2003. An oooooold animated short film.
So…early South Park without the funny
This had me in stitches. Well played!
I can’t help it, but whenever I watch this on christmas I have to weep. And repeatedly scream “NO NO NO NO NO NO”. And hit my head on a desk over and over again. And claw out my own eyes. And slit my wrists.
You think you can out do me? Hah! I’ll show you a thing or two when I make my next movie.
I would love to know where these two soundbytes came from:
“HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!” and the “LET’S GO!” which is also
featured in other Plinkett works.
I have a feeling this is Mike’s Star Wars Holiday Special, only worse
When are you going to release the special edition of this. Make it so the Care Boars finger first!
The Care Boars got shot out back for ruining Christmas.
This always scares the fucking shit out of me. Basically, your comments on “Candid Candit Camera Volume 6” apply to this. Fucking creepy shit. A RLM classic.
I have watched this a million times now because it always plays when i finished watching another video. Why’s that? It always makes me laugh but what’s the deal with this anyway?
It was cancelled.
It doesn’t have to be…
Slothy?! Where is everyone?
BurritoFest… But we can hang here too…
The raunch is really ramping up over there! That Slate’s a naughty fellow!
It’s a bit much even for me! I hope Rose doesn’t stumble in there half-asleep later…
Well, she’ll get her money’s worth!
I think Slate drove everyone away.
Drove out The Ninja, that’s for sure.
There really wasn’t any conversation going on anyway. Just smut.
Yeah, you can’t plan these things. It was more exciting this morning.
It started out well. then things got out of hand very quickly…
I deleted a few of the extreme ones
That’s good. I thought I was the kinky one…
Everyone was gone by the time I showed up, too. But you never know how these things will turn around.
I feel like Rick Moranis in Ghostbusters, trying to throw a party…
Yeah that was…a bit much.
hows this place tonight?
RJD says he was modded…
We aren’t doing anything wrong.
We aren’t. But RJD’s a saucy fellow.
I’m more of a slothy fellow!
He’s a bastard!
Yeah! He — oh, wait! Didn’t see you there!
OH!!! I’m sneaky.
That chick has some man hands.
I’m gonna allow it…
hey you guys
How dare you speak ill of Becky…
Becky’s a wonderful woman with a great personality, and she’s cute as a button.
But bitch got man hands.
It was just in that first photo. I think it was the angle.
Just playing, Sloth! Her hands are lovely.
I’m glad you see it my way. I would hate to have to break out my cane sword.
I wouldn’t want to get in a fight, but honestly, I’m hardly worried. Have you seen my hand musket?
My gun has an axe at the end of the barrel. I fear no man!
What’s disappointing. Not enough activity? We tried.
I was hoping you wouldn’t see.
I have failed us all as Minister of Shenanigans.
Not true. from 13 to 55 comments. The night is young, Willard.
Perhaps a sloth will cheer you up!
A sloth always cheers me up! Still hunting for the other pics….
That’s all I can ask of you.
It’s OK. I haven’t seen much RLM stuff besides the Plinkett prequel reviews, which are brilliant.
Lend us your musket, frank. It’s a group effort.
We’re here out of love.
Strength in numbers!
For sure. Best of the Worst is my favorite show and it isn’t even on TV!!!
I found all the sloths!
Are you sure? how many did you find?
Someone needed to dissect the prequels like that. It’s necessary for the healing process.
Seven. I found seven sloths.
How many did you lose?
That explains it. I was not seeing what all the fuss was about.
I lost count. But I’m not done…
The Phantom Menace review is 90 minutes long and more entertaining that the film it reviews, and cuts right through that pile of BS like a razor.
I cheated though.
So true. I could watch over and over. Can’t stand to watch the actual film.
There was some wild stuff in there I tells ya.
Some people complain that he nitpicks, but I think it was essential to thoroughly identify everything that went wrong so we could understand it and have a chance to move on from the tragedy.
You followed my activity, you canadian bastard!
He works for the Canadian NSA.
Those guys make great burritos!
We’re much more laid back. We get donuts on Thursdays.
I think it was the lack of donuts that sent Snowden over the edge.
A donut a day keeps the madness away!
I always miss the controversial stuff. Ah well.
Ah ah ah! Seven Sloths!
Most people do. It’s quickly removed.
Then you haven’t found them all!
Her arm appears to be comically large.
I think there way have been some tinkering done with the image.
I can direct message you
The sloth photoshopped all these images I bet.
Make it so.
Every image I post is 100% authentic!
Done I sent you message through the TB message system.
