Ultron California

October 8, 2015845 Comments

Here’s something random. A fun mash up of Ultron and Robert California from The Office.


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  • TheManHole

    Oh my GAWWWWWWWD am I first?!

  • James Earl Jones

    Yes, you are! Yes, you are!!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    More mashup shit!

  • Percy Gryce

    “A fun mash up”

    We’ll be the judge of whether it’s a fun mash up or not.

    O.K., as mash ups go, this one was relatively fun. 5 stars . . . out of 50.

  • Tim Hendrix

    Californiiiaaa

  • Percy Gryce

    I thought this was going to be a “Hotel California” takeoff.

    “Stab it with their steely knives, but they just can’t kill the beast.”

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Mike really likes The Office.

  • TheManHole

    I was thinking the whole time that they should have done lines from the avengers and cut them into scenes of the office.

  • Percy Gryce

    Never seen it. Much of this is lost on me, presumably.

  • DarthRandal

    Glorious.

    “THE MACHINE KNOWS!!!” (Cap flies the Quinjet into a lake)

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Joss Whedon’s new theme song

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbPqr9O5opI

  • Captain Turbo

    Sometimes you just have to let art flow over you.

  • Admirable. But mistaken.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Sit on my face
    -Bane

  • frankelee

    James Spader as a sex robot. Really makes you think.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I hate The fucking Eagles, man.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    a new thing YAY!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What is wrong with your hair?

  • Doesn’t everyone?

  • TheManHole

    I like the Eagles.

  • Do you really want me to? That batsuit really sinks the flavour in.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

  • TapewormBike

    That’s a content allright.

  • TapewormBike

    The star of Less Than 0110001100011

  • Domo

    Well, I know this is better than seeing blood in my urine.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    This just dropped when they just announced the Ant-Man sequel. By the way RIP Inhumans movie that will never happen.

  • Marvin Falz

    Same with me.

  • Neither have I.

  • TapewormBike

    Have you tested them side by side?

  • TapewormBike

    OK, am I the only one that does not get it?

  • Nope.

  • hazel

    Robert California was a pseudonymous sexual deviant who talked himself into the job of CEO of the paper company where the staff from the sitcom The Office worked. He was played by the actor who voiced Ultron- the lines are from The Office but the visuals are from The Avengers.

  • TapewormBike

    Thank you. I did get the Avengers part. I actually forgot that the US has their own The Office, which I’ve never seen.

  • instant relief

    It’s like seeing Patreon money being burnt on screen.

  • SeanLM

    The decepticons say funny things.

  • TapewormBike

    So, it’s been an hour, safe to go off topic now, right?

  • That movie just improved 1023%.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Season 1 is basically a carbon copy of the UK version. Seasons 2-4 try to find their own voice and succeed but sadly the show goes on a steady downhill from like season 6 and never recovers to the point of season 9 being downright miserable at times.

  • TapewormBike

    9 seasons? And I presume a season is the US Big TV Gulp size of like 20 eps? Yeesh

  • Um. Huh. Well…. I… uh… hmph.

  • El_Runko

    wtf

  • dollar store cashier wife

    well the first season is only mere 6 episodes but they overcompensate for that with seasons that have as many as 26 episodes. Personally I binged watched the show for the first time last year and the length didn’t bothered me at all(the episodes only being 20 minutes long helps)It was a really fun ride even when quality drops-though only season 9 drops to unwatchability bar for me.

  • TapewormBike

    Welcome to fuck, indeed.

  • What in the name of Rich Evans is going on around here? And, could I have some more? Please?

    #RLM4EVER

  • That’s understandable. The Brits usually steal everything and the Americans are left with nothing to show for. Damn Brits. I HATE THEM!

  • I think I know what’s going to be the next Pre-Rec Review. The game itself looks fun, actually. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5mDNTB3A38

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I’ll look forward to it.

    “starts coughing up blood”

  • My ex wife

    Why not.

    So is Amazon prime or Netflix worth it? I was considering watching Game of thrones at some point but not sure.
    Currently I rent stuff from iTunes every now and then but I don’t know if I would gain anything signing up to the aforementioned services.

  • Palpatine

    When I first read the video title, I thought it was going to be an edit of Ultron singing “Hotel California” by The Eagles.

  • TheManHole

    I use Netflix as my cable provider. It does not have the best selection but it is cheap and convenient and beats not having anything.

  • Percy said that too.

  • Palpatine

    Great minds think alike.

  • TapewormBike

    I used to do Netflix via proxy from here, but then they said they don’t want my money and now I just watch cooking shows on Youtube.

  • My ex wife

    Yeah, I was just looking at Amazon and it mostly looks like a crappy selection and Netflixs wont show me until I sign up.

  • TheManHole

    Weird you think they be more like a drug peddler and get you hooked then jack up the rate.

  • Palpatine

    Oh boy, the Batman News guys are going to love this!

  • My ex wife

    It’s the free trial that gets you.
    A while back I tried the Lovefilm (Amazon) trial, which I then had to phone up after the 30 days ended to cancel it. Which they said they did but then continued to charge me for about 6 months. When I finally bothered to look at my statements and noticed this, they claimed to have no knowledge of my cancellation and wouldn’t refund me, despite me not actually being able to log in to their shitty service for those 6 months because it was closed.
    Unless I could get a phone record from 6 months ago proving I had rang them.

    tldr: Fuck Amazon.

  • Like Icare

    Bah. Blood out of one’s rectum is where it’s at. Blood in one’s urine is for pussies.

    Wait…

  • SeanLM

    I hear this is in the alleged 3 hour+ extended addition. Watching 3 hours of AoU sounds like eating rat poison– it really is a good idea.

  • TheManHole

    I had a similar thing with Netflix I noticed I was getting charged twice so I called and asked them about it. They told me the first payment was a preauthorization and that it should be refunded after a few days. So I didn’t think anything of it until I noticed the double charges where sticking a few months down the road called up and asked got told the same story. I asked them if there was another account tied to my credit card turns out the account my brother made on my Xbox forever ago was still active. Since the account had shown no use in months they refunded me 3 months (Which was really nothing) but after the teeth pulling I had to do to get that I just took it.

    TL;DR
    Never trust someone over the phone making minimum wage to have your best interest at heart.

  • TheManHole

    Return of the Avengers:
    Revenge of California Office Reloaded
    Directors cut reimagined
    Length 210min
    Buy now on Amazon for $39.99 Check it out!

  • William Lane

    James Spader is bae.

  • SeanLM

    Now with 100% more mind-numbing CG battles! I love faceless CG armies fighting in rubble with a ticking clock element.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Nobody gets your old man references.

  • TheManHole

    But wait there’s more call now and we will double that offer just pay separate shipping and handling!

  • SeanLM

    Not even the ShamWow guy or Billie Mayes (rest his soul) could sell me this movie again.

  • TheManHole

    I really do love how it was called the “Sham”Wow like they gave away the fact it was a sham in the title.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Remember Batman-News?

  • TheManHole

    169 Days Until
    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That’s good. I’m looking forward to that film actually. Thanks for the information.

  • SeanLM

    Or the part where a hooker bit off his tongue and he clocked her and got arrested.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer#Arrest

  • bassbait

    Took too damn long.

  • TheManHole

    Wait did that come with the towel?!

  • Palpatine

    Sure do!

  • SeanLM

    It absorbs blood and hooker spit particularly well.

  • Palpatine

    You’re looking forward to something RLM isn’t?! Get the hell out!!!

  • TheManHole

    What is the word on Brain splatter?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That trailer was pretty good, also Goyer isn’t writing and Ben Affleck basically directed it.

  • Palpatine

    Hey, at least someone on here isn’t being apathetic about something for a change.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Now it could sucked like every movie can. But I see more positives than negatives. I can get over Lex Luthor’s stupid wig, even though it looks stupid as shit.

  • TheManHole

    I want to see it because this will make or break the DC cinematic universe. So it will be a spectacular flop like the latest Spiderman movie that kills careers or a true competitor to the Marvel cinematic universe. One way or another defiantly worth the price of admission.

  • bassbait

    The Office was a good show, then it became a great show, then a good show, then a bad show.

    I actually didn’t mind season 9 that much but I don’t feel like revisiting anything after Michael left. Robert California was a great character, a shame the show got too caught up in the *quirky* factor and didn’t go for the awkward gut punches that a character like Michael brought to it.

    I’ll admit, my girly lovey-dovey side liked the romance aspects of the show some of the time. Specifically after Jim and Pam actually got together, that’s the stuff that I really liked.

    Oops, I mean, I’m an RLM fan, I have no heart.

    Never saw either Avengers movie.

  • SeanLM

    God, I wish I could feel anything about anything at this point. I think I’m dead inside.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I doubt it will because they are already working on Wonder Woman, Suicide Squad is also in post. Unlike Sony there are putting in effort and care.Besides Amazing Spider-Man 2 look unappealing and awful and turned out to be awful and killed their potential franchise which was never going to happen.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You sound like an old man from The Hamilton Follies.

  • Palpatine

    It’s called the GrumPa Effect.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    His depends is getting too heavy.

  • It’s like poetry, it… ah fuck it. https://vimeo.com/139298918

  • bassbait

    old lady*

  • instant relief

    Make your own memes, asshole.

  • Captain Turbo

    No, wrong. It was a good show, then a great show, then a good show, then a slightly less good show, then a bad show.

  • That was ice cold.

  • instant relief

    And leave George Lucas alone! It’s not his fault the prequels sucked! He’s a misunderstood genius and I just wanna cuddle the guy and you know have him gimme a rimjob and i better edit the last part out before posting.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Amazing. “The Secretary” would be great too.

  • Captain Turbo

    Everyone knows that kingmaker, Rick Berman, ruined the prequels.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    I could never get into the US one. I really hate the Michael Scott actor.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Wants to fuck, please.

  • *cocksucker

  • instant relief

    …but never will.

  • It’s just like with my crush.

  • bassbait

    True. Either way, the Dinner Party comes to mind as the best episode, but that’s just off the top of my head.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    I did say “wants”.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    None, Full Moon Streaming instead. We have all the main ones. Just trade passwords and services with friends.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Are parody movies dead?

  • Even the Zucker Brothers started making utter shit after some time, so I have to say – yes.

  • Bhazor

    Those Avengers credits. All those people hundreds of people. Not one of them thought “Hey why do we need to lift a city again?”

  • Palpatine

    Pretty much.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Look it’s the Incredible Hulk and he just stepped on Paris Hilton and Paris Hilton said that’s hot.

  • instant relief

    Oh, are you in the friendzone?

  • Yep. But I banged her best friend. WHAT?

  • Palpatine

    Tell me what you’ve been doing busy little bee.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Now, young Skywalker, you will die.

  • MAN, GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY CAB

  • Palpatine

    You are so freaking amazing in Gladiator, you should’ve won for Best Supporting Actor.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Thank you but I lost to Benicio del Toro. I never stood a chance.

  • Palpatine

    AM I NOT MERCIFUL?!?!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Good…good.

