Space Cop blurays are back in stock!

January 29, 20162,945 Comments

BLURAY: http://redlettermedia.bandcamp.com/merch/space-cop-blu-ray

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Space Cop is here! He’s on the case. The Space Cop blu-ray is now available!

Filed in: Feature Films

  • Aussies don’t deserve those adorable roos! We need to rendition kangaroos to the US of A and get them enrolled in one of our famous witness protection programs.
    Today from the NY Times: Aussie terrorists hatched plot to plant bombs in kangaroos
    http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/29/world/australia/plotters-talked-of-planting-explosives-on-a-kangaroo-in-australia.html

  • Copaco Kid

    Shipping and exchange makes buying the BlueRay in Ontario $53 fucking dollars.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    THIS IS OLD CONTENT YOU FUCKFACES!

  • Oh no, it’s Rich Evans.

  • Palpatine

    Let’s see how long it takes for it to go out of stock again.

  • ashwilliams

    Well, the last 20 units sell really fast, let’s see how long it takes to sell this 20 new copies

  • Palpatine

    Now this cover art for the film would’ve been way better:
    http://i.imgur.com/cWnVLfD.jpg

  • Red Skeleton

    Ugh… to buy or not to buy! Ugh…

  • Like Icare

    Speaking of back in stock… They are making a sequel to Troll 2.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF-eybteJhw

  • Like Icare

    What’s the point of shipping anyway? Everyone knows that Mike and Jay are a couple.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    C A N C E R

  • Palpatine
  • WrongWithYourFace

    Wait, that doesn’t look like a DVD.

  • Bubs

    In the famous words of Darth Vader, “Yippeeee!”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3IJQXwah0E

  • TheManHole

    “Where going to put it on a DVD! and I know those kids like the torrents so I want to bombard every DVD with solar radiation. I think that will create some kind of Magnetron.”

  • TheManHole

    Is it just me or is anything that we might recognize even slightly now a bankable IP?

  • Palpatine

    Sometimes it works, i.e. The Lego Movie.

  • Jason Ross

    Is it factual that you guys were going to name this film SPACE CUCKOLD because you are all a bunch of hackfrauds?

  • TheManHole

    Yeah but that was a good movie using the lego theme as a background this looks like shit. I guess I shouldn’t care right I mean It’s just kids programming so it’s okay if it’s shit.

  • Palpatine

    I know you’re being sarcastic, but I hate it when people say you can’t hate on something because it’s made for kids.

  • Classic, classic Rich Evans.

  • RLMkeepitup

    how long were you sitting on this story waiting to release it, *fart* how many lives were lost..

  • He was a good friend.

  • Does that mean it is sold out again?

  • Palpatine

    “I HATE YOU!!!!!”

  • Was only a matter of time judging by how sick you looked in the past years.

  • Unrelated piece of music. https://youtu.be/hCDAfa-NI-M

  • Red Skeleton

    How much fraud could a Hackfraud hack if a Hackfraud could hack fraud?

  • TheManHole

    A hackfraud could fraud no amount of hack because a hackfraud can’t hack fraud.

  • Um, green?

  • Red Skeleton

    Why you gotta make everything about race, Greenman!

  • Like Icare
  • bretweir

    …haven’t been this excited since I watched Double Down.

  • Like Icare

    Fucking sand…

  • ashwilliams

    Now this is podracing

  • Palpatine

    I’m not good at maths.

  • Beckoning Chasm

    Damn, I missed it during its theatrical run.

  • Beckoning Chasm

    To keep his pants up?

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  • Palpatine

    What theatrical run?

  • Tapeworm

    That guy sucks.

  • Moke

    roos for the world!

  • Red Skeleton

    Don’t you mean JAJAJAJAJAJA?

  • The Martian. Nice flick. Give it 7.2.

    Most memorable moments.

    Mark Watney: Yes, hello. I’m in trouble. There is no more oxygen. I miscalculated.
    Teddy Sanders: One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu.
    Mark Watney: Ehm, what? Come again?
    Teddy Sanders: We called it a bullshit. *laughs hysterically*
    Mark Watney: Come in? Repeat?
    Teddy Sanders: *continues to laugh hysterically*
    Mark Watney: I’m not gonna die here.
    Teddy Sanders: Get outta here! *laughs* Well, talk to you later. Oh and remember to eat those potatoes. *hangs up*
    Mark Watney: Hello…?

    One week later at press conferance.
    Teddy Sanders: Mark Watney is dead.

    Meanwhile on Mars.
    *Mark Watney crawls out of a dead horse*
    Mark Watney: *looks into camera* Hi, I’m Mark Watney and I’m still alive… obviously.

    -BASED ON A TRUE STORY-

  • I copy pasted from the internet. The joke. It’s not worth it gringo. But playing wit your wifes murciélago is. Jejejeje!

  • New X-files. I can live with it. Interesting. And they even smeared computer make up on Scully. She looks to be exactly 34,7 earth years old. That’s hot!!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Haven’t seen Steve Jobs yet but I don’t know why he hasn’t received accolades for Macbeth. Holy hell is he magnificent in it.

  • Fuck Shakespeare. It looked amazing, but I turned it off after 20 minutes, because of those insufferable dialogues.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    STFU,GTFO and FMLTWIA

  • I bet it is great, but fuck those dialogues.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    For me a much bigger problem is those lines being delivered in thick scotish accent-it makes me feel as if I never understood english nor do I ever will.

    # watch it with subtitles

  • Marvin

    I hope they learn from their mistakes and keep more digital downloads in stock than discs. *rolls eyes

  • Maybe I’ll rewatch it when my concentration has improved.

  • Their server will run out of bandwidth.

  • Marvin

    Maybe they should upgrade from their C64 with 1 MB RAM.

  • That’s like 1024 kilo bytes! No one’s ever gonna need more.

  • Trask

    If 1mb ram is good enough for a space shuttle, it is good enough for redlettermedia.

  • Marvin

    There is no need for more than 5 computers in the world.

  • Marvin

    It is enough to reach for the stars!

  • Percy Gryce

    I thought the title of this post was: “Space Copy BUY BACK”–you know,
    before the government forces these fraudulent hack to recall these so-called Blu-rays.

  • Percy Gryce

    Peyote?

  • Percy Gryce

    I’d buy that for a dollar.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Speaking of shit Fifty Shades of Black has the same rating on Rotten Tomatoes as Norm of The North. My god…

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Macbethficient?

  • Mark Bisone

    Excellent sharpie work on that disc label. Can I pay with a money order and a SASE?

  • Percy Gryce

    Language.

  • Percy Gryce

    Send them some Guatemalan postage stamps. That’ll get you pretty far.

  • Mark Bisone

    I heard they are natural carriers for the Zika virus.

  • Percy Gryce

    Damn straight. Tell Rich Evans not to get pregnant until the year 2038.

  • Or 15 Nukie tapes. Estimated value is about the same.

  • Mark Bisone

    From the looks of it, we’re about 8 months too late.

  • Percy Gryce

    Space Cop is pregnant . . . with meaning.

  • But it just targets pregnant women and their babies. So why worry?

    *blows cigar smoke at wife*

  • Mark Bisone

    Laugh now. But in the ashes of the apocalypse, N.U.K.I.E tapes will emerge as the standard currency for beans, vodka and pussy. Why do you think Percy is hoarding them? He only sends RLM a few scraps to subsidize Jay’s beard.

  • Well, somethians.

  • Percy Gryce

    Jay’s beard = Gillian

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Is a SASE an Interstellar robit?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    MICCCOOOOOO

  • Percy Gryce

    Yeah, he’s the sassy one.

    Alright, alright, alright.

  • Percy Gryce

    The gang’s all here. This feels like old times.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    “The indigestion of hot dogs is a flat circle”

    -Space Cop

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Speaking of gang this is real.
    http://comicsalliance.com/files/2016/01/HB01.png

  • Mark Bisone

    We should sacrifice a virgin to celebrate. Somehow, I don’t think it will be too much trouble finding one.

  • Percy Gryce

    They should have given Velma a visor like Geordi La Forge’s.

  • Mark Bisone

    Daphne has a purple space bazooka?

  • Mark Bisone

    Oh, what the fuck? Shaggy is a hipster?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “Jay told me you’re all circus clowns.”

  • Percy Gryce

    And a Crowleyan practical occultist.

  • Beans, vodka and pussy? On Naboo we care not for pu*bleep*. Makes such a mess. I tell my wife “No pu*bleep* tonight!” But she insists and I put on safety goggles and… oh, you humans are lucky. I once passed a no p*bleep* policy but there was public uprising. Oh, so much pu*bleep*! Too much pu*bleep*!

  • Mark Bisone

    And Scooby looks like his resistance was futile. I’m sensing a theme…

  • Percy Gryce

    OMG, I didn’t notice the tattoos–but my brain did.

  • Red Skeleton

    I have been consulting all my spanish dictionaries trying to figure out what/how “Bat” can mean what you’re trying to say. All I can come up with is that Bat is obsolete English slang for prostitute (one who prowls at night) and that in Mexico one “smokes like a bat”. Like that’s the equivalent literally of the expression “to smoke like a chimney”, ” fumar como un murciélago.”

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I was just thinking the other day, Mike’s joke calling Into Darkness Star Trek The Fast and The Furious is actually true. Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • Batman is a prostitute?

  • Mark Bisone

    I noticed that the trailer’s song is a reference to the first reboot film. The lesson is, nothing is ever too new to reference.

  • Zika, take me away! Sweet oblivion expunge me!

  • Palpatine

    Taco’s not here though. Isn’t he like the leader of the commenters on here?

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Mark Bisone

    I sabotaged the brakes on his car last night, so I assume he’s here in spirit.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Red Skeleton

    Who chain smokes, clearly. Perhaps the mexicans got Bats confused with Ducks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RJsjeoP8_w

  • His film Cet made him a star and he left us to rot on redlettermedia.com. And here we are…

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Cet only works because Chivo’s cinematography.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Scooby Doo: The Wrath of Shinzon

  • Red Skeleton

    I can’t help but notice this video is literally the old announcement but with a few changes. What kind of an asshole takes an existing video, adds a few new lines and visuals and calls it new content?

    https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6202/6155076887_36059d7953.jpg

    Oh………

  • dollar store cashier wife

    it rhymes

    like blood in my stool

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Cue I Squeeze Gats.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Daniel Day Lewis
    There Will Be Blood In My Stool

  • I’d like to sneak across the boarder and play wit her enchiladas. Jejeje!

  • Palpatine

    I still have my Special Edition VHS tapes lying around my house somewhere. I remeber I used to always fast-forward through the behind-the-scenes thing that played before the actual movie itself.

  • We have no schools. Only drugs man.

  • Red Skeleton

    I had the lovely, lovely boxest that had the original poster artwork (or at least I assume it was the poster artwork) all over it. The problem with that release was that each video started with a trailer that showed Luke asking Yoda if Vader was his father….. THANKS FOR SPOILING THE GODDAMN MOVIE FOR ME YOU ASSHOLES!

  • NicCagesHair

    This clip really makes me want to get out there and oppress someone.

  • Mark Bisone

    To be fair, Yoda might have replied, “Fuck no! Fuck is wrong with you, honky?”

  • Palpatine

    Was it realesed by CBS-FOX Video?

  • RLMkeepitup

    ain’t nobody got patience for no suspense. let everyone know everything right away, the main characters.. the audience.. EVERYONE!

  • Red Skeleton

    Is that a joke? I don’t know, in any event.

  • Domo

    Or catching one, because you know none of us are all that into personal fitness.

  • NicCagesHair

    If it’s the Leonard Maltin interview they recycled that from a previous release too.

  • Palpatine

    No, not a joke.

  • Palpatine

    Nah, it was just showing how they made the Special Editions.

  • Mark Bisone

    Maybe we can ban Andrew afterwards, as an act of ritual communion.

  • NicCagesHair

    That might be more tolerable than Leonard Maltin but only just.

  • Domo

    I was tempted to toss my copy of Space Cop in a Best Buy Blu Ray bargain bin to see if anyone passing by would react to this weird movie that no one’s heard of.

    Then I realized that no one buys Blu Rays. Or shops at Best Buy in January.

  • Domo

    The illusion of a cleansing. Perfect!

  • Mark Bisone

    Maybe you could throw it in a dumpster, and accidentally spawn a
    Rich Evans hobo cult?

  • Red Skeleton

    Ah, well I lost track of it years and years ago…. A google search has given me this. I’m watching it with the sound off but it LOOKS like what I remember seeing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBHxfkdx5nc

  • Domo

    A sex dungeon seems more fitting.

  • RLMkeepitup

    the heavy traffic in the background represents all that has been lost

  • Palpatine

    Sorry Boss, but Zika is non-fatal.

  • Mark Bisone

    Or the ruins of an Albanian castle.

  • Domo

    How bout that new hotdog factory? The one filled with horse penis and Chinese people?

  • Mark Bisone

    What about the old bean factory?

  • Palpatine

    The narrator sounds like Mike doing one of his silly voices.

  • Domo

    That place went out of business. Mr. Plinkett ate their entire supply to make a house float out of Lake Michigan.

    He thought the bean factory was an all you can eat buffet.

  • A good old fashion hanging then. Yeihaaw!

  • Buk Pravon

    I didn’t see it yet. Is it better than the Polanski one? I loved that.

  • NicCagesHair

    Well here is a trailer for a movie I worked on, looks about as good as I thought it would. Hopefully I will take my place next to RLM in the beautiful kingdom of hacks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL4CwAKzYkM

  • Mark Bisone

    True, but I hear that terrorists sometimes use it as a hideout, and to stash their massive hoard of N.U.K.I.E. tapes.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Nice!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Did you just remade Nukie?

  • Domo

    That’s the way to find the terrorists.

    Send Percy Gryce on a NUKIE hunting mission!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Haven’t seen Polanski’s version sadly but I loved this one. Though I can see how it can be polarizing.

  • Mark Bisone

    Maybe S.T.A.R can crossover with Space Cop, and start a cinematic universe.

  • Domo

    Sweet. A nice emotional moment when a lady dies in a car crash that’s ruined by the appearance of ALF’s dorky cousin.

    You reached peak schlock!

  • Mark Bisone

    We better act fast, before they get their hands on NUKIER weapons.

  • RLMkeepitup

    good, now release a trailer every year for 12 years

  • Buk Pravon

    Polanski’s has a beautiful sword fight sequence. Don’t want to spoil it for you… but it is, in it’s own way, absolutely amazing. … Hmmm… I really need to rewatch it any time soon.

  • NicCagesHair

    I believe the car crash is a flashback at the mid way point. I probably should have read more of the dailies.

  • NicCagesHair

    God the merchandise alone would make us rich!!!!!!!!!

  • A real puppet!? Way cooler than JJ’s ‘The Fecal Matter Awakens’ CG!

  • “Movies are not about the little details, it’s about making money”

    -Mike Stoklasa

  • NicCagesHair

    He distributed his last movie through Walmart so it just might make money.

  • NicCagesHair

    I believe the movie more of an ET movie with gangsters and an alcoholic writer and some kids or something. For only missing like 3 shoot days, I still haven’t really put it all together.

  • Mark Bisone

    I’m guessing the movie’s message is “We’re a family!”

    Also, some guy wants revenge.

  • NicCagesHair

    Saying it has a message might be giving it too much credit. It will certainly be at least 90 minutes. Maybe.

  • NicCagesHair

    The puppet was really the key to all of it. The puppet fight scene also went much smoother than expected.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Can you say shady, kids?
    https://youtu.be/r2UqT6SZ7CU

  • WrongWithYourFace

    It was the only way to make him join us again.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Neil Breen’s Nukie

  • I give it three days before they sell out again.

  • Mark Bisone

    I don’t get it. Are they selling Amway?

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    What? They already sold out. It was called “Half in the Bag Episode 100: Star Wars; The Force Awakens.”

    #BURRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNN

  • Wizard Phoenix

    They sold their souls to the devil to get their shitty videos popular.

  • Is he a funnier character than you’ve ever had?

  • Yowza!

  • God those guys look punchable.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    *turns around* A stepladder!

  • Mark Bisone

    The way they talk about “our formats” makes me want to rip off their heads and shit down their scrawny throats. They want money every time someone films a “reacts to” video? Don’t they know people will start hating those in approximately three weeks?

  • A know, right? It was time for my next evolution. THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    They also said “franchise”. I got some serious shakes from that word. “Franchise”.

  • Domo

    Bullshit bingo! Yay!

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Holy crap the cynicism and business jargon is real.

  • That’s what Youtube teaches you in their concentration camps.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “We have money, fuck basic fair use laws, we have money we want more money”

  • Tapeworm

    *Sell the one copy

  • Wizard Phoenix

    They sold out the moment they started selling pint glasses.

  • If they sold the one copy, it was to meeeeeeee! HAHAHAHAHA!
    I don’t even have a blu ray player. I just want one so I can have one and someone else can’t! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

  • I look forward to RedLetterMedia: the Breakfast Cereal.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Star Wars is a franchise. People reacting to other people’s content is not.

  • I can’t stop loving this note: https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8745788160/h9A1D7045/

  • How else are they gonna pay for those hipster haircuts?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    *fake hipster. They’re pretending to look hipsters. That makes them worse.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    RedLetterMedia: The Flamethrower. Unless you use it to melt snow. Then your ass is going to the slammer.

  • Red Skeleton

    So he sounds like Mike talking normal?

  • I don’t even know why milleniel douchbags like them piss me off so much, but they just do. Maybe I’m just getting old.

    Get off my lawn!!!

  • Merchandising! Where the real money from the hack frauds is made!

    They need to release a Rich Evans doll that goes “Oh my GOOOOODD” when you squeeze it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Like Mark Collins, age 45?

  • Percy Gryce

    Is that a part of the Space Cop Cinematic Universe?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The SCCU? How to even say that out loud?

  • Percy Gryce

    Pronounced “suck-you.”

  • Percy Gryce
  • Percy Gryce

    I’m out of the NUKIE biz.

  • Domo

    Rich Evans will say he needs just one more NUKIE tape, and you’ll be back out of retirement in no time.

    It’s practically your siren call.

  • Percy Gryce

    He really does.

  • Percy Gryce

    Do we have to look at his junk first?

  • Well, they just said they won’t be taking down ‘reaction videos’, but they’ll license their own ‘format’ like a McDonalds restaurant to any suckers people who are willing to do so.

  • Jason Ross

    RLM vault is right next to the Disney vault. They always be pulling shit out of there and then putting shit back in there… for one last time or whatever the commericals state

  • Pizza roll flavoured. It has to be.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    No,FuckYOUBro.com

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    It’s all the self-importance.

    “We’ve changed the world! No, really, we’ve changed the world!”

  • tOmy`

    Cheerleader’s biz trying to stay relevant: Among all the mass-ordering of blu-ray players to have nothing to play on them once Space Cop sells out again, don’t forget:

    Sia and Rihanna just released new albums one day apart. I don’t know about you, but the critics’ battle between Sia (meta score: 68) and RiRi (meta score 67) is the hot shit right now. You can purchase these albums via Magnet Link stone stores now! Make history. Make bad decisions.

  • Red Skeleton

    DAMN IT! Why did I just think of this joke NOW: “Space Cop! Meet the Cop that can’t be bought!” Hurry up and sell out again so I can do that joke properly!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Nothing’s better than the Polanski one.

  • RLMkeepitup

    it could be worse, you could have made an nice pun and not realized it. I saw a job applicant for professor position do that yesterday. There was no pause or inflection in his voice and the audience didn’t laugh. ..

  • Palpatine

    That wouldn’t be the first time Rihanna was beat by someone else.

    I’ll see myself out.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    “Space Cop Back in Stock” is also the porno title. ITB, yo!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    RLM should do that then we could all be hack frauds.

