Red Letter Media T-Shirts!

December 5, 2014

Filed in: General Updates

  • Lucas Mass

    FINALLY!

  • ModernDayMinstrel

    VALUE

  • eon davidson

    Where are the Lightning Fast VCR Repair iron on patches? Goshdarnit, Arr Ell Emm, don’t you like money?

  • Domo_Konnichiwa
  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i’m O.Ding on RLM. i cant take all this stuff! take my arse wallet please!!!!!!!!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i NEED BOY HOOD STICKERS

  • pp

    Lightning Fast VCR Repair iron on patches? I want to go to there *drools*

  • Sully

    Did Mike just say “mercy?” UNINSTALL!!!

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Awww. They don’t have shirt sizes in small.

    I mean, I know you’ll never sell them, but still.

    That’s harsh.

  • fred

    YAAAAAAY NEW- oh.

  • Markham

    KILL ME

  • fred
  • fred

    They figure that mostly fat fucks watch the show.

  • Michael Collins

    You better watch out gangham style, Rich Evans is goin viral on your ass!

  • A new VIDEO!! ITS…. ooohhhh.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    just 2 billion views to go!!!

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    I’d buy that for a…lot of dollars!

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    But can we buy them in ‘used’ is the real question.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i’ll take a rich a mike and a jay!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    its a need! not a want.

  • Earth

    Good to know that after two years you haven’t changed.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    That’s right Jay!

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Certified Pre-owned, for 20 dollars more!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    there is no mercy but the RLM AnalSYS. lie back relax and let them in.

  • JAGUART

    I bet Rich Evans is getting so much ass right now…

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    wizard phoenix is going to shit his pantaloons over boyhood stickers!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    oh, wait i only just realised…. its the SPACE COP! set! yay!!!!
    i’m more excited for SPACE COP than episode 7, terminator genisys and jurassic wank combined into “space terminator with dinosaurs!!”

  • Palpatine

    ‘Nuff said bitches…

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    you need to meme that shit up palpy!

  • Palpatine

    But Rich is already a meme and he knows it!

  • FT

    a new kind of Sith Lord?

  • Super Hans

    when can i get a Rich Evans action figure for my son?

  • im in love with jay

    i want jay stickers

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    Rich invented memes.

  • Adam Cleverley

    thug life

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    omitted can take you order. give it some time….

  • Robby

    When Omitted gets here there’s gonna be a fight!

  • Fuck Me I’m January
  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    RICH LIFE! thugs aint got shit on Evans.

  • Robby

    Based on that fake jerking off, you can tell Rich is used to something far bigger.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i know what you mean, but that was the last RLM video… not this one….

  • Robby

    They showed a clip of it in this, which is what reminded me. And you’re not the boss of me, I do what I want.

  • StopThinkingBrainUrGoingToHurt

    They aren’t selling out, they are buying in.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    go hard, never listen to me. i’m crazy and old.

  • ikdks

    It was Awkward Family Photos that really broke it open for Rich.

    You know what’s fun. Go to a con, or a mega comic place like Eide’s in Pittsburgh, go to the vintage toy section and drop 40 – 50 bucks on a mint-in-box toy from the 80’s or 90’s, then give it to a kid.

    There is something really perversely awesome about taking a toy that some nerd preserved in a pristine state for twenty years, and watching a kid tear it out of the box and smash it against a tree in the backyard.

  • Robby

    They had them on CafePress a few years ago. I did buy one at the time. I can’t find them on there anymore though. Someone with the inclination and skill could custom create one there or Zazzle or some similar place though.

  • You Got the Problem

    Plus 1 just for being fucking Super Hans!

  • Captain Turbo

    Tom Cruise’s arm-penis has me hypnotized.

  • omitted
  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    Mike thinks its good to show contempt for his audience, just ask Michael Bay!

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    RLM Merch! Now in sizes 5X and Moo Moo.

  • omitted

    Clearly! Maybe a tank TOP worn by Jay…

  • Earth

    Get off your lazy fucking asses and give us what we want:

    RedLetterMedia Teacups. Us British are counting on you.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    My mom ordered a t-shirt for me last year from RLM. The order somehow fucked up, though, so all I got were those shitty movies on DiViDee that these hack frauds made.

    Honestly, though, ‘Gorilla, Interrupted’ was a really fun watch, except for that one annoying character who shall not be named … I like this new t-shirt design, though, and usually I don’t like things that are different.

    If I order one, can Internet Celebrity Superstar and Our Lord and Savior Rich Evans sign it? 😀

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “It took me over 12 years to collect all those Boyhood stickers.”

    Richard Linklater

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I asked on Patreon about signing the shirts. If they respond, I’ll let you know.

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    He looks like a Def Jam records label exec from 1987. All he’d need is this cellphone

    https://www.florist20.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/old-cellphone.jpg

  • WhatPlanetAmIOn

    Thats cool and all, but I’m right-handed and don’t think I’m comfortable with my lips being dangerously close to a picture of Mr Plinkett.

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    How Mike & Jay sell out:

    Jay: “Hey Mike, should we make t-shirts?”

    Mike: “That’s right Jay.”

    (Three months later.)

    Mike: “Just have Jessi do it.”

    Jay: “Do what?”

    Mike: “Make the t-shirts.”

    Jay: “t-shirts? great idea Mike.”

  • Matthew Banes

    Jay Stickers will be prosecuted.

  • Markham

    I prefer my t-shirts like my books: with big pictures.

  • disqus_1dQzKD1n4Z

    I like this! Much better than the “smash a new iPhone right after you buy it” because this at least makes 2 people happy.

  • disqus_1dQzKD1n4Z

    Can you guys sell Rich, Mike and Jay masks? And I am not talking about those hack fraud cardboard ones. Although I will take anything you offer really.

  • omitted

    Jay mask? Now there’s an idea…

  • Kenen

    WHEN IS THE NEXT HALF IN THE BAG??

    You see that, I did this thing, where instead of saying “when is the next plinkett review”, I said “when is the next half in the bag”, because that’s what I want to see now,

  • Michael

    Agree. Would buy the patches in a heartbeat. Or a R5 droid fleshlight.

  • Steve

    30 Bucks for a t-shirt? Who do you think you are – George Lucas?

  • im in love with jay

    i mean quick cuts stickers

  • im in love with jay

    sorz you were omitted

  • My reaction to THIS being at the end of an update alert from my favorite gang of hacks….http://www.tikihumor.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/37/2012/12/captain-picard-well-fuck-you-too.jpg

  • Use the force, Rich.

  • omitted

    Your username gives me pause.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    RLM said it would be hard to sign because the shirts are so dark, but they’d be willing to try with a silver pen, they suppose 🙂

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    Will that be a Rich or an Extra Rich?

  • Seth

    Nooooooooooo! Where’s the Lightning Fast VCR Repair shirt!? I’d wear that one for ever and ever.

  • Palpatine

    That’s the creepiest way of saying you want something forever since this:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yQzw_1Iflo#t=38s

  • WrongWithYourFace

    If you include a poster into your order, the crew of RLM will be happy to sign it for you! ORDER NOW!!!

    And why stop there? Throw in a brand new copy of Gorilla Interrupted, since the last time was unintentional!

    https://38.media.tumblr.com/fc1b324e1afa0bd4db09d427eaf25d04/tumblr_mezg9tx7vU1qb6hq7o1_400.gif

  • Robby

    You want that review of Annie and The Hunger Games 3 – Part 1?

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    We all you how bad you’ve wanted Jay on your face.

  • Admiral Bone-to-Pick

    Exactly! As a Brit myself, the first thing I looked for in your web-zone store was a Mr Plinkett mug (proper sized mug, mind you – not a teacup): red background all around, with the Mr Plinkett image as per the recent “Mr Plinkett reacts…” video.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    But where’s the baby Rich shirt? Or the sexy little black girl Jesus shirt? Come on, step it up ArrAllAmm!

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    Half in the Kettle

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    I like how replying to this guy/girl answered your own question.

  • Robby

    I loved you in Revenge of the Sith.

  • MikeFromCanmore

    i was hoping for a Birthday boy dick Shirt but this RLM shirt will do !

  • Palpatine

    Can we please go back to bitching talking about “Terminator: Sega Genisys”?

  • omitted

    It’s pure instence.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    You can see the fame is going to his head. Before you know it, Rich Evans will be “leaking” pictures of his to the internet, and claim his iCloud account was hacked.

  • Brack to the Future

    Inconsiderate fucks. Here’s the address for the shopping webzone:

    https://redlettermedia.bandcamp.com/merch/

  • Sully

    Or greasing his body and pouring champagne into a glass on his ass.

  • Sully

    Can I just make myself a “Lightning Fast VCR Repair” shirt and then mail you a roll of quarters for the royalties?

  • Sully

    What’s up with Kyle Reese looking like a terminator and John Connor looking like that guy from Planet of the Apes?

  • Palpatine

    Which Planet of the Apes are talking about? The new one that just came out, or the classic one?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Can someone tell me if it’s worth it joining the RLM message board? Who’s on there, anyway?

  • Palpatine

    I’m on there, but I never post anything, I just read the threads on there.

  • nebakhet

    You’ve got to be kidding me. He’s just sitting there tapping away on his phone the whole time. Just because he got a video on you tube with thousands of views?? that doesn’t justify such a flippant attitude at all, i’ve seen videos on you tube with much higher views, millions even and the people in them dont make a big deal out of it. not to mention all he did was flip out over a star trek trailer and smash things up, which admittedly was funny once I got past the shock of it and realized it was just a joke but what the hell is he wearing sunglasses for now?

  • nebakhet

    correction: his video has hundreds of thousands of views not just thousands, but that still doesn’t alter my point

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Unlike here where the most active posters are witty and smart the most active posters of the forums are pretentious and toxic.Quite a few threads get derailed from movie discussion to flame wars about religion,politics or SJW.Every month or two some folks join just to yell how RLM is worthless without Plinkett and he should hurry up with his matrix sequels reviews or whatever.

    tl;dr-10/10 would bang forum

  • Like Icare

    Step it Up?
    The world famous series of dance/romance-drama films that keeps making money while it dives deeper and deeper at the box office?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Step_Up_%28film_series%29#Reception

    They tried to do a franchise crossover of Red Letter Media and Step Up.
    It didn’t work. Creative differences or so I hear.

    http://i.imgur.com/n42AzBp.gif

  • HNSZ

    “Aaaaooww.”

    Perfect delivery. Rich had one job. One job! And he nailed it. This is why he’s up there and we’re here.

  • Like Icare

    You know how they say… Any review is better than no review.

    Oh… wait… you mean that racist remake of the movie about annoying kid and a war profiteer?

    Meh… Whatever.

  • HNSZ

    I’ll say. That kid has no neck. Scary stuff.

  • Sully

    The latest one.

  • HNSZ

    You’re telling me there is a whole nother elite out there?

    All this time I thought this was the highest point. Now it turns out there is an even higher degree.

    Is it possible to get aquainted with this elite?

    Will I encounter rituals that will possibly finally answer all my queries about the origins of the ongoing homoerotic undertones that have been surrounding these comments sections?

    Beam me up scotty!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I suppose that’s one less account to worry about then. While I sometimes feel the need to express my opinions on said topics and may feel strongly about them, everyone knows that in the end no one is going to win. May as well avoid the temptation.

    Interesting to think the two places would be so different from each other, though. You’d think the same people would be the most active ones in both worlds.

  • HNSZ

    Most enjoyable footage for me still is Rich being forced to trash a piano.
    The tension was perfect. I didn’t know if he was on speed or acid or nothing, or if he was going to get a heart attack

  • HNSZ

    And whose sock accounts are those?

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    You don’t know how much I love that RLM is politics free. Now when is the next Matrix Plinkett review?

  • FT

    After destroying the room and sodomizing a droid? he’s not showing a dull attitude, he’s tired. Probably receiving threats from the Jedi Council.

  • Like Icare

    Yeah, it does take a long time to collect them all but then you get a special prize.
    http://variety.com/2014/film/news/richard-linklater-visionary-award-palm-springs-film-fest-1201365427/

    Teach me right.
    I never collected all of the Animal Kingdom chocolate collectable pictures. They weren’t stickers per se, you had to glue them in the album by yourself, but if you’d manage to collect them all and send it to the manufacturer you’d get a big box full of candy.

    I gave up about two thirds in.
    Well… it was more along the line that the economy gave up. Then the manufacturer ended up in a different country. Then there was a war.

    Many a cold and dark night I’d lie hungry in my bed waiting for electricity to be turned on (maybe) and thinking to myself “Had I only traded my Masters of the Universe toys for the missing pics, things would have been a lot different now.”

  • This!

  • “leaking” pictures of his

    His what?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    There is the fact that Jay is quite active on the forums.And talking about PreRec can get you a direct response from Rich/Jack quite often so it’s not all bad I guess.

  • Like Icare

    It’s like poetry.

    Put it on youtube and start making money off of it for extra rhyming.
    There’d be so many things going on in each video… it would be great.
    You might even get a kickstarter for it and start your own show.
    Or buy a new car and never make the show.

  • Where are the HITB and BOTW refrigerator magnets? And the Pre Rec toothpicks? And the Mr. Plinkett adult undergarments?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Monkey man gets his.

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    All the world is his, his.

  • Ha, that’s why they call it “the Force.”

  • Like Icare

    Isn’t Jay the one in charge for tugging videos?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Jay recognizing someone from the boards in the K2 stream is what made me wonder. I do find it weird that the place is completely hidden unless you log in. What’s the purpose?

  • I’ll take your share then.

  • WhatPlanetAmIOn

    There is a Half in the Bag episode, where Plinkett says “I don’t know what planet I’m on” in the intro. I thought it was kinda funny so I named my account that.

  • Like Icare

    Why not make your own? Like this. And it’s in 3D.

    https://www.flickr.com/photos/13909421@N00/70222724/in/photostream/

  • Like Icare

    They’re gonna need to go to even higher than 64-bit to count those views.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    That’s right Jay!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    for a brief moment I misread SJW, and thought “why are they having discussions about Sarah Jessica Parker?” My mistake.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    English is not my first language. ( ._.)

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Well they are proffesional hack frauds ya know-gotta use every communications channel at your disposal to promote your stuff.

  • Like Icare

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    http://www.dhresource.com/albu_299322030_00-1.0×0/New%20one%20trip%20grip%20bag%20hanger/shopping%20handle/grocery%20bag%20holders/soft-grip%20handle%20mixed%20colors.jpg

    Only $2.45 for 100 pieces (plus shipping and stuff).

  • No.

  • Ogrot

    Way to phone it in, Rich!

  • Ogrot

    Too soon?

  • HNSZ

    Thank you MR. sock account Number X.
    Great one time joke.

  • Like Icare

    If you have read the text above in mock-Chinese, that means you’re racist.

    https://asianamericanmovement.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/malkin1.jpg

  • WhatPlanetAmIOn

    Whatever

  • Ogrot

    Also is that a set from Space Cop in the background?

  • HNSZ

    Go complete your destiny or whatever.
    Byeeee

  • HNSZ

    Welcome to Sully’s great : look at all the gifs I can take from the internet show!

  • Robby

    Do you even comedy bro?

  • We’ve worked hard to make it so.

  • omitted

    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

  • Robby

    I had to look up what SJW meant. I thought I was an Internet veteran. Being proven wrong since 1988.

  • Steve

    It’s gonna be great.

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    Did you feel a whooshing sensation just now? That was more Rich Evans satire whizzing over your head.

  • Robby

    I joined a long time ago, but I didn’t stick around. The vibe there is a lot different than just hanging out here in the comments. But especially now, with the ability to talk to most of the same people via Patreon, no sale.

  • Robby

    Whizzing being the operative word.

  • Robby

    It’s gonna be great.

  • Steve

    That’s gonna be great.

  • HNSZ

    That’s gonna be great.

  • Robby

    I see what you did there. It was like a thing.

  • omitted

    Now I feel tempted to join in on the Jay action.

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    I feel ashamed for not even knowing about the message board. But on second thought, it sounds like a silly place.

  • Steve

    If you guys had shortened “RedLetterMedia” on the shirts to just “RLM” you would have saved a FORTUNE on ink. You frauds still have a lot to learn about bizness. You haven’t been listening to a word George has been saying.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    It’s only a model.

  • Robby

    Maybe by 2034 they’ll have saved up well over $900 in their ink fund.

  • Ogrot

    It’s like poetry, you know, like they ahhh fuck it….

  • Robby

    You’re right. Let’s not go to Camelot.

  • Steve

    Wait… you replied to yourself asking yourself if it was too soon?

    ….

    Well… is it?

  • HNSZ

    I fear you might be experiencing the same sensation right now,

  • Ogrot

    I didn’t know Star War’s middle initial was J.

    The more you know, I guess.

  • Robby

    I thought maybe nebakhet was being sarcastic with his whole response, but looking back at his comment history I really don’t think that’s the case.

  • HNSZ

    amen

  • omitted

    From the snippets I heard in the Nightcrawler and Genisys trailers I was intriqued by this song, but now that I have listened to the lyrics I’m quite horrified.

    “Tax the Rich, feed the poor
    Til’ there are no Rich no more?”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvYgbXipvP8

  • Robby

    Volkswagen makes singing cars now? Christ I’m getting old.

    Also why isn’t there an ounce of Jay-love in your post?

  • omitted

    Once in a while I like to devote a post or two to our Lord and Savior, like every good Richstian should.

  • HNSZ

    Always knew bolsjewism was an enemy of The Rich

    .Doable as score but can’t enjoy this as is. The whole time I’ll be thinking: “get on with it”.

    Rather be listen to some 80’s dark wave to get the same angsty vibe.

  • Like Icare

    Hey… you know how it goes. Coveting what we see every day…
    It’s only human to make the next step.

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    They best not fuck with the Rich…Evans.

  • Steve

    An image at 2:01 says “JETTA is all about energy. She harnesses pure adrenaline…” This song is the musical equivalent to a bottle of Ambien. Where do they come up with this bullshit?

  • HNSZ

    Oh! Jetta. Took me 13minutes

  • Like Icare

    It’s a well known fact that Rich is an integral part of a nutritious diet.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-0lAhnoDlU

  • That’s okay. Please finish your thought in your native language–preferrably Bocce.

  • omitted

    Fuck T-shirts, how much do I need to pay to get into Jay’s pants? (Satisfied, @disqus_Cq33cXXqJ4:disqus ?)

  • Like Icare
  • Palpatine

    I’ll have Jar Jar change your diaper.

  • At first I thought @Redlettermike:disqus said, “We’ve got some brand new merch-n-stock.” I thought, hey, maybe that’s a neologistic Stoklasic portmanteau–sort of a Frank-n-stein mashup of “merchandise” and “stock.” Cool.

    I’m not overthinking this, am I?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Last time was intentional. Both the DVDs and shirt were ordered, but the shirt order messed up. Might be a problem on my mom’s end, though.

  • Sully
  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Whoa, wait … REALLY?! 😀 This is me right now:

    http://i.minus.com/iLmWj18tsB8gu.gif

  • ModernDayMinstrel

    I say, “Feed the Rich!”

  • Mitchell Taco Nash
  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    It is it too soon?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “star trek”

    g8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

  • ModernDayMinstrel

    This is the only thing I hear when people post this.
    Once again, thank you Jack.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUwK7vyMWI0

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    FLAG BAN DELETE BURN!!

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    Its stylistically designed to be that way.

  • Flaw Filial

    Grate.

  • Palpatine

    In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.

  • Flaw Filial

    There was a time when Redlettermedia merchandise was a BYPRODUCT of their videos. There was a charm and simplicity to it all.
    Now, everything SUCKS!

    I bet the only reason why Mike hasn’t killed off Jack, Josh and Jessi is because he’s making a bundle on Jack and Josh action figures and Jessi dolls.
    (Jessi dolls are really just Raggedy Ann dolls with built-in Whoopee cushions.)

  • [Clap, clap, clap] Well done.

    I like my cheeseburgers well done.

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    They need a kickstarter for an album length version.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I ran into vegan-like comments and a bunch of rant comments from RLM’s Into-Stella video.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Mr. Filial! You mentioned roughly two months ago that you were feeling depressed. How are you doing these days?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Hey, wanna play the rape game?”
    “No.”
    “That’s the spirit!”

  • HNSZ

    portmanteaumination?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Rich’s behavior in this reminds me of something

    http://youtu.be/RRb_3hCa72Y

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Hey hack frauds! When are we going to get the shirt that all the fans want?! You know the one! You better deliver you fat skinny fucks!

    UNSUBSRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I liked you in Her.

    … Take that how you please. 😉

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Both

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    They need to hire some young, just graduated, bubbly, enthusiastic, marketing person to work on branding…so we can watch them get ground down by the steel gray Millewalkee sky, and Mike’s dispassionate Slavic outlook on life.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You mean Margot Robbie? Haven’t been in her yet

    http://youtu.be/rUlZSrCd0Qg

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Why? Compared to the masterpiece of flawlessness that was Boyhood those stickers sucked complete ass.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    At least you’re comment isn’t about his-hold on I don’t want to remember that comment.

  • Sully

    Don’t remind me. Mother of god.

  • Steve

    I thought he was bragging about his brand new berkenstocks
    http://www.factorytwofour.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/birkenstocks-cool.jpg

  • Steve

    Speaking of Terminator: Genital Cyst, What happened to Anton Yelchin and Christian Bale from Terminator: Salvation?

    Christian Bale
    http://www.nndb.com/people/332/000136921/anton-yelchin-3-sized.jpg

    Anton Yelchin
    http://www.geekbinge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Christian-Bale-Steve-Jobs.jpg

    Why ain’t they in the moopie?

  • Steve

    I heard Stephen Colbert was going to fight David Letterman to the death in a gladiator-style deathmatch. The winner has to leave the Colbert Report and the loser has to become David Letterman. Did you sanction this?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    neck bait your such a troll.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    This is a lie

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    yeah neck bait is a troll.

  • Like Icare

    Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey… Reboot.

    Hey! At least they made it out safe.
    Look at Michael Biehn and Edward Furlong and what time travel did to them.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    My husband had grown up with the original Star Wars toys, and though he didn’t have them “in box mint,” he did keep them in good shape. When he went off to college, his mom took all his Star Wars toys and gave them away to a neighbor who had a pyromaniac for a son.

