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Ediblefood

Matrix please. No more dog movies.

Pup Pupperton

Please more dog movies.
- http://www.facebook.com/people/Lee-Nilsson/1217205379 Lee Nilsson
  
  Matrix AND dog movies!
  - http://www.facebook.com/CharlesJCox Charles Joey Cox
    
    MATRIX DOG!!!
    - Daggoth
      
      Fido… there is no bone
    - DrWholihan
      
      REMAKE OF THE MATRIX STARRING KARATE DOG AS NEO BECAUSE HE ALREADY KNOWS KUNG FU
  - Jumpy
    
    The Muttrix?
    - nicky
      
      Fifiloaded & Roverlutions?
JohnnySteps

Too bad Matrix was a masterpiece you pleb
- Malchik
  
  Too bad the sequels were complete dog vomit.
  - http://twitter.com/PlasticPals Robotbling
    
    I still maintain that Reloaded is a fun action movie with lots of pretty cool sequences in it. Sure, it totally wastes the potential set up by the first film, but I can still appreciate it for what it is.
    - JDDD
      
      Reloaded and Revolutions were SHIT!
    - chibidw
      
      Let me put that into context for you.
      
      “I still maintain that Revenge of the Sith is a fun action movie with lots of pretty cool sequences in it.”
- timig
  
  Matrix is good. Matrix 2 and Matrix 3 is a gang-bang inside earth core.. good effects, is all about the last 2 movies.
  - http://www.facebook.com/engineoregon Ben Oregon
    
    Watch the Matrix sequels again and then tell me the effects were good, with a straight face.
- SoccerDog
  
  Too bad you’ve clearly not watched Matrix since you were 12. Try it again, I was surprised at how badly it aged too.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Billy-Ray/100002093462782 Billy Ray

hallo, yes this is dog here. moar dog movies? coming right up!

Broseph Stalin

My hope is you’ve already choose a film and It’ll come out soon to quench my nipple’s thirst for more intellect.

paige

that was actually really well done and im disappointingly impressed

Grendeleedee

Kill Bill 2?

stolliosis

Is it only me, or are these new video postings flashing for everyone else?

http://twitter.com/kzap333 Andrew Coleman

Just you. Or rather not me, I can’t speak for everyone else (if only I could).

spunkbubble

Too soon for Prometheus?

What a piece a shit.

Vulgarcent

I was convinced he actually got himself locked in his closet until the very end. It would explain the DVDs…
“Aw fuck, why did they burry me in my bedroom?”

Montoya

I hope its the new Indianna Jones!!

hex

Derp
Vulgarcent

Yyy? Like “the crystal scull”-new-one? I think you should check some things, because. Ehem. They kinda did it. http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull/
http://www.facebook.com/people/Gerard-Mckay/1552902991 Gerard Mckay

Derp
http://twitter.com/eryncerise Eryn

Inorite? And then after that he should totally do Avatar. Or fuckin’… I don’t know, Cop Dog. Why hasn’t anyone given those fuckin’ dog movies a fuckin’…something something…

Nonconformist Muffin

You rat bastards! Now I have to sit here and wait.

Jason

Terminator Salvation!

Peter

oh fuck, it was about time guys!

Zoe

The film I’d like to see reviewed the most is Lord of the Rings. Really happy to see that Plinkett’s comin’ back!

http://twitter.com/PlasticPals Robotbling

But they’re mostly ok movies. They aren’t even in the same category as some of the other movies he could review, though.

http://www.facebook.com/chekhovich.edgar Edgar Chekhovich

Kill Bill 2 it is. But I hope more is coming

http://www.facebook.com/people/Jordan-Lynn/17125323 Jordan Lynn

Superman Returns. That was grossly disappointing.

mark

YEAH!

Can’t wait….

DrPoop

@410755a7e5703387394ebf353bffdcba:disqus Agreed, enough with the dog and baby movies. They’re too obvious. A serious analsys of the Matrix trilogy requested! Although excellent trailer. But no more teasing – get reviewing!

Johnny Snow

Lord of the Rings would be fun. So would the Matrix movies. I’m thinking it’s going to be none of the above and he’s going to blind-side us with something totally unexpected.

Ygritte

You know nothing Johnny Snow.
- Dolorous Edd
  
  Oh snap, kissed by fire right there…
  - Cyvaris
    
    It is known.
guest

Gungas..

http://twitter.com/BoredomCorner Stephen Bryce

Didn’t you guys say TWO YEARS AGO that you’re review The Dark Knight?

Hi

Nope. They just made a joke about how fans are constantly begging them to review it. Also, Mike and Jay said in Half in the Bag that they really liked The Dark Knight. So, don’t hold your breath for a review of it.

ac1d

YES! YES! YES! I only found out about Plinkett a week ago and I’ve gone through every single video already. Need MOAR!

count dookie

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An Adoring Fan

Are you teasing us or asking us which film to review?

I would like to see either the Matrix Reloaded or one of the new awful Batman movies (though the joker was good…) with that awful Batman voice which makes me cringe with embarrassment like when I caught my grandma and grandpa having sex and they invited me to join in.

http://twitter.com/PlasticPals Robotbling

It really is ridiculous sounding. And the catwoman outfit reminds me of the cheesy late 90s versions, too.
Hi

Mike and Jay said that they really liked The Dark Knight. So, I doubt they’ll go after any of the Nolan Batman films. Also, constantly complaining about Batman’s voice is an overdone nitpick. Yeah, Bale is trying too hard to sound intimidating, but it’s only a very minor distraction that doesn’t damage the films, at least in my opinion.

m0r1arty

I’d like to see a little Batman love from you Harry Plinkett if possible.

mikeoxlong

Whatever gets reviewed make sure it isn’t a not very good but not complete garbage movie like the last Indiana Jones because movies like that dont make funny reviews. So no LOR or Matrix trilogy reviews please…….Terminator Salvation sucked major ass (or anything directed by Mcg for that matter), all the Pirates Of The Caribbean movies sucked ass after the first one, Wild Wild West, Independence Day, Godzilla, most Steven Sommers movies….so many shitty movies to chose from!

http://twitter.com/kzap333 Andrew Coleman

“it isn’t a not very good but not complete garbage”
So somewhere in between?
John Richards

I agree. This “Please review the Matrix trilogy” Shit is annoying me. It seems because of the requests that Mike’s been getting. I feel its inevitable. I hope I’m wrong.