  • Red Skeleton

    So it was like:

    “I was happy for a while studying shrunken heads as an undergraduate anthropologist, but then I thought “This is no way to get ahead in life!”
    You all: *Starting to laugh.*
    Him: *Not pausing* So that’s when I decided….
    You all: *Aborted laugh turns painful.*

  • H. Dog, you’ve got red on you.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Manhole Event – TONIGHT 1/29/16 – Disc of Doom “Drug Edition” 22:30 EST. Turn on. Spin In. Hole OUT.
    http://www.classtools.net/random-name-picker/45_bUGgEg

  • Like Icare

    Better get those out quick before they are regulated like machine guns.

    link

    No… Seriously.
    Unless you’re in Maryland or California, you can even order them through the mail. George Carlin was SO wrong.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4nknAzQPHE

  • Like Icare
  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Yah mo b there

  • Like Icare

    L-O-L! If only…

    C64 had 64 kilobytes. And only about half of it was actually directly available to the user on startup.
    http://www.el33tonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Commodore64.jpg

  • Mark Bisone

    Okay, but I get to be the Josh. That way I only have to show up to work twice a year.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Wow, you frauds sure get these posts up when you have something to sell. #hackfraudsyoufucks

  • Cat Stevens

    Let me know when the one I can pay to download off the internet is in stock you hacks

  • Thankfully I’m not wasting my life by posting useless comments on some obscure website.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I’m watching george carlin on pootube

  • I’ll allow it.

  • Dogs are Stevens, too!

  • Amontillado

    The suspense of the wait for the digital download is literally killing me. It is, right now, as we speak, gnawing off my right leg before it will begin on my torso. In the word of our Saviour, and great Redeemer, Rich Evans: “Oh, my *big breath* ¡GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD!”

  • Amontillado

    How dare you treat such a sacred relic so thoughtlessly! This is the great Space Cop movie, the New Testament of the Commentariot if you will. We cannot defile the sacred tome!

  • Cat Stevens

    We’re all Stevens…even Stephens.

  • Broken Squash

    My blu-ray arrived today. It’s ripping as I type, and in 20 minutes I’ll be jerking off to Rich Evans. Fuck all you bitches and your digital download whining. I live in the goddamn North Pole and I’ll be watching Space Cop before you.

  • fred

    Well, after seeing Dogtooth I now must see The Lobster.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I saw the whole movie before you. https://youtu.be/OKKSBHlxRdg?t=4s

  • RiverDevil

    Will they make a veiled threat that this is your last chance to own Space Cop “in its original version”
    https://youtu.be/JU30obwiqvA?t=7m41s

  • RiverDevil

    The franchise rights alone will make us rich beyond our wildest dreams

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’ve always wanted to use this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLHtxRzu6KQ

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You win.

  • fred

    Perhaps your comments create subtle butterfly effects which lead to future future Jay defeating future past Hitler, therefore preserving the space time continuum throughout the known universe.

  • Thanatos2k

    Thanks for letting me pay you frauds.

  • Thanatos2k

    Sorry, you have to pay a dollar eighty nine.

  • Palpatine

    What do I win?

  • Thanatos2k

    If it was like old times we could post gifs.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Space Cop is the funniest thing since Ancient Aliens.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You won.

  • Thanatos2k

    But we didn’t even get the Special Edition of Space Cop…..

  • Thanatos2k

    When they started acting like random fucktards reacting to things was culturally important was when I started to feel my brain die.

  • fred

    Most comments are useless.

    Put that in a pipe and smoke it…or you can shove it up your ass.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Bragging rights.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Those follow up instructions seem very medicinal for some reason.

  • fred

    Consult your doctor if shoving things up your ass is right for you.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Wait a second! 1981 is too old to be millennial. In fact, from what I’ve read 1981 it’s in a grey area that isn’t quite Gen-X or Gen-Y/millennial.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Thankfully I’ve never been in the predicament of having to use a suppository… for now.

  • NicCagesHair

    This is an exciting opportunity but what’s even more exciting is when you tell us to go fuck ourselves, make your own show with our *clearly* unique style and then we sue your ass for all you’re worth!!!!!! It’s the community spirit youtube was founded on.

  • NicCagesHair

    Why the hell does this site link to a resume for a guy applying to Blizzard?

  • RLMkeepitup

    lookup Hunting Wolfman on destination America if you get the chance. >.<

  • RLMkeepitup

    well way to jinx that

  • You shouldn’t laugh at other people’s religions.

  • Ripping as you type? How are you opening it?

  • I’m watching Lost in Space. Why they don’t just tie Smith up and lock him in the ship indefinitely is beyond me. Well, I guess they did “banish” him a few times, but after screwing up their shit so many times I would’ve just shot him at that point.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Its still playing in cinemas but everyone has kinda stopped talking about TFA. take that Disney. you’re worse than bad, you’re forgettable.

  • Big Red

    When is soon god dammit? How hard is it to make a digital version?

  • Marvin
  • Marvin

    TFA is like that fast food product Gillian Bellinger was comparing What’s Your Number to. TFA seems to be just a better burger.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    When they finally release the DVD version, it’s going to be the improved Special Edition, isnnit?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    And they should burn it in HD. just so you cant watch it.

  • They’re converting the Blu-Ray to VHS first which they’re then restorating for the upcoming 4k digital release.

  • Space Cop: The most obscure movie of all times!

    His name…. unknown.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I call him, Toby.

  • Space Cop is Spider-Man?

  • “Walk without rhythm and we won’t attract the worm.”

    His name…. Spice Cop.

  • Like Icare

    That’s more like saying that a laptop comes with a printer – an external device, with its own power supply and special software that makes it work.
    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9a/Commodore_1764_REU.jpg

    AND not only did 1MB expansions show up only years later, when the sun was already long set on C64 and Amiga was THE thing… nearly no application used those expansion cartridges.
    Which were closer in function to today’s external drives than RAM.

    I’m not sure if those times were more civilized, probably not, but elegance sure as fuck was not on anyone’s mind.
    Funny… just the other day my mind wondered to an article I read years ago about an “interface” device for Spectrum computers – a debugging device that would allow slowing down of computer’s clock.
    So you could see it work its thing in super slow mode. For stuff like counting how many times a cursor arrow gets redrawn each second.

    I can imagine how someone needed that for some project… but to think that a wide consumer base would need it?

  • Wolvy

    $2.99 bargain bin here we come!

  • Like Icare

    Well… the alternative is some form of inquisition. Or simply burning them and taking their stuff.

  • Like Icare

    It is available online…

  • Like Icare

    They should beat everyone else to that market segment by offering a pirated version of their own movie for a $0.99+shipping.
    It’s gonna get pirated eventually… might as well be making money off of it themselves.

  • Tapeworm

    Yeah, well, you have like a month till everyone starts talking about Rogue One.

  • Tapeworm

    Sure and that’s fine to say, but have you seen it or do you still judge it without watching it?

  • M’nyes, so bored. Nothing to look forward to. EXEPT Star Wars Rogue One! Omg! X-wings! Maybe even Ewoks! Oboy oboy. I say Mr Son of Thomas, that just made my day!

  • Red Skeleton

    I can’t help but notice despite tying for first place in number of likes for this thread it’s pretty far down the “best comments” list. Guess it’s gotten a lot of dislikes too…

  • They’ll call it the Impoverished Edition.

  • I can’t wait!

  • bleurgh

    I like the one where she basically just sings over a Tame Impala song minus Kevin Parkers vocals. Maybe because I don’t like Kevin Parkers faux-brutish accent and his tendency to mumble.

  • Jason Ross

    It’s gonna be great

    …and cheap!

  • Jason Ross

    Just got the Bluray… now accepting applications to Space Cop and Chill at my house.

    BYOSTDs

  • Jason Ross
  • tOmy`

    Quite frankly: This was the first album by Rihanna I ever managed to go through. I do like some of the more “experimental” stuff, but since that was the selling point of the album, she could have (and for me, should have) get carried away a tiny bit more. It’s still pretty bland.

    Sia’s album is quite fun, but that could be my bias, because Sia’s resume reads as a resume of someone with actual talent (beside singing) and interesting career.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    A few weeks ago I joined a few of you in a site that let us live chat while watching Hotline Miami from someone’s youtube list. What is the name of that site?

  • Trask

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    You are probably referring to The Manhole, but I’m sorry I don’t have the link to it.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    It’s gonna be great!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Gheesh, you should read the list of possible side effects for shoving-things-where-things-shouldn’t-be-shoved medicine. It’s the length of Moby’s dick, and you need a telescope to see the type.

  • tOmy`
  • Make America Grated Cheese

    HA! I win! I have never heard a Rihanna album (or song, for that matter, though I know the “ella-ella-ella” hook because it is an ubiquitous pop-cultural joke).

    So admit it, when it comes to circle-jerking, I come in spheres.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    5014 implied upvotes for Humor.

    You know, Palpy, when you do your original comedy, you’re GOLD! Baby, you just maybe chose the wrong line of work. Evil is corporate.

  • Palpatine
  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Thanks guys. 😉

  • Yes! Yes! I haven’t been this hyped since ‘Bringing Down the House’. Starring white people.

  • tOmy`

    There is one redeeming quality about Rihanna – she is not an annoying celebrity. And for better or worse, that does pass as a success these days.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    She isn’t? She goes around answering to Rhi-Rhi, hangs around NBA soirées with tattooed thug-wannabes, and was the apologist for her own abuser.

    What does somebody gotta do to pass for “annoying” with you Millennials?

    #IAmTheOscars

  • Is this credit card only? Well, now I’m never gonna see the movie….

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    So, if we all paid $17, could we somehow figure out how to live-chat a viewing of SPACE COP? Because, Fyucking Fun!

  • tOmy`

    Being a dumb bimbo creating buzz by bullshit rather than actually doing something. You avoid the pop-drivel, so you have no idea how some of the people are capable of living off on one mediocre album and 5 years of twitter rants. The likes of Minaj, Azeale, Bieber, Gomez and the rest of the clowncar ensemble. I don’t remember any moment when I thought: “Oh, fuck you, Rihanna, I had enough of your shit.” (Except when I heard Umbreall for the second time.)

    A lot of these people put their dumb faces to the place where their music should have been.

    And hey! I am technically 80s kid, Grampa, so knock it off with that millenial shit! I owned Nokia 3310, mkay?

  • fred

    Don’t put me in a moral dilemma.

  • Percy Gryce

    So I broke down and bought the Space Cop digital download, and you know what: It feels like somebody stuck a big club up my ass . . . and it hurts.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Percy, dear. I thought you knew never to let someone else handle the big club.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Respect your elders!

    You mad, bro?

  • Percy Gryce

    Excellent trolling for the Anholemay.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    That’s good pig!

  • Red Skeleton

    I’d say it was kind of them to wait for demand for physical copies of Space Cop to be exhausted before releasing the digital version, but that would be just plain cynical of me.

  • Wait, the digital download is available?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Gheesh. Keep up. Two comments down, brother.

    Well, two if you ignore two of mine.

  • We COULD stream it but that would make it available to the people who hadn’t bought it (the uwashed masses). Oh wait. I haven’t bought it.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Well, what if RLM streamed it, for a price, one time only, and then took it off?

  • AKA No Mustard on Hotdog Edition

  • someGuy

    OMG OMG OMG the digital version is here!
    Now I have something to do todays evening besides drinking Krombacher!

    Thx guys!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I am STILL laughing at Palpy’s Rihanna joke.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Luddite.

  • Palpatine

    Thank you, I’ll be here all week, try the veal!

  • They’re of no use here.

  • OMNI

    I hope I make some money today…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    The FAQ says debit should be fine. The order form is just a liar.

  • RLMkeepitup

    -Mike

  • Like Icare

    I find that kinda depressing.

  • Domo

    Space Cop: it took 12 years to hurt so bad.

  • Domo

    But not Susan. Susan’s still gotta turn tricks in the alley just to get movie tickets.

  • I’m not gonna enter my IBAN into that form and just hope that it gets accepted. No, thanks.

  • Mark Bisone

    Is there an option to pay with food stamps?

  • tOmy`

    I think I misspelled her. But to be fair, I have a strong suspicion she is misspelling her name as well.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Like Roland Emmerich?

  • So, was it worth the weight?
    (GET IT?)

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • I just bought The Rich Evans Uncensored Sex Tape from a shady street vendor.
    Seems legit, right?

  • Get what? That you forgot to take your medicine?

    https://youtu.be/K4eEJPZy9sc?t=1m2s

  • What about the telescope dedication?

  • RLMkeepitup

    too soon. virtual reality is still cost prohibitive

  • I should fix that.

  • Space Cop [VHS version]? Isn’t that exactly what George did wrong when he added the rocks in front of R2-D2. You know “”””””Special Edition””””””!

    “It’s so dense…” -Mike Stoklasa

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    What are you talking about? Some Star Wars sh!t? Nobody cares anymore.

    #Rebooted

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Did you get to touch something? if not, you got ripped.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    “she is misspelling can’t spell her name as well.”

    Fixed it for you.

  • Star What?? No I meant Space Cop.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie_nBtox1p0

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Here’s a dollar. Go get a Star What.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Boo! I was expecting robot testicles.

  • Now that’s ‘The Force Awakens’!

  • I’m just pulling your frog legs.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Tastes like chicken.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That’s racist, you racist.

  • Marvin

    I judge from what I’ve heard about it.

  • No no. Just hassle poor old Nass. I’m a moron, I’m just drawn that way.

  • Snake Squeezer

    What’s a VHX?

  • It’s a home video sex tape.

  • 17 bucks, who do they think they are? I only have 2$ on my bank account.

  • Velocitatem Habilitas Excrementum. It’s a measurement of how fast crap can travel on the Internet.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Evian Steffan?

  • Like Icare

    Back when Star Wars was cool.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    197-never.

    Punk rock was cool then. Star Wars was REO Speedwagon.

  • Jean-François Martel

    and i still don’t have money

  • Woah, the fucks didn’t say that the price tag is without tax. I just bought it for 21 dollars. Please tell me it was a good idea.

  • You just got punk’d like Demi Moore!

  • Like Icare

    Nah man… that image is clearly from the ’90s. You can tell by the haircuts.

    Just like you can tell from his photo here that the author is an Australian.
    http://www.theraider.net/features/interviews/hugh_fleming.php
    He’s that guy with the beard in the first row in the audience.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    bad idea bruh. you’re overpaying in about 20 dollars.

  • Like Icare

    It all depends on the answer to the question “Was it worth it – to you?”

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buyer%27s_remorse#Reducing_buyer.27s_remorse

  • Yeah, science, bitch!

  • Like Icare
  • Like Icare

    I particularly love the list of possible answers to the question of how the subject felt after the purchase.

    After I bought this product:

    I was in despair
    I resented it
    I felt disappointed with myself
    I felt scared
    I felt hollow
    I felt angry
    I felt uneasy
    I felt I’d let myself down
    I felt annoyed
    I felt frustrated
    I was in pain
    I felt depressed
    I felt furious with myself
    I felt sick
    I was in agony

    I wonder if I really need this product
    I wonder whether I should have bought anything at all
    I wonder if I have made the right choice
    I wonder if I have done the right thing in buying this product

    I wondered if I’d been fooled
    I wondered if they had spun me a line
    I wondered whether there was something wrong with the deal I got

    Sounds very Space Cop to me.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Do you get actual files when you buy the digital download, or do you just get the right to stream it from the vhx site until vhx goes out of business?

  • Stream, it seems.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Sigh.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    frauds even messed up the digital downoload.

    #why even bother living anymore

  • “RedLetterMedia causes mass suicide”

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Well, then. if it was from the ’90s. Star Wars was especially not cool then.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s stylistically designed to be that way and you can’t undo that. But we can diminish the effects of it.

  • Like Icare

    Whaaa?

    At least check if you can Flashgot that thing.
    https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/flashgot/

    Anyone remember MSN Music?
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MSN_Music
    Yes. This.

    The MSN Music store was not compatible with Microsoft’s own Zune
    music player. As of 14 November 2006, MSN Music ceased music sales and now redirects viewers to either Zune or Real Rhapsody websites.

    Microsoft acquired MongoMusic on September 13, 2000 and merged its technology.[1]

    In 2006, when announcing the closing of MSN Music in the United
    States, Microsoft promised users that license servers would be
    maintained for five years but in April 2008, Microsoft announced that
    the DRM servers for MSN Music would be deactivated on 2008-08-31. After this date, it was no longer possible to reauthorize purchased songs when changing computers or operating systems.[2] They have suggested that customers back-up their music by burning it to CD.[3]

  • Snake Squeezer

    This quote is getting old. No offense.

  • Just fix the slit wrists in post.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I’m gonna fuck my cat and eat my cat and I’m gonna kidnap a hooker, and it’ll help me fuck the pain away.

  • Snake Squeezer

    …Better.

  • Percy Gryce

    Both. I’m streaming through all my browsers and downloading as fast the Interweb will allow.

  • Like Icare

    For a while there… just before the Phantom Menace came out… it WAS cool.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ABcXyZn9xjg#t=102

  • Need help eating pussy? https://youtu.be/DcdySQPJgTA

  • TheManHole

    Someone pass me some Koolaid.

  • Intoxicate yourself quickly or get some Heroin into ya. Don’t let that guilt monster catch you!

  • Good. Based on the incompetency of the 2016 Blu-Ray Space Cop Stock Scandal they will probably even run out of Digital Downloads!

  • OMNI

    It was

  • Space Cop has a back to 9/11 callback.

  • Percy Gryce

    All right, can we talk about spoilers now? There are so many things to say, so many callbacks, so many so-called Easter eggs.

    I’ll just say this: they sure as hell got some mileage out of the Backdoor Mayor costume.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I know. I got all excited thinking that actually might have
    made VHS copys… then I realised it was VHX.

  • This is gonna be worse than all the TFA spoilers. *sigh*

  • dollar store cashier wife

    plot didn’t matter in both of em though

  • I really liked this little intro. http://i.imgur.com/tLxM08w.jpg

  • Red Skeleton

    i just ordered my copy, so yeah….. So there’s spoilers in it? Like, there’s actually a plot and it’s not just a big “fuck you, audience, it’s a farce anyway” script, a la their 48-hour Warner Bros film project? That’s not snark, by the way, that’s a genuine question.

    Edit: How far have I let myself fall when I feel the need to inform people when I’m NOT snarking about RLM?

  • It’s as thin as Rich and Mike combined.

  • Red Skeleton

    … Uh…?

  • The plot, I mean.

  • Red Skeleton

    Uh…. um… so it’s a thick plot, then….????

  • Domo

    It’s not the plot that’s spoiler-ish, it’s the various jokes and callbacks that can be considered as such.

  • Well, there is a plot and it’s not THAT terrible. Cliché as fuck but still better than, say Terminator: Genisys.

  • Reported for piracy!

  • Red Skeleton

    ATTN: RedLetterJay – I did not receive a tracking number for my order of “Space Cop” on “Blu-Ray”. Please could you send it to me at NeitherRedNorASkeleton@hotmail.com so that I can anxiously refresh the tracking page for hours a day instead of going out to my mailbox only to be disappointed over and over again like that lady from Requiem for a Dream.

  • Sick burn, sister!

  • Like Icare
  • WrongWithYourFace

    I’d buy that for a dollar!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    No, no. That’s not how it works. See, you’re supposed to pay them not the other way around.

  • @redletterjay:disqus
    For your convencience.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I don’t even know if that has an effect.

  • Red Skeleton

    Well emailing him sure as shit doesn’t work.

  • Weird, when I was typing it tagged him.

  • Domo

    If you didn’t order through paypal, but instead just paid with a credit card, you won’t get a tracking number.

    Paypal has a tracking number if your order doesn’t arrive in the allotted time. Otherwise, Paypal won’t help you until then.

  • Palpatine

    I love reading Jay’s comments.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Yeah it did, I mean I don’t even know if the tagging does anything other than give the one you’re replying to a link to the profile. I don’t think I’ve ever had a notification for someone tagging me.

  • Lemme check.

  • @WrongWithYourFace:disqus did it notify you?

  • Yes. This.

  • Palpatine

    “Strike one.”

    Oh no, what happens at strike three????

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Nope. See for yourself, @maggit86:disqus

  • dollar store cashier wife

    if you want Bauman’s attention register to the official rlm forum. that’s the only place these hacks care enough to visit more then once every 6-12months.

  • Or follow him on Instagram.

  • Domo

    Or respond to his Vlog! He loves that!

  • Palpatine

    A lot more e-drama happens on forums. Just sayin’.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    he’s still doing that?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I’m perfectly happy to haven’t been visiting that shithole since 2013.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Like here?

  • Palpatine

    Has there been any drama here recently?

  • RLMkeepitup

    the email at the bottom of this page will probably maybe get you some response.

  • TheManHole

    We are just the lowly peasants.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Not recently. But we’ve had people deleting themselves and coming back, sock wars, Batman News incident… You get the point. And let’s face it: this is practically a forum for the 20-or-so people who frequent here.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    that’s old stuff fam. we need something new. hopefully Batman Vs Superman HiTB review is gonna bring those ‘lovely’ BN people back!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    all it does is address the comment to someone specifically.

