Pre-Rec: Batman Arkham Knight

July 17, 20152,699 Comments

Jack and Rich talk about Batman: Arkham Knight for 45 goddanmed minutes.
Super SPOILER ALERT at 26:18 Skip to 43:19 to be Spoiler Free.


Filed in: Previously Recorded

  • Toffoli_73

    First! Now where are my free Zeppelin tickets?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    45 MINUTES?! This longer than most Half in The Bags! We can’t take this too much Pre Rec!

  • ElectricPrism
  • Camden Clark

    MY CROCODILE BRAIN

  • Smooog

    Oopa oopa oopa

  • RLMkeepitup

    I really never thought I’d see refunds for digital games be a thing. But I’m from the age of cd keys.

  • RLMkeepitup

    well it’s the final in a game trilogy they played a lot of and Rich is on a roll here!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s a finally but not a trilogy

  • Djorge

    It’s a trilogy if you ignore the existence of Origins, like Rocksteady

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The one with the more superior Deathstroke fight.

  • Harry Palm

    I’m from the age of cartridges. The age when game makers finished their games and tested them for bugs before they sold them. Those were the days.

  • RLMkeepitup

    there’s a point in the game where batman punches a boss in fast motion like 100 times. I’m hoping this happens in the next movie.

  • RLMkeepitup

    now many games on steam are released literally unfinished. Makes for some funny review videos though.

  • Djorge

    I was so pissed when I shot the tank for the final time and I was saying to myself “This is it, time for something epic!” and Deathstroke just fucking flops out and Batman instantly takes him down without me pressing a button.

  • Steven Gibbs

    does batman have SPIKES on his gauntlets?

  • Paul S.

    Huh, the “fear takedown” sounds like the “mark and execute” in Splinter Cell: Conviction. It looked cool at first but it soon became clear it existed only to dumb down a game from a legendary stealth series.

  • Toffoli_73

    In other news, Will Smith has been reduced to side roles in super villain team up movies. Jeff Goldblum is the full on star of ID4#2.

  • Domo

    This is probably one of the nicer Pre-Rec reviews you guys have done. Thorough explanation of story, game mechanics, how the game has improved or worsened from previous installments, and lots of instances of Rich Evans flipping off the camera.

    I don’t know much about the game franchise, but I kinda want to check it out. Your review is critical without being over-the-top nit-picky, and in-depth without hitting me over the head with an anvil.

    Thanks for a great review!

  • Harry Palm

    I knew nothing of the story of this game, I’ve never played it at all, and when I heard that there was a mystery of who the Arkham Knight was, my immediate thought was “Jason Todd”.

  • Sully

    That’s because Jeff Goldblum IS a mutha’fuckin’ star!

  • Sully

    I’m from the days of floppy discs when controlling a pixel on a screen WAS the game, and, hey… it beat the fuck outta stick ball.

  • John Dough

    goddanmed?! (Description beneath video)

  • Sully

    I believe that’s using a Kentucky dialect.

  • Sully
  • Andrew Thompson.

    I dont even play games anymore Steam ruined everything. i dont want to pay $50 then spend hours installing and then days downloading only for the games to rarely work. then days trying to patch them and then days curled up in a ball crying.
    FUCK YOU STEAM!

  • Paul S.

    lmao who actually does that? I think I’ve bought maybe 2 games at full price in my whole steam library. The whole point of steam’s superiority is buying everything at ridiculous discounts.

  • DREW BURGE

    It’s hilarious that happens to you. Me? I get games on sale for up to 805 off and downloads that work in an hour.

    But hey, keep fuckin’ that chicken, man.

  • DREW BURGE

    It’s hilarious that happens to you. Me? I get games at up to 80% off that download quickly and then work.

  • FiachSidhe

    Get better internet. and wait for sales. All of my steam games play perfectly well. I have over 150 games and I think I paid the equivalent of maybe half of what they normally would have cost.

    Also on Steam downloading IS installing. Steam refunds are also the sole reason WB recalled the game to fix it.

  • FiachSidhe

    And the game itself is so heavy handed with “clues” that it’s almost insulting when the world’s greatest detective was the last to find out only by AK taking off his mask and literally showing him his face.

  • FiachSidhe

    Really? Because I’m from the Atari generation and I remember playing E.T. when it came out.

    The only difference is, it’s easier to get away with now.

  • Abel Micros

    Also, LJN.

  • Abel Micros

    Honestly, that was my first thought, as well. But I didn’t think they’d go for the absolute obvious, so I disregarded it. I guess I gave them too much credit.

  • FiachSidhe

    The best let’s play for a bad game I’ve ever seen:

    (Hell I hate let’s plays and I’ve watched this video many times.)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pot6fZqbrjE&index=15&list=FLCQfs8UVPyS_BJ8xCizsW9w

  • Abel Micros

    Yeah, for nearly the entire history of the character.

  • David Philip

    Holy shit! A forty-five minute review!

  • Abel Micros

    45 minutes of a damn good analysis.

  • Sully

    I don’t pay for things I don’t physically own, so while I’m not in your exact boat, Andrew, I’m waving at you from the docks (no “docks rhymes with cocks” jokes, Omitted! NO!)
    I’m all for a digital medium when it’s a free bonus add-on to something I’ve physically purchased, as it is with film and music; leaving me with something I am now free to trade, loan out to friends, and/or later sell as a collector’s item in the future. But yeah… Computer memory is a finite thing, and I own a shit ton of games, music, and movies (thousands), and I don’t want to rely on “the cloud” to be able to access my shit.

  • Otto T

    What’s the music at the end of these videos ? 😮

  • The title is there at the end credits.

  • Unless it bugs out.

  • Abel Micros

    That was a very solid review. A thoroughly enjoyable watch. It did not feel like 45 minutes to me.
    I was discussing this game with someone I know just yesterday, and I nearly mirrored what Rich expressed here. It’s good to know I’m not alone in my thinking.
    Although, I think I had way more issues with the story than it seems Rich did. Still love the game, though. Keep up the good work, guys.

  • FiachSidhe

    The only thing I disagree with is that I LOVE the stealth sections in the previous games. Nothing was more satisfying that picking them off one by one and watching them gradually go bananas.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    the only internet here is wireless or satellite. both are to unreliable to stream games.

  • RedLetterRich

    I loved the stealth sections in the old games too, the problem is that it’s completely different and dumbed down in this game.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    totally agree. i buy the discs so i have the the fucking discs.
    these days games are leased. and when Steam removes the support for the games they will become unplayable.

  • Sully

    I’ve only ever played the first game (Arkham Asylum). I enjoyed it for what it was. For the money though, which is the best in the series? Do I need to play them all, or can I just dive right into the best?
    I’ll take your answers off the air.

  • sepiajack

    How spoilery is this review? I am a big fan of the arkham games but also a big fan of pre rec, and I won’t be able to get a PS4 or play this game for another couple of months. should I just archive this review and watch it later?

  • Sully

    It gives away the identity of the Arkham Knight and a few other key plot points.

  • FiachSidhe

    Also about gliding vs driving. Gliding is also faster. There is one Riddler trophy where you have to race across town after hacking a panel to reach the trophy before the incredibly short timer runs out. You can only do it, by exiting the batmobile and grapnel boosting to it. Even as transportation it’s terrible.

  • sepiajack

    okay, I’ll probably just wait then. hard as it is not to watch new RLM content when it’s available.

    I’ve been 98% sure I know the arkham knight is for quite some time now, but that’s just based on my theory and who it sounds like the voice actors is (though making great efforts to disguise their voice). But all the same I might be wrong and there’s fun in the surprises.

    Sadly I have so little time for gaming any more that if I get in 50 hours of game play a year that’s a lot. I’m still working my way through Arkham Origins because I only get time to play it once every few months

  • FiachSidhe

    Yeah I agree. The only challenge is late in the game enemies carry batman detectors, which just fucks stealth completely.But that’s just cheap. It’s not fun at all.

  • Abel Micros

    I liked Asylum and City a lot. They had damn good stories, written by the man, Paul Dini. Knight wasn’t without its strong points, though. It’s still absolutely worth playing. But, for my money, I’d say Arkham City was the best.

    Ignore Origins, altogether. It was made by a different studio, and it largely sucked. The controls were terrible and it was choked with bugs. And the story was clearly majorly influenced by the Nolan movies, as opposed to the earlier games, which were seemingly primarily influenced by the comics and Batman the animated series. It was a obvious cash-grab.
    You can dive right in to any of the games, by the way. Codex entries and the narrative tends to fill in the blanks.

  • Sully

    The spoiler times are listed in the description and they drop an announcement in during the review if you want to watch the review and skip the spoils.

  • sepiajack

    Maybe I’ll do that then

  • Sully

    Any chance the whole series will get a next-gen upgrade? If that’s the case I’ll wait for that.

  • ElectricPrism

    a damn good analsys!

  • ElectricPrism

    a damn good analsys!

  • FiachSidhe

    Damn that sucks dude, I’m sorry to hear that.

  • FiachSidhe

    Damn that sucks dude, I’m sorry to hear that.

  • Abel Micros

    I highly doubt it.

  • Abel Micros

    I highly doubt it.

  • Sully

    This is actually a good Pre-Rec. They took their time and did a well thought out anal-cyst of the game. Who know… Rich & Jack may become the hack frauds of the gaming world.

  • Sully

    This is actually a good Pre-Rec. They took their time and did a well thought out anal-cyst of the game. Who know… Rich & Jack may become the hack frauds of the gaming world.

  • Sully
  • Sully
  • Otto T

    Well, doesn’t tell me the piece though :c

  • Otto T

    Well, doesn’t tell me the piece though :c

  • Abel Micros

    Wow, well then, count me as completely wrong, and somewhat looking forward to that. Thanks for the info.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Is Meat and Potatoes Rich’s TNG?

  • Sully

    Or is TNG Rich’s Meat & Potatoes?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    But every Batman fan knew who the Arkham Knight was before it came out. Not a spoiler to me.

  • Sully

    I guessed it as well, but still… for some it might be a spoiler. Probably not though. And those who haven’t guessed it yet will def guess it at about the same time Jack did during gameplay.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Jaden Smith lives in us all

  • Sully

    YOU TAKE THAT BACK, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    This game’s story lacks Paul Dini. Dini’s writing was pitch perfect in the first two.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Is A Motherfucker Forced To Be One or Chosen?

  • Sully

    both?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Most Trees Are Blue

  • Sully

    Get off Jaden’s Twitter wall, man. I ain’t playing!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s a Frank Miller reference.

  • RLMkeepitup

    yes this game was broken. Code unstable! I saw it on Jimquisition, he plays the newer games like that.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Or punches a boulder like Chris Redfield.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    A goddamn analysis about this goddamn Batman game that is too goddamn long. This goddamn meme that goddamn Frank Miller wrote in his goddamn series should goddamn die. Goddamn Frank Miller should continue to write more goddamn Ninja Rap songs for goddamn Vanilla Ice.

  • instant relief

    Who needs 45 minutes to discuss one game? *sigh* They said everything within the first couple of minutes and then just kept repeating themselves.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I was highly disappointed that I couldn’t order coffee in this game.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0reMYQSXB0g

  • RLMkeepitup

    the unedited version was longer than the hobbit

  • instant relief

    I bet. Just keep it nice and simple and trim all the fat. Length does not equal quality.

  • Palpatine

    45 minutes?! Can someone give me the tl;dw version?

  • instant relief

    They just kept on repeating themselves. The end.

  • bleurgh

    The last console I owned was a PS2. I keep meaning to get back into gaming and these Batman games have been the biggest temptation for me to do so as I am a fan of the character but I fear that I am woefully out of my depth with the world of gaming now and by all accounts, this game is terrible, so I’m not sure if it’s the place to start again.

  • Palpatine

    It’s like poetry, it rhymes.

  • Sully

    A little song, a little dance, Batman’s head on a lance.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Both

  • instant relief

    I think I just threw up a little haiku in my mouth.

  • Palpatine

    When is Space Cop trailer #2 coming out?

  • Palpatine

    I guess you’re one of the people of this site who doesn’t think Rich Evans is Christ reincarnate.

  • instant relief

    I just wish they would have kept this episode nice and simple. 15 minutes tops. Brevity is the soul of… shi… tshi… wit!

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    I’d recommend it…. Just not on Pc because AAA ports to Pc universally suck, because apparently only PS and Xbox are the only platform worthy of games to developers.

  • JoseJoestar

    I would recommend starting with Arkham Asylum and Arkham City. City is where the game peaked.

  • JoseJoestar

    You can just stop at city since the game itself is self contained from itself and the first one.

  • Palpatine
  • RLMkeepitup

    it does look cool, the bat tank stuff is just overkill.

  • fred

    Spoiler alert halfway through. They reccomend it for the strong “story through gameplay”.

  • Booger

    Maybe your best review yet. And not just because it felt like you read my mind.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I only briefly played the first one but it’s rare to see a 3 game series have fun mechanics and a story that doesn’t go bat shit crazy. At the same time I can’t think of any series I played more than 3 games to finish before moving on.

  • Alex Lee

    JoseJoestar is right. Arkham City is the quintessential Batman experience.

  • Alex Lee

    Extra Credits actually explain why lip syncing in games is bad at the 7:40 mark.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY84zfbd4rU&t=7m40

  • Alex Lee

    Yeah, in real life, they’d be a lot of shanked thugs because of those spikes.

  • Gallen_Dugall

    I watched a Let’s Play for free.

  • Thanatos2k
  • Thanatos2k

    Use offline mode then.

  • Thanatos2k

    “I don’t pay for things I don’t physically own”

    So you don’t pay for internet access?

  • Thanatos2k

    K, I’m off to rewatch the Space Cop trailer a few dozen times.

  • Hey those are the 80s text effects Jack wanted to copy from one of the Best of the Worst videos. Nicely done!

    They look super clean, high def and retro, beautiful rhythm to the animation too.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I may hate myself but not enough to sit through 45 minutes of PreRec.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Off line still need periodical updates and some games wont play at all without net.

  • I do. Synopsis: Shit PC port and Steam refunds, great combat, no option to run around in Gotham as Batgirl, too easy sneaking sections due to dumbed down mechanics from the previous games, too much Batmobile. Bad story, good story telling. The DLC is bullshit, short and half baked, possible inclusion of the challenge mode in the season pass. There is no surprise about Arkham Knight’s identity. Nonetheless, they liked it.
    I think they did their homework this time.

  • instant relief

    If they did their homework that episode would have been 20 minutes shorter.

  • El_Runko

    $40 for DLC? Don’t think I’ve ever even paid that much for a full game.

  • Whaaaat? You order coffee at the very beginning.

  • Needs more Stoklasa editing?

  • instant relief

    Brevity is the soul of wit. Just keep it nice and simple, asshole.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • WrongWithYourFace

    “Batman can’t get wet in the game” -Rich Evans, 2015

  • Bubs

    I made it 58 seconds into this before – much like an abused house wife – I said, “I just can’t do this anymore…”

    That being said, here’s a link to a better version of the same review. And it’s 15 minutes shorter (20 minutes shorter if you skip the non-review components).

    http://angryjoeshow.com/2015/07/batman-arkham-knight-angry-review/

    Please stop making these. It’s getting embarrassing.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That’s right but I meant as Batman.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    That’s Sir Shakesman, isn’t it?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Five Dollar Juan? Perfectly Calm Jose?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No William Shatner. You stupid kids have to get your fucking history right.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I skipped over the super spoilery bit mentioned in the description. But there was also a couple of character spoilers (as in villains who are in the game that you didn’t know of from the trailers) outside of that, which I could’ve done without out. Jumped over those too as soon as they came up. So, if you wanna be completely in the dark, I’d recommend saving this for later.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Isn’t that still a rumor?

  • Bubs

    Moderately Agitated Joseph.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Slightly Annoyed Eli

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Tuesday.

  • instant relief

    That’s right, my main man Big Will Shake-a-roni, right there, bitches! Represent! HOLLAH!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    yes and no, or if you prefer BOTH.
    i like Pre-Rec but i feel its out of place on RLM.com.

  • instant relief

    Angry Joe is pretty embarrassing, too, actually.*

    *IMHO

  • Andrew Thompson.

    “Dont tell me how to say ‘Sabotage’. it, Sickens me.”

  • instant relief
  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Andrew Thompson.

    Ok.
    For Bill Shatner.
    https://youtu.be/nlOTRxt-dIw
    for Beastie Boys.
    https://youtu.be/z5rRZdiu1UE

  • dollar store cashier wife

    true dat

  • Sully

    Linking outside sites? TRAITOR!!! BURN HIIM!!! BURRRRNNNN HIMMMM!!!

  • Sully
  • Sully

    That’s a utility, like water, electricity, or hookers.

  • Sully

    I always knew Bats was a prude.

  • Sully
  • Sully

    While PC gaming is making a comeback, Console Gamers still hold the largest chunk of the pie, so naturally game studios are going to cater to the masses first.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    where was this enthusiasm 6 months ago!? its too late now!
    after my trip to room 101 i love Big Bubs…. And rats, and microphone listening devices so big they need to be hidden in sun flowers.

  • Koszper Gábor

    In both Asylum and City you don’t get to the Joker, he just invites you to a boss fight at the end of the game. I don’t like especially in Asylum that you literally can’t save ANYONE. There is one guy whose death animation you don’t see if you’re smart, but you literally can’t achieve anything in Asylum using your wits and strength. In City you at least can save hostages in the side missions, but you still don’t get to the Joker by yourself.

  • Sully

    Six months ago? Nobody on Earth can remember that far back.

  • Booger

    Angry Joe is an idiot watched by idiots. Next you’ll link Nostalgia Critic.

  • Sully

    Ewww… Man, this is a family place!!!

  • Earth

    I don’t know how, but I managed to watch the whole bloody 45 minutes of it.

    Decent review. I know you warned about spoilers ahead of time but I felt you could’ve reviewed the plot without giving away as much info as you did.

    It seems to be one of those frustrating games where there’s plenty to like about it, but it’s fucked over by stupid modern gimmicks (that stupid car) and dumbed down so that any consumer idiot can enjoy it. Whoever had the idea to have tank battles in a Batman game should be thrown into a vat of acid. I can understand wanting to have the Batmobile in the game, but honestly, considering how you almost always hit things while driving in games, unless you come up with a super ingenious mechanic to dodge everything on the road like Batman would do, you might as well just not bother and just let the players glide everywhere.

    I don’t understand why they made this as the “last game” when there’s still so much you can do with Batman and everything set up in this game series. What I was really hoping for was a game where you just have Batman The Animated Series style adventures (kind of like Jack flying around just looking for crimes) but just have tons of that for the whole game.

    Oh and of course, fuck DLCs and fuck whoever had the first DLC.

  • Booger

    Spoiler alert please! Maybe you don’t have brain damage but some of us hadn’t figured it out yet.

  • omitted

    You’re on Earth? I thought physically violating other commenters was my prerogative!

  • Sully

    Yeah, their mother should’ve had a DNC. Amiright? Am I ri– heh… hmmm… I uh… I went too far didn’t I?

  • Sully

    An alternate Earth. This is still your realm… for now.

  • omitted

    Kinky!

  • Earth

    A little.

  • Bubs

    Pabst Blue Ribbon is the best beer ever. Boyhood is a landmark movie. Fallout 3 is a great game. George Lucas is a visionary director. Golden Girls isn’t funny. Christopher Nolan is a better director than Ridley Scott. Ice Cream tastes better when it’s slightly melted. Golden Girls is the best comedy ever. Ketchup doesn’t belong on hotdogs…

    Oops! I started responding to your unqualified opinion that no one gives a shit about with more unqualified opinions that no one gives a shit about, but I guess I got carried away…

  • DarkFluffy

    It would be good to know a handfull people who are still into gaming and a fair gaming magazine who is not on the payrole of a big company (stay away from IGN!!!) for orientation. Watching a “lets play” on youtube can also help in decission making just stop soon enough to avoid spoilers.

    The rest depends on your personal taste. Some people say the good old gaming times are over but there are much more good games out there than ever, worth the full prize. They are just hard to find between these thousands of other mediocre games. And be carefull about “early access”, “betas” or “free to play” games. Chances are high you will be dissapointed with these titles because of low quality or program errors (bugs).

  • DarkFluffy

    I don’t mind that they do this. It’s good to have multiple opinions as possible and chances are high they are not payed by a company to review in their favor. But angry joe is also worth watching and much more experienced in gaming review and what is important for gamers.

  • Otto T

    Why thank you~

  • Bubs

    Your evidence opinion is incredibly compelling.

  • instant relief

    I think he’s just as obnoxious as any of the other freaks from channelawesome.com, but if you enjoy watching his reviews then by all means have fun.

  • Booger

    You don’t like Fallout 3? Lucas a visionary? My point has been proven. Also you seem confused by Golden Girls which is odd…

  • Angelo

    Hey you, instead of being a loser, be somebody with Mr. T!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n76xkwL_hM
    It needs to be on the WotW.

  • Send him to the White House, he will straighten out America!

    #DownWithTheHawks

  • Bubs

    Fair enough. I like Mike Jeavons though.

  • ♫I watched Pre Rec and I liked it ♫

    #ThanksJack’nRich

  • Bubs

    “You don’t like Fallout 3? Lucas a visionary? My opinion has been stated. Also you seem confused by Golden Girls which is odd…”

    Fixed it for ya

  • Bubs

    As a gamer, I say we go back to the “Expansion Pack” system. As a developer, I say my next game will have 800 DLCs, all of which will be available on release day.

  • Palpatine

    You need your own video game. Boss Nass: Gunga City Knight.

  • Angelo

    Good, you have to resist to
    ♫ Peer pressure, peer pressure
    You don’t have to follow their lead ♫

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n76xkwL_hM#t=17m27s

  • Palpatine

    DLC sucks! Except if it’s DLC for Shovel Knight, of course.

  • ♫ Just another toad comi’n from the hood
    And I’m here to rap, Pre Recs all good
    You’sa can can hate me all ya want
    I’ll just crush you with my Gungan army
    Sending those otha clown reviewersback back to their moms crying
    This crews packing heat and they aint afraid of trying
    their own thing. We have Rich Evans
    his laughter cracking up those stone cold hearts
    And Jack cutting tapes and editing in farts

    Oooh oooh oooh It’s the Rich Evans deal my friend ♫

  • omitted

    I prefer DSL.

  • I need more of this in my life. They have the outfit but where is the breakdancing. Can’t have Ninja Terminator having more breakdancing than a Mr T music video.