Krobelux

You know the Spiderman Trilogy might not be a bad idea for a review. I really hope he reviews the Air Bud series!

Bryan

Dear Mr. Plinkett, Please Review Lord of the Rings. Thank you.
Bryan

http://twitter.com/kzap333 Andrew Coleman

Maybe it’s TOO obvious but could it just be the movie Buried starring Ryan Reynolds.

Sage

the buried thing i assume is a kill bill 2 reference, but it could be about buried instead, considering how fucking shitfull it was.
- http://twitter.com/PlasticPals Robotbling
  
  Nobody cares about Buried, though. I hope he sticks with movies that actually mattered.

Guest

It’s going to be great.

guest

It’s going to be great.
- Guest
  
  That’s gonna be great.
- SuperToad
  
  Its gonna be totally great.
  - Malchik
    
    Going to be great.
    - http://twitter.com/brettcaron Brett Caron
      
      Goongas.
    - Malchik
      
      Gungas.
    - t ro
      
      That sounds great
    - http://www.facebook.com/austin.s.andrews Austin Samuel Andrews
      
      It’s like poetry, see they rhyme.
    - tyler
      
      I think you guys went too far…in a few places.
    - http://www.facebook.com/nathandavidwarren Nathan Warren
      
      It’s bold.
    - kuangeleven
      
      …and stylistic.
    - gungas
      
      That’s great.
    - Corwin
      
      I’m done with this series!
    - joe
      
      It’s so dense
    - Gman
      
      Ever single image has so many things going on
    - http://www.facebook.com/JohnWSchnell John Schnell
      
      You are listening to the music
    - Benguin
      
      The story of the Tuskagee Airmen is a great story, and it’s an amazing story…just like Star Wars.
    - joe
      
      If we can get Jar Jar working than this whole thing comes togetehr
    - heatEXTEND
      
      it’s gonna be great
  - indischrot
    
    It’s like poetry.
    - Inchorent
      
      so that they rhyme.
- guest
  
  I’m a Senator …
  - Loki
    
    They’re already building sets, I’d better get to work on the script soon.
    - Rick Mccallum
      
      Its just so dense….
    - Claus
      
      Every frame has so much going on.
    - mark
      
      i’ll just do what i do best: urinate blood into a storm drain.
      
      Wait!…What?
  - RTF1138
    
    Palpatine’s Behind it all!!!
    - Loki
      
      They’re pretty useless, the jedi just cut them down like butter
    - Benneluke
      
      Now to my favorite subject of all. #2: MURDER!!!
    - Malchik
      
      Fuck you–
    - http://twitter.com/whokilledreno Ryan Wood
      
      people get wiped out man, theres a lot of wipe outs in this movie.
doooodE!

It’s gonna be great.
- bla
  
  yeah thats gonna be great.
- jt
  
  chorus-can’t?
Lord Autumnbottom

less talk more laser sword

eat my balls

YES PLINKETT RETURNS!!! PINKETT FOR PRESIDENT!!!

mark

I would LOVE to see a Plinkett review of Kill Bill 2, or any other Tarantino movie.

Instead of a movie that we all know is bad, let him do a movie that a lot of people like and just show all the plot holes, mistakes and inconsistencies (and do it in a smart and funny way).

And PLEASE, no Dog movie, or any other, that nobody knows!

http://profiles.google.com/benmzion Ben Zion

Wonderful. I’ll be there with bells on.

OZwld

Awesome trailer guys! Can’t wait for the next review… whatever it is

OZwld

How about a review of Tim Burton’s body of work and how it has gone down the shitter… Planet of the apes is a goldmine for Mr. Plinkett!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carl

A general review of a director wouldn’t work well with a Plinkett review, it would be more of a half in the bag thing. Plus I think he hasn’t seen a lot of Tim Burton movies based on what he said in the Dark Shadows review.
- http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KU5NYW2GUGXLEYFIX2MZLHZN7U Captain Commander
  
  Not so. Reviewing Tim Burton’s movies would work just the same as his reviews of the Star Trek Next Generation films.
  - http://www.facebook.com/engineoregon Ben Oregon
    
    I agree, it would be good. The only thing is that it might take 3 episodes. And that would mean 3 episodes of awesome. PLINKETT IS EXCELLENCY

LazyMofo

damn it you’ve ruined my life now i’ll be checking for the new review every few hours until it’s out. SO EXCITED!! omg please be the matrix trilogy. the joke reviews (babies day out, cop dog) are funny… but they were exactly that – a joke. A joke we’ve heard already.

http://dysfunctionalparrot.com Dysfunctional Parrot

Matrix sequels. Or the next time the casket will be concrete.

roco

Guys, I think the point of this is that the fans are burying Mike and Jay in Plinkett review requests… So yeah

http://www.youtube.com/ac1dchr15t ac1d

I understand we all are pretty over excited and seem impatient, but truly its because the videos are so well made, crack us the hell up, and make our days that much better. We all really appreciate it very much though! Thanks guys.
- timer
  
  Yeah, thats exactly right. The movies like Feeding Frenzy and hopefully SpaceCop are awesome, but the Plinkett reviews are so funny, unique, and insightful. There is nothing out there like them. And we will continue to watch as long as you guys continue to make them. Go MIKE, JAY, and RICH!
guest

I feel bad I didn’t pick up on that point. It’s what happens when you get fans though. I can’t imagine how busy they all are with trying to make a movie, moving the Plinket set, Half-in-the-Bag, and still finding time for a proper Plinket review. Shit’s crazy!

Well RLM guys, if you read this comment, thank you for your work. This video was a great teaser that I’m glad you put together, even if it’s not what the fans were looking for.
wanoroco

If I had know how many people saw the same thing, I would have used my nonspam account haha. But seriously though people, I think we all have so many requests for Plinkett because the reviews are so great!
Lewwy

Metaphors are fun!
Reversalmushroom

And the fact that they haven’t made a new one in FOREVER.

