Pre-Rec: Shovel Knight

May 11, 20151,735 Comments

Jack and Rich try to get a handle on Shovel Knight. They dig in deep to discuss nostalgia Vs gameplay. uuuuuhhhh what’s the point of all these puns. DAMN IT, point was another one… I’m out of here.


Filed in: Previously Recorded

  • There is a dedicated shovel button. Somehow both more and less silly than the dedicated chicken button in “Guacamelee”.

  • kuhpunkt

    Rich Evans beard doesn’t fit him. Either shave or it needs to grow faster!

  • K.L

    One of the most enjoyable games I bought last year.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Ford. Rich looks like an old bum in the thumbnail.

  • Cakefarts

    He won’t have it for long. He is growing it just for those scenes in Space Cop in which he portrays “Evil Space Cop” from a parallel universe. They are trying for something original here and I for one think they should be supported for it.

  • fred

    Broken Age !? Who knows what that is? They should review The Last of Us instead since it’s a more popular game.

  • Ogrot

    Oh god those kid drawings are so adorable.

  • James Earl Jones

    Yes!

  • Vodka Gimlet

    1.) Did…did Rich try to one-up Jack’s seven-year-old?
    2.) Second only to FTL, this is one of the most enjoyable games to watch on the stream.

  • kuhpunkt

    Like Mark Hamill! I see!

  • Ogrot

    Man I sure loved my mom’s titty milk.

  • Animist_Primal

    Am I the only one worried about the remote detonated pipe bomb behind Rich? The real question is, who would want to kill him?

  • Adzl33t

    I introduced a family friend’s son Freedom Planet, a Sonic based retro platformer and he had a blast despite not owning a Sega console,

    Review Freedom Planet next, Im sure with casual mode you guys wont complain since Sonic it has no enemy hit detection.

  • David Anderson

    Me too, your Mom’s was the best.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Jack’s kid stuff and Rich’s cynical attitude towards kids really made this episode for me.

  • Palpatine

    Why is Rich growing a beard?

  • omitted

    Because fezzes beards are cool.

  • Jonathan Norberg

    Looking forward to the Broken Age discussion!

  • RLMkeepitup

    nostalgia is like a bias, and everyone has bias. it’s nice to see you guys are being more responsible about your discussions in that way.

  • Domo_Returns

    There should be a Pre-Rec stream with Jack’s kids. However, the audience doesn’t know who is playing.

    I would love to see how long it would take for the audience to find out if a child was playing, or Jack.

  • Palpatine

    Jack’s kids should have their own episode.

  • Domo_Returns

    They should. Maybe Rich Evans shouldn’t be there, though, since experience shows he frightens the living shit out of the little one.

  • Domo_Returns

    Because growing a beard just before summer makes complete and total sense.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    It would be impossible to tell, unless the player was doing really well. Then it would be one of the kids playing.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I know you’re joking but they won’t touch Last of Us because they ignorant and extremely biased motherfuckers and not because they have a good reason for it.Also Broken Age is a record breaking kickstarter project from a fairly well loved and knowed developer so myeah…

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It would take me around 10 hours.

  • Bubs

    Rich and Jack play a retro pixel-based platformer? How expected!

  • Domo_Returns

    Sorry, RLM, but you’re not gonna convince the boys from batman news to come to your site anymore with this type of drivel.

    Only if Rich Evans dressed as Hawkman and Jack Packard as Wonder Woman would those DC-Loving kids EVER come to this website.

  • My ex wife

    This!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    ‘SuperGirl

  • Domo_Returns

    Maybe Rich Evans could be Blankman. Is Blankman in the DC universe?

  • Cream-A-Thon

    What about Hawk the Slayer?

  • Alex

    You wanna play with the New Kidz, is that it?
    We ain’t good enough for ya anymore?

  • Rumblepuss

    Rich Evans not-so-subtly insinuates that he was smarter at seven than Jack’s kid is. You know what, Rich Evans? I don’t believe that. I bet Jack’s kids have never once nearly burnt down their Grandma’s house.

  • Domo_Returns

    I think the NKOTB said it best.

    First time was a great time.
    Second time was a blast.
    Third time I fell in love.
    Now I hope it lasts.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Rich en Francois +5

  • Alex

    He just did what the ShowBiz Pizza Bear told him during sleepwalking.

  • Pim Scutney

    How dare you doubt Dick the Birthday Boy?!?

  • Alex

    All you gotta do is call his name three times in front of a mirror.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    No but The Silver Streaker might be.

  • Alex

    depends if you got refreshments
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zntxhm-hViM

  • playdude92 .

    Idea for a game; Shove-A-Knight. On a fancy party full of nobles and knights, you gotta shove a knight with the goal of knocking over as many people and as much stuff as possible. Extra points for messy results.

  • Alex

    I do think that Shovel Knight would become a classic if it would be released during the NES era.

    I mean the graphics are gorgeous, usually NES games would look quite stale because most of them were very unimaginitive when it came to coloring. And there were already better looking games out there, most kids did own an AMIGA 500 back then.

    Apart from the graphics, the gamepaly seems to be great, and there’s a lot of variety in it too. Those games that combined action-shooter combining it with platforming and had other genres like racing games/stages as bonus in it were classics in my opinion, like Earthworm Jim, Super Probotector, Donkey Kong, Turtles in Time. All SNES titles I know, i couldn’t come up with many NES titles with variety, maybe Zelda II or Turtles II.

  • Charon

    In this episode, Jack wears a “Local Food” t-shirt whilst drinking Starbucks swill.

    How ironic.

  • Domo_Returns
  • Crixxxx

    At least those kids aren’t being forced to hear Rich Evans’ Wacky Kids Jokes anymore.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Starbucks is not food, and it doesn’t say local foods. Maybe he just eats local cheese.

  • Charon

    Thanks for the update, Big Ben.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Is he a Chicago Blackhawks fan? Don’t hockey fans grow beards during their favorite team’s playoff run.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Maybe finish your drink before you shoot the title screen? Or bring enough for the rest of us, Jack.

  • Cakefarts

    Almost. Mr. Hamill is doing it like Mr. Evans.

  • JimBob

    Love the end music.

  • Percy Gryce

    “Grown-ass man”?

  • Angelo

    Too much cuteness in that episode. What will it be next, huh ? Rich Evans cuddling a teddy bear for 10 minutes ?! Kittens ?! THIS HAS TO STOP

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Enjoyable episode you hack frauds.

  • Adzl33t

    They added four additional colors and scrolling that the Nes couldn’t do

  • Palpatine

    Rich is allergic to cats, and almost died due to a severe allergic reaction once:
    http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tv/image/1401/97/1401970015411.jpg

  • RLMkeepitup

    already have ben called big. Thanks.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Bearded Rich Evans is not something I approve of

  • Palpatine

    Marvel fanboy!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “all you Snyder haters”

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Oh come you’re bullshitting-wait I have four weeks of no shaving on my face. What is happening? It’s spreading!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Internet drama games?

  • Franklin McBatty

    Nice. I have to check this game out.

  • Jay Stein

    Rich hates children and nostalgia

  • Michael Collins

    Platform games, hmmm.
    Can totally relate to, and laughed out loud @ the “My kids a noob” comments, it’s hard watching your child play and fail, but the payoff is when they stick with it and don’t give up, that’s pretty rewarding.

    My daughter loves playing as catwoman in Arkham city, but she used to suck badly in the combat, now she kicks ass and it’s great fun to watch…

  • Palpatine

    He hates kids and nostalgia because he almost burned down his grandmother’s house as a kid, which is not a good memory.

  • Michael Collins

    Well, smoking crack is dangerous..

  • Palpatine

    Rich smoked crack as a kid?

  • Michael Collins

    Wait a minute, are you suggesting he didn’t?

  • Jay Stein

    Can someone enlighten me as to what happened to Jessi. And where is Wizzard been lately? I can’t contain my curiosity any longer

  • TapewormVelocipede

    I LOVE the music of this game. Also looks fun as hell.

  • Palpatine

    No, I’m just suggesting that Rich can’t doesn’t do drugs because he’s his own drug. He can get high off himself, because he is awesome like that.

  • Michael Collins

    I think wizzard is mostly behind the camera these days, no clue where Jessi is.

  • Michael Collins

    OK, my mistake, so he must have been smoking himself when he burned the house down, almost.

    Lay off yourself Rich, all things in moderation, except this comment section.

  • Palpatine

    Wizard was on the last BotW, which was nearly two months ago, and Jessi could be heard talking off-camera. Why she hasn’t appeared in a video in long time is something I’d rather not discuss.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Well, she mostly appeared in BoTWs and there have been only 2 of those this year so far.

  • Jay Stein

    All this “Nostalgia” talk got me thinking about RLM a year or so ago, things seem different now….
    Change is inevitable I guess. Jay should put on a couple of pounds, and Mike can, well you know…

  • Palpatine

    Apparently there’s a creepy-ass Reddit section run by perverted weirdos that’s all about Jessi. My guess is that she found out about it and no longer wanted to appear on camera.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Having recently shaven and being scared of the mutant baby looking back, I approve of Rich’s not-exactly-proper- beard-yet. Keep it up, you fuzzy Adonis.

  • Michael Collins

    That sounds fucked up, it’s a shame, I miss her giggle.

  • Jay Stein

    That’s too bad, she needs to hire Sylvester Stallone and his Brother to be her bodyguard

  • TapewormVelocipede

    There is? Well she IS a woman, what can she expect, talking, on the Internet?

  • Jay Stein

    I like Richs beard. He’s the only perfect RLM crewmember. Whatever he does is just fine…

  • Palpatine

    I will not provide the link for two reasons:
    1. It’s a private sub-Reddit.
    2. Even if it wasn’t private, I would not want to expose anyone to the horrors of that page. Even I have standards.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Jessi has returned to her home planet.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    We’re stll kicking that particular horse?

  • Jay Stein

    Maybe Anonymous will take them down for her…crossing fingers

  • Palpatine

    The kid from Thunderpants used hid rocket to take her there. By the way, we should watch Thunderpants in the You-Know-What.

  • omitted

    Sounds like you had a busy weekend while I was gone.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Roger roger.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    It was a pretty good sign of not being actually busy.

  • omitted

    pussy*

  • Jay Stein

    The jealousy was palpable

  • Palpatine

    *Palpyable.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    That was very much true as well

  • TapewormVelocipede

    You can’t do that! Shoot yourself or something!

  • omitted

    I think the entire RLM crew has had to endure the consequences of being sexy on the Internet.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    And how is your basement these days?

  • omitted

    Still lacking the person it was ‘renovated’ for, I’m afraid.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Well, Im off to take a shower and it has nothing to do with the conversation.

  • Franklin McBatty

    As an actor, I think he has the broadest range. He really shines in Long Walk Home and plays one of my favorite Police Chiefs in Poopagain P.I.

  • Cakefarts

    Maybe she has a bun in the oven.

  • Cakefarts

    Maybe Wizard also has a bun in the oven.

  • I Shot J.R

    Grown ass-man.

  • Cakefarts

    Found at a local antique shop recently (not by me.)

    http://i.imgur.com/c8G2YUF.jpg

    Posted to Reddit of course.

    http://www.reddit.com/r/creepy/comments/35nk94/found_these_at_a_local_antique_shop/

    Synchronicity in action.

  • Dont forget he was also the President of Space. He really made that part shine and stand out.

  • *slide whistle* (when you said only two this year)

  • I sometimes wish I could see how I played games when I got my Nintendo when I was 7. But I also experienced the opposite. I remember when my father fell in love with Wrecking Crew to NES he hogged it some days when he came home from work and he really really sucked at it.

  • I hope that show returns.

  • Even the emperor could not have forseen that.

  • Mike Magnum

    Robert Z’Dar and 8-bit 80’s Video Games
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtiQqI192Co

  • Angelo

    Is there one aspect of Rich’s life that we do NOT know ?

  • Kirke

    Grow a mustache?

  • Kirke

    I just got Guacamolee. I’m going to get this one. Yes, I started buying games based on recommendations from those two hackfrauds

  • tOmy`

    Shuffle thr- ah, fuck this.

    Any Knight’s Tale fans out there?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXvp57cURpU

  • tOmy`

    Welcome to my life. Everytime I shave I look like I am 17 again.

    But without shaving, boys find it hard to go down on my cheerleading pitch.

  • tOmy`

    Stop enabling them.

  • tOmy`

    So that’s how you call bleaching the floor and walls, huh?

  • Angelo

    That’s too bad. Jessi’s laugh + Rich’s laugh = awesomeness overload.

  • tOmy`

    Does it mean Jessi won’t ever make her own music show for RLM? Well color me disappointed and tell me where to find these weirdos.

  • Bubs

    I have some beach front property in Wisconsin I’d like to sell you.

  • tOmy`

    I am pretty sure Omie’s would give you half a nutsack for that place. Not sure whether it’s his tho…

  • Bubs

    Is he gonna give the other half to Jay?

  • tOmy`

    I don’t think so, no, Omie doesn’t strike me as a “half-measure” kinda guy. That is why I am surprised he is not behind bars yet.

  • omitted

    Hey, all those chains and steel bars weren’t cheap either.

  • omitted
  • Andrew Thompson.

    not really a fan but if it was this or the amazing spidermanMan of steel etc…
    heath ledger wins.

  • omitted

    Knight’s Tail perhaps…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Aww! I can almost count the comments on this thread with two hands! Reminds me of the good ol’ days.

  • tOmy`

    Since you renovated, Omie, I figured I will give you a dungeonwarming poster.

    http://i.imgur.com/3txuF4o.jpg

  • Domo_Returns

    This thread will turn into a Mad Max thread in 3, 2, ….

  • omitted

    Aw, thanks! Better get it laminated though…

  • tOmy`

    It features a lot of jousting… if you catch my sp- drift.

  • Domo_Returns

    But Dadddddd.

  • tOmy`

    Let’s not go down this fury road yet.

  • omitted

    The videos are weeks behind our discussions these days. Oh the hackfraudery…

  • tOmy`

    They are busy fighting some pathetic anti-capitalism, free media wars.

    They should get their priorities straight.

  • omitted

    Just made the reservations to see Tom Sex Mad Max this Sunday, if I’m not too hung over that is.

  • tOmy`

    I remember seeing it in my mid / late-ish teens and loving it. Not sure if it still holds up. I guess it would deserve a special kinda hole-streaming treatment.

  • Domo_Returns

    But this road leads away from that Thunderdome over yonder.

  • omitted
  • omitted

    queer*

  • TapewormVelocipede

    I am all up for Hardy

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Back in the box!

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Tom, I wonder, did you have the same, weird, “vietnamese” version of the NES as I did as a kid?

  • Percy Gryce

    Groan, assman.

  • omitted
  • Andrew Thompson.

    its a good middle of the road comedy with an interesting setting. not something i would rave and tell people to watch but if you got nothing better to do for two hours there are worse movies.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    newb.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    grown man arse.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    it wasnt a real war, i wasnt in it.

  • omitted

    *gropes man-ass*

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Arse man gropes?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    is that some cold war thing…. did your commie mates rip off the NES?

  • Michael Collins

    Totally off topic, but I think you’ll all get a kick out of this, it’s only about a minute or so long too..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlGGSxl3xCU

  • TapewormVelocipede

    I honestly have no idea. I know it was not official, the cartridges were yellow and you bought them on a market full of Vietnamese people, selling fake Adidas clothes and only playing Dr. Mario.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Ha, that was nice.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    I know it was OK, but I have shitty conotations for that movie, probably because it was often on at saturday on that one TV station that I have no reason to mention for other non-czech people.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    everyone has that channel, here its ATV 10.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    To be honest, most channels on here are that channel (I guess it still is that way, haven’t watched TV for years).

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i kind of imagined in the 80’s Iron Curtain kids all sat around watching the town potato. like we sat around burning 3rd world babies on huge piles of money.
    ah propaganda, i miss you….

  • Andrew Thompson.

    thats why god made torrents.

  • Kirke

    Does this property come with a dedicated chicken button?

  • TapewormVelocipede

    They probably did, I grew up in the 90s:) But my uncle’s friend always gave us the system he was done with, so we had at first Atari, then the weird NES and then we bought Playstation. I sorta went through gaming history without meaning to.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Well, we call him God…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    no we call him Rich!

  • tOmy`

    Adorable violence. The very best kind.

  • tOmy`

    I don’t NES. I PC.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Ah yes, city boy.

  • tOmy`

    I never had any of these fancy consoles, nor do I remember Vietnamese versions floating around. But I was busy chasing girls with my stick back then.

    And by stick I obviously mean chainsaw.

  • omitted
  • Andrew Thompson.

    we all did.

  • I grew up during the early era of the home computer (a BBC Model B – the V-necked-sleeveless-pullover-wearing nerd of 1980s gaming). No saves or checkpoints. Three lives. Sometimes a ticking clock that forced you into making split second decisions. All that and the breathless sense of disbelief that would wash over you like a tsunami when you completed a difficult level by the skin of your teeth in full knowledge that there was no safety net.

    That’s largely missing from modern gaming but something all children should experience.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    my first computer was a C-64.

  • omitted

    Me too. High five!

  • tOmy`

    Wash your hands first.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    best game EVER!!!!

    https://youtu.be/AFXKz5FRCsc

  • omitted

    I know someone who’s not getting a bj tonight…

  • tOmy`

    I unfortunately know him for months.

    *sobs*

  • Andrew Thompson.

    arnt you a female cheerleader?

  • tOmy`

    Ehm… I was talking about my coach?

  • omitted

    How are you passing your classes then?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i cant use my coach… the wheels fell off!…
    i got nothing.

  • tOmy`

    Mostly vaginally.

  • omitted

    By the skin of your labia?

  • tOmy`

    *clitation needed

  • omitted

    My downfall had already begun…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcdX2YlJSKc

  • Andrew Thompson.

    In my country we are lucky enough to have a weekly Network TV show on games. and it has a sexy lady! no really! a real female!!!!!

    http://www.abc.net.au/tv/goodgame/

  • Andrew Thompson.

    wow… take that Tetris!

  • omitted

    Bah! We had her on a video game show in the 90s. The half-naked guy is totally unrelated 😉

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr5PLZEgiLU

  • omitted

    Gotta make that block fit!

  • omitted

    Too many vajayjay references. I have a bad taste in my mouth.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i call that Hypothermia!
    obviously those rich wankers never fell into a frozen stream hidden under the snow, that badly dislocated their knee, and then had to cross country ski 6km’s to the car on one leg… fucking wankers.
    (True Story.)

  • omitted

    Why always so angry, Andrew? Have you been taking lessons from Palpy again?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    its probably things like dislocating my knee falling through ice! and someone has to be the Grumpa. and he has left us.

  • omitted
  • Andrew Thompson.

    it didnt stop me. i still do crazy stuff. i’m going camping and fossicking for gold in two weeks.
    last time i went mining i ruptured my ear drums. i didnt go back far enough down the tunnel before the explosives went off.

  • omitted

    Oot sie melekonen eräjorma!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    your using slang i cant translate it properly.
    Is it “you Like Millencolin in your ears” because i dont….

  • Master of perv has struck again.

    *hats off*

  • WrongWithYourFace

    What did it give you for a translation?

  • omitted

    bats*

  • His chin fits through non-wideangle lenses? I dont think that is him.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    “you” in finladish and “they” in german. after that it shat is translating pantaloons. i would assume it something like “Clean the jizz out of your ears! Jizz ears!”

  • Andrew Thompson.

    off

  • Reminds me of this pearl stain.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lK-IOLbvxE

  • omitted

    Well the first three words mean “You are quite a…” I’ll leave the rest to your imagination 😉

  • WrongWithYourFace

    What are those lines coming out of her vagoon?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    fishermanice fisherman?

  • Emperor Kodiro

    Looks very much like Commander Keen 4
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYIv9ZuUrYI

    Map, Pogostick..

  • omitted
  • Andrew Thompson.

    A) thats funny.
    B) i was close.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    “How did it feel having no respect for your child?” ~Rich Evans

    To be honest, this is how I feel about kids who like the Star Wars prequels… they can redeem themselves if they convert to Empire.

  • Fred Frink

    Mad Max,

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Max Mad,

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Upvote for comma.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    joke comments should rhyme, like poetry.

  • Fred Frink

    jump on humungus’s head for fuel token. goose is still smoken

  • omitted

    Well this is a first… Linkin Park’s What I’ve Done as a soundtrack for a twink porn. I’m so confused…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    that sounds Gay… and not the good homosexual kind.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    too soon!

  • TapewormVelocipede

    I always feel way less ashamed after, when the background is Black Keys or something like that.

  • omitted

    That wasn’t even the weirdest part. Now they’re playing Kelly Clarkson’s My Life Would Suck Without You. Judging by the action on the screen they suck even with each other…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    when my life is lacking homerotic subtext i just watch Top Gun.

    https://youtu.be/siwpn14IE7E

  • Andrew Thompson.

    there is nothing worse than bad porn… except Nicolas Cage movies.

  • omitted

    And when you feel like dropping the subtext entirely you call me, right?

  • TapewormVelocipede

    I was talking about straight porn, but, yes. This.

  • omitted

    Straight porn? Like when there is no dialogue or anything and the two guys just go straight at it? I don’t understand…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    these days straight porn is mostly anal anyway.

  • Michael Collins

    Is there nothing else in your life other than being gay?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    the pot called the kettle black?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    In The End it doesn’t even matter.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    cheap shot… but funny.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Well, I just found out I am gonna be an uncle, to two identical twins. Sure, not as big news as for the father, but pretty damn exciting. Those kids will see the Disney Star Wars first and I am gonna be annoying as fuck about it.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Will they be called Luke and Leia?

  • omitted

    That would be unfortunate for one of them since identical twins usually are the same gender.

  • Domo_Returns

    Unless they’re nocturnal twins. Y’kmow, like a bat.

    Har har har har.

  • Michael Collins

    Wha?

    Does every conversation in here have to devolve into this shit every time?

    And andrea, please don’t keep stalking me , it’s a little weird.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i made swords for my nephews… out of Aluminium i’m not insane.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    I suggested Gin and Tonic. Basically, I am your dad.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    They are Monosyllabic

  • Andrew Thompson.

    well Machelle dont start shit you cant finnish. cause its getting old.

  • omitted
  • TapewormVelocipede

    That’s cool. My uncle made for us kids, what was basically a shed, but to us it was like this magical fort in the yard. He then nailed a sign to the front with “School” on it, to piss us off.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    What are you, sexism?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    the Baer said “Tomo”… tOmy?

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Say it in that funny language again.

  • Michael Collins

    ok andrea, troll away, later..

  • omitted

    So the parents will take the kids to the movie theater straight from the maternity ward? They sure are some dedicated fans…

  • Domo_Returns

    Well, I was gonna help give Omi and Tomy a kid.

    So, obviously it’s Domo.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    my uncle gave me an air rifle….

  • TapewormVelocipede

    I imagine so. No, but, you know that those movies will stand for Star Wars, when those fetuses are like 7.

