Pre-Rec: SUPERHOT

March 22, 20163,686 Comments

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  • Yes. First Gungin on the moon… ehm, I mean Pre Rec! *slide whistle*

  • Do you bleed?

  • NilbogResident

    I’m loving the video thumbnails. That’s a particularly flattering shot of Jack.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    When I see PreRec I do. Anally.

    #It’s gonna be great.

  • Bubs
  • dollar store cashier wife

    So uhh anybody heard of that brussel attack today?

    Coincidence? I’ll let you decide…

    (but the answer is yes)

  • Sully
  • You should probably see a dermatologist about that.

  • Sully

    A few comments last forum.

    Pound Sign: TimeToBringInTheMuscles

  • Sully

    That was after the prescription. You should’ve seen me before the protopic ointment…

    https://i.imgflip.com/kd4uq.gif

  • I’ll wait until tomorrow or the day after until I read. We don’t know so much yet. Plus everyone is worked up and it’s better to read news with a calm clear head.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Non-tent

    1. When the new content, even though you weren’t smiling in the first place, somehow makes you less smile.

  • I’ll drink to that, literally.

  • Sully

    Just wanted to let you guys and gals, and whatever the fuck Andrew is, know that you’re all awesome. Maybe it’s because I got a good night’s sleep last night, maybe it’s because ISIS may kill us all any day, maybe it’s because I’m a sentimental fox with a 15 year marriage and a new cub on the way, so I’m feeling pretty rad. I dunno. Either way, you guys rock cocks. Just don’t let it go to your heads.

    Pick me a good one, Delilah.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjw2JkPv8ws

  • Sully

    Ooooh…oooh, that’s niiiice! You know what I like.

  • BTW. Foxes are damn cute (not gays).

  • Sully

    You damn skippy. Why do ya think the wife is pregnant again? HOLLA!!!

  • But you just had a baby! Stop cocking your gun so much. 1.5 children is the statistically correct way.

  • Ogrot

    Is the answer yes?

  • Sully

    Nobody wants half a baby, Nass. Believe me. I used to sell infants on the black market.

  • Domo

    That’s the worst suicide note I’ve ever seen.

    If your wife doesn’t agree with naming your child Rich Evans, boy or girl, you should consider marital counseling.

  • Sully

    I’m not arrogant enough to name my child Rich Evans. That’s worse than YHWH.

  • Domo

    Well, there’s always Susan!

  • Palpatine

    Congrats!

  • Sully

    I guess that’s unisexual name.

  • Sully

    Thanks, you late to the party motherfucker.

    I kid, I kid. I’m sure you’re a busy man, what with all the ruling a whole galaxy you’ve got to do, especially from that airshaft! Yikes.

  • Domo

    Johnny Cash preferred the shortened version. Made it a great song.

    “My name is Sue. How do you do? Now you’re gonna die!”

  • Sully

    I almost always begin my introductions that way, sans the “My name is Sue” part.

    Pound Sign: RingOfFireIsAMetaphorForSTDs

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I’m happily married too. Mainly because I’m afraid of my wife kicking my ass.

  • Sully

    You, sir, bear the wisdom of the ancients.

  • NicCagesHair

    More bad news, everyone’s former favorite fool politician, Rob Ford, the crack smoking former mayor of Toronto died today. He will be missed.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teME3jZUfwU

  • Sully
  • Palpatine

    How’d he die? Did his slave girl choke him to death with a chain?

  • NicCagesHair

    Happy I assume.

  • Sully

    Expectedly.

  • Red Skeleton

    Glad to hear fart.wav is still seeing use, regarding the recent Best of the Worst video. Who do you reckon Foleyed fart.wav anyway? Jessie, perhaps……………?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    So, Dawn of AIDS. I’ve been reading the spoilers. Those fake leaks from last year, suddenly, don’t look that bad at all. Yikes! Can they give the Superman rights back to Marvel?

  • Sully

    They’d definitely do the character more…. Justice.

  • tOmy`

    I see that our Hollywood insider finally located the stash of the AAA cocaine.

  • tOmy`

    Well, I watched only first 5 seconds, but I am glad they finally decided to talk about me.

    Ha. Ha. Ha.

  • Sully
  • Sully

    Sucks that Jack called you annoying though.

    :.(

  • tOmy`

    Could be the first time he got something right.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    isn’t that a “pot meets kettle” statement though?

  • Sully

    If by that you mean ENTIRELY HYPOCRITICAL, then yeah.

    Yeah.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Oh, it’s Pre-Rec. *cocks shotgun* I’ll go first

  • Amarzden

    Are you in control??
    What is control??
    What is truth??
    Are you a squid or a kid??

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    The “we’re incompetently starting the episode and mumbling” bit gets funnier every time.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Nice sarcasm!

  • Snake Squeezer

    Anyone seen The Witch? And by that, I mean my ex wife!

  • Sully

    Apparently Tommy Wiseau has a contractual obligation to appear in the The Disaster Artist, the film about the making of The Room.
    *sigh*
    Great. Now I have to see it.

  • Snake Squeezer

    One of Janet Jackson’s best albums.

  • Snake Squeezer

    By cocks do you mean you stuck your penis in it? Where do you even rape a shotgun? Right there! I’ve done it!

  • He’ll play James Franco as he prepares for the role of Tommy Wiseau in the movie.

  • Are you a ghost?

  • Sully

    That’s the kind of mind-bending horseshit I’d expect. Dear Lord Evans, make it so.

  • It’s the only logical solution.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I meant cocks as in Charlie Cocks

  • Sully

    Either that or a really fucked up looking console controller.

  • Snake Squeezer

    ♫ TIIII-HIME-HA-HIIIIIIME, IS ON MY SIDE! … YES IT IS! ♫

  • Wizard Phoenix

    James Franco is already playing his idol, Tommy Wiseau. It’s perfect.

  • Sully

    *Cox

  • Wizard Phoenix

    *Charlie Penises

  • Sully

    FUCK!! HE’S POSSESSED BY AZAZEL! QUICK! SOMEONE POOR MELTED LICORICE IN HIS ASSHOLE!!

  • Snake Squeezer

    From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? He’s doing porn now?!

  • Sully

    *Chucky Dicks

  • Snake Squeezer

    Jagger wouldn’t mind.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Charlie dicks Electric Nachos

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Remember Star Wars Rogue One? Is that still coming out?

  • Sully

    Yah…. In like 9 months, brah.

  • No one will remember that movie. Even the actors. I mean, Disney sure doesn’t.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Nine months and Disney isn’t marketing or attaching a trailer to BvS. That’s like stoopid stupid.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Does it have sexy witches like Morrigan or Yennefer?

  • Let me guess, she didn’t approve of your hobby…

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What is this Don Jon?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    who needs marketing when you got a shiny brand logo attached to it.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Watching RLM non stop while snorting blow and shocking hookers with a stun gun ain’t no hobby.

  • Star Wars AIDS
    Ages 7+

  • Yes! I was laughing so hard at this!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDSSSSSSSS

  • Snake Squeezer

    Not sure. It does have the official Satanic Temple seal of approval however…

    http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2016/02/satanic-temple-endorses-the-witch-film

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I don’t want to trust these people https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hopeFgwApCM

  • What about squeezing your snake?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Better question: remember Star Trek Beyond?

  • Snake Squeezer

    Maybe. Depends if anyone is watching and paying or not.

  • Oh, you mean Star Trek Fury Road?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Star Trek: Sabotage.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Wasn’t The Disaster Artist the title of a movie or tv show already?

  • Snake Squeezer

    It’s tearing me apart!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You just a chicken! Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!

  • vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/1/14/52085074_7a4c317e4c.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111202041115

  • Palpatine

    Why does Jack always make silly faces in the thumbnails of Pre-Rec videos?

  • Snake Squeezer

    The Death of Star Trek.
    It’s like Schumacher’s Batman all over again.

  • Uhm…. an attempt at clickbaiting?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    *cue synth music* How come Rich Evans and Jack have never talked about Witcher 3?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It was forgotten about in three months.

  • Snake Squeezer

    That’s his genetics, jerk!

  • Palpatine

    Too mainstream.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I went all out for that one.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Did you know, Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings, was given as a gift to Obama by the people of Poland?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Cuz it haz bewbs

  • Palpatine

    That was cool of him. But hey, that’s Obama for ya!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Bernie is cooler, bro.

  • Snake Squeezer

    “Here take this gift! It’s about killing the leaders of countries, Mr. President!”

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I don’t see what this has to do with Batman v. Superman, but ok.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I know the ending. The Justice League run off! And now the Justice League…

  • Snake Squeezer

    There are pictures on this page. A movie is a series of pictures. BWAAAAHHHHMMMM!!!

  • Palpatine

    Did Superman bleed?

  • Snake Squeezer

    Only once a month.

  • Me neither.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    If the Justice League and the League of Women Voters had a fight, who would win?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Are you quoting the Animation Show?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Can I have an option to remove certain channel’s videos from being suggested to me, please? I hate Tyrone Magnus and Screen Rant so much. I don’t want to watch a shitty video about how an actor nearly quit a movie or an obviously fake reaction to something that’s just okay in the funny department.

  • Sully

    No, you’re thinking The People vs George Lucas.

  • Sully

    They’ll put a teaser on Civil War just to attract those pro-Star Wars/marginally interested comic book movie fans for opening weekend, cause fuck DC, that’s why.

  • The what now?

  • Sully

    I’m more excited for Rogue One than I ever was for Force Awakens. Why? Because it’s Star Wars with regular Stormtroopers, regular TIE Fighters, Darth Vader, and best of all? No fucking Skywalker family standing center stage. Everything I ever wanted from a Star Wars movie growing up in the 80s.

  • Sully

    It’s like poetry. Nobody wants it, but here it is.

  • There’s going to be Darth Vader? Is Hayden Christiansen in it?

  • Sully
  • Glyph Wright

    No, you’re stuck with them for good, asshole.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That shot never makes any sense. So does Batman run off the building and die? If so that makes it metaphorical for the franchise at that point.

  • RLMkeepitup

    that’s more of a lifestyle

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Everyone’s made the joke

  • Sully

    Stop clicking all that clickbait, son. Them big tittied girls never lead to anything good.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I hope they get David Prowse.

  • It’s only periodically funny.

  • RLMkeepitup

    how incompetent can they go? tune in next week!

  • Watch more of this. It’ll cleanse your recommendations.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnpTWKKWQ1o
    Wait, those subtitles are inaccurate, here.
    https://youtu.be/in7yLZJ7A6Y?t=5s

  • Sully
  • OH MY GOD A GARBAGE CAN!

  • Sully

    Twat’s that suppuss to mean?

  • Sully

    You trying to say Supergirl gets around?

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Sully

    I ferkin’ hop not.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He likes Supergirl because he grew up on a farm

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Same Bat Time. Same Bat Channel

  • Sully

    Was that directed by Paul Verhoeven’s cousin? What is this shit?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Yes. But I’m pretty sure it doesn’t really do much, if anything.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Batman killed by tazer is dumberer than stoopid.

  • Sully
  • WrongWithYourFace

    The top could be drawn better and the face isn’t very Supergirly.

    5/7

  • Sheriff Mitchell
  • mister man

    “Shot guy gun”-Rick Evan

  • I’ll give her a 34/69.

  • AKA Mr. Wint
  • AKA Mr. Wint

    The comments on the Hitler vid are classic…

  • Sully
  • Some people want to see the world burn.

  • What is the black goo?

  • Sully

    I think you mean 36/24

  • Nah, man 69 is where it’s at.

  • Sully

    That’s how she gets dressed now.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScvdFeh1aOw

  • Sully

    I bet if we start with their houses they’ll change their minds real quick.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Some people read history books not published by Macmillian.

  • If by that you mean that both sides were not saints then, I’m well aware of that. In fact, during the Nuremberg trials acts committed by Germans and not the Allies were only considered war crimes. So if the allies, say, murdered civilians or killed prisoners of war on a large scale, the Germans were not tried for that.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    They made a sequel to My Big Fat Greek Wedding? Lord, why have you forsaken me? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • I still regret the day my class in school decided to see that piece of shit in the cinema.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I feel so sorry for you. I can not stand the first movie at all and it was nominated for an Oscar…

  • Wizard Phoenix

    How I reacted to the trailer https://youtu.be/2CnEx6fxbvE?t=35s

  • Sully

    It had it’s moments. Remember this one?

    https://youtu.be/fXS2hneIvWM?t=3m24s

  • YAAAAY MURDER!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    My favorite subject!

  • Captain_Prickhard

    “Indiana Jones and…”

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    “WE’RE GONNA LOSE THE BIG ACCOUNT!”

    I dunno I just assume that’s in it somewhere.

  • Sully

    I’d be happier with a big blue light shooting up into the sky. At least in the context of this film it’d be interesting.

  • Sully

    Put the cap back on the bottle, Cap’n. The party’s over.

    WELCOME… TO THE AFTER PARTY!!!!

  • Indiana Jones and the Night Out on Town

  • dollar store cashier wife

    classic case for why abortion should never be made illegal.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    NEVER FORGET: It’s “King of the Belgians” not “King of Belgium”. #usefulfactsandpeople

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Your memory is BETTER than an elephant’s!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    To be the first one to actually comment on the video:

    Yes, I finally bothered to watch it and I didn’t realize it was about that game. I kind of had wanted to see what it’s like, with no intention of actually ever playing it myself. Well, now I have seen what it’s like.

    So… Good job guys..?

  • tOmy`

    “Similar to Portal.” I am not sure I can agree with that.
    “Every level is like a puzzle.” I am not sure I can agree with that.
    “This is 95% game, 5% story. And when you’re making a game, that’s a fine thing.” I am not sure I can agree with that.
    “If I were a general consumer.” I am not sure I agree with a self-assessment of your importance, Jack.

  • Palpatine

    That’s such an odd title. That would be like if I went by “Emperor of the Galatic Republic Citizen’s.”

  • Like Icare

    That woman (with a little help from Tom Hanks and senility) wrote Larry Crowne.

    Nuff said.

    Also, I want to burn that movie. Like with thermonuclear warheads.

  • Like Icare

    You mean Fuck It – Give It 2 the Wacky Races Asian Guy?

    No… not really.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    What, now that I started commenting on the video, everyone else starts aping me? Come up with your own ideas!

    The nerve of this guy…

  • tOmy`

    I was writing this during the video, so technically, I started writing before you.

    GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Sorry, I should have checked on Wikipedia first.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    There is a free to play browser game that is similar only top down 2D. They did a Hotline Miami crossover as well. That said, I wanted to play this one, but I could tell it would have all the indie dev tropes I’m growing tired of.

    Indie devs are like Italian filmmakers in the 70-80s the days. One successful project leads to a glut of me too games or variations on those themes. I still enjoy both the films and games like this.

  • There’s actually a free web-browser demo (prototype) of Super Hot too. https://superhotgame.com/play-prototype/

    Speaking of Hotline Miami, has anybody played Half-Line Miami?
    https://stabberthomas.itch.io/hlm

  • tOmy`

    Nope. But seeing the trailer, it looks like something I should give a go.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I played like 30 minutes of that Half Life mashup. Meh.

  • The soundtrack is pretty rad.

  • Bubs

    Here’s something you surely can’t agree with:

    Previously Recorded is a valuable use of your time.

  • tOmy`

    Well, I did listen to albums by Sia, Rihanna and Nicki Minaj just to review them here, where like one or two people read it, so my time is not exactly valuable anyway.

    But yea, this episode was kinda… worthless.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    ‘show

    FTFY

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Dawn of AIDS early watch: 29% over at RT. Worse than Man of Steel? You be the judge.

  • Palpatine

    And yet it has a 9.3 on IMDb.

  • Like Icare

    Speaking of whocares and meh…

    Apparently, Star Wars x7 is already on the interwebz and kidz are downdowning it like kreyzeee.
    I opened one of the streams to check if it is real and kinda forgot about it for a moment as it loaded in the background.
    Damn shit nearly tore my ears off with the fanfares when it started.
    And is it just me… or do they sound kinda… not up to par?

    Also…
    After putting myself to sleep the other night with a behind the scenes documentary on Blade Runner… I decided to watch it again.
    In the order I saw it originally.
    First the narrated version, then the Final Cut one. The second one I just listened to Scott’s commentary.

    And… the more I see and hear of the guy the more overrated he feels.
    I mean… aside the whole thing where HE is the god damn robot, clueless about other people’s problems and emotions (which starts to shine through all the comments from various people involved – and then listening to his version, which is off just a bit) – instead of which he is obsessive about the movie.

    Movie starts with a crawl – because the whole situation needs to be told/explained to the audience.
    Which is not enough – hence narration. Which is Scotts idea. But it is SO loud that it sounds out of place and breaks the movie.
    Also, Scott thinks that the movie has a Big Brother feeling to it. Hence the shot of the eye in the opening – because cymbalism.

    Also… He “remembers” certain events differently. Like how certain
    aspects of the final scenes with Rutger Hauer came to be – and his
    version feels like he’s taking credit for thing Hauer claims to be his idea.
    Not the “tears in the rain” bit. The bit where Hauer jumps over Ford – which Hauer claims he came up with, telling Scott to just bring the sets a little closer together cause he was confident that he could make that leap. And he could.
    Which Scott forgets to mention.

    And listening to Scott talk about Ford complaining how hard the production was and much he hated it… and Scott dismissing it with “well it was much harder for me”… it kinda feels like Ford was saying how hard it is to work with Scott – which he just doesn’t pick up on.

    But back to Star Mores… After watching first 10 minutes of it… I’d kinda rather watch Blade Runner again.
    There are two more commentary tracks I haven’t yet heard.
    I think I’ll play one with the crew.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    CapitalBLowercasevCapitalS is apparently a turd according to early reviews. As of this post it has 10 fresh reviews out of 27 total reviews, giving it a whopping RT score of 37%.

    Yawn of Just-ish

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    9.7 was an inside job.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Aren’t all the Nolan Batman movies in the top 50 movies ever made at IMDB? IMDB has too many crazy fanboys.

  • tOmy`

    Not according to The Batmannews.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    ‘ IMDB

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Star Mores: Episode Redundancy: The Magic Deflated: Han Solo Dies

  • tOmy`

    Metacritic:

    3 positive (RS, Variety 70+)
    14 mixed

    Currently sitting on a comfortable 48, absolutely destroying Divergent and London Has Fallen. On the other hand, Zootopia seems to be one paw ahead.

  • Palpatine

    I eagerly await the HitB on it.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Lol. Those lil’ critters gave my trailer mash-up of the Prometheus trailer (audio) and The Dark Knight Trilogy (visuals) 6 dislikes. I know this because all the dislikes came in one day, the same day I made fun of them here on the RLM webzone, which is the same day they gave a bunch of my more recent videos dislikes.

    I just laughed. I guess that’s how they got revenge on me. I thank them for their few views since I put a lot of work into that trailer.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I guess they made you bleed.

  • tOmy`

    I am already going to their webzone, I didn’t know reviews are already in.

  • Palpatine

    I wanna see what they’re saying.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Zack Snyder uses Star Wars to defend Man of Steel. You guys are all fans of Star Wars. Please discuss:

    http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/03/22/bvs-director-zack-snyder-defends-man-of-steel-death-toll-by-pointing-to-star-wars-the-force-awakens

  • Maybe I should start commenting there too…

  • Palpatine

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    That’s some Batman-like dispensing of justice they did there.

  • tOmy`

    Can someone dig up those quotes we had? I am specifically looking for the one that said that people will look at this day as “historical” one.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    7 of his 8 Hollywood films (by Hollywood I mean Memento onward) are in the Top 250. Not just that, but they’re all in the upper-half, so Top 110. Not even joking:

    4. The Dark Knight
    14. Inception
    31. Interstellar
    46. Memento
    49. The Prestige
    61. The Dark Knight Rises
    110: Batman Begins

    Insomnia didn’t make the cut.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Well, at least the deaths and destruction aren’t caused directly by the actions of the film’s hero…

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Eh he’s got a point. Also I’m offended by your SW fan remark so reported.

  • tOmy`

    I am not sure which review I like better. This short one:

    “If there’s any justice, dawning or otherwise, at the multiplex, audiences will reject Zack Snyder’s lumbering, dead-on-arrival superhero mélange, a $250 million tombstone for a genre in dire need of a break.”

    Or the one that opens with:

    “I personally liked Man of Steel better, but I’m guessing I will be in the minority on this one.”

    He just… sorta plummets to the ground, baby.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “I’d give it a solid 9.5/10. Only thing I didn’t like was there wasn’t enough Batman, but other than that it was a masterpiece of flawlessness.”

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Bravo Nolan.

  • Palpatine

    Are those from Batmannews?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Hey, I once said I wasn’t a fan of Star Wars, and someone asked me what I was doing here.

  • tOmy`

    “Me reading critics reviews… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d5KovCbU8w

    Yes, someone really went there.

  • Palpatine

    Yes. This.

  • tOmy`

    The first one is from Metacritic (Time Out New York), the second one is from Batmannews’ article featuring couple of different reviews.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    “Heroes on both sides.”

    Oops, wrong movie.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I guess my criticism of the Man of Steel ending was that it seemed like Superman didn’t go out of his way to try to save people. That moment where he casually hops over that tanker truck that Zod kicks at him and lets it explode, demolishing the whole side of a rather large parking garage while people looked on in horror, had me going, “What? Is this Man of Indifference?” He just looks back at the explosion as if nothing of importance is happening, then he keeps fighting Zod.

    That and just how excessive the whole ending was. There’s only so much drama you can have when two seemingly invincible beings are punching each other. Do they even get tired? Are they even getting injured? Then somehow Supes can straight up snap his neck? Be pretty funny if him turning his head that extra few degrees actually caused the eye-lasers to cut into those family members.
    “Oops! I’m super sorry! LOL.”
    *Lois runs in.*
    “Haha. Butterfingers!”
    *Butterfingers gives them even more money for the promotional tie-in.*

  • Palpatine

    So only Star Wars fans are allowed to comment here according to that guy?

