Half in the Bag: Hardcore Henry

April 14, 20162,591 Comments

Mike and Jay discuss Hardcore Henry, the revolutionary, one-of-a-kind first person POV action movie that you’ve already forgotten about.


Filed in: Half in the Bag

  • tOmy`

    What is this shit?

  • First!

  • Palpatine

    So they are alive!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    AW HELL YEAH! NEW CARE BOARS!

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Hardcore Henrietta, POV?

    //I’ll beam myself out.

  • tOmy`

    Drinking and handling firearms?

    WILL SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!

  • Dylan

    Well that’s 26 minutes of my life that I’ll never get back.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I called it, that “new employee” Rich’s life was in grave danger.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    They get 11k a month from Patreon yet Mike’s blood has the same level of quality as a youtube poop video:

    https://youtu.be/VOAL9tPViNQ?t=51

  • Captain_Prickhard

    There was another POV misfire, a 1947 noir called Lady in the Lake
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_in_the_Lake

  • Hank_Henshaw

    George C. Scott was watching a Zack Snyder movie.

  • tOmy`

    Well, it’s really nice giving us, internet meme makers, idea for a video, but it is kinda ruined by the fact that the very first thing that came to my mind has been already done by you.

  • Adzl33t

    Please review Ratchet and Clank the movie, with a Pre Rec review of the game

  • Reginald!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I CAN’T STOP CUMMING!

  • caye74

    What is this? I am not familiar with this concept of “new content”

  • Erik Knutson

    Hey! Almost a month later, they actually released something! Oh, a 20 minute review of a movie inspired by a music video.

    Joy…

  • It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Hey be grateful asshole! It’s gonna be nothing but superhero shit on the next month.

  • tOmy`

    It’s kinda great how that action scene from Matrix: Reloaded doesn’t age at all, because it already looked like shit to begin with.

  • You asked for it.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    mmmmmmm, RLM for breakfast. tasty.

  • Like Icare

    Finally!

  • Adzl33t

    This is one of favorite movies of the year, since you guys are old men you guys probably didn’t understand the meta commentary of the relationship with gamers and game characters, with the deconstruction of the silent protagonist’s agency and “emotional motivation” along Sharlton Copley “playing” clones like a gamer playing cooler, braver, sexier characters.

    Mike if you played Bioshock you would understand it’s genius, though because of a whore house scenes it’s not as great as Mad Max Fury Road

  • Captain_Prickhard

    #whippanshaming

  • Adzl33t

    There was so many Smiths it lower the resolution, also I still like those action scenes, they were storyboardedq and not dull cheap easy shakycam

  • tOmy`

    Holy shit, Leisure Suit Larry reference, defending video games…

    What is this fraudery?! Did you get a cut from that Jack’s “I will be your clown” costume cheque?

  • Adzl33t

    Im begging for a Ratchet and Clank review

    First great video game movie, and hopefully first animated review of Half in the Bag

  • You click on the triangle to see flashy images.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I think the problem of making a POV action film is that you don’t see the main character at all. Part of the reason action films work is because not only can we relate to a character we get to see their pain and suffering as well as their voice. You can’t get that in this type of film or in some video games.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    He teamed up with Eloise Cole and cured their depression.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Here’s how what producers should’ve said to the director: You better not

  • Tapeworm

    I hate this POV shit. I know it’s supposed to be more immersive or whatever, but I am sitting on my ass watching it, so all it does is making me realize I’m not actually doing anything.

    Wait, this isn’t Pornhub?

  • Movies like that would probably need a strong supporting cast. Sort of like Half-Life 2, I guess?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    this has more right to exist then the 457th superhero comic book movie.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Rubbery bendy cgi limbs are bendy. Everyone Knows thats normal.

  • Better delete your browser history.

  • mister man

    Is that Wickus from District 9 at 11:24?

  • yellowface

    Oh, I’m glad it’s not the ‘other’ kind of POV…

  • Hardcore Harry S. Plinkett, amirite guys?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Or a world like BioShock

  • Adzl33t

    This movie was a deconstruction of the silent protagonist, the twist of the movie was brilliant

    Like Robocop/Murphy, Henry makes his own agency and “emotional motivation” when the movie shows Henry face with a reflection

  • You mean how Harry went hardcore on the Olsen twins? #triggerwarning

  • dollar store cashier wife

    No that’s Chappie. From Die Antwoord’s music video.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You sound full of shit as you always do.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I rather watch that than watch something shot on a GoPro.

  • Tapeworm

    Like when watching Pre Rec, got it.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Not even enough effort for a POV spoof at the end.

  • tOmy`

    I will still watch this movie. Almost every footage out of that movie looks damn awesome to me.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Film has to constantly evolve and push boundaries as a form. Every artistic medium does if it doesn’t want to stagnate and become irrelevant. The mere fact it’s never been done before is what justifies it’s existence.

  • CANCEL GROUNDHOG DAY, NEW CONTENT IS HERE!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    That’s another movie that, in my opinion, wasn’t able to sustain the energy of the original short. Don’t get me wrong, District 9 was good, but not as good as Alive in Joburg.

  • Adzl33t

    No, Borderlands characters would be cool

  • GUNSHOT FADE TO BLACK!
    Almost.

  • Spoiler warning!

  • Adzl33t

    You just don’t understand gaming like I do, I watch Extra Credits :p

  • Wizard Phoenix

    How about characters in general and not just Wikus?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Or the [BANG!] wincing would-be victim who is SAVED BY A THIRD CHARACTER! entering the scene!

  • Borderlands has got to have the worst writing in any video game ever. https://twitter.com/taswell/status/301355389071548416

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “You just don’t understanding gaming like I do” *snickers* Get a life!

  • Like Icare

    Harriet Tubman’s a fine actor. Leave her alone, kids!

  • Captain_Prickhard

    So now Mike realizes how sick his Plinkett POV videos make us.

  • Tapeworm

    We’re on thin ice here, I watch Extra Credits and know shit about videogames.

  • NICE APRIL FOOLS GUYZ NOW WHERES DA REEL VISDIYYAAAAA? *BLAARRRRRP*

  • ♬Who’s the leader of the club
    That’s made for you and me
    M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
    Mickey Mouse!
    Mickey Mouse!
    Forever let us hold our banner
    High! High! High! High!♬

    http://imgur.com/t0OD9qn

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Yeah, she’s in Rogue One as some wizard or something.

  • Yes. This.
    That scene was so dense and had so much shit going on that it made the computers choke while rendering the frames. That’s why they used lower quality models.

  • tOmy`

    Sick?

    I think you are masturbating to his POV videos wrong.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The POV in the Plinkett reviews are better than Hardcore Henry

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Borderlands 1 was fine. Hell even Borderlands 2 isn’t that bad once you get past the shitty memes. Handsome Jack is a fun villan. And they retroactively fix everything wrong with B1’s plot.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    As Spoi Ler’s apprentice

  • This is the true Hardcore Harry.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuha5Im1RaQ

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    So are we all content now that there’s content?

    Ha… I did a thing…

  • Adzl33t

    I perfer the term Interactive media :p

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    OMG! Stop jumping on the MIG’s do you have any idea how much damage you did to the frame!?

  • Tapeworm

    I’ll check one of those films you talk about, that sounds cool. AGH! A TRAIN!!!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Gun shot fade to black? WHAT KIND OF NINTH GRADE BULLSHIT TRIPE IS THIS SHIT?!!?!

  • Captain_Prickhard

    These POV things never work out well:
    https://youtu.be/CAv3IctvDAQ?t=45

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Bam bouy!

  • Adzl33t

    Eh Borderlands 1 is kinda weak with plot, the most I got engage was that great miniplot through audio journals of Patricia Tannis going insane and lonley

    But Borderlands 2 was amazing, with Handsome Jack as one of the best written antagonists ever.

    Also “Tales from The Borderlands” is way better than Star Wars 7

  • tOmy`

    Furious 7 is better than Star Wars 7.

    Or… Fast 7.

    Or whatever was it called.

  • tOmy`

    Okay, finished the episode. When is the next one? Tomorrow?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Tuesday…of May.

  • tOmy`

    Everyone will be busy listening to Radiohead by then.

    And flying on hoverboards.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Unless it’s shit and wasted potential.

  • *POW

  • Tapeworm

    How the hell does Elaine get to own a whole day of the week?

    What, I wanted to contribute. I’m lonely.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    When Jumbled Mess comes out. I mean Jungle Book.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Sure,sure. You’ll stop drinking too?

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Adzl33t

    More fun than the Fallout series, I can barely remember the characters names from that series

    Borderlands have more personality

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    That shotgun is distractingly strange. Its bad enough that its broken but it also sounds and looks like its plastic. Its like its not even real….

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Nah. It don’t work like that.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It looks like ass. I have to be honest here.

  • tOmy`

    Awwww, the overwhelming support for the four new Avatar movies is riveting:

    – No one cares the first was shit.
    – Think of the other films you could make James!! Don’t do it!
    – Please….. don’t
    – …Due to overwhelming public demand?
    – No more please .
    – Why

  • Adzl33t

    They better review Ratchet and Clank, hopefully with Rich and Jack so they can also talk about the game

  • tOmy`
  • Wizard Phoenix

    They don’t review animated films.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Jon Favreau is a visionary fillmaker bro. Chef:The Movie told me so!

    #ratatouille for retards

  • Wizard Phoenix

    At least that movie’s CGI has gotten better. This is shit, tOmy.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Fox Studios Sydney’s 60 TB of data rendering capabilities. where being used to make the star wars prequels. they needed it more.

  • Tapeworm

    Russian Ark, fam. While I agree that experimenting with the medium is important, let’s not kid ourselves that it somehow makes it worth your time just by the sheer presence of the gimmick.

  • Palpatine

    Those PS2 games were my childhood.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Is Jungle Book even live action? It looks like something Rick McCallum would produce.

  • Adzl33t

    The day when Mike and Jay review an animated movie, it could be one of happiest moments of my life

    I been asking for a long time, and I’m probably gonna keep asking

  • Adzl33t

    Something made by the son of David Bowie has to have some quality

  • Palpatine

    Why does that movie bother you so much?

  • Tapeworm

    I mean, it works with Will Smith.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I don’t think the good ol “worth your time=if it’s not entertaining GTFO” argument works here. I watched Russian Ark and I enjoyed it. Maybe not as much as something with a proper story but that doesn’t invalidate the experience and it’s existence. And besides a ‘gimmick’ can be totally something that works in favor of the movie. Last year them crazy germans did a little movie called Victoria that’s done entirely in one take and it’s what makes the film works on every level possible.

  • MIKE You didn’t see Rich Evans out there?

    JAY – What? No.

    MIKE Good, for a minute I thought we were in trouble.

  • georgesiv

    You ever saw the Doom movie?..it does feel like it

  • caye74
  • dollar store cashier wife
  • tOmy`

    The pain still lingers on.

  • Adzl33t

    Jaden didn’t direct “Moon”

    Also missed opportunity for more Max Landis bashing

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Rotten Tomatoes. How can a movie with so many distractingly bad voices get a 92% percent?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Don’t remind me

  • Tapeworm

    I loved Moon, but I think the last thing Jones needs or wants is to be only associated with his father.

  • Adzl33t

    I hope after that and Sly movie, I can get a Jak movie, and a better crossover than that motion control sclock

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Palpatine

    Rotten Tomatoes sucks.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That’s why he tweeted out a photo of him and his father when he died.

  • Adzl33t

    Because its popular?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No because it seems like a movie made to push technology rather than a movie that need technology to advance to the point when the movie can be made.

  • Palpatine

    No! I don’t want bad animated movies based off games from when I was a kid! Also, The Super Mario Bros. Movie will always be the greatest thing ever.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    You are ALL right. Its sucks but should be applauded for trying something new(Ish).

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Ask Disney.

    #fuuuck youu Frozen

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Is that still a thing?

  • TheManHole

    The Jews were said to have wandered the desert for 40 years until they found the promise land. Now they tell a new story of the RLM content whores who wondered the endless web zone for 4̶0̶ ̶y̶e̶a̶r̶s two and a half weeks, 8000 comments later we made it to the promise land.

  • tOmy`

    I really hope that The Day the Clown Cried VHS on the table is a subtle reference to Jack’s latest performance.

  • tOmy`

    And all we got is this stupid t-shirt.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You stole that joke from Blank Man.

  • Adzl33t

    Keep in mind it’s just a general evaluation of different critics, a 6 out of 10 of a C+ are counted as fresh

    Though they could get rid of written critics reviews only rule

  • Palpatine

    And only one of those things actually happened!

  • Tapeworm

    I loved Russian Ark, but that’s not what I’m arguing here. Let’s look at somehing that everyone hates, 3D. Avatar is pretty damn awesome in 3D, in fact, it’s kinda what makes that movie and it arguably did move the medium forward in some way. Still a piece of crap though.

  • tOmy`

    That’s religion…inst… stics… ist.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Those props guns look like they’re light guns from arcade games.

  • Adzl33t

    I like Tangled more

    Ps people calling Frozen overrated are overrated

  • Tapeworm

    I mean..come on now.

  • Adzl33t

    But that movie was made by old people that don’t understand video games

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Frozen sucked so hard compared to Tangled. Not to mention that song.

  • TheManHole

    Avatar anyone?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Are you saying Tupac is alive?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    How do you get lost in the desert for 40 years?! and the middle east is tiny. shit we have bigger farms than Israel. so do you yankees.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What if the end credits is nothing but Bowie songs?

  • tOmy`

    Why wouldn’t old people understand video games?

  • AND it’s in colour.

  • Adzl33t

    I would say Tangled is a better reconstruction than Frozen is as a deconstruction

  • Palpatine

    No, I’m simply saying that life, uh, finds a way.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Err but what are you saying here? Avatar may be a piece of crap sure(or rather it really is)but it did pushed that 3D tech. So it’s the same argument all over again-it deserves to exist.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I think the .45 is a Denix replica it had weight when Jay threw it away last ep. but that shotgun is distractingly plastic.

  • Sortalow Henry AMIRITTTT huehuehur

  • Palpatine

    They wandered in circles for 40 years.

  • Tapeworm

    I feel like everyone seems to be forgetting about the food falling from the skies, which is what tells me that the story of Exodus has been told by a single Jewish stoner with an empty fridge.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Maybe it’s because Matt can’t pump it.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    what is this unrelated picture doing here?

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CeF2wPFUIAA6icQ.jpg

  • Adzl33t

    Super Mario Bros the movie was in the 90s, and the makers of that movie just slapped together a “cool” Americanized 90s movie with none of the cutsey Japanese aesthetic

    Im sure newer content makers, like maybe Pendleton Ward, Rebecca Sugar, JG Quintel, that played and grew up with video games would understand the appeal of Super Mario Bros

    Which is why I’m patient for great video game movies, I just have to wait for the gamers to grow up to make movies

    Ratchet and Clank may be that first great video game movie

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Was Marcus Brody jewish? I heard he got lost in his own museum once.

  • Join me!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-kohfPAzj8

    It’s gonna be great.

  • tOmy`

    Yea, the whole concept of God does sound like a stoner paranoia.

    “You know what would be really freaky, man?”
    “What, man?”
    “Imagine there was like a dude, man, and he was like watching us. All the time, man.”
    “That’s really freaky, man.”

  • Tapeworm

    I dunno, It’s a hindsight thing, because 3D turned out to be a blind alley, I don’t really think that Avatar’s existence and the money poured into it has been justified.

  • TheManHole

    I like how he goes through the effort of actually putting bread in the toaster.

  • TheManHole

    Still never seen Frozen.

  • It’s an underrated classic. 9.7 just above Citizen Kane.

  • TheManHole

    Rich Evan’s is my sprite animal.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    And he can read your mind about that foursome.

  • Captain_Prickhard
  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Nice. but tinypic? It’s so damn slow!

  • Palpatine

    Why did Susan change her name to Reginald? I liked Susan!

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Welp, my suspicions are confirmed. I threw up from motion sickness on a cruise ship while I was doing my rendition of Todd Rundgren covers for $40 a night in the sushi lounge.

    So I’ll be skipping this one.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I think 3D can be fun with a schlocky movie(seeing My Bloody Valentine 3D remake in theatre was absurdly fun)but years the down the line people did pick up the pace and used 3D in exciting ways(tron:legacy,prometheus,gravity)

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Another clip from The Jungle Book…
    No doubt upper 90th percentile on Rotten Tomatoes.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Umezn9sD2cY

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Fucking hack frauds. It hasn’t even been more than a few hours and there is no new content. AGAIN.

  • Tapeworm

    I guess you win, you deconstructed my reconstruction.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    It’s a meme now. Let’s go ahead and pop that with the Ishtar trailer. One of you should do True Detective’s video reaction with them watching George C. Scott in Hardcore.

  • Tapeworm

    There is a pretty influential theory of the origin of religion that basically says that we listened to the actually mentally sick people around us, because it made more sense than the cold reality.

  • RLMkeepitup

    everything is

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Spread the cheeks honey-BACKDOOR MAYOR HAS GOT A PACKAGE FOR YOU TONIGHT!

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    I just made one of George C. Scott reacting to your reply. 😀

  • Palpatine

    It’s been a meme for years now:
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qKSAvNOIaNo

  • Yes. This.

  • Maybe she had a sex change like the Wachowski Brothers Siblings Sisters.

  • Topher

    This movie would make an excellent satire of bland action games if they decided to go that direction. It could be really funny and clever if they didn’t play if seriously. Or should I say if they were more self aware of how serious they were being

  • Captain_Prickhard

    what NO RESEARCH FROM THE HACKS before a discussion??

  • TheManHole

    What’s next abandoning their weekly release schedule?

    #Unsubscribed
    #TheseMenArePawns

  • Captain_Prickhard

    #LIFEHACKS

    …or #HACKS4LIFE ???

  • Why do I find this funny?

  • Like Icare

    There’s a release schedule?

  • TheManHole

    Half life 4 confirmed?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Fuck you-it’s year!

  • Like Icare

    #FRAUDS4ever

  • TheManHole

    Because your a cynical jaded husk of a human?

  • Palpatine

    Illuminati confirmed.

  • Shared with RLM.

  • That’s my motto!

  • Definitely the latter.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    All “pumpable” things were removed from the office to keep Jay focused.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Lilya 4-ever gets a sequel? Aww yiss

  • Then again, aren’t we all?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    POV Run, Lola, Run sequel forthcoming?

  • Palpatine

    I really hope Hardcore Hayden doesn’t start some POV movie craze.

  • I bet some people would pay big bucks to see a POV with Hayden Christiansen.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    It’ll be like From Here to Eternity… minus the sand, of course.

  • Like Icare

    I’m certain that there are POV Hardcore Heidi versions out there already.

    #Unrelated2Ted #ThatOtherHeidi

  • Can someone make a POV version of George C. Scott’s scene from Hardcore? It would speak to me deeply. I’d be able to feel the despair on a whole new level.

  • TheManHole

    I wouldn’t worry about it most likely a fad. Remember high frame rates? Also this sort of creates the same problem that HFR did where people get motion sickness from your movie.

  • Palpatine

    How about a POV horror movie? Oh, wait.

  • Palpatine

    It’ll take place during the making of the Prequels.

  • Like Icare

    But it allows the film makers to disregard bad reviews – saying that the reviewers threw up cause it was so realistic.
    AND it makes the audience go and get more popcorn.

  • Imperial_orb

    Man… this reminds me, of me being a teenager, and seeing a trailer for the Doom film on TV with my friend.
    “Aww sheeyit son, did you see what I’ve seen dog? We gotta see that movie with that P.O.V. in it son! Brrap! Brrap! Gotta watch that fucking shit dog A$AP.”
    That’s what we said.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    POV IMAX 3D 48FPS JJ ABRAMS SOFT REBOOT

    https://youtu.be/LlVjdyfJIWs?t=33

  • I’d run from it faster than you can say “a new Spiderman reboot”.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Mark Bisone

    Personally, I’m hoping for a Hardcore remake of The Remains of the Day, done from Lord Darlington’s POV. It would provide a unique perspective into Chamberlain’s policy of Nazi appeasement. Also, we might get to see Emma Thompson get shot in her CGI tits.

  • Like Icare

    John Lithgow just realized that the driver is Dan Aykroyd.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=r10nlfSdVA0#t=145

  • Imperial_orb

    All we truly care about is your new a Avatar, tOmy`.

  • Mark Bisone

    What about a POV remake of Beaches, shot from the cancer’s perspective? I really don’t think Hollywood is doing enough to humanize cancer.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    And that Dan’s been drinking.
    https://youtu.be/SKqjIv91Zx8?t=67

  • Like Icare

    I was disappointed that Clark Kent doesn’t realize that the pigeon they find flying around is a sign that he should become Birdman.

  • Imperial_orb

    Stop using the term “POV remake”.

  • Mark Bisone

    Isn’t that actually four words? My brain hurts.

  • Like Icare

    Nothing gives one’s nonsense credibility like holding a bottle of booze in your hands.

  • Imperial_orb

    My Edit was faster, now you have to Delete.
    These are the rules.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Ed Helms pioneered POV action with his Nut Cam, seen in the last part of this report:
    http://www.cc.com/video-clips/l7azwd/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-helms—battle-of-the-bulge

  • Imperial_orb

    Fuck… it was not… damn computers…

  • Thanks RLM for bringing back the great GCS to make me ROFL! Haven’t had a good belly laugh in a while.

  • Mark Bisone

    Where we’re going, there are no rules.

    I mean, roads.

    Ah fuck it.

  • Imperial_orb

    Yes. Yes! Thank you, we got it, you can go now.