    #AhahahNoNoNo

  • Palpatine

    ♫ Cause love’s such an old fashioned word
    And love dares for the people
    On the edge of the night
    And loves dares you to change our way of
    Caring about ourselves
    This is our last dance
    This is our last dance
    This is ourselves
    Under pressure
    Under pressure ♫

  • Also. Is that what smoking looks like in America?

  • omitted

    And hope your boyfriend don’t mind it?

  • Palpatine

    Jar Jar?

  • Uhm… yes?

  • Jar Jar is not gay he is retarted

  • Palpatine

    So Captain Tarples?

  • omitted

    Racist!

  • Angelo
  • Had to Google it. Hate googeling my own subjects. For my mistake he will be executed for treason. I mean piunished and executed.

    #HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

  • Booger

    You still seem a little confused but it’s good to know you are continuing to not care about what I say.

  • If he would move more the weight of the gold would break his neck

  • Palpatine

    What methods of execution do you guys have?

  • Death by Blue Balls in the balls and hanging. Afterwards we flush them down the planetcore.

    #AllFamilyFunDay

  • I have an ADDSL connection.

    Get it… ADD? #Ahue

  • Palpatine

    Digital subscriber line?

  • Palpatine

    I for one do not have ADD, ooh look a fly!

  • omitted

    Dick Sucking Lips.

  • All those years in you spacewell did this?

  • FiHB

    #FireInHerBed

  • Palpatine

    Wha?

  • junkevil

    fallout 3 is a good game if you can’t brain. you probably tried playing the original games, made it 15 seconds in, and decided there was simply too much reading involved for it to be a good game. dumbed down properties like fallout 3 seem to be right up your alley though, with your apparent love of jorge lucas, pbr, trailer park boys, and boyhood.

  • Angelo

    Thank you Rich Evans.
    http://i.giflike.com/lWYqrPr.gif

  • Bubs

    It’s no fun to match wits against someone who is sorely lacking. You’re more dense than every frame of the Phantom Menace.

  • Bubs

    Rich Evans getting mad is like a teddy bear getting angry. It’s still just adorable.

  • See me at da club like
    http://i.imgur.com/STwsEYp.gif

  • Sully

    I… I don’t wanna.

  • Sully

    I… I don’t wanna.

  • Booger

    Speaking of wit…Congratulations! You’ve made the millionth Plinkett reference in an RLM video. Tell me sir, how does it feel to be so simple and unoriginal?

  • Booger

    Speaking of wit…Congratulations! You’ve made the millionth Plinkett reference in an RLM video. Tell me sir, how does it feel to be so simple and unoriginal?

  • I think the quote ended at wit. You added the asshole part, asshole.

  • instant relief

    Machete improvise, you flatulent anal sphincter.

  • Sully

    @Booger @Bubs

    Children, children. Settle down or Daddy’s gonna have to get his belt.

  • Palpatine

    What’s Jack like when he gets mad?

  • Sully

    Unintentionally Erotic Jesus.

    http://i.imgur.com/zvhBWhz.jpg

  • Sully
  • Sully
  • Oh yeah? Well I’m from the days when video games were making your shadows fight on the cave wall.

  • instant relief

    Mad Jack equals Moby Dick

  • Bubs

    AIDSMoby Dick*

  • Bubs

    You made Jar Jar a General?! I thought promoting him to Grand Toilet Scrubber was too generous. Now you’ve got him running the whole freakin’ war? No wonder Palpatine won.

  • Sully
  • dollar store cashier wife

    “it’s not fine you guys”

  • FiachSidhe

    Literally hacking the games fraudulently.

  • fred

    “It’s getting embarrassing” said the angry joe fan.

  • fred

    I’m okay with the occasional Pre-rec in the void that is the wait for another RLM episode. They’re doing their own thing on Youtube and Twitch also.

  • fred

    What about one level of a Metal Gear Solid game?

  • Sully

    It’s the only way. I mean, honestly.

  • instant relief

    See me at the club like
    https://youtu.be/JO58qG7nZuo

  • FiachSidhe

    58 seconds, well that’s way more than enough to put together an intelligent thoughtful case against something.

    I also like Angry Joe.

  • Kenshiroh

    I’ll wait for the Game of the Year edition like I did for Arkham City.

  • FiachSidhe

    “I made it 58 seconds into this”

    “Oops! I started responding to your unqualified opinion that no one gives a shit about with more unqualified opinions that no one gives a shit about”

  • FiachSidhe

    Read all about it Bub’s bi-weekly newsletter of things he doesn’t care about.

  • FiachSidhe

    If you’re looking to find someone more intelligent than you to match wits with, might I suggest everyone?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I knew I could count on you, even though I only thought about asking you to make that.

  • FiachSidhe

    Nothing beats easier fatalities for Mortal Kombat X. And it isn’t a one time unlock, you actually pay for a like five or ten at a time. For animation after a victory.

  • Palpatine

    You know what we haven’t in a while? A new episode of Mr. Plinkett: The Animated Series.

  • Like Icare

    Intentionally Erotic Jesus.
    http://abload.de/img/jesus2alj93.gif

  • Sully
  • WrongWithYourFace

    At least his skits are. And he has a whiny voice.

  • Sully

    Thanks, Palpy. Would you also like to remind the Teacher she forgot to assign homework for the weekend, since you’re so keen on REMINDING PEOPLE ABOUT SHIT!!?

  • Palpatine

    Remember the Holocaust?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Back to 9/11.

  • Like Icare

    If he gets wet he will multiply…
    Wait… Does that mean that Gizmo is a metaphor for a vagoon and that Gremlins is actually a comment on “shining a light” on the ugly side of the issue of unwanted teenage pregnancy?

  • instant relief

    Is that our dear leader?

  • Sully

    Bustin’ makes him feel good, I guess.

  • Angelo

    The world wasnt ready.

  • instant relief

    I remember 9/11 because I watched the Star Wars Holiday Special. Boy, my day was ruined, let me tell ya.

  • Sully

    Fuck yeah! Still got my t-shirt, brah!

  • instant relief

    I can’t remember, I have concentration problems.

  • Angelo

    *the Comic-Con

  • Like Icare

    Casting your hologram across the galaxy?

    http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130320044145/starwars/images/6/6d/Threatofskywalker.png

    Yeah, I remember that part.
    But I don’t remember the part when C-3PO was hanging on the thing.

  • Palpatine

    Have been spared the horror of watching it?

  • instant relief

    *a nut

  • Sully

    Should’ve watched that Inside Job marathon all the networks were showing that day instead.

  • Angelo

    I’ve seen what it does to people close to me. I’ll never forget, I’ll never forgive.

  • Sully

    Tomato Potato

  • Palpatine

    There’s only one person on here who actually likes it. I won’t say his name, but you know how you are.

  • Sully

    Nothing too scandalous. Just a little send off from Mary Magdalene.

  • omitted

    Should I change my name to obsolete?

  • Angelo

    What about a reboot of the animated Plinkett? Wouldn’t it be great?

  • Sully

    Maybe if it were directed by M.Night.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    “I killed jews and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.”

  • Like Icare

    And the wind cries…

  • Like Icare

    Hey yous guys, anyone got 2-3 billion to lend me?
    I got an eye on this studio they’re selling for a billion.
    http://variety.com/2015/film/news/miramax-for-sale-1-billion-pricetag-1201543257/

  • omitted

    RLM will acquire it with their sweet Patreon dollar$.

  • Like Icare

    Wait… Isn’t Jesse Eisenberg Jewish?

    OH MAH GHAAA… I mean YAAAHWEEEH!

  • Angelo

    They gonna be rich with Space Cop anyway, they’ll buy Hollywood and be the Master Hack Frauds of the universe.

  • *Tarded
    Or
    Tadpole?

  • instant relief

    But who’s gonna violate my flesh whip?

  • Sully

    Is it hot in here, or is just me?

  • Palpatine

    I’d buy that for a dollar.

  • instant relief

    Sure, just pay it back by next friday, mmkay?

  • Like Icare

    Now we only need the $999.999.999 more.

  • Sully

    Miramax? Why don’t I buy a dead mule while I’m at it?

  • Like Icare

    Cause you are not a drug dealer?

  • Sully

    Pardon me. *fans air with hand*

  • instant relief

    Dead mules at least don’t run away, when you have your way with them.

  • Sully

    Sure?

  • Like Icare

    Great! Can you send it to me in large money-chests?

    http://www.freemaninstitute.com/images/abacha_money_chest.jpeg

  • Like Icare

    I don’t know. I only took a guess. It’s like 50:50 chance. Beats LOTTO.

  • Sully

    You’ve been slackin’, Omitted. I ain’t gonna lie. Our numbers are down. If you can’t make quota, then we’re gonna have to find a new horned Ryan Gosling clone who can.
    I don’t wanna be harsh… but the poles polls don’t lie.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    If Shakira had a dick…

  • tranglec

    Even if I would ever have been a comic book and super hero fan, which I never was, I would be sick of all that stuff by now. Enough already with all those super hero movies, games and TV shows!
    Current pop culture feels more homogeneous, uniform and boring than it must have in the 40s, when 3 out of 4 movies made were Cowboy Westerns.

  • Sully

    Keep that imagery out my brain space, Face.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    cinematic universe blah blah it’s ambitious and never been done before smth smth if you dislike marvel you dislike fun yada yada. there is my standard internet rebuttal for your complaint sir.

  • Buk Pravon

    Can’t do. I save my money till I got 2 trillion dollars so I can be the first man on Mars.

    At least I imagined that it might cost about that amount.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Consider yourself lucky I keep it out of your eyes. I’m sure it’s just one Google search away…

  • omitted

    Yeah, have to admit that I’ve been distracted by this pesky little thing called real life lately. I’m sure it will sort itself out eventually.

  • Palpatine

    The Marvel Cinematic Universe is currently the highest-grossing film franchise, it ain’t going away anytime soon.

  • Sully

    Entertainment has always followed trends. This trend will end when the next new thing comes along and steals all of the box office by appealing to the “Sick of Superhero Movies” crowd. And then everyone will jump on that bandwagon, and in ten years we’ll be sick of that trend. It’s an endless loop that’s been going on since the days when assholes in white togas were waxing poetic about Achilles and his super friends.
    All I can say is brace yourself for the next decade or so…

    http://i.imgur.com/GTGaM7x.jpg

    [see what i did there? I used a superhero-themed meme to make an anti-superhero-themed joke. Classic!]

  • Sully

    Real Life is a lie.

  • Sully

    I guess I’ll never know…

  • Palpatine

    But what will the next big thing be?

  • fred

    Superheros are the new unrealistic shtick that Hollywood is following. It used to be giant bugs. You don’t need to watch every goddamed movie in theaters. I just watch things that interest me. “An Honest Liar” just came out on Netflix and it’s great.

  • Palpatine

    I think the next unrealistic shtick that Hollywood will give us is another re-trend of horror movies. We could call it the Horror Cinematic Universe.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    something dumb

  • Palpatine

    Your underconfidence is your weakness.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I’ll throw you down a mine shaft…again!

  • Palpatine

    Good luck with that. I have the high ground!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I’ll try spinning. That’s a good trick.

  • Angelo
  • omitted

    So I guess your cubs are imaginary then too…

  • fred

    You see, they’re all connected in a cohesive narrative. It’s like poetry it it – it rhymes.

  • fred

    Days of Heaven is pretty good.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4U6eDeqBmM

  • Sully

    Who’s to say? Everything, including you, could be a construct of my own psyche, and there’d be no way to prove otherwise.

  • Sully

    Science Fiction/Fantasy. The new Star Wars and Avatar films will push that trend.

  • Sully

    Already being done by Universal…

    http://screenrant.com/universal-monster-movies-reboot-universe/

    Though it won’t be as popular as they’re hoping it will. Horror has always been a small, albeit reliable, genre, but that’s only when they’re quick and ugly. Expensive horror films tend to tank at the box office and/or are panned by audiences.

  • Palpatine

    I w

  • The Ghost

    I enjoyed all 45 minutes of that. I had to take four breaks to get through it, but still.

    No really, perhaps your best review thus far.

  • Palpatine

    I wouldn’t mind seeing a revival of that.

  • Sully

    I hope not. That’d be the dumbest shit since Freddy vs Jason. I prefer my killers in their own independent universes, where they remain scary. Once you start mixing them together, they instantly lose their creep status and become goofball characters in the next Mortal Kombat game.

  • Sully

    Me motherfuckin’ either.

  • Palpatine

    Oh come on, don’t you want to see an Avengers style film where Michael, Freddy, Jason, Leatherface, and Chucky all go up against Pinhead?

  • Sully

    No. No I don’t. But you go ahead and fuel that kickstarter. I won’t judge.

  • My ex wife

    If that doesn’t work, go in slowly on the left.

  • My ex wife
  • Palpatine

    I was just making a joke. And yes, I too would hate to see a crossover like that. And is there really a Kickstarter for that?

  • DarkFluffy

    No its way cheaper with these dutch initiative. Problem: They cannot promise you’ll reach Mars and problem nb 2 they don’t know if you’ll survive there. But maybe its worth the risk. Imagine if the first settlement would be named after you or you would be the first mayor or doctor there on Mars. History would never forget you, and you would be a hero for future Mars generations. Last thing I heared about that project was that it has around 300.000 volunteers from all over the world! Things get real!

  • My ex wife

    This wasn’t the gif I was expecting…

  • My ex wife

    This was the gif I was expecting.

  • Sully

    I don’t think so. I’m afraid to google it. I’ll just say, in my reality, at this moment, no.

  • Palpatine
  • Sully

    One of my favorite scenes in that film (for obvious reasons).

  • Sully

    Tl;dw
    I’m going to assume Ash wins w/ the boomstick.

  • Angelo

    They don’t do movies like that anymore. I cherish the 80s and all its classics (First Blood, Terminator, Aliens…).

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Huh? There’s nothing older than sci-fi / fantasy. If I wanted to get picky, what with all of Marvel’s stupid, maguffin-y, science-shaped, not-science, superheroes are just an extension of sci-fi / fantasy anyway.

    The next big thing is gonna be girl-based. Probably steam-punk romances with guy characters dumb enough to be perfectly played by Chris Pratt and Dude Who Is Thor.

  • Angelo

    I don’t understand people who complain about Pre-Rec.
    Pre-Rec = more Rich Evans for us = light and love on our life.

  • My ex wife

    Up vote for Beastie Boys and one of the greatest music videos of all time.

  • Angelo

    “End?” Will this be the last Pre-Rec?
    Don’t leave us Rich Evans, don’t go back to the future of space!

  • Angelo

    I hope this is an hoax.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Off-topic for no reason…Check this out.

    http://tinyurl.com/px6qvy8

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Tom Hardy is about to get Mad again.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I do because my curiosity got the best of me. I don’t know why, though, because it was exactly what I was expecting.

    2/5, not worth your time.

  • omitted

    And you’re shocked when people question your sexuality… why?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    What can I say? The internet has made me numb for everything except for people getting their wrist snapped in an arm wrestling competition.

  • Palpatine

    We don’t have enough steampunk films, do we?

  • Sully

    Girl’s don’t make up a large enough demographic to push an entire genre. That aside, I’m not saying Science Fiction is new genre, but trends, like history, repeat themselves, and Sci-fi is the closest thing to the big, overblown, overly expensive mass pleasers that studios like to push.
    We’re already starting to see forefront of this movement (Star Wars, Avatar, The Martian, ID4-2, Alien & Prometheus sequels, Star Trek, etc.)

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I wish The Next Big Thing would be better movies of original ideas, but that’s not gonna happen.

    #TheNextBigThingWillBeOfLittleConsequence

  • WrongWithYourFace

    No, but if it comes down to how Pa described it, it’ll be the next Twilight.

  • TapewormBike

    Combine it and get me a good Captain Marvel movie. She-Hulk can be next.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    “Girls don’t make up a large enough demographic to push an entire genre”

    Tell that to the FROZEN people or the HUNGER GAMES / INSURGENT / DETERGENT people.

  • Palpatine

    From what I’ve read, the next film will center around Furiousa.

  • TapewormBike

    I look away for a week and all comicbooks are now apparently racist. Dang it.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Hi Tapey.

    For me, Captain Marvel is always gonna be a dude. Whether he’s Shazam or he’s the Kree (?) dude.

  • Abel Micros

    As a lifelong comic book fan, I share your annoyance. I read comics for my super hero fix. I don’t need, nor want, movies to showcase super heroes (They often get the tones of the characters and stories totally wrong, anyway). Hopefully this awful trend ends sooner, rather than later.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    They were always sexist. Now, they’re just branching out.

  • TapewormBike

    Well, I do always see the Alex Ross paintings when you say the name. But the book is really good now.

  • Sully

    Rare exceptions, but sci-fi and/or fantasy all, so…

  • TapewormBike

    Next they gonna tell me blackface is not a valid entertainment venue.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Eh, I hope this cancer kills me quick.

  • Sully

    The last steampunk chick flick that came along was Snyder’s Sucker Punch, and that didn’t fair too well if I recall.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    It always confuses me how Captain Marvel isn’t a Marvel character. Or does Marvel have a Marvel character too? I’m so confused.

  • Palpatine

    You don’t know man, the next big thing could from the film you’d least expect.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Whiteface will catch on, though.

    #ChaChaCha

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    The original Captain Marvel belonged to Fawcett (? I think), which was bought by DC. Marvel also has a Captain Marvel, who was a cosmic character. Now, the DC one has changed officially to Shazam.

  • TapewormBike

    Well, then there is Marvelman, which is neither of course.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Didn’t see it. Was that Steam-Punk or just Frat-Boy Fetish?

  • Palpatine

    There’s a cure. It’s called original ideas.

  • Sully

    Spec scripts will make a comeback, but studios have got to regain their manhood first. It also wouldn’t hurt if every new idea that came along wasn’t stupid (Jupiter Ascending, Tomorrowland). It’s the big guys with the “fresh” ideas that are fucking it up for the little guys with genuinely awesome ideas.

  • Palpatine

    Neither. It’s typical Hack Synder crap.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You’re still thinking along the sci-fi lines, though. I meant something else entirely. I don’t know what, but something.

  • Sully
  • TapewormBike

    Oh it’s way worse, especially for trying to have a “message”

  • TapewormBike

    Insect stories

  • Sully

    It had steam powered nazis zombies.
    It wasn’t victorian style steampunk if that’s what you’re asking.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    At one time I thought bugs would be the next dinosaurs. I was wrong.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Love that song. Will never get tired of it.

  • TapewormBike

    Put people in Microcosmos and I am seeing that shit.

  • omitted

    *incest

  • TapewormBike

    You can’t spell “sexual relationship” without “sex relation”

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    She wouldn’t flop around the way she does?

  • Sully

    Well, original horror, drama, and comedy films come out all the time. It’s the bigger genres that seem stuck on an endless cycle of repetition at the moment. All in all though, everything’s been done.
    What we need is a genre mashup that calls to something larger than we’ve seen before, which best describes the project I’ve been working on for the past year or so.

  • Bubs

    When’s the next episode of “Jack and Rich Don’t Want Real Jobs So They’ll Just Do This”?

  • Sully

    Thanks for the heads up. Now go wash your hands.

  • omitted

    Marvel v DC?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    What we need is for you to have a huge success with that, but what I need is to return to pre-1977 when sci-fi fantasy was also considered a “minor” genre.

  • Sully

    Wouldn’t surprise me. That’ll come as a final swing by both studios when the superhero trend begins to fade.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Right. I do find it kind of counter-intuitive, though, that a character, who has to utter the magic word “Shazam” in order to turn into his superhero self, now calls himself Shazam.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    According to copyright law.

  • Sully

    That’s pretty hypocritical, Maybelline. Using time travel to escape the sci-fi trend?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I said it wasn’t worth it.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Well, I guess they figured people always thought that was the character’s name, anyway. But, you’re right.

    However, you could take it as Billy Batson (or whoever) calling to Shazam. Like, “Hey, I need help stopping this talking caterpillar. I’ll call Shazam.”

    “You just did.”

    END SCENE

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    One does what one’s gotta do.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    That would be the dullest thing ever.

    Two hours of one bunch telling the other bunch they aren’t silly enough. Then something will glow blue, and a swarm of aliens will crash a big thing into a city.

  • Sully

    Then Hulk wins.

  • Sully

    Yeah, but you tried. You know you did.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Nah. Hulk would never win. Wonder Woman lassos him, then flies Banner to space in her inviso-jet and drops him.

    Hulk is NEVER gonna win.

    Edit: And those are the dumbest sentences I’ve written since I was, maybe, seven. Thanks a lot, Foxy.

  • Sully
  • WrongWithYourFace

    Nah, she’d just have to change the lyrics.

    Then there’s the follow-up to What Does The Fox Say? It’s called My Lipstick Don’t Lie.

    #GetOnItSully

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Fine. But I had to give up before I could make a mess. The photoshop was rather poorly done.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    And then someone farts.

  • omitted
  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    “Vell, zat’s fun.”

  • Angelo

    What we need is Space Cop.

  • fred

    What’s a real job? If I could do nothing for a living I would.

  • omitted

    *Jay’s cock

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Sign me up. I’m qualified.

  • omitted

    Hand or blow?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Nooo! I didn’t ask for desensitization! That’s my new fetish biggest fear. I never knew arm wrestling could be so dangerous! The other one was worse, though.

  • Palpatine

    Tuesday.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Hypogonadism?

    #Defyuck?

  • omitted

    Did you watch the rest of the video? Greatest idea for a reality TV show ever!

  • Sully

    You don’t want to have this debate. 1). He’d rip her lasso to shreds. 2). Hulk can survive in space. Does so all the time in the comics.

  • Angelo

    Apparently you can make money by playing video games on the internet.
    http://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2014/06/18/youtuber-pewdiepie-is-making-4-million-a-year/

  • Sully

    Sci-fi. Told you motherfuckers the trend was taking off again!

  • Sully

    It was Wonder Woman when Hulk finished with her, if ya know what I mean.

  • Angelo

    Space Cop is gonna revolutionanalize science fiction.

  • Palpatine

    What is that, a disease?

  • Palpatine

    And tomorrow as well.

  • Sully

    I told you to stop playing with it!

  • Sully

    It’d better, or I’ll tell someone something.

  • Sully

    Yeah, Taco did a review of the trailer (yesterday?). It looks purdy kewl.

  • Sully

    Last I heard they were both getting their own films. His is called “Wasteland”, and hers is still in the works.

  • Sully

    “Shazam” sounds like something the corpse of Billy Mays might try to sell me on the home shopping network at 3am.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    check out what Pa posted Palpy.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Apparently you can also make a living by playing video games for “sport”. And nowadays people pay to go to a movie theater to watch it live. These are strange times we live in, my friend.