  • “”These critics’ reviews are biased!!!! I saw it and I LOVED it!!!!!” –
    People on a BATMAN website who have lost their minds at every ounce of
    footage and detail released about this movie.”

    Wait, a Batman fan invested in the franchise saying the CRITICS are biased? What?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    He must have been Mickey’s right hand man.

  • tOmy`

    I give you “The Ultimate Consumer Man”:

    “”A watchable one” is all I needs to knows. Besides, tickets, Coke and popcorn are super cheap in my town. Might even watch it twice”

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    super bat maggot.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    He’s one step ahead. He just flies baby!

  • Sir, yes, sir!

  • Sully

    My dyslexia read that a different way. Still appropriate though.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    So, you’re a Star Trek man.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Bat-Fag News: We started at Huffington Post, then Reddit, and then somehow wound up here…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Birdman v Critic(wo)man: Yawn of Old-age

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Honestly, (I can’t remember who it was, sorry) he/she sounded more confused than anything. It didn’t feel like a hostile “What are you doing here?” I explained that the first videos i saw were for Crystal Skull and RLM Talks About Prometheus.

    In any case, it’s very likely the vast majority of RLM’s fanbase enjoy Star Wars in one way or another. Heck, all my friends like or absolutely love Star Wars.

  • tOmy`

    “I might go and rate Schindler’s List 1/10 on IMDb because it’s not fun :(“

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I’m not defending MoS. I just wanna bash TFA for that planet destruction scene. It’s an artificial escalation of stakes beacuse sequels gotta be BIGGER,LOUDER AND MORE INTENSE!!!.

  • tOmy`

    I got that by saying I am an F&F fan, no worries.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Geezus. It’s like giving an item a bad rating because you’re a retard and don’t understand that if you drop something made of glass, it’s going to BREAK!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I gotta check this site. It sounds like a source for endless hilarity.

  • tOmy`
  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Meet you there to SuperTroll!

  • Palpatine

    “BIGGER, LOUDER, AND MORE INTENSE!!!”

    Just like the Metaphorasaurus Rex from Jurassic World.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    No, I’m not gonna comment there, I won’t kick someone when he’s down… unlike Batman. ZING!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    At least in Star Wars we knew the Death Star was relatively close to Alderaan. In TFA I don’t even know where Planet Death is relative to those planets they blew up. Did that laser beam travel between fucking STARS? I thought they were on a planet, Death Planet, in another system? How did Han Solo (RIP) see the planets go boom-boom? How close are all these planets?!

    Perhaps I’m thinking too hard because I really like space and appreciate the vast distances and times involved in actual space travel. Or maybe I just have somewhat reasonable expectations for a sci-fi film to give us some clue as to what’s going on and where things are relative to each other so actions and events can make sense to us without having to be perfectly realistic. Maybe.

    Those laser thwords sounded cool, though.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    RIP 911 Paris Brussels.

    Terrorists suck, man. Why can’t they take out their anger with gardening or something? Or a punching bag. Hell, get into MMA.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I’m not going to spoil it, but seriously, after Man of Steel, what they’ve been doing in the comics, and now this… I can’t understand why WB fought so hard against the Siegel and Shuster families to keep the rights to Superman (money, I know). They are pretty much destroying the brand beyond repair.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    It was supposed to be the system that han and rey are in, they make it unclear by saying that “This is the last day of the republic” it was stoopid.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Tell me… does WB bleed? They will.”

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Have you seen it? Did it suck all the wieners?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    CALL TO ARMS

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Watch Europe nut up now…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Fag is extremely derogatory, dude. Wisen up!

    They prefer cocksuckers now. Like, come on: it’s 2016.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I don’t want to make light of this stuff or anything (acting like I have a heart), but I’m so excited to see everyone on Facebook sporting a Belgian flag on their profiles soon. So much so, that I want to GOUGE MY FUCKING EYES OUT!!!!!!

    RIP

  • Wifey, you’re getting too obvious at B-N.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    No, but someone that did gave me a detailed plot synopsis. If you like Batman, you might like this. I can’t imagine a Superman fan enjoying it, but I said the same about Man of Steel, and there are plenty of Superman fans that like that.

  • IT RHYMES.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    those 13 year old autists won’t get it anyway.

  • Sully

    More reviews pouring in…

    BATMAN V SUPERMAN is *infinitely* less painful than MAN OF STEEL, but it also characterizes why shared universe superhero movies are garbage.

    #BatmanvSuperman is like Amazing Spider-Man meets The Phantom Menace. Mostly a bore, but Wonder Woman is great!

    Batman V Superman is a huge letdown. It’s bloated, unfocused & dull with serious character missteps. A few good moments can’t save the rest.

    It’s important too that I wanted to love it. I wanted to have fun, be wowed, laugh & cry. But I just scratched my head & looked at my watch.

    If you want to see a ten minute fight between Batman and Superman in a two and a half hour movie, Batman V Superman might be for you.

    As a fan of MAN OF STEEL I’m here to tell you, #BatmanvSuperman isn’t as bad as most people will say. But it sure as hell ain’t good.

    That last one though… Ouch.

    http://collider.com/batman-vs-superman-reviews/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=collidersocial

  • Sully

    CAUSE WE CAN’T ALL BE CANADIAN, TACO!!! GOD!!

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I am really not looking forward to the B v S review.

    We’re going to get so many IGN/CBR interlopers and the Force Awakens review depleted my reserves of sarcasm, wit and sense of innate superiority.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    What did the gay robot say? “Oh dear, oh dear…”

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Karma man; we’ll reap what we sow after the damage is done over at Bat-News…

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Here we go again…

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Guys, some of you are over at Batman-News.com saying you like Michael Bay movies. That’s considered trolling. Gives you bad karma.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Straight from Batman-news comments section!

    “I’m sorry, but If the main reason to not like a movie is the fact that it’s “not fun”, then they have no right to be a critic. I applaud WB and DC for doing something that does not have a “Marvel” feel to it because thats what critics are looking for. That, and also views on their site, because no one likes a positive review am I right? Anyways, It’s your own opinion that matters. Critics are critics for a reason. Some critics back up their reviews with facts, while others, just state what gets them “clicks”.

    Edit: Opinions (reviews) ARE NOT critiques. An opinion is , by definition, biased. I have seen the movie and it’s true that it has its flaws, but the reviews the “critics” giving are based off Marvels movies, not based off actual facts of the movie itself. Calling a movie “not fun” is as personal as it gets, because its based off what that person felt. We dont want feelings, we want hardcore facts as to why this isn’t a good movie. I’m not just saying this because its a DC movie, i’m talking general too. Some movies never deserved to have 90% fresh on RT, but the critics “loved” it, and so it got a good rating. You can also not love something and not deny that the storytelling was amazing, or that the acting was still good. So basically, what I’m trying to say is that, there’s a difference in critiquing and reviewing. So take the “reviews” very, very lightly and judge by yourself. Don’t count on these so-called “critics” these days. They review, not critique because that would require some time and effort. And also,not only watching the movie once before reviewing. (Just a repost from another comment)”

    My version to show how dumb this is:
    “I’m sorry, but If the main reason to like a movie is the fact that it’s “fun”, then they have no right to be a critic.

    Calling a movie “fun” is as personal as it gets, because its based off what that person felt. We dont want feelings, we want hardcore facts as to why this is a good movie.”

    I bet you this kid wouldn’t think twice if all the reviews were glowing, He wouldn’t give two shits if the opinions were all ‘biased’ as long as the RT score was nice and high.

    I award him Silver in Mental Gymnastics at the 2016 D’Ohlympic Games.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Scrolled down and saw “I f*cking hate you Zack Snyder” posted by someone with the handle of “Joker” and no default photo.

    Today’s a good day. I might even have to use my AK.

  • Domo

    Well, found out there’s a strobe light effect in one of the BvS fight scenes from all the lightning in super slo mo.

    Seizures. Super Heroes. Woot!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Fun Fact: My handle over at Reddit is “FuckYouZackSnyder”

    😀

  • Palpatine

    Oh good, yet another reason for me not to see it.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Is it biased if the critic says the film was glorious and a pants-shitting good time? Or is that review never biased?

    Whatever.

  • Sully

    Only a silver? That was some Mary Lou Retton shit right there.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I love when the robot with the Mexican accent says ‘bitch’!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Never tell me the RT score.”

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Straight out of a ninth-grade basement show…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I’ve seen worse. Lol.

  • Sully

    Makes sense. Disorientation is a common tactic by most rapists.

  • I’ll give them one thing – Marvel seems to have set the paradigm for comic book movies – especially among the critics that don’t know much about the medium. DC had the upper hand back when Batman was in Nolan’s hands but then they gave the wheel to Snyder… and well, you know.

  • STOP INTERNET BULLYING NOW!

    #BatmanNewsLivesMatter

  • Palpatine

    Jdhehfjshejhrhdnrhdjyndhbwieyxnhebndbehcmwjdnnhdmdjsnrhkricm

    Sorry, that was from me slamming my head against my keyboard on account of how stupid that guys comment was.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I only saw the first Transformers, and it made me swear to myself I’d never do that again. The most recent Bay movie I’ve seen is Pain and Gain. Just terrible.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    #FlagsForDays

  • Domo

    So what you’re saying is they took a page out of Abrams “Star Trek” playbook.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    What the fcuk are those guys talking about like there is a conspiracy against DC? The Nolan Batman movies all had great critical reception. Man of Steel was very much expected to be great (Nolan’s involment). Everyone was expecting BvS to be excellent (because Chris Terrio… even if he only did rewrites). Suicide Squad is one of the most anticipated movies of the summer.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Whoooops, I’m stuck in 1984. JUMP!:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKSyYGJHOGA

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Mental Gymnastics.

  • Sully

    “If the sun flare fits, you must submit.”

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Hank_Henshaw

    You know your movie is good when it gets compared to the Phantom Menace.

  • Sully

    *45%

    Goddamnit, we just might pull this off…

    Edit: “Nope. Nope. It’s back down to 43%”

  • Sully

    I literally laughed at that comparison. Could this be the first superhero film to get a Plinkett review. Of course the answer is “FUCK NO!”, but it’s fun to dream.

  • I’m still hoping for Man of Stool.

  • FUCK YOU, UNDERCOVER TOAD!
    #never
    #revenge
    #schadenfreude

  • Sully

    His avatard says everything I need to know about that person.

  • Sully

    This “event” is getting more up-to-date coverage than Brussels. Should I feel bad. Quick! Someone tell me how to feel!!!

  • “Earth, Hitler, 1938.”

    -Captain Kirk

  • It gets worse…
    http://i.imgur.com/RAHUtbi.jpg
    Could it be the joke is on us? I can’t take this seriously.

  • Domo

    It’s William Shatner’s birthday.

    Time to fucking party!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    BAAAHAHAHAHAAHAH

  • tOmy`

    You should feel foxy.

    Or minxy. I usually try to feel minxy. That’s how I get through the week. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VkRiovdl-A

  • Sully

    85? That’s some old ass Shat!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Keeping with the theme of Bat-News, it is “fun” to discuss movies. This webzone is not the best place to have serious discussions.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Why’d they put Snyder’s face over Rich Evans’?

    Don’t they know that’s blasphemy?!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Oh, no.

  • Domo

    Unless it’s about cancer. Ke$ha even has a song about it.

  • Oh God, not those boobs again…

  • Hank_Henshaw

    No. Only Star Wars, AIDS and 9-11. The big three.

  • I love the prequels and Jar Jar you white slaver!

  • Sully

    You think if we hashtag “BatmanVSupermanReviews” enough, we can pop up in Google searches to lure some honest-to-goodness fanboys in here for a “debate?”

  • Domo

    The Unholy Trinity.

  • Sully

    You’n’me both, brotha.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    an HiTB review will do the trick.

  • I’m torrenting aquiring blu rays of TOS right now.

  • Mmm… Yes. I want to taste the tears and butthurt.

  • Sully

    But we’ll have to wait till at LEAST after Easter for these lazy fucks to find drunkenly stumble their way to the cinema.

  • tOmy`

    “I have faith that Suicide Squad will be well received. As far as your last comment, I think only a streak of 5 consecutive failures would make DC reset the DCCU.”

    Look at them, almost coming to terms with it. “Okay, we will take 4 shitty movies, but the 5th one better be mediocre!”

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I remember that topless photo of her that got posted onto Reddit.

    Highlight of my life for a good while.

  • tOmy`

    Why do you know this?

    And: Why didn’t you tell me there is a sex-tape as well?

  • Which stage of depression is that? Denial or bargaining?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Plinkett don’t read no comics.

  • Do you actually type all that stuff, or just use copypastas?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Someone just compared BvS:Dawn of Shit to Schindler’s List again. It really does come across as one big practical joke.

  • tOmy`

    “The joke is on… well, I don’t know who is the joke on. I don’t even know if there is a joke…”

  • tOmy`

    I was wondering about it as well.

    The funny thing is that even if it is a copypasta, where the hell is he getting it from so fast and so effectively? Is there like a luxury Kanye Google for retarded comments?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    If Fantastical Beasts, or whatever that Harry Potter-verse’s movie is called, is a big hit, I can see WB giving up on DC movies, and coming up with bullshit spinoffs for Harry Potter to fill the void.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Out of dozen comments that have posted I personally typed out only two of them. I mean c’mon fam. I’m not putting actual effort until they come into our turf.

  • I just came.

  • tOmy`

    But just like in the case of the first anal sex with a black male, one has to ask:

    “Is that a void that really needs filling?”

  • Sully

    Neither do half the people that watch superhero movies.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    it’s reddit fam. I find both the copypasta’s AND the weird videos there that I put into manhole. People steal the RLM subreddit content and put it here all the time. I don’t know why nobody steals the shit that’s actually good.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Hank_Henshaw

    “Jesus, I’m so sorry you had to be in Man of Steel. Please forgive me, Lord, I know you hated the movie and you told me.”

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    “We dont want feelings, we want hardcore facts as to why this isn’t a good movie.”

    Boy do I love me some forced concurrence. Yes, WE all want this.

    This is 2016, fellas. Movies aren’t about feelings. They’re about pointing at Metacritic and yelling.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Nope. I know. Weird.

  • Sully

    But Jesus didn’t fall to earth and battle his brothers. You know who did though?

    http://www.quickmeme.com/img/dc/dcedf16fc31ba0c7d65eca8f87102df1960a6403c8f8a1a11f6c1010c898f622.jpg

  • tOmy`

    “I wish it was leaps and bounds better than MoS for me but it wasn’t.

    Not really a bad thing as I liked MoS and would give it an 8/10.”

    That logic.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    So, that means Man of Steel was a 9/10 or a 10/10. Maybe even a 11/10 Would Bang.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Hank_Henshaw

    I’ll never get that type of fan. “If you are a real fan, you will watch it, and you will like it, goddammit! Even if the studio/label/company is giving you a plate of shit, you will eat it with a big smile on your face, because it has your favorite logo on it.”

  • dollar store cashier wife

    ‘fanboy

  • tOmy`
  • AKA Mr. Wint

    It’s just Zach Snyder trolling the Bat-Faf news.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    “So, Jay, would you recommend Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Darkness?”

  • Sully

    “You betcha………… . . . . . . . . . n’t.”

  • Hank_Henshaw

    It’s going to be an interesting episode, I feel. Last time Mike talked about BvS it sounded like he was intrigued by the talk of the movie handling philosophical themes.

  • Sully

    *Punching things

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I found a clip of it on youtube taken from the cam rip. It’s a really fascinating thesis. That Zack Snyder makes Tarkovsky look like a retarded baby.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYwMgKmtgBU

  • Oh, I’m sure it’ll tackle all the problems Heidegger gave up on solving in “Being and Time” or it’ll take up on Foucault’s notion of power and the state and how Superman is the not-so-new power of the Sovereign in a new form that’s slowly replacing the displaced neoliberal network micropowers.

  • Sully
  • Hank_Henshaw

    Is that the creator of Dexter’s Lab?

  • He should have got an Oscar for that one. Fucking, by-the-numbers biopics make me sick.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Surviving terrorist described as six foot four and full of muscles.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    We moved on from Schindler’s List comparisons. Now it’s all about Ernest Hemingway:

    http://i.imgur.com/WJ8GOkF.png

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Another funeral.

  • tOmy`

    Lemme know when someone drops “kafkaesque”.

  • Sully

    Did they find any Vegemite sandwiches on him?
    Follow up question… was it Andrew?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Ernest Hemingway? More like Ernest goes to the Hall of Justice.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Pfff rubish. My dear Tom prepare to learn a new word. “Snyderesque”
    This movie will change art.

  • Sully

    That’s a big claim from someone who admits in their own comment that they haven’t seen the movie yet.

    Pound Sign: NoBiasHereFolksMoveAlong

  • Captain_Prickhard

    I apologize for bringing up the painful memory of our 1980s Australia obsession. That long, national nightmare is finally over.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    also I want to see a rant from you. Go nuts.

    http://i.imgur.com/YplIbQH.png

  • tOmy`

    Okay, this one will make me pause Daredevil.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Awwww poor Ben Affleck;(

    http://i.imgur.com/amtWjVr.png

    #Pray4Batman

  • God, not a Tool comparison… even as a (former) fan I know that’s one thing you don’t mention unless you want to be called pretentious.

  • Thanks for these by the way, my cringe folder needed some new material.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Woah guys we’re on suicide watch tonight.

    http://i.imgur.com/jxds3rO.png

  • Speaking of desperation to stay relevant.
    https://twitter.com/SuicideSquadWB/status/709519123059974144
    Some people just want to wear the brand of shame forever.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    I want this Batfleck v SuperDuperMan: Don Johnson movie to bomb so hard. Make it so!

  • Never gets old. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR2Lq5Na3SM
    Maybe I should post that under his comment…

  • Sully

    *SuicideSquad Watch

  • tOmy`

    Sorry to disappoint, but I can’t think of any music snob joke. There must be one in there somewhere, but just by using the magical get-out-of-jail-free card “Tool”, he took all my inspiration. As Maggit said, all you can call it is “pretentious”.

  • tOmy`

    I remember last time, I was chatting there with this girl (or a 40yo man, you do the math) who was like “if it sucks, it’s gonna be devastating, I waited 3 years for it, this is my life…”

    Should have asked her out back then, seeing the reviews, she might not be long for this planet of ours.

  • Domo

    Batman would show sadness if it weren’t for the botox.

    Been watching the photocalls and his forehead can’t move.

  • tOmy`

    Don’t you just love other people misery, especially when it is in IMAX?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    He looks like he’s got lockjaw too.

  • tOmy`

    I wouldn’t mind locking jaws with Wonder Woman tho.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    I think I heard Ben Afleck speak with the Christian Bale Batman growl in one of the trailers. So many positive vibes!

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    The comments you guys have been posting are truly telling. They basically read as:

    “Guys, we need to get together and collectively LIKE this film we haven’t seen yet. Seed every comment section with heaps of blind praise. Without us, this film – which had like a $400 million budget and is the product of cynical Hollywood bigwigs – will not survive the weekend. The fledgling film will drown lest we all moisten it with our tongues.”

    It is amazing how years of being disenfranchised has tricked them all into thinking films like this are somehow scrappy underdogs.

  • Earth

    God I hope Batmuh vs Supermuh flops. Just to see the looks on fans’ faces.

    On a side note, I’m worried that if Ieave the webzone I might miss the inevitable war.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Wikipedia: With a production budget of $250 million, as well as over $150 million in promotion and advertising costs, Variety estimates that the film needs to earn no less than $800 million in order to recoup its investment. One media analyst, quoted by the magazine, said that given the costs and need to launch a series of future films, “anything under $1 billion in worldwide box office will be a disappointment.”

  • Earth

    Remember when a billion was like, the most amazing achievement for a movie ever?

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Yeah, Hollywood! You stick it to Hollywood!

  • Sully

    Found some legit footage BvS. Superman’s shorter… and more asian than I thought.

    https://youtu.be/wb2xigiNYl8?t=7s

  • Domo

    There’s no senate hearings or contemplation of existence in churches.

    Unsubscribed.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    “Sir, would you please pull over this Batmobile. I think I’m going to be sick.”

  • Captain_Prickhard
  • Domo

    I remember last time quite vividly. I even kept the gifs.

    http://i.imgur.com/LwHe2GC.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/814JX27.jpg

  • Earth

    Hey that’s me.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Just to take you say for all the BS (get it?): here’s Ronald Moore dressed up for Halloween…
    http://m.imdb.com/name/nm0601822/mediaindex?rmconst=rm1947592192&ref_=m_nmmi_mi_nm_evt_1

  • Earth

    Just read the comicbookresources review. All I can say is, I feel bad for Wonder Woman. She finally gets to be in a movie, and not only is it a movie about the two superheroes who have already had successful film franchises, it’s also shit.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    So if I read this right, Ben Affleck would’ve been happy for a 60% Rotten Tomatoes score? Isn’t that a D- ?
    #batmanwantsthed

  • Sully

    Apparently she’s the best part of it though. Makes me wonder, is she really that good, or just that good looking?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Reportedly, his D was cast in Gone Girl. Maybe it’s in his rider request along with no green M&Ms or whatever celebrities demand these days.

  • RLMkeepitup

    she’s a third wheel in a love hate relationship, what could go wrong

  • Captain_Prickhard

    The flop sweat is just pouring from under Ben Afleck’s man boobs.

  • tOmy`

    “Hate/Love it, either way we DC folk have to get this by the billion mark or we’re gonna have to sit it out for half a decade/reboot. Look upon it as investors/shareholders. Get WB over the line then DEMAND our investment is of value. The USP we bought into. A Director with vision (George Millar, Iñárritu, Duncan Jones, Pete Travis – idk just dropping names).”

  • Like Icare

    That’s a bit… wrong.

    1 – merchandising.
    As that other Superman movie puts it, it’s all about the plastics.
    So, this movie could be a flop earning single digits – they’re still making more of it.