I mean the sloth in the images is trying to make himself look like a player.
He’s doing a damn fine job!
How do you know he isn’t really a player? Look at his grin.
They’re gonna have to call animal control to get rid of all the sloths!
100 comments. We slothed this place.
He might be, but the arm thing is suspicious.
Did you take my cane sword?
I have one too. I had it before you joined. Zatoichi gave it to me.
The Slothstine Chapel. By Slothaelangelo.
She runs a sloth sanctuary. So the photoshop was likely done on her end, before he found the pic.
You’re more prepared than Batman.
And I thought I was being all original.
The moment man became sloth.
I didn’t change it. I swear.
The best one is in the wolf of wall street review…
This time I believe you.
So she is trying to make it look like she’s got all these cool sloth friends? I get it.
She’s a goddess.
And a friend to all sloths.
The fearsome giant sloth.
She’s the best!
She needs her own Discovery channel reality series. Beauty and the Sloth, perhaps. Or Sloth Boss.
It’s on animal planet. Meet the Sloths.
Is it really? I should have known. Hot girl + Sloths = Profit.
That’s the basic formula.
Seems to be working…
Did you find them all?
Tried and true.
Can you use sexier sloths and average women?
I encountered a hiccup but I am back on track! Gimme a minute.
In a pinch, but your margins do fall.
When sloths ruled the Earth…
Pinch could be construed as BDSM….tread lightly!
That’s why these sloths are resorting to photoshop. It’s very hard for sloths to stay in shape. What with the slow movement.
Twenty-seven sloths so far!
Where are you counting these sloths?
I lost count. I hope they don’t get mad!
They’re dispersed throughout the site!
That’s quite a challenge.
They move very slowly, so they shouldn’t be too hard to catch!
But they have the ability to change colors to match their surroundings. That’s sloths, right?
“I have a sloth” received an outsider upvote. I suspect you will draw more.
They also fly.
Let’s hope so… My sides are hurting!
Sure, why not?
Mine too, buddy, mine too.
Truly amazing creatures.
It got an insider upvote. We’re the outsiders, Willard.
Not tonight, Sloth. Tonight the joint’s ours.
It’s like an M. Night Shyamalan movie.
What’s the twist?
I’m done… At least for a while. I’ve exhausted my backlog of sloth pics…
Well done. Rarely have I seen finer shenanigans.
That you are actually the outsiders all along.
That is a high compliment, coming from the Minister of Shenanigans, himself.
There’s an Outsiders (Nicole Kidman) sloth poster somewhere around here…
Can you find it?
I can’t remember where I put it.
In all honesty, perhaps the title should be yours.
Nope. That’s your title. I didn’t do anything…
I may be too slothful to attempt it.
That’s the spirit!
I understand. Honestly, I can’t remember which pics I posted and which I didn’t.
You may have doubled up on Night Idler. But I could be thinking of the time you posted elsewhere.
You both deserve an award ceremony similar to the end of Star Wars. Rose can be Leia, and I will be Chewbacca, standing to the side and not receiving a medal.
Yeah. I’m not sure. I know I posted it in the Dojo (or somewhere) before…
Your assistance is greatly appreciated. You earned your musket today, frank. You may shoot anyone in the face with it you see fit.
Preferably Peach! Where is he?
Watching I, Frankenstein twice!
Wow a masochist! Is he paying to watch that shite?
First he said he was going to watch it as a double bill with the Jack Ryan movie. Then he said he was going to watch them both again so he could write a review. Then he said he thought it might be a waste of money. So he’s probably just drinking Coors.
January is a funny time for movies. Someone needs to do an article commenting on all the January releases. Or maybe multiple people can volunteer to see one movie each and do a brief commentary on it, since no one could watch all of them.
If he was drinking Coors, he’d be here.
FUCK YOU, IT’S JANUARY!!!
A corset in July is worth a horde of rats.
Saw the first nude pic RJD posted and quickly switched on ‘hide media’ lol.
Probably for the Best! Godd Morning! How was your slumber. Can you find all the sloths? I think Willard uncovered over 30! I lost count…
Thank God for that feature.
Truth be told I was great until about 6am when I woke with stomach cramps, hot sweats and feeling like I was going to black out. That was rough. So shopping is cancelled and I am just resting in bed.
Did you have fun last night?
I guess it’s safe to turn on the pictures here so I’ll have a count lol.
We had fun creating Shenanigans here. My sides were hurting from laughter… All pics here are safe. The sloths are strewn about the site!
Sorry to hear that you feel unwell. Hopefully your illness passes quickly.
