Nerd Talk: Sequels, Spin-Offs, and Standalones

July 22, 20152,963 Comments

MOVIES!


Filed in: Half in the BagShort Films

  • tOmy`

    FIRST!

  • tOmy`

    FUCK YEA.

  • Thomas Mikkelsen

    You did it! Chicks love achievements and your boss will probably be impressed with your tenacity

  • RPK

    Go Asians!

  • True DAT! (Is that right? Or should I say “Is DAT right?” or is it True That? I’m a nerd.)

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    CONTENT!

    I should probably skip this one, though. Amirite?

  • Slow clap. You successfully compared Disney to Hitler. Bravo. Brav-oh.

  • OMG! This is so funny!

  • Focus group approved marketing video!

    #giggles

  • He is a chick!

  • tOmy`

    This was possibly made just for you.

  • playdude92 .

    Glad you found a use for the Patreon money #lookin´slick

  • Unit sixOthree idiot looks handsome in his rugged beer!

    #sexynerdRich

  • GTFOofNOLA

    There’s some kind of social commentary going on here, but I just can’t quite put my finger on it…

  • Alex

    I wanna see more vidoes of those Nerd Frauds.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    “Their love had been Bruce Wayneing for awhile.”

  • tOmy`

    This was as hilarious as it was pretty fucking depressing.

  • Thomas Mikkelsen

    Let´s not get caught up in who has ovaries and who doesn´t, the important thing to remember is “Go Asians!”

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    “Just shut the FUCK up!!!!”

  • Asian markets fills my wallet with diversity!

    #differentkindofmoney

  • Alex

    How many takes for keeping that straight face, when you said Rodriguez’ films are “so good…” ?

  • tOmy`

    They made this with a budget consisting of a spare change from buying couches.

  • tOmy`

    Around 3234

    #BringItBack

  • TLS

    Mike, Jay, and Rich found a way to make a whiny skit video, while sitting down the hold time… Great Job, Ladies!

  • tOmy`

    I am unlocking achievements like a no-scope-pr0, bro.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    OK. That was EXCELLENT.
    Fyuck Nerds!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    4,2,3,4

  • tOmy`

    This was quite honestly one of their best “alternative” videos. So indie. Much praise. Fuck Rich Evans.

  • NoScope joke? Still flies? It’s old… innit?

    #2014

  • tOmy`

    Yea… well… you are old.

  • I WANT TO GOUGE MY FUCKING EYES OUT!

  • Domo

    They didn’t have a box for Jay to stand on, to make him almost as tall as Mike.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You can so-tell they have pre-determined to not give most of their sh!t about DC product. Even their negativity for Marvel and Star Wars is more enthusiastic.

    #RLM-Nerd2TheCore

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Dress shirts and ties really do accentuate the pecs, yeah?

  • Jawsie Loves Chachi

    so let me get this straight, it’s just people sitting down talking in front of a green screen

  • Domo

    Just shout obscenities at people. It works for everyone else!

  • It’s just like Episode I, II and III.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Just like the Marvel Avengers movies!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Yep.

  • I’m not good at making friends… do you like bathing in money?

    #DollarStoreFriendship

  • Jawsie Loves Chachi

    *moobs

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    FUCK YOU. WHO LET YOU IN HERE? FUCK!!!!
    Oh, it’s Domo.
    #Sorry.

  • mister man

    Probably your funniest video to date. Brilliant work guys.

  • Alex

    just like the moon landing

  • tOmy`

    *in it

  • I’d say it’s not better than F*uck You, it’s January! but it’s close.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    *(appendage other than finger)

  • You Got the Problem

    THE AWKWARDNESS!!!!!

  • And beer bellies.

  • You gonna die.

  • So, no Ant-Man review?

    How am I supposed to justify my decision on it? Please tell me what to say!!!

  • Jawsie Loves Chachi

    you son of bitches

  • “It was so good it made me want to gouge my fucking eyes out”.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Needed more Asians.

  • Such a great pun.. guin

  • Just how drunk is a RLM focus group? Where do I sign up?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Oscar Isaac, you’ve been pantsed.

  • Martín Galarza Flores

    “It’s cool to say you’re a nerd, but it’s still not cool to BE a nerd.”

    So, so correct. I’m glad someone can still tell apart those two things. Most people right now don’t get that being a nerd is more than going to the new Avengers movie and saying “that was cool.” For some of us stuff like that is a major part of our lives, whether we like the movie or not, we obsess over it, we know everything there is to know about the movie and the source material, the movies that have come out and the ones that are still going to, the characters and their story, the comicbooks we started to read when we learn how to read, the characters we relate to, the stories that get to our hearts, the disappointments, the rejoice….

  • Buk Pravon

    I literally just threw my money at my screen. … To make them stop. 🙁

  • omitted

    “Huge boner?”
    That’s right, Jay!

  • Threw?

  • Darth Vei-DAR. Anah-keen.

  • Buk Pravon

    °-.- Yeah.

    I’ll correct that.

    edit: I thought it right and wrote it wrong. oO

  • WrongWithYourFace

    How racist.

  • omitted

    *out-of-focus

  • Palpatine

    I’m with Rich on this one. But funny video nonetheless. Also, when is the next Nerd Talk?!

  • I have a RichEvans altar in my basement. It demands hookers for sacrifice. I want to summon my very own Rich

  • Alex

    Kudos to Rich’s underplayed performance.
    Hope this guy will star in his own big movie one day (preferably a SciFi movie).
    *sigh, ok back to work -_-*

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I didn’t realize the saying “your Patreon dollars at work” could take on such a literal form.

  • *Space Crap

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    (We’re supposed to be with Rich.)

  • Jawsie Loves Chachi

    But still, Fox News is still more fair and balanced

  • He’s an ex-emperor and you want him to side with the little man?

  • Palpatine

    You mean we’re supposed to be neeeeerds?!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Because they say so. Out loud. They wouldn’t be able to say it if it weren’t true. Someone would stop them. FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!

  • The CGI was… marvelous. I want to bat that these jokers spent all of it and prices are going to go up.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    What in the fuck is this? Why is this so goooood?

  • Lilgreenman

    They’ve already greenlit a spinoff about the greenscreen behind Mike and Jay? Where was it built? It’s so cool and mysterious!

  • Mason

    I couldn’t love these people anymore. I find myself saying, mentally, “WHAT IS HAPPENING!?” about once a day.

  • tOmy`

    Because it’s like this comment section, only with a better CGI.

  • Let’s say you threw the money so hard it went straight through the screen. Use paper bills next time.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Thoughtful, serious, unswayed by cynical cash-grabber.
    Self-aware.
    You know, like Real Nerds. The way nerds envision themselves, Not as they’re viewed by others.

  • Palpatine

    Yeah that about sums me up, despite the fact that I don’t read comics.

  • Slightly enlarge the waist and I’ll buy.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s so dense.Every single frame has a superhero character in it.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Or at least have a basement full of hookers.
    #EverybodyWins

  • It was Jack. They forgot Jack is always wrong.

  • Well in the end they scrolled The Flash’s title card faster than the others, so there’s that little DC care.

  • Buk Pravon

    This way it at least would have worked.

  • omitted

    No, that was just Magic Mike and Jay counting all the singles they made last night…

  • Palpatine

    You know what’s really sad? Out of all the movies they talked about, only one of them isn’t a comic book movie.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    FUCKING BRAVO, YOU FUCKS!

  • So you’re saying between “pretty hammered” and “piss drunk”

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    #TeamJack

  • Only that’s Jack when he’s sober.

  • Jawsie Loves Chachi

    I blame nerds

  • You mean Doctor Strange? The remake of Doctor Strangelove? They shortened the title just like with Furious 7 because the audience is too dumb to remember.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    You mean to tell me the money wasn’t real?! http://i.imgur.com/tKexrWcl.jpg

    And they spent money on it? That seems kind of counter-intuitive. (Unsubscribe)

  • Buk Pravon

    I appreciate the amount of fuck in this sentence. *thumbsup*

  • Palpatine

    Will this video even matter when Mike and Jay inevitably like half the movies they talked about? Because we all know they will.

  • So the Infinity War is going to be infinitely long?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    wow this is everything i spent all night saying. its like they stole my brain.

  • omitted

    *pain

  • Fuck the pain away.

  • omitted

    “Uuh, I love his kids‘ films
    Confirmed for pedo!

  • Sully

    Not possible, Andrew.

  • That’s what you call a plot-hole! Because, as you see, sir, I am both a nerd and a movie critic, as this half assed, half in the bag fraudhackery abides no containment.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    yeah… both.

  • omitted

    I keep trying…

  • diehounderdoggen

    What happens if one of these movies fails? I know the studios have algorithms and predictive models, etc. that basically assure a video product will capture the profits from any given market share, but what if their models are off by a fraction of a percent and people get bored and don’t see the movie?

    I guess with the standalone movies it’s not such a big deal, they’ll just bury the property, but if Infinity Wars Part 3 underperforms, would they really go ahead and *gasp* RISK MONEY ON A SEQUEL?

    Or do they have enough invested in each of these products that their house of cards falls apart at the first sign of failure?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    FUCK YOU, YOU FUCK!!!
    (I can do this now whenever I want, and if somebody takes offense I can just say I’m doing, like, a thing.)

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Tru Dat: thats Tru dat…..

  • mister man

    That’s true, that one is quality. Obviously the Plinkett reviews are the top funny in case I need to qualify my statement later

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Honestly, I was thinking of writing “YOU FUCKING FUCKS,” but I thought that was overboard.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    oh yeah, i’m not real or have a brain.

  • Sully

    Alright, you fuckin’ hackety hack hack frauds. What are your through 2029 Space Cop plans? Are we getting a Detective Cooper spinoff? What about a Zorba origin story? Better get on, motherfuckers, while the gettin’s good.

  • I want to see an origin story of the guy who built the FutureDeadWife photo frame!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    They’ve made a couple billion already. They can weather a few bombs. It’s up to us. We keep going, we got no one to blame but ourselves.

  • Sully

    Age of Ultron paid for 5 of these movies alone, and that’s just in ticket sales, and doesn’t include marketing, so I’m guessing they’ll be fine.

  • Palpatine

    These movies are too big to fail.

  • It’s a kind of masochistic mass suicide movie going cult.

    #Hollywood

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    What happened before Space Cop got into space?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    I hated comic book movies literally one day before RLM.

  • Bubs

    I can’t even muster the interest required to be outraged. The entirety of my response can be summed up as “whatever”. All of these movies will come out and pass me by as if they never existed at all. Somewhere in the middle, a bunch of poor bastards will write a really good movie that I will enjoy, but because the movie had thought put into it, it will recoup 3% of its budget and they will all die penniless. Good thing I’m a sociopath or this would bother me.

  • They’ll do a Western Ore Musical prequel.

  • Harry Palm

    Hold time?

  • Jawsie Loves Chachi

    Me 2 sister

  • omitted

    *homeopath

  • Her face changed in the new trailer. You may not have noticed. But your brain did.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Care Boars crossover?
    THAT’S how you build a universe!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I beat you by four years.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I found the bit with the Asian fuckwits most upsetting. Did they forget about how there were Asians in literally all of the last three movies?

    http://www.weirdworm.com/img/main/nute-gunray-neimoi.jpg

  • Andrew Thompson.

    No its HollyWOULD!

  • Now I really want to gouge my fucking eyes out.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    *homo erect

  • Bubs

    There is no context in any dimension where that makes sense or is funny. We are all dumber for having read it. May God have mercy on your soul.

  • The goverment should sponsor Hollywood! Just incase. Make it available on the stock market and if a movie fails people loose their homes. And they should make it so that only workers and poor people get affected! Who needs them! They don’t watch movies.

  • Tru dat. And let’s not forget how the only space pilot in the original trilogy got killed after 4 seconds of scren time. You know, because Asians are terrible drivers. How racist is that?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Racist!

  • John Bigbootay

    Honestly, I come here and thank God there are still a few people on my wavelength. I was laughing through this whole thing.

  • Jawsie Loves Chachi

    *Colin

  • Oh gawd… I saw that movie last year

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    #TeamCandadia

  • omitted

    Yeah, I don’t need pity from imaginary beings. If it pissed you off then job well done, I suppose.

  • Sully

    And what about this guy? No one ever remembers this fuckin’ guy.

    https://teamyello.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/original-rotj-ywing-scr-001.jpg

  • Bubs

    It didn’t. Sorry.

  • Not even the people compiling the credits list. 4 seconds on screen displaying how much of a bad pilot he is. Racists.

  • omitted

    I’ll try harder next time.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Me and Grum Pa have been warning you for years. you didnt listen….. SUCK IT!

  • Sully

    Technically he isn’t asian since THERE’S NO FUCKING ASIA IN THE STAR WARS GALAXY, but whatevs.

  • omitted

    *gets on my knees and opens mouth*

  • Tru dat.

  • Jawsie Loves Chachi

    yeah yeah snob Jaws, not the first time

  • Jean-François Martel

    OH MA GAHHHHHHHH!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    they’re gonna review Ant Man and say it’s the best film of the summer.I could bet my house on that turning out to be the case.

  • Jean-François Martel

    Can we all agree that Fuck the last 3 movies?

  • I can’t wait for all these big movies to fail, break the speculating studios and trigger the inevitable moving of cinema onto the next logical age where the whole movie is just the trailer. No more trailers spoiling everything for dummies. Now the trailer is the whole overpriced, 4DX, 120 FPS, Universal-Studios-ride bullshit.

    Establishing shot, explosion, lofty voice over exposition, despair audio snippet, explosion, hero emerges, one liner, punches bag guy in the face during an explosion, reaches for love interest, hug in the middle of doom, bait for sequel in six months.

    A 2 minute, spasmodically cut, retina-searing ejaculation of sound and light! Fuck emotions and fuck you, bro!

  • Jawsie Loves Chachi

    *trailer

  • Oy vey. That’s even more racist than white folk playing black folk in early cinema. Also, that is exactly what my asian friends look like

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Your Transient.
    thats why i decided to call you Sharky.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    *Equalist.

    I’m just saying that isn’t it about time we had an Arabic, elderly, transgender, pansexual female character in one of these films?

  • Jawsie Loves Chachi

    we do it’s called Ben Affleck

  • omitted

    So that pic you posted in the last thread was just a distraction?! *bursts into tears without stopping my jerking to the aforementioned picture*

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Oh, yeah! I forgot about– Oh…

    Well, that’s four movies straight with chinks Asians in them!

  • omitted
  • Jean-François Martel

    if it stars a white guy they’re gonna reboot it. if not they’re gonna wait 20 years before they make another movie with a woman or a black man as the leAD

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Sorry to burst your buble but they’re not gonna fail.If anything they will break current box office records.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Those are not tears coming out of your penis, you know.

  • Angelo

    It’s gonna be great.

  • Jean-François Martel

    no joke i’m here for that.

  • Sully

    I will say this. At least they have a plan, and they’re not blind cash grabs like so many in the past. Butt-fuckings are a little more comfortable when you’re allowed time to prep lube.

    American Psycho 2
    Mean Girls 2
    American Pie (any of the sequels)
    City Slickers 2

    The list goes on…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Why not shout ‘GOOKS! and fire a M60 while your at it.?

  • Sully

    Now you’re describing Nolan’s movies.

  • TapewormBike

    Eh, who cares. Some of those movies will end up being good and there’s too much shit to be entertained by if you don’t want to watch them. Here’s my nerd badge and the geek gun.

  • omitted

    But Bubs said that God cries every time I do that. And Andrew said that He is always watching…

  • Sully

    Keep it. You… you’ve earned it.
    And I’m right there with ya.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    You said they are not cash grabs… Unsubscribe,.

  • XAV

    To be fair, there’s also a lot of great original stuff coming out, like The Hateful Hate and The Revenant. Oh, and Pixels! ಠ⌣ಠ

  • omitted

    Hand over your gay card while you’re at it.

  • TapewormBike

    Allright. This time it’s peroral.

  • TapewormBike

    Fuck no!

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • Sully

    Not blind cash grabs. I.E. They have a 10-20 year plan. They’re not just making a movie to make a movie, and if it’s successful rush out a direct-to-video sequel in 18 months.
    They’re fucking you in the ass, don’t get me wrong, but they’re taking their time to do it right, is what I’m saying.

  • James Robert Thompson

    Now we just need the Nintendo Cinematic Universe so we an Have Super Smash Bros the movie in 18 parts….

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I WANT TO GOUGE MY FUCKING EYES OUT!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Put the gun in my mouth, make sure the brain is in the line of fire… DO IT!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Palpy already pointed that out but Mick&Jake are gonna end up recommeding half of these movies[if not more]

  • TapewormBike

    I think they know too. What (awesome) assholes!

  • Sully

    You’re throwing too many big words at me, and since I don’t understand’em, I’m gonna take’em as disrespect. Watch yer mouth.

  • You’re off the force, Tape. You’re breaking my heart.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    so both? thats worse!

  • playdude92 .

    It´s like Donald Trump and Willie Wonka are running the movie industry together. Pass.

  • spicollidriver

    only inconsistency is their opinion on the Nolan movies: they made a LOT of money so they are definitely “great movies”.

  • TapewormBike

    Talkin’ ’bout blowjob, bro.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I’m not sure how this conveyor belt film-making is in any way a good thing. You know it’s not the story that they plan out these films ahead of time for.

  • Jawsie Loves Chachi

    Somebody’s doing the raping

  • Jawsie Loves Chachi

    you offering? 😛

  • omitted

    Less yapping, more lapping!

  • TapewormBike

    Am I ever not?

  • Sully
  • You can feel that Mike wants to say “they are just so terrible” when he’s talking about Spy Kids movies.

  • Shut up! You’re not Channing Tatum.

  • omitted

    *Do I ever nut?

  • Domo

    Don’t forget little people.

  • Palpatine

    They are. Well, only one of them is actually great.

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • omitted

    Keep ’em inside the robots!

  • TapewormBike

    But they so small.

  • The entire cast of Ewoks consisted of little people. Unless you meant Tom Cruise.

  • Bubs

    So as long as I have a plan to rob you, you’re cool with it? Where do you live again?

  • Palpatine

    I have forseen it.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Come on now. You’re turning into an old rock band that keeps playing songs that everyone’s heard a thousand times.

  • *handwave* used the force to do something something dark side.

  • Bubs

    Agreed, WWYF. I wish JJ had a pair of balls and called them on their shit. “Well… we planned to add some new characters. And they will be whatever race the actor best suited for the role is. Are there any other questions from people who aren’t ignorant racists?”

  • WrongWithYourFace

    And the recent comic-con video showed that there’s one inside the gonk droid. And, I mean, she looked happy!

  • Speaking of which, I’m in the middle of recording my parts for our new album. #convenientshamelessselfpromotion

  • Sully

    This is true, but we all know the industry is going to chase trends, so would you rather have a Captain America: Civil War film in 2016, which was planned no less than 5 years ago, will feature competent actors and elaborate set pieces, or a “This was supposed to be the last Saw movie, but the last one made enough to warrant a direct-to-video installment in 18 months” sequel?
    It’s a small difference, but it’s enough to warrant buying a ticket for the former.

    I’m a screenwriter, so I’m pissed there aren’t more spec scripts showing up on production calendars, but I also understand that while there’s a market, there’s an aim to make bank. This hasn’t been an “art” industry in 20+ years. There are still artists in the biz, but they seldom have any say, and even less pull. Everything is corporate now, and it sucks, but it’s the reality.

  • Palpatine

    So are we supposed to like or hate all these upcoming movies? Are we allowed to have opinions that differ from Mike and Jay’s?

  • Jawsie Loves Chachi

    yes and no

  • omitted

    Both.

  • Domo

    Milwaukee beer bellies. It’s a sign of quality.

  • Sully

    If the robbery is inevitable. Sure. At least I’ll be able to leave a window open.
    That being said, I wouldn’t compare this to robbery. You have a choice to avoid the coming slate.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Does it involve the sounds of you typing?

  • Domo

    You just have to be an asshole while doing it.

