Sparky Trailer!

April 6, 2012107 Comments

The most heartwarming children’s film since Quigley!


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  • 1123

    Lol, where do you find this shit dude?

  • Topher

    D’awwwwwwwww

  • Guest

    you guys never fail to make me laugh

  • Earthbound_X

    Haha, that was great! I had a feeling it was heading to that end too.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Hreinnij Hreinn Ingi Jónasson

    Coming to the theaters EVERYWHERE !!!!

  • Guest

    Hahaha so great

  • Gergely Szabó

    What the fuck did i just watch?? and wtf i expected? i’m waiting for it’s Plinkett review!!

  • Funnyelaine

    Dude, what in the fuck?!!! Is this a real film?!

  • dd22

    NO NOT BOO BOO

  • Spannnnnner

    Tonight. You!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001000782571 Brogan Cordova

    There was no way I could’ve seen that ending coming. That was hilarious.

  • Tidus

    wasn’t the background music the theme for final fantasy X?

  • http://www.facebook.com/cnauta Charles Nauta

    FFX ?  

  • Sweetestsadist

    I’d let my kids watch this.

  • Jcox2820

    Fucking amazing.

  • Argus11111

    Movie is called Embryo. Released in 1976. I recognized Rock Hudson as the doctor so I just went through his movie list on IMDB. The movie was not very well regarded and actually centers around a woman who is born the same silly way as the dog and murders people. The dog shit is just a sideshow apparently. Awful. 

  • Cyvaris

    My mind it MELTING!!!

  • http://twitter.com/SmegmaKing Michael Joseph

     if you’re going to steal music from final fantasy x
    you could have at least gone with the Besaid Island theme

  • Mage94

    Good use of FFX’s “A Dream Which Will Someday End”.

  • Zero_miles_per_hour

    Why aren’t actual trailers like this?  It’s a good gag.

  • http://twitter.com/firehair12000 Christian Marsham

    Nice to see I’m not the only one who recognized the FFX music

  • Tdthunhorst

    @redlettermedia did u purposefully use final fantasy x music in your trailer? haha

  • Rob

    That was so awesome.

  • Axeman3d

    Shit movie, but the woman in it is all kinds of hot.

  • Sector007

    I love that Uematsu is so instantly recognizable that twenty seconds of his music is enough to rip the focus away from.. your thing that you’re doing there..

    • kaidanmono

       Took the words right out of my mouth. I was concentrating on the narration until 5 seconds after the score started. Then I got totally distracted with trying to figure out at which point in FFX this particular piece was used x.x

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jay-A-Matthew/100001199766732 Jay A. Matthew

    Way to go, Mike! This was great! :D

  • http://www.facebook.com/william.scurry William K. Scurry Jr.

    Rock Hudson… and Diane Ladd?

  • Dee

    OH MY GAAWWWDD!!

  • Viv

    EMBRYO!! I saw this movie when I was a kid. It’s horrible. Even nostalgia can’t put it in a better light. Funny bit though. :)

  • Greg

    It had a good amount of dog, I’m happy with that, but is there any way we could get some more cop? I feel like that was really missing here. Or maybe a baby…

  • Adam Allen

    oh god hahaha im laughing so hard it hurts

  • Alex Heim

    wait was that final fantasy X music

    • http://www.facebook.com/jose.velasquez.31945 Jose Velasquez

      I thought I was the only one who heard that but it is from FFX =D I got happier

  • ralphmakesmovies

    It looks to TAME for my personal case. HA! See what I did there.

  • JohnW

    Heh, gotta love Mike’s dudebro/advertiser voice, never gets old :D

  • Ricky

    redlettermedia’s catch phrase: “what ta fuck!”

    not particularly catchy…

  • guest

    ha ha, the commercial after the clip was for Totinos Pizza Rolls.

  • Viehlipp

    someone say to me, where this footage is from?

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/SB3OAM3B77SZE5H77OQYASHA4I Lazy

    i knew something fucked up will happen…

  • GOD

    just some clasic  RLM, 

  • An

    WHAT DA FACK!??

