The Nerd Crew: Episode 2

January 26, 2017335 Comments

The Nerd Crew is back! This week, the gang discusses the title reveal of Star Wars Episode 8, as well as unbox the cool pop culture swag in this month’s Nerd Box and Geek Crate.

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  • You guys seem to not have a very high opinion of your peers in the “internet film discussion” genre.

    You are not necessarily wrong about that…

  • whip

    I was actually kicked out of an all you can eat buffet once. Was there with several friends having an eating contest, and we were really putting it away, and they got pissed off and kicked us all out. It was a Shakey’s Pizza for those who live in the Milwaukee area and remember them. Their classic bunch-a-lunch buffet.

  • I thought that was a one-off! Yay for more!

  • Mothra

    Picking up just a ginger hint of sarcasm here.

  • Troll Prince The White

    They keep giving me reasons to live but I don’t want them!

  • Troll Prince The White

    You haven’t been properly kicked out of a buffet until they catch you with the 5 pound freezer bags.

  • Leonsaint

    i love this guys..

  • Eric

    At first I wasn’t too sure how I felt about this new thing called The Nerd Crew; but after this episode, I am in love.

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  • Andrew Biggs

    For me personally, I love this Video™ from RedLetterMedia™ and their Expert™ Team™

  • Sloth

    Personally, I typically prefer the Nerd Box. But I think the inclusion of the exclusive limited edition Avengers wieners puts the Geek Crate in a league of its own.

  • Adez

    This gag kinda done, don’t see a point for a second episode

  • Griffin A Tremaine

    That was even funnier than the first one. Keep this shlock fest going!

  • Michael Prescott

    I was really dissapointed when you guys didn’t whore out your fake Patreon website as well

    However will I give you money to help you guys keep making these films when your sponsors simply aren’t enough

  • Andrew Biggs

    I can’t believe the real one lasts for AN HOUR.

  • Unpacking the crate: “Oh, we have Star Wars valentines! Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a black guy holding a gun.” <3

  • I’ve seen those dumb Collider videos show up in my suggested youtube list, even tried watching one once. Dear god, do they milk it. These videos are such a great send-up.

  • Adam Baldwin

    Oh my god.

    I got about halfway through that and thought “I love what Mike and Jay have done with Nerd Crew so far, but Rich has really stolen the show this time. I especially loved it when he started cracking up over the Star Wars stickers.

    Then there was the cut. All three were cracking up and then an abrupt cut to serious faces. That was great.

    But the end. That was one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen. The look on Jay’s face, the one camera precariously leaning against the other. Holy shit.

  • Very cool.

  • edwhitfield

    Where I come from “Nerd Box” is a euphemism. I wish I knew what for.

  • Aquaman317

    I love these so much. Perfectly skewers nerd culture. Keep up the good work!

  • Spykes1984

    For me personally, I love Nerd Box, I think their products are the best. I definitely know who I’m voting for! #TeamNerdBox #NerdCulture #FuckLootCrate

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Drugs by mail? Which one can send me Suicide Squad branded heroin?

  • gopher00000

    I was hoping Rich would say about the backpack, “Nice. ‘Made In Bangladesh’. …high quality” or something similar

  • Marius

    Mike is a gif machine! that nod. xD

  • alex doucet

    Geekcrate for the win via rotten hot-dogs.

  • BMT

    The sarcasm challenge is so strong it’s nearly destroying the film equipment. Man I love RLM.

  • Halloween Jack

    I wonder how big George Lucas’ carbon footprint is, if you look at all this trash spawned by his film creations, choking sea animals to death and contributing to climate change, but I guess they have to fill landfills with something! That is…future generations of people, because we had to have our plastic action figures, reliving our childhoods in a way unknown to future generations, as they inherit a planet of Mos Eisley Cantina refuse with no ozone layer.

  • Jaws

    Nerd Crew 2 – Electric Boogaloo

  • Willie Simpson

    This sucked because they weren’t serious enough about Star Wars: The Last Jedi, featuring red font.

  • victorinus

    He said “shitments” not “shipments” and you know it.

  • IamSithAzagoth

    When they showed the Star Wars logo in a vertical position to show how it might represent a light saber, I realized that the pussy hat wearers on Saturday weren’t protesting, they were promoting Star Wars! The marketing geniuses of Disney strike again!

  • RLMkeepitup

    really enjoying the writing of these and sometimes I can’t tell if Jays acting or not

  • RiverDevil

    I lost it at the ‘Rey’ action figure

  • fred

    Nerd culture isn’t quite as harmful as religion, but it’s just as dumb.