  • A place so dark and mysterious, only the bravest of souls returned to tell its tale.

  • Stahp tweeting around, you Facebook user!

  • Red Skeleton

    Really, honestly, now that Space Cop is out but I have not yet received it to watch I’m just struggling to find things to bitch to Jay about.

  • Red Skeleton

    No. No it will not.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Space Cop in the Wild West. It will end with him fighting a giant spider.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I can find a giant spider. all I need is some small dogs as bait and $10,000.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I want a Noir Space Cop.
    Cliche: “You should come up to my room and search me…”
    Space Cop: “Meh, You got any hotdogs up there?”

  • Jason Ross

    will Space Cop have guards to help in this epic struggle?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Why would Space Cop need guards? He’s Space Cop.

  • TheVerySpecialK

    ******Exactly what I was saying, Jamie! Trying to save up for Space C0p? i make $69 an hour from h0me, and you can t00! use this link to get Started, and youll have en0ugh $ to buy Space Cr0ps! http://tinyurl.com/pw5dpcm

  • OMNI

    I’ve been responsible for a small amount of drama here. I can be an ass sometimes…sorry.

  • RLMkeepitup
  • Wizard Phoenix

    Recruit more pimps, more pushers.

  • OMNI

    I’ve been there at the forums and it’s like,..meh…

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So Blade Runner?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    If the 10,000 is a plane ticket you’re being unrealistic. They cost way more.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Nicely played sir. nicely played.

  • OMNI

    Is that hot dog made from real Chinese people?
    Of course not….

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I can imagine Blade Runner 2’s dialogue:
    Gosling-Deckard, do you know what’s actually in noodles?
    Deckard-Of course I do. Processed synthetic horse penis and Chinese people.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The $10,000 is just booze money. I was planning to ride it over the Pacific ocean to LA and then rampage to Milwaukee.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Boats are boring. Try walking.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I’m just glad no one commented on the disgusting double entendre of my original comment.

  • Blood Debt

    *Flagged

  • Palpatine

    Wow, you actually fooled me for a second. I thought you were an actual spammer.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Dont be silly you cant drink underwater.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Hey, you’re supposed to be serving a life sentence.

  • Jason Ross

    When does the Super Space Cop NES game adaptation come out?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRxyJdGQzLU

  • Jason Ross

    Have you seen the Batman v. Superman trailer? Supes has guards. It’s like 1990s Kevin Smith was a fucking prophet.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    No one mention the ‘S’ word we dont want them coming back.

  • Jason Ross

    Or, they stole his criticisms and made it into a script.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s a knightmare involving Superman and Darkseid. Technically they are his too.

  • OMNI

    #SexPervert

  • Blood Debt

    Remember that secret mini rocket I had? I smuggled another into prison. Don’t ask me how.

  • RLMkeepitup

    did you mail order it into prison, i thought it looked custom made

  • Palpatine

    Is that a refrence to Wild, Wild West?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He’s Blood Debts, not Death Wish.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Yes and Kevin Smith’s amazing story.

  • RLMkeepitup

    100% beef not those artificial replicant dogs

  • TheVerySpecialK

    That’s what having your mind clouded by the Dark Side feels like! Take that, Palpy! #JediLivesMatter #Payback

  • Jason Ross

    Space Cops with Filthy Souls.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    His name is Rich Coplowski. #GetYourFactsStraight

  • Jason Ross

    Is that Nerd-speech or summin?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Believe it or not it’s not.

  • Palpatine

    That’s my pen name or whatever.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I mean Emperor Officer Rich Coplowski.

  • TheVerySpecialK

    That sounds like… EXPANDED UNIVERSE BLASPHEMY! Back fiend, back I say!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Hey the only EU shit I like is KoTOR and almost everything else is a shitfest.

  • TheVerySpecialK

    I like the Thrawn Trilogy. And yeah, KOTOR was amazing.

  • spidercmb

    I really want to join as a full member to buy a digital download, but I can’t register. What’s up with that?

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    “I like a girl with a little bit of brain damage. It means there’s a slight chance she’ll want to have sexual intercourse with me.”

    My life’s motto.

  • Amontillado

    Just watched Space Cop. The Oscars weren’t made to honor films, it was made to honor Space Cop. Winner: best.film.of all time. ever.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    My favorite scene? The revenge against Tim Higgins.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I don’t know why but Rich’s beard is kinda sad.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    KoTOR or Die!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Dont say that about susan!

  • Bubs

    If you say it three times in the bathroom with the lights off, someone shoves a popup add up your ass.

  • Amontillado

    Dude, and I freaked when you-know-who showed up for some fisticuffs!

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Since I bought my copy, now I can download it from one of those tourette’s sites and not feel guilty.

  • TheVerySpecialK

    You mean like from F**K SATAN ANAL ASS TITS Pirate Bay?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The scene when Space Cop’s wife is on the pin ball machine was fucked up though.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    I was hoping to use the nipster.

  • That pony-tail, though.

  • Just one. In my pants.

  • I did.

  • Who the fuck is @upvotestrikesagain:disqus ?

  • Isn’t it funny that Nixon was the president who introduced the most social security programs in his presidential term? At least that’s what I’ve read somewhere.

  • Moke

    Because it could mean “Look ladies I can kill a bear with my hands but I can’t eat raw liver”? That would be sad indeed.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Who the hell is @UpvoteStrikesAgain ?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Oh, well. THAT explains it.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    *UpvoteStrikesAgain upvoted you on Space Cop blurays are back in stock!*

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Sounds messy.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    What’s going on? Is this real life?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    [Redacted]

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Upvoted!

  • Tapeworm

    Points, points for everyone!

  • Like Icare

    Communication disruption could mean only one thing…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23l91ZHvQKc

  • Tapeworm

    Inflation!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Why does the world hate children?

  • Tapeworm

    They’re smaller, we can beat them up.

  • He’s the hero Disqus deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

  • Because they’re lame!

  • Magnet link?

  • Jason Ross

    Niggotry

  • Earth

    Space Cop.

    IT’S WORKING! IT’S WORKING!

  • Not for me! *grr*

    I HATE YOU!!!

  • Earth

    And he was a good friend.

  • Fuck buddy maybe…

  • Captain Turbo

    Now that Space Cop is finished it means that we’ll get weekly doses of HitB and BotW, right? Right?!?!?

  • Like Icare

    AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHA… ha.

    Good one.

  • Tapeworm

    Only bi-weekly, the other week will always be a new Plinkett Review.

  • Tapeworm

    Does anyone remember Harmony Korine and his plans to make a movie called Fight Harm, where he harassed real people and got his ass kicked for real? He stopped the shoot after his ankles were crushed by a bouncer.

    Just saying Leo, you gotta try more.

  • Like Icare

    What a shame he didn’t go all the way.

    http://www.harmony-korine.com/paper/index/i_fight.html

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    He is we and we are he.

  • Tapeworm

    Cabin Fever is getting a remake. Who even remembers Cabin Fever?

  • Wait…. Who?

  • Tapeworm

    Eli Roth’s debut about obnoxious people puking in the woods.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    So is Texas Chainsaw Massacre. A fucking origin story about the boy that became leather face. I shit you not. Also, Mama is getting an unwanted sequel. I’m not even sure why someone would reboot Cabin Fever. Its sequels were failures as well. Ti West directed one too.

  • Palpatine

    Pancakes!

  • Tapeworm

    I bet that kid didn’t hear that all the time at school.

  • Palpatine

    Oh boy, I can’t wait to see that prequel to Texas Chain Saw Massacre:
    http://i.imgur.com/5LPWlFo.png

  • Why remake a movie that’s not even 10 years old? Is Roth remaking it himself?

  • Tapeworm

    Some guy with a polish sounding surname (Zariwny)

  • Tapeworm

    To be kinda fair, it is like 14 years old now

  • Palpatine

    Oh yeah, then it’s totally time to remake it.

  • Tapeworm

    Hey, I started the snark.

  • Still… It’s not that old. All of the actors in it are probably still alive.

  • Tapeworm

    Man, it would be cool if they had to wait till everyone from the original dies before making a remake.

    Remaking bad movies I can get behind, remaking meh movies will probably result in a meh movie.

  • Palpatine

    Is the original even that good?

  • Tapeworm

    Nope

  • Palpatine

    Oh. Then maybe remaking isn’t a bad idea. I’m actually in favor of remaking bad movies.

  • Tapeworm

    It’s not bad either, it kinda just is.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I think its about time Hollyweird starts combining re-makes, sequels, prequels, and origin stories, you know, to save money and expand the brand. Maybe a Cabin Fever: The Rise of the Cobra Surfer would fly? X-Men XXL! Fantastic 4 Ride Along 3! Crocodile Mall Blart Dundee! From Dusk til Dawn of the Planet of the Apes! I could do this all day! No, really, I could do this all day!

  • Tapeworm

    Magic Mike XXL: Home Alone 2

  • Drain

    Was finally able to order my copy. Hope it ships before they run out again.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Real human bean and a reeeeal heeerooo

  • Drain

    I was saying that after it came back in stock.

  • Drain

    You don’t pick them for their brain anyway. If the body is good, full speed ahead.

  • NicCagesHair

    There are parts of Spring Breakers I really liked(The second half in particular). But I can 100% see how the rest of his stuff could be pure art-house nonsense shit.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Googoogajoob.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    (sigh) Nobody gave me any of these free points.

    I’ll be in the woods, Pooh, looking for my tail.

  • NicCagesHair

    There, I just gave you a free one. You’re welcome!

  • Tapeworm

    Most of his films have a kind of a vibe like they’ve been done on a dare and I kinda watch them like that.

  • Tapeworm

    Here’s somethng not about Space Cop. If you could, what movie would you remake as a musical? I’m going for Pulp Fiction, because all you gotta do is let the moments where people break into indulgent monolgues be musical numbers.

    “English, motherfucker, do you sing it? Well, I dooooooooooooo……”

  • RLMkeepitup

    its a decent campy flick, in an evil dead way with a disease thing instead of ghosts. but I don’t really see why it’s being remade…

  • tOmy`

    I finally had time to watch the X-Men: The Wolverine: Revenant HitB and Jay speaks from my heart:

    “I admired it more than I liked it.”

    I am not gonna say I was disappointed because I sorta expected it to be that way, but hey. I’d take Birdman over it any day.

  • RLMkeepitup

    well they already did my favorite movie, silence of the lambs. it was fairly successful

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Palpatine

    Speaking of Marvel, did you buy the new Lego game with the Avenger’s in it? Because I know you like the other one’s.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Well Birdman is probably gonna be the best movie Innaritu will ever make. Because the story/characters/emotion actually supports his pretentions&indulgence he infuses the filmmaking with every film he makes.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Still fapped.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Schindler’s List

  • Tapeworm

    And with puppets.

  • Like Icare
  • Like Icare
  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.
  • tOmy`

    I’d love for him to return to Amores Perros-style for the next movie. I would like to see him applying all his experiences and knowledge that he has now (especially the technical stuff) to a classic three-overlapping-stories scenario.

  • tOmy`

    Not yet. Not that interested for some reason.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    oh god please no. no more of those. i’ll admit amores perros was fine but 21 grams and Babel were insufferable.

  • Tapeworm

    What, like Babel you mean?

  • Palpatine

    I would love a remake of Lego Star Wars with The Force Awakens included.

  • tOmy`

    I love 21 Grams, but truth be told: I haven’t seen it in a LONG time, so I might change my mind next time I see it. Babel had some memorable moments, but that was about it for me.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s a simple cliche ridden story that is directed in such a misguided,pretentious and indulgent manner it turns out into a high budget 1st year film-school student film. Babel…well I know you like to constantly bring up TV vs movies so I’ll say that mr.innaritu should watch Fargo Season 2 to see how a story about human miscommunication can be actually profound and yet entertaining as well.

  • Like Icare
  • NicCagesHair

    I would love to hear a three part harmony of “Does he look like a bitch?”

  • Tapeworm

    In my head it’s kinda doo-wopy

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Yeesh.

  • tOmy`

    Well, I have to get back to work, so allow me this little interesting update:

    Since I already talked about Rihanna and Sia, it is time to focus on my other favorite celebrity – J/K Rowling. She currently updated the list of the magical schools around the world, so you can now go to that webzone and get that test to see what school you should attend.

    1) How is that website still a thing, Anonymous?
    2) Boy oh boy, I cannot wait to listen to the discussions of my friends arguing which school is the best in what I would describe as a race to lose as much respect as possible under 2 minutes.

    Oh, and some actors talked about the upcoming Magical Beasts Of No Nation movie, that will unfortunately happen. One actress said that after filming the movie, it was very hard to realize that in real life, she can’t move objects by magic, which might be the dumbest, non-Kanye line of this week.

  • Palpatine

    Harry Potter is stupid.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    “How is that website still a thing, Anonymous?”

    Carve this on my tombstone.

  • tOmy`

    Very Slytherin thing to say!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    It wouldn’t be the first time Rihanna got beat by someone.

  • Tapeworm

    Tell you what, after I saw the third movie (in Špalíček) I waved my hand at the door before it automatically opened.

    “Dork” is the word you’re thinking.

  • Palpatine

    No, I mean the franchise itself is stupid.

  • tOmy`

    I do that all the time actually. But I am more of the Jedi Push(tm) kinda cheerleader.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Which one of you is this man?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYD216LM_I4

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I don’t even have to wave my hand most of the time. All I have to do is walk toward the door, and voila!

  • Tapeworm

    Says the biggest fan of it, you baity you.

  • tOmy`

    Hey, maybe the new movie will somehow… you know… justify all of the hype. It does sound like a fun premise, but the “first screenplay by J/K Rowling” line is still kinda haunting.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Not me. I’m Spartacus!

  • tOmy`

    Doors apparently respect your walking game, g.

  • Palpatine

    I was just joking, I love the series.

  • Tapeworm

    Fat Joaquin Phoenix?

    Wait a second….

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Watch me nay nay. Watch me work.

  • tOmy`

    “It’s like an episode of Star Trek.”

    Mike has to see this.

  • Palpatine

    He looks like Brian Blessed.

  • Tapeworm

    As someone who does not wear glasses anymore after breakng them twice when walking into a lamp pole, I admire that.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Getting a spinal tap on Tuesday. They’re not as much fun in real life as the movie, right? Anybody confirm?

  • Tapeworm

    They hurt as fuck, so if you’re into that….

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Funny thing…I’m not really.

  • Tapeworm

    You might not laugh as much as you’d hope then.

  • Palpatine

    What’s that?

  • Tapeworm

    Kinda like getting your spine literally fucked

  • tOmy`

    Would you say that on scale of 1 to 10, the pain is somewhere around 11?

    GET IT?!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    The doctor sticks a big needle into my spine to collect fluid.

    Then I guess Lance Armstrong uses that fluid to win the Tour de France or something.

  • Tapeworm

    There’s a fine line between stupid and clever.

  • Palpatine

    I hate needles.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I allow this joke.

  • RLMkeepitup

    has anyone paid to see 50 shades of black yet? I don’t mean just this web zone..

  • Snake Squeezer

    “I’d complain if I had to make the peanut butter. I can go to the store and buy peanut butter.” – Jay Bauman

  • Like Icare

    Well… it didn’t make those $6.2 million just sitting there.
    Which makes it a success. As its budget was $5 million.

    Don’t forget kids! It’s still FUCK YOU IT’S JANUARY!!!

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Like Icare

    From what I heard from the guy who had one, it’s like being given an injection. Only it hurts more.

    Then again, he WAS a coal miner and he did get buried under a pile of coal and was still walking around so his particular experience may have been slightly different from what other people may consider painful.

  • And here I thought Space Cop was going to get 1%.

  • RLMkeepitup

    natalie’s looking more mature.

  • Like Icare

    His disappointment is actually very entertaining.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    She will be as sexy as she was in The Professional.

  • Like Icare

    I do that all the time at the supermarket.

    Only thing is, I kinda have to do it. Fuckers won’t open.
    It’s either my ninja skills fooling the scanner or my clothes and my hat being too matte.

    It really disrupts my ninja cool when I have to raise my hands above my head and waive them in the air like a loon, still holding the shopping bags and all.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I need to see that. this one looked like an attempt for a more serious role

  • Like Icare

    Don’t know about you, but this still from the movie just screams “Wild West” to me.
    http://mymoviewallpapers.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Jane-Got-A-Gun-Movie-Wallpaper-25.jpg

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Has she played a witch yet?

  • NicCagesHair

    Rowling has George Lucas disease full blowns. She can’t let her universe stand and has to keep tinkering/changing/adding useless bits no one cares about.

    Also I fully believe Kanye thinks he can move things by magic.

  • Like Icare

    She’s going to far, going to far in a few places…

  • RLMkeepitup

    the cherry blossom doesn’t help

  • disqus_fnwCMQDX7u

    someone on facebook posted pics of their baby and it looks just like rich evans.

  • NicCagesHair

    Waht a storey, Mark!!!!!

  • Like Icare

    She plays a vessel for space magic in Thor 2… sooo… Kinda?

    http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/marvelcinematicuniverse/images/6/6e/JaneFoster-Aether.jpg

  • Like Icare

    It’s stylistically designed to be that way. Because samurai or something.

  • Like Icare
  • Joshua Norton

    Okay, you know that script that you have? The one you’ve been dying to film, but never got the chance. And now that you’ve got relative internet success, you finally have the resources to shoot it?

    Don’t.

  • NicCagesHair

    This based on anything in particular?

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I’ll allow it.

  • tOmy`

    I would be OKay with her expanding on her Universe – sure, it might be a bit dumb, but it is interesting.

    But just like Jorgé, her additions seem to contradict or downright undermine, rather than expand.

  • Palpatine

    Was Space Cop really that bad?

  • Tapeworm

    You heard him people, stop being creative. It’s done, he has spoken!

  • NicCagesHair

    As I have no internet success and barely any resources, can I shoot the script that I haven’t written yet but am dying to film?

  • Tapeworm

    The jury is still out.

  • Moke

    By bombing a country you’ll become experts in their tradional imagery it seems….

  • Joshua Norton

    Nope, just postin’ it here. On this trailer for Space Cop. For no reason.

  • Som

    Just saw Space Cop turn up on pirate sites, looks like ye’ve made it!. I’ll wait for my bluray though 🙂

  • Joshua Norton

    I can watch a bad drama, bad action, bad genre anything really.

    But bad comedy is the death of fun. Took me several tries to get through. The scattered jokes, like an archipelago in a sea of awkward pauses, went for ages. I mean congrats on getting Patton Oswalt but that scene went on longer than the fucking Holocaust.

    I give this 0.4 out of a potential 1.0 Gorilla Interrupted.

  • Joshua Norton

    Green is not a creative colour.

  • Palpatine

    I haven’t seen it, so I’m really not offended by your thoughts on it.

  • Joshua Norton

    A’ght. By all means support these fuckers, they’ve earned it.

    Just, y’know…bring a book.

  • They uploaded a porno version just to spite pirates.

  • Isn’t that basically their brand of humour? You seem to be criticizing them for doing what they always do… Too long shots and awkward bumbling is the definition of an RLM gag. That and a 9/11 joke to spice things up.

  • Hey, you frauds. I know you sold a few copies of your precious SPACE COP but we’d like some new content! That 21 bucks has to be worth more than just the movie, the commentary, the outtakes, deleted and altered scenes, timelapses and the VHS version, so I demand MOAR CONTENT NOW!

  • I get that reference.

  • Palpatine

    Don’t forget the awakward cut in the middle of a sent-

  • Whose? Mike’s and Susan’s?

  • Someone perfectly summed up their purchase of Space Cop on facebook. http://i.imgur.com/TWWNQQM.jpg

  • Thanatos2k

    Wait, I *didn’t* buy the porno version? The fuck!?

  • Palpatine

    Mulva!

  • Thanatos2k

    Well they should have diminished the effects of it.

  • Her name isn’t Vulva? *ba-dun-tsh!*

  • Thanatos2k

    She hasn’t yet re-released a Special Edition version of the books, has she? She has much to learn from the master.

  • Palpatine

    Nope. Mulva was the Empress when I was Emperor.

  • Even though my avatar may look a little bit like him, I’m not.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    If you try to download Feeding Frenzy, it’s also a porno.

  • I’m afraid to ask what is being fed…

  • bleurgh

    He says in his wtf episode that he recorded quite a bit of it, but then realised it was useless.

  • Joshua Norton

    There’s no worse feeling than going into a movie you want to see and ending up kinda not liking it.

