The Great Red Letter Media Auction #3

March 20, 2013100 Comments

Welcome to the great Red Letter Media auction 3! For those of you new to Red Letter Media, each year or so we auction off stuff from our recent productions. Things like props, scripts, drawings, and one of a kind treasures! We do this in order to raise money for future productions, pay actors, and buy equipment. Doing what we do costs more than we make most times, so stuff like this helps keep us going. Each item comes with a letter of authenticity and items can be signed by Rich, Jay, and Mike (some items are already signed). See all of our auction items ON OUR EBAY PAGE!

Filed in: General UpdatesHalf in the BagMr. Plinkett The Animated SeriesPlinkett Reviews

  • When’s the next Best of the Worst episode?

  • Tom Skerrit

    My ass smell like flower right now.

  • Quentin Tarantino

    yeah, we love that show!

  • You guys bring up a good point, why don’t you just ask for donations, like, I see the button up there, but have you ever just asked? And why don’t you try a Kickstarter, is it because their unwieldy, a lot of work to manage, and that you end up having to ask for way more than you actually need in order to cover the costs to amazon for processing the entire transaction and to produce all of the rewards you would have to promise in order to be successful? Plus, if you failed, it’d be an incredible public failure! Everyone would laugh at you?

    But seriously, why don’t you do a kickstarter?

  • Jouke

    I can’t bid on anything, bids are going up too fast. So I donated $10 to you SELL OUT HACKFRAUDS!


  • As an aspiring artist, I want those Rich Evan drawings for inspiration. The man is a master of all trades.

  • Mark Bisone

    Can we bid on Rich’s immortal soul? I’ve got this great vase I can put it in.

  • cary

    Mike belongs on the left, Jay on the right. I hate it when things are different.

  • mark my words

    Rich Evans artwork will be worth fortune one day.

  • Harry Butters

    i bought the redlettermedia app, does that count? Mostly for the Plinkett soundboard, i like to hit all the buttons in a row, it reminds me of that bit in the Cop Dog review, or i think it was Cop Dog… i dunno the drugs make everything hazy, whatever.

  • playdude92

    Just say you´re say you´re raising dough for an oldschool RPG and you´re all set!
    Of course you´d have to work out rewards like pabst blue ribbon or a mike frowny face posters…

  • Karl Urban

    Rich Evans Space Cop was an inspiration for me.

  • Jack

    I donated one megabyte of hard disc space for your future computers

  • tjp77

    Why don’t you guys get jobs at 7/11 so you don’t have keep begging for money like those lowlifes at PBS are always doing.

  • Duckler

    I like things. I have money. Let’s do this.

  • Hank

    I think you meant to say kinky

  • Dixon Bawls

    I, for one, welcome our new money-grubbing overlords.
    bidding on Evans artwork.

  • Guest

    More Space Fraud, you hack cops!



  • Dale Jackson

    When’s the next documentary?

  • I will repeat what I wrote elsewhere. It would be a really good idea for RLM to set up a crowdsourcing project site with one of the organizations that do those well. Name the movie; set a budget, have funding goals, then direct traffic to the site from your main page.

  • My comment above is redundant I see. I was thinking of kickstarter.

  • Saladfingers

    Someone already beat me to it, but yeah, you should really try a kickstarter!

  • Bob JaBopistan

    I’d rather an educational network be up front about needing money than my kid have to sit through four minutes or barbie commercials just to see the talking sponge.

  • decora

    is there anywhere i can get a replica Lightning Fast VCR Repair patch, sticker, etc?

  • Just donated a dollar, bought the star trek v commentary the other day too. It’s a small price to pay for years of great free content.

  • I didn’t bid on any of these auctions because I don’t want any of this stuff (no offense), but I do love your videos so I bought the media pack from your store. Good luck on your future work and I’m happy I could contribute a small amount to your exceptional talents.

  • I’d totally buy one of those jackets!

  • You should sell an mp3 of Rich Evans’s laugh to use as a ringtone.

  • How about you auction off those flesh-lights you posted on twitter, used of course.

  • DeborahJozayt

    I would buy the sticker in a heartbeat.

  • Bob Weinstein

    As your business manager, can I just say at this point that having seen the trailer for “Space Cop,” the only people who are going to find it funny are RLM fans and you guys making it. If you wrote something with potentially wider appeal that might get shown in a few theaters you’d get financed easily, especially given your guaranteed fan base. Dudes who finance movies just want a shot at getting their dough back.

