Shooting a Sam Raimi-style monster bloodbath is a big pain in the ass.
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It takes a lot of effort to look like an amateur.
It takes even more effort to make smartass insults in a popular website’s comments section.
Wheres the new Plinkett review. Bunches of frauds.
Clearly they should have let Jay & Mike direct the new Evil Dead remake.
What did you use for fake blood? That shit looks fucking great
Totally! I should be the one that gets all the ad-revenue money…
Jaaay, I thought you hated shakycam
This looks ridiculously fun.
Niels get out of here and take your little penis with you.
Sarcasm is a hard thing to covey in a comment section… did you really think I was serious?
I really appreciate the style of the Redletter Media productions. The “messy” style is part of their own unique identity that differ them from other movie-related webseries.
It wouldn’t be as good as their magnum opus, ‘Gorilla Interrupted!’
Who said anything about fake blood?
The mailman? Did he really died?
This borderline experimental!
Remember when the last Plinkett review was taking so long because they were doing two of them at once? Hack frauds got their fingers in my ass wallet.
Rich definitely needs to do his smooth jazz voice more often
MOAR Outtake videos!
There’s a smoke alarm in hell?
Remember when you were demanding content that these guys are in no way obligated to provide for you?
Where is the next Rich Evan’s review? I wanted him to review Gorilla Interrupted: The Movie: The Game.
No! Not the mailman! he was my favorite character!!!
There is a donation button up there in the corner, as well as a store with their shit. People are supporting them mostly because the Plnkett Reviews fame. HIB is a good show, but only as a filler between these reviews. They know what their fans expect from them. I like their work, I liked the last Star Trek commentary track, but the time for a Plinkett review is comming…
What does the donate button have to do with anything? Donations don’t equal content. That’s not what a donation is.
Also, Half in the Bag has been their main content for something like two years now. I don’t think they’d focus on it so heavily if it wasn’t getting the views they wanted.
You are not forgiven. I fart on your mom.
Very well then…
Not everyone read it wrong. I thought your comment was funny.
Rich and Mike grappling to the death excites my vaggins.
That dickbag!! Every time he brings the mail around he’s got some sort of fucking attitude problem. WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?? And he never closes the door when he leaves. The nerve of that guy! I’m glad that he’s dead.
This site is popular? Well as long as they make enough to keep going.
They left all the good gore
on the cutting room floor.
Don’t you mean, “Wurst”?
This is their real talent: To review a film, and then show exactly what said film needed to be really cool. Think about Revenge of Nadine with the Star Wars series. They showed what it could have been if you actually cared about the characters.
Yes, he does.
Most smoke detectors use a photo detector if anything causes a lack of light it goes off, They’re stylistically designed to be that way.
These guys must get mad pussy.
I imagine they used what is usually used as stage blood. Google it, Brett.
I want that redheaded girl. Give her to me. I like boobies. I am the last starfighter
“Now, do a smooth jazz version” needs to become a thing.
Clearly. The superfluous nature of such a device, as well as the ear-splitting ringing would combine to be perfect torture for the eternally damned.
Each detector rhymes with the last.
So you are saying that nightfall will cause a cause a constant trigger for the alarm.
Jess did look a little upset.
Mike really got his Bruce Campbell on. Groovy.
The time for cumming is a Plinkett review.
All that blood had me vomiting in stanzas….
Mike, how does fake blood taste? You certainly got a mouthful by the looks of things, and I’m curious.
..and care boars…
Remember when you did not need to defend neckbeard hack frauds ?
Also WHITE KNIGHTING !!!111!!111!11!!!!
That’s not shaky cam.That’s Raimi-vision.
Thinking of your vaggins excited makes my penni froth with cummmmm.
Jess Nakles has them under the thumb. You could tell they were going to be in the shit later. Jeez, those dudes are pussy-whipped!
I like how we could hear Jay’s gay lover, Beaker in the background while the camera focussed on the disapproval of Jess Nakles thus proving that Yoko even has final cut these days on all RLM video output.