  • Palpatine

    Just a random thought, but am I the only who thinks that Pinocchio is the best animated Disney film?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Question for comic book readers: what the hell is going on with Marvel comics? Do they really give a shit about their readers or just want to use them to make more money because of the movies?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Do I need to post that gif again?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    They used natural light. What a crazy bastard.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    No. I stopped as soon as it snapped.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “Hey! Let’s sing and dance!”

  • omitted

    *I snapped as soon as it began.

  • Angelo

    Furiosa has been retitled The Wasteland so I think there will be only one movie. Anyway, I don’t think that a movie centered on Furiosa is a good idea…

  • Sully

    Possibly?

  • Angelo

    Right on the nose as Jack would have said.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I’ll have to wait for permission from @disqus_qSI8fsAl8h:disqus

  • Sully

    Terrence Malick did the same thing with The New World. I don’t know why more directors don’t pursue this style. IMHO, it’s stunning.

  • Sully

    I so want to say “both”, but we all know the answer is the latter.

  • Angelo

    It’s probably very difficult to achieve a good result on film, contrary to a totally controlled environment.

  • Sully

    I prefer Sleeping Beauty and Peter Pan, but Pinocchio is up there. That’s a trend I wouldn’t mind seeing return; hand drawn animation.

  • Angelo

    Alice in Wonderland for me.

  • Sully

    Oh it’s incredibly difficult, but the reward is well worth it. My dream is to film a huge LOTR-size fantasy epic using natural light and real world environments.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    That might actually happen. Although it’ll likely be digital instead of pencil on paper. But hand drawn, nonetheless.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Yes.

    #BecauseSullyDidn’t

  • Angelo

    You make moopies?

  • Sully

    Yeah, I’ve just checked. He’s compiling the stories for both, and Hardy is returning as Max. Theron is not attached as of the latest release. As you said, it probably wouldn’t be the best idea. As cool a character as she was, she’d never outshine Max. I know I’d still prefer to see Max’s story go on.

  • Sully

    I write moopies. My first goal is to actually get my name on the screen for things I’ve written. You’d think that if you write something, you get credit. NOPE!

  • omitted

    I liked the tone of his feel.

  • Angelo

    Worked on something I might have seen?

  • omitted

    Beauty and the Bestiality Beast all the way!

  • Sully

    Nothing whole, just scenes here and there (Lost, 28 Days Later being the most recognizable titles my work has turned up in), nothing credited, which is the hardest part.

  • Angelo
  • Sully

    Well it ain’t worth bragging about, that’s for sure.

  • Angelo

    I guess its pretty common. I’ve seen the documentary about John Milius, the guy has worked on a lot of films in which he is not credited at all (Jaws, Dirty Harry…).

  • Sully

    I use to do cel animation when I was in school. Talk about a grueling process, but it was satisfying. Makes for nice wall art, too.

  • Angelo

    I hope you will get your big break, but I guess it requires to be also lucky and not only talented.

  • Sully

    Credit rolls to the person with either (a) the bigger name, (b)better relationship with the director and/or producer, or (c), if neither “a” or “b” apply, to the person who worked on it last, which can sometimes be someone who literally just changes one or two words in the entire script.

    Writers aren’t treated the best in totem of Hollywood, that’s for sure.

  • Sully

    Thanks. Hopefully what I’m working on now will turn a few industry heads. It has all the makings of a hit, but it will require someone willing to take a chance on a noob (a la a Joel Silver with The Matrix or a Barry Osbourne with The Lord of the Rings).
    It’s doable, but it’s a chess game of timing and money.

  • Angelo

    If Damon Lindelof made it this far…

  • Sully

    Another good one. The Lion King is up there too, but those are when Disney started cheating with all of the CG enhancements.

  • Earth

    Most Disney films are pretty solid to be honest. Pinocchio is definitely up there. I’ve always had a soft spot for Mulan.

    (“scarier than the undertaker, we are meeting our matchmaker”)

    On another point, I really love Sleeping Beauty. Can’t get enough of the art style in that film.

  • Sully

    Mulan is hit or miss for me. I liked a lot of the style, but some of it felt out of place, like it was from a different movie, the dog and chickens being prime examples:

    http://www.umich.edu/~chemh215/W14HTML/SSG3/SSG3.7/mulan-little-brother-4.jpg

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Cool. I’m actually thinking of trying to get into animation when I have the time from other duties. Even if only to see if I have the patience for it.

    Stopmotion, though. That makes for a great hobby. But, in turn, requires time and space. Plus possibly semi-expensive equipment. But at least it’s easier to ease into than 2D animation.

  • My ex wife

    I just watched The Babadook.

    It was not alright.

  • omitted
  • Earth

    Max’s story allows for more variety of characters and settings. He’s a wondering drifter who runs into “mad” shit. Furiosa’s story is more or less complete.

  • Earth

    The movie has George Takei as the Head Ancestor. All your arguments are invalid.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Once I spent a whole day singing that.

  • Earth

    I heard random drunk guys in their 20s singing it.

  • Sully

    I’m not gonna lie… people like Lindelof keep me motivated. It’s like, “If this guy can pitch this shit…!”

  • omitted

    Niin kuin mies!

  • Angelo
  • WrongWithYourFace

    Well, the keyword is “enhancements”. As long as they stay as such, it should be fine.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    In both languages, yes.

  • Sully

    I’d apologize for your negative film experience, but you had that one coming. Da fuq were you thinking? You knew better.
    You knew better.

  • Earth

    If they did it well, a Steampunk genre might actually look and be pretty neat.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Your Lindelof is my Liefeld.

  • Sully

    Eddie Murphy at the summit of his career nose dive. NOT invalid! IT WAS ALL DOWNHILL FROM THERE, BABY!!

  • Sully

    Hey! I already posted that gif today!

  • My ex wife

    On the subject of drunk guys singing. Two nights ago I heard a group go by with one belting out Danke Schoen.

    http://momathonblog.typepad.com/.a/6a00e55189f58888330167616cee48970b-pi

    Sorry I can’t contribute to the Disney discussion, I haven’t seen any of them.

  • omitted

    I bet you’d make an ugly excellent concubine!

  • Earth

    lalalalalalalalalalalalawhenwillmyreflectionshowwhoiamINSIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!

  • My ex wife

    Or a blessing?

  • Angelo

    I know, it’s like poetry.

  • Angelo

    I know, it’s like poetry, they rhyme.

  • Sully
  • WrongWithYourFace

    Only if you put a ring on it.

  • Earth

    The recommendations here are all pretty solid.

  • omitted

    *cock ring

  • Sully

    But they won’t. It’ll always be some watered down cash grab shit.
    Wild Wild West, anyone?

  • omitted

    Get a room you two! Rub each others’ wands in private.

  • Earth

    Sigh. Yeah. It’s such a cool looking visual style I just don’t get why it’s so far only been used for schlock.

    Get rid of the CGI and give us some real badass looking sets motherfuckers!

  • My ex wife

    You’re not trying to sell it to Romulans are you? I heard it’s always a game of chess with them guys. Move, counter move.

    Hey Mike… I got this one.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    What else is there? It should be brass with our names carved on the inside.

  • Angelo

    Come on! You like to watch!

  • omitted

    You know me too well…

  • Earth

    The storybook in that movie is so cuuuuuuuuuuute….

  • Angelo

    98% on RT. Your opinion is scientifically wrong.

  • omitted

    In dark elvish.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    The Sherlock Holmes movies had the worst-looking CG London I have ever seen.

  • Earth

    about osteoporosis.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Racist!

  • Sully

    I agree. Max has always been, more or less, a vehicle (no pun intended) for larger stories. He’s the guy who walks into other people’s struggles. He’s kind of like a witness to the world that Miller built, and the people he helps become the ones who sell his legend.
    I don’t think Furiosa would work in that kind of story, and traditional storytelling wouldn’t work in Miller’s world. Sticking with Mad Max is the saner choice.

  • Earth

    I swear the only steampunk on film that I’ve visually liked was in the Treasure Planet movie…and that movie didn’t even need to have steampunk.

  • Sully

    The equipment shouldn’t be too expensive. It’s been around for a hundred years. It’d actually be easier these days with all of the digital programs that exist to help match frame and color grading.
    My first animations were done in the page corners of my old text books. I still have a few of those in storage somewhere I believe.

  • Earth

    Exactly. I just want to see more of the fucking weird shit the mind that created Happy Feet contains.

    I cannot express enough how much I loved the Bullet Farmer.

  • Sully

    I don’t understand that at all. I suppose it could be because the creature looks like a muppet; The Muppets being (still) quite popular with the kiddies these days.

  • Palpatine

    Yeah, well, you know, that’s just like, your opinion, man.

  • Sully
  • Sully

    You can try though…

  • Sully

    Both.

  • Sully

    It wouldn’t even need to feature some weird fucked up storyline. Just do a 3:10 To Yuma-like movie, but set it in a steampunk alternate-verse. Instead of a train, it’s a sky ship. Boom! Done! Just some straight up storytelling set in a fantastic new world.

    HOW FUCKING HARD IS THAT?!!

  • Sully

    Why? So you can rent the room next door and watch through your little glory hole?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I know. Sure, you can get on the cheap. It’s mostly up to your ambition, how expensive you want to make it. At minimum, all you need is a camera you can keep steady and any film editing software (like Windows Moviemaker).

    As for drawn animation, it’s actually a bit of a challenge to make it expensive in the first place. The only thing that sets you back noticeably would be a lightbox, and even that can be improvised/isn’t a necessity.

  • Sully

    Have fun with your little freakout. I’ll be over here chillin’ with the real cartoons…

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-v_QP-NPyWSY/UnVxsMfYkvI/AAAAAAAAW8s/siZOFeHDUSY/s1600/Screen+Shot+2013-11-02+at+21.40.55.png

  • omitted

    *gory

  • WrongWithYourFace

    He better watch his eye or he’ll end up like that annoying black guy in that one Scary Movie movie that I regret letting my friend show me a long time ago.

  • Sully

    I did a shitty little cartoon in elementary school about the dangers of drunk driving. It featured some alien bees (geniusly dubbed “The Little Don’t Bees”) that get drunk on strawberry wine and then crash their UFO, killing all aboard.

    We shot that outdoors under natural sunlight with a camcorder very similar to this one (link) that featured a photo capture feature.

    It was horribly cheesy, but for elementary school it was okay I guess. The other kids were impressed at least, and that’s all I cared about at the time.

    http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-CqUukj5VHQ/hqdefault.jpg

  • Earth

    My love for the Bullet Farmer is like a hot dog. It tastes so good but you’re left wanting more, so you go to put ketchup on it and everyone looks at you, but you’re all like, I’m expressing my love for the Bullet Farmer.

    That is only the beginning of my love for a guy covered in bandoliers.

  • Sully

    You should chronicle that love in a journal and then leak it to the press for no particular reason what-so-fucking-ever.

  • Earth

    Steampunk needs its own Star Wars. A movie with weird shit in it but with a universal story.

    Whatever genre has it’s own Star Wars-like movie will be the next big thing.

  • Mark Bisone

    Has anybody talked about Rich’s beard? He has a beard, and his name is Rich.

    There.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Speaking of steampunk and the return of hand drawn animation, check out this project: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33NMLaTy7y4

    http://www.hullabaloo-movie.com/

  • My ex wife

    I had heard it was good. I knew it wasn’t my kind of film, but I thought I would give it a go.

  • Sully

    BAM! 2 birds… 1 stone. I can get behind that, and it looks like something I can take my kid to, so bonus.

  • My ex wife

    Never trust a state funded Russian news networks film reviews.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    If only that movie didn’t suck.

  • My ex wife

    I am indifferent towards it.
    However, I can not wait for Mikes beard! It’s gonna be great.

  • Sully

    I figured he was just trying to make Jack feel bad about himself.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Besides the villains this is why DC I think is better.

  • Earth

    If you don’t mind me asking (or if you’re even allowed to) what scene did you write for 28 Days Later?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Rich named his beard after himself?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I have to say that I’m pretty excited to see the outcome.

    They got a funding for four shorts with the crowd funding, I believe. Probably released digitally and on DVD(?). But who knows, maybe it’ll take off on it’s on afterwards and we will get a feature animated movie. That would be awesome.

  • Sully

    Both are guilty of some pretty stupid shit, I’m not gonna deny that, and I do enjoy many of DC’s characters, but I think Marvel has the more interesting roster.

  • My ex wife

    Maybe Jack is donating all his hair to the other people at RLM? I guess Jay is the power user.

  • Sully

    I hope he makes it. He’s def got the vision and the talent. He just needs the right eyes to come across his work (NO, OMITTED! NO!).
    I shared his vid on my fb page to help get him a few more views.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    My issue with Marvel is the lack of risk and bad business decisions. For example the Marvel universe is somehow more fucking confusing and complex than the DC universe. Not once until lately did they ever thought to reboot it to make it less confusing. DC has done this three times and the sales go way up. Not to mention they went bankrupt in the 90’s because of multiple bad business choices. And they are so apparent in the comics, all their decisions, to the point of annoyance.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Nobody. Puts ketchup. On a beard.

    Wait, that was the last video.

  • Palpatine

    I thought Jay was the one with the beard?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s up there but there are a lot of great animated Disney it has to compete with. Beauty and The Beast you can argue is the best too. Seriously Belle is the hottest Disney Princess.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Jack had one but it left him because it felt ashamed of Jay’s masterpiece.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    My diplomatic solution is that Batman is the best and Spidey comes second. DC [Read: Batman] takes the cake with villains, though. What little I know about Marvel villains, most of them are pretty darn lame.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    A villain like The Vulture sucks compared to a Superman villain like Toyman, and his name is Toyman. Marvel is doing something wrong when that happens.

  • Sully

    The gas station, tunnel, and church sequences were used from a completely unrelated zombie project I’d sold about viral (i.e. not dead) “zombie” outbreak (dialogue & events).
    The running zombies that everyone seems to hate are also probably my fault. Though with viral zombies it still makes sense to me.

  • My ex wife
  • WrongWithYourFace

    Oh, the project is already funded… They got $470,726 out of $80,000. So, it was more than successful. Right now they’re working on the animation. Still, I’m sure they could use any bit of attention they can get.

  • Sully

    Yeah, I’d enjoy an alternate universe where Marvel’s heroes and DC’s villains are part of the same comic book house.

  • My ex wife

    Awesome!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    If they’re switched then if Spider-Man has to deal with Joker, a character on a psychological level he has never met, and Batman has that green asshole, who he can take down because of the character of Firefly and Manbat.

  • Sully

    True, but DC has to keep rebooting because they keep painting themselves into corners with PIS and character deaths. That aside; other than Batman, I can’t think of any other DC character I actually give a shit about.
    Stan Lee did a much better job of making his characters relatable, imho.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Belle, look at them tat tas

  • Sully

    Jay has been getting hairier too, I’ve noticed.

  • Sully

    No no no… Mike’s the beard. Jay’s the… wait… That isn’t how it works. I’ll get back to you once I’ve sorted this shit out.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Well, there’s not much you can do when your character looks the way it does: http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_large/5/56044/1798891-new_mutants__1983_1st_series__086.jpeg

    (Purposefully picked Liefeld cover)

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Here’s the issue with Marvel stories: lack of interesting themes. Ever since Stan stopped writing for the comics we may have gotten interesting characters but nothing interesting on a thematic level. Civil War as interesting and good as it is is in no way near the level of even the first Catwoman Volume. And when they are near it they release Spider-Man: One More Day. We don’t need to speak about that.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Can you imagine John Malkovich as Vulture. It could’ve made the character good.

  • Sully

    Yeah, but Batman’s never had to deal with Carnage or a Symbiote, and def not at the same time. Plus Joker would have a hard time dealing with Spidey’s reflexes, superhuman strength, spider-sense, and webbing.
    It’d be an interesting dynamic watching all of the characters adapt to one another.

  • Sully

    I’m mean for a feature length version.

  • Sully

    I don’t know. I stopped reading comics 20 years ago (minding the Walking Dead series, because zombies). Back then I just couldn’t get into anything DC was doing, though I did buy a black bag copy of ‘The Death of Superman’.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Now the Avengers will have to deal with Justice League villains like Darkseid, Lex Luthor, Brainiac, Ra’s al Ghul, Ocean Master, Starro, the Injustice League or Gang whatever, Greek gods, Vandal Savage, and the Anti-Monitor, a villain that eats universes. The Justice League has to fight armies of Ultron drones, armies of Skrulls, Loki, Thanos who is Darkseid basically, Magneto, HYDRA, and Galactus. Sounds fun.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Ah, right. Sorry. Yeah, that would be great. At least it would be thematically more interesting to me than your average Disney princess movie. And I’m pretty sure I’d enjoy steampunk more in cartoon form than in a CGI-infested live-action film, too.

  • Sully

    Have you ever seen a dragon choke on one hundred and thirty-five orphans? Because you’re about to.

    Pound Sign: OutOfContextQuoteOfTheDay

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “I’m 21, I just want to drink and fuck”
    “Well I can help you with the fucking”
    Pound Sign: PornoQuoteOfTheDay

  • The Ghost

    Gah… I don’t know. I do think the creators – the writers and artists working against the deadlines – care. But as far as anyone above them, the best answer to this question can be aptly summed up by Ed Brubaker’s comments pertaining to him leaving Marvel for Image: “I left when it started to feel like the company was being run by people who were scared of Disney.”

  • Sully
  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s an actual line from a porn, I’m not making it up.

  • Domo

    The real question is, why isn’t Jessi the one with the beard?

    Equality for all!

  • Sully

    The Beyonder would take down all of those clowns… simultaneously.

  • Sully

    I believe you.

  • Sully

    I don’t want to write this pube joke, Domo.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    True. It was not alright. It was fyucking excellent.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The Anti-Monitor killed hundreds of trillions of lives in a single stroke, I think The Avengers are fucked.

  • Domo
  • Sully

    Dat beak tho!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Quite a boring porno too.

  • Domo

    ….Dammit.

  • Sully

    Didn’t you just read my comment where I wrote, “THE BEYONDER”?
    No one from DC, except maybe “The Presence” is at The Beyonder’s level. He would rape Superman Prime 1 million whilst finger banging Anti-Monitor.

  • Palpatine

    Which one?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    This is just more of the same reboot mania that is evidenced in current movies. Promise Change, every five years. Start again with #1, because that fools readers into thinking they’re part of something new and now, and that sells more copies of things that otherwise are repetitive and stale.

    Writers — creators (giggle) — don’t make stories anymore. They just kill off characters and re-use the logo with a new look, a new gender, a new race, a new age. Then, when that drips off the wall, having not stuck, they trot out the traditional version and act like nothing happened.

    Problem is, most readers will eventually get wise. If they’re so quick to exchange the old for the new, they’ll be just as quick to exchange the new for the newer. So, you’re wasting your time investing any time or interest in any of it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So if all the villains switch all of them would die.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Punk SchoolGirl Asphyxia Noir Gets Fucked Part 1.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Bah! Marvel heroes are all pretty much interchangeable. They are all scientific mistakes. They’re all either wise-crackers or snarling wise-crackers.

    Superheroes are all dumb. But DC’s superheroes were at least first, and the big ones are archetypes.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Symbiotes don’t belong in Batman’s world. Batman comics are worse, the more superhero-y they get.

    Clayface, for example, was better when he was a “master of disguise” than a big mud puddle.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    “Wat? F-f-f-f-fuck?”

    Pound Sign: PornoQuoteForTomorrow

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G5BJZBs90M

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I don’t think superheroes should be relatable. they should be absurdly fantastic. The best superhero isn’t even at DC or Marvel.

    Nexus is the best superhero. Batman’s not a superhero.

    #ThereISaidIt

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    No, sir. You are not.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Snow White, as a movie, is also amazingly excellent.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Rich Evans finally reacts to the new Space Cop trailer! 😉

    https://youtu.be/m9A9FiPLN6o

  • Palpatine

    I found it on Pornhub.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    There’s an “ad” about it that keeps popping up on this very webzone page.

  • Sully

    Potentially, though the Beyonder suffers from the same problem Dr. Manhattan does. He’s too powerful to give a shit about lesser beings, and since everyone is a lesser being to the Beyonder, he probably wouldn’t care if some DC baddies were tearing up the universe. He’d just move to a new one; a quieter neighborhood. We’re talking about a guy who captured enough superheroes and villains from across the universe to populate a planet he built just so he could watch them wage war to study their “interactions.”

    Post ret-con Beyonder is a much different character. He’s still more powerful than Superman, but his Omnipotent status was been revoked.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    It’s bullshit! Bullshit!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Boring porn.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Is there another kind?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Clearly edited, in his real reaction he masturbated a Space Cop toy.

  • Sully

    Rich shaved for this review. Cute.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    All of it’s boring unless you skip to the sex

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I’ll admit I’m not a carnosaur of porn.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    But you are a connoisseur?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I’ve never even drank courvoisier.

  • Sully

    You know, if Bruce Wayne had the moral compass of Frank Castle, Gotham could’ve been spared 70 or so years of terror.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Rich Corinthian leather?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    In summer, at picnics sometimes, we Hoosiers play a game called cornhole.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    And if Frank Castle had the moral compass of Bruce Wayne, he might be a more interesting character instead of a one-note, which he is.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    More importantly, though. What defuck is up with Archie?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I love that name, though.

    “So, where ya from?”

    END SCENE

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    There was a comic with all of those characters in it. If I remember it, it wasn’t very good.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    In the summer we made meat helmets.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Cascos de carne?

    #FullCircle

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Et tu Brute? Then fall Salad.

  • Sully

    Not at all. We’re talking about someone who began his career as a mercenary/vigilante, who was originally hired to hunt down Spider-Man, who later evolved into his own anti-hero, before becoming a full-fledged hero, where he and Spider-Man actually became good friends.
    There’s even a version of Frank Castle where he became Captain America for a while (though that’s not really considered canon). He’s different because Heroes aren’t suppose to kill. They’re supposed to save the day and put the bad guys away, but for Frank, a character who has seen what happens when baddies game the system, he had to become something else, something a little more useful than the justice system. He had to become the monster you call when the criminals can’t be rehabilitated, and that’s one of the things I’ve always appreciated about his character. He’s a realist in a very unrealistic universe.

    ‘The Punisher MAX’ is one of my all time favorite comics.

  • Mark Bisone

    That is his most treasured possession.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Speaking of porn I found a reason for suicide.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBJHRbrNmUI

  • Sully

    Never heard of that one.

  • Sexual predator and gun safety eagle?

    #RichWatchingRich

  • Sully

    “Over yonder.”

    *Ba-dum- …ah fuck it.

  • This is top ten suicide material alright.