GurryFonads

Matrix and LoTR would be cool but they were good movies I’m expecting Plinkett to rip Spiderman 3 a new asshole.

Damichem

What if it turns out to be a good movie?

roco

No one else got the message of this?

roco

I’ll refer you to my previous comment…

Mike Norman

Finally! The long-awaited review of Cars 2!

snakes andert

I’ll wait by rewatching all the Plinkett reviews.

http://flavors.me/nielsblog Niels

The Matrix sequels weren’t bad movies story-wise. They weren’t just not that entertaining to watch as the first one.

http://www.facebook.com/Dark.Reaper.and.Galactimus.Zero Marvin Choi

Well, the sequels, storywise, when you cut out all the filler, last only about as long as a regular 1.5 hour movie.

Bassbait

It’s a red herring, he’s really going to review Kill Bill.

Or at least I hope he does. Those films suck.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Anders-Voll-Kimestad/100000422883021 Anders Voll Kimestad

Heretic!
- No
  
  Yes, Exorcist 2! What’s up with the locusts? Fucking bullshit! John Boorman, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??
Guest

That would be great. Overrated garbage, ESPECIALLY the second film.

dellarocco

Would love to see Cars 2. Great example of how the purest and most reputable of companies will sell out.

Mateusz K.

Yes! I will donate to you guys just for this trailer. You fully deserve it! Hope this won’t take as long as the last one… or just supplement us with HINB untill then…
Thank you so much for enriching my sad life so many times.

bago

You guys are so great at what you do, this is unique entertainment, can’t find this on cable.

Ready for the rise of the Plinkett

thaneofmemphis

Please do Superman 1 and 2 and explain to all the deluded fanboys that they really are pretty terrible. Not another kid’s movie, please!

Guest

They weren’t great, but they weren’t terrible. They are to spider-man, what burton’s batmans + the other two are to batman; just a little off.

misterclock

damn. I was hoping that Terminator: Salvation would be on the short list. Oh, well. All those movie would make excellent reviews, especially Matrix Reloaded.

http://twitter.com/PlasticPals Robotbling

Terminator 3 is even worse than Salvation. Either one could make a great Plinkett pick.
- Carl
  
  T3 isn’t terrible. It isn’t aspiring to be anything more than an action/chase movie with sci-fi elements. Salvation is trying to be an epic movie and is held to a higher standard.
  - Matrim
    
    Both are terrible. Sure, T3 takes itself a lot less seriously, but that doesn’t excuse it from being awful.

me

How about Transformers 2? He always brings it up in the Star Wars reviews

Monk

LOTR was a bad series? Good Lord, how much do I really not understand about movie making?

a;sdk

They just think they are overrated, not bad.
- iddqd
  
  matrix 2 and 3 are overrated and bad X)
  the reloaded is a good choice.
  - Franco
    
    Overrated by whom?! Everyone seems to take great joy in shitting on them. I loved reloaded (but won’t defend revolutions). Hell, the Animatrix was great too. So, for me, 75% of the Matrix was great, unlike say, Star Wars, which 4 out of 7 sucked ass.
    - Hi
      
      4 out of 7? What seventh Star Wars film are you referring to? That shitty CGI Clone Wars movie they made to start the cartoon that’s currently airing?
    - Franco
      
      Clone Wars was in theaters, so yes, that’s movie number 7. And I would argue the worst one, but that’s stiff competition.
    - Space Cop Dog’s Day Out
      
      Counting the Star Wars Holiday Special, sure, ok, I’ll credit you your 4 out of 7
    - Franco
      
      Alright, I L(ed)OL.
    - Franco
      
      All right, I L(ed)OL.
    - guest
      
      matrix 2 and 3 are shit…
      animatrix is not the movie.. what’s matter is the movies! X)
    - David
      
      Try 6 out of 9. Have you seen those Ewok films?!
- Hi
  
  Mike and Jay said in Half in the Bag that they like the LOTR films. They clearly don’t think they’re overrated.
Hi

They aren’t insulting the LOTR films. In fact, Mike and Jay said in Half in the Bag that they like the LOTR films. They only showed LOTR because they get tons of requests to review those films.
MailMeAFuckingPizzaRoll

Boring, with a lot of forgettable scenes. Dry, unlikeable characters. Yeah – they were pretty bad
Plinkywinkett

Jay pointed out in one of the half in the bag reviews (can’t remember which) that people as of late have become so cynical when it comes to movies, and that they’ll quickly jump on something and call it “overrated”. Obviously the LOTR movies aren’t bad movies, and anyone who thinks that probably hasn’t been taking their brain medicine.
DrWholihan

I have a feeling if Plinkett reviewed the LOTR movies, much to a lot of hip naysayers’ dismay, it would come off more like the new Star Trek movie than the prequels: critical actually pretty positive. The prequels were dogsh!t. You don’t have to like LOTR, but those movies were on a different level of quality, and based somewhat on a classic beloved story. The prequels were shat out for money.

eugene

MATRIX

http://www.facebook.com/herringscott Scott Herring

the karate trilogy: Karate Dog then The Matrix 2 and 3!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Drain-Blut/100001687703474 Drain Blut

Please hit either Matrix or Twilight. The first is a series that started out really promising… then swiftly jumped ship with its sequels. The second is a HORRIBLE ABOMINATION OF MANKIND AND DESERVES NOTHING SHORT OF A FULL MERCILESS BUTCHERY.

No

Bela Lugosi’s dead
un dead
un dead
un dead
http://twitter.com/PlasticPals Robotbling

A Plinkett review of Twilight is the only way I’ll ever watch those movies.
- Matrim
  
  The Rifftrax makes them AMAZING
Spongebob

No, I don’t even want to see Twilight in a Plinkett review. I doesn’t deserve the privilege.