They are super cute! The one on the Dojo of Becky in the boat is the nicest. They are the cuddliest little animals.
I want to get one! You need a licence from the US Department of Agriculture though…
I will be looking into it. Giz needs a playmate…
If I can’t get a licence, I’m just gonna move to Costa Rica!
I honestly had no idea how cute they were. Do they need a special environment? OMG why don’t you email Becky and ask for advice!??
They dislike the cold. And it seems they get into mischief (slowly). I would need some kind of Sloth Cage for when I’m not at home. Luckily I have a guest bedroom, but no guests. I will be looking into converting into a habitat for a cute little sloth!
Wow! I SHOULD E-mail Becky…
Aww bless. I am not sure it’s fair to take them from their home in the heat.
You should definitely email Becky and visit the sanctuary lol. Genius! Is she on twitter/facebook?
My gift to you…
I’m following here on twitter. Don’t have a Facebook…
Morning guys! We’re still here?! And welcome, Rose!
Willard! Someone is starting to notice our activity. He thinks you’re the real deal!
I am the real deal. I’m just not who he thinks I am!
Morning Willard. I’m here and in the Dojo but I would rather go home to TB.
So thoughtful of you.
Don’t need it to read it
She studied in Manchester!
Home is where your heart is.
And my heart is in shenaniganry!
Actually scratch wheat I just said lol.
Do you know her? That would be a crazy coincidence.
What not wheat lol. I’m losing it lol.
Oh I wish I did but nope. Remember I thought she was American lol.
Shenaniganry is my life. I will most likely die early due to misplaced shenanigans.
She has a blog http://beckycliffe.blogspot.co.uk/
Found it on her FB.
A shenanigan must be carefully deployed, always.
She has a big Shaggy Dog!
I found that last night, too!
I think you better give her a call!
Lots of new sloth pics!
Sometimes my shenani-gun goes off on it’s own.
And an email firstname.lastname@example.org
Don’t tempt me, Rose. I get into enough trouble on my own.
Lol! Well it was on her blog page looking for sponsers for the sanctuary http://beckycliffe.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/help-fund-research-at-sloth-sanctuary_26.html
Maybe if I write an article or two about the Sanctuary, I can secure an interview!
I’d like to see that article regardless.
Now you’re talking. Sounds like something for the mixed bag!
A sloth-overview, followed by info on the sanctuary and the important work they do. I’ll include a link to where you can donate!
We’re gonna need a Sloth Section…
Thank you, Agent Shadow Rose, you have brought us over the 200 post mark. You have earned a musket. If you choose not to carry it (as is your right as Queen), you may place it in a prominent place for display, such as atop your mantle.
I’ll put it over the fireplace.
Gonna go for a nap. Need to catch up some sleep. See you guys at home later.
Take it easy, Rose. Sleep well. Hope you feel better.
Just checkin’ in. We’ll be arriving full force pretty soon.
Does 2 people qualify as full-force?
When they’re as forceful as us, you bet.
Wait and see. We’ll recruit. Frank will be here. Dio will come. He can’t use his “I’m being moderated” excuse anymore!
So, What’s the plan?
I don’t know. I’m hungover and trying to eat salad. Everybody’s gone. Not much of a shenanigan really.
Damn it! Pull yourself together man! put down that salad and pour a glass of scotch!
How’s that salad comin’? Cobb or Ceasar? Ranch or Bleu Cheese?
It was an Asian salad. Had all kinds of nuts and dry noodles and dried fruits in it. Not bad.
I’ll be back in a bit.
But you just got here…
I know. Had to do stuff. I was online from the second I woke up! Now I’m getting ready for work, but I can post from work. Plus I’m getting a pizza. So no worries.
Beef and Onion, I hope.
Whatever it is, a pic will be posted.
So what’s this Care Boars thing all about?
Watch it and see!
Sloths who ride magic slices of pizza though space? Excellent!
I thought you’d like it. Here’s another…
Yeah! It’s the stuff dreams are made of!
Where’s your pizza pic?
Haven’t ordered it yet.
Fair enough. I already ate 2!
Did you downvote Bill or was that Peach? He hates me now.
It was me. There aren’t any questionable optical effects in that film.
If he says something stupid, I’m downvoting him!
That’s relief. I accept your downvote. I was feeling kind of woozy when I started watching it and I will have to begin again from the beginning, but I remember this very odd effect where the sky met the top of the house near the beginning. I must have been looking at it wrong.
Nope. Strange dreamlike imagery. not sure how it was accomplished.
