I fucking hate all dog movies (except Beethoven) This movie does look like a pile of mashed up fecal matter. But the dog was cute that’s all I can say lol, I luv you Plinkett you are so fucking hilariouz MOOOOOAAAAR PLEASE!!
Betethoven mi-a placut doar atunci cand aveam 12 ani.L-am revazut de atunci si e oribil.
That Cat Cop poster is so epic.
translation: I liked Beethoven when he was 12, but I watched it again and it was horrible
why the dad uses that stupid hat at the end of the movie
Did I just see Jon Voight kick a cgi dog?
Who is the hot girl in the pink underwear?
very good film
geez, how did you film that scene where you shove the cat under the saw? this could have gone REALLY bad if it lifted its head a little. or was it bluescreened?
Wow that mom is a smoke.
I noticed One Hour Photo on your Movie Suckability Index, did you really not like One Hour Photo that much?
You mean Karate kick (there’s a difference) and yes, yes you did.
And now you cannot un-see it
that’s Laura Story at 7:00
You are a disgrace to the human race.
why was peter pan developing peoples photos at walmart?
So… I looked up the director’s profile and all it says: “Volunteer counselor at Los Angeles Suicide Prevention Center hotline.” … I don’t think i’ve ever laughed so hard in my life.
I don’t even know who I am anymore . Fuck me. ooohhh
“Even when cop and a half half-assed it it was still three quarters cop.” Dammit, why do math jokes make me laugh so hard?
I just had real shit day, Thanks man for making me laugh my ass off! 😀
it needs to be done.
do you hear me hollywood?
it NEEDS TO. BE. DONE!
but not to the internet
The part with the psychiatrist bill almost made me piss myself laughing.
Who is that kid at 8:32. He looks like a younger version of some actor I know of.
Never mind. 2nd clip I saw of him I knew it was Hutcherson.
When can I buy your video cassette
i am concerned they will do a cop dog 2
HEY, hold on a damn minute! The robbers steal a Large Hot-N-Ready Pizza for $5 Little Caesar’s coupon from the fridge in the kid’s house.
But you don’t need a coupon to get a Large Hot-N-Ready Pizza from Little Caesar’s! That’s the regular price!
WHAT A PLOT HOLE! Who wrote this crap!?
So many great lines in this review.
“So instead of getting your metrosexual son a haircut, and slapping him across the face, the mom agrees to let Billy adopt Marlow the Cop Dog or whatever…”
“Oh, I bet kids are lovin’ this movie already…especially little kids with a dead parent!”
every time you said “cop dog” i cracked up
Did he really cut the cat, and was the saw real?
Because like Plinkett says, they were getting receipts from convenience stores in the area. They were just showing two different scenes of them getting receipts, so yeah, two different cashiers.
what are you moving around in the cat eating video?
The police use mutts as police dogs quite often, actually.
haha, you’re right
hahaha holy fuck i cant stop laughinggng!!!#@#
Wah my phone doesnt support these videos.
But my pc does.
What about Old Yeller? Oh I’m sorry that’s a good movie.
Its about a dog thats a cop ye…… Oh
Maybe a Cop Out review since Plinkett uses it for reference for a bad movie repeatedly. I’d like to see him review a breakdown of a comedy and explain how it isn’t funny
“You never see a Cop Cat movie…”
Uh, excuse me. We have TWO “That Darn Cat” movies, thank you very much.
fuckin dmx hahahaha
Aww yeah, that’s the kind of hot gum-swapping action I demand in a film.
I cannot stop laughing.. That Kathy Amazon review part was tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!!
i don’t think that’s quite the type of dog movie he’s talking about
don’t you mean
“but my brain does”
Oh fuck me man, I’m so relieved it’s not just me, man! Still WTF IS WRONG WITH US!?
I love this review so much. This has to be the best Plinkett review outside of Star Wars!
He forgot old yeller in the list of dog movies
This review isn’t loading. It says “Sorry, we’re unable to play this episode.”
holy shit thats true
it’s that fucking music
The amazon review is real
look up cop dog movie and then go to the review section XD
idk maybe you guys are pedophiles?
Hey she’s 20 now.
Michael Vick joke was great!
Where was the prequel trilogy on the suckability index?
and Air Bud
Does the gum not have DNA on it?
how can you be sure?
i assure you the cat-saw scene was a lot safer than the scenes in Cop Dog where kids are riding their bicycles high-speed through forest terrain with NO HELMETS
kind of funny, this never mentions the granddaddies – BENJI, and LASSIE
I just realised One Hour Photo was on the suckability index chart… That movie isn’t that bad surely Mr Plinkett!
