Mr. Plinkett Reacts to the Star Wars: The Force Awakens Trailer

November 30, 2014185 Comments

Harry S. Plinkett has awoken from his booze induced slumber to comment on the new J.J. Abrams Star Wars film. Now that he’s awake he just might start work on his next review…


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  • Robotpals

    The trailer lost me from the very first shot. The guy popping up, looking distressed, was framed exactly like a shot from a comedy. For a split second I thought he was a Wayans, and I thought it was a parody. The parody feeling stayed with me throughout, even when I quickly figured out it was genuine. Depressingly genuine. You use the classic “dump on the originals” defense, when what fanboys really need to do is explain why these movies are any good and not why the originals were “bad too.” Why do you like stuff that’s bad? Don’t don’t about things you don’t like. Do you know lessons of life?

  • Robotpals

    Star Wars Episode VIII: Just Five More Minutes
    Star Wars Episode IX: This Is Not a Hotel, Young Man

  • nebakhet

    exactly, vote UKIP

  • Charles Krah

    The first shot is similar to the opening shot of The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. It’s actually a clever filmmaking device and I was interested to see it used here: http://vimeo.com/86125935. The video goes on to analyse the final duel and its a little long but that’s ok because I had sex with your mother.

  • Painted Pagliacci Of Perfidy

    The nitpicking here is so over the top it sounds like a parody of Star Wars nerddom.

  • Painted Pagliacci Of Perfidy

    I’m with you. I don’t blame people for being cynical about Star Wars, but people here sound like they truly don’t like it anymore which is just sad. This looks a lot more like the original trilogy than the prequels. That alone has me excited.

    The level of nitpicking going on is pathological and almost comical. That goddamn beeping ball robot might only be in one establishing shot, you don’t know. The first scene is not framed like a comedy scene, where the fuck did that come from? Some asshole going on about how “the X-Wings are flying too low, it’s all bullshit”. And then of course this “no one would ever stylistically modify something like a sword in an impractical way according to personal taste” shit. Do these people think the knights of old were always hitting themselves with the hilts on their swords? Really? Lighten the fuck up.

  • DiscipleOf TheWatch

    Ok, so i’m copping a lot of flak for not going along with the general consensus here. Everyone seems to have turned nasty all of a sudden.
    I’m not a “fanboy” nor am I “dumping on the originals”. In fact I love Ewoks and giant lobster aliens. That’s my point. There’s nothing in the trailer that wouldn’t fit in the original Star Wars movies.
    People are being extremely negative about the trailer in the comments. Almost exclusively negative. You said I should “explain why these movies are any good and not why the originals were bad”, well why don’t you all explain to me why the teaser trailer is bad rather than just saying “it’s crap, it’s garbage”? Also my point is I don’t KNOW if the movies are good or bad. They haven’t even been made yet. You don’t know either. None of us do. So the discussion has to be “what can we glean from the few scenes in the teaser”? Not much. That was Mike’s point.
    Tell me, what would have made you say “wow, what an awesome trailer! I can’t wait to see the movie”? If it was Tatooine with 2 suns and then the logo you would have said “boring, just as I expected”. If it was complete weirdness and really ultra exotic you would have said “it looks nothing like Star Wars”, if it has traditional storm troopers and light sabers you would have said “they have just copied the old trilogy- boring”. So what exactly did you want to see? I have a feeling people here are just going to bitch about the new Star Wars for the next year, nothing will make them happy because it isn’t about whether the movie is good or bad, it’s about some negative “too cool to be popular” online persona you have to maintain for your own self esteem.
    By the way, I have been a Star Wars fan since I saw Jedi in theatres in the 80s (the first 2 were on video for me- I saw them almost all at the same time). So the prequels and the special editions enraged me. I have good reason to be negative about the trailer, to have lowered expectations. I didn’t think it looked too bad at all. The trademark Abrams shaky cam following the Falcon was fairly nauseating, otherwise it was fine.

  • DiscipleOf TheWatch

    Calm down. I have written a detailed response to “robotpals” above but also wanted to respond to you.

    Admiral Ackbar was not “controversial” as far as I recall, and the Ewoks were not as universally scorned when the movie came out as they have been in retrospect.
    Anyway, my point was that the people saying the ball droid was too “cutesie” for Star Wars obviously don’t like Return of the Jedi, and the people like robotpals above saying that he thought the Boyega storm trooper scene was “comedy” or “parody” need to remember that giant talking lobster.
    I also wasn’t “using the prequels to set expectations”, I was pointing out that the light saber had become stale and over used. The fact that this is a totally different style, not just in the look of the hilt, but the composition of the blade makes it at the very least interesting.

