Space Cop now available on Blu-ray!

January 12, 20163,410 Comments

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Space Cop is here! He’s on the case. The Space Cop blu-ray is now available!

Filed in: Feature Films

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    LYING!

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Spinning media? How retro. NERDS.

  • OrangeChrome

    I’m even MORE retro, as I’d prefer DVD.

  • tOmy`

    I like how you are not trying to pander to your fanbase at all.

    #BeggingForMoney

  • Cream-A-Thon

    What about Betamax, Laserdisc, or Kinescope, I mean why not?

  • RickMoranis

    All I have is VHS player you hacks.

  • fred

    I don’t have a blue-ray player.

  • Welcome Back Otter

    Oh my gooooooooooooooood!

  • Slim Jim

    Fukkin’ bought. Can’t wait!!!!!!

  • What do we have to do to Rich Evans to get a digital copy? Something violent? Something sexy? Something violently sexy?

  • RickMoranis

    They’ve been reading the comment sections, haven’t they?

  • OrangeChrome

    I’ve got three RCA Video Disc players. Can I have it on that?

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Now that this crap is out of the way we can double the Pre Rec workload and get more episodes up.

  • tOmy`

    With all fairness: Good job, hack frauds. I am buying it the very moment it is available in the digital form.

    Then I will do my best to buy all the physical copies and make the biggest bonfire world has ever seen, in order to prevent this disease from spreading to other human beings.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Holy shit this trailer has more pandering then Star Wars and Marvel movies combined. Are you really that desperate?

  • fred

    I assumed they would at least have it on fucking DVD like all their other hack films.

  • Balthazar Sleazebaggano

    “From the time the script was wrote, up until post production was completed, Space Cop took exactly 12 years to make.”

    – IMDb page for Space Cop

  • tOmy`

    It is a clever homage to the time when they didn’t suck.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    So, how soon til we get a fan re-edit?

  • What do you want amigo?

    World peace?

    A bussload of women?

    Bill Gates bank account numbers?

    NOOOOOO!

    Space Cop? Starring Rich Evans?

    YEEEEEEEES!

  • ALL THE JOKES! Classic, classic Stoklasa!

  • tOmy`

    The more imminent question is: How soon till it gets a single fan?

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Rotten Tomatoes hasn’t added it yet, do they just do theatrical releases?

  • tOmy`

    I think they are just avoiding straight-to-trashbin releases.

  • RickMoranis

    I kinda wish that Mike Stoklasa did the voiceover for this trailer.

  • Marvin

    Oh man, I’m so excited, I nearly had another cup of tea … that’s a Thin Blue Line with Rowan Atkinson reference.

  • Cocktimus Prime

    Sold. Good job, you hack frauds.

  • OrangeChrome

    Can’t wait to buy it on a format that I can play. Pretty much anything but Blu-Ray.

  • DD?

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Yet Double Down has a 54% audience score.

  • tOmy`

    That is just referring to the portion of your brain that survives the viewing.

  • His case… blu-ray.

  • Alexandria Sanders

    great, i need to get a blu-ray player.

  • Domo

    I don’t know whether to buy this Blu-Ray now, or wait a few months for the special edition Space Cop that’s sure to come out.

    Hopefully it’ll include the superhero ketchup dispenser that I’ve always wanted!

  • RickMoranis

    Betamax?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Neil Breen indoctrinated those sheeple.

  • RickMoranis

    I’ll wait for the three-hour director’s cut.

  • caye74

    ffs, I want DD now! Now I tell you!

  • OrangeChrome

    I’ll probably just wait for the Criterion Collection.

  • Does the quality even match up for HD Blu-Ray? I’m thinking 576p 4:3… most of Jay Baumanns work is. Looking at you Pork Pork In Space.

  • From bandcamp: “The movie is not rated, but probably an R rating so don’t show it to your stupid kids”.

    -I’m not planning to show it to anyone!

  • Andrew

    Holy Fuck!

    Ordered!

    Edit: Where’s the digital download?

  • Cream-A-Thon

    *in-dick-trinated.

  • Balthazar Sleazebaggano

    Yeah this is garbage, I thought we were going to be getting this…

    http://pre01.deviantart.net/9820/th/pre/f/2013/117/3/b/space_cop_vhs_by_themadbutcher-d638rip.jpg

  • This announcement just gave me an extended edition.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Hey, but it took care of your blue balls, amirite?
    Thank you, try the veal!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    dios mios! give em a break cabron! They may have more money then Robert Rodriguez when he made El Mariachi but they don’t have talent,determination or ambition to make a feature film that isn’t ironic. Film that shit in 360p and you’re good to go!

    #ay caramba

  • Red Skeleton

    YES! YES! YES! Congratulations, you finally did it!!

  • RickMoranis

    Holy Fuck!

    Your icon makes me uncomfortable!

  • I’m not watching this unless I can see a 70mm roadshow presentation.

  • Domo

    I hope it doesn’t match up for HD Blu-Ray. That’ll make this film release even more hysterical.

  • Luka Putarek

    Is it Europe supported?

  • RickMoranis

    Hurry up with the digital download, I’m starting to writhe.

  • Domo

    Man, you’re charging Disney prices for your Blu-Ray, and you don’t even have a vault to put your movie in to create a false sense of demand!

    Joking aside, I’m super psyched to get this movie! Now when people I don’t like show up at my house, I can play Space Cop and know they’ll never want to visit ever again!

  • Nero 6.0 – CD-Video! SOLD!

  • All regions! For all foreigners!

  • Seriously, no DVD? You guys are going to make me finally buy a fucking Blu-Ray. Ugh. Get off my lawn.

  • Mark Bisone

    Does this mean I have to shoot a giant blue laser cannon into space to watch Rick Evan fall down?

  • RLM! Can I play this on my ‘Pioneer PD-707 V’? Space Cop is backwards compatible, right?

  • Cream-A-Thon

    A purple space bazooka should do just fine.

  • Domo

    If you have bad aim, you can always use a gatling laser gun.

    http://media2.s-nbcnews.com/j/streams/2013/july/130705/6c8165004-laser.nbcnews-fp-360-360.jpg

  • Percy Gryce

    Is the DVD version included with the Bluray?

  • Andrew

    Sorry Rick. It’s a Shadow from the television science fiction drama show, Babylon 5.

    Enjoy your retirement. We all miss you but we respect and understand your decision.

  • Like Icare

    Who do you think you are? Jerry Lewis?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    You lost your audience:

    http://i.imgur.com/QtEkjn1.png

  • tOmy`

    Not to be that commie, but what is it with western world and the lack of blu ray players?

  • Like Icare

    That ketchup dispenser is worth the wait…

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Do you even buy movies you TV loving whore?

  • tOmy`

    *weight

  • tOmy`

    From time to time. I am more of a book / music collector editions kinda cheerleader.

    I do have Attack of the Clones on VHS.

  • Like Icare

    Fuck Truffaut!

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Domo

    Don’t people know you can just buy a XBox/PS4 console to watch your blu-ray movies?!

    Talk about a bargain!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    References aren’t jokes. 0/10. Unsubscribed.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    And I have Revenge of The Sith on DVD.

    #swag #swimminginmoney #richlife #yolo #nohootsgivenson

  • *secretly watches movie adaptations and buys books to appear smart*

  • Like Icare

    That too.

  • eeeh

    Oh man, here we go…

    It’s here at last!!!!!!!

  • I had the Phantom Menace on VHS. I borrowed it from someone. Never bothered to watch OR return it. I think I’m doing them favour.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Domo

    Well, if your New Year’s Resolution was to not masturbate, there’s always next year. We won’t hold it against you.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” is my favorite piece of classical literature.

  • Som

    It’s worth buying a bluray player for…it’s gonna be great 😛

  • Like Icare

    Wasn’t that David Bowie’s New Year’s resolution too?

    #2S00N?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    just like how making something intentionally bad doesn’t make it a genuinely enjoyable bad movie but that’s what standards are for. To be broken.

  • Moke

    ever heard of console wars? that’s the answer.

  • tranglec

    First time I wish I had a BluRay player.

  • Or… plug your PC to a TV… A Blu-Ray drive costs way less than a console.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Are you referring to The Amazing Bulk?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    too much hassle. I want everything to work with two button presses because everything should be designed like Mario.

    #Do you even Mario bro?

  • Domo

    That was the joke, Maggit!

    Why’d you have to bring logic into this?! Why?! You Rip Torn-Willy Wonka-surgical reconstruction person, you!

  • Bhazor

    Bah how we can cram our comments with RLM memes when the video is already doing it. Thumbs down. Unsubscribe.

  • It’ll remove that annoying Mike Stoklasa. I swear, he’s like fucking Anakin.

  • Domo

    They didn’t put a picture of Ronald Reagan in their video. So they left that for us, at least.

    Maybe we can turn all our avatars into Ronald Reagans. That’ll show RLM who’s boss!

  • tOmy`

    I don’t have RotS.

    I have OT recorded from TV on VHS, the first special edition set, the gold edition boxset and Ep 1 + Ep 2 on VHS.

  • Now, Domo, don’t make me undergo facial reconstruction. I mean, there was a time when my face looked like Willem Dafoe’s for Christ’s sake!

  • Domo

    I always liked that one. It was so bright and colorful.

    Now your avatar looks like a Zack Snyder film.

  • Just a temporary setback. I need to pass through a gritty reboot stage to get to the colorful and whimsical soft-reboot.

  • tOmy`

    Nah, as almost everyone from a family with a book background, we just hoard this shit:

    http://i.imgur.com/b8Grma4.jpg

  • Linkin Park poster in the corner. UNSUBSCRIBED.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Needs more jpeg artefacts and less Lincoln Park posters.

  • tOmy`

    I think you can see it on all webcam photos I posted. Thankfully, the episode 1 poster is not.

  • tOmy`

    I ain’t no artheist. I turn my laptop, press spacebar and hit upload.

    #BasicBitch

  • tOmy`

    *Pride and Prejudice vs. Zombies

  • tOmy`

    *who’s the crook

  • Polio joke? Polio and… uhm… David Bowie! As in David Bowie, the dead guy! The first thing that man ever did right was polio!

    #gladyourdead2016

  • tOmy`

    Aw, fuck, wrong president. Don’t mind me.

  • OrangeChrome

    For me, I bought tons of DVD’s, then HD became a thing. I’m not going to buy them all again when DVD quality is just fine, imo. You commie bastard!

  • Marvin

    They’re probably teasing us with the lack of Space Cop on DVD.

    That being said: when’s the next Half in the Bag?

  • tOmy`

    I have a blu ray player and the only time I used it was when I was setting it.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Have you tried spining it…in a camp fire that is? I heard that’s a good trick.

  • OrangeChrome

    Well done.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Now you just pissed me off.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Count me among those without a Blu Ray player here.

    It’s fine, I’ll wait for digital. Will make it easier to masturbate to.

    Aw yeah, Space Cop. I f*cking love Space Cop.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    I’ll go first.

  • It’ll be out on Blu-ray next week.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Dammit! No VHS?

    UNSUBSCRIBE

  • VHS? What about Betamax? It’s clearly the superior standard.

  • OrangeChrome

    Me too. You’d think digital download would be the first available option, seeing as it’s already digital. Then again, I know nothing about releasing a movie.

  • Palpatine

    What’s wrong with your faaaaaaace?!

  • Turnip for presid… oh wait, that’s not Trump.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Different puppet.

  • Aren’t they all puppets of the one Judeo-Masonic world government?

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Um, various hands, depending on the ass.

  • I like that anal-gy.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I bet in 6 months there’s a “Director’s Cut 3D Collector’s Edition”. I’m not falling for that double dip.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Edgy!

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    If I’mma gonna keep this avatar for this thread (and for the 2016 election cycle), I’mma gonna need a new username.

    I’m thinking Mommy’sBonzo. Maybe The Man Who Sold the World.

    Any better suggestions?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Harmy is already working on Space Cop: The Despecialized Edition, using the original footage from the 2007(ish) GMP Pictures version that was never completed.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Oh, look it’s Rich Evans and he just got stepped on by the Hulk. And Rich Evans said, “That’s hot.”

  • Palpatine

    Is that username a refrence to something?

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Both.

  • Palpatine

    *the Bulk

  • Mark Bisone

    Pyoo, pyoo, with my laser gat,
    caught you snooping on my superweapon just like Zaat.
    Now I’ll strap you to the table, yeah,
    and aim it at your labia,
    Infect your babies with rabies then rain acid on Arabia.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Oh, look it’s Jessi’s band and her back up singers are the Chipmunks.

  • tOmy`

    Oh, look, it’s pre-rec episode.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    It’s a reference to a wonderful Mike Myers movie that was adapted into a shitty book for little kids.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Jack just got stepped on by Iron Man!

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    And he’s Thor.

    #GetIt?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Amy Winehouse?

  • Palpatine

    The one you want to change it to.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Serious question: I’m not sure how you guys do refunds, so I wanted to know if I put down money for this and happen to enjoy it can you refund me my self-respect?

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    You know I’m no good.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You get an email.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Captain Jack Swallows

  • Lucid Flux

    But will it be on VHS?

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Well, I need a Reagan joke.

    Mommy’s Bonzo = Reagan always called his wife Mommy, and he starred in a movie with a chimp named Bonzo.

    The Man Who Sold the World is timely and a political statement.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Mark Spitz, Olympic swimmer.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    NAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • BCFC25

    Rich Evans is the key to all this cause hes a…. oh wait you fuckers beat us to it.

    If i cant quote George Lucas quotes anymore cause you beat us to the punch then i will have to take my George Lucas quotes elsewhere!

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Cheese.

  • Mitchell Nacho Tash?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I am Beowulf!

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    I do not like green eggs and ham. I will not eat them, Sam-I-Am.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I Am Sam is a great comedy.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Sean Penn punked El Chapo.

  • Palpatine

    Tear Down This Wall, how does that sound? Or maybe Darth Reagan because of his Star Wars program.

  • How about “NotACrook” for maximum hackfraudery?

    It’s funny because it’s the wrong president.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Nixon owns that, and Reagan was a crook. Sends the wrong message.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Where’s the beef
    -Sean Penn to El Chapo

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Unfortunately the DVD is only available for digital download and the VHS has to be streamed. Hack frauds…

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Sound like compliments. That wouldn’t work.

  • Luka Putarek

    Fuck yes, thanx.

  • joer_40

    $25? you hacks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jk

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Chimichanga!

    His name…Space Cop. Available on Blu-Ray.

  • Reaganomaniac? Oh-Reagan-oh? Ding-Dong-The-Dick-Is-Dead?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Hey, a 12 year old’s tweet.

  • Mark Bisone

    Considering all the tens and tens of potential buyers out there, they just might make their money back.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Trickle Down Piss?

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Half in the Bag memes on a Space Cop video is borderline incest.

  • joer_40

    It’s like boyhood. IT TOOK 12 YEARS TO MAKE

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    And you get an e-mail. And you get an e-mail. And you get an e-mail.

  • Palpatine

    Darth Reagan isn’t cuz Sith ‘r bad guys.

  • tOmy`

    Just their revenues from the Central Europe region alone will pay for all the water they drank during the production.

  • Reaga(n?)tron.

  • Domo

    You thought that was water?

    Hahahahaha!

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    I was Darth Grumpy, though. Can I be Darth Reagan, also? I can be two things. Thing One n’ Two Things! It’s so dense, it’s like poetry.

    Mind blown!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    $50

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Reagatron 5000

  • OrangeChrome

    I just hope the DVD version, which I’m buying when released, will have all the awesome special features too. I hope I won’t be punished. Mmmm, punished. Kreygasm

  • tOmy`

    I ain’t paying for their weak, American pissbeer. Czechs have standards, goddammit!

    Or… at least one standard.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    You thought that was beer?

  • Mark Bisone

    uisce beatha

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Nobody around here settles for borderline. That’s for the wussies on Reddit.

  • Palpatine

    It’ll have the same “special features” that DVD’s from the late 90’s had.

  • joer_40

    They got the Patton Oswalt from Nature Calls, This is gonna be Oscar material right here.

  • Palpatine

    Yes. This.

  • tOmy`

    *from Justified.

  • OrangeChrome

    Feature Presentation! Interactive Menu! *that is all*

  • Palpatine

    Sure you can!

  • Palpatine

    He’s a fan of RLM after all.

  • OrangeChrome

    I’ll pay $25 for the DVD, as long as it’s got the goods.

    Nope, I’m not going to drop this DVD release issue. Kappa (wrong site)

  • Captain Turbo

    Patton Oswalt from the Breakfast at Tiffany’s episode of Seinfeld.

  • OrangeChrome

    Aren’t we all? I mean, HACK FRAUDS!

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    I resemble that remark.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Patton Oswalt’s voice from RATATOUILLE.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Mike has become self aware on unprecedented levels!!

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Personally I’m holding out for the entire Space Cop trilogy. I hate cliffhangers.

  • OrangeChrome

    Did he just refer to himself in the fourth person?!

  • Fartastic


    ……
    Where’s the new Plinkett review?

  • We and I?

  • Domo

    I like how RLM’s promo video has for its loading screen:

    (yes it’s a real movie. Sort of”

    Shoddy contsruction is even included in their spellcheck software.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Close-parenthesis is for the sequel.

    #World-Building.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    *Gachigasm

  • FUCK OFF!

  • OrangeChrome

    Mike the trailer voice talks about Mike the actor, so at least third person, once removed, or fourth person, idk. My brain hurts due to the complexity of it all. It’s going to be great.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Yay! I’m not the only one! You notice, however, Domo hasn’t yet joined in, and it’s her idea!

  • Well, she’s an enabler.

  • Wolvy

    Blumpkin.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Santa hats were like, BAM, Done.

    Just goes to show…Kids these days don’t wanna Make America Great.

  • I’m still trying to work my username out… nothing quite fits…

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    I’m a fan of Magg Reagoon.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    By that logic Adam Sandler should take me out to dinner.

  • Something between Max Headroom – maggit – Ronald Reagan and a vagoon. I guess it stays.

  • Palpatine

    Maybe I should change my username as well.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    I’mma fan.

  • Change your hair at least.

  • Palpatine

    What’s wrong with my haaaaaaaair?!

  • Not Reagan enough.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    You’re already the most evil man in a galaxy far, far away, a long time ago.

    Reagan seems like a demotion for you.

  • DoobzMcgee

    I just came and shat all at once… but I do that all the time anyway, and it had nothing to do with the release of Space Cop.

  • Fartastic

    You’re just scared it’s going to be Men in Black, aren’t you?

  • Maybe…

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Your mother must be so proud.

  • Palpatine

    Whenever I think of Max Headroom, I always think of that broadcast hacking incident.

  • Palpatine

    Thanks for telling us that.

  • I’ve seen that. It looks a bit creepy.

  • Ogrot

    When are they going to review Space Cop on Half in the Bag resulting in an apocalyptic hack fraud implosion?

  • OrangeChrome

    From the same hole, I hope.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Calm down, M. Night Shyamalan.

  • OrangeChrome

    When is Space Cop: Episode II?!

  • Congratulations! It’s a beautiful little brown-white baby! Now flush it down, please.

  • Strong_Bow

    Has anyone seen it yet?

  • Yeah, it sucked.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Like I’m the only one who looks at their poop!

  • Uh… The postal service would have to work faster than our broadband connections.

  • tOmy`

    I used a very sophisticated software to predict the number of Space Cop copies that will be sold in Europe in the next fiscal quarter. After inputing all the necessary data, triangulating all the triangles, solving a complicated math formula and buying a new hamster, I came to a staggering conclusion:

    8.1546486453512

    While the number might appear small, it is worth noting that:
    1) It is 0.0000000004 more people than it was pre-release of this trailer
    2) Given the budget of the movie, they will still make around 4 cents.

  • Strong_Bow

    figured…

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Look at you, Math-y boy! Now slap some mouse ears on a Reagan photo and get with the cool kids!

  • Did you consult that with a team of scientists? Or with Scientist-Man?

  • tOmy`

    And that’s when homing pigeons come in handy…

    #ToldYouSo

  • OrangeChrome

    Numbers are hard.

  • But it wasn’t as bad as Fury Road.

  • Strong_Bow

    #dronedaze

  • iiiis

    Mike loved that joke.

  • tOmy`

    Well, it was the hamster who did all the heavy lifting.

  • OrangeChrome

    I look at your poop too.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Richard Gere’s gerbil sighs.

  • tOmy`

    I took the Chinese food delivery kid a hostage.

  • DoobzMcgee

    I already heard it fucking SUCKS! Go ahead and spend your money to support their booze and drug habits, and fuck you Wisconsin for not shipping New Glarus beer to where I live.

  • Domo

    Wait, what are you naming your hamster?

    Jake Lloyd? Eddie Furlong? Corey Feldman?

  • tOmy`

    Breakfast.

  • OrangeChrome

    Space Cop reminds me of a movie I made called, CopJock 02.

  • Strong_Bow

    I do, every time…

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    I edited my post from “my poop” to “their poop” to avoid this kind of thing.

    But, I’ll allow it. Been doing the fiber thing. What can I say? It’s well-formed.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I kinda hope that’s physically impossible, as I plan to live forever

  • Domo

    #Toosoon

  • OrangeChrome

    I’ll allow it too.

    Sounds like a nice thing there.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Something something thing something.

  • tOmy`

    As seen in the Vanity Fair magazine: “With the fiber diet, 50 is the new well-formed poop.”

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Speaking of Warcraft…This was just like old times, but I gotta split like bananas, ice cream, and that disgusting pineapple sh!t.

    All you beautiful people have fun and be cool about fire safety.

  • Fartastic

    Legend has it anyone who watches Space Cop dies a quick and painful, yet hilarious death.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Just Keep It Offa My Lawn!

  • OrangeChrome

    The 12 year release will finally have it all. The Rock as CopJock, Burt Reynolds as The Commish, The Coach and The Crooked Gambler. Burt’s a hell of an actor, he can play all three roles, no problem.

  • Strong_Bow

    Asparagus and brussell sprouts promote a strong, almost germanic stool.

  • OrangeChrome

    Sorry, all I read was “fire”. Gotta go now too. Peace for now all.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Yeah, yeah. We all saw Temple of Doom.

  • DoobzMcgee

    (^– totally kidding i hope you know . everyone actually needs to buy this … i hope I’m allowed to curse on here..)

