RLM Studio Time Lapse 7-9-14

July 9, 2014302 Comments

After a year of setting up and breaking down various sets for various projects, we were finally able to make room for and re-assemble a long absent set. Good times!

Filed in: Half in the BagVlogs

  • Toady Twoson

    What was that old set?

  • BuenoExcellente

    The Plinkett house is back and I couldn’t be happier.

    As sad as that is…

  • Rich a bit of advice on sweeping…you want to start on one side and do great big sweeps pushing all the debris to the other then as you get closer to your pile push with more care until youve got one big pile…takes less energy than spinning in circles around the trashcan in the middle of the room.

  • Lilgreenman

    Woah, that takes a lot of work. Looks like they’re not as hack frauds as I may have once thought…

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    The city of Milwaukee can’t put up wallpaper to save their life.

    Also that’s the biggest seat I’ve ever seen on a stationary bike.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Shhh. Doing it this way allows us to see Rich Evans in 360 degrees. He’s doing the world a favor when spinning in circles.

  • ThePartyPackager

    Bueno.

  • AceRay

    Can Taco or the other guy who makes gifs, can you please make the bit with Rich sweeping a gif please, its looks like he’s hopping around the room really fast.

  • Buzz Mcfly

    Whoa, this set looks just like the inside of Plinkett’s house!

  • jaymanxyz2

    Great, I love these time lapse videos. It’s so fascinating to see how much work is put into backgrounds and sets that are sometimes taken for granted or just seen as normal. Great work, and thanks!

  • So a new HitB soon in Plinkett’s house, yes?

  • stolliosis

    Is Jay wearing toe shoes?

  • ModernDayMinstrel

    As shitty as it is, there is something so majestic about Plinkett’s house and watching it evolve over the years.

  • adamfox

    ITS BEAUTIFUUUUUUL!!!

  • jaymanxyz2

    I’m trying to wonder how they will “plot” themselves into it. But I guess it doesn’t matter.

  • decadyn

    How does Rich Evans still have a beer belly? Look at that man move.

  • Jordan

    Well, the City of Milwaukee agreed to rebuild his house exactly as it was before it was destroyed. And Plinkett has been living in their VCR repair shop for a while. I’m sure they can use the good will that’s bought them to weasel their way into another “VCR Repair” job.

  • Stupid Wizard

    If you fucks can move that fast then where is the fucking Plinkett review?

  • jaymanxyz2

    Wow, how could I forget? Can’t wait to see the house again.

  • fred

    It’s nice to see these frauds doing physical work for something they love.

  • Guest

    up yer ass

  • ModernDayMinstrel

    You mean money, right?

  • ModernDayMinstrel

    SPOILERS

  • bongodoug

    you mean the slow demolition of the furniture, right?

  • PruppetMaster

    Damn, that’s a big garage

  • ModernDayMinstrel

    That chable has been through hell.

  • Duckler

    When’s the next Rich Evans Sweeps?

  • Joe Syxpac

    By renewing the centripetal force of the Earth’s rotation?

  • Joe Syxpac

    I don’t recognize that set.

    Is it for Grabowskis?

  • Cephyran

    I was just waiting to make sure they put the knife back in the wall…

  • StopThinkingBrainUrGoingToHurt

    Why is there a guy that looks like fake Plinkett putting up a fake version of fake Plinkett’s house. I would think that Plinkett would find the use of fake Plinkett’s house with fake Plinkett in it to be like poetry. I guess we are to assume that this whole situation is stylistically designed to be that way.

  • El_Runko

    That guy green is probably nasty as shit but goddamn it looks comfy.

  • bb-15

    Ah, ah, ah… you mean that Mr. Plinkett doesn’t live in a real house!
    (Sound of head exploding.)
    That feels better.

    Question; Why do Rich and Jay keep moving the same floor panels back and forth?

  • Boehm

    I always knew that Rich was the hardest worker at RLM

  • I think he meant hackory….hackory is a word right? Why is Firefox trying to red-line hackory?

  • …Staring Aaron Eckhart and Hilary Swank…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Wait, these videos have all been filmed on a set?

    My whole life… a lie.

  • because fuck you.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Too bad RLM didn’t just ask people to donate money to them to make potato salad. We would have had Space Cop by now [they’re at ~$44,000 now and climbing].

    https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/324283889/potato-salad

  • Noah Roalson
  • WrongWithYourFace

    And the ever increasing amount of beer bottles.

