Rise of the Planet of the Apes and Cyphan Con 2011

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  • Strelnikov

    At 13:32 you can see Svengoolie signing autographs.

  • Not Andy Dick

    Why you gotta be so hard on Dick, huh?

  • Ricardo

    so Silence of the Lambs is passable, because you only care about Hannibal, and he’s in 17 minutes, out of 100-ish

    • ajroach

      fuck off its their review not yours

  • ex1lepr0

    Tell me, how does cynicism feel, good sir?

  • Lara

    John Lithgow is a genius! Gave me nightmares after Dexter season 4 and still made me cry like a baby over his disease in this movie. That´s gotta be talent..

  • kyliefanboy

    that guy from the thidh rock looks like a serial killer. I would imagine,that if he would be a such a monster, they would call him the TRINITY. It’s a good example that when you cast people, you don’t have to cast people based on “how they look” but how good actors are they. In Dexter, the “thidth rock dude” was amazing as I always though that he’d be a funnyguy or some super villain from cliffhanger…me bes drunk so me opinion is messy,

  • emanuel reuter

    BAM!

  • proghead777

    Because there’s a lot more to a movie than a good performance. You can have a great performance in an utterly shitty movie. It happens, and not all that rarely.

  • http://twitter.com/toruforevamente Jonatas da Silva

    Thank god they broke that damn vase.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=31000360 Benjamin Baxter

    For your information, kind sir: Planet of the Apes was based on a French novel titled La Planète des singes, published originally in 1963. It was written by the same Frenchman who wrote The Bridge Over the River Kwai. Author and Frenchman Pierre Boulle is not known for being a stoner.

    • Martín Galarza Flores

      To be fair, the people who know that probably sum up to the number of 10 in all the planet, so…

  • http://www.facebook.com/gene.parmesan.927 Gene Parmesan

    Wait, Joe Dante? Didn’t he make Small Soldiers, the movie that made Andy Dick murder Phil Hartman?

    • andrew thompson

      to soon!

  • Hosse

    I was thinking of that same article, and I was gonna post it. Cracked is the best website to ever exist.

  • Martín Galarza Flores

    It’s not a prequel, it’s in fact a reboot. Or at least so it says on the Wikipedia page. There are plenty of nods to the original Charlton Heston movie, but still…

  • Lee Balderson

    ‘Sorry, we’re unable to play this episode.’ WHATS GOING ON I CANT WATCH ANYTHING!?

  • Morgan Jones

    “I think he might be a sex pervert” as opposed to what other kind of pervert?

    • cabbo

      Yeah, that word basically means someone who twists something for their own personal benefit.

  • Quitch

    Those interviews were excellent, as opposed to incredibly awkward like I was expecting.

  • Martín Galarza Flores

    Like Rich Evans said once:

    ” “It says Star Wars! Here’s my money!” or “It says Spider-Man! Here’s my money!” “

    • Cameron Vale

      It says Planet Of The Apes! Here’s my monkey!

      • Martín Galarza Flores

        Take your stinking paws of my monkey, you damn dirty exec!

  • ThomasHFoolery

    Did anyone else notice the ghost thing that flashes up at 20:34?

  • splimis

    I like the jungly music in the episode. Appropriate and nice to listen to. Reminds me of playing Civilization 3.

  • Simon

    The grin on Mike’s face after he smashes the vase is priceless.

    • Skewed_View

      Spoiler alert!

  • Guest

    Really tho

  • Zefram Mann

    Bingo. This goes doubly so for the sequel where we see good and bad humans AND apes. It’s amazing how much subtlety was used in a movie about a super-intelligent chimpanzee.

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