It’s not great. It always starts at the end of their latest videos because it’s next in the queue. I don’t think I’ve made it through the whole thing once.
Okay then I really look forward to giving it another go.
I’m watching 90’s videos now, so maybe another time I will try it. Probably not.
Why is Peach mad at you? He plays games all the time…
Who knows. Maybe he isn’t. I can’t tell. He’s obtuse! He really hated Bill though. He’s always telling me how his respect for me is rapidly dropping. Maybe this was the last straw.
Fuck him if he can’t take a joke. Have you seen the new Best of the Worst yet?
I noticed it up there! I haven’t seen it yet. I’ve seen every single one though. Once the festing slows down I’ll get on it.
It’s not the best, but it’s fun cuz I’ve seen 2 of the movies they watch.
I downloaded a movie I saw them do once. It was great. Xytro or something I believe i was called.
Xtro is actually a pretty good movie.
That was what I thought.
They watched it by mistake! They did that with Thunderpants, too, which is a funny British family film.
The kid that farts? Yeah that looked great.
I’m trying to search the site for the old Ocktoberfest articles. I can’t find the first one. I want to read again, see how things have changed.
The first Fest (maybe the first two) were in the Dojo. Peach and I were trying to get you to call in instead of going to work so you could drink with us.
Those were the good old days. He and I put Fest ads up all week long. And not just in the Dojo. In just about every thread on the site. Chicks making out, boobs, and beer! Good Times!
I miss those days. It’s all different now. I forgot that the first ones were in the Dojo. Man. I remember you guys telling me to call in sick. Funny.
Then the Fests started getting ugly, so Finn put a stop to it. But tonight seemed to go well, so maybe he’ll change his mind!
Things usually turn blue as soon as Rose signs off…
We’ve all learned our lesson.
Clean tonight, though. In fact, last night was much raunchier.
Yep. It’s best to get it all out when it’s unexpected.
I woke up this afternoon and peeked into the Shadow Dojo…
No idea where I found that gif! It’s fucking twisted.
It’s a little creepy. It would be alright if that girl’s tongue wasn’t so grotesquely overdeveloped.
Absinthe makes me do weird things sometimes.
They STILL haven’t posted your Burrito recipe!!!
what is Red Letter Media?
that is the best thing i have seen all day and will probably ever see
What is this!?
You finally reveal yourself and then play the victim!? That is pure Bill. Ruthless!
I think it’s pretty damn funny!
I know. At least it is now listed as “scheduled”.
oh. Maybe tomorrow then.
I haven’t even looked at it for years. I forget what it’s about.
You’re so obtuse all the time! I can’t tell with you anymore.
There’s these Care Boars (kinda like the Care Bears) and they save Christmas!
Why are you avoiding me all of a sudden after four months?
We never know who you are cuz you change your name 3-4 times a day!
I am gobsmacked by your ruthlessness.
Don’t talk damned nonsense.
If he doesn’t talk nonsense, he’ll just be silent!
the night is young. so saeth me.
I’m drinking coffee. I’ll be up for awhile.
I’m here all night boys. Sober though.
I think I might do an article for my Fuckle Juice recipe once things get quiet.
give the sloth bullshit a rest
i have like 6 buds left…and a bunch of comics…plus the internet…music…i’m chilling
I believe nothing you say now
You want to see a pic of my pizza? It just got here.
Why? I’m planning an article. I sent an e-mail to the sloth sanctuary hoping for an interview…
that’s just what beefaroni would say to hoodwink me
Hold on a minute. Dropbox is taking forever.
haha I’m just kidding mang i love the sloths
Very clever BaronVonAbsinthe
Oh shut up you arriviste
I usually am.
I don’t speak French.
Good song, wrong room.
The other room is empty now.
Seems that way.
I guess everyone else sleeps at night.
what is red letter media?
They need help.
Man dropbox isn’t working for me and I can’t get my pics off my phone.
whatever I’m posting pixies shit all over da place
yeah because you decamped here nerd
Might as well.
why did you decide to finally step forward mr. ?
No, it’s both places at once.
I thought you knew before. I wasn’t trying to trick anyone. You should read Bill’s article again. You might find it funny now!
I never said it wasn’t funny. I have no animus towards Bill at all. You are a genius.
Aww. Are we BFFs again?
We were in both places. And we’re all nerds.
This webzone is littered with sloths!
More sloths than pizza rolls…think about that!
That might be an exaggeration!
ALSO: THE CASE OF THE GIRL WHO WAS SHOT IN HER STUPID FACE!
A sequel of sorts.
