Mr. Plinkett: The Animated Series – Trick or Plinkett

October 27, 2014392 Comments

Boooo! It’s Halloween time and Mr. Plinkett gets a spooky visitor…


Filed in: Mr. Plinkett The Animated Series

  • ElectricPrism

    Better than Nukie

  • greb

    what did i just watch

  • Uncle Sporkums

    “Eh.. Whatever..”

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    That doesn’t look like Plinkett’s house!

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    YAY!!! its plinkett!!!

  • Guest

    It’s animated Plinkett! RUN.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    silly Plinket everyone knows the moon landing was a hoax. Donald Rumsfeld said so!
    in this totally TRUE documentationary!!!

    http://youtu.be/26EicKfNYPg

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    after the last week any plinkett is a good plinkett.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    it might have been dick chainy you americans all look the same to me.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    this was the first version of Plinkett that Mike and Rich made in collage in Colorado in 1984… they used to use stop motion felt animation but now use a cartoon emulator that they hire from ILM at $100,billion a second. as RLM is a subsidiary of ILM its a tax write off and no one has to pay any tax….
    basically its a Disney corp tax dodge….

  • Old Ben

    Was the Monster little Johnny from the parking lot? Will Plinkett ever meet Andrew Basiago?
    http://youtu.be/XPuLczvf3xg

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    i would disagree!

  • Michael Collins

    It looked like an episode of minecraft for a minute..

  • Crixxxx

    Plinkett? Oh yeah, that character who used to post entertaining reviews on this website years ago.

  • UnShame

    They made a TV show out of Minecraft?

  • Cakefarts

    Hey! You can’t come in here like that!

  • Wolvy

    i thought ‘Trick or Plinkett’ would be him picking up a prostitute

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    that would be a great game show!

  • Joe Syxpac

    That was the best Care Boars episode ever!

  • Michael Collins

    You can make anything out of minecraft..

    I don’t get it tbh..

  • Palpatine

    At least Plinkett didn’t stop the Frankenstien monster with a bunch of magic rocks.

  • Lional punsalot

    Now im just going to wait for the whiners to come in and start complaining about how this video lets down the entire RLM website and gives everyone cancel.

  • Palpatine

    They shouldn’t watch the video, they should uninstall it.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Their like Legoes!

  • Lional punsalot

    Except I dont shove them up my nose until i can smell blue.

  • Lional punsalot

    People shouldn’t be so negative, they should learn the lessons of life and not be fat skinny fucks.

  • Palpatine

    And they should use pure instince. Look crocodile brain, like lion brain.

  • Lional punsalot

    it was stylistically designed to be that way, we cant undo that now but we can diminish the effects.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    damn you guys took all the good ones… all i have left is the shortness clown.

  • Palpatine

    Animated Plinkett is the key to all this, if we can get him working. Because he’s a funnier character than we’ve ever had on the site before.

  • Lional punsalot

    It needs to be like poetry, so it rhymes but I dont got no ghosts or goblins.

  • Morris

    A-hyuck.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    ah yeah time for some non-medy.

  • Shit I wouldn’t read the Youtube comments if I were you. Thankfully most of them don’t have Disqus accounts.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    a) thats old news
    b)What the fuck made you think anyone on RLM would care about Plinketts niece?

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    where have you been lion brain?

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    thats ok we can replace them with female comedians…. in stanzas.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    the storm stole my power!!! or was it the nexus!?

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    nom nom nom

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Well then, I guess it was just a dream that there was a new Best of the Worst uploaded onto the RLM webzone. In the meantime, that 48 hour film I worked on and told a few people here about has now been uploaded onto YouTube and it’ll be there for roughly a week. Here it is!

    Edit: Only part I [begrudgingly] worked on, really, was the sound.

    http://youtu.be/_tWzLpxZvLg

  • Palpatine

    Cut, let’s try it again!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Gave them cancer? That’s so early 2014.

    The new rave is to get EBOLA!

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    cancer and ebola are old all the cool kids have Cancel.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    i had ebola but i gave it to someone else… now i feel fine.

  • Palpatine

    It was me actually.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    i loved mine craft till they kicked me out of the army for “Undue Enthusiasm.”

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    I knew it! you are always behind me!!!!

  • Lional punsalot

    4 minutes of my time? this better be worth it taco.

  • Lional punsalot

    well played.

  • Lional punsalot

    I dont know what you watched but I just spent an hour watching a turtle take a shit on my lawn.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    mich deutsch sprechen shizie… but “youblubasflasalbal” means “ticker my monkey its cum tastes of strawberry.”

  • SkaMP

    I don’t get it, it was well made but I just don’t know, however the Pre-Rec Re-Edit of Mario Kart 8 which I hadn’t seen yet is bloody hilarious

  • Joe Syxpac

    That’s how it works.

    It’s like tag.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    but i grudgingly have to say… finally there is a better movie than Boyhood.

  • Welcome Back Otter

    Excuse me, I’d like to cancel my order of Ebola with a side of cancer. Thanks.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    mein got!!! der wonder bus ist vundabar!

