With the Oscars right around the corner, Mike and Jay decide to shit on all the nominees.
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ERECTION! SO HARD!
Right on time gents! Now I can delay wrist sliting for 49 minutes!
JLAW FALLS DOWN AT AWARD SHOWS.
SO RELATABLE,QUIRKY AND DOWN TO EARTH AM I RITE???!!!!???? 11!!??
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I’m holding out for an epic remix of “Earned It” from the Fifty Shades of Grey film.
I want to win a supermeat award!
That picture of the cute lil varmints behind Mike is cute..
Aliens? Time travel? Half In the Bag has jumped the shark! Mike and Jay are frauds! This is the most disappointing thing since Star Wars Episode I: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
Damn it, I can’t watch it because my classes start in fifteen minutes!
It’s really a damn shame Sicario was left out of both best picture and any of the best actor/actress nominations. It should easily win its best cinematography category at least.
I will only watch another Oscars ceremony when all the nominees are black
Deakins always gets snubbed. Unlike Leo though he actually deserves to win.
The host is black.
Racism won’t last forever.
He’s not a nominee though.
I’m gonna watch Tim and Gregg’s Oscar Special again this year.
You know what else starts with B?
Half Life 3.
Oscars? Not in my house. *cocks gun* Bring it Leo, I’ll let you look into something. My double barrels!
And “B” is the third letter in the Alphabet! Half Life 3 confirmed!
Come on, guys. Senator McCarthy never accused anyone of being a communist spy, who wasn’t a communist spy. That’s historical fact, confirmed since Russia opened some of their files to the USA. The “unofficial” Hollywood Blacklist is simple to understand. The Communists in the USSR were murdering Russian Jewish writers and artists, removing Jewish scientists from their jobs, denying the holocaust and denying Jewish emigration rights. Who were the power players in Hollywood? Many of them were Jewish men, so obviously they aren’t going to hire someone who supports a regime that is murdering and oppressing innocent Jews. The blacklist wasn’t instituted by McCarthy or the government, it was an unspoken agreement by Jews to not hire anyone who supported the world’s worst oppressor of Jews. Trumbo was a scumbag, because he was supporting a murderous antisemitic government, that’s why he was blacklisted. I know you guys are just VCR repairmen, but open up a history book sometime.
Best “Fourthwall broken” Picture goes to… Deadpool. Suck it Leo, get AIDS and die.
Don’t worry Mike the Academy members, also don’t understand animation, one member think Ghibli is Chinese
Please review Zootopia
Please stop asking them to review animated movies.
Imagine if Jewish people were to blacklist everyone who was persecuting them in the history.
Even the brief history of Jewish people reads like a slasher movie.
The USSR was actively persecuting Jews when they created the blacklist. They weren’t holding a grudge, they were responding to present day events.
Nope, I been asking since Paranorman, I can be patient
Ps animation is not a genre
well fuck me purple, I wasn’t expecting an episode today
How about cultivating a culture of fear and ability to use “communist” as an umbrella term for anything that’s different from mainstream culture.
There’s a reason we talk about “Mccarthyism” or Mccarthy Era” and not just the hearings.
He didn’t say they were. Paranorman rocks though.
It’s the little things, innit?
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That would be a legitimate complaint, if McCarthy hadn’t been right. He didn’t accuse anyone of being a spy who wasn’t. As for the House Un-American Activities Committee…that was in the House, McCarthy was a Senator. Many people of a particular political persuasion lump it all under “McCarthyism”, so that they can discredit McCarthy’s work with the excesses of the House. McCarthy was right, we have the facts now, he wasn’t the enemy.
This might be the most polarizing Half in the Bag for me ever.
And I am obviously talking about their use of the word cunt.
Cancer Death Award 2016 goes to… Mr. Bowie. Come on up, get your price… oh.
oh no not the oscars……
They roast the martian harder then we did you with your review
Yea, the whole Red Scare thing was pretty bloody awful, especially considering it culminated with Wounded Knee.
Can’t say I studied it extensively, but as he was pretty bad when on camera or on radio, it is true that he became an easy media villain when the cultural tide started to turn.
I’ll read up on it, right or wrong are pretty strong things to say when considering these things. The times were hard for plenty of people who wanted to express things out of the party line, East or West.
Except Jay’s take on Mad Max, I can’t say I agree with almost anything they said.
I am not surprised they didn’t like Martian, afteral, they are Deadpool fans.
Rich Evans once teleported into my living room dressed as an alien and suggesting a daisy chain…
We don’t speak of that night…
BOOM! SHOTS FIRED!
But yeah there wasn’t much to agree for me in this episode either. Lots of empty statements and cynicism so thick it makes IMDB blush.
French Revolution was pretty bad time. As was the rest of the 14th century, Spain.
The Oscars voting process is broken than America’s electoral college, like Mike the members don’t have to watch the nominated movies, which is why animation genre is complete crap,because they don’t bother watching the more obscure stuff
Room sounds like a non entertaining version of Bad Boy Bubby..
Watch “The Hidden”!
If I wasn’t currently dead inside, I would argue with their opinions, but I can’t muster a single fuck to give.
But it’s fun to see them mock things that I actually liked about both Martian / Bridge. It’s like: “Yea, I know! But that’s why I liked it.”
I sure am glad Mr. Plinkett isn’t dead now… again. That plotli- I mean life development sure worked out the best for everyone.
You’re a teacher?
[Set up for the obvious reply]
Oh, God, they got the little kid a dog?
What’s the worst that could possibly happen?
Always two there are..
Mad Max was so shit, it will probably win.
What are you, my mom?
Mad Max is the most cinematic movie of the year, with perhaps the least amount of dialog of the best picture nomination
Which is why it probably won’t win, the academy members prefer talky movies that are basically plays
Nope, it’s too amazingly cinematic and not enough talking
When Mike was talking about Spotlight and wanting fight scenes in it, I was reminded of the Simpsons episode with Mel Gibson, in which Homer “helps” Mel to put some action into a boring historical movie about Thomas Jefferson, because Homer as a “real american” certainly knows best what people actually want to see. 😀
In Homer’s version, instead of long boring speeches, everyone is beheaded by Thomas Jefferson and there is blood everywhere. The movie then becomes one of the worst pictures of all time and serves as a warning to others. 😀
I think your mistaken, Mel was remaking Mr Smith goes to Washington
No, but I might be your daddy.
How is JLaw so popular? I’m so very over the pretentious prick. I hate how everything she is in tries to push her into the spotlight.
Buy me a dinner first, at least.
We must send RLM more tapes of The Day the Clown Cried.
Since Mike and Jay were solely shitting on everything and everyone and also complaining that only the wrong films are selected for almost an hour (while everyone got that after 30 seconds), I thought it would have been much more interesting, if they instead would have just selected the movies which should have been nominated instead in their opinion. Maybe even make up your own categories. Simply change everything that is flawed about the Oscars in your opinion. Why not make your own “Oscar” episode for that matter. Call it whatever you want.
I agree with Mike and Jay that sometimes movies are really just “Oscar bait”, but it would have been more interesting to see their picks, like they already did a little bit with Krampus. Since we all already know the picks of the Oscar jury, there was nothing new to learn. Which was the best performance for Mike and Jay this year? The best movie? Now we’ll never learn.
Trumbo is about Hollywood? It will win. I affirm to this day that if “Meet the Feebles” had added a thin patina of being about Hollywood to it they’d consider it a masterpiece.
I forgot that won, but like Mike said Oscars like movies about making movies
Oh I think you are right. But someone yells something about Thomas Jefferson during the fake movie scene, I’m almost sure. 😀
He was an “easy media villain”. Look up Walter Duranty, the famed reporter for The New York Times and the most influential reporter of his time, who lied about the ongoing genocide in the Ukraine. Many of the media were pro-USSR, so they weren’t going to see any evidence that they were spying on the USA.
Hunger Games being popular alongside delusional people thinking “she’s so down to earth/relatable/quirky/etc. it’s totally not a fabricated public persona!”
How far back in time they traveled? Mr. Plinkett has a beard. He shouldn’t have a beard. Something doesn’t quite add up.
They might as well make a generic top 10 list during January, this is suppose to be snarky about old out of touch white people pretentious schlock choices
But she comes across as a spoiled brat? I don’t get it.
Like Jay, jaded by years of Hollywood wang wrangling, I’ve developped a moviesense that immediately tingles my moviecankles into avoiding Hollywood boringness bait.
I skipped a couple movie reviews (Room and Brooklyn) to watch at my own surprise, and spoiled the shit out of Bridge of Spies, Joy, Spotlight… fuck all that white, rich, soft-playing drama porn.
They said Mad Max, Ex Machina, and Room were the best movies of the year. Fucking pay attention. Whore.
Do a shot every time Mike says “Sound Design”
The Oscars make no sense to me as the judges are not representative of popular opinion, and also that to ally very different films are compared to each other.
*sigh* Guess it will be me.
Hold on, I know I can do that better.
Wait I made it worse. Screw it, we’ll go with that.
That’s like ten shots in three minutes and then nothing for the rest of the video.
But that could make Transformers an Oscar winner :p
I think the bigger issue aside from Race, is the divide with mainstream movies with more complex movies
During the 70s people watched mature movies that were also hits
But now it’s either Bay schlock or Oscar bait schlock, both pandering
I’m glad I’m not the only one noticing this. https://youtu.be/ilcRS5eUpwk
There has been an event fappening.
I don’t get it either but brats need bratty celebrites to look up too maybe?
It could be because of her bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbssssssssssssssssssssssss
Sound design is categorized under sound editing at the Oscars. So, Mike’s points still stand. I don’t know why I looked that up when I could have been doing anything else. I need to leave my Room before I go all Mad Max.
Have you felt it?
I prefer the more simpler Martian than Nolan bloated schlock Interstellar
I disagree with Mike concept of arbitrary giving a main character of family, reminds of YMS review of World War Z
It’s true. All of it.
Why don’t you cry about it, cunt
Jennifer, you ignorant slut.
That’s sexist. Not all women are ignorant.
she fell doowwwwnnnn
I can’t wait until the Gods of Egypt Half in the Bag!
Look, I just make gifs, ok? I’m not a professional drinking game designer.
Meanwhile at Oscar HQ…
“Gentlemen and token minorities of the Oscar High Council. If you could stop using your brand new iphones to spoon Almas cavier from your $800,000 gift bags, there is the small matter of Best Picture.
The arbitrary deciding factor this year will be how cold the lead actors were during filming.
I think right off the bat we can dispense with Mad Max, which was shot in sunny post-apocalyptic Australia, and Room, which was filmed at room temperature.
While Bridge of Spies is set during the cold war and one of the characters has a cold, I understand this is a metaphorical coldness.
Which brings me to The Revenant: If these reports from 20th Century Fox climate scientists are accurate then Leonardo DiCaprio experienced significant genital shrinkage and a corresponding enlargement of the nipples during the filming. Also the sound design is spectacular. You can really hear the cold. At the screening I wore two coats and a promotional Bridge of Spies Russian fur hat to stave off hypothermia. On the way out of the theatre one of my colleagues was molested by a bear…
What is happening in the title card?
a) Jennifer finely loses her shit with Jay and Mike’s lack of enthusiasm for their work.
b) Jennifer and Mike are unimpressed with Jay’s impression of The Flash standing still.
c) Jay and Mike boredly give Jennifer the threesome she’s been begging them for while Oscar silently watches, grasping his long, stiff implement.
They are not supposed to be about popular opinion, it’s kinda like plumbers giving out awards amongst themselves.
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I like how you chose the least socially prestigious profession in your comparison.
Are they implying that the Oscars are ran by WASPs?
I just went with an overall “shit” theme.
Room was fine. It’s an Oscar movie, I knew what was going to happen, it was done well, kid was great and will only be known for this and end up a drunk, but for me I didn’t get completely emotionally involved because it’s example of something being used to much in media and I don’t care that much. This for me was what you guys thought of The Revenant, as in it felt like we’re a movie look at us. Brie Lrson is great but everything else is too Oscar for me.
At least it’s not the Carpenters…
“The Flash standing still” Shit, DC, make this tiny man your Flash instead of guy.
What are you, Pa Kent? The market was totally different in the 70s, not to mention a big cultural change that made people reject the typical studio offerings.
Now where’s my Deadpool vs. Wolverine, yo?!
I just pointed out the difference with the market and I say both sides of movies can be lame
Your forcing an argument that I didn’t made with you
I’m not arguing, I’m pointing out stuff. You never met an asshole?
Related to the subject of inclusivity (they might mention this in the video, haven’t watched it all yet), but many people seemed to believe that Michael B. Jordan was snubbed.
I didn’t see all the performances, and Jordan was fine in “Creed,” but at no point after leaving the theater did I think “Wow, THAT guy deserves an award for that performance.”
Stop making fair points!
Wow, so original.
I would love to see Mike and Jay go to Ireland, so they can say damn near every Irish name wrong as they roam the countryside.
The most trendiest movier ever http://i.imgur.com/5SvUUz5.jpg
Mike said sound design 137 times in one minute.
They are very right that “Bridge of Spies” was boring as shit. But I kind of liked it. It’s definitely misleading. The title seems to suggest it’s a clever, slick spy film and it’s nothing of the sort. It’s exactly as they described. Lots of talking, lots of walking in and out of rooms, lots of boring scenes. But for some reason I kind of liked it. It didn’t try to deceive or be anything more than what it had to? I don’t know. I liked it more than most of the nominated films.
I have no idea why Irish people at large didn’t go the McG way (actual name Joseph MCGinty)
How do I pronounce it, though?
Why is this so fucking confusing?!
Mark Kermode always screams “MacGEEEEEEE!” when saying it.
You guys are the first to say exactly what I thought of The Martian- the blandest of bland nothing I’ve ever seen. Someday it’d be nice to get your take on animated films, since they are so hugely varied and often wayyyyyy better than their live action counterparts. Shaun the Sheep is my #2 2015 film after Mad Max.
I would (and I am serious) say that there’s plenty of parallels to be made between Mad Max and Shaun the Sheep.
Not the Best Black Album?
Don’t you put “cunt” in their mouths!
And it was complete crap story-wise.
Kinda like how he says Danny DYYYYYEEEERRRRR.
No music nomination for It Follows.
Basically proves Mike’s point that the Oscars are bullshit.
Don’t worry it got a Kermode Award!
Fair enough. Waste disposal workers would do to.
According to hack fraud Jay Bauman:
Mark Rylance – “The winner of 2 Olivier Awards and 3 Tony Awards, as well as a BAFTA” has never gotten his shining moment yet.
Jennifer Lawrence’s best role was the one of the girl who’s allergic to clothing in The Fappening directed by John Hilcoat.
Only Oscars count, didn’t you know?
Oh, man Mike’s calling me a Grandma for liking Brooklyn. Such a sweet film.
How does understand his fanbase so well?!
oh no Mark Kermode….
Yes, let’s listen to a man named Cucumber.
What did you say, dearie? Speak up.
Hold on. Gotta clean my Bifocals!
the only thing i liked her in was that winter’s bone movie
You trendy hipster. Real grannies just bump into stuff.
That’s what Trump said.
Domo, you’re going to have to do the Osteoporosis Dance.
Hash tag bumping shamin’.
Theatre and Brittain don’t count, obviously.
Another victim of kitchen counter deficiency…
Only if she has a kitchen counter
I don’t know how to do these hash tags. My grandkids don’t teach me these things.
You’re implying that everyone who has osteoporosis has a kitchen counter to dance from.
Alliteration for one…
she won’t last long rolling around in the varmit germs
Not the dung beetles?
What makes still much more sense than everything from “The Game Theorists”. “If we asume, we could say, maybe that…facts!!!”
That would be an interesting name for a band.
Band members could come out on the stage dressed as characters from Cronenberg movies…
She likes to play dress up as an old(around 35-40) person a lot. And steal roles that should go to Julianne Moore(American Hustle).
When doesn’t play dress up she makes for could fap material.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
That’s the take you went with?
Me neither. Smartphones, twitter, social networks… tamagotchis.
Jennifer Lawrence would have excelled as a woman with Alzheimer’s in Still Alice.
Why does Julianne Moore refuse to share the good roles?!
Typical Eurocentric thinking.
Oh no the one movie they liked is the movie I had zero interest in seeing.
John Boyega needs to win an oscar because he’s black and star wars needs one for Best Social Justice Movie!!!!!
Oh this will be SO embarrassing… I can already taste the fremdschamen.
I get the feeling someone googled “Steve McQueen” and decided to cast Jordan cause he’s black.
It’s the second remake of a very so-so movie from the 60’s.
Mike and Jay’s discussion just shows how much of a non-event the Oscars are this year. Last year had a lot of movies that people were killing each other over: Boyhoooood, Birdman, Whiplash etc. This year you’ve got…umm…Spotlight was a good movie and er…Fury Road was great but it won’t win because action…so…umm…
There’s just nothing.
Finally someone who shares my opinion
Text the spouse: “Another HiTB! And a weird storyline, too!”
“Two videos in five days? It’s like RLM has gone back in time or something.”
RLM went Deadpool-level meta.
You guys really spent nearly 50 minutes talking about the Oscars?
What a couple of nerds.
I know another movie fitting Mike’s description of Room (“Two people in a room, a boy adjusting outside”) – its called Bad Boy Bubby
When Jay and Mike pointed out Matt Damon in the Martian I immediately thought about Moon (2009) and how perfect Sam Rockwell was.
Well they better have. Think of the safety hazards. Not having one in your old age is just irresponsible.
Yeah, that would be like not having a bench to sit on in your shower.
Except that THAT social justice nonsense exists only in USA and some western european countries. Feminism and racism doesn’t exists in most of the world. i am from the rest of the world, and i dont have any issue with character being black or female.
Think of it this way. Is J.J. Abrams feminist? If so, then movie is feminist too.
The Martian was so realistic that it even emulated how real NASA people interact with each other. If you’re smart enough to work at NASA and you’re working to save an astronaut’s life, there is no room for anyone to be an asshole, as might happen using Hollywood movie cliches.
It’s not that funny
you also would not celebrate 10 seconds into liftoff because the plot said to
If The Martian was so realistic why was the astronaut crew mostly in their 30’s and barely aged?
They learned that after Challenger.
Now I got Huey Lewis music stuck in my head.
And what happened to Major Tom as well.
Major Tom at least made it to orbit.
There are some casting issues. The book is better than the movie, but if course there needs to be time compression.
I didn’t like how they changed Venkat Kapoor from an Indian man in the book to a black guy with an Indian dad in the movie. It was, ironically, kind a racist to do a race-swap here. Here was a chance to include an Indian actor into the cast, but no, the studio just went with a familiar black actor with an accent.
At least his wife loved him very much. She knows.
But whose shirt did he wear?
So what you’re saying is Hollywood has created blackwashing?
For the first time ever.
And you don’t even make many gifs any more.
Fant4stic did it too! My goodness, it’s real!
Did everyone notice the most important detail in this episode? Namely, that my VCR repair manuals are back, front and center, in the VCR repair set, er, shop.
