Space Cop Trailer #1

July 13, 20152,465 Comments

Here it is folks! The new trailer for “Space Cop” – To be released soon. When it’s done. Starring internet legend Rich Evans. Produced by internet frauds Mike and Jay.

Filed in: Feature Films

  • dollar store cashier wife

    1st

  • Wolvy

    Simpsons did it.

  • kuhpunkt

    Oh my gaaaawwwd!!!11

  • jezoc

    oh my god

  • dollar store cashier wife

    so is Jay playing sexy thug #3 or what?

  • I want my money back!

  • OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

  • kuhpunkt

    Patton! Oswalt!

  • Marc Greene

    Looks better than Batman v Superman.

  • Uncle Dan

    PATTON OSWALT!

  • kuhpunkt

    But I didn’t see Len yet!

  • AverageJoe

    Holy crapballs, Patton Oswalt Cameo FTW!

  • Som

    who needs Batman v Superman when you’ve got Space Cop! Bet ye blew your budget on that title screen

  • kuhpunkt

    Well, he’s a fan. He mentioned RLM a few times before.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    he guided Mr.Evans hips in stunt training.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Jim and Colin did that for a few beers.

  • Uncle Dan

    I’m just happy. 😀

  • Alex Lee

    He threw the picture into the Kurlan Naiskos. That’s why it sounded like that.

  • He’s the only one who can run for so fast. Look at that hot bodaay…

  • kuhpunkt

    Out of kindness.

  • Red Rowz

    20th

  • It’s gonna be great.

  • kuhpunkt

    confirmed for gay

  • eeeh

    Hell yeah! Looks great.

  • Mohamad Taufiq Morshidi

    Wow, looks good.

    My favourite scene is when Jay Bauman appears and Space Cop says:

    “Do you bleed? You will”.

    Take that, Colin Trevorrow!

  • Alexandria Sanders

    this looks really good. can’t wait.

  • Percy Gryce

    PO is in the hizzy.

  • Riley Courter

    I’m so fucking excited for Space Cop. I love you. Space Cop.

  • Percy Gryce

    SPOILERS!

  • Percy Gryce

    Black goo?

  • mrsleep

    Yay, Space Cop is almost done.
    Now we can get more Half in the Bag, Best of the Worst and Plinkett!

    I hope…

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I do have some native american in me.

  • Percy Gryce

    It looks like Jay plays a thug. Hmm, type casting.

  • Rene Belloq 12 inch figure

    The lazer in the sky made me lol.

  • I get the feeling this trailer was lampshaded by “All trailers are the same”. The signs are:
    Dramatic music – check.
    Shouting is drama – check.
    Giant blue laser shooting up in the sky, aka McGuffin device – check.
    Flashy 3D logo – check.

  • Ragged Gypsy

    I’ll never forget where I was when Space Cop trailer #1 came out!

    I was on a toilet losing my virginity.

  • Percy Gryce

    is a guy on T.V.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    it honestly might be. this seems leagues above other RLM’s feature films.

  • Percy Gryce

    Was the toilet a good lover at least?

  • Percy Gryce

    I’m gonna buy it . . . for the “Making of” featurette.

  • fknrat

    Patton Oswalt and Rich Evans in a SWEDed Face/Off. Make it happen, internet!

  • Earth

    OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!

    My immediate reaction to seeing the fucking thumbnail for this!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It took 12 months to make.

  • Day_is_Over

    I ASSED MY LAUGH OFF.

  • Uncle Dan

    Buying it for both! The earlier RLM movies didn’t win me over at first but definitely grew on me. Like a Globkin.

  • TLS

    We need more NUDITY!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I dunno. Doesn’t matter how much I love their reviews but watching Gorilla Interupted on the RLM-stream-a-thon was nothing short of painful.

  • kuhpunkt

    That’s right, Jay!

  • Uncle Dan

    Gorilla Interrupted works in a “Wow look at these kids trying really earnestly to make something out of what they had” but the win is definitelly more in the “Making Of.”

    On the other hand, I do genuinely enjoy Feeding Frenzy.

  • Earth

    That was the greatest and most orgasmic 3 minutes of my life.

  • Percy Gryce

    Did everyone see that amazing cameo?

    Of course, I’m referring to the picture of Ronald Reagan.

    Just kidding. I’m really referring to Sammy Grabowski. It was great to see him back at work. That kid hasn’t aged a day.

  • Earth

    It’s the botox. Kids these days…

  • Andrew Dickman

    “It’s bullshit”
    -Rich “The SPAAAAAACEEEE Cop” Evans

  • Zach

    Chills. Well done, guys.

  • Percy Gryce

    Yeah, where were Space Cops pr0n mags?

  • Percy Gryce

    But “How Not to Make a Movie” is priceless.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I saw about half of Feeding Frenzy in that stream as well. Seemed like a major improvement in just about every possible way though like GI alot of it seemed like “this is bad on purpose you guys!” which as RLM said many times can be more painful then an actually bad movie.

  • My ex wife

    Holy shit! Underpants status… Jizzed.

    I haven’t been this excited since the great stream-a-thon of 2014!

  • Racist!

  • Feeding Frenzy was so close to what could have been passed off as a shlocky B-movie except for a few scenes and awkward cuts. I enjoyed it quite a bit.

  • Uncle Dan

    They have a Behind the Scenes feature on the DVD which is also awesome, by the way. I’d say the combination is worth the price, if you’re at all interested.

    Also, audio commentary.

  • Earth

    Just wait for Trailer #2. That’s when we’ll get our first glimpse of the Rich Evans hardcore sex scene.

  • I like how the hover car scenes look about as good as flying in Superman 4.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I’m gonna pre-order Space Cop instead. You hear that RLM? Put your fingers into my ass wallet!

  • Earth

    Canadian kindness. It has the power to kill.

  • Percy Gryce

    So is this Trailer #1 a reboot of the teaser trailer or a remake of the original fake trailer?

  • My ex wife

    It’s some of their best work!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    they mocked Man of Steel’s trailer for Space Cop teaser,then they mocked trailers all together…and now they release a generic trailer as the main one for SP promotion . The levels of ironic hack fraudery are off the fucking charts.

  • Uncle Dan

    I’m actually wondering if Patton Oswalt would show up on a Best of the Worst panel sometime. That would be nice.

  • diehounderdoggen

    Yeah yeah yeah, something something action blah blah learning to work together as a team, blue lazer shoots into the sky everybody learns a lesson the end.

    (seriously though, hype as fuck for this. Gonna sneak a bunch of pizza rolls into the theater for this one. And by theater I mean the hospital room with that guy in the coma that never notices me use his tv.)

  • Mind blown. Confirmed for hack frauds times ten twelve.

  • Earth

    *12 years.

  • zaz926

    You know, you’re never gonna beat Titanic, nobody can.

  • Uncle Dan

    *Avatar. Fixed that for you.

  • He’s being realistic.

  • Percy Gryce

    If so, he’ll have to bring his A game–like when Sir Leonard started asking the BOTW panelists what the best parts of the movie were.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Space Cop is gonna be the most polarizing movie since Salo or 120 days of Sodom

    http://i.imgur.com/6KJhodX.png

  • Earth

    Mike, Jay, Rich, Jessi, Jack, Josh, Colin, Jim, Jocelyn…. Everyone else. I love you guys. Forever.

    Signed, Drooling idiot fanboy.

  • Jason

    that’ll do, pig(s).

  • Earth

    ah, youtube…

  • Fartastic

    “It’s bullshit! Bullshit!” Reminded me of the bad improvised acting in Miami Connection.

  • Percy Gryce

    Wow, why can’t we have nice things here–like those very thoughtful and literate comments?

  • AverageJoe

    Oh, right. “Spoilers!”

    There.

  • Percy Gryce

    Black goo matters!

    Too soon?

  • Percy Gryce

    Black goo matters!

    Too soon?

  • Percy Gryce

    Or The Room.

  • Percy Gryce

    Or The Room.

  • Sakari Pelkonen

    A laser shooting into space? You hack frauds!!!

    I might see it for Patton Oswalt though.

  • Sakari Pelkonen

    A laser shooting into space? You hack frauds!!!

    I might see it for Patton Oswalt though.

  • Earth

    He does realise he doesn’t have to watch it right?

    Edit: also, it’s never been a secret that Mike and Jay are hackfrauds.

  • Earth

    He does realise he doesn’t have to watch it right?

    Edit: also, it’s never been a secret that Mike and Jay are hackfrauds.

  • Earth

    2:26

    Is that a reference to Death Spa?

  • Earth

    2:26

    Is that a reference to Death Spa?

  • array528
  • I start to see things I recognize.

  • TLS
  • Domo

    So you blew your wad on the title sequence, eh?

    Eating hot dogs tonight in honor of your accomplishment! So many years wasted, and this is the result! Another Space Cop trailer! Yay!

  • Finally! Those hack frauds can finish this film and give us moar Plinkett!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Can we talk about the Ronald Reagan cameo?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Not enough BWAHM.

    Glowy blue. Check.
    Was that Chris Tucker, or am I just Racist!?
    Patton Motherfyucking Oswalt.
    Hit him again! Hit Jay again!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Thanks, Jim, we have a new meme thing.

  • Earth

    You’re never gonna beat Where’s Deathlist. Nobody can.

    http://redlettermedia.com/shorts/wheres-deathlist/

  • Animist_Primal

    I haven’t been this excited for a shitty scifi cashgrab since Terminator Genisys! But seriously…I can’t wait.

  • Earth

    Space Cop took so long to make in the original trailer they were still called GMP Pictures.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So Space Cop and Batman v Superman will cross the billion dollar mark but who will make fans cum with excitement more?

  • RLMkeepitup

    what if maybe who knows Plinkett has a cameo in the movie

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Nope.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I can’t believe you got a cameo from acclaimed director Alfan Golenpaul.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    SPACE COP trailer wows Comic-Con. – Variey

  • Captain Turbo

    Space Cop makes Robocop look like regular cop!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Man, these guys want more Money than fucking Disney

  • Mike Magnum

    Jay is playing a perp. It seem so unlike him.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    If you liked the first two Space Cop trailers you’re gonna love this trailer

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    *perv

    Fixed it for omi.

  • Captain Turbo

    He might be playing a space thug from the future. We don’t know yet.

  • Logan

    Damn, these guys got way better at lighting. keep up the good work you sexy sexy indian children over at redlettermedia!!!

  • Percy Gryce

    Hey, has anyone seen the video from the Space Cop panel at SDCC where they released this trailer? Man, when Rich started crowd surfing, that was the shit.

  • Not even Deathlist itself…

  • Percy Gryce

    Thankfully it’s like 3:30 a.m. yesterday in Finland–or something.

  • Noah R.

    I would make a witty comment but with over 100 of them I’m sure it’s already somewhere in here.

    Anyway, can’t wait for release 🙂

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You owe this world nothing, Space Cop. D’you hear me? Nothing!

  • Your last year’s Patreon money at work! This year’s went on the couches.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    That’s bullshit! Bullshit!

  • Earth

    That clip of Mike in the cryogenic chamber was awesome.

  • sleepy_editor

    Seriously awesome that Patton Oswalt is in it! Fantastic job!

  • Domo

    I feel sorry for the cyclist that died from that terrible overhead train crash.

    I bet he’s not even mentioned in the movie credits. Poor guy.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    That’s what he gets for standing right where he knows giant miniatures might fall.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    These hackfrauds know better than to shoot the whole wad in the trailer. The Len K and Matt Hannon cameos are going to be EPIC!!!

  • RLMkeepitup

    80s retro vhs box art http://spacecopmovie.com/

  • NoahsNumber1Fan

    This is amazing!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That’s Alfan Golenpaul, acclaimed director who makes monies in the Arkansas section of the United States

  • Vege

    get this on GOG!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    *gag

  • My ex wife

    I just checked… it’s still awesome!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    What’s agog? All of us, to see SPACE COP!

  • Noah R.

    It is my boi, it is.

  • Domo

    Even though there’s ketchup on the hot dog? They’re the biggest trolls of all to put ketchup on a hot dog.

  • You got a problem with people that put ketchup on hotdogs?

  • Domo

    Yes.

    –member of the Mayonnaise on Hot Dogs society.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    “Patton Oswalt’s best dramatic performance since BIG FAN.” – Rolling Stone

  • This is no Kung Fury. But close.

  • Michael Collins

    Marvel and DC, you just lost!
    This is going to be the biggest direct to video release EVARRRRRR

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    That’s how Chicagoans know the out-of-towners. Well, that and the accent.
    And the Yankees jersies.

  • Sully

    I’m gonna need to see Rich’s trailer reaction video before I know how I truly feel about this.

  • Sully

    Do you bleed, Space Cop? You will.

  • Sully

    Are you suggesting that Mike & Jay outsource work?

    I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THEIR SLAVE LABOR FORCE IS HOME GROWN, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    “The effects are.” – Entertainment Weekly

  • The Loon

    you hack frauds convinced that hack fraud Patton Cobblepot to be in this?

  • Sully

    Invested too much to pull out now.

    I said the same thing to that guy’s mom last week.

  • thestoner

    A pile of dog shit with whip cream on top is still dog shit…I bet Evans is a chronic masterbator? Eat a pancake bitches…..

  • Sully

    Get yer facts straight, pal. A pile of dog shit with whip cream on top is called a “Dog Shit Deluxe” or a “Royale with crème” if you’re in France.

  • Earth

    That’s a given. Like how the Star Wars Prequels can’t beat the Prequel Reviews.

  • Domo

    Hey, you leave Rich Evans and Fat Vince Vaughn ALONE.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe
  • My ex wife

    Crème du merde.

  • Sully

    Hey, I’m not gonna argue over brands.

  • RLMkeepitup

    that trailer made no sense, at all, for someone who doesn’t know that material already

  • Bahareh Khosravi

    Tell me Space Cop…Do you bleeeeeeeeeed?

  • neonlymex

    What is the song that plays for the end half?

  • Palpatine

    Move over The Force Awakens, this my most anticipated film of 2015.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    It didn’t make that much sense to me, and I know the material.

  • Sully

    Why is Jared Leto dressed like a clown in this?

  • My ex wife

    If you are going to eat a hot dog it doesn’t matter whats on it, the damage is already done. 😀

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    What’s wrong with your face?

  • BrannigansLaw

    Should have seen it coming, but l lost it at the blue laser shooting into the sky.

  • My ex wife

    It is it.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Perfect demonstration of why The Joker shouldn’t look like that.

    Because, unless somebody told you, you wouldn’t know it was supposed to be The Joker.

    (But, to be fair, I had the same problem with almost all of the AVENGERS 2 trailer.)

  • My ex wife

    Just like Ommie.

  • Palpatine

    Does this mean Patton Oswalt is one of us?

  • Uthor

    For a second, I thought you were talking about the ketchup on the hot dog.

  • Uthor

    Soon to be seen on Best of the Worst.

  • Sully

    He is now . . .

  • My ex wife

    I had to google it just to be sure, but I so wanted it to be true!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Gabba, gabba, hey. One of us. One of us.

  • Earth

    That trailer just has the most inappropriate music playing.

  • My ex wife

    I didn’t notice it… but my brain did.

  • Domo

    Tru dat.

  • Sully

    My biggest problem with a movie of this type is, I’m not interested in a villains only film. As much as I prefer Marvel to DC, I still wouldn’t want to see a film that focuses on the Sinister Six, while Spider-Man plays a minor role in the background.
    I suppose it boils down to preference, but I’m not feeling this film at all.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I suppose that all depends on the story.

  • Tim Hendrix

    OMG! you guys got Neil Patrick Oswalt to be in it!

  • instant relief

    The nerdmeter readings are off the charts, sir!

  • instant relief

    If it gets released in 2015. *cough cough*

  • Daggoth

    This ain’t the first trailer. The REAL spacecop trailer already exists! Now I want a hotdog just like when I played the opening of bioshock infinite… damn you hack/frauds

  • My ex wife

    He ain’t got time to bleed.

  • My ex wife

    I shouldn’t have gone into Burger King.

  • instant relief

    KONY 2012! 9/11 was an inside job!

  • My ex wife

    Isn’t he the guy that went looking for One Eyed Willys gold?

  • It’s gonna be great. It’s so dense. Every single frame has so many things going on. 3-2-4-4-2-3 AND. Now, back to 9/11. It took 12 years to make!

    I may have gone too far in a few places.

  • Captain Turbo

    Where was the purple suit?

  • Captain Turbo

    Out of all the movie trailers I’ve seen this year, that was one of them.

  • Sully

    Everyone says that.

  • odigity

    When is RedLetterMedia going to release a review of the Space Cop trailer?

  • Why do they always give away the best moments in the trailer?
    http://i.imgur.com/mG2snmK.gif

  • Sully

    Stop. You’re gonna make Omitted cry.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Quit playing with the nerdometer. You’ll go blind!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    *ejaculate

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    “If you only see one movie this year, and it’s this one, then you won’t see another.” – Ebert(dot)com

  • When I saw that, I came. And I had just had a blueberry icee so, it rhymed. It was like poetry.

  • This one is going straight into my manhole.

  • thestoner

    OK, how about playing “Guess were my finger is?” or “What does your chin and my balls have in common?”

  • Sully

    Tomato Tomato

  • Sully

    Stop. You’re gonna make Omitted burst a nut.

  • Uncle Dan

    It really depends on how interesting you can make the various characters. The charm of Spider-Man stories has always been Peter Parker balancing his normal life with being a superhero, and having interesting villains is a bonus.

    Batman isn’t usually done that well, so his villains overshadow him in most media. So I can sort of see it working in concept… but yeah that trailer didn’t make a lot of sense to me.

  • Palpatine

    I dunno, what do your chin and balls have in common?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    *cry

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    How will chips be packaged in the future?

    #TheFuture-StillAmazing

  • Uncle Dan

    I am too.

    But I live in Europe, so it’s totally excusable.

  • Palpatine

    That’s actually footage of what happened after Jay said he liked Prometheus.

  • Captain Turbo

    I believe you mean Neil DeGrasse Harris

  • Uncle Dan

    In processed Chinese people?

  • Sully

    Potato Potato

  • Earth

    Purple suits are SOOOOO 2008.

  • Sully

    We’ve already seen it. In tennis ball canisters.

  • Captain Turbo

    You’re making me hungry.

  • Mike Magnum

    You know, i was holding out hope that maybe Suicide Squad might be good. But after watching this. I just kinda feel “mah” towards it. It might still be o.k.. But it looks a lot like David Ayer last film, Sabotage. And that was pretty mediocre.

  • sepiajack

    What a great surprise to find when I got home from work today!

  • Palpatine

    Now I want to see a video of Rich Evans reacting to the Space Cop trailer.

  • Sully

    I have that effect…

  • Sully

    I said the same thing. Wouldn’t mind a Taco Reacts vid either.
    Gotta spread the love.

    Hear that, Mitchell? Get on it!

  • Palpatine

    Speaking of Taco, some asshole kindly gentleman made an article about him on the RLM Wikia:
    http://redlettermedia.wikia.com/wiki/Mitchell_Taco_Nash

  • Sully

    You sure his mom didn’t write that article?

  • Captain Turbo

    Fuck you, RIck Berman! Oh wait, you’re not Rick Berman.

  • iamtravis182

    You didn’t see it? Here’s a screen shot…
    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152861990800672&l=2e6d35918e

  • Sully

    It’s as glorious as I imagined it would be.

  • Percy Gryce

    I had to google it too. I almost fooled myself.

  • Sully

    What are, things wives say to mistresses, Alex?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Space Cop is a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.

  • instant relief

    How about Rich Evans reacting to Rich Evans reacting to the Space Cop trailer?

  • Domo

    I just want Rich Evans reacting to a hot dog.

    Like a “hot dogs from around the world” reaction video.

  • jrich

    Never seen a train fall on a guy riding a bike before….that’s movie magic

  • Hank_Henshaw

    They expect us to believe Space Cop and “80s Detective” can catch up to Jay in a foot chase? *ding*

    (I’m doing the Cinema Sins thing)

  • Palpatine

    Please don’t.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Ketchup, mayo, and Rich Evan’s favorite: mustard. The international standard hotdog.

  • infernocanuck

    If you have to explain it, it’s not a good joke in the first place.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    It wasn’t a joke is was a real complaint. In fact, I’m gonna go whine about it over at youtube, where people are more welcoming of my astute observations.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    What about a Cinema Fights round table discussion of the trailer?

  • I’m going to watch it again but after drinking a purple icee.
    It’s gonna be grape.

  • Angelo

    Can’t wait for the reboot.

  • Sully

    It’s gonna be the longest 18 months of your life.

  • Scott B. Smith

    This looks great! I’m very excited for the release.

  • Angelo

    Concise and precise. Like how every article should be.

  • instant relief

    Can’t wait for the new Nostalgia Critic review.

  • Angelo

    I have a dream… I have a dream of a world in which every movie trailer is narrated by Rich Evans.

  • Sully
  • Palpatine

    I knew you weren’t really a fox!

  • Like Icare

    That hot dog in the trailer looked CGI-ed.

  • Palpatine

    Bat-Credit Card Big Lipped Alligator Moment Chuck Norris.

  • Angelo

    I’d add that Will Smith seems inappropriate in all the movie.

  • Palpatine

    Patton Oswalt needs be on the next HitB or BotW!

  • Sully

    I was wearing a human meat suit.

  • Sully

    This ^

    Make it happen, Jay. Have your people call his people.

  • Odiewayne

    Is this sponsored by Carl’s Jr.?

  • Like Icare

    In a transformable tube-bucket, with a small Scottish child attached to it to feed you.
    http://video.foxnews.com/v/1755972467001/potato-chip-packaging-of-the-future/?#sp=show-clips

    That’s until the great Scottish children revolt of the future after which they’ve started using mechanical feeding hands and a larger bucket.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CiE32h55HI

  • broncotruck11

    Hey man I enjoyed your observation…got anymore?

  • Palpatine

    RLM is based out of Wisconsin, so it’s sponsored by Piggly Wiggly.

  • broncotruck11

    He’s said he’s a fan of RLM a bunch of times before.

  • Sully

    Not enough titties.

  • Edgar Guerra

    Patton Oswalt and Rich Evans in the same movie!!…THAT’S WHAT I CALL A “GEEKKAKE”

  • Like Icare

    New York City blackout of 1977 was caused by a busted nut.
    True story.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_City_blackout_of_1977#Cause

    The resulting looting lead to a hip-hop and DJ revolution.
    Another true story.
    http://www.nytimes.com/2006/02/12/arts/music/12rose.html?sq=hip%20hop%201977&st=cse&scp=3&pagewanted=all&_r=0
    He described how the looting of hi-fi stores during the 1977 New York City blackout propelled D.J. culture. (“It was like Christmas for black people” he said. “The next day there were a thousand new D.J.’s.”)

  • Sully

    RACIST!

  • Like Icare

    Wait? That was not Paul Blarp?

  • Odiewayne

    Change to star to the pig.

  • Oh my god this looks awful.
    I can’t fucking wait!

