The Terminator Commentary Track Available NOW!

May 18, 20152,185 Comments

http://www.redlettermedia.bandcamp.com

Rich, Mike, and Jay sit down to watch James Cameron’s classic film “The Terminator” hear Rich Evans irritating laugh! Here Mike’s dry sarcastic hate-filled comments, Hear Jay provide insight into his love of Maniac Cop 2. Enjoy!

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  • omitted

    Here here!

  • Palpatine

    I’m going to torrent purchase this right away!

  • Percy Gryce

    I’m being swept away in this flood of new content.

  • omitted

    Netflix to the rescue, for once!

  • Like Icare

    Nice!

    But dammit… Why can’t they spread out these updates more evenly?
    Now we have this plethora of updates (Oh yeees, we have a plethora.) and then there are times with weeks between nothing new and bupkis.

    I want my free stuff I don’t pay for to be spoon-fed to me in a more orderly fashion dammit! Is that too much to ask? No? Didn’t think so!

  • playdude92 .

    *sirene*

    Pun Police! Exit the building through the front door! Show us your hands!

  • Jared Blando

    Remember Michael Biehn is in Tombstone as Johnny Rico… fantastic performance!

  • omitted

    Jay, although to us it might seem so, not every bar is a gay bar.

  • This made the Genesys trailer look like crap! Well done RLM.

    #evansovershwarzenegger

  • Like Icare

    Everyone in that movie gave a great performance and really did their best to portray those characters as real people.
    Except Kilmer. Who gave a FUCKING EXCELLENT performance there.

    You can tell from the “making of” – everyone did their research into characters, their lives, motivations, history… Talking about “us” and “them”… they all really got into the characters and the story.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBzNOpIn7Cc

    But they are all still acting the role.
    Kilmer is doing the “making of” still in-character, playing with his guns off-screen as he talks about Doc Holliday.
    And while everyone was clearly having fun making the movie, he’s clearly having the most fun with his part.
    “It’s fun to kill bad men… I enjoyed that.”

  • Earth

    Oh thank god. My RLM thirst can be quenched by this so I can see the new Mad Max film before watching the review (it’s the first movie in a long time where I’ve wanted to do that).

  • omitted

    “We don’t have time to sleep with women in the future.”
    That’s right, Jay!

  • Cream-A-Thon

    80’s Big Drum Sounds +5

  • Domo_Returns

    Throws a hot dog life preserver.

    Realizes hot dogs don’t make good life preservers.

    Percy washes out to sea, leaving only his monocle behind.

  • Domo_Returns

    “Honey, where’s our Terminator film in our movie library?”

    “We don’t have any of the Terminator films.”

    “What?”

    “I don’t care too much about the Terminator films, so we never bought them.”

    “What the fuck is wrong with you?!”

  • Cream-A-Thon

    A storm is coming.

  • omitted

    I’m canceling the Spice Girls tickets.

  • Notme

    Hey guys, make sure you add these commentary tracks to your menu somewhere. You have a Commentary Tracks section under Plinkett, but it’s only the older three. Tracking down the Halloween commentary for example took some backtracking.

  • DanceOfBirther

    I’m considering Star Trek V-ing this one (listening without having to procure the movie), but I just haven’t seen it as many times as Star Trek V.

  • famousmortimer

    Er…it’s not Brion James at the beginning. That chap is the almost equally magnificent Brian Thompson, star of lots of sci fi things (that face!)

  • omitted

    What do you mean, Jay, when you say Sarah Connor should’ve beeen creeped out by Kyle Reese’s admission that he’s obsessed with her? It’s like your trying to tell me us something…

  • Wyldstaar

    Great timing for this, guys. With the TV seasons all ending, this will come in handy. You should do a few of them. I really enjoyed the Alien one you did, and I’m sure this will be just as good. I would appreciate it if you made it more clear when we should start, though.

  • Mr. R

    This is even worse than Kyle Reese’s nightmares

  • Uncle Dan

    When I watched Mad Max, the new Terminator trailer showed first, and people were generally reacting well to all the dumb nods to the original movies.

    I did turn to one of the friends I went with, asked her if she’d seen the original, told her we had to watch it.

  • Percy Gryce

    It’s pince-nez.

  • Percy Gryce

    Rich, Mike, and Jay sit down to watch James Cameron’s classic film “The
    Terminator” hear Rich Evans irritating laugh! Here Mike’s dry sarcastic
    hate-filled comments, Hear Jay provide insight into his love of Maniac
    Cop 2. Enjoy!

    Who wrote this and how drunk was he?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    “Is that another Star Trek reference? You fuckers.”

  • Wow! Double wammy this week! Thanks RLM!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I have the first three, but all you really need is the first one. T2 I like a little less every time I rewatch it.

  • Domo_Returns

    As a heads up, they sync up the Terminator film with the commentary for about 25 minutes. Then they go completely off the rails after that. So no real need to sync up the movie with this, but still worth buying. It’s like a guided pre-rec stream with Mike.

  • My ex wife

    Hear here!

  • Just with buff dudes in LA. And Arnie was definitely one buff dude in LA.

  • Domo_Returns

    “Avatar didn’t quite deserve a Razzie.”

    “It deserved a Blue Berry.”

    Oh, Rich Evans.

  • a thompson

    Rich Evans is the Terminator! Just like Abraxas!

  • My ex wife

    I like that when I googled that, you and Taft are the first pictures to show up.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Get YOure dAce on!!!!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    It’s interesting that they find that the worst part in T2 was making Arnold the good guy. To me, the worst part is how grating John Connor is. But that’s just me.

  • Like Icare

    Bah… There’s no point in having it in your liberry if you don’t have the proper player for it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=jnnS-HJ2qv4#t=327

  • Percy Gryce

    That’s exactly how I chose this avatar.

  • ModernDayMinstrel

    I was expecting “Ow, my GROIN!”

    Just stopping by to say something stupid; I still miss you all dearly. I’ll return when I can start having a social life again.

  • Like Icare

    It’s secretly brilliant if you’re rooting for T-1000.
    Or if you view it as a tragedy about the enslavement and brainwashing of the human killing machine by humans.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6_awUgbUJs

  • omitted

    I thought this webzone was the antithesis of a social life?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    What’s a social life?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Nice!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Thanks for the heads up. Was wondering if this would be like the Alien commentary, since I don’t have the movie.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    These are not Plinkett commentaries, though. And you can find them all through the Bandcamp page anyway.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    To be honest, I never minded much for them either. They all kind of blend in to a big blob in my mind. Well, except maybe the first one.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I get it: this is secretly a teaser for Space Cop and Richinator will be the main antagonist.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Ok, just listened all the way through. I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats! But I won’t be satisfied until we get a commentrack for John Carpenter’s The Thing.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Rich hasn’t seen it though, so it would have to be just Mike and Jay.

  • omitted

    pics of Jay’s Thing*

  • Hank_Henshaw

    No, that’s the whole point. Rich would be screaming “Oh, MY GAAAWD!!!” in the background. If you’ve seen the movie, there are 5 or 6 times when you know this would happen.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I know, I know. But you gotta think about Rich. Wouldn’t want the movie ruined for him with Mike and Jay talking over it.

  • Red Skeleton

    Fuck this shit. GIVE US ANOTHER GODDAMN BOTW! (But seriously nice commentary guys).

  • Palpatine

    I don’t own The Terminator, so I’m listening to the Halloween commentary. Big thanks to Omitted for telling me that I don’t have to pay for it.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Yeah, I guess. *kicks a rock, dejectedly*

  • Palpatine

    Jay Bauman isn’t in this, it’s Mike’s friend Hear Jay.

  • Like Icare

    So I’m like… watching this… Not their best work but the message is nice.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5HMwJmuCuo

    And then it tells me that Eli Roth is remaking Cabin Fever.
    But NOW – only as a producer (and a bit part actor). Wait… WHAT? WHY?!

    I mean… I can get Mann remaking L.A. Takedown with De Niro, Pacino, Kilmer, Voight, Sizemore, Venora, Brenneman, Judd, Williamson, Studi, Levine, Haysbert, Fichtner, Portman, Noonan… and that’s just… like… before clicking on “see full cast” on imdb.
    Bigger budget, not a pilot for a TV show but a real movie, more than 14 days of filming…

    I can even get Lucas trying to “fix” his lightning in a bottle.

    Maybe he dislikes the inputs of all those other people “fixing” his movie.
    Maybe he really feels it to be inadequate for the phenomenon that it has become so he wants to justify it by adding “more” to it.
    Maybe he’s old and senile…

    But what is Roth’s motivation there?
    Is he giving it to his buddy as a breakthrough moopie, while he will hang over his shoulder forever after, making him “that guy who probably begged Roth to let him remake his cheap horror flick”?
    Is he trying to give some of his cabin fever to one of the chicks playing in the new moopie?
    Is he getting old and senile?

    He’s apparently even reusing the original script.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    “Maybe it’s magnets. Did you thought about that? He’s got Magnets.”

    Rich Evans

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I had totally forgotten Cabin Fever is getting a remake. That classic!

  • In The Court Of The Evans King

    Nice pick up line, Dan.

  • Earth

    Jay’s goodbye at the end is adorable.

  • Earth

    And here’s me being that asshole who doesn’t mind Arnie being the good guy in T2 or Bart Simpson being in the movie.

  • Uncle Dan

    Hah, it’d be a terrible pick up line because I’d insist on watching the movie.

  • Manioc

    Oh boy, I’ve been waiting for the latest Riffhacks!

  • Dswynne

    I hope that you will do a commentary track on Star Trek The Motion Picture. That way, we can get even MORE grumpy commentary that segues into yet another callback to a Star Trek episode, even as Jay wants to hang himself for having to listen to even MORE grumpy commentary that segues into yet another callback to a Star Trek episode…

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    You gotta do Alien vs Predator Requiem, when you guys finally see it, you’ll know you’ve hit rock bottom in a franchise.

  • a thompson

    Here’s the Harlan Ellison story that The Terminator ripped off:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9scSh1LnSfY

  • Uncle Dan

    I don’t mind because it does make him into a character and does interesting things with him. The humour doesn’t work in terms of being funny but in terms of becoming a weird temporary father figure for this messed up family. I kind of wish they emphasised that more in terms of how fucked up their situation is that the kid is looking to a robot to play a fatherly role and the mother doesn’t totally disapprove.

    Bart Simpson being in the movie… meh.

  • Uncle Dan

    I’m actually wondering if I have any movies that would be pick up line movies. Like the kind where showing it to someone doesn’t really matter because the intent isn’t to watch it. Generally speaking when I show people movies it’s because I want them to like them too and I’d either get sad or annoyed if they can’t get into it.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Predator was the my first, but my favorite is now the number from Silence! The Musical, “Put the F’kin Lotion in the Basket”:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPnQ77a1UVk

  • Data and the Terminator: Tie

  • Captain Turbo

    A pretty obvious money grab. I hope no one actually pays money for this.

  • I have the Terminator, but didn’t have Halloween. It’s delicious!

  • Palpatine

    I just found out you don’t have to pay for the commentary!

  • You lost me after “like”

  • I don’t even want to Google what you are talking about. It’s like anal; you just have to let it happen and it hurts less. I guess.

  • Captain Turbo

    Dammit!

  • instant relief

    I’ll be hack!

  • Captain Turbo

    The City on the Edge of Forever. You’re welcome.

  • Captain Turbo

    Move away from the TV now.

  • Captain Turbo

    Why are Mike and Jay wasting time with this shit instead of finishing Space Cop? Huh? Huh? Huh?

  • DanceOfBirther

    That’s because it’s the best one.

  • DanceOfBirther

    From Suntory no less. They always have the best ads and promotions.

    https://youtu.be/v-A2EH0vyd4

  • Michael Collins

    I’m listening now, but I’m not watching the movie…

  • Palpatine

    Same here. I know that movie by heart.

  • Michael Collins

    Yep

  • InfoWarrior1776

    Guys, mike, jay, rich, I would think you would have made enough
    commentary tracks by now to know that your supposed to give us some
    reference point at the beginning or some other way to sync up the
    commentary track with movie, you guys have done like 9 commentary
    tracks, i think you’ve only done this in 2-3 of them.

  • InfoWarrior1776

    Btw, great commentary tracks, and thanks for them lol! 😀

  • instant relief

    I’m calling the cops! THE SPACE COPS!

  • Palpatine

    I’m about the listen to The Terminator commentary in a few. I also listened to the Halloween commentary earlier and loved it.

  • Captain Turbo

    Would you like us to listen with you?

  • Palpatine

    You can give it a try, I guess.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    dont tell them that.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    not me ^

  • Captain Turbo

    I’m always willing to give it the college try.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Nice promo for the commentary! It’s all fancy and clever.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    for all of them its the start of the company logo.

  • Jay Stein

    Yay!

  • Jay Stein

    Me too

  • Jay Stein

    I can’t wait for Space Cop..

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i want to see mikes remake of the abyss.

  • Jay Stein

    I love that Moopie

  • Andrew Thompson.

    so did it right up to the point the found a spaceship and the aliens taught humans the meaning of Richmas and teamwork. it should have been like mike said.

  • Michael Collins

    They fail to mention, at least up to 1hr and 10 mins in that all the sequels they discuss have a kid added..

    T2
    Aliens
    Robocop 2
    Temple of doom

    And so on…

  • James Earl Jones

    Just watched with the commentary track. Good fucking movie to make one for. And I did not remember how good it was.
    Too bad you hacks started talking about fucking Star Trek and Data. (no, not in the literal sense. unfortunately.)

  • RLMkeepitup

    Child labor has its advantages.

  • James Earl Jones

    One thing I commented on Twitter that Jay won’t bother answering (and as you can see I’m so fucking bitter right now), in the shit pile of a movie that Genisys is going to be (or not), they send one Terminator back to when Sarah Connor was still a child, and he raises her. It’s also (!!!) in the trailer.

  • Its_So_Dense

    Just to be clear, we ARE talking about playing a game of penis-butt, right?

  • Palpatine

    I’m listening to the commentary and Jesus Christ, Mike, stop referencing Star Trek!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Mike: “NEVER!”

  • DanceOfBirther

    OK, I’m going to have to rent The Terminator now.

  • James Earl Jones

    This is the teaser for T2 that Jay was talking about:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbcmLPXuQzo

  • Michael Collins

    I went on the T2 ride at Universal studios Japan, best 3d I’ve ever seen…

  • Its_So_Dense

    Labyrinth fits the criteria. It seems innocent enough in terms of how one might describe it; but once Bowie’s junk takes center stage, her mind will be on cock. Perhaps not your cock, sure, but cock, nonetheless. Mmmm, coc—wait, what?

  • RLMkeepitup

    holy crap! I forgot about that ride, it was awesome.

  • Michael Collins

    Jay mentions it in this commentary, the US Universal, and yes, it was excellent.

  • Michael Collins

    OK, great commentary, was a lot of fun..thanks guys..I mean hack frauds.

    ps
    Data would win

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Considering how off-topic they all get, it’s almost like you can listen to any of their commentaries while watching a random movie and it’d work just fine.

  • instant relief

    This was the best Star Trek commentary ever.

    Also, kids, be cool about back injury safety!

  • Jaws

    buutt, data sux, like a lot, he sucksssss, puleaaseee termy would kick his asssss and does all day long, not even competition,, sorry

  • instant relief

    It won’t beat The Phantom Menace tho. Nobody can.

  • Palpatine

    You did not just call him Termy.

  • Jaws

    i should confess, i like 60s trek, and i never got the love for tng, so to me, data is a poor mans spock, i know i know, im in the minority

  • instant relief

    I was redtubin’ during the entire runtime.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    A) your right Spock is better than Data
    and
    B) the terminator would slap Data’s head off with the first backhand.

  • Palpatine

    Who care’s who wins. Star Trek is for NEEEEEEEERDS!!!!

  • Jaws

    he was designed for that one and only purpose so yes indeed

  • Jaws

    tng is for nerds yes 😛 60s trek is cool so there 😛

  • Palpatine

    It’s all the same shit to me. Just a bunch of monotone weirdo’s on a spaceship fighting aliens in cheap costumes.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    they mention Max Max so often, not as much as startrek but…
    i would love a Mad MAX:1 commentary track just to make Mike watch it.

  • Jaws

    all i know is, seriously, leonard nimoy, them 2 words IS star trek, and anything without him simply isnt

  • Jaws

    but on a serious note, back on topic, MIKE RULES, now he would beat termy and data no problemo

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Whatever floats your boat, and by boat I mean penis.

  • Jaws

    Genisis is gonna suck balllllssss, when you get a little girl to say ” come with me if you wanna live” thats the kiss of death for your movie right there

  • Jaws

    are you sarah connor? yes… BANG! simple.. thats how terminator is, not fucking little girls running about pretending to be hard ass.. fuck game of thrones, fuck that little girl, in fact fuck all little girls, and fuckkkk terminator genisis, thats my 2 cents for the day

  • instant relief

    Thanks for the clarification. <3

  • James Earl Jones

    Yes. This.

  • InAFreeCountry

    You fucks. Not throwing a bone to your Patreon guys? I just got the last Hobbit movie and now I have to watch Arnie instead.

  • LoveSW_Prequels

    wow T1 was low budget? those sfx are absolutely mazing and more so for being cheap.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    For reference. Terminator’s budget was 6.4 million USD. Ghostbusters released on that same year had a budget of around 30-34 million USD.

    It depresses me to think that the new Ghostbusters will probably spend more than that just for the catering.

  • instant relief

    Btw. I have a suggestion for Rich: now that you have the power of an unstoppable man beard, you should shave your head and go full-Picard!

  • RLMkeepitup

    I almost forgot they were making a new one. T1 had Stan Winston, nuff said there.

  • omitted

    A cute young plumber came by to install a new faucet for my bathroom and now something hot is gushing all over the floor. Too bad it’s only water 🙁

  • BitchFists

    One dollar???? Ehhhhh

    But ill buy a plinkett review of stargate sg-1 for 20 smakaroos!

  • BitchFists

    Also where can i find the music for your george lucas kills star wars video, its a dope song

  • Uncle Dan

    Yeah if you have to compare their actors, Arnold Schwarzenegger is so much more likeable than Brent Spiner.

  • Michael Collins

    The Terminator was defeated by a little gurly with a broken leg, so …….thing was a pussy..

  • DudeWith GreatAdvice

    Only if the curtains match the drapes.

  • DudeWith GreatAdvice

    I can’t wait for the Hostel 2 remake.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    *(Voice over from dukes of hazard.) “This is one hot wet and steamy situation. Omitted’s in deep water this time…”
    *cut to commercial.

  • omitted

    Son of a bitch broke my sink! Well he did replace it and now I have a new faucet and a new sink. My windows did fog up for a moment when the hot water spewed all over the bathroom, but nothing untoward happened. So real life is not a porn movie. Who knew?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Everyone?… yo moma!.. both?

  • instant relief

    That’s gotta be some pretty damn amazing catering!

  • Like Icare

    They also dabble in pure hackfraudery…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zee1OALy12I

  • Earth

    That’s the thing though. Bart Simpson being in the movie. It doesn’t bother me. John Conner would be a child at this point. Sadly you’re gonna have to get a child actor. He’s fine. He’s not good, but he delivers the lines and for an action movie that’s all I need him to do.

    I’ve always just liked the twist of it, having a terminator fight on the good side. For me it keeps things interesting. If they’d brought Arnie back as the bad guy in T2 it would’ve just ended up as being one of those sequels nobody likes because it’s the same movie.

    Same with the catchphrases. Jay calls them stupid but I always found them fun (of course, this is just imo). Maybe it’s just because I’ve always remember this image:

    http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/8100000/Bendernator-bender-8199409-1024-768.jpg

  • Bubs

    Is Rich a compulsive liar? Everytime he says something he has to preface it with “I don’t know if this is true but I heard that…”.

    I mean fuck, just have your phone open while you do the commentary and read shit off of IMDB. We won’t know the difference!

  • jbob4mall

    Rich, Mike, and Jay, T2 is the superior Terminator film. It has the better action scenes that are all memorable and each are different from each other. T1 action relies heavily on car chase scenes that aren’t different from each other. It’s hard to remember one action scene from the other.

    Then there’s the story. While the story is very similar there’s one important thing you guys are forgeting: T1 has a standard romance plot, while T2 key relationship is the love between a mother and her son. How many action movies are there like that?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    hahahahahaha! but you know, not with you.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    No fact checking-he must still suffer from PreRec PTSD.

  • Like Icare

    Which version did you see first?
    The longer special edition, or the theatrical one?

    Cause, in my experience, most people who saw the theatrical version react the way you did.
    The longer version is far closer to “The Day the Earth Stood Still” felling of a stern warning (“Behave. OR ELSE!) for humanity than “It’s a small world after all…” lesson of everyone joining hands and tentacles and singing.

    And most people who saw that one loved the movie.

    Also, those people tend to have strong bladders, able to withstand the pressure at the movie depth of 170 minutes.

    Or you can play the moopie at 1.12x, and thus save yourself 20 minutes of life.
    Your brain won’t notice the difference.

    At 1.18x (halfa an hour saved – at about 17500 moopies that’s an entire year of life) it MIGHT start picking up the audio distortion though.
    Unless you’re used to watch moopies the European way where that is the custom anyway.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Did you at least slap your hand up against the steamed up window so the neighbors would thing something was happening?

  • Joe Syxpac

    If not I’m game to start one up.

  • omitted

    Damn, I should have gone full Titanic.

  • Jaws 2 – Shark Fu
  • Andrew Thompson.

    jaws why all the Deleating? are you cyberman?
    https://youtu.be/qnDFvQRfGxw

  • Jaws 2 – Shark Fu

    kristanna loken was better than arnie in t3 she was one cold biatch, but that nick stahl and claire danes sucked so much ass, its close to unwatchable, except for kristanna loken who rocked… and dont friggin talk to me about the tv series, that shit is WEAK SAUCE.. meh and double meh on that shit.. and terminator salvation 2 words.. Mc G… charlies angels 3 sucked lets leave it at that, and genisis… oh god… oh my god.. arnie its not too late man, please dont do it, your legacy is better than that 🙁

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i really liked the Abyss. but mikes idea of losing the whole alien subplot(Get it?) and making a tense action drama about a mad navy seal trying to detonate the nukes. sprinkle it with a russian DSV that is coming to steal the wreck to add more tension.
    and i have seen both.
    i still think the aliens plot is tacked on.

  • jbob4mall

    What?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    fuck you! Summer Glau’s T-900 would smash her stupid endoskeleton into the ground then pump 50.cal rounds in her face till she is stops twtching.

    https://youtu.be/oMLU7UlWd4Q

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Thanks for the link! One question – why do the prequels lend themselves so easily to the stylings of 1980s top 40? Was Lucas’s back-up plan if he didn’t get John Williams again to get.. Robert Palmer? Gary Numan? Ric Ocasek?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    having to explain that i’m ‘laughing at you.’ kinda proves my point.

  • Jaws 2 – Shark Fu

    umm, no, for the love of god, no little girl terminators, nobody needs to see me rant :p

  • Like Icare

    Which one did you see FIRST?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    hell yes!
    why would i want some skanky T2000 all full dirty of Terminator 3 AIDS. and she was shit. ArniePatrickGlau where blank cyborgs, emotionless killing machines.
    Kirsty was just blank.

