Half in the Bag: Deadpool and Comic Book Movie Predictions

February 19, 20161,524 Comments

Mike and Jay talk about Deadpool! Mr. Plinkett tries to hang himself! Then Mike and Jay discuss all the upcoming comic book movies, which makes them want to hang themselves too!



Filed in: Half in the Bag

  • Som

    Would it be wrong if I watched this at work

  • Steven Simmons

    Comic Books are just the new book adaptations. There for a long time everything was adapted from a book, now its comics.

  • Hello, my favourite show on this webzone! <3

  • Gewd Gewd

  • tOmy`

    I just realized we are all part of a comment webzone.

    #Consider4thWallBroken

  • Milton Dammers

    Jay gets his post apocalyptic thing on.

  • “Hard R superhero movies are coming.”

    Oh yay, it’s gonna be just like the comics all over again. And they’ve been so successful and inventive ever since then…

  • Red Skeleton

    Oh hai, content!

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    1:31 am here in Australia… Let’s fuck this kitty.

  • Tapeworm

    I realized how far reaching the crazo marketing of this thing was when I was sitting in a tram, going through a damn ugly industrial part of Prague, full of tags sprayed on the walls, when suddenly – they payed someone to graffiti a whole Deadpool poster thing with a release date.

  • Here come the anal probes.

  • Engage! Make it so! It’s for the children… etc etc

  • Domo

    It’s fun to watch little children watching this film and think “Here’s hoping these little ones become just like Jay Bauman.”

  • Percy Gryce

    Jay’s comments about the MCU were pretty ironic given that this episode of HITB included the most extensive BOTW crossover in the history of the RLMCU.

  • Domo

    But it didn’t include animated Plinkett or the Grabowskis, or random jerking off to the Olsen twins.

    They don’t even know how to make a graph.

  • Percy Gryce

    They even brought one of those little children home with them, as illustrated in the opening scene.

  • Domo

    Who needs to go uninvited to children’s parties, when you can bring the party to you!

  • Percy Gryce

    is BOTW.

  • Markham

    Cops were strangely absent in this film.

  • Percy Gryce

    When else would you watch it?

  • Percy Gryce

    So was an end credit for the great Richevans.

  • Domo

    Your daughter’s dance recital.

  • Moke

    Engange to where, Sir?

  • Percy Gryce

    Touche. You earned back your RLM Historian hat.

  • Percy Gryce

    Engorge?

  • Domo

    Oh yay! I hope it’s not sticky anymore. I don’t know where it’s been.

  • Tapeworm

    On George?

  • Tapeworm

    Domo, kids don’t get smaller with time….

  • Percy Gryce

    Well, let’s just say I watched this ep on my phone in the john.

  • Domo

    I felt that burn from all the way over here.

  • John Bigbootay

    Nuclear war? That brought back the nostalgia warm and fuzzies. Ahhh, the 80s.

  • Domo

    I hope your stall buddies got a great Deadpool review out of it!

  • SZRLM

    There’s already Deadpool 2 in the works with Cable, as stated in the credits scene. There’s rumors of a New Mutants movie being made as well and as Mike and Jay discussed, Colossus and Negasonic teenage warhead are part of. It’s fun as a comic fan to have seen all the Deadpool characters we did such as Al, Weasel, and Agent Bob who of which was a surprise to find a way to bring him in last minute since Fox lacks rights to Hydra. Also a lot of fun to even mock that terrible Green Lantern movie the Ryan also starred in.

    On a separate note but discussed in this HitB, Civil War:

    Iron-man, having already come out with his identity has nothing to lose, and after the scare of “we’re not alone out there” helps represent the basic level of fear of the unknown which includes not knowing who these other super powered-vigilantes are. Even from a pure character design standpoint. Stark has to build a suit for the next situation whereas Cap is a super-powered individual.

    As to in the cinematic sense, Iron-man had his 3 movie run, Cap needs to finish his, and I mean this in a literal sense because SPOILER ALERT Cap dies after the Civil War in the comics at the hands of Crossbones who is already shown in the trailer. As an arc we have Cap 1 where he becomes a hero and is the devoted soldier, then in Avengers 1 and Cap 2 we have him discovering that the country and government he serves is not as clean cut as he thought. The entirety of Cap 2 was built around people having that knowledge of who was “a threat” or super-powered and what could be done with that knowledge, hence the ‘take-down of SHIELD’ Now it’s him standing up based on everything he has witness with that power and knowledge and standing up for the little guy like Spider-man or the Xavier students. In a way it connects to the dislike of things like Homeland Security and where do we stand in our privacy vs. protection.

  • Edward Hirsch

    I am excited for Krang and will fight Jay to the death over this.

  • Red Skeleton

    Whoa, did Mike say “take the piss?” Do Americans say that? (Wait, I AM American) No! No, we don’t say that, unless you jump ship like I did.

  • bleurgh

    Deadpool actually made me laugh a couple of times, which is a couple more than I was expecting. There was too much shakey cam in the action scenes though. Also Ryan Reynolds natural obnoxiousness and douchebaggery is a lot easier to stomach when he’s playing a character whose whole whole comedic angle is that he’s an obnoxious douchebag. It was kind of a generic superhero origin in a lot of ways though and the villain was pretty damn boring.

  • Fartastic

    So not only is Deadpool another comic book adaptation and technically a reboot of the character, it even deprives you of the joy of thinking and making your own jokes about inconsistencies, stereotypes and movie cliches – unless you enjoy establishing a conversational form that potentially includes infinite regresses when talking about just another worthless piece of popcultural garbage. Deadpool sounds like a product that comes with a pre-packed evaluation of itself-you are being sold a substitute for actual human experience. Fuck “self-awareness”, fuck irony, fuck the coward who invented this bullshit.

    Sorry for the rant, I might have low blood sugar.

  • Moke

    I’m with you.

  • dellaroccokc

    Did everyone have small children in the theater when they saw this? There was a damn family of 7 at my showing.

  • Fartastic

    The Deadpool part or the hypogylcemia part?

  • Moke

    Deadpool but when I think about it now my comments are pretty aggressive too if I’m hungry.

  • Adzl33t

    Cap fought Nazis, so he’s kinda scare of big government

  • Domo

    Our (US) theater was turning away families, so we only had a few families with young kids in there.

    I guess earlier showings had disruptive family walk-outs, so the ushers preemptively warned families that this isn’t for your kids and would strongly offer refunds.

    Foreign markets might not have as much of an issue because parental guardians don’t matter. It’s just a certain age cutoff point.

  • Adzl33t

    It’s unlikely but I would not be surprise if WB added R rated scenes to Suicide Squad like Snakes on a Plane

  • Boofie

    I agree, it’s the first time I’ve actually liked Ryan Reynolds but I do like him here

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Mike and Jay a misrepresenting Lobo. Those images are from the lame Lobo from the 90s. If they make a Lobo movie he would look something like this:

    http://www.comicbookresources.com/imgsrv/imglib/250/0/1/lobo-b8ea6.jpg

    Gotta keep in mind the female audience.

  • Like Icare

    Sorry guys but this HITB was a fail of hackfraudery.

    They never once used lines like “mysterious, repressedly comical expressionistic tension that promised a visual cleverness that the movie then delivered” or ” insolent yet earnest, flashily inventive and brazenly aggressive, joining seemingly boundless male-adolescent bravado with primal fears and a nearly pious dream of higher purpose”.

    Unlike our favorite fart-sniffer and New Yorker’s designated beard man, Dick Brody.
    You know… the “Clone Wars was a work of unrestrained genius” guy.

    http://www.newyorker.com/culture/richard-brody/the-deadpool-phenomenon-and-the-american-male
    What is it with dicks?
    Oh right… they signify paradoxes of male adolescence.

    The entire review is full of lines like that. It’s like poetry.
    Meaning that, like hip-hop, it “create[s] a bridge between intricate verbal intelligence and masculine strength, or, to put it differently… make[s] poetry streetwise and unleash[es] it from its old-fashioned stereotype as feminine or effete”.

  • TheManHole

    Yay new early morning content!

  • Fartastic

    I hope the next episode of HitB will shed some light on certain mysterious events in the second season of the Fargo series.

  • bleurgh

    “Serious does not mean smart” – Jay Baumen

    Truer words, never spoken.

  • Well, universal human rights ain’t too shabby either.

  • dellaroccokc

    I just don’t understand how people need warnings. What is this section of the venn diagram of people who regularly watch movies at theaters and people who know nothing about movies? After the usher warns them, do they go, “Oh its R? Boy, if I would have put in literally the least amount of effort possible by looking at the R rating next to the movie time, I could have found that out.” I don’t know how someone can be that clueless.

  • TheManHole

    Tru be dat.

  • Fema…? *googles* Ooooh.
    #foreveralone

  • “I have had it with these monkey-fighting villains in this Monday-to-Sunday prison!”

  • bleurgh

    I liked the sitcom he was on in the 90s, but again, he was playing a guy who was meant to be a douchebag.

  • Palpatine

    Let’s see how long it takes for the Batman-News guys to return to here.

  • Paulus Nuns

    Now that they talk about “the next thing in SP movies”…What about Carnage, has he been included in any movie at all? That’s a movie I would watch.

  • bleurgh

    I just looked at his imdb page to see if I could recall anything else I liked him in and yeesh, there’s a lot of failure there. It really is kind of a miracle he landed this role at all. I’m pretty sure he’s never quite had the right material. He had better milk this franchise for all it’s worth though.

  • Boose Rolton

    Good humor, (especially self-deprecating humor) is an indicator of high intelligence. Of course, I wouldn’t know about that stuff since I’m pretty much perfect so there’s nothing to deprecate.

  • frankelee

    This movie didn’t do good because it was “different,” it did good because it was well made and caused you to feel emotions while you watched it. I’d like Hollywood to take away the lesson that any crazy idea can become a hit if you make a really good movie out of it.

  • Boose Rolton

    To give credit where credit is due, Reynolds did take this one pretty seriously. He gave an authentic portrayal as far as I’m concerned. The movie would have been much, much less if he was only in it for the paycheck. Guess the lesson is if you’re a douche at least be passionate about it on film.

  • Fartastic

    So people knew what they would feel when watching the movie before they had seen the movie?

  • Palpatine

    There are violent, R rated comic book movies out there. Remember Blade? Remember Blade II and Blade: Trinity?

  • Leo_Silva.

    I wonder what’s in the bag, and why it is in half.

  • frankelee

    That would be a really, really, really smart comment if there wasn’t a gigantic industry revolving around reviewing movies, and then also people have mouths which words come out of. I think you’re 99% of the way there.

  • frankelee

    They couldn’t fit it all in after watching Exploding Varmints, if you know what I mean. And if you don’t, I’m referencing an erect penis.

  • Boose Rolton

    Same thing here, huge billboard between two small decrepit Hungarian villages. Okay. Maybe there are some DP fans among the 80+ rural demographic but they could have chosen a better spot.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    It also fits with Neil Gaiman’s Law of Superhero Movies. I don’t give a shit about Deadpool, and don’t intend to see the movie (maybe on cable* some lazy sunday in a couple of years), but I’m happy to see when a faithful superhero adaptation is successful. Unlike what’s happened with Superman’s last couple of attempts.

    *not the superhero character.

  • Fartastic

    I believe there’s an even bigger industry revolving around marketing products that are still in the making, and that personal recommendations wouldn’t have spread fast enough to explain revenues of 150 million dollars within four days.

  • Boose Rolton

    There’s also Dredd 3D.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Watchmen, 300, V for Vendetta. Sin City, Sin City sequel. Of course none of these were supehero comics… at least not in the traditional sense.

  • Moke

    remember sparkling vampires?

  • Boose Rolton

    *insert a sobbing Brad Pitt inquiring about the contents of the bag here*

  • Like Icare

    Here’s hoping it’s one of those comics someone digs up from that pile they mention.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZrsJsvL30g

  • Hank_Henshaw

    It’s a shame that one couldn’t find its audience.

  • Palpatine

    Two of those are Zack Synder movies.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    And I know those movies have their supporters, but I’m not one of them.

  • TheManHole

    Predictions for the next half in the bag who’s getting anal probed?

  • Palpatine

    Remember Judge Dredd with Sylvester Stallone:
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2aaubVlhNK4

  • Palpatine

    Jay.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Calling Deadpool as “something different” and being happy about it’s success…sigh 5 minutes into the episodes and I’m already aggravated.

  • Palpatine

    Good. Good.

  • Tapeworm

    I refuse to remember the third one, but you’re totally right. Also The Crow.

  • Palpatine

    R.I.P. Brandon Lee.

  • mister man

    You know how you can tell they’re being paid by FOX? Because they are saying “keep your children away from this”

  • Palpatine

    If I had kids, I’d let them see it.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I’m getting Guardians of The Galaxy PTSD flashbacks when that turd was called a “huge risk” as well. You have to be either completely out of touch with mainstream movie market…or downright delusional to consider these movies as “risks”. On any level possible.

  • Palpatine

    What would a risky move be then?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s not the best example but then again Hollywood doesn’t take true risks nowadays anyways. Anyway let’s say it’s The Revenant. 135,000,000$ budget for basically an almost three hour long slow paced,brutally violent artsy fartsy movie about human connection to nature&shit. If it weren’t for Leo being a bankable movie star and the marketing riding on Birdman award legacy I don’t know what kind of business it would do on box office.

  • Leo_Silva.

    Oh.

  • I call bullshit on the logic and continuity of this episode! How are you guys going to get Laverne & Shirley on this: http://fav.me/d9sbxpm

  • Tapeworm

    That’s not a bad example, but not gonna happen more often. Right now they’re chasing the Furious crowd, so the best you can get is something a bit closer to Crank.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    oh dude I saw the latest movie from one of the Crank guys. It was a PG-13 horror movie that was so bland it was sad. I did managed to get at least a few laughs when some dramatic scenes were executed in a Crank manner(as in trashy and bursting with energy)

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Alan Silvestri’s score was ok.

    Oh, and Rob Schneider, Rob Schneider was “hilarious”… ( ._.)

  • Tapeworm

    I was about to look them up. Oh well, (sadly) moving on.

  • Michael Collins

    A new half in the fuckin BAAAAAAAHGGG…yay

  • dollar store cashier wife

    They need to make Crank 3.

  • Tapeworm

    I would honestly settle for Furious 8 or 9. IF they went R, which, hahahahahaha.

    That’s the sound I make when I cry.

  • Bhazor

    It is “MARVEL COMIC MOVIE” it could literally star anyone, be about anything and it would still make $500million. Because you’ve still got that lovely $100million advertising budget behind it.

    Hearing these fracks fall for it is just depressing.

  • luvs2pwge

    were you on breitbart.com a while ago, i remember your profile picture?

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    I wonder how nuclear war and UFOs will effect their expanded universe?

  • luvs2pwge

    You are always aggravated.

  • luvs2pwge

    I think Birdman was also different while being a good satire of superhero films. Hail Caesar! was a risk and failed though 🙁

  • luvs2pwge

    Hopefully there is a space cop tie-in or plug if you will.

  • luvs2pwge

    An R-rated Howard the Duck please and then an R-rated Jar Jar Binks spin off if you will.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Only when Susan&Mick lick CBM balls.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    They’re too late. No one saw Space Cop.

  • luvs2pwge

    Will they recoup their $50,000,000 marketing campaign?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    *butt-plug.

  • Devil_Dinosaur

    “Deadpool sounds like a product….” You haven’t seen it, have you.

  • Fartastic

    I’d love to see “Exploding Gungans”. They basically are the varmints of Naboo.

  • MichaelKz

    One thing the praise for this movie doesn’t acknowledge is that Deadpool comics are not really bad language and nudity. The violence happens as appropriate but a lot it is happens to Deadpool. He’s like a bloody, messy Loony Tunes character.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    I stopped watching comic book movies after I realized Marvel scams people into buying the same product covered in different gift wrap. At the same time I love hearing these hacks talk about movies that make them miserable, so bring on the dark, gritty reboots!

  • Uncle Dan

    I really enjoyed this movie, especially because it’s just a faithful adaptation of Deadpool as a character. It would be nice for studios to not feel like they have to compromise too much.

    On the other hand, people I know are already talking like they want Deadpool to show up in other movies, and that’s just disappointing. Expanded universe is nice, but let characters stay where they are. I would even feel uncomfortable about a Deadpool sequel, although it’s almost certain to be made. It works as this one-off thing but… no, people want to see ALL their movie characters inhabit a shared universe.

  • luvs2pwge

    You are one sick demented individual. Gungans are an oppressed minority. They have to live under the sea for god’s sake. I should report you to the FBI>.

  • Devil_Dinosaur

    He curses, it’s just represented as &$(#&#*&!! He’s pansexual, he kills a lot of people. There’s not a lot of nudity, but there wasn’t here, either.

    That said, yeah, he’s basically Bugs Bunny if he were an assassin (which he sort-of was in “Bugs Bunny Nips the Nips,” come to think of it).

  • tOmy`

    Pffff, and people say Half in the Bag has no educational value. Thanks to survivalist Mr. Plinkett, we now know how to set get our priorities straight in the case of a nuclear Holocaust:

    http://i.imgur.com/Cq1Ybo2.jpg

  • When you criticize something fundamental about a comic book movie the fans come out to tell you, “You don’t understand! That’s how it is in the original comic/graphic novel!”
    No, I do understand. Comic books are not good. Put them down slowly and step away. I’m begging you.

  • luvs2pwge

    Avengers 1 was last superhero film I paid to see. That’s when I checked out of this superhero hogwash. Jumping the shark imo.

  • 4 hours of Mathew Macaaawnaaawwwhey reading the Koran in a falsetto voice made for a budget of 6 hundred billion dollars in black & white. And that’s just for starters. I’m right here Hollywood!

  • Uncle Dan

    I remember one comic where he spells out words with someone’s intestines. They don’t show it though.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s like the anime/manga of western world.

  • Like my mother before me, I get around.

  • Devil_Dinosaur

    Great episode! Now, where you’re wrong: Iron Man’s journey from the first movie onward was becoming morally and practically more responsible. Cap’s always been about protecting the little guy. In the last movie, Stark almost destroyed the world by accidentally unleashing a sentient murder robot who wants to end the human race while sounding like James Spader. That spooked Stark, so he’s for more accountability among people who save the world while wearing skin-tight clown suits. Cap has discovered his best friend is alive, and wants to protect him from those who would treat him as a dangerous weapon (and probably also allow Spider-Man to go on doing good without having to reveal his secret identity). The way the lines are drawn here makes perfect dramatic sense.

    You hack frauds.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    or WOTW

  • tOmy`

    Oh, and here is my own comic book movie prediction:

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9c/Middle_finger_BNC.jpg

  • luvs2pwge

    A noble keyboard crusader. Now to comment on some XXX rated films.

  • luvs2pwge

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • Uncle Dan

    The comic book is kind of a lot of drama just fluffed up to sell comics but its main theme made sense because there are lots of costumed vigilantes in the Marvelverse. Cap is more about American ideals of freedom and such, not the practical aspects of government authority, hence his willingness to fight for those ideals.

    Tony Stark on the other hand, eh, his motivation to support registration never entirely made sense to me. Like I said, it’s basically a schlock premise to have superheroes fight each other to sell more comic books.

  • luvs2pwge

    As a kid I remember buying comics and thinking what kind of retard thinks this is good story telling. There’s like 10 pages of characters punching then a cliff hanger. I will say manga does have more structure and dialogue. Buy a damn book.

  • luvs2pwge

    You think anything you said is has any importance to the world?

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    When movies are all style and no substance they tend to lack consequences, especially in comic book movies where the worst that can happen is a character will die and come back in a reboot. That’s where I take issue.

  • Patrick Eslinger

    with the space ship at the end I wonder if I’m finally gonna get my SpaceCop HitB crossover furthering my hope that all RLM products exist within the same cinimatic universe.

  • luvs2pwge

    is that professor Xavier after his sex change op, tranXmen

  • Fartastic

    Just to clarify: I don’t have anything against Goongas. I know several Goongas who are clean, intelligent and well-spoken and who I consider close friends and competent servants. However, I do dislike Gungans, by which I mean foul-mouthed, loose-tongued harlequins whose lack of personal hygiene, ambition and work ethic is a disgrace for all Naboo and especially for the Goongan community.

  • Patrick Eslinger

    have Nadine guest star in a BotW, etc.

  • luvs2pwge

    I agree with you but if I could ask why was Pacific Rim not more successful in that chase?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s a Marvel joint. Of course people went in ready to suck it’s cock right from the opening credits.

  • luvs2pwge

    Give them a break many a born to single mothers and into serfdom.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Because PR was not good. Del Torro makes pretty but completely uninvolving movies.

  • luvs2pwge

    As far as I know the space ship at the end looked like the millennium falcon so acclaimed director Jar Jar Imbrams will be guest hosting the next episode of HITB

  • Red Skeleton

    One hit wonder Harper Lee, who’s hit single To Kill a Mockingbird ft Truman Capote reached number one in schools across America, dies age 89.

    http://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/feb/19/harper-lee-author-to-kill-a-mockingbird-dies-alabama

  • Fartastic

    I never read any of her book.

  • luvs2pwge

    Which comic franchise does to kill a mockingbird belong to?

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    I haven’t seen Pacific Rim, but from what I’ve read it made a profit and is getting a sequel. Depends how you define success.

  • Uncle Dan

    Man I’d love to see Jocelyn Ridgely star in one of their movies, actually. I know RLM have their own style and what they want to do, but let a real actress take the lead!

    In something that isn’t The Recovered.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Not if it’s on this site’s comment section.

    /SlideWhistleSound

  • dollar store cashier wife

    the dramatic sense comes here from the exact same place as Batman Vs Superman and the first two acts of Avengers. It’s to give fap material to autists who have genuine debates about what comic characters would win in a fist fight. You know that after Civil War movie Cap and Iron Asshole are gonna be back to being BFF’s. Because this shit is devoid of consequence/thought/nuance/depth/maturity/humanity/ etc.

  • luvs2pwge

    It broke even when you include other costs. These are aiming for 1 Billion box office and Pacific rim was shamelessly formulaic Transformers come Godzilla cgifest with no meat on the bone. Im actually shocked its getting a sequel.

  • I do hope Deadpool kills comic book movies like Austin Powers killed the Bond franchise for a few years.

  • Tapeworm

    It’s a medium, lots of good stuff as well as bad.

  • Fartastic

    No, I haven’t.

  • luvs2pwge

    I’d like Palpatine to weigh in on this he is a Spongebob comic aficionado.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Captain America.

  • Red Skeleton

    Surely you’re aware of Charlton Comic’s classic line up:
    The Mockingbird (real name Scout Finch).
    The Scarlet Mistress (real name Hester Prynne)
    Mouse Man and Rabbit Boy (real names George Milton and Lennie Small)
    The Cynical Rogue (real name Holden Caulfield)
    And Fire Man (real name Guy Montag)

    Together they bored the shit out of adolescents and taught them the importance of reading the cliffs notes / downloading book reports off the internet.

  • UpTheChooper

    Are those the same aliens that blew up the Titanic?

  • Uncle Dan

    Actually there is a Marvel character named Mockingbird… They threw her into Agents of SHIELD because they were scraping the bottom of the barrel for non-original characters to throw in for recognition.