  • tjp77

    So basically Rich and Jay do all the work, and Mike sits in the back and counts all that sweet donation cash while Jessi gives him a back rub. Suckers!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    So, if I give you hack frauds money through Patreon, will I get to see the real-time version?

  • naah

    What about the beer bottles? Plot point idea: at the end of the next HITB in the new house, Jack shows up as a carpenter says “oh we forgot one last thing in rebuilding the house” and a mountain of bottles poor through the door and windows and ceilings.

  • Junkie

    It literally just occurred to me why Mr. Plinkett’s house was conveniently demolished and rebuilt.

  • GayForJay

    You need to teach Rich Evans how to sweep efficiently. Pattern that shit, man. You’re making it more work than it needed to be.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    This looks an awful lot like my comment, which is literally two comments below.

    Also, you just ruined the ending of Revenge of the Sith. Everyone really wanted to see that film. Can you says spiolers? I sure can’t type it…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Yep. Definitely is the Grabowskis set. This GIF is proof.

    Also, quick, somebody toss that baby into a pot of [boiling bubbling from a blow tube] water!

    http://i.minus.com/ibwzPcMmQVWQPM.gif

  • Noah Roalson

    Sorry, didn’t even notice that a similar comment was made. I typed mine in ASAP because I actually expected somebody like you to do something similar lol. Do I feel a lawsuit coming? Also, *spiolers* xD

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Yeah, I edited my comment to reflect what I actually thought happened.

    I’m Candandian, though. We don’t have lawsuits up here. An accented sorry [pronounced closer to ‘sarry’] is all we care aboot.

  • Mynock

    Rich can’t sweep for shit. You guys need to set up a donation page so that guy can get some lessons…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    He’s the hardest worker and he gives me the hardest boners.

    No homo [because Rich Evans transcends sexual orientations].

  • Noah Roalson

    Honestly, you are lucky. 90% of lawsuits down here are pathetic cashgrabs. In fact, right now a man is suing MLB for ten million dollars because a commentator made a comment about the man who had fallen asleep at the game, not even in a derogatory manner. *heavy sigh*

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Evolution doesn’t exist, you non-believer!

  • ChaosIsBeauty

    I watched this with the Benny Hill theme playing

  • backwards7

    MILWAUKEE. In the industrial unit where a gang of meddling kids and their dog once discovered the dismembered bodies of 23 and a half cheerleaders movie magic is happening!

    A flimsy living-room stage set has become a blur of activity as a trio of film technicians tidy the space until only an upright dustpan remains.

    “The empty dustpan standing on its own represents the dignity and the indomitable spirit of the independent film-maker,” says independent film-maker and Transformers aficionado Jay Bauman. “Our budget doesn’t stretch to hiring animated woodland creatures who willingly perform menial chores such as sweeping and folding laundry. We have to do it all ourselves.”

    Today the Red Letter Media team are dismantling their mascot Rich Evan’s summer habitat and reassembling the enclosure where he will spend the long dark winter months.”

    “We were inspired by the ape prison in Rise of the Planet of the Apes” says Jay as he caresses the cattle-prod the team recently purchased from a home shopping channel using money acquired from the internet.

    “We like to get Rich involved in the building process. It’s important for him from a psychological point of view that he has a hand in shaping his environment. Also we can’t bothered to do too much. I’m not going to be living there. My home has four walls and indoor plumbing.”

    As the construction progresses Jay and Rich carefully position and then reposition the sheets of lino that will form the sleeping/bathroom area.

    “Rich will spend much of the winter huddled over there in the corner staring down at the lino,” explains Jay. “If the patterns don’t match perfectly then his hormones will become unbalanced and he will enter a state of rampant sexual frenzy reminiscent of the Vulcan pon farr in Star Trek. The mayor of Milwaukee has warned us that he wants no repeat of the Cloverfield-scale incident that happened last year so its important that we get it right.”

    At the time of writing Red Letter Media founder and overseer, Mike Stoklasa, having observed a clearly agitated Evans picking at a 1mm gap between two sections of lino, has decided that it’s probably nothing to worry about and has gone home.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I actually heard about that incident. I laughed but also just shook my head in disbelief.