  • Like Icare

    Well… certain movies do.

    For example Adam Sandler movies are almost certain to humanize some cancer into you.

  • Mark Bisone

    Oh, to be sure, they have made some great strides. Grown Ups 2, for example, starred anthropomorphic versions of cancer and AIDS. But the long, hard struggle has only begun.

    #OscarsSoHuman

  • It’s Suntory time! Oh wait, that’s not Bill Murray.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQnH450hPM

  • Like Icare

    GU2 is also amazing for portraying so many different versions of cancer in it.
    http://www.dcfilmdom.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/GrownUps2_Cast21.jpg

    It really did a lot for making us think of cancers as living beings.

  • So – Adam Sandler is an aggressive brain tumor, obviously. Kevin James is malignant melanoma, Chris Rock is pancreatic cancer, while David Spade is testicular cancer.

  • Like Icare

    Too bad Rob Schneider couldn’t return as rectal cancer.

  • Earth

    I look forward to gifs of Mike turning the gun towards Jay.

  • Like Icare

    “Inside your phone, there’s a secret world– and we enter through the
    text app where we discover Emoji Valley, where the industrious Emoji
    live and work.”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIIqYqtR1lY

  • what a piece of shit

  • Where has this been all my life?! http://niccageinplacesheshouldntbe.tumblr.com/

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Well, for everyone that ever wanted a review of Matrix sequels, here you have it.

  • RLMkeepitup

    hardcore pov , thats my favorite genre!

  • Yes. This.
    You know what’s great about Hardcore Henry? It doesn’t need a porno version.

  • Like Icare

    And you thought you hated minions.

  • DanceOfBirther

    I remember when Gallagher sued his brother over trademark infringement.

  • Like Icare

    Who said anything about need?

  • Cakefarts

    Peep Show with guns and splosions.

  • Mark Bisone

    Must say I’m a little bit surprised that Jay didn’t mention “Russian Ark” as a point of reference, since that’s the type of POV movie that all us gay hipster communist vampires might have actually seen.

    Mike, on the other hand, is a flyover Midwestern moocow ,who only cares about how much buttered popcorn he can shove down his gullet. Still, he could’ve mentioned Being John Malkovich or something. I think they drown a baby at the end.

  • RLMkeepitup

    as close as we’re gonna get. seeing that smith fight footage said it all though

  • Hank_Henshaw

    One step closer to Idiocracy’s movie “Ass”.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    No points of reference in the desert.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Matt and Jim reviewing a motion picture

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    I’m like the biblical wandering Jew. Cursed to wander this webzone, immortal, bored, and yearning for death.

  • Imperial_orb

    Watching some videos on the “Food Wishes” YouTube channel helped a bit.

  • Sully

    Dude, that’s old as shit. Here. Have a better one…

    http://entertainment.ie/images_content/ohor2Kp.gif

  • Palpatine

    Can we get a POV movie that just shows the everyday life of a un-married guy in his mid-20’s who lives in New York? He wakes up in the morning, takes a shower, eats breakfast, goes to work and gets stuck in traffic, gets yelled by his asshole boss, goes to McDonald’s for lunch, goes back to work, goes a date with his girlfriend, and then they go back to his place and do it. The end. It can be called Average Joe.

  • Palpatine

    Yes they are.

  • RLMkeepitup

    i think there’s a subreddit that worships him as a god.. er somethin

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So it’s like Boyhood?

  • Like Icare

    Wasn’t that libel?

  • Mark Bisone

    Add some dancing cockroaches and that fat fuck from Stand By Me and we could have Average Joe’s Apartment (shot from the cockroach POV, of course).

  • Like Icare

    Not enough years.

  • Like Icare
  • Mark Bisone

    It’s not the years, honey. It’s the mileage.

  • Mark Bisone

    I’m pretty sure the court ruled that they are actually the same person, and issued a cycle of infinite judgements against each other until reality collapsed in on itself like an exploding watermelon.

  • Palpatine

    It’ll take 12 hours to make!

  • mister man

    Greek is hooker lingo for anal sex FYI Mike. Better joke than ‘getting fucked by Greek guys’

  • Palpatine

    Joe’s Apartment? That’s an obscure refrence.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It sounded anal sex to me.

  • Mark Bisone

    Yeah, Mike. Get your anal sex jokes straight!

    Wait…

  • DanceOfBirther

    Trademark. A judge ruled he wasn’t clearly advertising himself as his brother and that he couldn’t use the Sledge-O-Matic.

  • Sully
  • Sully

    Who? There person that made the gif or Manly Cyrus?

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Yes, but let’s change the title to “I Feel Nothing” and a scene with a red ballon to get it on the festival circuit.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Not really, a generation of Americans still suffer PTSD from that short and the subsequent film.

  • Sully

    *Matt and Reginald

  • Like Icare

    Sledge? I thought one of them claimed the other came after him with a guitar.

  • Domo

    I want Harriet Tubman to do a movie review for The Force Awakens.

    I never realized how much I needed that in my life until now.

  • Palpatine
  • Imperial_orb

    Oh my god… Tupac is like Anakin in Revenge of the Sith.

  • Mark Bisone

    How about a Harriet Tubman POV movie shot on the underground railroad? Always wanted to see that railroad, and I’ll bet they can gib lots of CGI badguys on those tracks.

  • RLMkeepitup

    nic cage. it’s called onetruegod https://www.reddit.com/r/onetruegod

  • Sully
  • DanceOfBirther

    Are you thinking of the Irish rocker or the American comedian?

  • Sully

    For fucksake.

  • Domo

    Or a POV movie of Frederick Douglass getting his hair done each morning. Just staring in a mirror getting his hair combed and parted. Every single day!

    That man has some enviable hair.

  • Imperial_orb

    The same brothers that attempted to license and trademark the terms “Watermelons” and “Smashing”.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Like Icare

    Speaking of which…

    That just reminded me about that time when The Dark Knight Rises was still in pre-production.
    And a story that went around about the plot, completely imagined by some fans, naturally.
    You could tell by the fact that the movie would culminate with a chase between Batman and Ra’s al Ghul (back from the dead) – inside the tunnels of the underground railroad, mentioned in Batman Begins.

    As in, under the city.
    Someone out there thought that meant actual railroad tracks.
    For moving escaping slaves up north.
    Like with a train.
    Under ground.

    Sometimes the lack of literacy and logic one finds online is simply astounding.

  • Mark Bisone

    Can’t we just stare a a daguerreotype of him for two hours straight without shelling out 20 bucks?

    Not that I do that every night.

  • Imperial_orb

    Maybe POV movies are getting more popular in the future… you know, because of that VR stuff.

  • Domo

    If they just used more advanced technology like a bullet train, the slaves would’ve gotten up North that much faster.

  • Mark Bisone

    Also, I met a kid yesterday who believed in Santa Claus.

    Fucking newbie.

  • Domo

    You can enjoy that process in Crimson Peak, my friend!

    Except ghosts pop out at you.

    OoooOoooh. Get Fucked! –Guillermo del Toro

  • Mark Bisone

    Crimson Peak??? Who killed Laurel Padme?

  • Like Icare

    There are more of them?! Oh my!
    Yeah… I was referring to those other Galaga themed performers.

  • Sully
  • Like Icare

    Or up on the Moon. As seen in this authentic drawing from that time.

    https://skiphenk.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/jules-verne-rocket1.jpg

  • DanceOfBirther

    Mike was referring to a prop comedian who would smash watermelons, hence the ponchos.

  • Like Icare

    Then we’re gonna need a lot of somethingmine.

    http://images.ddccdn.com/images/pills/fio/UPJ36431.JPG

  • Domo

    He was right, you know.

    Because Nick Nolte is Santie Claus!

    http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/79/590x/nick_nolte-441664.jpg

  • Like Icare

    You know… you’re really making me feel like an asshole for making that joke.

  • Sully

    We’ll be seeing Gravity-like films using VR soon, quickly followed by Aliens POV and James Cameron Presents: Pandora: A VR Safari Tour.

  • Mark Bisone

    Vanessa Redgrave?

  • Mark Bisone

    Ving Rhames?

  • Imperial_orb

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2DF0yz1Ick
    Just imagine what we can do with this.

  • Mark Bisone

    Instead of coming down chimneys with a sackful of presents, he passes out in your tool shed with a bunch of illegal prescriptions.

    (Still have to give him cookies.)

  • Imperial_orb

    Ew!

  • Mark Bisone

    Thankfully, I think the real shooting war will start long before those productions wrap.

  • Like Icare

    What’s not to believe? Fuckers are everywhere each December.

    The trick is to act like you’re the alpha male.
    Pounding your chest and making loud, growling noises. That usually scares them away and you don’t have to actually engage them.
    Cause if you do… You must shoot them.

    And it’s a tricky shot to make, aiming at the tip of the beard so the bullet would go straight to the heart. While a raving Claus is coming at you, swinging a large bell in his hand.

  • Palpatine
  • Sully

    I’m hoping this fad will die quicker than it arrived, but we’re sure to see at least 10-15 movies following this trend over the next 5-to-10 years. It’s the natural evolution of “found footage.”

  • Mark Bisone

    Oh. So, Vanessa Ray.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Bobbi Starr has been in tons of POV movies already.

  • Imperial_orb

    VR.

  • Mark Bisone

    The guys in that video seem to personify the word “oleaginous.” They’re like pools of nervous sweat that gained humanoid form.

  • Palpatine

    After I looked her up, I found out she’s a porno actress.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    With that name you didn’t know?

  • Palpatine

    I suspected it, I just had to be sure.

  • Imperial_orb

    Bizarrely both are clothed quite summerly.

  • RLMkeepitup

    the end of prostitution? great, another career lost to automation

  • Mark Bisone

    If I was trying to sell a program that pretended to jerk people off, I’d probably dress in a suit. You know, like a politician.

  • Nemo

    Mmm . . . the music around 20:15 sounds something like Hisaishi Jo’s from “Brother,” which I s’pose is apropos:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa7JMGWOnp8

    「ファッキング・ジャップぐれぇ分かる、馬鹿野郎。」

  • Imperial_orb

    Do not tell me you are still mad, about that new lotion in the basket dispensertron.

  • Mark Bisone

    Don’t worry. They’ll all get free college educations, and be 80k/year chemical engineers by next March.

  • Imperial_orb

    But rolling up one’s sleeves is really annoying.

  • Imperial_orb

    Dollar store cashier wife, I need your upvotes, I feel like an idiot.

  • Imperial_orb

    Freaks and Greeks.

  • RedLetterMediumsDotCorn

    If Rich had been there he would disagree with Mike calling this movie a video game, pointing out that what essentially makes a video game is the interactive element, The control! But the bearded fuck couldn’t be bothered.

  • stryker1121

    I’m sick of all these movies shoehorning in Henry Stus who can do anything and shoot anyone and have no flaws. We’re watching you, liberal cuck agenda!

  • Imperial_orb

    Rich is the Ted Bundy of Video Games.

  • Imperial_orb

    They don’t even try anymore to be funny.

  • Imperial_orb

    The Ladies always call me Softcore Henry, because I have erectile dysfunction.

  • Sully
  • Gobshite

    The fella who made that music video isn’t as original as he thinks. Someone needs to “smack the bitch up” for thinking he is.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I don’t really understand the title of this film, meh. My favorite George C. Scott moments are in exorcist 3.. but watching it you kinda see how the guy had a history of ticker attacks though..

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What if this was a VR movie? Would it be better?

  • Palpatine

    By “VR” do you mean “vomit reactionary”?

  • fred

    Hardcore is yet another addition to the list of classic 70s films I’ve never fucking heard of.

  • Skewed_View

    Thanks for the Hardcore recommendation. I’ve never heard of it, now I need to see it.
    Also, did you know that Hardcore Henry took twelve years to make?

  • Skewed_View

    I looked her up too, just to make sure I am doing my due diligence.
    I can also confirm she is a porn actress.

  • Sully

    *Vacated rectum

  • blenkiron

    Again, I am surprised that Mike and Jay, who know so much about films, also know so little about films.

    The POV concept is not exactly new. It was done in quite a famous film in the 1940s called ‘Lady in The Lake’, a detective thriller based on one of Raymond Chandler’s Philip Marlow books. It starred Robert Montgomery, a pretty solid B-movie lead of the time. The film is shot entirely from the detective’s viewpoint so that the audience only see the clues that he sees. This film was all plot and, after a while, the POV gimmick becomes wearing.

  • blenkiron

    It is a great performance but a ridiculous movie. A bit like Whiplash

  • Palpatine

    I think POV shots should be in certain situations. Like the T-800’s perspective in The Terminator, or the opening kill of the original Halloween.

  • blenkiron

    Oh sure – and sparingly too. But I am just saying that this old movie, famous in its time (and long forgotten now) was a full ninety minutes or mote of the POV gimmick.

  • fred

    Yeah seems like it.

  • TMC_Sherpa

    A bigger problem (for me) is the camera location is all wrong. I mean clips from the film look better than the music video (face cam vs probably body cam) but unless you came from Games Workshop your shoulders should be lower than your head.

  • Mark Bisone

    *Vaginal ringworm

  • moisan4 .

    This review has a better cliff-hanger than The Walking Dead season six finale.

  • MikeFromCanmore

    ok let me get this straight. That Blonde woman is Henry’s Wife ? I think i’ll wait for the HARDcore Henry XXX POV Film comes out that he and his wife makes then.

  • bleurgh

    So, who has made the Batman V Superman version of this meme?

  • Sully

    *Vulvatic rot

  • RLMkeepitup

    don’t forget da predator, it uses the jungle!

  • Sully

    Vision looks like he’s about to charge me 300 bucks an hour to listen to my problems?

    http://i.imgur.com/j3sX0yG.jpg

  • RLMkeepitup

    maybe the commentary is lethal weapon. joe pesci is kinda small

  • TMC_Sherpa

    Now that I’ve had some time to swish it around my brain, I think someone could remake Twelve Monkeys as a POV movie and make it work.

  • bleurgh

    The problem with first person anything is that generally the audience will disagree with their characters decisions. At least that’s what I have found with the first-person novels I have read and some of the first person video games I have played. It immediately takes you out of the world.

  • Mark Bisone

    *Volcanic richevans

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Didn’t one of The Hobbit movies have a GoPro action scene or something?

  • SUPERMAD

    This review needs WAY more squibs.

  • Palpatine

    Yes, that 45 minute long barrel ride scene that looks like the Jurassic Park river ride at Universal Orlando.

  • SUPERMAD

    I hope you are wrong. I think lots could be said about both the movies and the brothers.

    Did say “brothers?” I meant “sisters.”

  • SUPERMAD

    They’re working on PLINKETT FORCE AWAKENS. Pipe down.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Oh I remember that scene. It was kinda neat. At least it didn’t involve a stupid assassination plot.

  • Variant

    hit the gaaasss

  • Variant

    hit the brakes

  • Palpatine

    Assassination plot? Sorry, but I don’t remember much from those movies.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Plot?

  • Joe Syxpac

    Why wasn’t this review done in first person POV?

    What a missed opportunity.

  • Michael Collins

    In fps video games, you make the decisions.

  • You mostly do the shooting. The plot is already decided .

  • Michael Collins

    LOL

  • Alien Isolation is kinda Alien POV.

  • bleurgh

    I was thinking about the walking dead tell-tale game and the like, that only gives you the illusion of making decisions.

  • junkevil

    Yeah, most FPS games give you no real choices and you follow a linear story. Only FPS RPGs give you choices as you’re supposed to be playing the role of the character.

  • The opening reminds me of the time some friends and I went out pheasant hunting. We didn’t find any pheasants, so after some fun picture taking with the (single-barrel) shotguns (including several pictures pretending to be looking through a scope), we decided to shoot birdshot into the creek. We got talking about hockey or women or something, and suddenly noticed that one friend (who wasn’t familiar with guns) was holding the shotgun up to his face not realizing it wasn’t a rifle. We had that “do we stop him” moment, didn’t, and just as Mike predicted the gun flew back, cut his hand and his cheek, and taught a valuable life lesson: guns don’t work like they do in the films.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Humans are stupid. I nearly cut a friend in half with a .308. I just took the safety off and he shouted ‘Wait.’ and ran in front of the gun. I instinctively tried to get my finger out of the trigger guard and pushed the barrel up and away. I missed him by about a foot.
    His excuse… “I Wanted to watch from the other side.”
    Stupid bastard nearly went to the other side.

  • And it’s still just a choice between one predetrimed path or another. But I do value choice and options in games.

  • Like Icare

    He kills it but returns to have another go?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    So I found out who broke the Shotgun…
    https://youtu.be/NLzW9dSEx6I?t=23
    Rich fucking Evans…. or the guy who dropped it… who cares.

  • Imperial_orb

    It works on so many levels.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I only just realised tour avatar is a bandaged Huminod. Not a white swan…
    Mind blown.

  • Imperial_orb

    My avatar is a sophisticated version of the Rorschach test. If you recognize a swan in it means that you have some concealed appetite for homosexualité.

  • Imperial_orb

    They don’t have GoPros in Flyover.

  • Imperial_orb

    A Story about someone, wanted to shoot at something with a gun, and end up almost killing oneself with it, is most of the time an American one.

  • Tapeworm

    You underestimate Australia, I think. With those stories something is also on fire in the background.

  • Imperial_orb

    What do you mean? By your logic Hardcore Henry is only really ok for White adult males (I know, I know). I don’t think POV necessarily wants you to imagine, that what you are seeing is supposed to be you. To me, it’s just a shot.
    Like a Top Shot or something. Camera perspective.

  • mister man

    There was a bit too much laser gun action at the end of D9. If I’m not mistaken they had turned the production for a Halo movie into D9, I think that’s where all the excessive laser guns came from.

  • Imperial_orb

    In Australia it’s called Outback, not Background.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Yeah but I nearly killed him. not me. thats the Australian way.

  • tOmy`

    That scene started off rather good. I was wondering why everyone hated it so much.

    I found about minute later.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    or ‘bush’

  • tOmy`

    As someone who finished Black Ops 2 couple of months back, I have to say it’s not always true.

  • tOmy`

    You know what will be really fun? When people realize they went the comics way anyway, so everyone knows who died anyway and the next 6 months of discussions will be rendered worthless.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Its never been concealed. And we dont have white swans here. they are all black.

  • tOmy`

    Porn?

  • tOmy`

    I wanted to go for Black Panther, but last time I did that in real life, people called me racist.

    So I went with sexy egomaniac alcoholic, because it’s whiter.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Or not… Or Who cares? or watch the other show… the floating dead…. Only Rich Black Man And White Junkie Kid are interesting.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    too much effort for these fucks.

  • Earth

    YAY!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    here you go pal. pity upvotes for everyone!

  • Sully

    If Andrew were American he would’ve shot his friend in the face. Then the two of them would’ve spent the afternoon playing “Pick up bones” and they would’ve laughed and laughed, cooked up a story about some “black motherfuckers” to tell their wives, and they would’ve been back at it the next weekend.

  • Sully

    Two words: Hack Frauds

  • Red Skeleton

    GOOOOOOD MORRRRNING Czechia!!!! How’s the weather treating you? It’s surprisingly bright and sunny over here in Youkayia.

  • Sully

    Your avatar suggests your comment needs 300% more exclamation points.

  • Red Skeleton

    Is that guy from Islandia still on? Apparently long country names are passe, so he’ll need the memo.

  • Red Skeleton

    Uncharacteristically mind-mindbogglingly-stupid thing my wife has said number 38:

    (Paraphrased)
    Wife: A police force in South Wales has said to hell with pry-bars and is going to start CHAINSAWING its way into blockaded buildings during raids.
    Me: Neat!
    Wife: South Wales is in Wales, by the way.
    Me: Really?! I would not have guessed!
    Wife: As opposed to NEW South Wales, which is in Australia!
    Me: If I didn’t know the difference between OLD South Wales and NEW South Wales, would you not think I would be inclined to believe that South Wales by default referred to WALES, and not, you know, anything that’s NOT Wales?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3AXwDZLgng

    I find this marketing funny. Only God Forgives was marketed the exact same way(i.e. appealing to Drive fans)and all that did was make even more people hate OGF.

  • tOmy`

    Well, we ain’t shortening our name, we are just looking for a grammatically correct version of our short name.

  • Red Skeleton

    Ah, I see. Well France a few months ago decided its language was overly complicated and over-punctuated (NOOOOOOOO!! REALLY!!??) and got rid of some of its punctuation marks, so I though… eh, if people can just DO that then why not change the country’s name?

  • Red Skeleton

    I mean it’s a bit like her saying “I’m gonna take a drive up to York. York is in England. Not NEW York, which is in America”.

  • tOmy`

    You know, people tend to forget about it, but for example:

    Germany = Federal Republic of Germany
    Sweden = Kingdom of Sweden
    Austria = Republic of Austria
    Slovakia = Slovak Republic

    … and so on. Every other EU country has a shorter version. We don’t. We have Czech Republic and then Czech which is grammatically incorrect. Hence the whole looking for new name. We will still be Czech Republic and citizens will be Czech, we just need a short name. Nothing is changing, we are just adding what everyone else already added.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Quick Tapey started a music thing. Go to your natural habitat…. your free.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Bohemia?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    I saw a quote from a government minister, “We just don’t want to be confused with Chechnya.”

  • Red Skeleton

    Naw, I get it. No need to get uppity about it.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I live 200 kms from NSW and have never had any difficulty distinguishing it from southern Wales. or from the southern right whales.

  • tOmy`

    Oh, I am not being uppity, I am just bored so I thought I’d make a post.