  • tOmy`

    The problem is that they didn’t schedule Bond in advance for 18 years to come.

    The already scheduled them comic book movies. So the 18 year olds can come.

    BOOOOOOOOOOOM. How do you like them apples, Deadpool?

  • Palpatine
  • luvs2pwge

    Just wait for Gambit or Doctor strange. About as bottom of the bucket you can scrape from.

  • Uncle Dan

    I like how “Half in the Bag” is called a TV Series on IMDB.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2348531/?ref_=tt_rec_tt

  • Palpatine

    How did you know?!

  • They’re pretty late with Gambit, he was big somewhere in the late 90s. Doctor Strange…? I don’t even know what to think about it.

  • Uncle Dan

    I’m pretty sure it’s “Man we can sell ANYTHING can’t we?”

    Also expands their possible universe stories to include magical stuff, which means they can pull in even MORE characters to make movies about.

  • luvs2pwge

    Doctor Strange has Benidict Cumberstain staring. It leaves me speechless. Suicide squad could also be utter shit. Not like I’m going to see any in the cinema.

  • Lt Hurwitz

    References aren’t jokes…nah I’m just kidding, references are jokes…nah I’m just kidding…3234 423 annnddd.

  • tOmy`

    I have an odd feeling that the movie is gonna put “prostate exam” back into the doctor.

  • Lt Hurwitz

    From the expanded RLMCU? Or is that non-canon?

  • luvs2pwge

    the dramatic sense comes here from the exact same place as Batman Vs
    Superman and the first two acts of Avengers. It’s to give fap material
    to autists who have genuine debates about what comic characters would
    win in a fist fight. You know that after Civil War movie Cap and Iron
    Asshole are gonna be back to being BFF’s. Because this shit is devoid
    of consequence/thought/nuance/depth/maturity/humanity/ etc.

    -dollar store cashier wife 2016

    What are your thoughts?

  • Palpatine

    Uh, pretty much the same thing.

  • Uncle Dan

    Did you see the last trailer?

    I think the second trailer was the one that spoiled the whole plot of the movie (insofar as it’s possible to spoil something that predictable), and it was clear that it was going to be exactly as described abov. The last one went back to the main premise of “who would win?” which seems to have people excited again for some reason.

  • luvs2pwge

    I hope they make an Xmen origins film about a super hero that can change gender at will but still goes into the opposite bathroom. It could be about fighting social stigma.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I hope you copy paste this is every HiTB comment section. See I’m proud of this. It’s like Ryan Reynolds making Deadpool-a lifetime achievement you know?…

    FARTSSSSSSS

  • luvs2pwge

    Dont you mean Green Lantern. and why is Daredevil cast as Batman in Bman V Sman. This shit is in a never ending cycle they dont even care which actors they use.

  • Fartastic

    Could work if s*/he had a cool name. I’m thinking Jennero.

  • z7gizzyz7 .

    I could go the rest of my life without seeing another comic book movie. Deadpool looks pretty cool though

  • luvs2pwge

    Gender X

  • luvs2pwge

    Even Adam Sandler manages to churn out new and original ideas.

  • Uncle Dan

    To make more money from a loyal fanbase which just wants more of the same.

    /irony.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    There were decapitations in Star Wars and those movies only just cracked a PG-13 rating. What’s happened to you Hollywood? Where did the money touch you inappropriately?

  • luvs2pwge

    Light-sabers cauterized the wounds so no blood.

  • luvs2pwge

    I hope there is a film tie in of this Avatar comic book series. http://www.theguardian.com/books/2015/oct/12/avatar-comics-series-announced-by-james-cameron

  • luvs2pwge

    It has actually been picked up and broadcast by some Tv stations.

  • Uncle Dan

    Now I’m wondering if it’s going to be like the Star Wars comic books written after the prequels, when writers are mostly trying their best to make stuff established in the movie actually make sense.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Is it? Del Toro always claims crazy bullshit, like a Hellboy 3 happening, Justice League Dark, or his HP Lovecraft adaptation. If one were to pay credence to everything Del Toro says, he has about 20 movies in development (hell).

  • Move over Shoji there is a new player in town! Yeeah! Deadpool!

  • luvs2pwge

    They could write it in a third dimensional timeline for all I care. It is uninspired schlock.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    A movie based on a creation by Rob Liefeld has been more successful than anything based on the works of Alan Moore.

  • What about Pre Rec? Buy stock NOOW!

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Did the boys forget that Zack Snyder is directing Batman v. Superman? You can break the template with all the smart mouth ya like but know that two will take its place.

  • Palpatine

    *Hack Synder

  • I saw Robocop and a ton of other R rated movies when I was 8 or 9. It was when I stopped thinking like a little child and wanted to do cool things, you know nun-chucks and ninja stars. What an innocently violent period.

  • Djorge

    Another Lobo movie would be fucking sweet! As long as they don’t go with the gay candyass new 52 version

  • Palpatine

    I saw the original Halloween when I was 10 years old and watched a bunch of R rated horror films in the months that followed. That was about ten years ago, and now I’m a pretty well abjusted person.

  • Unchained_Melody

    Your riffing days are over.

  • Earth

    Yeah, yeah, yeah Deadpool, whatever. More importantly, due to my total isolation from news outlets recently I only just discovered that one of my favourite actors, Franco Citti (my thumbnail and Dawn Of Disqus actor) died a few days ago on the 14th Feburary, aged 80. RIP Franco, may your silent badass presence live on in hipsters like me watching weird Italian movies from the ’60s (oh and The Godfather).

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I can’t wait for the R-rated “Starscream” solo Transformers movie with an irreverent, pop-culture referencing Decepticon played by Simon Pegg.

  • Hmm. Do you remember Palpy? Back on that lava planet you did a great bunch of R rated things.

    https://youtu.be/2vMUj8bKr2E?t=22s

  • Palpatine

    Maybe he’ll wear a full body coustume like he did in The Force Awakens.

  • Boose Rolton

    You can count on Hollywood studio executives to learn the wrong lessons. I’m already dreading their “formula” to “replicate the success of Mad Max: Fury Road”:

    Spiky cars+bald amputee women = money

  • Palpatine

    Yeah, I had to take that jackass to the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstrucional Center because of that.

  • Budgetary Cheapskate!

  • Djorge

    THere’s an animated Planet Hulk movie. It’s fucking great

  • Bob

    I convinced my aunt to take me to Robocop, Goodfellas, and The Crying Game, and somehow she turned out all right. I, on the other hand, need to listen to Mr. Plinkett critique the Star Wars prequels in order to fall asleep at night. Movies can have a serious effect on you, kids!

  • Lt Hurwitz

    “There are a lot of buff dudes in L.A” – Jay Bowmen.

  • Lt Hurwitz

    I’d say Hollywood didn’t have high hopes for it because the budget is essentially insignificant as far as superhero movies go. The risk was in not watering it down to a PG-13.

  • Otto T

    Actually them stopping The Workshop and whatever they were doing on that Helicarrier were pretty important from what I saw in the movie 😛

  • Lt Hurwitz

    Casting a gorgeous Keira Knightly clone as the lead in “Star Wars: The Box Office Awakens” was a huge risk.

  • Like Icare

    Production design is superb in that movie.
    And Armand Assante chews the shit out of the scenery.

    If it were possible to remove Rob Schneider from the script (so Dredd has no witty sidekick at all) – the entire movie would be far better.

    Just the fact that Stallone would have no one to talk to for the greater part of the movie would make the character more Dredd-like.
    The entire movie would instantly be more serious… and it would start looking dark instead of shiny.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    And this is why I should never sleep. I missed cumtent.

  • Ben Dick

    Negasonic Teenage Warhead I think is from the Grant Morrison X-Men run from the early 2000s, but yeah, she only shows up for a few panels, basically a total non-character. I’m pretty sure they just used her for the name

  • Boofie

    And isn’t Thor: Ragnarok something of an adaptation too?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Grant Morrison looks like Lex Luthor.

  • Boofie

    cumtent? ewww

  • Boofie

    It wasn’t REALLY a helicarrier was it? Just a standard aircraft carrier, really.

    And “The Workshop”? WHAT IS THIS? STEPHEN KING?!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Spawn I think is the best example of a comic book movie that needs an R rating. The first film sucked complete ass and one the main reasons why is because of the fact it was PG-13. The Spawn comics have tons of blood, gore, sexy sex, sexy nudity, unsexy sex, unsexy nudity, themes of betrayal from a best friend. Basically everything in the HBO show. All of that served a purpose and were essential to the world of Spawn and by making it PG-13 you remove many important aspects of the comics. So fuck you, studio, for that.

  • Tapeworm

    I watched Robocop at 6, loved it, then The Shining at 7. And all the voices that tell me to burn people sometimes sing as well.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Looks like Mike and Jay are going to reenact Communion.

  • Fartastic

    Cumtent, America’s most famous twink boyscout fantasy gay porn game show? ( I wonder whether this will get through disqus’ moderation.)

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I watched gladiators fight in the arena as a little kid and I turned out fine.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Is the d silent?

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    According to IMDb it’s called Pacific Rim: Maelstrom. I’m just disappointed his Silent Hill collaboration was canceled. The demo showed promise.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    So…. do you like gladiator movies?

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    You ever seen a grown man naked?

  • Palpatine

    Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    They got a new tv!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Regardless if you think Batman v Superman looks good or bad, I think it looks quite good actually, you have to be way too cynical and/or stupid to say it will flop. If you think that will only beat Jurassic World opening weekend and not Star Wars is a flop then you’re also stupid.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    “I’m the caboose!” Rich Evans-2016

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Or Fire in the Sky. With Rich Evans reenacting DB Sweeney’s scene where he is being examined by the aliens.

  • richard

    I think you guys missed the point of why audiences are eating this movie up. It isn’t because it’s different, thats part of it, but more so i think it’s because it’s a faithful representation of the material more than a lot of these movies. People want authenticity and passion in their adaptations.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Wasn’t he also in Spawn?

  • How it was explained to me, Captain America is the clean, shiny realisation of American idealism. He is a soldier, but not for the US government, but for the ideals of freedom, justice, etc. He cannot reconcile his conscience with the black ops and the wire taps and the shades of grey of Modern America’s surveillance state.

    While Stark is, literally, part of the establishment. He is a corporate giant.

    I think these choices probably made more sense in the decade spanning development of these characters, rather than the few movies we’ve had them for.

  • ReviewTheReviewers

    Mike says it best when he says movies should be fun. I find most comic movies extremely fun. I know they aren’t “original” but they are nevertheless entertaining. I can see however, how cinephiles like mike and jay are sick of them because they don’t just look at movies as fun experiences anymore. They are way more into the art and expression side of them than the experience.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    It fucking rhymes! Like poetry!

  • Cirric Fylenco

    I agree with Mike BIGTIME about parents falling through the cracks. Some people are always at work and/or they aren’t television people. They hear the kids saying “Can I go see Deadpool?” “Whats deadpool?” “A superhero movie” And they just assume, because there hasn’t been adult ones before. It isn’t “There own damn fault”….Im glad Jay don’t have any kids.

  • Can’t even post!

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I laughed out loud twice during “Deadpool,” but still enjoyed the film, if that makes any sense.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Punisher, Spawn The crow. there are a ton of comics that have to be hard R…. HARD!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Punisher has Netflix, Andrew.

  • ReviewTheReviewers

    In Iron Man 2 Tony is telling the govt F-you you can’t have the iron man tech. I am Iron Man. To turn it over to you would be indentured servitude or prostitution depending on which state you are in.

    Now he is essentially becoming an indentured servant or prostitute. Maybe there was an arc in there from iron man 2 til now but it wasn’t made very apparent.

  • RLMkeepitup

    people will often eat whatever’s tastiest at the time.

  • But the Robocops is longer than an hour! WHATS WRONG WITH U!??!?! How dare you turn that movie off?

  • Djorge

    Yes it’s a silly nickname my friends gave me, it’s just George spelt differently

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Mike makes interesting points about B v S. I like the recipe. There are consequences for Superman’s actions. The world isn’t embracing him, he feels out of place. Batman thinks he’s too powerful for his own good. That’s classic Justice League bickering.

    The problem is all of that is trapped in a Zack Snyder film.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Whats this then slut.

  • Well, what’s this then, sluuut? *types using tongue*

  • NicCagesHair

    Zack Synder; Ruining good ideas since he was born!

  • lucid_flux

    I’d say Deadpool’s formula wasn’t a risk, I mean the formula is just a basic revenge story formula.

    What was risky however was a lot of the dialogue and how blunt it was. You have main characters talking about being molested in the first 10mins of your movie, you get to see Deadpool jacking off with a unicorn, lots of references to BDSM and Bi-sexual activities, and we get to see Stan Lee in a titty bar with real titties in it.

    What’s amazing about all this is that typically when a rated R movies goes into these kind of topics it just makes you feel dirty, but somehow Deadpool felt genuine. I was smiling during the sex scenes and while they talked about fisting and face sitting, it’s amazing that I was smiling and not cringing. The amount of sexual content is a huge risk for any movie.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    From what I understand WB’s newest head, who’s name is Shoji Tabuchi, gave Ben Affleck and the writer a lot of creative control. Even more than Snyder. Maybe that’s a good thing.

  • Palpatine

    I doubt it’ll flop, but I also doubt it’ll be good.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    My mum and dad let me watch anything I could make a reasonable argument that I would wouldn’t be freaked out by.
    But as a Catholic(Lapsed) there is not much that scares me…. Except people ripping their chests open to show you their heart.
    Jesus, Whats wrong with your HEART!?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Superman shouldn’t be an X-Men, but what the fuck do I know.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    nice work slut.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He didn’t ruin Dawn of The Dead though.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The pics look good.

  • What slut?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Well at least you didn’t live in Boston, Andrew.

  • lucid_flux

    Deadpool jerking off with a unicorn, if that ain’t a product I don’t know what is.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    There’s a movie being made about The Fappening?

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I agree, but I don’t hate the concept if it’s done by a capable filmmaker who knows how to tell that story.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Agreed, it would have been something like this.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydXojYfCF3I

  • lucid_flux

    Southpark!

    I made a joke.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    That would be nice. Like I said, it could be compelling. I just don’t know how such themes and concepts will co-exist with scenes in which Batman and Superman punch a goomba from the Mario Bros. film. Er, I mean Doomsday.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I’m always out of the comics loop, but it’s funny every time Mike starts describing these plots in detail. Why is Rich not shoe horned into this comic discussion..

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Every day, on Chaturbate.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’m certain based on the fact the writer won an Oscar, Ben Affleck’s creative involvement, Shoji running WB, and the fact that Doomsday has only showed up once in the marketing that it can all work together. I do like the fact that they noticed no one liked the fact Doomsday showed up so all the marketing as been about Batman and Superman.

  • Pre Rec is to good for HitB. It would drag the quality down. He only does The Plinkett character because he’s bound by contract. HitB has gone downhill since ep.102.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Because comics are art technically therefore a Mike can care.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Like some guy from Boston?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    The whole thing is just too weird for me. We got a Superman that started his hero career with the wrong foot. A Batman that is ostensibly at the twilight of his career (I don’t think there should be such an age disparity between the two). A Wonder Woman that was around during World War I, but chose to skip World War II, but now is back (because Darkseid is coming, I guess). Aquaman has apparently been a thing in this universe for a while.

    All this while in Man of Steel everyone acted as if they had never seen a superpowered being, or anyone in a silly costume before. Because Man of Steel wasn’t originally intended to be the springboard of a “cinematic universe”, it was meant to be a standalone, like the Nolan movies, while George Miller’s Justice League was going to be its own separate thing… but The Avengers was too successful, and WB wanted some of that money too.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • RLMkeepitup

    Oh sure, it does limit the depth of the discussion when its a popcorn film though. “man of steel may have been an anomaly” -Jay.

  • RLMkeepitup

    but.. Rich is quality. hitb was only meant to go to 100 eps. we’re in an alternate timeline

  • Thanks for recommending Black Comedy, slut!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    The Akiva Goldsman of Batman and Robin fame won an Oscar. The lead actress from Catwoman won an Oscar. WB ruin everything they touch.

  • Palpatine

    They’re saving him for the Batman v. Superman HitB.

  • BCFC25

    I find your lack of Rich Evans in this comic book debate disturbing!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I think WB also realized they fucked up with Man of Steel. The moment it came out to mixed reactions they “let go” of the CEO not just because of Man of Steel but also because a bunch of movies he green lit they said would flop. They did. At least it wasn’t on the Fant4stic level when multiple executives where murdered-I mean fired.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    All fair points. It’s very weird, but some crafty writing and execution could make that work to its advantage, instead of just copying Marvel’s movie formula.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Batman v Superman at least looks better than Max Landis’ version of it.

  • Palpatine

    What’s his version like?

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Hank_Henshaw

    It’s possible, but they are getting none of my money. Those motherfuckers even had the nerve to set it for release on my birthday. Why, God? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…

    Now, excuse me as I go weep, while rolling on a stack of pre-New52 comics.

  • Palpatine

    I fucking hate Screen Junkies.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Is it because they’re con artists?

  • Palpatine

    Yes.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I was re-reading Mike Grell’s Green Arrow yesterday and it made me feel like this world no longer needs me.

  • RLMkeepitup

    a “very special” guest. but seriously they probably should get young minds behind these movies

  • Wizard Phoenix

    New 52 wasn’t all bad….ok some of it was bad but Snyder’s Batman run was awesome. Justice League stuff was cool, Wonder Woman stuff was cool, and….um….there was a Catwoman sex scene? Whatever at least these movies are only embracing the character designs.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Speaking of comics I hate the new Marvel comics. They suck ass and make the New 52 look amazing in comparison.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Yes, to be fair, DC (except for Batman and Green Lantern) was in pretty bad shape in the years prior to the New52 relaunch. In my opinion, Superman has been shit ever since they dropped the triangle numbering (the weekly format) back in 2002 or 2003. Well, maybe not 100% of it, but close.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    They’re doing better than Marvel in which they have the mentality of “let’s change the comics to be like the movies and not the other way around.”

  • Palpatine

    I was expecting Mike and Jay to be acting all over-the-top and sarcastic with the “comic book movie predictions” thing.

  • Moke

    They know their fanbase now. Especially after all the whining about the Space Cop blue ray copies.

  • Let the R-rated comic book movie fad commence! Next up, Wolverine… http://comicbook.com/2016/02/16/wolverine-3-targeting-r-rating/

  • RLMkeepitup

    from deliberately avoiding R to actively shooting for it.. who’s in charge around here!

  • Now shooting: Star Wars – Death Troopers!

  • I kind of wish the new Robocop had been made with an R-rating in mind. I still would have hated it but it would feel like a movie at least.

  • Star Wars – Mandalorian Kill Squad

  • Palpatine

    Maybe they’ll reboot Blade.

  • Who’d be the lead, though?

  • So when Deadpool breaks the fourth wall it’s occasionally funny. But when I do it in the cinema by shouting ‘Look out Deadpool!”, or attempting to brawl with his assailants on the screen, I am asked to leave, and my membership to Captain America’s League of Americans Club is rescinded.

  • Palpatine

    Idris Elba.

  • Michael Cera!

  • His jaw is not square enough and he doesn’t look too menacing.

  • YES.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I know, so long as the violence or language fits well. Some of the sex joke/tone in that deadpool trailer were lame. I suspect the push for R is kinda like making things “darker” to be bold

  • Palpatine

    Well since Wesley Snipes is out of jail, they could get him, even though he’s getting old.

  • “Star Wars: Requiem for a Dream”
    Leia going thru withdrawals!

  • Guess what, life is unfair.

  • THIS.

  • Palpatine

    She mistakes all the snow on Hoth for blow.

  • Johnny Depp as Han Solo!

  • He looked pretty menacing with his child soldiers around.

  • …and converts it into a desert planet by snorting!
    Hoth = Tatooine
    #plottwist
    JJ will love this!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Captain Jack Solo.

  • West .Raz

    Fox Fox Fox! lol

  • Seaman Jack Swallow, slut!

  • Palpatine

    I agree, Fox News is LOL material.

  • Moke

    Risky means just a high chance of not beeing popular. But a risky movie can still be a good movie. Some of the best movies of all times were risky ones. Kubricks for example. But Star Wars, too.

  • I had no idea Maniac Cop had a rap theme song attached to the movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD0sBNz7Le0

  • Devil_Dinosaur

    So you don’t think genre fiction is capable of telling worthwhile stories or creating relatable characters? Or is this a hipster thing where if it’s popular it can’t be good?

  • Titanium Truxk

    Wait so Plinkett, Jay, and Mike are the last people on Earth? How will they see movies if there’s no one left to make them?

  • Emmitt Morgans

    Plinkett will just have to take Rich’s place, but they should still be able to make movies…

    And thusly, Hack Fraud Films was born!

  • Emmitt Morgans

    “Too urban.”

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Not this conveyor belt cookie cutter trendy superhero shit that’s blander then an average pop song aimed at teenage girls. There are exceptions but they’re few and far between.

  • Palpatine

    So speaking of Deadpool, remember the movie Steel with Shaq?

  • Titanium Truxk

    I hope they go back in time or the aliens Help in some way.

  • Titanium Truxk

    I love that movie.

  • Palpatine

    It’s so amazing.

  • Titanium Truxk

    Too old….cast Michael b Jordan

  • Titanium Truxk

    Black don’t crack tho.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    9:34 – ‘it’s there own dumbass fault’. Totes.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    It was like the character from the comic had leaped straight out of the page. Steel was my favorite of the replacement Supermen, so the movie was like a nightm– uh, a dream come true. When you think “scientist/engineer”, you think Shaquille O’Neal.

    Say what you want about NBA players not being good actors… but they don’t even have screen presence or charisma to carry a movie either.

  • Titanium Truxk

    Watched recently when how did this get made did it on their podcast

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I couldn’t care less about Marvel’s comics (their movies are ok). I just want DC to get rid of DiDio, Lee, Johns, etc.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Coruscant, or the 120 days of the Dark Side.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Exploding Ewoks Vol. 1

  • Ogrot

    Corooscant?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Cut!

  • Ogrot

    Star Wars – Operation Hot Zone Kill!

  • RLMkeepitup

    they make B movies now too

  • Domo

    I think Shaquille O’Neal should have played Mystique instead of Jennifer Lawrence.

    The makeup application would be an extra 12 hours, and the knowledge that he suffered would be worth it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Steel is the greatest motion picture in the history of Shaq movies.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Now owned by Disney, not gonna happen.

  • Domo

    They have that big binder of all those films on DVDs. They’re set for weeks.

    And because they get so drunk and forget everything they just watched, it’ll be years before they get through all their content!

  • Ogrot

    Mikhael Gorbachev

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Good review, but I don’t see how it fits in with the Manhole event tonight at 22:00 EST.

  • RLMkeepitup

    we can make it fit

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Marvel shill!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Sexy.

  • Ogrot

    Channing Tatum could attract that 16 to 34 female demographic that otherwise wouldn’t be interested in a standalone Gambit product… I mean film.

  • Ogrot

    Oddly enough all of my low tracked kids finished reading it today in class. True story.

  • Bubs

    That’s what she said.