  • Palpatine

    You can curse all you want on here!

  • Don’t you see how well you’d look with that hairdo?
    http://i.imgur.com/xw79lkK.jpg

  • eateateat

    Will there be a 4:3 pan-and-scan version for VHS?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    *listens to trance music to confuse anyone keeping tabs on him*

  • I wouldn’t call it hilarious. Grotesque, maybe.

  • Captain Turbo

    Is it coming out on LaserDisc? I’m getting the old Magnavox warmed up!

  • Domo

    Maybe RLM will finally come out with a Windows Phone App for their fans.

    Seeing as hardly anyone uses Windows phones, it’ll fit this current media situation nicely.

  • Magnet link?

  • Jay’s banhammer is very gentle the first time around.

  • Palpatine

    Ew.

  • Jay, I keeed! I keeed!

  • OMNI

    Where’s the HD digital download? Fucking Hack Frauds….

  • OMNI

    So it’s got to be good.

  • Oc3anman

    One must look at one’s excrement; for if we turn our backs on it, it may become angry and cause damage to our respective apartments. In the words of Peter Gabriel, “Lord! Here comes the flood!”

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Confirmed for/by Jay.

    He said as much in one of the Pre-Rec streams, that a very limited VHS release could happen.

  • Oc3anman

    Space Cop is clearly meant to be the fourth episode in a series much larger than just a standalone picture

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Who here ever imagined you were going to get a new Star Wars and Space Cop within a month of each other? We live in exciting times, ladies and gentlemen.

  • Herbert West

    Rekt

  • A mediocre Star Wars film gets you excited?

  • Moke
  • OMNI

    It was good

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    My early review: It’s like Trancers, if Present Day Charles Band went back in time to direct it and sucked the life and charm out of it. Also, Rich Evan’s sex scene is amazing. So based on the incredibly well executed fucking seen with Rich and Mike Stoklasa’s performance I give it 2 out 4 flipping Troma cars.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I don’t know, I haven’t seen it yet, nor do I ever plan to.

  • tOmy`

    I was rethinking my stance on the 25$ price tag and came to a conclusion that it is indeed a fair price, especially considering all the hurdles connected with the production:

    Rich Evan’s cat allergies, general lack of talent, alcoholism, onset ineptness, working with Jack Packard, positioning of A camera and B camera, kidnapping Patton Oswalt and actually working for a change.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    I am prepared to purchase this if a new full length Plinkett review is in the works.

  • Paulus Nuns

    I’m still waiting for their Flop Predictor

  • RLMkeepitup

    I was going to order one just so Mike would see a sale pop up tonight… Thanks for letting me off the hook! jk I’m getting it too.

  • Space Cop will outshine TFA anyways. I’m sure.

  • Havok Solo

    Space Cop is the worse thing since my son! 😛

  • Amontillado

    YAAAAAAAAAY!

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    No way! I RECOGNIZE these memes!

  • OMNI

    I sure would like that

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    “Joking aside”–
    NO! NO, DOMO!
    There will NEVER be sincerity in this webzone! We’re emotionally stunted manchildren and we will NEVER STOP JOKING!
    *Jerks off droid and puts on Darth Vader mask to hide sobbing.*

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Now that Space Cop is over and done with… when’s the next Plinkett review?

  • Commander X

    Space Cop DVD extras including the riveting behind the scenes footage of Oswalt and Rich Evans having their chins measured and compared.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    Mike needs to recharge his Dark Energies before he can churn out a Plinkett review.
    His glowing review of ‘Jurassic World’ a few months ago shows that he is not yet ready.
    But the Dark Side of the Force calls his name.
    And once Mike responds to the call of the Darkness, his words will be slurred and he’ll sound vaguely like Buffalo Bill.

  • His name… Caps Lock.

  • That means your son is the best thing ever?

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    Jesus, did Jack rape and murder the girlfriend of every RLM fan? Why all the hate?
    (EDIT: I’ve just been informed that Jack, under the guise of his alter-ego ‘Fuckbot 5000’, has, indeed, raped and murdered the girlfriend of every RLM fan. I apologize for my insensitive comment and my prayers go out to the victims of the families.)

  • Hey, care to donate some money to my Space Cop Relief Funding Charity Kickstarter?

  • He’s the hero nobody deserved.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    …and the one who came, anyway.
    (Ha! Rape jokes! I love ’em!)

  • The Force Arapens? Ok, I’m sorry. I’m deleting my account.

  • Percy Gryce

    Have you & Mrs. Bisone started drinking whiskey sours without me?

  • NicCagesHair

    Come on RLM where was the marketing blitz? One trailer then a release? We need 3 teaser trailers, 4 regular trailers, billboard ads, magazine highlight articles, and a guerrilla campaign where a guy in a space cop uniform eats hot dogs in front of thoroughly confused tourists. If this doesn’t happen how will I know when it’s out and where to get it???

    Oh wait there’s a link…..Nevermind then.

  • In The Court Of The Evans King

    Also DLC.

  • Mark Bisone

    I think I’ll wait until it comes out on Capacitance.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    Okay, this video tells me three things…
    1) RLM hates us.
    2) They hate themselves.
    3) They want our money.
    4) We, the fans, and they, the content creators, depend on each other and value each other, but we’re too emotionally-stunted to sincerely admit that, so we hide our feelings under multiple layers of irony because we’re uncomfortable with ourselves and each other and this is the only way we can communicate anymore because George Lucas molested our souls and we can never know love again.
    5) These memes are like poetry.
    9) I can’t count because I spend all day commenting and not learning math.

    Anyway, I’ll be sure to buy this piece of shit movie once it’s on anything other than Blu-ray!

  • Mark Bisone

    I actually haven’t stopped drinking since we met. It’s a liturgical rite for Orthodox Kwanzaa.

  • Jason Ross

    No VHS release?
    We’ve watched episodes of your VHS-themed shit show for five years now.

    You hack frauds can’t do anything right.

  • Percy Gryce

    I have all of RLM’s other releases on DVD. My OCD will not permit me to buy another format.

    Guess I’ll just have to torrent this shit on Kickass.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    Sorry, Percy, but you won’t be able to do that.
    I’ve bombarded the blu-ray with solar radiation so that when the kids try to torrent it, their faces melt off like ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark.’
    MY NAME IS DON WILSON! I OWN IOWA’S LARGEST WILDLIFE PRESERVE!
    (FUCK YOU, RLM! I’LL STOP REFERENCING WHEN I’M DEAD!)
    #POETRY
    #GUNGANS
    #GOONGUNS

  • When are they finally gonna lift the review embargo?

  • Hank Schkorio

    I love almost everything RLM does, but am I missing the joke here? I mean the Space Cop movie, just doesn’t seem the usual RLM style *shrugs*.

  • Mike Magnum

    So when is this puppy coming out on VHS or even better Betamax.

  • biff

    When’s the Plinkett review of Space Cop?

  • No love for 3.5″ floppy disks?

  • Cameron Mitchell

    The twist is that Space Cop evolves into a douchey, pretentious, Richard Linklater character over the course of the film.

    12 years in the making!

  • Evolves into? He starts out as and ends up as. Space Cop never changes.

  • Ogrot

    The hackfrauds have been pandering to us. The reality is it will never be. Because we’re vhs and they’re beta.

  • OMNI

    But the BLU-RAY in fuckung basket….!

  • Cameron Mitchell

    In all seriousness, I initially balked at the $25 (+$4 S/H) price tag. But then I thought: I support RLM. And they have entertained me for countless hours. It’s been a while since I sent them a donation. So they have every right to rake me a bit for this blu ray. Then I paid my $29, and closed the fuckin’ doors.

    Then it said, “Usually ships within 7 days.” That’s when I got mad. I have to wait a week before I can see Space Cop and say that it was OK? What kind of bullshit is that?!

  • Cat Stevens

    I only own a vhs player and an iPad you fucking hacks

  • Oc3anman

    Fuck you, it’s January.

  • I preordered the Deluxe Edition Season Pass to get exclusive access to premium content like the Space Cop™ Hot Dog Travelpussy.

  • Cameron Mitchell

    I try to keep my resolutions confined to the realm of possibility.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Shut up and take my money!
    but when is the next plinkett review?

  • I bought my blu-ray disk as soon as I heard. Well, I had to turn a couple of tricks first to get the money, THEN I ordered it. A little blood in my stool is worth it!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    you would have to pay that much here in a shop. shit TFA will probably be $35us here. we get fucked on media prices. that’s why we are the worlds biggest prates.

  • Cameron Mitchell

    If history has taught us anything, it’s that no one will buy this, and wait for the special edition to be released. Then we’ll all complain about how awful the special edition is, and demand the original be released in a modern format. Then sixteen more releases will be issued on modern format with various changes, but the original will be withheld due to the fact that Jesse Nakles is entitled to a share of the profits from all sales of the film in its original form.

    At last, RLM will sell the Space Cop franchise to a major studio which will prompt whispers on the internet of an impending release of the long-awaited original version, which has by now become a collector’s item on ebay that routinely sells for hundreds of dollars because no one bought it when it was originally available.

    The new studio will also announce that they will be making an endless stream of mediocre sequels to Space Cop which will be released every two years until the end of time.

    #referencesarenotjokes
    #Iawardyounopointsandmaygodhavemercyonyoursoul

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    my bluray player is under a thick layer of dust and books. last time i used it was when mad max 4 came out.

  • I would buy the $125.00 Ultimate Collector’s Edition w/ metal case and Rich Evans figurine if I could. That’s a lot of ass pounding for me, but I love RLM so much my dick bleeds.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    X!

  • Why don’t you masturbate in front of a mirror while you’re at it.

  • No spoilers anyone!

  • Rich Evans dies.

  • Cameron Mitchell

    Like you’re the only one.

  • “I’m Betamax, you’re VHS…”

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    meh.. I’ve seen my dick before.

  • Cameron Mitchell

    I have a lot of blood in my stool. That’s why I couldn’t stand in any of my scenes in Low Blow.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Rich throws Mr Plinkett down a mine shaft while screaming “NOOOOOOO!”

  • Don’t let the Hollywood Industrial Complex and the government fool you, you can play Blu-Rays in any DvD player if you have some scotch tape. Trust me.

  • You should be thankful. Mine is hidden under layers of belly fat at all times.

  • A VHS release would be epic. Maybe a special edition directors cut VHS with added visuals.

  • Domo

    I think the Plinkett review is on the back of the SOS box.

  • WOULD YOU CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    it needs to have a blue tint.

  • Palpatine

    He can join Han Solo and I down here.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    And Luke’s hand, Vader’s hand and both halves of darth maul.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Don’t forget about Darth Maul.

  • He’s now a two parter episode.

  • You reckon their hands are moving on their own like in Addams’ Family?

  • Palpatine

    Just his legs. His death was retconned in The Clone Wars CG show.

  • Ahhhh this is so tempting. If only I wasn’t a bum from Australia – $25 US + postage adds up to a LOT of dollarydoos.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I hope so.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Stop being such a sheila ya wus!

  • Palpatine

    Crikey!

  • Cakefarts

    So many references.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    I bit the bullet, it’s $50 at the cheapest. Thanks to Paypal it is actually a tiny bit more expensive than the calculator. Oh well.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    I live in Australia, the Space Cop sequel, Space Cop 2: The Quickening, will be out before I see the original.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    No. The top half survived somehow, and got mechanical legs at the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Recontruction Center. http://www.sideshowtoy.com/mas_assets/jpg/300022_press01-001.jpg

  • Hank_Henshaw

    There seems to be plenty of Rich Evans’ boobery. What more can anyone ask for?

  • RLMkeepitup

    I think of it as a gag gift, to myself.

  • Sooooooo viewing party at your place?

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    I just want to add it to my shrine for Rich Evans, that way I can just stare at it as I sob and touch myself. Wait, what?

  • WUS?! Calling someone that’s a bootable offense.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    More than welcome, you’ll have to come to Ballarat tho haha

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    meh. its only 400 kms.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Radelaide?

  • *Google Map-ing Ballarat*

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    100Km from Melbourne, on the way to South Australia, it’s where the gold rush was in the 1850’s? You know, shiny stuff, Rich Evans poops it?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Other way 90 mile beach near sale.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Oh nice! I used to go down that way a fair bit growing up.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    There was some shooting at some kind of stockade as i recall.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Yeah, the Eureka Stockade, it’s a cool story actually. I only moved here a year back, just brought my first house up here too and I move in two weeks. Needless to say, big house warming is planned, not that I recover well anymore (curses to teenage me for destroying my liver)

  • It’ll take me 7 days to walk according to Google Maps- which should work out great- taking international postage times into consideration.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    It will take a month to arrive from the USA probably lol

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I have been to ballarat a lot, its a beautiful town, much better than that dirty bendigo.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Bendigo is a hole. It’s like the full-size version of Housos.

  • Oh good I could take the scenic “Bourke and Wills” route – what could possiply go wrong?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Thats the spirit!… But remember. If you ever go to Bendigo tell people you are from Melbourne. its safer that way.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    You could be run over by german backpackers in a wicked van. they are everywhere!

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Just ride a Kangaroo mate, that’s how it works, remember? Or should we go into talking Aussie slang to throw these yanks off the scent?

    Rock round on a boomer in the arvo, or I’ll send me sheila in the ute to grab ya. Grab a slab at the bottle-o and kick back, watch the drop bears and make sure to not have a bingle on the way. Do a Macca’s run on the way or I’ll cark it from hunger.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Or on mini mokes like in QLD. I could tell you a story about 22 year old me and some French backpackers in the tropics… (it ends with them going back to France. Or the moon. I forget where they’re from.)

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I’ll chuck in for maccas, get me a shit load of ships.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Slip me a pineapple and I’ll hook you up with the change.

  • Oh well, that’s a better way to go than the real Bourke and Wills, I guess.

  • But it’s not like it is in cartoons, there’s a lot more mucous. So I’ll hop on the ute, you’re true blue to offer mate. But seriously forks: I’m just stoked that two other RLM fans are from Australia. TWO!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    when more then 6 people have seen it(which is the entire RLM crew seeing the rough cut of this pos)

  • porcupinetears

    I send you some money with PayPal, you send me a download link? Deal?

  • porcupinetears

    HD-DVD or GTFO.

  • porcupinetears

    Is there nudity?

  • fred

    Then I could watch it at grandmas house!

  • RLMkeepitup

    horny little hedgehog

  • Joe Syxpac

    WTF is a Blue Roy? Isn’t this gonna be available in VHS?

  • Neuroticmoose

    So Space Cop is officially a Fuck you it’s January movie?

  • Meh

    Will it be released on DVD?? I don’t have a bluray player.

  • disqus_fnwCMQDX7u

    Does me thinking Jay looks hot dropping that baby in boiling water make me a sociopath?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    there is a few more.

  • RickMoranis

    It’s so much fanservice, every image has so much pandering going on.

  • RickMoranis

    If I buy this and it’s two hours of the trailer for Ishtar at various speeds I’m suing your sorry asses.

  • RickMoranis

    There’s a lot of sex and violence. Mike brutally bludgeons Rich Evans with a nine-iron in several scenes, and he does it quite sexily.

  • RickMoranis

    *SPOILERS*

    Susan is actually a man.

  • RickMoranis

    I tried that but they sent me an email saying that I had to get 5 other people to send money too and then I’d get the download file.

  • Andrew Herlihy

    1 day after my birthday

  • LukasWormTheThird

    All well and good, when I feel like the trailer is specifically mocking me.

    But, where the VHS copy at?

  • bb-15

    Hank Schkorio; you’ve seen “The Great Space Jam” short film. “Space Cop” has a lot of similarities (sci-fi, aliens). And as Hank Henshaw wrote; “Space Cop” stars Rich who goofs around through the entire thing. It’s solid RLM imo.

  • eeeh

    Wow, sold out already. I wonder if they’re going to get more in?

  • Don’t forget us Eurotrash.

  • Still hot.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Shut up Red Coat!

  • Garland

    s-sold out 🙁

  • Joe

    No theater screenings ever? 🙁

  • bb-15

    Crap, sold out. I shouldn’t have been farting around blabbing on this thread and just bought the damn thing! Jeez.

  • Well, figures. They only had like 10 copies. Looks like someone is having dinner tonight.

  • Oc3anman

    If I am a Milwaukee resident, will Jack Packard Jimmy Johns that shit to me real quick?

  • Down Under Aussie (in Japan)

    3.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    In the Space Cop: Special Edition he is replaced digitally with Hayden Christensen. True story. Also, Ewoks.

  • Jay? The Australians are multiplying again!

  • coffee_king

    Whoops I think you guys failed to realise just how popular you actually are. Sold out in 1 day? Wah-da-f*ck?????? How can it sell out? Just have some more made. It’d help if it still told us how much it was too purchase and ship too (Even though its “Sold out”)….Unless this is to get us all talking about it, if so well done.

  • porcupinetears

    porcupine!

  • porcupinetears

    I think it’s a mistake. $10 for a download link is something I’d happily pay for. It’s working for Louis C.K.

  • Benedict Bowen

    It made more than Force Awakens and Phantom Menace combined, and was just as eagerly awaited.

  • porcupinetears

    My sheila bangs like a dunny door in a storm.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    I wish my Mrs was as filthy as my ute.

  • Otherhand

    If you were a porcupine, you’d have a blunt nose with a tall snout, you hack fraud. You’re a photoshopped hedgehog with elf ears, and everyone can see it.

  • Like Icare
  • Meh

    Release it on DVD you fat fucks I don’t want no digital media

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Being sold out at the height of people’s interest… does not make more people want your movie. It means you make less money.
    You best get burning discs before people rip you off.

  • Kirke

    Sold out. Do they painstakingly chisel each copy in Jack’s shed or something?

  • Marvin

    “Space Cop sells like Hot Dogs.”

    “His name … Space Cop.”

  • Donald MacKenzie

    How do you sell out? Should have done print on demand

  • Earth

    “YES! It’s finally here! Space Cop on Blu Ray.”

    “Sold Out”

    Hackfrauds.

  • Earth

    For every copy made, parts of Rich Evans’ soul return to Hell.

  • Big Red

    Sold out? Really?

  • Earth

    I WANT TO GIVE YOU MY MONEY GODDAMMIT!

  • Earth

    Space Cop being sold out brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “Hackfraud Sellouts”.

  • Kirke

    I AM OK WITH THAT!!

  • Bubs

    So, when I first saw the trailer for this, my wife turned to me and said: “We should get a copy before they sell out.” To which I responded, “These fucking hacks aren’t going to sell out of copies. If they do, well fuck… I’ll be damn proud of them.”

    Cut to 12 hours later.

    Fuck you hacks for making me admit to my woman that I was wrong. But seriously, good for you guys. Glad your movie was successful. Or, if you only printed 25 copies, I’m glad you’re still incompetent frauds.

  • How many do you think they had made? 1000? That’s $25,000 in 12 hours.
    What are they doing with that money right now?

  • Bubs

    Paying off Mike’s bar tab.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Not even close.

  • Red Skeleton

    Paying off Mike AND Jessi’s bartabs?

  • Red Skeleton

    I promised myself I wouldn’t snark at RLM in this thread and instead giving my promised and (over) due support, however the fact they literally sold out before the banks opened here is SERIOUSLY pushing me towards the edge.

  • Red Skeleton

    I waited 12 years for Space Cop, I can’t wait a day longer!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Priceless.

  • Red Skeleton

    You saw the way she chugged that beer in Wheel of the Worst uh….. 2? A woman after his own heart, that Jessi.

  • Jeffrey Py

    Came out just in time for “Fuck You its January”. A space movie about cops. I want one.

  • the drunk ones aren’t after your heart

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA… ahh that was fun.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Tell that to the drunk Nausicaan that took your heart.

  • Liver?

  • Red Skeleton

    So there’s this movie coming out called The Room. Yeah, just Room.

    http://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jan/13/room-film-with-brie-larson

    It sounds like a really sickeningly depressing film. I couldn’t help but notice that this review seemed to avoid using the phrase “the room”. I wonder if that was deliberate….

  • haxmania

    What are the odds

  • That night was crazy. I woke up next to Q!

  • Red Skeleton

    David Bowie dies, and Space Cop is born. Coincidence? Can the world only contain just so much awesome at once? (I’m the first one to make this observation, right?)

  • Welcome Back Otter

    There was a teaser trailer, but it came out 12 years ago.

  • Paulus Nuns

    It has a IMDb rating of 9,6 already. The best movie of all time.

  • Today in Insane America: $1.5 BILLION lottery drawing tonight. Got your ticket?
    http://money.cnn.com/2016/01/13/news/powerball-drawing-tonight/

    Odds of winning are 292 million to 1.

  • Bubs

    When you stop to think about it, the idea of the lottery is pretty fucked up. There are kids in the US who can’t afford to eat, and then a bunch of rich assholes come along and say, “We’re going to pick one of you lucky fucks to never have to worry about anything ever again. The rest of you? FUCK OFF AND GET BACK TO WORK!” Not looking for any bleeding hearts, just an observation.

  • Yeah, “Play and win the lottery and be set for life!” Implicitly this means few enjoy secure lives and those that do have security only through drudgery they’d rather not do. Yeah, life-changing lotteries are pretty fucked up. They’re tacit condemnations of normal life. Ok, I’m done thinking for the day…

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    “As you wish.”… think about it.

  • Welcome Back Otter

    4. And I’m really in Australia.

  • tOmy`

    This puts a new perspective on hack frauds selling out.

    These people are just like Rockstar games.

  • tOmy`

    Fuck. I knew I should have scrolled down before making that joke.

  • Welcome Back Otter

    The digital download will be available on 453 floppy disks. After three seconds of footage you’ll get a message saying “insert disk 2”.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Hush Maggit!

  • Paulus Nuns

    I would go with a stack of 500.

  • tOmy`

    Unfortunate reality is that just like in the case of gambling (except Poker), it’s usually people who can’t afford lottery are the ones playing the most.

  • like rabbits?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    This year’s Razzie Depp Award, given to the actor or actress who destroys their career through repeated bad role choices…
    Chris Pratt

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    For the whole population of australia, who seem to all be here. Get a blue tongue on your head.

    https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-AnzcHnBV9bo/VhYNlGIFB4I/AAAAAAAAB5E/IIDaDcQsN8c/w502-h553-no/DSC_0167.jpg

  • Jason Ross

    “He is now available on blu-ray”

    His name … Space Cop

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    It was released here ‘Merica in the fall. It’s adapted from a novel I liked a lot, so I saw it. It isn’t anything I’d recommend.