  • Red Skeleton

    “The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland”. UKGBNI just doesn’t roll off the tongue so well

  • tOmy`

    Yea, I was hoping we will do that one, because it is super pretentious and hipster. We would literally copyright a word for bohemian behavior. It would be glorious.

    But also pretty confusing.

    So now all I have is Moravia to piss off as many people from Prague as humanly possible.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Also the welsh police realise chainsaws as well as being insanely dangerous…. DONT WORK ON METAL!
    Those welshies are starting an arms race.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    You know, I can’t recommend OGF but there are shots in it, framed and lit, that I really admire.
    I appreciate the kabuki formalism – why does every movie have to be so damned ‘realistic’?
    That said, it’s one of those films where I honestly don’t know whether it’s really good or really, really bad. Funny how time and history often do that work for us.

  • tOmy`

    Yea, something tells me our prime minister calls US “America” (as we all do), so he can pretty much fuck off.

    People still call us Czechoslovakia anyway, so nothing will exactly change.

  • Red Skeleton

    Maybe they’re using diamond-studded chainsaws.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Refn took the style he perfected on Drive and then cranked it up on 200% for a god damn oedipus story. It might be a failure but at least it’s a memorable and somewhat interesting failure.

  • Tapeworm

    I found out about that yesterday. The number of victims is still small, but it’ll grow, you’ll see. You’ll all see.

  • tOmy`

    As a someone who frequently visits an Irish pub full of foreigners, I learned the hard way how to go about that whole Britain, UK, England, Wales, Ireland, Northern Ireland, Scotland situation.

  • Red Skeleton

    Not to mention, you know, it wouldn’t be THE FIRST TIME you changed the name of the place.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Czechoslovakia

    …. Or is that a sore topic?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    You know, when Czechoslovakia split in 1993, it was so convenient. The new border even when through the ‘o’ in the middle of the word. Nicely done!

  • Red Skeleton

    Ha ha ha, I can imagine.

  • tOmy`

    Do you mind the change?

    I feel like I am one of the few people who both don’t give a fuck and at the same time find the change logical and nifty.

  • tOmy`

    Yea, nothing like accidentally calling a drunk Scotsman “English”.

  • Red Skeleton

    I’ve had to explain to English people that Scottish and Welsh people are ALSO British. …

  • Tapeworm

    I honestly had to read the headline about three times to get it. It’s not that I don’t care I simply don’ don’t.

  • tOmy`

    There is also the whole confusion about Britain and Great Britain (from historical pov) so yea, I kinda just ask where everyone is from and hope for the best.

  • Red Skeleton

    Because then they’d have to build a fourth wall to the set, and buy some more ikea furniture, and, eh…. they just couldn’t be arsed.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Trouble in paradise? You know, New South Wales?

  • Red Skeleton

    SPEAKING OF CENTRAL EUROPE!

    I have been playing the absolutely most depressing premise for a game ever conceived: This War of Mine, which simulates being a civilian trying to survive during the siege of Sarajevo.

    No, strike that: I’m playing “This War of Mine: The Little Ones” which is the EXPANSION PACK to This War of Mine, which presumably came about when someone said “Hey, how can we make this game MORE depressing? Oh, let’s add trying to keep children alive to the game!”

  • Red Skeleton

    It is, hands down, WAY MORE FUN than the premise would make it sound.

  • Red Skeleton

    I dont get it. sry.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    We took thousands of refugees from Sarajevo… Then we put them in the desert and told them that drop bears and killer kangaroos would kill them if they went out at night…. They kinda took it seriously… Basically best not to tease people who just fled a genocide.
    But its 20 years later now. GO NUTS.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Its a Shit hole. all the pubs close at 1 am and you have to prove your car is roadworthy every year…. EVERY YEAR!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    We just call them all poms. it saves time.

  • Red Skeleton

    If it needs to be said
    a) It’s not literally set in Sarajevo, just thinly disguised.
    b) It’s actually really respectful and humanizing to the experience. At least, I think it meant to be and I think it succeeds.

  • Spoiled Ants

    Because than we would only see a blur.

  • Bubs

    I’m sorry, but the world has enough fucking visionary directors. At this point, any asshole and his dog can make a movie look good with their fancy computers. Stop cloning the “amazing visual” guys, and start cloning the two or three “competent storytellers” that are left before they fucking die.

  • Misery is compelling. Just look at Dark Souls or TWD season 1.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    When’s Gaz Guzzlers misery tho.?

    #yes I’ll be this annyoing from now on

  • tOmy`

    That game has one of the best trailers around:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fv-iwk9DWc

  • Remember what the TF2 spy in the fridge said to the medic?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s a marketing buzzword sure but in this case of Refn-nah an asshole with a computer would not replicate why Drive is a visual triumph-because it actually tells it’s story visually…ya know like a proper movie should.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • tOmy`

    I played it stoned couple of times and needless to say, I did not have a very good time.

    It’s still on my desktop, just waiting to give me some awful time once I get to it again.

  • tOmy`

    Check out some of the interviews with the creators, it gives you a very nice picture of what they wanted to make and a lot about their personal experience.

    It makes the game even more miserable.

  • TomokoHasegawa

    So this is the Plinkett TFA review?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Maybe in 2026.

  • Imperial_orb

    Touché.

  • Red Skeleton

    Protip: Make the crow bar on the first day, saw blades on the second day, then min-max your way to two rat traps and a vegetable garden. Boom, (near) infinite food source that can’t be looted.

  • Like Icare
  • Bubs

    Well yeah, but until Refn proves otherwise, I’m considering Drive a fluke. It’s a great movie, but it also has the fact that it’s a book adaptation to fall back on (and may be the reason that the story works as well as it does). Refn has the rest of his life to prove me wrong on this. Currently, Refn has fallen into the “makes a great visual movie” genre of directors, right next to Ridley Scott, Guillermo Del Toro, and Zack Snyder. I need him to elevate himself to “can tell a great story” level.

  • Imperial_orb

    ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚ …thank you… °(ಗдಗ。)°.

  • Sully

    I dunno why, but “drop bears” sounds like some kind of candy to me.

  • Imperial_orb

    So it’s true what they say… you’re Australian.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Have you seen The Pusher trilogy? Great,realistic movies about drug dealers in Denmark. You coudn’t even tell it’s made by the same guy considering how gritty it looks.

  • Bubs

    I haven’t. Would you say then that OGF is more the fluke?

  • Like Icare

    Compelling storytelling takes a shitload of work.
    Primarily research of compelling storytelling, interesting facts, intriguing stories etc.
    I.e. Reading like a motherfucker.
    One’s personal library should be like this. Well… most of it should be there.
    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/81/11/10/811110e7ccf22daa0e85d5a684596587.jpg

    Plus, ingrained sense of logic and some intelligence is needed.
    As well as skill with words.
    And THEN one only needs to write for like a decade or two to master the craft enough that most of what one writes is not shit.

    Oh yes… Also a talent for storytelling. Almost forgot that one.
    Most people do.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Imagine 30 pounds of urine soaked chlamydia with claws dropping on you…. Oh wait that the real koala….

  • Red Skeleton

    I had to look it up myself. Sounds like the Australian equivalent of a Chupacabra. Which is fucking hilarious when you consider the fact that Australia DOES NOT NEED TO *INVENT* FUCKING TERRIFYING ANIMALS, IT ALREADY HAS ENOUGH REAL ONES.

  • Red Skeleton

    “Kiss me”?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    We also have Bunyips, Yowies, Nargen, Hoop snakes and the dreaded Kangawallafox.

  • Red Skeleton

    Wait, hold on, Kanga-walla? I didn’t know those things had enough differences to merit being fused into one creature. Or is that the joke?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I’d say Refn is a ‘hit or a miss’ guy. The script material needs to support his extreme stylistic touches. When it doesn’t you might get prententious crap(OGF,Fear X,Vallhalla Rising) and when it does you get something great(Bronson,Drive). The Pusher trilogy is an anomaly because they’re just simple crime thrillers with for the most part-his most restrained direction to this date.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    yep. with a fox.

  • Like Icare

    Just put a copper (metal, not policemen) layer in it.
    It’s soft and it will gum-up the chain.

    Michael Mann and James Caan taught me that.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Its true… all of it…

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Or just fill the wood with nails. or use thick steal sheets. or buy a gun… Belgium apparently has no gun laws….

  • Red Skeleton

    Ah yes, preferably one related to the dreaded Foxanuki breed, no doubt.

  • Like Icare

    How bout this?

    Put one of those babies there and fuck with everyone.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    both?

  • Palpatine
  • Sully

    Sorry. I’ve been told to keep it in my pants, but whenever I see those Kanga-wallas I just can’t help but poke’em!

  • Palpatine

    Tuesday.

  • Sully

    He lasted longer than I thought he would.

  • Red Skeleton

    It’d be like Us saying “We want to be called the Yoo Ess Ay, not The United States of America”, which we have had to do exactly never in history.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I blame Andrew… except when Palpatine’s behind it all.

  • RLMkeepitup

    it’s not complete without this line: Myyy Gooddd aaa! https://youtu.be/IW0GlqrwUN4?t=2m57s

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The federated Commonwealth of Australian states and Territories would object… but we are out of breath.

  • RLMkeepitup

    pov and shaky cam..right up there with the constant fade to black happening in trailers

  • Palpatine

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!

  • Now I Get It

    Finally, the bottom of the pile.

    Wait, “8 new comments above”?!

    Seriously, they don’t pay me enough to troll this stupid site.

  • Red Skeleton

    I was looking at some old Dinosaur toy brands I used to have and I rediscovered Playskool Toy’s 1980’s line:
    https://katrina9799.wordpress.com/2011/04/06/definitely-dinosaurs-cavesters-index/

    Every toy came with a caveman:
    https://katrina9799.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/def-dino-group.jpg?w=490&h=397

    And all I can say is…. wow….. WOOOOOOOW….. That cavelady has the face of a woman who is surrounded by men and can’t figure out why she’s not getting any action.

  • Palpatine

    I’m pretty sure I also had those dino toys as a kid.

  • Red Skeleton

    People say HE-MAN was homoerotic…

  • Close. That’s what the Heavy said to Sasha, his minigun.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    chazzwazzers

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Hardcore ties in with Star Wars. Sexy Darth Vader striptease.

  • tOmy`

    Do you think Pre-Rec stopped getting uploaded to this webzone due to our stellar reactions to it?

  • Like Icare

    Nah… Nails won’t work.

    People breaking down the door (like cops) don’t want to fuck around the whole day, cutting through it.
    That’s why SWAT teams use shotguns on hinges.
    It’s quick and you can tell how many are there – can’t be quite sure about the number of latches and locks.
    Just blast those points and kick in the door.

    Won’t really work with a modern security door, with steel plates, locking mechanisms on both (or all) sides, which lock into steel frames.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnslSas5ZOQ

    Standards are basically graded by how many minutes (3 to 20 depending on the class) one needs to be cutting into it with a grinder, saw, drill, sledgehammer, axe etc.
    http://www.aluplast.net/eng-int/privatkunden/sicherheit-und-einbruchschutz/index.php?navid=461628461628

  • dollar store cashier wife

    They don’t care about us though.

  • tOmy`

    Oh, there is no dispute about that, I am just wondering whether our negativity affected it.

  • TheManHole

    I thought he retired from BWAAAAAAAAAAAAMING.

  • TheManHole

    Just look at this web zone* fixed it for you.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I think the only negativity they can notice is either in twitch streams when people comment about them live or in their official forum shithole. anything else is wet farts in the wind.

  • Palpatine

    I doubt it. I’m sure others use this site besides us.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    You really don’t think I knew? That was just an excuse to post that surprise buttsecks video. Go check my hours in TF2 on steam fam…and the start weeping for me.

  • TheManHole

    We are what they call a vocal minority or in other words losers.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I prefer the twitch streams to the Pre Rec’s. and yes all of the rest of you ruined it for me.. and 2 other people. (Jack and Rich)

  • Palpatine

    I like the streams with Jay.

  • fred

    Us commentators must have caused a negative cash flow, forcing them to do business elsewhere.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I would love to see Jays stream!
    #Omitted LIVES!

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    No way. No. Way.

  • Sully

    No one is afraid of your cute and cuddlies, Andrew.

  • Bubs

    At least one of those is made up. Bunyips are from Secret of Mana!! YOU PHONY!

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Hadn’t commented in a while, every time I visit the manhole it’s empty. The curse of living across the globe! Why I watched two hours of Arnold Schwarzenegger doing Japanese commercials whilst simultaneously crying and masturbating alone.

  • TheManHole

    Never has there been a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Not even (insert political joke here) ?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    That’s the FF in you talking.

  • Is it more than my 453 hours?

    To be fair, I couldn’t check your link, because I was writing from my phone. :3

  • tOmy`

    500 hours?

    LOL, NOOB

  • *453

  • I’d love to listen to a regular podcast with Jay and “friends”.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    A movie I couldn’t give two shits about. It’s a neat gimmick that shows all it has to offer in three minutes.

  • Mark Bisone

    Why is it every Ozzie cryptid’s name sounds like it was coined by a drunken eight year-old?

  • You just answered your own question.

  • Sully

    Top far right Caveman. I still have that one in storage somewhere.

  • SUPERMAD

    Done!!!

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    There content release schedule is very similar to You Look Nice Today’s, so it could work.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It was already a meme, Jay. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKSAvNOIaNo

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Drop Bears is also the name of a gay sex act you can have done in Midtown Atlanta. FACT.

  • Red Skeleton

    HE HAS A NAME, JERKFACE! …. Probably “Bog” or something…

  • Palpy posted that like yesterday.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    You answered your own question. 😉

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Should I waste hard earned Earth Dollars and go see “The Room” for the first time with a live Q/A by Tommy Wiseau?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    How many kids have actually seen the movie where that Hitler scene came from? I’m gonna said none because they hate reading.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    YES!

  • What a time to be alive!

  • Red Skeleton

    How many kids? Can’t say. I’ve seen it though.

  • tOmy`

    I’d say that not that many, no.

    But it’s not like I blame anyone, I mean hell, we all know that story. Blah blah, Stalingrad was a bad idea, blah blah, should have stayed at home, blah blah, Berlin is fucked, blah blah we won’t give up, blah blah, Russians and Americans were fucking rapist mass murderers as well.

    I don’t think that anyone exactly needs to see it, it’s enough to pay attention in school and maybe just revisit Band of Brothers / Schindler’s List / The Pianist / Enemy at the Gates from time to time to fill the fun stuff from history class with even more hysterical situations and hijinks from around the time when everyone was being a bit of a cunt.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    It shall be done.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    I have and Downfall is a good movie.

  • Tapeworm

    I mean yeah, but I read about 10% of books I quote on a regular basis. It’s a meme and I mean that in Dawkins’ original meaning.

  • Palpatine

    I have and I think it’s great. And I love those parodies.

  • RLMkeepitup
  • Palpatine

    Yes. This.

  • Sully

    Shhhhh… they’re still trying to figure out what meme means.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s ODESSA. Get your facts straight.

  • Sully

    You only get one question… what do you ask him?

  • Earth

    It was worth it just for the experience of seeing it in the cinema. I wish I’d been to a screening with Tommy.

  • tOmy`
  • dollar store cashier wife

    How’s your sexlife?

  • Earth

    As people have said, probably not that many.

    Which is a shame, because it is one of the best Second World War movies out there.

  • Palpatine

    It’s also one of the best movies to have screaming German people.

  • Domo

    People question whether Hitler’s death scene in Inglourious Bastards is historically accurate or not..

    It’s all the more reason why Downfall should be seen. The man has become a spectacle.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Shit those must be the same people who thought Titanic was made up.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Hitler was frozen in South America.

  • Domo

    They probably were.

  • Most of the movies that come over in my country have subtitles in the cinema unless they are movies for kids (like Star Wars or The Hobbit, then they’re fully dubed). On TV they are read by “lectors”, usually male who read the lines the characters say.

  • Sully

    Or that thought Lord of the Rings was a ripoff of Harry Potter

  • Palpatine

    Too soon?

  • Earth

    Now that is the reaction of a man who’s childhood was raped.

  • Tapeworm

    I don’t mind someone as evil as him being used mostly as a fodder for jokes and over the top fun.

    Downfall is great. Also great to see the angel from Wings of Desire moved upwards.

  • Earth

    YAAAA DEATH!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Who also ship Kylo Ren and his cousin?

  • Tapeworm

    That’s so specific to Poland and I don’t get it – you guys have actors.

  • Palpatine

    Watching Hitler scream and rant like a spoiled kid is what makes the parodies (and the movie) enjoyable.

  • Palpatine

    Fan-gurls?

  • tOmy`

    Ah, the perks of living in Europe, where 2D + subtitles is still a thing.

  • Tapeworm

    Sure, it’s all girls….

  • Earth
  • Wizard Phoenix

    I hope they get invaded again.

  • I actually like it that way, TV dubbing is usually really bad. I’m sure instant_relief can tell you. Imagine it’s like watching an audiobook.

  • Palpatine

    Am I streotyping?

  • I hope 9/11 happens again.

  • tOmy`

    They are invading themselves.

    From the inside.

    Brave new world.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It does explain all that gay fanfiction between James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Michael Bay does a 9/11 to movie goers.

  • Zack Snyder*

  • tOmy`

    But at least 10 times in a row, so we kinda even the whole score on “casualties”.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    *Fuckers who made Space Cop

  • Earth

    So just like old South Wales then.

  • Tapeworm

    I don’t like dubbing, although it tends to be quite good here. I tried watching LotR with the Polish male lector and all I could think of were super old VHSs where that was done in here.

    And then I remembered how we watched Batman when I was a kid and part of the tape (lend to us by my uncle’s friend) was rewritten by porn.

    It’s a whole thing.

  • Palpatine

    This time it can happen on November 9th. We can call it “11/9”.

    I may have gone too far in a few places.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Didn’t Poland gave us The Witcher and then ruined it with an awful TV show?

  • Tapeworm

    You find it strange that gay people write fanfic about two good looking men?

  • Fortunately, most TV programs now have the option of changing the language of the show, so I can watch movies in the original language if I want to.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No I but only weirdos write fanfiction about real people.

  • Tapeworm

    Depends what you mean by The Witcher. Trick question, the only thing that exists for me are the books.

  • Palpatine

    I can’t watch dubbed forgein films either. All the seriousness is gone when that happens.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    But Witcher 3 is like the best ever.

  • tOmy`

    Speaking of subtitles:

    Has anyone seen the show Last Panthers? If so, and you are by some miracle not fluent in Serbian, French, Arabic, Bulgarian and English at the same time, can you point me out to proper subtitles? I would love to watch the show, but I ran out of dictionaries.

  • Tapeworm

    Well, the fact that we are a small country and the actors wanna eat means that a lot of good ones still do dubbing. Some stuff I still do prefer dubbed, for example The Simpsons.

  • Tapeworm

    Never heard of it, must be a meme or something.

  • Yes. This.
    All that while the government is saying were not a sovereign country and celebrates 1050 years of being ‘christened’ by having the highest officials go to mass performed by the Papal nuncio and having signed the concordat with the Vatican before we even joined the EU.

  • Tapeworm

    I mean, it would be fair to assume that people who write ANY fanfic are either not fully mature or slightly terrifying..

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Is it about people who are black supremacists or T’Chaka?

  • OMNI

    I haven’t but I’m a Bruno Ganz fan

  • Palpatine

    If it’s not a sovereign nation, then what is it? The place where Pope John Paul II was born?

  • tOmy`

    It’s about Pink Panthers and diamond heist that goes wrong. Well, that’s all I know so far, because 30 minutes into the first episode, I noticed all above mentioned languages and shut it down, because it’s kinda hard to keep up not knowing 80% of the plot.

  • OMNI

    Well already off-topic but hey it’s Hardcore Harry a movie I will never watch.

  • Our version of Shrek was dubbed pretty well, and we got some ‘local flavor jokes’ in, so stuff like that is cool. As for the “lector”, he is usually quiet enough for me to hear the original dialogue, so I never lose anything from the original.

    I still can’t believe that someone thought it was a good idea to dub Friends… I’ve seen the first 7 or 8 seasons dubbed. I did like it, mind you, but still that felt strange. We had our own version of the Smelly Cat song, for example.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    AMC Theaters cancels plan for allowing texting:
    https://twitter.com/AMCTheatres/status/720972338699702272

    AMC Theatres ‏@AMCTheatres 4h4 hours ago
    NO TEXTING AT AMC. Won’t happen. You spoke. We listened. Quickly, that idea has been sent to the cutting room floor.

  • tOmy`

    I kinda like the abortion ban.

    It reminds me of dark ages.

    Or America.

  • To be fair, it was a book first. Then came the shitty TV show. Only then came the book.

  • tOmy`

    Now promise us you won’t screen any of them 4 Blue People movies and we will love you again, AMC.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    As if I didn’t hate AMC enough they thought allowing texting in theaters to be a good idea.

  • I like the games a lot, actually.

  • OMNI

    Theaters suck enough already without Millennials with zero attention span texting during the movie. Fuck movie theaters…and movies…

  • Tapeworm

    I’m sure they’re great, I’m just dickbaiting.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Millennials should be banned from speaking

  • Captain_Prickhard

    and Regal Cinemas now checks your bags for guns and explosives.
    Where is the Amerikkka I know and love?

  • tOmy`

    They also gave us 2001 Quo Vadis.

  • Fuck if I know. We’re slowly turning into a fascist state. If Trump wins, we’ll be BFFs but we’ll still need visas to travel to the US, though.

  • tOmy`

    Burying black people?