  • Sully
  • Jawsie Loves Chachi

    somethin my ex wife used to say

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i know. i’m building a new city to burn but it takes time. and i dont have the Rich and Jay To my Mike that i used to anymore.

  • And jerking off.

  • Sully

    You should’ve listened to her.

  • RICH EVANS APPROVED
    http://i.imgur.com/o39hdHL.jpg

  • Bubs

    Yeah, it’ll be pretty easy for me to avoid the toys…. video games… commercials… t-shirts… spinoffs… musicals…. radio releases… more commercials…. advertisements on buses… at stores…. on the highway… at the park…

    All I need to do to avoid it is gouge my eyes out, shatter my eardrums, and never leave my house again! Good thing I already have whatever disease Stephen Hawking has.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Mmm, experimental. I like it!

  • Sully

    It’s easy to avoid paying for those things, yeah.

  • omitted

    If you miss them then why did you kill them?

  • Palpatine

    It depends on what kind of dinosaur they cooked up in that lab

  • tOmy`

    “Today… astronomers are on the cusp of finding something people have dreamed about for thousands of years – another Earth,” NASA teased in a statement.

    The announcement will be made tomorrow. You know… in case you are interested and done ripping the movies that none seen yet.

  • omitted

    *bulges

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Is this Phase 4 of Marvel Cinematic Universe?

  • Bubs

    Who gives a fuck? FUCKING STAR WARS
    FUCKING MARVEL EXPANDED UNIVERSE
    I want to talk about how fucking awesome INFINITY WAR IS!

  • Sully

    I’ve seen Another Earth. It was interesting, but the 3rd act kinda fell flat for me.

    http://escapepod.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/ea_anotherearth.jpg

  • omitted
  • Andrew Thompson.

    food…….

  • Bubs

    If it’s all part of a viral marketing campaign for Planet Hulk, I’m going to kill myself.

  • sleepy_editor

    Comic Con = but she’s got a new hat!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaOgZwk9rN8

  • tOmy`

    They are prepared to come out and finally acknowledge that after spending 8 trillions of dollars, they did not find anything resembling Marvel or DC universe. They did find heart on Pluto, so there is that at least.

    What a bunch of fuck ups.

  • Jawsie Loves Chachi

    as long as Will Smith and his son aren’t on it i’m in

  • Bhazor

    I am officially done with super hero movies. Bloodless over choreographed fight, quip quip, over choreographed fight, quip, insert humorous_dialog_2 for use at end of trailer, bloodless fight, quip, quip, motivational speech about how you have to embrace the hero inside, quip, big bloodless fight, minor character dies, big laser shoots into the sky/cloud of gas, quip, impossibly large overchoreographed fight, insert humorous_dialog_5 for “nerds” to quote in an attempt to “go viral”, villain gets punched, end, 17 minutes long credit sequence with hit pop song from 2 years ago, stinger for next [adjective][noun]man film.

    Fuck it all. I’m going to start reading books instead. Fuck movies.

  • Sully

    So… no Navi then?

  • tOmy`

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THE INFINITY WAR? I WANT TO GOUGE MY FUCKING GEMS OUT.

  • IF BY GEMS YOU MEAN NUTS THEN I CONCUR

  • Sully
  • Sully

    DC is the best.
    Pound Sign: Batman<3

    http://dumpcast.com/wp-content/uploads/Ugly-Geek.jpg

  • RPK

    I guess I’m in the minority here but I think the super hero movies are getting much better in quality, which means much better movies being released. True there isn’t enough original content in Hollywood these days, but having too many super hero movies isn’t the reason.

  • Robby

    Daddy’s back. What the fuck is this hackery? I don’t like things that are different.

  • omitted

    *JEWELS

  • It made me think of Journey to The Far Side Of The Earth. Minus all the schlock. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3YmE5yhKxM

  • BALLS

  • tOmy`

    Just wait a bit, you gonna start seeing things you recognize.

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • tOmy`

    We have one of these on the toilet.

    It is a good thing to pee on while you shit on your tablet.

    Uhm… wait, what?

  • Robby

    You mean like Mike and Jay? Or do you mean like your mum when the rent’s due?

  • Sully

    And people talk about modern trailers giving away the whole movie. Holy shit. I’d never seen that one before.

  • Travoltron

    There was a transgender in Return of the Jedi, sort of. The A-Wing pilot that Kamikazed the Super Star Destroyer. He was played by a woman and then in post they dubbed the actress’s voice over with a man’s.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Oooh, you mean comics! Those are my favorite things to shit on!

  • Palpatine

    Hey, I can see Zara swimming around in there!

  • Captain Turbo

    For a minute I thought I was watching Screen Junkies!

  • Jawsie Loves Chachi

    nope, just junkies

  • Bubs

    What’s that? Is that a new Marvel/DC/Star Wars movie?
    If it’s not… then WHY THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT IT?

  • Markham

    Regarding DC Movie Universe, I’ll just check the Batman movies, since who cares for cinematic Superman And Rest Of His Friends(TM)?

  • Captain Turbo

    No, you will join us or die.

  • Palpatine

    Doesn’t really matter since Mike and Jay are going to end up recommending most of the movies.

  • Captain Turbo

    Wrong! Nolan Bushnell made horrible movies!

  • Sully

    Not all of them. Just the Marvel and Abrams Star Wars ones.

  • Palpatine

    That’s kind of what I meant.

  • Bubs

    I can’t wait for Batdude Vs Spiderman: Dong of Justice.
    I’m really excited to found out how Peter Porkins got his super powers… AGAIN!

  • Captain Turbo

    I find your lack of faith disturbing.

  • Palpatine

    Am I the only one who’s actually looking forward to Episode VII?

  • Sully

    At least they’re skipping the origin story this time.

  • Bubs

    Yes.
    This.

  • Sully

    NO!

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • Palpatine

    What movie’s are you looking forward to?

  • I feel you Rich… hopefully there will be few “decent” product placement/greedy actors vehicles among this obscene amount of “fuck you nerd, this is Disney!” BS fast food.. I thought Ant man was “ok” and Dardevil pretty good, so i m not giving up on uploading most of them yet…

  • quick_moranis

    I actually agree with eveything they implied here, especially about talented filmmakers like Ben Affleck wasting their abilities on all of these bad or at best mediocre franchised films.

  • tranglec

    And there I was, complaining about Comic book and Super Hero material dominating pop culture too much for too long, in the comments of the last “Previously Recorded” video.
    I had no idea it is that bad.
    No sane person can love comic book and super hero movies that much!

    I love hard science fiction movies (like “2001 A Space Oddyssey” for example), but if someone would tell me there will be 30 of those in the next 5 years, I’d still consider that too much.

  • Sully
  • Bubs

    Sinister 2: Electric Baghuloo

  • WrongWithYourFace

    So far they seem to be doing things right. I just don’t have it in me to get excited about movies these days.

  • Jawsie Loves Chachi

    Prometheus 2, I need answers dam it

  • Zack Peterson

    You guys usually edit out Mike screaming obscenities at Rich Evans.

  • Captain Turbo

    Sure, how bad can they fuck it up?

  • Palpatine

    Did you like the first one?

  • Palpatine

    That’s what worries me.

  • Sully
  • Captain Turbo

    They did. The parts they left in were actually Mike screaming obscenities at Jack, who happened to be sitting behind Rich.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    What do I always say?

  • Palpatine

    Maybe.

  • Jawsie Loves Chachi

    lol nice

  • Bubs

    Oh are we being serious? Sorry, I was fucking around.
    Yeah I’m looking forward to Episode 7. Even if it sucks, it will be interesting to see what someone else does with the material. Sinister is just another horrible cash grab.

    I wish I could give you a good answer, but I generally don’t look forward to movies anymore… there’s just so much disappointment to be had. This sounds kind of like a cop out, but it’s just how I feel…

  • Sully

    Maybe they’ll re-release this video in six months with Jack edited back in and call it:
    Nerd Talk: Spin-Offs, Sequels, and Standalone Movies: The Jack Cut

  • Captain Turbo

    You otter apologize for that.

  • That was pretty sly of you.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Are you serious?
    I only ask because it’s sometimes hard to tell around here. And, because you said “superhero movies are getting much better in quality, which means better movies are being released,” which is just a really “I’m kidding” sorta thing to say.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You forgot the swarm (robots, aliens, ants, whatever), the crashing of the one thing into the other thing, and the glowy blue maguffin.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Right.
    Because grown men in Hulk tee-shirts are really cool.

  • Bubs

    How to identify if a movie is just a shameless cash grab:

    Step 1. Pretend there is no concept of money.
    Step 2. Ask yourself “Would this movie have still been made?”
    Step 3. ????????
    Step 4. Prostate

    I may have made a mistake in there somewhere, but I think the first 2 steps are sound.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Great! Another one we can fyuck up beyond wildest imaginings.

  • Palpatine

    Episode VII doesn’t seem like a cash-grab. Well, for the most part anyway.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    FUCK YOU, YOU FUCK. FUCKING WHO LET THIS FUCKING FUCK THE FUCK IN HERE? FUCK!!!!

  • Jawsie Loves Chachi

    5. it’s directed by Hack Snyder

  • Bubs

    I actually agree with you on that. I think JJ Abrams just wants to tell a story in the Star Wars Universe. The comical amounts of money that will be made is just a byproduct. The movie will undoubtedly have elements which are there to “increase appeal” and “boost profit margins” which some shithead producer shoved in there. But I have high hopes for it. Sorry you won’t get to be in it.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Both.
    But honestly…Are you anticipating any of them? For real? Besides Episode Se7en?

  • Sully

    Some are getting better, some worse. Kinda like the buddy cop films of the 80s & 90s.

    Lethal Weapon
    Bad Boys
    48 Hours
    Running Scared
    Alien Nation
    Police Story 3: SuperCop
    Point Break
    The Last Boy Scout
    Rush Hour
    Tango & Cash
    Blue Streak
    Black Rain
    Midnight Run
    The Hard Way
    Loaded Weapon
    Blah
    Blah
    Blah
    Blah
    Blah

  • Palpatine

    Do you think the Marvel movies are cash-grabs, as if that needs an answer.

  • Palpatine

    And Cop Cop.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I saw 4 of those movies. I’d recommend 2.

  • Bubs

    Based on the formula in this post:

    http://redlettermedia.com/nerd-talk-sequels-spin-offs-and-standalones/#comment-2151299078

    I would say absolutely. Not a single one of them would be made if not for $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Gotta be somebody. There’s raping going on.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    That’s two things. Is that a lot to you?

  • Jawsie Loves Chachi

    if it wasn’t a cash grab it would be an original story without the brand name star wars

  • Captain Turbo

    Dibs!

  • Sully

    No studio produced movie would be made if it weren’t for profits. The only thing that’s changed is the percentages regarding investment v. returns.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Peridontal?
    Perennial?

  • instant relief

    They finally jumped the shark… oh, wait, it’s ironic, isn’t it? Oh, I get it…

  • Jawsie Loves Chachi

    tango and cash?

  • Mike lives on YT again. Someone calling him out on hackfraudery. http://i.imgur.com/zFQ2fNE.jpg

  • RPK

    I am 100% serious. Many of these movies have been pretty good.

  • tOmy`

    You people are commenting so fast that Disqus is not even keeping up. One might say that you are commenting faster than Marvel and DC shit movies.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Because ticket prices will always go up.
    Breaking Box Office records is as easy as building another Godzillaplex.

  • instant relief

    You cyber stalking demon.

  • Boehm

    More content!!!!!!!!!

  • And it takes the same amount of effort.

  • tOmy`

    I bet that Trump is already running for it.

  • Captain Turbo

    Step 6. Two-digit number in the title

  • Bubs

    I disagree. I think Spielberg would still have made Saving Private Ryan, even if he knew it wouldn’t make any money. I think Ridley Scott would’ve made Gladiator, and Tim Burton would’ve made Edward Scissorhands. The list goes on.

    You should know this as well as anyone. Artists make art. It’s what they do. Money is just a necessary byproduct. It’s the ugly fuel which we require to make something beautiful. I think if you asked most artists how much money they wanted their movie to make they would say “However much I need to make the next movie I want to make.”

  • Step 7: Franchise+Colon+Two-digit number in the title.

  • Quick everybody to YT to pickup those remaining Mike fraud crumbs!

  • instant relief

    Can’t you use your force powers to ensure that J. J. doesn’t horribly fuck up?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You don’t, however, have another option. It’s this or FUCK YOU< YOU FUCK!!!

    That's not healthy.

    You can pretend to be oh-so-above it all, but when the entire culture becomes a cash-grab, planned or unwanted, there are consequences. You've got children? Might as well resign them to grow up to be stunted, imagination-wise.

    But, that's OK, because we've got it figured.

  • Palpatine

    I already did!

  • instant relief

    But… nothing happened?!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    As long as you’re getting raped, you might as well roll over and enjoy it.
    Somebody’s doing all the raping.

  • Palpatine

    The best part about this video is that Mike did not make one Star Trek reference the whole time. We should commend him for that.

  • tOmy`

    I know this is a weird thing, but does anyone else feel like that all these comments are somehow screaming and being all chaotic? Like someone electrified them?

  • You mean to say they’re just like the editing of this short?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Actually, the third part of a Captain America trilogy maybe was planned 5 years ago, but that was back-grounded as soon as they heard of Batman fighting Superman.

    That example, right there, invalidates your position.

  • Wizard already beat us.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    But they already made that movie. It’s called The Dark Knight Returns. It’s great.

  • tOmy`

    Exactly.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    There’s that yes but the masses loves these flicks let’s be real.Doesn’t matter how many problems people had with Age of Ultron-when there’s gonna be a new Assvengers movie it the tickets for showing will be sold out for weeks n weeks to come.

  • Jawsie Loves Chachi

    you’re just paranoid and yes they really are talking about you

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Masses are larger than you give them credit for.

    There will ALWAYS be more people who are uninterested in these things than otherwise. Basic population math.

    That fact is the only thing that keeps me sane.

  • I can’t decide whether I could take Bane seriously if he sounded like a Southern American stereotype rather than Sean Connery with a hand over his mouth.

  • Jawsie Loves Chachi

    true but he is looking more and more like the Borg everyday so…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Now with extra clipart animations!

  • Wild in Wisconsin

    You know, elephant in the room, I know, but…

    Do you plan on having any asian people joining the cast in any other RedLetterMedia videos?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    he interacts with YT community while jay hangs out on rlm’s official forumshithole. nobody gives our community any time of the day:(

  • Palpatine

    Oh yeah, them guys.

  • While reddit gets Jack. They get what they deserve.

  • omitted

    They’ll also need a real gay guy. I volunteer as tribute!

  • Palpatine

    I always see you on the RLM Reddit.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    they really do. rlm’s subreddit is shitposting 99% of the time.

  • Sully
  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    There has been one. WINTER SOLDIER. The rest have been crap.
    You maybe disagree, and I allow it. But, MANY? That’s more than a few.
    #Unsubscribe

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Returns. Not Rises. I know, I get confused over that too. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2313197/

    #InnovativeMovieTitles

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Every Star Wars movie after the first one has been a cash grab. If you like two or three of them, they’re still cash grabs.

  • Bubs

    This is a good point, the cast is a little white-washed. They should head down to Wal-Mart and pick up a coloured, a mexican, a chinaman, and maybe even a woman (but let’s not get ridiculous here).

  • Palpatine

    Shoji Tabuchi will be on the next BotW.

  • Sully

    They didn’t even mention the new Star Trek sequel.

  • Palpatine

    Tru dat.

  • Oh the Peter Weller one. No wonder they hired him, it had Robocop influence written all over. I mean, Miller wrote the first draft of Robocop 2 after all.

  • Sully

    He did that one time. Remember when Catsup was around?

    Pound Sign: GifWars

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Marvel has shat five, six moopies since MAN OF STOOL.
    Where’s the diarrhea?

  • omitted

    Well, Jay did respond to Palpy and Domo once. Those lucky sons of bitches!

  • They rhyme.

  • Sully

    And all of them better than Man of Steel. What’s up with that?

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    I get all my movie news from the lovable crew at RLM. They’re so zany! In other news, time to gouge my fucking eyes out.

  • Shh…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    He forgot all about us as soon as he welcomed us to this new comment zone due to alcohol poisoning. https://disqus.com/home/discussion/redlettermedia1/the_hunger_games_and_jeff_who_lives_at_home/#comment-486463581

    An exception to the rule was when he had to prove that he isn’t a homophobe.

  • Bongodoug

    I love Mike’s moobs, they’re as glorious as mine.

  • omitted

    *fuckable

  • Big Mclargehuge

    Oh to be one of those pieces of popcorn…tangled in that beard.

  • Domo

    He didn’t rip the Star Trek: The Star Trek 3 a new asshole, either. So the positives and negatives cancel each other out.

  • Sully

    RACIST!

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    That’s just the cocaine. Trust me.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Better is such a subjective word.
    Zero multiplied by zero is still zero.

    Besides, only WINTER SOLDIER was better than MAN OF STOOL. Lots better. Doesn’t even deserve comparison. The rest? Whatever, Marvel Boy.

  • omitted

    Jay’s gf didn’t appear in the video…
    Oooooooohhhhhhhhh…..

  • I don’t want to watch films anymore…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO TAPEY?! WHERE’S THE TRIGGER???

    Oh. It’s strapped to his back.

  • Domo

    And Cynthia Rothrock.

  • Sully
  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I want to watch films. I just don’t want the people making them now to keep making them.

  • I know. I do a lot of the shitposting. Like i said, he’s the RLM crew member they deserve, not the one they need.

  • Sully

    I can count on one paw the number of good DC movies, and I gnawed that thing out of a bear trap six winters ago.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I’ve been counting good Marvel movies on one of my hands. I’ve got two fingers left besides the one in the middle that’s extended for you.
    #GiveUsAKiss

  • I guess you could say that the stool in Man of Stool was better.

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Creepy!

  • Sully
  • Sully

    Better than the Man, sure.

  • But no Jessi? I’m disappointed.

  • Sully

    Nah… I uh… I don’t like that.

  • Sully

    Nah, there are plenty of competent filmmakers. It’s the studios we need to put the kibosh on, specifically their market anal’cyst departments.

  • pete smith

    I about gave up ten years ago. (Ok Im bit stoked about upcoming ash vs evil dead lolz)

  • XAV

    Well, there’s more. Plenty more, even if they don’t get as much attention as these sequels/reboots/adaptions, both because of their marketing budgets and because of people complaining about them (and usually seeing them anyway). Ex Machina, Inside Out (more or less), What We Do In The Shadows, It Follows, Kingsman, Trainwreck, Dope, etc. Admittedly I just Googled them,and most of them I haven’t seen yet, but the point stands: plenty of original stuff has come out this year, and plenty more will come out this year, and plenty more will come out in the years to follow. And quite a few of them are/will be big budget, and get plenty of mainstream success.

    And besides, big budget sequels/reboots/adaptions can be just as good as any other movie. Mad Max, anyone? Yes, a lot these are obviously motivated by money, and a lot of them by money alone, and this cinematic universe shit is exhausting just thinking about it. But the beauty of it is: you don’t have to see it. Both Hollywood and the indie crowd is providing plenty of easily accessible original films for you to watch with your eyeballs.

    Big budget sequels/reboots/adaptions will always get more exposure, but literally anyone who cares about any other type of film will get a shit-ton of options.

    That being said, I loved this video and nothing they said was wrong. All I wanted to do was leave a little friendly reminder that things aren’t all bad, and there’s plenty of cool shit coming to theaters that don’t involve capes or stars or wars taking place in said stars. No need to be hostile about it. ಠ_ಥ

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Are you a messenger of god?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Wait, “teamyello.files.wordpress”? That’s fucking racist!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Yes.This.

  • Sully

    He’s a pawn.

  • Sully

    Yellow isn’t a race, ya fuckin’ racist ass racist.

  • No, Omi! You’re too young! As your older sister (WHAT?) I must do it! TAKE ME!

  • Palpatine

    Technically that’s a TV show, but hey, TV shows seem to be more popular than movies these days.

  • MikeFromCanmore

    3234 423 and….

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Sully

    HAHAHAHAAAA… wtaf? I’m bookmarking that one for the NSA guys I know peruse my laptop.