Finally, a new Yoko Ono sighting by RLM.
You don’t have to brag about your fapping to Yoko Ono.
The jokes that cum to mind about “mouthful”,”taste” and “curious”.
A perfectly good Lightning Fast VCR Repair shirt RUINED!!!!
I was wondering why didn’t Jay play the Ash part, since this was his thing. With this video I realized that his hero is not Ash, it’s Sam. I am not a clever man. Now all the pieces have fallen into place.
You hack-bearded fuck neck fraud Rick Bermans, you fuck!
My smoke detector uses potato detector, so fuck you, Rick Berman! You lied to us for the last time!
That’s what he meant with ‘mad pussy’.
Okay, so Mike and Yoko are a couple, Jay and Beaker are a couple….why aren’t Rich Evans and the Wizard hipster getting any RLM lovin’??!?
Will Jess Nakles, the Wizard hipster and Beaker be participating in the next “Annual RLM Streamathon”?
hey let’s drink a bunch of beers and play with an axe
It’s not that simple. There are many kinds of blood effects. Gel based bloods, powder mixtures. Many indie people make their own kind of blood with a lot of experimentation. Which is why Brett’s question is valid and not merely just Google-fodder.
But this is iRonicShakyCam!
New from Apple!
It’s so dense. Every single smoke alarm has so many particles to detect.
I fourth this movement. Er, I meant third.
I can’t count… WE NEED COUNT DRACULA BACK!
This video had me laughing from beginning to end. You guys should have more behind the scenes videos. They’re freaking hysterical [and helps show the process you guys go through when making videos for us, your hack fraud fans].
Jim Treacher, good to see you at RLM.
Can any of you douchebags ever make a comment about Jessi Nakles (that’s her name in case you cared) that doesn’t have anything to do with her appearance? Because there is plenty to know: she’s a musician, photographer and filmmaker with a very extensive resume.
She isn’t RLM’s pom-pom girl, assholes.
Great find, especially her website!
“If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” – Milton Berle.
They have a LIGHT SOURCE and a photo sensor. If anything gets between them and causes a lack of light it goes off, You nitpicking neckbeards.
Also check out Star Trek: The Next Generation season 3 released on Blu-ray April 30th.
Truly saying she is attractive is much less creepy than being her biggest stalker.
Well remember Sam had Bruce, who for some reason would allow Sam to torture the hell out of him. He ran into him with a motorcycle, knocked him out, sprayed him in the face with a fire hose of blood, beat him in the face with tree branches, broke his bones… You guys would never make it. You’re just whinny bitches
You (and the three douchebags who rec’d that comment) are completely full of shit. There was no reason whatsoever for you to type the word “stalker”. None. You only did it becuase you, yourself, have commented on her appearance before, and my comment made you feel defensive; so you made up some transparently obvious bullshit to try and turn it around on me.
They didn’t whine in this video, not even once, so stop spreading your lies “Trey”!
I am sure Jessi will read your comments and and fall in love with you.
You will get married in the spring and have lots of lovely chubby kids who will grow up to continue your white knighting quest.
Can you be honest and admit you don’t care about her great personality and you just want to stick your throbbing rod into her ?
There is no need to be ashamed about being a man with animal instincts.
Also I am sure she really “needs” defending.
Tons of em. Of course all the batteries are dead and they beep CONSTANTLY!
Lack of sense of humor noted.
I accept your concession.
I accept your delusions.
Seek professional help. Seriously.
I refuse to use “Twitter” but answering your question here – the most retarded robot I have ever seen on film is in “Santa Claus Conquers The Martians.” Other retarded onscreen robots to consider – “Tobor The Great,” “Target Earth” and “Robot Monster.”
I can read between the lines! When the cameras were off they were crying like little girls!
It’s nice to see Micheal J Fox working again, even if it’s only as a camera man.
I just watched one of the most boring movies i’ve seen in a very long time. Oblivion.