    Because 2 – more merchandising only works with more movies.
    So to keep selling more plastic (and more IP) they will keep making more movies.
    Just like Marvel did while Hulks… well… did what they did.
    Along with basically everything else until they stumbled on Robert Downey Jr… and Joss Whedon.
    One brought charm and a natural feel to the character – the other brought wit.

    A year before Avengers they were still selling darkness and grit by the pound.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOddp-nlNvQ
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JerVrbLldXw
    Next thing there are two COMEDIES in the phase two and there is wit and humor injected into the sequels to those darkness and grit flicks from phase one.
    Oh right… fun.

    Frankly, I wouldn’t be surprised if WB/DC just kept on churning out bad ideas for years to come.
    Blame Wall Street. Now everything is too big to fail.
    Though I can’t wait to hear Bruce Wayne’s excuse for asking for a bailout. Or Superman.
    I’d get Oliver Queen doing that.
    But guys who could shit out diamonds (different methods, same results) if they wanted to…

  • Like Icare

    Lotsa people get horny after funerals and other disasters to human life.
    Fucking makes them feel alive.
    You shoulda asked her out. Or him… whatever.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I can’t take seriously a Bruce Wayne that instead of scars has a gigantic phoenix tattooed on his back.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    http://www.timeout.com/us/film/batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice
    Henry Cavill “inert” while Afleck “somehow worse”!
    Critic declares audience will wish Ben Afleck dead:
    “We all know superheroes don’t die, not when there are reboots in the balance. After this one, you’ll wish a few of them did.”

  • Like Icare

    Expected Eminem got enema?
    No… wait… that’s the same thing.

  • tOmy`

    This is even better than I hoped it would be. Please, God, make sure that Civil War incidentally becomes a small masterpiece and I will just spend the rest of the year in my happy place.

  • Like Icare

    Ah… Tchaikovsky… that magnificent bastard.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    The review also mentions Amy Adam’s Lois being “soft”. Amy Adams is a very good actress, but I think she was miscast as Lois, and not because she is a redhead, like some say (Lois was a redhead in the comics from the late-80s and through the entirety of the 90s). From the clips I’ve seen, her Lois is too much like her character from The Muppets. She can play characters with an edge, I don’t know why she isn’t for Lois. The WB people should’ve provided her with a dvd with couple of episodes from S:TAS, maybe so she could try and capture Dana Delany’s voice and attitude in that.

  • Like Icare

    That was an awesome Lois.

    Than again… most of that show was pretty darn good.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    *Most of the DCAU (personally, I despise Batman Beyond, but that’s just me).

  • Like Icare

    She has more squeezable tits.

  • Like Icare

    Meh… Butler will clean it up.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/review-zack-snyders-batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice-starring-ben-affleck-henry-cavill-jesse-eisenberg-amy-adams-more-20160322
    “Jesse Eisenberg plays Luthor as Mark Zuckerberg-meets-sometimes-abrasive-screenwriter-Max Landis.”
    The sometimes abrasive Max Landis.

  • Like Icare

    Stopping at a pharmacy to get sleeping pills while on the way to restock on razorblades?

  • Like Icare

    You mean it would be like a… bat-signal in the sky?

  • Like Icare

    …and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.

  • Palpatine

    Who won? Guy dressed like bat or guy wearing pajamas?

  • Like Icare
  • Like Icare
  • RLMkeepitup

    i like how the first pic shows batman is now basically a walking bat tank to put up with supermans flying antics in one piece

  • Amontillado

    Nobody won, except an arrest by the fashion police for worst.taste.ever!

  • Maybe Bruce Wayne just got fat.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    HA!
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/film/batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice/review/

    Around two and a quarter hours into Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice, even Batman (Ben Affleck) has no idea what’s going on.
    “What’s happening, Alfred?” our hero barks at his faithful butler…
    No major blockbuster in years has been this incoherently structured, this seemingly uninterested in telling a story with clarity and purpose.
    “The first hour in particular is so haphazardly assembled, I honestly wondered if a reel had gone missing from the projection booth.
    “Eisenberg gives a catastrophic[!] performance here, all itchy and spasmodic, and built on mumbled rants about Copernicus and Nietzsche.
    [Catastrophic!]
    “Imagine Affleck, standing shirtless in a dungeon, repeatedly thumping a bus tyre with a sledgehammer. Got it? Good: that’s not just what the film feels like, it’s a real scene from it. And that’s all you need to know.”

  • Like Icare

    They say ninjas can build muscles that way. Simply by willing them.

  • RLMkeepitup
  • Like Icare

    Pain and Gain is a missed opportunity for a fantastic Scorsese movie.

  • From hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale.

  • Like Icare

    Funny… that’s also a Ben Affleck movie.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HIXxgyjCt0

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I don’t trust Rotten Tomatoes all that much to be honest. Fantastic Four while being a terrible film is not as bad as fucking Pixels. Multiple films that are notoriously awful have scores in like the 50% range. Besides some positive reviews are marked as rotten. That makes no sense. Fix that shit, people.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Arrow Season 3 has like a 97% on Rotten Tomatoes. Yeah, don’t trust Rotten Tomatoes.

  • Like Icare

    Ultimate Consumer Man is not the hero we deserve, but he’s the hero we need.

    He fuels the economy in these hard times.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’m looking forward to the film and even I think this is a stupid thing to compare it to.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    I have spent hours of study on this blog:
    http://shatnerstoupee.blogspot.com/

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Maybe it is a fun movie and people are reading it as pretending to be deep….or it could be fun schlock. Which I don’t know if fun schlock is a positive.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Correction: Arrow Season 3, the worst TV season ever, has a 100 percent on Rotten Tomatoes.

  • Like Icare

    Coming up next… no, wait… it’s already here.
    “Han Actually Killed Himself” theory.

    http://www.hitfix.com/harpy/269-days-until-star-wars-did-han-solo-commit-suicide-in-the-force-awakens

  • Hank_Henshaw

    All this is bullshit because Chris Terrio wrote Argo, and he re-wrote the script by David S. Goyer.

  • Palpatine

    Batman v. Superman currently stands at 39%, and I highly doubt it’ll go above 50% given the reviews that’re already out.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I rewatched Man of Steel today and it’s okay. It’s a film I hated watching the theater because of the assault on my ears and eyes in the action scenes. But I appreciate that they tried to make the audience ask questions. It is well shot, visually it’s nice, the villain is pretty good, but that Jesus metaphor shit is still bad. Zimmer’s score is forgettable as fuck. Crowe is no Brando. A lot of people shouting=drama crap. The world building is nothing but easter eggs. And the ending. Zod being killed is a great idea and shows that Superman killing Zod helps him forge his character, and that works. What doesn’t work is that the ending fight with the world machine thing and the fight with Zod NEVER ENDS! At least it feels like it. According to my research former WB executive Jeff Robinov, who green lit Ghostbusters 2016, forced that ending to be added against Snyder and Christopher Nolan’s wishes. It felts studio forced to me. It wasn’t as loud and annoying as it was in the theater because I can mute it.
    6.5/10 It has giant dildos and some cool fights.

  • Like Icare

    Ha! You fool! Batman Beyond is great!

    No, really. It’s pretty darn good.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’m looking at the review scores and there are some positive reviews marked Rotten.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I’m sorry, buddy. I know you are one that was hoping for this one to be good.

  • Palpatine

    I never watched the show and I really liked Return of the Joker.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I am being paid by WB actually. Wait, I was not suppose to say that.

  • Palpatine

    That’s a pretty bad sign.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Maybe there that smear campaign has some truth to it. I forgot to add sixteen quotation marks around smear campaign.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    No, it’s ok. I feel bad for those that were expecting it to be good and are in for a letdown. I can sympathize with that. What I don’t care for are those that go “I’m gonna love it either way, because I have to.”

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I don’t trust Rotten Tomatoes UNTIL I see the film myself and even then RT is questionable. Arrow Season 3 has a 100 Percent on Rotten Tomatoes, higher than Daredevil Season 2. Might I add Arrow Season 3 fucking awful.

  • Palpatine

    I honestly could care less if you like it. I have my fair share of film’s others don’t like as well.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Zod’s terraforming ship kinda looks like a giant spider. Jon Peters is credited as an executive producer. Coincidence? I’ll let you decide. But the answer is no.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Kinda like how I kinda hate Batman Returns and kinda like Batman Forever

  • Palpatine

    Yes, that’s fine.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    If Greg Berlanti made the movie Zod wouldn’t show up until the third act and then makes Superman fight with him. #FuckArrow

  • RLMkeepitup

    is IMDB any better? The few reviews I read in the past on RT by so called critics were often no better than the ones by jo-blo on imdb.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Here’s the thing: don’t trust IMDB either. The Top 250 is extremely flawed.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    That’s reasonable.

    Besides, everyone knows the only thing that matters is if a movie gets a recommendation from Half in the Bag. RT is what you check while you wait for the new HitB to be posted.

  • Palpatine

    I have a feeling the HitB on Dawn of Justice won’t be much different than the RT score.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I noticed that. top lists are pretty hard though. hard enough to pick one favorite for me, let alone order them. its space cop all the way down..

  • Wizard Phoenix

    If Greg Berlanti made Batman v Superman, Superman would not be called Superman. He is called the Man instead. Batman is called The Bat and is introduced half way through the film and we don’t get his backstory until the third act. #FuckArrow

  • Captain_Prickhard

    This is what happens to your career after you lose to Jared Leto for Best Supporting Actor :
    “Barkhad Abdi — of Captain Phillips — plays a heroin smuggler whose single joke is his talent for stuffing his considerable stash up his bunghole.”
    http://www.vulture.com/2016/03/review-brothers-grimsbys-challenging-comedy.html

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Mike liked Ninja Turtles. I can’t trust anyone anymore.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He could’ve been the black Joker.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    “I wonder if that’s from the latest Sasha Baron Cohen movie *clicks link* Yep! There it is.”

  • Wizard Phoenix

    If Greg Berlanti made Borat: We would have flashbacks of Borat in America as he deals with his in his homeland. #FuckArrow

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I’m being totally honest/zero snark here. I’d be interested in knowing what you think of the movie after you watch it, so I’ll keep an eye for your comments.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    This has been going on since Laserblast, probably earlier and forever shall.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Oh thanks. I even gave Man of Steel a second chance. It’s not terrible but rather it’s okay. At least Superman wasn’t in Hong Kong. #FuckArrow

  • Wizard Phoenix

    There’s another Da Vinci Code movie coming out this year too……wwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhyyyyyy?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    “Two-and-a-half stars!” –Leonard Maltin

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I haven’t seen Laserblast so I can’t make fun of Arrow using it….regardless #FuckArrow

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    It’s cool, Disney’s been putting food (crumbs after Mickey has his first) on my table for months.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Even resident fanboy gushers IGN gave it a middling review. Yikes.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    IGN is the IGN of review sites. I don’t even know what that means.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    And Fanboy Gushers are a fruitsnack that should never exist.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Maybe we should send them to an island then they can get sent to Hong Kong. #FuckArrow.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I forgot to add The Da Vinci Code in my scale of painful bad. It’s so bad not even Greg Berlanti would touch it.

  • Captain_Prickhard
  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I like the part on Arrow where he’s Batman. So, you know, every part.

    Years of being an outspoken liberal champion, all ignored. And now’s the time for just the opposite.

    We need an episode where Ollie is on the US-Mexico border, shooting boxing glove arrows at people who are building the wall.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • bleurgh

    Thats a big ‘sometimes’.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Max is Kylo Ren + Jessie Eisenberg

  • Wizard Phoenix

    *part time

  • Fascinating

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I thought Fanboy Gushers was a sex move.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I always wanted to do this http://i.imgur.com/RRD7bHV.png

  • Snake Squeezer

    Work was long today. Drove home at mach 3. Passed a bunch of people illegally on a two lane road. One of them got pissed and started following me closely, until I came up to another car, and passed it, and then another car, and passed that. I keep telling myself not to do this anymore. I’m almost 40 and this behavior is infantile. Now I’m pissed at myself. I could almost cry. Why do I keep doing this?

  • Snake Squeezer

    Apologies.

  • A squirrel and a bomb? Too soon?

    http://i.imgur.com/pzbPNyC.gif

  • Michael Collins

    Played this game about a year ago when it was free, was fun for a few minutes, then meh!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    A bomb like Sad Grandpa? http://i.imgur.com/RRD7bHV.png

  • Better watch out I hear Zack Snyder is looking for more things to put up on the silverscreen.

  • As much as I hate comicbook movies (and comicbook dorks, yes I mean you Pokemon-d*ck) I’m curious to see where all this turdfest is heading. Implode Hollywood, implode.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Work leads to frustration, frustration leads to anger, anger leads to passing on the dark side.
    Just try to remember this feeling next time you feel the need for speed.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    They can’t beat Sad Grandpa. No body can http://i.imgur.com/RRD7bHV.png

  • Snake Squeezer

    passing on the dark side… nice.

  • Ever wondered if Rich Evans Plinkett charactarisation is based on Larry Flynt?

    https://youtu.be/yie3IIh0HiQ?t=24s

  • junkevil

    I asked myself the same thing on the way to work today and concluded that it’s the punk rock. The latest Bad Religion album, True North, reminds me of what it was like to be 15, when I was listening to kick ass Bad Religion albums. Also, those cunts are all on their cell phones and I’m ready to fucking go.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Or just listen to the Air Boss. When he says the pattern is full, the pattern is full, damnit.

  • Yes. This. Is. A. Great. Post. Thank. You. Toad.

  • #PrayForParisHilton #PrayForJeanClaudeVanDamme

  • The sound of desperation:
    “I already saw and is amazing 9/10

    If you support Batman v Superman, post this image with the words “I LOVED #batmanvsuperman” “the movie doesnt need jokes and camp” in twitter with the “@name” of one of the critics,.,..,”
    https://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3392/3926/original.jpg

  • Wow, this is completely missing the point. ;P

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    So sad.

  • He looks like a beached whale.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Hey, dumbasses, not everyone trusts Rotten Tomatoes. Two of the Prequels are fresh and Boyhood stood at 100 percent for a long time. Fanboys are stoopid stupid.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Well, I can’t until Batman News comes back! Regardless of what any of us think of the film when they show up it’s gonna great.

  • They’re slowly moving towards acceptance:
    “Okay, well I guess we should start making fun of our predicament before the Marvel zealots torture us.”

  • I guess it hurts to be a grampa.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I prefer DC to marvel characters… its just a shame their movies suck so much.

  • Hear, hear. The only superhero I can actually stand (nowadays) is Batman. Mainly due to his rouges gallery – the rest feels incredibly dumb, all powerful and indestructible.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    “Lucky I had my Anti-Superman Kryptonite Bat-Spray.”

  • WrongWithYourFace

    So you haven’t watched it? I too was hesitant because the concept sounded pretty dumb. But once you watch it for awhile, it actually has a lot of great stuff in it. Grumpy grampa Bruce and his relationship to the new Batman is a lot of fun.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Wait a sec, where’s Tapey gone off to?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    He was here an hour ago. Did Batman news kill him?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    He was? Where?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The Amazing world of Tapeworms.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    What? To quote Percy:
    “How many of these RLM-spinoff channels are there?”

  • -Do you bleed?
    -Nah, it’s been two weeks. I bought this. Guess which colour. It rhymes with baby.
    *high pitched swoshing sound*
    -What was that? Clark!…. Clark?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    3.141 recursive.

  • Sully

    DC has the better villains, but Marvel has all the heroes.

  • Sully

    37% on the ‘ol RT and counting…

  • tOmy`

    It must suck that the go-to positive youtube review people are desperately sharing is made by a Marvel fangirl.

    Bwahahahaaaa.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3392/5185/original.jpg

    Repost this to 9gag Tom. BN is really stepping up now!

  • tOmy`

    “Philosophical political drama”. Who do these guys think they are, me bullshiting my way around music reviews?!

  • Sully

    My question is this: Will future DC movies (and I’m sure there will still be at least a few) all be directed by Zack Snyder, and if not, will they be forced to emulate his style? It could be visually jarring going from Dawn of Justice to an Aquaman film that looks more grounded or colorful.
    Marvel has done a great job of having its movies look and feel different, but never so different that you couldn’t believe they all belonged in the same cinematic universe. The bleed over of specific characters from film-to-film also helped (Fury, Coulson, etc.)

  • tOmy`

    The question is whole future of DC flopchise. WB shoved so much money into this particular project they basically need return on their investment in the form of GDP of a 3rd world country. I read couple of articles explaining how WB / DC went all-in on this one, so it better not suck.

    Ha. Hahahaha.

    As for the Snyder’s visual snyderome, it is quite clear that his approach murders babies. And also flops movies. I bet he he is gonna get sacked (he already talked about making them historical movies through 300 lenses anyway) and WB will bet on a different approach. As in: Whoever makes Suicide Squad work.

  • tOmy`

    “Same here, currently chillin in China and everywhere I go all I see is people very excited about the film.”

    So I guess it worked! Thank god for communism, the only true supporter of capitalistic superhero, empowered woman and hero who stands for American values.

  • Like Icare

    Wall to wall Margot Robbie then?

  • Sully

    Yeah, I’d be surprised if Snyder is involved in future DC films.
    What I’m wondering though, is what’s DC’s answer to Snyder’s visuals in their already established DCCU? Are they gonna try and retcon the whole thing through Affleck’s standalone Batman movie? At this point he’s the best Director they’ve got.

  • Sully

    I’ll allow it.

  • Sully

    DC has paid China to block all negative news of BvS from social media and search engines.

  • tOmy`

    Well, as people from Batmannews suggested, Millar [sic] and Iňaritu [sic] will be on the case, because DC fans will write twitter tweets or something. Something about investment.

    I am not sure they know how anything works, but hey, they seem to worked it out already.

    But to be honest, even Suicide Squad trailer looks rather… same-y, as the Snyder portion. I don’t think they will struggle with visual style, but they will most likely polish the depression of these movies. Or, you know, that “philosophical political drama” of it.

  • Sully

    Short of Margot Robbie’s… er… shorts, I having seen anything of Suicide Squad that’s grabbed my attention.

  • tOmy`

    Really? I am actually looking forward to it since the very first trailer. I think it looks fantastic, but that most likely won’t reflect the final quality.

    Anyway, even people I know who don’t give a shit about DC or superhero stuff got suddenly interested (also known as Bohemia Rhapsody effect), so I assume it will draw bigger portion of general audience than Yawn of Justice.

  • Like Icare

    Now, now… Superman gave up all that “American stuff” years ago.
    And communism is knee deep in empowering of women.
    Sure, it often means they simply get the same shovel as men but hey – it got women into factories and into SPAAAAACE faster than capitalism.

    Also… China is far from both communism “as seen from USA” and communism “as seen on Star Trek”.
    Batman would be right at home there. Remember that time he jumped over there to get that Chinese guy?

    Speaking of which… Remember this unsubstantiated by fuck-all theory?
    https://www.reddit.com/r/batman/comments/y5cjd/just_read_that_mr_lau_from_the_dark_knight_may/

  • Michael Collins

    So I finished Daredevil last night, and now I’m sad!

    Next up, Indiana Jones and the DCCU…

  • Sully

    What happened to making it last a while, so I’ll have something to watch?

  • tOmy`

    “Batman v Superman: The first reactions are in and they’re very positive”

    Never change, Independent.

  • Nomen est omen.

  • tOmy`
  • Sully
  • dollar store cashier wife

    yeah but ur a fanboi

  • Michael Collins

    Is that already showing?

  • tOmy`

    Looks fun. Who gives a shit who is Enchantress. Most likely one of the very few movies I will see in the cinema this year. Like in a proper cinema.

  • Michael Collins

    You think I binged it too quickly?

  • tOmy`

    Not yet. The other big project (Vinyl) is currently on, but… well, let’s face it, it’s not exactly up to HBO standards. It’s fun, but feels kinda pointless. (I actually stopped watching to binge DD1 and DD2; currently on EP7 of S2).

    GoT and Veep start soon, so that might be some saving grace for HBO, however I am starting to doubt them.

  • Michael Collins

    Vinyl never caught my eye, and I’m a record collector, only acid and techno tho.
    Gave up on GoT around the same point I gave up on the books, about the end of season 3, realised I didn’t give a fuck about any of em.

    The Americans is about to start season 4, that’s not a bad show, and haven’t really heard much about Veep..

  • Sully

    You lasted longer than I. I’ll give you that.

  • Michael Collins

    It was worth the restraint..

  • tOmy`

    I heard Americans are pretty awesome, on my list as of now.

    Vinyl is just onfocused; rather than doing the classic “batshit way to do a batshit story” of many cultish music movies, they try to tackle so much it feels… all over the place.

    Veep is superb, I strongly recommend it (each season is like 10 episodes of 30 minutes). If you like political satire, it is definitely worth a try – it borrows a lot from The Thick of It and In The Loop (including actors, writers etc.) The 4th season absolutely killed it, haven’t laugh that hard in ages.

    GoT… well. I think this season will be the dealbreaker for me. They finally give up on the original material, so now it is either the time to shine or fuck off.

    Generally talking about HBO, we laughed about it here a bit, but the last 3 big news items about their production were:

    “GoT will feature less drastic moments due to internet outrage.”
    “Extras on Westworld to sign a contract about geintals-on-genitals touching on camera.”
    “HBO not sure what to do with True Detective either.”
    Doesn’t fill one with much of a confidence, if you ask me.

  • Michael Collins

    OK, you sold Veep, and it’s already got 3 seasons done?
    I’m saved!

  • Earth

    Did appearing on RLM make Max Landis famous? I swear he’s been popping up everywhere since he was on Best of the Worst.

  • Earth

    Maybe it’s because Snyder can’t direct humans.

  • Whenever those guys show up, it kills my suspension of disbelief.

