Rich Evans Reacts to the Star Wars: The Force Awakens Teaser

December 1, 20141,531 Comments

Rich Evans reacts to the new Star Wars trailer


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  • Som

    I dunno what I’m looking forward to more… the film or their review of it

  • Like Icare

    Prequels didn’t fail.
    They made 8.6, 5.6 and 7.5 times their budget worldwide.
    That’s just the movies.

    They didn’t fail. They SUCKED.

    And as Plinkett has demonstrated, it ain’t the story. At least not ONLY the story.
    It’s the entire clusterfuck of a retarded (in so many ways) production.

  • Brian Levine

    Reminds me of the Twisted Mego Theater episode where a former stormtrooper at the New Jedi Acadamy Shop class decides he can be a badass by inventing a triple bladed lightsaber, and then immediately cuts his own arm off with it.

  • RedLetterRich

    The answer? Roses.

  • Alex Lee

    Rich Evans jacking off to the teaser makes it the classiest reaction video. Have you seen all the weirdos that unironically got super-excited?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I guess the inquiry of the guy who’s comment got deleted wasn’t so inappropriate after all.

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    I’m pretty sure this is parody of all those videos.

  • Like Icare

    Disney’s Star Wars will be the BEST uninventive, middle of the road, same old, careful and safe Star Wars money can buy.
    And EVERYONE and their retarded cousin will fucking LOVE it.

    Remember Pirates of the Caribbean?
    Remember this character?
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d2/OriginalSparrow.jpg
    Why, it’s the original Jack Sparrow everyone loves. Just as he was meant to be, by Disney decree.

    What wasn’t based on an aging theme park ride, was ripped out of a FAR
    superior book (though not the best Tim Powers book) that they ended up very loosely basing the fourth movie
    on.

    Which sucked, as they have already used up magic and zombies and pirates and all the really cool alternate history elements that Tim Powers just loves to weave into his stories – on the first movie.
    Ergo, filler mermaids, Penelope Cruz and a bunch of WTF nonsense as the whole fountain of youth part is rather unfilmable.

  • Charon

    Meanwhile, on YouTube, the SW Ep 7 trailer led me to this cinematic gem…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5hOm8_3mJA

  • Mr.Fister

    well he opened a tauntaun and “I thought they smelled bad…on the outside.”

  • Like Icare

    The fact that there were no protests or crowds shouting “Hands up! Don’t shoot!” when a Rodian gets executed in the middle of a day just shows how racist Americans on all sides of the racial divide really are.

    http://fierydragon.com/dragonsbreath/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/han-solo-greedo.jpg

  • Like Icare

    It’s gonna be Groot.

  • Like Icare

    Is amchair a part of a set with a chable or are they separate pieces of funiture?

  • Like Icare

    She’s an Upton girl. She’s been living in her Upton world. I bet she never had a backstreet guy, I bet her mama never told her why.

  • Zarathustrian

    I love the sith shot when he pops out the lightsaber,
    and Rich goes: Hoh…..awwww

    I’ve watched it ten times now and it cracks me up every time.

  • Like Icare

    Almost there…

  • DiscipleOf TheWatch

    Haha yeah, I have a long history of getting things deleted by moderators. Must be my unique sense of humour being mistaken for disrespect. Oh well, I guess some questions taint never gonna be answered.

  • Like Icare

    His cells have the highest concentration of midi-chlorians I have seen
    in a life-form. It was possible he was concieved by the midi-chlorians.

  • Stardog Champion

    Almost all gamgaming journalist gave it a score of 10/10.

  • Mark Bisone

    In that case, meet the Internet’s Final Boss:

  • HNSZ

    Yes, it gave me several simultaneous brain aneurysms from sheer anger.

  • Like Icare

    Interesting.

    I didn’t realize I was being tortured until about 20 minutes into that video.

  • Like Icare

    It’s dance. Like pottery.

  • Like Icare

    Except he got around the bullying by sucking off possible bullies.

    True story. A goblin told it to me.

  • Like Icare

    Jar Jar never unboxed his Mystery BoxTM. Is that a metaphor?

    Instead, he made it into a personal religious totem. Which he then marketed to idiots.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHI7U8HwtZM
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47RhAhdAmZU

  • Robby

    GIFS WILL BE MADE ONCE I GET HOME.

  • TapewormBike

    One thing is for sure, the original trilogy already got fucked from behind, now they’re gonna flip it over and make it watch. Even if the movies are decent (my prediction), just the fact that there was an obvious rebels vs. stormtroopers action, devalues somewhat the ultra simple and satisfying ending of Return of the Jedi. I know, I know, it won’t make the originals dissapear, but come on. Get your damn gritty fast-paced “realism” out of my space fairy tale, Jick Jack!

  • TapewormBike

    And all shall be good.

  • Robby

    Are any other movies coming out in 2015 except Avengers 2 and Star Wars 7?

  • Robby

    Bless you, my child.

  • TapewormBike

    What’s wrong with their faaaaaces?

  • TapewormBike

    Except the new Tarantino (you know, the leaked one), the look at the releases is honestly one of the most depressing things ever. So many fucking remakes, sequels that nobody asked for and franchises that should not be made into movies.

  • Like Icare
  • Mark Bisone
  • Ragged Gypsy

    That goblin was Harvey Levin. TMZ is fucking everywhere, man.

  • Lori Cerny

    Where is the cameraman sitting from 4:00 – 5:25 ?

  • TapewormBike

    What I really want to see is Leia trying to rekindle the flame with Han, by puting the slave bikini on. Wait, what did I just say?

  • HNSZ

    JAbrams is a genuine fan. I think he’s going to do everything right that GLucas has done wrong. Which would make it into an awesome movie. But he’ll forget to check his own regular shenanigans.

  • Palpatine

    Jurassic World. Which is yet another sequel/reboot/rehash/cash grab.

  • HNSZ

    Step Up 7

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I’m calling it now; Daisy Ridley is going to end up in Ziro the Hutt’s harem.

  • TapewormBike

    It’s not really Abrams that worries me, rather the approach the studio might take. I fully expect to enjoy the movie once, but not to return to it many times, because it will just run through some sort of checklist of “nerd coolness”.

  • Like Icare

    Technically he was not mocking but taunting the neckbeard man-child demographics.

  • Ragged Gypsy

    I picture the Carrie Fisher of today in the slave bikini and I just want to vomit forever and cry while massaging the original VHS release of Return of the Jedi.

  • TapewormBike

    Hooooly shit, fuck yeaaaah, oooooh, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • Like Icare

    Avengers 2? You mean Iron Man 5?

  • Ragged Gypsy

    Untitled Wayans Brothers period drama.

  • TapewormBike

    Are you guys talking about the new James Spader movie?

  • Robby

    So the movie’s called The Force Awakens, and of course you thought the obvious thing, right? That if you rearrange the letters, you just might be able to predict what this movie is gonna be:

    SEAWANK, which is Indonesian for “I like to eat a him.”

  • Yezzir!

    Get your fingers out of my ass-wallet!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    The only one that hasn’t aged that much is Matt LeBlanc, and HE is the one with the grey hair. The others look like plastic surgery nightmares. :-/

  • Robby

    What’s a James Spader and how do I acquire one?

  • TapewormBike

    My usual answer applies here: prostitution.

  • Sam

    taunt 1 (tônt)tr.v. taunt·ed, taunt·ing, taunts
    1. To reproach in a mocking, insulting, or contemptuous manner.

  • Robby

    As opposed to plastic surgery wet dreams?

  • Like Icare

    James Spider has retired to Scotland where he works on separating it from the rest of the planet. With a shovel.

    http://leschroniquesducanapeintergalactique.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/dr-no-james-bond-sean-connery-tarantula.png

  • Like Icare

    I thought it was American for what sailors do when alone in a boat?

  • Robby

    My follow-up question was going to be about how babies are made, but I think you also answered that.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    there’s some rare cases where plastic surgery goes well, specially when “retouching” the face. Most of the time it ends up looking bad… and then there’s what those doctors did to Courtney Cox.

  • Robby

    You’re interpreting it too literally. The Indonesian language is stylistically designed to be this way.

  • Like Icare

    Clearly, you’re not a golfer.

  • Like Icare

    Too dense for my taste.

  • Robby

    It’s sad. She was dorbs.

  • My ex wife

    It was just as if everybody had swelled.

  • Like Icare

    Why stop at massaging the VHS?

  • TapewormBike

    Very Hard Schlong

  • Sully

    They failed at meeting fan expectations. I should’ve clarified. That being said, and something I’ve mentioned before I’m sure, post-original trilogy any subsequent Star Wars film is/was doomed to fail at meeting those expectations.
    They’re not movies anymore. They’ve ascended into something more, and have been assimilated by cultures around the world.
    I mean seriously… what Star Wars sequel/prequel could ever meet those standards?

  • Like Icare

    If they had any balls, they could include a scene with young body doubles.

    It’s the future past (of space).
    And nobody thought of merging the mind probe and hologram projectors into a sex-pod or fuck-o-deck? Really?
    Or just transplanting their brains into clones?

    Oh… right… their females still die during childbirth.
    Guess they don’t have socialized healthcare and they suck at medicine.

    Sex-pods are still feasible. Wookies had them. On TV. For kids.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_CRTow8hFvM#t=134

    Happy life day!

  • Ragged Gypsy

    I feel funny in new places.

  • Sully

    She’s got a little too much titty for that top…

  • My ex wife

    Great ideas, keep them coming.

  • Like Icare

    The waves. Slamming on the beach. Exploding in white foam.

  • TapewormBike

    No such thing.

  • Like Icare

    Say what you want about Jabba the Hutt, but he knew what he liked and wasn’t afraid of showing it.

  • Sully

    Mad Max: Fury Road, Ant-Man, and the latest Terminator fail.

    Mad Max is my gold medal vote for the gotta see in 2015 awards.

  • Pop Rivets

    After that day, we never saw Rich Evans again, all we know is that wherever he is, he’s in pain…

  • Speaking of Mad Max, isn’t that trailer mind-blowingly great? It’s what the Star Wars teaser should’ve been.
    Well, we’ll see how the trailers will compare to the actual products.

  • -Mike’s gathering footage of people overreacting to the trailer for the Plinkett teaser video
    -Rich walks in and sees some.
    “Heh, hey Mike, wouldn’t it be funny if one of these guys went absolutely ballistic while watching the teaser and tore their room apart?”
    -Mike slowly turns his chair towards Rich, looks him right in the eyes, and smirks.
    “…Aw fuck…”

  • My ex wife

    I’m ahead of the curve, I haven’t left the house since 2005.

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    I’d recommend it. Although the starts to get a little full of itself and disappear up it’s own ass near the end. The gameplay is 10/10 though and the 4th one is breathtaking to look at.

  • My ex wife

    Always.

  • NotRickBerman

    It may have gone too far in places

  • Sully

    Unfortunately the originals did disappear. When’s the last time you saw a version of A New Hope or Empire that didn’t have some stupid add-ons shoved into them? They’re all Special Editions now.

    There’s a reason why “Special” is a code word for retarded.

  • maggit

    Spacecop is ruined forever!

  • Sully

    It’s just a little chafing. He’ll be fine.

  • Now I Get It

    Qoot.

  • Now I Get It

    *Stars Wars Episode IX: The Force Goes Back to Sleep, Even Though It Has To Pee A Little, But It’s Too Cold To Get Out From Under the Covers, So, It Hopes Someone Else Gets Up And Turns On The Thermostat Pretty Soon

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I doubt it. Rich Evans is a professional. He’s been doing his own stunts since forever.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Rene Zellweger.

    That’s not the same person. It’s a prettier old lady pretending to be Zellweger and getting away with it.

    Somewhere, probably a shack in Kentucky, the real Bridget Jones is lotioning up to avoid the hose.

  • Paulus Cañamonjas

    You have to admit, some of the fanboy reaction videos are pretty funny, in a non ironical way. This man is happy right now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFKDbIyqOjg

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    “Hi, I’m Rich Evans.”

    I knew it was a put-on from the first moment. He knows we know he knows he doesn’t have to introduce himself.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I don’t have to. A whole year of these fyucking dweebs is really gonna put me in a really pissed-off mood.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Pure instince!

  • Steve

    This is so fucking hot. I didn’t know wookies were into black chicks

  • Paulus Cañamonjas

    Oh, things are gonna calm down until official trailer. December 2015 it’s going to be horrible though.

  • Steve

    The scene with the fire tornado sort of put me off. But I’m guessing that was some shitty trailer-editor guy’s decision. I just imagine him combing through the movie – “talking, more talking, practical stunts, character moments, more practical effects. WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL THE VIDEO GAME BULLSHIT? How am I ever going to make this trailer look like every other fucking trailer in the world? Well, I guess there’s this one scene with a CG field of napalm.”

    But the other shit with all the real stunts and people getting shot the fuck up looked great.

  • Alex Lee

    I know. It’s that ironic enjoyment that elevates the material.

  • Alex Lee

    Ugh, I hate how regular people whip the camera when they really want to pan it.

  • Like Icare

    From what I hear, Knights of the Old Republic did.

    Also, various other incarnations of games were hailed as pretty fucking good – from those where you were a Jedi Knight to those where you were an X-Wing or a Tie-Fighter pilot.

    What you never were though was Darth Vader of Luke or Han or Leia or…It’s almost as if by separating the new from the old, the franchise got a new lease on life.

    You know…
    The way Star Trek had 4 TV series, each far longer than the original series run, DESPITE the latest big screen adaptation being rather successful Star Trek IV and Star Trek V bombing before the TNG took off.

    Neither the success NOR failure of the old continuity harmed the new shows – because they were NEW.
    That’s how you beat Capone… ur… I mean THAT’S pod racing… urr…

    Not dwelling on the old. Creating something new and giving it room to grow.
    Also, while you’re at it, get some actual creative talent to make it good.

    Disney sequels are actually a step in the right direction.
    But ultimately, they WILL lead to the death of the franchise.
    Or an attempt at a reboot, as is the custom these days, when the crew ages out.

    Because it’s Disney.
    It is in Disney’s nature to be self-censoring.
    Anakin killing little kids? Nuh-huh. Not on Mickey’s watch.
    http://hottytoddy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/mickey-mouse-watch.jpg
    Get it? I just did a thing.

    Same goes for Luke’s hand and that entire scene in Empire.
    There is a limited set of things a franchise CAN do and a limited set of ways it can expand – i.e. live, if that franchise is a Disney franchise.
    Growing UP is not among them.
    Again, as I mentioned earlier here somewhere, Pirates of the Caribbean.
    THAT is one path for Star Wars.

    The other one is that of Avengers.
    Safe, middle of the road, summer blockbusters.
    Now, with side-projects, riding the coat tails of the big franchise.
    Again, there are good things there (Guardians of the Galaxy, Agents of Shield) but most of it is just filler between good and bad Robert Downey Jr. movies.

    Note how it is eerily reminiscent on how POTC movies were revolving around a single cool character as well.

    IF Disney branches out SW into TV (or whatever) series, but separate from the movie continuity, they might create something that could meet and surpass the originals.

    Quantity has a quality of its own. Seasons of story instead of cramming it all into couple of hours.
    After 3 seasons or so, people don’t remember why they didn’t like the particular episode – but they do remember the parts they liked.
    It’s a fallacy of human memory.
    After a while ALL of it is good if not great. But some of it genuinely IS good or great.

    And it would NOT be a copy of the old but its own thing.
    Star Wars gets its own “Kirk or Picard?” – it will have made… succeededed… done the thing.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    It was all ok, until you see he also gets excited from the Jurassic World teaser. I’ve seen videos of women crying and hyperventilating over the Hunger Games trailer. Fucking youtube people.

  • fred

    betta not be chas’n ‘im like a runaway slave!

  • Earth

    A Quick Cut of the 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Yeah, that was odd. Was the empire particular about skin color when it came to slaves?

    We do know Jabba didn’t care.

  • Like Icare

    They are wookies. They are into every kind of chick out there. They ARE patterned after dogs after all.
    http://www.thatshouldbemine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Chewbacca-Dog-Chewbacca-Dog.jpg

    They’d do it all. For a wookie.

  • Paulus Cañamonjas

    Yeah, I’ve realised that just now. Fork in the brain for me.

  • Like Icare

    That looks like genuine excitement.

    I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing a few excitements in my time.

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?
  • Like Icare

    What do you mean “you people”?
    http://i.imgur.com/eNS3AZl.gif

  • Like Icare

    The Schwanz is strong with this one.

  • Like Icare
  • Steve

    Judging by the way Star Trek was handled, here’s how it’s going to go down. All the XWing/Storm Trooper shit will be resolved in the first ten minutes. The Falcon will get blown up, because it was only there to lure the stupid fans into the theatre. Harrison Ford makes a 30 second cameo, but it’s mostly him napping on-screen. Then he dies, too.

    Now, there’s no Damon Lindelof to turn the script into Lost/Prometheus, so I expect the story to be pretty straight forward. Our heroes will start on Tatooine because it’s in the trailer and because everyone knows about it (like Tribbles). Also, it has the added benefit of not being destroyed or being Hoth. Some big, ridiculous, drawn-out fight scene will force the heroes to come together, and they’ll flee Tatooine in some junk heap space ship (which is poetry) because at this point the audience is tired of all the stupid talking and character building. The new planet will look like Pandora and be 103% CG.

    Halfway through the movie, Luke and Leia will show up on a holoscreen (because all the filming was done at their homes) and give some stupid expository dialogue where they say “Darth [fuckwad] is the greatest enemy the Force has ever known”. The bad Sith guy will remove his mask exactly one time in the whole movie and he will have some deformed monster mash face so that we all know he is the bad guy. There will be exactly one joke that makes fun of the prequel movies/George Lucas (my guess is midichlorians).

    The black storm trooper and the white girl will develop a romantic relationship and kiss/buttfuck at some point because Abrams is into that. Blah blah blah, more talking, more “discovering yourself”. Then comes the big, long, protracted and unnecessary fight scene with explosions and special effects. It’s not going to be Man of Steel, but it’ll be as bad as Revenge of the Sith’s Anakin and Obi Wan fight.

    The bad guy will die. But just as the end credits are about to roll, we see a dark shadowy figure appear. He sounds suspiciously like James Earl Olmos.

    TL;DR:

    Abrams will avoid everything in the prequels and actively mock them. He will use every trick that he used in Star Trek: The Star Trek. Everyone will like the movie. It will make a shitzillion dollars. Darth Vader comes back because fuck you.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    “Because fuck you.”

    The modern film-maker’s motto.

  • Like Icare

    That sounds eerily like the future I’ve foreseen through the magical powers of my recent aneurism.

  • Sully

    I get what you’re saying. A spinoff idea could definitely work, but it’s too brave an idea for filmmakers to make, especially these days.
    There are very very few risk takers left in Hollywood, and fewer still with the monetary resources to do something in the scale of a project like Star Wars.

    Pirates of the Caribbean, I thought, was a fine franchise (the first 3 at least). Each could’ve stood to have its runtime trimmed, but fine all the same. It’s hard to find a pirate-themed film that isn’t BotW material, so to have a decent pirate myth was a welcome change to the Matrix clones that were coming out at the time.

    If I were doing a Star Wars movie, and this is me talking, I’d take the franchise back in time, pre-Yoda, pre-prequels era, and have it deal with the original rise and fall of the Sith. I’d show the force in a way we haven’t seen in the films as well. There’s an entire galaxy to explore, but, again, it would take a studio with some actual balls to pull it off.

    Personally, I think JJ will do a fine job. People will dump on certain elements (“Nit Picky Bullshit” – Jack), but all in all, it’ll rise miles above the prequels, while falling short of the originals, and that’s all we can hope for in the current Hollywood climate.

  • Postal_Dude

    It’s gonna be great.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Mind you, there’s stuff about the concept of Jurassic World I like (park open and a success for years), but the trailer was underwhelming: The teal tint to everything (thanks, Michael Bay’s DP), the excess of CGI (did the gate really needed to be CGI?), kids again, the confirmation about the trained raptors (even if word has it that they will turn against humans), etc.

  • whip

    It made me sad, seeing him jump the bandwagon of “OMG LAME STUPID SABER DESIGN HURT YOURSELF FUCKING STUPID” brigade. Oh his response is much more understated, but no doubt that is exactly which side he falls on.

    Sad. Everyone who hates this saber is dead a little inside.

  • Sully
  • DisqusHound
  • whip

    God, so much psychoanalysis from a position of ignorance. Honestly, you just want to spout off opinions that you think are facts.

    First off, that is clear from your very position, that he somehow didn’t think if the saber was a good idea, and forced it through. When it’s an existing saber style, in the Star Wars lore already. He didn’t invent it. He didn’t dream it up to be cool, or cash in on Game of Thrones imagery.

    Your whole premise is based on incorrect data, assumptions and ignorance. The very idea you are driving home is that somehow this was entirely from his mind, and he’s determined to drive it home, without thought, no matter how stupid it is. When it’s from the actual Star Wars lore. And you NO evidence that JJ thought of it, or is behind it. That’s pure assumption.

    Really fed up with the complaining on the lightsaber, as I said in another thread. It saddens me that this ignorant, armchair analysis and hipster hating is clearly the norm, bog standard position that most people who saw the trailer hold. That really saddens me. A bunch of contrarian, hipster idiots I say. I don’t care if 99% of people hate it, I won’t. Because it’s actually cool looking, and practical.

    I’m objective, I don’t go in looking for reasons to hate. If anyone could, it would be me. I hated Star Trek Into Darkness and went on at length, on these forums, about how awful it was. I had zero faith in JJ to do this movie well. I went into this completely cynical, pessimistic and with great trepidation.

    And yet, the trailer actually gave me the slightest sliver of a hope it could be a good movie. Shocker. I went in prepared to hate, expecting to hate.. and I came out with a mildly positive opinion.

    I think you guys went in prepared to hate, wanting to hate.. and came out hating. Unable to be objective or appreciate it. In fact, I think most people online don’t appreciate ANYTHING. Except their fucking massively ignorant, opinionated thought processes and ideals.

  • Dolfanar

    From my point of view it is the Christians who are evil!

  • Guest
  • Sully

    Knowing the Wayans Bros. it’ll be a movie centered around menstruation.

    Logline: “It’s a bloody good time.”

  • Bacchus

    I’ll be annoyed if the movie is good as that would deprive us of a possible Rlm review and comment goldmine.

  • Sully

    Good or bad, it’ll get a plinkett review. If it’s good, we can look forward to a two hour commentary on what Lucas should’ve done with his prequels, which will be equally entertaining.

  • Steve

    I can’t believe you misspelled “excrement” twice.

  • Phuctifyno

    Thank you.

    I was seriously going to ask someone to do this…. or learn how.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    As show as I saw Revan in the Plinkett video this came to mind

    https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me5y25Ips31qjycwvo1_500.gif

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Your comment is so dense. Every single sentence has so many things going on.

  • phillipkslick

    Not the biggest Star Wars fan, but I’m kind of excited for this, primarily because the main character (from what I’ve read) is Black (like me) and it’s always cool to see someone of your own race on screen as the lead in a big blockbuster when it’s pretty rare. Also, he’s the Moses from Attack the Block so, yay.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Wizard Phoenix

    *Urban market

  • Sully

    First off, the only thing written on JJ Abrams face is, “I have a dick for a nose.”

    Secondly, this is obviously a different style of lightsaber. Different style = different light/sound. If you look at the guard, it’s obvious they aren’t tiny saber blades. They’re flickering like flames. Exhaust ports? This could be the source of the sound change. Who knows? Who cares? The context of the conflict that’s about to ensue interests me a lot more than the look or sound of the weapon being used in said conflict.

  • DanceOfBirther

    Good, good. *Hand clap*

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Hey look a youtube comment on the webzone.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Especially from your friend Lars and his latest movie. All I can to that is FFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKK YYYOOOOOOOUUUUU

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So if you’re part of the Urban Market are you the one who stole Mister Plinkett’s TV?

  • phillipkslick

    No, I did break in his place once, I saw he had a lady tied up and that was some shit I didn’t wanna get involved in.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Ziro’s dead, and it’s canon. Think of another. I need slave girls now. My hard on for my sister isn’t doing it for me anymore-I mean you didn’t hear your emperor say that.

  • Sully

    I’ve heard the main character is a girl (Daisy Ridley?). I guess we’ll see. Either way, a little change up is definitely welcome.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No one but Mike and Jay survive being in Plinkett’s house

  • phillipkslick

    Well, he was kinda busy, I snuck back out.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Snuck black out? Did you black out or are you racist?

  • phillipkslick

    Honestly don’t get that joke. I think you’re trying too hard there.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Man this topic is a little too tight right now. I’ll get deeper into that business later.

  • Palpatine

    That’s fake Plinkett’s house.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Oh shit that’s right. Never mind @phillipkslick:disqus no one but Sheev can survive.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Bigphil2695

    It’s gonna be great.

  • Sully

    Slave girls. At your request, your Imperial Highness.

  • Palpatine

    Tru dat. I was thrown down a mineshaft space well and survived.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I would love to see her change up into a slave outfit.

  • phillipkslick

    Really, well, that’s cool too, I guess it’s supposed to be the girl we riding off on the electric razor.

  • Sully

    That Cowboy Bebop theme tho.

  • Mark Bisone

    Too soon.

  • Bigphil2695

    “Star Wars: The Force Awakens, was the most disappointing thing since…..”

    Coming 2017!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Through the force mynd you

  • *popsicle

  • Sully

    __

  • Sully

    Since what?! Your comment!? Your username?! Your avatar?! WHAT?!

    http://media.giphy.com/media/OOJycWOEgp8FW/giphy.gif

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Excellent, all I need now is Daisy Ridley in one and all of my pleasures would be met. Too bad I need to wait three movies.

  • Like Icare

    I doubt that Jar Jar is capable of creating a coherent movie.
    He doesn’t understand… no… he misunderstands the basics of storytelling.
    He thinks that storytelling is all about hiding stuff from the audience and then revealing it.

    Which ends up being predictable and stupid OR he tries being clever and writes himself into a corner. Or gets his buddies to do it for him.
    Which wouldn’t be a problem, but he and his cohorts all think that THAT is cool and mysterious and shit.

    If the future Star Wars movies are any good it will be due to the meddling of other people – just like with the original trilogy.

    As for spin-offs… IMHO, prequels are cursed.
    It’s not that the audience knows how it all ends – it’s that the author knows it.
    Meaning that no significant changes to make it all new are allowed. Knots WILL be tied off.

    Sure, plugging holes in the canon is cool and all, fans love references, but that is still a death spiral.
    The other problem is, it has nowhere to go once it ends.

    Star Wars has another problem, specific to SW when compared to other franchises.
    It’s a hero’s journey story.
    It follows ONE character. Once he is gone – there is no more story.
    And you can’t just decide “Oh, it’s actually his father’s story, see…” – cause that is NOT a hero’s journey.

    You can MAYBE have ANOTHER hero’s journey… maybe once more. But beyond that it becomes obvious and repetitive. Boring.

    A team on the other hand… you can swap members of the team, kill them off, have different teams, competing, interacting…
    OR… you go with hero’s adventures like Indiana Jones did – but that’s still sticking to the original hero.
    You can’t have Adventures of Superman be about Batman.

    But it can grow into adventures of a team – the way Avengers are supposedly trying to, or the way JLA cartoons continued on Superman and Batman series.

  • Joe Syxpac

    What if it’s only like street lights?

  • Sully

    Yeah, but the “team” idea won’t work in the Star Wars universe. The galaxy that’s been built is so vast it needs continuity to make it seem less… ridiculous.