    Maybe I’m just dead inside?

  • Don’t worry, we all are.

  • I’m willing and waiting to PAY for the download version.
    Meanwhile, Space Cop appears on public torrents…
    http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–MqS9OBUW–/z8gdpn0zajx2mwociyia.jpg

  • But honestly, who was the jackass who went to the trouble of torrenting a small film project/labor of love like this?

  • Titanium Truxk

    The download version is out tho…..

  • Titanium Truxk

    That really pisses me off…..

  • Titanium Truxk

    It’s like Boyhood.

  • oh it is? Fuck, I’ve been blueballing myself!

  • The Space Cop digital download will only allow me to pay a maximum of $217 ($17 base price) for a copy of Space Cop. Guess there’s no limit on how many copies I can buy!

  • Titanium Truxk

    Dude that’s a bit….excessive.

  • Titanium Truxk

    ha i guess so. I think I’m gonna buy it and watch it tonight.

  • I just purchased Space Cop! Woo!
    Now, when’s the Plinkett review?

  • RLMkeepitup

    pfff says the guy with a titanium jeep

  • Captain Turbo

    It’s pretentious crap?

  • Captain Turbo

    I thought Space Cop *was* porno! How else do you explain Rich Evans’ full-frontal nude scene?

  • Titanium Truxk

    It’s a bronco

  • Titanium Truxk

    no it took over a decade to make..sheesh.

  • RLMkeepitup

    if the martian taught us anything its that even crap in space is like a saving grace

  • Captain Turbo

    True, true…

  • RLMkeepitup

    Ohhh, well in that case. hey they’re bringing back the delorean, maybe sheet metal will be the new look!

  • Wolvy

    Honey! The rubber broke!

  • Strong_Bow

    Well, Not sure what I expected…. I TRIED to watch First Contact the other night (going in thinking that Mike was sort of exaggerating how bad it was), and it was awful. Just awful. I had to turn it off after twenty minutes. Failed miserably at capturing the spirit of the show.

  • Strong_Bow

    You know the answer. It was stated for you above…. fucking Dick Cage is more like it…

  • RLMkeepitup

    isnt that the one where data is the love interest? that just sounds bad

  • Strong_Bow

    I think? Love interest for the Queen? Mehhh? They should have made the show ‘In Theory’ from Season 4 into a feature length if they wanted to go that route. Literally the first ten minutes is an insult to my brain.

  • Strong_Bow

    Didn’t your grandma ever tell you that if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all?

  • Strong_Bow

    And it’s a sad realization that these movies were supposed to be like vehicles for Stewart and Spiner to use to get more recognition and hopefully more roles… Poor Brent Spiner… Sort of…

  • RLMkeepitup

    he did land that role in Master of Disguise.. hahaahahhahaha *fart*!

  • Michael Dorn said long ago he would love to be typecast.

  • RLMkeepitup

    nic’s writing his own movie about a blue alf, he’s just bein funny

  • Baby in pot of boiling water…
    Herein lies the RLM problem: you can’t recommend it to anyone besides an old school-days friend.

  • Strong_Bow

    They already made that movie,,,, it’s called Avatar….

  • Joshua Norton

    My grandma was a whore.

  • Strong_Bow

    oohhhhh, sorry,
    #whoregrandmothershaming

  • Andrew Dickman

    Just another “Fuck You, It’s January” film, good grief

  • When they reach the next goal on their newly found Kickstarter campaign.

  • Amontillado

    It don’t matter, it’s Len-mothefucking-Kabisinski and he’s all awesome!

  • Amontillado

    Yeah and later when he was in that car with Holly Hunter after the horrific crash…

  • Oc3anman

    Is it appropriate to mention here that I just saw The Toxic Avenger for the first time? It was amazing.

  • Palpatine

    What’s that thing coming out of Chewie’s ass?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I finally saw Room. Not The Room, the greatest film ever made. So after seeing Room all I can say was is that I was underwhelmed a bit and disappointed that it’s from the director of Frank, a film that I fucking loved. It’s well directed and acted and the writing is fine but it’s not hugely moving because I have seen this story on the news and I have seen this stories before. Brie Larson is great in the role and the kid is amazing by a nine year old’s standards. To those of you think that it’s one of the best performances of the year you’re kinda taking it too far. You are comparing him in the same category that has Michael Shannon and Tom Hardy. That’s going a bit too far with praise. I think the biggest issue despite how well directed it is is the fact that I knew everything that would happen because I have seen these stories many times before. Yes, it’s horrifying and heart wrenching when you hear it the first time but after a while you sadly get use to it.
    7/10. If you have kids it might affect you more but I don’t give a fuck about kids or families.

  • Christ, this was the crowd who answered the call-for-extras a couple years ago?
    http://imgur.com/EPHPBEU
    This makes me seriously reassess my priorities. A potential woman-partner doesn’t like this sort of thing… I need to get serious with real life, you know, “IRL”.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I wondered what the average RLM fan looked like. I also assumed we also yell PPPPASSSSSSTTTTTAAAAAAA

  • Palpatine

    I thought they’d look like look me; short, skinny, bad eyesight, scruffy hair. Oh wait, I’m a fictional character, nevermind.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Officer Coplowski, I think you have a mental problem.

  • Palpatine

    Yeah, I’m tired of using a character gimmik!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Maybe seeing a mess like Jane Got A Gun can help you.

  • Palpatine

    Does Natalie wear a midriff in any scene?

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Wizard Phoenix

    No one saw it so I wouldn’t know.

  • Oc3anman

    Oh, no!

  • Oc3anman

    I wish I didn’t also watch the sequel…

  • Oc3anman

    This is also a real movie (although I did honestly think it was a joke at first).
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJBnK2wNQSo

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Be yourself jersey boy.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    It is cinema genius. i saw it when I was 10.

  • That CG looks like shit. I miss the old days when they threw cats off a cliff to get the shot they wanted.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06jP6yqWEXE

  • Is that porn I don’t understand?

  • I thought for a second that was a picture from the Iowa caucuses.

  • NicCagesHair

    It is without a doubt Troma’s absolute masterpiece.

  • Oh how the mighty have fallen. I mean, who wouldn’t want to play alongside Christopher Walken, but you have to choose your roles well.

  • Uncle Dan

    One of the best superhero movies ever made.

  • Uncle Dan

    I enjoyed that movie was a kid because as far as action goes it’s not bad and the visual effects hold up even today.

    Kind of fails at everything else, though. Somehow, not an adolescent brain anymore.

  • Uncle Dan

    I really want a Len Kabasinski review of Space Cop. And Feeding Frenzy.

  • Tapeworm

    Skip to Citizen Toxie, but yeah, the first is awesome.

  • Uncle Dan

    I wonder about comments like that about the moving things by magic. I mean, Star Wars fans love to talk about wanting to move things with the Force. But coming from actors on set of a movie…

    Well, if you needed any more evidence: Hollywood is full of shit!

  • Uncle Dan

    Star Wars DLC to infinity!

  • Uncle Dan

    When I think of Spring Breakers I basically just think of that one long take when they rob the store. Pretty impressive.

  • Uncle Dan

    I’m actually hoping to see them go on the convention tour to promote the movie. Want to see better crowds at their screenings than Feeding Frenzy got.

  • Uncle Dan

    Len posted some pictures of that on his Facebook page and I’d been waiting to see that ever since!

  • Uncle Dan

    I was confused by that too and discovered that the purchasing process registers you.

  • Uncle Dan

    I actually really miss Gillian Bellinger in this movie. What role would she have if they wrote her into it?

  • Gillian is the charming comedienne whose opinions misogynist Mike couldn’t accept. That video made me cringe and relegate RLM to charity-case college-friend status.

  • Uncle Dan

    People take RLM’s opinions way seriously than they probably take their own. So I don’t think Gillian cares that much.

    There were some comments about whether Jay was really offended by Jack choosing Theodore Rex in that one BOTW. How you can interpret that as anything other than banter I don’t really understand.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I told you so.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    people from the internet are bad at interpreting emotions? it’s almost like because it’s filled to the brim with anti-social, borderline autistic basement dwellers…but enough about me how are you doing?

  • Tapeworm

    Tell me more about what you humans call “fleshlight”

  • That movie traumatized me.

  • Hey, leave the self-loathing to me, you amateur!

  • Judging by their usual choice of roles for women either a stripper, prostitute and/or Plinkett victim.

  • Strong_Bow

    I probably should watch the entire thing before I start making generalizations I guess.

  • Jason Ross

    Was Rob Schneider and/or Ben Stiller unavailable?

  • Like Icare

    You can tell it’s a higher quality production as it includes Christopher Walken AND a grumpy cat.
    It even has a CGI cat.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcVf-CV5n3M&feature=player_detailpage#t=52

    It’s what makes it so purRRRrfect.

  • Like Icare

    Wouldn’t it be great if it was made by Alex Proyas who made Dark City and The Crow – instead of Alex Proyas who made I Robot and Knowing?

  • Like Icare

    Close. Those are Wisconsin carcasses. Of the future. Of space.

  • A either lump or Lumpy.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Something something Lady Clam.

  • I don’t know about you, but I don’t think I understand this. https://twitter.com/citycyclops/status/692040159617900544

  • Jason Ross

    HAOOY TRUMP DAY EVERYONE THE FIRST DAY OF TRUMPMAS TIDE BEGINS TONIGHT.

    no i am not drunk this early

  • Jason Ross

    *HAPPY

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    There IS a worse feeling…Going in to see a movie that you know is going to make you miserable but you feel you have to because you want to be part of the pop culture conversation. That sense of pointless capitulation followed by that sense of contagion followed by that sense of disappointment in yourself.

    That’s a whole bunch of suck, which trumps just not liking a movie as much as you wanted to.

  • I’ll just leave this here again… https://twitter.com/citycyclops/status/692040159617900544

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    See? Not so awkward. Everybo-

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I’m currently having lunch you asshole.

  • Bon appetrump!

  • Paulus Nuns

    Is that you in the avatar? You look a bit like Mike :O

  • Paulus Nuns

    There’s something about foreign filmmakers making Hollywood movies, especially hispanic, that makes them pretentious and indulgent as you say…I can think of Bayona, Iñárritu, Amenábar, Cuarón. Why this happens, I don’t know. Penis envy?

  • RLMkeepitup

    Ewwww. Would you vote for me? I’d vote for me so hard

  • Tapeworm

    In this photo, maybe, not really otherwise. I certainly can drink like him when I get the chance

  • Like Icare

    Quality of that crowd improves significantly if the image is cropped by about 20% from the left.

  • Percy Gryce

    Don’t worry, they’ll CGI her in later.

  • Joshua Norton

    My condolences.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Iñárritu makes every film like this though. Which is why I hold Birdman as the best he done/will do. Because it’s the only time where the material was elevated by his ‘style’

  • TheManHole

    Who’s fucking with my medicine?

  • Me, I can’t resist a good suppository.

  • TheManHole
  • TheManHole
  • Titanium Truxk

    Has anyone seen or have information on the whereabouts of Catherine Martin?

  • Titanium Truxk

    Space Cop is such a Mary Sue in this .

  • Titanium Truxk

    “Stick it in my vagina”

  • Titanium Truxk

    I’m on to you

  • Titanium Truxk

    This comment hit way to close to home.

  • Moke

    I try to imagine the film crew in this moment. But fail.

  • Titanium Truxk

    What video?

  • Titanium Truxk

    You two look like you could be second cousins or something.

  • Titanium Truxk

    Why did they cut Gillian?

  • Tapeworm

    “Let’s celebrate us being better than popcorn munching idiots” is basically what they go for and don’t really subvert much in the movie. So totally agreed.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    sexism,misogyny,booze.

    #RLMGATE

  • Tapeworm

    Well, Stoklasa IS a Czech name, so he could be related to me in about a 10th generation back

  • Tapeworm

    Friday night is what that’s called.

  • Titanium Truxk

    I’m in shock. I knew I smelled something fishy, and it wasn’t your lady clam.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    ‘every morning for Mick&Jake

  • In The Court Of The Evans King

    Stoklasa has polish descendance. Tapey is european. All europeans look alike. It’s a scientific fact!

  • In The Court Of The Evans King

    She knew too much.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Porque, vato. Pides un montón de preguntas.

    Tal vez te cortará también.

  • Titanium Truxk

    Porque quiero!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Será lo permiten.

  • TheManHole

    You foreigners and your fancy pancy language.

    #MakeDisgustisGreatAgian

  • Earth

    Real fans watch the VHS version.

  • Oc3anman

    I’ll check it out.

    TA2 was so disappointing! I chuckled a couple of times, but the only shot that I really loved was the shot of Big Mac being butchered. Everything else sort of had the same tone as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (and that really bothered me).

  • Tapeworm

    That’s a pretty damn good comparison.

  • Duckler

    I ordered my copy from Campbamp..

  • Mark Bisone

    ¡Yo quiero Taco Bell!

  • tOmy`

    My eyes are already glued to Iowa. Pom-poms ready.

    It’s time to make America a punchline to a joke again.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    ¡Estómago loco!

  • Titanium Truxk

    This is based on a true story right? And by that I mean it take a place on planet earth.

  • Titanium Truxk

    I saw that….I hate physical media so the vhs copy wounds terrible to me.

  • Mark Bisone

    Loco como un zorro, chacho.

  • Titanium Truxk

    Muy loco con queso!

  • Titanium Truxk

    I’m gonna make a teens react to space cop video.

  • TheManHole

    Too late Buzzfeed beat you to it.

  • Titanium Truxk

    Damn . What about elders react to space cop?

  • TheManHole

    You need to do a teens react to elders reacting to watching teens react to space cop…. Damn that got meta.

  • Titanium Truxk

    Good idea manhole

  • TheManHole

    I’m “full” of them.

  • Titanium Truxk

    “Hilarious”!

  • Titanium Truxk

    This place is as dead as my ex wife.

  • TheManHole

    What you expect these hacks have not made a BoTW in over a YEAR! Too busy spending all out space cop money on hookers and blow.

  • Titanium Truxk

    Jay is probably down at the man hole .

  • Wizard Phoenix

    After De Derp de Derp de Tiddily Derp de Derp de Dum bombed he’s been hiding.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Can’t say I have. wait, was she a big fat person

  • RLMkeepitup

    and now we’re all broke

  • Titanium Truxk

    :/

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    “Get offa my lawn!”
    “We’re just watching you react to Space Cop.”
    “That’s my job, you damn whippery-snapes!”
    “That’s not a word.”
    “How would you know? When’s the last time you read a book?”
    “When’s the last time you changed your diaper?”
    “Gawd dammit! I know all your parents!”
    “Ooh, sick burn, Old Man.”
    “Pull up your damn pants!”
    “Racist!”
    “Where’d I put the damn gun.”
    “Maybe on your bedside table next to your teeth.”
    “Hehehe. I’ll give you that one.”
    “OK. See you tomorrow. Same time?”
    “I’ll be watching my soaps.” *to himself* “It’s so sweet when the grandkids visit.”

    END SCENE

  • tOmy`

    #SpaceCopSoPenis

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    That looks like a massive steaming pile of Adam Sandler. He must be behind it.

  • Percy Gryce

    It’s like Lord Olivier in Clash of the Titans.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Wizard Phoenix

    If Freddie Mercury is played by a white guy in a movie would people complain and call it racist?

  • tOmy`

    “Alien: Covenant will jump forward 10 years to a Noomi Rapace-less future”

    I vaguely remember calling this franchise a big fat fuck you to fans. I don’t want to go all prophet Muhammad Ali on your asses, but I think I was right.

  • Yeah. Too bad that she was one of the few things I actually liked about Prometheus.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Only if he was played by a white guy with decent teeth.

  • Like Icare

    My guess is that it has something to do with her being both on the completely other side of the country – and busy with other projects.
    http://improtheatre.com/events/pat-benetones/

    Besides, if you think about it… there’s hardly any room for more characters in the movie.
    Jay is in it like… 4 minutes all together? And they didn’t even have to pay him anything or provide him with food and a place to sleep.
    And the less is said about Jack the better.
    Josh wasn’t in it either… nobody asks about Josh…

    I think that people are underestimating the level of hackfraud involved with the production of Space Cop.

  • tOmy`

    Well, at least it won’t be her who will have to answer all the questions. But something deep down tells me that nobody will.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You teethist.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I think Noomi Rapace is hot. There I said it.

  • Are Tanzanians known for their bad teeth?

  • tOmy`

    Sorry, but I like my space-marine-neurobiologistical-scientist hawties religion-less.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Wokka, wokka, wokka.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Yeth.

  • You have the sex drive of a 12 year old.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’m attracted to Karen O. Say that again, asshole.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    This is not yeth.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Lettuce just say…Freddie Mercury’s overbite was so pronounced, when he gave David Bowie head, he left scars on Bowie’s shoulders.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    In the span of one day these assholes have lost the whole amount of RLM’s subscriber count and it’s still going down. http://www.livecounts.x10host.com/?channel=Fine%20bros

  • Wizard Phoenix

    When he moved to England he got the bad teeth disease.

  • Titanium Truxk
  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I want to fuck with the selfish people torrenting Space Cop. Someone make a copy that has the first 5 minutes of space cop… then becomes a loop of the Ishtar trailer.

  • TheManHole

    Who are these clowns?

  • Titanium Truxk

    They invented Reacting to things…duh.

  • YES.

    I don’t care about piracy but that would be glorious.

  • Titanium Truxk

    So there isn’t some big scandal/conspiracy going on?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Marvel C.E.O. donates $1 million to Trump’s campaign.

    Hope you MCU fans are proud of yourselves.

  • TheManHole

    I thought he was not taking donations!!

    #MakeBriberyGreatAgain

  • Titanium Truxk

    I think the Trump and Cosby thing are linked some how I just haven’t figured how yet….

  • Titanium Truxk

    Is that a bad thing?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Somebody’s doin’ all da raping. Gotta be.

  • tOmy`

    Ivanka is afraid of going public…

  • Like Icare

    She kinda reminds me of a cousin of mine.

    Which is a bit annoying, since my cousin is a really sweet and nice girl – and Noomi tends to play retarded or battered-wife kind of characters.

    I do like the muscles on her though. Beats skinny any day. Like, to a pulp.
    http://45.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbwh27cdGM1qeksb7o2_500.gif

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    It all makes sense now! Why is trump so angry? He got Cosby’s Puddin’ Pop.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Right? Like he needed the million. This was just an “I’m the Marvel Comics C.E.O., and I’mma stupid fuck” maneuver.

    #BoycottCIVILWAR

  • Wizard Phoenix

    If RLM makes another Rich Evans reacts video they will be sued by The Fine Bros.

  • TheManHole

    It’s funny reading all the marvel fan boys/girls demanding he resign. Who the hell they think they are fooling? Same people who made Thor 2 a success are going to eat the next movies shit up regardless of who their C.E.O supports.

  • Like Icare

    None that I know of. Then again… I don’t know a LOT of things.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    RLM in order to earn more money and protect the Space Cop brand must trademark the word cop. Now if anyone makes anything cop related they must pay RLM money.

  • TheManHole

    Reminds me of when King© wanted to trademark the words Candy© and Saga©.

  • Like Icare

    Too late… It’s been on various streaming and download sites way before it got onto torrents.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Here’s the first five minutes.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt0V0_1MS0Q

  • Like Icare

    Would that be an… overreaction?

  • Not sure why this is a TED talk (who am I kidding they’ve been going downhill since forever) but it is pretty hilarious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QdPW8JrYzQ

  • A HitB in which a bad rom-com was reviewed and Gillian guest-starred.

  • TheManHole

    RLM needs to hurry up and lock down the rights to make 9/11™ jokes.

  • They’re not that selfish, someone had to buy the first copy to pirate it, didn’t they?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You are have violated FineBros’ copyright, see you in court.

  • It seems that real frauds don’t have a fraction of the recognition these guys have. http://www.livecounts.x10host.com/?channel=Redlettermedia

  • RLMkeepitup

    is that guy related to bubs, look at the size of those ocular orbitals

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Tai Lopez also spoke at TED too.

  • Like Icare

    Where is Lion Brain when we need him most?

  • Who?

  • ‘Ideas Worth Spreading’

  • That’s racist.

    Good, good. I expected no less.

  • RLMkeepitup

    whats next Trump rides around in the batmobile.. hell he is like a comic book character

  • Palpatine

    Something tells me that there’s going to a lot of politics related comments on here for the next nine months. There’s nothing wrong with that of course.

