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  • Selenaxxxdracul

    I fucking hate all dog movies (except Beethoven) This movie does look like a pile of mashed up fecal matter. But the dog was cute that’s all I can say lol, I luv you Plinkett you are so fucking hilariouz MOOOOOAAAAR PLEASE!!

    • petru

      Betethoven mi-a placut doar atunci cand aveam 12 ani.L-am revazut de atunci si e oribil.

      • petru

        translation: I liked Beethoven when he was 12, but I watched it again and it was horrible

    • decora

      kind of funny, this never mentions the granddaddies – BENJI, and LASSIE

    • Alex Lee

      He is right that all dog movies are effectively the same.

      But whatever, the only reason to see dog movies is to see the dog do stuff. I guess these movies are the premium version of a Youtube channel.

  • http://www.youtube.com/ac1dchr15t ac1d

    That Cat Cop poster is so epic.

    • emanuel reuter

      it needs to be done.
      do you hear me hollywood?
      it NEEDS TO. BE. DONE!

  • mr D

    why the dad uses that stupid hat at the end of the movie

  • Edd

    Did I just see Jon Voight kick a cgi dog?

    • Also Edd (also spelt right)

      You mean Karate kick (there’s a difference) and yes, yes you did.

      And now you cannot un-see it

  • JD69

    Who is the hot girl in the pink underwear?

  • kavindu dilshara

    very good film

  • http://twitter.com/GS_Isaac Big_Isaac

    geez, how did you film that scene where you shove the cat under the saw? this could have gone REALLY bad if it lifted its head a little. or was it bluescreened?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1156787532 Justin Robillard

      forced perspective

    • decora

      i assure you the cat-saw scene was a lot safer than the scenes in Cop Dog where kids are riding their bicycles high-speed through forest terrain with NO HELMETS

  • KC

    Wow that mom is a smoke.

  • Sam

    I noticed One Hour Photo on your Movie Suckability Index, did you really not like One Hour Photo that much?

    • http://www.facebook.com/MaaShinn Matthew Shannon

      why was peter pan developing peoples photos at walmart?

  • clank4001

    that’s Laura Story at 7:00

    • decora

      how can you be sure?

  • Smiles

    You are a disgrace to the human race.

    • emanuel reuter

      but not to the internet

    • ShameonMe

      Hey she’s 20 now.

  • Little Johnny

    So… I looked up the director’s profile and all it says: “Volunteer counselor at Los Angeles Suicide Prevention Center hotline.” … I don’t think i’ve ever laughed so hard in my life.

    • czar

      holy shit thats true

  • Merkins

    I don’t even know who I am anymore . Fuck me. ooohhh

  • joe40001

    “Even when cop and a half half-assed it it was still three quarters cop.” Dammit, why do math jokes make me laugh so hard?

  • vertb

    I just had real shit day, Thanks man for making me laugh my ass off! :D

  • http://www.facebook.com/brad.mckenzie.357 Brad McKenzie

    The part with the psychiatrist bill almost made me piss myself laughing.

  • Ilikemoviesverymuch33

    Who is that kid at 8:32. He looks like a younger version of some actor I know of.

  • Ilikemoviesverymuch33

    Never mind. 2nd clip I saw of him I knew it was Hutcherson.

  • Dick van Dick

    When can I buy your video cassette

  • disney wars

    i am concerned they will do a cop dog 2

  • Pizza Pizza

    HEY, hold on a damn minute! The robbers steal a Large Hot-N-Ready Pizza for $5 Little Caesar’s coupon from the fridge in the kid’s house.

    But you don’t need a coupon to get a Large Hot-N-Ready Pizza from Little Caesar’s! That’s the regular price!

    WHAT A PLOT HOLE! Who wrote this crap!?

    • Alex Lee

      Given how Little Caesar’s conducts business, I’m not surprised that their coupons are crap.

  • Robby

    So many great lines in this review.

    “So instead of getting your metrosexual son a haircut, and slapping him across the face, the mom agrees to let Billy adopt Marlow the Cop Dog or whatever…”

    “Oh, I bet kids are lovin’ this movie already…especially little kids with a dead parent!”