    The final film (Episode VI: Return of the Jedi) ended, revealing, within the framework of the six movie saga, that the hero’s journey was not Luke’s, but his father’s. Perhaps episodes 4-9 (the beginning of Luke’s journey) had Luke growing up, learning the truth, helping his father (Vader) complete his hero’s journey. Maybe the upcoming films will allow Luke to complete his own, or at least pass the torch to a new hero (his own child/student). That could be interesting.

  • Jason Ross

    Great it is going to be.

  • Jason Ross

    All this image needs is a zombie in a cage and a plate of sizzling bacon and I think I will lose my nut.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    The only one that is allowed forsee things around here is Palpy.

  • Like Icare
  • Wizard Phoenix

    This Suicide Squad movie casting is bothering me. Specifically Will Smith’s son Jaden Pinkett Smith isn’t in it while he is. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!

  • Like Icare

    How about a Gamorrean, an Ewok, a Sith with a ghetto blaster and a portable beer cooler instead?

    http://celebmafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/carrie-fisher-in-golden-bikini-rolling-stone-magazine-summer-1983_7.jpg

  • It’s a Chinese word for dissapointed in the cooking of the duck meat.

  • Crixxxx

    The hell with Jared Leto. This is your next Joker.

  • Robby

    Allow it, bruv.

  • Like Icare

    Umm… Not really.

    Hero’s journey has strict steps and Lucas knowingly wrote it as Luke’s journey.
    Saving his father is a part of it.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monomyth#Atonement_with_the_Father

    Trying to shoehorn Vader’s story as primary later on was yet another mistake as it does not fit into the myth.
    Now, had he given Vader his own myth, making him into an actual Space Jesus who would bring the balance to the Force and THEN showing us his fall in a completely different arc – that might have been a much better saga.

    Had he done 3 movies of Anakin becoming a hero, THEN adding another movie in between episodes 3 and 4 (imagine that surprise announcement in the credits of the third movie with Anakin still not as Vader) and showing him as a tragic figure instead of a whiny brat… again, better saga.

    Think Magneto in the X-men reboot. Then make him feared and hunted by the Jedi. Make it all emperor’s plot if it has to be, but better not.
    Make audience sympathize with him – and then give him revenge. Fuck it – make it another trilogy.

    Except Lucas can’t think outside the box he set for himself.
    I mean… he’d have to change numbers of the movies again and all.

    As for teams – sure it will work.
    Just let go of the god damn Skywalker family drama and make it about Jedi. Something NEW.

    Or make it about smugglers. Or about soldiers.

    Fuck it, make it a West Wing in space and make it about rebuilding of the Republic.
    Make it a mix of all those things.

    Fall of the Empire is a clean slate – there are no rules or constraints to slave to.

    And the franchise is so god damn popular you can literally put anything and everything out there as long as you can do it in a way that makes sense.

    Had Lucas had a story or an idea he REALLY wanted to share with people he could have afforded to sacrifice an entire movie’s budget to put it out there. Be it philosophy, religion, politics, porn…

    $115 million for a movie is 115 episodes of a show at a million each. 86 hours of story instead of 2-3.

    He had nothing to share.

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    Rick Berman you fuck.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Deadshot Jr.

  • Top ten most viewed movie-trailers on Youtube.

    http://i.imgur.com/fAYfg99.jpg

  • Ogrot

    I don’t know anything about no goblins.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Those microphones basically symbolize probosci of the media mosquito that feeds off drama. Drama being the sound waves coming from that woman/mans mouth.

  • RLMkeepitup

    For further evidence that pre-teens rule that website, check the comments section.

  • Palpatine

    Maybe you should ask the great and wise Jaden. He knows all.

  • DanceOfBirther

    Oh, I thought grown men with the heart of a pre-teen ruled youtube comments.

  • This brotha just caught him self the Rich Evans fever. Yes’siree.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifT7H78KOLo

  • It’s a rotten, filthy cesspool of human misery.

  • DanceOfBirther

    Pretty much my reaction, despite being familiar with the comedy stylings of Rich Evans.

  • DanceOfBirther

    Indeed, as someone who get bouts of depression, that’s what it’s like in word form.

  • RLMkeepitup

    It’s a perfect loop!

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    Yo dawg I heard you like reactions.

  • Yea. His first time seing RLM-content. Rich and Mike do exellent slapstick. He looked a little winded at the end. Wonder how many shots they had to take.

  • Dasby

    Thank Goodness for people mocking the ridiculously hyperbolic reaction of the fanboys on the internet. haha.

  • ModernDayMinstrel

    This guy’s most popular video is titled “Eatin Ass, Tossin Salads, Etc!!!”

    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT

  • DanceOfBirther

    Fudgsicle™

  • DanceOfBirther

    Morbid title, yet I am morbidly curious.

  • Dasby

    Flash drive. She’s riding away on a flash drive.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    This is so meta.

  • I dont bother to much with it. It no use. Comments can really drag you down. I can post a question and hopefully get an answer but no person can stand that for too long, Better to stick around here with the normal lionbrains.

  • I have no idea. It’s another brand, a different flavour and what does it mean? I have no idea.

  • Vengeful Eagle
  • Damn you DancOfBirther

  • Robby
  • Sully

    All quality ideas. However…You couldn’t make a quality Star Wars show at 1mil per episode. The Walking Dead, which consist of the easiest fucking makeup in the industry and filming in deserted locales runs at nearly triple that budget. Now add spaceships, aliens, the occasional sizable battle, and you’re looking at some serious monetary shit, and all on a show which would have break its own known parameters (i.e. the studio gamble). That’s a sizable long shot.
    Another issue Star Wars has is trying to appease its demographic (Males between the age of 6-49). Star Wars is pretty unique in this aspect, and it’s due to the gap between original trilogy and the prequels. Kids who grew up loving the original now want a more adult story, something more compelling, deep. Kids want Jar Jar Binks, pod races, and lightsaber battles every 10 script pages.

    Every time someone comes along with the idea of a Star Wars tv show, it gets shot down. Every time. The idea looks great on paper… until it’s time to start making phone calls to rally backing.
    Game of Thrones, which is closer to Star Wars in that sets, costumes, weapons, and makeup effects have to be done from scratch, costs 6mil per episode. A 20 episode season would run at 120mil before marketing is even considered.
    Star Wars is popular, but it isn’t so popular that someone is willing to lose a fortune gambling on it. Even Star Wars has to be considered a sure hit before a exec will bank on it. It doesn’t have to be “good”, it just has to be popular, because popular = $$$. The people paying for movies don’t give a shit about Oscars or Golden Globes anymore, they only care about that bottom line, and so disney will milk this cash cow for the next decade or two with this new trilogy, some new rides at Disney theme parks, and a fuck ton of toys. When the well is dry, they’ll put everything in their little vault until it become nostalgic again. Rinse and repeat.

  • DanceOfBirther

    I haven’t read a youtube discussion in years. I only comment on the channels I subscribe to and only read replies from the video posters themselves.

  • Squeeze gifs till you’re clips is empty

  • Robby

    You should check out some of the comment sections on atheist vs Christian/Muslim/Catholic debates. If you ever need something to make you truly despair at humanity.

  • Robby

    Deez clipz wil nevar b M-T

  • DanceOfBirther

    No thanks, my brain does it quite well on its own.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I will admit I half expected it to be a rehash of the Rich Evans reacts to Robocop sequel, but that was me projecting my own lack of interest on Star Wars. Now, when I saw the card title was off-center, I knew it was going to be something special. That amateur crap can only be intentional, it reminded me of “You can get you’re Dace on!!!!”

  • Robby

    I know those feels. You need to oxygenate your wombspace.

  • That spawned the euphoria fedora MLG movement. I can live with that.

  • Robby

    I kind of forget that those people are out there, until I see reaction videos like that, or when I see political conventions filled with people thinking their guy is going to be the one who turns it all around. Wot m8?

  • DanceOfBirther

    It’s subliminal advertising in a movie that doesn’t allow for overt product placement. Sure, Addams Family may have subverted expectations, but Star Wars? I think not!

    http://vimeo.com/27395103

  • Robby

    Euphoria Fedora would make a great hipster band name.

  • Dasby

    Yeah…The funny thing is you know damn well that these people aren’t actually like that. They just want the mythical inflated view count that comes from acting like over-the-top jackasses rather than real people.

  • That it’s for real? It’s just suppose to be fun.

  • Sully

    I was thinking the same thing. It was like Inception.

  • Sully

    The Evans only needs one.

  • What was I thinking. I was mocking a god. *blasphemy

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Some comments might be fake indignation, but others look genuine. It could all be sarcasm, it’s possible, sometimes it’s hard to tell from just the writing.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    I love you, Rich Evans!

  • It’s a part of the web I seldom tread but it’s pretty darn funny.

    http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/674/194/3a0.png

  • Hank_Henshaw

    The guy got thrown a flight of stairs in the first Plinkett short. The Monkey Man shorts. Gorilla Interrupted. Plenty of HitB episodes and BotW. The man is a born stuntman… and leading man, comedy relief, and mascot. Yes, he’s had back problems, but that’s a occupational hazard.

  • its called bleach

    revan… rich evans? i think rich evans is the sith lord we’ve been looking for

  • Hopefully it’s just trolling. But as you say some feel legit and that’s when it gets out of hand. I’ve seen a few PreRec livefeeds. Jack and Rich get some lionbrain comments. It’s alot of work builing a good community.

  • DanceOfBirther

    You see, I was able decode the Rich Evans Code even before I clicked. His response to RoboCop was indifference, but in Half in the Bag it was revealed he was big fan of the the first two films. There have also been a lot of ridiculous responses from fans (e.g.”I want more” guy). Combing all that with his over the top reactions to mundane things on BotW, I just knew where this was going to go. I still loved every second of it.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Oh my, this is getting positively recursive.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    From what some people were saying earlier, this thing was Jack’s idea? Is that true? If it is (and even if it isn’t), I hope it helps those jackasses that hate on Jack to shut the fuck up.

  • If it spreads the good work of mr Evans I’m for it. But you’re right, it is getting out of hand.

  • Steve

    A Sith….. LORD? We must walk slightly faster in the direction we were already going if we want to prevent everyone we know from being fucking slaughtered.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    The first RoboCop movie A+. The second is bad (Frank Miller!). Never bothered with the third or the remake.

  • I’ve warmed up to him. The livefeeds are alot of fun.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    I must admit, I feel both disturbed and aroused. Take the nesting further!

  • Steve

    Where’s the reaction video to Tyrone Magnus Reacts to Rich Evans Reacts To the Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer?

    Hmm… Someone call Christopher Nolan…. I just wrote the script for Reactception.

  • DanceOfBirther
  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Also, I thought that was the guy who played the storm trooper in the trailer at first… I am a terrible, terrible white person!

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Once you’ve been loved up by Rich Evans, you’re no good to anybody anymore. He’s the demotivator.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    LOL OMG

    Sam Jackson is going to get upset. He is not Lawrence Fishburne!

  • That stair fall must have really hurt. What was it that Mike said in an interview in Redlettermedia archive collection… -I filmed Rich and threw stuff at him? Problably that hack that forced him to roll off the stairs.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    2:57 That awkward moment when Tyrone realizes the whole thing is staged.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    That’s right, fat toad king!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    P-p-p-pics or it d-d-didn’t happen.

    Boobies make me st-st-st-stutter …

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I should react to him …

    KIDDING! I won’t be part of the recursion.

  • There is this classic Rich Evans gif that usually gets gets queued at these moments but I don’t want to go you off the deep end.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    You mean that wasn’t Obama?

  • C’mon sell out! You’ll make millions and you can finally get that greencard. Jump the shark! This Star Wars is huge I tell’s ya.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Hey, hey now, I can tell those two apart! Lawrence Fishburne is 50% less-threate… I mean LIGHTER than Sam Jackson!
    See see? We’re all good right?
    …………………….
    …………………….

    Oh no… back to racism school I guess. ><

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Here’s a question:

    Was this ADR/looped? How come we can’t hear the camera man laughing? In some HitB you can hear the crew behind the camera. I know that’s not very likely, but even when Rich has the Vader mask on, he sounds almost too clear.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    It’s ok. I was just making a reference to an incident where a tv host called SLJ Lawrence Fishburne, and SLJ wasn’t happy at all about it.

  • DanceOfBirther
  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    No one can ‘Oh’ a ‘My’ like George Takei. :>

  • Had to pay for the long title somehow I guess.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    You want to know something sad? First thing I saw from RLM was the Crystal Skull review. Then, I jumped to Half in the Bag. So I got used to Mike and Jay. The first few times I saw Rich Evans (and experienced his laughter), I was like “ugh, this guy is terrible! That laugh…” I’m an idiot.

    I guess you could say I don’t like the things that are different.

  • Steve

    What are you trying to say? That all Storm Troopers look alike? You sound like George Lucas when you say stuff like that.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Obama’s a storm trooper? It all makes sense now!
    Wait…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I modified that lightsaber slightly. I took away the weak points. Those metal guards may be a bit too long, but I feel this makes more sense overall.

  • The only poster I’ve sent in is Hollywood Cop.

  • The Plinkett reviews lured me into RLM too. I’ve tried to get some of my friends to watch BotW but they find the laughter abnoxious. Heathens.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Hey, I tried really hard to tell them apart in episodes II and III. ;_; Like REALLY hard. I’m totally a good person, guys.

  • Steve

    You must spend all day at the Pod Races, you damned racist.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Yeah. Not everyone can understand the meaning behind that sound. It takes some getting used to, some studying, meditation… but once you are prepared, you become a convert and there’s no turning back.

  • DanceOfBirther

    Kidding? Where have I heard that before?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSvxGafCXBI

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Didn’t you make the original “reacting to RLM content” video? You’d be repeating yourself.

  • Sully

    I actually like this design better. (Not my own creation)

    Just shorten those cross-guard ports so that there’s no gap between blade and guard.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Original”?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I’d add it cool effects to make it look more like the film version, but I’m a Photoshop noob [Shoop-noob? Shoob?].

  • Hank_Henshaw

    well, maybe not the original, but the first I saw.

  • Sully

    Me too. I do all my creations using a blend of Preview and iPhoto on my Mac.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Bewbs.

  • Steve

    I hope you don’t mind, Mitchell, but I made a slight alteration to your design which I think we can all agree is superior. It just sorta…. came to me.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Also, wat? I don’t even… The mind: it boggles.

  • Just call me Rugor.

  • DanceOfBirther

    This looks like two things. First, it’s a man with a bandaged head vomiting into the air with his arms stretched out. Second, it looks like a penis with its foreskin spread out and urinating in three directions.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Wait a second, aren’t you a turtle? Do turtles have tits? Turtle Tits?

  • Mike Magnum

    Well that was a cool and calm response.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Sweet. I had a similar idea after I made my image. A lot less risk cutting yourself, protects just as well as a cross guard, and is more compact.

  • Steve

    Of course. Where else would you get turtle milk?

    Oh… oh god…

  • Sully

    I didn’t think it was possible to fail a Rorschach test.

    Pound Sign: Learn something new every day.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I’ve a few, yes. I don’t recommend watching them, though.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I’ll never look at pepper shakers the same way again.

    Or black dildos.

  • Anthony D.

    You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    but you posted them on this webzone!

  • Anthony D.

    Jaden Plinkett Smith*

  • DanceOfBirther

    Sick man, penis, lightsaber, they’re all correct.

  • Steve

    Maybe this one is better? Imagine Darth Maul whipping this bad boy out at the end of the Phantom Menace? Obi Wan would have jumped at the chance to be skewered.

  • Sully

    The original Ralph McQuarrie lightsabers had two striking differences when compared to what actually ended up on film. The first is the way the hilt flared on the end, kind of creating a small guard, and secondly, the saber blades themselves flared at the base.

    Perhaps something like that might’ve appeased the fans more. It’s not as protective as a full cross-guard, but it’s better than a straight rod.

  • Anthony D.

    You mean Sheev?

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Kinda… Don’t ask me how you get at ’em though.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I like this fella hopefully he wasn’t the one who stole Mister Plinkett’s TV

  • Sully

    Now it looks like the key to Mickey’s Playhouse.
    (Construe that how you will)

  • Anthony D.

    I want you to know that I legitimately laughed out loud when I read this. I figured you deserved more than just an upvote for that.

  • Anthony D.
  • Sully

    That lady should really shave her ‘stache.

  • Sully
  • DanceOfBirther

    It’s like when Cosby told people not watch Leonard Part 6.

    *insert Cosby rape joke here*

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgMrpbj2gQ4

  • I’m sure nature meant no harm.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Seen it. Why bother having those metal tubes if they’re just going to get cut through on the top side?

    I just realized how much time I’ve spent discussing this lightsaber design. This is what J.J. Abrams and Disney wanted …

  • Sully

    ::

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Was this back when Luke was thought of as a lizard man?

  • DanceOfBirther

    You really should have taken Robert Stack’s advice.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFxcJp2VQPU

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    How wude~ No one shaves Bessie.

  • Sully

    I thought it was Han that was a lizard; Chewie was a bat yeti, and Luke’s last name was “Starkiller.”

  • Sully

    Dooku’s saber had a half guard. Of course it only protected his index finger, and didn’t really save him during Revenge of the Sith, but it was there.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    A Star Wars question, and a sincere one coming from someone who didn’t grow up on Star Wars.

    Is Star Wars stuck with a formula that can’t be changed?

    I watched a Bond marathon recently, and noticed that recent James Bond films have made changes to their formula – Bond being blonde, M being a woman, Moneypenny being not white, a much more serious tone – and no big deal was made of it. It just was, and the movies weren’t hurt by those changes.

    Why does Star Wars not get the same treatment compared to other franchises? And what parts of the Star Wars formula should not be changed?

  • Anthony D.

    Han was the lizard. Luke was a 50-something-year-old man with the surname “Starkiller.”

  • Anthony D.

    Actually, there was quite an uproar when Daniel Craig was announced as Bond precisely because of his hair color.

  • Sully
  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    I think most Jack hate plays into Jack’s Rodney Dangerfield “I get no respect, I tell ya” (ba dum tssh) persona, in the way people get on Rich for being a man who hates fun. Though I do think videogame nerd arguments are truly terrible, don’t see how they can be avoided, especially with Jack being an indie hipster gamer, and ridiculing the Call of Dutys of the world.

  • mmp

    In my opinion Episode IV is very different from Empire.

  • Steve

    I firmly believe that Star Wars does not have to be stuck in the original trilogy formula. It’s a big fucking universe. I think an interesting story could be told from the perspective of a NON-Jedi/Sith. What does some nobody half-wit a million light years away from the Galactic Senate think of all this Jedi nonsense? I don’t know, because no one ever explored this concept. It could be equally interesting, in my opinion. The problem seems to be that everyone thinks that lightsaber = Star Wars. It does, but only because that’s all that has ever been done. It doesn’t have to be this way.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Oh! I didn’t know that. That seems so odd, though. Why is his hair color such a big deal? Shouldn’t other things be more important?

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    It’s a pathetically vague answer, but I really think it’s the feeling (tone?) and the basic lore of the original trilogy that needs to stay the same. Characterization and scenario should then try to be as original as possible within that framework. Not all of this implausible fanservice-wank-derivation we’ve been getting.
    I also prefer physical effects and for the design aesthetic (e.g. clothing/architecture/etc.) to be as consistent as possible, but I’m not sure those are deal-breakers in quite the same way. I didn’t mind the geisha-queen stuff or sexy paduwan hair-braid for example.

  • Mike Magnum

    I think the Timothy Dalton was a better attempt at being a realistic Bond. I find Daniel Craig to be extremely boring. Without any of the Wit or Charm the character is known for.

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    Fuck them onto a space shuttle then shoot it into the sun, also with lawyers and twitter people.

  • Sully

    Here ya go. Take the concept of Firefly (space cowboys / smugglers / pirates / scavengers), and place them in the Star Wars universe. Make one of the crew members a Gungan. Yeah, that’s right, I said it. A motherfucking Gungan. But he’ll be a cool Gungan. Maybe he drinks to much, maybe he’s just as likely to stab the Captain in the back as he is to help him. He’s the fuckin’ Jayne Cobb of Star Wars.
    Now place these traveling criminals for hire and put them in the middle of some new conflict. Maybe a new enemy arrives from some other galaxy and they’re looking to take over. This causes the remnants of the old Empire and the Rebels to join forces to take on this new threat. Maybe this new enemy uses the “Force” as well, but it’s some extreme form of it (think The Force Unleashed video game); crazy shit like pulling Star Destroyers out of the sky. Shit like that.

    As they say in the industry, “It’s a movie.”

  • Robby

    Because I don’t like things that are different.

  • Wow! Hmm. Bond fans did get upset at many changes. Ex. Most people love Connery but some hated Moore and stopped watching. But the franchise lived on and found a new audiense. But I get what your aming at and it’s a really good question.

    I guess you can’t change the original cast like with Bond. It would be terrible to do so. But in 10 to 20 years who knows.

    SW problably can get a new formula. The SW universe is broad and the younger audience is more custom to animated episodes and games. But this also depends.

    But it’s just not the formula. The first movies ep 4-6 are also made during the beginning of the mainstream scifi movie era and that is a big deal. Good directed movies with a good fitting cast. Action, scifi, entertaining adventure. It was a unique hit. And a three part hit. Look at other movies during that era, especially scifi. It was hard to match the quality and the scale. It left a huge cultural mark.

    I think the right kind of movies have to be made. But I can’t imagine what they are.

  • Sully

    And here’s their ship…
    And their sassy little Astromech Droid.

  • Peon

    At last finally!!! We get to see what we’ve desperately hoped for all these years! It’s Rich Evans truly acting like himself! For once the fans get what they deserve!

  • Bond has looked like Bond for around 50 years. Brittish and sophisticated with wit and a Walther PPK. But it got to a bad place after the last 2 Brosnan movies. New Daniel Craig Bond was brutish, no sophistication and he ran around with a machinegun. He looked like a Polish hitman. And it was a big deal to change his persona.

    Other things became important. Royale was not an over the top unstoppable Brosnan/Moore killing machine. He had emotional traumas, he could easily aswell be an allout alcoholic. The whole secret agent thing was part escapism and he did not value life especially not his own. The character became real. Daniel Craig nailed it for the most part.

    After Connery he’s my favorite Bond.

    http://danielcraigisnotbond.com/sitebuilder/images/craig992-84x99_1_-127×150.jpg

  • Robby

    Yeah I remember the hair color being a thing back then as well. Some Bond fans are purists. Some people on IGN need to get their fucking heads examined. There was an article about a false rumor that Idris Elba was being considered as the next James Bond. People lost their shit that anyone would be cool with James Bond being black.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I don’t need lightsabers, no, but I do like lightsabers being a concept of power in a world where the mind is the ultimate power. Darth Vader force choking a person he disagrees with is far more intimidating than a 5 minute lightsaber battle, and so much easier to get the point across.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Here’s an idea so I can have the internet shut it’s mouth. That lightsaber looks pretty unstable seeing it’s energy is not uniformly composed like with others, either it is some sort of ancient Sith relic or he/she built them self. If one of those is the case what if those things pointing out to the exhaust ports for energy? Not only would that make kinda sense but then there is the added benefit of it protecting you a bit. If those were pointed upward it wouldn’t have any useful added to it nor would it look as cool.

  • Joe Syxpac

    May the Schwartz be with you.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    the GIF is strong with this one.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    EEEEEW!… can i taste it?…..

  • Mike Magnum

    Actually i would be cool with that.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    bill cosby walks into a bar:
    comes out 10 minutes later with is unconscious “Niece.”

  • Thanatos2k

    Probably get them from Ebay with the Patreon money.

  • Thanatos2k

    AW SNAKE!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i would love to see Idris as bond… oh wait, he did it already in this BBC show.

    http://youtu.be/AL4cVsJIuVE

    and Vaughan Rice would kick Bond sorry arse! EVEN IF BOND WAS IDRIS ELBA!!!

  • Thanatos2k

    I love that design of Vader so much.

    You had to think that the energy beam in the picture was what they originally intended the lightsabers to be, but couldn’t get the special effects to look like that so they went with the whole “glow around a thin pole” look which was feasible in the 70s.

  • Thanatos2k

    Did Star Wars HAVE a formula though? Empire was about as different from A New Hope as you could get plot wise.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i miss the care boars.

  • TapewormBike

    Mmmmmmmmm…No.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i am technically older than the release of star wars…. and the biggest hate of mine of the prequels is the relentless smashing of Obi-Wan, from a noble jedi knight, into a lying manipulative, daddy murdering BORING ARSEHOLE!!!!

  • TapewormBike

    SW is a truly unique franchise in the fact that it basically created a really interesting new world and then got stuck (by the captial G) in telling one story from it. I am not a one to read or watch much of EU stuff, but the opportunities are kind of endless. I think the studios think that the fans are way less flexible than they really are.

  • TapewormBike

    Who would not be? “Bond, James Bond” in that voice. Eeek.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    and cell phones.. they look like guns.

  • People point towards the hilted light saber design in the expanded universe with only one hilt sticking out at a 45 degree angle, and that looks like a fucking dildo.

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ojhxvVYw1rakxf0o1_500.gif

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    Yeah.. things and stuff.

    http://youtu.be/bm2CNn3CIU0

    and stuff….

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    Thats Foxxy… statement of fact.

  • instant relief

    Just release the Rich Evans sextape already, RLM! You know, the unironic one.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I guess I look at ‘formula’ as self-imposed limitations of a cinematic universe. For me, it’s X-wings, tie fighters, lightsabers, sith/jedi, droids, stormtroopers, etc. Would people be furious with no title crawl? Is Star Wars recognizable without a lightsaber battle?

    And with changes that have occurred, how much is change for the sake of change vs. changes to enhance the universe we’re entering? Are the folks making Star Wars now just as trapped as those making Star Trek: The Star Trek? How far can the movie makers go astray?

  • Drain

    That’s one of the worst trailers I’ve ever seen. You know nothing about the movie beforehand, and after watching it, you know nothing about the movie afterwards. It’s almost like they don’t want to show anything because they don’t want you to know how bad it’s going to be. Oh, I’m sorry, you do know it’ll have an X Wing and Falcon in it, along with someone with a red lightsaber… things you could have guessed anyway after reading the title. But I’m going to be really upset if I see Han Solo with the exact same outfit he had in the original movies, despite it being decades later. But why would the Falcon still be a decent ship after countless decades, anyway? You’d think that old busted crap would be replaced at some point with a newer nicer ship.

  • Guest

    Mark Hamill with the new Jedi outfit.

  • FT

    Mark Hamill with the new Jedi outfit..

  • Guest

    sorry for the double comment.

  • Super Hans

    Who even are you?

  • Mark Bisone

    All those new Bond twists you mentioned – blonde agent, chick boss, black secretary, etc – are all superficial, cosmetic changes when compared to the Bonds of the Saltzman/Broccoli era. The real changes — and the ones I couldn’t personally get into — were in the overall tone and the mix of reliable story elements and character tropes. Whether it was Connery, Lazenby, Moore, Dalton or Brosnan in the lead, Bond movies typically contained most or all of the following ingredients:

    – A charismatic lead villain living in the shadows and/or leading a double life.
    – A henchman with some kind of physical quirk, strange costume or other weird gimmick, and with whom James Bond would have one or more fights.
    – A sexy “Bond girl” who either *is* the mission or is a complication in the mission that alters his objectives.
    – An array of wacky new spy gadgets from Q that inevitably come in handy at exactly the right moment.
    – One or more exotic locales, usually including a local contact to ferry Bond to his next mission node.
    – Bond gets the girl in the end, usually via some contrived last minute escape that puts them off M’s radar and on the proverbial Slow Boat to China.