  • Yeah! Piracy is bad!

  • joer_40

    🙂 Bernie is gonna give me all the free $hit i want

  • tOmy`

    Nah, it’s only Iowa that’s gonna be fun. Then we will take 9 months break to prepare all the jokes for the final doomsday.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    M’kay?

  • Depends on his age.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Knawledge.

  • Palpatine

    Today’s the only day of the year when poor ol’ Iowa gets any attention.

  • All pirates should be banned to Tortuga.

  • TheManHole

    I love Democracy.

  • I’m starting to see things I recognise.

  • Palpatine

    Maybe I’m biased towards politics because my poltical career ended with my former apprentice throwing me down a mineshaft.

  • tOmy`

    Speaking of Iowa Cactus, “The RIAA just made a serious change in how it calculates whether an album has gone platinum or gold.” Yes, streaming will now count as well, making this whole shebang even more pointless.

    Something tells me that the change came because of albums struggling to go platinum, which definitely had nothing to do with them being shit, or the fact that old music is effectively outselling new music this year.

  • RLMkeepitup

    wasn’t that guy shown to be a fraud?

  • Titanium Truxk

    I think we need to talk about the trade federation and their blockade.

  • tOmy`

    Trade Federation should have built a wall. In space. To keep… something… somewhere.

  • Palpatine

    I will make it legal!

  • RLMkeepitup

    he should have taught you about flying 5th element style

  • joer_40

    how was the fall?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    It’s been an hour and no one has upvoted my joke about Freddie Mercury’s teeth.
    Not even Noone.

    This is no way to send me off to my spinal tap, people.

    #Disappointion

  • joer_40

    Why would the Trade Federation be blocking trade, It don’t make no sense.

  • Palpatine

    Loooooooooooooooooooooooong!!!

  • RLMkeepitup

    oh that one, that was like 1,000 years too soon..

  • Like Icare

    Cause they want to be the only ones controlling all the trade?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    And, I assume, some of them were good people.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Rewritten with 100% less Bowie.

    Comedy shall not be stymied!

  • Titanium Truxk

    You just don’t get it man….

  • TheManHole

    He had not reached a high enough sith level. Think it’s level 15 for force lightning and flight’s not until level 20.

  • RLMkeepitup

    haha, but seriously. these people can force push boulders and planes, death by falling should be impossible. Rey would know what to do

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Ideas Disease Worth Spreading’

  • Mr.Fister

    since you use such old jokes like “its soo dense…” I demand a VHS version to match the actuality of this trailer….no just kidding great job!

  • BURN BABY BURNNNN!!!

  • Dude, stop refreshing this page and go outside. There’s a world out there, full of opportunity and alcohol!

  • TheManHole

    Those jokes are so old there Betamax.

  • Titanium Truxk

    So I’m at the register staring at the pin pad to see if there’s any other buttons I have to push and the chick behind the counter zips up her hoodie and gives me a look like I’m a perv starring at her cleavage. Like btch please…don’t flatter yourself and also what did u think would happen when you wear a low cut shirt and you put ur titties on display?

  • TheManHole

    I love it when they put writing on their ass or tits and then you go to read what it says and they give you a dirty look. Like really if you don’t want people staring don’t give them a reason.

  • That’s right! If women don’t want men staring at their bodies they need to cover themselves head-to-toe in shapeless black clothes and wear headscarves! Remember ladies, you are responsible for sexual harassment!

    But seriously I know what you’re saying. I’ve stared into space blankly many a time and accidently ended up on boobs. If I had a nickel for every dirty look….

  • tOmy`

    “Earlier this year it was confirmed that Coldplay will receive the Godlike Genius Award at the NME Awards 2016 with Austin, Texas.”

    I shit you not. Godlike. Genius. Award.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    NME? Are you sure that isn’t 9gag awards?

  • tOmy`

    I was checking up on the article about them playing Super Bowl, but then I noticed this line and thought it’s time to share.

    Also, it was apparently a thing for 23 goddamn years now. Why did nobody tell me? That’s 23 years I could have made fun of it!

  • Is that award being sarcastic?

  • tOmy`

    I hope so.

  • TheManHole

    It’s defiantly being ironic.

  • tOmy`

    … you could buy them all!

    Oh, wait…

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Will you defer your motion to allow a committee to explore the validity of your accusations?

  • TheManHole

    Unfortunately, the debate is not over. The Senate will never approve the use of clones before the Separatists attack.

  • NicCagesHair

    “Yeah go fuck yourselves Macarthur, mine is a godlike genius award not a stupid grant!!!!!”-Coldplay

  • Mr.Fister

    Will it blend?

  • Palpatine

    No, being a 14 year old elected Queen, I’d rather handle the situation myself, with help from an old drunk, his whiny apprentice, a 9 year old kid, and a racist cartoon rabbit. Fuck you very much Supreme Chancellor Valium!

  • Palpatine

    The word “blend” is now Trade Marked by Blendtec.

  • RLMkeepitup

    sounds like you found the right button to push… hers

  • MichaelKz

    Space Cop is hilarious. It is cheesy but well made.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I will not let this Republic, which has stood for a thousand years, be split in two.

  • Jason Ross

    Eighty-nine percent of the music I own was downloaded via torrents or otherwise illegally sourced. I’m 33… for people ten years my junior I would wager their percentage of their music that is illegally obtained approaches a mathematical limit of one.
    Does any of this count?

  • Jason Ross

    I’d buy that for un peso

  • tOmy`

    Well, I am a hoarder when it comes to music. For me, the idea of streaming / playing from youtube is almost unimaginable, plus you really can’t form a proper library via webzones, so I am not very big on that.

    But I’d say that streaming is the new torrenting – well, maybe not that big, but I know a lot of people who just endlessly stream and stream and stream, rather going full pirate.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    Buddy, if we all weren’t at least a little self-loathing, we wouldn’t be on the website of a man who equates his enthusiasm of film with the obsessive nature of a serial killer.

  • Jason Ross

    Se Vota por Trump

    iHace los Estados Unidos un grán fiesta!

  • I realized that I have, over the past few years, become more trustful and reliant on ‘the cloud’ out there on the Intertubes. I used to collect (‘curate’?) movies and music, i.e. digital media but now I find myself not bothering, even if it’s something I really admire.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Question: will you make them pay for what they have done?

  • Listen, if there’s one thing I know it’s this: the line must be drawn HERE!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *smashes glass*

  • when I was 16 I saw that movie maybe 4 times in the theater (back when theater tickets were affordable).
    And now I wonder why. It wasn’t even like a TNG episode. It felt, at the time, more like TNG ‘raised to a movie’ the way that TOS was with their movies.

  • Jason Ross

    The media has proclaimed Grease LIVE a hit. If nobody on this webzone saw it, then did it really make a sound?

    Was Vanessa Hudgens nude again?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Remember the difference between movie Picard and TV Picard, AKA Larry.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Grease Live is like an embarrassing porno.

  • Lets not get ahead of ourselves there…

  • Woah, shouldn’t it go to Kanye? Like everytime the award show is on.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    So, it’s Gouda?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    John Peel, Michael Eavis, Alan McGee, Jarvis Cocker, Mark E. Smith, Massive Attack, Shaun Ryder, U2, Penne Smith & Nick Kent, The Clash, Ozzy Osbourne, New Order, Ian Brown, Primal Scream, Manic Street Preachers, The Cure, Paul Weller, Dave Grohl, Noel Gallagher, Johnnie Marr, Blondie, Suede, Coldplay.

    Aside from that one year, when it was The Clash, God hasn’t been so routinely insulted since he was played by Charleton Heston in a movie.

    [Insert joke about Freddie Mercury’s overbite here.]

  • tOmy`

    Imma let you finish, but Ye is not aiming for Godlike, Ye is a God.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Off topic: I’ve got to share this little bit of whimsy and wonder with you all because, frankly, its the greatest thing I’ve seen in months. ‘The Finishing Line’ takes the safety film genre and electrifies it, to borrow the phrase:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slJyhOEo-SY

  • Palpatine

    Sorry, but this one’s way better:
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg6IVUvVsAs

  • Like Icare

    Wow! So many kids take the train head on and come out on the other side on their own two feet!

    And to think that Samuel L. Jackson had to crash a plane, burn a hotel AND derail a train to find only a SINGLE Bruce Willis…

    British superhero program is clearly superior.

  • Red Skeleton

    So… anyone here following Iowa? … Anyone here FROM Iowa? … Wait, do they even have the internet in Iowa?

    Non-political content sos not to offend Palpatine anybody: Uh… Man… I… REALLY HATE Episode One! Laugh out loud!

  • Palpatine

    Political talk doesn’t offend me, I just don’t like joining in on it, okay?

  • Red Skeleton

    Well do you DO make your disdain for it quite apparent… Not that i’m anyone to call anyone else out about showing disdain.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    That ones a classic, too, but this one posits a whole universe where death is to be met head on and younglings are apparently replaceable. You may also find ‘Apaches’ of interest, it has a railing kill thats truly impressive:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0GyRz_lOQA

  • Like Icare

    Nah… it’s Iowa. All they are allowed to have are corn and baseball fields.
    It’s that or their kids just start walking into cornfields never to be seen again.
    http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/ia/IADYEfield_ks21_620x300.jpg

  • tOmy`

    Well, blog updates are boring and there is still a shitload of time for it to get even mildly interesting. And seeing as it is already 1AM here, I guess I’ll see the results tomorrow.

  • Red Skeleton

    Yikes. Actually, I wouldn’t mind living someplace where Baseball is still valued. The ONE sport I actually have fond memories of participating in.

  • Palpatine

    Oh. Sorry if I’m coming across with that much disdain for it. Really, I am.

  • Red Skeleton

    Ah, well, don’t worry about it. Maybe you’ve only said something twice and I just happened to spot it both times.

  • tOmy`

    You ain’t feeling the Bern?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Let’s make more celebrity sex puns. I wouldn’t mind showing Dakota my Johnson.

  • Palpatine

    It’s cool.

  • I’d give her a pearl necklace that’s 50 shades of white.

  • Red Skeleton

    I wouldn’t mind… getting my HANSSON her SCARLET JO! ….. Um, I’m no good at these…

  • Palpatine

    *Insert pun about Bryce Dallas Howard here.*

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s better than a pearl necklace.
    -Colin from Canada

  • You wanna get eaten by a Black Widow?

  • Palpatine

    I like Bernie.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He wants to do Her.

  • Red Skeleton

    … Should I?

  • Like Icare
  • If you’re into vorarephilia.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I’d like to get stuck in her jurrasic web.

  • I want her to get under my foreskin.

  • Red Skeleton

    Are you mocking her for the nude photo scandals? Man, stop slut shaming. And victim shaming. Stop slutty victim shaming!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I don’t even know who you are anymore….
    -Jay

  • fred

    Why is Kevin Spacey in a Cat moopie. Or is it a soap commercial.

  • House of Cards jumped the shark.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Because of soap commercial…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KTdxHxRI1E

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Stop mixing franchises.

  • George Luke’s ass

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  • What?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You mean BRBRBRBRBBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRB

  • George Lucas = George Luke’s ass! You know because Star Wars promotes homosexuality!

  • fred

    Is that where they have corn?

  • Like Icare

    I’m still waiting for the Hokey Pokey song to be adopted as the official song of Bernie Sanders campaign.

    Hokey Pokey generation is ready and waiting for that sweet, sweet subliminal programming to kick in.
    https://ministryoffear.wordpress.com/2009/06/27/the-purple-menace-barney-the-communist-dinosaur/

  • Well I am a moist, wet, drooling toad.

  • So, Star Wars exists, because Jorgé wanted to get closer to Mark’s Hamill?

  • fred

    how do you follow Iowa if it’s not moving
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vz8cG7Awoo

  • I wanna get lost in her translation, and then show my Hitchcock to her Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

  • Like Icare

    Pussied out?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    A better pun would be “I would love for her to hitch my cock.”

  • In The Court Of The Evans King

    Oi.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Balls in space was the original title. The death star had a more phallic design. Luke’s original name was Richard Cocksky and Obi-Wan was Long-Wang O’w. But luckily they changed all of it. If you look closely at the Ep.4 Special Edition there is a huge cock in front of R2-D2 in the scene when hi is hiding.

  • In 1999 Lucas finally came out of the closet with The Phantom Man Ass. Hehehe.
    #clevergurl

  • NicCagesHair

    Kanye gives himself a godlike award every day for 60 minutes in front of a mirror before he starts his day.

  • Jason Ross

    Vanessa Hudgen’s nude scandal© literqally killed her dad and left Michael J. Fox shaken

  • tOmy`

    So… what are the bets here? Billionaire for the Reds and Woman for the Blues?

  • tOmy`

    When the Russian / Pussy Riot plot got introduced, I slowly walked out of the House. of Cards.

  • tOmy`

    I think he could kill 3 birds with one stone:

    1) Against banks
    2) Pandering to younger voters
    3) Slightly mocking himself

    … by choosing Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s Got Your Money.

  • tOmy`

    I wouldn’t mind introducing my Olives to some Wilde ride?

  • tOmy`

    “JJ Abrams endorses Hillary Clinton for president”

    SWU > MCU

  • TheManHole

    As a citizen of Canada I just look to the south in envy. We don’t even get any celebrities in our elections and we also only do 40-60 day elections so it’s over before it even begins.

    #GoHomePoliticsYourDrunk

  • Like Icare

    Anyone read any Liu Cixin?

    I’m listening to Carbide Tipped Pens collection of stories, and there’s this story of his “The Circle”, actually an excerpt from The Three Body Problem.
    Spoilers… I guess…

    It’s a story about the the first emperor of China ordering his chief scientist to decode the “language of heaven” (and thus the secret of immortality) – by calculating Pi (3.14159) to 100000 digits.
    Which the scientist finally figures out how to do by using some 3 million imperial soldiers, assembled into logic circuits – creating a human computer from men waving flags in the field.
    And then the armies of the last two neighboring kingdoms show up and start slaughtering 3 million soldiers armed with nothing but colorful flags.

    As the emperor and his scientist are later put to death by being crushed under a big rock, scientist gets the idea of using mechanical machines instead of people, which could usher in a new age, and he shouts that idea… and then the rock splats them both.

    Here’s the thing… I think that was supposed to be a touching “what could have almost been” tragic story. That sentiment is repeated several times throughout.
    But holy shit is that story kinda… funny.

    So… does anyone know if that story is secretly satirical? Or is Chinese Arthur C. Clarke blind to the irony? And then some.

  • tOmy`

    Ours are usually the funny clusterfuck of people either forgetting to vote, or just not feeling up to it.

  • Like Icare

    And waste all that subliminal training? Now that there’s no Charles Bronson to stop him?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=altSJMUmmHw

  • TheManHole

    So is this like The White Man’s Burden? Where the story was written in such a way it’s hard to tell if the author was being satirical?

  • You mean, you stopped eating à la carte?
    #trump2032

  • Star Wars and politics always mixed very organically.

  • Like Icare

    Iiiii… don’t think so.
    I haven’t spoiled the entire story, the honesty of everyone’s actions and all…
    The thing is… Cixin may be criticizing the “Chinese Empire” of today… or maybe he really doesn’t see that despite not ruling the world with computers or colonies, it sure as fuck beats being slaughtered by invading armies.

    That’s why I’m asking. I lack more data on his sense of humor.
    And I don’t want to start the Three Body Problem until the third book comes out.

  • Like Icare

    That’s like ’70s sexist.

  • tOmy`

    Not to take all the attention away from America getting great again, but Dr. Yeezy Ye Jesus confirmed that his new album will indeed have 3 acts, because reasons and walking on water.

    Please, do note that 3 acts don’t mean 3 CDs. It’s just one album that he broke down to 3… parts. Somehow?

  • MichaelKz

    In a world where washed up celebrities star in movies that are made bad on purpose, Space Cop is an honest, cheap movie that is legitimately good and fun.

  • Palpatine

    He’s a Gay Fish.

  • nope

    I just saw the Space Cop torrent on Pirate Bay. You guys have finally made the Big Time!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    X-Files was fantastic tonight.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    “Fishsticks” sounds like fish dicks.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Oh, that’ll save Democracy.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    To be fair, Michael J. Fox shakes. Kinda a lot. It’s one of the afflictions.

  • WHY DIDN’T YOU SPEND THE 30 DOLLARS YOU CHEAP FUUUCK!

  • I don’t get it.

  • Dat loss of sales tho.

  • nope

    I said I saw it there, not that I downloaded it. I doubt it’s even good enough to steal.

  • YEAH WHATEVER! YOU PROBABLY ONLY BOUGHT THE REGULAR BATTLEFRONT, TOO.

  • Someone actually bought Battlefront?

  • Wolvy

    Episode IV: A New Ho

  • TheManHole

    It went with my Dearth Vader toaster, R2 D2 lunch box and C3 P0 vibrator.

  • Bubs

    Eh, that’s not really how pirating works. If you pirate something, you were probably never going to pay for it anyway. So if piracy wasn’t a thing, people just would never see Space Cop. In some respects it may also increase sales, as people who enjoy it may decide to go buy a legit copy to show their support. As far as I know, no one has ever actually been able to demonstrate that piracy leads to a loss of profit.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    hows the back?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The FineBros gave up on ReactWorld! Even though they gave up mainstream, giant YouTube channels have been finally exposed as frauds as a result of the matter.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    If they invented reaction vids, then I invented being annoying.

  • Tobe fair, Machinima was considered the first big scumbag in the YT community.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    But now there’s worse ones.

  • Wise choice. You wouldn’t download a toaster, would you?

  • No, I did!

  • Wow, they’ll whitewash anybody these days.

  • This vaguely sounds like he gives himself an auto fellatio and a facial in front of the mirror.

  • Maybe your pin number was 80085.

  • There is a vhs version. You just need to take it out of your hard drive somehow.

  • Mostly alcohol.

  • They did.

  • I hope he’ll retain the originqal movie’s aesthetic. I don’t want to see holograms and fancy tech. CRT screens and shit like that are the way to go!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Playing It Cool has some competition http://i.imgur.com/yYVZkKn.jpg

  • BAM IF YOU GOT THAT!

  • You know? That would actually hurt.

  • NicCagesHair

    I didn’t know they tried to trademark the word “react” to go with this idea. Yeah fuck them they deserve all the shit they got or didn’t get. I wasn’t paying attention, those videos are stupid.

  • NicCagesHair

    His whole life appears to be masturbatory, which is impressive on a level I guess.

  • NicCagesHair

    I’m stunned he’s holding himself back to simply acts and not full-on days long cycles like opera.

  • NicCagesHair

    Not even Mike Meyers? You can get him out for almost anything Canada related.

  • NicCagesHair

    I find the hollowness in Cryer’s eyes truly disturbing.

  • Mr.Fister

    they can come and get their 1 000 000,00 fantasy dollar…of course all in powder

  • Get this crap off my desk! I paid good money to see Space Cop! Plus, Jay needs this money to buy more crack.

  • He’s the antetripodean exhibitionist!

  • Red Skeleton

    Go Cruuz! Go Cruuz!
    Because you’re not Truump!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I just cant say no to Omi, he is a bad influence.

  • Clothing: optional

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Nudity downunder is not a huge thing….
    *insert dirty puns below.

  • Must… Resist… The Urge…

  • Moke

    As long as there are thinking people he has no chance. He is just the freak you hang out if the audience begin to lose interest in the show. But for christs sake why do I need to be informed about something in Iowa? In european news?

  • Earth

    I hated TheFineBros. before it was cool.

    EDIT: HOW THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE 13 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS?!

  • Remember Hitler? He was chosen democratically as prime minister.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    All ways go with overkill…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzFlPdHt1Gk

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Chancellor.

  • Same difference.

  • You stupid people gotta learn your history right.

  • Durrr wot’s a chance lore?

  • Because Pewdiepie can’t have them all.

  • tOmy`

    🙁

  • Guys…. I think all these talking-inanimate-object movies like Cars and Planes and Thomas the Fucking Tank Engine are sexually confusing people. Including me.

    http://i.imgur.com/fk9tsCh.jpg
    https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-i8t0mgwYzzU/Vh6rfNGdlYI/AAAAAAAAArQ/nLChlcI-Y34/w1024-h1185/sexy_f18_blue_angel_complete_by_wsache007-d4uzmut.jpg

    No matter how hard I scrub, the shame doesn’t wash off.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Thanks for asking. That’s today. I leave for hospital in an hour. I’m a bit of a pain pussy, so I’m anxious.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I sexually Identify as a Racecar. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of drifting around corners and running quarter miles in under ten seconds. People say to me that a person being a Racecar is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a shop mechanic install 100-shot of nitrous, adjustable coilovers, and twin scroll turbos on my chassis. From now on I want you guys to call me “Drift King” and respect my right to burn rubber below and shoot flames needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a ricer and need to check your modifying privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

  • tOmy`

    “What’s DK stand for? Donkey Kong?”
    “Drift King.”