    $60,000 worth of toys had melted by the time he came back for winter break.

    He sold everything else so his mom didn’t make the same mistake again.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Ah, a troll, I know just what to do.

    http://media.giphy.com/media/p7GG8eAdgJZS0/giphy.gif

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i miss marky mark, oh wait. no i dont.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s called a reboot, dummy pants.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    Rich was toooooooo FUNKY!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    still a better love story than twilight.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    half in the tea-bag.

  • Flaw Filial

    You know, I’m doing okay.
    I know that Mr. Plinkett personally recommends Zoloft, but Lexapro is pretty good, too.
    I’m pretty chipper.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B62P6Gm9jpE

  • Mark Bisone

    Shit, time-travel even turned Robert Fitzpatrick into a chinaman. Time-travel is so racist!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i’m looking forward to the new one. watching David Lynch makes me feel sane.

  • Flaw Filial

    Also, Mr. Filial is my FATHER’S name.
    Let’s not be so formal.
    Call me Mr. Filial Jr.

  • Flaw Filial

    By comparison, I assume you mean.

  • Steve

    Oh…
    Insert dancing cat gif below because jokes.

  • Pure Instince

    Be a Lion Brain and buy a shirt today!

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    its pure inst… oh wait, you are that joke… as you were.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    who doesnt look sane compared to Lynch.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i assumed he was drunk.

  • Excellent. Although you can’t really wear those things in Snowaukee, can you?

  • Steve
  • WrongWithYourFace

    Oh, I thought you tried to get the shirt but Redlemiddins decided to punish you with Gorilla Interrupted instead.

  • Sully

    You have the comedic timing of a death in the family.
    Basically it’s hit or miss with you. Sorry, Meemaw. This wasn’t your moment.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Did you think your trolling and lack of wit and your Lebowski clips would help you, Steve?! I am the Third Revelation! I am who the Lord has chosen!

  • Sully

    Why does the T-1000 even have a default identity? You’d think that once one identity was busted for being a Terminator, it would immediately choose a new one.

  • NicholasRibcage

    I believe it’s “Merkel,” Mike.

  • Steve

    Eh, can’t win ’em all. But you CAN gif em all, am I right? Insert gif below to show me who’s boss. Double down by making it a Tony Danza gif.

  • NicholasRibcage

    Don’t worry, he was in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

  • NicholasRibcage

    Steel Gray Milwaukee Sky sounds like a great movie title.

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    I am the third revelation? I AMMMMMM THE THIIRRRRDDDD REVELATION!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    the sarah connor chronicles. implied that the T-1000’s were unpredictable and might even side with the humans. so maybe they are vane about their looks.

  • Wizard Phoenix

  • NicholasRibcage

    It’s gonna be great.

  • Sully

    You should’ve stopped after the second N.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i really cant stand that show. but i hated seinfeld as well so that makes sense.

  • NicholasRibcage

    Stoklasic?

  • NicholasRibcage

    WHAT’S IT GONNA BE?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i miss being on the wall of shame. so i could pretend i didnt care about such things.

  • NicholasRibcage

    That Dave Lynch, man…

  • Sully

    It’s possible. A side effect of being self-aware, maybe?
    The T-X was pretty vain in Rise of the Machines, if I remember correctly.

  • NicholasRibcage

    You don’t come here much, do you?

  • Palpatine

    Even though I’m on the wall of shame, I prefer not to deal with the trolls. Instead I enjoy feeling their anger.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    true.

  • NicholasRibcage

    I’d like an example of comments that were vegan-like, pls.

  • Vengeful Eagle

    Yeah, the real version is way better: http://youtu.be/0LZxelSc62Y

  • NicholasRibcage

    Message boards are those things in RPG’s, right?

  • Sully

    We don’t all get strength from their anger, Palpy.

  • Palpatine

    Well that’s because you and the others don’t have the darkside of the force in you.

  • Ogrot

    The Rich Evans fleshlight? The Jay Baumann dildo?

  • NicholasRibcage

    Is that from American Graffiti?

  • Sully

    I’m trying, I really am, but it’s hard!

  • Sully

    I’m gonna be honest. That sounds like a prison game.

  • Palpatine

    You probably don’t have a high enough midichlorian count. Sorry.

  • Palpatine

    No, I believe it’s from THX 1138.

  • Sully

    When I reach top ten, you motherfuckers are gonna see an awkward celebration dance.

  • Ogrot

    NO! Do or do not. There is no try.

  • Sully

    I was vaccinated for midichlorians when I was 10. Maybe that’s it.

  • dunesen

    Why don’t you guys make a shirt that says ‘That’s right, Jay!’

    I’m not saying I’d buy one. I probably wouldn’t. But it would amuse me slightly if you did.

  • NicholasRibcage

    You tell ’em, Sully.

  • Vengeful Eagle

    Meh, the real version is way better: http://youtu.be/0LZxelSc62Y

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i do. my favorite bit is when they collapse into incoherent rage and start gibbering on their keyboard. its Hi La RE us.

  • Ogrot

    Here’s a shirt for the Hack frauds in all of us.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    just relax and ease it in slowly.

  • NicholasRibcage

    Wouldn’t you like to be loved by a hack fraud like me?

  • Mike Magnum

    I would buy a shirt with Rich Evens duking it out with the Showbiz Pizza Bear.

  • Sully

    I still want this one.

  • Ogrot

    And what life could be complete without proper fitness wear to intimidate the opposing team at your local gym?

  • Sully
  • Sully

    Don’t forget those Back To School Tees for the kiddies.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    now i feel dirty… its not washing offff!!!!!

  • Ogrot

    My crocodile brain is impressed with your lion brain.

  • Sully

    As it should be, my young padawan.

    Pound Sign: WhyAmIDoingThisForFree

  • Ogrot

    I’m not young, I’m a person and my name is Sheev.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    there has been some complaining about the GIF’s Memes and videos people post as comments. there have been accusations of Lazy. really lazy do you have any idea how hard it is to remember every pop culture reference for the past 500 years so you know which one to post when!???!
    i just think that they are confused by the modern blending of language and visual media. Emotocons, memes and GIF’s are a thing grandpa live with it.
    anyone who cant keep up can go and….

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    no thats palpy!

  • Will someone please send me one each of all the wonderful undershirts and other stock-in-trade that have been advertised on this webzone today?

    Please address the parcel to:

    Percy Gryce, Esquire
    General Delivery
    Washington Square Post Office
    New York, New York

    And don’t forget to adjust your postage and flux capacitor to Anno Domini 1895.

  • A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

    Please see my message above or below depending on how you sort these comments.

  • Will that be in the form of a gif, a meme, or a Youtuber?

  • Stop asking perfectly logic—ah, fuck it.

  • It’s better than New Stoklasa–that was a big flop.

  • Sully

    I’ll use my forever stamps. I’m assuming they work in the past, since… you know… forever means forever’n stuff.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I *probably* meant “pictures of himself”. Should proofread more often before hitting the post button.

  • I forgot to specify the size. Extra large. That’s both my hat size and crotch size. Thank you.

  • Execute order 66.

  • Not at all. We’re having much more fun the other way.

  • Sully

    What can I say? We foxes are logical creatures.

  • Sully

    More than likely.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    A Sith lord? We must hurry if the Jedi Order is to survive.

  • What’s going on this evening? Why all the anger? Don’t we come here for the larfs?

    I’m actually still in the office. Which sucks. But I have RLM and all my imaginary internet friends to keep me company.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Oh, Steve is being an asshole and I decided to make a visual metaphor

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    CHRIST ON A CROSS! SEND IT TO HELL!!

  • Ogrot

    I’ve sent the Delorean and snapped a photo and I must say you look great!

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    Oh sure, tell us all about the darkside, Sheeeev.

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    I’ll send them on the next autogyro out of Siam.

  • I remember that flick. I saw “Nothing But Trouble” in a theatre as a double feature with “Predator 2”. Back when that was a thing that people did.

  • Is “DICK” a verb?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i’m going to buy some printable iron paper tomorrow. someone might be getting one of those for x-mas. is it wrong to put in jokes on children?

  • Sully

    Nothing But Trouble. Such a fucked up movie. I always imagine Dan Aykroyd’s character is what JJ Abrams will look like if he lives to be 80.

  • Michael Collins

    This site has become one big star park Jurassic wars like merchandising shithole.
    They’ve sold their fucking souls man!

    I’m starting a kickstarter to fight for our artistic integrity, send me all your money to make a new site called ‘Red Letter Media R Us’.
    Receive a free RLMRU email with every pledge of $10 or more forever and ever.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Glad to hear it, Dr. Mr. Filial Jr. PhD. the Third.

  • Thank you, but I’m not some goram Steampunk wannabe.

    I’m a truly delusional person who wishes he lived in the last half of the nineteenth century.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Rejoice! Rejoice! That terrible hack fraud [I’m not being sarcastic] Roberto Orci is no longer directing Star Trek 3!!! In fact, Edgar Wright is currently a potential candidate! 😀 I suddenly have some hope … a new hope! Oh, wait, that’s the wrong franchise.

    I found this out via Variety, which pissed me off with its title. Seriously, fix your quotation marks, you ,i>fucks! They do it again in the article itself after writing “Star Trek 3” a second time.

  • Duckler

    I will probably buy your stupid tee-shirts. And damn you all straight to hell. Do not pass go.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Do no pass go.”

    I’m quoting this just in case you edit your post. I’m an asshole like that.

  • Duckler

    Yeah, but it’s all a lateral move of Space-Hacks, is it not?

  • DON’T H8 or B-R8, M8.

  • Palpatine

    Don’t don’t about stuff you don’t like.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash
  • Steve, is that someone we know?

  • jmt

    Missed opportunity: You forgot to add effects to the green screen in the background.

    You could have had Jay get up slowly walk to the window, look out at the hundreds of glasses, DVDs and t-shirts frolicking. Then awkwardly continue the conversation.

    It may be shitty movie making but it is a technique used by a master advertiser.

  • By my count, under the new, reformed, Gregorian system, you’re already No. 8.

  • Duckler

    Totaly.

  • Is that some pansy-ass Canuckian shite like Caillou?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You’ll find him

  • Vulpes vulpes!

  • Palpatine

    That looks like something right out of Tales from Genesis Space.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash
  • Flaw Filial

    I wasn’t vaccinated because my mother is Space-Jenny McCarthy.
    Thanks, mom! You’ve condemned me to a life of brainwashed servitude to the Jedi order!
    Unlike Mr. Plinkett, my childhood was both ruined by Star Wars AND fucking Polio!

  • Sully

    I screen-capped this just in case you edit your post. I’m an asshole like that, but I’m also lazier than Taco.

  • Duckler

    .. And the people who’ve actually contributed lately, without compensation, get to rejoice in the fact that no starving children where beaten severely while screen printing these, right?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash
  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    What is this, a scene from Space Cop 9: Retirement Time?

  • Sully

    The man has a dick for a nose. Show some respect.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “What can I say?”

    There’s a whole song dedicated to answering that question. You may have heard of it …

    Oh BOY is this joke timely!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE

  • Sully

    So when the Jedi masters rape the students, do they use excessive Force?

  • Sully

    Seriously? I never check that thing.

  • Sully

    It only took an hour for someone to get that reference. I’m impressed.
    This is for you…

    http://www.trickymisfit.com/goldstar.gif

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Shit was dope, yo. Pretty cool show, even if it’s really outdated now.

    Caillou, on the other hand, was rough, but I wouldn’t fuck with him now.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1WPxT1SNbA

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Somewhere in Wisconsin, dimly lit by his computer monitor, Jay is laughing at this joke.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I saw her va-goo-goo in The Wolf of Wall Street. I was very okay with that experience.

    Except I was sitting beside my mother in the theatre.

    And some random baby kept crying. True story.

  • Duckler

    Everything is broken until the next Live Stream. I’ve forgotten who I even am.

  • Sully

    We’re all film buffs here. Film is a visual medium. Why would I waste a thousand prose describing how retarded someone’s post is when I can just post this instead?

    It says everything I wanted to say while saving me precious minutes out of my day.

    http://i.minus.com/ib4N7xaqq3z1A.gif

  • Sully

    And masturbating vigorously I hope.

    @Omitted Stay away from my comment.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Calm down. Here, have a milkshake.

  • Flaw Filial

    Yeah, and they wave away lawsuits with… a literal wave of the hand.
    They don’t call the Jedi Temple “Space Vatican” for nothing.

  • DickBirthdayBoy

    its gonna be great

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Not sure if you’re asking out of curiosity or because you’re disagreeing with me, but either way I’ll quote their prior comments where they equate eating cow to slavery [I’ll tread a fine line here by posting polarizing beliefs].

    “Asserting that cows are food is a circular argument. It’s like a slave owner 100 years ago justifying it by claiming “blacks are slaves, whites are free”.”

    “we don’t need to eat them. It’s a choice. If we needed to eat cows then we could put it under the same necessity category as self-defense.”

    “What should matter is whether it is aware and whether it feels.”

    “It’s because Sainburys sells animal corpses and people are waking up to the horror and moral indecency of funding the animal slaughter industry and their factory genocide camps”

  • Sully
  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Rape jokes: they’re a touchy issue.

  • Robby

    That would be awesome to have Edgar Wright direct it. I suppose it’s too much to hope for a better screen writer. I think Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg could write a kickass Star Trek movie.

  • Sully

    I know what you’re up to, and all I can say is…

  • NicholasRibcage

    What are your thoughts on this, Taco?

  • NicholasRibcage

    WTF is artistic integrity?

  • Duckler

    Star-fucking. What is it , Momma Eve?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    not sure about that. this kid does all my memes.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    are you george lucas… you sound like him.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    if your fucking with me taco!!!!?…. i have never hated anything Mr Wright has done. now if we can shoehorn a cornetto and Nick Frost in there we have a movie worth watching.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    REGGGIEEE!

  • NicholasRibcage

    Is it?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i know he is being a dick.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    rape jokes are funny.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i’m not touching that one.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    also there was no auto-gyros in 1895… 1985 is a different matter…

  • NicholasRibcage

    You’re duckler.

  • NicholasRibcage

    Don’t think there are any girls here, Nash.

  • NicholasRibcage

    Twats.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i liked the littlest hobo. that shit was cool.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    what is?

  • Ah, you know me well. I love me some Road Warrior. Like Zulu, Blackhawk Down, and Big Trouble in Little China, I watch that once a year.

    In any case, I thought he was bringing me my stuff in this early auto-gyro:

  • NicholasRibcage

    Here Richard Evans demonstrates the inherent pain and loneliness of being an internet sensation. Fucking genius.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    damn it foiled again! reality is a cruel mistress!

  • I do look good in that tank top, don’t I?

    Do I have a lion brain or an alligator brain? I’ll let you decide, but the answer’s yes.

  • Oh, and Cathy? She’s a sloot.

  • Eh, I had my way with her–and then she split. All I’ve got left are the delusions.

  • Too foxy.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    thats an interesting question. should americans have mountain lion brains look alligator brain?
    so many questions unanswered.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I enjoy eating meat, but by this person’s logic I’m basically as wrong as a slave owner.

    Who knew? Smells like a false analogy appealing to emotion, fear, and pity to me. Ridiculous argument.

    Also, genocide is killing of racial, religious, ethnic, or national groups; as far as I know animals fall outside those parameters.

    Using words like “corpses” and “genocide” sounds like dysphemisms, tying to persuade people by putting a negative spin on things.

    No idea what to make of their ‘self-defense’ comment. Their next comment makes me ask “aware of what?” and “feels what?”

    The last quoted comment reads more like wishful thinking in that they merely want for their reason to be correct even though there are probably far more substantial and quantifiable factors as to why Sainbury’s will see losses.

    Did I mention I like meat? I could go for some Chunky’s Chicken right about now.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jknH-jSdkoc

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    all i want for christmass is Nick Frost in Startrek!!!…. oh wait! THATS NOT WHAT I MAENT!!!!!! FUCK YOU RICK BERMAN!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Domo, Jennifer, Nat, and others would like to have a word with you.

  • NicholasRibcage

    TACO CONFIRMED FOR SLAVE OWNER! HOW DARE YOU, TACO, HOW DARE YOU EAT HAMBURGERS!

  • Flaw Filial

    They’re classy ladies of the highest order.

  • NicholasRibcage

    Wait, Domo is a girl?

  • Well, there’s our den mother, Domo.

    And there’s Fuck Me I’m January and Dollar Store Cashier Wife.

    And then there were real girls like Liz Frazier, Bahareh Khosravi, Alexandria Sanders, and Annabelle.

    Not that I’m keeping a list or anything creepy like that.

  • Yes, haven’t you read about her husband Mr. Domo and his melted Star Wars toys?

  • Posting screen caps are easier than typing 10 letters?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    so apparently dick is a racist. and it looks like this account is for trolling.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Sir Gryce has a much better memory than I, it seems. I forgot Bahareh and Annabelle, but I honestly don’t recall seeing the names Liz or Alexandria. Perhaps I’d recognize their avatars/thumbnails, though.

    I just Googled “Liz Frazier red letter media” and I DO recognize her thumbnail! I don’t recognize Alexandria, though.

    Edit: Well, I’ve definitely seen Alexandria on here before since I’ve upvoted some of her comments. I really need to get this fork out of my brain.

  • Robby
  • Robby

    It is it?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    Gryce is a ladies man.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    yay!!! someone made the gif!!!!

  • Robby

    Hush now babycakes.

  • Dave Musgrave

    You guys are fuckin’ hackfrauds!!!

  • NicholasRibcage

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Guys. GUYS! People like this exist … and somehow a bunch of other morons agree and give them a plethora of thumbs up. I highlighted some of the more idiotic parts.

    Also, is Kullagymnasiet a place in Star Wars, like a planet or something? Maybe it’s something in Sweden …

  • Like Icare
  • Like Icare

    Not slapping around Simon Pegg for turning into a dick will always remain a black mark of his existence.

  • Like Icare

    It’s going around telling ugly people that they remind you of Henry Moore’s art.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    and that is why i dont use faceblaa anymore.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    simon is super nerd. they said “you can be scotty in startrek.” and he shat his pantaloons. you cant blame the guy.

  • In The Court Of The Evans King

    Jar Jar also doesn’t bother me, but I can see why people hate him.

    From a person that grew up with the prequels I can say that when I was a kid I liked them. They were colorful and noisy. Every time I was playing around, using my imagination and fighting my own imaginary monsters, I could remember very easily the action sequences from those films, however ‘plotwise’ I could only remember the scenes from the originals which aired on brazilian televisions for a long time. The prequels always felt bland and ineffective.

  • Steve

    I saw the re-release of Episode 4 in theaters as a kid and I thought it was great. And I remember seeing Episode 1 in theaters as well, but even then I remember cringing when Jar Jar was on-screen and I didn’t understand most of the plot.

  • Steve

    I heard he left to write and direct the remake of Casablanca. Perfect choice.

  • Like Icare

    Not default. Primary.
    Default is “silver surfer”, or amorphous silvery entity in TSCC.
    Resetting to a cop has advantages.

    On the other hand, staying hidden is not its primary mission. It’s killing John and Sarah Connor.
    Shapeshifting into one of its other identities, like that fat security guard, while chasing them around is of little value compared to just catching up to them and stab-stabbing them to death.

    On the third hand…
    http://i.imgur.com/SW0M2.jpg
    Ha-ha. Get it? I just did like a thing.

  • WhatPlanetAmIOn

    I also grew up with prequels and used to like them, when I was a kid. I remember some confusion about the story and how I would try to complete it with what I came up with. For example, I decided Palpatine used the Dark Side somehow to make Anakin see them visions about Padme and stuff like that. When I was 16 I tried watching the movies again in English, as I’m not from an English speaking country, and just couldn’t watch the prequels because of how boring they felt. Then there was Plinkett, who made everything clear.

  • In The Court Of The Evans King

    “I remember confusion about the story and how I would try to complete it with what I came up with.”

    Same thing.

  • Like Icare
  • dollar store cashier wife

    U WOT M8?

  • omitted

    Don’t forget us confirmed for Jay gay, Taco.

  • WhatPlanetAmIOn

    Im new to this webzone, could someone explain what does “hack frauds” mean? I googled and it showed redlettermedia-related links so I assumed its an inside joke.

  • omitted
  • NicholasRibcage

    Welcome! A hack fraud is someone who understands their own ineptitude and embraces it. Everyone from RLM is a hack fraud and everyone who comments on this webzone is as well. And now, you are, too.

  • omitted

    It is in my vocabulary.

  • Like Icare

    Well, one could blame fanboyance for him not passing on the role played by James Doohan.
    Not playing it with due respect instead of like a comedy relief character – that’s a casting director’s and director’s fault.
    Doohan’s Scotty was sly – not silly. That one’s on Jar Jar.

    But turning on fans for voting the movie too low – that’s him being a dick.
    Now… maybe he was always a dick, only we didn’t notice cause he was hiding it, wanting to be loved.
    Or maybe he learned to be a dick.
    Either way, he’s a dick now.

    The fact that he thinks that “It was early in the morning” is an excuse for being a dick makes him an asshole.
    Which is nice for him cause now he can go fuck himself.

  • omitted

    Guess which one I would order immediately.

  • Steve

    Fuck – mispost.

  • Steve

    Definitions from Dictionary.com:

    Hack – A writer who produces dull or unoriginal work. (See George Lucas for more)

    Fraud – A person who misrepresents themselves for gain. (See George Lucas for more)

    We ironically combine these two words to form “hack-fraud” to describe our beloved super heroes, Mike, Jay, and Rich. The joke is that they are clever and produce original content.

    Breaking it down like this sort of ruins the fun.

  • WhatPlanetAmIOn

    “And when you break it down like this… it sort of loses it’s flavor.”