  • omitted

    Was gonna? What will I do with this baby-sized leather harness then…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Surrogate snap!

  • TapewormVelocipede

    My granddad did as well. We were practicing and shot our neighbour in the ass (not intentionally).

  • Bahareh Khosravi

    Divekick next!

  • Domo_Returns

    Maybe for your new additions you could them a comfy bed.

    The woman you can keep for yourself.

    http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/images/millennnium-falcon-bed.jpg

  • TapewormVelocipede

    How come I know what that is? Guys, am I a nerd?

  • TapewormVelocipede

    That bed has never seen sex involving two people.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Michelle read your own comments some time. all you do is whinge.

  • Domo_Returns

    Are you gonna spend over 6 hours this week arguing with people about the cinematic qualities of Mad Max?

  • omitted

    Ano. Toto.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Well, firstly, you should have said Road Warrior…

  • Domo_Returns

    Usually it’s 4 or 5 Wookies, instead.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    we filled my sister’s Barbie with Tomato sauce. and shot it repeatedly.

  • Domo_Returns

    Correct answer. You’re a nerd.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Oh that is cool.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    both.

  • Domo_Returns

    I stuck my barbies behind the microwave so their hair would become stick straight.

    When my family members get strange cancers in the future, I’ll confess to them this great sin for the sake of Barbie vanity.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    so much “Blood!” its started my life long love of shlock.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    “Ooksä joku seksismi vai, häh?”

  • Bahareh Khosravi

    Let the nerd flow through you.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    those Barbies were so toxic… shame the microwave chemo didnt save your family.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I’m sure there’s a way to twist that in some perverted way.

  • omitted

    Oh believe me, he does 😉

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I heard that’s sexy now.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    A surprisingly easy one.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    no!!!! your wrong! “road warrior” is the Seppo title. fucking newbs.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Confirmed for Australianay

  • Snake Squeezer

    You’re not funny, Jack. Your editing bits that you think are funny, are not. Love you!

  • TapewormVelocipede

    So, you were the girl version of that evil kid from Toy Story.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Show off.

  • omitted

    pubes*

  • Andrew Thompson.

    bewbs with pubes. #eeeeew!

  • omitted

    Mitä pyysit 🙂

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I recently saw Long Walk Home. The ending was… unexpected, but I should’ve seen that coming.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    pewbs*

  • Domo_Returns

    My barbies basically had a tanning bed back there. We both got the good end of that deal.

  • tOmy`

    Shut up while he’s talking to you.

  • tOmy`

    Gratulace! *secret Czech handshake*

  • Rumblepuss

    Does it even require any twisting action??

  • Andrew Thompson.

    no, but lube cant hurt…. unless your allergic.

  • Michael Collins

    @DSCW and Tomy, something you might like..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vli_pESMQq4&index=10&list=RDJwwCnpECAs0

    Music

  • Benzo

    Coming from a young whippersnapper who’s first console was the Nintendo 64, I can assure you, Rich, that Shovel knight is amazing! I’m surprised you didn’t get into how brilliantly the game teaches you it’s rules through the gameplay alone, a key feature of truly great games. The music is really fucking awesome, too; Jake Kaufman’s a genius!

  • Jawstafarian

    we dont need another heroo, we dont need to know the wayyy home, all we want is far beyonndd the thunderdome….hey? … what do you mean nobody liked that one?.. but tina turner.. ohhhh oh ok.. hehmm… well, i’jj just be off then…

  • Like Icare

    No, that’s dorkiness. Chicks dig that.
    They also dig cars.

    Than again I was taught that by a wombspaceless monster and a bat-fetish S&M psycho who’s playing out his childhood trauma by beating criminals to a pulp.
    So… take that with a grain of salt.

  • Like Icare

    DID IT BLEED!?

  • RLMkeepitup

    I still need to watch Thunderdome, just to say I have.

  • tOmy`

    I am looking forward to the day Jack’s kids grow up and come back here to look for the comments…

    “Geee, I wonder what my dad’s fans had to say about this vid- OH MY FUCKING SHIT!”

  • Palpatine

    So, who here likes Pokemon?

  • tOmy`

    I liked them when I was a younger cheerleader. I used to trade cards for blowjobs. But after they introduced another 100 or 150, I somewhat lost interest.

    I did play (and finish) Pokemon Silver tho. So you can call me “trainer” from now on.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I need to take a peekatchu jigglypuffs cause my bulbisaur

  • tOmy`

    Didn’t get through the whole playlist, but despite acid not being my thing, the first track and the Jawbreaker are pretty fucking great.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Only for the girls.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Like Mew?

  • Like Icare
  • Palpatine

    Anything Pokemon related; the games, the trading cards, the anime, etc.

  • No.

  • Jawstafarian

    its the best… lol

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I like their music.

    But since you’re asking a serious question, I think, I used to have Pokemon trading cards when it was still hip and watched the show from time to time. I guess the over-saturation of trading card battle anime kind of killed it for me. Not that I was ever that into it anyway. Never played any of the games or anything.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    I hated the show as a kid. That’s right, I was a sexracist.

  • Palpatine

    Is it because the English dub called rice-balls donuts?

  • Jay Stein

    Never did, too old. Space Cruiser Yamato, that’s Anime

  • Jawstafarian

    i stumbled upon jay’s theme tune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UX2afsTqFI

  • Jay Stein

    I’m an Elder-Newb. I’ve been lurking here since the beginning…Have some respect dear sir…

  • Jay Stein

    My first console was Intellivision by Mattel. That shit crapped out almost immediately, but it was the best console for a about as short of a time. Then came COLECOVISION, and the world was wonderful. Then I grew pubes and life went downhill from there. To think I actually thought the opposite sex was funner than video games. Ahh the idiocy of youth…

  • TapewormVelocipede

    I’ve never seen English dub.

  • Jay Stein

    me too!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Was a deep-voiced Czech guy doing all the dubs?

  • Cream-A-Thon

    It’ll always be Starblazers to me.

  • Percy Gryce

    Here’s a little stocking stuffer for all you Plinkettes come Christmas:

    http://www.royalbooks.com/details.php?record=135434

  • omitted

    I was a Narutard at one point…

  • Palpatine
  • Percy Gryce

    Holy shit, we can do gifs again?!?!

  • Jay Stein

    Guys. I just don’t think Jay Bauman is gay. Just a nice nerdish guy. I personally think Jay and I share much in common. We even look similar. I get the “are you gay” question all of the time, since High School even (I’m 45 now). It’s because I like my alone time, my living space is clean and I’m not a womanizer. I think Jay is very dedicated to RLM and that’s his first priority. We also share the weight fluctuation, which has taught me that there is a ‘zone” of healthy weight and there is a such thing as being too skinny. Of course I could be wrong and if Jay is gay then good for him and I hope he finds someone that makes him happy. To me it doesn’t matter Jay and Mike and Rich have done what most people can’t. They stuck to their dreams and they have an awesome studio and web channel…..now hire me for computer graphics you HACK FRAUDS!

  • Palpatine

    I don’t think he’s gay either, just a little flamboyant.

  • omitted

    Palpy can bypass the blocks with the Dark Side.

  • Palpatine

    I just posted the link to the gif, and I’m not seeing it.

  • Jawstafarian

    not that there’s anything wrong with that

  • omitted

    The Force works in mysterious ways…

  • omitted

    But in the HitB-verse the character named Jay is gay, right? RIGHT?!

  • Palpatine
  • TapewormVelocipede

    We know Jay’s not gay, he mentioned he has a girlfriend before. We just still wanna do him. No homo

  • omitted

    No*

  • omitted

    I wanna live in the HitB-verse…

  • TapewormVelocipede

    I just peeked into THE FORBIDEN PLACE and some S&M shit and dead rabbits bleeding was on. What a hole.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    They sometimes appear when you open someone’s reply containing a gif. It disappears after you refresh.

  • Palpatine

    Just go to Switzerland and use the
    Large Hadron Collider to somehow teleport yourself there.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Fuck Swiss people, seriously. #watchinghockey

  • Cream-A-Thon

    You must admit he’s clearly a top, though.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    I honestly kinda like it. It’s not good though.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    You’ll have to notify me when/if Finland goes against the Czech. Then we’ll fight.

  • omitted

    Ooohhhhh… I thought the LHC stood for Ludicrously Huge Cock. Good thing that I have the tickets already reserved…

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Oh I will, I will. But that “if” is pretty strong with us these days.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Can I buy a Jedi script and tear out the parts with the Ewoks?

  • Palpatine

    Both the Large Hadron Collider and the Ludicrously Huge Cock both have the power to destroy the world.

  • omitted

    Someone told me that if we lose to Russia today we face the Czech on Thursday…

  • omitted

    my ass*

  • WrongWithYourFace

    *Crosses fingers*

  • TapewormVelocipede

    That would be some facial

  • Jawstafarian

    so this a gay chatroom then

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Uhhhh..yes?

  • omitted

    Then? That is the reason I joined!

  • Plinkett-verse sounds better.

  • omitted

    The only thing stopping this from devolving into a gay orgy is the physical distance between everyone in the real world. That’s how I know Tapey and tOmy` are definitely hooking up…

  • omitted

    Perverse*

  • TapewormVelocipede

    It’s the pom poms, can’t resist.

  • omitted

    Although, according to that logic, I would be the thing wrong with Facey…

  • TapewormVelocipede

    I always just assumed you were constantly 69ing.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    So anyway, what’s your amusing anecdote connected to videogames? You know you have one. Come on.

  • Jawstafarian

    joystick

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Musta hurt

  • Jawstafarian

    i didnt say joystuck .. thats another story

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Bet you had to use gaypad after

  • Jawstafarian

    and iiiii eee iiiiiii willl alwayyyess loooaarve youuuu iiiiiiii … what what?… come on man thats the bodyguard… ya know whitney houston…. fine, tough crowd tonight.. sheesh

  • TapewormVelocipede

    I got 99 problems, but not about women, buddy.

  • I don’t wanna close my eyeeeeesssssss
    I don’t wanna faaaaaaaaaall asleep
    ‘Cause I’d miss you, baby
    And I don’t want to miss a thaaaaaaaaaaaang

    That was our yesterday’s jam while watching The Core.

  • Trying to think of one but… nope. Gaming is serious business.

  • Jay Stein

    That’s understandable

  • Jay Stein

    He says “eat it with your mouth” with such authority, I would agree

  • Jay Stein

    No because he was dating the”Ghost Girl”

  • Jawstafarian

    thats very sweet, thank you, mwa! xxoo

  • Jay Stein

    Were you #slutshamed a lot?

  • Jay Stein

    If that happened Rich would get beat up by them. Then he’d REALLY be pissed

  • Jay Stein
  • Jay Stein

    So with the GIF ban there is no way to post images? If there is a way will someone let me know?

  • Send me an e-mail to this webzone.
    You can only have links.

  • Bahareh Khosravi

    WMU’s and slots? sluts?

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Dingdingding!

  • Jay Stein

    Ahhh. Bummer…. 🙁

  • Jaws 13 – Oh Shark Me

    i tried that, all i got was a gift voucher for a penis pump and a jar of anal lube

  • Jaws 13 – Oh Shark Me
  • Jaws 13 – Oh Shark Me

    put that thing away before you poke somebodies eye out

  • TapewormVelocipede
  • Palpatine

    You wern’t here for the GIF War? Were you?

  • Jay Stein

    Actually I was. I may have been lurking that day. I found the whole thing absolutely hilarious. I enjoyed RLMs take on it as well…

  • dollar store cashier wife

    you’re forgetting Batman News

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Palpatine

    It was actually one of two battles fought in the T-Shirts Video War. The other was the Battle of the Sock Accounts.

  • Jaws 13 – Oh Shark Me

    now if they were wet t shirts, problem fixed

  • Jay Stein

    Good. I’m also sick of the dingy color schemes of the DC universe. MARVEL makes better movies, but I like CD comics better, esp the 70’s comics by DC. Except Superman with long hair

  • dollar store cashier wife

    get out you NERDDD

  • Jaws 13 – Oh Shark Me

    fuck dark, fuck ben affleck, and fuck hack snydar, fuck comics, fuck the world

  • Palpatine

    This isn’t a joke, just read the comments from that video:
    https://disqus.com/home/discussion/redlettermedia1/red_letter_media_t_shirts/

  • They’re fine as long as they don’t go Joel Schumacher on Marvel.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Death Ship playing now you know where!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Jawbreaker was indeed a choon.

  • Jay Stein

    Too bad I’m at work…

  • Jay Stein

    I haven’t liked one of the new comics movies since, well a long fucking time ago. I’m just old fashioned. The first Avengers was good. I haven’t seen “Age” but frankly It doesn’t look enjoyable to me

  • Jaws 13 – Oh Shark Me

    the fur was flying that day… jesus

  • I have been slowly catching up on them. If I see them on TV I watch them but I don’t get out of my way to see them. Having seen the Iron Man movies, Captain America 2, the pre-reboot Hulk and the first Avengers, I’d say they’re not so bad. I mean I’d stick to Iron Man, Captain America 2 and the Avengers. Thor looks boring. I wonder if Guardians of the Galaxy is as good as people make it out to be.

  • Jaws 13 – Oh Shark Me

    people confuse dark with deep, just because something isnt miserable to sit through, doesnt mean it isnt good cinema, this dark bullshit is like a man with a little penis, not naming any names, (hack snydar) trying to compensate for something

  • dollar store cashier wife

    GotG is nowhere near as good as people would like you think.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    No worries. We cancelled it since it was in Italian. I’ll try to get the English version for a future viewing..

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Sooner or later the audience will get tired of “Quips:The Movie” every year.I just find it funny that everytime some serious trailer for a Marvel movie gets released people think they’re seriously gonna get something different.It’s a conveyor belt product same as the shite DC churns out.

  • omitted

    Racist!

  • omitted

    So apparently I was talking out of my ass when I spoke about hockey… so sue me. Now that Finns won against Russia we will get the Czech as our opponents on Thursday.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I got the reference. But they’re a superstitious, cowardly lot.

  • Jawsinator 5 – Qui-GonJinnisys

    *Jawsbreaker

  • Jawsinator 5 – Qui-GonJinnisys

    you just like the big sticks

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Wooo! Czech Republic sucks!

  • omitted

    I’m actually rooting for them to knock Finland out. I have my reasons…

  • The Ghost

    I enjoyed the hell out of this game.

    That’s all I got.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Allright Fins, let’s dance.

  • Jawsinator 5 – Qui-GonJinnisys

    the ghost who talks

  • Jawsinator 5 – Qui-GonJinnisys
  • 約香蕉Dildo

    M東西長約香蕉:Dildo
    學名香蕉穆薩,意思是“智者的水果。”
    香蕉漂浮在水中一樣,蘋果和西瓜。
    夏威夷是哪裡香蕉商業化種植,但在同一時間,他們也生長在加利福尼亞州和佛羅里達州南部在美國的唯一地方。絕大多數美國人的香蕉吃來自拉丁美洲國家和南美洲,包括哥斯達黎加,厄瓜多爾,哥倫比亞,洪都拉斯,巴拿馬和危地馬拉。
    你在超市看到香蕉的類型稱為卡文迪什香蕉。優選的品種本來是格羅斯米歇爾,基本上絕種了1960年,由於真菌名為巴拿馬病。
    有些文化(最特別是日本)使用光纖香蕉植物,使織物的,有時甚至是紙。
    最快的馬拉松有史以來裝扮成一個水果競爭對手運行的是2小時,58分鐘,20秒,記錄在巴塞羅那馬拉松3月6日,2011年的亞軍是帕特里克·懷特曼從英國,誰打扮成香蕉。

  • 約香蕉Dildo

    M東西長約香蕉:Dildo
    學名香蕉穆薩,意思是“智者的水果。”
    香蕉漂浮在水中一樣,蘋果和西瓜。
    夏威夷是哪裡香蕉商業化種植,但在同一時間,他們也生長在加利福尼亞州和佛羅里達州南部在美國的唯一地方。絕大多數美國人的香蕉吃來自拉丁美洲國家和南美洲,包括哥斯達黎加,厄瓜多爾,哥倫比亞,洪都拉斯,巴拿馬和危地馬拉。
    你在超市看到香蕉的類型稱為卡文迪什香蕉。優選的品種本來是格羅斯米歇爾,基本上絕種了1960年,由於真菌名為巴拿馬病。
    有些文化(最特別是日本)使用光纖香蕉植物,使織物的,有時甚至是紙。
    最快的馬拉松有史以來裝扮成一個水果競爭對手運行的是2小時,58分鐘,20秒,記錄在巴塞羅那馬拉松3月6日,2011年的亞軍是帕特里克·懷特曼從英國,誰打扮成香蕉。.

  • 約香蕉Dildo

    M東西長約香蕉:Dildo
    學名香蕉穆薩,意思是“智者的水果。”
    香蕉漂浮在水中一樣,蘋果和西瓜。
    夏威夷是哪裡香蕉商業化種植,但在同一時間,他們也生長在加利福尼亞州和佛羅里達州南部在美國的唯一地方。絕大多數美國人的香蕉吃來自拉丁美洲國家和南美洲,包括哥斯達黎加,厄瓜多爾,哥倫比亞,洪都拉斯,巴拿馬和危地馬拉。
    你在超市看到香蕉的類型稱為卡文迪什香蕉。優選的品種本來是格羅斯米歇爾,基本上絕種了1960年,由於真菌名為巴拿馬病。
    有些文化(最特別是日本)使用光纖香蕉植物,使織物的,有時甚至是紙。
    最快的馬拉松有史以來裝扮成一個水果競爭對手運行的是2小時,58分鐘,20秒,記錄在巴塞羅那馬拉松3月6日,2011年的亞軍是帕特里克·懷特曼從英國,誰打扮成香蕉。..

  • 約香蕉Dildo

    M東西長約香蕉:Dildo
    學名香蕉穆薩,意思是“智者的水果。”
    香蕉漂浮在水中一樣,蘋果和西瓜。
    夏威夷是哪裡香蕉商業化種植,但在同一時間,他們也生長在加利福尼亞州和佛羅里達州南部在美國的唯一地方。絕大多數美國人的香蕉吃來自拉丁美洲國家和南美洲,包括哥斯達黎加,厄瓜多爾,哥倫比亞,洪都拉斯,巴拿馬和危地馬拉。
    你在超市看到香蕉的類型稱為卡文迪什香蕉。優選的品種本來是格羅斯米歇爾,基本上絕種了1960年,由於真菌名為巴拿馬病。
    有些文化(最特別是日本)使用光纖香蕉植物,使織物的,有時甚至是紙。
    最快的馬拉松有史以來裝扮成一個水果競爭對手運行的是2小時,58分鐘,20秒,記錄在巴塞羅那馬拉松3月6日,2011年的亞軍是帕特里克·懷特曼從英國,誰打扮成香蕉。….

  • 約香蕉Dildo

    M東西長約香蕉:Dildo
    學名香蕉穆薩,意思是“智者的水果。”
    香蕉漂浮在水中一樣,蘋果和西瓜。
    夏威夷是哪裡香蕉商業化種植,但在同一時間,他們也生長在加利福尼亞州和佛羅里達州南部在美國的唯一地方。絕大多數美國人的香蕉吃來自拉丁美洲國家和南美洲,包括哥斯達黎加,厄瓜多爾,哥倫比亞,洪都拉斯,巴拿馬和危地馬拉。
    你在超市看到香蕉的類型稱為卡文迪什香蕉。優選的品種本來是格羅斯米歇爾,基本上絕種了1960年,由於真菌名為巴拿馬病。
    有些文化(最特別是日本)使用光纖香蕉植物,使織物的,有時甚至是紙。
    最快的馬拉松有史以來裝扮成一個水果競爭對手運行的是2小時,58分鐘,20秒,記錄在巴塞羅那馬拉松3月6日,2011年的亞軍是帕特里克·懷特曼從英國,誰打扮成香蕉。h

  • Jawsinator 5 – Qui-GonJinnisys

    hi kim jong-il

  • Jay Stein

    Hello Chinese Bot

  • dollar store cashier wife

    When a woman gets a vibrator it’s seen as a bit of naughty fun. But when a guy orders a 240v Fuckmaster Pro 5000 blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticised anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system…he’s called a pervert!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Racist!

  • Jawsinator 5 – Qui-GonJinnisys

    it’s a man’s world

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    i’ll have the number 5, the chicken chow mein

  • Cream-A-Thon
  • My ex wife

    I like the blacksmith girl, and Paul Bettany.

  • The gents loved it.

  • Palpatine

    Um, yes?

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    basically he said would you like to join him in a gay old time

  • Palpatine

    I’m straight, but there is a gay guy on this site, and he only wants to have a Jay old time.

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    you’re good palpy, i’ll give you that

  • Mark Bisone

    I dressed up as a banana once, too. It wasn’t exactly for a marathon, though I’m told I showed quite a bit of endurance.

  • sepiajack

    Delightful as ever Pre-Rec team!

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    pretty sure thats how aids started

  • Palpatine

    Looks like Jaws got deleted again.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Press ‘x’ to pay respects.

  • Mark Bisone

    This is the second one of these in a row where I got something out of it that wasn’t video game related, and again it was from Jack. His description of his kids’ elation playing what’s supposed to be an old-and-busted style of game reminds me of what some of us were talking about on the Disney’s Marvel’s Avenger’s Utron’s thread, about showing today’s youngsters all-ages films from 70’s and 80’s, and how the reactions were often sheer amazement, connection and joy compared to current smooth, slick, bland products they’re subjected to

    I don’t know if it’s exactly the same phenomenon as with video games, but when Jack mentioned his kid’s feelings of frustration with the game’s difficulty, followed by a proportionally large feeling of accomplishment and joy when he overcame them, I could definitely see an analog with older films. One feeling kids all share (or, at least, used to) is that they don’t want you to hold their hands all the time. This instinct is how nature sustains itself, and should be encouraged. Instead, most of the childrens’ films I’ve been forced to watch over the years seem intent on sanding down all the sharp edges, reducing all the scary, sad or challenging bits to minor bumps. At the same time, they’re also being subjected to the same brute force tactics of special effects and editing the rest of us, with the production trying to overwhelm and assault the senses rather than encourage out imaginations to pave in the gaps.

    What was I saying? Oh yes, butts.

  • And like every movie monster he’ll rise again.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    ‘F

  • Palpatine

    Showing kids the Original Star Wars Trilogy is something all parents should do. The videos of kids reacting to Darth Vader telling Luke he’s his father are priceless.

  • Mark Bisone

    Yeah. My brother had the good sense to show his kids the OT before the prequels. Needless to say, they were huge fans of the early films, and extremely bored with George’s rhyming poetry.

  • tOmy`

    [this comment has been deleted due to a massive, MASSIVE amount of reasoning, humor, sexual innuendo and inside trivia]

  • Like Icare

    Not the same.

    DC has no clue what they are doing. But they think that they do, and that all it takes is just making it a BIT more darker and gritty. While slapping in product placements Adam Sandler wishes he could get his hands on.

