Regarding Samurai Cop…

August 24, 2014586 Comments

A lot of people have been letting us know that the actor that played Samurai Cop has recently resurfaced after years of speculation that he had died. Here is our response to those comments.

Filed in: Best of the Worst

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    People are going to start wondering how I get here so quickly …

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Coming Soon”

    Wasn’t the same thing said about Space Cop? Which cop will come first? Is ∞/∞/∞ an actual date?

  • omitted

    Jay in the video, so I already came

  • Reicine Ceer

    Is there a way of suggesting stuff for RLM to ..ah.. review? I rreeeeaaaaaally want to see a BotW on The Incredible Melting Man, and maybe Dracula 3000 too 😀

  • stefan

    They should shoot the conversation with Matt Hannon in a different room with different lighting temperature to really give it that Samurai Cop feel.

  • intdydx

    Please tell me that he and Len Kabasinski are both in Space Cop.

  • Rodney

    YEAH DAWG!

  • You Are Black Right?

    Are you suggesting you arrive too quickly? Because the first thing you said was “Coming Soon”…

    As regards the actual video: hells yes.

  • stefan

    Samurai Cop 2: The curse of the Legitimate Businessmen

  • Punkster

    Looking pretty good for a corpse.
    Oh wait, I see now… Mike and Jay doing their Weekend at Bernies skit again.
    Well played, I can’t even see the wires.

  • Kenen

    He’s busy doing samurai cop things…like flirting with nurses

  • intdydx

    I hope Rick Berman and George Lucas team up to do a 3 hour piercing review of it.

  • stefan

    Streaming Mario Kart takes precedence, Mitchell

  • Punkster

    I just presumed you lived here Mitch. You do right?

  • Mark Bisone

    Samurai Cop!

    But I thought he was DEAD!

  • Mark Bisone

    Is Matt Hannon related to Matt Damon?

  • Punkster

    Yes they are brothers, their Mum and Dad are also both called Matt.

  • omitted

    Where is the new Best of the Worst promised in Wednesdays stream, you hack frauds?

    http://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/aLQP08V_460sa_v1.gif

  • Mark Bisone

    What about Mark Harmon?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    No, but I’m half black.

    Oops, I seem to have replied to your username and not your comment.

  • Punkster

    Adopted by Len Kabasinski.

  • Painted Pagliacci Of Perfidy

    Jesus Christ, he looks exactly the same. Good for him.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Well yeah, it’s only been 9 days since we saw him last.

    Oh, you’re not talking about Mike? 9 days for Jay, too. Not him either? …

  • Mark Bisone

    Then how do you explain this:

  • Morten Skaaning

    wow… next thing you know, Mike and Jay will be directing the next Expandables.
    Every great b-movie actor you ever saw – ninja starring flipflopping smashed, crowd funded, cloud computed, retro generational trashpocolypse.

    Accept no refunds, bow down to your re-heroes and get ready to rape your wallet!
    “The Expandables”, coming 2015

  • Thom Stone

    how the hell do you people get here so quickly?

  • Punkster

    Just don’t leave.

  • omitted

    I think he looks more like Muhammad

  • Mark Bisone

    I think they just drilled a hole in his back. Rich is offscreen blowing into his chest cavity through a plastic tube.

  • Punkster

    Nice Postcard?
    They look like they are enjoying themselves?

  • j0507

    I hoped at first that him showing up meant he was doing a cameo for Space Cop, but more likely he’s just plugging the Kickstarter for Samurai Cop 2 https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/samuraicop2/samurai-cop-2-deadly-vengeance.

    For $1500 one can have a cameo and line of dialogue in the film. Does anyone else want to see Rich Evans in Samurai Cop 2? I’ve got $20…

  • Punkster

    Yes, that would explain that special effect and Rich’s absence.
    Good job.

  • omitted

    Regarding… Conversation…

    What is this, a philosophy club?!

  • Forever

    It’s a shame Robert ‘Massive Throat Tumor/Goiter?’ Z’Dar is dead…

  • omitted

    “drill a hole in his back” “blowing into his cavity” Ouh yeah!

    Wait a second, you’re not referring to molesting Jay, are you?

  • Punkster

    Has RLM been nominated for the Ice bucket challenge yet?
    Well I nominate you, you hacks, I just did it an hour ago and I’m still bloody cold.
    Get to it!?

  • Previously on Samurai Cop…

    CAPTAIN O’ HARA: “God damn it Marshall, you need to decide whether you’re a samurai or a cop because there sure as hell ain’t room for both in my department!”

    SAMURAI COP’S DAD (in sepia-toned flashback): “Son, you will always be a samurai. The traditions of our people flow through you.”

    JERK ASS STREET COP: “Hey Marshall. Is that a police-issue Yumi?”

    SAMURAI COP’S SASSY FEMALE PARTNER WHO DIES AT THE END: “So you’re a samurai and a cop. I thought men couldn’t multi-task.”

    SAMURAI COP: “I’m the exception.”

    SERGEANT LETTIERI: “Sir the Mayor’s been mayor-knapped. They sent you his lips to show that they mean business… Sir, there’s a note too.”

    CAPTAIN O’ HARA (reading): “Here’s a little something to keep your dick warm… GOD DAMN IT!”

    SAMURAI COP: “Clive was my best friend before I found out he was a ninja. Now we don’t even send each other Christmas cards.”

    CAPTAIN O’ HARA: “You’re off the case and off the force Marshall. The border patrol will pick up the mayor-knappers when they attempt to cross over into Mexico.”

    SAMURAI COP: “Clive’s a ninja. He’s been trained not see borders. His eyes see a stop sign but in his mind it says ‘No Limits!’”

    Now on Samurai Cop…

  • You know, with respect I think I’d be alot happier if this guy WAS fucking dead. As hilarious as I find bad movies, I worry incessantly about the moment when a good bad movie becomes a fucking meme. I want a bad movie just to be a bad movie on it’s own not a fucking reference to…I was disapointed when I saw everyone passing around that “im alive” video…and now I’m much more disappointed that RLM is interviewing this asshole. I think I’d be intererested if they were talking with the director, or a producer or something…but who fucking cares…”rofl a bad actor”? because guess what. Most people are bad actors.

  • Markham

    Can’t wait for the inevitable flashy and totally safe swordfighting action!

  • omitted

    I second that! Can’t wait to see Jay wet and shivering

  • Ogrot

    Matt Hannon is still alive???

    Why hasn’t anyone told us!!!!!!!

  • Ogrot

    Matt Hannon’s Hair only grows more righteous with age!

  • Punkster

    Hmmm I am going to just go ahead and guess by reading all your comments from this thread, that you may have a crush type thingy for Jay aye?

  • Palpatine

    About damn time they addresed this! By the way, did you guys know that Samurai Cop is alive?

  • TJ

    The painting of Baby Rich Evans Jesus speaks to my soul.

    Also, did you know that Samurai Cop is still alive!?

  • craptonium

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  • Gareth

    Matt Hannon is the key to all this, if we get Matt Hannon working. Because he’s a funnier character than we’ve ever had.

  • omitted

    If by ‘crush type thingy’ you mean a soul-crushing obsession with every aspect of Jay’s beardtacular being then… of course NOT.

  • pp

    I just totally squeeed

  • Captain Turbo

    You ain’t the law.

  • Jeremy Davis

    it all makes sense now! Palpatines behind it all!

  • Captain Turbo

    Convergent evolution.

  • Chris

    Matt Hannon, or Lazarus of Bethany?

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Would you like a youtube video to prove he’s not?! Well, here it is!”

  • Captain Turbo

    Yes, please send your suggestions along with $5 to:
    Captain Turbo
    co: Space Command
    1 Rocket St, Astro City, USA

  • Captain Turbo

    Soon in geological time scales. RLM is playing the long con.

  • Captain Turbo

    It’s gonna be great…

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    And didn’t Jay say in some other stream that they tried to reach Samurai Cop guy for an interview, but it didn’t work out?

    They’ve been lying to us all along. They really do like skim milk.

  • maggit

    What? The Samurai Cop 2 kickstarter states that Z’dar is part of the project.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    The ice bucket challenge made you cold?

    That’s cute. Come to Canada.

  • assballsack

    Squeeeeed? Out of your moms ruthless farthole? Matt Hannon?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I did it in a white t-shirt [crop top style].

    I’m not Jay, though … sorry.

  • jaymanxyz2

    Holy craaaaaaaaaap

  • sigaba

    Well played, sirs.

  • sigaba

    The droids are basically useless, he cuts them down like butter.

  • omitted

    So Boyhood isn’t the greatest film of all time?!