    That’s why I don’t read Freud anymore…

  • omitted

    Who doesn’t like some man meat in their mouth? But seriously, if everyone in Asia ate the same amount of meat as we do in Europe and North America, we would/will be fucked.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i like the guy. but he is like nic cage. he can only play one character and that character is him… and sometimes he is a dick. but arnt we all?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    that and the fact that he decided most of his own work was wrong before he died… the hack Freud

  • HNSZ

    That happens more often. we call it a fraudian slip or a hack-freudian slip.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    just remember…

  • HNSZ

    George Lucas – (See Hack-Fraud for more)
    Hack-Fraud – (See Hack or Fraud for more)

    Infinite regression

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    it comes from Mr Plinkett, Mike and Jay referring to lazy filmmakers and themselves as hack frauds. watch more of their videos and you will understand!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Mitch, It’s what happens when they stop teaching Critical Thinking in high schools. It’s the result of a conspiracy between Blockbuster Entertainment and The Military-Industrial, Corporo-Capitalist Oligarchy. It began in pre-Colonial times, but took root in its present, sophisticated form sometime in 1977. There’s nothing you can do about it. It’s commonly called The Dumb-Down, and you can catch it from riding the bus, reading superhero comic books (they’re printed with highly toxic neuro-adaptive inks, these days), drinking U.S. domestic beer, or buying a ticket to a sporting event. Symptoms include (but are not limited to ((there are just too many to list))): Repeating another’s opinion as if it is your own and insisting upon its truth; Expressing “faith” in the unseen output of a particular film-maker; Voting against your personal interests; Being amused by Will Ferrell; Watching Reality Television and kvetching about how stupid people on Reality Television are; Posting on YouTube; Getting an uncontrolled erection when seeing a teaser trailer for a sci-fi film or an end-credits stinger for a superhero movie. There is no cure. Well, until The Zombie Apocalypse or the talking apes take over. Like I said, there’s nothing you can do. Like me on facebook.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Totally.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Man, that’s an awkward pose. Maybe his shorts are too tight.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Wait. Did you just imply Fuck Me I’m January isn’t real?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You’ll poke your eye out, kid.

  • Duckler

    Says a step-dad..!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    No Jello-Pudding Pops for you, son.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Whether they’re vain or weather vane is immaterial.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Don’t fret, Steve. They do this to all the newbies. It’s like they’re a cool fraternity and this is initiation. Funny as they can often be, this place is getting to be more annoying than AICN.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You think the baby was crying over the va-goo-goo? Some sort of baby-style repressed life memory?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I got here late.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    There are those genocidal, Born-Again cows on those commercials advocating that we humans Eet Mor Chikins (or something).

    Taco, are you saying you support Nazi cows?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    It stands for Hope where I come from.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I’m certain he’ll love that.

  • Sully

    Actually yes.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Nudie parts.

  • HNSZ

    Gungans? I thought they were called Gungas.

  • HNSZ
  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    we all know your vein Ma Kettle.

  • Guest

    the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    Can you tell me exactly is going on here?

  • Let’s go easy on Sebastian.
    -“Plus the Gungans are a badass race.”
    -“Otus Gunga looks incredible.”
    My wife designed that place.

  • HNSZ

    RLM-gate
    It’s starting to unravel.

    Dear the corpse of Andrew Thompson,

    Can you tell me exactly what is going on here?

    The thread starts here:
    http://redlettermedia.com/rich-evans-reacts-to-the-star-wars-the-force-awakens-teaser/#comment-1727007305

    Now I know dubtronica is referring to a comment by Yuo in which he pasted an article about dinosaurs.

    Why are you guys badgering him? he makes a fair point. And it was well spot.

    I have another question. Why does Lional Punsalot vote up every single comment you make under that video, but no other comment?
    Except Sully’s but none other.

  • HNSZ

    I upvoted both.

  • NotRickBerman

    So you’re saying he divided by zero.

  • HNSZ

    Where’d Red Skeletor go?

  • omitted

    Here’s to all the naysayers and trolls on this webzone:

    https://i.imgflip.com/ezip5.jpg

  • NotRickBerman

    Tubers.

  • HNSZ

    You can’t get into my pants.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Happy independence day and happy translating to everyone else.

  • HNSZ

    Does anyone know what happens when you deepfry bacon?

  • omitted

    Ready for the handshake-athon?

  • HNSZ

    According to google. Suomi means Finnish. What a weird language.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    We’ll see if I’ll put up with it. Maybe I’ll just spend my time shaking hands with these frauds here.

  • Happy independence day Finland.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    So, how’s that dance coming along?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Tales from Genesis Space looks like something right out of Reboot.

  • Sully
  • Sully
  • WrongWithYourFace

    For me it shows you as #7.

    http://i.minus.com/iUMOmggAhF8Zs.gif

  • Sully
  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    Yuo was weak and he committed Disqusticide. now he is banished to the wasteland of the guests.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    yes i can HNSZ. you fucked up your first post and deleted it. now your in the wasteland of the guests.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    oh wait your serious. it took me a week to get off my arse to make a new account after i got banned. if i need to fake back up there is easier ways. post and delete.

  • Guest

    hey he is right!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    see its not that hard.

  • Guest

    I’ve never made a gif before, but wanted to make this for some reason.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    also if you read the whole thing you would see i’m trying to teach him how to post on rlm. so either is a extraordinarily esoteric way to prove a point or a genuine interaction.
    oh and i have always used my real face and name. why would i make an account that wasnt me then not use it to ^fuck all of my posts?

  • Guest

    Never made a gif before, but wanted to make this for some reason.[URL=http://www.makeagif.com/rfBt2N][IMG]http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/12-06-2014/rfBt2N.gif[/IMG][/URL]

  • WhatPlanetAmIOn
  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    the lional punzalot i get. we where the only Commonwealth representatives in the old days so we banded together against you seppos.

  • WhatPlanetAmIOn

    Goddamn. Triple upload fail.

  • Like Icare

    Nic Cage has range. He’s just way more fun when he’s extreme.

    And Pegg at least has modes if not really range. He TRIED being a different Pegg for Hot Fuzz.
    And he played around in various small roles before becoming famous as “the nerd loser”.

    Trouble with (for) both is that everyone just wants that one version they’ve seen before.
    Insane, over the top Cage and nerdy Pegg.
    Also, Nick Cage needs money QUICK.

  • WhatPlanetAmIOn

    Someone delete this, please.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    isnt that the Goodies?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    deleting things only makes guests. the Mods might take pity and fix it for you.

  • Sully

    I can concede that the T-1000’s default would be the puddle of “liquid metal.” That still doesn’t change the fact that a machine, capable of making advanced offensive calculations, would revert back to a primary identity, especially when that identity has been recognized as a Terminator.
    I mean, that was the point of their design right? The thing they could do that the T-800 couldn’t.

    The Terminator MO is: Infiltrate Enemy Area, Locate Target, Terminate Target.
    Once someone recognized a T-800 as a threat it was pretty much gameover for that Terminator in regards to it’s ability to blend in and get close to the target.
    The T-1000 was designed to become anyone/anything necessary to gain access to its targets. Once an identity was recognized, why use that one again? It doesn’t make sense, unless you want your prey to see you and run away.

    Take the scene in T2 when John Connor recognizes the T-1000 as a cop and flees down the corridor in that mall, only to come face-to-face with the T-800, prompting Connor to turn around and go back the other way, deciding he’d rather face a cop than the nightmare machine his mother warned him about.
    The T-1000 could’ve easily turned into the floor as he did in another scene, and then waited for John to run across him and then… *SNIKT!* Done.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    oh wait i get it your steve and your covering your tracks making it look like other people did it first… hahahaa sneaky bastard!

  • Sully

    Side bar: How did the T-1000 even go through time? In the original film Kyle Reese tells the police that “nothing dead can go through.” This was his reason for not bringing any advanced weapons back in time with him.
    The Terminator can go through because it’s wrapped in living meat. The T-1000 is not.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i’m not sure if i’m fighting two trolls or one. they keep popping up like wack-a-moles.

  • playdude92 .

    We got nothing new whatsoever! Order now!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    it could be worse. apparently half of the people posting are me. so be glad your not me. or are you?????

  • FT

    They’re coming! using their cosplays, armed with noisy Hasbro light sabers. They have the universal knowledge present in the comics about Star Wars… the horror!

  • omitted

    Fierce!

  • Sully

    Don’t feel bad. Apparently the other half are me, so…

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    are you the real sully or sock sully? who has time to make fake accounts?

  • Sully

    Just an FYI, and I don’t know if you meant to do it intentionally, but your username and that gif are a perfect match.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i’m only pissed off because i’m one of the few people to use a real name and pic. if i call people cunts using my own name why bother faking anything.

  • WhatPlanetAmIOn

    My username comes from a Half in the Bag intro and that gif is from Episode 2 review – Palpatine’s behind it all part.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    Ian McDiarmid is the best!

  • Sully

    Seriously. I had to google “sock account” when Steve/HNSZ accused me (I’m 36. I’m not hip to most of the interweb jargon people use). From what I’ve read, people use them to kickstart conversations for “points” or something? What da fuq is that?
    This is probably the one webzone you don’t need help kickstarting a discussion. The RLM crowd is pretty fucking awesome at showing love and helping people dig through the bullshit that is modern cinema. Truthfully, I’m too busy hitting refresh to catch up with all the banter going on to do anything else.

    [Quick edit: Sully is short for Sullivan, which happens to be my real name as well. And yes… I’m really a talking fox]

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i never doubted that your where a talking fox… it was the sully that threw me. i gave up on refresh i usually close the window and Re_Do_From_Start.

  • Sully
  • Steve

    When did I say this exactly? If we’re just going to make baseless accusations, can I play? Do you guys remember when Hitler/Sully invaded Poland? What a clusterfuck.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    shut up HNSZ!

  • Michael Collins

    It’s probably best not to get involved with one geezers obsession, if the lad wants to appear popular, well then let him.

    But I get you, saw this shit loads when myspace was a thing.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    see you made a guest. welcome to the wasteland of the guests….

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    if sully invaded poland it would stay invaded! that bitch would still be called Foxland.

  • Grand Wwyf Tar King

    And some say it’s the gifs that are polluting the place… What the fuck is it with this drama sock whatthefuckery that no one gives a fuck about?

    http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/amXVRA6_460sa.gif

  • Sully

    Not all accusations are verbal. Steve said it and HNSZ liked it, or vice versa. It doesn’t really matter, does it…. does it?

    The point is, the comment is the accusation, and the upvote is a show of agreement.

    Use your skull, fella. It’s that floating grey orb above your shoulders.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    to be honest i had to google it too. i’m old we called them “Straw MenAccounts.”

  • Like Icare

    The scene does not play like that.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvK6zH9evRc
    John Connor doesn’t run back to T-1000, he tries to escape through side doors, then ends up in between terminators but close enough for T-800 to grab him.

    As for infiltrate – it’s not an AREA they infiltrate but a GROUP. A cell.
    In this case, cell is people around John Connor.
    And it does that. Or tries to. Several times.

    Twice by trying to impersonate Sarah Connor. Once by impersonating John’s stepmother.
    Every single time it is discovered. So it goes back to primary form of authority figure chasing armed and dangerous terrorists.

    A cop running after someone or shooting at them is a perfectly normal everyday thing.
    “Cops are on it. All is according to plan. Move along.”
    An insane asylum guard or a housewife or her husband running around shooting at people… not as much.
    Plus, it all happens in a couple of days.

    T-1000 is still chasing viable leads and doesn’t have time to stage a terrorist attack in the form of Sarah Connor, kill the president, take over, and start a war on terrorism to chase her down across the globe.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    and memes!!! i made this ages ago when other turds complained about visual commenting.

  • Sully

    Palpy has a seriously fucked up forehead. Just sayin’.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i wouldnt tell him to his… face… but i do call prequel palpy “butthead.”

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    isnt your new name a Welsh king?

  • omitted

    What’s wrong with your NAAAAAAMEEEEEE????!!!

  • WhatPlanetAmIOn

    HNSZ said the same thing about my account and I had to google it as well. I took no offence but I don’t think that was too nice. I was considering using my real name, but I thought nobody would care what it is, so I didn’t.

  • Grand Wwyf Tar King

    I’m on a long and erotic road to self-discovery.

  • omitted

    ‘Shaking hands’ with yourself?

  • Sully

    Don’t get me wrong. I’m not shitting on the movie. It’s one of the greatest action films ever made, imho. I just think there were some missed opportunities for tension in the film.
    Though, that being said, Cameron was obviously going for action, pulling away from the thriller aspect of his original. So I suppose the way it played out was the best option.

    All of that aside, the Cyberdyne sequence into the final truck chase is probably the most hardcore piece of action cinema ever made, and the fact that those stunts were 95% practical, makes it that much more impressive.

    I miss those kinds of movies.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i only use my real name because as it has been pointed out, it might as well be John Smith. and i use my real pics because as an Australian i get the opportunity to to take pics like this.

  • KP

    He was issued to much skull.

  • Grand Wwyf Tar King

    Yes. I was looking through my family tree earlier.

  • Steve

    For an absurdly long time I thought everyone was calling Grand Moff Tarkin Grandma Tarkin.

  • Grand Wwyf Tar King

    Since I wasn’t invited to the party, I may as well make my own.

  • Grand Wwyf Tar King

    Funny thing is, my name is also short for my real name.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    and you had to comment on the post about your stupid comment didnt you HNSZ.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    if its going to be that kind of party i’m going to stick my dick in the mashed potato.

  • omitted

    Yeah, my invitation also got lost in the mail, again. Or maybe it’s the fact that I voted for the other guy.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    so your not welsh? because that looks like welsh.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i hate that guy!!! POLITICS, WORDS, STUFFFFF!!!!!

  • Michael Collins

    Oh fuck, I replied to a deleted comment, now my reply looks weird, or weirder..

    Place is dynamic!

  • Steve

    I didn’t know the comment police were on patrol. How fast was I going, officer?

  • Like Icare

    Several possibilities.

    1 – It’s alive. Skynet created not a robot but a metallic organism.
    TSCC works with that being a given as some T-1000’s splinter from Skynet and are clearly a separate consciousness.

    Also, when plunged into melting furnace it acts like a living organism – it cries out in pain and even tries to save itself by switching between various forms it took on through its existence.
    Which is basically it trying to save itself by “running its life before its eyes”.
    Which happens to humans in life threatening situations as the brain patches all of the long term memory directly into short term memory at one end and conscious memory we use for everyday “slow” thinking on the other – trying to remember how to keep itself alive.

    2 – Skynet invented better timetravel.

    3 – Reese’s explanation was crude and incomplete. He’s probably not a quantum surgeon.

    Maybe it’s not “living beings” but conscious ones that can maintain some form of self-consciousness needed to make the choice… observer effect… quantum singularity… reverse the polarity… flux coefficient… something-something kinda plausible mumbo-jumbo.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Observer_effect_%28physics%29#Quantum_mechanics
    Ergo, no guns or simple calculators. Only complex computers capable of learning and feeling. “I know now why you cry.”
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2y8vbhaUs1r6isau.jpg

    4 – Some combination of some or all of the above.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    carefully HNSZ. i got banned once it sucked!

  • My ex wife

    I did too, but only because I applaud Taco for promoting equality.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    its the one real rule. you cant attack the account, only the person. trust me i got banned for it.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    oh and then you got deleted…

  • Sully

    This is true.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i’m going to bed. i hope none of my many straw accounts cause any trouble while i’m sleeping….

  • Grand Wwyf Tar King

    No. There’s was a joke somewhere in my reply that maybe someone will catch onto. But thank you, I shall keep “Wwyf” in mind as one of my possible future aliases.

  • Steve

    This is what’s called a logical fallacy. Also known as “ignoring the other 99% of the post”. It’s okay, I can’t read either.

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    Don’t hate the playa, Nash. Hate the Game, and God is Orci’s game horrendous.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    tarkin. i know i just think it looks like welsh. i prefer “sulfur king ret are dead.”

  • Red Skeleton

    Before I hand over my hard-earned cash I want some guarantee my money isn’t going to be spent on Star Wars toys and will instead go toward something conducive to the filmmaking process like special effects or beer.

  • Grand Wwyf Tar King

    It goes beyond that. It’s all a play on words. But I’ll say no more because I like to follow the golden rule:
    http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–LugIILxh–/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_320/18mhi2bgcsdjsjpg.jpg

  • Like Icare

    No one is dissing anything or anyone.

    We’re talking ABOUT a movie we have both seen.

    Thing that makes such talks interesting that though we have seen the same material, we have not SEEN the same movie.
    E.g. The hallway scene above.

    And sometimes it is literally a different movie.

    First couple of times I’ve seen it it was on a badly pirated VHS.
    A decade or so later I realize that I’ve completely missed some scenes.
    Then, a director’s cut comes out…

    And to be honest… It was never really my favorite movie or anything.
    I was always a sucker for utterly and completely happy endings.
    And no matter how you play it, Terminator movies MUST end with their most charismatic character dying.
    Unlike The Abyss. I fucking LOVED The Abyss.

    BUT… T2 is a VERY well done movie on so many levels. So, there is always SOMETHING appealing to it.
    Effects, action, Ahnold’s charm, underlying philosophy of “No fate…”, one-liners…

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    RLM’s first prestige piece, starring Rich Evans as “Det. Dick Neutral.”

  • Nathaniel Parker

    How about some Lightning Fast Video patches, you big dummies!

  • Like Icare

    Star Wars toys ARE special effects.

    They have a VERY special effect on neckbeard Star Wars nerds, which can’t be achieved by any CGI replacement.
    Just think that someone somewhere cried out in horror when Rich tore that box open.

    http://media.movietimetv.ca/files/2012/08/Screen-Shot-2012-08-13-at-2.00-600×369.jpg

  • Palpatine

    Sheev’s Palpatine’s I’m behind it all!

  • My ex wife

    oohh he had a nut squeezer.

  • Palpatine

    Yay! Dancing skeleton!

  • My ex wife

    Quick, get Jack to remove it!

  • DarkFluffy

    He was just old in Return of the Jedis. In this pic he is a mutant…dunno what George was drinking that time… but it seems to be a high effective shit of a drug.

  • Now I Get It
  • My ex wife

    What!? No hot beverage thermal mugs and free balloons for the kids?

  • Palpatine

    My face was all puffy from the lightning.

  • Palpatine

    Remove what?

  • Now I Get It

    You’re thinking of “Forest Rangers”.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpV4-JlwWt0

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Depends. How good do these Nazi cows taste?

  • My ex wife

    Remove skeleton…

    Where is my coat anyway?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Like me on facebook.” I can’t find you on Facebook! Do you have a YouTubes? A Tweeter? What about a Tumble? InstaGrant?

    Also, this may be amusing, but I honestly just figured out what your handle meant. I had completely forgotten that he says “Maybe” as an answer to Clark’s question.

  • Palpatine
  • My ex wife

    Dam it Rich, first you’re trying to sell me gas/electricity and now it’s bikes!

    Now this is targeted advertising!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I was thinking of noting people with other preferences or giving you a special mention. Perhaps next time I make a similar joke?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    This was on some website named Dorkly. Facebook comments were just hosted, I guess. Still, I find it funny they think only “annoying die-hard fans” dislike these. I thought it was annoying die-hard fans that praised everything Star Wars and hence like the prequels? The people who says they dislike the prequels often get get labelled as “not being a fan”.

  • omitted

    It warms the cockles of my heart that you’re thinking of me while browsing through pics of muscular half-naked men.

  • Sully

    I like the way you think. I’d thought of the advanced time machine, but that wouldn’t explain why the T-800 couldn’t bring an advanced weapon back with him.
    I’d also considered the T-1000 might read as organic material as well, so that is a possibility, but it’s never mentioned in the movie so I tossed it. All we know really is that it can’t replicate complex moving parts and/or things that require chemical reactions.

    I just don’t like unexplained shit in my movies. As Jack would say, it’s just nit picky bullshit on my part.

  • Sully

    You should get some kind of salve, maybe Preparation H.

  • Sully

    I agree. The Abyss is incredible, not just as a movie, but as a cinematic achievement. I was 11 when the Abyss came out and it blew my mind.

  • Palpatine

    I have plenty of money, so maybe I should get plastic surgery.
    I wanna look good again:

  • Sully

    Just don’t turn into one of those cat ladies… or Mickey Rourke.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I’ve used my full name once on the internet, and ended up with a stalker. So I’ll stick with as much anonymity as possible.

  • Sully
  • That scene made me sick to my stomach.

  • Sully

    So you’re saying you like comments even if you don’t agree with them?

    EXPLAIN YOURSELF, WOMAN!!

  • Steve

    Unfortunately, Disqus doesn’t have a “I agree except for __” button. I could give a fuck if you have 8 alternate accounts. I voted it up because it supported my initial statement. Why does this even need to be explained?

  • Sully

    I don’t have any. As I’ve mentioned, there’s plenty of banter on RLM without the need to create false conversations. Vigilant users can tell who is real and who isn’t because they run into one another on other sites. For instance, Taco ran across my FB account via RLM’s FB page by accident.

    There are users that have multiple accounts, most have admitted to it, but I haven’t seen any of them talking to themselves yet, but then again, if we held an RLM vote to see if you and HNSZ are the same person I might be proven wrong.

  • Steve

    I don’t care. Really, you don’t have to prove anything to me. I’m not trying to be a dick about it. I just don’t care. The English language doesn’t have enough ways to say how little I care.

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?
  • Sully

  • Sully

    You comment a lot for someone who doesn’t give a shit.

  • Palpatine

    I just want to look as good as I did when I was Supreme Chancellor.

  • Steve

    You kept asking inane questions and making unfounded assertions. If you don’t want the responses, I’ll just ignore you.

  • Sully

    You were definitely more approachable as a politician, that’s for certain.

  • Sully
  • Steve

    I was really hoping they’d have sweatshirts. There’s shitty bootleg ones you can buy on like etzy or something, but I don’t want that. I want my money to go to a worthy cause – a 30 pack of Milwaukee’s Best.

  • Steve

    He’s talking about me. He and 3 other people have flown into an incomprehensible rage because I said that I thought gifs and memes are usually not very creative. This is my last post about it, but I would bet good money that they won’t let it go because sad.

  • Red Skeleton

    Why did you post a picture of Nigel Farage?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Hehe. ‘Cock’les.

  • omitted

    I usually prefer more cock, not less.

