Pre-Rec: Helldivers

January 20, 20161,477 Comments

Jack and Rich play Helldivers and discuss the economy of bullets.


Filed in: Previously Recorded

  • ashwilliams

    Oh…no…it’s Rich Evans

  • David

    Buy a hat Jack… or a powered wig.

  • Palpatine

    Or hair plugs.

  • yonderTheGreat

    Pretty sure that loveless marriage that Rich is in is with Jack.

    And I’m so jealous.

  • Palpatine

    Jack used to have hair and a beard. Go back and watch older episodes of BotW to see for yourselves.

  • Some Idiot

    These guys should play Alien Swarm

  • And all the way back in the Plinkett Phantom Menace review, too…
    http://i.imgur.com/bcUvzVJ.jpg

  • Palpatine

    That sounds like a movie they’d watch on BotW.

  • Palpatine

    He was balding then!

  • When are we gonna get a Space Cop video game?

  • Gallen Dugall

    co-op = the griefer’s paradise

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    If you think THIS gets you off for the shortage of Space Cop blu-rays, you got a ‘nother think to think, brothers!

  • Moke

    one of the many reasons I prefer solo games.

  • Palpatine

    Would a new BotW get them off?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    It would get me off.

    Ba-dum-tsh!

  • Manioc

    It’s been ages since I played that… doesn’t it only have like six maps?

  • A rug would do it. I’m thinking juicy redhead! jejejeje

  • Michael Collins

    Even after the mega success of Space Cop, superstar Rich Evans is still humble enough to take part in this lowly series, what a guy!

  • Palpatine
  • Ogrot

    Speak for yourselves, my fire discipline is pretty good on the friendly fire front. Now the random drop spots for helldiver reinforcements can be pretty bullshit on the friendly fire front.

  • Cream-A-Thon
  • Gavin Callaghan

    Rich Evans or Poor Evans, it’s all good.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I agree with everything you both said.

    I feel the exact same way about the game.

    But I’m still probably going to put 60 hours into it.

  • Ogrot

    Yeah it gets to the point of being a treadmill without surprises. I think of it as a I don’t want to think, or feel, I just want to switch off and shoot things kind of game. Nicely casual, has some good laughs, has surprising depth but ultimately simple.

  • TheManHole

    Oh my GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD!

  • Palpatine

    Is that your wife?

  • TheManHole

    You Hacks! Where is the Pre Recorded for Fallout 4 already!

  • One of them.

  • Fallout 4?…. oh. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • Palpatine

    I didn’t know Gungans were Mormons.

  • TheManHole

    Zed Zed Zed Zed Zed Zed Zed Zed Zed Zed Zed Zed Zed Zed Zed Zed Zed Zed

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    For Democracy!

  • Yes. I am the third revelation.

  • Did you like FO4?

  • OMNI

    Cool. I can watch Rich Evans and Jack Packard talk about a game I’ll never play..again.

  • Palpatine

    For Freedom!

  • OMNI

    Genesis Space…

  • OMNI

    He has hair and a beard in the Grabowskis..

  • OMNI

    Where’s your wig or hat?

  • Nuke those japs!

  • TheManHole

    I didn’t like it as much as FNV or FO3 however it’s still a pretty fun game with it’s own charms. I really love what they did weapon customization and power armour and the game looks amazing. No more of the shit brown or puke green.

    Sad to see the perk system boiled down to what it is. I no longer feel perks are special in that they let you choice how you want to play the game or bend the games rules. Now it’s more just working a spread sheet with a lot of perks being needed unless you want to die a lot.

    Also with skills not longer in the game you really are limited even more by needing to pick up perks like hacking and lock picking. The chat wheel is just dumb sure there is still skill checks but nothing close to the previous games.

    Lastly building habitats sort of sucks with a horrible UI and the game does not tell you how any of it works, took me 20 min to find out how to connect power to things and nothing forms to the ground so everything just hovers awkwardly.

    All and all not the best Fallout game we could have gotten and a lot of the changes seemed to have been made to stream line the game but it’s still a lot of fun with great world fully voiced npc’s and protagonist. Solid 7/10 for me will easily get over 100+ hours of game play out of it since the world is just massive.

  • Palpatine

    Piunish them!

  • Strong_Bow

    He has visible hairs in Feeding Frenzy. Get your shovel out pal, we’re supposed to get anywhere between 8 and 26 inches of snow this Friday. May the Force be with you.

  • Percy Gryce

    If you harass Aids Moby Packard, you’ve got to face the JDL.*

    *JDL = Jewish Jack-ish Defense League

  • Guessing Mr. Nile wont be coming to Wisconsin to guest star in Space Cop 2.

    https://youtu.be/LwdfSPCkP1g?t=14m54s

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    As Jack and Rich said, it’s much deeper than a typical shoot ’em up. But you do figure out how to properly strategize after a while, and the game doesn’t really have another trick up its sleeve after that.

    But by then you’ve probably been playing for 20+ hours and you’ve definitely gotten your money’s worth in challenge and entertainment.

  • Percy Gryce

    He’s evolved to a higher state. We’re hoping some of you monkeys can do the same.

  • Earth

    Big as a continent, shallow as a puddle. From what I’ve heard, all you get to do in 4 is shoot things and shoot more things.

    I’m amazed people are giving Bethesda any benefit of a doubt after Skyrim.

  • Earth

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmRih_VtVAs

    Horribly inappropriate song choice (imo).

  • Cream-A-Thon

    When Jack does the jazz hands thing can we say they’re… Jack Hands?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Space Cop Co-Op Cop game.

  • Palpatine

    Um, that sounds very dirty.

  • Thomas Hunt
  • Palpatine

    What?

  • NicCagesHair

    “all you get to do in 4 is shoot things and shoot more things.”
    And this is why I am buying it once it goes on sale(and a get a computer that can run it). It’s a shame they seem to have gotten rid of everything that made New Vegas great.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Ah, I thought it was great. This is probably one of my favorite trailers in recent memory.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I choked a man in Sao Paulo, just to watch him die.

  • I usually never agree with the guys on Pre-Rec… but they were right about Alien Isolation. That shit is frustrating which is a shame because I really wanted to like it.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Only played it a couple times. Got confusing.

  • Bubs

    Ahhh…. Fuck.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I basted a chicken. And then I ate it.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Unhand me, you jackands.

    This has been another Moment from the 15th Century.

    #CheckmatePercy

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    It’s an old song and over-used, but the trailer is really well cut to it.

  • Palpatine

    It’s your favorite show!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Three strikes, you’re out.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Barbed Wire!

  • Palpatine

    Look crocodile brain! Like lion brain!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Hello, Wildcats!

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    It’s pure instance.

  • Palpatine

    Do you know lessons of life?

  • Thomas Hunt
  • Thomas Hunt

    Yes. It’s from the Deep Web.

  • In The Court Of The Evans King

    Eu faço isso todo dia.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Rich and Jack are shooting a giant pizza slice in space with the USS Enterprise right now.

  • Palpatine

    My favorite part of the Web!

  • Palpatine

    Rich looks like a truck driver in this episode because of his hat and beard.

  • Thomas Hunt

    Mine, too!

    Seriously, though, the video is fucked up.

  • Amontillado

    That is a shine of glory. May the spotlight let that pate shine ever bright!

  • Domo

    I think there should be a Pre-Rec episode that’s only lit by lovely candlelight. It’ll give us something new to tease Jack about when all the candlelight reflects off Jack’s glasses. Yay!

  • Star Wars Episode 8 release pushed back six months until December of 2017. Reports are that the script is being rewritten.
    I guess there’s no accounting for taste: http://www.ew.com/article/2015/12/23/jj-abrams-star-wars-episode-viii

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Billie Jean is not my lover. She’s just a girl who claims that I am the one. But, the kid is not my son.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Lovely candlelight.

    With mood music by Mindsedge.

  • It’s gonna be like Barry Lyndon, slow and boring..

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Lemme guess. You’re another bald guy.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Everybody loves the sound of a train in the distance. Everybody thinks it’s true.

  • Palpatine

    Always a pleasant sound.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Time can’t change me, but I can’t trace time.

  • Palpatine

    How bored are you right now?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Not at all, really.

    I’m rockin’.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    And it’s daddy on the booze and there’s a Brando on the ice
    Now it’s dean in the doorway
    With one more way he can’t play this scene twice.

    We belong together.

  • Palpatine

    You’re playing a guitar?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Ooh, your custard pie, yeah, sweet and nice
    When you cut it, mama, save me a slice
    Your custard pie, yeah,
    I declare you’re sweet and nice like your custard pie
    When you cut it, mama… mama, please save me a slice.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Yep.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Stand up everybody, this is your life
    Let me take u to another world, let me take u tonight
    U don’t need no money, u don’t need no clothes
    The Second Coming, anything goes
    Sexuality is all u’ll ever need
    Sexuality – let your body be free

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    And if your friends think that you should do it different
    And if they think that you should do it the same
    You’ve got it, just keep on pushing and, keep on pushing and
    Push the sky away

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Scratched a ticket with a leg of a cricket
    And I got triple Jesus.
    Cashed it in for a siamese twin
    At the family firing range.
    Went to bed and woke up inside another man’s head
    Nobody noticed.
    I’m so excited the senator’s a fighter
    Don’t tell me nothing’s changed.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Wouldn’t it be nice if we were older
    Then we wouldn’t have to wait so long
    And wouldn’t it be nice to live together
    In the kind of world where we belong

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Uranium money
    Is booming in the old home town now
    It’s putting up sleek concrete
    Tearing the old landmarks down now
    Paving over brave little parks
    Ripping off Indian land again
    How long how long
    Short sighted business men
    Ah nothing lasts for long
    Nothing lasts for long
    Nothing lasts for long

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    What I feel, I can’t say
    But my love is there for you anytime of day
    But if it’s not love that you need
    Then I’ll try my best to make everything succeed

    Tell me, what is my life without your love
    Tell me, who am I without you, by my side
    Tell me, what is my life without your love
    Tell me, who am I without you, by my side

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Make it Menorah light and I’m in.

  • And, put filmmaker Jay Bauman on the case!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJODpPoOddg

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I shot a man in Reno… A shot of antibiotics! It saved his life.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    They also figured that the Top 3 highest grossing movies of all time were released on December, and that Summer is simply too much competition, even if you are Star Wars.

    I now expect an announcement saying Avatar 2 is going to be pushed back a full year, because the VFX are so incredible, they are taking longer to render.

  • NicCagesHair

    The VFX will be as incredible as the plot is derivative.

  • Alex Lee

    Freedom!

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • NicCagesHair

    She really should’ve turned to him and broke out into this(I chose the worst version I could find):

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGHJ9J6ZwP4

  • Wizard Phoenix

    My copy of Space Cop hasn’t shown up yet and you give us Pre-Rec?!

    https://youtu.be/cWfK5JyD2bA?t=47s

  • Some Idiot

    Yes, but they are decent to replay. And hey, it’s free.

  • fred

    HAH jews.

  • Thanatos2k

    This game was made by the same people who made Magicka. The more people you play with the better it gets, and the more you fuck with each other.

  • fred

    I liked the jew joke.

  • Thanatos2k

    “I love democracy….”
    -Palpatine

  • Tapeworm

    Pre-Rec is a detached Kubrickian experience for me as it is.

  • Could you keep it down? I’m trying to do drugs!

  • Domo

    It’s probably best that way. How are you?

  • tOmy`

    Hello, RLM, there seems to be a problem with your webzone. The designated spot for your brand new Space Cop digital download ad seems to be just two manchildren screaming something about democracy.

    If I wanted to do the whole GOP debate routine, I would have moved to America.

  • tOmy`

    Magicka is awesome.

  • tOmy`

    Phew. for a minute there, I was scared that Ford broke his leg ag-

    Ooooohohohoho, see what I did there?

  • Marvin

    You know, I like the people of RLM, I know they put a lot of work and time into their products and I appreciate the fact, that most of their material is for free, but I’m annoyed that Space Cop is not available on DVD but I’m more annoyed that RLM seems to not give a shit, since they don’t address this issue. They surely read what their fans have to say on the webzones. I’ll be less annoyed if the digital download contains the whole content of the blu-ray version.

  • tOmy`

    I am gonna be honest: I really don’t give too many Pre-Recs about it. I am looking forward to the movie, most likely will create an IMDB account just to give it 9.8 review and stuff… but hey, they are just couple of hack filmmakers who came to Milwaukee to break into the show business.

    They don’t know how to handle fame / demand / hot girls hitting on them yet.

  • Marvin

    I give a Pre-Rec about it, because I like RLM commentary tracks.

    I’m not criticising their handling of demand. I’m only annoyed by the lack of release on DVD.

  • tOmy`

    I am sure they will fix it. Look, it ain’t cheap, these fucks run a business. I have next to no faith in their business model and marketing decisions, but I am sure they will eventually work around it.

    My guess is they simply didn’t have enough of that FOX’ golden money to make enough of copies – so they went for the Blu-Ray option (that will be more expensive than DVD) and digital download, helping them out with some cash, so they can do DVD, theatrical, world-wide, China Special Deluxe Edition release.

  • Marvin

    Don’t worry, I believe that everything will work out. 🙂

  • tOmy`

    And yea, they could have asked for bank loan but there are two problems with it:
    1) Even the biggest wolf of the wall street would consider “ostrich farm in Alaska” a safer, more sound investment opportunity than a “Space Cop movie starring that fucker Rich Evans”.
    2) I wouldn’t have that big of faith in my product. That’s why there is a review embargo and no copies were send to Academy Awards.

  • tOmy`

    By the way, straight outta RLM Facebook acunt:

    “Does the digital copy include the Audio commentary and extras?”
    “It will, yes.”

  • tOmy`

    “They are successfully farmed in at least 50 countries; from the coldest climates of Alaska to the equatorial areas of central Africa.”

    Fucking told you so.

  • Marvin

    Except that all the fans have a big faith in RLMs product. After all, fans initiated the revival of this project.

  • Marvin

    Alright! Then I shut the fuck up in satisfaction immediately. Thanks, Tomy.

  • Amontillado

    Not yet, but I can dream….

  • tOmy`

    Well, even the biggest movie hits with a massive fanbase don’t necessarily create faith in one’s project. A little movie from the last couple of weeks comes to mind…

    http://s.sidereel.com/tv_shows/58597/giant_2x/p12194560_b_v5_aa.jpg

  • Marvin

    I guess, nothing in (show) business except food and toilet paper is a sure thing. That’s why even Star Wars is hyped.

  • Marvin

    Speaking of Jews:

    I’ve watched A Serious Man yesterday and I recommend it wholeheartedly. Unambigously and ambigously at the same time. The story moves along coherently while at the same time the reasons for what’s happening in Gopnik’s life are hidden, so that you can only guess. Someone on IMDb calls A Serious Man the most underrated of the Coen brother movies. I think it is underrated because you need to have more knowledge of the Jewish tradition to grasp more of the movie. In any case, A Serious Man has the potential to make you think of its meaning and it stays in your mind, is memorable.

  • tOmy`

    Chris Cornell is great!

  • Like Icare

    So you get to shoot first?

  • tOmy`

    I rewatched Mad Max: Fury Road yesterday and thought about addressing 3 things we talked about lately:
    1) Not totally sold on the idea of Charlize getting an Oscar. Furiosa is great, but… not sure.
    2) Junkie’s OST is even better than I remember. #OldWhitePeopleAgainstDJs
    3) That thunderstorm looks awesome and I can’t see it aging badly

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Ignore me. I am biased from living through real ones. And Dr Miller did a brilliant job. I love the whole bit… but Cgi will get old. In Camera is in camera.

  • tOmy`

    The moment when they are heading towards it looks 99.9% real.

    Obviously, when they are inside, it gets that fantasy vibe, but it’s still breathtaking.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    OK, Shut up.
    You know how your story is all LP’s and good music. Both my parents were professional photographers, I spent my whole life learning the tricks of Film.
    It hurts my soul to see Cgi.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    There is no other way to do it. and the only bit I would cut is max rolling in the sand.

  • Moke

    Not sure what you mean… redletter after all. 😉 Concerning video games I don’t like competition, yes.

  • Tapeworm

    Theron did a great job in a genre role. Was Han Solo Oscar worthy? Then you get into all the stuff of what Oscars are and should be and..just lets all be happy Furiosa exists.

  • Moke

    seriously, I think that is possible. Most people will say the future can only be worse than it is now. I doubt that. There is potencial in us humans and nobody can imagine where we are in 200 or 1000 years.

  • Are you licking frogs?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Oh, 1000 years, the zombies will have already eaten us, and they’ll have tummy aches and the runs from their diet of cockroaches.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Thats sexist!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Why do you hate Our Troops?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Except, there will always be another Star War in December.
    Disney has just stuck one in Cameron’s slot.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Silly, how could anyone hate american troops. THEY ROCK!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGz48q5LOKk

  • tOmy`

    Absolutely, I am not arguing that. Was just towards the general conversation about her Oscar snub.

  • Moke

    still better than fallout 4

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    @disqus_qSI8fsAl8h:disqus

    Going to Switzerland in July?

  • Tapeworm

    Speaking of Mad Max and Czechs being awesome, did you know The War Rig is a rebuild Tatra?

  • Joe Syxpac

    Pre-Rec?

    That’s a total “fuck you, it’s January” move, guys.

  • Tapeworm

    Well it’s the Story of Job, only how it might actually go. All you need to understand is to know that the world is unfair and uncaring and the movie then nicely reminds us of all the little ways that manifests and how we try to make that feeling go away.

    It might be my favourite Coen movie tbh.

  • tOmy`

    Open Air St. Gallen?

    I hope they come closer (or to one of the fests I am going)

  • tOmy`

    I learnt that fact yesterday, while watching Behind the scenes about cars.

  • Palpatine

    I don’t know why the sandstorm scene has such a bad rep. Is it because of the CGI, or because the scene is unrealistic?

  • Tapeworm

    It goes hand in hand, but I honestly love it as the rest. The image is incredibly striking.

  • Palpatine

    I also love the scene.

  • Tapeworm

    Hey, I didn’t have much time to go through your screenplay, but when I get the chance I’ll read it and give you some feedback.

  • Palpatine

    Thanks. I’m currently making revisions to it, just to let you know.

  • David

    I’m fine with the glare. I don’t have to look at it.

  • Tapeworm

    Just to let you now too, you got my respect for finishing the draft. Re-shaping is sometimes the more creative stage, good luck with any of it.

  • They are fucking us till it’s January… again.

  • TheManHole

    Pre-Rec is like the only time we get to see Jack anymore though.

  • TheManHole

    But the Oscars are RACIST, have you not heard the news?

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Rock. Rock never changes.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

  • TheManHole

    Man no love for Jack.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Seriously, can we get a WotW here? Choose-n-Lose? Anyone? Is this place open?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    When he started PreRec I don’t have so much as an iota
    of sympathy for him.

  • TheManHole

    Was Pre Recorded his idea?

  • Bubs

    I like Jack. I don’t understand the hate for him. He sucks on Pre-Rec because Pre-Rec sucks. Cancel this shit and bring back GameStation 2.1.

  • TheManHole

    GameStation was a lot more of a traditional review this is just them talking about their experiences with the game I agree.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Don’t know but he’s clearly the driving force behind it. direction/editing/game choices-you name it.

  • TheManHole

    I don’t remember if I read this or if the octopus in my head told me but I though Mike thought up game station that evolved into Pre-Recorded to fill in the time gaps for BoTW and HiTB.

  • tOmy`

    And that’s what they call a filler.

  • TheManHole

    Just fill a wheel with all the Nukie tapes people have sent them?

  • Cream-A-Thon
  • Palpatine

    You monster!

  • Palpatine

    I like him on BotW.

  • That is what the kids today call ‘meta’! I call it nazism!

  • Cream-A-Thon

    How did you know about my Nukie prequel set in World War 2?

  • tOmy`

    Speaking of Pre-Rec: So after Blackstar, promised Radiohead album (ahahahahaaaaa), Underworld’s return, new Gorillaz album, new PJ Harvey single dropping tomorrow and new Patton project, please rejoice as Massive Attack just promised a brand new album.

    #2016BeHuge

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I’ll take it even though there’s almost no chance it’s gonna be better then Mezzanine.

    #da best album

  • tOmy`

    I am more of a Heligoland fanboyette.

  • fred
  • dollar store cashier wife

    That might be their 2nd best tied with Blue Lines.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Get a room and some glow sticks, you two.

  • Tapeworm

    I brought the glow sticks, let’s do this!

  • Tapeworm

    Of course I am the predictable one, so Mezzanine for me.

  • tOmy`

    There is no glowstick bright enough to lighten up their albums.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    ‘enlightened

  • Like Icare
  • tOmy`

    I like the sheer horror of Mezzanine, but the dark, jam-y sound of Heligoland is more up to my liking.

  • Tapeworm

    I’d have to re-listen, I know how it was sorta jarring, since I started with Mezzanine.

    Well, since I am kind of making like a soundtrack to get into a certain head space, I’ll just go ahead and put that on my player.

  • Tapeworm

    Well it’s a Pre Rec video – Do you guys like found footage as a concept? Yes, there’s bijillion bad movies done like that, but as a big fan of Blair Witch, I keep hoping to actually get a good one.

    (I know you don’t Pa)

  • tOmy`

    Found footage of a police dash cam during a properly directed car chase and subsequent action could be a refreshing take on it. And, you know, more on the realistic side of the spectrum.

  • Tapeworm

    I wouldn’t even mind going all out with it on the more fantastical side. I think Cloverfield is like half there, in being a really great B-movie. If you read World War Z, the way I always envisioned a good adaptation of that book, would be like a cut of footage from all over the world, where you get glimpses of individual stories. but not like a big overarching thing with Brad Pitt (who is cool too).

    I like mockumentaries a lot as a thing as well, so, there’s my bias.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    are sextapes considered found footage?

  • Palpatine

    I like the concept, it just depends how well the movie is done.

  • Tapeworm

    Send me an example, I’ll consider it.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Blair Witch is a unique case. I admire those people back in 1999 for figuring out how to utilize their abysmal budget effectly but I also recognize how shitty the overall quality of the whole thing was.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    You better Czech yourself before you Karmacoma yourself, then.

    #NoneOfTheirSongsRhymeWith”Wreck”

  • tOmy`

    You should. While I might be a bit biased towards that album, I’ll take most of its songs over rest of their catalog.

    Pray For Rain, Splitting The Atom, Rush Minute and Saturday Comes Slow were one of my most played songs of 2010.

  • Tapeworm

    Already in the process. That’ll be “fun” cleaning of the apartment tommorow

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I liked BLAIR WITCH and the first [REC], but you’re right, I don’t like most of the others.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    There was some of that in END OF WATCH, wasn’t there?

  • Tapeworm

    I haven’t seen any of the [REC] movies, gotta check the first one. The VHS 2 anthology had the Gareth Evans segment, that was nice and crazy.

