Mr. Plinkett Shorts

            

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  • Ibexfather

    0 comments? Wtf, this area deserved more attention.

  • Fruedian Quips

    This could be a great forum to have an open conversation with myself and work some shit out.

  • Fruedian Quips

    So.. tell me about your father.

  • Lying on the Couch

    My Father was a cigar..

  • Fruedian Quips

    You’re getting way ahead of me, and you’ll get more out of this if you’re honest and open.

  • Lying on the Couch

    He left when I was young, and reappeared sporadically until I was in my teens, then he was around, before disappearing again, and then back for a bit..

  • Fruedian Quips

    So… you’ve suffered a kind of repeated abandonment, never knowing where you stand? No stability.

  • Lying on the Couch

    I’ll try, you’re right

  • Lying on the Couch

    Exactly, but I was a good kid and didn’t cause trouble, not much anyway, I just tried to make things easy for mom.

  • Fruedian Quips

    Tell me about your mother..

  • Lying on the Couch

    Tell me about your mother!

  • Fruedian Quips

    Hostility is not a solution to anything, I can only help you if you if you’re open and honest.

  • Lying on the Couch

    Well, the deal with mom was, if I behaved and did what I was told she was the best. But the slightest step out of line and I’d suffer the wrath that was aimed at Dad.

  • Fruedian Quips

    This is common. Have you ever thought that your mother felt the same abandonment you did? With no avenue available to release that pressure, it would build and build. When people lose their temper, they lose themselves.

  • Lying on the Couch

    And then she’d punish me.

  • Fruedian Quips

    How so?

  • Lying on the Couch

    She’d be with-holding. Distant. Cold.

  • Fruedian Quips

    Leaving you more alone, more abandoned.

  • Lying on the Couch

    Exactly. No chance of naked bath time.

  • Fruedian Quips

    Erm.. Sorry?

  • Lying on the Couch

    Naked bath time? With the Soapy Hand game? Didn’t you ever play that with your mom?

  • Fruedian Quips

    Errrryyryyrrrmmm, lets stay away from my personal stories and concentrate on you. What was the Soapy Hand game?

  • Lying on the Couch

    Well, we’d be in the bath..

  • Fruedian Quips

    You,and your mother, naked… together… in the bath…?

  • Lying on the Couch

    Yep, and then she’d lather up her hand to her wrist.. and then everything goes black.

  • Fruedian Quips

    You’d… lose consciousness?

  • Lying on the Couch

    No we’d eat fried chicken and listen to R&B.

  • Fruedian Quips

    I’ve told you before to take this seriously.

  • Lying on the Couch

    I am, we’d eat fried chicken, listen to R&B and then dunk basketballs and have big dicks that drive white girls crazy.

  • Fruedian Quips

    Get the fuck out of my orifice …. ER,ER,Er I meant office.

  • Lying on the Couch

    I say big black dicks and you say orifice?? That tells it’s own story.

  • Fruedian Quips

    GET THE FUCK OUT!!

  • Lying on the Couch

    My mother was a pair of melons.

  • Benjamin Attwell

    This is from 2006 people! The Plinkett reviews started in in 2009.

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