T cruise is a mechanic doing mechaniky things, cue epic music while he takes out his tiny wrench to fix a drone. ZZzzzz….
Is that movie anything like The Murders in the Rue Morgue? I loves me a good classic twist “simian flip-off the reader” detective story.
there needs to be a font for sarcasm, like backslanted italics or something.
This clip is the greatest movie since Citizen Kane.
Jay and Mike are frauds
If you have seen How Not to Make a Movie, then you should know that from the start Mike and Jay have never pretended as if what they do is highbrow moviemaking. That’s what I love about them (and I assume most people do as well) and that’s what keeps me coming back every week.
If you think that this is somehow an insult at them then you should take your brownnosing cockroach ass and all your sockpuppets and jump off a bridge.
Hilarious! Blood in the face and Rich/Plinket asking about his heart medicine were highlights.
(!), an exclamation point inside parentheses, at the end of a sentence denotes sarcasm. But nobody uses it, because it looks like shit.
Get off your fat lazy asses and review OBLIVION with Tom Cruise! …Pretty please? …With a cherry on top? LOL! I mean take your time on it, your reviews are great, but they are so few and far between we all need a lot more of Red Letter Media, just saying! Also i was just joking you guys are not lazy at all, your actually one of the hardest working internet dudes out there, next to Doug Walker ofcourse, he is on fire, have you seen his latest TGWTG reviews yet? The dude totally remade himself and every review of his is like a little short film now, its very impressive, but its not nearly as good as the endings to your half in the bag reviews which i look forward to every episode! Cant wait for your oblivion review, and yes, we all know your going to review it, so just do it already, lol.
I’ll review “Oblivion” for you! – It sucks my dog’s balls!
That’s why they’re probably waiting for “Iron Man 3.”
They have a video up almost every week at this point. Two weeks at the most. Calm down. Also, Doug Walker is awful.
TGWTG is for kids, RLM is for grownups.
Hey Jay, “Best of the Worst” needs a category on the main navigation bar. It’s getting cramped up there, but if you remove “Home” and combine “Photos!” and “Links and press” into “About” it may work. Cheers!
Beat him to death Mike! Beat him to death WITH, HIS, OWN, ARM!!!!!!!
Update your photo gallery! People like pictures!
You guys should start the RLM Tree Service, so you can fraudulently hack things and get paid.
IM3 is directed by the Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang guy… I have hopes.
When is the next Half in the Bag coming you bunch of hacks!? I need to know if Oblivion sucks or not… and what about The Croods… or something… There must be some pile of shit out at the moment that you’re prepared to review…
PLEASE REVIEW 42! It had some of the worst acting and pacing I’ve seen in a while and the corniest moments I’d ever seen. Steve the Pirate from Dodgeball randomly appears as a racist baseball coach who shouts the N word upwards or 57 times.
Will you be reviewing Grown Ups 2? You said you wanted to be killed by an Adam Sandler movie… This one might just do it… By the way, did you know his next movie is called “Ridiculous 6”? That could be an accurate description of the last six films he’s spat out…
Review ‘Akira’.. Classic animation which really kicked off the Manga craze.
Hey, wait. How does the alarm know what smoke it smells before it smells it? Usually if you smoke the deadly gas it’s probably too late. Maybe it just got a little sniff of it
Frog and Toad are Friends.. Don’t be that guy.
I think it looks great (!)
As a person who loves high-pitched, unintelligible screaming and lots of frantic hand-waving and finds them both the epitome of wit, I must come out in support of Doug Walker.
So uh.. you guys going to upload another video soon?
it has been quite a while. I hope hes doing the twilight series, then it would make sense for it to take so long. get them done ahead of time n just post them one at a time
You guys should review A Serbian Film, I’d love to see your take on that…
I hope the alarm problem was worked out, it’s $3000 per fire truck if it is a false alarm where I live.