  • tOmy`

    Haven’t seen that, so no clue. It seems logic tho. We are used to seeing such footage anyway, so why not go for it, if we strive for “realism” of found footage.

    I can very much envision such project, including dialogues, chase and action. I have to work now, but I can drop the idea here tomorrow and we can all laugh at how good we are and the white Hollywood ain’t.

  • Palpatine

    Dash Cam.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I remember a classmate that insisted The Blair Witch Project was real. It didn’t matter if I showed him that the actors were still alive. To him, it was real, because the disclaimer said it was real.

    I guess Texas Chainsaw Massacre was also documentary to him.

  • tOmy`

    I’d prefer just “Dash”. If we do it like an action, police thriller, simple Dash sounds better, imo.

  • Tapeworm

    Is there a thing for Freudian reading slip? I honestly read it as “realistic side of the rectum” at first.

  • tOmy`

    That’s called Freudian wishful thinking.

  • Tapeworm

    Amityville Horror kinda is to the actual guy who was the kid.

  • tOmy`

    Yet wreck seems to be the emotional state of a being who listens to their whole discography back to back in one sitting.

    “Why you want to take me to this party and breathe / I’m dying to leave”

  • TheManHole

    Chronicle was okay but the thing about found footage is the movie really needs to justify why it’s found footage. A lot of time the movie would have just been better if they didn’t use the gimmick and just treated it like a normal movie.

  • Luke

    Hey Rich you should kill yourself you fat virgin loser

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Well to be fair, there were authorities that thought Hannibal Holocaust was real, and even had a trial, despite the actors being alive and able to testify… well the human actors. The animals were indeed killed… not that they would’ve been able to take the stand in court anyway.

  • TheManHole

    Whelp shoots fired?

  • Tapeworm

    I think End of Watch kinda is just that and is supposed to be decent.

  • Tapeworm

    Chronicle’s allright, but found footage thing took me out of it few times.

  • tOmy`

    Oh, the party just started, kids, the clown has arrived.

  • Tapeworm

    His name is Mike, idiot.

  • tOmy`

    Fuck.

  • NicCagesHair

    Fuck you buddy.

  • TheManHole

    Well that is what I mean the movie was okay but it would have worked better if they just treated it like a normal movie.

  • Tapeworm

    Yeah, that’s true. I wish I remembered that documentary about the Amityville Horror kid, who grew up to be extremely fucked up in the head.

  • Palpatine

    Whoa!

  • Tapeworm

    No new ideas. Here’s a shotgun, leave one in there for me.

  • tOmy`

    I’ll pitch it tomorrow and we will see if it’s a shotgun time, or just a porn-movie worthy script.

  • Tapeworm

    His name is stupid, too.

  • namastebob

    Why are there so many flies buzzing around the two boys in this review? Have they rolled in something?

  • tOmy`

    Hey, maybe he will delete his account.

    BA-DUM-SOWWYY

  • Tapeworm

    Don’t pitch sexy cops, unless they are in fox costumes as well.

  • TheManHole

    I don’t know man 14 comments that’s definitely not a throw away.

  • Tapeworm

    That was a dig at me.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Well, not totally. I don’t remember (old) , but I think the dash-cam stuff is just near the climax. Or maybe I’m thinking of parts of NIGHTCRAWLER (again, I’m old — memory’s like a colander).

    EoW really is a good movie, though. I do remember that.

  • tOmy`

    I couldn’t help myself. I was thinking if I should go there, but your new description was a nudge towards that direction.

  • Tapeworm

    I thought it was all done as found footage, Gylenhaall was like gathering evidence in some case..something……I’ve seen like the first half hour and then had to go do something never watched the rest, but it’s supposed to be really good.

  • tOmy`

    The Furry Force

    “Hurry, before they force the furry down your throat.”

  • Bubs

    Breaking News! Milwaukee man found dead. Suicide note mentions anonymous comment from internet nobody. Police have decided not to try and find this person, as they believe he “doesn’t matter at all to anyone.”

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    #SquirrelsLivesMatter

  • NicCagesHair
  • Tapeworm

    By all means, mockery is what I was born for.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Man, if all the fat virgins killed themselves, it sure would be quiet on the internet, yeah?

    #HaveNoIdeaWhereIWasGoingWithThatJoke
    #SomethingSomething”YourMother”
    #Maybe

  • tOmy`

    “I swear to God, captain, that squirrel suffocated on my baton by itself.”

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    “He raised his tail! He raised his tail!”

  • tOmy`

    “Say officer down!”
    “What?”
    “Call in ‘officer down’!”
    “Why?”
    “Just do it!”
    “Uhm… officer down?”
    “OKay, guys, call for backup and bring the AKs, I bet its not alone!”

  • TheManHole

    Haha no I didn’t even notice. I know a few people make a new account like every week *Jaws* cough cough. Personally I don’t get it seems like more work then just signing in to an exciting account.

  • Tapeworm

    Have you considered that those people might be emotionally unstable? HAVE YOU?!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    “How could I know it wasn’t a rat? It was wearing a hoodie!”

  • Tapeworm

    I don’t have a reason to be excited for Assasin’s Creed besides Fassbender (who’s been great in plenty of total garbage), but does anyone know if they are keeping the bullshit framing device? Just so I can do the internet thing and shit on it already.

  • NicCagesHair

    I’ve only played one Creed game and I found that framing device so strange. They will probably keep it so fanboys don’t complain.

  • Tapeworm

    It’s gonna be like a tumour made of AIDS, is what you’re saying.

  • Marvin

    I see some elements of the Job story, but I think A Serious Man offers much more than the story of a man losing everything except his faith. I think A Serious Man is one of those movies like 2001, you can write volumes about it.

    I think it’s the only Coen movie I’ve watched until now. I have to see The Big Lebowski.

  • NicCagesHair

    Don’t really care, I’m not going to see it.

    I remember for a game called Assassin’s Creed you did very little assassinating, which seemed odd to me compared to a game like Hitman.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It could have been worse. They could have gotten Marky Mark for the lead role or smth.

    #Max Payne 08 is beautiful

  • Tapeworm

    I forgot No Country for Old Men, that’s basically a perfect thriller. Yeah, there’s plenty to Serious Man. I don’t think keeping the faih is the point there, it’s all of the reasons around of WHY to keep the faith, howevere dumb that might be when you look at it.

  • Tapeworm
  • NicCagesHair

    Executive: “So should we take this hard-boiled noir story and make it into some bullshit about actual angels/demons or something?”

    Marky Mark:”Yep, it’s more hardcore that way”

  • Tapeworm

    I just wanted to be asshole about something, played about 5 mins of the first one. I like the concept, but that sci-fi stuff is soooooo videogamey.

  • Marvin

    I think that’s not the point either. The people in the movie seem to have lost their ability to judge right from wrong, their just doing things without thinking of consequences. Everybody’s trapped inside their own little sphere without actually realizing they’re being trapped. Gropnik is in the role of someone without control of what’s happening outside his regulated life as teacher and in his office. As soon as he’s confronted with private matters he seems to be overwhelmed with his feelings, while at the same being unable to deal with them.

  • Tapeworm

    “If you were hoping (or maybe just expecting) to get that next Terminator movie in 2017, guess what? You’re not. THR has reported that the next installment in the franchise—originally slated for May 19, 2017—has been dropped from the release schedule altogether. The studio has replaced it with the possibly more bankable Baywatch reboot/spoof starring Zac Efron and Dwayne Johnson.”

    Swings and roundabouts

  • Palpatine

    Yay?

  • Tapeworm

    Yes, but what it is hammering (the all “I am a serious man” thing) is that you could or could not think of the consequences of your actions and still get fucked. What you’re saying is true, up until last moments of the film.

  • TheManHole

    It’s a good thing Dwayne Johnson is going to be in it this way we can have the Fast and the furious franchise cross over.

  • TheManHole

    Yeah but how else am I going to get off?

  • NicCagesHair

    I’d rather Fast cross over with Terminator. Time travel is really the only thing that series is missing.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I still haven’t seen genysis and I love terminator. There shouldn’t be another one.

  • RLMkeepitup

    it came out when i was in high school and a few rednecks were planning a trip to the film location to find the monster

  • TheManHole

    I take issue with “series” instead of making this shit up as we go along and “missing” as it is already the apex of entertainment.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I’m just glad they didn’t go with an original idea. Where’s my live-action Jetsons? Or Three’s Company – in 3-D? I suppose its too much to ask the Wu-Tang Clan to reboot Sanford & Son.

  • Marvin

    The story is pretty mean in the sense that everything gets worse no matter what anyone does or not does. Like you said: the world is unfair and uncaring and we humans try to make that feeling go away.

  • NicCagesHair

    One of the girls who all look alike-“But Dom you can save Brian from the machine we just sent back to kill him in a car crash.(hands dom a pair of delorean keys)”

    Dom-“But I can’t go back, I got a family now!”

    Girl-“He was family once too”

    Dom (Pausing for a moment)-“You’re right I have to go Back…….TO THE FUTURE!!!!!”

    Dom gets in a hover-car Delorean and flies away to save his family!!!!

    You have to admit this is a solid setup for the next movie.

  • Marvin

    Btw., I don’t believe that the world is inherently uncaring. Unfair maybe.

  • TheManHole

    I mean who am I kidding I would go see that.

  • What kind of Baywatch is it without Pamela and David?

  • tOmy`

    You mean the sci-fi twist that everyone knows about and those who don’t won’t go to see the movie?

    It’s flawless, really. #Suspense

  • tOmy`

    Yea, Hitman should be a mov-

    OH MY GOD.

  • Like Icare

    Yes.

  • Isn’t Marky Mark an Irish catholic? If that’s the case, of course he’d go with angels and demons.

  • tOmy`

    I thought we agreed on never ever talking about this movie again.

  • Funny thing is they dropped it after the third one.

  • NicCagesHair

    My last comment about it then. John Woo should have been the director of it. The game rips off his movies so it’s like poetry or something.

  • TheManHole

    One that does not kill my erection?

  • tOmy`

    Speaking of: I remember when I started commenting here, we were laughing about the inevitable prospect of Hollywood doing the “game” shit again.

    And here we go. Blizzard is probably planning the ever so awfully looking jizzfest of Blizzard Cinematic Universe, Creed will end up being a disappointment, Hitman’s release peaked the demand for bleach to its all time high and the only “gaming” movie looking digestible is Angry Birds.

    Can we now go back to how awesome music looks for 2016?

  • TheManHole

    So now that Disney has reviled it’s plans to just make Star Wars movies until the end of time, you think they will remake the prequels? I personally doubt it because why go back and redo what everyone hates when you can get endless praise for remaking what everyone loved.

  • I mostly revile any of their plans that involve making ‘perfect’ cookie-cutter movie going experiences.

  • Palpatine

    The Prequel remakes will be announced at George’s funeral.

  • In The Court Of The Evans King

    I find Creep very fun.

  • NicCagesHair

    Why remake them when you can do reissues. Saves money and is a nice cash cow. Gotta have that commemorative tin Blu-ray or the collection just isn’t complete

  • I’ve spun it…

  • TheManHole

    My gawd has he let himself go.

  • He can still pull off a semi-cool look when he tries. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY

  • RLMkeepitup

    he’s a true survivor

  • I love that song for some reason.

  • RLMkeepitup

    haha cause its awesome!

  • tOmy`

    If time is a flat circle, not only we will eventually get to the point when they will remake them, but we will also get back to the time when they were done for the first time ever.

    See, kids, that’s why is quantum physics such horrifying prospect.

  • TheManHole

    We will just give him CGI abs it’s fine.

  • Palpatine

    When’s the first BotW of 2016 coming out?

  • TheManHole

    Tuesday.

  • Palpatine

    Both.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    It can be two things.

  • Palpatine

    Maybe.

  • TheManHole

    Wat.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Tru dat.

  • Palpatine

    Yes. This.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Pure instance.

  • Tapeworm

    “And now let’s party on this grave/dancefloor!”

  • tOmy`

    “Smith joins his wife, Jada Pinkett Smith, in deciding to not attend next month’s ceremony.”

    Captain of the Whiterprice, this is the engine room! We are loosing black people! Abort! Abort!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    How Can Oscars Be Real If Our Eyes Aren’t Real?

  • Palpatine

    Must, resist, racial sterotype comment!

  • Tapeworm

    Sheeeeeeeeet

  • tOmy`

    Jaden is still going, he is above the colors, he knows damn well that we are all made of dolphin stars.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    oi white ass cracker. ya think u being funni or smth?

  • NicCagesHair

    He has to go schmooze with L Ron Hubbard even though he’s totally not a Scientologist . 100% not a Scientologist.

  • tOmy`

    Well, you sorta don’t have to. You have the most Italian name ever and live in a city named after a different nationality…

  • Palpatine

    It’s very white in my neighborhood.

  • TheManHole

    What you think just because black actors are disproportionate to white actors that the Jewish run Hollywood is not conspiring to keep men of colour down!
    #Boycott
    #JewsRunEverything
    #TinFoilHats

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Damn. If only SUICIDE SQUAD were accused of racism. Then he wouldn’t ruin that either.

    Or, of course he’s not going. He doesn’t want to remind everybody CONCUSSION flopped.

    #TakeYourPick
    #NotMyBestJokes
    #AwHellNaw
    #WhenWasTheLastTimeJadaPinkettWasInAMovie?

  • tOmy`

    I will decide on that once you friend me on Facebook and I start stalking your friends and family.

  • TheManHole

    Pretty sure that was in one of the Lego Star Wars games.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    How many racial jokes is Chris Rock gonna be allowed to make on account of this?

    FOX News is gonna love The Oscars this year.

  • tOmy`

    And on a whiter brighter note, here is an image that greeted me today on Disgust:

    http://i.imgur.com/Eujg983.png

    #ThisRelationshipIsOver

  • Palpatine

    I love his “Black People vs. N-words” routine. Forget about this comment.

  • tOmy`

    “What more does Chris Rock want, Jennifer The Third, we already have a black president. I mean where is this gonna stop? A man marrying a pig?”

  • Tapeworm

    (is happy to not have friends)

  • Tapeworm

    I am kinda interested to know what those guys eat for breakfast.

  • Palpatine

    The off-topic thread or the one guy leaving because Marvel?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    New Oscars announced for next year.

    Outstanding Lead Actor in a Non-Caucasian Role
    Outstanding Supporting Lesbian Actress
    Outstanding Plus-Size Actress in a Lead Role
    Outstanding Star War

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Tapeworm

    And Leo wins them all.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Tapeworm

    Uhmm..why does that have Batman’s logo on it? That’s wrong, because…..

  • Palpatine

    Doesn’t that stuff give you a permanent smile?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    NERD!

  • Tapeworm

    Well, excuse me, I’ll go kiss girls in Star Wars T-Shirts.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Make sure you ask first.

  • Palpatine

    RLM’s jokes are now real:
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kn7rBgAREcs

  • Tapeworm

    I always get confused, is that before or after the pepper spray thing?

  • TheManHole

    I am boycotting this obvious exclusion of the proud handicap actors guilds. It’s been years since a handicap actor has been nominated and I for one W̶o̶n̶’̶t can’t stand for it.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I can see Rich Evans in Space Cop taking home 3 out of those 4.

  • tOmy`

    One would have thought that the arrows made it clear…

  • Hank_Henshaw

    “Aww, hell naw!”

  • Tapeworm
  • NicCagesHair

    This should be RLM’s followup to Space Cop. They already have the plot down now all they need is a porcelain Rich Evans and a bunch of glue.

  • TheManHole

    His name Humpty Dumbty.

  • Like Icare
  • Otto T

    Someone was just telling me about this game earlier this week so it’s nice to hear good things about it.

    I’m hoping to see a proper “Fuck You It’s January” video soon.

  • Like Icare
  • tOmy`

    1) That was an awfully specific association
    2) That was an awfully specific photo

  • tOmy`

    So I saw first 10 minutes of this documentary as my “coffee break” and I liked the coverage so far. Although:

    1) Jack’s surprise about a co-op game handling co-op well is, ironically, unsurprising
    2) Rich calling inexperienced players “idiots” is something that needs to be tested by sending him off to a CS:GO server

  • Like Icare

    This year it’s released on DVD Blu-Ray.
    http://redlettermedia.com/space-cop-now-available-on-blu-ray/

  • Otto T

    Zoe Saldana in The Terminal, “Wait is that…. DAAAAAYUMMMMM! “

  • Like Icare

    Dolphin safe tuna gets a whole new meaning, doesn’t it?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGifFd3Llj0

  • Hank_Henshaw

    … and the Oscar (Mayer) goes to: Space Cop.

  • tOmy`

    That make up makes him look like the plastic toy he became.

  • tOmy`

    You know, that whole grinding complaint does remind me of my friend who is a professional (if there is such thing) Diablo 2 player.

    He used to race with others on this Czech server to hit the 99 level on Hardcore with different classes. While I don’t think it is a bad thing (especially considering game like World of Warcraft), but one has to wonder what makes people push it this far?

    I mean sure, hitting 99 on Hardcore is like a dream come true, but when you realize that the linear growth of experience necessary makes the last level jump a thing of nolifing Diablo for a month with little to no room for error… man, I have respect for these people. I really do.

  • tOmy`

    I also remember him almost destroying his laptop, because he got fucked on the Summit thingie (it’s a part of the expansion I believe) where there is like 1:1000 chance of having all 4 minibosses with 100% lighting res…

    And that happened to him 3 times in a row during his 99 runs for lighting Soc.

    (It might be a cold resist / cold Soc, I am hazy on the details now)

  • Why put yourself through all this? What does that achieve? It’s not that it makes you a better person or that it brings you some kind of glory. Pesonal satisfaction? Maybe.

  • Palpatine
  • tOmy`

    Pretty much.

    And competition. You see, when we played cups, it was usually a matter of a month and half. Cca.

    But this shit requires fucking months of couple of hours of Diablo a day. I… I never understood it.

  • tOmy`

    No, he is actually a pretty gorgeous guy with a girlfriend and all that glam. (She is also a Diablo player, however I think she is now playing D3 and EVE, while he is back to D2).

  • tOmy`

    Oh, and she totally hit the Paragon bullshit in D3. They are really fun couple.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s called autism.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Pepper spray? What is this, 1999? You might as well be using tasers.

    In 2016, the Real Man Lovers of Maybe-Unwilling Women use drones.

  • tOmy`

    That’s the odd thing. As I said below, he is pretty much the opposite of that.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s a trendy vidya game joke.

  • tOmy`

    Anyway, back to Pre-Rec: Good episode, guys, as per usual, I’d like to hear a bit more about the game and maybe some more details about the options, gameplay… well, generally the game, but GG WP.

    Also: Not having a “closure” in a multiplayer co-op game is not exactly criticism, although I do see where you are coming from.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    For Democracy!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Mustard boycotts!

  • I play Terraria and have no girlfriend. My Terraria character is a girl and I dress her up really pretty. Does that make me autistic? I’ll let you decide but the answer is yes.

  • tOmy`

    But you are in a band. Always start your sentences with “As someone who is in a band,”

    Come on. That’s like internet 101.

  • As someone who is in a band, I resent that comment.

  • tOmy`

    Such a meta(l) reply.

  • Palpatine

    Should I start all my sentances with; “As someone who is an amatur screenwriter”?

  • tOmy`

    Only in Starbucks. And make sure that they sign your cups as “Amateur screenwriter, owns a Mac”.

  • Sounds like a couple that communicates only through skype and teamspeak. :V

  • Palpatine

    I own a PC.

  • That’s a huge blow for your street cred, Palpy.

  • tOmy`

    Then you have to end each sentence with something profound, like:

    “My metaphors are the right click for your soul.”
    Or:
    “It’s not about the hardware, it’s about the words.”

    Also wear at least 2 scarfs. Scarfs are important.

  • tOmy`

    I bet you didn’t notice my procrastination yet, so here is my own personal Space Cop blu-ray promo I just made in Star Wars Title Scroll Generator:

    http://www.starwordz.com/starwordz/starwordz.php?intro=In+the+past+of+the+future+and+in+the+future+of+the+past…+it%27s+the+present…+right%3F&episode=On+blu-ray+right+now%3A&title=Space+Cop&crawl=The+Earth+is+engulfed+in+a+war+with+alien+strippers.+To+everyone%27s+delight%2C+a+cop+from+the+past+comes+out+of+a+cheap+looking+fridge+to+team+up+with+a+cop+from+the+future.+His+name%3F+Space+C-&crawl2=%22Hey%2C+Mike%21%22+%22What%2C+Jay%3F%22+%22We+ran+out+of+blu-rays.%22+%22Seriously%3F+But+I+already+started+drinking%21%22+%22Well%2C+then+kill+the+advertisment.+Stop+the+scrolling+text%21%22+%22You+can%27t+stop+it%2C+it%27s+a+fucking+scrolling+text%2C+Jay.%22+%22Well%2C+what+do+we+do%3F%22+%22I+have+an+idea%21%22&crawl3=Rich+and+Jack+are+playing%3A+Helldivers%21+*sip*+Fucking+flawless.

  • Clever girl.

  • Like Hugo Weaving in ‘Cloud Atlas’? http://i.imgur.com/BlMk8.jpg

  • Snake Squeezer

    “I’d fit right in with your proud nation, with it’s shady criminal past and predilection for black-out drinking.” – Deadpool
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv05IIPRY6Y

  • tOmy`

    Cautious upvote with a bitter aftertaste of slight disappointment.

  • Snake Squeezer

    I thought it was funny, but what I really want to know is what our resident Ozzies think.

  • Story of my life.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Andrew will be offended by this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVj8Pm9JRjI

  • Biggiesized

    Jack divorced? I don’t see a ring on his finger anymore…

  • Palpatine

    Maybe Jack didn’t feel like putting it on.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Must be an echo in here…

  • Snake Squeezer

    Marriages are mostly for show and don’t last long in Milwaukeewood. 🙁

  • tOmy`

    According to spotify, these are the Top 10 tracks to have sex to:

    1. Intro – The xx
    2. From Eden – Hozier
    3. Menswear – The 1975
    4. [censored for strong language*]
    5. You & Me (Flume Remix) – Disclosure
    6. Sweet Ophelia – Zella Day
    7. Let’s Get Started – Dylan Gardner
    8. Night Like This – LP
    9. Talk Is Cheap – Chet Faker
    10. Dreams – Fou De Toi

    (*It was a Coldplay track)

  • Snake Squeezer

    No Let’s Get it On?

  • tOmy`

    I think that was everyone’s first question.

    I am personally missing this, but hey, people don’t know this shit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrGhZmpoIDc

  • Snake Squeezer

    This is my s#*t. Me and the girlfriend keep this on loop!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Zf9ajnxm0

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I liked it. I cracked up laughing when the hat scared him.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Hozier makes me flaccid.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Another day, another Deadpool thing.

