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I’m surprised you didn’t point out the horrible characterization of B-4 (he was made BEFORE Data, get it? *sigh*) by Brent Spiner. Awful, simply awful.
Or the fact that he was called B-4 to begin with. When you are building/creating something would you really give it a name that denotes the fact that you think/know that it is inferior and will need an upgraded replacement?
You are aware there is an advert about the Vauxhall Ampera narrated by Patrick Stewart during an ad break in this review. It came on during the breakdown of the argo.
Pizza rolls are far better then this movie
No, clearly he meant to say “Pizza rolls are far better. Then this movie… well, it’s a whole other pizza roll altogether.”
You know what they say, bad movies are a diamond dozen.
I can’t believe you invested so much time to author your aggressive little post there. The least you could do is correctly spell the things you claim to be trained to do.
Do you even lift?
weird, the things you hate in this movie, violence, child labor and murder, are the ones you would love in the indiana jones one lol
Yeah its weird, like when Im having a bowl of chicken soup, it really upsets me when it smells like gasoline and oil, and feels like icy cold air blasting me in the face and I’m barely able to stay on my seat, you figure since I love those things about snowmobiling that I should love them when Im eating soup.
Well, that’s because Indiana Jones is about violence, murder and child labor. Star Trek isn’t really about that, it’s supposed to be about an idyllic future. It’s all about tone, my friend.
You were right about being qualified for “gorilla warfare”. You’re a trained ape.
Wow, you must have an unbelievably small penis…
Who was this traitor responding too anyway?
I’m not sure it’s real. I’ve seen the exact same post on three other websites over the last few years. Probably just copied and pasted.
The green space cymbals represents Shinzon’s witty disposition…
I lost it at the green cymbals.
your advertiser have to choose their audience better, i would rather insert a screwdriver into my leg then sit through another 5 min fashion ad SHAM BLIP SHAM!!
Oh. well ok then.
Data should have brought two emergency transporters with him, set a phaser on overload and tossed it into the doomsday weapon, and then he and Picard could have beamed out before the big explosion. But no, they just had to kill him off. I call bullshit.
this was like a million times better than the Titanic review
well it should be at least a couple hundred thousand times better than something that never happened.
u wot m8
You, sir, have done the previously unthinkable… you’ve brought to Star Trek Nemesis two things it lacked – entertainment and humor! Well done!!
Why would they clone Picard? He’s just a Star Fleet Captain…why not clone the entire Admiralty board? Or the President of the Federation for that matter…
That’s the same argument with the Star Wars prequels: why clone a bounty hunter when you could have done Darth Maul instead?
you aint getting a pizza roll
Watching ST: NG again, in S1EP12 “The Big Goodbye” Data and Picard refer to cars as “automobiles, an ancient earth device”, and S1EP13 “Datalore”, as mentioned in the review already contains a two Data story. Conclusion, those lazy-ass hack writers didn’t even check first season half way before writing this garbage.
Yeah, I remembered there were (possibly multiple) episodes where cars are referred to as something ancient and ineffective, even kinda something that only historians would know about, not something they keep around in their shuttle bay.
I always wondered why Data looked different in this movie. I just realized it’s because Brent Spiner gained weight, and seeing him in that jumpsuit is hilarious
The green symbols actually emit orgasmatronic radiation which makes the music more fun and fluid producing.
“…Close-ups of Marina Sirtis…” Cracks me up every single time! XD
Wow, “69 comments” = Sexy. But 70 = Cheasiest pizza roll, ever… Aka, Rick Berman’s penis…
You know, in real life, Patrick Stewart lost all the hair off the top of his head at age 19. This video explains it all:
That said, in the show all the scenes showed him losing his hair over time as you said, so I guess it’s a legit critique.
You forget, at least Khan had a REASON to want to kill Kirk.
Was Data ever really the 2nd most important character?
At least this film brought us Tom Hardy.
What’s that song that plays around 7:12?
Mike, your editing is magic.
“I think the audience wants Star Trek to be an action movie.” – Beard
=( wow Beard. Hes been bewitched by hollywood executives
Maybe it’s like you said with Indiana Jones, that when you don’t have a good character, it becomes the uniform. That’s why Picard is bald, because the writers can’t develop good characters.
I blame DS9 and Voyager for Star Trek’s death. More so Voyager. But the kind of all over the place writing of DS9 was still pretty bad.
Maybe when the filmakers needed a picture of Pircard in Starfleet Academy, Shinzon’s actor had already shaved his head so they just left it. This might just be an example of lazy filmmaking rather than fear the audience wouldn’t get it.
I love the nitpicking so much
Ryker played a trombone, not a trumpet mate.
His name is Riker, not Ryker mate.
Shinzon reminds me of Dr. Evil…my God, that had me laughing like a retarded hyena for ten minutes straight.
does anyone know the background music which starts at 29:45? Always cracks me up
I really want a pizza roll
am i the only one finding the adds old when they come in the middle the video
Shinzon needed Picard to save his own life, not revenge.
I want a pizza roll
I watching this again, on the toilet, to many pizza rollsohhhhh god hoooly heeell!!!
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