  • richard

    do you really think the gaffer who thinks that has any ability to change that in the script? If Joss Whedon couldn’t even get everything he wanted in the film what makes you think one of them could?

  • Palpatine

    You’re just so batshit in it, you make me look sane.

  • instant relief

    I need you to carefully consider the following questions. Please, take your time while answering.

    1. Is she hawt?
    2. Seriously, bra, how hawt is she?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Again, thank you but I’m more crazy in The Master

  • On a scale from 1 to 10? I’d say a solid 9.

  • Like Icare

    A caterer might be able to change a lot in the production by introduction of very small amounts of gut bacteria, or in extreme cases, cyanide.

  • instant relief

    Can you convince her to come in Germany?

  • She visited Berlin like three months ago.

  • Palpatine

    Oh man, Russel Crowe just killed you.

  • Red Skeleton

    Wha? Did I? What? How? Wha- I just- I don’t- Brain- Imploding-

  • To be fair, he was asking for it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He did at the Oscars.

  • instant relief

    And you’re telling me now? O_O

  • instant relief

    No no, calm down, learn to enjoy losing.

  • @dollarstorecashierwife:disqus Why don’t you love meeeeee….? I killed Bambi for you.

  • instant relief

    Aight, better than jerking off for the decillionth time.

  • instant relief

    I hear every single one of his blow jobs is very dense and has so many things going on.

  • ‘Loads’. The word is ‘loads’.

  • instant relief

    Fear of Loads in Las Vegas? Oh, Lord, why have you forsaken meee!?

    EDIT: I’m sorry, the drugs are taking hold of my brain. I’m getting goldfingered by Shirley Bassey.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I haven’t seen any of these movies but I usually imagine my own dialogue for flat characters in similar movies, especially if their lines are overly dramatic. Seriously hollywood has the effects right on comic movies but the tone is often not comical, almost what you’d call a contradiction.

  • Palpatine

    Confession time: I have not seen a single Marvel Cinematic Universe film.

  • It could have been worse, it could have been Roseanne Barr. #fatshaming

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • FestusOnigbinde

    You gave me courage. I’ve only seen Iron Man 1.

  • Palpatine

    True story. And since you’re one of the few non-apathetic commenters on here, can you give me your opinions on them?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Okay. I like them, some of them I really enjoy. Captain America The Winter Solider was a ton of fun and surprisingly dark, but then I remember Nazis exist in this universe still being assholes. I liked Guardians of The Galaxy a lot too, same goes with Ant-Man, Iron Man, Avenngers 1, and 2. But some I just don’t want to watch again even though they’re technically good movies.

  • Quantum

    No.
    They’re just getting old.

  • Palpatine

    Thanks. Now do I have to watch them in a specific order, or can they be watched out of order?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You can watch them in order if you want. It helps with Captain America and Avengers but nothing else.

  • Len posted this video under his interview with RLM. It stars Sara Brooks, the redhead from Skull Forest. It’s a cover of A-Ha’s Take on Me by the band called Project Dark Ride. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4vTRN3P8Lo

  • disqus_fnwCMQDX7u

    black mass and the martian half in the bag?

  • zzzz

    honestly youre not missing much. Theyre not awful, not anything that NEEDS to be seen. other than, The first avengers. its great. I thought the second was really weak though. as for the rest, iron man 1 is good, 2 decent, the rest suck. thor, all bad. captain america 1 ok, 2 good. hulk, all suck. guardians and antman are okay. only thing you need to watch in order is per character movie series, obviously. but it doesnt matter which series to watch first. id say watch the avengers first, if that tickles your balls then watch the other series as prequels.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I ALREADY REVIEWED BLACK MASS FOR YOU GUYS! Pay attention dammit!

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    It’s times like these that I’m glad RLM is free..

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Watch the Avengers first and then try the rest if you like the characters. I haven’t seen Age of Ultron yet

  • Beckoning Chasm

    You only really need to see one film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and that’s “Boyhood.” It’s the single greatest movie ever made.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    No it’s, “Now young Skywalker, you will DIE!”

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Soon all character backstory movies will take 12 years to make.

  • TMC_Sherpa

    You need a lot of things to line up to make a good parody movie.
    1) You need a healthy genre to pull material from.
    You can make a Blazing Saddles because there were a bunch of cowboy movies or Airplane to counter airline disaster films.
    2) You need someone to write it. Jos is out there but I would call his movies witty rather than funny?
    3) Someone gotta pay for it. Movies cost too damn much to make and they come out so fast there isn’t time to make any money.
    4) Someone gotta wanna make it.
    Lets say I’ve got 100 million burning a hole in my pocket. What’s the pitch. Make fun of the Transformer movies? They are almost a parody in themselves. Can you do a better job of making fun of Spiderman than Sony?
    I’m not saying it’s impossible (I’m also not saying I have 100 mil. That’s a problem I wish I had) but I am curious what you think is worth parodying?

  • Ultron went full Spader.. and it felt far better..

  • IMO there are only 4 decent movies in the MCU for me; Avengers 1, Winter soldier, Iron Man 1 and AntMan.. there s also a pretty cool show called Daredevil and the “still in rehab but keeps getting stronger” Marvel Agents of Shield.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Space Cop won’t be.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I have not seen a full, single episode of the American version ‘The Office’.
    #arthousesnoblivesmatter

  • Niccageshair

    As dead as Leslie Nelson.

  • Niccageshair

    Even the Zuckers never sunk this low.

  • Moist

    Sometimes you have to take Art in your mouth and just swallow the results.

  • Domo

    Netflix is nice if you love binge watching shows and whatnot. It’s hard to navigate to find things you like sometimes, especially if multiple people are tied to your account’s algorithm. At this point I tend to get more use out of renting stuff from the library or Redbox, or watching documentaries on youtube, but as something cheap and simple to replace cable, it really can’t be beat.

  • CynicalOptimist22 .

    If only Ultron had called Tony an “ineffectual, privilaged, effete, soft-penised, debutante” in the Avengers movie… But alas

  • Like Icare

    Almost every shot is a Dutch angle… a sign of quality.

  • Like Icare

    Well… that’s like… your option… man…

  • Like Icare

    No no it’s not dead, it’s… it’s restin’!
    Remarkable genre isn’it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Only 171 comments in 12 hours? Is there a sale at Penny’s?

  • Christina Downey

    My last pay check was 7976 dollars working 9 hours a week online. My sisters friend has been averaging 17k for months now and she works about 19 hours a week. I can’t believe how easy it was once I tried it out.

    This is what I do…

    135

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Do you work at Penny’s? because we need to know if there is a sale on.

  • Five potato, six potato, seven potato, more. Eight potato, nine potato, ten potato, eleven. Kiss my ass and go to heaven hell.

  • pete smith

    because nobody knows what the fuck this is supposed to be

  • What’s Penny selling? Is she a “professional entertainer”?

  • TapewormBike

    I started rewatching all the Mad Maxes by pieces. So, Furiosa is definitely the most badass character in the whole trilogy and the first one used toI think was sort of bad, but having rewatched some stuff, the atmosphere and the character of Max have the wonderful sadness to them, while the cinemamotgraphy is kinda like the first Evild Dead, where you see all the seams, but that makes it more charming.

  • TapewormBike

    Well, that’s a shame, because some are definitely great and most of them are at least OK.

  • TapewormBike

    Watch Guardians of the Galaxy first. It’s just fun and any universe related thing is just explained in the movie anyway, you don’ have to have seen anything before it. In the main one, they could get tirng if you watch them one by one. I’d say fuck Thor completely. First Iron Man is worth it as well as both Cap movies. Avengers is OK, but there is an overload of action scenes

  • Commander X

    These are better than Ultron’s actual lines in the film; these are better than pretty much all of the dialogue in the film altogether.
    James Spader, though, is cooler than probably everybody else, even when he’s middle-aged and bald.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Its weird looking at you foreign types watching Mad Max. We all saw Mad Max long before the Seppo rebranding of Mad max 2 as :The Road Warrior. you all had to go back.
    For us Australians that grew up seeing then in the right order it makes sense. If you came to them later the original Mad Max can seem like a weird prequel.

  • Red Skeleton

    I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

  • Domo

    Iron Man 1, Captain America 1, Avengers, Iron Man 3, Captain America 2, Age of Ultron, Ant Man.

    In that order makes the most sense timeline wise. Everything else isn’t really necessary.

    Guardians of the Galaxy you can kinda throw in anywhere. I know Tape is saying to watch it first, but maybe after Iron Man 3 works, too.

  • TapewormBike

    I actually saw all of them in the right order first as a kid, like, literally a small child when I was about 7. I think I already said that I remember peeing my aunt’s armchair while watching the first one. Not out of fear, just kinda cause.

  • Domo

    Can you tell us which Mad Max scene you decided to pee on your aunt’s armchair? That way, whenever I watch it again, I can think to myself “And in this scene, Tapewormbike pissed himself to make his aunt’s life miserable.”

    It’ll be the greatest movie commentary quote ever!

  • TapewormBike

    I am pretty sure it was when his arm got run over…I think

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    That still makes me pee a little.
    They probably just ran over some guys arm. Dr Miller is a qualified surgeon.

  • TapewormBike

    I need to get to the behind the scenes stuff for all of them.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    For the first one they used real members of a Bikie Gang and Dr Miller has said repeatedly that he is amazed that no one was badly hurt or killed.

  • TapewormBike

    I am amazed by that as well. I think an only sort of serious injury happened during the shooting of the second one, at the truck chase, when one of the guys like spins in the air when falling.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Yep. and they still used it.

  • TapewormBike

    I think you gotta. If I was a stuntman and got hurt doing something that looks as cool, I’d be pissed if it didn’t end up in the movie

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Tell that to Brandon Lee… What!? to soon?

  • TapewormBike

    I keep calling him to tell him that, but he’s not picking up. I bet he’s partying or something. Love that guy.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    What is this? MST3K?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    He is probably just sleeping….

  • TapewormBike

    It’s what Y2K was meant to be.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    No, Sicario.

  • TapewormBike

    It is gonna be The Martian though.

  • TapewormBike

    “Trilogy” . I do forget about Thunderdome, don’t I?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Its still better than Batman and Robin… but so is AIDSbola.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    *Pupils.

  • instant relief

    A power outage?

  • TapewormBike

    It’s some kind of outage for sure.

  • *watch

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Am I the only one that thinks this “content” is an invitation to riot?
    Batman-News, Gamer-Gaters and Prequel fans.. we need your help.

  • Earth

    To be fair their stunt director and leading lady were in a car crash just days into filming.

  • Captain Turbo

    Wait, what? There was a US version of The Office?

  • Marvin Falz

    Me neither and I’ve never read a Marvel comic book and I probably never will.

