TODAY! The 3rd Annual Stream-a-thon!

December 22, 2013707 Comments

Happy Holidays! We’re streaming stuff all day today. Here’s the link: http://www.justin.tv/rlm_stream

US Central Times:
12:00 – RLM Shorts
12:30 – Mystery Feature Film #1
2:00 – The Rich Evans Anthology
2:30 – Best of the Worst extended screening #1
3:30 – Gorilla Interrupted
5:00 – Best of the Worst extended screening #2
5:30 – Mystery Feature Film #2
7:30 – “Classic” Rich Evans short films
8:00 – Santa Claus (1959)
9:30 – Mystery Shorts
10:15 – Where’s Deathlist?
10:30 – Mystery Feature Film #3

Filed in: General Updates

  • Robby

    So instead of getting your metrosexual son a haircut, and slapping him across the face, the mom decides to adopt Marlowe the cop dog.

  • SomeoneElseTookDude

    wat

  • GraphicsAndBeer

    Fuck it, yeah! That is a good way to kick this off!!

  • Mark Bisone

    I got a good idea of what’s in store for us at 5:30:

  • Stephen Grillo

    In the description where it says ‘We’re streaming stuff all day’ they spelled ‘shit’ wrong.

  • Robby

    I hope it’s Things.

  • JohnBigbooty

    Can’t wait.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    So sad it’s not working right now. I brought caramel popcorn and everything….

  • cabbo

    Did you ever want something so much that you want that you that want that that you wanted him so bad you could do anything?
    Well, I have, and it’s currently failing to stream…

  • hensandwich .

    Can we just come over your place RLM and cuddle up on the couch and watch this stuff together?

  • Admiral Bone-to-Pick

    Never mind the glitch today guys. We still love all your stuff. Just post the new material up on your site as you would with other work, so we can watch it at our leisure. (I really want to know what that cowboy thinks the geologist is calling him!)

  • Mark Bisone

    I don’t know what you guys are talking about. I’ve been watching for an hour and it’s fantastic!

    (Of course, I did take eight tabs of acid this morning, so it might not be as great as the floating brain in the face-shaped fish bowl hovering beside me tells me I think it is.)

  • dollar store cashier wife

    why is the stream offline?

    also who is fucking with my medicine

    argghghghghspgkpsk[gkga4h

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Well, guess it’s time to book my flight to Milwaukee so I can be IRL with RLM and have a live stream with live chat with the gang.

    Annnnnnd while I was writing this the stream came live. My threat of taking a flight to go see them forced them to fix the problem. I SAVED CHRISTMAS, GUIZE!

  • Gene Parmesan

    Will chat be disabled all day?

  • Thomas Mikkelsen

    So i´m sitting here, waiting for the stream to unfuck itself for half an hour, when finally it works for 15 seconds, cuts the stream and tell me to buy a pro-account ´cause they´ve reached the max number of streams from my country. What sick twisted kindda fuck is this?! If i´m paying anyone to be able to watch your shit, it should be RLM themselves! Damn it! Christmas is ruined! I was really looking forward to this. Shame some technical / capitalist bs should ruin my stream-a-thon experience

  • Dick Ward

    For those that can’t watch the stream, Abraxas is on right now. There’s a full version up on YouTube as well so you can watch along there. The YouTube version also has higher audio levels, so I’m watching that one 🙂

  • dollar store cashier wife

    refreshing the page helps for 2 minutes…why you hate non muricans justin.tv and rlm?

  • JohnBigbooty

    Can someone record this whole thing and put it up on youtube later? I keep getting the “You have reached the maximum number of streams for your country” message. Kinda surprised I have to pay $10.

  • Mike Jakermen

    Ahh, Abraxas. Jesse Ventura best role since he played Captain Freedom in the Running man.

  • joey

    So after watching for about a minute or two justin.tv refuses to go on. It claims I had to buy a pro account for 9.99$ coz “the max of streams in my country had been reached” or something… So that bascially means, if you’re not in the us you can go home and fuk yourself or what?

  • radek

    I love U guys. But U just suck at streaming stuff in web.

  • Lars

    The same just happened to me.
    Too bad, I was really looking forward to this.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Whoa whoa whoa… Hans Zimmer, Robert DeNiro, AND Jim Belushi? I bet 3/4th the budget went into these three stars alone!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Try installing Hola Unblocker. Seems to be working so far.

  • Mark Bisone

    I blacked out for a few minutes there. Has anyone said “You’re gonna die” yet?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Tommy RUN!” So awkwardly said.

    “No more running, no more hiding…” This… this feels like a sex scene. This dude is definitely not cool about fire safety.

  • JohnBigbooty

    Tried it. Didn’t work. But now I have been banned from using JustinTV. Terrific.

  • TapewormBike

    Yup, same here.

  • TapewormBike

    Justin? More like Justout. Face = sad, balls = blue.

  • Kian Stra

    yeah it means ‘you’re not in the US – go fuck yourself’
    I just gave them the money, so they got to fuck me instead of myself

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “I can’t believe I’ve got AAAIIIIIIIIDSSSS!”

  • WrongWithYourFace

    That’s weird. I’m still streaming, no problemo. ‘Cept for the thing loading all the time, but that’s because my internet equals a potato.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “I’m sorry, if someone saw you dancing like this before you got pregnant, you wouldn’t have gotten knocked up.”

  • Mike Jakermen

    I didn’t know just how crappy the “Dance of Birth” was until i saw this. I can see why mike wanted to burn it. The music feels like it belong in some Zelda Video Game.

  • Duckler

    Poor bastards, I had no idea that we put them through so much torture..

  • I really wanted to watch this stream with you guys, but can’t stand that “Buy PLUS” bs, next time please don’t use Justin.tv

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Zelda has better music than that, come on now.

  • Jay Stein

    You guys are fucking up my Woooooomb Spaaaaace……..

  • Duckler

    Install an ad blocker, otherwise you may go insane.

  • I got two adblockers right now and the “the max of streams in my country had been reached” still pops up each couple of minutes.

  • Mike Jakermen

    Well maybe one of those crappy CD-I Zelda Video Games from the 90’s.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Jay gets it. He’s hip.

  • takimata

    This has nothing to do with advertisements. After two minutes, one of which is an ad, the stream stops and Justin.TV bullys you into paying their “Pro Account”.

    (By the way, I am watching from *Austria* which I believe doesn’t harbor a huge share of RLM’s audience. So the “country limit for streams” is bullhockey.)

  • >talking shit about zelda ost

    C’mon

  • TapewormBike

    JTV does, at least abroad I guess. And since you have a czech name, I can def relate.

  • Duckler

    Oh man, that really sucks wallpaper wombspace. Next time, RLM needs to ditch Justintv

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Look at all that breast milk.” Mike later again uses a similar quote for that sex ed video for kids, “Look at all that semen.”

    I forgive him, though, because his memory is slowly going… [and they’re both funny]. 🙁

  • Duckler

    Too much Rich Evans laughter… SOS..!

  • Christmas is ruined.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I love how they film past the edge of their background. Also, as they were waiting for the woman’s hand to go… ‘south’… hilarious!

  • Mike Jakermen

    I agree with Jay. I can’t believe this is still going on. It might be an hour. But it feels like 3 hours.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    PHEW! We made it out alive!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    RLM has the same speakers as me…

  • TapewormBike

    Oh fuck, so the Showbiz bear training video starts and then SMACK! once again, Justin tells me to go fuck my czech ass. I think this is what coming off meth feels like.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Chuck E. Cheeze is… a WOMAN?!

  • Duckler

    Is being Chuck E Cheese someone’s career goal?

  • Mike Jakermen

    I like how the music makes it seem like being Chuck E Cheese is so awesome. I hope it pays well.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    You missed Chuck trying to open an imaginary door and how to hug children.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Some girls are a little bit shy about Chuck E. touching them.”

    Said without any hesitation.

  • Duckler

    Why am I getting creeped out every time the narrator says “approach a child”?

  • TapewormBike

    At least there is Tacos live commentary

  • TapewormBike

    Oh I missed a whole lot. But thanks, that image is pretty powerful:)

  • TapewormBike

    Nice job, sad occasion

  • Mike Jakermen

    Someone spanks Chucky. Now its getting creepy.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I almost choked on my bread! Children spanking Chuck E? And I’d sure like me some of that Chuck E’s ‘special treatment’.