  • SeanLM

    This was meant to be funny but damn am I depressed now. When’s the Lehman Brothers style implosion going to happen to Hollywood? It’s loooong overdue. Maybe China’s stock market collapse will mean less disposable income for the studios. At least the Terminator franchise might finally be dead.

    I realized I see a lot of these movies out of obligation more than interest. I was lukewarm on Avengers but then I saw Iron Man 3 and Thor 2 anyway. I hated Avengers: AOU, but then I dutifully went and sat through Ant-Man. I’m part of the problem.

  • I like Target shirts. They are made from a really soft and stretchy cotton. It is like wearing a blanket.

    They pill like a bitch though.

  • Sully
  • WrongWithYourFace

    Speaking of Robocop and influences, I watched a documentary about Robocop once. In it they mentioned something about how the project evolved, all the while showing footage of a sculpt that was clearly a Judge Dredd helmet, but didn’t say a word about how Robocop was apparently supposed to be Judge Dredd. I mean, let’s face it: Robocop is exactly like Dredd.

    Even the wiki article claims that it was only influenced by the comics. My bet is that they couldn’t get the rights so they just changed it up a bit.

  • This is factually wrong. Everyone knows Bush was given extra homework that day and had to be in class. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg5NvKpJfKE

  • Close enough.

  • Sully

    Yeah, I have the actual shirt they mentioned. Though I’ve had it for nearly 15 years. (Yes, I have clothes that old). Quality stuff.

  • Sully

    Learning to read, no doubt. Goddamn 9/11 ruined that, too.

  • Sully

    *Cut to Cheney shooting a guy in the face.*

  • tOmy`

    Speaking of depressing shit, here is the 10 minutes long, very angry, very NSFW review of Pixels. It is everything you hoped for and more:

    https://youtu.be/BFD2293oGvA

  • Relevant Daffy Duck quote.

  • Palpatine

    MovieBlob is an SJW.

  • omitted

    WHAT(THEFUCK)? indeed…

  • omitted

    *shooting his load on a guy’s face

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Was just about to say this.

    But why does the teacher sound so pissed off? She must be in on it. And what is it with the all-black class? What is this, the 30’s?

  • Palpatine

    I did same thing after the Rebels destroyed the Death Star.

  • tOmy`

    The only relevant thing about 9/11 by now is this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toKlQ0oUfbk

    Yes, this exists. For some reason.

  • Cakefarts
  • tOmy`

    The only difference is that I randomly bash the keyboard and get an upvote or two. These fuckers randomly bash their keyboards and get a billion or two.

  • Alin

    Wait, what? Who the fuck cares? Oh.. ohhhh I see. They mentioned that in the Jurassic Whirl video and so you think they’re…

    Aha… hahaha….HAHAHA

  • WrongWithYourFace

    “It’s to bad about Terminator. I saw it Tuesday and it is great. It has one of the best twists in an action movie I’ve ever seen. I hope ot does well enough overseas that they make another one. They were smart at keeping the budget low.” -DVD_Black, commenter

    Except if you watched the trailers!

  • Kaingerc

    It’s almost like these production companies don’t care about the quality of their movies and only want to sell you more products….. I MEAN THEY ONLY WANT TO GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT!!!

  • Palpatine

    What are you talking about?

  • omitted

    What about the cumaraderie?!

  • RLMkeepitup

    Ladies and gentlemen we call this a cultural fad. And Jesus Christ at how many more batman movies are being planned. I wouldn’t rent a $4 movie where a character wears a cape at this point.

  • *scratches head*

  • tOmy`

    But they are coming. This time around with red capes.

  • Sensitive Joss Whedon?

  • Djorge

    omg you didn’t mention Shazam with the other DC movers

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Who are you calling a fucker?
    Am I supposed to resemble that remark?
    I’ll allow it.

  • Palpatine

    Of course.

  • omitted

    *gives good

  • Sully

    Well that just about sums up what we were all expecting. Who had money on Pixels being good? You know, it’s not really a wager if everyone has money on the same side of the bet.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Admitting you have a problem is the first step to its solution.

  • Cut to Cheney telling the guy to ‘go fuckhimself’.
    https://youtu.be/LowVhCfLm68?t=1m6s
    Oh wait, that’s Palpy.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    And, he’s back!
    Seems like you’ve been a little reluctant these past few days, omi, o’buddy. We missed ya a few times.

  • Djorge

    Also I can’t tell if most of the films in this are jokes or for real

  • RLMkeepitup

    none of the super heroes look like nerds ironically. they all have those six pack things

  • Me neither.

  • tOmy`

    Even the real ones are jokes.

  • Sully

    Quite a few of the sequels mentioned weren’t real. So it won’t be as bad as they’re saying, but I’m not gonna lie… it’s gonna be rough if you’re not a fan of comic books.

  • Sully

    Because the sexism door swings both ways.

    NO, OMITTED!! NO!!

  • omitted

    Like I reported, yesterday I spent watching a cocktease moopies at my friend’s.

  • SeanLM

    It’s lasted much longer than a fad. This is the “new normal.” It’s like Ukrainians just having to get used to Chernobyl’s steady supply of radiation deforming their babies for the next 10000 years.

  • She was pissed because he didn’t do his homework.

  • Palpatine

    I really hope so.

  • Bubs

    I’m a little relieved. To be perfectly honest, I found the trailer rather intriguing and I was afraid that I would like the movie in spite of myself. But I’m glad to have those fears laid aside and know that I am still mentally sound.

  • omitted

    Only if you grease the hinges just right…

  • tOmy`

    I was actually quite surprised by the amount of support for this movie under this post video post. I am all up for giving almost every movie a chance, but in this case? I mean come on… the odds of this even deserving a chance or a benefit of a doubt are so fucking low they are under the dinosaur bones. Right in the freaking planet core.

  • Sully

    DOWN, BOY! DOWN!! NO! NOT LIKE THAT!! CLOSE YOUR MOUTH!! Show a little self-respect, for the love of god, man!

  • Con Air airs in 5 minutes at the Hole.

  • Alin

    I’m sorry to shatter the illusion, but they only PRETEND to be mouth-breathing poorly-adjusted manchildren, so any MRA stuff they regurgitate isn’t meant to be taken seriously. Mike also didn’t murder four women with Raid.

  • tOmy`

    Man, I so wanted to watch it with you, but I have to work and then go out. Well, have fun! I love that movie.

  • Sully

    There are always cons at the hole. That’s nothing new.

  • Palpatine

    I don’t think Mike and Jay are MRA’s or SJW’s.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    “The teacher was mad at me for something I didn’t do.”

    Who, Bush?

  • Sully
  • Alin

    Then why, if they and basically no one else cares about such things, are you here casting “SJW” aspersions about other movie reviewers? Why any of this? Why are we here on this planet? Don’t you have anything better to do, Palpy?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I wonder if that was hand animated or if they used some kind of physics simulation.

    Or maybe they just mocapped George’s chin.

  • omitted

    *cum out

  • Palpatine

    I don’t know. Sorry if I offended you.

  • I’ll gladly see the 4th entry in FnF some time soon.

  • Bubs

    To any fucktard that doesn’t know what the Hole is:
    https://cytu.be/r/TheManhole

    *I promise it’s not porn.
    **Sorry it’s not porn.

  • Unless we watch porn*

    *We don’t watch porn.

  • balls*

  • omitted

    And that’s why you lost me.

  • Alin

    You didn’t, but you sure took a blind stab at shutting someone else down by casting baseless aspersions. Truly a master of evil, but my midichlorians have sniffed you out.

  • New Barbarians featured a guy in see through body armor. It was basically porn at this point. The main guy also hugged the kid instead of the babe at the end.

  • tOmy`

    You know, there could be a silver lining to all this (except the fact that not all of these movies will be terrible or cynical cash grab): It could make yet another big influx of skilled, creative and inventive people switching from movie making to the TV show making. So while the “mainstream” fanboy cinema gets more and more obvious, predictable and annoying, the (possibly) golden era of today’s TV shows will continue getting better and better,

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • Bubs

    The Hole forgives all. It’s always open for you if you ever want to cum back.

  • Buk Pravon

    I want to keep on loving Peter Dinklage. … And not just because I live about 30 Miles away from the town his family probably got it’s name from.

    So of course I’ll stay the fuck away from this shit. But I didn’t wanted to watch it anyway.

    Nice, angry review, btw.

  • DUN-DUN-DUN

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Too bad I don’t watch TV shows. 🙁

  • Like Kim Kardashian? I think, in the video she has cum on her back…

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Now it’s my turn. What ARE you talking about?

  • Palpatine

    Me neither.

  • Alin
  • omitted

    Why do you always have to rain on rein in my parade?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Oh. I see the problem. You think people are seriously asking you questions!

  • Palpatine

    Don’t do drugs kids.

  • Ogrot

    When everyone heard about the Phantom Menace they thought the title was a joke. EVERYONE.

  • Sully

    Because.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I only caught the five Batman films. Those aren’t planned…yet. Only one.

    All the other crap is announced, including 18 parts of Avengers.

  • Sully

    Both Throth.

  • tOmy`

    *to alcoholism.

    Which is kinda ironic when you drink about it. I mean think about it.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I don’t even have a TV.

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • Sully

    Infinity Wars is only 2 parts, not six. Phase 3 is nine films long over the next 4 years (that’s 2 movies +/- per year) till 2019.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    We’ve all already seen the future of Superhero Cinema. SPIDER-MAN 3 or BATMAN & ROBIN. This is where every one of these things heads. You know it.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Even the fact that you refer to it as “Phase” means the bad guys have already won.

    Sigh.

    We could’ve been good together, Foxy.

  • Pulp
  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Somebody’s been doing the raping. Gotta be.

  • Jean-François Martel

    Just like life!

  • Sully

    Spider-Man 3 was bad. It still doesn’t deserve to be in the same sentence as Batman & Robin.

  • SeanLM

    But now they can reboot on a dime. Spidey reboot 2.0 coming up!

  • Palpatine

    That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Sure it does. The “bad guys meet” scene in the alley is straight-up Schumacher Batman.
    Admit it.

  • Sully

    Rape you, I will. Make you my bitch, I’m gonna.

  • Jean-François Martel

    Mike confirmed for LIAR?

  • Ogrot

    Use the force did I!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Which just means we’ll end up at SPIDER-MAN 3 for a third time.

  • SeanLM

    Spiderman 3 still bought a lot of blow for studio executives.

  • Sully

    Never. NEVER!!!

  • Palpatine

    That’s a scene right out of the 60’s Batman show.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    The “bad guy’s redemption in the arms of the hero” scene? Was that Clooney and Ahnuld? Or Tobey and Franco? I keep getting them mixed up.

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • Sully

    I’ve only ever seen Batman & Robin once, soooo… I dunno. But the fact that I’ve only seen it once has to mean something.

  • Palpatine

    That’s still classic.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Chris O’Donnell…gay-curious emo kid, dancing?

    SPIDER-MAN 3 is less colorful, maybe. But, it’s the same moopie as BATMAN & ROBIN. How many times did you see SPIDER-MAN 3?

  • Sully

    Quit’cher bitchin’.

  • THAT’S NOT TRUE!!! THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE! QUICK SOMEONE POST AN IMAGE OF HULK DOING SCARLETT JOHANSON’S CHARACTER!

  • Mesa wanna cum.

  • Palpatine

    You sexist!

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Quitc’ her? I ain’t even met her yet.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Jeebus!!!

  • omitted
  • Sully

    Yeah, that’s getting deleted in 3… 2…

  • Forcefully entered his ass you did?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Oh, NSFW.

  • Domo

    All You-Tube nerd talks are the same!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    We’ll have to ask if it got removed when dscw posted it… back then.

  • Palpatine

    “Nerd”.

  • RLMkeepitup

    hulk smash

  • I literally spit on my screen.

  • snakes andert

    There was enough context to the link. I should have known better than to click that. I am to blame for my actions.

  • Palpatine
  • Sully

    Don’t be wishing shit like that.

  • Palpatine
  • Bubs

    Congrats! You are officially more enlightened than 104% of today’s youth and 98% of today’s adults.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I dunno if gifs are working again, but I feel a disturbance I’ve not felt since..

  • Sully
  • 3…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I didn’t do my homework in later years and I was average at school most of the time, ‘cept for a few subjects. I also think that DC [read: Batman] is mostly better than Marvel. I pick the games I play pretty carefully. I guess I’m not a nerd.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    /sarcasm??

  • Bubs

    Nope. Sincere.

  • SeanLM

    I don’t know if being on either side of that drawing is preferable.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “Marvel fanboys, all you, you Snyder haters”
    -Batman News People

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Hey look Josh in that photo!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I’m sorry, I can’t tell whether someone is sarcastic or not, unless they clearly state it at the end of their post. You can’t read sarcasm through text and all that.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So this is basically IGN.

  • Sully

    I talked to girls, but they were all drama, band, and goth chicks. Does that count?

  • Said someone on YT. I wouldn’t know, I don’t watch IGN.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What are the odds we’re into the same types of women.

  • Bubs

    So on the right… we have George Lucas… and on the left we have… JJ Abrams? Uh oh.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Goodbye, comment, it was nice knowing you.

  • Sully

    You got a little fox in ya?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    We will never hit that low ever again because studios realized how much of a failure both of those were.

  • You Got the Problem

    But I’ll be Bach.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I mostly mentioned that afterwards for comedic effect. But yes, that. vVv

  • Buk Pravon

    I loved that movie. 😀

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Haha! Star Wars quote, amirite?

    #HighFive,NerdBudAndIronicCommaInHashTagLol

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I hate them folks but as long as they keep their stupid beliefs from their videos I’m fine. Unlike some people…
    http://40.media.tumblr.com/e029003d7bcf6553cbef7d3c2212cba7/tumblr_nela9kLps81r6y37vo1_1280.jpg

  • omitted

    I love Ryan but that movie was absolute horseshit.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    4 2 3 AND!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Um, we hit in two movies with the last time they did Spider-Man. We hit is in the second Iron Man movie. We’ll hit it and keep hitting it.

    It really is the only direction they (the superhero subject matter) can go.

  • Buk Pravon

    Hm… I strongly disagree.

    Though Ryan Gosling is quit sexy.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Bullshit, if Mike wrote this there would be a reference to TNG.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    #Blame

  • Wizard Phoenix

    There are multiple directions they can go you know.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Me Joaquin or Josh?

  • omitted

    It had everything that had worked in Drive dialed up to eleven which made those things not work anymore. I would say it’s pretty much unwatchable, but I soldiered through it once for Ryan.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Actually, nope. I don’t know that. It is my experience they can only get dumber. Occasional blips of quality, highlighted within a general decline.

    Just like the sources.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I am looking forward to it but I am staying away from hype, the same with BvS or…..okay I can’t think of any big movies I’m looking forward to but hype will kill movies so it’s best to ignore it.

  • MightyFooda

    You clearly have a phone, tablet or computer. So in this day and age, that means you have a TV.

  • Sully

    There’s a (mountain) lion on the loose in my town. Has been for about 5 years now.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s Jek Porkins! GET IT RIGHT, YOU FAKE NERD!!!

  • SeanLM
  • omitted

    Stop bragging about your male prowess! Oh, you said ‘directions’, my bad.

  • Palpatine

    Plinkett’s cat must’ve taken steroids.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Unless you use your phone as a phone, your tablet as a tablet, and your computer as a word processor.

    In this day and age, yes, any one with a device can download some TV series. Which is not the same thing as turning a box on.

  • Andrew Dickman

    I admit that I enjoy many of the Marvel movies, but I didn’t know that many were on the way. I never asked for all this shit. I’ll just keep diving into art house and b movies because I find way more enjoyment in both thanks to RLM and other things.

  • Domo

    That might be a bad idea, since Plinkett has dead pussy all over his house.

    Some of it’s cooked, some of it’s raw. It’s all the same to a lion.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Doesn’t that also apply to every form of media in the history of whatever?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    *orgasms

  • omitted

    I bet there are several cougars chasing Jay at all times.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Not necessarily. Detective fiction isn’t bound by juvenile wish-fulfillment rules. Neither is horror fiction. Dramas. Comedy. Nope. All of these things can mature.

    Fantasy?

  • Sully

    Less, considering some of those are rumors. More, considering many movies are based on comics and most people aren’t even aware.

  • Bubs

    Oh, I meant that like… the real nerd can barely direct his face to a sandwich, but the fake nerd (Abrams) is actually a pretty competent director.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I found the version of “We’re in The Money” Mister Plinkett uses

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3l98pS-3GA

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You lost me at “actually a.”

  • James Earl Jones

    Good heavens! All that medicine lying around…

  • I wish cougars would chase me but I’d need a chisel on my body first. Man, I really let my self go over this past year.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’m just into punk chicks, always have and always will. Even when I’m a gross looking old person Mike will love.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Grr-rowl.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    CONTINUITY ERROR! Mister Plinkett killed his cat for meat and sold it on Craigslist.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Softness is just muscle’s secret identity.

  • Booger

    At times but his reviews are usually fine if occasionally overly nerdy.

  • Booger

    You can’t let Rich’s nerd cred go unchallenged.

  • It’s blocked in Po(tato)land.

  • SeanLM

    I just thought it amusing that the article seemed to be presented without a hint of irony.

  • Palpatine

    Was I the only one who thought this video was poking more fun at the “nerds” who review these movies, and less at the movies themselves?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Ireland?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    nop. the only comment of mine that was ever removed was a tame 9/11 joke. bunch of hypocrites RLM are!

  • Domo

    At this point they’re just covering all their bases.

  • The other potatoland.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Idaho?

  • Sully

    That’s what I took from it. That, and the poser generation.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No. Mike and Jay if you watch Half in The Bag clearly don’t give a shit about these movies and just see them as movies unless it’s a cynically made cash grab like The Amazing Spider-Man. I’m on the same level. Now I hate those fakes nerds because they’re trying to be cool by being geeky. They are cringeworthy and I hate them and their Big Bang Theory shirts.

  • TapewormBike

    I took away that we’re basically all assholes.

  • The other other potatoland.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    South America?

  • Palpatine

    Would you say that Mike and Jay are nerds?

  • Bubs

    I think it’s almost too clever for words. On the one hand, they’re making fun of these awful cash grab exploitation movies. On the other hand they’re making fun of all the executives who pump them out on an assembly line and collect the cash. On the other hand, they’re making fun of all the fake nerds who “””””report””””” on them. On the other hand, they’re making fun of the nerds who WANT this bullshit to be made. On the other hand, they’re also making fun of Rich Evans who’s a fat nerd. And on the OTHER hand, they’re making fun of themselves because they’re going to be reviewing this shit and shamelessly cashing in on the movies as well.

    How many hands is that? What are they, Vishnu?

  • No, that’s cocaine land. What?

  • TapewormBike

    I’d say Mike and Rich are nerds. I would say that Jay is hunkalicious.

  • Bubs

    You said… what I said… but much more concisely.

  • They’re movie nerds, not comic book nerds, though.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Yes but a more realistic type of nerd. I would say they’re on par with AlphaOmegaSin in terms of the fact they’re nerds, only he’s a metal head.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I think it was poking fun at the media sensationalism of nerd culture, ie: the hype and marketing.

    I thought the actual nerd — Rich — was the least comical, most normal.

    I took it as a comment that neither the slate of productions nor the hype surrounding the productions are really satisfying to nerd culture. I’d argue that’s a mistaken point, because, um, there are a lot of nerds eating this stuff up.

    But Rich’s character was not the target of the buffoonery.

  • SeanLM

    I think they’re making fun of “nerd culture” (or whatever it’s called) being totally taken over by hot-topic posers and corporate hacks who have utter contempt for the very hardcore fans who keep shelling out money to see their products. The fact that Rich is so passive and weak and takes their abuse is representative. Rich is going to see all of those movies and they know it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Some hunks are nerds, take a look at me.

  • TapewormBike

    Rich is that as well though, even worse, for the classic stuff.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Potatoes are grown there, you racist.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    No. I think Rich and Jack maybe are. But neither are capital-N nerds. Rich reads and enjoys comics, but I think he can take or leave the movies based on comics.