  • Joe Syxpac

    …or that tape from “The Ring”.

  • Joe Syxpac

    …or the demon Azazel.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    thanks for making me feel unoriginal…

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    would you like aids with that?

  • Joe Syxpac

    There are no new ideas, only new diseases.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Is this a coffee commercial?

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    ok i have run out of stupid jokes….
    beautifully shot, nice production all round. loved the “arc”.
    the only complaint i had was the NAZI thing… but then i remembered i have made 6 shorts. 1 swordsarmor 1 dalek(space nazi in a can!) and 4 nazi movies…. i suck and am a hack fraud!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Hahahaha! I’m losing my shit over here.

    “Masterpiece of flawlessness!”

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Is it bad that I enjoy my own re-edit of their Mario Kart 8 video?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Both.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    i have this rash the doctors have never seen… so thats a start.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Trick or Plinkett?

    Pretty sure it’s the former … :'(

  • Joe Syxpac

    On an unrelated note, I miss Art Bell.

  • Bloomburger Metamycheese

    What the fuck is this? Where’s best of the worst you fucking nonmedic hack frauds!

  • Joe Syxpac

    Quit hiding it from them.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    Misterkraftwork von makellos?

  • Joe Syxpac

    Well, I’m sold.

    Heading out to Starbucks right now.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Don’t forget to check yourself into some weird neo-Nazi establishment [that my team never really bothered to explain because we’re hack frauds] after you’re disappointed with the beverage. 😉

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    shiting well calm your arse the fucking cunt down before your dick pisses off!!!

  • Joe Syxpac

    Shit, I run that place. Got the eye patch and everything.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    i just thought it was the local gym… mine is like that…(the joke is i cant afford a jim!)

  • Bloomburger Metamycheese

    All I read was blah blah blah I suck blah blah blah

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    stop using logic to be funny!

  • ouij

    Hey – an update!

    …oh.

  • Joe Syxpac

    I’m pretty sure that’s what he wrote.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    i was sure thats what i wrote. i made sure all the bla’s were used.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    eric banna has let him self go but the message is the same. HARDEN THE FUCK UP!
    http://youtu.be/unkIVvjZc9Y

  • Joe Syxpac

    Needs more lion brain.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    That thing on his head is supposed to be a bald cap. It was from a dollar store … it didn’t really work, but we thought it was funny enough so we left it on his head.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Couldn’t find someone willing to shave?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Funny story: the guy with the Hitler stache, eye patch, bald cap, and camo actually walked around campus like that while we were trying to find locations and filming. We got a lot of weird looks.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    He shaved his facial hair into a Hitler stache. Our other actor shaved his head.

  • Joe Syxpac

    That was a real Hitler stache? Jeeze, I thought you got that from the dollar store too.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    That’s Plinkett’s great grand-daughter, Crystal, after she gave up her cocaine habit.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Nope, it’s the real deal. He put mascara in it to darken it, but he actually shaved it like that and kept it like that for our shoot.

    Where the two leads are eating is an actual cafeteria on campus. People kept walking by and were wondering why all those Nazi pictures were up. One guy was coming up then noticed us. He said, “Whoooa … I’m not ready for this!”

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Well, time to throw this video in the trash.
    http://i.minus.com/ibed8Dcuxk7P2.gif

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    my bad.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    mmmm tasty.

  • Joe Syxpac
  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    do you need a prop maker?

  • Joe Syxpac

    Is that Godzilla in the upper right hand corner?

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    i wish!!! i would crush all of you… i mean no its me… yes i think i got away with it.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    do you really want to go back to the #gamersareshit?!!! DO YOU!!!!?

  • Joe Syxpac

    Oh, wait, nevermind.

    He’s on the left.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    no thats mothra. our lord Palpatine is zapping it with force lightning!

  • Joe Syxpac

    Nope, I just enhanced the image. Definitely Godzilla.

  • Punkster

    I just wanted to leave a comment.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    fucking cat! thats bullshit!
    all cats are evil!!!!

  • Joe Syxpac

    Ultraviolet ammo?

    Damn lycans!

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    not sure… looks mothy…

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    works on vampires too….

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I don’t care enough to complain

  • Joe Syxpac

    Neither do the rest of us. We’re all just posting unrelated comments.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    there is only one Ultraviolet!
    http://youtu.be/Jwk3KeTC7HI

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    i love korn flakes…

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    thank you.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    its the dance of rebirth. after the death of last week.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    it could be the alien queen?

  • Joe Syxpac

    Rodan?

  • Joe Syxpac

    Or maybe Ultra Mega Chicken?

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    maybe, i dont speak Chinese. (Hai, Watashi wa shitte iru, Nippon.)

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I have put some serious consideration into making a Halloween costume that’s half-crocodile and half-lion.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    i thought thats what you profile pic was….

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    My profile pic is a turd cannibal, obviously.

  • fred

    P E N I S

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    is it a turd that eats shit? i would have made it humanovoris.