  • Duckler

    Someone out there must be furry-ously masturbating right now..

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Gorilla, Interrupted is starting. I think I may just avoid watching it because I’m supposed to be getting it for Christmas.

    Wait, is that an Australian accent Mike’s using?… I… can’t… turn… away…

  • Mike Jakermen

    I wonder if Chuck E is into S&M.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Actually, it’s nuclear.”

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “So we can conquer and rape… RAAAAPE!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Man, Space Cop has anger issues- er, I mean Mr. Plink- er, I mean Rich Evans?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    This movie is fucking hilarious.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Why are you stabbing yourself with a fork?”
    “Sorry, I thought I was a hot dog…”

  • Mike Jakermen

    I just can’t believe they wrote this in a day and still had a coherent story.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Rich Evans getting hurt never gets old.

  • Lars

    It’s oddly fitting that I am watching “Gorilla Interrupted” in a stream which I constantly have to reload. So it’s “Stream Interrupted” as well.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “You just turned into a gorilla.”

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    For some reason I really want Pepsi now, I wonder why?

  • Duckler

    I can’t believe it’s not blotter!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    So meta.

  • Duckler

    Are you having Suicidal Tendencies?

  • Lars

    Isn’t it?
    I am actually now convinced that Mike and Jay did this on purpose to create some form of “conceptual art”.

  • TapewormBike

    Well I saw Gorilla, courtesy of my US relatives, so I am gonna just replay it and laugh once again.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Fuck you, you cock… ass… nut… OH, look at this!” *Shyly turns away.*

    Oh Jay, I love this character.

  • Mike Jakermen

    Don’t make me angry, you wont like me when i’m angry. I Like you when your angry.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Pretty sure they were referencing The Avengers.

  • TapewormBike

    He honestly might be my favourite part, even with all the craziness around. Also, I saw someone call Garret the Jar Jar of this movie, which s a tiny bit fitting, except the movie is actually fucking awesome.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    That vase breaking sound…

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    It probably doesn’t. I used to dress up as Buzz Lightyear at Disney World. I was paid minimum wage.

  • Lovely Henrietta

    If you have to reload because you’re not on the US and keep getting that stupid justintv message about having too many viewers or whatever, you can get programs that give you an US ip! I use Hotspot Shield and it’s works fine.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “The guns, they’ve stopped!”
    “Is that a Star Wars reference?”
    “I don’t think so.”

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “I’m Jewish.”
    “I’m Agnostic.”
    “I’m Hindu.”
    “I’m a Democrat.”

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    True Fact: That was Jay’s first kiss.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    That guy got ice cream on his shirt.

  • Mike Jakermen

    Is this Godzilla Babies.

  • Mike Jakermen

    “Lama and Me” coming to NBC this Fall.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    So the current RLM movie has people laughing behind the camera and mouth-made sound effects.

  • Duckler

    Drink every time Rich falls down!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    But I don’t have 2 gallons of alcohol.

  • Mark Bisone

    Drink every time!

  • Jay Stein

    OW, I mean WOW. I’m making a website right now and the internet video is really helping…

  • Duckler

    Man, this internet thing sounds hard.

  • Jay Stein

    Oh, and Gorilla interrupted is awesome!! They all look like they’re 15…

  • HNSZ

    Complete bollocks, after 1 minute it stops the stream and tells me that I have reached the maximum number of streams for my country and should get a pro account 9,99.

  • Fuck it, I’ll just be Amish.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Now we’re learning all about how to use an interweb brower.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Does that girl get any lines?

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Wasn’t Whitehouse.com a porn site back in the day? With Whitehouse.gov being the government website?

  • Duckler

    She’s just the eye-candy.

  • Mike Jakermen

    I remember something on the internet about Hillary with a whip.

  • Guest

    Wish I could get into your private club’s chat.

  • Duckler

    And for god’s sake, maximize it already!

  • Well did you bring any girls with you? It’s ladies night.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Hillary didn’t have good Netiquette, though.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    How Hillaryous.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN? DID I SAY A FUNNY OR SOMETHING?

  • ident

    Yes.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I thought this was a live stream?! Where’s all the snow on the road?!

    YOU HACK FRAUDS!!@!@#!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    What the hell are we watching now?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Holy shit! This must be the most amazing movie I’ve seen in my life!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    The Living Sasquatch or something… I forgot the what the first word was.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    That’s some artsy-fartsy camerawork right there with the mouth closeups.

  • Jay Stein

    I just realized I, as a web designer have ultimate POWER and will subjugate you ALL!!!! And I’ll make Rich Evans my buttseckts HOE biznitch…

  • Kevin

    Will these videos be available to watch later? The stream isn’t working for me.

  • Duckler

    Suburban Sasquatch
    Budget: $12,000

    I have a hard time believing that..

  • Jay Stein

    do you have the latest FLASH installed?

  • Jay Stein

    What is the name of the Sasquatch movie I missed it..Too busy planning WORLD domination…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Whatcha mean, bud? Can’t you see them special effects?

  • Jay Stein

    Thanks. It’s brilliant….

  • Kevin

    I’ve got Adobe Flash 11. I thought that was the latest version.

  • Jay Stein

    “That’s it, you’re DONE!!!”

  • Duckler

    Man, someone went to the Larry Storch School of Acting.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    A samsquanch with TITS?!

  • Jay Stein

    Juicy Rich Evans ones…

  • Jay Stein

    …and he had a huge FACE!!!

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    “Monsters aren’t real, like the Boogie Man and your father….”

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Did she just say “monster are not real like the Boogie Man and you father”?

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Jinx!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash
  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Yes, she did, then she forced the boy back outside because she had to ‘clean’, aka wipe down picture frames by the front door.

    She’s getting the Mother of the Year Award for sure.

  • Duckler

    Check his Midiclorian count.

  • Jay Stein

    I missed a half hour because of FLASH issues

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Wait the guy who got knocked out by a loose arm only woke up now???

  • Duckler

    I think everyone’s bras were the first victims in this movie

  • g.

    I’m very disappointed as well, specially when there’s better alternatives like Twitch.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Especially Sasquatch’s. What a juicy boob shot.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    These are some of the worst filmed and edited action/chase scenes I think I’ve ever seen.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    She used the same broom that Jay used to beat up Satan. Pretty powerful broom.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Digital blood doesn’t leave a mess on the ground.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Did they add in a bunch of CGI arrows and blood, then green screened the Sasquatch running into the field at the wrong angle, making it seem like it was merely shrinking?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I bet an arm and a leg that all those loose arms are the same prop over and over again.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    All their night scenes are simply blue filtered and darkened daytime light…

  • Jay Stein

    “It’s so BIG and HAIRY….”

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    No… the Sasquatch actually lifted up an MS Paint version of the cop car and threw it all while the cop flailed around inside the car.

  • Percy Gryce

    You can milk anything with nipples.

  • Percy Gryce

    Women can be rapists too, you know.

  • Jay Stein

    OMG!!! Poor Muffy…

  • Mike Jakermen

    I hate when apes rip open my stuff toy dogs.

  • Percy Gryce

    Did anyone notice that Justin.tv ***ed out “fuck,” “shit,” and “bitch,” but let “cunt” waltz right on through?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    This is by far the best movie I’ve seen in months.

  • Percy Gryce

    I’m missing the Suburban ‘Quatch ’cause I’m in the office “working.”

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    R.I.P. White Stuffed Dog.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Do you curse the Lord when the blood starts spilling out?

  • Percy Gryce

    But aren’t these movies that deserve the BOTW treatment?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Those two women deserve Oscars for Most Annoying Performances.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    It’s just a realistic play feature.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Did the Sasquatch just teleport onto the top of the Jeep?

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Not when the nipples have the gangrene….

  • Jay Stein

    This is Quantum ridiculousness….

  • Percy Gryce

    Bad piercings?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    The hell did that log come from?

    Also, gotta check the credits for Sasquatch’s voice actor.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    The cameraman sitting in the back threw a gift at them while they were driving through a suburban neighbourhood. What is safety?

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Killing innocent puppies gives him bad gassy infections….or something.