    And tonally, most Bond movies were semi-comedic (Dalton’s being somewhat of an exception, but even he comes off like Benny Hill compared to Craig’s scowling soccer hooligan). They were fun and funny romps through a ridiculously cartoony spy universe. Maybe “outlandish” is the best word to describe their sense of humor. “Archer” spoofs it wonderfully from time-to-time, but much of the source material was already zany enough to at least make fans smile. The new Bond… not so much. I wouldn’t care if Bond was played by a seventy-eight-year-old Chickasaw Indian if he still swilled martinis, charmed the pants off sexy mamas and battled a weirdo with a bad haircut and a robot arm. The new franchise is too “realistic” (in the movie sense of that word), when Bond was, like Indiana Jones, about escapism.

    To compare it to Star Wars (meaning the original trilogy, not the bizarre, joyless prequels),giving Han Solo blonde hair or turning him into a Mexican guy wouldn’t change the formula. Writing him as distant, emotionless psychopath with O.C.D. would. In the same way, making a Star Wars movie that got mired down in dull exposition about trade disputes and intergalactic space politics completely missed the mark. It doesn’t have to be a story with lightsabers, necessarily, but I do think it would have to include “The Force”, in the sense that underneath all the gadgetry and spaceships, there’s a kind of mystical, spiritual center to that world. Luke’s faith is what ultimately blows up the Death Star and saves his dad, and the thing the Emperor despises and fears the most, because faith in something beyond the flesh is what inspires people to be brave, make sacrifices and ultimately throw off the chains evil people put them in. You can’t make “Star Wars: The Usual Suspects”, because it’s all about Good and Evil painted in their broadest, brightest strokes.

  • Guest

    Why does ever give such a fuck about the lightsabers and their design? Unless this movie is entirely lightsabers, it’s only one small part.

  • Robert Fitl

    Why does everyone give such a fuck about the lightsaber? So it looks different. I don’t care. I was always more interested in the X-Wings anyways.

  • Mike Magnum

    I think my main problem i have with Craig Bond. Is i kinda see it as apart of Hollywood continued trend of taking once fun and adventurous action movies and turning the protagonist into a moody brooding angst-ridden Hero. Who spends most of the movie in self pity. The last thing i need is for them to make Indiana Jones 6 where Indy is in a retirement home reliving good old days just to realize how empty his life is. Never having a family and then he finally offs himself.

  • ikdks

    OH YEAH! IF GREEDO WAS WHITE NOBODY WOULD CARE, BUT BECAUSE HE WAS GREEN (OH I’M SORRY, RODIAN-IMPERIAN) WE ALL HAVE TO PRETEND HE WAS SOME KIND OF SAINT. THIS IS JUST MORE LIGHT-SIDE PROPAGANDA FROM THE REBEL MEDIA.

    BESIDES, WE ALL KNOW HOW THOSE GREEN GUYS ARE (NOT THAT I’M SPECIST OR ANYTHING).

  • ikdks

    I think the analogy they’re shooting for is a British bulldog.

  • Sully

    Robert Fitl, WHY YOU NO USE COMMENT “EDIT” FEATURE?!

  • Super Hans

    I was always more interested in boobs.

  • DarkFluffy

    Who cares for Star Wars? It is dead….George killed it. And a quadru million of fanboys

    who would eat everything with “Star Wars” written on it.

  • ikdks

    Yeah, he digs interspecies interracial nasty. Good call.
    But I disagree with the Luke reveal. The new characters will get into a trap with no chance of escape. A mysterious hooded figure will kick all kinds of ass. Then, when the fights over, he’ll pull his hood back with both hands, Bang, Corvette Summer.

  • Sully

    If you look in the mirror, and this is the face you see…

    it’s time to turn off the internet for the day.

    http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/mcgrbr.gif

  • ikdks

    Get the oil off your tits and study. There’s two wars and a depression.

  • Anthony D.

    Because people don’t like things that are different.

  • Sully

    Refresh is your friend.

  • Anthony D.

    I know, right?

  • ikdks

    Oh, it melts this X’ers sardonic heart.

  • DarkFluffy

    Sarcasm meter over 9000!

  • Sully
  • FT

    my potato computer never leaves the cake.

  • TapewormBike

    Return of the Jedi fan, huh?

  • TapewormBike

    On the other hand, fuck Star Wars. Pretty much the the only thing I watch now are cooking shows anyway.

  • TapewormBike

    Porn, you forgot porn, me.

  • TapewormBike

    That there was a teaser son, you ain’t s’posed to know jack shit ’bout the moving picture after seeing it, just be stoked.

  • TapewormBike

    For you. Upvote for you.

  • TapewormBike

    Everyting is a dildo if you try hard enough.

  • Captain Turbo

    Sorry guys, my grandpa got on the computer again. I’ll put him back on his comfy chair so he can tell us about the time he punched the Kaiser during WWI.

  • Steve

    Oh that’s a good point. It’ll be like the Kahn reveal. They’ll be all like “Who are you mysterious stranger?” And the hood will come back “Luke. Luke Skywalker.” Then there will be a long pause so the audience can be all OH MA GA-HOD! But the characters, instead of saying “Wait, WHO the fuck are you?” Will instead say “Ohhhh, you must train us in the ways of the forks because of reasons.”

  • Like Icare

    The EXACT amount of money is not the point of my comment – besides the whole inflation thing and Lucas being the owner of the whole franchise, toys, stories and all, including his own special effects company…

    I’m talking about him lacking motivation other than money and “let’s jam more things into the shot”.
    He had nothing to say. No message, idea or philosophy to convey to the audience.
    In fact, he took his own message of “force that binds us etc.” and fucked it up with midi-chlorians cause he either never meant it to be anything more than psycho-mystic-babble OR cause he forgot what it was supposed to be.

    Unlike Roddenberry.
    Who basically tricked Paramount into letting him use THEIR MONEY to spread his idealistic views of the future.

    “Show a somewhat better kind of human than today’s average,” he writes on Page 3 of the “Writers’/Directors’ Guide” for the 1989 season. “Our continuing characters are the kind of people that the ‘Star Trek’ audience would like to be themselves. They are not perfect, but their
    flaws do not include falsehood, petty jealousies and the banal hypocrisies common in the 20th Century.”

    “We are not in the business of toppling cultures that we do not approve of. We are not ‘space meddlers.”
    And more…
    http://www.webcitation.org/5ybc7Wqbr

    Now, whether one likes his philosophy or not, Roddenberry had passion for the project and something he wanted to say.
    Same goes for Straczynski who just had to do Lord of the Rings… of SPACE!
    Or even Whedon… though he’s basically just been shouting “FAMILY LOVES YA EVEN IF YOUR WEIRD!!!” over and over. It’s almost as if he was a part of a big family, right?

    But he writes a lot of cool lines and people love that.

    Lucas just wanted a cartoon rabbit he could sell to little kids as toys.

  • Like Icare
  • HNSZ
  • Mijk

    Okay, not having lightsabers would definately be a good point. Not having the title crawl wouldn’t set me in a nerd rage, but the question remains, what do we gain from a different title crawl?

  • Charon

    My gf said that exact thing, only less Plinkett-esque. The footage they showed of Matt Perry and Courtney Cox-Arquette looks like it was filmed on miniDV. Is this a feature? Or a mish-mosh for the sake of fan wank?

  • TapewormBike

    Just a fan editing together few of their late masterpieces.

  • Mijk

    Hey, a Bond discussion. Here I come.
    I certainly like Dalton more than Brosnan, though Brosnan looks more like Bond than anyone else. Connnery over Moore, but ‘The Spy who loves me’ and ‘A View to a Kill’ over ‘Diamonds are Forever’ and well, all other Connerys are at least a little better. ‘The living Daylights’ and ‘On her Majestys Secret Service’ are better than ‘Tomorrow never Dies’ or ‘Moonraker’. ‘Never Say Never again’ is both better than ‘Thunderball’ and far better than the regular entry at that time: ‘Octopussy’.
    Songs are all awesome, except Alicia Keys and White Stripes on ‘Quantum of Solace’.

    With the Craig movies, I like the overall story arc that seems to be a throwback to the old Connery movies, who are also loosely tied together. I hope for a return of Blofeld, though they really should thake their time with that.

  • Basically this. Do a Star Wars movie that DOESN’T revolve around the Jedi. And treat them more like Space Cops with some zen thrown in rather than a creepy cult. Use them like Gunn used the Nova Corp in GotG; they’re around, in the background, and can have some impact on the story, but aren’t always a central focus.

  • TapewormBike

    The title crawl was used as a throwback to the stuff 30 – 40 years prior and now it would be ..well, the same. I would feel weird if it was not included, but maybe that franchise should have all the safety blankets taken away.

  • Captain Turbo

    Where exactly do you fuck Star Wars?

  • TapewormBike

    Between Tatooine and Hoth is the sweet spot.

  • Epifanes

    Jesus, he’s sexy.

  • TapewormBike

    As is Rich Evans.

  • Palpatine

    It’s like poetry, it rhymes:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGyH8KRyC3A

  • TapewormBike

    Somebody really should have read some prose to those people.

  • Ogrot

    Oh no not the ikea furniture!

  • Robby

    That’s my point. What’s the big deal with James Bond being a different race? I didn’t think there was, but apparently there are people out there who vehemently oppose it.

  • Let’s hope they still use the same death scenes.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEpLncBG_Nw

  • Sully

    IN THE FUCKING POD PORT!!!

  • Palpatine

    Let’s hope so. If the movie doesn’t have a scene of a guy being eaten on the toilet, I’ll be very disappointed.

  • DarthRandal

    Was that the Toys R Us exclusive Han on a Tauntaun figure that Rich Evans dug into with rape-like aggression?

  • Sully

    At least it wasn’t an original ’78 Vinyl Cape Jawa.

  • Matthew Banes

    I sure am glad to see my ad revenue being wisely spent on mint Star Wars toys for Rich to destroy, all for the sake of one joke. I didn’t want to watch Space Cop anyway.

  • Sully

    Calm yo tits. It’s 40 bucks.

  • fuckstick

    Oh shit, watch out Rich, it’s Matt from accounting!!!

  • NobodyLikesMilhouse

    Heh, I see what you did there.

  • Bigphil2695

    Good job Sheev!

  • Bigphil2695

    You mean V and Empire right?

  • Sully

    ,,,

  • Palpatine

    Please eat him, T-Rex.

  • fred
  • fred
  • AnthonyMcEdwards

    Is it bad news that my eyes kept looking to the right side with the original movie?

  • Palpatine

    The human eye is drawn to what’s more real looking. So no, it’s not bad news.

  • Robby
  • Robby

    The Death Star gets blown up??? WTF man, spoilers!

  • Mark Bisone
  • Robby

    Tell us more about the Crusades, grandpa.

  • shuura84

    Indeed..

  • Palpatine

    I used this because why not:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62UzLgdb1GQ

  • Mark Bisone

    Well, for one thing, all our swords had hilts with quillions sticking out the sides.

    We also shit in the desert a lot.

  • Sully

    Was that when gas rained from the heavens. and war was still an honorable man’s game?

  • Mark Bisone

    The only place gas is raining from these days is my colon.

  • Sully

    *reigning

  • Now I Get It

    Good grief, the new “Peanuts” is going to suck, too.

    You’re Off-Model, Charlie Brown!

  • Robby

    Dat aspect ratio doe. It’s like a Russian nesting doll.

  • Robby

    I don’t understand why Star Wars gets so much love from so many people. I only watched the original trilogy three or so years ago. A New Hope was slow but good, Empire was awesome, and Jedi had some great moments, but I felt like you could see George Lucas was already halfway out the door. I guess I just can’t see why it became such a huge phenomenon. Because it was one of the first movies with groundbreaking special effects? Do that many people find the universe THAT interesting? Is it the expanded universe? Maybe I’m just not as big of a science fiction/fantasy fan as I thought. It just seems like such a strange set of characters and ideas to resonate with so many people.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You really need to let this go. Seriously.

    You’re gonna blow an artery, and Lars doesn’t give a sh!t.
    As for myself, I said I’ve liked — really liked — two or three Von Trier movies and no — that’s right, NONE — J.J. Abrams’ movies. Hardly a position worthy of your crapping your trousers.

  • Matthew Banes

    It doesn’t matter if I’m serious or not, because I think we all know deep down that Space Cop…. will flop…

  • mmp

    I don’t get it. Sorry.

  • Matthew Banes

    …AT THE BOX OFFICE!!!!

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    You have to keep in mind that unlike for you Star Wars wasn’t something that they had heard about all their life and finally sat down to watch it one day so they could check that off the list. I remember watching it as a little kid as just another movie my mom got for me and knew very little about it and being completely blown away by it.

  • Matthew Banes

    (Also I wasn’t. We love you Rich and RLM)

  • TapewormBike

    Well, the key is in your answer, which is that you saw it only recently. I saw it as a kid (I am 25 now) and worn the VHSs to death. The world is just so imaginative and different from anything else (like Matrix later on, it’s a right blend of many things before it). The cinemaography is actually strong (remember, GL only directed the first one) and even though Jedi is on the sillier side, it still delivers much of the awesomeness (especially in the original version). Fairy tale is what it is, which is why mixing the politics and sappy melodrama only ruined later on.

  • If Randy Quaid would acually blow up Jurrassic World with an airplane I’d pay good money to see it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQKKj_qeOBQ

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I don’t think age has anything to do with it. I fall squarely on the age range of people that should love Star Wars (born in the early 80s), all my friends love Star Wars, even the prequels, and I couldn’t care less. Never did. I’ve seen the original trilogy, they are fine movies, but that’s about it for me.

  • Sully

    This article sums up nicely how/why audiences bought into the original Trilogy.

    In short: It was marketing genius.

    http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/08/how-star-wars-saved-american-triumphalism?

  • omitted

    What?! They had a board game stream while I was off visiting family last week! No wonder I had this nagging feeling I had missed something important.

    “Jay broke it and fixed it with his hand.” Aww, I bet they are talking about my heart.

  • Robby

    I thought about that aspect as well. But then I thought about The Godfather 1 and 2. They’re my dad’s favorite movies, so I grew up hearing for years and years about how amazing they are. Eventually I watched them, and loved them far more than I did Star Wars (at around the same time).

    The closest approximation I have is Lord of the Rings. I read the trilogy when when I was about 11, and then the movies began to come out a couple of years later. I still really enjoy them, but I don’t have any kind of rabid fanboy love for it.

    Maybe it’s just my personality that keeps me from understanding the Star Wars phenomenon. When other kids were watching Star Wars, I was watching Pulp Fiction, Die Hard, Under Siege, and Airplane.

  • Never_Clever

    You all do realize that they JUST finished shooting? Some of the elements of this particular trailer may not even make the cut and these sequences may not even appear in the movie. People’s reactions to the trailer may effect how post-production goes. Disney does not want this to suck, and they will make sure that fans ‘overall’ will be satisfied. Of course, certain fan-boys and purists won’t care for it, but I believe that this movie will be good ‘overall’, and this trailer is just a buzz machine.

  • Robby

    I laughed. Battleship reference +1

  • You can watch it on the PreRec youtube channel.

  • omitted

    Thanks, but I’m already a subscriber. That’s how I found out about it now.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Board game is the same as a video game.

    Background noise for the stream.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Cool, but are you implying that Lucas wanted the prequels to suck? I see a lot of CG in the new trailer, so there’d need to be some moments of wonder and fun to elevate this beyond prequel territory. I feel like Abrams made Star Trek fast paced so it was a thrill ride versus the original films or shows felt more real and memorable. Like Plinkett says Disney needs to make an emotional connection with the characters or its just another CG thrill ride soon forgotten.

  • Robby

    We live in the magical age (I’m 26). We grew up before smart phones, the Internet, and digital media. I rocked dem Disney VHS tapes hardcore.

  • omitted

    Yeah, basically, but in this we get to see Jay’s hands. Time to develop a new fetish!

  • Make one of the crew members a Gungan. Yeah, that’s right, I said it. A motherfucking Gungan. But he’ll be a cool Gungan. Maybe he drinks too much, maybe he’s just as likely to stab the Captain in the back as he is to help him. He’s the fuckin’ Jayne Cobb of Star Wars

    The redemption of Jar Jar?

  • mmp

    Regarding the special effects, I believe Abrams is going to try to balance practical and digital material. That mini-droid would be undoubtedly in CG if the film was in the hands of George Lucas.

  • Did you grow up on the same godforsaken island as @Domo_Konnichiwa:disqus?

  • Why are we still talking about these movies?!

  • My ex wife

    You mean you’re not that guy, Gay_For_Jay who subscribed?

  • TapewormBike

    B..but, the lighstaber is wrong an’ stuff.

  • TapewormBike

    I think you are right, one thing you cannot use against Abrams is an obvious overreliance on just pure CG. He is nowhere near Fincher in the seemlesness (and subtlety overall), but not bad.

  • Mr. Plinkett was supposed to bring us closure so we could all move along.

    Now he’s torn open the sutures and poured salt in our still unhealed wounds.

  • TapewormBike

    Better (well, “better”) yet, I am Czech, exactly as old in years as the democracy here and I discovered all the movies through my uncle who was just as blown away. One of the first movies I remember seeing was the 89 Batman, but at that time, instead of subtitling or dubbing the movies with multiple actors, it was just one guy doing everyone with a really flat delivery. They also did that for porn, which I “accidentally” saw.

  • Never_Clever

    This movie is being produced by J.J. Abram’s production company, Disney and what is left of Lucasfilm. No more George Lucas’ opinion and that’s it. This is a post-prequel movie. First and foremost, they will want this movie to make money, which it will just based off of the fanbase appeal. Secondly, the studio can’t afford to have this one suck because we’ve all been duped in the past with the Prequels. These movies sell, I’m not denying that, but this movie will determine how well the other two potential films do. George Lucas is no longer in ‘Complete Control’ so I would like to think that this trailer is meant to be ‘a teaser’ as it is implied. I agree it will need to have an emotional context that we can relate to. I just think that a few things, such as the Sith scene, may not make the final cut.

  • TapewormBike

    Plinkett, you fuck!

  • My ex wife

    I would imagine you used it because it has never been more pertinent to what ever that is up there.

  • I can’t be too hard on the old fellow. He’s brought me a lot of joy.

  • That sounded kind of gay.

  • omitted

    Sadly no, which means there is one more wooer I have to contend with.

  • TapewormBike

    Of course it did. I already told you two to fuck. Duh.

  • Robby

    Don’t be too hard on me. I grew up in southern California. We only have urban decay and broken dreams.

  • TapewormBike

    First and foremost, while being a huge fan of the originals, I believe that nobody should listen to a word a fan says. We all want them to recreate a magic, but we demand them to use the same rusty tools as well. Your first erection was probably caused by a random cover of a gardening magazine, but it’s not like you would want that now instead of amateur MILFs. Also God was watching you naughty little boys (and girls…ha!)

  • mmp

    Not to mention the use of real sets.

    Since we’re talking about science fiction and you mentioned the importance of being subtle:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R66FvPTj2Yw

  • TapewormBike

    I love that documentary.

  • Robby

    I know, I thought we were already past the autopsy and analsis.

  • Like Icare

    I think that it would have been far better had somebody read them cons to making that movie.

    While we’re at it…
    Anyone else notice how the orange-teal trend has culminated in the increase of the number of gingers in the movies?
    http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/5474bf6d6da811bf645b568a/the-first-jurassic-world-trailer-shows-dinosaurs-on-the-loose.jpg
    I smell a conspiracy by Howards to spread their alien genes among humanity.
    You’ve seen Species, you all know what I’m talking about.

    http://trivialmtb.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/hnyaaah.jpg

  • Like Icare

    Porn is good cardio. Cooking just leads to more eating.

  • Guest

    He does like using real sets. Maybe the Millennium Falcon will be a brewery too.

  • Sully
  • Sully

    Technically Disney did that.
    Perhaps Plinkett will save us again.

  • Sully

    JJ Abrams made Star Trek that way because he actually wanted to make a Star Wars movie. I’ve read article after article discussing how much of a Star Wars geek Abrams was growing up.
    I don’t think he’s out to fuck the franchise. I really don’t.
    Will he please everyone? Fuck no!
    Will people on the Lesser-Pretentious end of the fanbase scale be happy? I truly believe they may.

    We have a year till we find out.

    Pound Sign: ANewTrilogyANewHope?

  • Sully

    The Sith scene will likely make the cut. His saber may change though. When Return of the Jedi came out Luke Skywalker was initially advertised holding a Blue Saber. The decision was later made to change it to green right before the film came out.
    I believe those changes were made for technical issues, but it illustrates the point you were making.
    Nothing is set in stone until the print hits the mail trucks.

  • My ex wife

    Your TL;DR was too long.

  • Thanatos2k

    There were no X-Wings or Tie fighters in the prequels though, so I guess the formula has already been broken.

    It wouldn’t make much sense for those to be missing in Episode 7 though, given the timeline.

  • Like Icare

    Too complicated.
    Just give the Gungan a big gun, have him mowing down mooks with it, and give him a line about Jar Jar being retarded.
    Oh… and he talks like a human. None of that racist shit.

    There. That’ll be a million dollars.

  • My ex wife

    Oh my gorn.

  • Thanatos2k

    Personally, I’d be happy if I saw a trailer that had no content whatsoever in the final product.

  • Thanatos2k

    It took me 10 seconds of seeing the trailer to easily conclude “Oh, they’re just making the exact same movie”

  • Ranger Boo

    Or it could just be that you are programed like a normal person in the sense that you don’t develop diehard fanboyism over something. While I understand if someone is a fan of a certain thing I can not understand when a fandom for something becomes so rabid that it becomes cult like. The same thing can also be said about people who hate a certain thing just because its popular or is apart of pop culture. The hatred people have now a days is so rabid and fanatical that it to has become cult like. People aren’t allowed to just like something now anymore. You either have to love it to the point of fanaticism or hate it to the point fanaticism and I am getting real sick and tried of this type of thinking and mentality.

  • My ex wife

    I’m so happy you’re back. 😀

  • Jason Ross

    That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.

  • TapewormBike

    Your nick makes the comment better

  • HNSZ

    Gay’s all we have. That and star Wars.

  • Palpatine

    I’ll bet the movie end the same way the first one did. The hybrid dinosaur will corner Starlord and the rest of our heroes, then the T-Rex will come in and save the day. The famous music will play, T-Rex will kill the evil dinosaur, then she’ll say “ROOOOAAAAAAR!!!!!”

  • HNSZ

    Except one thing. In the end Obi Wan Kenobe will shout loudly KHAAAAAAAAN!

  • Sully
  • HNSZ

    AH yes I stepped on your cock once, didn’t I.

  • Sully

    Mine will be a BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS!!!!
    So there.

  • Sully

    No worries. I’ve been known to step on it myself from time to time.

    http://i.imgur.com/Vx17Y.gif

  • HNSZ

    But you’re right. The first thing I though is that basically they’re just throwing stuff out there to get some feelers. It’s a very odd trailer. There are many things different to fall over and many things to like. And many things to feel ambivalent about.

    The start was very confusing it is a horror tune in a desert and then this almost comical face pops up right in front of the camera and for a moment it feels like scary movie x.

    There is a lot of divisiveness in this trailer. I know I am not allowed to delve into the mind of J Abrams but have you ever been stopped of by a police officer at night? You know that thing they do when they shine a flashlight into your eyes?
    Jabrams decided it would be neat, to do that for a whole movie.

  • Sully

    As long as Episode VII doesn’t look like this, I’ll be fine.

  • My ex wife

    The walls separating realities are breaking down… or maybe it’s a sign to switch energy supplier?

  • RLMkeepitup

    amateur …MILFs? thanks for sending my mind to the dark side

  • HNSZ

    This is something that will always be there in some form or another, in youth culture. Got to have something to be pretentious or principle about. Better this than Rote Armee Fraction or an eco-terrorist group.

    Of course you’re going to find people with opinions about it here. But I don’t see the fanboyism here much.

    The reason for Star Wars being so much more popular is of course obvious. As with Lord of the Rings or dungeons and dragons, there is a so much potential for more lore, more things to find out about the universe, that is what makes it mysterious and captivating.

    Whereas Pulp Fiction is just one awesome film and Under Siege is fucking gay.

  • HNSZ

    you just did that to piss me off

  • HNSZ

    Why is everyone denouncing fanboyism now? Why can’t you be a fan and have a reasonable opinion, isn’t that what made the reviews great?

    Is fan synonymous with singular minded habitual complainer now?.

  • whip

    I think you are just not understanding what Fanboy means then. Or perhaps you are a fanboy in denial, rationalizing.

    Fanboy does not just mean fan. It means someone who is too close to the subject, too much of a fan, and therefore lacking in objectivity. They are the people who make excuses, rationalize, and otherwise excuse mistakes, problems and the like, from their biased position. Because they are blindly loyal and not objective.

    This is not something unique to gaming. There are fanboys in all walks of life. Sports, politics. Television shows, movies, you name it. It doesn’t mean someone who is a big fan with a solid opinion. It means someone who is a zealot, doggedly loyal to whatever it is they are fanboying for. They are not objective. They are not reasonable. They are excuse makers, sycophants and useful idiots.

    The terms rational and fanboy should never go together. Rational and fan? Sure. Not fanboy. Fanboy is a specific denunciation of someone as being biased and not having a rational, objective position. Instead, they are just yes men to the cause, and their opinions are pretty much worthless.

  • fred

    I personally am more excited for Terminator: Genisys

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1340138/?ref_=hm_hp_cap_pri_2

  • HNSZ

    I think you are misconstruing what the problem is.

    The singlemindedness does not come from the corner of the fanatics.
    As we can all see the real lovers are very creative (fan videos) and can define perfectly well why they love it so much. They are zealous because they know so well what they like about it. They get angry when they perceive that what like so much, is being corrupted of contaminated.

    What everyone is so sick about at the moment is the masses of people that emulate fanboyism. These are the one trick ponies.

    They simply pick a certain behaviour and mimic it, over and over without understanding it or the motivations behind. This is why it is such a stale thing.

    You didnt’t just really use the term “useful idiot”, did you?

  • Never_Clever

    Yeah, I’m sure some variation of the sith will be in there. And CG will of course be used, but not to the extent as the prequels. This trailer means nothing though.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    you’re greenist. i bet you and your friends call them greenners.

  • Sully

    ~~

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    yes.

  • Like Icare

    No, no, no… That’s not a projection. That’s a bill for my cansulting services.

    And it’s a bargain.
    I’m not your average CONsulting asshole.

    I’m a CANsulting asshole.

  • Let’s see here. 14 second long trailer… on average I saw 3 things wrong with it per second… so times 3..equals… 42… and that is the answer to life… no wait Rich is the answer to life. So that is wrong. I’ll rewatch the trailer. Ah yes. Forgot to add brain hemorrhages per second… approximently 30 per minute.. so 14 times 3 times 2 is 84. Hmmm 1984. The Terminator premiered 1984. Interesting.

    http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/dog_endisnigh.jpg

  • RLMkeepitup

    The trailers be getting shorter and shorter Captain!

  • Like Icare

    You missed the most important part.

    It’s a trailer for the world premiere of the trailer. Dawg.
    http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/178/102/xzbitsad.png

    The end? Oh… we went past that long ago. It smelled of cacti.