  • Welcome Back Otter

    Or a second-hand PS3 on eBay for $50.

  • Don’t lecture me about Australia. I saw the movie.
    http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Bart_vs._Australia

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    There were 37 screenings per day of FORCE-AKENS here locally at 1 theater and never a single sell-out. (Confirmed: I checked with the manager.)

    Congratulations, RLM, on being bigger than Star Wars!

  • tOmy`

    This is the oldest trick in the book. You print 8 copies, pretend it was like 1000 and when they get sold out, the demand will transform this item into

    1) Luxury product
    2) A product people will buy faster and without thinking in order to prevent waiting again, in case it gets sold out again.

    That’s why the next print will have 7 copies. And the circle of marketing continues. I guess what I am saying is that Space Cop will turn into one of the best investment opportunities of 2016, as every minute of its runtime will be worth a bag of gold.

    WAKE UP PEOPLE.

  • tOmy`

    That’s because the only woman starring in Space Cop is an alien stripper.

  • tOmy`

    1:364

  • Captain Prickhard: You have any of those Space Cop DVDs left?!
    RLM Telephone Operator: Yeah, [stares at boxes] a couple.

    photo: RLM warehouse: https://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/radiobart2.png

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Speaking of Australia…

    “Dingoes et mah Blu-Ray.”

    His name…Space Cop. Available soon on DVD and Digital Stream.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Did you come up that by yerself or was it the hamster?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    You racist Seppo!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • tOmy`

    I know that being from Australia fucks with one’s perception of space and proportions, but surely, there must be a version bigger than 200×85.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Referencing that episode is a bootable offence.

  • Upside-down maps and counter-clockwise toilet flushes I can understand – but thumbnail matte paintings?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    ♫ He’s a Space Cop, from the future sky.
    He’d like to get to know us,
    But he thinks he’d blow our minds.

    He’s a Space Cop, from the future sky.
    If you didn’t buy the Blu-Ray,
    Might as well not even try.

    Let the children use it.
    Let the children lose it.
    Let all the children boogie. ♫

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Its 950 by 400 on my end.

  • tOmy`

    Speaking of:

    After I mentioned his vocals, I did some digg- Well, no, that’s a lie. But the newest lists featuring most anticipated albums of 2016 include Gorillaz – and even though it wasn’t 100% confirmed, everything points out to the fact that Bowie indeed recorded vocals for one of the songs.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Ah. That’ll be the third Gorillaz song I’ve listened to then.

    (Before you attack me for my un-coolness, I liked both of the songs. And I like Albarn fine. I just didn’t dig the concept. And, I’m just old.)

  • you’re looking through the wrong end

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    IF some HinzMichael Colon fuck whits hadn’t been cunts about media I would have seen that.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    So, you didn’t order a copy in time either, huh?
    #Losers

  • tOmy`

    Okay, my brain hurts from thinking. What was the second one?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    “Stylo”

    Oh, and the one with The Clash guys (which was that one?).

    So, this’ll be my FOURTH Gorillaz song!

    That’s three more than I’ve ever heard of Madonna’s or Bouncý’s and 4 more than Katy Perry, Jay-Z, and Wu Tang Clan.

  • tOmy`

    Clint Eastwood?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Dammit! Now I’m up to 5! I’m probably a huge Gorillaz fan, and I forgot it.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    All guys think they’re much bigger than they actually are.

    Space Cop. Not Available Anymore on Blu-Ray. Order Yours Today!

  • tOmy`

    While I admit that their sound might be divisive, it is ultimately hard to say anything bad about them.

    They are what they are and they are good in it.

  • tOmy`

    Also: A lot of people forget that they know this one – the main theme was absurdly overused throughout the last decade:

    https://youtu.be/Tq7Ovshz1UI?t=7s

    [Fair point: Could be sampled from something else]

  • Red Skeleton

    Next time on Previously Recorded: RLM plays “Don’t Shit On Your Audience.”

    MAKE SPACECOP
    -You need money to make Spacecop.
    START PATREON
    -You make 12 dollars. You now have enough to make Spacecop.
    MAKE SPACECOP
    -Spacecop is done!
    RELEASE SPACECOP
    -You forgot to print copies of the Blu-Ray! You shat on your audience!
    -GAMEOVER!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Trust me talking about my penis is a conversation you dont want to start.

  • Red Skeleton

    Max Landis: I like to think outside the box!
    SHIT ON OTHER PEOPLES’ AUDIENCE.
    -You didn’t shit on your audience! You win!!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Imagine….
    Best of the Worst: Hack Fraud Edition:
    Team one: Matt Harmon. Samurai Cop 2
    Team Two. Len Kabasinski. Angel of Reckoning.
    Team Hack Fraud. Mike, Jay and Rich. Space Cop.
    Best Imaginary episode EVER!!!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Oh, yeah Gorillaz! Yuge fan! I got all their drops. Fax, I diddin hear yoo right, cuz I was bouncin’ “Rock The House” thru my Beatz. I thought yoo said Magillaz. I was thinkin, “Why would Bowie record wit the Magillaz, which is a group nobuddy’s heard of?” So, yoo unnerstan my confusation.

  • tOmy`

    I assessed this as a real statement, but then I noticed a small crack in your almost flawless presentation:

    While albums do “drop”, they are not referred to as “drops”. Drop is the moment when bass kicks in electronic songs (very similar to chorus).

    Get back to your lawn!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Dat’s exactually wot I was sayin’, fool. If I has all their seedies, den automagic I gots all the drops on all da songs. Day-um!

    H8er!

  • tOmy`

    *phat banger (plural: trackz / trekz / trex)

    EDIT: When the phat banger is especially phat, the plural can be phat bangerz (double or triple the amount of Zs just to show the seriousness of said banger)

  • It’s only 8:30am in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. These HackFrauds probably don’t know that Space Cop is sold out yet.

  • Percy Gryce

    A TNG reference. Hey, that’s Mike’s department!

  • Percy Gryce

    They sent a Patreon message a couple of hours ago.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    And then went back to bed, because Mad Money, Y’all!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Muthafuggah.

  • what’d the Patreon message say?

  • TheManHole

    It’s a good thing they sold out. Ever since the rest of the world caught on Canada’s money is monopoly money our dollar has never been the same. It just hit a thirteen year record low so I would need to take out a mortgage on my igloo or sell my dog sled to afford it.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    “$Fuck y’all we got paid bitchezz!$”

  • tOmy`

    W E J U S T F L Y B A B Y

  • tOmy`

    Here is their Facebook message: “Wow! We did NOT expect to sell out of Space Cop this quickly! Gonna get blu-rays back in stock as quickly as possible. Digital version coming soon. Thanks to everyone!”

  • Percy Gryce

    Wow! We did NOT expect to sell out of Space Cop this quickly! Gonna get blu-rays back in stock as quickly as possible. Digital version coming soon. Thanks to everyone!

  • Percy Gryce
  • tOmy`

    They are so busy swimming in cash they just copy-pasted their FB message to pay-for-content Patreon?

    What’s next, Game of Thrones fan theories?

  • TheManHole

    I like to refer to the lottery as the poor mans tax.

  • tOmy`

    I personally vote for renaming the “Making of” to “Get Rich (Evans) Or Die Tryin'”

  • TheManHole

    #Fun with Math
    If you played the lottery every week statistically it would take you 5 542 466 Years to win based off the 1/292 million odds. BUY YOUR TICKETS TODAY!

  • Ogrot

    They decided to put french text on the box to make it seem like a french foreign film, so film snobs will bloviate over how great it is, and gloat over the fact that you have never seen it you filthy phillistine!

  • DynamixRo

    Not even The Force Awakens sold out this fast!

  • someGuy

    WHY IS IT SOLD OUT, WHY ARE U DOING THIS

  • Red Devil

    ONLY 102 minutes long? It should be 150 minutes long like every other blockbuster these days. AT LEAST.

    There’s no such thing as too much Rich Evans. I hope you guys have a Director’s Cut, Special Extended Edition ready for us Rich Evans fanatics.

  • Like Icare
  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Who are you kidding? You’re just gonna buy this and send it to Mikenjay for a BotW.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Upvote for “bloviate.”

  • Percy Gryce

    Damn, I’ve become too predictable.

  • Percy Gryce

    Didn’t Domo urge them a while back to coordinate all their social media communications?

  • Bubs

    I just checked through the RLM wiki to confirm this, but it’s already established lore that they don’t give a flying fuck what their fans have to say.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Everything I know about Australians I learned from Foster’s beer commercials.

  • Like Icare

    I would like to purchase 5 dollars worth of CFOs on SC BR and DVD CDOs.
    Yes, I’ll hold.

  • tOmy`

    “I am sorry, but the secretary you are trying to reach is currently being used as a pad for snorting cocaine.”

  • Like Icare

    Collectors market.

  • Palpatine

    How the hell did the movie sell out so darn fast?!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Hoarders!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Pour some on the ground for my omi.

  • Ogrot

    Too soon or not too soon? That is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outraged persons or to hold thy tongue despite the saucy witticism squirming to break free. And by opposing the impulse fade into .net obscura. To die- To post- no more. And by not posting we end the heartache and the thousand shocks that being wrong on the internet is heir to. ‘Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished. To die- to post no more- perchance to read. Aye there’s the rub- for in that lurking in .net obscura what unanswered misbegotten posts may come.

  • Like Icare

    Now, I’m no financial wizard myself… but…
    Their merchandising team consists of editors and clown school graduates who keep failing to restock their store with merch that keeps being out of stock.

    I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that they suck at merchandising and monetizing their IPs.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Speaking of selling out…
    Rams going to L.A.

  • Palpatine

    Again?

  • tOmy`

    “The next two ‘Avengers’ films could feature 67 main characters”

    Well, better penis up RLM, cuz if you wanna keep up with this shit, you better bring a hefty dose of Space Cops for the sequel.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    That’s what happens when you only make 10 copies.

  • tOmy`

    And use 6 of them as a “throw a thing into a wall” gag for next BotW.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    That’s at least 60 more Marvel characters than anybody has ever heard of.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    eBay scalpers.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Yep.

  • tOmy`

    Including the creators themselves: During a recent interview with ComicBookMovie.com, Anthony Russo mistakenly referred to Hayley Atwell’s Marvel character as “Sharon” Carter instead of her actual name, Peggy Carter. “We have so many characters we’re dealing with,” his brother Joe chipped in. “We’re breaking ground on Avengers: Infinity War. We have a board with 67 characters on it. You have to forgive him.”

  • Palpatine

    Putting movies on Blu-Ray ain’t cheap kids, the guys run a business.

  • Ogrot

    They took twelve years to make?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    67 characters = Cap, Hulk, Thor, RDJ, and the rest as background noise.

  • tOmy`
  • RickMoranis

    Did the digital downloads sell out too???

  • Palpatine

    I was wondering the same thing.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    They haven’t made those available yet.

  • RickMoranis

    That’s what they want you think.

  • Palpatine

    Mike (while holding Space Cop Blu-Ray): Space Cop? This movie’s terrible!

    He throws it against the wall.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s so dense. Every single image has so many characters.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    “Duh, we don’t know what ‘main characters’ means.”
    His name…Comic Book Movie Writer. 2016

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Mind blown!

  • Klint

    The trailer was stylistically designed to be that way.

  • tOmy`

    I was trying to count this shit but the only thing that makes sense is:

    They gonna connect the TV show world for Infinity War movies, right? That’s the only way they can make it this dense.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Multiple meanings of the word “dense.”

  • LukasWormTheThird

    You know what else just sold out? Mein Kampf in Germany. Coincidence….?

  • RickMoranis

    Je le savais! Ils sont une bande de crétins de France! Connards!

  • Palpatine

    What did you just say? About Mein Kampf?

  • ImAFckingDragn

    You should change the store picture of it in the commercial to say “sold out.”

  • Earth

    Considering the amount of sold out stock already I’m sure someone’s made the joke before.

  • I bought them all, what’s your problem?

  • Copaco Kid

    New special edition Space Cop on VHS w/ extra features such as: random splices using scotch tape, cassette shells from b-title movies, and missing tape-flaps.

  • Commander X

    Which reminds me of a story I heard, back in the days of the big comics boom of the late 1980s, kicked off by the sudden faddishness of titles like TMNT, and a feeding frenzy fueled in part by greedy speculators and other parties. The so-called black and white boom it was called – because it cost a lot less to print a black-and-white comic book than it did a color book and the profitability on the enormous distributor orders from the direct market (sometimes reaching six figures) was almost like printing money. And all sorts of schemes were hatched at this time.

    The story I’d heard was about a small comics publisher during this time who had had one of their titles recently sell like crazy. They were called up by a secondary comics dealer who offered to pay for a second printing of the comic. The plan was to claim they were “recently discovered” first printings so they could be sold at a premium price.

  • Moke

    read a book once in a while they said…

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “The movie is not rated, but probably an R rating so don’t show it to your stupid kids” Parenting advice from the people who made a clip of an old man masturbating to the Olsen Twins.

  • tOmy`

    Make Germany great again!

  • Ubik

    nah, man

    I want It on VHS, not the stupid blu-ray thing

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Can I get on my Kindle? Wait, I mean, can I use it for kindling?

  • Ubik

    I don’t think so…

  • tOmy`

    As a cheerleader who once studied Economics* I have to agree on how absurdly this system works.

    *It was a bet. I was supposed to make this nerd believe he will be my promdate and bail out in the last second, humiliating him infront of his classmates, teachers and family. Jennifer also poured some urine on his head.

  • yonderTheGreat

    Who better to give advice than those who truly love the children?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Poor writers are forced to incorporated every character from the movies and shows in one movie and even then it won’t be enough to fill up the 67 character quota.

  • tOmy`

    And the US war on Mein Kampf continues. While the US law doesn’t forbid selling Mein Kampf, congress passed a 187th amendment to close all public libraries – an act called “Preemptive Strike Against Neonazism.”

    Meanwhile, in Oregon…

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The same way I love Daisy Ridley. It ain’t that kinda love.

  • tOmy`

    If this movie has 3 hours, each character will have exactly 2.68 minutes of screen time, totaling 5.37 in the complete Infinity War saga.

    Hah. I knew that hamster will pay off.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    How does it rate as a law enforcement training film?

  • Crixxxx

    FU it’s January – when all the real POS movies come out.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Better than the ones they use in Ferguson. Is that reference outdated?

  • someGuy

    Endlich begreift es mal jemand! Wir müssen uns unsere stolze Tradition zurückholen, Schluss mit all der Schwäche!

  • Cream-A-Thon

    “Hot dogs up! Don’t Shervan!”

    His name… Space Cop.

  • tOmy`

    I didn’t see the “bitches” part coming. I always thought “harlots” will be more akin to your style.

  • Do the RLM team have enough garage space to store the boxes and boxes of these they will have for many years to come, like Shoji Tibuchi? 2045: brat: “Hey grampa, what are all these boxes of blue plastic with printing on them?” Mike: “Get out of my bin!”

  • They only start drinking gin around 11:30am.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Palpatine

    Is RLM going to do another feature length film that’ll take three years to make? If so, what will it be about? Do we even care?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    A special[aka definitive] edition of The Recovered for it’s 10th anniversary.

  • Palpatine

    No one likes that movie because it’s too serious for RLM.

  • RLMkeepitup

    hahaha

  • Hank_Henshaw

    If we take the Cornetto Trilogy as a template/model, they already did the horror parody (Feeding Frenzy) and the sci-fi parody (Space Cop). So, the next one should be in the action movie genre.

  • Palpatine

    And those are the genres usually reviewed on BotW.

  • “Meet Supercop… the cop, that can’t be stopped.”

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Like Spielberg and Lucas, the RLM crew are getting older, more responsible.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Do you even superhero, bro? When giant purple face cosmic guy points the glowy blue at Earth, Iron Man says something snarky and then 64 other rubber muscle suits just fly (off), baby, to their explosions. Thor makes a stern face and flips his hair, while Spider-Man says “Whoa”. End scene. Two billion dollars.

  • Captain Typo

    Already Sold OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I actually wanted to buy a copy

  • Too late! Now you will never get to see Space Cop.

  • Palpatine

    Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

  • RickMoranis

    I approve of this.

  • tOmy`

    In the face of a Skynet-driven Armageddon, it’s nice to see that BBC2 will try to monetize the end of the world:

    That’s right, Robot Wars is officially making a comeback! Woohoo.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • dollar store cashier wife
  • RickMoranis

    It’ll be a remake of Ishtar.

  • RickMoranis

    Oh God…. *opens Jack Daniels*

  • RickMoranis

    2112 x 1404???

    Was that quality really necessary?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Oh. Ohhh–

    In that case, Space Cop is the final RLM movie. Ever.

  • RickMoranis

    I… I can’t stop watching… I feel a compulsion… I can’t help it… Is this the end?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLKZtppbm_Q

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s 2016 afterall.

  • RickMoranis

    It slowed down my entire internet!

    http://tinyurl.com/muqjku7

  • tOmy`

    It was only a matter of time before certain webpages take notice about Bowie’s death to quickly point out his 1983 interview on MTV where he asked why MTV doesn’t feature black artists.

    I would personally love to join the pitchfork-holding, windmills-burning mob of angry teens, but, unfortunately, I think I do know the sinister answer to this question. (It also took me about 8 seconds to Google it and confirm that I am, in fact, a motherfucking mastermind).

    Feel free to use this exercise to navigate the ragged waters of the PC world. (Bonus points for those pasting the answer to similar webzones and taking the heat).

  • tOmy`

    Fucking hell, that scared the living shit out of me. Why is it so loud?

  • RickMoranis
  • Wizard Phoenix

    Is that a sequel to Future War?

  • RickMoranis

    As a reminder of the pain.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Didn’t the fucker who made this defend The Prequels?

  • RLMkeepitup

    now MTV doesn’t feature any artists

  • Wizard Phoenix

    But mostly bad…

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Here’s a dollar. Go get yourself a robot war.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Are you implying Space Cop shot a minority?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Except, there were black artists on MTV. Just not R&B or disco artists.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    #AlienLivesMatter

  • tOmy`

    First part of your answer: Obviously. He did ask why don’t they feature more black artists.

    The second part of your answer: Getting close.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    And the corrective gave us fyucking Lionel Ritchie.

    Thanks, Bowie. Aside from that Nazi salute, the groupie thing, the video with Mick Jagger, and the Tonight album, that interview resulted in the worst thing you ever did.

  • RickMoranis

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOkXRXZIFxs

    They need to feature an army of these things.

  • tOmy`

    I was really just using it as a small example of abusing certain interview to “push” some kind of a discussion into the black lives matter territory.

    The irony is that while the question is… correct, I guess, the answer is painstakingly obvious. Urban market doesn’t steal guitars. They steal turntables and mics.

  • RickMoranis

    What’s the controversy here? My controversy-dar sucks.

  • tOmy`

    To put it simply:

    Certain media try to push it as a “Bowie took a stance for black people.” Sure, he did. But the question (“Why don’t you feature more black artists?”) has an obvious answer:

    MTV programming for 80s was: new wave, rock, classic rock, hard rock and metal.

    Now… you can sorta guess the pattern here.

  • tOmy`

    I remember seeing an article on Cracked about these future overlords things.

    That shit is scary.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    To be totally fair, disco had done a number on “rock” programming, and entire genres of music — soul, funk, blues, reggae — were chucked out to make room for British boys in puffy pirate shirts and American boys in spandex with permed hair. MTV tried to sell itself as a rock kinda thing but fell overboard into pop very, very quickly.

    Bowie could’ve just as well phrased the question, “Why don’t you play more good music, MTV?”

  • RickMoranis

    Oh. Well, if we want to stoke to controversy-fire, Bowie also had sex with a 14-year-old groupie. But, I mean, who hasn’t had sex with a 14 year-old groupie, amirite?

    MY JIMMIES ARE ETERNAL.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygr5AHufBN4

  • tOmy`

    Absolutely.

    I think nowdays the ratio might be solid 50:50. Especially when it comes to female artists; that field is a fucking Fast & Furious cast of music genres.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Not “rock” radio. It’s never been more Caucasian.

    Edit: Sorry. You typed “ratio”, and I read “radio.”

  • Palpatine

    So is Bowie or the interviewer the racist one?

  • tOmy`

    Oh, yea, I meant MTV.

    Rock is still the whitest genre out there (I guess with the exception of KKK’s Best Of and Northern Metal).

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    There isn’t a major artist from The 70’s who didn’t dabble in inappropriate, um, activities with the under-age.

    Probably even Karen Carpenter.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    MTV doesn’t play ANY music now, does it?

  • tOmy`

    Neither? That wasn’t at all what I was aiming at.

    I am just saying that people try to look into it from 87 different perspectives, while the answer is absolutely obvious (and quite frankly, not exactly racist.)

  • tOmy`

    They do have their rock charts and so on. You know, the classic look back to the old stuff. I assume?

    I know VHS does it.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    You’re forgetting Country.
    That sh!t’s so white, it might as well shoot 14 year old black kids.

  • tOmy`

    Fair note here: The central Europe is still massively big on old / classic rock, new rock and (especially here, I guess) love UK based rock bands.

    I really don’t know how this shit works on the other side of the pond, but I would say you wouldn’t be totally disappointed in the popular music playing here in rock radios / bars / pubs.

  • Erwin

    OMG, they are selling out and jumping the shark while stabbing people in their backs and spitting them in the face!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Not at all racist.

    True story. I had this same argument with no-less than Billy Joel, through the letters to the editor page of Rolling Stone.

    Interviewed when his “Still Rock n’ Roll” pish-pash was popular, the Piano Man said all rock kids were racist because of their “disco sucks” views. I retorted. The next issue after printing my letter, he responded. I answered that I didn’t like his crappy music either. Must be ’cause I’m racist against Italians, too. They printed that one as well.

    As a result of reading these three letters, a black kid on my dorm floor brought me all his Parliament, Stevie Wonder, and Prince albums, to try and test me, and I got major, cool-white-boy points for already knowing them all by heart.

  • tOmy`

    Also known as Milwaukee Care Package.