  • fred

    Nerd culture is a religion.

  • Sean LaVista

    Comedy gold…you’ve stumbled onto something here….

  • Jaws

    You just have a thing for wieners, be honest.

  • Palpatine

    I vote for Nerd Box ‘cuz of Staaaaaaaaar Waaaaaaaaars!

  • Jaws

    I want Darth Vaders babiessss.

  • lloydbeatz

    holy shit that was fucking funny

  • Tom Servo

    I’m only into officially licensed superhero wieners.

  • I saw Jay’s life flash before his eyes when that camera tipped over.

  • It’s more for making fun of the whole loot crate thing and hearable whoring that most podcasts do. I agree about making fun of movie podcasts, they covered that last time.

    Now Previously Recorded needs to make fun of exceedingly boring game playthroughs.

  • gerberbaby_tutu

    Love you guys.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Sounds like Sony – a reach around for the reviewer, anal for the fan.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Exclusive content! My fave!

  • OMG! Jay! Don’t stare too long into the abyss, bruh.

  • IKR? Never saw Jay so concerned. lol

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Jay should do a parody of IDEAS Network Guy, since he already has the beard.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Flawless reasoning. An airtight argument.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    My favorite is Suicide Squad branded condoms (used).

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Nerd AND geek culture.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I don’t think I could last an hour of the Collider. I’d be too busy fashioning a noose out of my belt.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    The parody is spot-on except they don’t say the GeekCrate is “curated.” You need to use that word to speak Pretentious Geekese.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    With some effort, those could also be used to hit Richard Spencer in the face.

  • James Gandy

    Nerd Crate – I think there may be three more Reys out there.

  • Troll Prince The White

    Why would I want to hit anyone in that face? Especially that dofus?

  • Cat Stowell

    That Rey figurine made me laugh until I cried, then rich’s laughter got me to laugh til I cried again. So wonderful! Thanks for forever entertaining.

  • Alex O.

    Jay’s look in this video makes me want to punch him in the face.

  • Angela

    Mike smacking his head on the microphone reminds me of when he walked into the wall during ‘Dale Jackson Reporting…’. Good stuff.

  • MichaelKz

    Then Jay’s work is done.

  • Eucratides_Megas

    I hear R Lee Ermey’s voice: “You look like the kind of man who fuck a guy in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy of giving him a reach around. I’m watching you!”

  • MichaelKz

    There are plenty of those Grey figures in the clearance area at Walmart.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Me personally, I love the new Star Wars movie. Also, I love Geek Crate, it is curated and amazing in how amazing and curated it is! I’m not a SEO Robot sent by Sony to molest Rich.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    He’s preparing for his role in Punch My Face: The Richard Spencer and Martin Shkreli Love Story.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    *Rey Charles
    *Rey Mysterio
    *ReyBans (sunglasses)

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Probably about the size of Matt Groening’s.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    In no particular order:
    *his haircut
    *his loathsome racism

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I’ve seen more nuanced discussions in North Korean propaganda films.

  • EJ

    “Star Wars: The Boys Are Back in Town” is gonna be so good.

  • Tom Servo

    Knead the grundle!

  • Ernest Aquilio

    Captain Picard approves

  • Steve B.

    lol i reflexively started gagging along with rich at the rotten hot dogs, while also laughing

    [mike and jay simultaneously] VERY cool.

  • Troll Prince The White

    People are free to cut their hair anyway they like.

    I think he’s a white nationalist? Nothing racist about that. Racial separatist sure but that’s not the same.

  • MichaelKz

    There probably is Star Wars yarn.

  • Galactic Shawn

    I prefer Geek Crate because it comes with food and pills.

  • Hank Schkorio

    Which one comes with the Rich Evans bobble head, that plays “AT, ST. AT, ST” each time it bobbles?

  • Fartastic

    Time lapse of the sausages decomposing with a voice over of George Lucas talking about selling Star Wars, please!

  • Bleurgh

    It’s not a high bar to cross as Australian movies are usually shithouse, but Lion is the best Australian film made in 25 years.

  • Alternative vag’s.

  • Hieronymus Friedrich von Münch

    can’t wait unless this becomes not ironic like pre-rec.

  • Bruce

    WOO. You just keep hitting the fuc$in home runs Disney.

  • BarryLegg

    All it’s gonna take is one seemingly sincere comment from a legit female account telling Jay he looks cute in those glasses, and the ‘pretend hipster’ look thing will become not so ‘pretend.’