    “just when you thought it was safe to take a dump(du-Da)
    your junk dangling over the bowl… (Du-Da)
    then you see a brown blob in the water. (du-da, du-da, du-Da, Du-Da Du-na-na!)
    turd shark!”

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    is it ben afflecks?

  • Bloomburger Metamycheese

    Good morning heebus

  • Ritchie Martin

    Well, at least it’s not pre rec

  • Memoman

    It’s called “illusion”, Mitchell!

  • JAGUART

    This would be funnier if instead of saying “Harden The Fuck Up”, he just punched them in the face.

  • Memoman

    4 minutes long?! Should I quit my job?!

    Ha, I’m kidding. I’m a hobolo.

  • The Ghost

    Animated Plinkett? Uninstall.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    it was network, be glad it wasnt bleeped.

  • This is what you get from RLM for Halloween–and you’ll like it.

  • Punkster

    I had a sneaky feeling that you’d be the one to reply to my comment. 😉

  • I liked it . . . when it was over.

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    Now what you should have done, Jay, is have five minutes of animated Plinkett video play, then the new Halloween BOTW start after that, so nobody knows it is there or watches it.

    And then when everyone says “where is the new Halloween BOTW????” you can say “its been up all along, I don’t know why you didn’t watch it.”

    Its good to show contempt for you audience.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Expecting a Halloween-themed Best of the Worst, and getting this instead is the most disappointing thing since Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    Odd choice as a sound designer to have all the characters speak in dolphin squeaks, very avant garde.

  • William Lane

    b-but I like prerec 🙁

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    Body rap, body rap, body, body, do do dododo do do, body rap, body rap

  • Abaris

    ??????????????????????????????????

  • Hank_Henshaw

    at least it followed the tradition of Dunkin Donuts: Finishing with Bob Rosenberg, and it was short. That means it’s Jay’s favorite Animated Plinkett, and Rich Evans gives it 4 stars… out of 50.

  • I’d rather watch Florence Henderson rearrange her medicine cabinet than watch Mr. Plinkett: The Animated Series.

    Just kidding, Shaun. Love ya.

    Just kidding, this episode sucked.

    Just kidding, it didn’t suck. It made me think of Capricorn One, which reminded me of O.J. Simpson, which made me think of wife murderers, which made me think of Mr. Plinkett, which reminded how much I miss the Plinkett reviews.

    Which reminded me how much Mr. Plinkett: The Animated Series sucks.

    Just kidding.

  • Jason

    S A D B O Y S

  • Jason

    Is it still crap if it’s self-aware crap? The riddle of life.

  • Dare we say, a lesson of life?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Have you ever done Tai Bo?

  • Markham

    B-but the new Best of the Worst! They promised us!

  • Would you like some AYDS to go with that?

  • You ingrate! Why, I oughta . . . !

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So how many of you are jealous of Rich Evans’ fiancé?

  • ronin122

    I thought this was going to start off Fuck Off Ghost – The Animated Series. I am disappointed enough to pretend to unsubscribe.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s pure intence

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Mister Plinkett can’t breath in space, you dumb fat skinny fucks. It’s pure intence. Look crocodile brain, like lion brain. Don’t make the animation, uninstall it! You boring twats! Don’t don’t about things you don’t like. Do you know lessons of life? Animate things you do like, twats.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So I see this photo of the supposed villain of Episode VII and all I can do is say that is the dumbest weapon I’ve ever seen. He or she looks like a terrible cosplayer

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-3ZeIQ1K3hW8/VE8hC4tjQlI/AAAAAAAAFPw/3KQ5G1pl_tQ/s1600/sithinquisitor.png

    Edit: These villain theories don’t make any sense. Revan doesn’t make any sense at all, nor does a clone of Palpatine or even that asshole that’s holding the Vader mask anyways.

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • Wizard Phoenix

    So both villains look cool and creepy but the weapons they use are ineffective and stupid looking.

    http://youtu.be/bxU2eqZtYmc

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Why would anyone want the cross’ guard like that? It looks very dangerous… for the person holding the sword.

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    2/10 would not bang unsubscribe

    jus sayin

  • dollar store cashier wife

    You mean Jack?
    ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Would bang/10

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    Every frame is so dense, there are so many things going on.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    For some reason I had Madonna’s “Like A Prayer” video playing in my head.

    I’m going to make up for this mental image with a boob shot.

    http://www.musicvideosdeconstructed.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/madonna_CROSS.jpg

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Thank goodness Marvel announced their release schedule for the next 5 years today so we don’t have to watch so much animated Plinkett.

    http://multiversitycomics.com/news/marvel-unveils-phase-3-publishing-plan-culminating-in-two-avengers-films-infinity-war/

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Actually, pretty much every superhero movie is set for the next 6 years.

    http://comicsalliance.com/supermovies-this-is-what-the-next-few-years-of-your-life-looks-like-infographic/

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Every movie, for the next 6 years, will be a superhero movie.

  • Stardog Champion

    Who is the biggest hack frauds in the film industry: George Lucas? or Adam Sandler?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Oh, I heard they had it all planned for the next 10 years or so.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    And I don’t care because we knew this will happen. Marvel is just confirming rumors because they always leak. And compared to DC I find this IP’s to be boring sounding.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    What better way to kill off Rom-Coms for good?