  • omitted

    Pics or it didn’t happen!

  • What an odd thing to be unhappy about.

  • Mijk

    All right.. so when’s the next Plinkett?

  • Like Icare

    I reject the buckets meme on account of its inherent sexism.

  • Anthony Davis

    That’s gonna be great

  • This means his internetblog is powerful once more. Good, good.

  • Your dark powers serve RLM well Palpy.

  • Mark Bisone

    (A reading from the Book of Mark)

    |9| After Samurai Cop rose from the dead early on Sunday morning, the first person who saw him was Taco McNash, the Caanandite from whom he had cast out seven head lice. |10| He went to the disciples, who were grieving and weeping, and told them what had happened. |11| But when he told them that Samurai Cop was alive and he had seen him, they laughed and told him to fuck off back to Mexi-snow.

    |12| Afterward he appeared in a different form to two of his followers who were furiously masturbating to Japanese katana porn. |13| They rushed back to their webzones to tell the others, but no one believed them.

    |14| Still later he appeared to the eleven manbabies as they were whiteknighting. He rebuked them for their stubborn unbelief because they refused to believe those who had subscribed to his youtube channel after he had been raised from a bogus internet death rumor.

    |15| And then he told them, “Now I’m telling you son of a bitches, this is a country that respects legitimate death merchants, not Swiss children who distribute bank accounts through drugs on the secret streets. Got it?”

  • Alex

    I don’t know this Mr Kabasinski or Samurai Cop. And don’t give me this “you gotta read ’em books to understand” I don’t care so I won’t read ’em, or any books for that matter.
    Just give me those damn pizza rolls you promised, you internet gangsters.

  • Ogrot

    Not to say Matt Hannon is a good actor, but I don’t think a cast consisting of even Liam Neeson, Jack Nicholson, Javier Bardem, Kathy Bates, Christina Hendricks, and Meryl Streep would’ve been able to rescue Samurai Cop from it’s ill conceived unintelligible fever dream of a script or its grossly incompetent direction and cinematography.

  • Concerned Citizen

    Hey, that dude who played Samurai Cop isn’t dead!

  • Concerned Citizen

    I can’t bring myself to watch the movie. Are those quotes real?

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    No doubt. No doubt.
    -Mike Stoklasa

  • I just saw the actor who played Samurai Cop on RLM, so he’s apparently not dead.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Can you prove it with a video or something?

  • I didn’t see you in church this morning . . . .

  • I’m searching the ‘net….

  • Does he look like the kind of guy who can “navigate” the “internet”?

  • More of this, please. It’s what I’m paying $2 per month for.

  • YOU FUCKS

    He’s stylistically designed to be that way, but we can diminish the effects of it.

  • He’s doing, like, a thing.

  • Stupid Wizard
  • I was hoping this was a sign there’d be a cameo in Space Cop, but more likely he’s plugging the Kickstarter for Samurai Cop 2

    Can’t he do both? Please, God, let him do both.

  • Stupid Wizard

    He looks like Collin from Canada

  • Meester Smeeth

    That’s all very well and good but how are his buddies, Black Cop and Tart Nurse or whatever?

  • poop

    Have you guys heard, the actor from Samurai Cop is not dead.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I thought you rounded the donation total up to the nearest dollar because of your OCD tendancies.

    $8,439.00 a month is no mere coincidence.

  • Ooh, does this mean that Matt is a guest on BOTW? Can he out meathead Sir Leonard? Will he threaten Jack with a samurai sword? Will Rich Evans comment on the size of his genitals?

    Tune in tomorrow for answers to these and many more startling questions.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    He doesn’t dress as nice as Colin from Canada, though.

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    In today’s news local hack Jay Bowman has been charged with manslaughter in the death of notable fraud Mark Stoklasa after he poured a cooler filled with beer bottles on his head, and he was then eaten by a tiger.

  • That’s true: $101,268 per annum is clearly not an accident.

    But the other thing to know about me is that I’m a fucking cheapskate.

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    Its a Best of the Worst featuring a screening of the new Plinkett review, its very meta.

  • Meester Smeeth

    I’m starting to worry that Space Cop may be getting over-crowded. They just keep shoving all these cameos into it when it’s obvious they should be showing them respect, giving them all origin movies of their own BEFORE the team-up. It just shows how desperate RLM are to get a shared universe on-screen.

  • Marvel fanboy!

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    Do not give away great ideas like this for free.

  • Meester Smeeth

    Nuh-uh!

  • If this follows the Sir Leonard pattern, it’ll be a guest starring role on BOTW, a cameo in Space Cop, and a “Conversation” with RLM (expect a lot of grunting and head scratching in that last one).

  • I hope Tina Krause gets a Space Cop cameo too. Her role can be “Marvel Miss.”

  • omitted

    I would rather see a “Conversion” of some sorts…

  • Meester Smeeth

    Hey, at least Marvel know how to have fun with their projects. RLM take themselves way too seriously.

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    I’m five hours late, I’ll be whipping myself in the basement tonight 🙁

  • Ragged Gypsy

    Whoa! What the fuck is the Internet?

  • omitted

    Pics or it didn’t happen!

  • Ragged Gypsy

    ‘Return to Sender’? What is this garbage?

  • Meester Smeeth

    P O R N O G R A P H Y … and film conversation.

  • Like Icare

    An alien who works, sometimes without pay, at a trade or occupation in order to gain work experience.

    http://www.canyoudrawtheinternet.com/assets/asset-store/entry-uploads/intern-et-3112100455.jpg

  • Connor Dino

    Matt Hannon is the key to all this, if we get Matt Hannon working. Because he’s a funnier character than we’ve ever had.

  • Stupid Wizard

    Rich Evans

  • Stupid Wizard

    Hey guys, can anyone translate the SOS box

  • Like Icare

    Considering all the “Gay for Jay” comments here I’m expecting more of a different kind of swordfighting action.
    The kind that involves black Speedos and cake.

    http://www.worstmoviesevermade.com/wp-content/media/2014/01/samurai-cop-13.jpg

  • Stupid Wizard

    It’s gonna be great

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I would love for them to get in a ‘pay-it-forward’ Starbucks line, and film themselves telling the baristas “NOOOO.”

  • Stupid Wizard

    I would love to see an interview with Lethal Ninja who is not lethal nor a ninja.

  • Ogrot

    Dear Matthew Hannon,

    There are so important many questions we hope will be answered in the next few days as you stay in the greater Milwaukee metro region.

    How glorious is it to be in the presence of Robert Z’Dar’s chin?

    Were you at any point intimidated by the sheer gravitas that Robert Z’Dar’s chin commands on the set?

    What was it like to dry hump Melissa Moore for several takes in multiple scenes?

    Did you hit that just like Robert Z’Dar bragged about getting some Krista Lane action after the movie?

    Is Amir Shervan best described as a Turkish porn writer/director aspiring to create a legitimate film or as a Turkish mobster aspiring to break into directing films for the American porn industry?

    What was it like to be screamed at in both Turkish and broken English by Amir Shervan when you would subconsciously fix the busted grammar in his shithouse script?

    How angry was Amir Shervan when he discovered you had cut your hair, so that you could “get a real job?”

    On the famous fight scene with the wig did you only have five minutes to do one take or did Shervan just not give a shit at that point?

    Did Amir Shervan pay you guys in food, alcohol, and a prepaid few weeks stay in a motel six or did he actually pay you in filthy cash wadded inside of an unmarked envelope?

    Was Samurai Cop actually a money laundering scheme for Turkish criminals?

  • Stupid Wizard

    What was the black goo?

  • omitted

    Tru-dat!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Yes, I feel they should have stuck with unknown talents for Space Cop, instead of all these big Hollywood actors.

  • Chris

    Will there be a guide to tell us which disc our Samurai Cop questions are answered on?

  • Stupid Wizard
  • WrongWithYourFace

    How about vids?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Why didn’t you nominate Rich Evans??

  • omitted

    Holograms will suffice

  • Michal Richter

    Get on with the cutting of the next BOTW, you hack frauds!!

  • Meester Smeeth

    Yeah, everyone knows Stoklasa got the part of Past Cop because of his Oscar for Oranges: Revenge Of The Eggplant. I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets to direct his own solo trilogy after Justice League. I mean Space Cop. So much nepotism.

  • dirk beefhammer

    OMG It’s the real Samurai Cop!

    Can you invite the horny nurse too?

  • Eric

    Every frame is so dense.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Now that they’ve cleared that one up, two real mysteries remain:

    A) Has anyone been able to figure out the language in the SOS video packaging? Can anyone translate it?