  • rikkibarnes

    PERSONALLY, in my humble opinion, I’m a chick, and I vastly prefer Original Flavor Jay over the pretentious douchebag Jay in this video.

  • Yeah Jay looks scary real. It’s disturbing.

  • Spoiled Ants

    Isn’t ‘Punch My Face’ a franchise? I could swear Adam Sandler starred in one of the first ones.

  • Spoiled Ants

    Does that guy still have a dick?
    ..serious question.

  • Bubs

    Fuck everything.

  • Spoiled Ants

    You mean like the Guy Fawkes masks, which Time Warner makes billions of?
    And protesters not realizing the irony of it?

  • Spoiled Ants

    Trust me, you only need bleach.

  • Spoiled Ants

    I’m worried about the Nerd Crew’s constant exposure to Star Wars, I already lost my dog on Midichlorian2016 cancer.

  • Mikkel Rasmussen

    When Rich passed out, a golden oportunity to milk his tits was wasted with laughter. Man milk goes for a lot these days….

  • leiste

    Jay is gay. About once a year they’ll make a subtle joke about it…

  • It’s far more often than once a year and there’s nothing subtle about the jokes.

  • CygnusA81

    Is that why he lost all that weight and got a real haircut. It all makes sense now.

  • RLMkeepitup

    well, lately Rich has been drinking his own *sipping noise intensifies*

  • Robotpals

    Where next to go other than film Jack sitting there and ADR Jay’s voice?

  • Robotpals

    Based on the activity we see in the movies, he was the ONLY one with a dick. Probably got burnt off, though.

  • Brian Levine

    Really? He always seemed to be the most serious one of the group.

  • Mateusz K.

    This is very good. I can’t wait for your annual The Nerd Crew blooper reel, make sure to put him falling down on it.

  • Michael Haney

    This is my new favorite thing.

  • Dan

    Haha, these are great!
    I vote geek box

  • Zippo

    Mike looks like a dad making fun of his teenage daughter.

  • Ret Marut

    Whenever an RLM video contains the phrase: “Let’s bowl let’s bowl, let’s rock-and-roll” the camera is endangered. If Mr. Science was to comment on this, he would obviously identify a direct causal relationship.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Or “out with”, amirite?

  • goodmatt10 1

    So, I don’t watch any of these other nerd channels, can someone here tell who it is they’re spoofing? Gotta be hilarious to watch after you see this.

  • TheVerySpecialK

    Collider is likely the main one. Their R1 review was parodied in the first Nerd Crew episode.

  • goodmatt10 1

    I’ll check them out. Thanks!

  • Palpatine

    And they also seem to be spoofing other nerd/geek culture channels like Schmoes Know, Screen Junkies, IGN, etc.

  • Julio Goodsaid

    Can someone clarify whether the geek crate and nerd box are real? Too much satire for me to follow.

  • frankelee

    The guys made a joke using Carrie Fisher’s death. How’s it feel, Reddit Fags?

  • RedLetterMediumsDotCorn

    The Last Samurai…in SPAAAAAACE!

  • bernverdnardo

    I vote for Nerd Box because “Nerd Box” just sounds funnier.

  • RLMkeepitup

    thousands of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced

  • Pop Culture Reference

    But you guys! Guys! What about DorkBucket? They are amazing and curated!

  • BCFC25

    Please take my money for a Nerd box please here iam waving my money at you guys right now!!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I think we can all agree you should stop using that offensive slur. Stop using the word Reddit in threads.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Johnsonville Brats ain’t got nothin’ on some sweet room temperature outdated Avengers Hot Dogs (made with 96% Grade Q Meat and some circus animal filler)!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Me personally, I think we can all agree Stars Wars means a lot for nerd AND geek culture.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Then Jack would have to get involved.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Your comment is amazing and curated!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    But it’s rough and coarse and gets everywhere!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Haven’t you immigrated to your White Homeland yet? Or does claiming fake victimhood work as a secret turn-on?

  • RLMkeepitup

    Thespian is a fancy word for actor, which were people who used to star in moovies

  • Pop Culture Reference

    True. When I watched “American History X” the other day I thought to myself, “Wow, those white nationalists sure look legitimately victimized.”

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Michael Phelps was an Olympic wiener!

  • EJ

    I’m not sure how sustainable it would be, but I’m pretty sure you actually could get people to pay for a monthly subscription for a box of hilariously terrible knockoff merchandise.

  • Jaws

    That would require a shit ton of lube dude, but I’m in.

  • Jaws

    They weren’t hot dogs, they were horse penises.

  • Jaws

    In your opinion you’re a chick, is there debate about that or something.