  • Jaws 2 – Shark Fu

    if i was head of skynet i would enforce rule number one, no little girl terminators, we have a reputation to uphold, and if anybody puts a soft rock sound track to it, terminate them with extreme prejudice

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i saw it at the cinema. but i was making my own movies by that point and knew the game well enough to be objective.

  • Bubs

    Linda Hamilton was quoted as saying she was “disappointed in her brother, Mark Hamill, for his drug habit” which was out of control during the late 80s. Her cousin Jon Hamm and son, Armie Hammer said that these rumors were unfounded. Her great grandfather, Alexander Hamilton, could not be reached for comment.

    Or at least that’s what I heard.

  • Jaws 2 – Shark Fu
  • Andrew Thompson.

    Music=$$$$ they had to use the Dawson’s creek score because fox had the rights=free.

    and i dare you to call Summer Glau a girl to her face.

    https://youtu.be/oMLU7UlWd4Q

  • Jaws 2 – Shark Fu

    i’d fuck it, but i wouldnt hire it for a terminator

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i heard Richard Gere put a gerbil up his arse….

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i’d fuck Kristy but i would use a condom.

  • Bubs

    I heard that as well. What a lot of people don’t know, is that the gerbil got its own movie after that!

    https://youtu.be/zPJ6DBYcFbE?t=11s

  • Jaws 2 – Shark Fu

    i thought she did well, lol, but, not that t3 is any good mind you, it was in fact a shockingly bad film

  • Andrew Thompson.

    thats mean to foxes. the mans got to eat!

  • Jaws 2 – Shark Fu

    come on man, we’ve all been there

  • Andrew Thompson.

    the whole thing bored me. so much that at the end watching the earth burn in nuclear fire was exactly what i wanted to happen for real! fuck that movie!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i would do anything for love, but i wont do that.

  • jbob4mall

    Huh?

  • Jaws 2 – Shark Fu

    i was being generous when i said kristanna was good, but arnie sucked in it, and yeah you said it bro, that is the exact same reaction i had

  • Andrew Thompson.

    OH! if we are restricting this to T3?… best thing in the film other than the Particle Accelerator and the Nuclear War bits at the end.

  • Jaws 2 – Shark Fu

    some cinematography was decent, some, a hand full of shots, and kristanna does at least act terminatorish, but thats only saying its slightly better than an m night shyamalan movie

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Hey?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Shits on M Knight Shamalot. but so does episode 1

  • Jaws 2 – Shark Fu

    well its pretty dam difficult to be worse than this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIjJe0OYRoU

  • tOmy`

    I’d buy that for less than a dollar.

  • Like Icare

    Nah… won’t work.

    A – we are creatures of cognitive biases and first impressions and DK-effect and memory…
    Second time you watch it, you’re still watching the same movie you saw first – but with more stuff crammed in.
    In essence, you’re always just confirming your first impression.
    The movie you liked will only be better in extended version. The movie you didn’t like will at best be “not as bad”.

    B – the SE version was all about the nukes and how it all almost turns out into a WW3 but aliens (or are they?) stop it and then still make the decision whether to wipe out the humans by themselves.

    The theatrical version, after the changes were made THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE ended up being “Love will save the day”.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvq0cM2wyag

    SE is a story about world as we know it ending one way or the other. Change will happen. Might not be exactly as we’d want it though.

    TE is a story about love saving the world. Keeping the status quo and playing the cliche plot.

    BUT… SE being built on top of TE, if you see TE first, your brain just glosses over those parts that make SE what it is.
    You might think that you are being objective – but your brain isn’t.

    You might tell yourself “OK, I’m gonna watch this movie like I’m watching it for the first time now.” but it won’t work as your brain has already decided what everything that you are seeing means.

    You’d literally have to get a new brain to be able to watch it with different eyes – either by letting it sit there until you forget it enough OR by cramming your brain with enough new brainy stuff that it no longer thinks the same way.
    Either of which will take years. Or drugs.

    But then you’re missing the movie… so…

    And even then… you’re still seeing a DIFFERENT movie – not seeing SE for the first time.

    It’s the same shit that keeps people from significantly changing their political views.
    Change is always bad unless it is more of what we already like.

  • Like Icare

    They make the best ads and promotions.

  • Like Icare

    He was going for the “Give me my awesome and hold the logic.” effect and ’80s were built on that philosophy with Reagan and those other fuckers deciding to just fake their way to everything they want – fuck the consequences?

    Just throwing a theory out there…

  • Like Icare

    I liked that show… but I don’t remember that scene at all.
    That’s not good.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i would pay many dollars to get a RLM Commentary Track for the first Mad Max.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    here it was played once at 1am and never repeated. if i didnt have the blurays…

  • Uncle Dan

    Actually how was that show? I basically avoided it because I was done with the Terminator franchise beyond revisiting the first two movies.

    I also like Summer Glau, but she felt typecast as waifu girl.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    it was great for the time. now its very dated in the way the plot works, like Agents of Shield…

    but way more interesting, violent and sexy.

    https://youtu.be/i7TVNY0RBiQ

  • Sully

    I’m just gonna put this right here…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Lmkm5EF5E

    Off to work!!

  • tOmy`

    “Publishing company DC Comics are aiming to prevent pop star Rihanna from trademarking her first name, Robyn. The singer, who was born Robyn Rihanna Fenty, is reportedly set to launch her own magazine using her birth name. However, as Billboard report, DC Comics view it as too similar to their Batman character Robin.”

    The struggle of the rich and powerful is real.

  • Uncle Dan

    Oh Agents of Shield. Of this season all the Inhumans stuff has been interesting and all the Shield stuff really disengaging. I think that’s consistent with general Marvel criticism, in that their building a continuity takes away from the focus of the story they’re supposed to be telling. All the Shield conspiracy stuff was building up to Avengers 2, but it was bloody frustrating to watch.

  • Jaws 2 – Shark Fu

    DC ripped batman from sherlock holmes and robin from robin hood, america doesnt have a original thought of its own

  • Milton Dammers

    Rich, Mike & Jay keep pointing out that T2 is – like Aliens – a scene-for-scene remake of the original. You don’t mention though that Cameron pulls the same change from Horror to Action in both films. The Terminator is more menacing and horror based than action based.

  • Jaws 2 – Shark Fu

    give this man a pizza roll

  • Uncle Dan

    By the way, did anyone else see posters or whatever for the San Andreas movie and think it was a GTA adaptation?

  • tOmy`

    Nope. But if I did see it, I would most likely go: “Oh no no no no no no no, fuck no, please, no no n- Oh. OH. Thank god.”

  • Jaws 2 – Shark Fu

    one day in the not too distant future, ppl will look back on captain america and laugh their asses off, men in tights, can only be cool for so long people, my advice is disown that now, before you look a bit silly..

  • tOmy`

    BLACK WIDOW NEEDS HER OWN MOVIE! BOYCOTT MARVEL! WOMEN RIGHTS! WOMEN LEFTS!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    ohhh Batman News will not like this…

  • Jaws 2 – Shark Fu

    pow! biff! bam! crash! to the batmobile robin their dissin us in rlm, holy cow batman whats rlm,

  • tOmy`

    Bet they already called in arms and started rallying in front of Rihanna’s mansion.

  • instant relief

    I just wanna watch some bouncing titty cleavage.

  • tOmy`

    What are you, a male gender of human species? You make me sick, sir.

  • instant relief

    You, sir, are a genius!

  • instant relief

    I WANNA BURY MY FACE IN SOME NICE BOUNCING GAZONGAS!

  • instant relief

    Just send in Mr. Brown to pimpslap dat ho.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    so is Alien, compared to Aliens. that was the point.

  • instant relief

    All that I’m saying is that Alien is the poor man’s Alien. And Alien did for Alien what Alien did for Alien back in the day, ifyouknowhatimsaying.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    how did that happen?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    jaws. we have to talk… i feel like this is going nowhere every time we talk you just delete your account… i need stability. thats why i’m moving back in with Omitted… i’m sorry its not me its you.

  • tOmy`

    Have you tried Disqus Counseling?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    their service Disuqsted me.

  • Pippin

    That makes me wonder what the Swedish artist known as Robyn (who’s performed under that name since at least 1994, and was born as Robin Miriam Carlsson) will do about all this.

  • tOmy`

    Or the Swedish singer.

    Uhm… well, let’s say I have a hangover and pretend I didn’t just write that…

  • Sully

    I can’t be sure. Nothing this miraculous has happened since Mary shat out ‘ol baby J.C.

  • capitandelespacio

    FFS, stop feeding us with this pig lard! Where is the Ishtar commentary track, you midwesterns hecks?!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i think you might have a slight misinterpretation of the gynaecological facts of human reproduction…

  • Sully

    How else could one explain a result such as Christianity?

  • NotRickBerman

    They were 3 guys, who had just watched Ishtar, looking to break into the movie commentary business…

  • NotRickBerman

    I know that feel.

  • Uncle Dan

    … Encino Man?

  • NotRickBerman

    This must mean I’m Disqusting/But that’s just me, I’m just obscene!

  • Palpatine

    Now that I’ve listened to the Halloween and Terminator commentary, I’m gonna listen to the Alien commentary. I’m really lovin’ these commentaries.

  • capitandelespacio

    These men are pawns…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    tru dat.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    https://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY

    this is your fault NotRick….

  • Pippin

    I wish this gun was mounted.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    The U.S Navy got a restraining order on Cher after she mounted a gun….

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Coincidentally, Batman pimpslapping Robin (Robyn?) is a meme.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    a ‘pimp slap’ is backhanded, the meme is clearly a ‘bitch slap’ using an open palm.
    https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQnqgYnHJy2oc1-32zuBFCgMLfeIfyOOgqCDR9U4Q8igCvTefrK

  • omitted

    You’re welcum.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I stand corrected.

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • Palpatine

    Not even on the barbie?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    most prawns are eaten raw. we are not total savages. wait dont you cook yours do you? Paul Hogan was just joking! it makes the Mercury way more toxic if you cook them.

  • Palpatine

    I’m more of a calamari guy myself.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i like Admiral Ackbar’s Cereal.

    https://youtu.be/oQljzQ_FpUE

  • Palpatine

    I used to have fried Mon Calamari all the time when I was Emperor. No wonder Admiral Ackbar wanted me dead.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i bet you’re missing all that unlimited power now.

  • Palpatine

    I sure do. I had a giant palace on Coruscant, thousands of servants, a palace retreat on Naboo, and pretty much anything else you can imagine.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i can imagine quite a bit.

  • Eric Moreland

    I’ll be hack…

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • DanceOfBirther

    They make booze, they have ads and promotions.

  • Like Icare

    Well… I watch all my shit of that sort off the internet so…
    I’ve probably seen it… but I don’t remember it.

    That show had issues…
    Maybe it would have gotten them ironed out by the third season as per custom… But I doubt it.
    Unless they went in a whole new direction… maybe like bodysnatchers with guns.

    Cause, among their main issues, was the fact that terminators had to be BOTH indestructible AND made out paper.
    Whereas terminators should be ALMOST impossible to kill all of the time.

    BUT… since it’s a TV show, and godforbid they have to make a two-part episode – terminators are both indestructible and made out of paper.

    Ergo, I really can’t remember that time when Glauminator killed that guy as it was just another time they killed a terminator like it was a non-event.
    No biggie… Just keep pumping in the bullets…

  • capitandelespacio

    I think you two went a bit too far in some places.

  • Like Icare

    Yeah… They also xnayed all future videos from being filmed on their ships.

    I guess it’s immoral to have women wearing fishnet body-stockings and straddling the big guns on a the big giant murder machine of war.
    Someone might feel offended for being murdered by a machine that was between a woman’s ties. Maybe.
    Or it might make sailors heterosexual instead of repressed homosexuals sailing the seas and looking for an excuse to murder someone with their murder machine of war.

  • Bubs

    So… let’s say you effectively crushed the Rebel Alliance and wiped out every trace of the Jedi in the known Galaxy. You’re now supreme ruler of everything forever.

    Now what? Why did you want to be supreme ruler in the first place? So you could make EVERY day Taco Tuesday?

  • Palpatine

    That’s right.

  • tOmy`

    The burden of space-capitalism.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    There’s a surprise guest-star in Plinkett’s Phantom Commentary. Hint: wears a black robe and has a raspy voice.

  • TapeWormBike: Shitty Road

    That’s the worst one though. Heretic here.

  • Ogrot

    But what about their surprisingly fresh smelling french cousin Armand Hammer?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Having never seen the Phantom Menace, I found it funny. It’s just Plinkett rambling. The one I probably like the least is AvP’s commentary, other movie I refuse to watch.

  • TapeWormBike: Shitty Road

    Jaws, dude, like, stay above the water.

  • TapeWormBike: Shitty Road

    Can we talk about how weird of a movie star Schwarzenegger is?

  • Uncle Dan

    He really does work as the Terminator, but why that catapulted him into 80s action stardom is still a bit of a weird mystery to me.

  • Bahareh Khosravi

    Mike is just channeling Plinkett here! Maybe Rich and him are working on a Plinkett review? of Beverly Hills Chihuahua!?

  • Palpatine

    I’ve listened to that one already.

  • Palpatine

    Hey Mike, here’s some advice for you next commentary. STOP TALKING ABOUT STAR TREK!!! YOU NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRDDDDD!!!

  • Uncle Dan

    I wouldn’t mind a commentary on Star Trek 3. It’d give me a reason to rewatch it.

  • Palpatine
  • Cream-A-Thon

    He’s gotta keep his phone clear for that one call a year he gets.

  • In The Court Of The Evans King

    Isn’t that a bandcamp website? Where’s Rich Evans music album!? Come on, with that voice it’s not too hard.

  • Palpatine
  • Rich Evans…sings the Christmas Hits of Motown

  • LameSame

    The commentary is too quiet for me; my hereing must be going.

  • I bet he watches all those TNG unboxing videos on Youtube.

    #rikerlover

  • Just another guy

    I should not have laughed. I should not have laughed at all. But I did. And much more than I thought possible.

  • My ex wife

    Lies, we all know you had to sit for Braz for days to get that avatar!

  • sepiajack

    A week with multiple RLM content releases is an embarrassment of Riches.

    Rich Evanses that that is.

  • My ex wife

    How did you know of these TNG unboxing videos Nass?
    Looks like Mike isn’t the only nerd around here.

    #betterwiththebeard

  • Samson Delighted

    I’d like to be the douches’ advocate for a moment and point out that Harlan Ellison is a hack and Cameron didn’t “totally rip him off”.

    He sued over the concept of time travelling soldier from an episode of The Outer Limits IIRC something like battle across time, where two solider shift through time to fight each other….that’s it.

    Ellison doesn’t own the right to any time travel concept, but managed to stir up enough shit to force Cameron to settle, because Cameron once mentioned in an interview that he was inspired by an episode of TOL, which Harlan deduced was the episode he created.

    Cameron never admits to getting inspiration from anywhere ever again.

  • My ex wife

    Good idea Jack, the collective noun for Rich Evans, an embarrassment.

  • Like Icare

    It didn’t. He already did both Conans by then.
    While Hercules in New York came out in 1969. He was climbing to that position slowly, for a decade and a half.

    But you only need to watch him in Pumping Iron, which came out in 1977, to see why he made it.
    He is a charming as fuck manipulator who plays psychological games with everyone and lies without a second thought.

    He is also a shrewd businessman and a self-made millionaire which he became BEFORE becoming a star – by 1977 he was a millionaire from his investments in brick-laying, mail order business and real estate.

    His only weakness are apparently Guatemalan maids. Who knew, right?

  • omitted

    prick-laying*

  • Like Icare

    Nope… Your “concept” is bullshit.

    He THREATENED to sue over the fact that Cameron mentioned in an interview and to mutual acquaintances that he “ripped off a couple of Harlan Ellison stories” and “couple of Outer Limits episodes” – and tried to cover it up.
    Segments from those episodes are quite obvious source for the whole “time travelers from the future fighting the final battle in the past”, “humanlike robot” and the “interrogation of the soldier from the future” elements in the Terminator.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwyyJ3D3g1E

    Cameron’s people settled out of court for money AND, much more importantly, CREDITING Ellison in the movie.
    So there it is, in the movie itself, an acknowledgment that “Yup, we took Ellison’s stuff without compensating or accrediting him in any way.”

  • Like Icare
  • Jay Stein

    Don’t forget your colossal spherical Mon Calamari tanks

  • Jay Stein

    The point is, they rhyme, its like poetry…

  • Jay Stein

    Fuck Ry Ry and fuck the rich and powerful

  • Jay Stein

    Never go full Titanic

  • omitted

    ♫ And my heart will go on and on ♪

  • Rolls Canhardly

    Anyone else listen to these commentaries without the movie? I’ve seen the films so many times I know what they’re looking at.

  • Jay Stein

    yes. I like to go to sleep to the sound of HACK-FRAUDS!!

  • Rolls Canhardly

    Get a grip. They’re amusing to listen to. I don’t take their opinions as gospel. You’ve elevated them yourself by the level of your vitriol.

  • RLMkeepitup

    How does one elevate something with vitriol?

  • Rolls Canhardly

    By giving it more anger than is warranted…And why he hell are you here if you think they’re HACK-FRAUDS. I don’t waste my life hanging around the websites of people I hate and have no respect for just so I can post douchey comments.

  • Domo_Returns

    Jay Stein is probably the nicest person here. I think you misunderstood the joke.

  • Rolls Canhardly

    Well if he was being facetious then I apologize, but I don’t really see much of a joke there.

  • Samson Delighted

    It isn’t my “concept” buddy.

    But sure, lets hear solely from Harlan Ellison, someone notorious for frivolous lawsuits, what his thoughts are, and make sure to pipe through some Terminator music so the viewers opinion isn’t tainted at all.

    With your twisted fanboy logic, HG Wells could sue the balls of Ellison, Ya know, if it wasn’t dead and all.

  • Domo_Returns

    Around here, as well as Facebook, twitter, and patreon, we online fans refer to RLM as hack frauds. It’s a weird term of endearment, and a heartfelt way for a group of dudes to say they love RLM without getting super mushy.

  • Uncle Dan

    Yeah we’re all being mushy without overtly being mushy.

    Except for Omitted, but he(?) just wants to stroke Jay’s… beard.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Of course Jay knows where all the tunnels are in Los Angeles.

  • Domo_Returns

    Omitted wants to stroke Jay’s… everything.

  • Uncle Dan

    Isn’t that also the same tunnel used in Men in Black?

  • Uncle Dan

    Ever since he started doing up his hair too, I can totally get why.

  • Uncle Dan

    My only real issue with the Phantom Menace commentary is the long quiet stretch during the credits until the end.

  • instant relief

    Thanks for stealing my joke, asshat.

  • instant relief

    What is it with Ricks?

  • Cream-A-Thon

    It’s possible – LA is listed as a location for both movies. The remake of “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” with Leonard Nimoy also had a scene there if memory serves.

  • Jay Stein

    I love all of the folks at RLM, this site and community brings me more genuine happiness than most things ( I know that sounds sad, well because it is). HACK-FRAUDS is the highest term of endearment one can give here. My aspiration is to be RLM’s CG dude….someday…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    back to the future

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i did.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    thats like saying 911 stole the idea of crashing planes from ‘terror at 10,000 ft’

  • Andrew Thompson.

    at the end of series 2 they time traveled into the future war, that was going to be serise 3.
    i liked the first time they killed a terminator by ambushing it with a massive 50.cal Barret it was dificult and nearly didnt work. but by the time you get to Cromartie’s death Glau is able to do it with deer slugs.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Quincy!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    It isn’t just the fans, don’t they refer to themselves as hack-frauds too?

  • jbob4mall

    I don’t get it?

  • Bubs

    It is my opinion that the studio settled for the same reason everyone settles: They wanted Ellison to go away. This does not mean he was correct.

    He had no more grounds for a case suing over “elements” like a “robot” and “guy from the future”. In this same way, you cannot sue me for ripping off J.R.R. Tolkien if I make a movie with elves and orcs in it. However, If I make a movie where a midget named Freddy and his boyfriend Samwell go off on a magical adventure to deliver a ring to a fiery pit while being stalked by a goblin named Gollun, you probably will have a case.

    ETA: I realized after typing this that it sounds like the gayest porn ever.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    why?

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    You guys are gonna have a tough time outdoing any of Schwarzenegger’s commentaries. You three are entertaining and all, but there’s something magical about hearing that Austrian tell you exactly what is happening on the screen (and nothing else).

  • instant relief

    Maybe he used to be a taxi driver.

  • instant relief

    I was watching some random 9/11 footage.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Excuses for the Movie +5

  • Cynical Optimist

    I wonder if Jay can help me find the tunnel where I killed that hooker.

  • Jay Stein

    yep they do indeed

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Still, I can see how someone new to RLM would be confused at the fanbase “insulting” them for no particular reason.

  • DoobzMcgee

    Rich, you should consider adopting a healthier lifestyle to address your back problem. Nothing but green smoothies and fresh salads. Cut back on the empty carbs.. more protein in the mornings. Eat plenty of fruits on an empty stomach. Consume vast amounts of organic miso soup and SPROUTS! Stretch more. (I like sun salutations.) Very good for your BACK!! Reach for the sky and BREATHE!!

  • Oh no. Everyone knows now.

    *puts gun to head*
    fade to black
    *loud gunshot*

  • Does this mean that Rich Evans is putting T1 to his resume?

  • tOmy`

    Today I have learnt an important lesson: Xtina can be Britney, but Britney can NEVER be Xtina.

    I wonder what you got to say. Post a comment on this webzone and let me know if… this… thing is true.

  • omitted

    I think both of them have made a fool of themselves trying to play the ‘bad girl’. I thought you would be an expert on the subject…

  • Bubs

    Who the fuck are these people? Are they cheerleader friends of yours?

  • Red Skeleton

    It’s the T-800 you hacks! T-800!!

  • Well, he’s also called T-101.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Technical it is a T-800 Endoskeleton under a model 101 organic component. 101 is the Arnie bit, the T-800 is the metal bits.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    who?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    What?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    speak in english please.

  • Wind Tunnel

    Jake loyd vs Edward furlong..

  • Andrew Thompson.

    two men enter, one man has a heart attack and the other steals his wallet to buy more BOOZE!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    where!?

  • Wind Tunnel

    Jake built a protocol droid.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Edward breaks droids.

  • Wind Tunnel

    C-3PO vs.. The Terminator.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Sir, the possibility of successfully surviving a encounter with a Terminator is approximately 3,720 to 1.

  • Wind Tunnel

    Time travel movies are cool.. I wish there was a time travel musical movie.

  • Wind Tunnel

    Never tell me the odds.

  • omitted

    porn-to-call*

  • Wind Tunnel

    Jake built a porn to call droid for his mom? The phantom menace makes more sense now.

  • tOmy`

    “Bring the beat back”?

    Ahahahahha. Haha. Ha.

  • Like Icare

    Do you smoke, buddy?
    If so you should be careful with all that straw you’re peddling around in your strawmen – you might burn your house down.

    Your “concept” is a strawman – no “concept” is mentioned anywhere.
    The case revolves around specific EPISODE(s).
    So you can start by stuffing your “concept” up your ass.

    Your “lawsuit” is a strawman – it never got that far as Hemdale and Orion not only paid out, they’ve put the acknowledgment in the film.
    Which they could have buried in court had they had a leg to stand on. They didn’t.
    So… You can take that and use it to shove your “concept” further up your ass.

    Your “frivolous” is yet another strawman (also, get a dictionary) – a court decides if a lawsuit is “frivolous”, and there are penalties if it is so. They are never in the form of giving the claimant money and credits in a movie.

