The Nerd Crew – The Last Jedi Trailer #2 Breakdown!!!

August 31, 2017311 Comments

The boys are back to talk about the latest Star Wars news! As well as watch and breakdown the second trailer for Episode 8: The Last Jedi!

Filed in: Short Films

  • frankelee

    I’m glad they got a new guy to do their special effects. A real improvement over Space Cop.

  • yuzuru

    I like Jay´s sick look

  • Niels McAwesome

    You guys clearly have not seen the animated series Star Wars Rebels. In there a robot legged Darth Maul fights with Obi Wan on Tatooine. It’s already canon!

  • Michael Roberts

    In my opinion it’s the best episode ever. In my opinion. 11/10! Can’t wait for STAR WARS!!!!!

  • The last time I was this early I dropped out of college.

  • Chomiq

    It looks like he’s got AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

  • Brorsan

    Awesome, I really felt like masturbating. Thanks for uploading!

  • Brorsan

    Be cool about fire safety, Rich.

  • I love you, magnificent fuckers.

  • kuhpunkt

    Obi-Wan already reunited with Darth Maul! Aren’t you watching Star Wars Rebels? I’m certain, you are just pretending to be Star Wars fans!

  • hogscraper

    lol woosh

  • Ret Marut

    You guys are so cool you’ll already know this, but the actor who plays the General on Hoth plays an oh-so-very American on holiday in an episode of Faulty Towers. He wants a Waldorf salad. Classic!

  • HorseyFace

    Darth Maul actually took the opportunity from being cut in half to live out his dream of gender reassignment surgery and is a powerful example for transgender children today.

  • Darthmaul vs Spidermaul is the Star Wars movie we deserve.

  • I thought this was a Marvel crossover until it wasn’t.

  • Aaron Loehrlein

    Apples! Celery! Walnuts! Grapes!

  • Kaingerc

    VERY cool about it.

  • RLMkeepitup

    thank you so much for taking this to the next level and embracing your inner nerd <3

  • RLMkeepitup

    that exposed upper arm on Daisy makes the mambo juice flow to my phallic region *faaaart* why the hell is her hair in a half ass 3-part mohawk bun? 2/10

  • Michael

    Never realized that was the same actor. That’s great.

  • Gallen Dugall

    I’ve been a Star Wars fan since ’78, and love Hamill in everything he has ever done, but can’t bring myself to watch the trailers. It’s clear Disney has no plan, no ambition, and no one with the talent to craft a decent story attached to these things.

  • langweilig

    how funny! I am 40000 years old and i grew up with star wars and hate what have happened to it, but i will watch last jedi anyway. thank you for your shows, because they always make me laugh.

  • Dan

    Haha, love these nerd crew episodes!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Since they’re going to beat a dead horse, they might as well be funny at it.

  • Kaingerc

    And just like Mike’s grandpa in the second world war, Darth Maul returned in the cartoons.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I totally agree. They’re incredible.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    He’s so brave.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    And he likes Harold Robbins, an incredibly talented writer.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Looks like the Death Star Popcorn Popper was made by the Bluth Company. Reminded me of the Corn Baller. Who wants a corn ball?
    **gets hot oil splashed on him, curses in Spanish**

  • Pop Culture Reference

    If only there was a tubby vampire medical student to help save him.

  • chibimatty

    Big ups for Disney including minorities. Can’t wait for their standalone about a young Lando Calrissian growing up in Harlem.

  • Luther Blissett

    For some reason this ‘alt-right’ guy is not happy with this series…

    >>Oh yay a new Nerd Crew episode. I can’t wait to get home and not watch it.
    >>@neontaster

    Maybe the word ‘red’ is triggering him?

  • EJ

    Got bored after about 8 minutes. The business with the popcorn popper was funny though.

  • Brian Levine

    “I don’t think we’ve ever seen a Lightsaber Staff before.”

    From my re-imagining of Episode One script, written in 2003 (because I hate the Prequels so very, very much):

    Scene – Interior Hall

    The main door opens and 3 red-cloaked figures step forward. Each carries a staff. Obi-Wan turns and faces them. His face is intense.

    OBI-WAN: Anakin, you and Adalia get everyone out. I’ll take care of this.

    ANAKIN: I think that you’re going to need a little help.

    In turn, each staff extends a red light blade about two feet long. Obi-Wan ignites his lightsaber.

    OBI-WAN: Not this time. Get going.

  • TheVerySpecialK

    It’s SHE! She’s so brave, you pathetic fundamentalist! What do you think this is, the Spanish Inquisition? I bet you’re a man, as well! And not just a male, but a white male! You make me sick! Post-modernism is here to stay, but you keep trying to drag us back to the dark ages with your precious patriarchy! If you can’t get your gender pronouns right, then stay off the internet you drooling neck-beard!!!11!