  • rikkibarnes

    I respectfully disagree with your interpretation of my comment. No offense! Me personally, I was trying to convey that I prefer Original Flavor Jay, and that is just my opinion!

  • Jaws

    Aye, sister, I see. Jay is kinda sexy no doubt. But for me, I prefer Mike’s cute little sexy smile.

  • Kelsie

    I thought for sure The Nerd Crew was going to be a one-time joke.

    Never before in my life have I been so delighted to have been wrong. I was already laughing by a few seconds in, with Jay’s frames.

  • John

    “Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a black guy holding a gun.” Between this and “a black guy who *didn’t* want to shoot his gun” I think it’s safe to say the RLM needs a trigger warning.

  • Mongo_the_GoofyBastard

    Its like poetry . It rhymes.

  • Mongo_the_GoofyBastard

    Seriously. It picked up where Young Einstein left off.

  • jmt

    Nerd box was funnier.

    The totally authentic Rey action figure is clearly worth the $16,224 financial commitment..

  • Joe333

    I saw The Founder the other night
    Best movie I’ve seen in the theater for a while.

    Hope they get around to it

  • Mike Magnum

    Anyone hoping for another Best of the Worst.

  • JackDeth

    I mean….. yes, you’re right fan reaction to stuff like this is stupid and silly and contemptible and hilarious but…… honestly that poster looked pretty sweet.

  • JackDeth

    Nope. Dude has advocated genociding the shit out of black people. He deserves all the punches he gets.

  • LincolnHawksBaseballCap

    I personally loved this episode….Rey action figure quality.
    Rich’s real reaction even funnier.

    Good work you Hacks!

  • BrentonK

    For $5 a month I’d do it just to make fun of my nerd friends.

  • Jon Jordan

    Rich opening the ‘Rey’ action figure was the absolute highlight of the movie.

  • Troll Prince The White

    pls provide a link. i don’t pay much attention to that dufus but mainly what i here is “make them leave”.

    guess i will start punching communists.

  • Troll Prince The White

    what? that sounds like you have a learning disability.

  • Troll Prince The White

    You’re living in it, houseplant.

  • Lute Hende

    Nothing wrong with this movie. The white man, even as an alcoholic, can still be a better samurai than those slit eyes. Hey wait… my clock says it isn’t 1917. It is 2017! Someone has to call Hollywood!!!

  • Lute Hende

    That was great!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Is it anything like Mad Max: Fury Road?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Wasn’t that the title of the Paul Thomas Anderson film Adam Sandler was in?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    But mine won’t be as cool as pale as yours.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Why not Germany? Or is learning the language of your inbred forest-dwelling ancestors too hard for your widdow head?

  • Troll Prince The White

    You mean the founders of every culture than has contribute anything to civilization? I’m not worthy of that legacy.

  • Troll Prince The White

    or just retarded

  • SUPERMAD

    This show is just an excuse for them to buy all that stuff and you know it.

  • Hoovy

    I’m still stuck on, “The place they cook the plants?” That rebranded Rey doll and Rich’s reaction was great too.

    Any chance you guys are doing another Re:View? Maybe The ‘Burbs?

  • ElectricPrism

    @9:49 “We have two shitments”

    LOL

  • Charon

    God, this is genius. 🙂

  • Thanatos

    Wow, Jay has seriously upped his douchey hipster look in this video. Well done.

  • Thanatos

    lootcrate dot com is real, and is the source of the joke.

  • Jef Leppard

    My name is Rich Evans and I was once kicked out of an “All You Can Eat Buffet.” That was literally LOL funny!

  • Thanatos

    I truly hope that Mike and Jay prepared the merchandise and did not tell Rich what was in the boxes before he opened them.

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    This is the best thing since my son’s tumor.

  • Donaldo Knottso

    Jean Luc fell off the shelf and is barely hanging on! Dear God someone help him!

  • RLMkeepitup

    people are saying Resident evil the final chapter doesn’t fully qualify as a film

  • Donaldo Knottso

    Great ending. Rich almost made this 20 minute video a higher budget than Feeding Frenzy.

  • sovok

    you are on a cinnamon roll

  • GeneralGrievance

    I vote for Nerd Box…what other company gives out such a cool Rey action figure?

  • GeneralGrievance

    That does seem to be the case 🙂

  • GeneralGrievance

    The next nerd box comes with a jelly donut

  • DeadWife

    I like geek crate, its a real crate!

  • LameSame

    That’s what he gets for thinking he belongs in a Star Wars podcast! (Edit: also, I think he’s fine… looks like he’s waving hello to us!)