  • Like Icare

    Wasn’t his last moopie about the war with Germany?
    It was this little thing in the 40s, you might have heard of it, it was called THE VIETNAM WAR!!!

    The moopie is about a hardcore tank crew who are all acting like they are from 1970s via both wars with Iraq, who get a green guy straight from the war school to ride with them while they fire pew-pew lazers at suicide bombing Germans from Vietnam.

  • instant relief
  • Like Icare

    It had the giant lazer shooting at the sky and the scene of people yelling at each other in the rain…

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Trailer #1 looks great!

    Looking forward to trailer #2, trailer #3, a behind the scenes featurette, a “making of” featurette featuring features created by the visual effects artists, an interview with the director, an interview with the cast, an interview with the casting director, an interactive promotional website, promotional posters posted prominently in public places, a toy franchise for children, a video game franchise for man-children, and a Half in the Bag about the Mr. Plinkett review of the Best of the Wheel of the Worst Rich Evans reaction video.

    The movie might even be good, too.

  • Sully

    What? No Comic-Con panel?

  • Like Icare

    It’s like I’m starting to see things I recognize.

    I know what you mean. I get that feeling every morning.

  • mister man

    Star Wars is for babies.

    Space Cop is for geriatric old men.

  • Like Icare

    Bruce Willis was dead all along.

  • I’ve been saying for so long that the original Space Cop needed a dark gritty reboot!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Rich Evans is better for promoting burgers than hot chicks.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    The second half of the Half in the Bag episode can be an overview of their Comic-Con panel.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    THE HOTDOG! SPACE COP’S HOT DOG! OH MY GOD! I GOTTA PLAY WITH MY RICH EVANS TOYS!

  • Like Icare

    Hey! I can’t help it.

    I’m just repeating what that black guy on the bus said.

  • Like Icare
  • Like Icare

    I don’t know… It kinda lacks in the product placement department.
    There were not enough logos in the trailer.

  • Sully

    *Hotdogs

  • Are you trying to beat Linklater or give me an aneurysm?

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    I rode a giant miniature train the other day. It was the size of a… train.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Shoji Tabuchi first!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What if Shoji Tabuchi is in the film in a cameo?

  • Palpatine

    I’m a geriatric old man.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Mike v. Jay: Dawn of Fraudness

  • Popo Bawa

    Oh my fraaaaaaauuuuuud!

  • Those hacks got Patton on board? Nice! Not enough Jay in this trailer though.

  • Palpatine

    He is a fan of RLM after all.

  • Chancellor Valorum

    Will you defer your motion to allow a commission to explore the validity of your accusations?

  • instant relief

    I want an RLM theme park where I can take my kids and show them Mr. Plinkett ejaculating on the Olsen twins’ faces.

  • Sully

    Don’t tease my dick like that.

  • I did not know that! I should have guessed they would be mutual admirers from Patton’s SW filibuster: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUrw7j0UA4

  • Sully

    This is the first one I’ve made that won’t be an Oscar contender, yet the only one that’s actually legit. Go figure…

    http://i.imgur.com/Stx2jfR.jpg

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    I approve of your blue space laser shooting into the sky, but I’m disappointed that you didn’t find a way to get Edward Furlong and Jake Lloyd in there somewhere, maybe as space junkies.

  • The Kurlan Naiskos sound affect made me cum in my pantaloons

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    At least when you pay fucking Disney you always get what you pay for.

  • Sully

    This isn’t a documentary.

  • mister man

    That’s why we love you Palpy. And that’s why Space Cop is going to be king of the box office!!!

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    “How I Learned to Stop Hating and Love the Schlock”

  • RLMkeepitup

    finally we can find out about the NASA fiddle

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No camera prease

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Space Cop is going to time travel back to 1984 to prevent something, for some reason, probably the careers of Jake and Edward. Also, those damn Twilight movies and 50 Shades of Grey. Space Cop is the hero we need, not the one we deserve.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    But against the all star cast of the RedLetterStory?

  • Sully

    I thought he was going back to stop Sarah Connor from saving Kyle Reese from the T-1000, thus saving all of humanity from future bullshit installments if a non-Cameron Terminator franchise.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    You thought wrong. He is going back in time not just to delete a bunch of shitty franchises and sequels, but also to make sure that good movies like Mad Max get the box office they deserve.

  • Sully

    Both?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Yes

  • Charon

    The attention-sharing Taco? Making videos of videos? So FUCKING META.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    For trailer number 2, you have to do the Hollywood version, where the music swells then hits dead silence. Then you need a little kid voiceover “Mum, the world is too big” “well, just make it smaller” followed by “Oh my gaaaaaawd.”

  • Sully

    Don’t forget the meaningless brown noises.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    There needs to be a giant explosion at the end, but the gimmick: not one but TWO rings come out of it, AND the sound it makes is the Kurlan Naiskos.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’m 40 so what am I?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’m confused again. How does Space Cop fit into the Terminator timeline? Please help us, Scientist Man!

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    We’re gonna need a bigger vest.

  • Sully

    I wouldn’t mind a couple of Alien screams either, last heard in the Prometheus trailer music.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2IfFUdy8Uw

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    An old baby.

  • Jay Stein

    I have tears and a shit eating grin at the same time…YES!!!

  • Sully

    Haven’t you heard? According to Hollywood, time travel makes anything possible.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Here are some key years to keep in mind. Ready? 1965 1973 1984 1985 1995 1997 2004 2007 2014 2015 2017 2029 and 2032. You got it? Let’s begin.

  • ashwilliams

    I know Space Cop is stylistically designed to be that way and they can’t undo that but i hope they can diminish the fraud effect of it

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    I love that sound.

  • Damian

    Hahahaha I totally lost it when the blue laser shot into the sky

  • Sully

    Not to be confused with the scream from the Captain America: Winter Soldier soundtrack…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV_IuELIiYE

  • Palpatine

    Bwaaaaaaam!

  • bruce wayne

    FUUUUUUUCK YEAH! Patton Oswalt and Ruch Evans in the same movie, well that’s instant box office gold. Where’s my R5 droid?

  • hollis bongsquatter

    you lost me a ketchup on a hotdog

  • bruce wayne

    does Space Cop hot dogs bleed? Well they will… See I did like a Dawn of Justice thing.

  • Noah R.

    I don’t understand all these people- Putting ketchup on a hotdog is something I see people do fairly often! Though I don’t do it personally I don’t see how it’s so god damn out of place. Don’t you non-USA people do ketchup?

  • bruce wayne

    Space cop went a little to far in this place, but mustard will deminish the effect.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Yay lunch time content!. nothing better than RLM at work.

  • Noah R.

    Get back to work!

  • bruce wayne

    Oh dear lord, will the kerlin nesscar sound effect ever get old? HELL NO!

  • Sully

    If your hotdog isn’t covered in relish, chili, cheese, ketchup, mustard (brown/yellow), onions, with optional strips of bacon, then you’re not eating a hotdog, you’re simulating sucking a dick.

    NO, OMITTED, NO!!

    Brats on the other hand. Those should be mustard only. Maybe a little relish.

  • David Glielmi

    Its funny Shoji Tabuchi was on Finding Bigfoot the other night and they had him playing the fiddle to lure in a big foot. I shit you not this actually happened.

  • Noah R.

    I could go for a juicy brat right now- yum!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i’m on a break.

  • bruce wayne

    Does that break sound like the shattering kerlin nesscar?

  • What about corn-dogs? What’s the “I’m totally not eating this because it reminds me of a cock” rule for corn-dogs?

  • Sully

    Dicks on a stick have their own rules. Mustard is the norm, though a mustard/ketchup blend serves well.

  • bruce wayne

    No no no, he’s bringing the fuckbot 5000 from 1/2 in the bag back with him to rape the T-800, and make a T-rapehundred Terminator.that will then lay in wait until the rise of Skynet and rape the AI. Therefore canceling out Judgement Day. DUHHH! There’s no fate but what we rape for our selllllllves.

  • Right, but to be clear, we are actually totally eating corn-dogs because they remind us of cocks right? We’re just making sure we aren’t projecting that image. Right? Guys?

  • Palpatine

    I didn’t hear any NASCAR sound.

  • Sully
  • Fuck. Yes.

  • bruce wayne

    Don’t hate Palpy, I know it’s a Star Trek review reference, but we still love the Star Wars.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    it should.

  • Sully

    *Fuck? Yes.

  • Palpatine

    I don’t know shit about Star Trak.

  • bruce wayne

    It’s gonna be great.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Fuckbot 5000 was originally in The Great Space Jam.

  • Palpatine

    And it’s Tuesday in Australia!

  • bruce wayne

    That’s cause you’re an OG hater from a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    its going to win all the oscars.

  • That sound makes my ears cry for joy.

  • Palpatine

    What’s OG?

  • I’ll bet you could…

  • bruce wayne

    As well it should.

  • bruce wayne

    Original Goth?
    Old Grump?

  • Jay Stein

    Jay as the ‘Bad Guy” = great

  • Palpatine

    I’m the second one.

  • bruce wayne

    That’s just Mike and Rich getting payback from all of his Star Trek hating.

  • Palpatine

    Jay is the “false bad guy”.

  • Jay Stein

    We have Mass Effect to blame for the BROWN noise

  • instant relief

    *Fuck? Less.

  • Jay Stein

    Thats the sound the reapers make in Masses Effect

  • Sully

    *Fuckless?

    This is getting sadder by the second.

  • Captain Turbo

    Australia is in the future? That explains a lot.

  • Captain Turbo

    It’s William Shatner!

  • instant relief

    They’re in the future… of space.

  • Hermann Edel

    oh boy oh boy oh boy… its finally spacecop!

  • bruce wayne

    Bah ha ha ha ha! (Honest non sarcastic slow clap) bravos my friend bravos. Yeah I made a game of thrones reference, wanna fight about it?

  • bruce wayne

    Correction: that’s spaaaaaaace.

  • instant relief

    So, is Space Cop just a series of trailers now? With each new one getting more and more promising?

  • instant relief

    Didn’t have space for so many As.

  • bruce wayne

    Sure, it’s like the Nick Cage Superman movie. Lots of trailers and history, but the studios are afraid of the awesomeness of the story. I.E. It shall never come to pass.

  • Jay Stein

    Aren’t they “filming” Space Cop in Australia..

  • bruce wayne

    No… You didn’t have the spaaaaaaace.

  • Captain Turbo

    No, sir. I suspect that you are secretly a vigilante-like superhero, whilst I am a mere space captain.

  • instant relief

    For the next trailer I demand celebrity cameos by The Rock and Ian Mckellen.

  • instant relief

    *Fuck ass?

    Not so sad anymore.

  • bruce wayne

    Yeah but you’re named after a Breakdancer from Breakin’ Two Apes A Poppin. So you get crazy cool points bro-ham 😉

  • instant relief

    Maybe in the future I’ll have space… the future of space space.

  • bruce wayne

    And Wierd Al, and Pee Wee Herman, and my dead cashier store clerk wife. GEEEEAAAHHHH! NERDGASM!

  • mister man

    Baby

  • Cakefarts

    So Americans of the future say eh, eh? I wonder when in this time-line Canadian culture and idioms successfully superseded their American counterparts.

  • instant relief

    George Lucas as a redshirt.

  • bruce wayne

    Then we can film an action space adventure film, set in the future of space.

  • RLMkeepitup

    the melting pot tipped over yeah

  • bruce wayne

    Yes! That’s totally going in, and we’ll kill him with a purple spaaaace bazooka.

  • RLMkeepitup

    it does say trailer #1 , what’s up with that

  • instant relief

    And then we will go even futher into the future of the space future time to fuck up the timeline of the first movie and alienate all the fans.

  • instant relief

    I just wanna see him step into endless puddles of poopi.

  • instant relief

    Yeah, but it’s the third trailer.

  • bruce wayne

    Well yeeeeah! It’s set in the future, so the Canadian Mamerican civil war will have come to pass eh? Oh the devastation, all those hot dogs and doughnuts on the battlefield. OH THE HUMANITY!

  • RLMkeepitup

    Oh yes I recall seeing the first one I think, so long ago I barely recognize any of the actors here.

  • bruce wayne

    And crash his heyblibber and then banished.

  • bruce wayne

    Well yeah, because we have to stop the golwbubians from foreclosing on my house.

  • bruce wayne

    I see what you did there, with your Dinnie Darko referrence.

  • instant relief

    I think they did a lot a reshoots and replaced most of the original cast. Zack Snyder is at the helm now.

  • RPK

    “Ain’t it cool news says this movie rocks!”

  • RLMkeepitup

    a hack swap of such acclaim is itself hackery

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Link!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    This trailer lacked the NEW trailer trend created Joss Whedon and David Ayer and that is the slow cover of a song everyone knows that ties in with the themes of the movie.

  • bruce wayne

    Wait wait WAIT! Hold the phone… It all makes sense now. Space Cop is really fake Harry S. Plinkett. Don’t you see! In the future his wife is dead, and he’s on the run from the dollar store gestapo. So he travels to the past and becomes fake Plinkett by day, and space cop by night. Nadine found his time machine full of dead hooker memorabilia in Teaneck New Joosey, and that’s why he kidnapped her. He knows all about the shitty movies because they are his “stories” he loves to watch so much from the future. Why, it couldn’t be more obvious.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Did Clark answer your question?

  • bruce wayne

    Huh?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Well does he bleed?

  • bruce wayne

    Well sure, whatdaya thinks on that hot dog? Kryptonian blood is why Harry S (which stands for space-cop) Plinkett has lived so long.

  • DanceOfBirther

    Space Cop makes Cop Out look like Blood Out. I don’t even know what that means!

  • bruce wayne

    Blood lock?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I don’t think you’re really Batman because he would see the pun in the name Harry S.

  • bruce wayne

    Oh, I’ve seen “through” his hairy ass pun, to the stinking brown eye of truth that lies between the pimply cheeks of deception.
    Seriously dude?

  • DanceOfBirther

    I will buy the DVD if it has Jay drinking Budweiser in a bathrobe while surrounded with beautiful women.

  • So is this like the sequel to the Care Boars, or what?

  • DanceOfBirther

    What.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Does Jay get shot in this like that PBS historical recreation?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The s stands for a four letter word: POOP. Nah I’m just kidding the word is: CRAP.

  • bruce wayne

    The word is Tshi, which is chinese for ‘disappointed in the cooking of the duck meat.’ Oh wait, sorry; that’s tacist against
    China-men

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Cop Out was changed from bad to much worse in editing

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Nah I’m just kidding the word is BLEED. Which is what Superman will do.

  • bruce wayne

    Does space cop have lightsabers on the roof of his car? I think he does. And where are the close ups of Jess’ hind quarters? We want Jess! We want Jess we want ass… Ahh ahh I mean Jess.

    JK Mike, don’t be hatin’.

  • Amontillado

    Oh MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE SPACE COP!

  • instant relief

    This trailer’s midi-chlorian count is over 20000.

  • Amontillado

    Listen, you snot nosed little shit: Space Cop was taking shrapnel in Kaesan while you’re taking a crap in your hand and rubbing all over your face.

  • Amontillado

    Is the world ready for Space Cop?

  • Matt Bahr

    Looks awful. I can’t wait.

  • Amontillado

    Now that I’ve seen Patton Oswalt in the trailer, sequel idea: Space Cop vs. Uncle Touchy and his puzzle basement.

  • Buk Pravon

    Easy there, Ms. Thatcher. It’s all gonna be fine.

    Now put your handbag down and we’ll talk this out.

  • Buk Pravon

    Now this looks promising. 😀

    And hey: Rich Evans is in it! :O

    I’m looking forward to watch it. 🙂

  • I dunno about Jay, but when I go for recreation I like to go to the beach.

  • RubberCop

    To be released soon…ish.

  • Amontillado

    let’s be reasonable, more like over 9000

  • RubberCop

    Jay loves corn-dogs.

  • Amontillado
  • dollar store cashier wife

    *gimp

  • James Earl Jones

    Can’t wait for the Space Cop action figure, so I can masturbate to and with it.

  • Malevolence

    How do they so very accurately decipher what makes horrible movies horrible yet make horrible comedy movies themselves?…. I want to see RLM make a real film

  • WrongWithYourFace

    *eh

  • How does he feel about corn-holing?

  • Anthony D.

    He will.

  • Anthony D.

    It’s not an “S,” it’s the symbol of his family. It means “Fraud.”

  • instant relief

    Sooo… Rich Evans is gonna be played by Patton Oswalt? Genius!

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • JAGUART

    If Jay shows up in the next few HitB with a black eye, I’m calling Protective Services.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    @percygryce2:disqus for proper ellipsis!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Well, that trailer had some guys. And I can do an at least as good Heath Ledger Joker impression as Jared Leto.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    A slowed version of Let’s All Go To The Lobby.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    That’s 1:30 a.m. tomorrow to you, sir.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    The real reason he was recently in Milwaukee was because he filmed a secret cameo for Space Cop.

  • ElectricPrism
  • Finally!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Don’t you mean Superman 64? https://youtu.be/DNpBwU3PTX8?t=52s

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I would buy it if they only sold Gorilla Interrupted as a companion to it.

  • Oh my god did you just vomit in your mouth?

  • William Wilson

    Ketchup on a hot dog?!? SPACE COP IS THE FUTURE’S GREATEST MONSTER!!!

  • dejectedchuckle

    Jay died before production ended sadly, but Weta and Jay’s similar looking brothers are out to help.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Don’t try to kid me: Everyone’s favorite gifmaker did it seven hours ago! https://disqus.com/home/discussion/redlettermedia1/space_cop_trailer_1/#comment-2134457375

  • He’s clearly a thug in a job. A thugwork, if you will.

  • ElectricPrism

    I start to see things I recognize.

  • metalraygear

    OH MY FUCKING GOD! YES! THAT ENDING!

  • I can’t find my medicinal heroins!

  • Joe Syxpac

    Was that the kurlin neskar?

  • metalraygear

    Take it all!

  • Holy cherrypoppin’ robots! Everybody’s got a time machine!

  • omitted

    Fuck everything! The first time in weeks I decide to be good and go to bed before midnight you guys post this literally minutes after that?! Jay, I know you have several outstanding warrants against me, but isn’t this level of surveillance a bit too much?

  • ElectricPrism
  • WrongWithYourFace

    Trailer #1? Is this a reboot of a reboot or what? This is is like the Duke Nukem of home videos!

    But more importantly, did they buy that hotdog or was it carefully hand-crafted by Rich Evans’ nimble hands along with the other miniatures?
    Also, note how the hotdog we saw here was a stunt hotdog for Rich Evans to eat, since, unlike in the previous trailer, this one didn’t have mustard on it.

  • “They learn to fight as a team and beat the bad guy.”

  • Joe Syxpac

    Everyone knows you’re supposed to put mayo on a hot dog.

  • Joe Syxpac

    BTW. When’s the next Plinkett review?

  • instant relief

    No, it has to be over 20000 in order to be more powerful than Anakin Skywalker, because Space Cop is gonna be the most powerful jedi ever. Don’t underestimate his powers!

  • omitted

    For some reason I just can’t look away!

  • Joe Syxpac

    I certainly hope Rich kills a bunch of younglings in this.

  • instant relief

    They blew all the budget by having WETA build a giant miniature hot dog in order for it to look more like a real hot dog, which couldn’t have been achieved any other way.

  • JAGUART

    Truly, An Adventure for All of Mankind.

  • Joe Syxpac

    It’s the prequel, actually.

  • instant relief

    What’s wrong with Jay’s faaaaace?

  • instant relief

    Will Science Man Explain Space Cop?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Most Australians put Tomato Sauce on hot dogs.

  • instant relief

    Dick-busting cunt titties, you had it coming, man!

  • Oh my god americansniper’s baby is kidnapped at gun point!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    are you dutch?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    its trapped in the future.

  • JAGUART

    I heard a rumor that Patton Oswald got a cameo because he and Rich Evans have the same personal trainer.

  • William Wilson

    Only on a Sonoran hot dog, but that only works because it creates a weird alchemy with the salsa, mustard, beans, guac, cheese & the bacon that the dog is wrapped in—but you probably don’t have those where you live.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    The renowned Irish Trainer Chips O’Potato?

  • Joe Syxpac

    Who will rescue Mr. Plinkett from the future of spaaaaace?

    We need Space Cop more than ever now!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    he is the hero we deserve.

  • omitted

    Why simulate when you could have the real thing? Why don’t you join me in the little boys’ room Sully, I think I need to re-apply some lipstick…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Len Kabasinski?

  • omitted

    *cumshot in the face

  • Joe Syxpac

    Doesn’t he have a cameo too?

  • Joe Syxpac

    No, but I do own a windmill.

  • omitted

    *cameltoe

  • BitchFists

    Looks amazing, is this like a real movie you guys are making? or is it just like another fake trailer. also will i have to buy it? because if i have to buy it it reduces my chances of watching it by like 100%

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Yes.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Don’t worry, I’m sure some jackass will put it up on Youtube.

  • Joe Syxpac

    That too.

  • Amontillado

    Not underestimating his powers. Just saying that when Space Cop goes super-saiyan 2, Skywalker has shit on Space Cop

  • Booger

    Oh yeah? I made a bad fake trailer once too; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3gq4Ya_4t4

    Where’s my movie?

  • Amontillado

    Were you simulating masturbating with the Space Cop figure or actually masturbating with a Space Cop figure? What kind of sick individual would do that?

  • TapewormBike

    I am getting the feeling that Space Cop is going to be released as a series of trailers….

  • WrongWithYourFace

    “Real sex” -Mark Hamill(?), 2015

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hzd_K5QdXQ

    Not gonna lie, this actually looks kinda nice. And Carrie Fisher doesn’t look like a total toad.

  • memory vision dark crystal twa

    Oswald? motherfuckers have some pull.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Yes. You are allowed to direct me to the lengthy discussion of this in the previous comment zone.

  • omitted

    That’s what you get for faking a life!

  • Joe Syxpac
  • omitted

    Did you also spent the weekend in bed with Quinns?

  • TapewormBike

    Been busy bee

  • TapewormBike

    Still, I would like it better if it looked dirty, unappealing and teenedgy.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    They are doing a terminator gYnYsYs. releasing every last bit of the movie as trailers.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Enough about your sex life… what about space cop?

  • omitted

    Yeah, when are they gonna recast these old farts?!

  • TapewormBike

    I was talking about my sex life AND Suicide Squirt.

  • omitted

    No time for even a fifteen minute break with your second favorite board gamer?! RLM could learn a thing or two about fanservice from the SUSD guys…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i just cant care about Superheros anymore…
    the only reason i want to see Batflek v Clark Cunt, is to see superboring get punched in his stupid fucking face.

  • TapewormBike

    I got back into comics lately on night shifts, but as movies go, yeah. I am just happy to see a trainwreck coming a mile away.

  • TapewormBike

    Also in getting shirtless.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Hollywould is dead, it just hasn’t realised yet.
    Its like a 14 year old on a dirt bike, who took their helmet of to take a selfie… and is so busy trying to look cool that they haven’t noticed the rapidly approaching cliff.