  • Jay Stein

    The Native American girl is HOT!!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Did ILM do the CGI for this film? It’s breathtaking.

  • Jay Stein

    WETA,…has to be WETA

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    ‘Native American’, aka ‘offensively stereotypical portrayal of a Native American’.

  • Jay Stein

    Didn’t notice,I was looking at her boobs…

  • Clearly Ms. Samsquanch

  • Jay Stein

    Nice cap-gun!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Wait, are you talking about the Sasquatch?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I can’t believe it. It’s almost as good as The Amazing Bulk.

  • Mike Jakermen

    The most Epic Fistfight. Since Urkel fought Sam Witwicky

  • Percy Gryce

    For Tape: Vidlice v mozku

    For Taco: Fourche dans le cerveau

    For Bisone: Fork in the brain

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    His wife is named after Cilia. Her twin sister is Flagella.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    She’s magical yet lives in a store bought tent in the woods?

  • Memoman

    I get to watch nothing because I live in the third world. I’ll just loop Rich’s Christmas video and start drinking heavily.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    He was talking about her Ugg boots.

  • Rincewind

    dat sasquatch sound. ROROROUOUOUOU

  • ringtone mp3 where

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    /gurgle gurgle gurgle.

  • Jay Stein

    Das BOOT!!!!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Whoever did the sound editing sure did do a fine job at the drinking and swallowing of the amputated leg blood.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Nooo! Don’t drink the leg!

  • Rincewind

    that made me laugh out loud

  • Jay Stein

    It’s her modern day Wig-Wam…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    *Gulp gulp gulp.*

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Jay, that Native American girl is pretty hot. Nice tits, too.

    Too bad she’s all tall, hairy, can’t speak, and murderous.

  • Jay Stein

    I like the way everybody is running around peoples backyards..

  • Jay Stein

    and she drinks out of legs

  • Duckler

    Katnips?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Good thing the Sasquatch found the native girl and the man. Otherwise they would have had to actually track it down.

  • Jay Stein

    yeah to the next door neighbors house

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Those tits leave a horrible smell. He should be pretty easy to track.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    The eagles are coming! The eagles are coming!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Wait, Big Foot has fucking MIND POWERS?!

  • Jay Stein

    and powers of teleportation

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    It’s to deliver expository dialogue, of course.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Why does that hunter have a wig on?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Of course! Didn’t you pay ANY attention earlier?

  • Rincewind

    SASQUATCH TITS

  • WrongWithYourFace

    The crouched guy was shooting the foremost one in the back…

  • Jay Stein

    lulz, ….

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    It’s night time at the police station.

    They all have handguns, rifles, and shotguns, yet there are sound effects from automatic firearms?

  • Duckler

    What in the fuck is.. ..?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    How are the two police officers talking with the hunters?

  • Thomas Goresen

    IT”S BIGFOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Wait, what? How did those four guys suddenly multiply? And why did they run at the bigfoot to get their heads chopped off?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    This is sucks.

  • Jay Stein

    I guess the Native American girl and the “Journalist” were not invited to the Hicks’ house

  • Jay Stein

    It’s awesome…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Dude, they hired them… C’mon, get yourself together.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Katnips Evercleave.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Is it like how all The Avengers team could communicate with each other using invisible earpieces?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I guess eagle make crow sounds, now.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Am I spotting a romance here?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Somebody tell them that the quiet scenes with two people talking quietly in the woods doesn’t need obnoxiously loud music over it.

  • Jay Stein

    These plot twists are edgy..

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “I know he’s here. I can smell him. I can taste his presence.”

    *Fart sound.*

  • Duckler

    These pretzels are twisty..

  • WrongWithYourFace

    “I can TASTE his presence.” What? How? I’m so confused…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    That cop just did a spit take and nearly started laughing.

  • Torgos_Giant_Knees

    That was the worst, most pitiful puking scene ever captured on video.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Gotta love the casual chat between the captives.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Why haven’t they reviewed this on The Best of the Worst? This is a ridiculously entertaining movie, despite how god-awful it is.

  • Jay Stein

    My windpipe is collapsing from laughing so much…

  • Duckler

    This was their christmas gift to us.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    “That’s why you fail, Rick.” Was that a Star Wars reference?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Was that a cameo from Detective Heart of America from Film Cow?

    “Not in my America!”

  • Jay Stein

    I love RLM. Christmas is MAAAGICCALL!!!

  • Jay Stein

    There’s even bongos. I actually like the soundtrack…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Rick? Rick, can you hear me?”
    “Yyyeess…?”
    “Fuck you, Rick Berman!”

    What is it with Ricks?

  • Duckler

    Only magical, invisible arrows can stop Moobsquatch!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    The Sasquatch sounds like a prepubescent twelve-year-old trying to do a deep growl.

  • Jay Stein

    Boobsquatch..

  • dean ying

    I’ll never get tired of the sounds of Sasquatch.

  • Mike Jakermen

    Hot Knittng Action.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Did they hire people based on how awkwardly they could run?

  • Rincewind

    dat explosion though

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Homoerotic tension….

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Did that guy REALLY just open the door with Big Boobs Foot standing right there?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Big Foot: outside.
    You: Inside.
    Course of action: Run outside through the front door.

  • Duckler

    You know, they could just, oh I don’t know.. Leave town?!

  • Jon Losinger

    I think that’s one of RLM’s casting criteria.

  • Mark Bisone

    The proper term is redskin. Or annoying bitch.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Did Sasquatch just pull a Kool-Aid man?

  • Dr. Blake Downs

    This movie sucks!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    A POV of the arrow going into the chest and electricity comes out?

  • Spoiler: It was all a dream!

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    That’s the point!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    That’s grandma is one tough bird!

  • Duckler

    Go get some of that ass, grandson..

  • Jay Stein

    Grandma is a tough bitch

  • Mike Jakermen

    You know, The movie “Time Chasers” had better acting.

  • Thomas Goresen

    No his nipples conduct electricity. You must not have read the novelization.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    She must never lose hope.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Dear Grandma just managed to kill all the drama in that scene.

  • Torgos_Giant_Knees

    /points at Mark and screeches à la “Body Snatchers”

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    The time limit is 10 minutes.

    After that, it’s officially necrophilia.

  • Jay Stein

    She’s been through tougher times you know

  • Duckler

    So many crickets in the daytime..

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Disappearing tent? Why can’t I buy that at Wal-Mart?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    What was that brown turtle thing he picked up?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    “Yes. Now go make some coffee. I have some cookies I baked yesterday.”

  • Mitchell Taco Nash
  • Jay Stein

    Yay!! I love a happy ending. I need my tissues….

  • Duckler

    He made four more movies after this abortion?!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Is the title song by Barbra Streisand? It’s fucking awful.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I typically need tissues after a happy ending, too. 😉

    …Unless they swallow.

  • ident

    Is that Wing singing us out?

  • Can somobody explain the magic tent?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    End theme by Grandma.

  • Jay Stein

    This deserves a nOscar…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    He also did the screenplay, the editing, and the music? Such talent!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “No animals were harmed in the making of this motion picture.”

    No, just the careers of anyone involved.

  • dean ying

    I second the nomination for Best Picture nOscar 2004

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I missed it! The stream started buffering. 🙁

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    They both turned into eagles and they started mating.

  • Torgos_Giant_Knees

    Everything looks better on a LaserDisc!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Oh really? Now what about that cute fluffy dog?

  • Jay Stein

    Leonard!!!!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Ah. I’m sure it was depicted in great detail.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    When is he going to say “fascinating”?!

  • Duckler

    Um, why is Spock talking to a flashing hemorrhoid pillow?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Bigfoot is real.”

    What what what what what?
    What what what what what?

  • Jay Stein

    ABBA and Nimoy, plus glowing sponge = EPIC!

  • Mark Bisone

    Are they playful giant knees?

  • Coming up next:

    Leonard Nimoy’s Ballad of Bilbo Baggins

    Please.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I found it. You’re welcome, fellow webzone friends.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DlWGKosB-I

  • Dr. Blake Downs

    it was not a good suck (no pun intended)

  • Was that song about sex?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Yes! You, sir, are my hero!