  • Admiral Bone-to-Pick

    I vote for Dork Barrel. It comes in an actual barrel!

  • LameSame

    I nominate Shit Toilet. It’s a toilet filled with your favorite piss and shit!

  • grootsuit

    What about Dork Dodecahedron? Contains all your favorable 50c novelties and you can play catch with the case.

  • grootsuit

    Mike and Rich should do the next one with matching giant beards.

    And bring in a lady co-host with blue hair and a scowly pet cat.

  • Thanatos

    Well they had to pay over $150 for the Nerd Box. That probably exceeds Feeding Frenzy’s budget right there.

  • Bleurgh

    No, but nerd block and loot crate are real.

  • wiggle

    Jenny Nicholson. Adum from YMS as the pet cat.

  • grootsuit

    She’s hysterical. Could imagine her in the studio imploring Jay to stop sending her dick pictures…

    …. Then she pulls out a collection of Mike and Rich photos.

  • TheVerySpecialK

    Plinkett Box is so dense. Every single box has so many things going on. Filled with bits of Plinkett’s ex-wife, fragments of nightcourt tapes, pizza rolls and a bonus can of fast-kill, low-irritant Raid. Just leave a comment on this webzone if you want one.

  • Rosemary

    Meh, those glasses would have looked better with a wildly patterned button-down shirt and a different hat, like a newsboy or fedora. That matchy-matchy tee and cap would have looked better with funky colored frames.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    This show could use a token female. Just sayin’.

  • MichaelKz

    Nerd Box, because if you’re nerding out over a box of junk, you’re never getting any box.

  • Bleurgh

    I agree, it was great, but it’s pretty old, so I think we’ll have to wait for the oscar based episode to get a review.

  • RLMkeepitup

    take me with you stranger, show me thy creepy basement

  • Mugato

    Jeez that was over the top smarmy. Yeah, we get it. Sticking with Half in the Bag would be a good idea.

  • Robotpals

    If they’ll part with it, imagine what they could auction that Rey action figure for!

  • Robotpals

    Who’s Mr. Science?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Me personally, I think this parody was an 11 out of 10, since it makes fun of both Geek AND Nerd culture. This post brought to you by GeekCrate.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Rich Evans is technically an asexual blob like an amoeba. Does that count?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I thought Trump signed an executive order making Shit Toilet the official US motto?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Rich Evans is channeling the late, great John Pinette.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I’ll aloud it.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    “I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!!” — Ray Kroc, as he beats Dave Thomas over the head with a bowling pin.

    Fella, I think you’re on to something.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I thought loot crates were what ISIS used after they visit a town and fill it with faith-based initiative and beheadings? What else would you use when you plunder people?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    “out with” only works if Mike has presidential aspirations.

  • Ret Marut

    AKA: Scientist Man.

  • LincolnHawksBaseballCap

    Mike, Jay and Rich are funnier Scientologist’s then we have had before. They are the key to this.

  • Bhazor

    I think that official Rey action figure makes this more expensive than Feeding Frenzy.

  • The Last Jawsdi

    Sure thing, but I may have to blind fold you first 😛

  • fred

    Bill Burr’s Gorilla story is pure creation. It’s the art of story. Unbelievable.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    How to Win Friends and Influence People, by Ariel Castro.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    My Plinkett Box only has a skull from a murdered hooker and an Ivanka Trump necklace.

  • fred

    If they continue this series — I bet Jay is going to say “just say’n” at one point because he really hates that phrase.

  • RLMkeepitup

    sexy lives matter

  • Cream-A-Thon

    It was chosen for maximum comment annoyance.

  • TheVerySpecialK

    It’s not easy to pack a Plinkett Box while milking a cat.

  • The Last Jawsdi

    Come on RLM, we want more Best of the Worst.

  • The Last Jawsdi

    True that sister.

  • Imaf

    More Plinkett, more problems?

  • RLMkeepitup

    tuesday’s gone with the wind..

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Geek and Nerd Culture. Do you like both kinds of music, Country and Western?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Is it organic, gluten-free cat milk? Asking for an insufferable hipster.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Revenant Evil? Where Leo eats a cow liver and wins an Oscar?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Or a lady with matching fake giant beard, because we don’t like to discriminate.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    “The place you cook plants?” Mike is hitting the acetone pretty hard these days.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    It’s not stupid and silly and contemptible and hilarious, it’s amazing and curated!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Exclusively on the Internet, personally curated! Sounds amazing! Me personally —
    **gets hit by bolt of lightning**

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Like David Ben-Gurion?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Right, the German alt-right got rid of “those people” in the 1930s.