  • omitted

    Just the other day I re-watched the Days of Future Pants review in preparation to see Rogue Cut. Jay in that tank top and shorts… I think I still have some drool on me.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    You sir or madam suck. in the literal sense.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Speaking of comics: “Former Comissioner Gordon takes his place as Gotham City’s new Batman in Detective Comics. With Renee Montoya back on the force and Bullock’s girlfriend doublecrossing the GCPD, Gordon learns firsthand, how complicated it is to be the Batman.”

    https://youtu.be/wBc3WloK9hQ?t=33s

    I think I actually shed a tear. You know, in a bad way. I don’t think I’ve ever heard so much bullshit in a single synopsis.

  • instant relief

    Their money-making schemes are not dead unfortunately.

  • Like Icare

    Can someone punch those two in the face and break both hands of the idiot who is holding the camera? Thanks.

    As for Bat-Gordon… That sounds like… Silver Age meets 80s stupid.

  • TapewormBike

    Eh, this Snyder is good, I don’t mind that.

  • Mark Bisone

    Now, if we can only get a “Rich Evans Reacts to the Space Cop Trailer”, then middleaged Arnold will finally be able to kill zombierobot Edward Furlong and save Skynet from Dr. Who’s black hole.

  • Like Icare

    Seems to me like they are showing me things that I recognize.

    Only everything is bluish-metallic and orange and teal.

  • Like Icare

    Fuckin hackfraud Eastwood.
    Now people will think he came up with the rubber baby first and that these hackfrauds are referencing his moopie.

  • Like Icare

    There’s no Uncle Touchy. There’s just Plinkett when he’s drunk.

  • Like Icare
  • Uncle Dan

    With or without mustard?

  • Needs more boobs…

  • Uncle Dan

    Yeah that’s what struck me too. For such a visually different Joker he ended up sounding like he was doing the Heath Ledger voice. … but it’s just the first trailer so maybe it’ll be different.

  • omitted

    Since everybody’s clearly on the edge of their seat waiting for the news: I did friend my crush on Facebook. Then I had this brilliant idea of organizing a less formal get-together for some of the regulars of the gaming group at my place. So far I’ve only managed to invite the cast of The L Word to my apartment. Don’t get me wrong, I bet it’s gonna be great, just not exactly what I had in mind.

  • Uncle Dan

    Their movies aren’t crowdfunded, so no, they don’t owe you anything. You buy their movie if you want to see it. If you don’t, don’t watch it. 😛

  • Jason

    Michael Bay, your crown is no longer safe. Hack Snyder cometh.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WWzgGyAH6Y

  • vicomtepicabia

    This movie will win Best Picture at the Oscars whatever year it is released, unless the Oscars don’t want to be relevant ever. No, I take that back–it will definitely win Best Picture, regardless of whether the Oscars want to be relevant or not.

  • omitted

    Under what rock did you crawl out of and why have you been there for the last three days?

  • Jason

    my internet’s slow.

  • Like Icare

    Is that like peeing into an electric socket?

  • Kirke

    I’dbuy it but their delivery service sucks. I still didn’t get my copy of Star Wars Christmas Special! Btw, some weird bearded guy has been watching my flat for 7 months now :/

  • Milton Dammers

    You lazy hack frauds with your blue laser beam shooting into space from the top of a building…

  • Genswer
  • Genswer
  • omitted

    Otherwise I would crack a joke about it being me, but I remember you claiming to be a nasty gash girl!

  • omitted

    No cleavage showing on this latest spambot? It’s like they’re not even trying anymore…

  • Mr_Wint_Trans_Strong_Bow

    Like that guy you rendezvous with in the alley?

  • Kirke

    #gashshaming

  • Like Icare

    She also turns men into pigs so watch what you say.

  • omitted

    Too late. Oink oink!

  • Like Icare

    Oswald? Patsy Oswald is really easy to get.

    You just bribe a cop to let you in then rush him when they bring him through.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6PcVCqg3tg

  • Like Icare

    Well… you can always herd sheep with Zefram Cochrane.
    http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Farmer-Hoggett-and-Babe.jpg

  • bruce wayne

    Im going to create a new comic book series called Hastag: and the Masters of the Inter-webs. It’ll blow Horse Ninja away.

  • Uncle Dan

    Boob fights, even?

  • Earth

    I suppose what’s nice about Star Wars is that, the people making it, even if they suck at making it and the movie disappoints, at least they all seem to have a real love for it.

    The great thing for us is, if it does suck, at least we’ll always have Plinkett.

  • Earth

    That’s not americansnipper, that’s Sammy Grabowski!

  • Like Icare

    They still jump on my “That’s RACIST!” comment from a month ago. Interesting.
    Maybe they like all caps and exclamation points?

  • Uncle Dan

    I thought Jay didn’t have Facebook.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    But he does have a hair salon. http://jbaumansalon.com/

  • bruce wayne

    Are you seriously going the death of cinema rant? Come on dude cinema changes to fit the financial returns of box office tickets, nothing more. Do you honestly think we’d be better off with wanna be indi films like Jeff: He Who Lives at Home?

  • Kirke

    You are literally the first person who knows what’s what! You won’t believe how many ppl think I’m named after Captain Kirk

  • Earth

    They’ve messaged one of my comments specifically. As I’ve been away for a while they must consider me new prey.

  • Macchan

    Ketchup on a hot dog WTF unsubscribed!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Uncivilized pigs…

  • tOmy`

    1880s – The introduction of lengths of celluloid photographic film and the invention of motion picture cameras, which could photograph an indefinitely long rapid sequence of images using only one lens, allowed several minutes of action to be captured and stored on a single compact reel of film.
    2015 – Space Cop

  • tOmy`

    Mustard no longer exists… in the future… of space.

  • omitted

    “J. Bauman’s Signature Facial: $80”

    What a value!

  • tOmy`

    It’s a 30 Seconds To Mars fan service.

  • tOmy`

    It doesn’t look bad. It feels… right. However, I don’t know the source material, so I cannot judge properly.

  • omitted

    Clearly you haven’t been following my latest exploits.

  • The history of cinema in a nutshell.

  • omitted

    *fresh meat

  • Maybe Space Cop is allergic to mustard. Or maybe he’s so edgy.

  • Squeeeeel like a pig! Oh. Wrong movie.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Only idjits and fur-ners put catsup on hot dogs. Catsup is for burgers. That’s BEEF. Hot dogs are not beef. If your hot dog is an all-beef hot dog, it is not a hot dog: It is a sausage. Yes, you can put Mustard on sausages, but you MUST Mustard a hot dog, Tard. Mustard kills all the alien porkiness and offal-juices in your hot dog. It’s not only Science, it’s Safety.
    #You’reWelcome

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Fat babies are the yummiest, says Chris Evans.

  • Wow… the next bit is seven better – Zod-superman, Vampire-batman? The only characteristic of Wonder Woman they give is that… she’s someone’s wife. What are we in the 50s?

  • Mostly stupid, though.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I resemble that remark.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    *Been busy, boo

  • Sully
  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Don’t get me started.

  • Sully

    The hotdogs are coming. The hotdogs are coming…

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Wrong. The kid’s awful on Batman. All exposition balloons, crumbling Gotham, and dumb “What if Bruce wasn’t Batman?” concepts, over and over.

    Plus, undead circus trapezists with magic teeth.

    He should stick to writing his vampires.

    Batman comics have SUCKED since Grant Morrison started on them and made them all superhero-y.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Box Office proves Stupid.

    Cinema died four decades ago when Lucas murdered it. Now, moopies are also dead. Endless nostalgia for your first erection and fake ‘splosions.

    Blockbusters are crap.

    You’d know this if you were truly the world’s greatest detective.

  • Sully

    He’s a Mid-Western American from America, in the future… of space.
    Check yer privilege, present day human.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    *blow

    Wait. What? I didn’t use the asterisk right, did I?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    With Lens Flare!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I will.

  • Hotdog with only ketchup is very mid-western, and very delicious.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Progress!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    No. No. No. The horseradish-like qualities of mustard kill the possible trichinosis, um, -es of hot-dogs, which are called that because they’re made out from unclaimed pound puppies..

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Plus, there’s a teenage girl in the Bat-Cave.
    Jeebus!

  • omitted

    Yeah, you rub that trunk…

  • instant relief

    It’s all Obi-Wan’s fault!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    What?

  • Sully

    Will Mike and Rich swear off any chance of sequels out of respect for Jay’s memory only to immediately change their minds once the box office results begin rolling in?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Both.

  • Welcome Back Otter

    Dare I say … It’s like poetry, it rhymes.

  • sepiajack

    mustard and pickles all the way

  • sepiajack

    Rich Evans does hate mustard…

  • instant relief

    Cinema is pretty much complete now. Time to invent a new artform.

  • Bhazor

    It took 12 years to make!

  • Bhazor

    Throw out all your History of Cinema books, they’re useless. The new book will simply read “2015 Space Cop released” everything else will just be a foot note.

  • Bhazor

    You gotta have a big laser shootin’ in the sky. Audiences demand it.

  • RRB

    They better have that stone in that silver case from the original Space Cop trailer or i’ll…i’ll…just watch it anyway…

  • instant relief

    J. J. Abrams just revealed that The Force Awakens was just a working title this whole time for Space Cop. Space Cop will be internationally released in cinemas in December.
    May the future of space be with us all!

  • Bhazor

    Hey it has Jessie’s already up and deployed. We get the stripper cop back and we good to go.

  • Joe

    WTF? I was kinda getting used to this movie being worked on indefinitely. It was going to be RLM’s Duke Nukem Forever.

  • Earth

    The real question is, who’s the prey/fresh meat? Me, (Jay) or Madame Spam?

  • instant relief

    They flew through a rift in the space time continuum and finally completed it!

  • Joe

    How else would you know the world was in danger?

  • Joe

    How else would you know the world was in danger?

  • Joe

    My god

  • Joe

    My god

  • Joe

    There’s a RLM wiki?

    Goodness.

  • Joe

    There’s a RLM wiki?

    Goodness.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    So, why isn’t your avatar a pig or something…
    Oh, nevermind.

  • omitted

    “Fun like bowling or sex with other guys?”

    Swastika: WhyShouldSullyHaveTheSoleRightToWeirdQuotes

  • Joe

    This post deserves more attention.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I can’t wait for the inevitable porn parody, Space Cock! I mean, This Ain’t Space Cop XXX.

  • instant relief

    I liked swastikas before they were mainstream.

  • instant relief

    *Face Cock

  • Jason Ross

    I stopped caring for this production about five years after it was first announced in 1997.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    That’s what happened to the hippies, too. No patience. And look how that ended up working for them.

  • omitted

    *Jay’s jock

  • Jason Ross

    No way, we have lots of patience, man.
    Just no patience for wars and hot showers and bras.

  • instant relief

    How often did you masturbate to Jay? 😉

  • omitted

    In a day or in general?

  • Palpatine

    Why are people complaining about ketchup being on hot dog?

  • tOmy`

    Because they wear shoes indoors.

  • omitted

    *catsup

  • instant relief

    In a day. :p

  • Palpatine

    Why did he leave again?

  • Palpatine

    Hey, I wear shoes indoors.

  • instant relief

    You’re a weird emporer. Don’t you have any slippers?

  • omitted

    That reminds me, I’m behind on my quota…
    *fap fap fap*

  • Angelo

    I find your lack of faith etc.

  • instant relief

    Attaboy!

  • Palpatine

    I do have a pair of slippers. They go nice with my robe.

  • Angelo

    I want that trailer to be shown in theaters just to see the reaction on normal people’s faces who know nothing about RLM.

  • omitted

    Your face knows nothing, Jon Snow!

  • Angelo

    No sexual joke. I’m disappointed.

  • tOmy`

    This week on True Detective S2E4 where everything is in even bigger shits than the shits before. Did you get it yet? These people have it bad, man. I SAID THESE PEOPLE HAVE IT B-

    Aaaaanyways. Well, that was another hour of one of the most anticipated seasons of the year. And stuff happened. Or maybe it didn’t. I am not entirely sure. I would like to start by quickly commenting on two things I said before:
    1) I briefly mentioned that the structure of the first season already delivered some punches. I guess I am glad that this season follows in those footsteps and (the semi-cliffhanger stuff from previous episodes aside) did something memorable.
    2) I also mentioned that maybe we are looking at this the wrong way: Maybe this is, in the end, just a story about people, not the case, not the corruption, not detectiving. Maybe this is just a window into people’s lives that are getting progressively worse and worse. But even in that case, i am not sure I am fully on board with it.

    So yea, as I said, these people have it bad, man. Unfortunately, after all the shitstorms these people went through in the past couple of days, this idea is becoming so unreal I frankly started laughing when the words “gambling debts” were uttered. By that point, I was sure that Bezebewbs will get home to find out her cat died after chocking on a hamster (that was also Bezebewbs’). I mean why the fuck not at this point. So after one hour of somewhat clunky tale of depression and people having it bad, we get to the point, where another 30 people have it bad. The numbing action that fanboys crave wasn’t bad. I liked it. Unfortunately, there were some cringeworthy elements in it that made it less than perfect. And I guess that is pretty much it. Even the dumb lines category isn’t exactly needed today, but there were some things that stood out:
    * The singer actually did sing the words “to match the way I feel”, which is borderline meta parody by now
    * That was one slow SUV
    * And that was also one badly executed police action
    * Oh, look, he is using AK-47 around something that could have been a methlab. Did you get it, fans? DID YOU FUCKING GET IT?!
    * I am still not sure whether the freezeframe at the end was at all justified. I mean it was a cool shot and whatnot, but come on, that is just pandering.

    7/10 (Without the final segment, this would really be just 5/10)

  • Angelo

    Do they say who is the Yellow King?

  • omitted

    Just tell me, does it have gay sex or full frontal male nudity? Because that’s pretty much the only reason for me to watch anything nowadays…

  • Angelo

    You watch only gay porn then?

  • tOmy`

    Nope. But gay sex was alluded and included. I mean come on, this is HBO.

  • omitted

    Pfft! I allude to gay sex when I go to the supermarket. It needs to be explicit or I don’t care.

  • Angelo

    They just released the first trailer. We’ll wait at least five years for the second trailer.

  • omitted

    Yup. RLM is one of my all-time favorites.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I WON’T EXPLAIN IT AGAIN!

    MUSTARD on a hot dog. CATSUP on a burger.

    Pickles on either, but certainly on a dog. Onions, ditto.

    Why is this so hard to understand? You people understand the intricacies of a made-up universe that has hundreds of characters who have never even been properly named (unless you buy the toy), and yet you wanna put a tomato-based product on something made of pig intestines and insect balls?

    Zero sense making you are!

  • Angelo

    How about mustard + catsup on a dog?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    “Excuse me young man. I see you’re squeezing the lemons. Are they fresh today?”

    “Grandma, that ain’t why I’m squeezing them.”

    END SCENE

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    That’s pushing it, but as long as the mustard requirement is fulfilled, I’ll allow it.

  • omitted

    Fade to black. Cumshot.

  • bruce wayne

    Heh heh, blow horse ninja, I get it,

  • Palpatine

    Wow, usually we have to wait until we hit 1k comments to get an off topic comment from you.

  • omitted

    What about all that bullshit about everyone being entitled to their own opinion you were spouting just a few days ago? Doesn’t that apply to food tastes?

  • Palpatine

    I never put any condoms condiments on my wiener.

  • omitted

    Oh yeah baby, ride it raw!

  • tOmy`

    I just realized that the Suicide Squad trailer would have been much better without people talking.

    “They are bad guys?”
    “Exactly.”

    Bwahahahahaaaaaaa.

  • Angelo

    There is no point in nipticking the SpaceCop trailer, it’s everyhting we have ever dreamed of.

  • tOmy`

    And much, much less.

  • omitted

    *people existing

  • Angelo

    But how do you establish they are bad guys?

  • tOmy`

    One of them is black.

    BA-DUM-TS, ‘murica!

  • Angelo

    Do you think they decided to make Will Smith one of the bad guys after seeing his performance as… SATAN
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6a0F_fLhrU

  • Palpatine

    I just watched that trailer and my thoughts are pretty mixed.

  • Earth

    Why is Space Cop’s wife Clara Oswald?

  • omitted

    *minxed

  • omitted

    Spoilers! Space Cop is the Doctor’s 69th incarnation.

  • Angelo

    Now that’s taking a stance.

  • instant relief

    Vaginal cramps.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    It’s bullshit! It’s bullshit!

    Fine. Eat your pig-gut, bug-balls, intestine-encased meat schlong without the healthful counter-effects of mustard. See if I care.

  • Angelo

    I want SpaceCop to travel back in time to meet his old self, when he was still Dick the Birthday Boy.

  • Amontillado

    The Gin did the talking and everyone listened. So really it’s everyone’s fault.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I was more kind towards episode 3 but this one lulled me right back to sleep. it’s just imposssible to care about this case or these people. It’s all one big cliche pretending to be something much more original and intelligent. Also some people defend this season by saying to stop comparing it to S1. While I think it fails apart on it’s own merits the comparasions to S1 are fully justified. Unless ofc they wanna pretend episode 4 just like in S1 ending in a huge action sequence+freeze frame(that will not become iconic like the one from S1 that’s for sure)is just a big coincidence.

    5/10

  • Palpatine

    I liked Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn, but Jared Leto is trying waaaay too hard to be like Heath Leadger, right down to doing the same voice.

  • tOmy`

    I like the “scary” stuff, the song choice and the general vibe. But the dialogues (except “Are you the devil” and “Huh?”) were pretty fucking weird.

    I also saw this amazing reaction video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2TDMRPfCtY

    I hope he is a part of the suicide squad.

    #TooFar

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Wait. What? The Joker is in the SUICIDE SQUAD trailer? That’s The Joker? Who says?

  • instant relief

    Sounds oscarworthy.

  • Angelo

    Same here. Overall I’m not hyped at all by the trailer. We’ll see.

  • Angelo

    Wouldn’t it be great to see Mike in full Plinkett outfit? As far as I know it’s never been done.

  • tOmy`

    It got me more interested. But maybe just because I want a comic book movie that is gonna be properly dark, not the usual brooding dark cringefest.

  • Angelo

    Main problem with the DC cinematic universe for me: its taking itself waaaaaay too seriously.

  • omitted

    Do you honestly think that people should eat hot dogs with mustard for some imaginary health benefits?! Geez, I knew you were senile but this…

  • tOmy`

    I am usually very bad at spotting the obvious fan-service / callback stuff, so I am pretty sure that the whole ak-47 + methlab + freezeframe are so fucking obvious, it is borderline comedy.

    Also, if you remember, the previous freezeframe was used to create a “photo” copying the famous bigfoot photo; as creators pointed out, they wanted to capitalize on a photo that is know worldwide and is associated with something creepy. This freezeframe felt more like an Avengers poster.

  • Angelo

    Virgin spotted.

  • bruce wayne

    Yeah yeah, and Stephen King killed the art of writing, and beat nicks killed poetry. You’re just a grumpy old Grandpa Kent 😉

  • tOmy`

    Yea, but Joker is in it. Do you remember Joker? He was the Joker.

    JOKEEEEEEEEEEEER.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    if he saw he would roundhouse kick you…through your computer screen.

  • Angelo

    He was the best thing of the Dark Knight and he was equally disturbing and funny (“I’m gonna make this pencil disappear!”, “Does Harvey know about you and his little bunny?”), but Suicide Squad seems a little crowded for that character to shine properly.

  • instant relief

    Spin-off idea: Space Cop Dog.

  • Palpatine

    Is Space Cop Dog a ghost who does nothing the whole film?

  • tOmy`

    After seeing trailers for Suicide Squad, Ant-man and Superman vs. Batman: Down With The Justice, I think the question is now clear:

    Will Space Cop redeem comic book movies? I let you decide. But the answer is both.

  • tOmy`

    The good news is that whatever happens in Suicide Squad, it is bound to be either a product of the feminisation of Hollywood and / or misogynistic patriarchy.

  • instant relief

    Yes, but he does nothing in the nothingness of the future … in future space. So, it’s kinda poetic in a sense and will make the dog vomit in stanzas all over his time machine.

  • instant relief

    Maybe it can’t be done. Maybe technology isn’t ready yet for such a marvel.

  • Palpatine

    I don’t even know what that means.

  • Angelo

    There is still one hope: James Cameron.

  • instant relief

    You think I do?

  • tOmy`

    “I don’ even know what that means.”
    “You think I do?”

    – RLM comment section in a nutshell

  • instant relief

    I heard Jim always leaves his camera on…
    You see… it’s a play on words, because.. uhm.. Cameron and……
    I’m outta here.

  • Sully

    You know, if Mike were black they could’ve called this Lethal Space Weapon, and reached a much larger demographic.

  • Angelo

    I don’t get it.

  • tOmy`

    Jesus, I totally forgot to mention the “disappearing into bushes” scene. That was batshit ridiculous. What the fuck happened with the “thinking man’s cop show”?

  • instant relief

    I think they should’ve made a movie about male strippers and called it Kinda Magical Mike XXS.

  • tOmy`

    Are you referring to the urban market? That’s racist.

  • Angelo

    No that’s marketing.

  • instant relief

    Back to 9/11.

  • Sully

    No, I’m referring to the suburban market. You know, those rich white kids that eat up anything “urban” in the hopes of looking cool.
    Everyone knows black people don’t buy movie tickets.

  • tOmy`

    Since he “got scared by Joker”, I think you might be onto something. The only scary thing about Jared is the fact that 30 Seconds To Mars are still a thing.

  • Palpatine

    But I read on 4chan somewhere that Mike is a racist.

  • Sully

    Impossible. There’s one minority in this movie.

  • omitted

    “I’d like to come by too.”

    *squees*

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    *sexy

  • Palpatine

    I find it hard to believe that Wisconsin has minority’s.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You’re all about nut-shelling it today, arencha?

    *(Don’t omi, just don’t)

  • omitted

    Both.

    Swastika: GerontophiliaIsAMovieNetflixKeepsRecommendingToMe

  • tOmy`

    I am willing to give RLM gang the benefit of a doubt, but I am sill gonna check police reports to see whether is Patton Oswalt filed as a missing person.

    You know, just in case.

  • Sully

    Go take your pills, Palpy. We’re losing you.

  • omitted

    You’re not the boss of me!

  • instant relief

    *by 2 o’clock

  • Sully

    *cum by 2 o’clock.

  • omitted

    Damn, it’s already 6 pm.

  • Palpatine
  • instant relief

    Make it quick.

  • omitted

    That’s the only way I know, hon.

  • Palpatine

    *69 pm.

  • omitted

    *sex o’cock

  • instant relief

    Disappointing.

  • You Are Black Right?

    Oswalt is a nice get but the Reagan cameo at 1:30 is what will bring audiences in.

  • instant relief

    He’s tied up in that basement next to Nadine now.

  • tOmy`

    Well I finished reading it and for some reason, I found it rather disturbing.

  • Earth

    Agreed on Margot Robbie. She’s the only reason I might actually bother with this film.