    ETA: Sorry, I’ve been watching The Office a lot lately.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “I will make it fit”
    -Palpatine during sexy times.

  • Titanium Truxk

    I thought only Jerry Seinfeld made B movies.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You gotta love that floppy latex costume.

  • Titanium Truxk

    Lol it’s supposed to be made of steel tho

  • Titanium Truxk

    If no one sees or upvotes that bee movie reference I made down below I’m going to bee very upset.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Calm down honey.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What the fuck is bee movie?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Don’t be a buzz kill.

  • Titanium Truxk

    This comment stung a little.

  • Titanium Truxk

    And you call yourself a wizard?

  • RLMkeepitup

    i hope you c this upvote one day

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You spelled truck wrong, asshole.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You ain’t kitten.

  • Titanium Truxk

    Damn that was a lobo.

  • RLMkeepitup

    their straight shot to an R rated star wars!

  • Titanium Truxk

    Estimated Time of Arrival?

  • Titanium Truxk

    I bet everyone down at the Manhole survived the nuclear blasts.

  • Palpatine

    The best anime since Cory in the House.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Is Steve Blum in it?

  • Titanium Truxk

    I heard it’s so good that it’s not legal to watch anymore.

  • Titanium Truxk

    He wrote, directed, and stars in it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Bang…

  • Moke

    I demand the Nobel prize for Domo!

  • Devil_Dinosaur

    There are exceptions. 99% of all art is crap: this genre and medium no more than any other. We live for the exceptions, no matter where they’re from, no?

  • Moke

    Sometimes you reach a level in a discussion where nobody else can follow or understand you anymore. I applaude you both.

  • Moke

    finally some substance here.

  • imc440

    I really liked Deadpool, but people have to be very careful with just pushing Deadpool into everything. A little bit of Deadpool goes a looooooong way. I’ve said it before, but people who say Deadpool is their favorite comic book character to me sound like somebody saying Weird Al is their favorite musician. You don’t want to base your empire on something that subverts the genre. But in small doses? Absolutely love it.

  • Domo

    Oh my goodness. That alien ship is the alien ship from the Titanic Plinkett review, but newer after 100 years of technological advancement.

    Just like Independence Day Resurgence. Oh noooo.

  • NicCagesHair

    Well if no one is left on earth that B gets upgraded to an A.

  • Palpatine

    Nah, I only watch the original Japanese dub of it.

  • Paul S.

    ‘murica is degenerate; deadpool did well. the only surprising thing is that corporate hollywood took so long to get around to making this movie.

  • nebakhet

    i went to a Michael jackson concert when I was 9. now he’s dead

  • Dr. Sluttie P. Stinkleton

    Comix (and all movies attendant thereto) are for kidz.

  • lucid_flux

    Are all cartoons for kids as well?

  • Dr. Sluttie P. Stinkleton

    No.
    Cartoons are not for the childrens.

  • Andrew

    Whoa! Spoilers.

  • RLMkeepitup

    what about them video games

  • Dr. Sluttie P. Stinkleton

    The nintendos and such are strictly for the little folks.

  • Palpatine

    Hobbits?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    PC games are for cultured minds.

  • Dr. Sluttie P. Stinkleton

    Hobbits IS little people.
    Hobbits is for hobbits.

  • Dr. Sluttie P. Stinkleton

    What about the games that are not politically correct?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    you look like Jaws.

  • Dr. Sluttie P. Stinkleton

    I’m a sloth.
    Not a shark.
    Or a James Bond villain.

  • Palpatine

    That’s an amazing haiku.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    There is a Sloth in your profile pic? I didnt see it.

  • Dr. Sluttie P. Stinkleton

    That’s not a haiku
    This is a haiku, Palpy
    You must be a dolt

  • Dr. Sluttie P. Stinkleton

    The boobs can be distracting.

  • Palpatine

    This episode left me with a ton of questions, such as: Why was there a nuclear war? Who was it between? Why was Nepal nuked? Why were there aliens? What was the black goo?

  • Palpatine

    It’s like poetry.
    It rhymes.
    Except that it doesn’t.

  • Dr. Sluttie P. Stinkleton

    Sloths do not care for Star Wars

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    There is only one thing that explains pre-teen interest in Deadpool, and that thing is bad fyucking parenting. You think it’s great “fun” for kids to be running around playing this sh!t? I damn you to a nation full of schools full of them.

    And, can we just pause this “biggest thing ever” bullsh, Jay? There’s a film still in the theaters that made, oh I dunno, a thousand times this one’s box office take in the same amount of time. (What fraction of a billion is $250 million? Math is hard.)

    So, let’s just wait until we see if this drops like a stone, first, before we confer game-changing status upon it. Can we?

    You know what else is really popular right now? Kanye West, Donald Trump, Jennifer Lawrence, Adam Sandler on Netflix and a whole bunch of other crap.

    #SkippingTheStages,GoingStraightToGladIt’sTerminal
    #Movies(PopCulture)MakeMeWannaDie

  • DudeWith GreatAdvice

    Who shit in your cheerios hipster boy?

  • Moke

    bye bye David. Take your neo liberalism and make sure to shut the door behind you before we kick it into your back.

  • disqus_fnwCMQDX7u

    Parents need to stop taking their kids to r rated movies! Not just because it is not appropriate for them, but because it’s fucking annoying having kids in the theater! They kick your seat, yell,talk, cry… You’re bad parents and incosiderate people if you take your kids to r rated movies!

  • disqus_fnwCMQDX7u

    Captain America has to go rogue because it shows he’ll risk everything for Bucky and that’s super romantic. Who cares if it makes no sense.

  • DudeWith GreatAdvice

    My 14 year old son wants to see this. I watched a cam version, so I guess I have technically “seen” Deadpool, but I don’t mind taking him to see it. Am I a bad dad?

  • disqus_fnwCMQDX7u

    Yeah.. I’ll just watch it on the internet later. I’m sure it’s not worth seeing it in theaters.

  • tOmy`

    Punisher / Ghost Rider as TV shows were also pitched as R rated.

  • tOmy`

    I think the Queen choice was due to its internet popularity, rather than doing it for the whole GotG thing.

  • lucid_flux

    Deadpool had such a shit budget it’s already made a huge profit, it’s budget was only 58 million just a bit more than the Hateful Eight.

    For the first time I actually felt like money was spent on the movie and not just stuffed in the actors pockets.

  • bleurgh

    The comics have the same problem. No-one ever really dies for long. Nothing ever really matters that much.

  • tOmy`

    I think Jay was referencing this: “It had a worldwide opening of $264.9 million from 62 markets, which is the biggest of 2016, the biggest for an R-rated film, and the second biggest for Fox, only behind Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith ($303.9 million). It also recorded the biggest IMAX 2D worldwide opening of all time with $27.4 million from 606 IMAX theaters, eclipsing The Dark Knight Rises ($23.8 million).”

  • bleurgh

    I would hope Hugh Jackman shows up as wolverine in one of the sequels before he retires from doing the role altogether, as he’s been threatening to for the last couple of x-men films.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    This. Yes. DC is long overdue for an editorial overhaul.

  • bleurgh

    Watchmen was pretty good. It really is a shame about the film version.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I agree. There were diamonds in the rough. But all the samey artwork from book to book really wore on me.

    Also, I’m a Green Arrow guy, and the New 52 launch of Green Arrow was the lowest point in the character’s history.

  • Captain Turbo

    Aliens from Space Cop?

  • bleurgh

    I don’t think the Bond franchise needed Austin Powers to kill it. MGM and the writers and directors they were hiring were doing a pretty good job of that themselves.

  • bleurgh

    Cumberbatch is one of the few actors I actively root for to fail. I can’t wait until that guys career is over. I’ve hated him ever since that insultingly stupid Julian Assange biopic he made with that offensively terrible Australian accent. Great actor my ass.

  • bluehawk222

    I don’t know why people laugh at the do you bleed line. You guys want a badass Batman, that’s something he’d say. This isn’t a Batman that is all buddy buddy with Superman.

  • bluehawk222

    Or because they lyrics are appropriate to the characters and story? These are a bunch of villains forced to be heroes.

  • Nero12

    Dawn of Darkness is making me shit my pants with laughter.
    Or maybe it’s the laxitives…

  • bleurgh

    Even as a casual fan of superhero movies I won’t be seeing it unless I am shocked by the overwhelming positivite response from reviewers. Same story with Suicide Squad. Zach Snyder has never made a film I liked and is responsible for some of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. I hated Man of Steel and I hate that they’re basing a whole cinematic universe on that turdfest. At least marvel had the good sense to start over from scratch after the failure of Hulk.

  • Earth

    I’m done. All of these superhero movies…whatever.

    It’s amazing that movies about superbeings capable of doing anything have become stale, samey and formulaic.

  • bleurgh

    I saw the Lego movie at 10.30pm and some idiot women had bought her demon-spawn along. That’s supposed to be the stoner showing. The kid spent the whole time running up and down the aisles and barely conscious of the fact that there was a movie going on. Goddamnit I hate kids. They’re just tiny little assholes with no social skills.

  • tOmy`

    Transparent Season 2 (Amazon Prime)

    “How are your parents?”
    “Mom is fine, dad is a woman… you know.”

    The intellectual bitter-sweet comedy returns even stronger than it was before. Still very subtle, yet full of impact, very low-key, yet full of memorable moments, Transparent still boldly explores religion, sexuality, genders, love and family. Its beauty is that this exploration is very intimate, meditative and delivered with a warm blanket of realism, despite the topics at hand being very big and complex.

    Just as season 1, season 2 celebrates all things beautiful, ugly and, more importantly, natural. Would highly recommend both seasons. 9/10

  • He looks to much like a nice guy.

  • Gobshite

    R-rated comic films have already been done.

    A few years ago we’d this gem called Dredd. Remember it? Yeah, that was a true R-rated comic film, and a modern day classic, yet Deadpool sucks up all the credit, and sucks up all the cash and all.

    Those of you calling for R-rated comic films and didn’t go and see Dredd can seriously fuck off! It’s because of you, that film will never get a sequel.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That has nothing to do with I just said but thanks for you for telling stuff that doesn’t add on to it.

  • RLMkeepitup

    the comic version of superhero, specifically, is really cliche at this point. it happened for me shortly after the raimi spiderman

  • fred

    There’s never any missing trains.

  • fred

    I’m peacing out of this shit.

  • Jegsimmons

    Deadpool was the most satisfying film experience i ever had.

  • Drain

    Didn’t think I’d ever see another R rated superhero movie be made. I’m tired of all the tap water children’s PG 13 shit. I’m going to have to get this movie. It looks great and R content is what I want out of these kind of movies. The 3 batman movies were the only superhero movies I ever gave any fucks about for the longest time because everything else year after year was PG 13 and edits everything out. Stop making movies for babies and make them for adults. Children eventually age btw. We do not get any younger.

  • RLMkeepitup

    rip torn in robocop 3 looks like his mib audition tapes lols

  • Crixxxx

    You can bemoan the prevalence of comic book movies and the dragging out of franchises all you want. People keep paying to go see them – they keep getting made. Supply and demand is how business works. There’s a reason why it’s called show business. These movies aren’t made for artistic or cultural purposes, they’re made to make money, plain and simple. And the frequency of them is just a throwback to the days of serial cinema – it’s nothing new.

  • Jegsimmons

    im actually looking forward to BVS because im sick of the MCUs overly safe quip humor instead of having balls like Deadpool did and just got as bonkers as possible.

    Suicide Squad looks like the dirty dozen fucked batman and was birthed by Michael Mann, so im seeing that shit day 1.

  • slick moranis

    The roles of Iron Man and Tony Stark in Civil War makes much more sense
    in the comics because of the history of the characters. Even somewhat in
    the films, since Winter Soldier was Cap’s realization that you can’t
    trust the government or give it too much power. If I remember correctly
    that realization was a big part of the Cap stories in the 80’s.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    That may be implicit time travel. How, what, where,,,,why?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Especially if you’re spotting them…

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Dredd is appreciated outside of secular media.

  • MichaelKz

    I feel pretty good about Batman v Superman.

    I was on the fence about Suicide Squad, and especially Jared Leto’s Joker, but the trailer really made point that these are still just super-villains and we’re not meant to think they’re likable characters. Well, except for Harley Quinn, what would DC do without that merchandising towards young women? Anyway, Leto’s Joker may have the distinction of being the first live-action Joker since Caesar Romero’s version that’s actually fun. He also has a Jokermobile.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    ‘One man,,,,,, One giant blue lazer….. One other man’s wallet…. coming soon….. to FUCK YOU…..

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Too legalistic…

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    How many film experiences have you had, then? Two?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Haven’t see it. It sucked though. They were probably CG.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Hmmmmmm…….. I miss Czech beer……

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Yousa’ crazy…

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Have you heard of yahoo! answers? Or as I like to call, the ‘mind trust’…

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I think Jay said “blah blah blah” without any of your qualifiers, to which I’d add inflation and all the usual counters to hype-rampant-and-amok, but, yeah, okey-dokey. Fyuck it anyway. I’m gonna try to be a grown-up from now on and just ignore this sh!t. It’s a work in-progress, and I’m bound to fyuck up occasionally, but the attempt is what matters. I mean, if you haven’t outgrown all this crap by my age, you probably deserve the Cancer-Aids.

    #MoviesMakeMeWannaDie

  • bleurgh

    No worries. You’re welcome.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    yes and the other one was Space Cop.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    People steal trains all the time.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    And the timing. No, no, no, NO! BOOM! its an editors wet dream.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Fucking PC snob,,,,, not to be confused with, well, PC snot…..

  • Palpatine

    I did that once. I almost hit a group of boys who were walking on the tracks. Dumbasses.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    How much Cocaine have you had?… be honest.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Brent Spiner didn’t event make the trailer…

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Still haven’t seen it…

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I stole a steam train. I couldn’t sell it it was to hot.
    Badum Tish!

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    None! Honest! Only about three Weizenboks though….

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Supervisor showed up on site today for her first internship visit, pretty much the fuck over this shit…

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    466 comments deep? NEW TOPIC! Bought Road House on bluray tonight…. think my chest hair is coming in fuller already…

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I could feel you pain. if I wasnt a sociopath.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Oh gawd,,,, please don’t make me use google….

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Shoot for the haiku…

  • DanteSuckfest202

    Seriously though, Dredd was actually a really good movie.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Is it wrong that I watch this each day to make myself smile?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E
    I’ll let you decide… but the answer is. “Fuck You l’ll do what I want!”

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    ‘It’s my body’

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    This song is sweet…. listening to it in a pair of Grado SR-225s….

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    It could have worked with you and Mr Bond….. Mr Wint.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    For a boss fight that asks me to dance my ass off… Yes Please!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Its one of my favorite german songs at the moment. the other is this.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvC_0foemLY

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    The end of that video was unexpectated…. I’m pretty sexuality binary….

  • LeonTrollski

    tbh, I would watch the hell out of a hard-R fantastic 4.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Insty posted it for me. I had heard the song on the radio but never seen the clip. I told him 1 minute in that if they didnt kiss at the end I would have him killed… The kiss was Implied in dance so he lives still.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    That shit is ridiculous… you says a bald man can’t be hot…. speaking of that…. TNG!

  • AKA Mr. Wint
  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The dude was RIPPED! i’d do him…. if he loses the mustache. As a beardy type I say go hard or go home.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U

  • Palpatine

    I’d watch a hard-R Care Bears movie.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    i would watch hell out of an official Roger Corman Fantastic 4 release…

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Mike’s voce over is all I need.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    The difference being that absolutely no one will be sad watching them explode.

  • Palpatine

    “Let’s turn on our love meaters!”

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    @maggot +more words. I’m not not making you a shit movie right Not now…. not.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    No Shave November Comes But Once A Year…#godforgivesall

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Hey Winnie Blues wanna movie?

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    I think I’m burnt out on superhero movies on basically every level. I’m at the “acceptance” stage where I know that the barrage of comic book movies are not going to abate for years and years and no amount of complaining will change that. I’m not angered by the sheer amount of superhero movies, but I feel no strong desire to watch them either. So I probably won’t. Luckily I’m not a film critic, so I won’t be FORCED to watch superhero movies and report my feelings on them. I do sort of feel like I’m on the outside of the cultural zeitgeist, and that sort of sucks because, whenever I see whole threads where people are expressing their excitement to see ‘Civil War,’ I do sort of get this “What the hell am I missing?” feeling. Which is sort of alienating because, on the one hand, I genuinely am glad that people can take so much pleasure from a vast and expansive cinematic universe that seems to have no end in sight. On the OTHER hand, I wish that I didn’t have to feel like such a Grinch for just kind of wishing that the superhero shit would take a knee for a while. I KNOW why Marvel isn’t gonna stop making movies for a while– they’ve built up too much momentum. And really, they have done a pretty good job of developing these characters. It’s just that, for some reasons that I can’t fully articulate, these aren’t really characters that I can connect with on an emotional level anymore.
    I haven’t really sorted through all of my feelings regarding these comic book movies and I really don’t have any alternatives for them. And I’d feel like sort of an asshole for saying “Hey, you should stop making these exciting things that millions of people love just because I, personally, don’t care for them!” Really, there’s no reason why they SHOULDN’T stop making these movies because, for the most part, they’re pretty good. Not ‘Spiderman 2’ good (oh, wait, fans of the comic hate ‘Spiderman 2,’) but good.
    I just don’t really feel the “magic” of any of these movies. Maybe it’s because I’m not a kid anymore but, shit, these movies are pretty much geared to thirty-year-olds anyway.
    I don’t know. This post was kind of meandering. I just don’t know what to think about these movies so I think I’ll settle on “nothing much” for now and then read a book or something like a fag.
    I’m sure that other RLM commenters are experiencing the same kind of superhero fatigue.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    The hard-R Care Bears is called The Revenant.
    Braveheart totally rapes Leo.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Marketing is important for any product; carcinogenic or not…

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    tl;dr version of my way-too-long post.
    Morty’s face in this video is a pretty good reflection of my feelings of superhero movies at this point.
    Movies these days are really giving me that “burying-my-own-corpse-in-an-alternate-timeline-and-exposing-me-to-the-inherent-meaningless-of-life” feeling.
    Which probably isn’t what they’re going for.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNa4NKFE6wE

  • Bubs

    I think that if I ever became a billionaire, I would end up in jail. If I had a million dollars, I would just use it to pay off my bills so I could sit at home all day and do nothing. But if I had a billion dollars, I literally wouldn’t know what to do with it.

    The average person has no concept of how much a billion dollars really is. I would literally just start doing things to see what I could get away with. I would start an Antarctican Basketball team called the Eskimo Pies and have practice outside. I would pay the FBI to round up all my enemies and give them cholera. I would pay North Korea to start a war with South Africa. I would pay a team of scientists to develop Artificial Intelligence then hook it up to the internet. I would bribe half of congress to pass a bunch of laws, then release the footage of me bribing them all to the media.

    Capitalism is a joke. Having a billion dollars is like getting to “Endgame” in an MMO. There’s nothing left to do but fuck around with everyone below you.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    This is why you are wrong…
    ONE TRILLION DOLLARS!

  • Bubs

    The only thing you couldn’t do with a trillion dollars is pay off America’s debt.

  • Wait, there’s no income Kill Screen where dollar bills start filling up your field of vision?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    @maggit86:disqus I made you a stupid move. its in the Tapewyrm

  • UnhealthyNutter

    Dredd wasn’t the first R-rated comic book film of recent times.. Watchman has that honour.

  • UnhealthyNutter

    Fyi Dredd wasn’t the first R-rated comic book film of recent times.. Watchman has that honour.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    repetition is boring.

  • Ben Perkins

    I thought it was The Crow.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    That was 20 years ago.

  • Ben Perkins

    From what I gather from the trailer for Civil War (I did read the comic, so some of the themes are represented) because of the devastation super-heroing brings, the government wants these folks to register and work for them, subsequently giving up their secret identities (if they have one, that is). Cap is a man displaced in time from the end of WWII and strongly believes people’s freedoms should be protected. Most likely it will be more that he’s trying to defend Bucky/Winter Soldier’s innocence. I dunno. Interested on how this film plays out

  • Ben Perkins

    So technically, it came before Dredd, and was successful in its own right.

  • Bubs

    The current intrusiveness of the American Government is a serious issue. What better place to explore it than in cartoony, over-the-top action-schlock with 2dimensional characters? At the end, we all learn something about ourselves and a giant laser shoots into the sky after a fight with aliens. Maybe we can have Bugs Bunny tackle racism next week.

  • Titanium Truxk

    Spawn and blade were rated r

  • Titanium Truxk

    Half of you guys aren’t even talking about deadpool or the video.

  • PrinceFroggy

    He’s been moving towards a safety-at-any-cost attitude ever since then.
    Avengers: Iron Man and co barely prevent an alien invasion of earth.
    Iron Man 3: He has PTSD and has been building suits obsessively.
    Avengers 2: Fearing for the future safety of Earth, he creates an AI to protect the planet.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The comic sucks ass, people. Mark Millar is a fraud.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Spawn was PG-13. #GetYourFactsStraight.

  • Ok, comicbook dorks. You can have this Deadpool and enjoy it. It does not deserve the high reviews it gets but it’s good. 6.2/10. It really drags for long periods and it has a few to many stupid things in it.

    Please don’t make a sequel. Please don’t make more R rated comicbook junk. Get your SuperAffleck turdfest out and make your Fantastic 4’esc Suicide Squad bull**it movie and let’s be done with comicbook movies. It all peaked back in 2007-2008 with Dark Knight and Iron Man. You aint no Nolan, you aint no Robert Downey and it’s downhill from now on. Please stop Hollywood.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    who?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    A Men.

  • You slut!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Star Lord, man. You know? Legendary outlaw?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “Please don’t make a sequel” Too late, it’s already been green lit.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    OH YEAH! OH YEAH! I FUCKING LOVE BATMAN! FUCKING BATMAN! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiEpFeoRzo4

  • Figures.

  • Aaaand I turned it off after 13 seconds.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Really? Can’t you see this is a brilliant parody of fanboy reactions?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Also what you wrote is reddit in a nutshell. Or Screen Junkies except for you not masturbating to the money given to them by idiots.

  • Hey, I got better things to do. Like having important business correspondence via the interwebz.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I love fucking Batman… but he wasnt that into it.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    You wouldn’t give to to Yeezy?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Robin Hood?

  • I don’t know exactly what that means. This is the only place I hang out on. I’m not familiar with Reddit or Screen Junkies. SJ is to loud and reddit is a mess.

    #GetOfMyLawn

  • Domo

    He didn’t have to change his adult diapers 1/3 of the way through the trailer.

    Clearly he’s a cynical schmuck.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    How do you prepare to be Batman? Simple, watch cartoons.
    http://i.imgur.com/au8uur3.jpg

  • Spoiled Ants

    B-b-but this one is raping the 4th wall and swearz’n shit….

  • Spoiled Ants

    I laughed assuming he was making a commercial for tampons.

  • Spoiled Ants

    Blackface Ted Danson

  • Spoiled Ants

    Apocalypse in a far far galaxy…

  • Spoiled Ants

    Please, please not another one of those Jedi Holocaust films…

  • Spoiled Ants

    Not bad. Mediocre maybe.