    B)Why was there no mention that Space Mutiny was covered in one of the most well known MST3K episodes? Is RLM not aware of MST3K?

    If you know the answers to any of this questions, please e-mail to idontgiveacrap@whocaresyoustupiddipshitasshole.net

  • Max Wylde

    Okay, okay, so he’s not dead. Not that I ever thought that he was, because that’s not why I come here, trolling your site. I want the next Plinkett Review! Where is it? Bunch of frauds!

    And already I don’t believe Hannan. How can anyone be happy in Milwaukee?

  • Did you know that Samurai Cop is available on homevideo, I’ve already purchased it…..

  • You tell ’em Spa.. I mean Samurai Cop. No Japanese foreigners can start illegitmate business in the states. This is America man! You tell ’em Samurai Cop. USA USA! *kicks over chair and plants the american flag*
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvni9KbZfoo

  • Mark Bisone

    I was conducting a ninja baptism in the choir loft.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Dredd, you fuck! You are talking about bad actors, and you allowed Stallone to play you in a movie once! And I know because I actually bought a ticket to see that in ’95.

  • Moses McSamson

    In fact, isn’t “Milwaukee” an Indian name?

  • DanceOfBirther

    Yep, just like Mumbai.

  • David

    Iranian, not Turkish.

  • David

    The director is dead and it would be awkward to interview him anyway. Have you seen “Best Worst Movie”? Telling directors of bad movies that their movie is bad and asking them what it was like to make a bad movie is really boring and weird because they generally maintain that it was a good movie.

    With Matt Hannon you get an interview with someone who is:

    1) Alive
    2) Able to shed light on the production and answer questions that a whole bunch of people on the internet have wondered for a long time
    3) Presumably not offended by people calling the movie bad or super concerned with defending it

  • Ugh

    Space Cop has really high fricken hopes now. B Legends assemble!

  • David

    Z’Dar is alive. Amir Shervan, the director, is dead.

  • David

    I know you’re joking, but have you ever seen or read an interview with George Lucas? You will struggle to find someone more incoherent and inarticulate when discussing film – everything is a stylistic homage in his mind, but he’s apparently completely incapable of explaining how in a way that makes any damn sense. A Plinkett-style review with him would be like listening to Frank Chu for hours.

  • NotRickBerman

    It’s gonna be great.

  • Palpatine

    Tomorrow? They said coming soon, which, in RLM time, means in about two or three weeks.

  • At least it wasn’t a Satanic baptism in a low-rent bingo hall (a la Silicon Valley).

    http://www.hbogo.com/#series/video&assetID=GOROSTGP43084?videoMode=infopagePreview/

  • Meester Smeeth

    I don’t understand, shouldn’t Mark Harmon be answering questions in the comments section by now?

  • Bhazor

    What if it turned out the mission they signed up for was a gang bang?

  • Ogrot

    So he is. Something in his imdb page led me to believe he was Turkish. Guess I should’ve went to wiki to confirm. Shame on me. Perhaps his style reminded me of those turkish exploitations of American classic action schlock.

  • Bhazor

    Confused hobo Jay.

    Best Jay.

  • Ogrot

    Then it would’ve been just another work day for Krista Lane.

  • I can’t wait!!!! It’s awesome that Mark Harmon is doing this, I got to watch Samurai Cop again tonight.

  • Michael Collins
  • Michael Collins

    No bingo for me…god damn it!!

  • splimis

    Well this is a shocking turn of events. To think for all this time, all these years, Red Letter Media had the internet. I don’t know what to do with myself, everything has changed.

  • Mark Bisone

    The strange thing is, I really was at a baptism yesterday in upstate New York (“upstate” meaning anything north of the Bronx Zoo). It went off without a hitch, except for the mob of cell phone Spielbergs and the forty seconds where the cute little tyke was almost strangled with her christening bonnet.

  • Michael Collins

    I like the picture of Rich Evans in the background, he seems to be aging well.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Fuck you.

  • Jar Jar Binks

    Meesa back!! And meesa so excite to see Mark Damon is no dead.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Because diversity!

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Gag order, just like Nick Cannon.

  • Stupid Wizard

    Meesa gonna strip your fucking flesh if you shut your fucking mouth, you fucking asshole!

  • Michael Collins

    Edit your post with a ‘don’t’, QUICK!

  • Pablumatic

    Did you notice in the MST3K version of Space Mutiny they didn’t even acknowledge the special effects were ripped off from Battlestar Galactica?

  • Michael Collins

    Ah yes, the Japan fertilizer shortage reference, astute.

  • Pablumatic

    Twenty-million years later is Matt Hannon still on his shredded turkey diet?

  • Stupid Wizard

    I did you fucking dumbass. Can’t you fucking see?

  • Michael Collins

    Whoa, hold up there wiz!
    Ah, there it is..good work

  • Griffin Bain

    Squee!

  • Stupid Wizard

    Taco here has dumped water on his head for a good cause and you hacks haven’t?

    http://youtu.be/AgcHRvaCUS8?list=UUSw3FrTOB7fEanOfoxwNTVA

  • Meester Smeeth

    I had to Googlee Nick Cannon because I’m not too hep on my popular culture. Glad I did, because now I can do this joke…
    I hear Nick Cannon has been slapped with a gag order by Mariah Carey, have you seen this? Have you read about this? Still, I suppose it’s only fair after all the gag orders Mariah Carey’s received from Nick Cannon…
    You- you get it? It’s something to do with big dicks, I think. I’m not sure it makes sense.

  • Meester Smeeth

    Hahaha, oh, Jar Jar. You silly, misunderstood twat you.

  • panzi

    wtf

  • Meester Smeeth

    Holy shit, he actually explained what ALS is in detail and didn’t just gloss over it. FAIL.

  • panzi
  • Stupid Wizard

    I grew a beard, Taco grew a beard, Jay grew one. Is this a disease that we have or something?

  • I’m pretty sure they made allusions to it. Once regarding it being found footage, and another time where they make a vague Battlestar joke. They’re both pretty early on.

  • Jar Jar Binks

    Yousa sound like a sociopath.

  • Jar Jar Binks

    Meesa da key to all dis

  • Meester Smeeth

    I have a beard because I’m laaazzzy. We need to think up some kind of challenge to challenge people with for our cause.

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    Witness relocated after snitching on the Amish Mafia Jay, a classic.

  • Stupid Wizard

    I’m not. I just hate you.

  • Stupid Wizard

    I grew a beard because at first it was for a cosplay then something personal happened then it turned into the beard of sorrow. Now I feel normal and haven’t shaved.

  • Meester Smeeth

    Indeed. Apparently, we need to get you working, but I reckon you could get by by signing on.

  • Jar Jar Binks

    everyones hatesa meesa… meesa used to dat. not everyones wants to “strip meesa flucking fesh”. thatsa sick.

  • Lat

    I grew a beard with the expressed purpose of looking either “homeless or crazy.” When people started telling me I looked both, I continued growing.

  • Meester Smeeth

    I’m sorry to hear of your sorrow. I’m glad you’re back to some normality. Like I said, I’m just lazy. But I do feel pretty normal. About the beard, anyhow. Always have. It’s the cold face the first time you step out of the house after shaving that feels strange.

  • Stupid Wizard

    I think everyone wants to that to you

  • Stupid Wizard

    I knew why Jay grew a beard so that he can cosplay as Spike Jonze

  • Meester Smeeth

    Edit your post with a ‘do’, QUICK!

  • omitted

    So there is video evidence! Nicely skimpy and wet outfit…
    *playlist moves on to the twerking video*
    OH MY GAWD!!!

  • Meester Smeeth

    Hey, say, “Dellow felegates”, that shit is hil-ar-i-ous!

  • Stupid Wizard

    I have started a comment trend oh great….also did you know that Samurai Cop is alive?

  • Meester Smeeth

    Speaking of which, did you know that Samurai Cop is alive and well? Here he is talking to Red Letter Media about how happy he is to be in Atlantic City, New Jersey –

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ11SSSu49k

  • Drain

    Dumping water on your head doesn’t help any kind of cause. I wish people would stop making these stupid videos about it.

  • Drain

    I don’t know why there would be speculation that he’s dead, unless he went missing and was declared dead. People need to stop believing in bolony rumors that have nothing behind them except things like Twitter posts. When you read a news article and it’s nothing but speculation, that’s all you should see it as; not fact, even if the writer is trying to pass it off as so(Which is all too common now).

  • Michael Collins

    Back on topic
    R.I.P Richard Attenborough,
    10 Rillington Place, brilliant..