    It honestly reads like an article from The Onion.

    “Man Sues MLB For $10 Million Because Commentator Made Fun Of Him Sleeping At A Game”

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    It’s so dense. Every single image has so many things going on.

    @aceray:disqus

    http://i.minus.com/i0hGiemVWhRDf.gif

  • shuura84

    I love that you slowed down the video when Rich was sweeping !

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    It’s 6:40 AM currently. I went to sleep at 10 PM but got woken up at about 10:45 PM because I got my water back on. I spent a while cleaning up because water leaked from the filter near the hot water heater [which is in a closet in my bedroom] as it was turned on, this being after I played around with it trying to figure out why it was leaking and making more of a mess. I then ran the water from different faucets to clear the pipes [I ran the outside house first].

    At 2:15 AM my power came back on. The ice bag I had in the freezer to keep stuff cold as best I could melted and somehow dripped down into the fridge leaving things soaked and creating a puddle of water, I had to sort through and throw out nearly everything I had in my freezer, had to clean all the tupperware from the frozen stuff I had in the fridge, had to find room for all the garbage I just made from the wasted food, I went and put all the dirty dishes away including the newly freed ones], I went and plugged all the electronics back in [could have had a surge if left plugged in and the power came back as it was a large/wide power outage], did some general cleaning, some other stuff I’m probably forgetting, and now I’m here, on the RLM webzone, ranting about my night because I don’t currently have anyone else to rant to…

    Anyway, yeah, I made the GIF for you. It’s in the comments above. Hopefully you enjoy it. 🙂

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I enjoyed that awful film.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Slightly slower version.

    http://i.minus.com/ibry7znO2VvyIG.gif

  • D_A_Hollingsworth

    These time lapse videos make it seem like they’re people doing actual work & not hack frauds I’m confused

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Annnnd slowest version. I feel this one’s the cutest one. Like he’s just enjoying his duty [hehe… duty] and making sure he’s doing it correctly by going slowly and thoroughly. A Simple Man.

    http://i.minus.com/iBz0f5yxh11Bp.gif

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Oh no… our dearest Rich Evans is stuck in a time lapse-time loop-loop! What’s worse is that he seemingly gets caught in a glitchy lag in the bottom right hand corner. Rich Evans has saved us all, but might it finally be time for us to save him?

    http://i.minus.com/i1Mg9eP8iR5tG.gif

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Fitting music. Also, what the hell am I still doing up? Oh yeah, posting on RLM. Best reason.

    http://youtu.be/MK6TXMsvgQg

  • Homer: Tell me one thing mankind has ever done mankind’s ever don that’s any better?
    Lisa: The *renaissance*?
    Homer: This is better.

  • Your next task if you choose to accept it is to upload a slightly slower version of the video with “16 tons” playing over.

  • WoodyBBad

    Hackory daiquiri dick.

  • WoodyBBad

    Read that as “Jesus gives him a backrub.”

    http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=t8uuiq&s=8#.U75wuvldWh0

  • Little late to class to be giving lectures don’t you think?

    Sorry to be snarky but I really wish people had taken me a little more seriously when I had raised this point…here have a like. Awesome hang btw.

  • JAGUART

    Rich Evans sweeps to “Flight of the Bumblebee”

  • JAGUART

    Good Genes.

  • Jason Andrew Wendleton

    This is why I love and respect you guys so much–you actually know the craft of filmmaking. Does the Red Letter team make a living doing this stuff, or do you all have day jobs? Inquiring minds…

  • Peter

    Plinkett’s floor = worst puzzle ever

  • Turoman

    I thought they are doing corporate videos or some things like that.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    RLM is their full time job.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    He transcended my asscheeks last night.

  • Wish my guidance counselor had suggested hack-bearded fraud.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I can’t believe you hyped up this video on yesterday’s Previously Recorded stream.I expected nothing less then the new season of The Grabowskis.

    Thumbs down,unsubscribed.

  • Gene Parmesan

    Devolution is evident.

  • Charon

    This is fucking great.

    More smart commentz, pleez.

  • Charon

    I like content like this, as well as the reviews and BotW. It’s too bad you have to pay a premium to access most of it now. I’m all for supporting RLM financially through donations or otherwise, but the “freemium” model that patreon (and most other contemporary online businesses) endorses is just the worst.