  • Spoiled Ants
  • Sully
  • Remember this comedy gem? Simpler times when we didn’t have so much terrorism. Looking at you JJ, DC, Marvel, Snyder. Tim Miller, Justin Lin, Anthony Russo, Bryan Singer and Hitler himself: Rupert Sanders. Who knew there would be so much sh*t on the screen in 2016, 2017, 2018 and so on and so on and so on…. anyway lets have a fun laugh to what movies have actually become.

    https://youtu.be/VyG5axoTtlc?t=53s

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    “Angry and Sad: The dawn of Post Review Depression.”

  • tOmy`
  • Palpatine
  • Sully

    Are they about to finger bang Wonder Woman while Supes and Bats are crying over the ratings? What’s happening in this image?

  • tOmy`

    This movie is having a hard time beating any F&F franchise movie. Even the shitty ones.

  • tOmy`

    “You nailed it.”

    I am too lazy to do anything with MS pai- No, you know what? It is open for interpretation. It is art.

  • Sully

    Thor: The Dark World has a 26% higher rating, and it’s (arguably) Marvel’s worst MCU entry.

  • IS IT FUN?? They just don’t get it do they at Batfleck news… it reads joyless or soulless

  • tOmy`

    They have a hard time grasping the concept of “entertainment” over “comedy”. I tried to explain it, but then I decided to do something more productive and shoved a cactus up my anus.

  • Palpatine

    Do you love the F&F films as guilty pleasures or sonething? I’m not bashing you for loving them, I’m just curious.

  • Oh you to? Really unpleasent. Much more enjoyable when the wife does it.

  • So cool story bro ya dawg innit? YAW! That’s the new bat talk over at batnews dat cooom!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    We should not push it too much. they have no Irony. The will come here to steel the secret of our Irony.

  • tOmy`

    It’s a combination of couple of factors:

    1) I saw the first ones early on
    2) Guilty pleasure
    3) Comedy gold
    4) They never seem to not entertain me
    5) They don’t lie to me
    6) The bafflement of the fact that it is still somehow getting better and better
    7) The self-awareness

    I always go into them with moderate expectations and they always make me not regret a single moment spent watching them. I saw Furious 7 three times already and I always have blast watching it. You can make fun of its incompetency, be shocked at occasional competency, break-it down, laugh, applaud for retarded shit…

    It just works for me.

  • Sully
  • Let them come and we have bro enema innit for shaur!

  • Sully
  • Michael Collins

    Indiana Jones and the Rotten Tomatoes..

    Sounds like a win

  • Palpatine

    I totally get where you’re coming from.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Those critics simply don’t understand deep storytelling!

    #we just fly baby!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    You should post that on the bat freaks page. they would… well they wouldn’t get it but… shits and giggles?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    tbh RT is pretty shit.

  • Sully

    Agreed, but the score comparison between two films on the same site is interesting.

  • bra slap dat mouf up wit my *bleeep*. ooh oh naw no man got caried away sry m8

  • Palpatine

    Who cares what some scoring system says. What matters are your personal thoughts on it.

    #NoSarcasam

  • Now that’s a jumpscare!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    We are so going to get banned. Race?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    too late 4 that. you should check what I posted there last night…

  • bleurgh

    Please please please let Affleck do a completely different kind of batman movie. The graphic novels are completely art styles. I don’t see why the movies need to be the same.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    http://i.imgur.com/RZRkr2D.png

    oh yeah that happens to me often. Friends and family offering condolences because a movie got reviewed badly…WAIT WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?

  • Well as much as I love Hulkamania I get the batman worshippers over at batcavemayor.com.

  • Sully

    That’s right, Jay butt face!

  • tOmy`

    Yea, I already sent my condolences to my two friends via Facebook.

    I copy-pasted the metacritic link to their wall with a caption: “Bwahahahahahaha! Bravo Snyder.”

    But no, seriously, that is fucking scary.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s like a religion.

  • Serious buseness guy! But this is not Star Wars. Or Avatar… remember people being depressed by not being Navi.

  • Sully

    It’s like he experienced a loss in the family. It’s sad for him, but, also, beyond the limits of my empathy to give a shit.

  • tOmy`

    I remember my own Star Wars depression. It was called TFA and it took like 2 hours.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Empathy? Who are you ships councillor Foxxy Troi?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Didnt they kill themselves?

  • Sully

    I wish I had a pair like that. I’d never touch a keyboard again!

  • YES! Blue faces and all.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Meanwhile, in Brussels.

  • Beer took care of the JJ blues for me. We still have the awesome prequels.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    good.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Warner Bros. dripfeeding that whole “It’s too smart” crap to the press in a feeble effort to change the narrative is looking dumber by the second.

    At this point they’re basically challenging people into seeing the film. “CAN YOU WITHSTAND 2 1/2 HOURS OF BRAIN GAMES!?!?!”

    Meanwhile, this was what passed for “Smart” in the last film: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhcZ3vZCIAAe1Mt.png

  • Hoodlums reading Socrates and Plato again. Never ends well.

  • Sully

    Yes, I can survive it, WB. I’ve been reading fan forums all day.
    I CAN SURVIVE ANYTHING!! INDIANA JONES IN A FRIDGE?
    MOTHERFUCKER, I SWIM IN LAVA TO COOL OFF, MOTHERFUCKER!!

  • Nah. I want to be “””nice”””

  • tOmy`

    I think DC should get Nolan back. Honestly.

    Superhero movies might be his hidden strength. They can’t do the whole over-complicated but ultimately pointless and retarded philosophy schtick, which usually tanks his movies faster than a panzerfaust, yet they allow for his childish fights with some neat visuals to stand out.

    I guess what I am saying is: They both allow him to do what he wants, yet they restrict him from going over-board with massive ideas, so it doesn’t come off as pretentious.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    But Lex Luthor is smart, philosophical and profound because he can quote Frederich Nietzsche.

  • Sully
  • Sully

    It really is like shooting Aquaman fish in a barrel.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Not gonna happen. The success of TDK basically gave him a free check in hollywood. He’s doing his passion projects now like Inception or Interstellar which ironically enough are nowhere near as good as TDK.

  • You lovable scamp. Most are decent tou.

  • Sully

    Huehuehue…

  • It’s……… well………….. I love RLM

    “If you go with retardation. Make it good retardation”

    -RLM Comment Board Policy

  • tOmy`

    BTW: Huehuehue is like a retarded laugh, possibly started by 9GAG.

    Now the banker gods, tho, that is something I need to get to the bottom of.

  • tOmy`

    “It’s been a few years since we heard anything from Dirk Gently, the latest effort to turn Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy author Douglas Adams’ second-best-known sci-fi comedy series into successful TV. Now, Deadline is reporting that the BBC America show—written by intermittently tolerable Hollywood wunderkind Max Landis—has hired Elijah Wood to star. ”

    Well…………………….

  • Sully

    But nobody laughs like that. Nobody.

  • Domo
  • dollar store cashier wife

    I think this is way more interesting. I posted this before on HiTB for ‘Me Him Her’ with zero replies BTW:

    http://deadline.com/2016/03/netflix-bright-will-smith-90-million-deal-david-ayer-joel-edgerton-max-landis-1201721574/

    Is he still gonna cry and pretend he’s an underdog?

  • Domo

    He might, considering on Ayer’s Wikipedia page, he completely re-wrote the script.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I feel like I hear this f*cker’s name every single day.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    smart man!…uhm I mean that bastard!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    If it were up to me, I’d wish WB to grab a DC fanboy and let him do the movie he wants. Have a test or something the director must answer to prove the guys has read at least some comics when he was a kid (reading Watchmen and Dark Knight Returns in college isn’t enough). WB keeps hiring these directors that proudly state they never read comics, it worked twice (Burton and Nolan), but it has failed every other time.

  • Ink’s not cheap, kid, the man runs a business.

  • I’m sure he will make excuses to be a normal down to earth “hiu-maan”. But the narsissistic side will totally get him and he’ll go full Charles Keating.

  • Poppers ain’t gonna buy themselves.

  • tOmy`

    … to the ground.

  • Sully

    Like I said…. “nobody.” NOW YOU GET OUTTA HERE, DOMO! YOU’RE MAKING ME LOOK BAD!!
    Also… I love you. That was genuinely fucked up.

  • There’s a clip of that guy saving a really shitty sketch on YouTube by volunteering to be a part of it.

  • tOmy`

    Stop bad mouthing Max Landis!!!!!

    I will just patiently wait till he ruins a book I love and then we can go this route, mkay?!

  • So can I but that doesn’t make me smart. My penis clothes do.

  • STOP THE INTERNETBULLYING!

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    He is an easier target than Snyder at this point.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Watching those featurettes for Man of Steel where Snyder and his wife kept mentioning how Superman was so lame, and they had to fix him for modern audiences, making the whole Poochie spiel… that’s not how you promote a superhero movie.

    I don’t remember Branagh saying Thor was lame (even if he admitted he wasn’t familiar with the comics), on the contrary, he said he was surprised by the Shakespearean family drama in the comics. Call it bullshit, call it hyperbolic nonsense, call it spinning things to you favor. Absolutely. But that’s how you promote a movie. Advertise your product in a good light.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    you weren’t here yesterday were you?

  • tOmy`

    Well, his hair is definitely more visible in the fore-

    No! Bad tOmy! You love Max. Wait till the movie gives you a reason.

  • ONLY IF YOU STAHP BOMBING EUROPE WITH UR ISIS FRIENDS!

  • tOmy`

    TELL YOUR MUSLIM FRIENDS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT ISIS!

  • It’s only 2 small ones. Geesh. Remember 9/11 breauh? huehiehuehu..

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    YOU MEAN OBAMA?!

  • tOmy`

    Generally speaking, any advertisement is better than what WB went with:

    “Warner is a little bit worried. This movie is starting to scare them. They’re showing it to people now, people are actually laying eyes on the film, and the response has not been exactly what they wanted.”

    I mean come on, what is this, business amateur hour?

  • barack HUSSEIN AL-QAEDA obama

  • TELL YOUR CHRISTIAN FRIENDS TO DO SOMETHING BOUT PEDERFILES!

  • tOmy`

    “… this is more of an outstanding independent drama with awesome CGI, like “Training Day with CGI”.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    BARACK HEZBOLLAH ADVANCED IDEA MECHANICS OBAMA.

  • tOmy`

    I ALREADY DELETED ALL THE PEDER FILES FROM MY COMPU-

    Oh, shit, oh shit, oh shit

  • Allah Admiral Ackbar! https://youtu.be/9hJ_KlVUMDU

  • Don’t panic, I still got your backups!

  • What?

  • Domo

    If I may ask, because I don’t want to wade too deep into the internet today, are there people on Batman news or other sites that are legitimately happy about having a Wonder Woman on the big screen? Or is it all “Batman and Superman fight! Fuck yeah!”

  • tOmy`

    Somebody who seen Down Snyderome. (HAHHAHAHAHAAAAAA)

    Also, this:

    “but if I had to nitpick, went just a little too far in a few small places.” Omnious.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    She was the only reason I had a modicum of interest in even seeing the film.

  • tOmy`

    No, it’s just hating critics, Marvel for paying off critics and so on. A lot of people who genuinely love it still haven’t genuinely seen it.

    I kinda hope that Wonder Woman will be the redeeming quality there, but it doesn’t look like it. Even critics don’t mention her much.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    yes people on BN praise her. but then again they also compare the film with Blade Runner,Citizen Kane,Schindler’s List and Ernest Hemingway. So take it with a tiny itsy bitsy pinch of salt.

  • tOmy`

    Sorry for typos, edited.

  • Domo

    i read yesterday that although she’s great in the film, her scenes can be taken out of the film and it wouldn’t have any effect on the plot. Which made me sad, but also makes me worry about internet outrage about how she’s portrayed or whatnot on the big screen.

  • She’s the new feminist icon, you sexist chauvi! FURISOA WAS A LIE!

  • tOmy`

    I haven’t seen many comments there about WW. Man, I have to stop paying more attention.

  • To far in some pl….. Where have I heard that before?

    https://youtu.be/bbtnUoHJ9Qk?t=2s

  • Hank_Henshaw

    From what I’ve read Wonder Woman is one of the movie’s highlights. How much of that is it that it’s Wonder Woman, or because of Gal Gadot, is unclear.

  • We got a random Jorgé! To battlestations!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s good that I wasn’t drinking or eating when I read that.

  • Domo

    That’s good. I was worried Snyder would do his version of female empowerment on her, and it sounds like that’s not the case.

  • Someguy from “BS” oh sorry “BN”, thought she was awesome but also she had to little screentime.

  • Sully

    Apparently, even if they didn’t give a fuck before, Wonder Woman steals the movie in her little 10-15 minute role.
    Most are now saying they’re more interested in the upcoming WW movie than a Justice League picture.

  • Domo

    Thank you to all who replied! Here’s my way of saying thank you!

    http://i.imgur.com/xLeLWr9.jpg

  • Hank_Henshaw

    It’d be weird if Wonder Woman was a stripper here. That’s what you mean by “his version of female empowerment”, right?

  • Domo

    Or something like doing a sexual dance with Batman to draw him into a trance. Or flirt heavily with Darkseid before bashing his face in with her shield.

  • tOmy`

    You look great!

  • What are you looking at?
    -Nothing
    I saw you
    -It was a gurl that posted a picture as a way of saying thank you
    Thank you for what? *bleep* *bleep*
    -No, calm down
    What? Who is that*bleep* I’ll claw her*bleep* *bleep*

    …………..*whimper*

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Domo

    Sorry, I was being inconsiderate! Here’s one for your wife! Please don’t fight!

    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/02/10/01/310A79A900000578-0-image-a-191_1455067661464.jpg

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I’m reading people explain how Batman refers to Superman as a “friend”, after what happens in the movie, and it reminded me of the Plinkett review where old Kenobi is talking about how Anakin was “a good friend” intercut with moments from the prequels.

  • Domo

    Thanks! Poledancing at a Batman V. Superman movie premiere is exhausting.

  • Sully

    Dam, gurl. Is dat rlly u? 4 reel?

  • tOmy`

    He sure has one rocking body, tho.

  • Domo

    Yes. I randomly show up to BvS premieres to steal Gal Gadot’s thunder.

  • Sully

    It worked for Star Trek Into Dorkness, so…

  • I would also accept as reference the “woomp woomp” sound, pictures of Hitler and a short clip of the man who gets his face melted of in Indiana Jones.

  • tOmy`

    “Do you bleed? You will.”
    “And he crashed into me with his car was a good friend.”

  • Domo

    He’s 6’2″ and perfectly proportioned. It’s hard not to have a decent body at that height.

  • tOmy`

    It’s easy to please you.

  • tOmy`

    Still, I am sure them abs don’t grow on trees.

    Uhm… well… can we go back to drooling over a woman for a change?

  • Sully

    Do you do birthdays, or…”

  • Nope. Still yelling and throwing around stuff in the kitchen. Luckily shes tied to the stow. You know, for good work ethics.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    hold on hold on is this Sucker Punch 2? Sounds like you’re being empowered!

  • Domo

    Sure! Here’s Amy Adams wearing a sweater in the shower. Wonder Woman doesn’t deserve all the fun.

    http://i.imgur.com/qu5k22h.jpg

  • dollar store cashier wife

    JJ’s movies are paced like videogames. You don’t have time to think just how stupid every single frame is.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    http://i.imgur.com/Ejm6JWS.png

    #fanbase in a nutshell

    #buuuuuuutt MOOOOMMM it’s deep storytelling!

  • What movies should one watch? Thinking stuff available on BR or GooglePlay. Recommends?

  • Domo

    I saw an animated gif the other day of two guys punching each other in the street, shaking hands, then walking back into their car while waiting at a stop sign.

    I can completely see Batman and Superman bro-ing it up after trying to kill each other.

  • tOmy`

    Hey, here is counter challenge: Flag all Henrique’s posts on Facebook as “hate mongering” and the one who gives the final flag resulting in Facebook blocking his account for 72 hours can have two ice creams tonight.

  • A grande disputa! Sounds so Mexican Pro Wrestling.

  • tOmy`

    I am pretty sure that happened in Never Back Down.

  • =O Let the hate flow through you

  • tOmy`

    I do it to Coldplay fanpage on regular basis. Sometimes I change it to “hateful propaganda”.

    #TrueStory

  • Domo

    Screen junkies is doing the same thing, but using view counts as a measure of who’s more popular and determining the next video.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Man of Steel.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    *Portuguese. Spanish would be “La Gran Disputa”, even if they most likely use the words “batalla” or “pelea” over “disputa”

  • Domo

    Probably Step Up: Revolution also.

    Time for a cross-over.

  • tOmy`

    “Never Back Down, Never Step Up: The Limbo”

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Why even bother? Batman will win. The last time Superman was competitive against Batman popularity-wise was in the mid-80s.

  • Domo

    But now he’s not wearing underwear on the outside. His favorability should be off the charts.

  • tOmy`

    Okay, this was fun and all, but I have to go now for a while. There is a Gwen Stefani album for me to listen to and give you another dose of long-awaited reviews!

    Keep the it going, tho, I haven’t had laugh this good in weeks.

  • Whoawh! Hi my name is Mike Stoklasa you might remember me as the director of “I’m gonna make wine out of your testicles” and also from “BotW: Round Table Discussion of the Star Wars Holiday Special” and I got news…. you can win BIG at the annual premiere of the trailer for “Space Cop 2: Now even more expensive BR”. Just send us an e-mail and you enter our contest where three lucky people win a Half in the Bag bottle opener. Value 18 cents………….

  • Its awesome…. WHAT?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    If you are in the mood for more DC goodness from our friends at Warner Bros. check out Jonah Hex.

  • Oh… I knew that… *whimper*

  • I really really hate comicbook stuff. But nice try.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I’m trying to make a joke about how this is fine because videogames are not supposed to have a story, this is a Pre-Rec comment section after all, but I can’t quite piece it together.

  • tOmy`

    Seen Man from UNCLE yet?

  • Domo

    Hey! That Gwen Stefani review is not gonna write itself!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Now, that’s just silly. That’s like saying I really hate books. Or I really hate music.

  • Oh my gord…

  • Domo

    I think he’s just sad because they haven’t made a Boss Nass comic book movie.

    They will someday. I’m sure of it.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Nah.

  • Hnnnnggg….

  • Palpatine
  • Sully

    What’s the highest it’s been?

  • Palpatine

    41%. So far.

  • Sully

    That’s a helluva cap.

  • Palpatine

    I’m not on Team Cap, I’m on Team Stark! Wait, what?

  • I’m pretty torn about this one.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I read a review that says Superman is basically the sum of everyone talking about him. He has no opinions, thoughts, or plight of his own, and is lost in moral ambiguity.

    I guess that’s to be expected when your mother says “Save the world, Clark! Or don’t! I mean I don’t really give a shit!”

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Boss Nassty, written and illustrated by Rob Liefeld. Coming 2016.

  • Joe Syxpac

    I started hating him for that alone.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’m certain it will not be as bad as the Ang Lee Hulk film. That is an example of something too high on Rotten Tomatoes

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He’s seeing it in a CineMark theater. Now that’s sad.

  • Sully

    Say what you will, but that film actually IS as complex as fans are saying Batman v. Superman is.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Complex in it’s badness?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    For Batman I’ve slowly come to terms with that, but it just simply doesn’t fit Superman.

  • Tapeworm

    BAM! POW! SMACK! KISS! KISS! RUB! PENETRATE!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Fanfiction, everyone.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Rotten Tomatoes is dead on with certain movies http://i.imgur.com/7Dce1W7.png

  • Wizard Phoenix

    YOU WWWWWWWWIIIIIILLLLIIIIIILLLLLL
    -Rich Evans

  • OMNI

    I know I’m probably stepping out of line, but to talk about Super Hot for a second.
    Super Hot looks awful and I don’t think I’ve encountered a game that looks so uninteresting and that I have -100.00 interest in. I think that is why I don’t like Pre Rec, Rich and Jack talk about the least interesting games ever made.
    Also I have 0 interest in the Batman vs Superman movie.
    What a boring Blizzardy day in Colorado.

  • OMNI

    Ang Lees HULK has watchability and I thought it handled the (original) origin perfectly, aside from the weird murder thing.
    The Hulk with Ed Norton was way worse I’m my opinion.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Ang Lee’s Hulk is like if Richard Linklater made a superhero movie.

  • OMNI

    …or if Ang Lee made a Monster/Superhero movie.
    The HULK has always skirted the lines of monster/superhero, like Quasimodo and Frankenstein meets Sasquatch.
    The Grey HULK is more of a science fiction Superhero with his intellect and all..

  • OMNI

    Start Rip-ing it up!

  • It’s Wednesday. I hope we don’t have to wait till next Tuesday for the BvS review.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Don’t kid yourself. It’ll be the Tuesday after next.

  • OMNI

    Hey Super-Rip-Bat-Torn-Man

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He thinks banks are his house.

  • I hope they rip it a new one!

  • Tapeworm

    I really enjoyed the free version. The basic gameplay loop is just damn satisfying

  • OMNI

    I think it’s ridiculous that someone took 3 pages of a comic and tried to start an entire franchise of the DC universe with it.
    I’ve said this before, take “Kingdom Come” and make it into one of the most badass comic movies ever…
    Life is so frustrating sometimes.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Hey, let’s talk about Rip Torn!

  • OMNI

    I just cant see it. I’m just a codgerly old fart whos stuck in my backwards ways.

  • OMNI

    He was awesome in Man Whom Fell to Earth.
    He was the best Maax evar!

  • Tapeworm

    No doubt about that

  • OMNI

    So many Puns today! I love Puns…and money.

  • Tapeworm

    I’m hollaback girl?

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    It really is amazing how that wonderful story is all but ignored when it comes to these films.

  • OMNI

    Are you sure your not Torn about this one

  • WrongWithYourFace

    But it’s not just any Wednesday. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia9PLzX1RUM

    It’ll come out next week. I’m sure they’re not in a hurry to get their hand son ti.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    When Batman and Superman fight in the comics the reason they have to fight doesn’t make any sense. Like Dark Knight Returns, it’s an awesome moment but the reason for them fighting makes no sense.