    When an outside party, such as yourself, throws around a term like “frivolous” – that’s just a case of padding your bullshit claim by using a legalese-sounding term like “frivolous” when all you have on your mind to say is “bullshit”.

    Which you can stuff further up your ass.

    Regarding “lets hear solely from Harlan Ellison” look up “onus probandi” and shove your quasi-argument up your anus.
    We heard from Cameron. He has put his answer IN THE MOVIE.

    Oh… And as for “let’s sue H.G.Welles” – look up “ignoratio elenchi” you ignorant retard, then shove that up your ass along with the dictionary. Maybe it will even take hold faster that way.
    Clearly your brain is not in your skull. Maybe it’s up your ass.

    Having shoved all that up your cornhole, go take a dive up your mother’s cunt. Maybe you’ll desolve back to shit in the process.

  • Like Icare

    Maybe I went too far, in a few places, there.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i totally disagree with your opinion because Harlem is a proven greedy cunt and i dont see the rip off in the videos i have seen.
    But I would fight to the death to protect your right to be express your opinion by being a Arsehole on the internet.

  • tOmy`

    Funnily enough, your first question was my exact reply to that post.

  • Like Icare

    A corporation does not settle to have “Ellison go away” by giving him credits.

    You settle for money and you sign a contract not to talk about it ever again – or they will sue you.

    Instead, they paid up, gave Ellison credits in the movie and then they shut the hell up about while he freely talked about the case whenever he was asked about it.
    Had they had a leg to stand on, they would have told him to “go ahead… sue us”. Or at the very least, they would have stipulated the settlement with a very strict NDA.

    And Ellison had evidence and witnesses of Cameron mentioning him by name.

    Ellison is a flawed human being. A very loud flawed human being.
    He sued the people behind that Justin Timberlake movie where everyone is forever young and has that green thing in their arms telling them when they will die – and he retracted the suit when he saw the movie.
    Which does sound kinda like “Repent Harlequin” – until you see the movie.

    But on the other hand… when he’s right, he’s right.

    On a side note…

    “In Time” got recommended to me by a guy who described it as “They use time for money. This guy gives Timberlake all his time. Then he buys a Jaguar! Awesome!”

  • Andrew Thompson.

    dude it never went to court, so everything you claim you read is not even hearsay its flat out rumor.
    and you seem to only be quoting Harlan. James Cameron made his opinion known too. but he wasnt a massive gaping fucking dick hole about it.

  • tOmy`

    I am just gonna leave it here: T2 > T1 > T3 > T4

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Fuck you!
    its T-1-2-4-3.
    you really are a 18 year old cheerleader.

  • tOmy`

    Same as I like Aliens more, I just enjoy T2 more. It does feature one of my most favorite chase scenes ever after all. Also, T2 was the first Terminator movie I seen; I was really young and kept re-watching it since then.

    The only reason T3 is beating T4 is simply because I find them both pretty fucking awful, but T3 is at least laughably bad, T4 is just snoozefest for me.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    T3 didnt have A-10 Warthogs.
    https://youtu.be/eT9k7mGze4I

    i stand by my fuck you.

  • tOmy`

    Oh my Gawd, this scene is so exciting I absolutely forgot that it’s in the moopie. I think I do recall two things about it:

    1) My expression of utter confusion, boredom and disbelief
    2) Those… like wheelie things… robots… something

  • Andrew Thompson.

    wait sorry. i dont think its a good movie just better than T3, with waaaay beter action.
    although in T3’s defence i agree with Jay nuking the wold at the end was Ballsy. shame about the rest of it.

  • tOmy`

    “Don’t just be sorry, THINK for one fucking second!”

    Ahahaha – honestly, that is the best thing to ever come out of Terminator 4. If it was up to me, the whole movie should be Bale losing his shit and insulting crewmembers. Ironically, that would be the only salvation for the Terminator franchise.

    BA-DUM-TS.

    However, I did see T3 and T4 only once, so my opinion could be different these days, but I just don’t wanna sit through 2 hours of non-intended-comedy followed by unfortunately-intended-movie.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    saw them once?… your opinion is meaningless. sorry i love you tOmy but seriously?!

  • tOmy`

    I am not the kind of person torturing myself by watching something I did not enjoy the first time around. Believe it or not, but these 4 hours could be spent by playing a game I love or watching a TV show I care about. Or seeing the first two movies.

    How many times would you see Garden State?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTihsJQHt48

    just for that T4 is greater then T1&T2.

  • tOmy`

    This whole rant give our gaming community so many references and inside jokes, it is almost impossible to comprehend.

    Till this very day, some of the players still have binded quotes from it to be used in game. Especially “Aaaahtadatada” and “Fucking amateurs.”

    Not sure why this rant was such a “big deal” for us, but it really does include a lot of priceless moments.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    the literal answer for me is Zero. thats why i dont make jokes about garden shite.
    sorry, again. but you cant have an opinion beyond “I didnt like it.” because thats all you know.

  • instant relief

    Let’s masturbate to some 90s music videos.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Watching The Thing on SBS2.
    and i was thinking…. what should be the next RLM cometary track….
    my top picks
    The original Mad Max Trilogy. (Australian DUB!!!)
    The Thing(1982)
    EVIL DEAD!!!!
    Preditor
    Blade Runner?…

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Some people started disliking Bale after that rant.For me he only moved up my favorite actors list lol.

  • tOmy`

    I think I can watch a movie once and then say: It is laughably bad or boring. I don’t think I need to see a movie 3 times to really make sure it does bore me. Being bored by a movie is pretty much the most common thing to “feel” – I really don’t need to re-watch the movie to analyze the plot, camera work and editing to say: “Yes. I was right the first time. It is boring.”

    I am not sure what are you getting at, but seriously, I think seeing move once does qualify you to be able to have an opinion regarding whether you found the movie “boring” or not, or “laughably” bad or just bad. I am not arguing about some time-travel plot bullshit, nor am I trying to pinpoint what was wrong with the visuals of it (as I frankly don’t recall them). Just… boring.

  • instant relief

    First they should do a commentary track on the commentary track for Terminator.

  • tOmy`

    Exactly. When you lose your shit on stage, it better be good, funny and memorable. This really is 3 out of 3.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    There is this saying that ‘you haven’t seen a movie until you seen it twice’. I guess it could be applicable to every movie ever made,even T3&T4.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    OK. if you watched one move after a great day being a cheerleader and the other after your Jock BF dumped you you would develope different opinions.
    did you see them at the same time of the day? the same theaters?
    your opinion is not Science.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    tru dat.

  • Jack and Jill!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    fuck off! it got all the mentions that that shit deserved.

  • K.

  • clodhammer

    This commentary was pretty bland. Give us Plinkett you hacks!

  • instant relief

    Time to die!

  • tOmy`

    While I agree to that, I don’t think such cinematic masterpieces as T3 and T4 need to be viewed more times to fully comprehend the philosophy behind them. Maybe I am wrong, but I really don’t see them as more than “sci-fi schlock”. We ain’t talking about Blade Runner, we are talking about a movie with time-traveling robot who robs a grave and shoots out fucking graveyard.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    my point is if you look at T3 its a shit terminator movie and a shit action movie.
    T4 is a shit terminator move
    but a great Mad Max: With Robots.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    sorry i wasnt angry at you but Adam Scamdler.

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • tOmy`

    Gaming question: Is there anyone who played C&C: Tiberium Wars? And if so, did you ever manage to beat the game on hard?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    aliens is 1234.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    T3>T2>T3>T4

  • You’re both wrong. It’s 3-2-3-4-4-2-3.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    there is no C&C game i havent beaten on hard. there is usually an exploit that lets you kill them as they come in waves while you build your army. starve em out is my motto.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i smell vultures!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    42

  • instant relief

    So horny right now.

  • Eric Moreland

    You’re welcome! 8D

  • Eric Moreland

    It is the Simon Necronomicon…it’s supposed to look like a reprint…

  • Samson Delighted

    You remind me of the guy who wrote that “thesis” on RLM’s prequel reviews.

    He’d accuse Stoklasa of doing something, while failing to adequately prove this he actually did it himself much more so.

    I don’t think you care about rational discussion though because you’re an edgy edgemaster, you just state your opinions without a care because thats just who you are (also known as a cunt).

    Go google more “tips for winning an argument while being wrong”. I don’t mind waiting.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I played it for a couple of hours.Just can’t get hooked on C&C ever since Red Alert 2.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i liked the alien tripods in C&C Kane: last desperate gasp of relevance.

  • Bubs

    Jurassic Park commentary track would be good. I’m not the biggest fan, but there’s no denying it was a landmark movie for special effects. I feel like they would have some interesting stuff to say about it. And it could be timely because Jurassic Park 7 is coming out in theaters soon.

  • Bubs

    I’m sure Ellison had all kinds of evidence, most people don’t try to go to court without it. However, evidence is worthless until it arrives in court, which it never did. My only point was that a settlement is not proof of anything, and to claim otherwise makes you sound silly. As to your first line, yes it does. If it costs X dollars and one line at the end of the credits to make him shut up and fuck off, they’ll do it. It’s better than the Y% chance he’ll win in court and end up with 50% of the profits from the film. This ain’t rocket math.

  • Yes. One of my personal favorites. I did manage to beat it on hard. Stuck on the last NOD mission? That was the hardest level. Tower…something something mission? In Italy, above Rome?

  • TheManHole

    Beat all three campaign on easy medium and hard because who needs retroactive achievements that unlock once the higher tier is unlocked hue hue hue hue…

  • instant relief

    And the worst part is, i didn’t even get any upvotes. But you got rewarded for plagiarism, you magnificent bastard!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJXKVOxqkWM

  • tOmy`

    RLM song update: No, I did not start yet, because Win 8 sound mixer won’t allow me to fucking use sound input as a sound output at the same time – therefore the option of playing a video while feeding the sound directly into Virtual DJ does not work anymore. Thanks, Gates.

    At the same time, I would like to note that sound mixer on Windows 8 is the most horrific thing since I don’t know what.

  • TheManHole

    At least it can’t be any worst then the phantom vista… ohhhh

  • tOmy`

    I tried it like two years ago as far as I remember. I think the biggest stuck moment for me was NOD defending the crashed UFO (typical issue with time-based missions).

  • tOmy`

    I never liked Generals too much (but I did finish them twice, including expansion). Tiberium Wars has a nice mix of all the good shit from Tiberian Sun with the added Generals interface. I was pleasantly surprised by that game to be honest.

  • TheManHole

    I had to look up if this was really the seventh movie… :S

  • Arent you talking about Tiberoum Twilight?

  • Dont remember that one. Watch a letsplay maybe?

  • tOmy`

    Well, I am currently replaying it and already getting trashed somewhere mid game ^^

    Back then, I finished the game on medium and then instantly played it on hard, but this time around, I don’t remember the missions very well, so it is constant restarting (because I am too lazy to save for some reason).

  • TheManHole

    No for the 360 C&C 3 had achievements one of the first games for the 360 horrible list 0/10 would not recommend

  • No prob(and you re right to be angry imo), i just wasnt sure how to address this comment(i can never really tell since i m not “english”. But in all “seriousness” it could be fun to have their commentary track on such an horrible film.. on the other hand it would probaly be difficult to get any commentary if they were watching that turd with the palms of their hands on their faces all along.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i skipped high school to see Jurassic Park on the day it came out.
    best time to see a movie is 11am Thursday. that way you dont have to share theaters with dicks.

  • tOmy`

    Man, I would go into details but I am so fucking frustrated right now I can’t even… Fuck.

    All I fucking want is to record 2 seconds from a video and it already took me 2 hours to fucking around with settings that used to work by one click and I made literally next to none progress.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    wait!? WHAT!? console versions are not the real game. they are cut down SHIT!
    FUCK EVERY SINGLE VERSION OF Command and Conquer NOT ON PC!!!

  • Palpatine

    So it was 16 and 10 years ago today that Star Wars Episode I and Star Wars Episode III were released. Okay, it was technically May 19th, but still, it’s hard to believe those films are 16 and 10 years old respectively.

  • tOmy`

    IT’S WORKING! IT’S WORKING!

  • tOmy`

    It helps to further illustrate the point that they cannot be undone.

  • Palpatine

    They have not aged well. Unlike The Empire Strikes Back, which will be celebrating it’s 35th anniversary tomorrow.

  • tOmy`

    Call it Empire or bust.

  • tOmy`

    Ladies and gentlemen, I present you the path to the files you recorded via Windows Sound Recorder:

    Appdata
    Local
    Packages
    Microsoft.WindowsSoundRecorder_
    LocalState
    Indexed
    SoundRecordings

    Getting to Narnia would be easier.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    thats why i use Fraud.com to Hack all my TruDat.

  • Andy James

    Isn’t the correct plural usage “Riches Evans”?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i was born a few weeks before the Star Wars release. 1977 bitches!

  • Andy James

    It was his turn as Handsome Stranger in The Villain that catapulted his career.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    AIDSbola?

  • instant relief

    They had such potential and got ruined by those yesmen surrounding Jorgé.

  • Alex

    Nah, Adam Sandler is cooking.

  • Alex

    or Hank Pim(p)

  • Alex

    Arnold in Rio should be a constant extra on all (his) DVDs

  • fred

    welcome to microsoft…where everything sucks now.

  • Alex
  • Alex

    Like Ucare

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    try looking in the mirror

  • Alex

    I think Rocky IV features that tunnel too…
    If those walls could talk they’d have some amazing stories to tell.

  • Alex

    I only see tears.
    Tears and ballsacks.

  • Alex

    Tell me those are just emoticons gone wrong…

  • Alex

    Amateur….you’d even believe that Fast7 is part of a franchise.

  • Alex

    I think you’re confusing C&C with cocaine.

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    come with me if you wanna live, made sense in the context of the nightclub, because kyle had been stalking her for quite some time, and waited til the right oppurtunity to shoot the teriminator, it slowly rises, and he says the line… it doesnt make sense when you pull up in a bus, and youre a girl… girls dont get to say shit like that, girls get chased by the terminator, and run and scream and cry, and then at the end, they get to maybe kill the terminator, see when you flip a bus on a bridge, that is the equivilent of jumping the shark.. come with me if you wanna live.. yup im no longer a normal woman, im now a superwoman, and so all tension …is gone, theres the kiss of death for your movie arnie.. ya shoulda quite while you were ahead, that is before terminator 3 rise of the lameness … and if you find your self going face first into a helicopter you have just made a parody, maybe thats what it will be, terminator genigoose.. the comedy

  • NotRickBerman

    tl;dr version: James Cameron’s entire idea is ruined by a horrible gap in logic that has nothing to do with any time travel paradox.

    What I think was most lacking was the fact that they ignored the most obvious gap in logic of the whole series – which was created by James Cameron himself.

    40 some seconds into the movie James Cameron adds a title card that tells audiences that the war had been raging between man and machines “for decades.”

    Whaaaaat?

    The future setting is 45 years in the future compared to the main setting for the movie. This means in 45 years the machines had to:

    – Come into existence as AI which would form the basis of Skynet.
    – Begin the nuclear assault against humanity.
    – Develop and build the war machines (air drones/laser tanks) after converting tools for resource extraction, processing, refining, and manufacturing into completely automatable processes.
    – Develop Cyborg technology.
    – Develop time travel to allow the causal loop to take place.

    45 years from the time of the film’s main setting.

    But wait! There’s more!

    Judgment Day is given out in expository dialogue in T2 as happening in 1997, meaning that the machines have 13 fewer years to accomplish all of this. Add to this the nuclear exchange that would wipe out 3 billion people would also tend to wipe out materiel and facilities that would be needed by the machines to develop and build the war machines.

    It would also wipe out a substantial part of the power grid, which would likely take almost all of the remaining/functional machine controlled manufacturing plants offline, as well as damage/render useless the raw materials that the machine would again need to build their forces.

    So now we’re left with a timeline (created entirely by Cameron) where we’re supposed to suspend disbelief to believe that in 32 years, machines could:

    – Nuke the planet
    – Rebuild/restore power and communications to remote manufacturing facilities
    – Extract and refine raw materials in sufficient quantity to build their robot army
    – Equip said army with plasma rifles and other weaponry as shown in the movie
    – Develop and manufacture more than 1 generation of cyborg technology
    – Develop time travel and build time travel device.

    All while conducting open warfare against human resistance “for decades”.

    The timeline makes almost as little sense as Jorge’s take on the prequels in relation to the original SW trilogy. Less than a full minute into the film, the title card over the cheap looking effects completely fucks up the entire premise of every one of the films before we get a single line of exposition delivered.

    Normally I would expect Mike to point out this kind of lazy writing, because he’s usually really good at pointing these things out. And while he did point out the transition shot to the garbage truck as being a great way to open the “modern day” portion of the movie, he neglected to mention that the script belonged in the truck with the rest of the trash.

  • NotRickBerman

    Hey! That movie is a celebration of Paul Walker, a man who died following his dreams.

    Which fortunately for him he used to dream every night of being doused in burning gasoline while wrapped around a lamp post.

  • Rolls Canhardly

    Comedy!

  • NotRickBerman

    3-2-3-4, 4-2-3-AND!

  • NotRickBerman

    AND!

  • Congratulations on your 1000th comment!
    Here’s your reward!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLKZtppbm_Q

  • WrongWithYourFace

    IT’S WORKING?! IT’S WORKING?!

  • Palpatine

    Is this the oasis?

  • Palpatine

    *REDACTED*

  • NotRickBerman

    Does this look like an oasis to you?

  • Palpatine

    This just in: Nintendo is having Previously-Recorded pulled from the Internet because they weren’t getting any money from Jack and Rich Evans.

  • Alex

    yeah, who doesn’t want to go out like that

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    that’s such a shame

  • Palpatine

    I was just joking. But here’s the video to explain everything:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3w8ZNYoFEQ

  • NotRickBerman
  • Jaws in Wonderland

    Did you ever own a Nintendo (TM) I didn’t, I just enjoy watching Rich really

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    cough* bullshit, hehem…

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    if you said lesplay id be more interested

  • tOmy`

    Fucking [redacted] and their fucking [redacted] games.

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    jurassic park aka jaws 5 aka not quite as good as jaws ..little kids ruin everything

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    and the razzie for the worst remake ever.. war of the worlds, congratulations speilberg you sellout, you just made another terrible movie

  • Palpatine

    I’m the only who’s looking forward to that movie. Deal with it.

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    t2 syndrome, effects good, kids bad

  • Palpatine

    The first one had kids.

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    that was the problem

  • Palpatine

    Eh, I didn’t mind the kids. They severed their purpose in the story. Hell, if it wasn’t for Lex, the characters might not have been saved at the end.

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    umm no, they sucked, have kids, but either kill em off, or dont take them on the boat with you

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    awww look a dino sneezed on me isnt that cute… no speilberg no it isnt.. now take your smaltzy bullshit and stick it, nobody cares steven.. nobodyyyyyy

  • Palpatine

    The kids serve another purpose. They help with Dr. Grant’s character arc. At first, he doesn’t really like kids. It’s established that him and Dr. Sattler, who likes kids, are in a relationship and are getting ready to seal the deal. The scenes with Grant bonding with the kids helps further his character. The last scene of the movie with them on the helicopter that shows Grant with kids and Ellie smiling at him shows that their ready to be committed to one another. But sadly the third movie threw that out the window.

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    ok.. maybe if they could act, maybe

  • Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiinnng g g g g gggg g gggiiiigitititiyyyy

    *bwaha ahaheu hue*

  • Palpatine

    The brachiosaurs scene is one of the best in the movie!

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    the best scene was the t rex.. at least the kinda almost got to shit ya pants jaws terrirtory.. only.. the fucking kids god damm it steven..

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    lesbian get it cause its funny

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    haha thats a good one though lol

  • Once you know what to do and find an exploit the missions are easy as mr Thompson pointed out.

    Usually fast expansion and a good mix of heavy troops and infantry killing vechilces is good. Get to da tiberium fast! There is one GDI mission that annoyes me. The one where you face three Scrin bases at the same time. I could just as easily smashed my computer to bits than barely cleared it. It recuires heavy forces early on to deal with their longrange air force.

    #pain in the but

  • Who is doing all the comment deleting?
    There is nothing wrong with the sentence “Genesys is the greatest movie ever”. Well there is but I get the joke.

    Has Disqus been up-anting the Gestapo?
    What is going on around here anyway? Manholes, rapsongs, BatmanNews-folk and strange deletions?

    #unfriended

  • Palpatine

    I have no clue why he keeps getting deleted.

  • Oh must have been the same guy that posted a lez joke. I dont remeber names. I just click things and press keyboard.

  • Palpatine

    Jaws’ account has been deleted more times than I can count.

  • Pippin

    Manholes? We do not speak openly of such things.

  • Yes Jaws. That’s the guy. Well he’ll be back.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    An openly manhole is the best kind of manhole.

  • There, redacted it. Thanks.

    #keepitundertheradar

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I hope they were being cool about fire safety with that burning bin on the left.

  • Jay Stein

    I almost like it better

  • Jay Stein

    Damn I feel fucking old

  • Jay Stein

    I was born 7 years 4months two weeks and 3 minutes, before the original Star Wars came out

  • Palpatine
  • I’ll try to keep up appearances and pretend to be younger than I am so I’ll just say I’m a pre 9/11 baby. Its the new 29!

    *ba ahha heu hue*

  • Could also be the drivers for the motherboard. Those can be a pain in the but and also sometimes MBs dont even support sound recording. They just use a wave mapper so that the mic works buts thats it. Do you have a sound card or do you just use the MB soundsystem?

  • Slow down there gramps. He needs to hold on to the kitchen counter.

  • Oh. Ok. had no idea. I have played the PC games only. Had no idea they existed on other platforms. Must be exausting not using a mouse.

  • Palpatine

    You weren’t here for the Stream-a-thon, were you?

  • tOmy`

    There are things that never stop being funny.

    This will never make me stop feeling like I should cut my wrists.

  • tOmy`

    I managed to make it work just to find out that it doesn’t record MP3s, so I will have to re-record it in another program so I can use it in yet another program.

  • Dawn of The 2 Fast and the 2 Furious: Tokyo Thrift Store 911 part 2of3 Trilogy nr.1 Volume.2 Special Vin Diesel Edition Returns Reboot

    DTTFTTS9112/3T1V2SeVDRR

  • Can’t you convert the mp3?

  • Ehm….. no. *whimper*

  • Poor dog. Today the producers and the buffalo would get sued.

  • Richard William Thomas Evans III? He has a classy name.

  • Trask

    Leonard likes this post.

  • Palpatine

    I thought Leonard was dead.

  • Trask

    He’s not really dead, as long as we remember him.

  • Cream-A-Thon
  • Cream-A-Thon

    The Hole will always be there for you.

  • Palpatine

    Help will be given at the Manhole to those who ask for it.

    #OnlyHarryPotterFansWillGetTheReference

  • Domo_Returns

    I kinda wish Jaws would follow my account each time before getting deleted.

    I’d have 40+ followers by the end of the month.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    You’re a wizard, Sheev!

  • Andy James

    I want an Arnold commentary track on Pumping Iron.

  • That Guy

    As an actual Brony I can say we did NOT come from the James Cameron Avatar fad…that movie insulted our sensibilities.

  • NotRickBerman

    If you had any sensibilities, you wouldn’t be a Brony.

  • That Guy

    Fuck you Rick Berman, you ruined this too!