  • Red Skeleton

    Wait, sorry, this is news to me? Are they ACTUALLY checking for bombs are are they checking for outside food being smuggled in?

  • Leave the Falcon alone!

  • Tapeworm

    Noted.

    ……………………..

  • Earth
  • Dear God…

    Is Henryk Sienkiewicz even still known outside of central Europe?

  • Is Twitter still relevant?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Not specific at all. Every single movie here comes with subtitles. It’s alot like this in many places in europe and even the world.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Shane Black a.k.a. Hawkins hints at a Predator movie starring our favorite Austrian redneck.
    Because that Terminator: Exodus movie was so beloved, I guess
    http://collider.com/predator-3-timeline-shane-black/?utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=collidersocial&utm_medium=social

  • Stahp making me feel like an old fart, because I am.

  • Tapeworm

    Yeah, that’s not what I was referring to, I meant the single voice dubbing thing.

  • Palpatine

    The way Mike talks there is hilarous.

  • Captain_Prickhard
  • Sully

    Hey now. I don’t mind the Blue People movies. Loads more entertaining than BvS.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    But it’s generally considered an excuse to check for snacks and drinks.

  • Tapeworm

    Man, the Snickers bar I got in my bag is DA BOMB!

  • Sully

    Or eating.

  • tOmy`

    Well, guns kill you quickly, but imagine the slow and painful death by Coca Cola…

  • Tapeworm

    Fuck, so I am right when I worry about everyone in the world seeing me eat spaghetti like a pig.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Remember when all we knew about Daisy Ridley was this crap? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndRJtrTugdM

  • Tapeworm

    Mmmmmmmmm

  • Palpatine

    I think they hate their own movie:
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r-BKTFfKHxM

  • I didn’t even knew she existed before TFA.

  • tOmy`

    And that’s why we will never date!

    I can get behind chain-smoking, alcoholism, pill-popping or even the occasional heroin, but fuck that poison. You can literally drink anything else.

  • Sully

    He’s probably the best candidate for writing a Predator sequel. I’m guessing the story will revolve around some Yautja that’s come to earth to hunt the legendary badass from the jungle. Could be interesting.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    *breathing

  • dollar store cashier wife

    We got that shite too but thankfully it stays on TV. I woudn’t pay a cent to see the latest movie release dubbed.

  • tOmy`

    I once accidentally said the word “bomb” at an airport. To the person checking my bag.

    Fun stuff.

  • At least they seem to be able to poke some fun at themselves, unlike a certain Jorgé.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Guess I’ll just empty my flask of Jack Daniels in a $7 Diet Coke.

  • Tapeworm

    I hope he casts himself in the movie and only talks about how great it is to have a skin.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    They should’ve cast this girl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndRJtrTugdM

  • As Nadine?

  • “I will crush you”.

  • Tapeworm

    Yeah, I know. Now give me a sec I’ll go take a swig from the bottle I have hidden in my old suitcase.

  • Sully

    He’s just some hideously disfigured motherfucker telling terrible jokes. Oh wait, that’s been done…

    https://images0.vessel-static.com/?v=6&a=uploads/2cb8e5741e6143d2a517bebbabd44848-fe13d5e6.jpg&w=1000

  • dollar store cashier wife

    writting wise or gameplay wise? I found the combat so awful I quit both W1 and W2 after one hour. Haven’t tried W3 though from the yt videos and streams it looks like that it’s combat is mediocre at best…if not just straight up awful once again.

  • Palpatine

    “I’m gonna have a Star Wars film every year, you’re not!”

  • Tapeworm

    Again, dubbing – sure, not a fan, but I can understand it, especially for kids (obviously). But we’re talking about a guy reading out the lines in a monotone voice over the lowered original audio.

  • Sully

    I figured the studio cloned Keira Knightly, forgot to teach her to act, and tossed her onto the set, to which she responded by asking, “Who is my character? What are her motivations? Who are her parents?” To which the studio responded, “We don’t know!! We’ll wait and see what the internet comes up with.

    The rest, as they say, is history.

  • Palpatine solo movie confirmed?

  • tOmy`

    “You’re gonna be the one to tell him to take his pants off” floored me so badly I had to pause the video.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    ‘ guy reading out the lines in a monotone voice over the lowered original audio.’

    yup that’s what we get on tv. gotta love it.

  • Brilliant filmmakers always leave room for interpretation. It’s the way of the Kubrick, man.

  • Tapeworm

    Oh man, you so weeeeeeird.

  • tOmy`

    Do you remember when “cliffhangers” meant “cliffhangers” and not “we have no fucking clue what we’re doing”?

    I miss those days.

  • Sully

    Good. I’ll be able to eat my Twizzlers® sans eye goop.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Err what? Nobody knew about her. And TFA certainly did not make the case that we should still give a crap.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Speaking of another Predator film:
    Trivia! Name the only two actors to have been killed by all three major modern movie monsters: the Alien, the Terminator, and the Predator.

    Don’t look it up!

  • The combat was pretty bad and unbalanced in W1 but I did like it in W2. There were some weird limitations, like the number of blocks but I definitely enjoyed it. I haven’t tried 3 either but I heard good things about it. Either way, the writing was probably the strongest part about the game (though the first one had some cringeworthy moments). I might be biased here, with Witcher being a Polish game but I generally enjoyed them all.

  • Tapeworm

    Do you remember when Carrie Fisher was only known for this?
    https://youtu.be/HSmkxy24iwc

  • dollar store cashier wife

    well considering they made it on 7589 levels of irony,cynicism and lazyness-yeah that’s a fair response.

  • tOmy`

    I know one.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Bill Cosby?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    >Keira Knightly
    >good actor

    Pick one.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Remember when Arnold was shirtless in a Robert Altman movie?

  • But that doesn’t mean the game is over, man.

  • Sully

    Damon Lindelof is constantly doing that shit. He’s made a career out it.

  • How dare you! IT WON SO MANY GAME OF THE YEAR YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!! OLD HAG!!!

  • Sully

    She’s a serviceable actor. I’ve never been taken out of a movie by her performance, I’ll say that.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Well fine, look it up. I don’t give a shit.

  • Had no idea. I don’t even remember the others.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    CDPR are Marvel of video games. They could film themselfs shitting in a jar for 3 hours and people would find ways to see they are doing something brilliant,innovative and respectful of gamers.

  • We are no fun. We know.

  • Sully

    Easy. SO EASY!!!!!!

  • tOmy`

    Well, Bill Paxton is one, right?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Yeah, but I thought he was the harder one to guess.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I absolutely loved all 7 books so I only got sad for not liking the games. Probably gonna give them another shot one day using dozens of mods to make combat better or smth.

  • He’s not even an actor Tomy. Geesh!

  • Palpatine

    Bill Paxton?

  • I played W2 for like 3 hrs or so and quit because I found the controls utter garbage.

  • She did play Natalie Portman well in Star Wars. She was as stiff as her. And reportedly, Portman’s own mother didn’t recognize she wasn’t her daughter on set while wearing make up.

    She was ok in Anna Karenina, however. I saw it only because my friends took me out to the cinema and they wanted to see it.

  • tOmy`

    For some reason, he is the first one that popped to my mind. But it was more of a wild guess, really.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I constantly get taken out of films with her performance. Even in a movie where she was supposed to play a crazy person I found her degree of overreacting to make me aware I’m watching made up shit and wasting the time of my lyfe.

    #thanks Keira!

  • Red Skeleton

    Oh I know…. but I mean are they ALSO checking for food? I mean, call my cynical but I could see them using it as an excuse to prop up their bottoms lines.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Lance Henrikson.

  • I did not know he was in P2.

  • Which is false, he wasn’t killed in Aliens.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Yeah, at least I don’t get the impression that the usher looking in my bag is prepared to see a submachine gun.

  • RLMkeepitup

    lance has also been killed by bigfoot, for what that’s worth

  • Mark Bisone

    Wasn’t he killed in that Alien’s vs Predators thing?

  • Does that count?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Well, that’s the arguable point. He wasn’t killed in the movie, but don’t you think his death was from the alien?

  • Palpatine

    He is. Which means I’m right!

  • tOmy`

    It’s death by the monster.

  • Well, fine. But those movies don’t exist in my book.

  • Mark Bisone

    Who killed him in that. Was it the giant skeleton dickheads or Rastafarian spider-faces?

  • RLMkeepitup

    what about alien III

  • What did you win anyway? A weekend with Worf? The Kurlin Nascar? Domjot tournament tickets?

  • tOmy`

    I have no clue, I am saying why he might fit the profile.

    I seen that movie once and I did my best to erase any and every memory of it.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    HINT: Sean Bean is somehow not one of them.

  • Ron Perlmans face is all I remember about Alien 4.

  • I think it was an alien queen, or something.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Avatar 2 has a logo! And James still has a hard on for the water! http://i.imgur.com/ZGtVZYr.jpg

  • Palpatine

    The Kurlin Naiskos. Oops, I already broke it:
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wOVkixm5MZA

  • Dat Papyrus.

  • We all do. Just slap some glue on it and it’s ok.

  • Mark Bisone

    Cameron and Bigelow were really incestuous with their actors for a while, and particularly those two. Technically speaking, they were also both killed by vampires as a result.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    “Oh, guys! guys! Check this out, ‘Avatar 2: Electric Boog- ah fuck it.'”

  • With a new version of the Papyrus font.

  • Palpatine

    Water! It’s fucking scary!

  • Captain_Prickhard

    *Aluminium foil

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Why does Papyrus only work with Avatar?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Avatar: Lambda Squad 2:: Lady Pegasus

  • Mark Bisone

    So, he’s just going to call it “Avatar” again? Too lazy to even add a “2”?

  • Because it was made in Windows XP…………..idunno.
    It’s gonna suck. But we might get a Plinkett review

  • Palpatine

    And maybe this time it won’t be 15 minutes long.

  • Sully

    Technically Lance Henriksen (Bishop) was killed in the crash during Alien3. He was later revived and killed a 2nd time by Ripley.

  • Sully

    Dope.

  • Mark Bisone

    Does this mean another wave a suicide by Furries, depressed they can’t fuck blue cats?

  • He was still operational. Ripley turned him off, not sure if permanently.

  • Wasn’t it 30 minutes? I think only the prequels are 1h+.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Will we see the return of the charismatic Sam Worthington?

  • Mark Bisone

    That’s another problem right there. Can a robot even be “killed”, given that it isn’t “alive” to begin with?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    If you restart your PC, is it clinically dead for a moment?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    More like Sam Worthnothing

  • Mark Bisone

    Sam Worthington as “Guy.”

  • RLMkeepitup

    you’re right, but she was impregnated with alien seed and probably under its mind control. #alien3matters

  • Palpatine

    The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and Star Trek ’09 reviews were over an hour.

  • tOmy`

    That logo would be so much better without that Papyrus and the flying rocks.

    The A itself is pretty badass design. You have sun, water, trees, air and I assume rocks all incorporated into one letter. Looks cool.

  • The wheel hair is a metaphor for……… hey they forgot about that. Anyway the hometree got blowd up and that’s a metaphor for………… hey who wrote this?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    2009’s Jai Courtney

  • the hair typo stays idontcare u kno i cnt spel

  • Captain_Prickhard

    They both discovered that they’re dead inside. No, seriously!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Avatar: No One Cares

  • Oh. I should rewatch them. Revenge of the Sith is down. Damn big corporations.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Avatar is a great contributor to Darwin awards.

  • My already aching stomach decided to ache even more. Thank you.

  • Mark Bisone

    Can’t they just paint their cats blue? Like I do to the neighbor’s cat when I catch it peeing on my petunias?

  • The water is forshadowing.

    #hindenburg

  • Domo

    I can’t help but notice that the blue bird’s testicles hang really low. Poor thing.

  • He was killed in the AvP movie.

  • Mark Bisone

    I thought that was the chain you pulled to make its wings flap.

  • tOmy`

    I assume so.

    Although I think someone in the design department wanted to have all the positive, nature elements in one letter. Imagine that A without the distracting background and the text and it looks more than fine.

    Wouldn’t mind having it on a white t-shirt. You know, if it wasn’t Avatar of course.

  • Sully
  • Hank_Henshaw

    It used to be like that here, but more and more movies are getting dubbed instead of the original language with subtitles. Even tv series on cable are getting dubbed in spanish as the standard option (fortunately, you can use the SAP audio if you want to listen to the original language). There’s no SAP in movie theaters.

  • Sully

    If you have to install new hardware to get it to turn back on then yes.

  • NicCagesHair

    Avatar 2:Dances With Wolves Again!!

  • She didn’t. She rebooted him in safe mode.

  • RLMkeepitup

    for the toy yes. in avatar universe it is the location of that species neural queue. you would interface with it there

  • Sully

    Which creature in the film killed him though?

  • They should have stuck with minimalism. Basic flat text with hardedges explaining the content. The doom text is badass.

    http://pixelvulture.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/download.jpg

  • Mark Bisone

    Maybe its my screen or my eyes, but I can’t make out the water in the image. It it the white stuff all around the edges? That looks more like someone hosed it down with semen.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Maybe he’s bringing Natalie Wood back from the dead.

  • Hang Lo is the new asian wisecracking sidekick I hear.

  • tOmy`
  • Captain_Prickhard

    I hear the plot revolves around a valuable natural resource called valuablenaturalresourcium.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Avatar: Y

    (as in “why?”)

  • tOmy`

    Did you know that Unobtanium is actually widely used in sci-fi?

    I thought Cameron was just lazy idiot, turns out he was just lazy.

  • TheManHole

    Hey look it’s the movie no body asked for.

  • TheManHole

    I did actually there is a great video about all the fictional metal’s we use but even more interesting unobtanium is something we are striving for in the real world.

  • Sully

    She had to hook him up to a new power source, and reboot him through some kinda computer to just to get him sorta working. I’d call that pretty f.u.b.a.r..

  • Does anyone know how I can watch the Revenge of the Sith review? It’s down at RLM

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Who goes to see a James Cameron film for the writting though? The man coudn’t write himself out of a paperbag.

  • tOmy`

    Yea, the concept of Unobtainium itself is much more appealing than “the rock Blue People have, semper-fi, ‘murica, let’s bomb trees.”

  • Sully

    Exactly. So he wasn’t technically killed by all 3 movie monsters.

  • Joe Syxpac

    This time it will be from the perspective of the local fauna, which continually get raped by the blue aliens.

  • TheManHole

    Who needs writing when you have two of the highest grossing films in history under your belt. At this point the man could release a Mc Donald’s commercial and break a billion domestically alone.

  • tOmy`

    Use the “t” word.

  • Hitler died on 9/11! Conspiracists confirmed! https://youtu.be/FdO27Zl10cc

  • He got the better end of the deal, I guess?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Avatar 2: Rising up from poverty and alcoholism, Na’vi nationalists fight for their rights only to be crushed by an FBI siege.

  • Sully

    About a billion asians disagree with you.

  • NicCagesHair

    I was rooting for the marines to blow the shit out of the those blue people the whole time.

  • Joe Syxpac

    “Tshi”?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I thought the only reason why he’s making these Avatar sequels is because he ran out of money for his deep sea exploration adventures?

    #you can never have enough money

  • TheManHole

    Oh gawd like Mike said in the Bullshit V Supershit dawn of justshit movie though we live that every day!

  • tOmy`

    If it’s Chinese for “straight up stealing that shit”, then yes.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Sam Worthington lives off of space tuna in Avatar 2.

  • tOmy`

    I don’t know if you heard the whole Avatar news, so here are more details:

    Cameron made the announcement on stage at CinemaCon, explaining, “We have decided to embark on a truly massive cinematic project, making four epic films, each of which stands alone but together forms a complete saga.” He also noted that while almost no one has seen the initial concepts for the films, those who have were left “speechless.”

  • NicCagesHair

    They then get placed on reservations, becoming forgotten about, marginalized communities. It’s all so real.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    The ones he’s ‘always dreamed about since he was a boy’? I watched that underwhelming documentary.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    MAKE PANDORA GREAT AGAIN

  • TheManHole

    Sea boondoggles ain’t cheep you know the man runs a business.

  • Palpatine

    Speechless how?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Badass Colonel is gonna build a wall

  • RLMkeepitup

    yes, all done in pov found footage

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Who were those people who saw dem concepts? The same people who laughed at Jorge’s bad jokes during The Phantom Menace production?

  • TheManHole

    And make them pay for it!

  • Mark Bisone

    They had their tongues surgically removed as part of their non-disclosure agreement.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Can’t talk while throwing up.

  • TheManHole

    Gawd really did this do well in china too! They didn’t even needless take the 3 act to China where the English speaking police make note of how great China is. Then again it was shot in 3D sooooooooo.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That colonel in Avatar was the best part of the movie and he died. Great idea, James.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    i.e. they weren’t allowed to speak unless spoken to by James

  • Palpatine

    “You’re listening to the music.”

  • Captain_Prickhard

    See, Maggit! Seeeeee??

  • Mark Bisone

    Hasn’t this asshole been plotting his “three epic saga sequels” for something like nineteen years? Or has he been shooting it all along, Boyhood-style?

  • Joe Syxpac

    “Laugh, goddamnit! Laugh like your life depends on it!”

  • Captain_Prickhard

    *shouting it all along

  • tOmy`

    They should have gone about it the more clever way.

    First and foremost, you have to introduce an internal plumbing to this forest elves nation so they don’t have to shit in woods. But since they don’t know how to do it, you propose building it for them.

    Now, you have to make sure that you use companies that do it for inflated prices, so the blue people of bumfuck nowhere cannot afford it. That’s when you offer them a loan from one of your banks, but you have to make sure that the interest rate is too steep for them to pay back, after which you offer them to pay you back in unobtainium, but obviously for a price below the actual market one.

    Repeat for couple of years and before the Pandorians know any better, build a Walmart on top of their Holy Tree, using their own cheap workforce, while their own kids eat dirt, and put a flag on it.

    Then jizz capitalism all over their faces and move onto planet 2.

  • caye74

    Avatar 2: Casino

    Natives open up intergalactic casino, De Niro and Pesci are on board as consultants, Sharon Stone turns blue, Ray Liotta get’s all Navi’ hooked on fire water

  • RLMkeepitup

    world of warcraft and the jungle book will break new ground, forcing Jim’s production to delay until he can engineer real navi

  • tOmy`

    According to AVC, he is building a real planet, because he said: “Next time I see you will be on Pandora.”

    That, or he just went mad.

  • Plot twist: he was just a Naavi with a human avatar and next time they are gonna fight versus…. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papa_Smurf#/media/File:Papasmurf1.jpg

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Proceeds to break like Colin

  • YES!

  • Joe Syxpac

    After the movie has been filmed they’ll be sold as surplus to the local furry populace.

  • Ooooooh, that’s ironic, right? Because it was never great. And. Full Stop.

  • caye74

    Avatar 2: Titanic

    Leo buys a ticket on biggest ship Na’vi ever built

    Ship hits some flying rock

  • Wizard Phoenix

    James then nukes the site from orbit

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Avatar 2: Na’vi royal family with no taste builds giant shopping mall/hotel in front of the Holy Tree.
    Oh wait, I meant the Saudi royals. Have you seen the monstrous hotel they built in Mecca? That little black cube is the kaaba – a long way from the National Geographic photos of old:
    http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/56619eddc345a127ee685686164676aebe6b1c6c/c=0-210-4957-3010&r=x1683&c=3200×1680/local/-/media/2015/09/11/USATODAY/USATODAY/635775759109057555-grand-mosque-mecca.jpg

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Avatar 2: Put Up A Parking Lot

  • Captain_Prickhard

    You mean Na’vi Reservation Casino

  • tOmy`

    Hundred bucks says that the new movie will feature drones.

    Or something as subtle as that.

  • I hate t’s and the risks they envolve. But I tried it and there are no seeders.

  • tOmy`

    Half of UK Vinyl Buyers Don’t Actually Listen to Their LPs, Survey Finds
    Only 52% of UK adults who reported buying vinyl in the last month said they had a turntable they currently use

  • Mark Bisone

    I wonder what other films that no one cares about anymore they’ll resurrect. A lot of people saw Will Smith’s “Handcock” when it came out. Maybe they can give that one the epic saga treatment.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    It’s been so long since the first one that no one even remembers it. May as well call this one a reboot.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Let them enjoy their fantasy. It’ll be a huge disappointment if they realize those things skip and you have to get off your ass to fix it.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • caye74

    Think on it, they could even make TV series about it, how casino runs day to day, handling the guests, exploring shady past of current employees…

  • tOmy`

    Not gonna lie, I have my precious ones only as a decoration, because the needle on my turntable is rather dodgy.

    I desperately wanna buy new one, but I am still kinda cheap to buy a proper one.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Another “You don’t understand the movie industrylike I do! It’s all about money!” newsflash from M. Landis.

  • Mark Bisone

    Yeah, he seems like the kind of narcissist who’ll eventually retreat into his mansion, grow 7-inch fingernails, and start using them like chopsticks to eat spiders.

    Either that or he’ll just drown because he thought he saw a mermaid or something.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Buy one of those laser buffering turntables. Only a few thousand dollars.

  • caye74

    I’ll comment in a bit after I watch it

  • TheManHole

    I want to see an epic trilogy of Halle Berry’s Catwoman. I mean why not right DC wants to make more movies for their expanded cinematic F̶a̶i̶l̶u̶r̶e universe.

  • Mark Bisone

    It’s the only way to be sure.

  • tOmy`

    You can get the basic DJ ones rather “cheap” with a proper scratching needle, so you won’t fuck em up that quickly.

