Mr. Plinkett’s Transformers: The Last Knight Review

June 26, 2017235 Comments

It’s finally here! Mr. Plinkett reviews the latest and most terrible Transformers movie of all!!!

Filed in: Plinkett Reviews

  • I’m not clicking that. You’ve hurt me too many times RLM.

  • lol you assholes

  • Niels McAwesome

    What?!? Where are the Canadians?

  • Fer Ribero

    JAJAJAJA!! youu mother fuuucc… Love you guys!!

  • nametaken

    fast forwards.
    yep black frames, same joke as before.

  • Misthiocracy

    Next up: Best Of The Worst!

  • Anthony P. Squal

    I refuse to click on this. hacks.

  • Misthiocracy

    Ah, but this time there’s audio with the blackness.

  • maddog

    DAMN YOU PLINKETTTTTTT!!!

  • Misthiocracy

    RLM is why I have trust issues.

  • Mace Dindu

    At least I wasn’t fooled this time.

  • Typical

    The mad men.

  • John Reynolds

    The most disappointing thing since my son… How is Pre Rec gonna get in on this??? Bye!

  • This took 12 years to make.

  • The Ghost of Buckshot Jones

    For me, personally, a true return to form for plinkett reviews. I love it.

  • MrTickles

    STOP RELEASING THIS CRAP YOU WORTHLESS HACKS AND MAKE MORE PLINKETT REVIEWS

  • RedLetterMediumsDotCorn

    LOVING THIS

  • The Ghost of Buckshot Jones

    Gamestation 2.0 is next.

  • Marc Greene

    Thank God this one at least didn’t have the Canadians in it…

  • Brandon Heim

    But didn’t you already?

  • The Ghost of Buckshot Jones

    Watch until the end.

  • Marc Greene

    Is it possible to do a BOTW using only Transformer movies?

  • Steven Gibbs

    Only real fans listened through the 58 minutes of black screen to find the secret message. 🙂 RLM <3

  • RedLetterMediumsDotCorn

    But more than that, I like seeing shitasses getting upset over it. Your YT fan base is FUCKED.

  • The Ghost of Buckshot Jones

    Only if they crush a first run VHS with the swear word in it.

  • Mr Braithwaite

    Then Scientist Man…

  • Richard Vaughan

    All we need now is a Best of the Worst Transformers review and the circle will be complete.

  • gavin

    Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away .

  • RLMkeepitup

    well you’re not mace dodo

  • RLMkeepitup

    they ran all outta tums

  • Andrew Carter

    Just like the trailer for this and countless other movies (I’m looking at YOU – “The House”), I don’t need to watch this video in order to judge it as unwatchable trash. Sorry, guys.

  • John Reynolds

    Next up, Wheel of the Worst where they’re all Transmorphers movies…

  • John Reynolds

    Why the hell don’t the Go-Bots get any love… WTF?!?

  • nametaken

    Hasbro bought them, they are now one of the same with the Transformers.

  • Robotpals

    Again?

  • RLMkeepitup

    any favorite moments from the transformer series? I remember the transformer balls scene but there’s so many others

  • nametaken

    that one time the guy turned into a car.

  • Boldizar

    I CLAPPED WHEN I CLAPPED!

  • James Gandy

    I don’t get it. Mr. Plinkett talks for two minutes then drinks Zima in the dark for another fifty-seven!?!?! How is that funny?!?!?

  • Donavon Bray

    I sense a plot to destroy the Transformers.

  • Rick_Berman

    So since you are ironically forcing the joke it’s funny again, right? Yeah i know fuck me.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Only 2 more to go until they’ve made their point.

  • Dookiemcdu

    Really guys? I was having a really bad day and was thrilled at the thought of a new plinkett review. Way to get my hopes up. Mother Fucker!

  • RLM tricked us all again.
    I am filled with both frustration and respect.

  • Strelnikov

    They had a Go-Bots movie with the Rock Lords in 1986.

    What more do you want?

  • frankelee

    I was really worried Pre-Rec was going to get worked into this gag somehow.