  • NotRickBerman

    It was a dry heat.

    I’m sorry. The government is taxing jokes at a much higher rate this year…

  • Fuck nachos, I want Tacos. And bowel movements… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDBfnYuED9Q

  • Palpatine

    Do you like putting your dick in fat Mexican ladies taco’s?

  • Cream-A-Thon
  • I prefer eating them. https://youtu.be/K5J6PMTuMaY

  • The Summer of George

    Now make: “Rich Evan’s reads 1001 Kids Jokes as The Terminator”.

  • Thanatos2k

    Shouldn’t it be “Ow, my groin”?

  • Alex

    it would probably look like this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjvSGSPAcPs

  • Thanatos2k

    He was all over it in the last Half in the Bag. I think he’s getting lonely and just wants to discuss Star Trek with people, but everyone else walks off whenever he tries.

  • Thanatos2k

    So shit sandwiches and all the money goes to David Spade somehow?

  • Thanatos2k

    The frog!?

  • Thanatos2k

    You think Anakin built some secret weapon into C-3PO and he’s just never found out how to activate it?

  • Thanatos2k

    You forgot to include T0, or T1.5, or T1-2, or wherever the fuck Genysis falls in there

  • Palpatine

    I’m surprised that the gang didn’t mention the other actors who considered for the role of the Terminator during the commentary. They mentioned Lance Henrickson, but they didn’t mention that OJ Simpson was one of those also considered for the role.

  • Thanatos2k

    Honestly, they should have known that Nintendo fucks Youtubers over and stayed away from their games. Fuck Nintendo.

  • Michael Collins

    They did mention OJ, can’t remember at what time, but I remember hearing his name mentioned..

  • My ex wife

    Knock it off Berman.

  • NotRickBerman

    OJ was mentioned later on in the track. Maybe around the 1 hour 10 or 15 mark.

    To be honest, I wish Lance Henricksen had been the character to carry over from T1 to T2. His role as the detective was comedy relief done properly, unlike the doctor who was just irritating and took me out of all 3 movies he was in.

  • NotRickBerman

    Rich Evans Reads 1001 Kids Jokes TO the Terminator.

  • Palpatine

    Every time I watch the first movie, I always forget he’s in the film.

  • NotRickBerman

    too soon, Palpy, too soon.

  • Jay Stein

    I don’t care about revealing my age, nobody gives two fucks anyway…

  • My ex wife

    So I just learnt that there was an American dub for Mad Max.

    What the fuck!?

  • Jay Stein

    He’s so sleazy, I think he’s great esp in the first film, his creepiness adds a lot to the film

  • NotRickBerman

    The Doctor, or Lance Henricksen?

    Actually, I forgot about Henricksen being the detective character until I recently rewatched the movie. Which is odd considering how entertaining his character is. The cops provided some of the best bits in the film.

    I will give the RLM crew credit for talking about how some of the actors in the film series never really got their due. Robert Patrick should have been huge after T2. He played a cold villain so well, and I loved him as Johnny Cash’s father in Walk The Line.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    One thing I did not know, and that I learned thanks to this commentary, is that Edward Furlong was dubbed-over during post (now that I know it, seems pretty obvious). So… who did Cameron hire for the work? Yeardley Smith or Nancy Cartwright?

  • Jay Stein

    Shalom!

  • My ex wife

    It’s getting out of control too, Jay has more lift on his bouffant than a three wheeling 1990s lowrider.

  • My ex wife

    That is awesome.

  • Jay Stein

    I didn’t know he was dubbed….

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I think both Robert Patriick and Lance Henriksen are limited to being character actors, they could never be conventional leading men.

    Lance Henriksen was pretty awesome in MillenniuM.

    And Robert Patrick was one of the few good things out of those terrible final couple of seasons of The X-Files (the scripts were dumb most of the time, and his character was flat, but Robert Patrick gave his 100% to make it work, unlike Duchovny). Patrick has also done good on tv and movies over the past decade.

    Michael Biehn should’ve been in more stuff. I wonder if in his case it was his fight with alcoholism that prevented him from getting bigger. I saw an interview where he hinted as much.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I liked it when Rich tells some story about a cancelled tv pilot where OJ slits the throat of someone, that was filmed the same weekend his wife was murdered, and they cut to some Tiny Toons-like music for a while.

  • NotRickBerman

    The shrink worked in the first film, but the whole mental hospital part in the second film seemed to be in there solely to shoehorn the shrink in there for comic relief. The third film grinds to a complete halt just to stop short of flashing a neon sign on screen saying “Hey! Remember this guy? He didn’t believe in Terminators! What an asshole!”

    To be honest, Henricksen’s detective was far more entertaining, especially the banter between him and Paul Winfield’s character.

  • NotRickBerman

    I agree that Biehn dropped too far off the map and should have been bigger than the TV roles he’s been working for years. If Robert Downey Jr. can make a comeback to be THE Marvel franchise star, Biehn should at least be able to get a good support role somewhere other than yet another Alien rehash.

  • The Summer of George

    Spoiler Alert: Rich Evans just ends up “reacting” to the Star Wars teaser again.

  • Jay Stein

    Agreed, I did like him in the second one, but the hospital scenes work me the wrong way. Mainly because my Mom was like Sarah Connor in the second one (for real), no wonder I’m so fucked up. Some of the scenes in T2 actually kind of trigger really tough memories. I didn’t see the third movie

  • Jay Stein

    That’s a bummer I’m a big fan of Michael Biehn

  • NotRickBerman

    I think he had to ADR all his own lines, then they were pitch corrected in post production to cover up his voice changing with puberty

  • Alex

    Thaaat’sright, Jay

  • NotRickBerman

    The third movie is bad enough to be on an episode of BOTW. I agree with Jay in that T4: Salvation is a much better movie than the third.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    they talked about oj and the murder and a shitty tv show he was on.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    the CGI looks worse every year. but the model work on the first three is still some of the best looking stuff ever done.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    there is a line “Once Skynet came on line it began learning at a geometric rate…”
    Skynet in a few weeks would have learnt how to time travel, make lasers and how to make the perfect souffle.
    and one of the few things i liked about T-3 was that it showed the Air Force?(i remember blue uniforms) had already built a automated Hunter Killer production line deep in the base that was designed to survive a nuclear war.
    i reckon within 6 months Skynet would have been producing enough new units to start the genocide of the surviving humans.
    you can explain anything if you have enough expository dialogue.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    americans dont like things that are different.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i would love to see a George Miller Terminator, but i worry that for realism he would build a working terminator, that would go rogue and kill us all.

  • Palpatine

    If George Miller directed The Terminator, Mel Gibson would play the title role, no question.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    He’d make the Terminator a woman and the world would collectively punch itself in the taint.

  • Broiling Point
  • Hank_Henshaw

    Rise of the Machines is super lazy, and tries to be a comedy, but it does have a neat ending, and the chase scene is entertaining. I hate Salvation more because they finally make what fans had been asking for, a Future War movie, but visually it is nothing like the Future War scenes presented in the previous movies. Plus, the cast was bad (I blame McG for that).

  • instant relief

    Your levels of fail are beyond measurement. I’m sorry, but you gotta leave now. Company policy, sir.

  • Daron

    “It would take off on its own, and re-design itself at an ever increasing rate.” Stephen Hawking on AI. “”Humans, who are limited by slow biological evolution, couldn’t compete.” Like a butterfly emerging from a cocoon, SkyNet’s initial rise after showering the world with nukes would be cumbersome as it would be burdened with technology built for humans, but then would quickly shed those inefficiencies and become far more productive as it reprograms and retools everything to cater to itself.

    Within several years, it could have a neural system of nanobots to accomplish much of the construction and building needed. Remember, SkyNet doesn’t need breathable air, space, food, water, building codes… whatever building or factory needed would resemble a massive insect hive, or an alien structure growing out of the ground more than it would a recognizable human structure.

    That was one of my many problems with Salvation, is when Sam Worthington sits down at a computer console at SkyNet – why would there be a computer console with a UI built for humans? Why would there be an assembly line for T-800s that resembles your normal everyday machine factory?

  • Wind Tunnel

    Haha!! Cheers!

  • Bubs

    So I just got done watching Mad Max 7: Fast And Furious. It’s a nearly flawless masterpiece of flawlessness from start to finish. However, there are two moments in that movie that are just mind-boggling. First is the intro, which is just so jarring and so out-of-place and really completely fails to set the tone for the rest of the movie. It’s shot like it was guest directed by Sam Raimi (I’m referring to where Max is being chased down a watery hallway by albinos).

    **SPOILERS**

    The second, and which may be only present in the 3d version (which I saw) comes when Nux sacrifices himself to save everyone by flipping his big rig. The crash is in slow motion, and you really feel the weight of everything; the collision and his decision. However, there is a gratuitous and LONG 3d shot where they do one of those “IT’S COMING RIGHT AT YOU IN 3D” shots, where there is an extreme closeup on a guitar and a driver’s wheel. I literally wanted to punch the movie in the face, despite greatly enjoying it up to that point. It was so jarring, and reeked of Producer intervention. Fuck that 15 seconds of movie.

    **END SPOILERS**

    Otherwise it was great. Everyone should see it.

  • Palpatine

    Since everyone’s saying it’s so good, I mine as well go to the Pirate Bay theater and torrent watch it.

  • Bubs

    If I had to give a caveat it’s this: It’s just a movie. It’s just good old fun. There’s not much else to it. Is this even a caveat? I don’t know, people always seem to expect movies to be an “experience” these days.

  • Palpatine

    Will you want to throw me down a mineshaft if I say I’m excited for Jurassic World? Because I am.

  • Bubs

    You should be ashamed. I’m more excited for a bowel movement than I am for that movie. I’m expecting it to re-define bad.

  • Palpatine

    I’m not expecting it to be a wonderful masterpiece like the first one, I think it’s just gonna be another summer blockbuster which’ll make a shit-ton of money and most likely get mixed reviews, just like every other summer blockbuster. I can’t explain my excitement for it. I think it’s just the fact there’s a new Jurassic Park film and it’s actually taking place at Jurassic Park, or rather Jurassic World, and not some boring island with abandoned buildings.

  • Bubs

    I think that’s fair. The raptor team friends makes it difficult for me to take seriously, and it seems like it wants to be taken seriously. Maybe I’ll be pleasantly surprised?

  • Palpatine

    Yeah that whole raptor squad thing bothers me as well. Hopefully the worst that’ll do is give the movie a laughably bad moment. I just hope the rest of the film isn’t filled with laughably bad moments or even painfully bad moments. I really want this one to be good.

  • Bubs

    Only if he got to terminate the Jews. ZING!

  • Palpatine

    Wow, I did Nazi see that joke coming. Anne Frankly, it wasn’t very funny.

  • omitted

    Strawberry rhubarb Prabs or bust!

  • Palpatine
  • Buk Pravon

    I think you are right about this 3D shot thing and the reason why it is in the film.

    It reminded me of the end (and some other parts) of “Captain Eo”… which is still the best 3D-movie I ever saw… what says a lot about 3D-movies. -.-

  • omitted

    Oh yeah, you work those hips Chris!
    *watches the whole video*
    Oh my gawd, is he always this excited about everything? After five minutes of this I would be like “Shut up and let me blow you.”

  • Palpatine

    Will you be disappointed if he hooks up with Bryce Dallas Howard at the end?

  • omitted

    Considering that it’s a Hollywood blockbuster I think that outcum is a given. I can always imagine myself in her place though…

  • Palpatine

    How this for an ending; Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard randomly run into Mike, Jay, and Rich Evans while running from the Indominus Rex. Chris and Jay stare into each other’s eyes and realize their meant to be. The two start to make out passionately. Bryce Howard gets pissed and leaves on the helicopter with the two kids, Mike just watches them make-out while drinking beer, and Rich Evans cackles at all the chaos going on around them. The Indominus Rex then gets killed by T-Rex in the background, but everyone’s attention is one on Chris and Jay. The End.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I think it was all reich.

  • omitted

    That scenario is so fucked up that I would probably first laugh my ass off, then get incredibly turned on and finally die from jealousy.

  • Red Skeleton

    cool

  • Red Skeleton

    Ah, I see.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Bravo.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    *see

    Get your shit together, old man!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Since I watched it in 2D that guitar coming at your face was a laugh out loud moment.

  • tOmy`

    I think that would be the perfect scenario as male cripplets would bitch about Terminator being a woman, thus setting a stage for even bigger feminization of Hollywood, and women cripplets would bitch about Terminator being a woman, furthermore proving that patriarchy just view women as machines.

    That’s like when you have bunch of brainwashed anarchists blocking neo-nazi rally. You cannot help yourself and think: “Yea, guys! Get some!”

  • tOmy`

    [a random comment to make the Mad Max spoiler section disappear below]

  • tOmy`

    Yes. This.

  • Red Skeleton

    Having read up a little on the whole T-800 vs (T-)101 bit it sounds like a contradiction that’s come up between / amongst the films and bits about the 800 referring to the skeleton and 101 referring to the “skin” are something of a Lucasian attempt to explain away the contradiction.

  • tOmy`

    I guess the Force told them.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • tOmy`

    *squeals*

  • tOmy`

    Oh, wait, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. I witnessed the latest Most Wanted. I am not sure I want UNDRGRND getting the same treatment.

    And I am fairly sure it’s gonna have some dumb-down, pussy soundtrack.

  • Welp.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    You’d want nothing less then Get Low being the title track again woudn’t you?

  • tOmy`

    UNDRGRND 1 has the best soundtrack hands down. It’s perfection.

    There is no better feeling than riding to Rob Zombie or tuning to X-ecutioner’s Body Rock. Porn.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    what about u2? Ridersss on the stormm

  • tOmy`

    That song was the best there I think. I think it also had Moby / Public Enemy and Korn / Xzibit tracks, right?

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    maybe he is following you, in a creepy stalkerish kind of way

  • dollar store cashier wife

    that and 45 other [good] tracks.

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    oh god not rob zombie, i’m getting halloween flashbacks

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    well it cant possibly be any worse than the lost world

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    he was good in the naked gun

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    who doesn’t

  • tOmy`

    I don’t recall many of them. My choices were always U1 and MW.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    MW was golden too.I also have a soft spot for Porsche Unleashed.

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    i think the skin thing comes from somethin about how we could see they werent realistic enough with leather skin, an we easily spotted them, so skynet kept the inner metal skeleton and just evolved the skin tissue. thats when we need dogs to bark at them, dogs eh, mans best friend.

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    bryce dallas howard wasnt she great in those m night shyamalan films*

    *sarcasmisnevernotfunny.com

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    i’ve only seen the first one, and man that movie was dull, d.u.l.l. apparently though im not the only one with that reaction and they say they got better with the latter installments, they must have done for everybody to love them so

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    anyway back on topic, the war of the worlds remake sucked ass, an not just a little bit

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    thats a dam fine joke i like it

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    but dakota fanny was grate in it*

    *screamingkidsarenevernotannoying.com

  • Captain Turbo

    I’ve never seen this film before and it was fun. Did they make a sequel?

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    yup it’s called Commando, he has the same hair cut, and basically kills a lot of dudes and can’t die, and it’s funnier – therefore better than the actual sequel

  • Jaws in Wonderland
  • WrongWithYourFace

    Are you talking about Car Wars: The Porsche Unleashed?

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    imagine though, a rob zombie terminator, we would spend the first 5 hours of the movie with baby termy, and watch him grow, and he sees white horses and his mommy told him to do it, termyhood the movie, not only did it take 12 years to make it took 12 years to watch

  • TapeWormBike: Shitty Road

    Well, this film is an obvious feminist propaganda, but at least the point is to get the chick pregnant.

    #WatergateButAboutVideogamesAndNoNixonInIt

  • TapeWormBike: Shitty Road

    I guess you’re Reich about that

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    so basically what youre saying is we should all just burn our bras

  • TapeWormBike: Shitty Road

    Yes, but only because I love the smell.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Not to mention the high!

  • NotRickBerman

    Granted, Skynet doesn’t need human conditions to thrive, but the level of nuclear destruction that would wipe out 3 billion people (just over half of the world population) would wipe out virtually everything Skynet would need for the “rise of the machines.” It’s not just the burden of having to deal with tech designed for humans, it’s that the conditions it would require to thrive wouldn’t be easy to come by.

    Stockpiles of raw materials, strategic refineries, and manufacturing facilities would be primary military targets for nuclear strikes. Power and communications grids that Skynet would need to co-ordinate rebuild efforts would be smashed. EMPs from the nuclear blasts, and the effects of radiation would not be good for Skynet’s physical components.

    The problem isn’t IF Skynet could get to the 2029 version of itself, but that it couldn’t do it in that compressed a time frame. Nanobots or not, it takes time to source, mine, transport, refine, and build up materiel reserves to make it possible to move forward with manufacture.

    In Sun Tzu’s “The Art of War” there’s a line that goes along the lines of “One may know how to win without actually being able to do it” that would fit nicely.

  • My ex wife

    Well I suppose it is understandable given that Mad Max is such a dialogue heavy film, it might be difficult to follow without broad americanised english to help.

    http://m.memegen.com/op3crt.jpg

  • My ex wife

    Plus it feel so liberating not having to wear one.

  • Daron

    Skynet is located in a heavily armored and reinforced base built deep under the Cheyenne mountain, capable of withstanding a direct nuclear attack. Also, do you claim to be an expert on AI? Skynet’s growth potential is effectively limitless. I think you’re still equating Skynet’s growth as if it wasn’t a 24/7 operation ran by a supremely intelligent singular machine being bent on taking over the world and destroyung the human race. The last time an army was bent on eradicating a race of humans, they moved pretty frighteningly fast too.

  • NotRickBerman

    Skynet obviously learned nothing about tactics if the design of the machines is to be believed. Shit, anyone who has even a casual knowledge of the battle of Stalingrad would know that the way the machines are operating in what is essentially urban warfare conditions is so tactically inept as to be laughable.

    The “future war” scenes in T1 and T2 have the machines operating in the least efficient way to eradicate guerilla fighters – heavy, cumbersome tank treaded vehicles wander slowly in loose formation shooting from slow, high mounted gun turrets down on fast moving targets that have tons of natural cover provided by the terrain. Humans have a distinct advantage of being far more mobile and nimble and have enormous blind spots that they can take advantage of to set explosive charges off at close range to cripple or destroy these vehicles.

    Here’s how a fully logical system should have approached it:

    1. Those heavy tracked vehicles should be equipped with nothing but armor and enormous bulldozer style blades and run in giant lines several miles wide (think 25-50 mile wide stretches) to bulldoze everything flat. The debris fields provide ample cover for human fighters and their booby traps as well as make it easy to conceal the entrances to their underground bases/shelters.

    Clearing those piles of debris and exposing enemy positions makes more sense than taking pot shots from high mounted gun turrets that are limited in effectiveness by all the cover. If you want to give those track vehicles any weapons, have them fire a shit ton of cluster bombs out ahead of them to break up rubble and make it easier to move.

    2. Follow the tracked vehicles with smaller units that have ground penetrating radar to uncover the underground locations and relay them to the clean up wave of T100 ground troops. These troops would come in tightly packed formations, and would not be shiny, silver, and with red glowing eyes. Not that it really matters, but you would want to keep stealth against the humans so as not to tip off any sentries who could spot the whole operation coming with a simple pair of binoculars.

    3. Use the air drones as eyes and ears for the operation, and to provide air support for the T100 ground troops. Or use them as diversionary elements to draw attention away from other forms of attack. In fact, they should be used in much the same way that the armies under Ghengis Khan operated, create confusion and disarray while striking at targets and exposing positions.

    4. Develop a basic naval perimeter to prevent escape out to open water. As the bulldozers push survivors toward the shores, the coastal forces provide a pincer movement and eliminate most if not all of what escapes ground forces.

    In other words do what they did in World War Z – start on one side of a continent and push to the other side in a giant sweep.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    From Francis Ford Coppola, director of The Godfather and The Godfather II.
    George Lucas, creator of Star Wars and Indiana Jones.
    And Michael Jackson, biggest pop star in history.
    Captain EO. Coming to Epcot summer 1986!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    If it is better than TLW and JP3, I’ll consider it a win.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I’m 95% sure the raptor squad is nothing but a trick. People will go in thinking the raptors will be “friend to a all children”, but that wont be the case. In the more recent tv spots they are already ruining the twist showing the raptors attacking Bryce Dallas Howard. The raptors are the main villains of the franchise, can’t go all Terminator 2 (and on) here.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    She was good in The Help.

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    she’s gonna need all the help she can get if she keeps signing up with shamalon

  • Ehm.. *oohh geesh* *pulls collar*

  • Ass to mouth resuscitation? Why thank you…

  • Rich Evans violently gunned down all the people in his grandmothers house.

    #FACT!

  • NotRickBerman

    You don’t need to be an expert on AI, just think about the logistics of the manufacturing process.

    You mentioned the rapidity of the last time an army was bent on taking over the world. Yes, that army moved very rapidly (and didn’t really meet all that much resistance in the beginning, especially from a very confused Russian high command), but ultimately, it still needed STUFF. They needed raw materials to forge into the weapons of war. Stuff needed to be mined, refined, and processed into tanks and guns and bombs.

    And guess what? AT times, BOTH sides of the conflict ran out of stuff. In WWII, countries who could manufacture 35000 shells a month were lobbing a couple hundred thousand of them per day, and conflicts that would start off as raging torrents of shells would steady down to a slow smolder after a day or two to trench battles. The materials needed to replace the bombs and bullets needs to come from somewhere. And when the world’s infrastructure is bombed into the dirt, it makes getting those materials much harder to get.

    To build those giant tracked vehicles, you need material to build each component that goes into it. Each of those components needs a machine that builds them, and those machines themselves require resources to be built, including other machines to build them, and so on. Let’s also not forget that a lot of what goes into technological components isn’t stuff that would necessarily be available locally to Skynet.

    So to follow your logic, Skynet can grow infinitely rapidly because it will have everything it needs at hand right away in limitless supply because Skynet. My argument is that Skynet simply won’t have enough stuff to get up and running to get to the point of where it’s depicted in 2029 because the initial hurdles of acquiring enough stuff and getting a stable enough power grid going to sustain a colossal manufacturing endeavor would hamper extreme rapid growth while also conducting active warfare against a worldwide enemy.

    I’m not saying that Skynet as an entity couldn’t grow, but where the fuck is it getting everything to build all of those 5 story tall tracked vehicles with the gun turrets? Are you telling me that Skynet built those before the nuclear strikes and just kept them laying around “just in case”? Or are we supposed to believe that the Cheyenne facility capable of holding not only the mainframe, but also hundreds/thousands of tons of raw materials that would be needed to manufacture the machines we see in the future war segments? Again, just in case?

    Remember, according to Cameron’s own writing, the processor that would become Skynet is developed in 1994. It took 3 years to turn stealth bombers into unmanned drones using Cyberdyne computers. It still wasn’t until 1997 that Skynet would have the ability to give orders, and it became self-aware in 25 days after going online, which makes the theory of “Well, it already had underground manufacturing available to it” a straw man argument. Yes, Skynet would have plants that could run 24/7, but it would also run out of materials to build with which would stall its progress because it would not have had the ability to stockpile for war efforts beforehand. It simply had no need to.