  • Guest

    A Bight idea that took about 20 years to happen.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    This guy looks like he’s 30 seconds away from going into a coma.

  • dean ying

    Ah, memories…

  • Duckler

    How to cook Rice-a-Roni: Read the box

  • Percy Gryce

    You pour the packet. And you boil the butter.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Judging by his panting, all that microwaving is extremely exhausting.

  • Percy Gryce

    Steven Reed of Weber Cooks was me when I was single.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    TWENTY minutes?!

  • Percy Gryce

    Gorilla Interrupted v. 1.5: Battlepack v. Satan

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    It’s the baby from The Grabowskis!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfcun8FzEBE

  • kjellmakrell

    Refreshing the page brings the stream back. But you will have to do this every two minutes forever. They should ditch Justin TV

  • Duckler

    It’s Spacecop’s dad from the future of the past!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Why are you purposely hitting my padded chest?”

    Brilliant! Also, is Battleman related to Space Cop? Same universe?

  • Mark Bisone

    Holy crap! That stream is like a fucking rock concert,

  • WrongWithYourFace

    “Oh, god! What’s wrong with your face?”

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    THAT’S YOUR NAME!

  • Mark Bisone

    “Let my name be true”?

  • dean ying

    How is Rich Evans so cool, and has done so many cool things in his life?

  • Mark Bisone

    Why in fuck is Rich fighting Nancy Pelosi while dressed as He-Man’s podiatrist?

  • Torgos_Giant_Knees

    I don’t know if the Master would approve of such frivolity.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Did I hear “Ow, my groin”?

  • Percy Gryce

    This philm looks like an excuse for Mike to curb stomp Rich.

  • Jon Hamilton

    Is that John Williams’ awful score for The Lost World: Jurassic Park 2??

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Rich Elfans the Third?

  • Mark Bisone

    Seriously, there’s approx 4,500 posts per second on the stream link. I’m too old for this shit.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Who’s filming Rich do this? I feel like it’s exploitation…

  • Percy Gryce

    But we’ve got a nice geriatric pace going here.

  • Percy Gryce

    Doll-crush fetishists?

  • Percy Gryce

    Sammy!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Now it looks like a Pin-Head fetish.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    That sultry music goes so well with the visuals.

  • Percy Gryce

    Yeah, it’s like Boba Fett’s super laser gun.

  • Percy Gryce

    You’re attacking my face.

  • Mark Bisone

    That’s Django Unchained Fett, you raaaaaaaaaacist!
    ]

  • Boehm

    weber cooks had me literally crying,

  • Percy Gryce

    I love how they use the hell out of their props and masks and costumes. I admire that Midwestern frugality.

  • A huevo, hora de ver el “santaclos” mexicano, espero que esté en su idioma original.

  • Mark Bisone

    You know, in Mexico, he’s called Santa La Establishment Clause.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    This webzone is for American speaking people only. Please take your Mandarin elsewhere. Thank you.

  • ur mom.

  • Jay Stein

    I’ve seen this one in the theater…

  • Mark Bisone

    Our condolences.

  • Duckler

    It’s a small world for a pedophile after all

  • I love how this film has Santa, God, Satan and Merlin, should be called Christmas: Battle Royale

  • Mark Bisone

    Man, those British kids SUCKED.

  • Mark Bisone

    Even the godless commies from Russia have a delegation. Which intensely sucks.

  • Mark Bisone

    I hope that Italian broad can cook pasta better than she wheedles show tunes.

  • Mark Bisone

    The Argentine kids had Peter Gabriel on keys.

  • Mark Bisone

    Yeah, thanks Mexico

  • This was filmed in the golden age of mexican cinema, before filmmakers escaped to another countries to protect their families.

  • Mark Bisone

    Pajama Boy is more intimidating than this mincing devil-dude.

    http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/756/1880/original.jpg?w=600&h

  • Duckler

    Santa has a playhouse just like Pee-Wee’s

  • Torgos_Giant_Knees

    Santa only collects metadata so it’s all cool.

  • stefan

    i missed the majority of the stream because i’m so dense. was just wondering what the two mystery films were?

  • Abraxas
    Suburban Sasquatch

  • No Lupitda! Don’t steal la muñeca.

  • stefan

    i wonder if mike also considers her a “smoking hot latina”

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Abraxas, a film where they actually tried.
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101264/

    Suburban Sasquatch, a film where… yeah.
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0481297/

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    My mom’s dead. I live with my father. He beats me… hard…

  • “Yeah science bitch” – Merlin, 1959

  • I’ve got, like…. SUCH a huge comment section crush on you, Percy.

  • Mark Bisone

    That just got me hot. Is that wronhg?

  • Duckler

    Merlin’s a drug pusher

  • Please give my regards to your father

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Is his head repeating? Lightning Fast Repair can fix that VCR issue for you right away, aka they’ll charge you a lot, drink beer, and talk about moopies.

  • Mark Bisone

    Sure it’s not a bad idea to indoctrinate children with Soviet agitprop. His main food is made of clouds and ice cream.

  • Those reindeers have seen some shit.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Now here’s a woman I’d actually wanna fuck.”

    -Dick the Birthday Boy

  • Just adjust the tracking on your computer screen, it looks fine for me.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    ‘Hexen’-phobe. HA!

  • Duckler

    Man, Santa is slow as balls.

  • Fuck.. I love you guys so much. This is the best Stream-a-thon evar.

  • Santa you can teleport for fucks sake

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    That’s right, Jay!

  • Konstant

    I really wanted to watch this but Justin.tv’s constant mob-style “Watch uninterrupted by buying premium!” advertisements kind of sucked all the enjoyment out of it, since I got tired of having to refresh the page every minute or so.

    Next time, please consider a better streaming site that doesn’t screw international viewers over for a quick buck.

  • Mark Bisone

    What’s “tracking”?

  • From earlier, here’s a thing I made while taking screen grabs.

  • stefan

    a mexican ginger?

  • Duckler

    Oh my god, make a wish!

  • Unsubscribe!

  • Duckler

    Pro tip: Don’t put that into an anagram generator.

  • It’s one of those antiquated words like land-line or newspaper or morality.

  • Mark Bisone

    This happy threesome innuendo is my favorite part.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I think you forgot to include a pic.

  • stefan

    might be the low res, but satan looks like sir ben kingsley. so the stream has more or less reached its peak for me. now what do i have to look forward to? mandarin… mandarin…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    What’s “words”?

  • Dude, adjust your tracking. There should be a little wheel thing on the side of your laptop.

  • Jay Stein

    Drugged out psycho satanic Christmas….HELL YEAH!!!

  • Jay Stein

    I’m with this one to the end….and beyond. Webzonez can take a while…

  • God… Why are Mexicans so… flat? Like, everything they do is unceremonious and bland, there’s no presentation to it, you know what I’m saying? … Am I being racist? Fuck, I don’t know, I’ve been drinking straight bourbon for like 2 hours.

  • TELETRANSPORT FOR FUCKS SAKE SANTA

  • stefan

    santa needs a COP DOG to get out of this predicament!

  • Watch Amores Perros.

  • Jay Stein

    I must have been in the shower during that part… I do love those Latina hotties…

  • Jay Stein

    He needs SpaceCop…

  • stefan

    director: we need a jarring sound effect for each teleport to make the effect less jarring

  • Duckler

    It was 1959. The happy rich couple were whitey white Spaniards.

  • Duckler

    It feels like everyone has taken a “power black-out” during this moopy

  • Mark Bisone

    That’s filthy!

  • stefan

    meanwhile, in australia…

  • Man I love that sound effect, I don’t know if it’s the nostalgia.

  • Duckler

    Aren’t you all drunk in the afternoon?

  • stefan

    merlin looks like the cookie crisp wizard, which isn’t even a reference i get because the cookie crisp mascot wasn’t a wizard when i grew up; he was a burglar!

  • stefan

    i should be

  • Duckler

    Santa is gay and bringing “joy” to the children of the world.

  • Santa just delivered like 3 toys, and just in Mexico City, what the fuck Santa, you ruined christmas.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    It’s wheely dirty…

  • stefan

    “the children come first” at least

  • stefan

    here are some words that rhyme with corey…

  • Duckler

    Is he the dead one?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    C-o-R-e-y H-A…

    COREY HART?! Oh, no, it’s Corey Haim…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    In Mexico, no one can hear you emote.