  • frankelee

    I can’t wait to see what funny catchphrases they come up with after seeing I Am Not Your Negro!

  • CapedBaldy

    Why? Men do just fine.

  • CapedBaldy

    No. Enjoy what you’re given.

  • Troll Prince The White

    No. Those were nazis. Might want to crack a book, lots of details in there. You might need some of those details to scare yourself with.

  • Troll Prince The White

    Absolutely. The new state of Israel is the technology jewel of the world, not just the middle east. Their per-capita patent output is unprecedented. Then again, the Akanazi are some of the most intelligent people on the planet, maybe only surpassed by the Japanese.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    The casts of the shows they’re spoofing include them and as such the addition would enhance the authenticity of the parody.

  • CapedBaldy

    Gotta give me more than that. There are plenty of all male podcast/nerdcast/lootcats. I think the authenticity of the parody is beyond reproach. You’re belittling the work these men have done for you.. and for me.

    For shame.

  • The Last Jawsdi

    I bet you say that to all the boys.

  • CapedBaldy

    C- for effort.
    A+ for Double D tits.

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  • RLMkeepitup

    *standing ovation*

  • Tommy Wiseau

    Do you think rich is finish with that box of hot dogs? Tommy cannot afford much food since know one is buying his underwear.

  • Alex Lee

    Hey now! Rich is animal magnetism incarnate!

  • Ragged Gypsy

    And you made me pay for dinner the other night….shameful.

  • andychrist

    i like RLM so much that i disabled my adblock …….. no thats not a euphemism

  • Alex Lee

    Is that a sex act with RLM? Because that’s totally understandable.

  • Robotpals

    BEST OF THE WORST!

    Man, I’m in big trouble, man. Just a little taste… Maybe watch 5 minutes of Batman and Robin and then have Rich prank phonecall George Clooney… C’mon, man!

  • ikdks

    He’s going bareblock.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    But with that kind of money, I could afford the amazing curated GeekCrate!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I go bareblock on my droidblock!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Are you fitting Rich for a girdle? Ha! Joke’s on you! He only wears couture!
    **sashays out the door**

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Stop quoting “The Fault in Our Stars”!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    **throws pillows at computer screen, yowls like a just-neutered cat**

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Watching an episode really makes me think, “When can I get hit by a bus instead of watching this horseshit?”

  • Pop Culture Reference

    CORNELIUS: Rich had bitch tits …

    — First line of “Fight Club.”

  • Pop Culture Reference

    “But the women loved him.” — Austin Powers

  • Pop Culture Reference

    “A Jelly Donut, Filled with Vincent Gallo’s very own–”
    TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Ashka-white-nationalist, please. That term you used is offensive.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    The same ones who saved Europe from Communist infiltration?

  • frankelee

    That sounds like a dare.

  • Troll Prince The White

    I guess in your mind saving means enslaving. It took 50 years to free Europe from the Iron Curtain.

  • Troll Prince The White

    Funny how that worked out for them. I think Ashka means “I like”.

  • CapedBaldy

    That is a corn filled shit of a comment

  • Well if anyone were up to the challenge, it would be them.

  • Jaws

    Batman & Robin… hmmm man you got it bad.

  • I got paid 104000 dollars in last 12 months by doing an on-line job and I did that by working part-time f­­o­­r several h daily. I was following an earning opportunity I came across online and I am thrilled that i earned such great money. It’s really beginner friendly a­­n­­d I’m just so thankful that i learned about it. Here is what i do… STATICTAB.COM/8cx4rgs

  • Chowderbatter

    Oh, yeah. Slurp that beverage, Rich. Slurp it! Like a bad boy. Do it. But sloooowly. Oh, yeah. Mmmm. Yeah.

  • Chowderbatter

    WHAT ABOUT IF YOU PUT A GEEK CRATE INSIDE A NERD BOX?!

    Unh.

    Pineapple pen!

  • Bleurgh

    The critics saying Split is a return to form for M Night Sloppydong are out of their damn minds. It is the single most offensively stupid movie I have ever seen.

  • Is it more offensively stupid than The Visit?

  • Bleurgh

    Didn’t see it so can’t say for certain, but in all likelihood, yes, a thousand times yes.

    Let’s say you find yourself and two others trapped in a cellar by a 170 pound lunatic. The cellar has amongst other things, a fluroescent light with one of those tube light-bulbs, a mirror on the wall and a porcelain wash-basin. Would you try smashing something and using it to stab your captor and escape, or just chilling there for a few hours and seeing how things go?