  • instant relief

    There’s also a US version of Funny Games.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I don’t see how this would be offensive to any said group.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    it’s the superior version.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    good for you. I really mean it.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    When I said that I wanted to have kids, and you said you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do? And then, when you said that you might want to have kids, and I wasn’t so sure, who had the vasectomy reversed? And then when you said you definitely didn’t want to have kids? Who had it reversed back? Snip, snap! Snip, snap! Snip, snap! I did! You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    you’re really bitter at us nowdays palpy.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I save myself for Rich Evans.

  • Palpatine

    Does anyone have their own ideas for mashups similar to this?

  • RLMkeepitup

    when I did 10 min versions of syfy movies it was fun to just move a reaction shot around in the same film. it’s a lot harder to move dialogue if you can see lips. I love the predator and commando musicals. the really old matrix fart video is a classic

  • Palpatine

    Snobby film critics will say otherwise.

  • instant relief

    Not really. The original actors were perfectly cast.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    If you read about Haneke’s take on violent media it’s pretty clear he wanted Funny Games to find an audience in USA. Obviously the original version never had the necessary distribution(plus foreign film stigma)to meet that goal. So MH just remade the film shot for shot to unleash it upon the filthy casuals who never see it otherwise. And that’s why I find it superior.It’s a pretty big aspect-a meta movie reaching it’s intended audience. Because film buffs got what FG was doing within 20 minutes. The film still works fully even when you’re aware what’s it’s about to do for the remaining 90 minutes but it was ultimately intended as a wake up call for people who cheer for slasher movies n shit.

  • instant relief

    Damn, you out-technobabbled me. Well done.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Haneke is one of my favorite directors. Have you seen Cache/Hidden? I think that film is an even greater meta-violence deconstruction-mindfuck.

  • instant relief

    Nope, but I feel like I need to watch it now. 😉

  • Palpatine
  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    $I’d buy that for a dollar$

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    This new “content” isn’t worth the electrons in a microchip. Boo RLM…

  • Flumph

    He is awesome, and he’s smart as well. Keep doing it your way Rick.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Yes don’t do mashups, ever…

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    It’s offensive to people who don’t want to waste time and inter-tubez..

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    This content, sucks. So if a riot ensues, I’ll kick back and watch the carnage..

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Reading that article made me realize that Dan Akroyd and Bill Murray need money and that I can say “Fuck you” to the next “Ghostbusters” move. Thanks Rick Moranis.

  • Palpatine

    There shouldn’t even be a new Ghostbusters given the death of Harold Ramis.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Fucking Dutch…

  • RLMkeepitup

    its sad he had to give up the ghost. at least they’re not trying to cast someone for him, but I’m with Moranis I don’t see the point of any of it.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I hope he has a cameo as a ghost in the reboot. That would be hilarious.

  • Earth

    This article has reminded me how much I actually love Rick Moranis’s work: Ghostbusters, Little Shop of Horrors, Spaceballs, Honey I Shrunk the Kids. Classic movies, and he was great in all of them.

    Seems like a nice bloke. Cool to see he hasn’t sold out (yet).

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Like you have anything better to do.

  • Palpatine

    Honey, I Shrunk the Kids is underrated.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I’m willing to bet his experience on the sequel for that movie had something to do with his decisions to be picky

  • Palpatine

    The title of the sequel sounded very sexual.

  • Earth

    I look forward to the remake starring Ed Helms and Kristen Stewart.

  • tOmy`

    Oh. So this is where everyone is.

  • Palpatine

    Bryce Dallas Howard is a much better choice.

  • TapewormBike

    Welcome to suck

  • Palpatine

    Were you talking to yourself on the last video?

  • tOmy`

    There was also US version of Skins for some fucking reason.

    And dumb version of Scrubs, but I think that is the only one available.

  • tOmy`

    N… no?

    My psychologist told me to plead 5th in these cases.

  • TapewormBike

    I find that hard to believe for several reasons….

  • tOmy`

    Wait, what? There is America?

  • tOmy`

    Speaking of Marvel: Ant Man – Ant Man And The Wasp Sexbox Lady Also Getting Billing In The Title In 2015 is happening, pushing back Black Panther (that’s racist) and Captain Marvel (that’s… reasonable.)

    And Marvel also scheduled 2 more products for their Factory C output for the fiscal years 2018 – 2020.

    Yay! Movies!

  • Earth

    Captain Marvel is a woman. SEXISM!

  • tOmy`

    Jesus, really? I am against this feminization of Hollywood, I go to theaters to rub one off and not to talk about oxygenating wombspaces.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Shit, I had already forgotten about that Wasp tease in the end. Way to sit on an ant’s nest.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    You know, they make a magic potion that makes you forget about Marvel Cinematic Universe when you drink it. It’s called bleach.

  • Palpatine

    Yes. This.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    And I wasted all that money on styrofoam…

  • TapewormBike

    No Jesus anywhere, that comic is the best Marvel is doing right now.

  • tOmy`

    It’s not all bad I guess. I don’t even know anymore.

    But I think I will have to sit through some of those I missed. Like… Thor More and that one where Captain USA is really cold.

  • Palpatine

    I drank bleach once. Then I was rushed to the E.R.

  • TapewormBike

    “Quickly, get him in front of he TV, so he can see George Clooney for the last time!”

  • Earth

    But if women didn’t oxygenate their wombspaces in film, we never woulda got that scene in Basic Instinct.

  • TapewormBike

    You know what’d be funny? If you took scenes with Darth Vader, but overlayed them with an audio of a black guy!

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    It would but he said he won’t do a cameo

  • RLMkeepitup

    the portrayal of women in basic instinct films (especially 2) was not exactly flattering. unless being an oversexualized manipulative person means being equal to men.

  • TapewormBike

    I am pretty sure Earth was not flattering Basic Instinct for the portrayal of women characters.

  • TapewormBike

    Are you suggesting I do webcam shows, Sonia? Because, babe, already on it.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Did he speak to you through an ouija board?

  • RLMkeepitup

    Ya I know but wow that 2nd movie was aweful.

  • Palpatine

    So speaking of feminism, something that botherd me is when Joss Wheadon complained about the “sexism” in Jurassic World, he put Scarlett Johansson in a tight black suit.

  • TapewormBike

    I can believe that, I had no desire to seek that one out. Does she flash guys with her asshole this time?

  • TapewormBike

    Hello there, Twitter

  • tOmy`

    Also: He calls her black.
    And a freaking widow!

    I think he was going for that “black women kill their husbands” vibe.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Private shows don’t count. Now be a proper camwhore and show me us your junk.

  • TapewormBike

    Not unless Omi fluffs me first

  • RLMkeepitup

    The whole politically correct movement is a front. The female body has been an image of fertility and sex for millennium, language just hides the truth. Besides some of those ladies just can’t act well, butt they have other nice assets to show off. I admit this so I’m an asshole.

  • Palpatine

    I just find it hypocritical of him to call one film sexist, and yet he puts an actress in spandex and doesn’t give her much to do other than look pretty.

  • tOmy`

    We talked about it few days back with my real life friends that totally exist.

    There is some truth (and a problem) when it comes to female characters and female portrayal and even, apparently, calling a waitress “bitch”. The bad news is that the most heard are always those who are the most loud and that usually comes with being stupid. Calm reasoning, calm discussion and at least some kind of neutral stance actually yield smart opinions and discussions that help to prevent some of the retarded behavior and / or help to bring these issues to reasonable light.

    Case in point: Mad Max is the most feminist action flick there. Okay. Was it enough for some of the feminists? Fuck no! Was it bad enough for male cripplets to bitch about it? Fuck yes. Yet I think it is safe to assume that internet is filled with very smart, sophisticated and reasonable discussions on this topic.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    “Ultron California” sounds like either a town for Scientologists or the title of an Eagles dance remix.

  • TapewormBike

    Well, to be fair, sexism does not equal being sexy. It’s about the treatment of the character by others and their actions, especially as far as usefulness goes. Also, generally, I love a woman in heels, but it’s a real pet peeve to see that in the acion scenes.

  • Palpatine

    What does Black Widow do other than look pretty?

  • tOmy`

    Sandwiches.

  • TapewormBike

    Kicks ass. Shows some, but kicks more.

  • Palpatine

    To be fair, the scene where Owen talks to Clarie was somewhat sexist, but I think it was to show him as a macho character who doesn’t like being bossed around by women.

  • TapewormBike

    See, that I didn’t mind, for that exact reason – it’s about him being a bit of an asshole.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    My distain for Joss is inescapable

  • TapewormBike

    Kinda, yeah, she gets lost in the shuffle in some parts of the Avengers. I’d definitely suggest watching The winetr Soldier, that’s her at her best.

  • Palpatine

    Han Solo did the same thing and no one complained then. Oh wait, it’s because there was no internet for people to complain on.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I just saw a commercial on TV for a cream that helps vaginal dryness or something. It’s called Vagisan. Who the hell comes up with these names?! Another favorite of mine is the digestive medicine, Losec, which to me just screams diarrhea.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Well actually I do have a profession

  • tOmy`

    The funny thing is that what you gonna do when you want to portrait a character as sexist without getting backlash for being sexist.

    It’s fucking pathetic, that’s what it is. Keep this fucking shit out of art. Period.

    Most of the time it’s just blatant nitpicking and a desperate try to stay relevant. Not in all cases, mind you, and not in general – racism exists, misogyny exists, unfair portrayal exists. But when it comes to art, people overthink it waaaaay too much. Especially because they usually don’t know jack shit about art.

  • TapewormBike

    And also – Harrison Ford. And the 70s.

  • tOmy`

    That’s funny. In Czech Republic, the general prescription for both of these is called “booze”.

  • TapewormBike

    How many times did you see that commercial? In the last 30 minutes?

  • TapewormBike

    It works well with “the other guy on the party, not you”

  • Marvin Falz

    Han (and later Lando) is a macho character who develops into a caring character. All other good characters (except Lando at first) treat her with respect.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Sorry I thought you meant Rick. But still yes to what you said

  • Palpatine

    Christ, you can’t do anything there days without some sort of backlash.

  • tOmy`

    Exactly.

    And that’s the problem, as I said below. The most heard people are the loudest and that comes with being stupid. We put these people on stages and let them toxicate the waters of art.

    By the way – that is the reason why I love music. There is almost no time for such behavior when it comes to real artists.

  • tOmy`

    I am just gonna leave this here as some kind of a sick running joke within this section:

    “Texas Southern University on lockdown after two people shot at student housing”. If you get down to the bottom of the article:
    “Earlier in the day, a shooting took place on campus at Northern Arizona University, where one student was killed and three others were left injured.”

    Everything is fine. Keep shopping.

    (Man, I am getting very angry at world lately.)

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    that’s why I had to ask for their cooperation. Comment Riot is an inside job.

  • TapewormBike

    You know what helps?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    porcupines?

  • tOmy`

    Yes, I am currently on my first beer today.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    its the new normal. i think they cant even see the problem.

  • TapewormBike

    I hope so, I’ve got no idea, that’s why I’m asking!

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    That kind of thing is entirely possible with todays effects. Would it be ethical is the question

  • TapewormBike

    Let’s be fair. The problem is flying at them pretty fast.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    what helps for me is not watching/reading the news too often. shit’s more depressing then any arthouse movie could ever dream off.