    I’ll be so glad when this flops.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I’ve been wondering what Bunker Hitler thinks of the Space Cop blu-ray crisis.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    It’s full of stars.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Speaking of being in a band…There’s a Miley Cyrus / Kanye West collaboration on the internet.

    I wonder if anybody can have sex while that plays in the background.

    “I’mma let you finish…”

  • Thanatos2k

    What are you talking about, Captain Fazema (Phasema? Phazema? Faizema?) has the Oscar locked up. Or whoever was inside the suit.

  • tOmy`

    “I’mma let you finish…”
    “But I already came like a wrecking ball!”

    Also, I didn’t want to ruin your day, but there are some rumors about Kanye’s David Bowie Tribute Album.

  • Thanatos2k

    It’s no Animated Plinkett. That would be the real Fuck You, It’s January

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    FYUCK YOU!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    As a producer, director and actor, I think you should forget the Amature part.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    There is no god! this is the final proof.

  • tOmy`

    There is only Yeezy.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    President Yeezy

  • tOmy`

    To be honest, it might be the fucking accent or the general sleaziness of guitars, but there ain’t many bands as sexy as AM:

    https://youtu.be/tXKk7gSwFpQ?t=54s

    [time stamped]

  • RLMkeepitup

    Samuari Cop 2

    good
    self aware comedy is fun,
    they found original cast members when possible,
    comical use of (cheap) music,
    porn actresses attempt to act then get naked instead,
    lighting looks bad just like the first one,
    Frank breaks the fourth wall alot, wig continuity between scenes better,
    You fuck up that room Tommy,
    feels like a genuine nod to the fans ,

    just okay:
    Matt plays it fairly serious at first,
    Matt has not aged the best (but is still ripped),
    distracting focus on a coherent plot,
    guns and blood effects, random helicopter shots of LA,
    bad:
    no z’dar, no birthday cake

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I want a TrumpKanye Presidential campaign…
    But we tell both of them they are the presidential candidate. then if they win they will kill each other.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Did you know Matt Hannon is alive?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    too soon!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Can we just skip straight to the part where they kill each other?

  • Thanatos2k

    Too cliche maybe, so no one actually plays it.

  • Like Icare

    No 1812 Overture?

  • Cakefarts

    “Would you like to know more?”

  • *installs pop-up-blocker*

  • In The Court Of The Evans King

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMwZcMwmaic

    ?

    That is a kid’s show, by the way. In case you guys haven’t seen this already.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Yeah, it is okay for fans of the first. It wears very thin very quickly. The partial scifi movie and action film edited together are painful. The leads have fun and Tommy Wi was wonderful, if not cynical casting.

    When I saw it, Mark Frazer was there and said it was his 5th time seeing it and I enjoyed watching him suffer through the film. One viewing is all you need.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Who?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    What about the macrame lion head?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Give your hopes up it will make a lot of money.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Hank_Henshaw

    Not shocking in the least. Everyone called the minute it was announced Star Wars was moving to December.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Space Cop on blu-ray sold out last week and yet there are zero reviews posted on this website. Seem fishy? I thought so too. So I went undercover to investigate. Turns out Adam Sandler bought every copy. Right now he’s building a funeral pyre of Space Cop blu-rays in his backyard. A funeral pyre for who, you might ask? That’s right–Bill Murray. Need more proof? Adam Sandler has 10 letters in his name. Bill Murray has 10 letters in his name. Rich Evans has 9 letters in his name. 20-9 is 11. 9/11. RLM is hack fraud confirmed.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Hollywood, California. James Cameron is rolling around in his Avatar money while working on a new type of camera for Avatar 2.
    Intern-Mister Cameron, I have some bad news for Avatar 2!
    Cameron-It’ll come out don’t worry, kid.
    Intern-Sir, the Justice League movie is set to come out before Avatar 2.
    Cameron-Okay, that might be a problem-
    Intern-And Star Wars Episode VIII is coming out in December.
    James Cameron comes to the slow realization that it will not any money which slowly builds rage.
    Intern-Mister Cameron, I’m sorry. Please…
    James Cameron screams in anger and frustration. The Intern is put in shock. Then James Cameron starts to laugh maniacally in his pit of money. Cameron’s intern is now scared and slowly walks away as he laughs.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    *top ten tracks for hipsters to have sex to

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Also there’s that Justice League movie coming out the month before. Based on the box office projections of Batman v Superman it should’ve scared Cameron. What else comes out that time?

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    If Kubrick directed a porno.

  • Kylo James?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I was thinking Walter Cameron

  • fred

    “Phantasms” is a good episode.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    This is how I felt when there was a new video and I noticed it was just Pre-Rec: https://youtu.be/BJgLa3eKMYs?t=1m15s

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Yes.

  • Tapeworm

    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu….

  • JAGUART

    I know right? It’s like I’m watching an episode of Bosom Buddies, with
    Tom Hanks and…that other guy.

  • Tapeworm

    Am-auteur

  • -“Say my shitty movie’s name!”
    -“Avatar.”
    -“You’re god damn right.”

  • Joe Syxpac

    Yeah, me too.

    It does start out strong with a Jew joke, but quickly descends into a game review.

  • Joe Syxpac

    When asked why he would want to make a tribute album for David Bowie, Kanye replied: “He invented the knife. You gotta respect that.”

  • Domo

    Well, there’s a big snowstorm coming this weekend.

    I just hope Space Cop shows up in time. To snuggle with.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    That movie is going to be so bad. Either of the two. They will make money, but so do the Transformer movies. Saw clips of the special with Geoff Johns and Kevin Smith… so cringe worthy.

  • Like Icare
  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Stay warm. i’ll send you a box of hot australian air.

  • Like Icare

    I like the bit where this:

    “The studio on Thursday declined comment on the delay, which individuals
    with knowledge of the situation confirmed. There is no new release date
    set
    for the movie, or word on the two other sequels”
    …is read like this:
    “will not be ready in time for its planned Christmas 2017”.

    Basically… no word from Cameron or Fox – but it’s a delay.
    How we know?
    Well… I’m not saying it’s “individuals”… but it’s individuals.

    Though, if you ask me… Cameron is probably giggling on the inside as this gives him the excuse to delay the project even longer.
    After all, there are many more oceanic trenches to dive into.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oceanic_trench#Deepest_oceanic_trenches

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Ben Affleck was the bomb, yo.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Speaking of Deadpool…This morning I stepped out off the landing of my apartment building into a little pile of poo left by my downstairs neighbor’s yappy little gerbil-shaped dog. Also, for some reason the vile creature covered its poo in throw up, so double-stuff!

    At least it wasn’t fifteen inches of snow.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Upvote for Maths.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    A new camera. To capture all the green screen. He’s changing the game, yet again, that Master of Crap.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    All movies that make sh!t-ton money are bad. Just degrees of less bad or more. BvS will be more bad, because they’ve got the characters 100% wrong, but it’ll still make sh!t-ton money.

    Besides when have you seen Kevin Smith in the past twenty years and NOT cringed?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Gwenyth and what’shisname never even had sex to Coldplay music.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Not unless it’s cut to PG-13. And then it’ll lose all the pissy thirty year-olds.

    I’ll be surprised if it makes Wolverine Punisher money.

  • tOmy`

    Guys, I know you are all excited as I am about Koktails With Khloe (starting this Wednesday on FYI), a drinking / partying / chatting show presented by Khloe Kardashian, a professional sister of a professional wife of a professional asshole. The wait is excruciating, but the good folks of Vanity Fair brought a little sneak peak into the world of this mastermind. Here is Khloe reacting to an old-school etiquette for women:

    http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2016/01/khloe-kardashian-reacts-to-old-school-etiquette-rules?mbid=social_facebook

    You can now watch her apparently mistake etiquette for a law, say that women show “too much on Instagram” (after her sister got undressed for a magazine cover to “break the internet”) and drop intellectual bombshells such as: “I am happy these people are deceased, ‘cuz they would definitely die just by seeing the world we live in now.”

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Wait. Which one’s the professional skank?

  • tOmy`

    I think only one of them has a sex tape. I know that doesn’t make her a professional skank, but hey.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Edit: Hey! You’re talking about a future First Lady!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I wonder if Khloe has an opinion regarding “Adele’s controversy” (click-bait sponsored content link above)? Dieting and/or mean boys. Let’s mix up the koktails and Disqus. America needs to know.

    Or not.

  • tOmy`

    Wait, there is a mom?

    I thought they were just some sort of a scientific experiment bred for one purpose only: To fuck this shit up.

  • tOmy`

    No, but(t):

    ‘Thank God it wasn’t my bum!’ Adele jokes that she ‘did a Kim’ and broke the internet with comeback track Hello… as new album 25 leaks online

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Everybody experiments in the Olympics.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    WAIT!? did she really say “I would rather have the money on the dresser.”?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    She just flies, baby.

  • tOmy`

    It’s pretty impressive how much of a clusterfuck fits into two minutes, huh?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Yes, I apologize. I took this disqusion immediately down into the muck of repressed patriarchal sexism, when, honestly, Khloe Kardashian deserves my respect as a powerful, cultural figure who is simply reclaiming her agency in a way that is both contemporary and relevant.

    Back to my own lawn.

  • tOmy`

    Speaking of your own lawn:

    The glowstick festivities will feature Tame Impala as well! With Slowdive, PJ Harvey, Of Monsters And Men, Parov Stelar and Sigur Rós, Czechoslovakia is putting the “who?” back into hipster!

  • This is the worst January ever! No more Patreon money for you, guys!!!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I know some of those names and of the ones I know I only hate one.

    Good job, Czechoslovakia.

  • Earth

    It’s a well-edited trailer, but the music took me out of it.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Speaking of awesome games…Bookworm. It’s sort of a First-Person Speller. With explosions!

    jk

    #IDon’tEvenGame,Bro

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It all looks better than what Marvel is doing. Seriously an Inhumans movie. A Black Panther movie. Captain Marvel. They all sound so stale and like they’re scraping the bottom of the barrel.

  • Palpatine

    You play video games?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Sometimes. Unless it’s pudding day, here at The Old Folks’. Don’t even bother me on pudding day!

  • TheManHole

    I FUCKING LOVE STAR WARS!

  • tOmy`

    Parov?

  • Worst website ever. For cereal.
    Count Cockula tastes great in my mouth.
    #ISIS2016

  • tOmy`

    I realized why Charlize Theron didn’t get her Oscar nomination. The problem is so complex that it can be only described via this handy iconography:

    http://i.imgur.com/dfWzVqb.jpg?1

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • I shall dream of your chocolate salty balls, woman.

  • In The Court Of The Evans King

    I don’t get it.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Of Monsters and Men (shudder)

  • Coal miners can’t get nominated?

  • Like Icare

    Board of Barbering and Cosmetology lobbied against her (lack of) hairstyle cause it’s possible popularity would cut into their profits?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Not if they are bald. But I think the real problem is, she looks kinda “ashy.”

    #Oscars(Racists)CallIt”DrySkin”
    #OnFireTodayWithKnee-JerkAnti-PC-Humo(u)r
    #Trump2016

  • Trask

    Black nominations matter!

  • Part time!

  • tOmy`

    Her forehead ain’t shiny and chrome enough for the committee.

    BA-DUM-WHAAAAAM

  • Like Icare

    There’s more than one?

  • tOmy`
  • Nobody wants your farts in a glass jar!

  • Skewed_View

    Adele comes clean about what? What I ask!? I must know!

  • TheManHole

    You can tell how popular Pre-Recorded just off how few comments this web zone has. Even their minuet long advertisement for a fake movie had more traffic then this.
    # ZeeZeeZeeZee
    #WorksBoring

  • April Johnson

    a lighter, actually… 😉

  • tOmy`

    I am so bored I started commenting on 9GAG. I am mostly insulting people, but still…

    I miss Batmannews.

  • tOmy`

    There is also a surprising lack of hilarious / inept / idiotic things happening in the pop-culture.

    What is happening?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    You realize you typed that out loud?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    [Redacted] wasn’t nominated for an Oscar, that’s whappened!

  • TheManHole

    It’s the end times obviously. With Sara Trump and Donald Palin running for office being the first clue.

  • tOmy`

    I liked Europe more when we were all about to get killed and raped by Ebola-ridden refugees.

    Sigh.

  • Tapeworm

    The next step is what, Russian roulette?

  • tOmy`

    Already tried that before 9GAG, but after 4 tries, I figured that the revolver probably doesn’t work.

    #SmartPeopleJokes

  • tOmy`

    New DJ instrument: “More details are forthcoming on the webpage, which is claiming that this mystery instrument will cater to a DJ’s individuality and creativity. No arguing with those values. Stay tuned for updates”

  • Tapeworm

    Di Di Mau!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Somebody’s been doing the raping. Gotta be. And, I assume, some of them are good people.

  • TheManHole
  • Tapeworm

    I’m glad they hired a much better looking guy to play Jay in later episodes.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Um, it’s one of those plastic toy saxophones that toot out pre-recorded bleepity-bloopies when you push the colored buttons. I had one of those when I was five. Loved that thing.

    #ThisPostHadTheWordPre-RecordedInIt
    #OnTopic

  • Here, have some Batman v Superman (I know it’s old). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prRySgsgtnM

  • tOmy`

    You know, I bet you 100$ that some nerd-producer already composed a track on that. Just like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl__mmO1BDo

  • dollar store cashier wife

    jesus h. christ stop bringing up that shithole here. at least batmannews is entertaining.

  • TheManHole

    Should have built a wall.

  • Palpatine

    Gag!

  • TheManHole

    Can’t be any worse then 4Chan…

  • tOmy`

    “I grew up in a musical family; the majority of my growing up was done in Hawaii. It’s what we do. You sing, you dance, you play ukulele and you drink.” – Dwayne Johnson

    How is this not a biopic yet?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So Batman’s mom will be played by Lauren Cohan. #ConfirmedForMILF

  • tOmy`

    I thought his mom was dead

  • Palpatine

    She’s a Philly girl!

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Too soon.

  • RLMkeepitup

    she’s been reimagined

  • tOmy`

    Oh, so I guess he can play ukulele: https://youtu.be/1iy0jnL3NDQ?t=13s

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No she’s on The Walking Dead.

  • tOmy`

    I have never seen anyone being this triggered by 9GAG.

    That’s alright, Wifey, take this doll and show me where the 9GAG touched you.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Batman’s Mom – Color, CBS, Fridays – When Batman’s Dad is called away on business Batman’s Mom must coach his Pop Warner football team in the season-winning game. Alan Alda guest stars.

  • Trask

    So, BvS will have some flashbacks and/or origin stuff, because no one knows the origin of batman. This movie is going to be such a massive, messy, fuck-up. I think miserable nightmare is appropriate.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Not unless Batman’s mom takes her clothes off.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Which annoying shit bag should sing the theme song?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    As the Joker.

  • tOmy`

    So… I guess the touching was the least of it, huh?

  • tOmy`

    Demi Lovato.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Who’s that?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So which highly attractive man or woman would you like to join a comic book movie, not just superhero?

  • tOmy`

    I heard her name in the passing. I think she is a singer or something – “singer or something” basically qualifies these days.

  • Palpatine

    Bryce Dallas Howard as Poison Ivy.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’m sorry to disappoint you but rubber lips are immune to your charms.

  • tOmy`

    Demi Lovato Sasha Grey as Squirrel Girl

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I googled her. She’s from that Disney crowd. Not Justin Timberlake, Ryan Gosling ones. The other more recent one.

  • Trask
  • tOmy`

    She also apparently endorsed Hilary Clinton, because if ‘murica needs to listen to somebody, it better be a 23 year old Disney actress.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    If Jared Leto can show off his abs and pecs she can show off her abs and tits.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The only celebrities who believe in things that are sound are typically crazy. She’s clearly not.

  • Palpatine

    So I’m currently reading The Lord of the Rings novel and wondering why Tom Bombadil wasn’t in the movies. This guy is pretty much a god among men, and he was cut out along with a bunch of other intresting stuff.

  • Bubs

    Brad Pitt and George Clooney star as the Ambiguously Gay Duo.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Tom Bombadil is basically pointless in the story. Sure I love him as a character but if he appeared on screen it would feel weird.

  • tOmy`

    Because the whole Tom’s persona / God / meta joke / junkie thing was too batshit insane.

  • Bubs

    I think it’s for the following reasons:

    1. He’s largely unnecessary to the plot (as is the whole Barrow Downs saga)
    2. Modern audiences would simply not have accepted a 10 foot tall man in a bright yellow raincoat who dances and sings. Also, I think he has some sexy half-naked wood nymph who lives with him too? I may be remembering wrong.

    But I think it’s mostly the second one. While most Tolkien nerds would’ve loved it, there’s just no way to make that seem cool on screen.

  • Palpatine

    It’s weird because I watched the movie’s first and I’m just now getting around to reading the book. It’s similar, yet different.

  • Strong_Bow

    I’ve heard several accounts that the Tolkien Estate has not released certain characters and themes to be used in films. Although J.R.R. Tolkien put the rights for The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings up for sale in the fifties, Tom Bombadil may have been an intellectual property he chose not to include in that sale. The Silmarillion rights have not been sold yet. And as far and Tom Bombadil being ‘out of place’ is sort of silly; Tom Bombadil is a being that more than likely existed during the time when Arda was first created and I think of him as probably being a Maiar. I think he was left out of the movie because Pete Jackson needed thirty-minutes to devote to the Moria battle scene that was literally one and a half pages in the book.

  • tOmy`

    Let me know when you get to Two Towers / Return. I am wondering what you will think about them.

    Also, don’t believe the hype! These books are overrated!

  • Palpatine

    It’s really good, but God is it boring at times.

  • tOmy`

    Dj Khaled on selfies:

    “I think it’s overrated, you know what I am sayin’? Just doin’ a selfie, you know what I am sayin’? But! There’s nothing wrong with it, you know, it’s love, you know what I am sayin’? I mean shit, I think I am fucking fly every day. I don’t need to take a picture, my God takes hundred of pictures of me a day. I think, the way I sit on a chair and I got the haircut and I turn on the side and the shit look like… iconic, you know?”

  • tOmy`

    Yea, Tolkien is a hack writer. It’s spectacular, yet very dull at the same time. One of the kind situation, imo.

  • RLMkeepitup

    she was probly baited by someone in the media, they toss out questions to make stories outta nuttin’

  • Strong_Bow

    Are you joking?

  • RLMkeepitup

    he’s a living selfie

  • tOmy`

    No, not much, to be honest. Don’t get me wrong, I love the trilogy, it’s one of my favorite books, but I can’t pretend* that it’s some flawless, demigod writing. Tolkien is an academic first, world-builder second and a writer last. Pacing is off, it is way too detailed sometimes, it’s… it has really good marketing,

    *This is obviously my take on it (supported by some actual research on writers), so the word “pretend” may come off as bit hostile. But I use it because I know way too many people who believe that King is some sort of a horror mastermind (2/3 of his books are mediocre at best), J/K Rowling amazing writer or… I don’t know, Lovecraft some kind of guru.

    They are icons. But that doesn’t mean shit when it comes to actual writing. (I hope you get my vibe, I am not trying to shit on them too much.)

  • Strong_Bow

    I understand what you mean. His writing style does not appeal to everyone. I for one love his writing. The Silmarillion is one of my favorite books and there are several parts in it that make me cry each time that I read them. Although the actual final product of the Silmarillion is Christopher Tolkien, so… I like that you have an opinion that you actually stick behind.

  • Bubs

    Books aren’t like movies though. There’s not really such a thing as pacing in a book.

    You are either delivering information in an interesting way or you are not. But the point is you are ALWAYS delivering information.

    I think what you’re trying to say is that Tolkien does not always deliver his information in an interesting way. And in the books he can sometimes go off on long tangents about Hobbit cooking recipes and the forefather of some asshole’s forefather.

    As for King, the man can’t write an ending to save his life. And it’s clear that this is his least favorite part of the writing process. But I would disagree that he has ANY mediocre books (a few god-awful ones though), because he always delivers his information in an interesting way.

  • Strong_Bow

    Keep talking about LotR and Tolkien. I keep getting kicked off youtube pages because the Wikipedia assimilation Borgs keep getting offended… 😉

  • tOmy`

    “I think what you’re trying to say is that Tolkien does not always deliver his information in an interesting way.” – Thank you, yes, exactly. The books can become a bit of a chore.

    “… because he always delivers his information in an interesting way.” – Isn’t he known for having really weird tangents to his trail of thought? I remember that one example where he started writing about NBA mid book and it took like 20 pages.

  • tOmy`

    If you are one of those people (and I mean it a nicest way possible), then obviously I understand your love for him. If you dig the style, it’s all fine. But the style is, on a technical level, far from stellar. Depends on a person, really.

    By the way, I am a massive fan of Lovecraft and I spent last two years going back to most of his work (including the collected works), because that guy fascinates me. But would I recommend it? FUCK. NO. People always talk about Cthulhu (because… well, I chose to believe that nobody actually reads them fucking stories and this is easy to remember) and so on, yet massive portion of his work is about surreal visions, dreams and slime, with a bitter aftertaste of racism and pulp writing.

  • Bubs

    ” I remember that one example where he started writing about NBA mid book and it took like 20 pages.”

    I don’t know anything about that. I’ve read probably about 25 of his books and never come across anything like that. Sometimes he can go into overly long details about a character, when it may be better to have left this up to the imagination, but that’s really it.

    And also, since we’re talking specifics, the last book of his Dark Tower series reads like a bad fanfiction and so I pretend that it doesn’t exist. But like I said, he can’t write endings.

  • tOmy`

    I am gonna be honest, I am not a fan of King (not that I hate it, I just don’t give too many damns), so I only heard about that NBA thing.

    I will try to look it up. I don’t remember where or how I heard about it, but that one stayed with me. But yea, I could be wrong on that account.

  • Strong_Bow

    I may not have children now after reading that quote.

  • Bubs

    Really? I absolutely love all of his works that I’ve read. At the Mountains of Madness has an incredibly slow buildup, but once it gets going. Holy shit. I’d recommend it to anyone. Just some of the imagery he uses… I’ve never seen anyone so vividly describe terror and in so many ways. He was like a Fear Thesaurus.

  • tOmy`

    Well, then start praying, because if RLM don’t deliver on a new content soon, I am planning on bringing a full scale coverage of Koktails with Khloe.

  • Strong_Bow

    Dear Mike and Jay;
    We’re dying,
    Sincerely,
    The Toilet of the Internet.

  • Strong_Bow

    See above ^

  • Palpatine

    I’m sure Pa will love that!

  • tOmy`

    Oh, the classic ones, the famous ones are great! But the unfortunate reality is that if you dig really deep, you will find his smaller, less famous pieces… and holy smokes. I didn’t have problem going through it, but I don’t think people need to know about them.

    Still, tho: Mountains of Madness short stories collection and Whisper In The Darkness short stories collections are one of the must reads. There is a small part of me that hopes that The Colour out of Space will get a movie adaptations, because that is one creepy as fuck story.