    – That one time when F&F was almost funny.

    BTW: Mr. Robot is on bluray on your favorite cheapskate shop.

  • I identify with this comment.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Ohh nice. I just love my totally legit movie/tv show shop!

  • There’s a sick part of me that wants Trump to win just to see what would happen.

  • Durr.. She purdy. Who she? She looks like an angel.

  • tOmy`

    I can’t wait for you to tell us how much of a suckups we are for loving it, so get on it!

  • tOmy`

    I heard the 3rd episode was supposed to be bombastic, so can’t wait for it. Hopefully, I’ll get to it tonight. So far, my X-Files experience was: “Meh. Well, that’s kinda cool.”

  • dollar store cashier wife

    also better call saul/vinyl premiere in two weeks.

    #it’s gonna be great

  • tOmy`

    While I expect nothing but orgasm from Vinyl, I am slightly more hyped for BCS, because I simply don’t know what to expect (in terms of the story, not the greatness – Vince won’t fuck up).

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Speaking of Palpy missing my political posts for a day or two…Way to go Iowa! You reject Trump and then go and pick the one Republican candidate out of all of them who is possibly worse than Trump. Now, back to your corn and your irrelevance.

  • tOmy`

    It’s rigged! We all know it was Jeb!’s triumph night! Him and his turtles…

  • Jason Ross

    Don’t get this whole Oscar snubs controversy. The last time I watched a major feature whose protagonist looked like me was Mask (1985).
    The one with Cher.

  • Jason Ross

    Rule 34.

  • Jason Ross

    Cruz and Rubio made an impressive showing. I guess deep down, Iowans hate the corn subsidy, are pro-amnesty and pretty much disagree with their GOP governor’s stance on everything.

  • Jason Ross

    Evil and darkness.
    https://youtu.be/5Al5QlsFg-8

  • The Germans ‘lovingly’ call her “Mutti” / “Momi”.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Unfortunately I am in a public place and cannot examine these images in full detail at the moment. I am sorry.

  • Palpatine

    I’m missing your what?

  • Palpatine

    Just like me! It’s like poetry, it rhymes.

  • tOmy`
  • tOmy`

    Insane people are generally more fun than just plain idiots.

  • TheManHole

    Wait did they get away with it?

  • TheManHole

    Tell that to Boobiesoft, EA, and WB who treat everyone who actually buys there products like they are villainous thieves with online passes always on DRM and other cunt fuckery.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    That reminds me of one Omegle chat about a drug deal I went through once.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    What a bunch of nerds!

  • TheManHole

    I didn’t know who The Fine Bros where WAaAaAaAaAaAaAaY before it was cool!

  • tOmy`

    I know music industry actually pulled some numbers on how much they lost due to piracy – it was a small study conducted by Capitol records (citation needed) that concluded they they lost between 1% to 3% of money.

    Since one of their singers (I believe it was either RiRi or Queen B) make up for like 70% of their profits, they could literally live off on one big name and still rake in billions.

  • TheManHole

    But what good is some of the billions if you can’t have ALL of the billions?

  • tOmy`

    They put the “fine” back in “fines”.

  • tOmy`

    I think they “lost” around 13 mil? I don’t remember the actual numbers and it was a long time ago, but they still make a shitload of money anyway.

    Unlike their artists.

  • They sued the creators of The Banner Saga for using the word saga despite the fact the game was released before the patent.

  • Moke

    apples and oranges

  • Bethesda Studios successfully sued Notch’s studio for naming his game Scrolls. As if somehow someone could confuse a card game with The Elder Scrolls Series.

  • I hereby demand fresh posts every 20 minutes. I need my fix, Disqarse!

  • TheManHole

    I mean he is talking about become the supreme chancellor forever, is everyone blind and stupid?

  • TheManHole

    ♪ ♫ ♪ Weeniers weeniers weeniers you put them in your mouth. ♪ ♫ ♪

  • Titanium Truxk

    Where is the new BOW or HITB?

  • Titanium Truxk

    Somebody stop me!

  • TheManHole

    Thing about that shit is the way we have copy right set up you need to defend EVERYTHING that might even look like it is infringing on your copyright. Due to the power of president within case law if they don’t fight something like Scrolls then the logic being is someone can make “The Melder Scrolls” and use the example of scroll as way to justify there bullshit. Really it’s a problem with the very very flawed USA copyright laws

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    You lazy fucks!

  • TheManHole

    And they never ended up suing The Banner Saga I remember following that closely at the time. However the same reason was given for that bullshit. That they need to defend anything and everything so someone does not make “The Sandy Crush Saga”.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Smmmmmmoookkiinnnn.

  • Titanium Truxk
  • Titanium Truxk

    Get a job u bums!

  • TheManHole

    I’m already at work waiting for death’s sweet embrace!

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    SSsssssssoooOOoOommmmmbboooddyyyy Killllll meeee! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc0uxTiUDrE

  • tOmy`

    “Lady Gaga to Pay Tribute to David Bowie at Grammys”

    Here. Let the shitstorm begin!

  • TheManHole

    Why would that create a shit storm was she wearing his skin when she did it? I know she is into some weird outfits so I would not put it past her.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Answer: morons.

  • Red Skeleton

    Trump getting elected would have a catastrophic effect on European relations. And world relations. And possibly extraterrestrial relations. Hell, even TRANSDIMENSIONAL relations would likely be affected.

  • Red Skeleton

    You are saddened for my support of AnyoneButTrump?

  • TheManHole

    On the bright side at least you will get ride off all the “undesirables” and anyone else Trump feels is not worthy of making Mamaraca great. Hell he might even replace the Washington momentum Lincoln memorial and mount Rushmore with Trump. We know how much he likes his brand.

  • TheManHole

    Well that can’t be unseen.

    #NSFW
    #TooHotForDisgustis

  • He is? I don’t follow the US presidential debate that closely.

  • TheManHole

    I don’t blame you it’s preety boring.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Ok so now it’s okay to hate Space Cop now. Come on, internet, can’t we just hate Kanye West again?

  • TheManHole

    Not until he runs for president.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He ruined Bohemian Rhapsody. Even Donald Trump wouldn’t do that.

  • Strong_Bow

    It’s like on the episode of BotW with Max Landis in which the first scene of ‘watching’ footage is Maxie quoting Plinkett’s ‘what’s wrong with your face?’ (laughter was supposed to ensue). The comment section is turning into that.

  • Titanium Truxk

    So they’re not BFF’s with Max now?

  • TheManHole

    Yeah but Trump ruined Neil Young so I think they are even.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    If you were disappointed with Space Cop what the fuck were you expecting to get it with something titled Space Cop starring Rich Evans?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    how can it be cool where nobody else on the internet outside of this webzone is talking about the film?

  • Citizen Kane in Spaaaaaceeeee!

  • To be fair. It sold well beyond their expectations. Those frauds don’t care what people think about their movies.

  • I can imagine Freddie being OK with Kanye doing the song… even if he did butcher it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    If you know anything about him he would kinda be pissed off at him. He hated Sid Vicious too.

  • People change. I’d hate Sid Vicious too if he talked shit about me, especially that the Sex Pistols stood for the opposite things in music Queen did.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Freddie didn’t except for his weight….too soon?

  • Paulus Nuns
  • dollar store cashier wife

    self promotion? I approve.

  • Paulus Nuns

    I wish.

  • Tapeworm

    The last point is true – if you don’t take your movie seriously at any level, you can’t expect people to. We like these guys, so it’s kinda like watching a movie your cousin (that you don’t hate) made, only better. Probably

  • Paulus Nuns

    It’s like a movie a bunch of imaginary friends would do.

  • Tapeworm

    “Turning”. Suuuuure…

  • Tapeworm

    Shut up, they love me!

  • Bubs

    I’ve been waiting for this review to come out!!!
    Who?

  • Tapeworm

    I believe they call them “a pierson”

  • Fun.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I was gone for the weekend doing arty farty things.

    I returned to see that I am now an owner of a copy of “Space Cop.”

    Now if only I owned a Blu Ray player.

  • tOmy`

    Official RLM WhiteOscars Betting Game

    Hello, we talked about it, so here it is. Rules are simple:

    1) Each player has 30 chips that (s)he has to spend.
    2) Each player has to vote for exactly one winner out of every available category
    3) Minimum bet is 1 chip, maximum bet is 5 chips
    4) If your pick wins an Oscar, you are getting double the amount of chips you bet
    5) If your pick doesn’t win an Oscar, you are black (and also not getting any chips)

    Categories you can bet on:

    1) Best flick
    2) Best director
    3) Best actor
    4) Best actress
    5) Best score
    6) Best visual effects
    7) Best original screenplay
    8) Best animated feature
    9) Best supporting actor
    10) Best supporting actress

    (Do the math for yourself.)

    – You can post your picks into replies or wait for new Disgust channel I will set up tomorrow
    – No proceedings go to charity
    – 10 categories and 30 chips feels like the best option here.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    1)Space Cop
    2)Space Cop
    3)Space Cop
    4)Space Cop
    5)Space Cop
    6)Space Cop
    7)Space Cop
    8)Space Cop
    9)Space Cop
    10)Space Cop

    ALL IN. SPIN THAT ROULETTE BBY!

  • tOmy`

    You still made more money than a Detroit worker! Congratulations.

  • tOmy`

    Oh, and if you are going to start betting in this post, please make your comments as following:

    #) Category name: Pick (#of chips)

  • Tapeworm

    I dunno, which category is Straight Outta Compton in again?

  • I just watched Space Cop. And here is my review.

    https://youtu.be/n7h6wDYzTj4?t=16s

  • dollar store cashier wife

    the “overrated and we don’t give a fuck” one.

  • tOmy`

    I blacked out on that one.

  • Earth

    The Republican candidacy is such a joke.

  • Tapeworm

    Word

  • Earth

    There are people who hate Space Cop?

  • Marvin

    I don’t feel taken seriously as potential buyer of the movie. I’m actually thinking of not buying the movie and spending the money on something else. Also, I hate that Space Cop is available on some torrent-site. Looks like I won’t watch Space Cop in the near future.

  • Does that mean you like it?

  • HaHa

    1.Spotlight(3)
    2.George Miller(2)
    3.Leo (5)
    4.Brie Larson(5)
    5.Star Wars (1)
    6. Fury Road(3)
    7.Spotlight(2)
    8.Inside out (5)
    9. Mark Rylance(2)
    10. Alicia Vikander (2)

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    1) The Big Short (5)
    2) George Miller (2)
    3) Leo (4)
    4) Brie Larson (4)
    5 The Hateful Eight (1)
    6) The Force Awakens (3)
    7) Straight Outta Compton (2)
    8) Inside Out (5)
    9) Mark Ruffalo (2)
    10) Alicia Vikander (2)

  • Tapeworm

    Well, it being avalaible on torrent site is because some dick put it there, I don’t see that as anything against the movie.

  • Marvin

    That’s not what I meant. I meant, that I rather don’t watch Space Cop at all, than download it from a torrent-site.

  • Tapeworm

    Is The Big Short really that good? I liked the Lewis book, but did they manage to pull out a story out of it with proper characters or is it just an illustration of events, kind of like Margin Call (I liked it, but it wasn’t as gripping as I hoped it could’ve been)?

  • Tapeworm

    Well yeah, nobody is forcing anyone to torrent it:)

  • Marvin

    Very true,

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Just checking in to see if you hack fucks added anything new to your site, you hack fucks.

  • Tapeworm

    Sometimes I wonder when did that kinda stuff stopped being funny to them. I’m guessing it’s counted in years.

  • TheManHole

    Jokes on us it was never funny.

  • Tapeworm

    But seriously, what’s wrong with your faaaaace?!

  • ERRR MAAAA GAAAAAWWWWD

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    It was fine, but keep in mind I’m picking the film I think will actually win, not necessarily the one I like the best.

  • Buk Pravon

    I had to do a shot in the dark for “Best actress”, because I haven’t seen any of these movies. Every other category I choose my personal favorite, the only realistic option (animated feature -.-) or an promising outsider:

    1) The Martian (1)
    2) George Miller (5)
    3) Michael Fassbender (2)
    4) Saoirse Ronan (1)
    5) Ennio Morricone – The Hateful 8 (5)
    6) Star Wars – TFA (3)
    7) Bridge of Spies (2)
    8) Inside Out (5)
    9) Tom Hardy (4)
    10) Jennifer Jason Leigh (2)

  • 6/10

  • OMNI

    Transsexual relations too…

  • …was an inside job?

  • OMNI

    R2 world make a better vibrator and C3P0 would be a good homosexual love doll…

  • TheManHole

    It looks that way because of me smashing my face against the refresh button while waiting for new content.

  • OMNI

    I makes me think of Bring down the sky and how I couldn’t play it because I bought it. Then I could play it by cracking it.
    Then I could play it because EA released a “de-authorizer” which doesn’t work now….it goes on and on…

  • I don’t know. In reality I’d give it 3/10 but I can’t. I did not like it. It was boring and flat. Not many jokes worked and there was long streches of time when I tuned out. It also was so inconsistent with the quality of camerawork and many scenes were just terrible. I’m kind of in shock of how bad it was…….

  • OMNI

    Finally saw Space Cop. I didn’t laugh very much but I loved it because it’s done by my retarded alcoholic imaginary celeb family RLM. It’s worth the $15.00 -$20.00 if you are a fan of RLM, if not I’m sure that RLM is glad there are no refunds…

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Space Cop and the Policy of No Refunds. No, that’s wrong… Space Cop and the Attack of the Giant Ants.

  • OMNI

    I really, really, really, really, really hope that that is the actual sequel to Space Cop!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I was expecting it to be this:

    https://youtu.be/CzHCOw3Y-VU?t=13s

  • What the *bleep*. I don’t remember this. Must have been drunk on set.

  • OMNI

    I laughed more in that 20 seconds than the whole of Space Cop…

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It was until Space Cop got gang raped.

  • And that’s the joke. I don’t want to be mean to RLM and I’ll go easy with the jokes but boy what a let down.

  • OMNI

    I agree, but it was entertaining, and the chuckle factor was high, just not belly laughter high, wait I need to get high…

  • Like Icare
  • OMNI

    It’s on Blu-Ray so you know it’s good..

  • Like Icare

    I don’t have a cousin I hate. Not even the racist ones.

    Does that mean I am the hated cousin?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Fitting seeing how it was a gang of Space Cop clones.

  • Tapeworm

    There are bound to be families without assholes.

  • OMNI

    “Families without Assholes” is that like Doctors without Borders?

  • Titanium Truxk

    I still need to see space cop…I think today is the day.

  • Like Icare

    Hey, don’t exclude people who just want to share the joy misery of Space Cop with EVERYONE.

    Though I’m assuming it’s more likely to be just some form of bragging rights.

    “Dude! I’ve got an exclusive on a new movie that’s just out!”
    “Yeah? What? The new Avengers movie? The new Batman movie? The new documentary about people who judge the flavors of cheese?”
    “No! It’s ‘Space Cop’!”
    “A what?”
    “Space Cop… you know… what’s wrong with your face? I like to fuck my cat? Future of Space?”
    “Are you on drugs again?”

  • Tapeworm

    I’m not excluding those people and I get it – kinda. I am not in a position where I have a disposable income, but I’ll just wait till I am and buy it then to make myself happy. What I care about the most is all the extra stuff anyway.

  • Like Icare

    True dat.

    Adventure… Excitement… They just don’t care.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_bYePrGpIg&feature=player_detailpage#t=108

  • A few golden moments. RLM can still have my money anyday. Just ‘I’m Gonna Make Wine Out Of Your Testicles’ alone is worth a monthly paycheck or two.

  • OMNI

    We love Testicle wine here out west

  • Jason Ross

    No. The other one.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I know RLM doesn’t have it available anywhere, but I recently re-watched The Long Walk Home… it’s a tresure the UNESCO should add to their Intangible Cultural Heritage list.

  • Red Skeleton

    True, but still it boils down to Trump or !NotTrump

  • Hey grumpy sounds like you need some cock.

    EDIT: *Caulk. It’s a water based sealant used in repairing kitchen and bathroom tiles.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    were you expecting like…a “genuine” film?

  • Titanium Truxk

    His face? It’s stylistically designed to be that way.

  • Titanium Truxk

    I’ve got some caulk for u! Got a tube of it for ya!

  • Titanium Truxk

    They call me cuban pete!

  • Strong_Bow

    Oh, wait, yeah, right, right,,,

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Alright, I’ll be getting a Blu Ray player shortly. My wife wants one anyway.

    Once I’ve acquired one, I’m doing a marathon. It’ll go something like this:

    1) Cop and 1/2
    2) Cop Out
    3) Hollywood Cop
    4) Cop Cop
    5) Cop Dog
    6) Space Cop
    7) The Bridges of Madison County

    Gotta finish it strong, y’know.

  • Titanium Truxk

    Dude they’re super cheap and it’s 2016. I think it’s about time u got a bluray player.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    No I know I know, I just don’t have an extensive movie collection so there’s never been a need.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Americans are really sensitive these days. I’ve read 2 or 3 reviews for yesterday’s X-Files, that find unacceptable that line about the transgender “hitting like a man”. Seriously, I fail to see how is that mean spirited enough to be offensive…

  • Titanium Truxk

    Id say get the Neflix with one bluray out at a time package thing. That’s what I’ve got.

  • Strong_Bow

    This opinion offends me. How dare you?

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Hank_Henshaw

    It just needed to be funnier. We all know that, to Mike, just having Rich Evans in front of a camera, is the equivalent of a lifetime supply of hilarity, and maybe it is. Now, for a feature-length movie, there just needed more comedy emanating from the script itself. It felt like they relied a little too much on “Rich, just trip into things and be weird”.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Why did they cast a non transgender actor to play a transgender DEA agent? That’s so typical 90s cissexist.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Please accept my apologies.

  • Well, I know they can make good skits. HitB, The Grabowskis and Game Station 2.0. So I was expecting better jokes and funnier scenes and witty edits. And I don’t make films with actors but I do film and the quality I get from just simple camera shots are not better as a whole but I know how to push the camerawork. And SC just was to flat.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    A camera,B camera. People walking,people sitting on couches,people walking up to windows?

  • And lava and just one droid. A stupid service droid that SC blows up would have been hilarious.

  • Strong_Bow

    So insensitive. You probably say ‘you guys’ too to address a multi-sex group of people. Fuck you, monster!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    You know what movie had lava? Gorilla Interrupted, and look how well that one turned out…

  • Like Icare

    I wouldn’t go THAT far.

    After all, being an asshole is a human right, guaranteed by the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.
    I think it’s the article 19 that deals with that.

  • Strong_Bow

    Not good enough. Should get in line behind Michael Richards to apologize on Letterman. Is that on still?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Yup. It feels pretty great being a white,straight,privileged man let me tell you that.

    #I guess that makes me hitler in the eyes of tumblr

  • Maybe they will re-visit Space Cop and add things.

  • Strong_Bow

    How do you even comment on buzzfeed without feeling guilty?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Space Cop: Special Edition. Jay is working on it as we speak.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Tumblrinas. I love ’em!

  • Moke

    he had no problems with black people or arabs. But olympic comittee had. So he was forced to congratulate Jesse Owens in secret. True story.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    good luck Pa.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Tumblr: Where you can always count on finding the backlash to the backlash to the backlash.

  • RLMkeepitup

    a used ps3 works too

  • Earth

    McDermott: Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

    http://www.themoviescene.co.uk/reviews/_img/2627-3.jpg

  • RLMkeepitup

    It’s nice people are being considerate of others but seriously people need to laugh more on all sides.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The Cop franchise is weird. There’s Space Cop, Cop Out, Cop Land, Cop Dog, Cat Cop, Samurai Cop, Hollywood Cop, and Cop 1/2. Which fucking one came first?

  • Palpatine

    Beverly Hills Cop.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    First in canon or release?

  • Palpatine

    Both. No joke.

  • You piece of *bleep*. You forgot Cop Car, starring Kevin Bacon. Don’t let me catch you here again moth*bleep*! Or it’s gonna be bad! I’m gonna take my time with you *bleep*forbrains! You dumb *bleep*.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    There are fifteen thousand movies in the Cop series. I couldn’t name all of them.