  • TapewormBike

    It does help, but I kinda have to do that due to school and stuff, so, yay The World.

  • tOmy`

    You know what sorta helped me? Yesterday, I spent whole day in the “company” of Stephen Colbert, Bill Nye, Nelson DeGrasse and John Oliver.

    For many, many long hours, I felt that this world is not so fucking shitty.

  • tOmy`

    You know what “shocked” me about that? I stumbled upon it by an accident, it seems like nobody exactly covered it. I was like: “Woah, here we go again…” and then at the end of the article you read “Earlier in the day…”. This is not just “normal” anymore, this is… well, routine. Standard.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    we are planning a race riot today… so there is that to look forward to.

  • TapewormBike

    Well, let’s be brutally non-empathic and honest – you don’t have to care about that shit, not here.

  • TapewormBike

    Oooh, with race cars?!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    when you become bored by death your society is doomed.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    “insert fast&furious joke by tommy here”

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Its the Bathurst 1000 this weekend, so yes.

  • tOmy`

    I actually saw two very, very good debates yesterday and I think I can promote them here:

    Bill Nye debating Ken Ham on the topic of “creationism”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6kgvhG3AkI
    (Very… scientific, “boring” and slowpaced)

    And Stephen Colbert + Neil DeGrasse at the Kimberley Academy in Montclair, which is pretty much the funniest and smartest thing I have seen in months:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXh9RQCvxmg

    These things really even you out.

  • TapewormBike

    Saw that at the time. Now, Ham obviously lost before it began, but I like the fact that he also lost when comparing facial hair. And Nye has none!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    My Catwoman has boots.

  • TapewormBike

    Not Nolan’s though, if I remember correctly

  • tOmy`

    Absolutely.

    The things is tho – my “background”, upbrging and a lot of my studies / personal interests made me care – maybe just because we did a lot of “problem solving” exercises regarding humanitarian actions and so on in school, maybe just because I was taught to mind every and any bigger nation in the world… but even tough I can say “well, we ain’t there”, it still frustrates me. It skews, it distorts and it changes the bigger picture.

  • TapewormBike

    Yeah, I agree, I am the same way. The scary part is peple who are there acting as if they aren’t.

  • Palpatine

    Anyone planning to watch The Man in the High Castle on Amazon Prime? I don’t have it myself sadly.

  • tOmy`

    I think the scarier part is yet again seeing what the “general folk” in Czech Republic says about these things. Obviously, except “Pražské kavárny”.

    I saw way too many people being racist, calling for ability to buy guns everywhere to fight the immigrants and so on and so forth. We used to laugh at this. It was “out there, not in our culture”. And here we go.

  • TapewormBike

    Oh, they made a series of that? Now I do plan to watch it. Somehow….

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The problem with the world is that the three most powerful countries America, China and Russia, all hate each other and are all convinced they are the only real people.
    The rest of us just have to put up with them playing stupid games. Like in Syria.

  • TapewormBike

    Oh God, “Pražská kavárna”. There is no term that makes me angrier

  • tOmy`

    Don’t have to tell me, I hate Prague and cafes. And I am apparently one of them!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Boobs?

  • tOmy`

    Nope, not exactly.

    But allow me a small addition of my own question here: Anyone planning to watch Ash vs. Evil Dead? We need some TV show reviews going around here.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Joss should be quiet. And I don’t mean put him in a black bikini and carry a sniper rifle.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Isn’t that the show with Ron Perlman as a transgender detective?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I’ll have to watch it. rami and campbell. sold!

  • TapewormBike

    Anybody planning to watch the rain as it dances in the light of the street lamp, making the city behind it look like a barely finished sketch?

  • Cream-A-Thon

    RLM could stand to produce another show focusing on TV fantasy and scifi. It’d be worth it just for the comments section, amirite?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I like Joss. but i’m not interested in his SJW mid life crisis. MAKE MORE DR HORRIBLE YOU HACK!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I guess it would be a little different than replacing the guy in Furious 7 with CGI to finish his scenes. That’s the only thing that would make me watn to see the new Ghostbusters, though. Because I’m necrophiliac like that.

  • tOmy`

    It’s these little articles by The Onion that make it pretty clear that even The Onion is sick of this shit.

    I had that very feeling with their article on Charlie Hebdo and Charleston. You can sorta see that the “satire” doesn’t even cover it anymore. In the two I just mentioned they actually went full on attack against people.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I’d watch it with ramen and campbell soup.
    Try the veal!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    You get paid for commenting??

  • tOmy`

    I am still waiting for Jessi & Jack talk about music.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Who else is panning not to watch Candid Candid Camera Vol. 6?

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Jessi has returned to her home planet.

  • tOmy`

    That’s how Prague looks all the time, doesn’t it?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    You’re just out for revenge for Jay not allowing you to relive your teenage fantasies.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    there isnt a street light within 20 kms of me.

  • TapewormBike

    We do live in the Take On Me video

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Who’s planning to watch their body slowly fall apart over time until the die.

  • Palpatine

    No, it’s show based on the book of the same name which shows an alternative history where the Axis Powers won World War II.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Nope. Although, I’ll have to give it to him that those can opener heels were kinda neat.

  • TapewormBike

    I heard the end is pretty anticlimactic

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That’s the new Wolfenstein game.

  • tOmy`

    I heard that if you go out with a bang, there are some virgins promised.

    Then again… virgins are pretty crap at sex.

  • TapewormBike

    What’s sex?

  • Palpatine

    I really want to watch that.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    You cum in them.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Who wants to live forever? DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

  • TapewormBike

    Dude, that’s only in movies, don’t be naive

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    You lie on a woman and rub your PeePee on her belly and the sperm goes in the belly button and the baby grows in the stomach so it can get food and drinks.

  • TapewormBike

    Ohhhh, you mean fucking!

  • tOmy`

    A little self-indulgent announcement: I was planning on watching my favorite documentary tonight, the ever so amazing winner of the best Canadian documentary for year 2009: The Union: Business Behind Getting High.

    Well, apparently, the whole thing is in HD on youtube now, so streaming in 23:00 CET over at TheManhole! (That is in one hour and 30 minutes.)

  • TapewormBike

    I saw it before, but was sorta unimpressed? Don’t know why, really.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Who plans on not watching Gotham?

  • TapewormBike

    I am doing that all the time. It’s nice.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The two best soundtracks ever in one joke! 1 MILLION UPVOTES!

  • tOmy`

    Reeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaally? I thought it hit the perfect middle ground between being:

    1) For people who know jack shit about weed
    2) For people who wanna know more
    3) Funny / cool enough for a great stoner viewing

    … and at the same time not being too propagandist and apologetic. I love the soundtrack, I love the jokes and I love some of the info and the way it was presented.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    First wave DIIIIIIIIVVVVEEE!

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Aye

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I could use some nice cafes here that aren’t Robert’s or Wayne’s Coffee or Starbucks. Got any to spare?

    What were you talking about again? Hm? School shootings? *sips coffee”

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Aye!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Only once. But I did see it at least twice last night.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Aye!!

  • TapewormBike

    It really might be me not being interested in weed. I also always prefer documentaries that could not be substituted by a lecture (even super funny and interesting one), with a strong narrative at the core. Like Capturing the Friedmans, Dear Zachary and fun movies like that.

  • RLMkeepitup

    science is basically a process to weed out bullshit. but we also need entertainment, we need kardashian drama!

  • TapewormBike

    Perv alert!

  • tOmy`

    Yea, I can see that. I just find it odd, I don’t think I ever met someone who wasn’t blown away by both the production and the way the story was told.

    True story: My mom, who never smoked and never will, absolutely loved it.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Man in the High Castle is a novella by Philip K Dick. Ridley Scott made a TV show based on it.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you… until now.

  • RLMkeepitup

    they mostly come out at night, mostly

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Hero’s hit! I’m going after him!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4nS9IbT-uk

  • Palpatine

    I don’t.

  • TapewormBike

    Tell you the truth, it’s been a long time since I saw it. probably won’t make it to the Hole either, but I’ll rewatch it based on your suggestion. Maybe my ear hurt or something when I watched it

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You want to watch it?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Flash I love you but we only have 14 hours to save the earth.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    But ain’t no Blade Runner.

  • Palpatine

    No, it looks pretty bad.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It is. Waste of talent too

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I haven’t seen it but the book is great.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    No, I don’t get paid to hang around a Tattoo shop. I’s been a slow week

  • Palpatine

    I’m just tired of all the Batman origin stories they keep doing.

  • tOmy`

    You see… if someone is not interested in weed, then there are only the jokes (and some of them are gorgeously intellectual) and the “What is Union?” aspect to it that you could find interesting.

    And that is only a small portion, I admit. So some people are bound not to find it that interesting. I once showed my gf “Inside Job” and she just couldn’t cope with the information. She was fine with all the jokes, soundtrack etc…. but when the topic doesn’t fit your taste, then you are pretty much fucked.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Luckily for the movies with Affleck they’re ignoring it. They’re going to reference it but not focus on it.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    i’m so sick of origin stories. remember when they would start a franchise with a strong story then do the origin bit later.

  • TapewormBike

    I didn’t like Inside Job all that much either (guess we can’t date….?). Enron doc though is very high on my list.

  • Palpatine

    Yeah well, those movies are going to suck.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Or kick ass. We don’t know.

  • tOmy`

    I think Inside Job lost a lot of people during the explanation of what happened economically and why exactly it happened that way.

    Unfortunately, without that, it wouldn’t be a documentary, just a selection of great interviews and surprisingly a lot of very good jokes / sarcasm.

  • RLMkeepitup

    probly because the origin of superheros is dull. they stepped in goo or saw their parent die. its how they deal with their unique traits that’s worth a movie.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You have not seen Blade Runner. Cue Cary Grant gif.

  • TapewormBike

    Well, I’ve read books on that topic (yes, you saw that right – I read books, at times) and maybe I was bored because I didn’t need the 101.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Here’s more or less the same ad in German: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_8FYeMPnfc

    Even I can’t get my rocks off on a commercial as dry as this.

    … Oh, who am I kidding?

  • Palpatine

    *Suck ass.

    Stop defending them and accept Mike and Jay’s inevitable opinions on them.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    BABYYYYY SNAAAA-aaaa-AAAAKEEEES!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cepV5f2-MaU

  • RedLetterMadea

    Missed my favorite quote: “Funny how the houses are always colonials and the penises are always circumcised.”

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I would rather watch badly made doco narrated by alec baldwin on a topic i love, than a well made HD, morgan freeman narrated masterpiece on something that i don’t care about…
    Honestly if I see one more HD doco on the wildlife in Yellowstone National Park i will detonate a fucking nuke in the super volcano.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I believe a lot of people disagreed with on Inherent Vice.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    That’s cool. I get paid for hanging around a kitchen. Wait… No I don’t!

  • Palpatine

    How dare they! You must agree with Mike and Jay on here! Or else!