  • Mr. T. Tek Nilp

    I actually appreciate the RLM work ethic. No begging, but they’ll sell their crap, uh, I mean, valuable memorabilia to fund their next project. Good on ’em, I say. That’s the American way.

  • Mr. T. Tek Nilp

    Or a coffee mug. Will you sell us RLM and Lightning Fast VCR Repair coffee mugs? Please?

  • Questions

    Rocket-propelled grenade?

  • Some guy

    Regulation prescription glasses?

  • ANother

    Retrograde pyelogram?

  • Mr. T. Tek Nilp

    One suggestion on the Space Cop sets: more aluminum foil.

  • Czech U. Fax

    Or beer coolers?

  • fhuisema

    Donated $10, so that should cover myself and nine lousy cheapskates.

  • J. McCarthy

    You mean that Mike is a stinky commie? Might be, he looks like one.

  • Rick Berman

    They should also add a dune buggy.

  • lousy cheapskate #1

    phew, and here i was almost clicking the donate button.
    Thanks m8.

  • Guest

    God I want that Navi Costume so bad

  • thisisnotaninternetmeme

    I want to buy an RLM movie! Which is your favorite, or which do you think is “the best?”

  • Christopher Kulik

    As much I want to see SPACE COP, I have to say I’m now super-excited to hear your thoughts on the rebirth of EVIL DEAD in the next Half in the Bag. As Bruce said, “We are not crapping around…this is not your father’s EVIL DEAD.”

  • Anon

    i’ve only seen feeding frenzy and the recovered, i enjoyed feeding frenzy more

  • bassbait

    What’s so great about it?

  • Job BaBopistan

    But educated in what, is the problem.

  • nebakhet

    can i get my vcr fixed?

  • thisisnotaninternetmeme

    Thank you!

  • D-Funk

    I’m quite shocked that no perverts have bid on the Navi costume, yet. Is everyone afraid of being the first pervert to bid on it?

  • Does the Navi costume still smell like the girl that was wearing it? Because if you claimed that it did, you’d probably get about thirty times as much cash for it.

    Look, I’m just thinking from a business perspective here.

  • Mark Rodkin

    Don’t you understand things like that mister?

  • Brack to the Future

    Me and Exeter are in for a sawbuck if yous guys give us a movie credit.

  • Do you mean “E-Begging”?

  • Duckler

    Was that a dare? If so, it seems to have worked.

  • CJ

    I will donate a dollar RIGHT NOW.

    Give me a link and I will do it, WedVetterMadea.

  • guest

    There’s a big obvious donate button right at the top of the site.

  • I just wish you’d put the option to buy the VCR Repair Shop patches from HiTB up on the store. No way I can win an auction.

  • Plinkett’s jacket and shirt? Wtf, he’s going to be topless? I’m not sure that’s a good idea.

  • And also a retarded cartoon rabbit, a funnier character than they’ve ever had.

  • DoctorKillpatient

    Can we next time have even more Dredd in our Space Cop – vizor down, frowny mouth, etc.

  • Was Rich doing a Charlie Sheen voice impression on purpose?

  • Duckler

    It’s not just great, it’s great AND powerful… in 3D!

  • RC_cola

    Is… is that… blood?!

  • Patrick Stewart

    Hey, Rick! It’s been a while. Did somebody say dune buggy?

  • Harri Aas Plancked

    just one question: why should people help you going, if you don’t give them what they like, what they ask for, and what put this webzone on the map in the first place? I’m talking about Plinkett.

  • jv

    e-begging and cyber-begging is sort of an overly cynical, old school mentality in my opinion. We’ve reached a time where people are more and more able to collaborate and help each other to create new and exciting things. Why not look at it like that? Why be all bitchy about it? Don’t give money if you don’t want to. But disparaging it seems rather trite.

    I think it’s a very interesting time we are in. The internet has revolutionized everything. Practically anyone can create content and be seen/heard.. given a chance to grow.. get help from others with similar mindsets.. lift each other up. Create great things.

    But no.. they are just moaners. You probably complain about advertising on sites, and games and content that are not 100% free.

    They aren’t begging, you are just cheap.

  • jv

    * Woops I meant But no.. they are just beggers.. not moaners.