  • Dustin Bainbridge

    Honestly, I liked it better with the Canadians…..but we still need a Previously Recorded of it.

  • LameSame

    This is regoddamndiculous

  • Joe Syxpac

    Hmmm…

    If you play it at 2x speed you can almost make out what he’s saying.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Go-Bots and droids get love every night in Rich’s room.

  • Hugh Powers

    This is why I love RLM. If you don’t like it go watch PewDiePie. Oi!

  • Timothy J Greeley

    how did I fall for the same trick twice…

  • RiverDevil

    Why isn’t this listed on the Plinkett review page yet?

  • epobirs

    The Revolution #9 of Plinkett reviews.

  • Rick Sanchez

    hes back!

  • peterablex

    “Works of art, painted black, magniloquent, bleeding dark” – J. Walker

  • DRP103

    Trashformers(TM)

  • ObeyMyBrain

    No one’s even mentioned The Nerd Crew yet.

  • Farwin

    Endless™ Trash™formers™

  • doctorr

    Don’t ever stop doing these.

  • Cakefarts

    Pootie don’t need no words – he don’t need no music!

  • CJ Croberto

    This really shuffles my slacks

  • Steven Gibbs

    They keep putting out these transformers reviews and you all keep watching them and complaining about them. HEY ITS JUST LIKE TRANSFORMERS MOVIES!

  • Derrick Cryderman

    Finally, a series that these retarded chimpanzees put out that I can appreciate.

  • azicat

    This is art.

  • Ret Marut

    Come to think of it, five years on and I still haven’t received my pizza rolls.

  • Jonathan Grover

    I came home and saw this after a long, hard day and was really happy. I love Plinkett reviews. I’ve been watching for years and I always look forward to them. And now I’m really, really, disappointed, and kind of sad. I hope it was worth the joke. I’m genuinely sad right now. Oh well.

  • Jonathan Grover

    I came home and saw this after a long, hard day and was really happy. I love Plinkett reviews. I’ve been watching for years and I always look forward to them. And now I’m really, really, disappointed, and kind of sad. I hope it was worth the joke. I’m genuinely sad right now. Oh well.

  • Meatus

    Fool me once, shame on you.

    Fool me twice, goddamn I’m a fucking retard.

  • Jan Rusman

    I was so desperate to squeeze out every bit of RLM from this that I sped it up and then high pass-filtered out the robotech sounds in order to hear Plinkett… Thanks Jay.

  • Bubs

    You know what’s better than a joke that isn’t funny? Hearing the same joke a second time, and then a third time, and a likely fourth and fifth time. *cocks shotgun*

  • Xor

    What is it with Ricks

  • Thanatos

    Click start.
    Hover over 11:19 – yep, black screen.
    I wonder how short it is.

    Move mouse left across bar
    Only 30 seconds? Sounds about right.

  • Xor

    no

  • Thanatos

    Well, in good news, people have finally stopped going to see this trash, box office draws in a week where it’s basically unchallenged are almost as low as the first movie.

    Thank god, the nightmare may be over.

  • Dustin Scarsdale

    Mike and Jay….

    Just review it…you’re wasting all this time and energy for nothing….

    You could’ve done two reviews by now.

  • Michael

    Well, at least we didn’t have to hear him drone on about ring theory for an hour before he gets to the movie.

  • Papa Figo

    At least he kept the transformer’s noise through it all, but I don’t think the black screen add anything to the joke. Although… It is good to show contempt for your audience.

  • Knight_ldr

    I expect 2 more of these, 1 in Re-View and 1 in Pre-Rec.

    Just to make it 4 pointless, repetitive, needless sequels to a dead idea, just like the movies XD

  • Papa Figo

    I need a live action version of that. With actors in rubber costumes as robots, Gojira’s old school style.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    OK, that was kinda funny.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    But please tell me how voting in the United States is an entirely different matter.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Derp de derp Electoral College derp de derp Rob Schneider, etc.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    This is my cousin Darryl and my other cousin Darryl.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    It’s like poetry. It rhymes.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    The Revolution will be Plinkenated.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Are you old enough to vote in elections?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Every black screen is so dense …

  • Strelnikov

    I don’t think anybody gave a toss about the Rock Lords when they were in stores – they were robots that transformed into rocks. Had to be the goofiest transforming toy idea ever.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    — Jared Kushner

  • Copaco Kid

    There are secret messages in the audio track but I’m not posting them here! D/L and analyze them for yourself.