    With that in mind, you’ve got $25 coming down the PayPal pike, RLM. I’d rather the funds go directly to you without a middleman, so to speak.

  • Bill

    Paypal IS a middle-man.

  • ModernDayMinstrel

    Not sure, all I know is Taco, don’t go to the supermarket today.

  • sigaba

    Music and action reminds me of a “How It’s Made” episode 🙂

  • Cassidy Fitzgerald Liston

    So you guys DO use a studio and not some run-down house you found in the Milwaukee market. Thanks for posting!

  • DeadliestDeath

    He died.

  • b_tight

    That’s a real nice shit-hole you built there.

  • troof

    this is the only website that hasn’t banned me for criticizing my local government or devin faraci… yet… also, thanks, rlm, for all the hard work you guys put into everything. it inspires me, and i look forward to all the content you guys produce. for real.

  • Captain Turbo

    Rich Evans sweeps like a Welshman. Doesn’t he? Doesn’t he sweep like a Welshman?

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I believe bar codes have all the answers.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    It’s a good thing that baby had no hair. Otherwise she’d smell terrible as she burned to death.

  • Andrew

    Now all you have left to do is bring all those empty bottle of Spotted Cow out of storage and scatter them throughout the room.

  • Midlander

    You guys put a lot of (mostly unseen) effort into bring us your entertainments. We thank you.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Why not a kickstarter campaign of SpaceCop eating hotdogs? We pick the toppings!

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    XBox should have made that a video game instead of…whatever it was they were planning on doing.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    An LA Dodgers fan is receiving $10mil after he was injured during a drunken fight in the stadium parking lot. He blamed not just the people who beat him up, but the lack of security for the fight happening in the first place.

    It’s easy to blame the system, but the jurors are just as responsible for this problem because they think with their hearts instead of their heads.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Umm, this isn’t even showing on Patreon.

  • Meester Smeeth
  • Mark Bisone

    I haven’t seen fatsos move this fast since McDonald’s sold those 99-cent triple cheeseburgers! It looks like a dark and gritty reboot of Benny Hill.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I think Charon is talking about general behind-the-scenes content.

  • The Summer of George

    What a piece of junk!

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    Bumblee*

  • Captain Turbo

    I unfriend you.

  • My ex wife

    My god! It’s full of Rich.

  • My ex wife

    The entropy of an isolated system always increases.

  • Otto: Autopilot

    That was his second cousin Larry M Plinkett.

  • Otto: Autopilot

    You had your fingers crossed it was the gamestation 2.0 set, admit it Nash.

  • DJ Solid Snail

    As a Welshman, I demand to know what this means.

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    Faddlechud is the other man you seek

  • Meester Smeeth

    Stop, Rich… I’m afraid…

  • bb-15

    Yeah, Rich and Jay do battle over the floor puzzle!
    I’m still trying to figure out who won.

  • My ex wife

    Too much work. They should just get a green screen. Then they can put a background in with out going to the actual background, and do it with computurs.

  • Thanatos2k

    I liked the part when they realized they didn’t have enough floor and just moved the wall forward. Thanks, now that corner is all I’ll be looking at next episode!

  • Thanatos2k

    47 cheeseburgers

  • fred

    Don’t you think they could be doing more conventional things to make a living? I’m not saying they don’t get money, but their passion for film seems to exceed “okay fuck it let’s just sit in front of this fucking green screen and do the fucking video and make some fucking money.”

    There are other internet critics who make money (Doug Walker), whose quality is far below that of RedLetterMedia.

  • fred

    I hate their new menu items.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    That’s the sexiest muppet I’ve ever seen.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    You should travel to Malaysia and try some of their menu items. They’re quite inspirational.

  • I demand to know why you haven’t hired an assistant for Rich Evans.

    HE’S OUT THERE SWEEPING THE FLOORS, FOR FUCK’S SAKE.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    It’s not like the beer bottles pouring in could make the set look any worse than it already is. That green chair is simply unstoppable.

  • uncle bobby

    you know damn well what it means

  • Jar Jar Binks

    Whena is da next Plinkett review?

  • uncle bobby

    this had better mean i’m about to see another Plinkett review!

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    My guidance counselor suggested neck-bearded fraud, but I didn’t want to spend the rest of my life in my mom’s basement.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Nah. His magnetic personality causes the poles to shift, though.