Hans Grubers Yoga Teacher

Expose the fraud named INCEPTION, Plinkett. You know you want to.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Anders-Voll-Kimestad/100000422883021 Anders Voll Kimestad

Yes! More Plinkett! Rich Evans is breathtaking!

itbegins2005

If it turns out to be The Matrix Reloaded, I will be VERY happy. I doubt it will, though.

Gilnitz

Signs, Armageddon
Would love to see either one ripped apart

Murderin Murphy

You should review the Star Wars prequels. Those were terrible.

notthat

You killed his paww
http://twitter.com/PlasticPals Robotbling

Dungeons and Dragons with Marlon Waynes and Jeremy Irons

asda

FUKKKKKK I CANT TO ANYTHING TILL THIS SHiT COMES OUT

shit

plinkett should do the matrix, the terminator and the alien series. they’re just like star wars: great movies with shitty sequels. so much potential lost, so many childhoods raped.

http://twitter.com/PlasticPals Robotbling

Matrix Reloaded is a great action movie with lots of entertaining sequences. It’s just that it wasted the potential of the original. But Revolutions could probably make a good Plinkett review.
fish20

Aliens was actually a good movie…..

Guest

I hope this means he’s not reviewing any of those.

Rip Harry Potter apart, please.

http://twitter.com/jhohcable Jhoh Cable

I guess he ain’t reviewing the Matrix movies. Although to be honest, I don’t really care what Plinkett reviews. His reviews are always great. :3

Thatguy

Agreed. The whole time I was thinking all of those would be great, but they’re not gonna show what he’s gonna do next. Anything would be good. It’s been a minute. I’d like to see him take something that everybody likes, and prove why it’s bad. So many people I show the Star Wars reviews to just hate it because they love those prequels, but in the end they agree with him. Something like The Sixth Sense has enough flaws and inconsistencies and early signs of problems in Shymalan’s film making, that doing like a review of Shymalan’s career using the basis of the Sixth Sense and what follows would be good, but probably won’t happen. Either way, anything would be awesome at this point.

HandsomeB

So many clues.

Planet of the Apes title reference, Kill Bill setting & more than a few dvd’s that could use a good reaming.

I wouldn’t mind seeing anything Shyamalan post Unbreakable.

Guest

I wouldn’t mind seeing him rip Unbreakable. What an overrated wreck.
- Taaz
  
  overrated implies a level of awareness

Bob

Um, am I missing something, or is the point that he’s going to do the Kill Bill movies?

Your Son

Review a movie nobody likes or expects. Make it obscure. Like Mrs Doubtfire

tyler

What’s with you and dog movies?

http://twitter.com/PlasticPals Robotbling

It’s one of the most insipid, soulless, only-out-to-make-a-buck genres of movies ever devised, and rightly so it is despised.
- William Fuckley
  
  But doggies is cute.
- tyler
  
  Homeward Bound?
  - Mick Travis
    
    The original INCREDIBLE JOURNEY is better.

Darth Angus

WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE!

Tubesteak

You kids today with your rising knights and apes and Plinketts.

Mr. Wepsley

Dragon Wars pls kthxbai

http://twitter.com/PlasticPals Robotbling

The live-action Dragon Ball would be hilarious.

Geoff Bottone

I’m a little sad that Plinkett didn’t get a styrofoam headstone as an homage to Cop Dog, but this teaser trailer is amazing in any case. Thanks, guys!

http://twitter.com/screwbacca556 Screwie

Review the Disney show, “ANT Farm.” I don’t like that show. >:(

Jason Skelter

Do Brave because it’s the biggest disappointment in Pixar history.

http://twitter.com/PlasticPals Robotbling

I haven’t seen it but it can’t be worse than Cars / Cars 2.

spo8

Take as long as you need. You can’t rush genius.

Nicodemic

Here’s a wild guest: to me, there is only one thing worst in the Star Wars universe then the prequels… The Star Wars Holiday Special!!! So my guest is a Plinkett review of this abomination. Chewbacca’s family. Nuff’ said.

AnnaThema

Are you kidding? The holiday special is a work of ART. Avant-garde in presentation, breathtaking in the scope and richness of it’s diversity, sublime in it’s metaphors. Carrie Fischer’s performance alone is ripe with subtle parody and emotion. Her drunken stumbling is an obvious allusion to the naked joy and vulnerability of family life, so very appropriate for the holidays. Absolutely brilliant. So ahead of it’s time…

http://www.facebook.com/people/Livio-Nava-Ponce/100001179004097 Livio Nava Ponce

Oh man, I hope he reviews Spider-man 3, that movie is a fucking pice of shit.

Dick

Best of the series in my opinion. The first two sucked, as did the third. But in the third, Frumpy Jane gets punched in the face. That was awesome.

Bill The Thrill

What’s completely fucked up — is I’m currently in the middle of watching KILL BILL: The Whole Bloody Affair

Cyvaris

Based off of what happens….Kill Bill?

Robby

I highly doubt the review will be of Kill Bill 1 or 2. Unless Mike and Jay hate cinematic perfection. I suppose the good news is that there is no shortage of terrible movies, so there Plinkett will always be relevant and beloved by fans of good film.

Plinkett Follower

Whathever you choose, Master Plinkett. We are your humble followers. We shall understand your will.

Alex

Don’t review anything. Make Space Cop.

guy

Are you not allowing them to do both?

theguy

Yeah, thats what I said on Facebook. Red Letter Media fans forever. Plinkett returns! Thank you guys for making such good content!

Jimmy Dean

Why the fuck is Batman Begins part of the list. Ripe Shoemaker or Shoemoker or whoever the fuck he is, rip his batman films a new asshole.

Prometheuns

How about you review a previous Plinkett review?

dgzdg

you should review the dreck that is this show

Jeff He Who Lives At Home

A troll. How cute.
Sir Dorkus the Third

Quaint, really.

http://ryanha.tumblr.com/ Ryan Ha

Excellent.. this pleases me. Review Spider-Man 3 pleaseee, just in time for The Amazing Spider-Man’s release!

XxSWFan92

C’mon guys. This totally should’ve been called THE PLINKETT RISES

dick cavett

it will be batman begins, just in time for when the dark knight rises releases

XxSWFan92

But Batman Begins is great…
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=655701905 Corey Schaff

Or maybe the Dawn of the Dead Remakes….or some of the later sequels.