  • Stardog Champion

    So what’s his name? Is it Darth Shithead?

  • Stardog Champion

    I didn’t know Mr Plinkett was once host Saturday Night Live. Then I realize he lied ):

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I’d take Pretty Woman, Bridget Jones, etc. over a Zack Snyder shitfest everytime.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    But Zack Snyder understands women. He told us so with Sucker Punch.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Darth Medevil.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Wait a minute, Sucker Punch was a rom-com? Oh– Oooooo…

    That changes everything.

  • Lional punsalot

    Michael bay.

  • ChaosIsBeauty

    That was actually a toy a while ago, it was supposed to let dumb kids spin around a lightsaber like they were Darth Maul without pulling a “Star Wars Kid” I have no idea why someone thought it would be a good idea to put that into the canon

  • “This game is rigged, man…”

  • JJ Abrams for me.

  • Studio Executive

    Are you sick of waiting for new crap to get posted on the internet? Why not visit your local theater, where there’s always new crap! Go watch Dracula Untold or something, that’ll kill 2 hours.

  • atheistconservative

    Dear RLM: I will up my Patreon support if you stop posting these. Seriously.

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    Wouldn’t he cut his hands off with the laser based hilt?

  • Red 6

    I cancelled my Patreon support because of crap like this.

  • The Summer of George

    Actually, this is the dumbest weapon ever… but to be fair, it’s meant to be.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFjxh3KTqnk

  • Red 6

    How about instead of making this non-medy schlock you bring us Grabowskis Season 6 you damn hack frauds.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Christopher Nolan gets my vote.

    Endless Expository Dialogue = hack. And, “fraud” because so many fanboys think he’s a genius.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Kill me, now.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I’d take a YOU GOT MAIL.

    Sh!t, I’d take a THE HELP. (Not a rom-com, yes. Chick-flicky as hell, yes. Hated it with a passion, yes. Seriously take it over a Zack Snyder destruction-and-balls shitfest, yes. See? Who says I’m a hater? I’m full of positivity: Four yesses in a row!))

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Darth Extendedverse.

  • Lional punsalot

    I would rather kill myself than reward you for forcing this bile down our throats and trying to convince us its fucking ice cream. Make better movies you hack frauds.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I don’t know lessons of life.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You’re kidding, right?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Kool-Aid is sugar water.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    No. I thank you, too.

  • Lional punsalot

    A bowl full of flakes of skin from the band members in Korn?

  • Lional punsalot

    is that keanu reaves i see over there on the top left or a tree branch? I can never tell the difference.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Did you know that black people use “steal” instead of punch?

    As in, “Ray Rice stole that bitch in the face.”

    It’s getting to be I can’t talk to black people anymore.

    Damn you, Progress!

  • Lional punsalot

    I cancelled my pateron and my twitch subscription, then restarted them because of awesome videos like this.

  • Lional punsalot

    Then I bought each of the RLM commentary tracks and films and a half in the bag pint glass because of a guy i met in a bar that told me lessons of life.

  • Lional punsalot

    Then I sold everything I owned, quit my job and bought an emu farm because of a fortune cracker.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Hack-fraudulence of the greatest kind.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Fyuck you. They’re artists!

    Just kidding.

  • Lional punsalot

    Then I used the last of my money to buy as many copies of alien isolation as I could afford because I had a car accident that left a large portion of my brain damaged.

  • Lional punsalot

    Then I took this bit too far but decided to work through it and see where it ended up.

  • The Summer of George

    Well, sometimes you get a Snickers, sometime’s you get a rock.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    But, what did you do then?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Why all you guys gotta be so mean?

    Cyber-bullying. Not cool.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    “I’m just keeeeeding” – Adam Sandler’s racist gardener.

  • Lional punsalot

    Started an emu fight club, with the money I earned I went to a casino and placed it all on black, and won, then took that money and bought all the lottery tickets I could afford, which won me $3 million dollars which I invested in sub prime derivatives and was bankrupted. The farm was taken away from me and I was forced to suck dicks in order to fuel my coke habit.

    If only I had never played alien isolation none of this would have happened.

  • Mr Pinkus

    Shaun, are you on all the drugs?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    You Got Mail, Sleepless in Seattle, When Harry Met Sally, Stallone’s Judge Dredd, all fine Rom-Coms.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    THREE MOVIES A YEAR?! Are you fucking kidding me?! At least DC is doing two. Is Star Wars not making Disney enough money or something?!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Damon Lindeloff

  • Matthew Banes

    This video makes me want to rewatch Plinkett: The Animated Series Episode 1….. TOO BAD I *STILL* CAN’T!! Seriously, what the hell? Why is Plinkett Meets the TNG crew STILL being advertised on here if the video is private?