  • EJ

    Now I want to hear Peter Serafinowicz voice a camp femme version of Darth Maul.

  • Alan Anderson

    these guys are funny

  • Terriosaurus Hex

    I hope you’re damn well pleased with yourselves, encouraging yet more comments referencing (repeating) your phrases as if it’s just as funny and original when they do it for the gazzillionth (real number btw) time. Nevertheless, fun time! Much appreciated. 😉

  • DanceOfBirther

    He was also disturbed by Matthew Modine’s oxymoronic helmet in Full Metal Jacket.

  • Olebole

    Please do something about Game of Thrones. There are more than enough things to joke about in it since they left George R. R. Martin’s source material behind.

  • RLMkeepitup

    once done with all the bad moopies, they can begin selection on bad tv

  • Ret Marut

    In a mayonnaise sauce!

  • Jawsphobia

    What is the background of the Kevin Smith hate? I mean, yes podcast-era Smith is very shilly and the less we know about a new Star Wars the better. (I’ll see them regardless, and I’m liking the Disney era even if RLM doesn’t. The movies are better than the hype.) But I do wonder if Kevin and Mike crossed paths and had words, maybe fought over a comic book or a framed, authenticated celebrity turd sample.

  • EJ

    Meanwhile, Billy Dee has apparently never gotten the call to appear in one of these Star Wars movies. Guy blows up the Death Star and apparently 30 years later the Galaxy has forgotten all about him. C’mon, Disney, the man is 80, put him in one of these movies before it’s too late.

  • Hopey Sockmonkey

    Soy loco por los cornballs!

  • EJ

    I think he means well, but have you tried to make it through the CinemaSins episode where he talks about Star Wars ANH? It’s unlistenable.

  • Bruce

    I watched the old trilogy last week because of that revisited fan edit of Empire. Hard to watch it now that we know 1) The Han and Leia romance will fail and Han will leave Leia, which makes his character growth pointless. 2) Luke will be the biggest failure ever as Jedi Grandmaster and will get a bunch of kids killed. The last Jedi Order lasted 1000 generations and the Republic for 1000 years. So somehow “balance to the force” from an ancient prophecy going back millennia, lasts a couple of decades?

    I think the ending group shot of ROTJ was just perfect. These characters that I grew up with, that had character growth and tremendous struggles were now two men that ran from their own problems and left their loved ones behind and Leia who was a genius politician and aspiring Jedi is now a General for some reason, when she would have been the one who hired the General. Smiling Han in the shot will die being mourned by new characters that just met him and I didn’t even shed a tear at his death like I would have if Luke or Leia was there. Lando who played a major role won’t even get a nod.

    The prequels were awful movies, but they didn’t kill the original trilogy for me. Congratulations Disney. In your effort to plagiarize an old film and make an updated Star Wars, you made the entire franchise pointless to me The only way I could ever like Star Wars again is if I refuse to acknowledge Episode 7,8,9 exist and head canon in the Thrawn trilogy as episode 7,8,9. Rogue One was a terrible film with horrendous characters but it didn’t ruin Star Wars. I wonder when people are going to realize this. Maybe the next time they watch that old trilogy. Guess Disney is banking they never will?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    [aging white dude attempting to sound hip to the kids]: Jay’s look is sick, man!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Kevin and Mike fighting would look like two elephant seals fighting for a mate.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Game of Thrones in a nutshell: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Probably the same cute bunny rabbit who killed all those knights of King Arthur.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    By triggered do you mean “punched in the face”?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I never expected the Spanish Inquisition.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    George S. Patton, star of Eight is Enough.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    If it weren’t for my horse …

  • Pop Culture Reference

    We Support the Space Badge.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Me personally [loudly sips drink], I thought the action and vistas were amazing!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    “Pfft, alive, dead, who gives a shit? We got CGI for that.” — Disney Studio Exec.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I’m waiting for the dark and gritty reboot of “Corvette Summer.”

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Marvel’s too busy trying to make Thor interesting.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I think RLM showed a clip of Smith as a prequel-liker and didn’t care much for a few of his movies and Smith blocked them on fb or twit world, er somethin’

  • MonkeyKing1969

    I feel defeated…the “novelty nerd eyeglasses frames” they are wearing are my frames.

  • Foreman 371

    fan wikis. the reason no other species will ever visit us.

  • Foreman 371

    following that logic the Resident Evil movies would be canon. It’s not that simple my earthlings.

  • Movie Wan Kenovie

    Who would the mate be?

  • Movie Wan Kenovie

    Chewie will pull that bunny’s arms out of their sockets in the deleted scenes. It will be epic.