Will Hyland

I’d like to see him take on a well-liked movie, like LOTR, or even Christopher Nolan’s Batman movies. I’ve actually never seen The Matrix sequels (does that make me lucky, by the way?)

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=655701905 Corey Schaff

You’re all wrong; it’s clearly going to be I Heart Shakey:
http://www.iheartshakey.com/

Because after doing Cop Dog, he wants to review something completely different.

Flo Lieb

Way to go, Plinkett! The force is strong in this one…

APD

Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions are pure diarrhea, I’d love to see Plinkett go to town on that horseshit dialogue.

Spiderman 3 is the most disappointing thing since…Star Wars Episode III. Or was it Indiana Jones 4? Either way, that fucking emo-piano-dance number needs to get the Plinkett treatment.

Transformers would almost be too easy, I don’t really know if that would be a good fit here. Plus, I’ve only ever seen the first one (thank God), so if he did the whole trilogy I’d be totally lost.

Can’t wait to see what they come up with though; whatever it is, knowing these guys it’s bound to be entertaining.

http://www.facebook.com/Dark.Reaper.and.Galactimus.Zero Marvin Choi

That emo-piano-dance number is the saving grace of Spider-Man 3.
- Tenser Spacy.
  
  “Saving grace?” Nothing could save that steaming pile of ass-chili from it’s lackluster villains and retarded third act.
  - http://www.facebook.com/Dark.Reaper.and.Galactimus.Zero Marvin Choi
    
    It’s amazing.

Panda_m

Guys I know this will be f***n inpossible, but could you review new Simpsons series? This is the biggiest quality falling ever.

mr wok

Thought Feeding Frenzy would be in there, but then I realized that Feeding Frenzy is actually a good move.

Delfy

The entire ad is a comedic reconstruction of Kill Bill volume 2′s buried-alive sequence, right down to the music, and he very deliberately doesn’t mention the name of the movie he “saw this in”, as a little wink to the viewer. There’s definitely a strong implication he’ll be reviewing those movies next!

Matrim

It’d be a poor choice if they did, not because it is or isn’t a bad film, but the kind of film it is would be hard to really deconstruct Plinkett style.

Noah

rip apart Man on a Ledge

Smartass

why is it called rise of the plinkett ad, guys?

who is up for a little speculation going to a “rise of the silver surfer” review?

http://twitter.com/Jesseraygarza Jesse Garza

Well now that would be bit of a bold and pretentious stretch, or at the very least a wild guess you pulled out of your butt hole and mixed up with an arrogant play on words, now wouldn’t it be Mr. Smartass!?

http://twitter.com/Jesseraygarza Jesse Garza

funny, exciting, intense, dramatic, all around incredible! Dare I say it was also very charming, artistic and intriguing as well? 10/10

http://www.facebook.com/teddy.boragina Teddy Boragina

Plinkett should review all the movies I’ve ever seen and stop reviewing movies I’ve not seen. Yes. this is how it should be!

mtc

I absolutely love all the Plinkett reviews, but for me Cop Dog stands tied for Baby’s Day Out as the funniest review. I’d love to see another delightful review of a shitty dog movie.

Mr Fist

Am I to assume that those films that were buried with Plinkett will not get reviewed? Just vondering…

http://www.facebook.com/nathandavidwarren Nathan Warren

I would love to see a matrix trilogy review– everything done right in The Matrix, everything done wrong in the sequels. But yeah, I know, I know, they’re being buried with requests so I’ll be happy with anything.

http://www.facebook.com/nathandavidwarren Nathan Warren

I JUST GOT IT! The Clone Wars TV Show movie with the gay Hutt! That would be awesome.

blah blah

Why not review something meaningful? Like quigley?
Also for pure amusement sake a review of Jack and Jill would be awesome.

If I were to reccomend something Id say matrix (the series as a whole) men in black (again series as a whole) or de-bunking why batman movies were good. They werent. Joker was good. Batman was fucking boring – and stupid

Grim

Finally, a Plinkett’s review of the Feeding Frenzy!

Sacul Egroeg

Review the oryginal Star Wars – they were fucking terrible.

No real long fights? Prolonged dialogue ? Using the Force as a metaphor? Fuck you.
When I watch a movie I want to see lightsabers and know how many more midichlorian points one guy has when compared to another, not some fucking find-yourselph-and-the-meaning-of-good-and-evil flick !
Those movies were just sooooo boring – why the fuck do I have to wonder will Leia choose Luke or Han when you could just edit one out and make the jedi one looke more badass? Do I look like I want to fucking wonder ? Do I look like I want to have a cliffhanger after the middle movie of the series? Whats the point of creating a jedi character in a movie when he cant fight 100 times better than anyone else and has to like use tricks or talk to people to get his way?

And remember that fucking Death Star scene ? I mean youve got the Emperor – a bad guy – and he doesnt even have a lightsaber! Just shoots some fucking lightning and gets thrown into the pit! Why?
Because a second bad guy has changed his views – after some dialogue about emotions and finding true meaning the guy does not use his awesome evil red lighsabre to fight, he instead throws the main villain in a pit in like 15 seconds just to have more dialogue about his newly found respect for the side of the good and his love to his son. And than he dies so theres no real happy ending.

Ghost you say ? Fuck you – he should have lived somehow and danced around with Ewoks and learn that Padme and Yoda and Obi are alive and they were just tricking him to turn to the good side.
Fuck him anyway producers should have put Maul in red Ewok costume and rename him Darth Evilus like George wanted ;/

Iwan

looking to star a flame war are we?
troll
HarryoNYC

Well done sir.
Mick Travis

Get the fuck back in the GENERATIONS review.
Zev

And like the prequels had more depth to them. Yeah, sure……..
tommy wiseau

ha ha ha. you mahss be keeding, arnchu?
Jonathan Sharman

One third of the people who read this, more or less, didn’t get it.