  • Joe

    I have all the answers because I’m an expert in things that have never ever happened:
    *Spoilers for HitB*
    Jay and Mike are secret assholes.

  • It’s like poetry, it damerons.

  • Spoiled Ants

    Yeah, as much as I like Rich, his SC performance was cringeworthy and passive.
    Maybe they make female reboot next year.

  • That’s a pretty rapey smile on Batman’s face.

  • His rhymes are usually pretty tight.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    #Yeezus lyfes matters

  • Moke

    doesn’t a corrupt government not contradicts catpn merica? Cause he is a symbole of the USA? That was probably the joke but it has something of fighting his inner demons. Something a “fine hero” that caliber never should have in the first place.

  • Moke

    that’s the spirit!

  • That Nigerian prince isn’t going to lend himself a couple of thousand dollasrs by himself.

  • You doing business with him, too? Interested in a joint venture, maybe?

  • Moke

    Nobody is suspecting anybody. We are just concerned about you, that is all.

  • If it includes rolling and smoking joints, I’m in.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Can’t stop watching that Mike Snow music video. It’s like, so ridiculous and awesome at the same time. I love when the bad guy’s about to kill the dude and the end of work buzzer rings….

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    He’s going to be a handsome old man…

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Bugs Bunny would trigger all the millennials. Bugs Bunny is known to perform in black face, makes a mockery of transgenders, etc.

  • I don’t do drugs, you weirdo, and certainly don’t have a bong in my cupboard.

  • I wanna rip your beard off and ’cause you horrible pain.

  • What about dildos or buttplugs? Do you have those?

  • Nah, they’re all gone, since I don’t have female visitors anymore. But I still got my cock ring! WEEE!

  • Why is this place so dead? Did Deadpoo kill all RLM fans?

  • Your hair scared everybody away.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I realized that, I like it, I like it a lot:
    http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3261/1895/1600/attachment.jpg

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Speaking of poo; back to binding of Isaac…..

  • Moke

    I tried to start some interesting discussions but I was ignored. It’s all about Deadpoop now.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Oh Andy. <3

  • Joe Syxpac

    I’m not sure why anyone was surprised by this. The movie that first sparked interest in making big budget Marvel movies was rated R. The fact that they moved away from that formula was kind of an anomaly.

    Though I guess you can’t really make an R rated Spiderman movie. That would be as odd as a Superman movie where Superman snaps someone’s neck.

    So keep an eye out for a Blade reboot as well as (another) Punisher reboot.

  • tOmy`

    Punisher, Blade and Ghost Rider are all in talks for R rated TV shows.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I like your new face; not bad for someone who has been dead for 15 years. And I don’t mean Reagan! Hey ohh!!!!

  • Joe Syxpac

    I wanna see the classic 80s Ghost Rider with the big leather collar and the chopper made of pure fire. Not that bullshit one with the chain.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Somewhere right now there’s a movie exec polishing Ryan Reynolds’ balls.

  • tOmy`

    We did talk a lot about Deadpoool before.

    That’s the first time we have an actual defense.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Right now someone in a studio is thumbing through old Marvel comics.

    Pretty soon they’ll come across Morbius, Man-Thing, Moon Knight, and Hellstrom.

  • tOmy`

    My bet is that they wanna create R rated Marvel TV Show Universe, that ties into MCU.

    I am not sure whether they can all fall within the Hell’s Kitchen setting, but If I remember correctly, Jessica Jones + Daredevil already occupy the same time-line within MCU and the same setting. JJ also introduced Luke Cage who will have his own show this year.

    So I assume that’s the plan.

  • Moke

    deadpool ofc.

  • Joe Syxpac

    That mean Iron Fist is showing up too?

    Cuz then you gotta rate it XXX.

  • The fact is that not all movies need to be R-rated but some are definitely better if they are.

  • tOmy`

    Bwahahahahaaaa, look what I just found:

    “The character will be making his live-action debut in a Netflix developed Iron Fist television series, the fourth and final in a series of shows that will culminate in a Defenders miniseries alongside Daredevil, Jessica Jones and frequent partner Luke Cage.”

  • tOmy`

    I haven’t seen Daredevil yet, so I am not sure how well they used the R rating.

    In case of JJ it was kinda pleasant and refreshing, because they didn’t have to hold back with the story. You can’t create a TV show about rape-culture for 13yo.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Oh, shit….

    This opens the door for Marvel Zombies.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Can I call em or what?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Where the fuck are you going?

  • Tru dat.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    The concept was great. The execution made me stop reading comics for five years.

  • This video is strangely profound. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlptgqP_PEA

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I wouldn’t mind the success of comic book films if it were more spaced out, so we could breathe a little in between them. It’s just the fact that it’s the only thing going (other than Star Wars) that’s irritating.

    Hollywood execs are like locusts. Once they’ve consumed every natural resource, they move on. And Moon Knight, the Punisher and Lobo are next.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Just off screen so I could make a proper entrance to the scene. Then I exploded…. because.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I’m still waiting eagerly for Planet Bulk.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I feel like there’s so little to say about the film itself. To steal a trite line from professional athletes, “it is what it is.”

  • Like Icare

    You lasted 13 seconds? You must have nerves of steel.
    Or if not steel per say than some other high-endurance alloy.

  • Like Icare

    Yes. This.

  • Let us take a moment to remember the greatness of “The Amazing Bulk”.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywaR-Lq_ayk

  • tOmy`

    Speaking of comedies full of pop culture references and sex: Anybody watching You’re The Worst?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHqjJ9WYl0A

  • tOmy`
  • I didn’t laugh even once until she watched him jerk off. I did that once too. And came, so that makes me automatically better than him. WHAT?

    Where’s my prozac?

  • I’ve seen it. The Nerdwriter is pretty good.

  • tOmy`

    Yup, he is.

    I wish I was over educated attractive middle class white dude with smarts.

    But I chose drinking.

  • Like Icare

    You could always go into movies…
    Nowadays, you can burn it all on 4 or so action spectacles.
    Or you could finance a bunch of cheap sequels to movies like Dredd.
    Or you could buy up crap movies and remove them from the face of the Earth.
    Do Best of the Worst destruction on the global scale – sue everyone for every copy and burn every copy that exists.

    Just imagine erasing the global evidence of Adam Sandler’s career… though you’d probably need more than a single billion for that.

  • tOmy`

    The trailer doesn’t make it much justice, as they obviously went for the shock value of “look what we can do on television these days”.

    Not to defend the show too much, but for a dumb comedy, it ain’t that dumb.

  • It’s oh-so-self-aware and oh-so-deconstructive. I just hope it doesn’t end with them falling in love because that would undermine the whole idea.

  • I choose suicide.
    #knowyourpriorities

  • tOmy`

    Oh, so you watch it?

    Yea, I am like 6 episodes in. I picked it up because I heard it was one of the best comedies of the year – not sure exactly why, but then again, I am not sure what else is there.

    And absolutely agree with your assessment. However, you know that’s exactly what they gonna do, right?

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I wonder if Deadpool will prove to be a bit of a gut punch to Suicide Squad. It’s still quite a way to go until August, so all the buzz will inevitably die down, but Deadpool’s success might look Suicide Squad look comparatively tame and toothless.

  • Spoiled Ants

    I’m not familiar with either comic franchise, but I give Deadpool a pass while looking forward to Suicide Squad.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I make the comparison mainly because Suicide Squad seems to be marketing itself as as the irreverent, more violent, “not for kids” comic book film. But after Deadpool it might not be considered any of those things. Just a thought.

  • Spoiled Ants

    I think I’ll keep bingewatching Broad City instead :/

  • No, actually, that’s what I surmised from the trailer. And yeah, you’re probably right. And then everyone will go “AWWWWW”.

  • Palpatine

    I dig the new haircut.

  • I told you Reagan’s hairdo is immaculate but you didn’t want one.

  • Palpatine

    I’d look weird with it.

  • Mugato

    I could see them doing the opposite of what’s ever been done in Hollywood with Suicide Squad, going back and doing reshoots to make it an R. Because if Hollywood is good at anything it’s missing the point.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Off-screen F bombs. It’s coming.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    I’m glad that other people here are kind of tired of the superhero stuff. Pretty much anywhere outside of this webzone, people who are tired of the barrage of Marvel movies is pretty much branded as an overly-cynical fun-hater. Like, I’ll read the comments on the AV Club and birthmoviesdeath (which, by the way, I really dislike that website but I still read it all the time. That’s on me.) and I practically feel like I’m on a different planet.
    Like, people go on and on about how Marvel is creating a “Greek mythology” and such, and… yeah, cool, but I prefer to see superheroes less as gods and more as escapist power fantasies for children.
    That’s NOT an insult– kids need badass power fantasies! I just wish that they didn’t have to be the very CENTERPIECE of our culture!
    Ugh… fuck it.
    “Movies make me want to be dead.”
    –Mike Stoklasa.

  • I don’t know man. I guess. Part of me wants to accept what you are saying but knowing what usually happens I’m very cautious. But it’s always the same thing over and over again. The only thing I suppose I want is more Karl Urban Dredd. Small scale Karl Urban Dredd, not some dumb-ass save the planet retardation a’la Avengers.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Small scale across the board would be nice. It makes sense for the Avengers to handle planet-threatening events. That’s what the team was made for. But all the solo films should be more personal, the stakes should be lower. And it would add more “oomph” to the high stakes Avengers films.

  • Something tells me they’ll be desperately trying to make it edgier in post-production.

  • Five thousand percent retardation! So much sh**! Omg. An endless orgy of schlock!

    I miss the times when jocks roamed the streets and punched nerds to death. Please support your local hunky jock, he is the only defense. When everyday normal people make Chewbacca noises and quote Yoda and think it’s “”””cool”””” you know Gods wrath is soon upon us. Please act now!

    http://images-cdn.moviepilot.com/images/c_fill,h_900,w_1400/t_mp_quality/jrdgvrgikrb1bcviirr7/how-my-top-five-favorite-comic-book-characters-changed-my-life-forever-awesome-aweso-324301.jpg

  • But it does not work. It becomes a Transformers movie or Attack of the Clones starring Kit Fisto and then it’s all over.

  • Uncle Dan

    I thought it was fine considering the movie they were making. Most of their movies are “This is a fun loose concept, let’s do that with a lot of improv” because they clearly have fun with that.

    But considering the lead of the movie has to carry the movie, it would be great to have another Gillian Bellinger, for example, and Jocelyn seems to be able to make more time for them.

  • Uncle Dan

    Adding digital blood instead of the poof of smoke gunshots.

  • Uncle Dan

    I actually didn’t think about it until this episode, even though I read James Gunn’s post as well, but the Suicide Squad trailer was totally aping the Guardians of the Galaxy trailer by editing it to a popular song.

    I mean, I wasn’t that interested in the movie anyway so I didn’t pay much attention to the trailer, but wow, talk about aping the success of something else without really getting it.

    You have to wonder if they’ve been adding classic pop songs in post production too.

  • Uncle Dan

    Planet Bulk as a sequel to The Amazing Bulk would be pretty… amazing.

  • tOmy`

    That whole Greek Mytology concept has been here forever and to some degree, it’s actually correct.

    Superheroes are our new mythology.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Also, as if we needed more proof, branding and recognition really, really do matter. Deadpool is being lauded for bringing an R-Rated superhero film to life, and being different.

    But “Kick-Ass” did this already. It’s just been forgotten. And it didn’t have Deadpool.

    Alright. That’s basically all I have to say about this movie and the fallout of it.

  • Uncle Dan

    Punisher: War Zone is actually pretty entertaining. It’s not super great, but it’s rated R and probably the best Punisher so far as far as a movie and story go. There’s a lot in it which tries too hard to be 1989 Batman but other than that it’s pretty alright.

  • Uncle Dan

    Moon Knight could be fun if they do a good job with him being a psycho.

  • Which makes me a saaaad Nietzscheanist.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I don’t know, I don’t quite see the comparison as so linear. I only saw the first Guardians trailer, the one that ends with the guy standing next to Dewey Cox saying “What a bunch of a-holes.” I thought that trailer didn’t have the 70s song in it until the very end, and only for a few seconds.

    Suicide Squad had its trailer perfectly paced by the flow of Bohemian Rhapsody. It felt different to me. I think the comparison to GotG is a little convenient.

  • Uncle Dan

    Kick-Ass kind of did a different thing though. It became the thing it was making fun of.

    Deadpool though… people are talking about how it’s successful *because* it’s R-rated, but there isn’t really a way to do Deadpool properly without it being R-rated, and the people working on it seemed to be keen on adapting the character properly.

    Some people are talking about being excited for sequels or expanding Deadpool into the universe and I think that would be horrible. It’s probably going to happen, beacuse money, but I much prefer if this is just a one-off movie.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    “marvel zombies deserve the gas chamber”

    -dscw AND the staff&community of Batmannews.com

  • dollar store cashier wife

    CBM is currently a huge part of pop culture zeitgeist. If Thor 2 can make money anything can. The success of yet another of these films means jack fucking shit.

  • Uncle Dan

    Possibly, I haven’t watched the Suicide Squad trailer beyond the first time.

    It does fall in line with the general Hollywood tendency to “Do that thing that people liked that sold that other movie!” which is normal but also… weirdly predictable.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    Yeah, they’re our new mythology, but it’s a mythology where complex ideologies pretty much boil down to “this guy punches this other guy” and a blue laser shoots into the sky.
    And then there are vapid thinkpieces about Black Widow’s uterus.
    I like superheroes and all but the whole theme of an ubermensch saving the day by killing a disposable and unmemorable villain is starting to wear a little thin with me.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Antman. Fucking Antman. That was when I knew the end was nowhere near in sight.

  • Uncle Dan

    I dunno. Ant-Man started as an Edgar Wright movie. Then once he left it was already too far along to cancel and they figured they could make money with it.

    That it can be successful is probably mostly due to the Marvel brand, but the fact that it was made is a little more complex considering they probably weren’t even going to make it if not for Edgar Wright.

  • Red Skeleton

    Wasn’t there another R-Rated Superhero film? Came out in 2009. It was called, uh, Watch Man, or something…?

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    It has nothing to do with the quality or content of the film. The fact that an Antman movie existed and was successful was mystifying to me.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    I like Batman, but his fans are the fucking worst.
    “We like Batman because he’s not like other superheroes! He’s NORMAL, man! He has no powers! Aside from the money he inherited and the improbable number of unrealistic skills he has! If you dare criticize him, I will STRIKE you down because he’s MY power fantasy that *I* identify with!”
    …actually, you know, I think that any overzealous fanboy of any superhero kind of sucks.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I didn’t even know it was R-Rated. I couldn’t bring myself to watch it at the time.

  • Uncle Dan

    Overzealous fans in general, the kind who want to shit on other fans, are just horrible.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I like superheroes as a meeting point between those two extremes. Not quite God-like idols to be worshipped, not quite insipid punchfests, but rather representative of certain ideals, some of which a person might want to strive for.

    Superman: Truth, justice and the American way

    Green Arrow: Relentless liberalism

    Batman: Everyone but me is an asshole

  • Red Skeleton

    It was p-tight. It had boobies, and people exploding. A vast improvement over Alan Moore’s other work writing the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and V for Vendetta films.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    And then pretend like they’re better than other overzealous fans.
    “Lol Bat-tards are gayfaghomos. Lol, let me explain why Superman would win in a fight so I can validate the fact that I’m a fan of the more pants-wettingly awesome character.”

  • Like Icare

    Yeah, Kick-Ass completely changed and neutered the story which is supposed to make fun of people who think that they too could fight crime if only they tried and wanted it hard enough.

    And I just can’t get the idea out of my head that it all came to be in the first place because Mark Millar got to feel on his own skin that just because you train kickboxing, it doesn’t mean it won’t still hurt to get beat up OR that you’re gonna be any good at it.
    And then like a sellout that he is, he made more.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    Yes, I like superheroes as aspirational figures. Which is why I dislike the fact that these movies are more about… just creating more movies than really focusing on the characters.
    They do a PRETTY good job with it, but it just doesn’t connect with me for some reason.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Yes, but when you boil it down it’s still an R-Rated superhero film with violence and profanity. As was Deadpool. I was more pointing out that Deadpool isn’t something we haven’t seen before.

  • tOmy`

    Oh, it’s not about the story / characters.

    It is about the concept of superhumans doing superhuman shit in our reality. Or something.

    (That’s at least what I remember, but since I don’t give too many fucks about it, I can’t explain it better. Also: vine.)

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    The two films that really nailed this for me were The Winter Solider and Iron Man 3.

    The Winter Soldier showed that Cap’s romantic ideas of America and freedom transcend time and modern-day cynicism.

    Iron Man 3 showed a man learning to be a hero without his armor. A measure of what’s on the inside.

    Nothing else, from a character standpoint, has really come as close for me as these two did.

  • Earth

    Whatever, when other kids were reading kiddy superhero crap, I was reading actual Greek Mythology.

  • I like to masturbate in public parks.

    There, I said it.

  • tOmy`

    Speaking of Deadpool: 2016 music watch!

    Iggy Pop – Post Pop Depression: Come here, you beautiful bastards, and give me a cocaine fueled hug, if this was the way to send Iggy off, than he should be happy. QOTSA and AM supporting Iggy is every geeks wet dream. 9/10
    Kanye West – The Life of Pablo: Not flawless, not finished, not released. Yet again, just baffling, inconsistent and deranged – something that Kanye does very well. 8/10
    Hilltop Hoods – Drinking From The Sun, Walking Under Stars Restrung: Adelaide orchestra did their best to transform last two albums of the Aussie hip-hop phenomenon and when it works, it works really great. There is a couple of cracks in the crystal kangaroo, but then again, this was always just an addition to the b-side of their catalogue. 8/10
    Ty Segall – Emotional Mugger: Mainstream success never made Ty to swap the experimental formula of grunge and stoner’s rock, so it still plays as dirty and dusty, as before. 7.5/10
    The Cult – Hidden City Oh, look who is back. The Cult still beat the dead horse of mediocre hard-rock as expected, saving grace being it doesn’t insult your intelligence, the problem being that it is sorta forgettable. 6/10
    Elton John – Wonderful Crazy Night: Recorded under 14 days, it is far from perfect, but it sounds like everyone had a great time recording the album. There are certain problems with production and writing, but nothing that would deserve hate. 6/10

  • Earth

    I can’t even remember the last superhero movie I watched. They’re all blurring together in my brain now. I think it was Ant-Man, which was shit. Not sure if I saw anything after that.

  • Earth

    How do you know all this? How does your brain manage all these movies and all these musics?

  • tOmy`

    I have most of these album on repeat for last week or two (while working / gaming).

    Reading just a bit about it on top of that is like an hour of work tops.

  • Palpatine

    Iggy Pop is still alive?

  • tOmy`

    He will outlive us all, dude.

  • Palpatine

    I haven’t seen a single MCU movie. True story.

  • Earth
  • tOmy`

    I can’t function without music. Truth be told, I manage like 10% of new stuff at best, usually just paying attention to something famous / important / something I know for years.

  • Earth

    Whaaaaaat?

  • Palpatine

    I just haven’t. I just don’t have any intrest in seeing any.

  • Earth

    Speaking of music, does anyone know where I can find that sad drunk music they played when Mike was drinking from the flask? I feel it sums up my existence.

  • tOmy`

    I think somebody posted it already. I don’t have the link, tho.

    Try looking on reddit, but wear safety gogglies and rubbly gloves.

  • Palpatine

    That’s because he’s also Sarah Jessica Parker.

  • Earth

    Oh noooooooo

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    It’s that Miami life.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I think the last one I saw was the x mans movie with Frasier from “Cheers” in it.

  • Earth
  • Earth

    But they got explosions and colours!

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    It’s mostly fluff. There’s a couple good, substantive character movies in there, but the rest is wank, to be forgotten the next day.

  • Palpatine

    I’m not being cynical towards them or anything, I’m just not a big comic book fan.

  • Palpatine

    Yeah, because that first amazing one totally demanded a sequel:
    http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tv/image/1376/36/1376361726525.png

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    I can gripe about how I don’t want superhero movies to go on forever, but I really do love ‘Winter Soldier.’
    That counts for something.

  • Earth

    Neither am I. But I am a masochist.

  • Ben Perkins

    Granted, the Civil War series may not have been liked by many people, but it was a big event for the company, or else we probably wouldn’t have a comic film with the same name.

    As far as Millar being a fraud, granted some of his work isn’t very palatable for many people, but just how is he a fraud? He writes comics, he’s always written comics. Is he taking the credit for someone else writing them? No snark intended, I’m just curious why you have decided he’s a fraud? Maybe not your favorite writer? Fine. Maybe he is a little repetitive with his work? I’ll grant you that. Sell out? That’s certainly debatable, but I’ve never thought of him as a fraud. Can you elucidate me?

  • Ben Perkins

    In law, fraud is deliberate deception to secure unfair or unlawful gain, or to deprive a victim of a legal right. What has Millar done that would put him in this category?

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Because it was an entertaining film with something to say.

  • Red Skeleton

    I tried to guess the movie based on the contents.

    “Fear and Loathing 2.”

    I was wrong.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Sounds risky. I guess the thrill must be the allure of it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I understood that reference

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Sad/fun fact: Ant-man made more money than any movie from the Cornetto trilogy. Even if those movies are far more memorable… well, SotD and Hot Fuzz certainly are. The World’s End didn’t make much of an impression on me, I need to rewatch it.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I don’t know how they’d be able to fit Deadpool in those dreary X-Men movies. At best, they can have Deadpool movies where he teams up with certain characters like Cable, Wolverine, Gambit, etc.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    “Try to understand. There are two kinds of college students: jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time.”

  • Palpatine

    Fun fact: Through the Looking Glass is Alan Rickman’s last film!

  • The first one was so amazing, I turned it off after 20 minutes.

  • Box Office Cancer!

    #TrueStory #AskBowie

  • Hank_Henshaw

    He has no superpowers, but he can punch Darkseid in the face and dodge his omega beams. A truly realistic Batman would’ve died during his first night as a crime-fighter. Batman is ok, but he is about as believable as G’nort.

  • Did it… turn you on before that?

  • My hero. Punch those nerds. Make’m pay for what they’ve done.

  • No, I can’t fap to CGI monsters.

  • Palpatine

    What about Johnny Depp dressed like a clown?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Did you read Spider-Man One More Day?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    So, that’s what killed him… bummer.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He ain’t no Keith Richards.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    When you don’t make Sacha Baron Cohen Freddie Mercury you make him star in this shit. Fuck you, Brian May and Roger Taylor.

  • Oh, yes, absolutley! I love it! Whoever designed that costume deserves an Oscar shoved so far up their ass until they get anal bleeding.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No he is a clown.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I did, but only years later. Spiderman had already been broken for me on account of the ‘Peter Parker is turning into an actual spider’ and ‘Gwen Stacy had an affair with Norman Osborn’ fan fiction stories.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • I kinda wanna see him fail really, really hard.

  • tOmy`

    Back to Deadpool, please.