    Skynet could absolutely grow into an eventual conqueror of humanity, that was not the argument. The argument is how much suspension of disbelief do you need to swallow that we went from the world and technology level of T2 to the world as depicted in 2029 in 32 years? It’s the timeframe of the title card that doesn’t make sense. Had Cameron not included the card, and then gone on to compound it by compressing the timeline even more through exposition it could be overlooked as just another causality loop time travel story.

  • tOmy`

    It is just mindblowing how many people think that me being a translator somehow means I rawk in English grammar.

    “I need you to check my Bachelor thesis.”
    “Dude… give it to someone who is a professional.”
    “But you are a translator, right?”
    “Yea, but I am translating from English to Czech. For dubbing.”
    “So? I trust you.”

  • Palpatine

    Do you speak English?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    For dubbing? You devil.

  • Palpatine

    #SubtitlesFTW

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Tru dat.

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    question, what is the most boring movie ever made, answer.. the Da Vinci Code..

  • tOmy`

    Yes. I had English since elementary school and rather badass English teacher during my high school years. After a year he realized my and my friend are speaking rather well and therefore just cracking jokes and making fun of his classes, he used to examine us for the final tests quite often. And by that I mean that, while other students talked about their plans for the summer, we had to talk about something awful. I remember one particular case when he said:

    “Your topic is cold fusion reactor.”
    “But that’s just hypothetical-”
    “You have 10 minutes. Go.”

    But I do love the living shit out of him.

  • tOmy`

    TV is not very big on subtitles, because lot of people use it as a “background noise”.

  • Palpatine

    Deathlist.

  • Bubs

    Took the words right out of my mouth… fingers… keyboard… FUCK IT.

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    never seen it, fuck it must be bad then, cause da vinci is …. honestly, shocked me how dull it was

  • Bubs

    No matter how boring… how dull, or how mundane you think a movie is. Always remind yourself “At least there is a plot.” Deathlist cannot make this claim.

  • tOmy`

    It’s just pure, crystal clear bad.

  • tOmy`

    Especially when the half of the non-existent plot happens on the other end of the telephone line which you don’t hear anyway.

  • NotRickBerman

    Empire by Andy Warhol has to be the all time worst.

    In terms of studio movies, The Black Dahlia might be the most dull I’ve seen.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    “my and my friend are speaking rather well” +1

    Really, though I’m kinda the same. English was always my strongest subject and the classes felt kind of obsolete. So it was just me and my friend messing around. Later I never bothered to study for any tests either and still aced them most of the time.

    And I too had some awesome English teachers.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    If they watched with subtitles, they’d learn English and could still have it as background noise.

  • Palpatine

    It wasn’t even a theatrically released film. It was a film that Mike and Jay found on a message board for filmmakers over a decade ago, and where they first met each other as well. One of the posters on the forum made a no-budget and no-plot film called Deathlist, which Mike gave a very negative review to. The maker of the film did not respond well to the the review, and because of this, Deathlist has become a running gag on the site, most notably in their early short-film; Where’s Deathlist:
    http://redlettermedia.com/shorts/wheres-deathlist/

  • Bubs

    If we’re talking boring studio releases, I would have to put my money on “Only God Forgives”. Utterly gorgeous film. But I needed to have a radio shoved down my peehole afterwards to get over how boring it was.

  • Daron

    AI would solve engineering and manufacturing problems at breakneck speed. As soon as one problem is solved, it would immediately and swiftly solve the next without rest. This process could be infinitely compounded if Skynet is able to replicate itself by birthing individual robotic entities or machines with their own AI. So you have hundreds, thousands, millions of machines solving problems, replicating and improving themselves 24/7, and you’re thinking 40 years is too long of a timeframe?

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    sweet havent seen this yet, watchin now

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Where did you get this information?

  • TapeWormBike: Shitty Road

    My gf always wants me to teach her English and when she wants me to explain why you use certain tense or something I just go “That..that’s how it feels good.”

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    god movies in general suck… left behind sucked ass but we must mention after earth… but half in the bag did that for us

  • tOmy`

    Gaming helped as fuck. Since like 2003 I played for international clans and we spent hours and hours talking / chatting. God bless anti-social life.

  • Palpatine
  • tOmy`

    Yea, I love that question. I wish I knew the answer. But I was always horrible when it comes to tenses.

  • TapeWormBike: Shitty Road

    Depending on my mood, 2001 is. Or the best movie ever made.

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    oh hell yes lol but now lets run for cover cause the nerd nazis are grumpy

  • Palpatine

    It’s the best boring movie ever made.

  • TapeWormBike: Shitty Road

    I love that movie, but only once a year.

  • tOmy`

    The last time I watched it I actually had a ton of fun. I guess it slowly (veeeeryyyy slowly) grows on you.

  • tOmy`

    That’s maybe because when you start watching it in Spring, by the time the embryo shows up, you feel like it’s Winter already.

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    monkey man 🙂

  • TapeWormBike: Shitty Road

    It’s like someone asking about grammar in Czech. Like, fuck off, is my answer (not to my beloved).

  • Bubs

    Does anyone have links to the original forum post where Mike criticized Deathlist? If you do, please post a comment on this webzone.

  • tOmy`

    “Where is Deathlist critique?!”

  • TapeWormBike: Shitty Road

    As the old saying goes “Monkey suits in the spring, you get giant space fetus in the Winter”

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Yeah, I think video games have played a big part in my learning. And of course movies since here they mostly do dubs for kiddie stuff only.

  • tOmy`

    Every time Mike says “…, Sir.” in the short-film, I lose my shit.

  • tOmy`

    My friend from UK was studying Czech and he showed us one of his exams. It was absurdly hard even for us – the fact that questions were in English didn’t help.

    “Finish the sentence using this and that tense.”
    “The fuck is that? I don’t know what tense that is…”

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I always tell myself how I could never be an English teacher, even though I’m good at English, because I barely have any idea of all the grammar rules. I just know what sounds right.

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    a movie i do not find boring (unlike everybody else) is star trek the motion picture, i actually enjoyed it, its not that bad at all, the bald chick is hot, and v gerna was interesting

  • Bubs

    As a native English speaker (and a pretty good one), I can confirm that we also don’t know why we say things the way we do. English is fucking stupid.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    What’s in it for me?

  • Daron
  • tOmy`

    Note: Pointing finger at Andrew and saying: “No… no, that doesn’t sound right.” doesn’t count.

  • TapeWormBike: Shitty Road

    Very seppo thing to say…

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    true, usually we greet people we dont like as pal, or buddy, like hey listen buddy i dont like you very much.. and people we do like we call them an asshole, like hey asshole hows it goin man.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Jenny and me. Jenny and Meeeeee

  • Like Icare

    Good thing you don’t have to google “How to lose an argument by using strawmen, ad hominem attacks, irrelevant conclusions and shifting the burden of argumentation on everyone else by yourself”.

    You got that down pat.

    The best part is that you are clearly incapable of realizing those flaws as they are not in your knowledge but in your character. Which is… amusing… in a way.

    Like watching that annoying loud child of your neighbors licking a dead rat as you drive by.
    A self-correcting problem of sorts.

  • Like Icare

    Go ahead. Find and quote Cameron.
    And you’ll see that he at no place DARES to say that he DID NOT take Ellison’s work.

    He’ll throw around terms like “nuisance” and “I object” and such but he can’t say he did not do it – as that would be him opening the case AGAIN and allowing Ellison who is not a “greedy cunt” but a paranoid and selfish asshole.

    Not without a reason though…
    He’s been in the industry long enough to see time and time again how anyone (corporations in particular) will readily steal whatever they can.

    And being very loud and obnoxious about any such an attempt IS a good strategy for deterring future attempts.

    Funny part is I am not what you might call an Ellison fan, I actually don’t like his work as it is too tainted by his view of the world – while I do like Cameron’s work, but I can’t deny that the man is a sociopathic egotistic dictator… who makes, or maybe engineers, very entertaining movies.
    I guess you don’t have to like Hitler to be able to admire a VW Beetle which is a nice little car. Or the Autobahn.

    Now back to 9/11.

  • Like Icare

    Clearly the evidence had value and veracity since they paid up AND gave him credit in order NOT to go to court.

    And you are ignoring the fact that he had evidence of Cameron saying he ripped off his stories.

    It was not a a Y% chance. It was 100% chance.
    That’s why they settled without ANY form of NDA to keep his mouth shut.

    And no.
    Giving someone a line like that is PUBLICLY ADMITTING that someone’s involvement in the project.

    The cash settlement is there to COVER THAT – so that person can’t come later and say “Your honor, see – they say they used my labor and they never paid me.”
    Not as a nice bonus for Ellison.

    It is Orion and Hemdale (and everyone after them) retroactively covering their asses from any future lawsuit.
    It’s there so they can say “Your honor, see – we put his name there to publicly show we used his labor and that we paid him for it. Here’s the bill.” should ANYONE in possession of Ellison’s copyright later (he has also incorporated all his works) come to ask for money.
    In the next 100 years.

  • RLMkeepitup

    You mean JP3.

  • Like Icare

    I don’t know…

    I just saw a post by a friend how it took her 6 (six) days to complete watching “The English Patient”.

  • tOmy`

    The Czech Rep takes this rather far and the translation of the “c-word” you sometimes fear is used as a “buddy” by many. We literally use the worst insult on our friends.

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    love that movie i must say

  • Like Icare

    “Dude… give it to someone who is a professional proofreader IN THAT SUBJECT.”

    Seriously. Particularly if you’re translating technical terms.
    Or even menus. Unless you want some motherfucking potatoes with your bloody stake.

    Not only will you miss potential errors in the text if you don’t know what SHOULD be said there (as you are not a professional in that particular area of expertise) – after a while you start thinking in patterns in the text.

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    i have seen that, cant remember a dam thing, except 2 people in a cave, so i guess it must have bored the shit out of me, everytime i hear about it im reminded of the sienfeld episode

  • Like Icare

    Everyone has that.
    It’s a form of male bonding – throwing insults among friends and/or insiders of a group.
    Outsiders trying the same will go home with bruises.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Kind of like the N-word.

  • Like Icare

    You probably studied it in school though.

    You really wanna feel retarded take up some highschool level trigonometry after a decade or so.

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    exactly

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Although that wasn’t really an insult initially.

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    jp3 does suck cant argue that

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    like all words we can use them for good or evil i guess, it is the context and the intent of them i think

  • Like Icare

    Only those who’d want to.
    And if they’ve actually taken classes in said language.
    To others it is just noise.

    Subs are often terribly translated to start with, on top of which they often have to be adapted to make what can’t be translated at least understandable.

    E.g. Watching an episode of say… Simpsons in English and in a German dub does not mean it will contain the same jokes.

    And don’t even try translating various British slang. Particularly all that rhyming bullshit.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    There are heroes on both sides.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Boss Nass Ass +5

  • Like Icare

    You sure it wouldn’t dance away, happy like a pig in a big city, on it’s happy feet?

  • Alex Lee

    It is a complicated subject, but in general, it has to do with when the sentence happens and whether the action is still happening or if it already happened (the difference between prefect form and progressive form).

    Example
    “My gf always wants me to teach her English.” (simple present because of wants)
    “My gf is always demanding to learn English from me” (present progressive because is+demanding)
    “My gf had asked me to teach her English” (past prefect because had+asked).

  • Alex Lee

    Yeah, it really begs the question of why trigonometry needs to be learned in the first place.

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    i think im more confused now than i was before hehe

  • Like Icare

    Nah… It’s there to have Sarah Connor available but not moving around.
    Plus it gives her an opportunity to show how much she has changed in the meantime, becoming “the crazy in the family” instead of Kyle Reese (she’s the one doing interviews and going crazy at the camera) AND it gives her a bunch of human targets to show off how badass she is.

    We need to know that she is badass so we would buy her actions later on – and she can’t be badass trying to fight T-1000 as she would lose. As she does, in the end.

    Leave out that part with the mental institution and her breaking bones and taking names – and all she does in the movie is be incompetent and not up to the task.

    Which would automagically create doubt in all her actions off screen in all those years in between – taking away from the verisimilitude of the movie.

  • Like Icare

    Mr. McGoo is an incompetent asshat.

  • Like Icare

    Yeah… the consensus with him is that it was the booze.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeBtcFvOPU0

  • dejectedchuckle

    Lady Terminator reboot confirmed.

    Will the killer witch vagina remain? Will she still shoot up a bunch of Sony TVs? Will the re-imagined Bill Paxton punks still be drunks peeing on the street? Who knows!?

  • Like Icare

    He has 100 credits on imdb, year-in year-out.

    It’s not that he didn’t or couldn’t find work.
    It’s that he never made it big and was relegated to bit parts and some TV work.

  • Like Icare

    Theft of manhole covers is a serious problem in urban areas and any scrapyard has a duty to report any manhole covers brought in by the scrap collectors.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I can tell you that if those horny, urinating drunks come back the movie will be shot in 3D.

  • Cream-A-Thon
  • Palpatine

    I got Let’s Bowl.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Depending on how it plays there may be more earnest but failed sports comedy to come. Or just more Bigfoot & Wildboy.

  • Palpatine

    I’m getting kind of tired of Bigfoot & Wildboy.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    They’re hoping that you might want to become a mathematician.

  • Like Icare

    It IS a remnant of the old days when you were supposed to learn it from books written in Greek and Latin… BUT…

    You want to study anything even remotely technical – you’ll need it.
    You want to work with anything remotely technical – its training for your mind to think in ways which can be later built upon for working tasks with tools or in situations which function on the principles of trigonometry.
    E.g. It makes people more easily trainable into better soldiers (i.e. handlers of projectile weapons) if they already have an ingrained understanding of angles and such.

    But most importantly, because it is fucking hard to pick up later in life when you don’t have the time and your brain is “set in its ways”.

  • Palpatine
  • Cream-A-Thon

    I’m also trying to work in some episodes of Isis, Electra Woman & Dyna Girl, and Gary the Cylon, seeing how they play out.

  • Palpatine

    Is Isis about the wacky misadventures the terrorist group of the same name?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Rich said on a stream that they shot a WotW recently… But that was a month ago.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    That’d be mighty Isis, thank you very much.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdBRLV6PGro

  • Like Icare

    There was a biplane in it. It crashes. There’s a guy in a room, badly burnt. There’s a chick… at one point she sings and a Sikh soldier comes along and she mentions how she was told she will lure her husband with her song. Ralph Fiennes is in it. So is Willem Dafoe – who is awesome.

    And that is ALL I remember from that moopie.

  • TapeWormBike: Shitty Road

    God, is that a new Plinkett review?

  • Cream-A-Thon

    No its an oasis.

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    i dont remember any of that, except ralph fiennes and emma thompson im sure they were in a cave at one point, sheesh it must have been bad

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Anyone else wanna spin the pain away?

  • TapeWormBike: Shitty Road

    I just had a moth in my mouth. What the fuck have you done today?

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Lied to my therapist and bought drugs.

  • Like Icare

    The best part is that it was not Emma Thompson but Kristin Scott Thomas.

    Of whom I can’t help but feel that she is a nice person.
    Or at least very fuckin polite.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I’ve been in the hole. And had dinner at 9pm.

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    was it really i couldve sworn it was emma thompson, pretty sure there was lots of flashbacks, and i must have zoned out big time, shit i cant even get the actors right, thats a sign of a bad movie right there

  • dejectedchuckle

    Haven’t watched the commentary yet but I rewatched the original Terminator last year (or earlier this year can’t remember) after watching one of those godawful Genesis trailers. I was struck by how much the first 20+ minutes are structured almost exactly like a slasher film. It makes that moment where the T-800 starts shooting at Sarah Conner in the club all the greater–like the film snaps that stalker-Halloween-esque narrative and suddenly anything can happen.

    Definitely not an original observation I know but something I never really noticed before.

  • Like Icare

    It won 3 Oscars MORE than Star Wars and 2 less than Return of the King.

    Good to know SOMEONE liked it.

  • TapeWormBike: Shitty Road

    Halloween had a far greater influence than it often gets credit for.

  • Palpatine

    Jay said in the Halloween commentary that it’s the most ripped-off movie off all time.

  • TapeWormBike: Shitty Road

    As I said, basically, every movie is Halloween. Everybody knows that.

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    i dont remember hating it at the time, but then again i dont remember it much …at all, i think i liked her in it, but then again i thought she was emma thompson, hehe ill have to watch it again one day, because i draw a blank on it, but usually that means i didnt think much of it,

  • Palpatine

    Every horror movie after 1978 is Halloween. It really is the film that started the modern era of horror films.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Your Eurovision contestant sucked.

  • TapeWormBike: Shitty Road

    I sure hope so

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    *jaws cough 😛

  • Boyhood is like Halloween.

  • Palpatine

    We need a movie called Myershood, which begins with Michael killing his sister, then just shows him in his cell for two hours, while aging from 6 to 23 at the same time.

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    true, but, the terminator is a more believable version of the silent killer, in my opinion a better movie

  • Magical. Or as your apprentice would say – Wizard.

  • Palpatine

    How does one go from age 6 to age 23 in only 15 years?

  • Magic?

  • Palpatine

    Maybe it was stupid Thorn Curse thing from the sixth one.

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    didnt rob zombie already do that

  • Can’t believe I’m wasting my time with this Eurovision stuff tonight. I should be out fighting crime.

    #GunganVigilante

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    how you even fit into that superman outfit is a heroic feat in its own right

  • PortlyGunganGentlemen.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I’m calling it; your contestant gonna win.

  • åmånsitted

    I see what you did there with that bearded hunk, but it definitely wasn’t enough.

  • That Swedish dude…? Maybe. It was pretty good.

  • åmånsitted

    I changed my name for him!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    It was the kind of song that works on Eurovision audiences. Besides, I had an ad for it on Spotify so it must be popular already.

  • Yes. As my friend pointed out now that most sound bland and pretty much the same so Måns could win. Or as we call him in sweden Smuuug.

  • Jay will be so jealous.

  • Jaws in Wonderland

    one of the best movies ever made man, the terminator is bad ass, people wish they could make a movie half that good, maybe it does resemble halloween, but if it does, it took that idea and actually made it better, halloween is the most over rated movie of all time, its good but it aint the fucking terminator

  • Israel Eurovision 2000… what a hit.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uNfhj66GOo

  • Samson Delighted

    [x]Accuse others of doing what you’ve done from the beginning
    [x]Use the words ad hominem and strawman, because you’ve seen other, smarter, people say things like that.
    [ ]Present rational argument
    [ ]Engage in lively debate

  • åmånsitted

    *shit

  • *fisting

  • How was Potatoland? I didn’t bother to check who our contestant was.

  • åmånsitted

    Tried to garner sympathy by sitting in a wheelchair. Let’s see how it works out…

  • Domo_Returns

    Ahhhh, Asian tattoos on your chest.

    So glad certain trends have died from that era.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Yeah, our elderly handicapped people weren’t working, so if the wheelchair works it’s just for the looks.

  • ♪ Rock ‘n roll angels… something… hallelujah. ♪

  • Palpatine

    Israel really wants to be a part of Europe.

  • åmånsitted

    Tapey and tOmy`, you need to ask DSCW tips on how to successfully integrate a bearded hottie into your duo.

  • All tattoos magic marker are cool!

  • åmånsitted

    Laardi

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Yeah, all of them were the same loud ballads. My personal favorite, though, was Montenegro. A classic Eurovision sound. Also the only one that wasn’t in English.

  • Oh. The sad thing is they chose her just because of that not because of her voice. The news broke after one country announced their band would feature developmentally disabled people. Wasn’t it Finland?

  • I’m sure it will include acts of insertion and multiple orifices.

  • åmånsitted

    Yeah, but to foreigners we all seem a bit [redacted] so there wasn’t that big of a difference…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Which bearded hottie was that?

  • åmånsitted

    Lithuania’s?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    *retarded

    Wait, I see what you did there.

  • Palpatine

    So today is the 35th anniversary of The Empire Strikes Back, the best film in the Star Wars Saga and one of the best films ever made, period.

  • Paskaa siellä nytten vaan on. Antaa poikien leikkiä.

  • åmånsitted

    Yes. This.

  • You know what? That song has way more balls heart than anything I expected to hear from any Eurovision Contest song.

  • Domo_Returns

    My grandpa had a Pinup girl tattoo on his upper arm. His skin was so flabby, he could shake his arm and her body would sway from side to side.

    Most frightening tattoo I’ve ever seen.

  • Oh laaaawwwdyyyy.

  • My ex wife

    “Gaming helped like fuck.”

    Gaming is cool / hard as fuck.

    Am I the only person from the UK here? I’m starting to think so.
    tOmy, I thought you were Irish? This place is as confusing as fuck!

  • åmånsitted

    It’s always a bit embarrassing when you hit your period in the middle of a sentence like that.

  • Domo_Returns

    Heyyyyyy. He is kinda cute.

  • Yes. Let’s celebrate it with our favourite scene from Return of the Jedi. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5o6Lj0Eyhg

  • My ex wife

    I envy your ability to duel wield languages. I’m trying to learn one but I’m a dumbass so it’s hard.

  • åmånsitted

    Definitely doable.

  • åmånsitted

    Yours or ours?

  • Yours.

  • Palpatine

    This music would’ve made it better:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHSIsH63c0Y

  • Yeah, John Williams is a hack.

  • åmånsitted

    I do hope Andrew will stay/wake up for the Saturday’s final. So cool to have Aussies participate!

  • åmånsitted

    And in the finals!

  • Palpatine

    Is what’s his/her face from last year competing again?

  • You cant handle love without love handles.

  • åmånsitted

    No one from last year is back…

  • Hank_Henshaw
  • If Australia wins the next Eurovision will be held in Germany.
    Germany 2, Australia 0. I don’t know what that even means.

  • He should cut down on the usage of the word Jaws in his avatar name.

  • Palpatine

    I never realized this, but that song sounds just like my theme.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I also kind of know Swedish. I can somewhat write and understand speech but talking is a no go.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    No idea. I’m not much (at all) into Star Wars to be able to pick up such a thing. Plinkett is right though, this music is irritating. I also saw a clip of Episode 1’s ending… hasn’t aged well. When Boss Nass jumps off his beast ride, or whatever, so stiff.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Australia or Sweden wins because they both sound the same.

  • Palpatine

    I’m the sure the CGI looked good in 1999, but now it looks pretty bad. Just look at the Gungans:
    http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130122235606/starwars/images/e/ee/GungansOfEveryShapeAndSize-TPM.png

  • WrongWithYourFace

    You mean the ominous low-key chorus in the throne room scene?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I sang that on Senaatintori at the time.

  • Palpatine

    Yeah. Here’s a comparison:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JLnh_sWd-A

  • åmånsitted

    Are you deaf?!

  • What?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Yeah, I noticed that. Pretty cool. Of, course that doesn’t validate the prequels any further since it’s all Williams’ doing.

  • åmånsitted

    Torilla tavataan!

  • åmånsitted

    I moved out of Helsinki like two months before the win.

  • It’s like poetry. It rhymes.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Their voices do at least. I already forgot what the Australian song was like.

  • Goo-gun… Gungans have always looked bad. Just saying.

  • Palpatine

    I never realized how rubbery they looked.

  • To be honest, guys in rubber suits would actually look better.

  • åmånsitted

    Too bad it’s generic bullshit. My money is on our western neighbors…

  • *opens Romulan ale bottle*

    OhwGawd, don’t don’t with that…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I was in the school choir and it was some big event where all of the city’s school choirs formed a single huge choir on Senaatintori and that was one of the songs we sang. I don’t remember why that thing was organized but it was, for whatever reason, and I was there.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Me too. But I still think Aussies have a chance from what I heard (which was just the preview they showed).