    The thing is that once you want to buy DJ turntables, why not to buy actually good ones… well, and before you know it, you sell your parents to have some top of the line equipment that just collects dust.

    At least that’s how my brain works.

  • Palpatine

    What’s the big deal with this movie again?

  • tOmy`

    a) Is tragically beloved
    b) Asians

  • Captain_Prickhard

    ‘Game of Thrones’ (remember that?) will ‘end’ with two short seasons of 7 and 6 episodes, respectively.
    http://www.slashfilm.com/game-of-thrones-end-date/

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Scarlett Johansson is playing a super sexy cyborg cop in the future. Why complain?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    But there are no internationally famous or bankable Asian actresses.

  • caye74

    My thoughts exactly, I didn’t even realize that people are pissed about it

  • I blame Scarlett just because of this. I don’t want your movie.

  • tOmy`

    Well, quite obviously:

    a) We better not remake it in the first place
    b) That’s the problem

  • Palpatine

    After watching Avengers, I can’t complain. Oh wait, it’s based off an anime and the lady isn’t being played by an Asian. Now I’m mad!

  • Mark Bisone

    People in Japanese cartoons rarely look like “people”, let alone Japanese ones.

    What in the Sam Fuck is wrong with this “let’s protest everything” crowd? Do they get enough fiber? Too much fiber?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    And ScarJo shilled for that Zionist SodaStream contraption! For shame!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s not a remake actually. They adapted the awesome TV show….wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhyyyyyy?

  • Joe Syxpac

    The problem is:

    A) It’s kinda like a superhero movie.
    B) We desperately need more of those.

  • TheManHole

    There is always people pissed off about everything.

  • tOmy`

    *it’s based off one of the greatest animated movies, often described as “masterpiece”

  • Wizard Phoenix

    They love that Anita woman.

  • Hollywood can never make this. Matrix was close.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvBVDibOrgs

  • Wizard Phoenix

    They’re not that’s why we have The Laughing Man because hackers use his logo.

  • TheManHole

    Photo’s for the new Avatar movie already being leaked.

    http://imgur.com/GMNxquB

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • Wizard Phoenix

    James Horner’s final score has been leaked for the movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94bdMSCdw20

  • caye74

    Did the same people make gits 2? Wasn’t nearly good enough

  • tOmy`

    Then everyone should watch the freaking original.

    Once someone starts touching Mononoke Hime / Spirited Away, I’ll start shooting (even more) people.

  • TheManHole

    Might be too subtle for mainstream audiences.

  • Captain_Prickhard
  • Laughing man will be in the movie?

  • tOmy`

    deadmau5 can remix it then.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Played by Michael Pitt and not Steve Blum…..

  • Oh my Gord. Welcome to Snyderville 2.0.

  • caye74

    That kinda reminds of my habit of buying tools which end up just laying around pissing my missus off

    Maybe they buy it for covers? Looks good on the shelf?

  • Because they are peeing on Masamune’s rug.

  • She does have the right boobs for the job.


  • tOmy`

    Decoration + good investment + supporting bands.

    I guess that is the name of the game for many people.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    SJW’s claim Motoko Kusanagi isn’t sexualized. Excuse me but have you seen this clip from the show? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbyRSq2_SSI

  • Joe Syxpac

    There’s still a large segment of the population (Mike) that doesn’t respect animated movies. Even though half of today’s live action movies are technically animated.

    So if you make a live action anime you get to introduce it to a whole new group of people, plus you pull in all the old fans.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    What a brilliant genius. Telling us shit in video blogs that people have said a decade or two ago in two sentences on random film related internet forums.

  • caye74

    Maybe in the context of Anime tradition?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Probably because she can’t act for shit.

  • TheManHole

    Just CGI the boobs then my gawd Hollywood get your shit together or just hire this lady.

    http://imgur.com/i4AkoiX

  • Palpatine

    Most anime girls are sexualized. Even when I was five while watching Pokemon I noticed that!

  • caye74

    Wash your dirty mouth!

    Oh, you were talking about acting #takingmyblanketwithme

  • Kenji Kamiyama is the asian Michael Bay? I think they kept the series clean considering. It just had to have that I guess cus of jap culture. Eww.

  • TheManHole

    That’s what they call “Character development” in the anime world.

  • Mark Bisone

    Is her chest pregnant?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    alongside “plot”& “lore”

  • caye74

    You sure that’s not prequels set?

  • TheManHole

    Ohhh I get it the left cheek is called plot and the right lore thanks Japan!

  • Joe Syxpac

    With how narrow her hips are that’s the only way she could have kids.

  • Mark Bisone

    As usual, Cameron will donate all proceeds to his favorite charity: “My Big Ass Mansions, Planes, Submarines & All the Cool Shit I Put in Them” (or the MBAMPSACIPT, as its come to be known).

  • Mark Bisone

    No wonder Godzilla keeps attacking these fuckers.

  • tOmy`

    ‘Batman v Superman: Dawn Of Justice’ was originally four hours long

    The film’s editor says that streamlining the superhero mash-up movie was ‘a unique challenge’

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Now that’s just clickbait. Many movies have really long first cuts.

  • Just you wait. When Ridley Scott makes BR2 cyberpunk is back baby! Ow a sharp pain in my left arm and my eyes bleed. WHAT? Ghost in the Shell starring Dark Widow(whatever, I aint googeling your comicbook crap) OW my p*nis fell off.

  • Joe Syxpac

    I felt really bad for the editor when I was watching that movie.

  • Joe Syxpac

    I still haven’t seen a single episode.

  • caye74

    I realized I don’t really care about GiTS remake, I love original movie, maybe I will see remake if the trailer makes it look good. It already is great manga and great anime, it even spawned half decent anime series, so, remake, good or bad, will not ruin the original for me.

    It’s nice that they are going for live version, but, if they don’t try something new, why bother?

  • Well here is what the director made last time(his only time)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-UMNSVX7_I

  • tOmy`

    In a perfect world, there would be a fresh new cyberpunk trilogy already in works. Or, you know, actually good sci-fi.

    I hope that we will finally get to the point when Hollywood starts looking more into Aldiss and Strugatskys.

  • caye74

    oh shit.. well, I was right not to be excited 😀

  • Space Cop’s was 5 minutes.

  • tOmy`

    Yea, I read that.

    Another beautiful sign of HBO’s downfall.

  • Mark Bisone

    And screening it for the director was a eunuch challenge.

  • caye74

    I don’t like GoT, will internet hate me?

  • caye74

    Lot’s of Strugatsky stuff can be made on the cheap, I am surprised there are no low budget adaptations

    But, I think between you and me nobody read them

  • tOmy`

    They are quite popular here.

    I saw both Stalker and Hard To Be A God, both beautiful movies that are pretty fucking far from the source material anyway, so there would be no problem with remaking them with a story on par with the book, creating something neat.

    Not to mention that these books are freaking short and turning them into script is hardly a problem, since they are structured as a goddamn movie to begin with.

    Same goes for Far Rainbow.

  • Maybe they should have released it as two movies. Maybe they’d actually recoup the costs because those mouthbreather fans would want to see the conclusion no matter how shit the first part was.

  • I think he has the visuals for a “Hollywoodysed” GitS even if they are Snyderesc at times. I think the meat and potatoes of the story will be pure watered down shcmultz. As hard as I am on Scarlett Johanssen there are ways to make her work. If she gives a more silent expressive performance it could give drive her character but I think as soon as she opens her mouth she will ruin everything. I fail to see them making this anything more than a bland let’s try this movie.

  • Or like she runs around naked when she turns invisible?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Harry Kent and The Deadly Bats pt.1&pt.2

  • Putin could make them. Reboot the easternblock movie industry.

  • Everybody loved the Oldboy remake, right? RITE? WOOOO!

  • Mark Bisone

    Just play a few hours of “Dungeons & Dragons” with a group of awkward, sexually-frustrated 15 year-olds. You’ll have the plot of the at least the first two seasons covered.

  • tOmy`

    Well: https://youtu.be/BhsW42eDfQo?t=18s

    Still a better movie than Hollywood could make.

  • caye74

    Here as Central/Easter Europe you mean

    Dead Mountaineer’s Hotel screams for claustrophobic thriller treatment

  • dollar store cashier wife

    nah. more like on par with a movie hollywood would make.

  • This movie seems to have everything. Manhole material?

  • caye74

    Didn’t like the movie, great books though

  • tOmy`

    Well… I actually wanted to stream it here once, but to be honest, I love that movie. Like a lot. Not a schlock, just freaking bizarre.

    Plus I am a big fan of the books.

  • tOmy`

    I don’t think Hollywood would take this many chances and make a movie this fucking bizarre.

    Then again, they did “help” a lot with the second one and that pretty much killed the franchise.

  • Still haven’t seen org Oldboy.

  • tOmy`

    ????????

  • caye74

    The Departed was decent

  • Good film for Octopus haters like yourself.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    You do realise Timur Bekmambetov currently works in hollywood making shit like Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and the upcoming Ben-Hur remake? This movie was like his meal ticket.

  • Palpatine

    Those question marks go well with your profile picture. It’s like you’re actually confused.

  • You heard me you Czech scum!!!!!

  • Yeah, it was good despite Leonard NiCaprio.

  • caye74

    Well, now you know what to watch on Sunday night

  • Sully
  • tOmy`

    I know, I know. But that doesn’t mean they would make a movie like this. I just think it’s too bizarre.

    Maybe they should give it to Lynch and do the whole trilogy once again. This time actually finishing it.

    BTW: Remember that movie Kontroll we watched? That guy ended up doing Predators, so yea…

  • Ben-Hur? Wow! I’d watch it for laughs.

  • It’s ok, he can’t feel pain.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s a fun film to watch with your whole family. Put it on when your wife will be in a romantic mood too.

  • tOmy`

    Yea, it’s kinda shitty they never gave us a movie based on the second book, but hey.

    I still love it tho.

  • 失望鴨肉烹飪

  • caye74

    Actually, I don’t remember any other decent remake

  • TheManHole

    Boobs because you can’t motor boat her personality.

  • caye74

    More of a date movie I say

  • Scarface.

  • Ssssh.

  • TheManHole

    Gawd my computer at work is so old all I see is boxes with numbers in them.

  • caye74

    I was thinking of Asian to USA, there are some good remakes of old old movies

  • Palpatine

    Can you translate the back of the SOS box?

  • tOmy`

    That’s racist.

  • 我不說話亞洲

  • 讓你的屁股在與我們蒸汽和播放射精消費熱潮!!

  • caye74

    It would’ve been fantastic if they did the whole thing, castles of Scotland, launching into outer space, fights on mountain tops …

  • If GitS would be directed by Luc Besson and given the 5th Element treatment I’d love it already!

  • Nah, thanks.

  • tOmy`
  • caye74

    Isn’t Czech Republic already short enough? Bohemia?

  • What is going on exactly?

  • caye74

    Luc Besson is has been for a loooong long time

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Which of the two (current) countries is getting a new name? Both are?

  • tOmy`

    We are getting a brand new name and I was making a joke that nobody cares since people call us Czechoslovakia anyway.

  • tOmy`

    Czech Rep. Slovakia already has a shorter name. You know… Slovakia.

  • TheManHole

    Wait that’s not the name?

  • Captain_Prickhard
  • TheManHole

    I love that stuff had some today for lunch.

    http://imgur.com/coMT0B1

  • Captain_Prickhard

    “The tone is an awkward mix of savage jungle naturalism and cuddly animal antics, and it only confuses things further when the filmmakers throw in a couple of songs from the original [1967 Disney] movie.”
    -Las Vegas Weekly

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Is she Czech or Slovak?

  • Joe Syxpac

    I vote for Pandora.

  • TheManHole

    http://imgur.com/FYmw2MU

    It’s not just the women.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I wish my country went back to its old name. Now it has a political denomination in the name. Theoretically, the political denomination was to honor the country’s founding father, but in truth, it’s to honor the ruling party’s supposed ideology (which isn’t an ideology). It’s complicated.

    All in all though, the country’s name is the least of this place’s problems.

  • Screw RT!

  • Mark Bisone

    See, I look at a picture like this and again wonder what this ScarJo business is about. If anything, most anime characters look like racist cartoons of white people: Pointy noses, alabaster skin, huge blue eyes and every possible (and impossible) hair color but brown.

    ScarJo possibly isn’t white enough to play one.

  • Mark Bisone

    They split up harder than Destiny’s Child.

  • Tapeworm

    Can we just make it Narnia?

  • Tapeworm

    That name is so 1992

  • Sully

    Las Vegas has an issue with savage naturalism mixed with fruity music?

  • Sully

    THEY WERE PAID BY DISNEY TO GIVE THOSE
    NEGATIVE REV– Oh wait…

  • Hank_Henshaw

    If you are upset about being called Czechoslovakia, imagine how Slovakia must feel… it’s like they don’t even exist.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    So what was wrong with sharing a country with a bunch of Slovaks anyways? You people can’t share?

  • Tapeworm

    Historically, the merge made less sense than the split. But then, I like me some Slovaks. Occasionally.

    Edit: Btw, it’s your fault, we threw in Slovakia to basically look more appealing to US as an independent nation.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    ‘Cooking [For] Slovaks’

  • TheManHole

    I know right in Canada we share the country with the French. If that’s not tolerance then fuck you.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Like Serbia an Montenegro. Which eventually had split (like the country’s name wasn’t hint enough).

  • Mark Bisone

    “Cooking [Fo][u][r] Slovaks”

  • Tapeworm

    Mon merde!

    That means “My mother!” I believe.

  • I think Joan of Arc is the weirdest movie ever. It has a crazy Jovowich, a scarecrow Jesus, campy fight scenes, a cowled Hoffman playing Satan, Malkowich in a bathtub, really weird editing, an overall campy tone and so much more. And the coronation of Malkowich. Try not to laugh You get this movie if you laugh at this point.

    It’s a master piece.

    He just looks so lost and out of place in this movie. I love how Besson frames the faces. I think it has a very nice style to it that makes everything tilted awkward and weird.
    https://youtu.be/8CvfikgMxd0?t=27s

    Also some more schmultz.
    https://youtu.be/UP84OI9jGS4?t=1m38s

  • Captain_Prickhard

    I think the OberTrumpenfuhrer’s mail-order bride, Vampyra, might be from Slovakia.

  • Mark Bisone

    Have you ever smelled a Slovak, after its had a long day of rooting through the garbage?

  • Would you guys JUST JOIN RUSSIA ALREADY! I anin’t buying a new Atlas every year cus of you.

  • tOmy`

    I don’t mind them as long as they stay east of our border.

    Them and their puny currency.

  • tOmy`

    Nobody uses “Republic” in their short name, that is the problem.

  • Mark Bisone

    Cz’publica, fuck yeah.

  • TheManHole

    Yeah “join” Russia like the Ukraine did!

  • Tapeworm

    Ivana Trump was czech. And Ivanka is like a cutesy way to say “tiny Ivana” in czech.

  • tOmy`

    We all been there.

    Didn’t like it that much.

    THANKS, WORLD!

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Oops. Slovenia, three seconds of internet research reveals.
    #alldayhackfrauding

  • Sully

    Not physical pain, but he looked pretty sad when Ripley slapped the lunch outta his hands…

  • Mark Bisone

    I’ve always said that Besson is a bit like Tommy Wiseau with talent, and investors who can say “no.”

    (Or “non”, as the case may be).

  • Tapeworm

    I absolutely forgot about Ghost in the Shell remake going on. But then, I overghostintheshelled myself in my early 20s, the movies, the show, the manga…remake something I haven’t seen million times, dammit.

  • tOmy`

    Different language, different cultural values (a lot opposed to fuck all) and the general way they exist.

    Also they have a weird fashion sense, about two cities that are worth almost mentioning, a place they literally call “jungle” and an inclination towards fascism.

    They are basically Chinese knock-off of Ukraine,

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I grew up as quite the admirer of anime.

    I could not give a hot (or cold, or lukewarm) shit about this Ghost in the Shell film, the manufactured controversy and feigned outrage, or the fact that the same people complaining about it are the same people that will all be there opening night.

    Bah. Humbug.

  • TheManHole

    Will you defer your motion to allow a commission to explore the validity of your accusations?

  • Earth

    HOW DARE YOU NOT BE ANGRY ABOUT A SHOW I ONLY FOUND OUT ABOUT YESTERDAY!

  • Tapeworm

    As I come from (and you do too, but less, city boy) from a place that is literally 30 minutes of a bike ride to Slovakia, the language difference I never felt, because of my dialect (which now has changed into the horrible way Prague people talk)

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Is live-action anime going to be a thing now? I just read there’s a bidding war between studios vying for the Pokemon rights.

  • Sully

    On topic post of the day:

    Max Landis explains why you’re a racist asshole and Hollywood is not…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=747cvo8Lkjw

  • TheManHole

    Mike put it best

    http://imgur.com/tRXgRbk

  • Sully

    I blame Andrew The Wachowski’s.

  • Tapeworm

    To get back to Hardcore Henry – if that trends somehow picks up (can’t imagine it but maybe in some more subte ways) and VR becomes a main videogame thing, this world will make me puke slightly more than before.

  • tOmy`

    Oh, yea, I know, I love Slovakia (to certain degree) and I have obviously a lot of Slovak friends, it’s just fun to make jokes about their shithole, because they do too.

    It’s hard for them to strike back since these conversations usually take place in a Czech pub where they drink Czech beer because they are studying at a Czech UNI.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Now let’s get back on track and talk about AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIDDDDDSSSS

  • Earth

    FUCK OFF WITH YOUR RATIONAL EXPLANATIONS I WANT TO BE ANGRY AND PUNCH SOMETHING!

  • Tapeworm

    36.9 million [34.3 million–41.4 million] people globally were living with HIV by the end of 2014.

    rofl

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Name any of the big ones you want.

    Cowboy Bebop. Evangelion. If they made a film out of any these (genuinely good) shows and cast an actor I didn’t like, I still wouldn’t care.

    It’s long been a rumor that anime would be next in line for live action film source material mining. If it’s on the verge of happening, so be it. I have zero interest in seeing live action anime films.

  • Tapeworm

    If any of them makes money it will stick, but if not, it will quicky die. The fad of modernized fairy tales is easier to exploit when you don’t have to deal with rights and sharing the profit.

  • Earth

    I have genuinely not heard of any of these.

  • tOmy`

    Ladies and gents, the Twin Peaks shooting is a wrap!

    More seasons maybe to come.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I mean, they’re good. If you have a passing interest, check them out. But I ain’t about to get all worked up.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    We’re all fans of the big three; Twin Peaks, AIDS, and 9/11.

  • Tapeworm

    Seriously though, how the fuck’s Annie?!

  • Sully

    Is she okay? Is she okay…

  • Hank_Henshaw
  • tOmy`

    You gonna have to read the book for that.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    You know, I once mentored that Space Mahdi or whatever the fuck he called himself. Don’t do drugs, kids.

  • Mark Bisone

    Sounds awful! Good thing you guys have functioning immigration laws.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Do they take the subway? Then, yes.

  • Tapeworm

    You don’t wanna buy that brand of canned worms.

  • tOmy`

    They don’t have a subway.

  • Tapeworm

    Only cool people have a subway.

  • Evangelion is a Snyder movie about Martha but Martha is a dad and a 14 year old has to fight alien monsters with a giant robot. Then the movie goes full Stamos into mystisism and mankind merges with the original creation diety or whatever. Study this chart to fully understand the movie.

    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/29/63/47/29634729a9a9e86df041c56364259109.jpg

  • Captain_Prickhard
  • Mark Bisone

    Does this mean you don’t want to make the Czech Republic Great Again?

  • TheManHole

    Logic checks out
    http://imgur.com/CDotswb

  • tOmy`

    No, cool people have a fully functional integrated department of transport that allows for regular night buses and works its way towards banning cars in the city center and creating bike lanes.

    Slightly less cool people have to mole their way under the tarmac jungle.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    So, I finally got to play SC2: Legacy of the Void. Sure, the storyline was simplistic, and the heroes were good and pure, and the big evil monster was evil, and got defeated in the end (which I’m OK with, as a SC3 is unlikely to ever happen, so a happy ending was warranted). Still, the campaign was fun and kinda challenging.

  • tOmy`

    We gave up on that dream during the last elections.

  • Sully

    As a fox I’m not that bothered at the sight of human roadkill.

  • Mark Bisone

    So run in one of ours. Your platform seems to have a lot of takers, lately.

  • tOmy`

    Yea! Beer and… uhm… smoking… gambling… marijuana… uhm… Fuck yea!

  • tOmy`

    Send us someone really religious. We have a special treat for those…

  • tOmy`

    But what is your APM?!

  • tOmy`

    Yea, that thing came here too.

    I think it’s going bankrupt.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Look at all those glamorous Detroit-built cars!

  • Palpatine

    Does that stand for Space Cop 2?

  • Mark Bisone

    Is there sovereign paperwork or a line for something like that? Or can we just, like, sneak him in through a hole in a fence?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Oh god, I used to watch those tournaments when I played SC2. Kill me.

  • tOmy`

    You can pretty much come and go, here. We don’t even have boarders. Like, seriously. When traveling via highway, you might miss the boarder between countries.

  • tOmy`

    I still watch them from time to time. It’s fine progaming, I allow it.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Probably horrible. Never played SC2 online, my only online gaming these days is for HotS.

  • Mark Bisone

    It’s a turn-based, tactical hot dog simulation. On a grid.

  • So I’ve been asking around the Internet about a popup with Mark Zuckerberg appearing on the facebook messenger window. Anyone here gets a popup?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Why their ad agency foisted that schlub on us for over a decade, I’ll never understand.