  • TapewormBike

    Those can be boring. Although, I do love the BBC Attenborough stuff. For some reason I like docs that make more shaken than educated.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    i’d watch Attenborough read a Czech phonebook. that man is made of class.

  • That’s a nice wig, Prometheus alien.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What was that black goo?

  • I wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I used to hang around a kitchen, but they called the cops and I had to leave.

  • RLMkeepitup

    they made us, then they got all made up

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Those too. But no cleavage. Well, maybe a little. Depends on my mood.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    A metaphor for the war in Iraq?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The show is a Grinch

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Sorry “it” being Man In The High Castle. Interesting enough Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep is only so-so as a book

  • Marvin Falz

    I like the name of that fantasy cream against impotence named ‘Keep it up’.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Did you at least get paid?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Thank you for clarifying because if you haven’t seen Blade Runner you otta leave.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    no, and don’t eat the mayonnaise.

  • Dswynne

    The only reason this is “news” is because the deaths involve suburban white kids at a college campus. Meanwhile, fifty people in the ‘hood of Chicago were shot last weekend. Film at a 11.

  • TapewormBike

    Toot

  • Wizard Phoenix

    MacGregor’s Syndrome

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Remember the old George Reeves Superman TV show?
    http://www.doctormacro.com/Images/Reeves,%20George/Annex/NRFPT/Annex%20-%20Reeves,%20George_NRFPT_01.jpg

    There is children growing up right now thinking about the Christopher Reeves movies the same way we thought of that.
    And having nightmares that Superman will destroy their city.
    Well I’m of to wrestle crocodile while riding a kangaroo.. or whatever it is Australians do.

  • TapewormBike

    Nope. But I know he died and was played by Ben Affleck in a movie about that.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Yes.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Saw it in the heaters, twice. Bought it on HD video, twice….

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He had the power to shoot himself in the head.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I’ve been told by a reliable source that you folk wear shoes on your heads.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    It’s not normal, and we see the problem..Many layers of problems..

  • fred

    Boogie Nights is a great movie. It also has a very big penis in it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I literally just watched it last night again.

  • Trask

    And having nightmares that Superman will destroy their city.

    Well, he is a an illegal immigrant/alien.

  • tOmy`

    The Union: Business Behind Getting High starting now over at the place we don’t name, but if we did, it would be called TheManhole.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Palpatine

    You guys remember about a month
    or so ago I tried sharing my Halloween remake script but couldn’t because the Google document was private? Well I finally managed to make it public for everyone to read:
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DpN2dcuV_NDCi7YzaGiVFz28oHRG651uy33V0d-G-18/edit

  • instant relief

    In a totally unrelated note: I wanna show Scarlett my Johansson.

  • I dunno man, it’s got a five-star review…

  • “Why I like to be nude.”

    -Some sad depressed man

  • There is address to the Senate in here, it’s clean.

  • JAGUART

    Ul-troll

  • Palpatine

    Can you view it?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    yeah if you link me a picture/video of it.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I could start reviewing Homeland season 5 but I don’t think anyone here gave that show a shot outside of me and omitted.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    based off what I heard from PreRec streams jack know just as much about music as he does in video games…which is jack shit.

  • Yes. I see it. Docs seems to work good.

  • Forget Plinketts basement. Welcome to Jay’s.

    https://instagram.com/p/8oS-1SjgmV/

  • TapewormBike

    You know that one joke, where you say something that’s a bit outlandish and then you cut away to a crude recreation of that idea? Somebody tell Youtube I’ve seen that one.

  • Palpatine

    What’s the joke?

  • Tanuki Man

    Now mash it up with the soundtrack from “Secretary!”

  • Wizard Phoenix

    This is borderline experimental.

  • TapewormBike

    I was talking about a general type of edit you find in a bazillion videos.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Isn’t that drunk history?

  • Like Icare

    It was made out of silicone.
    Also, according to Marky Mark, it deteriorated beyond usefulness long ago.

    Such is a life of a stunt cock.
    They may be glad you came, but no one knows your name, and they dump you all the same.

  • Like Icare

    Yeah, and then he dies like 50 different ways.

    And that is why every now and then we have to have a crisis to sort out all the different histories.

  • Like Icare

    There were jokes in Inside Job?

  • Like Icare

    I do.

    It may not all work out exactly to plan, but still… Consider the alternative.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Is this funny? I honestly can’t tell if this is funny.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Who’s planning on planning to plan things?

  • Like Icare

    Another Leonid Afremov fan?

  • instant relief

    Excuséz moi?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    One cannot plan Things.

  • instant relief

    Dwight D. Eisenhower?

  • instant relief

    I’ll let you decide. But the answer is no.

  • instant relief

    Or experimentally borderline.

  • Now I Get It

    I once bought a few months of cable just to watch the final season of “Larry Sanders”. When I cancelled, the cable company feigned confusion, just like that Book-of-the-Month Club, when I cancelled after they shipped me their loss leader (the complete OED).

    Would that we could all return to those days, when the mainstream consumer could be a ruthlessly acquisitive and canny king.

    The streaming-industrial complex is a silicon conspiracy against a laity of iChildren with no sense of history, who don’t know what titles they’re missing.

    I suggest researching every DVD release then shopping second hand for your preferred edition, just for the pleasure of filling your home with discs. …Unless that’s, you know, what you’re trying to avoid.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    I am. Philip K. Dick is one of my favorite authors. I enjoyed the pilot despite some problems.

  • jrich

    how does this not have more views on Youtube? I’ve seen this posted on websites from Joblo.com to EW.com

  • Palpatine

    What?

  • bruce wayne

    I’ll cancel the pizzas.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Alfred is supposed to that, George,

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I see plans within plans.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Wow that jrich kid was right. this rlm video is plastered across most of the entertainment news websites.

    http://www.avclub.com/article/ultron-finally-upgrades-his-full-smug-potential-ul-226572

  • instant relief

    Wow, of all things their most meh-ish video becomes viral.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I know, the world is upside down.

  • instant relief

    Does that mean I live down under now? O_o

  • bleurgh

    Haven’t seen a single episode. There is nothing I care about less than Bruce Wayne BEFORE he was Batman. Even the first forty-five minutes of Batman Begins was a slog. Seriously who gives a fuck!? Why didn’t they just make a live-action Batman series?

  • bleurgh

    The first episode was pretty good. Don’t believe anything depicted in it would have ever actually happened though.

  • bleurgh

    I will have to check it out, but it can’t possibly be as good as the films.

  • instant relief

    Frank ‘Erbert!

  • bleurgh

    I dislike women in heels, total turnoff. It says something about the woman wearing them, that they are high maintenance, shallow, have illusions of high class, self-serious, sort of helpless and unable to do anything for themselves. It’s the same as those goofy big fake nails. It’s like, clearly you value looking stereotypically sexy over being able to actually do things, so you must be a pretty boring person without very much going on. I’m not the most outgoing person, but if I’m dating someone I want to go hiking with them, explore cool places, generally do outgoing things. A girl who wears heels isn’t going to do any of that shit.

  • bleurgh

    That actress sucked so hard. It should have been Lauren Lapkus, or anyone really, with a sense of humour and an ounce of personality. I remember her sucking up the place on Lost so I can’t understand why they cast her in that movie.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Mind the Spice Melange

  • bleurgh

    Thunderdome is extremely under-rated in my opinion.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    RLM has figured out what gets picked up and what doesn’t. I half-expect lists to become a feature, “Top 5 Oh My Gawwwwwd Moments in ‘The Flash’ – You Won’t Believe #5 (But Your Brain Will).

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I think the idea is it’s more about Gordon and his strife against these up-coming super villains. I think the premise is all right

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    They must be desperate for content

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Is Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch’s Good Vibrations the greatest piece of art in human history?

  • ima420r

    Thank you for this.

  • Palpatine

    No.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Okay so it’s the greatest piece art in the history of the universe.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Surely you jest.

  • Palpatine

    I thought Boyhood was the greatest piece of art in history?

  • Palpatine

    He isn’t jesting, and don’t call him Shirley.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Next to Good Vibrations by Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    that joke works on so many levels. 5 stars.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    not nearly far enough.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    yes.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    In australia you can get rocks from 4.2 BILLION B.C. finding out which ones are from Tuesday is harder.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    “20 Times You Considered Seppuku While Watching Pre-Rec”

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I got to own up. I have never been able to sit through a single episode of The Office. UK or USA… i have never worked in an office and if i had to…. lets just say… previous mass shootings would look tame in comparison.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I like Pre-Rec… but then again I have a large lizard on my head.
    I might not be a reliable narrator.

  • TapewormBike

    Sure

  • TapewormBike

    I worked in several ofices and do appreciate the UK version, but it’s not even in my top 10 of Brittish sitcoms

  • TapewormBike

    Good for them. Can you hear the asshole tone?

  • Now you’re just grasping at straws.

  • Some people just love to watch other people’s misery.

  • Red Skeleton

    I’m sick of the liberal assholes trying to change Columbus day to Indigenous peoples day or whatever. Some of the things he did MAY have been a bit controversial but remember the man for all the GOOD he did, like Home Alone…. The Goonies… Mrs. Doubtfire….

  • Red Skeleton

    Jingle All The WayBicentennial Man.Fantastic FourChristmas with the Kranks…

  • Red Skeleton

    Pixels …

  • Earth

    I’m a fan of the UK version, but have never brought myself to watch the US one, even though a friend constantly tells me how much better it is.

  • Like Icare

    I generally dislike that entire trend of awkward comedy.
    Besides feeling cheap it is also requiring from me to laugh AT people who in a real world (an aspect emphasized by the cheap and “documentary” look of shows like Office and Curb Your Enthusiasm and Arrested Development…) would be… well… mentally retarded.
    Or in a prison. Or both.

    Generally, I’m not a fan of modern “comedy”.
    Too much of it is worthless from the cognitive aspect (laughing is learning painful stuff without pain) and brutal exploitation and abuse from the emotional.
    I’d rather watch a good comedian again than an episode of most “comedy” produced today.

  • TapewormBike

    That’s making me sad for some reason.

  • TapewormBike

    This is literally just me being lazy, but were Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant in any creative capacity responsible for the US version?

  • LameSame

    So much good. So much bad. He’s the walking incarnation of a yin-yang.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    “Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, who created the original British series, are credited as executive producers, and wrote the pilot and the third season episode, “The Convict”. Merchant later directed the episode “Customer Survey” while Gervais appeared in the episodes “The Seminar” and “Search Committee”.

    While I’m not 100% sure but I think I read somewhere how it’s the only version where they were creatively involved and approved of it considering the original show spanned like 20+ knock off versions in various other countries. The U.S. version got big for a reason ya know?

  • TapewormBike

    Mmmm. You provided useful information and didn’t make fun of me. 6/10.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    That’s what *she* said.

  • TapewormBike

    Jesus, I think the spam likes me. WhatdoIdowhatdoIdowhatdoIdo?!

  • tOmy`

    Totally. More on the “comedy without jokes” side.