    As for “conceding defeat”, this is a subjective discussion of the merits of art, not a political debate. You can hate the trailer and I can like it, I’m not bothered- all I ask is that you give a reason for hating it, rather than just “it’s garbage”.
    And you say I’m telling you what to think, unlike Mike. Well I only said what Mike said- it’s a teaser, there’s not enough information to come to a conclusion yet. How is that telling you what to think? I’m saying that there was nothing in the trailer to deserve the kind of reaction it’s getting here which makes it hard to have a rational discussion about the pros and cons.

  • DiscipleOf TheWatch

    You mean like how everyone on Youtube liked the trailer so you’re doing the opposite?
    haha

  • DiscipleOf TheWatch

    Good point. Nice to see a real film buff posting.

  • DiscipleOf TheWatch

    I’m beginning to think there are plenty of people here who would have preferred this version ;-(

  • Robotpals

    I gave an example of why I thought the teaser was not good. It’s there in my response. What’s not in my response? Words like “garbage” and “crap.” Maybe you weren’t responding directly to me. I guess that’s it.

  • Robotpals

    Guilty. I don’t like Star Wars anymore. I guess that is sad.

  • Saruma

    I liked this but at the same time it reminds me that it has been 3 years since the last true Plinkett review, and then I’m sad.

  • LuckyProf

    Opening shot of Cowboys and Aliens is similar.

  • WHERE’S HIS PAAAAANTS?!

  • Benzo

    I mean, I get it. I’m the same way with video games, I heavily criticise game trailers only because I want the absolute best for my beloved series… but I have no allegiance to Star Wars. In fact, the first film I saw was The Phantom Menace when I was 6 so I reckon they owe me a little something… and this trailer doesn’t look half bad, really. The lightsaber actually looks kinda cool, it’s got like an electrical, unstable look to it like it’s a Sith take on a “Jedi weapon”… pretty neat!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

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  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

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  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    did some one tell you word count is a thing?

  • WhatPlanetAmIOn

    You know, I think I’ll reply, and I’ll even do this in a more serious manner, hope that’s okay with you. I listed the reasons why I disliked the trailer in my comment below, you can read them. I thought what I listed were all bad signs, but I didn’t make any statements about the quality of the film itself, cause I never saw it. I would actually like to hear what you have to say about this trailer, by the way. I looked at your comments, and there weren’t any reasons why you enjoyed the trailer in them. And by the way, in case you say something like “Its just a trailer, you shouldn’t expect much.”, have you ever heard about photography? A photo is just one frame, you know.

  • loxx4444

    For Christmas, I was a full length Into Darkness review. Or at the very least, The Dark Knight Rises.

  • JimJamJeffrey

    I love Mr Plinkett having assistants or aides, i think that’s hilarious, like he’s super powerful and rich

  • Uncle Sporkums

    They didn’t hate DKR like you did, so don’t count on it.

  • Sully

    Don’t get your hopes up, Shakma. The guys did a fairly lengthy review of Into Darkness already (45min +/-), so a Plinkett review would be rather redundant, and like the Taco Bell Dinnerware Spokesman already told’ya, they didn’t really hate The Dark Knight Rises, so…

  • Believe it or not, I think George Lucas is a better director than JJ Abrams. At least George knows how to shoot a scene steady. JJ will shake the camera all over the place, use lens flares, use the annoying extreme zooms and eight frame quick cuts to hypnotize his dumb audience. I hate his directing style. Do any of these “professional” directors know how to shoot “professionally”? Shooting anything shaky in High Definition is insane!

    Here is an example of JJ directing a scene in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi. http://youtu.be/gQRsoAJZw1s?t=5s

  • I just found this! LOL

    Star Wars: Episode VII Trailer – George Lucas’ Special Edition

    http://youtu.be/v93Jh6JNBng

  • loxx4444

    They didn’t hate Star Trek 09 either, yet they did a Plinkett review. And Into Darkness still got a 7 minute mini-Plinkett review, even though they did the long Half in the Bag on it, so they’re already crossed that “redundant” bridge.. Never said it was gonna happen, said I’d like it to. They’ve done short Plinkett reviews before, only to later replace it later with a full length one.

    Best part of his TFA trailer review was the reference to Harry’s Kickstarter.

  • Toffoli_73

    I see what you mean but I was pleased at the almost complete lack of lens flare in the new trailer. Some shaky cam but nothing that confused me visually. The only one was when the camera was pointing at a sun so it makes sense. I think Abrams is aware of the aesthetic of of the original films and will censor himself on this one. Plenty of classic looking camera work with a little new stuff mixed in. Of course I could be completely wrong and the movie could end up a disorientating mess.

  • I hope you are right, and I am wrong.