  • Ruiner

     Aw Mike don’t worry Sparky didn’t murder the dog, in fact he just murdered its’ botched clone brother which came out of a little girl’s easy bake clone oven as a stuffed animal. In all fairness Sparky did warn the dog in international sign… er, I mean paw language to “Shut the fuck up  or else I will shake the shit out of that clone and hide it in the bushes!” Regardless look at the bright side at least it is safe from plushie fucking humans.

    I vaguely remember seeing this ridiculous film on TV when I was no older then 6 and being freaked out by that scene. This was couple years before I fully understood this kind of stuff was completely fake. I can’t even begin to tell you how silly I feel now! 

  • Ruiner

     Aw Mike don’t worry Sparky didn’t murder the dog, in fact he just murdered its’ botched clone brother which came out of a little girl’s easy bake clone oven as a stuffed animal. In all fairness Sparky did warn the dog in international sign… er, I mean paw language to “Shut the fuck up  or else I will shake the shit out of that clone and hide it in the bushes!” Regardless look at the bright side at least it is safe from plushie fucking humans.

    I vaguely remember seeing this ridiculous film on TV when I was no older then 6 and being freaked out by that scene. This was couple years before I fully understood this kind of stuff was completely fake. I can’t even begin to tell you how silly I feel now! 

  • Zeroz52

    Someday the dream will end @ 33 sec in.  Great song <3

  • http://twitter.com/Joshua_Roberts_ Joshua Roberts

    OH MY GOD

    WHAT THE FUCK

  • JohnW

    0:28 Plinkett comes out for a second :D

  • John_alley_cat

    Dog was heading to Zanarkand…

  • DarthVaderHappyMeal

    Great clip,
    … but doesn’t the state government censor bureau and the military arm of PETA require that all such films carry the following message at the end: “No animals nor animal feelings were hurt while making this film.”

  • Jaymeadows1

    Embryo (1976)

  • Turnshoe

    Here’s the whole movie (it’s PD): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK7jMzj3qik

  • I mention dog movies

    This would make a good triple feature with Dracula’s Dog and Devil Dog, Hound of Hell.

  • m0r1arty

    Nice find! Looks nearly as bad as Speed 2.

  • http://twitter.com/bbhaver2 Dean Winchester

    LMAO

  • Furious George

    lol@ FF music playing in the background. 

  • Guest

    What are you talking about?  Killing that yappy dog was just so he wouldn’t annoy the children watching.  Sparky is a credit to his species.

  • TV’s Rob

    I can’t believe so many other people noticed the Final Fantasy music…

    • kaidanmono

      Well, most of the people who visit this site regularly are probaably a bunch of geeks/nerds :P Myself included, of course!

  • Oakstave

    Very funny. Now why exactly is your comment service asking to read my CONTACTS from Yahoo?

    You are using a service that rips off people’s personal information to advertise.

    • Guest

       If comment as a guest instead of signing in through Yahoo or Twitter or whatever, the only info you have to provide is an email address.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QM44W3TFA7IJZQRGIK2D7GPN6E Mandy

    I see you landed the Totino Pizza Roll contract.  Congrats and well deserved.

  • http://www.facebook.com/shawndriscoll Shawn Driscoll

    How do a block my TiVo from recommending this movie to me everyday?

  • http://twitter.com/Jesseraygarza Jesse Garza

    I was not expecting the hilariously dark joke at the end. Very well played, and very funny! 

    • No

      How were you not expecting it? Are you perhaps an actual certified retard? 

  • GavinDC

    Until I finally saw the movie, I always thought the title “Quigley Down Under” referred to the furry pubic-haired women of the seventies-

  • http://twitter.com/ColeScorpio Cole Scorpio

    Well that came outta nowhere

  • Cassavius

    Too bad I had already seen Embryo…still funny though…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gerard-Mckay/1552902991 Gerard Mckay

    Final fantasy x music? Ok nice choice. lol

    • Guest

      Was wondering if i was the only one who noticed this.

      And yeah, nice choice. The track title is “Someday the dream will end” Lmao.

  • Bleh

    Now give us a plinkett review for it

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brooke-Tarvin/100002410794909 Brooke Tarvin

      Cop Dog. heh.