They provide that historical authenticity, that period feel, that makes HITB such a great time-travel dramedy.
The Martian seemed like a parody of a Drew Goddard script therefore it becomes a Max Landis script.
That’s a low blow.
And what a mighty fist he has.
Still not taking any personal Czechs, though.
Speaking of, why did people assume that Michael B. Jordan would get a nomination for Creed? I’m happy that he’s moving on to better things, but thinking he should be nominated for Creed is unrealistic. Beside, what if he won? The last thing a young actor needs is the Oscar curse.
Does anyone think that Rich Evans looks good with that beard?
SJW’s believe he should because he’s black and he was very good. However to be nominated for an Oscar you have be top tier best of that year. Jordan was not. I have seen all the films for Best Actor and Supporting Actor and all of those performances are better than Jordan’s. Stallone fucking stole that movie and showed us why he is respected as he is. He brought tears to my eyes and Jordan just acted.
Mike & Jay on The Martian “This movie didn’t have lots of people dying or feeling miserable the whole time so we didn’t really care.”
Namib Desert, Namibia
I hate to correct you, asshole, but I must. All Datt Mamon had to lose was his him never seeing his family again. We never see them and parents isn’t much of an emotional connection to an audience like let’s say a wife or son that we see.
The Martian is sci-fi for retards.
World-class scientist hand-selected for a mission to Mars: “I’m so bad at naming things. I’ll call it … oh I don’t know, a PIRATE NINJA! BECAUSE IT’S FUNNY!!!!”
Where is the Space Cop meets Half in the Bag crossover episode you hack fuckin frauds!!!!
According to Social Justice Warriors, the funniest people on the internet, the Oscars are racist. To counter act that name me one performance by a black actor, besides Idris Elba, that this year was top tier amazing and deserves an Oscar nomination.
Anyone see Wild Tales? It’s officially a 2014 flick, but I don’t think it received a North American release until last year. It’s fucking excellent, one of the best dark comedies recently released, very entertaining.
“with that beard?”? That’s not how you spell “.”
No he looks sad. Karen should rip off his face during their wedding day.
Mike’s description of “Joy” is so accurate it’s unsettling. The trailer makes it seem like this visceral film with fierce acting and drama, but when you see the movie… it’s a big piece of crap.
I hate the fact that Russell keeps copying Scorsese.
It’s just a matter of finding the right script:
I’d let them sign me all over.
Especially on my face.
It’ll be released in 2028.
Talking about the Oscars is probably even less nerdy than watching Star Wars.
Adding an arbitrary uninteresting family with no personality is one of the cheapest and laziest ways to make an audience care, as YMS pointed that out on World War Z
Well he actually had his life to lose.
Time for a speech about diversity:
I am appalled that people of the lighter skin are acting in a Prince of Persia movie.
Why didn’t they put a black actor as the prince of Persia? Don’t those racist crackers have any shame not to know basic history? We wuz kings and shiet in Persia!
You’re using YMS as an example in the comment section for RLM? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXkF2viFDgU
But there has to be something more than himself. At least show Mamon’s parents or his secret gay lover Ben Affleck.
There does not have to be anything different as long as you like the main character. I’ll gladly defend The Martian in many aspects, but both the book and the movie feel light and the lack of stakes is a big aspect of that.
So what? are academic university debates can only use in state references when criticizing and arguing, where’s the fair use?
Two word stories guaranteed to frighten you. (25 is absolutely terrifying!!)
… And is it bad I found 28 more hilarious than scary?
After working a hard day I came home to see my girlfriend cradling our child. I didn’t know which was more frightening, seeing my dead girlfriend and stillborn child, or knowing that someone broke into my apartment to place them there.
See. Even though I liked the film there for me wasn’t much at stake other than him dying. In Interstellar they were trying to save the human race, there’s a lot at stake there.
But you used YMS in a RLM discussion. YMS is the bland milky version of RLM.
Persians are technically white. Yeah, SJW’s, Freddie Mercury and Prince of Persia are white.
I’m so friggin tired of planets blowing up plots, it makes things impersonal if a character only have the choice to face oblivion rather than move the plot
At least that Matt Damon astronaut was funny to me rather than being another boring Nolan mouthpiece for bloated “philosophy”
Well yes and the tone was completely different.
being nerdy nearly doesn’t mean anything now.. everyone has a computer in their hand.
You sound like a YMS fan. We might kick you out of our No Adzl33t’s Club. We can allow a Adzel33t and there is one wanting to join.
Still at least something was going to happen besides Matthew McActorman dying.
So Mike and Jay are knockoffs of Siskel and Ebert?
Also your not focusing on my argument of cheap flat family characters
It doesn’t matter if they do nothing as long as we the audience see them and we know that they are there are like us the audience wanting him to live.
Are you even gonna argue with me about movies themselves or something so arbitrary that only make you look more unthoughtful than Donald Trump?
I think you meant to point out poor grammar rather than poor spelling. I do see now, “that” should be replaced with “a” instead.
I was actually pointing out the undisputable good looks of Rich Evans, beard or not.
Take a joke, man.
I’m sorry if I don’t relate to boring uninteresting pretty white people
Which is why I don’t like Gordon Freeman
I prefer having a satrical point
Don’t say that to Rich Evans.
But you have none by using YMS as a source.
References aren’t jokes, I thought.
Same, however, it seems that The Martian is a pretty accurate adaptation of the book. The protagonist didn’t feel quirky or out of place, he just, sort of, was there.
The papers want to know.
The Martian is the anti Moon when you think about.
They probably spent way more. The magic of editing shortened the suffering to 50 minutes.
Rich Evans is a funnier character tham Mike and Jay if they can get him to work :p
Eddie Murphy also won an Oscar actually for his brilliant performance his Dream Girls. Unfortunately Norbit came out the same month as the Oscars in 2007 and he didn’t win. Haha.
Who’s off focus now?
Anyone remember Norbit? If so you need help. It was a shitty comedy starring Eddie Murphy that came out the same month he was nominated for an Oscar. Up until the release of Norbit he was a front runner to win Best Supporting Actor and then Norbit came out….
Just to be clear, I was referening Lucas talking about Jar Jar
Kinda like Epic Movie? Nice standard you’re on.
If you’re from the rest of the world, get back to Rest of the Worldia where you came from! We don’t want your enlightened non-discriminatory ways here!
It was a killer role. Career killer role.
It was there all along. You may not have noticed but your brain did.
No I related to the situation better, with a humorous context that I understand the content of the reference unlike Friedberg and Seltzer who probably just watch trailers
Like Catwoman? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNlmRId2FVQ
*starts coughing blood*
It’s like Taken 3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCKhktcbfQM
I think he is just another victim of the 90s just like Arnie. He was top in the 80s and then the 90s happens and like many other good things (fast cars, real nudity, insane love for weapons, over the top action and violence) it all went “meh”.
HOLY SHIT! Mike’s listed in the wikipedia page for deadpan humour!
his autobiography will likely be titled The Punmaster
Alright, which one of you fucks thought it would be funny to mess with that wikipedia article?
Or The overly drawn out joke.
“You ain’t kitten”
Written by that fawning fucker Rich Evans.
Between Ernest Borgnine and Genghis Khan?
Whoever added that must have edited the Frank Miller article.
Go ninja go ninja go
written and directed by Elaine May
Is it time to blame Andrew?
I haven’t done either.
Completely lost my nerd cred.
That’s not edit locked now.
J-Law looks and acts like Donald Trump in that Golden Globes clip.
If Donald Trump had amazing tits.
I wouldn’t say amazing…
Rich Evans is definitely a handsome woman.
I’m glad they’re finally agreeing with me 😉 about Jennifer Lawrence; seriously, she sucks.
She doesn’t suck it’s just that she has an ego now and it’s big and annoying.
You’re not alone. A good number of these are try-hard garbage.
“Being the first to respond to a fatal car accident is always the most traumatic thing I see as a police officer. But today, when the crushed body of the little dead child boy strapped in his car seat opened his eyes and giggled at me when I tried to peel him out of the wreckage, I immediately knew that today would be my last day on the force.”
At least the Taco Bell story is genuinely scary.
I think she sucks as a person; you don’t talk to someone like that regardless of your ego.
Oh I thought you meant as an actress.
I do what I want!
*Finger Wags into the distance.
Where can I get my hands on some of that Assidic Holy Water?
Jennifer Lawrence is teaming up with Amy Schumer for a movie together and they’re apparently best friends. Well I gotta remember to point the gun to my brain and not the back of my mouth.
17:05 – remember when Guy Pierce appeared as some “Wayland’ in Prometheus in ‘old man’ make-up? So, was he Guy Pierce playing a young man in old man make-up playing Wayland?
Well, don’t care for her much as an actress either. She doesn’t suck; although like Jay I can’t take her seriously.
Just like Donald Trump.
Geezus. I’ll check that privilege…
But Trump is a bad person too and he sucks at his job.
I’ll respectfully disagree because I really liked the Martian, though I get that it could have established the stakes better.
But also JAY AND MIKE ARE HACKS HOW DARE THEY ATTACK SUCH A MASTERWORK I’M GONNA BURN ALL MY BLURAYS OF SPACE COP FUCK YOU ALLLLLL.
I thought she was yo’ gurl!?!
I can’t stand those two as people and seeing together is like watching two egos of people mating.
See? This is why you buy Blu Rays and those dee vah dees.
You can’t burn your digital downloads or your torrents to declare your displeasure. And you’re definitely not going to set your laptop on fire.
Yeah, Amy Schumer might be the anti-christ.
People say Jennifer Lawrence is going through the Anne Hathaway “everyone hates her phase.” I respectfully disagree as Hathaway’s decent into selfishness/ignorance/self-importance was not as fast.
I completely forgot both those facts.
Isn’t Zlad the anti Pope? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGBHfXPqbgI
Ain’t having it.
they say if you watch the alternate beginning and ending, and the 3 hours of deleted scenes everything makes sense
That’s just forethought. Make sure to spend hundreds of dollars on products so you can destroy them in disgust later. That’ll show those fucks.
Find me a non-photoshopped version and we’ll talk.
Do you want me to turn into Andrew and show you fappening photos?
I’m pretty sure they went back to a time before the nominations were announced. If thats so, then they’ve influenced the voters with future knowledge of nominees and either changed the time line or created the very one we’re in now. Wait, what?
Also, if they’re so far back in time, before Space Cop was released and sold out, can’t they prevent that from happening? I mean Space Cop, of course, not the sell out.
Is that a wax model?
Maybe the aliens actually sent them to an alternate dimesion where nuclear weapons were banned after WWII.
Rich Evans winning Best Actress would make more sense then Jennifer Lawrence for Joy.
The Martian was a weird one for me.
I liked it while acknowledging that it has things I usually hate. “Cool, sexy science” for one of them. Matt Damon almost never shows any visible distress or genuine worry for his situation.
But I still enjoyed a lot about it. I don’t think it’s the kind of film that will stick with me (almost none of these films are), but I certainly didn’t hate it.
I really didn’t hate any of these movies, really. They’re all just sort of innocuous and forgettable. The only that’s really stuck with me in a substantial way is Mad Max. But I haven’t seen “Room” yet.
I suppose Strange Magic wins Best Animated Feature and Jane Wyman is the First Lady!
Room is an Oscar movie. If you have seen the trailer you can figure out what happens which isn’t a good thing. It’s an okay movie for me.
In how many years are we going to see Jennifer Lawrence’s career go down the toilet? I ask this because apparently Disney and WB doesn’t like her all that much.
It will be the first thing I ask God when I see him…
never. she’s the new meryl streep.
Yes. Ye… I mean NO.
Personally, I found it very satisfying when I took out the KOTCS disc out of blu ray box set, and tossed it straight to the nearest trash can as I was leaving the store. It’s the only time I’ve done that.
I’m betting Michael Bloomberg enters the race late and takes at least Best Supporting Actor if not best Sound Design.
Sound Design is not a category.
The stakes were: nobody knows you’re there and you’re gonna die a slow death because there’s little to no chance of you living till the next mission arrives.
Is this going to be the “these men are frauds”?
Because she’s a decent actor who played the lead in a very successful movie? Even bad actors get more roles if they manage to star in something big. Recognizing names is a thang in movie marketing.
What’s the rumor about Disney and WB now liking Lawrence?
You sound like a hack Hollywood critic.
More like middle aged man in old man make up.
The marvel movies never have any stakes either yet these fucks recommend every single one of them. Do I have a point? Yes,this video was lazy and shit when it came to their “reviews” . When Mike started saying what Damon needed as a protagonist he described every single thing that his belowed Rey and TFA lacked as well.
Three…no, two, erm… ah…three…
I wish I could get payed for saying shit.
Why does Ridley Scott have a bullet-proof reputation?
“It’s Ridley Scott – I mean, of course the man knows how to direct a picture!”
Mark and Jim didn’t talk about the Best Screenplay nominees.
Why did ye make me watch room, what a horrible miserable film about misery, damn everyone
How much do you think you would make?
Oh, yes, she did.
It’s the theme of this webzone and the show itself. What else did you expect?
Enough to get by.
You shut your mouth! Susan should win.
We never see or hear from his family in the film , but I’m sure you have a point to make somewhere in that garbled attempt at a misguided reply.
Enough for two lattes at Starbucks.
It’s a character study not a crime mystery drama. It shouldn’t rely on a twist fueled plot.
Strangely. Didn’t Ex-Machina get nominated for that? I guess they didn’t do their homework.
what else is new?
Maybe it’s because like, I know Mars is dangerous. It may look like slightly redder Nevada but it only gets about as warm as Milwaukee on the hottest of hot days, and has barely enough atmosphere to claim it has one. I thought the danger was implicit, like if you’re on a phone booth surrounded by lions.
“But they never show the lions maul anyone! And he just forms a lasso from a hot dog cart so easily. Is he really in any danger, that smug fuck?”
Yes. Those are lions.
well it’s okay because Jay doesn’t care for blade runner *kurlan naiskos crashes*
Of course he knows how to direct a picture. It’s picking screenplays that he’s got a problem with.
Yeah but they didn’t visibly see someone starve to death on screen. How were they supposed to know that not enough food makes you starve to death?
Straight Outta Compton was also nominated.
*stares blankly at screen*
ba dum tss
Eddie Redmayne is going to win Best Actor, and in a surprise twist, he’ll also win Best Actress.
That stuff was ok too.
The world ain’t all sunshine and farts, you know.
Three in a row? That would be a bold move. #OscarsSoBritish
Yeah it should! Character study stuff is booooooooooriiiiiiiiiinggggggggg!!!!!
That’s what writers are usually paid.
I can’t wait for his next film called ‘The Wheels of Destiny’ where he plays a black,mute,legless midget.
#take a note leo
But do we see his balls? And by balls I mean, did he really cut his legs off and deform his body?
Oh, and the Best Foreign Language and Best Documentary nominees weren’t discussed either.
They probably haven’t seen them.
Leo needs to be in a Minstrel show and amputate his legs. Then, and only then, will he be worthy of Oscar.
no instead we see him dunking on Michael Jordan(space jam 2 teaser)with his wheelchair. It’s inspirational,life affirming and worth at least 39 oscars.
Well I heard the a brief synopsis and it was recommended to me by a few people all saying it’s brilliant. I said it sounded horrible and miserable but I was assured that it wasn’t. The Story was exactly what I expected, there was nothing surprising and damn it was long… The pacing is incredibly slow too. It was so bad to me that I went back and watched this video to see if they weren’t being sarcastic … pffft!
It’s pretty clear they didn’t prepare for this episode. I would have enjoyed a FUCK YOU, IT’S JANUARY! type video instead. At least they know their jokes.
you’re entitled to your opinion but I’m baffled at where exactly do you see the misery in this film. The miserable version would have ended at 45 minute mark with the kidnapper just killing the mother and dumping the body in some lake before the child could ever tell any police about it.
The Oscars? Does that include voting? Because I’m really starting to lose respect for that whole voting thing.
Today in Trump News:
“We won with young. We won with old. We won with highly educated. We won with poorly educated. I love the poorly educated. We’re the smartest people, we’re the most loyal people.”
MAKE OSCARS GREAT AGAIN
Like the critics who reviewed The Erotic Mister Rose? http://i.imgur.com/IFXOL6h.png
Now, back to 9/11.
Like when Adam Sandler won two Razzies for acting in Jack and Jill?
I’m gonna get ready for my date with a jug of Drano.
I wish Eddie Murphy won one for each character he portrayed in “The Klumps”.
Is this The Room or Room you’re talking about? That statement applies to both films.
Speaking of The Room I am looking forward to The Disaster Artist. Finally James Franco is playing a weirdo again, the types of roles he’s good at.
like America’s top monkey scientist
And the Oscar goes to…:
“It’s going to be about a woman who made a mop”
I’ve re-watched that one sequence like, 20 times. I’m cackling like an idiot at work right now.
Trump already thinks the Oscars are great on account of all the white people.
“Jeb is a mess!”
Please watch Sam Rockwell in Moon, The Martian was a miserable turd that after 2 minutes I thought was a comedy picture but it couldn’t have been because
Jessica “a cadaver has more vitality” Chastain was in it.
Lol watch that earlier today, here’s funny vid on Cruz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20WFksEIAOA
And Sanders https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtwK7V89ft8
When Inarritu comes to pick up his oscar for The Revenant Trump is gonna deport him on the spot.
#The highlight of the night
I swear I get the weirdest shit in my youtube History feed because of this damn comment section.
the editing was not in his favour I believe. I think the fatherday story was supposed to be a joke but they made the cut right before he laughed/smirked. Now he looks like an asshole.
The trifecta of self indignation.
the very same but the oscars don’t carry the same prestige as the razzies.
Every fucking time I got to sleep they release content!
I hope you go to sleep more often.
Edit: Or rather get back to sleep, ’cause I already watched the video.
Wait what? No John Cena?
Maybe if I die they will finally make a new Plinkett review…
How dare you Jay!! How could you possibly dislike Blade Runner!! You know nothing about movies!!
*Goes to watch Room because Jay said so*
The thing was JLaw was supposed to be a kid basically in american hustle… they mention that, but then she acted like a kid acting like an old woman in it?? i loved the movie, but that part was not really well-executed.
Mmm, man, you know I really, really do love you, but a new Plinkett review… that would make you our Jesus. The Passion of Andrew directed by Mel Gibson. I can see it already, a win win situation for all of us. *cocks shotun*
*Aussie girlfriend proceeds to laugh at Andrew*
She moved here because of Tony Abbott.
I HATE MOVIES! they are all shit. (especially mine. it was a stylistic decision.)
Thats fair. we killed him… or he got fired. he’s gone…. mostly.
The Wheels of Destiny Break The Butterfly?
you’re entitled to your opinion but I’m baffled at where exactly do you see the problem with that?
Imma let you finish, Williams, but Junkie had the best score of the lyfe.
You had no problem with letting us endure your shit and getting compliments for it, too.
Williams TFA score was like a wet fart in the wind.
I like my junkies XL.