  • Palpatine

    Hey, I’m Italian!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    You miss the irony of my Billy Joel slam. Of course I didn’t hate his music because he was Italian. I hated it because it was crap. Just as I hated disco, not because it was predominantly thought of as “black” music (though I’m pretty sure The Bee Gees were pale as fyuck), because the music didn’t appeal.

  • Palpatine

    Did he call you a racist for not liking his music?

  • Because Dire Straits and 98% of rock are white guys and MTV made a business decision to feature rock. The interviewer should have asked Bowie about the same phenomenon in his own artistic milieu. Certainly, artists have the freedom to associate with whomever without the straight-jacket of market demographics.
    A more just and less profitable 1980s would have had multiple MTVs for all kinds of genres. Thank god for the rise of the cosmopolitan internet.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    He didn’t respond to the second letter. I take it as his cowering in the face of my superior wit and letter-writing skill. *wink

    Christie Brinkley wooda dumped that zero and gotten with this hero, if she’d known better.

  • tOmy`

    “Superior letter-writing skills.”

    Fucking hell, man, this should have been followed by the most bold, underlined and italics hashtag ever, followed by GetOutOffMyLawn.

    Just… rad, man. So rad.

  • Palpatine

    So is it true that Rich hated acting in Space Cop or is this just a rumor?

  • GriefClownVenom

    “Mike, you can type this shit, but you can’t say it!”

  • Rich originally wanted Space Cop to die at the end of the second trailer, but Mike wanted to give the toy companies more opportunities to sell their Space Cop dolls.

  • Lucid Flux

    It will be a sequel to Space Cops Obviously.

  • Garland

    the movie is literally sold out!

  • Bubs

    Racism pisses me off. Not because I give a shit about human rights, but because I’m fucking sick of hearing about it. Shit or get off the pot. Either murder everyone who isn’t the same race as you, or stop fucking talking about it.

    #RacistAgainstEveryone
    #EagerForApocalypse

  • Palpatine

    Yes. This.

  • Red Skeleton

    There was going to be a big fight scene between Space Cop and a hot dog, but Rich wasn’t feeling well that day and he said “Wouldn’t it make more sense if I just ate the hot dog instead?” Thus the iconic moment was born.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    When are they going to leak the audition footage? I’d like to know what might-have-been if Ricky Gervais, Jonah Hill, John C. Reilly, Will Smith, or Fatty Arbuckle had landed the lead role.

  • Bubs

    They never really had a chance. That was just an “in all fairness” publicity stunt.

  • Palpatine

    “You want me to say what?!”

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Everyone’s a bit racist at least, I tink it’s good to be aware of it, but not to use it as the new witch-status of the 21st century.
    Otherwise we can’t talk freely about stuff, ya?

  • Rich’s talent comes right through that helmet and visor. I smell a new Dredd movie everyone has been wishing for!

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    If they didn’t add at least one more black artist after Michael Jackson became white, then I say they’re super racist.

  • Bubs

    I agree with your witch hunt analogy, but I don’t think discussing racism is the fix.

    Racism is self-perpetuating. Someone is racist. So we have to talk about it. Tempers flare, nothing resolves, and people become more divided on the subject. Then the cycle repeats. I don’t think any racism issue has ever been solved by “talking about it”. If you know of one, please link me, I would genuinely love to hear about it.

  • ElectricPrism

    I made this in honor of SpaceCop.
    http://i.imgur.com/QtBxyHk.png

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    I want to see it with a dollop of mayonnaise in the lead role.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Thats all thats left after two Mall Blarp movies.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Eh, well. All things considered, you know, it kinda was “people talking about it” that contributed to abolition and made the Klux retreat underground for awhile.

    There has been progress in ‘Merica regarding race. The problem is there is always concurrent backlash, too.

  • Why does the Space Cop board game not include a Rich Evans playing piece??
    It’s an outrage! I thought we were past this.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Even if you don’t talk about it directly, it just gets replaced with code.
    I think all discussion topics are on the table. We’re going to need a big table.

  • Bubs

    When you’re wading through an ocean of shit, what does “progress” really mean? I think racism is just part of the human condition. We have to breed it out of us. Either that or a lot of people need to die before we realize, “Oh yeah… I guess there are more important things to worry about than what percent of melanin a person has in their epidermis.”

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I think education is the key but that gets shot down faster than Greedo in every take.

  • Bubs

    Education? In America?

    America’s chief export is “stupid”.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    I plan to mutter “melanin… melanin…” on my deathbed.

  • It’s included in the Preorder Edition only. Capitalism won once again.

  • Bubs

    That’ll really throw off the reporter seeking to write the last word on your life. Wait until he finds out that it was just the name of a sock monkey you owned as a child.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Various U.S. states heartily approve of your plan.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    In the meantime, though, we’re not supposed to talk about it? Just let people keep saying stupid sh!t and imagine a laugh track in our heads?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Not when Texas has the final say on the content of the textbooks.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    No it ain’t! Its gubsgons,…freedom! ‘Murica!

  • Bubs

    I think if we stopped talking about it, most racism [in America] would disappear. The only thing left would be the genuine racism – the kind that ends in a lynching. Instead, we get trapped in an endless loop of discussing “he hurt my feewings” racism. Which is utterly pointless to discuss or engage in.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    My favorite was when they changed “slaves” to “workers” and “slavery” to “triangle trade”. Pound sign smack my taint.

  • Bubs

    We all know it’s an established fact that the earth was created 6000 years ago, evolution is a Satanist plot, and that God’s favorite sport is shooting faggots. And if you don’t agree… well, Texas has all the guns.

  • KoalaJohnson

    Already sold out???

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Banning mention of it would only abate hyper-reactionism to racism. Racism would still be a problem; there are lots of ways for that to perpetuate itself.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Nah. While I agree that the discussion often falls apart into that endless loop, I don’t think even that is pointless. Insidious, institutional racism is far more harmful, overall, than lynchings.

    That’s why the “talking about it” needs to be lead by serious, sincere, intelligent people. The reason THAT ain’t gonna happen is because there is no political interest on the part of the power elite to have that discussion. The power elite including the media, which has found it is much more entertaining to get dumbasses’ blood boiling than to illuminate an issue.

  • Bubs

    I’m not talking about a ban. I’m talking about a realization that maybe it’s just not that important. A growing up of sorts. A moving onto a different topic.

  • I’m sorry. Better luck when Space Cop 2 comes out.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I can’t wait till 2031.

  • Bubs

    Well that’s sort of what I meant when I said “shit or get off the pot”, have a serious discussion (i.e. actually do something about it) or move on with your life. Because it’s just wasting everyone’s time to have the same discussion over… and over… and over… and over… and over… and over… and

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Well, they were just tired of all the talk about racism.

    #MakeMericaGreatAgainLike,YouKnow,ItWasWhenever

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Now, for those of you just joining us, I feel the need to stress that Bubs is not saying racism is not an important issue. He is saying much (if not most) of the yammering about it is not productive.

  • Bubs

    That may only be appearing for you. When I go to the page it says “3,497 copies left”. Keep refreshing the page.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    I’d be okay with banning discussion of it in social media. The level of discussion there and in tumblepuss is usually frothy bollocks.
    Of course, I’m a free-speech liberal, so that’s pretty naughty of me. :p (But I’m willing to look the other way in this case, ahem…)

  • Bubs

    Actually I was saying it’s not important. But also that second part about “not productive”. Because, honestly, it’s just not that important. Like the discussion about guns – equally unimportant. It’s just fluff to distract from the real issue facing America: economic slavery.

  • Ogrot

    That’s when the Great Eugenics War will end!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Guns and racism are parts of economic slavery, you know.

  • Bubs

    Chop off the head and the snake dies.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    In this case, you chop off the head, another three or four grow in its place.

  • Bubs

    Let’s just talk about movies. Speaking of Warcraft…

  • Snake Squeezer

    Kinda wonder why they didn’t go with an on-demand publisher. That way they wouldn’t have had to worry about having a bunch of unsold copies around forever, selling out, or mailing anything themselves.

  • Bubs

    Do you have any idea how difficult it is to make sound business decisions when you’re drunk all the time?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Oh sure. We just get to talk about what you want to talk about.

    #Fascist
    #Wink

  • Bubs

    I can’t help but feel like RLM is mocking its fanbase when in the trailer they say “It took 12 years to make”, “It’s so dense”, and “He’s the key to all of this”, etc. It’s good to show contempt for your audience, Mike.

  • TheManHole

    I mean really we have no one to blame but ourselves. If you go to any Youtube video and brave the comment section, it normally has ever quote they just used parroted most the time more then once.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Mocking but pandering as well. They know we eat those memes straight up even if they’re injected into our asses with no lubricant.

  • It is sorely lacking one quote:
    His name… Space Cop.

  • tOmy`

    My general problem is people trying to look for it everywhere. Hence my post. It was just a joke, really, about people not knowing what in the name of a fuck are they arguing in the first place.

  • I’ll just leave this here… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqYIJcnBsY0

    +5 hair in the camera
    +5 footsteps of the cameraman are audible

  • tOmy`

    I am aiming for “justified.”

    They will all think I am just a fanboy, yet I will just show off my final stance about all my kills being absolutely justified. I will not regret anything on my deathbed.

  • Bubs

    There’s already a bootleg version of Space Cop? Rich Evans lost a ton of weight for this. Also there’s a lot more ghetto stuff than I was expecting. And it looks cheaper than I thought it would. Wait a second…

  • Palpatine

    I think they’re mocking themselves.

    #RLMApologist

  • It’s the prequel to the spin-off of the bootleg.

  • tOmy`

    I haven’t heard about it.

    But then again, it took 12 years to make. And this is the final result. People killed for far less.

  • TheManHole

    And we all know how prequel’s turn out…

  • tOmy`

    That’s a load of horseshit, we just fly ba-

    Oh.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Yeah, but then the hamsters and thing happen and itslike, yeah.

  • ElectricPrism

    You know they started it in 2004 right.

  • porcupinetears

    I choose to self identify as a porcupine. I’m like the Bruce Jenner of hedgehogs.

  • Bubs

    Space Cop’s production? Yeah, I know.

  • Bubs

    I didn’t mean you in particular. I was referring to society as a whole.

  • spacecarp

    YAY. It’s about fucking time!

  • tOmy`

    Yea, I know. Just felt like I should clear it up, just in case.

    Same reason I had to take the swastika off my front door.

  • Domo

    I would like to think it’s a celebration of memes in general, or all the memes we’ve celebrated together with RLM over the years that have gone into making this film.

    Or it’s just plain old contempt. You’re probably right.

  • goodpenisbadpenis

    Just skipping right past DVD then?

  • It’s not even 4k 48fps HDR. What the hell were they thinking? Now they’re never gonna beat Avatar.

  • Why does everybody here hate prequels so much? It’s not like someone released a trilogy of prequels that ruined the best thing of your childhood.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Nobody can.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I don’t think Rich likes acting and feels a little uncomfortable with it, but is happy enough to go along with it.

    Jack has said on the Twitch streams that Rich is very good to work with and takes direction very well.

    Knowing that, would’ve loved to have been a fly on the wall during the droid video shoot.

  • Cakefarts

    No Len K in this then?

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I think ‘Steal My Sunshine’ cost too much to license.

  • He may or may not have choreographed some fight scenes and done some stunts.

  • Drakeslayer Anmon

    I have to say that this is the worst piece of crap that I haven’t seen! It’s unfunny elephant dung…No I haven’t seen it, but I’m very sincere in my review, Minus Five Stars!!! (Okay Mister Lucas, I’ve made my review, now when should I expect my check?)

  • Percy Gryce

    Actually, during the time I was in the U.S. Army in Germany, one of the very few places in Germany where you could buy a copy of Mein Kampf was in the Stars & Stripes bookstores in American commissaries and PXes.

  • Here, behind the barn on my ranch.
    *cocks shotgun*

  • Confirmed for realsies?

  • Didn’t he say so somewhere?

  • The Summer of George

    You misspelled “blue”, you dopes!

  • I’m sorry. Should say cancer. Too soon?

  • Palpatine

    What’s with all the Blu-Ray hate on here?

  • They didn’t do focus group testing to check if their fanbase owns Blu-Ray players. Apparently, the ones that complain, don’t.

  • lmao quit being a poor fuck.

  • Palpatine

    You know, it really does suck that it wasn’t released on DVD as well.

  • So Rich Evans did put Space Cop on his resumé. He crossed the streams!

    #2012in2016

  • Are other movies still released on DVD? I’m asking genuinely, because I just don’t know.

  • lmao go make your own movie and release it on DVD

  • Palpatine

    They are actually.

  • I do no man. We should celebrate! Senior Bowie bit the cancer bullet and Space Cop is finally here.

    http://share.gifyoutube.com/Ke29r8.gif

  • bb-15

    Imo RLM used the method that gave them the most money per disk. Then as a small company they were conservative and misjudged demand.
    It will be fine if enough disks are available in about a week.

  • I dunno! I’m just a random forum troll.

  • Palpatine

    What’s with all the Bowie hate?

  • I don’t hate him amigo. I just rejoice in his passing. Big difference.

  • Palpatine

    Ah yes, Yoda’s “wise” death teachings.

  • Just like the Mexican tradition of the day of the dead says, huh? Drink and party on his grave!

  • Palpatine

    Pass him the tequila!

  • RLMkeepitup

    You take the red pill: burning to dvd and profit what you want to profit. You take the blue pill: rich pricey blu ray but limited quantity. They took a chance either way.

  • Yaddle actually. She has some serious light sable moves. She spinns alot. Like Anakin in a space ship. This is a well know reference. Now laugh! Or I make you me personal enchilada!

  • Palpatine

    Ha ha ha ha ha!

  • I’ve started reading your messages in a stereotypical Mexican voice.

  • Palpatine

    I read them his voice.

  • So I imagine they all end with… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyBlOe2cT1Y

  • Palpatine

    Yup.

  • Mr Stoklasa, how do you plan to deal with the current nerd rage concerning Space Cop? You know all those retards complaining about the blu-ray release? And the legitimate real problem with the current shortage of stock?

    Mr Stoklasa? Sir. Mr Stoklasa!

    http://45.media.tumblr.com/357e1d1e11678e400dbce9ac8f66c500/tumblr_mir73trAPE1qj5yg0o1_400.gif

  • Domo

    I don’t know. Maybe now that we don’t have Blip.tv, the CareBoars, or animated Plinkett to complain about anymore, people took out their frustrations on Blu-Ray.

    Time to bring back Careboars!

  • Man I was wasted on set!

  • Moke

    smoking

  • Faster. And the robe… off, with the robe! Take a shower. And make sure it’s a good shower amigo.

  • But it is not auto played after the videos on YT. Blip.tv was magic. Stuttering slow buffering magic.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I guess RLM miscalculated and their fanbase really is clowns… er, I mean, hipsters that own VCRs ironically.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Hmm, my guess is they want to give it a little time to profit from physical media, before going with digital distribution, fearing digital distribution leads instantly to *orr**t* and p*r*c*.

  • ***SPOILER ALERT***
    Matt Damon space cameo

  • Hank Schkorio

    OMG! They have rays that come in blue now?

  • OMNI

    Again, where’s the fucking download link so I can pay for this piece of shit…?

  • You’ll probably have to wait about a month or so. They probably didn’t anticipate that Blu-rays which apparently nobody can play would sell so fast.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    In a few days, instead of using fake quotes, everyone will use actual quotes from the movie. In the meantime:

    “The only thing you need to know about me is that I’m gonna bag the motherfuckers who killed Cop from the Past!”

    His name… Space Cop. An Adventure for All of Mankind.

  • Bubs

    So it’s a reference to references? A reference within a reference? Which, in itself is a reference to Inception? My brain is collapsing in on itself.

  • @creamathon:disqus Found an obscure classic ‘Riders of the Storm’ a.k.a. ‘The American Way’ and we just watched it at the Manhole. Some themes may be viewed as #shaming but it’s still a very enjoyable moopie and it has a very solid cast. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091853/?ref_=rvi_tt

  • Like Icare

    What did you think all those giant blue lasers that fire at the sky in all those movies were made of?

  • John

    Sold out? You mean someone bought all 10 copies?

  • We’ve made that joke before. It’s funny because it’s true!

  • Like Icare

    Oh! That’s an excellent moopie. Or at least I remember it as such from seeing most of it on TV purely by accident. Like… decades ago.

  • John

    I guess i’m late to the party. I shouldn’t have stayed up all night watching Escape From LA.

  • You are forg… wait. That’s the one that everyone hates, right?

  • bb-15

    The disk costs $25 + shipping.
    Blu Ray players are now as cheap as $33.
    Also PS 3s & 4s and the XBone are Blu Ray players.

  • frankelee

    I’m only going to watch this on VHS you no talents.

  • Space Cop, Space Cop, what’cha gonn’ do? What’cha gonn’ do when he shoots mustard on you?

  • I bet their Blu-ray burner exploded.

  • tOmy`

    I have to ask: After all the QT conversations about dialogues in the wild west…

    Deadwood? Anyone? You know, the moment that literally cannot be outwritten and outdone? Nobody? Percy, help?

    We already have our overlords. You are just praying to the wrong god… for blood.

  • Since Space Cop is basically a Looper rip-off, does that mean Mike will direct Episode IX?

  • Bad cop
    Driving in space
    Jamming hot dogs in face

    His name… Space Cop

  • He’s going to swell up like a balloon and pop. I bet he’s allergic to mustard that’s why he eats hotdogs with ketchup. #BaselessDeduction #ElementaryMyDearSaurerKraut #AlsoRacism

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Thanks for the shout out! This one surpassed all expectations and is kind of one of those “why didn’t I know about this movie?” movies.

  • tOmy`

    “So, since nobody gives a shit (because they saw Birdman), I have to ask: Is this the dialogue that beats the ever-so celebrated Justified?”
    “Yes. Because Deadwood features the best goddamn writing ever to bless these godforsaken lands….”
    “But… do people give a shit? Isn’t it easier to talk about QT and bang chicks?”
    “It is, my friend, it very much is…”

  • Ogrot

    Deadwood was the best television western hands down. What is QT?

  • tOmy`

    Quentin Tarantino.

    There was a lot of talk about dialogues in Hateful 8, I just felt like… reminding people, what are they missing.

    Generally: HBO shows. Particularly: Fucking Deadwood, cocksuckers.

  • Ogrot

    Swearengen: You want a blow job while talk to you?

    Yankton Dickhead: No.

    Swearengen: I wasn’t offering it personally.

  • tOmy`

    “God rest the souls of that poor family… and pussy’s half price for the next 15 minutes.”

    (You can hear the sound of the thunder. That’s just HBO dropping the fucking mic.)

  • Ogrot

    No western has even tried to match the wit of deadwood. Quentin Tarantino’s dialogue is good but not at all a match.

  • tOmy`

    I have seen a lot of great shows, movies and, especially, HBO originals, but one thing still stands true:

    “No law in Deadwood.” The combination of purposefully overwritten dialogue, with a meta spin to it, accompanying a show that RULED the galaxy… sigh.

    The upcoming movie(s) has a lot to answer for.

  • Ogrot

    Calamity Jane: You think I’m scared of you?

    Swearengen: Sure you are. [pause] If I take a knife to you, you’ll be scared worse and a long time dying.

  • Ogrot

    Well overwritten dialogue with actors that owned it well. Ian McShane fucking rocked it as Al.

  • tOmy`

    Jane’s character might the most interesting character ever written. She is the biggest walking puzzle throughout the whole series… because she is very careful to not be seen sober or careful…

    Speaking of Jane, holy fuck: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHggyc3c-6M

    That’s fucking acting.

  • In The Court Of The Evans King

    Does he fly like Iron Man?

  • tOmy`

    The overwritten dialogue is the last glorious golden nail in the morbidity that is the casket of Deadwood.

    All meant in a very positive way.

  • Ogrot

    Yeah the actress who took on Jane’s character had a great performance, and I liked the exploration of her and Wild Bill as sort of damaged homeless folks just wandering the wilds in the post war west. To be honest that was prolly closer to what many of those rough necked pioneers that never settled anywhere were. Definitely more realistic than the corny idealized westerns of earlier films that bonanza tried to ape.

  • tOmy`

    Christ, I could talk to you about Deadwood for hours. Just the mesmerizing love I have for the Season 2 opener (that combines brutality and jokes so well, that Tarantino should be ashamed of himself) …

    But unfortunately it will be one of the gems that noone ever seen. Just like The Wire, Sopranos, Oz and The Boardwalk Empire, it will be always remembered as the small moment when everything was exactly right.

  • Ogrot

    I wanted to tell them something pretty.

  • tOmy`

    *slow clap*

    Thank you. I am looking forward to the movies, but this was very much the ending I will never hate. It was… perfect. Al’s last line will always be the perfect summary of the world of Deadwood.

    Although I do love “Leviathan smiles” moment so much… well, generally, Al is love.

  • Ogrot

    The thing is with Tarantino everything has to end in an all or nothing stand with a bloodbath, and in Deadwood everyone lines up their forces, parley’s, has standoffs, skirmishes, then regroups, and figures out how to fight on the next day. Which is how the real world works in most cases. It behaves as an ongoing tapestry of struggle. Whereas Tarantino wants to just seal each story’s conflict in a casket as a resolution.

  • tOmy`

    Well, as you said down below, “He wants me to tell him something pretty” was always the perfect ending, intentional or not.

    Deadwood was one big, subtle boom the whole time… and I always loved how it closed the doors silently.

  • Ogrot

    This is the grip I’m used to.

  • Ogrot

    Al’s resolve was always admirable.

    And obviously you didn’t fucking die when the doc slapped you. So including last night, that’s three fucking damage incidents that didn’t kill you. Pain or damage don’t end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you’re dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back.

  • tOmy`

    This exchange with Merrick was always one of the highlights of the show for me.

  • RLMkeepitup

    so because TFA came out last year and this year is 1 week old, Rich is claiming this is the movie event of the year. And he’s always right.

  • Rewind, selektah! Relaxation all across da space cop nation.

  • Hezokuai

    Where is the DVD you fucks, I want to give you my money and you refuse to take it!

  • Damn billionares show no respect for the proletariat.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Without a doubt the best movie of the year so far.

  • Vic Tobak

    When are you going to release a VHS version so us douchebag hipsters can be ironic?

  • Palpatine

    I just saw a commerical for an upcoming zombie horror film called Pride+Predjudice+Zombies. It’s a Fuck You, It’s Now February movie.