  • Earth

    That explains why we don’t see Jocelyn in much else stuff. She’s held captive for every RLM feature.

    (oh shit, all those Plinkett clips were real)

  • Sully

    You assumed they weren’t? I knew they were legit the moment I received my first parcel of pizza rolls.

  • Earth

    Cum one, cum all. A gay time will be had by all.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Hope he doesn’t die on the way to his home planet.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Social Media. It’s a Disease. Don’t catch it!
    #RUVacinated?

  • Sully

    Hey, that’s an assumption, and you know what they say about people who assume. They put u in me ass.
    Wait. What?

  • Kaingerc

    you gotta love Rich’s dedication to the part by gaining all that weight.

  • Like Icare

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7-ma9fX0f4
    Straight to Kirk? Not even an association to JLA?

    http://www.veoh.com/watch/v896490erFXWhJC?h1=1×06+This+Little+Piggy

    Hmm… Might be the Captain America association to Captain + Kirke to Captain Kirk.

  • Earth

    My two most anticipated movies are now officially this and the Bananaman movie.

    http://www.bananamanmovie.com/

  • tOmy`

    The only thing I am stoked for these days is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvSs5b6y-YM

  • Jack Door

    They didn’t mention feng shui once!

    Cool stuff.

  • RLMkeepitup

    whoa they are mega young there, too long to read so gonna give benefit of doubt that they’ve matured. Mike no longer looks like he did the Blues Clues show.

  • Captain Turbo

    What I like about the trailer is it’s so dense.

  • Sully

    And there’s not even that much going on!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    But Rich Evans hates mustard! And so do I! And who the hell squirts catsup on a burger?

  • The Ghost

    Blue laser shooting into the sky. And I start to see things I recognize.

  • Sully

    I suppose once per 100 comments is okay.

  • Like Icare

    What?

  • The Ghost

    I was going to scroll down for five minutes to see what’s been said already. The thing is: I didn’t.

  • Domo

    Fuck off, Ghost!

  • Sully

    I’ll hold you back!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Oh, and the laugh was horrible. I know we didn’t hear much of it but still. And hopefully he’ll just be shirtless for the torture scene or whateverr was happening in the trailer.

  • Captain Turbo

    Blue laser is like cowbell. You can never have too much.

  • Sully

    You’ve obviously never been locked in a farmer’s basement.

  • TheManHole

    This may be the single greatest trailer for a space themed porno ever!

  • Domo

    Until the next one.

    Which will probably be out in 6 months to 2 years.

  • TheManHole

    I think Mr. Plinket should review space cop as his next movie.

  • Domo

    Plinkett should review Previously Recorded, also.

    We’ll get a Rich Evans 2-for-1 deal!

  • Sully

    Plinkett should review the BotW review of Space Cop.
    (BotW reviewers TBD, though one has to be Rich).

  • omitted

    *Socialist

  • Domo

    I thought it was going on the wheel next to Gymkata and Alienator? Don’t forget the 2 copies of Aladdin!

  • omitted

    As long as Jay does Quick Cuts about the whole thing. In just a towel.

  • Sully

    I have moderate hope… for now.

  • Like Icare

    Yeah. Mustard is a necessity.
    As commander Charles “Trip” Tucker puts it in that episode of Star Trek Enterprise – “…wars were fought over these.”

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    *thong

  • omitted

    Works for me!

  • Like Icare

    Mustard is antimicrobial.
    If you eat dead animal parts of questionable provenance it’s good to also ingest some antimicrobial condiments.

    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC154497/

    Folk cures also contain vinegar for the same reason.

  • Like Icare

    Dinema?

    Once that is perfected we can move on to Enema.

  • Palpatine

    Previously Recorded is the most disappointing thing since my son.

  • omitted

    If your body temperature is at 22 degrees Celcius you have bigger problems than the quality of meat in the hot dogs.

  • omitted

    How to say “anything goes” without sounding pathetic, needy and/or desperate?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    that implies someone wanted,hyped and waited for PreRec tho.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    #yolo

  • Palpatine

    Don’t ask me, ask Willie Scott.

  • Sully
  • Palpatine

    Previously Recorded is the worst thing ever made by a human, except for the bagpipes.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Took the feet out of my mouth.

  • Palpatine

    *naked

  • tOmy`

    Fuck all?

  • omitted

    Does anyone speak Asian?!

  • omitted

    *me

  • dollar store cashier wife

    that’s better!

  • omitted

    *paws

  • Sully
  • Sully

    RaCiSt!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Are you a member of the catsup lobby or something?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    *ruined

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Lessons of life.

  • omitted

    You say tomato, I say tomato.

  • Palpatine
  • Mike Magnum

    So after this. Who’s up for “Space Cop 2: The Search For More Money”.

  • Domo

    This webzone is racist against Chinamen.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    They’re on the right track. James Cameron recognizes. Things.

  • Sully

    That Cameron interview bears infinite possibilities.

  • TheManHole

    What the fuck did I just read I feel stupider for finishing that :S

  • Like Icare

    That’s the proverbial “room temperature”.

  • TheManHole

    Immigrants! That’s all they do, you know – just drive around listening to raps and shooting all the jobs.

  • tOmy`

    Well, the new trailer for Fantastic Four is here and it is as bad as one would have hoped. Warning: Includes people figuring out to work together to fight the evilman, Doom pun, black person saying big-ass and as per usual, cities getting destroyed by a blue whatever.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=139&v=AAgnQdiZFsQ

  • TheManHole

    I am sure it will be great! Check it out…$$$

  • Palpatine

    It’s gonna be great.

  • Palpatine

    So basically it’s gonna be teamwork, humor, racial stereotypes, and 9/11.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Don’t forget humo(u)rous racial stereotypes.
    There was a reason they race-changed the characters, after all.

  • Captain Turbo

    Blue stuff? I’m in!

  • Captain Turbo

    You forgot about the sodomy.

  • Kirke

    Gonna watch it anyway, because of the racist trolls decrying the end of times because they made johnny black.
    I’ll probably hate it but I sat through the entirety of Nativity 3. I’m prepared for the worst.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Glowy blue stuff.
    You know, the superhero’s greatest challenge.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Then the trolls win.

  • Captain Turbo

    They should have made Sue Storm Asian.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    A bad driver?
    #AllApologies

  • TheManHole

    I think instead we should have seen Sue be a man Joh…Jenny a women Reed a single mother lesbian trying to make her way in the world and the thing can be three ducks in a man costume.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    *meat suit

  • Captain Turbo

    Mmm, ducks in a meat suit…

  • Sully

    Anyone else notice that everytime a joke is told in the trailer, the editor cuts to the same shot of Kate Mara smiling? I imagine they’ll do this throughout the movie as well.

  • TheManHole

    Manducken?

  • Palpatine

    I don’t see the problem with the Human Torch being black. Maybe it’s because I’m not a racist.

  • Earth

    Not an assumption. A gay time WILL be had by all.

    Whether they like it or not.

  • Captain Turbo

    Tell that to the Mandalorians.

  • Like Icare

    I hope RLM hackfrauds will do that through the review.

  • Palpatine

    The Mandalorians aren’t a race.

  • Earth

    I don’t see the problem with the Human Torch being black. But that’s probably because I don’t care.

  • omitted

    That’s right, Jay!

  • Palpatine

    Nor do I.

  • Sully

    Vader was voiced by a black man.

  • omitted

    Yes, but when you eat something it goes inside your body, or have I been doing it wrong all these years?

  • Kirke

    Slippery slope argument, my second favorite after BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

  • Like Icare

    The Thing now definitely has no thing. So he no longer wears pants.

  • Captain Turbo

    But then he was Whitey McWhite on the inside. Totally racist.

  • Kirke

    I’m literally the only person I know that will see it but I’ll make up for it by not watching BvS twice.

  • omitted

    Was making it skip straight to the end intentional?

  • TheManHole

    I think it is horrible they are making the Human Torch black! We already have too few black actors in Hollywood and when Twentieth Century Fox enviably shits out another horrible Fantastic Four movie no one asked for it is sure to kill the poor guys career. 🙁

  • Earth

    INDIFFERENCE YEAH!

  • Kirke

    Anyone noticed how weird Ben sounds? It’s the opposite of the pre-Serum Steve in Captain America.

  • Captain Turbo

    I meant Bill and Mary Mandalorian from next door.

  • omitted

    *pre-cum

  • Earth

    All I’ve taken from this trailer is that I want a movie about a child genius who causes power outages in the neighbourhood because he keeps trying to build teleporters and shit.

    It’s frustrating that we’ve reached a point where special effects are able to create really awesome looking stuff like that teleporter machine room, but it’s all in service to the exact same crap we’ve seen over and over again.

  • Palpatine

    I tried doing that stuff as a kid.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Marvel Zombie Alert! Marvel Zombie Alert!Quick! Somebody get the antidote! We’re gonna lose her, and she’s one of only FIVE! On the whole webzones! This is a Glowy Blue situation!

  • Earth

    You asshole! You caused my Atari 2600 to shortcircuit!

  • Captain Turbo

    New topic: Shield Tablet. Thumbs up? Thumbs down? Anyone?

  • Palpatine

    I was an evil child genius. And my parents had no idea.

  • Sully

    I don’t trust Shield. Especially after the events of Winter Soldier.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Maybe. But pre-serum Steve Rogers was a bobble-head.

  • Palpatine

    Wat dat?

  • omitted

    Hail Hydra!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Take two of them. With food.

  • Sully

    You would kneel before a multi-headed snake.

  • omitted

    In a hard heartbeat!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I’m not a racist, either, but Johnny Storm is white. I’d like to see them cast Idris Elba as Han Solo, and watch you all try not to hitch pissies.

  • Earth

    Not until they caught you wearing the clown mask and wielding that knife.

    http://www.chasingthefrog.com/unmasked/halloween/williamsndin.jpg

    This is why the Jedi/Republic should really do background checks on their public candidates. But seeing as they lost an entire planet in the archives and didn’t notice for ten years, I can’t see them finding a serial killer among their ranks.

  • omitted

    Who are you calling cis?!

  • Sully

    He’s the Oreo of the villain-verse.

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • WrongWithYourFace

    Oooh, so now even the rock guy is too cool for pants, eh? Where’s his rock-hard schlong, eh? Talk about awkward.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’ve only liked the first trailer for this movie, you know the one that stole from Interstellar? That doesn’t mean the movie is going to be bad, it won’t because it’s proven how strong the writer’s work has been and Trank made a pretty damn good movie before hand. But all I see in these trailers and nothing really special or stand out. They have to now considering DC and Warner Bros gave us two great trailers. I will still see it but I have reservations about it.

  • Earth

    Meh. Idris Elba would probably be a better Han Solo than Grandpa Ford at this point.

  • Sully

    The 2nd Batman v. Superman trailer is obviously the 1st. What was the second great trailer by DC?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Suicide Squad.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Would you prefer trans? I have to say, I wasn’t expecting this from you.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I believe J. Wizard Phoenix said that, you fraud.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The real answer is 4chan’s community of weirdos who never leave their house are idiots who try too hard.

  • Kirke

    Just for this ill go out of my way not to watch it THREE TIMES! I’ll do an extra shift at work to not have time off!!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Oh crap. Now that she’s in the Terminator/Space Cop timeline, everything is even more confusing.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    That won’t even touch all the times I haven’t / won’t seen a Marvel property.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I thought none of us liked Agents of SHIELD

  • Kirke

    AntMan. Friday. Already have tickets booked.

  • omitted

    I do… kinda. Well at least I’ve watched all of it so far.

  • omitted

    You go, grrrrrl! Too bad it doesn’t open here until next Wednesday.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Why not Daredevil, a show that is subtle?

  • omitted

    Seen it too. And I think you mean sloooooooooooow.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    At least it’s not as annoying fast paced and I can tell what is happening.

  • omitted

    Better remember your heart medicine too, grandpa!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    40 isn’t old, you pervert. I just watch too many HBO shows with good pacing.

  • Kirke

    The one time I have a day off to do the midnight screening they decide not to do them for AntMan. I find their lack of faith– actually probably quite accurate.

  • Kirke

    Because you added ‘either’ in front of but I can’t make fun if you for “I’m not racist but” *shakes fist* I’ll get you next time.

  • Sully

    Not a great trailer. Joker is dumb, Will Smith is Will Smith, and the rest fell in the “meh” category. So far the only thing this film has going for it is a cameo by Batfleck and Margot Robbie in short shorts.

  • Palpatine

    At least Margot Robbie will give me something to masturbate while in the theater, oh shit, did I say that out loud?!

  • Palpatine

    I was using the Dark Side of the Force the cloud thier minds.

  • Sully

    The more appropriate question, and I think Omitted would agree, is… stalagmite or stalactite?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I liked it. It doesn’t seem like a David Ayer movie though.

  • TapewormBike

    I am comfortable completely not agreeing with you. I sometimes forget this place is full of nerds

  • Sully

    True Blood fan, eh?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I won’t see it every day for the next month. And each of the six months after that. And, there are three Godzillaplexes within a five mile radius of me. Let’s just figure a dozen screenings each, every day. I don’t like math, but I’m pretty sure you’ve got a lot of work to catch up with me, young miss.

    Please don’t turn me into a pig or anything because that would be cheating.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I like it for two reasons.

  • The Ghost

    So this is why Rich has been screaming in agony during the Twitch streams.

    In all seriousness, feel better Rich.

  • omitted

    Ryan Kwanten and Alexander Skarsgård?

  • Sully

    Taking my wife and kid this Friday.

  • Captain Turbo

    Polishing your light saber again?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No, it rhymes with Rogue’s bits.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s a world-wide epidemic Pa. You’re gonna need alot more of that antidote.

  • Sully

    Lowe dicks?

  • Like Icare

    Then George Lucas has won and Academy should give him the 30 Oscars he deserved for the best moopie about black people ever.

    Racial pandering is the same thing as racism. Maybe worse, cause it is a form of exploitation.
    “If we put actor matching the race X in the moopie, we will bring in viewers from race X cause they only watch things with race X actors in them.”

    Which implies that the race X is inferior in a bunch of ways.
    Morally (cause they will accept such a low form of coercion on account of some vague notion of racial benefit), culturally (cause apparently they can’t accept art and entertainment unless it is from THEIR culture), intellectually (cause they are buying into all that shit)… etc. etc.
    Unlike, you know, the vanilla race which is fine with every other race.

    Same as any other pandering. Political, patriotic, cultural, sexual…
    They could have just as well dressed Mara in a stars and stripes bikini and given her a gun and a cowboy hat.

    And if there is any doubt that it is pandering…
    Last two movies had a black director. This one does not.
    Clearly, FOX does not care about race or racial diversity – only about being perceived as caring.

    But that’s not the reason I will not watch it. Nor why it will be a bad movie.
    I will not watch it cause besides not really being into that story (F4 were always kinda boring to me) I find all of the actors in it, apart from Mara, frankly repulsive and bland.
    And Mara will probably not get a chance to act much so… not really worth wasting time on those origin stories again.
    Of which there will be at least 5: F4 + Doom.

    It will be a bad movie cause F4 is supposed to be either an Avengers level mega-event – or a TV show for teenagers and children about 4 teen who get superpowers yada-yada-yada…

    Every single member of the team has superpowers. Avengers have… Hulk. That’s it.
    Cap and Thor barely qualify as enhanced, both relying heavily on their gadgets.
    In comparison, F4 are gods. Who will, once again, end up fighting 1 guy.
    They are probably saving the formless cloud for the next movie. Again.

    I foresee another Spiderman-like reboot with younger actors in a few years.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    That’s what’s referred to as a flaccid rhyme.

  • Palpatine

    Maybe if they cast Idris Ebola Elba as Han they’ll do a Michael Jackson thing where he was originally black but later became white.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Blanket?

  • Ogrot

    Fun fact. The much coveted role of Chief of Space Police fell to Patton Oswalt after the exhumed corpse of Cameron Mitchell proved to be to heavy and unwieldy to operate via the system of pulleys Jay and Rich built out of fishing line. Patton was then almost beat out by the homeless man who lived by the studio dumpster who in the last moment decided to relocate to a new dumpster across town, because he was sick of eating left over Denny’s.

  • Sully

    Is dumpster food really considered “leftovers?” Is this one of those “life hacks” I’ve been hearing so much about?

  • Ogrot

    Is anything that comes from a Denny’s food?

  • Sully

    Both.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Okay, better hint. It’s similar to Mike wanting to put his dunst in Kristen’s cunst.

  • Captain Turbo

    It’s not Idris Elbow? Well, someone is going to be very embarrassed when he gets my fan letter.

  • My ex wife
  • Ogrot

    But yes it is. Being homeless is the ultimate life hack.

  • Like Icare

    Idris Elba is the wrong choice.
    Elba plays much “harder” characters, often with a dark streak.

    Han Solo is more of a trickster who plays it cool.
    And that’s basically Will Smith, circa Men in Black.

    A younger Samuel L. Jackson might work, like in the Long Kiss Goodnight and Die Hard 3… but his voice is too aggressive.

    Wesley Snipes might be just right.

  • TapewormBike

    This place dead or wha?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    That’s all true.
    #NoneOfThatIsTrue

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Lessons of life.

  • Palpatine

    Look crocodile brain! Like lion brain!

  • Sully

    Kinda like how I wanna put my woll in Deborah’s hole.

  • Jasper Ball-Baggins

    I like the part where the hot dog rapes his mouth.

  • TapewormBike

    Schindler’s List is a really great movie.

  • Sully

    Not for this fox brain… like lion brain!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    that’s right jay!

  • Like Icare

    The problem is in that stuff like that it’s a symptom.
    It has “stirring up controversy to drum up publicity”-stunt all over it.
    Mark Millar was a “creative consultant” on the movie.

    And if they are fucking around with that instead of making a movie… the movie will probably suck.

  • Like Icare

    She’s already a woman.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Or me making Karen want to O

  • TapewormBike

    But, moopies?

  • Like Icare

    The thing has no ducks in this iteration, which is obvious as he has no pants.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    O.K bit of a story.
    Australia has a government owned tv network called the ABC. it has no ads and is funded through taxes. Kinda like the BBC.
    they make great TV shows and because they have no commercial pressures they decided to release their new show ‘Glitch.’ online in full.
    https://youtu.be/swBhgvAAOnA

    I loved it but i did scream “Fuck you TV show!” 10 seconds before the credits of every episode, but thats because i’m still angry about ‘Lost’.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i think i am. i been up all night binge watching.

  • TapewormBike

    That’s a sign of life. A sad life, but a life nonetheless. Trust me on that.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    it was a show about dead people…. i’m not convinced.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    you binge watched the kardashians?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    they not dead, they is just shaved hobitsis. gollom-gollom.

  • TapewormBike

    FINE, I’ll be back after I do something productive with my time. Good day!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    nay

  • Like Icare

    Heat and pressure only speed up chemical reactions.
    Neither mustard nor vinegar are living organisms – their reaction with microorganisms is purely chemical.

    Also, the effect is similar to washing fruit – removal of microorganisms BEFORE eating.
    Only here “washing” continues after the ingestion too.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Yay Pluto!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So is Jenna Haze Dark Side

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Yay Donald!

  • Palpatine

    Fuck Yay Mickey!

  • TheManHole

    Go Banana!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Oh Micky what a pity you don’t understand…

    https://youtu.be/NW7VnHnX3LQ

  • Andrew Thompson.

    thank’s ralph.

  • Like Icare

    Yay Darth Vader!

    What other Disney character can we “yay!”… Oh… Wait… OH…

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Fuck Donald, he wants to build a wall!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    and is bizarrely racist.

  • Like Icare

    Sorry, but I don’t think that he has any chance of getting that nomination.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “They’re raping people”

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i’m sure he meant to say ‘White people.’

  • Like Icare
  • Sully
  • fred

    It’s not blue.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    we need money for more beer.

  • Like Icare

    I think it’s considered “salvaged food”.

    And yes. It is one of the life hackings they are talking about.

  • Like Icare

    His schlonger is no longer. No balls anymore either.

  • Kirke

    Still not a real planet.
    #plutoshaming

  • Kirke

    They spent to much money hiring Patton that they had to sell some of their members. I mean assets! I mean goddamit!!

  • My ex wife

    You can’t grow a good hot dog indoors. Yankee Stadium. September. The hot dogs have been boiling since opening day in April. Now that’s a hot dog.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’m just wondering, if by some evil magic Trump becomes President does Australia have another room for us?

  • TheManHole

    I want to see Trump become president so badly. That or a third Bush in the white house!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    I think Trumps been taking lessons from our Prime Minister. Tony Abbott is fucking crazy.

  • TheManHole
  • Wizard Phoenix

    Oh shit, well we can’t go to England because of David Cameron.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    just come here. no one listens to the government.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What about taxes? Are they better or worse?

  • Earth

    Like I said. I struggle to care. This movie was gonna suck anyway.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    worse. thats why australian actors all get u.s citizenship. but we have higher wages and free heath care.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Shit, I’m staying here then for Margot Robbie.

  • Earth
  • Saruma

    Didn’t we deal with this once already Mr. Rubens?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    the free heath care is really good. i spent 4 weeks in hospital, major surgery, and all it cost was $78 for cable tv. (cable is never free)

  • Wizard Phoenix

    But you guys lost Margot Robbie, I’m sorry but we now have Margot Robbie.

  • omitted

    Don’t go soft on me, people!

  • omitted

    I’d rather eat quality meat and season it the way I like, but if you wanna eat shit and hope ‘magic mustard’ makes it all better, then be my guest.

  • dejectedchuckle

    Of course.

  • omitted

    45 minutes and you’re still masturbating?!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You can come here if Trump isn’t President.

  • Death Ray

    So goddamn stoked! BONER COULD CRACK DIAMONDS!

  • My ex wife

    .45 minutes and you’re still masturbating?!

  • Ogrot

    I will put the serious hat on for a second since I’m afraid the moderator may have taken my last sarcastic post a bit too seriously.

    Donald Trump is the worst thing to happen to the Republican Party since Herbert Hoover’s inaction during the Great Depression. He will not win the primary, but he will stay in it to the bitter end, and given his penchant for saying ridiculous things, will be followed by a media circus that will make him seem like a de facto voice of the Republican Party despite falling further and further behind as the list of candidates still in it whittle down. Trump’s words will already have reach beyond this primary and will hurt Republicans with all the subgroups they need to have a chance at the presidency. The tepid wait and hope he implodes non responses to Trump’s bully pulpit of racist and megalomaniacal rantings from the other candidates was utterly disgraceful for Republicans, and if this spineless attempt to court post Trump implosion voters continues into the debates it will be doubly disastrous for the party. The DNC is already putting together their ReTrumplican Party Ad campaign and you can bet if his overtly racist rantings and jingoistic nonsense is unchallenged in the first few debates without the vigor such nonsense warrants among serious people the rest of the field will look weak and unprincipled in comparison, and the DNC will paint it as, “It’s because Trump is saying what the rest of them think.”

    That said Trump’s ignorance magnified by the power of his wealth will at least make the primary season a comedic reality show affair. If that’s your sort of thing.