  • NotRickBerman

    Still a better love story than Twilight.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Mike was right about superhero movies. Marvel, in order to most likely combat DC, is now going to release three movies a year. Three a year….whhhhhyyyyyyyy? Seriously, there is only so much superhero shit I can take. You’re going to give fatigue to your audiences extremely fast by doing this.
    Edit: I have to ask, what is wrong with doing two movies? DC is doing that, you were doing that so I have to ask again wwhhhhyyy? Wait hold on I know the answer. Kevin Fiege is turning into George Lucas. Old Man George has been slowly taking him over since Disney bought Star Wars. He wants your money.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    This shit makes Akira look like Ratatoing in terms of animation

  • …Revan? What the fuck are you doing here?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I don’t know about that-these mediocre superhero movies fucking dominate box office everytime a new one is out.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    A lessons of life.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I can see why Harry killed you, it’s because of your lack of movie knowledge.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    All the later Stallones, really. What is THE EXPENDABLES but a rom-com for old, closeted homosexuals?

    Come to think of it, early and mid-Stallone, too. He [threw] MOMMA FROM THE TRAIN with love. Lots of love.

    Really, the only Stallone that isn’t a rom-com is FIRST BLOOD. You might say, Pa, waitaminute, RAMBO isn’t a love story, either. And, I’d say, Hank, I’m surprised at you! Don’t you know love of country is the greatest love of all?

    Well, second greatest. There’s whatever the fyuck that sh!t is that Whitney Houston was singing about. Technically, I suppose, that would be THE greatest love of all, or else the song would be a lie.

    But I digress.

  • Flaw Filial

    You Juan this round, Domo.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    “Dominate” isn’t exactly the word you’re looking for.

    Every one that didn’t have Robert Downey Jr. in it has peaked well below an early Will Smiff or TRANSFORMERS movie (once you, you know, adjust the math fairly). That’s kinda piddlin’, relatively speaking.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    If Revan is the villain that doesn’t make sense at all. Would he frozen or something? Who the fuck freezes a guy for 3500 years? He was already frozen for like 400 years already. Give the guy a break all he wants to do is bang hot pants Bastila.

  • NotRickBerman

    Knowing is half the babble.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Ow, my right hand. Hold on a minute. Let me switch this to my left hand, and then we can rub ours together. Ow. That hurts too! Fyuck! Somebody bring me a fresh Ov-Glove!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Who is Revan?

    ♪♫The way you dance a-and hold me tight
    The way you kiss and say goodni-hi-hight
    Revan, it’s a crazy feelin’ and-a
    I know it’s got me reelin’
    When you say, I love you, Revan.♫♪

  • Palpatine

    Is Ratatoing an animated porno?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Do you even KoTOR, bro?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    David Goyer.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    But Constantine’s pilot was pretty damn good.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Wizard Phoenix

    This is my son Juan, and this is my daughter Juanita

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I rock, bro.

    Don’t have time for whatever that other stuff is.

  • Palpatine

    The green rat has his hands on the naked pink rats ass, so yeah, it’s an animated porno for kids. And I’m sure the RLM gang will have a field day with this one. A BotW on bad animated movies would be great!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    This is my son Juan, and this is my other son Juan. We call the first Juan, Juan One, so we don’t get them confused.

    So, what do you call the other one?

    Um, Juan. Duh, gringo.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Not only is he naked but he is a mouse wearing Mickey Mouse ear hats. That don’t make no sense.
    The gang/crew/alcoholics will love this movie. It features animation I think plus the talents of the voice actors of 4kids!

  • fred

    …maybe.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    WHY NOT?!

  • Palpatine

    Another bad animated film they should feature is anything made by Dingo Pictures. My personal favorite is this one:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brLqiYj5lQw

  • fred

    I’m not a fan of the animated stuff myself, so I ignore that shit. Everything else is pretty good though. Even their Previously Recorded videos are well made, despite the backlash they’ve been getting from bitchy youtube coach potato gamers.

  • fred

    It…kinda sucks…balls.

  • NotRickBerman

    What the hell are you smoking, cigarettes?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Oh man, if they have a european PS2 they should watch these. Or someone can rip them onto a DVD and sent it to them.

  • More like hot dust Bastila at this point.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    what was i thinking nobody like korn…

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    you know no one out side the U.S has the slightest idea what kool Aids is… oh yeah!

  • Joe Syxpac

    No, but I’ve worn a bow tie before.

  • Joe Syxpac

    And a hair dye.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Appetite suppressant candy?

    Just like real AIDS!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I’VE MISSED YOU!

    Where have you been?! I bet you’ve been meticulously planning the Marvel line-up over the past few months. Nothing like having your films reach a pace where there are three of them per year! 😀

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Yes.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Bastila will always be hot

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    That’s … that’s 39 superhero films. That’s excluding every other tentpole and blockbuster that studios will ALSO put out. Ugh … even though I enjoy superhero movies, this is too much. It’s over-saturation. I hope some films and studios suffer dearly for this bull.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    That’s So Revan!