  • Sully

    It’s that olde world charm.

  • Sully

    I thought Domo was the real Domo until about an hour ago.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I feel really conflicted about upvoting a Ghostbusters 2 quote. But here you go.

  • Palpatine

    Why stop there? We can put RLM on anything! It’s like the song goes:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw

  • DanceOfBirther

    “But there is a lot of good things in there if you open up your mind.”

    The last time I opened up my mind to put “good things in there”, I had to go to the hospital.

  • DanceOfBirther

    Just don’t confuse Terminator for Genisys and Sega CyDy. They are different games.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Köstliche!! Des Führers Lieblingsrezept!!!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I believe the question was, “Should I have just let a busload of kids die, Pa?”

    I’m paraphrasing.

    Gawd, what a fyucked up movie.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Ah, annoying immature fanboys in their 30’s. I know just what to do
    http://media.giphy.com/media/p7GG8eAdgJZS0/giphy.gif

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    Mike and Jay hate money. If they seriously charged ten bucks for a patch I’d get one.

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    Everyone on the internets is a 45 year old white guy in tighty whities Nash.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    At least he got that thing on his neck that blurred the seam of his mask fixed.

    Gawd, that was distracting.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Careful. You may end up with Rene Zellweger’s old face.

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    Sharing a border with Russia, that’s hardcore man.

  • TapewormBike

    Pfft, that’s not the real Rich Evans, that’s just some guy named Rich Evans doing a poor imitation of Rich Evans. When is the next Rich Evans???!!!!!:)!!!!!!!!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Let’s see…Steve is

    [A] Demonstrating the length of Ted Nugent’s penis.
    [B] Rolling a booger into a ball.
    [C] Tugging on an invisible string to make his neck jerk.
    [D] Expressing how little he cares.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Where’s a talking fox? Hear’s a talking fox, theirs a talking fox, to. Your a fox, eye am a fox. Every we’re a fox, focks.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    When he’s older he can say he graduated top of his class … because everyone else in his class died on that bus.

  • Palpatine

    Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the videos is made! RedLetterMedia the T-shirt, RedLetterMedia the coloring book, RedLetterMedia the Lunch box, RedLetterMedia the cereal, RedLetterMedia the flamethrower, the kids love that one. And last but not least, RedLetterMedia the doll:

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Juts don’t let him cook it, he tends to burn things …

    Too soon?

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    “May the Plinkett be with you.”

    –Adorable.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    There are…

    [A] Fanboys. Adult men who should probably be watching football, belching and/or farting instead of whatever they’re doing at any given moment. These bros do not even lift, I am to understand.
    [B] Die-hard fans. Fans of something no matter how bad it gets. (IE: Anybody who has seen any of THE HOBBIT movies.)
    [C] Die Hard fans. Fans of the movie DIE HARD. Note: ANOTHER DAY TO DIE HARD fans are [B+C] Die-hard Die Hard fans, or RedundaTards.
    [D] Casual fans. Fans who think the Nolan Batman movies are the closest they can get to the real Batman, for one, non-STAR WARS-y example.
    [E] New fans, a.k.a. Fanlings. Second, or in STAR WARS’ case third, generation fans who have played with Daddy’s toys long enough and finally are given the opportunity to embrace their very own action figures.
    [F] Fannabes. Obviously, wannabe fans. They’ve seen the movies, but they’ve never bought the merch, so they never learned the characters’ names.
    [G] Trolls. Everyone who doesn’t give a sh!t about your particular fanboy fetish.

    And that’s today’s Lessons of Life. Like me on facebook.

  • DanceOfBirther

    Even that would be an improvement over his current one.

  • My ex wife

    Your kindness will be remembered.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Maybe that’s the kind of glass-half-full outlook Pa Kent was trying to instill in him.

  • HNSZ

    Anything happen while I was gone?

  • DanceOfBirther

    Ummm,

  • Vengeful Eagle

    I prefer his car designs.

  • DanceOfBirther

    “Sully is short for Sullivan…”

  • DanceOfBirther

    Blame the Wackypedia for “sock puppets”.

  • HNSZ

    This guy is a fake. Totally leeching of Rich’s success.

  • DanceOfBirther

    Here’s a neat trick. Highlight the section of text you agree with and click “Copy”. Click “Reply”followed by “Paste”. Put pasted text in quotation marks. Press “Return” twice. Type: “True dat”.

  • Jason Ross

    When I go to cracked.com and other wastes of time, I see links to amazing t-shirts. Then I click on said links to discover the t-shirts are $30
    *sigh ( ._.)

  • DanceOfBirther

    “Nigel Paul Farage (/ˈfærɑːʒ/; born 3 April 1964) is a British politician and leader of the UK Independence Party (UKIP) since 2010,a position he also held from September 2006 to November 2009. Since 1999 he has been a Member of the European Parliament for South East England. He co-chairs the Europe of Freedom and Direct Democracy(formerly “Europe of Freedom and Democracy”) group.”– Wikipedia.

  • Vengeful Eagle

    Welp, seems deleting this didn’t work.

  • Joe

    OMG, how did they get internet celebrity Rich Evans to appear in their video?!?

    Also what is this website I’m on?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Hitler was old-skool. He just couldn’t get the hang of gas.

    [Personally, I’m ashamed of the both of us.]

  • fred

    Their articles are the same 99% of the time. 5 things you never knew about blah blah blah who gives a shit.

  • HNSZ

    Isn’t it the otherway around? I don’t understand.
    In the end all I did was ask a few questions btw.
    That conversation was weird and you know it.

  • Jaden Plinkett Smith Evans.. the fraud is obvious.

  • used traumatized droids are next…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    When are you two hack frauds going to review Saving Christmas, Kick Cameron’s new film?! It’s so noteworthy that it’s now the lowest rated film on IMDb! 😀

    http://time.com/3621867/kirk-cameron-saving-christmas-worst-movie-imdb/

  • HNSZ

    Wow that guy’s mouth. Instant hate.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Just wait until you die from stupidity of this watch this trailer!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5-yA66kaVc

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    webzone*

    It’s like you don’t even go here, Joe.

  • Project Director

    More screen used props! Because… you touched them… mmmmm.

  • DanceOfBirther

    Kirk Cameron’s stupidity has already killed off large sections of my brain.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO6y0yhYg_8

  • fred

    I would rather watch The Holy Avenger.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl-oU0_PKAY

  • DanceOfBirther

    I’d rather watch a Peter Jackson film from before he became a hack fraud.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfkHkdu5IEI

  • Red Skeleton

    Was that posted for my benefit? Because I know who he is. Or are you just supplementing random posts?

  • DanceOfBirther

    Of course it’s not for your benefit. I’m not even a Red Skelton fan.

  • What do you know, I’m kind of impressed.

  • Lawra Paniagua

    I love you all, you hack frauds <3

  • It’s been 37 days since a new BOTW. I mean, I’ve gotten laid more frequently in the last 37 days than RLM has uploaded BOTWs–and I’m married.

  • Red Skeleton

    Stop cramming this feminist bullshit down our throats.

  • Sully

    Hey, I went to school with this croc brained asshole named Sulik that told people to call him Sully. Needless to say, he learned some lessons of life that year.

  • Grand Wwyf Tar King

    You could easily nominate that the worst ever trailer, too.

  • Duckler

    You know, if artificial intelligence is so commonplace that it can be wasted on neurotic, Jewish robots, then why aren’t there evil, sentient Star Destroyers roaming the galaxy and snuffing out rebels with planetary bombardments? I mean, c’mon… Think, people!

  • Duckler

    I’ve paid more than 10 dollars for “patch” before. This was sometime during the early 90s though.

  • You may be on to something. I expect to see each one of these Star Wars toys in RLM’s next eBay auction.
    .

  • Duckler

    Until that alien-faced radio goes on sale, these beer coaster peddlers are dead to me..!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    what makes you think that? i knew what you meant.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i just woke up hoping there would be something new. but there was no new presents under the tree… no Richmas today.

  • Duckler

    Oh God, fuck Kirk Cameron. He doesn’t even realize his life is satire. Also, bananas.

  • Duckler

    That’s *Celebrity George Lucas Impersonator* to you.

  • Duckler

    .. And to all a good, yummy ground hotdog.

  • NicholasRibcage

    Sexless marriage jokes, we love ’em!

  • NicholasRibcage

    “Who the fuck is Kirk Cameron?” Was my response to this comment.

  • NicholasRibcage

    …this literally can’t be a movie.

    No, seriously. It can’t be.

  • NicholasRibcage

    5 Reasons Why Tomatoes Are Red.

  • Joe

    No, I was just joking. I’ve been here many times before… I’ll prove it: Mikey and Jake are fakefrauds and everybody should have a pizza bagel. Also when is this next Master Plickets review?

  • Red Skeleton

    Hey baby, I like your username. Oh honey, you’re saying all the right things to me!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    well i cant sit here all day pressing refresh… hey i have an idea its been raining for days, i’m going down to the creek to play in the floodwater. hopefully being winched to safety by a rescue helicopter will keep me busy till something interesting gets posted by RLM.
    but compared to new RLM its going to be BORING!!!!!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I think you mean you were Joe-king.

    Yes, I went there. No shame.

  • fred

    5 Reasons Why Tomatoes Are Red That Will Blow You Away

  • fred

    Time for another gif to share to the whole world!
    https://i.warosu.org/data/fa/img/0082/35/1400246998218.gif

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    5 Reasons Why Tomatoes Are Red That You May Not Have Known

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    We Planted This Tomato Seed Into The Ground. You Won’t Believe What Happened Next!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I still don’t get the joke.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Is he the guy who painted sad clowns for a living?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Confirmed for WTF?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Speaking of merch, someone I know was recently sent a signed copy of The Room as well as a signed photograph of Tommy Wiseau himself! It’s … creepy looking.

    I’m not sure which is harder to understand, his accent or his writing.

    PS – It’s painfully funny that he wrote “love is blind” on that photograph.

  • Steve

    This is what it would be like to get a postcard from your stalker/rapist.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    it needs the “no, this ones for me.” tag as well

  • Steve

    What you speak requires an additional ingredient which I am currently out of: effort.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    That was great.

  • Like Icare

    I don’t know any Nigel Garage.

    That’s the world famous actor Sam Neil.
    It’s a scene from Lord of the Rings movies where he plays Merlin the Wizard.

  • HNSZ
  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    And yet it is. It’s playing three times a day at my local Godzillaplex, yet WHIPLASH is not.

    Funny thing, even the War On Christmas yahoos are rejecting it.

  • HNSZ

    He does look like he has ptosis, a bit.
    Or maybe just fat eyelids.

  • Sully

    You squandered a perfectly good gif!! I was saving that one for the opportune moment.

  • HNSZ

    She’s an elf. Amazing isn’t it?

  • Sully

    Wanna know who else is rejecting it?

    http://abload.de/img/jesus2alj93.gif

  • HNSZ

    We’re like reclusive monks in a monastary.
    No one cares or even knows about what we do here, but the very foundations of reality depend upon it.
    Glad you stopped by. <3

  • HNSZ

    I will award you one modpoints for that, mr. sully

  • Sully

    This guy is a registered voter.

    Pound Sign: StateOfTheWorldOhNowIGetIt

  • Speaking of writing and creepy. Should we, or should we not watch this? It seems to lack the Wiseau magic plus other things.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwBXduyldgg

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    wait what? i’m sully! so i’m not even real anymore… this day gets worse and worse.

  • NicholasRibcage

    Tommy “Pussy-Slayer” Wiseau.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    watching that gif could never get old.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    he is really using his crocodile brain for that one. so he not only doesn’t understand evolution, he doesn’t even understand basic biology. or even have the ability to use google. cause 5 seconds on google can show your thousands of transitional creatures. he really is a fucking MORON!!!!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I will forever ship Tommy WiseauxRich Evans

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    its a sign, a pound sign!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    puntastic!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    the Five FUNNIEST things about red tomatoes.

  • NicholasRibcage

    It’s almost like he’s … self-aware!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    just imagine them staring at each other across a candle lit dinner. letting their eyes do the talking…. i’ll be in my bunk.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    hahahahaha. so many animals were harmed in making this show. including the dead stuffed ones they used in some shots… kangaroos are cuntz!

  • DanceOfBirther

    The great irony is that a Crocoduck would be evidence against evolution.

  • DanceOfBirther

    “…I went to school with this croc brained asshole named Sulik…”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGAu_DeKckI

  • DanceOfBirther

    I actually sent RLM a Ray Comfort “documentary”. I had no idea what was when I picked up, but it had positive blurb from Kirk Cameron so that peaked my interest. I put the disc in and discovered the most vile thing ever created.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7xhCpAnxDs

  • Duckler

    Kay Arthur says “He don’t know.” That’s good enough for a documentary.

  • Duckler

    Assholes like Kirk Cameron get funding, and you guys don’t. Popularism has failed.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “What is this? What is this?”
    “This is for my nipple …”

    I fucking lost it.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Is they don’t cram it down out throats, where else will they cram it?

    Don’t answer that.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i’ll drink to that!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Taco ran across my FB account via RLM’s FB page by accident”

    Oh, that was no accident, Josh.

    Er, I mean Sullivan.

    Er, I mean Sully.

    Fox? …

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I am one of the others that use my real name, but not my real pic. My thumbnail is from some film called Pickpocket. I used to use my real pic, but it got distracting as it would change whenever I changed my Facebook profile picture.

    I have, however, posted photos and videos of myself on here [and others have both posted photos and videos of me, too]. Very few of my real life friends know about RLM and even less know that I comment on here. None of them care, though, which is nice because I don’t have to keep up an appearance.

    I’m somewhat free to create my own persona on here under my real name, yet I generally just post the same stuff I would if I had an alias anyway.

  • Robby

    On the DVD he wrote “To: David May all your dreams come true! Love, Termmy Wsou~”

  • Vengeful Eagle

    Creepy sex looks.

  • Robby

    What’s all the hubbubabloo about people talkin bout too many pictures/gifs/videos in this webzone’s comment sections? I’ve never read no forum rules, or any rules in general for that matter, and I ain’t about to start.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    yeah but we have all seen your vids taco we know who you are.

  • Grandpa Seth

    Before you find one of your hack fuck friends to model your clothes, maybe you pick someone who isn’t built like a starving Ebola survivor. You dumb idiots.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    steve you do know we can see your fakebook account?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    your comment needed a gif.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    It’s like people don’t know how to use the “Collapse” feature or something if pictures bother them.

  • Robby

    I guess that’s kind of my point. I don’t do it to intentionally annoy people. I just like making and using them when it seems appropriate.

    Also, you’re not the boss of me, I do what I want!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Hey, Grandpa Seth, didn’t you have a grandkid who decided to piss all over his family’s food?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Oh stupid people are just being stupid. No need to worry

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    it would be Christ-Mass

  • Steve

    The website, http://www.TheNeighborsSitcom.com, was clearly constructed by a team of scientists to be the worst thing I’ve ever seen. It’s glorious.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    as he was a fellow australian we didnt bother to speak american. so it would look like self referential gibberish to a seppo… but then he shit his pantaloons and ran away.

    on the deletion… you can call me a cunt and threaten to rape my mother, but the Mod’s freak out when you start investigating who people are IRL. i posted IRL details of someone who was shiting me and boom! Instant Ban.
    i miss the first me…

  • Thanatos2k

    What a value

  • Thanatos2k
  • Steve

    Cool story bro

  • Thanatos2k

    You pull the string on the back and it says “This was the worst movie I’ve ever seen” no matter what you’re watching.

  • Even the gif loop was… broken.

    http://hdgreenscreen.com/neighborlogo.gif

  • Steve

    This is fuck.

  • I think I liked the 4 finger joke. Chuckled.

  • Thanatos2k

    Wait, did he just call them Gungas AND Gungans?

  • Thanatos2k

    Any website that forces Facebook comments is gutter trash.

  • Thanatos2k

    Mike and Jay have referred to themselves as hack frauds since the very beginning.

    It’s basically humor through self deprecation, a specialty of RLM.

  • RLMkeepitup

    If everyone here bought 16 RLM shirts we could have Space Cop in 3 hours.

  • Thanatos2k

    It’s a CGI body double.

  • Steve

    Is the Space Cop production held up just because of money? I was under the impression it was something else, such as time and/or scheduling. I know you were joking, but I’m genuinely curious.

  • Thanatos2k

    Space Cop shirts you mean?

  • There is always the 5:4 profit to beer ratio to concider.

  • Grand Wwyf Tar King

    Hopefully he didn’t make the unfortunate mistake.

    http://youtu.be/kdGfGjusufo?t=40m4s

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i was just commenting in the past and i realised how to explain the Rlm comments…

    we like to keep the place joyously insulting. not insultingly joyless.

  • Red Skeleton

    If this is in response to what you wrote to me, I should point out I was going to say “Thanks for clearing that up, *ASSHOLE*” but I decided against it. Maybe I made the wrong decision.

  • Grand Wwyf Tar King

    That’s right, you fuck!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    no it was about a reply to Earth about sexist turds on youtube. but at least your self obsession thought of me thinking of you.

  • Red Skeleton

    You’re just jealous because I’m a natural born freak and you have to wear a mask.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    call me back when you have a Han Solo Bespin costume!

  • Red Skeleton

    Go shag a sheep you Welsh fuck!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    thats my joke!

  • Red Skeleton

    Depends. Do you think your mom will make me one too?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    my MUM could if you want. but i can do it better. i make props. that half finished E-11 blaster is my favorite.

    its finished now.

  • Red Skeleton

    OOC, that is pretty awesome.

  • Red Skeleton

    In character: Why would I wear your outfits when Hugo f***ing Boss makes MINE?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i know right! i LOVE my Schutzstaffel uniform.

  • Red Skeleton

    That’s an SS uniform, you hack.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    so nein sprekesi deutsch?

  • Red Skeleton

    Who are you calling a douche, Englander? If it wasn’t for us you’d all be speaking Ger…. oh, wait.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    wait sorry WHAT THE F**K!?? just say fuck you cunt!. its ok you’re allowed to swear here.

  • Red Skeleton

    Oh GET OVER IT.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    nil desperandum mon frere

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    what get over the bridge i live under! trolls dont play that.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i like you red skelington. keep up the good work.

  • Red Skeleton

    Also sprach Zarathustra

  • HNSZ

    You didn’t read Nietzsche. Now go to bed kids.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    red skelington made a complaint about captain america. so i dropped this gif in the mix. its out there use it.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    steve is here! yay!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    hahaha i’m watching “The Running Man.” on network TV and commenting on RLM…. Mesa in nerd haven.

  • Red Skeleton

    But his girlfriend gave up her toe! Iss not fair!

  • Red Skeleton

    I wish I had a printer so I could stick this comment on the fridge.

  • HNSZ

    you damn kids! get off my lawn

  • Red Skeleton

    We should develop a routine together. You can be Troll One and I can be Troll Tw- …..Oh……..

  • Grand Wwyf Tar King

    Eat a dick, cunt!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i have a meme for that.

  • Grand Wwyf Tar King

    I know. I tried to find it but all I got were pictures of penises.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    its an Australian actor called Ray Meagher. best know as alf stewart in a soap opera here. his catch phrase is “flamin heck” hence the irony of the swearing.

  • Red Skeleton

    I can’t, I’m all out of custard.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    and jellys not the same?

  • Red Skeleton

    Is it still spotted dick if there’s no custard in it?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    how the fuck would i know! i have never been to in-gland.

  • Barry’s Day Out

    and you enjoyed every minute of it

  • Barry’s Day Out

    Pfft that movie just ripped off The New Gladiators

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    FAAAART!!!!!

  • Barry’s Day Out

    reminds me of that time I spent in the Outer Rim with Obi Wan

  • Grand Wwyf Tar King

    There were also instructions for preparing pussy, so it balanced it out.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i love Chinese food!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    stop referencing thing we never see in the movie you Hack Lucas

  • HNSZ

    I’m guessing someone must have erased it from the archive memory.

    http://i.imgur.com/rWp16x2.gif

  • Barry’s Day Out

    I thought we forgot about Seth

  • Barry’s Day Out

    mmm Younglings

  • Barry’s Day Out

    I still don’t like sand

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    No. It’s just spots.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    What? An ill-fitting suit coat?

    That’s Mom-Stuff 101. Of course she can do it!

  • Barry’s Day Out

    oh wow I didn’t know we could post things from Youporn here

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Do you even lift, bro?

  • Sully

    All correct, Mitchell.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You care a lot. You could be a Faith No More song.

    iCare – Compassion for Today’s Busy Millennial. Buy the App now, or visit your local Apple™ Store.

  • Sully
  • Barry’s Day Out

    get a room you 2

  • NicholasRibcage

    THAT’S the best take you got from him?

  • NicholasRibcage

    Well that’s ambitious.

  • NicholasRibcage

    They’re getting that Ebola endorsement money, bro.

  • Barry’s Day Out

    There’s a ”Where Are They Now?” special with this kid on it, he got 25 – Life for pretending to be an actor

  • NicholasRibcage

    I really hope RLM doesn’t turn into this now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OAzEr3KDxc

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    I have no recollection how much they cost then, I had a Hieronymus Bosch Kreator patch on a denim jacket, people actually did that, for fashion!

  • Barry’s Day Out

    I still think Rich should’ve modeled those T shirts, wet T Shirt even better

  • NicholasRibcage

    Your gif needed a comment.

  • NicholasRibcage

    …blue ruin?

  • Barry’s Day Out

    that’s a typo it was meant to read Urin

  • Now I Get It

    Trilingual dogs London, Toro, Litlon, Thorn.

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jrBucbwePwI/UWGtfV1UNlI/AAAAAAAANJE/FF3p84PGo58/s640/Littlest-Hobo-dogs.jpg

    All died doing their own stunts, their bodies stuffed, their guts buried on location, blood and organs fermented for haggis, meat ground into horsemeal, and generations of offspring sold to the combine of European zoophiles who financed the series.

  • we became robots alas.. the cogito is now facultative and the ergo sum is on prozac.

  • Steve

    What kind of obnoxious prick has a non-headset skype call in the middle of a cafe? I bet after the show he went back to writing that screenplay he was “almost done with”.