  • dejectedchuckle

    I’m much more interested in the behind the scenes with this little disaster. I want more stories about Trank being a drugged out wreck on set.

    You know the studio has no confidence when they pull the 3d conversion. I mean, look at some of the crap that gets 3d converted! They don’t think it will make even that much money!

  • omitted

    Touché!

  • Bahareh Khosravi

    * Tushy

  • tOmy`
  • RRB

    Rich Evans is basically like a better Clint Eastwood but Mike and Jay are still just hack frauds

  • Angelo

    That trailer killed us. They went too far in a few places I guess.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I guess it’s possible, anything is possible with Bush in the White House.

  • Angelo

    You know your classics son.
    Good.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    There’s Kermit, Wolverine, Spider-Man, Gonzo, the dragon from the Imagination ride in Epcot, Miley Cyrus…

  • Angelo

    That’s a side effect of too much Rich Evans.

  • Like Icare

    To many people question is not of “rather” or “wanna” but of availability and price.

    Ergo the whole “wars were fought over these”.
    Back in the day, before canning to preserve food, being able to eat meat of questionable quality meant that your army could march further and fight longer on the same food supply as your enemy who would get sick from it.

    Nowadays… That sausage has been washed with ammonia in the factory.
    Feel free to dip it in whatever you want.

    Now mustard is more of a spice for bland food like all other “magic” foods from back in the day.
    Cooking was a similar quantum leap – as cooked food contains more calories.
    Or canning – which allowed storing food for extended periods of time, and was another food altering process envisioned originally for military use.

    Anyway… if you’re gonna eat mystery meat it is safer with mustard.
    And it helps as a natural antibiotic with infections.

  • Sully

    I read that in Bane’s voice for some reason, which is totally acceptable.

  • Sully

    At least it’s a useful one.

  • Like Icare

    Lex Luthor compares Comic Con experience to experiencing “probably some kind of genocide”.

    Oh… Oh…
    http://comicbook.com/2015/07/14/batman-v-supermans-jesse-eisenberg-compares-comic-con-to-genocid/

  • Sully

    Shit, I’m goin’ to Pluto. Looks nice this time of year.

  • omitted

    #thirdworldproblems

  • Angelo

    It’s true, the Jews often compared their experience with the Comic Con.

  • Sully

    I don’t get people like Eisenberg. If you don’t like the community, if you think you’re above the material, don’t take the job. Anyone signing on to do a comic book film has to know it’s gonna get a bit crazy at the con.
    I don’t think anyone’s particularly stoked that he landed the part anyway, so…

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I’ve been to Comic-Con. It was a long time ago, before it got all crazed with Hollywood’s corrupting influence. Comparing the experience, even then, to an atrocity is, to say the least, ridiculous and wrong, but it really isn’t a thing for anybody with a lick of sense.

  • Earth

    That guy’s so bad even we Brits hate him, and we elected David Cameron.

  • Angelo

    What? Weren’t you all excited when he magnificently said “The red capes are coming! The red capes are coming!”?

  • Domo

    “Arbeit macht frei” is the Comic Con slogan of 2015!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    For a minute there I thought they were talking about Donald Duck. You know, buddy of Pluto the dog. Then it got really ugly.

  • omitted

    Was it when they actually sold comics and shit over there?

  • Sully

    Abstinence no.

    Pound Sign: What’sTheOppositeOfFuckYes?

  • Angelo

    The 19th century?

  • Earth

    It’s called money.

    Do you actually think Robert Downey Jr. does these movies and actually cares about the community?

  • Sully

    I blame Andrew George Lucas. He turned the whole thing into one large film promo event.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You’ll get what you want. The fix is in. President Yebboosh. There’s no way The American Illuminati is letting the Bush name die a disappointing death. They fixed two elections for the elder, they’ll do it for Li’l Brudder, too.

  • Sully

    Actually, yes. In Robert’s case I do.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Or, he’s the BEST thing the Republicans got. A Godsend for them. As long as he’s in the race, all the other 77 whack-job nutters can claim to sound reasonable in comparison.

  • Earth

    Downey Jr.? Really? ok….

  • Angelo

    Everybody likes RDJ. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU.

  • Earth

    I dunno. There’s just something about him. I can’t really put my finger on why I’ve never warmed to him.

    He’s a good actor, sure, but in terms of him having respect for others, I dunno.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Yep. Long story, short. I met Tim Sale, and I sorta inspired him to do DARK VICTORY. It’s a true story, and I can prove it.
    Then, years later, I’m reading an interview with Christian Bale, and he says that’s his favo(u)rite Batman graphic novel. Well, beleeb me, if time-travel were a real thing, I’dda gone right back to the days before Comic-Con-me and fyucked some sh!t up that even Sarah Connor, with Pops and Kyle Reese, couldn’t have prevented.

  • Angelo
  • Sully

    I was literally about to post this same video. Fuck you, Angelo, and your swift netting abilities.

  • Angelo

    Anyway it’s all fake, that kid is just an actor. I hate those marketing stunts!

  • Earth

    It’s a nice charity thing. But it’s still PR. We can’t know Downey Jr’s reasons for doing it.

    Edit: I suppose it was just a coincidence that this came out a month before Age of Ultron came out. I’m not saying that was the reason. But it’s in the air.

  • Sully

    Everything’s fake these days. But some are nicer about it than others, which is why I prefer Downey to Eisenberg.

  • Earth

    Don’t get me wrong. I prefer Downey to Eisenberg. But, I dunno. Looking at him, then hearing someone say he has respect for his fanbase…..

  • DarkFluffy

    Palpy, something I always wanted to ask you. What is the maximum range of your Mind Cloud? And how long is a mind “clouded” after leaving the mind cloud area?

  • Angelo

    Snyder must be happy. Man of Steel was linked with 9/11, complete chaos and destruction; now Dawn of Justice will be linked to genocide. I wonder what’s next.

  • Earth

    I’m really trying to think of something worse than genocide for the next movie…

    …mass hate of Robert Downey Jr.?

  • Miguel Angel Teran Mendez

    Jason Yungbluth … is that you?

  • Angelo

    It happened to Jeebus.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Isn’t everybody already kinda sick-to-death of the Robert Downey, Jr., shtick?

    Just me, then?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Invinci-boner!

  • Angelo

    I am a little but its not like I am seeing him everyday.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Let’s suppose he doesn’t (I guess Iron Man 2 and 3 maybe are exhibit A and B that he doesn’t) . At least he pretends he does. That has to count for something. There’s nothing worse than an actor agreeing to get paid millions for a job, and then complain about how much he hates it.

  • Like Icare

    There’s Palpatine…

  • Earth

    Fair enough. I think it might be that he got his start in art films, then suddenly had this big comeback with superhero movies, and I can’t help feeling like he’s just laughing all the way to the bank (I know he is anyway, but I get this vibe that he’s laughing at his audience, as well as at the producers).

  • Angelo

    His comeback was with Ally McBeal!

  • Earth

    No, I’m with ya. I don’t care for the guy and apparently that’s bad.

  • Earth

    comeback, big break, whatever…

  • omitted

    So instead of Andrew we should blame you for everything then?

  • Angelo

    I should have added a smiley or something. I’m not trying to annoy you. I just find it funny that it went from this to the big star he is right now.

  • Earth

    Yeah, he’s had a pretty amazing career considering his early drug problems.

  • Angelo

    It’s like admitting you love to drown kittens for fun.

  • Earth

    I like to drown bunnies. You don’t want to know what I like to do with kittens.

  • Angelo

    At least something good came out of this movie, because the movie sucked!

  • Earth

    I cannot comment. I haven’t seen it. But I agree it’s a nice video.

  • Angelo
  • Earth

    Nah, it’s more akin to what Patrick Bateman does with rats.

  • Angelo

    Rotten Tomatoes tells me I have to go see Ant-Man but I won’t until Jay tells me to do so. That’s how faithful I am.

  • Earth

    Fuck, I was so caught up in the buzz for Space Cop I forgot that that movie existed, let alone that RLM might review it.

  • Angelo

    It seems genuinely fun. And we need all the fun we can get before all the dark and gloomy DC movies massively hit the theaters.

  • Like Icare

    I think that the issue might be with his work since Iron Man.

    He was always doing crazy and flamboyant only it was still grounded in reality. So his schtick was an example of a FLAW.
    RDJ playing RDJ was a bad thing. Kids don’t do drugs.

    With Iron Man, they notoriously forgot to finish the script by the time production started – much like Lucas.
    So, Favreau tells him to improvise, and he creates RDJ-Stark character.
    And everyone loves it!

    Then he does a multilevel parody of an over the top actor.
    And everyone loves that too.

    Then he does Sherlock Holmes as a combination of his obnoxious persona as Stark and his Chaplin.
    And people love that too.

    3 characters established on RDJ acting like an ass to everyone around him.
    And he’s been doing that since 2007, with only 3 major breaks, all of which AGAIN include what is now his public persona – being a dick to other people, but actually being sensitive and caring underneath.
    Imagine Hugh Laurie acting like House all the time cause people love that. Yeah.

    And thus EVERYTHING about him feels fake – cause he’s been RDJ-Stark all of the time since almost a decade ago.

  • omitted

    In Jaysus we trust.

  • Earth

    My heart belongs only to Space Cop now.

    That’s what happens when you donate organs to the RLM Patreon account.

  • Sully

    I follow him on facebook. Seeing his home movies, you can see he cares about what he does, and who he does it for.
    He’s also aware of what it is he does for a living, calling it “pretending for a living.” Unlike Eisenberg who amounts his “talent” to high art.

  • Sully
  • Like Icare

    A pandemic of a deadly and smelly disease.

  • Angelo

    Warcraft trailer, but who cares?

  • Earth

    It’s neat to hear him say acting isn’t all that like a lot of actors do but, again, it’s just a gut reaction from me. There’s something about him. I don’t dislike him. He’s a good actor and I enjoy his performances (for the most part). There just seems to be a bit of a cult of Downey Jr. in Hollywood that maybe I’m just naturally sceptical towards.

  • Earth

    Maybe this “performance” is too good? Something in me just reacts to the words “sensitive” and “caring” being put next to RDJ, but that might just be my spastic colon playing up.

  • Like Icare
  • Percy Gryce

    All of my black friend agrees.

  • Percy Gryce

    The ‘Chud lives! Long live the ‘Chud.

  • Percy Gryce

    He’s got tiny little appendages?

  • Palpatine

    Um, too soon?

  • Uncle Sporkums

    Nope, count me in as well.

  • Palpatine

    I do, it’s for a little movie called Hollywood Hates You, produced and directed by Michael Bay, written by Alex Kurtzman and Robert Orci, and starring Adam Sandler. Coming to theaters January 2016.

  • Crixxxx

    So is this the reason that we haven’t got any new Plinkett reviews in the last decade? Not worth it.

  • Percy Gryce

    Mike coming out of that fridge looked OK.

    I got a distinctly Jeff-Goldblum-in-the-Fly vibe from that scene.

  • fred

    The Plinkett review was a bit of a fluke to begin with, as Mike thought he was only making stupid videos for his own amusement. They now know people want more since it caught on big time.

    There is a new one which they hint at it all the time. They’re just keeping the lid on it until it comes out.

  • Sully

    That’s an synonym for many in these parts, I’m afraid.

  • Sully

    Link please. LINK!!!!!

  • instant relief

    Did they release that yet?

  • Mark Bisone

    The screencap is most definitely a bloody, erect cock pointed at the comments section. Whose blood is it? The answer might surprise you.

  • Angelo

    They showed it during Comic Con but it won’t go public unless there is a leak.

  • Angelo

    The next Plinkett review will be the Phantom Menace of RLM.

  • instant relief

    How dare you call yourself a person?

  • Angelo

    Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

  • Palpatine

    It’s Superman’s, isn’t it?

  • Angelo

    No, I think it’s Superman’s cock after he is done with Batman.

  • The Summer of George

    PIGS… IN… SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE…………………………. cop.

  • Sully

    That movie’s going to be Seventh Son with Warcraft monsters in it. Guaranteed.

  • Sully

    Apt assumption.

  • Palpatine

    “Does your cock bleed? It will!”

  • Angelo

    I have no idea what that is, but I guess its not Seven Samurai.

  • Palpatine

    Which show on RLM is more hated, Mr. Plinkett: The Animated Series, or Previously Recorded? I’ll let you decide. But the answer is Tuesday.

  • Domo

    A hot dog bun makes an ineffective form of STD prevention?

    Who knew?!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    OK. It’s all well and good for us to be making all these ass-sex jokes to show how liberated we are, how tolerant, how unfazed by the variety of natural, animal intercourse.
    But
    I draw the line at ass-raping Batman. Do you hear me?
    #LineDrawn

  • Angelo

    I do you you.

  • Rusty Galloway

    I have a hunch they didn’t cut the film in time when the Ishtar trailer on 35mm nearly killed him.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    70% rating. Every critic says it’s “minor.” You can go. You can have fun.
    But it’s on you. Don’t blame Rotten Tomatoes.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Kidney? Spleen? Or something you were using?

  • Sully

    Why does Batman’s voice sound electronic in this scene?

    http://i.imgur.com/Bm9KY31.png

  • Sully

    Is that line the crack of yo’ ass?

  • Rusty Galloway

    I want a movie where Rich Evans plays a Max Payne type character who just gives inner monologue and trips over various props scattered around the place. They could have one continuous shot that’s just 30 minutes of Rich Evans struggling to pick himself up, and that will serve to impress the film school nerds. No special effects required and still a much better movie than Prometheus.

  • Angelo

    I’ll blame Andrew then.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I’ll allow it.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Have you seen the community?

  • instant relief

    LOL, old movies are boring, grampa!

  • Rusty Galloway

    I don’t think PreRec is hated as much as it is just disappointing to see Rich
    Evans wasting his natural talent on something so stupid, and AIDSMoby gets to blather on about how games are art and indie games are going to save gaming from destruction.

    Meanwhile, Animated series is crap but can be easily ignored due to the fact it’s never hoisted onto the front page like PreRec is.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    To be fair, he hasn’t complained about his job. He made a dumb comment, when he was forced to do the cattle-call for the howling mass. He should be forced to stare at film footage of Rwanda or Congo, Kuwait on fire, African famine, historical photographs of the Holocaust. Might give him a little perspective.

    While we’re on perspective, there are many, many far worse things than a pissy actor. You need me to list them for you?

  • Drain

    Space Cop best of the worst. While I couldn’t care less about all the multi billion dollar pieces of shit dumped in the theaters every week, I want to preorder this day 1 and have a disc sent to me. Any chance for “special edition” signed by Rich Evans?

  • Angelo

    Not enough splosions

  • Angelo

    I just saw half of one episode of The Animated Series.
    This is beyond redemption.

  • Sully

    I can appreciate both for what they are… i.e. something else.

  • Domo

    The line is the crack of Batman’s ass, as shown in this lovely gif.

    http://www.killthehydra.com/wp-content/uploads/bat-butt-gif.gif

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I don’t all that much, really. Aside from the first IRON MAN, I’ve never been that impressed. And, talk about pampered prima-donnas who have put their foot in their mouth on occasion!

  • Angelo

    Surprisingly kind. DID YOU GET PAID FOR THIS REVIEW

  • Angelo
  • Sully

    All I can say is, they could be worse… *cough* Nostalgia Critic *cough* CinemaSins *cough*

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    His Chaplin was crap, but I always blamed Attenborough.

    RDJ is every bit as annoying as Johnny Depp, but he doesn’t have the resumé.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    That’s completely corporate-serving! Are you kidding?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I’ll say it. THAT’S the reason. Good for the kid. Do it without the cameras and the rock-star posery. Then I’ll give you credit.

  • Earth

    Honestly, I just can’t think of anything worth Plinkett’s time at this point. He already beat Titanic, the movie Jorge thought nobody could. Apart from Garden State and Cop Out there just isn’t much else worth tearing apart.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I like Pre Rec actually because it still feels like RLM and not fan shit ass crap

  • instant relief

    And there’s almost no T’n’A in them.

  • Earth

    You do see Toshiro Mifune’s ass once I think. It doesn’t really fill the current hollywood quota though.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’ll see it because I have so many points on my regal card I get too see for free! But for some dumb reason I gave Terminator Fuck You my money.

  • Angelo

    Honestly I don’t care that much one way or the other. I just don’t have anything against RDJ, and happen to like him as an actor. ‘Tis all.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “So what happens in Space Cop? Not much”

  • Sully
  • RLMkeepitup

    finally truth in advertising

  • Angelo

    My attempt to find a picture of it on Google pictures with “toshiro mifune’s ass” was unsuccessful but I don’t despair.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Nostalgia Critic is just annoying, no charisma, whiney voice, doesn’t have enough pure loathing for the Star Wars prequels, and honestly, is just a shitty fanboy who never brings more to the review than his opinion, whereas Mike and Jay will cite camera angles, production quality, lightning etc and give you a proper review.

  • Sully
  • Wizard Phoenix

    *thangs

  • instant relief

    But there’s like no slo-mo shots of girls’ asses in skimpy outfits set to current rap music every 5 minutes, so it’s stupid.

  • Earth

    Exactly. Sadly, even the oh-so-sexy ass of Toshiro Mifune would not be enough to step up to Hollywood standards.

  • Domo
  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I’ve said before…I don’t give a crap about games, gamers, or gaming, but I like Rich and Jack. I enjoy their camaraderie.

    Also, I don’t have anything against Animated Plinkett because I don’t remember ever watching any of those.

  • Palpatine

    Same here. But I can understand why people don’t really care for Pre-Rec.

  • Domo

    I don’t mind watching them once, plus they can make for interesting comment discussions. That’s about it.

  • Angelo

    I hear you. For T5 I wasn’t expecting it to be Citizen Kane but I also wasn’t expecting it to be that bad.

  • Sully
  • Angelo

    Their gaming knowledge / curiosity seems very limited though. It diminishes the interest of the show for me.

  • Palpatine

    He actually made a video listing “good” things from the Prequels:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buXz4BYS8kw

  • Angelo

    How dare you put that thing here. I’ll report you to the proper authorities, this has to stop.

  • Palpatine

    Are threatening me Master Jedi?

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    I have more red in my beard, thanks to my Scottish genes, even 200 years of living in Australia hasn’t got the ginger out.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Palpatine’s behind it all!

  • Palpatine

    It’s treason, then.

  • Mike Magnum

    I just wanted ask some sane people of what they thought about the suicide squad trailer. I thought maybe it would be better than BVS. And it might still be. But im getting a “meh” feeling towards it. It reminds me of Ayers “Sabotage” movie. Which was pretty bad. I also wasn’t crazy about his “Fury” movie either.

  • Palpatine

    I agree with you on Pre-Rec, and the Animated Plinkett series is best forgotten.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    I like Pre-rec, I watch their streams too. But Jesus H Christ does Jack turn a simple task into a 10 minute stream of “huh, what, I don’t get it, huh, what do I do” because he can’t follow the fucking screen prompts, then he turn around and condemns the screen prompts. Watching him try and open a vent on Arkham was like watching old people fuck, it took foreeeeever.

    I don’t mind Jack either, but him and I play games very differently. Rich however, when Rich is playing, shit. gets. done.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Hi, this is security, did Mace Windu come in here? We never saw him leave?

  • Palpatine

    Rich said in one episode that Jack sometimes acts like a little kid playing in the mud while playing video games.

  • Angelo

    It’s gonna be great.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    It’s gotta be darker. Darkness is the key to it all, if we can just get darkness to work.

    I did a thing there, you see… it’s like poetry, it rhymes.

  • Palpatine

    Margot Robbie. That is all.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I’ve seen most of RLMs and Doug’s videos, and while their styles are different they are both fun. Doug tries a lot of different stuff and puts out a lot of material. Watch his Shining Review and see what I mean.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I really liked END OF DAYS. FURY ROAD was just kinda alright-ish. I was really interested in SUICIDE SQUAD until they started releasing publicity photos, and the trailer didn’t help. Somebody here the other day said you wouldn’t have any idea from the trailer what the whole concept was unless you were already versed in the source material, and I think that’s a valid criticism. People seem to be jazzed about Margot Robbie, but I just see a skeezy heroin addict. That’s not what I want to see when I see Harley Quinn. Don’t get me started on The Joker. And, this movie has Will Smith and Jai Courtney. Um, I wouldn’t kiss death with that mouth.

    I’m real iffy right this minute. Which is still much higher on the anticipation scale than anything from Marvel or Fox or Disney.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    He gets so caught up in exploring a game, and not looking at what he’s doing, and I find myself physically yelling at him. He was playing COD:AW and was failing and talking about how much it sucked, and I was like “WRONG GUN! FOLLOW THE BUTTON PROMPT! USE THAT COVER! THE GAME IS TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO! Y U NO LISTEN?” then he finally understands and is like “why is it giving me a button prompt?” It took him 25 minutes AFTER the grenade section for him to learn how to throw a grenade, and every time he picked up a gun, he chose wrong, using pistols or subs when there were target enhanced rifles all around him.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Oh great! Are we getting into another argument about Doug Walker? Yay! I can post this now!

    https://youtu.be/77lQN4ed9UM

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Each to their own, but to use an old Australian proverb, Doug is a ‘shit cunt’.

  • Rusty Galloway

    Yeah I could feel the edge in some of the trailer, but it’s a trailer. They try to convey that tone in the trailer to draw in that crowd, but in the movie it might not be as dark as it is in context of the trailer (or it could be exactly that dark). I’m not hyped but the one thing I’ll give it is that it actually looks like it will have some characters we haven’t seen in awhile, or ever, in a live action movie. The fact they’re bringing new characters and making something that could possibly be fresh (not getting my hopes up) gets my hopes up. The trailer kind of stinks in my opinion, but I’ve seen terrible trailers for decent and even great movies before.

  • Palpatine

    Isn’t End of Days the movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger fights the Devil?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    iThankee, M’lord. Edited.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    My future wife

  • Sully

    BLASPHEMY!!! CLEAN THIS PAGE! GIVE IT A SPRITZIN’ OF HOLY WATER!!!

    http://media.giphy.com/media/6OYVoRH8CByNy/giphy.gif

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    It’s just trying to draw a parallel to Dark Knight by saying ‘look, we have a weirdo too’. Yes, the characters are different, but it is trying to channel the same psychological feel. I don’t like my movies to start instantly dark, which this looks like, I prefer to have them start from a familiar place, something closer to the norm, then by the end of the opening sequence to have hit the tone on the head. Dark Knight did this well, there was a bank heist, then people were betraying one another, finally the Joker reveals himself, and he doesn’t kill the guy. Straight away you’re like “ok, I get it, this guy is dangerous and unpredictable, right”. Suicide Squad looks like Harley Quinn: The Movie, so that comic book nerds can whack one out over a live action Margot Robbie and feel less bad about jacking it to Manga.

    Too far?

  • Sully

    “Did you check the ground floor?”

  • Palpatine

    Good Lord, that movie looks like it was shot on a camcorder.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    A little, though I agree that’s what it looks like.