  • Duckler

    “Haimster” on the jersey. Jesus… I can’t..

  • Mark Bisone

    Street Haim Safety?

  • Duckler

    Cocaine?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    As a Canadian, the only word I can think of is ‘sorry’.

  • Mark Bisone

    Haim lived fast, died young, and probably banged all of those hockey chicks. RIP

  • Dudes I’m sorry for this post.. obviously the Santa Claus vs. The Devil movie is not a good way to make a judgement about an entire race of people, I’m just… preeeeetttttytyttty drunk right now, and I also used to live in Texas, so… take that forwhatever it means.

  • Duckler

    Any Brits? We’ve got lorry and Tory..

  • Torgos_Giant_Knees

    Yeah, uh, maybe there’s a Suburban Sasquatch highlight reel somewhere we could watch? Please?

  • Duckler

    “Hollywood Douche” highlights aren’t enough for you? Stay tuned, maybe someone will shoot him in the heart with a coke arrow

  • This short makes me appreciate Kevin Smith

  • Half in the Baaaaaag
    FUCK Coreys

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Is this where Bieber got his douchebag inspiration from?

  • “I think Prince is the future.” – Corey Haim

  • stefan

    corey haim is awesome, bro. what do *you* know?

  • I wanna get chauklet haimsted

  • swain

    Balamory

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Jay loves it.

    Edit: Annnnnd I guess GIFs don’t work? Dammit.

  • Mark Bisone

    Is it possible they despise us all? Or maybe just me?

  • Torgos_Giant_Knees

    The überdouchness combined with the typical early-90’s audio/video production cliches creates a horror of monumental proportions. Oh, the humanity.

  • Mark Bisone

    Yeah, that’s bull. Should have said “Prince is eternal.”

  • stefan

    ultimately, this movie is about friendship, it’s about good times, it’s about growing up.

  • Mark Bisone

    What the fuck is happening? Did they just put a sheer white blouse over his sheer white blouse?

  • Duckler

    This was so bad that they wouldn’t even put it on the Wheel of the Worst, just subject us to it, like lab rats clawing their tiny little brains out .

  • Mark Bisone

    A bow tie with a biker jacket. Thank you 80’s.

  • Torgos_Giant_Knees

    “Baseball is about hand-eye coordination.” – Corey Haim

  • I don’t know about you, but I’ve trained in the dojo of MST3k, and my tolerance for terrible is through the fucking rough…… That being said, this Corey Haim shit is getting REAAALL old.

  • stefan

    if this is considered a short, then why does it feel like time has stopped?

  • I was born watching this Corey Haim video. I lived my whole life watching it, and I’m now 27 years old, and it’s still going on.

    I PRAY for death.

  • Duckler

    Buying bus ticket to Milwaukee, going to hack a fraud.

  • Torgos_Giant_Knees

    A palette-cleanser inspired by the ongoing Corey Haim video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoX98MOBFHc

  • Duckler

    Oh god, when will it all end?!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    You’re not 27 years old?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “through the fucking rough”

    Did you take a shot every time Rich got hit or fell down or cursed?

  • Dude Mitchell, you’re a good guy and I like you, so I’m gonna tell you a secret: if you wanna post a gif here, here’s what you do:
    1. Go to minus.com
    2. click the friendly little yellow button that says “upload”
    3. upload your gif
    4. CLICK that shit, and drag it into a new window, so like, you know, it’s all by itself and isn’t surrounded by the minus.com bullshit.
    5. Copy the link address here, and post it.

    That’s how I do all my gifs, and if you’d like some gif-making tips too, hit me up.

  • WHAT THAAAH FAAAAACKK???!!

  • Mark Bisone

    Moar chili cheese natch hoes

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Oh god, this guy again.

    Isn’t it past his deathtime? All life seems to have drained from his being. All his actions reek of “I’d-rather-be-dead.”

  • Duckler

    (“Buddy” cracks me up here)

  • Opening a jar and microwaving a thing doesn’t count as cooking

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    He didn’t take his introductory Speech Class as his first year College elective.

  • Torgos_Giant_Knees

    And, yet, I’ve never been happier to have him grace my television screen.

  • Mark Bisone

    He’s like the Rachael Ray of suicide hotlines.

  • Duckler

    His name is Reid, yet it’s “Weber Cooks”..?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    That slow zoom in on the dip at the end matched with the awkward silence killed me.

  • hey, you know what? I DID fuck that up and type “rough” instead of “roof”, but then I went back and fixed it… but since you’re awesome, Imma go back and change it back to “rough”.

  • Buddy

    Listen here u little shit

  • Duckler

    Slo-mo AIDS is the worst kind of AIDS

  • Mark Bisone

    AIDS is the least of this twerp’s problems.

  • Percy Gryce

    Then I’ve never cooked in my life.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Bless your kind soul and have a Merry-Fucking-Christmas! 😀

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Mike’s baby photo? Cool.

  • stefan

    oh hai lisa

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    The baby is a better producer than the man.

  • Mark Bisone

    The Best of the Worst of the Worst of the Best?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    It’s only cooking if you narrate using a monotone, lifeless voice and are short of breath at the slightest of movements.

  • Percy Gryce

    Rich has a producer’s credit on Deathlist? Did he put up the insurance money he got when he frenchfried his nana’s house?

  • Mark Bisone

    Mike’s English accent should be in a museum. Forever.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Okay, now THIS is borderline experimental, especially the editing.

    It is it’s gonna be great.

  • ThomasHFoolery

    gonna be great.

  • Duckler

    Why have I never seen this? It’s amazing.

  • I gave your “rough”, you’re not getting “not”, lol

  • Percy Gryce

    I was just about to ask if anyone else thought that this had actually gotten a visa, cleared customs, and crossed the border into Experimentia.

  • Mark Bisone

    The end will shock you to your very core.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Blockbuster?

    What century is this?

  • Mark Bisone

    Sir?

  • Percy Gryce

    Mike’s doing the Plinkett voice on camera!!!

  • Percy Gryce

    You’ve seen it?

  • Mark Bisone

    Deathlist? Of course. Where is it???

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Why isn’t this chick in their stuff anymore? Did Plinkett get her?…

  • stefan

    she looks like michelle monaghan!

  • Aaaoooh Mike’s voice is beautiful.. it’s like proto-Plinkett.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Did you call me Rick?

  • Percy Gryce

    Did you call me Rick?

  • What is it with Ricks?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “I’m looking under ‘e’ for idiot.”

  • Percy Gryce

    They better put this on RLM Archive # 2.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Rick is Rick?

  • Percy Gryce

    Is this Monkey the manager?

  • Duckler

    Borderline?!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Monkey Man should have just ripped off Jay’s leg and drank the blood.

  • swear to gawd I’ve had food service jobs were my manager was practically a monkey.

  • Sir…. Sir?…. SIRRR??!

  • Mark Bisone

    Stop judging me, baby!!!!

  • Percy Gryce

    Was creepy baby in the original or is this a special edition?

  • Percy Gryce

    Why is this taking so long?

  • Percy Gryce

    How do you make this movie work better?

  • Percy Gryce

    Everything he’s saying now is so meta.

  • Mark Bisone

    What do think this is Strat Wargs with Spoooook?

  • gosh.. I wish I were on someboyd’s deathlist

  • Mark Bisone

    Try thorazine.

  • Duckler

    Where’s Deathlist is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen that I won’t remember tomorrow

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    You broke the votes…

  • Ohh FAAAK, it’s Deathlist

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    It took me nearly 13 hours, but I finally did it!

    http://minus.com/i/klqaoXEMhi6A

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Where’s Deathlist? was magical. That editing style worked really well.

  • You skipped step 4, keep trayin’ dwag.
    http://i.minus.com/iklqaoXEMhi6A.gif

  • Mark Bisone

    It’s the beginning of Nightmare on Elm Street. Except retarded.

  • stefan

    this is what we call filler. and it isn’t half as good as the kind they put in twinkies.

  • They think the audience is stoopit.

  • Duckler

    Oh dear! I wonder what happens now?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Half in the Baaag.

    Fuck GIFs.

  • Duckler

    But only half of the carcinogens.