  • tOmy`

    I’ll wingman this for you, no worries, brah!

    “Hey, Stephanie, have you ever had a tapeworm inside you?”

    I… I think she is running away, dude.

  • TapewormBike

    What a fridge.

  • tOmy`

    “Sen. Rand Paul said yesterday that as president he would encourage every school in America to place stickers on its windows warning potential criminals that teachers are armed and “you will be shot.””

    I think there should be at least one “Yeehaaw” in that sentence somewhere.

  • TapewormBike

    Tom, I suggest you don’t look at the news today. And I am meeting some Turkish people tommorow, yay for it surely not being depressing in any way.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Don’t forget to pull out in time.

  • tOmy`

    What happened? Did we declare war on Slovakia?

  • TapewormBike

    I don’t really have anything whimsical to say on the matter, which tells you enough I think.

  • instant relief

    But I will never run outatime!

  • tOmy`

    Yea, I am gonna go for cigarettes.

  • TapewormBike

    And I’m off to hospital. What charmed lifes we live.

  • instant relief

    Great Scott! I’m already outatime.

  • Percy Gryce

    You mean, Mike didn’t make this just for us?

  • I’ve spent a few moths in Turkey. It’s a great country and I’d hate to see it fall apart. Hope our friends are feeling OK.

  • Palpatine

    With all the craziness going on in my country, I’m starting to hope the U.S. goes through a peaceful, Soviet-style breakup in the next year or so, but the succeeding countries form a political union similar to the one that followed the U.S.S.R. Oh, am I being too serious right now? Sorry, what I meant to say was; once more the Republicans shall ruuuuule the country. And, we shall have, peace.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    could agree more. comedy’s like that feel like bullying a retard. but was less funny.

  • bleurgh

    This was a worthwhile response.

  • bleurgh

    Gordon is kind of an interesting side character. In that he is trying to do all of the things Bruce Wayne is doing but through the system, without the money or resources. However without Batman that just seems like an ordinary cop show.

  • Red Skeleton

    My wife told me to put something “Christmasy” on the for the kids, so I put on Jingle All The Way.

    BRB, Child Services.

  • Palpatine

    That movie has Jake Lloyd in it.

  • Captain Turbo

    I want to rule Rhode Island.

  • Captain Turbo

    There should be John Hughes Day. That’s a holiday I could get into.

  • Captain Turbo

    Of course, everyone knows it. Next question.

  • Captain Turbo

    Isn’t that every episode of Family Guy?

  • Captain Turbo

    Everyone who has a beard raise your hand!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    ok.. now what?

  • Like Icare

    German version of “IT Crowd” is like watching a snuff film.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggpFXA-CkLw

    In a bathtub. With a toaster.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Fuck now i’m going to have the 0118999881999119725…3 song stuck in my head all day.

  • Like Icare

    The joke is in the fact that arming teachers in order to cut down on school shootings would be like arming postal workers in order to cut down on incidences of… well, people going postal.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUewxOm3ztU

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I also think that’s part of the concept of the show, to escalate from normalcy to chaos, with the everyman (Gordon) trying to cope but becoming increasingly more desperate, which would make for Gordon to more easily accept Batmans help eventually..

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Yeehaaw!! There it is. I happen to agree with arming teachers, provided they are licensed and trained. Post office workers could easily be deputized.

  • Is it still raised? I imagine it got really stiff after 43 minutes.

  • Uh… OK?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    my fingernails are turning black… is that normal?

  • No worries, it’s just necrosis. It’s natural.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    When i was in high school there was not a door in the school I couldnt open. I broke into the teacher’s lounge during an assembly and put Bull Ants in a teacher I hateds handbag… Guns in school are the stupidest idea ever.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    should i put my arm down?

  • Nah, it’s fine.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    ok…

  • Palpatine

    Are you dead yet?

  • Palpatine

    Or maybe, you know, have a security guard on the premises.

  • tOmy`

    Dibs on South Dakota.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    yes.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    All i want is 100 hectares of rainforest on the Mount Dandenong fault line so i can use the igneous rocks to build a castle… is that to much to ask?

  • Earth

    I haven’t seen Age of Uutron. Is this the ending? Do they really just beat Uutron by lasering him to death?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    If everything could ever feel this real forever
    If anything could ever be this good again
    The only thing I’ll ever ask of you
    You gotta promise not to stop when I say when…

    https://youtu.be/eBG7P-K-r1Y

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    *Magic lasers, but yes. then MacWeirdo vaporised the original… or something.

  • Palpatine

    What was the riot about?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    You could read the article…
    But if its TL;DR.
    About 300 racists are protesting a mosque.

  • TapewormBike

    Kinda, yeah.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Its 4 a.m and RAGE is teasing me.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hglVqACd1C8

    Its the eternal saturday night dilemma. Do I stay up for one more video?

  • TapewormBike

    I don’t see why I should let you know such intimate details.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    didnt you show your penis?

  • TapewormBike

    Go to sleep, my prince of Queensland or wherever.

  • TapewormBike

    That was Palpy

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I cant they are playing Jeff Buckley’s Grace then Paranoid Android.
    And Victoria is 1500kms south of queensland.

  • TapewormBike

    She better hurry then!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I thought i felt something on my head… a penis i have not felt for some time…

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Badum Tish!

  • TapewormBike

    I don’t speak Aboriginal

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Yous no speak Wurundjeri? Yarabbie.
    (Thats as close as i can get to the “unsubscribe” joke.)

  • “in a teacher I hateds handbag”

    Did that happen to be the English teacher?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    HAHAHAHAHa
    If all you can think of is picking on spelling mistakes on the internet, well let’s just say you will never be board.
    Get it Board.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I want to live in the part of the US that turns into the Czech Republic, sounds pretty illin’ over there.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Do you mean Chicago?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I’m actually ok. it was a big day and i fell asleep at about 8pm and woke up at 2am. now i’m going to get a couple more before i have to get up and feed the animals.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Only on Saturday’s and the Fourth of July.

  • Like Icare

    Yup. And by lifting a city in the air then blowing it up.

    And by allowing a single dog to escape to safety of one of the flying barges while the guy who dodges bullets for fun doesn’t… cause he runs into some bullets.
    Call it speedster suicide I guess.

  • Like Icare

    Well, that’s awkward…

  • instant relief

    The worst thing about the movie is they never tell you how old he is. That title is just a big tease.

  • Like Icare

    You should just get some of those “Don’t feed the animals” signs.

    It works for zoos.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    And you didn’t go straight to the “Star Wars Holiday Special”?

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I thought you meant the video game RAGE. I was going to say that I can relate…

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I agree with that 100.00% as well

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Israel arms their teachers. Guarantee not pussy with a gun is going to walk into a school of armed trained deputized teachers.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Israel also shoots children for throwing rocks.
    I’m not sure that is the most sensible model to follow.
    You could try what most of the world does and register guns and make people prove they are sane before the can have one.

  • Or have android teacher killing machines instead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPqQolIkjhw

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Yes they do and it’s despicable, but that issue is separate from arming teachers to protect students and themselves.

  • It doesn’t have Jake Lloyd in it which makes it… uh… slightly better?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    My point is try disarming crazy people first, it works. Criminals don’t usually like to sell guns to nut jobs, its bad for business. Crazy people walking up to bikers in bars and asking for guns dont live long.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    That is what I’m saying about training teachers self defense and marksmanship. Taking away citizens guns does not mean that the guns will go away. It just means that the government has more guns that they can (and will) point at you. That includes criminals of course, if you can make the distinction between the two nowadays.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    We are in 100.00% agreement on that issue as I brought up somewhere before.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Yes indeed.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I saw that on TV when it came out. It was standard TV fare in the 70’s. Everyone I know enjoyed it.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    You americans and your “The Government will get us if we don’t have guns” thing is the weirdest thing you do.
    You claim to have the best government system in the world but stockpile guns because you don’t trust it.
    Its weird.

  • Palpatine

    I’m currently stuck in a corn maze. No joke.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Watch out for the Maze Monster of the corn

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Eat your way out.

  • Prodigy

    The final fight Cell vs Goku family from Dragonball Z comes to mind when I see that last battle…. just a coincidence?

  • instant relief

    Of my ass, love? <3

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    We do not claim to have the best government. We have some fading faith in a two-party system, but there a lot of Americans that want a third party system, or an entirely different system altogether. You just don’t hear about it in the MSM, because they want the world to think all Americans are rich robot drones. America is a rough place right now and there are a lot of pissed off Americans of all creeds that are very unhappy with our joke of a government. Gun ownership is part of our culture and things were fine until certain groups started lobbying to take our right to bear arms. No one I know would abuse that right and most everyone I know has a firearm legally. Those firearms are 100.00% safe in the hands of responsible and good Americans.
    The psychosis problem has to be addressed although it’s easy to see that Prescription Meds are most likely the problem. That and too much BS on TV. As I said before “Many layers of problems”…

  • Sans_Fi

    “Robot California” Such a lost opportunity…

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I think so

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Says Palpatine.. 😉

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    It seems more like brainwashing than comedy, it’s not even nomedy.

  • instant relief

    Are you a firestarter? Twisted firestarter?

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    It would be fine if the “Republicans” were true Republicans

  • Palpatine

    I escaped.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    best song the FOO’s ever done.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    He will smack your bitch up.

  • ‘Cuz invaders must die.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3186130/?ref_=nv_sr_1

    Was this tailor made for tommy? I’ll let you decide…but the answer is yes.

  • Hispterrific!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    And its in my personal top ten.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    TBH it’s produced by Martin Scorsese and written by Terrence Winter. It could be a documentary about toiler plumbers and I’d still watch it.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I own guns, shit i make guns… But guns are a privilege not a right.

  • Uteron?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Charlie?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    something something magic people voodoo people something something

  • TapewormBike

    You know what, I am gonna make a wild bet and say that theere will be tits on that show.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    No way dude! Some wild predictions you got there.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    As with any tool, but they should not be not exclusive. Every free human has a right to bear arms. I agree with licensing and training. Proper storage of firearms is key as well. Most people overlook that

  • TapewormBike

    We’re not in the shit anymore, Charlie just make good food now, sarge!

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Might be a good thing.

  • Marvin Falz

    He’s a god of hellfire and he’ll bring us fire.

  • Does it run on Diesel Power?

  • Ogrot

    When’s the next Animated Ultron California?

  • Cream-A-Thon

    By doing the ‘lightning hands’ trick to the stalks?

  • Palpatine

    The Force told me where to go so Anakin could become Darth Vader.

  • instant relief

    We love rohypnol, she got rohypnol. We take rohypnol. Just forget it all.

  • instant relief

    Damn, that album was a pretty nice comeback, but the new one feels like they released all the shitty B sides from that era.

  • Mr_Wint_Trans_Strong_Bow

    SpaceCop! SpaceCop! SpaceCop!

  • instant relief

    Yes? What is it?

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I’d be happy with What’s Wrong With Your FaaaceCop at this point.

  • Marvin Falz

    “What’s wrong with your face, fa-fafafa-face?”