  • En ole paljon Suomessa käynnyt, piti googlata Senaattori.

  • Cool!

  • åmånsitted

    So you’re a choirboy? Now where’s my lovage…

  • Pippin

    Help us all. I spun Your Guide to Star Trek Generations.

  • åmånsitted

    I’ve listened to all the songs multiple times and Australia doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell, imho.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I was basically forced into it by my mom and sister (who was also there in the choir somewhere). I hated every minute of the music classes because I have the musicality of a turtle.

    I do like singing, though… when there’s no one around to hear me… So being in a choir was the closest to a public music performance I’ll ever get.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    They were trying to do way too much with limited technology. 1998-1999 computers couldn’t handle scenes to be so dense. Every single image has so much going on. Can’t imagine the render times for that shit. Even with ILM resources.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Well, you’re the expert…

  • I’ve seen those heavier guys that draw a mouths on their stomachs and pretend the upper and lower level of lard are forming lips. Also scary.

  • *sexpert

  • åmånsitted

    Eli et lähekää lähiöpubiin mun kaa laulaan karaokee?!

  • Owmygawd now I’m joining this movement of pervs…

  • åmånsitted

    One of us, gobble gobble…

  • Turtles can sing. I’ve seen it on VHS.

  • Ja sitte huastelemmaan

  • åmånsitted

    No idea what that is but it sure sounds dirty so count me in!

  • Where is my heavy duty rope? And is there a… nope, nowhere to hang it… damn.

  • Savvoo puhhuu. Sitte selevii.

  • åmånsitted

    No robes allowed! Ooooohhhhhh, now I get it…

  • åmånsitted

    En mie semmosia, vaik hoon päälthä saathanki haastaa.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Did she dance like Miss Coney Island? I’m sorry I can’t provide you with the dancing part but you can imagine what dancing in a confined box looks like.

    http://i.imgur.com/sMepp0B.jpg?1

  • Cream-A-Thon

    We’ll have to somehow watch Plinkett’s ‘generations’ review after it to compare.

  • Sehä männöö nyt ihan minne vuan. Vähemmä paina tuota hoota.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    En mie vaik on välil houkuttanukkii.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I was worried I’d be specieist towards Jenn but that was the first comparison that came to mind so it stuck.

  • åmånsitted

    No vedän Aikuisen naisen taas yksikseni sitte…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Yeah, see, it’s a heavy duty robe because Boss Nass is fat.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Jaa, että ollaankos sitä sitten vaan englanniks kei for Jei?

  • åmånsitted

    Homoilu on kuule miesten hommaa! 😉

  • åmånsitted

    So I participated in a ‘mystery screening’ at my local moopie theater this evening. Basically we had to buy tickets to see… just something. Well the movie turned out to be… *drum roll*… Tomorrowland! The closest thing I would compare it to would be the National Treasure movies, except with tech instead of historical things and minus Cage’s denseness and Justin Bartha’s hawtness.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Was it just any movie or only recent releases?

  • åmånsitted

    Well it was advertised as ‘an upcoming release that everyone will soon be talking about’. Suomeksi sanottuna sika säkissä!

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Whats wrong with your disqus naaaaaame?

  • åmånsitted

    It’s to support this cute little fella:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-msutN_OkU4

  • Palpatine

    I read it as “A Man Sitted.”

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I’m liking it! Thanks!

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Better?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    The balls aren’t there just for fun. Just ask omitted.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I should have said “don’t ignore the balls.” Damn you, hindsight.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    peränäkö*

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    His bedroom eyes certainly didn’t leave my panties dry…

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    I’m just picturing Jay’s face when he encounters this thread…

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Xenaattori*

  • Like Icare

    Adam Sandler surpasses himself in not acting.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIOcWZOQL5M

    But back to 9/11…
    Does anyone know what movies were playing on those planes?
    That would be an interesting fact to know…

  • Like Icare

    You forgot the part where you make up bullshit theories and act like a 3-year-old who’s been told that they can’t bring that dead rat in the house.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    This is the movie that I am convinced will finally break Mike’s heart.

  • Like Icare

    I’d think Jack would be the most likely candidate.
    With (one of) his kid(s) making a scene in the mall wanting to see it, and him trying to explain to them that it is shit.
    While other parents are watching them and whispering behind his back that he’s that weirdo from the internet who talks about video games…
    And then someone says “That’s not angry video game dude! That’s some gay hipster.”

  • He doesn’t care about games, so I don’t think it’ll have any impact on him. If Sandler had made Galaxy Quest, on the other hand…

  • Maybe, however, I think the movie is addressed to 30-something nerds who don’t know any better than to see an Adam Sandler movie. There are lots of references to 80’s games, asteroids, pac man, qbert, donkey kong… Kids won’t get most of that stuff.

  • His name seems fitting. At least it looks that way in English

  • Like Icare

    Did anyone ever see Alan Rickman and Adam Sandler together in the same room at the same time?
    Just asking…

  • Cream-A-Thon

    In that case he’ll be left a mere husk after seeing Jurassic World.

  • Like Icare

    There’s a sexy blonde who shows a lot of leg and almost shows some tits so…

  • Samson Delighted

    [x] Accuse someone of behaving like a child
    [x]Spout petty insults
    [x]Use the idiotic lay description of theory, inappropriately
    [ ]Behave like an adult who disagrees with someone.

  • dejectedchuckle

    Yeah, this. It’s just nostalgia bait.

  • Mike Magnum

    I think i going go off Topic. Because looking around the internet. and i came across an interesting Theory about the Star Wars prequels. Its called the Star Wars Ring Theory. Hell someone even wrote 9 page essay

    http://www.starwarsringtheory.com/

    It basically states that since the two trilogies have similar themes and story structure. That this makes George Lucas is a genius and the prequels misunderstood. Even though George Lucas never directed Empire or Jedi. And he didn’t write screenplay to Empire. I know that some 20 somethings have nostalgia for the prequels. Just like i have nostalgia for things when i was a kid. But i wouldn’t suggest that Masters of the Universe with Dolph Lundgren was great film.

  • Mike Magnum

    I think i going go off Topic. Because looking around the internet. and i came across an interesting Theory about the Star Wars prequels. Its called the Star Wars Ring Theory. Hell someone even wrote 9 page essay

    http://www.starwarsringtheory.com

    It basically states that since the two trilogies have similar themes and story structure. That this makes George Lucas is a genius and the prequels misunderstood. Even though George Lucas never directed Empire or Jedi. And he didn’t write screenplay to Empire. I know that some 20 somethings have nostalgia for the prequels. Just like i have nostalgia for things when i was a kid. But i wouldn’t suggest that Masters of the Universe with Dolph Lundgren was a great film. And now i manly watch for laughs.

  • Uncle Sporkums

    I remember reading somewhere that United Flight 93 was showing DragonHeart, I believe.

  • Palpatine

    I have the feeling the scene with Chris Pratt on the motorcycle with raptors is going to be cut from the film. That scene seemed like a pure trailer scene.

  • Palpatine

    Here’s the theory in a nutshell:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxU2eqZtYmc

  • dejectedchuckle

    What is Tomorrowland actually about, because none of the previews I’ve seen make this clear.

  • Palpatine

    It’s basically Futurama with a chick but no Bender.

  • Mugato1

    Those passengers took the easy way out.

  • Bubs

    All of the things you stated are guesswork. You have no evidence that any of what you’re saying is true. I don’t know what there is to discuss.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    It is the future you see.

  • Palpatine

    I really hope so. I don’t want to laugh out loud in theater if that happens.

  • Bubs

    When I was a kid I was playing with the little shape blocks which you fit into the corresponding shape-holes. I remember I kept trying to make the square block fit through the triangle hole. But no matter how long I worked at or how hard I pushed the square block into that triangular hole, the prequel movies still fucking sucked.

  • Thanatos2k

    Tella me…..Doosa yousa bleed?

    …..You willsa……

  • Thanatos2k

    I just laughed at that, because it was clearly CG and looked awful, like the movie was itself laughing at you.

  • instant relief

    I’ll get deeper into your anal-sis later.

  • Evertale

    Terminator commentary back? I’m sorry – my hearing is slightly reduced due to years of enjoying Rich Evans.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    It’s about ramming optimism down your throat.

  • Starwolf Champ

    The Gunguns was the most dumbest creation ever conceive by computer animator.

  • Uncle Dan

    In Switzerland they have the odd practice of intermissions in movies, to encourage moviegoers to buy ice cream and popcorn. So far it’s the only country I’ve been to where this is normal.

    Does it happen anywhere else, to anyone’s knowledge?

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Nope. Here we are not even allowed to take ice cream or anything else potentially messy into the movie theater. The only movie where I remember hoping for an intermission was King Kong.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    @danielnguyenphuoc:disqus , I rooted for your entry last night in the ESC semifinals. Too bad my new theme song didn’t make it to Saturday.

  • Uncle Dan

    … Is ESC the new name for Eurovision? Because I think I totally missed that.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Just short for Eurovision Song Contest.

  • Uncle Dan

    I maintain that Eurovision is the more foolproof way to implement the European Project. Embarrassing each other with music surely brings all the European countries together in a way that politics and economics never will.

    The only evidence you need is how many old ladies singing folk songs enter.

  • Uncle Dan

    … Hey, the Swiss entry really isn’t bad at all. Not even ironically.

  • Bubs

    “Eurovision” sounds like something you get after drinking too much beer and listening to Bjork.

  • Uncle Dan

    Doesn’t it basically come down to “It’s like poetry, because it rhymes?”

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Like I already said a few months back, I would love to hear the RLM guys do a Eurovision live commentary. I’m sure some channel carries it even in ‘Murica. What else do these hack frauds have to do on a Saturday afternoon? So many ‘what the fucks’…

  • Uncle Dan

    It’s like a Best of the Worst… live. And everyone embracing how horrible it is so you don’t feel guilty laughing at these people strutting their stuff for all they’re worth, live.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Who the hell eats ice cream in a movie theater? That’s just messed up.

  • Uncle Dan

    They sell those ones on sticks. People do eat them.

    For years this ad would play before movies and people would, in the intermission, go and buy them, so…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlYzKt4FCao

  • bruce wayne

    Screw Romeo and Juliet, this was the greatest ever love story ever written. Time traveling cyborgs, stalkers from the future, and a big haired female lead. I even wrote a poem about the concept that Terminator is really a love story that just happens to have action in it.
    Also RLM, please make good on the kidnapping of GL and JC storyline. That’ll be instant box office gold.

  • Joe

    Huh, Robert Ballard DID find the Titanic. Mike does now stuff about things.

  • tOmy`

    I am Czech. And no, you ain’t the only one.

    But riddle me this: Why Irish?

  • Paulus Nuns

    Sadly, we won’t have Lady Beard this year. They all will be disgusting, ordinary people.

  • The economics keeps the peace. Capitalist peace theory.
    The union consolidates power. Geopolitics.
    The ESC brainwashes people. Illuminati.

  • I do. It’s good for the trailers and first 5 mins of the movie. After that its candy time. I also bring my own coffee.

    #buffet

  • Uncle Dan

    In some cinemas here they also sell nachos.

    Not real nachos, mind you. Basically tortilla chips with tomato and cheese sauce. For 9 francs, hahaha.

  • tOmy`

    As any good competition, or generally everything in the world, it lacks dubstep.

  • Uncle Dan

    And the man behind both Jake Lloyd and Edward Furlong would be… Hayden Christensen.

  • My ex wife

    I honestly don’t know. You must have said something that put the idea in my head but I cannot remember what that was.

  • My ex wife

    But they let you in and you’re potentially very messy.

  • My ex wife

    Switzerland still has its own money? You learn something every day.

  • tOmy`

    Heavy drinking?

  • tOmy`

    They are not in EU.

  • Joe

    Also Data would beat the terminator easily, it’s not hard to out-think the terminator really the terminator’s biggest weapon is the panic of the people he is going after. There would have to be very specific conditions for the terminator to have a shot at winning. Like if Data was trying to save everybody else, Data might sacrifice himself or something, but I don’t know if that would count as “winning in a fight”.

  • tOmy`

    I know this is going to sound silly, but can someone make some moopie suggestions? Preferably something I can pirate and smoke medical heroin to.

    Post a comment on this webzone if you have any moopie suggestions and / or heroin.

  • Uncle Dan

    We are in the Schengen treaty though, just nothing else.

  • tOmy`

    Given our last discussion on this subject, I would guess you are part of the ACME treaty as well.

  • Uncle Dan

    Have you seen “What We Do In the Shadows?” Pretty hilarious and well made.

  • tOmy`

    Ha! Was on my list and then I lost the said list. Thanks! Also, I just realized I still haven’t seen Guardians of Galaxy. Now… the heroin part.

  • My ex wife

    The lesson never stops.

  • Uncle Dan

    Yeah sorry, I live in Zurich. We just have crack for all the bankers here.

  • tOmy`

    Ironically, that is what I said about your election results.

  • tOmy`

    Speaking of Terminator, did you know that Candy Dulfer played saxophone during few Pink Floyd’s concerts?

    #UselessMusicTrivia

  • TapewormBike

    When I have the time, I want to finally watch Ex Machina

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    erection*

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Hey now, I always swallow all of it!

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    We tried to send some [redacted] people, but they were dropped in the first semifinal.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    butt*

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    He’ll have to take turns, now won’t he?

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Shank’em*

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    You got the last one wrong. That would be the ‘evil gay agenda’.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    good boy

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I assume you already seen jodorowsky’s films but I can only imagine how much they improve watching them on drugz.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    So you want something equivalent to jack and rich commentary when they played Madden/Fifa?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    you greatly insult Futurama by comparing it to a lindelof script you swine!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    ba dum tsss

  • I guess people don’t like punk rock. Fucking pop supremacists.

  • I think I saw some nipple action.

  • tOmy`

    Love will tear them apart.

    FUCKING GET IT?!

  • tOmy`

    Tapey, are we competing in Eurovision?

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Not anymore: You were dropped in last night’s semifinal.

  • tOmy`

    Meh. Could be worse.

    6/10

  • tOmy`

    OH MY GAAAAAWD.

    Now I am gonna have to find it.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    It wasn’t terrible. I liked the part where the woman threw away her high heels.

    #feminismFTW #heforshe

  • TapewormBike

    There’s still Eurovision? I thought Abba already won.

  • “Hopefully it’ll work” he said. Pf hah!

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    I don’t remember if I’ve mentioned this or not, but the apartment I moved into recently is in a, shall we say, less than reputable neighborhood. So when I entered the bike storage downstairs I might have witnessed a less than legal transaction of some kind. So if I mysteriously disappear this weekend, it’s only because the local drug ring has chopped up my body and thrown it in the river. I did notice however that one of the guys was totes hawt, in a white trash kinda way (although we don’t have much other colored trash here), so hopefully we can cum into some sort of ‘agreement’ that doesn’t involve me getting killed.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Why you little…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    My theory was that she took them off because they hurt, not because it was a part of the choreography, and the audience just didn’t realize it, hence the thunderous applause.

    The crowd must have been full of foot fetishists.

  • Bubs

    I just got done watching Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer. And it’s on netflix! Some of Michael Rooker’s finest work

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    came*

  • Bubs

    what?

  • Bubs

    and as a follow up question: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    ‘I just came watching’ was my intention…

  • Just roll with it, Bubs.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Yeah, but I want Jay and Mike there also to witness the mindfuckery.

  • You just want to show them how terrible the EU is, don’t you?

  • Fuck Hayden Christensen! Oh… wait.

  • bruce wayne

    Nice! I like it, hear that you hack frauds, your fans just did all the plotting for you, now get to work.

  • fred
  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Yes, please.

  • Palpatine

    Do they still do conventions?

  • tOmy`

    As a person who witnessed herself many of these transactions, being on either a costumer or entrepreneur side of the transaction, I can assure you that you most likely won’t end up in a ditch with several stab wounds into your abdomen.

    However, since your IP is traceable to your apartment and thus to the said bike storage, I urge you not to share this piece of information on the internet, as you can lead authorities straight to the mentioned vendors and that could lead into you ending up in a ditch with sever-

    Oh.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Well, Mike at least has been to Denmark, so I think they have a pretty good idea already.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    So what you’re saying is that I’m fucked? And not in the good way.

  • tOmy`

    Oh, you are still alive, neat.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Who do I have to sleep with to get laid in this town? Wait…

  • Uncle Dan

    To be fair, Denmark is so not representative of the rest of us.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    If Finnish authorities actually monitored this particular webzone, don’t you think they would have cum busting through my door many times over by now?

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Yeah, Mike got lucky.

  • tOmy`

    Well, there is a wishful thinking and then there is a witnessed and unreported crime activity,

  • Uncle Dan

    Slow day at work again?

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Who works at 8 pm on a Friday evening?

  • tOmy`

    He is just trying to get all the puns off his chest before the drug ring comes busting the door down, wielding semi-automatic guns.

  • Uncle Dan

    Restaurants, hotels, pushers and pimps…

  • Palpatine
  • Uncle Dan

    Except regarding beer.

  • tOmy`

    And drug ring. But they reserve their Friday nights for “taking care of witnesses” only.

  • Uncle Dan

    They haven’t because of Space Cop, but I assume they’ll do more after it’s done. Hopefully they’ll get a better turnout than Feeding Frenzy screenings did.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    I’ve paid my dues in customer service, thank you very much.

    https://youtu.be/NH5BXFW0ALM?t=21s

  • Uncle Dan

    Have you lost your eye yet?

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Thanks, now I don’t have to hear him speak.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Wouldn’t know about that, never touch the stuff myself.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    buns on my face*

  • Palpatine

    He’s gonna be 90% of the film, so that shouldn’t be a problem.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    not in the last couple of years

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Ever since I started posting here?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    that’s a bingo.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Do you have any idea how hard it would be to find a pink eye patch with glitter on it?

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Hear that drug rings/Finnish authorities? Jay considers me a security risk even when I’m on a different continent.

  • WhatPlanetAmIOn

    I haven’t been commenting for I’mtoolazytocheck days as New Vegas ain’t gonna replay itself for the bajillionth time, but now that my free time is not occupied by anything sizable, I think I may occasionally comment here again. Just a little.

    I’ve adapted to my medicine pretty much, the only side effects left are monstrous appetite, lack of libido and a creative dead-end. Welp. On the bright side, I’m feeling better now.

    I rewatched Terminator 1 for the first time since I was 8 or so and I liked it a lot. What the movie did ranged from effective to creative, I was engaged and didn’t have any problems with it. The commentary track was very enjoyable as well.

    I’m thinking about changing my avatar. What do you guys think?

    By the way, holy mother of content.

  • Uncle Dan

    Better start making one, if you’re following G’Kar’s path.

  • Palpatine

    There has been a good amount of content, hasn’t there? My guess is that Mike and Jay are nearly finished with Space Cop.

  • Uncle Sporkums

    Another great job guys. Another thing about the friggin’ Jellysis trailer, count how many fucking times a car or truck flips over in slow motion..

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    playing with themselves*

  • Uncle Dan

    I was also one of those kids who watched Terminator 2 loooong before I watched The Terminator… and that’s when I discovered how much more I loved The Terminator.

  • Look at the size of that bulge!

  • Palpatine

    Cut the chatter Red 2!

  • Uncle Sporkums

    To clear things up with Rich on the Frogmen pilot with O.J. Simpson (who is coincidentally in the movie where my avatar is sourced), he does hold a knife to someone’s throat, but he doesn’t slit it. It’s his character’s daughter, whom he mistakes for an intruder, and it’s a whole “Oh, it’s just you..” situation, as if that makes any difference.

  • They dont seem like a convention loving crew in general. I dont blame them. Also, of the bunch only Rich Evans could sell autographs and get away with it.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Jay could sell other kinds of services.

  • fred

    It makes me hyped for the Jurassic Plop moooovie.

  • Palpatine

    Ron Howard’s daughter looks hot in it.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    on*

  • Palpatine

    We all know that her and Chris Pratt are gonna get it on inside one of the giant hamster balls while the dinosaurs watch.

  • fred

    oh

  • Uncle Dan

    I think they’re a little weirded out by the process of conventions in general, if their Comic-Con video is anything to go by. But I think they just mostly haven’t had time to go do them.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Ah, so it’s another case where truth is stranger than fiction.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I think Jay said they might do more conventions to promote Space Cop, once Space Cop is done. Imagine the crowds to get a photo op with internet superstar Rich Evans!

  • Palpatine
  • Uncle Sporkums

    Yep.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    They don’t chop people up for witnessing angel duzzt transactions – they set them on fire.

  • Palpatine

    What has they had?

  • Hank_Henshaw
  • Hank_Henshaw

    *allegedly.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Well at least I’d go out flaming.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Tomorrowland currently has 49% on Rotten Tomatoes, which is way below the other Brad Bird directed films; The Iron Giant got 97%, The Incredibles got 97%, Ratatouille got 96%, and Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol got 93%, so this is the lowest rating ever for Brad Bird as a director by a huge margin and the only one of his films that’s not in the 90s nor even certified fresh.

    THAT’S WHATCHU GET WHEN YOU TEAMUP WITH DAMON LINDLOF!

  • Palpatine

    WAH WAH WAH!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Not that RT is the arbiter of all the is good and holy regarding films, but discrepancies this huge are usually a good indicator that a film isn’t so great. I’ll willing to bet TomorrowNeverDiesWorld is his worst film to date.

  • Palpatine

    Rotten Tomatoes is the arbiter of all that is good and holy regarding films. Why? Because Boyhood has a 99% approval rating, and that automatically makes it good!!!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Well omitted is pretty flamin’.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I wanna talk aboot Boyhoud!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    the saddest part is BB refused to do a Star Wars movie because of Tomorrowland(allegedly because he loved the script so much)Star Wars movie might get away with a dumb script if it’s a fun,adventurous movie.Tommorowland won’t get away with it because it’s Prometheus all over again-big ideas and themes with no payoff and a plot/characters so bad you’ll want to slit your wrists.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Lindelof sucks balls. I really liked Ghost Protocol, but this is the second movie in a row Brad Bird makes with a Bad Robot people. Run away, Brad Bird! While you still can!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    he’s currently writting The Incredibles 2 so I expect a swift recovery from this flop movie.

  • Palpatine

    How many question does Tommorowland leave you with? And will they be answered when the film comes out on Blu-ray? Will the disc companion guide help answer more questions? Are those vultures?
    https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1397/20/1397205756267.gif

  • Palpatine

    Hopefully The Incredible’s 2 will also help revive Pixar, given the fact they’ve had such acclaimed hits such as Cars 2.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    3-2-3-4 4-2-3-AND!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    So, guys, what’s been happening?

  • Palpatine

    Not much really. We’ve been having our usual off-topic discussions while waiting for new content. I’ve discovered I’m the only person who’s looking forward to Jurassic World. That’s about it. What’s happening with you?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Trying to find a J-O-B for the summer [yes, omitted, I said ‘J’]. Should have started looking earlier … most are probably filled by now. Thinking either manual labour jobs or something film related.

    Other than that I binge watched Breaking Bad and thoroughly enjoyed it. Currently in the process of downing It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, which is easy because the seasons are short and the episodes are, too.

  • Palpatine

    You have a personal life outside of commenting?

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Jay of a bitch?!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I got a job for summer yesterday actually.The biggest downside is not being able to visit RLM 24/7 from now on.I got the shakes man.