You guys put so much work into your videos, I feel like I owe you a handjob or something. But you wouldn’t be interested in that… or would you? 😉
I’m making jack off motions with my hand. you could must stand in front of me and we could call it a happy accident.
Oh look, another armchair psychiatrist. Internet is polluted with armchair experts at everything except manners and tact. And knowing when they’ve been royally owned by someone else.
Denial, she’s a cold hearted bitch. And you two are idiots.
It’s sad comments like this get so many upvotes. It’s really only tactless, trollish idiots who think there is such a thing as “white knighting”. It’s really just your own means of rationalizing your own behavior. In your mind, everyone feels just like you, but they can’t admit it. And they only defend others because they think it will benefit them.
The most stupid example of this is the drivel you just said about how she’d find him and marry him. That is so typical of people like you. You live in your own delusional world. You are typically clueless to the idea of people having manners or genuinely sticking up for what is right or wrong on it’s own merits.
It’s because you are a classless ass, and can’t face the fact that not everyone is like that, and you are not redeemed from it in any way. Far easier for you to accept that everyone is just like you, and their motives for defending someone are your own projected ideas.
i think this is a good time to come out of the closet as a stoklasa-sexual
She is also Mikes Girlfriend.
third paragraph from bottom
Some guys are into that type of activity.
And big lubed fists into their puckerhole.
Sheesh, the Red Letter Media boys go do some fake blood play and some pantomime physical interaction with a mix of real human emotion (instead of the restrained stage emotions) and this comment board becomes the HUSTLER personals ads pages.
Filled with dreams of gushing blood, cum, and vaginal cocktails.
Holy shit, that reminds me, I’ve got to check my Craigslist Adverts.
Off I go.
Well a lot of the better quality smoke alarms use a photodiode (light emitter + sensor) to test whether the air coming inside of it is sufficiently clear.
The others use Ionization Detectors (ionizing air with the isotope Americium-241).
The smoke alarms that use photodetectors can be set off by fog machines, clouds of chalk dust, dense steam, and so on because photodectors are good at measuring airborne particle density variations (most times a dense cloud of airborne anything aside from air is not really good for humans.
Ionization Detectors are great for getting smoke readings long before humans can smell it, but because of that, bad cooks that burn food or cigar smokers can set these off easily. The problem with Ionization Detectors is that they have no active air circulation mechanism (like humans do) and the
Ionization Detectors are stationary & unintelligent (powered by cheap batteries that are often not replaced regularly).
With Ionization Detectors a neighbor burning their yard leaves or having a barbeque can trigger the alarm because the Ionization Detectors is detecting smoke but has no idea WHERE the smoke is coming from (which would be helped with directional sensors plus a air circulating fan and a network of detectors).
The best FIRE DETECTOR is a THERMAL IMAGING DETECTOR per each room of the household (I would power them using the household current lines). A Thermal Imaging Detector could easily spot if any high-heat source is spreading or is contained (like a candle or a cigar end or a stove top in use) as well as detect fires within walls or the floor.
The next best smoke detector mechanism would be a MULTISPECTRAL IMAGING SENSOR (actually acting like a mini-gas chromatograph telling the detector what is in the air ever second) so even toxic gases at low concentrations (carbon monoxide, hydrogen cyanide, HYDROGEN SULFIDE known as the Zombie Gas of the real world, could be identified for humans to save lives and evacuate the premises). These sensors would ignore low concentrations of non-toxic substances like fog machine smoke or steam.
Multispectral imaging with vertical silicon nanowires
The biggest problem for Fire Detection Technology is COST, human maintenance issues, and connection for valid alerts to the fire department.
Of course, all this superior tech runs on dedicated household current and not two cheapy batteries which have never been replaced since the new residents entered the household a decade ago.
Rich Evans has a disturbingly good smooth jazz voice…
And Mike has a great, bass-y action hero voice…
I wonder what Jay’s secret oral superpower is?
Probably just oral. He is confirmed for gay, after all.
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Jay turnes tricks for bucks on an alley.
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