  • AbdulAlhazred

    Review the next Plinkett, when?

  • Thomas Adamson

    How dare you? It can make point 8 past lightspeed…. Gawd.

  • RLMkeepitup

    How does Rich keep his figure

  • LelouchtheFilial

    “You should travel to Malaysia…”
    Nuh-uh. “Planes” and “Malaysia” don’t really go together, as of late.

  • Crixxxx

    Jack is really helpful by briefly holding a wall.

  • Noah Roalson

    I feel like I am Luke hanging off the bottom of Cloud City, reaching out to you through the force as you fly away with Lando… “Help me Taco, I need your superior commenting guidance, help…”

  • Noah Roalson
  • ModernDayMinstrel

    You could say that he Jacked up that wall.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    That sounds like a great idea for a Pixar movie: “Malaysia Planes.”

  • LelouchtheFilial

    ………………….
    …………………
    …and Malaysia Planes 2…
    ……………………
    ……………………..

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    “What the FUCK?!”

  • Boehm

    I love how Mike is doing the least amount of work in this vid. He is probably off screen sitting in his chair with a cup of coffee.

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    Living in Wisconsin

  • Macchan

    Catchy tunes, especially the first one. Where’d they come from?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    WHERE IS HE AT?!

  • jaymanxyz2

    So it was all a set. I am beginning to understand that now. The truth is slowly creeping into my brain. But, if that is true, where the heck is this? Whose house is it?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    He certainly shifts my pole.

    Seriously, I was in a terrible javelin accident. Right through my leg. Send help.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Hows It’s Hack-Frauded”

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    So, a middlewoman is okay?

    SEXIST! SEXIST!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    That’s right, Jay!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    They’re both wearing plaid.

    Did they design the shot to be that way, like, stylistically?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    He’s forced to eat hot dogs and hamburgers for the rest of the crew’s, and by extension our, amusement.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Is this just like the time you got that nasty gash on your face because of that ‘bath salts’ incident?

  • kjellmakrell

    That is a really inefficient way to sweep a floor Rich Evans

    Regards
    A guy who has swept far too many floors

  • Garmonbozia

    Now that I know how it’s done
    All the magic is gone

  • Is’nt this racism…… I like it.

  • I think I got it but jokes online should only take 0,0007 parsecs. Othewise your brain just moves along.

  • I’m not wasing my eyes, ever!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    It’s a set.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Looking at the monitors.

  • cass

    Because Plinkett reviews are shot on one of the Half in the Bag sets? 😛

  • Joe Syxpac

    Plinkett does reviews?

    I thought he was just an old man that ate bacon cheeseburgers.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Rich does have an assistant.

    But she only works on her knees.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Holey Moley, Mr. Len just got up to the Wall of Shame! Time to think of a new name?

  • Joe Syxpac

    It’ll be great.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Damnit!

    I wanted that spot!

  • stoopsmcoops

    It’ll be great.

  • HNSZ

    My guidance counselor suggested a hip-bearded fraudster.

  • Captain Turbo

    I mean he looks remarkably like Catherine Zeta-Jones when he sweeps. It’s the swaying of the hips.

  • Captain Turbo

    Political comments are not only tolerated but encouraged. This is the only forum that takes seriously my movement to rescind the presidency of James K. Polk because of voter fraud and the fact that he was a meanie.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    This is probably the most profound line that George Lucas has ever written.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    The power of CGI.

  • HNSZ

    That was an unexpected blow. I consider myself as one of the gif makers.

    http://i.gyazo.com/6e4a925afa751c5acf960fdead4ec9c8.gif

  • Punkster

    Mr. Plinkett got his house rebuild then? That’s a few million well spent, much better than that settlement.

  • Punkster

    Stylized to be that way.

  • Punkster

    They hadn’t put the wall far enough forward bud, they had it fixed in the wrong place, which I think they realised this when the flooring didn’t fit. You will notice it on the skirting boards length.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I cannot easily find a gif with beards on hips.

    You win this round.

  • ModernDayMinstrel

    *sigh* I’ve got a long way to go yet.

  • Sulfur12

    Please, Rich Evans, do more sweeping, cause I hate when floor is dirty during time lapses. its really distracting. Do your job better next time.