  • Mark Bisone

    You know, I just have to say: if Death ever comes for me, I hope that bitch isn’t wearing an $8 Walmart mask. What a gyp.

  • stefan

    i would use two hands to wash this knife, but i need one of them to hold the camera

  • Duckler

    I hope she’s Lisa Renley..

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Odd, because I put it in a window/tab by itself. I must have just copied the previous URL instead of the correct one.

    http://i.minus.com/i3csoNyjKNiZ5.gif

  • Mark Bisone

    Yeah! or Doris Fucking Day (except skeletonized).

  • Torgos_Giant_Knees

    Are we sure the knife is clean? Dang. I hope they re-visit that so I’ll sleep tonight.

  • I don’t know dude… maybe I’ve just got the magic gif touch:
    http://i.minus.com/iblTiSSeibspyg.gif

  • Mitchell Taco Nash
  • Jay Stein

    Thanks RLM!!! Merry X-Mass, It’s time to hang with Artemus Gordon and Jim West for my nightly Wild Wild West..

  • Mark Bisone

    This broad better not be like that injun princess, where she ADDS clothes over time.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Why did the camera pan down?

    WHY DID THE CAMERA PAN DOWN?!

  • It’s a movie for kids.

  • Percy Gryce

    Ohh.

  • Duckler

    Poofy jackets are just a bad look for serial killers. I know they keep you warm, but you look like you shop at the Salvation Army..

  • Duckler

    .. And not one, but TWO, Mike Stoklasa characters.

  • It’s a moopie for kids

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    The homoerotic tension is rising…

    I accidentally pressed the pause button and missed how this ended. Please tell me it was a satisfying conclusion.

  • stefan

    i think the editing and general frantic nature in where’s deathlist is in direct response/contrast to the tedious editing/pacing in deathlist. kind of brilliant now that i think about it.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I almost didn’t notice…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    You have to find Deathlist before Deathlist finds you.

  • Percy Gryce

    When does Plinkett appear to review the Matrix trilogy?

  • Duckler

    Yeah, Jay’s shirt is very distracting.

  • but your brain did

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Yes, they even added in crow sounds effects for great authenticity.

  • Duckler

    If the fucking Care Boars show up after this, I am going to rape and murder Frosty the Snowman.. and probably not in that order

  • stefan

    like, it’s funny that someone as impatient and tweaked out as hick mike and sid vicious mike, respectively, would want to watch such a slowly paced movie. that lisa is a creative genius.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Jokes ova!”

    This guy’s too cool for r’s!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    He just said it again. It’s like pottery…

  • Duckler

    ..It keeps spinning back around

  • Duckler

    WHO SITS IN A BATH WITH THEIR ARMS OVER THEIR BREASTS?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Well, that definitely wasn’t an awkward, forced, unsexy bathtub scene.

  • stefan

    new best of the worst tomorrow! *dances*

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    They’re going to end with this slow and boring film?…

    http://i.minus.com/i1KWQ4rHOs9p3.gif

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    GIF brought to you by FiddleChaud, which is translates to Hot Violin.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I think we can all agree that one of the highlights from tonight was seeing Mike use Plinkett’s voice on camera.

  • stefan

    HAND IN THE BAAAAG. FUCK MOVIES!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Yeah, I agree. I quite enjoyed that short. I wonder if they’ll work together again in the future?

  • stefan

    i just assumed she went missing after meeting rich evans

  • stefan

    evil twin brother separated at birth? simpsons did it.

  • Mark Bisone

    Just heard this movie costs 45 bucks on Amazon.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Who am I?” I’m Emo-Man!

    This is how I felt when I heard his ‘sad story’.

    http://i.minus.com/iK992gz1tldyl.gif

  • stefan

    what a value!

  • Mark Bisone

    When does Combhater figure back into this? Combhater is the key.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Spider-Man 3 had a deathlist too…

    Their deathlist was anyone who bought a ticket. HA!

    http://i.minus.com/inH2ZM7JHfwbb.gif

  • Great, now show yourselfs rlm, at least say hi or something

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Why are we being subjected to horribly unfunny bloopers/behind the scenes?

    Are we the RLM lab rats?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    My friend has the exact same tripod. IT DOES ALL THE THINGS HE DESCRIBED!!!

  • Duckler

    Don’t we get enough footage of loser hacks trying to make films around here? Now we get these fucking guys?!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “I asked for water, not a water bottle!”

    Ow, my brain!

  • Duckler

    If it doesn’t stand on three legs, he got ripped off.

  • stefan

    just when i thought i was out…

  • Duckler

    You will believe a woman with duct-tape over her mouth can fly?

  • Duckler

    Old Man, take a look at your film, It’s a lot like theirs

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    ‘Old Man’? Ugh… even the credits move slowly.

  • TJ

    Unfortunately I had to work and came late to the party. Luckily, I made it just in time for Corey Haim…*sigh*

  • Percy Gryce

    You got here at the lowest point in RLM history.

  • Duckler

    ‘Twas punishment for our sins. Or reverse Best of the Worst.

  • Percy Gryce

    Only one copy left.

  • Percy Gryce

    It’s a loyalty test.

  • Percy Gryce

    Someone being awkwardly filmed by a leering cameraman.

  • stefan

    this makes “deathlist” look like “where’s deathlist”. i don’t even know what that means.

  • Duckler

    Heh. I know, right? No, I mean it, I’m really confused.

  • Percy Gryce

    There’s an old saying: Corruptio optimi pessima = the corruption of the best is the worst.

    Somehow that applies to something that happened today.

  • Duckler

    I haven’t been this drunk and intrigued since I lost my virginity..

  • Percy Gryce

    Man, was everyone but me drinking? (I’m still at work because I don’t want to come in on Christmas eve.)

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Guys GUYS GUUUYYYSSS!!!

    It’s gonna be great!

  • Duckler

    Fuck, it’s a full movie by the Deathlist people? Oh dear god..

  • AceRay

    You can’t change it but you can diminish the effects of it.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Is it? Is that why the basement looked familiar?

  • Duckler

    The lack of titties should have been the first clue. Well, other than the credits.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    The credits moved so slowly I didn’t have time to react.

  • Duckler

    I assumed they were a ruse… but crap. We got played for fools.

  • Duckler

    RLM fiddles as we all burn..

  • Percy Gryce

    The question now is: Will there be original RLM material after this philm?

    In other words, do I need to stay up?

  • Duckler

    Another 70 minutes? Should I dare you?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Classic Rich. He was late to the show because he was constantly falling over every conceivable object in his path.

  • stefan

    i don’t think there is anything coming up. but there’s a new BOTW tomorrow 🙂

  • Duckler

    That new-fangled wireless phone is the killer.. Deus ex machina..!!!

  • stefan

    deus ex answering machina

  • Duckler

    It’s so reel-to-real!

  • Percy Gryce

    Please don’t. I give up. I’ve got to go home, so I can pretend to sleep, so I can come back in here in a few hours and race around to get year-end stuff done.

  • Duckler

    Whenever my wife may be attacked, I always pause on the staircase and ask if she’s okay.. It’s a rule we have in our house.

  • Duckler

    Okay, we won’t all tell you how we didn’t never not see the extra special dream-edition of the Spacecop trailer then. I think?

  • Percy Gryce

    Good night, all.

    Hey, I just realized that we don’t have a collective name. You know, like Trekker/ies, Brown Coats, Bronies, etc., etc. What should we call ourselves: RLManiacs, Evansites, Mike&Jaynians, Plinkettes?

    Discuss amongst yourselves and come up with an answer by morning.

    ‘Night.

  • Percy Gryce

    FU

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    ‘The Collective’… in italics because I like that feature on Disqus.

  • Duckler

    Losers?

    What? It had to be said.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Virgins.

  • stefan

    it’s called Old Man because that’s what i’ll be by the time it ends

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    It’s gonna be great.

    I hear it’s in 4D! The hot dog smell emanates from all around you. Space Cop’s sweat will fill your nostrils with delight!

  • Duckler

    Ewww… goodnight.

  • Duckler

    The Plinkettes should wear old man hats, sunglasses, and kick really high in sexy stockings.. I don’t know if that’s hot or not.