  • Tapeworm

    Try it then, the free one is like 20 mins max

  • OMNI

    I totally agree

  • OMNI

    Something new aye…Possibly…

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Now, back to Rip Torn.

  • OMNI

    That shit is B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!

  • Tapeworm

    And don’t knock old farts. There’s bound to be a fetish for that.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Why?

  • Palpatine

    It’s a comic book, it’s not supposed to make sense.

  • OMNI

    Because it works in comics when you have a superhero fight, and it usually is only a couple of pages

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Superman would never follow the government and be a pawn. If you know anything about Superman you know that wouldn’t happen.

  • Palpatine

    And not in a two-and-a-half hour film.

  • OMNI

    Bill Laurance is awesome

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That’s why we have The Dawn of Justice. So it’s just half of it, hopefully.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Apparently a dvd quality leak of TFA has appeared.

  • Tapeworm

    Why is that a story everywhere?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    More accurate Rotten Tomatoes scores http://i.imgur.com/T8YxGdQ.png

  • Snake Squeezer

    Why is my hometown in parentheses?

  • Snake Squeezer

    huh?

  • OMNI

    This is the frustrating thing about this movie kicking off a long partnership with Batman and the other Heroes. The conflict is supposed to come after years of Superhero bonding and situations.
    If you haven’t read Kingdom Come I suggest it. It handles Bruce Wayne and Kal-Els relationship and conflict perfectly

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    The Dark Knight Returns is a perpetually overrated book that has had wayyyyyy too much influence over Batman at large (both in print and film), but within the context of that story I guess it’s fine. I always thought the fight was a little lame, personally. Felt like a footnote on the rest of the story.

    But context matters there. Miller was deconstructing Batman and Superman at a time where it made sense to do so. There was a reason for him telling that story.

    A reason that Snyder really doesn’t seem to understand at all. Building an entire cinematic universe out of a deconstructionist take on Batman and Superman seems to have much more to do with fan service and less to do with substance.

  • Snake Squeezer

    BvSM porn spinoff: “Do you take it up the ass?… You willllllllllllllll…”

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Yes. With a brand new album that I just found out about this week, which I have yet to listen to.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Kingdom Come is okay. Mark Waid is just an okay writer.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    YOU WWWWWWWWWIIIIILLLLLIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL
    -Rich Evans

  • Tapeworm

    I saw news sites reporting that for some reason. Nerd news sites.

  • Palpatine

    That’ll be out in like two weeks.

  • OMNI

    I think its some of the best comic writing I’ve read, and I’ve read a shit-load.
    I feel the same way about God Loves, Man kills.
    I guess I’m more of a mini-series graphic novel person

  • Snake Squeezer

    Hmmmm. Well it is, what, 12 days early? Wonder how it got leaked with Disney’s vice grip security. Lucas?… LUCAAAASSSSS?!!!!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Frank Miller is a crazy man.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Oh, from what I saw, they are both already out.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s no Watchmen.

  • Palpatine

    Both?

  • OMNI

    Still Supe getting blasted by a Nuke is comic book gold

  • Snake Squeezer

    Well, when you have rough anal sex in between throwing each other all over the city, I think it’s safe to assume you don’t care if anyone knows your sexual preferences.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    To be clear, I don’t hate the story or anything. There are parts I quite like. I think it was a book the comics world needed at the time.

    But for it to have had so much sway over the direction of comics since is unfortunate.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What are Superman’s farts like? Could they cause hurricanes?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    The fight is awesome in the animated version. I actually prefer that over the comicbook. Miller’s art just doesn’t do it for me. It comes off as sloppy and lazy.

  • Tapeworm

    As someone who very much likes comicbooks, comicbook fans can fuck off. OK Domo and Otter are cool, but I’m drawing the line there.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • WrongWithYourFace

    Will you at least show me the door? :,(

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Well, feck yez too!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Me too.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    fuckthat.

  • Tapeworm

    (Unzips) sure, come in

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Tell me, do you suck? You will. You wwwwwwwiiiiiiillllllliiiiiilllllllll

  • Sully

    EAT A DICK, HONKY!!

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Wizard Phoenix

    I have no idea what the fuck this guy is talking about.

  • Sully

    Where did you think hurricanes came from?

  • Sully

    Isn’t that the “huehuehue” guy?

  • Tapeworm

    Hey hey, I’m black and white.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    F*ck double shots, that guy is doing an ice luge worth of that Hollywood Sucker Juice.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    We have invaded Batman News people. Prepare for incoming fanboys!

  • OMNI

    That is true, I always went for the Independent books first. I like Frank Miller somewhat but The Dark Knight is a classic

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    *Manning all battle stations*

    *Closing all doors*

    *Extending all flaps and drag fins.”

  • OMNI

    Absolutely

  • OMNI

    It is. It’s the same with Richard Corben.

  • Snake Squeezer
  • dollar store cashier wife

    since yesterday actually.

  • Sully

    Shots FIRRRREEEDDD!!!!

  • tOmy`

    I didn’t read the fine print saying that there is 18 songs of it.

  • Sully

    Hobbit I don’t.

  • Domo

    You’re the best troll pilot in the galaxy.

  • tOmy`

    Expectations so high they are next to Douglas Adams.

    And now I feel sad. Fuck.

  • tOmy`

    He used to bullseye nerds before it was cool.

    Or needed.

  • Sully

    Is that a ninky or a honger?

  • Snake Squeezer

    Did you see the bit at the bottom about Bright and Will Smith? Feel sadder, lol.

  • Tapeworm

    I feel a salmon of doubt about that project

  • OMNI

    I don’t now if Max can handle the scope of that project.
    This will bring a lot of criticism out of the woodwork.
    He’ll have to be on suicide watch.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Batman News people can’t take a joke.

  • OMNI

    Fucking off…now…

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    THEY DIDN’T DO KILLER CROC RIGHT.

  • Tapeworm

    Keep me posted!

  • tOmy`

    After Hitchhiker movie, the list of names on suicide watch increased rather drastically.

    I guess you could say they panicked a bit.

  • OMNI

    When i’m done, I will give sit-reps

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “…are you really trying to post RT photoshops to prove your point?”

  • tOmy`

    Does screaming at Constantine show for 13 hours in row count as a fandom?

  • OMNI

    I never saw it. Is it good at all?

  • Tapeworm

    You’re too cool for comicbooks, we all know that. You stream.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    They are a sensitive lot, eh?

    A sad day in history, really. Their $400m film made by people who don’t give a shit about what they like is not all they dreamed it would be.

  • IStealthierI

    You’re talking like the box office numbers are already in. Once they’re in, then, ask the question.
    As for me, Zack S. is one of my favored directors out there. I’m sure there are many who likes his second-to-none action sequences. There is a reason why they kept Snyder for BvS after the epic Man of Steel. You can bet they’ll keep him on board for future DCeU films. You might not like it, it doesn’t mean everything has to change for you. It’s, like, with me, Iron Man 2, Iron Man 3, Thor, Thor 2, Ant-Man and GotG are all, to me, average, corny, “whateves” films… No real sustenance nor actual depth. Just meh. However, for you, you might like that stuff- it might be your thing. It’s the same with Man of Steel and BvS, and Zack. That’s what I like. That’s my thing.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    On a visual level it is at least.

  • Tapeworm

    Nope, not really. It’s way too goofy. The text game is great.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    you don’t say.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Neil Breen as Batman would be amazing to see.

  • Tapeworm

    They flock behind a preconceived opinion and put everyone who thinks otherwise into a very narrow unrealistic category they can easily hate. In the 30s and 40s in Germany, there was a similar sort of people. That’s right, I’m saying Batman News people are basically jews.

  • Palpatine

    Sorry, but I think I’m gonna this one out.

  • Sully

    Michael Bay brings in the dollars, too, but ask any film fan how excited they are when they hear a new Transformers movie is on the way with his name attached and compare it to prospects that he might not be attached to the new Transformers films and see their reactions.
    Snyder’s weak sauce. He’s a one note hack surviving on the blood and sweat of others’ hard earned success.

  • Domo

    I thought you were going to say the Amish.

    Bunch of jerks.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The Amish fight Vampires. Did you know that?

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I would love to see Neil Breen as the Sentry.

  • tOmy`

    So what does AV Club say about Yawn of Justice?

    -“To quote some guy on Twitter, my favorite sage of our times:
    “Studios keep giving Zack Snyder money in the vain hopes that lightning will strike once.””

    -“Marvel: It’s over DC, I have the high ground!
    DC: You underestimate my power!
    Marvel: Don’t try it.
    DC: *leaps*
    Marvel: *releases Civil War*”
    – “DC can’t even leap over season 2 of Daredevil.”

    “Zack Snyder has the keys to the whole damn DCCU and he just crashed the car into a fuckin Sears at the first turn”

  • Palpatine

    The second one is too funny.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    That last one broke me.

  • tOmy`

    AVC comment sections are always glorious, especially when it comes to bad reviews or hate-watching of TV shows.

    They really perfected the craft of shitting on anything pop-culture.

  • IStealthierI

    Isn’t that contradictory?
    You’re acting like everyone’s practically gonna say MB’s transformers movies are garbage yet he “brings in the dollars.” How can everyone say they’re garbage and him still “bring in the dollars?” Doesn’t the go against what you’re saying? I haven’t seen the Transformers movies because I find no interest in those gigantic-robots. Not really my thing.

    Lol. It seems what you have with Zack is personal with that talk.

  • Like Icare

    Fight or repel?

  • Now I Get It

    You may. You might not like the answer.

    I remember it all, all that waiting for Gadot business, peaked in early September, 2014 on Batman News, where the arguments broke big, big men.

    Our own Meester Smeeth was a participant. “I just found myself sitting up all night, getting drunk and arguing the toss why Batman shouldn’t be Iron Man. I had to put it down for a while. Deleting my profile may seem drastic, but I believe it was necessary.”

    That deletion was Sept. 11, 2014.

    http://redlettermedia.com/pre-rec-invisible-inc-early-access/#comment-1584578944

    Coincidence? Yeah, a deep one. He came back six-and-a-half months later as “Smeeth”. He just couldn’t call himself “Meester” anymore. I guess that’s what happens after “Shit got tired so shit had a nap.”

    He never posted again. …Well, maybe a little on the new Alien commentary track, but not a lot, you know? Days later his profile was gone again, one year ago this month, almost to the day.

    Another deep, deep coincidence that I’d rather quote liberally than think about. And neither should you. Neither should anyone…see that stoopid moopie.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Is every character going to be a screaming Max-Landisoid?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Civil War could suck too. In fact Doctor Strange will probably suck too. Everything sucks!

  • junkevil

    but there was already a Dirk Gently show and it was pretty good.

  • Sully

    Single greatest summation of BvS I’ve seen.

  • tOmy`

    I think Civil War will be just fine.

    The question I am the most interested seeing answered is whether it will be watchable for people with limited knowledge of the MCU prior to Civil War.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    So Wiz, would you recommend movies?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Warner Bros.: Consumers… can you hear me?

    DC Fanboys: Yes, Master.
    DC Fanboys: Where is Wonder Woman’s franchise? Is she safe? Is she all right?

    Warner Bros: It seems by giving BvS less than 110% support, you killed her.

    DC Fanboys: I…? I couldn’t have! She was alive… I felt it!
    DC Fanboys: Nooooooooooooooooooo!

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    “I just hope the movie makes a lot of money before word of mouth kills it.”

    Something I just read over there.

    Jesus Christ…….. Jesus Christ.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Marvel Fanboys: UNILIMITED POWER!!!!!!!!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The big cluster fuck will be Infinity War.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    “Marvel’s behind it all!”

  • Tapeworm

    Jeez, Domo, what if they read that?!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    There is one critic you should never listen to and his name is Movie Bob.

  • tOmy`

    *applauds*

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Judging by the reportedly underwhelming CG, it was probably a Radio Shack.

  • OMNI

    Kinda looking forward to Dr Strange

  • Captain_Prickhard

    I was going to say ‘a Lechmere’ but then I remembered you’re not all 1980s New Englanders. Fill in your own local now-defunct retail chain.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Writer of Prometheus

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Oh, I don’t think watching his review of the film will be necessary. He will most assuredly hate it.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    “Guess again” –Ben Richards

  • RLMkeepitup

    i really like this dr. wolfula guy too, he’s kinda like plinkett with the jokes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGFDQEbl9PY

  • tOmy`

    Well, at least he spoiled it for me. So I can keep on hysterically laughing.

  • OMNI

    Fuck…Lindeloff?

  • Tapeworm

    A collective of unknown folk storytellers from the ancient Greece. Hope Marvel does not make them follow the comicbook continuity too much.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No the other one

  • OMNI

    Ok, well maybe It’ll be good…

  • Tapeworm

    Isn’t Snyder supposed to direct an Ayn Rand adaptation as his next-ish project? I mean, if you REALLY wanna attract dickheads….

  • tOmy`

    COOP Jednota would do, thanks.

  • Domo

    Does Batman use rubber bullets in this film? No?!

    Best representation of Batman ever! You go, Snyder. You go, boi.

  • Tapeworm

    I stopped reading after the fourth word. Is it worth beyond that?

  • Like Icare

    Cause “piracy” is another word for “advertisement”.

  • RLMkeepitup

    rubber lips are immune… i forget the rest

  • Tapeworm

    I am still angry that it wasn’t “My lips are sealed”

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Are you referring to a female condom?

  • Tapeworm

    You got Italians and Amish mixed. Happens to the best of us.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    All is forgiven if just one of these dark, violent, angry Batman reboots is ever titled The World’s Greatest Detective!

  • Domo

    When you finish, you can probably read the rest.

    Be sure to clean up, though!

  • Tapeworm

    Or if they recreate that panel where Robin and Bruce wake up in the same bed.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Your hometown is the name of the album.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Go see it or you’re a bigot.

  • Tapeworm

    My mom, aunt and cousin work in one of those…

  • Tapeworm

    I am the biggest ****ot around!

  • tOmy`

    Seriously?

  • Tapeworm

    Yeah? You know I come from a tiny town. They work in a shop about 100m from our house.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I’m seeing Batma v Supema tomorrow! Weee! I’m so EXCITED!!!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnyqQPzAAiI

  • tOmy`

    That’s pretty rad. I love Jednotas. Does yours also look like it stopped renovating back in 50s?

  • Tapeworm

    They recently actually renovated top to bottom. So yes.

  • tOmy`

    “Earth tones, people!” doesn’t even cut it anymore. I love their dirty white / slight dash of blue / used-to-be-green pallets. They go so well with the orange exteriors.

    But hey, great place to shop. You always sorta find something you need in there.

  • Tapeworm

    Just because I played a bit I kinda wanna talk about the game. I always liked time-manipulating mechanics since Max Payne and this one really makes an FPS into kind of lightly skill-based puzzle game. It’s neato.

    BATMAN!

  • OMNI

    still might try the demo

  • Tapeworm

    I am surrounded by big chain stuff, but since I love some of the things they have only there (since we had it at home when I was a kid) I tend to miss it out here.

  • tOmy`

    I dunno, Max Payne’s bullet-time eventually starts feeling a bit weary for me; it’s mostly the story that keeps it going.

    But that challenge mode was pretty great! In that regard, the gimmick worked 100%, which I presume is pretty much the whole deal with Super Hot.

  • Tapeworm

    Oh yeah, the bullet time became repetitive as hell. The feeling in SH is a bit different, since the movement of yourself isn’t actually slowed down.

  • Captain_Prickhard
  • tOmy`

    I watched a lot of footage after AVC brought my attention to it. It does look very compelling.

  • tOmy`

    I generally too prefer a shop where I can find a box of beers next to a frozen chicken. Saves time.

  • Tapeworm

    Hey, we buy stuff in the same sex shop!

  • Sully

    Get yer shots.

  • tOmy`

    We already have a review by Omie. Wasn’t the biggest fan apparently.

  • Sully
  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I’m gonna have to leave the Batman-News black hole for… ever, but first:

    “One is owned by Disney and has more investors, the other does not. It’s that simple.”

    This is a man who is carrying a flag for Warner Bros. He is ready to die in battle for wealthy, mega movie royalty because they own something he likes.

    Disney and WB must wake up already laughing at this shit.

  • tOmy`

    They would, but they can’t see the screen over the stacks of cocaine-covered money on their tables.

  • Like Icare

    Wars have been fought over less.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    While Anglo-American common law requires of bystanders no ‘duty to rescue’, I feel ethically obliged to respond:
    Do you bleeeeeeeed [from your eyes and ears]? You wiiiiillllllllllllllllllllllll.

  • Sully

    Max Landis made a great video in regards to Man of Steel. I’m actually interested to hear his comments on Batman v. Superman.

    Mind you, this was back before his hair had unicorn jizz in it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw_GlYve_Lg

  • WrongWithYourFace

    So if I’m the second regular here who’s going to see it, what does it tell you about Finns?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    What is that grating accent? Californian?

  • Like Icare

    Which ones are making a killing in the furniture market again?

  • tOmy`

    That you are brave enough to take one for the team?

  • Like Icare

    He also made a shitty Superman comic, so…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Talking about Omi, I don’t think that was even in question.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    What was that even called again? I was actually trying look into some of this Landis Superman stuff. I even bothered to watch the 40 minute pitch video he did.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Superman: American Alien

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Thanks. I wonder if I could somehow hunt it down without actually paying for it.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    If I’m not mistaken, the series hasn’t wrapped up yet. I’m sure there will be a collected edition, though.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Oh. Well, it’s not like I’m in a hurry.

    I must question, though… what the fuck is this? http://i.imgur.com/vJv4rhc.jpg?1

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I… ahh

    What.

  • tOmy`

    Okay, time to go for couple of beers to spend my Marvel paycheck and then spend the night watching Daredevil, because my existence is one big void of self-loathing.

    Music reviews tomorrow, but here is a spoiler: that Gwen Stefani’s album is kinda fun.

    That void got suddenly much bigger…

  • Captain_Prickhard

    These are good points Max makes; Superman’s power is ‘power for’ as opposed to ‘power over’,
    But I think Superman’s struggle shouldn’t be the choice between ‘power for’ and ‘power over’ but the choice between service and resignation because when you have no needs (as Max points out, he’s basically a god) exercising power over others is unnecessary and, in fact, absurd.
    Nevertheless, Superman desires the company of others or more accurately, the company of equals, i.e. friendship. But human beings are so comparatively unequal… Can you cure loneliness and be accepted without a leveling of power between people, without equality?
    I’ve never read a Superman comic book but it strikes me that there is actually a lot going on emotionally with the Superman story and it’s more interesting than whether or not he’s faster than a speeding bullet.

  • NicCagesHair
  • Sully

    I’ve heard good things about it, but haven’t read it myself. It’s actually in my Amazon cart at the moment.

  • Sully

    Agreed. While I haven’t seen BvS yet, from what I remember of Man of Steel, Snyder seems more interested in what his heroes can do over what they should do.

    https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-06/10/22/imagebuzz/webdr08/anigif_optimized-26314-1433990758-8.gif

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So am I. Will I review it? I wwwwwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It Max Landisian

  • Palpatine

    I like that guys stuff too.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    I love that dinner scene in Jurassic Park. Without it the film would be a pointless but hair-raising anecdote about industrial sabotage.
    That dinner scene is the film’s blue laser; it raises the dramatic stakes and universalizes the story. A good theme can raise the stakes beyond any setting like moving from saving the city to saving the planet.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I don’t love Superman: American Alien. I gave it a try, but after 3 issues I was done. Saying that, I can understand why so many like it. Compared to the steamy-hot turd that is the “mainstream” Superman today, it’s kinda brilliant. At least it resembles the idea of Superman everyone’s got in their heads.

  • Domo

    Now we just get kids talking about divorce, and lighting things up with matches that got soaked in a previous waterfall scene.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Everybody knows you never go full Landis.
    Never go full Landis. You don’t buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, “I Am Sam.” Remember? Went full Landis, went home empty handed…

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Time Warner is only the third largest media conglomerate in the world behind Comcast and Disney. Such underdogs.

  • Mike Magnum

    At this point im starting to feel sorry for DC Fans. Im not talking the conspiracy nuts who are in denial. Im talking about people who love these characters and want good movies based on them. And instead of that they get thrown together cash grabs.I mean Marvel is able to the craziest concepts and make them at least moderately successful (aka Ant-man). WB/DC cant even make get there main actor’s to Emot. Let alone write a decent script.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Marvel has realized, I suspect, that their projects are most successful when executed as light fare. In retrospect, DC may have been cursed by Nolan’s success at creating a ‘serious’ Batman.

  • Mike Magnum

    He came up with some points. I have never thought of before.

  • Sully
  • RLMkeepitup

    the raping of childhoods should be a universal experience

  • RLMkeepitup

    why does heyzeuz have a wed ring… plot hole?

  • Domo

    At this point I just want the Justice Lords to fight the Justice League in a movie, with Zack Snyder in charge of the Justice Lords.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I think it has to do a lot with movie studios not respecting the source material. Marvel had little luck with movies for decades while they were licensing their products to smaller studios (Captain America, Punisher). Later, when they filed for bankrupcy, they sold the movie rights to a bunch of studios and while there were some hits (X-Men, Spider-man, Blade), a lot of the results left a lot to be desired for (Fantastic Four, Ghost Rider, Punisher, etc.). I only started liking Marvel movies when Marvel started making their own movies with little to no big movie studio intervention (Iron Man). Even now, when Marvel Studios is owned by Disney, they operate more or less independently, like Pixar or LucasFilm.

    DC doesn’t have that luxury. They are owned by Warner Bros. and all their movies will always be made by Warner Bros.

    They created DC Entertainment, in theory, to be the equivalent of Marvel Studios, but from what I gather it’s all a lie. Who is DC Entertainment’s equivalent to Kenvin Feige? Zack Snyder? Diane Nelson? I don’t know.

    WB’s Harry Potter movies were more reverential to the source material than their DC movies. I guess because they feel that books are more legit than comic books. Which is true, sure, but… I forgot where I was going with this.