  • Zombies… oh… Victorian era zombies… oh… Remedy: give me, uhm baroque zombies, yes… with costumes and scenery… with style and social etiquette… with the fine art sass rivalry. I’d watch that!

    https://youtu.be/-ciFTP_KRy4?t=2m50s

  • jimmy

    How fucking quick this did sell out? I want it assholes!

  • jimmy

    You guys totally fucked up. What, did you just make 100 copies? Just cause not all of us have to comment on every video doesn’t mean you have a large ass fan base. Make some more bitches so I can buy this!!

  • jimmy

    Space Cop — now not available on Blu-Ray.

  • Lt Hurwitz

    “Space Cop”? More like “Space Flop”. Now get more copies in stock!

  • OMG! I’d buy this too but Space Cop took all of my allowance!

    #NewWife2016?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHwKPErsSt8

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Save us from the shit heaps, Hail Caesar!

  • RLMkeepitup

    yeah and samurai cop II is for rent on amazon #$$$

  • Have you seen it?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I hear 13 Hours is good….people must be lying.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What happened to your racist humor, ese?

  • jimmy

    I’ve watched literally every video you guys have made at least five times! I code all day… the work I do is well respected and I get paid EXTREMELY well. You’re my friends while I work. Most of the time I listen to BotW’s that I’ve already seen, but just listen to them while I work cause I know the images already. I can even repeat your phrases — I’ve listened to it enough to feel the struggle of Max Landis to be as witty as the rest of y’all, but fail .. though his episode and his attempts to join you are still great. I’d love to be part of your BotW cast, though I’d flub it up worse than Rich ever could. I can’t stop watching the BotW with Ghettoblaster/TerrorInBH/KillingAmericanStyle. I love them sooooo much. Silent Majority here… you guys way underestimated yourselves. Be proud, make more of these DVDs. I”m soooo sorry I haven’t paid you shit for any of the awesome stuff I’ve listened to. Yeah, I’m a dick. I owe you major $$$$ for all the enjoyment I”ve gotten from EVERYTHING you produce. BotW, Half-In-The-Bag, even that stupid show with Rich and Jack about the video games. But let me support Space Cop – the Cop from the future — the future of space! Shit, just let me order it and have to wait a couple week for you to copy them. At least give me the satisfaction of having placed my order!

  • RLMkeepitup

    No but someone posted a short clip and I really want to !

  • jimmy

    Me again.. literally you guys are underestimated your reach, and your popularity. Hire someone to figure this out for you. Cause again, I never reach out to you so you’ve never know how much someone like me is a fan. If I every came across you somewhere, like an airport or something, I’d literally run up and grab and hug you. (Except maybe Jay… dude you’ve lost a shitload of weight, you aren’t sick are you?). You guys make awesome shit, and I want to finally support you on this space cop shit. So make more copies!!!!!!!!!!

    Yes..I’ve been drinking….

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Fart.

  • Palpatine

    Aww, that’s very sweet of you. No really, it is.

  • Excusa. I forgot. Hey gringo, want to buy some drugs enchiladas?

  • Lt Hurwitz

    Did anybody ever shut the fucking doors?

  • RLMkeepitup

    did your heart just grow two sizes?

  • Palpatine

    It’s now normal size.

  • Legitimate, legitimate, legitimate! Love this guy!

    https://youtu.be/dArXTZwfASM?t=44s

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Palpatine actually died of enlarged heart syndrome right before he hit the ground.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Hugging Rich Evans seems kinda scary yet sexual.

  • Lt Hurwitz

    Quick we need to get him to the “Em Pal Car Thor Surg Cent”

  • Palpatine

    I wanna punch him in the face.

  • RLMkeepitup

    it was such a long fall and noone bothered to catch him too. but they named the surgical center in his honor

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • But he makes legitimate feature films!

  • Palpatine

    I know, but he just has one of those smug douchebag faces you wanna punch.

  • RLMkeepitup

    The moment his AI ran out of adjectives https://youtu.be/dArXTZwfASM?t=4m7s

  • Harry Butters

    Just saw Space Cop, it was a pile of space shit.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He kinda looks like Derek Savage.

  • Did you raid the heavily guarded RLM headquarters?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Guarded by an unlocked door.

  • A mixture of fake Hasselhoff and discount Tom Jones. A face only a mother can punch love.

  • Because Jack and Rich lost the key while streaming.

  • Palpatine

    Maybe that’s why I want to punch him.

  • Palpatine

    Really?

  • RLMkeepitup

    Rich was busy singing to the chat and voice impressions.

  • Don’t spoil it esse! Or I release the Chihuahuas!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “lolfuckmycock”
    -Rich Evans as he lost his key.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s possible.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Hold on a minute Space Cop is done and they’re selling the blurays. Then RLM can give us finally want we wanted for at least three years…..CARE BOARS 2!

  • Lt Hurwitz

    Corey-skint?

  • OMNI

    Fucking Farcecrook. Well I’m glad I caught wind of it here.

  • OMNI

    They fucking hate us.

  • OMNI

    I just heard his last album and it’s awesome.

  • jimmy

    So it friggin fantastic you mean!

  • OMNI

    #DiscoShaming

  • Andrew Biggs

    It’s gonna be great.

  • OMNI

    Frankly I thought the same thing (as Bowie), as a white Jew who was into Hip-Hop, Freestyle and Electro.

  • OMNI

    Bravo!

  • OMNI

    Nope

  • mrsleep

    Sold out?! In one day?
    Fuck you hack frauds.

  • Hey, it’s not RLM’s fault. They did everything in their powers to prevent people from buying it.

  • RickMoranis

    “So whose idea was it to only stock 50 copies of Space Cop?”
    “It was that fucker Rich Evans…”

  • RickMoranis

    That’s just like, your opinion man.

  • RickMoranis

    I’d be a total stuttering mess. Hell, I’d rather bump into them than any “famous” celebrity to be honest. As soon as I heard Mike’s voice all those years ago when the Phantom Menace Plinkett Review came out, I fell in love….

  • Wow. Mr Madsen is a hard working man. 17 gigs last year alone! And a mighty long list.

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000514/?ref_=tt_cl_t7

  • RickMoranis

    Definitely went for quantity over quality.

  • Your just jelly belly, ’cause Luasfilm doesn’t answer your calls anymore.

  • Thanatos2k

    It’s like poetry.

  • Thanatos2k

    Did you add in the puppy factor?

  • Thanatos2k

    It’s good to show contempt for your audience. You win!

  • Thanatos2k

    Booze ain’t cheap. Well, crappy booze is.

  • Thanatos2k

    I’d buy that for….sold out?!

    ………….FUCK

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    See, I would assume you were referring to all of your playlist selections. *cough cough*

  • bb-15

    Imo RLM didn’t realize how popular them doing a sci-fi comedy could be.
    A hint that “Space Cop” would be good was “The Great Space Jam” (pretty decent for a 48 hour film) and Rich being awesome in the trailers.
    RLM has over 300K YouTube subscribers. I doubt that RLM ordered 150K copies of “Space Cop” to be made at launch. But they might be able to sell that many if the disks were in stock.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Snort. Good luck with that, my winsome Bubs.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Sometimes you really have to squeeze the bottle to get that last blarp out, but, hey, you gotta take care of your Star in the movie-making business.
    Also, keep him out of direct sunlight.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Bring on the sniveling hordes of scalpers! I’ll offer two shekels.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    17 gigs!! That’s slightly too big for my thumb-drive! For pity’s sake, man.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    So right-on-target then!

  • Domo

    If it makes you feel any better, the 3 Powerball winners that were just announced can’t buy Space Cop right now, either.

    All that money, and they can’t pursue true happiness.

  • Space Cop prediction. There is going to be a giant Death star in it. Only more of a phallic nature.

  • Space Cop prediction. The stated 102 minute running time includes deleted scenes and hilarious outtakes. The actual movie length will be around 17-19 minutes.

  • Space Cop prediction. Tons and tons of Rich Evans boobery.

  • Cakefarts

    You confuse me Sir. Boobery or side-boobery?

  • Marvin

    That’s not the proper way to think of the needs of your customers. Not all customers want to own a blu ray player and a game console for whatever reason. Comparing the price for the disk and the player doesn’t make sense, because in order to watch Space Cop on blu ray, you’d have to buy the disk and the player, which makes a total of $58 + shipping. And the downloadable version of Space Cop is only half a solution, if it contains only the movie. If you’re interested in the whole package (the movie, the commentary track and deleted scenes), then it’s most likely judging from previous RLM movie downloads, that you’re missing the commentary and deleted scenes.

  • Like Icare

    After all those pleads by Cameron Mitchell?

  • Like Icare

    It’s based on a book. So… there’s that.
    Meaning it should have actual plot.

    But I fear that it misses the spirit of it, judging by the trailer.
    Which should feel like Jane Austen with zombies imagined by a Pythonic but juvenile mind – instead of like an Uwe Boll production.

  • Kirke

    Let’s eat the Rich!

  • Kirke

    Finally figured it out. The copies weren’t “sold out”, there were never there in the first place. All people claiming they bought the copies? Sockpuppets. SC is not ready. It will never be ready. It doesn’t exist! The Space Cop is a lie!!

  • Joe

    Ok. So they are aware of the George Lucas quotes people always post in the comments to show they are hardcore RLM fans.

    I’m stylistically designed to be happy to hear this.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    michael bay got plently of apologists

  • Earth

    Space Cop is set to be the greatest example of cinematic blueballs in the history of motion pictures. Never again will anything be as widely anticipated or a bigger disappointment.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    that’s doesn’t sound like good writting-it just reminds me the cringe worthy “sexy” lines of game of thrones.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    All in the delivery, McShane makes that shit work like noone could.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    So, now they are officially sell-outs.

    Noone ever made that joke, I am sure of it.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The biggest problem is people who get it first wont be able to not spoil it. because humans are arseholes.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    I know there are prolonged shots of Rich Evans being disgusting with food, but by God, I don’t wanna know how many beforehand!

  • Bubs

    I’m just glad they didn’t cut the scene with the talking pizza roll… you know, the one that tells you to murder your wife.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    I have that one on repeat on my laptop. Even when it’s switched off.

  • Ogrot

    To celebrate our favorite hack frauds simultaneously selling out and jumping the shark, this thread shall consist of youtube links to songs about selling out.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEKbFMvkLIc

  • dollar store cashier wife

    do you honestly care about the plot to space cop? We know there’s a giant blue laser shooting into the sky. you can map out the plot from there.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Rich Evans just eats buggers and farts. They all do that in those movies.

  • Ogrot

    We are now at war with Eurasia. We have always been at war with Eurasia.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Oh ffs, Alan Rickman died.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    69 is the new 27

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    fuck off!

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Exactly

  • Bubs

    Everyday this place finds new ways to make me depressed.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    He shall count to 3, there shall not be a 4… because he died. RIP Rickman.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Riiight. In 1983. EIGHTY-THREE. You were a white Jew into hip-hop, freestyle and electro. In EIGHTY-THREE.

    I don’t believe you were Jewish in 1983. You’re making that up!

  • LukasWormTheThird

    You mean the world?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    or this webzone? because the answer is both.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Red Skeleton

    If Bowie died to make room for Space Cop, then holy shit I can’t wait to see what awesome thing is going to fill Rickman’s void…. RIP

  • WrongWithYourFace

    And burn it onto DVD and draw onto the disc to match the Blu-Ray version.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Die Hard 6 starring an even more depressed Bruce Willis then usual.

  • Red Skeleton

    Let us take a moment to remember all the awesomeness Rickman brought to the silver screen:

    Hans Gruber in Die Hard.

    Snape in Harry Potter

    The main character in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

    Dr. Frankenfurter in Rocky Horror

    Cardinal Richelieu, in The Three Musketeers

    Long John Silver in The Muppet Treasure Island

    The Lord of Darkness in Legend

    The Smaug in The Hobbit Movies.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    benedickdit cumbucketbrunch was the smaug in hobbit movies.

  • Red Skeleton

    Is there any way for me to say all British men sound the same without sounding like a total racist?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    and Tim Curry was frank n furter and the deamon in legend. you seppo racist!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    and cardinal frenchy was tim curry.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Is cancer killing all the fey British gentlemen?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    What about the DVD release? Do you really think I’ve had the time to upgrade to such new technology as this “Blu-Ray”? The digital download better have all those fucking extras, you hack frauds!

    Now, excuse me. I need to go to the bathroom to have a Blu-Ray release.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Um, some of those, no.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Did you really think all those tim curry movies where Rickman or was this a weird Joke?

  • Buk Pravon

    Gosh! “Fury Road” has got 5 Oscar-Nominations already. o.o

    Oh. And “When Marnie was there” got one too. 🙂 The movie I personally call “The better ‘Inside Out'”. “Inside Out” will totally win… but still… nice for Yonebayashi.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    That’s being ethnicist, not racist.
    I’ll allow it.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    The latter, it turns out.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    The planet Earth is blue, and now your poo is too.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Yeah but it dosent work because he changed at the end to Barnyard Cabbagepatch. It just looks like a mistake.
    As a joke I think it needed more work.

  • Like Icare

    That’s like spoiling beer by telling people that they’ll get drunk by drinking it.

    It’s a journey, not a destination.

    Something-something smart metaphor allegory parable.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Well that’s fyucking rich. You or me telling somebody else their joke needs work.

    Kettle, the pot just called you the N-word!

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Oscars being the industry patting itself on the back, they better show Fury Road some lovin’.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    It’s killing everyone, but they’re classy about it.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    obama is going to cure cancer. he said so.

  • Buk Pravon

    I stopped counting on 8 but in think it got the most nominations including best Picture and best Director. … So, there is a chance. 🙂

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    “Would you care for scones at tea?”

    “Thank you, darling, but no. I’m feeling a bit under the weather.”

    “Oh, I do hope it isn’t the cancer. That seems to be going around.”

    “Erm. Quite.”

    “Bonny day, isn’t it?”

    “Cheers.”

    END SCENE

  • Like Icare

    By pure chance this is the second featured comment on the Guardian article on Rickman’s death:

    “surlyrider

    6m ago
    By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged!”

  • LukasWormTheThird

    In a way, it’s a great movie and a celebration of the kind of filmmaking that’s on its way out, it could sweep up. That and The Revenmanned, probably

  • LukasWormTheThird

    If you take the word “Trump” and basically completely change it, you get “Cancer”. That just..seriously….

  • someGuy

    Ok doesn’t matter, i’m in Germany anyways und i doubt they ship outside of ‘Murica.

    So WHEN COMES THE DIGITAL VERSION?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The Apocalypse depends on him becoming president… Be fucked if i’m going to lose this chance for total chaos.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    they do but they sold out. you could have got one.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Stop making up countries. “Germany”, ffs.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I wanna aim a little lower.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    the reveraning will beat it for best pic because its fresher in peoples minds. They fucking snuck it in at the last minute.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Damn you, Peter Noone, lead singer of the forgotten gimmick band Herman’s Hermits!

  • Ogrot

    I thought they split that country up after a little war, you might’ve heard about, you know, THE PUNIC WARS!

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Well, that’s why you get the “Oscar movies” at that time. I wanna see it, it looks great, but Fury Road is pure creative outburst and the perfect example of what a good craft is.

    And it has genders!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Conservatives are out there. They wanna make this this year’s AMERICAN SNIPER.

  • Ogrot

    Or was that The Pubic Wars?

  • Like Icare

    If it comes out white you should check your liver and pancreas, cause it might be cancer.
    If it comes out black, it’s just blood.

  • Ogrot

    Wait maybe that was the porn parody war they talked about in Lysistrata.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    This certainly won’t be posted literally everywhere:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eob7V_WtAVg

  • tOmy`

    It’s just one of the classic quotes, really.

  • tOmy`

    Isn’t this like 200 years old?

  • Ogrot

    It took 200 years to make?

  • LukasWormTheThird

    2564821565 and counting

  • tOmy`

    Check out these awesome nano-impressions by Ross Marquand:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFXTxQPV79w

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    No te entiendo. ¿Cuál es esta lengua?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Too much saturated fat.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    You do know why I put it up, right?

  • Amarzden

    Mike & Jay have sold out and jumped the shark!

    …Get more inventory, you fucking HACK FRAUDS!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    #69 Dude!

  • LukasWormTheThird

    It’s a thing now, sadly.

  • someGuy

    I will not discuss with people who are not allowed to drive more then 65 mph on their Autobahn.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    MPH? YOUR NOT GERMAN AT ALL!!! Kill the American!

  • LukasWormTheThird

    You have no idea how hard it is to navigate all the broken bottles when Mike’s around, it makes stuff slow down.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    69 has always been a thing Now it’s just another thing.

  • Bubs

    Don’t forget he was also Saruman in the Lord of the Rings, and his most famous role as Quigley in Quigley Down Under.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    A bit more sexy now.

    (coughs for no reason)

  • Buk Pravon

    Hm. :/ That was bullshit I wrote here… “The Revenant” got 2 nominations more than “Fury Road” … Sorry… 🙁

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    What about the time he played Old Magneto in those three movies? Or the time he got a boner for Brendan Frasier?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The other day we discussed songs for our funerals. this was my choice…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dax_tnZRExc

    #69

  • LukasWormTheThird

    I hate when people think that Patrick Stewart is Gary Oldman. Get a grip!

  • someGuy

    Aber natürlich bin ich Deutscher! Amerikaner verstehen meist keine km/h. Silly Americans.

    Krampus will get you, i swear.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    I can get on the train and smack you later in the afternoon!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Get yer hand off it Kraut, the seppos are drongos but carn’ giv’em a go.
    And Krampus would die of heat exhaustion and get eaten by dingos around here.

  • tOmy`

    Nominations for original score ain’t in yet, but that one should definitely go to Junkie XL.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    ‘greed

  • tOmy`

    Oh. I didn’t check the news yet.

    Fuck.

    You may proceed.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    It just sucks.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    We’re busy being sad right now. On account of the Oscar nominations.

  • tOmy`

    Mad Max should win everything. Except best actress. Just give that shit to Cate, because why not.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Is that a Fast & Furious thing? ‘Cause, don’t count on it.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Fury
    Road
    Mad
    Max
    Soundtrack
    Dude

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Because, Lesbians.

  • tOmy`

    It’s the DJ responsible for the score for Fury Road.

    DJ! DJ! DJ!

    I just noticed he is working on Deadpool and co-writing Yawn of Justice with Zimmer.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Best original score

    Bridge of Spies

    Carol

    The Hateful Eight

    Sicario

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Sorry
    Don’t
    Do
    Soundtracks
    Buddy
    My
    Bad

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Seriously?

  • tOmy`

    Hmm. Well, hmmmm.

    Really?

    Hmmm.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    TFA!!!? WTF!!??

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    They gotta give it something.
    #OscarRelevance

  • LukasWormTheThird

    I
    Do
    Like
    a lot
    So
    I gotta
    tell
    how
    it
    is
    How obnoxious
    is
    this
    kind of

  • tOmy`

    Cate can play whatever the fuck she wants, she will always have a special place in my pants heart.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Yeah, of all things I like, that’s dumb.That’s just cause they want to give Johnny one more.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Vertical
    Is
    The
    New
    Horizontal
    So
    Don’t
    Sweat
    The
    Haters
    If
    Bowie
    Taught
    Us
    Anything
    He
    Taught
    Us
    That
    Life
    Is
    Art

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    For me, that honor currently goes to Tilda Swinton.
    #HeroineChic

  • tOmy`

    Sicario should get sound editing. Call me a fanboy, but that was one “modern wruuuum” well done.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    ROOM? ROOM? Oh you have GOT to be fyucking KIDDING me!

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Looking at the nominees for Best Stuff That Isn’t Space Cop is kind of interesting, since I haven’t seen almost anything. I had no idea there’s a Dalton Trumbo biopic with Bryan Krampus.

  • tOmy`

    Wait a fucking minute… so as far as I remember, Disney didn’t send their copy of Newer Hope to Oscar committee in order to “protect themselves against piracy” (you know, just like that embargo on reviews, it definitely wasn’t because Disney was scared shitless), so they ain’t eligible for nominations, right?

    So… that doesn’t count for soundtrack / mixing categories? What the hell?

  • LukasWormTheThird

    You sound torn apart.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    First thought Oscar Predictions:
    Picture: THE MARTIAN (undeserved)
    Actor: Leonardo DiCaprio
    Actress: Jennifer Lawrence (undeserved)
    Supporting actor: Mark Ruffalo
    Supporting actress: Rooney Mara (fyuck if I know)
    Original screenplay: SPOTLIGHT
    Adapted screenlay: THE MARTIAN

  • tOmy`

    Soundtrack: Committee is old white people, so they will vote for that hack Morricone and obviously scream at a DJ to get off their lawn.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I’m
    absolutely
    rendered
    ,
    Buddy
    .

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Old, white, ‘Merican, sentimental people, so they’ll vote for that old, white, ‘Merican, sentimental hack dude.

  • Red Skeleton

    See how Bubs started to run with the ball the moment he got it? That’s because he’s on top of the game.

  • Red Skeleton

    I suppose you’re right, I should have just stuck to one evil-sounding British actor or done lots of evil-sounding British actors in case there was anybody too thick in the audience to get the joke.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It could win best score and I’d be fine with it. That shit was dope yo.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    OK, so I’m flaccid now. Fyucking Oscars.

  • tOmy`

    Since JXL is outta picture, my bet is it’s gonna be “farewell” to Morricone or TFA-jerkoff to oh-so-memorable TFA soundtrack.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I don’t even know what that is.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    lol The Martian is sci-fi. It’s not going to get best picture.

  • tOmy`

    Well, the word on the street was that TFA can’t be nominated as they didn’t send the screening copy.

    But they got nominated anyway. So I am wondering if it counts only for best picture / actors.

  • Michael Collins

    Alan Rickman has died…damn, this year is getting off to a bad start, who’s next?

    R.I.P

  • tOmy`

    I think we all know who is gonna win that one.

    After all, Mexicans steal anything that isn’t bolted down.

  • Like Icare

    Nice to see Tommy Wiseau finally being recognized by the Academy.

    Someday maybe even our beloved hackfrauds will be on that stage. After all, someone has to clean up that place after the show.