  • You worthless *bleep* hillbilly! It’s on now coc*bleep*ard. Don’t *bleep* *bleep* you runt, worthless humanoid *bleep* *bleep*! I’m gonna *bleep* *bleep*! Do you bleed?! *bleep*

    #*bleep* #*bleep**bleep*

  • Captain Turbo

    If only there was a movie about a robot who becomes a cop… or a cop that becomes a robot… they could call it Robotocop.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Well I can say I liked Space Cop a lot but I had to think; If I was not a RLM fan would I enjoy this? Maybe. Outside of fans the only people it could appeal to are the people who like Kung Fury. If you’re into Kung Fury or even Turbo Kid you’ll probably enjoy it. It is stupid, lazy, terribly acted, and it’s all amusing because of that. It is Low Blow meets Kung Fury meets SPPPPPAAAAAACCCEEEE. I will say this movie is better than Feeding Frenzy or Gorilla Interrupted. At least I can describe the characters and the characters aren’t just weird and violent for the sake of being weird and violent.
    If you love RLM 8/10 Not perfect, not Plinkett but entertaining as all hell
    If you don’t 6.2/10 I guess.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That sounds like a rip off of that classic film ROTOR.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    There’s also The Cop That Saved Christmas, The Cop That Ruined Christmas, and The Cop That Got Shot Out Back For Ruining Christmas.

  • Weeell hello!
    *rubs body in excitement*

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4958164/?ref_=nm_flmg_wr_1

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Don’t forget about Lenny the Wonder Cop starring Andy Richter and Llewyn Dameron.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I mean, it was really bad, they got a drag queen to play a transgender role. The nerve!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Watch a teenager review Space Cop. Clearly he knows his shit about filmmaking
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zil4cvDwlcM

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I like this youtube comment:

    “I think Stoklasa is too afraid to try. He is too afraid of taking a risk and then having to face up to the kind of criticism he has dished out to others. He doesn’t want to take the risk of looking bad, so he does crap like this instead. If you hate it then he can say well, it was just a joke you were supposed to hate anyway. ”

    Has some truth to it even if it’s mean spirited.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Well that applies to all artists. Listen all I can say is the movie is called Space Cop. Fucking Space Cop. What did you expect from a movie titled Space Cop. It’s name is fucking Space Cop.

  • Wa wa waat? There are Space Cop reviews now? Is liking RLM a hipster thing now? Do I have to live in a dumpster and act all weird?

  • RLMkeepitup

    Did you hear William Wallace’s opinions? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYD216LM_I4

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Me? I had no expectations. Just sayin that people can totally diss the movie. You can’t make a genuine fun bad movie if you’re making it bad on purpose. There’s things like Death Proof/Planet Terror or Black Dynamite but they’re on a totally different level. There’s way too much competency and cleverness oozing out of them. They start operating on a “tribute” level as opposed to “hacks make a lazy and bad film and then pretend it’s like that on purpose”

  • tOmy`

    Thanks to everyone who so far contributed to the WhiteOscars Betting Game, I shall work on it tirelessly to create the excel thing etc…

    But, seeing your votes, have you seen Justified S6 Furious 7?!

  • Strong_Bow

    What I have to say about the only thing occupying our collective minds; it can mean only one thing.

    http://41.media.tumblr.com/b5831b9c245291dcd7bf1981691d7da9/tumblr_mzqb7dE5XD1rjgvl7o1_1280.png

  • Strong_Bow

    #apologistforbigyoutubefag

  • Like Icare

    Yes. This.

  • Like Icare

    That’s not William Wallace. He’s seven feet tall, shoots fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.

    That’s Brian Blessed.

  • Like Icare

    Actually… kid is pretty insightful and honest. And clearly a fan. He even wrote a paper on Mike.

  • Like Icare

    Yeah… tell that to the people who complain when I laugh out of my back side.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That sounded creepy.

  • David

    Len Kabasinski – fight choreographer

    Aww damn son!

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Ah shit you’re right can I make a few changes? And by “few” I mean 10 changes.

  • Paulus Nuns

    It’s good to see criticism both negative and positive about Space Cop., it should be reviewed just like any other movie. I still wonder what was the reason to film this movie though, maybe closing a chapter? Like that thing you said you’d do, but never did?

    Anyway, I hope they film more stuff, bad, good or schlock. And what about short films? Instead of making a feature-fucking-lenght, that is.

  • Earth

    Bullshit. Mike doesn’t care. There’s a big difference between that and being “too afraid to try”.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I want more Quick Cuts.

  • Strong_Bow

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJuq_bp9gH4

    I love to see opinions. Fine and dandy; do your thing. But what I don’t like is all the, ‘thanks for saving me $17 for your insight’, or ‘you PAID for this, LOL’, or, ‘it took twelve years to make!’.
    I’ve been watching these guys for the better part of 7 years and have never paid to watch their online content; because it’s FREE with an internet connection (I do own Feeding Frenzy).
    These guys slave away to make content and all everyone does is bitch and knitpick. Say what you will about the movie; whatever. But stop complaining about paying for it. These guys have brought enjoyment to thousands of people, on THEIR DIME, and you can’t stand the fact that you paid $17 for a ‘crap movie’.
    #retardshaming

  • Earth

    SPOILERS!

    Can I just say I really appreciate that we finally have a movie where the hero doesn’t constantly moralise over murdering an innocent child to prevent something happening in the future. Space Cop drunkenly trying to kill a 9 year old is genuinely amusing to me.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    But.. I want a very particular experience out of the content that I didn’t pay for and that the creators of said content are in no way obligated to provide me with. And when I don’t get that experience I’m going to make an ass out of myself. And then I’ll die.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s fucking Space Cop. It cost $17.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I’ve spent more on a steak from Wegmans.

  • Strong_Bow

    Man, I’m sorry. I forgot, it’s all about you. You’re right, you’re right; complain away.
    #hackfraudshaming #whatswrongwithyourfaceshaming #whaaaaat?shaming #adamsandlercohortsshaming

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Yet somehow that was disappointing to some. I fail to see how. He’s fucking Space Cop. It was so dense.

  • Strong_Bow

    Wedman’s, lol! They’re out of Rochester you know…

  • Strong_Bow

    Exactly. You’ll find my exact thought on the youtube commentor Ralph (that you posted earlier; ala Mr. Wint).

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Is this Power Rangers movie a fucking joke? It cast Elizabeth Banks as the main villain. It sounds like a fake trailer or something.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Who wants to live forever? DDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I didn’t even know they were making one until I read about the Elizabeth Banks casting. I just can’t keep up with all the stupid.

  • Strong_Bow

    FANBOY!

  • Earth

    It’s a fun movie. It set out to be a comedy about a cop from space and that’s what it is.

    If people want to bitch about a small B movie made in Milwaukee by independent filmmakers, whatever.

  • Earth

    I would argue Space Cop stands up as its own movie, regardless of whether you’re a fan of RLM or not.

    Obviously it helps if you’re a fan of RLM’s humour (which I am) but it still works as a film.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    It’s because their bread and butter is film criticism. So that opens them up to the knee-jerk “WELL WHAT RIGHT DO YOU HAVE TO NOT LIKE AMAZING SPIDERMAN WHEN SPACE COP F*CKIN’ SUCKED LLAMA DICKS?!!?!?”

    But that actually makes me admire them more. They can critique a film, but they also open themselves up to criticism by creating something original and putting it into the world. They could coast off of reviews and Plinketts and what have you, but instead they devote countless hours to actually making something completely original, too. That’s great.

    And of course, even if Space Cop sucked (I haven’t seen it yet), the idea it would somehow invalidate their film criticism is transparently dumb.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s from Milwaukee. It could be worse. It could Garden State.

  • Earth

    Exactly. It’s awesome that they’re creators as well as critics.

    I’m not sure what people want from RLM. Do they want them to just make a conventional movie, completely devoid of the RLM personality that we love them for?

    dollar store cashier wife posted some asshole youtube comment bitching about how Mike chooses to make “crap like this” because he doesn’t want to try to make a “real” movie.

    I find this comment bullshit because not only does it ignore the fact that they have a limited budget so there’s not much they can actually do tech-wise, but it also ignores the fact that maybe, just maybe, Mike, Rich, Jay and everyone else just enjoy making stuff like Space Cop. These are the people who made “Richard Edlund VS His Sons” ffs.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I guess it depends. I think the entire RLM crew is incredibly adept at breaking down films, exposing their flaws, or unearthing great parts that no one seems to notice. They’ve demonstrated that repeatedly.

    But as far as the type of content and films they like to make, I guess I’ve only ever seen them as lovers of Schlock. And there’s certainly nothing wrong with that in my opinion. Quentin Tarantino has made his entire career out of an unabashed love of schlock.

    But if someone liked or didn’t like the film for whatever reason, I mean, I guess that’s the point of it all and why I’m glad they make films. They’re critics, but they open themselves up to criticism by actually making things. And anyone is free to like it or not like it for whatever reason. I just think the idea that not liking their film somehow renders their own criticisms meaningless is nonsense.

  • OrangeChrome

    i bought it, why i no get copy? i have to watch from webzone only? me no likey. me want copy to save and store on my ‘puter forevers and evers.

  • Amontillado

    Say whaaaat?!? Spoiler alerts!

  • Amontillado

    I figure if there is an audience of people that can appreciate the fine things in life, it is you people. I leave this here for your amusement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTs2fbd-0rA

  • Amontillado
  • Earth

    Have they released any kind of soundtrack for Space Cop? I’m loving the music.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It reminded me alot of the Scientist Man theme.

  • OrangeChrome

    so, i guess that i can’t sign in on another device and watch it there? I have to watch it on my computer only. wish i could get a digital “copy” of the movie that i bought, so that i can move it around and watch it how i please. double sadface. too late though, they’ve got my money.

  • OrangeChrome

    i may bee retarrded. nevermind.

  • Strong_Bow

    ‘Hell-Ohhhh’

  • Strong_Bow

    I know. I still need to watch it.

  • Palpatine

    So speaking of Space Cop, I just finished with the first episode of The People vs. O.J. Simpson on FX. So far, so good.

  • RLMkeepitup

    what is the premise of that show

  • Palpatine

    It’s like a Godzilla movie.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Tough day, Skip Skop?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    its sounds interesting.

  • Bubs

    Um, about the “on their dime” part. No. Last I checked their Patreon was netting them 10k a month. So no, they ain’t running a charity. They’re running a business. And people are allowed to criticize businesses. If I buy a movie, and it fucking sucks, I’m gonna bitch about it.

    Also I haven’t seen Space Crop yet.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Anybody else want a Diggity D album?

  • Solid gouuld! Magniffischaunt!

  • Moke

    Tried out fraps or mozilla downloadhelper?

  • Moke

    Sounds like the classic “anti-hero” to me. Nothing new.

  • Move over Jake Lloyd, Nate Schwefel is here.

  • Shieeet, damn straight, brah.

  • There is a button on the bottom left that lets download. Just pick the movie you want to watch.

  • If someone called me that all day I’d fucking punch them in the face.

  • How rapey is the Space Cop movie? Well, it’s very rapey. There is a deleted scene with Marina Sirtis. And the in the ‘Making of’ documentary you see Mr. Stoklasa laughing while filming a certain scene.

    “Can’t light it properly unless I see her ti*bleep*” -Mike Stoklasa

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    meh cheap shot, 3/10.

  • It’s the joke I needed to tell after watching Flop Cop.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Its not rapey.

  • There are like five rape scenes in the first 7 minutes. How could you have missed them?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I was being being raped.

  • Amontillado

    With happiness?

  • Amontillado

    So only 2 minutes in an hour show that deals with the actual case, and the rest of the 51 minutes is filled with Johnny Cochran doing mundane things like taking care of bills, filling a glass with water, watching Cheers, reading a book, etc.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    That is exactly how I feel every Christmas. Raped with happiness.

  • NicCagesHair

    In the ads it did look like Travolta’s wig was a TOHO creation.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    If you hate it then he can say well, it was just a joke you were supposed to hate anyway. ”

    That was the part that rang true to me. I’d agree that Mike doesn’t give a flying fuck about anything.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I give it 9/10 for editing.

  • Did Garret Gilchrist make this?

  • It’s very loud. +5

  • Anybody want a copy of Far Cry 3 on Uplay or Call of Juarez: Gunslinger on Steam? Both are pretty great.

  • Nah. Could be. Maybe. Most definitely. Yes. Makes perfect sense.

  • Classic Gilchrist.

  • Uplay? Isn’t he dead?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Sure fam. I’ll take gunslinger in addition to some copies of GTA V and Space Cop if you know what I’m saying?

  • They should have had a “suck out the poison” joke in Space Cop. That’s how Sandler and Kevin Blart makes their money.

  • One can only dream.

  • I actually kinda agree with what you said. The first half hour was incredibly boring. Many jokes were forced, but it got a little better once Mike arrived.

  • Yo-Ho! Yo-Ho! You ho!

  • Where Treetops Glisten

  • Space Cop? More like Space Cop! Amirite!?!?!?

  • What?

  • Was attempting some nonmedy.

  • Like Icare

    Not more than writing a paper on some other actor, director, celebrity…
    Kid’s a fan and looks up to these hackfrauds.

  • My God, Travolta looks terrible.

  • Rich should’ve played Space Cop’s wife by wearing a bad wig and some makeup.

  • Like Icare

    It’s clearly aiming for that sound editing Oscar.

  • Like Icare

    That’s so last week.

  • You did not fail, then.

  • Like Icare

    Absence of evidence is a hard thing to pin down.

  • NicCagesHair

    I’ll take an X-com 2 on steam if you’re buying!

  • Only if you buy mine.

  • We can define it by what it isn’t and funny it is not. It’s like apothatic theology.

  • tOmy`

    I am currently working on the WhiteOscars betting excel sheet (do you even functions?) and still haven’t seen Space Cop, so here is some other pop-culture related stuff:

    1) Second season of Hannibal was pretty great and it made me not watch third season
    2) Nevermen album is fucking awesome!
    3) Massive Attack’s EP has one bad and three great songs
    4) I wouldn’t recommend “buying” Sia / Rihanna / Panic! At The Disco albums.

  • Like Icare

    That only works with imaginary properties.

    Apophatic pineapple and apophatic horse apple are the same as far as their not-apple status is concerned.
    Just like a banana.

    Which reminds me… I think that bananas may be on sale at the local supermarket.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Ah shit you don’t say. But rihanna is an artist!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Because I told you that I heard that the third season is turd season? Or because the second season made you sik in your stomach?

  • Palpatine

    He looks like Schwarzenegger.

  • tOmy`

    Well, it sorta has a neat ending and it feels like building on it is unnecessary.

    I will eventually watch it, but it felt like a nice ending.

  • Palpatine

    Have you watched the first episode of American Crime Story yet?

  • tOmy`

    Nope. I am diving into Narcos before BCS / Vinyl kicks off. I am afraid I won’t have time for anything else right now.

  • Speaking of Marina Sirtis. And speaking of sci-fi, the alternative form of entertainment that TNG made mainstream…………………………………………….

    https://youtu.be/OgrYeOTnM5k?t=5m55s

  • Veni, Vidi, etc.!

  • tOmy`

    Just in: “Rihanna reportedly sells 460 physical copies of ‘Anti’ in first week”

    This is what happens when you try something different.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Fuck, I watched his Ateful Height and Sicario reviews and he wants to be Mike Stoklasa so bad. It’s kind of embarrassing.

  • I watched ‘Super’ today. It was funny and depressing at the same time. Libby shouldn’t have gone the way she had.

  • Now, how did that Rihanna joke go?

  • Robotpals

    I thought the same thing about the 4th season finale of Breaking Bad. I was wrong.

  • RLMkeepitup

    she’s funny

  • Jason Ross

    I don’t know what that is. I’ve never seen that.

  • Jason Ross

    niggotry

  • tOmy`

    Hey, guys! You can now place your bets on Oscar’s white night on this channel: https://disqus.com/home/channel/whiteoscarsbettinggame/discussion/channel-whiteoscarsbettinggame/whiteoscarsbettinggame/

    Everything is explained in the link

    If you have further suggestions / ideas, let me know!

  • She’s on fire!

  • You mean, you don’t wanna get raped by Ellen Page?

  • I wouldn’t mind, even by her if she hadn’t got her mind blown…

  • When does the entertainment begin?

  • Oh yes. She’s problably the only one that can be so energetic and entertaining on her own of the TNG cast.

  • She is the entertainment.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I thought it sucked big time. James Gunn is a hack.

  • It was a way better superhero movie than Kick-Ass.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    What’s wrong with her face? She never shuts up at cons. Always talks over poor Frakes. Hen pecked Number 2.

  • Moke

    it’s gonna be great!

  • Strong_Bow

    Oh, okay. Thanks for setting me straight. Is that all officer?

  • Strong_Bow

    You’re probly’ right…

  • So… Space Cop. Is it time to regret your purchase?

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Super left me with a lot of feelings. I wasn’t sure if I liked all of them, but I think I was just happy to watch a film that made me feel things.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    So he liked it.

  • I haven’t watched any movies that came out in 2015. Fury Road is still waiting on my DVR but I keep forgetting about it…

  • tOmy`

    I think a lot of us took some guesses.

  • RLMkeepitup
  • Strong_Bow

    Also; you should have said ‘Space Crook’, because RLM are just a bunch of money grubbers that aim to steal our money. Right?

  • RLMkeepitup

    naah #yolo #noragrets but it feel like rlm is on vacation after finishing it. maybe they need it!

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I haven’t seen it yet, but even if I think it sucks, no, I wouldn’t.

  • It’s the best.
    It’s the best.
    It’s number one!
    I bought Space Cop because I want the best and I deserve the best!

    I’m asking because more and more negative reviews are coming out.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I bought Space Cop for two reasons.

    1) I’ve been an RLM regular for years and have spent $0 on them. Which is fine, that’s how internet entertainment works. But I figured the least I could do was check out their film that they poured all their effort into.

    2) My wife got me a signed Space Cop poster for Christmas and she hung it up in our hallway. I think it was Domo who pointed out that it’s now a binding agreement. I can’t have that f*cking poster in my hallway without having seen it.

    When I finally do see it, I’ll gladly share a review with the guys and dolls here. But either way, I wouldn’t regret having given it a go.

  • Strong_Bow

    *9/11

  • Earth

    Fun movie. I especially like the part when God talks to him.

  • So, what you’re saying they are holding you hostage.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Exactly. Every time I enter my house it’s a Rich Evans guilt trip staring me in the face.

  • In actuality, I felt that it was time to give them something back, too. And I enjoyed Space Cop for what it was. Out of all the movies they’ve made (and I’ve seen), I think it was the best.

    If it wasn’t for the terrible lead in “Feeding Frenzy”, that one would have felt like a real movie, a horror comedy. Space Cop is much more self aware and it seems people don’t enjoy this aspect about it.
    This lack of enjoyment may have something to do with what Mike and Jay had said themselves about ‘bad movies’ in the past that it’s usually better if it’s terrible unintentionally.

    The thing is, almost all of their movies are bad intentionally so I can’t say why would people expect them to do something else.

  • “Rollin’ up up the club,
    girls see me flexin’.
    Got a dick so small,
    call me Micro-Aggression.”

    Never change, Mr Regular.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehwKrlJua_k

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I guess I just can’t adequately comment yet because I haven’t seen Space Cop. But in terms of the “bad intentionally” bit, I got much more of a Naked Gun vibe from the trailer. A farcical comedy. When I think of “bad intentionally” I think of bad production values. Poor lighting, stuttering on lines, botched action scenes, etc. Is Space Cop a competently made film? If it is, then I don’t know that I’d call it intentionally bad.

  • tOmy`

    Oh my god, look how amazing I am: http://i.imgur.com/WSa5d1p.png

  • Hm… if you look at certain special effects, it definitely feels “intentionally bad”.

  • Wait, you’re happily married?

  • tOmy`

    Or at Rich Evans.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I was, until she bought me that poster, thus ensuring that I’d have to spend $25 hard-earned bucks on Space Cop. Pain in the rear, I tell ya. I would’ve divorced the old battle axe by now if she couldn’t thoroughly kick my ass.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Ditto. I haven’t even seen Spotlight.

    #best picture win confirmed

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Kick Ass was fun in like a guilty pleasure way.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    It is the type of film the academy wets itself over.