  • Sully

    Well, to be fair, with that title they were asking for a parody.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Sully

    STOP LOOKING FOR WORSE SHIT, YA FUCKIN’ CROCODILE BRAIN!!!

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Mark Bisone

    I don’t play any video games, but I do wonder why nobody has made one of these Batman games in the 60’s Adam West Zap-Biff-Pow style. That would seem equivalent to whatever Rich and Jack were describing here, but far more fun-loving and enjoyable. Imagine pressing a button to unleash the Bat Shark Repellent, then another button to slap Julie Newmar?

  • Let’s start a anti porn cult and mass suicide ourselves

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You’re going to have to watch it first

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmAmbS8cWS0

  • Sully
  • Worth 3:30 minutes of your time I guess.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc2fAmIzbqs

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Rights. Up until 2013 WB did not have the rights to the 60’s Batman show.

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • Domo

    Batman could try to dodge go go dancers while trying to order a large, fresh orange juice from his local bartender.

  • Sully

    Might want to edit that time there, Boss.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Batman special.

  • Mark Bisone

    So, why is What’s Wrong With Your Face’s graphic legal?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I said 2013.

  • I’ll leave it as it is, let the world know…

    #WhatALooser

  • Mark Bisone

    Wait… what year is this?

    (Not the first time I’ve asked this question, unfortunately.)

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Sully
  • *with a rope round my neck, I run around screaming in search of a support beam*

  • Palpatine

    Why isn’t it called The Big Wang Theory?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I don’t know.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’ll make you run faster in your search

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6TbQw19oTo

  • Domo

    You mean there’s MORE pokemon I have to catch?!

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Palpatine

    Eh, still better than Godfather Part III.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I have just discovered that the SFM porn community’s mascot is Mike, as in RLM’s Mike. I’m not kidding.

  • Palpatine

    Prove it! Wait, what’s SFM?

  • goodpenisbadpenis

    The way Jack sits in that chair made me uncomfortable. Did he know the camera was on? hahah

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Source Filmmaker, source is an engine made by Valve and you make animations with it using Source Filmmaker. Here is some evidence.

    https://sfmlab.com/item/748/

  • Palpatine

    That’s creepy and creative at the same time.

  • Red Skeleton

    Did Rich eat Wizard and is now slowly turning into a neckbeard? 0_o

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Should we tell Mike?

  • Red Skeleton

    Kinda reminds me of Courage the Cowardly Dog The Chicken from Outer Space.

    https://youtu.be/oL4hcM61Nw4?t=205

  • Palpatine

    I will make it legal!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Poor Josh

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You work at Warner Bros’ legal department?

  • Palpatine

    Oh really know? Then why is it when I searched up your name in Google Images I found this image:
    http://41.media.tumblr.com/d004251fde456c88ebcd3a9aeba992eb/tumblr_n5jd0lMjtl1rfwfq9o1_500.jpg

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Whaaaaat? I’m so confused.

  • Palpatine

    I dunno. I think I need to take my brain medicine.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Oh! My pizza rolls is done!

  • Palpatine

    In all seriousness, I can’t picture you as a fedora-toting neckbeard who watches My Little Pony: Magical Friendship or whatever the fuck it’s called.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Oh god no, I am not a neckbeard nor a brownie. I tried so hard to sit through one episode and I couldn’t stand it despite the excellent voice acting.

  • Palpatine

    Why do teenagers and grown men like that show? I really wanna know, I really wanna know!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The answer is simple: they believe it’s better than other cartoons for children at the moment. Which is horseshit.

  • Palpatine

    But are some Bronies sexually obsessed with the show?! I mean I have my share of sexual obsessions as well, mine of course being Claire from Jurassic World.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Yes some Brokers are attracted to some ponies like me with Karen O and Jessica Chastain. I don’t know why they do, they just do, Frank.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    movie magic*

  • Andrew Thompson.

    its good to see Snooki getting work.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i want to see that. i hate the poors.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    jessi is mikes beard.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Comic books where invented by the mafia as a protection racketMoney laundering scam.
    “Now if youse buy 2,000 of our comics a week and i can guarantee that your newsstand won’t be mysteriously burnt down. with you in it.”
    true story.

  • Bhazor

    Rock Steady dropped the ball on this one. Loved Arkham City but this was just a mess. Almost every change they made was for the worst. It felt like a contractual obligation, like they discovered after the second game that the contract they signed in the second game included a clause they had to make a third game. And it had to feature the Batmobile in the most ridiculous platforming I’ve ever seen.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    when i’m sad i watch this.

    https://youtu.be/JBqPkMQ2ToU

  • instant relief

    I remember when Pre-Rec was funny. And shorter than The Hobbit trilogy.

  • Buk Pravon

    Yes. Some of them are thinking that. But, just speaking for me now, I just like the animation style very much. In general I am very easy hooked by everything that looks cute and funny. Silly is good too. This show has a lot of these elements. Plus its self-awareness and shout outs to the fandom. That makes the most fans of it feel flattered and I am no exception in that regard.

    But to answer Palpys question: No. I am not at all sexuelly obsessed with the show. That would be comparable to saying “I’m sexually obsessed with Spongebob Squarepants.” or “The Amazing World of Gumball” or “Avatar: The Last Airbender.”… though I can see the reasons for the last one… Ty Lee is very sexy. <3 😀

    http://img.webme.com/pic/a/avatar-spirit-fan/tylee.jpg

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i love taking of my square pants and sponging bob.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i love taking of my square pants and sponging bob.

  • The games you’re describing are Lego Batman games. There have been rumours of Rocksteady making a Silver Era Batman game but that was long ago and they were busy actually working on this.

  • Only if we watch it first. You know, we have to get in the mood. I propose Japanese milfs.

  • This shit’s so terrible it deserves a BOTW episode.

  • Buk Pravon

    That’s nothing for me. I want guaranteed to get there, survive there and get back. That’s worth the extra money. Be a corpse on Mars sucks. Be a living legend on earth would awesome. 🙂

  • omitted
  • Andrew Thompson.

    i’m always watching you….

  • dollar store cashier wife

    This post is not alright.

  • #Fatshaming

  • instant relief

    Okay, so I just took a shower and put on some nice perfume, but where are the rapists when you really need them?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Right behind you! dont turn around!

  • omitted

    *therapists

  • Andrew Thompson.

    *Massage Therapist.

  • omitted

    Perfume? Rookie mistake! At least I would wanna smell and taste you, not some storebought musk…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    What if it was “Essence of Jay.”.TM*. all the sexualy power of Jay in a tiny $200 bottle.
    *(its the cum of homeless men from Milwaukee.)

  • omitted

    Shut up and take my money me!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Both baby! both…. xo

  • omitted

    Getting screwed and fucked at the same time? My dream cum tru…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i would have gone with this.

    https://youtu.be/kRr_LX00Rk0

  • They are really gooey.

  • DarkFluffy

    arigato

  • instant relief

    Sorry, guys, I just can’t keep up with all those rape puns, just keep ’em com.. just have fun. Oh, for fuck’s sake.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    if you cant keep up maybe you need help from therapist..

  • Earth

    That is so cool. It’s bullshit that you’re not credited for that.

    Fast zombies have their place. Personally I love them. 28 Days Later is one of the few zombie movies that I actually see as a horror movie (and not a comedy) because they run. And as you said, infected, not necessarily zombies.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    as a child i was told god was always watching even when i was in the bath. and if i touched myself inappropriately god would be watching…..
    My question is, How do i get a restraining order against that sick pedo god?

  • Earth
  • Earth

    Looks good. Leo is still Leo with a beard though.

  • Like Icare

    Zubrin claims he can get you (and 3-5 others) there and back for about $55 billion.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Direct#Mars_Semi-Direct

  • Like Icare

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  • Like Icare

    Because stoning is now illegal for both men and women.

    https://workprog.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/life-of-brian.jpg

    The beard market really took a dive the day they voted that in.

  • Like Icare

    Nobody puts ketchup in the corner?

  • Like Icare
  • Andrew Thompson.

    Dont be silly… there is no maffia.

  • instant relief

    Yes, maybe it’s time loosen up.

  • Bubs

    All I know is that God touches all children. You just have to let it happen. Go to your happy place. At least that’s what Pastor Ryan used to tell me…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    or change lube…. chaffing is a killer.

  • instant relief

    I thought the whole point of ze rapi was no lube. :p

  • Andrew Thompson.

    I went to my happy place and all i found was Brad Pit fucking a penguin while Helena Bonham-Carter downed a bottle of vodka.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Being therapist is no reason to be rude.

  • instant relief

    That’s not a happy place to you?

  • instant relief

    So, your a gentlemen therapist?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    NO! the bitch would share the booze!

  • Bubs

    Well, you’ll never get the Tim Burton smell out of the carpet now.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    All therapist should be gentlemen…. wait what are we talking about?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    oh man! now the carpet smells weird and of Brazil.

  • Sully
  • Sully

    It’s all industry politics. You come to learn to accept certain outcomes as progress in the long road to success.

  • Sully

    Move to America. I’m sure there’s a lawyer here that can get you some compensation for your traumatic experience. Ever read up on some of the ridiculous lawsuits that have actually won here? People suing over being burned by hot coffee that they spill on themselves. Shit like that.

  • Sully

    *the rapist.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    how would a rapist help anyone. you are bringing down the whole tone of this post.

  • instant relief

    How dare you disgrace the Gilliam in such a way? I shall punish you!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    OHHHHH YEAH! German Punishment. Brutal, efficient and sexy.

  • Sully

    Wasn’t Instant Relief looking to attract the attention of those of a specific skill set?

    NO, LIAM NEESON!! NO!!!

  • instant relief

    And sometimes a little gassy.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Eddie Murphy blames Disney? Funny, most of the rest of us blame fat suits and fart jokes.

  • instant relief

    So, the sick pedo god might actually have a chance in court? U S A! U S A!

  • Bubs

    Too soon.

  • instant relief

    Alci!

  • Bubs

    Fallout 3 is a good game.

  • instant relief

    Too late.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    That’s right, Jay!

  • instant relief

    Are all Australians gentlemen?

  • Sully

    Those do factor in. My point is, it was the moment he decided to make “family films” instead of sticking to the more adult humor he was founded in that did him in. Nutty Professor, Mulan, NP2: The Klumps, Pluto… Pluto N-N-Nash. *shudders*

  • Sully

    I can neither confirm or deny.

  • Sully
  • Sully

    That’s the plan, man animal.

  • Sully

    Why would I massage the rapist? That just seems counter intuitive.

  • instant relief

    *waves american flag* You Americans! You must have very big penis!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    that is truly disturbing.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO!

  • instant relief

    Your furry tendencies are alarming.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    oh god no. ask any german backpacker that made it home alive.

  • Sully

    Quite alarming considering I’m not even a furry.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    alkiey? with german is syntax, in english its spelling.

  • instant relief

    Such a shame, ’cause I thought you were flirting with me. 🙁
    Now my heart is eternally broken.
    http://s3.amazonaws.com/s3.roosterteeth.com/images/cuttmob4f93a885b1cc0.jpg

  • Sully

    Make me, bitch.

  • Sully

    You wrote penis singular like we all share or something. That’s uh… that’s fucked up.

  • instant relief

    I’m sorry, my brain is kaputt.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    he is kinda right. america is a massive dick.

  • instant relief

    Ooops, my bad, I meant your individual, gargantuan penisia.

  • instant relief

    Racist!
    I like it. 😛

  • Sully

    I’ll let you pet my ears if you promise not to get too frisky.

  • instant relief

    Ooh, yeah, baby.

  • Sully

    Don’t be jealous, Andrew. Considering Australia is one big massive cunt, I’m sure our two nations will get along fine.

  • Sully

    *blushes* My Irish is showing.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Tot kopf?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Game on….

  • instant relief

    And the EU is the sphincter.

  • Sully
  • instant relief

    Ja, Herr Sturmbannführer!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    You are both wrong. Australia is the Arse End of the World.

  • Sully

    True. A bunch of assholes, the lot of ya.

  • instant relief

    Always doing our best! *salutes*

  • Andrew Thompson.

    ich liebe dich mein schatz

  • Sully

    Too late. Instant Relief claimed the asshole for his part of the world.

  • Sully

    …to shit on the rest of the world.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    An Australian Prime Minister said it. do we get extra points?

  • instant relief

    Wollen wir Liebe machen?

  • instant relief

    I don’t play games with more than 16 colours. Too mainstream.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    why is it that spending 24 hours with my Avatar me dressed as a Nazi didnt make me feel as dirty as the last 4 hours of comments.
    i think i may have committed war crimes….

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Three color VGA or death!

  • instant relief

    We may have gone too far in a few places.

  • Lumsecut

    Super Media Jobs 589$ / day

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  • instant relief

    Man, you’re such a fascist today. 😛

  • Lumsecut

    Super Media Jobs 589$ / day

    >a.

    http://www.World Media Point Express//Digital//jobs

  • Andrew Thompson.

    If you can get past Omitted any time.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    its fine. just claim we are not racists but want to protect Christian values… works every time.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    OK kids its Spam Alert!!! Dont click, Dont comment, flag the user and call an adult.

  • instant relief

    O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Another Dumb Disney Idea…

    A live-action Aladdin prequel called GENIES has been green-lit.

  • Buk Pravon

    Done.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    GENYSYS?

  • instant relief

    But that HO IS HAWT!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    So image search her and stalk her like a normal sicko.

  • instant relief

    I’m sorry, master, I’ve got so much to learn.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    All these Alfa Romeos on the highway driven by chicks who are too dumb to spell. Yeah, that’d woik.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    The answer: You have no sense of decorum.

  • Buk Pravon

    Will the joy given by this company ever end? -.-

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Are you shitting me! that Luftwaffe uniform is vintage Hugo-Boss!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Eventually, they will have exhausted their animated titles for live-action reboots (how, exactly is a live-action reboot of Pete’s Dragon ((which was half live action to start with and the other half will still have to be animated)) or Winnie the Pooh supposed to work?), at which point they’ll turn to animated requels of their live-action projects. Animated Old Yeller, anyone? World’s Greatest Athlete? The reanimated version of the live-action version of The Jungle Book?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Decorum and style are different things.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    only just.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i have to ask. i’m about one quarter Wurundjeri…. is that a problem?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Not if you register as a voting Republican.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I tried, but the adult told me to take care of my own problems and quit calling.

  • Buddy

    YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Trust me no descendants of the Woiworung Nation are monarchists. wait what are we talking about?

  • instant relief

    Errr… I’m not really a racist. 😛

  • Andrew Thompson.

    for someone who can barely spell i do love playing with words. thank you to all of you for not constantly pointing out my dislexya.

  • Palpatine

    Please tell me you’re joking.

  • Palpatine

    Well, at least our favorite animated Disney film is safe. For now.

  • Sully

    2. You get 2 extra points. Don’t make a big deal about it.

  • Sully
  • Sully

    AlrightAlrightAlright

  • Sully

    How do you do that without Robin Williams? How do you do that without brains in yer brain space?

  • Adam Sandler feels that when audiences finally see his upcoming Netflix comedy, “The Ridiculous Six,” they will realize he wasn’t trying to offend anyone.

    “It was just a misunderstanding and once the movie is out will be cleared up,” Sandler told The Associated Press on Saturday on the red carpet for the world premiere of his new film, “Pixels.”

    Sandler called “The Ridiculous Six” 100 percent pro-American Indian.

    #GoAwayScamdler

  • instant relief

    I want a live-action remake of Der Fuehrer’s Face.

  • instant relief

    Maybe your disslacksia would go away if you’d stop staring at me with your creepy eye ball all day.

  • Sully
  • Sully

    The Ridiculous Six?

    Is that anything like The Magnificent Seven or The Hateful Eight? Is he trying to say he had his idea before Tarantino and Kurosawa?

  • Jason Ross

    Super SPOILER ALERT Moby and Rich say <> 1,457 times over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and

  • I don’t know but seeing Sandler and Kurosawa mentioned on the same comment board makes me want to stab my self in the heart.

    #Haricari

  • Sully

    DON’T DO IT, BOSS!! YOU’D NEVER FIND A BLADE LONG ENOUGH TO PIERCE YOUR FAT GUNGAN BODY!!

  • Kirke

    I admit that while I’m a massive fan of Arkham series, I cancelled my AK preorder after I found out about the season pass issues and how much they cut from the game. I’ll get the GOTY edition.

  • Sully

    You got a problem with Jasons, Jason?

  • Palpatine

    Does Batman Arkham Knight have button prompts? Because I won’t play it if it has button prompts! If it does, I’ll just go and screw around like a seven year old with ADHD instead.

  • Transgender procedural detective stories/ reality shows are the next big thing coming. Cops solving crimes and dealing with the daily challenges of sex-reassignment procedures.

  • instant relief

    Don’t worry, I will find some guys, that turn him into a giant kebap easily.

  • Buk Pravon

    I don’t know. :/ We had those already enough back then in history class.

    And it probably won’t be as funny, when the kid who’ll play Donald will be shot for sabotage at the end.

    But lets just wait a few years more. Disney will make it nevertheless, when they run out of stock.

  • instant relief

    My favourite would be a musical version of “The Story Of Menstruation”.

  • Buk Pravon

    Sounds great.

    Will it start with a baby with lipstick too? … Otherwise the audience might not notice, that the baby is female. :/

  • Buk Pravon

    Hm… saw it the first time right now. Still a better story than “Feast”.

  • My dad was kebab, tasted great.

  • instant relief

    Or we could turn you into fish tacos..

  • I sneak with my bow in the dense forest and stalk my pray. The crosshair cautions me. I’m being watched. I try to find higher ground to scout out some terrain but don’t get the time for a Cave Bear intends to have me for lunch. I quickly put away my bow and go for a dual Fire Bolt, I charge but realize that a cliff is near by, I sprint some distance circle around and the bear falls for my ingenious trap. He will no longer taste fire he will instead get some airtime down to the bottom of the valley. I charge my Unreleting Voice and down he goes. Satisfied with my clever trick I go on with my bow. #SKYRIM

    WHAT ARE YOU GUYS PLAYING AT THE MOMENT?

  • Kirke

    Dragon Age Inquisition multiplayer – if it bloody works. Their servers are ridiculous.
    Diablo 3 – absolutely love my witch doctor.
    Final Fantasy 14 – my first proper MMORPG, waiting for the price on Heavensward expansion to go down so I can get it.

  • Palpatine

    With myself. Sorry Omitted, I did it first!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    *dick licking

    Fixed for omi.

    #AllApologies

  • Buk Pravon

    I restarted World of Tanks recently.

    Nothing else.

  • DarkFluffy

    Dark Souls 2 SotfS. Invader trolls are trolling. But I’m collecting dark wraith gear…maybe I turn to the dark side and hunt THEIR souls! :/

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I’m still hoping the Gus Grimly designed stop motion Pinocchio gets revived by Del Toro.

    http://tinyurl.com/odp4kkn

  • Palpatine

    Now that looks cool.

  • Sully

    I about to signoff to go swimming if that counts. I’m all lathered up with anti-sun jizz, so I’ll see you suckas, later! PEACE!!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    OK. So I have a new favorite from this sub-genre of documentaries about failed movie projects. It’s called LOST SOUL, and it details the production of the Island of Dr. Moreau remake from 1996 — the notoriously botched film with Marlon Brando, Val Kilmer and David Thewlis — from bizarre inception as a passion project for cult director Richard Stanley to even-more bizarre completion by John Frankenheimer.

    It’s currently streaming on Netflix and well worth a watch.

  • instant relief

    Skyforge

  • Palpatine

    How many films are in that sub-genre?

  • Palpatine

    Also, I just saw that it has two stars on Netflix! What the hell?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    The same artist designed a Frankenstein

    http://tinyurl.com/pabwj3t

    Check out his website at madcreator.com

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Jodorowsky’s Dune, Superman Lives, a couple of others that I’ve forgotten the titles

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Never trust the ratings on Netflix.

    Just like you never turn your back on a doberman.

  • Angelo

    Hey, we tawlk abowt moopies here…

    Oooh… I forgot, it’s Pre-Rec… the filler between two Half in the Bag.

    (I actually like Pre-Rec but its just for the sake of beeing a jerk).

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Minesweeper

    Wait. What?

  • Angelo

    I’m amazed to learn that Marlon Brando was still alive and still making movies at that time.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Arguable that he was making movies. More accurately he was just showing up and sabotaging them.

  • Palpatine

    Even though he was more bloated than a dead blue whale at the time.

  • Angelo
  • Palpatine

    So that’s what happened to the rest of the decapitated horse from The Godfather.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Arguably, he was insane with grief over the death of his kids.

  • Angelo

    He was already doing that for Apocalypse Now. He had to lose some weight before showing up, of course he didn’t and didn’t care about his character, so Coppola had to play with the shadows in order to make it look good.

  • Buk Pravon

    Fun fact of the day: We have a new politic party in germany called “ALFA”. Founded by some former people from the AfD, who was decried by the press when they sold gold in the internet to raise their party donation account, not long ago.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You pervert she is fourteen years old.

  • Bubs

    The stars on Netflix are not ratings, it’s Netflix’s prediction of what you will give it. To see what other people have rated it, you have to look at reviews. Netflix thinks you won’t like the doc. For me, it shows up as 4.5 stars.

  • Buk Pravon

    I was fourteen yours old too… once.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Mr. Plinkett’s brother?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    That’s a favourite in places like Angola, Cambodia, and Somalia.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Whoa … MARK HAMILL.

  • Buk Pravon

    So that’s why they cast him. :O

  • omitted

    I’ve got one hard spot for you right here…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    They just cast Amy Schumer as the Genie …

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Well, that and they wanted to know how he got those scars.

    [Fun Fact: Car crash.]

  • Palpatine

    Keanu Reeves whoa!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Jedi … Knight?

    Yeah, no, this one is weak.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Speaking of Richard Stanley, Terminator-influenced, 1990 grindhouse sci-fi, Laura Prepon lookalikes and Lemmy from Motorhead…

    Wait. What?

    Anybody ever seen HARDWARE?

  • Palpatine

    No. What’s it about?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    It is about, um…In the dystopian, irradiated future, a scavenger brings discarded pieces of a military prototype cyborg to his girlfriend, an artist. Long story short, the thing turns itself on, and then gore happens. Just your basic monster amok in an environment thing, but it’s psychedelic and weird and partially narrated by Iggy Pop. Good suspense of the cheap B-movie variety. It’s on Netflix and YouTube.

    Maybe we could stick it in the hole?

  • Palpatine

    What episode of BotW would you guys say is the best one?