Enemabag Jones

the Matrix sequels are the obvious choices here. Monumental failures make for the best Plinkett reviews. Its easy to rip into Cop Dog but the Matrix sequels, like the SW Prequels were cinematic events that did so many things wrong. From Colonel Sanders to the terrible CG Smiths fight, there’s a lot for Plinkett to work with.

Will

I would vote for reviewing Twilight, 300, Spidey 3, or perhaps Matrix Revolutions.

http://www.facebook.com/tmdarby Ted Darby

We need a Plinkett review of the Michael Bay cluster fuck known as Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. You know, the one with the magic sock.

Tenser Spacy

It’s too late to vote on this shit, you fools. The next Plinkett review has obviously completed her journey down the poop chute, and is pressing hard against the Internet’s muscular sphincter.

Now, we can only pray that it is “Lady in the Water” or “Matrix: Reload-of-shit-ed,” with their endless parade of Magical Negroes, Mary Sue Characters and nonsensical, horseshit plot twists. Amen.

Mojo

I would like him to review individual ST:TNG episodes but I suppose he puts too much work into his reviews to do all that.

Danby

Prometheus!!!

Ian

If they’re doing their typical pattern, this is going to be an obscure movie you’ve never heard about. Two June’s ago they did Baby’s Day out. Last June it was Cop Dog. Then in the last week of December it will be some big budget movie that we all know about. Personally I like them crapping on the obscure movies a little more. I don’t know why. They’re a little funnier. But their big ones at the end of the year are fantastic as well. And I like Half in the Bag and Gamestation.

Fanboys Are Lonely

Back to back Matrix Reloaded and Matrix Revolutions? I mean Reloaded was bullshit… But Revolutions was rape… Just brutal, unjustifiable rape upon human decency

MailMeAFuckingPizzaRoll

He has a DVD player and a live cat in the coffin with him – Plinkett rules

Thankfully they buried him 2 inches under ground. As soon as he broke the top of the coffin, there was daylight

http://www.starbulletin.com/ S-B Moderator too

So I’m guessing “Cars 2″ because that would be a good mind screw, but also because in a way it’s as much of a fall from grace as the Star Wars prequels. Though I suppose “Kill Bill” might not be a red herring cuz those movies actually did suck.

cole1114

Review the Nostalgia Critic. Just for kicks.

kidgalactus

It’s clearly Kill Bill

asd

IF your plan was to make me check this webzone ever 5 min you succeded you frauds.

the duke

Your John Carter and Prometheus reviews were too soft. Rip apart some bullshit movie that fans try to justify every which way but know deep down they are garbage, take some high-and-mighty Hollywood trash down a peg!

Bon Yack

I’d like to nominate “Black Swan” for a future Plinkett review, as it has that special quality of being a nonsensical mess that lots of pepole mistook for a good movie.

the peaceful shot

goddammit where is the new plinkett/hitb review! if i dont get it im coming to eat all ur pizza rolls

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KU5NYW2GUGXLEYFIX2MZLHZN7U Captain Commander

It’s GI Joe, isn’t it?

ILDC

I want to know exactly why Plinkett keeps using Cop Out (and its director) as a punchline.

Cw

Why is The Accused in there? Haha it’s not fantastic but not bad.

http://www.facebook.com/RichardECowgill Richard Cowgill

I think we can figure out what it won’t be with some accuracy:

It won’t be anything irrelevant unless he’s going strictly for comedic effect, like he did with Baby’s Day Out.

That rules out the Matrix series. As much as the 2nd and then 3rd one proved to be sucky, they are also hugely irrelevant movies now. Forgotten basically.

It won’t be Transformers or Battleship. Yes these movies are big dumb hollywood summer crap, but that’s the expectation. Plinkett tends to deal in bitterness and broken expectations- Star Wars movies, Star Trek movies, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I get the feeling Plinkett’s reaction to Transformers or Battleship would be somewhere between “don’t care” and “who gives a fuck”.

It won’t be one of the Batman movies because a new one is about to come out. It’s too early to do that, however if the next Batman movie turns out to really suck that could be a future contender.

It could be an M Night movie. The guy has it coming, Airbender is the logical target. You wanna talk about bitterness and broken expectations, one could easily talk about M Night’s career on its glidepath downward into a rocky cliffside. How his earlier work showed so much promise (but still many signs) and how Airbender culminates in a freakish kind of special badness.

The real relevant target should be Prometheus, but it’s probably too early to get all the footage and legally show it cut up like that. But if you want to deal in movies that are A) currently relevant and B) is full of broken promises Prometheus is the big, relevant, current grand-daddy. Nothing deserves it more right now and no other movie would drive hits to RLM like an evisceration of Prometheus would.

Beyond that I dunno. Maybe its Airbender, maybe he’ll do Prometheus, it’s hard to figure what else it might be.

Guest

They did Prometheus and they don’t share everyone else’s view on how terrible it is.

I think the entire point of this video is that it’s NOT going to be any of the movies he showed.

Airbender is thus still in this game.

Personally it’s probably going to be Kill Bill.
- http://www.facebook.com/RichardECowgill Richard Cowgill
  
  I dunno about Prometheus. They did make a followup video asking questions about the badness of the story. I think the initial review was shock. Mike didn’t know to recommend it or not, they were both still processing it. This doesn’t rule it out.
  
  Again, look at the followup video. They start to dive into why the movie doesn’t work, but he only scratched the surface of how bad it is.
  
  I don’t see how Kill Bill is possible. It’s not a quantifiably bad movie nor does it break expectations like Star Wars/TNG movies or KotCS. Reviewing Kill Bill would be a departure for Plinkett that is unprecedented.
  - Guest
    
    The follow up video exists purely because of fan backlash at their indecisive review.
    
    And Kill Bill 2 *is* a quantifiably bad movie that ruined expectations after Kill Bill 1. Holy shit what a boring piece of garbage.

http://profile.yahoo.com/E32UQPWSWX35MFMSMCQSKZAUCU SeanM

God, so many bad movies. I’d suggest one of the Matrix sequels.
What about Catwoman? or Waterworld?

Claus

RLM is on a roll that is seemingly endless. More!! Of everything!

doug lewellen

can you review kevin smiths review show?