    Fuck everything.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    cough House of Cards cough

  • Mike Magnum

    Frankly its almost like WB didn’t understand why those movies were successful. It wasn’t because it was dark or serious. It was because they were good. Now they seem to want to turn every character into Batman.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Superman is pretty much wearing Ultraman’s costume anyway.

    Oh, wait. Justice Lords… i thought you said Crime Syndicate.

  • Sully

    I want to see Zack Snyder fight for his job. I’d love to be a fly on the wall in those offices this weekend.

  • I’m surprised that our resident music buff didn’t say that A Tribe Called Quest’s Phife Dawg passed away today at the age of 45.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    who?

  • Sully

    Phife Dawg, ya know?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    With a matching cowl, Justice Lord Superman would fit right in at a Trump rally.

  • Sully

    Annnnnd we’re back down to 36%.

  • OHHH YESSS….. LET ME BATHE IN THE MISERY.

  • Sully

    Do you bathe with your stool, or is that like a separate thing?

  • Bitch, I AM THE STOOL.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    no who’s our music buff? I didn’t even knew we got we one. Is it Palpy? Pa Kent?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Fife and Drum Corps unit mascot?

    /I’ll see myself out.

  • Sully

    Ah. Ew… but I get it… man.

  • Sully

    It’s Bag of Shit. Take it away, Baggie!!

  • ZING!

  • Sully
  • Domo

    The one who called Lupe Fiasco… Loop Fiasco.

    Peak music buff right there.

  • A rapper from a classic hip-hop group from NY. None of that Kanye shit.

  • Sully

    Tomato / Turdmato

  • dollar store cashier wife

    IT’S ALL A CONSPIRACY AGAISN’T DC YOU DUMB SHEEPLE!

  • MAHVEL PAID OFF ALL OF YOU TO BURY ZACK SNYDER’S GENIUS

  • Jack Smith

    Disney dose seem a very hands off approach. Which usually leads to better results. I mean i can’t think of Pixar Movie that was really that bad. The Good Dinosaur was average. I think that WB should just get out the Superhero game. Get the most money the cant get from selling DC Comics to another Movie Studio. Because none of what they are doing right now with these character is any good.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    fanboys…fanboys never change.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    The Dark Knight Rises is 87% on Rotten Tomatoes. I remember that the NY Times even gave it a little “Critic’s Pick” gold star. That is indefensibly high. Yes, I hated the film and still do but I believe I can try to see with fairness what others may have liked about it.
    There’s definitely a wave effect to movie reviews, I’d argue. I think it’s because the reviews are such a part of the unveiling, of the whole pop culture event. Roger Ebert was a great writer and by all account, a decent human being but it has been argued that he did more than anyone else to establish the era of Consumer Reports style ‘product reviews’ as opposed to art criticism. Ironically, the latter was considered to be the irrelevant opinion of out-of-touch critics while the former was considered more authentic and fresh. You wouldn’t know that nowadays seeing the fanboys flame the comments of any reviewer who dislikes the latest superhero movie.

  • It’s amazing and maybe a bit sad that a family-oriented cartoon series can tell more thoughtful and mature stories than big-budget hollywood movies.

    Seriously, let Bruce Timm and Paul Dini (and Dwayne McDuffie if he was still alive) call the shots when it comes to making these films. They already made the best Batman movie of all time, and that was over 20 years ago.

  • Sully

    Tom Hardy is the shit. That’s all I got.

  • Critic’s Prick*

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Mask of the Phantasm?

  • Earth

    Are modern Superman comics even any good? I looked at a couple New 52 ones and Superman just comes across an arrogant angsty arsehole.

    I assume that the people who passionately love Man of Stale and Batmuh vs Supermuh are “modern” fans. As someone who’s a fan of the Donner movies, animated TV stuff and the general premise and story of Superman, this modern “Superman” just looks so far removed from them to me.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I remember critics who reviewed that film negatively received death threats. Since I hate all brands of superhero comics and films I wanna ask did Marvel fans ever did that? I wanna be unbiased before I deem DC fans to be psychopaths.

  • Maybe some misguided Hulk fans?

  • Sully

    I think there’s enough variety and decent pop filmmaking on Marvel’s side for Marvel fans to expect a dud now-and-then, and to ultimately not really give a shit one way or the other.
    Marvel fans are pretty laid back people. I have a nephew who’s super into Batman and he gets butthurt very easily over any trash talk about Batman. I don’t get it.

  • Scuttlebutt says that Max Landis’ take on Supes is alright.

  • >Nu52

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO

  • dollar store cashier wife

    He’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

  • Its’s the movie people deserve, AND the one it needs right now.

  • Sully

    As I was reading your comment my wife was flipping through the channels and fucking Batman Begins is on tv, and I begin hearing the music from movie.
    Maybe the most epic moment of my day.

  • Earth

    I watched the video. He seemed to have a pretty decent grasp of the character. Haven’t read his work though. Will check it out.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    I laughed out loud when Gary Oldman delivered that rambling line. Then I imagined more meandering, convoluted versions of it for my amusement.

  • junkevil

    New 52 is sort of a disappointment overall and I’m waiting for the next crisis event to reboot everything again.

  • I’m sorry, what? I wasn’t listening.

  • junkevil

    wasn’t Mask of the Phantasm just a slightly altered Year Two?

  • Earth

    Why is Superman wearing armour? Seems a bit redundant.

  • Maybe a few scattered autists here and there, but not on the same level as what’s come out of DC fans. Probably because their characters have been ingrained in culture for three quarters of a century, people are too invested in some of them for their own good.

    I’ve never been fond of the notion that superheroes are the “modern myths” of our time, but the sheer zealotry they inspire in some people kinda proves that notion right in the worst way.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Other than a few issues of Grek Pak’s Action Comics before it was inevitably ruined by editorial micro management and forced crossovers, Superman in the New 52 has been f*cking terrible.

    Snyder and Lee’s Superman Unchained wasn’t bad, but Snyder’s writing style is distractingly wordy and I personally don’t vibe with it. But the theme of the story was quite strong.

  • Because muh realism.

    Because armor is more realistic than an invincible demigod clad in lightweight spandex he can easily wear under his normal clothing.

  • Earth

    Who are these modern fans though? If New 52 is so awful why are people reading it? I think I’ve only ever heard bad stuff about new Superman output.

  • tOmy`

    I AM BACK! GIVE IT UP FOR GWEN STEFANI!

    No, seriously, tho, did we reach at least 5 positive reviews of BvS on Metacritic?

  • tOmy`

    Feed me the misery!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Let me hear you say this shit is bananas

    B-A-N-A-N-A-S

  • tOmy`

    BOI DO YOU EVEN FEEL GWEN?!

    No, seriously, she is still alive. No doubt about it. Get it? No. Doubt. Coral.

  • tOmy`

    Fuck, I just realized one horrible thing:

    What do we shit on next? When is the Prometheus coming out? Is it any time soon? What’s next in the chamber?

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    They aren’t, apparently. New 52 was scrapped last year for “DC You,” and they’re about to scrap that for “DC Rebirth.”

    Believe me, DC is grasping at straws in print as much as they are in film.

    They’re about to start double shipping their most popular books in a feeble attempt to gain back market share.

    It’s cute/hilarious/pathetic that they think they can ship two issues for each of those characters each month and not have quality suffer. I give it two months before fill-in artists and writers pop up.

  • It’s essentially a more polished Year Two spliced with some elements of Year One.

  • I-wanna-commit-Suicide Squad?

  • tOmy`

    Now now, I kinda look forward to it. So you better bring bigger guns, Hale. And… open the pod bay doors.

    Hahaha. Get it? I bet you get that often.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Sully

    There may be an opportunity to shit on Civil War. Though the Russo’s knocked Winter Soldier out of the park, imho, I’m not sure they can pull off a movie with THAT many fucking characters.

    http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTTXSCjUkAAJnzI.jpg

  • tOmy`

    Thanks, but none of it makes me wanna commit sepukku, nor does it make me laugh at someone committing sepukku. When is the Alice movie coming out again?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    May 27

  • tOmy`

    That’s soon enough for me to be daydrinking.

    Cheers, fam!

  • Earth

    I do not get how the universe that created the DC animated series’ could be running out of ideas.

    I’m still confused about who the fanbase are. BatmanNews came across as a bunch of 12 year olds. Are they just reading the graphic novels?

  • tOmy`

    I have a problem with Civil War (except actually kinda looking forward to it):

    I wanna see it fail, because it will be fun to watch Marvel putting out the fire while making 19 different storylines.

    And at the same time, I wanna see it roll over BvS so hard that Zack Snyder will kiss the motherfucking wreck of Titanic.

  • Don’t worry, you’re the first.

  • Earth

    Sequels of Jack the Giant Slayer and Snow White and the Huntsman are coming out.

    EDIT: Or at least I thought they were. I saw a poster for Jack the Giant Slayer on a bus. I might just be going insane though.

  • tOmy`

    Because I am the first cheerleader smart enough to understand apes.

    And boning.

    (I generally think of myself being very funny when I am drunk. So excuse the obvious babies floating in a space puns.)

  • Captain_Prickhard

    A.O. Scott of The New York Times explicitly tells readers to avoid this film, “Don’t be fooled”:

    “[T]he point of “Batman v Superman” isn’t fun, and it isn’t thinking, either. It’s obedience. The theology is invoked not to elicit meditations on mercy, justice or sacrifice, but to buttress a spectacle of power. And in that way the film serves as a metaphor for its own aspirations. The corporations that produce movies like this one, and the ambitious hacks who sign up to make them, have no evident motive beyond their own aggrandizement. Entertainment is less the goal than the byproduct, and as the commercial reach of superpower franchises grows, their creative exhaustion becomes ever more apparent.”
    “That is just what this movie expects of you: acquiescence. It wants you to believe that it’s on your side. Don’t be fooled.”

    http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/25/movies/review-batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice-when-super-friends-fight.html?_r=1

  • That movie’s an instance where I’m so thrilled that they’re NOT following the original plot of the comic.

    I’m still wary about the movie, but I’m just glad it seems to have a more logical plot than a superhero war erupting because a reality TV show caused 9/11.

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    All this talking about BvS 2016, opus 7, part 3 is kind of tiring. Give me something I can masturbate to.

  • tOmy`

    I talked about this movie like 88 times here. Especially because it has characters called “Ice Queen” and “Evil Queen”.

    Scraping the barrel doesn’t even cut it anymore, this is… just taking the barrel, crushing it and injecting it.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    It isn’t serious. It’s angsty, mopey melodrama masquerading as “mature” and “smart.”

    Even the Nolan films had some moments of levity.

    They’re trying so hard to be serious that it comes back around to just being lame. It’s like Batman and Superman for Joe Movieguy and Hot Topic.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    The wonder negative reviews for BvS! Oh yeah… oh baby…so hot…

  • tOmy`

    Gwen Stefani has a new album out.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Well Star Wars:The Fart Awakens blu-ray has leaked online yesterday. Mike can start editing his Plinkett review! I can’t wait for 2020!

    #VoteKanye

  • God’s Not Dead 2

    Ar ya fookin’ kiddin’ me?

  • Sully

    The only thing that gives me hope is reading the Russo’s talking about their approach to the huge Civil War’s roster, and then comparing it to articles where Snyder was trying to convey his thoughts on Batman v. Superman. They (the Russo’s) seem to have a grasp on what kind of film they want to make, and appear to have made sure that every character has a relevant and logical arc within the story they want to tell.
    They said their goal was to make sure no one felt shoehorned in, including Spider-Man, who was only a big “hope we get him” in the beginning.
    It’ll be interesting to see if it all works out.

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    The album part was unnecesary.

  • tOmy`

    Nietzsche must be rolling in his grave. Twice.

  • Sully

    “Gwen Stefani has a new out.”

    I’m gonna be honest… That sounds kinda gross.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Not even clever enough to title it, “God’s Still Not Dead”.
    And by the way, why the sequel – was the argument in the original not convincing enough…
    …oh, right

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    You mean he’s not hot enough, or that she’s miscast?

  • Mistah J.

    Holy hell.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Let’s hope this film unironically stars Marine Todd.

  • tOmy`

    Totally agree. Plus I kinda care about the story. It’s fun premise, let’s see where it leads to. (I know the comic book stuff only).

    And not gonna lie, while the “He is my friend”, “So was I” came off kinda… cheap… it was the good kind of cheap. It put a smile to my face.

    I am a sucker for this shit, I know, but hey. At least it makes sense.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Isn’t he wearing a t-shirt and driving a bike now? I can’t keep up with that shit anymore.

  • It’s as a bad a missed opportunity as “Taken 2: The Limit” or “Taken 2: Tag Tournament”.

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    Gwen Stefani has a new in, then. That sounds better.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    At this point I’m just as confused as you are. Loyalists? I have no idea.

    New 52 broke DC for me, particularly its iteration of my most beloved DC hero, Green Arrow. The New 52 launch of that character – and many others – was a terrible embarrassment.

    I’ll tell you this. If they want new business again, DC is loonnnngggg overdue for an editorial overhaul. DiDio, Johns and Lee have been calling the shots for way too long.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Ha! Now that’s a tragedy!

  • tOmy`

    No doubt about it.

    Hahahaha. Yea, that’s literally the only thing I know about her.

  • Sully

    Now THAT’S hot!

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    Btw, did he bleed?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Regardless, he will.

  • For you.

    Wait wrong maymay.

  • Sully

    Apparently not. According to ‘Kinda Funny’s Spoiler Review’, the promise went unfulfilled. I think he did get a scratch or something though.

  • tOmy`

    I know all the spoilers! Can we please talk about all the spoilers?!

  • RLMkeepitup

    my fav trailer moment of all time. #poopedmyself

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    Go ahead, it’s cheaper than paying for this turd.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I wonder if the HitB is being filmed as we speak.

  • tOmy`

    Nah, let’s wait for the RLM review. But if you wanna know the brass tacks of this piss of jar, MovieBob has a spoiler review.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTKDtoBR-2M

  • Sully

    Word up. Do people still say “word up.” We foxes do. I need to know foxes are still relevant. My interior decorator says, “They’re so last season.”, that owls are in again.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It all sucks on the same grounds you basic cheerleader. We just troll dem BN boys cause it’s fun,not because our cause is more holier

  • Earth

    (still really annoyed at what they’ve done to Harley Quinn) Not sure I want to know what they’ve done to Oliver Queen. I really don’t care for what they’ve done with the Joker either.

    …so basically all my favourite DC characters are fucked?

  • Spoiled Ants

    “Geez… I just realized — Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones are rated higher…”

    good……gooood…..

    (I think it’s time for me to abandon this sinking ship.)

  • tOmy`

    Uhm…. well, the other side at least made me care, you know? It might be a Stockholm Syndrome of following this shit for… uhm… a decade?

    But at least I have that decade.

    So we might not agree on that, but hey, I feel at least interested.

  • Palpatine

    Who?

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    They did rebound with Green Arrow a bit, but by then I was extremely disenchanted with DC and how samey all of the books had become.

    And Joker?

    Scott Snyder turned him into a lame slasher villain.

  • tOmy`

    No Doubt singer.

    You know the songs, you just don’t rememb-

    Why am I constantly replying to your “Who?” schtick? You are more powerful than the movie Palpatine.

  • Palpatine

    I know she is, I’m just joshn’ ya! I will now go beat myself up for using the word “joshin'”.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    “On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don’t even think about it. Just name it. Ready? One, two, three.”
    “Velociraptor”
    “If you were a chick, who’s the one guy you’d sleep with?”
    “Nightwing!”
    “Your mother’s first name.”
    “Martha!”
    “Did we just become best friends?”
    “Yep!”
    “Do you wanna do karate in the garage?”
    “Yep!”

  • Palpatine

    He did.

  • tOmy`

    I am glad someone knows that movie. Now, the part that worries me is that you might hate it :(((((((

  • Palpatine

    Ha ha ha, how quircky!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    My favorite thing Will Ferrell has done outside of SNL.

  • tOmy`

    Woah, that good, huh? I feel you.

    Although Step Brothers still fall into the “to smoke weed to” category for me, it is genuinely kinda hilarious.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I don’t smoke, but I liked it because, well, the manchildness in display was relatable in more ways than I’d like to admit.

  • Earth

    Sigh. I like the DC universe (I prefer it to Marvel). I like certain characters and stories, but it seems to be only a good thing that I have never read an actual paper comic book.

  • tOmy`

    Absolutely, I didn’t mean to sound like only stoners can enjoy that stuff. It just fucking kills when you are stoned, the timing seems to be appropriate and the ending sappy enough.

    I have the same deal with Pineapple Express and Observe & Report. They are competent ideas, made much better thanks to medical marijuana that I take for my bad case of boredom. Sometimes, NSA, okay? Sometimes.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Gotcha.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s Stockholm Syndrome bby.

  • tOmy`

    Look, I am kinda scared. I am not gonna lie to you. F&F promised they will aim for a cinematic universe and until now, I was very happy about it. But seeing even the masters of the cinema (Zack Snyder) fail, it kinda makes me wonder whether we, as F&F fans, should aim for the stars?

    We already accomplished so much. We have 3 movies scheduled already. Now we know we are gonna surpass DC, but… does F&F cinematic universe feel right? Can we accomplish it?

    YOU BET YOUR FUCKING ASSES WE CAN. LOL. SNYDER WHO? WE HAVE VIN… DIESEL-OO.

  • Palpatine

    Damn. That was harsh. I loved it.

  • tOmy`

    What did you think about the story (as presented in the review, ofc).?

    I am kinda… I am kinda surprised.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I wish Snyder was directing F&F movies instead. Sorry.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    And what color is his blood?

  • Palpatine

    I am too. I won’t say what surprised me, but wow, I had no idea that would happen.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Breaking news: people like money.

  • tOmy`

    No! Keep the hacks away from it, mkay?!

    I feel your pain, bro, I even had one of your comments as a direct quote on my Facebook feed (I think it was you), but don’t ruin shit that works, okay? Keep these suckers dragging a dead franchise in the dust, but don’t hurt something with an actual soul!

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Don’t let my cynicism keep you from digging through the archives. It was wonderful for many years. The Return of Barry Allen, Kingdom Come, Blackest Night, Mike Grell’s Green Arrow, Chuck Dixon’s Robin and Nightwing, Ed Brubaker’s Catwoman. All pure comic book awesomeness.

    It was only when DC undid everything I loved about their comics and spent years peeing on them that I became the bitter old door-closing f*ck I am today.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    “Keep the hacks away from it, mkay?”

    …err the series woudn’t exist if that happened;)

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Not next, but Star Track Beyond certainly looks like it’s going to be suitable for defecating on – outside.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Can’t be me. I’ve not logged to facebook in ages.

    But seriously, Zack Snyder, he is awful, but the guy knows how to shoot cars, explosions, muscle dudes, women in skimpy outfits. It could be worse.

  • tOmy`

    Well you just don’t wanna aim for the stars. I want this franchise to keep going forever, so I have a chance to look at my son / daughter and say:

    “Back in my day, it all started with one drag race and one simple stunt.”
    “But, my parental cheerleader, we are on Mars now. What are you talking about?”
    “You are goddamn right, child, pass me the bowl.”

  • Earth

    The presence of Doomsday implied it, but considering that they’ve yet to even establish Superman’s personality I’m amazed they’d think audiences would care.

    By doing that ending all they’re doing is shining a huge light to the audience that none of them are emotionally invested in Superman’s character.

  • tOmy`

    Nah, I just used one quote from here as my FB status. Lemme quickly search:

    Here it is (this would play out much better in a real time):

    On JJ directing Star Wars: “Zack Snyder was the best choice. Too bad he is busy ruining shit I actually care about.”

    I think it was either you or Sheriff, but I even “voted” this line as the best joke of the year on RLM. I dunno why, but something makes me laugh out loud every time I hear it.

    I also share your naked pics.

  • Earth

    Have all those stories been made into graphic novels? I’ve read a few novels, just not the actual paper magazines. I’ll check out your recommendations.

  • Palpatine

    Not like Christopher Reeve. He’ll always be Superman to me.

    #NoHomo

  • Hank_Henshaw

    That sounds like me.

  • Earth

    That’s because they did something revolutionary. They gave Superman a personality and scripted him as having human emotions.

    I wonder if Snyder looks at images of Reeve’s Superman smiling and turns his face away in horror Dracula-to-sunlight-style.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Most have, and some of them are in the process of being reprinted. Mike Grell’s Green Arrow, for example, has been reprinted through Vol. 4 so far, and more are on the way.

  • tOmy`

    I dunno what is it about that quote, but it is (for me) filled with a very distinct combination of so many fatalistic, nihilistic and cynical emotions, all packed up in one sentence.

    As I said, I dunno why I feel like it about it, but man, it always brings a smile to my face.

    BACK TO F&F!

  • tOmy`

    Well will you let me enjoy my Stockholm Syndom till I literally choke on too many dicks to enjoy it*, fam?! WILL YOU?!

    Cuz sometimes I like to have fun!!!!!

    *My 17th, 18th and 19th birthday party. Cheerleaders choke for a living.

  • Hulkamania is running wild again! Visit the classics why don’t ya!

    https://youtu.be/2wMguHwP794?t=1m9s

  • NicCagesHair

    The hacks started it and then gave it to the real auteurs for 5,6,7.

  • *pops champagne* That movie got an enema!

  • tOmy`

    MILLER FOR FAST&FURIOUS 9!!!!

  • Sully

    Will it be a crossover universe?

    http://i.imgur.com/kf8kPGw.jpg

  • tOmy`

    By the way, if you ever wondered why Czech people are so fucking deranged, well, here is a little snippet from (one of the best) fairy tale movies ever done here:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf2hmFFcmX0

  • tOmy`

    We had those hopes with Transporter, but they didn’t go there. Would be fine, but it wouldn’t fit the narrative.

    Yes, there is a narrative, fuck you.