  • Troicinet

    At first I thought I was wasting my time listening to this mashup of preview materials, but then it got to the part where Michael Bay explains how he shot “Transformers: The Last Knight” in IMAX 3D (He’s “a strong believer in protecting the cinema experience”), which I had been wanting to listen to at 1/5th speed anyway, so Mr. Plinkett saved me some time in the end.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    This is RLM’s version of Lou Reed’s “Metal Machine Music.”

  • Turock

    I’m gonna turn my ad-block on for this site if this is some hack-fraud shite.

  • Turock

    You know, I asked Michael Bay something, he said it’s good to show contempt for your audience… Fucking hack frauds.

  • JonahFalcon

    I’m waiting for the 90 page rebuttal from a diehard Transformers fan.

  • q_q

  • Chowderbatter

    An analogy.

    A dog ate some paperclips.

    Then threw them up.

    Somewhere in the distance a car alarm sounds.

    Transformers.

    The end.

  • Chowderbatter

    Also, somewhere a Chinese person watches it at a KFC on a smartphone with the volume turned all the way up and no fucking headphones.

  • Papa Figo

    You clearly never sent one flying at a classmate using a slingshot.

  • I notified a fellow Plinkett fan of the new review, then smoked some really good dank before sitting down to watch this.

    Ugh. This review was the most disappointing thing since Phantom Menace.

  • MichaelKz

    Such a person won’t be found here. Perhaps a crybaby on YouTube, or if these here videos get some public exposure, a crybaby blogger.

  • Galactic Shawn

    How many of these fucking Transformer reviews are they gonna…. ohhhh I get it now

  • Chowderbatter

    I don’t think you’re getting it.

    They’ve already reviewed it. Many, many, many, many times.

  • Kawaii as Fuck

    How long are you going to keep this up?

  • wqwertyb

    I’m going to explain as succinctly as I can why this is lazy. I want to watch transformers reviews for entertainment value not to make an informed decision on whether or not I should watch it. Far as I can tell, thats the whole point behind best of the worst, or at least a part of it. Some people are deriving pleasure from others being annoyed about the fact that these arent real reviews and just blank screens. So, it seems that RLM are, by now, well aware that they are annoying a portion of their audience and getting pleasure (as they’re still putting this stuff out) from some of their viewers making fun of others. Yeah, I’m part of the latter crowd because I want something entertaining to entertain me at the end of the day. You know whats hard? Making a 5th transformers review entertaining and informative (like that review of the one adam sandler movie you did in two parts many years ago). You know what isn’t? Whatever this is.

  • Farwin

    Oh wow I finally found the easter eggs in the audio track.

  • Farwin

    This was even longer than their Transformers 4 review.

    I really don’t understand what people are complaining about.

  • Strelnikov

    But a real rock has better heft….. though if you missed and the Rock Lord hit a wall, the sound of it shattering into a million bits had to be really dramatic.

  • Spoiled Ants

    Although that’s good news, I think we still have a long way ahead of us. They are starting a Bumblebee spin-off, so the ball for the Transformers Cinematic Universe might already be in motion.

  • Spoiled Ants

    Never watched one of those cancer-inducing films, but I saw enough footage from reviews, so I’d pick the one where TJ Miller gets sadistically killed, it’s probably the only satisfactory image this franchise ever produced.

  • Spoiled Ants

    Life is not about what you want, but what you need.
    And right now the prescription for some RLM fans is a 57 minutes black screen to ponder their existence, their loved ones and what they have done with their lives if they get upset like a toddler for not getting enough entertainment.

  • SamWongBal

    lately it feels like RLM are deliberately flipping the bird at Plinkett fans

  • This is why I don’t give you guys money.