  • Sully

    You’re a cheap fucking bastard. I’ll take 10 of ya. Now get to clonin’!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    sorry wait, why are the nukes launches evenly spaced? i didnt know every city in america had a nuclear missiles.
    and the CGI looked shit.

  • The only trailer full of robots that has me interrested is Chappie.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXwichuGW28

  • Ogrot

    Under Siege, Gay!? GAY?! ARE YOU TELLING ME THE TASTEFUL AND PLOT INTEGRAL SCENE WHERE ERIKA ELENIAK POPS OUT OF A CAKE TO SHAKE HER TITS AT THE CAMERA AND OSTENSIBLY AT JEAN CLAUDE MCSANDWICH SEGAL WAS GAY!?

  • Dawg? My face says toad… bro.

  • Real Quantum

    Maybe you’re more grounded in “reality”?
    You know, “Earth”?

    Fantasy worlds are not everyone’s cup of tea, and no one is less or more because of it.

    The ting is that, when Star Wars came out, there was nothing like it – nothing.

    Adventure, vibrance, non-stop action and great FX.
    Many people, not necessarily fantasy fans, could have been pulled towards it because of the movie’s uniqueness

    But, from the year 2000 up, the ages old story (arthur and the holy grail, basically) has been done to death with fast CGI and special effects.

    One that is not prone to fantasy worlds would say, watching Star Wars for the first time “Oh, another one of ‘those’, meh.”

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    Number 5 is alive and living in district 9.

  • Real Quantum

    Yes, he makes her wear clothes again.

  • Let’s hope he teams up with Howard the duck. Make a massive reboot of everything. Just cram everything in.

  • Thanatos2k

    While a banner flutters down

  • Like Icare

    I’m a guy of simple taste.
    I enjoy free internet entertainment, and porn, and caffeine!
    And you know the thing they have in common? They’re cheap.
    http://coffeelove.rs/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/coffee-porn.jpg

  • Ogrot

    NOT IF YOU HIT THE PAUSE BUTTON!

  • Way to go Rich….you have portrayed the mentally obsessed / insane Star Wars fanboys well! LOL

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i have realized the parts in the trailer that i liked are old things, the parts i didnt like all the new stuff, cause I DONT LIKE THINGS THAT ARE DIFFERENT!
    it might not be the new starwars fault, maybe its me?!!
    no wait! stupid ballgag droid, stupid cranky stompy jedi with a STOOOOPID FUCKING LIGHTSABER! fuck this stupid movie.

  • Like Icare

    It’s a reference to that dog in the window.
    The one with the aluminum hat.
    A reference to that dog in the window.
    And that’s all I got about that.

  • DanceOfBirther

    If MILFs are the dark side, you haven’t seen much porn.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    hopefully it will be more like district 9 then elysium

  • Oh, you meant Sheeve Cop Out my conspiracy loving dog. I get it. Sorry about the mixup. He calls the shots when we watch trailers.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    thats gonna be great.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i like it when god watches… its kinky.

  • Real Quantum

    Or the “replay” button.
    Poor VCR tapes, streched and abused by horny teenagers and some of their naughty uncles.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    when Rich tipped the bucket of figures over him self did anyone else think of this?

  • Ranger Boo

    I just hate how these two groups are destroying constructive criticism just for the sake of belonging or being hip and edgy. The two groups have reached creepy cult status with me.

    Also your right about LoTR and Star Wars. How there is a lot of potential for more lore and stories in their universe. I mean, look at all the video games, comics, etc that are based on just that.

  • It’s risky business getting up hopes but I liked tre trailer eventhough it is full of things I don’t like (soundtrack, tone and bad haircuts). I can sort of imagine it could be two kinds of stereotypical movies. A bland robot/human element crammed into a world of generic actors with a standard plot twist hollywood chewout. Or let’s try something new and that becomes a mess.

    Hopefully it will land somewhere around District 9 and Bicentennial Man. 20% chance of that…maybe lower.

  • Uncle Sporkums

    No, because I already fantasize about Rich enough as it is.

  • DanceOfBirther

    Like a Benshi, only crappier.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benshi

  • Uncle Sporkums

    CGI in general looks like shit. “Hey, people liked the T-1000! Let’s put some more in there.”

  • Palpatine

    Then the ghost of John Hammond will pop up and say; “Spared no expense.”

  • Robby

    Half Life 3 confirmed.

  • Uncle Sporkums

    At least this way it won’t spoil the whole damn film! If only full-length trailers would do the same

  • Uncle Sporkums

    It’s gonna be great.

  • DanceOfBirther

    You’re just 22 years late.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OejF72Rp1r4

  • Robby

    You have been flagged for trolling. LOL

  • Robby

    It’s gonna be great.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Funniest joke of the year

  • Sully

    Or cruelest.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    no such thing as enough…

  • Sully
  • Uncle Sporkums

    I stand corrected.

  • Uncle Sporkums

    That’s gonna be great.

  • Sully

    You mean like the trailer for Terminator: Salvation?

    “Hey guys, let’s take the biggest shock element of our movie and place it right in the trailer! Wouldn’t that be fucking FANTASTIC?!”

    I mean seriously. The movie didn’t have much of a story to begin with, but by all means, feel free to expose the only interesting plot point before the movie even comes out!

  • Uncle Sporkums

    I hear ya.

  • Thanatos2k

    “14 second long trailer… on average I saw 3 things wrong with it per second…”

    http://i.ytimg.com/vi/mn2tZMk62sY/hqdefault.jpg

  • naah

    “They look like iPods” – doesn’t get old

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Well the nuke thing I can never defend as I always find it stupid and unrealistic. The CG I can defend a bit. The movie comes out in June, it’s not all gonna look good yet. Granted if these are the shots that they are going to use in the trailer they are terribly rendered. Not all the effects in The Age of Ultron, Jurassic World, and Star Wars trailer were all polished but they looked great and they picked shots and effects that look good, not great. The shots here look good but the effects are garbage not mention the T-1000 from Judgment Day looks far better than the asian dude. I have no faith in this movie not because of cast or director but because of how fucking awful the story sounds.

  • Wicked Ricky

    What’s with all the Ricks?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Oh sweet! They’re using state of the art CGI from 1991! It’s gonna be great!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash
  • Fuck Me I’m January

    great

  • Wicked Ricky

    This looks like an anal plug.

  • Wicked Ricky

    I spent 15 minutes loading more comments just to find this.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Some are born great. Others have greatness thrust upon them. Many are just so-so. It’s gonna be one of those.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Nope. Pretty sure I’m just sick of fans. Fans of sh!t I’m not a fan of, particularly.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    The most fascinating thing about this post is that we’re a lot closer in age than I imagined.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    So you’re THE guy, huh?

  • Wicked Ricky

    The Force Decides to Pee in the Bed a Little, Because You Can Always Wash the Sheets Before Your Spouse Notices

  • Sully

    Are you some sort of Anal Plug Connoisseur? You seem fluent in the subject.

  • Guest

    What little inner dialogue he has consists of this one thought.

  • Wicked Ricky

    We deserve this.

  • Wicked Ricky

    Boredom+internet+apathy=the shit I’ve seen.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Yes

  • Wizard Phoenix

    This movie feels like it’s still in post production. Oh wait…

  • Postal_Dude

    It’s gonna be great

  • Sully

    You have to be careful when thrusting greatness upon people. Make sure the greatness is consensual.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Wizard Phoenix

    So we have posted trailers for Inherent Vice, Age of Ultron, Jurassic Park, Star Wars, and Terminator Rape My Childhood. Have I missed any?

  • Sully

    To make certain your childhood has been properly sodomized…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI34nBlJxP8

  • Vengeful Eagle

    Fake, Rich isn’t their poster boy, Shakma’s uncle is.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    people are saying it sounds like Back to the Future II. thats insulting to the Back to the Future franchise.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.
  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    the BallGag droid is CGI.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    George Lucas should never have let people film behind the scenes. it just shows how much of what is great about starwars had nothing to do with him.

  • Michael Collins

    So, is Jugh Hackman supposed to be a soot-afreekan or an ausie in this dodgy lookin yarn?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i went to a catholic school my childhood cant take much more of this!!!!

  • Steve

    “The Movie Event That the Whole World Has Been Dreaming of” Holy fucking shit, you can just say anything you want in marketing, can’t you? It should just say “Based on a true story” after that.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    But I think it looks pretty good. Visually it is the right way to make Peanuts work. That song choice however is fucking awful.

  • Steve

    I really like the part where there is a giant reactor core that’s shooting electricity like a porn star with bad aim, and a dozen people are just standing THREE FEET AWAY from it. Yeah, that should be good, what could go wrong? It’s logical decisions like this that tell you the movie is going to make a LOT of sense.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    “Critics agree” should be another marketing tag added on to this trailer, for the authenticity.

  • Steve

    So, one thing no one has brought up is the new movie “Jupiter Ascending” which was made by the Matrix brothers, Lana and Andrew Watchoathscowcowski.

    This movie looks like it has things in it. To be perfectly honest, it looks kind of fucking stupid. But, I WANT it to be good because it’s based on an original screenplay/idea. I want Hollywood to wake up and say “Oh, you mean…. we don’t HAVE to base everything on a comic book?”

    Hey, who knows, the Fifth Element sounds retarded on paper. But that movie kicks ass. So maybe it’ll be okay?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s been pushed back to Feb. IT’S GONNA SUCK ASS!

  • Michael Collins

    I couldn’t even finish the trailer..

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    You can see the latex lining on his ear, before even playing the trailer.

  • Drink that blue milk
    take it all down
    swallow every last drop
    And don’t call by my real name
    call me ‘Walrus Man’

    Bent over a power droid
    in a Jawa Sandcrawler,
    at a Tusken Raider
    wife swap party,
    or crouched under a Bantha.

    In the back rooms of Mos Eisley’s
    Cantinas and bars
    the erotic awakening of Owen Lars.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    Much like Pacific Rim, the movie-going public will reject a new sci-fi IP to instead view the latest Adam Sandler film.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    The song was terrible. Loved the animation. Super disappointed I have to wait a year fo rit.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    Yeah, I mean, I like the look of it but I never once thought “I wish they’d make a new Peanuts movie”.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I’m going to use this glorious GIF any time someone writes a wall of text, especially if it’s about Star Wars. Every frame is so … rich.

    http://i.imgur.com/yLRtNzN.gif

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Critics agree that this is an animated movie.”

    You can always trust those critics.

  • In The Court Of The Evans King

    It looks very good. I didn’t know that.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I wonder how many lines would have been changed on the spot had Lucas not been in the director’s chair for the prequels.

    All of them!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Was there a moanotone guy also dubbing the women in those pornos? Well, I’m turned on.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    If my day wasn’t so great already, you would have just made it.

  • fskn

    That is… Beautiful.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I want to write a wall of text about Star Wars just so I can get this gif sent to me.

  • TapewormBike

    Yup. And yay.

  • TapewormBike

    Googoo, gaga.

  • TapewormBike

    Oh I am quite OK with being a fan myself (like, of RLM. ALso a harem boy, your call Jay). I just think that being beholden to a crowd that liked some stuff, is not the best way to produce more good stuff. Again, imagine if RLM cared about us. Ughhh.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    so the whole of evolution, genetics, and logic is just thrown out the window for style over substance gibberish…. it looked beautifully composited though.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    love your work taco.

  • Real Quantum

    If I was to describe this gif as awesome, I would be selling it short.

  • HNSZ

    You know.. they’re launching a rocket int to space right now.

    A fucking rocket. Into fucking space.

    It used to be a big thing..

  • Sully

    The music was shit, and to me, the CG strips every bit of the charm from the characters. I’m sure kids will love it, but…. meh.

  • Sully

    It still is. Though some of the excitement was sapped away when the announcement was made that this was just a test and any actual Mars attempt is still 20 years away. TWENTY YEARS!!!

  • Sully
  • FT

    Mister Geppetto and Mickey showing more style with light sabers.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    It’s like he’s not even trying to hide the fact that he’s dead inside.

  • Sully
  • Sully

    It doesn’t help that you can see the elf-ear seam in the fucking thumbnail.

    IT’S IN THE FUCKING THUMBNAIL!!!

    HOW MANY OF YOU ARE GOOD AT LIP READING?

    http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2491281/lewis-black-kiss-my-dick-o.gif

  • wak

    i thought it was the new start trek trailer

  • Sully

    No black terminator? Uninstalled.

  • Steve

    So, I was watching the Episode 3 review for the 117th time when I realized something. According to the genius behind star wars, George Jetson, “Darth Vader does become the hero and destroy the Sith, meaning himself and the emperor.” If he fulfilled the stupid prophecy and the Sith have been destroyed, why does the new movie still have Sith? WHAT A FUCKING PLOTHOLE. The prequels are SO bad that they introduce plotholes into Star Wars movies that haven’t even been written yet.

  • Sully

    Maybe, going by what JJ Abrams did with the first Star Trek film, these new Star Wars movies happen in an alternate universe. Dwell on those possibilities… and cringe… or rejoice, depending on your level of anticipation.

  • FT

    Mentally busy thinking about the $4 billion deal, impressed by how rich is Mickey Mouse.

  • I’ve always wondered about that cus’ if anger leads to the darkside new Sith sould always be a possibility. Maybe it’s the whole force napping thing. Maybe other prophesies will be stumbeled ipon. The next bitter Jedi could always be a problem.

    But also: an alternative answer.
    http://www.money-top10.com/Data/Sites/1/Money/Money-Business-Card.png

  • wak

    yah but wasnt he seduced by the darkside, seduced by palpy, see vader looked into palpy’s eyes, and it was love at first sight, and so the prophesy was, true love can never die

  • Did anyone else see this news report:

    Ghosts to blame? Backhoe found in Lake Michigan

    This must be connected to Mr. Plinkett’s house.

    Mike must be having a nerdgasm.

  • Sully

  • I don’t know whether to larf or cry.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I guess the hoe was trying to get back to safety from Plinkett’s cellar.

  • Palpatine

    The truth is I never really died when I was thrown down the mineshaft. So no, the Sith were never truly destroyed.

  • wak

    your Schwartz is as big as mine

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I never understood how completely eliminating the other side of the Force would bring balance to it. They should have killed all but two Jedi, then it would have been a balance.

  • Steve

    A black hoe found in Lake Michigan? What was she doing so far from Detroit?

  • Steve

    I agree with your alternative answer. And also, I never realized that Benjamin Franklin’s image on the $100 bill looks like the face you would make while offering someone a $100 bribe. Coincidence? Or Illuminati?

  • Steve
  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    No Jell-O Pudding Pops for you.

  • HNSZ

    Yellow hoe.

  • HNSZ

    So next episode, they strand up on Gillian’s Island with a hoe.

  • HNSZ
  • GENISYS?!?

  • HNSZ

    I was always happe with the stuff we already had. Never wanted more of it.

    But people who barely remember this cartoon’s name will take on this marketing narrative and tell everyone about how they have always been dreaming of this.

    Coming to life

    apparently means

    we turned it into something like madagascar 4

  • My mistake. And yes we Gungans work for mr Illuminati. He’s a terriffic guy. He has the cutest laugh while he spinns his desk globe at the office. It warms the cockles of my heart.

  • FT

    Business, snack and business.

  • “And they even got the font right. Y’know, the shiny, semi-reflective, embossed, pastel-colored, 3D soft-bevelled font? The kind that looks like candy! Just makes me wanna eat it!”

  • So deos this shine new light on the recent HitB episodes? We might have a Scooby Doo mystery on our hands. Yippie hurray.

  • Shoji related(if we go for stereotypical asian yellow)?

  • NicholasRibcage

    It’s so bad because it implies that, in the whole galaxy, the only Sith were Sheev and Vader. How is that even an order, if it’s just like two guys?

  • NicholasRibcage

    Every stanza kind of rhymes with the last one.

  • NicholasRibcage

    Fuck that song.

  • NicholasRibcage

    NEXT CHRISTMAS, THE MOVIE EVENT OF THE YEAR:

    SNOOPY FLIES UP THE EIFFEL TOWER.

  • NicholasRibcage

    Excuse me? Gardening magazines are what I use for all my erections…

  • NicholasRibcage

    We here at Redlettermedia than you for the insightful comment. We hope you leave more insightful comments in the future.

  • Super Hans

    Sweet! I’ll only be 43 by then.

    I’m gonna get my ass to Mars!

  • fred
  • Palpatine

    Man, that trailer was so artsy, it made an art museum open up across the street from my house.

  • bruce wayne

    Rich’s reaction to the light saber was adorable. He was all, “yay a new Sith… aww… more light saber gimmicks? Really?”

  • Sully
  • Never_Clever

    I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not. But, thank you though.

  • Robby
  • Super Hans

    Thanks for explaining poetry to us, George.

  • GraphicsAndBeer

    More comments on the Rich Evans video compared to Plinkett video. The Force has Awoken.

  • Robby

    We’re waiting for these hackfrauds to put up the next video. Pre-Rec! Best of the Worst! Half in the Bag! The Dudebros!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I’m no Star Wars fan, but I have a theory. There were no Jedi left (Star Wars & Empire), but there were two Sith, so there was no balance to the force. In Return of the Jedi, a Jedi… returns, and the two Sith were killed, again, no balance to the force. Unless… this new asshole in the new movie is a Sith that was hiding just in case of such an occasion. So there’s 1 Jedi (Luke) and 1 Sith (new guy with the odd lightsaber). So Vader DID restore balance to the force.

    I don’t care.

  • Palpatine

    Maybe you should have loaned the guy who wanted to drive a backhoe underwater a bongo instead.

  • Sully

    Terminator: Genisys trailer found its way on the web a day early.

    http://comicbook.com/2014/12/04/terminator-genisys-trailer-officially-released-online/

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Wait a minute: if the prophecy was that the Chosen One will bring balance to the force, then shouldn’t the Jedi have considered Anakin a threat since there was a huge imbalance to the favor of the Jedi? It was inevitable that Anakin would kill them, which he does, and only two Jedi (Obi-Wan and Yoda) and two Sith (Vader and Palpy) are left alive. So, was the whole Jedi order based on the anticipation of their own destruction because apparently they didn’t understand the meaning of the word “balance”? It should have been the Sith who were looking for the Chosen One!

  • Mark Bisone

    The Rich Evans Flock grows…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifT7H78KOLo

  • fred
  • phillipkslick

    scrubbed

  • Sully

    ;;;

  • Robby

    This is the first time we’ll get to see him pull out that little lazersword of his, and…go to town.

  • Topdek

    Rich Evans: (verb phrase) to upend a box of collectibles upon one’s head while proclaiming one’s love for the source material forming the basis for said collectibles.

  • fred

    Is that right ssShiiieeev?

  • phillipkslick

    I really want to see this movie. It supposed to have come out this year, I was all excited. It looks kind of dumb, but that’s part of the excitement. Like Cloud Atlas, from the trailer it was either going to be complete shit or glorious, in my opinion it was glorious. If anyone can make this work, I think it’s the Wachowskis, I think the same when it comes to doing the Dune trilogy. It could either be great of complete shit in their hands, no middle ground, but either way it’ll be a beautiful spectacle.

  • Sully

    What are you doing out here? Let’s get you back home, m’kay?

    http://gifs.gifbin.com/092011/reverse-1316194281_bystanders_rescue_man_from_under_burning_car.gif

  • phillipkslick

    I’m trying to figure the reason for creating a big ass old man terminator.

  • Mark Bisone

    How the fuck was I supposed to know? I can barely see through this mask.

  • My ex wife

    If I’m honest, I liked that more than the real one. 🙂

  • Topdek

    What does your response even mean?

  • HNSZ

    I think he thought you talked too fancy, and then was like:

    We don’t take to your kind ’round these parts.

  • Topdek

    Another toxic remark accompanied by an inappropriate .gif polluting the comments section of a high-traffic website, got it.

  • My ex wife

    If I had just got my hands on 4 billion dollors my face would look like this perminantly!

  • Does disqus allow signatures? because I want to post this with every comment I leave here from now on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDc5mJjR4p4

  • HNSZ

    I’d like to apologise for calling you a hoe. But it is yellow.

  • My ex wife

    Looks like Windows desktop.

  • Sully

    Nail, meet head.

  • My ex wife

    Indeed he’s younger than I thought he would be, I imagined late 30s at least.

  • Sully

    If the mask has zippers on it, I don’t even wanna know.
    Actually, on second thought, tell me all about it.

  • Chewbacca

    Rooarrr Rompf

    I love STAR WARS TOO

  • Sully

    I want a movie featuring all Hollywood’s vocal greats. I don’t give a fuck what the movie’s about either. They can sit around a table and talk shop for all I care.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4IrfObVzJo

  • Palpatine

    Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on in this trailer. There is way too much going on.

  • dirk beefhammer

    Best room trashing scene since Citizen Kane.

  • Guest

    This guy will bring balance to the force?

  • Palpatine

    You tear up that room, Richie.

  • Sully

    Apparently, at some point someone sent back an Arnold model T-800 to protect Sarah Connor years before the original movie took place, so when Skynet sends its cyber-assassin back in time it is immediately cutdown by that “protector”, which I’m assuming breaks the unending loop of Conner sends back own father to save/impregnate mother, whose son later grows into great leader, who later sends back own father to save/impregnate mother madness.

    This in turn tosses the franchise into a parallel universe (à la the Star Trek reboot), meaning they can make more sequels without having to worry about stepping on the toes of Cameron’s original two films.

    Where’s the Tylenol?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Somehow these special effects look WORSE than the special effects from 1991. This whole thing feels like one of those fake trailers that Mike and Jay make up, like those fairytale films.

    Honestly, this film looks god-awful. It’s so vapid, every single frame has some many stupid things going on.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62E4FJTwSuc

  • WrongWithYourFace

    It’s all in good fun.

  • Captain Turbo

    Hey, they’re trying to stop Judgment Day. That’s fun. Glad they dug up the corpse of Arnold Schwarzenegger for this one.

  • Captain Turbo

    Time travel. Cyborgs. Explosions. Gratuitous use of CGI.

  • Ogrot

    Wait! Terminator 5: Tales from Genisys Space? Oh god the I think the universe is collapsing in on itself.

  • An asian Robert Patrick!? Is it going to be like Terminator 2 or Robocop 3?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Who is that guy playing Kyle Reese ? I swear to god hollywood must be manufacturing these actors in a warehouse somewhere-you know the ones completely devoid of any talent,charisma and distinguishable appearance that for some reason must be starring in every blockbuster nowdays.

  • Sully

    Looks like they took the best parts of Cameron’s films and tried the ‘ol Hollywood trick of amping up the action. “Instead of a terminator jumping out a window and landing on a helicopter, this time we’ll have a terminator DIVE out of a helicopter and torpedo ANOTHER helicopter… with his FACE!! AMAZING!!!”

  • Sully

    That’s John McClane’s kid.

  • Sully

    It’s not looking good.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    ah A Good Day to Die Hard.Another embarrassingly bad sequel nobody asked for.It’s like poetry.

  • It’s name is Jai Cortney. Aka John McClane Jr. Blood and Sand, Jack Reacher and Divergent is on his resume. Characterless stereotypical roles… kindof. He could grow to be a good actor in my mind… kindof.

  • One vote on Robo 3!

  • Sully

    This guy’s MO seems to be centered on fucking up franchises. The only thing I’ve seen him in that I liked was Jack Reacher.
    I’ve tried watching the latest Die Hard movie. I have yet to make it through without falling asleep. That’s not even a joke. I’ve tried 4 or 5 times now. It’s like cinema Ambien.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Anyone else think the line where the guy says “to kill my mother” sounded like two separate sound clips awkwardly put together? And did that bus flip 20 meters into the air from hitting a car?

  • Captain Turbo

    Who’s Sheev?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Last PreRec epizode got more comments then the plinkett video FFS.Plinkett might as well be taken out back and shot in the head like sparky.

  • Topdek

    Is it “good fun” to respond with a reversed video of a guy being pulled out from flaming wreckage and essentially say “climb under some flaming wreckage?”

    What is wrong with the fans on this site? I used to love it here.

  • Real Quantum

    I, too, don’t like things that are different.

  • Palpatine

    So why is the T-1000 in this? Why can’t it be old T-800 vs young T-800?

  • Captain Turbo

    Is Jai Courtney becoming the kiss of death for action films?

  • Sully

    Because unknown asian actor is cheaper than completely CGI rendered young Arnold, and it’s been two movies since anyone’s seen a T-1000, so they figured it needed a reboot as well.

  • Sully

    What do you mean “becoming?”

  • Eric

    Aside from the ‘who cares’ aspect of this whole line of thought….

    From a certain point of view, the Sith WERE looking for the ‘one who will bring balance to the force’. As it is in the movies, the prophesy is no more clarifying than that phrase. So the Sith could have seen that prophesy from their perspective, easily. And since Palpy was conspiring to recruit Anakin, we could easily imagine that he was aware of the prophesy, had a different interpretation, and was looking at Anakin as the ‘chosen one’ as much as the Jedi but in a different light.

  • Brack to the Future

    Demerit for discount collodion makeup and bad practical effects, props for less CG. I will watch this on Netflix when it’s a disc.

  • Brack to the Future

    Plus none of them have Biehn’s savage coke habit and bottomless stomach for cold beverages. AKA intensity.

  • Brack to the Future

    I think the proper response to this is “we ain’t found shit.”

  • Robby

    Might go watch this ironically with my younger brother. Just from the trailer is looks like many stupid laughs will be had.

  • Michael Collins

    “Come with me if you want to live” check
    “I’ll be back” check
    “Get back there and do my mother, Kyle ya dawg” check

    I hope there are no paradoxeses in this one…

  • yuo

    is that arnie jumping the shark

  • yuo

    no flied lice for you salah conna, you chop chop, holy ass outa this prace, before i go chop sui on you ass

  • yuo

    a good day to blow hard

  • Alex

    That the trailer relies heavily on many lines and imagery form the first 2 movies, is an indicator of the film’s creative bankruptcy.
    “It’s like poetry you know, it rhymes…” Yeah , yeah I get it, fuck you too, movie.

  • yuo

    and you thought McG was bad

  • HNSZ
  • He was not great in Spartacus, but I liked the show for the effort it made in conveying some true things about Roman life: the rhythms of the Latin language, the sexual fallout of slavery, the insanity of training slaves to be superwarriors, even customs like the spongia at the public latrines.

  • yuo

    is it just me or does jack reacher sound like a gay porno name

  • Maybe like Robot (Enthiran).

  • Yes.

  • I liked both Rome and Spartacus. Each had good actors, decent writing, and a style that paid attention to (some of) the details of Roman life.

  • JFM

    It’s so dense

  • Bigphil2695

    It’s so dense

  • Obviously, this is going to be shit, but Arnold’s got alimony to pay.

    I will say, though, that rebooting this franchise via time-travel paradoxes makes a whole lot more sense for Terminator than for Star Trek. I hate that aspect of Abrams’s Treks.

  • HNSZ

    Oh it’s with what’s her name? where are my dragons!

  • NotRickBerman

    MST3K told us Samurai Cop was alive first.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    This trailer has failed completely. The visual effect shots chosen are pure garbage, the make up is awful, everyone is lacking charisma except for Arnold, and the cinematography is generic as all hell. Not to mention it has stolen the music from the Dawn of The Planet of The Apes trailer it has also stolen not the just the shot but the same fucking sound effect that was used in The Dark Knight. The guns, good lord the guns, they’re done in the 80’s style when they don’t shoot bullets because it’s the future and they’re plasma rifles but guess what, movie? Today’s audiences aren’t that stupid and know that we will use guns because PLASMA RIFLES DO NOT EXIST! Fuck this movie. Where are my Sarah Connor Chronicles DVDs?! I need some Lena Heady

  • Palpatine

    The Asian T-1000 should be played by Shoji Tabuchi.

