The most heartwarming children’s film since Quigley!
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Lol, where do you find this shit dude?
you guys never fail to make me laugh
Haha, that was great! I had a feeling it was heading to that end too.
Coming to the theaters EVERYWHERE !!!!
Hahaha so great
What the fuck did i just watch?? and wtf i expected? i’m waiting for it’s Plinkett review!!
Dude, what in the fuck?!!! Is this a real film?!
NO NOT BOO BOO
There was no way I could’ve seen that ending coming. That was hilarious.
wasn’t the background music the theme for final fantasy X?
I’d let my kids watch this.
Movie is called Embryo. Released in 1976. I recognized Rock Hudson as the doctor so I just went through his movie list on IMDB. The movie was not very well regarded and actually centers around a woman who is born the same silly way as the dog and murders people. The dog shit is just a sideshow apparently. Awful.
My mind it MELTING!!!
if you’re going to steal music from final fantasy x
you could have at least gone with the Besaid Island theme
Good use of FFX’s “A Dream Which Will Someday End”.
Why aren’t actual trailers like this? It’s a good gag.
Nice to see I’m not the only one who recognized the FFX music
@redlettermedia did u purposefully use final fantasy x music in your trailer? haha
That was so awesome.
Shit movie, but the woman in it is all kinds of hot.
I love that Uematsu is so instantly recognizable that twenty seconds of his music is enough to rip the focus away from.. your thing that you’re doing there..
Way to go, Mike! This was great! 😀
Rock Hudson… and Diane Ladd?
OH MY GAAWWWDD!!
EMBRYO!! I saw this movie when I was a kid. It’s horrible. Even nostalgia can’t put it in a better light. Funny bit though. 🙂
It had a good amount of dog, I’m happy with that, but is there any way we could get some more cop? I feel like that was really missing here. Or maybe a baby…
oh god hahaha im laughing so hard it hurts
wait was that final fantasy X music
Took the words right out of my mouth. I was concentrating on the narration until 5 seconds after the score started. Then I got totally distracted with trying to figure out at which point in FFX this particular piece was used x.x
It looks to TAME for my personal case. HA! See what I did there.
Heh, gotta love Mike’s dudebro/advertiser voice, never gets old 😀
redlettermedia’s catch phrase: “what ta fuck!”
not particularly catchy…
ha ha, the commercial after the clip was for Totinos Pizza Rolls.
someone say to me, where this footage is from?
i knew something fucked up will happen…
just some clasic RLM,
WHAT DA FACK!??
Aw Mike don’t worry Sparky didn’t murder the dog, in fact he just murdered its’ botched clone brother which came out of a little girl’s easy bake clone oven as a stuffed animal. In all fairness Sparky did warn the dog in international sign… er, I mean paw language to “Shut the fuck up or else I will shake the shit out of that clone and hide it in the bushes!” Regardless look at the bright side at least it is safe from plushie fucking humans.
I vaguely remember seeing this ridiculous film on TV when I was no older then 6 and being freaked out by that scene. This was couple years before I fully understood this kind of stuff was completely fake. I can’t even begin to tell you how silly I feel now!
Someday the dream will end @ 33 sec in. Great song <3
OH MY GOD
WHAT THE FUCK
0:28 Plinkett comes out for a second 😀
Dog was heading to Zanarkand…
… but doesn’t the state government censor bureau and the military arm of PETA require that all such films carry the following message at the end: “No animals nor animal feelings were hurt while making this film.”
Here’s the whole movie (it’s PD): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK7jMzj3qik
This would make a good triple feature with Dracula’s Dog and Devil Dog, Hound of Hell.
Nice find! Looks nearly as bad as Speed 2.
lol@ FF music playing in the background.
What are you talking about? Killing that yappy dog was just so he wouldn’t annoy the children watching. Sparky is a credit to his species.
I can’t believe so many other people noticed the Final Fantasy music…
Very funny. Now why exactly is your comment service asking to read my CONTACTS from Yahoo?
You are using a service that rips off people’s personal information to advertise.
