2003. An oooooold animated short film.
So…early South Park without the funny
This had me in stitches. Well played!
I can’t help it, but whenever I watch this on christmas I have to weep. And repeatedly scream “NO NO NO NO NO NO”. And hit my head on a desk over and over again. And claw out my own eyes. And slit my wrists.
You think you can out do me? Hah! I’ll show you a thing or two when I make my next movie.
I would love to know where these two soundbytes came from:
“HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!” and the “LET’S GO!” which is also
featured in other Plinkett works.
I have a feeling this is Mike’s Star Wars Holiday Special, only worse
When are you going to release the special edition of this. Make it so the Care Boars finger first!
The Care Boars got shot out back for ruining Christmas.
This always scares the fucking shit out of me. Basically, your comments on “Candid Candit Camera Volume 6″ apply to this. Fucking creepy shit. A RLM classic.
I have watched this a million times now because it always plays when i finished watching another video. Why’s that? It always makes me laugh but what’s the deal with this anyway?
It was cancelled.
It doesn’t have to be…
Slothy?! Where is everyone?
BurritoFest… But we can hang here too…
The raunch is really ramping up over there! That Slate’s a naughty fellow!
It’s a bit much even for me! I hope Rose doesn’t stumble in there half-asleep later…
Well, she’ll get her money’s worth!
I think Slate drove everyone away.
Drove out The Ninja, that’s for sure.
There really wasn’t any conversation going on anyway. Just smut.
Yeah, you can’t plan these things. It was more exciting this morning.
It started out well. then things got out of hand very quickly…
Everyone was gone by the time I showed up, too. But you never know how these things will turn around.
I feel like Rick Moranis in Ghostbusters, trying to throw a party…
RJD says he was modded…
We aren’t doing anything wrong.
We aren’t. But RJD’s a saucy fellow.
I’m more of a slothy fellow!
He’s a bastard!
Yeah! He — oh, wait! Didn’t see you there!
OH!!! I’m sneaky.
That chick has some man hands.
I’m gonna allow it…
How dare you speak ill of Becky…
Becky’s a wonderful woman with a great personality, and she’s cute as a button.
But bitch got man hands.
It was just in that first photo. I think it was the angle.
Just playing, Sloth! Her hands are lovely.
I’m glad you see it my way. I would hate to have to break out my cane sword.
I wouldn’t want to get in a fight, but honestly, I’m hardly worried. Have you seen my hand musket?
My gun has an axe at the end of the barrel. I fear no man!
Did you take my cane sword?
I have one too. I had it before you joined. Zatoichi gave it to me.
You’re more prepared than Batman.
The best one is in the wolf of wall street review…
And I thought I was being all original.
Her arm appears to be comically large.
I think there way have been some tinkering done with the image.
The sloth photoshopped all these images I bet.
Every image I post is 100% authentic!
I mean the sloth in the images is trying to make himself look like a player.
He’s doing a damn fine job!
How do you know he isn’t really a player? Look at his grin.
They’re gonna have to call animal control to get rid of all the sloths!
He might be, but the arm thing is suspicious.
She runs a sloth sanctuary. So the photoshop was likely done on her end, before he found the pic.
I didn’t change it. I swear.
This time I believe you.
So she is trying to make it look like she’s got all these cool sloth friends? I get it.
She’s a goddess.
And a friend to all sloths.
She needs her own Discovery channel reality series. Beauty and the Sloth, perhaps. Or Sloth Boss.
It’s on animal planet. Meet the Sloths.
Is it really? I should have known. Hot girl + Sloths = Profit.
That’s the basic formula.
Seems to be working…
Did you find them all?
Can you use sexier sloths and average women?
In a pinch, but your margins do fall.
Pinch could be construed as BDSM….tread lightly!
That’s why these sloths are resorting to photoshop. It’s very hard for sloths to stay in shape. What with the slow movement.
I encountered a hiccup but I am back on track! Gimme a minute.
Tried and true.
She’s the best!
I deleted a few of the extreme ones
That’s good. I thought I was the kinky one…
Yeah that was…a bit much.