  • tOmy`

    Not yet, I heard there is a change coming. Something about FBI stealing my shit again.

    Come on, FBI, you can steal it via torrents too! I won’t tell anyone… geee, bunch of kids.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Actual tagline for Space Cop 2: Party’s over, kids.

  • Mark Bisone

    That’s good news. A lack of properly defended borders between disparate, culturally-incompatible nation states has worked out pretty well for Europe in the past.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Other hint I might be terrible online is I hadn’t touched Zerg gameplay since Brood Wars. That last mission of Legacy of the Void really fucked me up when it forced me to play as Zerg. I was completely clueless about what to do.

  • tOmy`

    It doesn’t matter, really. If Germany was to attack us again, we wouldn’t even be able to defend that boarder.

    I mean shit, we have like 2 tanks and I bet one of them is missing the gun. As I said many times, our current strategy for invasion situation is politely asking if we can at least finish our beer first.

  • Malevolence

    “Have you seen that round boy? He can’t run fast!” I died…..

  • tOmy`

    Ah. I thought it’s about something else.

    Meh, I didn’t have a new message, except like 18 different girls sending me their nudes. Obviously.

    Routine.

    Like… really, guys.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    When asked what was the “I ❤ SC” poster they used to have at the BotW screening room, I always said the “SC” was short for StarCraft.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Mark Bisone

    Don’t worry. ‘Murica will have your backs, as usual.

    #Ingrates

  • tOmy`

    Yea, I heard they rebuilt Dresden, better nuke that place this time around.

  • Mark Bisone

    I’m working on it! But I keep getting distracted by terrible movies.

  • It’s weird. Haven’t had i virus in years. My AV don’t find it. I will reinstall the OS if it I don’t find a solution.

  • tOmy`

    Google that shit first, usually helps.

    There is this cool thing I forgot what is called that you need to download onto a flashdrive and then boot PC / laptop from that flashdrive and it shuts down all the functions, allowing to work around viruses.

    A lot of nifty stuff like that around. It’s usually better to go through some comment sections (note: not this one) to check for possible solutions before sacrificing porn history.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    You know, at one point in TFA, Finn points up in the sky and yells:
    Finn: That’s one hell of a pilot!

    I guess it hadn’t been made clear. Also, why am I reliving that horror?

  • Mark Bisone

    I’m old enough to remember a time when nude girls used to install a different kind of virus in me.

  • tOmy`

    You know, I forgot that scene, so when I was rewatching the movie, I almost choked on my vomit for the second time in a year.

    Thanks, JJ.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    His name is Fartman

  • I did use the F-secure suite until 3 weeks ago. I’ll try to reinstall it.

  • tOmy`

    Try Malwarebyte (it’s free) and obviously restore Win to like… couple of days ago.

    Or use Windows Defend- bwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa.

  • tOmy`

    I unfortunately know most of SC only as a passive viewer. I did play some SC1 on LANs, but I am more of a C&C cheerleader.

  • Mark Bisone

    Is that moment something that lots of people hate?

    I was probably one of the last people in NYC to see TFA. Caught it three days before it was going out of my local theaters, in a theater with six people. I confess I’m not up on what everyone likes and/or hates, but I don’t remember having a problem with that shot.

  • caye74

    After disaster that was x files, I am cautiously optimistic

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Me neither. I remember thinking “You know, Finn, you’re right. That guy’s good at killing things.”

  • tOmy`

    I don’t know, the writing sometimes does come off utterly stupid.

    Like when Rey says: “I never thought there is so much green in the galaxy.”

    It does sound pretty neat, till you give it a second thought and realize she might be the most stupidest person since Nute Gunrey.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Why are you talking about a line of dialogue and not the fact that Oscar Isaac pre-Julliard played Detective Fartman?!

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Fair warning: I hate many things that most people don’t notice or even love with all their heart and soul.

  • caye74

    I hope not, I like my anime as it is thank you very much

  • Mark Bisone

    This is an excellent point. If only Jessi was still around to deliberate.

  • TheManHole

    I think that was the best review the movie has gotten.

  • tOmy`

    My favorite is still: “The best disappointment of the year.”

    It’s just… perfect.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    This needs to be a Best of the Worst movie so eventually Oscar Isaac can be a guest.

  • TheManHole

    Yeah then we got Batvillain v Supervillain dawn of hypocrisy

  • Mark Bisone

    Why don’t we just head to the executive lounge and disembowel it ourselves? I’ve got 87 minutes to kill.

  • caye74

    While we are on the subject,

    GiTS
    Evangelion
    Akira
    Cowboy Bebop
    Serial Experiments Lain
    Ergo Proxy

    ..those are all really old titles, are there any good new anime?

  • caye74

    Well, thank you 🙂

  • tOmy`

    Wait, are you Slovakian?

  • TheManHole

    I think his avatar makes it clear that he is.

  • Mark Bisone

    Am I correct in thinking that the rise in superhero movies starring destructive, Nietzschean anti-heros is a sign of Western civilization on the cusp of once more slipping into a savage Dark Age. You decide!

    (But the answer is “Yes.”)

  • caye74

    Slovakian descent apparently, but my ancestors made a grave mistake and came to Croatia

  • caye74

    It’s a Moomin, and they are from Finland I kid you not 😀

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Mormon? Don’t answer the door!

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    You’re asking the wrong guy. The only kind of newer one I’ve watched is Mushi-Shi, and that was like 10 years ago.

  • Palpatine

    By the way, here’s the music video that inspired Hardcore Harriet:
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgox84KE7iY

  • Captain_Prickhard

    ‘Have you seen those roundboys?’

  • tOmy`

    I kinda expected everyone seeing it already. It’s great!

  • tOmy`

    They are really milking that narrative lately, ain’t they…

  • Mmm… milking.

  • Like Icare

    Just saying “It’s so green.” would have sufficed.
    She’s an actress. Have her ACT amazed.

    It’s a sign when this has better lines:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8EFVDq0crs

  • tOmy`

    I still think POV should be used preferably for insanity like this:

    https://youtu.be/R1NagZN2kjY?t=1m13s

  • Like Icare

    Spice is a one hell of a drug…

  • Palpatine

    I thought it was a fun video. Song was cool too.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Red Letter Cows

  • Mark Bisone

    Sample lyrics:

    I am the son of rock’n’roll
    I got the masses under my control
    I like to drink, I love the dope
    I want your money and I want your hope

    I’m only here for myself
    I’ve got a big fuck you for everybody else
    Not only empty but empty and loud
    I wonder if my father is proud

    Sounds like the subtitles to every political campaign speech since the 1930’s.

  • Trask

    I like that it isn’t an hour and a half long.

  • Trask

    You sure decompose fast.

  • Captain_Prickhard
  • Palpatine

    Derka derka, Muhammed Jihad!

  • caye74

    Mr Robot season 2!

    https://youtu.be/Flvau2Ffmbk

    Oh, nice use of Haendel’s Sarabande, I’m not sure if this is some kind of Barry Lyndon reference, hmmm

  • tOmy`

    *shrieks inconsistently, wets the bed, comes all over screen*

    Also… uhm… Spoilers?

  • tOmy`

    I went to their Facebook channel to see the PR stuff (yea, they are already doing the creepy foreshadowing stuff) and the most liked comment under the video is:

    “To the people who don’t like this show, it’s because you’re blind to the realities of what’s actually going on in the world. And this show is so spot on with a lot of things. Some people can’t handle real reality lmao”

    Uhm… I think there is a lot of people who still have problems grasping what is the show about. It’s kinda strange.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    uh-oh. Wire 2.0. cult of pseudo-intelectual douchebags? “it’s the greatest piece of art ever made duude…cause it’s like and realistic&shit…and that’s deep bro!…too big for little minds like yours!”

  • Mark Bisone

    It’ll, like, blow your mind, bro. It’s what The Man doesn’t want you to see!

  • tOmy`

    No, it’s the other way around.

    It’s like they missed the freaking point and noticed only the upper crust of the show. I heard a lot of people saying they stopped watching because it looks like another anti-capitalist, anti-consumerist paranoia and they are, at least from my pov, clearly wrong.

    But I don’t understand how people who love that show claim that. That goes like against its very premise.

    On the other hand, nobody knows jack shit at this point. Have you started yet?!

  • Like Icare

    Anything with a built-in fan base.

  • tOmy`

    It kinda does and it kinda is. But for other reasons.

    And The Man doesn’t give a fuck.

  • Mark Bisone

    I caught an episode once. Eh.

    For me,it’s basically like taking a remedial course, or reading the CliffsNotes for a Neil Postman or Eric Vogelin book.

  • tOmy`

    I am not gonna get into it, because as couple of us said here many times, discussing the show without spoilers is basically impossible.

    But yea, “catching an episode” of this show is kinda meaningless.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    nope! teehee

  • Sully
  • RLMkeepitup

    so friggin cool

  • tOmy`

    Well, better get into it, summer is coming fast.

  • Mark Bisone

    Maybe…but over the years I have cultivated the sort of brain that’s proven to be very accurate when it comes to predicting creative decisions, particularly when it comes to mass entertainment

    I’ve also built up an immunity to iocane powder.

  • Hey, there’s a new item at the RLM Merch shop! Those frauds can’t even spell right. http://i.imgur.com/xEribFT.jpg

  • Like Icare

    It’s closer to a Lynch than to a Snyder.

    It starts off as a regular big robot show. Then shit keeps getting weirder and weirder.
    Then there are little girls in bathtubs, little boys masturbating to little girls, old guys with creatures in their hands touching little girls’ breast and melting with it… blood, blood, blood, blood… what the fuck just happened? Human instrumentality. DEAD SEA SCROLLS!!! Mommy issues! Daddy issues! Teacher issues! Penguin issues! ANXIETY!ANXIETY!ANXIETY!ANXIETY!

    The real kicker is that you keep thinking “This will make sense in the end, somehow.” – and then it doesn’t.
    Oh… yeah… and the director had a nervous breakdown somewhere near the end of the show. And then the budget ran out.

  • tOmy`

    While that is very possible and I believe you, the reason a lot of us fall in love with the show is that show constantly fucks you over in a way you both see coming and in ways you don’t see coming.

    And both of them are kinda the whole point. But yea, I will wipe the jizz out of my screen, I circlejerked to this show way too many times by now, but I strongly suggest watching one of the most unique things on TV, especially during the golden age of TV.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Is it pasteurized? Or is Mike one of those Raw Milk Freedom advocates?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    So is it Rich Evans man milk or is Rich Evans a missing child?

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Farmed free range? The Twitch streams suggest “no,” but asking for a friend.

  • The fuck… Is that Denver the Dinosaur’s retarded cousin?

  • tOmy`

    Here are some other news you can briefly comment on and then promptly forget about them:

    – Don’t hold your breath for a Sopranos prequel
    – Edward Snowden begins his electronic music career
    – Zombieland 2 is probably happening, now that it has a new logo
    – Tim Miller wants a Deadpool/Spider-Man crossover so bad
    – Daredevil showrunners will also tackle The Defenders series

  • Mark Bisone

    Will do. My wife actually loves it, and keeps insisting that I watch.

    From what little I saw of it, I can at least say that I did not detect the usual, tired, wornout Chomskyite narrative that has infected similar fare since I was in diapers.

  • Like Icare

    Cowboy Bebop is one of the best shows ever. Of any kind.
    Seriously. Music alone is worth the ride.

    GitS is several shows, based on a manga.
    Same characters – slightly different universes.
    Mamoru Oshii movies are more philosophical and artistic.
    Series are more actiony.
    Also pretty fucking great music. Because Yoko Kanno.

    Ergo Proxy is a GitS wannabe.
    Akira and Lain are classics… but Akira was copied so much by now that it feels derivative.
    And Lain may go a bit too much into whole philosophical thing.

  • Who are The Defenders? Discount Avengers?

  • tOmy`

    I think its main strength is knowing damn well what it’s doing and letting it go (kinda odd, but you will get it), while focusing on other ways to catch you unprepared.

    The whole anti-consumerism vibe that is very logically present can seem like something that could put you off, but carefully watching the show uncovers realization that it might not exactly be true.

    Actually, the whole point of the show is very carefully viewing it, because what the show does masterfuly is fucking with audience on unprecedented levels. It feels like: “Oh, you saw that coming? Well we knew you saw that coming, that’s the joke, now here are 8 different middlefingers for you thinking you figured this shit out.”

    It’s not flawless, but I don’t think I have ever seen a show that begs you so much for reviewing it to catch every and any detail you might have skipped (and boy, are there MANY of those), while breaking the 4th wall like it’s one of them Japanese paper walls, just to deliver on a very… extraordinary experience.

  • Sully

    I don’t know, but I want it to die.

    Maybe a trailer will change my mind, but so far…

  • junkevil

    They’re a new team from the shows using an old name from the comics.

  • tOmy`

    Jessica Jones + Daredevil + Iron Fist + Luke Cage.

    Punisher pending.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    So woudn’t “The Edgelords” be a catchier and more appropriate name for them?

  • Donald Trump becomes a limp-wristed Canadian socialist.

  • Mark Bisone

    He becomes Ted Cruz?

  • tOmy`

    Coollords would be better. But wouldn’t say edgy. It is both too crazy / obvious and at the same time reserved to be “edgy”.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Originally: Hulk, Namor, Dr. Strange and the Silver Surfer.

    Namor. Criminally underused gem of the Marvel Universe.

  • Like Icare

    Remember that time when studios were churning out westerns?
    Ok, ok… anyone who actually remembers that time is probably dead now, but you know what I mean.

    Well… all this is the equivalent of Stagecoach and such.
    Audience is already reaching saturation levels with superheros.
    And yet there’s at least a whole decade more of such movies to come.

    If anything, the whole Nietzschean bullshit will become the equivalent of a 10-gallon hat and a tin star as symbols of justice.
    https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8203/8156701177_6fcd06fd11_b.jpg

  • junkevil

    Nah, It’s Pete’s Dragon, old and I presume new. I recall liking the movie as a kid but seeing it now they both look pretty bad.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Ah, wait. Forgot the Silver Streaker.

  • Mark Bisone

    Personally, I can’t wait for the franchise to get around to The Bystanders: a group of brave, anonymous citizens who spark hashtag campaigns over critical issues like racism in Anime movie casting, and lions who got shot in the face by dentists.

  • junkevil

    They’re on a quest to right every perceived wrong in the world. Based on nothing but their own narrow viewpoints and opinions. Armed with nothing but their keyboards. The Bystanders.

  • tOmy`

    Well, then you are in for a treat, because as we found out, there is a show called Damage Control in works, that focuses on…

    … wait for it …

    The poor sobs that clean up after all the superhero mass-destruction extravaganza.

  • tOmy`

    “The Bystanders… you sorta accept their viewpoint because it’s 23:00 on a Sunday night and you don’t feel like arguing, especially because there is a slice of a pizza left.”

  • Palpatine

    Yes. They include Steel Guy, Commander Canada, the Amazing Bulk, Hercules, Brown Recluse, and Eagle-Eye.

  • tOmy`

    Hey, you should watch those, Marvel 7/10 fanboi, get your geek on and fall through the rabbit hole of deeper understanding…

    … you know, as in: how could possibly falling buildings affect people who live next-door.

    Fucking Dostoyevsky ain’t got говно on that.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    “Audience is already reaching saturation levels with superheros.”

    Average movie goers or us the loud minority of internet? Cause even a “flop” like BvS gets 800 million $ down at the box office [of suckers].

  • Captain_Prickhard

    As one publication put it last week, it’s the “SmashFlop” of the Year!

  • Palpatine

    Commander Canada: The Spring Warrior is the best one.

  • tOmy`

    “Well, at least I didn’t have to pay for my healthcare.”

    Captain Actual America: The Civil War

  • Mark Bisone

    You mean they actually *do* things? How disappointing.

  • Mark Bisone

    “If there’s a meme, there’s a way.”

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Don’t forget their rival super team: The Tenacious Tumblrinas.

  • Palpatine

    Ew.

    Ooh, Bryce Dallas Howard’s in it!

  • tOmy`

    I hope their logo is this:

    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/LXqh1-BAOy4/maxresdefault.jpg

    (I know, I know, that was a weird association. But I had couple of beers, so allow me to indulge myself.)

  • Sully

    The only draw I’ve seen thus far.

  • tOmy`

    Nobody becomes Ted Cruz. You get created, assembled and, with a bit of luck, thrown the fuck away.

  • tOmy`

    I know that most of you (bwaahahahahaaaaa) know about this, but “we” have a brand new World Record in Super Mario Bros.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev-QpxN8wPo

  • Mark Bisone

    These all sound like bad things. I mean, some also sound like things that could be unintentionally hysterical, but that usually requires the humiliation of filmed actors to really seal the deal.

  • tOmy`

    You there, outspoken person, any thoughts about Death Note? I wonder how it is viewed within the community that actually gives a shit about these things.

  • Mark Bisone

    Did you just compare John Ford to Zack “Fast-Slow” Snyder?

    For shame.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    *Insert dated comment about him not getting laid after this or some such whatever*

  • What a hoser. I’d punch that spaz nerd in the face but I’m too lazy!

  • tOmy`

    Or getting paid more than 80% of us.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    what’s with the heart rate gimmick? I thought that was reserved for people who play scary games-you know Slender,Call of Duty,Amnesia and any MOBA game ever made.

  • tOmy`

    Ha, didn’t notice that.

    Actually, I have never noticed that before. Odd. Speedrunners don’t do this crap often.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    This makes me so fucking angry. I’ve been trying to do a casual speed run but I suck and can’t hit the 4-2 screen drag to warp pipe trick. Still, awesome run.

  • tOmy`

    As someone who is currently “speed-running” Deus Ex: Human Rev with a hope to put the live stream for you on Monday, I know how it feels.

    This is both a shameless promotion and most likely a cry for help.

  • Palpatine

    Soon to be interviewed on Pre-Rec via cell phone speaker: that guy!

    #Mario

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Can’t wait to be only viewer!

    #we da the best at twitch

  • tOmy`

    It’s gonna be especially miserable.

    But I did shave off like 20 minutes of some parts. I did finish the game 3 times this week.

    I feel lonely. And very, very sad. And that is when booze comes into play.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    What’s your channel, I will follow.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    good god man, type it in real quick my gf needs the laptop!

  • tOmy`

    Oh, I will let you know when it happens. I started the chan randomly as a drunken idea here. I just sorta sank into Deus Ex again and figured out:

    Well. I kinda love the game. Let’s see how fast can I go through it. That was like a month ago and I keep replaying it and stuff.

    I was more inclined to streaming UT4 actually, but as of now, I am playing on wi-fi and upload tanks my ping.

  • tOmy`
  • dollar store cashier wife

    twitch.tv/cheerleadertits69donatenowplz/profile

  • tOmy`

    Thanks, you are getting a shout out in my next vid? Should I dress like a clown? Or should I go with something normal for a change?

  • Mark Bisone

    If recent experience is any guide, you’re more likely to become president of the United States.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Says page has been deleted. tOmy is being coy, like a Japanese school girl on an extra-gropey subway ride.

  • This was fun. No need for hardcore anything no really 5/5

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Dye your hair in MLP colors. Then skype call your dad. All on stream ofc.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    That one works. I just followed.

  • tOmy`

    Could be because I was streaming some totally legal music.

  • tOmy`

    Thanks, now donate.

    I don’t have the donate thing on, but just… do… beer for me.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    I just emailed beer and a pizza roll. Enjoy. 😉

  • This is just CG you know.

  • tOmy`

    But imagine it in POV! That would like totally… well, most likely warp the universe itself, but hey.

  • tOmy`

    If everything goes as planned (as in: work on Friday night and don’t get wasted while comment- oh) I have my sunglasses and cap ready.

    If we are going the pretentious way, better let Omie masturbate to it.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    You should check out NEON STRUCT on Steam. Influenced by Thief, Deus Ex, and Snowden. That studio made 2 great platformers with You Have To Win The Game, Super Win Game, and they are working on a Faxanadu/Zelda 2/ random generation adventure game. They also made Eldritch.

  • Sully

    He obviously paid Marvel. Wait. What are we talking about?

  • Palpatine

    Vidya games.

  • tOmy`

    That’s kinda the thing. I used to play a lot, but I don’t exactly do games.

    I am no expert, nor am I professional. I just spent an awful lot of time being UT player and that is pretty much it. But thanks for the suggestions. If I ever find time to do gaming outside of “pro” shit and “for fun stuff”, I will look into it.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Yeah, I’m mostly burned out on modern stuff and have gone back to the NES. It’s all I’ve really been wanting for the past year or so. I finally beat Rygar, Dragon Warrior, and Goonies 2 this week, so I’m on a nerdy cloud 9.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Because they are what White people heard when the Kith Kiln and Wurundjeri spoke to them. Taradajingong became Dandenong. Stupid white people.

  • Mark Bisone

    Alright, retiring to the executive lounge. There’s a lot of evil speech going on there (insert favorite political jokes here).

  • tOmy`

    I am too young for that shit. I played a lot and then Unreal Tournament “pro” thing happened and I just played that. And to be honest, the only thing that drove me was ego and the people.

    I sometimes go back to my old favs (Half-Life, Croc 2, NFS) but it’s just random, really. Plus, I spent (wasted?) a lot of my time playing games and I am really, really hard to impress these days. And that is my own fault. I love game industry, but I don’t feel like playing.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    I understand the appeal. I like to pretend I’m decent at Counter Strike:GO. 😀

  • tOmy`

    Well, it was hardly a rap battle, but a good chat nonetheless.