  • Jape

    But now we’ve seen it the magic is fucking dead.

  • Thanatos2k

    Bacon Cheddar McChicken is amazing, you don’t know what you’re talking about.

  • Thanatos2k

    I posted for years with Guest names. What was I doing with my life!?

  • troof

    stephen harper is a nazi.

  • perfectlyreasonabletoo

    Wow, I never would’ve guessed Rich Evans was the physical movement kind of guy.

  • StopThinkingBrainUrGoingToHurt

    Guess who else consistently wears plaid.

    Does anyone else smell flannel?

  • WoodyBBad
  • WoodyBBad

    I thought with the Patreon thing, they’d “have people for that.”

  • WoodyBBad

    Is the term Welshman racist like Chinaman is now? I don’t keep up with these things, so I am not sure if I should be outraged or not.

  • ModernDayMinstrel

    The thing with plaid is that it’s a very dense pattern, there is so much going on.

  • ModernDayMinstrel

    RLM was an inside job.

  • ModernDayMinstrel

    I won’t argue with a single thing you said.

    They are still hack frauds though, and I wouldn’t want it any other way.

  • ModernDayMinstrel

    “Prosperity McFizz” sounds like the name of the hero in a 70’s exploitation film.

  • Paul Woodcock

    we were all secretly hoping it was.

  • Jason Ross

    What is this, Tool Time sans Pamela Anderson???

    Time for another PhlÖnkett Review, hackenfreuds. No more barefoot ninja screencaps please and leave your additional assorted fetishes out of this glourious site.

  • ModernDayMinstrel

    I think shaving that became more common in the late 80’s early 90’s, so it is pretty rare to come by now.

  • Paul Woodcock

    I thought they were sweatpants…

  • Ah_good_the_sea

    Just do what the rest of the internet does and be outraged regardless.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Why is the McRib not in this monstrosity? Or is the McRib the toy in your Happy Meal?

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Can it be a My Little Pony Exploitation film?

    Prosperity McFizz, a drug dealer with a heart of gold, treating heartburn, acid indigestion and upset stomachs throughout the mean streets of Ponyville. Skilled in martial arts, McFizz kicks ass and takes names tackling greasy burgers, super-sized fries, and late-nite meals, all while finding kindness and compassion in the poor victims who succumb to these scrumptious foods.

  • Thanatos2k

    I guess food that is safe to eat would be considered prosperity there.

  • Chris

    Alarmed by the lack of B Camera.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Not when it results in major tooth decay and sugar addiction.

  • Mark Bisone

    … only to be foiled by Twister Fries, a demon wraith who haunts pony dreams, chasing them across the patch with a raging hard-on for fat, juicy pony plots. His eyes burn with red hunger in the nights, the skin around their edges bubbling and sizzling like the breaded coats of McNuggets in the greasy lake of McFire.

    Some gallop towards his twisted embrace, while others break for the corn fields of Nebraska, where a wizened old black mare awaits their arrival, plucking a six string guitar.

  • NotRickBerman

    It’s stylistically designed to be that way.

  • NotRickBerman

    Every frame is so dense.

  • NotRickBerman

    Great be, gonna it’s.

  • NotRickBerman

    Walking and sweeping. Shot in schlock, reverse schlock.

  • fred

    It’s like…..poetry.

  • mikeydale007
  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    The gap between Percy and I is good enough for 5th.

    I’m shamefully prideful.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Makes sense, actually.

    As we’ve seen from The Christmas episode of the Best of the Worst and the previous episode of Best of the Worst, Rich Evans can’t really bend down or get on his knees, so of course he’d hire someone to do that for him to reach for things at that level.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Bud?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Caps Lock will come in handy.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I was curious about what you meant about criticizing local government so I checked it out and stumbled upon this gem below.

    I’m curious, though. Why would you be criticizing your local government on the RLM webzone?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I’m prone to injury.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Which episode is this from? Also, way to keep a few frames from before the cut. 😉

  • WoodyBBad

    Eh, I just wanted to say “Chinaman” without getting in trouble with the PC police. Go team Venture!

  • LelouchtheFilial

    Shot, reverse-shot.

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    This comment is severely under-appreciated. What is it with Not Ricks?

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    haha touche sir

  • Noah Roalson

    Jar Jar is the key to all this…

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    Same here bro. I could’ve been great.