  • duckne5t

    every time you said “cop dog” i cracked up

  • http://twitter.com/ZombieVICKE ZombieVIKTOR

    Did he really cut the cat, and was the saw real?

    • http://www.facebook.com/bigbobpataki Matt DeCostanza

      ._.

  • Robby

    Because like Plinkett says, they were getting receipts from convenience stores in the area. They were just showing two different scenes of them getting receipts, so yeah, two different cashiers.

  • Dicksaplenty Smith

    what are you moving around in the cat eating video?

  • DejaVuudoo

    The police use mutts as police dogs quite often, actually.

  • FlyingAsshole

    haha, you’re right

  • xniax1

    hahaha holy fuck i cant stop laughinggng!!!#@#

  • The JMF King

    Wah my phone doesnt support these videos.
    But my pc does.

    • http://www.facebook.com/cole.christie.31 Cole Christie

      don’t you mean
      “but my brain does”

  • Emperor Ben

    What about Old Yeller? Oh I’m sorry that’s a good movie.

    • http://www.facebook.com/cole.christie.31 Cole Christie

      i don’t think that’s quite the type of dog movie he’s talking about

  • mr JMF

    Its about a dog thats a cop ye…… Oh

  • Django Fett

    Maybe a Cop Out review since Plinkett uses it for reference for a bad movie repeatedly. I’d like to see him review a breakdown of a comedy and explain how it isn’t funny

    • wikiality

      I think Kevin Smith himself has stated why many times.

  • GenkiJAM

    “You never see a Cop Cat movie…”

    Uh, excuse me. We have TWO “That Darn Cat” movies, thank you very much.

    • DoNotTread73

      oh snap

  • wootle

    fuckin dmx hahahaha

  • Manioc

    Aww yeah, that’s the kind of hot gum-swapping action I demand in a film.

  • Hannibal_32

    I cannot stop laughing.. That Kathy Amazon review part was tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!!

  • SimonJamson

    MOTHERFUCKERS

  • Matthew Osbourne

    Oh fuck me man, I’m so relieved it’s not just me, man! Still WTF IS WRONG WITH US!?

    • http://twitter.com/Smellestine Ellen Kramer

      idk maybe you guys are pedophiles?

  • Harry’s Bastard Son

    I love this review so much. This has to be the best Plinkett review outside of Star Wars!

  • jRoldo

    MOTHERFUCKER

  • Asshole

    He forgot old yeller in the list of dog movies

    • http://twitter.com/Commander_Co0l Tony Fernandez

      and Air Bud

    • AlcaldeEste

      To anyone complaining about “Old Yeller” missing from the list of dog movies, only newer, formulaic crap animal movies. There are plenty of dog movies and animal movies that are not on the list.
      Besides, “The Dog Who Got Shot Out Back For Ruining Christmas” is a reference to “Old Yeller”.
      Is that why you all pointed out that “Old Yeller” was missing – because your brain caught that reference – and not that other more famous movie dog? The one that starred in 12 feature films? Oh, what was its name again?

      • AlcaldeEste

        ,*it’s only

      • Alex Lee

        It can also be argued that “Old Yeller” was a sincere effort to tell that kind of a story. It does have that schmaltzy quality to it, but because it was the first of its kind, it was a risk. Now, modern dog movies are clearly about making a safe, quick buck as soon as possible that it comes off as phony and cynical.

  • Mark

    This review isn’t loading. It says “Sorry, we’re unable to play this episode.”

  • SupaPhly

    it’s that fucking music

  • http://twitter.com/dragonborn768 ze_hoody

    The amazon review is real
    look up cop dog movie and then go to the review section XD

    • http://www.scream-movie.net/ Charles Petrosky

      It’s real in that it’s fake.

  • http://www.facebook.com/geahk Geahk Burchill

    Michael Vick joke was great!

  • I eat gats

    Where was the prequel trilogy on the suckability index?