  • Meester Smeeth

    It helps the cause if they mention the cause and make it clear that that cause is the reason for the video in the first place, which Taco certainly did. It certainly raises some awareness. No matter how popular the trend has become, the “challengers” should ALWAYS mention the cause and not just forget while lezzing-up for no reason like Malin Akerman and Carla Gugino.

  • Stupid Wizard

    I know what’s gonna be in the credits for Jurassic World

  • Meester Smeeth

    Oh no!
    10 Rillington Place is a classic, haven’t seen that for ages.

  • Meester Smeeth

    Computer generated John Hammond created by Weta Workshop?

  • Stupid Wizard

    Fuck no. Don’t you know it’s gonna be ILM!?

  • Stupid Wizard

    Yeah I was out of work, girlfriend left me. It sucked. Luckily my friends pulled me through. I feel extremely better. Hopefully my agent can find me something that isn’t ADR dubbing for trailers

  • Jigsaw

    “Son of a bitches”. I like it. 😀

  • Meester Smeeth

    Ah.

  • sepiajack

    😮

  • Stupid Wizard

    It was so good Francis says it!

  • Meester Smeeth

    Hey, trailers are better than nothing. And don’t get me started on agents. All my agent could get me was factory work. Granted, that was a different kind of agency altogether but when I asked her to get me in a room with Jennifer Laurence I thought she might have at least tried.

  • When did that happen except for that one time?

  • Dude shut the fuck up about that.

  • No I’m in no way taking a defensive position about this movie, consider, I’m in no place to judge (honk) I havn’t seen it yet!!! But I think I’m worried about the format, the aim and the result of conducting an interview with an out of work actor trying to finance a self aware bad movie…

  • What’s to be happy about?

  • And you ain’t no captain.

  • Bart Fargo

    I am so pleased to see more of the actors and crew of these movies turning up. I’m looking forward to this interview with great anticipation.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    If I had a nickel for every time Samurai Cop was alive I’d have one nickel.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I heard his brother narrated his death.

  • atheistconservative

    Jesus fucking Christ stop saying you’re “raising awareness”. ALS is not an obscure disease.

    Most of us can give money to charity without making a video of ourselves and begging everyone to love us. This slacktivism bullshit needs to stop.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Hahaha. What a faggot!

    Wait …

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I’m raising BONERS, not awareness.

  • Meester Smeeth

    I heard David Attenborough narrated him narrating his own death while crouched behind a bush.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I wouldn’t call those stray hairs on my face a ‘beard’, but whatever it is is certainly growing.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Not sure how I feel about this. Flattered and creeped out.

    Creeptered?

  • omitted

    Checked out a few of your erection reaction videos to latest trailers: Hey! I have that exact same poster of Spider-Man 3 (pretty lousy movie, but gotta love that black symbiote suit)

  • Meester Smeeth

    You’re absolutely right. Maybe you should make a video to raise awareness about it.

  • Captain Turbo

    Ha! Then what is this boat doing in my back yard?

  • omitted

    Hey, you’re the one who posted it.

  • Palpatine

    How many would you have for every comment about Matt Hannon being alive? Also, did you know that Samurai Cop is alive?

  • omitted

    Tru-dat!

  • Stupid Wizard

    If I had a nickel for every time people said he was alive I’d be richer than Bill Gates

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    $53.3 million was donated in the same time frame that only $2.2 million was donated last year. That’s 24 times the amount/2,423% more. Huge fucking increase.

    My real beef is how small a fraction of the donations goes to actual research even though most doing it think their donations are going primarily towards research.

    Also, about ALS not being obscure, I’ll admit I knew jack shit about it before hand aside from hearing the acronym. It raised awareness for me. Seems the campaign is working just fine and your cynicism is ill-founded.

  • Mark Bisone

    Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you saying that Matt Hannon is alive?

    What about Samurai Cop?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Free soft core porn. I can show my nipples, yet women can’t.

    #CheckMyPrivilege

  • Stupid Wizard

    Yeah Samurai Cop is alive. Did you also translate the SOS box?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    None, because I haven’t raised enough awareness about it.

    Brb. Dumping ice water over my head.

  • Meester Smeeth

    Screw that! When are these hack-frauds gonna watch Shogi Tabooki?!

  • Stupid Wizard

    Maybe he should dump water on his head in it

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Emailed that address.

    It bounced.

    I’m starting to question you, Hank Henshaw. You being half metal is making me awfully suspicious.

  • Meester Smeeth

    Or maybe he could get gay for Zack Snyder in it.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Hey guys, have you seen Samurai Cop?”
    “What’s Samurai Cop?”

  • omitted

    I may not have noticed your nipples, but my c**k did.

  • Stupid Wizard

    Did those assholes even watch MST3K!?!?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I usually am participating in the latter while viewing the former. It’s not easy, but someone’s gotta d9 04u85 wn wem,8m9a6m65/$w6’7;6ep6pa-0reyhnmjl
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    So hard to get between some of these keys sometimes.

  • atheistconservative

    Big deal. It’s called front-loading. People who would have given money later gave it now, and helped feed the never-ending “look at me” machine we’re creating.

  • Stupid Wizard

    I rather see Carla Gugino and Malin Akerman making out instead. He should get them instead

  • Stupid Wizard

    And annoying whiny people who believe in “Social Justice” which includes defending Zoe Quinn, who is now confirmed to be a rapist…I’m not kidding

  • Palpatine

    Also, will they ever watch Let’s Rap Tree Stand Safety?

  • Sully
  • Meester Smeeth

    Seen it. Fapped to it. NEXT!

  • Sully

    Could be worse. Could be a 90 minute loop of Michael Bay uttering the phrases “I thought it’d be cool” and “Fucking amazing” to the soundtrack of your own brain sizzling on a hot plate.

  • Stupid Wizard

    A woman with dark hair and really cute bangs kissing another woman with dark hair and really cute bangs?

  • Meester Smeeth

    That is sooo hooot.

  • Meester Smeeth

    Jesus, how big is your penis?! Seriously, I’m typing with mine right now and I’m not having any problems. I’m starting to think my keyboard may be unsatisfied.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Wow. He sure does add pounds quickly.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Dear Jay and Mike, and the entire Red Letter Media crew:

    I’ve noticed that there has been an alarming flood of whiny fanboy
    babies and dipshit assholes …

    >Zergling rush
    >buffoons
    >eagerly
    >squabbling nonsense

    Sincerely,
    A Concerned Fan

  • Sully

  • Sully

    ….

  • Mark Bisone

    Can’t you just be satisfied that you saw a Canuck in a belly shirt?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    If he asks kindly enough I’ll slather maple syrup and poutine all over myself while singing one of Celine Dion’s songs.

  • Sully

    Disqus logic:
    -“File too big” = post comment anyway after you hit cancel, and then add image twice in second post for NO FUCKING REASON!!!

  • Mark Bisone

    If I ever get the band back together, our name will be Zergling Rush.

    I don’t know what that even means, but I’ve always wanted to be sued by Neil Peart. Imagine the gavel solo!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I was never personally compelled to donate to ALS until I did the challenge and I’ve a feeling many others are in the same category.

    Also, front-loading? There are hundreds of thousands [maybe even in the million range now] of new donors. These aren’t people that were going to donate later. To further my point: In 2013 they raised about $64 million. So far they’ve raised $53.3 million over the course of about 23 DAYS. I would argue that’s far more than just ‘front-loading’.

    I get being cynical as I often am. Your cynicism here would make a hell of a lot more sense, though, if there weren’t real, quantifiable results from this [rather harmless and fun] fad.

    Finally, how else was I supposed to justify dumping water over my head in a tight white t-shirt? Opportunities like that don’t come very often, my friend. SEIZE THE DAY! CARPE DIEM! HAKUNA MYTATAS!

  • Mark Bisone

    *omitted cracks a “joke” about seizing Jay’s carp*

    (SEE! I did it for you. Americans doing the jobs that Scandinavian perverts won’t!)

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    A few million Koreans just screamed out in anger at you, Marl.

    This link might help … only if you click a link quickly enough, though. If you don’t, they start getting attacked.

    https://www.google.ca/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&rlz=1C1CHWL_enCA551CA552&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=zergling%20rush

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I don’t think any of the RLM fans can read Asian.

  • Mark Bisone

    North or South?

    I just want to know whether to load up my glocks or air-drop a few crates of Miley Cyrus t-shirts.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Mark Bisone single-handedly turns the economy around! Mark Bisone 2016!

    I say single-handedly for a reason. 😉

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    The socially isolated and brainwashed ones.

    Aka South Koreans who are addicted to StarCraft [the Korean Crack® of Video Games].

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I posted this comment above because I forgot which comment I was going to reply to it with. Then I found it again.