    We should eventually get back to the video at hand tho.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • tOmy`

    CS:GO is a game I do love to watch. I mean I played it and I fucking hate playing it.

    But I do watch all the Dreamhack stuff and so on.

    We wanted to do the “big thing” with UT4, and there is still time to make money off that shit, but generally… I am not saying we grew up, but I can feel some sort of a disconnect to that world now.

  • Mark Bisone

    As one of my former professors wrote about me in his letter of recommendation, “Mark is an informed, cagey and nigh-implacable foe.”

    Or was that my parole officer?

  • tOmy`

    I inhaled and went to Gay Pride.

    I wouldn’t be the best candidate.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Cant wait.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Its not realistic. its a delusional fantasy. no one even Eliott has any real idea whats happening… Except maybe B.D Wong.

  • tOmy`

    Well, nobody knows what the fuck is happening as of now. I just hope they deliver.

    All that hype would be lost like the cheap masks in the crowd…

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Do a run through at tapeys house. we can comment with you like the last circle jerk. then have an all new circle jerk over season 2.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    See I felt that and even posted here to find out if it was any good…. no one replyed. then weeks later tOmy started gibbering like a mad man so I watched it. its the closest thing to a perfect TV show I have ever seen america make.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The new trailer actually made me think… What did we do? did we change the world or make a monster?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    And you a dirty foreigner type and a former soviet.

  • tOmy`

    Well, they did play Roxette! And my good friend smuggled weed into the show in her… unmentionables.

    Because rest got checked by police. And I mean CHECKED. This one 2m big fella cupped me pretty vigorously.

  • Mark Bisone

    Our last three presidents inhaled and snorted. Not sure how proud they are of their homosexuality though, I’ll grant you that. I didn’t ask and they didn’t tell.

  • tOmy`

    Absolutely agree.

    If this show aired on a “proper” TV show cable, everyone would be reacting to the new trailer by now.

  • tOmy`

    Oh, I am just a simple cheerleader, I swing, embarrassingly, only one way.

    But gay prides here are awesome. Especially because you can laugh to Nazi faces with a cordon of police to cover your back.

  • Mark Bisone

    Enjoy it while it lasts, inshallah.

  • tOmy`

    With the refugee problem poking us into the liver with a sharp knife, I ain’t that sure if I would allow a police to cover my back anymore.

    I just hope that this slipping will stop as soon as possible and we go back to the drunken, hipster nation. I don’t like this… hate? It was fun against Slovakia, but they didn’t beg for help.

  • Mark Bisone

    Schengen has you fucked right now (though, not quite yet as fucked as your western/southern neighbors). Also, hipsters are historically not very good at fighting to defend their freedoms. They’re just exceptionally good at enjoying them, and at ignoring their own hypocrisies… until its too late.

    Best of luck. Personally, I hope you party-on, Garth. But history, demographics and the human condition also prove to be “nigh-implacable foes”, unfortunately.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    The “Jeff who Lives at Home” review still makes my ribs hurt from laughter.

  • nope

    OK so don’t shoot the messenger this time but Space Cop is now a torrent WITH A SECONDARY AUDIO TRACK IN RUSSIAN!!!!!

    [P.S. I was the messenger who was unfortunately shot multiple times several weeks ago for first pointing out that Space Cop had met Torrentville the first time].

    In Russian now!!!! Rich made the Big BIG Leagues!!!!

    https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/14340153/Space_Cop_%282016%29_HDRip___Rus___Eng

  • Domo

    I wish Mike would do Muppet impersonations more often.

    He’s pretty damn good at them. Why he’s not a voice actor is mind-boggling.

  • Like Icare

    Bigger world. Most people will go watch anything that is presented to them as “BIG!” – even more will go watch any shit just because it is new.
    You know that guy who when you mention a movie says “I’ve seen that already.”?
    Well… there’s a LOT more people like that out there.

    The fact that they are still making billions on misguided and “meh” movies like BvS just shows how that is what those movies make now.
    As long as there is a marketing budget and a built in fanbase and there are “things to recognize”.
    Fuckin Spectre made $880 million and it is crap. Skyfall is even bigger piece of shit and it made $1.1 billion.
    It’s what blockbusters make now.

    And I’m not saying that the audience has reached saturation. But it’s getting there.
    The fact that the biggest arguments about such movies are about perceived racism and sexism and not about events and characters in those movies is a big hint that neither characters nor plot really matter to the audience.
    They are just going there to watch a thing they were told to watch.
    Cause it is big and new. And familiar.

    Not cause it is about superheroes, or robots, or ninja turtles, or aliens, or dinosaurs, or a galaxy far far away.And when it doesn’t really matter what the movie is about as long as it is big, loud and new… that’s a sign of a jaded audience.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    You are a fucking Idiot.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I would too.

  • nope

    Ты идиотом .

    [P.S. according to Google that’s the translation of your post in Russian]

  • Like Icare

    Sorry, can’t help you there. Never could get into that one.

    I know the internet loved it… but it was too… juvenile and magicky to me.
    Also, I’m not that much a part of the community… I’ve been kinda neglecting a lot of anime lately.

    The thing is… it’s a huge and wide art form, not a genre.
    And when you go through few of them you come to conclusion that most of it is not your cup of tea – or you become an otaku who watches anything just because it is anime.
    I kinda stopped being that a while ago.

  • Mark Bisone

    Bang, comrade.

  • RLMkeepitup
  • Like Icare

    Well… they both make moopies…

  • Palpatine

    Меня зовут пространство коп. Я из будущего. Будущее пространства. В будущем моя жена мертва. В прошлом, она еще не родилась.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Whats Russian for BanHammer?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Here is the thing… You are committing a crime when you post links to copyrighted material. Do you understand that?

  • Like Icare

    It’s a tough one… It is bad… but it is also good.

    There is both madness and method to it and it’s hard to tell which is which.
    It’s really easy to be cynical about it all if one ignores all the kabbalistic and other religious elements – but which are told in such a non-standard way that it is all clearly an artistic interpretation by someone who is also culturally very far away from it all.

    And then there’s the whole plot thing about 14-year-olds dealing with the whole thing of being pilots of these huge monsters, fighting “angels” – which at first seems like the only plot.

    And then there are movies that finish it all… so there are several endings.
    In short – it’s a mindfuck.

    And that’s before these brand new “rebuilds”, with more characters and a different story.

  • Palpatine

    Пан молоток (Pan molotok).

  • Like Icare

    You haven’t seen Space Cop until you’ve watched it in original Russian.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    GETCHA COMMENTS IN NOW FOLKS ‘CAUSE THEY’RE GONNA BE FLYIN’ LIKE HOT CAKES.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Space Cop: The Russian Terminator.

  • Palpatine

    Now it can win Best Forgein Langauge Film at next year’s Oscar’s!

  • Like Icare
  • VODKA VODKA SPACE COP ADIDAS VODKA VODKA TAJM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhCIIg6PmZk

  • TAVARITJ VODKA SPACE COP VODKA JELTSIN VODKA TAJM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e2lV0ar1Gc

  • VODKA VODKA VODKA VODKA VODKA VODKA TAJM

    https://youtu.be/9lE9kkabYPY?t=26s

  • Palpatine

    Ah, Boris. What a complete drunk buffon.

  • I have mixed feelings about him. I think most people see him as a menace but I always ad to the mix his will to reform and democratize the union(well breaking it apart of course). Pity the power struggle was making him go mad. I approve of him 30% or something. I can’t dislike him.

  • Palpatine

    Look, I don’t want to come across as being rude or anything, but publicly announcing that a torrent of Space Cop is available on its producers site seems like a bad idea. And I have no problem with torrenting shit, I do it all time, I just don’t go on the producers site and announce I did it. Again, I’m sorry if I’m sounding rude here.

  • LAXATIVE? =O

  • No I’m with you. They should pay like the rest of us.

    https://redlettermedia.vhx.tv/

  • junkevil

    Everyone else complains about this movie, but I still don’t regret the purchase.

  • Sully
  • I kind of hate it. But I love RLM. They can have my money whenever.

  • Strelnikov

    The Motherland will steal what it wants, when it wants!

  • Snake Squeezer

    Is it all just one guy using a webcam mic?

  • Snake Squeezer

    I think the reason why I disliked Better Call Saul so much is that I kept wanting it to turn into Breaking Bad.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I can’t tell if this is good acting or just funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHuXSZv6Tqs

  • Cynical Optimist

    Say my name.

  • They also have one hell of a microphone and a good bass boost.

  • You’re god damn right, but it has some redeeming qualities.

  • Cynical Optimist.

  • That drunk was more stable than Putin. Shame that he was unable to do anything about the harsh transformation period. Not that my government did. We pay the price to this day.

  • Your wife is called Martha?!!
    *мертва actually means dead.

  • He was in “The begun of Tigtone”.

  • Mr. Hammer? Cute.

  • Joshua Burns

    Hey boys, as an aussie fan I put this together for my best mate whose team got crushed again last night…let the meme spread!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3OtHesOrMA&feature=youtu.be

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The tigers got murdered.

  • Oh they will. This movie is so bad it’ll make them shit their pants.

  • I’m sorry, what?

  • *Tavareesh

  • I read it in Mike’s voice. It seems perfect for peddling shit you don’t need.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Its footy. This should explain everything….
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucjvmzttghA

  • It’s the Australian version of ManBearPig.

  • Well it must have been really miserable for you, wasn’t it?

  • PATSY!

  • Both?

  • Isn’t Punishman a bit too extreme? I mean he straight up murders people.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    yes yes rub it in ya slut. ž

  • tOmy`
  • MAT-AT

    Shut your space hole or i’ll get you addicted to moon rocks and turn you into my crater boy

  • tOmy`

    This does explain a lot, but not sure if it explains what you wanted.

  • Tovarish? ;_;

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    STRAYA!
    Its a thing…

  • I dunno. Putin has his benefits. I’d choose him over Jeltsin. The 90’s were horrible and a huge deal was lost. Russia is still evolving but I think it needs to find stable partners in the west to build a functioning middle class and become open with foreign investments. I’ve come more positive towards russian worldview since 9/11 and I believe we need the partnership with Kremlin to help stabilize the situation in the middle east. Ukraine must also be resolved through the cooperation with Kremlin. I also believe the national security of Washington runs through Moscow. If Minsk 2 holds this summer we might have a good chance to resolve this mess with Ukraine.

  • Bubs

    Support Independent Content Creators! Steal Hollywood’s shit instead!

  • bleurgh

    This is exactly how I would react if I were forced to watch football.

  • bleurgh

    Same, but when you break it down Breaking Bad was about a murderous meth-cook rising up through the criminal underworld, Better Call Saul is about a con-man who becomes a lawyer then becomes a slightly shadier lawyer. At least you have the Mike story-lines for all the typical Breaking Bad shit.

  • Spoiled Ants

    This is definitely bad acting. But to be fair he’s probably been told to exaggerate his face and body expressions to help the animators. But at the end of the day I would call it bad acting.
    It’s exactly the stuff that turns me off from CGI animation, particularly it’s mantra of movement-for-movment’s-sake.

  • Like Icare
  • Spoiled Ants

    Is it that good? It was available on the PS store for 5€, but in the end I didn’t buy it (I was never a fan of the original game). Do I have to regret this decision?

  • Spoiled Ants

    -yes
    -yes!
    -no
    -no
    -idon’tcare

  • Captain_Prickhard

    It’s cartoon-inspired bad direction, ultimately, I think.

  • Like Icare

    The fact that he and everyone else even thought that it was a good idea that he should physically act out a mythical, flying, fire-breathing, giant reptile is for the lack of a better word – proof of retard juice in local water supply.

    It’s like having Kenny Baker act being a cylindrical robot while he’s inside a cylindrical can representing said robot.
    Or James Earl Jones pretending that he is a quadriplegic shafted at EmPal SuRecon Center’s with cheapest implants due to budgetary reasons.
    Or having Mark Hamil put on makeup to do the Joker voice.

  • RLMkeepitup

    all your dank memes are belong to us

  • NicCagesHair

    Why did they even use CGI? What a waste of a performance.

  • NicCagesHair

    Braise the sun!

  • junkevil

    The white dots on his face are made by hobbit semen. #TheMoreYouKnow

  • Hank_Henshaw

    “if it’s not moving it looks dead. Add more animation!”

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Yeah, I really don’t know what everyone was expecting out of it. It’s fine.

  • junkevil

    CS:GO was better in 2004 when it was called CS:S and didn’t have micro-transactions. The engine is very old and it feels old every time I play it. It’s also hard to go back to the source engine after playing more modern shooters like Battlefield. Maybe we’ll see a good new CS game when HL3 comes out. Which will likely be never.

  • Like Icare

    DON’T BE SO GENDER BINARY!

    #PrivilegeCheck #NotMarySuMaryReginald

  • fred

    DareDevil season 2 got the Punisher right and, uh — yeah…

  • Like Icare

    That’s cause he’s allergic to plastic.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_R1_oxsaGoY#t=175

    #LikeMike #ArtISPain&Sacrifice #TheyDon’tCallitFACIALcapture4nothin

  • Like Icare

    You mean disgusting and lifelike in unflattering ways?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_R1_oxsaGoY#t=108

  • luvs2pwge

    As a person who hates POV porn I do not think I would like this film.

  • Like Icare

    Define eisegesis.

    A.K.A. “Reading shit into blank and hollow emptiness of things that are clearly not there.”

    http://imgur.com/gallery/rzr7w

  • tOmy`

    Yes.

    Or maybe not.

    But it it is definitely worth for 5€

  • dollar store cashier wife

    “The Force Awakens is a triumph of film as an art form”

    -Orson Welles.

  • Mark Bisone

    Not so much “bad acting” as it is “playing to the cheap seats” (i.e. classical acting, of the Shakespearean era and antiquity).

  • sigaba

    I’ve never seen the George C. Scott “Hardcore” scene as an Internet meme, but I remember it was a recurring callback/meme/riff on MST3K…

  • Like Icare

    MwaAhaaah… the French Champagne…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s

  • Tell Orson to lay off the ChickenMcNuggets.

  • So sad… and yet so funny.

  • tOmy`

    Also: Ninjas.

  • Like Icare

    In the words of Han Solo – I know.

  • tOmy`

    We all know that guy is full of shit since he wrote Titanic.

  • Like Icare

    And again… these people write about movies, and run a site about movies for a living.

    http://i.imgur.com/A7xUF1Z.jpg

    Yes. They’ve also linked to the Disney animated cartoon from 1967.

  • Like Icare

    Speaking of which…

    http://imgur.com/gallery/m3wT4j0

  • tOmy`

    You know, I have a big problem with remembering names and places where I buried bodies, but Mike’s capability to completely blank out on anything and then replace it with the most incorrect version is quite astonishing.

  • Palpatine

    Must be his beer intake.

  • Like Icare

    I have a big problem with remembering names and places where I buried bodies
    That’s a serious problem. Have you thought about maybe remembering it as a song?
    The extra layers of information in music and rhythm should help with the mnemonic.

  • Percy Gryce

    I’m winging my way back to America the Beautiful after a week in Deutschland. In fact, I’m over the middle of the North Atlantic as I type this. I have nothing substantive to say–although this was a very fun episode of HITB–I just wanted to claim bragging rights for the first mid-air transoceanic comment in RLM history.

  • Palpatine

    I’ll challange you by making a comment from underneath the ocean!

  • Percy Gryce

    Isn’t that Boss Ninja’s department?

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I was going to say. You’ll need to spam every day to catch up to Nassy.

  • Palpatine

    Damn, you’re right.

  • Percy Gryce

    That’s an old thing, but I’ll allow it.

  • tOmy`

    There’s this blonde girl without face
    A park is her final resting place
    There is this guy without his legs
    I buried him behind the gym cuz I liked his pecks

    Oh my god, you are totally right, it works! I am gonna sing it to the baby I found today.

  • Bubs

    It wasn’t good enough for you that you’re the only one of us that has ever traveled through time? Damn you, you handsome bastard! DAMN YOU!

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    This is exact same reason that I like Better Call Saul more than Breaking Bad.

  • Like Icare

    Glad I could help.

  • Michael Collins

    and and and….

  • RLMkeepitup

    at least they didn’t list walt disney as producer. it was his last film before passing

  • Palpatine

    *being cyrogeniclly frozen

  • Now I Get It

    Pinnnnnngggggggggg.

    Hey, my ears just popped. …Is that weird?

  • Snake Squeezer
  • RLMkeepitup

    at least he can’t roll in his grave. #urbanlegends

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Innovative marketing for Inception 2?

    #B R A V O N O L A N

  • Palpatine

    It’s Carrie Fisher’s coke!

  • Snake Squeezer

    It captured dust, not love.

  • Domo

    “Cleared for Takeoff!” should have talked about that, to help you understand the perils of air travel.

    Instead that video shows you how a window washer washes windows. Fantastic!

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Is this the 4th sequel in the Henry Fool series? Is that James Urbaniak?

  • Cynical Optimist

    You’re goddamn right!

  • Hey, I’m a lean green land walking machine now!

  • Mateusz K.

    Me and my GF both loved this movie. It’s pure action and comedy – just simple fun really. We didn’t care the plot was simple, some jokes were corny, some action blurry, some sounds bad and some locations weird. We like the music, the action and the ridiculous plot. The ultra violence made us laugh, the music was full of action and pumped you up – a fun ride all the way through. You know what? My gf fell asleep on batman v. superman – and she loved the fun marvel movies, so she is not against the superhero movies. We both saw some real stinkers this year, but this? This is great and I highly recommend it – just for light fun, with some gory gibs in the middle. Go watch! Don’t expect much and you will have fun!

  • Fartastic

    “Hardcore Henry” was also the working title for Man of Steel.

  • Palpatine

    Really? I heard the working title was Destructive Alien of Steel.

  • Fartastic

    I was joking, the actual title was “Routhless”.

  • Now I Get It

    Dear Domingo,

    Your attempt to engage me has failed because I didn’t get your reference. Is it from RLM? Is RLM still a thing?

    Yours in occasional shenanigrams,
    NIGI

    Now everybody – Domingo! Domingo!
    No?
    Probly for the best.
    As you were.

  • Domo

    It’s either referring to RedLetterMittens or RedLetterMedae. One of the two. 🙂

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceUSZBMeREY&feature=youtu.be&t=40m35s

  • Sully

    KAREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Now I Get It

    My Dear Dobro,

    Oh, yeah.

    NIGI

    P.S. For reasons I cannot explain, your links shine like a National guitar, in the cradle of our civil war.

  • Toothless also works.

  • Bubs

    Your girlfriend sounds like a fucking MARVEL SHILL!

  • Bubs

    Not if you were cleaning them with a nail gun.

  • Now I Get It

    I know I’ve been away, but what the hell is going on here? Are you out on bail or just “at large”?

    https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M753b274921bddc31b011993436afb593o1&pid=15.1

  • Been to the hairdresser’s today and I don’t even know what’s wrong with my face.

  • Palpatine

    Your face is torn up.

  • The more I know about Kubrick’s films the less I care for them. I ain’t reading/watching anything about anything of his movies anymore. I’d rather be that dumb jock that watches them and goes “Oh I get it” even though he doesn’t. Am I watching a movie or doing an essay? Damn Internet.

  • Palpatine

    Both.

  • Sully

    I have a terrible problem trying to comple–

  • Captain_Prickhard

    I just watched Es ist nicht leicht ein Gott zu sein (1989). It’s like a European Highlander.

    available here:
    https://kat.cr/es-ist-nicht-leicht-ein-gott-zu-sein-1989-dvdrip-xvid-5rff-t10968648.html

  • RLMkeepitup

    some people over think his craftsmanship

  • RLMkeepitup

    this comment is somehow both nostalgic and groundbreaking

  • Palpatine

    But The Shining is about the faked Moon landings!

  • RLMkeepitup

    and the martian was a documentary

  • Captain_Prickhard

    yeah, the film had some serious wiggage.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    that copy isn’t great. There’s a BluRay out now, but I couldn’t find a source with English subtitles.
    Of you know German, watch it here: http://www.veoh.com/watch/v37017855Zn7rzkqC

  • It’s not really the over thinking. It’s getting everything explained. Usually I enjoy it but it gets to a place where I know more about the makers concept of the movie than ny own thoughts about it.

  • Palpatine

    What am I looking at?!

  • junkevil
  • RLMkeepitup

    the two I always see analyzed to death are shining and 2001. but i only enjoy behind the scenes making of stuff and not super explanation like you said, its like having song lyrics explained

  • Snake Squeezer

    A track got leaked from Mike’s new blues album…
    (pay no attention to that black guy in the video)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCqEOboRctY

  • fred

    Kern what

  • fred

    Stick’s pretty cool.

  • The new world order illuminati HAARP RFID cloud computing crazy-gram.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Dear God, man. I hope you haven’t been subjecting yourself to Room 237!

  • Snake Squeezer

    Kinda surprised the frauds didn’t mention their roles in the upcoming Rouge Death Squad movie. Sorry guys, the cat’s already out of the half bag.

  • tOmy`

    I think the whole show needs a review like “It is what it is.”

    And then I would like to argue that for what it is, it is pretty damn solid.

  • NicCagesHair

    When you think of all his movies, the plots are actually extremely simple. He’s just so good at making movies that they get needlessly over-analyzed.

  • NicCagesHair

    No it’s clearly about the genocide of the Native Americans because there was a picture on a can of flour in the stockroom. Duh!

    The only theory I really like is the unreal logic of the hotel layout because I think it’s the only that actively feeds into the idea of the movie just being a ghost story.