  • Jere Hagen

    Love you guys, but this joke was marginally funny the first time. Now, you are double-dipping…?

    Even if you are trolling viewers; it’s a sad attempt.

  • bastardjackyll

    This might be the first Plinkett video where the comments are more entertaining than the video.

  • Andy James

    Triple dipping, technically.

  • Dustin Scarsdale

    No I get it…But that’s the problem. In their efforts to convey a hidden message they’re also wasting their time because they could have conveyed it in one simple goddam review.

  • Urdus

    WANT. Not need. I don’t need entertaiment, Spoiled Ants. If there is one thing you should know about me, Spoiled Ants is that I don’t need anything. I want. And I want that entertainment.

  • andychrist

    gets funnier with every pissed off comment ,,,,,

  • Brett Burrett

    You can tell they put alot of effort into sound production but there’s not much else to it. I think poor old mister Plinkett must have fallen asleep…

  • Brett Burrett

    Yes Soiled Pants, you deserve to know.

  • Yeah to be fair the robot sounds have always been very well produced. They just unfortunately use that finesse to fuel complete schlock – and they’ve been doing it for 5 movies so it’s pretty underwhelming by this point.

  • Well the sad/funny thing to me is that it’s working really well on other people, and that’s probably why there’s been three of these in a row.

  • Brian Levine

    Hey son…joke’s over.

  • Brian Levine

    Someobody’s light just when on.

  • Brian Levine

    Two more times.

  • Spoiled Ants

    Finally someone gets it. I’ve waited long enough.

  • Spoiled Ants

    Garmonbozia is not made out of RLM content, BOB!

  • Spoiled Ants

    Until January.

  • richardwicks

    Look, if you’re going to have an hour of blackness, you need to hide some easter egg somewhere in there. What I suggest is some clever jokes randomly inserted, accompanied by a black screen.

    But having said that, do that a year from now. 3 times in a row is a bit much. The first thing I did when I saw this video was skip ahead to 30 minutes to verify what I expected, a blank screen.

  • glantman

    Looking forward to your Previously Recorded review of Transformers 5 “The Last Knight”!!! Keep up the good work!!!

  • Robert Mastin

    It’s not funny if we expect it. I don’t think anyone legitimately expects a review after the last two videos.

  • Brian Levine

    Think hard and figure it out. The truth is out there.

  • Brian Levine

    Followed by a special 5 movie Best of the Worst Transformers Extravaganza!

  • HomerBrannon1

    Mr. Plinkett sat through three Star Was prequel and a shitty Indiana Jones film and still couldn’t stomach Transformers.

  • Mugato

    ..

  • frankelee

    Always show your contempt for the audience.

  • frankelee

    Toddlers can’t load a shotgun you silly dilly!

  • Chowderbatter

    Admittedly, it is difficult buzzing around this flower looking for some fresh and sweet, sweet RLM nectar only to find a couple of joke videos, but I’ll persevere.

    Say, isn’t it about time for an episode of Did Red Letter Media Invent Transformers?

  • Chowderbatter

    The entire series could have been made unboring simply by replacing the O with an A.

    Transfarmers.

    The everyday life and times of transgender farmers.

  • Chowderbatter

    Transfarmers: Hey, That Corn Looks Like a Penis. No, it Looks Like a Vagina.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Works for every political campaign. Voters are dumb sheep anyway.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Leave Dubya alone. He’s a charming patrician dingbat. We need to leave that cell in the Hague free for Trump’s treason trial.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    “I’ve seen the Exorcist 67 times and it KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY TIME I SEE IT!!!!”

  • Pop Culture Reference

    This is the Triple Lindy of trolling.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Rich will just spend it on (needed) drugs and Wizard will waste all the money on aspect ratios and color temperature.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    (singing): You can’t always get what you want, etc.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    After 4 hours, please consult a physician.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    This was the most disappointing Plinkett review since Plinkett’s son.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Is he eating a Double Down?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Or the Bearded Dude from the Ideas Network will yammer on about Transformers and their relevance to Michel Foucault’s dialect of biopolitics in a post-truth America.

