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I fucking hate all dog movies (except Beethoven) This movie does look like a pile of mashed up fecal matter. But the dog was cute that’s all I can say lol, I luv you Plinkett you are so fucking hilariouz MOOOOOAAAAR PLEASE!!
Betethoven mi-a placut doar atunci cand aveam 12 ani.L-am revazut de atunci si e oribil.
translation: I liked Beethoven when he was 12, but I watched it again and it was horrible
kind of funny, this never mentions the granddaddies – BENJI, and LASSIE
He is right that all dog movies are effectively the same.
But whatever, the only reason to see dog movies is to see the dog do stuff. I guess these movies are the premium version of a Youtube channel.
That Cat Cop poster is so epic.
it needs to be done.
do you hear me hollywood?
it NEEDS TO. BE. DONE!
why the dad uses that stupid hat at the end of the movie
Did I just see Jon Voight kick a cgi dog?
You mean Karate kick (there’s a difference) and yes, yes you did.
And now you cannot un-see it
Who is the hot girl in the pink underwear?
very good film
geez, how did you film that scene where you shove the cat under the saw? this could have gone REALLY bad if it lifted its head a little. or was it bluescreened?
i assure you the cat-saw scene was a lot safer than the scenes in Cop Dog where kids are riding their bicycles high-speed through forest terrain with NO HELMETS
Wow that mom is a smoke.
I noticed One Hour Photo on your Movie Suckability Index, did you really not like One Hour Photo that much?
why was peter pan developing peoples photos at walmart?
that’s Laura Story at 7:00
how can you be sure?
You are a disgrace to the human race.
but not to the internet
Hey she’s 20 now.
So… I looked up the director’s profile and all it says: “Volunteer counselor at Los Angeles Suicide Prevention Center hotline.” … I don’t think i’ve ever laughed so hard in my life.
holy shit thats true
I don’t even know who I am anymore . Fuck me. ooohhh
“Even when cop and a half half-assed it it was still three quarters cop.” Dammit, why do math jokes make me laugh so hard?
I just had real shit day, Thanks man for making me laugh my ass off!
The part with the psychiatrist bill almost made me piss myself laughing.
Who is that kid at 8:32. He looks like a younger version of some actor I know of.
Never mind. 2nd clip I saw of him I knew it was Hutcherson.
When can I buy your video cassette
i am concerned they will do a cop dog 2
HEY, hold on a damn minute! The robbers steal a Large Hot-N-Ready Pizza for $5 Little Caesar’s coupon from the fridge in the kid’s house.
But you don’t need a coupon to get a Large Hot-N-Ready Pizza from Little Caesar’s! That’s the regular price!
WHAT A PLOT HOLE! Who wrote this crap!?
Given how Little Caesar’s conducts business, I’m not surprised that their coupons are crap.
So many great lines in this review.
“So instead of getting your metrosexual son a haircut, and slapping him across the face, the mom agrees to let Billy adopt Marlow the Cop Dog or whatever…”
“Oh, I bet kids are lovin’ this movie already…especially little kids with a dead parent!”
every time you said “cop dog” i cracked up
Did he really cut the cat, and was the saw real?
Because like Plinkett says, they were getting receipts from convenience stores in the area. They were just showing two different scenes of them getting receipts, so yeah, two different cashiers.
what are you moving around in the cat eating video?
The police use mutts as police dogs quite often, actually.
haha, you’re right
hahaha holy fuck i cant stop laughinggng!!!#@#
Wah my phone doesnt support these videos.
But my pc does.
don’t you mean
“but my brain does”
What about Old Yeller? Oh I’m sorry that’s a good movie.
i don’t think that’s quite the type of dog movie he’s talking about
Its about a dog thats a cop ye…… Oh
Maybe a Cop Out review since Plinkett uses it for reference for a bad movie repeatedly. I’d like to see him review a breakdown of a comedy and explain how it isn’t funny
I think Kevin Smith himself has stated why many times.
“You never see a Cop Cat movie…”
Uh, excuse me. We have TWO “That Darn Cat” movies, thank you very much.
fuckin dmx hahahaha
Aww yeah, that’s the kind of hot gum-swapping action I demand in a film.
I cannot stop laughing.. That Kathy Amazon review part was tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!!
Oh fuck me man, I’m so relieved it’s not just me, man! Still WTF IS WRONG WITH US!?
idk maybe you guys are pedophiles?
I love this review so much. This has to be the best Plinkett review outside of Star Wars!
He forgot old yeller in the list of dog movies
and Air Bud
To anyone complaining about “Old Yeller” missing from the list of dog movies, only newer, formulaic crap animal movies. There are plenty of dog movies and animal movies that are not on the list.
Besides, “The Dog Who Got Shot Out Back For Ruining Christmas” is a reference to “Old Yeller”.
Is that why you all pointed out that “Old Yeller” was missing – because your brain caught that reference – and not that other more famous movie dog? The one that starred in 12 feature films? Oh, what was its name again?
It can also be argued that “Old Yeller” was a sincere effort to tell that kind of a story. It does have that schmaltzy quality to it, but because it was the first of its kind, it was a risk. Now, modern dog movies are clearly about making a safe, quick buck as soon as possible that it comes off as phony and cynical.
This review isn’t loading. It says “Sorry, we’re unable to play this episode.”
it’s that fucking music
The amazon review is real
look up cop dog movie and then go to the review section XD
It’s real in that it’s fake.
Michael Vick joke was great!
Where was the prequel trilogy on the suckability index?
Does the gum not have DNA on it?
i dont get what that even had to do with the plot? They cud have done everything else without it.
I just realised One Hour Photo was on the suckability index chart… That movie isn’t that bad surely Mr Plinkett!
To be fair, ALL movies are on the suckability chart.
Tin foil hat for the win.
Some say it’s spelled aluminium. Not me, but some folks out there…
The British say aluminium.
No, the everyone in the world except america says aluminium
Yes, the everyone.
It’s not tin, it’s aluminum- you are nearly as dumb as Mr Plinketts’ dead wife.
Huh… well at least according to the imdb, the girl got pretty hot later…
Whatchoo talkin bout? She was already hot in that movie. She just got LEGALLY hot.
That was bad. And you should feel bad.
Belgian Shepherd Malinois
Not worse than the last airbender? How is that even possible?
Whaaaaat? One Hour Photo was fantastic!
Yeah man. Putting it right behind friggin Batman&Robin… WAAAT?
Visual sewage this movie is.
Poor Harrisson Ford. One day he’s hired to play the lead role in Blade Runner, then years later he’s in a movie worse than Cop Dog.
Wait. At 9:33, did I just see Jon Voight karate kick a dog?
I like to think they made this entire review just to say that Crystal Skull was worse than Cop Dog
Plinkett….review Batman & Robin
what the fuck is this?
This is weird. I listen to Mr. Plinkett’s wife ghost wispering revenge and I watch right and there’s a fucking ad of a tv series called revenge.
“Cop Cop” a story about two cops and a cup.
I forgot just how funny this review is. I’d really love to see Plinkett rip into more of these dumb family movies.
That’s called movie magic.
Why do the thieves steal a pizza coupon for a $5 hot and ready Little Caesar’s Pizza?
PIZZAS ARE ALWAYS $5 AT LITTLE CAESAR’S! You don’t need a coupon!
I really wished there was another Plinkett Review. I watched everyone of them as least half a dozen times. It doesn’t have to be an epic saga. Maybe something as small as Cop Dog. Like One Hour Photo.
telemarketer dog?! xD i wish that was real xD
Administrative Services Manager Dog!?
Still waiting for that he Last Airbender review with the 97.98% suck rating
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