Whatever happened with that fabled pizza you spoke of earlier?
I can’t make it work! Don’t ask me why! I’ve never had this problem before. I have a nice pic on my phone that I can neither transfer to my computer or post to disqus from my phone.
Did you see that food critic! He just mixed the beefaroni and the ravioli together. No fucks given!
That was amazing.
I just watched him eat at Taco Bell!
Wow, in the field!
Yep! he brought the camera to the Taco Bell and ate one-handed so he could continue shooting!
I’m so glad those Care Boars were able to stop that mean Mister Scary and save Christmas!
Fuckle Juice is an excellent beverage. It goes really well with a late night burrito-binge.
I can’t wait for Space Cop.
Disqus seems to be down.
Hmmm. It’s working here.
They are the best. The Care Boars don’t get enough love.
I couldn’t possibly agree with you more! I’m drinking a warm mug of Fuckle Juice right now. No burritos in the house. I’ll have to make do with pizza rolls.
It’s gonna be fucking epic. I hope it plays at the local cineplex.
Hi Care Boars! We’ll be back soon!
If not for us, The Care Boars would be very lonely.
We’ve changed their lives for the better, I think.
It’s important to give back. They saved Christmas, after all.
We’re utilizing this space too inefficiently. It will take us too long to become the highest-counting Talkback of all time at our current rate of postage. We must step up our game. The focal point should remain centered around fests as the main point of concentrated attack, but we would do well to bear this place in mind at all other times of the day and night as we go about our online business.
Yes. We must step up our efforts. We’ve been slacking off. The Shenanigan Gods would not approve.
No they would not. I fear they may smite us.
We must make up for lost time!
Yes. Yes we should. And we must get frank back in here as well.
Yeah. This thread needs more snark.
He is the snark master.
It is literally his job. Minister of Snark.
He’s been a tad slack in his duties of late. Hopefully he makes up for it soon with a snark hurricane.
I think he was busy with potential romantic interests. But it sounds like that didn’t work out, so he should be back in full force soon.
No doubt snarkier than ever in that case!
Brace yourself for a Tsnark Tsunami.
God Bless them!
Are there no admins around? These assholes spam the whole comment section with their random shit that needs to be baned.
I thought these guys came and went weeks ago, but, no, they keep changing their user names and hanging around. As for banning them…? The spam seems to be in their profiles and not in their posts proper, so…I don’t know.
Smells kinda stale in here…
Assholes? We’re all of us very fine gentlemen. Distinguished even.
We’re unbannable. It’s because we’re so lovable.
They really don’t.
I reckon so.
We were Baned on another site, so we had to come here. He threatened to kill us.
Sorry for disrupting the lively and spirited Care Boars discussion that was in progress.
Really. How did he even know we were here? He would have had to really been looking. I bet he was a hall monitor.
We discovered that it isn’t necessary to understand what a fella is saying to know that he’s threatening to kill you. It always comes across.
Definitely a tattletale personality. It’s very funny. Probably the RLM admins have more to worry about than people having an off-topic discussion in a months old thread.
I’m curious as to what spam you are referring, my good man.
I don’t smell anything…
He wasn’t invited to Li’l Jeff’s party, and all the other kids were talking about it the next day in class. He never got over it.
I think you mean “banned”. Please learn to spell, then try again!
The sun is shining once again, and the cobwebs are being dusted.
Hey! I was a hall monitor. Jerk!
I hate spam. No spam from Sloth.
Well then you must have been the cool one. I bet you looked the other way when Ron had to cut class!
Not even fried do I like spam.
We had cool badges and we could get away with anything.
I do not like that fucking Spam.
I do not like it, Sam I Am.
Well, I can relate to that. But if there’s one thing I’m not, it’s a NARC.
Did you abuse your authority?
Of course. What’s the point of obtaining authority if you aren’t gonna abuse it?
Spammity spam! Wonderful spam!
I think that’s in the Constitution somewhere.
This is my new favorite song!
It’s in the fine print.
My Dojo muscle is out of practice.
I prefer Speef.
Why didn’t we ever think to combine Dojo and fruit loops? These men are clearly geniuses.
We’re outta shape.
Well the fuckers closed the track!
It’s too late now.
Also “Power Point Dojo”. Clearly they operate on a whole other level.
I missed the whole thing. I would’ve raised Holy Hell.
Talk about alienating your base…
Nope. There’s nothing remotely NARCish in you.
Cooler than Excel Dojo.
According to my research, “Dojo” is a German ad agency and this video is meant to drum up business while also advertising some of the products they represent.