  • Movie Wan Kenovie

    Uncanny

  • Movie Wan Kenovie

    “They look like a turd with a face”. That’s so true… at so many levels…

  • Movie Wan Kenovie

    And how does Jay know what James Earl Jones smells like???

  • andychrist

    star wars movies are shit , however products like my wifes lightsaber vibrator are excellent but make me feel inadequate as a man

  • Cakefarts

    Is objective criticism welcome? The Nerd Crew was a one joke show. The joke has been told. Repeating the joke is useless.

  • Terriosaurus Hex

    Jay?

  • Bruce

    I respectfully disagree. It’s even funnier now. Sites like IGN actually have TV shows on the Disney XD channel now, while pretending to be journalism. Never been more relevant. The fraudulent “geek” culture needs attacked. These men are doing a great service to mankind.

  • Bruce

    I respectfully disagree. It’s even funnier now. Sites like IGN actually have TV shows on the Disney XD channel now, while pretending to be journalism. Never been more relevant. The fraudulent “geek” culture needs attacked. These men are doing a great service for mankind.

  • Spoiled Ants

    It’s still safer than John Madden’s Popcorn Popper.

  • Spoiled Ants

    So they are engaged now?

  • Spoiled Ants

    The first two thirds of that sentence sounds like the Kamasutra chapter I read yesterday.

  • kuhpunkt

    No, Obi-Wan killed Maul! On Tatooine!

  • Billy Everyteen

    LOOK JUST BUY A DEATH STAR POPCORN MAKER AND SHUT THE HELL UP

  • RLMkeepitup

    how many star trek fan wiki pages has Mike at least co-authored

  • RLMkeepitup

    gives new meaning to the term Twin Saber Assault Mode™

  • EJ

    Yeah but we all know how shitty those shows are. We don’t need RLM to remind us. I agree that the joke is getting pretty stale.

  • Gallen Dugall

    What’s a popcorn maker? Isn’t that just a microwave?

  • Brian Levine

    The problem is that they had no idea where they would be going with this. 40 years between trilogies is a long time, so they knew that they needed new characters to add to the story. On that front, I’m okay with the new characters. But the complete lack of respect for the old characters and the lack of a solid concept for the story has doomed the franchise. Instead, we got a remake of the original movie, only bigger-er and badder-er.

    Alas, for me Star Wars kind’a died when Gary Kurtz left. Remember that before the Prequels came out, we used to rip on ROTJ a lot.

  • Brian Levine

    What’s Game of Thrones? Is that like Musical Toilets or something?

  • Brian Levine

    Run away! Run away!

  • DanteSuckfest202

    My favorite part of these Nerd Crew videos is that dope outro muzak. Is that an original composition or is there a full length song out there somewhere?

    I have the same feelings on the Previously Recorded series, and that at least told me what the song was.

  • Foreman 371

    If they do that then I hope it is only Jay and that bearded guy. They did a fine job on “Twin Peaks Fire Walk with me”.

  • DanteSuckfest202

    Wait, I think I figured it out. It seems to be a 16-bit cover of “Chase” by Giorgio Moroder.

  • Yup. That was a fake trailer.

    Ha. thanks.

  • Admiral Bone-to-Pick

    Who’d have thought “The Nerd Crew” would have a longer run than “Quick Cuts”?

  • LameSame

    Everyone

  • LameSame

    I was feeling that before, but I found this one to be refreshing, and maybe my favorite of the bunch.

  • Bruce

    Yeah I think I am just done with anything new from Star Wars. I have no interest in the Han movie (destroys Han’s character and arc even more) or Obi-wan movie (will defy logic unless the whole movie is him interacting with the sand people which haven’t been exploited yet) and the original trilogy is better than the remakes/soft reboot. I have no interest in seeing them destroy Luke, who Mark Hamill said they got wrong before TFA even released, in this next film or a children’s version of Admiral Thrawn in their cartoon. I wonder if one reason Disney did this is because Fox had the rights to those old movies and if they destroy and replace them or at least the “Fox versions” in peoples mind they can get more money and also can acquire them for much less by damaging the property.

    My Star Wars movies are complete now, mostly from fans work. Depspecialized edition A New Hope (just like it was in the theater), Empire Strikes Back revisited which blows away the special edition and keeps the look of the ROTJ Emperor, a 2.5 hour fan edit of the prequels, ROTJ Despecialized. It tells a complete tale and these characters are done fighting the Sith according to the own lore Disney wants to break. Outside “canon” KOTOR is a game I will always play every few years and that is the kind of thing Disney should have done in the first place, with a different timeline, but apparently they have far less creativity than a video game company.