  • tOmy`

    “After discussing politics and religion, we finally took the last stance against boredom in the cathedral of savagery that is the literature. If this webzone taught me anything useful, it is that at this very point, it is all downhill from here.

    I can already hear it. The drums… the drums in the darkness. (Andy is about to wake up)”

  • tOmy`

    “The Academy has set a goal of “doubling the number of women and diverse members of the Academy by 2020.” Yes, this happened in the response of the hashtagwhitepeople.

    Also, it will take academy approximately 4 years to locate women and black people.

  • Palpatine

    How does the cycle of comments work on here anyway?

  • tOmy`

    Nobody knows, but in the end, everybody loses.

  • Paulus Nuns

    I love tales like Cool air or The Music of Erizh Zann, not mythos related but still great. Lovecraft had huge limitations, but played by his own rules and succeded

  • Strong_Bow

    *Sid

  • tOmy`

    One of my favorites, mate. Hence my love for Colour out of Space.

    But Zann… such a simple, hauntingly beautiful story.

  • Strong_Bow

    You should be preparing for Snowmagedden.

  • Strong_Bow

    Well, I think that Tolkien has a very distinct command of the English language and makes an effort to use defunct vernacular and prescriptive grammar as anachronisms. His writing is very vivid, and some of the descriptions can add unsuspecting emphasis to the story. Compared to someone like Pynchon or Faulkner, no, I don’t think he is the ‘best writer’ of all time or anything like that. He’s one of my personal favorites.

  • Paulus Nuns

    Palpy, is this your first reading of LOTR? You’re gonna love it but oh my god, parts of it are just hard to read. Not Pynchon hard.

  • Palpatine

    Like the parts where they sing for no reason?

  • tOmy`

    Oh my god, look at what you just wrote! And you call yourself RLM fan!?

    What’s next, are we gonna start throwing words like “kafkaesque” around here?

    But yea, I agree.

  • tOmy`

    That’s what Kafka needed. Parts where people sing for no reason!

  • Strong_Bow

    Kill me if I do.

  • Paulus Nuns

    Hahaha, you just have to use your imagination. If you like power metal, or barroque music…some songs are fucking annoying though. What about the hobbits, do you like them?

  • Strong_Bow

    Kafka’s journals are the best, where he talks about hating his father and staring wistfully at girls he knows he’ll never get with.

  • Paulus Nuns

    That’s good material, but he was a pretty resentful guy. He probably was sweet in person, but fuck did he hate the world.

  • NicCagesHair

    Just gotta get through that first book. It’s a slow build for sure.

  • Strong_Bow

    The East Coast SnowApacalypse has begin; if you need to buy nine cartons of eggs and fourteen loaves of bread for the three inches of snow we’ll get, you’re shit out of luck.

  • I’d go with Ben Afleck and Matt Damon. Because meta.

  • Palpatine

    I do. Frodo and Sam seem even gayer in the book.

  • NicCagesHair

    I’m about 100 pages into Gravity’s Rainbow and it’s taken me about three times as long as it normal would to read that much. It’s so dense.

  • Paulus Nuns

    Abusing your readers, that’s what that is.

  • Paulus Nuns

    Indeed. But they are more earthly too, Sam looks tougher in the book imo.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Cee Lo Green.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    He just flies, baby.

  • OMNI

    You’ll never finish TLOTR trilogy if that is your first impression of the hobbits.

  • OMNI

    You realize that Tolkien was THE authority on the Arthurian legends in his day. He was also a heavy hitter at Oxford. So your description of him as a “hack-writer” is absolutely daft.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Are people really getting excited about 3 inches? *insert innuendos as needed

  • Strong_Bow

    I’m being sarcastic. We’re supposed to get anywhere between 8-26 inches. Everyone freaks out in MegaCity 1 when snow hits .

  • RLMkeepitup

    I’m on a landlocked peninsula where it never snows *cracks beer* now if only it would rain some glorious videos to end the January drought

  • Palpatine

    It doesn’t snow in Michigan?

  • NicCagesHair

    They are so lead poisoned by now everything looks sunny all the time.

  • Someday a real snow will come and freeze all these hackfrauds off the intertubes.

  • Palpatine

    I’m sure Mike has enough booze to prevent that.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    For some reason I’m now brainstorming a show involving Plinkett as an Uber driver and the crazy crazy victims fares he picks up.

  • Storm on the east coast? Millions dead? Who cares! Will this effect the Space Cop stock and delivery?

  • Ogrot

    Last time I inserted an innuendo my ass hurt for a week.

  • tOmy`

    Hey, guys, it’s not even a meter of snow. The fuck is wrong with you?

  • tOmy`

    I am “glad” this is spreading. And the actual author will never know…

  • RLMkeepitup

    we still haven’t adopted the metric system

  • tOmy`

    Lemme translate it for you:

    “Hardly enough, go skiing.”

  • RLMkeepitup

    It does rain Michiganers every winter here.

  • Palpatine

    It’s like Hoth out there! Get it?

  • tOmy`

    Oh, I am sorry, apparently, it is an issue:

    “Why some people drop dead while shoveling snow” – an actual article

    Hey, maybe you should deal with it the way you dealt with it when New Orleans hit wat- Oh… right.

  • Thanatos2k

    Snow is like the default state in Milwaukee. Like they care.

  • tOmy`

    I just returned from a pub, but I am okay with picking up this discussion tomorrow.

  • Thanatos2k

    More like Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell. It’d be more believable.

  • Thanatos2k

    So much for the Chilean miners movie….

  • Strong_Bow

    Meter, pfff, this fucking guy.

  • tOmy`

    That new Suicide Squad trailer looks like a movie Marvel always wanted to make, but been pussy about it. It also looks like a movie DC never wanted to make, but they just came to terms with the fact they should no longer produce dreadful shit.

    #ItsGonnaBeGreat #RogueOneWho #Avatar2LOL

  • Palpatine

    Yes. This.

  • tOmy`

    I upvoted it for your attention, not that part where you called me “absolutely daft”.

    I… I didn’t like that part.

  • tOmy`

    I do have high hopes for it. But as high hopes taught me, the grass was always greener and the light was always brighter.

    [This obscure reference has been brought to you by: Cheerleader radio – 1337FM listen to the shit that matter.]

  • tOmy`

    There is “your mama” joke in it somewhere, but we do really need a new content…

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Will Avatar 2 ever come out?

  • Palpatine

    I know nothing about the comic it’s based on, and yet I really want to see it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The comics always change but they follow this formula: Amanda Waller assembles a group of villains serving sentences in prison to follow government orders in mostly suicide missions. The line up always changes except for Deadshot and Captain Boomerang. They have also faced aliens a lot.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Will Captain Boomerang actually throw boomerangs? If so will Andrew be offended by it?

  • “Jim Cameron has his own pace.”

    Giant Octopus (20th Century Fox chairman-CEO)

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • tOmy`

    [The reference was to High Hopes by Pink Floyd. You should hear it. And see it. Google shall be your friend tonight*.]

    Aaaaaaanyways, I read some of it, but I just wanna see the movie. Yet, do not be mistaken, my Emperor, if you search the web very carefully, people already HATE it for shitting on Quinn’s backstory, feminism something this, feminism something that – it all revolves around acid tank, I shit you not.

    Although, I have to say: That final shot of Quinn’s ass was… just retarded.

    [*Nah, I’ll be you friend tonight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jMlFXouPk8%5D

  • tOmy`

    Have you seen Mad Max? I think they have bigger storms to put out.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Wizard Phoenix

    You better save the Power Ranger reboot trailer.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Well he is played by Jai Courtney.

  • RLMkeepitup

    wow announcing or publicizing potentially remaking a film when the main star died days ago is just wrong

  • In The Court Of The Evans King

    Leave us with the universal measurement system, you different man!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He said ambiguously gay, not openly.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Hold on a minute no one noticed Lauren Cohan in the Comic Con trailer? Shit, whether or not we’re excited for this everyone must be blind and stupid. http://images-cdn.moviepilot.com/images/c_fill,h_312,w_595/t_mp_quality/wu46b0ptny8tscvkqnkd/thomas-wayne-in-batman-v-superman-and-the-dc-universe-a-fan-theory-jeffrey-dean-morgan-i-543228.jpg

  • tOmy`

    I traded blindness and stupidity for general numbness.

    I think I won. *sobs*

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What’s it like to not feel something?

  • tOmy`

    Surprisingly… flat.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Unlike Lauren Cohan’s chest. You’re a lucky fellow, Comedian.

  • tOmy`

    To even the score by hyping up DC shit:

    You know what’s the real fucking problem? The general consumer. People, who simply don’t give a flying shit about comics crap. People, who will go and see the Yawn of Justice and their first reaction will be: “But… where is Bale? And… wasn’t Superman like a good guy? And why it is so this… I… What?”

    These people simply and purely don’t give a fuck and all they wanted is an entertainment. And WB / DC gave them gritty crapfest they can’t connect to. But you know what they can connect to? Fucking Iron Man. Or Hulk. That is the biggest failure. They forgot that we are not all just geeks who shove their rectums full of powdered issue #75454648 where Batman says something. Noone. Gives. A. Crap. Because. This. Is. A. Movie.

    And, allow me this blasphemy: This is why Watchmen did work. Unknown fuckers, simplistic story, clear message that appears smart, no prequels, no preparation, just story. You just needed a broad understanding of what the fuck is a superhero and… you got the message, right?

    NOW THROW YOUR STONES. I JUST FLY BABY.

  • tOmy`

    The first sentence came out wrong: The general consumer is not the problem. The fact that they are forgotten when it comes to “entertainment” is.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    tOmy, the movie isn’t out yet. Don’t judge what you can’t see.

  • tOmy`

    ’twas just a general observation – mostly motivated by Watchmen love.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The book or movie?

  • tOmy`

    The movie.

    I love the movie. I very much do so. But I can see the movie working for people who, as I said, don’t give a damn about superheroes.

    Imagine you see the movie with your girlfriend or boyfriend and you don’t have to start your sentence with:

    “You see, infinity gem is…”
    or:
    “Bale is no longer Batman now, because…”

    Watchmen is a standalone movie that everyone can get, understand and appreciate. I simply aim at the fact that people who never read this (awesome) comics / novel appreciate it better, than people who are trying to poke holes into it, because they read it.

    Hence my joke about Marvel movies – they are empty and obvious enough that everyone can be on board. But in DC’s case? Fuck no.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’m pretty sure the general audience is smart enough to know based on marketing this is a new Batman series. Leto looks and sounds almost nothing like Ledger’s Joker. Robin is fucking dead. They can tell this stuff by visual alone sometimes. Also where’s Gordon? Is Bryan Cranston not signed on yet?

  • Palpatine

    Your reasons for liking Watchmen are exactly the reasons I’m looking forward to Suicide Squad.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s rare to see someone here defend a Zach Snyder film.

  • Palpatine

    300 is a fun film. That makes two on here.

  • Strong_Bow

    U.K. all the way.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Dawn of The Dead was pretty good remake, perhaps the best. Dammit, now I did it!

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I will say I liked the ending of Watchmen the movie versus the comic books, but thats about it.

  • Palpatine

    Gooble gobble, one of us!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Daniel Radcliffe is in a farting corpse movie…

  • Palpatine

    That makes him the second Harry Potter actor to star in a movie about farting.

  • sounds like a soft reboot

  • Strong_Bow

    Watched Road House again; just as awesome and silly as any other 80s, catch phrase slinging action movie.

  • NicCagesHair

    Road House is a fucking great B movie. 5’5 Patrick Swayese goes up against an 80 year old man over a bar in the middle of nowhere. Oh and there’s a monster truck.

  • Strong_Bow

    Leonard Maltin?

  • NicCagesHair

    Ben Gazara, though I would love to see Sawyze to rip Maltin’s throat out.

  • I read that the new X-Files season is a bit of a snoozer. I think it’s today’s technology that undoes so many classic premises and stories.
    I remember watching the very good Roman Polanski film The Ghostwriter. The final plot point, the Big Reveal, was achieved by Ewan McGregor using… The Internet! (a google search with those loud foley CLICKS and CLACKS). It made the ending of an otherwise very good film a bit goofy.
    Someone pointed out that smartphones would make 80% of Seinfeld plots unrealistic and/or impossible.
    What are your favorite “No Longer Viable” plots? Any fixes other than watching actors watch computer screens?

  • NicCagesHair

    Citizen Kane because newspapers are deader than Charles Foster Kane.

  • And today’s domestic robots can unfuck-up that room, Charlie.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Lord of the rings.
    Pleb: “Sir 10,000 Orcs march on helm’s deep.”
    General: “Relax soldier, the Gatling guns on the battlements fire 10,000 rounds a minute.”
    *3 days later.
    Pleb: “Sir we have Mordor surrounded. but there are a million orcs and goblins and trolls and brown people in that open plane surrounding the dark tower!”
    *General picks up phone.
    General: “Hi Mr President, yeah i’m good how’s the wife…. HAHAHAHA! women!… anyway all of the ‘Terrorists’ are in an isolated area…. Yeah thats what I was thinking. Nuke Mordor off the face of Middle Earth. No they dont even know what oil is!… AHHAHAHA I know!. laters.”

    https://youtu.be/FyzE9thQIPo?t=148

    How else do you explain this!?

  • Does Gandalf’s Lite-Brite staff scare away UAVs and their Hellfire missiles?

  • NicCagesHair

    Depends if he’s Gandalf the Grey or Gandalf the White.

  • Some fine pending comments and this isn’t even the third nuttiest Republican Party moment of THIS week. I grew up in New Hampshire and every four years this circus would roll into town. SHEER LUNACY!
    http://gawker.com/jeb-bush-i-want-to-kill-a-terrorist-with-my-bare-hands-1754623980

  • NicCagesHair

    More of an offhand joke comment based on Homeland than a serious comment. Still I’m not sure presidents should be elected based on their willingness to fistfight someone.

    And honestly who wouldn’t take the chance to kill a terrorist with their bare hands if given the chance. Can’t pass that up.

  • True, but politicians’ attempts to mimic human banter always horrifies me.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    He is Gandalf the Red, White and Blue!!!
    French bastard!

  • bleurgh

    The x-files was mostly based on the random group of people encounter a strange phenomenon / supernatural being trope wasn’t it? Whenever this happens in a world in which smart-phones exist and there isn’t video evidence going viral around the world it destroys my suspension of disbelief.

  • Just saw Spectre. Visually a big let down. The composition of the shots were amazing. Almost like an architect planned them. Colour and lighting was terrible. Was I watching ‘Grand Budapest Hotel’ the first five minutes or a Bond movie? The movie was really poorly realized colourwise and ruined it for me. The acting and overall tone of the movie was great. Finally Bond has a normal character arc. The –SPOILERS!!– villain was ok. He was intruduced really cinematically well. Really well done but the formula was repeated and villain is again an intellectual indestructible super genious that Bond chases down in the end. And before all this we get the ‘haha, you’ve failed mr Bond’ only poorly executed. And then I fell asleep. Realizing the exact plot made me fall asleep for the last 30 minutes. The end was just mostly filler AKA action and was making me think of who to bring to ‘the Revenant’ with me.

    OK flick. A few pacing issues. Stuuuuupid jokes (as usual with Bond) almost like later Brosnan material. Interesting things happen, yes…. but they are repetitive and become stale really fast. Kind of tired of Bond movies in general but 1h 45min of solid movie. You can nap for 45 minutes or just forget the last 30 just leave!

    3/5

    If you want a good detective/undercover/secretagent movie go see ‘Suburban Commando’. 5/5 Total Academy sweep!

    PS I write like a toads ass, sorry about that. I’ll fix it in my next life.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Why would people get upset about it now? Margot Robbie’s Harley is clearly based on the New 52, in which her origin is that the Joker pushes her into an acid tank. The N52 has been around for years now, you’d think we’d be over this conversation already.

  • Tapeworm

    The ending was more movie-like, but making Watchmen movie adaptation is just dumb from the start, where the whole style, concept and the way the book is written and drawn is one big comment on the comicbook medium itself.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    if you want a serious answer I just think that website is the very bottom of internet culture.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    hopefully not.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    you smart

    you loyal

    matter a fact you a geenius

  • Meh

    bring back game station 2.0 this is sucks

  • Moke

    It’s stylistical meant to be that way. They can try to deminish the effects of it but Rich is the key to all of this. If we get Rich working. Because he is a funnier character than we ever had.

  • Moke

    To understand this imagine it as lose form of a “hive mind” that is what the evil (aka the Shadow) in Middle Earth ultimatly is. When the Ring is destroyed, Sauron is cast into the void, the only connection between Middle Earth and Morgoth (the creator of evil, the source of evil) in the void is lost and all evil creatures are losing their (evil) mind, die ultimatly and all buildings hold together by its magic will fall apart. Peter Jackson overdid it a little bit with this half Sauron nuke but he probably feared the audience wouldn’t understand what was going on otherwise I guess.

  • Trask

    So, they are remaking Labyrinth. Good timing. The Goblin King is dead, long live the Goblin King.

  • Tilda Swinton as the new Goblin King?

  • Meh

    they say that in the plinkett reviews

  • Earth

    I didn’t need the full-on earthquake, but Barad-Dur collapsing was awesome.

  • Earth
  • Earth

    The Watchmen movie was meh.

  • Earth

    If the movie is overly violent and Margot Robbie does a good job as Harley Quinn, I’m game.

  • Earth

    He spent every day surrounded by filing cabinets. The guy had a right to be miserable.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The earthquake and ground opening up is in the book

  • Earth

    WHAAAT?!

    (it’s been like ten years since I read the book so #rustyontolkienlore)

  • Earth

    Space Cop now available on Blu-ray link…

    STOP TAUNTING ME!

  • Earth

    There’s been so little content I’m actually watching Pre-Rec.

  • Poor thing you, no content no good. Make feel bad. You don’t like Pre Rec? Let bossy wossy give you a hug.

  • Earth

    I can’t tell if this genuine or if you’re mocking me.

  • Trask

    Do not become addicted to content.

    http://oi68.tinypic.com/2912iy0.jpg

  • It’s just for fun, meant no harm. No mocking. I don’t roll that way. I can scold abruptly or threaten to sick my chihuahuas on you or play wit your wife arepas but no mocking unless it’s fun for both sides.

    P.S Cancer jokes rule 2016!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcW_Ygs6hm0

  • tOmy`

    So… you know… twinstick shooters… yea. Uhm…

    How are you, people?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I’m guessing she blood-doped to get into her junior high glee club.

  • RLMkeepitup

    for those that are still jonesing and no longer addicted to money either: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/s96XdnN6bNE/maxresdefault.jpg

  • tOmy`

    Ironically, this looks like a perfect place to have a joint and couple of gin’n’tonics.

  • RLMkeepitup

    sounds like You Only Live Twice but without donald pleasance as Dr. Evil!

  • I thought twinstick shooting would be right up your anal cavity.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    9/11?

  • *sudden Mariachi band appears*
    Guantanomo! Guajira Guantanamo! GUANTANAAMOOOOOOOO!!!!!

  • tOmy`

    Twinstick sooting requires the use of that plastic bullshit without buttons and mou-

    Oh, I see what you fucked there.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Make America Grated Cheese

    ¡Muy pronto!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Probably, but she won’t fill the codpiece.

    BA-DUM-TSH!

  • tOmy`

    *spoilers*

    The movie kinda felt like: “We have to make 4th one now? Well… but Skyfall was sorta the end, right? Damn. Well… how about this villain (that looks like he doesn’t even be there) is connected to all of the previous ones! And… and… and he is James’ stepbrother! Sounds great.”

    I liked the opening scene tbh (till the sofa fall), but I guess because I love Mexicans celebrating death.

    The whole premise was stupid even for Bond writing. “Hydra overtaking SHIELD with program out of Fast & Furious” is really not a great way to go about things.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I like you, so I’m only going to say this once, g. Stick to Marvel: That crap was made for the lowest common denominator.

  • Palpatine

    They’re called Shoot ‘Em Up games you pleb!

  • tOmy`

    I am racist, all this crap looks same to me.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Essentially, Hack Snyder traced the panels (like a comic book inker) of Watchmen without ever once matching the tone of the book.

    It’s an extraordinary fail, even by comic-book movie standards.

    It just should never have been attempted. Just as Snyder’s attempts to pigeonhole “things you’ll recognize” from The Dark Knight Returns into BvS. Everyone in 2016 misses the entire point of that book, thinking Batman’s the psychopath, when, really, it’s all about the perceptions of others thinking Batman’s a psychopath. The very nature of the concept is beyond Zack Snyder.

  • tOmy`

    That’s why Marvel excels in this. Everybody is welcomed for the ride!

    And that is why those movies have hard time talking about interesting stuff. I had a convo with my friend about AoU and he totally forgot that the Stark vs. Cap already started. Because the movie talked about it for 5 minutes and then forgot again.

    To put it simply, g: Marvel’s biggest strength is also their biggest curse.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Marvel doesn’t excel in this. The befeebled-minded think and agree that Marvel excels in this. It’s mass hysteria, first-rate sense-fuckery.

  • tOmy`

    If the name of the game is to shove as much product on screens as possible while raking cash by busloads, then they indeed excel in this.

    It’s dumb, empty but they did make MCU work well enough for people who don’t give a shit. It took them whole Phase 1 to set up Avengers and look! You don’t even need to know about Phase 1 or see it and yet you can enjoy Avengers.

    That’s all I am saying.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    SPOILER Supposedly, Gordon’s dead, too.

  • RCarlson

    I LOVE that Rich is wearing an Evansville Otters hat. Best time I ever had at a minor league baseball game. Everyone should go see the Evansville Otters at their wonderful ballpark. Frontier League FTW.

    Oh yeah, it was a good video too.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Simply disagree. Your use of the “infinity gem” is a perfect example. What the fuck is that even? It’s a dues ex machina is what it is.

    “What’s it do?” “Something cosmic.” “What are they, and why are they different colors?” “Google it, man, or just enjoy the ride.” “I’m serious. Don’t I need to have some idea for this to make any sense?” “Didn’t you watch the end credits of Thor 4 dude?” “No.” “Fuck you. You just don’t like fun. Marvel’s genius.” “It’s, um, total gibberish.” “We call that empty! Bazinga!”

    Meanwhile, you say to anybody on the planet, “Batman” or “Superman,” they have all the information they need. It’s uploaded at birth.

  • Jason Ross

    Fuck you.
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  • Make America Grated Cheese

    The general consumer is forgotten when it comes to entertainment?

    Seriously? “Lowest Common Denominator” is just a myth? “Turn Your Brain Off” popcorn isn’t created specifically because people are stupid?

    Who is this tOmy, and what did he do with the smart-as-fyuck, sexy cheerleader?

  • tOmy`

    I dunno, I was drunk.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I’ll allow it.