They also mention Facebook and GoPro.
It’s rather baffling to me.
It’s a shame you weren’t there. You could have swayed them!
Better do some stretching before any serious shenaniganry.
Oh most assuredly. I am in no kind of shape for proper shenaniganry.
He is a wrathful and smiting god.
We drop in occasionally, just for fun.
We actually love RLM (especially Best of the Worst).
As for the name changes, I’m easy to spot cuz there’s always a “sloth” in there somewhere.
I doubt that. You are over-estimating my power. Dio did that too.
He told me the site was doomed without me. He’s lost the plot.
And I’m always a Willard. I was going to be Willard I Am but I never got the chance.
I think he’s downsizing because the site is running on fumes…
Only improper shenanigans for now.
I don’t see the drawback to the Dojo. If it’s because it gets too long and that somehow slows the site down, I would be fine with a new one each week or something. Other than that, I don’t see how it takes away from any other aspect of the site.
It is doomed without you. I peek in from time to time. It’s a ghost town. Frank is trying his best but the others just refuse to shenaniginate.
Yeah, that guy. And you may be right. Almost all articles these days are Tikk’s news posts.
We are all the poorer for it.
Those have their own unique charms.
I think he feels like there aren’t enough comments elsewhere, plus it distracts us from writing articles.
Well then that certainly backfired.
Except I think without the Dojo, people will be less interested in participating in the site by writing articles or commenting. Dojo people made up a large portion of comments in other articles.
Had my avatar picked out and everything. I had a little stockpile.
I feel the same. He made a mistake. Will he course-correct? Who knows?
He seems pretty set on no Disqus dojo at least, based on what he’s said. Maybe he’ll change his mind. I do wonder if the site can make it with or with the Dojo. I think it deserves to but I guess there is a lot of competition even though I think Talkbacker could have its own niche.
Our shenanigans were not appreciated by the powers that be.
Such hilarity I am missing out on.
But the community aspect was the niche and the Dojo was our Town Hall.
No they were not.
Yeah, I think so too. A community of movie geeks running their own site.
Well, not really.
Well put. How he doesn’t see that is peculiar.
I’ve enjoyed all your screen name variations.
I stockpile sloths… And retro horror reviews.
I bet I will miss out on a ton of schlocky 70’s horror movies now.
I do aim to please.
Maybe he’s blind. We should send him some bifocals.
Now they will just sit here collecting dust, unread by anyone.
Just like the ones that got published!
I never considered he had an actual disability but now that you mention it it fits the facts the best.
You should have reviewed Iron Man 3.
Invented by Ben Franklin. True story.
How will you score chicks now?
That guy loved opium.
Never. After sitting through Thor 2, I’m done with comic book movies.
I guess I’ll have to revert to my old method: Whipping my cock out at parties!
Under the right circumstances that can be effective.
The two go together.
Alternately, you could review that paint-drying film.
Every child knows that!
Seems kinda pointless. I have nowhere to publish my reviews now.
Post them here! In a long Disqus post.
That’s sure to get us “baned”!
Yes, Mr. Navon Sensei would surely blow his stack if such pranks were initiated.
Can only the long-haired sloths operate motor vehicles?
Damn, I wish I had thought of that.
I bet that guy hasn’t even been to a Shoji Tabuchi concert.
It would be highly inappropriate.
Also works during field trips!
And French prostitutes.
Mr Franklin and I share a lot of interests.
Still trying to arrange that strip club field trip.
He seems like a cool guy.
Just tell them “Sloth said it was OK”.
Way cooler than Taft.
To be honest, this fellow appears not quite to have the hang of it. Three toes that are really just claws are sometimes a liability, it would seem.
That’s my go-to argument!
They’re better at flying.
Works on everyone unless they’re named Finn!
It’s nice that he lets his pal, red-eyed tree frog ride the wing like that. Good thing you have sticky feet, frog!
I can write a letter of recommendation if it’s required.
Taft was overweight. Little known fact.
Just make sure it’s on official Sloth letterhead.
I imagine that set of circumstances is extremely narrow.
It requires excellent judgement of circumstances, yes. Precision judgement even. Very risky.
Searched for “Sloth letterhead”. This will have to suffice…
Choose the wrong moment, and you’ll regret it. Trust me.
When Rose logs onto Twitter tomorrow she is going to have like a million notifications.
no. It’s a picture.
I noticed that!
Ah. Silly me.
That’s what she gets for talking about porn.
Had to look that up. Sewing supplies it seems.
Oh yeah, I forgot that whole conversation originated with porn.