*Big Sigh* …God I Hate Films and Hollywood People…
It was a soft reboot.
I’m a whore.
And Hollywood People hate you too!
And I’m making another one today.
MAW. ha. ha. HA!
many of us have stayed silent too long. he who smelt it, deal with it. #instantrelief https://media.licdn.com/mpr/mpr/shrinknp_800_800/AAEAAQAAAAAAAAIXAAAAJGMxZDM0OWE5LWY1NzgtNDJhMy04MTdhLWI0MGY2MjUzNDE3Yg.jpg
Let’s face it, he composed that in the elderly home.
Make a shot-for-shot remake of Fury Road.
The Room was better 😛
I live on the Pacific Ocean. I went to the beach this morning and pissed in the water….. Thats right Hollywould I technically pissed in your water!
Yes, wear those sexy stockings, you slut!
Why won’t Jay and Mike admit Ridley Scott is a hack fraud on par with George Lucas?!
Everyone loves Rey’s theme, but it’s really just a ripoff of Fi’s theme from the Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword.
Yea, like Ridley would ever fuck up an unnecessary prequel to a beloved franc-
Once this story has leaked the yellow press will be all over it.
sorry because I’m lazy the rules are
But they certainly don’t hate your money.
Typical woman, she needs her own theme.
Back in my days, it was called Binary Sunset, not Luke’s Moping.
You’re like Lars von Trier with his Dogma 95 rules.
All those moments will be lost in time. Like tears… in rain. *cries*
$Get hyped for Alien:Covenant and Blade Runner 2!$
Rey had a theme?
In your face, Neil Armstrong.
Yeah, but then Mary sued.
That Mary never knows when to stop. Old hag.
So does anyone want to take up a career in sound design?
I heard if you do really well the Oscars will bestow you with heaps of awards.
Well at least we can trust him with SEQUELS to beloved films.
I……. am not so sure.
Haha! I just remembered there was a Total Recall remake with Colin Farrell a few years ago. I don’t know why that makes me laugh.
Poor Julianne Moore, why did she have get suckered into that film?!
Yes. It was called “The Ballad of People who Had their Buzzes Killed and Got Angry About it because You Have to Blindly Love Every Character in the Film”
She’s into guys that know how to use their brains.
Related: Mickey just shot off one of my balls.
“You can’t live your life in your phone, dude” Yeah, you tell him that, Ms. iCloud user.
Did anyone see that Robin Hood movie?
It was forgotten about in three months.
She wasn’t in The Lost World. Because every character in that movie was stupid.
The one with the Bryan Adams song?
Errol Flynn was great in it.
Thats just mean.
NOT THAT SONG!!!!
All I’m saying is, I’m a realist.
Re: Robin Hood (2010) Russell Crowe received criticism from the British media for his variable accent during the film. Empire said his accent was occasionally Scottish, while Total Film thought there were also times when it sounded Irish. Mark Lawson, while interviewing Crowe on BBC Radio 4, suggested there were hints of Irish in his accent, which angered Crowe who described this as “bollocks” and stormed out
The Revenant may have been filmed in the cold, but Fury Road was filmed in the hot deserts of Nambia in Africa. Take that, Leo!
Remember Kevin Costner’s accent in his Robin Hood movie? Costner sounds like a British comic actor doing an American accent. Reportedly, that’s how he really talks.
Just saw Room, pretty good movie, but it lacks a deeper meaning I think, and some of the scenes are kind of wasted by a erratic script and shoegaze guitars. I was expecting more from the third act although it’s probably the best part of the movie.
Tags: oscarbait, rottweilers, homeschooling.
I haven’t come to terms with the fact that Kingdom of Heaven, Thelma & Louise and Alien were directed by the same person. His career is weird.
Uh, Samurai Cop 2?
The director of Moon, Duncan Jones, has gone on to direct such wonderful upcoming films like Warcraft…what the hell happened?
Watch The Danish Girl and find yourself oddly attracted to man hands Eddie Redmayne, the wrist slitting impulse will return forthwith.
Do not hate on JLaw, she is American’s sweetheart, America’s perfect breasted sweatheart.
“It Stinks” – Jay Sherman.
“I like it the way I like street lights”
Hey, I’m the one making the tit jokes around here.
Comedy Scene from Role Models;
Danny – “Do you like coke?”
Augie – “I like the idea of it more than I actually like it.”
I fucking love Blade Runner so much, I wish I had a chance to make my case to Jay about that one.
One thing you should have learned by now is that, if you have an opinion you should keep it to yourself, ESPECIALLY on the internet… Be here all night folks…
I did finally see “The Revenant.”
It was less than the sum of its parts. A+ filmmaking for a B+ film.
You know what it was like? That scene in Terror in Beverly Hills when the guy enters the building via helicopter and twists and sneaks his way around for five minutes only to get shot in the back.
“All that for that, eh?” That’s basically how I sum up “The Revenant.”
Or at the end of Blade Runner when the superhuman android just fucking dies? What’s with that? Ridley Scott is a hack fraud you should go to the old folks home…
The plot of Room reminds me of the story of Jaycee Dugard.
So you’re telling me that Room isn’t a remake of one of the unintentionally best movies of all time, The Room? What a bunch of horse shit…
He liked Ex Machina, and I love that movie too. /shrug
I like Ex Machina too… I don’t like Oscar Isaac though… Let the tomato toss!
The Revenant was an annoying misfire. I thought I would like it because I usually enjoy outdoorsy adventures on film, nature photography, and movies about The Olden Days. However, as others have mentioned it was paper-thin and unengaging. Not only were all the Terrance Malick-style shots in the trailer but they were entirely dreamy flashbacks, not the actual content of the “real movie”; the story felt even emptier once I realized those mysterious images that attracted me were just window dressing more or less.
When I was younger and too-cool-for-school, I used to think that gimmicks like “the single, long take/tracking shot” were cool but they leave me cold now. The long, elaborately choreographed tracking shot feels claustrophobic and overly insistent – especially when paired with natural photography establishing shots. Oh, and Inarritu’s bizarre natural light restriction in a film with CGI animals! Does he believe that natural light (on film not digital, of course) is the sign of “respectable cinema” and “important art”? It reminds me of the cast of Les Misérables (2012) gushing about how they sang their parts without edits.
And that whole “adolescent masochism mistaken for manliness” thing reached laughable new heights. Is this how Leo imagines men behave?
I found myself impatient with even little things: how much time is passing? Where are these gigantic mountains? Next to the Missouri River? Are they walking through a Patagonian rain forest? Why is he swimming again? Why are these camp fires so tiny and far away? Why are these actors clearly riding horse props like a child’s supermarket horsey ride?
Ex Machina sucked…sorry, it did. Ninety percent of the movie is just Oscar Isaac acting like an incredible twat. The story is cartoon and brain dead, its a ‘lady robot’ trope festival with everything bad and stupid that implies.
I read The Revenant a few days before seeing the film and I think I was let down by the film because I did that.
Well this is intresting:
He plays “cocky athlete #3” in every movie, no matter what the role.
would you look at that…
Only $4.49 on VOD!
Death to you! I mean, he was really good in “Inside Lleweyn Davis” (which I thought I was going to hate, a movie about folk music?) and “A Most Violent Year” the dude can act. And more importantly, he’s not Leo.
Jay likes “The Room”? A depressing movie about human misery, I can’t believe it.
Christ but these bozos should just stick to the dumber popcorn movies about wars in the stars and guys in rubber muscle suits.
I know one thing: I’ll get more points from tOmy’s Oscar prediction game than either of these knobs would.
Fuck Leo; confirmed for FR.
I still need to see both of those…
because it was a gravely bad idea and really stupid too.
It’s pronounced cerce you hacks. And sly will probably win the oscar as a lifetime achievement award type consolation prize.
“All these people are assholes” – Mike Stoklasa
Because he’s not. Lucas is a sad case Scott still makes good movies every now and then.
First one had great music, fantastic credits for that time, ubercool McQueen, very hot Faye Dunaway… and a rather fresh take on things.
There’s not a hippie in sight in that movie but the entire thing screams rebellion against the system and freedom as ultimate prize.
Remake was vastly inferior but the heist sequences were nice.
Yeah, Oscar bait doesn’t really seem to be their thing.
Lost world was a good adventure flick. I liked it better than the first movie
I love Blade Runner so much I f*ck it.
I always fart in the sun…
Did you fuck it in the Millennium Falcon?
I see you’re busy; I’ll pat you on your virtual back…
Wow, really? Granted, I like it too, but you liked it better than the first one? There’s nothing wrong with liking it, but still, wow.
I liked the Martian. It was a safe entertaining movie, more fascinating than suspenseful of freaky. It could have used more freak out sort of scenes but the one scene got the point across.
The Room is a bad movie but it fascinates me and I’m not much for the whole “It’s SO BAD IT’S GOOD” school of film appreciation.
It’s scenes like this that make The Room for me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHXkcZh_kqY
It’s scenes like this that get to me; it’s as if Wiseau was attempting to inject a note of naturalism into his film, details of everyday minutae. It’s as if Wiseau was going “This is what you Earthmen everyday guys do when they get together right? This is what happens in real life, right? You probably do this too, right? Standing around talking and casually tossing a football to each other from two feet away, that’s what guys do, right?”
Throughout the movie, especially in scenes like this, with his odd emphasis on phrases like “Thaht’s LIFE” Wiseau comes off a some sort of moonman desparately trying to behave like a casual human being – it’s just strangely unorganic.
I never hated Hathaway.
Though her choice of books sucks. For fuck’s sake, Atlas Shrugged?
He immediately solves that problem. He’s talking to Earth in the matter of days, or minutes of screen time.
The character is a Mary Sue.
He’s perfect, has fantastic abilities, everyone loves him, he has a robot pet, and then everyone on Earth loves him even more.
We’re talking about ink, right?
His dad got cancer and died.
Sam Rockwell is incredibly underrated.
There is something about McQueen I find very boring. I like Bullit but none of the other movies I have seen with him I have liked. The one thing I remember about TCA was an awful 60’s song that played constantly over it.
I have nothing bad to say about Faye Dunaway. The more of her the better.
Errol Flynn was *drunk* in it.
They mentioned it but it seemed tacked on to explain why she looked like she was 20. I feel the rest of the script was clearly written with that character to be close to the same age as Bale. The acting was all over the fucking place in that movie.
Yeah, that would make sense since it’s only in voice-over where he explains that… I enjoyed it a lot overall, but then again I didn’t really go into it looking for serious acting.
The book The Martian was really great. The astroaut character had a lot of challenges and setbacks that he had to think his way out of to survive. It was very science-y, nerdy stuff, but it was thrilling. The movie streamlined just about all of those challenging episodes out of the story.
Stupid Jenn Lawrence.
Wow, Jay gets nothing out of “Blade Runner”?
‘Cuz that’s me, just substitute “Alien”.
People who think they know me have said I must see “The Martian”. Doubt I will. Really sounds like the least of Tom Swift American skiffy in opposition to Wells, Stapledon or Lem.
Whoa . . . Jimi Hendrix?
Nah. Got the CD.
But if they ever CGI a duet with Nat King Cole . . .
“There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.”
if you watched the movie then you got something out of it. the experience
The movie’s not actually bad (I think; sweee, avoided an onslaught there); TW unintentionally stumbled upon the most absurd representation of dream logic I’ve yet to see in a movie. It’s unfortunate that TW has know tried to back down from his original intention and call it a ‘black comedy’. That movie fascinates me. The only detraction for me is all the sex scenes.
Umm . . . which movie?
Oh, OK, “Alien.”
Jimmy Hendrix knew all about experience.
It’s like poetry so that they rhyme.
Yeah, I’ll give you that for free.
Oh . . . apologies, I’ve had enough beer I didn’t get you, RLMkeepitup. Kudos!
As for “Alien” (why not?) I watched the first three awhile back at the same friends urging. I came away liking “Alien” better than I had, despite some scriptural elements that make little sense.
I HATED “Aliens”.
The third I sorta liked, trying to imagine it a the bunch of monks in the original concept.
Once every 10 years.
the oscars is just full of snobby rich people
and the senate is full of greedy, squabbling delegates.
This is why I have trouble enjoying certain movies. They subtly rip off older films I’ve already seen in ways that I don’t notice, but my brain does. Then the movie ends and I drive myself crazy wondering why everything felt so familiar and rehashed. Looking at you, The Farce Awakens.
Just like Congress.
Great conversation about the Oscars! One thing I appreciate about your discussions is how straight forward and to the point they are. Wish you guys wouldn’t have brushed over 45 years and Charlotte Ramping’s nomination. Would have been great to hear your point of view on the story and technical side. They may be old, but Tom Courteney and Ramping gave great performances that were intriguing and kept the audience invested in the ongoing tension. Also, the camera movement was refreshing. It reminded the audience that they would never get a full view into this couple’s marriage. Of course, who needs to be reminded that marriage is complicated!!
Did you at least find the psychology to be interesting? How the film shifted our trust back and forth between Oscar’s character and the robot?
Yeah more Dinosaurs, and vehicles and stuff. Also only one annoying kid.
A lot of people have the impression Mike is some kind of lazy hack fraud that
only does what he wants and is merely there for comedic troll value while
Jay is the real movie buff with the valuable opinion.
But more and more I get the impression Jay is kind of like one of those teenage hipsters that only likes a particular type of movie and never really gets outside their
While Mike actually does his goddamn job and watches the
movies us “mere mortals” watch to give his opinion on them. The fact Jay
pretty much only saw the movies they reviewed for the show really
drives this idea home.
Not saying I dislike Jay, I love him, but it is becoming clear to me why Mike is pulling the strings and was the driving force behind RLM.
Mike seems more like the mainstream movie guy, while Jay seems more like the guy who favors more obscure or low-budget films, which is fine with me.
Sure, cover more bases and I’m all for that. It’s just that it’s kind of pointless to discuss a movie you haven’t seen, even if that movie is not your cup of tea.
Let’s be honest here, we don’t watch these videos for actual movie advice. We watch them for entertainment, and it tends to be more entertaining when they review something that they both saw, and preferably, disliked. And the only way you get that formula to work. is for Jay and Mike to; 1: watch movies, 2: watch movies they would usually not watch.
I guess I should cut Jay some slack this year, he probably did most of the work when it came to Space Cop.
“Wow. Um, you know in the future you might wanna just say, “Sure, I’ll tell her.” ‘Cause dropping a bomb like that on somebody you just met is downright rude, but you know what? You’re young, you’ll figure it out. Goodbye forever, Kelly.” Ashley “Ash” Williams
Man, tOmy’s gonna be pissed when she finds out Mike hates science.
“Decorative Imagery” was the term which came to my mind about 15 minutes into the film.
There was a deaf guy two seats away from me in the theatre. He said (or should I say: shouted) “Beautiful!” whenever the film cuts to a new long shot. What happened about 200 times. The old lady at his side, who, every now and then, translated the story to him in sign language, said “That was a beautiful film.” when the movie was over. Thats all she had to say about it.
They took some photos with their smartphone too. Sometimes even with flashlight. … Yeah. It was a great movie experience. -.-
I will say that I find Jay’s taste in cinema very good and very like mine. Almost everything he thinks was great I think is great, too. So for me I don’t see him as a hipster, or what we used to call it when I was growing up — a poser.
Gee whiz! Thanks, professor!
I think the only movie I gave a damn about that was mentioned here was Mad Max and maybe Ex Machina. The rest look boring as shit, and I couldn’t imagine watching them.
No that would be a happy ending to 7 years of torture the poor woman endured. You’d have to be naive to think that child or mother lived a normal happy life, there both fucked.. Maybe I’m being pessimistic… A lot of plot holes too, ..where lead to believe no one heard her screaming for that long, houses next door and sound proofing can only go so far, she said she made one attempt to escape with something heavy to hit him over the head with, why did she never try the really sharp knife she had, it was a 4 pin keypad, in 7 years she could have guessed the code, it was a shed, a mouse got in, which means it was made of wood, she would’ve been able to dig out.. This was annoying me in the first half. As far as I’m concerned this is this year’s boyhood…
I thought I was the only one who didn’t like the Martian…
Scientist man saves the day again!
attack of the clones review ftw
This feels like an homage, the Force Awakens was a carefully calculated product.
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“A lot of people have the impression Mike is some kind of lazy hack fraud”
I think he is actually workaholic, I know someone mentioned it in the early streams.
Right. Editing is his hobby and also happens to be his job.
“Kanye West Says New Album Coming This Summer”
Where is your god now, huh?!
The Lyfe of Pablo:Pablo Honey
The Lyfe of Pablo Honey Ryder Kardasian West by Northwest Passage.
This is either his next album title or the worst before and after Wheel of Fortune puzzle ever.
I just love the idea that is the Grammies and Yeezy who is gonna save the music.
They mentioned that it’s the reason he doesn’t indulge in any vidya. Guy would rather be working than play games.
Pff, ya? Is that so? Did Max also ate a rough fish? I don’t think so.
I hate them way more tho.
The Martian is legitimately the most boring movie I’ve ever seen.
He’s very good about 50 percent of the time. Definitely in the midst of a shitty era now though.
Yep, but then they inevitably science up a whateverthefuck to rescue him. The movie would have been way more powerful if he died on Mars and had to come to terms with his inevitable death in spite of all his intelligence, struggle and accomplishments.
Is it called 53 Million (Dollars in Debt)?
Jesus was poor as well.
Awful song? Duuuuude…
That’s an awesome song!
As for Bullit… frankly I find Bullit to be boring as… well, a lot.
Then again I really can’t give a fuck about cars or car chases – to me that’s just filler. And not the kind they put in Twinkies! Mmmm…
Though… there are some documentary aspects of that movie, of its “in the time, of the time” values that I find interesting.
Like looking at his life habits and figuring them out for what they represented back then.
As for McQueen… dude was cool.
A decent actor, but mainly it’s his charm and magnetism that carries over to the screen – and makes the character.
Kinda the way Ahnold is not really much of an actor, but damn is the motherfucker charming – so even though the lines are crap and he should NOT fit in… somehow the whole thing works.
AND… Unlike McQueen he had the sense to stay away from drugs, booze and asbestos.
Cocaine might make you a paranoid lunatic – but cancer will kill ya.
When’s Yeezey’s crucifiction?
The correct question is: “Where?”
Well it’s true… Bowie got cancer and died.
Now… I’m not saying it was DIRECTLY related to Warcraft – the Movie… but there is a certain correlation there between that movie and cancer.
Will the Last Supper be at the Kardashian residence?
It’s gonna be called The Last Koktail With Khloé.
Please tell me that’s not a real show.