  • Rich Evans has seen many bats and balls. In the the minor league that is. He has shared a wiener with a man that wanted to show him his Warhammer figurines. In his bedroom that is.

  • Strong_Bow

    Could someone write a proper review for Space Cop on IMBD? Not some spewing of catch phrases any trained sales bot could come up with?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Downvote for Faux Floyd.

    Downvote re-credited. Because, (sigh) Young.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I’ll check the mail and see if its there amongst my unpaid bills, traffic citations, and motions for child support. it’s gonna be great

  • tOmy`

    So, did anyone hear that Panic! At The Disco Bernie Sanders album?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_Z01US5tyg

    Feel free to jam the socialist way!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    There are legitimate reasons to hate the cinematic Harley, if the cinematic Harley turns out to be based on the current comic book version of the character and not the original Paul Dini-created cartoon character. Or, if she’s presented as a sex-pot for malformed thirty year-old men, because that’s Margot Robbie’s thing.

    These legitimate reasons can be mis-identified with stupid, poorly-formed arguments about “agency” and “skankery,” but the truth is Harley Quinn was conceived (and beloved) as a comic character (comic as in “for laughs”, not “four colors”). Turning her into a skeezy whore-type has been a negative among Batman fans for years, long before this movie was ever a note on a film producer’s page.

    Essentially, within the Batman mythos, Harley was the antidote to all the tired, over-used “grim and gritty.”

    Now, it’s the same source v. movie argument we all have had over this stuff since they started adapting for movies, but I don’t agree it should just be dismissed.

  • Strong_Bow

    Keep me posted. Man.

  • Jason Ross

    9.8/10.0

  • tOmy`

    I am kinda sad I can’t find it on the “totally legal to download, NSA” place.

    It sounds awesome.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    George Bush doesn’t care about white powder.

  • I’m fine. Wife is out of the house so I decided to celebrate by taking no shower, wearing no tshirt and just eating microwaved junk, potato chips and beer and find amusing things on the internet. Watching news, catching up on foreign policy and watching retro NES stuff and this… guy. I put a shirt on, just had to. Felt dirty.

    Good oldschool player though.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw_RU_nrdw0

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    You can skip ALL that sh!t.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Hero!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Comment is the new Content.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    You know what I am sayin’?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    You know what I’m sayin’?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    The absolute worst cut for the movie was the return to the shire at the end.

    Considering the movie had ninety-two endings and that couldn’t have been one of them still aches my taint.

  • Strong_Bow

    I love throat rips.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Not really. tOmy even credited his academia.

    All of the textbooks you’ve ever read were written by authorities on some subject. All of them are drier than desert cactus poo. Most of them, I’d say, are written “hacky.”

  • dollar store cashier wife

    seeing how they are constantly improving I imagine it’s even better then Feeding Frenzy. Which makes SC around 4/10 when rated on it’s own merits.

  • tOmy`

    Feeding Frenzy is solid 8/10 for me. It’s just frustratingly funny.

  • tOmy`

    Great, now I am gonna have to watch it.

    By the way: Is that a wooden dildo in front of him?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    erm when compared to like “legit” movies? nah.

  • tOmy`

    That’s the thing… I guess yea? Sure, knowing these people and the background for the movie does provide you with some bias with being “in on a joke”, but… for what it is, it’s goddamn good.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    ♫ Don’ worry ‘boud a ting. Coz ebbry liddle ting, guano be ah-right. ♫

  • tOmy`

    From California to the New York islaaaaaaand.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I thought FEEDING FRENZY was surprisingly competent and enjoyable.

    ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

    Because, it’s a really strong two-and-a-halfer.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Speaking of You know what I’m sayin’?…Netflix is finally supposed to send me BONE TOMAHAWK today.

  • tOmy`

    Yea, I was actually shocked how good it is. Gorilla is just funny, because it is a total clusterfuck.

    But FF seems to be very competent indeed.

  • Palpatine

    Is it time to talk about politics and religon?

  • tOmy`

    Nah, I just found about it. This is purely music thread.

  • Palpatine

    It’s not up for streaming?

  • Palpatine

    Oh.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Probably, but I already pay for Netflix. I’m not gonna pay additionally to stream from some other source.

    I wasn’t born yesterday.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    You can totally convert it from YouTube to MP3.

    http://www.youtube-mp3.org/

    Edit: Oh, you meant the whole album?

  • tOmy`

    I am not a basic bitch.

    It’s either .flac or recording via software. I don’t do the whole “convert” stuff.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Ain’t nothin’ wrong with your ears.

    And don’t call me bitch.

  • Palpatine

    God, even the weather where I live is saying “Fuck You, It’s Januray”.

  • tOmy`
  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • tOmy`

    That is one scary backcountry.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    thats how I dislocated my knee. good times.

  • tOmy`

    There are only two scenarios when falling on skis:

    1) Wow, that was surprisingly soft.
    2) CALL THE FUCKING AMBULANCE

  • RLMkeepitup

    pun intended! the box was empty though. those movies must be frozen in an ice truck on the freeway up there.

  • RLMkeepitup

    massive storm hits 22 states in whats described as a travel nightmare.

  • Strong_Bow

    That’s awesome.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Speaking of books without pictures…Anybody else read Slade House? It’s the 2015 novel by David Mitchell (Cloud Atlas, Black Swan Green). It’s a short book and a quick read scifi / horror thing, and it got great reviews in the U.S. I dunno. The premise was kind of cool — century-old “soul-suckers” luring unsuspecting empaths to their doom — but I thought it was a little gimmicky. (I’ve never been big on reading horror.) You know the thing about exposition in film — “Show, don’t tell” — well, what’s the literary equivalent? There are entire swaths of explanation and plot presented in this thing as conversations between characters, and I found it a little shallow.

    But, my New Year’s resolution is to try to balance out my criticisms between negative and positive, so I heartily recommend Sword of Honor, an historical, sword-and-samurai saga that reads like a beautiful, violent lost Kurosawa epic. With tortoise. By David Kirk (not to be confused with Evelyn Waugh’s trilogy with the same name), I think it’s the second part of a series, but I didn’t read the first part, so you don’t have to, either.

  • tOmy`

    Did FOX already call it snowmaggedon 2: the white rapture?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    #WhitePrecipitationsMatter
    #WeatherBoycott

  • Can I call you Shirley?

  • Apart from that one awkward cut it had near the end. Unless they’ve shown us the “extended cut”… Oh, and let’s not forget how terrible the lead actor was.

  • tOmy`

    “Snow storm of catastrophic proportions”

    http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/160123103345-02-stranded-commuters-0123-exlarge-169.jpg

    A family of 4 died in their car after realizing that the snow is almost touching their tires.

  • Could your taste get any worse?

  • tOmy`

    And here we can see an army Hummer, previously used for the protection of a local Walmart, on a rescue operation involving a driver who claimed “This is the land of free, what do you mean I should push the fucking car 2 meters to the left where there is clearly almost no snow? Who do you think I am, a Mexican?”

    http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/160123085356-01-snow-storm-0123-exlarge-169.jpg

  • Don’t you like the Ream Controller?

  • tOmy`
  • Strong_Bow

    Do any of you Euro/Asians have decent copies of The Beast Master?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    just tell carrie fisher that its cocaine. She will have it all gone by morning.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    They call me MISTER Shirley!

  • tOmy`

    “My brother, they key to success is to keep your head above water. See, this the key. Knowing is better than learning. I know that’s kind of weird. But I have to learn to know. But just know, when you know it’s better than learning. And I know. Just know. Know dat.”

    – DJ Khaled

  • OMNI

    You are all a bunch of fools
    #yourPsychosisIsShowing

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Hyperbole. It’s what the ‘Merican medium-ya does.

    Which is not to downplay real weather-related bullshittery. I lost my electricity two years ago due to less than an inch of ice, and as a result had frozen pipes and a bunch of sh!t. First World Problems, sure, and it doesn’t relate to starvation, refugee-ism, or civil, tribal wars in Africa, but, yes, people die from shoveling snow.

    Nature is bigger than you are, Shirley.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    You know what I’m saying?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Okey-dokey, Hobbit Boy.

  • OMNI

    Facts are facts. Tolkien is a master of literature. Just because our society is so dumbed down and because you have a hard time reading Tolkien its automatically because he’s a “hack writer”. Such incredible bullshit on this comment section.

  • tOmy`

    Oh, I know, its stupid when people die because of… snow. In an inner city.

    But it’s hard to take it THAT seriously when you see these are the actual pictures from CNN that they decided to go with – pictures that Central Europe calls “January”, Norther Europe calls “summer” and Alaska “woah, finally, the worst is over.”

  • tOmy`

    I know dat.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Sheesh. Calm the fyuck down. Ask any authority — since you’re so fond — to name the ten masters of literature. Then, when they don’t name Tolkien, ask them to name ten more. Repeat.

    Get back to me if he cracks the top thirty.

  • OMNI

    You guys like to masturbate each other…a lot. Just thought I’d break your little bubble for a second.

  • Palpatine

    Are your winter’s worse?

  • You’re just jelly belly!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Like I said. Hyperbole.

    At least it’s trumped the bozos running for the Republican nomination for a day or two.

  • OMNI

    Of indignant posting of nonsense on a comment section…? Suuure.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    They went with ‘Snowzilla’. puntastic!

  • tOmy`

    Could be. The point is we wouldn’t call this “bad”. It’s just usual winter weather. If I were to take photos of the outside from my balcony, it would look more “devastating” than what CNN came up with.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Jeebus. You’d think a guy so-in-tune with literature and stuff would understand that two guys jerking each other is, um, the opposite of masturbation.

    #Words,YouFamiliar?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Hang around.

  • Palpatine

    Well CNN likes to exagerate things.

  • OMNI

    There are different forms of masturbatory behavior.

  • Strong_Bow

    Mystery’s over everybody, these dopes are at B-Fest. Explains it all…

  • OMNI

    Been hangin’ here for like 6 years. Remember I’m an asshole too.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Definition of masturbation. : erotic stimulation of one’s own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse

  • Palpatine

    Enter the beauracrats, the true rulers of the Republic.

  • OMNI

    Thank you for that

  • Palpatine

    Source?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Get your hands off my balls, then.

    Just because you got a mental boo-boo over Tolkien (of all things) don’t turn into a comment Nazi.

    You can always just ignore us.

  • OMNI

    Definition of masturbatory

    1 : of, relating to, or involving masturbation

    2 : excessively self-absorbed or self-indulgent

  • tOmy`

    I am sorry, I promise it to keep it down. Don’t want to be called daft again, because words hurt.

    Of course, there is always a possibility of… you know, not doing that whole passive aggressive stuff, like replying with “bursting someone’s bubble” and “posting nonsense”, when you don’t exactly agree (or, in this particular case don’t care) about something.

    But that would require an actual attempt at holding back and that is something this comment section is not known for, I know.

    But yes, I am sorry. Now back to Helldivers. You were saying… ?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    This is too funny!
    http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/masturbate

    [With Object] quote of the day!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Masturbate

    “You guys like to masturbate each other…a lot.”

    It’s a verb. You’re starting to piss me off.

  • OMNI

    You make me sick. How’s that?

  • OMNI

    You suck. How’s that?

  • Source?

  • tOmy`

    I am gonna go with “uncalled for”.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    This is all I need, now. YOU jumping in on this. As the authority on masturbatory commenting.

  • Strong_Bow

    My brain.

  • Strong_Bow

    I don’t understand the question.

  • OMNI

    Your self-imposed hijacking of this comment section is what pisses me off. Sorry.

  • Palpatine

    Oh sorry, I meant to reply to another comment of your’s!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Oh, tOmy, you just made me come!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Trust me read it. the 2nd definition is hilarious.

  • Palpatine

    Another one!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Self-imposed hijacking?

    Jeebus chrissy! How the fyuck does one hijack oneself?

  • OMNI

    Try a magneto linkey

  • OMNI

    Try masturbating..

  • Joe Syxpac

    Someone enjoyed writing that.

  • Strong_Bow

    I have no source, more or less speculation. I was thinking this morning, “I might try to attend B-Fest”, and checked the dates and realized that it was last night and this morning…

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Try “Go fuck yourself.”

    #FullCircle

  • tOmy`

    There is a photo of Jay and Wizard on B-Fest on RLM’s Facebook.

  • Strong_Bow

    Link?

  • RLMkeepitup

    I assume you know its on youtube, quality not amazing but watchable..

  • tOmy`
  • Earth

    Found several blu-ray copies of Bloody Birthday in a shop today.

    I was gonna buy it, but then I realised it wasn’t the movie where all the kids get killed at the end.

  • Tapeworm

    “..with one hand…” Well that seems rather restrictive.

  • Palpatine

    That would be Beware! Children at Play.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Sucking. Also, not masturbatory.

  • Strong_Bow

    I’ve seen that you can find it pretty easily to stream, but I was curious if in Europe there was a better physical copy available. Because for some reason there is not really a definitive, high-quality release of it in the U.S., which seems odd concerning all the money they made from it off of syndication. You can get copies, but they don’t seem top-notch and boot-leggish.

  • Earth

    It’s weird finding movies reviewed on Best of the Worst, especially in the UK where we don’t get as much access to crap as the USA does. Even weirder was that someone would actually take the time to blu-ray Bloody Birthday.

  • Strong_Bow

    Was this from an interview at the psych-ward?

  • Sounds unreliable.

  • Earth

    Good point.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “Kiiiiilllllllll mmmeeeee”

    http://i.imgur.com/n38DYHn.jpg

  • Palpatine

    *Barf*!

  • Trask

    Has anyone seen The Blacklist? And would you recommend it?

  • Domo

    I think I figured out why Mike and Jay were having such a hard time with Space Cop distribution. They said so themselves! And Rich Evans helped.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSFyotLlhxA&feature=youtu.be&t=20m19s

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I see only Plinkett when Rich puts those sunglasses on. How long do you think he stays in character for after shooting?

  • Who else is up for an Adam Sandler movie marathon???????

    http://hackfraudartist.deviantart.com/art/CHAUKLET-WASTED-586272506

    LIKE EATING RAT POISON

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I’ll allow it.

  • Probably until he gets arrested.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    DC has never been worse than now. Even in the comics. Yesterday, I was reading that Marvel is selling twice as many books as DC is. Apparently, some of that is because Star Wars comics, but even so, that’s depressing. Marvel has always had a slight edge over DC, sometimes more, but this?

    Dan Didio, Geoff Johns and Jim Lee should go fuck themselves, and let someone else clean the mess they’ve created over the past 10 years.

  • RLMkeepitup

    The Martian was purdy good Mr. Scott. Armageddon was on when the movie ended though so I may be biased somewhat.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I got 10 bucks that say it wont be better than JLU’s episode “Task Force X”.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Blood Tomahawknow available on media and streaming

    An infrequently gory but always weirdly-framed horror-western hybrid that falls completely apart at the end but is elevated by the performances of Kurt Russell and Richard Jenkins. (There’s a bit about a flea circus near the end that just might be as good as anything in THE GREY and reminded me of Richard Shaw’s classic bit in JAWS.) Four white, Christian frontiersman (emphasis on the “Christian”) track a tribe of cannibal “troglodytes” to rescue some hostages.

    Russell, at the start of the hair growth for his H8TEFUL mutton chops, presents a completely different demeanor for anyone worried about associative problems. Patrick Wilson, as usual, is pretty and vacant. Matthew Fox is particularly silly as a racist Indian killer. The rest of it is pretty much the tumbling weed version of THE DESCENT.

    A disappointment.

    ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Comparing it to Descent is going one step too far. Nobody in that movie had a personality.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Noted.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    When it comes to “underrated horror films” Descent getting a mention in that category always baffles me. It was average in every way possible.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Agreed.

  • Paulus Nuns

    I know I’m late, but I’ve just watched The Dirties.
    What a movie, the first 30 minutes or so are the best thing I’ve watched in a long time. Later it loses a bit of steam, but overall it’s a great experience. Acting and script are top notch, although the last part is a bit rushed. I really liked the protagonist cause I’ve met some crazy hyperactive guys like him, often brilliant but with unstable minds.

    I don’t wanna give away anything more…just go and watch it.

    * Why is this movie relatively unknown?

  • Strong_Bow

    How do you sleep at night knowing that Grown Ups 2, looking like a movie made on 5 million dollars, recouped 250 million dollars on an 80 million dollar budget? Like, howwwwwwww….?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Speaking of masturbation…Internetians always try to wax eloquently when obituary-ing their inspirational celebrities, and I just thought I’d preemptively put this out there as a salute to Joni and a kind of prayer.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWFpf6MdcQo

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    We been sleeping on that pillow since the early 80s.

  • Palpatine

    Joni Mitchell’s dead?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Nope. That’s why I typed “preemptively.”

  • Palpatine

    Well don’t jinx it!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    “and a kind of prayer”

  • Strong_Bow

    You were an In-Utero Reagan supporter, weren’t ya?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Gawd no.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    It’s sort of funny because with Heavy Metal I prefer the VHS over the DVD special super re-issue, both of which I own. Weird right?

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I believe they’re somewhere, festering.

  • Palpatine

    That’s better.

  • Snake Squeezer

    *Bone

  • Found on RLM’s facebook. [NSFW] http://imgur.com/pNhzCHW

  • I don’t want to know!!!!!

  • Palpatine

    Excuse me while I go throw up.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    If only… Jaws was with us now.

  • Strong_Bow

    Not so weird. I have the original Star Wars Tapes that I prefer over any recent digital release.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    For obvious reasons.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Thank you, yes.

    Corrected.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Whappened to Jaws?

  • Palpatine

    He got blowed up by Chief Brody.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I meant “our” Jaws.

  • Palpatine

    I have no idea. He or she just stopped commenting.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Like Sully and Taco?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I don’t know. Maybe he was banned during one of the Great Bannenings, figured they wouldn’t take a deletion from anyone else but themselves.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    As long as it’s not account of my masturbatory self-imposed hijackings.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Taco and I think Sully are just busy, though. Jaws we knew nothing about.

  • Palpatine

    Your what?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Oh, man. Long story.

  • Palpatine

    Should I read the comments to find out?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Can we blame Andrew? For, like, old times? I’d kinda like to.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    If you wanna. Seems kinda like masturbation, though.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    We can. But to be honest, I never cared for the Jaws guy very much. The constant self-deletion got tiresome. Must’ve been some sorta masturbatory function.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Aw, I never minded it.

    Everybody masturbates in college.

  • I immediately thought of Jaws.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    His legacy lives on.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I minded it when I’d be late for the party and everyone had already cum. The only thing left to see were the stains all over the place, hinting at what might have happened before my arrival.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Denise Milani’s rack is unmistakable.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Ms. Jackson, if you’re nasty!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    “I am Kate Moss, unapologetic and uncensored.”

    Oh fyuck defuck off. You’re, like, ten years older than a Kardashian. You oughtta know better.

  • Great ti*bleep* though. Always racking up some new caho*bleep*. Them giggly wigglys got *bleep* ‘know’w’I’msayin!

    #milk #yausah #auuugah #gigigigi

  • WrongWithYourFace

    It happened, though.

    Jaws… The stains… It’s true… All of it…

  • 50% discount if not wearing pants? 12.50$! What a value!

  • RLMkeepitup

    the lightsaber fights in star whores looked surprisingly well shot, and that’s enough internet for today

  • tOmy`

    Winter on Fire (Netflix)

    “Never underestimate Eastern Europeans in winter.”
    – Hitler

    November 2013. 964 people died in Iraq. Czech brewery won The Beer Awards. David Cameron still believes that nobody will ever find out about him fucking a dead pig. And couple of people went to Maidan Nezalezhnosti to bring Ukraine to the EU’s fold. Their president had a different plan. The first blood is spilled. The spontaneous idea becomes a driving force.
    Fade to January 2014. New laws transform Ukraine into a dictatorship. People had enough. On 22nd, police starts using lethal ammunition. Thus began the revolution that has been televised.

    People from Euromaidan recollect one of the bloodiest and most depraved revolutions of 21st century, while documentary accompanies their stories with images and videos so breathtaking and jawdropping, that they look almost surreal and staged.

    If this doesn’t send shiver down your spine, I don’t know what will. 10/10

    [For those who seen it: Couple of these people actually talked to Cracked a year ago, explaining the strategy behind revolution – from military training and shifts, through food and first aid organisation, to barricade building and weaponry. Also, stories by people from AutoMaidan are on the internet and they sound like something taken out of a thriller movie.]

  • Paulus Nuns

    Sounds interesting. What about american and russian roles in this, does the film tackle the issue?

  • tOmy`

    Well, since the whole clusterfuck started with Yanukovych siding with Russia, you can say that, yea.

    And I am not sure about what American role you speak of. US was busy not pissing off Putin while people were getting killed. This was just people against government.

    The moment when US got properly involved (as in looking at Europe and trying to find Ukraine on the map) was during Crimea.

  • Paulus Nuns

    Given that the USA is like the boss in NATO, and considering that siding with the EU is siding with NATO, I would expect some hidden maneuvers there, I remember Mc Cain was also there. I have to say I forgot most of what this euromaidan thing is about, these last euro years have been very complex and agitated.

  • tOmy`

    Miaden = Ukrainian revolution
    Crimea = Annexation of Ukrainian peninsula (hehe, penis). Could be traced back to Maiden (documentary does that during final titles).

    I don’t think NATO / US can act when it comes to revolutions; they are not technically conflicts. Also everything happened so fast (towards the end) that I don’t think there was any time to act.

  • Paulus Nuns

    The crimea thing is more like traditional geo-politics, nothing weird there. The annexation referendum was the fakest thing ever faked though.

  • tOmy`

    As somebody from Czech Republic, words like “geo-politics” (especially when it comes to giving any land to Russia, cough cough, thank you, world) bring out very bad feelings.

    Anyways, great documentary, wholeheartedly recommend. Just a word of advice: It is very graphic and horrifying – but that’s what reality does to people.

  • Paulus Nuns

    Sorry for the geo-politics haha. I guess realpolitik doesn’t sound any better either. Just call it…invasion!

  • Palpatine

    A communications disruption can mean only one thing: invasion!

  • tOmy`

    Hehe, no worries, I was just joking.

    But I think it is fair to say that I could be a bit biased when it comes to this documentary, it might strike closer to home when you are from “these parts of the world”.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Russia is kinda fucked up because unlike the americans they have no intention of “Going home” they think they are reclaiming things they have a right to. Georga anyone?

  • Palpatine

    I don’t have a problem with Russians themselves, I just think their government is screwed up. And their government’s been like that for ages now.

  • tOmy`

    Well, with our current politics and the way Europe works, we sometimes have to think about the fact that Russia once had right to us…

    And quite frankly, I don’t want to live through what my parents had to.

  • Paulus Nuns

    Russia is like that since 1615 or so, they have the PIB of Italy yet they have a territory like 50 times bigger? Almost impossible to manage succesfully. Also, vodka.