    Get it, because DISNEY?!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Marvel is already with Agents of SHIELD, which has become a disaster. The ratings plument, if I spelled that right, was very fast. Everyone is worried about their Netflix shows too seeing as they also tie into the movies.
    Say what you want about DC but at least they seem to have some clearer goals than Disney does right now.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Domo arigato, Mr. Hack-Fraudo!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Today I was bored so I started impersonating Tommy Wiseau saying famous Tom Cruise movie lines.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Maybe the technology is steadily going down as we go forward in the Star Wars universe. So episodes 7, 8, and 9 are going to look like Yor.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Do you have audio of that?

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    i used to love superhero movies. now i’m more sick of superheros than i was of star trek in season 3 of voyager. its so depressing to see a list of sequels prequels and general abuse of new material lined up all the way out to 2021.
    and as for georgeie… we all know he is the true dark lord of the sith.
    he seduced speilberg to the dark side of the film, since “the crystal skull” he is more hack than fraud now, twisted and boring…

  • Thanatos2k

    Yesterday I was all like “Well it’s been over a week since the frauds posted something, I bet they’re just fucking with us and are going to drop an Animated Plinkett after making us wait.”

    And lo and behold!

  • Thanatos2k

    *nods skeptically*

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    were the emu’s fighting each other or people?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Fiege has been seduced by the Dark Side.

  • Thanatos2k

    You could insert that clip straight into the Plinkett review under the “lightsaber duels are more about this *shows good clip* and not this *shows that clip*” section

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    having a wank is a better love story than twilight.

  • Thanatos2k

    Plus Disney cut off all extraneous EU and video game stuff from the canon. Not only would it make no sense, it would go against their own policies.

  • Thanatos2k

    The best part is they’re scheduling a Green Lantern reboot but it’s in like 2020, so no one remembers the last one.

  • Thanatos2k

    Good grief

  • Thanatos2k

    Animal Soccer World is SO much “better”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koG2SiBfedw

  • Thanatos2k

    Who digs a grave using a pickaxe!?

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    its weird i’m totally a DC man for the comics… BUT! a lot of DC movies have sucked!!!
    hell i’m Australian but these days even i want to punch Hugh Hackman in the face every time he puts on the sideburns.
    although it is nice to see superman return to his violent vigilante roots…

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    dont we all… wait did i type that or just think it?

  • I’m dead now… sad face.
  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    its like poetry.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    me. trust me it breaks up the ground then you shovel it out. its grave digging 101.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Actually Revan makes a lot of sense in the history of Star Wars and it wouldn’t go against their policies. His teachings inspired Darth Bane, who is canon in Disney’s new Star Wars canon. With out Revan’s ideas to inspire Darth Bane none of the events in the movies would’ve happened.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Wizard Phoenix

    I can’t take anything you say with any bit of seriousness, due to mainly your horrible grammar. This is a webzone not 9gag.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    .

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    .

  • Studio Executive

    Truely, what Henry Ford did for the car, Mavel Studios is doing for film, and it is good. I think we can all agree that assembly-line art is the best kind of art!

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    thank you for that Kanye… you do know i have sevire disleksya?

    http://youtu.be/hm_NRIWGsHU

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    i smoke crack pipes. i grind them into a powder and then smoke them in a bong. nothing better than ground glass!

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    if there really is emu fight clubs… i can make heaps off money with my ringer!

  • Lional punsalot

    Sometimes each other sometimes people, depends on what volunteers we get.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    in the new Jurassic Park i want a cage match between velociraptors and cassowary

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I just didn’t milked his cat often enough is all.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Well that’s still enough to be a part of the most profitable movies of the year list.

  • Stardog Champion

    Well to be fair Speilberg is still making good movies. His recent two film Lincoln and War Horse was great.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    war horse was made in england. speillhack just paid for it to be filmed…. and whats a lincon? is this about cars?

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    or is it “Lion-con” a con for crocodile brains?

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    people who work in LA are hacks by definition.

  • Stardog Champion

    The Abe Lincoln movie you know the president whom we all thought was a “hero” but turns out he was a racist who wanted to ship all the slaves back to Africa.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    as i am not a seppo i… SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
    do not give a fuck. get over yourself american!

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    was he the one whos face was made of skin cancel?

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    it was a boy!

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    even wikipedia knows who freed the slaves first.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_Abolition_Act_1833

  • my most sincere hope is that this is the grand sum of all halloween related posts we see from RLM. Not because I have anything against halloween mind you but because irony.

  • right but you dig with a shovel…pickaxes are for pickaxing.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    what does the 26th element have to do with this?

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    the police charged me for holding something against halloween!

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    nope you can dig with a pickax. shovels are for shoveling not digging, your thinking of spades.
    in australia we call a spade a bloody abo!

  • Bruce Willis is all about pumping out those sequels these days isn’t he?

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    boom!

  • BOOM!

  • Now with the Gif I meant to include in the before time…

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    no its the sound of your mic hitting the stage… or did it bounce?

  • wait…wait…I got this…

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    its ok baby. all guys have this problem.

  • Palpatine

    Why the FUCK hasn’t this won the Oscar for Best Animated Film?!

  • Michael Collins

    Racist much?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    This Ain’t No Ratatouille XXX?