  • Dave Musgrave

    The teaser was 100% successful in that it got people talking – whether you liked it or not and the hilarious thing is that despite all the hateful comments below and elsewhere on the interwebs, every single one of you armchair critics will go and see the movie when it comes out in December 2015 anyway. Disney cares not for your scorn, especially when your hard-earned cash is making its way into their coffers.

    Also; who is to say that all these scenes will be appearing in the new film? Where is it written in film making lore that a TEASER trailer has to have footage that appears in the final film?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    not only is this the 20 billionth time this has been posted on this site you had to do it twice… moron.
    if you cant be bothered reading the other comments dont bother to post your own.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    Ian McDiarmid needs to be in this.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    and light sabers have often been cut in half in the EU

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    do you miss your flares?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    ma kettle why are you such a cunt?

  • wak

    dude, there aint many trailers on youtube that dont have a lot of likes…

  • WhatPlanetAmIOn

    Here is another point about the new lightsaber and why the upcoming film might not benefit from the change, besides the impracticality of the design. I think it may interfere with proper understanding of what the sith and lightsaber fights are all about in the new trilogy. The first thing we see about the sith from the trailer is that either they or that one sith utilise this design. It makes us guess how he uses this lightsaber, if jedi also do that, how the choreography of the fights will change. Our understanding of a sith in new movies starts with details about his equipment, possible abilities and techniques.
    Same goes with the idea of a lightsaber: adding medival connections contradicts the feel of a space adventure film and makes us think about the technical aspect of a fight. Furthermore, a lightsaber is cool because of its elegant simplicity. Not wondering, how exactly it works and why the choreography of a duel is what it is allows us to focus on studying characters and their relationship instead.
    You see, when you understand a character because of how his traits and actions connect to your idea of a human, a person, motivations and goals, he becomes memorable. If its just about what hes videogamy abilities and equipment are, you forget him instantly. What? Who? Oh…yeah, I think I remeber something. Was he in Star Trek?
    I don’t know, what approach Abrams is going to choose and in what proportions, obviosly. But the trailer hints at something, and I’m scared to think what.

  • Okay, you feel better about yourself…moron? LOL

  • Joshua Barkdull

    I somewhat disagree. Lucus often described Lukes lightsaber as Excalibur. The original idea was the Jedi’s would fight with regular swords but he changed it to a laser sword to keep it in line with the other technology in the film.

    The lightsaber is supposed to have some weight to it. 40-50lbs of weight. So much weight that a young Jedi would have to handle it with two hands, like a medieval weapon made of iron. Basically the less experience you have with the sword and the force the more control you need with your actual hands and physical strength.

    Thus we see Luke two handing it in Empire, and Jedi knights in the Prequels (shudder) one handing it like it’s feather light. But the medieval influence of the light saber lends itself well to this new design. It’s weird and I personally wouldn’t use that design, but I think the design is in keeping with the logic of the films.

    Source:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIefj6dOhnM

  • Joshua Barkdull

    I find shaky cam useful in small doses that make sense to the context of the film. It can be used well to give the audience a sense of the turbulence the characters are experiencing in the scene. When done poorly you get a headache before leaving the theater.

    We can’t expect a director to not put his or her personal touch on a film. Had Irvin Kershner not done so Empire Strikes back might not have been the film we love today. So long as he finds a balance between his own style and preserving the feel and tone of the original trilogy we should be okay.

    If you think about it each trilogy already has it’s own feel. The prequels feel like someone went back in time and destroyed your childhood because George Lucus is the first person in human history to forget everything he knows about movie making.

    The Original Trilogy, which I guess we’ll have to start calling “The Middle Three” all had a similar but evolving tone that changed as the role of Director changed hands from Lucus to Kershner to Marquand.

    And these new movies will have their own feel as the role of director is passed from Abrams to Johnson.

    I am not worried about Abrams, he seems to have a true love for Starwars and understands what made it great. I don’t know anything about Johnson, I worry he may fall to the darkside and dig out George Lucus’ old chair, coffee cup and green screens.

  • Joshua Barkdull

    I really want to see Mr. Plinkett tackle the Alien Trilogy. I think that would be a brilliant use of his time and talents. Each director brought something different to the franchise, Each film is a completely different beast and it makes for a sort of disjointed, inconsistent jumble of a story.

    I would love to see the whole franchise rebooted and every sequel given to the same one director who can tell a wide reaching, coherent story. Someone like Ridely Scott, if he’d even be up to it. I thought maybe that would happen with Prometheus, but then they kind of decided it wasn’t a prequel after all and it was it’s own stand alone thing.

    Yet there is a Xenomorph in it?