    Rusty’s point, however, is valid: You can’t judge a movie on the trailer. Even when you can, like say JURASSIC WORLD, the movie still ends up tickling some nerve.

    I’ve never based my enjoyment of a movie on my reaction to the trailer, and I’m not going to start now.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I liked Fury quite a bit, terrific action and performances yet the story wasn’t the strong point. End of Watch was the best cop movie in years. The cops felt like actual cops and not actors playing them. Lots of attention to detail in that movie and I like it a lot. Sabotage was bad but it felt like he didn’t want to make the movie, you tell in how it’s directed. Ayer is great at dialogue. Even though I am not a fan of Training Day it has some really great quotable dialogue, the direction in Training Day is questionable though. Now Suicide Squad I am looking forward to. The Joker from what I saw on film was great, the same with Harley and in fact the cast looks great…..on camera. This does not apply to individual photos as each one, except for Harley, I don’t like. But Killer Croc, Joker, and Captain fucking Boomerang look shockingly good. I am just hoping the story is good, End of Watch I thought had a great story but Fury didn’t. Fury really didn’t have a story but just had characters you like doing things. I don’t want that because this movie has to evolve and add to the Cinematic Universe WB has now. I have trust in Ayer as a director and in terms of writing his character and dialogue but not the story just yet.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    No, actually, let me take a loo- JESUS CHRIST! SAMUEL L JACKSON, NOOOO

  • Sully

    Goddamnit, Wizard, now I’ve got that shit imprinted on my retinas. @pakentsaysmaybe:disqus I’m gonna need some of your bleach.

  • Rusty Galloway

    Not far enough. My guess is that it might start out serious, then it will get into the swing of things where the bad guys are having fun doing their thing, then everything will slow down and get heavy, then there might be some kind of twist, and it ends. I don’t think this movie will be anything more than a popcorn superhero fodder movie that’s borderline grind house trash not meant to be deep or anything. Oh and believe me, I know what they’re doing with Harley. It’s always been that way since her introduction so I’m just blind to it anymore. Also, her apperance I assume is based off of the Arkham City model, cause you know they couldn’t have her in that jester outfit from BTAS that hides everything.

    I have a feeling this movie is going to just be a fun thing to sit through once (for me anyway) and then watch maybe like once a year or something at best. It’s not going to have a ton of staying power or anything, and it’ll probably just be something forgotten by everyone but comic book nerds in a few years.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    And not the DP150 like Flyin’ Ryan

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Sometimes the trailer gives you exactly what you think, aka Terminator: Genisys. Look, I am fine with the Suicide Squad movie, even tho DC movies are notoriously craptacular, just, if it’s an ensemble cast, use the ensemble cast, don’t just focus on one damaged junkie.

  • Palpatine

    The only person on Channel Awesome I actually like is the Cinema Snob.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Sex appeal for NERDS. Look, it’s a White Na’vi. But seriously, it’s the lowest common denominator for films, bewbs and action.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He’s a mad man who watched Oogieloves. That I could appreciate about him.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Harley Quinn should be so much more than just that! Look at her animated version for what she should be — the greatest character introduced to the Batman mythos in decades.

    Heroin chic whore? No fyucking way!

  • Rusty Galloway

    Well hey, at least we don’t have a Power Girl film yet.

  • bleurgh

    Fury was great. An under-rated masterpeice.

    The movie looks better than I expected.

    I hope this hip-hop gangster interpretation of the characters is a non-canonical one-off and not the version of these characters we have to see from now on. I do not want to see Afflecks Batman go up against this version of The Joker.

    Leto went with Heath Ledgers weird deranged raspy vaugely chicagoish voice for the Joker, which fair enough, now pretty strongly associated with the character, but I still feel like we haven’t seen a Mark Hamill theatrical style version of the character on screen and that’s really what I’d like to see more. The closest we have is the Arkham series of games.

    Ledgers Joker was very vicious and animalistic and he and the Nolan brothers nailed the characters sadism and arrogance, but I think they neglected to include the Jokers incredibly dark and twisted sense of humour, his unusual relationship with Batman, where it almost seems like he thinks is the closest thing Batman has to a friend despite trying to destroy him psychologically and the way he challenges stereotypes about gender and sexuality. They are at least trying to incorporate some of the latter into the characters look this time around, which is more androgynous and bizarre.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Apparently yes-way.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Does it help that Walker himself admits how shitty his movies are and he never ever wants to make them again?

  • Palpatine

    He sat through Nukie. That alone makes him an extremely brave man in my book.

  • Palpatine

    Then why did he make them in the first place?

  • RLMkeepitup

    the funny part is when they’re setting up the stream and someone in chat complains about the audio levels. I think one time he spent like an hour fixing it and Rich is like didn’t we test this before hand.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I watched Nukie and poop in the woods. What’s the big fucking deal?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    “DC movies are notoriously craptacular”

    From my vantage point, you’ve got Burton’s Batman and two early Superman movies vs. a Spider-Man by Fox, an Iron Man (only one), and the second Captain America. And, despite box office receipts, I don’t think anything but the Spider-Man on the Marvel side can be compared to those DC-based films.

    So, you know, whatever.

  • Palpatine

    I watched Nukie and wanted to kill myself afterwards.

  • Sully

    A little, though a bound-by-contract declaration on the lives of his kids might help more.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Apparently.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Maybe he wanted to show that he can a movie even if you can those things movies. I have to wonder did he and his brother put thought into writing these or was it improv?

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    DC is pretty much all Warner Bros., so I label them all as DC. For the rest, I have to base Marvel’s films on the studio. For Fox, the X-men as a series has been more hit than miss, with X1, X2, X-Wolverine2 and X:DOFP being all pretty solid. Spiderman 1 and 2 are great campy action when superheroes were allowed to be fun. Sony’s new Spiderman films are a clusterfuck. Marvel as a studio has actually gone up in leaps and bounds, leading me to my new hypothesis: DC for TV, Marvel for Movies.

  • Sully

    Tough titties, bleurgh. Leto’s Joker is the DCCU’s version of the character. Look forward to him for films to come.

    http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/popcorn_the_joker.gif

  • Sully

    Neither.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So just reference, reference, reference?

  • bleurgh

    Nolans batman movies were great, some were better than others, but I wouldn’t describe a single one as crap. I’ll watch and rate TDKR over Iron Man 2 and 3 any day of the week and I enjoyed both of those movies. What other DC movies have we had? MOS? Yeah, admittedly that was a shitfest, the sooner Zack Snyder gets resigned to the same dustbin as M night Shimalayan the bettter off things are going to be for DC.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Besides I can see Ben Affleck beating the shit out this guy. Like that Robot Chicken sketch when Batman punches Joker for like a hour.

  • Sully

    . . . maybe.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Imagine a Marvel Director doing a DC movie, you could actually have it work. See, the problem with DC is that the directors seem to focus on the wrong aspects of the movie. In Man of Steel, Snyder focused on action and the consequences of Superman fighting, without thinking what the opinion of people about 9/11 x 100 would be. He is now trying to retcon that very bluntly in Dawn of Justice.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    As long as you realize that’s your hypothesis. The X-Men series, aside from the second, has ranged from utterly forgettable to downright awful. Avengers and GotG are prime examples of generic hit-your-mark / say something snarky, Maguffin movies. They’re actually quite awful. Like the Potter films, they massage the fans while offering nothing that will be remembered next generation.

    As bad as the subsequent Superman and Nolan Batman films have been, they’ve at least been ambitious. They’re films about something. They try (and, yeah, sometimes fail) to offer more than just rote blockbuster entertainment. In my opinion, that’s to their credit.

    Granted, JONAH HEX was abysmal. GREEN LANTERN was bad, but it wasn’t worse than the AMAZING SPIDER-MAN movies or, in my opinion, anything that much worse than GotG.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Why do any of these people act in these movies? They’re just terrible. It works for like Angry Joe’s show because him and the other guy are average people dressed up horrible like Rambo or Ellie and that’s funny but it’s not funny when they act like Solid Snake because reference.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Gawd, what are you talking about? A Marvel director? All Marvel directors are tied to a formula. You’re never gonna convince me that’s preferable to a director who swings for the fences and misses.

  • bleurgh

    Oh god I had successfully wiped Green Lantern from my memory. What a clusterfuck of awful, even Ryan Reynolds seems to have forgotten it. He literally said in the comic con panel for Deadpool.

    “I’ve only been in one proper superhero movie before, well not ‘proper’, but I’ve been in one superhero movie”

    I think he was taking about X-men origins: Wolverine. I wouldn’t be surprised if he doesn’t even consider Green Lantern a movie.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    We’ve had this discussion before. I consider myself the biggest Batman fan on the planet, and I think all the Nolan movies are crap.

    But that’s me.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Ok, but here is the thing, in a Marvel movie, I don’t find myself depressed when I walk out. They are fun, popcorn movies, and I’m cool with that. They aren’t trying to be cinema landmarks, they aren’t trying to be Dark Knight, they work because they are fun. Iron Man 3, for example, is more entertaining for me than Dark Knight Rises. You hate it, and that’s fine, but for me, I can chuck that on, even if kids are around and just enjoy it. With the Dark Knight Rises, it’s a fucking drama, no kid wants to watch that.

    Avengers isn’t right up there on the list of greatest films of all time (as per my latest Empire Magazine) because it’s full of depth and darkness, it’s up there because it put superheroes together and they kicked ass. Marvel movies are fun, and they are rarely flops, nothing seems to drop below a 3 star rating. DC movies tho, my gawd. Burton’s Batman movies have aged horribly, Nolan’s are a dismal depressing affair, Superman is somehow clinging on despite being run into the ground 3 times now. Green who? Flash who? DC wants the Avengers, but it wants to have it super fucking dark, and it wants to do it without establishing the characters. Ok, fine, whatever, I just expect so fucking little from them at this point, DC can only go up.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    The Super Russo bros. don’t exactly follow the formula. Look at Winter Soldier, and imagine if they directed Superman 2013 with that tone. That movie would have worked.

  • bleurgh

    I just don’t feel like this is a mature interpretation of the character, which is what they seem to be going for with Batfleck and all the Dark Knight references. Are we really supposed to believe these two characters have been fighting one another for years? Really, the fastidious seasoned Dark Knight and the dude with the gangbanger tatoos? Batman really hasn’t been able to take this guy down? Really?!?!?

    The shocking thing is that Leto is a year older than Affleck, that guy has aged well. It’s not the age difference, more just the fact that the joker seems to be acting like a 20yo drug-addled hipster who listens to a lot of Lil Wayne.

  • RLMkeepitup

    it’s probably the same with the Nintendo Nerd’s flick. Some are his friends or fans, others just trying to get experience or have fun. Everyone here would probly volunteer for any RLM flick.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Wanna fuck with people? Have Leto play his role from Alexander and get a little too close to Batfleck…

  • Mike Magnum

    Tell the Truth. Not to thrilled with either version of Harley Quinn or The Joker. I still say the Best Joker was Mark Hamill. He got the Comedian and Psycho Perfect. And He never had to show up on set.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    If you think AVENGERS belongs among even the top four hundred GREATEST movies of all-time, you haven’t seen enough movies, and I don’t give a sh!t what some British magazine trying to sell copies thinks.

    OK. We’ve established you like “fun.” We’ve established that you and I have a different definition of “fun.” I’mma just gonna leave it at, “You’re entitled,” and just walk away rather than try to argue point by point, because, my friend, I think we’re both pretty confident in the way we feel.

  • Uncle Dan

    So the Space Cop trailer at the moment, 1-2 days after release, is at over 81,000 views.

    The main Feeding Frenzy trailer, which released 3 years ago, has about 155,000.

    That’s a good sign of how far RLM has grown.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Actually, rather than just argue a point, because that’s boring, I was just sharing how I view the movies. If it were up to me, a good Batman/Suicide Squad series would be the 90’s Batman Animated Series reimagined. But that’s just me.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Wait until you see what they’re saddled with in CIVIL WAR and get back to me. A PERFECT example of the Marvel company dictating what should be done next, instead of trusting the artists who just gave them their only good movie since the first IRON MAN.

    Please.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Sorry, bud. I’m low on bleach and there’s another Marvel movie coming out this week.

  • Sully

    Yeah, but it’s Ant-Man. Gimme!

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    I wish I could say you’re wrong, I really do…

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    I have no desire to watch Ant-Man. I am not Marvel, I’m not DC, I just want to be entertained, but I have hit Superhero Saturation.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Go ahead. You can say it. I won’t hold it against you, anymore than you’d hold it against me.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I hope your kid likes it.

    However, I think you’re a terrible parent. 😉

  • Uncle Dan

    Speaking of voices… It really bothers me that Christian Bale’s Batman voice is so closely tied with general audience perception of the character that that’s what they default to.

    Nothing else to add, I just dislike it.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I’d be interested to hear what Mike and Jay think since they know the real figures because the internet has grown a lot since then too.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    There we’re in total agreement.

    Good discussion, man.

  • Uncle Dan

    I’m interested to find out how it is. That’s the real experiment to see whether Marvel needs interesting directors or not.

    As for the character… Hank Pym would have been a far more interesting personality to look at but oh well.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    What am I holding against you? We need 3CC’s of the not-gays here, stat!

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Hats off, gentlemanly twirls mustache and cleans monocle.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    grrr, wha, bllllghhh, grumble, grumble, wha

    What, Master Bruce?

    END SCENE

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I repeat! the situation is Glowy Blue!

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Comb the desert, do you hear me? I said comb the desert.

  • Uncle Dan

    I’m really wondering about how they’re constructing their Cinematic Universe. So Superman shows up and the events of MoS happen. And then Batman… what, comes out of retirement to fight him or something. Suicide Squad is about the villains Batman put away before…?

    And yet their Green Arrow and Flash TV shows don’t operate in the same universe so you just can’t have them.

    Wonder Woman has a cameo in BvS. She doesn’t even get any lines in the trailer… So no introduction about why an Amazon queen also exists in this world with Batman’s Gotham and a super alien…

  • Wizard Phoenix

    But the AVGN Movie was pretty damn good considering what he had to work with.

  • Mike Magnum

    Well i love Batman Begins. I still think the Dark Knight is good. But really overrated. I consider Ledger to be the best thing about it. And I thought Rises was a mess.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Really? I’ll check it out then.

  • Palpatine

    James Rolfe puts more effort into his work than Doug Walker does.

  • Sully

    Apparently WW’s role in the Batman v Superman film is the catalyst for the forming of the Justice League, and there will be a Flash in JL, but it won’t be “Barry” from the tv series. They’re also changing up Green Lantern, too.

  • Sully

    Don’t die a virgin. Seriously… there are terrorists waiting for you up there.

    Pound Sign: OutOfContextQuoteOfTheDay

  • Uncle Dan

    So she’s going to show up near the big conclusion with Lex Luthor, tell them they can all team up to beat up this one normal guy and shave his head with her sword?

  • Fass5RingBinder

    This looks great, I want to see it. That’s all I got.

  • Laguna

    Ketchup on a hot dog?

    0/10, worst character ever.

  • Bubs

    Didn’t this movie already come out in 2005? What’s nice is that the trailer shows literally everything worth seeing in the movie, so now I don’t even have to waste the 2 hours it would take me to scoff at it. Fuck Hollywood right in the moneyhole.

  • Bubs

    He’s like a piece of coal now.

  • Bubs

    You guys should stick to making heartfelt dramas… you know, stuff you’re good at.

  • Palpatine

    Who’s saying this isn’t a heart felt drama?

  • Bubs

    Well it has Patton Oswald in it for one. And by the way, where the hell did they get him from? Did he get a DUI and have to do community service for locally underprivileged hack-frauds?

  • instant relief

    Patton’s where all of RLM’s Patreon money went.

  • Bubs

    Well, I guess since he was in it for 5 minutes we can shove him on cereal boxes… toys…. t-shirts… shoes…. spin-off shows…. video games….

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw

  • Sully

    I’m assuming there’s going to be some sort of threat not disclosed in the trailer. Or at least I hope so, cause if they actually do need all of the Justice League to stop Lex Luthor, then…

  • Palpatine

    You sure seem excited for this film.

  • Noah R.

    Be cool about hotdog safety!

  • Dylangoat

    it’s future mustard. that’s mustard from the future… of space

  • Death Ray

    SHHH! No one can know the Hulk-Boner’s secret identity!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    thats not out of context, its just good advice.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    only 112,000 on the 2008 space cop trailer.

  • Uncle Dan

    “Batman! He has Kryptonite! I’m helpless!”
    *cue theme to Wonder Woman TV show*

  • shrugfest

    The final movie is gonna be made of trailers sliced together

  • Hank_Henshaw

    So, like Spielberg and Indiana Jones?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    The rumor goes they fight a Doomsday (Zombie Zod) created by Luthor.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Seriously dude. never take anything i say seriously. it will save a lot of time.

  • I thought the trailer sucked. I’m not looking forward to having to sit through really cewl character introduction scenes showcasing how badass “unique” and crazy each character is…just that alone maes me want to wait for the DVD so I can fastforward through the first quarter of the fucking movie.

  • Otto T

    It seems you have earned your reward, your final reward.

  • fred

    Yeah, all CGI thanks to the paetron money.

  • Otto T

    He actually loves their Plinkett reviews.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    What are all these comments about ketchup and hot dogs? Are you never supposed to put ketchup on a hot dog, or is it that JUST ketchup is wrong? Is Ketchup OK if the hot dog also has mustard and/or mayonnaise?

    Anyways, who cares? Hot dogs are made of horse penises and processed Chinese people. At least in the future that’s how it is.

  • Patrick Cyr

    I dunno, there were some things that were kind of like bass drops but there wasn’t anything that was enough like a real bass drop for me to be interested in this.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    he knows. we all know. it was a joke.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    you know what i miss about the future…. hotdogs.

  • instant relief

    My moneyshot?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Sooooo…? Whatcha wearing?

  • instant relief

    Just an apron. <3

  • Beckoning Chasm

    I bet “Half In The Bag” really pans this one. I can’t wait!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    So only mustard is acceptable? I’ve been living a lie.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    “So Mike, would you recommend Space Cop?”

    “No– yes! Well, only if you are a huge fan of Rich Evans. I wouldn’t recommend it to grandma, or to little kids.”

  • Noah R.
  • Andrew Thompson.

    that looks like the Amish Harlem Shake flashmob.

  • Noah R.

    Actually it’s a very sad moment Andrew, I hope you realize that many feelings were hurt just then. *wipes tear

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Your a wookie! why do you care about a bad reenactment of something no one outside america cares about.
    Did you cry over the Eureka Stockade too? are you emo?

  • Noah R.

    Sometimes… when I’m feeling lonely I…. I cut myself while listening to the Black Veil Brides. I know, deep down inside that they are the only women who know the pain I’m in…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Research shows its probably your conditioner. as a hair covered alien you need a rich conditioner that protects as it nourishes.
    You need RICHevenessence.TM the only hair conditioner that works in SPAAAAACE!*
    *Note does not work in space see your doctor if you go bald or die.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    It can never be as stupid as this. Nothing can. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNAPNN3cuHw

  • WrongWithYourFace

    But it’s ‘yes’.

  • Noah R.

    I’ll buy some soon, once Amazon Prime day begins. Hopefully they can actually deliver my damn package in two days this time. My cloaked ship isn’t THAT far from Earth.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Remember when Grand Admiral Thrawn pretended he had thousands of cloaked asteroids around Coruscant? that was hilarious.

  • Hey I know I don’t make it out to every RLM fanboy gathering these days, but I’ll be here for the high holidays. Mazel tov!

  • Noah R.

    Honestly, I never got into any EU stuff on Thrawn.

  • Why didn’t Jay just run out of the way to one or the other side of Mike’s fist? It was coming down in a straight forward angle.

  • Gungan Gungan

  • omitted

    Boxers. Just got up and crawled to the computer.

  • Noah R.

    Jake, from State Farm?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Well, can you? I am very interested to hear about this.

  • marko112kg

    It’s so dense!

  • Sabotage was abysmal, an absolute slog. Tonally and pacing the movie was completely fucked. I understand the studio came in with a hatchet and fucked up the editing, but if you can’t turn in a brainless action flick with a clean cut story and a run time under a buck forty you get what you deserve. Fury was okay but I found it mostly forgettable. The last battle scene was pretty gangster though.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    What’s the plot?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    That’s all you need, really. The Batman News people were all over those pictures when they first hit the web.

  • instant relief

    You’re so dense. 🙁

  • Earth

    The music was…I dunno, underwhelming, at least for me. The end with Jared Leto Joker felt very forced.

    I can’t really figure out what it is, but there’s almost a kind of cheap look to it. Some of the costumes look too forced, probably because they refused to go all out with the original cartoony outfits, because those aren’t cool (why isn’t Harley Quinn in a harlequin suit?), so they all kinda just look bland or cheap. I like Margot Robbie, I think she’s good for the role, but how they use here? eh.

    Some colour would be nice. I know it’s Suicide Squad, so it should have a darker tone, but when literally every single frame in the trailer looks decoloured, it just doesn’t feel rich like a comic strip image should.

    Hopefully it’ll be less of a clusterfuck than BvS at least, and less bland and formulaic than most of the Marvel movies.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    I heard that the guys shopped this movie around to all the studios, every single one of them, and nobody wanted it. Not one studio said, “We’ll do this movie.” They all said, “Well, we don’t know how to market this movie.”

    It was all paid for and it’s not even that expensive! But it looks like a big movie. It’s a real professional movie. It’s got movie stars in it, it’s got everything in it, and nobody wanted it.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    That Admiral Thrawn was a bad mother fucker.

  • Noah R.

    As I have heard, perhaps it’s time I read a bit more about my galaxy’s rich history!

  • Bubs

    I actually am. Not too long ago I was quoted as saying this film would never see the light of day. I’m happy to be proven wrong.

  • instant relief

    Anyone in the mood to fongle my sweaty manboobs? I’m feeling a little bit lonely.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    its going to be -2C tonight. this is only for the warmth… and the perversion.

  • Epifanes

    There seems to be some disagreement in this comment section about ketchup and mustard and hot dogs and burgers. Allow me to explain how it’s done.

    You put everything on everything. Everything.

    Not just mustard and ketchup. Everything.

    Everything.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Arsenic?

  • instant relief

    I’m glad I can be of service.

  • Bubs

    Do you own Star Wars toys? You may be a sex pervert:
    http://www.myfoxphilly.com/story/29539702/star-wars-action-figure-has-parents-furious

    If you’re on this webzone, you’re definitely a sex pervert. But in my opinion, the only crime here is charging 15-20 bucks for that shitty paint job!

  • Bubs

    Everything.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    now as a sex pervert i am offended by this. i make my own Star Wars toys.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Shredded 35mm ‘Ishtar Trailer’?

  • Bubs

    Well maybe not everything… some things are not meant for human consumption. Especially Ishtar.

  • omitted

    Only if I can also suck on your nipples.

  • instant relief

    Sure, if you don’t mind getting through that chest jungle I got going on first.

  • omitted

    No prob, I luv hairy men!