    • Strelnikov

      Infinity squared.

  • Dave Beastly

    Does the gum not have DNA on it?

    • moof

      i dont get what that even had to do with the plot? They cud have done everything else without it.

  • spectrespectacle

    >Ghost Dog.

  • BuryMeInBlack

    I just realised One Hour Photo was on the suckability index chart… That movie isn’t that bad surely Mr Plinkett!

    • charisma

      To be fair, ALL movies are on the suckability chart.

  • Roger Sarvis

    Tin foil hat for the win.

    • Roger Sarvis

      *aluminum foil.

      • http://www.scream-movie.net/ Charles Petrosky

        Some say it’s spelled aluminium. Not me, but some folks out there…

        • AJ_Olding

          The British say aluminium.

          • http://www.facebook.com/niall.ridgeway Niall Ridgeway

            No, the everyone in the world except america says aluminium

          • Phillie Em

            Yes, the everyone.

    • Aaron

      It’s not tin, it’s aluminum- you are nearly as dumb as Mr Plinketts’ dead wife.

  • Quonk

    Huh… well at least according to the imdb, the girl got pretty hot later…

    • Barnacle Bait

      Whatchoo talkin bout? She was already hot in that movie. She just got LEGALLY hot.

      • Quonk

        That was bad. And you should feel bad.

  • Andrew Herlihy

    Belgian Shepherd Malinois

  • Krish

    Not worse than the last airbender? How is that even possible?

  • daniel

    SEE RANK
    Little Bigfoot

  • Harrison

    Whaaaaat? One Hour Photo was fantastic!

    • Quonk

      Yeah man. Putting it right behind friggin Batman&Robin… WAAAT?

  • Phillie Em

    Visual sewage this movie is.

  • Sébastien St-Pierre Robert

    Poor Harrisson Ford. One day he’s hired to play the lead role in Blade Runner, then years later he’s in a movie worse than Cop Dog.

  • Haitchpeasauce

    Wait. At 9:33, did I just see Jon Voight karate kick a dog?

  • TomKemp

    I like to think they made this entire review just to say that Crystal Skull was worse than Cop Dog

  • Mason McNeal

    Plinkett….review Batman & Robin
    pweaseeee

  • Alex Lee

    Overpriced.

  • Leo Silva Vidal

    what the fuck is this?

  • Leo Silva Vidal

    This is weird. I listen to Mr. Plinkett’s wife ghost wispering revenge and I watch right and there’s a fucking ad of a tv series called revenge.

  • Alex Lee

    “Cop Cop” a story about two cops and a cup.

  • LukeMM95

    I forgot just how funny this review is. I’d really love to see Plinkett rip into more of these dumb family movies.

  • Alex Lee

    That’s called movie magic.

  • Thanatos2k

    Why do the thieves steal a pizza coupon for a $5 hot and ready Little Caesar’s Pizza?

    PIZZAS ARE ALWAYS $5 AT LITTLE CAESAR’S! You don’t need a coupon!

  • Navon Sensei

    I really wished there was another Plinkett Review. I watched everyone of them as least half a dozen times. It doesn’t have to be an epic saga. Maybe something as small as Cop Dog. Like One Hour Photo.

  • christy kei rei

    telemarketer dog?! xD i wish that was real xD

    • SH1N1GAM1

      Administrative Services Manager Dog!?

      • roaroar roarar

        Dental assistant dog?

  • Ryan Menchion

    Still waiting for that he Last Airbender review with the 97.98% suck rating

  • shouji

    hey the kid from firehouse dog is peeta from the hunger games.

  • http://noandyace83.wordpress.com/ AndyAce83

    I really want more of these!

  • roaroar roarar

    This movie should be called Ghost Dog!

    Oh wait…

  • Booger

    Karate Dog is amazing you fraud. The climax is Jon Voight throwing trash at and then fighting a CG dog with Chevy Chase’s voice doing karate…while parodying the Matrix and Titanic. It’s also hilariously jarring when they switch to the body double for old man Voight. It’s amazing.

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