    This is only the start of the movies stupidity.

  • Bleurgh

    I haven’t even started going into how the movie is blatant torture porn, emphasis on the porn. The three captives are teenage girls and over 50 percent of the shots they’re in are shots of their feet.

    Basically imagine if 10 Cloverfield Lane or Green Room were a thousand times dumber and more misogynistic. And included a bunch of dumb multiple personality bullshit.

  • RLMkeepitup

    All 4 new avatar movies will be shot simultaneously, does this mean I should watch them simultaneously?

  • Mugato

    Jesus Christ, was this a “how smarmy can you get?” competition?

  • Joe Syxpac

    Very cool.

  • jcal7

    Laughed my ass off at this, in fairness they are fucking funny….however, the joke is on them. Look, the Collider guys are up their own asses (except for the Schmoes crew… harloff is a through and through SW lore fan) and just speculate but does anyone think the RLM guys are better than this? Mike’s breakdown of the prequels, his insights into other movies show is a smart guy. With his observations and story structure knowledge, why can’t he put together a decent story? Like the grabowski’s is just editing, like it’s a crutch. It’s a crutch to say ‘well space cop is supposed to be shit’ ‘grabowski’s is supposed to be shit’ what I’m saying is like Collider is like a bunch of producers and RLM is like a bunch of movie makers…until Mike and the crew make something that stands on its own right, they are just leaning on making fun of someone to deflect from their own shortcomings.

  • Joe Abernathy

    and you will be back to watch everything they upload so your point is moot.

  • jcal7

    Moot as in inarguably? Do you think when they were in film school their ambition was to shit on another online video content group? Because if you think yes, then you’re a fucking idiot and if no, then you understand my point that they have more potential and mocking guys who don’t have that potential is petty.

    Also Harloff while obviously a little hurt by RLM Nerd video has handled it with class. all those groups that RLM slag off have all aknowledged the impact their insights have had. Stuckman and Jahns both referenced them directly.

    And yes I will continue to watch RLM content. I think I have watched each Prequel video 50 times each, no exaggeration. But Mike can do better, he’s got insights, understands the medium and has a wicked sense of humour. That’s what I’m saying.

  • fred

    It’s been built up too much because it’s not as shitty as his other films.

  • fred

    Be sure to get the box with the blue cans not the red ones.

  • fred

    I can hardly wait for the impending Communist jokes for the inevitable GAURDIANS review.

  • Sonni

    Nerd Box is the best! I’m a member for a few month now. And I gotta say, their products are amazing.
    Each box contains so many limited and unique collectables! The value of these items will only go up and up and up.
    It’s not just fun to collect, it’s also an investment for the future.
    So join now!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    My jokes aren’t Communist, they’re Marxist-Leninst.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    What gives you the impression the RLM crew went to film school?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I think that competition was curated by Geek Crate.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    A TARDIS appears?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Thank you ………….. ???

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Nothing says authenticity like a posturing hipster drinking PBR ironically listening to a band no one has heard of.

  • jcal7

    I’m sure they mentioned it at some point in a review or interview. Look I’m really not shitting on them, like I said I have watched their video countless time and even the nerd crew made made me laugh in a way I haven’t from a tv show since Rick and Morty season 1. I’m saying Mike could be a script doctor or working on something constructive rather than tearing something down. They have shown their potential and it would be great to see it manifest itself some other way. Hell they even have the studio space

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Two minor points:

    1. Your “constructive” vs “tearing something down” binary is flawed, fallacious, and childish.

    2. Collider, LootCrate, and Geek (AND Nerd) culture! are justifiable targets these days. Since Disney’s Marvel’s Joss Whedon’s The Avengers has pulled in BILLIONS of dollars, I think the fans can withstand a bit of good-natured ribbing.

    Besides, they use their studio space for other demotic critiques of the Terpsichorean Muse. But who knows, I could be wrong, Mike could be the next Bela Tarr. He could do lensing for a 7-hour movie of Rich Evans doing something unseemly with a Droid toy. It would sweep Cannes, I tells ya!
    **does little jig**

  • Hoovy

    Does RLM do cannabis?

  • Bleurgh

    It’s really awful, not Lady In The Water or Happening level awful, but definitely worse than every other film he’s made.