I’ve heard a few people say that the book the Martian is based on is really smart. I haven’t read the book, so I wouldn’t know, but I do know that the movie felt like somebody trying to explain the book in summary to an idiot. The most offensive part of it to me is when Matt Damons character says that line ‘so basically I’m just going to have to science the shit out of this’. Fuck you movie, fuck you for thinking so little of me as an audience-member that you have to break the fourth wall in order to acknowledge my stupidity. Ooooh wow, I really appreciated the way they had the character dumb things down for me and speak to me on my dumb idiot level. Oh he’s just sciencing the shit out of it all! I get it now! I was worried I was going to have to think about or learn something for a second! It sure is great they hand-waved away all that smart guy science stuff with that line! Why didn’t you just have Matt Damon unzip his fly, pull out his cock and start slapping the camera with it over and over and screaming ‘this is what I think of you you dumb idiot piece of shit audience’?
Was Room a story about another Mr Plinkett hijinks?
I reviewed two episodes already. ARE YOU NOT PAYING ATTENTION?!
Two episodes? That’s a pretty short run for a show called Koktails With Khloe.
The book is very sciency, but most of it is written as a journal entry written by a typical tumblr-like post-millenial snowflake. Matt Damon made the character slightly more likeable.
It was 80 minutes of people shouting nonsense, you can’t expect me to sit through all of it.
I think they are about to cancel it anyway. (I think it’s on its sixth episode as of now?)
“80 minutes of people shouting nonsense” sums every reality show on TV.
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True but it seems that it’s trying to be a futuristic Robinson Cruzoe with its faith in the Enlightenment, ideals of progress and technology. And as such, it seems to have achieved this goal.
Publishers won’t take “Nope” for an answer.
So people start with some “Hey… do penguins get diabetes? Maybe all that walking they do is something-something gene insulin blah-blah?” hypothesis… and then when they find bupkis to support their null hypothesis, instead of rejecting it they dig through the data until they find something, anything, that could be presented as a “finding” in the form of a confirmed hypothesis.
Which is how we got Viagra.
Cause who’s gonna buy the “Doesn’t work for angina OR hypertension” drug, right?
Nah, Plinkett doesn’t keep his victims in a shed with stuff they can use to live. He isn’t Josef Fritzl.
I think I’ll just tweet him a “fuck you, nobody cares” just for kicks.
Speaking of the wankfest of “hardcore sci-fi” that is the Martian, let’s look at the second entry of “hardcore sci-fi” called Ex Machina.
I haven’t watched the Martian, but is the “science” like the “Create an air filter” science in Apollo 13?
I remember watching that, and liked that the science wasn’t important and never explained, but showed how difficult the engineer’s job was in a do-or-die situation. The tension was the astronauts trying to make an air filter and if something was torn, they’d die. The engineers were badass, and never dropped an F-bomb once!
Meh. I’ll just go re-watch Apollo 13.
Fun fact, there’s actually talk about those air filters in the book and how NASA now (in the book) makes them all universal in case of shit like this happens again. (Not sure if it’s in the movie because I haven’t seen it)
Apollo 13 is a much better movie. I must hate myself for staying around until the end of the Martian. Do not waste three hours of your life on that movie.
I’ll probably read the book, then. The movie would probably just make this household angry.
The book is presented as a series of audio logs when the character explains what he’s doing, I guess that didn’t work for the movie for some reason. At some point he does say that he’ll science the shit out of something but usually explains what he does. The parts that take part on Earth are all “real time”.
I’m guessing the next HitB will be on The Witch, a film I’m hearing good things about.
Indeed. Book is far more annoying. Damon somehow makes it less so.
That particular line is not in the book. BUT!
As PDF of it (that just jumped at me from the internet) informs me – there are 93 instance(s) of the word “shit” in the book.
Also, author thinks this is SOOOOOO cool… te-he… snicker… giggle…
“You know what? “Kilowatt-hour per sol” is a pain in the ass to say. I’m gonna invent a new scientific unit name. One kilowatt-hour per sol is… it can be anything… um… I suck at this… I’ll call it a “pirate-ninja”.”
I think you misspelled “eating”.
If Vader was a jolly little boy this would have been his theme.
You can’t unhear this.
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How do you know my uncle?
God save the emperor! For the empire!
I enjoyed that one, silly me.
Oh yeah, that’s the thing Goodfellas didn’t win, has anyone taken it seriously since?
Sounds like Barney the Dinosaur’s theme.
As the Europeans heard the good news of racial profiling…. Hitler!
Does everyone know my family here?!
I’m starting to think that Mr. Plinkett’s house may be a staged set and not a real house at all.
How does your laughter sound in a major key? Mirthful?
I did as well, I actually very much enjoyed the movie.
But I don’t like the idea of people saying The Martian is stupid, because they can see the scientific flaws, but calling Ex Machina intellectual, because they can’t.
That is a self-defeating principle.
On the bright side, at least it leads to a discussion of Ex Machina. On the negative side, it leads to people unfortunately admitting that they call it “vewy smarty”, because they don’t understand the topic at hand.
He’s also a dad/grandfather.
Yeah, but Ex Machina’s just a remake of Bluebeard. THEREFORE IT FUCKING SUCKS!!!
And that very principle is why people actually do believe that Interstellar / Inception are “smart as fuck, do you even space, bro?”
It shows the limitation of some people (which they are NOT to be blamed for, mind you) – it is right on the verge where people understand it, but not totally, so they don’t see the tragic flaws within the design.
Dances with Wolves is starring a white dude who kills Indians.
Goodfellas just has a bunch of Italians doing lousy gangster stuff.
Yeah, I didn’t really like either one. I think I mentioned before that Ex Machina was not as smart as it seemed to think it was. It wasn’t bad, but through the whole thing I was thinking “There must be more going on than you think.” But there really wasn’t. It was pretty much exactly what you expected it to be. It could’ve easily been a two-part episode of The Outer Limits.
I don’t know how anyone can hate The Martian though. Great Sci-Fi? Nope, not even close. But it’s a perfectly acceptable movie. It would be right at home on anyone’s movie shelf next to Castaway and Red Planet. (Two superior films with similar concepts.) Is it worthy of the 86 oscar noms it has received? FUCK NO. But really, fuck movies.
Oscar winner: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w918Eh3fij0
If Leo doesn’t win the Oscar at least he’ll have our British cocksucking BAFTA to snuggle with.
I liked them both, very much.
The Martian is stupid as fuck and I am okay with it.
Ex Machina appears smarter than it really is and I am okay with it.
Do they suck more cocks than the AFI?
Ex Machina had naked women in it (when I didn’t expect it to) therefore it wins.
Nah. They’ll probably review some shit like 10 Cloverfield Lane instead.
I’ll put it this way, the BAFTAs gave Boyhood best film last year.
AFI thinks Hannibal Lecter is the greatest villian of all time. And he’s not even the main villain of the movie!
I’ve not seen Hannibal or Red Dragon. I assume he’s the villain in those right?
8.1 on IMDb… wow! Matt Damon’s “Cruise/DiCaprio autopilot acting mode” payed off! It’s a hit! He does not need to lift a finger. He’s hardly in it(his soul I mean). Maybe he’s dead and they pulled a weekend at Bernie’s.
No, he’s not. Hannibal’s always been more of anti-hero.
10 Cloverfield Lane? Is that the name? Does the creature have a residence now? Did he find work in the old bean factory?
-Honey I’m off to work, killing hiu-maans.
It’s the NSA! Holy sh**-stains Batman! They are on to us. Like an old who** and her soiled mattress!
You ain’t taking me alive copa’z! I’m packing heat!
It’s cryptic because calling it Cloverfield 2 is just uncool. Gotta set up a mystery that won’t pay off.
-executive producer Jar Jar Abrams
At least it’s not a found footage movie.
He does everything to annoy us!
It’s a ‘BWAAAAAM – silence- fade to black’ movie.
Lol what a hit. I liked Gone Baby Gone but since then Affleck hasn’t even tried making something as good as that.
Oh look, another member of the spoiled Me First! generation. Get a job and get off the… lawn?
Jupiter Ascending should sweep the Oscars 2016! Also ISIS should kidnap Leo. He can survive on raw fish I hear, so let him.
Won’t someone think of the Wachowskis? They hired Channing Tatum for a Sci-fi movie. They’re so brave!
Holy poopoos and peepees Batman!
Indiana Jones and The Curse of Prostate Cancer.
It’s gonna be a documentary about the last stage of Harrison Ford’s life. Spielberg going full on arthouse on us.
Will he use his superhero powers to keep the Cuban Missile Crisis from destroying the world?
Watching The Little Mermaid with the kids…. you know, I SWEAR that priest had longer knees in the original cut. … And, you know, a raging boner.
Damn it, Disney, you buy Star Wars and suddenly you gotta reedit your shit too??
Indiana Jones: And the disappeared elderly diaper.
*whip sound* *fast cut*
-Talk Belloq! Where is it?
-I always beat you Indy. But you know this already, we’ve been doing this for ages it seems.
-It’s not worth anything!
-I beg to differ. You see the bathroom is far away and you won’t make it in time. It’s worth something, everything it seems.
-Give it to me!
-Alright Dr. Jones. You are such a grump. Here.
-Argh. Snakes. You put snakes in it. I hate snakes.
-Hahaha. Archeology is our religion.
I can’t read while pooping. Can’t do it.
TIME TO GO IN THE REFIGERATOR!
Tom Hanks and Harrison Ford team up to discuss espionage in weirdly lit rooms.
While on drugs. Damn hippies.
Try masturbating while doing the other two. Three times the charm.
The series ended in 1989.
Ew. Gurls can’t say that! Who do you think you are, Daisy Ridley’s Rey?
Goes back to kitchen. Refrigerator’s empty. Drinks a jar of salsa to stave off the hunger.
I took that explosion pretty well!
Sorry for the cantankerous attitude but it’s a difficult year for rich 35 year old white men. I “””accidentally””” backed over a homeless man yesterday and the police pulled me over to ask questions. Took me 5 minutes to call their precinct to have them fired. Talk about wasting my time.
It’s a mystery to me, why people have the need to play with their expensive smartphones while taking a dump. WTF.
What’s River Phoenix up to these days?
And I thought my job at PetsMart was hard.
I should just go work over at S-Mart. I heard nothing exciting happens over there.
Oh, look it’s new… PISS… PISS out my ASS! https://youtu.be/4qsO1Hwg5hs
Man I should watch those movies. I actually have not seen any of them.
You had to bring up my brother.
One eye on the victim, one eye on the viewer. Clever girl.
get with the times grandpa! I can’t take no dumps without playing some Angry Birds first.
Milk that franchise. Also, a Lucas credit for writer.
It’ll be fine – the odd numbered films usually turn out alright.
Mike explained it perfectly. He scienced the fuck out of it!
I found Ex Machina pretty boring and obvious, really. Except for the interior design of that house. Gimme that house! Gimme those pretzels!!!
I was really hoping Spielberg would die while I still had a shred of respect for him.
Very weird are comments about the RLM crew not allowed?
The weirder the better. Lay it on us fam.
I had my comment asking if Rich was married removed and it was not even “that” offensive.
If they make this movie it better be worse then the crystal skull or I’m not paying to see it 12 times in theaters.
You’re not allowed to speak Rich’s name in public. He’s like God, or Jesus, or something.
Apparently! I just thought it was weird it’s the first time I have had one of my posts removed.
He’s engaged, you didn’t know that? #GetInTheLoop
RLM is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enema.
We should start a petition to get Space Cop in the next Indiana Jones.
You mean the one where you (or was it Phoenix) said if the Sonichu guy could get laid than so could rich? Yeah, I made a comment about that too…
Indy: “You’re a space cop?
Space Cop: “Full time.”
SC: “I’m from the future, the future of space.”
Indy: “Oh yeah? I remember this one thing from space that showed up in a movie where it completely didn’t belong. It was gonna be great!”
George: Once more, but with less enthusiasm.
Steven: Uh, George, I’m the director.
George: Shut up, I have an original vision to deliver!
Do you work at PetsMart with Len?
No it was way more boring then that all I said was “Wait is Rich Evans married?” and apparently it was removed.
Bone Tomahawk won’t get an oscar. It’s probably the best western I’ve ever seen ever. I liked it more than Hateful Eight.
Oh! Yeah, apparently talking about their personal lives gets you in shit now?
It’s a marketing ploy; discounts for replacement sunken iphones.
My bad if only we had a list of rules beyond don’t show your penis.
How many western have you seen so far? Two?
Our frauds could learn a thing or two from these frauds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXYqJHpj1iU
Who are these frauds? They are funny and original! *unsubscribes RedLetterMedia*
So did Indiana.
Chad Vader was on an episode of The Grabowski’s.
It’s all in the family.
Well, Plinkett acknowledged their existence in one of the reviews.
Never start with the head the victim gets all fuzy
Iron Fist has been cast finally in the mist of everyone wanting to watch season 2 of Daredevil therefore no one cares. Great idea, Marvel.
Can I punch their hand?
I’d have made reference to the dead partners imminent and now ruined retirement, or that he was black.
They’re in the money.
Oh my god, it’s terrible. We clearly did not see this coming at all http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/gods_of_egypt/
Rich – Classism
Old – Ageism
White – Racism
Men – Sexism
Too much isms…
#OscarsSoWhite Help end all these isms.
Furries have found RLM. BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES! https://i.imgur.com/7btqJLs.png
Back To The Future Part III, doesn’t count.
See… That whole thing there…
About some people dressing up in animal costumes, wearing diapers underneath, and then there being a conflict between pro- and anti- diaper sides in that community…
That’s the kind of thing that would never come to me on its own.
And I can imagine quite a bit.
Didn’t the Plinkett reviews first pick up at a furry site? #whatgoesaroundcomesaround
Oh yes we did. It was clear from posters like this:
And moments like this in the trailer:
Up to that point in the trailer it’s just bad.
Trailer is bad (you can barely tell that “gods” are giants compared to humans) and the movie looks like generic CGI superhero’s journey shlock.
Then… we get two pretty babyface kids just jammed right into the narrative… and you realize it’s gonna be about them and not about giants beating each other up with CGI.
And then the movie becomes a video game.
ohh so edgy. I love it when furries pretend they’re tough shit. “I put a weird sexual fetish at the forefront of my personality yet I deserve respect for it!”
My udders are down here, asshole.
Laptops are much more convenient for that.
You can put them on your knees and stuff.
you’re no authority mr. that thinks everything is overrated garbage yet never gives any real reasons for it!
Yes he’s married to Jack. Next question!
The hell is a furry community?
It’s not my fault your standards are so low, you olde gar-bitch!
they are conditioned to deploy the phone when any moment of thought or silence occurs.
says the pretentious hipster.
I heard that
I wasn’t aware of a level of depravity such as this. It honestly (and I’m not kidding) makes my stomach turn. Like, I get that everyone has their rights, but sometimes, just a little bit, I get the feeling that some parts of the population could stand to be artificially lowered in numbers.
No, I…just…seriously, people need to think about their life, the directions it’s led to and the doors that close when you decide to live in a complete perverted fantasy.
I don’t want to come off as a prude monster, but I will never get liking RLM. It’s just unnatural.
Yes. Which probobaly means Simon Pegg is a furry.
Being a furry is one thing.
But wearing diapers. As an adult. That’s just not right, man.
Rich used to sound like Charlie Sheen. Now he just sounds like Jack Gleason.
Eddie the Eagle (2016)
Eddie catches an edge and tumbles to his death in Calgary.
I mean, if you want a serious opinion on the issue, I don’t care what gets someone’s rocks off, as long as they don’t demand me to take a kinky fantasy as a part of their legitimate identity. Or generally bother me with it when I don’t seek it myself.
So all you straights out there, cool it!
He doesn’t even struggle to sit down anymore.
He just magically shows up in chairs. No knee pain whatsoever.
(yes, that’s the joke.)
It’s not Cloverfield 2, it’s just some movie they chose to rewrite and slap the Cloverfield name on it in hopes it’ll be more bankable that way.
Come ON! The Town was good.
Rebecca Hall seriously needs a new schtick, but the movie was good.
Argo was decent too… if you can ignore the historical inaccuracies.
And the fact that it effectively killed any chance of any kind of a Lord of the Light movie being made during this superhero surge.
Which isn’t really all that bad.
It’s a much better book than it could be a movie, as it would feel too generic with its… well… everything.
Gods are ancient aliens who rule the world with superpowery mutations and gadgets, then one of them decides to fight that and free the people, there is a giant battle with demons and humans and zombies… and then they catch him and kill him… and then he is resurrected by his small band of allies, and then there’s THE final giant battle.
It’s every summer blockbuster today.
Except aliens are human colonists on some far away planet, demons are original inhabitants of the planet who have transformed themselves into pure energy, humans channel their powers into personae of Hindu gods, reincarnation and karma are real due to cloning and mind transfers which are kept away from the public along with any tech above the middle ages level… and the lone hero is a guy who decides to fuck with all that by becoming Buddha-Prometheus.
Where the book is subtle and funny movie would be lost in the obviousness of it all.
Like the philosophical-theological babble on the symbolism of the god of death and animals greeting the Buddha returned from the grave – when it’s actually just a mad scientist guy who’s good with gadgets and a guy who got mind-transfered into a body of a monkey, playing reverse-Frankenstein while pulling some Star Trek tricks.
And little episodes like two neighbors talking about storing feces while awaiting the glorious wonder of a flush toilet to be installed – and the good karma one will accumulate by retroactively flushing all that shit… stuff like that would never make it in.
So… Argo inadvertently stopped others from fucking up that story.
If I had a dollar for every undercover Ukrainian I went to school with…
I identify as a squirell from a Sega Genesis game, so I find your comment disrespectful and actualanimalisticismistic
Well… as far as tough shit goes…
All that costume padding means they can take a kicking and laugh it off.
On the other hand, they suck at punching back and faint from exhaustion real fast.
What’s good enough for Neil Armstrong is good enough for me.
You know what would’ve made The Martian better? A Martian. You watch the movie thinking “Ah! it’s called ‘The Martian’ because Matt Damon becomes the Martian“. So science fiction. Much real. Such amaze. Do want… and then, BAM! at the end of act two it is revealed than an actual E.B.E. is stalking outside Matt Damon’s space hut. What a twist!
In the after credits scene he pulls off his face and it turns out he was an alien all along.
Oh, no! They thought they rescued Matt Damon, but instead it’s the carnivorous E.B.E. wearing Matt Damon’s skin!
Coming Summer 2019… The Martian II: The Earthling.
The Town is like a lesser version of Heat. Not bad but a stepdown from what he did before. And Argo was blander then drying paint.
I’m sure there’s some Sonic and Tails fan fiction to help you feel better.
It’s all here, baby. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgg78TJDHv8
They really dont like personal questions.
well no wonder Mike drinks so much. what a shameful legacy.
That’s what I meant. …Oh, you mean at the end.
That’s what I meant.
Mike said in the previous HitB he was a Ninja Turtles kid. I wonder if he had these http://images.wikia.com/tmnt/images/6/66/Star_Trek_Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_box_art.jpg
Fair enough. Like I said, I know nothing about the his role in the other films.
This is one of the few occasions I regret not having watched a trailer. I was kinda expecting something freaky to happen, something like in Moon, just somehting! Imagine my feelings after I realized I just spent 12bucks watching Matt Damon’s teeth deteriorate.
That film’s so dull, it’ll probably win the most trophies with The Revenant.
