Your Highness and Samurai Cop

  • Strelnikov

    The lighting within the Plinkett house set got a lot better….and then you abandoned it.

    I love it when Mike and Jay loathe the movie; they have a lot more to talk about then.

  • I reckon the reason films have become “the bottom of the barrel”, so to speak, is because writers, i.e. people who actually care about plotting and character development have more creative control in television, whereas the film industry is dominated by fuckhead directors and producers who only care about pandering to idiots and turning a profit in an environment where cinemas are becoming increasingly irrelevant.

  • I love those late night Cinemax flicks with Melissa Moore.

  • autonomousgerm

    Hell yeah.

  • Apexcasket

    they were kidding it was actually her

  • Wazzu

    Weird, the production values on this episode seem way worse than the more recent film, with the lighting being too harsh and the audio being too canned. Eh, still funny and intelligent which is what’s most important.

  • deerstop

    The worst movie ever is not Samurai Cop, it’s Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

  • oh a Persian wrote Samurai Cop! It makes sooooo much sense now.

  • Half in the bag was just starting out though.

  • Mittens

    Rich is so fucking funny.

  • Q

    You guys should review The Toxic Avenger series.

  • Daniel Bakke

    Pulling an all-nighter playing video games on one screen, rewatching old episodes of Half in the Bag on the other, a bottle of red wine and some fine herbs to smoke. Perfect.

  • Daniel Bakke

    It’s always like that. Try watching ANY television show through a couple of seasons, then go back and watch the first season again.

  • Harry Roberts

    Wow was that really Charles Dance?

  • jnorris441

    “Video games”: I think you misspelled “porn”

  • Jack Dunn

    8:14 – 8:25 Sums up all red letter media productions

  • Vasid

    Quick note: As a stoner who also loves fantasy realms the movie was actually something that caught my interest. I guess you could say there is always an audience, though I’d argue that I find it likely that some D&D nerds would be stoners…

    That said, the movie is only good baked off your ass, and even then only really the first time… And maybe “good” is a bit much, haha. Average maybe?

    I’d say it will get lots of late night cable play, but I’m pretty sure cable is already dead (the only person I know who watches cable is my grandfather…).

  • pat

    shut up

  • Jean-François Martel

    Oh god, i just saw Samurai Cop! BEST. MOVIE. EVER!!

  • MAD

    I was once raped while baked. It was good… well average maybe.

  • The Ghost of Plinkett’s Son

    Fuck you, Pat. I’ll tie you to a chair and force feed you my shit.

  • Morgan Jones

    Well that escalated quickly….

  • Moi

    I agree, i love Dude Wheres my car AND Lord of the Rings! Dont speak for me you soothesayers!!

  • Dan Fallone

    I believe the word is schlock. It’s an older term, and people do use it. It is also Yiddish, which leads me to believe you may be an anti-Semite.

  • sepiajack

    The Wizard!

  • stripeyunderpants

    So, Plinkett has gone from kidnapping women and keeping them in his basement before forcing them to watch Star Wars movies with him, to fantasizing about Black Baby Jesus. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

  • Vicarious Fan

    its 2 different Plinketts actually. They mention in the preview for one of the Plinkett reviews

  • Andrew Herlihy

    Wow, samurai cop looks like a masterpiece.

  • LukeMM95

    “You and I got nothing to do, let’s fuck.”
    “Shut up!”
    Pure Genius. Its like the anti-porno.

  • Duckler

    I think we broke this one..

  • ScottMintred

    Yes, many people use the word schlock, Lady from Two Years Ago. It’s also the only term that carries the correct meaning. If you can find a better word in your incorrect dictionary, please let everyone know and maybe we’ll all start using it.

  • ScottMintred

    Hey, Man from Three Years Ago: I bet you feel stupid now. These Half Bags are quite the popular thing already!

  • Punkster

    this video won’t play for me.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Alright, this has convinced me to see “Samurai Cop”.

  • Trekker4747

    Samurai Cop is awesomely bad.

  • Paulus Cañamonjas

    Omg, you´ve definitely improved at lighting!

  • perfectlyreasonabletoo

    Listening to their introduction at the beginning made it sound exactly like a new “The Princess Bride”… but then I had to hear them tell me it was just another crappy movie… too bad.


    No, that’s a bad idea. RLM has total content control. I don’t want some dickhead TV producer to infect their shows with terrible ideas or stupid marketing gimmicks.

  • fred

    Karaoke…never done it.

  • dunesen

    Hey, did you know Samurai Cop is still alive?

    (I regret nothing. I had to do it.)

  • Eric Moreland

    Apparently Mike was masturbating to Caroline Davis, an Irish student from Ulster,..

  • andrew thompson

    your mum?

  • Solafein

    Ah this reminds me of the one time someone sold me raid as LSD. Good times.

  • Martín Galarza Flores

    Chad Vader was awesome.

    Good times.

  • Sully

    Caroline Davis was only used during the dive shot. The initial strip down was in fact Natalie Portman. My guess is the dive needed a body double for insurance reasons.

  • Eric Moreland

    It was deceptive. Mike deserves clarity about his masturbatory fantasies.

  • Sully

    It’s called a stunt double. It’s supposed to be deceptive. Otherwise, what’s the fucking point?

  • Marty Willer

    Jannis Farley, Samurai Cop’s girlfriend, is smoking hot! It’s the ONLY thing this movie got right…

  • Punkster

    I finally got to see it… Only took me 9 months to watch it.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    This is the 94th comment on this web zone.

  • jimmy

    Dexter: Well written and really smart.

  • Andrew Dickman

    Well you have to realize the last couple seasons were not aired.

  • iswantingcake
  • MovieLove

    Samurai Cop, watch it here!


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