That explains it. I was not seeing what all the fuss was about.
There was some wild stuff in there I tells ya.
I always miss the controversial stuff. Ah well.
Most people do. It’s quickly removed.
I can direct message you
Make it so.
Done I sent you message through the TB message system.
Saw the first nude pic RJD posted and quickly switched on ‘hide media’ lol.
Probably for the Best! Godd Morning! How was your slumber. Can you find all the sloths? I think Willard uncovered over 30! I lost count…
Thank God for that feature.
Truth be told I was great until about 6am when I woke with stomach cramps, hot sweats and feeling like I was going to black out. That was rough. So shopping is cancelled and I am just resting in bed.
Did you have fun last night?
I guess it’s safe to turn on the pictures here so I’ll have a count lol.
We had fun creating Shenanigans here. My sides were hurting from laughter… All pics here are safe. The sloths are strewn about the site!
Sorry to hear that you feel unwell. Hopefully your illness passes quickly.
They are super cute! The one on the Dojo of Becky in the boat is the nicest. They are the cuddliest little animals.
I want to get one! You need a licence from the US Department of Agriculture though…
I will be looking into it. Giz needs a playmate…
If I can’t get a licence, I’m just gonna move to Costa Rica!
I honestly had no idea how cute they were. Do they need a special environment? OMG why don’t you email Becky and ask for advice!??
They dislike the cold. And it seems they get into mischief (slowly). I would need some kind of Sloth Cage for when I’m not at home. Luckily I have a guest bedroom, but no guests. I will be looking into converting into a habitat for a cute little sloth!
Wow! I SHOULD E-mail Becky…
Aww bless. I am not sure it’s fair to take them from their home in the heat.
You should definitely email Becky and visit the sanctuary lol. Genius! Is she on twitter/facebook?
I’m following here on twitter. Don’t have a Facebook…
Don’t need it to read it
She studied in Manchester!
Do you know her? That would be a crazy coincidence.
Oh I wish I did but nope. Remember I thought she was American lol.
She has a big Shaggy Dog!
I think you better give her a call!
Actually scratch wheat I just said lol.
What not wheat lol. I’m losing it lol.
She has a blog http://beckycliffe.blogspot.co.uk/
Found it on her FB.
I found that last night, too!
Lots of new sloth pics!
And an email email@example.com
Don’t tempt me, Rose. I get into enough trouble on my own.
Lol! Well it was on her blog page looking for sponsers for the sanctuary http://beckycliffe.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/help-fund-research-at-sloth-sanctuary_26.html
Maybe if I write an article or two about the Sanctuary, I can secure an interview!
I’d like to see that article regardless.
A sloth-overview, followed by info on the sanctuary and the important work they do. I’ll include a link to where you can donate!
Now you’re talking. Sounds like something for the mixed bag!
We’re gonna need a Sloth Section…
Gonna go for a nap. Need to catch up some sleep. See you guys at home later.
Take it easy, Rose. Sleep well. Hope you feel better.
Thank you, Agent Shadow Rose, you have brought us over the 200 post mark. You have earned a musket. If you choose not to carry it (as is your right as Queen), you may place it in a prominent place for display, such as atop your mantle.
I’ll put it over the fireplace.
Morning guys! We’re still here?! And welcome, Rose!
Willard! Someone is starting to notice our activity. He thinks you’re the real deal!
I am the real deal. I’m just not who he thinks I am!
Morning Willard. I’m here and in the Dojo but I would rather go home to TB.
Home is where your heart is.
And my heart is in shenaniganry!
Shenaniganry is my life. I will most likely die early due to misplaced shenanigans.
A shenanigan must be carefully deployed, always.
Sometimes my shenani-gun goes off on it’s own.
My gift to you…
So thoughtful of you.
What’s disappointing. Not enough activity? We tried.
That’s all I can ask of you.
Lend us your musket, frank. It’s a group effort.
Strength in numbers!
I was hoping you wouldn’t see.
I have failed us all as Minister of Shenanigans.
Not true. from 13 to 55 comments. The night is young, Willard.
Perhaps a sloth will cheer you up!