  • I don’t understand why the cameraman must make small nudges up and down during dialogue. I will run these kinds of movies through an image stabilizer plugin and then watch it.

    #everymovie #2016 #AIDSFFLECK

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvP4RIqSbiw

  • More intensity!

  • I’d kick intensity in the balls. Or let it get violently raped and then shot by Charles Bronson!

  • The real reason is Zack Snyder trusts his material enough to just let it speak for itself. Wait, what? Am i gettin’ forked inside my brain now?

  • Zack Snyder did one movie almost right. He has served his purpose. He now has my permission to die by rape and gunshot and then some more rape and maybe another gunshot.

  • If you rape Zack Snyder, does that mean you lay eggs on him?

  • I can’t rape I have no penis. I’m also out of eggs. Whatever!

  • How am I supposed to prepare my frog egg soup now? You’re a total letdown, man.

  • Space Cop: “At least it’s better than Phantom Menace. Slightly. Or not. I don’t know.”

  • tOmy`

    “Katy Perry’s Dog Peed on Her”

    You are welcome.

  • No. It’s not as good as I hoped but that does not mean I wont watch it another 15 times. A RLM minor classic. 4/10 is the score it gets after thinking it through.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I stare at these commoners smugly as I sip my coffee out of my “Fuck Religion” mug. These subhuman troglodyte plebeians drink their Starbucks Milkaccinos and Whipped Caramel Mocha Caloriattos, while I, with my IQ of 187 (or 192, depending on the test), enjoy the true patrician’s drink, the very life-blood of intellectuals, straight black coffee. These fucking normalfags will never understand.

    Also my piss smells like coffee, so that’s a plus.

  • Paulus Nuns

    Katy Perro*

  • Snake Squeezer

    What’s Katy Perry?

  • OMNI

    She’s getting on in years. She must be almost 60 or so….I sill lover her.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    a pair of tits.

  • She’s alright!

  • OMNI

    Have some asparagus next time you have coffee and enjoy the aroma of your piss for hours…

  • Snake Squeezer

    Nonesense. That couldn’t possibly be true in any way.

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • Eating younglings eh? Letdown you say? Expect to be pulling double shifts in the Dilithium mines when I conquer your stupid planet.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I think that’s Regular on drums and Roman on … lots of Whip-Its.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I’m not the author but gospel must be spread either way.

  • Marvin

    Enough RLM fans liked the original trailer so much, RLM decided to make the movie.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    “Mr. Wayne, I didn’t know who you were until five minutes ago. Now tell me about how shitty and unethical Batman is, even though he’s apparently been a fixture in Gotham for like more than a decade.”

  • OMNI

    I gave Space Cop 9 out of 10 stars on IMDB. I felt that I had to even though it’s more like a 3/10. Got to feed the phenomenon. I just realized Space Cop as a “thing” is funnier than the actual movie so I’m going with it….going ALL the way with it…..I need my pills.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3892384/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

  • Cream-A-Thon

    “Call me maxi-pad because I’m bringing the heavy flow.”

  • Tapeworm

    Do you stand that long next to the toilet?

  • fred

    Alot of the outtakes and deleted scenes in Space Cop are better than what was left in the movie.

  • OMNI

    That makes total sense. It’s like poetry because that’s what George Lucass did as well…Ahh the irony

  • fred

    Make it about 10 pages longer and it’s a New York Times Best Seller.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I hope you wrote a creative review alongside that score.

    http://i.imgur.com/6Zk3BiW.png

  • Marvin

    I think Mike cares a lot. In the HitB outtakes of the Archive Collection Vol. 1 Jack (in his Fuck-Bot 5000 costume) calls one of the Plinkett reviews bullshit and Mike was a bit offended.

  • OMNI

    One doesn’t need to when one eats asparagus. It is instant and hard hitting. You should try it!

  • OMNI

    Soon. Just waiting for the pills to take effect..

  • Tapeworm

    I know the effect, I like asparagus. It doesn’t actually apply to everyone, some people can’t smell it due to some sensors missing.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I’m waiting for the Special Edition where Space Cop eats first.

  • OMNI

    I’m just going to cut and paste that review, it’s so spot on that I couldn’t possibly follow it up.

  • fred

    Space Cop was the only one who ate.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Oh.. I really gotta steal buy this thing.

  • OMNI

    I want hot dogs with ketchup now…

  • OMNI

    I’ve read about those unfortunate souls. A damn shame.

  • tOmy`

    “1 star because I can’t vote minus 1 million.”

    It’s gonna be great.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    “Which fucking one came first?” – Thats what she sa-… oh…

  • fred

    A person who doesn’t write their own music.

  • OMNI

    IMDB rating system is funnier than Space Cop.

  • fred

    It’s worth it for the exclusive content, and the film itself is pretty good.

  • Earth

    Did it all for the Nukie.

  • fred

    It’s a mastapeece

  • TheManHole

    Things a fax machine would say?

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I was left with a lot of feels after this movie, mostly good ones, just ones I hadn’t expected to be plucked by “Hollywood” in a super hero movie.
    Edit: Sort of like being touched by the clown and liking it. Weird, right?

  • Palpatine

    Christopher Hitchens, is that you?

  • TheManHole

    You change your space cop score more then I do underwear.

  • Palpatine

    “Two paws up!”
    – Huckleberry

  • OMNI
  • Snake Squeezer

    Agreed.

  • It was hard to rate.

  • OMNI

    I have two scores, the one I put to the public which is 4/5 and my personal score which is 2/5

  • Snake Squeezer

    Funniest parts? Space Cop trying to kill that kid on the bike. Also, anytime Space Cop says “you’re welcome.”

  • OMNI

    Woof woof! I think Katy Perry is Bootyfull

  • TheManHole

    Gotta save face I understand.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Least funniest part? Space Cop taking ten hours to open his fridge. It’s a funny idea, it should be funny, but for some reason the execution just bores me. I just sit there waiting for it to end so we can get to the rest of the movie. I also don’t think they should have stretched out the Oswald scene. I get it, he’s the biggest name in this thing, let’s get him on screen as much as possible, but the “he’s still standing there” bit gets long in the tooth pretty quickly.

  • Coookies, yeeaaah.

  • RLMkeepitup

    true. i think its a matter of we made this prop or have this actor how can we maximize it. the simple fix would be to cut the fridge joke shorter and cut oswald in half and put half of him later in the movie. i don’t mean literally of coarse, space cop ain’t worth dyin over

  • Why did they use those takes? You know… the worst ones.

  • Bubs

    One of the most impactful movie deaths I’ve ever seen. Still sticks with me to this day. No tearful goodbye. No heartfelt soliloquy. No “avenge me” monologue. Just fucking boom and she’s gone.

  • TheManHole

    Don’t forget to fade to black.

  • Moke

    about the urin thing: you sure you didn’t eat Kelloggs Honey Smacks?

  • She’s three thousand years old man!

  • Titanium Truxk

    Theodore Rex.

  • Titanium Truxk

    Why don’t you go squeeze some snakes!

  • Titanium Truxk

    The fridge scene is hilarious.

  • Titanium Truxk

    I like how space cop only had beer and hotdogs in his fridge.

  • Titanium Truxk

    lol the baby being boiled alive was hilarious.

  • “Part time.”

  • Jason Ross

    Just watched The Sandlot 2 on Netflix. It was the equivalent of kidnapping every actor from the original, tying them up in a kiddie pool and letting Hercules the dog and Mr. Myrtle take turns shitting in their mouths for seven weeks.

  • Palpatine

    Do you like the original? What am I saying? Everyone loves the original!

  • The first installment of The People vs. OJ Simpson was quite entertaining. Everyone is hamming it up. Travolta’s eyebrows are something to behold. David Schwimmer looks confused and befuddled. Cuba Gooding Jr. was paid, reportedly.

  • Palpatine

    I loved it.

  • Moke

    I think it was a reference to one of their earlier works, “The Grabowskis”.

  • I can’t wait to see the next episode. Appointment viewing!

  • Wolvy

    Remember the TNG episode Barclay got caught using Councilor Troi as a sex doll in the holodeck?

  • Wolvy

    The part when the team chews tobacco on the spinning ride at the fair was my favorite.

  • Palpatine

    I highly await the Bronco police chase.

  • Titanium Truxk

    Looked like the same kitchen.

  • Titanium Truxk

    “Part. Time.”

  • The critics agree! Space Cop suuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkkssssss.
    But what did we expect? These are, after all, the same gentlemen who gave The Force Wakes Up glowing reviews.

  • Titanium Truxk

    Fart jokes really? Wow I’m an hour in and wasn’t expecting a fart joke. Next someone’s gonna get hit in the genitals.

  • Titanium Truxk

    Me neither! 😉

  • Titanium Truxk

    *triggered*

  • Titanium Truxk

    “If by private dance you mean a dance on my privates then yes”

  • Like Icare

    Less Fast – Not So Furious is set for the next decade.
    http://variety.com/2016/film/news/fast-and-furious-9-movies-2019-2021-1201695099/

    “Fuck You It’s 2020s!” has come earlier than expected. Might be due to global warming.
    In other words… Imagine it’s the future time…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=-zphhfHon_I#t=2405

  • Titanium Truxk

    Space Cop: 7.4/10

  • tOmy`

    Woooooohooooo!

    So many last rides!

  • Critics?

  • Jason Ross

    Mine was that part when they let the black boy in to the public swimming pool in 1962.

  • Bubs

    My favorite part was always the rape on the pinball machine.

    Wait… what movie are we talking about again?

  • Maybe JJ can reboot/save Space Cop! —EEEEEEELECTRIFY—

    https://youtu.be/XRVD32rnzOw?t=50s

  • RLMkeepitup

    to the point, the decimal point!

  • Two decades? Who’s responsible? I’ll shove a club upp his *bleep*!

  • tOmy`

    I know this is borderline blasphemy, but I am actually bit worried about Fast 8; I think this might be the potential franchise-killer, or at the very least the installment that might kill the momentum. Here is why:

    1) Furious 7 was a great ending to the saga. It feels like it was written for the closure and all its fanservice worked glamorously, as it threw you back to the older movies (and, unlike in the case of TFA, the fanservice was just sprinkling on the cake, not the whole fucking cake itself).
    2) NYC setting seems odd. LA has that nice tuning / ghetto / glam / hispanic community feel to it; I was actually very happy that they came back to LA for the “let’s beat the bad guy on the home turf” twist. Sure, shooting on Cuba does sound exciting and fitting, but NYC seems like a no-no.
    3) Happy that SOC’s director is on board, unhappy about him saying that he will try to go the JJ’s way. Sounds like he wants to take it too seriously and overthinking F&F is a bad decision.
    4) I’d rather see new bad guy than Statham reprise.

  • Definitely. No Spielberg schmaltz.

  • The hype killed it.

  • I like jokes! They’re funny.

  • How high are you?

  • Naked Gun has way better production value, obviously. But I can see the analgy. Shirley, though, it definitely is full of RLM style humour.

  • Strong_Bow
  • It’s called science, you hack!

  • Was there a fart joke in SC?

  • Strong_Bow

    Yes. One hour in.

  • The movie was the fart joke.

  • Strong_Bow

    Just re-watched the Furious 7 review. Still need to see that.

  • Palpatine

    What is this, an Adam Sandler film?

  • Watch the commentary. Jay points out the same thing. And seriously… it’s RLM. They’ve done a skit where everyone in the room is swimming in shit from a faulty colostomy bag and their vomit and you’re complaining?

  • Oh yeah, thanks. The “candy scene”. Classic Space Cop. *slidewhistle*

  • It is now.

  • tOmy`

    I think this was the best review of F7 I have seen on the interwebz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsKaTdu39JU

  • Titanium Truxk

    I was being facetious!!!!

  • Titanium Truxk

    Max Landis

  • Titanium Truxk

    I honestly enjoyed space cop. I need to finish the last 20 min when I get home .

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Of course. The comparison was more a tonal one than one of achieving the same scale.

  • Yes.

  • It may or may not have been a purposeful resemblance.

  • They should do a fan edit of Space Cop composed of all the good bits.
    Oh, wait, that was the trailer. 🙁

  • TheManHole

    I don’t believe in no science! That hocus pocus magic!

  • Michael Collins

    It seems to be the consensus, apart from rabid fanboys that is, that SC is a steaming pile, it’s a shame, but not a surprise, however I think they’ll probably make some money, and maybe learn some lessons.

    Let’s hope the lesson they learn is not the one Adam Saddler learned, that is people will buy any old shit if someone tells them it’s good.

    Stick to HitB, BotW, and WotW, maybe the odd Plinket review, it’s what you guys are good at, and the only reason to visit this site…..hint hint…content please.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    For Science. For Democracy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsgIt5SRDIs

  • TheManHole

    It really was there Oscar moment.

  • tOmy`

    “I mean, hell, I recently heaved something into the toilet with more magnetism.”

    I am glad it’s back in stock.

  • That was a true masterpiece.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Well, that explains why not even Rich Evans wanted to add Space Cop to his resume.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    At this rate, the Not So Fast Not So Furious Plinkett prediction will become a reality.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    That was a visual metaphor for a Michael Bay movie, during an episode of HitB where they review a Michael Bay moopie.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Am I the only one that was disappointed we didn’t get to see Space Cop in the classic raccoon sweatshirt watching his stories? That was always one of the parts from the original trailer than made me chuckle, mainly because of Rich laughing with his mouth full.

    Space Cop wearing the raccoon sweatshirt at home humanized him a bit.

    We do get a cameo of the raccoon sweatshirt, and Space Cop mentions he misses his stories, but it’s not the same. 🙁

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    OK… Its time.
    Space Cop. I loved it. people are saying only fanboys love it. I would have loved it more if I had never heard of RLM.
    That said. Complaints Department:
    Lighting: RLM please stop lighting your sets like a sitcom. You can hide your sins in the shadows.
    Tone: Is it sillystupid or actually just low budget good? You kept veering away from being good to do something deliberately stupid, like the kind of kid at school who says something smart and then tries to cover it with a fart joke. Just trust yourselves you can make a good movie.
    Model Shots: Depth of Field is a thing. and move the camera not the spaceships, DERP! (And if the wobbling wire work was a stylistic choice, refer to “Tone:”)

  • OMNI

    You mean all of that stuff wasn’t real…

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I hope the next HitB is Matt Hannon, Len Kabasinski, and Dario Russo. reviewing Space Cop.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    my bad. *Spoilers* ^^

  • #fanboi

    <3

  • They Dredd-ified Space Cop! Curse you, Karl Urban!

  • tOmy`

    Hey, Narcos, stop feeding us this shit! We know damn well that it was CIA who blew up Flight 203 in 89, not Escobar!

    Pandering much to US, Netflix?!

    #tinfoilhatson #conspiracybiggerthanallofus

  • Palpatine

    They play three mountain climbers who find and break into Plinkett’s house while climbling Mt. Everest. Once inside, they find a copy of Space Cop on the floor. From there they watch and review it. Also, who’s Dario Russo?

  • A paranoid stoner? That’s something I’ve never seen before!

  • tOmy`

    Hey, just because you think they ain’t after you, doesn’t mean they don’t do horrific shit somewhere else.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    He made ‘Italian Spiderman.’
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVpJnGCwlMA

  • RLMkeepitup

    having the first two names in the same room would be a liability issue in any workplace

  • Palpatine

    The gov’ment did 9/11 ’cause the Twin Towers had tons of pot hidden the basement!!!!

  • Come, we go burn down Babylon..

  • tOmy`

    9/11 was actually carried out by CIA in order to make people believe in this particular conspiracy theory and forgetting about the rest of them, that are true.

    It’s a bulletproof plan, really.

  • I don’t know what the concensus is, but I really enjoyed Space Cop while drunk. I’ll need to rewatch it sober so I can better get the plot points, but drunk me gives it an 7.8/10.
    I think you guys need to be a little more confident, though, as far as letting yourselfs be a more confident without resorting to calling something schlck, like if you call it schlock than now one can call it it. Am I making any sense? one two many fuzzy nevals.

  • RLMkeepitup

    the box advises not to watch it sober for some reason, strange

  • NicCagesHair

    They know their audience….and their own talents.

  • Generally drunk me and sober me tend to agree on things about 71% of time, but to be honest i havent seen sober me for days now. Wondar where he went?

  • Fear and Loathing in Milwaukee

    “We can’t stop here. This is hack country.”

  • RLMkeepitup

    they made it drunk so we must watch it drunk, poetry again

  • NicCagesHair

    You can never have enough Statham, never ever ever.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Besides Rich Evans which famous person deserves a biopic and who should direct it and star in it? I pick Freddie Mercury, directed by Martin Scorsese and starring Borat.

  • NicCagesHair

    “Good God what are these god damn hipsters!”

  • Palpatine

    Michael Jackson.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • NicCagesHair

    Judy Garland

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Would it feature Mau CauCau beiing molested?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Fuck You It’s Century!

  • Tiny Tim. But I dont know who could star in it or direct it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    There were many farts. None were added in post though…

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Sasha Cohen would be a great freddie.
    but here is my fav.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtLcqQRl2kI

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    “We were doing 100 mile an hour just south of Milwaukee when I began to feel a bit light headed. Suddenly the sky was filled with huge hacks! All diving, swooping and frauding…”

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Palpatine

    Full Metal Jacket is seriously one of the most quotable movies ever.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The Big Lebowski is more quotable.

  • RLMkeepitup

    what is your major malfunction you maggit!?!, oh sorry thats not you

  • Palpatine

    That’s true.

  • Palpatine

    It’s actually “What is your major malfunction numbnuts?!”

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Shut the fuck up, Donny.

  • Strong_Bow

    That was really good. I like that guy. Might check out his Ghostbuster’s review.

  • OMNI

    No don’t watch it sober.

  • RLMkeepitup

    i’ve never seen it

  • fred

    “Jane Got a Gun” got a 39% on Rotten Tomatoes. What score did Mike predict again?

  • fred

    CALL BACK MOTHERFUCKER

  • Palpatine

    16% or something like that.

  • Strong_Bow

    That’s just like, your opinion man….

  • OMNI

    it’s good, great even.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I was closer than Mike. I predicted 33%.

  • Palpatine
  • NicCagesHair

    I posted a best-of of this a while back. It 100% deserves a spot on the wheel.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So many metrosexual children.

  • Palpatine

    That fashion was acceptable in the 80’s and 90’s.

  • Palpatine

    Thr main kid reminds me of Rich Evans.

  • RLMkeepitup

    my names chucky, wanna play kazoo

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’m thinking about the highly overblown glowing praise quotes for Boyhood and applying them to Space Cop. Like Richard Roeper’s review.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I think Borat was pegged at one point to play Freddie but split over creative differences, I think Cohen wanted to go balls-deep R rated while the band wanted a more family-friendly portrayal. I assume they’ll get Chris Pratt when his schedule frees up.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “I watched this movie on my own a few months before my 21st birthday. It’s the best film I’ve ever seen. I don’t think there’s much else I have to say, really. It just knocked me out.”
    -YouTube user DoxieVee on Space Cop

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So showing Freddie as a the man behind the legend is not what they wanted…just no…

  • Cream-A-Thon
  • Wizard Phoenix

    They got rid of Peter Morgan? I love Brian May but you got rid of Peter fucking Morgan. Just no man.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Ronnie James Dio, played by Ellen Page and directed by Harmony Korine.

  • Ultros

    I could go on and on about Space Cop because it was indeed all that and a bag of potato chips, but I really don’t want to spoil anything about the movie for people who haven’t seen it.

    But the final verdict? This is a must see summer blockbuster.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Lady Gaga, played by Golden Globe Award™ winner Lady Gaga, directed by video clip director David Fincher.

  • Michael Collins

    Quit watching that after ep1, could see the slant, didn’t care for it.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    “No, that wasn’t a tornado. You just were drunk.”

  • RLMkeepitup

    The levels of Iron E in the space cop mini reviews are so extreme I may skip my booster shots indefinitely.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    If you buy the digital version of Space Cop can you download it? Because some sites (Amazon) make you stream digital copies now, but I prefer to have the file on my computer in case of internet disruptions, total nuclear annihilation, ect.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Yes. You should see his abraham lincoln… its uncanny.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    If it runs its VC, if it stays still its a well trained VC.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    *Vincent D’onofrio creepy smile…
    “7.62mm Full Metal Jacket…”

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    your a cinema war criminal. to the camps with you!

  • Yes.

  • Jack Valentine’s only problem is that he doesn’t sound like