    Marvel on the other hand is completely aware that they are LYING to its audience – and they feel no issue with it because they know that, while they may bitch and moan, Marvel fans will pay to watch two flies having sex on a pile of warm shit if they are told “That on one the left is Iron Man’s turd, and the turd on the right is Thor… No! Hulk’s! No! Black Widow’s! NO! Captain America’s! YEAH! THAT’S RIGHT! It’s cymbalizm about war and flies and shit…”

    And then six months later there is a short, showing us that the turds were actually Trevor’s (remember him?) and that the entire thing was pre-para-quel to Iron Man 3, showing us what happened in Trev’s toilet.
    And everyone will go crazy, saying it was the best short ever.

    Marvel is Disney.
    And Disney has almost a century of experience, and best research money can buy on catering to entertainment needs of small children and retards.

  • Shitty PC port doesn’t show proper button prompts?

  • Like Icare

    GotG is not a GOOD good movie.

    You could pick it apart for a bajilion things.

    But it is the most fun movie I’ve seen in ages.
    It is actually just masquerading as a superhero movie.
    Hint: none of them is a superhero.

    They are criminals (with special abilities – because aliens) forced to work together first out of greed then in order to save the world/galaxy/universe… in space.
    It’s a space opera adventure action comedy.
    And it is FUN.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    F is the proper prompt you dirty peasant!

  • I love that you included the kids’ perceptions to see if you were too nostalgic. Great episode! At one point I was afraid Rich was going to say ‘put myself in a child’ which would have been classic but not cool.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Donkey is back from the hospital, goyz. You all can breathe a sigh of relief now!

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Fuck DC!

    (that’s the new hello)

  • dollar store cashier wife

    CALL TO ARMS

  • Domo_Returns

    Hmmm, with this website the way it is, I now only think of this when I hear or read the words banana endurance.

    https://youtu.be/hh4yp07UKEg?t=14s

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    O hai! Fuck everything!

  • Cream-A-Thon

    The housepital?

  • Like Icare

    Late ’90s, someone at work hears me talking on the phone to my palls about “getting together and getting killed”* after work.

    “You’re gonna get drunk after work? You go out somewhere, or are you getting together at someone’s place?”
    “What? No. We play Counterstrike and we kill each other, so we call it like that.”

    *Not the exact translation of the phrase.

  • Alex

    That is all fine and good, but which turd will win?

  • Domo_Returns

    SPOILER ALERT.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    DC has Dan DiDio. *slidewhistle sound*

  • Like Icare

    Jay’s homosexual (or lack thereof) status has got nothing to do with it.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=R7DhFhzkjcA#t=136

  • Ogrot

    Why didn’t he get the 420v Fuckmaster LX5200, then?

  • Like Icare

    You gotta pay for at least 5 more movies to find that out.
    Two turds are only the Phase 2, or Number 2, or whatever they call it now.

  • Like Icare

    Didn’t he change his name to Duff Daddy or something?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Did I miss a story related to this?

  • Bubs

    Was it a boy or a girl?

  • Ogrot

    U Mad Max, bro?

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    It’s an androgynous cyber-lifeform, you big cissy.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Probably.

  • Bubs

    Awww… I’m sure he/she/it will grow up to be a big FAG.

    By which I mean, a Friendly And Generous person.

  • NotRickBerman

    It’s the epilogue to Clerks 2

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I didn’t knew what the Korean poster what saying but his nickname being Dildo made me pull out that particular copypasta up above.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Aw, that’s a nice acronym. We’re all such nice people!
    That’s why I refer to you as my SNP-homies. For street cred.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    All I hear when someone says banana is this:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvBCvA1LE8o

  • Like Icare

    Funny…

    That’s only about a $1000 more than RLM’s monthly Patreon allotment.

    Just sayin…

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    You do your thing, and I’ma go fence some Danes.

  • Domo_Returns

    Don’t forget those of us with Sugar Tits. We care, too!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Oh. Umm- Congratulation!

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    I think everyone who has any kind of sex is a pervert. It’s all very weird.
    Now cleaning something with a microfiber cloth on the other hand: that’s a wholesome, erotic experience…

  • Like Icare

    You need to make them fences extra tall or they’ll just hop over them.
    Danes are like the third tallest people in the world.

    http://www.askmen.com/top_10/travel/top-10-tallest-countries_3.html

  • WrongWithYourFace

    But it’ll mess up your ph balance!

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    No no no no, I use a blow torch for that. Silly.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Canceling anything Italian is a pretty sensible policy.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Talk about a blowjob.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Fire is very cleansing. It’s the only way you can get rid of “the thing”.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Unless it’s The new Barbarians. And Death Ship was just dubbed in Italian.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    I feel like this is going to result in some weird rumors. But… I’ma just let that happen. :p

  • Palpatine

    Was the Italian version at least subtitled?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    No. I have my top men on the case, though. A proper version will likely be screened tomorrow.

  • Domo_Returns

    He even liked your comment. He’s one helluva dildo.

  • JAGUART

    Poor little Jackson probably cries at the mention of it.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    I prefer li-sa tits. It’s worth the upgrade fee, trust me.

  • Palpatine

    When are you guys gonna watch something other than an action, horror, or sci-fi movie?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Such as?

  • Palpatine

    A non-medy or a bad kids movie.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    We did watch “She’s All That”. I’m all for more rom-coms (as long as they’re not Machungies).

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    That’s a real stand-up dildo.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    The place is very much open for suggestions. Right now people are mostly watching whatever’s been added to the playlist, nothing scheduled.

    And Baby’s Day Out was pretty much the first thing we watched.

  • Palpatine

    The only other bad kids movies that we watched were Nukie, which was one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen in my life, and Garbage Pail Kids, which wasn’t as bad as people say it is.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Doesn’t Catch a Yeti count as a kids movie? That’s been watched too.

    I for one can’t think of any bad kids movies, but if you do, then great.

  • Palpatine

    Holy shit, I forgot about To Catch a Yeti.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I missed that, so I’d be up for a rerun sometime, at least.

  • instant relief

    Maybe even a sigh of instant relief?

  • RLMkeepitup

    Jaws was never happy in the water with the other fish. If you watch the movies he just keeps trying to jump out at the people.

  • RLMkeepitup

    but some of us come here to hone and refine all of those things

  • Captain Turbo

    This was the weirdest episode of Best of the Worst ever.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    if it wasnt for the budget and actors it would be best of the worst material.

  • Domo_Returns

    Sweet. We’re Simple Nucleotide Polymorphs!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    you know i was thinking… Mad Max: Road Rash took 17 years to make…
    Mad Max is the new Boyhood. Suck it Linklater!

  • Cream-A-Thon

    So, what’s it about?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    the whole web is straining under the weight of every critic in the world gushing words about how much they love Mad Max.
    and every single one of them mentioned how they loved the lack of CGI.
    take that Jorge Lucas!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Splosions and cars… and sploding cars.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    A movie filled with nothing but Pintos, Fieros, and Corvairs would be relevant to my interests.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    there is a 1973 XB GT Ford Falcon Coupe. but that was only released in Australia. so you have probably never seen one.
    http://dailynewsdig.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Mad-Max-Interceptor-replica-1.jpg

  • RLMkeepitup

    The actor playing Max said it’s like one long scene, so only 2 hours of Max’s life, basically the end of road warrior stretched out to the whole film. It’s out 7 pm today in US.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Domo_Returns you where right the web is descending into rabid trolling over plot points. mostly over the car.
    so here is some arguments you can use for fun if people complain that the car blew up in Mad Max II

    Its not the original Victorian police MFP interceptor from the first movie. it has a totally different fake supercharger and no police markings on the front quarter panel.
    Also ‘Interceptor’ is just what victorian police call a highway pursuit car, its not the production name of the car which was a 1973 XB GT Ford Falcon Coupe.
    so yes the the last ‘Interceptor’ is gone. but obviously max stole a new Falcon.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Midnight here. T -9 hours and counting…

  • omitted
  • omitted

    lap*

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Only in movies, alas. Last Ford from Australia that I can think of right now was the last Mercury Capri convertible.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercury_Capri#/media/File:Mercury-Capri.jpg

  • Andrew Thompson.

    some one told me she stole the Infinity Gems from Thanos and Bejazzedled her Vagoogoo making the Infinitygyna.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Are they really arguing about that? I recall the line when he enters the stronghold: “last of the V8 interceptors”. I assumed it was something with the engine though the guy hadn’t really looked yet before he said it.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    that was a bucket of shit as i recall.

  • omitted

    To celebrate here’s the video you keep asking about:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_2AgaZJWro

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • Andrew Thompson.

    the first movie is a 1970’s oil crisis movie. the implication was that no one makes V8’s anymore because the use to much fueloil.

  • Hope that you used a laxative, those babyguys are hard to get out.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    If its any consolation the Pontiac G8 is dearly missed along with its marque.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    GM did go tits-up…

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    tits, in general, are fine by me

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    not that there’s anything wrong with that

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    i had one of those, til the wheels fell off

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    isn’t that what scientists call a black hole

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    well that’s a selling point for a lot of folks, nostalgia, and the folks that like it are very much into details of the cars, one of the good things about it was the attention to detail in things like that, made it feel real-ish

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    nicely said man, very articulate, someone should copy and paste this into a open letter to hollywood

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    hi kids i’m batman… good morning mr batman… now remember kids when you have a problem with somebody, just use your fists and knock that mutherfucker out, preferably in the dark, its gotta be dark remember that, that’s important

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    now any questions?, yes you up the back… excuse me mr batman but isnt superman your friend? … i aint got time for friends, you trying to be funny? do you bleed? come back here boy i aint finished with you yet

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    you sound like my ex wife

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine
  • Andrew Thompson.

    holden didnt. GM sold them out for a better bottom line. why we keep selling our brands to the seppos is beyond me…. oh, wait. its the money…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i have no idea on the question of Jen’s ethnicity…

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    i said black hole, not black ho

  • Andrew Thompson.

    the bucket of shit comment was for the FORD Capri.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Then I’ll have to lend you some of my issues of Moob Monthly.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    as most Vergoos are pink on the inside that is not accurate.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i know Omitted isnt against tits. in a literal sense.

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    mr vergoo, decent cartoon that, the movie sucked though

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Ok, just so you all know… I’d pull an Alien 3 before I let any hideous infant-creature gestate and emerge from this> body.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    You at the back boy! you cant have any pudding if you dont eat the meat!… EAT THE MEAT!
    i’m not sure if this is a catholic school joke or a Pink Floyd tribute.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    so you where having the molten lead removed? or gill implants to enhance your Vorlon powers?

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    they have a whole stack of those in the waiting room at the manhole, needless to say i subscribed

  • Andrew Thompson.

    *sucking Vargoo! “time to pay the rent!”
    and if anyone knows where thats from i’ll suck any part of their body they chose.

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    ohh thats it boy, mmm thats that way, hey hey! dont clench your butt cheeks boy or youll rip my dam cock off

  • Andrew Thompson.

    One day i will write a movie about the CREEPY! shit that happened to me at St Thomas More Primary School Belgrave.
    We had a teacher nicknamed ‘Mr Stiffy’ because of his visible erections during class.

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    good morning mr stiffy

  • Andrew Thompson.

    close its,
    Good Morn-ing Mis-t-her Stiffy.
    its about cadence.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Are you rushing or dragging?

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell
  • omitted

    Ew, keep your gonorrhea away from me!

  • omitted

    I knew that Fox&Seyfried turd was about you!

  • omitted

    Since Jaws’ previous entry got removed, I present you another music to describe Jay’s feelings towards us (and me particularly) in its chorus. As always, the pretty boys are entirely incidental 😉

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhN5yv8lvdc

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    you must be talking about vladimir pootin, who is both

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    the grabowskis, meet the grabowskis, we’ll have a dude time, a yabba doo time, we’ll have Jay old time

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i think Jay wished we would all die suffering in an art house movie.

    https://youtu.be/kbGSa11yA1c

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Russian Dragon?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i think if nothing else we learn from this song, ‘Fist’ can be a verb.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Tch.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i still hate the dude bros because of the first RLM war. so many dicks called “Dude Bro” not understanding that they are the joke.
    i miss the old page. it was darker… literally, no white background in the olden days.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Don’t make me chase you around the schoolyard!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i was teased a lot with andy pandy. but no girl ever cried after kissing me.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Donkey got his logic board replaced. He was just lying on the ground, and drooling with vacant-eyes, so I had to dump him off in front of the ER and drive away at top-speed. That’s how you get government-subsidized health care in the United States.

  • Its mostly bad times…

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    They were probably too busy eating paste to cleanse their palate.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Unless he’s a fan of Bears as well as Jays.

  • omitted

    Halp, Andrew, Domo, somebody! Cooties…

  • But wasn’t that just a dream? I think Alien 5 is just about birthing babies and flailing.

    #oxygenate

  • tOmy`

    This sounds like a job for Super Cheerleader!

    All rights reserved to Marvel because DC sucks.

  • The last two platforming games I played was Super Metroid and Castlevania Rondo of Blood. The Castlevania game was too hard so I had to call it quits. It was also hard to get the emulator working and I was planning to give it another try this summer when I have more time. But I cant seem to remeber how to get it working now. Damn.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Omitted, get in here and make some erection jokes~!

  • He is going to soil my comment now.

    #feelingdirtyalready

  • tOmy`

    This is odd, because I know the feeling Jack is talking about, however I felt like that about my dad, not the other way around. We started playing UT roughly at the same time, but he never had enough time, so he quickly fell behind. After some time, he just gave up on the main, super-fast mods and went to play something we call Camper Arena (basically massive maps, camping with snipers only) and he became one of the best European players in that very mode. It was slower and he could smoke while playing.

    On the other hand, unlike me, he totally finished first Alien vs. Predator on Director’s Cut difficulty, which, if you remember, does require a massive amount of balls and nerves of steel.

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    yeah but erections jokes are really hard to do

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    So many things are so very, very hard.

  • omitted

    Leave it to you to suck all the joy out of it…

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    HA, I’m far too selfish to suck at anything.

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    a good man is hard to find or is that a hard man is good to find i get so confused

  • omitted

    at anyone*

  • omitted

    Both.

  • tOmy`

    Is you being there for every RLM war some sort of a coincidence?

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    I prefer to call them things, ty.

  • omitted

    Andrew has that effect on people…

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Neither!

  • omitted

    Are you sure you’re riding your donkey the right way? You seem more ‘itchy than usual…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    no. i have always been here. and may be a total arsehole.

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    *either

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    I’ve been taking my Vitamin-B lately. *dismissive shrug*

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    what do you mean may be

  • Andrew Thompson.

    thats what she said.

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    i prefer the submissive hug myself

  • omitted

    fuck*

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    I never submit… Unless a man can best me in battle!!

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    when it comes to battle of the sexes we all know who would win

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    The Third Genders of course. They’re very wiley.

  • Insert

  • omitted

    Okay tOmy` and Tapey, I need you and your cuntrymen to do me a favor. Wait wait, don’t pull down your pants just yet! I’m talking about the World Ice Hockey Championships. I’d like you to knock Finland out of the games so that I don’t have to endure any of that wretched sport at my house warming party this Saturday. Some of my so-called friends are obsessed with it and I’m afraid I have to indulge them if Finland is still in the running. So help me tOmy`-wan Tapey, you’re my only hope!

  • tOmy`

    Just yesterday I was thinking in a pub that I should let you know you are only two days away from seeing the end of your nightmare.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Terminator Geny-SIS.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Andrew is the key to all of this.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    if only we could make him work…

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Terminator Jenny-Cis. *pyu pyu!* That’s me firing my privilege beams around recklessly.

  • omitted

    Awww, you were thinking of me outside the RLM webzone? *blushes* Normally I wouldn’t care rat’s ass about the puck slinging, but now it threatens to spoil my carefully laid plans…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    you know what i like about Ice Hockey?….
    its not as boring as field hockey.
    By 200 millionth of a percent.

  • omitted

    There is no way to diminish the effects of him

  • Andrew Thompson.

    you know what they say about carefully laid plans…
    gang aft agley

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    beware of the ion shooting orbs

  • tOmy`

    Since there were some comments towards “over-payed athletes” lately (and I sorta do agree with them), I was thinking I should introduce you to a sport I really love the most and that is freestyle skiing. And to somehow show you the pain, dedication and skill of one of the most badass athletes of this sport, who risk their lives every other week, while not being paid that much – that is if you don’t count the fact that their job is pretty much their dream life. I guess the best (and most interesting thing for non-skiers) is this little document:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afDYEtQmC6I

    If you ever seen any skier / skater / or anybody from extreme sports wearing either “saucer boy” t-shirt or “in Shane we believe” helmet, this is where it comes from. This person was not only the ultimate entertainer and almost untouchable skier, he also helped innovating bungee jumping, base jumping, wingsuits and freestyle skis. And, as you may guess from me using a past tense, he paid the ultimate price. It is a great peek into a person’s life – someone, who is possibly the biggest inspiration for all freestyle skiers out there – and a great peek into what it means to be an adrenalin junkie. And it does include some of the most pants-shitting stunts you have ever seen.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    OW my eyes and genitals they burn!… i should see a doctor.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Don’t worry, Boss will get the hang of it one day… If only he could remember how!

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Kleenex*

  • Andrew Thompson.

    drugs might work? hint hint…

  • omitted

    Meh, I prefer “saucy boy”.

  • omitted

    The Doctor*

  • Andrew Thompson.

    *Who?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    or?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    so much past tense used. confirmed for dead.

  • tOmy`

    Yea, unfortunately, this sport has lost it’s big share of the most talented people out there.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    we had the biggest Radio mast in the southern hemisphere just south of me. after a few base jumpers deaths they demolished it in march.
    the tremor cracked tiles in the bathroom.
    extreme sports people are selfish cunts.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Reasoning accepted.

  • tOmy`

    Well, I was more referring to freestyle skiers. They really don’t harm anyone, except themselves.

  • tOmy`

    I wouldn’t worry that much, I think that this year we have a better team. But, if your friends are really that obsessed, your slumber party could turn into a mourning fest.

  • irata42

    First Alien vs. Predator?
    The one on the SNES, GB, Arcade or Jaguar?

    Or the first on PC, but that would be Aliens vs. Predator (Aliens plural)
    That was a hard one, until they released that “sissy patch”.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Avalanches!

  • tOmy`

    Thanks for the correction – I was thinking about it, but I do remember that game just as “AvP”.

    And yea, when they introduced the ability to have 4 saves per mission, it kinda lost it’s charm. And by charm I mean eating your keyboard.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    isnt AvP the 2010 version.

  • tOmy`

    No clue, we just used to call it AvP and AvP 2.

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    weren’t the movies great, and when i say great i dont really mean it

  • omitted

    But if you beat us off tomorrow, then they’ll have two days to recover before the party.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Grate?

  • Red Skeleton

    I’m sorry to differ with you sir, but *you* are the arsehole. You’ve always been the arsehole. I should know sir – I’ve always been here.

  • Red Skeleton

    So… when’s Domo_Forever scheduled out? And who’ve they got playing Domogirl?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    soo not the 2010 version because the next one after that was colonial marines and you would remember the shitty taste it left in your mouth.

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    denise richards, who else

  • Red Skeleton

    So my wife was cuddling our daughter and said “She’s my girl.” And I shouted “You’re girl? How’d she get to be YOUR girl?!”

    Would’ve been funnier if she’d actually SEEN the movie, i’ll admit.

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • Red Skeleton

    She really tears me apart sometimes…

  • I still have to use mouthwash after that one.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    it was so glitchy i have never finished it. i got sick of downloading patches.

  • omitted

    But I can’t accept this. You should have said “I’ll allow it”!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i imagine a young Winona Ryder.

  • Red Skeleton

    What is it with you and Denises?

    Sorry, what I meant to say was:

    What is it with Denises?!

  • omitted

    penises*

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Dennis’s penis*
    AKA Dennis the menace.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Shit, you’re right. Where’s Pa Kent when you need him?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    The A.V club. he has forsaken us!

  • I wish I could splice these two videos together. https://youtu.be/Mhx4RTy4E5E?t=53s
    https://youtu.be/mrXfh4hENKs?t=1m19s

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    maybe

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Boy, am I glad I have no hockey friends.

  • Red Skeleton

    You want to know what’s a little sad? i thought that was a picture of Jaime Hammer at first, who is a friend of Denise Milani. I know this and I’m not even a particular fan of either of them.

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    her name’s not lisa by any chance is it

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Is her name Lisa?

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    snapppp

  • Red Skeleton

    It is, actually.

  • Red Skeleton

    yes, yes it is, actually.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Jinxed. My computer lagged oh-so-appropriately. Otherwise I would’ve beat you, I swear.

  • Red Skeleton

    And my son is named Thomas. Unfortunate, I know. /_/

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    sure it did

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I knew you wouldn’t believe me. 🙁

  • WrongWithYourFace

    But now you have a reason to watch it again show it to her.

  • omitted

    Yeah, I don’t care what they do in the privacy of their own homes, but do they really need to rub it in our face all the time.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    so much irony i nearly died laughing.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I thought you liked things rubbed in your face. Or is “all the time” the key to all of this?

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    ya know Mike kind of reminds me of one them gorilla strip-a-gram things, not that there’s anything wrong with apes, i think the monkees are rather sexy…..oh hang on thats the door… i wonder, could it be???… ahh just the fucking Mormons again, now where did i put my shotgun

  • omitted

    cumshot*

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i can help with the guns. i used to answer the door with a 12 gauge pump. and then be nice and invite them in.
    never had a single one say yes.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Oot sie melekkonen eräjorma.

  • Red Skeleton

    Oh God. Did I just do the thing where one person makes a subtle joke and the other person makes the exact same joke but explicitly and acts all clover for it?

  • omitted

    Ano. Toto.

  • omitted

    Both.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i have literally been in to many explosions to laugh…
    seriously when i laugh i rupture my eardrums again.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    one of us did. statistically i would blame Andrew.

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    i remember this one time, at the manhole, this huge guy, we called him lisa, anyway, he took me from behind, and i was like, youre tearing me apart lisa, yeah, doesnt have quite the same ring to it really

  • I wanted to make a Dennis the Penis joke but it doesn’t rhyme as well as Elvis the Pelvis.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Evils the Peniles? no thats not working.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    OK… so this is happening… not sure how i feel.
    https://youtu.be/KRCeRVo8wQs

  • Captain Turbo

    Ah, that brings me back… I used to love the Jetsons when I was a kid.

  • Captain Turbo

    The last platformers I played were Monkeys Go Bananas, Monkeys Go Bananas II, and Pudding Challenge. Of the three, I can only recommend Monkeys Go Bananas II.

  • Captain Turbo

    Monkeys are not apes. They don’t belong to the union.

  • This feels like 30 Rock with a little of The Office added to the mix…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    thats what they are going for… still not sure how to feel. the muppet show was never a “KIDS” show, but….

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    the muppet show, classic.. this.. feels like you could swap out the muppets for any generic pixar disney shrek ”comedy” pretty much how ive felt about the muppets for a while, they just seem, to clean or something, too sanatized. in HD, like seseme st is now, it doesnt have that.. edge anymore wheres my beer i need to go cry in it, wheres big bird gone god dam it

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Tru Dat.