    On the bright side…I liked the last Star Trek movie and Guardians of the Galaxy is a nice “Star Wars” for kids now days, with much better characters than TFA or Rogue One. My kids love those movies. Shame James Gunn wasn’t involved in Star Wars.

  • Yeah I am puzzled by the decision to end with Jay explaining the joke. He may as well have said “this is a fake podcast”.

  • EJ

    Or maybe like in Galaxy Quest they’ll just assume those are part of our history.

  • EJ

    I think the joke is how square the shows they’re making fun of usually are – pointing out that it’s a fake trailer is the kind of thing they would do.

  • EJ

    It’s a prequel to Mad Foxes.

  • EJ

    “I can’t put some butter on it, I can’t get the packet open! ASSWIPE!”

  • Pop Culture Reference

    It’s had a run longer than a Trump Chief of Staff.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Woo hoo! Action and vistas!
    **has a stroke**

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Nerd Crew is fake news! Sad!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Chiptunes symbolize authenticity to the nerd packs roaming the snow-covered steppes of GameStops and 7-Elevens.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    All of Chuck Berry’s songs sound the same. What a talentless hack fraud!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Speaking of “pretending to be journalism” …

    [checks Rolodex for topical Breitbart joke]

    … Judge Ito, amirite?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Investigative journalism and/or stalking.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    “The horror! The horror!” — Gary Kurtz upon seeing The Phantom Menace.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Mad Foxes had less rape than Game of Thrones.

  • RLMkeepitup

    i hope mark Hamill is a mute in the next film, we just see his facial expression, and he fights with that chode lightsaber staff

  • Pop Culture Reference

    May the Chode be with you … always.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    That joke is as lazy as the directing in Mallrats.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    **drinks some CGI Colt 45**

  • Pop Culture Reference

    What side did Mike’s grandpa fight on?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Collider and Breitbart have the same amount of journalistic integrity. In addition, both have fans who possess the same degree of disdain for critical thinking, personal hygiene, and moral bankruptcy. In summary, Harry Knowles is a punk ass bitch.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Hey, it’s not nice to make fun of Ivanka Trump like that.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    All of them?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    You don’t look a day over 29.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    CLONE TROOPERS [rapping]: We want pre-nup! We want pre-nup!

    LANDO KANYERISSIAN [rapping]: I ain’t sayin’ Maul’s a golddigger, etc.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Must have been manufactured in North Korea.

  • Leo_Silva.

    I always laugh a lot with these

  • Thanatos

    I’m guessing the structural weakness in the exploding Death Star Popcorn Maker was the lack of a small thermal exhaust port right below the main port.

  • Thanatos

    You’re next, Obi Wan!

  • Foreman 371

    I think the actual mind of a human is in hibernation most of the time and we are handling everything with our autopilots. Half wake half asleep. Would explain alot. These fans for example.

  • Moist

    I only listen to chiptunes on vinyl.

  • Moist

    Dear Mr. Evans:
    Please get on a treadmill or something. I am genuinely concerned for your health.
    Your fan,
    Moist

  • Well what you just described is the ongoing tug of war that is living as a conscious sentient being with a subconscious.

  • Ah, ein webzone!

  • Okay what Rich Evans said about Darth Maul having a robotic lower half? I remember someone in elementary school telling me that’s exactly what happens in the books or something years ago. Maybe it was just their personal fan fiction but I swear that’s a thing, or at least Rich Evans concept is not the first of its kind.

  • Foreman 371

    No its “canon” appearently. Looked that up after somone mentioned this under Plinkets Phantom Menace review on youtube. And Rich knew that or expected the others would knew but then he mentioned it and the joke didn’t work and…I mean he knows too much about that stuff. Comics and Cartoons. He is no prophet or has visions of the future. I hope at least…

  • EJ

    It was in the Clone Wars cartoon, which I believe is considered canon.

  • DRP103

    A new standalone movie was just announced! That ’50s diner from Clones gets her (yes her) own movie! In a nutshell, she transforms into a robot and joins other “transforming robots” (neat eh?) to battle the empire. Totally original in every conceivable way!

  • EJ

    I actually googled “Lobot standalone movie” to see if it was anything other than a joke on the internet. I mean, anything’s possible.

  • EJ

    “Hey, you know how everybody loved Lord of the Rings? Well, this is basically that, but with less magic and more rape!” – GoT creators’ pitch to HBO, probably.

  • Spoiled Ants

    You’re welcome 😀 But the popcorn sketch is the best one, the others are only ok. This one and the R.Kelly ‘Trapped in the cupboard’ sketch are the only ones I keep re-visiting every year.

  • RLMkeepitup

    already scene enough movies of tranny robots

  • EJ

    The Vagicil one is equally good.