  • Joe Syxpac

    “I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled …”

    Jonathan Swift

  • HNSZ

    Episode 4. I actually wanted more but 7 seconds is all i get with this application. But you can just see he is using a beer to cool the bruise.

  • ModernDayMinstrel

    I like to think he is riding a moose back home as we speak!

  • fred

    (writers and producers nod in synchronized order)

  • Punkster

    Yes bud, I said bud.
    I didn’t want him to feel I was doing the “Your comment is wrong, mine is right,” type of schtick.
    I will try and refrain in future, you are not the first to point that out.
    I am a fan of Red Dwarf, where the Cat says that constantly and it is now part of my dialogue… unfortunately.
    Oh shite, I just said schtick too, RLM is now influencing my dialogue. I am just too weak minded.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I just thought bud sounded odd, but I knew your intentions.

    With that being said, I’m not your bud, guy.

  • Punkster

    HEY! I’m not your guy, friend!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I’m not your friend, pal.

  • Punkster

    I’m not your pal, bud!
    (this is why you are top commenter right?) 😉

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    It’s a shame JSwift didn’t consider grilling. Of all the options to vastly improve Irish poverty in the 1800s, grilling seemed like such a thoughtful solution!

  • Now I Get It

    You’ve been posting like a boss, that’s what. If those Guest names share the same email address, you should be able to add them to your canon using Dingus’ merge option.

  • Now I Get It

    That and he buys out regulars who’ve quit the site at 24 posts on the bitcoin dime. It started with decora, then Franklin Floratos. He’s still in negotiations with Marvin Falz. And don’t even ask how he gets his upvotes.

  • diehounderdoggen

    Enough of this filler you hacks! Where’s the Plinkett review for Jodorowsky’s Dune? It’s been out for 3 fucking days you lazy frauds! My grandma could make a review faster than this, and she’s in a coma!

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    Him and Percy…I’m starting to get worried

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Are you drunk on your Klingonbloodwine again?

  • No, my Guunginstomach can’t handle those drinks anymore. Got me a new fav! A warriors drink.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgzbKe6_DN4

  • Ooohhh………

  • tjp77

    The patriarchy strikes again!

  • Domo_Konnichiwa
  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    This should have been where Jar Jar Binks got the hint and left, but George Lucas is an even bigger hack fraud than Mike and Jay.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    The circle is complete. We’re back to bud.

    I’m top commenter I have the most comments on here because I love RLM and I have my priorities straight, unlike others on here who also care about their ‘lives’ and loved ones’.

    This can also be interpreted as I have too much free time and don’t contribute to society as much as I should. Either way, I’m winner.

    http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/0/1072/205620-carz_2008_07_22_12_34_26_82.jpg

  • Mitchell Taco Nash
  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Run-down houses are the ONLY houses you can find on the market in Milwaukee.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, can we still blame the Patriarchy?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    This reminds me of the break up scene in The Amazing Spider-Man 2.

    “I break up with you. I… break… up with… you.”

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Which video is it that Rich Evans does this?

    ‘Darude – Sandstorm’

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Ooh! I made one using the song I posted before. Thanks for the site link! 😀

    The Benny Hill theme with another Rich Evans GIF.

    http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.minus.com/i0hGiemVWhRDf.gif&v=MK6TXMsvgQg

  • tjp77

    Yes of course, you sexist.

    That question violated my personhood.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Confirmed for Gay for Jay?…

  • tommaile

    Disturbing lack of high speed break dancing.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    This comment needs 2 upvotes to continue the pattern. Exponential with a base of 2.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    JSwift. HA!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Deadmau5 beats were so sick.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I appreciate this joke.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I’ve recently started using this app, HNSZ. It only works if you can get a video of what you want to GIF, though.

    Edit: I guess it’d be good if I included the link, wouldn’t it?

    http://www.video-gif-converter.com/

  • My ex wife

    It’s a fake.

  • My ex wife

    Bud sounded aggresive to me, but now i know where you got it i will forgive you for almost anything. Now you got me thinking about Red Dwarf. I’m so excited, all of my six nipples are tingling.

  • My ex wife

    Why not start at 1?

  • Mrpink85

    It’s a trap!