  • Palpatine

    But I thought you hated dumb movies?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Fun Fact: Nolan stole that whole “Wanna know how I got these scars?” thing from the 1935 version of MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY in which there is a peg-legged ship’s surgeon who keeps telling different versions of how he lost his limb to scare the midshipmen.

    OK, well, maybe Nolan didn’t steal it from that technically. But, the 1935 movie is the reason we have Best Supporting Actor Oscars today, since three actors from that film were nommed as leads for their roles, and the Academy wanted a way of preventing that sort of thing. And THAT’S a true, fun fact.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Fun Fact: I learned something today.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I do.

    And sometimes I don’t.

    The key is how seriously they take themselves and if there is any sort of artistic cleverness behind them at all. Say, a film like JURASSIC WORLD (sorry to flog that dead brontosaurus) which is total idiocy pretending to be state-of-the-art blockbuster is likely to piss me off far more than a junkie Halloween-time werewolf picture, like, say, WOLF COP.

    In the case of HARDWARE, there is clearly an artistic mind behind it. Plus, Public Image, Ltd. songs.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    The ones without those Canadians who keep skipping out on my gahdam barbacues!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I wish those Candadians got their own spin-off. They could take a bad movie and dissect the practical effects and drink some beer.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    What? Wanna share it with the class?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Hey Taco, I think you, especially, as a filmmaker, would really kinda dig LOST SOUL.

  • Kirke

    I’ve been rewatching them all lately and I can’t really pick a favorite. They’re all so much fun.

  • Palpatine

    Despite the fact I enjoyed Jurassic World, I can’t argue with that statement.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You’re all heart, big guy.

  • Bubs

    My favorite is the Halloween one where they’re at that “haunted” Mansion. Mike makes like 2 or 3 slut-jokes, and the look Jesse gives him is priceless. She was havin’ none of his shit that night. And I think Jay is drunk as hell in that, he keeps filling up on that Hallo-wine.

  • Buk Pravon

    Okay. I get it. °-.- I suck at making up fun facts. :'(

  • Palpatine

    My favorite would have to be first Christmas episode.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    it’s either the holiday special two parter or the original xmas episode that had nazi elves. both of them are flawless.

  • Palpatine

    I don’t which part of the Christmas two parter is funnier.

  • Bubs

    The first part. That’s when Rich gets his “one phone call”.

  • Palpatine

    Who was that called Rich anyway, and why did Mike say “another funeral”?

  • atheistconservative

    “How do you do that without Robin Williams?”

    Well it’s easy now that women are the new men. You git Robin GIVENS. Everyone will be so happy to see a woman in a man’s role they’ll forget there’s no story or jokes. Just like the new Ghostbusters!

  • Sully

    The sad thing is, I don’t anyone, man or woman, who is excited by the new female Ghostbuster film.

  • Sully

    I see what you did there.

  • Sully

    And also there.

  • DarkFluffy

    No idea who Bane is or supposed to be but I bet he was a supercool dangerous villian in the comics. Now he just a dude with a thing in the mouth.

    Your Achilles thing is pretty wise btw.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I’m just gonna dick you and tell you that no one has ever made that observation before.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Fun (fact): Heath Ledger’s performance was inspired by that on character in that one 90’s B-movie we watched in the Manhole once. If someone can remind me what the name of that movie was, I’d be grateful.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Does WotW count? I’d say WotW #7, the one with Freddie Williams II is pretty high up there.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Eye understand.

  • Ogrot

    A forty five minute review to discuss a AAA video game that takes only twenty three hours to complete???

    Rich, video games are stupid toys for kids that should only be discussed and judged as a novelty product. You shouldn’t spend more than fifteen minutes talking about it tops. Now talking about an Adam Sandler Movie where Adam Sandler talks to Adam Sandler in drag in an eternal runtime of 90 minutes, now that warrants a 58 minute discussion video on Half in the Bag.

    Now excuse me while I continue to complain about your show, because you have the audacity to not be Jay or Mike while doing something on your own.

    Anyway, the format is getting better. This was as great as your discussion about Bloodborne. The on screen chemistry between the two of you is working very well. And you had a lot of great back and forth about the game. And a tough but fair evaluation of it that was very reminiscent of HitB. Judged for what it is as opposed to what you wish it were. Though you weren’t able to convince me to pay a retail full value for it. (Tank being a lot of gameplay and predator mode becoming easy mode is kind of a deal breaker to waste sixty dollars).

    One side note I’m not a lighting expert, but you guys may want to tweak how you light this set. Particularly on the blue drapery. Jack literally has a glare bouncing off his head, a hard shadow on the backdrop, and the lighting is making the wrinkles in the blue backdrop really stick out. Making the whole thing look super cheap. Which it shouldn’t, because we all know that shit was a lot of hours to make and it should look as awesome as it is.

  • omitted

    You dick him real good…

  • Kirke

    I was amazed by the random film facts they were throwing around, Jay especially.

  • Palpatine

    It really reminded me of us.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    I think they’re wonderful.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    “No woman would ever willingly fuck that troll.”

    I’ve heard that more often than I care to.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I will. He sounds like he needs some solid dick from an Iron Man WrongWithYourFace.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Well said. That second paragraph however was far too short. I’m no writing expert, in fact I’m not really an expert in anything, but it left me wanting.. more!!

  • Ogrot

    Sir Jennifer Lawrence Oliver once said, “Bervity is the soul of twits.”

  • RLMkeepitup

    i notice you didn’t say leave the area and call and adult, as you know it is very important to get our key phrasing down if we are to practice spam safety

  • Ogrot

    or was it Big titties… I can’t r’member.

  • TapewormBike

    What’s your favourite Batman thingy, anyway?

  • Palpatine

    Batman and Robin The Dark Knight.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I used to think Jason Todd was the worst Batman character, but they’ve introduced so many more over the years, he probably no longer even makes the list of ten worst Batman. There’s Spoiler, Lincoln March, Dr. Hurt, Hush, Orca, Bluebird, Batwing, Catwoman’s little hooker sidekick, Azrael, Anarky, Chappie, and resurrected Jason Todd, and I’m not even scratching the surface.

  • Palpatine

    I’ve never even heard of those new characters.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I have a working replica Bat-Signal.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Some of ’em aren’t new. Some are more than twenty years old.

  • TapewormBike

    Yeah, well, comic continuity. It does get tiresome having the new person becoming the new villain too.

  • Palpatine

    Oh. I guess it’s my fault for never reading the comics.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You’re good.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Fun Fact: We can thank some no-longer-known so-and-so who appeared on the “Pedro with AIDS” season of MTV’s The Real World for resurrecting Jason Todd.

  • TapewormBike

    No, evil, you got it switched around again.

  • TapewormBike

    I honestly don’t remember when that happened for the first time. Hush (not for real although retconned for real) or Under the Hood….?

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  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    The Hush thing was a fake-out. Clayface or somebody pretending to be Jason Todd (a character that would not have even been known by that version of Clayface, if you want to get continuity-snippy). Gawd, “Hush” was wretched! “Under the Hood” was officially the character’s return, but then they ret-conned they way he was resurrected. Twice, I think. Entirely stupid. Done so much better by the Marvel people when they did the Winter Soldier rip-off.

  • TapewormBike

    Oh, the Hush thing was a fake out, but they have said, somewhere that although it was Clayface the second time, the first time it was for realsies. Seriously, I want that wedgie.

  • Alex Lee

    I’m going to go with the first Christmas episode because it had Elves.

    A close second is the dinosaur one.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    They’ve also said that one of the Superboys broke reality by punching it real hard or that Ra’s Al Ghul used Jason’s body as a test for cloning Damiens or some sh!t.

    Point is, they say stupid sh!t, and I am ignoring them.

  • TapewormBike

    See, I am in for the stupid shit, because stupid is fine as long as the actual writing holds up. Granted, I would be OK with Jason Todd staying dead.

  • Red Skeleton

    Film Freak? So bad they let Bane kill him off.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Too many fantastical elements in a mythology that is best when it is isn’t fantastical.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Good one! I’d totally forgotten that one.

    Similarly, they let Damien kill off The Gentleman Ghost.

    Sadly, though, The Ventriloquist is still dead. (No, the chick doesn’t count.)

  • TapewormBike

    Forget it, Jack. You’re talking to a Morrison fan.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Oh, Jeebus. So, you’re cool with Bat-Cow, a crime-fighting bovine that has been described as a “he” but clearly has udders? And Bruce Wayne, human time-traveler?

  • Red Skeleton

    Oh, and don’t forget Calendar Man. INCLUDING his stupid Anthony Hopkins makeover for Long Halloween. I’d say the one son form the Long Halloween was a bad character but he really wasn’t, just a victim of REALLY awkward writing. (You know the son I mean)

  • TapewormBike

    Bofine.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    No. I have a soft spot for the ret-conned Calendar Man and even The Clock King in all three of his recent animated versions.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Boshit.

  • TapewormBike

    How many times do I have to say I am just a big dumb kid?

  • Red Skeleton

    Blegh, I didn’t like the long halloween. I have nothing against Clock King, though.

  • TapewormBike

    (just holding his place till Omi comes in)

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You’re good.

    I’m just peeved because they’ve taken my favo(u)rite recent Batman comics concept, Black and White, and handed it off to Morrison so he can do all his wacky alterna-bat nonsense to it and ruin it for good. DC just doesn’t want me to be a Batman fan.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    He really doesn’t mind when you do it for him. It’s kind of flattering.

    *cocking

  • TapewormBike

    Oh shit, so they did…I just learned about that. OK, that’s kinda sorta definitely against what the book was supposed to be.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You’re right about TLH. It is awkwardly written. But there are some wicked little highlights throughout.

    I guess I’m in favo(u)r of a Hannibal Lechter / Mabuse-ish Calendar Man in concept more than in execution.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Yep. They should be calling it Elseworlds Black and White, and I’d be fine with it, because it would be identified as something different.

  • TapewormBike

    Loeb had few good ideas, but he can’t write, really. As well as recycling that one main idea with Bat, over. And over.

  • Earth

    The first Christmas episode almost killed me. That Santa Clause movie and their Mexican hypothesis.

    I’ll always have a soft spot for the Amazing Bulk one with Colin, the Gillian one with Crazy Fat Ethel and the Xtro one because those were the first ones I watched.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    That’s right, Jay!

    He was lucky that Tim Sale’s art sold his gimmick for him. When he had Jim Lee, the whole thing was just patently villain-of-the-month awful.

  • TapewormBike

    It’s dumb and reeks of just not wanting to lose a part of readership which they definitely will lose with that move..

  • Earth

    Planescape Torment for the first time. It’s kind of amazing.

  • TapewormBike

    Plus it’s kind of awkward when you know at which parts had Lee full on raging boner over his art.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I don’t know that they care about readership. Everything they’ve done with Batman for over 15 years has caused total reader turnover; yet, there always seem to be more than enough newbs who fall for it and keep falling for it.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    This month! A special all-spreadsheet issue!

    Next month! All-spreadsheets! But with extra hash lines!

  • TapewormBike

    It is Batman. Even if it’s Dick Grayson or Jim Gordon or..yeah, I see your point. I like Batman, but he is beat by Concrete in my own panteon of comic book people.

  • Earth

    You’ll love the remake: Fallout 4.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Eh. How many times has Gotham City been destroyed? It’s not like these characters ever even commit crimes any more. They’ve all become BWAH-HA-HA-ing, Marvel-style world-enders. And, I’m completely turned off by the idea that “anybody can be Batman.” That is so completely NOT the point, and it just trivializes everything about the character.

    Dick Grayson is Batman again? Really? Most people when they’ve grown up, even if they take over daddy’s business, they still get to wear their own clothes. It’s so fyucking boring and non-creative.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    What’s wrong with hash lines? Sure, Lee has his share of bad work (and hash lines), but he’s definitely someone who knows his stuff.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    The cool thing about characters like Concrete, The Goon, Hellboy, Nexus, etc. is they’ve stayed fairly contained. The guy who came up with the idea pretty much keeps control, even when others come to play in the sand-box. With those characters, you get a sense that there is a beginning, a middle, and an end, and everything — even if it swerves around a bit — serves a purpose.

    With the bigger, iconic characters, it turns into a writer’s big chance to do HIS version of the story, without really any consideration for an ongoing narrative.

    “Hey, I’m young writer guy! I’ve got this cool assignment, and I’ve gotta make a name for myself. So, now Batman’s a talking dog!”

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Eh. Hash lines and seams.

    I prefer a little more style. And movement. All of Jim Lee’s art is nicely-rendered posing.

  • Earth

    Freddie’s amazing illustrations make that episode.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I can agree with that, but there’s still a lot to admire and respect there. At least his hash lines serve a purpose, unlike someone like Liefeld. On the more stylized end, I very much enjoy Dustin Nguyen, although why he keeps letting Derek Fridolfs ink his work is beyond me. Most of the time it’s just Dustin’s watercolors that serve his style any justice.
    I actually think Greg Capullo has a pretty good balance on style and rendering, even though he makes Bruce Wayne look like a 20-year-old.

    #LiefeldIsAnEasyPunchingBagAndILoveIt

  • Sully
  • Sully
  • WrongWithYourFace

    I have a hard time wrapping my head around that.

    I think I may be doing something wrong.

  • atheistconservative

    I’m kind of anxious to see if people reject it.

    I mean, there’s the long shot that it will actually be a hilarious reboot that just happened to need four female leads, not a social-agenda-driven corpse-fucking loosely attached to the bizarre modern desire to put women in charge of everything.

    But just in case it isn’t, whether or not society rejects it will be a great indicator as to whether Western culture is entirely hopeless or only mostly hopeless.

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  • Sully

    Sounds to me like you’re doing something right. Holla!

  • Sully

    That is the one.

  • Danners

    It took Jack a long time to get the combat system down? He’s so bad at video games. Good thing Rich is a nice fellow.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I like some of your choices like Holly, Anarky, Hush, Red Hood, and Lincoln March. But Spoiler goddamn I hate Stephanie Brown and her relationship with Tim Drake. It is so fucking annoying and bad it makes wonder why didn’t just let her stay fucking dead? Why did they make her Batgirl and change Cassie Cain to someone else? Fuck you, writers you like her, I hope you burn in hell.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The fact he bones a lot of hot chicks.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    What would you call him?

    http://tinyurl.com/nrtv4zt

  • WrongWithYourFace

    It takes long for Jack to get anything down. His attention span is too short to focus on what’s happening in the game, so instead he just dicks around aimlessly. And yet he wonders why there are prompts in games. Unfortunately his tunnel vision ensures that he’ll miss all the prompts, as well.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Is that the Gordonbat?

  • Danners

    I mean, I like the guy…. but yeah this seems to be the case every time I watch him on Twitch. It is okay Jack, we’ll laugh WITH you. Idiot.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Sigh. Yes. The Rabbit-Bat. Robot-Bat. Rab-Bat.

    An idea so bad, it’s ruined two characters at least until the next ret-con.

  • Sully

    Chappie.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Great minds, Foxy.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I like it actually.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    There’s one in every crowd.

    I guess it’s good someone likes it. But, as a thirty year-more veteran of Batman comics, I’m getting fairly sick of waiting for the pendulum to swing back to basics and the sort of stories I like to read.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    One in every crowd? From what I gather a lot of people like the idea and it’s better than the shit that happened right after Final Crisis. Remember Final Crisis? I do! It sucked! EVERYTHING SUCKED AFTER THAT!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I’m watching some Batman: The Animated Series and I wonder, what are some of your favorite episodes from the show?

    Personally, off the top of my head, I’d pick The Laughing Fish, Beware of Gray Ghost, Perchance To Dream, The Last Laugh Mad Love and Almost Got ‘Im.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    So, I want to get out of the house and I’m considering seeing either Inside Out or The Amazing Ant-Man: Rise of the Exterminator. Which one would you guys recommend?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Yes.

  • Sully

    Both.

    But only because Wizard said, “Yes” first.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    From what I gather lots of people like lots of stuff. Doesn’t matter to me in the least. And, of the people I know still reading comics, nobody is on board with it and are getting impatient for Scott Snyder to get the boot. So, we must be hanging in different crowds.

    DC’s whole new marketing shtick is predicated on “something for everyone,” but there isn’t a single book being published with a recognizable Batman or Superman in it. That’s an awful lot of “everyones” getting shafted.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I got back Ant-Man and it was good. The opening shows a younger Michael Douglas, good god does it look convincing. The visual effects are fantastic as it does shrinking and viewing the world thing different than most movies that do that. Great comedy too, it’s a movie called Ant-Man so there has to be. The best stuff comes from Michael Pena but everyone has a great moment of comedy. Even Kate from Lost with her haircut that makes her look like Karen O. Michael Douglass isn’t giving us a Harrison Ford performance in which he acts like a grumpy old grandpa, he’s still great and doesn’t phone it in unlike some actors.

    https://youtu.be/4bwep_FFRwY

    The issue is the villain. Okay when is puts on his evil suit and fights Ant-Man he’s great but when he’s not he’s just okay. You don’t really get a sense of his motivations, you know why he doesn’t but there is no emotional core to them. The fucking robot that tried to kill everyone had better motivation and was more fun to watch. Also Kate O kisses Scott Lang at the end which leads to great comedy but I didn’t see any romantic connection between the two. They liked one another sure but love? It wasn’t there. Whatever it has a giant Thomas the Tank Engine. So by that alone you should watch this movie.

  • Domo

    This.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Mr. Holmes

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Or, perhaps just maybe?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You picked pretty good ones there, pally.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    So if Gordon is Batman and Dick Grayson is Batman, or whatever, does Bruce have stake in the Batverse at all right now? Or is he just running the finances of Batman Inc. or some bullshit like that?

  • Sully

    SOLD!

  • Domo

    Ant-Man, but I haven’t seen Inside Out. It wasn’t too bad!

  • Bubs

    Can we stop putting Kate from Lost in things? That train came to a stop years ago. The next thing she should show up in is a shallow grave.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    He’s an amnesiac, working a homeless shelter or something.

    Dick Grayson isn’t currently Batman. He’s a “spy,” working undercover.

    I believe Batman Inc. has already been relegated to bad memories.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Scott Snyder to you might be doing a bad job but to everyone else he is not. In fact Snyder has written more interesting and complex stories than Jeph Loeb, with the exception of The Long Halloween. Loeb, you fuck. You bought your Marvel executive money from the Kevin Fiege store of Appealing People. You cheap stake. I know it because I SOLD IT TO YOU!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    You mean Thomas?

  • Bubs

    Highly recommend Inside Out, especially if there’s a lady you can bring along. It will seriously grease the wheels. But you should go late at night… like midnight. Best way to avoid kids, who we all know suck.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That would be spoilers. Go read Snyder’s run, I enjoy quite a bit. Also why isn’t Snyder a screenwriter? He might be a better screenwriter than a comic book writer.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    “Everyone else.”

    Wizard, you sure do know an awful lot of people.

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  • Wizard Phoenix

    By everyone else I mean the number of comics sold. Snyder must have done something right if he’s selling millions. Also Loeb is a fraud.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I’m probably not gonna read any of it anyway, so spoil away. Unless it has something to do with Death of the Family, because I actually do intend to finally read that, despite the staple-faced Joker.
    I mostly read just the graphic novels and very carefully picked story arcs.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Nobody is selling millions of comics right now.

    We all already dismissed Loeb, and he’s been exclusive to Marvel for over a decade anyway. Why is he your go-to for a Snyder comparison?

    Snyder has been a great writer on his own American Vampire. But with Batman it’s one distillation after another of previous ideas in slightly new imitations, with word balloon exposition bigger than some of the panels.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It does actually because there is this thing called continuity.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I don’t know numbers and I’m not comparing the two I just hate what the fuck he’s become an horrible fraud.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    That’s right, Jay!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I’m with you, Face. Self-contained arcs and graphic novels are the only ways to go for Batman anymore. His “continuity” is just gimmicky crap, in my opinion.

    Though I still enjoy Legends of the Dark Knight and, for giggles, Batman ’66. Neither of which are continuity-based.

  • Bubs

    I think I nailed down one of the key reasons I hate Pre-Rec. I mean, their knowledge of video games and the industry is pitiful. Their opinions and criticisms are unsubstantiated and occasionally self-contradictory. It lacks a ratings system or summary which clearly outlines their opinion at a glance. I could go on, but all this aside, it’s not the whole picture.

    I feel like Pre-Rec is riding RLM’s coattails. If Pre-Rec was just some review show started up by two game nerds on YouTubbs, it would have like 157 views each episode. But because it’s part of the RLM collection, it has a built-in fanbase. It’s averaging upwards of 70k views, solely because it has the RLM title and let’s face it – most of us would take a bullet for one of these guys. If you guys are serious about getting into the game review biz (and I sigh because it seems like you are), maybe you should try to separate yourselves from the RLM brand. It could be beneficial all around – giving you a better idea of what is required in the game review community to survive and ultimately thrive; a chance to further hone your craft, if you will.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It seems ever since he wrote those terrible Superman/Batman books he’s become worse and worse. This guy made like four great Batman stories with Tim Sale. What did he eat-I mean what happened?

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    These days “wasn’t too bad” is a solid 8/10. Thanks for the suggestion! I can always trust the film tastes of RedLetterMedeorites.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Oh those Superman/Batman things were indescribably rank.

    On that, we are in 100% agreement.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    We liked to be called frauds.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Or hacks. Or, even better, hack-frauds.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Oh. Screw continuity. I’m guessing Bruce is traumatized by something and has some brooding to do to recuperate.

  • Palpatine

    He doesn’t like button prompts because he doesn’t like having his hand held throughout the game. But then he complains that he doesn’t what to do in the game and just ends up dicking around.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Well something happened to Bruce and Mistah J.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Yeah, he “died” in a gay embrace with The Joker, in a heart-shaped pool of blood.

    No. I’m. Not. Kidding. (Only partly.)

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Yes, I was thinking it was a good movie to see with a lady friend. By the way, our avatar pictures are like alternate universe versions of the same fraud. Someone get me Donnie Darko on the phone.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    There are so many goddamn problems with those stories especially the Public Enemies arc. So first off at the time Lex was becoming more of an anti hero, he did horrible things but still helped out innocent people for political gain. He wasn’t too bad but now he’s a cartoonish one dimensional bad that clearly is fucking evil and wants to kill Superman. And also the world apparently no longer trusts Superman, who stands for trust justice and the American way, and Batman any more. Fuck you, Loeb.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Now this I have to see.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    There is also kinda of a Arkham City element to it as in the Lazarus Pit. EDIT: It basically is one but Snyder is becoming more like Zack.