    – “How does Vagicil work, John?”
    – “I don’t know! But, say you got an itch here, or a little brush fire down there…” *draws on telestrator*

  • Foreman 371

    nice try instant. nice try

  • LameSame

    The WHOLE DINER????????????DF:DSJF?L

  • LameSame

    You know this is how big of an idiot I am: I somehow thought he was talking about the run time per video, not the overall run of the series. Because I’m a big stupid person.

  • Moist

    #BringBackLobot
    Somewhere around here I got a ‘shopped image of David Cross as Tobias Funke wearing the Lobot cyber frenulum.

  • Zippo

    Ah, the guys that destroyed R1 because it had too much fanservice and thin characterization, while praising TFA which was the biggest panderfest in the history of space, and had characters that the Disney Channel writers would be ashamed of, are back to parody online SW-critics. It’s gonna be great.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    R1’s fanservice was so obvious you could see it from space. TFA had JJ Abrams’ patented Mad-libs quality with the requisite lens flare.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Can you imagine all the callbacks and references? Mitchell Hurwitz would have an aneurysm.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    It somehow all ties back to Pizzagate and Jade Helm.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Dear Mr. Trump:
    Please keep eating greasy fast food and not exercising. You are an angel of the Lord and are immune from such things as heart attacks and high cholesterol.
    Your fan,
    Joel Osteen

  • Pop Culture Reference

    “All thought must, directly or indirectly, by way of certain characters, relate ultimately to intuitions, and therefore, with us, to sensibility, because in no other way can an object be given to us.” — Immanuel Kant

  • Pop Culture Reference

    These shows are square, daddy-o. They aren’t hep cats hip to the new sound of bebop jazz.
    **plays on bongos**

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Pirate monkey rimshot? I’m unfamiliar with this adult entertainment jargon?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    If I wanted to listen to idiot dudebros from Jersey, I’d watch The Jersey Shore.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    A popcorn maker? You mean “the help”?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Here. Please accept the Pulitzer Prize for Poetry. That post was magical.

  • Strelnikov

    i can’t wait until Disney is buying the rights to various Star Wars parody films, so we get the Hardware Wars stand-alone movie, Troops stand-alone movie, and Josh Gad as Mr. Plinkett in Fat Guy Trashes Star Wars: The Stand-Alone Star Wars Movie.

    Do you already hear the sucking sound of creativity being stripped away?

  • RLMkeepitup

    they changed utube again. and i don’t like things that are diff-rent

  • Foreman 371

    Resident Evil and Devil may Cry destroyed my R1… and the X – button.

  • Oh okay yeah I thought I was trippin at first or that I had been rerouted to a fake youtube site. The logo looks odd… squashed almost. Too bold maybe

  • grootsuit

    How about making a fake Obi Wan movie trailer starring Ewan McGregor lookalike Rich Evans? In diary format…

    Year one: “Lots of sand. Haven’t been out much”.
    Year two: “Sand in underpants very irritating. Just cut a Jawa in half due to itchy ball rage”….
    Year 16:”I keep watch on this fine young man Skywalker. Also get talked about by all the kids for some reason?”

  • EJ

    Hey, cool it with the reefer, man. The fuzz are here.

  • EJ

    The Jersey Shore crew are way more entertaining and likable than Kevin Smith. Hell, I’d rather watch Bobby Bottleservice and Peter Paparazzo than listen to Kevin Smith.

  • EJ

    Why has nobody mentioned the SW sequel we all really want? That’s right, I’m talking about the standalone Nien Nunb movie.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I’m waiting for the standalone film for the “Two fighters against a Star Destroyer?” guy. Y’all know who I’m talking about.

  • Thanatos

    You can change it back, click your profile in upper right.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Facebook changed its format again!
    **cries like manbaby**

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Starring Jonah Hill as Josh Gad.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I haven’t heard canon being so vigorously debated since the Catholic Church burned all those heretics.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Sean Spicer? Is that you?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    John and Hank Green are two hip beatnik poets, man. “The Fault in Our Stars” is the best Beat novel since “Naked Lunch.”

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Even Ed Wood understands how blocking works. Kevin Smith’s directorial style can be charitably described as “pedestrian.” His early stuff had great dialogue, but his visual grammar is like watching a sexual harassment VHS from 1993. Imagine the verbal fireworks of a Quentin Tarantino movie with the visual panache of local news B-roll.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    “Rape is one of my favorite hobbies.” — Donald Trump

  • EJ

    You could have an ensemble cast of badly acted bit parts. Him, the “STILL NO… sign of captain Solo” guy, etc. Then the next film would be a teamup of all the racist caricatures – Jar Jar, Watto, Nien Nunb, etc. Let’s pitch this to Disney.