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    yep! i hate whitey!

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    speaking of racism why didnt you kill all the protestants when you had the chance?

  • Flaw Filial

    Jesus Christ, you fucks, why haven’t you posted the ninth season of ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ on Netflix yet?!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    He also, supposedly, chose Zack Snyder out of a list of directors than included Matt Reaves, Ben Affleck and Duncan Jones. His excuse was that he felt Snyder was the one that could “get the movie done in time”, or something to that effect. The movie was later postponed a full year (most likely the studio is to blame for that).

    One thing I will credit Nolan with, he thought Superman shouldn’t resort to killing. Goyer and Snyder convinced him otherwise. He probably was like “Fuck it. Like I care, do whatever you want.”

    Nolan gets a pass for Memento. The rest of his filmography does nothing for me in particular, but Memento is very good.

  • Like Icare

    Because Japan won the Animated Oscar that year?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny-y9DBs9GM

    The best part is where based on THAT quality product, someone decided to give that guy a Masamune Shirow title to produce and direct.

    To VERY similar results, despite having an actual budget and crew this time.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYMmAIpgEt8

    I’m guessing someone out there thought that he was to be the next Makoto Shinkai.
    You know… A low budget genius animator doing one-man + one400MHz PC animations like this.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0__ctDAL4nQ

  • Palpatine

    No offence, but I really don’t follow anime that much. The only one I do like is “Let’s Fighting Love”.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLwp7MOqkv0

  • Thanatos2k

    I didn’t see no shovel!

  • Ogrot

    Ringer? A man in an emu costume fighting other emu’s?

  • Mike B

    Yay. I’ve been waiting this schlock for so long now now… I really did!
    Kida thought that hack Shaun McKinnon gave up on these. I’ve never been so happy at being disappointed.

  • Ricky Spanish

    So…this is what we get?
    What about the Halloween Best of the Worst they teased us with? Thought we were getting that this week.
    Do I have to donate to be put on the special list to see the new stuff?

  • Lional punsalot

    Your new around here aren’t you boy?

  • Ricky Spanish

    Yeah. I got hooked on RLM through the Plinkett reviews. Then I decided to try out Half in the Bag. After that I became a huge fan. I think I developed a problem once I considered watching all the Half in the Bag episodes…for a third time.

  • Flaw Filial

    Revenge… revenge…

  • Lional punsalot

    Welcome to the rest of your disappointment.

  • Palpatine

    Well since you’re new to this webzone:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKfupO4ZzPs

  • fred

    It’s being edited right now, and will probably come out in a day or two. There’s also a Prev Rec on the way with possibly 2 parts.

  • fred

    Are you doing sex with Tom Cruise?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    America, Fuck Yeah!

    Diabetes!
    Obesity!
    Stupidity!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Porn parodies are disturbing. Take for example the Big Bang Theory XXX Porn Parody or whatever. The stuff that’s between the sex scenes gives me nightmares.

    youtube.com/embed/Wp2aGbJpi7A

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    In the year that the money-men will describe as “down,” “depressed,” “disappointing.”

    So, again…yawn.

    If it’s boffo profits for some brand’s pockets that you’re a-jonesing for, then, okay. Yippee. Smoke it if you got it.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Negative, but I thought about recording it.

    Then I realized how few famous Tom Cruise lines I knew.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You “credit” him for being persuaded by two of the more useless men in Hollywood against better judgement? For not caring?

    Um, I don’t think “credit” is the right word for this.

    Just another reason he deserves the hack-fraud label, as far as I’m concerned.

    MEMENTO was very good. It must’ve been accidental.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Dingo et mah babee!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Richard Herring’s got RED hair.

    Red herring?

  • Matthew Banes

    You have made me very happy. Incidentally, my question still stands, and is even more pressing with the revelation that Shaun does have a public version of this video uploaded.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Well they’ve ruined Terminator again. The plot of Terminator Stupid Ass Title is that John Conner sends Kyle Reese back in time to 1984 to stop the T-800 from killing Sarah Conner. However this isn’t the Sarah Conner we knew. Her parents were killed by a terminator and how she has been raises by one and is now a badass trained a bloated corpse. To say this is dumb would be completely illogical.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    i feel dirty just reading it.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Best of the Worst reviewing material. What are you complaining about?

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    you found a silver lining!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Cue outdated Jennifer Lawrence tripping joke

  • Hank_Henshaw

    It’s just like Russian Terminator, they are capitalizing on the Terminator franchise. Sarah Connor apparently calls Arnold “pops” in this movie. How is that any better than what we normally see in Best of the Worst?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Too bad. It’ll be Half in The Bag material. In other words Rich Evans cameo.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    By the way am I the only one who watched that show Terminator The Sarah Conner Chronicles? It was fucking awesome because it had a hot Summer Glau, a hot Lena Heady, a hot Shirley Manson, and a great plot.

  • Lional punsalot

    I watched an episode, im the middle of a season, it didn’t make any sense and It kind of sickened me because of how bad it was.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Maybe it was because you watched an episode of the middle of the season.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    i love that show. i just replaced my old scratched dvd’s with blu-ray’s

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    what ep?