  • tOmy`

    From AV Club:

    “If ‘Room’ wins I want to see Tommy Wiseau confidently walk up to the podium to stunned silence.”

  • dollar store cashier wife

    TFA nominated for best editing? oh boi I can’t wait to see a drugged up baboon winning an oscar!

  • tOmy`

    It’s a shame they can’t win best original screenplay. That would be the biggest fuck you of 2016.

  • Bubs

    You even hated the editing? What next, are we going to say that the Force Awakens also had the worst gaffer? The worst catering? The worst best boy? It really is starting to sound like hate bias.

    For the record, I’m not saying the movie had good editing. It was acceptable. There was nothing award worthy about it.

  • tOmy`

    Is anyone else stunned to see a category regarding music that doesn’t feature Adele?

    That’s a bold move, Hollywood.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Academy will fuck us plenty. I can’t wait to see Jennifer Lolrence get another award for being exceptionally mediocre.

  • tOmy`

    But she was sooooooo adorable when she was shy in front of Jeff!

    https://youtu.be/ssmBTzde3l4?t=2m31s

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s called a joke Kylo. Since you missed out on all TFA discussion I’ll reiterate that I found it decent. But the editing is definitely one of the weakest parts of the whole ordeal. Everything is at 250FPS cause JJ has and probably aims for an ADD audience.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Xd so random! so humble! so relatable! so cute! !so fork in the brain! Xd

    #greatest human being alive

    #JLAW for president 2016

  • tOmy`

    I think AV Club pretty much nailed it with their article:

    “In conclusion, Fifty Shades Of Grey was nominated for an Oscar.”

  • tOmy`

    Or another great comment:

    “Was Jennifer Lawrence in a movie this year?”
    “Yes.”
    “But not just one of those X-Men ones, right?”
    “No.”
    “Okay, sure, her then.”

    -The Academy, every year since 2011

  • Bubs

    I guess I didn’t get the joke.

    “Everything is at 250FPS cause JJ has and probably aims for an ADD audience.”

    Well yeah… it’s a modern movie, isn’t it? You need to keep the camera moving or else everyone will get bored and start blogging on their iPhone about how booooooring TFA is because it focuses too much on characters and not enough on lava. But I didn’t notice any particularly sloppy/fast paced editing, so I’ll just have to take your word for it.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Nah.If Incendies didn’t received anything[villeneuve’s best flick] that means they nominated Sicario purely for politics and that sweet PR.

  • tOmy`

    During the end of the movie, I forgot there were X-Wings doing… something. Because the movie forgot.

    But then, when the other scene got interesting, they cut to them.

  • Bubs

    Oh, yeah, that did happen. The X-Wing crisis was really unnecessary and underplayed. I dunno if that’s a script thing or an editing thing though. Maybe both?

  • tOmy`

    I am not sure. I won’t speculate. As I said, I was punch drunk and bored out of my skull, so I have to wait till I see it again to properly analyze it.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    http://i.imgur.com/A7tVI9Y.png

    #I got 99 problems but an oscar nomination ain’t one

  • Bubs

    Ex Machina nommed for Best Original Screenplay? What? Sorry, but that movie was not nearly as clever as everyone pretends it is. It was a good sci-fi tale, don’t get me wrong, but could’ve easily been a two-part episode of Outer Limits.

  • tOmy`

    They also forgot to nominate Charlize Theron.

    This anti-amputee bias has to stop!!!!

  • Bubs

    Thanks for posting this. I forgot what I was supposed to be outraged about today. Also, I hadn’t taken my daily dose of white guilt.

  • tOmy`

    I am on verge with that one. You see, I called it “the classic 70s / 80s short sci-fi story”. And since I love those, I was more than happy with the screenplay.

    It isn’t as smart as it pretends to be, sure, but… I don’t know. I would call its nomination fair.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    For what it’s worth it is shame that Beasts of No Nation wasn’t nominated because that’s a fantastic film but I write that off for oscars being tasteless rather then them being racists.

  • tOmy`

    You can write off Straight Outta Compton as well. The acting was surprisingly good (for non-actors), but nothing to write home about either.

  • Bubs

    This doesn’t seem logical to me. When we nominate something for an award, we’re saying, “This thing is exceptional compared to others like it.” For a screenplay, we are thus saying “This script had exceptional dialogue, characters, and composition”. Ex Machina just didn’t have those. There was a neat little Shyamalanian twist at the end which 75% of the audience probably saw coming, and that’s it. I can’t remember a single line of dialogue from it. So I just can’t agree that it was “fair”.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I didn’t get no vibes about EM pretending to be smarter then it is. It’s a character/relationship study first and foremost. The sci-fi shit is just a backdrop for that.

  • tOmy`

    Oh, yea. I should have said “people pretending it was smarter than it really is”.

    I still have to see it again, it was another of those movies I went to with no expectations and with little knowledge of what is it about, so my perception was constantly changing.

  • tOmy`

    I just realized something awful: Not a single nomination for Furious 7?! Come on, the CGI was great, it was acting better than the actual actors.

  • tOmy`

    Oh, wait, I forgot, biggest racial diversity in the cast.

    Blame racism.

  • Bubs

    Paul Walker’s too black to win. And too dead. This is necro-racism at its finest. Big shocker from the racist elite of Hollywood.

  • tOmy`

    They just can’t grasp the concept of this diverse group calling itself “family”.

    #PureWhiteInstitutionBias

  • dollar store cashier wife

    JJ’s Star [Wars]Trek was snubbed too. Coincidence?

    #we’re a family jim

    #one last [space] ride

  • tOmy`

    Oh, right, that happened last year. Sometimes my memory gets a bit fuzzy after I spent all my fucks to give about this crap.

  • Bubs

    I really hate Zoe Saldana. But it’s only because she’s an unlikeable and anorexic bimbo I’m a racist.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    The Martian is the feel-good movie of the year. It is less sci-fi than Fury Road. It is rah-rah, and it is optimistic about space exploration, which you may have noticed has become something of a trending topic thanks to Elon Musk. It was one of the Golden Globe winners, so the media and Academy will be talking about it.

    You look at that list, and it is the one Shakespeare In Love – level title.

    I’ll allow your laughter, the day after.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Look at all the up-to-date young, white, college students getting all upset with the Academy.

    Idris Elba gives no fucks. He just flies, baby.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Honestly, both Idris Elba and young Abraham Attah deserved noms.

  • tOmy`

    I hope Dr. Dre has something to do about this.

    Like beating a woman for example.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Nicholas Hoult shoodda been nommed, too, in mine humble

  • tOmy`

    Sicario’s nominations are all about technical stuff, tho.

  • Hezokuai

    Yeah, sitting up there in fancy pants Milwaukee, they probably eat fried polar bear on their private jet while drinking phillipino virgin breast milk out the skulls of their fallen enemies.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I’m sure I’ve seen her in something.

    But all fantasy alien characters look the same to me.

  • Bubs

    Typical Xenophobia. I’d expect no less from a cracker.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Let me reiterate how sad I am that we lost Alan Rickman, I don’t think that should be lost in between arguing which movie is the worstest.

    Oscars have this magical power of turning overly critical spotlight on films. The Artist is fine, it’s charming little thing. But boom, it won statues of a golden streaker, you have to hate its guts, becuase this and that movie is better.

    The Academy itself is a closed loop in that to get in you have to have people already in the The Academy to invite you, or, give you an award. That’s how you generate diversity, yes?

    There’s enough Top 10 lists at the end of the year to pick the one you agree with, the rest is just good marketing and “tradition”.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Why would you see it again?
    Ain’t you got no music you’d rather listen to?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    But you were gonna type about Alan Rickman, I thought.

  • tOmy`

    Well, I would like to see it sober and on a big screen.

    I will most likely wait for some indie / underground / summer cinema screening to support some local business.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Who’s that?

  • Black from all the burnt flesh.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    You mean, like, at the $1 place? Do you commies have those?
    Where did you see TFA if not on a big screen?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Oh, sick burn!

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Something something – Space Cop

  • Bubs

    But… this is a movie review website. It really only has two functions: posting memes that were thrown away years ago and arguing over which movie is better than another. If we were to stop that… all we would have left is the memes… and I don’t think anyone wants that.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    It’s stylistically..(starts crying)

  • dollar store cashier wife

    This post took 12 memes to make.

    #kill me #what a value

  • Bubs

    Yes. This.

  • tOmy`

    Oh, I did, in the typical multiplex bullshit. But I wanna see it again on a big screen.

    And yea, there is only one multiplex in this city (the second, bigger one is outside, in a rural area). We have shitload of small cinemas, not $1 places tho. It’s mostly cheaper, but not that much. (The summer cinemas are usually half the price of the normal screening.)

    I usually like to support the smaller places. There are far more interesting than comfy, Starbucks like environment with sound so loud even my dubstep heart screams in terror.

    A lot of clubs started doing screenings of movies (currently, it’s 4 clubs, I think) + we have one cinema on a boat.

  • tOmy`

    2Far.

  • Earth

    Two globally loved celebrities dead, several terrorist attacks throughout the world and Space Cop is sold out on its first day of release.

    This year’s off to a great start.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    That’d be a bad idea. What’s a good idea is talking about Ishtar, both a meme and a movie.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Interstellar was basically an advert for nasa and it walked away empty handed.

  • tOmy`

    Germany kicked it off right on NYE celebration.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Let’s talk about Oscars.

  • tOmy`

    Thank god NASA done so much incredible stuff last year that they don’t need any adverts.

  • Bubs

    For me, it’s a toss up between Oscar Isaac and Oscar the Grouch.

  • tOmy`

    I’ve seen Oscar and the Wolf this year. Interesting band.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    I like my Oscars Wilde.

  • Earth

    Those Germans. Always damned efficient.

  • No Boyhood anywhere? What’s the deal? I’ve had enough, I’m outta here!

    *pulls lever*
    *emtry plug ejected*

    #HateOscars #12Years

  • Two weeek’s in and still no FYIJ HitB!

  • tOmy`

    *straight outta here

  • Wizard Phoenix

    To quote that guy “The Oscars are a Hollywood circle jerk”

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Listen, I’m mad that Idris Elba isn’t nominated not because he’s black but because he was fucking amazing in Beasts of No Nation. Once more SJW’s are extremely stupid.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Oh wait, this serves me right for not paying attention to movie news – Michael Bay’s Benghazi movie is not a joke by one of John Oliver’s writers?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You ain’t kitten.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    …will rule the Galaxy.

    Fixed.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It sounds like one.

  • tOmy`

    If Iñárritu wins the best flick, he should grab the Oscar, lock eyes with Villeneuve and start howling like a wolf.

    That would be perfect.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Idris or SJWs?

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Let’s say Idris, to be PC and still piss off people.

  • tOmy`

    I am pretty sure you noticed it on AV Club, but hey:

    “Thanks to some first-rate action, Michael Bay’s 13 Hours only feels 6 hours long” Solid C+

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Interstellar might have been a lot of things, but “feel good” wasn’t one of them, I don’t think.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Adam McKay is nominated for an Oscar. That seems weird to say.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Nah, I checked the Roger Ebert site, I only pop onto AV to poke fun at you.

  • Palpatine

    Say what you want about them, but Alan Rickman was truly the best actor in the Harry Potter movies. R.I.P.

  • tOmy`

    Yes. This.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    When you say it that way.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    RIP but I thought Michael Gambon was better. You could tell he just wanted to sleep.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The Big Short is a pretty damn good movie, don’t get me wrong, but it feels weird to say the guy who made Anchor Man is nominated for an Oscar, two in fact.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Ooh, 1 star. Sick burn!

  • LukasWormTheThird

    With Harry, yes.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Agreed. But, I thought we were rhyming “ay” words.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Sobczynski is like perfect at tearing apart a shitty movie

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “I’m your new gay Dumbledore”
    -Rifftrax

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Damn Liberal Media!

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Literally the most racist thing I heard today, 4/5

  • Sylvester Stallone!? That’s *bleep*. The guy can’t even form consonants!

    #C’monCancer #GetHim #JustLikeBowie

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I like Jennifer Lawrence a lot but Academy she’s not the next Meryl Streep. Stop treating her like that. She was passable in Joy not award worthy.

  • Palpatine

    Jesus, man, you’re on your way to becoming a Sith Lord with that comment.

  • Due to shortage maybe?

  • LukasWormTheThird

    To settle the score, Meryl needs to leak her naked pictures.

  • Palpatine

    Bryce Dallas Howard should win for Best Actress!

  • Yea, I have gone to far. I’ll lay of the C and D.B jokes.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So Nick Cage can masturbate to them again?

  • Trask

    She’s never really been award worthy.

  • tOmy`

    So… where is all the outrage for TFA not getting any nominations for Best Flick, Best Chick and Best Black?

    I want to see at least a partial, misguided liberal breakdown, followed by Disney trying to lie its way out of this mess, Lucas spewing some nonsense about how he would win all the Oscars and JJ patiently counting his money.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Why are you calling me Nick Cage? Stop being weeeeeeeird.

  • Palpatine

    Besides, you’re too fat and bloated to wave a red Lightsaber around.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    How about this, I am still weirded out about Revenge of the Sith not even getting nominated for best VFX.

  • I know amigo. To many women and enchiladas. I like to play around wit the enchiladas and eat women. That’s what I do amigo!

  • Palpatine

    All that lava is Oscar worthy.

  • Palpatine

    Just go to any Star Wars fanzone, I’m pretty sure there’s outrage there.

  • tOmy`

    I was checking 9GAG, the prime source of misguided opinions and idiocracy propaganda, yet the “original posters” are surprisingly silent about it.

    I guess they know it wasn’t eligible, but hey, someone has to say something stupid at some point, right? It is the internet after all.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It got all those nominations…in the MTV movie awards.

  • tOmy`

    Is that a real thing?

  • LukasWormTheThird

    The effects were allright, but the point is that to get nominated you have to go through what’s called a Bake Off, where the FX proffesionals from The Academy pick from several movies. Can you imagine how many members are from ILM and still did not nominate it?

  • LukasWormTheThird

    It’s the best movie ever and it should get a pony that has fur that’s also cotton candy.

    Satisfied?

  • Palpatine

    I just asumed that names of the nominated films are picked out of a hat at random.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Have you been living under a rock? Here’s a real category with the actual nominees from 2012:

    http://static.celebuzz.com/uploads/2012/05/01/Best-Kiss-2012-MTV-Movie-Awards1-600×450.jpg

    #best awards show in town

  • Palpatine

    Then go to the Star Wars Reddit page or TheForce.net, I’m pretty sure there’s complaing there.

  • Trask

    Did not expect so many nominations for The Martian. Especially best picture and actor. But then again, I hated that movie.

  • Palpatine

    And Twilight always won for everything.

    Always. Fucking. WON!!!!

  • LukasWormTheThird

    This seriously undermines the legitimacy of MTV giving awards to films.

  • Palpatine

    Considering MTV’s main viewership, it really doesn’t.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    If anything, the Animated Feature section reminded me I have to watch Shaun the Sheep and be excited for Anomalisa.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    I tried posting the “I know” from Empire like three times, there are some weird copyright issues on Youtube.

  • Palpatine

    But Inside Out will win because Disney.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Eh, all the movies look good, I don’t care which one gets the impractical golden dildo.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I’m soooo excited for ANOMALISA, but according to Fandango it won’t be in theaters until MARCH.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Yeah, I thought it’s just in here, but it bummed me out as well.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Nobody, even the ones who LOVE that movie — not even Noone, think it deserves to compete for “prestigious” awards. Or even for Oscars. (See what I did?)

    All-the-money-there-is is a plenty big enough prize for that one.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Or fall down drunk while doing Red Bull-Vodka shots with Amy Schumer.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    That is such a weird nomination.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I did not know that. I thought screeners were just courtesies or for those movies that wouldn’t be released to theaters in time. TFA had its general release with two weeks to spare. It can’t be considered a 2016 moopie

  • tOmy`

    This joke was so good that people don’t even see the upvote button through the tears of laughter.

  • RickMoranis

    Holy crap I just looked up Anomalisa. Looks cool as hell.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Two words, and the second one is Kaufman. I’ll always be excited about anything he decides to do.

  • RickMoranis

    So, serious question. I got some tamales yesterday, and I accidentally left them in my living room after I got home and went to bed. As soon as I woke up I put them in the fridge. They were out about seven hours. Are they safe to eat or will I die?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    You will not die, but you will bleed from your ass if you eat them.

  • tOmy`

    I know this is the perfect place to share this piece of medium:

    Adele doing the Nicki Minaj’s verse from Kanye West’s rap song Monster: https://youtu.be/Nck6BZga7TQ?t=10m30s

    No other sentence in existence had this many reasons for GrumPa to have a heart attack.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Tru dat!

    Unless, of course, she’d recorded this as the theme from a superhero movie. That woodda given me the Moby Aids.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Eat them and report back, we’ll asses the information for future cases.

  • tOmy`

    I can safely assure you that you won’t catch AIDS.

    But that’s about it.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Obviously, AIDS you develop. But he can totally catch HIV.

  • tOmy`
  • tOmy`

    It was about a time you hand me your lunch money.

  • tOmy`

    Your reviews are great!

  • LukasWormTheThird

    You should really think about hiking up your blowjob price.

  • tOmy`

    Same here. Looks awesome.

  • Buk Pravon

    It really looks fucking amazing. 😮

    Probably the most worthy winner of any price in existence… so “Inside Out” will win anyway, ’cause animation. -.-

    Well, at least “Inside Out” is no fucking “Big Hero 6”. 🙂

  • Bubs

    My brain isn’t wired to understand the appeal of this type of music. I can understand the connection of urban youth to rappers from the 80’s like Easy-E and Tu Pac – people who were rapping about how hard it is to grow up in the hood. But these lyrics literally don’t even make fucking sense. “Hmm… what rhymes with ‘shoot a nigga up?’… Hmm… I guess ‘wear a pretty tube top’ sorta works. Let’s go with that. Next verse.” Then it’s all set to the same 3/4 drum beat. It’s like the laziest fucking way you can possibly write music. I just don’t get it.

  • Soundguy Furstie

    Hah. ASSes

  • Soundguy Furstie

    These men are pawns.

  • tOmy`

    Nicki is a disgrace to all actually talented hip hop women in the industry. She is a celebrity first, bimbo second, model third and pseudo-rapper last.

    And if you hate this verse, take notice: I think this is the best she ever had to offer. Talk about setting the bar, huh? She has to make up words to even rhyme… it’s laughable.

    People like her have billions of hits on every song, while people like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbnumphZdPE struggle to even sell out a small venue.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    So, um, sexy?
    Thanks, Madonna. For all the fyucking whores.

  • Bubs

    So then, in your opinion, since rappers are SO FUCKING GANGSTA SON (TM), why haven’t they ganged up together to murder the fuck out of her? She’s a poser and sheeit.

  • Buk Pravon

    Comes to theatres next week. 21st of january says the german trailer.

    So I know, what I am doing that day. 🙂

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    But, wait. What? Isn’t Kanye a genius?

  • Bubs

    a Jesus*

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Masturbating?;)

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    *Yeesus.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I know. That’s what all of our posters have been promising too.
    But not according to Fandango, and they sell the tickets.

  • Buk Pravon

    Maybe. I don’t plan my sex life so far in advance. 😉

    It’s my birthday anyway… so I’m going to celebrate it in the cinema.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    “The only thing cooler than a cool-ass weapon, is respecting a woman”

    Dre M.D.

  • tOmy`

    That’s the thing tho – we don’t have that many gangsta rappers. And those who are around either sold out or forgot how to gangsta. I said it once about NWA, but that is because they were rather dangerous bunch, some of them ex-criminals.

    The funny thing is that most of my favorite rap artists are rather cheerful, creative and funny bunch.

  • tOmy`

    Nicki has little to do with Kanye. They are absolutely different ballgame.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Yeah, but you said this came from his song.

  • Earth

    After last year I don’t think I can take another awards season.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    It’s OK. Just watch movies.

  • tOmy`

    Oh, yea, but she wrote that piece of shit herself. Kanye’s lyrics might not always be stellar, but at least he has the ego to support them. Nicki has little to show for her badassness. She even got shut down by Miley Cyrus.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    “they were rather dangerous bunch, some of them ex-criminals”

    That part still in the moopie? Or, did they kinda fudge that to make ’em all seem like misunderstood yoot?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    You’d think his ego wouldn’t support having sh!t stains all over his masterpieces.

  • tOmy`

    They left out Dr. Dre’s assaults on women. But the rest is very much present.

    Jail time, feuds with FBI, warrants, weapons, drugs, dealing and so on.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Wait. What? Whappened last year that was so awful?

  • tOmy`

    10 000 comments.

  • Earth

    BOYHOOD!

    Seriously though, I’m just bored of it. For a movie enthusiast, it’s annoyingly hard to avoid.

  • tOmy`

    His ego is so big it can actually take such strain.

    “I am living in a 21st century, doing something mean to it”

    “Why do you call yourself a God on the new album?”
    “Because I am.”

  • tOmy`

    *#Yeezy2020

    You weren’t here for his announcement to run for president, were you?

  • tOmy`

    So first dscw introduced me to MTV Movie Awards and then you send me to a page that has a review by: “JabbatheHumanBeing, from the Jedi Council Forums”

    This world is one scary place.

  • Red Skeleton

    “Thank you for lending a hack like me your artistry and your credibility, Alan.” – Kevin Smith.

    Wow, never were more beautiful (and truer) words spoken. RIP Alan.

    https://www.facebook.com/YesThatKevinSmith/photos/a.77596326929.88348.6985046929/10153191187551930/?type=3&theater

  • Daniel Ashe

    Its sold out, you pieces of trash! Worse than Lucas! Seriously though, get some more copies up, bastards.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    http://jesus2teens.com/

    Thanks to Bass for introducing me to that.

  • Red Skeleton

    OMG, Danni, I love your website!

  • tOmy`

    Suddenly, the official Hogwarts Internet Studies look like a reasonable choice.

  • RickMoranis

    Will do. If I catch mad cow disease I’ll let you know.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Oh, that should be hilarious, all neuropathic diseases make for the funniest patients.

  • RickMoranis

    They were just a couple of songwriters, who came to Ishtar to break into show business….

  • Damn it! We gotta stop people from dying!

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Have you heard about Darth Plageuis The Wise?

  • LukasWormTheThird

    The Oscar nominated song by Sam Smith. More like James Bland, amirite?