  • omitted

    I have a sonic screwdriver. Does that count?

  • Joe Syxpac

    It’s better than actually watching it.

  • instant relief

    *rawr* Not feeling so lonely anymore. Is there anything else you’d like to take a hold of?

  • Cakefarts

    Len better have a cameo … maybe credited as “guy who gets kicked” … filmed dutch angle.

  • instant relief

    No hyperdrive propulsion systems?

  • instant relief

    The desert animals that crawl over your laptop don’t count as Star Wars toys. 😉

  • instant relief

    Matt Hannon + samurai sword.

  • omitted

    I thought you’d never ask…

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • WrongWithYourFace

    “Why does this doll have a chain around her neck?” What the fuck, have these jerks not seen the movie? And why is the dad worried about her girls seeing a woman in a bikini? Is he afraid they’ll catch a case of gays or something? It really bugs me how adults think kids’ brains work like adult brains. I bet the only reason the girl said it creeped her out was because the dad told her it was wrong. Most would probably think nothing of it.

    I have this thing in my home: http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/lego/images/d/dc/Leia-1.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100725170834
    And I’ve turned out just fine… right?

  • “Kiss the cook”

  • omitted

    *cock

  • Hnnng…

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • omitted

    We would need someone from beyond this webzone to verify that.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i hope he is Rich Evans stunt double.

  • omitted

    I always like to go after the easy ones.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    *sleazy.

  • omitted

    Both.

  • Angelo

    Well to be honest when I was a kid I wouldn’t give a shit about a Princess Leia toy. Give me imperial ships and stormtroopers goddammit!

  • omitted

    I also own a Starfleet combadge and a small TARDIS. Maybe we can work something out…

  • SeanLM

    I was all about that funny floppy-eared character in Phantom Menace who talked like a slave and stepped in poop.

  • Angelo

    That’s the creepiest thing I have ever seen.

  • Angelo

    Ah, millennials.

  • omitted

    They’re quite nice if you season them properly.

  • instant relief

    Awesome!

  • omitted

    *butt

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • omitted

    *dildo

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i like children but i couldn’t eat a whole one.

  • omitted

    Halfsies?

  • Bubs

    I can’t wait til this “single father” of two girls gets to puberty. “What do you mean you’re bleeding?! Between your LEGS? I didn’t raise you to be a whore!”

  • Andrew Thompson.

    both.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    is this a date?

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • Bubs

    Is it true that Kangaroos are incredibly violent and will kick the ever-loving shit out of you?

  • SeanLM

    I also really liked that stubbly alien who happened to be a hooked-nosed dishonest slave holder with the Eastern European accent who “only cares about the money.” I think he was also a pawnbroker. Where did this weaver of dreams and imagination George Lucas get his inspiration? Watto action figures were surprisingly cheap given the usurious nature of the character.

  • instant relief
  • instant relief

    Too easy.

  • I have a Dalek. 4.bp.blogspot.com/-dEV8mYbv5so/T0op4VSc3RI/AAAAAAAAYYQ/4s2RivlCQ3Y/s1600/Compost3.JPG

  • instant relief

    I guess his longtime pal Steven Spielberg served as inspiration. >_>

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Yes. thats why we teach our kids to control their minds. otherwise they would kill us all, escape on Qantas jets and destroy the world.

    https://youtu.be/rRddLDynsCs

  • instant relief

    I’d tap that.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Stop reminding me of all the Star Wars toys I have!

  • SeanLM

    It’s gonna be great.

  • tOmy`

    Everything?

    [Gary Oldman voice] EVEEEERYYYYTHIIIIIING! [/Gary Oldman Voice]

  • Bubs

    And people try to say that there’s no good evidence for evolution. Its been on Youtube all along.

  • instant relief

    Qui, why is all the gin gone?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    If Charles Darwin had Youtube his theory of evolution would have been based on cat videos, rather than observations of dead finches.

  • tOmy`

    According to the Entertainment Yearly, Space Cop production crew followed in the footsteps of Suicide Squad and hired few professional psychiatrists for the set. Sources say that one of them has been eaten by Rich Evans while the others are reported missing after being allegedly invited “to the creepy basement to check out Star Wars toys”.

  • Epifanes

    Everything.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    VEGEMITE!?

  • Epifanes

    Yes, everything. Including Gary Oldman’s voice.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    It was taken.

  • tOmy`

    Star Wars t-shirt, pants and an unforgivably beautiful face.

  • omitted

    Sure. Sorry it took me so long to respond, had to take a shower after my tumble with insty there.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Pants!?

  • omitted

    No skirt and pompoms? For shame!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Get in line.

  • instant relief

    You didn’t even let me finish.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Sorry i’m watching Doctor Who.

  • omitted

    “If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen”?

  • omitted

    How many times do you need to cum?!

  • Angelo

    *Warhammer figures

  • instant relief

    At least once… hello? And you just touched my nipples and suddenly you had a cum stain on your pants and ran into the bathroom screaming like a little girl.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    “Come to my basements and see my Titanic popcorn tubs.”

  • tOmy`

    “Don’t mind the Na’vi.”

  • Uncle Dan

    Then what’s Batman going to do in a fight with Doomsday? Oh right, he’s got a metal suit thing…

  • omitted

    I resemble that remark.

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • SeanLM

    I’ve never figured out how to prevent the butter from causing 2nd degree burns and the salt in the wounds makes it hurt even more. Still, better than unbuttered popcorn.

  • omitted

    *masturbating to

  • Palpatine

    Don’t you have a Dexter Jettser toy?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    its “The Doctor’s Wife”

  • Cakefarts

    Shit! It’s is like I’m piss-sycic or something. I hope I use my powers for good – or evil, or whatever.

  • omitted

    That floozie!

  • SeanLM

    Is Space Cop part one of a planned trilogy or are the makers following the Marvel model and planning on spinning off endless movies in the franchise and creating two sub-par TV shows? I don’t even know what a stand alone movie looks like anymore. Oh, by the way that Superman v Batman trailer looks like a mess. I like how “Visionary Director” actually means “guy who screws up the color palette.” Still, I can’t wait to find out what spin-off movies they have planned. Fingers crossed for a gritty take on Matter-Eater Lad.

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • Andrew Thompson.

    Idris is sexy fact!

  • Uncle Dan

    Gorilla Interrupted, Feeding Frenzy and Space Cop all exist in the same universe.

  • omitted

    *Gaga

  • omitted

    The RLMCU.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I don’t have that problem since I’ve never had butter on my popcorn. If you know what I mean. https://disqus.com/home/discussion/redlettermedia1/pre_rec_broken_age/#comment-2072254309

  • Uncle Dan

    Crisis of Infinite Rich Evans

  • tOmy`

    Two questions regarding Suicide Squad:

    1) Is there any info about the rating? R? Or is it gonna be PG 13?
    2) Seeing the trailer, I think the movie looks sorta complete… I may be wrong, of course, but why the hell are they showing a trailer more than a year before the premier?

  • SeanLM

    The post-credit sequence should be Space Cop meeting Samurai Cop and the two doing that Arnold/Carl Weather arm wrestle thing from Predator.
    http://dorkshelf.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/439066469_ca87df366b.jpg

  • SeanLM

    1) PG-13
    2) The footage leaked in bootleg so they released it in HD.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I have two more questions: Who was that goat guy who was shooting around in the corridor? http://i.imgur.com/e47611r.jpg?1

    And who was that girl neck-deep in the muddy water?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    you need to watch this.

    https://youtu.be/eeSBWpyIib4

  • tOmy`

    I saw some discussion about it in BatmanNews (yea, I popped in to get some hilarious comments about the trailer, but all I saw was bashing “Marvel zombies”, whatever the fuck that is), but I don’t think they reached any consensus (or puberty).

    I am planning on reading the comic books to, but as of now, I have no clue who is who and what is what.

  • SeanLM

    That’s OVER THE TOP!

  • SeanLM

    That’s Goatsie. He was in the Legion of Superheroes I think. Or a Cannibal Corpse album cover.

  • tOmy`

    Oh for fuck sakes you are right. And there goes my interest.

  • Palpatine

    Sweet Jesus, what the fuck is that?!

  • tOmy`

    (S)he was selling shit in Phantom Menace over at the Tatooine CGI dump.

  • SeanLM

    What I want to know is how hard is it to make Harley Quinn look like a harlequin? Her BTAS costume was a classic and elegant design. Now she looks like a jugalette/white trash hooker. Does she also drink Faygo? Does she not know how magnets work?

  • tOmy`

    Because she is mental insane batshit crazy, yo! Putting her into red costume and making her run for the Republican president nomination would be more subtle, but I ain’t that sure kids would get it.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I’m usually not easily fazed but that was horrible.

  • tOmy`

    Goatsie? Well, I guess we can be glad he ain’t called something like “Captain Amazaing Goatsie” or “Incredible Goatman”.

  • SeanLM

    Given some of the awful characters DC has invented, Goatsie isn’t a stretch even though I just made him up. Arm-Fall Off Boy is a real DC character.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    It shows that Steroids really do deplete bone density.

  • Earth

    Because the harlequin outfit is so 1990s. Get with the times grandpa. Superman don’t wear those panties no more and the Joker sure as hell ain’t gonna wear that corny 50s purple suit.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    She’s the one Jar-Jar tried to steal the frogs from in the marketplace. http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2339428/jar-jar-binks-lick-o.gif

  • tOmy`

    I was actually checking out some of the SS mem… oh… well, I was actually checking out some of the Suicide Squad members and some of them are brilliant:

    Thinker, Punch and Captain Boomerang take the cake.

  • Earth

    Oh BatmanNews. The Suicide Squad and BvS reviews, if they’re less than stellar, are gonna be biblical.

  • tOmy`

    We wouldn’t want to give anyone an impression Joker is gay, right?

  • Angelo
  • SeanLM

    …like the Joker wore in 2008’s Dark Knight. At least no movie version of the Joker has him running around with his face stapled to his head like the most recent comic books. I have no idea what they’re thinking at DC nowadays other than DARRRRKKKK to the EXTREEEME!!!!!

  • Smeeth

    Oh my gaaaaaad! This looks fucking awesome! I particularly liked “black guy” and, to a lesser extent, “other black guy”.

  • tOmy`

    Now now, settle down, the important question is: Hotdog with ketchup or mustard?

  • Smeeth

    BOTH!

  • Angelo
  • Earth

    Co blimey, you Americans and Europeans with your hot dogs and whatnot guv’nor. Over ‘ere it’s all ’bout a nice newspaper full o’ fish’n’chips. Dat’s the stuff.

  • Uncle Dan

    On the Continent we go for kebabs!

    With or without chili sauce is the question.

  • Earth

    I was thinking more, as you said, Joker tearing his own face off rather than the Nolan movies. From what I recall he’s not wearing his purple suit in Death to the Family (or whatever it’s called).

    Yeah I don’t get it. It all just feels in your face, like a 27 year old trying to pretend he’s 19. The whole dark thing makes sense for Suicide Squad, but for me Harley only really works in black and red.

  • tOmy`

    With. Obviously. Just no tomatoes, thanks.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    What do you have against tOmytoes?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    you all need to shut up and eat a chiko roll.

  • tOmy`

    Let’s be fucking honest here, I am pretty sure that the red-black thing is too symbolic for mainstream audience to get it. Making her look like a white-trash juggalo is the safer approach.

    (I may be wrong with the symbolism bit)

  • tOmy`

    They make me puke for some reason. Like instantly. Only the fresh ones tho, I have no problem with ketchup / pizza etc.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    In Death of the Family he’s wearing a Frank Zappa reference.

  • Like Icare

    Captain Boomerang is also the father of John Connor, in another universe. But maybe not in this one, after the change of the timeline.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Ah. Kind of like me and spinach soup. Horrible stuff.

  • SeanLM

    And the New 52 hasn’t even helped them close the gap on Marvel at all. It’s been a failure, but they seem like a chronic gambler who just keeps doubling down on their losing bet. “No, don’t go! This time it’s going to be really shocking!” They’ve been doing this crap since they raped and bludgeoned Elongated Man’s wife to death in Identity Crisis. That was the beginning of it. I’m honestly surprised that Time Warner has refrained from firing DC’s entire editorial staff.

  • Uncle Dan

    To be fair, Marvel has done well for movies but I still don’t think it’s making smart editorial decisions in its comic lines. Secret Wars my ass.

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • Uncle Dan

    I’m really not surprised. I mean, he even showed up in Casper the Friendly Ghost as Ray.

  • tOmy`

    Sigh, another obvious sign about patriarchy ruling the world. I mean fuck, he is not even a woman! And don’t let me start on the immigrants…

  • Epifanes

    Whatever gets you through the night.

    Everything.

  • SeanLM

    For five minutes, he’ll be the Ghostbuster you know and love. Then he’ll spend two hours yammering about crystal skulls, Roswell, Area 51, space men building the pyramids, contacting spirits, psychic mediums, bigfoot and whatever other nonsense happens to pop into his head.

  • tOmy`

    Especially after 9/11.

  • Sully

    Yeah, but since Batman isn’t a prominent presence in the film, those quick cuts of him serve only to remind me of what this film will be lacking.

  • tOmy`

    Money. As Bernand Black eloquently put it: “Whores will have their trinkets.”

  • tOmy`

    Or any mention of fish’n’chips in a newsp-

    Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeugh.

  • Uncle Dan

    To be fair, I think he also just loves Ghostbusters and has never entirely left it behind… for obvious reasons.

  • SeanLM

    They want nothing to do with us after that incident. Maybe if the spacemen had built us a few more pyramids, none of this would have happened… somehow. Harmonic convergence and so forth.

  • Uncle Dan

    Ever tried a Meat Pie Floater? It’s a local delicacy in Australia: a meat pie turned upside down in pea soup.

    *shrugs*

  • tOmy`

    Trust me, my chakras have their own auras.

  • tOmy`

    We have only one big Australian place in my city and thankfully, it is mostly BBQ only.

  • Like Icare

    PG-13 if done right (and backed by enough money) can be just fine.
    The Dark Knight is PG-13.
    Didn’t stop Ledger from being menacing or Eckhart to be missing half a face while casually executing people.

  • tOmy`

    I’ll allow it.

  • fuckstick

    It is really disappointing. I really liked the old Harley, she was a cutie, and seemed genuinely crazy.

  • tOmy`

    Speaking of trailers and Rich Evans: I was checking out some E3 trailers and I have to say that PreRec gang did a rather poor job in covering some of the cool stuff.

    Like Hitman trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVqxMCZ3u6k
    Black Ops 3 teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfr053KdD6w (trailer featured on E3)

    And quite honestly some other games I would like them to talk about. Like fucking DEUS EX!!!!!!

    Unfortunately, none of them my favorite game trailer of all time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMsbMK9Odoc (Although Bioshock / DE:HR came close).

  • tOmy`

    It does seem like they gonna play the Ledger’s Joker card with her. At least from the trailer.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Yep. Locate an issue of #9 (the one with Batman and Robin on the cover) and read the artist’s note on the last page. That would be me that he’s talking about. At a con in Chicago the following year, Sale and Loeb *embarrassed* me by introducing me at their panel. Actually, they didn’t embarrass me, but the geek who stood up and asked a dumbass question did, since he was sitting right by me and I was worried everybody in the place would think he was my homie.

  • Like Icare

    Forest for the trees.

    Note the subtle “Fuck you, window shopper” in Target’s corporate lingo.

    “We have not received any other guest complaints about this product. If the guest has a question we recommend they reach out directly to Target’s guest relations team”.

    You wanna complain about the fuckin toy bein against your vision of morality?
    Buy the fuckin toy! Until then you can go fuck yourself as you are not a customer but a guest.
    And when you do buy the fuckin toy, you can go and complain to the manufacturer. About the appearance of the toy you bought willingly not being up to your idea of what appearance of the fuckin toy should be.

    I’m not sure if they are breaking some customer protection laws but they are sure as hell making it all hilarious.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Like that’ll help.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    With malt & vinegar, correct? What would you think if some Yank came over there and slathered “tartar sauce” (mayonnaise and dill pickles) all over them chips?

  • Bubs

    Who the fuck watches Pre-Rec for their opinions on video-games? “Oh, I wonder what the latest news is in the world of video games. I better check in with 2 skinny-fat fucks from Wisconsin.”

  • Like Icare

    Fuckbot 5000 approves of that message.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1406189640/tjof.jpeg

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Self-hating cheerleaders. it’s an epidemic. Today, on a very special episode of Blossom

  • Kirke

    I have a friend (of the menfolk variety) who loves Harley, she’s his favorite character. Every time you talk to him about the Suicide Squad Harley he just sighs and changes the subject.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    They only care about gameplay. Which I find kind of odd of Rich since he’s a guy who never skips cutscenes and likes story in games.

    Hitman trailer: @1:23 Natalie Portman, is that you? And no one opens their mouth while catching their breath like that. 47 looked like a fish on land.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Yeesh! And they put that…
    in their MOWWWW-OWWW-OUTHS?!!?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    This is the craziest fad since thigh gaps.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    And funny. The thing is, she’s supposed to be COMIC RELIEF. Unless they get that right, this thing will just be…ASS.

  • Like Icare
  • Like Icare

    It’s high in synthetic fiber. Also silver-nitrate.

  • SeanLM

    These guest appearances always save doomed projects. Look at what Arnold did with Terminator Genisys… uh, bad example. But Leonard Nimoy in Star Trek Into Darkness…. another bad example. Well, Shatner in Star Trek Generations… damn this is hard. Charlton Heston in Tim Burton’s Planet of the Apes… never mind. It’s almost as if shoving these old people into new projects is a sign of desperation and not confidence. On an unrelated note, I can’t wait to see a 75 year old Han Solo!

  • Bubs

    All of Dan Aykroyd’s money got abducted by aliens.

  • Like Icare

    There’s a loophole to that.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I know Santa did, but does the bible say anything about oral?

  • Uncle Dan

    I think when Jack first tried Batman: Arkham Asylum, he was put off by their design of Harley. As he put it, she’s supposed to characterise a crazy sort of child-like innocence, and dressing her like a prostitute and hypersexualising her just weirded him out.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    They’re thinking “Our characters have been around for 70 years and have appealed to multiple generations, but the current movie-going audience are edgy and hip and fresh and we gotta pander to them.”
    DC’s biggest problem is they have alienated all their strong editors in favor of “superstar creators,” arrogant young writers like Grant Morrison, Geoff Johns, and Scott Snyder who think they have to “kill your darlings” in order to make names for themselves.
    It’s been more than 15 years, and there hasn’t been a monthly comic book with the traditional Batman, Superman, or Wonder Woman in it. That’s fyucking ridiculous.
    When it comes to translating all that to movies, look, it’s simple…Their biggest film successes have been Burton and Nolan with dark, darker, and darkiest versions of Batman. What would you EXPECT them to do?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    “a 27 year old trying to pretend he’s 19”
    Change 27 to 37 or 47, and you’re absolutely 100% correct.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    #TeamJack

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Now you’re just talking nonsense. “Close the gap.”
    DC had their biggest profits in decades when they pulled their New 52 stunt. So big, in fact, Marvel is now copying it with their rebooted comic universe.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    And unfortunately, none of the dumbass family ended up dead. In fact, we’ve got eight or nine MORE sidekicks now!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    They’ve been snickering about the Joker’s sexuality for decades. Kevin Smith (yes, THAT Kevin Smith) based an entire Joker comic around a blow job joke once.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    (snicker) You don’t know what a Marvel Zombie is? I think that’s the first sign you might be one.

  • DarkFluffy

    Watched a Dark Souls 3 annoucement fanreaction yesterday… wanna be nerds talking about how awesome Dark Souls 1 (!!!) is and how its all about PvP and (the one looking like a escaped lab rat) told how he beat the game nonstop in 2 days, wishing they would make it that difficult only a few people on earth could beat it. You could almost see the paychecks.

  • Uncle Dan

    Fan reaction videos are the strangest trend. “Market to me, and let me market FOR YOU!”

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Chronok, Mimic, Sway, Darwin, Longshot, Dazzler, Forge, Doppleganger, Spidercide, Swordsman, Power Man, Grizzly, Bouncer
    All Marvel characters. I could go all day.

  • DarkFluffy

    Both is the way I role. Pure mustard crawls around my nose in the back of my eyes until I have to sneeze. Don’t know how people can eat that pure. But ketchup rounds it up for me.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Alrighty, my peeps. See yas around Oscar season. Maybe.
    Y’all be nice to each other.
    *give each other sexy time

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Talking about sexuality when it comes to a character like Joker is ridiculous. The way I see it, he does whatever the fuck he wants or finds funny. Let’s say he raped Barbara, he sure as hell didn’t do it for sexual pleasure. Kind of like Palpatine gets off on hatred, the Joker gets off on entirely different things than the average guy.

  • Sully

    It’s rather genius on the marketing department’s behalf, but you’ve better nail that trailer, or the ploy could backfire horribly.

    The internet is the perfect vehicle for advertising, and the “SHARE” button is the greatest marketing tool in the modern era.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Did you hear, they’re making a cartoon of The Killing Joke? Jeebus. Jeebus Chrissy!

    (Hope they fix the ending.)

  • omitted

    Whaddaya gonna do? Hibernate?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Ya gotta if you wanna avoid all superhero and Star Wars discussions on the internet.
    I’ll have plenty of time to darn my socks.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Don’t worry, the scientist men of Hollywood have figured out the perfect trailer formula that makes everything look awesome to the average movie-goer. Hence “all trailers are the same!”

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    BWAHMMM!

  • omitted

    *starch

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Really?

    And what’s wrong with the ending? Or are you just doing some sarcastic jab?

  • DarkFluffy

    Ironic isn’t it? Evil heavy militarized empires like in Star Wars are way cooler for kids than the supposed to be good guys. In my early youth I saw a documentary about the 3rd Reich. Then I had dinner with my parents. I leave the rest to your imagination…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I mean, it could work. They did a good job with Dark Knight Returns and stayed true to the visuals. I trust they’ll do it with this one too. Although I imagine it would be a pretty short film. There’s not a lot of action in the story. So additional fight scenes could be the bane of the project.

    SlashFilm.com: “In years past Mark Hamill has mentioned that he’d love to voice the Joker for a Killing Joke adaptation, but for now that’s just wishful thinking.”

    Why? It’s not like he’s retired or anything.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    DC Comics: “–led to a paralyzed Barbara Gordon to retire as Batgirl…temporarily.” Fuck you, DC.

    “The animated adaptation of Batman: The Killing Joke is executive produced by Bruce Timm and will retell this classic tale in an exciting new way. It’ll also feature an original 15-minute prologue that helps set up the story–”
    Don’t like the sound of that. Oh, and 15-minute prologue for padding.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Batman laughing at a joke? Not a terribly funny joke, as I remember, either.

    Particularly after his friend was just tortured, and his friend’s daughter just raped and crippled.

  • Like Icare

    I believe you underestimate how much of his output has been based on blowjob (and similar) jokes.

  • Sully

    *cocks

  • Uncle Dan

    I find it funny and ironic that it’s a toy considered too edgy from the movie that was most geared toward children.