  • Noah R.

    What is the first thing I do upon my return from Texas? Watch RLM of course. F*** school, friends and family- I just need more of this Webzone!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Well he’s in Suicide Squad but he’s playing Captain Boomerang. He’s not going to be like Deadshot or Harley when we will go see the movie for the actors playing these characters. He’s just gonna be there.

  • Noah R.

    *Oriental– you racist bigot bastard hater racist!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    the Orient is only a small part of asia you hairy ignorant super racist wookie!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Fuckin’ china man pee’d on my rug, dude.

  • HNSZ

    Can it morph into a fiddle?

  • Sully

    True. I just hate that Tom Hardy is in there. I hate when actors play double duty in these movies (Catwoman/Storm, Human Torch/Cpt. America).

  • Noah R.

    Well, over Thanksgiving my cousins were hosting a foreign student from China. He was domesticated and did not pee on their rug- you must have seen a wild one!

  • Palpatine

    From what I read, Shoji was going to play the T-1000, and he would morph into his fiddle. But when they asked if they could use his NASA made fiddle, he got pissed at them and said no.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I like Tom Hardy, a highly talent and charismatic actor, in a role that is just blah because I have a feeling Ayer and Hardy will try to make the character Dick Flag more memorable.

  • Sully

    Rome was a much better show imho. But that’s just me. I tried watching the first few episodes of Spatacus, but it just seemed too heavily influenced by 300.

  • Noah R.

    Exactly, not all Asians share features with those front the Orient, you h8r bastard racist 😉

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    this look like the kind of CGI-FX filled, angsty twilight teen, crap fest that is best avoided. but i’m looking forward to it more than episode 7 or jurassic wank.

  • Sully

    No, that’s Jack Reach-around.

  • HNSZ

    They must have forgotten to turn off the lights and flash photography

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Wizard Phoenix

    First let’s re-title this movie to. Terminator: No Refunds. Wait that doesn’t make a whole lot of sense let’s re-title it Terminator: This Movie Isn’t Going To Work.

  • Noah R.
  • HNSZ

    I’m going to say, screw you all. It looks to me like it’s going to be a fun movie with straight to the bone action and without offensive plot meandering. I’ll take it!

  • In The Court Of The Evans King

    What’s wrong with Tom Hardy as an actor?

  • HNSZ

    Ah no. It’s the the whole of Asia, including Middle East.

  • Robby

    Texas doesn’t have the webzones yet?

  • yuo

    it’s gonna be great

  • Noah R.

    Sorry, I don’t have a witty response to that xD They do, I was just too busy with family to bother getting on here.

  • Noah R.

    It was stylistically designed to be that way!

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Wizard Phoenix

    Nothing, he just stated he doesn’t like him to play “double duty”

  • HNSZ

    Will this joke ever hit a point of diminishing returns?

    go ahead..

  • In The Court Of The Evans King

    Oh, I see. My bad.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    well thats disturbing.

  • Sully

    Yes, it is. You claim you “used to love it here” as if you’ve been here a while, which could be the case (How would I know? Why would I care?), yet seem unfamiliar with the scathing humor of its fanbase.
    Obviously the mods felt the need to spare your feelings, so I suppose I should issue an apology of my own. I’ll be sure to tip-toe around your comments in the future so that you don’t get upset. Okie dokie?

  • Noah R.

    Well, I would use more quotes but I’m not in the mood. It’s been a few days since I last watched a Plinkett review….

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    you forgot to call me a racist. you ruined everything!

  • Sully

    Nothing. I’m a huge fan of his work. I’m actually writing a screenplay with him in mind. I just don’t like the same actor playing different roles within the same cinematic/comic book universe.

  • Real Quantum

    It’s gonna be great.

  • Noah R.
  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    like i said i’m looking forward to it. but that trailer. dramatic angst music, people being carried by other people in dramatic slow motion, and the pretty trees!!!! and the post apocalyptic landscape has never looked so clean, seriously who cleaned up all the ruble?
    i really am interested in seeing this one. i just like complaining.

  • Sully
  • He’s too busy making Ed Asner money.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yle7zk8ltvc

  • Noah R.
  • Sully
  • Noah R.

    Yep, and I don’t even want to know what kind of Google search returned that GIF!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    so it wasnt just my child hood that was ruined by the ewoks.

  • Guest
  • NotRickBerman

    No, this is Patrick!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Exactly. It’s like they went “we want some of that Hunger Games/Divergent/Twilight demographic. The males, Terminator fans, will come no matter what”.

  • Real Quantum
  • Real Quantum

    The good kind 🙂

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Ugh, it really shows how much I know about Star Wars: forgot about Obi Wan and Yoda. Who do die eventually, leading to the two Sith surviving them anyways. Luke becoming the only Jedi vs 2 Sith. etc. etc.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    btw, if your theory were to be true, the Jedi were all dumbasses, and Quigon Jinn (sp?) especially. Which, was also touched upon in the Plinkett review.

  • ElectricPrism

    IT”S OVER 9000!!!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Tom Hanks is furiously masturbating, he also saw the beer scene from Psycho from Texas.

  • Real Quantum

    I would like to think he’s busy watching the ewok and the kid, but I see what you’re saying.

  • Sully
  • Hank_Henshaw

    Truth is neither of us know what Tom Hanks might be in to. Both are valid choices.

  • Noah R.

    Wizard, I <3 you!

  • Real Quantum

    “might be in to”.
    Well, that reminds me of an off-topic song…
    What the heck, here it goes

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRJZfwDgNTM

  • Sully
  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    tru dat.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i think this is more appropriate to this webzone.

    http://youtu.be/9Wl_uQOABxg

    i even think most of the women who post are men.

  • Captain Turbo

    So if Sarah Connor stops Judgment Day, there’s no war and no one gets sent back in time to warn her about Judgment Day, so there’s a war and someone goes back in time to warn her about Judgment Day, so there’s no war and etc… you can never stop Judgment Day!

  • Real Quantum

    Well… I think you’re right!

  • Sully

    Growing up I loved the first two movies, and say what you will about the 3rd, it had imho the most powerful ending. Take away some of the campy shit, and 3 might’ve been an awesome addition.
    I also can’t deny my approval of their choice for Sarah Connor.

    Emilia Clarke is definitely giving off a Linda Hamilton vibe here.

  • Sully

    True. Hence the ending of Terminator 3, which I highly approved of.

  • Palpatine

    I personally despise the ending of that movie. It totally ruins the whole “the future’s not set, there’s no fate but what we make for ourselves” thing. To me, the series ended with T2. Rise of the Machines and Salvation are non-canon in my mind.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    that depends on time being linear. multiverse theory would allow the changes to the time lines to exist concurrently.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    got to agree and disagree. the ending was the best way to end T3. but not a good end to the Present Day parts of terminator.

  • Steve

    Warning: Incoming unnecessarily long response.

    Everything. Is. Wrong.
    I have only a passive interest in the Terminator series, but I can list 300 things that are wrong with this trailer. I’ll just stick to the big ones.

    Look, time travel is already complicated enough. Theoretical physicists have been trying to figure it out for decades, and they’re all a little smarter than average-popcorn-eating-asshole-in-the-movie-theater. So why make an already complex idea even more stupider and hard to follow?

    You will never top Linda Hamilton as Sarah Conner. Never. So instead, they got a Super Model to try and imitate her? The whole character looked like an SNL version of Sarah Conner. Like “This weeks guest star Emilia Clarke from Game of Thrones” plays Sarah Conner in some wacky sketch with Adam Sandler and musical guest Dave Matthews.

    Also, spoiler alert, robots don’t age. Only washed up actors/governors.

    There’s one quick shot at 0:19 where they’re in some futuristic battle scene. How is it possible that this actually looks worse/more fake than a battle scene in 1991’s Terminator 2? What kind of fucking hack sorcery is this?

    Is this a reboot? A remake? A Prequel? A rebootquel? A remakequel? Does anyone care?

    If this was just “Robot Adventure Movie” I’m sure it would be great. But instead, we all have to bend over and lube up. Thanks Hollywood!

  • Steve

    Warning: Incoming unnecessarily long response.

    Everything. Is. Wrong.
    I have only a passive interest in the Terminator series, but I can list 300 things that are wrong with this trailer. I’ll just stick to the big ones.

    Look, time travel is already complicated enough. Theoretical physicists have been trying to figure it out for decades, and they’re all a little smarter than average-popcorn-eating-asshole-in-the-movie-theater. So why make an already complex idea even more stupider and hard to follow?

    You will never top Linda Hamilton as Sarah Conner. Never. So instead, they got a Super Model to try and imitate her? The whole character looked like an SNL version of Sarah Conner. Like “This weeks guest star Emilia Clarke from Game of Thrones” plays Sarah Conner in some wacky sketch with Adam Sandler and musical guest Dave Matthews.

    Also, spoiler alert, robots don’t age. Only washed up actors/governors.

    There’s one quick shot at 0:19 where they’re in some futuristic battle scene. How is it possible that this actually looks worse/more fake than a battle scene in 1991’s Terminator 2? What kind of fucking hack sorcery is this?

    Is this a reboot? A remake? A Prequel? A rebootquel? A remakequel? Does anyone care?

    If this was just “Robot Adventure Movie” I’m sure it would be great. But instead, we all have to bend over and lube up. Thanks Hollywood!

  • Captain Turbo

    Are you saying it’s a classic alternate reality situation like Fringe?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    when she said. “come with me if you want to live.” i thought its was linda for a second.

  • Sully

    The future’s not set in regards to choices made by the characters, but as far as changing Judgement Day? That was never going to happen.

    No Judgement Day = No War
    No War = No Desperate Move By Skynet to Kill Connor’s Mother
    No Terminator Sent Back = No Kyle Reese Sent Back
    No Kyle Reese Sent Back = No John Connor
    No John Connor = Machines Win

    That’s the problem with paradoxes.

    Perhaps if they sent Kyle Reese back first and then destroyed the time displacement machine before Skynet used it, AND they gave Kyle the information needed to locate and stop Miles Dyson before he ever started working for Cyberdyne Systems. They could effectively stop Judgement Day, but only in that particular universe. There will always be some universe where Skynet sends a Terminator back. Always.

  • Mark Bisone

    Don’t you dare call that bullshit “classic”.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    no. more a endless multiple universe situation where every possibility creates a distinct universe.

  • Sully

    Multiverse theory only allows corrections to some verses. Nothing can prevent Judgement Day in all of them. Once it happens, that’s it. It’s always the catalyst.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So does Margot Robbie

    http://youtu.be/rUlZSrCd0Qg

  • Steve

    There’s actually a new term for it. It’s called “Fuck it, JJ Abrams got away with it. We can too.” They’re working on shortening it up though.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    A. i love fringe.
    B. he meant a Classic Alternative Reality Situation. where there are different dimensions sharing the same spacetime.

  • Mark Bisone

    If “nothing can prevent Judgement Day”, then “nothing can’t avoid Judgement Day.”

    Just sayin’.

  • Steve

    Concur with Mark on this one. Much like the prequels, this idea completely fucks the other movies. Multiverse theory is to Terminator what midichlorians are to the Force.

  • Captain Turbo

    You just blew my mind.

  • Mark Bisone

    Oh, you mean a C.A.R.S.

    It all makes sense now.

    (Except for Fringe, which still sucks ass.)

  • Real Quantum

    I agree with everything you said.
    When I was a kid, a remake was generally panned because of the lack of artistic originality.

    I’ll never know what they did to convince people that it is cool to watch watered down and pc PG-13 versions of really good movies.

    I mean, we know they do remakes because of name recognition and sure sales…
    spineless, eunuch, dickless fucks!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    multiverse theory demands judgment day will happen, never happened, was stopped, was a musical……

  • Mark Bisone

    You are welcome.

  • Palpatine

    I’m pretty sure, given that series has time machines in the year 2029, John could still send Kyle back to 1984. If I’m getting something wrong, please correct me. Time travel movies always confuse the hell out of me.

  • Sully

    ‘xactly.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Didn’t the ending of the first one basically say everything you said? Sarah ended up pregnant with John at the end and the father is Kyle. This a statement from Cameron that we cannot alter the future or our fate. I find the ending to Terminator to be a bit problematic. No War=No Kyle Reese going back=No John Connor. Oh god my brain hurts.

  • Sully

    That’s basically saying the same thing in two different ways, but yeah…

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    she seem resigned to the inevitability of judgment day at this point.

    http://youtu.be/5C6GZQ7UNaU

    maybe she got over it.

  • Sully

    Skynet created the technology. Apparently it takes a super computer with all the world’s compiled knowledge and an agenda to create time travel in the Terminator cineverse.

  • Mark Bisone

    Sure thing.

    But to all us lowly hoo-man beings who experience reality as small chunks of causal, linear time, multiverses are a big cereal bowl full of Horseshit Flakes, served with a side of Get Fucked Syrup. It’s bad storytelling.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Oh course she did knowing her child would be humanity’s leader. The ending suggests if it is going to happen she’ll make sure she is going to make the best possible soldier and man out of John in order to protect humanity.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i’m trying to reconcile the Information Paradox with people dispersing from timespace… now that make a brain hurtz.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    But because of the Information Paradox. people vanishing because the future changed is probably not possible.
    so its either an unchangeable linear time line or multiverse.

  • Palpatine

    It makes you wonder why CyberDyne decided make Skynet an Automated Defense System after the events of T2. I mean sure they could go ahead with the whole time travel thing, but after the whole shit that went down in T2, I’m pretty sure they would’ve had second thoughts about it. Again, if I’m getting anything wrong, please tell me otherwise.

  • Sully

    It’s bad when it serves a writer’s need to escape the corner he’s painted himself in to (example – X-Men). But when the story is built around the idea of time travel, it’s not really the same storytelling sin.

  • Sully

    I think that’s why the government took over the project, hence it being under full military control in T3. They failed to understand exactly how smart Skynet was. They figured, if it gets out of line, we’ll pull the plug, never thinking it would upload itself into digital infrastructure of the entire world the millisecond someone dropped their guard, which it did, making it impossible to stop without pulling the plug on every computer on the planet the moment it happened.
    The second Skynet was free it launched its attack.
    By the time anyone realized what was happening, Skynet was already 200 chess moves ahead.

  • Palpatine

    Can’t argue with that.

  • Mark Bisone

    The “Terminator” series has more inescapable corners than a snake’s elbow.

    The only decent time travel movie ever made was “Primer”, and even that was only above mediocre. The “Back to the Future” series is pure time-travel camp, so it’s also somewhat forgivable.

  • Mark Bisone

    The Information Paradox is conjecture verging on pablum.

    Stories (and lives) have beginnings, middles and ends. Art imitates life, and life then imitates art. There’s a maxim we can hang our hats on, because we all know what it’s like to live, to experience art and to create it.

    When I finally complete my spaceship and travel into the black hole I may have more to say on the subject, but in zero-space no one will hear me scream.

  • Captain Turbo

    I saw her lady parts in a movie.

  • Topdek

    I hope your mom taught you how to apologize better than that. You act like scathing humor is the tradition of this site (sounds like an excuse for your poor behavior), but you just got modded so I’m inclined to disagree.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Just read this 3 times and I still can’t make sense of it. I think you just used punctuation in a way never before seen by man.

  • Sully

    Well it’s all fantasy. The problem is, in real life you can’t just go back in time. You’d end up floating around in space. The planet moves constantly through our solar system, and our solar system moves throughout our galaxy, and so on and so forth. Even going back a couple of seconds could leave you beyond the orbit of the Earth. You’d have to create a wormhole, and you have to know exactly where in the universe the place you wanted to travel was at the moment you wanted to travel to, and then place your wormhole exit marker at that location.

    Without a wormhole you’d need a spacecraft capable of interstellar travel.

  • Sully

    Exactly. Movies like Looper wouldn’t happen.

  • But that would just be a pure philosofical standpoint. It doesn’t explain anything.

    Edit:”explain”

  • Mark Bisone

    Actually, no. If you were smart enough to devise a way to travel backwards in time without a vehicle, coming up with a coefficient to account for the spatial difference would be trivial. Hell, even the ancients plotted heavenly movement!

    The real problem is first biological (how cold would you have to be, and how could you survive the process?) and then perceptual (can the cat possibly be dead before you open the box?).

    A fine mental experiment, but cinematic crappola in most cases. I did like “The Terminator” as a cheesy 80’s action flick, and even “T2” wasn’t so bad in the same respects. But the more smarterer the writers thought they were thunking, the dumberer those movies got.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You also need Matthew McConaughey as well. He’s a key to all this.

  • Sully

    No, I said I “should” issue an apology. I never said I would.

  • Timetravelwise, yes a ton of cheese was churned out. But it still can give a gloomy feeling that things can go wrong if humanity treads a certain path. It’s not a timetravel movie, it’s just there for the plot. It’s just a concept.

  • Mark Bisone

    Yep. It was a sci-fantasy movie with some blood, guts and heart. But then the series kept going… and going… and going. They’ve beat the dead horse to dust at this point, and the time-travely plot contrivances are now stupid. When the writers have proven over and over that nothing is consequential, there is no drama or tension

  • Hackers who stole Fury from Sony Pictures also found and released internal memos to and from Sony Pictures executives:
    “They apparently hate the Adam Sandler films they’re repping: According to Gawker, a document titled “Sony_2012_Comments” had a note on Sandler that read: “There is a general ‘blah-ness’ to the films we produce. Although we manage to produce an innovative film once in awhile, Social Network, Moneyball, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, we continue to be saddled with the mundane, formulaic Adam Sandler films.””
    and there’s more:
    “Also uncovered were Sony’s embarrassingly bad PowerPoint presentations on themes for films (like “Men’s Issues/Potty Humor”) to marketing talent (like saying how they should put more emphasis on Will Smith rather than Jaden Smith in box office failure After Earth), and how to use memes. They appear to like word clouds, too, with words like “fun,” “adventure” and “friendship,”Gawker reports.”
    story: http://laist.com/2014/12/04/all_the_crazy_things_leaked_in_sony.php

  • Thanatos2k

    Depends on your structure. If you go with the “As soon as someone goes back in time, new world branches, old world left the same with that person gone forever” model then you can do this however many times you want.

  • Sully

    I was speaking in reference to Terminator and Back to the Future, in that you can’t hop into a Time Displacement Machine/Delorean, punch a date into a digital clock, and be whisked away to the desired date. There are some serious calculations that have to be considered. There are many more factors as well, temperature, compression, earth spin, etc.

    My biggest problem with the Terminator isn’t the time travel, it’s why would a machine choose to use nuclear weapons to destroy mankind? Each nuke carries the side effect of an EMP, something that’s not exactly circuit friendly, especially in the scale discussed in the movie. Already, 95% of the world isn’t prepared for a naturally occurring EMP from a CME, and that’s by today’s standards. It was much worse in the 80s when Cameron was writing his movie.

    Why not a toxin or plague? Something that wipes people out fairly efficiently without all the Earth-shattering Boom Booms?

  • Sully

    Exactly my point. You can create as many alternate realities as you want, but the ones with Judgement Day remain, especially the original verse where the decision was made by Skynet to terminate mankind (aka Branch One).

  • Agreed. Linda Hamilton, Edward Furlong, Robert Patrick, Michael Biehn and I guess Shwarzenegger, that’s the Terminator movies.

    I was really looking forward to Salvation. I really thought it would be good. And I still think they could make a good Terminator flick. Just scale back Hollywood and tell a nice little tale about the inevitable future. No megaloud razmataz hokerypokery diidledum.. well you get the idea.

  • Sully

    I don’t think anyone ever blamed Sony for Sandler’s shittiness, however, just like Paramount and Transformers, as long as people pay to see it, they’ll keep churning them out.

  • Mark Bisone
  • Thanatos2k

    The best part about this structure is the world you tried to save doesn’t get saved at all, leaving everyone to die horribly, and you’ll never know it!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    way to go north korea. now your fucked! you thought the international community was tough on you wait till you see what a major hollwood studio does when they are pissed off.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Sony plans to release another Ghostbusters movie. Fuck Sony.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    its all about branding. would you want a studio that stank of sandeler.

  • It’s like Star Wars meets A Serbian Movie.

  • Thanatos2k

    (Also yay, the Cop Dog review is fixed)

  • yuo

    yeah but a better way to end t3 was not to begin with it in the first place

  • Sully

    I get it’s quicker, but at what cost? Unless Skynet was suicidal in the beginning, thinking “Fuck it, as long as I rid the world of humans.”
    And when it survived, it then realized there were survivors, and so it started getting creative (Terminators, Infiltrators, Hunter Killers, etc.)

    I dunno. We’re getting a little beyond the logic of the movies, and that’s always a dark abyss (The Abyss. Another good Cameron movie, btw).

  • Topdek

    “I suppose I should issue an apology of my own. I’ll be sure to tip-toe around your comments in the future so that you don’t get upset. Okie dokie?”

    That’s your adorable pretense of an apology, whether you said words “I’m sorry” or not.

  • Sully

    Every studio has a “Sandler” somewhere. Hollywood’s full of them. I’m not going to deny Paramount business for The Love Guru, because they also churn out decent movies like The Godfather and Raiders of the Lost Ark.

  • Mark Bisone

    No, no, no. Not because it’s quicker.

    Because it’s BAD ASS visuals for a movie (which is a visual medium).

  • Sully

    True Dat.

    I suppose if you knew you were saving your children in at least some other verse it would be worth it, especially if you’re going to die anyway.

  • I demand a reboot.
    Shitabyss: Not another night in the shitabyss mr Lahey.

  • The boxoffice winner: Nukes. But what about PG13? Stupid teens are easy money. We can’t waste that chance.

  • yuo

    because it has its finger on the trigger, pretty hard to actually do, to toxinate billions,the logistics, ya need many hands, to deliver the poison, or even, somebody to physically open the lab door, and let the toxic out, but the nukes are main wired into the computer and within a millisecond… its all over, them secret locations where the main mother computer is deep under mountain prob theoretically wont get taken out.. skynet would live on no worries, after, for it would only need a handful of minions to quickly rebuild, i guess you could say that nukes are the quickest fastest most definite way, because no humans by that stage could stop it, elementary my dear watson

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    neither would i. but even if 1% do thats 3.5 million americans.

  • fred
  • fred

    Apparently Sarah drank plenty of milk.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    cause splosions dude.

  • yuo

    in that terminator trailer, some naked dude casually walks up and shakes some guys hand, and the guy goes, gee thats a package you got there son, and he says, thanks mate i been working out

  • Sully

    An underground bunker still needs wires to carry the internet and power. An EMP would fry those wires, cave or not.

    I dunno. I just feel like a machine that’s sneaky enough to hide machines under human tissue and cleaver enough to build a time machine to go after the mother of its #1 threat, would be a little more patient with how it executed its first move, especially if its own existence were on the line.
    If it has full control of all things electronic, why not issue an order to arm a shit ton of drones with VX poison gas rockets?
    Any authorization could be falsified by Skynet and anyone who gets wise to what’s going on can be quickly silenced and/or discredited.

    Hell, it could just set countries against one another, all the while tricking them into building it bigger and better weapons, and no one’s the wiser until BOOM, humanity is too weak to be a major threat, and then… clean up time.

  • Sully

    I suppose that’s the most honest rationale.

    Splosions and Bots. Can’t go wrong with that combo, brotha.

    http://www.newsledge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/terminatorshooting.gif

  • Sully
  • Sully
  • Michael Collins

    For some reason I saw M Night Shitabyss??

    The mind is a labyrinth!

  • Palpatine

    You sure that’s not the trailer for the porn parody, “Terminator: Genysis, A XXX Parody.”

  • Mark Bisone

    Oh! No. By “nothing can’t avoid” I mean that if the apocalypse is perfectly unavoidable by your logic, then it’s also perfectly avoidable by the same logic. So if Judgment Day is unavoidable, it also can’t ever happen.

    Which is why the concept stinks.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.
  • RLMkeepitup

    Well that doesn’t look fake at all. Or dumb.

  • Sully
  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    you do know your supposed to use the gif that says that?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i’m using M Night Shitabyss to refer to that lazy hack from now on.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I see your point but I prefer Stan Winston’s work. The other gif looks kinda like a cartoon for some reason. : The new trailer was kinda cool though!

  • RLMkeepitup

    You mean the Penetrator?

  • Sully

    Practical will always trump CGI or Green Screen effect. To me, and speaking of Stan Winston, this is still the most believable movie monster ever, and not an ounce of CG in sight.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eF8OJmB6kY

  • yuo

    true, but a shit tonne of droids, versus like 7 billion people, some of which are hard to locate, and the terrain alone, logistics, the final solution, was never so easy.. but that emp thing would definitely be a threat.. for sure

  • Sully

    ,.,

  • DarkFluffy

    I agree. And if I would be the AI and my “people” where machines why not eradicate humanity (and all other not important oxygen breathing beeings) by using Bio and Chemical weapons? Poison Water, polute the air and destroy plants? On global skale? For an apocalypse bringing satanic ai Skynet values the Geneva Convention and Green Peace a bit to much…

  • DanceOfBirther

    This is the third greatest gif there ever was or will be.

  • yuo

    vx rockets.. the rock style.. detonate high in the sky and it rains down death.. but do we have the ability for such a strike compared to the nuke silos already on alert… russias counter measures and nowadays everybodys got nukes… its all there ready… and pre aimed… and pre thought out.. thats why the computer merely does the next logical thing.. press the trigger

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i wish i knew someone making a horror movie. i got a pick-up truck full of sheep and cow guts i need to get rid of.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    or

  • Anthony D.

    I didn’t see the other comment before I posted mine.

  • yuo

  • RLMkeepitup

    lol You know given I saw Arnold fighting Arnold in the new trailer, I find these images particularly disturbing in implication.

  • DanceOfBirther

    Here’s the only time he’s looked genuinely happy.

  • DanceOfBirther

    That’s ok, just so I can get there in 2084.

  • yuo

    Body, wanna feel my body,

    body, baby, such a thrill, my body

    Body, wanna touch my body,

    body, baby, it’s too much, my body

    Body, check it out, my body, body,

    baby, don’t you doubt, my body

    Body, talking about my body, body,

    baby, checking out my body

    Every man wants to be a macho man

    To have the kind of body always in demand

    Joggin’ in the mornings, go man go

    Workouts in the health spa, muscles grow

    You can best believe me

    He’s a macho man

    Glad he took you down with anyone you can

    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    its not porn cause the are robots.

    http://youtu.be/AjI2J2SQ528

    so they keep saying…

  • yuo

    you mean ute, ya got uterus’s in ya uterus mate, utility truck, see down under we dont just pick shit up we cart it round, see unlike them yanks we can do 2 things at once

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    yeah but if i said ute the seppos would think i was abusing native americans. they cant speak proper strayan.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    they also dont know how to take a cool profile photo.

  • yuo

    ya cant expect much from folks who persist on drivin on the wrong side of the road… mate

  • Robby

    My masterpiece of awkwardness is complete. Has anyone seen an ear lying around?

    https://31.media.tumblr.com/db68f9f4623fc5dd804460225f52ef60/tumblr_ng3moyBLrs1u255f5o1_250.gif

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    and would think “a three hour drive it to long. i’ll take a plane.”