    Jay definitely isn’t. He’s the only one that routinely seeks out art films.

    Mike just really enjoys watching bad movies. He’s a carnosaur.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Nice abs, Nerd.

  • TapewormBike

    It’s highschool all over again.

  • TheManHole

    “Making bigger planes then Hitler” – Mike Stoklasa 2015
    On September 1st, 1939, the Red Letter Media army under Mike Stoklasa launched an invasion of Poland that triggered the start of World War II…

  • Palpatine

    I’d say Mike and Jay are more like film nerds if anything. I guess you could say that’s the same thing as a film buff.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Mike is a Star Trek nerd.

  • Palpatine

    Let’s not start with that whole “Mike is a Nazi” thing, please.

  • TheManHole

    Nice girl friend, faggot.

  • Palpatine

    And Jay is a horror film nerd.

  • SeanLM

    He’s also disgustingly shoving gobs of popcorn into his gullet like a pig to the horror of Mike and Jay.

  • TheManHole

    Oh gawd is there a back story to this that I am missing? I just thought it was a funny joke.

  • omitted

    Ano. Tohle.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    See but they are not what fake nerds think nerds are.

  • Palpatine

    I don’t feel like explaining it, so just look it up yourself.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Just don’t.

  • omitted

    *grrrrrrl

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I think what fake nerds forget about nerds is that nerds or geeks are not always 100% nerdy or geeky. Everyone on the RLM crew is a nerd, even Jessi is a nerd for farts, but they are also normal human beings who aren’t awkward around people, shy, or always talk about the shit they loved as kids and do as adults. Or if you want an example from me my favorite fictional character is Batman. I love Batman comics, the movies inspired me to become an actor, the Animated Series made me fall in love with stylized art deco, and yes I have collector’s editions of certain comics. But I do not have nothing but Batman shirts, I have only one, I don’t wear caps and sunglasses covered in Batman related stuff because I am not 100% committed to Batman. Only to Karen O I am 100% committed. My life is full of not nerdy things. Stop thinking that it’s not, you lying liars!

  • RLMkeepitup

    they shouldn’t make fun at Rich, they won’t like him when he’s angry!

  • Palpatine

    You don’t have to look like a nerd to be one.

  • omitted

    No, I’m 100% omitted.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    At one point, however, he clearly changes his point of view just to placate them.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Unless you’re Mike and you dress up as Spock in front of your Lady Friend.

  • Maybe that’s why Jessi doesn’t appear in front of the camera any more.
    #nerdshaming

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Nice mouth, moutherfucker.

  • Palpatine

    The whole Nazi Mike meme is s little funny if you really think about it. Funny in a morbid sense anyway.

  • instant relief

    That’s Rich’s default mode.

  • junkevil

    i assume he’s referring to something garrett gilchrist said, and also hours later backpedaled on. but, if you had any sense at all, you probably wouldn’t listen to gilchrist in the first place.

  • Sully

    When did the word switch is what I wanna know? When I was growing up a “nerd” was a very smart (i.e. educated) person, who was often (not always) awkward around people. A “geek” was into fandoms and was often (not always) awkward around people.

  • I think that defines his sense humour.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Nice…words?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Yes

  • Palpatine

    Fuck that guy.

  • TheManHole

    Can’t I just laugh at the funny people on the internet without getting into social and political agendas?

  • ‘Classic Gilchrist’ is a phrase I keep seeing.

  • instant relief

    I’m 100% omelette.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    When did you grow up? I guess the meaning switches with every generation. Or, maybe it has different connotations in different areas.

    In my day, in the northern mid-west, a nerd was always somebody into math, comics and sci-fi, who was somewhat of a loner and got picked on by jocks. They made a few movies about them. REVENGE OF…

    One can have a healthy interest in nerdish things without being a nerd.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Yummy.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Role-play.
    Everybody experiments (in college).

  • omitted

    You can’t make one without breaking a few heads eggs.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Mike is in his 30’s.

  • Palpatine

    Me and my friends used to pick on nerds back when I was a kid.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • SeanLM

    Any of these upcoming movies red lines for anyone, as in absolute will-not-sees? There’s no way I’m seeing a Star Wars spinoff movie when there hasn’t been a good SW film since Empire. The trailer to Ep. 7 does nothing other than attempt to create a Pavlovian response in the minds of fans.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You and Plagueis?

  • instant relief

    Please don’t break mine, they’re delicious.

  • durhay

    A nerd was someone who owned a computer. Or knew how to operate the Apple II in class.

  • omitted

    *rape

  • Sully

    Those are geeky nerds. The ultimate in social loserdom.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Karma’s a…dish best served cold?
    #That’sNotIt

  • Sully

    Or refer to a woman as “your lady friend.”

  • Palpatine

    We were both spoiled rich kids. Dooku was also in our gang.

  • instant relief

    Sith don’t have any friends, just tshi.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Right?

  • TheManHole

    Now I want to see a movie where Death Vader needs to go back to high school because he never graduated, so that he can take over running the empire.

  • Domo

    The nerd concept changed when the companies realized they could make money off of it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No left

  • Sully

    With perogies.

  • catnep

    Good point. Movie studios are chasing away the people who want to innovate in favor of recycled crap, so the innovators will have to do that somewhere else. If that’s television or crowd-funded online entertainment, so be it. Their audience will find them.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Fucking CBS

  • I did roleplaying when I was in my late teens. I played a female elven rogue and she kicked ass when we rolled the dice to fight goblins… oh, you’re referring to a different kind of roleplaying, aren’t you?

  • Sully

    *nuts

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    There’s more than one direction they can go, you know. (wink)

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I understood that reference.

  • omitted

    High five! *left awkwardly hanging*
    Ooooooohhhhhhhh…..

  • instant relief

    Be gentle, Mr. Therapistman.

  • instant relief

    You wanna get nuts?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I resemble that remark.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    So, tell me Jack. YOU WANNA GET NUTS?

  • Toffoli_73

    What will be left of Mike and Jay after they’ve navigated this minefield? Their reviews will serve as markers.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Mmm… perogies.

  • instant relief

    Maybe you should get nuts? I just got back from the store you see…

  • omitted

    I prefer the term ‘non-consensual sexualizer’.

  • Sully
  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Is that a rubber quadriceps in your trousers, or are you just happy to see me?

  • Sully

    *sperm

  • omitted

    Both.

  • instant relief

    ‘enemy cumbattant’

  • Sully

    Should’ve washed your hands.

  • Domo

    Is this just a video making fun of corporate takeover of nerd culture? I mean, they start with San Tiego Comic Con, then bash people who go there now because it’s nothing but a indoor theme park rather than a place to get comic books anymore. Those of us who’ve always liked comic books get brushed aside so everyone else can cash in while they can.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • omitted

    Hey, it’s not my fault that ice cream melted so fast…

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Yeesh. Not a fan of perogies. My Polish grandmother, bless her, always made hers with Sauer kraut or cottage cheese in them. Fried in a pan. My uncle used to eat them with maple syrup on them.

    #Foreigners!

  • Alex Lee

    “Tri-Punch! Triple this!”

    -Rich Evans

  • Sully
  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    The star of the DR. STRANGE moopie?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Mostly this, I think. Or, True DAT.

    Or, That’s right, Jay!

  • Sully

    Yeah, that’s what it was.

  • Toffoli_73

    I’m hoping they are getting the nostalgia teases out of the way early and the movie will actually have some cool new shit. I’m a deranged lunatic though, so take that for what it’s worth.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Yes, and I don’t mean jokingly yes.

  • Sauer Kraut AND cottage cheese in one is a bit exotic even for me and I’m a Pole.

  • Sully
  • TheManHole

    I mean it works right?
    Hollywood’s checklist to make a movie
    1). Is it something that people remember or know about
    2). Can we make a shitiollion more if this one works
    3). Are we able to split the last movie into two movies
    4). Can it be needlessly converted into 3D

    58). Is it an original story with an interesting plot and likable characters

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Most of them. In fact, I promise myself I won’t see one of them unless it has Batman in it.

  • 6:21 Knightfall, lol!

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Toffoli_73

    #58 is why I think Star Wars 7 has a chance. It’s not tethered to a predetermined comic book story or known origin story. There is at least some wiggle room.

  • Sully

    Absolutely. They (these poser nerds) are the reason every studio is leveraging their entire net worth against any comic book franchise they can get their hands on, because the faux fans (who can tell you everything you wanna know about Iron-Man from the movies, but don’t know that J.A.R.V.I.S. was Edwin Jarvis (an actual fucking guy) in the comics) will buy anything with their favorite super logo on it. These clowns are why specs can’t get sold, and why there’s nothing new. Or at least, not enough new.

  • Bubs

    So, I have a legitimate question. I have a documentary that I’ve been wanting to make for awhile now. I want to make a documentary about “trolling”. In the doc I would interview real professional internet trolls (those people who troll 8+ hours a day) and find out why they do what they do. This would then be followed by a segment where I speak to psychologists who analyze the footage and tell me their professional medical opinion of the person in question. There would be a little more to it, which I have to develop further, but would anyone be actually interested in watching this?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    J.J. Abrams. (He automatically counters #58.)
    No chance in a galaxy far, far away. All one can reasonably expect of that is pure fan service. Anything else will be a bonus.

    Those of us who aren’t pre-sold fans and have no children aren’t interested.

  • It really goes back to their old convention coverage. They hated those for the ‘celebrity zoos’, the old shitty toys, etc.

  • Palpatine

    Sounds pretty interesting.

  • Sure. Who, specifically, would you interview, because I imagine a lot of us qualify. At least on the ground of using the computer 8+ hours a day.

  • I dont know. But someone needs to shove the Batmobile up Time Warners, Sony Pictures, 20th Century Foxs, MGMs and Paramounts Batcave!

  • Sully

    Sounds like that doc Heckler, but for the everyman instead of shitty standup comics. I’d watch it. You should hunt down Catsup.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Not unless you can come across some found footage of them eating goats under bridges. “Trolls” is a meaningless concept. It’s used by brats to bully people who don’t agree with them on whatever trivia. There are no such things as trolls. Therefore, a documentary about them would really be a fairy-tale.

  • TheManHole

    I mean I be happy as long as I am interested about what is happening on screen instead of being bored playing on my cell phone…

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    *The Tumbler
    The Batmobile is still pretty cool. Don’t get dookie on it.

  • Yes. This.

  • capitandelespacio

    So, is this basically Troll 3?

  • Sully

    Indeed. This.

  • Bubs

    Nah, we sit around and make dick jokes and stuff, but if a real discussion comes up, we proffer our opinions and a (fruitless) discussion is had. A troll in the sense I’m talking about is a person who literally does NOTHING constructive, someone whose only purpose is to deconstruct a discussion. Your comment is the exact opposite of a troll-comment. And so far, all the comments I’ve received on this thread had something of value to offer.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Both.

  • Toffoli_73

    I’m trying to go into it without any preconceived notions of what it “should” be. If it strikes me as an entertaining and memorable flick than I’ll be, what’s that word…. happy.

  • omitted

    I know what you are, but what am I?

  • Ok, the Tumbler it is.

    Fun fact: did you know that Ben Afflecks penis is the new Batmobile?

  • SeanLM

    Like people who post pics of dead puppies and beheading videos on a discussion about the LA Lakers.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    *♪ sexy motherfucker ♪

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    That’s NOT how Fun Facts are supposed to work!

  • Bubs

    A gay Hungarian?

  • Domo

    One DeviantArt creation of Ben Affleck’s Trademarked penis coming right up!

  • omitted

    *Fulfilling

  • Sully

    If you don’t know, we can’t tell you. It’s something you’ll have to discover on your own. You’ll have to partake in your own hero’s quest to discover the real you. You’ll need a wizard, a cunning warrior, and some chick with distractingly good looks in case the journey is boring. I’ll be your loyal steed.

    http://orig00.deviantart.net/d475/f/2015/127/4/9/sold____handmade_poseable_fantasy_fox_by_darkwood_creatures-d8sh4sd.jpg

  • Bubs

    But to answer your original question, I don’t know who I would interview. It would require a good bit of journalism on my part. I would have to advertise that I’m seeking to interview trolls (God knows how badly that will go) and sift through the garbage until I can find some good sources. I think this would be the hardest part.

  • Sully

    Internet trolls, by their very nature, are cowards who hide behind their computer monitors in their little bunkers (i.e. parents’ basements), so finding enough to interview will def be the hardest part. Good luck.

  • It’s a long smooth shaft, complete with TWO BALLS.

    #WANGpayATTENTION

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That’s almost as scary as Ben Affleck’s penis

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Yes I would be. It must be better than Cyberbully.

  • Bubs

    Some of the ones that really interest me are the political ones. An article will be about something innocent like a new playground being put in, but then 3 comments in will be something like, “This is because of all those faggots getting gay married. Thanks a lot Obama!” And people will totally bite for it. The whole discussion will be derailed into hate-mongering by some random person. I want to know who this person is. And why s/he does what s/he does.

  • A DLC for the new Batman game.

  • Domo

    I feel sorry for the trolls who’s parents don’t have basements. They can’t take full effect of the trolling experience.

  • omitted

    Oh I’m gonna ride you so hard…

  • Yes. I would.

  • instant relief

    Alert the troops!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    They disqus with photos and gifs? That’s impossible!

  • Ready the Nukes!

  • Jillian

    I need that Batman vending machine.

  • It’s a trap!

  • Yes. And pictures of penises are mostly allowed. Mostly.

  • Palpatine

    Fuck you Mike Reyes.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Like in the Gone Girl the only thing you’ll take from it is Ben Affleck’s penis

  • instant relief

    Unleash the Trojan who res!

  • Palpatine

    *Nukies.

  • TheManHole
  • Wizard Phoenix

    Our comments can’t handle fire power of that magnitude!

  • Pixels = AAAAAAIDS!

  • Bubs

    This is true, but I have a theory that part of the draw of being a troll is the attention they get. So this sort of egotism might be the same thing that draws them out. Much like a child… even bad attention is still attention.

  • Palpatine

    Also, I highly doubt Mike and Jay are going to review that.

  • Unless they do another Zookeeper skit.

  • Bubs

    All it dispenses is schlock.

  • TheManHole

    Or better yet Jack and Jill 😀

  • If I could upvote this comment more than once. I mean, I could but you’d get annoying notifications.

  • I think that’s what they did when Grown Ups 2 was out.

  • Bubs

    I upvoted it for you.

  • TheManHole

    I mean I remember reading this a while back and it gave me a bit of a laugh.
    http://gizmodo.com/5898585/itll-soon-be-illegal-to-troll-in-arizona

  • Awww…

  • dollar store cashier wife

    That word has lost all it’s meaning.While it doesn’t happen here but in shittier circles of internet it’s basically been devolved into a word you call a person that simply disagrees with you. Gone are the days when it was solely reserved for individuals that put real effort and creativity into making a whole bunch of people mad for no good reason.

  • Palpatine

    Another Jack and Jill style HitB would be amazing.

  • Bubs

    Yes, this is true. But as I said below, I want to talk to the REAL trolls. The masters of dischord, who suck enjoyment from those around them and feed off others’ negative emotions.

  • TheManHole

    Yeah I re-watched that HitB the other day still one of my favorites.

  • It’s probably still my favourite episode ever.

  • Domo

    Oooh. New Bond trailer. I think Jack’s ADHD is rubbing off on me us.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTDaET-JweU

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s okay.

  • Palpatine

    Shame they don’t do those kinds of reviews anymore.

  • Buk Pravon

    Great. Now you made me rewatch it. -.-

    … And now I am convinced again, that it is certainly the most greatest thing in the world. 😀 Nicolas Winding Refn at its best. I just love this guy. <3

    Everything in this freakin piece of art is perfect. The lighting, the colors, the actors, the characters, the story and the execution of it.

    It may easily be one of the best films ever made.

  • Anders Hass

    Or shoot it

  • Jack is now a Cloud-themed anti- and pro-smoking vigilante. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5ZPrZO1NMs

  • I’m pumped!

  • TheManHole

    @_@ my gawd

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Loved Skyfall so yes please give me moar Sam Mendes bond goodness.

  • Dan

    Love these, keep these type of sketches coming!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    ewwww

  • I miss classic Bond. This has a bit of the classic feel to it, however. Mainly thanks to Christoph Waltz. I hate Craig as Bond.

  • Palpatine

    Yeah, I don’t really care for Bond. Sorry.

  • Bubs

    This may be the true impact of the super hero craze.

    Explosions? Big deal. Superman destroyed a city.
    Gadgets? Whatever. Batman has those. And they’re cooler.
    Fast cars? GAYYYYYY. Where’s his X-Men Jet (Blackbird?)
    Hot women? Pfft… Try: Every. Single. Fucking. Woman. In. Marvel.

    Action just needs to get actionier. James Bond is just a super lame Marvel character at this point.

  • omitted

    Unnecessarily long takes, unnecessarily gruesome violence, everything’s just feels… unnecessary. Except for Ryan, of course.

  • SeanLM

    Bond going rogue again for no good reason? Why can’t he just get his assignment and do his job for Queen and country? He’s a man of many vices but not a loose cannon. It’s getting old to see them going to that well again to raise the stakes.

  • He does kind of look like a burlier version of Hawkeye.

  • Buk Pravon

    Well, it is very slow moving. Thus the takes have to be long. But I see your point… only that the “unnecessary” things are exactly those I love the most about it and Winding Refn in general.

    edit: I better put “unnecessary” in quotes then.

  • TheManHole

    I wonder if we are getting more sketches like these since space cop is now done.

  • Sully

    Also true.

  • Sully

    Trolled within their own trolling by their own troll parents. smh

  • The Ghost

    So, when does pre-production on Galaxy Cop, Universe Cop and Aqua Cop begin?

  • Palpatine

    Can someone please tell me what the difference between a nerd and a geek is?

  • Domo

    Phase 2 of the RLM universe doesn’t start for another 2 decades.

    Also don’t forget Insect Cop, Dog Cop, Out Cop, Cop Out, and Cop a Feel. Feelings Cop is just a rumor.

  • bruce wayne

    Why does it seem mean why Jay messes with Rich? But it’s just hilarious when Mike does it?

  • SeanLM

    Also the difference between a dork and a spazz.

  • Toffoli_73

    A thousand times meh.

  • bruce wayne

    there is no difference.

  • SeanLM

    Because Mike really means what he’s saying to Rich and is putting his emotion into it.

  • Joe

    I know some of these have to be fake but I honestly can’t tell which ones…

    Wait, I think that was the point. Well played, RLM.

    I just googled to confirm that “Pet Sematary” was just a joke made up by RLM, much to my surprise it is a real movie scheduled for a real remake.

    You know what’s weird?
    Jokes are now real

  • omitted

    Because Jay is a cold-hearted snake.

    https://youtu.be/o7aShcmEksw?t=46s

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s not a movie anyways in the vein of Jack and Jill

  • Damian

    Brilliant

  • Damian

    Yea, a nerd is someone who likes science fiction and books and toys. A geek is someone who bites the heads off chickens.

  • castlemonster

    Now that I’ve grown up, I find that I no longer love mute midget pigs.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Now there is no difference but originally a nerd was a book person, a study always pays attention in school type. A geek is a pop culture freak. Now they’ve blended.

  • bruce wayne

    Ha ha ha, well done.

  • shrugfest

    True dat, Jay!

  • omitted

    *crossbred

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Actually that works

  • SeanLM

    Norm Macdonald’s podcast featured some of these ex-SNL people like Spade and Sandler. They can be hilarious when they’re just having a conversation. But once it involves a movie, it turns to garbage. I don’t get it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’m in a twitter argument with this guy. Come in and watch

  • Palpatine

    Link please.

  • SeanLM

    You mean “Mundane Matt?”

  • Tanuki Man

    Hater! (/snark)

  • castlemonster

    I don’t love them but they’ll always be tender and delicious.

  • Tanuki Man

    No Scarecrow ref? What’s wrong widchu guise?

  • junkevil

    agreed, he was fucking awful in gorilla interrupted.

