om my god, the ending was … as bad as those Michael Bay Transformers movies:)
Jay-M-
I liked when they brought up the old adage; Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. I saw Transformers-1, and would never see Transformers 2 or 3, or any other Michael Bay movie ever again. It was the worst movie experience of my life, and I’m just an average guy. The cartoon from the 80′s had more interesting characters with more depth and better, more intelligent plot and motives of the characters. I would rather watch someone rolling around in poop and throw up. LOL
http://twitter.com/Samtertainment Samuel Pérez García
Actually, Transformers 1 was fun. It was Transformers 2 that began the horribleness (it’s actually the worst one). 3 wasn’t as fucked as 2 but it was really bad too. The last hour is literally all one action sequence, which is best described by the dragging of the shit and vomiting sequence in this review.
Jakoporeeno
Transformers 3: The dark moon rises
positivelySlime
Fagshenanigans!
lumplstiltskin
I had to pause the video I laughed so hard at “fagschenanegains”
Math-Jim
Best part is when he takes the time to open the “Eyewitness” box to throw up in it. It’s a VCR game from 1985…
Mr. Dick
Autobot-Land. oh for fuck’s sake.
pooty
didn’t watch the whole movie? can’t review it
http://www.facebook.com/daniel.westgate.100 Daniel Westgate
The point is that in 2:30 hours nothing of consequence happens, as shown by the fact that the start and end are almost completely unrelateable and what is relatable is the same. Moon. Smash. Boom.
http://www.facebook.com/robin.graves.92775 Robin Graves
John Malkovich’s Malkovich is John Malkovich’s John Malkovich Malkovich.
http://www.facebook.com/MaaShinn Matthew Shannon
eveything is terrible… HIPSTER CULTURE! fuck.
WhuWhu
Was hoping for a better review guys, you usually do awesome, but splitting up the watching half of the movie each you spend more time talking about what the other missed. This movie sucks and this review needed to punch it in the nose
disqus_FocX9fayp3
Why is there blood on their floor?
DBSLAYER7
Rule one of the internet: Don’t drink or eat anything while watching a Mr. Plinkett review.
http://www.facebook.com/daniel.westgate.100 Daniel Westgate
It got to the point where I felt I might vomit myself.
Liquidus
So you did watch Transformers 3.
http://www.facebook.com/daniel.westgate.100 Daniel Westgate
Yeah. Then I tried to show my girlfiend and 40 minutes in I showed her the run time and she demanded we shut it off.
Jordan
Nice avatar, Bro!
Fire and Blood!
DBSLAYER7
The real review starts a t 23:32
http://www.facebook.com/daniel.westgate.100 Daniel Westgate
Then it should be an hour and a half of robots fighting.
http://twitter.com/Samtertainment Samuel Pérez García
It WAS an hour and a half of robots fighting… after an hour of set up!
http://www.facebook.com/daniel.westgate.100 Daniel Westgate
My favorite part is how you describe it perfectly as if it were a G movie for 3 year olds.
http://www.facebook.com/LovelessDogg Felipe Chavez
I honestly couldn’t tell if they were being serious or not, because everything they talked about sounds more like they didn’t actually watch the movie at all. I understood it completely and had no problem at all with it. Oh, well. I’ll just keep watching these videos because I think everything they say is hilarious anyway.
seppo
And in this episode Half in the Bag became officially awesome! It was only kinda good before this…
Gavin
Mike’s face at the start of the review.
John Doe
Disliking a movie isn’t what makes you a snob. Calling people who like a movie “shiteaters” is what makes you a snob. And before anyone say anything, I don’t like those movies either. I’m just not into this bullshit world-view that says that the ways people spend their free time define them as people.
As sophisticated as you people like to think you are compared to the average movie-goer, the lot of you are just a bunch of self-satisfied groupthinkers.
i thought this was interesting, anyone its a gif of a recycled image in transformers from ‘the island’
David Nugent
The Requiem Mass was perfect for this.
Russ2553
Mike and Jay,
I can offer only one word to describe your work on this episode:
Brilliant.
You guys remind me of the spirit that Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell had in their early days of film making. Keep up the good work.
Best duel meaning ending I’ve seen in years. Be proud of yourselves. I’ve not laughed harder in decades!
Max
The shaky cam while the whole vomit scene is just 100% “michael bay approved” perfect.
guest
Inception and the Dark Knight ARE over-rated. Remember: less-shitty doesn’t mean good. Inception literally has worse character development than Transformers 3.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000651399507 John C. Westray
Do you know what a character is? Do you know what development means?
I would always try practical effects over CGI. Even if the effects don’t look super real, as long as they look good they will always be better than CGI. I think there can be a middle ground between the two. Christopher Nolan favors practical effects over CGI, so he’ll use real models to incorporate with his visual effects. It would have been very easy to just do a CGI Tumbler or Batwing, but no. He decide to use the real thing and use CGI to blend it in to the real life environments.
Dr.Killinger
Just a word, since I don’t give a fuck how long ago you posted. There are two people in the world: those who get the joke, and those who think it is for “entertainment purposes only”
Nick
mikes face when they cut to them after the montage in the beginning is why i love red letter media
Nick again
or rather, *before* the little transformer trailer
http://www.facebook.com/people/William-Crafton/100001283161207 William Crafton
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