    At that point, I put the gun in the mouth and pull the trigger.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    The BumbeBee Movie, starring Jerry Seinfeld as BumbleBee.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I prefer Epic Rap Battles in History.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Still better than the Nostalgia Critic’s random shouting and feigned outrage.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I thought Netflix already had a series about that?

  • richardwicks

    Leave Dubya alone. He’s a charming patrician dingbat. We need to leave that cell in the Hague free for Trump’s treason trial.

    Trump’s??

    Oh, you’re one of those nitwits that thinks it’s entirely OK for Obama to spend 8 years bombing 7 nations that did absolutely nothing to the United States, create a bunch of refugees that then flood both Europe and the Americas creating massive problems of integration – but when Trump places a temporary immigration ban on 5 of those nations, you protest.

    Right?

    Fine to fucking kill them, blow up their families, burn down their houses, and make them flee their country, but don’t for a SECOND consider why some of them might be showing up – like for, absolutely justifiable revenge.

    Hey, Trump ain’t perfect by any measure, but he’s not the Butcher of Libya – that’s reserved for that walking diaper, Hillary Clinton.

    Oh, and congratulations on President Uncle Tom’s Peace Prize. Also, I expect that Hope and Change meant a little more than transgendered bathrooms and gay marriage – his astounding legacy of nobody really ever gave a shit except religious retards.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Your stand-up comedy routine needs work. Make it less abrasive and accusatory.

  • DemosthenesVW

    Okay, Kathy Griffin.

  • richardwicks

    I’m not doing a routine. I can see you’re typically ignorant based on your complete lack of substance in your response.

    Obama, President Uncle Tom that is, is as much as a piece of garbage Neocon murderer, war criminal, mass murderer, as George W. Bush was.

    The United States has been controlled by UTTER GARBAGE for 16 years. A bag of dog shit is an improvement over that, and Clinton isn’t even at the level of dog shit. That fucking cunt is responsible for the current refugee influx in Europe and the ongoing civil war in Libya.

    I wish you stupid mother fuckers would make use of the Internet for more than jerking off, and showing how you don’t make any use of the Internet for anything useful.

    You stupid, ignorant, lazy mother fuckers, have allowed this nation to be controlled by literal fascists for 16 years, because you’re too lazy to fucking know anything. Here’s a suggestion for you, you moron, stop talking about politics because you know nothing about it, and certainly don’t get involved with voting or spreading your stupid, juvenile ideas.

    I see you’re not taking any issue with anything I’ve said, this means you’re a dumb fucking asshole with no principles. If you don’t have any goddamn principles, and you just blindly support a party which you know NOTHING about, stop being part of the process. It’s you dumb fucks that have allowed this to happen. Get out. Let adults make the decisions, not you goddamned stupid children.

  • Bi Al

    Oh look, a fucking idiot in the comments section! How novel. You need to work on your trolling Mr. Wicks.

  • Retrograde

    Poorly done.

  • DanteSuckfest202

    If you really wanted to mess with us, you should have looped the 30 seconds of video from the beginning for the full run time and dropped in a few classic Plinkett stills every so often. That way, when people tried to outsmart you by seeing if the screen is black halfway through, you might have still tricked them.

    I would have preferred to have been tricked (though I recognize that is not the full purpose of these videos and not necessarily the point you are making here) because it would have elevated the humor. A big part of jokes is surprise. Unless it isn’t.

    And yes, I did find this funny. Though I’ll be honest: I am looking forward to the “real” video you will post after the obligatory next two sequels.

  • RLMkeepitup

    i think he made some predictions for this based on previous tranny films he’d seen.. Mike n’ Jay already done somethin like that for Jack and Jill though.

  • Whiskey Jack: Lord of Pith

    “Weird Chinese milk product placement… check.”

  • Brett Burrett

    They’re expressing how they feel about about this movie. I’m cool with that. You know what’s hard? Watching the miserable pile of shit that is Transformers 5. You know what’s easy? Phoning that drivel in.