  • phillipkslick

    Best part of getting a new Star Wars film is getting a new full length Plinkett commentary.

  • Brack to the Future

    Spoilers: it’s Cain and Abel, Luke’s crotchfruit vs Han’s boy baby. Brack News: you hear it first.

  • Steve

    Whoever made this video went to hyperbole because they knew their initial point was a fallacy. Also, I’m 1174% sure this person doesn’t know what lens flare is because they just kept whiting out the screen entirely.

    Not saying your point is wrong, I’m saying this video is a piss poor example and makes you look stupid.

  • Steve

    I am a simpleton and the scroll button on my mouse doesn’t work. LOL I JUST FOUNDS THIS SUPER HILARIOUS VIDEO HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN IT?!!1

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v93Jh6JNBng

  • Steve

    Not sure if this has been posted yet, I forgot to take my brain medicine. LOLOLOLOLOL

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v93Jh6JNBng

  • Steve
  • Matarael

    Palpatine vs Plinkett dialogue always crack me the fuck up, you guys really should just do random sketches with these 2 characters. Comedy gold.

  • Admiral Bone-to-Pick

    I admit, first thing I thought after I saw this on Youtube was, “this would be perfect to post on RLM”… but it looks like 450 others already thought the same thing.

  • Admiral Bone-to-Pick

    Or just an audio track of Plinkett repeatedly groaning “Oh no… Oh no!” as in his Episode II Review Trailer.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    thats the E-mail. the webzone is.

    http://WWW.FREE!!!SHITFORrepetitiveTURDS.COM.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    there are a few things wrong with this logic and its not your fault. it is a common misconception about the weight of a medieval broad sword. they very rarely exceeded 10lb. George was wrong with his initial idea.
    i make swords and trust me a 40lb sword would be useless.
    that said, you’re right that the stylistic change from sword fighting to jedi ninja fencing was crap. it turned the jedi from thoughtful sword masters into black blets in movie-fu.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i would rather shit on anything starwars than watch it.

  • Lional punsalot

    Andrew always feels good about himself, you on the other hand have just made a big mistake.

  • Lional punsalot

    I had hoped he was as dead as my love life.

    Nah we love yah ma kettle, without you its a struggle to make over 2000 comments per video.

  • Lional punsalot

    That’s great.

  • Lional punsalot

    Part time.

  • Lional punsalot

    “That’s right, Mike, spunk sweet whispers in my ear.”

    Corrected for you.

  • Lional punsalot

    The moment mat damon is able to return as ben afleks penis.

  • Lional punsalot

    “You can call me gay jay or you can call me jay gay.”

  • Lional punsalot

    It brings warmth to my heart that you are carrying on our work alone while life beats the shit out of me.

    I miss RLM days.

  • Lional punsalot

    The guest is strong in this fool.

  • Lional punsalot

    “No I am the one that fucked your mother when she worked as a stripper while snorting coke of her sisters ass”

  • Lional punsalot

    Yeh lets blame discuss for you inability to pay even one moments fucking attention.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    hope its not to bad out there IRL. just remember what RLM has taught you and Troll the shit out of your enemy’s!

  • Lional punsalot

    perfectly, next time get the quote right or dont fucking try.

  • Lional punsalot

    Don’t worry its not bad, just busy. I may have news at some point to share but I am not ready yet. The backlash could be too great.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    you can always diminish the effects.

  • Lional punsalot

    Then gets reborn as a zombie by the red priestess stanis left there conveniently.

  • Lional punsalot

    true dat. I missed this place though. But lets be fair, these videos RLM have released don’t exactly make up for the lack of content since I left. And I have stated several times I am putting the part of myself that could react to star wars in a coma until the actual plinket review is done.

  • Lional punsalot

    Has anyone else had the thought that jj abrams was chosen by lucas after he saw the star trek into darkness review here?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    amen to that.

  • Lional punsalot

    I got halfway through but i need to sleep, the rest will have to wait.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    sleep well and dream of large Plinketts.

  • Ranger Boo

    Wow, aren’t you an asshole. Disqus for some reason logged me out without my knowledge as I am always logged on but hey if you want to start a fight on the internet because your a fuck face troll then be my guest.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    its hard to feel bad when your me. but the funny thing is i think i’m the nice one… i generally give people a few chances before i hack their life and insult the thing they love most in the world…
    i still miss the shortness clown. he was the best troll ever. we ended up arguing in rissian. that was fun i kan barely speak inglish proper! he committed Disqusticide in the end….

  • Mads Bolding Fenger Poulsen

    Well… that was kinda what the original Star Wars did. Most concepts from it were lifted from films and serials of the past. Of course it’s original by the standards of what this movie is going to be, but it’s worth having in mind what our own nostalgia does not tell us :^)

  • Mads Bolding Fenger Poulsen

    I’m hoping that it will be a fine movie. It’s not beyond Mr. Plinkett to praise a worthy piece of film!