    I can’t stand people ruining shit I actually care for. But lemme just repeat myself: Fuck anyone who thought it is a good idea for Pink to cover White Rabbit. Fuck them with a hookah.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Oh he will no doubt. He’s sandwich between Justice League and Star Wars. He’s losing money.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    That entire article is just a collection of buzzwords. Amazing.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Kathryn Bigelow hoisting that Oscar. It was as if that statue became a golden middle finger.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You actually care about this movie? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXkF2viFDgU

  • tOmy`

    No, Alice in general.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Wouldn’t you logically not look forward to this movie based off how the last one wasn’t really Alice in Wonderland?

  • Red Skeleton

    Aren’t we due another string-a-thong about now?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Blame that fucker Joe Quesda.

  • I wish he’d go back to making awesome hand-crafted action movies, but that’ll never happen. He’s an entrepeneur now.

  • tOmy`

    Fuck no.

    I saw the first one that put together a game I grew up on and a tale I was reading since I was like 5. And they fucked it up.

    So fuck the sequel, fuck everyone involved, especially since they will do the same shit again, but this time, they also ruined one of my favorite songs. Because these vultures never have enough.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No, Cameron’s an artist. Making important movies like Avatar 2, Avatar 3, and Avatar 4.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I don’t mind her voice.

    She performed with the guy from Fun on the Grammys a few years ago or something, and the amount of comments on my newsfeed praising the Fun guy and shitting on Pink were mystifying. He sounded like complete shit and she was thoroughly out-singing him in every way.

  • SHE DID WHAT? *googles*

  • tOmy`

    I don’t mind Pink, but that song… fucking hell. At least the trailer version is abysmal.

    Why couldn’t they use the freaking original, when they really wanna go for the “dirty” vibe of Alice?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Why couldn’t Borat be Freddie Mercury instead? This is all Brian May and Roger Taylor’s fault.

  • *slits wrists*

  • Wizard Phoenix

    She fucked a rabbit?!?!

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I just listened to it. Her singing on it sounds pretty great. It’s the dumb electronic snare on the 2’s and 4’s that sucks.

  • tOmy`

    It just… doesn’t work like that.

    There is a reason Jefferson Airplane recorded that song and the oldschool, Woodstock, dirty hippe drug influenced metaphor needs to sound the way it does – IMO.

    I am a bit biased, but I see this decision as dumb and retarded. Just because little kids don’t know anything about the song doesn’t mean they have to fling it over to some hackass producer and pop “star”.

  • Palpatine

    Does he realize what movie comes out a week before?

  • tOmy`

    And plus (god, I am angry):

    This is just pandering to everyone by now. While the first one was just pandering to the game fans and the story fans, this one is trying to get some cynical hipster cred by using this song. And slap it on a PG13 movie.

    They can’t have everything at the same time. They can’t have the cake, eat the cake, shit the cake and then consume it again. I DEMAND LARS VON TRIER ALICE!

  • tOmy`

    Speaking of Alice: Did you know that Czechs already had a shot at Alice?

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095715/

    Czech (haha) out the photos. You see, Hollywood? YOU FUCKING SEE?!

  • Palpatine

    I hated the Burton one because the animated Disney one was one of my favorites as a kid.

  • I guess she did.

  • Pitch Perfect 3?

  • Hey, bribing journalists is not cheap, kids. The man runs a business.

  • Palpatine

    Exactly!

  • Damn, dat Cameron is fearless.

  • Jay’s string-a-thong?

  • Palpatine

    I’ll take that over Burton’s schlock film any day.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    By infantilizing the Na’vi culture, James Cameron shows his clear #whiteprivilege. Also, the fact that there are no gay couples in the Na’vi culture is a clear sign of #heteronormativeoppression.

    How’s DEM for buzzwords, boyo?

  • Jegsimmons

    hundreds of experiences…..same number i had with your mother.

  • Earth

    Yeah it’s amazing. Good work you psycho-fucks.

  • Titanium Truxk

    I was just joshin u guys

  • Titanium Truxk

    It’s felt R tho.

  • Jerome Gorden

    The unexpected success of Deadpool caught the money-making corporate hacks at Marvel totally off guard – like a nuke suddenly going off in the city. Great symbolism as guys (I think).

  • Is it as good as Eastern Europe’s favorite cat and mouse team?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2_dhUv_CrI

  • Here’s how a Deadpool cameo in an X-men movie should work. Of course he’s restrained most of the movie to keep him from ruining the tone. And then during the battle scene, he’s telling the cameraman to look away so the kids don’t see what he’s about to do to the mooks.

  • I resent that sentiment. Eastern European cartoons were cool. We had cigarette smoking wolves in them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTG6g-ffjco

  • Upvote strikes again. We must combat this upvote menace before it gets out of hand. Wait.

  • I just realized we never got a Fuck You It’s January.

  • Like Icare
  • OMNI

    We got fuck you it’s January and fuck you no holiday stream-a-thon so a Double Fuck Fuck you it’s January, and it starting to seem like “fuck you it’s YEAR!!!”

  • OMNI

    Jan Svankmajer is way cooler than Tim Burton and his works are awesome. I must check that movie out.

    His Faust movie is awesome too and anything by the brothers Quay.
    Their only full length movie is with Terry Gilliam and it’s called “Piano Tuner of Earthquakes”.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Oh damn I’d pay big money to see that. the LVT Alice I mean.

  • And who said only manual labour is obsolete?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    You did. It was called Space Cop.

  • Yes. This.

  • What has he been smoking, cigarettes?

  • Deadpool is dead to me!

    #Gettttttttttttit?

  • It’d be the most depressing thing in the world.

  • Like Icare

    That kinda reminds me of Surogat (Ersatz). Yugoslavia’s only Oscar.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2pesJN4q0M

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Right up my alley!

    #the taste of lyfe

  • #triggerwarning

  • The bitter taste of sorrow. I love it!

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Two videos (excluding the Space Cop promotional crapy) in 30 days is a pretty big you know what…

  • Like Icare

    That kinda looks like nightmare fuel.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    You in the early 1980’s; getting to know the people.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    In the animation style of the Christmas Tree no less…

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    thanks for the warning…

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    WTF?

  • He’s some kind of upvote vigilante.

  • Gobshite

    Is it? I don’t think so. Blade came before Watchmen. I said recent times, ie within the decade, so I wasn’t wrong.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I know right; Geezzzzz

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Terminated, even?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Shit man, FUCK!

  • Short. Controlled. Bursts. Of Laughter.

  • Like Icare

    It still works perfectly as a description of urinating down on the masses.

  • #incontinentiashaming

  • Palpatine

    Who the hell is UpvoteStrikesAgain?

  • This upvote vigilante must be stopped!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Speaking of comics how do to you pronounce Ra’s al Ghul? Is it Rahs or Raysh? Make up your damn mind!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    He’s a good samaritan…

    http://i.imgur.com/hKhQI1k.jpg

  • Raysh is what I heard in Batman Arkham Asylum and that’s what I’m sticking with…
    Although… Rahs sounds better.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    But according to a lot of other people it’s Rahs. This is confusing.

  • Tomato, tomahto.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He’s a silent guardian…

  • Palpatine

    Da Nolan moopies r stewpid.

  • Palpatine

    Raghs ah Gagh is how Bale says it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Batman with thwords

  • Palpatine

    I love The Dark Knight, Batman Begins is pretty good, and The Dark Knight Rises is an okay film.

  • Palpatine

    Huge, yuge.

  • Moke

    We will probably never know. But I will honor his (or her?) name for ever.

    No seriuosly I think it’s one of the RLM guys to say thank you or something. Maybe all of them via accountsharing. Or I like to imagine that.

  • Paulus Nuns

    If only I could upvote him…I think his aim is making us feel guilty.

  • Moke

    One day Magg you have to teach me how to photoshop. Your work is awesome!

  • The key is that these images are small, you can’t see the shortcomings.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    /rɑʃ ɑ gʊ̈l/ (the initial /r/ is trilled)

  • AKA Mr. Wint
  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Cant b RLM cause they upvote me too.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    “He’s a poet, an’ he’s a picker, he’s a prophet, an’ he’s a pusher”

  • Snake Squeezer

    Hack fraud alert, Hack fraud alert! New season of Better Call Saul on now!

  • So that’s where everyone went?

  • Snake Squeezer

    Doubtful. Pretty sure that’s the post varmint exploding apocalypse.

  • First episode was very much a sleepy FIRST EPISODE. I’ll check out the second although I easily tire of this suburban southwest US setting.

  • They shoot horses, don’t they?

  • tOmy`

    I would love to introduce you to more Švankmajer, but that’s… too specific. Check out our Alice.

  • tOmy`

    I wanted to make a great speech about people hating Deadpool and people loving Deadpool… And how people are stupid and quick to hate / love . But:

    FUCK ALICE IN THE WONDERLAND DON’T DO THIS TO ME AGAIN PLS DO IT RIGHT FUCK MY LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

    So… I am not the one to judge. Sigh. Maybe next time…

  • Some kind of second rate fascism (think ‘business casual’ shudder) is getting a foothold in the USA and all you can think about is fucking what’s-her-name? (Helpful hint [no, really!]: skinny people look best in two dimensions)

  • Cakefarts

    Mrs. Cake Farts is Croatian. I can’t wait to show this to her. She will hate it so much. Fala!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I’m gonna say it. I think that a live-action adaptation of American McGee’s Alice would’ve been more interesting than this middle-of-the-road Burton/Disney nonsense.

  • Palpatine

    Do not question the Great Burton!

  • tOmy`

    McGee’s Alice would be a great horror… Maybe?

    That game feeds from the 4th wall breaking between manual and the actual game. But generally speaking, it was the adult version of the adult Alice we (adults) deserved.

    Alice as a book is FUCKED UP fairy tale and the backstory itself screams FUCKED UP. So… there is a need for proper handling. And fondling.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Was the more recent game any good? I only played the original, all the way back in 2000 or so. It was fun, even if it was no Heretic II.

  • Palpatine

    Lewis Carrol named Alice after a girl he allegedly, um, yeah.

  • tOmy`

    Really???!”!!!!!

  • Palpatine

    Allegedly, Carroll was a pedophile. I’m not saying he was, but there are people out there who think he was.

  • tOmy`

    Sorta?

    I wish I loved it more. It’s a fun game, but the impact is nowhere near the original + it drags towards the end.

    But it is still Alice. For me, that story at least works as the “gritty” version, unlike that movie crap that can’t decide if it wants to be dark or not.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Allegedly.

  • tOmy`

    I know, I am much aware of that.

    But that’s the part of the charm of the book. It’s fucked up. The book itself is sooooo bizarre, the story behind it is (allegedly) very wrong…

    Well, and then you hear THAT song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR8LFNUr3vw

    Alice is… more than fairy tale.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    The movie, which I’ve only seen bits and pieces on cable, is one of the ugliest looking movies in recent memory. The colors and the whole art design is unappealing. It doesn’t even feel really like Tim Burton.

  • Palpatine

    I love how bizarre the story is. It’s a shame that Burton, one of the bizarre masters, did such a poor job with his film.

  • Palpatine

    And I love that song.

  • tOmy`

    It’s fucking abortion of Alice.

    They did everything to make it… nothing. It was the middleground between the tale and the game… so fucking toothless.

    It’s just a fucking big pile of fat nothing… in the realm that has a really shady / scary tale to tell.

  • tOmy`

    I had high hopes.

    But the reality is that you can’t do Alice without the dark shit behind that. (Leave that to Europe)

    And Burton… he is fun, sketchy, black-white stocking kinda guy. He never understood (imo) why people like me have a fetish with that tale.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    People shoot horses for breaking their legs after stepping on a prairie dog holes.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    The next one has a Chinese theme to it, so it’s gonna rake in the big bucks.

  • Uncle Dan

    I atually liked The World’s End possibly the most. I love all of them, but something in the story of the TWE being about being old and dealing with cripping nostalgia connected with me.

    I’d still probably rate SotD as the best overall, even though I’m more familiar with buddy cop movies than zombie movies too.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Should have let Terry Gilliam do it.

  • tOmy`

    I wanted to say one thing today:

    I don’t think the hate towards Deadpool is justified. You bitched and moaned about comic books movies doing the same shit 247…

    And the first movie that listened to you is stupid and cheap and blah blah….

    Sorry, but get a sober point of reference. This is what you (in this realm) wanted.

  • slick moranis

    “doesn’t a corrupt government not contradicts catpn merica?” No. He’s a symbol of what American is at its best not the government. And American at its best is whatever the writers and the zeitgeist of the of the day decide it to be.

  • Palpatine
  • tOmy`

    And honestly: Stop giving a shit.

    I have seen the best mediocrity be one of the best things I have ever seen. So suck my ponm-poms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqRfX1XXHHk

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Some of our friends on this webzone will hate everything and anything*. That’s their thing.

    *You know who you are. Never change.

  • Looks like it’ll be Trump captaining a skeleton crew Republican Party presidential campaign team. Notice how as each Rep. candidate drops out, Trump’s numbers don’t increase; it’s the same lumpenproletariat column

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I won’t.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    I liked ‘Deadpool.’
    I think that, subversive as it was in some areas, it could occasionally be as formulaic as the template it mocked.
    ‘Deadpool’ wasn’t really as off-the-wall as I wanted it to be but, hopefully, now that they’ve got the origin stuff out of the way, they can go nuts in the sequel.
    Overall, I thought it was a lot of fun. And I’m glad that Ryan Reynolds, to some degree, redeemed himself in the eyes of fans.
    I’m in Deadpool’s corner. I’m hopeful.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I havent seen much hate. its Derp dumb but in the best way possible. Adam Scamdler take note: this is funnier than you!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I come here to read snarky comments. It’s the RLM fan way.

  • Palpatine

    Wow, I didn’t think the word “proletariat” was even used any more.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Depends on where you live. Over at my zip code… it’s so common, it isn’t even funny.

  • Well, I’m not speaking conversationally. However, I wanted to get my meaning across with an economy of words.

  • Palpatine

    Nice use of words, comrade.

  • Moke

    ok

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “I don’t think the hate towards Deadpool is justified” Next you’re telling Batman v Superman is going to not bomb.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Alice in Wonderland 2, holy shit it looks bad. I know that somethings don’t deserve any hate towards but this movie is not one of those.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    Did you and I watch the same video? They liked it.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    Yeah, it’s not even the classiest fascism we could get. It’s a bunch of losers. You know, say what you will about the Nazis, but they knew how to be fascist!

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    If it were actually pronounced in the correct Arabic fashon it would be “Rahs.”

    But Neal Adams and Denny O’Neill, the creators of the character, say it should be pronounced “Raysh” but their only real justification for going with what would be the Hebrew pronunciation is basically that they thought it sounded cooler.

    So you have the canonical pronunciation “Raysh” versus the actual real-world pronunciation “Rahs”. Take your pick.

    The Green Arrow show pronounces it both ways depending on who is saying it, the characters actually in the League say “Raysh”, those outside of it say “Rahs”. The DC cartoons (BTAS, Justice League, etc.) always went with “Raysh” because that is the canonical pronunciation. The Arkham video games do this as well. Obviously the Nolan movies went the other way.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    For some reason they overlooked the possibility of him speaking in TV Editese. You know, ‘Monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!” or “This whole city is just like one big chicken waiting to get plucked!” Then Deadpool can express horror at the fact that he can’t seem to swear properly.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    I expect nothing less from a website called “Master Herald”.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    How do they know Na’vi males don’t rub their head tentacles together?!

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    I have no real opinion on her voice but I once had to sit through the song “Fun House” which is maybe the worst song I’ve ever heard.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRM9lI7n-44

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    Antman was good, though.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    The line bandied about is that they created a “modern mythology”, not that they are recreating Greek mythology.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    If they put the Joker and Batman in the commercials it will be successful.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    I skipped ahead a bit. He actually starts crying. It’s embarrassing.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    It’s hard to differentiate the parody from the real thing. Poe’s Law.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    They already greenlit the sequel. And probably the X-Force movie Reynolds wants to make next.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    People should complain more that he’s repeating Dick Cheney’s “one percent chance” line almost verbatim, but maybe that went over people’s heads. Also I guess it’s fairly in line with Batman as he has been portrayed at many points…

  • Archfiend_Baramos
  • See, that’s why terrorists never destroy any american movie studios, ’cause they know they work in their favour.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    While we know that Rich reads comic books, I have the feeling Deadpool is the kind he would deliberately avoid.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    No, it’s their own fault. Literally 30 seconds on Google would explain what it’s rated and why. It is hardly the first R-rated superhero movie, either. Both Punisher movies, Blade, Watchmen, Dredd, etc. are all rated R.

    Also I don’t know about theaters in your area but where I’m at the rating is prominently displayed next to the movie title on the marquees and all that. People have to deliberately ignore it. That’s why the Watchmen showing I was in had a good two dozen 5-10 year olds. That’s why a grandmother was bringing in two pre-school aged kids for the next showing as I was leaving. Because people are idiots who ignore things on purpose.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    I saw plenty of 14, 15 year olds and other teenagers at my showing. Teenagers are an entirely different animal from young kids. Personally I saw plenty of R-rated movies growing up on VHS, but even if I hadn’t I still saw movies like Kill Bill in the theater when I was a teenager.

    No 7 or 8 year olds at the showing I went to, though, thank God.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Anyone else surprised that the first Tim Burton “Alice” is one of the highest grossing movies (before inflation) of all time? What’s the appeal?

  • Moke

    Yeah…Hey! Wait a sec! Is this a back door excuse for the mad man from “Exploding Varmints part 1”? Be honest!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I’m going to stay calm… But the first one was A BUCKET OF FUCKTARDED SHIT! WHAT DID YOU EXPECT!?

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    People saying it will flop are deluding themselves. They are wishful thinkers. A lot of articles also deliberately misinterpret the budget as being 400 million+ when it’s probably around 250 million or a little less. They add the marketing budget to the production budget for BvS while purposefully never doing that for any other movie. Depending on the bias of the reviewer they do this to get people hyped up for the movie (WOW IT COST 400 MILLION IT MUST BE AMAZING!) or use it as a basis for presuming the movie will flop (IT LITERALLY CAN’T MAKE THAT MUCH MONEY! YAY! FINALLY THE END OF THE DARK AGES OF COMIC BOOK MOVIES!).

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Like I said to tOmy.vvv

  • Johnny Depp wears a funny hat. The people love funny hats.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    It has Batman.

  • Moke

    Wow!

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    It had propellers attached to the top similar to the SHIELD helicarriers in the MCU. It was deliberately designed to look different from the ones in the MCU, though, as it was just a reference to them.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Both. upon finding the corpse of a horse or a cow in Victoria’s National Parks it is standard practice in difficult to access areas to blow the corpse up. TruDat. #YEEEHAW!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I think it came out in March therefore nothing stopped it but I don’t get why. Batman v Superman I understand but not Tim Burton’s Alice is Kinda in Wonderland.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    “Haters gonna hate and ain’ters gonna ain’t.”
    -Stephen Hawking, “The Theory of Everything”

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    You kind of went out of your way to make this comparison. It’s not based on anything Rob Liefeld WROTE about Deadpool.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That’s why England still has a queen.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    Why are you posting a story about the budget being 400 million? That’s been thoroughly debunked. They got that number by adding the production budget to the marketing budget, something they do for no other films. It’s just clickbait that I’ve seen on dozens of websites.

  • Bubs

    People like the idea of Tim Burton – that being, the idea that he’s an “artist”. He’s so “unique”, so “out there”, and other pompous terms like that. But he’s not like a REAL artist, like an Alejandro Innaritu who does weird shit, and sometimes it works out and sometimes it doesn’t. Tim Burton is different, but still incredibly predictable. This + name brand recognition = success.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    “If the gravitational constant of the universe is giving you shit pop that bitch with yo gat… Bitch.” Albert Einstein’s Patent application for The General Theory of Gansta! 1915.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    I never knew you could spoil something that is in the actual title but darn if the internet didn’t get worked up about it.

    They also complained that it “spoiled” that Doomsday was in it (despite a zillion rumors stating Doomsday was in it beforehand). And yet when the TMNT 2 trailer showed Krang was in it I didn’t hear a huge cacophony of “Now the movie is SPOILED and RUINED!”

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Drain

    I didn’t hate the first movie but I’d really question why it would get a sequel. Are people really screaming out for a sequel to this?

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    Gambit is so bizarre. Especially casting Channing Tatum. Like Rich said, he’s a big linebacker kind of guy. He’s Colossus!

    To me Doctor Strange is no more risky than GotG or Antman, and since those were both successful I don’t doubt Doctor Strange will pull in money.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Not sure if posted because pun or that Borat was going to be Freddie…

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    Hey, you’re supposed to be sensitive to those stupids and call it the “technical track”, as opposed to the “academic track” (you know, the high track).

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    It was one of the first 3D movies that came out after Avatar, right at the height of 3D movie craze.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I dint know about Mr Cohen… so just for the pun of it.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    He’s like those pop musicians who brand a unique style, but are doomed to repeat themselves for the rest of their career. See: Muse.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    I’m not saying that they’re literally creating the Greek mythology, I’m saying that they’re creating something that’s comparable to it.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Oh, that’s right! I remember the hype now. And just like Avatar the home viewing experience was underwhelming. Flat angles of characters walking through environments without any tension. Good reminder to only watch gimmicky 3D movies in the theater.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    The answer to your question begins with an “m” and rhymes with “honey”.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • “This video instantly relieved me. – 10/10”
    Customer review

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I’m glad you came to this…

  • Moke

    I think Avatar could be a pretty good movie if the characters and the story would be less Disney and more “Princess Mononoke”. But that would have mean for Cameron taking risks.

  • I like the sharp imagery and the manhandling of long pointy objects.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    One sword is Phallic, two swords is kinky.

  • Moke

    I think he is wasting his talent. But since his “Sparrow” broke free I don’t care anymore to be honest.

  • Can’t even shoot proper porn movies!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Whats this then!… Oh, wait…. nearly got me.

  • One of these days… one of these days…

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Fucking wow… jet lag and Australian beer make Matchbox 20 even worse.
    http://www.tmz.com/2016/02/20/rob-thomas-black-austrailian-melbourne-video/
    #TRIGGER WARNING Matchbox 20.

  • Bubs

    ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

  • Joe Syxpac

    Nah, Monet has been dead forever.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I so should have said that!

  • Joe Syxpac

    Is it gonna be a stop motion animated musical?

  • disqus_fnwCMQDX7u

    just saw deadpool “totally legally.” sucked.

  • Joe Syxpac

    I’m sitting here trying to figure out what an R rated Fantastic Four would be like.

    If the Thing runs around without pants is he gonna be anatomically correct?

    Will we get to see invisible tits? Is that even possible?

    Does Johnny Storm get his powers from VD?

    Can Mr Fantastic use himself as a rubber?

    Is it gonna be “Clobbering the fuck outta that shit” time?

  • Bubs

    Mr. Fantastic: “Want to see what else I can stretch?”
    Ad nauseam.

  • Joe Syxpac

    There’s gotta be a reason they call him Mr. Fantastic.

  • We’ll fix it in post.

  • Only the corpse of Reagan can save them now!

  • He may be talking to us.

  • Even exploding rodents are funnier than Adam Sandler.

  • What about Manet? Oh wait, he’s dead too.

  • Just make those breasts visible with some sprinkling of the cocaines.

  • Red Skeleton

    That’s gonna be great.

  • Red Skeleton

    “economy of words?”

    How Bourgeois.