Remember Mike’s early side-project, Cake Farts dot com? That never really took off. Maybe time for a soft reboot.
but it’s in the west
I thought that was Jack.
Many thanks for calling out J-Law’s continued diva assholish attitude.
Mad Max should win everything but I suppose the alternate-sexuality / pro-communism films will win if we’re going by ideology.
Will this finally be Eisenstein’s year?
Is Kanye a western?
Shark Sharts Dot Gov
Are you talking about The Fappening?
Too bad Matt Damon wasn’t on board:
The Hollywood bourgeoisie doesn’t care for the proletariats.
With due respect, guys, you got it the opposite on The Martian. The movie does not play to dumb people who aren’t smart enough to expect better. In fact, most people at both JPL and NASA love the movie for its extraordinary accuracy and intelligence. I’m not saying this because of their interviews, I’m saying this as someone who knows people at these organizations and have heard many of them raving about it multiple times. Now, I don’t believe either of you guys are dumb, and I’m frankly quite a big fan of yours. But your minds were clearly on a break when thinking about this film as some of your statements were way out of wack with reality. For instance, you said that Damon’s character duct taped the door after it blew out and it made it all better. That’s as absurd as saying someone was shot and killed and they sewed up the wound and that made it all better. NO! In this movie they made it very, very abundantly clear that the door blowing out destroyed all the potatoes, the food he was counting on to eat. Another example is where you say that he just solves every problem and moves on so there’s no stakes. That’s as absurd as saying that an action scene took place and since the lead character wasn’t killed, there was therefore no stakes. In every instance, Damon’s character could have died, but you seemed to not like it because there wasn’t some cliche action sequence. That’s fair enough, but don’t then say others are the ones not being smart enough because you’re the ones needing a big dumb action scene in order to be entertained.
It’s a bit hypocritical of you to say people who liked this were dumb when you yourself clearly weren’t using your head when you were watching the movie and considering it for a review.
It’s sad to watch Mike nowadays, and I wonder if he needs a break. He looks like Adam Sandler in respect that he looks tired and bored. Frankly, his reviews have been hypocritical lately. He’ll criticize one movie for having too many cliches, then he’ll criticize another movie for not having the cliches he just got done criticizing. It’s like no one can do anything right. I hate to say it as I’m typically a huge fan of this channel, but I think you might need a break, Mike. The Martian is a clear example as you keep saying you want a smart movie like this, then it comes along and you shit all over it saying you wish it had elements that you’ve been criticizing in all of your other reviews. You just seem jaded and bitter, and don’t really seem to be considering what you’re saying nowadays.
I do get what Jay is saying in regards to The Martian. Yeah, they should have made him a bit more haggard near the end, and I think his review here is a tiny bit more well thought out than Mike’s. He might be able to keep going for a while, but I really believe Mike needs a break fora little while.
Nah, the book has a lot more tension and science. There’s a lot cut, hollywoodized and rushed. The movie was just a quick cash grab while the book was hot. The scenes at NASA were almost a cartoon. The scenes on Mars were just cheap.
It’s confirmed; everyone at both JPL and NASA are dumb… Sort of figured…
there was an asston of convenience in the Martian. Them comparing him flying around to Gravity.. and well Matt Damon is kind of himself in his movies now. It’s not really an oscar movie (whatever that means) even though most people enjoyed it. Mike’s clearly not as good at fake laughter as Matt Damon.
One of these days, Karen! One of these days!
So speaking of unoriginal and terribly written films that completly rip-off much better films, one of the scripts that I wrote might be getting made into a “film”.
An actual martian showing up would have been only slightly less ridiculous than that bonkers rescue mission.
The Stand by Me rip off or the Halloween one?
The first one.
My goodness. Hopefully Richard Linklater will make it.
And hopefully it’ll be terrible!
I’ve just received news that it will be rewritten by Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman.
All joking aside, I do have a lot of hope for the film and I did remove the elements that I blantantly took from Stand By Me, most notably the main kid’s older brother dying.
Maybe JJ Abrams will turn it into Cloverfield 3.
An indie filmmaker from Canada offered to produce my script. And no, it’s not Taco.
Taco is busy on making Pasta the Movie a feature length film. In all seriousness I’m happy for you.
Break a leg Jersey boy.
A true classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgyHNmOJZn0 Uncle Lloyd and Toxie have a plan. Oscars so meh.
Are awards shows even relevant any more?. They belong to times when the media landscape was very different and there was only a few people who the cultural gatekeepers telling us what was good.
We now live in an information age where we can access anything anywhere via youtube, social media and popularity is a mutual trending topic. Awards were a small group of individuals decide what is great seems rather dated. People complained about the Oscar’s being so white because they could see their choices were not reflecting what the public liked and saw.
I don’t want to see most of these movies, and I’m fine with that. Good call on the industry awards… such a pointless thing to care about at all.
I’m afraid that the backlash from this year’s Oscars is going to spell doom for Rich Evans’ well deserved nomination for Space Cop, just because he is white. Had Skip Skop been released earlier, when it was meant to, Rich Evans would’ve been a shoo-in for best actor.
Wouldn’t bringing back the Fairness Doctrine mean that BET would have to show 12 hours of white entertainment every day?
Imagine what that would do to AM radio.
Since I was expecting Jay to say it’s a no brainer for “Fury Road”, and he instead said “Room” I watched it, and holy shit. Leo ate a fish though.
He ate it in the cold, damn it!
Room got me twice, almost crying, that’s usually reserved for WWII movies and only WWII movies.
Brie Larson didn’t eat fish in the cold though, so fuck that.
I really liked when Furiosa used her gymastics skills to knock the raptor out of the car. The Oscar should be hers. Anyone can eat raw fish, just ask the japs.
Harakiri is what they call the dish. And after a meal and sake they violently invade other nations. I really don’t trust the japs. Anyway I just wanted to say that when you get mauled by a bear and sleep in a dead horse does not mean you can break the fouth wall. Any director knows that. Rant over.
I though Mad Max was a an alternate-sexuality film. Furiosa was a guy and Max was a woman. Furiosa’s “moms” were all Lesbians. 🙂
It was not until just now that I truly understood the price of fame. Thank you.
So if JPL and NASA employees hate 2001: A Space Odyssey, does that make it a bad film?
The point of Sci-Fi, to me, is a complex idea told in a unique way. The current trend, though, is simple ideas told through complex means and that somehow passing muster as Science Fiction. Gravity, Interstellar, and The Martian are simple concepts razzle-dazzled with science, but no one finishes those films questioning the concepts the film presents. People just bitch about the accuracy.
No one complains about the plausibility of farming a natural satellite for sustainable energy with Moon. They question the value of a life as expendable as a clone. Star Trek: TMP tackles our meaning of existence. 2001 ponders how we can evolve as a species, and what is holding us back. That’s something much different than current popular films perceived as sci-fi.
If people are angry, and they probably have a right to be, it’s because Hollywood is taking sci-fi films and dumbing it down for mainstream audiences. It’s taking a great aspect of nerdy/geeky culture and making it pop culture. I can’t leave these films and have long, drawn-out conversations about deep philosophical concepts with others. I’m stuck arguing about accuracy or defending feeling warm and fuzzy from a film. And it’s frustrating.
A film about the triumph of the human spirit is a wonderful film to have once in a while. There’s no problem with having that concept as a film, but complicating a simple film with science does not make it science fiction to me. I just think people on the internet, unfortunately, are losing sight of that.
Did Leo sign an insurance policy before he ate the raw fish? I had to sign an insurance form before eating Fugu.
Hook me up with an Oscar, Hollywood!
How’d this happen, Palply?
Shia Lebooof? Indiana 5? Sheee ahh ley boooooth? 5?
If The Revenant wins anything, and you think it was only because they shot in the cold, you are missing a lot of what that film brings to the table, you are missing a whole lot.
What are you, a vegan?
Yeah but the internet and the general public are retarded fucktards. Either way we are fucked.
The award shows almost feel like SNL at this point. I hop on the internet for the funny skits, and avoid all the garbage. Here’s a list of the winners. Done!
I think if the Award Shows just shirked all the fluff, they’d be alright. If they think people are still willing to watch a 3 hour show, they’re crazy.
I agree, they just really don’t like Leo for some reason. I think he was their first choice for Space Cop and he turned them down 😛
No, he only had to realize that being a vegan activist does have its limits.
That limit being called money.
As per usual.
Leo wasn’t willing to eat a hotdog for their film as it was against his beliefs.
And you don’t fuck around with the Greater Milwaukee Film Association like that. He’ll be paying for that mistake for years.
I wonder how long this will going on. It’s nice because different but our unconscinous (male/female) still wants HIM to “fight the dragon” and HER to look beautiful. The reason why everybody remember Conan. And almost nobody Red Sonja.
I live for Red Sonja. That “almost nobody” will grow in size someday. It just takes time.
See, Ridley Scott? This is more interesting than that silly Prometheus II film! Please produce more stuff like this, and always put Tom Hardy in a lovely hat.
The best movie of the year was Sicario. Best Supporting Actor of the year was Benicio del Toro in Sicario. Not nominated.
Thought of the Day “Apollo was like my son. I raised him. And when he died a part of me died. But now you’re the one. You’re the one that’s gonna keep his spirit alive. You’re the one that’s gonna make sure that he didn’t die for nothing. Now you’re gonna have to go through hell. Worse than any nightmare you ever dreamed. But in the end, I know you’ll be the one standing.”
Sorry Tony Burton (Duke) of the Rocky Series passed away and i’m feeling sentimental.
I think I deserve an award for watching Leo’s shitty performances.
I said this a few video’s ago but it deserves repeating, the Oscars are simply a masturbatory event held by actors for actors.
They made a Cloverfield 2?
I think the last time i bothered to watch the Oscars. Lord of the Rings won. But i find the whole awards season to be a waste of time. I mean out of all the movies that are made in a year, including Foreign Films. Who can really decide what is the best. I don’t think it’s bunch of old geezers who haven’t been laid since 1990.
I mean when your so old you cum dust can you blame people for not wanting to sleep with them?
To add to that I remember a few years back I believe it was the late Robin Williams that made the joke during the opening song of the Oscars about what does the general public know about movies, referring to the fact that the Dark Knight had made over a billion dollars in the box office and was not even nominated for best picture.
I can see the Furiosa / Max thing, but ultimately that’s just about gender roles, not sexuality. The woman is the lead, the man supports, etc. In the context of the story, sure the Many Mothers were off doing their own thing, but the story specifically makes the point that they failed. The implication of returning to the citadel is that womankind and warboys must find a way to work together for the common good. Radical feminism and reactionary masculinity are both problematic in their own way. It takes someone “mad” to bring about this reunion because society is infinitely more messed up than he[Max] is. I think it says something powerful about our own polity – that the radical individualism of the feminist or reactionary has no place in society. Max himself knows he’s too far gone down the path of revenge, so he turns and walks away a la The Searchers.
Some indie filmmaker from Canada came across my script on one of the sites I posted it on and he e-mailed me the other night asking me if I’m willing to have the script produced and directed by him apparently.
Wow what a lucky break congratulations.
Where’s your 2015 year in review? I actually wanna know what you guys (or one of you) thought of The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
This is not a live stream..!
All of them needs more Ricky Gervaise
To stay away from mediocre movies winning meaningless awards for a bit, let me just inform you that you can now totally legally obtain brand new albums by The 1975, The Quemists, Santigold and Moby.
And you can also listen to a brand new single from the widely awaited album by Andrew Bird (featuring Fiona Apple): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdZqgyz84YY
Thank you for your attention, feel free to go back to arguing about Leo DiCaprio.
Leo should yell; “I’m the king of the world!” if he wins.
And the reason they haven’t been laid since 1990 is the Goodfellas travesty.
The man from uncle is the main character’s cousin.
I… I’m sorry. I have not seen that movie.
From a fellow writer, congrats! Hope it works out for you.
I think they’re just being facetious/funny. They had plenty nice things to say about it in their review. They both LIKED the film. It just didn’t engage them, which is exactly how I felt about it.
The Indians remade Oldboy. Is nothing sacred to them?
If The Revenant shouldn’t win, what else in the category is really a slam dunk? I liked the Revenant, didn’t love it, but nothing else I saw was clearly better. I could say Mad Max, but the film is so different it feels odd comparing them.
Maybe the answer is to stop caring?
Can’t be Room because the film didn’t do anything cinematic as The Revenant or Mad Max. Spotlight maybe has a chance based on it’s screenplay.
” The director cited the following films as influences on Gods of Egypt: The Guns of Navarone (1961), Lawrence of Arabia (1962), The Man Who Would Be King (1975), Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981), and Sergio Leone’s Western films. Lionsgate anticipated for Gods of Egypt to be the first film in a new franchise after it finished releasing The Hunger Games films.”
There are so many things wrong with what was just said.
Internet is ablase again. I like the “””feminist propaganda”””. But to be honest, retards who soil their pantaloons do so in vein in my opinion, it’s not meant to be propaganda, It’s a realistic portrayal in many ways. Mad Max is more about self discovery and redemption and does not fit with extreme gender equality themes nor reversal gender stereotypes. Well it’s true about movies with John Wayne type heroes but not when it comes down to relationships nor if the nukes get launched.
Mad Max is a post apocalypse movie as a theme but the framework is reality.
Furiosa got the Bill Cosby treatment every night and finally had enough and left Sceletor alone with his tribe of white Ramstein fans. She is like a wounded fleeing beast wanting to reach the promiseland. She’s tough mostly out of desperation and she has nothing to loose exactly so she keeps fighting. Hence the feminist bad-assery. It’s not anything to compare to nor celebrate as an ala Rambo style hero but is a plausable realistic reaction. She’s ready to claw Max’s eyes out at any moment because she must now deal with a potential threat.
Max has lost his mind and is in a standard mode for survival ready to blow Furiosa’s tits off out of plain habit. Standard day for Max, business as usual, plays a steady calm hand to reach safety and continue along. Alone of course.
Forget feminist propaganda and forget gender. It’s a movie about people who have nothing to live for except survival. The characters are miserable people who are completely driven to reach their goals of selfpreservation.
Max is not a weak male who is subversive to Furiosa but goes along out of necessity and developes an attraction towards a genuine cause and a promise land aka hope. Living just to survive he comes to doubt this and realizes that he can no longer just do this lowers the guard.
Furiosa bet everything on escaping even if it meant her death and now Max bet’s everything on not just surviving but getting something to live for. Tragedy and heroism but in a very miserable way.
All the struggle is out of the classic anti hero hardball stereotype mixed with a miserable desperate characterization and the movie strives to have a realistic approach to the characters. It’s a brilliant team of people who have reached the end and need a drastic change. Furiosa is the only one who has a hope for the future but will snap like a twig if she looses that hope and Max has nothing to live for anymore and is totally driven by a survival instinct and will never snap. Both are weak and fragile and expose each other. Why just survive? Why give up, ever? Post apocalypse baby!
The complete opposite of this more realistic approach is everything else. It’s a spectacle and totally over the top and I love it.
I can relate to the characters, mostly because marriage. Very well done. Hear that Hollywood? Make more.
Yes. This. x 1,000,000.
What makes me wondering most about Prometheus 1 is that people seem to be more infuriated about the creation story than the real flaws. (lack of a protagonist, space zombie, floating ball, bad make up of old wayland and so on)
Woah Boss Nass. This is not what I came to expected from you. Where’s the racist tirades? The writting style of a drug addict/alcoholic? The complete misanthropy for this world of humans?
I give this post 4/10. It’s toad propaganda.
I don’t have the energy to go on a rant, but trust me, plenty of people have problems with all the bad aspects of Prometheus
And him going:
Brevity is the soul of wit! Stahp wasting my time!
I like all of the movies you mentioned, including “The Martian”.
I did write more like this when I started commenting here.
I wrote this mostly just to get the thoughts out. The wife and I talked about this when we saw the movie and it grew on us. Seeing so much hate towards Fury Road’s feminist propaganda again I just needed to went. They should have put Avatar eyes on her and pumped up the cleavage to avoid criticism. That’s how you win Oscars.
When? It’s been over two decades. I personally like female leads/heroines but not all of the time. It really depends on the story. Some people are weak some people are strong. it doesn’t matter what they got between their legs.
Due to certain released photos, Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t seem she should be the enforcer determining when or how it is or is not appropriate to use a phone
But pumping up her cleavage would be 70’s era sexist!
Robin Atkin Downes is playing Doomsday in Batman v Superman. Prepare the Metal Gear jokes:
Such a lust for justice-WWWWWWHHHOOOOOOOO????!!!?!
The Daily Planet interview was a smoke screen. They played us like a damn fiddle!
It was a good read and I totally agree with all of that. However I’m confident that people who’s only takeaway from Fury Road was that it’s a “feminist propaganda” are just not worth the trouble.
There are so many of them. They are everywhere.
That’s actually early 2000’s sexism. The T-X in T3 from 2003 gets pulled over by a cop. She pumps up cleavage.
Well, I eat vegans, so yes.
On one hand you got MRA’S calling Fury Road “feminist propaganda”, and on the other hand you got feminist’s calling Jurassic World “70’s era sexist.” Christ, some people are so hard to satisfy.
Oh yeah. 70’s era sexism is a beautiful red-headed women running in high heels or arguing with some muscular guy about dinosaurs.
It would be nice to talk about a film without so many isms being thrown around. Or being told how progressive/regressive a film is.
Critical thinking has completely been sabotaged for feelings. It sucks.
Clark Kent’s on the Atkins diet, what?
They have to remove the bomb from his body.
That’s sadly impossible these days.
I feel like I have to see Gods of Egypt.
Right music and acid should do the trick.
And booze…wait Regal serves Bud Light? Nevermind. #FuckRegal.
Is that even a word?
Also, luckily my gf finds Mad Max too scary, so she won’t be swayed by this propagandist drivel. Fight the (female) power!
Bud, huh? I prefer beer.
Isn’t illegal to sell piss and market it as beer? Regal don’t care.
Are the special effects worth it? It looks sub par technically but the aesthetics man. Looks beautiful but problably just sucks donkey balls.
No but from it looks extremely bad.
Does she find Immortan Joe scary?
Yes, but we’re talking about someone who covers her eyes during spookier parts of cartoon shows.
It’s 2 hours long. Whatever happened to 1.30? That’s the proper length for this caliber of movie.
I don’t know. This movie should be like 90 minutes.
PG-13! Oh. That means no Verhoven moments.
I know what you mean. GoE seems like it had awesome art direction that got rendered terribly.
What about animated sexism? Jessica Rabbit for example. She’s basically a walking, singing, puberty-inducing macguffin.
i just saw Room. It’s fucking amazing. That kid out-acted the shit out of bear-raped-Di Caprio.
I also saw The Room and Tommy Wiseau fucks a room up better than that bear fucked up Leo’s asshole
You’re right. She should let the internet determine for her.
I watched Room just now, after posting that comment. Yeah, it should win everything.
Hey, someone’s gotta suck those donkeys.