Tin foil hat for the win.
It’s not tin, it’s aluminum- you are nearly as dumb as Mr Plinketts’ dead wife.
Some say it’s spelled aluminium. Not me, but some folks out there…
It’s real in that it’s fake.
To anyone complaining about “Old Yeller” missing from the list of dog movies, only newer, formulaic crap animal movies. There are plenty of dog movies and animal movies that are not on the list.
Besides, “The Dog Who Got Shot Out Back For Ruining Christmas” is a reference to “Old Yeller”.
Is that why you all pointed out that “Old Yeller” was missing – because your brain caught that reference – and not that other more famous movie dog? The one that starred in 12 feature films? Oh, what was its name again?
I think Kevin Smith himself has stated why many times.
The British say aluminium.
Huh… well at least according to the imdb, the girl got pretty hot later…
No, the everyone in the world except america says aluminium
To be fair, ALL movies are on the suckability chart.
Belgian Shepherd Malinois
Not worse than the last airbender? How is that even possible?
Whaaaaat? One Hour Photo was fantastic!
i dont get what that even had to do with the plot? They cud have done everything else without it.
Yes, the everyone.
Visual sewage this movie is.
Whatchoo talkin bout? She was already hot in that movie. She just got LEGALLY hot.
Yeah man. Putting it right behind friggin Batman&Robin… WAAAT?
That was bad. And you should feel bad.
Given how Little Caesar’s conducts business, I’m not surprised that their coupons are crap.
He is right that all dog movies are effectively the same.
But whatever, the only reason to see dog movies is to see the dog do stuff. I guess these movies are the premium version of a Youtube channel.
Poor Harrisson Ford. One day he’s hired to play the lead role in Blade Runner, then years later he’s in a movie worse than Cop Dog.
Wait. At 9:33, did I just see Jon Voight karate kick a dog?
Cop Cop, the hotly anticipated TwoCops feature film.
I like to think they made this entire review just to say that Crystal Skull was worse than Cop Dog
Plinkett….review Batman & Robin
i just saw this movie on a dvd rack at my college store for 4.99
During the evil cats in movies section you forgot to mention the bitch cat in Babe. NOt a big deal except…You ruined my fucking life Plinkett! Fuck! I don’t know if I can go on!! Pizza rolls have no meaning now.
that scene when they pretend to be a ghost is a complete rip off of the Brave Little Toaster!
what the fuck is this?
This is weird. I listen to Mr. Plinkett’s wife ghost wispering revenge and I watch right and there’s a fucking ad of a tv series called revenge.
“Cop Cop” a story about two cops and a cup.
It can also be argued that “Old Yeller” was a sincere effort to tell that kind of a story. It does have that schmaltzy quality to it, but because it was the first of its kind, it was a risk. Now, modern dog movies are clearly about making a safe, quick buck as soon as possible that it comes off as phony and cynical.
I forgot just how funny this review is. I’d really love to see Plinkett rip into more of these dumb family movies.
The Dog Who Got Shot Outback For Ruining Christmas is my all time favorite holiday movie!
Did he really hold his cat so close to a circular saw? That’s dangerous, what if he accidentally killed him.
That’s called movie magic.
Why do the thieves steal a pizza coupon for a $5 hot and ready Little Caesar’s Pizza?
PIZZAS ARE ALWAYS $5 AT LITTLE CAESAR’S! You don’t need a coupon!
I really wished there was another Plinkett Review. I watched everyone of them as least half a dozen times. It doesn’t have to be an epic saga. Maybe something as small as Cop Dog. Like One Hour Photo.
telemarketer dog?! xD i wish that was real xD
that would have been a real cat-astrophe
Administrative Services Manager Dog!?
Still waiting for that he Last Airbender review with the 97.98% suck rating
Harrisson Ford is spinning in his grave. Oh wai-
hey the kid from firehouse dog is peeta from the hunger games.
I really want more of these!
Dental assistant dog?
This movie should be called Ghost Dog!
Karate Dog is amazing you fraud. The climax is Jon Voight throwing trash at and then fighting a CG dog with Chevy Chase’s voice doing karate…while parodying the Matrix and Titanic. It’s also hilariously jarring when they switch to the body double for old man Voight. It’s amazing.