  • Domo

    I wonder what happened to Mr. Plinkett and Kris Kringle’s relationship to make Mr. Plinkett want to hang himself.

    Was he just not a good cuddler?
    Too much of a pretentious asshole?
    Not enough ugly Christmas sweaters to go around?

    So many options it might as well be its own show!

  • Like Icare

    No biggie.

    It’s actually not without artistic merit and it was rather modern for its time, with all those abstract and surrealist sound and visuals.

    Tom and Jerry cartoons from that era were rather similar.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyZDkiYeTno
    Probably cause they were made in Czechoslovakia.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_and_Jerry#Gene_Deitch_era_.281961.E2.80.9362.29
    Though, the trend is clearly still there in the later Chuck Jones toons as well. There’s just more money
    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2fjqlm

    Now… while on the topic of Surogat and Czechs…
    This was made in joint Yu-Czech production by the director of Surogat.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3azjxDMLg0
    It’s one of the few Yugoslavian SciFi productions.

    For RLM comment bonus points – it loops right back into tOmy` opening post, as the director of Alice above created this monster from THIS movie.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2H6toiusdo

  • Bubs

    I was totally expecting you to say it.

    Also, I think these videos are great and would love to see more.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I’m going to call you steve.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I think it was the Massive Dildos! massive massive dildos…

  • Welcome Back Otter

    Marvel’s planning to fill their films with rape, incest and patricide?

  • I just hate Hollywood so much I loose control sometimes.

    #XoXo

  • Welcome Back Otter

    Why should Hollywood stop making comic book movies when comic books themselves have been a form of entertainment for 100 years? besides, comics have been fodder for movies for generations. All that’s changed is the size of the audience and the money behind the films.

  • Maybe Plinkett liked Mrs. Kringle too much. Or maybe his misogynism wasn’t radical enough for Kringle.
    https://youtu.be/AvsiJppCdmk?t=40m53s

  • disqus_fnwCMQDX7u

    Plus Deadpool, a known pansexual character, has a huge case of the notgays in this movie.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Joe Syxpac

    That sounds hot as hell.

  • Because I said so, that’s why!

  • Is he really that pansexual? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIYNgdTEbr0

  • Uncle Dan

    It’s not so much the spoiling, I think, as much as it is “confirming that it’s exactly as predictable as people expected it to be.”

  • Uncle Dan

    It would get old pretty fast, though. They’d have to work pretty hard to keep it fresh and interesting.

  • Spoiled Ants

    I get that, but that works when they are more or less “themselves”, Rich is also much better doing Plinkett because he’s been doing it for a long time and is able to add some funny improv here and there. He’s just not very good in that stoic role, he didn’t bring anything to the table that is unique or subverse. But I’m judging very harsh now, I’ve never been able to finish SpaceCop to be honest.

    Probably because I’m not a big fan of films that are intentionally ‘bad’, they always end up trying too hard. I made a leap of faith for RLM/SpaceCop, but it didn’t work for me unfortunately. I still quite like their regular shows, so it’s all good.

  • Spoiled Ants

    I don’t know, the trailers make it pretty clear that Suicide Squad is something else (assuming the trailers represent the tone of the actual movie). I can imagine it can still find it’s own audience. But I highly doubt it will be as huge as Deadpool in terms of box office, DP made a sh**load of virals to promote the hell out of that movie (and that’s the thing that turned me off).
    And it’s true that they probably took the edge off Suicide Squad’s Rated R notoriety.
    But, there is a chance that SuicideSquad could still ride on that Deadpool wave, if the audience are still craving the “crazy antisuperhero” niche by August, which is possible.
    Or not, we will see.

  • Tapeworm

    I have nothing nothing against pansexuals (many of my friends choose this lifestyle and I don’t judge them for it, not at all), but personally, I can’t imagine doing it with anything else than a nice wholesome pot.

    My opinion guys, don’t hate.

  • Daniel

    Why couldn’t Rich join this discussion? He likes the comic books!

  • Tapeworm

    He’s getting laid too much.

  • Palpatine

    I think Plinkett wanted to hang himself after he started the nuclear war.

  • Domo

    Colin from Canada is helping with the graphics for the “Get Laid the Rich Evans Way!” how-to video. Lots of explosions, double rainbows, and vampire babies he has to add in there.

    Volunteers are being called upon to help with the foley for that video, too. Because Mike and Jay sure aren’t qualified enough to handle it.

  • Exidor

    Down the rabbit hole!

  • Tapeworm

    I think Jack is helping as well. He’s bald and married, he loves these kinda sci-fi projects.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Foley? Is that when one person throws a prop alien around an empty set while another follows him around with a boom mic?

    #JustSpaceCopExtrasThings

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    My guess is they disagreed on the fine point of whether to enslave hookers or children.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    “Now that’s hot!” says the Human Torch.

    Yeah, I could see that working.

  • Oh Jesus Christ, do I really need to post the Nicieza article?

    Seriously, the guy has had exclusively serious relationships with women, one very important bromance, and joked about being into other dudes.

    Oh no, the movie stuck to the actual characterization of the lead as it was in the comics, and not a fan theory that completely missed the point.

  • tOmy`

    Apparently, they will do the whole bi thing in the sequel.

    For some reason, it feels like execs are still being pussies about it.

    *cough* Constantine *cough*

  • Palpatine

    This is better than the actual film:
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XziLNeFm1ok

  • tOmy`

    Do you remember that couple of months back, before the whole Deadpool fellatio started, we joked about LOBO movie?

    Now I am kinda scared, folks.

  • Gah! Should have stayed Locutus.

  • Moke

    I loved that dinosaur movie as a kid. “Journey to the Beginning of Time” (Cesta to pravěku) is the title. It was MIND BLOWING!

  • That’s a TNG reference.

  • Eero Salmenmäki

    Where are the animated Plinkett videos? None of the links work.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    in the dumpster,right next to Bambi.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    NERDDD

  • Palpatine

    In Hell, where they belong.

  • Eero Salmenmäki

    Then they would fit perfectly to youtube. Why aren’t they there?

  • tOmy`

    You’re The Worst Season 1 (FX)

    “I have to figure out my own shit! And I can’t do that with you sitting on my shoulder like some… stacked cartoon devil, whispering ‘take dicks, do more coke, help me destroy my marriage’.”

    Welly welly well, someone has been watching Californication and decided to tweak its tragedy into juvenile humor and LA rock’n’roll into LA lifestyle. And for better or worse, it doesn’t suck.

    Meet stock characters with alcohol problems, drug problems… well, you know LA. They are tragically unable to form real emotional connections with people they bang, but guess the fuck what! The thing that they have in common might be the connection they need to create the world’s most dangerous and toxic relationship that will leave a trail of destruction in their wake. Well, color me surprised, what an unique twist!

    But fuck that, it’s charming to look at, it has pretty unique soundtrack and its comedy is far from appalling. The show properly shines 7 episodes in, when somebody decided that there need to be crisis, some deeper characterization and actual stake. And that worked tremendously. So yea, if you like 28minutes long shows about sex, drugs and lifestyle, you can see one of them that doesn’t drastically fail. 7/10

  • RLMkeepitup

    that’s sure to get the kids outta the comic book stage

  • Tapeworm

    Didn’t work for me. Of course, maybe I am lying about getting laid.

  • RLMkeepitup

    best of both worlds man

  • Moke

    my guess would be by doing of youtube.

  • Eero Salmenmäki

    Nah. If it were youtube then videos would be marked “removed”. The few videos that are still linked are marked “private”. So it can’t be copyright bs.

  • What’s new at the dollar store, asshole?

  • Alex Lee

    I honestly fail to see the difference between pansexuals and bisexuals.

  • Tapeworm

    Volume?

  • Party’s over, kids! The clown… has arrived!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Bunch of nerds ruining my shifts. I hate this job:(

  • tOmy`

    Oh, for a second there, I thought new Pre-Rec is out.

  • Palpatine

    In the future, my wife is dead. In the past, she isn’t born yet.

  • Earth
  • Maybe ask Karen Allen for a job at the toll booth.

  • Hey, that’s not a Space Cop quote, damn it. You ruined the thing!

  • *slits wrists*

  • Palpatine

    Toll Booth Wife.

  • And I got the new avatar right here: http://imgur.com/LSi1vXI

  • Palpatine

    *Drinks from giant hip flask while looking at Rich Evans.*

  • Thanatos2k

    I think their “master plan” for the projected storyline of Half in the Bag needs some work.

  • tOmy`

    A plan was never part of their plan.

  • Thanatos2k

    I’m really happy they didn’t call it Dr3Dd

  • Palpatine

    What storyline?

  • Thanatos2k

    You have Anakin. You should take him.

  • Thanatos2k

    How is it “Wolverine 3”? It’s like…Wolverine 7 by now.

  • Boose Rolton

    Fuck now I have to bingewatch Rick and Morty (again). You monster.

  • DAT HAIR! HAHAHA! *wipes tears* Amazing! DSCW, use dat avatar! :-PPP

  • Snake Squeezer

    Ok, Mike, you can stop acting like you care about children because Jesse was on set that day.

  • Boose Rolton

    To be completely fair the song is perfectly fitting for the official backstories of the characters. They are tragic villains.

    But yes, the song being a very popular classic and dem dank mey-meyz don’t hurt none either.

  • Snake Squeezer

    I like the pot, too.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Kringle refused to kill all his elf helpers with Raid.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Portland, Oregon?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Nearly to 1,000 comments; back to Star Trek. I watched The Inner Light and both parts of Time’s Arrow this weekend. OMG, so good. Can’t believe I get so much entertainment from a multicultural troop in pajamas, solving mysteries!

  • Snake Squeezer

    So I’m seriously considering wiring a Space Cop sequel. Too much sado masochism, or just enough?

  • Snake Squeezer

    It’s the writing.

  • Snake Squeezer

    huh?

  • tOmy`

    Bisexuals see genders.

    Pansexuals consider themselves gender-blind.

  • What? Don’t you like black people?

  • Is it going to be sexy fan fiction like “My Immortal”?

  • -“He’s in my behind!”
    -The Jedi council is “the Presbyterian church”.

    -The infamous NOOOOOOOOOoooo is: “DO NOT WANT”.

  • Palpatine

    “What the hell are you doing you motherfuckers?!!!!!”

  • disqus_fnwCMQDX7u

    I wouldn’t know, I’m not a comic book nerd. That’s just what my comic book nerd friends told me. And they’re the types who have no interest or investment in making characters queer, so I believed them.

  • Like Icare

    Naah… that’s Avatar territory. Where there’s only one alien species.

    Star Trek has way too many species for that PLUS you can’t really become another species in the end, making love the ultimate transformation of body and… whatever.

  • Snake Squeezer

    The basic idea is Space Cop in the post apocalypse, that he created.

  • Palpatine

    How?

  • Snake Squeezer

    Blowing everything and everybody up in a Star Wort fueled rage.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Maybe he gets a hold of a nuke or something.

  • Palpatine

    He also created his wife’s killer!

  • Snake Squeezer

    Well, there’s that. But I like the idea of him living in a 2058 that is very different from the one he originally came from.

  • Snake Squeezer

    lol

  • RLMkeepitup

    all story points converge at mt everest

  • Snake Squeezer

    Haven’t developed the whole thing with any fine detail yet. Not sure if it’s worth the effort as RLM might not be into to letting it happen. Might just do it for myself anyway. Just thinking out loud.

  • Mrs. Carmichael is a gem! A natural talent, really!

  • Something, something causality loop.

  • This bring up a good question: does anyone know how to write a (mostly) episodic adventure series anymore? Will the 2017 Star Trek TV series be more-or-less episodic or a soap-opera/miniseries style new age TV show?

  • Snake Squeezer

    soap opera miniseries

  • RLMkeepitup

    there seems to be a switch to spreading things out across a season instead of crafting interesting episodes that stand alone. i may be imagining things though..

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    Would Thor and Loki count as incest?
    Loki’s adopted. There’s some wiggle room there.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I was thinking about this the other day. Will the show take on a progression with several character arcs going on at once? Will the main characters all be super geniuses? Will they all be solving murders while simultaneously committing murders? Will the William Riker alternative be rapey instead of a stud? Why, How, Whatttt?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    *Star Worf

  • Palpatine

    Mike: : “It’s like that episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation where Picard and Data go back in time to stop something bad from happening, but they ended up causing it because the thing they tried to stop violated the Prime Directive.”

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I do agree. Everything came together on that season. It’s so strong.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I love the scene when they have just retrieved the snake cane and are talking about what to do next when she barges in with Troi. They act all nonchalant. Geordi’s book is upside down and Troi turns it over. It’s hilarious!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Legal reasons. The reviews of Avatar and Titanic have been blocked in a lot of countries because fox are a massive bunch of dick bags.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    And the second batch of space cop Viddya’s.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Private means the sites creator has limited people’s access. so Mike did it.

  • SyFy’s The Expanse was so guilty of that I wanted to write a letter. Yes, I’m pathetic and I need interests like the flute, instructing robots on Shakespeare, or achaeology.

  • RLMkeepitup

    you need a page in your photo album with pictures of shows that don’t do that. the pictures would have little glowing lights around them for no reason.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    It will take 12 years to be green lite.

  • lucid_flux

    Nah you just didn’t get all the bisexual subtext.

  • disqus_fnwCMQDX7u
  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Agreed.

  • After all these retarded comic book movies I would prefer just reading one instead. If they’d release an R Rated Space Cop comic book, starring Rich Evans. I’d buy it, read it and enjoy it.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    “What if it was just the Witching Hour of Justice? Huh? Ever think of that, WB executives? SPOILED and RUINED!!!”

  • lucid_flux

    Well Deadpool’s girlfriend Pegs him in the movie so we know he’s at least taken a dildo up the ass.

    Is that not gay?

  • disqus_fnwCMQDX7u

    first of all, no it’s not “gay” (hence the girlfriend), and second of all, he was shown not enjoying it.

  • lucid_flux

    Uhh… You don’t know anything about buttsex. It always hurts a little on insert.

    Even as a gay person I can say this with a straight face.

  • disqus_fnwCMQDX7u

    yeah but that’s all they showed. And note that’s not how they showed it with her, though it’s implied it was also buttsex.

  • Domo

    For a non-Star Trek fan, you sure have all this shit figured out.

    I’m on to you.

  • Palpatine

    Wait, is that a real episode?

  • Domo

    Maybe in an alternate timeline, but you’ve gotten the general gist down.

    Plinkett has taught you well.

  • Michael Collins

    wonder would a book being upside down make a difference with Geordi’s visor?

  • tOmy`

    Oh come on, Jeb!, don’t leave so soon, you had soooo many embarrassing moments to go before you finally realized that your political campaign played out like a trailer for Suicide Squad.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    But the irony of a Bush not being able to out stupid Trump is just staggering. Its almost steely or Titanium alloy-y

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I’m surprised Mike wasn’t able to find an episode from TNG he could reference while discussing Exploding Varmints Vol.1. Maybe because Star Trek is essentially a pacifist show. Or maybe it was that Exploding Varmints Vol. 1’s plot was lacking.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I think that his vision through his visor is probably oriented based on axis (just like human vision), but is able to shift the axis much faster compared to lengths a human with regular vision would have to.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    It was an ok movie, but its quality was irrelevant to my surprise at its success.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Not really aiming at financial success with that statement. People will see the film. I meant more in terms of expectation and how people will react to it now that Deadpool exists.

  • William Lee Twitch

    I expect the next episode to have a lot of anal probing.

  • Palpatine

    For a guy named Jeb, he’s surprisgly smart.

  • Here is a story I serve as a PSA on not trying to interact with the movie.

    In the middle of the movie, when Deadpool is talking about having to find Ajax to rescue his girlfriend a guy yelled out, “And fuck her right in the pussy.”

    Not only did no one laugh, no one said anything or made even the slightest noise. You could have heard a pop corn kernel hit the ground.

    It was so fucking pathetic.

  • Moke

    Good point! TNG began like the originals. One episode had nothing to do with the next episode. Later (around the first Borg contact I think but definetly with Tasha Yars death) episodes began to influence each other. As much as I liked that, it became indeed some kind of soap opera with Voyager.

  • RLMkeepitup

    the kids will love it and its good practice for those surprise tsa screenings

  • Joe Syxpac

    I’m pretty sure it’s gonna be a reality show.

  • Joe Syxpac

    With Rich as the caboose.

  • RLMkeepitup

    and Mr. conductor. You know the gif I mean

  • Joe Syxpac

    More potential rated R comic movies, reboots, etc

    Darkman
    Dick Tracy
    Howard the Duck
    Bone
    Duck Tails
    Elfquest
    Garfield
    Archie
    Popeye
    GI Joe

  • Palpatine

    I would honestly watch an R rated GI Joe movie. It can be a gritty, bloody, war movie with a ton of swearing. Something along the lines of Apocalypse Now, you know?

  • Joe Syxpac

    I wish I did.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    He is a fucking genius to keep his reputation out of this shit fest of an election.

  • RLMkeepitup
  • Palpatine

    Tell me about it. The old Jewish guy is the only one who seems good in my eyes.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Imagine Cobra with suicide bombers. A well funded, high tech ISIS.

    I’d be all over a Dick Tracy one too.

    As long as it didn’t have Madonna in it.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Joe Syxpac

    Now I wish I didn’t.

  • fred

    I never realized Harvey Keitel was the pimp in Taxi Driver.

  • fred

    PLLLTZ

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Hearvey is always a Pimp. Chica-Chow!

  • Palpatine

    Cobra… Cobra…

  • Palpatine

    The senator in the movie is named Palantine. Yup.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Still looking good in the buff.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Acceptable if, and only if, they keep the look of the cartoon’s colorful uniforms. You know, like Deadpool. Violence but fun. It’ll also confuse parents that aren’t paying attention.

    Also, a super gory homoerotic Masters of the Universe movie. Like 300, but somehow with more queerness.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Kinda tough to out queer the show. Could add blood though.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I don’t remember the cartoon that much. I do know I tried watching one episode back in the late 90s, in a channel that used to air retro cartoons. I thought “Ah, nostalgia! How bad can it be?” Had to turn it off after a few minutes. Really aimed at little, little kids. Same goes for the 80s Ninja Turtles.

  • RLMkeepitup

    the director appears twice in the film

  • Joe Syxpac

    Yeah, cartoons in those days had basically zero appeal to adults. I’ve tried to go back and watch some of them and only managed to ruin my gilded memories of them.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It is here, my friends. Everybody is good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XziLNeFm1ok

  • Palpatine

    You can’t out-queer He-Man:
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=32FB-gYr49Y

  • Joe Syxpac

    I was gonna put that up, but I figured it was too obvious.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Garfield has to be rated R to accurately depict his unhealthy eating disorder.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    The only one that kinda holds up, is Real Ghostbusters, at least selected episodes of it. It turns to kiddie nonsense once the network took over and stated meddling with creative choices.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Shit, we haven’t made a Daisy Ridley joke with the daisy chain they mentioned!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I’m not. i’m bad baby!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Or a Garfield without Garfield movie, directed by Todd Solondz.

  • Domo

    Are you saying Ripley is also part of the chain? And Ray Charles?

    Sold!

  • Joe Syxpac

    That would be wonderfully depressing.

  • Palpatine

    “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.”

  • Joe Syxpac

    I heard George Lucas was in charge of remastering that movie.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Do you fuck on i

  • Hmm. Ok. My ears are not bleeding but my eyes are. What gives? It’s my favorite movie. After Deadpool of course. Did you know Deadpool took 12 years to make? Hahahaha. I laugh because I’m so happy. You know what, after this I’m gonna watch The Blues Brothers 2000 starring black singers and a white dude. I might even murder my family with an axe. Oops. Never mind. I just wanted you to know I love Deadpool so much.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Is

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Ryan Reynolds has indeed been trying to make Deadpool since 2004. That’s why it’s so good.

  • Palpatine

    “Heeeeeere’s Nassy!”

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    and Ray Parker! then we get all 8 Ghostbusters as a bonus.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    i Dont knoW.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    R2, do you is fucking?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    My deadpool fan film took 12 minutes to upload!
    Useless fucking wifi.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Smelly boy.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Palpatine
  • Palpatine

    Do not want!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Bleep, Plip, Blurb, bop. Echuta!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “You make out quite well”
    -D the Speaker.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Haven’t seen it, I’m just parroting what I’ve heard.

  • It’s watchable and entertaining. Go see it. Bring your mamasita also.

  • You should upgrade your bamboo wifi to metal wifi.

    #HAHAHA #Oooooh

  • Red Skeleton

    Because it took…. wait, hold on
    (carry the 12, multiply by 7….)
    It took 42 years to make!

  • Uncle Dan

    And Ray Park as Darth Maul!

  • Uncle Dan

    So Deadpool is the answer to the question of life, the universe and everything?

  • Uncle Dan

    Archie, directed by Brian de Palma, a dirty love triangle of backstabbing between Betty and Veronica.

    And by backstabbing, I mean pegged from behind.

  • Owwww, my garbage cans!

  • Uncle Dan

    “He is in my behind!”

    This might be more entertaining than I thought.

  • Uncle Dan

    I finished Space Cop, but just like Feeding Frenzy it took a rewatch or two to actually readjust my brain so that I’d know I wasn’t watching it as a real movie, but as 100 minutes of “guys I like on the Internet having fun on camera.”

    Frankly, the commentary is where it wins for me. Then you can hear the stories of the difficulties they had getting it made, and where they point out the details which make low budget schlock fun.

  • Domo

    Can you be a part of daisy chain if you’re split in two? Both halves should have all the fun.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    But he has the whole double ended toy… kinky.

  • Here Hollywood. Something you could reboot. Unsure if it would work in 2016, or should I say walk.

    #CrippleShaming

    http://severed-cinema.com/images/abcd/amazing-mr-no-legs/the-amazing-mr-no-legs-vhs.jpg

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Well, there’s GI Joe Resolute… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzVwPhLBZm4

  • Better than the entire Marvel Universe!

  • tOmy`

    Come to think of it, seeing Deadpool rake in cash by busloads and video-gayms movies being made, we could be only couple of months away from announcing The Saints Row movie!

    And we all know it needs Kanye soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvIuht69IPA

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Rich: “Who am I?!, Say my name.”
    Mike and Jay: “The Caboose!?”
    Rich “You’re goddamn right.”

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It woudn’t work as a movie:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0C59h1nlwg

  • tOmy`

    FUN.

  • Speaking of fun, this has to be the best teaser trailer in the history of mankind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZp0w42Zlkk

  • tOmy`

    They know their audience.

  • tOmy`

    “Emily Blunt set to play Mary Poppins in Depression-era sequel”

    “Do you clean your room? You will.”

  • I dub thee ‘Dead of Cancer TwentySixteen’. M’nyes! You zee when the blipbloppin cells in the ziboppin body grow abnormally we get your kind of people. Playing your kind of music. Oooooooooohhhh!

    #CantGetAIDS #9/11StillRocks #GoGoTaliban #UpYoursNSA

  • Don’t forget the future smash hit: Gnomeo & Juliet: Sherlock Gnomes.

    #GonnaBeGreat

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Well it is a hard knock life, for us.

  • Earth

    How dare you trick me into clicking a link to EGORAPTOR!

