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  • Selenaxxxdracul

    I fucking hate all dog movies (except Beethoven) This movie does look like a pile of mashed up fecal matter. But the dog was cute that’s all I can say lol, I luv you Plinkett you are so fucking hilariouz MOOOOOAAAAR PLEASE!!

  • petru

    Betethoven mi-a placut doar atunci cand aveam 12 ani.L-am revazut de atunci si e oribil.

  • http://www.youtube.com/ac1dchr15t ac1d

    That Cat Cop poster is so epic.

  • petru

    translation: I liked Beethoven when he was 12, but I watched it again and it was horrible

  • mr D

    why the dad uses that stupid hat at the end of the movie

  • Edd

    Did I just see Jon Voight kick a cgi dog?

  • JD69

    Who is the hot girl in the pink underwear?

  • kavindu dilshara

    very good film

  • http://twitter.com/GS_Isaac Big_Isaac

    geez, how did you film that scene where you shove the cat under the saw? this could have gone REALLY bad if it lifted its head a little. or was it bluescreened?

  • KC

    Wow that mom is a smoke.

  • Sam

    I noticed One Hour Photo on your Movie Suckability Index, did you really not like One Hour Photo that much?

  • Also Edd (also spelt right)

    You mean Karate kick (there’s a difference) and yes, yes you did.

    And now you cannot un-see it

  • clank4001

    that’s Laura Story at 7:00

  • Smiles

    You are a disgrace to the human race.

  • http://www.facebook.com/MaaShinn Matthew Shannon

    why was peter pan developing peoples photos at walmart?

  • Little Johnny

    So… I looked up the director’s profile and all it says: “Volunteer counselor at Los Angeles Suicide Prevention Center hotline.” … I don’t think i’ve ever laughed so hard in my life.

  • Merkins

    I don’t even know who I am anymore . Fuck me. ooohhh

  • joe40001

    “Even when cop and a half half-assed it it was still three quarters cop.” Dammit, why do math jokes make me laugh so hard?

  • vertb

    I just had real shit day, Thanks man for making me laugh my ass off! :D

  • emanuel reuter

    it needs to be done.
    do you hear me hollywood?
    it NEEDS TO. BE. DONE!

  • emanuel reuter

    but not to the internet

  • http://www.facebook.com/brad.mckenzie.357 Brad McKenzie

    The part with the psychiatrist bill almost made me piss myself laughing.

  • Ilikemoviesverymuch33

    Who is that kid at 8:32. He looks like a younger version of some actor I know of.

  • Ilikemoviesverymuch33

    Never mind. 2nd clip I saw of him I knew it was Hutcherson.

  • Dick van Dick

    When can I buy your video cassette

  • disney wars

    i am concerned they will do a cop dog 2

  • Pizza Pizza

    HEY, hold on a damn minute! The robbers steal a Large Hot-N-Ready Pizza for $5 Little Caesar’s coupon from the fridge in the kid’s house.

    But you don’t need a coupon to get a Large Hot-N-Ready Pizza from Little Caesar’s! That’s the regular price!

    WHAT A PLOT HOLE! Who wrote this crap!?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1156787532 Justin Robillard

    forced perspective

  • Robby

    So many great lines in this review.

    “So instead of getting your metrosexual son a haircut, and slapping him across the face, the mom agrees to let Billy adopt Marlow the Cop Dog or whatever…”

    “Oh, I bet kids are lovin’ this movie already…especially little kids with a dead parent!”

  • duckne5t

    every time you said “cop dog” i cracked up

  • http://twitter.com/ZombieVICKE ZombieVIKTOR

    Did he really cut the cat, and was the saw real?

  • Robby

    Because like Plinkett says, they were getting receipts from convenience stores in the area. They were just showing two different scenes of them getting receipts, so yeah, two different cashiers.

  • Dicksaplenty Smith

    what are you moving around in the cat eating video?

  • DejaVuudoo

    The police use mutts as police dogs quite often, actually.