  • The Ghost

    I was being sort of facetious when I made the Rich Evans “Forgotten about in three months” reference. I expect the film to be what the originals were: Fun space adventure films. It’s disingenuous to expect anything different.

  • bruce wayne

    LOL.

  • bruce wayne

    LOTFLMAO! Had to reread this three times, because the Shakma comment had me rolling in the isles.

  • Lional punsalot

    Welcome to/fuck off from RLM im a part of the welcoming/fuck off you cunt committee. delete as appropriate.

  • Lional punsalot

    Your only a cunt to the cunts that deserve it, your actually a decent bloke when not having to deal with cunts.

    cunts erywhere atm, im going to be like a kid in a candy store upon my real return.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    IMDB Top 250 is some fucked up shit. Interstellar is 13? LOL Dark Knight Rises? Boyhood? Sin City? X-Men DOFP?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Boyhood is the masterpiece of flawlessness.What do you know bro?

  • Ranger Boo

    Wow, your a cunt. I make one mistake while posting and you go off on me. I feel sorry for the people close to you, You must regularly beat them for making a slight mistake. Also I wonder if you have a second account seeing as one person likes your post. You also must not of been here long as I have been commenting on this site for about a year. So you can kindly go fuck yourself and fuck off. You disgusting piece of shit.

  • Ranger Boo

    God damn! You are just an angry mother fucker!

  • Ranger Boo

    And Mass Effect fans who still to this day defend the third games absurd ending.

  • Brakken

    As with any Trek or Wars movie, I only watch the Plinkett 😀

  • Big Mclargehuge

    I’d recommend taking a chill pill but I’m afraid that might conflict with your asshole medication.

  • Lional punsalot

    You fucked up, be a man and take the hit or be a cunt and try to deflect from your failure, guess which you chose.

  • Lional punsalot

    And you are one dumb son of a bitch.

  • Lional punsalot

    I go off on any cunt that deserves it, and you deserve it. The fact you use sjw as a slur show me just what kind of cunt you are, as such im putting you on the list for special attention from this point on every mistake you make i will be there. I promise you, i will never ever leave.

  • Ranger Boo

    Yeah, why don’t you go back to Tumblr you annoying little SJW. Also I recommend checking yourself into a mental asylum. Lord knows you need to.

  • Ranger Boo

    You have done nothing but attack people on this site for no reason. You are nothing but an annoying little troll and SJW.

  • Andrey Tarkovsky Reference

    YES! YES! YES! More Star Wars movies mean more Plinkett reviews!

    **changes his pants**

  • Andrey Tarkovsky Reference

    What?

  • Earth

    Now that’s unfair. Natalie Portman is her own discount Natalie Portman.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Ratings and comments are disabled? Who are you, Anita Sarkeesian?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I thought you were dead. If you’re not dead, shouldn’t you be moping around because of your dead parents?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    It’s funnier the 17th time.

  • Big Mclargehuge

    Or 3) To snidely deride you and get under your skin? Yep, and with success.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I prefer the slower, methodical, and more emotionally charged fights in the original trilogy. There were high stakes and they weren’t fucking around when they used their lightabers, trying to do cool twirls and whatnot [forgive my lack of technical jargon]. I’m wondering, “Are you fighting or are you dancing?”

  • Milton Dammers

    What the fuck? Every other comment on this site is “make another Mr Plinkett review”… and they do and its gets fewer views and comments than a video of Rich Evans trashing a room.

  • HNSZ

    I think that one may get a lot of views.

  • HNSZ

    Don’t get sour kid.Can’t turn into a habitual complainer.

  • Steve

    Wherever stupid goes, I will be there to complain about it.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    it going to hell here with out you. i get banned and it goes to shit. your getting 9 inches of life in the arse and the same thing happens. we might be some kind of Insane Logic Balance.
    its gotten so bad that Ma Kettle is an ally!!!!!
    help me Lional Puns-kinobi, your our only hope.
    oh and lay off on calling people cunts. its getting Deletey around here. the mods are trying to restore order to this galactic republic.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    A: no 90% of the comments are “that’s going to be great.”
    B: its a review of a 80 second trailer.
    C: WHEN IS THE NEXT PLINKETT REVIEW!!!!!!!

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i think you meant Pantaloons.

  • Lional punsalot

    Lol I did notice, but cunts are fun to lay hands on.

  • Lional punsalot

    That you think you get under my skin is funny, I actually enjoy it when people like you show your faces, it gives me something to aim at, if it weren’t for you I wouldn’t have much to say on this site except the occasional reference.