  • Joe Syxpac

    It would be kinda like American Pie meets Body Double.

  • Joe Syxpac

    I’m sure Uwe Boll is working on it.

    And it will be AWFUL.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Sorry man. Game Grumps is cancer but I found this cartoon to be uhm “accurate” in terms of potraying SR’s appeal as a video game.

  • Earth

    Remember Oscars? Remember Boyhood? What a hit!

  • tOmy`

    Sherlock Gnomes investigating the double suicide only to uncover that the family feud was Templar’s bidding?

    Well sign me up!

  • Bubs

    Rich is gonna be in for quite a surprise when they change the plan from a daisy chain to a human centipede.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Things I learned from watching “Nymphomaniac,” a movie about a sex addict:

    1. Fly fishing
    2. Helicopter takeoffs
    3. The Fibonacci Sequence
    5. Polyphony
    8. Ash trees are the most beautiful trees
    13. Shia LaBeouf’s role was so forced to give him more screen time that one of the characters stops the movie to call him out
    21. Rammstein has a song other than Du Hast
    34. Bunny from “The Big Lebowski” is a more accurate portrayal of a nymphomaniac

    In response to tOmy’s review from months ago. Is part two worth seeing?

  • tOmy`

    You will learn much more. Unfortunately.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    You know how to rope me in!

  • tOmy`

    Also:

    21. Rammstein has a song other than Du Hast

    What the hell, man?!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjXH0AgT1_Q

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2rQzv8OWEY

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    The only time I heard them previously was on the Matrix soundtrack. I have no shame.

  • tOmy`

    Woah. That’s pretty harsh! They have a couple of decent albums and one totally badass live.

  • Moke

    more into game soundtracks but “Benzin” from Rammstein is not bad either as a little contrast program. http://vk.com/video-103933_162174291

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    I need to catch up on my musik.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    What game soundtracks are you into?

  • Domo

    Is Uma Thurman in Part One?

    To me she’s in the only scene worth seeing. It’s hysterical and uncomfortable and terrible. And I loved every minute of it.

    Stellan Skarsgard’s penis double just isn’t worth the time.

  • Whaat? A double? Who did I fap to then?

  • Moke
  • Domo

    Well, Elvira Friis was the body double for Charlotte and Stacy.

    Stellan and Shia both had doubles for any shot below the waist. It was all digital sorcery. We were tricked!

  • That’s a good trick, then.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    That scene went from sad to awkward to comedic to absurd and then back to sad.

  • Domo

    This will not stand!

    –goes back to watch Tom Hiddleston love scene in Crimson Peak. At least I know that’s his ass in that shot.

  • Domo

    That’s why I loved it so! Every other scene takes its time, but that scene just throws every emotion at you, even the ones that aren’t really appropriate. It’s wonderful.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Based on Rammstein I thought you were going to say Dark Souls or Bloodborne. The ones you listed are good, too.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    True dat!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    DMC1 had a killer score/soundtrack.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    While I coudn’t find any Star Wars related content in this video nonetheless I’m sure this video will please all RLM fans who are into AIDS and 9/11.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAJo9Yyy2A4

  • It’s true, Pokémon is worse than 9/11.

  • Buk Pravon

    I always liked Knorkator and Die Kassierer a little better than Rammstein.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bybm2nh02X4

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1HKQpUh7wM

    … Yes. -.- I just needed a reason to post those vids. Sorry.

  • Spoiled Ants

    yeah, Knorkator is a great parody band which has some really solid songs. It’s been already 16 years since I’ve seen this one, but I still love it

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm4WQkJOlS0

  • Palpatine

    Every time I see Hilary, I hear this music:
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a0QFaro0JFU

    #FeelTheBern

  • Moke

    Had to choose but Dark Souls has a really good soundtrack, too that’s right. Firelink Shrine, Ornstein/Smough, Great Wolf Sif and the Kalameet battle ost are my favs. It’s a great game! Bloodborn is still unknown territory for me…

  • Like Icare

    Is it another time-travel story?

  • Like Icare

    This reminds me of that classic:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYYbvzz4RsU

    #MoCrippleMoShamin

  • Moke

    Uwe Boll is the extreme but there are almost no video game movies I would describe as “ok-ish”. What works for me is watching movies that were the inspirations for games. Original Dawn of the Dead and Terminator for Resident Evil as an example. Alien and the Thing for Dead Space. Jacob’s Ladder, The Fog for Silent Hill. And so on.

  • Like Icare

    Isn’t she maniacally hiding her DNA these days, while energizing her balalaika or kabbalah or something?

  • NicCagesHair

    I think I remember the Oscars but all I see is white. ZING

    I’ll be here all night folks!!!!!

  • NicCagesHair

    Disney is spending roughly 6 million dollars and having 600 security guards guarding the next Star Wars script/set. I think this spoiler shit has gotten out of control.

  • Incredible. No one saw the Twilight of the Bushes coming this way.

  • Spoiled Ants

    Love the game and one of the best orchestral soundtracks for a videogame. Brothers in Arms: Road to Hill 30.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCLI1jTtDPg&list=PL7DDDC4331B1F4F44

  • Like Icare

    Hey! People getting Ubered with that guy in Kalamazoo never realized their driver just picked them up after shooting some people.

    Too soon? Or too late?

  • b538787

    3″My current salary is more than 4400 dollars each week. Over a year ago I was in a horrible condition , jobless and fgno bank credit . Thanks to one of my friends who showed me a way where I was able to gather myself and making average of 57 d/h. So it can change your life as it has changed mine.

    Here Are The Details

    asd

  • NicCagesHair

    Waht a Story, b53878!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Palpatine

    Recruit more pimps, more pushers.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Is episode 8 the one Rian Johnson is doing, or is that rouge squadron or whatever?

  • luvs2pwge

    ROOD. Oh noes its evolving into tower 7.

  • Useless trivia time: Jeb (pronounced yeb) means “fuck” (imperative) in Polish.

  • Palpatine

    Both.

  • Hey, I imagine protecting scripts from leaking is the newest branch of the economy. And a lucrative one at that.

  • Come now Palpy, Hilary is not Margaret Thatcher.

  • Spinning is a good trick, this is fraud!

  • luvs2pwge
  • luvs2pwge

    Margaret Thatcher was the most successful politician of the 20th century.

  • Christ, I hate Inon Zur. Everything he has done after Icewind Dale 2 is pretty terrible and bland. There’s a special place in hell for him for ruining Fallout and writing that shitty theme.

    I do love me some Mark Morgan, though.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXF9I6OykBc
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cLRP-QQxn4
    And some classic NFS soundtracks back when they had internal composers.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nbCDdkbVHo
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX4ykW6Rcr0
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhvfRdxsWrg
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39xggE3eEWY
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wlmadn-pIuk
    And some classic 8 bit soundtracks
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7exw-jkeNqE
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDtlFxoIVE4
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdNpaJwLiZA
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZIipty3Hu0&list=PLdmn5nraSvlFfx9xRvxA1yfu8dmsBd2dR

  • Palpatine

    But she’s not her awesome husband either.

  • If by most successful you mean killing GB’s industry, impoverishing the working class and taking away social security, then yes, she was.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ6SjnPIomI

  • Tru dat. She didn’t bang her 20-year-old assistant and play sax.

  • That’s around 5% of Iraqs BNP. I get sick to my stomach.

  • NicCagesHair

    6 billion would mean they are spending more to keep the script safe than actually make the movie lol. I wouldn’t put it past the mouse though. It’s a goddamn goldmine and they have to protect it.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Mickey doesn’t want the world to know they’re recycling…erm I mean “paying homage” to Empire Strikes Back next?

    WHAAATTT A PLOOOTTTT TWISTTTT!!!1!

  • NicCagesHair

    Or that it’s called “The Force Takes A Much Needed Vacation.”

  • Palpatine

    MESA ANGRY!!!! BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL!!!!

  • Starring Ed Helms?

  • Palpatine

    Luke: “Rey, I am your father.”
    Rey: “Yeah, I knew. But who’s my mother?”
    Luke: “Laura Dern.”

  • But what if…. it IS the best movie script of all times EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wouldn’t you do everything to protect it? I got so much more faith in this project now.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Red Skeleton

    But she wrestled control of the economy away from those evil, selfish socialist assholes who put her father out of business (aka, Onionists). And by wrestled control I mean she destroyed it so that nobody could have it.

  • RLMkeepitup

    who the hell is laura dern -Jack

  • Palpatine

    That’s not Laura Dern, that’s some dude in a wig.

  • Red Skeleton

    21. Rammstein has a song other than Du Hast

    Yeah, it’s caled feuer frei.

  • Palpatine

    The lady who dug through Triceratops shit in that movie.

  • RLMkeepitup

    bodacious and tenacious.

  • Som
  • RLMkeepitup

    ‘everytime people try to stop a war before it starts, innocent people die’… as opposed to not stopping the war? >.<

  • Red Skeleton

    Can’t they just take a page from Dallas’s book and film 20 scenes that aren’t even part of the movie so that people have no idea which way the story will go?

  • George had the right idea. Film everything on greenscreen! That way noone will know what’s going on in the scene!

  • *tequila

  • What’s an MCU? Is that a weapon of mass destruction?

  • Palpatine

    You can do anything you want with greenscreen! ANYTHING!!!!!!!!

  • Earth

    I do like his Caesar’s Legion music though. Only memorable soundtrack from New Vegas: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2ZhdpV73lY

  • Rey accidentally cuts Luke’s head off while training and commits suicide. Finn dies in a teleporter accident. Chewbacca misses his kids and goes home. Get’s killed in gang related violence. Poe has one glass to many and forgets to close the cockpit, freezes to death in space. Kylo gets lost in the new death star and they find his remains in a trashcompactor. Snooke dog smokes bad weed and is comatosed. BBY8 gets sold for parts, becomes robot stripper. Leia dies of old age. New Death star blows up every planet in the universe. There, done. No more Star Wars!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    There go the 6 million bucks Disney was going to spend to protect ep. VIII’s script.

  • So glad Star Wars got rekt, I’m going to celebrate with my blue ball tonig…. OOOMMMYYYGAAAWD

    http://io9.gizmodo.com/the-new-star-wars-theme-parks-coming-to-disney-look-out-1760495155

  • Palpatine

    No! I wanna see a buddy-adventure film with you and Jar Jar!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    A Couple of Retards: A Star Wars Story.

  • Palpatine

    Whatever. Universal Orlando FTW!

  • Palpatine

    “They were just a couple of Gungans who came to Naboo to break into show business.”

  • All we get are cameos in Star Wars: Kit Fisto’s Weekend at Yoda’s.

    Yoda dies but the Jedi council must not find out. Whoa! Here comes Kit Fisto to save the day. Starring Chris Farley as Kit and Gilbert Gottfried voicing an R-rated C3PO. Whoa! The Force will never be the same again.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Where have all the Gungans Gone? fade to black

  • RLMkeepitup

    I will force the force out of you -Kylo Ren, Episode IIIII

  • tOmy`

    As a person, an actual human being, thank god for Mad Max this year. It did the whole F&F franchise…. but right.

    And we needed that. Just like we needed Whiplash or Fast 8.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Your love for the F&F movies… is it sincere or ironic? I’m not judging (maybe a little).

  • Palpatine

    We all have movies that we ironically love.

  • tOmy`

    Feel free to judge.

    But I do love it. And at this point, I am not sure whether I do love it ironically or not. I spent the last installment with a happy face on my murder mask, just laughing for 2 hours and appreciating every fan service (unlike TFA) they threw in my face…. so…

    I actually might be in. It doesn’t lie to me.

    I am so fucking sorry.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    True, and I also have movies that I objectively know are deeply flawed, but for whatever reason I like them.

  • tOmy`

    Honestly? I loved the last movie. I fucking loved it.

    It’s about at twice as honest as Star Wars and about as four times as fun. Aaaaand pretty much as stupid as TFA.

    But unlike Star Wars, they just improve, they don’t shit on my franchise.

  • Palpatine

    The most recent one for me is Jurassic World.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    That’s one.

  • tOmy`

    Man, I am still bracing for that one.

  • Palpatine

    You haven’t seen it?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I don’t know, I’ve tried watching F&F, like the other day they were airing this one where they are on the longest airport runway, and for some reason they are trying to prevent this cargo plane from taking off, and the plane explodes, and Vin Diesel drives/jumps out of the exploding plane.

    It’s not for me. Cars do nothing for me, be it in movies or real life.

  • tOmy`

    Fuck no, mate.

    I am not the biggest fan of the original to begin with so… I just sorta let it slide…

  • Palpatine

    Eh, that’s fine with me.

  • tOmy`

    It’s alright.

    I said it here so many times – and that’s the reason why I rate it SOOOOOOOOOOO much above TFA – I grew up with it… it just sorta gets better, in a ridiculous way.

    But! And I cannot for the life of me explain the “why”… I have no driver’s license, I don’t even like cars…. but in this franchise, I found an actual honesty in the schlock that is the modern movie making. I actually care for the people (almost), they do the stunts, they… it WORKS. For me? It WORKS:

    I am so happy that a dumb, idiotic franchise I grew up on tries to re-do, re-invest and re-work its… movies.

    UNLIKE THE FUKING TFA.

    SO FUCK YOU, DISNEY, YOU LOST TO A COMPETITION THAT… stopped caring :((

  • bleurgh

    For the purposes of narrative closure sure, but it certainly doesn’t get any fucking better.

  • tOmy`

    I know you like it andI wanted to give it a try just to bust your Sopranos balls, but the rip (as far as I checked) wasn’t up to my liking.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I respect that.

  • tOmy`

    You don’t seem to give a shit about any of this, so you are the perfect one to witness how they ACTUALLY did that whole thing with Walker dying:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EptTFgqnPE

    They actually did the most touching scene in the most jock-ass way…. It is as both as stupid… as it sorta works.

    Bottom line: Do you wanna hate this dumbass series for anything? I can’t. And I am fairly okay with that.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Oh! I saw something that was more or less this scene, but in videoclip format. I would’ve cried, had I given a shit about it. So emotional. Whatever :P.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    It depends on how down they are to clown!

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    I think the MCU movies can be about pretty much anything and because it is connected to the larger whole and have a good track record people will see them. Which honestly is kind of good news, sort of. People will be willing to give movies like Antman a chance even though they seem quite different from the normal superhero film. On the other than they will see Iron Man 5: Scraping The Barrel no matter what as well.

  • tOmy`

    (I am VERY drunk)

    BUT:

    Actual people died. And they formed real connections. And they tried to put it into a story as subtle as sledgehammer.

    It is as stupid and tragic and blah blaj blah blah… but seeing people care about TFA, I have to say: MEET YOUR MASTER.

    I really do hope I am gonna change my views when Rogue One strikes…. but till then I am gonna love shit that is shit and doesn’t lie to me. At least the dumbest franchise ever tried…

    … unlike Star Wars. And that is embarrassing at best.

  • tOmy`

    And fuck your TFA pile of shit you forgot once Deadpool hit the cinemas!

    WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW? (Nowhere, because they don’t do the whole witchcraft sorta thing…}

    Call me if your franchise flop had as amazing opening sequence as Fast 6. Dorks.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkrXd37BYIA

    Get it? They KNOW you!

  • Palpatine

    I could honestly care less if you don’t like Jurassic World.

  • There is cinema and there is cinema and then there is cinema!

    One of my favorite scenes ever. Almost en-par with Suburban Commando.

    https://youtu.be/PvR68ugbWA4?t=1m8s

  • Palpatine

    That is some damn fine fimmaking right there.

  • Not defending TFA in any way, but that is the most by the numbers opening ever. WTF.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Tough day, huh, Skip Skop?

  • This is what I long to see at the theater not just loud sound and fast pictures and exuses that it’s competent.

    #BlueBallBlues

  • America’s latest mass spree killer: overweight 40-something with a goatee.

  • Captain Turbo

    “Leia dies of old age.”

    She *wasn’t* dead in the last one? I thought she was a frikkin’ Force ghost!

  • Begun the franchise wars have.

    #Avatar

  • Palpatine

    Is this comment section going to do a live-commenting thing with the Oscars again like last year? I sure hope so.

  • Oscars? … What’s that? …Oh …

    https://youtu.be/i7gIpuIVE3k?t=6s

  • Snake Squeezer

    Hell of a day, isn’t it?

  • RLMkeepitup

    the memory of a lifetime

  • Wizard Phoenix

    They’re remaking Pete’s Dragon. Good idea the original film sucks.

  • Ya blabbed!

  • Cynical Optimist

    Justice League Part 1: Zack Snyder begs WB to let him do Parts 2, 3, 4 and 5.

  • Palpatine

    With Bryce Dallas Howard!!!! Yippie!!!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    They all come out around the Avatar sequels too. Jim, give it up, you’re fucked.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I just finished watching the trailer…this ain’t Pete’s Dragon it’s The Last Guardian.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    This is good isn’t it?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    First set photo of Justice League is interesting… http://i.imgur.com/zm1GWl7.jpg

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Its 43.C here so it sure feels like it.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Episode 7 should open with Po, Fin and Rey having a street pod race through Mos Eisley, By attracting attention they are able to infiltrate the dangerous Underground street racing gang ‘The 1st Order.’
    So they can stop the gangs plan to rob the galaxy’s biggest casino…. Starkiller Base.
    I would have made a great Michael Bay.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Between her and Ford I thought it was a crossover with the walking dead

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Thats GOLD!

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Well, that was why Ant Man’s success floored me. I agree with all of the above now. But I didn’t before that film came out and was successful. I now believe that Marvel could make a movie about Spymaster and it would probably be profitable.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I don’t remember a feral child in the original movie. Then again, I don’t remember much from that movie.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Do you think studio executives in charge of comic book movie adaptations ever ask themselves, “Are these stories that need to be told right now?”

    Do we need to know the story of Aquaman, a gilled man who can talk to fish? Or, how about the Flash, a guy who can run really really fast? How about Ant-Man?

    “He can shrink to the size of an ant! Let’s not explore the egregious moral repercussions of this power at all. Instead we’ll show him getting sucked into a vacuum cleaner and later he’ll fight ANOTHER Ant-Man on a toy train set!”

    The studios gutted any semblance of social commentary from comic books and now every movie plays like an extended advertisement for an amusement park ride.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    “Look both ways before crossing the street.”
    -The Justice League’s first tenet

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I don’t remember it being like The Last Guardian either.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I guess no. Maybe with something like Batman Begins they felt that way.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • OMNI

    I think yes.

  • OMNI

    Wow! The Fly from 1958 is almost as horrifying as David Cronenbergs. What a classic…

  • OMNI

    I saw the original in the Theater. I didn’t like it. Did Don Bluth design the Dragon?

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    I’m biased in that the only comic book adaptations I’ve enjoyed as an adult are Nolan’s Batman and Singer’s X-men. The others have fun little moments, but are mostly unmemorable. As a kid I was more open-minded. I even liked both the original Star Wars and the prequels.

  • OMNI

    It’s got Karl Urban so you can count me in

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    I like watching old sci-fi movies and comparing them with remakes. When done right they each have their own charm.

  • Red Skeleton

    Douglas Slocombe, director of photography for the Indiana Jones trilogy (and some other movies) dies age 103.

    http://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/feb/22/raiders-of-the-lost-ark-cinematographer-douglas-slocombe-dead

    Is he the fellow that gave us the melting faces? Probably not, but he probably made sure they photographed well.

  • Tapeworm

    I think that was Richard Edlund, big animal at ILM. Also did a lotta work on Stellar Conflicts

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I like the 1978 “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” better than the original but only by slightly. “Invasion” with Nicole Kidman was mostly forgettable though I gave her an A for effort standing out from a limp cast and a generic sci-fi action movie script.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I love the OG the Thing and Carpenters thing… new thing… meh.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    I didn’t realize “The Invasion” was related to the first two movies.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    I like Carpenter’s “Thing”.
    *shrugs*
    *winks*

  • Cream-A-Thon

    It was a reach and felt overly re-written as I recall thinking the semi-interesting ending had to be from an earlier more interesting draft.

  • Red Skeleton
  • Resume spans to 1939. Wow!

  • Call it Snake.

  • “He made 300, teens love it. And then he made Watchmen and it’s artistic. He knows movies. Also $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$” -Some WB exec

  • Earth

    I’m not sure anyone gives a shit anymore. Last year we had the greatest movie ever made BOYHOOD!!!! After that, all movies are obsolete.

  • Buk Pravon

    I’ll show up again, although I have sworn myself the opposite a year ago because I was so much disappointed in the Oscars. -.- Well, in case I find a good stream, I’ll be here anyway. 🙂 After all: I really enjoyed the comments last year. 😀

    But I’m clueless about almost every single category this year, so… maybe I won’t comment all that much. :/

  • tOmy`

    Maaaaan, I shouldn’t drink.

    Oh, look, a beer!

  • tOmy`

    HARSH.

  • tOmy`

    Drinking and pop culture discussions may lead to F&F.

  • tOmy`

    They do, but then they notice the fat cheque lying on the table.

  • tOmy`

    Speaking of drinking, bad decisions and F&F: Oscars are approaching so if you want to play “Guess who wins the statue” game with us, you can do it here:

    https://disqus.com/home/channel/whiteoscarsbettinggame/

    All rules are explained in the link. For those who already placed their bets, you can still change them, if you wish. I will finalize all the stuff on Friday, so that is the deadline.

  • Have kofola instead.

  • bleurgh

    Aw man, no love for Raimis first two Spiderman movies?

  • Real frie.. *runs off crying*

  • Francis Ford’s?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Richard Edlund’s funded Boss Films after leaving ILM, and worked on the effects of Ghostbusters, Die Hard, Big Trouble in Little China, etc. He also had A LOT of sons.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gwbxh4_hiY

  • Red Skeleton

    At 2 in the afternoon???

  • Too many white people! No toads allowed. White people invaded Naboo! I’ll make you pay someday!

    #HitlerWasMoreOpenToDiversityThanTheOscars #KillDiCaprio

  • Red Skeleton

    Naboo wasn’t invaded by white people, it was invaded by Shatnerians, you know, the people who look like you!

  • Oh, sorry I meant New Sweden and the American Frontier genocides.

    #TooManyGooks #WhiteSlavers #Justice

  • Racist! Now go eat some tacos and burritos!

  • Ogrot

    And they left out the part where Ant Man beats his wife.

  • Ogrot

    I remembered the kid was like a homeless orphan or something and the nice family took him in.

  • Ogrot

    I know who Laura Dern is – Richard Edlund

  • Kevin Smith decided to capitalize on his fading fame by announcing a Jay and Silent Bob game. It’s called Jay and Silent Bob: Chronic Blunt Punch and it’s supposed to be an old school beat them up. http://www.destructoid.com/choose-vulgar-or-mum-in-the-new-jay-and-silent-bob-co-op-beat-em-up-343808.phtml#&gid=1&pid=6

  • Fading fame? But he’s regularly appearing on Screenjunkies!

  • It’s that bad?

  • New contempt.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im1taiQh4tQ
    You can say fuck you, now.

  • Boldizar

    The Answer, no. They think, “will people recognize that and pay for it?”

    I will give AntMan some credit in at least there is a visual gimmick to go on that let them do stuff that would have been more creative with real context. That opposed to the Avengers who fight aliens… because they are superheroes.