A sloth always cheers me up! Still hunting for the other pics….
It’s OK. I haven’t seen much RLM stuff besides the Plinkett prequel reviews, which are brilliant.
We’re here out of love.
For sure. Best of the Worst is my favorite show and it isn’t even on TV!!!
Someone needed to dissect the prequels like that. It’s necessary for the healing process.
The Phantom Menace review is 90 minutes long and more entertaining that the film it reviews, and cuts right through that pile of BS like a razor.
So true. I could watch over and over. Can’t stand to watch the actual film.
Some people complain that he nitpicks, but I think it was essential to thoroughly identify everything that went wrong so we could understand it and have a chance to move on from the tragedy.
I found all the sloths!
Are you sure? how many did you find?
Seven. I found seven sloths.
I lost count. But I’m not done…
I cheated though.
You followed my activity, you canadian bastard!
He works for the Canadian NSA.
Those guys make great burritos!
We’re much more laid back. We get donuts on Thursdays.
I think it was the lack of donuts that sent Snowden over the edge.
A donut a day keeps the madness away!
A corset in July is worth a horde of rats.
Ah ah ah! Seven Sloths!
Then you haven’t found them all!
How many did you lose?
100 comments. We slothed this place.
The Slothstine Chapel. By Slothaelangelo.
The moment man became sloth.
The fearsome giant sloth.
When sloths ruled the Earth…
Twenty-seven sloths so far!
Where are you counting these sloths?
They’re dispersed throughout the site!
That’s quite a challenge.
They move very slowly, so they shouldn’t be too hard to catch!
But they have the ability to change colors to match their surroundings. That’s sloths, right?
They also fly.
Truly amazing creatures.
Sure, why not?
I lost count. I hope they don’t get mad!
“I have a sloth” received an outsider upvote. I suspect you will draw more.
Let’s hope so… My sides are hurting!
Mine too, buddy, mine too.
It got an insider upvote. We’re the outsiders, Willard.
Not tonight, Sloth. Tonight the joint’s ours.
I’m done… At least for a while. I’ve exhausted my backlog of sloth pics…
Well done. Rarely have I seen finer shenanigans.
That is a high compliment, coming from the Minister of Shenanigans, himself.
In all honesty, perhaps the title should be yours.
Nope. That’s your title. I didn’t do anything…
You both deserve an award ceremony similar to the end of Star Wars. Rose can be Leia, and I will be Chewbacca, standing to the side and not receiving a medal.
Your assistance is greatly appreciated. You earned your musket today, frank. You may shoot anyone in the face with it you see fit.
Preferably Peach! Where is he?
Watching I, Frankenstein twice!
Wow a masochist! Is he paying to watch that shite?
First he said he was going to watch it as a double bill with the Jack Ryan movie. Then he said he was going to watch them both again so he could write a review. Then he said he thought it might be a waste of money. So he’s probably just drinking Coors.
January is a funny time for movies. Someone needs to do an article commenting on all the January releases. Or maybe multiple people can volunteer to see one movie each and do a brief commentary on it, since no one could watch all of them.
FUCK YOU, IT’S JANUARY!!!
If he was drinking Coors, he’d be here.
It’s like an M. Night Shyamalan movie.
What’s the twist?
That you are actually the outsiders all along.
There’s an Outsiders (Nicole Kidman) sloth poster somewhere around here…
Can you find it?
I can’t remember where I put it.
I may be too slothful to attempt it.
That’s the spirit!
I understand. Honestly, I can’t remember which pics I posted and which I didn’t.
You may have doubled up on Night Idler. But I could be thinking of the time you posted elsewhere.
Yeah. I’m not sure. I know I posted it in the Dojo (or somewhere) before…
Just checkin’ in. We’ll be arriving full force pretty soon.
Does 2 people qualify as full-force?
When they’re as forceful as us, you bet.
Wait and see. We’ll recruit. Frank will be here. Dio will come. He can’t use his “I’m being moderated” excuse anymore!
So, What’s the plan?
I don’t know. I’m hungover and trying to eat salad. Everybody’s gone. Not much of a shenanigan really.