  • tOmy`

    You are kinda in luck because they are not affecting your politics and people. It’s a different story here, when you straight up label people as “pro-Russian”.

    Or, as John Oliver put it: “Russia – a country that will continue to be funny until it suddenly isn’t.”

  • Paulus Nuns

    That’s exactly why europeans should get along with Russia…which america wouldn’t approve. I mean we can’t even get along with germans lol

  • Tapeworm

    “Only Sith deals in absolutes!”

    (That is an absolute, Obi Wan)

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    She IS African American, after all.

  • Palpatine

    I love watching Russian car accident/road rage videos.

  • Palpatine

    What is an absolute?

  • Tapeworm

    Basically something that is presumed to be truth automatically, or a black and white logic to some extent.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Vodka!

  • Tapeworm

    That is Absolut. Important to make that dicst..distict…vodka!

  • tOmy`

    *distillery

  • Tapeworm

    Dude I have to be awake, what are you, a vampire?

  • tOmy`

    I am watching movies. I slept till 5pm today, so I am gonna go nonstop to fix my sleeping schedule. Gives me enough of time to watch stuff, which is plus.

    Winter on Fire should be a must watch for you, btw. I am currently on Incendies, then will move to The Prisoners and after that, I guess Norwegian Wood.

  • Tapeworm

    I’ll definitely watch it after all the stress of the exam period washes over. And I’ll be looking for a larger scale stress sources.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s been removed asshole.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    go nuts.

  • Or maybe it means you didn’t pay your phone bill.

  • RedLetterMediumsDotCorn

    Oh my god I’m sweating stem cells here and I got the shakes! Give me content or give me death!

  • RedLetterMediumsDotCorn

    How about a Temple of Doom HITB commentary track?

  • RLMkeepitup

    pretty sure they have ideas, they’re just bein’ laaaazzy (or buussssyyy). Those tracks are bout my favorite things though!

  • RedLetterMediumsDotCorn

    what would you like to see commentaried?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I want a commentary for Jay’s Vlog.

  • RedLetterMediumsDotCorn

    Of course I wouldn’t so presumptuous as to suggest ideas, it’s just my prediction for the next track!

  • Agh! My boner is so confused!!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • No it hasn’t. Unless you mean on facebook.

  • Lazy. Definitely lazy.

  • Just read some Heidegger. I think that would be adequate.

  • YOU MONSTER

  • C’mon let’s be friends. Internet buddies 4 life!

    https://youtu.be/tRtEy68ZoeQ?t=21s

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Which kind of lightsaber fights?

  • bleurgh

    Let’s open a can of worms and talk about the Oscar outrage. Australia has a dedicated awards ceremony for Indigenous people in the entertainment industry. Does the US have an equivalent for African-Americans? It would seem to be an obvious solution to the problem of under representation. A dedicated African-American award ceremony would bring peoples attention to a lot more black entertainers. People need to stop taking the Oscars seriously, so I’m glad they’re being taken to task, but I feel like the current campaign to make them change the makeup of the academy is only going to encourage people to continue treating the Academy Awards as something that actually matters as opposed to frivolous bullshit that almost never actually awards people who really push the medium of film-making or give great performances.

  • YEAH BOIIII!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    enjoying that acid in your morning coffee?

  • I’ve followed this since from the beginning. I’ve had a project going on in the Ukraine until the civilwar and the russian takeover. I know many people on both sides and have a keen interest in geo politics and forreign addairs. I must say don’t like the way Maidan is portrayed. They are not the Ukraines voice, there are two Ukraines not one ‘The Ukraine’. 40% of the population waned to go eastward 40% wanted to go westward and 10% did not care and 10% did not know. This was consistant polling. Maidan was a good and decent movement that had a clear goal that got lost in all the turmoil. I have much love for both Ukraines and a big understanding for Russias reaction and equal hopes for preservation of democracy. But democracy is lost in todays Ukraine. The country will split if it’s forcefully dragged into the Nato project or the EU. It is being torn apart by the current Kiev set of political order. And it is torn apart by the eastern political takeover.

    The only thing keeping it all togeather is Minsk 2 and Kiev has had to be forced to comit to it asmuch as DPR and LPR. The revolution brought violence and 10.000 dead and 1.5 million refugees. No economy. Far left and far right militias. A cold war that will problably last longer than the last one. Russian autacricy increases. American military arnaments including nuclear capability is modernised. It disrupts the European Union project. Nato is breaking. China is very happy. Russian middleclass(majority voters) suffer major blowback in civil society. Massive propaganga campains leaving regular people demoniced.

    NOTE: I differentiate between the Maidan protest and Maidan revolution and the Maidan putch.

  • I’m sober and bored. 🙁

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • dollar store cashier wife

    hop on steam and let’s play smth then. or jerk off.

  • I’m too socially awkward for that.

  • I am too socially awkward for that.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    you really can’t say that in this community m8

  • Recruit more….

  • Joe Syxpac

    Mine too, but I masturbated to it anyway.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Ain’t no pimps here.

    Plenty of whores though.

  • Joe Syxpac

    They still have segregation in Australia?

  • Domo

    You have:

    The Black Reel Awards
    Black Movie Awards
    African American Film Critics Association Awards
    BET Awards
    NAACP Awards

    Those are the ones I know off the top of my head.

    So for your question “Does the US have an equivalent,” the answer is yes.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Do we have one for Native Americans?

  • Domo

    There’s the American Indian Motion Pictures Awards as well as an adjoining film festival.

    It is not broadcast nationally.

  • Joe Syxpac

    That’s surprising since we’ve gotten so good at ignoring them since we stopped watching westerns.

    And when you do get a chance to make a movie with a Native American lead you just cast Johnny Depp.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    PRODUCERS!!!

  • Did Insty just delete himself?

  • No.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Just checking… and yes its a Dusqusticide. Dusqutepikku, DisqustExMort, this is an ex parrot!.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Shut UP!! your DEAD!
    UNDEAD!!!!!

  • Good. I missed all the drama/weirdness/whatever it was, that’s why I asked.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    There was drama? if you mean Pa v Omni?

  • I don’t know if there was. That’s why I asked.

  • Mmm… talk to me dirty, papi.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    African americans are not the same as australian aboriginals. you racist!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Not really, someone accused Pa of being a wanker.
    but I found this gem of a definition of masturbation.

    http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/masturbate

  • dollar store cashier wife

    what the hell?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    not a real thing.

  • Paulus Nuns

    That’s creepy…and cool.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Thanks I love the Kuralan Naskah sound when I dropped the photo frame. that is live sound.

  • Paulus Nuns

    Now, I wonder what you do in your basement/shed. I mean, it’s very Plinkett haha

  • Strong_Bow

    Was that your rejection letter to the Klingon Academy?

  • Strong_Bow

    I’m not going to give someone credit just because. Don’t watch CNN, they make it seem like all black people are equivalent to hut dwelling, illiterate savages. Really not the case. I know you know that, but,,,

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Speaking of masturbation…In my opinion, the current media kerfuffle over Oscar “inclusion” is simply nonsense, cooked up as a result of several films that wanted the Box Office boost that comes from a nomination.

    1. Changing the make-up of the Academy is fine. It will happen through attrition and time anyway.
    2. Assumptions that STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON, Will Smith, or Idris Elba deserved nominations is as insupportable as whining that they weren’t selected because of racism. Every, single year, someone worthy is snubbed and someone else is oddly honored, among them blacks, whites, non-Americans, and cartoons. Who would you argue the Academy should eliminate in order to appear more PC? I’m looking at you Slyvester Stallone. (In my personal opinion, Idris Elba deserves a Supporting Actor Oscar nom for BEASTS OF NO NATION. The fact he’s not nominated has everything to do with the fact that that film was released on the Netflix platform before it was released to theaters. That’s the snub — It’s political, not racial.)
    3. There is inclusion in The Academy Awards. There is not inclusion in the BET Awards, the NCAAP Awards and several others (I see Domo has done research). Is it enough inclusion? What do you base that on?
    4. The Academy Awards are frivolous bullshittery, but they are the original frivolous bullshittery. These “they aren’t hip enough” arguments are the arguments of petulant brats. Get your own awards, then, Millennials. Oh, right. MTV Film Awards. Talk about your frivolous bullshit.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I’m standing right here.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Jejeje.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Good points. The reason WINTER ON FIRE takes the side it does is because it is the western side, the presumed-to-be enlightened, modern, correct side. That admitted, the film is harrowing, and it shows, in fine detail, only one side being slaughtered. Slaughtered by their government. For no reason besides assembly.

    That’s an outrage in modern times, period.

    Don’t forget, after this, the dictator and Putin tried to restage their take-over, and the American Right protrayed Putin as the type of “strong leader” they wished President Obama — that sissy — were. So, this film is an education and a corrective for the large part of the Netflix market that is the U.S.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Gawd, he’s gonna be so depressed and bitter when he’s through, he’s not going to allow me to masturbate him!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    And, the U.S. only acts when it’s in their interest, ie: there is some resource to exploit. The whole “America fights for Democracy wherever” is one of the all-time great canards of history.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    To say Crimea is “traditional geo-politics” is to deny, somewhat Yanukovych’s role and closeness to Putin.

  • Is this the prequel to cet?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Oh! Sick burn.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Speaking of Gillian Anderson only getting paid half of Duchovny’s salary…12 hours to X-Files. Whoo-hoo!

  • Paulus Nuns

    I can’t see how Yanukovich’s role denies Putin ambitions in any corner of the earth he can put his fingers on, it’s a strategic and economic move.

  • tOmy`

    Incendies (Denis Villeneuve, 2010)

    “Christians kill people too.
    – Gandhi

    Incendies (french for coincidence, the movie) is the best feel good movie M. Night Shaymalan never made. It tells a story about a bored notary suffering from midlife crisis, who for his own entertainment goes willingly along with a plan of a dead, slightly cookoo woman, who is one of those people who feel like “spending a night in the haunted house” is a great clause to put in one’s will.

    Together they devise a modern era treasure hunt; a spiritual journey for her twins, that will teach them about all the fun perks of organised religion and family secrets, while putting everyone involved in a grave danger, leading to a treasure in form of 2 letters that they don’t get to read, decades of unpaid psychiatrist bills and a possible PTSD triggered by sand.

    Fun movie for a whole family that invites you along for the ride on Hollywood’s “we can’t piss off Israel, Denis” theme ride. 8/10

  • tOmy`

    Also “Women in Music Industry”.

  • I do subscribe and tilt more toward western state building and education. But if a big part of once people are ostracized then there is a failure. And in my mind here is where the authoritarian part of the revolution sets in. The civil war could have been avoided if the Maidan would have stuck to the agreement made in the february peace deal.

    I support the Maidan demonstration full heartedly even if I don’t fully agree with the premise. I think the trade agreement with the EU was dumb to even consider signing. It still is. The police brutality was horrendous and sparked much of the frustration and hatred towards the elite. As it rightly should. But the feb deal was really good concidering.

    I wish the best for Maidan but I don’t think this documentary or to put it more bluntly propaganda piece is helpful. I have not thought the content through but it does have elements of it. It’s not disinformation because it captures important aspects of Ukranian life and it’s not misinformation either. I think the propaganda part is the antagonist part and the righteous cause against it. We are constantly critizising the religious followers who create such myths and I think we should apply the same to politics.

    I think this is just as bad as when Russians celebrate the reunification of Crimea.

  • Tapeworm

    Il Mare

    ‘s great, 9 outta 10.

    I’m tired,

  • RLMkeepitup

    its silly but maybe a die hard movie or something nic cage like conair or wicker man. the Neil Breen movie I am here now.. would be hilarious but its not mainstream enough

  • Putin hated Yanukovych. They were not really close.

  • Palpatine

    What’s up with the deleted comments down below?

  • Tapeworm?

  • Palpatine

    No, not him.

  • tOmy`

    Prisoners (Denis Villeneuve, 2013)

    “Hey! That looks like my movie! Why didn’t I make that movie?”
    – David Fincher

    After getting all his hipster cred by putting Radiohead songs into his movie (a trick known as Twilight syndrome), Denis realized his career hit the moment when it is necessary for every tough, gritty filmmaker to make a movie about people murdering kids.

    Cue Wolverine and Loki; one of them shouts a lot, the other blinks a lot. Together they dance around on a plot reminiscent of house of cards in a thunderstorm, while exploring the baffling ineptness of police enforcement, very subtle hints at Denis’ views of Christianity (they are either slightly crazy preppers with psychopathic tendencies or straight up insane murderers) and an obligatory torture scene.

    So take a big leap of faith that this script actually does make some sense and plunge into the darkness of “don’t think too much” movie. 8/10

  • Palpatine

    Your reviews are good compensation for the lack of content.

  • tOmy`

    ’tis a shame there is not much to be said about the new Pre-Rec.

  • Palpatine

    I’m sure if they reviewed a more mainstream game, a lot more would be said about the episode.

  • Tapeworm

    Don’t tempt me

  • RLMkeepitup

    I was surprised there’s like 10x more comments here than on youtube for this vid. These days I watch more streams of games than I ever play anything. I’m busy reading or writing but its good background noise.

  • tOmy`

    Yea, I guess.

    Also if they weren’t so vague about the game itself. If they talk about games in a “how do we feel while playing it” way, then one has to identify with at least one of them to take something out of their reviews.

    You know, like “I am more of a Rich gamer, I know what he means.” But I simply cannot identify with their opinions and reasoning, so for me it really is just two people with odd opinions talking about a game I will never play.

  • Palpatine

    I usually use the RLM commentary tracks as background noise.

  • RLMkeepitup

    i notice many game ‘reviewers’ have some niche. Like they’re either comical, angry, or super analytical. For pre-rec the niche is Rich which I wouldn’t miss but most gamers are too young to get his perspectivez.

  • Here we are now! Entertain us!

  • tOmy`

    “Mr. President, they are about to take Crimea.”
    “God damn, that is strategically important piece of land. Can we offer them something else? What… what about Czechoslovakia, what are they up to?”
    “You mean Czech Republic?”
    “Whatever. Can we offer them?”
    “Do you want your top NHL players ending up on Russian side?”
    “Fuck! Fine, let them take Crimea, then. But we are taking Syria in the next round!”

  • tOmy`

    It’s funny, because this time around it was Rich who made me grind my teeth.

    That whole “idiots” rant was… well, appropriate for their lack of multiplayer experience / understanding, but still.

  • I did not like Whiplash. I know why people praise it. I agree it’s a great movie. Score, acting, plot(well not all of it). -SPOILERS- It was good to see a movie with drive and subtlety mixed to geather so well. The dialogues and family drama was intriguing. And it was the movies strongest part. That was stronger than the self acquired need to succeed and be better than once competition. It lacked the family to put a framework around it and to show the dysfunction of Andrews identity and strife. The family became a lesser deal and should have had a bigger role. The whole girlfriend part was poorly done. No way was anything with her convincing. I can’t blame the editing but I think she was trimmed out because she was part of the story. And this is why I didn’t like it because it is if parts of the movie are missing. When Andrew gets a hug from dad at the end I did not care for it. Plus! The ending with the revenge plot, hah! No way was I surprised.

    Still 7.5/10. I did not like it but it’s still a great movie.

  • tOmy`

    I am bit biased towards that movie, but hey:

    I actually think that both of these issues were handled perfectly, they were even stylistically designed to be that way.

    If we look at the movie as a movie about music being a bridge between two people, the only thing that matters to some extent, I think the decision of making the girl “collateral damage” and his father “mere observer” is perfect.

    Giving them more screen time and bigger role would, in my opinion, undermine the sharp focus of the movie and possibly take away some of its grip.

  • Michael Collins

    I thought it was a pure shit movie, but who cares?

    Fury road was crap also, but people seem to think it was good, what are you gonna do?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    This movie is objectionable in every, single, fyucking frame.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I was lead to believe it was you. In a pique of Disqusticide.

  • tOmy`

    Harsh.

    ’tis fun and dark, g.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Sarcasm is hard to read on the internet.

    I didn’t realize, I guess, that INCENDIES was Villeneuve, too. Man, I really, really, hate this guy. Maybe the biggest knee-jerking asshole working in film today. (Sorry, Nolan. You’ve been replaced.)

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Nah.

    And who’s “Loki”? Gyllenhaal?

  • tOmy`

    For me, Nolan is still the winner, tho.

    I imagine them both doing movies by jumping off an airplane, but while Villeneuve opens his chute just in time, Nolan straight up forgets his and plummets into a ground, leaving a big anus-shaped crater.

  • tOmy`

    Yea. His name in the movie is actually Loki.

    You see, this shit writes itself.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Oh. I had put that detail outta my memory.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    borderline retarded level of hyperbole.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    What took you so long? I predicted you’d show up for your favorite fake-dark fascist film-maker before I even posted.

  • Yes I agree with that, it did cross my mind. And that could explain the lack of girl/dad. But the dinner scene with his brother got so much attention early on I was expecting more from it. And ultimately it was that witch drove Andrews hyper addiction to succeed. Or maybe was a root cause and… well nitpicking now actually and it’s not my movie.

    I must agree to the screen time thing. We can’t have a Interstellar 2: Drumming with love.

    #SlowDownChristopher

  • dollar store cashier wife

    ah yes favorite. because I don’t call him the worst hack in arthouse field I guess that makes me a dick sucking fanboi. Tomy’s doing a bit but it falls perfectly in line with genuine comments on this board when people wanna appear smart and smug while delivering the most surface level commentary about a movie possible. I’ll leave you to your imdb level circlejerk then.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Aw, I didn’t realize “borderline retarded level of hyperbole” was what “the cool kids” call deep, thoughtful, intelligent provocation.

  • Soldier on! *salutes*

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Whether it’s an example of “keep your enemies closer” or not, or whether I’m just a poorly ill-informed ‘Merican, it has always been my understanding that Yanukovych derives all of his power from the conservative Russian government, ie: Putin.

    Is that false?

  • #Replicant #4YearLifeSpan. #Deckard #35YearsLater #Reboot #Yippie

  • tOmy`

    I DEMAND ANSWERS! AND ORIGAMI!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Which, just to point out, has been illegal, supposedly, since the end of WWII. My point was, Putin couldn’t assert ambitions on that particular corner of the Earth within his fingertips without the support, among almost half of the Ukraine, for Yanukovich. He’d have no legitimacy, whatsoever, as opposed to the legitimacy of a border.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I’m just gonna drop this here and let you all fight it out among yourselves.

    http://tinyurl.com/jksa6p9

  • Paulus Nuns

    That’s kind of true, the problem is international law doesn’t work. Once the tanks “take” a piece of land, you can’t appeal to law or whatever, not against the mayor military power in Europe. I mean, you can appeal to law, but you need some force to validate it. Not military force necessarily.

  • Palpatine

    Holy crap, it does look like him!

    #FightMe

  • Yes, in many ways. Mainly because Ukrainian corruption is a Ukrainian ordeal and this is part of the political elite in Ukraine. If you have money you get into politics or buy someone off. If Russia was to disappear the corruption would still be there.

    There are legitimate concerns though towards a negative form of Russian influence that would make defeating corruption harder. Much harder.

    Ukraine will be in Russias interest for all of our lifetime. It’s a key security issue. Russia has their Black sea base there hence the takeover of Crimea. Militarygrade parts are manufactured in Eastern Ukraine. Gaspipelines flow to Europe via Ukraine. And it’s right on Russias border. It’s not faraway Berlin it’s in our belly as the Ruskies put it.

    Yanukovych has even blackmailed Putin on the Crimea Black Sea base a few years back.

  • Ogrot

    I love that someone’s job was to create this sentence for a usage example:

    “they masturbated each other in the long grass below the tennis courts”

  • Like Icare

    Meowlo Ren?

  • Tapeworm

    Someone put that cat in the blue and white dress. Yes I said blue and white!!!

  • Like Icare

    I read that as “republicans – 4 year life span”.

    And now I’m thinking of Roy Batty chanting “4 MORE YEARS!!!”

  • Tapeworm

    I watch it as probably the best movie about destructive powers (self and otherwise) ofobsession, so the fact that everyone else is on the periphery makes sense to me.

  • Why is Trump not dead yet? Did he buy Tyrell Corp. and got fixed?

  • Dong!

    There I said it!
    #freedom

  • Tapeworm

    I’ll fight you.

    Prison rules though.

  • Tapeworm

    It’s a tight tight film, developing those characters beyond what is there would muddle it in my opinion.

  • Earth

    I thought all those game reviewers’ niche was just “annoying”.

  • RLMkeepitup

    ya I don’t always agree with him but its minor points like mouse vs. controller. even if i disagree its funny cause he’s kinda stubborn. Them dismissing games without tryingis a continued issue they have but hey what can ya do

  • RLMkeepitup

    ya, but they do get a bazillion views though. gotta keep the kiddos attention.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Wizard Phoenix

    What a CAT-astrophe.

  • RLMkeepitup

    just the opposite though.. Rich is famous but doesn’t think so.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Proceeds to scream in terror. https://i.imgur.com/RKwgq56.jpg

  • Tapeworm

    Apage!

  • Satanas!

  • https://youtu.be/yTEdf5VS3EA?t=43s

    This needs to be edited into a “Rich Evans Reacts” trailer.

  • Let the one with the best shank win.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Are we calling it Jrich or Rack?

  • Jich? Or just plain ‘nightmare’.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    OHMYGAAAAWD!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Says the guy who obviously knows a thing or two things about morphing-ology.

    You know what I’m sayin’?

  • Looks like someone went past the Evans Horizon.

  • Palpatine

    He looks like Major Toht from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

  • tOmy`

    The Martian (Also known as: Another chapter in the “How not to fuck up” manual, currently addressed to Nolan, Cameron and JJ)

    “No, I am not gonna turn the beat around. I refuse to.”
    – The Martian

    A movie as clever as its title and as fun as the premise leads you to believe, The Martian is an adorable movie about Ben Affleck’s worst nightmare: Leaving Matt Damon behind on a different planet. Movie also accurately portraits the science of how many fucks you should give about the actual science, when making a movie for the whole family.

    Regarding cast: So many colors and different genitals make it hard to jump aboard The Whiteguilt Shuttle, so allow me at least a bit of a sexism: Mackenzie Davis looks incredibly gorgeous in this movie.

    Regarding NASA: Yes, in space, everybody can hear your pop culture references, wise-ass jokes, rockstar behavior and the thunderclap of patting NASA on the back. But given the last year that NASA had, they can pat themselves on the back for decades to come, so I am more than okay with that.

    I give it 9.5 Awwwws out of 10 Fuck Yeahs.

  • Palpatine

    You reviewed a film that RLM didn’t. That’s awesome.

  • RLMkeepitup

    kinda like castaway in space without the wilson

  • Snake Squeezer

    Not my tempo, Gringo!

  • Snake Squeezer

    This is a joke, right?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    loved it that much huh. you really are a bastard child of 9gag.