  • Tanuki Man

    Mmmm! For that comment I will give you likes, upvotes, uptwinkles and hearty SAA-loot!

  • amichel

    This video is edited down from it’s original version; five hours of Mike yelling obscenities at Rich Evans were left on the cutting room floor.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Go to @Wizard_Phoenix

  • My ex wife
  • Memoirs of a hack musician #69: “We’ll fix it in post. Play this bit and we’ll put it together from those bits you recorded earlier”.

  • Dis gon’ be good. http://reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/popcorn_stephen_colbert.gif
    If only I knew who mundane matt is.

  • bruce wayne

    No, I think it’s cause Jay just sounds like a care bear when he cusses. To adorable to be taken seriously.

  • My ex wife

    Strangelove? What kind of a name is that? That ain’t no German name is it, Maggit?

  • Was? I have no idea vat you’re talking about.

  • My ex wife
  • Admiral Bone-to-Pick

    I’m actually rather looking forward to Suicide Squad; hopefully Harley Quinn gets most of the lines Will Smith just stands in the background keeping his mouth shut.

  • Wearing the mask.

  • #workplaceabuseshaming

  • 12 years.

  • Medacris

    There’s also a lot of deviations on geekiness– I have friends who are very well-read on manga, but know nothing about comics outside of the output from Japan, people who are walking encyclopedias on only one superhero, genre, or publisher, people who read a ton of fantasy/sci-fi novels, but don’t read comic books, etc. So I do think many of the people who see these movies are potentially geeky, but not necessarily comic book geeks.

    What we need to do is make comics more accessible and less intimidating to people. Make recommendations for stuff they can get into easily. “Oh, you liked Thor? Well, Walter Simonson’s stories for him were great, maybe you might like them? Here’s my trade paperback of his first run, you can go borrow it.”

  • Medacris

    I thought a spaz was someone with cerebral palsy, and a dork was a socially awkward person.

  • SeanLM

    I hope they cast Jaden as Deadshot Jr. He could carry a smaller version of his father’s gun but he’ll be more tech savvy and know what the young people are into. That should check off an important demographic box. A billion dollars here we come!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Youtuber I like, big name in #GamerGate

  • Mike Magnum

    Is it just me. But is Comic-Con a place were grown men can go to act like preteen girls at a One Direction concert.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No, only the gross one

  • Jet Jaguar

    Geeks bite the heads off live chickens at carnivals.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I loved you in Revenge of The Sith

  • The Ghost

    “Can you comp that?”

  • Abel Micros

    1. They re-wrote the movie when Will Smith joined the cast, so as to give him more screen time (Same with Leto).
    2. I’d bet money that suddenly, and completely contrary to the character in the comics, Deadshot will be a sympathetic character who just happened to make some bad decisions in life.
    3. I think I saw maybe one frame of Deadshot wearing his mask in the trailer. The rest of the time, it was Smith’s bare mug, front and center. That’s exactly how they’ll do it in the film itself; Stallone Judge Dredd style.
    4. Harley looks like a whore, and Joker looks like a tatted up hipster asshole.

    Don’t need to be a psychic to see that this movie will be terrible. But it’ll make a mountain of cash, because people are mostly idiots.

  • The Ghost

    “Can we play the first verse, stop and then record the chorus separately?”

  • The Ghost

    “Can you Trigger my guitar?”

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    *fucked each other

  • Abel Micros

    Very smart and funny video, guys. It’s been a while since I’ve seen something that so thoroughly encapsulates, and destroys, cynical Hollywood bullshit.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    And like The Skittles cloud, he doesn’t like it when you touch him there.

    You know…

    #There

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Go Asians!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I’m convinced some of those people have been hired by Roger Ailes and Newsgroup (FOX News). They always pop up no matter what the discussion and say exactly the same thing.

    Call me cynical. They’re being paid.

  • Percy Gryce

    What about a crippled or a gay or a trannie?

  • Bhazor

    Shout cheer at a picture of someone in spandex like it was the return of our lord christ.

  • Palpatine

    Does anyone remember when comic book movies used to suck, I mean really suck? Pretty much all the comic book movies released between Batman Returns and Spider-Man were just awful. There were some exceptions of course, but for the most part, they all sucked.

  • Bob Borries

    Comic Books suck, why would you think movies would make it better?

  • Percy Gryce

    RLM’s approach is “keep your politics in your pocket.” SJWs are constitutionally incapable of adhering to that maxim. Hence, Palpy’s tiniest of jabs.

    Or were you doing, like, a thing?

  • Palpatine

    Because millions of people are comic book fans.

  • Percy Gryce

    Who are you–Jay Bauman?

  • Percy Gryce

    I seem to remember a British TV doc with basically the same approach. Within the last year or two.

  • Joe

    I’ve wondered this myself. The best answer I can come up with is that Mike has a way of really just owning his insults.

  • Domo

    Now video game movies, on the other hand, were all great!

    Every.
    Single.
    One.

  • Pop Rivets

    The original Tim Burton Batman film is shit as well. I know that people like it, but, no, that’s nostalgia. As someone who had never seen it before, it’s tonally confusing and the plot is really messy.

  • Ren1

    Darth Vadar…Anakin…

  • Palpatine

    Possibly.

  • RLMkeepitup

    It’s not that bad of a movie really. Vicky Vale was at least interesting.

  • Palpatine

    How could you say it sucks if you said you haven’t even seen it?

  • Pop Rivets

    I hadn’t seen it growing up. I watched it recently as an adult man-man. In my opinion it’s not substantively from Batman and Robin in most regards, it’s just much less obnoxious.

  • Palpatine

    What’s your “favorite”?

  • RLMkeepitup

    I could be wrong but I think Mike kinda loves Rich but enjoys messing with him.

  • RLMkeepitup

    these movies are like theme park rides

  • Anal kin.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Those Tim Burton movies, all style, and nothing else. I was, what, 9 or so when Batman Returns came out, and I hated it. If you want to watch some early Tim Burton movies, Edward Scissorhands and Beetlejuice are much better choices than Batman and Batman Returns.

  • Pop Rivets

    Yeah, or Big Fish, which is one of my favorite movies. I wouldn’t say that Tim Burton movies are bad in general, or that he can’t tell a story. It’s just that there’s a big gulf between his major and minor works.

  • XAV

    He meant he hadn’t seen it before he watched it in recent years.

  • Palpatine

    Like the Paranormal Activity movies?

  • Jay Stein

    Suicide squad looks horrible, as does Batman vs Superduperman

  • Jay Stein

    They are all old friends and fuck with each other in many different ways, like they do to us and George Lucas and sometimes Rick Berman

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Isn’t the Han Solo movie called “Fett/Solo”, or “Solo/Fett”? I guess they knew each other since the beginning.

  • The Ghost

    Fetthood.

  • The Ghost

    Does anyone actually think that?

  • Domo

    Well, I’ve never seen Super Mario Bros., but it’s about 2 plumbers trying to save a princess, and I’m sure it’s done in the most colorful, endearing way possible.

    What could possibly go wrong?!

  • RLMkeepitup

    Han should go solo, that’s his thing.

  • Domo

    I don’t like the Marvel/DC stuff terribly much. I prefer comics where a single writer has more control of the characters and story.

    So, I don’t really hate comics, but I can see why people would hate certain aspects of comics, and then mistake all comics to have those problems.

  • The Summer of George

    [insert comment here]

  • Tommy Wiseau

    Haha, I think I should do a stand alone movie from the room. This time just called Johnny. Maybe about how he fell in love with Lisa and how Mark is his best friend.

  • Tommy Wiseau

    Maybe a comic book based on my hit film “The Room.”

  • Tommy Wiseau

    People call me an alien, maybe I can be in J J Ambrahams’s Star War

  • The Ghost

    Trudat.

    I do think Marvel and DC each have a tiny handful of quality books that are a little more insulated from editorial, but yes, it’s preferable to see creators be… y’know, creative.

  • Love the new direction for RLM! Now you guys are REAL nerds! Clean up Rich and make him cool too. Fuck my life.

  • Palpatine

    When is the next Nerd Talk?

  • Ehm… everything. I mean, Bob Hoskins was drinking on set.

  • I lost my virginity at Comic-Con

  • RLMkeepitup
  • Sully

    Maybe they can be Finished Attic Trolls.

  • Bubs

    It took 12 parsecs to make.

  • Sully

    I wouldn’t.

  • Domo

    Oh, completely agree on little nuggets of quality books, on both sides. With Indies, though, and even Manga, I just feel so much more invested in characters than I do current Marvel/DC stories. I’m tired of being led to love a brand.

  • Domo

    Supposedly he nearly drowned and also broke a finger on set. Maybe electrocution, too?

    He had every right to drink away.

  • NEEEEERD!! I HATE YOU!!

  • Sully

    Is there a kickstarter to make sure this doesn’t happen?

  • I was a hermit in self-imposed exile btw. I had many cool adventures with a Jawa named Gooch Rimjo! Good times.

  • RLMkeepitup

    you’d have one hell of a bounty on your head

  • Bubs

    A kickstopper?

  • Jay Stein

    Damn, that shit was fucking hilarious. BRAVO! RLM!

  • Sully

    The lead is a brooding detective. His nemesis? A fucking clown. Of course it’s going to be tonally bipolar. As for the plot, it’s pretty straight forward. It’s one of the better Batman films, imho, and one of Burton’s better movies, before he decided everything needed to be black and red and striped all over.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Not always. Grant Morrison can break any rule you want to count on.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    It’s the problem of the superhero choke-hold.

  • Sully

    RACIST! They’ve earned their place in this nation just like everyone else.

  • omitted

    A step ladder!

  • Jay Stein

    Yes. Comics Suck. Graphic Novels and Large Format Serials are much better ie Heavy Metal, Epic, Mad, Cracked etc. Shorter Stories and better art.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Really, really boring theme parks where the lines are too long, the wires are showing on the animatronics, and they make you sit down with glasses on.

  • Sully

    The Lord doesn’t wear spandex. Captain America straightened out that notion in the first Avenger film. Pay attention.

  • Jay Stein

    yes, remember the 70’s

  • Wizard Phoenix

    *Plinkett review

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Justine Bateman and her boyfriend Jason Bateman

  • Jay Stein

    Thoroughly enjoyed it

  • Domo

    *Quick Cuts

  • Bubs

    My favorite video game movie was Attack of the Clones.

  • Domo

    Have you been drinking? This isn’t like you!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Actually, no that isn’t nostalgia. The world liked it — loved it — at the time, and those people haven’t died yet. The plot isn’t messy. AGE OF ULTRON is messy. If you have a problem with some gaps you feel you’ve found the problem maybe your inability to fill in the spaces. I said “maybe.”

    I know, I know…Millennials are so much smarter and CGI and Cinematic Universe. Yawn fucking yawny yawn.

    What you need to let osmose your thick, youngish head is: There isn’t one correct answer. All things for all people. It’s just that now, there’s no merging. My things for me, and yours for you.

  • Sully

    Batman v. Superman is beginning to look a little better, post the latest Comic-Con’s trailer. That being said, I’m still not sold on Eisenberg as Lex, Gadot as Wonder Woman, or that Dothraki asshole as Aquaman.

  • Jay Stein

    This is where Bronies come in…

  • The Ghost

    I’d comment on that, but after having to write “I will not talk about Grant Morrison” on a chalkboard 100 times, I should abstain.

  • Sully

    You fucking bastard! I bet you feel like a big man sans your lust for baby bacon beasts, don’tcha?

  • The Ghost

    Well alright.

  • Sully

    Did you ever find it?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    And I saw it last October in a theater that was full of people who enjoyed it.

    I cannot wait to hear these people talk about the Marvel Cinematic Stand On Your Mark In Front Of A Green Screen And Say Something Snarky (breath) Universe in 20 years.

  • Sully

    BRING BACK SEGREGATION!!!

  • Palpatine

    *Gamestation 2.0

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He’s been smelling what ever is on Ted Danson’s finger.

  • Sully

    Better term. We’ll go with that from here on out.

  • Domo

    Come on.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    This is a lie

  • Sully

    *Animated Plinkett Stream-a-thon

  • Jay Stein

    Wonder Woman looks short and grungy. I am a Linda Carter man and I always will be.
    I refuse to see the latest comic movies. They don’t represent comics in their true form at all.
    Comics = Bright striking contrast of color, stark black contrast, simple dialogue and unrealistic situations. So far they got the last two right. I think more animations of comics should be produced, they suit the genre better

  • Domo

    *The Grabowskis!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    NO!

  • Bubs

    *Grabowskis

  • The Ghost

    Agreed. At this point I’m more likely to follow writers and artists I like wherever they decide to go, as opposed to choosing a favorite publisher.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I WANNA GOUGE MY FUCKING EYES OUT!

  • Sully

    Possibly.

    Bah-dum-tsh!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I don’t know. I’m in the dark.

  • A dirty Cosplayer stole it from me but don’t worry, Cat Cop is on the case. He’ll find him and claw HIS F**KING EYES OUT. That son******ch will think twise of just leaving this toad pregnant.

  • Palpatine

    Percy would love that!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Rotten Tomatoes’ critical summary of Pixels is amazing:
    “Much like the worst arcade games from the era that inspired it, Pixels has little replay value and is hardly worth a quarter.”

  • Domo

    That’s mean to quarters.

    And the younger kids won’t get the slam since they’ve never been to an arcade, so maybe they’ll go see Pixels anyway.

  • Jay Stein

    just read that myself

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    This comment is rumo(u)red to have been written by Lawrence Kasdan.

  • Bubs

    Okay, elephant in the room. I think it’s clear that RLM’s current direction isn’t working. Pre-Rec sucks, HitB is meh, Quick Cuts is all but dead, and Best of the Worst is terribly bland. You guys need to go back to doing what you’re good at: appearing at obscure Dutch film festivals. https://youtu.be/uKy43Kgv7wk?t=1m41s

  • SeanLM

    What were the worst arcade games of the era? I remember the Dragon’s Lair one was basically navigating a very expensive DVD menu.

  • Tanuki Man

    Fettlife.com

  • XAV

    According to tradition, E.T. is the worst game of all time. I can’t remember if it was in arcades though…

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Kids have to watch real movies. Maybe my nephew will like Eternal Sunshine.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Never played Polybius?

  • Sully

    My problem with Manga is it all looks exactly the fucking same. I enjoy some of the stories, but the artwork bugs the shit out of me. I forget which saucer-eyed, spike haired character I’m looking at.

  • XAV

    FUCK YEAH ASIANS

  • Jay Stein

    Movies make it worse. Bur there are exeptions

  • SeanLM

    Man, the writer of Body Heat is going to busy until he’s in his 80s.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    See? This is the thing: You yourself said a nerd is not the sum total of one obsession or nerdish tendency. So how can there be Fake Nerd and Real Nerd? Are the masses who gobble up this Marvel or Star Wars stuff just faking it? Is the tee-shirt bad, inherently, because it has the dorky Captain America emblem on it or because it’s from Target? If it’s bought online, is it less dorky? What about if it’s worn by an obese person, instead of an attractive person? Are nerds less nerdy now that nerd culture is popular? Would they rather it go back to being ignored?

    No. I think they honestly like those movies. I think they think wearing the tee-shirt will help them belong to The Cool Kids’ Club. Which makes them fucking nerds, as far as I’m concerned.

    Most annoying of all are the nerds who think their particular nerdisms are a badge of honor, somehow better than other nerdisms.

    #NerdsIsNerds

  • Sully

    So wait for it to be free on Netflix and then click “Not Interested.” Got it.

  • XAV

    What’s wrong Grant Morrison? (Really curious, don’t know anything about him)

  • The Ghost

    Nothing is inherently wrong with Grant Morrison, he’s just a divisive figure in comics. You either love him or hate him for his campy, outlandish writing.

  • RLMkeepitup

    you don’t like pre-rec? you monster!!

  • XAV

    There *are* no jokes, there are only remakes.

    Remakes everywhere.

    Everywhere.

    E e y h r .

    E y r

    E r

    Er…

    Illuminati confirmed. ಠ_ಠ

  • Sully

    I still have my copy of that lying around somewhere. It wasn’t as bad as people claim. I’ve played modern games that are worse.

  • XAV

    Ah. Sounds like fun, tbh.

  • XAV

    Yes. And now that you know, he’s coming for you. RUN!

    (I’m safe cuz I gotta tinfoil hat :D)

  • Sully

    Cosplayer, eh? Who was the assailant dressed as?

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    I have come here to drink beer and post asinine comments. And I am all outta beer.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Half in The Bag meh?! MEH!?! Is this fucking opposite day or something

  • Sully

    Not enough incest.

  • XAV

    I think it’s probably more the fact that it almost single-handedly destroyed the industry, from what I understand.

  • Palpatine

    You’re joking, right?

  • Bubs

    Yes.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    You’ve never seen Super Mario Bros.? I’m just gonna leave this link here. You don’t have to click it. Nope. Just ignore it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKr3Jkyy-l4

  • Dammit Google

    He stated it plainly. Nothing was “meant”.

  • Palpatine

    But do you still Pre-Rec sucks?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Ohhhh

  • Dammit Google

    All movies are “not that bad, really,” on the Internet.

  • Pop Rivets

    I’m not saying that no one enjoyed that Batman film,or that those who do are wrong to do so. You’re free to.

    I’m just saying that as someone who watched the movie fresh, years after it came out, and knowing that it has this massive fan base, I’m completely at a loss to understand why it’s so beloved, except for nostalgia.

    For the record, I have no great attachment to the Marvel films either. Most of them, to me, are more watchable than Batman, but they’re nothing worth feeling nostalgic for. At best they’re fine entertainment.

  • The Ghost

    Aw shucks, I’ll have a beer with ya’ mate. I always have an artisinal krappht beer in the ‘fridge.

  • Sully

    Not the industry, just the Atari, which was inevitable anyway.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    what! i have never been able to sit through more than 5 minutes of ‘Avatar’ i know i hate it and that it looks like a shit video game, but i wouldn’t dare to critique it as i haven’t watched all of it. you should either think about watching ‘Batman’ or not talk about it.

  • Sully

    I was about to flog you.

  • TheManHole

    Wow that is the first time I have seen Mike express just how much he cares about his work and just how serious it is to him. I know a lot of people just demand more Plinkett reviews since they are so well crafted but after watching that you can tell the level of effort that goes into creating them.

    I don’t think people understand that even a 10min video can take hours and hours to create. Then you look at what goes into the Plinkett reviews and with a 70min run time the amount of heart and soul that most go into created them. I doubt anyone from RLM bothers with the comment section but thank you for the work you do. It really does mean a lot to me and has brought me so much joy and laughed. Keep it up for many more years to come!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    oh you have seen it ignore my last comment.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    *Wheel of the Worst

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Maybe.

    #Sheesh

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    ♪ Can’t get enuff of your lovin’, baby ♪

  • Andrew Thompson.

    https://youtu.be/U2sZP-qRWNw

    Australia is soooooo sorry for making that.

  • XAV

    OH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! :p

  • Andrew Thompson.

    thats fair.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    No you didnt.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Or, you love him for some things, and wish his head would get ripped off before other things.

    Having met him once, he’s an extremely interesting, intelligent person who mainly talks gibberish and never really connects with anybody outside his own head. And that was many, many years ago. I can only imagine it’s much weirder now.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    See? You didn’t say any of those things in your first post. You typed declaratives which you’re now softening. “The original Burton film is shit as well.”

    Good on ya, this time, though. No hard feelings.

    By the way, I do what you did all the time.

    #MarvelMoviesSuck(Except4WINTERSOLDIER)

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Except Nolan’s.

    Gawd, they REALLY are that bad.

    #WhenWillTheWorldSee?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER. WHO FUCKING ASKED YOU?

    Wait. What?

  • The Ghost

    I think I’m at a similar stage. No writer has made me utter the phrase “I’M DONE WITH THIS GUY” more than he has. Yet, there I was, reading Multiversity for some reason.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    We know this shit already

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Mike has a lot of quality interviews from around the time when his Phantom Menace review blew up. Since then he’s gotten shy from all the attention.