  • Prodigy

    no. I’m just wondering if I am the only one who saw the similarity.

  • 101 Wacky Film Jokes:

    Q: How many script writers does it take to write a Transformers movie?
    A: There’s a script?

    (I’m sure Palpy will love it, he’s been really positive lately)

  • Marvin Falz

    Your escape from the corn maze forshadows Corn Maze Windu’s escape out of a window.

  • I imagine the lightning hands produced a lot of pop corn.

  • RLMkeepitup

    The script:
    20 minute long action scene. Labeouf: OPTIMUSS !!!!
    Explosion! transformation! 20 minute long action scene.
    Labeouf: OOPTIMUS LOOKOUT!!
    Scene with Labeoufs annoying family and shot of stereotype robots.
    Love interest in/near Sams room where he awkwardly pretends the prime directive is not “To shag or not to shag”.
    20 minute long action scene.
    Labeouf: OPTIMUS!! Evil robot holds love interest hostage but is killed by a macguffin.
    End with exposition about how robots and humans were meant to be together.

  • instant relief

    You don’t seriously expect me to read you original post again?

  • Marvin Falz

    He posted his Halloween remake script in this comment section.

  • Writing hurts, I haven’t written fiction but I’ve written a few philosophical papers, so I know something about pain. I would check it out if I didn’t have to read a bazillion pages for my studies.

  • Prodigy

    Who is serious here? You would be the first one… my pissing rainbow pony friend from europe.

  • TapewormBike

    Having written fiction and scripts for small time stage shows, I’d rather get pissboarded

  • Marvin Falz

    Do you mean, writing hurts psychologically, like when your ideas don’t work or someone else destroys your script in the process of adapting it to the screen or the stage? I’m not a writer besides writing stuff of little importance on the internet, so I wouldn’t know.

  • TapewormBike

    There is literally no worse feeling than seeing a prick getting clever with what you written

  • Marvin Falz

    I guess this is why I never showed the poems I’ve written about 20 years ago. They’re far from good, I suppose, but they have meaning to me.

  • Mr_Wint_Trans_Strong_Bow

    Rich, I___I mean Mr. Relief, urgent need of free content.

  • Yes, it hurts, especially if you’re on a deadline, write yourself into a corner or have been out of practice for some time. I imagine one could feel the same if their vision was ruined by a director in the case of a script or an adaptation. It certainly can explain why Stephen King hated “The Shining” even if most people would admit that Kubrick had made a masterpiece. I mean, it was that or his ego.

  • instant relief

    Just ask Michael Bay, he will provide you with all kinds of free contempt.
    #onejokewonder

  • TapewormBike

    I could never do proper poetry. I do write poems to my gf on her birthday and stick them verse by verse to doors she has to go through before coming up. but I write it deliberately badly. Still gets you points and you don’t have to know your shit.

  • Marvin Falz

    I think it doesn’t matter what somebody creates or builds, if it is something you did with heart – pardon the expression – then you want others to either like it or them staying silent. I mean, tell a guy who loves his car, that the shiny rims he just installed look like crap.

  • TapewormBike

    Stop fucking reminding me of that 10-page assignment I have

  • Wizard Phoenix

    A blowjob.

  • TapewormBike

    Dibs

  • Wizard Phoenix

    We’re going to need to a Higgins Dyson.

  • Marvin Falz

    ‘Verse to verse to doors’ is a great idea.

    I am not sure what proper poetry is. I only know what I like. So I imitated the poets or rather the poems I’ve read then.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    If Goosebumps gets a movie why not 101 Wacky Kids Jokes?

  • That’s how you audition for the female lead part.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Jack those are children.

  • What? I thought they were midgets.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Are you a member of NAMBLA? Did you meet Rich Evans at a meeting?

  • No, but I’m pretty sure I saw those kids… uh I mean midgets showering with not-their-dads.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeJOJzUNF04 [repost]

  • Because it’s nowhere as good as Idol Busters.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w16uSgyInBY

    Cream, you are a genius.

  • Palpatine

    That was actually funny.

  • Palpatine

    Is Jovial Bob Stine the same person as R.L. Stine?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Yes he is

  • Palpatine

    Writing a feature length script really hurts.

  • Palpatine

    That’s pretty sad.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What the hell is this?

  • Only the tape I’d love to send RLM if I could find it anywhere on Ebay/Amazon.

  • TapewormBike

    And you really think I am gonna click that to make my recommends even worse?

  • Yes. Maybe? No?

  • Palpatine

    Not just here, I’ve been posting it on as many film/screenplay sites as possible in hopes of it getting made.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’m sending them crazy Christian shit! That’s my job!

  • PROVE IT

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Remember Crazy Jack?

  • Refresh my memory.

  • Marvin Falz

    “Break a leg” is the wrong wish, how about Godspeed!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Like a month ago I found a bunch of tapes in a box walking my puppy. One of them featured a crazy man named Jack talking about how the year 2000 will be the end of time. I told you guys about it.

  • I vaguely recall you saying something about wanting to send them a tape but you never said you did.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’m collecting a bunch a weird tapes and then I’ll send them to them. I recently found Barbie’s Dance Club

  • Like Icare

    Well, Kubrick DID make the writer character into an unredeamable evil psycho and changed the ending completely.

    Which not only messed with King’s story or vision, it made HIS own avatar-character into an evil psycho – instead of an embodiment of personal catharsis of a man dealing with an addiction to drugs and alcohol and with how his actions have hurt his family. And how else he could hurt his family even more.

    “Umm… yeah… Mr. King… that’s all fine and dandy… yeah… addiction… yes… bloody tissues from all the cocaine snorting and piles of bottles in the garbage… yes… fearing one’s own actions… that’s nice…
    But see here… we’re just not finding that to be interesting enough.
    And that whole thing where your character breaks through and tells his son he loves him… about that… we had this idea where he freezes to death instead.
    Oh and the hotel doesn’t get killed. Isn’t this SO much better? Isn’t this MORE scary than what you, as a horror writer, could come up with?”

  • Sounds deliciously evil.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s where Duane is from.

  • Red Skeleton

    oh shit seriously!? Are you funnin’ me, son?!

  • Red Skeleton

    its not on netflic

  • Wikipedia says so, so it must be true. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._L._Stine

  • Duane? Is that some kind of Dune rip off?

  • Palpatine

    Has anyone else noticed that Plinkett review of Baby’s Day Out is no longer on the site or anywhere else?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No, Duane, as in a worse dancer than Commander Shepard combined with Elaine from Seinfeld

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGvdVXxFkY4

  • He looks like a blond Fred Savage.

  • Like Icare

    Umm… that’s a negative.

  • Palpatine

    Well it’s not.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • That’s a shame. Damn YouTubes. Hopefully there’ll be a repost soon.

  • I really hope there’s also a singing octopus in this. They’ll probably shut it down before it starts. They’ve never done animation.

  • Palpatine

    It’s true, you shouldn’t cheat on your spouse.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Thank you, cartoon cat, for telling me this.

  • Palpatine

    A singing octopus that saves the Titanic from sinking.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Fuckin’ whalers, man.

  • Marvin Falz

    I can see why artists like to stay independant from studio systems and banks. No rules, regulations and best practices to subdue yourself. Also no-one is dictating you what to create and how. This is why even the bad stuff from RLM like Gorilla Interrupted is actually pretty good, when you take the background story into account. But at least you find a unique spirit in all the stuff RLM and GMP has made.

  • Like Icare

    Remember that when you finally marry, little boys and girls.
    Which following biblical laws and traditions might happen as soon as you are captured as a slave by the other tribe.

  • Marvin Falz

    I haven’t, but I’ve downloaded the video a looong time ago.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Thank you, internet people

    http://i.imgur.com/x4RCaCh.jpg

  • Having said that I do hope this video features an octopus singing about the benefits of going to church.

  • Palpatine
  • Because disqus is acting weird I saw Picard’s reaction before the image Wizard posted. I knew I should be afraid.

  • Like Icare

    Where’s the part when Labeouf gets arrested for trying to jaywalk while drunk.
    http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2015/10/09/shia-labeouf-arrested-public-intoxication-in-texas/73694686/

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Psssht, Mass Effect reference.

  • Domo

    They’ve said elsewhere that they’re working on that, as well as a few other videos. The Quick Cuts series, with the exception of one, sadly, I think are gone for good, unless they state otherwise.

  • Now I Get It

    Spader’s “Robert California” is the most unnerving thing I’ve seen onscreen since Joe Mantegna’s “Man in Bar” in Edmond.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    fucking Blip video

  • Like Icare

    Wait… Are you people being serial?
    Cause from my end it’s still here:

    http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/other-movies/babys-day-out/

  • instant relief

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  • Wizard Phoenix

    Hello?

  • RLMkeepitup

    whos that knocking, on my pantry doors

  • Like Icare

    Loosely translated that means “It Took 12 Years To Make”.

  • RLMkeepitup

    insert anakin its working reference

  • instant relief

    Jeesh, why did you wake me up?

  • instant relief

    Yup, sometimes it just takes that long.
    #freshouttalube

  • instant relief
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  • instant relief

    You’re marrying little boys and girls?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    it works in australia.

  • RLMkeepitup

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  • instant relief

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  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Yes, the results will take 6-8 weeks. till then just take aspirin.

  • instant relief

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  • instant relief

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  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    there is only me here. huge jackman is in LA.

  • instant relief

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  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’ll swing away.

  • Captain Turbo

    You think you’re better than me? It’s go time!

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Is it me your looking for?

  • Palpatine

    Okay, what the hell is this:
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JoK_LTyVYB4

  • sepiajack

    That was great!
    Also The Martian is awesome, I think it’s the smart scifi movie Mike and Rich have been waiting for!

  • instant relief

    Not Space Cop?

  • Captain Turbo

    Nightmare fuel?

  • instant relief

    Wow, that sure as hell is some pretty random internet shit.

  • RLMkeepitup

    the work of a genius, dah

  • Percy Gryce

    Edmond just creeps me out–start to finish.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Time to turn this mother around:
    Half in the Bag stays but incorporates at least on more voice be it imaginary or sexy.
    Pre-Rec gets borked into two different shows with Jack & Rich the hosts respectively.
    New Show: TittyFuck TV – focuses on television series and hosted BotW style
    BotW stays the same excepting a genderswap on Jack.
    WotW stays the same except the choices are exclusively chosen by users through polls picking from the available library.

  • Palpatine

    A TV series review show sounds like a real chore for these lazy frauds.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I imagine the series called a day in the life with Mike. the first episode is leaves blowing in the wind. Mike sees a special leaf and chases it around for the whole episode.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    There’s got to be TV shows with spousal abuse, drug addiction, and the all pervading feeling of hoplesness among just about everybody. These seem like shooting the rodeo, personally. Just mount cameras in their meetings, hallways, back-door mayor offices, and you got “Reality TV” gold.

  • Palpatine

    Another episode can have him drinking beer while watching a Packers game. The whole thing.