  • Jay Stein

    Sorry man. That shit made me feel dirty..I did learn to suck my own dick during that Cory Haim vid finally though…

  • Jay Stein

    I left….

  • Jay Stein

    True Dat!

  • Duckler

    Well that was a bit better, “Sick son of a bitch!” and all.. dramatic music.. dun duh dun duh duh dun..!

  • Jay Stein

    I miss that shit (cookie crisp)

  • Duckler

    Why is a bald man wearing a noose made of twine from JoAnne Fabric such a threat anyway?

  • Jay Stein

    No worries man…ahere’s t Satin and Satan Claws…Salute!!!

  • Jay Stein

    I love Rich Evan more now…I’ve had similar experiences, only not on film….ahem..

  • Jay Stein

    BRAVO!!

  • stefan

    THE GUY’S A FUCKING GHOST! WHAT THA FUCK?!!

  • Duckler

    I had a dream I wa, wa, wa, wa… Until now. Thanks.

    GREAT job guys!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    It just finished. I can finally pull my pants up.

  • Dixon Bawls

    RLMer and proud.

  • AJ

    So sad I missed out on this. Lots of us work weekends you know!

  • Joshua Marchant

    Comedy gold from the RedLetterMedia streaming event chatroom
    • Why won’t you let me break into people’s homes in peace?
    • Oh, I’m still alive. And I’m watching a movie….
    • THE ARMY OF SATAN CONVERGES ON SANTA
    • I don’t remember voting for Santa as Ruler of Earth
    • Wait, what happened to Backdoor Sasquatch? Is he still in this movie?
    • Well, that serves him right, the old faker. He’ll probably die!
    • So judging from this movie, the real meaning of christmas is getting a cat.
    • Fuck off, movie!
    • they live in jail???
    • IS this Schindliers list?
    • I’ve seen videos explicitly created for bar-mitzvahs that were better than this.
    • This livestream has caused so many suicides today
    • This is as enjoyable as a fork in the brain, fork in the brain, fork in the brain…
    • I want to see some Thai policeman cut off his arms at the elbow.
    • Way more Corey Haim nips than should be allowed on video
    • Hell is a room with Corey Haim
    • Thank god Corey killed himself and stopped everything
    • the answer is less coke
    • This guy is wearing a douche right now
    • Oxygenate your wombspace Corey!
    • you’re gonna watch… sharks and seahorses when you’re older?
    • Corey Haim, just another reason to hate Canada
    • 36 minutes I will never get back wasted
    • Way too many people worked on this
    • This recipe is way too complicated for drunks.
    • IM NOT HUNGRY ANY MORE, PLEASE SIR, LEAVE ME ALONE
    • this stretches the meaning of ‘cooking’
    • Here’s my recipe for eating tuna from a can. Here’s some tuna…open the can, and there you go, Go Wildcats
    • I GOT AIDS BUT OTHER THAN THAT I’M DOING GOOD
    • *laugh track morphs into the howls of the damned*
    • is ‘Deathlist’ that baby?
    • I for one think it was very brave of Mike Stoklasa to portray a punk rocker with Downs Syndrome
    • ~this is almost funny~
    • BLOCKBUSTER AND COREY HAIM ARE BOTH DEAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
    • Who cut this movie? I demand to know who’s responsible.
    • Spy Kids haha
    • STREAMING ISN’T REPRODUCING THE VHS AT ALL. CHECKMATE SOPA.
    • Deathblow was the porn version
    • Rouge-Lipped Midgets
    • yeahh.. yeah you zip that jacket up
    • Eat your heart out Tarantino, anyone can do stories out of order
    • so they dissolved… to the exact same scene?
    • locking a screen door isn’t drama.
    • I cannot see my eyes anymore
    • They should have called this Stock Sound Effect: The Movie
    • I can barely hold the contents of my anus
    • Washing the tip of a clean knife
    • has the director ever watched another movie?
    • were the candles supposed to… stop him? Keep him warm?
    • Anal reaping?
    • Lighting done by Closed Venetian Blinds™
    • implicit nudity is almost as good as the real thing
    • Oh my god, he’s a fat skeleton
    • She’s screening your phone calls, Deathlist. Take the hint.
    • RLM didn’t make this movie, obviously! There’s no ape costume.
    • I told you. This is a weird fetish film for 80’s phone and answering machine perverts.
    • Killer’s motivation is that he hates Jersey douchebags
    • I wish the deathlist was printed in comic sans
    • Sax-heavy soundtrack would make this amazing.
    • I AM WATCHING A SERIES OF MOVING IMAGES WITH SPOKEN DIALOGUE AND SOME MUSIC EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, WHENEVER THE DIRECTOR FEELS LIKE IT
    • Which episode of TNG was the really racist one?
    • I love not seeing anything
    • that filthy sink is the most horrifying thing in the movie so far
    • Rape ape strikes again
    • so, so far we know that the killer is a person, and somehow knows or maybe doesn’t know the people he’s decided to kill for a reason
    • I’m going to re-shingle my roof, see if anything happens by the time I get back
    • I APPRECIATE THE PHONE CALLS, WITHOUT THEM THE MOVIE WOULD HAVE NO DIALOGUE
    • Soundtrack by John Carpenter’s…carpenter.
    • Yes, please startle me after we just witnessed several murders
    • This whole movie is a fucking outtake
    • lets have a fan going while we’re filming????
    • blumpers arent funny
    • GET IT THERES NO WATER GET IT THATS THE JOKE
    • “I can edit” Overstatement of the century
    • These outtakes feel as interminable as the actual film.
    • Is Europe still with us?!
    • SNOOGLE
    • can you create some sort of tax write off by using you home as a movie set?
    • Old Man 6: A Distinct Possibility of Old Man
    • thats so sad would you like a hanjob
    • Exposition, what a show! Exposition, here we go!
    • only nudity can redeem this movie
    • Don’t they have, like, a TV or something?
    • THE POWER OF HILTON ROOM SERVICE MENU COMPELS YOU
    • take this scrapbook and fuck off
    • Make it make it dont fake it
    • The Wire isn’t as good as I had heard
    • Well, I’m dead inside. Another successful RLM streaming event

  • Som

    Plinkies

  • TheHaggisHunter

    that was amazing, loved it. thanks again RLM. Have a great christmas everyone

  • TheHaggisHunter

    im a Plinkett forever

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Dude, the whole movie is a one big highlight.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    So what was the 3rd Mystery Feature?

  • maggit

    They made a Plinkett commentary of MST3K the Movie. Rantception. I doubt was Space Cop.

  • JohnBigbooty

    Justin tv wouldn’t allow me to watch it. Did anybody record this?

    Btw, please don’t use justin tv next time.

  • Thomas Goresen

    It was Deathlist

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Bigbooty John is actually quite wise. Take his advice.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    It was actually two films.

    The first was ‘Deathlist’, a boringly slow film [I felt, anyway].
    http://www.b-independent.com/reviews/deathlist.htm

    The second was ‘Old Man’, another… yeah. Same director, though.
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0415186/

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    For those that enjoyed ‘Where’s Deathlist?’, they host it here on their very own webzone!

    http://redlettermedia.com/shorts/wheres-deathlist/

  • Whoa.. I passed out during Deathlist, and I don’t remember making the last 8 or so comments I made. It’s a Christmas miracle. Now I’mma go find some Advil.

  • so meta

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I’m only now realizing that ‘finished’ has a double meaning. It’s an oversight that works to my advantage.

  • Joe Syxpac

    I managed to miss the whole damn thing. I had pizza rolls and everything but I couldn’t get outta work.

  • kapsi

    fags

  • Duckler

    I cannot believe I wasted 11 hours of my life on this thing. Thanks to RLM and all of the commentators for the genuine laugh out loud moments. Okay, back to bed time now again

  • xXnunyaaXx

    We need a Marlon Wayans of ‘B’ scary movies to smelt and hammer out all of these classic horror/thriller movies into one glorious train wreck that will derail through all the levels of Hades and crash right into the front door of Lucifer’s house!!!

  • xXnunyaaXx

    Name of this glorious, destroyer of worlds: “Suburban Sasquatch’s Death List of Things for and Old Man to do” The Movie.