  • Pop Rivets

    In the spirit of reconciliation Pa Kent, I am interested in seeing how well the Nolan films age as well. I imagine that it will be one extreme or the other.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    He’s a toad. I’m guessing Aquaman. Maybe Swamp Thing.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Lo, the Lord created Rubber Muscles, and they were good.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Mister Stoklasa is the Daniel Day Lewis of internet critics

  • Sully

    Could’ve been Prince Charming. You don’t know, Maybelline.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    His own ideas and non-superhero stuff? I’ll be there (almost) every time.

    Batman or some complicated cosmic yoo-hoo based on somebody else’s previous mythology that I know will have a fyucked anti-climatic ending because the idea is better than the execution? Fuck off, you Chaos Theory-Wanking, Vinyl Pants-Wearing Merfer. (All-Star Superman, excepted.)

    #EspeciallyBatman-StayTheFuckAwayFromMorrison’sBatman

  • Domo

    I’m not going to watch this tomorrow with the spouse. Nope. Not gonna do it!

  • Sully

    Really living up to that name, aren’t’cha?

  • The Ghost

    Almost every dyed-in-the-wool Batman fan I knew had completely sworn the character off after Morrison.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    And the character hasn’t recovered yet, nearly five years later. Plus, now comes word that they’re going to let him apply his anything-goes thesis to one of the last, pure vestiges of Archie Goodwin’s influence, Black and White.

    #GawdDammit!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Oh, yes. There’s Ed Wood, which is his best. What I meant was, if you want to watch a movie that has the Tim Burton goth-y look the Batman movies aren’t his best examples.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Batman kills in Burton’s movies. Instant disqualification.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Needs more cynicism you hack frauds. What are you doing with my Patreon money, having pimp and pusher parties? Do you need more pimps, more pushers?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Stay in line with the Nazi party or we’re gonna stab your dick.

  • Sully

    Batman kills in the comics. It’s fine.

  • Constantin Bartosek

    How can you say a movie with Peter Dinklage shooting a videogame gatling gun has no replay value?

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Start by opening your mouth. The rest should be easy.

  • TheManHole

    Sorry was not trying to get overly sentimental or anything just really appreciate the work that RLM does. I have enjoyed countless hours of their work for free and just wanted to say thanks for all their hard work.

  • James Earl Jones

    Stay in line with this:
    http://i.imgur.com/9cyGfkM.gif

  • fred

    I just saw that!

  • fred

    Okay elephant in the room: you’re fucking retarded get the fuck outta here.

  • Jay Stein

    I love the direction RLM is going. They’re always polishing, and they’re getting funnier and making connections too. Fuck yeah RLM!!!

  • Thanatos2k

    The future is so bright

  • HeftyJo

    No I think it’s called “Brokeback Millennium Falcon”.

    “Them 18 Parsecs got us good…”

  • Jay Stein

    You sarcastic bastard

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Gotta wear shades (to hide my gouged out eyes).

  • HeftyJo

    “one of Burton’s better movies, before he decided everything needed to be black and red and striped all over.”

    And leading Johnny Depp.

  • HeftyJo

    Or a, Care Boar.

  • Jay Stein

    Never apologize to any one here, we’re beneath it, and it makes you sound like a pu$$y

  • HeftyJo

    You can’t be any geek off the street. Gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean; earn ya keep.

    https://youtu.be/1plPyJdXKIY

  • Jay Stein

    if you play Batman Arkham games basically 1/3 of those games are “Real Time Events” which is the type of game Dragons lair was. It was the first “CD ROM” game and was exclusively RTE

  • Jay Stein

    It was and Atari 2600, 5200 game and it nearly killed them

  • Jay Stein

    Atari is still with us
    https://atari.com/

  • Domo

    I’m totally down with pu$$y. It’s like Ke$ha, but with more dollar signs.

  • Jay Stein

    Cha Chingggg………………..

  • Palpatine

    Instead of having movies based of comic books, we should have movies based off comic strips.

  • XAV

    I think he was being (at least mostly) sarcastic.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    We’ve had a couple of those. FLASH GORDON, THE PHANTOM. There’s a new version of PEANUTS coming. Wasn’t OFFICE SPACE based off a newspaper strip?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Rave Hitler isn’t any cooler than Regular Hitler.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    One. One more dollar sign. Still not enuff to buy a cup of Starbuck’s.

    Pu$$y oughtta be worth more.

    #JustSayin’

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Daniel Day Lewis ever cast in a Marvel film and I will kill myself.

    #IWon’TButHyperbole

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Do you understand these words coming out of my mouth?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Batman kills in Nolan’s movies, too.

    Killed my interest in Batman in Nolan movies.

    Killed it and raped its corpse.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Oh they haven’t even aged a couple of years. People are already turning on those things in droves.

  • Palpatine

    I kinda want to see The Peanuts Movie.

  • XAV

    Beware of skits, young padawans; the Nostalgia Critic grew fond of skits and his work suffered dearly.

  • Palpatine

    Hey, don’t you ever compare RLM to him!

  • Jay Stein

    Skits rule…

  • Jay Stein

    he was, we’re like apes nibbling at the sarcasm banana

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    I’d stay in line, wouldn’t you?!

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?
  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    First off, FUCKING COMMAS, YOU FUCK. FUCK!

    B.) “This maggot-oozing head-wound of a movie” is a pretty good line. Wish I’d thought of it.

  • XAV

    Ah, but I worry that the day soon approaches when the comparison may be all too appropriate.

  • XAV

    Bananas give me the runs. ಠ_ಠ

  • Palpatine

    May that day never come.

  • Sean Scott

    Rich looks like he’s lost some weight

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    “And besides, big budget sequels/reboots/adaptions can be just as good as any other movie. Mad Max, anyone?”

    One movie. One fucking movie. Two if you want to count DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES. Two movies in two years versus the Tsunami of Tshi that is contemporary blockbuster circa 2016.

    That is NOT “a shit-ton of options.” But, while all the money is being wasted on the third fucking reboot of Spider-Man, which is guaranteed not to interest anyone nearly as much as even the second reboot of Spider-Man, there’s none left to finance all that “plenty of cool shit.”

    There was a time when there weren’t five new movies coming out every weekend. Believe it or not, we were all better off then. By a “shit ton.”

  • Scott Cray

    What precisely was the message of this video?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Modern movie consumer culture sucks.

    And nerds are stupid.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The Nazi party was the result of Tequila

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Haha! Duke Nukem reference!

    #OhSoNerdy

  • Bob Bobsteinberg

    Good goyim, watch ALL the movies!

  • XAV

    Calm your buns, dude. Do I really need to cite a list every time? For all the over-saturation, most of these superhero movies (or at least the Marvel ones) are, on average, at least decent. Even the RLM crew has said so. And I mentioned good big budget sequels/reboots/adaptions as an afterthought. There’s still that sample list of original stuff I threw out (which btw did not include every single original film in that past ten years and really doesn’t need to in order to make my point). And when I said “shit ton of options”, I was in fact referring to original films.

    Also, while it’s true most major studios are dedicating a good bit of their money to franchises, there’s obviously still enough money to go around, as evidenced by previously mentioned stream of original content. And even outside of major studios there’s more options for filmmakers than there’s ever been before. Despite all the controversy surrounding crowdfunding platforms like Kickstarter, they’ve birthed plenty of notable successes, including movies (and before you insist on another list before you’ll bother to consider my point: http://www.crowdfundinsider.com/2014/09/50149-crowdfunding-best-top-10-successfully-funded-kickstarter-indiegogo-films/).

    Like I said, things aren’t all bad– in fact, I’m pretty optimistic– and why you insist on dwelling on the worst part of the industry and claiming it represents the whole is beyond me.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    http://www.stoklasa-eu.com/
    “Peep into… and you will stay forever”

    Wholesale and retail sale Stoklasa. I’d buy that for a dollar!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    you do know they have always done comedy shorts. the review show format is the new thing

  • WrongWithYourFace

    “They used to be childhood firends… But now… They are sworn enemies!”

  • XAV

    Well maybe I’m a poser who only liked RLM after it was cool, you ever think of that? ಠ╭╮ಠ

  • instant relief

    Nowadays he’s held captive in Plinkett’s basement next to Nadine. Cut him some slack. For a hostage he looks great.

  • instant relief

    It won’t.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Oh, that seems sensible. as you were.

  • SeanLM

    He also looks like he’s lost his self-confidence and will to live. Very slimming.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Both

  • Jason Ross

    You Hackfrizzles, not allowed to bring cameras into CONs anymore. I can talk about Comic-Con, too, after it has already happened……………………………………………………………………..

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Dan Craig is ok, except he looks like Putin.

  • Well, it could have been worse, he could have become Puffy the Airbag Bear.

  • Jason Ross

    ¿Was that the ninja guy who hated Krakens and Pirates of the Caribbean???

  • XAV

    Um, wat

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Some people just want to watch the world burn.

  • instant relief

    They didn’t have their cameras inside the Twin Towers and yet they talk about 9/11 half the time.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    You need to get Sara Richardson on the line!

  • TapewormBike

    911 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!

    You have to learn to read between the lines.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    *enema cumbuttant

  • instant relief

    So poetic. <3

  • WrongWithYourFace

    So are crackheads.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    That only through the elimination of violence can we achieve world peace.

  • instant relief

    This webzone is the internet’s highest concentration of camp.

  • instant relief

    Everything is revealed in Peeder Jiggson’s documentary The Two Towers.
    #911truthmovement #kony2012

  • omitted

    *comical strippers

  • instant relief

    Obligatory upvote is obligatory.

  • instant relief

    I peeped into… and left after 5 seconds. What did I do wrong?

  • Jay Stein

    sarcasm gives me the runs

  • omitted

    Cum on now, I wouldn’t want you to feel forced to do anything you don’t want to, well except the sex of course…

  • instant relief

    *sigh* Is it time already, master? *drops pants*

  • omitted

    I don’t even know who I am anymore.

  • XAV

    That doesn’t sound normal. You should see someone.

  • Jay Stein

    I haven’t “seen” anyone in quite a few parsecs my child

  • XAV

    Omg sorry I didn’t mean to blind-shame you ◉_◉

  • Which is a They Live reference.
    #OhSoNerdier #ThatWasProbablyTheJoke

  • @Sully You still can. Omitted would enjoy it.

  • It’s mostly dead. Mostly.

  • If not, you’ll make him like it.

  • I probably should recreate the end credits music somewhere on my new record and hide it behind tons of delay and reverb.

  • Just a bland comment? Not even a witty one? Unsubscribed.

  • omitted

    *fuck

  • That’s because you’re racist and can’t tell Asians apart.

  • instant relief

    Violence is so much fun tho.

  • Milton Dammers

    Wait… they have a script for this schlock?

  • instant relief

    I liked Hitler before it was cool.

  • Now we know what the leftovers from the Patreon money goes to.

  • instant relief

    They still need Patreon money? I thought Rich was a successful porn actor now…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Jeebus Rich, now e-sports players are using doping. What, do they think they are athletes?

  • instant relief

    These baffoons act like they compete for millions of dollars of prize money or something.

  • Pulp

    Actually, Mr.Kim Jong-un auditioned for a Sith role, but eventually this other Asian
    guy got the job;due to natural talent.

    http://40.media.tumblr.com/878d1c539bbb6b3105bd0b57639ada7e/tumblr_nji37kx6aa1unw118o1_1280.jpg

  • Like Icare

    They use Patreon money for financing sequences like this:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=d0C_Dnt7k_0#t=748

  • omitted

    Congrats tOmy`! It would seem you have earned a place in my spank bank permanent brower bookmarks alongside Jay with the festival pic you posted.

    http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tv/image/1378/77/1378774788561.gif

  • Like Icare

    I thought it was revealed in the episodes of X-files and its spinoffs?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GCsTf-fKVo

  • Like Icare

    Garfield was based on a comic strip.

  • Like Icare

    Are you a terminator? Is this your elf?

  • Like Icare
  • Except RLM’s interludes are entertaining and fun while NC’s are tedious.

  • Like Icare

    Pussy is made from carbonated water, sugar, grape juice, and a mixture of herbs and other fruit. Its caffeine content comes from guarana.[5] Pussy is advertised as “100% natural” as it does not contain artificial additives.[6]

    http://www.pussydrinks.com/

  • TapewormBike

    I pass one of the stores everyday. They have mostly junk!

  • TapewormBike

    What, I’ve not seen that one! This thread?

  • Like Icare

    You mean he moved to Italy to do cobblering?
    http://shoeblogs.com/wordpress/images/lewis.jpg

    Isn’t that what that other guy did?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvglt_TQsPk

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • TapewormBike

    Hubba hubba

  • Like Icare

    “Fett/Solo”, or “Solo/Fett”

    Which one of those means “without fat”?

    My doctor said I should watch for cholesterol so I’m looking for the movie with fat in it.

  • Like Icare

    Is fire-end like ashes or more like that end of the torch that is not on fire?

  • Like Icare

    Han knows all there is to know about crying games…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    You peeped into and walked away? How?!

  • TapewormBike

    It’s on the way to my work, I was tempted to take a photo of it several times. I bought like a a scrunchie for my gf there. There’s a piece of Stoklasa in my house.

  • DarkFluffy

    It’s called redbull….and everywhere you see people drinking that or advertises for it. For a drink that tastes like these girly gums from the 90s. But the “e-sport fan” thinks it’s dangerous (->cool) because it was not allowed in Germany years ago and needed to be smuggled over the german/austrian border. (means a car drives from point A to point B because EU-> no border controlles. how dangerous that was -_-). It was not allowed because every new food needs to be controlled. That took its time. Not because of taurin beeing the next cocain. BTW if they would watch tournaments the real pros drink water! Or vodka? A clear liquid in any case. But not REDBULL!

  • DarkFluffy

    nope is not.

  • TapewormBike

    Where’s my fucking pink boa!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I’m not sure how wings would help you play a game better.

  • DarkFluffy

    I think 2 points: that these movies telling us they where made for the fans/nerds..but aren’t really. And that hollywood will abuse every franchise as long as it generates money.

  • DarkFluffy

    you react a little bit faster. Or at least they believe that. But in my opinion you have the same effect with coffee or a good old coke. Redbull is all about that myth of beeing once an illegal drink in my opinion.

  • TapewormBike

    I feel as if this is obligatory for czechs on here now. I don’t party much though. http://i.imgur.com/LwNjSj1.jpg Fins are next.

  • DarkFluffy

    Good point

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Both.

  • Angelo

    I just discovered that, in Pixels, Paul Mart Ball Cop is the President of the United States. He’s gonna save Memerica!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Oh, by the way, the dope I was talking about is called Adderall, which is used to treat ADHD and narcolepsy.

  • Sully

    Barely, and only to nostalgic gamers (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE NOSTALGIC CRITIC!!!)

  • Duckler

    It’s amusing that, by the time I ever see something on this site, there are already 1300 comments. Daw

  • omitted

    Okay, you may keep the gay card… for now.

  • Duckler

    You said E-sports like it’s a thing.

  • omitted

    I thought all Czech people were attached at the hip dick.

  • omitted

    Darn Disqus tried to hide this from me! Thank Rich for email updates…

  • Like Icare

    he’s an extremely interesting, intelligent person who mainly talks gibberish and never really connects with anybody outside his own head.

    Did he tell you about that time he took some strange hash and the walls opened and the machine elves showed him the universe from the “outside”?
    He talks about it in one of his talks with Kevin Smith. Not sure which one, sorry.

    http://smodcast.com/episodes/grant-morrison-bat-bard/
    http://smodcast.com/episodes/grant-morrison-bat-christ/
    http://smodcast.com/episodes/more-with-morrison/

    I think that the issue with him is that he expresses so much in metaphors and references that it all comes out as gibberish – but gibberish with actual, though often skewed, logic behind it.
    So when people get the reference or metaphor it comes off as brilliant, if for no other reason then cause it is often a novel view of the subject at hand.
    On the other hand, if one does not get the reference… and many of them being related to his drug experiences “not getting” is often the default position – it comes out as gibberish or bland.

    And I’m saying this as someone who is very much on the gibberish side of the fence.
    Some logic may filter through but if the case is about comics, I find that it is often just too obscure a reference to grasp without him outright explaining it.

    Which on one hand is, well, bad writing. If the audience don’t get it… you know.
    On the other hand, it is often “easter eggs all the way down” for the fanatics of the topic/genre.
    He’s like the anti-Lindelof.

  • Sully

    LIAR!!! As of this comment, there are only 1154 comments.

  • omitted
  • DarkFluffy

    I heared stories about pros only sleeping 3h per night. Now we know how they do that…

  • Sully

    Is he playing Chris Christie?

  • Sully

    Is he singing the Galactic Anthem?

  • Gorrister

    *Care Boars

  • TapewormBike

    Well played, well played….

  • Duckler

    These guys suck. Their Half in the Bag bottle opener wouldn’t even break a fifth of Bacardi. I want all of the time I’ve invested in their free entertainment back.

  • TapewormBike

    Definitely a rePUBEblican.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    There are a lot of “things” in this world that I don’t understand.

  • Duckler

    The sight is a malignant tumor. It’s going to need a bit more studying before it gets excised for good. Thanks a lot, Richevans

  • Like Icare

    You’re not reading the right manga then.
    Being often a single creator works without previous backstory there is actually more emphasis on character distinction then in superhero comics.
    Also, there are huge differences between art styles of artists, and between genres, with certain styles often correlating with certain genres.
    http://www.opam.jp/getImage.php?src=./files/TopicDetail_9159_image.jpg

    Now back to 9/11.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Beyond you?
    Well, golly, I suppose that IS a problem, innint?
    #Nah

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Duckler’s a little guy. Stuff always looks bigger to him. Math-shaming is bullying.
    #StopIt

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Go Asians!

  • tOmy`

    I hoped this will get buried with the last thread.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    What’s e-sports?

    Did you see that surfer punch that shark? Now, THAT’S a sport!

  • tOmy`

    *planes

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I read that dyslexically. This is how my mind works: I thought, well of course Tapey’s python would be fucking, but why would it be pink?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    You know how it is: if it exists, there is porn of it what happens in the internet, stays in the internet.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Exactly.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    My knee-jerk reaction to that was, of course, “CGI Snoopy? No thank you.” Then I saw the trailer before INSIDE OUT, and it looked like they’ve made it with some care. Aims a wee bit lower than my most comfortable age bracket, but it seems like it might work, after all. A cleansing charm for the precious snowflakes after all the sugar from that moopie about the Twinkies.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Aw, quit acting modest, you Clooney.

    (Psst. First wash any blankets you receive as a gift from omi, though.)

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You didn’t throw it hard enough. Or maybe you gotta practice aiming. If worse comes to worse, go to the highest floor of any building and drop the fifth from a window into a bucket below. Use the bottle opener to scratch yourself in places that are hard to itch.

    #That’sWhatIDo

    P.S. Time is non-refundable, but here’s your money back.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Czech photo. Check.

  • tOmy`

    There is a great video but it is unfortunately not listed on youtube, as it is rather “personal”, I need to get my friends permission to show you how young and beautiful people do stuff without glowsticks.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I missed SHARKNADO 3. Damn you, other things than television!

  • Buk Pravon

    Mike: “… I was gonna say ‘It’s giving me a reason to live.’.”

    You wanna know the reason why I’m still alive?

    Metabolism.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Face posted a GIF of Hulk raping Black Widow. We’ve SEEN how the young and beautiful spend their time.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Well, that biological stuff and the occasional really good animated movie.

  • omitted

    *with my dick up your ass

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You may have gone too far in a few places.

  • tOmy`

    I’ll allow it.

  • Sully

    If I have to look down when I walk to avoid stepping on the “little guys” I’m not doing evolution any favors.

  • Buk Pravon

    It helps lighten the breathing and digesting.

  • tOmy`

    Yea, we’ve seen things here people wouldn’t believe.

    #WhenIsTheRebootAgain?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    So, PIXELS seems popular.

  • tOmy`

    Not enough superheroes.

  • omitted

    *deep

  • Like Icare

    It IS tonally confusing though – but that’s yar Burton for ya.