  • Uncle Dan

    Oh I forgot, you can’t forget ketchup on top.

  • tOmy`

    Except when it comes to porn videos.

  • Sully

    With all of their blue glowy shit, dramatic silences, brown noises, and lasers shooting into the sky, and as much as I prefer Marvel to DC (comics-wise), The Dark Knight and The Dark Knight Rises had the best teaser trailers for any film ever.

  • tOmy`

    I raise you one Night Watch trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMHQsjgQDrA

  • loopydeloop

    Patton Oswalt! You didn’t tell us there would be megagiganticstar cameos? Who are you saving for the actual film? Tig Notaro?

  • Palpatine

    Rich and Jack don’t care for those games, they only like indie games with pixel art graphics, no cutscenes, and no button prompts.

  • Sully

    Those are all about the click bait… or is it click bate?

  • instant relief

    *jailbait

  • Sully

    To be fair, Rich likes more popular games, cut scenes and all. Jack’s the snob that only plays games if they look like they were made before 1988.

  • Like Icare

    Cutscenes and story are important for game immersion.
    And both are a part of explaining the rules and goals of the game.
    Story tells you what you need to do to complete/win the game, cutscenes what you need to do to complete/win the mission/stage/segment.

    Back in the olden days of Red Alert and its amaaaaazing film-like interlaced cutscenes with HonestToGodReal actors a friend of mine who is not really into RTS or tactic games and prefers more direct hand-eye coordination games couldn’t be bothered to watch the cut scenes.
    So… in one of the early Russian stages you get a small group of tanks, and after you clear up the original opposition, you get reinforcements and a mobile construction yard and are supposed to build up a base and complete some further objective.

    He nearly cleared the entire map of the opposition but could not complete the stage, so when we were at his place he asked me and other friends, us being more frequent RTS players, what was he doing wrong.
    He was hauling the mobile construction yard truck around the map, taking out enemy tanks slowly and patiently with just the “reinforcements” he got at the start. And he was winning.

    And he’s a certified genius, multitalented guy who is now completing his doctoral thesis in medicine, for which he “picked up” Java and PHP on account of needing a web site for his project.
    He just doesn’t like cut scenes.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    *jailbate

    It’s different because you’re not fucking them, except with your mind.

  • Ogrot
  • WrongWithYourFace

    I believe tracking it down would prove incredibly difficult. So, unless that note is included in the collected edition of Dark Victory, or you have the specific issue and can tell me what it said, I’m afraid I’m out of luck.

    Nonetheless that’s really cool. Didn’t you say that you knew that one comic artist, too? Ah, yes, the Top 10 artist, Gene Ha. You’ve a lot of interesting comic stories, don’t you?

  • instant relief

    I’m sorry, Master Qui-Gonn!

  • tOmy`

    Olsen Twins.

  • Like Icare

    It is not quite clear… BUT…

    We know that homosexual oral sex is outright bad.
    http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/says_about/homosexuality.html

    And that birth control is frowned upon and punishable by death by god.
    http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/says_about/birth_control.html

    A wet dream is a matter of hygiene, but masturbation is frowned upon cause it is a form of birth control.
    http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/says_about/masturbation.html

    Ergo… as long as she swallows and the guy washes himself afterwards – Bible has no objection.

    But testicular or penile cancer means you can’t go to heaven.
    God REALLY hates people with wounded balls and no penises. He hates them more than Hitler. He kinda likes Hitler.
    http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/says_about/penises.html
    http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/says_about/genocide.html

    Luthor should really quote the Bible in his defense.

  • instant relief

    Jurassic World sucks ass. The end. Thank you very much. Also, thank you, Hollywood, for another soulless product without any likeable characters or an interesting story.

  • Like Icare
  • Like Icare

    They should ask. Maybe they’d do it just to shit on John Stamos.

    Oh… Wait… Was that too soon?
    http://news.moviefone.com/2015/07/14/john-stamos-rehab-substance-abuse/

  • Uncle Dan

    I didn’t know it was online! Hey cool! Been wanting to see this since “How Not to Make a Movie”

  • Sully

    2 girls 1 Stamos?

  • Like Icare

    You could almost see the paychecks.

    Story of my life…

  • Domo

    Maybe Dan Aykroyd will be mistaken for a ghost, shoved into a trap, and released into the containment unit, never to be seen again.

    Melissa McCarthy will re-use the line “Light is green. Trap is clean.”

    And that’ll be the end of Dan Aykroyd’s cameo.

  • Like Icare

    It will be like poetry.

  • Like Icare

    OH! You mean like when Bill Murray got mistaken for a zombie?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=lHBmShA8P28#t=7

  • In The Court Of The Evans King
  • Domo

    Did you want to hear about a new Star Wars rumor about Han Solo’s backstory in the Force Awakens movie?

    Or the Star Wars Comic-Con featurette? Batman porn? There’s even one with Oracle!

    The Internet is awesome!

  • instant relief

    Or like Patton Oswalt’s appearance in Space Cop.
    Too soon?

  • Like Icare

    IIRC it was originally two girls one diaper.

  • instant relief

    I bet Jack secretly masturbates to Let’s Plays of Call of Duty.
    “Mmmm, yeah, I’m gonna pay my respects right in your face.”

  • instant relief

    In a completely unrelated note: did Plinkett ever get a cumshot-proof TV?

  • omitted

    It’s like a glimpse into how my mind works…
    https://www.distractify.com/accidentally-dirty-things-1197888206.html

  • tOmy`

    That Comic-Con feature wasn’t bad at all.

  • omitted

    Like the black guy said: “I can die now.”

  • dollar store cashier wife

    disney are genius at marketting gotta give em that. every TFA promotion piece has been focusing on how much this isn’t like prequels.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    ‘old and bitter and out of touch skinny fat fucks.

  • tOmy`

    Exactly. I just love how the feature starts with: “Real sets.”

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Well, how do you think it should have ended? Batman abruptly punching Joker in the face and saying: “You’re going to Arkham, Joker”?

    I thought it was appropriate. And if you think that Batman isn’t allowed to laugh at jokes, maybe he was laughing more at the situation, rather than the joke. Or, if you go with the implied Batman-killing-Joker theory, he could be laughing empathetically, knowing what he had to do. Plenty of room for interpretation, which is what makes it great.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    *sex

  • loopydeloop

    Patwalt Olsen!?!

  • bruce wayne

    Fair enough. Peace out ✌️

  • RLMkeepitup

    hey we all bought our tickets (looks around room)

  • Uncle Dan

    From what i understand, doing the Joker voice is pretty exhausting and he’s not sure if he can keep doing it as much.

  • Uncle Dan

    Did Patton Oswalt star in early RLM success? I’d watch a Colin montage inserting Patton into the Phantom Menace review.

  • tOmy`

    “Trent Reznor is working on a Fight Club rock opera.”

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Well, he just did it for Arkham Knight, so. Besides, what could be a better swan song to the character? Mark himself has said that if there’s one role as the Joker he really wants to do, it’s The Killing Joke. Ending it with the greatest laugh ever heard. The last laugh of the Clown Prince of Crime, if you will.

  • instant relief

    Yeah, i bought a swirling torrent full of tickets.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Usually the main story is the milk and then Hollywood goes back and tries to pinch the teets again for backstory. Why can’t Solo have been a normal kid with pimples who like the rest of us.. blossomed into a dashing hero.. oh wait.

  • instant relief

    RLM had success? Did I miss something?

  • instant relief

    I hope he dies before completion.

  • tOmy`
  • RLMkeepitup

    but it’s better if you’re in a comfy sticky seat with someone to laugh at the plot with

  • instant relief

    He mustn’t piss on the gopels, man.

  • instant relief

    Great minds think alike. High five, sistuurrrrrr!
    *cough*

  • RLMkeepitup

    when the art of consumption spreads like a virus I start to understand why some country folk are digging bunkers

  • I’m equally excited by the movie and the voice Rich is using.

  • instant relief

    That “someone” part you mentioned requires friends…. soooo… *awkward silence*

  • RubberCop

    “Space Cop” just gets better and better. I’d buy that for a dollar!

  • Like Icare

    Are you a True Detective fan?
    Google Nobuyoshi Araki Erotos. You might see things you recognize.

  • Ogrot

    tOmy’

    If you think that anyone in Activision that has been involved with the COD series is capable of crafting an immersive sci-fi fiction experience that discusses trans-humanism with anymore depth, subtlety, and understanding of tone than a twelve year old with a toy piano then you must not have ever played a single Call of Duty game since MW1. This is like if Micheal Bay created a trailer for a reboot of 2001 Space Odyssey. Even if the trailer looked nice it is Micheal Fucking Bay. I’m not surprised they didn’t cover it.

    Generally speaking they have become the McDonald’s of the multiplayer shooter genre where the effort in the single player campaign is perfunctory at best. The plot lines often revolve around what cool art assets the art people made as our heroic burly white dudes are whisked away from place to place to shoot mostly non-white non burly dudes or Russians in corridors with heavily scripted events to provide the illusion of being part of a wider thing. The weapons have been roughly the same throughout the series, as has been the play style, and the micro-transaction model to milk as much out of the multiplayer draw as possible.

    I don’t see them straying much from this model. Nor the idea of augmentation really changing game play except perhaps having hud filters always (thermo, night, etc), and enemies having stupid hit boxes, gun arms, explodable parts, and invisible unless you have some stupid hud filter on like thermo. In the end it will add up to a new skin for the same old corridor shooter. With a plot as subtle as a Saturday morning cartoon. It will have day one DLC to unlock OP weapons for multiplayer, additional maps, and the option to play as a cyberdog. Deus Ex it will be not.

    AC:R has a pretty pre-rendered cutscene that shows no in engine gameplay. Ubisoft has been doing a great job of creating a reputation for having pre-rendered trailers that look remarkably better than the final product. There is nothing to say about it. It’s another Assassin’s Creed game that at this point is Assassin in name only. The frame narrative went to complete overly elaborate goofball scifi territory, and the character has little use for any stealth mechanics with the wide buffet of ranged instant death options and simple to master counter mechanics that makes dying from falling the only real threat in the games. The settings are pretty and the architecture is great to climb, but that’s really all there is to it. The pirate ship fighting is nice… I think AC has had it’s run.

  • junkevil

    dark souls wasn’t really that hard, it just wasn’t forgiving at all. which is incredibly respectable if you’re an actual gamer, you need to have a chance of losing for it to be a fun game. the harder the game, the more rewarding the victory. it’s why games like dark souls and ftl keep me playing and why “games” like fez and bioshock simply don’t interest me at all.

  • RubberCop

    Who knows how to fabricate a trailer reaction video?

  • tOmy`

    No argument about Black Ops, however they are the only addition to CoD schlock that at least kept me interested throughout the years. Yes, it’s gonna be most likely the same shit, different day; as you said, Deus Ex-ifying or Metal Gear Solid-ifying won’t happen to that franchise. I was merely talking about the trailer – it can come off as cheap when you know what the game is gonna look like anyway, but hey, it was a neat thing to watch.

  • tOmy`

    When you reach the point in your life when every FPS game you play you automatically set on the hardest (or close to hardest, when more than 3 options are available), you do start missing the challenge.

  • Uncle Dan

    I always thought the Assassins Creed franchise should have stayed a trilogy. I loved playing AC2 and it would have been great to conclude the main story with 3 games, possibly with expansions, and that be that.

    But no, they had to make more because of money, and then the story got convoluted as shit, and the gameplay has barely changed.

  • omitted

    After the third time I fell asleep trying to watch the first episodes of season 1 I just gave up.

  • omitted

    You should ask Taco, he gets trailer erections all the time!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    They were supposed to make it a trilogy. I remember one of the biggest names behind the original idea of Assassin’s Creed actually quit after Brotherhood because he found out Ubi was going to milk the franchise instead of sticking to the trilogy plan.

  • Palpatine

    I would like to go deeper. Maybe I can use that device from The Cell.

  • instant relief

    *trailer trash

  • omitted

    *rash

  • Like Icare

    You need to bombard it with solar radiation.

    That creates a magnetron and then a beam flies right into viewer’s eyes, like raiders of the lost arc.

  • Palpatine

    Time to go kind of off-topic. Which is the best John Carpenter movie, Halloween or The Thing?

  • Like Icare

    Oh… well… That’s one of the “clever” “clues” in season 2.

    You know… one of them Purloined Letter type of “clues” where writers think they are being terribly clever cause they are able to waive one hand in the air while masturbating with the other over the pile of pointless disjointed references they are piling on for viewers to dig into, confusing the height of the pile of shit for depth and reference for wisdom.

  • Like Icare

    Big Trouble in Little China.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    They Live.

  • Palpatine

    I’m ashamed to admit that Halloween and The Thing are the only Carpenter movie’s I’ve seen.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    It’s alright. I haven’t seen Halloween. It seems boring.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I’m sure that will come out soon. Just like tension 2013 dvd/bluray, The Fragile 5.1 vinyl reissue,ghosts short film festival and year zero 2.

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0gfdMqiM1_U/T2uxZ0fnraI/AAAAAAAACSU/747JcUSjiR4/s1600/waiting+skeleton.jpg

    any day now..

  • DarkFluffy

    Agree. I simply enjoy the world. I come from Zelda for SNES but the franchise went into the wrong direction to interest younger instead of adult gamers, I guess. Seiken Densetsu 1, Drakengard, Dark/Demons Souls and Dragons Dogma are these kind of adventure I want to play. The adult Legend of Zelda where cruel things happens and we become emotionaly involved. Dark Souls has so much more to offer than just beeing a PvP or “Hard game”. That nobody mentioned that of these so called fans makes me wonder if they played the same Dark Souls I have played. They just used the same phrases over and over.

  • Sully

    I agree. I love most of his movies, but that’s the only one I could set on repeat and watch over and over. It’s also one of the most quotable films ever made.

  • Palpatine

    It’s not boring per-say, it just takes its swell time building up to kills and setting up the characters.

  • omitted

    Hold on, I was just “praying” Jay would take me “bowling”…

  • Ogrot

    Probably that and the fact that the game went from trying to be a stealth assassin game to being a straight up action hero game. Granted the stealth system in AC: 1 sucked, but they threw out the baby with the bathwater on that mechanic. I would’ve liked to have seen a game where assassination and stalking victims was actually the game mechanic. Not fuck it I’m bumrushing the castle, because no mob of guards can kill me.

  • Brian Levine

    First! Oh, wait………..

  • Brian Levine

    I just fabricated a trailer reaction all over my desk.

  • Ogrot

    Well in their defense DS 1 > DS 2 in almost all aspects of story, level design, and enemy design. The only place where DS 2 is an improvement is the handling of some of the gameplay mechanics (I actually like the jump button mapped on the R3 trigger), the powerstance dual wielding concept added to builds, and poise is a lot less OP since it is actually breakable.

    As far as difficulty is concerned Dark Souls had a few things going against it at it’s release time when it came to typical consumption of the Action RPG genre. Generally games that look and play like Dark Souls from that time period were all about the player spamming attack as fast as possible because hits always interrupted the enemy and enemy hits rarely interrupted you. These games rewarded you for playing like this. So when you saw a third person hack and slash that was what you did. Watching Jack’s and Rich’s playthrough demonstrated this same flawed approach. Dark Souls does a terrible job of explaining that it is a different beast in those regards. One reason is Fromsoft just had terrible localisation services at the time. So in game explanations lacked detail they would of needed.

    The second is Dark Souls set out to do something radically different. They wanted the player to have to pay attention to the setting to discover gameplay and story. Ambushes in the game are signposted in the setting if you pay attention whether it burn scars on the ground, a pile of corpses or blood in a specific area. It is one of the few games where the information provided by the setting artwork is actual gameplay information. Almost no one does that. Additionally paying attention to the enemies animations signposts attacks giving you cues to roll, hunker down behind your shield, or put in a parry. And again, no one at this point trusted the audience enough to expect them to master such subtlety. Instead people like Rock Steady put blue button prompts above the enemy heads to let you know it’s time to counter. But Arkham was a good game despite some of the hand holding. Digressions aside, Dark Souls was in its time a very tough nut to get into. It didn’t even seem to tell you a story, because most players were trained by previous games to expect cut scene interludes to tell you what the fuck is happening. Dark Souls wanted you to piece it all together based on the item descriptions (some of which weren’t localised well) and the vague pieces you gathered from the various NPC’s in the game. Discovering the story was a game within the game itself. A puzzle to be discovered in disparate pieces and stitched together from dialogues, item descriptions, and the architecture of the setting itself. It is a storytelling style that can only be done in a game.

    In contrast Bloodborne’s localisation shows that the days of terrible translations are behind Fromsoft. And the formula of putting the information in the setting itself instead of in a pre-rendered talky cutscene is the hallmark of Miyazaki’s style. And I hope the future of games.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    The Thing. I’m not sure it’s even close (no demerits to Halloween, but The Thing is one of those perfect movies, imo).

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Just because there’s real sets and practical effects, it doesn’t necessarily mean it will be a good movie. Munchie Strikes Back had real sets and real puppets. Practically no CGI.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    So hyped about another sequel to Trancers! Jack Deth has let himself go.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Halloween. I love The Thing though. I also don’t have MacReady tattooed on my chest…yet (unlike Michael Myers). This begs an interesting question though, how would we rank all of Carpenter’s films? Top 5 at least?

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    You need to watch Assault on Precinct 13. It and Starman are on Netflix.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    I’m still hoping Ryan Gosling is the Moon Mayor. I recall the twitter campaign to make this happen.

  • Steven Ciofalo

    I better be able to order this on “Shot On Red” 4K triple Blu-Ray.

  • Mike Magnum

    I know a lot of people don’t like the formulaic nature of the Marvel Movies. But i have to say i prefer them to the “let me slit my wrist” DC movies. I could only imagine what would happen if you showed Man of Steel to people with suicidal thoughts.

  • omitted

    Ryan and Jay in the same movie?! I’ll die of dehydration…

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    One last thing before I go…
    Harper Lee has turned Atticus Finch into a white supremacist. I’ll be thinking of that the next time I start to bitch about Johnny Storm being played by a black actor.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I thought it was pretty bad.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    But hold on a minute! He had an iconic cap! Yours for only 79.99!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Dark Star

  • dollar store cashier wife

    pretty much. however like I said this is perfect for them to show off[market] how they are not following the pratfalls of the prequels.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    But couldn’t oral be seen as a form of birth control, as well?

  • Palpatine

    I don’t know much about To Kill A Mockingbird, but wasn’t that character defending a black man in a court case?

  • Bahareh

    Was that the Kurlan naiskos at 0:42?

  • Like Icare

    Nope. For the same reasons that anal is OK.
    As explained in the video above.

  • tOmy`

    I don’t know much about Mockingbird, but I am pretty sure that Eminem broke that birdie’s neck, because noone fucks with dad.

  • tOmy`

    *Shit On Redlettermedia?

  • tOmy`

    He is working on that with Fincher. If everything goes as planned (or alleged), it should be a Broadway show.

  • tOmy`

    Aight, it is time to be attention seeking cheerleader yet again, but see ya in the next few days, another hipster festival deserves my party spirit! The question being: Will anything beat Die Antwoord? We shall see when I return!

    Take care, oddities.

  • TheManHole

    Every time I visit this page all I can think of is Rich’s big wiener for some reason.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    Ketchup on a hot dog?!

    There really is something wrong with you hack frauds!

  • RLMkeepitup

    did the guys go to Comic Con this year to promote the movie?

  • Dionysus

    “It’s extraordinarily rare to find one intact”
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRBti0SxKdY

  • TheManHole

    Star Wars Episode Seven:
    No guys really we swear this is nothing like the prequels!

    Coming December 18, 2015

  • Earth

    You monster.

  • TheManHole
  • Earth

    I haven’t really been following it. All I know is that I can’t stand Harley Quinn’s new look (with the corset, bleached skin and red and black hair).

    I think a friend put it best for me when he said that, if this is how she’d looked when she started, she wouldn’t have gained the popularity that she did.

    Considering how New 52 has done nothing to solve the issue of the storytelling clusterfuck superhero stories get themselves into, it all does seem pretty pointless.

  • Earth

    Had you not seen it? This is how it all began. From what I recall, the trailer was shot in a day.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    1) The Thing

    2) Escape From New York

    3) Halloween

    4)Big Trouble in Little China

    5) The Fog
    …………………………………………….
    ∞ -3)Escape From LA

    ∞ -2)Village of the Damned remake

    ∞ -1)Vampires

    ∞) Ghosts of Mars

  • Earth

    A thousand times this. I just love 30 minutes of a movie being devoted to chasing a red beach ball around.

  • Earth

    For me the build up’s the best bit.

  • fred

    Well, you payed money to see it like thousands of other schlubs. What the hell did you expect?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS YET?!?!?

  • Earth

    As much as I love Halloween, The Thing is pretty much just perfect. The special effects are amazing. The story and concept is creative, interesting and scary, and it’s the most Lovecraftian non-Lovecraft movie ever made.

  • Like Icare

    They wanted to but then they heard it was like genocide and changed their minds.

  • RLMkeepitup

    you have a life, it’s okay we understand

  • Like Icare

    You need to use the RSS and make yourself a live bookmark thingie in your browsing software solution.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I seen some videos, it looked crowded as hell

  • Like Icare

    It’s probably cause people keep dropping them.

  • Earth

    I resent that sir, my spending 12 hours a day on this site has had no effect on my social life whatsoever.

    By the way, I was in a discount store today and not only did I find The Gremlins on DVD, I even found GREMLINS 2 The New Batch. Aw man, I can’t wait…

  • omitted

    Been distracted by a vagoogoo, now have we?

  • TheManHole

    Wait was it always intended to be a movie or was the firs trailer a joke trailer?

  • Earth

    It still bothers me how they mentioned Final Fantasy 7 only to insult it.

    You don’t have to like the game but jesus there’s a lot of interesting stuff to say about why a remake is being made, the history of Square Enix etc.

  • Earth

    It was intended to be the start of filming I think, but they were all ill (or someone was ill) and there were problems so they just said fuck it and made a joke trailer out of the footage they had.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Which internet brower should I use?

  • TheManHole

    That is pretty funny a real movie that was made into a joke that was then turned into a real movie. Only RLM can get away with something so crazy.

  • Like Icare

    I use a Firefox, but I presume others have similar RSS solutions.
    Chrome has an RSS extension.
    https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/rss-subscription-extensio/nlbjncdgjeocebhnmkbbbdekmmmcbfjd?hl=en

  • RLMkeepitup

    all the mom and pops are gone in my town, hell the EB games even closed. I’ve heard many of the shops are on the West Coast.

  • Domo

    But being a RLM Junkie has so many benefits!

    Like…

    Well, I’ll get back to you on that.

  • Domo
  • Like Icare

    Apparently now he did it cause its his job to defend people.
    But he was actually all kinds of “white power”.
    http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/14/books/review/harper-lees-go-set-a-watchman.html

    Two decades later, when the events of “Go Set a Watchman” take place, white do