ILDC

His “film discussion” show?

http://www.facebook.com/RichardECowgill Richard Cowgill

Just occurred to me this could be for Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Rise of the Plinkett? Could the clue to what they’re doing next be that obvious? =)

cock

review transformers 2, that was a real piece of shit!

psychotron

That scene was from Kill Bill so is it just me that thinks he’s going to review that?

g-town

So, wait… doesn’t this mean he’s doing the Kill Bill series next?
Either that or Quigley.

asd

Where is it, no hitb nor plinket review, im going crazy here

silly sausage

doesn’t matter what plinkett reviews… Plinkett’ll get a rise out of me! i think?

RTF1138

He should be dead by now, destroy what’s left

tysonatthemovies1984

Finally, the return of the “real” Plinkett voice. Very funny video. I can’t wait!

mark

come on with the new review already goddamnit! can’t wait and i need my sleep! if you wait too long i’ll fall asleep behind the wheel and possibly kill other drivers in the process, possibly whole families. You want to be responsible for that?

Leo Ladenson

Kill Bill. This is gonna be great.

http://www.facebook.com/ekmyers Erik Kristopher Myers

Considering that the trailer
has “Rise” in the title, and there’s a quick (and strangely
commentary-free) flash of BATMAN BEGINS DVD, I’m wondering if he’s going
to take Nolan to task. When they did a (similar) teaser trailer hinting
that INDIANA JONES IV was up next, there was a comment about how “THE
DARK KNIGHT RISES trailer looks fucking terrible.”

Ryan

I’d be kind of disappointed in them if they took on Nolan. I’m by no means a Nolan fanboy, he’s not even one of my favorite directors, but his Batman movies are pretty solid. There are flaws there, but every film has it’s flaws. To even say that those movies were treading the same water as the SW Prequels, Indy 4, or some of the Star Trek bombs would be downright ridiculous. I think they mentioned Begins in the same way they did the first LOTR movie, because a lot of people may have suggested it.

I’d rather see them dissect the Burton/Schumacher Batman movies, to be honest. The first two Burton ones aren’t horrible, but they are flawed enough to be taken apart. The Schumacher movies speak for themselves.

http://www.facebook.com/endeyequote Paul Gales

I hope its either Star Trek V or Avengers. Though i think they need to wait for home video release of Avengers so they can have the footage.

Spaldy

It has to be the Matrix sequels, please!

badassman

Give us what we want you Fucks!!

XxSWFan92

Batman And Robin would be my vote.

http://www.facebook.com/jenny.rainbolt Jenny Spike Rainbolt

Spider-Man 3. Timely, and all that.

http://www.facebook.com/Elrando.the.Wonderhorse Matthew Gardner

So he’s doing Kill Bill then?

jacob camacho

I saw this once in a movie it was called cars 2

http://www.facebook.com/eric.mcnaughton1 Eric McNaughton

Call me crazy, bu I’d love to hear what Plinkett would have to say about Lord of the Rings. Just because the movie is good doesn’t mean it can’t be funny.

http://www.facebook.com/baldedp Ed Baldwin

Would love to see a review on Serenity. But Matrix would be cool.

http://twitter.com/El_Mufro Chris McFarlane

This got me excited Although I think I actually just prefer the HITB episodes to the Plinkett reviews (Yeah I said it!)

Richard

wooohoo!

Jack

Hope it’s not Rise of the Silver Surfer

ILDC

You mean Rise of the Cobra Surfer.

Trey

Ya really need to bury him deeper if ya want to keep him down there…

Ben Serwa

Hmm. Rise of the Plinkett? Could he be doing Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer? Or maybe Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines? Or maybe GI Joe: The Rise of COBRA?!

Aressar

I really hope it’s not gonna be Kill Bill. Though I find that enjoyable to watch, it’s way to easy to bash.

Aaron

These guys are brilliant! They created a whole new genre. Films about how shitty most films are, and how they got that way…..

Run with this concept and never look back!!!

http://www.facebook.com/Director91 Michael Brawley

Why is Batman Begins- oh…

Aaron

Please review EVERY Kevin Smith Movie ever made!!!!

Like Wise

Here’s a thought. Do exactly what you want and let the pieces of audience fall where they may. – Oh, and the editing in this bit is superb.

Da La Fen

Do they make money through this stuff and about how much now? Like on youtube you just divide the number of total views by 1000 and thats the dollar amount the channel made. So what about these exceptional individuals?

Plonkette

Prometheus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matrim

“Oh no, Promutheus!”

Mick Travis

I’m an amateur screenwriter and RLM fan since the Phantom Menace review. When I got one of the HiTB beer bottles via the auction, I told them if there was one movie I’d want them to review would be Hal Ashby’s HAROLD AND MAUDE, especially since it recently got released on Criterion. I didn’t they would take it seriously and I don’t think they did…despite Harold’s love of funerals. Ah, whatever. I will watch ANYTHING reviewed by Plinkett…particularly HOWARD THE DUCK because it….oh….ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Rick Berman

what is it with Ricks?

mark

just give us a new review already!

please…

thousandlegger

have you seen “Diary of a Mad Black Woman?” because it is the worst thing since the veitnam war. i know you probably wont read this comment, let alone actually make plinkett watch it. why am i even typing right now? oh yeah, cuz i’m hungover…aka…still drunk.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=507227604 Lefty Gullet

pretty sure/really hoping its gonna be batman. batman would be mad cool.

http://twitter.com/GhostOfSide3 Cody Billings

I love Spider-Man. SPider-Man 3 was such a train wreck.
Wouldn’t mind seeing that review made.

Gollum

Stop wasting my precious time and post the review, please.

SoccerDog

…. I said STOP wasting my time. Stop it!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=598943179 Ross Carruthers

310 to Yuma, pretty cool movie except for the plot holes….

Christpuncher

The Happening by M Night Shamwow, awesomely awful beyond words

Black Forest

I posted this elsewhere, but I think Prometheus would be an excellent candidate for a Plinkett Review. Critics have been bizarrely kind, but the film suffers from a billion excruciating story problems.