Gerard Butler, the thinking man’s actor.
Critics are calling Gods of Egypt the blarhganefawkjfbisdjnfv;askjfpowloq34infoib
And every single woman’s favorite Phantom.
EGYPT HAS FALLEN!
THIS IS EGYPT!!!!
I’m confiscating these… they’re M-&-evidence.
But it won’t.
After seeing the ads for Gods of Egypt I can see this as a real movie http://i.imgur.com/n7WejR7.jpg
Isn’t it kinda happening already? http://static.srcdn.com/slir/w680-h1008-q90-c680:1008/wp-content/uploads/Nine-Lives-poster-Kevin-Spacey-is-a-cat.jpg
You ain’t kitten about that.
I think its because after the sex act they write long reviews of there partners inadequacy.
I think Ricky Gervias summed up the value of awards pretty well on the Globes.
It’s true… all of it.
Nick Meyer, director of Wrath of Khan, joins the Star Trek TV series writing staff:
But do you call it a “TV” series? It’ll be available through the CBS streaming service coming next year.
Well, people will watch it on their smart TVs.
Why Thank You!… Going to see The Witch this weekend, hopefully it doesn’t suck…
TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!
Isn’t that your typical weekday, tho? Satan should give you a bulk discount, IMO.
Hell to the nah.
KIKI tommorrow at you know where 23:00 CEST. It’s gonna be Daft Punk’s Alive 07 with a whole bunch of weirdness before and after carefully curated by yours truly.
#get hype for Chirpy
That’s T- how many hours? I am chronologically confused!
Rich Evans turned into Jeff Lynne at he end there.
I’ll give you the exact time after I’ll give you a creampie.
Can I join in just to brag about the fact that my script may or may not get produced?
well you could stay for the whole thing instead ya know.
Yeah, it’s a Friday night, why the hell not?
Oh wait, you said tommorow night. Nevernind. I’ll still be there though.
Any real instruments?
If they’re such good characters, why did Furiosa need the Mad Max license to lean on?
My criticism of the movie isn’t too emphatic because I despise Tom Hardy. He can’t act his way out of a paper bag. I definitely did not want him to have more lines. And Charlize Theron was very good as Furiosa.
But that was not a Mad Max movie. It was Cirque du Soleil presents: Furiosa!
No way! The Josh Brolin original is untouchable!
Wow that shit looks horrible. Gerard Butler meh….
So they’re bringing in someone from the days when people had new ideas, so they can steal a few more of them? Amazing.
Yeah! They’re ignoring the fact that it was written and directed by a foreigner (thus somehow making the horrible, childish story acceptable)!
It was a Mad Max movie.
yeah. my cock in your ass. I’m gonna play Beethoven’s Für Elise with your cheeks.
yeah. I’m gonna slit my wrists with a blade in such a way to play Moazart’s Lacrimosa.
Kanye West died last night…
He didnt but I bet you felt really good for a split second…
You had me for a second.
You monster! How dare you speak Yeezus name in vain!
Fuck you, mother fucker, I hope Tony Abbott comes back. I curse you to listen to Land Down Under for the rest of your life.
You manipulative slut!
I didnt think it through, I thought people would enjoy the moment of bliss, but the comedown of realising he’s still alive must be harsh.
Slut? Is he on iCloud and tells people not use their phones?
Yeah, it’s like you forced us to inject some heroine.
this should answer all your questions.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
That denim vest is fly…
Horse radish is not an instrument either.
Do instruments of torture count?
It’s like something Randy Butcher would wear.
Not frilly enough…
He will rise from the dead in three days. Or two seeing as how he died last night. Whatever.
It lacks a ball gag.
Really, it would be an assless denim onsey….
I personally enjoyed it, even as it wasn’t a direct “remake” of the original series but also a modern remake of the tropes of Eurospy movies of the 1960s with all of their sex, style, and camp appeal, reminiscent of such films like the Kommissar X series without descending into parody.
do it and post what you find
Just finished watching Close Encounters on TCM. That’s a perfect movie.
Much better than that other alien movie Spielberg did.
Indiana Jones and the Extra Terrestrial?
*Indiana Jones and The Policy of No Refunds
Just the way he appears from behind the curtain. <3
Just like in them 50s little personal movies Jorgé always wanted to monetize beyond recognition.
I love it, probably a bit long for modern kids. but things like the ship in the desert and the musical language, the cool spath sthips.
THIS JUST IN: The animated “kids film” known as “The Prince Of Egypt” still stands as the most accurate portrayal of Egypt shat out by Hollywood.
If you would have said his “fashion line”
And it’s a good movie.
Indiana Jones and the Shady Pines…. Nursing Home.
More accurate than Abbott and Costello Vs The Mummy!
I’m not saying you’re lying, just that you are wrong.
Whoa! Room will getting Oscar? I should have copyright name, that way I can take Oscar away from Brie Larson. Her character is not even betray by her friends. What is the point? Do you understand life?
But question is which is better “Room” or “the Room”?
Thank you, I agree “The Room” should win everything
Leo of Capricorn gets an Oscar for eating a fish? I destroy a bedroom and get laugh at. Life is not fair to poor Tommy. The academy is betray me and I don’t care anymore.
You are tearing me apart Oscars!
“Didn’t see it!”
Neither did the Academy, but that didn’t stop them from saying they liked it.
The alien kidnap scene was a house of horrors for the formative me.
E.T. might actually be better than Close Encounters. Oh, wait… you mean that other movie.
Both E.T. and Crystal Skull made me cry. But for completly different reasons.
Both E.T. and Crystal Skull made me cry, but for completly different reasons.
Yeah, it’s pretty sad when he dies. Indy, I mean.
Oh, hi, Brie Larson, you look good. You look a baby face.
“Into the space between spaces.”
Fuck that movie. Fuck Spielberg. Fuck George Lucas. Fuck Harrison Ford. Fuck Shia Lebonf. Fuck Cate Blanchett. Fuck everyone involved. Fuck Disney for wanting to make another one. Fuck movies.
To be fair, Spielberg didn’t want to direct Crystal Skull, but Jorge pressured him into it:
I know. Still, horrible. I rather him do more Bridge of Spies, old man movies. He is good at those.
Believe it or not, there is an actual guy named Jorge Lucas:
Batman Dark Knight should be called ‘New And Improved Joker Products’? Ok, fine. Cirque du Soleil presents: Furiosa 2015 it is.
A.I was terriffic!
George Lucas is this guy, too!
And another one:
SEND IN ZE CLOOONES!
DON’T PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THAT!
I want that fucker dead so bad. Sick of hearing about him and his terrible ‘music’.
Begun the Clone War has.
Oh yeah!! That my favorite moopie of all time…. 🙂
I would like to f**k Cate Blanchet, but the others nah…Shia LaBouf can chug balls though and I didn’t mean mine…
It sure has:
Damn…I now realize I’m evil because of the orgasmic joy I felt for a split second…I’m a broken man now…
The Sandwich eating scene was hilarious. Henry Cavills accent was dreadful. And the dialogue and pacing was generally too fast for me to follow.
Did Dinsney get the Indiana Jones IP?
I really enjoyed this episode. I like the new “serious Mike”. He’s growing from a man boy to a boyman….?
“most notably associated with RedLetterMedia” What else can he be associated with?
Jay Boyman…? Now I’m confused…
No I know I’m sexual. I’m confused as to the new roles imposed by Mike and Jay, I mean Susan…
The idea behind it (machines know how to manipulate a human mind) was not bad in my opinion. But the cleavage scene was just 100 levels too goofy for a Terminator movie. They should have come up with something different to prove her superior manipulation skills.
So he’s a 12 year old boyman or manboy… :S
He’s grown from a boy into a twirp.
Is that like a “twink”?
that movie was weird…
For Jay it is.
Mike and Jay are like father and son. Occasionally they exchange their sexual partners, for example Rich Evans. Pretty obvious stuff.
“I knew you’d say that”
-Judge Dredd, AKA worst thing ever
You didn’t like Dredd? 🙁
I love Dredd I hate the 1995 movie.
Oh..I thought that you were referring to the Stallone version.
Dude, that was awesome bro. The thought of him dead had a Bowie flavor to it. Excellent.
Time to subjugate those nuts.
I feel bad about getting everyone’s hopes up about the Dead Kanye thing.
My actions have hurt many people and i’m sorry.
I promise next time he tours here I will have him torn apart by wild Dingos.
Get ready for Green Room, too.
Forget the dingos. Go full crocodile!
Now thats using your Lion Brain.
Oh, leave that wild creature alone and the Dingos, too!
You wanna get nuts? Come on, let’s get nuts… from the store.
Dingo? Is this a codeword? YOU FILTHY SPY! ANSWER ME!
I ON TO YOU COMMIEBASTERD!
it’s three in the am , who’s been commenting!
I’m not talking you dirty rusky! Go spy someplace else VLADIMIR
You lie! This is not the time! Trying to confuse us with RuskieMindTricks!
SOVIET SPIES EVERYWHERE! HELP US TRUMP!
Fucking a droid.
NPR would be a mess. Nobody would ever listen to it.
WHY U BITCH OF SPIES SO MUCH? ARE U A JUICE?
So many spies, so few bridges.
The Trump is coming from inside the house!
I had no idea Bridge of Spies was directed by Spielberg until I saw his name in the end credits. That makes me sad.
Is that your elf?
I’m not talking! SO STOP WASTING MY TIME!
He’s a genius. If he didn’t tell you that he’d be lying to you.
Bridge of Spies? Bridge of Spies? Oh, ahahaha! No there… um is no bridge! I’M AN AMERICAN! I HAVE RIGHTS! Why? Bridge of Spies? BRIDGE OF SPIES? You could not see the shmultz in it! Jeewizz! The scene with the kids for example. THE KIDS watching the nuke warning reel… shhhhhhhhhhh. The conditioning the propaganda. You telling me that was not a perfect ‘Shindlers List’ Spielberg’esc shmultz scene? The exposition, the filming of it, the um composition. YOU DID NOT SEE THE SHMULTZ? Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Quiet…. gotta go…
Too bad Richard Dreyfuss forgot how to act after that.
Bridge of Spies? Bridge of Spies? Bridge of Spies? Bridge of Spies! Oh. Hahaha! Bridge of Spies? Yes. Bridge of Spies!
B B BBRRIDGEEEAA. YYYYYYEEEEEAAASSS HEEE DOOOES! BOY!
Boss put down the Grappa and back away slowly.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Don’t drink it! It’s pee.. poopoo and peepee. Tell my story!
P p poison. I’ve been… Tell the world how I lived.
der is juice everywhere.
He’s our only hope against those commies!
Hey dummie, it has “Spie” in the title. God, you’re so stupid.
That’s not all he forgot.
E.g. He doesn’t remember making this movie:
Because drugs. Lots of them.
Thats right Shaun!
Laugh it up…..fucker.
Oh am, and I will…
Don’t worry we will;)
After seeing it recently… there’s too much of that kid in it.
The kid has as much personality as a dog would have (probably less) and only serves as a MacGuffin for his mom and so we could have that scene of abduction – which turns into something like the shortest abduction ever, compared to those WW2 pilots he gets returned with in the end.
Similarly, mom’s story becomes that she is only there because of the kid.
And then you see all those other people who came through the blockades, with same visions and drawings, and her character is even more devalued.
That guy who gets sprayed and falls asleep had no kid and yet he made it almost all the way. By pure chance of wind he catches the narcotic spray first.
I.e. The kid is rejoined with his mom purely by accident – if he didn’t rejoin with her it would be of no consequence to the movie.
But at least Spielberg still had balls to take the kid away.
As he said himself that he could never let Neary go away with the but-probing aliens now – and leave his bimbo wife and autistic kids behind.
Also… Fuck Truffaut! Keyboard cat could have acted that!
I was just gonna say that… 14 hours later, but I was just gonna say that.
Bridge of Spielbergs. Full Spielberg on Spielberg action!
That would’ve been so much more funny if he played Anubis instead of Set.
Highly disagree with Mike: Steve Carell was actually prettty dreadful in Foxcatcher, especially next to Tatum and Ruffalo who played their game more subdued.
Everytime Carell showed up, it looked like a SNL character stumbled into the set.
The Martian and Bridge of Spies are spot-on though, I kinda had hopes for these, although what did I really expect from Scott whose last great film happened a quarter century ago. But Spielberg? Munich was a really great political thriller, but Bunch of Spies was like and old-man reading a manual in low-monotone voice withoutthe hope or promise that he’d die of an heart-attack any minute.
And you hacks didn’t even mention Sicario on this one? What’s wrong with your taaaaaaaaste?
Jay mentioned liking Sicario on a PreRec stream tho. he was kinda dissapointed too seeing it after Enemy. The boi has narrow taste it seems. If it ain’t weird on any level-deduct points from it just because every movie ever made has to be “weird”
The scene where they are returning to the US on the expressway, makes me conjure UFOs that send me back in time to do something… something… what was that thing?
I say that every time I get some nut-mix at the store. I just like the sound of it.
Ok, gotta check some of those last PreRec streams I suppose.
I get why some people might not like it, and I wouldn’t say it’s a must-see. But they don’t make them slow-paced movies like that very often, where the tension and grip is gradually rising.
I thought Enemy was okay, very well-executed, but somehow it was missing something too. I appreciated Under The Skin much more.
Really though the scene where the convoy was returning to the the US and everybody got out and showed out the mexicans…… fucking riveting.
commie spie revoked
Enemy was Villeneuve’s weakest film by a long shot. But I guess Sicario was worse since it didn’t had giant spiders.
For a split second there, before all those letters turned into words, arranged in lines, in proper sequence… I thought I saw “Serbian Film” on that list.
(be the first) film”
Now THAT would be so much more wrong. Particularly the ripping eyes out of the head bit.
So THAT’S where Anomalisa came from!
“The uploader has not made this video available in your country”
The shit like this is why the whole industry will eventually fall apart under its own weight.
Fuckers don’t even understand what advertisements are for.
The whole convoy scene alone is worth seeing the movie. It’s really masterful.
I especially liked how you could feel they are driving really fast. And furiously.
Wait a minute…
Well, here’s hoping for Oscar for Carol, so Todd can go back to making artsy hipster movies about the mysterious nature of musicians.
There are definitely some artists that would deserve Todd’s masturbatory take on their lives. You know, basically anything that would justify putting Molko in a drag so I can relive my childhood fantasies.
It’s already happening:
Damn, that sounds too basic. I demand sex and heavy handed metaphors including whales and UFOs.
Since Todd managed to make at least some sense out of Dylan’s life (meaning finding out that there is no sense at all), he would be perfect to tackle Kanye!
Speaking of heavy handed metaphors, ever seen this little gem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGsCzaI5qrM ?
He has really bad teeth.
It’s their only song I know. It has some charm to it.
nope. maybe I should
Is This It is like one of the most celebrated albums of 00s. Can’t say I fully agree, but the title song is incredible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd30xwa8nPI
It’s a great mockumentary, probably one of my most favorite ones. It really does capture the “superstar DJ” phenomenon.
Nah. Kanye movie has to be a sweeping epic with some religious overtones in there. Give it to Scorsese!
“The Wolf of Tidal”
What? Only Kanye can show the greatness of Kanye. I bet his Donda chart has a category called “biopic” or “movies”.
Not even Scorsese could humanize Kanye.
I demand sex and heavy handed metaphors including whales and UFOs.
People like you are why our AIs or ETs won’t be able to relate to us, resulting in our first contact with either of those ending in fiery death for all humans, when we reject their attempts to kiss us in the rain while drawing a sword.
Also, soundtrack for life will suck.
If I’m allowed to be serious for a single moment I actually think it would be incredibly easy to do that. There’s a correlation between when Kanye’s mom died and him starting to go off the deep end in his public image and his music output. He also blames himself for it thinking he’s directly responsible for her death. By focusing on this a writter/filmmaker has instantly found the emotional core of this biopic.
Wait a minute, are you saying that Kanye can be an actual human being who is losing it thanks to the spotlight they are constantly in?
Well that would be first for music industry.
I feel like someone already mentioned that whole “manufacturing of a rap persona”…
But then these critics crucify you, journalists try to burn you /
Fans turn on you, attorneys all want a turn at you / To get they hands on every dime you have / they want you to lose your mind every time you mad / So they can try to make you out to look like a loose cannon
When you said Todd, I thought you meant Todd Field (presumably directing) and got excited. Then i realized, he hasn’t made a movie in ten years…
Talking to my good pal yersterday, and he feels Superman Vs. Batman is going to bomb…. We’ll see….
I love that album…
What do you think’ll happen if it does bomb?
I think Snyder will get the boot. Although, if it does bomb, they will probably go ahead with a singular Batman movie and postpone any further Superman movie for a least six-months 😉 Everyone love’s Batman.
Bomb….. WHERE? The Russians are here? Run!
What’s with the new getup? And are you trying to eat your sunglasses?!
“Ve half becum verdi concarned about yu big pussies useing 90-year-old coamic buk characters that vere made fer childrren, merely fer commercial gain; prepare for the fallout, pussies, hopefully a new opponent reveals himself’…
Sssssshhhhhhhhhhhh! It’s a matter of Gungin Security! Approach me again and I’ll sedate your balls!
I think if it does bomb, Warner Bros. will most likely rely on Suicide Squad to be their money maker.
How? With the blue ball weapons you guys have?
DDR COMMIE BASTARD! You’re on my list. Expect a mailbomb anyday!
I got spygear now! Cool as fu**!
Not my underwater force-field ballz!
Attempted pun thread? What is this, AV Club?
No, not that!
Do you think they’ll go the Disney route and plan like six future sequels?, At Once!
What the f***? What the f***! Get it away from me!
ur friend doesn’t know the situation of movies box office in 2016 does he? It’s a superhero movie. It’s not gonna flop.
He’s well aware.
But wouldn’t it be funny if it did?
*Winning Oscar ballot”
Best supporting with tits: Vikander
Best supporting without tits: Leo in the Revenant announced by John Travolta
Best Aktor: Redmayne, Redmayne, Redmayne. British, LGTDUQ, no brainer.
Bestest Actress: Old Lady in movie no one saw.
Best Director: George Lucas for Strange Magic.
Didn’t find the reply button?
You forgot Best Skin Color: White
So I just came back from this little get-together with my friend, who is a physiotherapist, currently working on her bachelor’s thesis involving, brace yourself, the use of music and dancing in the physiotherapy for old people.
So please, picture this beautiful setting, of my friend passionately talking about her helping society and helping elderly, while I was manically laughing because Betty and Linda are dead.
Thanks, RLM, you are the true chastity belt of the 21st century.
“Bomb” meaning it will make only $600 million worldwide.
Show her the episode with the clown demon Eloisecole and the one where small animals get shot for fun and entertainment.
That should seal the deal.
It’s really not a bad film. I kind of liked it for not trying to deceive and be more than what it was.
But there’s lots of talking. Lotsssssssss of talking.
Aawwwww shiiieeet, son!
yup. privilege sure feels good boi!