If comment as a guest instead of signing in through Yahoo or Twitter or whatever, the only info you have to provide is an email address.
I see you landed the Totino Pizza Roll contract. Congrats and well deserved.
How do a block my TiVo from recommending this movie to me everyday?
I was not expecting the hilariously dark joke at the end. Very well played, and very funny!
Until I finally saw the movie, I always thought the title “Quigley Down Under” referred to the furry pubic-haired women of the seventies-
Well that came outta nowhere
Too bad I had already seen Embryo…still funny though…
Final fantasy x music? Ok nice choice. lol
Well, most of the people who visit this site regularly are probaably a bunch of geeks/nerds 😛 Myself included, of course!
Now give us a plinkett review for it
I like this Sparky more: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGcNzI9GUdg
Hmmm. Looks a lot like Embryo.
Ugh. Reminds me of the Robo-Rottweiller-Cyber-Dog crap movie from the 90’s…Man’s Best Friend? People would cross the street when I had my Rottie with me.
Oh, and Pizza Rolls sound REALLY good right now!
As an aside, Lance Hendrickson is cool beyond all measure!
Cop Dog. heh.
How were you not expecting it? Are you perhaps an actual certified retard?
i’d let my 7 year old watch this.
i’d give her a gun too, i don’t care…i fucking hate her anyway
Is this real?
The payoff was worth it
My brain is collapsing in on itself X_X
the fuck’s going on
What does that say about your noggin?
Love the Phil Hartman-esque voiceover.
i have to know everything about this movie
If a dog kills another dog, it is called murder…if a dog kills a cat, is it still called murder? And if a dog kills a human, does it get the death penalty? oh boy, this is making me hungry!
Now go review a movie.
Time to send in Cop Dog….
Get off your lazy f$%@ing ass and give us what we want you fat homo. Nobody cares about Sparky.
The tightest pair of jeans couldn’t hide the boner I have right now.
This is from the Rock Hudson Movie “Embryo”, which was one of the first movies to warn us about the dangers of cloning or something. It’s not a bad movie, pure 70’s schlock.
I took my kindergarten class on a field trip to see Sparky The Murdering Dog this afternoon. The general consensus is it wasn’t as good as Funny Games.
FF 10 music in there
fuck sparky and crispin nuthuggers super awkward dance. id rather listen to a session of congress than watch some safe for work clip of some dog or some kid doing something thats….
wait nm yer just trolling us
guess ill check back in next month and maybe there will be 2 more awesome video clips of failed 80’s movies that i can post sarcastic comments on how you release something new once every 3 months
Was wondering if i was the only one who noticed this.
And yeah, nice choice. The track title is “Someday the dream will end” Lmao.
@Joseph Buss, I knew I recognized this as Embryo; I remember it from when I was seven or eight. Creeped my young, impressionable mind the hell out as I recall.
Sparky was provoked by that stupid yapping dog, so it’s all good.
Lol, an actual female narrator speaks in the same tone on some kind of PotC documentary:
That little dog was a racist. And a Nazi. And I’m pretty sure it was responsible for 9/11.
Would make a great double feature with Zoltan: Hound Of Hell
The scarier thing was Rock raising Babera Carrera from a baby clone and then having sex with her before figuring out she was as psycho as the dog.
SO where the hell is this?”Trailer”‘s bene out for more than a month now,
YOU LAZY FUCKS!!!!!!!!!
Terrific. I love this shorter stuff.
awesome use of the random subplot, Embryo was awesome, I’m glad it was remade with more rape as Splice…oh wait…
I thought I was the only one who heard that but it is from FFX =D I got happier
Wait, if Paul Blart was really a disguise for Sparky does that mean I’m tomorrow afternoon or is it lunch?
Thank you for this. Seriously.
Why the fuck would Mike put FFX music in a trailer?! YOU FUCKIN HACK FRAUD I BET RICH EDITED THIS SCHLOCK TRAILER!
How have I missed this?
The very same thought just crossed my mind.
“Final Fantasy fucking sucks!” -Rich 20XX
That little dog shouldn’t have been talking so much shit. Booboo got what was coming to him.
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