  • Michael Collins

    Pre-loading the Witcher III Wild Hunt now on steam, 25gb, damn! file sizes have gotten slightly bigger since my Amiga days…

    Looking forward to playing, shame these 2 hacks will probably never pre rec it tho, or maybe they will?

  • It’s not bigger than GTAV, from what I gather. I think Max Payne 3 for PC was about 32 gigs and it was a linear shooter.

    I don’t think they’re interested in the Witcher, Geralt feels too ‘generic’ to them. At least I think that’s what I heard on Pre-rec Live.

  • Michael Collins

    Well they did that steaming 1888 turd or whatever it was called, maybe they’ll try a AAA title that people care about next time, or not..

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Steam is more evil than both of us combined. and given our history thats saying something.

  • Jack will hate it. It has lots of talking and cut-scenes.

  • It’ll get cancelled after a season or two. There was sit-com like this already. Sort of.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg0gOx5Iw5Y

  • Michael Collins

    Nah man, I like steam, so far, been on it since 2004 and never had any probs, and it’s kept my library intact for all those years without me losing any of my games, which would’nt be the case if the were all on disc.

  • I used to like Steam but after the whole Skyrim debacle, I’m reluctant to buy any games from them any more. Let’s not forget the shit that goes on at Greenlight and Early Access, too.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i really dont know how to feel.

  • Michael Collins

    I never buy early access, nor have anything to do with greenlight, so none of that bothers me.
    For what I use steam for, it works, can’t really say about any of the other lark I don’t get involved in.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    tru dat. but is become a massive dickhole eating downloads like popcorn.
    and not just online. if you buy the disc’s you still have to download 10 to 30 GB just for the install.

  • tOmy`

    Did someone say Deus Ex?!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    No.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    not to mention that when Steam eventually gives up on a game’s support it becomes unplayable.
    i installed Xwing V’s Tie Fighter and a 180mb patch made it run. i doubt that will work when steam decides that “no one plays X-com anymore.”

  • tOmy`

    You will pay for your lack of augments.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    ironically i have to constantly pay for my extensive arguments.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    sooooooo. Kevin Smith is making Mallrats 2: Mallbrats(sadly not a joke.)
    and Clerks3 which should be a sad violent adult drama about owning a convenience store but owing DRUG DEALERS a shit load of money(But wont be.)
    so after being raped repeatedly my childhood is officially dead.

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    the muppet show was so perfect in every way, that you can tell instantly when it isnt quite right, then you change the channel, because if it aint THE muppets, it aint shit, you would think the owners would understand this concept

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    i enjoyed the spin off if ya can call it that, the stoners, silent bob and jay, though ben affleck did his best to ruin it

  • Andrew Thompson.

    you mean the USSR? sorry Disney. Sorry evil empires blur together in the memory.

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    he’d be ok if he dropped the self aware he knows who he is bullshit

  • Michael Collins

    Well as I said, I like it so far, and as for games being discarded. I think that’s only ever happened once, but I can’t remember why.

    We are pc gamers I’m thinking, and as such we have work a rounds for nearly any eventuality, even the collapse of steam..

    Another reason I like the service is I don’t have a credit card these days, but I can buy steam credit at any convenience or konbini as they are called here, then I can purchase away on steam sales and offers to my hearts content.
    I rarely spend more than the equivalent of 5 dollars on a game, and my library is chock full of AAA titles, son I really can’t knock the service..

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i was going to ask if you meant Batfleck or the short guy. then i realised the answer is BOTH!

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    tru dat

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Remember Aol? AltVista? Yahoo? MYSPACE!!!!!? online death is perma death.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    the problem with that concept is i have the whole game of X-wing V’s Tie on a disc and a 180mb patch fixed the bits to make it work on a new windows platform.
    16GB of the new wolfenstein are on the steam webzone.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Says person who has resurrected himself countless times. Does it say on Steam’s service agreement that they have the right to pull out games without offering compensation?

  • Michael Collins

    I’m not getting your point.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    yes! and if your computer literally explodes and kills your family. even in the case of deliberate tampering, Steam is free and clear. do you EULA?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    again if steam goes down your holding your dick in your hand.
    If you can hack 15ish GB (not counting the 40g of game on disc) of game off the web i am impressed.
    now all you have to do is break the security protocols and then hack a whole 57 GB game.

  • Domo_Returns

    I remember what I was doing when Jim Henson died. I was babysitting some kids, watching The Great Muppet Caper on cable with them, when a breaking news report announced his death. I told the kids to go outside and play, while I just laid on their couch and cried like a baby.

    I don’t know if I was more upset because of someone great leaving us, or that the team of people who were going to replace him would never be able to do as good as he did, or even stoop so low to just be mediocre.

    I hate being right about it.

  • Michael Collins

    Do you think the games are stored in the cloud and you need to have steam to play them?

    That’s not the case at all, once you buy a game using steam you have to download it to YOUR OWN hardrive, all the files are stored locally, if you choose to use steam as a service for updates and patches, then you play the game with the .exe provided by steam.
    But, there’s nothing stopping you from creating iso images of your games, burning them to dvd, or storing them on hdd and bypassing the steam .exe altogether.

    I don’t see any problem..

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i was picking raspberries in the Yarra Valley, it was hard to explain why i burst into tears. i told them Australia just lost the Cricket.

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    i watched the dark crystal recently, was pretty dam good actually… but i knew it would be, because jim henson….

  • Andrew Thompson.

    nope! it take regular updates to keep going. change ISP and see what happens.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Dark Crystal is the only DC i care about.

  • Michael Collins

    You are not understanding what I’m saying, and this is more typing than I usually do in a year, so, ok then.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    your right. i was saying what you did, but from a negative point of view. hopefully some one will make a 1,8gb hack for xcom, so i dont have to download constantly to play it.,

  • omitted

    crack*

  • Andrew Thompson.

    700th!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i’m way old! we hacked and be damned if i’ll crack!

  • Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    is it wonker chocolate though

  • Andrew Thompson.

    wow thats a tasty pretzel.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    its backdoor chocolate. you dont want it.

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    *sexual chocolate

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Candy Ass. but in reverse.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    there was so many puns my spell checker committed SeppoQue.

  • Michael Collins

    Finished, took just over 2 hrs…I can live with that.
    Can’t play it till next Tuesday unfortunately, unless I go pirate..

  • Andrew Thompson.

    see fuck steam!

  • Michael Collins

    That’s not steam, it’s cd project, they own the game..and they decide when it’s activated..

  • Andrew Thompson.

    fine i’ll do it.
    Reverse in butt, ass candy.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    ok…. my bad.
    but?… really? Steam is shiting on your cornflakes and you say “yum!”?

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    i believe that children are our future, teach them well, let them lead the way, show them all the beauty they posses inside….. give them a sense of pride to make it easier, let the childrens laughter remind us…. come on everybody! … hello? what… its coming to america man, a great movie… eddie murphy was a god of comedy.. anybody?? hellooo?.. ah fuck yas im takin my bat n ball n goin home…

  • Michael Collins

    You don’t like steam, ok, feel free to use origin or psn, or xbox live, or whatever, or not..

  • Andrew Thompson.

    children are the future! thats why we should stop them now, while they are small!!

  • Mr_Wint

    701st!

  • Mr_Wint

    Who raped your What during childhood?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i PC so its play a steam game or dont play the game. i could torrent the Hacks but…. who would do that?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    actually your about 718. refresh is a thing.

  • Robotpals

    Good episode. Rich is wrong about Kingpin.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    fortunately i wasn’t raped as a child. Jorge waited till i was grown up to molest me.
    if you want to know what happened to me as a child logon to http://www.FBIAbuse.com they know how to deal with sickos.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I actually liked Clerks 2.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    or http://WWW.StThomasMore‘s schoolBelgrave. they have no legal culpability.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s also not a 8 bit retro super hard indie platformer so yeah-Witcher 3 sucks balls-PreRec official review.

  • Jaws is a Sex Machine

    clears 2 was the better movie though by kevin smyth no relation

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i was living in a tent picking grapes in the outback. i saw it on a laptop charged off my car.
    i liked it. donkey sex is never not funny.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    you are drunker than me. hahahah! i win the drunk olympics!

  • Jaws Got Fingered

    true,, Kingpin is actually a chinese restaurant, good stuff, i recommend the chicken chow mein

  • omitted

    Andrew and Jennifer, have you seen the Babylon 5 bloopers? Religious focangabooboo gets me everytime 😀

    https://youtu.be/_Dh5nbwmLko?t=8m10s

  • Andrew Thompson.

    as i have all of the show on VHS and DVD. yes.
    will i watch it again… yes, yes i will.

  • omitted

    But the DVDs have only a fraction of the bloopers. You have to scour the depths of the Internet for the good stuff.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i thought it was Vagacoco. potato potardo.

  • tOmy`

    Hey folks, long time no see *laugh track*

    So I am finally getting around to making RLM song, fully sampled from content of this webzone. I got all the software needed, lack all of the skills needed and now it is just a matter of time. However, there is one key element to it all. And no, it’s not Jar Jar Binks.

    You see, for this whole clusterfuck to eventually work out, I need to find bits and pieces of sounds / effects / noises / dialogues and shit load of everything else in particular episodes. Then I need to record them, cut them into samples, record the samples, create a library and only after that I can start re-arranging these samples into what might in the end resemble a song (but it most likely won’t). This is gonna be the most painful part, as I have to locate all these little bits and pieces. So I wanted to politely ask you for your help: If you remember some particular sound, bleep, laugh, noise etc. from some particular episode / youtube video, do not hesitate and let me know (no, beer bottles do not count), because the more “help” I get, the faster I can kill myself.

    I mean the faster the final bowel movement will be ready for mass consumption.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    or fast forward through the show and watch the VHS Extras.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Mike’s weird fake laugh in Fuck You It’s Year video!

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • Andrew Thompson.

    the Ding. no one knows what the ding was about.
    i assumed it was a code . but i’m way to lazy to figure it out.

  • omitted

    ♪ Let’s call the whole thing off ♫

  • Jaws Got Fingered

    lets take everything off

  • omitted

    Jay’s wails of “Oh, no” after Mike’s Manhole joke would be golden, but I don’t know if it’s possible to get clear audio from beneath Rich’s laugh.

  • Jaws Got Fingered

    Ding is the delivery boy for Kingpin

  • Andrew Thompson.

    well it is hot in here….

  • omitted

    I never bought any VHS tapes of B5. All I had until the Davedah release were my (incomplete) recordings from Finnish broadcast television.

  • Jaws Got Fingered

    yes comedy gold

  • omitted

    You don’t know how many times I’ve replayed that bit and imagined the sound coming from my basement.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i used to buy the English VHS releases for $100au for a 3 VHS box set with two eps a tape, in the mid 90’s
    That’s like $30USA an ep in today’s money.

  • Jaws Got Fingered

    mikes laugh… is the best thing about rlm

  • Andrew Thompson.

    you spelt Rich wrong.

  • Jaws Got Fingered

    that too

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • omitted

    Jaysus! You’re a true Vorlon! I was in junior high when the show started here in ’97.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    mikes excuses for looper are kinda lyrics. in a MCR kinda way…

    https://youtu.be/zZn8yGoGynY?list=PL34C1F26D03F5F9B8&t=730

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • omitted

    pooper*

  • Andrew Thompson.

    dude i bought my VHS’s of BuffyB5 in the dingy basement of a comic book store…. after i finished high school. finnished! get it. and yes i’m really 38.

  • Jaws Got Fingered

    this is what i hear when i watch this episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHp_Mq0hdxo

  • omitted

    *purrs* May I call you Daddy?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    This has to be one of my favorite RLM videos. The editing is so the perfectest. Mike clearly forgot to take his brain medicine on that one.

  • JACK’S SEAL OF DISAPPROVAL. Having said that, I like good 8 bit retro games. Shovel Knight looks amazing and I’ll need to play it soon.

  • Mr_Wint

    Oh geez, here we go.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    its strange i have totally got a “soft on” when ladies call me daddy. but i like the way you say it. so yes. i’m confirmed for Bi-mitted.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    sush 763!

  • omitted

    *play with it

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I’m 156!

  • Mr_Wint

    Humph!

  • Mr_Wint

    Soak and wet?

  • omitted

    Senttiä vai kiloa?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    if you want to get to Sesame St. turn left at Albuquerque.

    https://youtu.be/JE37e1eK2mY

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i am not a number!

    https://youtu.be/nW-bFGzNMXw

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Chlamydia via Koala*

  • Jaws won’t bite, much

    awesome

  • Jaws won’t bite, much

    i am a free man

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i’m supposed to sleep. about two hours ago…. night kids xoxox

  • Andrew Thompson.

    yes you are… look he thinks he’s is a free man, Thats so cute!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Soft or hard?

  • omitted

    *coos* Nighty night, Daddy.

  • Jaws won’t bite, much

    love the intro to that show, now thats how its done

  • Michael Collins

    So that site we can’t mention, the manhole, is it down for everyone?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    xo

  • omitted

    Both.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    For me, yeah.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Yes.

  • tOmy`

    It’s the whole site, not just our dungeon.

  • Red Skeleton

    Me as well.

  • Red Skeleton
  • Michael Collins

    I think it’s the whole cytube network, not just our hole, which is reassuring…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    all i get is the spinning wheel of infinity. then a time out.
    the hole is dead long live the hole!

  • omitted

    This.

  • Mr_Wint

    Speak ‘da Engrish prease. I’m sweating with a bunch of guys and can’t google/translate.

  • omitted

    Tämä selvä.

  • Jaws Wars

    *gays

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Shovel Knight would be my GOTY of 2014 if Dark Souls II didn’t also came out last year.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Press x to pay respects.

  • Jaws Wars

    i’m down if you are

  • Cream-A-Thon
  • Cream-A-Thon

    I thought you were talking about the G8 – my mistake. I second you on the Capri.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Flyin’ Ryan review where Mike calls a 12 year old girl “smoking hot latina”

    Boyhood review meme obviously(12 years)

    Man of Steel review-the bit where Mike hums Superman theme before saying 9/11

    X-men days of the future pants review intro where Jay plays a mentally challenged fratboy(SPRING BREAK 2012 WUT WUT)

  • Cream-A-Thon

    It’s the curse of “The Curse”.

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • Cream-A-Thon

    Site is up.

  • Cream-A-Thon
  • omitted

    Hey, cum back to bed!

  • Palpatine

    What you do if Jay asked you to join in on his orgy?

  • omitted

    Explode?

  • Jaws Wars

    grab the lube and say lets get it on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7aDBgUUs3A

  • Michael Collins

    Yep, back up and running..I’m off to bed, hope to see you all tomorrow..

  • Mr_Wint

    That’s not exactly clear.

  • omitted

    That’s so Gaye!

  • Palpatine
  • Jaws Wars

    hehe niiiicee lol ill pay that

  • omitted

    For Rich’s sake…

  • Palpatine

    You don’t get more Islamic that ISIS.

  • omitted

    iCIS*

  • Jaws Wars

    that …is fucked up

  • Mr_Wint

    This is an example of why one should not look too deeply into Lucas.

  • Palpatine

    I highly doubt Lucas had Islam in mind when writing his film.

  • Palpatine

    Also, let’s not turn this into a religious-bashing thread, okay?

  • Red Skeleton

    Tomy, someone has spoken to us about becoming an admin. it seems right to discuss it with you first. I see i COULD make him a level 2 if I wanted to but I thought it might be rude not to. Or maybe you dojn’t care?

  • Mr_Wint

    No, definitely not. The whole Jedis wearing robes, I think, can be chalked up to laziness.

  • omitted

    But.. but that’s my second favorite pastime!

  • Jaws Wars

    indeed

  • Mr_Wint

    Now that you said it, here they come! Take your pot-shots at Yeshua and his rag-tag team of wool clad followers of the way.

  • Palpatine

    Look, I’m Sith, and that’s technically a religion.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I think you’d be more concerned with religious-tossing.

  • omitted

    I’ve seen your powers in action. No faith required there.

  • Palpatine

    There’s really not much to make fun of with Christianity.

  • omitted

    Sometimes I’m tempted to pop back in just to see if I’m still the only green goblin.

  • Jaws Wars

    i could think of one or two jokes, mainly pedo jokes, but hey im sad like that

  • omitted
  • tOmy`

    Me not caring is exactly the best approach I can choose. Do as you please, really. I don’t mind. In the end, I still wield the ultimate Infinity Gauntlet so if needed, I can always undo anything needed. No worries.

  • tOmy`

    But… but mom!

  • omitted

    “anything needed”… like my pants!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Yes the great commission says to go and preach to all the world but it means by example. By how you live not by a stupid and annoying quip at Taco Bell. That’s not preaching. The gospel is not meant to be soap boxed at all just revealed to others through the contrast of your actions in the midst of life versus the normal responses of the masses. I think that’s what the Bible means by go and preach to all the world. The problem is ..nobody does that. A lot of Christians are assholes; exactly the opposite of what they should be doing. They live perfectly clean lives but look down on others. I just can’t deal with that at all anymore. People like this guy are worthless.

    Source: I have a degree in religion from a private Baptist institution and earning it did nothing but make me numb to religion and easily disgruntled with religious types.

  • Palpatine

    The worst Christians do nowadays is being homophobic, which is funny considering that Christ never talked about homosexuality.

  • tOmy`

    Ironically, his man-slaves did.

  • Palpatine

    If I was being forced against my will to pick either Christianity or Islam as a religion, I’d go Christianity.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    This is why I’m voting for you in the next election that’ll never happen.

  • omitted

    erection*

  • Red Skeleton

    Alright I’ll make him a 2. If he’s not happy wiht that he can nag you, DOMO, or DCRwhatever

  • Red Skeleton

    Next time you’re on TheManhole with me I’ll make you admin level 2 (or whatever it;s called). That’s lower than the rest of us but that’s the highest me and Cream can make you. If you want to be higher you need to speak to Domo, Tomy, or DCRWhatever directly.

  • omitted

    number two *snickers*

  • I must have watched it at least 50 times by now.

  • Well, there’s Westboro and other similar Christian cults…

  • Like Icare

    Lucas wrote by Campbell’s “The Hero with a Thousand Faces” template.
    Which covers all myths, including all those Abrachamic ones that Islam was built on.

    So naturally, they both fit the underlying myth.
    Just like Jebus being mentored by Johny (Oh… wait… Johny got his head chopped off) and having to find out that the big bad sky-wizard who’s putting him through it all is his Dad… and then when they die, both Jebus and Johnny become Space ghosts…

  • dollar store cashier wife

    aw come on did you take that seriously? I thought “a degree in religion” was a dead giveaway

  • Palpatine

    Did He talk about homosexuality?

  • Palpatine

    The worst those guys are doing is just being annoying and brainwashing their followers. They’re not massacring innocent people or blowing themselves up. Hell, blowing themselves up is considered a sin in Christianity.

  • I don’t think JayZ did it himself but there are parts of the Old Testes that had something to say about it.

  • Sure, sure. But again, we’re talking about extremists. Some conservative politicians in the US, however allow bloodshed in the Middle East because they believe Jerusalem needs to stay in the hands of the Israelis because that’s what it says in St. John’s Apocalypse and hence allow Israel to do anything they want with the Palestinians.

  • Palpatine

    The laws and morals taught in the Old Testament were meant for the ancient Israelite’s, whereas the one’s taught in the New Testament were meant for Christians.

  • Palpatine

    At least your not calling Islam a “religion of peace”.

  • That doesn’t stop priests all over the world from using the Original T to bash gays.

  • Well, there are many types of Islam. Kind of like with Christianity. Let’s not forget Christians had their share of bloodshed in the name of religion, too.

  • Palpatine

    Exactly. The Old Testament is simply an archive of the holy books of the Jews.

  • Palpatine

    That’s true, but remember, that stuff happened hundreds of years ago. The most bloodshed caused by Christians these days are attacks on abortion clinics, or terrorist groups in the jungles of Africa which only have a few hundred members at the most.

  • Like Icare

    Meh… That author of the article upstairs actually wanted to point out (then got lost in the sensationalism) that ISIS are about as Islamic as KKK is Christian.

    Political radicals and extremists who use religious iconography as a tool to gain and control power and rally people easily influenced by such iconography.

  • I was just about to mention Africa, good call. The most ironic part about religious extremism in the East is that the West, namely the US supported it and made it happen.

  • omitted

    How’s that going for ya?

  • Palpatine

    I take it your talking about when Reagan gave weapons to the Islamic extremists in Afghanistan during the Soviet invasion of the country, right?

  • Like Icare

    CNN has long since become just a fluffier FOX.

    Same quality of news though. Just not as crazy ass insane as FOX.
    Still stripped of nearly all of its journalistic integrity.

  • Yeah. I mean, the situation was all kinds of messy and there’s no telling what would have happened if they hadn’t helped them in the first place. Placing Israel where it is now wasn’t a smart move, either. The big players thought differently at that time but they hadn’t foreseen the possible tensions and consequences, somehow (didn’t the British have the biggest say in this? I need to brush up on my history).

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I should probably raise 7000 dollars to make a documentary about this theory.

  • Yes. This. And then disappear with all the money you’ve embezzled raised.

  • Like Icare

    Nah… Don’t worry.

    You just need to poke them the right way and they’ll happily step right up to you and blow your brains out in the middle of the church.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_George_Tiller#Shooting_and_aftermath

    Or try to burn you alive for watchin a moopie.
    http://www.nytimes.com/1988/10/25/movies/police-suspect-arson-in-fire-at-paris-theater.html

    Good news though…
    All the religious crap in the world is actually a symptom of DECLINE of the religious groups’ influence in the society.
    http://www.pewforum.org/2015/05/12/americas-changing-religious-landscape/

    21st century ain’t kind to the idea of praying the problems away.
    While at the same time it awards rational thought and actions.

  • its called bleach

    a sith lord???

  • Jonathan Jimenez

    Review the Witcher 3 next

  • Bubs

    I nominate CNN for best troll of 2015. Good job, News!

  • Like Icare

    Nah man…

    You do that with $7 million.
    You get only $7000 – you make the moopie and go on a festival circuit and look for more work in the “bullshit documentary” field.
    There are people out there with money and crazy ass theories but with absolutely no idea how to work a camera and edit the whole thing.
    Particularly the old white folk.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFIctFKnZKQ

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Isn’t that like year long to play through?

  • Bubs

    What else do Rich and Jack have to do? It’s not like they have jobs…

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Or wife and kids.

  • Bubs

    Can we just stop talking about Islam and get back to 9/11?
    Oh… shit…

  • omitted

    Good ol’ ball ‘n’ chain.

  • Like Icare

    It’s OK.
    You just lock them up in a room and that problem solves itself in a month or two.

    Or you can put them in the basement and get some RAID. The one in the blue can. Low irritant fast action kind. You’ll need more than six cans on account of children though.

    Yeah… kids have proportionally larger lungs than adult, so paradoxically you need more gas for them.