  • Palpatine

    Isn’t that the movie where Ian McKellean plays an old senile man?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I forgot…there’s a magic pool of healing lava in the Bat-Cave.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I’ll allow it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s basically a Lazarus Pit but Snyder didn’t call it that because…..just because.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Hi, Rich.
    Hi, Rich.
    Hi, Rich.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I haven’t scoped the stats but I see this video is really well received on youtube. I can’t imagine that’s all due to them being from RLM. Rich’s opinion is usually what everyone is thinking about the games.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    But, we all know there can only be one Lord of Fraudery, only one who can bend box office numbers to his will, and he does not share power.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    It’s got a name but I forget it.

    Unobtainium? Maybe?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Cue credits.

  • Palpatine

    You forget the fact that the only games they mostly approve of are indie games with pixel art graphics.

  • Bubs

    Yes, but I think they’re trying to change that (which at least proves that they are willing to change their style to appeal to a broader audience). Lately they’ve been reviewing new releases -Arkham Knight came out just last week.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Hmph. I never liked Ra’s Al Ghul. The Lazarus pits are like the ultimate lazy writer’s built-in retcon tool (isn’t that a mouthful).

    Seems like you didn’t mean a literal Lazarus pit but anyway.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Well it is one basically. What else do you call it anyway? A plot point?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Rich was looking forward to the game anyway, so it was more like an exception to the rule than a sign of change.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Once again, we agree. Never been a Ra’s fan. He’s never fit my personal “continuity” for Batman because he usually requires that Bats leaves Gotham City. And fights shirtless.

    It’s not that it’s a bad character, at all. Ra’s is actually a very good character. I’d just prefer he was a rogue of The Flash or Shazam or someone — anyone — else. Plus, the al Ghul continuity is responsible for Damien. Yeesh.

    If Bruce Wayne found out he had a 10 year-old biological son, he’d take him fishing, not put pixie boots on him and have him run around fighting killers.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    A deux ex machina.

    Or, maguffin.

    This particular one, however, was necessary for The Joker to get his face back and Alfred his hand.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I think the meat of Pre-Rec is in the streams, don’t know if that’s what they intend. But in the end, it’s all just a ploy for these hacks to play more video games when they should really be shooting more episodes of HitB and BotW.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Curses, Denny O’Neil! Why do people ruin your classic and brilliant ideas?

  • Bubs

    Well yes, but what I mean to say is that such good reception can be misleading. Other game review shows are getting 200k, 300k, 1 mil hits per run. I think Jack and Rich are charismatic enough to achieve this as well, but their format needs work. If they’re happy with getting 50kish hits, many of which are just from people who are already RLM fans (meaning little influx of new ‘customers’), they might see no need to make adjustments to their formula; in essence blocking them from reaching their true potential.

    An Analgee:
    If we think of RLM fans being “Mom”, as long as your Mom is telling you that you’re doing a good job, you’ll be happy with it. But once you get a real, useful critique from an unbiased party, you won’t know what to do with it, as it contradicts everything you’ve been hearing (from your Mom). Which is why I say a breakaway could be beneficial – know what people are really looking for so they can grow their fanbase in a meaningful way: IF that’s what they want. If it’s not, I guess I’ll go fuck myself.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Jurassic World had the same issue. At times the CGI dinosaurs were more fun to watch than the actors.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I didn’t say that, the actors are all good and better than the effects.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    *referring to your criticism of the villain.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Ohhh…be clear, Woody.

  • Can’t we just put her in a dumpster for crap movie sars instead?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I like her in things but the things she chooses aren’t the best movies.

  • This webzone is full of Marvel sellouts. #batmannewssignal

  • Wizard Phoenix

    *cut to Rich Evans didn’t read LOL gif*

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Like that fucker Jeph Loeb?

  • Domo

    I just don’t see how they could separate at this point. Even the one time a Pre-Rec video wasn’t posted on Patreon/RLM, it was linked here by a Disqus user, anyway. Plus, they read the comments here, and when we think they’re wrong about something, they get the full brunt of it. We possibly give better critiques than other youtube reviewers receive by the very nature of putting Jack/Rich to such a high RLM standard.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    And one lone man standing knee-deep against the tide. (Who now bids all hack-frauds adieu, since he’s going to go do laundry, um, with Tide, not against it.)

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    When I judge anything from RLM, I first ask: Is Mike in it? If the answer is “yes,” then I know I’ll probably like it. You can chalk that up to my man crush on him. Because he’s a funnier character than we’ve ever had before.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Team Jack takes issue with your last word.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    drink some **REAL** beer

  • Sully

    That’s the kind of thing you buy off the back of a truck, after someone
    unplugs the freezer overnight at the shark mart.

    Pound Sign: OutOfContextQuoteOfTheDay

    http://i.imgur.com/sWvL229.jpg

  • Domo

    Oh man, pictures, too!

    This is the best quote Christmas, ever!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    *Gets up in front of class*
    *Clears throat*
    “Today I learned that there’s a movie titled ‘Mutiny on the Booty Bounty’ and that it caused something about … uh, it made those other Oscars. The 2nd Best Actor Awards. Thank you.”
    *Scattered clapping*

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    As a young Canadian male unsure of himself, I can also relate to the title.

    *Rim shot*

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I wasn’t even that familiar with the character before Arkham City and right away I thought the idea of him seemed too fantastical. When it comes to Batman,I may be more accepting of the supernatural than you, but Ra’s goes a hint too far.

    And I find it kind of silly that an eco terrorist like Ra’s mostly just wants to destroy Gotham, for some reason. I mean, sure, Gotham is a wretched hive of scum and villainy, but if you work an international organization, I’m sure Gotham is going to be the least of your concerns.

    The same reason that Batman shouldn’t leave Gotham, I’ve never been much of a fan of him as part of the Justice League, either. He’s no superhero. All the world-saving stuff is for Superman. But at least one saving factor is that Bats is usually pretty reluctant to be there with the others.

    I couldn’t agree more on Damian. Bruce’s biological son is the last person he’d actually want to drag into his crusade. And the even if you don’t like the idea of Batman having sidekicks, the others are at least likable. Damian is just a whiny brat.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Is that concept art from Disney’s “Army of Darkness 2”?

  • Sully

    Absolutely maybe.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    It’s gonna be possibly.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Frankly this video review must have taken so much work and it’s quality but your point about the format makes sense. I remember saying early on that they should avoid reviews with 7/10 etc scores because it causes so much outrage. Even veteran review sites grapple with this. I give them credit for trying different things. Mostly this video could have been a lot shorter. I think they’re doing good business on twitch from what I’ve seen.

  • Sully

    nuh-uh

  • Sully

    That’s 50% doubtful.

  • Domo

    This is an odd question, but it’s been one of those nights, so I figured I asked.

    Do any of you have parents or family that show absolute disdain for you being into comics/movies/anime/games? I mean, we’re all adults here (I think), but sometimes I can get off the phone with my folks and feel like I’m eight when I tell them that I spent my free day watching a movie marathon rather than “Being more productive.”

  • Sully

    No, but I come from a family that’s primarily made up of actors, musicians, and various other artists, so we’re all part-time unemployed. i.e. a shit ton of free time.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Old folks tend to think such things are for kids and look down upon people who don’t think like them. It’s fun to be a kid once in a while, they should remember that.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    As a writer who’s trying to make it, I call it “research.”

  • Domo

    Oooh. I like that.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Well, I’m off to see “How Ant-Man Got His Groove Back.” Stay classy, San Fraudcisco.

  • The Ghost

    I’m lucky. I just did a three-week tour with my band and my parents couldn’t have been more supportive about it. I think it’s because they still live in a world where we’re “One hit record away from being set for life” – as they’ve said to me a million times – but the notion of me being involved with anything artistic or entertaining has always made them happy. At this point they just sort of look at me as the family music and film expert.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Not really. My mother thinks I consume too much Batman but it’s not like she’s going to frown upon something that inspires me (comics).

  • Jawson’s Creek
  • Jawson’s Creek
  • RLMkeepitup

    I detect a dorsal fin off the starboard bow

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Hearing that theme song fills my mind with apocalyptic visions I can’t quite explain.

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • Sully

    Yep. Everything is inspiration.

  • Sully
  • Jawson’s Creek

    …and you thought robert onadowner junior sucked

  • Jawson’s Creek

    If you’re going to San Fraudcisco be sure to wear some flowers in your hair

  • Jawson’s Creek

    Bat Tank, and you thought The Tumbler sucked

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No because I’m a happy normal person who dates women who are in bands.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Who besides George Lucas is the greatest hack fraud of all time? They have to be people of vision who must have done something really really right and good before but now because of their once giant creative success they’re able to be lazy as shit and get away with it. George Lucas types.

  • RLMkeepitup

    every politician ever, also anyone who lip syncs and M light shamadilo

  • Sully

    George Romero, Tim Burton, M.Night Shayamalan, Rob Reiner, Francis Ford Coppola…

  • Palpatine

    Mike Stoklasa.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    *insert Mike impersonating Coppola*

  • RLMkeepitup

    Heeeyyooo

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Most known for Care Boars and everything since is shit.

  • Bubs

    Jesus Christ. He did that ONE thing 2,000 years ago. But what has the motherfucker done since? Nothing. But people still won’t shut the fuck up about him. I’m not impressed.

  • Palpatine
  • Bubs

    No, I’m the successful one in my family (read: the only one who’s not an alcoholic). If I did though, I would never hear the end of it.

    Mom: “You spent the whole day playing video games?”
    Me: “No, Mom. That’s not what I do…”
    Mom: “My son the loser… ” *click*

  • Bubs

    I forgot about that one. But it was really derivative of his earlier work

  • Andrew Thompson.

    He’s not really a fraud, but boy that John Carpenter has been a hack sometimes. ‘Ghosts of mars’ what the fuck was he thinking?

  • Palpatine

    Nah, my folks are perfectly fine with my film obsession.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I’ve never read anything with Damian Wayne, but the sole notion that Batman has a zombie son, is ridiculous.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    wow… I have no words. It sounds so stupid, it has to be true. Dan Didio’s DC is a nightmare. I miss Jenette Kahn.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Chris Carter.

  • Palpatine

    Who?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Precisely.

  • Ogrot

    I agree. The gaming community that made Pewdiepie a millionaire knows what’s up. Also it is really important to quantify subjective experiences down to a series of numbers. Otherwise, how would I ever be able to know whether I would enjoy something if I didn’t know how many Plinkett’s out of five the graphics or gameplay were? These are much needed changes, indeed.

    When Destructoid asked Jim Sterling to make his own editorial videos they did the smart thing and made him put them on some other unknown website hidden away so they wouldn’t be embarrassed as he bumbled through the process that was new to him and no one would see them. Oh wait. That never happened, because that is stupid. Jim can’t get better at making videos if only his mom and a few friends watch them and have nothing to say nor would he have the motivation to continue making them over focusing on his other duties at Destructoid. And crappily produced videos alongside the other content he does well didn’t hurt Destructoid in the least. And eventually well they stopped sucking and Jim went off to bigger and better things.

    This is really no different. RLM is having Jack and Rich produce this thing on their own for the purpose of broadening their reportoire of things they can do as employees while at the same time helping out with populating the website with more content. That is what it has always been. The idea that somehow them, at first creating even a total shit (your opinion not mine I find it to be more in the middle of the pack) review show somehow hurts RLM’s other content is downright silliness. If you are going to stop watching Half in the Bag, Best of the Worst, or the Plinkett stuff or whatever because you don’t like Pre Rec well that says more about you then it does about RLM and I would prescribe professional help because that’s just crazy talk. If you don’t like the show then stop fucking watching it.

  • Thanatos2k

    You pay for hookers you don’t own!?

  • Thanatos2k

    But the periodic update it needs is often a short phone home, needed maybe once a month. Perfectly doable on shit internet or satellite.

  • Crixxxx

    Goddanm!

  • instant relief

    Please stop cursing. This comment commenting webzone is the last haven of peace and tranquility on the intertubes.

  • Palpatine

    He didn’t curse, he just said goddanm.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    You’re Goddamn right.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    That’s because they wouldn’t dare cross a Sith Lord.

  • Palpatine

    And they’re over 140 years old as well.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Their midichlorian levels must be off the charts.

  • Jawson’s Creek

    J.J. Abrams

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Jawson’s Creek

    you’re trying to hit on me aren’t you

  • Jawson’s Creek

    One show that sucked – Friends. man did I not get the love for that, everybody raved on about it, and I was like, meh. Anyway that was my ”One Show That Sucked” segment. Now here’s a word from our sponsors. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VbODnX0dVs

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Copela was great in the 70’s but on the first day of 1980 he sold his creative soul to the deamon Hakenfraud, for a lazy life of getting fat in a directors chair.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    That and Seinfeld. how is sad depressed neurotic people who need serious help funny?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Technically that is Blasphemie.

  • Jawson’s Creek

    At least Seinfeld had Jason Alexander, unlike Friends.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Yeah but it had the god awful nasal whine of Seinfeld and is pathetic humor. so its a no score draw.

  • Jawson’s Creek

    Love Boat was better

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i preferred Fantasy Island.
    The Plane boss. The Plane!.

  • Jawson’s Creek

    everybody loves little people

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX6I2NrguAs

  • instant relief

    Jeesh, did you move to Germany now? Could’ve at least given me a warning, so I’d left the country.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    We have closed the borders. its to late to escape now.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    And that was me accidentally misspelling Blasphemy. turned out it was german.
    the lord Rich moves in mysterious ways.

  • Jawson’s Creek

    Technically we should be spelling Rich as Reich

  • Andrew Thompson.

    No in German Richard is Richard. from Ric(King) Hard(Strong.)

  • Jawson’s Creek

    Ah, no wonder we shortened it to Dick

  • instant relief

    Oh, no. I got this “Install Windows 10”-App on my taskbar now. I think my PC is trying to kill me.

  • Jawson’s Creek

    somebody’s been watchin Terminator Genisys again

  • instant relief

    Neato, at least I’m not gonna be a refugee now.

  • instant relief

    My name is A. Hitler and I approve this message.

  • Jawson’s Creek

    Like people, can we please stop saying like, like every second word, like its totally like lame, like yah i realise i’m the first ever like to mention that, anyway like please, follow me on twitter or like me on facebook, or like you know, whatever.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    no one talks like that here. #random is yous like all cray cray?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Do you get hard when you see a Me-109? ir is that just me?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    *hard.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Punch him for me.

  • Alex Lee

    M. Night Shamalayan (sp?). He made one good movie and then became a parody of himself.

  • Alex Lee

    Really? I get that he’s a chameleon director since he copies other people’s styles, but he doesn’t come across as lazy.

  • instant relief

    But he invented the lens flare back in 1847.

  • Alex Lee

    Oh man, I completely forgot Tim Burton. After Mars Attacks(which I maintain is a fine comedy), he just stopped caring.

  • Jawson’s Creek

    true he did make bendickt cumberpatch a star

  • Alex Lee

    “Right next to Bambi.”

    -Harry S. Plinkett

  • TapewormBike

    Can’t agree more. And still…:)

  • Andrew Thompson.

    You can take the Australian boy to South Africa, but you cant take the Australian instinct to punch sharks from the boy.

    http://www.smh.com.au/sport/mick-fanning-shark-attack-caught-on-video-kelly-slater-surfers-left-shocked-20150720-gifwwd

  • Andrew Thompson.

    that is not Tur Dat. BAD JAWS!

  • omitted

    Why is it that the site nowadays decides to reload the page at indeterminate intervals fucking up Disqus in the process? I blame Andrew big-breasted spam bots.

  • TapewormBike

    Read about that. As a person who is incredibly afraid of the sea (now, in a completely landlocked country), I couldn’t. Just couldn’t.

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • instant relief

    Andrew isn’t a big-breasted spam bot?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I forgot about the spy thing. How dumb is that? Would like to pick up a comicbook called “Grayson”, with guy in cargo pants and t-shirt on the cover?

  • omitted

    I’m talking about the RLM site itself, because I don’t remember it reloading itself on it’s own before.

  • TapewormBike

    Disqus just takes us for granted now.

  • Jawson’s Creek

    It’s become self-aware

  • TapewormBike

    And created Andrew.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Meh. most of the time when your floating out the back waiting for a wave, the shadow that passes under your board is a seal or a dolphin… at least thats what i tell my self.
    (i learnt to surf 10kms from the second largest breeding colony for the Great White Shark in the world.)

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i wish!

  • Jawson’s Creek

    dun dun dun dun

  • Andrew Thompson.

    dont be silly i’m not real.

  • TapewormBike

    Oh no no no no, last time I went in was on vacation in Corfu and I refused to go furher than to my waist. What a sexy sight must have that been for my swimming gf.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    some times floating on the ocean you think surfing might be….
    Dum-Dum, Dum-Dum, Dum,dum,dum,dum. a Dumb Idea.

  • Jawson’s Creek

    *bf

  • instant relief

    Me too!

  • TapewormBike

    I wish

  • omitted

    You were hoping to cum across a blowfish? You know that’s not where the name cums from…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    most shark attacks happen in 1 meter of water. your in the DANGER ZONE!

    https://youtu.be/siwpn14IE7E

  • TapewormBike

    When they get into pools, I am fucked.

  • omitted

    *the gays

  • Jawson’s Creek

    apparently sharks have 2 penis’s so yah that’s pretty likely

  • TapewormBike

    Brighter side to everything

  • Andrew Thompson.

    it called a Hemipenis. why did i know that…. eeew.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    seriously come to australia. its mostly more dangerous on the land…. mostly…

  • omitted

    Only because you run faster than you swim.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    On a serious note is your page contaminated with “Ads by CloudScout.”?

  • omitted

    Nope, just the usual filth.

  • omitted

    So Inside Out doesn’t open here for another month. It’s all about the yellow penises Minions now…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i’m a shit swimmer. thats why i surf. my board is a massive floatie.

  • Jawson’s Creek

    but why on earth do you decide to swim in shit, that is the question

  • instant relief

    That’s just you, weirdo.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i thought that was a racist joke about china… my bad.

  • enyvl

    They’re old-school gamers. I don’t think they need a ratings system or
    even substantial knowledge about the AAA games industry. They just need
    to stop concentrating on games that they know they’ll hate and instead
    go in a niche direction.

    It’s okay if they like indie games and
    old-school titles and hate big modern dumbed down games. Plenty of
    people feel that way and they would find their audience. Those same
    people, however, don’t give a damn about The Order, or Call of Duty, or
    Titanfall. It’s fun to talk about something for the sole sake of hating
    on it, hell, that’s an RLM staple at this point, but they should still
    concentrate more on stuff that they actually like. (Turns out the
    crocodile brain comment was right!)

    That said, this episode was great, I love the in-depth discussion.

  • omitted

    Hey, I’m not Canadian!

  • Buk Pravon

    Yeah. Thats kinda sad. Although I’m not that hyped anymore, since I saw a few scenes from “Inside Out”. :/ … I may even end up hating the crap out of it.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    what shit? i never surfed at 13th beach.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    fair enough.

  • instant relief

    My favourite line in a song is: Jumpin’ Jack Flash! It’s a gas, gas, gas!
    That always gives me a hard on.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Jaws you have no idea what i just said!

  • Jawson’s Creek

    Tru Dat

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Speaking of songs and war crimes….. This is the Australian band ‘This Is Serious Mum’.

    https://youtu.be/2qgsebueN-o

  • omitted

    I’d love to visit Australia one day and see the Milky Way with my own eyes. (Whaddaya mean it doesn’t have anything to do with sperm?!) Also I think you’re the only country left on that hemisphere where the real white people are still in charge…

  • omitted

    Board game group tonight again. @domo_konnichiwa:disqus, should I ask my crush to go see “enlarging of stuff for various results”, in those exact words of course.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    The Milky Way looks like Rich ejaculated a billion shinny Jays into the sky.

  • Buk Pravon

    The Milky Way got her name out of the Greek mythology. It’s suppose to be the spilt milk of the goddess Hera, after Hercules sucked on her breast too hard. /tutormode

    So sperm isn’t all that far away from it.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Seriously, what is it with that movie being everywhere here?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    if he is not into B5 and Doctor Who he is unworthy of you.

  • omitted

    Well, from what we’ve discussed he likes Doctor Who and hasn’t seen Babylon 5 yet. Which reminds me, he was like two years old when they started to broadcast B5 on Finnish television. Way to make me feel like a total creep again… Ah hell, it’s like Lorien said: “Hope is all we have.”

  • omitted

    I dunno, haven’t seen any of the moopies.

  • omitted

    Ah, the ancient Greeks knew how to handle things. I’m still waiting for pederasty to make a cumback.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    the age difference between you and me is similar. are you my E-twink?

  • omitted

    Only if Pa allows it. And I thought it was like only half of that?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    7 years 14 its all the same. if the are over 18 and their IQ is over 90…. game on.

  • omitted

    Sounds like the most beautiful thing in the universe.

  • instant relief

    Err, what the hell am I looking at? :O

  • Andrew Thompson.

    on this planet anyway.

  • omitted

    Now I feel bad for making fun of Wizard Phoenix for being 40. I don’t know how I would react if a guy in his mid-forties came on to me. Actually I do, I’d probably say: “My place, your place or that bush over there?” Hey, when your ‘love life’ mainly consists of pining after a webzone celebrity on another continent cum back to judge. The only difference is I’m not a twenty year old heading soon off to college with my life ahead of me, I’m a dirty thirty-something washed-up loser who doesn’t know what to do with my life. My only solace is that people keep telling me I appear much younger than I actually am. Good to know my juvenile antics aren’t confined to this webzone…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    TISM! it happened.

    this is a edit of their song about Transport accident commission Ads… cut with TAC ads….

    https://youtu.be/z4Sr63_EDBc

    road trauma is hilarious.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    when i was 21 i dated a 30 then 34 year old. it was great cause they were all like “Really dirty stuff? yeah why not.”

  • Andrew Thompson.

    well to get back on topic… wait we are supposed to be talking about Batman?!! *Fade to black GUNSHOT!

  • omitted

    Wait, this isn’t the gay dating advice column?! Unsubscribed!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    no thats BatmanNews.4chan.com
    Edit: i made that up thinking that it wouldn’t link to anything…. i was wrong.

  • omitted

    Mmmm, so many virgins…

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • TapewormBike

    Oh, go fuck yourself with fancy “notifications”, I want my inbox back, Disqus!

  • omitted

    *squish box

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    GOLD STAR!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    No.
    A, also, no.
    Neither.