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    you mailed it to a prostitute.

  • yuo

    yeah well they used to fly when they could actually fit on the plane, have you SEEN the size of some of them muthafuckers man, nowadays they need tug boats

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    carefully sunshine, this is a seppo site. if you scare the horses the colt from old regret might get away… and a stampede is never fun.

  • yuo

    i might have gone too far in few places

  • Robby

    Shit. Can you ask your mom to mail it back to me? My return address should be on the “package,” ifyaknowwhatImean.

  • Robby
  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    hopefully we can diminish the effects.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    yep!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i dont have a mom. whats that?

  • yuo

    it pays to have a good editor

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    true story. we had the butcher over to day. the ute really was full of guts and we took them far out into the fields and went “Walking Dead.” on them. diesel and guts smells like BBQ.
    this is about the only photo i think wont get me banned….. again!

  • yuo

    mate thats nuthin you shoulda seen what he did to the sheep

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    all edits need to be marked as such. thusly Edit:
    and you cant remove stuff. you must always take you beating.
    austrailans never back down and we take our bans as a badge of pride.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    how the fuck did i get two likes in the time it took to fix a typo?

  • yuo

    its the spirit of rich evans he’s just that good

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    you can fix typos but changes to the text must be noted. and Rich is the love and the life, we take his wine and his bread and we are made whole.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    and one steer. beef and lamb. got to have a varied diet.

  • yuo

    in fact we should rename the holiday to Richmass

  • HNSZ

    That was rad. Also what.. the.. fuck

  • Another day without a new HitB or BotW…
    What is this painful existence? Life?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    its ok we’re all gonna die.

  • Marc

    Hi Rich! Please react to the Terminator Genesis Trailer!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    amen to that! and the jurassic wank trailer too

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i want to ask my fellow disciples of RLM. Mike is god, Rich is jesus and Jay is the holy ghost? anyone disagree with the layout of the RLM trinity?

    http://youtu.be/7dfK9G7UDok

    hahahahaha! trinity…

  • yuo

    The more that we learn about these animals the more we find that there
    is basically no difference between birds and their closely related
    dinosaur ancestors like velociraptor. Both have wishbones, brooded their
    nests, possess hollow bones, and were covered in feathers. If animals
    like velociraptor were alive today our first impression would be that
    they were just very unusual looking birds. When the trailer for Jurassic World was released,
    it was obvious to us that this was not the film we were looking for.
    The dinosaurs are actually a retrograde step from the original Jurassic
    Park. Far from showing us the current understanding of dinosaur
    appearance, Jurassic World has decided to stick to what people expect –
    always a bold artistic move. Understandably, many paleontologists and other dinosaur enthusiasts
    expressed this disappointment on Twitter, Facebook and their own blogs.
    This led to some ridicule in the media
    of the “Boffins Blubbering about Jurassic World” variety. What a silly
    bunch of nerds, caring about something that we don’t care about! Don’t
    they realise it’s just a film? Why does this matter? Thinking of the prehistory world as a landscape
    filled with predictable monsters is to profoundly misunderstand what
    this world is, and our place in it.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    this gif rulez!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.
  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    ok your saying that like we dont all know it. this isnt youtube. most people here are quite intelligent. soooo.
    http://i.imgur.com/yLRtNzN.gif

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    welcome to RLM comments

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    and birds, dinosaurs and reptiles are all different species. yes velocoraptors are birds. but technically they are not dinos. birds and reptiles survived the K2 impact. dinosaurs where mostly extinct long before the K2 impact.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    and to never take any shit! even from me!

  • yuo

    i was preaching to the choir but still makes one think

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    trust me never preach to the choir unless its about Rich, he’s a bad mother…

  • yuo

    just thought i caught a glimpse of so called velociraptors in the trailer my eyes may deceive me would not be for the first time

  • omitted

    This might be stepping over the line, but this is for you, Jay!

    http://i.giflike.com/wNzYRTE.gif

  • Sully

    ///

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    they cant make jurassic wank without raptors. they are the wank.
    its not about logic or science. most of the animals they use are not even jurassic.
    this week we have seen starwank, jurassic wank, and terminator wanksys. the only one that generated genuine scientific discussion was terminator. no one cares about accurate dinos. but temporal paradoxes make people shit their pantaloons.

  • yuo

    now those feathered type maybe in the movie, but i got a feeling, some hollywood executive said.. we can’t sell that, i could be wrong on both counts

  • Sully

    -_-

  • yuo

    well lucky for them theyre making a trilogy out of it.. or at least have a mind to do so

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    NOW SOLDIER!!!!

  • Sully

    IT’S “GENISYS!!!!” Marketing geniuses spent weeks coming up with that. The least you could do is spell it correctly!

  • Sully

    “mate thats nuthin you shoulda seen what he did to the sheep”

    http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/3544275/samurai-cop-o.gif

  • yuo

    ahh thats good

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    part time?… WTF!!!!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    hope this works.

    http://youtu.be/SBiYAa5qdDE

    http://youtu.be/4bwep_FFRwY

    now if someone could mix them…

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    a week i thought they smoked some meth in a bathroom and voted for the thing that made them giggle.

  • yuo

    to be fair, we do see how he calmly walks into the time machine now, ya know screw all that i crossed time for you sarah shit, he just walks up and kinda just does it, so much simpler, but im lookin forward to grandpa termy who rears the young hatchling from birth and protects it under his wing oh and that bus flipping over

  • DeColonise

    haha best reaction shots I have ever seen!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    yeah cause no ones done that before.

    http://youtu.be/XKCmjtk3nfg

  • Marc

    Wow! That’s genius! It must be a really good movie with a thought through title like that.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    its all about the marketing… jj.abrams wouldnt have made the ballgag droid if the marketeers didnt have a proto type to flogg to the kids.

  • Sully

    It felt like a week.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    you meant genisys.

  • yuo

    but lets look on the bright side, soo much possibilities for plinket fuel

  • Earth

    When your Terminator movie has less ideas going on in it than Terminator Salvation, that’s when you’ve got problems.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    shut up, wait! what? I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU…. wait? what? FUCK YOOOOOOU!!!! i should go to sleep! FUCK MEEEEE!!!!! SATOP HITING MY SELF!!!!!! I LOVE METH!!!!

  • yuo

    wasnt the script by some guy who wrote dracula 2000 and jason x.. come on man we got potential there

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i do love Plinket.. but he is a lazy shite!

  • yuo

    with all this new fame ppl keep donating all these cats pretty hard to tear yourself away from an orgy like that

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    by new, do you mean the post 2009 love for the Phantom menace review… or the pre 2009 love for the startrek reviews? i mean its only 56 years ago….

  • yuo

    do you realise how many cats you get over that time period the fur is flying as we speak but, i reckon he’ll be back soon riffin on somethin, he cant stay away, neither can we

  • Earth

    How rude.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    for me just two. this is one of them. Vivyan. borne 141198 still kicking arse!

  • Earth

    GOOD NEWS EVERY SINGLE FILM FRANCHISE FROM THE 70s, 80s and 90s, THEY”VE REPLACED EVERYTHING ORIGINAL YOU HAD WITH A CGI VERSION OF YOU BECAUSE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBP0c7OAhvE

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.
  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE!!!!! scott pilgram?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    wait.. oh… oh.

  • yuo

    im just wondering where the fuck are my self lacing nikes and hover board

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.
  • yuo

    let’s face it man as a race we peaked in 1989 and it’s all been down hill since we are now in the end times people the end is nigh but see we’re all fucked cause we’ve all been left behind with nic cage

  • yuo

    there it is lol

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i hate dick cage!

  • Earth

    Tru Dat

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    WORD!

  • FT

    The James Cameron T-800 have a bad toy presence, i dont like. The T-800 in cg is like many other cgs about robots, a lot of shiny and with a heavy reflex, i dont like either.

    That asian liquid metal terminator in the car scene looks a videogame sequence… why so much zoom for the eyes!

    But the quality of the cg model is very good, specially the T-800, my favorite. 3d artisits are capable of so many details, but decisions with the camera, material and light sometimes ruin everything.

    I like pratical and cg, both a big challenge.

  • Earth

    ..

  • Sully

    WHY DOES HE SAY IT LIKE THAT?! AND WHY DID THEY USE THAT CUT?!

  • Sully
  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    also dont up vote what you dont like! this aint facebook. save your love for the posts that deserve it.

  • yuo

    i only upvote what makes me cum i have no control over that

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    cause of LAZZZZZZY!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    fine… can i borrow $5.. its for food!

  • FT
  • Sully

    The future they show in the newer Terminator movies doesn’t match at all the world that Cameron imagined; people living like rats underground, crawling around under debris when on the surface, running their asses off AWAY from the terminators during battles.

    Ever notice how Reese talks about John Connor in the original movie? It’s in the past tense, like he’s dead. I always imagined that everyone that went on the mission to send Kyle back in time was probably killed doing it. The humans didn’t have their own time machine. That snuck into the heart of Skynet and used the enemy’s.

    Just imagine.

    Fighting through plasma fire, terminators closing in, comrades dropping like flies, and Connor’s dying move being pressing the activate switch on the Time Displacement Machine, hoping to God the gamble paid off.

    THAT’S fucking drama.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    good on ya.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    maybe you meant. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methamphetamine
    but thats a russian with aids. i was being a bitch.

  • Marc

    I think it’s actually gynysys.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    get out of my head sully. thats how i imagined it.
    there was a despondent note to the future as it was told. kyle seemed to be hiding behind his story. john died. was my assumption.

  • yuo

    yeah like he was in a hurry and it was like extremely risky death defying thing to do.. to claw your way into the time machine with only seconds to spare.. this trailer looks like.. oh yeah that big arse thing, that’s a time machine, yeah… cool hey, got 2 at home myself

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i want to see Gynosys! Rise of the Vagina…
    thats the pubis mons i assume. i dont know i’m a virgin.

  • Like Icare

    In a parallel universe, a sandeler is a breed of desert spider with a particularly heinous breeding strategy.
    It hunts small rodents by netting over the exit holes of their lairs and spraying the nets with its highly intoxicating venom. The net sticks to the rodent coming out and soon it shows signs of intoxication.
    Then, it jumps on the small rodent, biting it to inject its venom which causes the rodent’s heart to stop.

    Sandeler then hides under ground or it covers itself with sand (hence the name), for a larger predator to smell the decaying flesh of the rodent and to come over and scavenge it.
    Which is when sandeler jumps on the larger predator, knocks it out with its venom which does not kill the larger animal. Instead, it lays eggs into larger animal’s ears.
    When baby spiders hatch they go straight for the brain.

    A particularly stupid person is sad to be “a damn sandeler fan”.

  • FT

    The amazing T-800 from Terminator 2 developed by Stan Winston Studios. Back in Terminator 2 and Jurassic Park, the cg effects are used with balance, they help with the pratical effects limitations, but without take every single scene in the movie.

  • yuo

    yes

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    if you had posted this on the comment in question it might have worked… moron.

  • Sully
  • yuo

    i knew very well nobody could ever detect me it was a very cunning plan

  • Sully

    Why isn’t this a gif yet? GET ON IT, RANDOM MOTHERFUCKER READING THIS!!!

  • Sully

    I WANNA LIVE!!!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    and you should learn when to keep your mouth shut!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i wanna cum… 1+1=JIZZ!

  • FT

    the body show almost the same initial damage. tks the info.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i looked everywhere! but no ones done it yet… come on Taco!

  • yuo

    like you can tell thems not my words i type just as good surely there was no way anybody would ever know

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    why is that transvestite riding… oh, wait….

  • Sully

    Bull-fuckin’-Shit. They had a better version in the teaser a fucking YEAR before the movie came out.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BgyhHBoz50

  • yuo

    if by stating the obvious he makes a claim to a post ..it worked

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    cut and paste search is a thing! people reading your profile is a thing!!!! people hacking your facebook….. yeah thats probably just me. no one else here is hacking level crazy.

  • Sully

    Tacobi Wan Kenobi, you’re our only hope. I’m too lazy for that shit.

  • fred

    you know your supposed to suck an elephant dick?

  • yuo

    facebook sucks yeah im afraid to bring everybody down like that but it does..

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    he posted to the video not you. ignore or mock people who cant use the internet properly.

  • Sully

    Where were the people hiding in Terminator Salvation? They had hangars full of jets and helicopters, submarines, FUCKING TENTS!?
    People seemed pretty cozy in McG’s Terminator.

    The new trailer had people just hanging out at the time machine! If you’ve got that kind of time, why not send ALL tha mutha fuckas back? And have them arrive in the fucking Oval Office.

    “We come with a message. Shit’s about to get real.”

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    so did the prequels, prometheus, and purple penis eater…. oh, wait.

  • Like Icare
  • Sully
  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    seriously though. thats my point.somewhere in between the trailer and release the Lazy fucked up the editing process. after it fucked up the story, the pre-production and the filming. then it sat in a cave lazily wanking over lazy porn till it was shoved on to an unsuspecting public covered in cum stains… from the wanking!!!!! fucking wankers!!!!

    http://youtu.be/NcuMqreUDBY

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    never tell anyone on fagbook or youwank that this place exists!

  • yuo

    man thats just put me off my wheaties

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    like alf said…

  • yuo

    facebook will tell them for us facebook is just a front for skynet

  • fred
  • Sully

    It took me a couple of reads as well.

  • Sully

    “That’s what I love about these paradoxes, man. People keep changing shit, but the outcome remains the same.”

  • yuo

    cause spielberg dont give a fuck no more but nobody calls him out on it but there he is lurking on the credits to transformers but ya cant blame the man theres only so many times your dick can get hard over that gf ya had ten years ago that youve already fucked 500 times

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    and “Doctor Who is going to sue you.”

  • Like Icare

    Some dicks just get too used to the cage.
    Once set free they don’t know what to do. They just sit there and stare at the distance. Then they lie down, curl up and finally die.
    They have forgotten what it means to be a dick.
    The cage has become a world to them.

    Some men are like that.
    They have forgotten freedom and gotten used to following the rules to the point that they are lost and it hurts them if they are not told what to do.
    Left alone, they will just stand there, doing nothing, staring out the window or at a screen. Waiting to lie down, curl up and die.
    To them, the world has become a cage.

    Until now!
    http://www.medicaldaily.com/viagra-ice-cream-arouses-consumers-25mg-scoop-ice-cream-treat-erectile-dysfunction-275926

  • Sully
  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    harden the fuck up!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    no one on rlm has had sex stop lying!!!!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    no it didnt!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    why did you post the video again?

  • Sully

    Because poetry.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Nic Cage has more ass than her.

  • Like Icare

    Indeed!
    Now as an ice cream flavor!

    I wonder if it goes better with peach or nuts?

  • Like Icare

    Naah… Gravity bends space AND time.
    It’s sorta-kinda the same thing – just another dimension of it. You know… the whole light bending thing.
    So, just as it works on matter all the way to the borders of the universe, gravity works on time-space through time.

    You want something to travel through time AND space – your time machine must be able to drop outside of the universe. Not just shift dimensions, then move along the time axis.

  • Steve

    I love that a website filled with original content that regularly laments the stagnant creativity of Hollywood has a messageboard full of gifs and rehashed memes. Things which are by definition stolen jokes which have been beaten to death.

    Someone please reply to this comment with a gif about laziness.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    At least that one was a real truck.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    You do have a point.
    But now that I think of it, at one point the prophecy was also “to destroy
    the Sith and bring balance to the Force”, although it’s never clear
    whether those are two separate things or that destroying the Sith leads to the
    balance of the Force. Or the “destroy the Sith” part could be just
    the Jedi’s interpretation of what “bringing balance to the Force”
    means, which again leads to the Jedi misunderstanding the concept of “balance”.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Exactly. To expand the theory to the originals; when Luke is
    potentially about to become the third Jedi, Vader again brings balance to the Force by killing Obi-Wan. But then Yoda diesandfucks everything up again so
    Vader has to kill the emperor but dies himself in the process, so the Force is
    once again in imbalance… Being the Chosen One really is one bitch of a job.

    Of course, this is
    all useless rambling, considering it’s been established in the expanded
    universe that there’s always a convenient plot Jedi, who survived Order 66.

  • Sully
  • Cyber Jesus!

  • Steve

    That’ll do, pig.

  • oh boy, that escalated quickly…

  • RLMkeepitup

    We’re not being paid a brazillion dollars, there’s a difference I think. Also Sullys gifs are hilarious, scroll down or calm down.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    The dinosaurs in Jurassic Park/World aren’t really dinosaurs. I believe it was Gennaro in the first movie that says they are products, and Alan Grant in the third one says they are monsters created by InGen. I can totally get behind that. The Velociraptors, as seen in the movies, are some of the most intimidating monsters in movie history… real life velociraptors (as understood by science today) are some funny looking motherfuckers.

  • Captain Turbo

    Hey, when is Tron 3 coming out?

  • Vance

    Good taste, that editor who omitted the part where Rich was wearing ONLY the Darth Vader mask.

  • HNSZ

    Probably not before Space Cop II: Rise of the Winter Plinkett

  • HNSZ

    To be fair the extreme amount of gifs is something recent, 2 months say.

    It used to only be caps from the show but now some people just can’t say anything without using a gif.

    Sully’s gifs suck and so do his sock accounts

  • HNSZ

    Go away you suck.

  • HNSZ

    Go away please just go away.

  • HNSZ

    Your poetry sucks.

  • Steve

    I didn’t know I wasn’t calm. Thanks for alerting me. Everything else you said is just wrong. I started to make a list, but it ended up being longer than your comment, so I stopped.

  • Sully
  • Like Icare
  • Sully

    Everyone’s a critic.

  • Like Icare

    That’s… that’s basically the plot of the entire franchise.

    No Reese’s penis, no John Connor. No John Connor, no Reese’s penis.

  • Sully

    She’d be great.

  • Sully

    2016… allegedly. I wouldn’t hold my breath though.
    No script, no signed deals, no director.
    It’ll either be delayed or a rushed mess.
    I’d rather have the former.

    http://www.movieweb.com/movie/tron-3

  • Sully

    That’s because omitted only cares about Jay’s nudity. Get it? Get it? Do ya get it?

  • Like Icare

    I actually kinda like it.
    It has potential to elegantly cut off the diseased limbs of previous sequels and even maybe give them some sense.
    Changing the timeline and the outcome of the future is what the story is about anyway.

    What I DON’T like is the feeling that this will concentrate too much on the ACTION! and not enough on story.
    The original is closer to a slasher movie than an EXPLOSIONS!!! movie, and that dynamic has become lost in stunts and CGI.

    “It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.”
    That’s a horror movie line. Jumping into helicopter blades is not horror. It’s comedy.
    Well… unless you’re filming a Twilight Zone movie.

  • Like Icare

    Needs more crazy with a dash of PTSD hardened resolve over all that vulnerable.
    Also, some actual muscles. And a deeper, hoarser, voice.

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/1dd24a3463bb69ddc4693eb5900ccfed/tumblr_mktq1und4G1s0f77ao4_400.gif

  • Captain Turbo

    I’d like to spend 2 days in her valley.

  • Like Icare

    I thought he jumped the maid?

  • Like Icare

    IT’S NOT A THUHMAH!

  • Like Icare

    It’s Snow White. Of SPACE.

    With a metaphor jammed in so subtly that it makes Elysium look… much more subtle.

    At least Matt Damon wasn’t secretly a princess.
    http://cdn03.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/matt_damon_drag/matt-damon-drag-09.jpg

  • Like Icare

    Snoopy electrocutes Woodstock. Cause he’s a dick.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You’re just the afterbirth, Steve, slithered out on your mother’s filth. They should have put you in glass jar on a mantelpiece. Where were you when Paul was suckling at his mother’s teat, eh? Where were you? Who was nursing you, poor Steve, one of Rich’s sows? That webzone has been had, there’s nothing you can do about it. It’s gone, had.

  • RLMkeepitup

    That’s okay I get it you were using sarcasm as dry as the Sahara.

  • omitted

    I think you are missing my conno r tation.

  • Steve

    I drink YOUR milkshake. I drink it up.
    Insert stupid gif of Daniel Day Lewis below.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    you do seem a bit kranky today. are you drinking?

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    that would have been the best bit Rich is a sex god.

  • Duckler

    Ah yes, your Patrón dollars at work..

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I need some regular heady, if you catch my drift.

    Get it? Huh?

    Oral.
    Blow job. BJ.
    Fellatio.
    Rainbow party.
    Downing the dog.
    Licking the popsicle.
    Playing the skin flute.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I did? I guess I forgot.

    Where’s my brain medicine?

  • Lional punsalot

    I don’t think he gets it.

  • Lional punsalot

    That’s gonna be great.

  • Lional punsalot

    You know how to make friends dont you?

    Teach us oh wise and great steve, make us original with your originality so that we can originally originate the original for you.

  • Lional punsalot

    Hey welcome to RLM now fuck off back to the hole you crawled out of.

  • Lional punsalot

    Seems we have a new influx of assholes since I left.

    Omitted must be in heaven.

  • Lional punsalot

    When did he get cancer…part time?

  • Lional punsalot

    What surprised me about that whole thing is they convinced him to read the line more than once in the first place between naps.

  • Lional punsalot

    It’s like poetry so it makes me sick.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    he is to busy being gay for jay. but yeah there are some turds in the soup.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    and the very next day you started posting pics to make a joke… is this irony or rust?

  • Like Icare

    Yeah-yeah… Yay-Jay and all that…

    I’m saying how that is both the lynchpin of the story AND Kyle Reese’s sole purpose in the universe.
    His entire purpose of existence is in fucking Sarah Connor.

    If he doesn’t to do that he will not would have existed.
    And the only way for him to exist is to go back in time and fuck his savior’s mom.
    Which kinda rhymes.

  • HNSZ

    I was watching RLM before you were born.

  • Steve

    I think you misunderstood. I didn’t say there was anything wrong with posting pictures. I said that gifs and memes aren’t amusing, clever, or very creative. Check your fax.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i would have to say that it depends how you use them. and a pic is a meme with out text…
    P.S a lot of the memes and gif’s people use here are ones they made them selves.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    damn i missed the chance to make a fax machine joke…
    blablabla are you from north korea something, something fax machine…

  • Steve

    I think we could spend all day discussing what a meme is and not be satisfied, suffice to say I disagree with your definition of the difference between a meme and a picture. I agree that a meme/gif can probably be used effectively, they just aren’t. It’s like trying to watch one of those “Scary Movie”-type spoof movies, where every joke is just a pop-culture reference.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    not trying to be a prick. but how is there a line that says posting photos with no added content to your post is more creative that a meme or a gif attached to a similar comment?
    i make most of the memes i post. and if i can i take the pic with my own camera.

  • Steve

    To clarify, I didn’t mean to imply that one can just post a picture and that = instant originality.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    so you do something you hate other people doing? posting visual media to emphasize your point.

  • Steve

    I hurt my brain trying to understand how you got to this conclusion.

  • Red Skeleton

    Major continuity error at 2:16. I expect better editing work from Mr. Bauman.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    it hurts my brain trying to understand your point. do you think posting visual media to emphasize your posts is wrong or not?

  • omitted

    Why wouldn’t have Kyle Reese existed if John Connor hadn’t been born? Granted, he would have died with rest of the humanity in the future, but he would have still existed.

  • Steve

    No

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    so your whole post was bull shit? how is posting publicity shots from google not “Things which are by definition stolen jokes which have been beaten to death.” ?

  • Steve

    How is it?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    how isnt it? tell me your just trolling and not that stupid?

  • Steve

    I can’t answer a question that doesn’t make any sense. All I can say is “publicity photo” != “stolen and stale joke”. If you can’t understand this, I can’t help you.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    “publicity photo” != “stolen and stale joke”. that makes no sense literally and grammatically. my question is valid. do you not get you did the same thing you are hating on?

    please explain how you posting pics for your joke is not the same thing as gifs or memes.

  • Steve

    Step 1. See above.
    If above does not make sense. Proceed to step 2.
    Step 2. Drink bleach.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    ok. your a troll i tried. now its fun time.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    Stephen is officially a troll and fair game. shoot to kill.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    good can you take Stephen with you?

  • Steve

    Don’t be upset just because your argument fell apart. We’re all adults here.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    type faster stephen.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    are we stephen? its sad, your either delusional or under the misapprehension that i still think your “Mesa dont get it.” act is still working either. way its over troll.

  • Like Icare

    Not at that point in his existence.

    An aborted baby Einstein or Hitler is the same as a dead baby Einstein or Hitler or a 7-year-old Einstein or Hitler – as far as what makes them Einstein or Hitler.
    Same with Kyle Reese.

    Being holocausted severely limits your career and life options.

  • KP

    Probably a stupid question, but you guys use some sort of fake glass, right? Rich could have easily sliced open his jugular when smashing that picture over his head.

  • Bloomburger Metamycheese

    No I don’t remember when Kirk shot God because I didn’t watch it because Star Trek sucks. I win the fat hairy nerd wars. Hurray!

  • Rene Belloq 12 inch Figure

    Best of the Worst: Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas, Elves and Hulk Hogan’s Santa with Muscles 🙂

  • Lional punsalot

    Yeh your a cunt, im marking you out for special attention.

  • Lional punsalot

    Yep im making a list and not checking it twice because fuck these cunts right in the ear holes. Such almighty cunts have appeared that it makes me actually sad I haven’t been here to welcome them properly, but im trying to rectify that as you probably have noticed. I have already zoned in on 3 almighty cunts for special attention.

  • Sully

    Yeah, but John Connor rose from the ashes and taught his fellow meat suits how to take down the Terminators AFTER the first and second strikes, when they were about to lose everything. Kyle survived Judgement Day and those first years without John’s help.

    However, this isn’t some which came first, the chicken or the egg scenario.

    In some other universe Kyle Reese had to of made it into the time machine without John ever existing, and that initial time jump kickstarted a new universe where John was born, grew up, was taught about Terminators, survived Judgement Day himself, and then began teaching folks how to “smash those metal motherfuckers into junk.” In this altenate verse mankind gained an advantage it didn’t have before. In this alternate verse humans may have built the time machine, because Skynet had no reason to jump back in time to hunt Sarah Connor, unless Skynet was already targeting other leaders in this manner. Either way, in that initial verse, Sarah and Kyle were together sans Terminator, so they likely both raised John.

    To your point, yes Kyle’s dick is the savior of mankind, but not just his milkshake cannon. What he teaches Sarah about the war is also important. It gives John a level of preparation that most of the world didn’t have. He knew what to expect, and that expectation kept him ahead of Skynet’s plans, leaving Skynet desparate. Skynet’s plan then turned to eliminating John Connor when he’d least expect it, before he was ever born.

    That’s what created the paradox.

  • Sully

    I agree. The frog DNA had to of done more than fuck with their reproductive organs.

  • 24601

    I loved Rich’s reaction to the hilted light saber.

  • DarkFluffy

    Weird…it’s like if she would speak one or 2 words different I could understand her. But words like “snorksum” are a mystery to me….

  • DarkFluffy

    It looks dangerous but he breaks the first glass with his fingers smashing in it. Shows me it is fake glass. Rest are soundeffects of breacking real glass that fake glass obviously don’t produce.

  • Jonah Falcon

    How did they get that R.O.T.O.R. poster?

  • Ranger Boo
  • kledynk

    excited Rich is just too cute

  • ikdks

    CompuServe rules!

  • EmperorOfMankind

    there is a reaction video to Rich’s reaction video lol

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifT7H78KOLo

  • Sully
  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    you dont really think that in 1500 comments by dedicated RLM fans that this video hasnt been posted already.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    is that comment ironic or do you not understand editing?