  • Lindlof is just Hollywood bloatware. Pity we cant seem to get rid of him. But! He’ll die a natural death in like 40-50 years time, so have patience.

  • Survived that Eurovision Song Contest yesturday. I have successfully avoided it all year but got suckered in last night. It’s all damn year nowadays! My only hope is that Putin reboots the Soviet Union so there would be less countries competing. Oh, mother Russia! Save us!

  • So…
    Today on the Best Of The Manhole: Films starring vaguely handsome and/or somewhat hispanic male leads
    Never to young to Die starring the one and only John Stamos
    High Voltage starring Antonio Sabato Jr
    Alien Seed starring(?) Eric Estrada

  • Damn, not at home. Crappy Android device= no go.

    #Sad Nass

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    I’ll just leave this here before Palpy gets his hands on it:

    https://youtu.be/bcbny3cv_9Y

  • I’ll notify him at the hole.

  • Palpatine

    He reminds of Mike when he’s drunk.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Ignite the night!

  • Cynical Optimist

    Your clothes… Give them to me.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    You can have ’em, just leave the naked Jay behind.

  • Cynical Optimist

    I’ll throw in a Pizza Roll if you can take me to Goodwill

  • I think they love people they are a fan of but dont generally go in for the croud/fanbase pleasing part. Im more than ok with that. I think its a good thing. Ofcourse not all conventions are bad but I still think most are “bad” for the performers/actors/stars, cus its exausting and it takes so much to generate so little.

  • The only difference is that Pratt is in much better shape thanks to all that Meth he takes.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Call me crazy, but The Incredibles doesn’t need a sequel. It is probably my favorite Pixar movie, but I feel like it tells a complete story. Mr Incredible is able to take advantage of his midlife crisis, supers are accepted by society again, the kids are allowed to use their powers, Elasti-girl comes to accept what her family is. What will a sequel be about, adult Dash and Violet having to put their parents in a retirement home?

    I can’t wait for when they announce Wall-E-2 or UP II: Mr Fredricksen’s Funeral.

  • Uncle Sporkums

    I know, it’s the same kind of sequilitis shit as Disney..

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Can you imagine the Terminator doing that now? He’d be in a hoodie, ironic t-shirt, and Chucks..

  • My ex wife

    No way. Mr Pratt is so happy and you can still understand what he is saying, also he didn’t mention Star Trek once!

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    He’s Jay’s ‘girlfriend’ from Canada. That bastard!

  • My ex wife

    He does that in the ally behind the convention center.

  • My ex wife

    “…cum busting through my door many times over…”

    You have corrupted me. The innuendo is all consuming.

  • My ex wife

    Of course, you would have to be crazy to waste any coke-a-cola at cinema prices!

  • My ex wife

    Jay, Mike doesn’t agree with you about low budget films not having a chance to become big any more. He was just being polite.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    cumsuming*

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    cock-a-cola*

  • Uncle Dan

    That’s honestly part of what I like most about them. That lack of ego, and that assumption that their Internet success is going to go out at some point, keeps them grounded in a really refreshing way.

  • Palpatine

    Is he really that hard to understand?

  • RLMkeepitup

    have there been any good ones of recent? all the remakes seem to ooze the look what our budget can do vibe.

  • AKA ‘money laundering paradise’

  • dejectedchuckle

    I can think of a few low budget movies that got huge but I’m about 98% sure that Jay has said he’s not a fan of any of them.

  • RLMkeepitup

    There hasn’t been a good alien movie since Crystal Skull. Come on Hollywood.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I liked Simon Pegg’s 12 stages of drunk, personally:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LO4xWk7_cI

  • dejectedchuckle

    Optimism is a euphemism in this case correct.

  • Palpatine

    No one cares about aliens anymore. Now it’s all about zombies!

  • dejectedchuckle

    “I’m going to build my own Futurama, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the Futurama.” -Brad Bird, presumably.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    *interdimensional beings that travel into the space between spaces.

    Even that movie was ashamed of calling them aliens.

  • Palpatine

    “The treasure wasn’t gold, the treasure was knowledge.”

  • …. anyway, back to 9/11.

  • instant relief

    9/11 is key to all of this.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Fuck!

    What a horrible movie. I might not know what it feels to be letdown by the prequels, but I did experience this crap.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Shh the zombie craze has just subsided. You’ll wake them.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Shaddap, Dan Aykroyd.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Gillian Anderson has aged well; there’s that at least:
    http://static.parade.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/gillian-anderson-crisis-ftr.jpg

  • WhatPlanetAmIOn

    I’m thinking about getting into editing. Do you folks have any advice, like, what program and video format should I start with and possibly some online courses or something?

  • Uncle Sporkums

    Don’t forget sparkly vampires!

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    You think it’s bad now, just wait until Sweden wins again tonight…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    It gets in the way of commenting. It’s a real downer.

  • Malevolence

    As a 3d artist, I use programs like Nuke which is a compositing program, allows you to cut footage, splice footage, add effect, elements, etc… node based

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Miko!

  • James Earl Jones

    Adobe Premiere and mp4 (h.264 I believe).
    Lynda.com has courses/tutorials.

  • instant relief
  • Thanatos2k

    Will Zombie Hitler appear in World War Z 2?

  • Thanatos2k

    And Planes 2

  • instant relief

    No, he’s got a scheduling conflict, but Zombie Ghandi will fight vs. Zombie Mother Teresa!

  • I have already been drinking for 6 hours, I don’t intend to remember anything about this night.

    *Rocky theme playing in the background*

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i would just make 6 billion baseball sized flying grenades that just blow up in the face of the first human they fined.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    we are going to steal the show

  • Andrew Thompson.

    a good starting point is just get a camera or your phone film some stuff, even if its shit and have a go on Windows Movie maker or Mac {Whatever} or any freeware.
    then once you have a bit of an idea start looking for a more sophisticated program you wantcan afford online. check tech reviews and look into what editors you like use.
    good luck.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i got some morphine… the expiry date says 2006…
    or you could watch
    https://youtu.be/oKM5Qq-ZuLM

  • Andrew Thompson.

    so sad.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    5 am start? i dont think so. hopefully i will wake up early enough to catch the end.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    just use cable ties and duct tap.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    they should do it here in front of Uluru.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Well only now-11 years later after the original film does BB think he has a story worthy of a sequel so that’s encouraging.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    You’ll see the ever exciting tallying of points, which takes about an hour.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    yay voting!!! The rocky Horror Picture Show is on tv right now. i was thinking of you.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Not with that generic song you won’t.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!
  • Bubs

    Knowing the types of shots is a basic skill that every editor is expected to know. You don’t want a blank look on your face when someone says “You should put a high-hat shot here”. I would recommend any book about story-boarding as well. They go over all the shots and a lot of important information about framing. This gets into more of the area of being a director… but the editor is an extension of the director, so you should be able to think like one.

    Once you know about what types of shots there are, do what Andrew said. Go film shit and try to reproduce those shots. Try to tell a simple story using your footage and different shots OR, if you have no interest in filming, take someone else’s work and re-edit it to tell your own story. Start simple. Don’t plan to re-do Star Wars or something.

    ETA: Also, I like to work in Adobe Premiere, but this is mostly because it came packaged with the Adobe Professional Suite and cost me 0$ more.

  • tOmy`

    You seem like you want him to ignite your night.

  • instant relief

    RLM should release some editing tutorials. :>

  • instant relief

    How deep is your love for Jay?

    And by love I mean anus.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Mike’s editing tutorial:

    Step 1)Booze
    Step 2)???

  • 3)Awkward cut.

  • tOmy`

    Seeing Pegg’s video I am curious now: Do you guys ever do pub crawls? I know Czechs do it from time to time, we just usually call it Tour de Bar.

  • Uncle Dan

    I think it’s “Find your own Rich Evans and just make him embarrass himself in front of the camera, and leave in all his mistakes.”

  • Andrew Thompson.

    wow that escalated at the end…

  • Uncle Dan

    Yeah before you plop money down on professional editing software, try it on freeware first. Movie Maker and iMovie are completely functional for amateurs and it’s a good place to start.

  • Nah. I’m a teetotaller.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Only because we got kicked out of a pub or it closed or sucked would you move. i’m a camper.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Well, two bears fucking is my spirit animal, so…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    and deep?

  • Uncle Dan

    I did it with some friends once. Granted, we lived in a small town with about 5-6 pubs altogether, so it didn’t last long.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    step 2)make Jay do it!

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    4)Profit!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    step 5) Underpants!

  • Shoulder deep within the borderline.
    Relax. Turn around and take my hand.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    off*

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i love TOOL.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    This video is just too perfect:

    https://youtu.be/CTqabbIPfc0

  • tOmy`

    Same here actually. But we do usually get at least to two / three places. I think the usual “party” night is like:
    Pub 1) Something nicer, preferably food etc.
    Pub 2) Your generic pub
    Pub 3) Usually some loud / music place… That sorta a place you usually describe (after few beers) as: “Some place where something is happening.”
    Pub 4) Pretty much the ending stage – some people go home, some go to a club, some go to a non-stop or a pub opened till like 5am. Also, since you usually go towards your house with someone, you end up hitting the last place somewhere between yours and your friend’s house, just to get one more beer.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    sounds like a good night out.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    So you pitch a tent anywhere you go?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    not every time but we always smashed up some furniture and got a campfire going.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Ignite the night!

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    me*

  • instant relief

    Step 3) Profit

  • instant relief

    Damn, you beat me to it! :O

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    off?

  • instant relief

    Would be the perfect soundtrack for a video with all the shots of Nadine being tied up by Plinkett. :p

  • tOmy`

    There is only one big problem in the city I live in: Our club scene sucks. And by sucks I mean fucking blows. And by that I mean garbage.

    It’s actually gotten to the point when even the popular clubs became a punchline, rather than a place to go to.

  • instant relief

    I feel so handicapped.

  • Cowboys and Aliens was a fun ride also. Just keep that hack away from sir Ridley.

  • That is one big pile of shit rock.

  • tOmy`

    That would be ok if you weren’t in a band. How am I to know that your an artist when you won’t vomit in a dark alley with me?

    Also, “teetotaler” and “Polish” go together as penis and sledgehammer.

  • tOmy`

    I have no fucking clue.

    #Honesty

  • Red Skeleton

    I never really saw the point of it. Just find a bar you like and stick with it for the evening.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    that comment reminded me of this.
    https://vimeo.com/3556108

  • Andrew Thompson.

    music editing software?

  • instant relief

    I usually just drink at home until I fall from my chair. No need to go outside, weirdo.

  • tOmy`

    Go Ableton or go home.

  • Palpatine

    I don’t drink.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    So you’ve given up on vodka gimlets?!

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Yes. This.
    Although today I thought I might test my luck at the local gay bar after Eurovision. It is the gay Christmas after all.

  • Palpatine

    I don’t drink beer. I’m more of a wine kind of guy. I take it vodka is big in Finland since you guys are right next to Russia.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Where is the song you promised us, you hack fraud?!

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Yeah, vodka is usually the poison of my choice. So easy to choose the taste and percentage with mixers.

  • tOmy`

    Oh yea, gamers, it is official:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybZ5nchDm6o

  • tOmy`

    Oh yea, gamers, it is official:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7sMUDbq63k

  • Trask

    Speaking of Pegg, apparently the new Star Trek is going to be less Star Trek-y and more inclusive.

  • tOmy`

    It is gonna take a lot of time. I think that “summer release” is possible, but I would have to start at some point.

    And starting has always been my problem.

  • Palpatine

    So just like Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

  • Trask

    No, more like the Avengers. Because Into Darkness wasn´t quite dumb enough.

  • Palpatine

    Whatever, I don’t for Star Trek anyway. Sorry Mike!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i like red rum.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i feel the need…

  • Palpatine
  • Uncle Dan

    When I was a teenager it was: pub, nightclub, late night snack, home.
    Now it’s “I bought beer from the shop, let’s drink it at home.”

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i could watch that for hours.

  • Uncle Dan

    I don’t think they mind that much if it isn’t slow boring Star Trek anymore, as long as it still works. Star Trek ’09 was dumb but worked, Into Darkness was dumb and didn’t work.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    it’s not officially called underground 3 tho[because it’s a reboot of the entire series and because it will probably be nothing like the original underground games].the “all footage captured in game” gave me a good chuckle.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    @omitted:disqus i’m watching B5 ‘into the fire’
    pop quiz hotshot! what does “Ahel” mean?

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Continuous fire!

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Note to self: cooking in your underwear can be a painful experience when the cooking oil sprays around. Also, this is the reason it took me so long to answer you, @thereturnofthecorpse:disqus I wasn’t cheating!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    undawear? are you expecting visitors?

  • Palpatine

    Wow, you know we’re getting way off-topic when people start talking about cooking in their underwear. By the way Omitted; boxers, briefs, or pantaloons?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    lace?

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Just my usual getup when I haven’t left the apartment the whole day.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Sorry to disappoint you, but boxers.

  • Well that may be true. But you know how it’s also hip and cool to be straight edge or vegetarian or vegan while you’re in a band now?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    it just got to the bit where the Shadow asks Lorien “Will you come with us?” the desperate plea of a lost child wanting its parents. after years of making them the most evil thing you could imagine, you find they are just lonely. pure genius.

  • Palpatine

    No offence, but you’ve always struck me as a briefs kind of guy.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Yes. This.
    It’s always great when the antagonists have a clear reason/ideology for their actions, not just ’cause they’re evil’.

  • …to take a shit on this whole franchise. It hasn’t been any good since NFS5. I did enjoy the 2010 Hot Pursuit, however.

  • *lace

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    We don’t wanna cage the monster too tightly, now do we? 😉

  • Andrew Thompson.

    that’s why i loved the Mollari J’kar arc so much. all the evil shit they did was for what they thought was for the good of their people. and that even after the Narn atrocities early on or the centari bombing Narn flat with asteroids you have sympathy for their characters. Molaris face as you see the reflection of the ships firing the asteroids in the window is unbelievably cool. i hope the reboot works.

  • Uncle Dan

    There’s a reboot?

    Edit: Just Googled. Woah cool.

  • Palpatine

    What the hell are you guys talking about?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    possibly maybe soonish.

  • Uncle Dan

    Babylon 5.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    at least its not Star Trek.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    If JMS is not at the helm, someone needs to die!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    he is. and he has said if WB wont play ball he will finance it him self. its a big screen reboot 2016 filming, using any original cast still alive and willing.

  • Uncle Dan

    From what I’ve just read, WB has the rights to TV, but he has the rights to a movie, so it should be alright.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Too bad B5 never really worked in a movie format, at least in my opinion. In the Beginning was great, but only because it relies so heavily on you already knowing what the hell is going on.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i liked thirdspace.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    It was okay, but go on and try to make it fit in the series canon. “Oh yeah, we had an invasion by these aliens stronger than the Vorlons, let’s never mention it again!”

  • Andrew Thompson.

    at least it wasnt legend of the rangers…. lets never speak of that either.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Not a fan of the Hand? Me neither, except my own.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Had to scroll up to get proper context for this comment.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Jack has mentioned software on the pre-rec streams. There’s some adobe monthly fee that let’s you try out all their stuff too. It’s pricey, you may have to pirate the internet seas instead.

  • RLMkeepitup

    That first Z movie was so bad I felt depressed a bit leaving the theater. My favorite part is when Pitt injects himself with a random virus (could be AIDs , could be herps) and the zombies instantly don’t like his smell anymores.

  • Palpatine

    So Chris Pratt is apologizing in advance for anything offensive he might say during the Jurassic World press tour:
    http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/chris-pratt-pens-apology-in-advance-for-jurassic-world-press-tour-2015235

  • RLMkeepitup

    It had the big evil ship that was painted evil colors and went faster than light speed. That’s all I remember.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    No.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I just came back from Ex Machina. Omitted, I’m afraid the concept of eating ice cream in the movies has contaminated our land, as well. And the commercials were 15 minutes. 15 minutes! At least now I know better to go in 15 minutes late next time.

  • Uncle Dan

    Probably Jay’s too, though we all knew that. Check out those arms! 😉

  • RLMkeepitup

    You think that’s to stir up publicity or that he doesn’t know anything about Jurassic park and is afraid? Also lol: Avengers: Age of Ultron actors called Scarlett Johansson’s character Black Widow “a slut” during an interview.

  • Uncle Dan

    Thirdspace is best viewed as a standalone… which is okay except in the context of how good B5 was as long running story.

  • Uncle Dan

    I never watched Legend of the Rangers. Is it really that bad?

  • Uncle Dan

    Yeah, it’s seemed fairly clear that despite the overall quality of the movies, Jeremy Renner (don’t know about Chris Evans) could not give less of a fuck about them. So him just talking random shit during press tours makes sense in that context, and I really doubt Chris Pratt really gives a shit about Jurassic World so the chances of him saying random shit should be… entertaining.

  • Uncle Dan

    These long ones do make these a little more difficult don’t they…

  • Uncle Dan

    Some of the Swiss commercials are laughably cheap. I think there’s one that has run for the last couple of years and it’s basically a single cheap powerpoint slide with WordArt and a short voiceover.

  • instant relief

    Mmm, time to dust off my butt plug.

  • instant relief

    Time to pray to Jaysus, guys.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Here we have the same two “powerpoint” ads in rotation until the film’s scheduled starting time, which is when the real commercials start. Gotta make sure everyone sees dem expensive ads, folks!

  • But Corpus Jaysusi is in two weeks.

  • instant relief

    It’s always time to pray to The Lord Jaysus, Our Editing Saviour! Away with you, heretic!

  • Uncle Dan

    Our cheap ads are intermixed with expensive ads, making the difference between them totally jarring.

    That powerpoint slide ad about a rope bridge park can be sandwiched between the multiclimate travel of beer ads, and the clever animation of insurance ads.

  • Uncle Dan

    So everyone worships Rich, and Omitted worships Jay, but does no one worship Mike?

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Did you go into one of those hippie-dippie small movie theaters? None of that ice cream eating bullshit in Finnkino’s monopoly places, no sir!

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Jaws was ‘dyke for Mike’.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Don’t forget the glittered lube!

  • instant relief

    And by dyke you mean reenact the most fappable scene from Irreversible?

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Jay can handle me anyway he likes.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    If only that were true.

    I think the idea hasn’t quite sunk in people’s minds just yet. At least I haven’t seen anyone with ice cream in the theater. But they sure were selling it as movie snacks.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    *Copyright by WWYF

  • RLMkeepitup

    He seems like a nice guy, I mean we made out once.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  • tOmy`

    I am more of a Gillian fanboyette.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    You snooze you lose.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Okay, it has been over a year since I’ve been to a bar alone on the prowl so I might be a little rusty. “I’ve got condoms that are about to expire” is a valid pick up line, right guys?

  • You know, if Rich is God, then Jay is Jaysus. That makes Mike is the Holy Ghost, or something. And nobody knows exactly what the holy ghost is.

  • Tuesday. And that’s better than mine – “Condoms?! Who needs condoms?”

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Being a Mike fanboy is too obvious.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    You dare to mention that harlot in my presence?!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Nah, he is just a comedian.

  • instant relief

    So fabulous!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Well, there’s that, and Darin Morgan writing an episode. He only wrote 4 episodes, but two of those are the two best episodes of the entire run, and the other two are easily among the top 15 episodes.

  • tOmy`

    Still feeling sad about her tapping the Milwaukee beer belly?

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Gutted, actually.

  • instant relief

    Please don’t hate us Europeans for the ESC.

  • instant relief

    Yeah, Mike is just way too mainstream.

  • Uncle Dan

    Jack really doesn’t get enough love. You know, aside from his wife and kids.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    What makes you think he’s not in a loveless marriage?

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Boss is a Swedish-Finnish mutant himself, as far as I know.

  • Depends. There are different levels and costs. You know beginner, amateur, semi-pro and professional.

    VideoPad is good for starters, just to get things going.

    Try Jaycut. It’s a web based editor. Kind of slow but you dont have to download and install anything.

    The better alternatives are Pinnacle Studio and Corel Video Editor. They have more than the basic stuff but are not industry leading software.

    Otherwise if you want to have more powerful tools and go professional you could get Sony Vegas, Adobe Premiere, Magix Video or Ulead Videostudio.

    Most have trial versions you could download at their websites.

    Just remember to shoot at HFR and 3D!

  • Correct. 5/5

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • dejectedchuckle

    He’s satirizing entertainment news outlet’s and the internet’s sensationalism culture.

  • What a fun character he was. So memorable.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Jaycut is the one omitted uses.

  • Tru, dat.

  • Palpatine

    Poor Dex, it’s a shame his filthy diner got shut down by the Galactic Department of Health.

  • Palpatine

    I think he’s saying that so Josh Whedon doesn’t get pissed at the “sexism” in Jurassic World.

  • Red Skeleton

    Watching with my wife.

  • dejectedchuckle

    That’s extremely funny given Pegg’s recent comments about The Avengers. Wonder how pissed the studio is about that…

  • dejectedchuckle

    Well yeah. And everyone blowing their stack at Whedon on twitter. And everyone mad at Renner and Evans.

  • Palpatine

    While I’m sure he does care about the the movie he’s in, Chris just seems like the kind of guy who just likes to have fun with his the role he’s in and doesn’t care what critics have to say about him. And for that, I respect him.

  • Palpatine

    I highly expect him to be the best thing about the film. Other than the dinosaurs of course.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Stop rubbing your heterosexuality in our faces!

  • Trask

    Damn, that estonia boy was cute.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Just wait for Måns!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Jack is like the Winston Zeddemore of the RLM crew. The everyman. Just like with Ghostbusters, I like all 4. I don’t get why some people (mostly RLM noobs) hate Jack.

  • Palpatine

    Hey Omitted, I just got my week’s copy of Entertainemt Weekly with Chris Pratt on the cover:
    http://www.ew.com/article/2015/05/20/this-weeks-cover-chris-pratt-jurassic-world

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    The most important result of the night is already clear: Congrats Ireland for voting ‘yes’ on gender-neutral marriage! Although in principle I don’t think human rights should by up to a majority vote, which implies they can also be taken away by popular vote, but I’m still glad about the result!

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    I love the fact that their webzone is ew.com 😉

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Is this the official Eurovision commentary thread now?

    You tried Serbs, but I saw right through your fat empowerement song. Being different by being overweight is not okay.

  • Trask

    Not bad, but not as good as estonia. Also, I dont like his comments.

  • ♪ We are the heroes of our tiiiime. Oooh oooh. ♪

    https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1388/31/1388310408374.jpg

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Get off on my lawn!

  • Stolen from reddit: Josh ‘The Wizard’ talks about MST3K on some podcast. http://yirts.libsyn.com/mst3k-talk-with-josh-aka-the-wizard

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Måns FTW! I wanna be the future-ex Mrs. Bauman Zelmerlöw…

  • More a helpline in case you want you want to ♪ end your life tonight. ♪

  • I’ll post him to you if I see him here in Sweden.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Tusen tack! Kiitos!

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Jack’s married? My plans just got … complicated.

  • Those dingo lovers sure rocked Europe tonight.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    What the hell?! That song was the most generic yawnfest ever.

  • I really don’t care. I’m sittng here and doing other things on a borrowed laptop. I raise my vioce from time to time so people think I’m watching.

    #doyourtaxesNOW

  • Bearded ladies, burning pianos…welcome to Austria

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Now that I saw the whole performance, I conquer.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Sounds like my kinda place!