  • Strelnikov

    “You Rebel Scum” Guy: A Star Wars Tale

  • EJ

    Maybe they could get Tom Stoppard to update Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead for the two chit-chatting stormtroopers in ANH. (“Do you think it’s another drill?”)

  • EJ

    Umm, I like Star Wars movies. I like it when the lasers go “pew! pew!”

  • primitive screwhead

    They both had a ludicrous amount. For these guys to act like one had it and one didn’t just shows how hypocritical they are.

  • EJ

    Comet Pizza and Ping Pong was the 50s Diner from AotC? Holy Shit!

  • Moist

    “The boys are back to talk about the latest Star Wars news!”
    Do you have to refer to yourselves as “the boys?” Please stop forcing me to think about your genitalia.

  • Moist

    Ross Perot tried to warn us about that sucking sound!

  • Spoiled Ants

    I think it would be great if he would fight with his sadface and a limp lightsaber.

  • Zachary Smith

    It didn’t occur to me that the “Darth Vader” humidifier could possibly be a real product.

  • RLMkeepitup

    starwars has been patented, packaged, and slapped on the plastic lunchbox

  • EJ

    What do you mean? He points the camera at his actors. What else is there to moviemaking?

  • EJ

    Hey, I had a star wars lunchbox when I was a kid. Old-school metal kind too, not this newfangled plastic crap. Wish I’d kept it, the thing’s probably worth a fortune now.

  • EJ

    That old logo was so Spring 2017. Gotta stay current.

  • Movie Wan Kenovie

    You used to be cool utube… back in 2003…

  • Admiral Bone-to-Pick

    “Is that guy wearing a polo?” Haha.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    It’s a popular item of clothing to geek AND nerd culture.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Lucasfilm should get on the ball and make me a Lobot fleshlight already!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    “The boys” should only be used to describe those 3 archaic fucks who hosted Top Gear.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    They’ve already Shakespeare-ized the original trilogy, so why the hell not? Fanboys will see anything. They have more needs and less taste than a heroin addict.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Because America is opposed to hypocrisy? Come on, this civilization was founded on moral hypocrisy.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    It’s all connected, what with the reverse vampires and the RAND Corporation.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Do or do not. There is no try.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    “Jesus, add a tracking shot, you talentless fuck!” — Andy Warhol

  • LameSame

    No. It’s me, Robot George Clooney or Happy Feet or whatever other reference you fancy

  • Pop Culture Reference

    What’s really important is the curated Easter eggs. They are all amazing. JJ Abrams is so brave.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I would fancy Sean Connery dressed a la Zardoz while he eats a rather messy Philly cheesesteak.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    The alias isn’t working this time, Mr. President.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    That and travel bans.
    **rim shot**
    **sad trombone**

  • Pop Culture Reference

    If they do Game of Thrones, there would probably be a couple rape jokes here and there. That show is a wee tad rapey.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    The next level? Wouldn’t Mike get winded? I mean, come on, stairs, man.

  • Uncle Dan

    I rather liked the Tartakovsky Clone Wars show that aired between episodes 2 and 3. Of course, when I saw episode 3 I was surprised to discover that “Oh no. They require you to have watched the cartoon just so that you know who General Grievous is. You bastards.”

    The CGI show put me off by not being chronological. Is that worth it?

  • Uncle Dan

    Dan Aykroyd was right, just wrong about the reasons.

  • Uncle Dan

    I don’t think it interests them at all. The only one who watches it is Jack and only because his wife likes it.

    So don’t hold your breath, is all.

  • EJ

    I actually think a genuinely interesting slice of life movie could be made about some average punters working for the Empire. I wouldn’t trust Disney to make it, though.

  • Uncle Dan

    So I saw that Lego has an “Elves” cartoon show. Honestly, I wondered if they’d be based on the Grizzly Adams Christmas classic.

  • Brian Levine

    I have an Ugnaut food dicer. And it really, really works.

  • Brian Levine

    Episode XII: The Revenge of the Avenged

    Clone Emperor Palpatine: “Lord Solo………Riiiiiiiise.”
    Reanimated Han: “Errrgggghhh…my back.”

  • Brian Levine

    Moist is one of those words that sits just on the cusp of being uncomfortable.

  • Brian Levine

    I used to wear Polo. Switched to Aramis.

  • Brian Levine

    Ah…like Lower Decks on TNG. Only if it takes place on the Death Star during the time frame of ANH.

  • Moist

    Is “the cusp of being uncomfortable” your tongue? I’ll totally sit on that.

  • EJ

    It takes a few episodes before it figures out what its tone should be, so you have to give it a chance. Ahsoka Tano especially starts out being pretty annoying. But yeah, it gets really good.