That’s where I had to do my clothes shopping in my cowboy days.
When you think about it, porn is the origin of all things.
All the best cowboys shop at the Flying Sloth.
That is the next episode of Cosmos I think.
Peach is tweeting. He should come over here.
Can they show porn on cable?
I don’t think Peach is hip to RLM.
If it’s educational.
Peach is a hep cat.
How is porn ever not educational?
I’ve certainly learned a lot from it.
He was here once. He wasn’t quick to cotton on though.
Peach is a cunt.
He is all these things and more.
I recently acquired this…
It’s a documentary about blowjobs!
I get strange things in the mail…
I bet you do!
Is it rude to have a conversation on Twitter? Are you just supposed to post stand alone witty comments?
At first I worried about that. Then I stopped worrying about it.
They can’t Bane you from Twitter!
I think it’s rude not to…
I assume you ordered it rather that it just randomly showing up in your mailbox?
I guess if Norm MacDonald can tweet a play by play of an entire golf tournament it’s OK.
They just send it to him now.
I ordered a different movie. There’s been some kind of hold-up due to the limited nature of the release. They sent me a few DVD’s to say sorry.
I had to unfollow him! I could handle the long scrolls of golf shit, although I didn’t enjoy it, but it was crashing my Twitter.
That’s too bad. I will retweet if he posts anything really funny.
You need a better Twitter.
It’s a safe assumption he’ll want it.
Thanks pal! Turns out Steve Martin is quite witty though. He is a master Twitterist.
This is likely the case. You know where I can get one?
Vintage pornography fully restored from the original camera negative? Yes, please!
I think I’ve heard that. I should follow him. Didn’t he put out a book of his tweets?
I suppose he has his people everywhere…
I’ma see him play the banjo this summer!
He certainly could. He’s really good.
Try a pet store that specializes in birds.
I saw Jesus on AICN recently. Speaking of Baning.
Excellent! He’s as good at that as he is at comedy. He may be the only actor/musician who is great at both.
I hear he’s good at that, too.
Was he mad?
He’s written some decent novels too. He’s one wild and crazy guy!
I’d be willing to read one of his novels. In fact more than willing. I’ma get on that!
I didn’t talk to him. He was posting about the sequel to that The Purge movie. He was of the opinion that the first one sucked.
He liked Pacific Rim so his opinion is not to be trusted.
Well I think he’s probably correct in this particular assessment.
Seems like a book he would write, doesn’t it?
He was a virulent Pacific Rim supporter.
A sure sign of delusion.
Referring to The Purge, not Pacific Rim. Pacific Rim was very stupid.
Why is the organization of comments so confusing on Twitter?
Haven’t seen The Purge. I’m boycotting the theater/new movies.
Cause Twitter is essentially ass!
Believing oneself to be the Son of God doesn’t help, either.
Except for Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles I assume.
I don’t think it’s intended for conversation.
Well Misuse is my middle name!
I refuse to see Teenage CGI Ninja Turtles!
The Misuse Willard?
Why is it so hard to have a decent internet discussion these days?
Has a ring to it, doesn’t it?
But it looks so good!
Because the Dojo is gone…
I miss the AOL chatrooms of yore.
I’ll watch it if Vanilla Ice has a cameo. If not, what’s the point?
We’ve nearly doubled the comment-count here this night at least.
Were they like Dojos? I was not hip to this AOL you speak of.
Did you have COL instead?
America Online. It was the original internet provider. Yeah, they were a bit like Disqus. Comments showed up in real time. Just random people talking about stuff.
Yeah, it was always bogging down from the syrup!
Why don’t they bring that shit back? That’s sort of my thing.
Sop that shit up with some flapjacks!
Isn’t that what we’re doing now?
Sure, but why isn’t America doing it?
As a teenager I spent many hours doing that. Of course they charged hourly rates so my parents weren’t happy with that.
We are America. Part of it, anyway. The rest of the country is watching Noah and stuffing their fat faces with popcorn.
I never had the internet as a teen, then I moved out and was too poor for a computer never mind the internet, so I missed a lot of that stuff. Just getting tech-savvy (if you can call me remotely tech-savvy) now.
Were the chatrooms full of hookers?
It’s a good question. Web browsing changed so they didn’t really have the instant messaging capacity like the original AOL service did. I don’t really know, though.
Don’t you want to find out if they make it through the Flood? Personally, I’m not sure that boat of logs is up to the task. And don’t get me started on the animal problem.
I assume that all the girls I talked to were actually middle aged men.