  • RLMkeepitup

    It would be cool if they had a page showing the status complete as some game developers do for their projects. I’m sure you’re right though, it’s more just time to get the movie done right.

  • Palpatine

    But I thought that Wiseau’s favorite sport was football?

  • My ex wife

    Genius…

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Putin’s got no balls! He can’t even crumble a Ritz cracker with his crotch.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    His tattoo is totally rub-on!

  • My ex wife

    🙁 Was it really that bad? sorry if I offended anybody.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBu3V7Zfngc

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    H8 D H8R, not D G4M3.

    On another subject entirely, I recently saw a license plate that read FOUR, and I thought that was a pretentious waste of 4 letters. Maybe it was just a golfer who couldn’t spell.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Look! It’s a dick sandwich with cheese. If you watch carefully, I swear you can see it cum when he bites it.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    ALRIGHT!

    I just got back from the gym after a couple of hours of pure instince butt-wiggle, and I see somebody’s stuck their dick in my mashed potatoes!

    WHO WAS IT? It was the corpse of Andrew Thompson. I know it was!

    Kirk Cameron Damn It! Now I can’t eat those things!

    I’m not gonna stand for this. I don’t has to!

    #RealFansDon’tWearTee-ShirtsTheyGetTattoos

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    So, I was wondering. Is this type of random gif okay for this web zone, or do I need something more sophisticated?

    http://i.imgur.com/6ZyJkeE.gif

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    WOW! …

    I wonder where she got her purse?!

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I think Kirsten Dunst is her shopping buddy. Her gifs might have the answer for you.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Didn’t Anakin take care of all those god damned younglings?

  • On December 7th 1979 Star Trek The Motion Picrure premiered. 35 years ago.

    Thank you Gene Roddenberry.

    http://reggiestake.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/star-trek-the-motion-picture.jpg

  • WhatPlanetAmIOn

    I mean… that stuff is all over the Internet, so I’d say either more sophisticated or RedLetterMedia-related.

  • Fartastic

    I just downvoted you so hard.

    [Well, not really, just in my mind]

  • In The Court Of The Evans King

    What does that even mean anymore?

  • WhatPlanetAmIOn

    A guy named Abe Linklater once said: You can please all people some of the people all the time, but you can’t…Aw, fuck it. Am I making any sense?

  • My ex wife

    I don’t know anymore, I just don’t know. 🙁

  • Red Skeleton

    Gene Roddenberry was a hack. Decker and Ilia were total ripoffs of Riker and Troi.

  • Sully
  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Look at all that SCIENCE.

  • HNSZ

    I think this is actually one of the early jokes I saw that got me hooked on RLM.
    It was so random and yet made complete sense.

  • HNSZ

    Well done, it’s the thing from the thing.

  • Palpatine

    And I told him to do it!

  • HNSZ

    Would be hilarious if someone made another account and named it Anakin Skywalker and them made a reply to this comment.

    Preferably with a gif that was completely unrelated and copy pasted from 9gag.

  • Andrey Tarkovsky Reference

    Who are you, the Pope?

  • Robby

    It’s annoying when dem gifs aren’t showing up u feel.

    I’ve been hard at work on new ones, too. For shame, Disqus.

  • Andrey Tarkovsky Reference
  • Sully

    You’re trying to trick me, I know it. I’ve been staring at that gif for the past hour and there AIN’T NO PURSE!!!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    That fucker took my name!

  • Vengeful Eagle
  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    What is it with Genes?

  • HNSZ

    I wonder if it isn’t an option for the site admin to dis-/enable the display of images.

  • HNSZ

    They’re selfish.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    What does that even mean?

    http://i.imgur.com/OnlKv2s.gif

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    We can thank Dawkins for ‘meme’.

  • HNSZ

    Oh please stahp. I’m trying 90 nofap

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    If it is, I wonder if we’ve abused our privilege?

  • HNSZ

    He coined the term.

  • HNSZ

    Wrath of Jay? I think it likely. Or perhaps he is simply trying to comply with the wishes that several members have spoken out over the last few days. *cough*

    Then again it could just be another one of Disqus’s heisenbugs.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Did the instructions give you all the steps? I was trying to follow Mr. Plinkett’s steps but he randomly ends! That fuck!

    http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/other-movies/cop-dog/#comment-1426422598

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    My grandmother used the collapse feature … IN REAL LIFE.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    That’s the topic of my paper.

    The film Blue Ruin. It’s overdue. I might fail this class. Oops …

  • Grand Wwyf Tar King

    Someone should do that with the Episode VII beach ball droid.

  • Grand Wwyf Tar King

    Sorry, I wasn’t paying that much of attention. I’ll get deeper into it later.

  • Grandpa Seth

    It’s a conspiracy. Palpatine’s behind it all!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Wait, that’s not a football!

    UNSUBSCRIBE.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I note your play on words and award you one upvote.

  • Grandpa Seth

    I RAGRET NOTHING!

  • Thanatos2k

    Why would Jay even do that? Does he object to fun?

    Hopefully it’s Disqus.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Don’t worry, the same hacker-frauds that got into Stony will hack RLM as well and we’ll get to see Space Cop before it’s released [they may even be North Koreans]!

    Thing is, though, it will be so glorious that everyone will demand it be shown in theatres and RLM with finally become rich … well, Richer since they already have Rich.

    It won’t beat Titanic, though. Nobody can [except icebergs].

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    16 shirts? Are you calling us fat?

  • The lack of new BotWs and HitBs is seriously starting to impact my LQ (life quality).

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    We should wait to see if it’s confirmed for Jay.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I hope it’s Disqus, too. It’s really easy for people who don’t want to see gifs and videos to hide all media within Disqus’ format.

  • HNSZ

    I’ll admit that what follows is subjective.

    First of, last few weeks, these sections seemed to turn into an imageboard. Whole threads of people just posting pictures.

    Earlier gif and jpegs were almost only caps from here.

    Now almost all gifs are crap that people that posted just pulled from somewhere on the internet. You have to wade through all this crap that has nothing to do with anything in here.

    Thisalready sucks balls. But thirdly loading times are becoming annoying as well.

  • My button for uploading pics from my own computer is gone and I can’t click and drag anything to the post-frame.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    But you can click your profile name, and select “hide media” so your Disqus works to your benefit. Why punish everyone else because you don’t want to use Disqus a certain way that others don’t?

  • Constantine1985

    Tommy Wiseau v. Rich Evans: Dawn of the Plinkett?

  • HNSZ

    I actually want to see gifs. I just don’t want to see all these shitty gifs. So basically it’s wishful thinking on my part that the display of images is locked temporarily to get people to throttle the post frequency a bit back.

    If it is not the case and if it will continue like this I am going hold a protest in the future.

  • My compuer lagged some when I posted in the Interstellar thread. But that thread one was huge with 2000 comments.

  • Thanatos2k

    Gifs mean something. They are a message in visual form. They can tell jokes just through imagery. A picture is worth a 1000 words. I see absolutely nothing wrong with it.

  • HNSZ

    Imagine this discussion. Only in gifs. It would suck.

  • Thanatos2k

    Actually I think it might be Disqus. Going to another site that uses Disqus and it’s disabled there too.

  • They are overused. Some are very funny but some are a drag.

  • HNSZ

    Remember when faddlechud made some nice caps in gifs?
    That made everyone happy.
    Now certain people just throw whatever thought they have in google image search and and smack the first image that comes up in a comment, hoping to score a few mod points.

  • HNSZ

    That’s all I’m saying.

  • Thanatos2k

    Sure, the problem is some people think something is funnier than it actually is, but I’d NEVER punish people for bad jokes.

  • Constantine1985

    It’s called a webzone.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    But there are people on here who do nothing but talk about things in the context of their love interest, or hashtags, or just plain bile incessantly, and if I wanted, I can minimize the person’s conversation so I don’t have to take part. Other people downvote the comments so they’re further down the page. Disabling everyone’s ability to post how they please is a ridiculous answer to what you see as a problem.

  • Are we becoming the Adam Sandler of Disqus?
    I’ll go first.

    See, joke works just fine without gif.

  • Thanatos2k

    But it would have been far better if you included the gif.

  • Palpatine

    We may have gone too far in a few places. Oh wait, I don’t post gif’s, so never mind.

  • HNSZ

    Additionally: Why do I need to collapse all the stupid shit someone posts. Just post a little less stupid shit.

    I mean really? Putin riding a cookie, with the text: “fuck teh police”, that is redlettermedia comment section?

    The weirdest thing to me is that this gets rewarded with mod points by people you wouldn’t expect it from.

    It feels odd talking about standards on this website. And it feels odd that I am actually making an appeal here. But I felt we had something good and it feels like it’s slowly turning into just another 4chanesque teenage crapfest.

  • Yea your right, where are my 5 immediate upvotes? It’s been 35 seconds already.

  • omitted

    You misspelled LGBTQIA

  • What? I’m neither lesbian nor gay, and probably also none of these other things. I think.

  • HNSZ

    LGBTQIA, is that the new subway sandwich?

  • HNSZ

    Whatever it is the little image button that shows up on the left bottom side of the comment window is gone as well.

    Does anyone visit other sites that use Disqus?

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Why should everything be modded away for your benefit? This argument can go both ways.

    I come here because there’s no political discussion, or if there is, it’s swatted away easily. As a woman, I’m not inundated with “Get me a sandwich” crap that I would with other boards. I’m treated as an equal here; if I say something stupid, I’m called out for it and no one White Knights me. My thoughts and how I choose to express them are valued here, regardless of my gender. You think it’s a crapfest, I think this place is wonderful. And ya, there are people here who annoy me, but I can minimize what I don’t like so I can more easily focus on what I do like. I don’t know how you can sit there and think that you can mold this system to your own worldview at the expense of others, especially when, for others, this is one of the few places one can go to and feel like they belong.

  • If it is a “Jay ban” and he lifts it, were in for a sh**nami of gifs.

  • RLMkeepitup

    This is turning into a conspiracy.

  • HNSZ

    You are misrepresenting my comment outrageously here. All these reasons you list are exactly why I do not want this place to turn into a 4chanesque crapfest.
    It’s fucking great here. Let’s keep it that way.
    Let’s not turn it into a zombie image board.

  • Thanatos2k

    I don’t know about you, but people have always been posting images and gifs. It hasn’t “turned into” anything.

  • HNSZ

    Oh have they? Yes I believe I was one of them.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    This man helped so many audience members fall asleep.

  • I don’t think we can ban certain kinds of humor, or strange or stupid ways people express themselves. I think most people that come here stick around and we get to “know” eachother. I usually read everyones comments, I don’t join discussions that ofthe but I do read them.

    But I still get and understand your 4chan point. Some things I also think go too far. Hope we can sort it out.

  • HNSZ

    Thank you for you consideration!
    I hope we can diminish the effects a little.
    I’m done with this.

  • fred

    It’s the new menu item at Applebees.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Emperor gives thumbs down? What gives? It’s great! The movie is fantastic.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I thought as a Star Trek film it’s good but as a movie it’s sleep inducing

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I don’t think I’m misrepresenting anything. You want folks to post less random crap. You want posts to mean something, but we as RLM’s audience have quite literally been given little to work with and are left to our own devices. The last 4 releases by RLM are Kid Jokes, 2 star wars response videos, and a T-Shirt sale. There’s nothing for us to focus on, and we’re gonna get a little crazy. I’m fine with that. I know that at some point, RLM is gonna bring a BOTW and all will be right with the world again. I have a lot of faith in the RLM community. The people I don’t have faith in, I simply ignore, and it’s so much easier to ignore what I don’t like than to try and force change.

  • My ex wife

    Essentially what you’re saying is, don’t don’t about thing you don’t like?

  • Bad news ya’ll. The Disqus image posting button seems to work on other sites. I think have been prohibited from posting pictures.

  • HNSZ

    I have a mixed feeling about this:

    http://i.imgur.com/JbWJSEN.gif

  • Ok, I agree on that part generally. I still love slow going movies.

  • My ex wife

    I feel somewhat responsible, the guilt is unbearable. 🙁

  • This is our drug, of course we overreact.

  • Your Rich Evans bike and gas delivery jokes are legendary.

  • HNSZ

    My very final comment on this.
    I do not want the site to be modded to my personal taste. I am not the thought police or from the board of standards.

    I just want a little less utterly pointless crap to wade through. (Images take up a lot of space.) It’s becoming very impracticle. And I am definitely not the only one.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Who broke the button, show yourselves and confess to the Nass.

  • Palpatine

    He’sen who did it is’n to be pe’unished.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • My ex wife

    That’s sweet of you, thanks. I just want people to be happy Nass, you know, like the old days.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Disqus won’t let us post images? No. No. That’s not true! That’s impossible!

  • Here, come rest under my chin.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    *Jay laugh*

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You better feel something after @Domo_Konnichiwa:disqus destroyed any argument you had.

  • HNSZ

    Pwdned?

  • HNSZ

    Be careful what you wish for.

  • Robby

    I’d be surprised if Jay or any of them have an issue with it. I’m tending towards it being a Disqus problem, since this has happened before. Even still, I don’t like thinking that I or other people who post gifs are annoying other people with them. One of the reasons I love this place is that really aren’t ever any issues between the people who love the content here.

  • HNSZ

    Actually go fuck yourself.
    All konichiwa did, was appease the crowd by sticking a feather up its ass. That is how she won the popular vote.

    This website is perfect as it is.
    There are no problems with this website.
    How dare you insinuate there is something wrong with this website?
    Why do you hate this website?

    Replace this website with ‘Murica.
    That is the slimey way elections are won in the US.

    I don’t do that. I don’t take easy stances. I take hard stances.

  • Robby

    You upvoted your own post? I can’t tell what’s real anymore.

  • HNSZ

    I did

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    The easy stance is liking your own comments to make your argument look more valid.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Man, what an asshole you are. I killed my own father and I’m not even the same level of asshole you’re at.

  • HNSZ

    Profound. Oh no it makes no sense at all. An action of liking your comment cannot be a stance.

    Anyone can see who upvoted it. I upvoted it because I firmly believe I’m right and I wanted to empahsize that.

    More cheap shots from Domo Konnichiwa

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I’m walking away from this. I firmly believe I’m right, but can at least your side of the argument, and am not up-voting my own comments to emphasize some misguided sense of self-importance. You are taking a stance by saying “I’m right, and I’m going to like my own comment instead of arguing the topic at hand.”

  • Wizard Phoenix

    If I can post a gif of Daniel Plainview killing Eli Sunday with bowling pin I would but I can’t. You really are an asshole. I would like if you never return here.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Upvoting yourself is like painting on your forehead “I’m a witless dickhole”

  • HNSZ

    I did the terrible act of upvoting one fucking post of my own.
    That is what you decide to focus on.

  • HNSZ

    Well your contributions have been great tonight.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    How dare you insult your Emperor!

  • HNSZ

    More acting.
    Playing it noble, walking away, after a bunch of slimey posts you made.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Slimey posts? All she did was prove you dead wrong on every selfish and douchebag comment you made against the webzone’s comments.

  • HNSZ

    Look at the comments by the people who upvote you,
    You’ve initiated mindless group behaviour.
    You can commend yourself on that.

  • RLMkeepitup

    You’re like the atheist of gifs or something troll-like.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Hey. Are you picking on my pound signs, too? We’ve never even been properly introduced!

    This place is a cliqueish as the cool table in fyucking Middle School!

  • DanceOfBirther

    I’m sure Qui-Gon owes him a life-debt and will take him along in a Bongo through the planet core.

  • HNSZ

    Oh shut up, you little aide-de-camp.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Testicles are impracticle, but, dammit, I like mine.

  • HNSZ
  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I actually want to see movies. I just don’t want to see all the shitty movies. But, Hollywood ain’t gonna stop making ’em just for little old me.

    What exactly is your problem? If the place has become too giffy for you, why don’t you just mosey along?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You shut up. You are nothing more than a complaining impatient asshole with no respect for the fun that others do enjoy in boredom.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Dear Disqus,

    I hate you!

    Sincerely,
    Crispy Anakin

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Geez, never had trouble with Disqus loading when all this site was was silly gifs. Now, with all these fyucking links, I’ve had to re-load four times. Who do I get to bitch to?

  • HNSZ

    Whatever you say.
    You are still an aide-de-camp.

  • Robby

    That scene is extra emotional because of all the fake CGI lava shooting off in the background.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Why are you typing like Jar Jar speaks?

  • HNSZ

    I have half a mind of claiming this as my personal victory! ^^

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Yay, you, Dick.

  • Booger

    Pretend I uploaded the Darth Vader “NO” gif regarding my attitude towards Disqus, the lack of pictures, and such. I don’t like to read!

  • HNSZ

    I thank you.

  • HNSZ

    I tried ascii art but that didn’t fly

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You’re just the afterbirth, HNSZ, slithered out on your mother’s filth. They should have put you in glass jar on a mantelpiece.

  • Robby

    Two commas in three words. Every single sentence is so dense.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    And this is the dipsh!t who complains about gifs wasting space.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I agree with you for once, Pa Kent, HNSZ is a dick.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Well I could’ve removed one, but

    dramatic

    pause

  • DanceOfBirther

    The Shatner would approve.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You’ve agreed with me before, and you will again.

    Bruised scrotums heal if you let them.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I hear lava is really … dense.

    I’m here all week, folks.

    Sorry …

  • Wizard Phoenix

    As long as we don’t talk Zack Snyder or Lars von Trier we can be a great partnership.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Who defuck are them two?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You have half a mind. That’s for certain.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I don’t know

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I don’t always agree with him, but I enjoy his cynical attitude.

    It’s somewhat refreshing seeing someone have dissenting opinions yet still able to joke around on here.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Why, thanks. Mind if I call you Taco?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    If he keeps talking like that I’m gonna Bango his Bungo.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Somewhere, Butt-head is snickering.

    Or is it Beavis?

    [imagine gif here]

  • DanceOfBirther

    Try one of the female posters, they like it. Ladies also love catcalls, at least according to Fox News.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Let it go. FROZEN is a storyline. Not the song. It’s about two sisters. You don’t need a prince to save you. Don’t don’t about things you like.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Taco Nash Says Maybe.

    Which means yes.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Rich doesn’t like catcalls.

    He’s allergic.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Ew, there’s something sticky under there.

    You got napkins where you come from?

  • Yes. Very enjoyable.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Hey guys. I’m just wondering … Can my Candandia accent be heard through my comments? When I type ‘about’, does it sound different in your head? What about ‘house’? ‘Car’?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    “Meow. Show me your gifs,” says the burly hirsute dude wearing the hard-hat and the stained wife-beater.

  • DanceOfBirther

    Have you asked Abner Louima?

  • We just hose each other off before bedtime.

  • DanceOfBirther

    You’re filling in for Cosby at Treasure Island? Damn, I can’t make it to Vegas right now.

  • Sully

    Well this is awkward…

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    About? Thanks for clearing that up. All this time, I thought you were typing about footwear.

    A boot, a boot, why does he keep going on about a boot?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Something else that was awkward was when you’d see a new reply, open it, read it, reply thinking you understood the context only to come back later and see that an image or GIF had been attached and now your reply makes no sense.

    These are the things that keep me up at night.

    Well, this and porn, but my intervention isn’t

  • omitted

    I like them too. Your testicles, I mean.

  • After I saw your Reacts to wacky kid jokes and Icebucket challenge videos the thought has crossed my mind on occation.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Bisexual
    Transgender
    Queer (I’m just guessing)
    Something that begins with the letter I
    and
    Ass-Fetishist (Again, just a guess)

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    God dammit, omitted!

    That laugh I just produced didn’t even sound like my own.

  • Palpatine

    I was doing like a thing.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I spritzed them this morning, just in case. Glad you noticed.

  • DanceOfBirther

    Or “project”, “sorry” or “been”? No, the only poster I “hear” is Palpatine.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    LGBTQIAo*

    The ‘o’ stands for omitted.

  • Palpatine
  • omitted

    Gesundheit!

  • Sully

    I went to a porn intervention once. It was messy.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Prah-ject, sore-ee, bin.

    I think that captures how I pronounce those.

  • Robby

    That worked. Great success?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I went to a bukkake event thinking it was some kind of Japanese dish.

    I wasn’t wrong, but it’s not exactly what I had in mind.

  • Robby

    Don’t a mean a CONvention?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    There’s another way to pronounce “been”? Everybody says it, “bin,” don’ they?

    Lessons of Fyucking Life and Good Times!

  • Sully

    You see, a Noomi Rapace Prometheus gif would’ve accented your reply perfectly, but alas…

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    *rimshot*

    [Of course, a gif from WHIPLASH would’ve been better, but we’re all over that already, I’m assuming.]

  • omitted

    I would add J for jaysexuals as in people who only feel sexually attracted to Jay Bauman.

  • Sully

    What’s the difference? Either way you’re dodging head shots like a gimp during the zombie apocalypse.

    It’s not pretty.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    We’re not allowed to post images? How am I supposed to show you this new Jay-peg I screen captured?

  • Sully

    Don’t go makin’ Omitted upset now, Mitchell.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Hey! Palpy fixed it. Scroll down.

    Yippee.

    Wait. Palpy’s a Bad Guy, right?

  • omitted

    Even I had to google the I for intersex and A for asexual/ally. That’s why I refer to ‘my kind’ as the alphabet people these days.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Oh. Maybe embedded youtubes are a different thing.

  • Guest

    .

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    With Hitler moving his hands around so much when he talks you’d this he was in an Apple commercial!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tq7yykR-DM

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I’d say he was absolutely a bad guy, but only a Sith deals in absolutes.

    Lucas rivals Shakesman in his command of the English language.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Did you know some people believe Shakesman was really some dude named Phillip Marlowe?

  • DanceOfBirther

    Interesting, your pronunciation for “project” and “been” seem the same as most Americans. Most Canadians I’ve heard sound more like “pro-ject” and “bean”.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Stained with his wife’s blood, I hope.

    You know, because he was kind enough to let her borrow his work shirt when she had a monthly emergency.

  • omitted

    Believe me, it’s all my pleasure.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    She didn’t think, “Geez, plug that up, woodja?,” sounded so kind at the time.

    [This is the second time today that I’m ashamed of us both, Taco.]