  • FlyingAsshole

    haha, you’re right

  • xniax1

    hahaha holy fuck i cant stop laughinggng!!!#@#

  • http://www.facebook.com/bigbobpataki Matt DeCostanza

    ._.

  • The JMF King

    Wah my phone doesnt support these videos.
    But my pc does.

  • Emperor Ben

    What about Old Yeller? Oh I’m sorry that’s a good movie.

  • mr JMF

    Its about a dog thats a cop ye…… Oh

  • Django Fett

    Maybe a Cop Out review since Plinkett uses it for reference for a bad movie repeatedly. I’d like to see him review a breakdown of a comedy and explain how it isn’t funny

  • GenkiJAM

    “You never see a Cop Cat movie…”

    Uh, excuse me. We have TWO “That Darn Cat” movies, thank you very much.

  • DoNotTread73

    oh snap

  • wootle

    fuckin dmx hahahaha

  • Manioc

    Aww yeah, that’s the kind of hot gum-swapping action I demand in a film.

  • Hannibal_32

    I cannot stop laughing.. That Kathy Amazon review part was tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/cole.christie.31 Cole Christie

    i don’t think that’s quite the type of dog movie he’s talking about

  • http://www.facebook.com/cole.christie.31 Cole Christie

    don’t you mean
    “but my brain does”

  • SimonJamson

    MOTHERFUCKERS

  • Matthew Osbourne

    Oh fuck me man, I’m so relieved it’s not just me, man! Still WTF IS WRONG WITH US!?

  • Harry’s Bastard Son

    I love this review so much. This has to be the best Plinkett review outside of Star Wars!

  • jRoldo

    MOTHERFUCKER

  • Asshole

    He forgot old yeller in the list of dog movies

  • Mark

    This review isn’t loading. It says “Sorry, we’re unable to play this episode.”

  • czar

    holy shit thats true

  • SupaPhly

    it’s that fucking music

  • http://twitter.com/dragonborn768 ze_hoody

    The amazon review is real
    look up cop dog movie and then go to the review section XD

  • http://twitter.com/Smellestine Ellen Kramer

    idk maybe you guys are pedophiles?

  • ShameonMe

    Hey she’s 20 now.

  • http://www.facebook.com/geahk Geahk Burchill

    Michael Vick joke was great!

  • I eat gats

    Where was the prequel trilogy on the suckability index?

  • Strelnikov

    Infinity squared.

  • http://twitter.com/Commander_Co0l Tony Fernandez

    and Air Bud

  • Dave Beastly

    Does the gum not have DNA on it?

  • decora

    how can you be sure?

  • decora

    i assure you the cat-saw scene was a lot safer than the scenes in Cop Dog where kids are riding their bicycles high-speed through forest terrain with NO HELMETS

  • decora

    kind of funny, this never mentions the granddaddies – BENJI, and LASSIE

  • spectrespectacle

    >Ghost Dog.

  • BuryMeInBlack

    I just realised One Hour Photo was on the suckability index chart… That movie isn’t that bad surely Mr Plinkett!

  • Roger Sarvis

    Tin foil hat for the win.

  • Roger Sarvis

    *aluminum foil.

  • Aaron

    It’s not tin, it’s aluminum- you are nearly as dumb as Mr Plinketts’ dead wife.

  • http://www.scream-movie.net/ Charles Petrosky

    Some say it’s spelled aluminium. Not me, but some folks out there…

  • http://www.scream-movie.net/ Charles Petrosky

    It’s real in that it’s fake.

  • AlcaldeEste

    To anyone complaining about “Old Yeller” missing from the list of dog movies, only newer, formulaic crap animal movies. There are plenty of dog movies and animal movies that are not on the list.
    Besides, “The Dog Who Got Shot Out Back For Ruining Christmas” is a reference to “Old Yeller”.
    Is that why you all pointed out that “Old Yeller” was missing – because your brain caught that reference – and not that other more famous movie dog? The one that starred in 12 feature films? Oh, what was its name again?