    “Dear Jay and Mike, and the entire Red Letter Media crew:

    I’ve noticed that there has been an alarming flood of whiny fanboy
    babies and dipshit assholes …

    >Zergling rush
    >Marvellites
    >buffoons
    >eagerly
    >squabbling nonsense

    Sincerely,
    A Concerned Fan”

  • Meester Smeeth

    Yessir. What the fuck is a “bangs” anyway?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    And then somebody farts.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    You’re cherry-picking only the quotes that make this appear somewhat sensible. Mark Sheeple Bisone.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    My doctor said to lower the amount of droids in my diet.

    I can’t help it that the only way I can eat toast is when it’s slathered in 1/8th of an inch of droids.

  • Meester Smeeth

    You could always go for “Zergling Bush”. Of course, you may get sued by Gavin Rossdale… but then, who the fuck is Gavin Rossdale other than Gwen Stefani’s husband? But then, who the fuck is Gwen Stefani?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Anakin cured him of death.

    He didn’t realize it was a one-time power and that he couldn’t also use it on Padmé. It’s what actually turned him to the dark side. Episode III isn’t canon.

  • Like Icare

    Since you like statistics you’d probably be pleased to know that the tally of the disease boils down to about 280-490 thousand people. Globally.
    At the same time, about 200-500 thousand people DIE EACH YEAR from flu.
    There… now you’re aware of that. Now what?
    Are we gonna have another “challenge” to raise awareness of flu?

    This bucket shit is pure “look at me” self-promotion and bandwagon effect on top of some good old emotional blackmail built-in into all those appeal to emotion campaigns.

    The fact that people “take the challenge” instead of rejecting it and PAYING 10 TIMES MORE or godforbid anonymously donate without putting themselves in the spotlight clearly indicates the priorities of those involved.
    To show themselves as both “tough” and kind while jumping onto the latest fad while whistling the tune played by the bandwagon – because it is cool to do the currently cool thing.

    Hey! Anyone remember those rubber bracelets that were going to cure cancer?
    How about that Kony guy? Did they catch him yet?
    Ribbons! What we need is more ribbons!

    Oh… and this is a rather informative article for those looking to donate.
    http://www.vox.com/2014/8/20/6040435/als-ice-bucket-challenge-and-why-we-give-to-charity-donate

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    That’s not right, Jay!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I nominated Captain America.

    He’s the Winter Soldier we deserve, but not the one we meme right now.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Ah, those reaction videos. I’ve been trying to get away from those. I enjoy trailers a lot but I ‘Canadian’ too much [pull my punches] when it comes to what I say about them.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Callin from Canada is long distance and you get a service charge unless it’s on your plan.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Will a 108 page rebuttal be enough?

  • Mark Bisone

    Hate to break it to you, but Gwen Stefani died seven years ago in a preventable house-fire.

    You heard it here first, kids.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Space Cop will come out in the future … of SPAAAAAAA-

  • Ogrot

    Also where the fuck is this internet?

  • Mark Bisone

    I’ve been wondering the same thing. I get all my RLM broadcasts over my CB radio.

  • Palpatine

    And I taught him how to do that. 😉

  • Hank_Henshaw
  • Meester Smeeth

    Oh… oh, no… that means my comment makes even less sense than it did before… the selfish bitch! If only she’d been cool about fire saf- fuck it, I’m not gonna bother.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “280-490 thousand people. Globally.”

    Fuck, THAT many? That’s way too mainstream, man.

    I say we raise awareness of ribose-5-phosphate isomerase deficiency, one of the rarest diseases in the world with only one diagnosed patient.

    I challenge you, Like Icare, to either donate $0.02 or drink a glass of warm milk. You’ve got only 24 years to complete the challenge! GO GO GO GO GO GO GOOOO!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    She may perform this song, but she’s definitely not COOL about fire safety.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGwZ7MNtBFU

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Breaking News Report: Gwen Stefani is Rich Evans’ grandmother!

  • Mark Bisone

    I’m thinking of starting an awareness campaign for it. Participants will challenge a friend to cook french fries in a lobster pot full of Crisco and then dump it over their heads.

    All proceeds will go to:

    Society for Stupidass Burn Victims
    P O Box 488 Triborough Station
    Brooklyn NY 11229

    c/o Dr. Mark Bisone, Esq.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Stupid Ass-burn*

    You know after eating at Taco Bell.

  • Captain Turbo

    I bet the Jedis felt that one.

  • Captain Turbo

    No one watches MST3K! And did you hear that Samurai Cop is still alive?

  • Stupid Wizard

    HE IS?! Holy crap! I didn’t know! WHY DIDN’T THEY SPIN DASH?!?!?!?

  • Stupid Wizard

    Things that make like the women more.

  • Captain Turbo

    My parents forbad me to grow a beard as a child so now I don’t wear one out of habit.

  • Captain Turbo

    You’re making my brain hurt.

  • Stupid Wizard

    It’s better than Chris Chan’s

    http://www.youtube.com/embed/wRD1EBmaRx4

  • Ogrot

    CB! What are you a fucking billionaire! I go to the local telegraph office and listen to the clicks.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Be honest, Stupid Wizard. You found this when you typed in ‘ice bucket challenge’ followed by ‘wet t-shirt’.

  • Ogrot

    It says Stupidass Burn Victims… Here’s my money!

  • Ogrot

    It’s in fact pronounced Milly wa kay which is Algonquin for, “the good land.”

  • InPrivate

    Coming Soon? Yeah, just like that Plinkett review right? Sonofabitches.

  • Ahh, Alice Cooper and the sweet smell of Waynes World.

  • When Rich is a million years old he’ll be hunkasaurus rex. *slide whistle*

  • Cameron Mitchell

    I’m not at all surprised by this. Everyone thought I died in 1994, yet here I am in 2014 still waiting for someone to CLOSE THOSE FUCKIN’ DOORS!

  • Palpatine

    Yeah an-an-and.

  • Mark Bisone

    You gotta climb up out of the Dark Ages, pal. How you gonna telegram Large Marge on where to pick up the next creepy vaudevillian man-child?

  • Stupid Wizard

    I was looking to find the one with porn star Bobbi Starr but I couldn’t find it. I found yours instead

  • Stupid Wizard

    Not in the kinky way…actual rape. She raped her boyfriend. She openly admitted it.

  • Stupid Wizard

    I thought you were dead, Cameron

  • Stardog Champion

    What the fuck is an in-tor-net? And how it knows Samurai Cop still alive!

  • Palpatine

    CB radio? I guess computers are too “mainstream” for you.

  • instant relief

    Stahp teasing us, RLM! 😉

  • Joe Syxpac

    We all know Rich is Cool about Tree Stand Safety.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Shut the fuck up and dump the water you sexy, sexy, beast!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    There are black bars and then the black bars disappear … The aspect ratio changes.

    Was this GIF directed by Christopher Nolan?

  • Palpatine

    Elmer Fudd and his fat old wife should do a rap number in that tape!

  • Joe Syxpac

    Psh! FAKE! That looks about as believable as the monkeys in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.

    Everyone knows Samurai Cop is dead.

    Nice try though.

  • Gaaaahhh!!! Spoilers!

  • Joe Syxpac

    Sorry, I’m just upset because these hack frauds haven’t come out with a new 101 Wacky Kid Jokes in forever.

  • dirk beefhammer

    SAMURAI COP 2 is coming!

    Matt Hannon returns alongside Robert Z’Dar, Melissa Moore, Mark Frazer, Gerald Okamura, a bunch of porn stars, and George Lazenby (!?).

    https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/samuraicop2/samurai-cop-2-deadly-vengeance

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I guess Nick Cannon is on the cover of Black Monster Dicks #1…

    http://c2.cduniverse.ws/resized/250×500/gay/776/6744776.jpg

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I heard wearing white adds a few dozen pounds on TV.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Oooh. Michael Bay and Zach Snyder could do the review together. We can see who racks up the most mentions of “Cool” and “Fuck.”

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I can’t grow a beard, either. Equal rights for everyone!

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Hey RLM. Thanks for posting this video on the same day as the VMAs. RLM has quickly become my safe place as more garbage footage from the show is released by the masses.

  • Dwigt

    Don’t forget long hair vs wig.

  • Malevolence

    Not fair when it was Mike and Jay who started this rumor so they could raise the hype for this vid

  • Perhaps this clip can provide some comfort. I know people in showbiz also have to sort of live with the darkside of the business. VMA defenitly qualifies as dark and sinister. I’ve never fully watched it any year cus’ I can’t bear myself to. It’s degrading to the industry and only provides a mixture of exposure of talent and a sad parade of indulging ourselves in a “sesspool of filth”. People who work hard and hone their talent have to put up with it and working in the creative arts myself I only find it offensive to anyones lifework. I don’t think anyone is truly happy with it. But anyways, the comfort I promised.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSLwYrPbuts

  • BCFC25

    Fake CGI Samurai Cop

    Try harder you Hack Frauds!