  • Michael Collins

    Fuck that shit, try Dishonored.

  • Captain_Prickhard
  • Snake Squeezer

    Doesn’t everything look like unalloyed horseshit? Doesn’t it?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Check out these great reviews of Space Cop Death Squad!
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3481210/reviews?ref_=tt_urv

  • Embodied

    I’m not so sure if that movie wasn’t more about movie watching induced madness. It’s like a horror movie on it’s own.

  • Embodied

    I expected something else,too and maybe with Season 3 it will be finally more about crime and drugs but question is will I still be interested after another year of waiting?

  • Embodied
  • Joe Syxpac

    Alright guys, your motivation in this scene is: You’ve never seen a movie before and you’ve never heard of acting. Emotions don’t exist and you’re desperate to finish the shoot so you can hit the bar before happy hour ends.

  • They have layers though and are made so that we can view them differently through the years discovering new things in them. But reading about them and having tons of Youtube analyses just ruins them for me.

  • Like Icare

    Ripped in half?

  • The singularity has occurred. Okay, everybody stay calm. Prepare your panic rooms.

  • What roles?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    But thats where I keep my computer! I’m doomed DOOOOMED!.

  • Sully

    YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!

  • format C: those bitches!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    ALT-TAB-DELETE vista, baby

  • Or just launch Windows Update. They hate that.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    We all do.

  • Bubs

    Pro tip for anyone making a movie, don’t misspell “Soldier” IN YOUR PREMIER TRAILER! (0:34)

  • tOmy`

    Longest film ever made releases new 7 hour trailer

    Your move, Linklater.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    “Solider”!!!

    HA!! I missed that, thanks! That’s so fitting.

  • RLMkeepitup

    was wondering when someone would just put all 3 trilogy parts out at once.

  • tOmy`

    For a trailer.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I assume it was a poorly constructed reference to the ‘Wizard Phoenix Rouge One Prank.TM’

  • Palpatine

    How long will the movie itself be?

  • RLMkeepitup

    think of the hobbit in slow motion

  • tOmy`

    30 days.

  • Palpatine

    I’m gonna watch it.

  • tOmy`

    The problem is that the movie will be shown once and then destroyed.

    But we could do the 7h trailer marathon over at TheManhole. It looks all kinds of awesome.

  • Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. Derp.

  • tOmy`

    Have you embraced the look of our XCOM squad?

  • Like Icare

    And nothing of value will be lost…

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    For the first time ever, today I handcut the body of what will become an electric guitar. It was an incredibly rewarding and fulfilling process.

    It also makes me despise that f*cking scene in “The Hateful Eight” even more.

  • Michael Collins

    That scene was great, stop being such a pussy.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Meow 😉

  • Dick Dancer is my favourite. Did he live to die another day?

  • If this were a scene from Ghostbusters 3 I’d watch the rest of it.

  • Danny Glover, Daryl Hannah, Michael Madsen, Stephen Baldwin, Rutger Hauer but no Mario Van Peebles, what gives?

  • tOmy`

    Ha, I always knew you were a zebra.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    It’s funny you say that, because I cut the body out of zebrawood.

  • Joke news worth more on the market than real news.
    http://www.thejournal.ie/the-onion-univision-2557799-Jan2016/

  • NicCagesHair

    I always say “Those movies are like onions.” and then people look at me like I’m a crazy person.

    Watching any analysis on youtube will also make you seem like a crazy person.

  • tOmy`

    Well, let’s face it, with headlines like “Scientists happy to inform that the global death rate keeps steadily on 100%” it is hard to look for more truthful source of news.

  • NicCagesHair

    Wow, this is terrible.

  • NicCagesHair

    All About Dem Clicks.

  • Palpatine

    Is that article about a joke newspaper a joke?

    #Jokeception

  • tOmy`

    It is also worth noting that their writers, editors and correctors do significantly better job at that whole “journalism” thing.

    It is almost embarrassing to compare their writing to sites like Indy, where the headlines range from misleading clickbait, to “RIP” and actual fucking emojis.

  • Like Icare

    The deal, which also includes sister sites The A.V. Club and ClickHole, values the 28-year-old publisher, which started as a newspaper from two college students in Wisconsin, at $500 million (€458 million).

    Coincidence?

  • In a surprising turn of events Facebook buys RedLetterMedia for 100 billion dollars.

  • Sully

    El Oh El

    Fuck that honkey parade…. Whatever that means.

  • Ehm, yes. Yes Mr Fox. Whatever you say Mr. Fox. *slowly backs away*

  • junkevil

    The score was only ever high because of fanboys rating it 10/10 before they ever saw it. Do you even know what the IMDB score was for space cop before it was released?

  • 10/10?

  • Hank_Henshaw
  • junkevil

    Well, yeah.

  • HAH! Fanboys. Makes me sick. Space Cop was a dud I tells ya. But the new Plinkett review will fix things and the boys will be back on top you see.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I’m at that point of the commentary track where they talk extensively about Star Trek.

  • As usual

    5/5

  • I don’t own a He-man VHS. I’m screwed.

  • Palpatine

    And the full movie is on YouTube:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVisd9ihWv0

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I saw that movie on theaters once, and it was soulcrushing. I feel bad for making my dad having to sit through that shit. I fear trying to watch it now as an adult.

  • Dolph is hot I want to see it in HD bluray like the director envisioned it.

  • The Wredlaedermedia commentary tack will guide you.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    No cat sounds yet… disappointing.

  • Yes! This!

  • NilbogResident

    Checking site for new TFA Plinkett review. Nope, not today.

  • They released a new commentary track today. Ain’t that enough? How much is enough? RAAAAAH!!!!

  • NilbogResident

    Rouge? What color?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    What people don’t understand is, once they release the SW:TFA review, it’s going to feel great for five minutes, but later you’ll only feel emptiness inside, and start asking when the next Plinkett review is going to come out. That whole chasing the dragon thing.

  • NilbogResident

    Nice!

  • It’s like heroine.

  • I hear you can see his tip poking out in the 4K remaster.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Hahaha silly man.

  • Like Icare

    Postcoital depression is a thing.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-coital_tristesse

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I saw Jumbled Book today. It’s like the Italian film Pieces. It’s exactly what you think it is. I don’t think I liked it but I didn’t dislike it. It’s that weird area of movies when I can’t decide what I felt about it. The main problem of why I didn’t like the film is the simple fact that this story of the Jungle Book, because it’s a collection of stories for you dumb twats out there, has been adapted so many fucking times it’s hard to be invested in the story, characters, and world unless you do something at least new. Unfortunately this movie does not do it because it plays it safe story wise. Certain character’s motivations make no sense at all. Shere Khan’s motivation and plans make little to no sense. It’s almost as bad as not knowing Lex Luthor’s motivation. Almost, just almost. It’s like the guy who wrote Street Fighter The Legend of Chun Li wrote this….oh wait he did……anyways. At least there was humor that worked and wasn’t forced and awkward. Shere Khan even has some funny moments. Now to performances they were pretty good. Surprisingly the kid was really good. He’s not the kid from Room nor is he as good as Denny from The Room but for a kid who had to act around literally nothing but green screen he did a really damn good job. He did a better job than everyone in the Star Wars Prequels. The celebrity voices were also pretty good but there is a downside to that. Since these voices are pretty well known at this point to everyone a lot them stand out from the animation and sometimes they don’t match them because they didn’t use motion capture which is weird not to use for this movie. This doesn’t apply to Baloo, King Louie, Shere Khan, and the Maz Kanata wolf as the voices and animation do seem to fight with each other but everyone else specially Bagheera don’t match up and is distracting. Finally let’s talk about the it’s so dense part. This entire movie was shot on a sound stage in downtown Los Angeles next to a strip club also called Sound Stage. I go there all the time, that’s how I met Asa Akira that one time. Anyhow, some times the CG is really impressive and the animations are life like and spectacular most of the times. However the animations are again not as impressive with those distracting celebrity voices and sometimes the CGI looks rushed. There is a scene that you can look up online when Baloo meets Mowgli and the CG Baloo looks horribly rushed and for some reason they decided to zoom in on his badly rendered face. Final point I must make with this movie if you’re going to see this movie do not look up how this was filmed because all you’re going to see is 1’s and 0’s on the screen mixed in with a kid because not once was there a moment I said “Oh, that looks real.” Also this didn’t feel like a movie Jon Favreau wanted to make. Give him a Star Wars movie, Disney, or give Neil Breen one.

    5.5/10 The best part of the movie was Christopher Walken as a giant monkey. I hope Andy Serkis’ movie is betterer.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Heroin Hero.

  • tl;dr

  • Bubs

    L2Paragraph, brah.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What are you a teacher?

  • Bubs

    Part time.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Why did you say it so weird?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The movie has Christopher Walken as a giant monkey for a brief time. Not really worth the money.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What kind of idiot thinks not using motion capture is a good idea? Hey where did this George Lucas photo come from? https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTaVe89K6QloHY2T3HtKnh7QkiQWzJJBZVBPAiumEjyDqhM3544

  • Palpatine

    Walken is always the best part of a bad movie.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Especially if he’s a giant monkey.

  • tOmy`

    “The Studio Behind Amazing CG Game Trailers Shows Off Jaw-Dropping Animations Reel”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYl7N4U-JMI

    Okay, that is kinda great.

  • Palpatine

    Techinally he’s an orangutan.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Actually in the film he’s a gigantopithecus.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Certainly more prolific than Blizzard’s cinematic department. Still, to me, Blizzard is Blizzard.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    They did one visual effect shot for Avatar and Weta did the rest. That’s kinda sad.

  • Palpatine

    So that’s why he’s the size of a house.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Yes, even though they’ve been extinct for thousands of years they still live in this movie’s world.

  • Like Icare

    You are watching the special effects.

  • Palpatine

    Some people (i.e. crazy people) think Bigfoot is a gigantopithecus.

  • Spoiled Ants

    Paying for an overlong 3D movie at a cineplex, ain’t no cheap seats.
    Especially if I’m bringing my dead wife.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That’s almost as sad as being Jake Lloyd.

  • Spoiled Ants

    That’s the advice the couple counselor gave me when I introduced him to my dead wife.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Nass, wherever you are, they talked so much shit about you in the Masters of the Universe commentary.

    You gonna take that?

  • They do a great job at misrepresenting the final product.

  • Wait what? Why would they talk about Boss Nass while talking about Heman?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    To quote Twisted Sister I WANNA ROCK!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Like with that first space shot in Avatar. “Man, this movie is going to be like Star Wars!” And it ends up being fucking Gernfully.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    It happens around the 53:30 mark.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Wait no it doesn’t HOLD ON I’m checking.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You’re listening to the music. *forced laughter*

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    55:25.

  • Spoiled Ants

    Was that the dvd with the collected works of conspiracy nuts on YouTube?

  • Spoiled Ants

    I’m pretty sure it was Man of Asbestos.

  • Domo

    Nass’ poor ninja disguise failed so hard.

    I would have never expected that from a George Lucas character!

  • tOmy`

    Look at the awesome game you won’t get to play.

    – EA, it’s in the trailer

  • tOmy`

    It’s good to show contempt for fat toads.

  • Spoiled Ants

    Why is this called Jungle Book when it’s clearly a movie?!
    I’m confused, and I don’t like being lied to.

    0 out of 3 ballsacks.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    If Arkham Knight was half as good as those trailers it’d be the GOTY of last year.

  • Spoiled Ants

    But once you know that 2001 was actually about lighting farts while wearing a buttplug, it will expand your cinephile sphincter.

  • RLMkeepitup

    hm, sounds like it wasn’t as bad as we all feared. I felt life of pi was just okay

  • Hank_Henshaw

    It wouldn’t be RLM content if there isn’t at least an instance where they mention Star Wars and/or Star Trek.

  • tOmy`

    You know, I was translating a show about Bigfoot hunters like a year ago and let me tell you, the hype is real.

    I mean the hype of them being idiots, not the hype surrounding the apemonster.

  • What do you mean it’s not a tumor!? Of course it is!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkfKechADow

  • tOmy`

    I love how even the C-grade trailer narrator sounds like he couldn’t give a less of a fuck.

  • RLMkeepitup

    god damn it i thought this was fake you had me. direct to blu ray

  • Palpatine

    Jay was right!!!!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So much nonmedy

  • Palpatine

    -_-

    #NonmedyFace

  • Remember the Lucasian tone poem that Mike created for the finale of Plinkett’s Episode III review? With the swelling Williams score and the clips of McCallum and Lucas? Great stuff.
    Speaking of which, I would really like to see Plinkett take a huge dump on that “practical effects” quote of JJ’s that was pushed so hard in the early marketing.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So Jordan Schlanksy?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I love that the trailer voice over is just the temp read by some bored intern, and then just said “Fuck it, Thats good enough.”

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It was damn good in my opinion just not as good as Arkham City or Witcher 3 or Double Down.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    If it’s on Wikipedia it must be true https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rogue_One#Cast

  • Palpatine

    Who?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Well as associate producer he does various things

  • Wizard Phoenix

    This why you should not trust Wikipedia http://imgur.com/6a6HV85

  • Well done!

  • Watching an HD oiled up young Dolph in a kids movie bring chills to my slithery green moist skin. Yeah. WHAT?

  • SPOILERS! Actually I’m pulling a night shift and I am watching it now. 3 AM – 6 AM Is usually movie time.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    F- for cinematography.

  • fred

    Klondike bars are square expensive ice cream sandwiches.

  • fred

    The scum and the filth…on these streets

  • RedLetterMediumsDotCorn

    Ok I don’t wanna be THAT guy, but I can only hold the oncoming existential crisis and the soul searching that will inevitably follow for so long, so, you know…chop chop fucks.

  • fred

    It tries — I just don’t like Dare Devil’s holier-than-though alter boy bullshit.

  • fred
  • fred

    Despite those random edits, I use Wikipedia for 100 percent of my research.

  • Palpatine

    What would you do for one?

  • RedLetterMediumsDotCorn

    Dem eyes…dem Vietnam flashback eyes…

  • RedLetterMediumsDotCorn

    Also I hope it’s my favorite arthaus film Nukie that gets commentaried on.

  • RedLetterMediumsDotCorn

    waaaaaat? it’s out already!

  • RedLetterMediumsDotCorn

    Well spank me hard and call me Rhonda. The content was out all along!

    Some notification fellas!

    Unsubscribed!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That’s what Admiral Danny from Bloodline wants in Rogue One

  • Beckoning Chasm

    It’s a good thing this film became the phenomenon of an age! Because otherwise–what? What did you say? There was an enormous crash and I couldn’t hear anything for a second there.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Nukie is the worst movie ever. I wish I was joking but it is.

  • Palpatine

    Either that or Fun in Balloon Land.

  • Well at least people mention me from time to time.

    #FatA**

  • That’s just how big I am.

  • Showbiz Pizza Bear

    He should start with a feature film starring two of my college buddies:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2_dhUv_CrI

  • It’s impossible not to talk about Gungans. Even in casual daily conversations. Which I do not have, but I regularly hear from other people how they cannot stop talking about frogs.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I just finished watching Dear Zachary for the first and last time. Jesus fucking Christ, this thing emotionally destroyed me.

  • junkevil

    I wouldn’t do much for one. I’ve never been impressed by klondike bars. Snickers ice cream bars though… I’d pay 1.69 for one of those.

  • Joe Syxpac

    I’m partial to Dove bars.

    For a soap company they make a hell of an ice cream bar.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Holy shit!

    Dolph Lundgren is still alive?

  • Spoiled Ants

    Like what?
    Drinking water all day?

  • Spoiled Ants

    It feels like they could only afford one set for the whole thing, or maybe it’s a theater play.
    And I don’t know where those Hollywood big-shots send their kids to, but Kindergartens aren’t usually gym-sized.

  • Like Icare

    Yes. This.

  • Like Icare

    When you click on a commentary there’s an RSS feed link, right under the copyright notice, saying “feed for
    this artist”.
    There are also RSS links here, on redlettermedia.com, both for comments and for new entries.

    Make yourself a bookmark folder and put those RSS links in there.
    From then on, just check that instantly-updated bookmark.
    You don’t even have to open the main page to check for content.

    But you will.

  • Like Icare
  • Earth

    Did it all for the Nukie.

  • Sully

    You know it’s going to be great because it does the whole askew number 2 at the end….. emphasis on the number 2.

  • Sully

    You think that was hard to watch…

    Feast your eyes on this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-QD_JqdOH8

    Pound Sign: CringesForDaysMotherfucker

  • Well, it’s a special kindergarten for special cops. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL4LME7pgMc

  • What’s this about? And boy, does Johnny look bloated.

  • Bubs

    Wait, Johnny Depp ACTUALLY talks like that? I always thought he was doing some kind of stupid voice.

  • Sully

    Long story short; don’t smuggle your shitty little pups into other countries.

  • bleurgh

    This is the best performance of their respective careers.

  • tOmy`

    Coke.

  • Sully

    He’s a method fraud.

  • Like Icare
  • Wow…. I can’t even….

  • He’s a human being after all.

  • Like Icare

    Could be… he was filming More Pirates More Problems down under when his bitches came to visit him.

  • Especially not into racist-stralia.

  • Sully

    I somehow can’t help but think this is all Andrew’s fault.

  • Like Icare

    It’s a real threat in Australia.
    They could run away, grow feral and wild and might even snatch babies away.
    What?

  • Like Icare

    It usually is. It usually is.

  • Like Icare

    It’s an election issue.
    The whole gungan control and registration thing…
    Even the next Captain America movie (Or was that next Iron Man movie?) is a thinly veiled allegory of the gungan issue.

  • Like Icare
  • Yeah, let me see. *checks smartphone app* Right, it says here he has Auto-Blame enabled.

  • #andylivesmatter

  • Wizard Phoenix

    To quote a drunken man, even though based on his integrity it’s questionable that he is one, this the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

  • Sully

    I’ve told him time and time again; swipe from the top; tap “settings”; tap “applications”; tap “manage all applications”; tap “Blame Game”; and right swipe to toggle auto-blame “off.”
    It’s his own fault really… obviously.

    The catch-22 struggle is real, people.

  • Sully

    You can… and you did. Now you’re all the stronger for it.

    http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31OwVfp4KZL.jpg

  • NilbogResident

    Wow, haha. Depp and partner look like they are either reading statements drafted by their lawyers, or at gunpoint.

  • You’re as disgusting as a therapist.

  • Sully

    I’ll allow it. Now that’ll be three hundred American dollars.

  • Sully

    Both. I half expected to see guys with machetes wearing balaclavas standing behind them.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Johny wanted to audition for the next Mad Max movie so australians took him at gunpoint.

  • Listening to the commentary: So, Skeletor needs He-Man’s magic key to open his closet? BRILLIANT!

  • That fake Orko kind of looks like Rip Torn…
    http://s4d2.turboimg.net/t1/16585615_1.png

  • He has been quiet for the past weeks. Either hes working on his movies or he has kidnapped Mr. Depp and planning to eat him at his next BBQ.

    #both

  • Sully

    My question is, how did the production designers get that Orko from the one in the cartoon?

    http://i.imgur.com/oBMCrWk.jpg

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I date an Australian. There’s more than one you fucking ignorant toad.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Artistic freedom ™

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Masters of the Universe had a pre Friends and pre plastic surgery Courtney Cox. She went from fuckable to revolting faster than Mickey Rourke.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    *autistic freedom

  • I just googled her. OH MY GOD.

  • Sully

    *””Artistic”” fuckery ™

  • Sully

    She’ll be one of those cat monsters from Sleepwalkers by the next Friends reunion.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    She’ll look more fallen apart and puppet looking than Jabba the Hutt

  • I hate to tell you this but she’s not real.

  • Sully

    *Salacious Crumb

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Are you saying Andrew is the only Australian and everyone else is living a lie Momento style?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    *Jedi Rocks singer.

  • Yea. Just age with grace and die. No need to cut the face after 40.

  • Sully

    Nah, too Kardashian.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Kardassians? This isn’t Trek it’s Wars!

  • I don’t know if I’ve seen Memento. Is that the one with Cameron Dias crashing a car?

  • One of them is straight the other one is [POLITICALLY INCORRECT STATEMENT].

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No that’s real life.

  • Sully

    It’s all space ships and “exotic” women.

  • Oh. No, wrong movie. Haven’t seen Memento. Watched 10 minutes and turned it off. Hated it. This was 15 years ago. Been thinking of watching it again for some time now.

  • Like Icare

    It’s not Orko. It’s Gwildor.
    He’s a character created out of the necessity to put He-Man on Earth in order to have those few product placements and to shrink the budget WHILE replacing the comedy relief character of Orko.

    Gwildor thus creates the Cosmic Key, which allows Skeletor to take over Castle Grayskull and the rest of the Eternia.
    The one he keeps at home is something like a prototype.

    Some thought went into that whole thing.
    The bits that are confusing to Mike and Jay are confusing mostly cause they’ve forgotten the tropes of the show that the movie is relying on.
    Like the whole magic sword thing giving He-Man his power which is actually power OF THE CASTLE.
    Thus he is more like Shazam than Superman.

  • Like Icare

    But who’s gonna provide all those movies about witches?

  • Gwildor. He’s a funnier ch… you know the joke already. HAHA! Funny bullying Mr. Lucas. You RLM hosers! I hate you.

    Anyway, Gwildor…………………………..
    http://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M6f72a6246ef562d99a576cab78e46c96o0&pid=15.1

  • Well, no need to cut the face. Plenty of witch roles.

  • Sully

    He’s the “we can’t get the Orko costume to work, so here, have a fucking space t