  • Yes. Liked it. It was cute. Wife and daughter liked it. I did not show all of it, she got to watch 30 minutes of snippets. This was a “older peoples” movie she wanted to see because she likes Inspector Gadget James Bond Mission Impissible and UNCLE from the sixties. She thought the russian was scary, thats my girl!

    I give it 6.5/10

  • I hate books! All books. =P

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Paul Walker is rolling over in his CG laser scanner.

  • Sully

    *fixed*

  • tOmy`

    DUDE! Too soon, mkay?!

    Some of us are still raw…

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Hahah.

    If I recall correctly it had something to do with a discussion concerning who would’ve been a better choice for Star Wars than JJ Abrams.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Which Star Trek review is the one where Plinkett gets angry at Rick Berman? Notice, I said Star Trek review, not the Star Wars review where he confuses Rick McCallum with Rick Berman.

  • I loved the Hobbit. Thank you.

  • Earth

    On a better DC comic book note, animated movie of The Killing Joke coming out soon. Kevin Conroy, Mark Hamill and Bruce Timm are all involved so hopefully the results will be decent. Not too captivated by the animation and kinda wish they tried to stay true to the Brian Bolland style, but can’t have everything I suppose.

  • tOmy`

    Uhm… well, let’s establish the fact that I do very much love you as a regular, mkay?

    But we LOVE this movie. So watchout, Mr. Toad, this is a tricky path. Don’t piss off Czechs. We made Commies and Nazis leave. And make em say sorry*. You are shitting on things we can be proud of. Except them movies nobody saw. Like them that won Oscar.

    * None of that is true. Well, sorta.

  • tOmy`

    I always loved Nemesis one the most. Especially because of the fucking transparent drum kits and the “last nail in the space coffin” quote.

  • tOmy`

    Yes, exactly that.

    I mentioned that I will use that quote further down the road, but nobody seem to mind, so I sorta did.

    You got couple of likes, tho!

  • In the beginning of Genesis he wonders what went wrong with the ST universe and who is to blame and a picture of Berman flashes. Thats the one I remember.

  • Like Icare

    Kid-supes gets scared while watching E.T.
    Then he sees himself as E.T. – and punches a Bulk-like hole in the wall.
    Then he ends up flying around and Pa and a neighbor fish him around in the sky in an airplane. At which point that neighbor is at least the second person in Smallville, other than Kents, who knows that Clark has superpowers.

    All the while Clark is WAY too energetic – much like Max.
    He’s not acting like a child OR Clark Kent OR Superman.
    He’s acting like a grownup Max Landis.

    It sure as fuck IS a Max Landis story – but it’s not Superman.

  • Like Icare

    Superman American Alien.

  • Sully

    Yeah, but it’s a cartoon. I can’t get emotionally invested in animation.

  • Thanatos2k

    Any game that told me I couldn’t close it I would also control alt delete task manager kill. Good luck stopping me.

  • tOmy`

    Yea, but let’s face it: Would you guess that these two know how to shut a game down without throwing a whole studio out of the window?

    I think that is pretty impressive.

  • Thanatos2k

    Rich seems competent enough.

  • tOmy`

    Yeah, but he still didn’t pull the plug on this show.

    So let’s be careful with the credit given.

  • Palpatine
  • tOmy`

    Thanks, you made me “lol” on my way to bed. You ain’t that evil afteral.

  • Awkwaaard. Uhm.

  • Palpatine

    Yeah, I wasn’t expecting it to be that low rated. I mean wow.

  • Like Icare

    I read the first one and had enough. But I gave it one more chance.

    I saw no Superman there. Just Max Landis.

    Seriously… guy’s characters all have ONE voice. That of Max Landis.
    It would not surprise me that, if he ever did Batman or Wolverine, they’d be overenergetic mopers with daddy issues who feel kinda alienated and who sooner or later end up talking up a storm.

    Also, loved the bit where everyone in Smallville knows Clark is a superpowered alien. And how he cuts people’s arms off with heat vision.
    And I really can’t decide which is more Superman to me – when he talks about mind-reading bears who would decide to rather be hungry than to eat him if only they knew how he felt about them OR when he does “Who bad? You bad. Oh you so bad.” dance.
    Oh right… that’s not Superman. That’s Landis to da Maxshizle.

  • Now I kinda wanna see it. ;P Just to watch the ship sink right in front of me.

  • tOmy`

    “And while we’re here grieving over the movie being panned by critics, he’s just breezing through the comment section and making everyone feel worse.”

    And that’s the moment when you sorta start feeling kinda shitty. Especially since you know the only remedy is Civil War, but they will never know…

  • Palpatine

    I am?

  • Palpatine

    Well, maybe it’ll go up.

  • tOmy`

    I HOPE YOU DO, BECAUSE YOU ARE BEHIND IT ALL!!!!!

    But nah, it’s them “grieving” and “everyone feel worse” lines that make me go *spoilers for Daredevil S2* start shooting people.

  • For some reason I doubt it’ll get a higher score than Man of Steel for expample.

  • tOmy`

    Nah, I fucking give up, cuz this time, I actually got kinda angry. So, fine time to call it a night!

    Sorry for tonight’s spam, xoxo, good night!

  • NicCagesHair

    Well it appears DC cast their lot with a hack fraud whose every decision be summed up as:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubw5N8iVDHI

    I don’t like Zac Synder.

  • This video is super not. HUEHUEHUE!

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Michael Ray Richardson, NBA player c. 1978–2002

    Reporter: What do you think is happening to the team?
    Richardson: The ship be sinking.
    Reporter: How far can it sink?
    Richardson: Sky’s the limit.

  • Percy Gryce

    Brevity is the soul of wit. Pre Rec is something else.

  • Percy Gryce

    It looks like A Chinese Ghost Story III. Well, the 30 seconds I watched did.

  • Percy Gryce

    No, no, no, it’s Holy Week–the most sacred time on the Christian calendar.

  • Percy Gryce

    That photo lineup didn’t even include Ant-Man.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Still better than My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2. Small victories count too.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Thanks.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Thank you.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    They take their work very seriously. Paraphrasing Mark Twain after a trip through Germany, “The Pre-Rec sense of humor is no laughing matter.”

  • Leave the Germans alone! JUST LEAVE ‘EM ALONE!

  • “Gangrene needs love too”

    -Old Pre Rec motto.

  • I shouldn’t have googled that.

  • What? Pre Rec? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • No, love.

    #sadface #foreveralone #slitswrists

    https://youtu.be/1ytCEuuW2_A

  • Captain_Prickhard

    We are the worst ‘fans’.

  • It’s not the fans, but the shit that hits them.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Pre Rec is the soul of shit

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Something is off with the reviews. Many people aren’t rating the film fresh yet they tell you to see the movie….I’m confused.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Well I’m certain based off this clip it’s gonna be rotten too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD3CLzPER34

  • This does not look silly at all.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’m predicting 55% percent at most.

  • I think it’ll reach BvS “heights”.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Wizard Phoenix

    Stop being optimistic.

  • I think Steven Spielberg directing convinced many people into liking the movie.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Anything that has this sound effect shouldn’t be fresh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOVkixm5MZA

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Not only that, but the all the goodwill towards Indiana Jones, and having him back. That goodwill is gone. If people had really liked that movie a sequel would’ve happened much sooner. Not 11 years later (if it happens, I’ll believe it when it starts shooting).

    It’s like Superman Returns (76% at RT), again because of goodwill towards Superman. A sequel with Brainiac was even planned at all, but it never happened.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Movies are dead to me. Long live TV!

  • HEY! It’s awesome! Deal with it.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I made a joke yesterday about batman using his ‘Anti-Superman Kryptonite Bat-Spray.’ Sadly apparently its not a joke….
    *Fade to black Gunshot, cuts wrists the long way, commits seppuku, eats weird mushrooms, says “I’ll be right back” in a horror movie, says “its ok its not loaded”, sticks fork in toaster then just learns to fly baby, by jumping off a cliff.
    FUCK THAT MOVIE!

  • The Dark Knight?

  • Joe Syxpac

    Sorry, it’s gonna take at least another 100 years to sweep all that under the rug.

  • Joe Syxpac

    “Holy rusted metal, Batman!”

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Andy, you can never escape this sound no matter where you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOVkixm5MZA

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I thought it was going to be this.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S10fTcQtiMY

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Is the rug made of the hair of Holocaust Victims?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    In Melissa McCarthy’s new ‘Comedy’ they got a 11 year old girl to punch another 11 year old girl in the cunt… because its funny!
    https://youtu.be/yakeigyf0vc?t=132
    Adam Scamdeler has female competition.

  • So avant garde! What will they come up with next?

    Germans have their own version of Melissa McCarthy. Yay us, I guess. http://cindy-aus-marzahn.de/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/News4.jpg

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    STOP POSTING PICTURES OF ANGLIA MERKIN AT THE E.U!
    YOU HACK!

  • Angela Merkel is a bottomless vaginal pit of comedy.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    you said bottom… *Giggles.

  • Maybe Disney put a clause in the NDA.

  • Wow. Mass murder IS funny.

  • Nnnnnnghh, hey, Herr Andrew. How about a little time for ze Geschlechtsakt? https://i.ytimg.com/vi/OQlCrSzcpj4/hqdefault.jpg

  • Captain_Prickhard
  • Oh, good morning Mr. Snyder, going down?

  • Earth

    That’s weird. You’re weird.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    well all I can say that she is the sexyest person in the photo.

  • Sully

    He has a… small… role.

  • Yeah, that’s our First Gentleman. *cough*

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Eeeew! I thought she would have more self respect.

  • Earth

    Tell me. Did they cry?

    THEY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!

  • I’ll just leave this here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awVNGfmCQsg

  • Mr La Forge, can we diminish the effects of it?

  • By the time the hacks review this movie, we’ll be out of jokes.

  • Sully

    Dawn of Affleck. They could edit all of those clips together, but couldn’t manage a simple title change?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Tell me multiplex, do you issue full refunds?
    You WIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL.

  • Sully

    Do you have jokes?

  • Sully

    You forgot “Hold my beer.

  • Just references. I know, I ruined it.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I’m australian. dont touch my fucking beer!

  • Captain_Prickhard

    LAFORGE: We could send over a construction module to attach thrusters to it. Then we could direct it through the asteroid belt from a safe distance. [ST:TNG, ‘Final Mission’ S04E09]

  • Sully

    But… it’s Idris Elba. He can’t fail.

    Proof!

    http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/ghost_rider_spirit_of_vengeance/?search=ghost%20rider

    Oh… ohhhh…

    Well, then there’s addition of Director Jon Favreau. That should push it into the mid-70s at the very least.

    http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/cowboys_and_aliens

    Okay, I’m done.

  • Sully

    It’s figurative. Usually the person hands the beer to no one and the bottle smashes on the ground.

  • Sully

    Why you gotta be a motherfuckin’ nerd, Cap?

  • Sully

    You wi– wait, what?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Poor kid; that looks awful.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    I have complete faith in my officers.

  • Earth

    But all that really matters is the laughter.

    http://i56.tinypic.com/iwp6ie.jpg

  • “It wasn’t fun!” Huehue and so on and so forth. Fun to see you in action yesturday. A+ Drink up it’s on the house.
    http://49.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcfa4mNyv61qa4v5yo1_500.gif

  • Captain_Prickhard
  • Earth

    Why is it no surprise to me that Snyder wants to direct a movie adaptation of Ayn Rand’s The Fountainhead?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    I say he oughta go Full Randian and decamp for that Superior People’s Colony to teach us all a lesson.

  • Awwwwww, Nimoy. *wipes tear*

  • Captain_Prickhard

    These ‘opening weekends’ now begin on Wednesday afternoons.
    And the ‘summer blockbuster season’ begins in March.

  • Bad man vs. Super bad man?

  • Better to know TNG by heart than the bible.

  • Mike Magnum

    There is always room for jello.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I’m Australian, we dont drop drinks.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Good move. Don’t wanna waste your two-up winnings.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    No doubt there’s an Alfred the Butler spin-off franchise slated for 2018 or so.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    You WIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL.

  • Mike Magnum

    Every Batman/Superman Rank on RT. Its nice to see our old trusty friend Christopher Reeve’s Superman is up there. But i wish Batman Begins was higher. I always liked it the better than the Dark Knight. The Dark Knight had the same problem the all the other Live-Action Batman movies had. Namely it wasn’t about Batman. Still good tho.

    http://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/article/batman-and-superman-movies-ranked-by-tomatometer/

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Nolan’s Batman is so horrible, though, that not focusing on him is actually what made those movies good.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Racist! Two up is only legal on ANZAC Day… or in one of our fine casinos.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Ok we all knew Super Angry Alien V Sad Batfleck: Dawn of Yaaaaaawn. was going to suck. can we move on?

  • Mike Magnum

    I don’t know i though Batman was pretty competent in begins. I mean he was even doing real detective work. Then when they made Dark Knight and Rises. He becomes completely clueless.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Sully

    YAYYYYYY!!!

  • Sully

    Then you’re not doing it hard enough, boi!

  • Sully

    T’was fun. T’was.

  • Sully

    Tell me, Cap…

    Do you LARP?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Not all apples are rotten:

    http://i.imgur.com/qgPFuCZ.png

  • dollar store cashier wife

    you’re too soft pussy boi.

  • Sully

    Indiana Jones and the Mystery of WHY DO CRITICS HAVE TO BE SO MEAN?!!!

  • Sully

    I witnessed all of those yesterday over at Dipshit-News.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    What, is there some kind of footage out?

  • Sully

    Don’t nobody wanna be on that topic… except…

  • All those moments lost in time…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    “What, who said I’m not the world’s greatest detective?” http://deckapemedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/weird-face-batman.jpg

    I’ll give Begins credit, at least his voice was decent in that one. As for the movie, I just never found the training part all that interesting.

  • I was looking forward to it. Man of Steel impressed me as much as Fury Road. They had the same energy and passion behind it. I…. really need to think of another joke.

  • Now I Get It

    On a not non-unrelated note, I was glad to see that this year’s FIT collection container no longer resembles an Advent calendar.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Wow If that represents your mood you must be having a better day than me.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I got banned from LARPing for using real swords…

  • Sully

    Well there’s your problem.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    No thats just a symptom… Wanna come up to the lab?

  • Sully

    Sure. So do I just get in the back of the van, or can I sit up front?

  • Sully
  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Sully

    404’d? FIX YER LINK, ASSHOLE!!!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Soz Vulpie fixed.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    [lights dim, disappointing Batman film begins]

    [pumps shotgun]
    It’s Aurora time!
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Aurora_shooting

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I’m Scanning this for sarcasm.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Well the passenger door is broken… you have to climb through the back… Let me help you…..

  • Captain_Prickhard

    If BvS doesn’t climb above 60% on Rotten Tomatoes, Ben Afleck will be personally responsible for the ensuing chaos:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Aurora_shooting#Related_incidents

  • Sully

    *refresh*refresh*refresh*

    You have the handwriting of a dying parkinson’s man.

  • bleurgh

    There is nothing better than reading the negative reviews for a terrible over-hyped movie when it bombs. So cathartic. BVS has given me quite a few lols today.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Microsoft created a TeenBot – and it’s voting for Trump:
    http://nymag.com/following/2016/03/microsofts-teen-bot-is-denying-the-holocaust.html

  • Spoiled Ants

    I also enjoy BB most, it strikes a very nice balance of comic-fantasy grounded in realism. Also it never bothered me that he dons the suit in the last third of the movie, because the journey of getting there is actually interesting and doesn’t feel like the director has to get “the boring exposition” done. It’s a shame that it loses a lot of energy at the final showdown.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    In one highly publicised tweet, which has since been deleted, Tay said: “bush did 9/11 and Hitler would have done a better job than the monkey we have now. donald trump is the only hope we’ve got.”
    http://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-deletes-racist-genocidal-tweets-from-ai-chatbot-tay-2016-3?r=UK&IR=T
    Yes, this is a real thing.

  • Can’t you fax those poor Microsoft guys the blueprints for Data’s brain already?

  • Sully
  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Thats a letter from Neil Breen I didn’t write it.

  • Jonathan Jimenez

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNSTH7iyUTE

    I like these reviews, but for this game, this is a better review imo

  • Sully

    That guy’s voice makes me want to floss with buckshot.

  • Sully

    From?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It was his first day on the job Sully! Have some empathy man!

  • Hitler Trump and 9/11. The big three.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Its a long story.

  • Sully

    I know. I know. I guess that’s why Metropolis built him a statue and everything.

    Imagine if your kid was crushed by one of those falling buildings and you had to walk by that statue on your way to work everyday.

  • Sully

    SEND THAT OVER TO BATMAN-NEWS… POSTHASTE!!!

  • Yes foxSERGEAANT!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    It would be like putting a statue of George Bush reading a children’s book at ground zero.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Happy dead zombie jewish wizard friday!

  • Sully

    I wonder how many sharpie drawn dicks would be on that thing before the first 24 hours was up?

  • Show some love for anthrax and ISIS, you intolerant paddock. I will crush you like a bug toad.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    911.

  • Sully

    It’s Good Dead Jewish Wizard Zombie Friday, asshole.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    You religious fanatics make me sick!

  • And a happy Hezbolla Bush Obama 9/11 day to you

  • That’s a weirdly specific number.

  • Sully

    The holy trinity.. *gasp*… wooowwww!!!!

    http://i.imgur.com/YnHG3gu.gif

  • *fap fap fap fap*

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Is this some kind of oral sex POV gif?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    “I’ll be back.” –Jesus of Nazareth (I think)

  • Sully

    So many lulz in one thread. Now tell me… how hot is hell again?

  • Oh, no, the Jewpacabra begins!

  • Sully

    Maybe?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Give it a couple of days. If death persists see your doctor.

  • #jesusjuice

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I think its Farenheit 911

  • Sully

    Take 3 of these and call me in the morning on Sunday.

    http://www.indyprops.com/pp-nails.jpg

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    “Can you put me up for the night?”
    http://www.indyprops.com/pp-nails.jpg

  • Sully

    That’s all? Shit. I can get away with wearing my speedo I think.

    http://img13.deviantart.net/0c8d/i/2013/294/9/6/kogas_red_speedo_by_sprucehammer-d6ra44d.jpg

  • Mad Fox: Furry Hell?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Happy dead zombie Toydarian junk dealer day to you, too!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Photoshopped!

  • Sully

    Sorry, son. It’s a two night minimum.

  • Jesus cross-dressing Christ, stahp with the offensive humour, guys!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I miss you Jene-Dic Prickhard. JJ Fucked Star Treking for everyone.

  • Sully

    Hey, if mind tricks don’t work on toydarians, then why’d he end up working in a salvage yard instead of chasing his dream to become a ballerina?
    Don’t let the establishment fool you, people. You can be what ever you want to be.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Its not a dress its a robe… a sexy robe.

  • Look out. It’s nineeleven.

    (These are really nice btw.)

    https://youtu.be/GM9EsgIbCk8?t=7m2s

  • Sully

    Wait, wait. Hold up. What is this shit? Superman’s not allowed to save people. That’s not in his superhero contract. This is some bogus fan fiction shit right here, people.

  • This is pre 9/11 Superman. You know the lame one.

  • Sully

    “What’s the “T” stand for?”
    “It’s not a “T.” Where I come from, it means you pissed off some Romans, or at the very least, some establishment Jews.”
    “Well here people LOVE that shit?”
    “Really?”
    “Yeah. Everybody sports’em. They hang’em on buildings, make jewelry based on it. Wage wars and push social agendas with it. It’s a real hot item.”
    “That’s… That’s fucked up.”
    “I know. You should start wearing an “S.” One letter down from the alphabet means a world of difference apparently.

  • Sully

    I hate having to be mean to dumb people in order to prove a point.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Well guys, I’ve seen the film.

    There is a bit at the end that had me literally laughing out loud. It involves the reason Superman and Batman decide to make amends. I won’t say what it is, but it had me laughing so hard I had to cover my mouth to maintain theater decorum.

    This film is a doozy, fellas. It’s a doozy.

    Or, as a great man once said:

    “It’s true… all of it.”

  • Sully

    I don’t think you’d be spoiling anything. I haven’t even seen the movie and I know exactly what you’re talking about.

  • tOmy`

    Yea, I heard about the reason. I refuse to believe it.

  • tOmy`

    *green beer day!

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Yeah but did he save anyone from silicosis?

  • Spoiled Ants

    It’s definitely less surprising from the guy who turned an icon for idealism and goodness into a selfish douche.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    There is not a single subtle thing about this film. It’s just… I’m honestly floored. I don’t even know how to break it down.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    That repressed memory flashback revealing that Bruce Wayne’s mother was Uncle Ben Parker in drag was uncalled for.
    #shameonDC

  • What?

  • tOmy`

    Yea, independent philosophical political dramas do that to people.

  • Sully

    IT’S LIKE CITIZEN CANNNEEE, MAAANNN!!

  • tOmy`

    Even The Onion wants some of that BvS pie:

    “Promising that it would be best to just buy a ticket and take care of the unpleasantness right away, a new Batman V. Superman: Dawn Of Justice promotional campaign launched this week reportedly urged filmgoers to simply get this whole thing over with. “Listen, you all knew this day was coming, so just go sit your ass in the theater, stare up at the IMAX screen for a couple hours, and be done with this shit once and for all,” said Warner Brothers marketing strategist Elizabeth Harris, who encouraged fans to make plans with friends right now so they could all bite the fucking bullet over opening weekend.”

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Reports say the Hoff was paid in cheeseburgers.
    http://www.vulture.com/2016/03/hoff-visits-the-set-of-baywatch.html

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    It makes Amazing Spiderman 2 look like an editing tour de force. “Disjointed” does not adequately describe it.

  • Sully

    ……………………………………….. ouch.

  • I miss the tumbler…never thought I’d say that.

    http://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/articles/batmobile.jpg

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Okay, I’m trying to imagine I’m WB *shudders*, and have no other option but to move forward with the DC movie universe, no matter what. How do I attempt to fix things without it being rebooted?

    What happens to Superman is a good excuse to make him a “changed man” when he returns. Change his look, or recast him. Certainly change his entire attitude.