  • Papa Figo

    — Peaches?

  • Spaniard

    well, it’s a better Plinkett review than The Phantom Menace because it’s darker, and because this review is darker, that means it’s more important.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    It’s darker because the lights are off.

  • MutePrint

    I respectfully disagree with Mr. Plinkett, I thought King Arthur living on Pangea Island and a drunk Merlin giving life to the Transfarmers gave the plot a bit of whimsy and made me giggle like a little girl all the way to it’s brilliant conclusion.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I liked the conclusion, especially when Optimus Prime found the treasure in Santa Rosita under the big W.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    It’s a piece of tshi, which is Chinese for the cooking of the duck meat.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Rock Lord beats Edgelord.

  • MutePrint

    It’s a mad world when Dreamworks could be mistaken for Warner Brothers!

  • Duckler

    The Chinamen are not the issue here. Oh wait, actually they are..

  • Duckler

    I’m sure the DudeBros will be onboard

  • RLMkeepitup

    but thought this movie was made in the USA!

  • John Tarr

    Hopefully this is not foreshadowing the future of RLM.

  • charlesjwalker

    Anyone else notice the “subliminal” audio under all the noise? Speed it up to hear.

    (It’s not actually worth listening to, but made me laugh that it’s there.)

  • Moist

    Dude, “Chinaman” is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

  • Movie Wan Kenovie

    A bit disappointing you facks, but thanks to the pissed off fanbase… thoroughly entertaining.

  • Calum Offswitch Hay

    You want to refer to the people of china who live in china as asian american?

  • MonkeyKing1969

    Sure, this movie in teh series has a bit more structure and story to tell; however, is still a nonsense story with visuals that are still whizz-bang crap. Transformers movies are a case where making a ‘better movie still managing to make a really shitty movie. Its like saying a dog turd is merely ‘less’ mushy and smelly.

  • frankelee

    I enjoyed all the Red Letter Media Ring Theorists who came up with deep explanations for why they released these prank videos to cover for their summer vacation time.

  • Brian Levine

    Sorry. He meant to say “Orientals”.

  • Brian Levine

    Any time you can swap Spencer Tracy for Marky Mark, it’s a win.

  • Brian Levine

    They should’ve done this for the DCverse.

  • Brian Levine

    Green is the New Brown?

  • Brian Levine

    Or they could’ve gone with Crans-formers: Dr. Tim Whatley starts a new business venture with Hal Wilkerson.

  • Moist

    No, I want YOU to refer to the people of China who live in China as Asian-American. I want that very much.

  • Brian Levine

    Michael Bay will be moving on to new ground: Go-Bots the Motion Picture

  • ikdks

    I vote you do it again.

  • MutePrint

    I’m an American-Americaman……………what

  • MutePrint

    I watched the whole 58 minutes and I can say with 100% confidence that there is no special “Gotcha” surprise skit at the very end of the video.

  • It really started when they mocked the “is [new show] replacing the Plinkett Reviews” comments even though the answer to those questions was always “yes”.

  • jmt

    They build the fucking’ railroads, Walter.

  • Urdus

    I don’t mind. Or the christian fundamentalist in him. What I mind is that he cares more about not to anger his community than beeing a movie critic.

  • Ronnie Tyler

    If it bends, it’s funny. If it breaks

  • Pop Culture Reference

    … it breaks like the wind.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    You see, it all boils down to the RAND Corporation and the Reverse Vampires …

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I am the Walrus.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Guess Whose Coming To Dinner! That movie could have done with a lot more Marky Mark shirtlessness.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Me personally…

  • Joe Syxpac

    Shoot. I figured the only reason they were kicking us in the balls so much was cuz they had something really awesome lined up.

    Guess I was wrong.

  • Moist

    I might lift my embargo of Woody Allen if he were to direct a Transformers movie. Comedy equals allegations of child molestation plus time plus neurotic intellectual alien robots.

  • Dustin Scarsdale

    Hey you. Yeah you know who i’m talking to…..
    Get this through your head. If it wasn’t for that fat fuck Mike youse guys Jay and Rich bastids wouldn’t even have a website to hang your nuts on.