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    best of the worst movies are not $3 trillion cock busters.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    the recycling frenzy of hollywank has finally reached Babylon 5. so now the are remaking things no one watched… whats next farscape! no really please make more farscape!

  • I’m dead now… sad face.
  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    sorry lucasfarty if you dont love this show you can suck it!
    http://youtu.be/NWZFkPiFlkE

  • bb-15

    Weird as usual but it worked for me as usual.

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    i need more RLM videos to distance me from the Pre-Rec. i’m still in a flame war with the shortness clown. some how he cant figure out witch country i am from. but dissing russia makes him cry.

  • Lional punsalot

    You mean I shouldn’t having been playing it on hard mode? If I cant watch any episode of a show and appreciate it on its own then I should just uninstall the whole thing.

  • Sully

    Yes. I’ll watch anything with Summer Glau in it, though I believe she’s a show killer. Everything she’s in gets cancelled.

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll8sbbmRnV1qzado8o1_500.gif

  • John Luck Pickerd

    Neil A. backwards = Alien

  • Like Icare

    Nothing to follow here.

    The guy going by the name of Higa Romanov made some even for the time terrible 3D animated “stories”.
    I mean, there are places where you can see hair on the back of the head of the characters when they open their mouths. See it through their heads.
    And I use quotation marks for “stories” cause the story is in the fine tradition of Uwe Boll tales. Paper thin, incoherent and with a lot of Nazis.

    Anyway, that got him a foot in the door.
    And I can only guess that he either appears a lot more capable in person or that he has an army of hit-women prostitutes at his command, cause somehow he got himself a budget and a lesser known franchise of a well known author of Ghost in the Shell and Appleseed.
    And there was even talk about an Appleseed series which he would helm – should Tank Police project prove to be a success.
    It didn’t.

    In comparison, this would be like a complete unknown kid making a 3D animated short, someone in Hollywood seeing that and deciding to pay him to make a Green Arrow animated direct-to-video feature. And should that be a success – he’ll get to make a Batman animated TV show.

    Makoto Shinkai on the other hand is a case where something like that kinda actually happened.
    Difference being that Shinkai is actually a highly talented and skilled individual with an eye and ear for atmosphere first, action second.
    So, after slaving for 7 months his 1-man-1-computer project got him awards, acclaim and a career.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voices_of_a_Distant_Star#Production

    And a legend of pulling a Cinderella was born. Again.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    i blame joss! the boys get work ask castle or bones… but the girls?… who is doing what now?

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    poor jewel.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    yay i’m sarah michelle gellar!!! wait i have no talent!!?? and kinda look weird? like im a young sarah jessica parker…..?

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    RLM needs a why Joss is a Hack Fraud in the Bag.

  • Palpatine

    Uh… Okay?

  • Sully

    Are you telling me Jewel Staite’s character killed ‘The Killing?’

  • fred

    The first season’s pretty good. I haven’t seen any of the others though.

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    dont over think it… i didnt.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    but this one’s premise is SO bad. Sarah Connor raised by a Terminator…

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    did you see “the amazing spiderman”?

  • My ex wife

    haha…

  • I don’t know. You’ll have to take that up with @redletterjay:disqus .

  • It wasn’t even Stargate SG-1, it was Stargate: Atlantis–which I actually liked quite a bit.

    Stargate: Atlantis trivia: it featured as guest stars/recurring characters no fewer than three actors who had played ship’s engineers in other beloved sci-fi series: Colm Meany, Connor Trinneer, and of course Jewel Staite.

  • “Show killer”–I mean, really? She’s only been on Firefly, The Unit, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, and Dollhouse–and all of those shows had fine long runs.

    Ohhh . . . .

  • My ex wife

    That you in the Kruger top? They fucked up your name in the credits too.

  • Now I Get It
  • Sully

    ‘xactly. I love’er, but she can’t catch a break.

  • Paul Woodcock

    Allyson Hannigan did what 9 Seasons of How I Met Your Mother, which is impressive (the show’s not, the amount of time is) and Amy Acker is in Person Of Interest so…there’s that?

  • I’m dead now… sad face.

    no comment on the interwebzone can withstand the logic of the real world.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    That is indeed me in the Kruger top. Pre-burns, I might add.

    Also, yeah, they forgot “Pussy Destroyer” between Mitchell and Nash. They needed to pay attention to details!

  • My ex wife

    Flowers…

  • Obviously FakeAlias

    This video is private. 🙁

  • fred

    So is my penis.

  • Tim Brawn

    So I’m not the only one with the “this video is private” issue. Probably for Red Letter Media’s e-begging site only

  • Ester Raffa

    i love that show. i just replaced my old scratched dvd with bluerays.

    Posted By/Corporate video production

  • Ernest Seven of Borg Nine

    “This Video is Private.” Well FUCK YOU TOO, RLM!!!!

  • Kyle
  • RandMS

    Seriously reupload these gems please. I love them!

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