Rise of the Planet of the Apes and Cyphan Con 2011

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  • Strelnikov

    At 13:32 you can see Svengoolie signing autographs.

  • Not Andy Dick

    Why you gotta be so hard on Dick, huh?

  • Ricardo

    so Silence of the Lambs is passable, because you only care about Hannibal, and he’s in 17 minutes, out of 100-ish

    • ajroach

      fuck off its their review not yours

  • ex1lepr0

    Tell me, how does cynicism feel, good sir?

  • Lara

    John Lithgow is a genius! Gave me nightmares after Dexter season 4 and still made me cry like a baby over his disease in this movie. That´s gotta be talent..

  • kyliefanboy

    that guy from the thidh rock looks like a serial killer. I would imagine,that if he would be a such a monster, they would call him the TRINITY. It’s a good example that when you cast people, you don’t have to cast people based on “how they look” but how good actors are they. In Dexter, the “thidth rock dude” was amazing as I always though that he’d be a funnyguy or some super villain from cliffhanger…me bes drunk so me opinion is messy,

  • emanuel reuter

    BAM!

  • proghead777

    Because there’s a lot more to a movie than a good performance. You can have a great performance in an utterly shitty movie. It happens, and not all that rarely.

  • http://twitter.com/toruforevamente Jonatas da Silva

    Thank god they broke that damn vase.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=31000360 Benjamin Baxter

    For your information, kind sir: Planet of the Apes was based on a French novel titled La Planète des singes, published originally in 1963. It was written by the same Frenchman who wrote The Bridge Over the River Kwai. Author and Frenchman Pierre Boulle is not known for being a stoner.

  • http://www.facebook.com/gene.parmesan.927 Gene Parmesan

    Wait, Joe Dante? Didn’t he make Small Soldiers, the movie that made Andy Dick murder Phil Hartman?

  • Hosse

    I was thinking of that same article, and I was gonna post it. Cracked is the best website to ever exist.

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