    Do yourselves a favor and take all that booze, sit your asses down in front of the fucking camera, drink as per usual, and talk shit about Transformers 5 for 30 minutes.

    Is that so fucking hard?

    I dont even need to hear music or cute fucking edits and shit…

    Just do it.

  • Spoiled Ants

    “It’s darker so people can take me and my army of mint-condition toys serious now”
    – basement-dweller

  • Spoiled Ants

    RLM gave the same amount of creative thought and energy as Michael Bay did on his movies so those are legitimate reviews in my opinion. Everything else that exceeds these efforts are wasting their and our time.

  • Brett Burrett

    There once was a fourth transformers
    With mediocre performers
    The movie was shit
    But it made quite a bit
    So now there are five mental traumas

  • Brett Burrett

    Spoiler alert – they will say no

  • RLMkeepitup

    I also wouldn’t mind seeing the boys suffer a bit on camera tryin to explain it all. they passed on disqussin the last resident evil film also

  • Balgor Vern

    Remember when South Park had that cliffhanger episode about who was Cartman’s dad and instead of resolving it they made a Terrance & Phillip episode instead? Holy crap was it amazing to just sit back and watch the internet explode as a whole bunch of entitled crybabies bitched about how betrayed they felt – over an inconsequential joke! Anyway, not sure why I brought that up. Continue.

  • I literally don’t think they could come up with 30 minutes of shit to talk about it. They would just be repeating themselves. Their Dark Side of the Moon review was only 25 minutes, and that’s with the added time it took to explain half of the plot to one another. Maybe they could divide the movie into thirds and achieve what you’re saying? Sounds like a review reboot with a gimmick though. “Remember that time we did that thing? Here we are again – doing it once more! But with one more person this time!”

  • Morgoth

    Tbh this isn’t “being a movie critic” either, just trying to be trolls to rile up their entitled internet fans. Three black screens in a row, wow genius trolling you guise. Even worse: that their community fell for it three times and got predictably salty.
    I’m not even angry, but it’s so fucking lazy it almost hurts. At least they didn’t use a Rick Astley clip.

  • Burgerlord

    Don’t forget about the dead hooker in Bumblebee’s trunk! That was the best part!

  • BetterDeadThanRed

    heyy guys can you have Jack do more stuff?

  • Urdus

    Nah, Rick is cool. His song always reminds me of one of the best video games mankind ever made.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Hey, let’s not say things we can’t take back.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Contra?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I’m still waiting for Horatio Sanz-formers, part of the Boat Trip Extended Cinematic Universe.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Maybe he was too busy renovating his Airbnb/Murder House?

  • Turock

    He can shoot a gun good, but he’s a bit of a lib-tard

  • Urdus

    Chrono Trigger

  • Moist

    It took twelve minutes to make!!!

  • Moist

    Rule of threes, fuckface. Don’t tempt them to demonstrate the “rake effect.”

  • Dustin Scarsdale

    Thats my point, we are here because they are entertaining us.

  • RLMkeepitup

    but i think occasional times as this, they seemingly entertain themselves at our expense, like some odd partnership

  • Movie Wan Kenovie

    “Summer vacation time” would imply those facks have actual real jobs! The plot thickens! Rings within rings!

  • Cakefarts

    Montgomery Scott said it best. Fool me once – shame on me. Fool me twice – shame on you.

    You’d think ol’ Mike S. would be more cognizant of such a thing.

  • Ninja Benja

    The whole “go to black after 30 secs of content” is starting to get old. It was funny as first but not anymore.

  • Robert Jones

    Never!

    -Michael Bay

  • Robert Jones

    I believe “Rake Effect” was the alternate title for that Jodie Foster film with the pinball machine.

  • palaeomerus

    This is all going into a sad TGWTG doin’ his wacky skits direction now.

  • Disqus Dikus

    When they blurt a new transformers braindead, splosion-fest every year, no one bats an eye. When rlm does it, everybody loses their shit.

  • Paul Richards

    worst Plinkett review

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