  • Yes, I took notice and crafted a joke. Oh if only everything wasn’t a referense all the time.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    You kinda look like Shia Lebeouf. I’m not sure if that’s a compliment or not.

  • Kawaii as Fuck

    you and I got nothin’ to do….let’s fuck!

  • omitted
  • omitted

    Hey, stop rummaging through my DVD collection!

  • omitted

    I’d still hit that.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I just wanted my copy of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2 back, you asshole.

  • Bhazor

    I like how turned on the blond woman is by all this. I guess she must be really into Japanese fertiliser illegal international markets.

  • omitted

    I had to give it the Worst of the Worst treatment after seeing it.

  • omitted

    Every frame is so dense.

  • NotRickBerman

    Samurai Cop can be anyone, because he lives in your heart.

    And in my heart, Samurai cop is a sexy little…

  • omitted

    Always pull your erection!
    Never hide your reactions!

  • Guest
  • Black Doug

    One more question: Is Gerald Okamura more incomprehensible or less incomprehensible in person?

    Also, Thing I Learned Today: Gerald Okamura was on two different seasons of Power Rangers AND VR Troopers.

  • lucusfarts

    Just gonna leave a message here listing a few bad movies worth seeing for how terrible they are: (btw these are all on amazon prime right now)
    1) infection: the invasion begins, a 5 year old wrote the story and did the “CGI” in quotes because i cant call something made in ms paint cgi without laughing
    2) grey skies, A pointless and aimless little film with annoying screaming idiots, the story is absent.
    3) point of contact, appears to be missing 30 minutes of footage or was edited by a mental patient

    I could list more but the three above are so awful I feel its my duty to point other people in the general direction.

    Btw someone tell jay or rich there is a jack frost 2. Since they were searching for bad films where people are melting, number 2 is a fucking awful piece of shit.

  • Punkster

    Well I live in the North of Scotland, that’s cold enough.
    I’ll still come over to Canada though, if the offer is still on the table?

  • lucusfarts

    he simply regenerated like doctor who and made his first name his last name and added james in front, he is the true god of cinema, he has always been and always will be forever imploring the masses to CLOSE THOSE FUCKIN DOORS.

  • Punkster

    Too soon Sully!

  • Look, here’s the thing, bad movies are always funny. Internet memes get old, and they get old fast…with one exception, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8. I’m just worried about this turning into a “The Room”.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Wait, what? …

    How’d they get to where they were driving to so fast?!?!

  • Ive been after them to do “Laser Mission” and “The Stuff” since they started doing BOTW, but nobody ever listens to me…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    What’s that? You want horrible kids jokes? This is from one I got many years ago. I went through it again last month and took a few pictures of their ‘jokes’ [this one is more like bully fuel].

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    The difference is that I put water on my head, not paper bags.

  • Exactly my point.

    What does verboten mean? It means they have to go back to school!

  • Sully

  • Sully

    What’s ALS?

  • sigaba

    It’s so dense, every frame…

  • Sully

    It’s never too soon for charity.

  • Rack Mus

    Because future car

  • Mitchell Taco Nash
  • Sully

  • Forever

    Really? Well good for him I guess.

  • Memoman

    The editing for this clip was amazing! So spot-on on every single beat and shot!

    I have no idea how to edit. Much less in comicbook format.

  • Memoman

    Prime nonmedy, this one.

  • Memoman

    Prime nonmedy, this one.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Now I Get It …

    … hasn’t been around in the comments for a while. Where is he?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    No, but it’s still on the chable.

  • Jesus the Hutt

    He came back from the dead to make our lives better!!
    Please tell us what to do next, Matt…..

  • Sully

  • Palpatine

    It’s so, beautiful. :’)

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Is The Stuff the long awaited sequel to Things?

  • Meester Smeeth

    I’m not sure. Last I heard he was getting into the rap game.

  • Meester Smeeth

    Well, he must be pretty shaken up about that. I just hope he has the strength to pull through.

  • Sully

    I like a little grape jam with my toast and droids.

  • Mark Bisone

    Sad to report that Mitt Hammon (aka “The Samurai Cop”) has just died in a tragic planking accident, mere minutes after completing his tell-all interview with RedLetterMedia.

    RIP Matt Harmon. We hardly knew ye.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I’m Mike. I’m Jay. Oh Hai Matt. Thank you for coming. So how’s your sex life?

  • Sean Gall

    RLM in true form.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Matt Hammon, he died for our grins.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    If I had a nickel every time I thought Samurai Cop was dead, I’d have no nipples.

    I mean nickels. Fuck.

  • maggit

    I had this happen to me once at KFC.

  • Duckler

    Okay guys, you had me going until the end. I mean, like anyone would ever intentionally visit Milwaukee..

  • Palpatine

    His corpse was found by Rich Evans behind the RLM studio building, who openly wept for his new friend.
    Funeral services will be held at Karpinski Funeral Homes at 205 Forest Hill Ave, Oak Creek, Wisconsin, on Sunday, August 31, from 10:00 A.M. to 1:00 P.M. Fans of the film “Samurai Cop” are welcome.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I heard mcdonalds will provide a funeral band.

    I’m loving it.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Milwaukee exists, just like Samurai Cop.

  • The Summer of George

    Next, do Regarding Henry.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Karpinsky funeral homes. Crossing the bridge…together.

  • Like Icare

    Since I am too cool to be that mainstream I choose instead to NOT collect $200.

    It’s a part of my greater philosophy of not doing shit. It’s sorta like Zen but without all that meditation crap.

  • Firebrand

    FUCK YEAH! Classic RLM.

  • Sully

    It’s pronounced…

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Rather harmless and fun until a group of dumbass firemen electrocute themselves.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    She bang, she bang, she-bang-bang.

  • Sully

    At least he didn’t come back smirkin’ like an asshole.

  • Sully

    I thought that was 2007’s ‘Paraphernalia.’

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You know, you can catch more flies with honey, sweetie.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    That’s how it works.

  • tjp77

    BINGO.

  • man, i am overjoyed to see this collaboration. I need to get this dude in ANGEL OF RECKONING

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I think The Mikenjay should be more thankful when people tell them stuff. Don’t they know there are children in China who don’t even have the internet?

  • Thanatos2k

    Hey, he’s not wearing a wig!

  • Thanatos2k

    Are you saying his interviews are stylistically designed to be that way?

  • Don’t forget Quality cascets, you can stand on them and be just as tall as Mike.

  • Sully

    It’s the only way to be sure…

  • Thanatos2k

    Hopefully, it’ll work.

  • Thanatos2k

    What the hell? You don’t look anything like your picture!

    What kind of hack fraudery is this!?

  • Thanatos2k

    Wait, Chewie is still alive too!?

  • Sully

    They don’t need the internet. Working 80 hour weeks keeps them fulfilled.

  • Jason Ross

    Why have the hackenfreuds switched to the YooToobs? Why do I drink so heavily on a Monday?

  • Nah The Stuff is older than that one.

  • Ogrot

    Like everyone else! I’m going to walk to the edge of her estate and bang two empty halves of coconuts together.

    You need to learn some self reliance. I post all my tweets by issuing computer tones with my voice over my rotary phone.

    I speak Spachii motherfucker.

  • Pablumatic

    They get more shekels this way.

  • Palpatine

    Affordable Prices. Quality Craftsmanship. That’s Quality Caskets!

  • Palpatine

    Mike, Jay, Rich Evans, Jack, Josh, and Len Kabasinki will be the pallbears. And Robert Z’dar will give the eulogy.

  • Thanatos2k

    They always use Youtube for short videos.

  • Palpatine

    Well instead of providing Plinkett with wack-off material, Miley sent some homeless kid on stage to accept her award for her.

  • Can’t have a Canuckian video without an “I’m sorry,” can you?

    Seriously, Taco, you have a nice voice. You had a bit dirt on your face, though. If you had a friend, I’m sure he would have told you.

  • I left that running and now I’m blind because I think I saw Taco twerking. My God, that made the Care Boars look like the Olson Twins. I don’t even know what that means.

  • Stephen Haffner

    Glad he’s not dead — assuming he wasn’t killed by the grammar-police. That’s “sonS-of bitches” I believe . . .

  • I like the “Daddy needs his milk money” Jay.

  • “Felegate”–that’s what they should have called the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal.