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    The feels.

    I say Ow.

  • DanceOfBirther

    It’s okay with me.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Editing one’s fail-post to seem less a dick is as bad as upvoting one’s own comment.

    Sose you know.

  • Thanatos2k

    Did you know that most of the time when everyone appears to be against your opinion – you might be maybe be WRONG about something?

  • Thanatos2k

    Not true. I’ve checked two of them and image posting was disabled on both of them. Maybe it’s intermittent.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Well, let’s test this shit out since I’m bored and procrastinating a paper. I’ll make up some bullshit sentence with those words in it then say them aloud: “Sorry, I’ve been working on a project about a house and a car.”

    I wonder which will sound the most Canadian.

    http://youtu.be/E8OxD3GGrsw

  • Palpatine

    Maybe Disqus is doing it’s weekly ch-ch-ch-changes.

  • Thanatos2k

    Who fixed what now?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    omitted is trying to fix Jay’s plumbing.

    Apparently his facet has hardened up and needs a good yanking.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Ah. Fourteen minutes ago this link was embedded.

    Has it finally happened? Has ISIS/L finally hacked the intertubes? And to what sinister purpose? It’s quite a drop from beheading innocent people to annoying people on Disqus.

    Quite a drop.

    Fyucking terrorist pansies. We should’ve never sold them all those weapons.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Palpatine doing Bowie.

    That’s something you can’t un-hear.

  • Mine works on http://www.anorak.co.uk/

    Wierd that your does not.

  • Palpatine

    Whenever Disqus says they’re updating the site for the hundredth time, that’s what they do. Real cute, huh?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    So much explaining to do, so little time.

    Wish I could just post a gif that would explain it all and make you laugh.

  • DanceOfBirther

    You indeed pronounce “project ” and “been” as an American would, but that woman from Under the Umbrella Tree said “bean”, I tells us!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Time to face the strange.

  • Palpatine

    Time may change me, but I can’t change time.

  • omitted

    “Is that a pipe wrench or are you just happy to see me?”

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    ____==========_______
    _–____ | | “” ” “|
    / )8} ^^^| 0 | = | o 0 |

    What is this even supposed to be? Adam Sandler’s next screenplay?

  • omitted

    Sorry, what about Taco having been on Project Runway?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Strange fascinations are sellin’ me. Ow.

  • omitted

    I see Jay’s penis. And maybe Pa Kent’s testicles.

  • Palpatine

    You remind me of the babe.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    There was a gif with a strange-looking man yelling, “Work Bitch!,” on here, earlier. Maybe you remember it. That would’ve been an appropriate re-post right about now.

  • omitted

    Clearly!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Those ain’t MY testicles. They look lopsided.

  • omitted

    *puts on glasses*

    Oh yeah, sorry, my bad!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    That’s not a lyric. Is it some kind of backwards message or something? Maybe it’s from “Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps)”.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    If you’dda typed *pulls out magnifying glass*, we wooda had a problem!

  • Palpatine

    It could be. I can’t understand a word from that song anyway.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Looking down at the shitstorm below … I thought we all agreed to don’t don’t about thing we don’t like?

  • omitted

    While talking about things that keep us up all night, I’m thinking of introducing Jay to my folks over the holidays. Maybe then I will get the help support that I need.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I signed nuffin.’

  • My ex wife

    What power?

  • omitted

    If I only had the balls to edit my comment…

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s so dense, every single post has so much shit going on…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    So, I’m assuming your parents’ efforts to ‘pray the Jay away’ failed? That just confirms how bull their god is.

    They should leave their religion … and join the House of Evans. It will enRichen their lives. He is the one true god. His joyous laughter cures all sorts of ailments, from fork in the lion brain all the way to cancel!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I think he’s referring to The Force. He’s obsessed with it.

    It’s like a thing.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Yes.”

  • My ex wife

    “I was happy to see him, as it ment I could finish up that plumbing job I had going on the side” -Dick Neutral.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Do all Candadians pronounce it “peep,” or just the French?

    #FullCircle

  • omitted

    You just brought Jack’s smooth narration into my steamy Jay fantasy. I like it!

  • omitted

    “Looking down at the shitstorm below” is what Jay calls moderating the comment section.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    A gif and video posting disruption could only mean one thing: Invasion

  • omitted

    By whom? The Huns?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    No one ever expects The Spanish Inquisition!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    A droid army is about to attack the Naboo

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It can also mean you didn’t pay your phone bill.

  • omitted

    Actually, my parents only pray the Janeway since Trekism has been in our family for generations.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I suspect you are are only half Candadian. You said “soar-y”, but you also said “a-bout.”

    You’ve been working on it, haven’t you?

    Now, get to work. That paper ain’t “go-onna” write itself.

  • omitted

    *singing to myself*

    Don’t go breaking my heart…

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I just threw up in my brain a little.

  • Palpatine

    Wesa no da Naboo. Da Naboo tink dey so smarty, dey tink dere brains so big.

  • Sully

    Your Canadian is almost as good as my Gaelic.

  • omitted

    Lion or crocodile?

  • Sully

    If Boss Nass starts talkin’ about “feeling shit with his mind” I’m headin’ for the fuckin’ hills.

  • Thanatos2k

    It could also mean they didn’t pay their Disqus bill!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Once those droids take control of the surface they’ll take control of you

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    ♪ I cooden if I tried

    But honey if I get restless…

    Baby, yer not that kind ♪

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    There he goes again.

    Bullying. Not cool.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Thanks for reminding me. I owe Bill money.

  • Thanatos2k

    It doesn’t work anymore. Epic fail.

    Or perhaps more evidence that Disqus is in fuckery mode.

  • Palpatine

    Mesa no tink so. Dey not know of us-en.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    We could be stuck here a very long time

  • Barry’s Day Out

    that’s what obi said to anni back in the outer rim

  • Palpatine

    Mom, you said the biggest problem in the universe is that no one helps each other.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Are you an angel?

  • Kenen

    They could review any shit movie for all I care, I just need my RLM dose.

  • Palpatine

    This is so wizard, Ani!

  • Barry’s Day Out

    i have just as much authority as the pope in these matters

  • omitted

    Confession time: I didn’t remember this was Elton John song before googling it. Now I’m just waiting for the LGBTQIAXJMRo police to bust through my door to revoke my gay card.

    #WhereCanIGetThoseNoteMarks

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You know, Disqus will probably randomly re-order your comment, but it will never not seem perfectly placed between whichever one above and below.

    So, well done you.

    *slow clap*

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Alt 13 and Alt 14.

    Jeebus! You added more letters?

  • Sully

    You talkin’ about that youngling with the power of voodoo?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Wait. Did you just imply that knowing that was an Elton John / Kiki Dee duet makes me gay?

    Fyuckin’ Glee! I knew I shouldn’t have watched that one episode!

    If you need me, I’ll be over in the corner singing Metallica songs. You know: Butchin’ it up.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    ♪♫®©~‘’”„þ‗♀▄

    This is fun.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe
  • omitted

    Why did you post another pic of Jay’s dick? Not that I’m complaining…

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Wow. Jay’s dick looks, um, weird.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Did you know you can find Alt-keyboards for almost any foreign language just by Googling?

  • omitted

    What would you know about it, Mr. PerfectlySymmetricalTesticles?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I had one of my keyboard languages set to Korean after my sister and her Korean boyfriend visited for a while. It was very 기이 한.

  • Sully

    I think that’s my laugh. I misplaced it reading through HNSZ’s bullshit.

  • DanceOfBirther

    “This is fun.”
    I once had a stripper say that to me.

  • omitted

    If you have also seen Frozen, then there is no turning back.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I have, but that one left me cold.

  • omitted

    ♪ The cold never bothered me anyway ♪

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I love animated movies, in general, but FROZEN was so cloying it pissed me off. And that’s how…

    #IKnowI’mStraight(NotEvenSlightlyBent)

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Now this is podracing.

  • omitted

    As long as you’re not narrow…

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Pursuit of Happiness.

    I’m in favor of it.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I read that in his voice and I didn’t even need a GIF or video!

    I think I’m starting to get the hang of these things called “memory” and “imagination”. Now only if I could imagine my father back to life … fucking street lights.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Right? Where’s The Witless Dickload when you need him? Gifs are all-annoying to that guy, but endless Prequels-Quoting doesn’t even raise a yelp?

    Jeebs Lou, Eesh!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    ,d8888b d8b
    88P’ ?88
    d888888P 88b
    ?88′ ?88 d8P d8888b 888 d88′
    88P d88 88 d8P’ `P 888bd8P’
    d88 ?8( d88 88b d88888b
    d88′ `?88P’?8b`?888P’d88′ `?88b,

  • Sully

    That’s exactly how I imagined it.

  • NicholasRibcage

    Finish that paper, Taco, you’re losing it.

  • NicholasRibcage

    I’m almost done with the Rich builds a PC stream. Oh no!

  • Barry’s Day Out

    how can you ever be done with Rich

  • omitted

    They’re live!

  • NicholasRibcage

    :O OH MA GAWWDD!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    When can we go back to talking about the poorly designed ▬▬ι═══════ﺤ ?

  • Palpatine

    You mean a katana? Which is Japanese for Japanese sword.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Nah I’m just kidding the word is shit

  • omitted

    I have no idea whose appendage that is.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    yeah but the crocodile brain is strong with some people

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    sorry you sound like hugh laurie to me.its the pic

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i thought it was a circuit diagram

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    wow i’m asleep and working for a few hours and this is what happened. when i get home, there is going to be come comments on this

  • RLMkeepitup

    TL;DR No more image or videos on comments. We all realized we can no longer express ourselves or communicate properly without visual effects.

  • And they are live. PreRec. Hack & a Half – Space Quest 1.
    http://www.twitch.tv/previouslyrecorded_live

    Get it while it’s hot.

  • ModernDayMinstrel

    Good because I’ve been running out of reasons not to study for finals!

  • Sully

    It isn’t mine. What’s up with the tip?

  • Fitting that they play a text based game.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    We Lucas’d ourselves.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    When the person subscribed with their name as a ‘hint’ on how to play the game I laughed quite a bit. Eat_Plant.

  • Sully

    Too bad (s)he was wrong.

    Pound Sign: FiveBucksWellSpent

  • Steve

    Holy balls, they disabled image posting? How am I suppose to express myself without someone else having expressed it first? Wait, I got it: *Insert gif of gunslinger opening saloon doors, then slowly backing out of them.*

  • nilboG

    Terminator, robots in disguise, get your tickets to another view of decepticons, Terminator, more than meets the eye, it’s so bad now that it can give you rabies, Terminator, and you thought salvation sucked, this part 5 will make part 3 look like an oscar winner.

    #can’t touch this

  • Sully

    In regards to getting up; could she/couldn’t she?

  • Fu** this. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

    Fu** that. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

    Fu** these too. ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻

    Fu** U, U fu**! (╯°□°)╯︵( .o.)

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    but it was so dense…

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    my only real problem with the new saber was the wrist burns! i dont know about everyone else but i use the crossbar to control the blade when i’m doing silly spinning tricks.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    that was so tragic.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i miss that photo already.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    is this disqust? nope other sites still running pics. hate to say it but it looks like admin did it. we might be wasting patreon money on all the bandwidth for our multimedia.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i just posted a meme on a english site.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    you never had to you just used the force to make us see it in our minds.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    domo this is Ma Kettle.
    he is an arse but he seems o.k

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    fuck you. you fucking hypocrite!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    words

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    But what are Jays attracted to? That is the darkest of dark holes…

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    see and now the sign ponders come out of the wood work… sigh…

  • Red Skeleton

    GIFs are just a tool, a means of telling a story. People have a tendency to confuse them as an end to themselves.

  • Grand Wwyf Tar King

    At this rate they’ll disable typing, as well.

  • Red Skeleton

    For the record I didn’t notice it was you until just now, corpse of Andrew Johnson. Doesn’t anyone else post here…?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    they are a fun tool. i like making my own memes i’m not really a gif man.
    i just would like to know whats going on. is it a glitch. did admin do it, and if they did why? and why not just tell us to “shut the fuck up with the gifs you NERDS!!”

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Can we get a cereal or soup for this? I need some time to sort it out…

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    some people think i’m most of the people here on different accounts.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Ahem, RITZ CRACKER.
    I have upvoted this comment for emphasis.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    I’d like to take this moment to formally apologize for my mustachioed- gynecomastia and bizarre-naked-anime-girl-man-chest-tattoo picture uploads. *sniffle* I was only trying to accommodate Mitchell Taco Nash in the most passive-aggressive way I could muster. I accept all blame for this current clusterfuck. Forgive me, Jaysus! RLM-bless Holy Mike Stoklasa, mother of Plinkett, and our manifest Father in Heaven, Rich Evans! Amen.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i like Ma Kettle. he dosnt get buthurt like HNSZ|steve. i missed him when he wasnt here to argue with. that Red Skellington guy is good for an argument too. dont tell them i said that.

  • Grand Wwyf Tar King

    You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some…”, ah f*** it. Am I making any sense?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    it makes sense but is ambiguous as to your intent.

  • omitted

    I’m still searching for the definitive answer to that.

  • HNSZ
  • Sully

    EL OH EL

  • HNSZ
  • Grand Wwyf Tar King

    My intent was to post something that came to mind while reading your comment, thinking others might find it amusing.

  • omitted

    There, there. I think most of us have done things on this webzone we are not proud of.

  • HNSZ

    Put your mod points where your mouth is.
    I need more credits for the RLM store.
    Edit: Yes those would be republican credits.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i enjoyed trying to figure out which way the wind was blowing… “am i the one fooling people?.. or is the grand midwyfe saying i couldn’t fool everyone. but wait?… what? sorry lost my… thing. oh yeah i cant fool all the everyone something, something…”

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    shut up steve!

  • HNSZ

    Oops, looks like you’ve posted from the wrong browser instance Jake.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    who is jake? i know both my and sullys real names. and that aint one of them.

  • HNSZ

    Jake Sully It’s another fucking obscure reference that’s impossible for a normal human being to trace back. You see plinkett reviewed avatar.

    I’m sure they’ll turn on images any moment now.
    It seems they had a bandwidth or server disk issue. But diabling anything in Disqus wouldn’t help.

    And when they do…

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    who the fuck would remember any thing about that shit bucket cgi mess that looks like a poorly rendered game.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i had to google johnson. i do love it when you seppos post things about your presidents and you dont realise no one else on earth has any idea who they are.
    Edit: i actually thought it was a basketballer.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i am only up voting you for up voting your self. and only if its satire!

  • nilboG

    did somebody say quarter pounder

    #i rock bro

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    hashpound: its bra dude. POUNDHASH!!! ARE YOU FROM THE 90’s? poundslashperiod

  • Grand Wwyf Tar King

    So I stumbled on this thing where people are trying to refute the Plinkett reviews and ask if the opposition could kindly leave them alone in their nice little bubble: http://boards.theforce.net/threads/rebuttal-rlms-attack-of-the-clones-review.32098041/

    There was this one bit that particularly stuck out to me:

    “RLM is either not paying attention to the movie or is conveniently forgetting that Jar Jar is ALREADY a senator before he stands in for Padme while she is gone.”

    Whaaaat? Why on earth would the Gungas or the Naboo pick Jar Jar, who’s also basically an outlaw considering he was banished to the woods, to represent their people? Also, if he really was a senator, then why would he be sent to the front lines to fight the battle droids? By that logic Boss Nass should also be bumbling around the battlefield!

  • Sully

    At least you’re finally being honest with everyone about your grievances. You’re not pissed about gifs at all. You’re pissed because you believe the RLM comment section is a popularity contest about points, and not a place where fans of cinema come to have fun and discuss films in a way only an RLM fan could understand.
    Who gives a shit about points? You’re pissed because you feel you’re outside of some inside joke.

    Don’t be pissed, fella. You’re the punchline.

    Pound Sign: Don’tDon’tAboutThingsYouDon’tLikeCrocodileBrain

  • nilboG

    do do do, do dodo doo, do do she comes round, and she goes down on me, and i make her smile, like a drug for you, do ever what you wanna do, coming over you

    #thats how i roll

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    ok i didnt want to do this. but until multimedia commenting is restored i will resort to either massive long winded rants… or even worse. i will use puns, foreign languages and silly jokes!
    i’m not kidding kids. like a big lizard its goanna be puntastc mein freunds!

  • Grand Wwyf Tar King

    Do I detect a hint of bitterness?

  • nilboG

    probably because he doesnt eat enough pineapple

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    now i do hate a lot about the prequels but i do own them and watch them occasionally(It is still a better love story than twilight.) and i do not recall Jar Jarofwank. ever being elected. i remember him being granted the power to speak and vote for Amidalian’s but he was not a senator!… as far as i recall from a movie i havent seen in about two years.

  • HNSZ

    Nice projection. I know you see it that way,

  • HNSZ

    One day without gifs and people here are all like:

    http://i.gyazo.com/e1325e39af4ac2a0e9d6a072cedee2ae.gif

  • nilboG

    youre saying annie and armi is a better love story than eddie and taylor? dude you need to read more mills and boon

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You never finished that paper last night, did you buddy?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i’m saying being raped to death by sand people is still a better love story than twilight.

    http://youtu.be/hi5jjXTPtyY

  • nilboG

    it burns my eyes precious it burns em

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i just read some of it. 4 posts in they are arguing about spelling. “spelt vs spelled.”

  • nilboG

    spelt is what i had for breakfast this smorning .. yes smorning is a word

  • HNSZ

    You want to know my true intentions?
    I think you are tasteless teenager, that spams endless stream of (random, unfunny, unrelated) crap he didn’t make himself.
    And I think you should go the fuck back to 9gag.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    you do know your being a fucking turd. do you think constantly being a dickhead is helping your cause?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    He who spelt it sharted.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    not with “this” in front of it. thats bad Hick grammar. it should be Breakfas T’ smorning.

  • HNSZ

    That gif was fucking funny. I can’t help it that yesterday I somehow activated your group behaviour, and now you can’t think of a single thing except wanting to destroy me to try and gain favor with a few others.

  • nilboG

    im from Alabama we dont take kindly to strangers in these here parts boy

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    how much shit could a shatner shit if a shatner could shit wood.

    i just thought of that… with out gifs my brain is returning. thats a bad thing my brain is FUCKED!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    so

    much

    shit

    there’s

    so

    much

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    as i cant post it in the comment imagine my profile pic is right here. with the caption: “Sorry i could hear you over my MASSIVE FUCKING GUN!”

  • nilboG

    are you trying to give me an erection

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    shit for brains is contagious. dont stand so close to me.
    *insert sting lyrics*

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    shit that gun gives me an erection!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    An Alabamian’s list of Things We Don’ Take Kindly To [sic]

    1. Neil Young
    2. [rhymes with “jiggers”]
    3. Yankees
    4. Strangers
    5. Toothbrushes

  • Steve

    Alabamans don’t like Tigger? That’s fucked up. A Tigger is a wonderful thing.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    not really steve. your being a cunt and you know it. if you hate gifs and want people to talk about other things why are you busy pissing out gifs like a incontinent douche? do you like the attention? or are you just a bitter cunt?

  • nilboG

    mama whats a toothbrush

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    the funny thing is we are all old… so old. your childish arguments and petulant attitude suggest your not even a teenager yet. when you get a bit older you will see how stupid you look right now.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    cinnamon is supposed to be good as well.

  • Steve

    I want to try to be your friend, so I got you a gift. It’s this link:

    http://www.grammarbook.com/punctuation/apostro.asp

  • nilboG

    and i thought nobody would get that reference, nicely played

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    wow! you sunk to the lowest point imaginable in an argument. “I’m steve, i cant think of anything to say so i will correct other peoples spelling and grammar.”

  • Steve

    I implore you to click the link. A third grade education is a terrible thing to waste.

  • nilboG

    we need a good rant, in fact there should be prizes given out by RLM for the longest most long winded rants, a night out with Rich Evans, would be worthy of such excess

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    if you think i give a fuck about spelling and grammar YOUR stupider than you sound. i dont so i wont. live with it or stop reading my comments if they offend you.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    ok you start. i want to see what one looks like.

  • nilboG

    *blush

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    so you had bad taste in the 90’s as well?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i’ll show you mine….

  • nilboG

    i’ve been hangin out with Jack too much

  • nilboG

    see you are tying to give me an erection

  • Steve

    While proper grammar and punctuation can’t help you with
    your failure to form cohesive arguments, at least it will keep them from
    looking like an autistic fourth grader wrote them. You seem like you need all
    the help you can get at this point.

  • nilboG

    how am i supposed to fit into one of those t shirts, no regard for plus size gentlemen, still i’ll have 3 please

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i am autistic, you fucking bigot.

  • nilboG

    because jar jar is the key to all this

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    if we can get jar jar to work… oh, wait… ohhh…

  • nilboG

    all lucas needs to do is do what tommy wiseau did with the room and call it a black comedy and you watch the tomatometer go through the roof

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    for some reason that made me think of Reservoir Dogs… tying jar jar to a chair and hacking one of his FUCKING EARS OFFFF!!!!… oh wait, i forgot to take my brain medicine… *opens bottle of rum*

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    there is four different styles…. so three of each?

  • nilboG

    yo ho ho and a bottle o’ rum

  • nilboG

    if rich evans personally modeled mine i’d take 10

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.
  • nilboG

    the evolution of the Plinkett, see what the fans of Plinkett dont realize is Plinkett is merely following the journey of the joke, and there he is right there in person with each new episode of Half in the Bag, hell he introduces half in the baaaagg himself… and i personally am in for the ride.. that’s my rant

  • Sully

    It’s only “unfunny” when you’re not in on the joke, and while I don’t make every meme and gif I put up, I do make quite a few, but in many cases the “if it ain’t broke…” rule applies, so…

    Also, the only one on here bitching like a pimple-faced teen is you. Your post frequency has risen exponetially this past week, and most of it has been diatribe. I’m sure that influx of love on your part is mostly my doing, so you’re welcome. I’ve given people a chance to see the real you. Unfortunately, you’ve squandered that opportunity.

    Stop crying about points, start contributing to the funny and you might make some friends around here.