  • m4lvolio
  • http://profiles.google.com/200328sept David Fullam

    Hmmm. Looks a lot like Embryo.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KU5NYW2GUGXLEYFIX2MZLHZN7U Captain Commander

    HAHAHAHA! EXCELLENT!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brooke-Tarvin/100002410794909 Brooke Tarvin

    Ugh. Reminds me of the Robo-Rottweiller-Cyber-Dog crap movie from the 90′s…Man’s Best Friend?  People would cross the street when I had my Rottie with me.

    Oh, and Pizza Rolls sound REALLY good right now! 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brooke-Tarvin/100002410794909 Brooke Tarvin

    As an aside, Lance Hendrickson is cool beyond all measure! 

  • Rob

    i’d let my 7 year old watch this.
    i’d give her a gun too, i don’t care…i fucking hate her anyway

  • Fomorian

    Is this real?

  • Guest

    The payoff was worth it

  • Tevrion

    My brain is collapsing in on itself X_X

    • Ehwood_99

       What does that say about your noggin?

  • Hadeanechoes

    the fuck’s going on

  • Sokolg

    Love the Phil Hartman-esque voiceover.

  • Matthew

    i have to know everything about this movie

  • http://twitter.com/strangepurple paul c

    If a dog kills another dog, it is called murder…if a dog kills a cat, is it still called murder? And if a dog kills a human, does it get the death penalty? oh boy, this is making me hungry!

  • Murderin Murphy

    Hilarious.

    Now go review a movie.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/5J3XYIKXUZWYY5U25VZ3BLKI3Q Stacy

    Time to send in Cop Dog….
     

  • Guest

    Get off your lazy f$%@ing ass and give us what we want you fat homo. Nobody cares about Sparky.

  • Daniel Yowell

    The tightest pair of jeans couldn’t hide the boner I have right now.

  • http://www.facebook.com/joseph.buss2 Joseph Buss

    This is from the Rock Hudson Movie “Embryo”, which was one of the first movies to warn us about the dangers of cloning or something.  It’s not a bad movie, pure 70′s schlock.  

  • Balgor Vern

    I took my kindergarten class on a field trip to see Sparky The Murdering Dog this afternoon. The general consensus is it wasn’t as good as Funny Games.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Abbas-Ali/100000051502447 Abbas Ali

    FF 10 music in there

  • ManBearPlinkett

    fuck sparky and crispin nuthuggers super awkward dance. id rather listen to a session of congress than watch some safe for work clip of some dog or some kid doing something thats….
    wait nm yer just trolling us

  • Twignberries

    guess ill check back in next month and maybe there will be 2 more awesome video clips of failed 80′s movies that i can post sarcastic comments on how you release something new once every 3 months

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  • Frunobulax

    @Joseph Buss, I knew I recognized this as Embryo; I remember it from when I was  seven or eight. Creeped my young, impressionable mind the hell out as I recall.

    • http://www.facebook.com/joseph.buss2 Joseph Buss

      The scarier thing was Rock raising Babera Carrera from a baby clone and then having sex with her before figuring out she was as psycho as the dog. 

  • Bat Guano

    Sparky was provoked by that stupid yapping dog, so it’s all good.

  • JohnW

    Lol, an actual female narrator speaks in the same tone on some kind of PotC documentary: 

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY6rkzqKZNM 
    :D
    Hilarious.

  • Hafabee

    That little dog was a racist.  And a Nazi.  And I’m pretty sure it was responsible for 9/11.

  • Gabba

    Would make a great double feature with Zoltan: Hound Of Hell

  • Donutsfuckyou121

    SO where the hell is this?”Trailer”‘s bene out for more than a month now,
    YOU LAZY FUCKS!!!!!!!!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MNIWMMKE6Z7UMW6ZXFLT2CLAHI OneMinuteGalactica

    Terrific. I love this shorter stuff.

  • anonfornow

    awesome use of the random subplot, Embryo was awesome, I’m glad it was remade with more rape as Splice…oh wait…

  • Workpigs

    Wait, if Paul Blart was really a disguise for Sparky does that mean I’m tomorrow afternoon or is it lunch?

  • Sébastien St-Pierre Robert

    Quintessential Redlettermedia.

  • Devil_Dinosaur

    Thank you for this. Seriously.

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