  • Mad Max: Parta naiset ja palavat pianot

  • Wurst : makkara

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Take me away from this fiery hell = Vie minut pois tästä helvetin pätsistä

    +1 translators

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    I had to turn the subtitles off or I’d die of embarrassment.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    B-But they’re the best part!

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Maybe for amateurs like you…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    🙁 Why you only like pros like Jay?

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    pornos*

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Prornos.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Älä opeta isääs naimaan!

    Vitsi vitsi, haittaakse?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Aisii watjuu titteer.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    I’m a little tipsy at the moment!

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    I’ll take two!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    That sounds like an invitation.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    I’m gay game if you are!

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Fun fact: The Italian boys had a moopie inspired video for their song.

    https://youtu.be/4TEpHTVWXnM

  • WrongWithYourFace

    But I just brushed my teeth!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Oh, yeah. I was kind of baffled by the Spidey bits.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    I’ll lick them clean for ya!

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    I named them nerdy one, funny one and hot one. Hot one was Spidey if I remember correctly.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Didn’t I just tell you: I cleaned them alrea– Ooooohh…

  • My ex wife

    You don’t have rights, you have privileges.

  • Trask

    There are way too many #acceptance songs this year.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    If I had a euro for every vote Måns is gonna get…

  • My ex wife

    A nice way to cleanse myself after seeing Eurovision.

  • My ex wife

    She is hot, older than me and drives a Porsche, I’m in love. 😀

  • My ex wife

    The dress the girl on the left is wearing is… rather nice.
    The girl on the right might be a terminator, she looks pissed off.

    Looks like it’s a 3 horse race now, and the UK aint in it!

  • I hope that Russia wins otherwise we will get that… thing here next year.

  • My ex wife

    Russians getting booed, you gun that crowed down! 😀

  • The lady on the left told them to behave. Go Grrrll

  • My ex wife

    Can Australia win so that they have to host it, or is there a rule that they don’t have to host even if they won?

    You’re Sweden right?

  • My friend told me that if the Aussies won it would be held in Germany. Yes I live in Sweden, my parents are Finnish

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I don’t think it’s too flattering on her.

    UK tends to have notoriously bad contestants.

  • Just 1 point

  • My ex wife

    Make the Germans pay, they have all the money.

    1 point for us from Ireland? no christmas card for them anymore.

  • Send them a “nuclear postcard”. You have nukes right?

  • My ex wife

    Was the UK so bad this year?

    This whole thing reminds me of this…

    http://wearemoviegeeks.com/wp-content/uploads/Untitled-1222.jpg

  • My ex wife

    No points from the Aussies for the UK??

    We invented them! and this is the thanks we get. haha

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Fuck the Russians! What’s wrong with you people (voters around Europe)?!

  • My ex wife

    Conchita raging on the crowed now too!

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Fuck you, you Russia lover!

  • The Bearded Sausage Lady keeps a tight shift

    *pun intended*

  • *nukes

  • *tons and tons of nukes

  • I guess something was put in people’s drinks.

  • My ex wife

    For the moment. So old now they are probably duds!

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Putin*

  • Yes. This.

  • *shaft

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Are you a dirty Russian, my ex wife?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Well, you weren’t that bad this time, I think. But you always have the same type of corny hyperactive songs. I still remember the one that had flight attendants and whatnot. That was pretty horrible.

  • My ex wife

    Do I watch…
    Birdman.
    Theory of everything.
    Foxcatcher.

  • The scene work was awesome. 10/10 Loved that artdeco set

  • Birdman?

  • Trask

    Birdman. The best option by far.

  • Something… prisoners… something colonies.

  • My ex wife

    12 points from us Nass. You’re welcome.

  • Have to agree with the lads. Birdman

  • My ex wife

    Thankfully not, I’m a dirty English.

  • OwGawd! There is no tomorrow….

  • My ex wife

    Haha, you’re stomping everybody now Nass.

    Looks like next year you can be there in person.

  • Luckily I have my Gungan paradise I could escape the whole planet. But in all seriousness I could be forced to be there in person thanks to some fanatic friends.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    At least they just dug themselves into a hole by giving eight to Måns.

  • Trask

    Looks like Omi’s future ex has beaten off Mother Russia.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Thank Our Lord Rich Evans, the Russians lost! I’m off to bar!

  • My ex wife

    They didn’t lose like Germany did tho.

  • KILL ME! KILL ME NOW! That crap is on it’s way here.

    #suicidepill

  • Nestettä mahaan, ei tätä muuten kestä.

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • My ex wife

    It’s gonna be great!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    That’s the president of Finland, in case you were wondering.

  • My ex wife

    Where is Jay when you need him??

    This show is so awkward.

  • My ex wife

    You’re in safe hands.

  • I’ll find a way for Måns to end up in Omitteds basement… yes, that would be great.

  • What a hit.

    #eduskunta

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Is Macbeth a secret asshole?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM7ErUl_FXs

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Is he a Eurovision contestant?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    The superhero one! People, they love blood. They love action. Not this talky, depressing, philosophical bullshit.

  • tOmy`

    This is the first time in my life I realized that Eurovision is somewhat a big deal.

    So… I guess thank you, guys.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I don’t even know what Eurovision is.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    A what?

  • The Swedish Eurovision classics.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEXgXG6DtMY

  • Red Skeleton

    Thank fuck

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Yes.

  • After a night of ESC I need some good old tunes. Night ya’ll.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlgBh7L-3T0

  • Red Skeleton

    Move to Ireland if you don’t like it.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I’m from South America, and while I had a notion of what Eurovision is, this year I learned that it is the biggest non-sport tv event in the world. Weird. It must really be a big deal in Europe, Asia, Africa and Oceania.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Yes. This.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Salea tääl jakkaa. Vitun kokkare!

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Okay, it’s last call at the bar and I didn’t find the prince of my dreams. Big frigging surprise!

  • Uncle Dan

    I found it interesting that it was a real trend that people tended to vote for their neighbouring countries.

  • Uncle Dan

    Did you use the condoms line?

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Interesting? I call it the fucking cancer of Eurovision.

  • Uncle Dan

    I also wondered where that popularity came from. Because she was pretty? Because she cried? Because she’s a mom?

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    I didn’t even get a chance 🙁

  • Uncle Dan

    If it helps, I invited a girl over to watch with me. She didn’t stay.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Thank Rich it didn’t carry further!

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    *virtual hug*

  • Supermeerkat

    Will you guys come to merry englande and perform an hilarious commentary in my living room. I can offer you nothing, you hacks.

  • Red Skeleton

    Who’s an hack? Mike’s not an hack. Jay’s not an hack. Do you think Rich is an hack?

  • Red Skeleton

    Is the condom line “A bear ate all my clothes. All that’s left are these condoms.” Probably the one FUNNY line from Bruno.

  • Supermeerkat

    Using the term “hack” to describe the RLM crew, either individually or collectively, is something of a recurring gag round these parts.

  • Red Skeleton

    Wait are you angry that I’m heterosexual, or angry that I’m a heterosexual watching Eurovision?

  • Red Skeleton

    THANKS FOR CLEARING THAT UP YOU HACK!

  • Supermeerkat

    I SEE WHAT YOU DID YOU HACK!

  • Red Skeleton

    I love it when Georgia gives Russia points. BECAUSE STALIN WAS SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

  • Uncle Dan

    I think it’s “Don’t invade us again like you did a few years ago (again)! We promise we won’t try to get closer to Europe!”

  • Red Skeleton

    Appeasement, hm? I’d like to think Eurovision isn’t THAT big of a deal, but…

  • Hank_Henshaw

    “Hacks” is disrespectful. What you mean is “Hack Frauds”.

  • Red Skeleton

    You know I’ve been meaning to ask you for a while now… Why Hank Henshaw? He hasn’t been relevant since, what, the 90’s?

  • Red Skeleton

    Not to mention calling him Hank Henshaw (as opposed to The Cyborg or something similar) only calls attention to the fact he’s a Reed Richards parody.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Pretty much that’s the reason (boy, they really ran the character to the ground in the 90s). He reminds me of when I got back to reading DC after the few years I spent reading only Marvel. I jumped ships because of Spidey’s clone saga.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    The condom line is the one I asked the comment section’s opinion on 7 hours ago, you hack!

  • Red Skeleton

    You’re obviously a bit more “up” on DC/Marvel stuff than me. Well the Reign of Superman was a memorable time from my youth. For some reason I remain fonder of Steel and The Executor. Kind of interesting to read later on that Executor was a parody (or a commentary) on 80’s/90’s “dark” heroes.

  • Marry me, Måns Zelmerlöw!

    Practice in the gallery!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    And… even if by that point I was pretty much done with DC, he was relevant for a bit because that HACK (I really mean it) Geoff Johns turned him into a Green Lantern bad guy, and Green Lantern was a big deal in those years.

  • Red Skeleton

    Eh, that KIND OF makes sense given what Hank did to Coast City.

  • My ex wife

    What were you watching tho?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    You mean the Erradicator? And, yes. Steel might be my second favorite Superman-related character behind Lois (not counting Superman, obviously). Oh, and ALL four replacement “Supermen” were parodies of late 80s, early 90s extreme heroes. Superboy was the radical teen that played basketball and had an earring. Erradicator would kill people, no remorse. Cyborg was half-machine. Steel was more positive, but still banded metallic uniform, from the ghetto (even if he was a super genius).

  • Red Skeleton

    Well hell I’ll just go click “load previous” or whatever 3 or 4 times and wait 10 seconds for it to load each section of back comments so I can see this goddamn line of yours because I’M NOT FUCKING OMNISCIENT!

  • My ex wife
  • Hank_Henshaw

    Yeah. What didn’t make sense was him being “Cyborg Superman”, when he had dropped that nickname years before. He was only calling himself Superman because he wanted people to think he was the real Superman, once his cover was blown, he even stopped using Superman’s outfit. I guess you can argue that he was fucking insane, so why not.

  • Red Skeleton

    Oh, god, yeah, Eradicator. Where’d I get Executor?

  • omniscient

    But I am now!

  • omniscient

    The gayest show on Earth?

  • Red Skeleton

    Eh, I get Superboy and Eradicator but Cyborg and Steel as parodies I’m not seeing…. Hm, well Steel and Cyborg were kind of “stock” now that I think about it, but they were mostly played straight iirc.

  • My ex wife

    It is? It’s kind of a joke over here. I don’t know what my European neighbours really think of it.

  • Uncle Dan

    Eurovision finals, with the appropriate alcohol.

  • Red Skeleton

    YAY! This will not make sense in a day though.

  • My ex wife

    It has been happening for years.

  • omniscient

    ♫ There’s a club if you’d like to go
    You could meet somebody who really loves you
    So you go, and you stand on your own and
    You leave on your own and you go home,
    And you cry and you want to die. ♪

    https://youtu.be/Ia98fEVwpfk

  • omniscient

    So lethal amount?

  • omniscient

    You don’t make sense in a day!

  • Palpatine

    Don’t worry Omitted, I’m sure you’ll find the man of your dreams someday.

  • Red Skeleton

    I can see why you don’t get laid much.

  • Supermeerkat

    Fuck! I need to kill those Russians for profaning the sacred brilliance of the Smiths! Were Johnny Marr dead, he’d be spinning in his grave at this outrage.

  • omniscient

    I’m kinda mean drunk, gotta admit…

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Remember Superman was in part killed because the comic creators were asked to stall the Clark/Lois wedding (because the tv show was going to do that first), but also they wanted to make a commentary that Superman was still relevant. So, they “killed” him, and the 4 potential replacements were all representatives of more current (at the time) hero archetypes. So, yeah, maybe not “parodies”, like Lobo (of Wolverine and Punisher), but certainly made to show Superman was still their superior.

  • omniscient

    I already did. He hosts a hack fraud internet show won the Eurovision tonight!

  • Palpatine

    I thought he worked at a dinosaur theme park on an island in the South Pacific.

  • omniscient

    The Who?

  • Red Skeleton

    Ooooh, right… Ok that makes sense. ….. yet they brought him back with a fucking MULLET.

  • My ex wife

    Because Russia didn’t like the fact a guy with a beard who is a woman won last year. So I suspect it was a case of, be nice to Russia this time.

    #dontputpoloniuminmydrinksputin

  • omniscient

    Russia and Putin can go fuck themselves in the ass with their anti-propaganda laws!

  • Supermeerkat

    No, The Smiths, you big silly goose!

  • My ex wife

    Well, you only have yourself to blame I suppose.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Not a mullet!!!! Long hair*! Nightwing is the one that had a mullet.

    *This is a heated topic of debate among fans of that period. Though some artists really drew him with a mullet.

  • My ex wife

    I noticed. :O

  • Palpatine

    You mean that crazy family that forces their kids to go into show business?

  • fred

    It’s Pg13

  • omniscient

    What what?

  • Supermeerkat

    Nope. I mean the band from Manchester, in the North of England, fronted by a very, very unhappy man called Morrisey. Although, what you’ve said does describe something The Smiths / Morrisey would sing about.

  • My ex wife

    You put the wrong link Ommie. I will let it go this time, but never deny The Smiths again.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojbEWJFF3Dw

  • Supermeerkat

    God bless you person from the internet. May choirs of angels sing you to your sleep.

  • Palpatine

    What the hell are you Europeans talking about?!

  • My ex wife

    Supermeerkat it was really nothing.

  • Supermeerkat

    Culture, good food and our dislike of the Americans.

  • omniscient

    We dirty ‘Peans just had our gay Christmas a.k.a. Eurovision Song Contest!

  • Supermeerkat

    Go Sweden!

  • omniscient

    Our lovely neighbors!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    The Smiths > The Smiths.

    I’ll let you guess which is which.

  • Palpatine

    Screw this planet, I’m going back to my own galaxy!

  • Supermeerkat

    Home of Abba, suicide and Volvo.

  • omniscient

    witch*

  • Palpatine

    You bastard!

  • omniscient

    Come on now Palpy, relax and enjoy a BJ or two…

  • Palpatine

    Is BJ a type of beer?

  • omniscient

    Lemme show you. Just drop those pantaloons…

  • Supermeerkat

    In sweden it’s both.

  • Palpatine

    You sure you wanna blow me? I’m a wrinkly old man.

  • Supermeerkat

    We see past that, and perceive your inner beauty.

  • Palpatine

    I’m pure evil, I have no inner beauty.

  • omniscient

    I’m drunk, horny and lonely. At this point I would blow a tauntaun!

  • Supermeerkat

    You look like Iain McDiarmid and you he gives me the horn.

  • Supermeerkat

    Blow me at the same time – jousting is fun!

  • omniscient

    *slurps*

  • My ex wife

    Finished watching Birdman.

    It was alright.

  • Uncle Dan

    As usual, pretty much.

  • omniscient

    becoming Nerdman*

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    What the hell is South America, Europe, Asia, Africa, and Oceania?! …

  • omniscient

    The parts of the world that matter, you Candylandian!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i was going to say that. i dont think anyone gives votes to russia, russia just takes them.
    in russia eurovision watches you.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    oceania is australia and pacific islands(the good ones?)

  • omniscient

    @thereturnofthecorpse:disqus you missed all the fun! Your cuntry placed better than I thought possible, 5th!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    the problem is Guy is a pop singer, and he won australian idol. he is the definition of bland.

  • Palpatine

    You should watch Boyhood next. It took 12 years to make. Did you know it took 12 years to make? You actually see the kid grow up on screen before your eyes.

  • Palpatine

    Just a head’s up, they smell bad on the outside.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i like mike.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    it has production values on par with the B5 pilot, the sets and cgi are shit. G’kars only in it for 5 seconds.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    not bad

  • Mike Magnum

    Rich Evens as the “The Terminator”

    http://oi57.tinypic.com/2ros67r.jpg

  • Andrew Thompson.

    there are Eurovision DVD’s i feel it needs to be on WotW

  • RLMkeepitup

    Glorious work. Lighting perfectly matched, best attention to blending the neck region, and matching the resolutions of the images. 9/10 !

  • Palpatine

    Still better than mine:
    http://i.imgur.com/56lvxIB.png?1

  • instant relief

    I just wanna stick Jack’s bald head in a bucket of lube.

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • TapewormBike

    Don’t put me in the same category.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    and thats why your awake and they are not. they are sleeping of a massive hangover and dreaming of flying bearded ladies.

  • TapewormBike

    And I am working, on sunday at 8am. FML – ITA.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    poor bastard. i slept till 10am and just dicked around in the garden. lazzzzzy sunday.

  • TapewormBike

    I have a lot of dicking to do in our garden, but I hate that. I am from a small village, I moved to the Big City to be far from that. I like fruit and veggies from Spain. pesticides are yummy as far as I can tell.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i see your hatred and it is beautiful.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    every christmas we use our own beef and lamb and potatoes from the garden for the dinner. next time your in a place you can get some australian lamb eat it. it might be mine….
    but wont be we only have 175 sheep, out of the 250,000,000 in australia.

  • TapewormBike

    Well, I am glad I stopped being a vegetarian then. I want that Thompson taste in my mouh.

  • TapewormBike

    I liked it a lot, granted, might be because I saw it in the cinema the same day as Whiplash and was a bit buzzed.

  • TapewormBike

    Just thinking about Cameron’s movies, Avatar might have been an even bigger dissapointment than Phantom Menses was.

  • omniscient

    I knew that if I dragged myself out of the bed I’d catch you two in the act!

  • TapewormBike

    Guiltyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • omniscient

    My head hurts. Maybe giving head to someone else might help?

  • omniscient

    That’s just his secret identity on Earth. He likes to be called Starlord.

  • omniscient

    Last time you hosted the ticket prices were astronomical, I checked. You hack frauds!

  • omniscient

    If I had Måns for every euro I have… Wait, what?

  • Uncle Dan

    I like cities, personally, but Zurich is just the right size. Big enough so that it never feels lacking, but not so big that it’s claustrophobic.

  • Uncle Dan

    So I finally watched the first Mad Max last night, because friends who loved Fury Road wanted to see what the original was like. I’d seen Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior but not Mad Max.

    Yeah it was fine. I think they were a little disappointed though, considering the drastic difference in… almost everything except cool action chase scenes.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    take two cocks. if pain persists see your doctor… for more cock.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    its not that bad…. aparently. i wouldnt know, i have never lasted through more than 5 minutes of it before getting sick of it and changing the channel.

  • omniscient

    Do I take them both orally or could the other one be consumed like a suppository?

  • TapewormBike

    Anybody seen the Redneck Avengers by Bad Lip Reading? Made my morning.

  • Supermeerkat

    And now it’s made mine.

  • TapewormBike

    That shit just keeps on giving

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • Andrew Thompson.

    sure why not.

  • It’s simplistic, stupid at times (most of the time). But it surely wasn’t as terrible as Phantom Menace because there weren’t any preconceived expectations with regards to the subject matter, for one. If you think about it Aliens is not a masterpiece in terms of plot either. Neither is Titanic. I mean, come on, a ship that big couldn’t have been sunk by such a puny iceberg.

  • Tinypic shows me everything BUT the picture (including a picture of a female butt).

  • So, the Eurovision Song Contest is really inclusive right now. Not only does it feature LGBT or mentally-, or physically-impaired performers. Moreover, it also features the geographically impaired with the newest addition of Australia beside Israel. Go EU! You could learn a thing or two America. Just teach us to write better songs while you’re at it. Even Iceland can’t help for some reason.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    it was an inside job.

  • It certainly made some heads go up.

  • tOmy`

    Not only I am going to see Mad Max today, but as an added bonus, I shall watch top 5 Eurovision songs and then rip them apart. So believe it or not, I am gonna bring up something relevant today.

    Speaking of relevant, have you, guys, seen Justified? It’s like Game of Thrones, only different.

  • tOmy`

    I think the biggest non-sport event in Europe is Premier League.

    OH-NO-(S)HE-DIDNT!

  • Have you seen Boyhood, though? It’s nothing like Game of Thrones or Justified. It is objectively far better, however, because it took 12 years to make.

  • tOmy`

    Not enough Harlan County and Timothy Olyphant. But that can be said abut everything.

  • tOmy`

    Speaking of Justified: David Lynch will direct new Twin Peaks. It is going to have eighteen episodes. Badalmenti and restored Double R Diner are in the mix as well!

  • instant relief

    What is this Twin Peaks you speak of? A new titty bar?

  • tOmy`

    Justified spin-off.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    its the prequel to the X files.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    See that’s the thing.Eurovision is not revelant.Unless you’re into a collection of the most bland pop songs collection ever put together for a tv broadcast.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    have fun.

  • TapewormBike

    That’d be a first one.

  • andypants1989

    I saw it a few days after seeing it the first time. It didn’t hold up quite as well in my estimation after I knew what was coming. Still good though.

  • andypants1989

    Foxcatcher is quite good though. TOE is just a boring standard oscar bait prestige ‘important person’ biopic.

  • andypants1989

    Australia is about as ‘Euro’ as the fucking Moon.

  • I swear this. By harlot Camelot.

  • *SPOILERS*
    Mel Gibson screams in an answeringmachine for two hours.

  • tOmy`

    That is somewhat the definition of “relevant” in music industry.

  • Woke up this morning and there was nothing in the news but the Eurovision victory. But I fixed it. I smashed the TV with a brick and tied up my family in the attic.

    #Nass’sdayoff

  • Andrew Thompson.

    the point isnt the music its the freak show train wrecks on the stage.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    you dont have a basement?

  • tOmy`

    Ironically, after Eurovision comment spam, I woke up this morning and got myself a gun:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W3A34TTxFU

  • I’m more of a Bagul type of person. We operate better in attics

  • tOmy`

    Would you be so kind and point out the attic on this picture:

    http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130202000641/starwars/images/5/5b/Otoh_Gungan-Star_Tours_II.png

    You are making my brain hurt.

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • tOmy`

    Hey now! A3 is far from generic!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    its the ball on the top left.

  • Oh. That thing … I left Naboo to get away from my first wife. She took all in the divorce. let her keep it. It’s just poor CGi anyway.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    was eurovision in english in every country?

  • Alex

    It’s a Kama Sutra audiobook from Jodorowski, narrated by Lynch.

  • instant relief

    I’d buy that for a… for 99 cents.

  • Alex

    Birdman was awfully pretentious, the prequels were better.

    http://huagl.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/birdcage.jpg

  • tOmy`

    Is everybody thinking the same thing? That if you substitute the word “music” with a “movie”, this comment spells something entirely different.

    Half in the Bag.

  • Alex

    booyyyohhhbooouuy!
    What happens in the movie?

    http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/5-24-2015/g5t6RO.gif

  • omniscient

    I think every country has commentators in their native language. In Finland we also have horribly translated subtitles for the songs, like Facey demonstrated.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    no the song where subtitled i mean the voting and presenters all spoke english. how would they get the crowds to react 40 times to get all the dubs?

  • tOmy`

    Mmmmm, purple thongs.

  • omniscient

    The commentators speak over the English speaking presenters, at least in the Finnish broadcast.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    so it is in english. should be in esperanto so no one understands it.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    its just ‘a thong’ ‘thongs’ plural is australian footwear.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    America makes good musics??

  • If Iceland can’t, someone has to…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Too bad no one thought of turning the presenters down when the commentators were speaking. I couldn’t hear neither because they were on same audio levels.

  • Skittles and Big League Chew…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Australia voted for russia i feel dirty.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i lost it when that bit came up the spiting on the glass was genius.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Sold!

  • omniscient

    Finnish sound editing is notoriously bad, in television shows and movies. Music is always too loud and speech to quiet.