  • nilboG

    You sound a lot like one of those sex hotline phone numbers i call in the middle of the night when im lonely and desperate 1800gaynow

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    needs more crazy…

  • nilboG

    yeah youre right, that sucked i can do better, i need somebody to work me up now wheres that gay steve when i need him

  • Steve

    Thanks for posting this. I got to the second page and almost threw up in my mouth and had to stop. Then I went back to reading it, threw up in an envelope instead, and mailed it to JimRaynor.

  • Steve

    Jesus H. Plinkett, how many sock accounts does one person need, Andrew? It’s starting to get really sad.

  • nilboG

    Andrew is in bed right beside me hang on i’ll pass him the message

  • Steve

    Awkward.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    who is Plinkett? why are we here? and lastly WTF?

    were are the lessons of life that we all learn as a lion brain, gone in the dust of dont.

    but the The Church of RLM showered us like gold and now we have our crocodile brain. and with our new pure instance we march forward as one. starring into the sun because the light cannot hurt us now. for Mike is the light and the Jay

    We drink the bleach, we fuck the pain away and we bow to the might of the Plinkett. we take these videos as a sacrament and we are made whole.

    they save us from the hacks and deliver not unto the frauds but teach us about movies. forever and ever. Amen.

    Merry Richmas everybody!

    the game is afoot nilboG. your move.

  • nilboG

    are you saying i’m a troll?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    only if your homophobic, HNSZ.

  • HNSZ

    I see how you percieve things now.
    You keep going on and on about friends an popularity and points. Then turn around and accuse me of that. You have caught a serious case of projection.

    I make one(!) joke about modpoints and all of that grand fantasy of yours comes pouring out. About your friends how good you are in the group. How people love you so much for all the great stuff you post.

    Another fantasy of grandeur creeps out. About how you played me and showed the real me. (Though you weren’t even here when we discussed this.)

    I’ve made this observation before and I’ll make it again. All your gifs are crap. But gifs make modpoints.

    Putin rolling on a cookie, saying “fuck the police”
    We thank thee oh great Sully.

    Everybody give a standing ovation to Sully and his magnificent gifs show!

    This is your fantasy man. All your redlettermedia friends. You must be so damn lonely.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    no i was inviting you to a rant off… i see your rant and raise you some crazy?

  • nilboG

    my middle name is crazy

    #seal

  • HNSZ

    He’s going to say now that he spelled “your” on purpose like that, I told you this site was turning into a crap fest.

    http://i.gyazo.com/c474e4e12df1baef788a6b0ca0789c15.png

  • nilboG

    you mean spelt

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    stop pounding that seal! its not seal clubbing season for months yet.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    it was a good start. but you need more crazy bits in between the logic. it made to much sense.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    he’s right its spelt Spelt.

  • nilboG

    so true aliens probed me when i was ten but then man of steel sucked harder than an industrial vacuum cleaner bigfoot knows exactly what im talking about both him an i frequently watch half in the bag du dud duu duh diuhhh duhh duh duh dad duhh 911

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    now this is pod-crazy!

  • nilboG

    isn’t that by hot chocolate

    #stuck in the 70s

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    # Pound signs only work on twiter.

  • nilboG

    i prefer sexual chocolate myself, i cant believe they broke up

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    you do know thats a disingenuous load of shit! you and your sock steve have been bitching like crazy cuntz in a way that makes Ma Kettle look fair and balanced. you used to be just a normal RLM commented. what happened to you? because you’re sounding like a paranoid meth addict these days.

  • nilboG

    i believe that children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way, show them all the beauty they posses insiiide, give them a sense of pride, i decided loonngg ago, never walk in anyones shadow, if i fail if i succeed, they cant take awayyy my dignity, because the greateeeest love of all is inside of meeeee

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    imagine this as a Michael Jackson song….. EEEEEW!

  • Steve

    I was thinking, while we sit here and wait for new RLM content to be uploaded, we might as well listen to some music, so I dragged out one of my old favorites.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynHkhDUvQ-Y

  • nilboG

    pretty sure i saw him at the wax museum, no it was actually him, they didnt need the wax

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    now i do hate you steve… but? you got shit to show up. thats a better trick than spinning.

  • Now I Get It

    Logomotive, sortive.

  • nilboG

    with this tune he just redeemed himself

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    not even close. but it is ironic that the 2nd biggest bitch about the multimedia posts gets a multimedia post to work.

  • nilboG

    ironic but still well played now if jj abrahms had used this tune in his teaser i’d be happy

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.
  • Robby

    That’s too hot for TV.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    oh, wait. i refreshed the page and the pic is gone… so it was a glitch and steve is still a fucking useless turd. even if he has a Bubbles pic for his profile.

  • Robby

    I thought the same thing. Not about being a bitch, though. He might be a top, you never know. Unless you have…inside information. IfyaknowhatImean.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    it was a glitch its gone…. and i do know stuff and things but i got banned for that b4. but steve may not be what she says.

  • Robby

    I assumed he was a troll, since he’s both the only one I see complaining about gifs and the only one still posting them. Maybe I just forgot to take my brain medication.

  • Now I Get It

    No soup for you.

    http://www.asexualityarchive.com/glossary/

    It’s all a thing to hide the thing.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i wish i could tell you but its the RULEZ! i can call steve a stupid gibbering troll cunt. but i cant tell you who they are. HNSZ got a comment deleted for trying that on me and i got banned for doing it to someone else.
    you can attack the person just not the account or IRL.

  • Robby

    Real life? What’s that? That thing people do…outside? That’s too scary for me. I prefer to get validation from strangers upvoting me on this and other webzones.

  • nilboG

    dude youre making way to much sense right now we were trying to be crazy remember

  • Robby

    I never drank the Kool-Aid, so I’m not contractually obligated to not sense a lot of make.

  • nilboG

    I googled twiter and all i found was kitai smith and will smith posting things about After Earth 2.. and i got scared

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i tweeted #google… nothing happened…..

  • Nothing about a certain ‘member’ of a family member?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    if you have to try to be crazy you need to drink moar BLEACH!!!!

  • nilboG

    mmm did somebody say member

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i wish i could say anything that nice about you.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i think kirks dildo has syphilis.

  • nilboG

    and ppl wonder why i love star trek

  • nilboG

    you better stop using it then

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    so apparently i’m everyone here except for Taco. or i might be sully. can all the people who are not me comment below.

  • nilboG

    i am you, and you are me

  • Nice avatar pic.A+ Just had to post this.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBdxQyPWgg0

  • Robby

    I’m not you.

    But I’d like to be.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    We’re the leaders family.

  • Robby

    Is that Josh Hutcherson?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    and if your there at the moment its posted. you get to see the pic…. then the GLITCH fucks the pic away… FUCK THE PICS AWAY!!!!

  • Steve

    I’m just impressed you know anything at all.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    I have to say in the spirit of discussing media. i love TPB. and i think the last season produced as a internet production was their best in years. “The Drunk and On Drugs Happy Fun Time Hour” sketch show was sporadically funny and i would watch Maury Chaykin(RIP) read the phone book. but it was shit!

    i would rather watch my Sfx showreel for the same amount of time… cause SPLOSIONS.
    I love BUBBLES!

  • Steve

    I thank Rich that I’m not you.

  • Steve

    PST, not telling people a secret is way more impressive when you actually have a secret to not tell.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    your a FAKE blasphemer not fit to say the name of our god… i wish i was willing to burn this account to take you down…. but not for you fake troll account. your not worth it.

  • Steve

    May Rich have mercy on your soul douchebaggery.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    not for you troll. never for you. go die of cancel!

  • Red Skeleton

    I didn’t make the reference expecting you (or anyone) to get it. Most Americans probably couldn’t tell you who Andrew Johnson was. That’s not going to stop me from make the reference though.

  • nilboG

    Troll Wars: The Troll Awakens.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i would have gone with andrew jackson. but thats because i know that name.

  • Red Skeleton

    If I was you you’d have way too much time on your hands.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i wish i could post my “we all troll down here.” meme right now… having to describe it isnt the same……

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of The Communist Party.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    insomnia and insanity are a plus sometimes… mostly.

  • nilboG

    lies

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i do lovehate you ma kettle. your rightwrong 5050 of the time…. AMBIGUOUS!!!!!!

  • nilboG

    why did you cut your own hand off i say this because genius! wish i thought of that

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    as he are she and we are all together
    goo-goo-ga-ju-jubes

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    better dead than red.

  • Steve

    Is anyone going to see George Lucas’ new attempt at making a real movie?
    It’s going to be great! worse than children!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSrJiaZnPuU

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You know, that’s probably on Whitney Houston’s new LIVE album, which is just hilarious.
    #CocaineIsAHelluvaDrug

  • Red Skeleton

    Well, Johnson and Thompson sound close enough. Also Andrew Johnson was a hideously awful president. Andrew Jackson was ONLY a genocidal maniac (ie, still fondly remembered by Americans).

  • Red Skeleton

    Wow, he’s going to try to top Red Tails? What is he, fucking nuts?!

  • nilboG

    i did not have sexual relations with that woman

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    “title tattle commie rat, how i wonder what your at. if i find you beneath my bed, the red you see is the blood you bled.”
    from: “Macarthys bed time rhymes” copyright 1954.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    not enough H’s
    Eyehhh dihhd nhhot have shhexual rhhelations withhh that whhhoman.
    now play the saxophone and exit stage right.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    But the rest of the time I’m wrong/right, so it evens out, basically.
    They only come out at night, basically.

  • Steve

    Well, Red Tails swept the Oscars, even while having the handicap of being the “only action movie ever made with an all black cast”. So I guess he wanted to try for another sweep. This animated film still has less 3d effects than Revenge of the Sith.

  • Red Skeleton

    Well I thought about cutting off Captain USA’s hand but then I thought “hold on, what’s the point of trying him to the rocket if he bleeds to death before he gets to the White House?” And then I thought having one hand would be great for parties. Goerbbels: “Herr Skeleton, can you give me a hand?” Me: “Too late!” The Fuhrer couldn’t get enough.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    ok “They only come out at night, basically.” made me laugh so hard i shit my pantaloons. you win this round Ma Kettle.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    dont make me bobby brown you upside the haid!

  • nilboG

    Hitler has only one big ball, Hess has two but very small, Himmler had something similar, but poor old Goebbels had no balls at all

  • Season eight was great. Glad that they have been able to keep the cast. The chemistry was there. The writing was exellent. I like their movies but the series is way better.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    so after your massive cry about people posting media. you decided to post some thing that has been…
    A: posted before.
    B: has been coomented to death.
    your such a sad troll its funny.

  • Steve

    I made one post about it 2 days ago and you’ve been on your period ever since. Let it go. Everyone is bored with you.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    goring had balls… he just couldnt find them under the rolls of fat.

  • nilboG

    the greatest drug of all

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    the thing is steveHNSZ…. i’m not.
    and i have control of my keyboard. not you. so go and cry about it somewhere else.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    that was my point. i’m australian. we classified the aboriginal people as fauna under the wildlife act till 1974!!!

  • The Portly Gentleman has plus sizes, I know it because I WILL SELL THEM TO YOU

  • HNSZ

    Both are fine, ya big dummy.

  • Grand Wwyf Tar King

    I will not.

  • Sully

    If you’re me, then who the fuck am I?

    My lion brain is devolving.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    its so sad that a few hours after i posted “RLM comments are joyously insulting not insultingly joyless.” that we end up here….
    i dont think even HNSZsteve wanted it to end up like this.

  • nilboG

    Vote 1 Taft, he’s ok he will fuck the pain away, T.A.F. with a big fat T, he’s our man if he cant eat it no one can

  • HNSZ
  • nilboG

    i am you

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    and you had to be a dick… so my olive branch lasted 30 seconds. fuck you steve! fuck you.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i like to think we are both sock Tacos.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    best comment yet!

  • nilboG

    you do realize steve is recovering from a sex change operation that’s a tough thing for a girl to go through

  • HNSZ

    I just check out your profile.

    You joined 14 days ago. You made 732, of these trashy comments.

    And now you want to wage some sort of crusade against me and Steve, like you are the fucking admiral of this bunch.

    Actually you are more like a little man shouting in a crowd that is ignoring you.

    Tell me why I should give two single shits about what you and your buddy Sully have to say?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    SHUSH! no commenting about steves fake account or you will get banned.
    you can call steve a pathetic, useless, waste of space troll. but no jokes about the thing you found out but MUST NEVER MENTION AGAIN!!!!

  • Sully

    Let’s break down everything you just posted so we can try and grasp just how fucking stupid you are.

    “I see how you percieve things now.You keep going on and on about friends an popularity and points. Then turn around and accuse me of that. You have caught a serious case of projection.”

    Only in regards to you have I mentioned these things. You’re the only person I’ve ever seen piss and moan about people getting points. You’ve done it thrice now.

    “I make one(!) joke about…”

    THRRRRICE!!!

    (gotta roll those Rs, bitches)

    “Another fantasy of grandeur creeps out. About how you played me and showed the real me. (Though you weren’t even here when we discussed this.)

    Our run-ins over the past few days is what I was referencing. Use your crocodile brain, man.

    “I’ve made this observation before and I’ll make it again. All your gifs are crap. But gifs make modpoints. And you are whoring for them.

    Again with the fuckin’ points. Who gives a shit about points? It’s called the “Wall of Shame” for a reason. No one cares. This isn’t Youtube. No one is getting royalties for traffic.

    “Putin rolling on a cookie, saying “fuck the police”

    We thank thee oh great Sully. Everybody give a standing ovation to Sully and his magnificent gifs show!

    This is your fantasy man. All your redlettermedia friends. You must be so damn lonely.

    First off, you’re welcome. Secondly, you accuse me of grandstanding, yet you’re the one who had to incessantly piss and moan until the Mods stepped in to silence your bitching, and you’re STILL pissin’ & moanin’.

    Grow a sense of humor or bow out. Either way, stop derailing threads with your diatribe. This used to be a happy place.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i’m “i’m dead now… sad face.” look it up on the wall of shame. i got banned for taking out a troll by posting their IRL details. this is my corpse.

  • nilboG

    don’t encourage his necrophilia

  • HNSZ

    Wow another heroic move by you.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i never said it was heroic. and if you paid attention i could do it right now but i dont want to die again. and i’m trying to stop others making the same mistake… remember when you had your comment deleted and i tried to explain why. thats why.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    wait 732 comments in 14 days?….. really? wow. time fly’s insulting trolls.

  • Did everyone else totally miss this video?
    To me, that part where the rubber costume monster walks in is like ten times more exciting than the new trailer.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfNiC9iKM0Q

  • HNSZ

    You can’t do anything of the sort, you pathetic worm.

    Look here is an image of you sucking up to me.

    http://i.gyazo.com/c5c8785ed606db5419bda066de7ae8b4.png

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    force… get it.
    that is the worst fucking muppet i have ever seen! and the thing behind JJ Abrams was crap too.

  • HNSZ

    And for posterity here is an image of you making semi-veiled threats to dox me.

    http://i.gyazo.com/f94e48c1636422a8d82d552371f53da4.png

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    not dying for you either troll.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    no threats. i’m not going to die again, i learned my lesson.
    shame you dont know the lessons of life.

  • nilboG

    don’t flush it, its got eyes…

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    so do potatoes….

  • Sully

    Sock Tacos sounds dirtier than it should. I kinda like it.

  • Steve

    I hadn’t seen this. A little shameless begging, but otherwise great. That rubber costume was amazing. I’d hate to be the poor bastard that has to walk through the desert in that.

    Where’s our Rich Evans reacts to J.J Abrams shamelessly begs for UNICEF donations?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    Heinz i think you really are smoking way to much meth and are paranoid. if you want to know who me and sully are go to the Rlm Facebook. we like taco have never tried to hide who we are.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    it sounds like a tasty fleshlight.

  • Palpatine

    It’s so dense.

  • nilboG

    got any cookies?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    every image is packed with bullshit!

  • Palpatine

    Working on location seems like a pain in the ass. But it still looks more realistic then just filming it on a sound stage with nothing but blue/green screen around you.

  • Sully

    Suffering for one’s art, just as it should be.

  • Steve

    But… where is JJ going to put his coffee? There ain’t no cupholders in the desert! And what about A-camera-B-camera? Shoulda never trusted this hack, AA Jabrams.

  • Palpatine

    Oh Christ, you’re right! You should always be comfortable while directing. You should sit in a comfy chair with your coffee while watching what’s being filmed on giant TV monitors. Jar Jar Abrams could learn a thing or two about directing from Jorge.

  • WhatPlanetAmIOn

    Heey, another asian-ish alien. At least its not CGI this time.

  • Red Skeleton

    Whoa, you’re Australian?! Hey, isn’t that where they filmed Lord of the Rings? Do you know Shawn the Animator??

  • Palpatine

    I commented on this before on this before, and I still don’t know what to say. Is George going senile and trying to be the next Walt Disney? Or is this one his one of his “personal stories” that he had laying around in the garage at the Ranch.

  • nilboG

    agreed all we need now is some lube

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Too much STAR WARS already.
    I’m not going to make it a whole year. I swear you’ll see me on CNN Breaking News one of these days, blood-splattered and foaming at the mouth.

  • nilboG

    isnt that just your default mode anyway

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You wouldn’t flush potatoes. They are delicious. A little salt and butter. Or even gravy, if they’re mashed. You can even stick your dick into them. What’s the matter with you? No matter how bad it ever gets, bucko, remember: We’ll always have potatoes!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    no the lord of the rings trilogy was filmed in new zealand… australia did the matrix and starwars prequels…. oh, wait. FUCK YOU AUSTRALIAAAA!!!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    STARRRRR WARRRRRZZZ!!!!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You know, that’s the most predictable response you could’ve mustered. This is RLM, dammit! Kirk Cameron! If you don’t care that I expect better, at least expect better of yourself!!!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    if its going to be that kind of party….

  • nilboG

    I saw Kirk Cameron sucking Santa Claus

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    can we get george frozen? i dont want to revive him later… just smash his frozen body with a hammer.

  • nilboG

    ya know how george got the inspiration for yoda, he was standing naked over a mirror

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    Rodney Rude jokes? are you australian?

  • Steve

    I think it was more cynical than this. I picture Jorge walking around Toys R Us, looking at the shelves full of Star Wars toys and lamenting the franchise he can no longer rape. Then, just next to to Wookies and Millenium Falcons that he can no longer profit off of, he sees some Ben 10 Action Figures or some other bullshit, and a little lightbulb goes off…

  • nilboG

    I come from the Land Down Under where I chase the women and they run for cover

  • Palpatine

    If that movie fails (and it will), I can see George watching the movie every day on constant loop like Howard Hughes did when his film “The Conqueror” failed.

  • Red Skeleton

    Same thing. LOL!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i’m sure i used to sleep… or was that someone else?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    yeah as that is not the lyrics of that song i’m going to ask you the Ultimate Question….
    What is vegimite made from?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Brewer’s yeast, yah?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Men chunder or something.

  • HNSZ

    Okey let’s go over this one more time.

    Here is an image of your comment:
    http://i.gyazo.com/dcd0abcf46eeb20bf3d5b3c0df591247.png

    if you paid attention i could do it right now

    What does that mean? If I had payed attention I had seen that you had already posted some info about me that is private(email address or whatever)?
    Yes/No?

    You’re a smart crook right? Not a stupid one.
    Are you saying you have my info already, just not posted it?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    sort of… its whats scraped out of the vat after brewing, with salt.

  • Miss_Divine

    luv you Rich Evans <3

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    So, no vegetables or mites?
    Fyuck that!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    If you really loved him, you wouldn’t drop his ice cream cone on the floor.
    ♥
    Love, it’s as easy as Alt 3.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    it was a double cone too…

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Now, it looks like ass.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    are hopps a vegetable?

  • Miss_Divine

    chase me if you like

  • Miss_Divine

    he is so cute

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    no methy MacParaniod. i was trying to say i been down that road and wont make that mistake again. how many times do i have to say i’m not going to hack you or anyone else then post your shit here. i have lernt the lessons of life and i dont need a repeat.

  • Palpatine

    Is Rich to you what Jay is to Omitted?

  • Sully

    I don’t think that’s possible, Palpy.

  • Miss_Divine

    Well, Jay is ok, but Rich has the cutest little smile

  • Sully

    Andrew is multiplying. I blame HNSZ.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Is that a philosophical question?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i thought i was you…. i’m so confused…

  • HNSZ

    So you actually can’t. You just know how to google, and call it hacking. Cute.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    nice try troll. trust me when you get banned you will get what i was telling you.

  • Miss_Divine

    Oh I can’t wait for Star Wars, just a shame Ashoka is missing though 🙁

  • Miss_Divine

    What, may I ask is HNSZ?

  • Miss_Divine

    clever 🙂

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    An STD. My friend had it once.

  • Miss_Divine

    I see lol

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “We’ll always have potatoes!”

    – Some Irish Bloke in 1845

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Andrew’s been around here a lot longer than 14 days, just not in his current form.

  • Sully

    I thought it was ketchup.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Remember, anything multiplied by Andrew is still Andrew.
    He’s like Zero that way.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Me too. I always say to myself, “Oh sh!t, self. There’s another comment posted by Heinz. Should I read it?”

    Then, myself says to me, “Gawd, you are such a fyucking disappointment to me sometimes.”

  • HNSZ

    By this form I presume you mean obnoxious, needy and frenzic

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    No. He meant “corpse.”

  • HNSZ
  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I borrowed a shotgun microphone a few weekends ago from the dude who did some of the sound on Season 8. Haha. Name’s Bruce LeGrow. This is from his LinkedIn profile.

    “Production Sound Mixer for the first week of shooting on Trailer Park Boys Season 8. Called in for 2nd Boom later in the production.”

    I had no idea who he was, but the actor I was using in my [failed] video, the one that featured some RLM winks and nods, knows him and when we realized I forgot to rent a microphone he called Bruce up and we borrowed his. It didn’t work, though. Guess we needed 48V phantom power? …

  • My ex wife

    Don’t look up Taco.