  • Noah Roalson

    Or he should have just been instantly killed by the droid carrier that Qui Gon saved him from xD

  • StopThinkingBrainUrGoingToHurt

    Two people talking in a room.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    “It’s a faaaake.”
    That’s the only Deep Space 9 reference I know.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Is she in a coma from watching all Adam Sandler movies simultaneously, or did fucking polio do it?

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Just once, with these stop-motion shots, I’d like to see an ass scratch, or a nose pick or something. Even if it’s for a split second, it would show way more productivity than sweeping floors or moving walls, and displays how much they care about their work.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Why isn’t Jessi messing with her luggage, just to give her something to do?

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    *fucking.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    What’s wrong with Lelouch’s Face?

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Be cool about flannel safety.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    But I thought Mike and Jay get off on the terrible creaking sound his knees make.

    That means…My God, they really are masochists.

  • ModernDayMinstrel

    Dammit what are you waiting for, wake that woman up, I want my free entertainment!

  • ModernDayMinstrel

    My mistake.

    I like to think he is riding a moose fucking home as we speak!

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    One of us will beat you for first. Some day, you will get Mono, smallpox, Anthrax poisoning, AND scabies. Then again, you’ll still type comments on your deathbed…

    Time to bring out Jay’s Halloween axe.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Nono, you have this all wrong. He’s just fucking a moose home. More incentive for the moose to move faster, eh?

  • ModernDayMinstrel

    Or slower!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “That’s no moon. It’s a PlayStation.”

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Reminds me of the time I saw an Asian woman walking with oddly patterned/coloured yoga pants/tights on. I was driving by her with my friend and loudly said, “Nice pants, Ching Chong!”

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Oh, I took it.

  • Joe Syxpac

    I’m partial to deep frying.

  • Punkster

    I would love to see one of crew, maybe Jessie standing in the centre motionless while all the chaos goes on around her.
    The Ring style.
    Although I would settle for an arse scratch.

  • Punkster

    *salutes Rimmer style*
    Bud sounds aggressive? Oops!
    So you don’t have the measles then and I sincerely hope you have your kidneys, stomach and liver all *colour coordinated?

    *Color, in case someone picks up on my use of the silent U.

  • WoodyBBad

    But

  • Now I Get It

    ErMerGerd (OrMoreGord?)!!! The eyes are morphing continuously from little plus to little minus signs, just like Lorne Michaels’ self-esteem meter – “I’m great/I suck-I’m great/I suck-I’m great/I suck” – for comedians, or Dr. Robin Williams’ palsy tremor in “Awakenings”,

  • Punkster

    I feel compelled to vote up for some reason?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Have you tried unplugging her and plugging her back in?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    You seem to be under the impression that I haven’t meticulously planned for any conceivable event.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Canadians?

  • LelouchtheFilial

    I think, when I signed up for disqus, I did it through Facebook. So, when I deactivated my Facebook for, like, two days, my picture went away.
    Either that, or I’m Slenderman wearing a sock on his head.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I prefer the latter excuse. Don’t go to Wisconsin. You won’t be liked there for the foreseeable future.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    So, I googled that and…
    Oh…


    …oh…

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    That’s what you get for deactivating your Facebook account. You Monster.

  • NotRickBerman

    Breakdancing can happen at any time.

  • NotRickBerman

    Walking. Walking and sweeping. Shot in Schlock, reverse Schlock.

  • BCFC25

    Its truly amazing how much effort you hack frauds put into your work.

    but still /unsubscribed LOL

  • Duckler

    No, you don’t. It’s only an eternal walk of shame. And I too posted for years as a guest, I can only imagine my self-stylized horror at what I might be..

  • tommaile

    Faith in humanity restored!

  • Duckler

    It’s a cookbook..!

  • redwest

    Whats the second music piece? Its quite nice.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    It’s really sweeping, isn’t it?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    If you’re saying you want me to be your sister and have incestuous sexual tension between us, then I’m game.

  • Noah Roalson
  • Joe

    What happened to the picture of the baby Jesus? I kept waiting for them to put it back up but they never did. Am I to understand there is no Jesus?

    Also I appreciate that they take the time to make sure the scuff marks on their floor panels match up, I applaud the attention to detail. You know, for people who make content for free, you guys work pretty hard.

  • Joe

    It’s like poetry, they rhyme.

  • Galactic Shawn

    zug zug

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