  • Lional punsalot

    LOLOL guys, guys gather round I went to school today and i heard of this new insult, its SJW and I dont really know what it means but I think its something like cunt without saying cunt so I will go around using it without knowing what it really means and then I will make vapid claims with little basis in reality.

    You see if you weren’t such a cunt, I wouldn’t have attacked you, thats the real thing here. I know I know you are new to this site and you havn’t had much time to get a feel for things so you feel your being singled out by a troll, in reality, you fucked up and now I have you in my sights.

    I do not attack the undeserving.

  • Lional punsalot

    LOLOL guys guys, this new SJW slur is super awesome isnt it?

  • Lional punsalot

    Id recommend shutting your mouth but then how would you take a shit?

  • Ranger Boo

    No, I have been on here for a year. Also SJW means Social Justice Warrior. Dumbass. Also can you go three words without saying cunt? I feel sorry for you. Your parents must not have wanted a foul mouthed little bastard so they abandon you on the street. Which I don’t them. You are a unloved bastard. Not even a prostitute will sleep with you for money due to what an disgusting little worm you are.

  • Ranger Boo

    Yes it is because it means Social Justice Warrior and is given to those that feel that they need to be white knights on the internet and attack and slander people for not being PC(know what that means?) or conforming to their fucked up beliefs. Just like you.

  • Lional punsalot

    LOLOL guys i think i know what im talking about, look at me try and describe the term and apply it without realizing the fallacy im committing.

  • Lional punsalot

    You have been on here a year and yet you are only just making yourself visible to me, so either you normally have nothing worth reading and just made a huge fucking mistake in making yourself noticeable or …wait no thats it isn’t it, normally your posts are so boring and pathetic that no one bothers reading them.

    Well now I will be watching out for you and your inability to argue on a proficient adult level. So you have a few options, firstly you can go back to being white noise in the background that no one pays attention, or you can continue making yourself my target.

    Nah its too late for that, I have you on my list already and its kind of like a stone tablet of people I will always look out for because making people like you shit your bed, metaphorically speaking. (normally i wouldn’t have to type that but reading your other attempts at communication leads me to believe its necessary to stop you taking another shit in your own bed) is what gives me an erection in the morning.

  • Ranger Boo

    No I have commented on other vids from time to time just not as regularly as everyone else because I have a life unlike you. Also congrats, you went a whole post without saying cunt. You get a cookie. Also I reported you and all your post to Disqus. Your going to getting banned as I have been told by them. So good luck with that. Also come after me again with a different user name and I will to make it my life’s mission to have you banned on Disqus for life. Yeah two can play at that game. Also if I know or find out who you are in real life I will and gonna sue your ass for harassment and drain you of what little you have in your pathetic life. And I have a mountain of evidenced right here and that I saved.

  • Lional punsalot

    Carry right on, see how far it gets you. I love how your trying to run under the skirt of your mother though. Shows just how fully you have failed to make any headway here. Save away, ban away, I will always be back, stronger and more numerous than before.

    Keep running little girl, i can smell the fear from here.

  • Ranger Boo

    Who am I trying to impress? You or boyfriend who ups your comments? Please. Also I can tell you enjoy beating women or have issues with women. Looks like we have another Bundy on our hands. Also have fun being banned and also sued once I find out who you are.

  • Lional punsalot

    On the internet there is no such thing as gender, you are making me so hard right now i think im going to have a heart attack before my spunk hits the floor.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i am pretty sure you cant be a troll and a SJW at the same time.

  • Lional punsalot

    shh dont let him know the mistakes hes making, he wont understand anyway.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    lional we need you on the front. let this one go. i have to go to bed and HNSZsteve wont insult them selves.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    meh… saving things only works if people care about their reputation. like that law student that used his real name. poor bastard. you should let it go too. this is not helping RLM. come and fight HNSZ with us. we could all rule RLM togeather.

  • Ranger Boo

    In real life I mean. Your just an awful person on the internet. Enjoy what little time you have left.

  • Ranger Boo

    Umm… What world do you live in? SJW trolls are all over YouTube and Tumblr.

  • Lional punsalot

    Anyone that reads this will see neither he nor I is innocent, It would be worth seeing him try to go to a court to “sue” me, I would like to know how hard they laugh when he explains “its because someone was nasty to me on the internet”. Now he either believes what he is saying, which is hilarious and worthy of being recorded for posterity, or he is trying to make threats thinking they will stop me when in reality it only has the reverse effect.

    If i get banned brother, hold the fort until I am home, I know you got this.