  • Oliver Schauer

    Halfbags sounds good to me

  • Dixon Bawls

    Have you ever had a dream that y- you w-wo um y-cando-s-s-y so much you can do anything?!!
    Yes. All day yesterday.

    Smashing broadcast, gentlemen. And it was the PERFECT length. Just as I was saying to myself ‘…I’ve had about enough…’, it was over! Bravo. I say do it again in exactly six months.

  • Guest

    Remember this gem….http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxOaW6aHpak

    » and Jewel did a fantastic job, I learned so much from her. I know where my next job will be….http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhSHOh9Q8tQ

  • xXnunyaaXx

    I just caught the best line ever at 0:15; “…You want him to do you so much” Answer: no, kid, I have never had that kind of dream…but now I will, thank you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxOaW6aHpak

  • dean ying

    Hey guys. Great party last night. I totally passed out halfway through Deathlist. Did they ever find out where it is?

  • TapewormBike

    I gave up after some point, since JTV hated me. I loved what I saw and hope to be a part of the next one, fingers crossed it works better for me. This is a unique idea and I am all for it.

  • TapewormBike

    Redlettermediators? Or specifically to your favourite person, Mikelikes, Jaygays, Richbitches. Someone think up Jessi one and try not being pervy (I dare you).

  • Duckler

    Jessblessers. So there.

  • Duckler

    A Mike died, but another Mike survived. The movie sucked. FIN

  • Jay Stein

    Totally. I actually had most of my bottle of whiskey left, but my beer was all gone…

  • Jay Stein

    just watch Suburban Sasquatch. The link is here somewhere… I still hurt from laughing so much…

  • Jay Stein

    I liked where’s deathlist

  • Jeremy Davis

    wasn’t the stuttering kid the very last part of the stream?

  • Duckler

    Absolutely! It was Deathlist that sucked.

  • TapewormBike

    I appreciate both efforts:)

  • TJ

    Last night reminded me how great that was

  • kjellmakrell

    Justin TV fuckin sucks for us who are not in the USA. I managed to watch for 30 minutes. Every damn minute the stream stops, and would I like to pay 10 bux to continue watching?

    RLM should stop using JTV. There are LOTS of free streaming alternatives. Thanks for nothing RLM (and NO, I don’t want to pay 10 bux for something thats supposed to be free)

  • TapewormBike

    Well, the 10 bucks was not RLMs fault. I get that you are pissed, but I think they tried to do this the best way they could, maybe not contemplating how much viewers they have abroad or simply not knowing how Justin TV rolls for us barbarians.

  • kjellmakrell

    It was partly their fault for using JTV. I’m not mad, just sad 🙁

  • TapewormBike

    I get it man, I was sad too (though, honestly, there were other reasons for me not watching. Reasons that can nag you for wanting to pull an all nighter because there are bad movies on the net)

  • TapewormBike

    Wiz-jizzers is nice, but way easier pervy one is just “Jacks”

  • TapewormBike

    Czech Republic gets presents tommorow evening (that’s right, suckers), so I want to tell all good people at RLM how much I appreciate their work and how important they are to me, usually when I should be doing something completely different. Merry Christmas to Mike, Jay, Rich, Jessi, Josh, Jack and also Gillian, Nadine, Lora and all other wonderful contributors.

    I would like to extend my wishes to all the fuck ups, who are debating under and soon over this comment and whom I am glad to be one of.

    Now, excuse me, the hooker that I tied to my bed is not gonna eat herself. Unless I make her of course. (It is a male, I am not a sexist serial killer) Ho Ho Ho.

  • Robby

    You hack frauds, where is the promised Best of the Worst? I need a Christmas miracle to offset my dad being such a fucking asshole!

    666th comment. Take that, Mexican Satan!

  • TapewormBike

    I could edit it, but in my excitement, I totally called Jocelyn Nadine. I do live in a different world I guess.

  • kimdracula

    So the only nickname I actually do remember from comment sections is a person from the same country as me?

    /evil sounding voice/ Interesting. /evil sounding voice/

  • Robby

    I didn’t even know they had Internet in Czechoslovakia.

  • TapewormBike

    We lost the Slovakia, made some room for us.

  • Sshhh, you guys…. not so loud…. my fucking head is KILLING me this morning…

  • Showbiz Pizza Bear

    OK, “We’re shitting stuff all day”.

    Fixed.

  • xXnunyaaXx

    Flame’n Jeezbus there’s a Kid’s Guide to the Internet. This looks like part deuce http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A81IwlDeV6c

  • Percy Gryce

    Those are excellent. I can almost see the factions squaring off–like Jets and Sharks.

  • Dixon Bawls

    Yes. The final stinger to sum up the entire rambling, semi-lucid theme of yesterday’s marathon ejection of barely coherent thoughts.

  • TapewormBike

    What an ominous and nice surprise. Štastné a veselé!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I’m surprised that here in Canada it didn’t do the same for me. Streaming sites are not consistent with what they’ll stream for Canadians. Sometimes they allow it, other times they don’t.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Yeah, like Jay said, I posted one of the films, Suburban Sasquatch, down below.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Wow, today would be Corey Haim’s birthday. Did RLM plan this or something?

  • xXnunyaaXx

    Lest we forget my electronic friends: http://www.coreyhaim.us/

  • Joaquamil Ph Antom

    Hey camelionstorm here… remember me? the half polish/german guy… we stood together to the bitter end! And it was great! Happy Holidays to all you crazy RLM’ers!

  • Dixon Bawls

    Yes!!! That’s two for RLM’er!

  • Jay Stein

    I’m having dirty thoughts about the MILF…..Oh and I think I owned that monitor at one point….

  • Cameron Vale

    See now, this is why I was surprised to learn that my post count was among the highest on this site. This page is completely swamped with posts of running commentary on a stream which actually had its own commentary system, with the same names popping up over and over again, which are mostly just the other names on that leaderboard. I have no idea how I’m even keeping pace with them.

  • Joe Syxpac

    I’ll have to check that out so those pizza rolls don’t go to waste.

  • Duckler

    The comment system on justintv was just too frantic (even though there were some real gems) that a few of us regulars just did our running comments over here. Alcohol played a factor, and some of us may have gone overboard. I think I had 70 or so posts that night. Yipes.

  • Duckler

    Agreed on the mother. At one point I shouted “Take your top off!” at my laptop.

  • Percy Gryce

    I just saw this. Yowser!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Leaderboard”? You say it like it’s something to be proud of…

    Should be renamed the Loserboard. ‘Tis a board of shame, really.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I would have had to create an account to post comments on JustinTV. I was like fuuuuuuck that. I just did it over here instead. 😛

  • Jay Stein

    disqus is like a cigar lounge, slow and smelly…just like I like it..

  • Dan

    I was watching from Belgium but it was barely watchable, kept being interrupted every 5 minutes with the message that all streams for my country were used and I should buy a subscription.
    Great initiative nonetheless which should continue, wish I could rewatch it.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Your cigar lounge sounds a lot like my only sexual experience ever.

  • Rosemary

    Link no worky. Very sad I am. Grey question mark not my friend. 🙁

  • TapewormBike

    Problem with “today” is the fact that it deceptively refers to the past now.

  • Duckler

    Just noticed “Other Guyling” Friggin’ brilliant.

  • Duckler

    These comments are just as funny the second time you read them, assuming of course that your are drunker than when you made them..

  • RRB

    Because of this stream I have become addicted to Suburban Sasquatch …HELP…ME!
    Does anyone remember the name of the very last film streamed? All I remember is a old man mask killing people in a empty room, it was streamed in order to torture us and I would like to torture others with it!

  • Rosemary

    Boo… See, that’s how bad the stream was. My comment didn’t even get allowed to be part of the party ’till days afterward. I’m not as think as you drunk I am, you know!

  • TapewormBike

    I never drunk that you were thunk. (hiccup sound).

  • Duckler

    ‘Twas Deathlist.

  • Duckler

    When’s the Fourth Annual Stream-a-thon..?!!

  • Percy Gryce

    It totally is. We didn’t appreciate @markbisone:disqus’s genius enough and so now he doesn’t give us gifts like that anymore.

  • Mark Bisone

    You took my art for granted. Now all those moments are lost in time… like tears in rain.

  • Now I Get It

    We’ve done…questionable things.

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