    The world they live in has both 1980s and 1930s fashion, technology, architecture AND manners all jammed in right next to each other.
    In a way, it’s like a Batman parody – or an arthouse Batman movie.

    Take this scene.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0d087B-sNc

    When is that scene happening?
    From one angle it might be 1940s, from another it’s the ’80s.
    People wear clothes from ’30s and use technology from the ’80s surrounded by the architecture of the ’20s with cars from the ’70s.

    Without the point of reference (i.e. remembering what was real and what was reference at the time it came out) it is more and more feeling like a movie made by aliens of time travelers who decided to place it in a generic “20th century” time.

    As for plot… Overall it is not messy, it is pretty straightforward, but there IS mess in it.
    Stuff like Joker and Wayne showing up at Vale’s apartment, doing their thing and then one just leaves and the other disappears. THAT entire scene is a collection of plot holes and non sequiturs from start to finish.

    Only thing holding it together is Nicholson’s Joker cause you can hang anything that does not make sense in the scene on his back.
    “It makes sense cause Joker’s insane.”
    Which is the same thing as “The wizard did it.”

    And then there are a lot of Burtonesque jokey bits – like in the final showdown which is entirely Looney Tunes with the music somehow matching the fight scene but is supposedly there for Joker’s dance with Vale, people ambushing Batman and falling through the floor, being punched out of the air and bouncing off of the bells in the cathedral.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbyGEKKlaKo

    Does that all make sense as an intro to the moment when Batman finally catches the murderer of his parents?

  • tOmy`

    The only president that can save the world has already been done:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LYfCs5bfyI

  • Sully
  • Buk Pravon

    I just came back from scraping 60 pounds of rat feces and semi-liquid junk out of a rotten garage. … Well, I had to choose…

  • tOmy`

    But what about the game, Duke? Was it any good?

    Well………………………………………………

  • Sully

    It’s already considered a classic.

  • tOmy`

    *assick

  • omitted

    So you’re saying that adorable mug isn’t porn enough for you?!

  • omitted

    I’m sitting here with hair color on my head and plastic bags over the arms of my glasses (dun-dun-duun!), looking like an alien. This would be a perfect time to take a photo for the webzone… but no.

  • Sully

    How do you keep from staining your horns? Little condoms?

  • omitted

    *Reshoot
    Hold on, I’m working on it…

  • omitted

    They’re retractable.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Sure, just lemme cut a hole in it…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Next thing they’ll say is that the “Pac-Man” character in that movie is iconic. Pfft.

  • omitted

    *cum on it

  • Sully

    Maybe if you’re a NERD!!!
    *cue echo effect and strobe lights*

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Hold on there, tiger. One step at a time.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I thought it looked pretty consensual.

    #SexEdFromPr0n

  • omitted

    Too late…
    *wipes the screen clean… again*

  • omitted

    *Prawn

  • Mark Bisone

    When are Disney, Warner and Sony going to realize it would be much more efficient to just slam together all of these cinematic universes into a single mega-franchise. They can call it “Revenger Wars: Dawn of the Dark Infinity Age.”

  • instant relief

    That is literally the best thing ever. I’m still busy reading it all.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    aww you suck!

  • instant relief

    But I need something to… study very hard… again and again… until my… you know… in German it’s called a Wichsvorlage.

  • tOmy`
  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Ew. But. Yeah, apparently, you made the right choice.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    If Chris Pratt or Melissa McCarthy were in the exact same movie, though, do you think it would have a Fresh aggregate on Rotten Tomatoes?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Fab. Wait, so did your hair get soaked from sweat or what?

  • Sully
  • Sully

    You only have retractable horns so that you can refer to them as “erect” when they’re out, don’t you?

  • Buk Pravon

    Yeah. “Pixels” still looks pretty disgusting to me too.

  • omitted

    Lose the cigarette hon, I’ve got something else here for you to wrap those pretty lips around…

  • omitted

    That’s right, Jay!

  • tOmy`

    Well, we are slowly turning this webzone into a dating section anyway, so you may as well just post it.

  • omitted

    *raping

  • Sully
  • omitted

    Is that a lipstick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  • Sully

    Both.

  • tOmy`

    That is one ripped fox if I have ever seen one.

  • omitted

    I’m a bad gay: I somehow managed to botch up the hair color thingy. I thought these were supposed to cum naturally for ‘my people’. Well, now you’re never getting that photo, that’s for sure.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    A proper superhero stance.

  • Sully

    Lighting reference for a pen&ink piece I was working on at the time. The basement in my old building had some decent overhead lights.

  • omitted

    This webzone. I’m not even kidding.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Kind of like the antennae on the Deathstick salesman!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    now i want it more!

  • omitted

    No no no, they want to make MOAR movies, not less.

  • tOmy`

    What color did you go for? I used to have “wild blueberry”.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    You walked all the way down there from your house on top of that hill? Or is that just the hotel you work in?

  • omitted

    Maybe I’ll take a pic only of my eyeball too…

  • omitted

    *fap and *cum

  • Andrew Thompson.

    it is disturbing. it keeps looking at me.

  • Sully

    You’re welcum.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Ooh, I di’n’t. That sounds like something I could get into!

  • tOmy`

    Yea. My hair suck that way.

  • Sully

    T’was inevitable I suppose, but It Follows is getting a sequel, and I’m not quite sure how I feel about that. While I thoroughly enjoyed the original, a sequel could only really go in one of two directions; it could (a) do more of the same or (b) explore the origins of what “it” is. The former would be redundant, and the latter would likely nerf the idea of the original. Not knowing anything about the creature following the characters added to the creep factor, imho, and if I discover it’s just an alien life form, or some ancient demon spirit, I feel like it would ruin it for me. I dunno. Just my 2 cent.

  • Sully

    Aren’t bad gays, the best gays?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I did not expect the stuff that came after the colon in that sentence to be so tame, either.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I’m quite sure of how I feel about it. Despite some clever direction, there was not enough there there in the first one to merit my interest in IT STILL FOLLOWS, THAT’S WHAT IT DOES.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    They all just got sued by Europe.

  • Sully

    I’m sorta in the same boat. It was a nice little indie horror flick, but it works better as a one-off. I don’t think the world needs another one.

  • instant relief

    Nein, nein, nein, nein! Stop making your racist jokes!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I’d probably go for a second BABADOOK in a minute, though.
    The story of a single mother feeding suitors to the thing that lives in the basement. And at first all the dudes think the kid is gonna be their big problem.

  • instant relief

    Über lame!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    This is currently my favorite flick of 2015 and yeah I really think it does not need a sequel.The whole ambiguity and the open endedness of the ending would not benefit from a sequel.

  • Sully

    Should’ve went to the barber first. I needed a fur cut.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    too relatable:(

  • dollar store cashier wife

    you are a sexy nerd.

    at least that’s what batman news tells me.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    But isn’t it just a metaphor for STDs or something? So the origin story of it would be kind of pointless.

    I’m in favor of direction (a) with the sequel, “They Follow”. Now everything is biggerer and betterer!

  • tOmy`

    Did your brain notice that during the end of this video, when all the movie titles float by, the only one that is floating faster than the rest is The Flash?

  • TheManHole

    They could always make a prequel. We all know how well that normally works. 😉

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Were you the storyboard guy or the writer guy? There’s so many creative people on this webzone that I get them mixed up.

    And is that one of them super-comfy Target shirts?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Mine too. We should hook them up some time.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Did you notice there are no jujubes in the Batman vending machine?

  • Sully

    That’s not very hack fraudy of them. Unsub-motherfuckin-scribed!!

  • tOmy`

    Did you notice that they got that actor who plays Space Cop?

  • Sully

    I’m the writer… who also does a little art on the side.
    And as for the shirt? That’s right, Jay!

  • Sully

    This also. ‘xactly.

  • Sully

    I can see it now… whether I want to or not.

  • Sully

    Great. Now we get to see which desperate chick the guy fucked. No thanks.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    WHAT DO YOU FUCKING KNOW ABOUT IT? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN HERE?!!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    It’s a Batman tee-shirt. Cool regardless.

  • Sully

    Maybe Wayne doesn’t like them. You don’t know him. You don’t know his struggles.

  • Sully

    First Patton, now Space Cop guy. The boys are movin’ up!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Fun Fact: WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS is now out on DVD.

  • Scott B. Smith

    Perhaps not appropriate for this video, but I’m currently writing a blog on fire safety. I’m trying to be cool about it (and failing). I just thought you lot might find it mildly amusing.

  • Sully

    BECAUSE I HAVE NO WHERE ELSE… no where else to be.

    http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Dr.-Who.gif

  • Scott B. Smith

    My brain noticed as well. I also noted that the “Black Panther” logo just popped up on the left side whole-cloth and started sliding right, rather than moving in from “off camera” as the rest of the images did. I wonder if this was intentional or just an editing slip-up.

  • omitted

    With tOmy`you can spend a sweaty night in the mosh pit, but Tapey is the kind of guy you take home to meet the parents.

  • omitted

    And braid each others’ hair?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    ‘Blu-ray

  • Sully

    Put down the mirror, Andrew.

  • omitted

    Silver blond, but it ended up more like Carrot Top.

  • omitted

    Disqus seems determined to hide all the best stuff from me today! I didn’t see this until I reloaded the page myself just now.

  • Sully

    Everyone loves Carrot Top!

  • omitted

    *sexy people

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Yes, omie. You too are creative in your own way.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Is art just a hobby for you?

  • Sully

    HOW?! WHO TOLD?! My god, this could ruin my career!

  • omitted

    *very limited
    Too bad I can’t link you to all the stories I’ve written.

  • Sully

    Yeah, pretty much. I sell some stuff here and there, but mostly I just do it as a form of writer’s block meditation.

  • omitted

    So there’s a music festival in my home town this weekend, but no hope for you of pictures of me partying hard since I’m too poor to buy a ticket! Wait, that’s no reason to be proud…

  • Sully

    You can always party hard at home like I do. It’s 10:56 in the a.m. here and I’m currently downing sweet tea and M&M’s.

    Pound Sign: YOLO

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Down By The Laituri? Meidän festivaali? … Täydenkuun tanssit?

  • omitted

    Keep guessing…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    It’s alright. The creativity you share with us here eveyday is impressive within itself.

  • tOmy`

    Show me the lineup!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Nice, that’s some pretty good line work. Seven years old, eh?

    I’m hoping to become an artist of some kind too some day.

  • Like Icare

    That’s pretty much the example of quality you should avoid.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Qstock? Pipefest?

  • Like Icare

    She’s Asian cause she lived in Hong Kong. Which was still British back then.

  • omitted

    Yes.

  • Like Icare

    A cripple can’t walk into a bar with them.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    So I don’t have any reason to go anywhere near you then.

  • Sully

    I like to do character sketches in my spare time. I’ve got a corkboard in my writing room that I fill with index cards and doodles. Helps keep me in the world.

  • Like Icare

    That makes us the proverbial mice who play while the cat is away.

    Which is also a decent name for a band.

  • Sully

    I’ll just continue to avoid all of it.

  • omitted

    I’ll give you two guesses how my eyes read that ‘corkboard’.

  • Ogrot

    Peter Dinklage can’t save everything. Just look at Destiny.

  • Ogrot

    Six videos in three weeks! It’s enough new RLM videos to make you wanna GOUGE YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT!

  • Like Icare

    It’s his personal security detail. They are all ex-special forces.
    He calls them his cougards.

  • Mark Bisone

    They can make millions of ’em. Think of all the possibilities – Emo Spock fighting Batman for the Eternity Boots, Supergirl making the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs, Arrow Man shooting arrows at Other Arrow Man. It’s gonna be great!

  • Sully

    I only need one…

    CORK BUTTHOLE!!

  • TapewormBike

    You should stop listening to them. In fact, stop talking as well and kiss me, you fool.

  • TapewormBike

    That’s the peak of Czech Republic, Sněžka. They make shitty panckes up there.

  • Oooh. I actually didn’t know that.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Palpatine

    Yet we don’t have a new Plinkett review.

  • tOmy`

    Woah.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    NO!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Is that the studio session maggit was in the middle of yesterday?

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    It’s coming… It’s being rebooted by Hollywood, but it’s gonna be PG 13 and star Jai Courtney as Plinkett.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Tuesday Palpy Tuesdaaaaay!

  • Palpatine

    There are top men working on it right now.

  • omitted

    *a single tear rolls down my cheek*

  • omitted

    So Jay?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    You on the other hand…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    really? so whats RLM doing?
    Badum-Tish.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    so you want him to cum to you?

  • omitted

    Just FYI: If it seems that it takes me forever to respond to your comments the reason is that FUCKING DISQUS DOESN’T SHOW THEM TO ME!!! FUCK MY LIFE!

  • Palpatine

    Top, men.

  • omitted

    I already tried the other hand! It doesn’t work! *bursts into tears* So lonely…

  • Like Icare

    Cry me a river.

    Where were white and black and other non-asian people in all those kung-fu and ninja movies? Did you hear white etc. etc. people complain?

    They simply made their own.
    Like Miami Connection. Or American Ninja. Or Chuck Norris.
    Or that movie franchise where Thulsa Doom trains Eric Roberts (the voice of Duffy the cat in “A Talking Cat!?!”) and Chris Penn to Tae Kwon Do Koreans.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=kOicvrMjgBw#t=55

  • omitted

    I already proposed a tryst in August when I visit the capital but Facey alerted the proper authorities respectfully declined.

  • Constantin Bartosek

    Destiny?

  • omitted

    I’ll go and have a drink with my friends before they go to enjoy the festival and leave me to cry into my glass.

  • Sully

    Just wait til they release the Pre-Rec expanded universe, Pre-Rec: Tabletop Games.

  • Palpatine

    Disqus is acting retarded for me as well.

  • omitted

    Is it too soon/late to blame Andrew?

  • Sully

    Maybe you can use your tears to wash out that hair dye.

  • Palpatine

    Nah, we don’t hate him anymore.

  • Sully

    Never. Everyone grab a torch and pitchfork. WE’RE HEADIN’ TO AUSTRALIA!!!

  • tOmy`

    Nah, this is how polish malls look like.

  • Like Icare

    On a completely unrelated issue…

    Did you guys notice that Eric Roberts seems to be trying to break some kind of a record?
    He’s been credited (according to imdb) in 74 productions for 2015 alone.
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000616/

    Is he trying to be the only person whose movies will survive the apocalypse?
    A 1000 years from now will his films be the last known artifact of our civilization?
    Will the aliens try to restore humanity in his image?
    Are those his elves?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RTWnMkqb0U

  • Palpatine

    He’s pretty much the male version of Judy Greer.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    you cant bring agricultural implements to australia. we have strict quarantine laws.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    thats it Palpy keep looking into the eye….

  • Andrew Thompson.

    just scroll up and down a bit it refreshes the comments.

  • Domo

    It’s odd, because I’m not having Disqus issues on my phone, but having issues on my comp. Usually it’s the other way around.

  • Sully

    It’ll be interesting to see how many of those “Pre-Production” and “Announced” films ever see the light of day.

  • Sully

    *stroke

  • Like Icare

    Bah. She’s not even close with her measly 100 credits.

    He has 386.

  • Sully

    You live in a police state. You realize that, don’t you?

  • Palpatine

    Last movie I saw her in was Jurassic World, where she played Claire’s not-as-hot sister.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    “It puts the lotion on its skin…”

  • Palpatine

    Your eye can mean only one thing. Illuminati confirmed!

  • Like Icare

    I’d bet he got paid in advance for all of them though.

    He seems like a person who only believes in cash.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=d0C_Dnt7k_0#t=736

  • Sully

    *foreskin

  • Andrew Thompson.

    I was the life model for the dollar bill.

  • Domo

    Is there just an endless supply of lotion around these parts? Why the fuck aren’t you guys sharing?!

  • omitted

    I thought you were the inspiration for the saying ‘queer as a three dollar bill’.

  • Palpatine

    You think you can be more eviler than me?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    our genitals aren’t self lubricating! Chafing is a killer.

  • Sully

    You really don’t want to share. Trust me.

  • omitted

    But the package says ‘for men’…

  • Like Icare

    Isn’t that what General Patton suggested back in world war 2?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvdoLRBudwU

  • Domo

    Omi, if I end up going to Norway in the next year or two, I’l find some excuse to swing by you, and we’ll hang out. Maybe even meet Polar Otter.

  • Domo

    Well, screw this, then. I’m gonna get my Bath & Body Works heavily scented stuff and keep it all to myself!

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • WrongWithYourFace

    That must be the worstly edited trailer I have ever seen.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    It’s been skipping out on some of the comments today, so you’ll have to refresh the whole page.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I thought it was gonna be invasion.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    No but i was the inspiration for YMCA.
    https://youtu.be/CS9OO0S5w2k

    …. Because i was homeless…..

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Those are very common in Lapland.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    If you inform me of the parts you’ll be hanging around, I can watch you from the distance.

  • Like Icare

    It doesn’t even have the giant blue laser firing at the sky.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I know! Some people say that mixing it up now and then does wonders but it does everything the other does, except worse!

  • Sully

    Depends on the studio. All I can say is, thank the lawd for Pay or Play contracts. That being said, advanced payment isn’t uncommon in the industry. When I sell a script, I get an option payment, which I get to keep whether the film is ever produced or not (if not the rights revert back to me after X amount of months). If it is produced, I get even more money. Win/win. Actors aren’t often so lucky. It’s one of the few benefits writers have in the biz.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    You can have AIDSbola on your strawberries if you want. i like our alienphenophobia.

  • Sully

    I’ve never experienced infected produce, but we do have a problem with Japanese fish taking over our waters.
    It’s Pearl Harbor all over again.

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • tOmy`

    I am not sure if you are keeping up with current breaking news, but you should all be aware that Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj (despite being besties) are now having a prolonged Twitter battle that ever Aaron Paul tried to stop by inviting them for a coffee “to talk it through”. In the recent surprising twist of events, Ed Sheeran showed his support for TayTay.

    So I think it is time to pick a side and call to arms. This one is gonna get heavy.

  • Sully

    That is a lot of second unit footage for something that’s meant to attract audiences.

  • tOmy`

    Oh for fuck sake, this just in: Taylor Swift has finally apologized. And as Independent eloquently put it (because they are covering this shit for some reason): “But for some reason Piers Morgan is now involved”

  • Sully

    Prove it.

  • Like Icare

    All that striking pays off eventually.

    But if actors win that one in a million lottery they just might become rich AND famous!
    Oh capitalism… you so funny…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    its the rabbits here. but chemical and biological war should thin them out. or at least make them suffer.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    “I hiked all the way to Sněžka and all I got was this lousy pancake.”

  • Sully

    At least there’ll be no shortage of meat if when the apocalypse strikes.

  • Palpatine

    If Nicki Minaj doesn’t accept her apology, they should mud wrestle to settle it.

  • Like Icare

    It’s one of the more hilarious things about Australia if you think about it. Cause it is a fuckin continent.
    I mean, how are they gonna cover all that space? Put a fence around it?

    FFS there’s even Australians in American Indians now.
    http://arstechnica.com/science/2015/07/studies-find-genetic-signature-of-native-australians-in-the-americas/

  • Sully

    They played sisters in Shyamalan’s The Village also.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Is this about how Nicki Minaj stole TayTay’s dancers or something? Oh, wait. I think that was Katy Perry. Tay sure gets around…

  • tOmy`

    Nicki Minaj apparently tweeted MTV because (despite being nominated in every slut category), her Anaconda video is not being nominated for best fucking thing on the world. Seriously.

    The question of why do I even know these things haunts me as well, no worries.

  • Like Icare

    Is she also not a Jessica Chastain?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipObSiFHpyY

  • Palpatine

    Maybe they’re the same characters.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Ooh! I love street musicians!

  • Sully

    Someone needs to tell Taylor she’s not hot enough to be a bitch.

  • Palpatine

    Can’t we just exile Piers Morgan to a desert island where he has no access to anything?

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • WrongWithYourFace
  • Like Icare

    Bah… I’ll just wait for it to be made into a movie.