    1.) Mythological. Can’t be torn. And, it would have the effect of calming Hulk down, so he’d become Banner pretty quick.
    2.) Banner can’t survive space, but even if he could he wouldn’t survive the fall. Banner go splat.
    3.) Now, one could argue Wonder Woman is not a killer, but b!tches get mad.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    yeah yeah, we all hate Diqust…. what would you rather Facebook coments, +G, FUCKING MOTHER CUNTING YouTube?.
    do you want YouTube comments here?
    … stop crying, i’m sorry.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Now i feel bad. There is no such thing as YouTube comments. i hope i didn’t frighten anyone.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Isn’t he dead? And B., if he ain’t, he’s probably too busy shilling “Excelsior!”

  • instant relief

    Gr8 b8 m8 ir8 8/8

  • Andrew Thompson.

    spanks china. thats tru blu.

  • Jawson’s Creek

    nope all good here, but put your pants back on for christ’s sake, nobody needs to see that

  • Andrew Thompson.

    jawsie its -1c outside. i have more pants on than you could imagine!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Actually, I think it’s worse. I think Damian is a clone of Batman’s zombie son.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    There are certain things I cannot allow.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Washed up in your 30s?
    Oh, son, you haven’t even picked up the soap yet.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    hush Ma! dont cock block a bra!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You won’t hate it, but it’s definitely got some major issues.

  • instant relief

    Disappointing.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Now THAT was what I call a FUN FACT!
    TWO GOLD STARS!

  • instant relief

    First!

  • Bubs

    “The idea that somehow them, at first creating even a total shit (your opinion not mine I find it to be more in the middle of the pack) review show somehow hurts RLM’s other content is downright silliness.”

    I never said this.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I saw a movie on TV once where a ghost shark got into a water bucket at a car wash.

    SyFy Channel™ – “Who comes up with this shit?”

  • Sully

    Hence “the corpse of…

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I like “One Show That Sucked.” I think it should become, like, a regular feature.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Yeah. What the fyuck?

  • Sully

    1.) Thor’s hammer is also mythological, yet Hulk has gotten pissed enough to lift it in the past. Also, I’m not sure the lasso’s effects would work on Hulk. Plus, it’d have to stay on him long enough to take effect, and the lasso isn’t really designed to work on something like Hulk.
    2.) Null
    3.) Void

  • instant relief

    I no that no one
    will prob read this… but I’m a 16 year rapper n if u check out my
    channel for once I will prove to u that I worth it……

  • Bubs

    Because it’s dumb. It’s the “Ow My Balls!” of kids movies. And since mongoloids and bucktoothed mouthbreathers are now the dominant demographic worldwide, you’ll have to sit there and take it.

  • Sully

    Well I wouldn’t pay for the ones I did!

    Pound Sign: PimpPrivilege

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Rod Stewart.

    Oh, we’re doing moopie guys?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    yeah… link newb.

  • Bubs

    woa man ur real good! I show my mom she like it too

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    X-Files creator. Is he even working anymore?

  • Jawson’s Creek

    You are about to enter the courtroom of Judge Pa Kent, the people are real, the cases are real, the findings are final
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4IRMYuE1hI

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Bat Tank only exists because of The Tumbler, so, yeah, Tumbler still sucks.

  • instant relief

    Post this on ten other videos and you will get good luck. If you don’t then I will appear tonight and kill you.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Say hello to a lady I knew there.

  • instant relief

    Pfft, like I gotta link you my link. I’m above that shit, man. I’m an artist.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Yeah cause moms spaghetti, i’m not pathetic, so lucky tOmy and here to bite the aesthetic…. i got nothing.

  • instant relief

    CRAKKA ASS CRACKKA DONT MAKE ME LAUGH! DAWG!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    As long as you keep up on your responsibilities with your Significant Other Domo(s), you can do what you want. Your dad probably watches sports. Maybe your mom collects stamps. We all have to have interests. Besides, I think if you are engaged creatively with the imagination, your brain benefits. You can’t help becoming a more interesting person, the more movies you see, the more books you read, the more music you hear, the more paintings you stare at, etc.

    I mean, most people consider “productive” spending 60 – 80 hours or more every week at a rote job. Yuck.

    We’re First-Worlders. At least we don’t have to struggle to farm our meals or stay out of the way of bandits. We’re not doing it right if we can’t find a chunk of time to please ourselves.

    My family has given me enough grief over never getting married.

    “Uncle Mike. We thought you were gay.”

  • TapewormBike

    I will NEVER stop crying!

  • Bubs

    Let’s talk about games a bit. Everyone rages against DLC for one reason or another, yet it’s still the industry standard and isn’t likely going away anytime soon (because it makes a shitzillion dollars with little additional effort). Which means that, while everyone hates it, we all keep buying it. But where do you personally draw the line with DLC? What kind of DLC is good enough to “get your money”? And despite knowing better, have you bought those stupid consumable items in apps or something similar? And what kind of DLC do you just see as being a “shameless cash grab”? (For the sake of this conversation, let’s lump microtransactions together with DLC)

    I recently played a game on Steam called “Nosgoth” which has microtransactions where you can buy additional characters, weapons, and abilities. You can earn all these with in-game gold which takes a billion hours to collect, or you can pay 40 bucks to unlock them all. I chose to earn them all, but I was tempted every time I logged in to just shell out the 40 bucks. I’m ultimately glad I didn’t because I ended up really hating the game at the end and stopped playing it. However, if I had spent the 40 bucks, I would have much more quickly realized how much I hate the game. But then I would have been out 40 bucks…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Cracker is a racist term sir I OBJECT!
    … Now i’m no big city law type but how did i ever lead you to the impression that i’m the new Hitler?….
    Other than the photos and posts i made…. Your honor i would like to have myself stricken from the record?….

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i cant either. this world is dead.

  • Jawson’s Creek

    but then again, you do get all of your money from prostitution, gambling, and selling crack to kids, so you’re luck like that

  • instant relief

    Conveniently my last name is Judge. “Richter” in german. 😉
    Every day is judgement day for me! 🙁

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Where’s tOmy? You think the cheerleader ran off with some, um, singer?, um, ok, singer from a EDM group?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Hunnits, hunnits, hunnits.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Everything you do is seismic!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    How did you know Steve was a games programer?

  • Bubs

    Jonathan Blow (“Braid” Developer) gave a presentation where he likened Game Development to being a drug dealer. He wasn’t wrong. The first one’s free, baby…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    man i used the demo 20 times i need something… fresh.
    is my moms credit card ok?

  • Bubs

    Sure man… your mom’s credit card… your dad’s…. you need those powerups, baby. Daddy understands how it is. Shit, it looks like you’re a little short on cash still… you don’t need that watch do you? I got some World of Warcrack here… you ever try this shit? It’ll get you so high you’ll never come down.

  • instant relief

    Damn right!

  • Bubs

    She died on the way to my home planet.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i’ll suck your dick for 100SmurfBerries.TM

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Tuesday?

  • instant relief

    wat a pewdiepie rip off

  • Andrew Thompson.

    He is (wishes he was) at ‘Splendor in the Grass.’

    https://youtu.be/8UYSZG34Nns

  • Jawson’s Creek
  • instant relief

    That’s Darude – Sandstorm, right?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Batman in body amo(u)r. Such a stupid idea. You can’t move like that in that sh!t.

  • Jawson’s Creek

    How else is Ben Affleck supposed to be taken seriously, that is aside from his academy award winning role in Gigli of course

  • Andrew Thompson.

    I would have gone with Kryptonite infused Lycra. it could be said to make Batfleck and Superclark even in a fight, without making Batfleck Ironman.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Plus, it’s slimming.

    #NotGaySportsGear

  • Andrew Thompson.

    As its Tuesday eve i should get a early night so Saint Richolous will bring us all new content.

  • instant relief

    It’s 3:15PM on Monday, you time traveling punk.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    It’s 9:15 am Monday. YOU time-traveling punk!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    dont push it i can smash the whole time space continuum with one comment!

  • instant relief

    I tried to set my watch, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • instant relief

    Actually that would be something worth seeing, you kangaroo fancier.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Flint, iron, steal, carbon fiber? at this point the time period is imperative.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    this will learn you. i just changed time so the EU is a failing mess… hahahahha!

  • instant relief

    Shuddup, MacGayver.

  • Bubs

    As much as I cunt about Pre-Rec, this episode was the best one by far. It was the most reviewiest Pre-Rec. It felt legitimate. Would it be too gimicky to bring a girl into the mix? Just someone to break up the Jack-and-Richness of everything.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    you should see what i do IRL MacGyver is a pussy.

  • instant relief

    Oh, no, it worked! The EU sucks…. all of a sudden. You’re an evil genius, mister. We will have our revenge!
    Once the proposition makes it through a series of committees, of course. We’re no barbarians here, okay?

  • instant relief

    I already know that you’re a gungho demolition man. I think that’s enough for me. 😛

  • instant relief

    Mastur, the bation levels are rising.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    bubs.. you know better than most that comments=$$$ so your repeated “i hate this.” comments are not going ta achieve your goals.
    unless this is a double bluff… Clever Girl….. *dies horribly off screen.

  • Jawson’s Creek

    it’s called pre rec, not pre cum. but then again i’d never say no to hooters

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    True story: Val Kilmer is a giant asshole. I’m glad he’s dead.

    #ThatLastBitWasn’tTrueButTheRestWas

  • Bubs

    I’m just saying, if I wanted to look at a fat ugly video game nerd, I would look in the mirror watch Nostalgia Critic.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    that was all FX. it is safe to and i have stood in all of those explosions.
    except for the F1-11 ‘Napalm strike.’ that was Air Force.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    ok if you learned your lesson i will make Grease accept austerity.

  • Jawson’s Creek

    You’ll allow it

  • Andrew Thompson.

    It will be.. it will be.

  • Buk Pravon

    So far, according to the scenes I saw, I’m thinking Joy is an unbearable fascist bully emotiondictator or something like that. I hope she will have a twist to a more cooperative individual during her time and experiences with Sadness in the long term memory… or else. :/

  • Buk Pravon

    😀

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Why? whats wrong with your feet?….

  • Andrew Thompson.

    wait didnt val play jim morrison? another fat bloated arsehole.

  • Now I Get It

    They disdain me, but I’m such an Ice Prince they don’t show nothin’. Or else.

  • tOmy`

    MAKE SOME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI- oh, I didn’t play this one.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i know some people that can bring the noise?….

    https://youtu.be/RBA-xi8WuCU

  • instant relief

    Anyone playing any cool MMOs lately?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i have no interest in playing games against kids who dont have to work. i cant compete with the time they can put in so why bother?

  • tOmy`

    The lack of guitar / rock driven stuff this year really made me into GrumPa for a while there…

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Heya, Party Person!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    It happens.
    #NowUKnow

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I liked the gamer gurl in Gamestation 2.0.

  • instant relief

    Shush, go clean your weapons collection, mmkay?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Exssssssssellent.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I’m not so sure that RLM makes money off of Disqus comments.

  • tOmy`

    After one concert, I talked about you with one of my friends and somewhat calling you right, I literally said: “You know, he is onto something.”

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I’m sure they probably don’t, but the number of comments might have some sort of impact on what they can charge advertisers?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    If / when it all comes back, it’s gonna be like Nirvana X infinity.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i always think of this song as ‘Theme of Darth Grumpy’

    https://youtu.be/dd3btVhwr48

  • Bubs

    While I agree with some of your points, I have always gravitated towards stuff that is geared towards pointing out the flaws in something. If a thing is done correctly, chances are high that I understand what it is “right” about it. And even if I don’t, I have my own “view” and I’m not looking to have it challenged.

    I like when people point out the flaws, because you can learn so much more about a thing. Even if that thing is a masterpiece, it must still have it’s little problems. Though I do agree: pick one or the other. The show has lacked a singular focus since day one… a certain cohesiveness.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    He was the bomb in PHATOMS, yo.
    Ben Affleck will be the best thing about BvS.
    #MarkMe

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i make up words. not all of them are serious.

  • instant relief

    *fap fap fap fap*

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    *not all none

  • Jason Ross

    When are they going to wax poetic about Doom Music.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    its bed time pay attention Deutschlander.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Yes. This!

  • Bubs

    Cheer up. You’ve got spirit, kid.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ydkfdq0Xggo

  • Jawson’s Creek

    Matt Damon

  • instant relief

    Sleep well, Schatz!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    xoxo

  • Jawson’s Creek

    *gay time

  • instant relief

    It’s always gay time.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    DERP! always!

  • instant relief
  • Bubs

    I’m still waiting for Guild Wars 2 expac. It was the last MMO I actually enjoyed playing.

  • instant relief

    I played Skyforge over the weekend, but I’m already kinda sick of it.

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • WrongWithYourFace

    Heh. That’s pretty good. But I earn $$$93$$$ hour working for Google and already made nearly 5067 dolla last month. This is easily the niciest work I had. The next weekend I’m going out and buying me an great Mini Cooper.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I’m sorry. I just ate.

  • Ogrot

    It depends on the model. DLC isn’t really a new concept its just an acronym for what we called expansion packs in the disc medium era. The only real change is the microtransaction model where they would also sell you hats, skins, and new character models for small amounts of money, or blech p2p on free games.

    More content for great games is almost always welcome, but some publishers have cynically tried to use it to sell you one game for the price of two by holding off standard features from the series as DLC. EA in the past years made an effort to make the most cynical calculations with this model with their release of dungeon keeper mobile and Sims 4. Sims 4 was perhaps the most idiotic of calculations since they were hoping that people would be satisfied with significantly less game features than sims 2 on launch. Thankfully such cynicism is generating backlash as more gamers are becoming savvy to this brand of chicanery here, and are taking it out on base product by not even buying the fucking game in the first place. Generally speaking having significant day one dlc leaves a rotten taste (another EA standby that generally sapped a lot of goodwill away from Bioware). In general I lay the terrible DLC practices at publishers feet as that is usually their idea to farm more money out of a game.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    are you 7?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I’m whatever age you want me to be, hon.

  • Jawson’s Creek
  • Andrew Thompson.

    it was just i heard that 7 ate 9…. #I can breathe through my ears….

  • Ogrot

    Having a female talk on camera about video games is a gimmick? Did I just walk through a fucking time portal into the roaring twenties?

    Excuse me, doll, but shouldn’t you be serving me some drinks?

  • RLMkeepitup

    maybe when the new game is out Rich can do a retrospective thing since he’s into that series. i heard a lot of the 90s music beats were borrowed from metal bands like metallica and ozzy

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • RLMkeepitup

    if you add the adjective attractive before female then yes its usually a gimmick

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    To neigh, or not to neigh?
    That is the equestrian.

  • Bubs

    The only defense I can make for “Day 1 DLC” is that getting DLC onto consoles can be a bit of a nightmare. The process can take upwards of 3 months, so the DLC has to be ready before the game is complete. This doesn’t excuse the clear charlatanry practiced by companies like EA, who regularly takes finished features OUT just to sell them back to you, but it does excuse some other companies who didn’t really have a lot of choice.

    But I would also argue that DLC is still a jump from expacs – the main difference being the amount of content. For whatever reason, people have a hard time shelling out $20 bucks for 10 more hours of gameplay, new characters, weapons, and enemies. But $2.99 for a single weapon skin? Sign me up!

  • instant relief

    You’re too intellectual for me. Only stoopid people use their intellects.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    No swimming for another 45 minutes. K?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    they shoot horses dont they? fucking junkies! inject anything….

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    July?

    No. I always tell the truth.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    PUNTASTIC!

  • Ogrot

    I’ve dated plenty of women that were both attractive and gamers. So sorry I remain unconvinced that there attractiveness has necessarily anything to do with their credibility as a gamer.

  • Jawson’s Creek

    come on man, transvestites don’t count

  • Bubs

    Sad to say, yes. The games industry and gamer culture is sadly still years behind the rest of the world. Women are just vaginas that talk too much (not my POV). Many review shows stick a pretty girl with tits in front of the camera to read queue cards (Looking at you G4, GameSpot, IGN, etc.) Rather than finding a person, who happens to be female, and knows a good deal about video games.

  • Ogrot

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w6f7pbnRcg

    Gamers = men
    so hilarious, amiright?

  • Buk Pravon

    No. Thats just a litmus test for bronies.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    “Man, she’s good-lookin.””

    “Yeah, but does she game?”

    “Man, I just wanted to talk to her, you know. I wasn’t automatically goin’ for the panties.”

    “No, brah. I mean, does she have any credibility as a gamer?”

    [Long pause.]

    “Nice titties, though.”

    “Right?”

    END SCENE

  • Jawson’s Creek
  • dollar store cashier wife

    the first & last MMO I played was Mu Online.

  • Ogrot

    I’d hate to break it to you but most of the guys from those networks (lack of a better word since g4 tv is dead but they aspire to adopt the network broadcast format for games) are just broadcast degrees praying that they’ll get a phone call from the NBC, ABC, ESPN, Fox, etc’s of the world so they can get a real job. They are no more and no less an authentic gamer than the female talking head beside them who is hoping for the same thing.

  • Jawson’s Creek

    So that’s how Fox keeps it fair and balanced

  • Bubs

    My worldview is shattered. That aside, my initial point still stands. Putting a female in your game review show is the end result of someone saying “How do we appear more diverse without actually being diverse?” Or “How do we get X demographic to watch our show?” Hence, gimmick.

  • Palpatine

    Both.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    The only DLC I like are the kind where there is enough polish&content to it that it feels more like an expansion[as opposed to a dlc] from the good old days. Red Dead Redemption’s Undead Nightmare,Borderlands Armory of General Knoxx-some of the content in these “DLC” is better then what the base game has to offer.

  • instant relief

    My condolences.

  • Jawson’s Creek

    You’re team Edward aren’t you Palpy

  • Palpatine

    Twilight hasn’t been relevant in a three years, which Internet years is like a hundred. And besides, I’m not gay. If was gay, would I be leaving creepy voice messages on Natalie Portman’s phone?

  • Jawson’s Creek

    so love has blinded you

  • Earth

    Isn’t there a video game version of him? The Nintendo Nerd or something?

  • Earth

    What are you on about? Bubs can’t go a single comment page without saying he loves Fallout 3.

  • Earth

    Is PewdiePie even a thing anymore? For me he’s gone the way of Justin Bieber and Twilight.

  • Earth

    I don’t buy DLC. There ya go. I wait a year or so after a game has come out then laugh at all the people who paid over a hundred quid for a game + DLC that I bought for a tenner.

  • Earth

    It’s how the universe came to be.

  • Earth

    I always felt Tim Burton was a shame. He showed so much creative potential throughout the later ’80s and ’90s, then as you said, for apparently no reason other than I guess money, he just stopped trying.

  • Earth
  • Earth

    Probably myself.

    There’s a lot of self-loathing behind this pouting expression.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Natalie Portman’s Personal Assistant: “Nat, the phone is full of unheard messages. Shall I reply?”

    Natalie Portman: “Oh it’s probably just that annoying homosexual, again.”

    “Nat!”

    “What? It’s not like I said ‘fag.'”

    “But, what if the Emperor were to hear you speak of him in such a disrespectful way?”

    [To herself] “Jesus! Why does the service always send me these fucking fanboy types!?!”

    END SCENE

  • Angelo

    Second Life never gets old. You can have sex with random people without touching their disgusting real body.
    It’s heaven.

  • Angelo
  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    It’s Pixar. You know THAT will happen. Friendship and It Gets Better.

  • instant relief

    Yeah, who’d ever want to touch someone else during sex?

  • Sweat, blood cum and other excretions are disgusting. Are you sick?

  • The affiliated companies of Sebben & Sebben – leaders in industry
    worldwide: Rice. Soy. Hemp. Flavored breastmilk. LSD.
    Breastmilk-flavored LSD. Those twirly things on strippers’ breasts.
    Textiles. Tiles. Text. Baltimization. Vintage pointed sticks.

  • Palpatine

    Spammer! Wait, you don’t have enormous boobs. Nevermind.

  • How do you know, Palpy? I might have giant manboobs that dispense LSD.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Also, even though I’m anal about spelling and grammar, since I pretty much always understand what you’re saying it doesn’t bother me.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Cows love to MOO.

  • Angelo

    Prove it.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Before he put on weight he was a regular sized asshole.

  • instant relief
  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Or, maybe, he just expanded to grow into his asshole.
    #ISaidMaybe

  • Angelo

    Alright, unprove it.

  • instant relief

    The occasional golden shower can be fun tho.

  • Angelo

    That’s right, and you’re always thirsty during sex.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I’m laughing so hard that I’m scaring the cat in my room.

  • He was The Man Who Was The Bat. Not the worst bat but still one of the worst.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Be a giant asshole, Val. Or don’t. You don’t owe this Batman franchise a thing.”

  • instant relief

    Holy crap, please don’t remind me of The Holy Mountain. xD

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    He’s saving his virginity for Thom Yorke.

    He’s been planning it out ever since he lost his earginity to him.

  • instant relief

    That’s impossibru, brah. I’m sorry.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Oh, I think he was the worst. The age difference between him and Chris O’Donnell’s Robin appeared to be four months.

    In case you’re wondering…Kilmer, Bale, Clooney, West, Conroy, Keaton (ascending order).

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    “Marlon Brando doesn’t like me? Marlon Brando doesn’t like me? I’ll show that fat fuck!”

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    We had an inbox?

  • Angelo

    I’m disappointed that nobody in this video dressed up as Batman. What about production value guys? And Rich could have been Harley Quinn. It would have been glorious. Too bad.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You all may have gone too far in some places.

  • Angelo

    I blame Andrew.

  • Jawson’s Creek

    well rich does have the boobs for it

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You never know. Jack may have had his Underoos on.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Is that why Minions are small don’t speak English?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    That’s right, Jay!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Have you ever seen a Minion drive?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Shit, a shark messing with an Australian?

    Is the shark alright?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    If it pulls a Paul Walker will it become a filet mignon?

  • but it’s the gif you deserve

  • Now I Get It

    It would be fatuous for us to say that we don’t understand those sentences… It is a schoolteacher’s cheap trick to say that if you don’t get your grammar right people won’t understand you. It’s almost impossible to mangle grammar to that point where you won’t be understood. We understand those sentences.p. 17-18, Less Than Words Can Say Richard Mitchell (aka) “the underground grammarian”

  • Palpatine

    The next Plinkett review should be on Man of Steel. Who’s with me?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I agree to an extent, but I’ve seen YouTube and Facebook comments completely evade my mind’s ability to comprehend them.

  • Now I Get It

    Unreadable and dull. Exception noted.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Let me guess, if we’re not with you, then we’re your enemy?

    “Only a Sith deals in absolutes.”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pez_79eWSWw

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Say it with me…
    Maybe.

  • Palpatine

    That’s right.

  • instant relief

    Not after the shower, you’re not.