If I was a smarty-pants internet entrepreneur I would def bring that shizznit bazzazzack.
I hadn’t even heard of this movie until a few days ago. Now it seems to be a big deal.
No thanks. I want to see Grand Budapest Hotel, but it isn’t playing.
A safe bet.
It’s the new Passion of the Christ. Now with cuddly animals!
WTF is the deal with that? They are advertising it like crazy but it seems only a select few get to see it.
Why the hourly rates? Sounds like a seedy motel on the outskirts of town.
They don’t want my money.
I thought it was just me in my little prairie town. Glad it’s you guys too.
That’s how it was done back in the days of dial-up. Like long-distance phone service.
How sad. Not sure how I would have gotten through high school without being able to slowly download jpegs of naked women while trying not to wake my parents.
True for most movies.
No GBH but Noah is on 4 screens. Fuck the theaters. They cater to a different demographic.
Except That’s My Boy.
That was when I visited my dad. Only three minutes for a medium-sized image!
We got Moonrise Kingdom but not this for some reason. Wes Anderson Teasery!
I remember those days! Kids today have it so easy. Streaming porn available on their phones at all times. rotten bastards!
Not bad! I remember how exciting it was when the nipples finally loaded.
Kids must be masturbating all over the place now!
Kept you going til you got to the prize!
No wonder the floors are sticky!
Whoa. Am I talking to LL Cool J or something?
Actually Slothrop is technically a millennial I guess. Willard and I just missed it. Damn you Slothrop, with your cell phones and CD players.
Am I? I feel too old to be a millennial. I don’t even know what a millennial is.
You’re a gen-Xer in a Millennial’s body.
How you doin’?
If you’re born after 1980. That means you’re the same generation as high school freshman. Whereas Willard and I are Gen X’ers like Christian Slater.
What’s the cut-off? I originated in ’83.
What a bunch of bollocks!
I think we’re right on the cusp of Gen Z and Gen Y.
I think they just scrapped the whole Generation Y thing.
Actually you’re a Vietnam Vet in a Millennial’s body.
The Y stands for Youtube!
We never did get that log flume…
It wasn’t cutting the mustard.
He’s got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I can enjoy this Care Boars thread.
What wouldn’t cut through mustard? Mayonnaise I guess.
No, mayonnaise does not cut the mustard at all.
Damn it, what is that from? I’m going to feel like an idiot.
It sounds like you half-got it, whereas I did not get it at all. So you win.
I refuse to tell.
OK. I found it. It was South Park. Apologies for the outburst.
I hear a sloth never tells…
Thanks. Now I remember.
We need to find a way to get more people involved in this shenanigan.
I Tweeted Peach and he just doesn’t care! What’s up with that? Is he a man or a mouse?
He’s actually a sperm whale.
He’s busy playing Minecraft apparently. Do you just build stuff in that game?
The manliest kind of whale.
You build everything in the game using your environment. It really is quite fun, although some people seem to hate it.
Is there a social aspect?
Certainly the spermiest.
The Burt Reynolds of the ocean.
That’s why they have the ‘stache!
If there is it eludes me.
But there probably is. I think maybe you can jump into other people’s worlds.
Do you have to fight anything?
He’s actually playing this…
Yeah, at night the monsters come out. You will die very quickly at the start of the game because you have no weapons yet. So you have to tunnel into some dirt and then cover up the entrance to your little cave and wait it out. Kind of boring the first night or two, until you get going.
That looks more like my kind of game!
Madhog has that game!
Well that sounds a bit more interesting.
The Dojo is dead
Talkbacker will soon follow
Fun while it lasted
Poor Madhog. God bless ‘im.
You should try it. There’s a free one called Survivorcraft you can get for your phone.
That is one depressing haiku.
Someone really oughtta tell him.
I have to disappear for awhile now, but if America is interested, America can find me here from time to time, waiting for some kindly soul to throw a shenanigan…
As long as he’s happy I say let him do his thing.
Sad Sloth doesn’t care
The world is filled with darkness
What do you expect?
Perhaps. Although the last thing I need is something else to waste time on.
OK, I should go to bed too. Nice talking to you gentlemen.
What happened to the sloths?
It takes a new category of an idiot to be distracted by a minor flaw to completly miss the point and fortify its position in just one word. Congratulations, Sir!
But he called you new and fortifying. Don’t you want to see his prize inside?
Well, now I do!
why does santa have jaundice?
The only funny part was when the bad guy turns the dial from “toys” to “nuclear warheads”, as though that was always built in Santa’s workshop
OMG this was GMP. so its Jays fault.
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