  • CHris

    Mike, Jay, Rich, please cancel this experiment – it is not funny even though it depicts the podcast culture and its relations to the business world very well

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  • Pop Culture Reference

    Me personally, I think this is way better than any episode of Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me! That show makes me want to slam my dick in a car door, because Goddamn! that show is unlistenable garbage.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Is podcast culture like Geek AND Nerd culture? Does appending the word “culture” legitimize something? Because my yogurt cup has more culture than any Collider podcast … culture.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Preferably while doing of shots of Red Bull and absinthe.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Washington is at it again with those Dork Barrel politics. Luckily they are amazing and curated.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Hix nix dick pix in stix.

  • Joe Abernathy

    They have made it their business to call out the bullshit in the movie industry and that expands to the culture that surrounds it as well. What their original intentions for going to film school are irrelevant. This is what they do now and there is value in it. You clearly think that too or you wouldn’t be here.

  • maria.brown.94@list.ru

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  • Dom_DeLuise’s_Armpit_Child

    I got mine in Nerd Box with a limited edition signed frame from the production.

  • stryker1121

    Oh, the RLM guys are definitely NOT better than this.

  • stryker1121

    Feet shots? Was Tarantino a consultant on this?

  • stryker1121

    The last 10 minutes of The Visit are refreshingly bonkers, but yes it’s a dumb movie. At least give us a couple of protags that aren’t insufferably annoying.

  • I haven’t watched it, but I have been curious because of Mike and Jay’s review – what exactly could happen that is so entertaining in the last ten minutes that nearly redeems an M. Night found footage film? Is it worth watching just for that last bit?

  • Bleurgh

    Tarantino is more subtle.

  • stryker1121

    I would say the last couple of scenes don’t redeem the movie, which is boring up to that point. It didn’t help that I knew the plot swerves beforehand, so it was a matter of waiting it out until they kicked in.

    My main issue with the film – besides its slow pace – was the precocious brats M Night wrote as our heroes. They’re the type of kids that exist only in movies, in that they talk like adults, especially the filmmaker girl. And the boy raps, nuff said there.

    ymmv, I guess, cuz there were folks who saw The Visit is M Night’s semi-comeback. And the movie clocks in at 90 minutes, so there’s that.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    The next Nerd Crew podcast should be wall to wall praise of the DC Cinematic Universe, staring with Batman v Superman. Me personally, I thought that movie was awesome. It spoke to both Geek AND Nerd culture.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    So it’s bad, just not “Nazi conquest of Poland” bad? Well, that’s heartening.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    It sounds like an episode of The Price is Right as written by the Marquis de Sade.

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  • Pop Culture Reference

    Me personally …

  • Pop Culture Reference

    My Geek Crate has an adult coloring book based on My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    M. Night Shamalamadingdong, the Nickelback of cinema.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Feet shots? Are those like flu shots?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    You make me want to see Space Cop: The Explicit Un-edited Director’s Cut.

  • Dom_DeLuise’s_Armpit_Child

    Do you have any crayons left?

  • This is super satire.

    I love the effort and attention to detail RLM apply in skewering the lack of effort and attention to detail prevalent in most Pop Culture podcasts.

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  • milky_cereal

    Kind of like the Cop Dog review. Or Time Code.

  • tipton.regina

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  • I profited $104,000 in last twelve months by doing an online job a­n­d I was able to do it by working in my own time f­­o­­r 3 or sometimes more hrs /day. I was following work model I came across from company that i found online and I am happy that i made so much money. It’s very beginner friendly and I’m just so blessed that i discovered it. Here’s what I do… STATICTAB.COM/gpfvgtj

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Me personally …
    **sips loudly**
    [repeat for duration of podcast]

  • Pop Culture Reference

    And the RLM commentariat is also better than this, we just CHOOSE not to bathe.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    No, I stuck them all up my nose.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I think we should use the term “offensively stupid” judiciously, reserving its use as a descriptor for the US Electoral College and people who watch The Bachelor.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    By “this show,” you mean “all of them”? I’m expecting Usinger’s to be sponsoring this sausage-fest.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    RLM Trigger Warnings: Hot dogs, loud slurping, Rich’s laugh, Geek AND Nerd culture, me personally, more loud slurping.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    It works for The Dollar Store.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    CSPAN.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Robert Towne actually helped with the punchup.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    **puts on his Che Guevara wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt**

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Those Underground Nerd Boxing leagues?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I think that’s the exact moment Tumblr exploded.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Me personally, the sarcasm here had a stonefruit finish with the faintest hints of acetone and off-brand dollar store nail polish remover.

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  • susan.thorp@mail.ru

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  • oiralire

    You’re either making a really shitty joke or you’re being serious. Either way, I fear for humanity.

  • oiralire

    I think there’s a possibility that they are… but we’re going to have to wait a while to see if they can top it.

  • Summer B

    Nerds.

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