    Nazis found that out the hard way when they used their Gaswagens to murder people while transporting them to the burial site.
    Think of the embarrassment. Oh boy…

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Mine had just returned. I always am reminded just how much me not being a crazy hermit depends on her being around me, because I was almost afraid of light and people.

  • Like Icare

    Well… there’s always that O.G. Chilean one of 1973?

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Sith lords are our a-speci-a-l-i-tee!

  • Cream-A-Thon

    If anyone’s going to remake, reboot, or follow-up Zach & Miri Make a Porno I want it to be the original director.

  • Like Icare
  • Bubs

    balls on chin*

  • Palpatine
  • Cream-A-Thon

    1) Life Day, 2016
    and
    2) A being grown with cells taken from Ali MacGraw, Dorothy Stratten, and Hedy Lamarr.

  • Jaws Wars

    like meatloaf through a straw these are the days of our lives

  • Like Icare

    Wait… Why wasn’t I informed about this earlier?

    Not even during the “Press [X] to pay respects”-gate…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=0t0uCWjQ6Og

  • atheistconservative

    I don’t have any meme pictures or any ‘hilarious’ quotes from you guys from five years ago (“It’s gonna be great!”) but I have some advice:

    If you’re going to do a game review show, you need to review games that people want to play. Your Bloodborne review is a great example.

    A review of a boring NES-like game isn’t very appealing. I’m a fan of you guys and I made it about five minutes in. It’s a competitive market, the “play something and talk about it” field, so you need to be on your toes. And as much as you might love Shovel Knight, it’s boring as fuck.

    But it’s your show so do what you will.

  • Jaws Wars

    here’s some advice, blow it your ass

  • atheistconservative

    It amazes me how people repeat those ignorant statements about Fox.

    All cable news is shit. But Fox News is not some outlier of lies and stupidity. In fact their actual news programs are constantly top-rated and people who watch their news programs rank very well in knowledge surveys (and no, the ones you and your friends passed around giggling are not definitive).

    And when it comes to news, which would you rather have? The major networks – CNN, NBC, ABC, CBS, etc – all fellating our idiot president? Or a channel that actually tries to be critical of him? There’s a reason that whiny bitch ass name-checks Fox every time he’s complaining about his failed presidency: they’re the only ones not strapping on knee pads.

    If you want lunacy, MSNBC far outstrips Fox. CNN is just MSNBC-lite now.

  • atheistconservative

    You do realize there’s a hell of a lot more to Christianity than what Christ himself is recording as vocalizing, right?

  • atheistconservative

    Except nobody is ‘bashing’, just disagreeing about social institutions and behavior.

  • atheistconservative

    Tell me, completely average anti-Israel, anti-Christian, ignorant bigot, do you have the same concerns about the creation of Pakistan?

  • Jaws Wars

    JESUS SAVES

  • atheistconservative

    The WBC has 40 fucking members, you jackass.

  • omitted

    Nobody?! Oh really?!

  • atheistconservative

    Show me examples of this ‘gay bashing’. All I see is the gay lobby forcing Christian business owners into poverty and getting people fired for not toeing their line.

  • omitted
  • atheistconservative

    The Catholic Church uses elements of both.

  • omitted

    And how many members should they have before their views become problematic for you?

  • atheistconservative

    Oh wow, a backwoods Arizona pastor. To rebut I’ll offer Memories Pizza, Sweet Cakes, and Brendan Eich.

  • omitted

    I have no idea what/who those are.

  • atheistconservative

    >40.

    Meanwhile, 1/3rd of Democrats believe 911 was an inside job. Does that terrify you?

  • Bubs

    Well, now that you’ve come and spread your usual brand of cheer. Can you go back to whatever abortion clinic you were protesting outside of?

  • instant relief

    I have a lot to say about Star Wars and everything, but I can’t say it without a Kickstarter campaign. SO DONATE TO MY CAUSE CUZ I LIK MONEYZ, LAOS IM DRUNK LELLL!

  • omitted

    As a Finnish person, your whole country terrifies me a bit.

  • instant relief

    So wrong and yet so right. ;P

  • atheistconservative

    Of course you don’t! Because they don’t fit your narrative.

    After the RFRA law passed and the story cooled reporters started going around every small-town restaurant, bakery, service provider, etc. and asking them if they would serve gay weddings. Memories Pizza said they would serve pizza to any customer, but would not cater a gay wedding because of their religious beliefs. The reporter published the story as “Memories Pizza refuses to serve gays” and the Internet killed them.

    Sweet Cakes in Oregon was visited by two litigious lesbians who demanded the bakery provide a cake for their ‘wedding’. The bakery said they did not want to, so the couple sued the bakery. They were just awarded $130k for “mental rape” (as they termed it) and the bakery shut down.

    Brendan Eich privately contributed a small amount of money to Prop 8 (you know, that time when we let the people decide if they wanted to redefine marriage, and they said no, so a gay judge just overturned the peoples’ will). The list of donors was obtained and leaked by the anti-Prop-8 campaign to intimidate the donors, and several of them ended up being hounded out of their jobs for their private political beliefs, including Brendan Eich (then-CEO of Mozilla).

  • atheistconservative

    Interesting. You live in a culturally- and ethnically-homogeneous country and you’re lecturing us …

  • atheistconservative

    … or because a bunch of Middle Eastern terrorists attacked us. But you know, whatever, right?

  • atheistconservative

    LOL. Thanks, Obama. The Crusades – which were actually a war to take back land conquered by the brutal Muslims – happened a thousand years ago.

  • atheistconservative

    1. There hasn’t been an attack on abortion clinics since 1998, and they were never an epidemic.
    2. Those ‘terrorist groups’ in Africa were formed to combat the murderous Muslim groups in Africa.

  • Palpatine

    That’s kind of the point I was getting across.

  • omitted

    Or maybe because I don’t live in ‘the greatest country in the world’? Besides, human rights shouldn’t be something that can be voted away with a simple majority.

  • atheistconservative

    Yeah I’m mostly agreeing with you, just clarifying a few points. I really hate the “but we have to remember Christians have a bloody history too!” argument. The key difference there is “history”.

  • Jonathan Jimenez

    Nah, you can get through it in like 60ish hours. So like 4 days for them.

  • atheistconservative

    Is bigamy a human right?
    Is polygamy a human right?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    lol Shovel Knight was actually a critical and financial success-one of the few indie games that actually managed to get mainstream exposure.There’s a good reason for why it’s being ported to as many systems as possible.But of course you only came in here to say something sucks and pretend you got a really smart argument behind it…as always.

  • Bubs

    Yes, actually.

  • atheistconservative

    Hilarious. And you can, of course, prove that?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    don’t feed the troll.

  • Bubs

    Thanks, I gave myself a pat on the back (read: upvote) for it.

  • atheistconservative

    I imagine upvoting oneself is also a human right.

  • atheistconservative

    Don’t troll the feed.

  • Bubs

    Well, it’s a Disqus right (i.e. one granted by Disqus), and Disqus is a corporation and corporations are people. So yes, yes it is.

  • omitted

    Marriage is basically a deal between adults. In bigamy you have two competing deals, which could be problematic. In polygamy as long as all parties are in it of their free will, fine by me.

  • atheistconservative

    Bigophobe.

  • atheistconservative

    I will, when your mom is done.

  • omitted

    You clearly can’t even follow your own dogma.

  • atheistconservative

    That word does not mean what you think it means.

  • omitted

    “Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it”

  • Jawsminator 5 – Jawsmentday

    sure you got a lot to say there bro, but what we really wanna know is, do you spit or do you swallow

  • omitted

    That could very well be the case, since English is not my mother tongue.

  • atheistconservative

    And what about those who do not pay attention to the present?

  • omitted

    Only a shithead Sith deals in absolutes.

  • My ex wife
  • omitted

    Do tell me, what is the great threat that we should be paying attention to right now?

  • omitted

    Well, clearly someone has to…

  • Palpatine

    Hey guys, remember Jem and the Holograms:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfa9t-TeeVU

  • omitted
  • Palpatine

    Gotta love that early 2000’s video player.

  • Bubs

    A movie like this could provide a good setup for social commentary on commercialism, societal standards, obsession with image, and the corporations that viciously exploit people to sell a product.

    But it’ll probably just suck.

  • Bubs

    Also, it’s crazy that even shitty teeny-bopper movies follow the same exact formula that RLM laid out in their “All Trailers Are the Same” video. Minus the “bwwaaaarm” of course.

  • My ex wife
  • Palpatine

    It should be a self-aware film that parodies the original series from the 80’s.

  • My ex wife

    Why?

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Is this some native advertising by ISIS?

  • atheistconservative

    Economic instability and Islamic terrorism.

  • atheistconservative

    While you’re looking up ‘dogma’, also check out ‘hypocrisy’.

  • atheistconservative

    Poster A: “Christianity is just as evil, of not more evil, than Islam!”
    Poster B: “If only Israel didn’t exist!”
    Poster C: “Man Fox News sucks! It just keeps those reTHUGlicans ignorant!”

    Me: “Actually, none of that is true”

    You: “YOU GRUMP, STOP MAKING THINGS POLITICAL!”

  • My ex wife

    I think it’s great that studios are moving with this new shorter format for films these days. It really helps me with my busy lifestyle.

    Now I don’t have to find 2 hours out of my week plus a trip to the multiplex, I cant simply watch the lastest release in 2 minutes on my phone while I’m in the que at Starbucks.

  • My ex wife

    Or you could raise 20,000 Dirham and put a price on H.A. Hellyer head.

  • atheistconservative

    Yes, how awful of me to politely register and justify an opinion on an opinion board.

  • omitted

    Not climate change?

  • TapewormVelocipede

    It’s more the being an asshole part.

  • atheistconservative

    Well you would know (being a tapeworm)!

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Mwah

  • omitted

    Funny that, I usually enjoy assholes…

  • atheistconservative

    I believe they call that ‘homesickness’.

  • omitted

    So you were born out of one? Well that explains a lot.

  • atheistconservative

    Ah, we’re down to the “I know you are but what am I” portion of the evening.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    You already did a minute ago

  • atheistconservative

    Indeed? Where?

  • omitted

    I thought it was my turn to take out the trash…

  • atheistconservative

    Well it is a long game, but they did a review of Bloodborne so it seems possible.

    Witcher’s an underrated series.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Here (points down). Fuck it though, let’s dance instead.

  • omitted

    If only I could make you understand it too…

  • omitted

    By ‘it’ you surely mean me?

  • atheistconservative

    I like turtles.

  • omitted

    Have you met Jennifer? She rides a donkey!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I don’t suffer from short term memory loss ya know.I eagerly await next time you’ll come around just to start some politics/religion related flame war.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Holy shit, they made a new Mad Max?!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Yeah but Fast&F8rious doesn’t come for at least another year silly.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    They’re starting to come out more often than Plinkett reviews.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    But… but it was an inside job…

  • Captain Turbo

    Outrageous. Truly.

  • Domo_Returns

    Honestly, if you just made a remix of all the times Mike said “This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen.” you’d have a video. If you want to do this, just ask, and I’ll tag them for you. I think he’s said it about 7 times in total, and that’s just BOTW/WOTW. That doesn’t include HiTB.

  • Domo_Returns

    It’s a movie about a lunatic Maxi Pad, rampaging because her precious wings and super absorbency were taken from her during a spotting raid.

    With the heavy flow of rage coursing through her, she tries to escape the evil clutches of Poise, Stayfree, and Kotex, all stuck up cunts who suck the joy out of everything

    This summer, syncing up is about to get bloody.

  • fred

    I’m only 11 minutes into “Night of the Living Dead”, and so far it’s my favorite zombie movie besides “The Walking Dead” Pilot episode.
    (and maybe Dawn if the Dead, which I haven’t seen in a while)

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Death Ship in ~30 minutes. (For real this time)

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell
  • Bubs

    The https://cytu.be/r/TheManhole is always open.

  • My ex wife

    The Mullet never looked so good!

  • Palpatine

    I have a suggestion for a movie.

  • LIES. ALL LIES.

  • He may have gone too far in a few places…

  • Domo_Returns

    Omg you guys!!!! I’m in line to go see a showing of the backstreet boys movie!!!!! Lots if other people are, too!!!!

    So excited!!!!!!1!!!

  • So, it’s going to be your run-of-the-mill zero-to-hero movie. At one point she’ll learn how terrible showbiz is and she’ll find true meaning of friendship and shit.

  • omitted

    ♫ Quit playing games with my heart ♪

  • Palpatine

    Wow, this needs to featured in the Manhole or on BotW:
    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYVwCjPGnYeoLYM3uagDi6T1WbDo_ylGT

  • I can’t help but think this will be Justin Bieber: The Movie. Overnight YT sensation gets swallowed by the terrible showbiz industry. You know the rest. There’s the inevitable fall and redemption plot. Oh and at the end they learn the true power of friendship.

  • Bubs

    Why did you change your comment? I liked it better when it just said “As soon as your mom gets done.” It was really clever.

  • Domo_Returns

    You made my husband smile. The three of us can go to a Cherspice girls concert and party hard.

  • How about you post it, Palpy?

  • Palpatine

    I think we should schedule a screening of it. This film was made in 2001, and hasn’t been released until now, so have to make this an important occasion.

  • I’ll take it up at the board meeting.

  • omitted

    ♪ I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want ♫

  • The original? Black and white? I have to agree. There were a few parts I didn’t like. They mostly concerned screaming women, other than that, it has to be the most tense and atmospheric zombie movie ever made.

  • I am speechless. Too bad our little friend didn’t see this.

  • Captain Turbo

    And Mad Max is a chick!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Anticipating deleted comment.

  • tOmy`

    #SuicidePactYall

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I say we pass a motion to explore the validity of Palpatine’s accusations.

  • Bubs

    Congratulations. You are now officially smarter than the entirety of the galactic senate.

  • Palpatine

    Hmm, my force clouding abilities don’t seem to work on you.

  • tOmy`

    Magnets, bitch!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re0yU2s-Uw8

    That is all, thank you for your attention today, I am here (unfortunately) whole week.

  • Domo_Returns

    Well, I’ve never welled up from a Mad max film, but there’s a first for everything.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Is this a porno?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Mad Max Fury Road and The Fast and Furious currently has a 99% on Rotten Tomatoes. Now this could mean two things. One it’s awesome as shit or two it’s like Boyhood.

  • Domo_Returns

    Mad Max FR was wonderful. No spoilers, but it was well done, not much dialogue, just enough of a plot to get things moving without bogging everything down, and subtle bits of humor that didn’t distract from what was going on.

    There’s warring factions, each with their own car designs. Every vehicle had offensive and/or defensive features to fight other vehicles, and all the vehicles had different purposes. Even weapons were well thought out.

    Even though I couldn’t completely understand what some of the marauders were saying (It was almost a different language), there’s not much of a need for subtitles because everything is explained visually. There’s a little bit of emotional stuff in there, but it wasn’t “clockwork” like Hollywood films.

    I think Percy Gryce said this George was gonna rape his childhood, but really it’s a Mad Max film that fits really well with the world George Miller has created. There’s heart, action, and tension, and not a lot of other stuff to wear you down as you watch. It’s definitely worth a look.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I was gonna see and anyways because people have called it the best action film of the decade that isn’t a superhero film.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    But is it as good as Jem and The Holograms?

  • Domo_Returns
  • Wizard Phoenix

    Did George Miller direct a shitty Justin Bieber documentary?

  • Domo_Returns

    I thought he was responsible for the most recent Backstreet Boys concert footage.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No that was Jon M Chu, Hollywood’s biggest dumb ass.

  • Palpatine

    I WANNA TALK ABOUT AWESOME MAD MAX IS!!!

  • Palpatine

    We’re watchin’ Dolemite mothafucka’s!

  • The Ghost

    I’m getting a “Josie and the Pussycats” vibe. Just without the product placement overload.

  • Jaws Was a Teenage Werewolf

    so he’s hollywood’s biggest, you don’t have to call her a dumb ass

  • Jaws Was a Teenage Werewolf

    im thinkin its jay,,

  • Jaws Was a Teenage Werewolf

    well it make a nice change from ”monster cocks 2” it on every time i walk in there, they must get a kick back from it or something

  • Jaws Was a Teenage Werewolf

    speaking of zombies, have you seen After Earth

  • Jaws Was a Teenage Werewolf

    there maybe a new magic mike move out there, but there’s only one magic mike for me, some say he has a fondness for cats, thats good because i need somebody to care of my pussy

  • Palpatine

    Are you a guy or a gal?

  • Jaws Was a Teenage Werewolf

    if i could tuurnnn back tiimme if i could find aa wayyy, come on every body!…. id take back those words that hurt you and youuudd stay… what? its a classic.. .. when you walked out that door i swear that i didnt care, but i lost every thing darling then and there… i didnt really mean to hurt you… i didnt mean to make you cryy… butt oohhhh if i could turn backkk timeeee..

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I think they mean pussy like this:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unmkX15AeN8

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell
  • Jaws Was a Teenage Werewolf

    ahh fish lips we meet again actually he looks a lot like the doorman at the manhole and ironically he says the exact same thing

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    “It’s tough raising a noob.”
    THAT… WAS… ADORABLE… Jack.

  • omitted

    Seeing Tom Hardy always makes me moist too.

  • omitted

    ♪ It’s hard out here for a pimp ♫

  • Jaws Was a Teenage Werewolf

    i cant wait for terminator genISIS and when i say that i really mean it, no really, yeahh whatever, you try to say that with a straight face

  • omitted

    Okay, I don’t want to live on this planet in this country anymore! After the elections the negotiations to form a functioning government are underway here right now. You know, the direction of our nation for the next four years and stuff. And the only thing the reporter asks from our prime minster-to-be is: “Will the negotiators get home in time to watch hockey?” ARRRGGGHHH!!!!

  • tOmy`

    As a fast cheerleader with a furious avatar, I call awesome.

  • tOmy`

    Still… could be worse.

    *waves at UK*

  • omitted

    Yeah, according to the latest survey by UN this is the 6th best place to live in the world! And we beat off Canada. Take that, Taco!

  • tOmy`

    Well, according to the latest post-election news, the next time someone from UK calls me “eastie”, I am just gonna say: “But that is a good thing, right?”

    Anyways, how STOKED are you about ice hockey?! Take few hours and be stoked for me, please, I need to sober up and beat this hangover till I can get stoked myself.

  • omitted

    Can’t help you there, buddy. There is just nothing for me in hockey. Even when they take off all that gear, most of them are pretty ugly with missing teeth and such. This might cum as a shock, but I don’t wanna be a hockey wife.

    Jay takes up a new hobby in three, two, one…

  • tOmy`

    Since I am trying hard not to vomit all over my precious pompoms, let’s talk about something else than “spotting raid”. Any House MD fans out there?

  • omitted

    The first five seasons were great, but I lost interest somewhere around season 6. Also the opening music kicks ass!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5i5ERDE_2E

  • tOmy`

    I think Season 6 was still great – as far as I remember, that is the one with some “horror-ish” stuff in it. I think the only problematic part was the start of the 8th season, where (right after pretty cool two-parter episode) the show really hit it’s all time low. But they picked it up rather well and the last few episodes were superb. And they also had the most disturbing episode right at the end.

  • omitted

    I don’t think I’ve seen anything from Season 7 onward. Maybe I’ll circle back to it sometime. I did appreciate them bringing back Dr. Chase in S6 though. Oh gawd, I had such a crush on him during the early seasons. Sometimes you just gotta go with that sweet boy-next-door vibe. And who wouldn’t wanna marry a doctor? 😉

  • tOmy`

    If noone spoiled the story-line of the last 3 seasons for you, than I think it is worth giving it a shot just for the shock value alone.

  • omitted

    Alright, thanks for the tip! Just push it in all the way when you’re ready…

  • omitted

    “You put that D there and I’m going to figure out how you intend I get to it.”
    The struggle is real, even for the Nerd.

  • tOmy`

    Ads on this page understand me very well. I can now buy:

    1) Women t-shirt that says “I am a naughty girl”
    2) Bras and panties
    3) Something that could be a perfume or… I have no clue. It’s in French.

    My cheerleading subterfuge is bulletproof.

  • Like Icare

    Can’t tell if troll or mental issues…

    Ah well, either way… Wanna buy a bridge?

  • Like Icare

    I’m getting “I’m soooooo fucking ashamed for these people” vibe.

    I feel like I might puke.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    S1 was alright.Started really loving the show with S2,S3 and S4.S5 had problems but was still largely enjoyable.After that it was a descent into shit with season 8 being so bad I don’t think I can ever rewatch the show again.

  • omitted

    I thought you would be used to it by now, reading RLM comment section and all.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    …FOR YOU

  • dollar store cashier wife

    the last few episodes were superb? you mean where they finally remembered the show was ending and pulled the cheapest emotional manipulation trick in the book to try and bring some importance to the final episodes only to have the final episode consist almost entirely of worthless fan service?

  • Like Icare

    Hmm… on one side, RLM commentators are anonymous so there’s that buffer.
    But it is not about that – if it were everyone would be treating everyone’s comments like they were not serious and we would never have clashes or flame wars… anonymous is not “without personality or personhood” (it took 12 years to make).

    This is the kind of shame one might feel for a person who is unwittingly embarrassing themselves.

    In contrast, everyone at RLM is quite aware that they are embarrassing themselves – they just don’t care.
    These people in the trailer act like they don’t KNOW how much they are embarrassing themselves.

    With the autotuned “music wonder”, faux reality video that looks staged and actual “film” that looks like home video, dialogue that feels SO forced and badly improvised…

    And then there’s that headache inducing beep-beep sound which cuts into the barely audible higher frequencies – which is an audio equivalent of someone jamming a pencil in your eye.

    For which I’d like to tie that someone to a wall and slowly cut the flesh off their bones.

    But I’d probably grow bored really soon and just leave them there to be eaten by rats.

  • Like Icare

    For me the underlying drama was always boring and uninteresting so the whole who’s-fuckin-who-this-season thing was just filler.
    I was along for the jokes and the disease-procedural.
    Funny… no one else caught on that – but there are a bajilion police procedurals.
    I guess medicine might be harder to do than policine.

    But they WERE reaching with the later episodes… with Watson… I mean Wilson’s porn movie and them chasing chickens around…
    It really started to be a bit grating on the nerves with that “What wacky thing are the House and the gang up to this week?” thing.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    The only drama the audience really needed was really House being himself but alas his character development was completely spent by like the ending of season 4.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    it did take 17 years to make Mad Max, so its 5 years better than Boyhood.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    *Stroked

  • WrongWithYourFace

    He’s banned, that’s what he is.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Raid spotting is my favorite hobby.

    The best part in the show was when the midget woman asked House “are you high?” and he replied “higher than you.”

  • tOmy`

    Well, I think you are somewhat overestimating the level of such show. If it was some super, high-end, quality drama, I would say it was dumb as fuck. But for case-of-the-week medical “drama”, with some clever twists on it, it was as good as it can possibly get.