  • AlcaldeEste

    ,*it’s only

  • wikiality

    I think Kevin Smith himself has stated why many times.

  • AJ_Olding

    The British say aluminium.

  • Quonk

    Huh… well at least according to the imdb, the girl got pretty hot later…

  • http://www.facebook.com/niall.ridgeway Niall Ridgeway

    No, the everyone in the world except america says aluminium

  • charisma

    To be fair, ALL movies are on the suckability chart.

  • Andrew Herlihy

    Belgian Shepherd Malinois

  • Krish

    Not worse than the last airbender? How is that even possible?

  • daniel

    SEE RANK
    Little Bigfoot

  • Harrison

    Whaaaaat? One Hour Photo was fantastic!

  • moof

    i dont get what that even had to do with the plot? They cud have done everything else without it.

  • Phillie Em

    Yes, the everyone.

  • Phillie Em

    Visual sewage this movie is.

  • Barnacle Bait

    Whatchoo talkin bout? She was already hot in that movie. She just got LEGALLY hot.

  • Quonk

    Yeah man. Putting it right behind friggin Batman&Robin… WAAAT?

  • Quonk

    That was bad. And you should feel bad.

  • Alex Lee

    Given how Little Caesar’s conducts business, I’m not surprised that their coupons are crap.

  • Alex Lee

    He is right that all dog movies are effectively the same.

    But whatever, the only reason to see dog movies is to see the dog do stuff. I guess these movies are the premium version of a Youtube channel.

  • S├ębastien St-Pierre Robert

    Poor Harrisson Ford. One day he’s hired to play the lead role in Blade Runner, then years later he’s in a movie worse than Cop Dog.

  • Haitchpeasauce

    Wait. At 9:33, did I just see Jon Voight karate kick a dog?

  • HAha

    Cop Cop, the hotly anticipated TwoCops feature film.

  • TomKemp

    I like to think they made this entire review just to say that Crystal Skull was worse than Cop Dog

  • Mason McNeal

    Plinkett….review Batman & Robin
    pweaseeee

  • Zachary Nelson

    i just saw this movie on a dvd rack at my college store for 4.99

  • Mark Sixteensixteen Wasr

    During the evil cats in movies section you forgot to mention the bitch cat in Babe. NOt a big deal except…You ruined my fucking life Plinkett! Fuck! I don’t know if I can go on!! Pizza rolls have no meaning now.

  • Alex Lee

    Overpriced.

  • Mark

    that scene when they pretend to be a ghost is a complete rip off of the Brave Little Toaster!

  • Leo Silva Vidal

    what the fuck is this?

  • Leo Silva Vidal

    This is weird. I listen to Mr. Plinkett’s wife ghost wispering revenge and I watch right and there’s a fucking ad of a tv series called revenge.

  • Alex Lee

    “Cop Cop” a story about two cops and a cup.

  • Alex Lee

    It can also be argued that “Old Yeller” was a sincere effort to tell that kind of a story. It does have that schmaltzy quality to it, but because it was the first of its kind, it was a risk. Now, modern dog movies are clearly about making a safe, quick buck as soon as possible that it comes off as phony and cynical.

  • LukeMM95

    I forgot just how funny this review is. I’d really love to see Plinkett rip into more of these dumb family movies.

  • Rex

    The Dog Who Got Shot Outback For Ruining Christmas is my all time favorite holiday movie!

  • Stan

    Did he really hold his cat so close to a circular saw? That’s dangerous, what if he accidentally killed him.

  • Alex Lee

    That’s called movie magic.

  • Thanatos2k

    Why do the thieves steal a pizza coupon for a $5 hot and ready Little Caesar’s Pizza?

    PIZZAS ARE ALWAYS $5 AT LITTLE CAESAR’S! You don’t need a coupon!

  • Navon Sensei

    I really wished there was another Plinkett Review. I watched everyone of them as least half a dozen times. It doesn’t have to be an epic saga. Maybe something as small as Cop Dog. Like One Hour Photo.