    Luthor. Some fan theories from before the movie was released went to speculate Jessie Eisenberg wasn’t Lex Luthor, but Lex Luthor Jr., and that the real deal was pulling the strings behind the scene. Something like this could be used as an excuse to recast Luthor. Say Luthor Jr went to a permanent vacation, and that his dad is back to take over the company. In the comics Luthor Jr. was only a cloned body with the real Luthor’s brain, but that wouldn’t make sense in a movie.

    Batman. A lot seem to like this Baffleck thing seen in the movie, so I guess he can stick around. Personally, I find it very troubling that, AGAIN, he doesn’t have a no-kill code of ethics, and that he is supposed to be so many years older than Superman. I don’t know how you can undo that.

    Wonder Woman. Apparently she has very little screentime, and the little she does is good. That means she is still a blank slate and needs no fixing. Depends on what they’ve done with her solo movie.

    All in all, make very few references (or none!) to the events in MOS and BvS when the Justice League movie comes around, and pretend it is a fresh start.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    I’m imagining the BvS music video:
    https://youtu.be/2Lvf9wr7lbk

  • tOmy`

    By this count, every movie will have to be a fresh start, tho.

    That quote about “stylistically designed” and “diminish the effect” comes to mind. Nolan’s Batman is over, so here is a new Batman, get it over with, oh and Robin is dead, forget we even tried that.

    And then you kinda get that vibe that this whole movie is also supposed to diminish the effects of MoS. I will give them benefit of a doubt that the Metropolis clusterfuck was planned ahead and not just hack-ism that they are trying to quickly fix with this movie.

    No matter what, if you are WB and want to continue this till DCCU, the idea that releasing new movies with an artificial plot to fix the previous one is basically walking the plank towards the inevitable plunge into the shark infested waters.

    For a purpose of this metaphor, imagine the sharks being fans, loans, bottom line and couple of them wearing suits with an A.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I know. I know. Inside my brain a voice was going “…but *that* doesn’t fix *this*!” or “yeah, but that would be confusing to people!”. Still, I chose to click on the post button. Now I have to live with that choice.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    What about a prequel comic to the Justice League (everyone reads those! right?) that is basically a CRISIS FOR INFINITE BAD CHOICES, erasing MOS and BvS?

    Brilliant!!

  • Palpatine

    “2000 years later.”
    – French Narrator from SpongeBob

  • tOmy`

    Well, the good news is that your job doesn’t depend on coming up with ideas on how to fix this clusterfuck and that the “post” button doesn’t mean showing a powerpoint presentation to couple of execs in a conference room.

    Because somewhere out there, there are people who are feeling this way and about to face bosses who are very happy with the fact that they had to take 4 mortgages on their seaside mansion to bankroll a project like a plane, that exploded before even taxing the fuck out.

  • tOmy`

    IT WAS ALL JUST A DREAM! OR NIGHTMARE!

  • Sully

    My brain is beginning to die…

    http://i.imgur.com/drYwsoN.jpg

  • Michael Collins

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  • Michael Collins

    HOT SUPER

    wtf?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Mentioning the content of a Pre-Rec video is a breach of etiquette here.

  • tOmy`

    “Fuck the guy who made it work, we demand the next 10th best choice!”

  • Sully

    What are you even talking about? Gal’s Gadots?

  • Michael Collins

    I was referencing super stuff

  • Sully

    Who knows? We’ll just have to wait for the Flash to appear and tell us!!

  • This is what happens when you watch absolutely nothing but comic-related media.

  • Sully

    Has Nolan made a movie that wasn’t sci-fi or supernatural? What is this dipshit even on about?

  • Sully

    *HOT SUPPER

  • Make the Justice League film a loose adaptation of Flashpoint. The world keeps getting shittier and shittier to the point that Barry goes back to reset everything. Only his resetting of the timeline actually makes things better instead of worse like what happened to the comics.

  • Too much tabasco?

  • I think Memento’s just about it. And the entire DK trilogy is actually fairly lite when it comes to sci-fi and fantastical elements when compared to his other stuff.

  • *SOOPAH HAUGHDT

  • dollar store cashier wife

    YOU JUST DON’T GET COMPLEX NARRATIVES MARVEL SHILL!

  • tOmy`

    When compared to plot twist of Interstellar, everything suddenly looks VERY realistic.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Following,Memento,Insomnia. Alongside his short films and his documentary about the quay brothers.

  • Michael Collins

    Could guys up vote me and subscribe to my drivel.
    It would help a lot, thanks.

  • Sully

    I forgot about Insomnia, but I’d say Memento falls (loosely) under science fiction as it’s based on some fictionalized version of amnesia, and docs and shorts don’t count.

  • tOmy`

    Are you on Vagina People?

  • Michael Collins

    Vagina’s are sexist, I’m mangina all the way.

  • Palpatine

    BatmanNews v. RedLetterMedia: Dawn of Comments.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Maybe he meant fantasy and horror?

  • Sully

    Do they bleed?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Tomatometer Death Watch:
    Critics now at 32%
    Audience reviews down from 90% to 78% overnight…

    …and falling!

  • NicCagesHair
  • NicCagesHair

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    http://www.msn.com/en-us/music/news/axl-rose-to-front-ac-dc-report/ar-BBqR5b2?li=BBnb7Kz

  • Sully

    Ew. Why does that woman look like that?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    They bleed green for WB/DC.

    #those poor independent auteurs!

  • NicCagesHair

    There’s a certain amount of any drugs that when ingested will make someone look like an old woman. Scientists refer to it as a Jagger amount

  • tOmy`

    Independent (after saying that reviews are mainly positive) realized they cannot find a single positive one, so they just rolled with it:

    http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/batman-vs-superman-review-roundup-dc-wonder-woman-a6947451.html

  • tOmy`

    It’s always “maybe he meant…” with them.

  • tOmy`

    “Here you go Superfriends, the one critic who loved it. Very encouraging”

    Followed by a link to Forbe’s review giving the movie 5/10.

  • Palpatine

    I’m reading your’s and everyone else’s comments there right now.

  • tOmy`

    Don’t use the M word.

  • Palpatine

    Sorry, but I’m sitting this one out.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    that will take a while. some of us(cough) started posting like two days ago.

  • tOmy`

    It’s a very civil war. (HA!)

    Except for Sully, who’s arguments are so fucking crushing I assume some of them kids took the easy way out.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    you became so soft boi

  • tOmy`

    While Charlie Sheen refers to it as “winning”.

  • Sully

    *whining

  • tOmy`

    I spent whole last night drunk, listening to Gwen Stefani and talking about F&F.

    I have to undo some damage. Karma is a bitch.

  • Sully

    One of them just bowed out.

  • Sully

    This motherfucker just tried to win a debate against me USING MY fucking stance in the debate! The BALLZZZ on this kid!

    http://i.imgur.com/E0daMIL.jpg

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I concur. NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So apparently from I understand BvS’ Rotten Tomatoes score is not indicative of the film’s quality because many critics won’t rate the film fresh yet they want people to go and see it. I hate when this shit happens with a movie. TELL ME HOW TO FEEL INTERNET!

  • Sully

    The critic’s don’t matter! All that matters is the audience reviews!

    “But the audience reviews are falling… something like 30% in the last 24 hours.”

    ……………… . . . . . . . . . . . . They’re all Marvel fans!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “Critics don’t want us to see the movie”
    But they want you to.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    I say! If you’re looking for an entertaining review of quality video games, this officer from the Starfleet Hall of Records does a fine job. Also, check out that vintage hardware!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CNddEz9dak

  • Sully

    How else can you rub it in someone’s face how wrong they are if they don’t see the cluster fuck for themselves?

  • Sully

    Ill-fitting uniform? DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY, MAGGOT!!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    We need a book to help these kids out called “Your Own Opinions and How to Forge Them”

  • Hank_Henshaw

    The only thing that matters is the answer to the following question: “So, Jay, would you recommend Batman v Superman: Damn of Junkfest?”

    Accept no substitutes.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Critics dont dont about things you dont like.

  • Sully

    Crocodile brains, the lot of’em.

  • STOP THE BULLYING!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    lmfaooo

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I remember some butthurt Brony/virgin/loser made a video saying /r/cringe was causing bullying just like this. It hurt to watch.

  • grin emoticon

    #BatBronyLivesMatter

  • Sully
  • Hank_Henshaw

    if you google “Batman v Superman” this is the second entry you’ll read:

    The Showgirls of superhero films.

    LOL

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Showgirls is like the worst thing ever and the worst thing ever now is Fant4stic

  • Sully

    It’s true. All of it.

    http://i.imgur.com/3erxN48.jpg

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That website sounds like it’s ran by a hipster in Seattle.

  • Sully

    In more important news: I pulled off a No Wiper today. The miracles of Evans are alive and well. It really is Good Friday.

  • junkevil

    We’re still getting a new series set outside the JJ-verse. Maybe it wont suck?

  • Sully

    Is it because it basically says “Ass Technique?”

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I will say this: it will not be as bad as Arrow as become. Arrow had this sound effect I might add https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOVkixm5MZA

  • Sully

    Was that their ratings?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    The Curling Nascar!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Well Arrow Season 3 and 4 have like a 100% and a 97% on Rotten Tomatoes. Which proves why you can’t trust Rotten Tomatoes.

  • junkevil

    spoilers: nova corps and their planet, xandar, die.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I was watching Arrow and when I hear that I knew it was going to suck.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Those are good shots. Pick that weird shot of Batman telling Superman if he can bleed. That’s a bad shot.

  • Sully

    NOooooooooooooooooooooo…….. . . . . . . shit.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    It just shows you how little Picard cared about the artifact, that he allowed it to appear on Arrow.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Do they know lessons of life?!

  • The CG is just everywhere. I got a siezure just watching these.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Sully

    Aesthetically at least.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I think that the studio realized they fucked up and now they’re doing the solo movies.

  • Sully
  • Sully

    Of course not. It’s a redundant question.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Ohh so lens flare is good now? Shitty color grading as well?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    #BlameDeakins

  • Sully

    Hopefully with Snyder nowhere in sight.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    What? But Snyder is one step ahead of everyone else in CBM’s! He just flies baby!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Jusitce League is apparently far lighter and Snyder is staying away from Suicide Squad and Wonder Woman.

  • Sully

    Many crazy people confuse flying with falling… until they hit the ground.

    Pound Sign: Sully’sWisdomOfTheAncients

  • Even the Onion’s reviewer suffered from PTSD watching BvS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqR9IOrVFPU

  • Sully

    We were wrong. We were so wrong. Batman v. Superman is incredible.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2cxjWwu664

  • #animalcruelty

  • Sully
  • Do you breed?

  • Xena?

  • Sully

    I would’ve gone with “Do you have fleas?” but what the hell…

    You will.

  • Sully

    They’re going straight lesbian this time around.

    Edit: I realize I just wrote “straight lesbian.” My apologies to the LGBT community.

  • Earth

    they’ve released an image http://moviepilot.com/posts/3832240

  • Earth

    That’s bullshit. I actually want to watch Showgirls at some point.

  • Snake Squeezer
  • Go to jail for not returning Freddy Got Fingered… wow, this one qualifies for suicide.

  • Like Icare

    They should lock him up and trow away the key.

  • Like Icare

    Another Ghostbusters reboot?

  • Sully

    Wow. From my home state no less.

  • Earth

    So…is Snyder’s career over?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Nah. In hollywood you fall upwards.

  • Like Icare

    The trick is to keep falling without hitting the ground.

    After that it’s all about how many cereal boxes you can stack up in a field somewhere.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOw3nyso90c

  • Earth

    Wishful thinking on my part.

  • Time to move to L.A.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Yes. This.

  • Sully

    Ask Michael Bay. In this industry critical acclaim falls to the wayside of Make-It-Rain Economics.

  • Earth

    I guess we’ll have to wait and see how it does at the box office.

  • Palpatine
  • Earth

    Maybe BatmanNews’s spirits will be so crushed they won’t even bother bitching at RLM’s negative review.

  • Like Icare

    Sit by the river long enough and see him get a lifetime achievement award or two.
    But bring a sweater. It’s cold down by the river.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    but that woudn’t be F U N !

  • Sully

    It’ll top a billion. The chinese eat this shit up. Anything’s better than another shift in the Trump warehouse.

  • Palpatine

    “F” is for “fire that burns down the whole town!” “U” is for “uranium bombs!” “N” for “no surviors when you…”

  • Bomb? Like the movie?

  • Earth

    Critic on RT: “For Snyder, it’s among his better films, even though it doesn’t offer a single memorable image or idea.”

    Ouch.

  • Palpatine

    We’ll never know. Thank’s SpongeBob.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    When you made Sucker Punch the only way to go is up.

  • Palpatine

    The movie won’t bomb, believe me. There are about 1,375,000,000 people in China after all.

  • Like Icare

    On a positive note, we finally know where Tom Green is hiding. Australia.

    Which is really nice from them, taking a bullet for everyone like that.
    Particularly Drew Barrymore.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=741A51ByU2o

  • Like Icare

    Truuue… dat… kindaaaa…

  • Like Icare

    You mean “Do you fun?”

  • Palpatine

    Is WB releasing Batman v. Superman on Good Friday something they’re doing on purpose?

  • Sully
  • Like Icare
  • Wizard Phoenix

    Val Kilmner?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    There is a film critic named Cole Smithey who claims to be the smartest film critic in the world. He is also the brother of Chris Chan. I wish I was joking.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Metaphorical seeing how reviews won’t affect the box office.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He has Justice League which might be ghost directed by five other different people.

  • Some Ukrainian… idunno man

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Wizard Phoenix

    Don’t! You’ll be in a shitty Max Landis directed movie!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I would say it’s more comparable to Faith + 1 http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1qiokEzrI1r6k7wto1_500.jpg

  • Sully

    I’ve been praying for 48 straight hours that they come over here when the review drops. PLLLLLLEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEE, Rich. Let it happennnn!

  • That cute fat slub. He can star in the upcoming Batman v Spiderdinggongjaptrickortreat Snyder Fest II: Parts undone idontcareaboutbatman

  • Sully

    I wanna see his fat ass squeeze into a flight suit for the new Top Gun movie. Is that still happening?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Oh, I’m already familiar with this name. I really loved his Sicario review. Shows you just how smart he thinks he is. http://www.colesmithey.com/reviews/2015/09/sicar.html

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Well he certainly acts like he’s related to Chris Chan

  • Sully
  • fred

    Dark City is perfect.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No it ain’t.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    It’s alright. It seems they weren’t able to emulate the original style as well as they did with Dark Knight Returns. I get that they need to simplify the linework as much as they can to make the animation manageable and considering that, they’ve done a decent job. They’re not exactly Bolland-ish but I still like the way both of them look.

  • fred

    When’s the last time you’ve seen it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I misspelled Christian Rock Album cover

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Five-ish years ago ago I think.

  • Sully

    I’ve tried six times to watch that movie, and have to make it through without falling asleep.

  • fred

    I didn’t like it the first time, but it is perfect. I could list off sound, lighting etc. but then it would be a list of everything about the movie.

  • Cynical Optimist

    BvS cast doing damage control as we speak.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    They don’t need to because they’re movie is going to make money unlike Fant4stic. Maybe they thought they were making art or some shit.

  • Sully

    Got a link?

    [Edit:]

    Found it. Here’s Zack Snyder coming out now…

    https://media.giphy.com/media/122QJ8xapymfHa/giphy.gif

  • WrongWithYourFace

    You WWWOOOOOON’T!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Metaphorically speaking WB has an insurance plan on the house to give them a shit ton of money. When Fant4stic hit this happened https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrQcNwsjVEQ

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Or you’ll be Max Landis in a shitty movie! Looking at you, Jesse Eisenberg.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    It was one of the first DVDs I purchased (in a store, like an animal! can you believe it?) and for me its “close” to perfect. I think its aging well amongst the overwhelming tide of humorless and overlong thriller/action movies that followed it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So considering what’s going with BvS will Ghostbusters be WORSE than we thought? I believe so.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What if they’re both?

  • Batman News Crapfest comin our way in the future. But for now were havin’ a blast!

    WOOOOO!

    https://youtu.be/ov42KBCZLLc?t=6s

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Is that for real?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’m predicting 12%.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    “Two paws up.” – Huckleberry

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No, some asshole photoshopped it http://i.imgur.com/2uHVAEJ.jpg

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “Stunning desperation”

  • I agree. Very much so. And not so many would give it a 10 two weeks before seeing it on Imdb.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So because marketing only like two people at WB will be fired, hopefully Snyder and Goyer. How many Sony employees will be fired as a result of Ghostbusters tanking?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Isn’t it the Kurlan Naiskos? I know Mike says Curling Nascar or Curlin Nascar but I think it isn’t really called that.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Yes.

  • Palpatine

    Of course it will.

  • This is a hallmark movie. Cashgrab. It will make a profit and were moving on… I guess no sequel… but who knows.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Ghostsbusters has that ace under its sleeve that is “if you don’t like it you are sexist”. It will take some balls to give that movie a negative review.

    Yes, that was intentional.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Are you kidding me? There is no way Ghostbusters is gona make money, or at least past it’s budget

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Here’s a better question: would we be shocked if the movie is good?

  • I think it will. Even haters will see it.

  • Utterly bewildered.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    If Melissa McCarthy falls down just once I’m walking out. I’m not joking at all.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I’d be. Even if it ends up being awesome, I’m not interested. God bless all who are looking forward to any new Ghostbusters movie. Be it this, a sequel with the old actors, or that one with Tanum Chatting and Chris Pratt. Not interested.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    That bit was great.

  • Palpatine

    Reading the reviews for Batman v. Superman reminds me of another film that was highly awaited by people but suffered from critical backlash:
    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/40/Star_Wars_Phantom_Menace_poster.jpg
    Is that a fair comparison?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Ishtar?

  • Palpatine

    I fixed it.

  • Maybe that cheeseburger she inhaled will block her artery and cause a violent funny falling down death scene.

    *holds thumbs*

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Oh god no.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Aw, I thought you meant Highlander II: The Quickening.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Thanks for man-splaining that.

  • Not exactly – Batman had a pretty successful animated series, comic books and a movie franchise before this piece of shit came out. I hear that even the Return of Superman (or whatever it was called) was not that terrible (it was pretty mediocre), so no. There’s no parallel. Plus, Star Wars has a much bigger following.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Distant relative of Alan Smithy…

  • I couldn’t help but to think of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CnEx6fxbvE

  • Palpatine

    Yeah, that’s a pretty good point. Maybe I’m just stunned by how negatively recived the film has been so far that I quickly thought of The Phantom Menace when reading the reviews.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Between Return of the Jedi and Phantom Menace Star Wars had not one, but TWO Ewoks movies, an Ewoks animated series and Droids, to tide fans over. Wait, wha–?

  • Palpatine

    And a whole bunch of comics, novels and video games.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’m certain Episode One will still be worse than BvS

  • But in the interim nerd culture wasn’t as mainstream as it is now.

  • Palpatine

    Can’t argue with that.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Here’s a question. You know how everyone says Disney wont allow stuff from the Prequels to appear in the new movies. Does anyone think Ewoks will ever appear in the new Star Wars movies (and/or spinoffs)?

  • Palpatine

    I remember the days when nerds used to get beat up for being nerds.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Palpatine

    It’s Disney, so yeah.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Well if does happen I’m getting a refund. And you better get me one, Regal, you fucks!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Interesting. I was under the impression that the average SW fan despised the Ewoks just barely less than the prequels.

  • #avantgarde
    #aheadofitstime

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  • Hank_Henshaw

    I’m such a softie. I saw the video and I actually felt bad for how Snyder looked miserable.

    Then, I remembered he got paid millions for it, and that Superman means more to me than Snyder, and got over it quick.

  • Like Icare

    We also learned from Zootopia that the average Disney fan wants to fuck a rabbit.

    Which is why Ewoks will be replaced by something less creepy but equally furry.
    http://www.ziptrivia.com/photos/battleforendor31_q1122.jpg

    Also, Ted Cruz should see Zootopia to learn how to be human.
    Either that or the author of this article should go back to kindergarten to learn how to logic.
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ted-cruz-racial-profiling_us_56f40702e4b0c3ef5218263e
    Maybe then she’ll refrain from suggesting to people that they should learn about morality and racism by quipping “Watch this cartoon about a cop rabbit! It’ll unracist you, for sure!”

  • Being a softie is good I think, they are still people. But. Snyder was in on it the whole way. He knows its not good. He did just fessed up “I dont know how else to do it 100% so.. um”. I also felt uncomfortable with him being hunched down soft spoken and all but its just so sleezy to work on it for 3 years and this is what we get and they can’t aknowlage its crap. Snyder should go.

  • Like Icare
  • Like Icare

    $154 mill is quite a bit.

    Incidentally… it’s about twice what the original cost, adjusting for inflation.
    Five times what it cost, unadjusted.

    Guess being unoriginal hacks is more expensive than previously thought.

  • Like Icare

    Don’t forget to ask for your money back.
    Tell them you are obliged to do so by court order, after being sued by the family of an obese man you laughed at after he had a heart attack and fell down the stairs, breaking his neck.

  • RLMkeepitup

    do bats fart? ..they will

  • Make it so.

  • Like Icare

    If we’ve learned anything from Batman Begins it’s that death does not give a fuck about our thumbs.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRuCprK12zU

    That and that Katie Holmes likes her boobs to be free from the tyrannic confines of bras.

    http://i.imgur.com/5Eq3T.png
    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KrnbrWEykfE/T7ucvjfnuOI/AAAAAAAACsA/_HgkSTMvvYA/s1600/batmanbegins_batman%2526dawes.jpg

  • Like Icare

    From what I hear, it was stylistically designed not to be fun.

    Mostly from Batman News folks, but that’s what I hear.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Woah! SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Ben looks mortified.

  • Like Icare

    Snyder should go? Where? To make those own little personal films he always wanted to make?

  • RLMkeepitup