    I guess what I am saying is that it ain’t no masterpiece, yet they tried their best to do something with it and I think they succeeded.

  • Buk Pravon

    Reporters these days getting more and more horrible, when it comes to politics. For example this guy here, who starts singing “Happy Birthday” for our chancellorette (I know its not the correct term for her, but I like it more this way 🙂 ):

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLdTODEkPmw

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i got makeup lacy dresses and a starwars game. anyone up for a crossdressing LAN party?

  • omitted

    Are there other kind of parties?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    the Australian government is threatening to kill Johnny Depps puppys.
    he has 24 hours to remove them from Australia or they are going to the backroom to meet Mr “Massive fatal Ketamine overdose”

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Naked ones.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I thought that was the plot to the new Taken movie.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    its funny Ice hockey is about the only international sport australia doesn’t have… i wonder why?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    it should have been.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Season 8 was just dogshit all around.The show shoud have ended at least a couple of seasons ago.My pick would be the Season 5 ending.Feels perfectly appropriate for a character like House.

  • Charon

    Is it just me, or have all the videos on RLM essentially become an off-topic thread, akin to a message board? Isn’t there a message board on this site? I don’t even know who I am anymore, fuck me. OHHHHHHHHH.

  • fred

    Yeah it’s old fashioned in many ways. It has this pure classic horror style which is a-lot of fun and similar to The Evil Dead movies.

  • fred

    Have you taken your medication today?

  • Charon

    No, but I AM smoking cigarettes, which DOES make you lousy. Dialogue, ideologue, diatribe.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    You’re only noticing this now? Basically, if you want to read the on-topic comments, set them to sort by oldest.

    And yes, there’s a message board but I’ve been told it’s not a very nice place. Since it’s only visible once you register, I won’t bother to find out for myself.

  • omitted

    My comments are relevant since Jay is always on-top(ic). Clearly.

  • omitted

    In Finnish the feminine versions of words sound dismissive and diminutive to my ear and that is why I personally eschew them in English and German.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    the official rlm board is utter shit. this is much better for off topic discussion

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I didn’t watch the final season but enjoyed most of them on some level. I miss the ‘soap-in-a-soap’ gag they had early on, kept the show form getting too too serious for the viewer and realizing what shlock they/I were dousing their eye holes in.

  • Red Skeleton

    What out ’cause here comes another plug for the Manhole:

    Eragon! …. i know nothing about this movie except it’s supposed to be Star Wars with Dragons.

    21:00 GMT. – Red.

    22:00 BST, 17:00 EST, 14:00 PAC, 07:00 Friday AEST

  • Palpatine

    Dude, you totally missed out on Dolemite last night.

  • Red Skeleton

    I was asleep! Too many 5:30 starts. And wait, who are you on TheManhole?

  • Palpatine

    I’m Palpatine of course.

  • Earth

    I honestly couldn’t tell if this was a parody or not. It’s a step up from the original movie I guess, but it’s, wow….

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm46-envrHo

  • This is real?

  • tOmy`

    What videos?

  • tOmy`

    ICE HOCKEY.

  • Earth

    Maybe, although when I saw her running with the coffee it reminded me way too much of how Supergirl frollicked the bunnies and flew around ponies.

    “Women love Devil Wears Prada right?”

  • Yeah, Devil Wears Prada was my first reaction to it. Callista Flockhart tries too hard to be Glenn Close. Unless this is part of the Supergirl ‘canon’.

  • Red Skeleton

    Who gives a shit about Ice Hockey?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Ugly Betty, Supergirl Edition?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I think it looks like a huge tonal mess.

  • Now I Get It

    This might be too little, too late, but does this get you into Czech vs the Finns? (My combox won’t let me post urls.)

    http + www + tsn.ca/tv#/

    You’ll have to sign in, though.

  • acidneedle

    Do an RPG for once, you nerdy fucks. All these console kiddy games are boring.

  • I’ve found something Omitted might want to loop for tonight. https://youtu.be/coNK1UvY4m4?t=14m22s

  • I don’t think they are into RPGs that much. And Bloodborne that was on last time was definitely for kiddies.

  • Palpatine

    This should be Omitted’s song for Jay:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-DuC0tE7V4

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Kind of all over the place in the trailer and leaves me with the feeling they’re trying to please everyone. Oh wait…

  • Palpatine

    Is this a superhero show or fucking New Girl?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    It could mean the end of a friendship, this game.

  • Red Skeleton

    Ah, yes, serious business.

  • Pippin

    I wish I had been able to stay up for the whole thing.

  • omitted

    That’s what she said.

  • omitted

    But he didn’t mean it! 🙁

  • WrongWithYourFace

    *He

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Are you cheering by now, omie? Finns are getting rekt.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    “You may know his story, but you don’t know mine.” What if I read the comics? Besides, judging by the trailer, I think I don’t wanna know her story.

  • I should have listened to the whole thing before posting it here. 🙁

  • Domo_Returns

    I kinda like it for a TV show, to be honest. As a movie, no, but it kinda reminds me of Raimi’s Spiderman in feel, and I appreciate that. Granted, the basis is “Devil wears Prada,” but I don’t think that’s gonna be the main focus, or that she’s gonna stay at that job forever.

    It’s her saving people, wearing her suit under her clothes, explaining how her suit is put together, the meaning of the S, and unlike Snyder, it’s not afraid to embrace what Superman is supposed to be. She’s proud to be a chick without being badass or witty based on the trailer.

  • omitted

    En uskalla kattoa. Kakkoselta viisuja 🙂

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Ei kai ne vielä oo alkanut?

  • omitted

    60 v juhlakonsertti

  • Palpatine

    Kali ma! Kali ma! KALI MA!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    *Kaalimaa

  • In The Court Of The Evans King

    “Jokes are now real.”

  • Jee bacaka bai kark mah poh.

  • Palpatine

    That reminds of this crazy lady from this video:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoPaNYayP20

  • I’m surprised you haven’t recognized Huttese, Palpy.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Housewarming party saved.

    That last goal was embarrassing.

  • omitted

    Kyllä. Tämä.

  • Bubs

    I’m not sure if I’m legitimately interested in this show or if I just want to rail that girl like a train. Either way… I can’t help but want to watch an episode? Rich save us all.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    What up, häviäjät?

  • omitted

    This is exactly the result I wanted 😀

  • TapewormVelocipede

    I figured you’d be into spanking.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I burst laughing when Immonen punched the other guy in the faceoff.

  • omitted

    So you didn’t read my plea from yesterday to knock Finland out of the games?

  • omitted

    Usually I would be furious if you placed better than us in Eurovision Song Contest, but this year I hate Finland’s entry so…

  • Palpatine

    You Europeans got the Song Contest, while us Americans got American Idol. Oh…

  • omitted

    Except in Idol they don’t sing ‘original’ songs, do they?

  • tOmy`

    You are fucking welcome, Omie! Enjoy your slumber party!

  • tOmy`

    Blammo.

  • tOmy`

    No way. Getting beaten / beating someone means one thing = good match. I remember being in a pub for 2010’s Czech vs. Slovakia. The whole pub was full of flags. We screamed, we insulted and we made fun of each other the whole match.

    Then we spent the night drinking because “brothers” won. Ice hockey fans do not hate, do not discriminate.

  • tOmy`

    This is the stuff why ice hockey is the shit to watch. In the end, no matter if you lose or win, it is bound to be filled with memorable cock-ups, laugh out loud moments and great sport in general.

    #ConfirmedForFan

  • omitted

    Thanks! Now we can concentrate on face-to-face intercourse interaction instead of watching some stupid game.

  • tOmy`

    And we can fully concentrate on getting our anals lubed by maple syrup. Because that is gonna be one painful match.

    Anyways, I am off to drink some more, feel free to blush but I did make a special stop at home inbetween pubs just to tell you that your plans are saved.

    And that your country GOT REKT. REKT.

  • omitted

    xoxo

  • Palpatine

    Okay my European friends, I have to ask you guys something. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?!?!

  • omitted

    Some guys obsessing about a little black puck going into a certain net for a couple of times.

  • Domo_Returns

    I don’t know, either, so here’s my favorite Simpsons song for no real reason.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EOzd-xiz14

  • Palpatine

    It’s a good thing we American’s don’t obsess over sports and greasy food like European’s do. Modern day bread and circuses you guys got. We American’s don’t have any of that stuff.

  • Mr_Wint

    Who you’allins saw Fury Road? What did ya’ think?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I saw you among the other cheerleaders!

  • Palpatine

    Well if Mike and Jay it’s good, then I’ll see it. Their opinion is the only one that matters.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Fuck you, I’m not talking to you anymore.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I think you mean “if Mike and Say jay it’s good”.

  • Mr_Wint

    *now matters

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Don’t worry both suck in equal measures.

  • Captain Turbo

    Except cronuts.

  • Captain Turbo

    Did you get a discount at the umlaut store?

  • Jason Ross

    Jack and Rich try to get a handle on Suge Knight? At the Manhole?

  • Captain Turbo

    “It’s much more dangerous trying to poke someone with the shovel.”

    Words to live by, Rich Evans.

  • Palpatine

    Now I’ll know that next time I hear my crazy neighbors arguing with each other and I try to stop them.

  • Noah R.

    “Do not hesitate. Show no mercy”

  • Noah R.

    Could be worse…just ask Taco.

  • Thanatos2k

    I hope Jack’s kid stumbles onto this video in 10 years.

  • Thanatos2k

    Did you not see their previous Sonic review? They suck at Sonic games.

  • Thanatos2k

    If I had kids, I would force them to complete the still functional NES games I own before giving them the Super Nintendo and its library, then giving them access to the PS1 games and the N64, and so on.

    Then they can experience the slow decline of modern gaming just like the rest of us.

  • Thanatos2k

    I played through Pokemon Red and got all the Pokemon.
    I played through Pokemon Silver and got all the Pokemon.
    I watched the show until Brock left.

    Annnnnnnnnd then I didn’t care.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Better yet, his college roomates. “Are you that kid?” “Shut up!”

  • Thanatos2k

    That is just SHAMEFUL

  • Thanatos2k

    That’s legendary, how have you never seen it.

  • Thanatos2k

    http://www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-4/shovel-knight

    Yeah it has a 92 on metacritic because it’s just “a boring NES-like game.”

    Good thing you have no relevant opinions about gaming.

  • Thanatos2k

    It’s not just you. It’s a cesspool now.

  • Domo_Returns

    He’s gonna apply for a game designer job, and HR is gonna go “You went left on Mario as a kid? Not hireable.”

  • Thanatos2k

    Rich likes RPGs. Jack hates them.

  • Jaws 69 – Shark Sandwich

    ”oh god no, oh please, no!, no, no!, anything but that!, oh god, no!, anything but Eragon!, ahhhhhhhhhh”……………”muhahaha!! oh yes, Edward Speleers, the most irritating actor ever put on the silver screen, and you thought jar jar binks sucked, he still does, but this guy, is an abomination before god and alll that is holy muhahahaa ahahahaa!!!!!!”….”ya know, sometimes i think you dont like me very much”

  • Adzl33t

    Freedom Planet hit detection makes it easier, enemies have to attack first, also there’s casual mode for pathetic players

  • Adzl33t

    Wrong discussion mate

  • Adzl33t

    They will think it’s just ok, and nitpick something, but complement the lack of cgi

  • Palpatine

    A lack of CGI is a good thing.

  • Jaws 69 – Shark Sandwich

    …and just when i think the world could get any worse, the Mormons are knockin at my door again, the mutherfuckerrrrrrsss!

  • Adzl33t

    What do you expect from the offspring of someone not being able to spindash enemies on Sonic :p

  • instant relief

    Guten Tag, Herr Palpatine!

  • Just got back from Mad Max! Vroom!

  • omitted

    Suomea, perkele.

  • omitted

    At RLM, there is no such thing.

  • Palpatine

    We do tend to get off to Jay topic a lot, don’t we?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    thats what your mum said to the dingo.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    AHHH Friday… so much drinking to do?
    anyone got a recommendation of a HitBBotW to watch.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    and then sues?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i could translate but who would translate Srayinan fer ua.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Chicko Roll!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Australia is going to win. we always win everything. excepts soccer.

  • I guess you can call us that, because we lost at hockey. And Nokia went belly up and we had to pay war reparations to the Soviet union after the war. And because we are Finns… *sobs*

    #wishwehadanucleararsenal

  • Every year we Finns are amongst the worst in the league.

    But atleast no one an beat this.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIX0Hp5K3Z0

    EDIT:skip to 1:10

  • No no, its kaali-maa in finnish.

  • Just google the word kaiteet and you’ll get it.

    EDIT:and look at the pictures

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • I wanted to be clever and inventive. But you had already made that joke. Damn you and you face.

  • Personal stock of yours?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    lets just say the CIA had a few spare.

  • Adzl33t

    Them fighting words, to the Thunderdome… eh I dont care

  • Andrew Thompson.

    thats what your mum said. to your dad when your were conceived.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Wait, wait. I thought you were supposed to be Swedish!

  • omitted

    A buddy just came by to unload… some beers into my fridge for the party tomorrow. Mind out of the gutter, people!

  • omitted

    Anything with Jay on in it?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    thanks omiey. i’m having a bad day its literally the day my cousin’s murderer went to trial.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    wow, the hole we cannot mention comets are being deleted faster than me on a drunken birthday.

  • Bubs

    What are you talkin about? I ain’t seen that happen. The one a few comments down was just Jaws being Jaws… and getting subsequently deleted because… Jaws.

    cytu.be/r/TheManhole

  • Andrew Thompson.

    my bad. hesheit does that.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    MONORAIL!!!

  • Red Skeleton

    So having watched Eragon in the Manhole completely by myself with only my imaginary friends for company an interesting question comes to mine.

    As some people of my imaginary friends were saying last night, Eragon is a blatant rip-off of Star Wars, with a young boy/man realizing a destiny to wield some arcaic power against an evil empire.

    But as these people voices were also pointing out, Eragon is blatant “young boy” fantasy-porn. Like the young boy main character starts doing all this cool stuff like flying around on dragons and shooting shit and pod racing and rescuing people…. It was written by a 16-year-old boy, for the record.

    So this begs the question… why is Star Wars NOT considered young boy fantasy-porn? Is it because Mark Hamill wasn’t really a boyish fellow no matter how badly the script tried to force the point, or is it because Luke doesn’t start doing cool stuff until a lot of bad shit has happened to him? Or is it just because, like, Star Wars has more integrity than Eragon?

  • Red Skeleton

    … Is there a day in the week when you DON’T drink heavily?

    On topic: Psycho From Texas is one of my personal favorite.

  • Red Skeleton

    Did he drive fast?

  • Red Skeleton

    I assumed you were talking about unloading, like, emotional burdens. Like, I wouldn’t have even thought to use the word “unload” like that, as opposed to, say, “blow one’s load”.

  • Red Skeleton

    So….. how did the Ice Hockey go?

  • omitted

    Apparently my cuntrymen got their asses handed to them by tOmy` and Tapey’s people. I luv it!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Yeah, I too thought it was going to be about unloading emotional hockey burdens.

  • omitted

    Shut up, you pervs!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    rewatch the SW holiday special BOTW.Always fixes my mood.

  • tOmy`

    Very well. Once again this year, it was an exciting match no matter who you cheered for.

  • omitted

    So tOmy`, you stopped by your apartment last night just to post a message to me? Who’s the obsessed one here?!

  • tOmy`

    Well, I did need to pick up more money and grab a sweatshirt, but I booted laptop just for you.

  • omitted

    Oooohhhhhhhh….
    Well, you’re still in the first phase of the conditioning. Give it some time…

  • omitted

    The jersey that cute quarterback gave you? I’m so jealous, grrrrlll!

  • Adzl33t

    That’s pretty esoteric and confusing to explain

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Now, where is Taco, so we can talk about..being fucking blown apart by Canadianians. I feel increasingly weirder and weirder spamming this place.

  • tOmy`

    We all know it, we all fear it, but we shall not mention it. No jinxing!

  • TapewormVelocipede

    I am gonna be at work too, they better win.

  • Like Icare

    It isn’t?
    Perhaps not in those exact (and a tad inflammatory) words but what else is “myth” but “young boy/man fantasy porn”?

    Not many myths out there dealing with old men saying “Fuck you responsibilities – I’m off to an adventure at the end of which I’ll be knee deep in fame and fortune and neck deep in whores! HAHAHAAA!!!”

    Maybe the first draft of the story of Lot, where he fucks off into the wilderness with three young chicks after setting fire to the town to cover up him robbing the local treasury and killing his wife. But that one obviously got changed
    While all “young girl fantasy porn” can be summed up as “Poor girl is again best, prettiest and awesomest princess ever! The END”

  • tOmy`

    I think the only thing certain is that it is gonna be one hell of a match. As long as it’s not terribly one-sided, it’s gonna be a blast.

  • Like Icare

    What hack-fraudery… oh… Oh…OOOH!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L8pHKP-vv4

    You might want to watch that one twice.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    We look way better now than in the group.. Did I mention I like RLM on this webzone?

  • tOmy`

    Is he playing with Jagr in Florida?

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Oh God, I already said “we” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN1WN0YMWZU

  • tOmy`

    Speaking of my obsession with your horn(y)s:

    For some reason, every time I hear this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hE6ziAdKBY your name always pops into my mouth.

    (NSFW)

  • tOmy`

    Is that the lost movie that screened before Star Wars?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    What is RLM?

  • Earth

    It does have that feel I’ve been missing in superhero movies. There’s a lot I do like about it, but I dunno, I think it was the whole, she works in the fashion industry thing I was kinda like, oh, ok (didn’t Scarlett Johnassen do like a parody of that only last week?)

    Also, why would you ever to say to a superpowered god, go back to getting other people coffee? Felt a little too hamfisted there for me. Otherwise good luck to the show, or movie (what even is it?)

  • Pippin

    Because no one remembers The Hidden Castle anymore, so they can’t say that Star Wars is a rip-off. They only remember that it’s a re-imagining of The Hero’s Journey.

  • Jay Stein

    Star Wars is the ultimate rip-off of everything, seconded only by Avatar

  • Red Skeleton

    Excuse me, sir, but do not put words in my mouth. I know full well what Hidden Fortress is. I’ve even been trying to drum up enthusiasm for a back-to-back showing of Hidden Fortress with the original Star Wars. Thanks for completely not addressing my point.

  • Pippin

    I just asked a friend who’s read the books. Apparently, the books are really good. The screen translation was terrible. I’ll give Star Wars this – it attempted to create a new story from bits of other stories, rather than attempt to compact a book into a film.

  • Milton Dammers

    BBC Model B here too… Chucky Egg, Repton, Elite. Then I dropped out of gaming for 10 years and now I get confused by having to press more than two buttons.

  • omitted
  • Domo_Returns

    The hamfisted bit reminded me when Kevin Costner Kent was telling his Son of Steel to not save people, even letting dad die in the process. It’s a bit of a declaration that Supergirl IS NOT going to be like MOS. Kara’s sister is saying “Don’t expose yourself” but she goes on and saves her and a plane full of people at the risk of getting spotted. It’s what I wanted in Snyder’s film, but didn’t get. The fact that I got that satisfied feeling out of a trailer makes me a happy camper.

    Here’s a nice article about the critiques of the TV show’s trailer (Including Scarlet’s SNL parody).

    http://www.denofgeek.com/tv/supergirl/35408/supergirl-a-few-thoughts-on-the-trailer-criticism

  • Jawsty Minutes

    when watching it i didnt really think star wars, or rip offs, in the beginning i was just bored, then as the movie unfolded, i started getting irritated by the cutesyness of it, then… i realized the direction/editing.. where the decision was to cut to edward speleers for a reaction shot… and it would happen every time.. e v e r y f u c k i n g time.. we cut to that cocksucker who cant act.. and by the end i was like.. please not him again! anything but that… oh noooo there he is again.. and he still cant fucking act.. and he is as bland as ever..

  • Jawsty Minutes

    oh and the dragon sucked ass

  • Like Icare

    Yup.

    It was financed by 25000 pounds (British money – not barleycorn-based weight measure) Lucas gave to Roger Christian as a gift – the same Lucas who exchanged points on Star Wars with his buddies Spielberg and Milius.

    Roger Christian on the other hand later directed Battlefield Earth.
    He also did second unit on Return of the Jedi and Phantom Menace.

  • Earth

    Yeah, it’s amazing that a trailer managed to get Superman more right than the Superman movie (and it’s not even technically Superman).

    On a slight change of topic, I saw the video was getting a lot of hate from the commenters, but it was actually more to do with the fact that Jimmy Olsen was black. These keyboard warriors are adorable.

  • Lack of CGI? I’m pretty sure the trailer showed lots of CG.

  • Oooh help me Dr Zauis? Too easy.

  • Adzl33t

    The Sandstorm and a few wipe outs, but they went to the desert and did stunts

  • Jawsty Minutes

    well we could talk about vidya games all fucking day but then id have to kill myself

  • Jawsty Minutes

    what happened was princess leia was doin coke off jabbas fat ass and roger was on set, he said may i? and they said sure bro.. he mainlined some coke right into the end of his penis and he got this vision.. battlefield earthhhhhh

  • I am a child of two worlds. My parents are finnish but I was born in sweden. ♫ Call me mr Spock. polokan tahdissa hip hei juu ♫

  • When I slide into dementia and forget the names of friends and family, and my own name, the one thing that will endure will be the incessant in-game music from Repton 3.

  • It’s actually really difficult to get invited to a RLM orgy. They send you a form which you have to fill in using your genitals. It has to be your genitals – you can’t use the ones that you ‘borrowed’ from the hitch-hiker who you keep chained-up in your basement.

  • Domo_Returns

    I can understand why people get upset with that, but my issue has always been it’s one minority taking up all the diversity spots. I wonder if other people get upset because it’s only one race getting changes, or would they get upset if Jimmy Olsen changed to Gemma Olsen? Is it truly “Must keep these characters the same!!!!2!” or if it’s something else entirely.

    This video (Although long) kinda guides where I stand on the issue (I’m white, but have bi-racial cousins, nieces, and nephews). She’s a funny Aussie who brings a humorous take to diversity in media.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TakJZtGlLJw

  • Jawsmageddon

    i used to like tv, until american idol. dancing with the retards, and all those reality shows, i mean you have to be a certain type of person to actually be enthralled by big brother, or whatever that craaap was, dear tv land, blow meeeee you fucks

  • WrongWithYourFace

    And you still live in Sweden, right?

  • Palpatine

    There are good TV shows, you know. Just ask tOmy.

  • Jawsmageddon

    yeah but i’ve already seen the re-runs for the love boat fifty times over already, god dam it everything sux now, wheres my beer i need to go cry in it

  • Like Icare

    You seem to be confusing Christian with Hubbard and Travolta.

    http://i500.listal.com/image/4382927/500full.jpg

  • Palpatine

    I meant shows like Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, etc.

  • Like Icare

    you have to be a certain type of person to actually be enthralled by big brother
    It is a covert government program to keep that kind of people off the streets.

    Just like the Internet was created to give easy access to porn and thus reduce population growth.