Damn it! Pull yourself together man! put down that salad and pour a glass of scotch!
How’s that salad comin’? Cobb or Ceasar? Ranch or Bleu Cheese?
It was an Asian salad. Had all kinds of nuts and dry noodles and dried fruits in it. Not bad.
I’ll be back in a bit.
But you just got here…
I know. Had to do stuff. I was online from the second I woke up! Now I’m getting ready for work, but I can post from work. Plus I’m getting a pizza. So no worries.
Beef and Onion, I hope.
Whatever it is, a pic will be posted.
Sloths who ride magic slices of pizza though space? Excellent!
I thought you’d like it. Here’s another…
Yeah! It’s the stuff dreams are made of!
Where’s your pizza pic?
Haven’t ordered it yet.
Fair enough. I already ate 2!
Did you downvote Bill or was that Peach? He hates me now.
It was me. There aren’t any questionable optical effects in that film.
If he says something stupid, I’m downvoting him!
That’s relief. I accept your downvote. I was feeling kind of woozy when I started watching it and I will have to begin again from the beginning, but I remember this very odd effect where the sky met the top of the house near the beginning. I must have been looking at it wrong.
Nope. Strange dreamlike imagery. not sure how it was accomplished.
Okay then I really look forward to giving it another go.
Why is Peach mad at you? He plays games all the time…
Who knows. Maybe he isn’t. I can’t tell. He’s obtuse! He really hated Bill though. He’s always telling me how his respect for me is rapidly dropping. Maybe this was the last straw.
Fuck him if he can’t take a joke. Have you seen the new Best of the Worst yet?
I noticed it up there! I haven’t seen it yet. I’ve seen every single one though. Once the festing slows down I’ll get on it.
It’s not the best, but it’s fun cuz I’ve seen 2 of the movies they watch.
I downloaded a movie I saw them do once. It was great. Xytro or something I believe i was called.
Xtro is actually a pretty good movie.
That was what I thought.
They watched it by mistake! They did that with Thunderpants, too, which is a funny British family film.
The kid that farts? Yeah that looked great.
I’m trying to search the site for the old Ocktoberfest articles. I can’t find the first one. I want to read again, see how things have changed.
The first Fest (maybe the first two) were in the Dojo. Peach and I were trying to get you to call in instead of going to work so you could drink with us.
Those were the good old days. He and I put Fest ads up all week long. And not just in the Dojo. In just about every thread on the site. Chicks making out, boobs, and beer! Good Times!
I miss those days. It’s all different now. I forgot that the first ones were in the Dojo. Man. I remember you guys telling me to call in sick. Funny.
Then the Fests started getting ugly, so Finn put a stop to it. But tonight seemed to go well, so maybe he’ll change his mind!
Things usually turn blue as soon as Rose signs off…
We’ve all learned our lesson.
Clean tonight, though. In fact, last night was much raunchier.
Yep. It’s best to get it all out when it’s unexpected.
I woke up this afternoon and peeked into the Shadow Dojo…
No idea where I found that gif! It’s fucking twisted.
It’s a little creepy. It would be alright if that girl’s tongue wasn’t so grotesquely overdeveloped.
Absinthe makes me do weird things sometimes.
They STILL haven’t posted your Burrito recipe!!!
I know. At least it is now listed as “scheduled”.
oh. Maybe tomorrow then.
What is this!?
You’re so obtuse all the time! I can’t tell with you anymore.
I am gobsmacked by your ruthlessness.
You finally reveal yourself and then play the victim!? That is pure Bill. Ruthless!
Whatever happened with that fabled pizza you spoke of earlier?
I can’t make it work! Don’t ask me why! I’ve never had this problem before. I have a nice pic on my phone that I can neither transfer to my computer or post to disqus from my phone.
Did you see that food critic! He just mixed the beefaroni and the ravioli together. No fucks given!
That was amazing.
I just watched him eat at Taco Bell!
Wow, in the field!
Yep! he brought the camera to the Taco Bell and ate one-handed so he could continue shooting!
that is the best thing i have seen all day and will probably ever see
So what’s this Care Boars thing all about?
Watch it and see!