    #fuck yeah science

    #that meme is still topical right?

  • tOmy`

    Yea, I did. I am cheap that way. I had that classic “8yo in a toystore” look on my face the whole time. But frankly, knowing in advance about what the movie actually is and how it plays out helps tremendously.

    Going in for a sci-fi movie, I’d be harsher.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    best comedy of 2015

    #golden globes

    #swept em

  • tOmy`

    It’s like Armageddon done right.

    It is missing Buscemi fucking a nuke, but hey, you can’t have everything.

  • Snake Squeezer

    SCIENCE IS SOOOO FUCKING COOL! YEAH I DO SCIENCE!! DON’T YOU KNOW I’M A SCIENTIST?! I’MA SCIENCE THE SHIT OUTTA THIS PLANET, BITCH!! HAPPY! HAPPINESS!! I’M SO HAPPPY! SUPER SUPER HAPPY HERE GUYS! SUPPOSEDLY I’M A SUPER SMART BOTANY MAN, BUT I HAVE THE EMOTIONAL MATURITY OF A FIVE YEAR OLD!! CAN’T YOU JUST TOTALLY SEE ME SERIOUSLY STUDYING TEXTBOOKS FOR HOURS ON END?!! YEAH!! TOTALLY FITS WITH MY PERSONALITY, RIGHT?!! BUT, ANYWAY, CAN’T YOU TELL HOW HAPPY I AM! WELL I AM! HAPPY! SO SO SUPER HAPPINESS! I ACT LIKE I TAKE A PAXIL AND A HIT OF METH EVERY TEN MINUTES!! BUT I DON’T, I JUST LOVE SCIENCE AND SHIT!!! DID I TELL YOU I’M HAPPY?!! YOLO!!!

    4/10

  • Palpatine

    But Armageddon was done right!

  • RLMkeepitup

    the movie does joke at one point botany is not a science, its like a hippie life style choice

  • tOmy`

    It’s fucking terrible when movies try to sell the cool aspect of science to teenagers, huh?

    I know it’s awful, but we can’t all be professional celebrities.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Excuse me man but you clearly don’t know any scientists. they are happy 24/7 and they love memes and they jerk off to pictures of Neil Degrasse Tyson. Get yourself educated dumbass and join NAS..uh I mean 9gag/reddit right now!

    #fork in the brain

    #cactus in the anus

    #I wish I had cancer

    #yolo

  • Tapeworm

    A big budget fun movie that’s about people figuring shit out? Get outta here.

  • Snake Squeezer

    I guess, if running around like an over excitable idiot is the cool aspect of science. Kinda makes scientists look like a bunch of jackasses if you ask me.

  • RLMkeepitup

    its like watching a reality show where all they’re given is duct tape and asked to solve complex problems

  • Tapeworm

    It’s that scene from Apollo 13 with the engineers looking what they got up there and how to use it, stretched out.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No shipping names here!

  • Tapeworm

    So your problem is light tone and the fact that it’s not a college class?

  • tOmy`

    Look, I know what you are aiming at. I get it. “Look, I am like Iron Man in space!” “Look, we name shit after Lord of the Rings! We are all kewl, just like you!”

    It is pandering.

    But it is pandering to people to give science a chance and break the “nerd” shackles of these scientific fields… I… I fail to see how that is actually a bad thing?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    They should have given Shane Caruth to direct The Martian. Matt Demon would have been a quiet,awkard,introverted,asshole and you would have watched him do science in such a dull manner it could have been mistaken for brooding/soul searching.

    #most exciting blockbuster of 2015

    #still the best comedy at golden globes

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I did that with The Revenant.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I thought that during the movie about 10 times. A lot of what happens in Martian pretty dang improbable but creative liberties n such. It’s a decent apology for prometheus if nothin else

  • Tapeworm

    Oh yeah, a movie where the religious character is “the scientist”. That’s one to yell at.

  • tOmy`

    There is a surprising number of scientist that are religious and religious figures that are scientists.

    But Prometheus fucked it up big time, that’s true.

  • Snake Squeezer

    The light tone really kills it. I get it’s supposed to me a triumph of the human spirit and fighting adversity bravely and all that, but it comes off so over the top for me that it just creams “fake!” I am never worried for a second about Matt Damon. Not one second. He looks like he’s doing his highschool science project in his backyard with not a care in the world. I also don’t think any of us, no matter how much self control we had or how positive of people we are would be as happy as this guy, being forced to live in a death trap where he has to eat mushrooms grown out of his own feces.

  • Tapeworm

    But that’s not what I mean by religious exactly. Those scientist still know what a scientific method is, Rapace just goes by faith, calls it science AND IS RIGHT!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    “I choose to believe in sequels”

    -The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo,final scene of poopmetheus.

  • Palpatine

    I’m sure they’ll do a HitB on it soon.

  • Snake Squeezer

    At least that would have been believable.

  • Tapeworm

    I read the book first, which is sorta as if Cracked pooped out a sci-fi book. It’s a definition of a light read, so I give it a lot of passes.

    About the scicence aspect, I’ll be happier if kids see this and maybe find space and engineering fascinating, rather than big robots. It’s not a victory, but definitely not a failure.

  • tOmy`

    That’s true. That has nothing to do with the pandering and marketing for NASA, tho. Nor does it have to do anything with science as such.

    I absolutely get people disliking the tone. Why not? It’s a fucking movie. People are entitled to their opinions.

    But I somehow hoped that in 21st century, we can at least share opinion about science. Apparently, that’s not the case.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Soon? You must be kidding yourself.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    the best you can hope is jay giving it a shout out on twitter or smth.

  • Snake Squeezer

    I never said anything like that. I love science and I do think it’s very cool and I do hope more people get into it. I am also not worried about that. If someone has an inquisitive thoughtful mind they will get into science at some point. I’d bet there are more science students now then ever before. But this piece of trash, all it’s going to do is make people think even the straight C grade earning class clown can become an astronaut. It’s going to disappoint a lot of people when they learn science is a hard, rigorous, and often boring occupation.

  • Tapeworm

    That’s stretching what the movie is going for, can achieve and managed to achieve, by like a lot.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Well, this is tOmy’s theory, not mine.

  • You know, science is doing pretty in comparison with humanities. Now, those guys are fucked.

  • tOmy`

    Sure.

    But transforming scientists into rockstars is a great PR. It’s actually the best PR imaginable.

    The nerd status quo is toxic and undeserved. And people laughing at celebrity status of smart people are… I am not even gonna go there.

  • The book is alright, I guess. Nothing to write home about (get it?).

  • tOmy`

    Or cheerleaders.

    But we like getting fucked.

  • tOmy`

    My theory is simple:

    If it’s the tone that you disliked, then it is all fine. I get it. It’s as obvious as a good movie can get. It’s no masterpiece.

    But I am merely defending the PR / marketing / NASA backpatting of the movie. I think it is a deserved break.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Can you imagine if your doctor acted like this jackass? “Yeah! We’re gonna totally scan your tissue for cancer now! Fuck Yeah! I’m gonna scan the shit outta that tissue!”

    Would you keep going to that guy? Do you think you would tell other people that he’s a good role model for people who want to be doctors when they grow up?

  • tOmy`

    “When we amputate a leg, I “walk” it over to the biohazard bin, pretending it’s my own leg, for maximum humor. Professional? No, but when you work a job like this (that is, one in which you routinely handle severed limbs), you get laughs where you can.”

    “Here’s one of my favorite things to do: To kill time while waiting for cement to dry during a bone operation, we roll some spare cement in our hands, wait for it to stiffen and get superheated (the chemical reaction makes it red-hot), then add some human fat into a small hole in the center. The fat will entertainingly explode like a mini-firecracker.”

  • I do to but I’m in humanities, so I that doesn’t make me attractive to cheerleaders.

  • Tapeworm

    My doctor is kinda worse and much worse looking, so sure.

    I understand the passion, but tOmy saying it’s smarter Armageddon is kinda right. It’s not smart, it’s cool and well made. Not having fun is allowed, but I didn’t bring that kinda baggage with me when watching it.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    House M.D. ?

  • Snake Squeezer

    Lol. Another favorite of mine.

  • The book is lighthearted too. Scott is being consistent with the source material for once (not necessarily a good thing).

  • Snake Squeezer

    I think House would be more like, “You’re all fucking stupid! Shut up and do my crazy idea or you’re dead! God, you’re all so fucking stupid! I’m gonna go over here and play some music now, stupid.”

  • dollar store cashier wife

    The Martian is Scott’s best work in ages though.

  • No doubt. I can imagine anything is better than Prometheus Exodus: Gods and Kings.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Don’t forget such masterpieces as The Counselor or Body of Lies. And who can remem…um I mean forget Robin Hood or American Gangster? Not me sir. Not me.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Now back to 9/11…

  • Strong_Bow

    I’ve seen so many HitB and BotW reruns lately. I feel dead inside…

  • Are you sure it’s just the inside?

  • RLMkeepitup

    Anyone find it interesting that John Carpenter plays video gamez? I even heard someone in the legal dept. behind Escape From New York wanted to sue Kojima for taking the protagonist from it for Metal Gear and Carpenter said no don’t do that. Get him on an episode of pre-rec you hacks ! you can double dip him

  • dollar store cashier wife

    the best PreRec can hope for is getting the developers behind this:

    https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=603119297

  • TheManHole

    Fuck the pain away.

  • RLMkeepitup

    can only imagine the indepth questions involved ! i.e. why is the black mans penis bigger

  • Strong_Bow

    Both. I’m dead, we’re all dead.

  • Strong_Bow

    Gross.

  • Palpatine

    He’s too old and grumpy to appear on Pre-Rec.

  • I fear that Jack and Rich may be more grumpy with respect to games.

  • tOmy`

    It has something to do with NBA.

    CHA-CHING

  • luvs2pwge

    Palpatine have you gotten together the money to invest in my importing business?

  • Palpatine

    Yes.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Derp! Deckard and Film Noir Cliche where new models. not Nexus 6’s. Who knows how long they live.

  • Strong_Bow

    Can’t wait until they make the video game version of ‘They Live’. Fortunately Keith David is still kicking, although Rowdy Roddy isn’t around to do the motion capture for the best fight scene ever…

  • Earth

    They already did. It’s called Duke Nukem/Half Life.

  • Earth

    I remember Bruce Campbell said the guys who wrote Duke Nukem owed the Army of Darkness writers money. He had a point.

    There’s a difference between referencing something you like in a fun way, and just blatantly stealing it for use in the exact same context.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Hail to the King Baby. Too bad the Duke games got so bad, no $ left to sue for.

  • Like Icare

    Because there is no such thing as nerd shackles in science – it’s the place where nerds run away to in order to break away from the shackles of “normal” society.

    Science doesn’t need “a chance”. How could it? It’s just a very short list of rules – and if you don’t adhere to them you and everyone else dies.
    It’s like a force of nature.
    Build your house out of straw and the wolves will eat you – build it from brick and mortar and show the wolves that everything burns.

    PEOPLE need a chance to learn and understand the science and how unforgiving it is to warm and cozy beliefs and feelings and little rules that people come up with in order to cope with the harsh truths of a universe that simply gives no fucks.

    There’s more science in that one scene where Gary Sinise demands a flashlight like the one that the crew of Apollo 13 would have on board than in the entire Martian.
    Because science is not about one unconventionally thinking man oomphing it against the odds to show everyone how he, the rebel, was right all along while everyone else was wrong.
    That’s a sports story, not a science story.

    Science is about people following rules and sticking to those rules and constantly being wrong, while assuming they might be wrong… and when they finally get it right, trying to prove themselves wrong.
    And when they fail to do that – that is their moment of triumph.

    Which is why movies like The Martian are bad – they present the science wrong and they promote it to the wrong people.
    Who then, at best, go around spouting nonsense… and at worst they create trends which affect actual scientific work.
    Much like all those CSI shows caused an increase of people asking for CSI courses – so universities created some.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1220252/The-degree-inspired-TV-How-forensic-science-new-media-studies.html

    And by “some”… it means they created a LOT. And by “created”… it means they slapped together some science-lite courses.
    A committee of MPs reported as long ago as 2005 there was ‘extensive evidence’ that large numbers of forensic science courses provide ‘poor preparation’ for a career in the industry, the report said.

    Meanwhile Dr Angela Gallop, founder of the Forensic Alliance, has warned that many univerisities are teaching ‘pseudo
    forensic science’ where ‘all the basic, pure science that you need to operate as a really good forensic scientist is missing’.

    Anna Fazackerley, author of the Policy Exchange report, warned that forensic science was now on a par with media studies, derided in some quarters as ‘mickey mouse’.

    Remember those rumors how Britney Spears wanted to study forensics after being inspired by CSI?
    Yes. That.

    That’s Matt Damon being a space pirate.

  • Earth

    It was painfully obvious how artistically bankrupt the writers were when they approached Yahtzee for writing advice after he made a joke video about Duke Nukem Forever prior to its release.

  • In The Court Of The Evans King

    Got a link for that?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I’m having a real hard time thinking there has ever been anything but “NASA backpatting.”

    However, this is a rare case where everyone here, is correct. THE MARTIAN is Ridley Scott’s best and most entertaining movie since, um, a long while. It is also shallow and silly in spite of itself.

    Neither a 9.5 nor a 4. It’s a solid 5.1.

  • Earth

    Heh, I swear it used to be on the Duke Nukem Forver Wiki page, but it’s not there anymore. Lemme check.

    Here. Sorry I couldn’t find a more concise link: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/video-games/columns/extra-punctuation/9002-Yahtzee-Could-Have-Written-Duke-Nukem-Forever

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Nope.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Thank you for the information.

    All I knew was that when Yanukovych fled, he was welcomed with open arms by Putin’s government. I always believed he was a puppet. That’s what I meant by “close,” not that they were necessarily buddies.

    It is in Putin’s interests to capitalize on Yanukovych as a destabilizing force. Would you agree to that?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    No, the real problem is the U.S. allowed international law to become a limp-wristed joke, because it only ever used its “Greatest Power in the World” status when it had economic interests it wanted to exploit.

  • Paulus Nuns

    Tomy, I just saw Winter on Fire. Fantastic footage I have to say, but yeah it’s very propagandistic. It makes you believe that the first Maidan protesters are the same that later barricaded and fought the police, I had the understanding that the latter were neo fascists, the right sektor.
    What I still don’t get is why everything started? Because Yanukovich refused to sign the EU trade agreement? I just don’t fucking get it, after the troikas, austerity plans and the greek debacle, a free trade agreement is like a death sentence. Didn’t they care about this?

  • tOmy`

    Oh, I get it now, The Revenant is like a Wolverine origin story! It all makes sense now.

  • tOmy`

    People don’t like Russia. It’s almost as simple as that. I think that even when you perceive EU as some sort of an evil corporation, it is still, in eyes of many, the lesser evil to chose.

    Also people tend to forget that closer you get to EU, the higher chances of joining EU, which ultimately means “free money”; to put it very simply.

  • Palpatine

    Yes, Leo will play Wolverine in X-Men MCU reboot.

  • Paulus Nuns

    That’s what I thought. More like a visceral thing, and of course you’re right about free money, my country joined the EU with that perspective in mind. And now we’re fucked haha.

  • Palpatine

    But Russia has vodka!

  • Paulus Nuns

    Their standar measure is the samovar.

  • tOmy`

    At the end, I sorta expected a meteorite to hit him and he is just gonna be like: “Braaaaghfluflugh! Woaaaaaar.” And then takes a nap and walks that shit off.

  • tOmy`

    Where are you from? Greece?

  • Paulus Nuns

    Spa…euro-mexico, at least in this webzone.

  • tOmy`

    By the way, I just looked into it. Seems like the only “nationalists” officially being in the fold of the revolution are basically 2 parties – one is center and the second is left-center. They are also both pro-european. So they are like the good kind of Nazis.

  • Paulus Nuns

    Center means right, don’t you think? I mean, the center doesn’t really exist. The right wing parties, at least where I come from, call themselves “center”, even “center-right”. A nationalist in the center sounds extremely weird.

  • Paulus Nuns

    How you doing up there in Czech-land?

  • tOmy`

    Yea, it really depends on country, I think. In our case, our nationalists are usually the classic degenerated fuckheads.

    I know that south has the same problem as well – especially Greece. But not sure how it works in other countries. One of the Ukrainian ones are apparently nice, democratic folks, who like EU.

    That shit wouldn’t fly in our nationalistic party.

  • Palpatine

    I suppose. Either way, I don’t care because I’m apolitical.

  • Paulus Nuns

    You murican right?

  • tOmy`

    Well, my city is doing great. We have one of the biggest technological parks in Europe, booming business, the whole city is getting a big facelift and massive improvement for Universities (which were already rather good).

    Plus this is one of the classic “student cities”, so with that much of ethnic diversity, xenophobes either got used to it, or they just shut their mouths.

  • Paulus Nuns

    Wow that’s pretty good, I’m assuming is middle-low size, student cities are always like that. Well I envy you , btw is funny howq you talk in terms of your city lol. Fuck everything!

  • Palpatine

    Yup. Surprised?

  • tOmy`

    Yea, Brno lucked out a lot. It’s safe, it’s beautiful and it’s cheap. Plus it is currently ran by a political party run by students / artists / journalists who went to the election as a joke, because their FB account got banned after they started making fun of previous government.

    I guess they sorta didn’t expect to get elected, but they did a good job.

  • Paulus Nuns

    For some reason I thought you were italian! Unless you’re italo-american of course.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    This is how politics works in Australia.
    The left wing is the ‘Labor’ party the right wing is the ‘Liberal’ party(IRONY!)
    Both of them are groups of rich white men trying to make it easy for rich white men stay rich and white and get reelected.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    tru dat

  • Paulus Nuns

    Same in most of europe, with different names only. Yeah, the liberals are closeted right-wingers.

  • Paulus Nuns

    Hehe gonna check that out.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Its the same everywhere only the nouns change. The communist party in China only wants to make it easy for rich Chinese to make more money, stay Chinese and have no elections ever.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Nothing makes sense anymore…

  • Snake Squeezer

    Pretty well done doc. Also, all the footage they show from the movie is unrgaded, which I thought was cool anyway.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJfTfsXFbLk

  • Snake Squeezer

    Hell yeah.

  • Snake Squeezer

    God that footage is sexy as fuck. I don’t see how the 65mm Arri doesn’t become the go-to for films now. Hollywood already has it’s head all the way up Arri’s ass to begin with.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That will anger Canadians, Taco, and Australians, Andrew.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Our nationalists are people of limited intelligence, and some times flat out Nazis.
    This movie was not even close to exaggerating.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXa-nAYdjrk

  • Palpatine

    Leo’s Canadian?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Wolverine is Canadian.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Only because its leo. wtf?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He’ll be replacing Australian treasure Huge Jackman.

  • Palpatine

    I didn’t know that.

  • Palpatine

    The Wolverine of Wall Street.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Cameo by Ryan Reynolds chopping a guy’s head off.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Also, me. Because, I like that some of the higher-grade young actors resist the superhero lure.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Because, Funny!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    All nationalists are generally conservative. That’s kinda what it means. All advances in any nation’s history are progressive. That is also what that means.

    The rest is just argumentative demagoguery.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Scully, eat a sandwich for chrissy sake!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Meh. We dont really trust him… he is too nice….

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That’s what he wants you to think.

  • RLMkeepitup

    we are a failed experiment , and very , very disappointing

  • RLMkeepitup

    or they’ll start to call her bones

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I suppose its to much to ask that RLM would do a Best of the Worst: Ozploitation movies for Australia day…. sigh….

  • Why not a Leni Riefenstahl Wheel of the Worst for Der Führer’s birthday?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I like it!

  • Helldivers reminds me of the arcade game “Total Carnage”.

  • I guess it’d be a little too political for RLM.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Dana Scullington.

  • Saints Row 4 reenacts that scene.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The X Files… Well it was definitely an episode of the X Files, not even close to my favorite episodes of the X Files but it was the X Files none the less.
    #botox means you cant move your jaw.

  • Moke

    Artistically she was THE best of what she was doing. “The blue Light”, “Triumpf of the Will” and “Olympia” are true masterpieces. And many since then tried to copy her style more or less succesfull. Gladiator, Star Wars. G.W. Bush on that aircraft carrier after the iraq war…

  • Like Icare

    Yes. Botox will do that.

  • Like Icare

    She was also the originator of the Blacks on Blondes Gangbang trend.
    http://usercontent2.hubimg.com/5721333_f496.jpg

  • Tapeworm

    Well that’s taking the word “artistically” in one direction. She was great at what she was doing, which was making Nazis look good.

    Yes, not only that, but still.

  • Tapeworm

    “Our nationalistic party”, well that depends if there are elections or not, then everyone goes full dickhead.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Vodka! The alcohol so horrible, they had to start making it in a variety of flavors, when they found out they couldn’t start their tractors with it.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Well its tuesday and Australia day. anyone caught drinking fosters will be shot.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pip3Xby_t4Y

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    You’re an idiot most tractors run on vodka. and the tears of farmers.

  • Commander X

    Once again, an actual story sounds far more interesting than the standard melodramatic Hollywood version, I say this having read some material on Hugh Glass some years ago:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Glass#Grizzly_bear_mauling

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Speaking of the Sundance Film Festival…There really is a farting boner corpse movie staring Harry Potter and the guy whose milkshake got drunk real good. Someone mentioned it here last week, but I thought they were giving the gas or referring sarcastically to DEADPOOL. Unfortunately (?), we’ll likely never have the chance to see it because everybody walked out during the screening. I don’t think it’s going to get any distribution deal. So, we miss seeing Paul Dano make out with Daniel Radcliffe’s rotting, engorged, farting, um, body or ride it on the ocean like a jetski. We just get to imagine those images.

    Thanks, Obama.

    #WhoSaidThereWereNoNewIdeas?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Gah! It’s out already? I apparently live behind the moon*.

    *in a secret Nazi moon fortress

  • Are you wearing your ceremonial cork hat?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    *cock.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Back to your Iron Sky you Deutschlander!

  • Aaah, take it away, you exhibitionist!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Stop bringing up the roswell incident!

  • The truth is out there, man! You can’t hide it!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Yeah but at least it was tastefully covered in lights.

  • It will be forever burned into my memory and the government doesn’t believe me. They call me crazy. Wanna put me in a mental health institute. But I know what I saw that one day…. It had only one eye and it kept looking at me.

  • Oooh, one of my S.S. Unteroffiziere happened to have a copy of the first episode. Will be watching it now!

  • Tapeworm

    Der Wankendorf Incident.

  • tOmy`

    Generally yea. But again: different countries, different shit.

    I think Slovakian Nationalistic party is actually monarchist?