  • Lional punsalot

    In real life you have no idea what you are talking about, on the internet you are making yourself look like a fool. You have made as many insults as I have, just with less flare and ability. Your threats on the other hand are so laughable that I am thinking of making a website dedicated to this conversation If i can tear myself away from my other interests.

    I enjoy all my time, whether a little or a lot is left. You do realize how easy making a fake email account and identity is on the internet right? You do realize that disqus will ban me but never give you any information about who I am right? You do realize that if you went to the court with my name and told them look what the mean troll said to me booohooo please let me sue them, they would look at you and laugh until they cried right?

    If you dont realize those things, then I guess this is going to be more fun for me than the time I actually argued with the lawyer on here.

  • Ranger Boo

    Thanks but no thanks.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    by definition a Social Justice Warrior is desperately trying to make the world better. a troll just clubs people and eats their bones.

  • Ranger Boo

    What flare? You have just been calling me a cunt in almost all your post. Jesus Christ do you think highly of yourself to the point of narcissism. Also try me. I can get anyone’s info anywhere.

  • Ranger Boo

    Please define “better”. If anything a SJW is misguided at best.

  • Lional punsalot

    And with that alone I have made you throw a tantrum of epic proportions, I really do love myself so very much.

    Go for it, my info isnt hard to get, and then go to the court, and then try and get them to take you seriously.

    Like I said I can argue and beat the living shit out of real lawyers in my spare time, what chance do you think you stand here?

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    fair enough. i wouldnt if i was you either.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i find it hard to fault some one for wanting social justice… lional prefers the justice of the sword. not really the same thing at all.

  • Ranger Boo

    Oh God. Yeah, I know what kind of person you now after that comment. A Petulant and narcissistic 12-year-old who thinks he’s smarter than everyone in the world. Yeah… I’m not going to keep going with you. Not to mention that I’m not going to keep beating on someone who’s right now on life support and is desperately trying to prove a point with the little time he has left.

  • Lional punsalot

    Smarter than everyone? Nope, smarter than you? A thousand times yes, in fact I very much think at this point that your idiocy decends into the reaches of pre historic man.

    Btw the power you think you weild to control the internet is fascinating to me, I dont need to keep arguing with you, you actually destroyed yourself many posts ago for about 4 posts now I have just been adding decoration to my work.

  • Ranger Boo

    Yeah… You keep on talking. Won’t make a difference for you.

  • Lional punsalot

    It does though, when I add this to my folder of funny I want it to have all the trimmings.

  • Lional punsalot

    Btw I think my next username could actually be my best joke yet.

    It has both setup and payoff.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    it takes quit a lot to get banned. and i was trying to help and you make homophobic remarks about me… your losing the high ground faster than a krispy fried jedi.

  • Omis

    I like when some one brings up the problems of the original trilogy, they always bring up the ones in RotJ. The one generally regarded as the weakest. Yes the people who have a problem with Jar Jar aslo had problems with Ewoks. RotJ was the start of the decline of Star Wars.

    I remember George blaming studio interference for RotJ being so weak. I also remember being so excited when read that George used all of his money to fund TPM so he could make the movie he wanted without some Exec telling him what to do. Then I saw TPM and realized George wanted all the stupid shit RotJ. Makes me wonder how much worse that movie would have been if he had complete control.

  • Emperor Garm

    Ha! Love the “This Island Earth” avatar. Quick Exeter, find me an Interocitor!

  • It’s going to be mediocre and forgettable. It’ll be the kind of movie where you say, “It was alright, I guess.” But if it wasn’t called Star Wars, you wouldn’t remember much about it until a co-worker quotes it at work and you smile and go, “I’ve seen that movie… [movie quotation]!”

    People like me don’t care. I wont watch it until Rifftrax releases their version of it which will help put the Plinkett Review into context. Just as I did with Indiana Jones and the Shiny Alien Head.

    I actually hope that it’s worse than I think because there’s no hope for it matching the accidental quality of the first trilogy.

  • dragonchild

    That’s going to be great.

  • dragonchild

    Creating it if necessary, evidently.

  • bruce wayne

    Is that supposed to be directed at my screen name “Taco?” Lol, dumbass.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    the technical terms are
    the sharp bit
    the not sharp bit. (you hold that bit)
    and the cross bit.
    then there is the fighting terms. like…
    blocking.
    swinging.
    and “i’ll try spinning, thats a good trick.”
    and now your a jedi. any questions?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    What I think you’re missing is that Rich’s reaction was able to get more views and more comments than the Mr. Plinkett review. It’s more an oddity of the reaction video than a failure of this Mr. Plinkett review.

    On top of that this review of a mere 88-second teaser was able to get over a quarter million views.