  • Jawsmageddon

    zombies, people cant get enough of zombies, its zombie this zombie that, speaking of zombies, rob zombie sux my balls

  • Jawsmageddon

    tru dat

  • Palpatine

    But zombies are cool! And The Devil’s Rejects was a damn good movie!

  • Jawsmageddon

    halloween retroactively ruined all things zombie, even, cool zombies

  • dollar store cashier wife

    did you just lumped Walking Dead with BB and GOT in the same sentence? ahhh fuckkkkkkkk thisss

  • Palpatine

    Funny thing is, I haven’t even watched any of those shows.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    You only need to see Justified tbh.The only show that matters.

  • Palpatine

    It wasn’t as bad as Halloween 5 however.

  • Correct.

  • Jawsmageddon

    oooo thats a low blow, not many things are… that bad.. hmmm i might have to think on that… its a close call

  • Like Icare

    Don’t be ridiculous. Star Wars ripped off other sources.
    Avatar was recycled. Again.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KpZRJ4HE4Q

  • Jawsmageddon

    oh god not another justin timberlake fan.. jesus

  • Andrew Thompson.

    yeah i was stretching it a bit thin there.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i wish Australia played ice hockey. so i could express my disinterest with out looking bitter.

  • Palpatine

    What sports does Australia have besides soccer? Kangaroo boxing?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    What a relief.

  • Jawsmageddon

    sorry palpy i should have used a hyphen.. ”close-call”.. ya know because just like zombies, everybodies doin the hyphen…in-every-fucking-word- these-days

  • Andrew Thompson.

    AFL, 3 types of rugby, 5 types of cricket, baseball, basketball, lawn bowls… basically everything except ice hockey.
    they banned fighting kangaroos because its cruel… tto the people having their stomachs kicked out through their spines.

  • Jawsmageddon

    tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down, dont forget about the little kids sport, tie all of them down too,

  • TapewormVelocipede

    What’s not to love about muscular men with long sticks?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    back in your cell Rolf Harris! and no one thinks the ‘Jake the Peg’ joke is funny anymore put the third leg away.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    terrorism jokes now?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    its the german airforce isnt it?

  • Palpatine

    As an American citizen, I take great offence to that joke. Now… back to 9/11.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    at least editing 911 documentarys is an inside job.

  • Palpatine

    It was an inside job. Alex Jones told me so:
    http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/jones.gif

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Australia’s mens team is Ranked number 1 in the world for hockey, the womens is 2nd.
    field hockey….

  • Jawsmageddon

    all together now.. tie me kangaroo down sport…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    he should be inside… A padded cell!
    *ba-dum-tish.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    let the roo go Rolf and for fucks sake pull your pants up.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i was sober last night…. i think, i dont remember.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Here its all home renovation shows. this is whats on the 5 network channels this week.
    Back Yard Blitz
    Hot Property
    the Block
    Better homes an Gardens
    Renovation Rescue
    House Rules
    Gardening Australia
    Grand Designs
    and
    Auction ‘something i can remember’
    they are just the australian ones, we also play the American and British versions of the shows as well.

  • Jawsmageddon

    oh god.. not gardening whats next golf, id rather watch 2 flys fuck

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i cant explain how much i hate golf. if i think about it to much i get bored and go into a protective coma.

  • Jawsmageddon

    golf is good for one thing, insomnia

  • Andrew Thompson.

    there is an interesting debate in the scientific community about the effects of a coma on sleep and whether you can even ‘sleep’ in a coma… but thats probably a discussion for another day….

  • Jawsmageddon

    me i prefer charlie sheen, who is actually more likable now than 2 men and a baby or whatever THAT crap was

  • tOmy`

    Am I being promoted to the official TV show geek? Thanks, coach, I am ready!

  • tOmy`

    Yes. This.

  • Jawsmageddon

    its been something that’s been interesting since the dawn of philosophy that is… great minds have pondered on it, good luck science

  • dollar store cashier wife

    thoughts on the new True Detective season 2 trailer?

  • Jawsmageddon

    charles darwin can lick my nuts, god dam it im sick of his monkey ass, jesus saves, people, get with the lord! ..and by lord i mean rich evans, magic mike, and gay jay, gay means happy where i come from by the way

  • tOmy`

    Trailer is awesome, show looks promising. I am pretty stoked for it.

    But it ain’t no: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gaogy8KKLU

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I don’t why I expected anything else then Justified in that link…

  • tOmy`

    Speaking of: That teaser song is fucking incredible. And the “shhhh” moment at the end gave me chills for some reason.

    #PraiseTheHBOGods

  • tOmy`

    That is the reason why you wouldn’t leave Harlan alive.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    that’s the old teaser. new one came out today tho.

  • Jawsmageddon
  • Pippin

    You’re welcome!

    To your point, I think part of Star Wars’ charm is that it has more characters that people can associate with. From my vague recollection of Eragon (I saw it about 5 years ago and attempted to forget it), there was Boy Hero with the magic Bow of Appearing When Convenient and Old When-Will-He-Die Mentor (I’m excluding the bad guys here).

  • Andrew Thompson.

    dude the Church of RLM is not a dogmatic place…
    sorry i couldn’t even type that with a straight face.

  • Palpatine

    Can I be the Pope of the Church of RedLetterMedia?

  • He drove hard.

  • Jawsmageddon

    you looked identical to the old pope i know that much

  • Andrew Thompson.

    arnt you already the space pope?

  • whip

    Sadly, Jack is quite a hipster. He denies it or acts like he is not, but holy cow is he.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I’m Canadian but know shit-all aboot hockey, really. I didn’t even know there were any important games going on anywhere.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    he does! and like Ratzinger he was a member of a quasi fascist organisation. you got the job Palpy.!

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Is it just me or does the time it takes to get from new content to absolute craziness get shorter and shorter and elephant lipstick?

  • Palpatine

    We haven’t gone crazy. Yet.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Guys, did you hear about this new Supergirl TV show? If TV were cancer, it’d be Supergirl.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm46-envrHo

  • Andrew Thompson.

    obviously you havent been here. its worse than me when Danger 5 was on.

  • Jawsmageddon

    yet

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Sadly we did…on the bright side did you knew Samurai Cop was alive?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    come on teenagers have to jack off to something.

  • Palpatine

    We have. I said it looks more like New Girl then it does a superhero show.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Really? Maybe he can finally translate the back of the SOS box!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    are you kidding? right now this place is way too tame.

  • Palpatine

    When’s the next Plinkett review?

  • Jawsmageddon

    actually bit of a let down, but it just says, kim jong-il for president 2015

  • dollar store cashier wife

    nah MST3K already translated it 12 years ago.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    tuesday

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    He’s stuck in that house on the mountain. He’s going to go all Captain America and return in 70 years or whatever.

  • Jawsmageddon

    this

  • Palpatine

    That’s Fake Plinkett, you fuck! Real Plinkett is in his basement masturbating to the Olsen Twins videos.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Wait, dad? …

  • Palpatine

    Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    wholly shit![pun intended]
    wait jimmy’s black?
    wait i’m bored.
    i think i can…. i vomited in my mouth.
    also Babylon 5 quality CGI went out with Babylon 5
    lesbian gags. hahahah. i’m crying inside…
    S for SHHHHIIIIIT!
    i want a plinkett review of this garbage.
    and ITS… over thank god.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    He told me. He told me a street light killed him!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    its recursive.

  • Palpatine

    No, a street light is your father!

  • Jawsmageddon

    1 comics suck
    2 hero girls suck
    3 ally mcbeal sux
    4 ally mcbeal sux
    5 ally mc…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    all of these things need to suck more… [Omitted]

  • Andrew Thompson.

    this was my text based reaction video. OLD SCHOOL!

  • Like Icare

    I made it to 3:31 before the cringing finally made me turn it off.

    I have to lie down now.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i’ll vote that for a dollar… but US or Australian please i cant carry the equivalent in Won, it would be half a tonne of worthless paper.
    EDIT: its about 1,000 pounds for americans… and only americans. because everyone else in the whole world is metric.

  • Jawsmageddon

    speaking of elephant lipstick, cant wait for man of steel 2, and you thought the first one sucked, ….jesus

  • Percy Gryce

    But there’s a black stormtrooper Jimmy Olsen?!?!

  • Mark Bisone

    (Since everyone’s going stir crazy again, grab a mic and gird your loins. It’s battle time.)

    First let me remind all you Plinkettes with whom you trifle.
    Mark Bisone is the devil’s own disciple, armed with a sniper rifle,
    An American psycho, with a heart as dark as the Third Reich he’ll
    take pot shots at the Pied Piper’s kids from the sidecar of Satan’s motorcycle
    then stick some dynamite in the bike’s tailpipe and dive off like the
    Hasselhoff into the Bay, and roll to safety just like Michael.
    Watch it explode in Transformers mode, then take his rightful
    place on the throne, and recite a prayer for Lucy ’cause he’s spiteful.

    Mix up a dose of the black plague with a splash of lemon AIDS,
    stir in some cholera, Barbary pirate raids, three or four Crusades
    And you’ll get close to my body count when I bust out my cage,
    Mount the stage, spraying blue energy rays at Redletter meter-maids.

    Let’s start off with yet another goodbye to the RLM Queen:
    A nightmare Kermit the Frog had on six hits of mescaline.
    You got disgusted, pulled the plug and jumped the fuck out of the scene,
    Then rebooted like Bob Newhart, saying “It was all a dream.”

    Now allow me to take a knife to a library-letch named Percy Gryce,
    Nukin’ Jay’s P.O. box left and right but putting his comments on ice,
    and disappearing into the fog like Sonny Burnett in Miami Vice
    while his skin flute shoots out dice the color of brown Basmati rice.

    Who’s left to step to the mic? Parasites on mountain bikes?
    Zombie Aussies with no balls but seventeen thousand strikes?
    A Canadian Taco Bell, who tolls only for Youtube likes?
    Checkout ho’s at dollar sto’s? cOmmy`unist trivia knights?

    I’ll rip-tear a maggit apart, turn an emperor’s pantaloons dark,
    bury a red skeleton in the front yard of bubba boy’s trailer park.
    I’ll get the joke before you tell it, blow up shark after shark,
    leave you in a hospital on Guerrero Street, saying “What a story, Mark!”

  • Andrew Thompson.

    it was kinda awful. in a tragic that will never get to be worth watching kinda way.
    Joss coulda made it work. but even i dont think i could handle another Whedonesqu feminist scifi drama.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    make a music video!

  • Jawsmageddon

    not bad, but Queen is gonna sue your ass for that bass line

  • Andrew Thompson.

    he was under pressure to get it done.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    .

  • Andrew Thompson.

    o.k i can do this… Pass me the mike.

    Well Marky mark let me tell you one thing,
    i’m kinda drunk, cause yeah i’ve been drinking.

    but thats not the point im trying to make.
    the point of this rhyme is to call your rhyme fake.

    did you take a song and just change the words?
    that night work for the u tube turds. but some real freestyle gonna rock your world……

    and you forgot Omitted.

  • Jawsmageddon

    i guess he was omitted.. play me off paul……

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • Mark Bisone
  • Jawsmageddon

    thats what your mom said

  • Like Icare

    Nah… Whedon can’t do real characters.
    He does caricatures and pretend drama.
    And then he kills the caricature everyone loves.

    Whedon show would be a show where every character is like Ally McBeal in that trailer.
    Well… except without everyone wondering what’s wrong with her face there.
    #HanSoloMarriedTHAT

    But real characters or caricatures is not this show’s problem from that trailer.
    It’s that everyone is FUCKING STUPID.

    This is NOT Superman where Paranoid Depressed Dad kills himself to prove to his son that he must hide from the humans.
    #IT’SALL4UCLARK!

    Why the flying fuck would her family instruct her to hide her powers when there is another Kryptonian everyone clearly adores around?
    Oh right… Cause if she was using her powers then she could save their asses in the case their airplane falls or is taken over by jihadists… No… Wait…

    Then… when she finally becomes THE Supergirl and tells everyone and their parole officer that she IS Supergirl – everyone is “Fuk YO! We don’t need no aylie-yans! GO CALL HOME E.T.!”

    I.e. Everyone is retarded.

    And why did they have to change Jimmy Olsen from a monkey into a black guy? #That’sRACIST!

    https://bmj2k.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/jo116.gif
    http://comiccoverage.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8345158e369e200e55373f2508834-350wi
    http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/comicsalliance.com/files/2012/08/olsen03.jpg

  • Andrew Thompson.

    if it wasnt nearly 7am i would have done more. but soo tired.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    who? the Museum of ModernArt?

  • Like Icare

    Paul died…

    I know. Because I BURIED HIM IN THAT GRAVE!

  • Like Icare

    Paul died…

    I know. Because I BURIED HIM IN THAT GRAVE!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Yes. This.

  • Jawsmageddon
  • Jawsmageddon
  • Andrew Thompson.

    i hope it was shallow.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i hope it was shallow.

  • Percy Gryce

    And isn’t Ally McBeal with Grampa Harrison Ford?

  • Percy Gryce

    And isn’t Ally McBeal with Grampa Harrison Ford?

  • Jawsmageddon

    is that right,… poor bastard..

  • Jawsmageddon

    is that right,… poor bastard..

  • Andrew Thompson.

    hush! you’ll wake omitted! and i just got him off… to sleep you sickos!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    hush! you’ll wake omitted! and i just got him off… to sleep you sickos!

  • Like Icare

    Well… it’s cheaper that way.

  • Like Icare
  • Mark Bisone
  • Like Icare

    They’re Marvel. Jimmy’s DC.

  • Jawsmageddon

    im with plinkett on this one mmm 😛

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I know you buried him in that grave. Because I SOLD IT TO YOU!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Washington DC given the new look.

  • Like Icare

    He brought that upon himself. Along with that earring.
    http://thesebootsaremadeforstalking.com/?p=5703

  • Jawsmageddon

    ahh he’s just trying to be (broken) hip

  • WrongWithYourFace

    This is a Pre-Rec video…

  • Like Icare

    Streetlights do that cause they feel unappreciated.

  • Like Icare

    If he keeps doing it like on the set of Episode 7 he just might succeed in breaking that hip.

  • Like Icare

    There’s a racist joke about crime rate in Washington DC in there somewhere, but I think it’d be stupid and not funny.
    #JustLikeRacismLOL

  • Jawsmageddon
  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Haha. That last line. Read it in Wiseau’s voice … now I’ll heave to re-read the whole thing in his voice.

  • instant relief

    Pre-Rec doesn’t count as new content tho. They’re not real RLM.

  • instant relief

    Anyone feel like snorting some cocaine off of my dick?

  • Like Icare

    Wait… They’re remaking “Drugs are great for your brain and make you into a super-magic-man-woman-person” the movie again? This time for TV?

    Wasn’t the one with the voice of Rocket Raccoon and De Niro followed by the one with Black Widow enough?
    Is it really that hard to get people to take their meds?

  • Percy Gryce

    You tried to step to Gryce;
    That wasn’t very nice.
    I was in a lot of pain, Ranger Rick,
    When I had to drain my tree-trunk dick.
    But I’m back, long and strong, pleasing the wife,
    “Anyway, how is your sex life?”
    I hear the drugs they give you in the cuckoo’s nest
    Arrest your zest for breasts and leave you a mess.
    And the regular regimen of electro-shock treatment
    Makes even getting it up a junior achievement.
    But my tool’s a sandblaster and I’m the master of library science;
    Like me, my books are good wood and my cock’s a household appliance.

    You’ve called out my calling cards and my trademark style.
    Who’da thought that my tasteful array and pince-nez would draw such vile bile?
    To be honest, when I view you I think of Santa rape.
    I can’t escape the shape of the gape and the North Pole red tape
    Used to restrain your victims like Shaun that hapless guy from Downunder
    Whose creations are animations of Harry S. Plinkett, I wonder
    Could you draw anything but a crowd as I give you the business?
    So take your St. Nick dick and split–even the Care Boars can’t save your Christmas.

  • Percy Gryce

    I was setting up someone for the appropriate reply:

    “Part time.”

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Gotta give this round to Percy.

  • JawsofSteel 2, DawnofJawstice

    my cat is fat .. heeeheee

  • Palpatine

    *mic drop*

  • #raisingstreetlightawareness

  • #streetlightappreciation

  • I feel honoured and dissed at the same time. I’m afraid my raps would look like what Colin Molchrie usually did on “Whose Line is it Anyway”. It’d start with hey guys and end with jazz hands.

  • instant relief
  • My ex wife
  • Like Icare

    #IrishHeritageShaming

  • Mark Bisone

    Code Red! Call Nurse Ratchet! We need 20 CC’s, stat!
    And then prep a defibrillator while I smack up this bibliophagic-brat.
    This 19th century germ is on a rampage from all all myu sick burns
    Just like the Crystalline Entity digging tunnels through his bookworm.

    But, seriously: so nice to finally hear from your gentile ass
    It’s a blast from the past, like the last gasp of Brady Bunch cast
    or the ghost of Christmas past outclassed by my Black Mass x10.
    Someone flip the page: Gryce drove off the urinary track again!
    I see Mr. Gryce has groin-up since his last futile attempt to step to my rep
    You could say”he-mature-ia-ed” his busted style and renal-calcul-ated it step-by-step
    but his time’s up, the vote’s still “Nyep” for his mess of a wrecked erector set,
    I’m sure his lady enchanted when he’s shootin’ those space rocks in the back of her net.

    As for Bisone’s own stone bone, it still hammers a kitty home,
    make ladies foam, atone in Rome, float to the Twilight Zone.
    There’s no chemical brew that can slow the roll of a true player
    Show me a lad, I’ll kill him; show me a lass I’ll slay her.
    Get up in my grill, and soon everybody will all know
    What’s wrong with your face, your arms, your legs and your minerals.
    You wanted to get in it, well, you gonna regret it. Hell,
    soon Mike will be digging for pyrite in your ancient genitals.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I’m really consfused as to why they included Jack Skellington wearing a wig. Jack Skellington is not part of Supergirl’s rogue gallery. In fact, Jack Skellington is Disney, not DC.

    What? Oh, that’s Calista Flockhart. Oh…

  • Cream-A-Thon

    You’re in the zone, Bisone, laying it thick like steak wit da bone!

  • Percy Gryce

    That’s right, you’re gonna need a nurse when I’m through
    with you.
    You won’t know what hit you–Engineer, Alien, or Black Goo.
    Your franchise of folly ends here, your series meets its
    doom.
    Questions will be answered: like “Who the fuck let you
    in the Room?”

    Your wordplay about my medical history is fine.
    But your Med-Alert bracelet says you’re a tumor and you’re
    far from benign.
    You’re a dysplastic nevus, a skin cancer, a bad-looking mole.
    So do us all a favor, Bevis, and crawl back in your hole.

    Yes, yes, your sexual prowess is world renowned.
    You’re as expert at handling balls as the Can’t-Say-No
    Clown.
    And should I compare your stud to the ShowBiz Pizza Bear?
    Well, he at least fucked Dick Evans, so that wouldn’t be
    fair.

    Of course, we’re all impressed with your media critiques.
    They make about as much sense as the end of Twin
    Peaks
    .
    But at least they’re long and convoluted and far from brief.
    I just wish you’d shut the hell up like your buddy the Chief.

    I might be an oldie, but I’m a goodie, you see,
    I excrete precious stones when I take a pee.
    From you I still haven’t seen a single gem
    In the piss you share here on RLM.

  • Mark Bisone

    Alright: you got last on this round. In the hands of the judges now.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Gryce brang it thrice and dropped a deuce on Marks news.

  • Cream-A-Thon
  • Cream-A-Thon

    Percy by far is the star that’ll go far,
    Comments so dope you could piss up a rope!

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Fuck that pain shit away, get down with the dust if you a playa.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Like Icare, I ain’t never seen a studio not like money honey its funny because of all the bad dummy shots and slots and Mercedes-Benzes.

    Edit: I may have gone to far in some places.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    this was way better than epic rap battles of history…
    but thats not hard.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    why? no one cared about the movie.

  • JawsofSteel 2, DawnofJawstice

    its the 10 percent of your brain thing, ppl just cant get enough of that idea

  • Andrew Thompson.

    its because 90% of people only use 10% of their common sense.

  • JawsofSteel 2, DawnofJawstice
  • Cream-A-Thon
  • JawsofSteel 2, DawnofJawstice

    simon cowell, i hope a v world hooker takes on one of their patented big black machine gun strap ons and does your ass, no lube, and leaves a nasty rash, just like the kind that one direction leaves behind in my ears you mutherfuckerrrr

  • RLMkeepitup

    They played Mad Max Road Warrior on Spike yesterday night. I watched it, of coarse. But now, I have lost desire to see the new Max movie. It doesn’t need to be updated for me, I like it already. I’m also thrilled American Idol is cancelled, finally. But now it’s replaced with Lib Synch Battle. Stop it!

  • Bubs

    Though I’m a fan of Gryce, Bisone’s rhymes were twice as nice. I don’t roll the dice so I’ll throw Bisone a bone.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I’ve got a cold but I guess I’ll give this a try:

    Since I’m sick, Imma make this quick
    My rhymes are slick, gotta bone to pick
    See Mark thinks he’s fresh, but he’s older than Plinkett
    He’s out of touch, just doesn’t ‘get it’
    Rappin ain’t for old dogs, so just give it a rest
    I bid you adieu, Mr. One-Flew-Over-The-Cuckoo’s-Nest

    Up next is Gryce, from The House of Mirth
    I heard the 1890s was nice, but you missed The Dance of Birth
    I find it queer you’re here, and just to be clear
    Without any power, how are you on an internet brower?

    Tape’s without a bike, so he’ll have to hike
    Domo’s been reborn, the Wall of Shame’ll mourn
    Andrew’s down unda, where the Chooper’ll git’cha
    And Sully’s a varmint, so I’ll make him sprint

    Palpy would be next, but he got shafted
    Speaking of shafts, let’s not forget omitted
    He’s confirmed for gay, his only love is Jay
    He’s gotten higher on the board than Thanatos2k

    Without GIFs, Faddlechud’s a dud
    Your thumbnail’s ace, but ident know what’s WrongWithYourFace
    Pa Kent was bad at life, in fact he got all twisted
    And dollar store cashier wife’s death was assisted

    After months of dealing with his brain
    LelouchtheFilial’s back in the game
    Wizard Phoenix was a Stupid Wizard
    Tryin’ to rap but his beats were lame

    sepiajack is an X-Men whore
    But after his cameo wasn’t invited back for more
    tOmy` is lost between the notes
    Went to heaven in little row boats

    I guess that’s all, I guess that’s it
    Kept my eye on the ball, brought my A-game hot spit
    If ya need me again, I’ll be at my Taco Bell
    Where the large combos are ten but you get Dorito shells

    Peace

    *Gently places mic into stand*

  • Palpatine

    Beautiful.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I’m hoping my less obvious references still got through, like Chooper, Pa Kent getting ‘twisted’, sepiajack’s X-Men cameo, and me stealing Radiohead lyrics for tOmy`s part [first is from his favourite song, other is Pyramid Song].