Zat sounds suspiciously German. THEY’RE NOT COMMIES! THEY’RE NAZIS!
Trouble is you can’t really make a human story about him without addressing the fact that he is more than a little autistic.
It would be like a Rain Man where Raymond is also an arrogant prick.
But being raised in a middle class high-education family and being able to afford the tech needed to become a necessary cog in the music machine – he makes it big.
THEN he shows everyone just how much of a prick he can be.
Then his mom dies of plastic surgery.
Meanwhile, everyone around him is a total prick too and there is no indication of anyone getting their just deserts.
Only should he and his Kardashian cohorts die in a horrible accident of their own design (much like his mom who ignored doctors because liposuction) does that story become a tragic one.
Otherwise… it’s a story about how great it is to be a prick, despite any criticism that the story is trying to dish out.
Invictus baby! Captain of MY faith and soul, motherfuckers!
He’s a Joe Pesci character in his own story.
The prick whom everyone likes to see die.
Last night I told Mickey that I’d like to leave my Upper East Side penthouse and move to Williamsburg, Brooklyn, to wash myself clean of my white privilege.
I have at least a thousand comments about race that I won’t make because I value my comments.
Take cover! *jumps into trench*
Ur a considerate man. Unlike Chris Brown.
#never gets old
$600 million will recoup 1/3 the budgets, with the remaining profit allotted to only a meager two to four future movie budgets. Failure indeed…
What gave it away? The accent or the thirst for conquest and an admirable adversary?
As president, I’ve always said McCarthy was right but I don’t think there will be any mailbombs. You’re forgetting that spy work is mostly talking in weirdly lit rooms.
Hey! I’m white and I find that offensive!
Do you know how easy this shit burns in the sun? I still have tan lines from TWO YEARS AGO!
One can only dream…
This place is a loony bin. It makes me feel like at home.
Sometimes I wonder what casual viewers on this site think of us.
Then I wander over to the Twitch streams and see that the chat is still talking about whether or not Rey is a Mary Sue.
Then I don’t care.
When in doubt, the answer is ‘yes’.
THAT’S the part that bothers you about PreRec twitch chat?
We are all part of the same compost heap.
Yes. Yes it is. Move the f*ck on already.
Well, that and “lolf*ckmycock”
It’s clearly the most important film of 21st century man.We won’t move on!
David O Russel is such a fucking hackfraud. Joy sucked a big bag of crap. It’ll probably win an Oscar.
With evenly lite glowing Windows; sort of like the end scene to Jacob’s Ladder…
They probably think: “Why do the same twenty or so people treat this comment section like a chat room or a forum?”
At least that’s what I used to think before I started commenting here.
Watch from beginning to :40
The thing is, I really don’t think he’s a hackfraud. I think he’s a damn good filmmaker. He’s just fallen into this horrible habit of churning out shitty Oscarbait and casting a woman who says every line as if she’s saying “I’m a f*cking actress, damnit.”
We buy thinks we don’t need with money, we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.
Reminder:KIKI in T-minus 3 hours ya hear?!
Finally a post, even I can understand. Thanks, for making your event accessible to the chronologically challenged.
I personally think we’re a bunch of weirdos
He copies Scorsese and does it poorly. He is a hack fraud.
Can we talk about the Ronald Reagan cameo?
Is your friend named Old Camel Feet?
And he never grew out of it. Paul Thomas Anderson’s early stuff owes a lot to Scorsese but he became his own filmmaker.
Wait, are you Jon Peters?
I think he actually grew into it, Russel’s early stuff is more original than his output lately.
Also makes more money and awards.
Yes, now. But I think he has actual filmmaking talent has the capacity for making good shit. He just uses all of that in the worst way possible.
I haven’t followed Russel enough to know. If your going to copy might as well copy one of the best though.
Jumble up Mary Sue and you get Rey Maus.
If that doesn’t spell Disney Star Wars I don’t know what does.
Well… apart from warranted sissy and Ray’s tawdriness.
Okay this shit is pathetic and sad. Who ever creates this shit must have no life. http://imgur.com/a/FlG9B
It seems to be a default setting for him, when he hasn’t developed the script himself.
Something style something something substance something three purple hamsters fucking.something something
No joke has ever been repeated on twitter ever. IT MUST BE A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!
I’ll bring my Crazy Frog Mix Tape…. NOT!
HAHAHAHAHA! HAVE FUN LO-HO-HO-HOOOSEEERS!
I’ve seen the original post on reddit which exposed this shit. I can imagine the person behind it being a sex pervert who lives with his parents and has sex with his body pillow.
Better than living with pillows and having sex with his parents I guess…
What if it’s both?
Someone will get jealous… then someone gets choked in sleep and the pillow gets blamed.
Who’s the one with no life? The guy calling it a smear campaign, or the Twitter users?
Maybe’s it’s like Oldboy.
Both but the guy who created the bots is worse. It’s just a movie, not Donald Trump.
I envision something closer to the Room.
Then they make an Oscar bait movie out of it and call it “Pillow”.
Because stuffing. And white.
But it would be a South Korean thriller starring Robert Downey Jr.
He’s watched too much RLM…
The bots seem to use a different spelling error on every tweet. Is that to evade search engines?
Lead Farmer Chronicles?
We need a co star as the man who murdered his pillow.
have you heard of the facebook users/companies that pay/farm for likes yet? The internet is all weirds.
I could honestly care less about Batman vs. Superman, but I wouldn’t go out of my way to smear it on Twitter.
Well… Jack Black just ran his pandas up to the third movie…
How many Shrecks was it again before Mike Myers’ career took a pillow to the head?
You can save a lot if you run your own troll armies, like Putin does.
Someone should just make Kingdom Come into a series of movies..BOOM..done. Oscar material..
Speaking of movies (haha), has everyone seen this little gem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO2sJ1QL0a0
Triggers warning: British accents + the moment when you ask “Who?”, some lass may glass you.
Where is my GrumPa to hold me and tell me that everything is going to suck even worse, because people push buttons?
Come back to us <3
one day A.I. will shut the internet down for funsies.
I’m attending a gig (as in not playing) for the first time in forever. I went alone and this comment zone keeps me company.
So here goes my “nobody gives a shit, Tomy” thingie:
I have seen Archive. Alone. And attending gig alone suddenly meant sooooo much for me. Sometimes you need to take glowsticks and stick em up to your ass alone.
I took my stomach medicine with me and downed it with some OJ. It probably won’t make me high.
Anyhow, how’s the KIKI coming along?
I downed a lot of beers before the show and just stood there silently, watching the performance and thought to myself: “Fuck, I am so happy I don’t know anyone around me.”
Git off my lawn! I know my Grumpa impression sucks.
I have no clue, still a lot of time, I am sobering up and drinking coffee to hit a REAL LIFE PARTY (,dorks) + no fucking real instruments? No dealio!
phil collins is coming back from ?retirement? to sing in Miami. I considered going by myself.
Do it. You won’t regret it.
Same way I am waiting for Roxette.
I went to see those guys. Totally obscure even over here but really unique. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjIL9vSpR6M
In Kingdom Come everyone is wearing their trunks on the outside. Too goofy. Worst thing ever. #New52ForLyfe!
Bands you don’t expect shit from = always surprise
Bands you love = might not live up to expectations
I would love to talk for 8 hours about how Kate Nash, yes, Kate Nash ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryH5cga0yUI ) was one of the best rock acts I have ever seen because she was absurdly dunk, but at the same time, Sum 47 (honestly) were fucking great.
It’s always the ones who you love let you down… ha, almost like in real life.
Watch yourself there, Phil is known for his invisible touching.
Word has it Superman will be relegated to Hulk-like status. No more solo movies for him, but he will guest-star in other heroes’ movies.
No. War of the Worlds remake. What a hit!
the moment when you ask “Who?”, some lass may glass you.
That’s funny, cause every time I see Alexandra Maria Lara I think of Kelly Macdonald and heroin.
Yes. Everything under the LucasFilm/LucasArts umbrella now belongs to Disney. Monkey Island (what Pirates of the Caribbean movies have been ripping off all along), Willow, etc.
Nah… it will draw a sword and try to kiss us.
It was more aimed at the joke that US people don’t know Joy Division because Ian rather hanged himself before going on US tour.
Ha. But… that sorta happened, right?
Geee, that was an awful joke. Oh, and I spoiled the whole movie.
You’re going to the KIKI then?
I remember watching like half of this on IFC not having a clue who Joy Divison was. It was a pretty good movie.
Trust tomy to think of it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QurDlKOkpvo
Hey, it is understandably a big event in the eyes of a no-life loser who only communicates to other people via an antisocial internet forum…. Mmmm. #backfire
join in 23 minutes and find out.
spaming helps attract an audience you know. also:
going to stuff alone is always worth it. because anxiety is only temporary. while memories of anxiety are permenant!
I guess I better leave TheManhole then.
Don’t have enough webtransfer on my phone to get to the Manhole.
K I K I
M A N H O L E
N O W
Everybody join! We need moar! MOAR!
Dude! Lives are at stake! You selfish Reagan!
I’ll order a carpet bombing right away then.
That’s the spirit, Mr. President! *salutes* Oh, and could you order some drones to pick up the sushi I ordered?
Is Maggit going to be Jeb Bush next? Or is Jeb too sad?
He’s the American president, of course he’s gonna let you down.
Is Maggit willing to stroke the moose?
(No) Hope. (No) Change.
I think Jennifer Lawrence’s problem is that nude photo leak really pissed her off and she’s had a bad attitude since.
Maggit is a mess. Maggit is a waste.
Alex Ross? More like BOB ROSS.
So damn catchy.
They’re both awesome.
Says the person with the cyborg-superman avatar…
I will have to see that.
Wow, super sad, but I guess Disney sanctioned Deadpool, so yeah, there goes Disneys super clean image.
I was actually thinking of going ol’ George W. so that I could make 9/11 jokes and get away with it.
Is that an good idea?
C-3PO to return?
Gawker?! *cat hiss*
For all I know I might be having a stroke. Right now.
“Slow and steady win the race” Jeb, that does apply to people who have had strokes.
I got an article about gay star wars characters being new, and game changing, even though R2 and C3P0 have been in the franchise since day 1
I just love the self-righteous, patronizing tone this is written in. I don’t mind if there are gay or lgbtq or toaster characters in Star Wars but the sheer way this is written makes me want to punch the writer in their face. I also don’t care about Star Wars.
But, but, but, Star Wars is the reason why RLM is famous in the first place, you hack!
Cat hiss rhymes with cat piss. And it reminds me of that terrible Catwoman movie.
I feel the same way
Hey, didn’t Mike say he doesn’t consider himself a Star Wars fan?
But, but, but…
It’s just prime sort hack fraudery.
Any news on that script of yours, Palpy?
What about the amazing ending?
Mike Stoklasa, King of the Hacks and Frauds.
The one with the catfight? *slide whistle*
It’s a national monarchy like King of the Belgians.
A short read.
Stick it in the “MOVIES LIED TO ME!” file.
Yes and this: https://youtu.be/m5t9iCnX_JY?t=3m45s
About to see Room (finger’s crossed)!; I can finally watch the rest of the ep…
Not just a gay couple but an abusive gay couple. And one of thems a midget. An honest to goodness midget.
The lack of diversity in the Oscars this year is simply shocking. I remember the good old days when at least half of the acting nominations went to Jamaicans, Hopi Indians and Chinamen.
+5 Bad CGI dummy
Spoilers: It’s good.
most of politics is still dominated by old white males. this whiteness virtually overshines the shades of diversity. Ancient chinamen proverb
Most sites wont let you post the same thing twice in a row.
It’s outrageous that the Academy did not celebrate diversity by nominating films such as ‘Straight Outta Compton’ (black people as gangsters/rappers) and ‘Creed’ (black people as professional athletes).
Hey, remember when Gollum got an MTV award? A schizophrenic 500 year old hobbit?
Support the MTV Movie awards! Support diversity!
I dont know that did sound exactly like Cate Blanchett in crystal turd…. Hmmmm.
The problem with this article is I’ve seen plenty of white students act the same way, including tell me to go fuck myself. Assholery knows no bounds.
I don’t quite believe him that he only had an hour of classroom management, although on the other hand his original degree was not in education. We had an entire semester of a dedicated classroom management class when I went.
Think of the possibilities. There could be an entire gay planet–planet Gheybarr!
I’m more intrigued by how Alejandro González Iñárritu is being completely forgotten in this whole social media fueled shit show. Well I guess he doesn’t pass the brown paper test so he doesn’t count as a real person.
How things change. In just a few years, things went from having to make it clear the Star Trek characters were not gay, to having to have gay characters in Star Wars.
All this time I thought that was Thom Yorke! I take back all those mean letters I wrote to Doug Herzog
No one cares about directors. It’s all about the actors!!!!!!!! Star Power!!!!!!!! Wow!!!!!!!!!!
All this “#Blackout” bullcrap aside, one black guy I always thought got screwed out of an Oscar was Adolph Caesar in ’84. I still think he created one of the most memorable movie sergeants of all time, and had the most badassed name since Genghis Stalin.
Luckily, he was beaten out by a Chinaman. Diversity!
Oh, my gawwwd, I can’t decide on my red carpet outfit. AWKWUUURT!!!!!! And which of you sluts stole my double-sided tape? IM NOT GONNA GIVE THEM A NIPPLE SLIP! Not on Oscar night, bby!
#prada #goo-chi ##blingbling #downtoearth
Diversity shouldn’t matter. A movie is good or it is not. But I doubt that is what the Oscars are about. It’s more like celebreting the business. Not the art.
Spielberg makes bullshit historical films. Schindlers list is about as historically accurate as Elsa She Wolf of the SS.
Oh god that movie was nasty, so much nudity and violent pointless torture…. And Elsa: She Wolf of the SS wasn’t much better.
Hogan’s Heroes, on the other hand…
“And not joining us on the red carpet is Jame “Buffalo Bill” Gumb, nominated for Best Supporting Actor for Silence of the Lambs. Buffalo Bill, who are you wearing tonight?”
The #blackout shit is just more bullshit from the ongoing ethnic shakedown. Your society/culture is getting strongarmed.
“A size 14 skin suit.”
Torture Porn Fun Facts: Elsa was filmed on the Hogans sets.
And Col Hogan made home made porn. good times.
Cant even dress, slut.
Small world! (greater Los Angeles) Moral depravity! (LA, again..)
How about the part when the kid jumps in a bunch of shit and then finds a bunch of other kids hiding in shit who promptly tell him to get out because it’s “Their hiding spot.” That scene was pointless for so many fucking reasons.
Kirstie Alley got caught taking nude shots on the bridge of the enterprise when filming star tracks.
Shatner: “I don’t like to lose.” *CHOMP*
Those Oscars always make me boi pussy so itchy. I can’t even can’t.
That Elsa isn’t as beautiful as this one:
Headline: John Howard ‘trembles’ at thought of Trump
Hopefully much like the former PM, one day soon we will sing this song at Trump.
The guy living in the adjacent apartment has a very loud ringtone, Celine Dion belting out “’cause I’m your laaaaddddyyyy!!” – and he’s not answering his phone.
“I found that the best way to handle [filmmakers] was to hang medals all over them… If I got them cups and awards they’d kill themselves to produce what I wanted. That’s why the Academy Award was created.”
– Louis B. Mayer
..and you are my man…
google: frozen elsa nazi
The first twenty minutes of Saving Private Ryan were earth shattering.
You just blew my mind!
you mean its obvious what it is…yeah, not my day/night I guess
They gonna git ya!
Yeah, screw those puny filmmakers! Studio execs. FTW!!!
Just spotted a Plinkett reference in a post yesterday on a “smart military blog,” namely, Ace of Spade HQ:
Mr. Plinkett truly has entered the culture–and rightly so.
Or, as Napoleon said, “A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.”
I thought Mike & Jay’s observation about the Oscars simply being an industry-awards show, like a thousand others, was well put–and of course well illustrated.
These guys are not as dumb as they look.
I’m way, WAY dumber than I look. What am I supposed to do now?
“Thank you, Crack Cocaine…”
Whatever you do, don’t spread it.
Too late for that. I guess mankind is effed.
Yes, it’s “long overdue” that these movies for children include sodomy and bardashery.
Rich moons the audience and they still watch, well of coarse they wood
That red stain though.
he does work at hollywood
its only 10 days old.
they call it a red carpet
Ooh, nice nip slip!
What was the RLM episode where they went to that hotel and got really drunk on Hallowine for Halloween?
It was best of the worst. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n747ktceuwI
“Smear their lips with gracious red and carpets soft for them to thread
Hawk them a crowded cheering mob, make flashes smiles diamond shaped
Lob them a night of glamoured grace, hoot adulation at high pitched pace
Then mow them down with gunfire”
-Rungor Nass, Gungin Warlord: 33BBY
In the hopes that ‘Mad Max: Furiosa Road’ will win some Oscars, I give you MAD MAX: Unplugged…
“It’s not easy being me. I ate fish yo.”
Buy Leo’s new rappin album. Wuua a-a-aa-a-t the Oscars-s-s-s
HMMMM. Yousa so gonna get a movie… when you least expect it.
White dude eats fish, kills Indian, gets an Oscar. Oooonly a-aa-at the Oscars-s-s-s.
NEVER EAT FISH! the japs filled them all with mercury!
Pfffft *spits out coffee*
I’m reading Mein Kampf? I thought I was watching the Oscars!
Nips get it Nippon!….
I’ll be here all week… because I have no life…
Quick Boss Spy. say something about commies! I have a song lined up.
Brand new model to drive over those pesky union representative commie wannabees. The 6000 SUX. Get a new set of tires for every Ruskie family you run down.
Have the oscars happened yet?
No… fade to black* gunshot.
No only 9/11. It starts in a few hours………………………………………………
make it stop. make it end.
Well… when Hitler finally discovers Joy Division that “Hitler reacts to…” video is gonna be SO meta…
I’ve tried shooting myself in the head but look what it’s done to me!
You gotta aim for the back of the head, not the back of the throat.
Now we know where Heath Ledger got his inspiration for his Joker.
google: nice indeed
Great bass line…
‘This scene violates my pussy ethics, but I’ll look past it for the doorstop…’
Went into Room last night not knowing anything about it (didn’t watch the talk about it in this vid until after). I have to say, I’m glad I did. Going in, for the first thirty minutes, I thought it like post-apocalyptic or maybe even a science fiction movie. Then the blunt reveal is AWESOME! That kid is great in this…
no fishing jokes!
I was thinking of The Road during the first half. I was a bit dissapointed that the grouchy grandpa arc wasn’t really fulfilled but hey. Also, I fell in love with Brie Larson, troubled milfs are always sexy.
“Leo should win because he’s been in movies for a long time.”
That is such a perfect summary of Dicaprio.
Not everyone at the Special Olympics gets an award…
The doctors at renostructive surgery told me they could restore my face…
Love milfs… I know, I was also a little disappointed about the grandpa; I think the dog was sort of like the payoff though… Love that dog…
Sorry… (I’ll rephrase); ‘Where’s the fucking autotune?’