It’s not great. It always starts at the end of their latest videos because it’s next in the queue. I don’t think I’ve made it through the whole thing once.
I’m watching 90′s videos now, so maybe another time I will try it. Probably not.
I think it’s pretty damn funny!
I haven’t even looked at it for years. I forget what it’s about.
There’s these Care Boars (kinda like the Care Bears) and they save Christmas!
Why are you avoiding me all of a sudden after four months?
We never know who you are cuz you change your name 3-4 times a day!
Oh shut up you arriviste
I don’t speak French.
Don’t talk damned nonsense.
If he doesn’t talk nonsense, he’ll just be silent!
Very clever BaronVonAbsinthe
I usually am.
what is Red Letter Media?
the night is young. so saeth me.
I’m drinking coffee. I’ll be up for awhile.
I’m here all night boys. Sober though.
I think I might do an article for my Fuckle Juice recipe once things get quiet.
I believe nothing you say now
You want to see a pic of my pizza? It just got here.
that’s just what beefaroni would say to hoodwink me
Hold on a minute. Dropbox is taking forever.
i have like 6 buds left…and a bunch of comics…plus the internet…music…i’m chilling
give the sloth bullshit a rest
Why? I’m planning an article. I sent an e-mail to the sloth sanctuary hoping for an interview…
haha I’m just kidding mang i love the sloths
Good song, wrong room.
The other room is empty now.
Seems that way.
I guess everyone else sleeps at night.
They need help.
Man dropbox isn’t working for me and I can’t get my pics off my phone.
why did you decide to finally step forward mr. ?
I thought you knew before. I wasn’t trying to trick anyone. You should read Bill’s article again. You might find it funny now!
I never said it wasn’t funny. I have no animus towards Bill at all. You are a genius.
Aww. Are we BFFs again?
yeah because you decamped here nerd
No, it’s both places at once.
We were in both places. And we’re all nerds.
whatever I’m posting pixies shit all over da place
Might as well.
This webzone is littered with sloths!
More sloths than pizza rolls…think about that!
That might be an exaggeration!
ALSO: THE CASE OF THE GIRL WHO WAS SHOT IN HER STUPID FACE!
A sequel of sorts.
what is red letter media?
I’m so glad those Care Boars were able to stop that mean Mister Scary and save Christmas!
God Bless them!
Fuckle Juice is an excellent beverage. It goes really well with a late night burrito-binge.
I couldn’t possibly agree with you more! I’m drinking a warm mug of Fuckle Juice right now. No burritos in the house. I’ll have to make do with pizza rolls.
I can’t wait for Space Cop.
It’s gonna be fucking epic. I hope it plays at the local cineplex.
Disqus seems to be down.
Hmmm. It’s working here.
They are the best. The Care Boars don’t get enough love.
Hi Care Boars! We’ll be back soon!
If not for us, The Care Boars would be very lonely.
We’ve changed their lives for the better, I think.
It’s important to give back. They saved Christmas, after all.
We’re utilizing this space too inefficiently. It will take us too long to become the highest-counting Talkback of all time at our current rate of postage. We must step up our game. The focal point should remain centered around fests as the main point of concentrated attack, but we would do well to bear this place in mind at all other times of the day and night as we go about our online business.
Yes. We must step up our efforts. We’ve been slacking off. The Shenanigan Gods would not approve.
No they would not. I fear they may smite us.
We must make up for lost time!
Yes. Yes we should. And we must get frank back in here as well.
Yeah. This thread needs more snark.
He is the snark master.
It is literally his job. Minister of Snark.
He’s been a tad slack in his duties of late. Hopefully he makes up for it soon with a snark hurricane.
I think he was busy with potential romantic interests. But it sounds like that didn’t work out, so he should be back in full force soon.
No doubt snarkier than ever in that case!
Brace yourself for a Tsnark Tsunami.
Are there no admins around? These assholes spam the whole comment section with their random shit that needs to be baned.
I thought these guys came and went weeks ago, but, no, they keep changing their user names and hanging around. As for banning them…? The spam seems to be in their profiles and not in their posts proper, so…I don’t know.
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