I AM NOT YUR MATHER

BABIES DON’T GO NOWHERE NEAR PIPES

Steve

Independence Day for Independence Day!

Leo Ladenson

Rise of the Silver Surfing Cobra Cop Dog.

SoccerDog

GI Joe 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer
- Matrim
  
  Jesus Christ people, it’s not that hard! Rise of the COBRA Surfer

planetpeck

Bad Boys 2

Tyler

That and no one gives a fuck about half in the bag. We want plinkett. Stop trying to bury plinkett and give the fans what they want. No one cares about two guys sitting at a table doing nothing funny. Then again maybe that’s just me.

asshole

It’s just you, asshole.
Buttnugget

Yup it’s just you, Half in the Bag kicks ass, go home

http://www.facebook.com/brian.watson.921 Brian Watson

Matrix Reloaded please!

Rowsdower

There are a number of big, over-hyped blunders, and small hamster vomit films that’s existence blows the mind.

Though instead of just shooting out which one I’d prefer to see in a Plinkett review, I’d much rather throw my support behind the man & crew picking whichever piece they personally are most interested in and thus can get the most passionate about.

I think that’s a huge part of what makes the Star Trek & Star Wars reviews work so well. With Star Trek especially, there was ample display of very, very intimate knowledge of all things Star Trek that could’ve only come from a fan that really adored a lot of the Trek universe.

To paint a bad metaphor. Anybody could remark about how sad a figure Mel GIbson now, but the person with all the best material is probably his ex-wife, who personally witnessed him shitting the bed & fucking the cat.

In conclusion, you guys should all marry Mel Gibson to prepare for the next Plinkett review.

UknowWhat2Do

Matrix Movies…Good Idea. Twilight movies…I would never stop laughing.

Rich Evans Jr. III

Please review Matrix Reloaded & Revolutions. Those movies are endlessly disappointing since … well probably The Phantom Menace *Trinity … Please die already!!!*

Aaron

The day after tomorrow….

Plinket Follower

So…. it’s been more than a week now… I keep coming to this webzone…. refresh it all the time… don´t go to work nomore… drink vodka for breakfast…. WILL YOU ASSHOLES RELEASE THIS FUCKING REVIEW SO I CAN GET BACK TO MY NORMAL LIFE???

Yourreviewsaregreat

Greeat…a new plinkett advert….only 365 days until the actual fucking review!

john

matrix reloaded for plinkett review.

Kyle

I will say that I’ve rewatched the Plinkett reviews more than most other review videos of its kind. They are both hilarious and informative. I can’t help coming back.

tommy wiseau

oh hai, Plinkett!

tommy wiseau

i theenk peepol shood rillaiz. you can play futbol, in tuxedos, you can play futbol 3 feet aparrt. and the idea. is. to have fun. so. i recommend. to. anyone. to try it.

tommy wiseau

oh hai, plinkett!

misterclock

personally, the Plinkett reviews has made me a better movie viewer. Your Plinkett reviews should be required viewing in any Film Criticism 101 class.
on a different topic, I’ve read somewhere that some movie studio plans on making a PG-13 reboot of Starship Troopers. I was wondering if you can do a either a Plinkett or Half…Bag review on your feelings about this ideal. thank you for your patience and consideration.

Psyphon

More Plinkett reviews! More, dammit! He shall not be overcome. He has too many movies to review, before he passes on from this mortal coil. We, your loyal minions, await patiently your next offering.

justaguyDP

Prometheus!

http://www.facebook.com/JohnWSchnell John Schnell

How the fuck is a cat in there?

concernedcitizen

Well the Plinkett Reviews are in fact what makes RedLetterMedia going.
Without them NO one, and I actaually mean ABSOLUTELY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fucking Person would even care about redlettermedia.

So I guess since without them no one would visit the site and you wouldnt get money through ads, you shoul fucking give us Plinkett Reviews!
2 in a year shouldn’t be too much!

Go Plinkett! Get out of your grave and kick the ass of all the other rlm guys.
Or you and them will end up living under a bridge in a paper box!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1143204892 Joshua D Stephens

I think Mr Plinkett should review the Star Wars Animated Ewok and Droid vinuettes released in the 90′s.

aaron

nose bleeds now… head throbbing …. eyes rolling back into skull.

conorh89

review the the Dark Knight!!!!

John G.

That was great. I love Kill Bill

Igor Morais

Matrix! Please man!

joe

How about 1991′s Living Large? Great flic.

http://twitter.com/ThusSpokeFozzy Benjamin Foster

What is the whistle song that is playing in the background? It’s really bugging me!

http://twitter.com/screwbacca556 Screwie

The Last Airbender

Guest

I think it’s funny how Plinkett’s voice has evolved over time. It used to be very monotone and low, almost all the time, but now he mutters and screams and generally has a more lively voice.

Jared

I think the Matrix sequels would be too damn easy… it wouldn’t even be fun.

IIIIIIII

So…

Xait

Fuck. Yes. I’ve been waiting for this.

BobbyScars

What they really need to do is….
not listen to any of us.
I doubt they needed the input of us to write and make any of the movie reviews they have made and I am sure that our input is not needed to make another great review. So just shut up, be patient, and watch the other ones while you wait for the next awesome review to come out. Or you can constantly complain and bitch and whine like little girls and do nothing but piss them off to where they don’t ever want to make another one. And if that happens, those of us who were patient, will go to your houses and go all Plinkett on your ASSES!!!

DABS

This is nice and all, but…

WHERE IS THE EPISODE 3 REVIEW?

tech_pilgrim

I for one would like Plinkett to review a movie he likes, like he did with the newest Star Trek movie. I thought it was refreshing to hear that review. He liked it, commented on it’s strenghts and weaknesses, and gave it a good review. I mean, I admit it’s great to hear him tear apart Star Wars prequels and Indiana Jones IV, but the positive review of star trek was a good change of pace.

Whargoul

Looky here,Plinkett, this is a can of Mace. Now, you’re going underground tonight, and that’s all there is to it. But, when I bury you, I was gonna bury you with this copy of Love Guru, and Meet the Spartans.

Look! I can make references….