The lighting within the Plinkett house set got a lot better….and then you abandoned it.
I love it when Mike and Jay loathe the movie; they have a lot more to talk about then.
I reckon the reason films have become “the bottom of the barrel”, so to speak, is because writers, i.e. people who actually care about plotting and character development have more creative control in television, whereas the film industry is dominated by fuckhead directors and producers who only care about pandering to idiots and turning a profit in an environment where cinemas are becoming increasingly irrelevant.
I love those late night Cinemax flicks with Melissa Moore.
they were kidding it was actually her
Weird, the production values on this episode seem way worse than the more recent film, with the lighting being too harsh and the audio being too canned. Eh, still funny and intelligent which is what’s most important.
The worst movie ever is not Samurai Cop, it’s Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
oh a Persian wrote Samurai Cop! It makes sooooo much sense now.
Half in the bag was just starting out though.
Rich is so fucking funny.
You guys should review The Toxic Avenger series.
Pulling an all-nighter playing video games on one screen, rewatching old episodes of Half in the Bag on the other, a bottle of red wine and some fine herbs to smoke. Perfect.
It’s always like that. Try watching ANY television show through a couple of seasons, then go back and watch the first season again.
Wow was that really Charles Dance?
“Video games”: I think you misspelled “porn”
8:14 – 8:25 Sums up all red letter media productions
Quick note: As a stoner who also loves fantasy realms the movie was actually something that caught my interest. I guess you could say there is always an audience, though I’d argue that I find it likely that some D&D nerds would be stoners…
That said, the movie is only good baked off your ass, and even then only really the first time… And maybe “good” is a bit much, haha. Average maybe?
I’d say it will get lots of late night cable play, but I’m pretty sure cable is already dead (the only person I know who watches cable is my grandfather…).
Oh god, i just saw Samurai Cop! BEST. MOVIE. EVER!!
I was once raped while baked. It was good… well average maybe.
Fuck you, Pat. I’ll tie you to a chair and force feed you my shit.
Well that escalated quickly….
I agree, i love Dude Wheres my car AND Lord of the Rings! Dont speak for me you soothesayers!!
I believe the word is schlock. It’s an older term, and people do use it. It is also Yiddish, which leads me to believe you may be an anti-Semite.
So, Plinkett has gone from kidnapping women and keeping them in his basement before forcing them to watch Star Wars movies with him, to fantasizing about Black Baby Jesus. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
its 2 different Plinketts actually. They mention in the preview for one of the Plinkett reviews
Wow, samurai cop looks like a masterpiece.
“You and I got nothing to do, let’s fuck.”
Pure Genius. Its like the anti-porno.
I think we broke this one..
Yes, many people use the word schlock, Lady from Two Years Ago. It’s also the only term that carries the correct meaning. If you can find a better word in your incorrect dictionary, please let everyone know and maybe we’ll all start using it.
Hey, Man from Three Years Ago: I bet you feel stupid now. These Half Bags are quite the popular thing already!
this video won’t play for me.
Alright, this has convinced me to see “Samurai Cop”.
Samurai Cop is awesomely bad.
Omg, you´ve definitely improved at lighting!
Listening to their introduction at the beginning made it sound exactly like a new “The Princess Bride”… but then I had to hear them tell me it was just another crappy movie… too bad.
No, that’s a bad idea. RLM has total content control. I don’t want some dickhead TV producer to infect their shows with terrible ideas or stupid marketing gimmicks.
Karaoke…never done it.
Hey, did you know Samurai Cop is still alive?
(I regret nothing. I had to do it.)
Apparently Mike was masturbating to Caroline Davis, an Irish student from Ulster,..
Ah this reminds me of the one time someone sold me raid as LSD. Good times.
Chad Vader was awesome.
Caroline Davis was only used during the dive shot. The initial strip down was in fact Natalie Portman. My guess is the dive needed a body double for insurance reasons.
It was deceptive. Mike deserves clarity about his masturbatory fantasies.
It’s called a stunt double. It’s supposed to be deceptive. Otherwise, what’s the fucking point?
Jannis Farley, Samurai Cop’s girlfriend, is smoking hot! It’s the ONLY thing this movie got right…
I finally got to see it… Only took me 9 months to watch it.
This is the 94th comment on this web zone.
Dexter: Well written and really smart.
Well you have to realize the last couple seasons were not aired.
Samurai Cop, watch it here!
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