    Tape out.

  • *knock knock*
    -Mike? Hello Mike?
    -Yes Rich, what is it. C’mon in.
    -Why is it so dark he…
    -Yes Rich, what is it?
    -Ehm, the blu-rays. I was thinking we could include a cheaper DVD option. Ehm Mike?
    -But Rich, then the franchise can’t produce and blow gold allover the place.
    -Mike the fans they want an option.
    -Then the franchise can’t produce and blow gold allover the place.
    -Yes, Mike. We have a shortage also.
    -I’m aware.
    -So?
    -It’s been arranged.
    -You didn’t tell us. Mike c’mon.
    -Do you know when we first met you were lying in a basket.
    -What?
    -This makes you my competitor.
    -What, Mike? What do you…
    -Bastard from a basket. Bastard from a basket!

  • Are you friends with him on Facebook? Cause we could really use his help right now.

  • Gallen Dugall

    There’s a movie? I thought it was just a trailer?

  • RickMoranis
  • tOmy`

    FOR THE WATCH!

    Wait, what? Too soon?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Yeeshy.

  • I will kill sue you, for harrasment.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    That was fun.

  • tOmy`

    I hope we can do it again. I am not sure how to get the stream tho. I had a one-time free trial of Slovakian TV for that, but not sure I can trick them again.

  • RickMoranis

    Come at me, gringo, I’ll kick your ass straight into your planet’s core!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Fight! Fight! Fight!

  • tOmy`

    Just run out of jobs to steal.

  • Buk Pravon

    I think I had the CNN stream. Doesn’t that work in Czech too?

  • tOmy`

    I think it’s protected by country-location. I could tunnel for some US IP I guess… will see.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I hate him so hard, I wish I could go back in time and kill baby Hitler, just so I could freeze Hitler’s dead baby corpse and go forward in time to now to choke Hozier with the icy dead by corpse and then rip off Hozier’s arm so I could beat Adele with it. Just, you know, to make Sam Smith feel bad.

    Too much?

  • tOmy`

    Not gonna lie, buddy: https://www.facebook.com/Variety/videos/10153320033002197/

    My eye flinched a bit.

  • It’s on amigo. From now on.. I swear amigo, that from now on I and my bigote will come after you. And when Im done gringo your wife will cook me some nice Mole poblano for me and you get to be my front porch rug. Jejeje!

  • Bubs

    So, speaking of games. I know I’m late to the table on this one, but I’ve recently been working my way through The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt. (No Spoilers, Please)

    Part of me wants to say it’s the best RPG I’ve ever played. I make decisions and they have consequences. Dialogue is interesting and usually laugh-out-loud funny. Characters are interesting, and when they die, you genuinely feel bad about the decisions YOU made that might have led you there. The other day I did a SIDE QUEST (emphasis because it wasn’t even part of the main story) that was just absolutely amazing.

    Seriously, even the side quests are better written and designed than some game’s main quest lines. And the world is so fucking massive. I have actually played MMO’s with smaller maps. How massive? I’m 70 hours into the game and I’m not even half way through. And I’m typically a power gamer, blasting through games at breakneck speed. It’s just so easy to wander off in a direction and bump into an epic quest that’ll consume the rest of your evening.

    There are flaws, don’t get me wrong. The controls are occasionally downright infuriating. At the higher difficulty levels, there’s a sort of Dark Souls quality to the game – without the amazing control scheme and hit detection – which leads to unwanted frustration. And there is a lack of role playing in the sense that you’re confined to being Geralt of Rivia. You can’t be a wandering mage or something, you must be the Witcher – but this is really a very minor complaint.

    Overall I give it 8 out of 5 stars – must see.

  • tOmy`

    Do you love your character so much that you actually look up Mexican cuisine?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    He looks like Boy George had a baby with George Michael.

  • tOmy`

    He really does suck all the fabulousness and… gay out of being gay, doesn’t he?

  • I am Mexican you inmundo Trump lover. But to be honest senior cheerleader I have many latino friends. And they cook arepas all day long. Jejeje!

  • tOmy`

    While my initial reaction was to write “Morrowind.”, masturbate for a bit and then call it a good day, I decided to not sidetrack this time:

    I saw couple of hours of the gameplay on the last LAN I went to. Not only does the game look fucking amazing, it also peaked my interest so much that I am considering reading them goddamn books. But I am very scared of plunging into the game itself, because… well, let’s be honest, I am pretty sure I would get stuck in it so bad I would even forget about my drug addiction.

  • Wow. This is a dream I had verbatim. Get out of my brain!

  • RickMoranis

    Yeah, and I’ll chew you to bits and bring your remains to Gozer! HAIL THE KEYMASTER!!! I’M A GOOD DOGGIE!!!

  • Bubs

    As much as I enjoy me some Elder Scrolls, I have to say that the Witcher is better than all of them. And I do mean all of them. It’s even better than Fallout 3, which is a great game.

    And yeah, the game is fucking gorgeous. Sometimes I just ride my horse through the country side, appreciating the game world for what it is. And yeah, I’d like to read the books too, I dunno if they have English translations yet though.

  • RickMoranis

    *growls*

  • Its an old as dirt marketing ploy. They are creating demand. Rich has 10000 units in his garage collecting dust while you wait.

  • tOmy`

    I presume they do, since people were reading Czech translations like a decade ago.

    And yea, I am pretty sure it is. Since I am not a big fan of the latest additions to the TES games, I have to admit that Morrowind simply cannot compare to the behemoth that Witcher certainly is.

    But I had the very same feeling I had with Morrowind: This looks like something I wanna look at. It feels… just right for my particular taste. While Morrowind delivers on the gritty, dusty and scary fantasy world with a dash of “sci-fi”, Witcher’s clean look that somehow combines magical fantasy with what looks like your typical Czech countryside is a thing of a beauty.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Astronautalis? Pfff wake up son. This is how a true good white rapper looks like:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITphBCtRP4c

    #zero hoots given son

  • tOmy`

    Why am I even clicking your links…

    Well, let me rephrase it: It’s not like I know what am I about to witness, but it still feels like “what did you expect?”.

  • What the fuck is wrong with your facee??!

  • RickMoranis

    Nothing. What’re you talking about?

  • Bubs

    What I particularly appreciate is how they stray away from fantasy tropes. A lot of it is based on like old welsh and polish mythology. Like, one monster in the game was called a “Botchling” which is a demon which consumes the life force of pregnant women and causes them to have miscarriages. You can see how this concept was probably formed from early superstitions to explain why women miscarry. I won’t go into spoilers, but yeah, you won’t see many botchlings in Middle Earth.

  • Other games and fantasy settings don’t have lesbomancy, either. Which proves why The Witcher is superior. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTBa2qzBW80

  • Like Icare

    It would be much more fun if the recipient got the statue delivered to them at their place of residence via small towed howitzer.

    “And this is where my Oscar went through four of my guests and lodged in the fireplace. That golden shine gives a certain wabi-sabi feel to the place, doesn’t it?”

  • Pre Michael Bay camera work and editing… hillarious.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGem7S3aeE8

  • Like Icare

    No. It’s a real movie. Sort of.

  • Real fun starts 2:35

  • Like Icare

    How could you forget (where you came from)?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCxPLlFWdFo

  • Domo

    So, I just found out Alan Rickman died.

    Come home, and am told “Well, #3 has been announced!”
    “Elton John? Paul McCartney? Rob Dickinson?”

    “Hans Gruber”

    And I don’t know why, but I burst into tears.
    So far, this year sucks!

  • Police Brutality!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Speaking of this year sucking…
    Bon Jovi. Still alive.

  • Like Icare

    Remember that time Luke Skywalker was fighting Vader with a lightsaber while Luke was flying his X-wing to destroy the Death Star?

    Oh… wait… no… those are two different movies.
    It’s almost as if TFA was a patch-up of different scenes and concepts from the original trilogy, with no rhyme or reason to their arrangement other than “this needs to be in there too so we can sell it to kids and retards”.

  • Like Icare

    He’s livin. On a prayer. His life. Now or never. AAAAAALLLWWAAAAYYSSS!!!

  • Domo

    “It’s My Death” will be the greatest song ever when Bon Jovi dies in 2026.

  • tOmy`

    There is one reassuring thing: When the reaper eventually comes for Iggy, he better bring an especially sharp scythe, pair of boxing gloves and Kevlar vest.

    On the other hand, I choose to believe that Iggy will most likely outlive me.

  • Like Icare

    Prince probably has a dozen double albums dedicated to himself ready and waiting for him to go to sleep and wait for Jehovah to wake him up, by which time he will be the most famous and most respected artist ever.

  • Like Icare

    Death better bring a lawyer and a chair. Iggy’s rider is long and complex and highly entertaining.
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/iggy-pop-2012-rider?page=0

  • tOmy`

    Also: Nobody still proved that St. Anger was indeed just a bad dream.

  • tOmy`

    You know, I imagine myself when I am 40…

    Sitting on the IKEA couch, slowly starting to regret all the cigarettes and beers, contemplating whether going to gym wasn’t a good choice after all, choosing a color for my midlife crisis Lamborghini, if I could afford one, watching the latest Iggy’s gig… just stage diving, most likely naked, fueled by what appears to be a bowl of drugs with a bottle of Scotch as a chaser…

  • Domo

    Iggy doesn’t own an IKEA couch.

    That’s the kicker. You solved all the riddles. Now, go. Ingest the drugs of your dreams

  • Like Icare

    Color your midlife crisis totem a light purple and you’re on the mauve.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    my lifestyle determines my deathstyle

    #greatest lyrics ever

  • OrangeChrome

    I remember this one time, there was a video game console (not a very good one) called Wii, and Nintendo purposely didn’t make enough just to raise hype. It made the people say, “Wow, it’s sold out all the time! It must be great if the stores can’t keep it in stock and I can never find one to buy!” Well played RLM, I mean Nintendo!

    Also, put it on DVD. I’d like to give you my money, but I can’t.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I don’t like the Wii too but it’s a lackluster comparasion considering that at the end of the day Wii became one of the most successful consoles ever

    http://i.imgur.com/FWyeJ4E.png

  • Ogrot

    I’m kinda confused that it got nominated for anything and I enjoyed the movie and paid the mouse its tribute twice for it. Particularly for the nominations it got for scoring. I watched it twice and I don’t remember a single bit of the musical score. Meanwhile, Fury Road went unnoticed in the scoring department and is easily superior to TFA in that regard. It’s almost like the Academy felt like it had to give the BIGGEST movie of the year something for not being insulting.

    I’m also pleasantly surprised that the monumental effort of love that was Fury Road got as many noms as it did. I figured it would’ve been largely written off as unimportant schlock for its ambitiously over the top aesthetics. Nicolas Hoult should be a best Supporting Actor Nominee as his role as perfectly executed as it was provided the movie with the strong emotional core it needed for its finale. But it seems like you have to play something that is “multidimensional” and “complicated,” or be a big name actor/tress who hasn’t gotten their due, yet.

  • Bubs

    What year do the rest of you live in that you don’t have a bluray player? I think you can get them out of gumball machines at the local grocery store now.

  • OrangeChrome

    I’m happy to report that I don’t know 2 of the 3 names in your post. And the one I know, I couldn’t tell you a single song title from him.

    Happy, to, report.

  • OrangeChrome

    Oh, you’re right, because it’s available means I should run out and get one, or maybe five! What else is in gumball machines that I just can’t live without?

  • OrangeChrome

    Just like Space Cop will be one of the most successful movies ever.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Like Icare

    Speaking of Alan Rickman… Anyone remember his next Hollywood movie, right after Die Hard?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2d4hxndDlQ

    Depending who you ask, it’s either a gem or a turd.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Keith Richards is still alive.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Keith Richards, how do you survive?!?!

  • Like Icare

    Jasmin St. Clair’s long term investments from her porn proceeds?

    http://www.laweekly.com/news/scenes-from-my-life-in-porn-2131819


    The first time I saw Jasmin St. Claire at an industry function, it was on a yacht anchored near the Cheesecake Factory in Marina del Rey. Lights were strung in the rigging and twinkled on the water. Jasmin, whose dream of becoming an internationally recognized porn star was realized with the release of The World‘s Biggest Gang-Bang II, stood outside on the upper deck. She wore open-toe sandals with straps that
    twined up her calves, and a vaguely Grecian gown that made her resemble the type of alluring alien woman bedded by Captain Kirk on Star Trek.
    I noticed her, turned, and a moment later felt cold hands around my neck. She had thrown down her drink, walked swiftly across the deck and was choking me.

    ”Asshole!“ she said.

    I pried her hands off my neck and twisted around to face her. ”I should have thrown my drink at you,“ she said.

    Weeks earlier, in an interview with Hustler, Jasmin had bragged of her business acumen. She had told me she was investing her porn proceeds in giant-gumball machines located on boardwalks in beach cities up and down the West Coast. She was furious not because I’d mocked her investment strategy in the published interview, but because I‘d exposed her secret for getting rich.

    ”Everyone in the whole fucking world knows about my plans,“ she said.

  • Like Icare

    He’s only 3 years older than Rickman or Bowie. He just looks like he’s 100 years old.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Which is strange considering my 106 year old neighbor passed a way over a week ago. I’m not joking he was that old.

  • He took 100x more drugs.

  • Maybe it’s a turd covered gem.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Palpatine

    I thought you were making a Plinkett refrence, but wow, that is pretty old.

  • Like Icare

    Pappy Bush and Mommy Bush are clocking away at 91 and 90, respectfully.

    On a side note… My mom’s grandmother died at 102.
    So if I should go before I’m 120, I’ll die a very disappointed man.

  • OrangeChrome

    That’s just a great story. Thank you for sharing. You’re the best…in the world…ever!

  • RickMoranis

    I’ve never really liked Leo. Except in Django Unchained and maybe a few of his early films. Other than that he’s always trying his best to impersonate Jack Nicolson and failing.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I don’t like him all that much either but he gave the best performance of the year.

  • OrangeChrome

    Don’t worry, a bunch of idiots will probably elect Trump, because idiots.

    On the bright side though, if that happens I’ll be seeing what it’s like living in another country.

  • RickMoranis

    I liked him in Snow Cake. Never seen that one.

  • Like Icare

    It’s a bit… disjointed.
    It has a fantastic cast, who are doing a comedy about a wacky genius detective dealing with unresolved family issues while chasing a serial strangler of young women.
    At times you can’t tell if the movie is serious or parodying itself.
    Same goes for actors who seem not to be certain just what kind of a movie it is supposed to be – thriller or a comedy.

    But if nothing else, it’s worth watching for the cast alone.

  • RickMoranis

    Speaking of Bon Jovi, did anyone else ever think that Chaz Bono and Bono were the same person? Like Bono was short for Chaz Bono? It’s really confusing. People shouldn’t have the same names ever.

  • Like Icare
  • OrangeChrome

    Bono is number two!!

  • RickMoranis

    Ima have to check that out sometime. Looks unique.

  • Like Icare

    It’s by the guy who wrote Generation Kill and Hella Nation.
    Guy’s a pretty good reporter.

  • RickMoranis

    I also get Bono confused with Bonobos.

  • RickMoranis

    I’m fucking wasted.

  • RickMoranis

    Me three.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    I can see you have eaten the poisonous tamales. Keep providing me with data.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The unfortunate death of Alan Rickman is going to force me to watch Alice in Wonderland 2…..fuck you, cancer.

  • RickMoranis

    I don’t think they were tameles. I think they were nanobot-infused food substance. I feel very itchy.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Son, I think you might have the Oscar Fever.

  • Ogrot

    CD Projekt Red did a better job of accomplishing what Bethesda has been attempting to do since they started making the ES series, creating an open world sandbox that provides an immersive illusion of being a lived in place. Bethesda however often fails due to creating places with complex routines but filled with automatons devoid of any personality. CD Projekt cleverly creates the illusion of general populace and personality by spending less time on their routine scheduling, activity cycles, and interactivity, and spending more time on flavor dialogue, purposeful positioning and simple but effective animation loops. It’s clear to me they recorded so much passerby dialogue and kept it so succinct that it rarely gets repetitive in the “I used to be an adventurer before I took an ar…..” way.

    On top of that Bethesda writes so much lore that is part of the overarching story, but rarely a significant part of gameplay other than this weapons kicks ass because its made out of a dragon’s dickbone. In the Witcher the monster’s lore is part of how they play in a game, dictates weaknesses and strengths, their attacks, buffs and debuffs, and their role in the story. The multifaceted way the lore is introduced and capitalized on again immerses the player and creates the illusion of an organic world much more effectively than dumping another textbook about ALMSIVI’s erectile dysfunctions on us.

    It is also an example why paying for a stable of good voice actors trumps spending the lionshare of the budget on one or two celebrities like Bethesda does constantly. Thus resulting in one or two memorable characters in an otherwise empty world of automatons, whereas the witcher creates many memorable moments with a wide cast and successfully makes all it’s regions feel like a lived in place that continues on even after you turn the game off.

  • RickMoranis

    I think Dustin Hoffman should be nominated for best actor, Warren Beatty for best actor actor, Ishtar for best soundtrack, Ishrat for best cinamatography, and Ishtar for best picture in a movie.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    Hmm, no, it’s worse, a vicious STD, colloquially known as “Baumania”

  • RickMoranis

    THESE MEN CONTROL THE FATE OF THE MIDDLE EAST

  • RickMoranis

    STARRING WARREN DUSTIN AND BEATTY HOFFMAN.

    http://imgur.com/3iUvfgZ

  • RickMoranis

    Won’t Alice in Wonderland 2 *give* you cancer?

  • OrangeChrome

    Yeah, Generation Nation and Hella something. Best in the world…ever.

  • Palpatine

    He’ll always be Proffesor Snape and Hans Gruber in my mind.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    He’s awesome in Gilbert Grape. I know what kinda jokes can be made, but seriously, his performance was super strong. Just as it seems with The Revenant, I think he does his best when there’s something about/happening to the character that allows him to sort of cut loose and be more expressive (by which I don’t mean shouting)

  • Like Icare

    Is that a note of sarcasm I sense in your words?

    Or more like a symphony? Or maybe a pop song?

  • RickMoranis

    Yeah, Gilbert Grape is an awesome movie. He also has a really good performance in Basketball Diaries:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsuEQP9i3iw

  • Snape killed Rickman.

  • RickMoranis

    Woah, spoilers!

  • Palpatine

    And if you don’t like Harry Potter or
    Die Hard, then just remember him as the Sheriff of Notingham in that 90’s Robin Hood movie.

  • LukasWormTheThird

    The czech news site I saw it reported titled it as “An actor known from Harry Potter and Love Actually”, which, fuck that.

  • OrangeChrome

    Just me being a sarcastic jerk. Sorry.

  • OrangeChrome

    Gruber from Die Hard and Metatron from Dogma are the places I know him best.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Men in Tights?

  • OrangeChrome

    Your father is dead.
    And my mother?
    Died of pneumonia.
    My brothers?
    Killed by the plague.
    My dog, Pongo?
    Run over by a carriage.
    My goldfish, Goldie?
    Eaten by the cat.
    My cat?
    Choked on the goldfish.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Um. BALLS MADE OF GUM!!!

    I mean, I thought that was obvious. It’s right there in the name of the thing.

  • OrangeChrome

    I don’t care if someone dies while making a movie. If the movie is shit, I’m still not seeing it.

    But I agree, fuck cancer.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I’m refusing to believe all the press claiming that 13 Hours is a palatable film.

  • OrangeChrome

    I don’t know what that is, but 25th Hour was great.

  • Obviously FakeAlias

    Almost everything you’ve said is wrong.

  • Palpatine

    The one with Bryan Adams song.

  • tOmy`

    So I am starting my own personal Twitter campaign. My main focus will be the lack of Asian people in movies, normal music and gangbang orgies, that usually take place at 22:00, only couple of blocks down from my home.

    While the third one might seem a bit personal, I still feel like I should fight for the rights of every human being, except pop-stars, gingers and women.

    Here are some of the proposed hashtags you can now share on your Twitter via Facebook-sanctioned Snapchat app:

    #OscarsGetOverPearlHarbor #VietnamIsOver #BangForEquality

  • OrangeChrome

    What are you talking about?!!? Just look at all of these awesome movies that support Asian people!!

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000329/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1#actor

  • tOmy`

    Oh my god, this looks horrible. I have to rethink my campaign.

    #PearlHarborNeverForget #Vietnam2018 #EqualityWithExceptions

  • Like Icare

    No biggie man. Some level of sarcasm is expected and presupposed here anyway.

  • OrangeChrome

    And about these gangbang orgies. What’s your address? Or, I guess, not yours (I understand that’s classified), but maybe a couple of blocks down from yours?

  • OrangeChrome

    I don’t have the twitters, facebooks, or snapchats. 🙁

  • tOmy`

    Oh, it’s easy to find. It’s the only federal prison in the city.

  • tOmy`

    What? How do you share your favorite snaps from Snapchat to Twitter via Facebook app?

  • OrangeChrome

    In my dreams.

  • OrangeChrome

    Keep in mind, I’m one of them guyz that doesn’t even have a blu-ray player.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    You watch too much Fox.

    There is very little press supporting the idea of 13 Hours being palatable.

  • tOmy`

    Does it star any Asian people?

  • OrangeChrome

    Well, I’ll just take your word for it.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    No, I don’t think so. But John Krasinski is photographed to look a little yellow in some scenes, I’m told.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    New York City Bowie Memorial Concert to feature Cyndi Lauper, Perry Farrell and The Roots.

    Um, that’s disappointing.

  • tOmy`

    That’s the lineup of the second stage, right? Right?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No Annie Lennox?

  • OrangeChrome

    What?! No, Men Without Hats?!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Perhaps that’s how Alan Rickman died…..too soon?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Ooh. Sick burn!

  • OrangeChrome

    Seriously though, what kind of Memorial Concert is that?

    “David Bowie, fuck you! That is all.” Pffft!

  • No Skrillex?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    They’ve got until March. I hope they add a couple of acts, at least.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • OrangeChrome

    Indeed.

  • tOmy`

    That concert is very electronica-ist.

    #DJsArePeopleToo #SayYesToTheBeat #AdoptADJ

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    How many Twitter protests do you think you can juggle, sexy?

    David Bowie’s Memorial Concert taken to task for having fewer black artists than MTV.