  • Clooney is surprisingly high on this list. I think he could have been a great Batman if he had a better movie. Sort of like Pierce Brosnan with James Bond.

  • In all seriousness, I watched the stream where Jack was struggling to learn how to play Arkham Knight (God, was that painful) and they said Rich is having terrible back problems. His stuntman years are paying off. [cue Rich’s pratfall gif]

  • Earth

    Mike hates it enough, and there are enough idiots who think it’s good.

    It does sound like a winner.

  • Wouldn’t it be beating a dead horse, though?

  • RLMkeepitup

    I seem to recall someone saying do or do not. Seems kinda absolute to me. har

  • Palpatine

    Not really.

  • Earth

    I would hope he expands into talking not only about Man of Steel but about the modern superhero genre in general.

  • RLMkeepitup

    yeah they’re still using that same actor in the upcoming film too, i think it would be hilarious

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Well, there oughtta be gaps between. This is more of what I meant…

    Kilmer
    Bale
    Clooney

    West
    Conroy
    Keaton

  • DarkFluffy

    I don’t know. Best Plinkett reviews are for me were a franchise had great potencial but then a movie turned out to be a total failure so Mike has something to talk about why everything is so horrible. It should be something like this. Is Man of Steel that bad or was the Superman franchise that good?

  • DarkFluffy

    I let you decide…but the answer is no!

  • That makes way more sense.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    But the correct answer is Both.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    You have to pay extra to access those costumes, but Rich’s face won’t move.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    at least one good thing came from true detective season 2:vinceposting
    http://i.imgur.com/tnULXwO.png

    oh and since tommy is still in woodstock here’s my in depth review of episode 5:
    it’s a snooze fest. I’ll be here all week folks!

  • Kirke

    I’ve been playing FF14 for over a year now. Still have t finished the main storyline because I’m too busy crafting, mining and fishing. That reminds me, anyone wants to buy 400 elm logs?

  • Palpatine

    I would say Man of Steel is better than the Prequels, but I disagree 100% with you when you say it’s better than Jedi. Sorry.

  • RLMkeepitup

    this will cleanse you fully, let the Jack flow through you my son: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8XzuF23n4s

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    It’s OK to disagree.

    I guess I misspoke or you misunderstood. I don’t mean it’s better than Jedi. I meant it’s really no worse. Also, compared to what came before in its franchise (and I include Nolan’s Batman movies, since I think MoS shares their DNA), it’s no more of a letdown, comparatively, than Jedi, which, I think by estimations even less biased than my own, is the worst of the original trilogy.

  • Palpatine

    I would say Jedi is the worst of the Original Trilogy, but that doesn’t mean it’s bad.

  • Palpatine

    Man of Steel had potential to revive a franchise whose movies had been reduced to unintentional comedies. But it decided to follow both the Christopher Nolan and Michael Bay route and make it a dark brooding film with dumb loud action scenes.

  • omitted

    This is what I love about webzones vs. real life: here I can go back and see what you’ve all been talking about when I was gone. Or I could if I cared…

    Swastika: tl;dr

  • *shwashtika

  • Angelo

    I tried to watch one stream once (Shadow of the Colossus). Never again.
    I’m glad that you sacrifice yourself for the greater good though. Share the knowledge brother, share the knowledge!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    *schwing

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You hold the original trilogy — most everybody does — in much higher regard than I.

  • Just a few minutes, though. If I do, I mostly listen to them as podcasts.

  • Angelo

    I didn’t like the movie but I didn’t hate it. Honestly I don’t think its on the same level as the other movies in the Plinkett reviews.

    It’s a bad Superman movie but a decent sci-fi / alien invasion blockbuster.

    Please don’t hate me http://www.whitegadget.com/attachments/pc-wallpapers/134853d1364969481-cute-kitty-wallpapers-cute-kitty-photos-1440-x-1280.jpg

  • DarkFluffy

    I’m not against it. MoS just didn’t look that bad from what I saw compared to the old movies. But it could be dynamite if Mike is a Superman fan!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    And Palpy, you’ve put your finger right on the thing that will make BvS such a disappointment. A film that could be a spectacular adventure, with the two iconic characters in a relationship almost akin to “Buzz” and “Woody,” which would be something almost everyone could enjoy universally, it has to be, instead, a fyucking bleak and mean-spirited kick in the scrotum.

  • Angelo

    What truly matters is what you make of the genre. Kick-Ass, Guardians of the Galaxy, Man of Steel… they are all part of the “modern superhero genre” but they are all very different.

  • DarkFluffy

    ah…now I understand! 🙂

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I don’t know, the movie might have improved in quality considering what the sequel is doing. It should be that cynical cluster fuck of a film called Batman & Robin.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Guardians of the Galaxy’s membership in that genre is tenuous at-best. It belongs categorized with Star Wars, Star Trek, and Flash Gordon, as a space fantasy.

  • Angelo

    It’s definitely the worst overall but that final duel between Luke and Darth Vador / the Emperor, with the two opposing fleets fighting behind, redeems the movie in my eyes.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    That would be like picking on kids off the short bus, though.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Not really, considering how cynically made it is. It seems perfect for a Plinkett review

  • Angelo

    I agree with you that its close to a space opera (that’s why I liked it) but it doesn’t mean the movie can’t also be considered a superhero movie.
    The Winter Solider is both a superhero movie and some kind of action-techno-thriller.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I was rewatching Batman Returns and I have to ask this does Batman Returns suck? On a story telling level it makes no goddamn sense and is confusing for no reason but on a technical level it is on par and some cases better than the first one. Does it suck?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    The difference being, WINTER SOLDIER has a superhero in it.
    GUARDIANS does not.

  • Angelo
  • Palpatine

    I’m one of those people who actually likes that film. It’s Tim Burton at his best.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    No. It does not suck. It is ambitious, and it is the best-cast of all the Batman movies.
    Also, it is a movie, and movies don’t have lips.

  • Palpatine

    *Sex-Lord.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    NOT a superhero. No superpowers. He’s basically a doofus space ranger.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    But nothing about it makes any sense on a character level. Why does Penguin’s dad have to be Pee Wee Herman?

  • Palpatine

    Because Tim Burton.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You mean the actor or a snobby Gotham elitist who would dump his malformed baby in the sewers?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Tim only read like two Batman comics

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    That’s twice as many as Nolan ever read.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Yes. Also what does Batman see in Catwoman as a love interest? It makes in the comics or the Dark Knight Rises or Arkham Games or Animated Series but it doesn’t here. They’re love interests in the comics so it must in the movie even if it makes no sense.

  • Angelo

    Batman doesn’t have superpowers as far as I know. But it doesn’t really matter because the character (Star-Lord) is considered a superhero. Personally, I don’t really care about comic books and superhoes, but that’s how it is apparently.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Nolan had Goyer do it for him. That guy blew his cover of writing Batman Begins by buying a shit ton of Batman comics. Someone noticed. Goyer, you fuck! You bought your comics from Discount Comics and Card Games, you cheap stake! I know it because I SOLD THEM TO YOU!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    One, Pee Wee Cobblepot is the 180-degree antithesis of Thomas Wayne.

    And, if you really believe the relationship between Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle in THE DARK KNIGHT RISES makes ANY sense at all, we can’t come to any sort of basis to even begin to discuss it.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    And then, he just read the names.

  • Angelo

    It’s well known that Tim Burton doesn’t give a shit about comic books (he says he never understood how to read them).
    For him it’s just a reason to put weird stuff on the screen.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Why does Penguin think that killing those babies is a good way for revenge? It’s liked it happened to him or something.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxU2eqZtYmc

    They he really think that Batman wouldn’t stop him? He’s fucking Batman.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Batman isn’t a superhero either, but he’s much closer than Star Lord, simply by way of the costume and the crime-fighting.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Batman Begins is half of Batman Year One, I’m pretty sure he read the comics. Unlike Burton, that horrible fraud.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That’s why I don’t like Batman Returns especially compared to the first one because he read a comic with Joker and Batman in it. He never knew who Penguin was and the same with Catwoman but he put them on screen because he’s Tim Burton, a horrible fraud.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Penguin’s motivation is revenge against the privileged sons of Gotham, since he considers himself a cast-off.
    It’s all very Moses-and-Pharaoh.

  • Angelo

    The movie is fine, but my favorite is still Ed Wood, one of the best movies about movies.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I’m not even sure YOU’VE read Year One.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    But it’s cliched as shit. Also how does a factory suck all the power out of Gotham? Was Shreck a retard and thought that he would’t get caught killing people? Did he really think that no one will notice the dead body of this woman who works at his office on the ground next to the building she works at?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I did. Year One has a ton of similarities to Batman Begins, especially with Gordon.

  • Angelo

    You put too much thinking in a movie that doesn’t require it.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You’re just tugging my cape, now.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Man I did not expected Pa Kent to be a comic book scholar. When’s the next review of some european art house moopie you fraud?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Not a ton. Names only.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    How does Catwoman come back to life? Are those magical cats? Why did they come to her? What makes her special in any way?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’m doubting that you’ve seen Batman Begins at this point.

  • Palpatine

    What was the black goo?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Michelle Pfeiffer. I don’t give a fyuck about anything else.

  • Cat goo.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    What’s an Infinity Gem and how is that sh!t supposed to work?

  • Palpatine

    Nor do I. As long as I get to see her in that tight leather outfit, I’m fine.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You can doubt, but that sh!t is burned into my retinas.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Outside of her cat and the cats making her a zombie why does she choose a cat to be her villain appearance thing? Why does she get ironic messages on her answering machine? What are the odds of that?

  • Angelo

    Why was M. Night Shyamalan still making movies after Lady in the Water?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Gordon in Begins is the same Gordon in Year One. One of the last things Frank Miller did before going insane.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Why would anybody be stupid enough to fall madly in love with a voice on a computer? Where defuck do they come up with this sh!t?

    Amirite?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Now THAT’S a question!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Why does Batman rip off his mask in front of Shreck? Shreck at this point was going to jail according to Batman so why do that? Shrek could’t tell by voice Selina was Catwoman? Catwoman couldn’t tell that her boy toy is Batman?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I CAN ANSWER IT! It’s his ego.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Ed Wood is amazing.

  • Palpatine

    The film not the director.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    But is it Boyhood amazing? Nothing is.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    duh!

  • Angelo

    Actually both. I take one Ed Wood over one thousand Michael Bay.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Gordon is practically the lead character in Year One. He’s barely in Begins.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Ed Wood or Tim Burton?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No comment on the mad man Frank Miller?

  • Palpatine

    Yes.

  • Like Icare

    Don’t know about the asshole bit, but he’s certainly not looking well.

  • Angelo

    You filthy attention whore.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You mean Frank Miller?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Okay pointing out the plot holes in Batman Returns isn’t helping people. Let’s point out the plot holes and inconsistent things in Batman & Robin. Why is the lightning film quality in some scenes but in others it looks like the Hallmark TV movie of the week?

  • omitted

    What’s all this on-topic discussion I see? People, remember that this is a gay dating advice column music forum! On that note…

    https://youtu.be/wpkS2DU_qMs

  • Angelo

    But you said before that you didn’t care about what we talk about. I see a plot hole.

  • omitted

    *asshole

  • Palpatine

    Batman and Robin is so bad it’s good in my opinion.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Is it MCR trivia time already?

  • omitted

    I know tOmy` left you specific instructions in a sealed envelope, but for the love of Rich don’t do it!

  • Red Skeleton

    So speaking of Disney…. (because Disney owns Marvel and Marvel is a comic book company and Detective Comics Comics is also a comic book company and Detective Comics Comics owns Batman….)

    i just watched Fantasia. In fact I watched Fantasia back-to-back with Fantasia 1999 2000. You know, Fantasia is a funny thing. On one hand I respect it but on the other hand I don’t like it. I respect is as a technological achievement and yet as a film it feels flat and dull. In many ways it reminds me of The Thief and the Cobbler, if you remember me going on about it 6 months ago. If not, it’s not important. What IS important is that it kind of reminds me of George Lucas.

    Fantasia is in many ways a bunch of special effects for their own sake. Compare “Hey look, we can animate LAVA!” vs “Hey look, we can make a cartoon rabbit that never shuts up.” Consider the hubris Disney must have felt, thinking that Fantasia was going to be so successful he’d release a new version of it EVERY year. Compare how he wanted to put machines that would release smells into the theatre to sync up with visuals on screen (what would Chernabog smell like, anyway?) to developing new CGI techniques so you can shoot a whole scene without getting off your fat lazy ass…

    Ok, I’m being really cynical now. But my issue with Fantasia is that it fails as a movie. It feels like a bunch of visuals that exist for their own sake and not to tell a coherent narrative, or a least carry a coherent theme.

    And by total contrast I have to say I absolutely loved Fantasia Not-Released-In-2000. I’m not sure why, maybe it was the advances in technology allowing the visuals to be far more energetic but that film was just lovely to sit through. It just had so much more weight and purpose and energy to it. It felt less like it was trying to show off and more like it was trying to marry music, image and animation. I don’t really know how else to describe it.

    For the record, my criticism of Fantasia is completely ignoring The Sorcerer’s Apprentice bit, which is just brilliant from start to finish. Also mostly the Night on Bald Mountain bit, but that’s more because it’s just AWESOME.

  • Palpatine

    Fantasia is a Disney movie made specifically for adults. I can’t really picture kids enjoying it, they’ll just be bored the whole time.

  • Red Skeleton

    No, just NotWizardShaming

  • Red Skeleton

    the real reason is probably because Paul Reubens was, ah…. hard up for work at the time.

    Edit: Believe it or not, that pun wasn’t intended…

  • junkevil

    there are more similarities than names only. for example, what about in year one when batman is trapped in a building and uses his bat sonar device to make all the bats flock to him to cover his escape? or how about the way both of them pretty much end with gordon handing batman a card that some new criminal left at the scene of a crime? it’s even the same card! WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

    I wouldn’t say that Begins is half of year one though, that’s not quite right either. begins is more of an amalgamation of dozens of batman stories, but year one is definitely in there among them.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I’ve tried to forget FANTASIA 2000 because I saw it on an IMAX screen and hundred-foot tall Bette Midler scarred me for life.

    I think I agree with everything you say, otherwise. It was a pet project of Disney’s because he loved classical music, but aside from the novelty of cartoons set to classical music, it’s, um, classical music.

    But, I’ve loved animations set to African music and jazz, so it’s a music thing.

  • Earth

    And yet I happily watched the whole thing as a kid. hmm.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Hippos in tutus. And fairies.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Muscle-bound Jake Gyllenhaal getting beat up.

    Yea? Nay? Or, Gay?

  • Mark Andrew Edwards

    Good analysis guys!

  • Earth

    It’s a fun movie made in a time when people didn’t demand much storytelling-wise from a genre about characters in tights fighting each other.

    I miss those days.

  • Earth

    Mr Freeze’s puns are like a reverse non-medy. They’re so unfunny that they almost become hysterical.

  • Earth

    I just love the stark contrast between Batman and Batman Returns. In the first one he’s pretty restrained, in Returns he goes full-Burton.

  • Earth

    I dunno if that “it’s not a good Superman movie BUT” excuse is gonna fly when, you know, it was a Superman movie.

  • Earth

    Mixed with pretentious symbolism that took itself way too seriously.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Wait. What? You thought the Jesus Christ poses were a bit much?

  • Earth

    That’s the thing. The closest symbolism I can think of with Superman was comparing him with a Sun God (which makes sense) when did this weird-ass Jesus imagery that makes no sense come up? All from Goyer’s mind?

  • Earth

    *anal-sis.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Was it on the nose?

    On. The. Nose.

  • Angelo

    My point is that The Phantom Menace is not just a bad Star Wars movie, but a bad movie in itself with no redeeming qualities.
    Man of Steel is very different from the comic book, by making everything realistic, dark and tormented. It’s probably a bad decision, but from a pure cinematographic point of view, it’s not a bad movie (nor a masterpiece). It certainly doesn’t deserve a Plinkett review.

  • Palpatine

    Since I already said what I want the next Plinkett review to be on, what do you guys want it to be in?

  • omitted

    I never watch sports movies, but I’m going to see Southpaw because I’ve been in love with Jake Gyllenhaal ever since Donnie Darko.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Schumacher was spending all his time getting the glistening on Clooney’s codpiece just right. He didn’t care about ambient lighting.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I’ll take that as a Both, then.

  • omitted

    Me.

  • omitted

    *All of the above

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    That’s right, Jay!

    Both Yea and Gay, as well as Nay and Gay. That’s, like, Both All The Way!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I’d love to see Plinkett skewer AVENGERS, but I realize Mike liked that movie.

    Have they done ID4?

  • Percy Gryce

    Your check is in the mail.

  • Domo

    DollarStoreCashierWife convinced me that Prometheus deserves a detailed review.

    I’d even be happy with a whiteboard with a Scientist Man next to it trying to explain Prometheus things to little guy in a fat coat.

  • Percy Gryce

    This was so long, I fell asleep. So who was the Arkham Knight?

  • Domo

    Jessi. It’s where she’s been hiding all this time.

  • Percy Gryce

    What doesn’t?

  • Palpatine

    Shaun, the creator of Plinkett: The Animated Series.

  • Percy Gryce

    Did anyone think there was anything left to critique about The Phantom Menace? And then Mr. Plinkett came into our lives.

  • Percy Gryce

    It sure as hell ain’t 1895.

  • Percy Gryce

    I know these views aren’t popular:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUCILq6J2yU

  • Percy Gryce

    That picture.

    #UnreleasedDixitCards

  • Percy Gryce

    I read that as “Shaun the Sheep.”

  • Percy Gryce

    I hope she’s in the next WOTW.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I want it to be on every Friday at 10 pm.

  • Palpatine

    I forgot you’re the only one on here who likes that show.

  • Palpatine

    Why not Tuesday?

  • Percy Gryce

    But . . .?

  • Percy Gryce

    She was in Things?

  • Percy Gryce

    You made up half those names, didn’t you?

  • Percy Gryce

    Let’s just say that Mrs. Gryce likes the work of Nick Park.

  • Domo

    She’s not alone.

  • Percy Gryce

    Oh, you meant Animated Plinkett. I do like it–although even I admit the last episode was the weakest.

  • omitted

    *mouths

  • Palpatine

    I meant Plinkett: The Animated Series. And yes, I also think Nick Park is pretty good. Shame what happened to his studio a few years back.

  • omitted

    So pumped for Rogue’s cunt Rogue Cut of X-Men: Days of Future Past. Just watched the extras, saving the movie itself for tomorrow to watch at a friend’s place. He has a 12 inches bigger… flat screen. Mind out of the gutter, people!

  • omitted

    Where is that from and who’s the hot guy?!

  • Mike also liked Titanic (or maybe it was Titanic?) and still made a Plinkett review. There is a slim chance of that happening.

  • A really old meme. I remember how Rich tried to pronunce it as ‘meh-meh’. To be fair, most memes are kind of ‘meh’.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Too soon
    -Jessi

  • LET’S KICK SOME ICE.

  • RLMkeepitup

    yes you’re right. there are no rules!

  • Earth

    To me, Plinkett has always been about taking movies that the general public have kind of vaguely accepted as good (the Star Wars prequels, the TNG movies, especially First Contact, Titanic, Avatar, even complete crap like Baby’s Day Out) and in this case Man of Steel, and pointing out why the public are wrong.

  • Palpatine

    When was the last episode?

  • Earth

    WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS? THE ICE AGE!!

    Ummm, I’m not sure that’s…

  • omitted

    That’s some fine pussy you got there…

  • Earth

    I dunno: a movie with no character development, nothing to hold your interest in the story, bad acting, a horrible, awful, preachy and exposition-heavy script, literally forty five minutes of non-stop pointless action that you don’t care about because everyone involved is either LIKE a weird space alien or an ACTUAL weird space alien, obnoxious product placement, bland looking CGI with no style or colour to it, all sounds like a bad movie to me.

  • RLMkeepitup

    this movie could be on best of worst 😮 http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/A1waTEYugXL._SY606_.jpg

  • Palpatine

    That looks unwatchably bad.

  • Angelo

    I think you are taking it backwards. At the beginning, the Plinkett reviews are about movies that are considered absolutely terrible by the fans (the Star Trek movies, the Star Wars prequels), Plinkett/Mike taking them apart, trying to explain, cinematographically speaking, why they are bad.
    Then he extended his reviews to movies that were considered good and were huge success (Titanic, Avatar) trying to demonstrate that they are not that good (but not saying that they are actually bad).
    I’m not a huge fan of the latter reviews, which I think are completely pointless. So I don’t really care about another Plinkett. For me it’s done.

  • Angelo

    Your judgment seems a little excessive to me but everyone is entitled to its opinion. I’m not gonna defend Man of Steel because I don’t really care about it that much. But I can say I have seen a lot worse movies than that.

  • DarkFluffy

    Some say vulcanos, some say a meteor. Others say both. Weird is not only dinosaurs died out but also in oceans living tiny creatures. Btw it’s official “science” now that birds are dinosaurs.

  • Earth

    As a kid they told us that a meteor or asteroid crashed into a volcano. That always sounded pretty awesome to me.

    Note how an ice age does not figure into either of these hypotheses.

  • RLMkeepitup
  • Alex Lee

    George Clooney as Batman
    Alicia Silverstone as Alfred’s niece.

    How is that good casting?

  • Palpatine

    Is that even real?

  • Palpatine

    Also, I just read that the movie had nothing to do with a guy picking his nose.

  • Angelo

    Your like of faith is quite disturbing.

  • Angelo

    Don’t you know already? It’s the grey bald Space Jesus from Prometheus who killed the dinosaurs. Then they created us with some kind of black goo. And now they are going to kill us too. Apparently. For some reason.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Wizard Phoenix

    I wonder if Omitted is secretly Schumacher

  • Andrew Thompson.

    The Matrix movies or Terminator GYnYsYs.

  • Earth

    Nah, excessive would be if I’d said the music sucked as well. Everything I said there was Plinkettian fact. Saying, well, there are worse movies is not an excuse. There are (amazingly) worse movies than the Star Wars prequels, but that should not, and never will, excuse them.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The Matrix films. I wonder love to see Mister Plinkett deconstruct the mind of too pretentious mad men.

  • Earth

    Any review that explains why James Cameron is a hack will never be pointless.

  • Earth

    We already saw that. It was in the Titanic review.

  • RLMkeepitup

    you know how it works, if someone at least touches the nose with a finger in the movie then we’re close enough

  • Andrew Thompson.

    its a good candidate because the first one was inventive and well made. then the last two are bloated gibberish, ending with a million crap CGI Hugo Weavings.

  • Wizard Phoenix