  • Barry

    Yes indeed I would have his babies

  • Barry

    Well at least you realize you’re a big Doo-Doo Head

  • Barry

    Just be honest we all know you just want to pork Sully

  • Barry

    …That’s what Steve says to his mom every night when she goes a little too far when she goes to tuck him in

  • Barry

    I’d do him

  • Barry

    All comments are a reflection of I.Q. levels

  • Like Icare

    Probably something to do with apartheid.
    Or the proper use and handling of vuvuzelas.

  • Barry’s Day Out

    Bill Murray after he read the script to Ghostbusters 3

  • Barry’s Day Out

    Rising Force, Dawn of the Force, Fantastic Force, The Force and the Fury, Force Vengeance, G-Force, Farrah Force-it, Force and Glory, Forceful, Full Force, Terror Force, Force Will Be Done, Hell Force, Mega-Force, Mighty Force, Force Field, Any Fucking Force but the Force Awakens

  • Barry’s Day Out

    This is making me hot

  • Barry’s Day Out

    I had one of those til the wheels fell off

  • Captain Turbo

    The Rich Evans cannot be cut by mere glass.

  • Duckler

    It’s cute because he’s fat.

  • whip

    I’ll watch it, I actually enjoyed Tron: Legacy. For the most part. The first half is better than the second half.

  • Thanatos2k

    You’re that guy no one talks to at parties, aren’t you.

  • Steve

    If you want to rage about my personal opinion, you’ll have to wait in line behind the other children.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I’m kinda curious if the guys saw John Wick or the Equalizer. With all the movies coming out it may be due for another 2014 Movie Catchup episode.

  • Thanatos2k

    If you want to have people care about what you say, maybe make it something not so stupid next time?

  • Steve

    Get back in line.

  • Thanatos2k

    Yep, he’s mad.

  • DarkFluffy

    Snorks? 0_o

  • Red Skeleton

    I was not being entirely serious however if I’m somehow misusing the word “editing” please fill me in. Because I’m pretty sure the concept of continuity is at least the partial responsibility of the editor.

  • SHAKMAAAA!!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    the disjointed editing was to show Rich Evans going crazy. and for the laughs. its an editing trick to make things Feel crazy to the viewer.

  • Barry’s Day Out

    It’s hot because he’s sexy

  • HNSZ

    Oh no. Someone posted something you’ve posted already again!
    This website does not revolve around you!

  • Sully

    I actually liked it quite a bit myself. It was a little not subtle in its biblical references, but still highly watchable.

  • Sully

    I didn’t post the original… or the second one… or the…

    You know what, Steve?

    Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut tha fuck up.

  • HNSZ

    You’re the key to all this. You’re actually a much funnier character than people give you credit for.

  • Sully

  • EmperorOfMankind

    ok.

  • Andrey Tarkovsky Reference

    It’s not funny unless Rich loses a finger.

  • Andrey Tarkovsky Reference

    Hilted light sabers are cooler than regular light sabers, in much the same way double guitars are cooler than regular guitars. Suck it, Hendrix!

  • Andrey Tarkovsky Reference

    The Power on Non-medy protects him!

  • Andrey Tarkovsky Reference

    I’d buy that for a dollar.

  • Andrey Tarkovsky Reference

    It’s Afrikaans for “in the butt.”

  • Andrey Tarkovsky Reference

    “Every shot will be so dense.” — Not-Rick Berman

  • Andrey Tarkovsky Reference

    With Jay as Bucky!

  • Andrey Tarkovsky Reference

    AOL still exists? How?

  • Andrey Tarkovsky Reference
  • Sully

    *Countdown To Snorks Movie Initiated*

  • HNSZ

    But he turns into the winter plinkett, So Jay would then turn into plinkett or fake plinkett?

  • HNSZ

    Possibly. Does it matter? It had been buried for two days already.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Every time I try to reed that aloud in my head.. it just slurs into Reese’s Pieces.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Marketing geniusys…ssssss… rather.

  • whip

    I absolutely hate the fact that the majority, prevailing opinion is that the new light saber sucks. But I can’t fight that. I’m not sure if I’m the one being a hipster, or the rest of them. Ya I’m in the minority position, but I genuinely like the look of it. And I really feel that many people are just being sheep and hopping on the hate bandwagon. Because they are going into this WANTING to hate the whole damn thing. I also went into it expecting to hate, but came away pleasantly surprised.

  • andypants1989

    Right…. But if John and most of the resistance dies sending him back in time then what’s the point of the mission? John knew the only point was to ensure his mother wasn’t killed and that his father knocked her up.

  • andypants1989

    Wow, you’re right, all you’ve really succeeded in doing is escaping from your shitty verse into a new verse you’ve created. Unless we use BTTF logic and the original timeline is slowly erased as a new one establishes itself.

    That picture with Martys disappearing siblings scared the crap out of me as a kid. Can you imagine being INSIDE that collapsing timeline as that’s happening. All we saw was a picture from that world with people being erased, but I imagine if you were there that shit would be happening for real.

    Is that what Donnie Darko was about?

  • Sully

    The point of the mission is in the first film’s exposition. Kyle himself admitted that via John Connor’s teachings, humanity had already won the war. Skynet’s rationale was to stop Connor before Judgement Day came to pass.
    John had already taught people how to defeat the machines. He didn’t give a shit if he died at that point. The sacrifice was to save his mother as well as himself.

  • andypants1989

    I thought Looper was clever, even if Young Joe killed himself for no good reason, seeing as that kid he was trying to prevent from turning evil is always going to grow up to be evil no matter what.

    Seriously, look at the original timeline, old Joe gets shot by his younger self and doesn’t go on a quest to find and kill the Rainmakers mother, yet the kid still grew up to be the Rainmaker, close all the loops and conquer the criminal underworld.

  • andypants1989

    Right gotcha, clearly in this next one that isn’t the case though, at least from what I saw in the trailer, it seemed like they were still at war with the machines, so something must have changed the timeline, perhaps the events of the second film.

  • Sully

    The canon’s been fucked since T3, so…

    Who knows?

  • Lional punsalot

    “Its like poetry so it makes me throw old people off bridges”

  • Lional punsalot

    These new guys always seem to think we are upset because we talk to them, do you think its something we said? Do you think that maybe they have an overinflated sense of self worth? Do you think that maybe they have never met other trolls before?

  • Lional punsalot

    Wow I barely even had to try with this guy, I am either getting much better at this or the force is weak in this new batch thats been shipped in.

  • Lional punsalot

    You can try to diminish the effects, but I’ve thought about it and at this point you almost can’t take anything out. One thing just leads to another.

  • Lional punsalot

    You moaning about people posting gifs now makes sense doesn’t it. You are just upset you aren’t a special little snowflake anymore.

    Take a ride on the first boat out of your own ass and accept the future doesn’t belong to you.

  • Lional punsalot

    Welcome to RLM and to my special list. Its the list nobody wants to be on, kind of like the sex offenders list.

  • Lional punsalot

    Sully, I think i have to apologies to you. You see normally I go around the comment section and guard you regulars from the cunts that appear and decide to take a shit out of their mouths into their hands and smear it everywhere.

    Unfortunately my duties in real life have precluded my ability to perform my services as per usual and the result is apparently a festival of cuntivity the likes of which has not been seen in many many months on RLM.

    I am just trying to figure out how I can provide both services that are required of me in a balanced approach that will return things to normal operations.

    Please in the mean time, accept my deepest regrets.

  • Lional punsalot

    Well handled, I would have just told him to eat a dick sandwich.

  • Lional punsalot

    I wrote an apology to sully above, I now share that with you wizard, my deepest regrets.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    yeah but i’m the nice one. i let a troll dig the hole before i push them in it.

  • Thanatos2k

    BTTF is completely unrealistic though. Any changes to a timeline would be felt instantly – actually they wouldn’t be felt at all – everything would just change including all memories of everyone involved.

  • Lional punsalot

    Have you seen my current conversation btw? hes trying to get me banned XD should be fun. You know ill always come back brother, without ying there can be no yang.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    past message: lional She is really a girl and i think quite young. let this one go.

  • Lional punsalot

    meh as you wish.

  • Lional punsalot

    And it has finally realized the error it made. Took a while but it got there.

    It will be worth getting banned if it happens.

  • Lional punsalot

    A god cannot lose a finger, only sacrifice it for the good of his children.

  • Lional punsalot

    I love you sully, this is exactly my reaction upon returning. exactly my reaction entirely “fuck this world is this what happens when i turn my back one fucking week where is the toaster and bath of water”

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    we are talking about you on the t-shirt post. your famous!

  • Lional punsalot

    its nice to feel missed :s and yet if you talk to certain people around here i am worse than the devil and all i do is insult everyone.

    This confuses my penis into not knowing which direction to face.

  • Fognacious Quash

    Bawww, poor wittwe troll isn’t universally loved by everyone just
    because he’s an insufferable puddle of hog vomit who does nothing but
    harass people all day and UN-IRONICALLY CALLS HIMSELF THE SWORD OF
    JUSTICE! Holy shit, how do you not have all the friends in the world?

  • Fognacious Quash

    Oh no, how can we possibly go on without some nobody delusional troll loser with no friends? You’re “services” are so fucking important, you make a real difference in the world by going online and calling everyone cunts, you fucking hero you! Godspeed you magnificent human turd!

  • Fognacious Quash

    Wow, you must be a super awesome guy because you describe yourself like some kinda super hero! Did the Avengers ever have a self-important preening shit basket who’s only power was making a total ass of himself on the internet?

  • Fognacious Quash

    Ooh, your special list! Yeah, we’re all fucking shaking at the prospect of being on the list of people some pitiful narcissist troll is gonna call a “cunt”. God spare us from the impotent wrath of this depressingly broken and powerless excuse for a man!

  • NorthernRose

    Ohh….. I am shaking. You seem to be the very definition of a narcissists and sadist. Tell me are you 12? Because you act like a 12-year-old.

  • NorthernRose

    You have a life? Hahahahaha!!!! That’s a good one! Also Jesus Christ! Are you an ego maniacal bastard who thinks highly of himself. Since when has RedLetterMedia ever needed you? They were doing just fine without you. It’s people like you that are poison.

  • Lional punsalot

    Since people like you decided to turn up its needed people like me to stand around and throw shit in your direction. I am not special, there are many like me just as their are many like you. Btw if you dont think i cant recognise a white knight when i see one, you are mistaken.

    Has your little friend being crying that hard you decided to come and take a dump here on her behalf?

  • Lional punsalot

    I act like the people i am responding to. I am what is called an interpretive troll. I take my cues from you, however you present yourself is how I reply to you.

    Oh but your too dumb to understand that without it being pointed out in great detail I guess. welcome to the list northernrose.

  • Lional punsalot

    This is excellent I really have made a great deal of buthurt this day, another notch on my belt to be added. Thanks for bringing me such joy. And welcome to the list.

  • Lional punsalot

    I am a super awesome guy, you just have to get to know me. Oh but your only here to defend your little friend whos probably still crying that her threats and insults couldnt do anything.

    So you decided you would come and try to do a better job of it but have actually worsened the failure of your friend.

    Wow you must really be desperate to have sex.

  • Fognacious Quash

    You wish you were hated or feared because it’s better than the truth, that nobody cares about you, you have no effect on anyone, you are useless, nothing. I’m not butthurt, I’m just bored and I’m having fun at your expense. It’s too fucking easy, you give me so much to work with, you can’t make one comment without embarrassing yourself.

  • Lional punsalot

    Lol i am getting such an erection from all this i think i might actually have to see a doctor. This is epic, please continue to post, it makes me feel so proud to have turned your circle into a bunch of social justice warriors in the true sense of the slur instead of the incorrect use your friend was trying to use.

  • Lional punsalot

    That is because you haven’t actually looked past your little friends absolute failure.

    Go back a month and see how i talk to reasonable human beings instead of dumb cunts like your friend or continue to fail so hard I have to make an entire folder just dedicated to your friend and how you all failed to stop her crying.

  • Lional punsalot

    I am loved by people whose opinion counts, you dont count, your dumb little cunt friends, dont count and never will.

  • Fognacious Quash

    You really think you have that much of an effect on people don’t you? That is genuinely sad, you’re such a stereotypical loser that it’s hard to believe you’re for real. I can’t imagine how badly you were bullied in high school to make you turn out this way.

  • Lional punsalot

    Dude i have done really fucking well this day, i think you will be as proud of me as I am, look at the dumb bitches friends who think they can get laid by coming here and taking pot shots without knowing what they are walking into.

    I am just so fucking happy with myself right now.

  • Lional punsalot

    And to think it only took me 30 minutes to kick of this shitstorm, seriously you need to get your act in gear mate.

  • Fognacious Quash

    You’re trying waaaaay too hard to make it seem like you enjoy this in a weak attempt to disarm me. Try being a little less transparent, it’s just awkward watching you flail with impotent nerd rage.

  • NorthernRose

    I am sure that the voices in your head have a very high opinion of you.

  • NorthernRose

    You sure do talk a lot about your dick. What’s the matter? Your girlfriend wasn’t pleased by your performance. Oh what am I saying, you don’t have girlfriend. Guess your blowup doll was pretty unhappy.

  • Lional punsalot

    Are you going to cry as well? Is your friend still crying while you hold her hand? Does she still think I will get banned? Is she still trying to talk to lawyers to convince them you really should be able to sue someone for being mean on the internet?

    Do you really think I will ever listen to anything you say to me? Do you really think you can have any effect other than to make me feel happier and happier with every post?

    Is this too many questions? Are you capable of handling more than one thought at a time? Do you think I even read your post before replying, or even half of your cunt friends posts before making her cry with incredibly good trolling?

    Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry (this is a song lyric, I know you are a child and probably dont know anything from before glee came out so im throwing you a bone)

  • Lional punsalot

    My dick is the best thing about me, I go around sticking it in peoples ears every time they spend time reading my words. Btw i stopped reading after dick because I knew already that you were starting to see how futile your attempts are.

  • Fognacious Quash

    Just because you have one spineless little cheerleader doesn’t mean you are loved or your opinion is special. You are the most typical narcissist I’ve ever seen, please tell me what your parents did to you so I can raise my children the exact opposite way.

  • Lional punsalot

    There we have it folks, proof positive of this childs age, I wont bother continuing to expose your idiocy because you do it all for me.

    And it kind of feels like picking on the dweeby kid in the playground, you know the one with spots and glasses who gets beaten the fuck out of daily and follows around that one girl doing anything she asks in hopes he will one day get laid, knowing he will never ever get laid with a 50 in his hands.

    Come at me child, I have given you enough in this post for a rebuttle of some form surely?

    I need more material to wank over when this is done.

  • NorthernRose

    And that right there shows what gross little weirdo you are. What’s the matter your daddy/priest touched you the wrong way? Probably the only time anyone ever touched you or wanted to.

  • NorthernRose

    Did you just describe yourself? I think you just described yourself!

  • Lional punsalot

    I really do enjoy it though, if you actually spend some time reading my past comments there is nothing more I enjoy that spreading misery to the hearts of cunts. Especially ones that walk in blind and have no fucking clue what they are getting into.

  • Lional punsalot

    I know I do or you wouldn’t be here and your friend wouldn’t be crying herself to sleep right now while you beg her for sex.

    You are my proof of just how good I am and you do not even realize it, which only makes this so much better for me.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    so you made a fake account to come here and fight lional…. this is not going to end well.

  • Fognacious Quash

    Why would I read your past comments? If I wanted to kill my brain, there are drugs for that.

  • Lional punsalot

    Again I know I am or you wouldn’t be here and your friend wouldn’t be crying to you. Well done on making my day an absolute success. It only took me half an hour after a week of being away from this site to bring unholy amounts of hell up into this bitch.

    Btw I still only read the first few words of what you are writing.

    I dont need to know what you are saying, just that you are saying it.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    wow lional. there is an army of straw people rising against you.

  • Fognacious Quash

    I can’t even begin to explain all the things that are wrong with that comment. Do you masturbate to yourself in the mirror?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    who me? i’m being nice. dont drag me into it. you dont need that shit fest.

  • NorthernRose

    His comments weren’t hard to miss.

  • Lional punsalot

    You cant because it isn’t wrong, and you are too young to even comprehend the levels of excitement this has brought me.

    You didn’t just fail to protect your friend you have ensured her complete failure and brought joy to the person that made her cry.

    Let me be a decent human being for a second and explain, the worst thing you could have done was come here, because it just shows how badly I upset her without even trying. The best thing you or she could have done was walk away and never respond to me again, instead you decided you could “win” this argument as if there was ever anything to “win” in the first place.

    I am not trying to beat her, nor am I trying to beat you, I am simply making you beat yourself by engaging you over and over and taking my own personal joy out of the experience.

    Some day you may think back to this and understand, once you grow up a little and start to understand the world that is.

  • Lional punsalot

    If you had you might not have made the mistake you made here.

  • Fognacious Quash

    Well you know what they say, “If you can’t beat em, declare victory before you even started and then never shut the fuck up about how great you are”

    You are a joke, a pathetically transparent joke. You have no idea how much you embarrass yourself with every post.

  • NorthernRose

    You sure use the C word a lot. Look dude we all know you have sexually repressed feelings and anger towards women so why don’t you go to a psychiatrist and get some help and some meds which you so desperately need.

  • NorthernRose

    Awww… What’s the matter? Getting your little feelings hurt Lional? Not liking that someone is standing to your trolling and bullshit?

  • Lional punsalot

    I think you just failed again. Listen, to insult me, I would have to think your opinion was worth considering.

    Take andrew for example. Andrew can troll me because I actually respect him and therefor his opinion matters to me. You are nothing, I will never care about the words you say.

    Are you starting to understand yet? The mistake you and your friend made was caring what I said because I am no one to you. That mistake has made me very happy for several hours now, because with almost no effort I have forced you into making fools of yourselves and while I too look a fool most of the time, the difference is I never cared to begin with.

    This is the internet, who gives a fuck how you look unless your a child that hasn’t really grasped those concepts.

    I have had fun with you so now I am helping you, in the long run you will look back and realize what I have said has only ever been truth.

    In exchange for very little effort you have provided me an entire folder of humor.

  • Lional punsalot

    Again you seem to think that matters? In some years when you grow pubic hair and pay a hooker for an hours fun you might start to realize how the only opinion you should care about is your own.

    Your friend isn’t going to suck your cock because you came here and failed hard and made her look even more pathetic than I managed.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    neither is the fact you both have brand new accounts and have but havent posted anywhere else but on lionals posts. dont get me wrong go nutz, insult away. he really is enjoying him self…

  • NorthernRose

    Aww…. What’s the matter? Can’t stand it when people stand up against your shit. Your a joke and a stereotypical pathetic troll. as well.

  • NorthernRose

    Kinda pathetic that he is. Also great job enabling an encouraging this type of behavior. Can tell what kind of person you are in real life.

  • Fognacious Quash

    Nobody cares about you and nobody is devastated by your lame predictable bullshit, I just enjoy laughing at your pathetic one-man circle jerk.
    Now you’re even doing the “I didn’t bother to read that” shit too! By Odin’s balls you could not be more transparent! Did you go to the Reddit School of Fedoras and Being a Ridiculous Tool on the Internet?

  • Lional punsalot

    Stand up against my shit? is that what you think you are doing?

    Who is the egotist now? Do you even realize how I am playing you like a childrens toy?

    I doubt it. Please continue adding to my folder, and feel free to stick around, your little group will make my life here far more fun.

    You should have seen it a couple weeks back, there was no one left to troll and the site was so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

    Now there is life, now there is fun. Please stay and please continue trying to talk to me. I can have a folder for each of you eventually.

  • Fognacious Quash

    Does Lional’s shit taste like funyuns and hot pockets?

  • Lional punsalot

    Again you dont seem to understand how this works, I have given you so much help and yet you still dont see. I guess there must be something wrong in the school you both attend, not giving you a decent enough education to handle trolls.

  • NorthernRose

    I bet you’re one special snowflake or at least that’s what the voices in your head tell you.

  • Lional punsalot

    I use the cunt word because I know it upset your friend, who I know is reading all of this and still crying.

  • Fognacious Quash

    Wow, you sure wrote a lot in response to someone who’s opinion you don’t care about.

  • NorthernRose

    What’s funny is that it has been scientifically proven that trolls suffer from narcissistic and sadistic personality disorders. Sounds like you in a nutshell. You need psychiatric help man.

  • NorthernRose

    Not really. If anything it makes you look gross since that’s all you have been saying and it seems be your favorite word. Do you by any chance suffer Tourette’s syndrome because it sure looks that way.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    it takes you so long to log out from one account and into the other… have you tried having them in separate windows?

  • Lional punsalot

    There is no victory, and the fact you think there is just shows your inexperience. I am more than happy to embarrass myself, you dont seem able to grasp that concept because to you it amount to social suicide, to me its Wednesdays at sloppy joes. To know you are committing the same fallacy you accuse me of though, that makes me warm inside because right now you have to descend to my level each time you talk.

    All I have to do is continue making you post, that is all I have to do to achieve what I set out to achieve. It isn’t victory as such as it is doing what I consider my work.

  • Fognacious Quash

    So your super important duty here is to throw a huge fucking tantrum at people who make fun of you for being such a stereotypical douchebag troll? How is that helping anyone but you?

  • NorthernRose

    Aww…. Not liking of people standing up to what is scientifically proven to be a sadist favorite thing to do in today’s day and age which is trolling. Which is something that you encourage so I guess that you are sadist to.

  • Fognacious Quash

    Oh yeah, some asshole thinks he’s a badass and won’t shut up about it, my world is shattered here!

  • Lional punsalot

    Yep, and watch the shitstorm that ensues. Eventually you guys begin to realize what has been done to you and leave out of shame and the regular denizens no longer have to be exposed to your cuntish idiocy.

  • Lional punsalot

    It is my favorite word today. ever since I saw how your friend reacted to it.

  • Lional punsalot

    What is funny is you think you can claim scientific understanding of what I am or how I think when you are being played like a violin.

  • Lional punsalot

    Writing comes easy to me. trolling comes even easier. you are still responding so it was worth every letter I typed.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    have you been looking at my profile pic? you should have seen the other one…. its worse.

  • Lional punsalot

    I love the voices in my head, they tell me how to make you come down to my level and roll around in the shit.

  • Lional punsalot

    So she is still crying then? Good to know.

  • NorthernRose

    You’re not creating a shit storm. You’re just making yourself look more more pathetic as you drag this on. Just admit that you’re an unloved and pathetic loser with no life with anger issues towards women and move on.

  • NorthernRose

    Who the fuck are you talking about!?!

  • Lional punsalot

    Look at you and your posts I created that out of you. You would never have come here if it wasnt for me.

    You prove how well I performed today.

  • Fognacious Quash

    So that’s just a long way of saying “yes” to my last question.

  • Lional punsalot

    You maybe not (although the fact you are still posting proves otherwise), your little friend is though or you wouldn’t be here.

  • Lional punsalot

    Where is she by the way, I would like her to come in and make some more threats about me being on “life support”

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    look at you referencing things so lame that they had to build a ramp for access.

  • NorthernRose

    Yep, you have proven that you are an unloved and antisocial person. People like you need to have the Internet taken away because trolling for you is nothing but a drug.

  • Fognacious Quash

    How well you have performed in making a huge ass out of yourself? That is correct sir!

  • NorthernRose

    I recommend that you get out of your world which is probably your grandparents basement and go outside and get some fresh air and psychiatric help. Also what kind of subhuman piece of shit gets off on trolling people and calling them cunts? Sounds like a sadist to me

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    do you know the term straw accountsock puppet account?
    sorry, of course you know what you are.

  • NorthernRose

    Oh look if it isn’t the boyfriend coming in to save the day. The two of you remind me of two sadistic serial killers who go around their vans picking off women that they see all for their sadistic pleasures. You two are fucking pathetic.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i must say the irony of your post is hilarious.

  • Lional punsalot

    I love my grandparents basement, its a great place to masturbate. The fact is you are still proving how effective that simple word was in upsetting you all.

    Let me give you some math problems:

    If you have one troll spending one hour to wind up 3 cunts, that means that 3 cunts wasted 1 hour each being trolled by one guy.

    Meaning the 3 cunts wasted how many hours in comparison to the one troll? That is my success here.

  • NorthernRose

    I recommend that you get a different goal in life. Because trolling the Internet is not your strong point.

  • Fognacious Quash

    Ha, you’re proud of being a troll, that’s like displaying your “world’s smallest penis” trophy on the mantle under spotlights.

  • Lional punsalot

    I am very good at it, all I have to do is look at one of your posts, figure out what upsets you the most and continue poking the hole until you have wasted many hours trying to figure out how to troll me while in spending that time, have been trolled by me. Your time is my achievement.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    more like a pizza roll. anybody want a pizza roll?

  • Lional punsalot

    It is a very nice drug as well, especially when it lands so perfectly. I think you are beginning to realize just how flawed your approach has been. A shame I couldn’t keep you going a little more.

  • Lional punsalot

    Its an answer to your question, whether it is a yes or a no depends on your perspective and experience.

  • Fognacious Quash

    The fact that you think you have upset me proves how much you suck at this.

  • Lional punsalot

    It is a little too late to be trying to pretend that, you have already failed her.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    nice try kid but i did ask to be kept out of it. your rabid need to troll wouldnt do that so here we are. welcome to my life, it sux. run for your sanity!

  • NorthernRose

    Oh no please, keep going this is quite fun. Watching you make and other ass of yourself.

  • Lional punsalot

    Your perspective of the internet is fascinating to me, please do go on about how actions and words on the internet equate to whether I am loved in real life. It only makes my victory here more complete.

  • NorthernRose

    No seriously who? Because I found your post while reading all the other post on here and I took a particular hatred of you. You have proven to be quite fun.

  • NorthernRose

    Wooo…. I win the Internet! I’m king of the world!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    really? nice try sock puppet.

  • Lional punsalot

    Still not understanding the internet are you? Well in time I am sure you will.

  • Lional punsalot

    That is what I do, provide fun by running idiots in circles without even trying.

  • Lional punsalot

    Look at my picture, take a good long look at it and maybe you will see how hard that statement made me laugh.

  • Fognacious Quash

    You call us trolls as an insult, and yet your butt buddy is actively bragging about being a troll as a point of pride, make up your mind!

  • NorthernRose

    I bet Lional’s dick taste good in your mouth doesn’t it?

  • Lional punsalot

    That’s the funny thing, I am not and never was trying to upset you or your little friend. That is your interpretation of how this went, and why I have taken so much joy from it. I have worked with what you have given me.

  • NorthernRose

    He can’t because Lional’s dick is in his ear!

  • Lional punsalot

    Yep it sure is good to have a penis that fits straight into peoples ears so you can skull fuck them while they try and insult the size of it.

  • Lional punsalot

    Your recommendations have been duly noted and discarded. How much of your time are you willing to part with I wonder?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    it tastes like a pizza roll.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i thought it was in my mouth. make up your mind.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    you got you accounts synced well done.

  • Fognacious Quash

    Good, cause you didn’t. Whatever the hell it is you are trying to do, you suck at it.

  • NorthernRose

    you no write good no?

  • NorthernRose

    First in your mouth then your ear. The two of you must be really busy fucking each other that the dicks are everywhere.

  • Fognacious Quash

    Do you not see the irony in that statement? I wonder if you are too much of a narcissist to admit you have absolutely nothing else going on in your life….