  • Miss_Divine

    Though I was secretly hoping to see Rich, Mike is nice too

  • Miss_Divine

    I don’t know who Omitted is, but she better keep her hands of Rich, he’s mine!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Kind of funny that a small Canadian production from the Maritimes [East Coast] could make it all the way to Australia and be enjoyed. I guess the internet helps quite a bit. Haha.

    But yeah, us Maritimers [show is filmed about a 4 hour drive from me in the next province over] are pretty self-deprecating, probably more-so than most Canadians. We kind of have to be since we’re somewhat poor, fat, and dumb. Some of those accents are real. It’s a Maritimer dialect.

  • Miss_Divine

    Goodnight Dear Sweet Rich Evans will be thinking of you <3

  • omitted

    It is nice to see that I have become the yardstick for obsessive behavior around here.

  • Palpatine

    Oh omitted, I’m sorry. Man, I feel like a total dick now. 🙁

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Although RLM segments like ‘Half In The Bag’ confirm that Stoklasa and his sidekick actually are bitter, whingeing fanboys …”

    Lol! Wow, they’re delusional. Does too much Star Wars rot the brain? Yes, yes it does.

    Also, Jay’s a sidekick? Does that make them superheros?

  • omitted

    It’s okay, I’ll take it as a compliment.

  • omitted

    Do you know who has two thumbs and eyes only for Jay?

    This guy!

  • HNSZ

    If you two don’t shut up about me now, I am going to ask Len to beat you up.

    Seriously, get the fuck over it already. And don’t think I will leave because of this.

    Happy times again, mkay?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    JimRaynor55:
    “This was before I wrote my 108-page rebuttal to his TPM review, and I didn’t go further into the AOTC review than this.”

    OOOOHHHHHH MMYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOD!!!!

    IT’S THE SAME. FUCKING. GUY! THIS is the dude that wrote that 108-page rebuttal to RLM about their TPM review? Wow …

  • Miss_Divine

    I’ll wear a tshirt just for you Rich 😉

  • HNSZ

    Pics or it didn’t happen.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “As I’ve said many, many times, RLM is a worthless whining fanboy who’s upset because the prequels weren’t exactly how he wanted them.”

    Haha! He thinks RLM is a ‘person’.

  • HNSZ

    Soo much subtext.

  • Grand Wwyf Tar King

    I think you misread: she did not say “I’ll wear just a t-shirt for you Rich”.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    9gag? Teenager? Fuck?

    What are these things you’re saying?

  • Miss_Divine

    Didn’t I?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    What’s that about tubsex? Don’t be giving omitted ideas!

  • Steve

    In the words of Plinkett, “He’s pure fucking evil and he loves it.” Dafuq happened to you Palpy? New trilogy got you down? No room for that here!

  • Palpatine

    I’m owned by Disney now, so I’m required to act nice.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Whenever I reference you with a joke it’s in jest. We may swing different ways, but we’re batting for the same team.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Clever.

    I’m honestly not sure how to pronounce his name. Sometimes I just recognize a person’s avatar/thumbnail and never commit their name to memory. This makes me confused when people change their name and/or avatar.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Are we sure she’s a she?

  • HNSZ

    There is no rule. haitch-en-es-zee or aitch-en-es-zee are both fine!!

  • HNSZ

    Looking at the name and profile pic, what else can she be?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Your lack of comma between ‘up’ and ‘Taco’ makes this a rather dirty comment.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I laughed so hard that I cried and started coughing.

    I don’t even know why I find some things so funny, but thanks for this.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I’m confused.
    I thought all Candadians played hockey.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    What did those chables ever do to you, Rich?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Kinda hard to get up when you’re 6 feet under.

  • omitted

    Now you’re making me leak in all the wrong places.

    Thanks, Taco, thank you for making me feel truly welcome here.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Well, that person named Palpatine isn’t actually Sheev.

    Nor am I a Taco.

  • HNSZ

    I’ve stopped smoking a week ago, I’m more volatile and graphic than usual.

  • HNSZ

    I’ve always wondered. Is there any relation to cmdrTaco?
    You do look alike somewhat.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Would it be impolite to ask her to show us her dick?
    Yes. Yes, it probably would.

  • HNSZ

    I was being sarcastic btw..

  • HNSZ

    Ask her age, see how she reacts.

  • Sully

    I only ever wanted happy times, Catsup. Mind if I call you Catsup?

  • HNSZ

    I think so yes?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You know, even if he minds, Andrew’s gonna be calling him Catsup from now on.
    Especially if he minds.

  • HNSZ

    Thanks Pa Cunt,

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    See? That was uncalled for.
    You’re learning, Catsup.

  • HNSZ

    Catsoup would be somewhat funny. But then again I wouldn’t want to be called catsoup frequently.
    Can’t we just stick to Hans?

  • Grand Wwyf Tar King

    Well, she assumed omitted was a she because of his affection to Jay, and she herself has her eyes on Rich, so I’d take that as a clue. If she was a he, she probably wouldn’t take it for granted that someone, who’s confirmed for Jay, is a female. Combine that with the name and profile pic, and there ya go.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Girl, please.

  • omitted

    You misspelled guuuuurrrlll

  • Grand Wwyf Tar King

    Thank you for this opportunity:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToXe4gjjlNc

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    ♪ Today I am a child.

    For today, I am a buoy ♪

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I had to Google him. If we’re related, I’m asking for money and/or favours.

  • HNSZ

    Sometimes I see videos that make me reliefed I haven’t used any psychedelic drugs at the time. This would probably give me a bad trip.

  • Palpatine

    ♪The best part of waking up is acid your cup!♪

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I’m asking so Percy and I can keep track. 😉 Haha.

    I hope most females feel comfortable here even among all the dudes. As Domo herself said, she feels comfortable here and gender/sex [and even sexuality] doesn’t really dictate our experience here on the RLM page. I feel we’re pretty inclusive for the most part, as even dissenters of opinion have their places. We’re often good at dispelling trolls, as well.

    I was legitimately happy when I read what Domo said and glad people here can feel they’re equal or at least on a equal playing field.

    ♪That, and how funny this place can be,
    Is why I’m here so frequently.
    ♫

    [Rap Battle Time, anyone?]

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Taco, you’re feeling sentimental today.
    It’s nice.
    You’re a good corn shell with meat and veggies.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    What, no crab bisque? Mulligatawny? Jambalaya? Not even a medium turkey chilli? D:

  • omitted

    “It feels really good having you inside me. And by you I mean your voice and by me I mean my ear. I’ll stop talking right now.”

    This quote got me thinking about Jay. Any guesses which TV series I’m binge-watching at the moment?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    M.A.S.H.?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I loved your work on Interstellar. My favourite track is ‘Stay’, followed by ‘No Time For Caution’, ‘First Step’, ‘Dreaming Of The Crash’, ‘Where We’re Going’, ‘Detach’, ‘Day One Dark’ … pretty much the whole thing.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    They don’t bat in hockey?

    My father’s going to be so disappointed in me.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Good question.
    It’s not called a bat. It’s called a stick.
    Bat a puck? Stick a puck? Everywhere a puck-puck?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Old MacDonald had no teeth,
    Because he played hockey.

  • Now I Get It

    I didn’t understand a single one of those sexual metaphors – and I’m very worldly. Very. Now get in that kitchen and fix me a knuckle sammich, ’cause that’s what I’m into.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I’m thinking I heard that quote recently, but I don’t have a television.

  • Sully

    That question mark is rather ambiguous. I’ll just stick with Ketchup.

  • Miss_Divine

    Oh i’m Pretty sure 😉

  • Sully

    Arrow?

  • Now I Get It

    Blossom?

  • Palpatine

    I thought you went to bed, with visions of sugar Rich’s dancing in your head.

  • Miss_Divine

    One more look can’t hurt

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Yea, I really liked hearing Domo’s more serious thoughts about everything.

  • My ex wife

    Dam it! I try so hard to not fuck that kind of stuff up too. I blame it on the chaos that has engulfed us recently.

  • Sully

    Domo’s a badass when she wants to be.

  • Miss_Divine

    Rich is why all the girls are here

  • its called bleach

    who is there even to obsess over with rich and jay out of the equation. ill try to stalk jack i guess. that shiny head and those edgy opinions on video games just do it for me…

  • omitted

    a.k.a. Torso

  • dollar store cashier wife

    American Horror Story?

  • Sully

    I don’t know how I feel about that response.

  • Miss_Divine

    Jack is nice I like bald guys too, but Rich is so cute, that little laugh of his, and that smile..

  • Steve

    My Little Pony? That’s a Twilight Sparkle quote if I’ve ever heard one.

  • Miss_Divine

    i could use that quote for Rich

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Whenever I hear people mention badass, I always think of Plinkett’s Darth Maul inner monologue.

    You know, the part where Darth Maul goes “I’m a fucking badass,” then there’s 20 “Jedi” hanging out waiting to attack and Darth Maul is desperate to close the doors again to save face.

  • its called bleach

    the chances of her actually being a she are in the pretty high negatives imo

    im sure some of the other posters here are shes who havent mentioned it due to an awareness/fear of internet posting culture or because it hasnt come up tho

  • omitted

    All tingly inside?

  • Miss_Divine

    well you’d be wrong about that honey, I am ALL woman 😉

  • omitted

    That show lost me somewhere in the second season.

  • HNSZ

    I believe you.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Lol. 🙂

  • Miss_Divine

    There’s just something about a man’s shoulders…

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Internet posting culture isn’t misogynist. It’s misanthropic.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Eh, I’m just here to ride around on mui donkey.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Es burro bueno.

  • HNSZ

    Wishing the internet posting culture would become androgynist.

  • Now I Get It

    Either way.

  • Miss_Divine

    Rich is my Donkey

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I’m gonna go with Gotham for some reason I can’t explain.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Yes.

  • Sully

    My default thought when I see the word torso is “titties.”
    I don’t think I’m confirmed for Jay.

    So… you’re affections remain unchallenged. 🙂

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    It’s not too bad here: it’s pretty much an equal-opportunity sexual harrassment environment. Everybody’s suing everybody!

  • Grand Wwyf Tar King

    And he’s balding.

  • Sully

    I want a new Plinkett review so bad. I thought for sure we’d get one with Man of Steel.

  • omitted

    Close, but no cigar. I do follow Gotham, but since it’s so early in the first season there isn’t much to binge on.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    I concede. You have won the debate!

  • Sully

    Gotham‘s a nice guilty pleasure. Anyone remember Birds of Prey?

  • omitted

    Aww. So no cat fight?

  • Miss_Divine

    She can have her donkey as long she doesn’t touch my Rich

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I’ve been trying to forget it.

    I’m confirmed for Batman, so none of this stuff ever pleases me, but I have liked what the show has done with Penguin and the young Selina – young Bruce dynamic. The rest of it is a bit of an ass-chapper.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I don’t mind the wait. I truly believe he’s doing the Matrix trilogy like we requested, and that’s gonna take some time to go through in the detail he prefers. As long as I see a new Plinkett review before I die, I’ll be a happy camper.

  • Miss_Divine

    I think Rich Evans needs to get his own show, and show the world just how awesome and sexy he really is

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    That COULD be arranged.

  • Grand Wwyf Tar King

    It’s a wonderful blend of things that don’t mix but still somehow magically match. Just like my drugs.

  • Now I Get It

    Thank you, Ma’am, may I have another?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Alex: “Correct.”
    Sully: “I’ll take RLM Quotes for 400.”
    Alex: “A short in which we see Rich Evans sit down on a couch and lament that he’s contracted an immunodeficiency virus that was first recognized in the United States in 1981, stating, “I can’t believe I’ve got AIDS!””
    Sully: “What is ‘Rich Evans Has AIDS’?”
    Alex: “Correct. You’re now the leader with 1600 points.”
    Sully: “I’ll take RLM Quotes for 600.”
    Alex: “A video where Mike says Boyhood is a “masterpiece of flawlessness.””
    Sully: “What is ‘Half in the Bag: Boyhood and Guardians of the Galaxy’?”
    Alex: “Sorry. That is incorrect.”
    Taco: “What is ‘Half in the Bag: Into the Storm and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’?”
    Alex: “Correct.”

  • Sully

    I hate Jada Pinkett-Smith’s character, and I wish they’d tone back on the Bruce Wayne stuff a bit.

    The possible dynamic of the show is an interesting one though. If it follows canon Gotham should get worse and worse with each season until Batman arrives, and if they’re smart, they’ll keep Batman off the show till the very last episode.

    The last shot of the last episode of Gotham should be the rooftop of the police station and Batman introducing himself to Gordon, saying some shit like “Looks like you could use a hand.” – fade to black – leaving the audience to realize everything is going to work out.

    Just my 2 cents.

  • Miss_Divine

    (.)(.) just something for you to think about Rich 😉

  • Sully

    Come on now, I haven’t memorized every episode.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I wouldn’t mind having his laughter inside of me.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Why are you looking down?

    Oh, those aren’t eyes? …

  • HNSZ

    I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will match all RLM quotes correctly with their respective episodes.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    I’m always up for punching people! I have a lot of repressed anger to work out.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Miss Divine is going to give you a run for your money, Omitted!

  • Miss_Divine

    no honey theyre not eyes haha

  • Steve

    I want to believe. I just don’t think Mike likes the Matrix movies all that much. He seems to mostly do movies that he’s emotionally invested (i.e. disappointed) with, or that fascinate him on a filmmaking level. I just sort of always got the feeling that he was “meh” towards the Matrix films. I would not mind being completely wrong about this.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “I want to believe.”

    X-Files Plinkett Review confirmed!

  • Steve

    How dare you post pornogrophy on this webzone. YOU AIN’T GETTIN A PIZZA ROLL.

  • fred

    They’re actually two sets of parentheses with periods in the middle.

  • HNSZ

    I only know of one matrix movie. Anyway, indeed he probably thinks it’s too dramatic and too much up its own ass with metaphor.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    If you had said brackets, I could have used this joke, but now I can’t:

    [.][.]

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Commence the stuttering.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    B-b-b-b-b(o)(o)bs!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Turtles, such simple and happy creatures.

  • Miss_Divine

    mmm

  • Sully

    So… this is what 2015 is looking like so far:

    -Avengers: Age of Ultron
    -Jurassic World
    -Terminator: Genesis (I’M NOT SPELLING IT LIKE THAT!!)
    -Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens
    -Mad Max: Fury Road
    -Mockingjay: Part II (Not an anti-Jay sequel, btw)
    -Fast and Furious 7
    -Jupiter Ascending
    -Chappie
    -The Peanuts Movie
    -Cinderella
    -Pitch Perfect 2
    -Pan
    -Divergent 2: Insurgent
    -Fifty Shades of Jay Grey
    -The Fantastic Four
    -Taken 3 (For fucksake. Handle your shit, Neeson)
    -Tomorrow Land
    -Black Hat
    -In the Heart of the Sea
    -Ant-Man
    -Paul Blart 2
    -Mission Impossible 5 (clever sequel name awaiting trending reports)
    -Ted 2
    -Seventh Son
    -Hot Tub Time Machine 2 (Because the first one broke box office records)
    -Kung Fu Panda 3: Jack Black’s gotta eat
    -The Age of Adaline
    -The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

  • Miss_Divine

    How can he be taken again? what? is that for real…

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    There there, little nerdlet.

  • Sully

    I haven’t watched a single episode yet. Is it something you’d recommend?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    This is my chest:

    ||. .||

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I could look like this if I worked out:

    (,(|._|_.|),)

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Not an anti-Jay sequel, btw”

    I’ve been waiting for that joke.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    As the great Sherlock Holmes said: “To be takened of one wifedaughter is unfortunate. but to be takened THRICE starts to look like rank carelessness! I must read your notes on Lord Robert!”

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Never seen it.Looks shitty…just like my joke:(

  • fred

    sorry.

  • Sully

    The Stoklasa Plinkett, not the Evans one. Though a weekly Watch Rich Laugh For 30min show would be perfect.

    That being said, someone needs to take old tv sitcoms and replace the laugh track.

  • Steve

    You forgot Strange Magic – the new Star Wars trilogy from critically acclaimed filmmaker and enemy to donuts everywhere, George Lucas.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    You are the Tiny Tim of this sad, gif-less Christmas, Mitchell.

  • omitted

    Luckily she’s not after Jay.

  • Miss_Divine

    All i need is Rich, and that wonderful soft belly of his to cuddle up to

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    This makes me not excited for next year’s films.

    Mad Max: Fury Road, MI5, and Tomorrow Land could be good. I’ll be seeing Avengers 2 and Episode VII most likely, but not sure if I’ll enjoy them.

    I’ve seen all the other Fast and Furious films (I know). The trailer for FF7 makes me not want to watch it. Chappie could be alright, but his directorial style annoys me.

    I wonder what Ant-Man will be like.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    A fellow Canadian? 😀

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    So you watch to their Pre-Rec streams? He laughed a good amount last night. I watch/listen every now and again.

  • omitted

    What makes you think Age of Pinocchio Ultron isn’t gonna be great?

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Tru dat, otherwise this site would have already exploded in a mushroom cloud of pheromones.
    We are only spared by the thin metal-lining that separates these two erotically-charged warhead-core-reactants. Let us just hope Jay and Rich never step into Janeway’s transport chamber together…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I didn’t say that, I said I’m not sure if I’ll enjoy them. Comic book films are over-saturated in the market and I’m feeling burnt out. Even if it’s good, it’ll feel somewhat repetitive … unless they have some big surprise up their sleeves and change their formula a bit.

  • Miss_Divine

    he is just so cute im quite sure lots more women would come here if they promoted Rich more

  • Miss_Divine

    Rich makes me laugh he brings out the little kid in all of us I could watch him for hours

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Probably because the first one wasn’t great either.

  • omitted

    I quite like what they have done with Marvel Cinematic Universe so far. Thor 2 was a bit of a misstep, but there were bound to be some clunkers in the mix.

  • Grand Wwyf Tar King

    And Space Cop.

  • Palpatine

    Ultron just wants to be a real boy!

  • Now I Get It

    AHS is like “The Wire”, in that it’s an anthology series, featuring continuing characters.

    Only instead of each season being about urban decay in a different precinct of Baltimore, it’s about a cultural crisis in a different period of modern America. Also, as opposed to TW‘s grinding realism, each season has a supernatural or occult motif that makes the production design as luridly beautiful as the plots are luridly tense.

    It’s also like your above-mentioned “Birds of Prey”, in that the cast is dominated by its female leads, except here they’re much better conceived. It’s like Jessica Lange was born for this.

    Coincidently, I finished binge-watching season two just last night, and, for what it’s worth, found it much more coherent than season one, whose pilot confused me. I think they’ve hit they’re stride.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I find Marvel movies to be the epitome of mediocrity.The characters are always cardboard cutouts,the plot always revolves around some macguffin and it’s all devoid of any tension or stakes where they can never kill even a single character.Everything is just a set up for “witty banter”(which isn’t all that witty either)There’s not much excitement from a technical standpoint as well since Marvel make sures all these films to have tonal and visual consistency thus throwing out any creativity of cinematography/art direction/editing n so on.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    He said 2015, not 2025.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I’d have some good images to go along with this joke … 🙁

  • Jason Ross

    How come Milwaukee doesn’t have protest-looters?
    Does the city not have minorities? Are there no good stores in which to loot?
    Around the trailer park I always hear people talk about getting their hands on some Milwaukee’s Best. That’s gotta be diamonds or something, right?

  • Arr

    hi there

  • omitted

    There is this story about Leonardo DiCaprio leaving a bar with 20 women… Pfft!
    If Rich and Jay went to a bar together, they would leave with everyone following them, male or female.

  • Palpatine

    Since we can’t do that, I guess we’ll just have to make up more jokes. Hmm… let’s see. Oh I got. Maybe the movie will end with Ultron sitting in a submarine in front of a Blue Fairy statue for two thousand years.

  • Arr

    Miss Divine forget about Rich what about me, I’m just as cute surely

  • Now I Get It

    Wait, what kind of girl are you, anyway? I don’t mind the odd donkey punch, but I’m not keen on scrapey little turtle mitts.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    █▄༼ຈل͜ຈ༽▄█ yeah i work out

  • Sully

    I figured I’d go ahead and rip that band-aid off.

  • Arr

    hi there

  • HNSZ

    I honestly can’t remember which ones were marvel and which ones dc, but I agree with you.
    Haven’t even seen most of the avengers related movies (which are those?)

  • Robby

    Iron Man, Captain America, and Thor. I guess Guardians of the Galaxy now as well.

  • Arr

    did somebody say boobs?

  • Robby

    True dat.

  • Sully

    It’s been in my queue for a while now per its ratings alone. I suppose I’ll finally have to give it a watch.

  • Robby

    “Bewbs.”

  • Sully

    Don’t jinx it, Wwyf.

  • HNSZ

    Let’s just pray the year 2038 problem will be fixed before it comes out.

  • Arr

    you sound cute

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Haha, I think this conversation just got 1.46% too dark for me, NIGI. 🙂

    *tucks head and appendages into shell, and rattles onto the floor…*

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Haha! Is that why Haley Joel Osment looks kinda bloated? He’s been lounging around for 2000 years?

  • Arr

    he looks like the old lady who swallowed a fly why oh why did he swallow that fly

  • Sully

    Ant-Man will be like Iron-Man but with more “funny.” Guardians of the Galaxy opened that door, and I fear all of Marvel’s movies will become campfests.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Kill me now.

  • Arr

    Paul Blart 2 are you fucking kidding me with that shit

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    The third act aerial battle which ends with some sort of big aircraft crashing.

    I’ve seen it before.

    It bores me.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Hit your mark. Say something funny. Hit your mark. Say something funny. Stupid science and glowy sh!t. Don’t touch the glowy sh!t. Hit your mark. Say something funny. Somebody touched the glowy sh!t. CGI. Big craft crashes. Hit your mark. Say something funny. Credits. Credits. Credits. Credits. Next time…Ooh! That was THAT guy!

  • Arr

    i like the way your mind works.. call me

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Wolf from RRH sighted. :3
    Granmarhh~!

  • Arr

    hey cutie bout time you showed up im the wolf man

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    That’s nice. When the gifs are taken from us, our inner artists stand up to defy Disqus!

    Fyuck you, Disqus!

  • Arr

    well said

  • Sully

    Too soon time appropriate.