  • TapewormBike

    Taylor Swift, Nicki Minaj and Twitter. Yeah, I think that’s the closest you can get without actually saying “I don’t give a fuck”

  • Andrew Thompson.

    but i just settled all my lawsuits…

  • TapewormBike

    Me too. My neck and mouth are sore as hell.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I’d like to GOUGE BOTH OF THEIR FUCKING EYES OUT! THAT’S OUR FUCKNG EYES!! SIX IF AARON PAUL GETS LIPPY! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, AARON PAUL!? WHO ASKED YOU, YOU FUCK!!?! ED SHEERAN?!! SOMEBODY ONCE TRIED TO GET ME TO LISTEN TO THAT COCKSUCKER’S MUSIC AND I SAID “NO WAY! FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING NERD!!”

  • instant relief

    You shall feel mein wrath soon enough!

  • omitted

    Yes. This.

  • tOmy`

    From the slightly cooler news: So, as expected, NASA announced a discovery of Kepler452b, a planet very similar to Earth, that could have a liquid water on the surface. No signs of life.

    #RealNerdz

  • TapewormBike

    It seems to be a Scandinavian thing.

  • instant relief

    Everybody’s talking at me. I don’t hear a word they’re saying.

  • TapewormBike

    But they still make better movies than Adam Sandler.

  • omitted

    While touching yourself, right? RIGHT?!

  • instant relief

    No signs of life on Earth? Yeah, sounds about right.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    No good. Let me know when they find solid water. Not ice. I mean, stone solid. Like rock, but watery. I’ll settle for gaseous, but I won’t be happy about it.

  • instant relief

    And by life you mean your well-oiled rectal vagina, I presume?

  • omitted

    Would all the hot Czechs please shut up.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    ♪ Hatas gonna hate, hate, hate ♪

  • omitted

    What else?

  • TapewormBike

    Oral, man.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Wut? She cain’t get Kanye to make that sh!t realz?
    Racist!

  • instant relief

    Sorry, I should’ve read between the lines.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Depends on the place. If it’s a movie theater or a public restroom, then sure.

  • omitted

    Kneading dough is hard. Not a euphemism! I’m making my own buns for some burgers for tomorrow. And no @domo_konnichiwa:disqus, I still don’t have a cooling rack!

  • Sully

    Both will suffice.

  • TapewormBike

    Speaking of nerditude, does anybody find cosplay as annoying as I do? Excuse me, I have to yell at some punks on my lawn.

  • omitted

    *intelligent

  • tOmy`

    Annoying? No, not so much. I don’t mind it, but I would never cosplay (as long as I wouldn’t have some incredibly cool outfit).

  • TapewormBike

    And to think that we have a large arsenal of atomc bums!

  • TapewormBike

    I am grumpy in that regard. Stop having fun, people!

  • omitted

    I think it’s a question of quality. In principle I’m not against it, just some of the atrocities people commit in it’s name.

  • Sully

    Like ice IV?

  • omitted

    Attaboy!

  • Sully
  • Sully

    No. I have a nephew that cosplays. It’s harmless enough.

  • omitted

    In that department I prefer to be the active participant, thank you very much.

  • TapewormBike

    Eh, I’m turned around on it then.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I would totes rock a Stormtrooper outfit. You know, because I’m autistic like that, and it would bother me if I played a character who’s face was showing and I didn’t look exactly like them.

  • Sully

    *♪ Masturs gonna bate, bate, bate ♪

  • omitted

    I believe children are our future… unless we stop them now!

  • TapewormBike

    I don’t think there’s a manlier thing, than two dudes 69ing.

  • Sully

    He’s not quite a child anymore, so we’re too late.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    no. i love dressing up.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    now i cant stop thinking about zombie rabbits biting my ankles.

  • Palpatine

    It depends on how good the cosplay is.

  • TapewormBike

    Nolan might be overrated, but his movies are among the few that make me excited. And no project listed after Interstellar? Has anybody called Chris and told him that I worry?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    There are degrees.
    When it comes to Furries, I can’t allow it.

  • Sully
  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I resemble that remark. So. Many. Fat. Batmen.

  • TapewormBike

    Strangely enough, that’s the only time I do. It used to be way harder to indulge my scat wolf crossdresser fetish.

  • Sully

    Of all the scat, in all the world, you chose wolf.

  • Sully
  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Defuck?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    That’s actually a pretty good chin for a Batman, which is the first thing I’m paying attention to, because I’m autistic like that.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    ♫ John Mayer’s gonna yer, ye, yer ♫
    I know that’s the second time I’ve used that joke, but dammit, nobody upvoted it the last time, and that hurt my feeling.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He’s probably tired out from that movie. Can you imagine being the person being the camera on that thing?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Can I get in on this action? Omitted, no jokes.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Haven’t you seen the music video where she awkwardly pretends to be an anorexic, badass action chic? Well, she’s not pretending the anorexic part.

    http://media.giphy.com/media/26BkMtYqydOlnlWNi/giphy.gif

  • Sully

    If the first time hurt, then this is really gonna sting.

    Pound Sign: PaConfirmedForPunishmentGlutton

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I cosplay sometimes but only as weird things. I did Tommy Wiseau once. All I did was wear a shitty wig, a tux, and toss a football around.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So this movie is hated by everyone, even people who haven’t seen it, one of the biggest bombs ever, and yet this has a 7.2 on IMDB

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1520498/

  • Sully

    Hard to hate something I’ve never heard of before this very moment… but I still hate it.

  • instant relief

    I read a couple of month ago that he and his brother started working on a script for his next project.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Goobie, zoozie, and toofie sound like the wordless gurgles my niece would make as a baby when she wanted us to know she crapped her pants.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Oh, yay. Can’t wait.

  • Sully

    “Hard”
    “Buns”
    “Rack”

    No euphemisms? You must really be depressed about your hair.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    This should be at the Manhole

  • omitted

    Jokes? What jokes? People just keep making the most grievous spelling errors.

  • TapewormBike

    Good, Jonathan Nolan is one of the main things that work the best about his movies.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I deeply wish he would go back into making films like Memento&The Prestige.I think his blockbusters have been going on a steady drop in quality since TDK.Doesn’t mean they’re bad but I wish to see once again something that will be focused solely on the story and nothing else. Interstellar was all over the place.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    5. Magical. Balloons.

  • Palpatine

    Bad kids movies are some of the worst kinds of bad movies.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I made it clear. Not like ice. Technically, ice is not solid.
    The science backs me up.

  • Sully

    Yeah, they just finished working on it, but nothing through the grapevine as to what it’s about. Guess we’ll have to wait and see.
    I’m guessing Michael Caine will be involved.

  • Sully

    Ice IV uses a different molecular makeup and can be compressed into a solid.

  • omitted

    You could say I’m pretty bummed out.
    *slide whistle*

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Oh. My bad. I thought you were referring to the sequel to Ice III. You know, the one that was kind of a hard reboot that expected us to disregard the events of Ice II.

  • Sully

    Maybe if it were approached as a horror film…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh5pKGG9q6o

  • omitted

    *to the death

  • Sully
  • tOmy`

    Michael Jackson wanted to play Jar Jar Binks in ‘Star Wars’
    Actor Ahmed Best reveals that Jacko nearly starred in ‘Star Wars Episode I’

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He’ll probably end up like Betty and Linda before the movie starts production.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    But it is one. Just look at the poster

  • Sully

    Take one of these and call me in the morning…

    https://media.giphy.com/media/rQOBm8m1Mzxhm/giphy.gif

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    My list just keeps getting longer and longer.

  • omitted

    In porn it sure looks cool, but I find the act itself terribly distracting. Either you forget the tasty meatsicle in front of you or you try to ignore what the other guy is doing to you. Anyways I like to concentrate on the things I’m doing and do them good.

  • Palpatine

    That would’ve been, better?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Why not the artist formerly known as Prince?

  • omitted

    There’s no way I could swallow him whole!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I’ve never seen a video of anything of Taylor Swift. I’m not even sure I know what Nicki Minaj looks like.

  • Sully
  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Racist!

  • Sully

    Goddamnit, you’re gonna try!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Racist! And Height-ist!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    She looks like ass.

  • omitted

    Just yesterday I watched some special features on the Interstellar Bluray. Jonathan is hawt.

  • Sully

    I didn’t name him. Besides… in perfect diva fashion, he refers to himself in the 3rd person.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp6v_ZP8nww

  • omitted

    This gave me the chills…

    https://youtu.be/n-7K_OjsDCQ

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    “Murray” Povich, a true Samaritan, “All you (stupid bitches) are gonna go backstage and spend some time with Cocks to get over your debillytatins.”

    Racist! Obviously.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Wizard Phoenix

    Except for Cool Cat.

  • Palpatine

    Cool Cat loves you!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Oh, them silly women and the their phobias.

  • Sully

    I like The Hunger Games films. I haven’t read the books, but I can appreciate the films for being as close to a spec script franchise as we’re going to get in this present entertainment climate; decent story, solid acting, takes the subject matter seriously, not too preachy for what it is.
    I just wish the series would push the envelope a little more.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I only seen the first one.I still can’t believe Mick&Jake endorsed it. Maybe it gets better later on but the first one to me is the epitomy of mediocrity.

  • omitted

    I’ve read the books and I appreciate them making this kind of awesome from the shitfest that Mockingjay was.

  • TheManHole

    “Personally, I would slap George’s hands away from the editing desk, give him a colouring book, then remake the prequel trilogy so that Darth Vader uses the Force to win break dancing competitions and chokes to
    death anyone who utters the word midichlorians”

  • Palpatine

    Who said that?

  • Malevolence

    When will Mike and Jay tell Rich that he’s their love child? I’m amazed he hadn’t looked in the mirror yet and noticed the similarities

  • omitted

    The first one had it’s problems (can anyone say shaky cam), but they improved on almost everything in the second installment.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    You’re only saying that because Rich has a beard now.

  • Palpatine

    Roch’s face is too round.

  • TheManHole

    I’d buy that sex tape!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    What about PSH performance in the latter films? the dude is my favorite actor ever and I’d been curious what he contributed to this series.

  • Domo

    Done. But I upgraded from Bath & Body Works.

    http://i.imgur.com/5kybGlq.jpg

  • Jonah Falcon

    ALMOST as good as “FUCK YOU, IT’S JANUARY!”

  • TheManHole

    Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw he does game reviews on a website called the escapist that quot is from the ending of his Force Unleashed review.

  • Sully

    The scope of the story increases quite a bit, and it becomes more interesting once they start delving into the aftermath consequences of the first film.
    For me the biggest issue stems from the series feeling very small for what it is. It’s one of those instances when bigger would’ve been better. For a movie about someone saving the nation/world, we never really get a clear view of what it is she’s saving. Just glimpses and some sparse details via exposition are all we’re ever given.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Dere he iz!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    For a dollar.

  • Domo

    Have you tried a blue toner? You would only leave it in for less than a few minutes, and only where it’s orange, but it will at least neutralize the orange. Then, once that’s all clear, you can bleach it a little to get the lift you want.

  • instant relief

    Don’t be so cheap.

  • Domo

    I like that Josh Hutcherson was in Mr. Plinkett’s Cop Dog review. He was on the cover of his movie Firehouse Dog.

  • Sully

    Oh, I thought I was going to get to see you applying it liberally to your–

    http://i.imgur.com/ROUK1rF.png

  • It gets a “F*uck you, it’s January” seal of approval!

  • Sully
  • omitted

    There is one thing you need to know about me: when something doesn’t go the way I want it to I swear never to do it again. From this point on hair dyes for home use are dead to me.

  • I thought Mike is Jack’s and Rich’s son. https://youtu.be/KP-6ewtJcdk?t=25s

  • Domo

    Ohhhhhhh.

    Hey. I have a coloring book with a fox in it. I’m gonna color it . What color fox you want it to be? There’s so many colors to choose from!

  • Domo

    Have you considered going to a hair school and trying to get it fixed? They’re usually pretty damn cheap and there’s always a teacher to make sure it comes out okay.

  • Malevolence

    That beard is genetically triggered when he saw his mom grow a beard

  • What the fuck? Did they dig out Philip Seymour Hoffman’s dead body?

    Also: What the fuck are Ripley and the Newborn doing there?

  • It wasn’t THAT terrible. Plus, it had interesting visuals, the outrageous outfits and the whole reality show format made it worth watching. It kind of felt like Running Man with less schlock (sadly).

  • omitted

    The Hoff had filmed almost all of his scenes for both parts before he died.

  • omitted

    He’s great in Catching Fire imho, a bit underutilized in Mockingjay, mostly for obvious reasons.

  • Sully
  • omitted

    I like that Josh Hutcherson agreed to be my bitch until Jay cums around.

  • instant relief

    Excusez moi?

  • Sully

    Nothing too specific. Maybe apricot with marigold highlights. Just a little mocha on the tips of the ears and around the eyes. And perhaps a little daffodil or blonde under the chin and inside the ears. Oh, and amber eyes.

  • Palpatine

    What is that from?

  • Sully
  • instant relief

    Damn, that looks so official. It has officially given me a boner.

  • Sully

    Me, too, and I made the damn thing.

  • instant relief

    You’re so god damn talented. I would shake your hand if I wasn’t masturbating to the seal right now.

  • Sully

    You use two hands to masturbate, too?

  • Zancrow

    The clip with the Asian girl made me cringe.
    Why are people applauding? Because she asked about Asians?

    HOW BRAVE!

  • It gets a “Fuck you, it’s January” mark of quality.

  • He doesn’t have hands or opposable thumbs. He’s a fox which only makes it more amazing.

  • Sully

    [see response to Palpy]

  • instant relief

    I, for one, welcome our new furry overlords.

  • Lionel Richie?

  • Sully

    Was his character killed in Part One? I don’t recall. If not, I wonder how they’ll address his passing in Part Two.

  • Buk Pravon

    If you use two hands you will find it faster.

  • Palpatine

    She makes the Tiananmen Square Tank Man look like a pussy in comparison!

  • instant relief

    Oh, am I not good enough anymore for a real answer? Only the guy that communicates to everyone via hologram is worth your attention? Das german people will never forget this atrocity.

  • Sully
  • Fuck Me I’m January

    You shall never surpass January.

  • Sully

    It’s not too hard to find. It typically loiters at the same watering hole.

  • Sully

    I could’ve pasted a redundant link, but I thought enough of you to type a personalized “see” comment.

  • TapewormBike

    crotch grab

  • TapewormBike

    Irony!

  • infernocanuck

    I kinda have no idea where the actual movies start and the joke movies begin….

  • omitted

    Oh, hi Mark!

  • instant relief

    Yes, thank you. I was in full on diva mode. 🙁

  • SeanLM
  • instant relief

    You’re tearing me apart, omitted.

  • omitted

    They’re all joke movies! And the price of admission you pay to see them is the punchline!

  • Sully

    Punchlines are traditionally funny though.

  • TheManHole

    Spoiler alert they are all a joke.

  • Buk Pravon

    #leprosyshaming

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Return to December
    Do not pass January.
    Do not collect $200.

  • Sully

    You can’t say anything about a leper without them fall to pieces on you.

  • SeanLM

    I’m pretty sure Aquaman isn’t a real movie. How could a character who sucks so badly get a $200 million dollar movie? I bet they’d also cast some muscle man who can’t act to fool us into thinking Aquaman is something other than this:
    http://images.uncyclomedia.co/uncyclopedia/en/4/4e/Aquaman_milk.jpg

  • TheManHole

    Well good news its a suppository. 😉

  • tOmy`
  • Sully

    Long time, no see.

  • Sully

    Asian people make you cringe?

    RACIST!!!

  • The Ghost

    I showed this to a friend of mine and his question after watching it was “Wait, they’re making six more Avengers movies?”

    The fact that he had to ask. The fact that he had to ask.

  • Today was a good day. I sweat like a pig inside the recording studio, finished recording my last guitar parts and met with the lady I’m really fond of.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    There’s like five asian people in Episode VII. That asian lady is a racist.

  • omitted

    It’s the gritty reboot of a punchline. Get with the times, silver fox!

  • Palpatine

    And then you woke up from your dream.

  • OH MY GOD! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE!?

  • omitted

    My body is ready.

  • Cold and hard.

  • Just like your empire, Palpy.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    “nothing can stop me now”

  • Well, I can always die on the way to my home planet.

  • omitted

    I told you to stretch beforehand.

  • Stroke it up and down.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Speaking of NERD TALK what is close to or the newest Batman & Robin to a film franchise?

  • #Fun fact: one of our songs lasts 9 minutes 11 seconds. Oh boy…

  • omitted

    Do they have to? To my understanding they got enough of his material filmed to keep the character in play as intended with only some shuffling around.

  • omitted

    Not if I kill myself before that!

  • tOmy`

    Is there gonna be a radio edit?

  • Yep. And the video will consist solely of 9/11 footage.

  • SeanLM

    Was it an inside (the studio) job?

  • Tuesday.

  • SeanLM

    This is why real directors shouldn’t go to comic-con. Filmmakers have to condescend to an audience filled with delicate snowflakes that have some ax to grind. Can you imagine Kubrick taking that question?

  • omitted

    Lady?! Can’t you heteros stop declaring your dirty perversions every chance you get? Jeebus Chrissy!

  • Who says she has a vagoogoo, huh, Omi?

  • #Fun Fact: The Jebus joke in The Simpsons had to be changed in Polish because ‘Jebus’ would mean something akin to ‘Fucker’.

  • omitted

    Oooooohhhh…
    Then I guess I’ll allow it.

  • SeanLM

    Mamoa makes Arnold look like Sir Lawrence Olivier.

  • SeanLM

    ASM 2
    Terminator: Genysiys

  • omitted

    At your service, milady.

  • omitted

    So you’re saying you can meet people and not have sex with them? Oh you silly mundanes!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    “What? Which one am I, the short one or the drunk one? I’m neither, I’m their son!”

  • ArtCarnosaur

    Isn’t there some hack fraud franchise movie called Space Cop coming out soon? I heard it’s been in development hell for years and the budget ballooned out of control, but the effects in the trailer aren’t very impressive.

  • Sully

    To be fair, Sony was planning on making a 3rd installment until Marvel/Disney came along with their bigger, better deal, and Sony couldn’t refuse a chance to get in on the official Marvel CU.

  • You can always masturbate afterwards. That’s what I do, anyway.

  • goodpenisbadpenis

    Man these guys are funny. I give them 5 penises out of 5!

  • Hm… I don’t think I’ve seen Das Foot. Wait, no I have. I think I want to forget it all again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbbWpg7L9_8

  • instant relief

    At least lube me up, you monster.

  • instant relief

    Do you have any spare penisia left for me?

  • Gavin Callaghan

    Asian movies need more Caucasians. So do African movies.

  • instant relief

    Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein!

  • instant relief

    I heard it is gonna be the first part of the first part of a trilogy of trilogies all establishing the greater Space Cop expanded universe.

  • Peni?

  • Like Icare

    Hehe… I get that.

    Back in the day… I remember reading some French SciFi book about time-travel, written around the time of WW2.
    In it the future language of humanity is described as being a mix of various languages out of which Slavic languages were particularly popular for cursing.

    That’s before a great war or some other catastrophe came about and humans decided to live in harmony with nature – i.e. like ants.

  • instant relief

    Penisys

  • Like Icare

    Twisting it like M. Night Stoklasaman.

  • Like Icare

    So much attention is given to hearts and kidneys of cadaver donors… nobody talks about all those donated penises out there.

    I think that we need to work on raising the awareness about penis donations.

  • Palpatine

    Don’t you mean the Master Race?

  • LameSame

    So this is how cinema dies… with thunderous applause.

    SEE WHAT I DID? I referenced ONE shit movie whilst observing the current, endless flow of cinematic diarrhea that will over-saturate and hopefully kill Hollywood!

    BECAUSE I’M SO… FUCKING CLEVER!!!

  • Sully

    You can’t spell Caucasian without Asian, so…

  • LameSame

    True. But you also can’t say Caucasian without saying cooooock…

  • Sully
  • Sully

    Omitted, you’ve been summoned.

  • Sully

    HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA… Hollywood? Die? Have you seen the billions being made by the industry? Open up for the airplane, Same. Here comes another serving of shit! This time with corn!