  • tOmy`

    I have my best hamster on it.

  • OrangeChrome

    We need Jennifer Connelly. Kappa

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VppuD1St8Ec

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • tOmy`

    Since we talk lineups, I will most likely see PJ Harvey in summer. One of the first headliners confirmed.

    I am pretty excited about that.

  • Are you Richard Gere?

  • tOmy`

    Is Richard Gere a cheerleader?

  • He might be into cosplay.

  • I tried searching the comments and…ok, I didn’t bother, but has anyone confirmed this Jake Lloyd is dead rumor?

  • He force choked himself during masturbation.

  • tOmy`

    #ThereIsNotEnoughDeadBlackCelebrities

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Hoax.

    Jake Lloyd does not live in Indianapolis.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He was electrocuted to death after he threw someone down a mineshaft.

  • Oh yeah! I forgot. I thought he bought it on that green screen lava planet….by Obi Wan’s logic anyway

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I always pictured him and Edward Furlong in a murder-suicide at Universal Studios Orlando. Wait, did I say pictured? I meant hoped.

  • I would pay real money to see that. Maybe a deep-web red room kind of thing.

  • Everyone will someday.

  • tOmy`

    So, 9 days till The X-Files. And I am actually kinda looking forward to it.

  • fred

    I like that “girls wanna have fun” song though.

  • tOmy`

    I know what this concert desperately needs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    More’s the pity.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Me too! I probably won’t be able to see it for an extra week. (No TV. I’ll have to wait for Hulu.)

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Since these things happen in threes…Celine Dion’s husband has died.

    We can relax.

    #I’mSorry
    #IAmNotAGoodPerson
    #Thoughts&Prayers
    #SomethingSomethingSomethingHeartsWillGoOn
    #TakeMeAwayFromAllThisDeath

  • tOmy`

    I am gonna steal it the very moment it’s out. I am fiending for another dose of Duchovny,

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    By “steal”, you mean you’re going to use any legal means available to you to enjoy the new X-Files at the earliest opportunity.

    That’s what you meant, right? Riiight?

  • tOmy`
  • tOmy`

    I am OKay with going to jail because of Duchovny.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY0yN-i-RI4

  • Captain Turbo

    Didn’t he already get a fake oscar?

  • Strong_Bow

    Love that guy.

  • Strong_Bow

    VIP list includes, Bill Cosby, Steven Tyler, Phil Spector and Roman Polanski…

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Oh sh!t.

    Lemmy was so-last year.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    LEN!

  • I… can’t… stop… watching!!!!

  • tOmy`

    I had a very similar problem.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I’ll probably risk the same for Gillian.

    Oh, Gillian. It’s been such a long, long, lonely time.

    Call me.

  • Those girls are worse than Hypnotoad. And for half the time I wasn’t even sure if this was a scam or not.

  • Thanatos2k

    They could buy out RLM. These hack frauds would sell in a minute.

  • RLMkeepitup

    just look at that pose. #ninjaswagger

  • Emmitt Morgans

    Did you know it took 13 hours to make?

  • RLMkeepitup

    autoerotic asphyxia to get technical

  • Emmitt Morgans

    You *can* give them your money, you just won’t get a fucking DVD…

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He got it before me! Who is this fucker-Oh it’s Len…..don’t punch me.

  • I wish we could steal his copy.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I will have my hopefully around 12:00 AM Portland Time after I come back from the local cafe with great wifi with my computer with a bird on it by bike.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    Just wait for the Special Edition where they decide to make the effects look EVEN WORSE!

  • Just remember to share it via FTP as promised.*

    *Sentence may contain satire.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’m from Portland. I’ll have to use VHS and send it through the mail.

  • I was just keeeding anyways. ;))

  • Hank_Henshaw

    First episode is, as expected, a bit of a mess, according to early reviews, but episodes 2 and 3 apparently are much, much better.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    I think it was to make up for not being nominated for ‘The Landlord’.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “I do think he is the Angel of Destruction sent to destroy cinema with his flaming sword of corpulent rubbish. I do think that what he’s doing is laying waste to cinema by reducing everything to, not so much the lowest common denominator, as the loudest common denominator.”
    -Mark Kermode on Michael Bay

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Your tits are as big as balloons
    I squeeze them,
    yet they do not pop
    -Michael Bay

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “It is a movie in which Michael Bay makes his little arthouse movie to show us his soul and we look into his soul and we find ourselves looking into a void-like abyss of blackness the depth and enormity of which it is impossible to comprehend. Werner Herzog could look at Pain & Gain and I think he’d actually be scared.”
    -Mark Kermode on Pain & Gain

  • Hank_Henshaw

    No kidding, that movie was on tv some days ago… I watched it, holy shit, it was bad. What’s insane is that there’s people out there that actually think that it is a good movie, and that those that don’t like it, “just don’t get it”.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    I have my copy.

    It even came with a magic bullet and a lifetime supply of fluorinated water!

    …and cake!

  • Emmitt Morgans

    I *think* he’s in the movie, but it’s really hard to tell…

  • Emmitt Morgans

    Not to spoil anything, but I believe this is the first film in the RedLetterMedia Cinematic Universe… so just ignore all that previous schlock!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    You mean you dont have six hours of TV on Saturday and Sunday dedicated to asian pop music?
    … I feel nothing but sorrow for your peoples.

    https://www.youtube.com/user/sbspopasia

  • Amontillado

    When is Len going to be back?! And he has a new tattoo (hah uncle pun, bite me)! Let us hope Len has at least a cameo in Space Cop…

  • Emmitt Morgans

    The 6th season of ‘The Grabowskis’ should be out soon and then ‘The Grabowskis Jump the Shark… AGAIN’ is going to be their next feature.

  • OMNI

    Yes in 1983 Hip-Hop was already starting to loose it’s flavor, not true however for Judaism. That happened when the Beastie Boys released License to Ill…Shalom

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Did you guys hear that James Horner died?

    RIP in Peace

  • Ogrot

    Guantanamo Bay?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    How come I had never seen this before?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4s9QkR12tQ

    Mesmerizing.

  • This has turned into a wonderfully fun new game; How Would You Like To See Jake Lloyd die!

  • More of my shameless advertising. The new song is on youtube. It’s one of those feelgood ones. I’m ashamed to have written it. I still like it though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_o-LA7YWbo

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I want him To get his life back together and get into making films again and there be rumors of him maybe getting an Oscar for his new found talents…. Then Macaucau kills him and steals his soul.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Too soon!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Thats really good. I am giving it the 2nd highest accolade that exists in my mind… I want to use it in a movie or make a music video. It made me see images in my brain.
    Good work Mags.

  • RLMkeepitup

    is that Rich’s grandma?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Congrats, man.

    Looking forward to the album.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Tacooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

  • Palpatine

    Speaking of shameless self-advertising, I’m almost done writing the script for my coming-of-age drama.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    It’s his daughter.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Boyhood?

    Just kidding, that film didn’t have a script.

  • Two prominent English talents dead at 69, within days of each other, due to cancer. I’d think this was a conspiracy of some sort if I wasn’t genuinely bummed out about it.

    And speaking of being bummed out but on a far less dire scale, I finally have money to splurge, and Space Cop is already sold out.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Speaking of James Horner…

    Michael Bay. Still living.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    You listen to the Radiohead – Spectre song yet?

    I heard it Christmas Day. Thought it was alright. Came back to it last Friday and wow … listened to it over 100 times since then.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    She owned the studio space Rich and Mike used to work in.

  • We’re planning to make our own (stop motion + plasticine again) but knock yourself out. 😀

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    “The bat is dead.”

    It means “hope” where I come from.

  • Palpatine

    The closest thing it has in common with Boyhood is that the three main characters are all 12 years old.

  • This is beautiful. It’s giving me goosebumps.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Jeebus Chrissy!

    What defuck kinda planet am I living on?

  • Bethesda loves coming up with all this interesting lore and locations, and then fucking ignoring it when it would be relevant.

    “The western coast is a wet-dry area, and from Rihad border to Anvil to the northernmost Valenwood villages forest fires are common in summer. There are a few major roads to the west, river paths to the north, and even a canopy tunnel to the Velothi Mountains, but most of Cyrodiil is a river-based society surrounded by jungle.”

    “Nah, fuck that. Let’s just make it the blandest Europy fantasy land possible. Those mongoloid gamers couldn’t handle anything else.”

  • Oc3anman

    There are three left!! I just ordered my copy

  • RLMkeepitup

    she sounds a lot like him

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Three prominent English talents?

    His name…Space Cop. 2016.

  • I don’t know what I just watched, but I alerted the authorities just in case.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Wasn’t this part of Stream-a-thon last year? That’s gotta be where I saw it.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Bay’s plan is to go out with a bang, we just keep listening for the next one.

  • I definitely wanna check it out, though I’ve been on a serious Skyrim kick ever since I (finally) started playing it on a PC and have access to mods for the first time in my life.

    All these years of playing Morrowind and Oblivion on Xbox, while enviously looking on at the modding community, are finally over.

    That said, the Witcher sounds like it already comes with all the features I’m desperately trying to integrate into Skyrim, without the fucking thing crashing and burning every second because I dared to add a few more NPCs to a town.

  • I thought you were talking about actors about to die for a sec.

  • Cynical Optimist

    Just in time for the Oscars!

  • They didn’t send the copy to the academy. Just like TFA… but TFA somehow got nominated. I call shenanigans.

  • My god, Rich looks like the star of a live-action sci-fi Shonen series.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    These lyrics were not written by nor for Bowie, but they work for me…

    If you come to find out who you are
    Then may you find out, may you find out who you are
    And if you come to search for what is lost
    Then may you find it, may you find it at any cost
    And if you come over far,
    Never I’d touch you or ever do you harm
    And if you come, oh so soft
    You may look up one day and you’ll be hard

    If I were to die today,
    Slaughtered in that masquerade
    The last thing that you’d hear me say
    Put my body on display
    In the parade
    Passing slowly through the town
    My feet they cannot touch the ground
    Of the parade

  • Cynical Optimist

    Disney slipped them a $20.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Disney got a big wad.

  • Palpatine

    Who did write that song?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I do not know yet. I heard it on an episode of Bojack Horseman, of all places, and I’m trying to find out.

  • Oc3anman

    You know what lyrics I thought of the moment I heard he died?

    At the record company meeting,
    On their hands a dead star,
    Oh, the plans they weave…
    And Oh, the sickening greed…

    Reissue, repackage, repackage,
    Reevaluate the songs…
    Double pack with a photo graph,
    Extra track and a tacky badge.

  • Palpatine

    It sounds very emo.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    The song was kind of Dylanish, with a “Wish You Were Here” vibe.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    YES! Thanks, Reagoo-goo!

  • NicCagesHair

    All locally sourced I hope?

  • You have good memory. I wouldn’t have remembered all of that after one listen.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I’m not sure I got it all right. But I did rewind twice, during the stream of the show.

    I didn’t even think of watching through the end credits. LOL.

  • Oc3anman

    Lol yeah quite a coincidence that “there are three left” should hold true in both instances…

  • Hank_Henshaw

    69 has rarely been this un-sexy.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Because of the oscars people are talking about mad max, and one thing kinda annoys me. The dust storm. People have one legitimate and one WRONG! reason for disliking it.
    If the CGI was a bit jarring in a mostly practical film, you are right.
    If you hate the plot convenience…? Well the production was hit by manny dust storms and Australia where it is set has dust storms like that now, and the apocalypse hasn’t happened yet. so you are wrong.
    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/50/62/d9/5062d9cb4cd686423f5a968f17ce8276.jpg

  • RLMkeepitup

    The dust tornado stuff was like cgi sprinkles on a very practical cake. I think all the worth1000 images are photoshopped, least I hope so that looks scary

  • In The Court Of The Evans King

    The Legend of Zelda?

    That is mine. Because I said it first.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Palpatine

    I liked the sandstorm scene.

  • RLMkeepitup

    no wonder Australians are tough, everything there could kill you.

  • fred

    So how bout that 6th GOP debate? Pretty interesting stuff huh

  • NicCagesHair

    To be fair, there is a ton of digital trickery throughout the movie, If you look at some of the raw clips/photos there are only a few cars in them, so they probably used compositing and other tricks in the vast majority of the movie. I hope Mad Max wins it all, that would be great.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    So did I but in ten years it will really stand out.

  • RLMkeepitup

    did they allow a committee to explore the validity of Trumps accusations that illegal aliens are living amongst us?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    there is heaps of CGI, most of it was seamless.

  • NicCagesHair

    No but Rubio and Cruz popped their shirts off, greased up, and squared up for a mano-o-mano fist fight. I don’t think anyone saw that coming.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    We had another one this week. and we have a similar climate to san francisco.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    STOP SPOILING THE NEW X FILES!

  • NicCagesHair

    It’s a very quick scene and build up to it more than makes up for it looking a little computery.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Both.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I’d vote for that. Especially if they exchanged cheesy one liners. Those debates are more scripted that WWE anyway

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I love it. the only truly unforgivable bit is the CGI Max bouncing around like a rag doll.
    A. it looks fake.
    B. Its not survivable.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I recently started watching the old x-files. They’re pretty cheesy in a good way. Wonder what topics the new version will touch on.

  • NicCagesHair

    There were some good one-liners, especially when Carson came out of nowhere to RKO Trump screaming “make this great again!!!!” and then helped Rubio pin Cruz.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Fox? F-O-X?

    I’ve seen plenty, more than I imagined, and I have a hard time believing it, is all.

  • NicCagesHair

    Aren’t you too busy trying to kill Johnny Depp’s dogs to get involved in US politics (Or the X-files although who can tell the difference).

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    There is something about the combination of your name and profile pic…. I always feel like an angry police chief.
    Chief: “God damnit Nash you not the only Detective in this department! You cant make up the rules YOU’RE A COP!… Sorry Taco… I need your badge.”
    *Taco defiantly throws badge on desk and opens door, turn to Chief.
    Taco: “Rules were made to be broken.”

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    we have our election at the same time as you… so its still months till they start campaigning here.
    google john oliver.

  • NicCagesHair

    I’ve watched them all and I’m a bugler. Just remember that being a trying issue.

  • RLMkeepitup

    ya like that episode where an honest talking, responsive guy gets elected only to be taken out by a magic bullet. Or maybe I was watching Jessie Ventura show..

  • Palpatine

    Yes.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Oh the dogs. We dont have rabies and a whole load of dirty foreign diseases. We also Arrested Sly Stalone for trying to import steroids.

  • I was fapping. Did I miss anything?

  • NicCagesHair

    Just for the steroids? Not for this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLZ6emvbf28

  • Palpatine

    Politics!

  • I tried rewatching season 1 and didn’t make it past the first 5 episodes, because the show didn’t age too well.

  • NicCagesHair

    The sacrifice to Cthulu was interesting although it paled in comparison to the Dems burning of virgins to the Incan gods.

  • Mmm, you reckon I should watch more television then?

  • NicCagesHair

    Probably not, you can always find weirder stuff than that on the internet to fap to. Unless Ronald Reagan is your thing, then 100% yes.

  • Yeah, he’s one sexy MF. I won’t be able to resist. https://designuncensored.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/reaganaids.gif

  • RLMkeepitup

    I pictured them shaking him down for the drugs and not finding any so just going to a blood test.

  • NicCagesHair

    There’s an old television special with him and a very young James Deen. If you can’t fap to that there’s something wrong with you.

  • Han Solo dies!

  • fred

    The Supreme Chancellor of the senate will not distill for the trade federations…

  • RLMkeepitup
  • fred

    Not to worry, it’s live on the Fox News network!!

  • fred

    I have some doubts on their singing ability.

  • NicCagesHair

    Nothing says Freedom like a song and dance number. (This is terrifying on a level that transcends the political spectrum)

  • NicCagesHair

    Trump would only have quote:
    “The best, most talented, most synchronized. greatest singing number to introduce the greatest, strongest, most well dressed, well endowed, well respected candidate who has ever had the grace to allow the US to nominate him as president”

    “Well they can’t really sing”

    “Then have them lipsynch damnit, do I have to do everything around here?”

  • Palpatine

    I will defer!

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I didn’t see it. Is America great again yet?

  • Cream-A-Thon

    You better hurry – I hear Disney’s readying the Star Wars: Sith Babies prequel.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Speaking of advertising myself my buddy got cast in Rogue One and never told me.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Of course it is.

  • odigity

    I don’t own a single optical drive. Physical media is dead. Can you please provide me a way to pay you in exchange for being able to download the movie and extras directly?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Hey, we’re talking about Rick Alanman!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Clever comment.

  • RickMoranis

    I liked it when they sacrificed the child to Molech.

    http://www.lovethetruth.com/jis_images/cremation_of_care.jpg

  • RickMoranis
  • RickMoranis

    Dammit Nic Cage Hair, you already made a sacrifice comment and now it looks like I copied you! Everyone betrayed me I’m fed up wit this world!

  • RickMoranis
  • Kirke

    The fluoridated water is a lie… MR STOKLASA!

  • Even all the crickets killed themselves.

  • What an asshole!

  • Oh my God! What’s wrong with my his faaaacee!!?

  • tOmy`

    I noticed a strange pattern within the top highest grossing movies…

    They are mostly pretty shit.

  • tOmy`

    It’s pretty great, but horrible for a Bond theme.

  • tOmy`

    I don’t think it will be much of a problem, tho…

    It looks a bit fakey, but then again, it is pretty much the only fantasy element of the movie; and gorgeous one for that matter.

  • Fartastic

    Your saying this just made me realise that the ” I don’t like sand…” lines in Attack of the Clones were not only rhetorical gems, but also Lucas’ subtle way of foreshadowing Anakin’s murdering of the sand people. My god, poetry indeed.

  • tOmy`

    It was a clever commentary on US Military approach regarding Iraq and Afghanistan conflict, planting the seeds of democracy and a futile attempt to bring a balance into unstable countries through executive police action, that, unfortunately, brought an economical stability only to two major contracting companies, furthermore underlining the whole strategic, political and humanitarian clusterfuck that lead to creation of two hopeless political regimes very similar to police states that now, when push came to shove, realized they can’t exactly do jack shit.

    That, or it was just a shitty writing.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    humans are stupid. fact.

  • tOmy`

    I spent whole day yesterday listening to the OST (until Maggit’s single hit the charts, obviously) and I have to say that (except its slight repetitiveness) it is one fine piece of music.

    #ThereIsNotEnoughNominationsForJunkies

  • Fartastic

    The same goes for the top comments on this webzone.

  • tOmy`
  • tOmy`

    As brought to you by Onion Politics:

    ‘This Will Be The End Of Trump’s Campaign,’ Says Increasingly Nervous Man For Seventh Time This Year

  • Like Icare

    More like irrational. It’s what makes us humans and not robots.

  • Mister President, you may have inserted your penisia into a monkey’s bottom.

  • Thanks!

  • AutumnHippie

    Hurry up and post the digital download. I need it!!!!

  • tOmy`

    Your comments are great!

  • Oh, stop it, you! *blushes*

  • Like Icare

    Actually… No.
    Bowie was also a shrewd investor.
    He ended up owning his own songs AND making money by putting up the songs he already owned (he signed smart contracts from the start, ensuring he’d get his masters back and sooner by taking less money upfront) – as bond assets.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebrity_bond#Bowie_Bonds

    The best part is, he foresaw that the sales of music will tank, thus making millions and consolidating his IP rights (getting both the cake and eating it) – while the value of bonds went to junk.
    He saw that money was about to be lost, so he made both money and actual value out of it.

    It’s like The Big Short, only with the music industry.

  • Fartastic

    You realize that such pleasantries lower your upvote to comment ratio, don’t you?

  • tOmy`

    Nobody can beat David Guetta tho; the first crippling blow of the music industry, as this hack was able to sell every song from one of his albums to different ads, games and movies.

    Also known as “The Dawn of EDM”.

  • Like Icare

    Oh… so it’s like Boyhood cubed.
    Boyhoo3.

  • Like Icare

    Tacop.

    2016.

  • Like Icare

    You mean like nobody can beat Titanic?

  • tOmy`

    Yea. Actually, if I remember correctly, he was the first one ever to do it and he might be the only one as of now.

    So it’s unfortunately rather true.

  • Hm… I didn’t know Space Cop’s name was Mary…
    [Sort of NSFW] https://ukpirate.org/s/?q=space+cop+&category=0&page=0&orderby=99

  • I really wonder what the DVD cover looks like. Rich in flesh?

  • Marvin

    You’re doing it the wrong way. You must say: the longer I have to wait, the less I care.

  • Marvin

    That being said: where’s my Space Cop DVD?

  • Oooh, I found it, but it must not be posted here. Rich never looked sexier btw.

  • Marvin

    Speaking of endings (you know, because we have waited 12 years for the waiting for Space Cop to end):
    https://medium.com/@octskyward/the-resolution-of-the-bitcoin-experiment-dabb30201f7#.7dyx5ochm

    “Why has Bitcoin failed?
    It has failed because the community has failed. What was meant to be a
    new, decentralised form of money that lacked “systemically important
    institutions” and “too big to fail” has become something even worse: a
    system completely controlled by just a handful of people. Worse still,
    the network is on the brink of technical collapse. The mechanisms that
    should have prevented this outcome have broken down, and as a result
    there’s no longer much reason to think Bitcoin can actually be better
    than the existing financial system.”

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Could never have seen that coming.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    People are stupid.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Winner!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Golly!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    No. Andrew was right.
    “Stupid” describes it.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Jeebus! 6 of those things!

    In my day we’d just take the anchor babies out back and shoot ’em. P-tew. P-tew. We’d just have the two of us — the crazy guy and the one other guy who was running against me. Amirite?

  • Marvin

    Never. As soon as the race for faster computers to generate more bitcoin began, it became obvious that not all are into bitcoin out of idealism.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    YES!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I love all the bobbleheads behind them.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    YES!

  • Marvin

    So when Spock says that humans are essentially irrational, he is just saying “humans are stupid” in a polite and diplomatic way.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Unsubscribe!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    And then you raped him in prison.Wait. What?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Gillian gets a whole lot sexier.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Spock is make-believe, stupid human.

  • Marvin

    Whaaat?! Spock is just a character in a tv series? I’m shocked.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Yeah, he’ll never get the high score that way.

  • Time to switch to doge coin.

  • And more Japanese Asian.