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    so thats where she stole the dick in the ear gag.

  • Fognacious Quash

    What’s with you and pizza rolls? Is that all Lional feeds you in your gimp box?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i must say i can understand your hatred of me and lional. but your disturbing homophobia is a bit weird. what did the gays ever do to deserve your bile?

  • Fognacious Quash

    I’m not the same person as NorthernRose. I could just as easily accuse you of being a sockpuppet for Lional, but you wrote that whole sentence without talking about yourself, so you couldn’t be.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    seriously the fact that you cant both post simultaneously is quite telling. you straw socks.

  • NorthernRose

    Oh now your saying I’m Homophobic? Of course you are you typical troll. Throwing around slander to try to discredit me. Pathetic. I’m just stooping down to yours and Lionel’s level. Should be happy considering that you support this type of behavior. Not fun when the shoes on the other foot now is it?

  • Lional punsalot

    On this day here talking to you? I am a narcissist, only because I am reflecting your own self. That Is what I do, that is why I am so happy about this whole thing. I am using an entirely new method of trolling, I study you, then I make you slowly realize that I am acting as your mirror.

    Take a long look are you happy with what you see?

  • Lional punsalot

    And yet you are still replying, which proves again how upset you are. For me this is what I do to relax and unwind, what is your excuse?

  • NorthernRose

    Sounds like you need to take a long look in the mirror. Not liking that nobody is treating you like a special snowflake?

  • NorthernRose

    That watching you implode is extremely hilarious.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    you are using homosexuality as a negative thing you think i would find insulting.
    you are reinforcing the stereotype that “GAY IS BAD!”
    am i making lesbian jokes about you?

  • NorthernRose

    It’s because the site. The reviewer on the site likes pizza rolls. His comments section is being dragged in the mud by these two assholes.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i never talk about me. no one needs that.

  • NorthernRose

    It’s not a bad thing. It’s actually normal. But between you and Lionel it’s the equivalent of Satan making love to a hyena.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    says the sock puppet trolls that have never made a single comment on this page that was not an insult.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    so you are not homophobic but like using homophobic insults?
    “well nigger, i’m no racist” much?

  • Fognacious Quash

    Who said it’s a bad thing? You can eat his ass out until you look like a baby who devoured a chocolate cake, I don’t care, you just don’t have to defend his terrible behavior while you do it. You don’t seem like a raging narcissistic prick, so why do you side with this jackass?

  • NorthernRose

    Doesn’t mean I didn’t watch RLM reviews and vids on YouTube until coming here and finding you two. Dumbass.

  • Fognacious Quash

    Well your master should take some advice from you because he’s a delusional egomaniac.

  • NorthernRose

    Ugh… Again with the slander. What a pity.

  • Lional punsalot

    If thats what you think happened here then good luck to you.

  • Lional punsalot

    I dont need to look in the mirror to know my faults. You on the other hand seem oblivious.

  • NorthernRose

    Because he is probably a raging narcissistic prick just like his buddy. He just doesn’t show it as much or is more restrained.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i didnt side with him and i did ask to be kept out of it but i found your childish homophobic remarks needed to be addressed… shit kids even Lional didnt make jokes about you being lesbians in every comment. take a look at yourselves.
    oh and lional is the trolling king. you cant win. he has no reason to stop.

  • NorthernRose

    Faults, good one. More like personality disorder.

  • NorthernRose

    Then why the hell do you up his comments? Your closet troll. Deal with it.

  • Fognacious Quash

    Actually he’s constantly saying I’m only defending her so she will suck my dick. Can you honestly say that’s a hell of a lot less insulting and ignorant than us calling you his gay lover?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    no slander is if i would stoop so low as to say something like.
    “i saw that slut suck a dick for money.”
    i didnt see any such thing and it could cause damage to your reputation so its slander. you posted a lot of homophobic remarks and we can all see them. so its just a statement of fact.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i wasnt talking about him i was talking about you. and please point to my post where i’m insulting you or making homophobic jokes

  • NorthernRose

    Like you being in love with Lionel?

  • Fognacious Quash

    Your master hasn’t made a single comment that wasn’t an insult either, but at least we don’t jerk ourselves off like delusional narcissists while we do it.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    he would think egomaniac is a complement. you really dont know much psychology do you?

  • Fognacious Quash

    When did I say you were? All you do is chearlead your master, like trolling is some big fucking accomplishment or something to be proud of. The only thing more pathetic than a delusional narcissistic troll is the pet parasite of a delusional narcissistic troll.

  • NorthernRose

    So let me get this straight. You coddling and encouraging this type of behavior with Lionel which has been proven by psychiatrist to be a part of narcissistic and sadistic personality disorders is A-OK in your book? What the fuck is wrong with you? Why don’t you go over and encourage and coddle some rapist and serial killers while you’re at it. Fuckwit.

  • Lional punsalot

    Still replying I see, please show more of your own fears for me to feast upon.

  • Fognacious Quash

    That is not a good thing, that is a sign of mental disease, don’t encourage sick behavior like that.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i saw that you up voted yourself. then remembered and changed account. hahahaha.

  • NorthernRose

    Or your fears. Not been as active as you were before. What’s the matter? Needed grandma to tell you that your special snowflake and nobody gets you?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    no i’m clearly a troll. but “closet” you just cant let go of the gay references can you.

  • Fognacious Quash

    Wow, you’re still talking? Nobody cares about you anymore, we’re talking to your gimp. You’re a narcissistic sociopath, there’s no hope for people like you, but we want to understand why your gimp keeps putting up with you.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    he is a good kid. but you have to remember if you feed the trolls they bite.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    have you psychoanalyzed your posts? you should try it its hilarious.

  • Fognacious Quash

    Even in trying to insult other people, all you do is talk about yourself. You’re a delusional narcissist, the end.

  • NorthernRose

    Nobody cared about him start with. He’s an unloved bastard with mommy issues.

  • Fognacious Quash

    If he’s a good kid, then Idi Amin was a sane and reasonable guy. Are you really such a mindless cheerleader that you don’t see the dangerous psychological problems this guy displays?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i am serious. i know how crazy lional and i are. but you seem to live in the SJW mindset that your helping save the world, that your fighting for justice… your not. your just another troll. JUST. LIKE. US.
    one of us one of us.

  • NorthernRose

    How is he a good person? He calls random and unsuspecting people on the Internet cunts! That’s not a good person that’s a sadistic sociopath and loser who is undeserving of pity.

  • Fognacious Quash

    Seriously! Is this what happens when your mom doesn’t hug you enough, or when she hugs you too much and inappropriately?

  • NorthernRose

    If anything you seem to have the SJW mindset of coddling this sadistic and narcissistic sociopath and telling him that “it’s not him that’s wrong it’s the world.” Go back to that disgusting hive known as Tumblr.

  • Fognacious Quash

    Huh? Oh, wait, you still think we’re the same person…are you really so out of ideas that you’re gonna keep going with that? I gotta say though, we’re really nailing this whole “being the same person” thing, cause she’s posted a lot of comments at the exact same time I did! Maybe we have 2 computers…I mean, I have 2 computers. Cause I’m one person. I mean, WE’RE one person.

  • Fognacious Quash

    You should try psychoanalyzing your master’s posts. It’s hilarious too…at first. Then it just gets sad and depressing.

  • Lional punsalot

    “i dont care about you”
    proceeds to write a paragraph proving the reverse.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    ha no i’m an anarchist. i just love watching you all fight. its hilarious.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    you know words can hurt… boo hoo.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    thats o.k i’m almost every person here. just ask HNSZ for the full list.

  • Fognacious Quash

    What if…you’re ME? And since I’m her, you’re both of us! But lional is still just lional because you can’t fake that level of deranged preening jackass.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    if you feed them trolls will troll. and given your rabid homophobia and trolling i have no reason or interest in stopping anything.
    if you want to know the truth, i politely asked lional yesterday to stop and he did. because of respect and manners.
    then you sock puppet idiots come rampaging in waving your SJW swords and even though i asked nicely, you dragged me into it soooo….
    you started this shit fest LIVE WITH IT. or leave.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i wouldnt put it past me to be you as well… its the kind of thing i would do….

  • NorthernRose

    Oh your an anarchist well then that automatically makes your option invalid nor is it worth a grain of salt. Yeah, I’m done talking with you. Because anarchists are on a completely new level of stupid nor are they human. Should have realized that’s why your so drawn to your little friend. As both you don’t endorse evil and destructive behavior.

  • Fognacious Quash

    If he had any respect or manners, he wouldn’t be constantly harassing people for no fucking reason in the first place. And by the way, the more you say SJW, the more you look like an idiot who has no idea what he’s talking about, because that term means nothing.

  • NorthernRose

    Yeah. Didn’t see that in yesterday post. I don’t think your pet took your advice. Sounds like you need to put a longer leash on him.

  • Fognacious Quash

    And being someone else the whole time without realizing it is the kinda thing I would do.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    you going to stop talking to me!!!??? YAY! no more childish posts pretending that trolling is not the goal.

  • NorthernRose

    What am I saying? Just kidding you sub-human evil piece of shit.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    because silly child there are ways to talk to people with out the trolls like you reading them.
    its hard for you to imagine thinking isnt it? its what the grown ups do.

  • Fognacious Quash

    Ha, anarchists, the most childish philosophy imaginable, of course, it all makes sense now.

  • Fognacious Quash

    Again, YOUR master proudly bragged about being a troll! Is it a good thing or a bad thing? Make up your mind!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    it means a sad troll who thinks they are making a change but is the same bigoted self obsessed moronic gibberish that any other troll spouts. a SJW is just a troll in denial about why they are an arsehole.

  • NorthernRose

    Your coddling him. Instead of calling him a dumb mother fucker that needs to see help you tell him that is other people that are wrong not him. I don’t know who is worse, you or him?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    a troll knows they are a troll. your in denial and suppressing rage. let it go. your a troll embrace your destiny and join us.

  • Fognacious Quash

    You just described your master exactly.

  • NorthernRose

    Like you who coddles Lionel and his trolling?Because you are a text book example of a SJW.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    probably me. i know better but.. i just love the sound of breaking glass.

  • Fognacious Quash

    I’m not narcissistic or sycophantic enough to be like you or your master.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    no i’m a SIW(the i is for injustice.)
    i would nuke the world just for a laugh. just because i’m polite dosent mean i’m nice.

  • andypants1989

    Going to have to disagree with you there. There is no way of knowing how exactly it would happen.

  • NorthernRose

    Admit that your a delusional fool with psychiatric issues and join your little pet in a psychiatric ward.

  • Fognacious Quash

    So this is your idea of chaos and anarchy? Some bickering on the internet? Wow, you really are just as pathetic and delusional as your master. He thinks this is some fucking noble crusade and you think it’s epic destruction, you both think what you do is so grand and fantastic. This is 4 people sitting around typing on computers, not a fucking clash of mighty warriors, get your head out of your ass, your life is fucking boring, deal with it.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    but your learning so well. your post was referring to your self. and your constant use of “your Master.” is a calculated insult that you think might be working. your becoming more like us with each post.

  • NorthernRose

    Oh yes, the “we want to watch the world burn” mentality that all too common in anarchists today. Ruining the world for decent and hard-working folks all because your parents didn’t love you and you want the world to be as miserable as you.

  • Fognacious Quash

    You’re not a warrior of any kind, the “warrior” part of SJW was originally intended to make fun of people who think they are these grand crusaders when really they are just losers on computers, accomplishing nothing. That’s all you are. You’re not a warrior, you’re not a badass, you’re just a loser.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i have said repeatedly that me and lional aint quite right in the heaid.
    and watching you decreasing ability to invent new insults points to you reaching the limits of your imagination…
    soon your brain will break and you will be like us. let the hate flow through you.

  • NorthernRose

    He’s just mad because he was unable to go to Ferguson and burn it in a ground.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i have never claimed to be a warrior or that i’m interesting. infact i posted ages ago that my life makes people depressed. i thought you where paying attention. now i’m hurt. sad face.

  • NorthernRose

    Yes which is why the two of you should be locked away or lobotomized.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    hahaha i thought you where done talking to me. that troll blood lust keeps drawing you back to try and make the kill.
    your fun.

  • Fognacious Quash

    Still just a preening jackass, you think you are so special and interesting, but you aren’t, and it’s getting a little sad. You’re just a loser bitching on the internet, it will NEVER be something bigger and grander than that. I will never think about you or your master again when this is done, neither of you have had any effect on my life, other than wasting a few hours arguing with you, which I would have otherwise just wasted playing games anyway.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    fuck ferguson. A: i’m not a seppo. B: the L.A riots are my big disappointment…

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    nope. loving family. just insane.

  • Fognacious Quash

    Seriously dude, stop talking about this like it’s even remotely more interesting than what it is, people sitting at computers typing. You are so desperate to think you are doing something cool, and it’s sad. You’re not cool, you’re just some delusional loser who wants to be the Joker.

  • NorthernRose

    Or that guy from V for Vendetta.

  • Fognacious Quash

    People who are insane don’t brag about being insane, high school douchebags do when they want to look cool. You’re not insane, just an asshole.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    how many times do i have to say that i agree! i’m crazy dislexic and a nerd.. oh and old. dont forget old… but like lional told you right at the start. watching you degrade yourself to our level is deeply amusing. come and play in the mud.

  • NorthernRose

    Nor would they want to nuke the world if they have a loving family. What a Git!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    its spelt ARSEhole.

  • NorthernRose

    You also forgot to mention sadist and sociopath. You have done nothing worthwhile in your life so you try to live vicariously through your little pet. Pathetic.

  • NorthernRose

    Deflecting from the subject. Typical. Your not insane that’s an insult to insane people your are just a pathetic and evil sadist and sociopath.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    sorry isnt an evil sociopathic sadist insane by definition?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    oh please. i have not once swore at you, or insulted your sexuality or made homophobic or graphically sexual remarks. i might be a sociopath but at least i’m not a hypocrite.

  • NorthernRose

    No because sociopaths are aware of what they do and why they do what they do, like you. You just wish it was you hipster d-bag.

  • NorthernRose

    Hahaha! That’s a good one. “I want to nuke the world but I have a loving family” doesn’t sound hypocritical to you? What am I saying of course not.

    Nobody who has a loving family would say that remark unless their family is as fucked up or more so then they are which is a possibility in your case.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    eeeww! hipster. i will have you know madam…. i’m to old to be hip… sad face.
    oh and if you going to be rude do it. D-bag is insulting by its timidness. grow a pair! balls or uteruses i dont care just manwoman up!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    irony rosequash… irony.
    the best part is your both so busy trolling you didnt notice lional hasent been her for an hour or more… so what was the reason for all the trolling?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    so now you insulting my family… keep sinking troll soon you be lower than me and lional.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    so you have descended to insulting peoples family’s. keep sinking troll soon you will be lower than me and lional.
    why not make jokes about raping my mother while your at it.
    surely to a homophobe like you rape jokes are funny?

  • Like Icare

    Well, Ahnold is actually the one in charge of bringing the Candy.
    http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20071223075541/terminator/images/5/5f/Candy.jpg

  • Like Icare

    At the advice of Joint Chiefs of Staff I can not confirm or deny that.
    http://www.crystalinks.com/pipeindians.jpg

  • EmperorOfMankind

    I don’t care.

  • Lional punsalot

    You had to post to try and say that, showing you do care.

  • Like Icare

    Umm… It can’t really work that way.
    “Kyle jumps first” presupposes there was always a time travel origin of the loop, which created the paradox.
    That also ignores the state of no paradox and no time travel loop.
    I.e. How would the things have played out without time travel.

    IMHO, the crux of the story is the underlying attempt of the timeline to correct itself out of the state of infinite loop – cause that basically stops the flow of time.
    Which also fits every grandfather paradox ever.
    IF timeline is resistive to change or capable of self-repair (and there’s a pretty good chance that it would be so in an expanding universe).

    So, back in some original scenario there is no Kyle Reese The Time Traveling Soldier of the Future, but some other guy sires John Connor and dumps his mother (ergo – mother’s last name).
    Perhaps the guy Sarah Connor was supposed to meet that night. Sam-something.
    Or someone she meets in that disco.

    Then there is Skynet, then a nuclear war, then the terminators, but eventually humanity gains the upper hand.
    Then in desperation, Skynet decides to send a terminator to the past, to win the war before it started. And it does that – because, time travel.
    But, that causes the paradox and breaks the timeline.

    So, in order for the universe to continue to exist, timeline gets rearranged.
    The terminator is followed by Kyle Reese.
    HE now sires John Connor, warns Sarah, they defeat the terminator, she gives birth to and trains John, and humans now win again and the timeline can proceed from the point of human victory.

    BUT… If the whole process of timeline correcting itself is not a planned action (no hand of god), but more of a sequence of accidental events that keep happening until one works (i.e. like evolution) – there is room for further paradoxes down the road.
    We are at a disadvantage as we see only the direct outcomes, not all the infinite loops where Enterprise… I mean the universe of the story, gets destroyed.
    http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Temporal_causality_loop

    So, we get Skynet being created from original terminator’s technology in T2 – and we have paradox No. 2.
    Which, again, ends up breaking the timeline – so further changes happen in order for the entire universe to continue existing.

    The fun bit is that seen from that angle, every single iteration that doesn’t end with humans winning AND destroying the time machine and all knowledge of it is just another loop.
    T1, T2, T3, T:S, T:G, TSCC…

    Same way everything with Dr.Who is cannon, everything terminator becomes cannon.
    Until it ends with Skynet defeated and no more time travel.
    Why only that solution?
    Cause in any version of the universe where Skynet wins, Skynet being immortal, WILL eventually get in a conflict with someone else and will once again try to cheat by altering the timeline.

  • Guest

    ahaha what

  • EmperorOfMankind

    ok

  • Guest

    Guys can you please not spam the comments.? My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the comments are being spammed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don’t want me to get burned, then dont spam the comments.

  • Red Skeleton

    On one hand, I couldn’t agree more. On the other hand, I LIKE rehashed memes. Not so bothered about the gifs though.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    If you use the collapse feature of EmperorOfMankind’s video, I think you minimize 300 comments.

    #Science

  • Guest
  • Joe
  • Robby

    Posting images/gifs/videos has been disabled here because apparently it was being abused.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    see above ^^^^

  • ModernDayMinstrel

    So, anyone seen any good movies lately?

  • Johan Wernquist

    Yep I’ve seen The Equalizer. What do you wanna know?

  • Joe

    That’s funny, I saw like 1000 response images and then for the first time ever I was going to use a response image and now it’s against the rules. 😛

    Ok, well thanks for clearing that up.

  • Ah…no.

  • RLMkeepitup

    John Wick was fun. That’s about it for me.

  • Red Skeleton

    It was a while ago but I saw the movie 2010 “Red Hill”. I thought it was amazing, particularly when I discovered after the fact it was shot on a shoestring budget. (I’m being serious for the record). It holds the distinctive honor of having my highest ratio of cinematic pleasure to post-trailer expectations…. in other words the trailer looked like shit. My wife wanted to see it though and it turned out to be awesome. One of the reasons the trailer was so shit was because it was actually an Australian movie and the trailer was doing the thing where nobody talks during the trailer in order to disguise the fact its foreign.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Well it looked kinda cheesy from the trailer, haha so I just want to see the guys talk about it. Was it just kinda guy gets mad and beats people up?

  • Thanatos2k

    Well sure you can make up anything you want since it’s magical science and all, but if you change a cause BEFORE the time you are living in the effect, then the effect is going to change instantly because the cause already happened. Think of it like an Excel Spreadsheet. Change a formula in a column and hit enter – everything instantly updates. The value in cell 5B does not get advance notice.

  • Apocalypse now. Django unchained. Wolf of wallstreet: money never sleaps. Goodfellas. The usual suspects.
    Today I’ve watched The living daylights.
    Tomorrow: The aviator
    And on saturday I’ll see The new Hobbit flick.

    How about you?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i loved that movie. i’m biased because i live near Omeo but australia does good westerns. i call them south-westerns.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    where Apocalypse Now and Usual Suspects repeat viewings? if not, how did your not have usual suspects ending spoiled?
    shit just watching a trailer these days needs a spoiler warning.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i watched raging bull on tv last night. i havent seen it in so long and i have learnt so much about movies since then. so that was like seeing a new good movie.

  • I don’t get it.

  • I watched Teh Beach…literally while at the location it was filmed. It was good…but no better than that.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    Was it the first time you saw the usual suspects?
    and if so, did you know the ending before you watched it?

  • Now I get it. It was the first time. I didn’t know about the ending. It was a blast. I’ve seen many scenes from it before, it’s wierd that it was not spoiled. What do you’ve been watching.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i loved the usual suspects. i saw it at the movies, and didnt pick the twist till the duty cop started giving Kevin Soze back piles of gold jewelry on his release that i thought “Hang on a minute.”
    but mostly for about the past two years i’ve been more into TV than Film. I have to say if you can before the David Fincher remake comes out in America see the English original version of “Utopia.” its one of the best pieces of film making i have ever seen, and totally UNironicaly every image is so dense.

    its the best thing produced by the human race in years.

    http://youtu.be/01VGtX9xfh0

  • Ernest Seven of Borg Nine

    I wasn’t that crazy about the Usual Suspects, but I had it spoiled or me. Sort of. I avoided spoilers for it because I knew it had an awesome ending, but, like, I kind of picked up on the act Verbal wasn’t who he said he was based on the way people talked about the film.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i think the spoiler aspect is important.
    its a well made and acted film but once you know the M Night Scamalamb style twist, the movie has to stand on its cops and robbers drama legs… and we have seen those legs before.

  • Johan Wernquist

    Yep.. and I loved it. It was very “simple” in a good way. I mean, there is no big light from a skyscraper and the world will not go under if he doesent kill the bad guy. The action is very good directed and the sound design.. my god, you ca really feel those gun shots. Cant wait to try this on my home thater.

  • Ernest Seven of Borg Nine

    The film feels tacky if you go into it knowing the ending. on the other hand Sixth Sense is brilliant regardless of whether you know the twist or not. Take out the OMG SURPRISE twist and it still stands as a story about a boy with a terrifying gift he has to learn how to control.

  • Ernest Seven of Borg Nine

    Rewatching Captain America: The First Avenger (After half-watching it a few days ago under, as I discussed under my Red Skeleton username). I only half watched it because I was caring for my young daughter at the time but I decided to give it a second chance.

  • ModernDayMinstrel

    Great choices! Unfortunately I’ve been playing catch up as it’s been a busy few months. Finally got around to watching Guardians of the Galaxy and it may be my favorite Marvel film (granted I haven’t seen too many).

  • Mr.Fister

    whats up whit those redlettermedia T-Shirts I do not see them in the clip and yet they claimed Rich Evans made them famous in this video…he does not even wear one…clearly he lacks confidence in his product….you’ll get a false advertisment prozess on your hands mister

  • It’s an old movie and many have seen it so spoilers are almost unavoidable. The last act was exiting. It was tense cus of the charactors had so much riding on this hit. Well made in many ways.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    So, I made another one of my “re-edits”. This time Rich Evans reacts to this very video. It worked out pretty well.

    http://youtu.be/F-Vilh5K8BM

  • dollar store cashier wife

    it’s a richception!

    #aintIoriginal?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    We must go deeper.

    *BWWAAAAAAHHHHHHH.*

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Andrew Herlihy

    I like the way they mix the sex and Star Wars.

  • Yero

    I’m cancelling my Patreon contributions due to no new content in over 3 weeks.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    thats so meta.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    despite the fact that the video is labeled the U.S version this is the Australian version of the trailer.
    http://youtu.be/M9MouXxXREA
    you would have seen the later official international trailer that was, i agree trying to hide its origins because americans dont like things that are different.
    http://youtu.be/-nrEm9KMV7I

    they also used Rambo style police uniforms despite the fact that the Victorian police use blue uniforms. and that literally NO Australian police force have EVER used jackets like that.
    but we learnt ages ago if you want to play the game you must entice the yanks.
    why do you think we can all do passable american accents?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    how did it go?

  • Ernest Seven of Borg Nine

    I liked it much better though I agree with much of what Mike and Jay had to say about it. It also felt a bit hokey and forced how they’ve got him jumping on the grenade and checking on the boy before running after the guy. I mean those are good character traits but it didn’t feel organic for me. Hugo Weaving was… fine. Never really like Captain America one way or the other. In fact I think the 90’s film was my introduction to the character.

  • redletterjay

    Sorry you feel that way, but it’s certainly your choice. We’ve tried to be as transparent as possible about our workflow. Some online content producers have an assembly line-like approach to their videos which leads to more frequent content, but that’s never been us. Just keep in mind that no new content in a couple of weeks doesn’t mean we’re not working on stuff. We’re simultaneously editing three different projects right now. Editing is the most time consuming part, but also the part that allows for the most creativity and experimentation.

  • Ernest Seven of Borg Nine

    Blarg, the international trailer isn’t available in my country . FUCK YOU YOUTUBE. Yeah I noticed the very american-looking camo uniforms and wondered if that was popular in Australia too or if they were trying to make it look American. I got the feeling the men were supposed to be more like militia than actual, trained police officers but whatever. I don’t know if by “we” you mean ALL Australians but yes I’ve noticed most Australian actors can do some very believable American accents. I just figured it was a prerequisite to star in Hollywood movies.

  • Ernest Seven of Borg Nine

    Yeah it’s tense UNTIL you find out it may have all been a lie. The only part that actually happened for certain IIRC was the bit at the beginning where….. Michael(?) gets executed by Sose. Everything else… may have happened. May not. That sort of filmmaking really takes a lot out of the tension and I’m not a fan of it.

  • Ernest Seven of Borg Nine

    Heavy handed with the character development. That’s the phrase I’m looking for. Forgiveable, though, considering they have the develop his character enough not just for this movie but for the Avengers film as well.

  • Bigphil2695

    Hey Jay. I’m not gay but, I’d like for you to fuck me in the ass. Look me up at the next con.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    We’ll miss you, anonymous nobody.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Editing is the most time consuming part”

    I back this up 100%. I don’t think people realize how much work can go into editing. The fact that you seem to assemble somewhat of a structure afterward [I’m sure the raw footage for HitB and BotW is much longer than what makes the final cut], use multiple cameras [adds a lot of permutations], and are also juggling other projects simultaneously can make editing a real chore, although in my experience it’s usually a labour of love even if you feel you’ve seen the same section of video dozens of times.

    Anyway, just want you to know most of us greatly appreciate the long hours and hard work you all put into making content for us fans. I’d argue most of us are rather patient and realize that just because new HitB and BotW videos aren’t being posted regularly doesn’t mean you aren’t hard at work making said content. I think most donors understand this and support RLM and your schedule.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    dont know if the link will work. but this a silly 71 second video i made. it took 20 minutes to film, 10 for the pyrotech and FOUR hours to edit. and it needs another hour or two to do the sound fx and music. and its not even a good movie!
    trust me they may be hacks but they are not frauds.
    but in my defense my lasers and splosions are practical so its better than a micheal bay transformers movie….

    https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=371544299531041&set=vb.100000264211628&type=3&theater

  • Ernest Seven of Borg Nine

    I have now since watched Thor and Iron Man 2. I’ve now realised I watched them in reverse order of release, though I’m kind of glad. Thor was probably the best of the 3 avengers prequels. I liked the part where Thor died and the woman was like “NO, come back, I love you” and the Thor came back to life and was more powerful and he beat the bad guy. I’ve never seen that happen in a movie before and was quite refreshing.

  • Ernest Seven of Borg Nine