  • RLMkeepitup

    this episode would be called booseball and finally football would have the narration it deserves.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    The Grabowskis

  • RLMkeepitup

    Douche’

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Dude Bro…!

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    More like pink elephants

  • Niccageshair

    Another is him watching Rich watch a bears game. Just 3 hours of Rich on the couch sobbing while Mike snickers at him.

  • Niccageshair

    This and SOS would be one hell of a single. It would have been a top 10 hit.

  • Niccageshair

    I always thought RL Stine was an anagram of the letters you are given in the final puzzle in wheel of fortune. R S T L N E. Turns out I was completely wrong, it’s just his real name.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Jack with tits doesn’t sound appealing, sorry Jack…

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I just watched The Canyons…please don’t do what I do, children. Please, please, please do not.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Zagnar

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Finally got around to watching Cronenberg’s The Fly and all I have to say is yes, please make more movies like this. On a different note, would you recommend seeing The Martian in theaters? What’s the consensus around here?

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Polls are a good idea, but knowing Mike he’d probably just ignore them.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    No, that’s the movie we’ve been waiting for, so they can get back to making Plinkett reviews!

  • Domo

    Then they finally fixed that one, but for awhile, it wasn’t there. If you look up other videos like the HiTB Lone Ranger/Whitehouse Down or Warm Bodies, it’s still missing and isn’t available on youtube. Movie 43 is avail. on youtube, but not warm bodies. It’s weird.

    http://redlettermedia.com/half-in-the-bag-white-house-down-and-the-lone-ranger/

    http://redlettermedia.com/half-in-the-bag-warm-bodies-and-movie-43/

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    You might want to fix the formatting. Actually it’s pretty close to perfect, except character names above dialogue should be centered and dialogue should be indented. I only mention it because my screenwriting teachers insisted that scripts be formatted correctly, otherwise producers won’t read them. What program do you use to write?

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Deteriorated beyond usefulness? Paul Thomas Anderson is truly a fan of realism in movies.

  • TapewormBike

    Seems to be an overwhelming yes on that one. I am excited for it myself.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Yeah fuck those Pollocks..

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Finally got around to it eh..you young fucks….

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Ayyite, Aliens Directors cut in da haus, Bitches,…wasssup…been playin Alien: Isolation. Gotta see som Alien muthufukas die…word

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    no more bleach for you young man.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    it’s gud.

  • TapewormBike

    Or more?

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

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  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    After i contracted AIDS i really didnt care and had as much unprotected sex as i could… What you doing tonight?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Play some Colonial Marines. That’ll wipe that smile off your face.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I’ve been pushing for a TV show for years.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    You know everything about this mash-up works…. Except I have never seen the Office or Age of Boredom and so I found it bland and pointless.
    Just like the media it was based on.

  • Like Icare

    No. I am not a priest, local government clerk or a captain of a ship. I don’t officiate marriages.

    I did consider becoming a Dudeist priest, which would have granted me with such ability but I was ultimately like “mmmeh” about it.

  • Like Icare

    What hackfrauds!

  • Like Icare

    Not really worth the full ticket price.
    90% of it is just people talking. On Skype.
    Or people IRC-ing – and reading out loud what they and the other person is typing.

    And then there’s that moment you realize “I’ve seen all this before. No, really… ALL of this was already in other movies. Only now it is all in one place.”
    It’s like watching bits of Mission To Mars, cut together with bits of Red Planet and Apollo 13.
    With an idea of “THIS would make all those movies SO much better. This would FIX them.”

    The amazing part is that I didn’t feel like stabbing Damon’s character – which is a feeling I got from the trailer. And from reading quotes from the book.
    Just maybe punching him in the face a couple of times.
    Movie manages to make that character feel like less of an asshole.

    There are still bits of asshole in it though.

    And the bit where he talks to Jesus was a bit heavy handed and unnecessary.
    It ain’t gonna subdue religious fanatics who will object using a crucifix as kindling, it just makes a supposedly brilliant scientist into a “hedging my bets” faux Christian.

    Oh, and there’s the obligatory “Isn’t China awesome. Please watch this movie you Chinesees cause here is this token scene of Chinese people and secret rockets. They even talk Chineseian. Go-Go China market!” scene.

    Also, there is that feel of… engineered for “certain markets” kinda movie.
    Like… Here’s your Jessica Chastain and your Kate Mara and this good looking female and this other good looking female and this one…

    Doing almost nothing throughout the entire movie.
    The same quality of performance could have been gotten from a much cheaper cast.

    And did we really need to point out that all those people (apart from Damon) are in a happy monogamous relationship back home?

    Oh, right… it’s needed in order to hedge the bets against anyone suggesting that a mixed crew where females look like Mara and Chastain would be anything akin to a wall to wall orgy in zero gravity.
    Movie does a lot of hedging.

    So much that even Sean Bean doesn’t die.
    Despite being completely miscast as a… well… I believe that the technical term used as NASA is “a pussy”.
    So when he goes rogue and breaks rules and everyone is “dude’s a steely-eyed missile man”… it flies over everyone’s head on account of it being the Sean Fucking Bean.

    Yeah, sure… He’s playing timid. But it does not register with his voice and appearance.

    Dude is a fuckin wolf, not a puppy.

    Other than that… It’s an almost scientifically plausible and somewhat fun and entertaining movie that misses several marks (like ANY feeling of desperation or stake on account of it trying to be *FUN* – unlike say Apollo 13 oooor Interstellar) and which manages not to annoy.
    But there’s really nothing there warranting a full 3D ticket for a 141-minute long movie.
    If your theater is charging extra for movies longer than 2 hours… you’re being robbed by padding and credits.

  • Mr_Wint_Trans_Strong_Bow

    After binge watching HitB, I’ve decided to watch Star Trek: TNG series. Wish me Luck

  • Bubs

    This is the worst review of The Martian I’ve ever seen.

  • instant relief

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  • dollar store cashier wife

    All that china stuff was apparently already in the book so it’s a rare case of not pandering to that market actually. You’re not the first one to point out the lack of desperation but I think it’s more about being right for the character then the “fun” aspect of movie. The very few scenes we got of Damon’s character acting desperate were enough to make me think all the humor and shenanigans were his way of coping with a seemingly hopeless situation. You could make an argument you don’t get a job for NASA by being the depressive and moody type of personality I guess.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    When I was a boy, there was an empty house just up the hill from my family’s. It was rumored a man committed suicide there after being possessed by the devil. One day, a young woman, Lydia, moved into the house with her infant child. That very night, Lydia was awakened by a loud, heinous hissing sound. She walked to the nursery and there in baby’s crib was a snake wrapped around baby’s neck, squeezing tighter and tighter. The crib was full of dirt. Baby struggled to free itself from underneath, reaching and clawing, gasping for air. Embalmed bodies rose from their sarcophagi, lurching toward the baby, for they were mummies. Amongst them was a man, tall, slim. Almost instinctively she turned to her husband. “Oh, wait,” she thought, “I don’t have a husband.” For Lydia and her husband had had an argument, one they couldn’t get past. Each night they slept one inch farther apart until one night, Lydia left. It was about this time she lost herself in an imaginary world. She had quit the book club, the choir, saying something about their high expectations. Her lips slowly grew together from disuse. Every time she wanted to act and didn’t and other parts of her face hardened until it was stone. And that fevered night, she rushed to the nursery, threw open the door, “Baby, are you ok?” Baby sat up slowly, turned to Mother and said, “I’m fine Bitch. I’m fine.”

  • RLMkeepitup

    the less you watch, the more unplugged you become.

  • Earth

    Remember when Superman tricked Zod in Superman 2 with that fun little reverse-depowering chamber thing? I know it’s not the most ingenious idea ever but it required some thought, with the story built around it (Superman and Lois’s romance etc.)

    Now every superhero movie ends with either the good guy blowing up the bad guy with an even BIGGER laser than the bad guy had, or just punching them to death, and apparently in this case both.

  • Earth

    Uteron Electric Boogaloo.

  • Now I Get It

    I class it with Fargo‘s first season, which I finished night before last. Two nobodies trying to feel alive for once, but in a very bad way.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Wow, what happened!? All I remember is Sigourney Weaver in a bad wig and…now I’m back here……

  • Like Icare

    The “it’s in the book” doesn’t really cut it as they’ve altered it to make it more appealing to Chinese market by making Chinese space people seem like lesser assholes than in the book where they first negotiate a deal for themselves and then they help.
    And then the lead Chinese scientist bitches about it being a net loss for science and humanity.

    And I’m not talking about the character being desperate.
    Situation never feels desperate. There is no stake. Everyone is so fucking dedicated and capable there is no tension or suspense.
    It’s “Wouldn’t it be awesome to get stranded on a desert planet?” story instead of a “Castaway in SPAAACEE!!!” it is supposedly trying to be.
    Because Mary Sue can’t desperate.
    And every single character is a fuckin Mary Sue.
    Capable and dedicated and hard working and talented and grace under pressure and overcoming something and smart and awesome and…

    Remember how in Apollo 13 real people had squabbles and there was tension cause Kevin Bacon’s Swigert replaces Gary Sinise’s Mattingly and there is resentment and distrust once Swigert gets sick and his calculations might be wrong, while Mattingly is angry for being replaced?
    But then Swigert does his job correctly despite distrust and fever and Mattingly spends hours in the simulator trying to come up with the right ignition sequence?
    NOT HERE!

    Here everyone loves everyone and they are all awesome!
    And then they make a bomb in space and blow up shit while Damon flies like Iron Man.

    Getting stranded in space is the most awesome thing EVAR!!!

  • Percy Gryce

    I’ve been debating whether to watch Fargo–now you’ve made it question of higher complexity.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Just stick to episodes involving Picard, Data, Q, The Borg. The rest suck..

  • My ex wife

    Lots of lady products use the vagi prefix. Why isn’t Viagra called Penistiff?

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Ok which should I get;
    Red Dead redemption for 360 or Fallout: New Vegas for 360?
    I’s a tough decision…

  • Palpatine

    I used Microsoft Word.

  • Now I Get It

    Well, if it’ll restore what some call your “instincts,” then I’ll say that its tone reminds me of the original Fargo and of Mamet’s Homicide, especially in its quiet cutting from scene to scene.

    Plus, they saw fit to cast four comedians in key roles.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I’d have called it Red Dead Asleep.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Cool, I got New Vegas anyways

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Yeah, okay. You caught me.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    I’d recommend using screenwriting software because it takes some getting used to and if you’re really serious about writing then you’ll have to make the switch some time or another. Personally, I use Final Draft, but it’s quite expensive unless you can get a deal. I’ve heard Celtx works just as well and is free.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Didn’t you do this with the Batman games and New Vegas? Once again, New Vegas.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    boo!

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I like the one where the holodeck breaks.

  • Mr_Wint_Trans_Strong_Bow

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    god,they can’t be more than $10 each can they?get both and skip ramen this week.

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    They’re actually $20.00 used. I chose New Vegas this week. Next weeks budget will allow for Red Ded

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