  • Big Mclargehuge

    You’re a very angry person you know that? 🙂

  • There are many haters out there…and I don’t care for their useless comments.

  • Not really…it makes the viewer sick.

  • Your argument is invalid. LOL

    I know what a lens flare is. JJ used lens flares and flash his little flashlight into the actors’ faces to try to blind them too.

  • George Lucas knows how to shoot a steady shot; JJ doesn’t.

  • Dick Hertz

    Harry Knowles blocked someone for posting this on Kickstarter. He also banned me for saying I wanted to see someone tip him out of his wheelchair and piss on him

  • Paul Acevedo

    We can only hope so. The shorter ones have been disappointing IMO.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i miss being able to post pics of the Emperor in his undies….

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    the crash zooms, shakey cam and the startrek inserts are good. but a white out camera flash is NOT a lense flare. the dick head who made this needs to shell out the bucks for after effects or not bother. another good parody ruined by “Just Not Getting IT!”

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    i hate to agree with you steve… but i Totally agree with you.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    oh luc-dim-lion. i tried to warn you. thank you for diving on the grenade but i’m at the Bond point of you only live twice. if i was to get to meet the band again i would have to leave, and when you rise again take this advice.
    re-read your straw war after you left. when fighting never swear never use graphic imagery. take the high ground and make the troll gibber out their ears, but never raise your voice. and when they are smeared in shit just hold up the mirror.
    We have been the best of trolls and the worst of trolls. its time to let the trolls smash them selves on calm polite slightly sarcastic logic.
    rise soon my friend.

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  • Joe Syxpac

    Episode VII: The Force Awakens
    Episode VIII: The Force has a Hangover
    Episode IX: The Force Yelled at His Kids and Beat His Wife

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    the names of the characters are now known… so the ball-gag droid is BB-8. my first point is B-8=Bait. it this a dig at indignant fans? a childish writers in joke? or it it just a distraction? a year to wait for answers… meh i’m over it already. (he said knowing he was lying.)

  • phillipkslick

    I can’t see him not pulling out the stops for Star Wars. Unless it’s bad, in which case he may just feel like, “Fuck it,” and not have much more to say than he already has. If it’s good, he’d have to do a full length, fans will demand it and he’d have to compare them to the prequels.

  • Zarathustrian

    It’s stylistically designed to be that way.

  • AdeoAdversary

    Hilarious. Fuck I really miss Plinkett.

  • You’re an idiot. You are argument is invalid. Who cares if there are not any lens flares in this video. It still makes SEVERAL points that today’s Hollywood style of directing is unprofessional and lazy…Fanboy. LOL

    Go back to criticizing Red Letter Media because that is what you do best and it is probably the only thing you do.

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    when you you find out what you do best let us know…

  • DiscipleOf TheWatch

    Did someone tell you that intelligent people don’t condense their opinions into soundbites for easy consumption?

  • DiscipleOf TheWatch

    Did someone tell you that intelligent people don’t condense their opinions into soundbites for easy consumption?

  • DiscipleOf TheWatch

    Did Han Solo have a faggy ear piercing in the original trilogy? Hmmm

  • the corpse of Andrew Thompson.

    Really?

  • bruce wayne

    You’re random, not to mention off topic, comments are reminiscent of that Andrew Corpse who trolls this webzone.

  • Andhaira

    So, when are we getting Plinkett reaction to the new SW Force Awakens trailer, that shows Han and Chewie???

  • thatdouchewhodontlikeyourplaye

    Here’s a parody edit of Half In The Bag’s review of Star Trek Into Darkness made to look like they’re reviewing Star Wars The Force Awakens instead.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUcs2vbsxUc

    This is a re-edit and uploaded today since I felt the older version didn’t have enough “Star Wars” connections. Plus I pooped on JJ Abrams in this newer version.

  • Johnny Barbells

    …it’s december 18th, 2015, 11:06 pm on the east coast …”force awakens” has been out for over a full day now …WHY IS’NT THERE A PLINKETT REVIEW ALREADY??? [flies into completely unreasonable rage]

  • Finnegan’sfriend

    Absolutely, I am chomping at the bit in wait!

  • Finnegan’sfriend

    Exactly, especially since Lucas sold Star Wars to Disney for 4 Billion…..and the FA has already hit the 1 B mark in sales …….Mr P will most certainly have something to say about “the draw” at the BO, or so I am hoping!!!! Somehow, I do not think he will be able to keep a lid on it for too long!

  • quick_moranis

    Yeah, I say give it a year at the most. Give it time to come to blu ray, so he can watch it a bunch and dissect it thoroughly.

  • Emprah

    PLINKETT IS BACK PLINKETT IS BACK WANTWANTWANTWANTWANT!

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