  • Palpatine

    It was basically the RLM version of the PokeRap. Remember that?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Wow. Yeah, that’s old.

  • Like Icare

    Or there are a lot of dealers out there looking to invest in the moopie industry.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    you got to launder that drug money somewhere.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    so who wants to bet we get a HitB for Mad Max. before a new Plinkett review.

  • Palpatine

    I’ll take that bet. I’ll wager my podracer in the bet.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    why dont we bet my Space Rolls Royce and some space gin against your pod and two slaves?

  • Palpatine

    Will your Rolls Royce be the entry fee?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    there is an entry fee that wasn’t part of the deal!

  • Palpatine

    You won this small toss, outlander, but you won’t win the race, so it makes little difference!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i love that movie!
    Outland not the other thing.

    https://youtu.be/Ez2XfvN8XSc

  • Palpatine

    I may have gone too far in a few places.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    thats what Jorge said. at the Star Wars crimes trial in Geneva.

  • Palpatine

    Why is a movie about a guy played by a crazy-ass anti-Semite driving his car in the desert considered a classic?

  • Fred Frink

    Greetings from the Humungus. See this goddamn movie, it is an honor. until then you are not worthy to be a smega crazy or gayboy bezerker.

    The guzzoline lives on in it.

  • Fred Frink

    Holocaust movies are beloved by hollywood. Its the self-loathing thing

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Mistakes were made. Latte’s were drunk.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    so was Qui-Gon Gin.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    have you seen it?

  • Angelo

    Dunno, because it’s fucking awesome ?

  • Angelo

    I hope they will do that, it would be great.
    I was waiting for the new Mad Max for a long time, I can’t wait to see it.

  • TapewormVelocipede
  • Angelo
  • TapewormVelocipede

    The dude from the blog that started it, literally mentioned being excited for the explosions….

  • Michael Collins

    madmaxgate?

    Men’s rights activists?
    They better watch out for attacks by the manginas, and lezzie fembotonists..

  • WrongWithYourFace

    But you’re supposed to drop the mi– Oh… Oooohh…

  • Is that one guy on the blog even “popular” at all? As pathetic as he is, how is this ‘news’? If anything the independent just gave him a huge boost in clicks/visits.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    Pretty much, it is a non-issue (maybe Change.org petition to dub hardy with Bane voice, belching constantly?), but then, I do like to wallow in pathetic posts.

  • That was ill, dawg.

  • Angelo

    Mad Max should have Rich Evans’ voice.

  • TapewormVelocipede

    “Fuuck yeah”

  • Percy Gryce

    “You wanna get outta here–you talk to me.”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOEcxxyOC-s

  • TapewormVelocipede

    I feel my atheist values are being disrespected by the way the RLM content has been taken over by Hip Hop antics.

  • Percy Gryce

    Palpy hasn’t seen any of the original Mad Max movies.

  • Percy Gryce

    Trigger warning!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I didn’t knew the story in Mad Max mattered.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Fury Road is an upgrade in almost every way.See it.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    there was a story?

  • Bubs

    Someone tell that pussy to turn in his man-card. Then he can hug it out, followed by some cry-therapy. Meanwhile, the rest of us will be eating red-meat and beating our wives.

  • Bubs

    I think we’ll get a new GameStation 2.0 before we get a new Plinkett Review.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    cant we eat the wives and beat the meat?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    the poor bastard.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i miss GStwo.OH!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    my rlm page has been hijacked by spam virus!
    every time i open the page i get a redirect overlay.

  • Percy Gryce

    Now comes Taco the Canuck, another quarter heard from.
    First we had dumber, now just plain dumb.
    He thinks he’s a poet, Mitchell Taco Nash,
    Like a real lyrical master the great Ogden Nash,
    Who said “he has income and she is pattable,”
    Which means, I’m a man, bitch, and you’re pussy cat-able.

    Taco’s a film student, an auteur with training wheels,
    Just a reels Pickpocket who steals his ideals.
    Yeah, he thinks he’s Martin DeSalle in that film by Bresson,
    But he’s still just a school boy gettin’ his recess on.
    Of course, he’s still number one on the RLM Wall of Shame,
    But that’s lame that that’s his main claim to fame.
    He’s got to up his game, he’s slipping out of the frame,
    As I maim his tame name with my rhymes of flame.

  • Percy Gryce

    That didn’t rhyme, so I can’t help you.

  • It might be the porn you’ve been watching on your side. Everything is fine on my side.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i have tried a bunch of pages that use Disqust and the dont do it.
    RLM seems to be the only page affected. have the hack frauds sold out for booze money?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    no! thats what i thought but the porn sites all work fine. its only RLM.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    its disturbingly easier to post through other sites.

  • Percy Gryce

    I’ll let you decide.

    But the answer’s yes.

  • Percy Gryce

    Oh, and below the rap battle continues,
    There’s rhymes and abuse,
    And like Zeus I let loose,
    Now on Taco Nash, that silly goose.

  • Percy Gryce

    Really? I was set to believe that, but now I’ve read that Max is like Charlize Theron’s sidekick.

  • James Earl Jones

    Try to isolate the problem further. Does it happen when you use another browser?

  • tOmy`

    White knight, in sight, joining the fight
    Marky, feel free, to suck on my pride
    You brought butter knife to a gun fight
    I guess shock therapy didn’t make you alright

    Now first things first, is this even fair?
    I am not a native speaker, but I just don’t care
    So pass me the mic, I will show you my flair
    Putting style to kick and rhyme to the snare.

    C to the O to the M to the Y?
    Seriously, Marky? Was that your best try?
    You have to try harder to make a cheerleader cry.

    I am not sure what’s worse: Calling me a commie?
    Or that you omitted my favorite homie Omie?
    Making fun of Taco’s likes? Don’t you even worry?
    That it’s gonna be you, having to say “Sorry.”
    And no, Mark, really, that was’t a good story.
    You joined this drag race in an old and rusty lorry.

    But I am glad you got the joke cuz it is on you
    Your rhymes don’t stick, you better use a glue
    They are 50 Shades of Fail and confusing black goo
    Even drunk Andrew makes more sense than you do.

    Re-reading your comment, I bet you thought you’re sassy
    But honestly, Nicky Minaj is being a bit more classy
    And lemme ask you, was it stylistically designed to be that way?
    Because you rap worse than MCR’s Gerard Way.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i tried multiple accounts and browsers. this is RLM.com specific

  • It might be some weird server malfunction specific to your country.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    nope, i checked the servers are fine. either i have a targeted virus or there is something conspiracy going on.

  • Earth

    I don’t wanna live on this planet anymore….

  • WrongWithYourFace

    By saying “man the fuck up”, you just set back the Men’s Rights movement by 40 years.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Max was more of a side character in Road Warrior too.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Taco’s the goose you want to let loose,
    cause he’s the man with tonnes of juice!
    Omitted got lots but he keeps it in jars,
    just like he wants to keeep Jay behind bars.

    tOmys here but talks about music.
    Jaws dont care he would up-vote two dicks!
    old man Gryce he likes to look wise,
    but probably is probably banging Mata Hari on the side.

    lets bring up the ladies of the house,
    we got Domo rocking out asian culture
    and Jen riding a donkey away from vultures

    we all got tapeworms and like i care,
    but sometimes i think that Maggit dont fear.
    cause he is all up in the place upvoting me like a disgrace.

    now lets pass the mic back to Marky Mark and see if he can tear this rhyme apart.

  • Domo_Returns

    Read it, Upvote it. Gay gasp!
    Tapewormbike has sailed past
    moving on up to 3rd place.
    Dropping Mark down a peg on the wall of shame.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    good.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    its your fault! you created a power vacuum! Patient it!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Wait! are rap battles racist? can people not born in AUS, NZ USA, UK or the People’s Republic of Canada participate? i know i cant rhyme in other languages….

  • tOmy`

    Independent became a massive excuse of a news page. I am watching their posts in utter disbelief for a better part of 3 years now. From “Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber twitter battle” article, through their deluded feminism blogging, to the “election coverage” clusterfuck, I have to say, I am not even surprised they will follow up on this drivel.

  • Did anybody watch Death Machine at the place we don’t talk about yesterday? Was it any good?

  • tOmy`

    Unfortunately, Tapey, now we have reached the point when I am a bit embarrassed for being called “a hockey fan”, because half of our nation will start bitching, moaning, finding conspiracy and pointing fingers.

  • tOmy`

    I don’t think so. I had one chance, one opportunity and I chose to seize it and not let it slip.

    #GetIt?!

  • tOmy`

    It is about time they rebooted Pre-Rec, that shit is getting old.

  • Like Icare

    Mad Max always was a side character as he is at most an avatar for the audience in the exploration of the ante- and post-poxyclipse universe.

    His character is done in broad strokes and shades instead of drawn clearly in sharp lines.
    He has some morals, but not much.
    He’ll kill, but is not a cold blooded murderer.
    He’s on no quest – cause he got his revenge early on and it left him completely empty.

    A perfect audience surrogate.

  • Like Icare

    What does that even mean?

  • Palpatine

    Are the Mad Max movies so bad they’re good, or are they just good movies? Because I really want to watch them now.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    1 and 2 are good 3 is both. and i am seeing 4 on monday.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    his mom was a junkie, no wonder he threw up! junkies cant cook for shit!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    but you are…?! what!?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    the balance in 3 in really uneven though.I’d say 33% of it is just genuinely fun in just how bad it is while the remaining 67% is miserable.

  • RLMkeepitup

    It had a few good moments but most of them ripped from Aliens or Terminator. The plot was incomprehensible to me.

  • Palpatine

    So is Fury Road a remake, a reboot, or a sequel?

  • RLMkeepitup

    Reboot according to a quote by Miller. It doesn’t directly continue the story or characters.

  • Like Icare

    Nah… just stupid.
    Like all “Look at how much better I can art than you can art.” events.

    Don’t they know that the only way to truly tell which is better and which is worst is to get 4 or more hack frauds into a room, play/show them the “art” and have them pick apart its artistic and technical merits and then decide which is the best and the which is the worst?
    I mean really… do we have to keep reinventing the wheel?

    While on that subject… When is the next Plinkett review?
    I want to watch him do Victory of Faith-Day of Freedom-Triumph of the Will trilogy.
    Either that or the Atlas Shrugged trilogy.
    Or the Left Behind serial.

  • Palpatine

    Whelp, looks like I gotta scour the Internet for the Mad Max trilogy. Wish me luck.

  • Like Icare

    Maxist!

  • Like Icare

    There goes that “do some shit over and over for 10000 hours theory”.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i have never read any quote saying its not a direct continuation. and as far as i know its part 4, not a reboot.
    a reboot would require a new origin story. like the Amazingly Boring Spiderman.

  • Palpatine

    Before that we watched The Devil’s Rain from 1975 starring Michael Myers William Shatner. It was probably the most boring horror movie I’ve ever seen.

  • RLMkeepitup

    It was on the imdb FAQ but now is gone. I did find this though:

    Tom Hardy has spoken up about Fury Road in a similar manner:

    “We have to take it differently as George is taking it.
    It’s a relaunch and revisit to the world. An entire restructuring.
    That’s not to say that it’s not picking up or leaving off from the Mad
    Max you know already, but it’s a nice re-take on the entire world using
    the same character, depositing him in the same world but bringing him up
    to date by 30 years.”

    So it’s a restructured retake relaunch I guess.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    if your scouring the wasteland of the internet you need a good engine.
    i recommend the 6 cylinder RB30e Skyline.

    https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-9PP29cjde5s/VNYtFDDHxxI/AAAAAAAAAjE/GOtz6Gs9cjM/w758-h569-no/DSC_0438.jpg

  • Jay Stein

    Other sources than EVERYTHING??

  • Red Skeleton

    Are you doing your part? Join The Manhole today! (P.S. Don’t ask, don’t tell is brutally enforced).

    Starship Troopers, 21:00 GMT. That’s, fuck, 14:00 PAC? 17:00 EST? Does anybody still not know how to convert their own time zone to GMT?

  • Palpatine

    Yes. This.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Time. The currency that gains value as you age and changes value where you go.

  • Angelo

    Mad Max movies are classics ! They are nowhere near the “so bad it’s good” realm, although they basically launched the post-apocalyptic trend in movies, which in the end brought us a lot of bad rip-offs.
    The first is low budget and kind of minimalistic in the way it portrays its post-apocalyptic world, but it’s renowned for its chases scenes and its violence.
    The second is the best and improves on everything (that final chase scene !).
    The third is considered the least good, though I’d say its still a fun movie.
    Oh and Mel Gibson is awesome.

  • Angelo

    A reboot as far as I know, though I don’t think it matters that much. Mad Max movies are not exactly loved for their story.

  • Angelo

    Wot? They broadcast good movies in the hole now? Or is it the awful and unnecessary sequels?

  • Like Icare

    I was drawing a distinction between SW and AV and their particular ways of “appropriation” of other material.

  • Angelo

    It’s probably their way of saying that they don’t want you around here anymore.
    http://maryamk96.social.qwriting.qc.cuny.edu/files/2014/11/Funniest_Memes_with-it-you-shall-deal_4799.jpeg

  • Like Icare

    Starship Troopers was always a good movie.

    It’s just that this time action and agit-prop was so over the top that people who were expecting an action movie couldn’t/wouldn’t take it as such, while cinema snobs failed to realize that all that time while he was making movies about robot-policemen and Arnold on Mars – that Verhoeven dude was actually satirizing American (FUCK YEAH!) society and culture.

    The reason he probably went too far in some places was cause he was also ripping up the original material and showing its fascists undertones as its primary colors.

    One review I read some years ago (have no clue where anymore – just that line stuck with me) nailed it saying something like – “Heinlein envisions a utopia where everyone works for their rights and only those who serve to the society (preferably in a military capacity) get to decide on the course of the society.

    To which Verhoeven, who got to see Nazi occupation of Netherlands as little boy, and lived through the Allied forces’ bombings, replied ‘Yeah… about that. Seen it. Doesn’t work.'”

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Whither, Eragon?

  • Red Skeleton

    We’re not broadcasting good movies, afaik. We are, however, broadcasting Starship Troopers.

  • Palpatine

    I think we should do a Wheel of the Worst for the Manhole. We can use wheeldecide.com to pick the videos for us. The only catch is that we can only watch videos similar to ones shown on Wheel of the Worst. So how’s that sound?

  • Cream-A-Thon
  • Angelo
  • Palpatine

    So I landed on The Relaxed Wife; Laughter, Therapy, & Dementia; and Battle of the Network Stars.

  • Red Skeleton

    I am completely serious. We are, in fact, broadcasting Starship Troopers.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Is three the one with the kids?

  • Angelo

    Guess that article is not outdated then :
    http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2013/11/-em-starship-troopers-em-one-of-the-most-misunderstood-movies-ever/281236/
    I’m not trying to convince anyone that it’s a good movie, everyone is entitled to its opinion, but for me this is masterpiece of satire. It’s so blatant that its baffling some people still can’t see it :
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faFuaYA-daw

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Well, there’s also people out there who claim that you can’t read sarcasm through text.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    A whole bunch of kids and Tina Turner.Deadly combo.

  • Red Skeleton

    Robocop was satire. Starship Troopers is just stupid. It feels like it’s trying to be satirical AND appeal to the lowest common denominator…. which is funny because robocop ALSO did both, but again, better.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I gotta re-load this thing, but not after I watch ‘Match Your Mood’, ‘Laughter, Therapy, & Dementia’, and ‘The Relaxed Wife’.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    http://i.imgur.com/MjgkrMZ.png

    Even in a promotional poster Daenerys Targaryen looks depressed and pondering her existence which had all lead up to her appearing in this “movie”.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Maybe that’s why I have not so good memories from the series. Not being a fan, the movies just blend together in my mind and all I remember is the kids, really. In fact, I’m not sure if I’ve seen all of them. I may have to give them another shot some day.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    That looks like a bad photoshop. Speaking of which; I’m pretty sure they bustied her bust. I should know because I’ve seen ’em! Everyone has!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Training wheels? Pfft. Dude, I’m still rockin’ a tricycle.

  • Domo_Returns

    I don’t think Fury Road is any of those. It’s just another story of Mad Max after the world blew up. After the first film, it feels (at least to me) that any of these films are interchangeable. Mad Max wanders into a conflict, helps solve said conflict, and moves on with his life.

    Fury Road is so much more grandiose in world building, though. There’s so many details that are covered that give you an idea of how weird this world is, in a way other post-apocalypse films don’t.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    it’s an official poster.hollywood just can’t hire professional poster designers as of late it seems.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    They should just go back to the old way of painting posters but I suppose that’s too much effort. Let little Johnny just play around with the Photoshops instead.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Hey guys, sorry if I disappeared it’s just that I have a shit ton of work to do. Anyhow, seeing how Mad Max is coming back from the dead with a revengeance which movie or franchise that you enjoyed do you think should comeback from the dead? For me I must say Mortal Kombat, if rated R of course.

  • Bubs

    While I know that it’s just your opinion. It’s the wrong one.
    Starship Troopers is in my top 10.

  • Earth

    My name is an eternal reminder…

  • Angelo

    Mine too.
    What’s funny with that movie is that when you watch it as a kid you don’t see the satire and you just enjoy the movie for what it seems to be. As Roger Ebert pointed out in its review, it’s like the director depicted “the world of the future as it might have been visualized in the mind of a kid reading Heinlein in 1956”, adding a lot of gore and violence of course.
    And then you see it again years later, with a different mind, and it’s like seeing a totally different movie.

  • Palpatine

    They tried making Mortal Kombat into a film, and look how well that turned out:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIt0VY7Yg2w

  • Angelo

    I completely disagree but there is no point arguing about that.
    I still have to watch Showgirls, which is apprently one of the worst movie ever AND also a cult classic.

  • Palpatine

    I loved that movie.

  • Bubs

    Mortal Kombat is a craptastic classic. Me and my brother saw MK1 and 2 in theaters when they came out. The world needs more garbage like this!

  • Angelo

    I’m still waiting for The Godfather Part IV: Gangsters VS Zombies.

  • Angelo

    Honestly I can’t imagine how a NC-17 rated movie about dancers in a strip club could be bad.

  • Angelo

    I haven’t seen it but if it maintains that same level of so-bad-its-good-ness during its entire duration it’s definitely worth seeing !

  • They made the bust this big to cover up how much they screwed up her hips.

  • Angelo

    Yup, Max is bascially The Man with No Name in a post-apocalyptic world.

  • Angelo

    The kids are the ewoks of Mad Max. Every third movie in a trilogy has to have its ewoks, it’s an implicit rule.

  • Cream-A-Thon
  • Like Icare

    I got “Billy Bob Interactive Training – Part 1 of 3” whatever it may be.

  • RLMkeepitup

    That clip is from Annihilation, which is so bad its good. The first MK film was almost kinda good.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Great spin! Thanks!

  • tOmy`

    Yes. This.

  • Palpatine

    I landed on Robin Jay-The Art of the Business Meeting. Now we just need one more!

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Thanks, Sheev!

  • Angelo

    “Far Out Space Nuts – Fantastic Journey – Sid and Marty Krofft”. Whatever that is.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Funny part is its PG, so she won’t be showing those jugs to prove our photoshop hypotheses.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    The Wheel is GO. Now we need a time – 21:30 EST (01:30GMT)?

  • Palpatine

    Sounds good to me.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Sounds good.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    It is done.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Join us!

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Sit a spell at 21:30EST/1:30GMT with us!

  • Angelo

    I would but for me it’s already 3 in the morning… I’m going to bed. I wish you good luck.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSJNeXrCbE4

  • RLMkeepitup

    Ew the new puppet.

  • Like Icare

    Dammit… that’s right now, but I’m spent. Sorry. :/

  • andypants1989

    I think they should make a new Star Wars movie, but like, not directed by George Lucas. Or a new Indiana Jones movie, or um… a new Jurassic Park movie!

  • Like Icare

    On the positive side – she has some of that young Linda Hamilton thing going on face-wise.

    On the negative… None of Linda’s T2 muscles.
    Them volleyballs under her shirt look retarded. Wait… those are NOT volleyballs?
    Same goes that terminator head in her hand. That ain’t no volleyball either but a solid chunk of metal which she is clearly not gripping by her fingers.
    But that’s just… nitpicking.

    The damn poster is shit cause it is a mess on the inside.
    She is moving right to left – going backward.
    Where does the play button point to? [>]
    How bout Fast Forward? [>>]
    How bout a sentence? Big letter denoting the start goes where?
    Which way do doors open?

    So for starters, she is going back towards something.
    Or running away. Except she doesn’t look like she’s running away, but as if she’s stoned or sleepwalking.
    Meanwhile, the bridge is pointing slamming into her vagoon and then jutting upwards and outwards above her and of the poster.

    Soo… Woman with fake boobs and a drugged-up look in her eyes, grips a gun and a robot skull, while slowly turning her back on the world which is molesting her.

    It’s a movie about a murder-suicide revenge after a date rape?

  • andypants1989

    Any movie that contains the line ‘Hey, you kill bugs good’ and plays it dead seriously is a masterclass in sarcasm and irony.

  • andypants1989

    They’re good good grindhouse / Ozploitation movies.

  • andypants1989

    Man the fuck up x 1000

  • Like Icare
  • Like Icare

    From recent past: Dredd and John Carter. Nothing wrong with those movies.

    Someone should just get Adam Sandler and Kevin James and beat them with a baseball bat until they fork up the money for sequels for those movies.

    From not so recent past: Donald E. Westlake’s Parker series.
    There are several of Parker movies out there – from Point Blank with Lee Marvin, two versions of the remake of PB with Mel Gibson (Payback), The Outfit with Robert Duvall, that recent one with Jason Statham and a bunch of others…
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parker_%28character%29#Films

    They should stop fucking around and do them right. That’s a James Bond-like franchise there. Only with more crime, grime and violence.
    What’s not to like, right?

    Speaking of James Bond… Too bad they’re not making those anymore.
    Maybe Canadians could do something about it while Bond is still in public domain in Canada and while Harper hasn’t yet gotten a letter from Hollywood demanding the same treatment as the music industry regarding the “here, let me steal 20 years of already free music from the people and give it to you cause you asked”.

    Streets of Fire… But that one is just not happening. I’m not sure that the story could be “fixed” for that one without only ruining it further.

    Plus you can’t make a movie like that with the music like that for the audiences like today. Maybe when we hit 9 billion there’d be an audience for it.

    Sneakers could use an update while they’re all still alive… Oh… wait… oh…

  • Like Icare

    Gangsters AND Zombies.

    That way they can pull Al Pacino in for yet another moopie.

  • andypants1989

    I’m sure everyone has mentioned it already, but Fury Rd is a fucking great movie. I didn’t even mind that Max now inexplicably has a British accent. Tom Hardy certainly looked the part and gave a good performance, but he really sucks at voices, even Theron and Hoult managed a neutral Australianish accent, Tom Hardy just sounds like an upper-class English guy in every movie.

  • Andrew Thompson.