  • EJ

    The New Yorker ran a poll a while back where they found it was the most hated word in the English language.

  • Brian Levine

    That narrows it down to 3 sets of hosts. I’m gonna go with the one that had Joey.

  • Uncle Dan

    How about Rebels? It’s been going a while now. I tried the first episode or two but wasn’t really into something that seemed to be Jedi focused.

  • Brian Levine

    As long as you said “May the Force be with you” as you did it, I got no problem.

  • Foreman 371

    reminds me of the good old times. When people could talk about their desires freely here and we shared funny videos and pictures. Aussy guy, Palpy, Sully, OMNI, Fluffy Deluxe (loved that guy, heart of gold!), LikeIcare, WrongWithYourFace… tomy. yeah even Fred I guess. RIP brothers and sisters.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Not Porthos?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Worse than a pulp of phlegm?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    And only if Eddie Izzard can do the screenplay.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    There needs to be a standalone movie for Admiral Bone-to-Pick.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Irma? sounds like my ex-wife

  • Moist

    Jesus Christ. I have no idea who any of these people are and yet you insist on making me imagine their balls.

  • Movie Wan Kenovie

    Colin Trevorrow exits Episode IX. Don’t let the Death Star popcorn maker cool down, Nerd Crew!

  • Movie Wan Kenovie

    Colin Trevorrow exits Episode IX. Don’t let the Death Star popcorn maker cool down, Nerd Crew!

  • Movie Wan Kenovie

    And Thor: Ragnarok’s director Taika Waititi takes the piss at Lucasfilm… Oh boy, oh boy!

  • Duckler

    Oh come on, I’m sure the popcorn make doesn’t catch fire every time.

  • Thanatos

    Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts

  • Thanatos

    How in the world does it not make his breathing sound and the fog come out of the front of the mask!?

  • Bruce Lutz

    Canyonero!

  • Moist

    I heard a BBC announcer pronounce it as “earmar.”

  • EJ

    It’s a moist, pulpy phlegm crevice.

  • LameSame

    Who wouldn’t fancy that?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Only in the Hunger Games universe.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Didn’t he direct that James Bond movie Trevorrow Never Dies?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Barfly Jack: He then proceeds to order an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the Nuclear sub.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Reminds me of that one ACDC song. “Back in Black.” Classic!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    “No pillow talk! Not online!” — Ivanka Trump

  • Pop Culture Reference

    That set of hosts did a lot less punching.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Me! I just said that!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Luckily he’ll have Brian Butterfield as his lawyer.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Someone get Jay some Star Wars-branded flu medication.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I knew a goth who was into liquid nicotine. We all called him Darth Vaper.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    The Erotic Adventures of Dengar the Bounty Hunter: A Star Wars Tale.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Google+, the most popular social media app used by literally tens of people!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Barry Levinson’s “Diner” is part of the Star Wars Extended Universe? Damn!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    It’s confusing because it is named Stardust in the manual.

  • EJ

    They never said TFA didn’t have a lot of fanservice. They pointed some of it out in their review. Basically they liked TFA because it had fun, memorable characters, and they didn’t like R1 because it didn’t. That’s a pretty common opinion, actually.

  • EJ

    I felt the same way. A lot of people seem to really like it so maybe I’ll give it another chance.

  • EJ

    I hope I did, but I doubt it. Does make me long for the days when kids could wack each other with blunt metal objects and maybe get, like, detention or something. Nowadays they’d probably call the cops.

  • Moist

    Are you telling me that one of the cross beams has gone out askew on the treadle?

  • Movie Wan Kenovie

    185 mph blow jobs mate…

  • EJ

    What on earth does that mean?

  • Foreman 371

    our bot overdid it

  • Tommy Wiseau

    Tommy is trapped in Florida. Someone named Irma is coming for him. Please, send framed pictures of spoons! God forgive me!

  • fred

    Scott Pilgrim v. The World would be alright if Scott wasn’t such a putz the whole fucking movie.

  • Moist

    I seen a vid that alleges that something like this exists in comic book form. Gimme a moment…

    Search the videos for “The Guys Who Caused Basically Every Problem in Star Wars.” Do it now. Prove that your life has no meaning.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Yeah! My opinions exactly! Wait, are we still talking about The Passion of the Christ?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I love Sponsored Content (TM): The Podcast!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    It was part of the same genius design team who made Deadpool mouthless in the cinematic gem X-Men: Wolverine: Origins, a film by Alan Smithee.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    **cut to shot of overturned car on side of highway**
    **SFX woman screaming**

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I thought it was “Trump”?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Sorry. Duck’s off.

  • Ret Marut

    Well, may I at least have some veal substitute???