    Oh, yeah, I’m rockin’ it old skool.

  • Sir Leonard in da house!

  • I’d like to indulge in this cesspool:

    http://youtu.be/FFOzayDpWoI?t=1m50s

  • DanceOfBirther

    And it had to break during the Simpsons marathon featuring animation by her brother.

  • Captain Turbo

    Because Monday is the seventh favorite day for heavy drinking.

  • Captain Turbo

    I smelled a dead man once. He smelled like apple pie.

  • Captain Turbo

    Unlike Canada, which is fictional.

  • Captain Turbo

    I’m fining you two internets for your egregious error.

  • Captain Turbo

    Jesus came back as Bruce Willis?

  • Captain Turbo

    My brain is very confused after watching that.

  • No its just blown from all the awesomeness.

  • Mark Bisone

    On a side note, I love the new Disqus “Recent Comments” system. The old way just told me if somebody made a comment on a webzone, but this new setup makes it really easy to keep track of my real, meat-world priorities:

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Like a really bad fanfiction.

  • Stupid Wizard

    What’s Prometheus?

  • RHCZ

    Yeah yeah yeah, that’s cool, but, what happened to the Horny Nurse?!

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Awww. I had high hopes for the Limey whores.

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • WrongWithYourFace

    And best of all, it makes me feel special because there’s always someone who has upvoted my comments from a year ago.

  • Sully

    With or without a scope of vanilla ice cream on the side?

  • motoko kusanagi

    Number 11: Please God make it stop, make it end.

  • Sully

    It’s greek for “forethought.”

  • That right there is a rpetty awesome gif.

    what ep?

  • NotRickBerman

    Horny Nurse is horny.

  • NotRickBerman

    Still a better love story than Twilight.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Half in the Bag Episode 46: Movie 43.

    Don’t ask. I just have that type of memory.

  • playdude92 .

    First Question: How come you´re not dead?

  • Ugh

    Does it come with a lifetime guarantee?

  • If this starts to happen, I’m outta here.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lXmvunn7XI

  • Sully

    Youtube via telegraph is too overly complicated. Have you tried smoke signaling?

  • lucusfarts

    to scientology or cocaine?

  • What is going on at 4.00?

  • Sully

    Here’s another for the fire…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm9oMGJDY-8

  • Captain Turbo

    Forget Samurai Cop, what about that dude from Hercules Goes Bananas? Did he ever do another movie?

  • My ex wife

    Just be glad you can remember anything at all.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “I just have that type of memory.”

    Meanwhile Mike’s like, “What’s a memory?”

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Tell me about it. I’m in a love triangle between a moose and a beaver. Contrived and clichéd.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    There are only seven days in a week, thou-OH YOU’RE MAKING A JOKE.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Currently for me there’s someone called ‘technology info’. Clicked on it and it’s some weird fucking blog. The title reads:

    “HOW TOWARDS CREATE A ASPIRATION BOARD”

    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

    “Realize that your relationship is much better or that yourself’re savoring your small children much more or that your not as pressured over economical in just a number of weeks.”

    Oh my god Mark, what have you gotten me into?

    Another link from ‘metatron cube’ takes me some weird page and this quote shows up:

    “IF YOU USE YOUR MIND TO STUDY REALITY, YOU WON’T UNDERSTAND EITHER YOUR MIND OR REALITY. IF YOU STUDY REALITY WITHOUT USING YOUR MIND, YOU’LL UNDERSTAND BOTH.” – BODHIDHARMA

    Okay.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “I’m loving it.”

    Don’t you mean “i’m lovin’ it”? You fucking disgust me.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Where’s Deathlist?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    hey it ain’t easy typing with arthritis you whippersnapper

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I assume you don’t look like your avatar, either.

    Mine is from the 1959 French film ‘Pickpocket’. Not sure why.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Aren’t you dead?

  • dollar store cashier wife

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    No refunds!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Yeah, I was making some weird dance video. At the end of a take I was walking toward my camera to turn it off, but then thought it’d be funny [in the scarred-for-life type of way] to go try that on the wall.

    I had forgotten about it until a few hours into editing when I saw the clip again. I cut it and put it on repeat, thought it was hilarious [in a this-should-be-humiliating kind of way], found music that fit well, and then crapped out this video.

    Basically what I’m trying to say is I’m sorry.

  • Palpatine

    The comments never seem to be on those videos. What’s up with that?!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Thank for for the compliment. Perhaps I could make a few radio commercials.

    The dirt is genetic. It’s some weird condition since I have an X and Y chromosome. Apparently it gets worse the older I get, too. Right now it’s just patchy dirt.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    subliminal message?

  • lucusfarts

    you mean the list of people that worked on attack of the clones and need to be “cleansed”? I keep it in the glove compartment of my car…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    ‘porn online’

    That’s a tad redundant.

  • lucusfarts

    i heard he became the gummibear of candicornia, some of these apples may have been changed when i dragged that tube of pasta….my brain medicine isnt working HEEEELP

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I tried replying with a funny gif but disqus just wasn’t having it.

    piece of shit webzone

  • My ex wife

    Shirley you mean Wes Anderson?

  • Mike Roberts

    I don’t buy it.

  • Meester Smeeth

    Col’ chillin’ in effect! Flavor most, put it on your toast, yeaaah boooiiiii!

    Translated: Nice one, Percy!

  • Palpatine

    It sure does! Quality Caskets ensures that your loved ones will be put to rest in a well made casket guarnteed to last even after your loved ones corpse is nothing but dust!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I got “Papa’s Handyman Drywall Finishers”. All I could think of was Bob Rosenberg.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    That’s a better parody than most ACTUAL parodies.

  • The Summer of George

    Samurai Space Cop will save us all.

  • InPrivate

    Bryan Cranston is just so fuckin’ awesome.

    http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/kiss_cranston_dreyfus.gif

  • Check in the dictionary. Look under the word “freaky.”

  • Sully

    I look just like mine…

  • Palpatine
  • Crixxxx

    When is A.A. Roberts coming on the show to discuss Tales from Genesis Space?

  • Mark Bisone

    Hitabodtoharmher is correct about true enlightenment, though. Studying reality without using my mind is exactly what got me where I am today.

  • Thanks, I need the translation.

  • Mark Bisone

    Either that or time-bending alien archaeologists have hit upon the “comedy” “treasure” “trove” of past RLM comments threads.

    Are people really going back to read all this madness? Will the Gender Studies department at Wesleyan be teaching a course on us in a few years?

  • The Ghost

    I like how his hair is still long.

  • NotRickBerman

    That’s a stunt wig.

  • Mark Bisone

    Beats me, Palpy. You’re the one who’s supposed to know about all that black magic shit. Maybe they influenced the hydrocodones and whatnot.

  • Palpatine

    Popcorn Celing Removal commented twice.

  • Palpatine

    So, which would you rather watch, porn or Mr Plinkett: The Animated Series?

  • The Ghost

    … nuh uh 🙁

  • I did look it up as you suggested. Now I feel guil… gail… giut… guyilt…

    Will it pass?

  • I like you better as Martin LaSalle.

  • Your imaginary Internet friends?

  • Apology accepted.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    They really went all out drawing that fire.

    Like, seriously. Shit’s fucking weak, man. That fire is depressing. Douse it with water. Put it out of its fucking misery.

  • Sully

    I answer your question with another question…

    What’s the difference?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “What does the fox say?”
    “Nothing, because a picture is worth a thousand words.”

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Who?

  • That’s right, Marty.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Never knew the severed, bukakked head of Ian Holm was so hip.

  • Shit, there’ll be co-eds minoring in Bisone studies in less than a decade.

  • What with all of my kidney stones, I know something about passing.

    Yes, it will pass–but it’ll feel like you’re giving birth to a tiny little baby who’s wearing a helmet covered in razor blades.

  • Meester Smeeth

    Ha! I nearly spat semen all over my monitor! Wait…

  • Lat

    That’s my favorite episode of HitB. Jay’s last line has me in tears every time I watch it.

  • Lat

    I love that you, too, have been sucked into the RLM way of life. It’s a black hole; there is no escape.

  • actually, i have ALWAYS loved low budget works from the 70’s, especially 80’s, and early 90s. i truly LOVE alot of the film theyve “reviewed” on BOTW…..to find people/fans of these works makes me happy. its like we’re all in a cool fraternity together

  • you guys had me at ELVES but now SAMURAI COP???? now im a full blown RLM nutt-hugger

  • its part of the joke….he was made to say that line by the director of SAMURAI COP even after he corrected the director himself saying “we wouldnt say it that way”…

  • perhaps though, there is no spoon. no need to escape. if we did manage the big escape and ones were so inclined to follow…..what would happen? would GROWN UPS 2 happen? would LITTLE NICKY happen? i would say as such that they would and thats unfortunate…id rather have GREAT WHITE, EQUILIZER 2000, and RAIDERS OF THE SUN

    and SPACE MUTINY

  • THE STUFF!!!! strong you are with the force Dredd.