  • tOmy`

    @DSCW LOL, you just got owned under Pre-Rec video. Congratulations on your life decisions. Now back to Pre-Rec:

    DID YOU KNOW THEY CHANGED THEIR FACEBOOK LOGO TO SOMETHING CRYPTIC?! (So did Taco btw.) DID YOU KNOW THEY CONFIRMED APRIL FESTIVALS?! IT IS IMMINENT.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Duke Nukem was also ripping off from They Live.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    owned? in what? if you’re refering to certain comments under your genius reviews like I said I’ll leave you girls to your circlejerk undisturbed.

  • tOmy`

    Your post got removed by mod, that’s what I thought.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    eh? this place got no mods.

  • tOmy`

    Your “to:Tomy” post is no longer here and when I was trying to comment on it, it said it go removed by mod.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    oh that. I wanted to post this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oay83kRUexw

  • tOmy`

    Goddammit, DSCW, I know! That is why I am replying to you via new thread. I heard it, but before I could…. fuck this.

    Anyway, yea, great song.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    it’s so good isn’t it.

  • tOmy`

    It’s true. All of it.

  • So, I just watched it. It kinda felt like a best of or something. Was fun, but nothing special.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • dollar store cashier wife

    Greatest song in a video game you ever heard? This is my pick:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVCnkso1Ipc

  • tOmy`

    Do you remember when their last album was supposed to be the biggest bomb ever? What happened, Coldplay, huh?

    Look how many people you needed just to make it at least flop: http://i.imgur.com/p4PEFNs.png

  • Ogrot

    Not only bankrupt but stuck in a time capsule circa 1989. Yahtzee was perfectly right about what the tone would need to be. Having Duke playing it straight while the world had a big love in for the Duke seemed jarringly egotistical and solipsistic. It was as if you were staring into someone’s self absorbed delusions. More creepy than funny, and more off-putting than fun.

  • Strong_Bow

    Is this real life?

  • tOmy`

    Although I do love UT99 d’n’b, manic breackbeats and metal:
    https://youtu.be/tDHxiDA1Y6s?t=1h20m4s
    (Woooooo, the original creator is returning for UT4, Wooooo!)

    I think one of my most favorite from past years was:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2XnR0cKfnY

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Anything Ezio sings in Assassin’s Creed: Revelations is my answer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjXrTZiczmg

  • tOmy`

    Talking about poets? Check.
    Talking about being crazy? Check.
    Talking about puzzle? Check.

    Yea, we get it, Iñárritu, you were cold. Here is your Oscar.

  • Tapeworm

    “I’d like to thank everyone in the production. But seriously, my dick was like inverted it was so freezing.”

  • That song is better than Mad Max Fury Road.

  • tOmy`

    “Do you fucks even know what is the difference between Mexico and Canada? About 15 fucking degrees!”

  • Tapeworm
  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    For old songs: Castlevania Bloody Tears: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjazC45Qkww

    Newer songs: Theme to Morrowind:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCqrmqatK-4

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Oh, and Buckle Your Pants is pretty great. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTIY1A4jVRw

  • tOmy`

    Morrowind has a spectacular soundtrack. The main theme still sends shivers down my spine.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    I just get so many feels when I hear it. Then I end up playing Morrowind again and again.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Pre-emptive COMBO BREAKER!!!

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Joel McHale’s Navy can’t act for shit, the fucking Cancer Man/Spender looks younger and healthier than the two leads, and I’m pretty sure the Russian broad was one of Duchovny’s sex slaves. Beyond that, not too bad. Not first few seasons good, but way better than most of the conspiracy episodes.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Pretty sure the smug is eating her body alive at this point. I saw her at a con a few years ago and she is so god damn boring, I thought she was dead then.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Liar!

    I don’t care if she’s just dull skin and bones. I’m still in love with her.

    (Call me, Gillian.)

  • tOmy`

    Speaking of Morrowind: I remember someone here commenting on the book fetish of TES series and “how many more Almsivi books can we write till people stop giving a fuck.”

    If I am not mistaken, it did started with Morrowind, however there was a good reason for that. There is a lot of book-related quests in Morrowind and not just the “fetch something” kind. If you remember, certain books were a backbone of the whole story – their interpretations and their misinterpretations. While I agree on the fact that a lot of it was about hammering the lore into poor player’s head, a lot of them helped you to come to some sort of a conclusion whether you are the chosen one or not (as the game never explicitly tells you).

    So I have to give that particular installment a pass. The focus on the written history was very important for the story.

  • TheManHole

    It’s funny this weekend I sat through an old episode Space was playing, presumably they where doing a marathon. Having not watched it during it’s original showing all I could think was why the hell are the bringing this back.

  • TheManHole

    You really can’t make games like that anymore. Bethesda has streamlined their RPG games to the point that they don’t even feel like RPG’s anymore. Each passing game strips more and more RPG elements and replaces them with shit we didn’t ask for.

  • tOmy`

    Well, when you think of it, Morrowind was really about history, racism, lies, politics, religion, indigenous people and all with a little Orwellian twist on it.

    Skyrim? Dragons.

    I know that’s really simplistic joke, but I think a lot of new gamers would hate the fact that Morrowind is like 70% politics and diplomacy.

  • TheManHole

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUWZ-xmNFNM

    Does double duty as my favorite song I don’t understand.

  • TheManHole

    The games market is sort of a shit show as it stands. Mobile game has fucked everything up to the point where it has leaked into triple A games. Maybe I am just dumb for thinking paying $80 for a game means I get all of the game. Now $80 gets you the starter game and you need to pay $40 for the season pass and another $20 for the DLC not covered in the season pass then give us $X for all the micro-transactions where the payments don’t ever need to stop.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Books were around in Elder Scrolls 1: Arena if I am recalling correctly. None of it there to hammer the lore. It is optional for players that want to immerse themselves further. The books also work to fill in gaps between what happens in each subsequent installment of the series and work as retcon when needed (Warp in the West from Daggerfall comes to mind).

    I love that reading some books in game advances your PC’s knowledge. Who doesn’t love “The Lusty Argonian Maid”? 😉

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Skyrim’s chief flaw (Like Warcraft’s Cataclysm) is that a dragon is the villain. I can’t fully empathize or understand its motives as a villain. It’s just a monster at the end of the game. The Aldermi villains and their political intrigues in Skyrim should have been more of the focus along with the civil war.

    Dragonborne at least added Miralaak and retconned Hermaes Mora as the bad guy at least.

    Morrowind and the power struggle between the Houses, the Empire, the return of House Dagoth, and the failures of 3 mortals who stole the power of gods was so damn good. Not to mention, the world was so unique and alien.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    I love anyone that enjoys Shadowrun and that game. Shadowrun:Dragonfall is one of the best games in decades and its soundtrack is amazing.

  • tOmy`

    Absolutely agree. And don’t forget that all the guilds played major part in the politics as well.

    And the tribes.

    And on the brightest side, the final “boss” being basically all about the dialogue rather than the fight was a great idea.

    “Come, Nerevar, friend or foe, come” will always be one of my favorite gaming lines.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Come through fire and ash…chills.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    I’d say that out of all RPGs with a Dragon as a villain, The Feurerschwinge in Shadowrun: Dragonfall was done the best, because spoilers… 😉

  • tOmy`

    But to not be all-praise fanboys, Tribunal expansion becomes a bit tedious and annoying on multiple replays.

    And while I do love Bloodmoon, there are certain things I would like to avoid. Then again, jumpscares were fun addition and “Hiricine will hunt again” is one of the TES pantheon of quotes.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    I hate that bitch Almalexia with a passion. You are correct about Tribunal, it’s constant wandering through her city gets annoying, but it is still really good.

    Bloodmoon is my favorite expansion they’ve done for an Elder Scrolls game. They made werewolves pretty scary. I still love the videos of Hircine after you are infected. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xoSNrisyYI

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I don’t know about best game in decades but it certainly puts other modern RPG’s to shame at least in terms of writting.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    I should be precise in my hyperbole. *One of the best CRPGS in decades. 😉

  • Tapeworm

    I played the OG one and also, cough cough, roleplayed with buncha nerds. Love the world still.

  • NicCagesHair

    Morrowind is my favorite game ever but I can’t imagine playing it pre-journal fix. Just walls and walls of text with the quest directions somewhere squeezed in. It must have been a nightmare.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I’m going to say money. One other thing I’d like to see back from the 90s are the cable remote controls that looked like Star Track phasers.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    They have been remaking SNES Shadowrun for the new engine. It’s pretty complete so far (also, free and dev approved) I would like to see the Sega and Sega CD ones updated.

    Pen and paper still the best. Don’t forget this classic Shadowrun RPG commercial/promo
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GPGQoR6f6w

  • Tapeworm

    Ha, that’s great:)

    “Wait, you mean I can pretend to meet hot girls?!”

  • NicCagesHair

    I’m surprised and disappointed that the man from Nantucket failed to make an appearance in that song.

  • Tapeworm

    Also there is something to the cyberworld visions of early 90s

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    It was roleplaying. I loved it and still do.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    I wish this was an entire early 90s b movie based on Shadowrun and not just a bizarre short film made by them. I love how the big guy keeps hoping along the wall and the big hair.

  • Tapeworm

    I found out about this project when digging around for information on unfinished films – someone tried to make fully CGI feature in the early 80s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_q38qWv1fo

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    That’s awesome, thanks for sharing it!

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Here’s a classic Lucasfilm joint: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVpulhO3jyc

  • NicCagesHair

    Dark Souls 2 has a pretty good dragon encounter as it’s not a main villain, is completely option, and will wreck your shit. It took me over 25 times to kill it.

  • Tapeworm

    Oh yeah, didn’t everyone kill each other when they put that function in?:)

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Not sure, apparently fans are trying to revive it with C64 emulation. That would be wild.

  • Tapeworm

    I think they mention that in one of those All Your History Are Belong To Us videos on the history of MMOs

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Yeah, despite my many frustrations with Lucas, his companies did so many wonderful and creative things.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    This was a pretty cool 90s idea too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdJA5C_Po4U

  • Tapeworm

    Well, not for nothing, but what the Prequels are is basically a big push for digital filmmaking. RED wouldn’t be this succesful if Lucas didn’t put the money into showing what can be done.

    Atrocious though they are for many oher reasons.

  • Tapeworm

    Loved me some Mechwarrior as a teen.

  • TheManHole

    Maybe this is part of a new marketing idea corporate executives came up with. Have the last season of a long running show be horrible to piss off and drive away our fans. Then bring the show back years later once everyone has forgotten how much they hated us. GENIUS! Who knows maybe that is what RLM is doing with Plinket reviews.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    I used to love the toys and models as a kid. I even dug them appearing in Robotech. I never knew these Battlecenters existed. I just learned about them during the Kickstarter for the new game.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    So where’s my “Parker Lewis Can’t Lose” reboot at?

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Andrew, in a suit? Whaaaaat?

  • Tapeworm

    I mean, Mechs are like his most favourite thing ever.

  • NicCagesHair

    You can roleplay as an unorganized slob but I like to think my character can at least get some damn sticky tabs to sort his journal if he’s going to be the Nerevarine.

  • NicCagesHair

    The streamlining is the main reason I am waiting till Fallout 4 is on sale for 20$ or less to buy it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Finally saw Blue Ruin. I loved it.
    9.5/10

  • dollar store cashier wife

    atta boy

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It was basically a Coen Bros movie. Logically I loved it.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    I will have you know, after I killed that home owner and took over his place, I carefully organized the shit out of my new bookshelf and stash.

  • NicCagesHair

    Obviously, that goes without saying.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Finally Watching Swamp Zombies. Loving the shower scene. 2/2 implants.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Is it me or does it look like Moulder doesn’t even give a shit anymore?
    Maybe that’s his character, I can’t remember. Right now he seems to be
    channeling later in life Brando, kind of mumbling his lines with no
    expression and trying to get through the scenes as fast as possible.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “Swamp Zombies is like an origin of bad. It’s starts off some what competent and then slowly turns into a Len Kabasinski film”

  • Palpatine

    What’s it about and would you recommend it?

  • RLMkeepitup

    i found something stuck in the mailbox http://i.imgur.com/YzgSLP5.jpg

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    My girlfriend remarked, “That’s Len? I thought he was some old perv, he is kinda cute.” Stay away Len.

  • Tapeworm

    You’re OK as long as you don’t have to fight him for her.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Fan film about Obi Wan making new blue lightsaber and ruining Vader and you. You won’t like it.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s a p.o.s. He clearly meant to give it 9,5/100

  • Tapeworm

    Normal guy does a revenge like in the movies. Sadness and hilarity ensues.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    I took tae kwon do in the 80s. I think I can hold him off for several seconds.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s about a drifter who’s parents are killed and then seeks revenge on the man who killed them when he’s released.

  • Tapeworm

    I am a pretty good slapper myself.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Len Kabasinski is the Henry Cavill of schlock b-movies. His handsomeness is infectious.

  • Palpatine

    Just like Rich with Kitten Commotion.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    less bragging,more uploading to TPB please

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Pretty sure the only way to defeat Len is to carry a portable DVD player with a disc full of shower scenes to distract him.

  • Snake Squeezer

    You’re fired!

  • Palpatine

    Ooh, a vigilante story. Sounds intresting.

  • Tapeworm

    You just need to move away from him a little. Wide shots are his weakness.

  • Snake Squeezer

    The twist is that he is a coward and can’t even really shoot a gun though.

  • TheManHole

    Now if only they would release the digital copy to use plebs without a blu ray player.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    HAHAHA!

  • Tapeworm

    It goes a bit like – OK in real life, this is dumb.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s not a vigilante story.

  • Tapeworm

    0.95/10000000000

  • Palpatine

    But it’s a revenge story, right?

  • It’s a story of REVENGE.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Yes. In a Coen Brothers way.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    revenge….revenge…

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • NicCagesHair

    “Space Cop is a sci-fi schlock comedy” At least they are honest with themselves.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You ain’t kitten.

  • Tapeworm

    To celebrate Australia Day, here’s a picture of Yoda:

    http://i.imgur.com/lDt3nJ8.jpg

  • I kinda wanna track you down and murder you for a blu-ray.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    And here’s a photo of the hottest Australian actress.
    http://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/Yvonne-Strahovski-1.jpg

  • Miranda’s butt face?

  • Tapeworm

    What, she’s blonde?!!!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “We’ll bang, okay?”

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Tapeworm

    It’s australian thing.

  • His name… Space Cop.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Why are so many Australian women hot?

  • Like Icare

    Was it all you imagined and far, far less?

  • Tapeworm

    The spiders go for the ugly people first

  • Palpatine

    Ask Andrew.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Or me. I date one. Even then she just said “We just are”

  • RLMkeepitup

    well you did say hot, not brilliant. heyyoo

  • Tapeworm

    “..so shut up about the other ones” is between the lines

  • Again with those deep philosophical questions?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It is though. It’s a secret no one knows.

  • RLMkeepitup

    watching now, 2 minutes in and so far its more competent than I expected, haha

  • Did you see his ID?

  • Tapeworm

    Immense Dick?

    Like Rich, in his acting abilities.

  • Tapeworm

    So only occasional black frames?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    IT ARRIVED!! Space Cop is mine!

  • RLMkeepitup

    that would be hilarious after their discussion of Lens films

  • RLMkeepitup

    you are mistaken, I am the chosen one! !

  • Congratulations… asshole.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Are meant to bring balance to The Force?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That hipster from the Pain and Gain Half in The Bag is in this. I can easily recognize circus clowns.

  • Palpatine

    Let us know how it is when you’re finished with it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So far it’s Low Blow in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccceeeeeeeee

  • Paulus Nuns

    Will I ever find a proper review of Space Cop? Nothing on this site, and the imdb reviews are a joke, the only positive thing about them was that I discovered this movie, The Dirties. Don’t be afraid you fuckers.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Space Cop has a Samurai Cop reference
    100/10

  • Red Skeleton

    So what’s the skinny on Space Cop? Has there been any new supply since the first batch? Is it up on Bandcrap?

  • Paulus Nuns

    Keep writing!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Jessi’s voice is in it.

  • Red Skeleton

    Yes but does it have a Room reference?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No but Jay is doing a shitty Solid Snake voice.

  • NicCagesHair

    The suspense of Space Cop is tearing me apart.

  • Red Skeleton

    That’s nothing like The Room. That’s not even on the same level of reference as The Room.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “Ow my pancreatic cancer!”

  • RLMkeepitup

    would be nice if someone at RLM answered. On the last stream Jack just said he didn’t know.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Beatrice is so hot.

  • Red Skeleton

    Every since Mike teased us with “O hai, Space Cop!” I’ve been secretly hoping that the plot of Space Cop was going to involve investigating the suicide of Johnny, or something else set in the same Universe as The Room. That may sound like a stupid idea to you but…. well… Space Cop.

  • Red Skeleton

    I’ll take that as a “no”.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So far in Space Cop I can’t tell what the hell Mike is doing with anything with Officer Cooper. He’s talking like a weird hybrid of Jimmy Stewart and Peter Falk with a hint of Bill the Butcher.

  • Domo

    We’re watching it tonight, and will give a review tomorrow. Can’t decide yet if it deserves a drunk review or a sober one.

  • Just make sure you seed the blu-ray, mmkay?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It deserves a comatose review.

    #100% postive score on RT

  • Obligatory up vote for piracy joke. Hehe, who would ever do such a thing in real life? Hehehe. Eh. The internet is for Wikipedia and Google.

  • fred

    like a plant?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    he’s phoning it in.

  • Yes, all it needs is a torrent of water.

  • Paulus Nuns

    I’ll definitely read it, tnx Domo.

  • Tapeworm

    Drunk watching for sure.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Clearly a bootleg. The hot dog has both condiments.

  • Earth

    Hey wait just a minute. Len’s a way better actor.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Like with my dick?

  • Red Skeleton

    So, what do you think they did with the $250 dollars they made in Space Cop Blu-ray sales?

    Edit: Yes, that’s right, I said 250 dollars dollars. Get over it.

  • Jason Ross

    Blow and/or a hooker. For 30mins.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Happy Australia day. as we say here “Get a dog up ya.”

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    They finally got mike that new liver he needed.

  • Red Skeleton

    Why would mike spend 250 on a hooker when he could buy, uh, 25 blowjobs from Jay?

  • Like Icare

    Followed by a gunshot.

  • Red Skeleton

    My grandmother had a dog once. Despite being fixed. it would sometimes get erections. And then my grandmother would shout at him “Put your peter back in your pants!” like it was his fault. And then I’d kill myself.

  • Like Icare

    Wasn’t that Patton Oswalt’s job?

  • Like Icare

    With some fava beans and a nice chianti?

  • Like Icare

    Jokes just write themselves… so I’ll just leave it here for someone else to type them out.

    http://deadline.com/2016/01/woody-allen-miley-cyrus-elaine-may-amazon-series-1201690130/

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    A communications disruption… this can only mean one thing. Invasion!!!… or Disqust sux.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    He had an old friend for dinner.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I think its more their attitude than some physical difference. Aussies are generally nice fun loving people, that is an attractive quality.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    oh god kill me! or better yet kill Woody Alien. and Trump.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    he was there to give a faint air of legitimacy to the project and to pander to NERRDDSS

  • Palpatine

    I want that treaty signed!

  • Palpatine

    These women are paaaaaawns!

  • Like Icare

    They were just a couple of guys from New York, who came to Ishtar…

  • dollar store cashier wife

    “this is a work of art. miley showcases an insight into the human condition like no one else.”

    -Tomy,2016

  • Palpatine

    Next they will be hailed as the true messengers of God!

  • NicCagesHair

    “Let’s never talk of this cancer again.”
    “Oh waht a stoooory claudette”

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Andrew Thompson voted sexiest man alive.

  • RLMkeepitup

    hookers? hookers ! veeeee wooooorrrlld

  • Like Icare

    Hello? Wall Street? I’d like to purchase some call and put options on the Dirhams… Yes, I’ll hold.

  • Like Icare

    Well… he was at one time removed from this webzone on account of being too sexy.

  • Paulus Nuns
  • Like Icare

    Oh… I thought it was on account of restraining orders keeping George Lucas off the set.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUWdjVcenKU

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Disqus, do you know what’s actually in hotdogs?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    BOTH!

  • Palpatine

    How was Space Cop?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Dont say that Huge Jackman will have me kneecapped.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I loved it. It was everything I hoped it would be. It’s a great soft reboot of the original Space Cop trailer.

  • Like Icare

    Buy?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Where is she from? cause there is only like 50 australians I might know her. or I can give you jokes about her home town.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    It is a blow job that will stick in your memory for life. soooo?…. I’ll allow Pa to allow it.

  • Strong_Bow

    I always loved this scene but never realized it was a Kilngon reference until now!

    http://youtu.be/VuD1tY4MD18

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    is there annoying spoilers people can use to ruin it for the rest of us plebs who thought they could order it in the morning, and went to sleep and woke up in a world without any way to buy spacekop!?

  • Red Skeleton

    Enough to be just a little bit turned on by that, anyway.

    Wait, what was the question??

  • Like Icare

    I am still amazed with their marketing incompetence.

  • Like Icare

    Say fuck you it’s January to this thread. There’s new HINTB.

  • Red Skeleton

    Since this is a pre-rec thread, nobody can bitch at me for talking about vidya games!

    I’ve been playing that Goat Stimulator game on Xbox One. I love it, though it gets old pretty quickly. Always enjoy a good piss take on other game genres, though.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I know right. get that mustard outta here

  • tOmy`

    Well, I did 5 “funny” reviews and each time I got insulted and humiliated so…

    The Revenant – It ain’t as good as you thought, huh?

  • RLMkeepitup

    don’t think there’s anything plot wise that would spoil the watch. the movie jokes around too much

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    You were humiliated? Sexy Humiliation?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Sydney.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Not really. There are amazing quotes that can be ruined.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Its a big place. North Shore are snobs, south side is middle class and westies? dont ask about the westies? bunch of bogans the lot of them.

  • Jason Ross

    A hooker.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Ask her if she is bondi or bankstown.

  • Jason Ross

    so jealous…

  • Palpatine

    I didn’t insult you! I approved of your reviews because they compensated for the lack of RLM content.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    It’s better. Dumb-ass.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Um, no point in my allowing anything as you seem to have got this.

    #EverybodyExperimentsInCollege

  • Moke

    The movies are propaganda of course. But you have als to consider as she did work on these movies that there were no jews and communists massmurdered and no WW2 happendend. It was a different time and the Nazis seemed to be what Germany and Europe needed to stabilize.

  • Tapeworm

    Well, Nuremberg Laws were 1935…
    I get that she was a great craftswoman, but I have zero respect for her as a person.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    While I’m sure it is just lazy design/budget constraints Jack, maybe they fight in similar environments because those are the only ones your human characters can survive in? Or maybe these lush worlds have the resources or human meat the alien factions crave?

    Also, how many good players have sustained back injuries while carrying the dead weight that is Rich Evans?

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  • Foreman 371

    standart. go with the stupid masses and be another nobody or tell the truth nobody wants to hear. Games of Nobodies.

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