  • RLMkeepitup

    FL is practically impregnating irma, another disaster/love story for tommy to film

  • Aquaman317

    Maybe it’s because I’m really high but the “IT’S WHISPER QUIET” part fucking kills me every time. I can’t stop laughing it’s like seeing something funny for the first time ever lol

  • Zek

    Well there’s really only the one time and then you can’t use it any more.

  • Tony

    The New Yorker ran a poll a while back where they found it was the most hated word in the English language.

  • EJ

    Anybody who manufactures any sort of round product must get dollar signs in their eyes every time a new Star Wars movie comes out, since all you have to do is slap some stickers on it to make it look like the Death Star, mark the normal retail price up by 80%, and the fanboys will buy it, no matter what it is.

  • EJ

    Oh man, think how awesome Hardware Wars would look with modern CGI! And a cast that wasn’t completely stoned! It’s gonna be great.

  • Joe Syxpac

    It only works on the Star Wars flu.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Hence the popularity of the BB-8 Anal Beads.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Meanwhile George Lucas tears into another package of Nutter Butters.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Is that similar to the Rock N Roll-monia or the Boogie Woogie Blues?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Part of the Lucasfilm Tetanus Collection?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    A teamup of racist caricatures? Is it time for the GOP presidential primaries already?

  • ethan

    The first two thirds of that sentence sounds like the Kamasutra chapter I read yesterday.

  • Foreman 371

    praxis makes perfect

  • Josiah Wilson

    “I can’t put some butter on it, I can’t get the packet open! ASSWIPE!”Aaaand now I’m watching all the MadTV John Madden sketches on youtube when I should be working.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    What? I can’t hear you. Speak louder!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Mar-A-Lago can finally become the set for Waterworld 2: Because Climate Change Is Totally Fake, screenplay by Donald J. Trump and a bag of coke-addled ferrets.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    “The boys”? What’s the median age of Jay, Rich, and Mike? 40? What next, likening The US Supreme Court to the cast of Little Rascals?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I know. The Nerd Crew has the same amount of hypocrisy as the Catholic Church, The Republican Party, and Emperor Nero.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Really? Election 2016 had “Please Nuke Us From Orbit” written all over it.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    “So delightfully stupid” perfectly describes half the electorate.

    DEM and GOP pointing to each other: “He’s the stupid one.”

  • Pop Culture Reference

    “So long as their supporting characters. And no lip kissing with the white girl and the black dude.” — Disney Exec cosplaying an antebellum slave owner.

  • Brian Levine

    There is a movie out there where Michael Cera doesn’t play a putz?

  • frankelee

    Where’s the latest video of them making fun of a movie about Superman vs. Chucky? Did Hollywood not make any new movies this week?

  • Joe Syxpac

    I don’t know why they didn’t expect it to catch fire. It clearly says “You may fire when ready” on the Amazon page.

  • Joe Syxpac

    They had to evacuate because of the hurricane. According to Fox news Milwaukee is directly in the path of Irma.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Great. Now I want C-3PO shaped Nutter Butters.

  • Joe Syxpac

    I couldn’t find those, but I did find Death Star kegel balls.

    They are HUGE, btw.

  • frankelee

    Milwaukee is fake news!

  • Movie Wan Kenovie

    Those fhacks don’t know how to make fun of IT because they utterly LOVED IT. There’s the hold-up…

  • Movie Wan Kenovie

    Those fhacks don’t know how to make fun of IT because they utterly LOVED IT. There’s the hold-up…

  • Trey Wait

    The whole video was worth it just for that Dethstar popcorn popper joke.

  • EJ

    Kudos to the filmmakers for trying, but I just couldn’t buy Michael Cera as Jesus.

  • EJ

    Kudos to the filmmakers for trying, but I just couldn’t buy Michael Cera as Jesus.

  • EJ

    Kudos to the filmmakers for trying, but I just couldn’t buy Michael Cera as Jesus.

  • Gehakt_Sausje

    Now I want to hear Peter Serafinowicz voice a camp femme version of Darth Maul.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Starships that can travel faster than light, but they still haven’t mastered sleeve technology?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Only David Clarke. But I think his cowboy hat is making a Senate run in the near future.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    With or without the one red arm?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I thought he nailed it.
    **slide whistle**

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Sounds like a mashup of Star Wars and Boyhood.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Starring Dan Fogler as Lobot.

  • EJ

    “I get it, I’m fat. But does my character HAVE to be called ‘Porkins’?: A Star Wars Tale”

  • Pop Culture Reference

    He must have had a KFC Sashimi Chicken Bucket.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    “Takes the piss? Now I’m immediately interested.” — Colin from Canada

  • Pop Culture Reference

    The odds are in their favor.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    “MARTHA!!!”

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