  • playdude92

    For a movie production it would pay off to put themselves out there and ask for funding.
    Maybe they´re worried, that it´ll be a Kickflop though, like, uuhhm, that Zombie thing they were involved in.
    I think they should at least expand their shop for new funding. Put HitB on DVD, make a Plinkett audio book, a fan art album, awkward and inapprpriate RLM style birthday cards.
    Your fans are loyal RLM, they will pay.

  • Dixon Bawls

    man, that dog/gun just looks like a dick/turd.

  • Jim with Lightning Fast

    Sure… $100/hr and don’t ask any questions about why this obviously technical and difficult task is taking years… It ain’t easy to find spare parts for a VCR these days.

  • zeitguest

    Whatever it is, I find it to be disquieting and apocalyptic. As if every inexplicable, awful, horrifying thing in the universe were condensed into vase form and was reaching out to embrace me.

  • Kung Pow

    Killing is wrong. And bad.

    There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong.

    From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab

    Improper use of the Naavi costume… bacreewronky?

  • guest

    Just interjecting about the recently added Amazon link… I think you have to add stuff to your cart AFTER clicking into their link

    In other words, just to be on the safe side, don’t click into the amazon link, click into your cart, and buy something you saved to your cart. Instead add whatever you’re going to buy after clicking the redlettermedia amazon link to make sure they actually get the money. (I’ve gone as far as removing something from my cart, deleting cookies, pulling up redlettermedia, clicking on their link, re-adding to cart, purchasing…)

  • zeitguest

    well, Mike did cry out in pain when the donate button hit him in the eye that one time…

  • Micheal Bey

    Dude, you just need all the cool things cool movies have:

    Cool cars, hot chix, and exploooooosions.

    (and awful hard-on-the-eyes undulating CGI crap, gotta have that)

    (…but oddly my heart is still in the right place compared to Lucas or Scott. Who woulda thought that? Not me! Anyway, what I’m saying is, explooooosions!)

  • Hamza

    I donated 1 dollar.

  • I want content.

  • Duckler

    Free weekly, sometimes twice or thrice weekly, content isn’t enough for you?! By all means then, donate enough money to cover their studio rent for a month, and you may get a month’s worth of content. Creative people don’t operate in a cash-laden vacuum to suit your whims, you know. Just because an internet exists, it doesn’t mean that anyone ever owes you anything.

  • capitandelespacio

    I want my pizza rol.

  • Thaaaaat’s right Space Cop!

    Hey don’t look at me! I bought your commentary tracks, you frauds!

  • Thaaaaat’s right Space Cop!

    Do you not understand how to read between the lines yet with this site? They just asked. They just asked you, in this video.

  • Flannel and BO

    You’re selling the George Lucas beard and hair? Please god don’t tell me Rich Evans is going to stop cosplaying him at conventions!

  • Chief

    “Four injured starship troopers, a busted space dock and a nearly destroyed Imperial class Star Destroyer!? Man, is the mayor of the federation gonna have my ass! You’re a loose cannon space cop, a menace, you hear me?! This time you’ve gone too far, I’m gonna have to take your car, your laser, and your space cruiser!”

  • supr_g

    I love you guys but are you going to do this until you’re like 45? I think it’s time to take things…. to the NEXT LEVEL.

  • Bob

    Why don’t you auction something worth bidding on? like Jay’s slightly crack-stained underwear, i bet you’d get tons of bids for that.

  • Robby

    Haha the dog gun from the Django episode is over $200 now. Crazy. Seems like this auction is going over better than the two previous ones. I still cherish my Qui-Gon Jinn sucker and Star Trek (2009) shooting script.

  • AnimationworksNL

    I’ll buy that for a dollar!

  • Duckler

    Only 3 perverts bid on the Naavi costume? For shame, fellow perverts, for shame…

  • Iz da Rich Evans, das all

  • Me too!

  • Fuck you faggot fuck

    hahah fucken retard uuuuu suuuck faggot

  • G Hypolite
  • Malevolence

    Those scribbles are worse than Doctor’s Signatures O_<)

  • Malevolence

    Eh… bit late for the auction 🙁 , will donate on Patreon instead… might as well, it’s either I support them or Porn anyways… atleast by supporting RLM I don’t have guilt afterwards

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  • Noah R.

    I’m ready for another 🙂

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