    *in Vader voice* Impressive

  • Stephen Haffner

    Thanks for the heads-up, Mr. Kabasinski (luv your work, btw). I thought I’d seen all the RLMs, but I obviously missed the SAMURAI COP episode. 🙁 On the plus-side, I have “Domo_Konnichiwa” to thank for the ID on the relevant episode, and I salute “WrongWithYourFace” for one bitchin gif. Thanks again, y’all.

  • Daniel Nguyen-Phuoc

    Is Len still poking around the comment section here from time to time? I wonder how he feels about being the first B movie celebrity in what appears to be a future long list of B movie celebrities hosted by RLM.

    Edit: Just saw that he IS here! Hi Len!

  • Sully

  • I nominate that fire to do the ALS ice bucket challenge.

  • Palpatine

    And have the Jason Alexander fire alarm tell them to put it out.

  • Staring Alex Rocco as Kurtwood Smith…

  • Guest

    I searched the ‘net then I went into a fugue state. When I woke, I had drawn this. Maybe I’ll color it!

  • The Cops, Space and Samurai respectively, fighting bad guys across the Awesomeverse!

  • Joe Syxpac

    Dead man a la mode?

    Sounds great!

  • I look over the reviews and am amazed by how many people seem to be ignorant of just how horrible the script is. Sure it’s got some entertaining performances, some degree of social satire, and on a cheese level the thrills are through the roof…but for all its entertainment it is first and foremost an incredibly stupid movie. With that said I think if given the choice, I’d rather they did Laser mission.

  • Junkie

    As much as I love Cranston, that’s a pretty rapey kiss. And they’re both married.

  • Lat

    Bingo.

  • This face could easily find it self to a bear bottle. I’d buy it.

  • Guest

    Well something blows! *slide whistle*

  • Well, something blows! *slide whistle*

  • Kidney stones ey. Does it mean you make the same sound as mr Plinkett when he tries to sit down.

  • Palpatine

    His in that gif longer than he was in the new Godzilla movie.

  • Duckler

    So now two “filmmakers” have flown to Milwaukee to meet with two other “filmmakers”.. This is all some kind of money laundering scheme, right?

  • Duckler

    The Len is dead, Long live the Len.

  • Duckler

    That was 400 comments ago.

  • Ooooh, my groin. But at least you’re hugging them and not potatoing them.

  • Mike gets a treat if his brain remembers things.

  • Sully
  • Captain Turbo

    Well, if there’s anyone I would rapey kiss, it would be Julia Elaine Benes.

  • Jillian

    And for their next video, the RLM crew will reanimate him, dead Plinkett-style. There’s still plenty of life to be found in him if you prop him up just right.

  • Lat

    I just meant that you started commenting on here after the Ninja Movies episode and are still bee-boppin’ around the boards. That’s great.

  • Sully
  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Uh, pretty sure it was planned. I didn’t watch the Emmy Awards [don’t think I ever have], but Bryan Cranston and Julia Louis-Dreyfus were together in a video to promote the Emmy Awards. I think this may be a continuation of that with both being in on the joke. It could also be a call-back to when Cranston was on Seinfeld as Elaine’s date.

    Either way, it was staged. Both of them knew about it. Both their spouses knew beforehand and were okay with it. It was done for comedy.

    Also, here’s the video to promote the Emmy Awards.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovqM72em1dA

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Uh, aren’t you forgetting Space Cop? 😉

  • My ex wife

    He’s not famous either, but you are.

  • My ex wife

    Just remember, if that fox takes any pictures, wikipedia can do what the fuck they want with them.

  • My ex wife
  • omitted

    Went to the movies tonight and saw Lucy a.k.a. Tree of Life – The Action Movie. Despite the silly premise I expected a bit more from it. Nope, if you’ve seen the trailer you have seen pretty much the whole movie, except for few nice visuals at the end. Meh!

  • I think this has something to do with the Samurai Cop 2 Kickstarter campaign. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/samuraicop2/samurai-cop-2-deadly-vengeance

    I’m thinking about donating. I’m thinking about it.

  • omitted

    What is all this talk about rapey kissing people whose name start with the letter J? Hmmmmm

  • Stupid Wizard
  • Stupid Wizard

    No, it was my real friends…and my imaginary friends.

  • Stupid Wizard

    Why isn’t he Commissioner Gordon yet, WB?!

  • Stupid Wizard

    HAIL LORD KABASINSKI!

  • who is the other filmmaker?

  • Stupid Wizard

    STOP ASKING COMPLETELY LOGICAL QUESTIONS!

  • LelouchtheFilial

    Man, Matt Hannon was really fucked over at the Emmys.

  • hello Dan! im now a full blown RLM nutt-hugger….i never thought about being the first B movie celebrity on the show….i guess its cool but really i was just excited to meet people, learn new things, take from that what i can to make myself better, and hang out with people who love the same films i always have!

  • bingo.

  • anything with Henry Silva attached has my attention

  • and yet 20 years ago he was in THE TERROR WITHIN with Andrew Stevens. cool flick.

  • man, i tried really hard to find the ending to EVIL DEAD II (the “hail…hail….hail!”…no…..nooooo…nooooo!) ending in a gif, but couldnt find it.

  • Junkie

    “Either way, it was staged. Both of them knew about it. Both their
    spouses knew beforehand and were okay with it. It was done for comedy.”

    Is this explicitly stated anywhere? She looked completely taken aback and didn’t seem like she was expecting him at all. Was it part of her acting to seem like she was rejecting it? Please don’t think I’m accusing Cranston of anything here, like I genuinely don’t care all that much, nor am I some feminist crusader, but it definitely didn’t feel like it was acting. This is pretty typical celebrity behavior at award ceremonies.

  • omitted

    But Jay said a week ago it would be soon. Just saying

  • Stupid Wizard

    I knew you would say that

  • Stupid Wizard

    http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130731194605/cowboybebop/images/0/07/Bang..gif

    I don’t know why but that line reminds me of Bebop

  • Stupid Wizard

    Also over twenty years ago he was in Street Fighter the Animated Movie, which co starred my personal hero Steven Jay Blum. And also nineteen years ago in was in the anime OVA masterpiece Macross Plus, which also was directed by the same guy who direct Cowboy Bebop, Shinichiro Watanabe, and it also co starred personal hero Steven Jay Blum. Now I’m fucking confused.

  • Mark Bisone

    It was kind of a double callback. I think the initial setup was that Julia said in an interview that she didn’t remember Bryan being on Seinfeld. Not sure if that was a true brain-fart or an inside joke, but it’s probably the seed that prompted them to hatch the plan. I think they’re also partly referencing the Adrian Brody-Halle Berry Oscar kiss, even though that’s a pretty stale gag.

    You know what though? Even if the kiss came off as kinda rapey, I think that’s better for the joke. Cranston’s character on Seinfeld was a memorably rapey dude, as I recall.

  • Palpatine

    Just thought I’d like to share this with you guys:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIgww0GA-hg

  • Stupid Wizard

    I CAN’T STOP CUMMING! AARRGHHH!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    He just referred to his dick as a ‘samurai sword’.

    OHHHHH MYYY GAAAAWWWWD!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    And 59 years ago he was in his mom’s wombspace as a fetus.

    He’s gained a lot of weight since then.

  • Nomad Fixbot

    Any chance Samurai Cop will make an appearance in Space Cop?

  • Bruno Marafigo

    Lexi Belle is in the cast O.o Lol

  • Mike V

    Wow. This comment thread is the most entertaining thing I have read in ages. I think RLM fans are crazy but intelligent and always funny..A dangerous mixture….

  • Marty Willer

    Genius! Just… WOW! It’s gonna be great 😀

  • Guest

  • Burn

    “I’m happy to be here … in Milwaukee” – now there’s a sentence that deserves the question “what?” )))

  • Hank_Henshaw

    The Great American B-Movie Swindle

  • bb-15

    Thanks for the link. I checked this out on YouTube where Matt made several comments.
    Brilliant!

  • B’omarr Punk

    It’s gonna be great.

  • Preston Norton

    Guys did you know that Matt Hannon is still alive? I just saw a video of him on that video website. You should check it out because I hear they’re doing Samurai Cop 2 and I think it would be really cool if he was in the movie too. Maybe he could make a cameo.

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