I’d pay to see Cop Cat.
Well you wouldn’t want the children to think that Marlow is a peter puffer!
Or Cop Cat Watches Cat Cop.
This movie reminds me a bit of Jack Frost (1998), a fucking creepy movie about a dad who dies and comes back to life as a snowman his son made, only to gradually melt so that the kid has to feel the pain of losing a parent a second time.
Why are there so many dead parents in kids movies? And why do there have to be weird, creepy ghost subplots?
I was following along with his ‘Eating Pussy’ guide but then he stopped midway through the meat preparation step.
What the fuck am I supposed to do with all this pussy meat?
[I guess you should read this in Plinkett’s voice or it won’t make sense]
So, it seems the girl in this god-awful film, Cassi Thumbson, is going to star in the upcoming Nic Cage turd, er, I mean movie, which is titled ‘Left Behind’. Can you guess what it’s about? Hint: Think Bibbical. Bilicle. Bibibical. Awww fuck it! It’s about GOD! END OF THE WORLD! You know, ARMAGEDDON and all that shit!
Anyway, the movie looks as promising as a kick in the groin. I mean seriously, look at this poster. Yes, this is the official poster that’s featured on their website and Facebook page. All these fucks are standing in a wheat field with MANHATTAN in the background. That don’t make any sense. There isn’t a wheat field in the middle of Upper Bay. Who photoshopped this shit? Helen Keller? Oh, wait, the Germans got her. That’s why her journal randomly ends. The trailer isn’t any better and is something that even a severely autistic child would know is shit. Trust me, they know shit, especially when it comes to spreading it all over the bathroom wal- Anyway, I’ve got some business to take care of in my basement. I’ll leave you alone to gawk at this awful shit.
pleeeaaaase do one hour photo next lol
Okay… admittedly it’s pretty fucking funny when the criminals steal the pizza coupon and chocolate sauce. If only because of how dumb/random that is.
So, um, what’s ah, what’s wrong with his face?
should be paying people to eat that shit…besides…if you 5bucks burning a hole in your pocket who the blue fuck thinks “oh gooie pizza with shitty toppings, gotta have that”?
Mr. Plinkett wouldn’t know pi! It’s all RUINED for me!!!
20:02 Phone’s not plugged into anything. Love it.
This is actually my favorite Plinkett review.
That ending was amazing!
There’s something wrong! The video isn’t coming up!
Looking at IMDB, both the writer and the director have a weird mix of family/holiday movies, and murder/psychological thriller movies. I guess that explains Cop Dog.
love these reviews
90% sure that this review was only made because the movie had Captain Pike in it.
Because Youtube has low standards.
Why have I avoided this review until now? All the others I know forward and backward. As an obsessed member of this cult, I must learn the doctrine.
hey bubs could you ask Ricky if I could buy a few grams of hash off of him?
Fuck off, Randy
those are the best directors, kids movies and horror films …
Pleeeease do the 3 Ninjas flms! I remember loving those movies as a kid…but then I grew up, grew a brain, and realized how shitty they are.
That girl is pretty hot.
If that was the case he would’ve reviewed Firehouse Dog, which is the movie Captain Pike is in.
A film about a cat that’s kinda like a cop should be called ‘copy cat’.
I don’t think that was a pause icon; I think it was the back of a sign.
Why hasn’t there been a dog movie BotW?
Probably because of the automated take down system. If you made a film this bad, wouldn’t you want to keep any reviews of it off youtube?
“The Dog Who Saved Christmas.
The Dog Who Ruined Christmas.
The Dog who got shot out back for ruining Christmas.”
I fucking lost it there. xD
I don’t know if it’s my crippling alcoholism or just that this review is funny, but I laughed for 30 minutes straight. Thanks cop dog.
Some of her expressions reminded me of Anna Paquin, but pretty.
It was his plane he spun in, stoopid!
Very pretty, she’s probably really hot nowadays.
Cop Dog: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/601966
Night club shooter dog. Lenny Bruce dog. Edgy teen online dog.;)
The Dog Who Never Released Another Plinkett Review. The Dog Who Pre Rec’d. The Dog Who was a Hack Fraud.
With Sigourney Weaver as a cat stalked by a serial…oh fuck it.
It’s kinda crappy they cannot make an all female reboot of Cop Dog, because they would have to use the word “bitch” in the title.
“Female Bitch Dog Spooky Spirit Hunters”, coming soon from Charles Band and Wizard Home Video.
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