  • christy kei rei

    telemarketer dog?! xD i wish that was real xD

  • lel

    that would have been a real cat-astrophe

  • SH1N1GAM1

    Administrative Services Manager Dog!?

  • Ryan Menchion

    Still waiting for that he Last Airbender review with the 97.98% suck rating

  • S├ębastien St-Pierre Robert

    Harrisson Ford is spinning in his grave. Oh wai-

  • shouji

    hey the kid from firehouse dog is peeta from the hunger games.

  • http://noandyace83.wordpress.com/ AndyAce83

    I really want more of these!

  • roaroar roarar

    Dental assistant dog?

  • roaroar roarar

    This movie should be called Ghost Dog!

    Oh wait…

  • Booger

    Karate Dog is amazing you fraud. The climax is Jon Voight throwing trash at and then fighting a CG dog with Chevy Chase’s voice doing karate…while parodying the Matrix and Titanic. It’s also hilariously jarring when they switch to the body double for old man Voight. It’s amazing.

  • Pulp

    I’d pay to see Cop Cat.

  • Akeuw

    Well you wouldn’t want the children to think that Marlow is a peter puffer!

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Or Cop Cat Watches Cat Cop.

  • ThePirateKing

    This movie reminds me a bit of Jack Frost (1998), a fucking creepy movie about a dad who dies and comes back to life as a snowman his son made, only to gradually melt so that the kid has to feel the pain of losing a parent a second time.

    Why are there so many dead parents in kids movies? And why do there have to be weird, creepy ghost subplots?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I was following along with his ‘Eating Pussy’ guide but then he stopped midway through the meat preparation step.

    What the fuck am I supposed to do with all this pussy meat?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    [I guess you should read this in Plinkett’s voice or it won’t make sense]
    So, it seems the girl in this god-awful film, Cassi Thumbson, is going to star in the upcoming Nic Cage turd, er, I mean movie, which is titled ‘Left Behind’. Can you guess what it’s about? Hint: Think Bibbical. Bilicle. Bibibical. Awww fuck it! It’s about GOD! END OF THE WORLD! You know, ARMAGEDDON and all that shit!

    Anyway, the movie looks as promising as a kick in the groin. I mean seriously, look at this poster. Yes, this is the official poster that’s featured on their website and Facebook page. All these fucks are standing in a wheat field with MANHATTAN in the background. That don’t make any sense. There isn’t a wheat field in the middle of Upper Bay. Who photoshopped this shit? Helen Keller? Oh, wait, the Germans got her. That’s why her journal randomly ends. The trailer isn’t any better and is something that even a severely autistic child would know is shit. Trust me, they know shit, especially when it comes to spreading it all over the bathroom wal- Anyway, I’ve got some business to take care of in my basement. I’ll leave you alone to gawk at this awful shit.

    http://wjlondon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Left-Behind-poster.jpg

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uskSBJsCf38

  • Jack

    pleeeaaaase do one hour photo next lol

  • Cassidy Fitzgerald Liston

    Okay… admittedly it’s pretty fucking funny when the criminals steal the pizza coupon and chocolate sauce. If only because of how dumb/random that is.

  • http://www.meatspin.com JudgeDredd

    So, um, what’s ah, what’s wrong with his face?

  • http://www.meatspin.com JudgeDredd

    should be paying people to eat that shit…besides…if you 5bucks burning a hole in your pocket who the blue fuck thinks “oh gooie pizza with shitty toppings, gotta have that”?

  • http://www.meatspin.com JudgeDredd
  • Mark Basnight

    Mmm. No.

  • Mark Basnight

    Mr. Plinkett wouldn’t know pi! It’s all RUINED for me!!!

  • Mighty Monarch

    20:02 Phone’s not plugged into anything. Love it.

  • InPrivate

    This is actually my favorite Plinkett review.

  • SiliconNooB

    That ending was amazing!

  • Thanatos2k

    There’s something wrong! The video isn’t coming up!

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