I did like him in Django.
Don’t know how the U.K. is, but it’s baddddd here.
I liked him in Wolf of Wall Street, it’s one of the only times he actually felt appropriate for the role. Leo’s biggest problem (imo) is his constant miscasting.
and wolf of wall street
Prizes for turning up? We have elements of that I guess. Mainly for five year olds in egg and spoon races. I’m sure if you look up some British tabloid rag you’ll find constant rants about how school sports should be more competitive blah blah blah…
I’ll find out I guess when I move there…
The Oscars should do what the MTV Movie Awards do and let the public decide which movies should win. Just sayin’.
I liked him in Gilbert Grape.
But they get swag bags.
Just like at industry events!
HEY! Don’t you know that Everybody Wins (a quarter million dollars worth of gifts) at the Oscars?
It’s gone up that much, huh?
I remember when Anne Hathaway had an apartment just to hold all the freebies she got at award shows.
It’s just so silly.
But as Plinkett so concisely stated, “Hollywood is not a democracy.”
Yeah, it’s more of an oligarchy.
Just like industries! Imagine that! You mean our opinions don’t matter?
Where’s Kevin Nealon when we need him the most?
Oh… right… he’s at some “gifting lounge”.
Tell that to Peter O’Toole.
Oh… wait… you can’t. Cause he’s dead. With 8 nominations.
And only a honorary award A.K.A. “Die already will you!” award.
No thanks. I don’t wanna see Age of Ultron and Divergent get awards. In any context.
I’d rather they do what award events for normal folks do.
Stars should collect coupons and stickers and mail them in, click on links, selfie a reason why they should be the ones to win, buy a numbered ticket to a show or a preprinted ticket with random numbers on it – and then be made to watch 2 hours of shitty TV, sitting on a couch in a small room, eating health-hazardous snacks, while they wait for their number, name or whatever to be pulled out of the thing by an anorexic blonde.
It’s gonna be great.
That’s soooo last century.
Cesium is what all the cool kids are stuffing the fish with now.
Well you’re in luck because the public only gets to pick the films that were nominated in the MTV Movies, not pick the nominees themselves. The Academy Awards guys should do the same thing. But they won’t.
it’s funny as an outsider to the process it seems fairly hard to get an oscar, and the whole point of the notoriety you’d think would be to snag better roles, but where are those roles even at. maybe you get more cash per role and its like deal or no deal, when the banker calls with an offer you hold up the oscar so they can see it.
But The Revenant, it took -12 degrees to make!!!
I think he’s been perfectly fine in just about everything except “J. Edgar.” He genuinely sucked in that film.
Well, Whoopi Goldberg is an EGOT winner (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony) and not only did she do Theodore Rex, she’s on “The View.”
I think Tilda Swinton has handled her Oscar win most humbly by saying years later:
“The only thing that has changed in my life after winning an Oscar is more people asking me how my life has changed winning an Oscar.”
When I first heard all the fuss about the revenant I thought it was a rerelease of this 2009 classic https://youtu.be/OBN_DbtMl4I
Actually surprised that it wasn’t referenced in your review of the new movie ,since the 09 version is much more entertaining
When you do your after Oscar report mention it please.
Tonight is the big night that everyone will forget about tomorrow.
My Hot Take: Leo gets snubbed and then rips the Oscar from Bryan Cranston’s hands, like Shooter McGavin stealing the gold jacket. Then Tom Hardy chases him down and attempts to suffocate him to death. The little kid from Room tries to stop him, but Hardy stabs him in the gut, leaving him to bleed out.
Jennifer Lawrence will trip over his dead body.
I’m sure she said that after she fell off her pile of money and hit her head on another pile of money.
Sexiest person at the National Socialist Gathering(Oscars) tonight: Chad Feldheimer!
Yea, oh yea! https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTnlU8vQabayTAeA/giphy.gif
That’s right Jay:
Speaking of retards playing someone with an intellectual disability; that’s my favorite performance.
I hope you change your minds on Room after this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2vvJHf9uZg
what is live tweeting?
“Revenge is the hands of the creator”
Metaphorically speaking it’s masturbating to pictures of yourself.
That kid’s going to die of a drug-overdose at age 20. Just wait.
Just like River…
Ew. But ?Jay is not Gay? #nohatebutwhatwemake
I’m sorry, but my previous comment was way too mean. Thst kid seems pretty nice. How was he in Room?
It was a great child performance but I can’t really say he’s a great actor because I have only seen him Room. He can’t top the actor who played Denny in The Room though. I think he was a child, I couldn’t tell.
It’s fine Palpy. You’re among degenerates friends.
Will there be an Oscar live commenting/groping session?
He’s right you know.
what’s the point?
That’s okay, I forgot he made that movie too.
Jake Lloyd – cloaked on top of Mt. Vesuvius – watches closely.
These guys must have loved The Revenant. https://www.reddit.com/r/EarthPorn
The only worthy Oscar moment
Things need to have a point now? What’s wrong with your depression? *gasp* Have you been cured? Get away from me, you perfectly healthy human being! *raises crucifix*
You should do that.
It’s getting hawt in here.
seriously tho. if nobody here cares for who wins and finds the show boring why should we watch it? Though last year people did the whole live commenting bit anyways here I guess
But I love the Oscars. They are all I think about. All day, every day. I live and breathe for the Academy.
Maybe we can make fun of it?
And away I go. Blbblblbl. Oh hai officer. Yes I do have a permit for my “””gun”””. What? Downtown? No sir I’m going to the Oscars. Take your hands off of me! I’m going to the Oscars! I am the ruler of Naboo, get your… heelp heeeelp.
Best Oscar moment for me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvoYNftdaMo
Yousa gonna be piunished:
Speaking of that clip, I like The Good Son.
“I made my career disappear”
Silly hat! Looked good though. Fat cheeks bring the mamasitas, eh gringo. Jejejeje!
I saw two movies this weekend. One I loved, the other was a big pile of shit. The first one was Steve Jobs. I loved this movie but you guys don’t want to talk about how I think Fassbender should actually win at the Oscars this year or how great Sorkin’s script is. No, you want me to talk about Gods of Egypt because you want to know if it’s as bad as everyone says. Well, of course it is. It was fucking awful in every single way. Even the way it handles Egyptian mythology is awful. It’s the traditional mythology every one knows. Oh no, instead they made it like Greek mythology if viewed by Bowers, the Roadhouse guy who look like a balding Liam Neeson. The reason it’s set up like this is because we need this idea to happen so let’s not let organic and natural writing happen because that would not be dumb. Every character is stupid and does the most enragingly dumb decisions I have seen in a big blockbuster film since Fant4stic. The visual effects are complete shit. They look like the pre rendered backgrounds in like a late 90’s J-RPG. On top of that the actors clearly have no idea what do to do in the action scenes because it’s all filmed on a green screen or they are digitally replaced. Speaking of actors let’s talk about white washing. Why are some of the Egyptians white but others are black? Why are some French, why are some American? There were Scottish Egyptians?! Dutch ones too?! The casting is more inconsistent than offensive, it’s still a horrible move by the studio. Are there any positives? Well, there are some great schlock moments that reminded me of Samurai Cop and The Room. Also Elodie Yung was extremely attractive in it.
Steve Jobs: 9.5/10. I loved it
Gods of Egypt: 1.2/10 Horrible but not Norm of The North.
I’m currently watching Yahtzee’s latest Let’s Drown Out and apparently he really, really enjoys the Pre-Rec streams. *unsubscribed*
Yahtzee’s a troll, duh. He once made me hurt myself for not buying Psychonauts even though I HAD bought Psychonauts. Twice!!
IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!
THE DAY YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
The day you were diagnosed with a terminal disease.
That wasn’t on a sunday.
Dont joke like that, we are closer to the sun than you and have no ozone layer… THANKS 80’s HAIR!
Speaking of worshiping little golden statues made out of dry roasted dead babies which bring fortune and fame…
According to ancient Thai manuscripts used by practitioners of black magic (Thai: ไสยศาสตร์ Saiyasat), first the unborn fetus was surgically removed from the womb of its mother. Then the body of the child would be taken to a cemetery for the conduction of the proper ceremonial ritual to invoke a Kuman Thong. The body was roasted until dry whilst the witch doctor chanted incantations of magical kata. Once the rite was completed, the dry-roasted Kuman was painted with Ya Lak (a kind of lacquer used to cover amulets and Takrut with gold leaf) and covered in gold leaf. Thus this effigy received the name of “Kuman Thong”, meaning “Golden Little Boy”.
Oh Rich protect us! Even reading about it was difficult.
The snubs, the flubs, OH BOY i can’t wait for tonight. #rlmsowhite
Yes, David Niven deserved an Oscar for that.
People dare me to put my pants back on.
I have to catch up on 3 seasons of bates motel and watch the walking dead tho….so who knows!
“Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?”
It’s clearly stylistically designed to be that way.
So others would suffer too.
I blow things up to be funny. I only post my penis if Omi asks me. that man has a power over my pants.
Wait what!? Its a fucking leap year…? shit! now I have to replan my whole year.
Now I have to change “March 1st: comment on RLM” to “Feb 29th: Comment on RLM.” for a whole year!
This is going to take all day!
Time traveling Jesse Eisenberg and friends say “You’re welcome”.
Also, are you Goa’uld? because your eyes are glowing. Whats wrong with you EYES!?
Can we stream the little gold men parade in the Hole?
Remember Yahtzee is a comedian first,and game reviewer/enthusiast/developer second. He probably enjoys laughing AT Jack&Rich rather then WITH them.
You can do anything in the hole, but you cant do that.
Tonight, to celebrate The Ravenant winning the Oscar, I’m going to rewatch Ravenous. It kinda makes sense.
Its a much better movie.
That sounds like phun!
My english ain’t good enough to detect sarcasm/irony with 100% accuracy.
Metallo. I knew it.
I’ve got such an oscar boner right now. I need to see Chris Rock comment on this whole Oscarsowhite situation. Then I can rest.
More entertaining, sure. Even if it kinda loses steam in the third act, but the first half of Ravenous is pretty crazy.
Can they at least diminish the effects of it?!
Do we have a link?
on text or spoken? There is no standard for textual sarcasm. and spoken? even people I know dont always realise i’m joking.
Yeah the end is more “Cannibal: The Musical” than “The Shining.” but its still one hell of a movie.
Well, spoken mostly.
Relax most fox news viewers(Americans) cant spot Jokes either.
I wish Guy Pierce was getting better roles these days. I have no doubt whatsoever he would have killed Leo’s role in The Revenant.
sorry its monday… I hate mondays.
How about this one?
I’m not into Marvel vs DC debate(all of em suck in my eyes)but what is it with Marvel and unmemorable villans? Put a gun to my head and I still coudn’t describe an MCU villan with more then 3 words(those usually being-“a shit character”).
Or just include life tips, like how to safety-pin an oversize fitted sheet to an undersize mattress, and how giving pinwheel at Christmas is homophobic.
Also, when to run the shower full blast, while your guest stands in the living room for 15 minutes, alone and confused and looking sometimes like a very (very) handsome 23-year-old but other times like a really (really) hot 14-year-old, until David comes downstairs and leaves out the front door without saying goodbye to anyone and just doesn’t come back, then James comes down and leaves out the backdoor for some reason before coming back in to serve dinner, then later, when it’s time to go home, the car’s battery is dead because someone left its dome light on somehow, and now you have to spend the night on a small cot in the spare room across from James, who asks did you notice how neatly he pinned the bottom sheet so it wouldn’t slip, before promising not to try to kiss you in your sleep.
Also… *haberdashery, because it would be good for children to learn how to fix a broken zipper, too, because at 14 it’s probably too late, and at 23 certainly.
You should see what he does at home.
meh. get on steam instead. this show is like taking ambien.
Yeah, the pre show is always tedious.
Villains are tough to do right in movies. Batman villains get a lot of mileage out of that 60s tv show. By the time the Burton movies came out everyone was familiar with The Joker, Penguin, Catwoman, Mr Freeze, Riddler, etc. So seeing “twisted” versions of those characters was a novelty. Even more so when Nolan did an even more twisted Joker. Notice how when they tried Bane, a bad guy the general population wasn’t aware of, everyone was underwhelmed.
No other superhero has that advantage.
The fact that most villains have to be killed before the movie ends (something that is not very comic book accurate) doesn’t help. With that being said, I’m okay with showcasing the heroes, and getting the heroes right. Unlike the Batman movies, where the villains are the main attraction, and Batman is a supporting character.
That’s what I was quoting.
Well, that will change in a few weeks. Batman will finally get his own movie… at the expense of making Superman the supporting character.
Maggit is a mess. Maggit is a waste. Maggit is the weakest person on this stage.
Hey, I’m not Jeb. I’m George. Now, watch this drive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFaB9DqYGY0
HIGHWAY TO HELL
You definitely have breast cancer.
So… did anyone shit on the red carpet yet? Like J-Law maybe?
Because that’s what normies do, right? LOL, guys, I am sooo like you, watch me take a poop.
I didn’t see J Law tripping over.
Oh, that Jennifer Lawrence! She’s just like us and can’t walk in heals! Isn’t that funny……laugh now.
I love the new look. Do Obama next!
“Jennifer Lawrence at this point is the Jeb Bush of actors”
-Joaquin “Wizard” Phoenix
Star Trek has potential for pure sci-fi storytelling. That being said, most of it (bullshit percentage of 99.999 etc) is needlessly hammy.
solid review for a solid turd.
Hey, remember the tape Max Landis stole on BoTW? You may not have noticed but your brain did. http://imgur.com/a/VVsQB
#So RLM aren’t hacks afterall
Wow, Bree Olson on the red carpet live right now! Without any aides!
My girlfriend told me that Daisy Ridley doesn’t look as cute as she normally does on the Oscar pre show crap.
Wow. It all makes sense now.
You’re a loose canon, Andrew!
YOU MANIAC! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
Not Marco Rubio?
Daisy Ridley stands out like a nipple on a batsuit. Something’s not right on the red carpet.
Anybody check to see if the stream will work in the Hole?
I tried, but unfortunately, I don’t have a direct link to the video. If you can somehow dig it up, you can give it a go.
Get it working dammit! I want to talk more about Ms. Daisy’s weird make up!
Oh, great, Coldplay are playing.
Where else you think he learned about dyeing his hair the colors of the rainbow?
Okay, so here are the predicted winners by RLM’s WhiteOscarsBettingGame:
Best flick: Martian
Best director: Miller
Best actor: Leo
Best actress: Brie
Best score: H8
Best vfx: TFA
Best screenplay: Ex Machina
Best animated: Inside Out
Best sup. actor: Stallone
Best sup. actress: Vikander
Good luck to everyone who placed their bets!
Please note that these predictions are based on the total number of chips (the size of the bet), not on how many people voted for them.
Sorry, edited version with Skeleton’s bets: Brie and Blanch share the same spot, best supporting actor is Hardy and best supporting actress to Winslet.
The actor’s fashion is the only thing that matters.
Maybe later there will be a scene of her at the free buffet where Simon Pegg will offer her extra caviar rations if she hands over her Roomba vacuum cleaner to him.
So she will have to decide between caviar and a soulless household appliance and her struggle will make her look cute again.
Just put the cameras on as many black people as humanly possible. Let’s not give anyone any ideas…
As there is some sort of Gangs of New York style brawl going on in the background over whether Fassbender or DiCaprio should win.
If they put the cameras on Bryce Dallas Howard, I’ll be happy.
There’s this. Guess it’s not working till 8:30 EST
Browns and beige. Earth tones, people. Earth tone and light tones and brown tones and browns and beige! And mother of pearl.
There’s this one that is working now. Has a hideous border around the video though…
i’d buy that for a dollar!
Does cytube allow you to crop a video source at all?
Yea, I found that one as well.
slap a gopro on shakma and call it oscars:unleashed
Okay, guys, if the link we got works, you can now tune in to Oscars over at TheManhole!
Come for a chat, stay for the racism.
Hopefully she’s not wearing Daisy Ridley’s makeup. Seriously, baby doll, what were you thinking? Try browns and beige.
I tried to install Media Sniffer for firefox, but I’m not sure how to get to the actual URLs it sniffs out. Programmers just assume everyone is as smart as them and everything is so simple, lol. Maybe somebody else can get it to work.
For he’s a jolly good fellow!
The youtube link works. Question is whether it is the ABC version, or that weird cut that of Red Carpet / Backstage only.
We shall see. Anyway, it’s line on Manhole now.
Oh… well… if you put it that way…
Then Fassbender (an Irishman from Germany) goes off into the sunset with Cameron Diaz, after stabbing Leo (a Californian) who gets to die a true American – without getting an award.
Next year they give him a honorary Oscar for being dead, which pushes Ben Affleck’s next Dennis Lehane movie further up the box office for being marketed as the last movie Leo worked on (as a producer).
Affleck gets his third Oscar and thanks Leo from the stage.
Lets get this over with.
Why am I thinking about South Park right now?
How dare you! Philistine! (although, you’re pretty right 😉
Oh god… Smug alert. Wonder who will take credit for ceasing all the woes of colored folk tonight…?
Fassbender-On my challenge, by the ancient laws of combat we settle for GOOD AND ALL who sway control over the Kodak Stage.
Okay. Till now we got all this great stuff, like… racism.
Me when Mad Max whens an award http://images.halloweencostumes.com/blog/images/834/4306-1/shiny-and-chrome-nux-spray-gif.gif
Little bit of an update for you WhiteOscarsGamblers:
3) Sheriff Mitchell
OH my god I only just got home! did I miss the oscars!?… Oh, well I’ll head right back out for longer then.
See you later.
Thats how I roll, If not properly tied down.
Mad Max, the documentary on Australian culture, has been crushing it.
YAY! The Reapaning was not a good movie. Mad Max worked harder for it.
Minions on stage? It’s time to kill myself.
They did the same shit last year with this awful part were they did this song from “The LEGO Movie”.
It was so embarrassing. -.-°
edit: Okay… this is way more terrible. *bangs head on desk*
That was only awesome when Will Arnett showed up.
Alcoholism is a disease…
Reach for the skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Mad Max: Transformers 5 is my favourite film to spread hatespeech with!
I just wish right now the Academy will never again award an Oscar in the animated categories. The amount of ignorance and stupidity I witnessed tonight was too painful. 🙁
The Academy works in mysterious ways.
#waste of time
Oscars 2016: The night of weird ass hair
They DO all live in a planet.
And that was just Stacey Dash
And the Oscar goes to Mark Rylance-WHAT?!
I think Mike called it, didn’t he?
Why? What are you gonna do?
Everything is not awesome again?
You missed out on SO much racism… and then Cris Rock got some black girl scouts to go around the audience selling cookies.
Just to make myself clear here: I don’t care if “Inside Out” won although “Anomalisa” is better. I haven’t expect anything different from the Academy. They are fucking clueless about animation.
BUT: The way they presented this two awards is just disrespectful. I mean: The Minions and Buzz and Woodie!?!? Give me a fucking break!