    But hey! The next episode of Days of our (Superhero) Lives comes out this summer, or next month, or every month next year for 20 years or something. I better go pick up my viewers digest from the grocery store.

  • Is that the leaked Rich Evans sex tape?

  • Red Skeleton

    I see no problem with that, really.

  • Red Skeleton

    i entered.

  • Boldizar

    Yes! Batman Beyond is in it!

  • Boldizar

    Someone got wise and said (in a boardroom)… “So I hear there is this game people have been waiting like… 11 years for or something. Looks simple enough… little cute kid, big cute animal like thing who looks out for him. People call this art. Say Johnny, what old films do we have that could add some market potency to this… Pete’s Dragon… yea, that’s it!”

  • Boldizar

    THAT TOOK 23 YEARS TO MAKE!

  • Speaking of sex tapes, there’s going to be an Oscar Predictions Video before the Oscars.

  • NicCagesHair

    I knew it was only a matter of time before they farmed out the blockbuster movie game to foreign countries. Donald please save us!!!!!!!!!!!

  • NicCagesHair

    Mike:”So Jay who do you think will win?”

    Jay:”A white person.”

    End Credits

  • Red Skeleton

    I was just watching Anna Faris and Djalenga Scott’s threesome scene from “I Give It A Year”, and I have to say it’s easily the worst threesome scene I’ve seen since the threesome scene in Threesome.

    Incidentally I WAS going to link to it but apparently it’s just too damn hot for youtube. Despite not actually containing any sex, nudity, convincing simulated sex, or even,as the kids would say, “hot threesome action”, only porn sites seem to carry to clip. Anna Faris clearly has come a long way since “What’s Your Number.”

    In short, much like the rest of Anna Faris’s work, it’s awkward and painfully unfunny. Except for the part at the VERY end when she shouts “You DO know your underwear is still on, right” which is actually a pretty decent 4th-wall-breaking moment. I’m guessing someone suggested it as an ad lib for her.

  • Ooooh, do you have inside information, Ronald?

  • Red Skeleton

    Awww, I was hoping for another hilarious edit of an Oscar nominee song…

  • Someone said Jay announced that during a Pre-Rec stream

  • Hopefully it’ll

  • I’m not a fan of the distinct Adobe Flash art style.

  • Red Skeleton

    I can get behind that.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I think that Catwoman is the most enragingly bad superhero movie ever made. It’s a text book example of everything that can go wrong did go wrong and even worse than that.

  • Red Skeleton

    I accept your challenge….

    ….

    … I’M THINKING!

    Um…. Meteor Man?

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • So, you’re watching Pre-Rec streams? That desperate?

  • Red Skeleton

    That’s not Catwoman. That’s clearly a soft core porn starring a look-alike.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Bottom of the barrel indeed.

    And such a missed opportunity. I’d be all over an Ed Brubaker-style noir Catwoman film like… catnip.

  • Red Skeleton

    Ok, I counter with

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdiXvz6Kmhc

    TECHNICALLY it’s a Superhero film!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Ed Brubaker’s Catwoman run is my favorite comic book series ever. I’d be down with an animated film in that style with Grey DeLisle doing the voice.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Isn’t it f*cking fantastic?

    Slam Bradley. My damn hero.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Make this movie happen, Darwyn Cooke.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    FUCK US ALL,IT’S PRE REC!

    #AIDS

    #9/11

    #Star Wars

  • Palpatine

    Rich Evans has a fiance. Let that sink in.

  • WHAT IN THE NAME OF BOB KANE’S HAIRY BALLS IS THIS?

  • He got laid, you know.

  • Palpatine

    You know you need to get laid when you find out Rich Evans has gotten laid. I don’t mean you specifically, but you know what I mean. You.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s pure fucking cinema magic bby.

  • Red Skeleton

    FIANCEE! FIANCEE, DAMN IT!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s vomit inducing.

  • Palpatine

    Thanks. I fixed it after finding out fiance is masculine.

    Yeah.

  • Red Skeleton

    Or, as Tommy Wiseau would say, “future-wife”.

  • Pure cancer, you mean.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    39ish year old Rich Evans, a balding professional sex pervert with a sad beard has a fiance.

  • Palpatine

    Both.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Quick editing mixed with dutch angles beats the Revenant in my book.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Remember, kids, if Rich Evans can get married so can you….unless you’re this person. http://sonichu.com/w/images/thumb/f/f9/Bluehair3.jpg/200px-Bluehair3.jpg

  • Palpatine

    MY EYES!!!!

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I see two future SyFy Channel movie stars.

  • TheManHole

    Wait is Rich Evans married?

  • Hmm. Bob Kane’s sexist eye candy! Well, comic book nerds don’t know how to pursue a woman so it’s the only thing they can get. And it’s a good thing. What if more dorks start multiplying? More retards paying for more retarded movies! When my ‘Jock Bot 5000’ is ready things could get better. It can punch and kill around 200 nerds/h. I plan to have a production line going at the end of the year.

  • mister man

    You would Palpy

  • Red Skeleton

    Wait, what happened to the post about the creator of Sonichu? Is Jay a Sonichu fanboy or something?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He is a she kind of but not really however sometimes it is.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • RLMkeepitup

    he’s very inspirational to us all

  • Palpatine

    Use the remains of the Battle Droids from when you guys fought them.

  • Palpatine
  • Palpatine

    No one wants to look at a picture of Chris Chan.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Well, personally I welcome the shift back to R rated movies. This PG-13 shit is getting old.

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    What is a movie you’d reccomend to a non superhero fan? Cause this doesn’t seem like one.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Fast&Furious series.

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    Additional question:
    Why don’t they create superheroes ex profeso? Enough with these monopolistic crap, do something new!

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    That’s for people who don’t like cars.

  • Like Icare

    Well, there’s Unbreakable, that’s not got much superhero in it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius
  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    Hm didn’t watch that yet. But I need something more superheroish.

  • What’s a “Sonichu”?

  • SOLD

  • Palpatine

    I know I’m picking an overrated one, but the Nolan Batman movies.

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    I tried the first two, I can’t get into it. And I loved 89´s Batman as a child, but the “gritty realism” is not really for me.
    Any other suggestion?

  • Palpatine

    Batman and Robin.

  • Like Icare
  • RLMkeepitup

    there’s nothing else…

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    That goes too much in the opposite way. Also, gay armours.

  • Cynical Optimist

    Batman The Animated Series. Perfect balance.

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    At least you’re honest!

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    Oh I liked that, I’m probably too old now. But hey, a evening of animated Batman and Gargoyles could work.

  • Cynical Optimist

    One of the few cartoons that cross the age gap. Insanely mature for a “kids” show. I still love it.

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    Is Defendor good bad, or just bad bad?

  • Cynical Optimist

    Exec #1: “Would that be good for selling toys and cup holders?”

    Exec #2: “Our quarterly projections indicate no. We’d better stick to cgi capes.”

  • Like Icare

    What do you mean? Meteor Man exists.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njP6YczRgsA

  • Palpatine
  • Palpatine

    The Incredibles.

  • Like Icare
  • Cynical Optimist

    Speaking of hard R reboots… Is it wrong to say my wet dream would be a Cary Fukunaga directed Spawn movie???

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Superhero Movie.

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    I’ll try.

  • Like Icare

    I’d go with not bad bad.
    It’s what the kids nowadays call dramedy… dramacom… comema…
    For bonus points, as it has Kat Dennings on drugs in it, you can watch it as a prequel to Thor… or a mid-equel…
    “What Darcy Did In Between Two Thor Movies – the movie”.*

    *the answer is drugs, she did drugs…

  • Red Skeleton

    Does Google not exist any more? Oh shit, the tech bubble finally burst!

  • Moke
  • Sometimes it’s better to ask and never see. Like 2 girls 1 cup, stoma or mucus plug.

  • Red Skeleton

    Fair enough, it’s a really… STRANGE fan fiction/comic of sorts. POSSIBLY an elaborate joke. Possibly…

    Read the TVTropes page for more info… probably safer than reading it for itself.

    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/Sonichu

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    Nah, the guy who does it is severely autistic. He’s not self-aware enough for it to be a joke.

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    Hmm it needs to be more seinen. But anime is a whole different realm, don’t you think?

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    Comic book fans should be more like furries and start having orgies in superhero costumes.

    Just putting this out there…ladies.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    I would venture Elektra as a possible rival as it’s really, really horrible, but I don’t think there was near the amount of either budget or potential audience for that as there was for Catwoman. They wasted Halle Berry and a ton of money on…that.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    Mystery Men was a satire on superhero movies.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    Apparently he’s figured out how to monetize Youtube video reviews of anything comic books related by kind of gutting the idea of his “Fatman on Batman” podcast where he interviewed people associated with Batman and now mostly just talks about DC and Marvel TV shows and movies three times a week. He still does the interviews occasionally, though. The only interesting one recently was John Schnepp who is making a documentary about the failed Superman Lives movie.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    It was basically the same except they probably got out of paying any royalties to anyone.

    It’s kind of like how that movie “The Brave One” literally shared the same plot and several scenes with “Death Wish” (park scene, subway scene) but because it was a woman this time nobody seemed to make the connection.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    There’s a funny story behind that: apparently the script says he accidentally hits her, but the artist turned it into a full blown punch to the face so it would have more “action”.

    http://www.jimshooter.com/2011/03/hank-pym-was-not-wife-beater.html

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    Would it be racist to bring up the Simpsons quote about the non-union Mexican equivalent?

  • Moke

    Yes, they are.

  • Snake Squeezer

    The Shining

  • Snake Squeezer

    Good afternoon, bartender. I’ve heard about this new drink that’s all
    the rage these days. It’s called Zima. It’s a clear beverage with one
    percent alcohol. Do you have it on tap?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Pfft! Girly drink even coke has 0.5% alcohol… and cocaine.

  • Snake Squeezer

    I’m not doing any coke until you tell me where, or when, I am!

  • They removed the cocaines from the formula long ago.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    TUESDAY!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    NOOOOOOOOOOPE
    they just use a coca with less than 0.05% active ingredient. probably the addictive part.

  • Palpatine

    I would love cocaine in my coffee.

  • It’s always tuesday somewhere in the world. Let’s start now!

  • Holy tinfoil hats, Batman!

  • Snake Squeezer

    is this true?

  • Snake Squeezer

    For right after my meth cigarette!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Yes they use coca leaves with negligible psychoactive ingredients. the last bit is just my speculation.

  • Palpatine

    It’s true. All of it.

  • OMNI

    I liked the 2011 Thing..a lot.

  • Everything obscure Australians post on the internet is by default true.
    #FACT

  • Palpatine

    The People vs. O.J. Simpson dropped the f-bomb! Again!

  • Eucratides_Megas

    This movie was perfect. I just can’t find anything in it that I disliked. And I’m trying, because I honestly am starting to hate the fucking Marvel cinematic universe. The stupid post-credit teaser sequences, the fucking Stan Lee cameos that are making me hate Stan Lee…. its too much. I’m probably going to skip every movie that’s not Guardians of the Galaxy or an Avengers movie. My only hope for Captain America Civil War is that it fulfills its promise of being the most unintentionally homoerotic superhero movie ever.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    They might as well be PG. Few films really deserves the PG-13 rating to be honest.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Wizard Phoenix

    Fant4stic

  • Hank_Henshaw

    It’ll never beat 300. Oh, wait… “unintentionally”, never mind then.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Never too Young to Die by Getting Attacked by the Showbiz Pizza Bear.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Do the old people he entertains even know of the song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUUNxljmqMU

  • Moke
  • Hank_Henshaw

    Hey, motherf*ckers! For all of you demanding more R-rated superhero content, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Fucking Justice will be getting an R-rated cut, but only on blu ray release.

    Rated R for assassination attempts, sexual innuendo, decapitations, kidnap, torture and suggested rape, hookers, boring political dialogue, forced amputations, drug dealing, mass murder.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Where’s Shoji?!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The following is a real fanfiction description from the author herself
    “Harry Potter moved to Hell’s Kitchen because she wanted a fresh start: time away from the spotlight, where she could focus on being the best Healer she could be. Trust the unconscious man in her dumpster to go and complicate things. (fem!Harry, AU! Harry’s Home for Wayward Superheroes)”
    This is why we can’t have good things.

  • Exactly he’s the American dream come true. It’s him they came for.

  • Suburban Commando

  • True Grit… faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart. It’s almost like they had a ton of Speilberg shmultz lying around and decided to put it in there… OMG!! Executive producer Steven Spielberg! I need a shower, how do I get the taint off?

    Still 6.4/10 To bad AIDS Damon was in it.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    BRAVO SNYDER!

    #uncompromising auteur

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Raimi’s Spiderman movies are fun. His style comes across better in his Evil Dead trilogy.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    They clearly dont know how to use a camera phone or You Tube.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    I thought they might have toned down the violent side of his character to make him more family friendly. I wasn’t sure because I haven’t read the comic books.

  • Commander X

    From what I’ve come to understand, Catwoman’s genesis came from a title and a story treatment from twelve years beforehand – born from Tim Burton’s petulant insistence on doing a Michelle Pfeiffer-as-Catwoman “Batman Returns” spinoff — Burton supposedly said, flat out that either he be allowed to make his Catwoman movie, or there’d be no third Batman film from him — he had also wanted Michelle Pfieffer back for the role and she was very “no” about that — and his project was tossed in the wastebasket, or rather the circular filing cabinet since, as we know, no failed project is EVER permanently thrown away at a studio, no matter how many years and decades go by.

    You can tell Catwoman had been through a telephone game of a few dozen hired writers over the years before it mutated into the ninth or tenth Warner
    configuration–you can almost see the telephone progression:

    Writer 1: “Michelle Pfeiffer is a secretary who discovers her boss’s plot,
    gets pitched out of a window, and cats wake her up from her concussion…”

    Writer 2: “The character is a mousy secretary who uncovers secret
    evidence of her tyrannical boss’s plot, almost suffers near-drowning,
    and her connection with cats brings her back as a catsuit wearing super-antihero…”

    Writer 3: “The character is a wimpy secretary with no life who set out
    on her own to dig up the secret files of her boss’s evil conquest for
    world domination, dies and returns from the other side with mystical
    powers, chosen by the goddess Bast!”

    So Warner had a title and a story treatment, they just didn’t have a clear vision of why they were STILL trying to go ahead with it, after it had been in development limbo for years, besides studio pride and/or eventually trying to cover the fact that they had been getting desperate for new Batman-franchise ideas, especially after Wolfgang Peterson’s “Batman vs. Superman” fell through in negotiations–so the Warner people looked in that old circular cabinet for new inspirations, and…well, what do you know-look what was at the bottom all this time…though they were struggling to agree on an alibi they could sell to the promotional department.

    “Uh, wait, why’re we selling this again?–She’s in leather with a whip, right?..Well, hold it a sec, did the character *have* her own comic book or not?…”.

  • Buy it on Blu Ray to get suckered out of even more money!

  • tOmy`

    … begging for sex…

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius
  • tOmy`

    You’re The Worst Season 2 (FX)

    “You told me not to think about dicks, so my brain got real bored. And I started reading these websites and then some other websites that disagree with the first websites.”

    The funny thing about second season of this show is that midway through, you start realizing that you are not laughing at the wacky sex puns and pop culture references, but getting beaten by a baseball bat in a dark alley, while trying to realize why is the world on fire.

    You see, the thing about assassins is that you don’t ever see them coming. While you could guess that there is an underlying dark vibe of this show, at the same time it is a show that uses vet’s PTSD as an “I didn’t know it was a school” running gag, so it’s really hard to expect a fucking gutpunch. Suddenly, the wacky sitcom sits you down and says: “Now, we are going to talk about clinical depression and we didn’t write any jokes about it, because it’s no laughing matter. Start crying, bitch.”

    The almost seamless transition from mature-audience sitcom to depressing drama with jokes is goddamn perfect, especially since it happens in what I would call one of the best sitcom episodes ever written. But it’s not the dark vibe that sold me; it is the maturity, complexity and intelligence that the show suddenly utilizes to tell a story too fucked up to even laugh and it still finds its time to finish off on a high note, with a healthy dose of sarcasm and promise for further seasons. If there ever was a rule book for sitcoms, it has a brand new chapter as a courtesy of You’re The Worst.

    Now I get the hype. 8.5/10

  • Red Skeleton

    Wow, Marvel’s taking a real chance with this Gambit movie.
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3729594/

  • I would’ve prefered “Body Count’s In The House”.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Are you a movie risk manager now?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • WrongWithYourFace
  • What a weird language. Bet Trump hates that!

    #Trump2016

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Suburban Sasquatch.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    A non-superhero movie?

  • Doug Liman? Mr Bourne and Mr Edge making a Wolv4rine movie/product… don’t know if this is good or not! Anyway back to 9/11.

    #VoteTaliban #DieAmericanScum

  • Black Mass, more like… Black Mess if U know what I mean eloel.

    5/10 bland as Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

  • Wow, it was a real thing. Never know with this boozed up comment section.

    10/10 AIDS’es. Impressive!

    https://youtu.be/INy_YfzkXJ4?t=1m37s

  • One movie ticket for the movie, please, mister!

  • Palpatine

    “The plot is unknown.” Well that’s not a very detailed synopsis.

  • Red Skeleton

    No…. but apparently I’m not much of a comedian either. Let’s try a again..
    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/gambit

    Wow, Marvel’s, um, clearly sacrificing a piece of itself to gain an advantage with this Gambit movie.

  • Red Skeleton

    Wow….. urgh…. you know it’s people’s business what they want to name their kids but my friend just named her baby “Romeo.”

    “Romeo Mercutio [Lastname]”

    I just… wow… I mean… holy shit, there are faster way to get your kid beat up at school.

  • Red Skeleton

    All I have to say is that kid had BETTER be good looking… and good with a rapier.

  • tOmy`

    “The Walking Dead Just Cemented Its Reputation As One of the Most Progressive Shows on Television”

    Ok, Vanity Fair.

  • Red Skeleton

    Oh shit, seriously?
    SERIOUSLY?

    I remember when people were making a big fuss over an asian character and a black character dating on Grey’s Anatomy… 10 years ago…. and even then that seemed like something we were always beyond.

  • “While a civil war brews between several noble families in Great Britain, Dr. Evil the former ruler of the land attempt to rise up to power. Meanwhile a forgotten race, bent on destruction, return after thousands of years in the North.”

    I guess…………………………..

  • tOmy`

    I love how it says “cemented its reputation”, yet this is seriously the first time ever I am hearing this show is considered progressive.

  • Domo

    I knew someone who named her child Messiah, and that child will never be Rich Evans.

    It’s possibly the worst hand to have against Aces.

  • Domo

    Did you know Furiosa is now my feminist icon? The media told me so!

    Feminist ICON.

  • tOmy`

    Depends who you ask tho.

    A lot of other feminist icons already declared Mad Max shit, because cars and explosions. But let’s not get into that…

  • Domo

    She didn’t frolic with the bunnies, obviously. Or fly along with a group of ponies!

  • Improve the human condition, by violently murdering Zombies.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    That show. I understand they are now several years (?) into the zombie apocalypse, and gun ammo is a rare commodity by that point… but killing zombies by stabbing their head, once, with a knife is the lamest thing imaginable.

  • Pick up the telephone, cuz’ I fucking called it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX50REHezPY

  • Ogrot

    Such as it always is with domestic abuse. What this? No, I fell down the stairs. It was an accident.

    Or the classic, “I did not hit her, it’s not true! It’s bullshit! I did not hit her! I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark.”

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Now I get it. LOL (my best laugh…)

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    Jim Shooter is just covering up for rampant comic book character domestic abuse! Next he’ll be saying that Batman was only intended to lightly jab Robin in the eye that time he slapped him!

  • Eucratides_Megas

    It’s amazing just how unarmored these Spartans are, amirite? Apparently the power of twenty-packs is enough to lose the big ass cuirass of bronze they wore irl. Real Spartans would probably be squinting wondering if the 300 guys were athletes or trying to hit on them.

  • Snake Squeezer

    That was my favorite Prequel. Unquestionably.

  • Drain

    It would have taken you less time to just type the word. But I question if there’s enough to be made to be worth the trouble.

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  • Titanium Truxk

    I’d like to see more karate chops to the neck and roundhouse kicks personally.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Decapitation by different tools: shovels, machetes, axes, freesbees, traffic sign posts, assorted gardening tools, etc.

  • Titanium Truxk

    I’m right 60% of the time….every tike.

  • Titanium Truxk

    What about a potato gun?

  • stryker1121

    This is the world a popular R-rated comic book film has wrought, nerds!

  • Dixon Balzacs

    Super?

  • Titanium Truxk

    Well it is they got blacks, jews, gays, people with one eye, they got the whole spectrum! Fk u modern family !

  • Titanium Truxk

    Ucb or groundings

  • Titanium Truxk

    Oh deadpool u so crazy

  • Otto T

    I liked seeing how a veteran said that he thought Deadpool would help wounded and scarred Vets feel less outcast.

    Of course I can’t FIND any of these news stories now…..

  • Otto T

    So it’s Friends ?

  • Ben Perkins

    If it’s a well done movie, I’d watch that!

    There is definitely a hard definition of tone when it comes to previously four colored, printed characters. And with the history of some, it can be difficult to get into really meaty topics such as government intrusion.

    These directors/writers i think try to inject as the issues and themes they want to discuss without getting too overboard or preachy, but I definitely understand the cynicism.

  • perfectlyreasonabletoo

    Congratulations on none of you pronouncing it “nuke-u-lar”

  • I just really like watching Jay suddenly (pretend to) realize “*gasp* FUCK YOU IT’S JANUARY!”

  • the_antithesis

    Know what comic character I’d like to see them make a movie out of in the wake of Deadpool? Ambush Bug.

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  • Mischief

    R: Tony Stark turning into a supporter of “the system” and Cap going AWOL, I at first thought this was a mistaken role-reversal for these characters as well. However, we could think of this as character development for both of them. “Everyone becomes the thing they dread,” Ultron.

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  • Malevolence

    Though I feel Mike and Jay are right on the ball with most movie premise or characters, I think they misunderstand Captain America and Tony Stark’s characters when mentioning their roles in Civil War are reversed. I was actually surprised when they said that, seeing as how they said they watched Trumbo. Having citizen, gifted or not, disclose their powers as well as their identities is like forcing American Communists to identify themselves during the Cold War. It’s Un-American and that is why Captain America is against it. Captain America, though a soldier, doesn’t blindly follow orders, he follows the values that makes America great which I thought was adequately explained during Winter Soldier. While Tony Stark on the other hand is #1 not Gifted (having special powers), #2 seeking others with gifts to help defend Earth on potential alien invasion, #3 Is completely open with his secret identity and probably doesn’t understand personally the danger of disclosing his own identity because he’s rich and famous. Them not making those connections floored me while listening.

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  • Adam Baldwin

    Deadpool was an awesome movie. It had everything. How can you not like it?

  • BeardtobeFeared

    Jay’s right – Robocop IS the most amazing movie ever.

    Still waiting on that statue to go up on Detroit

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  • Kyle

    I’m surprised to hear you talk about Deadpool like it’s some kind of unexpected hit. Have you been on the Internet? Deadpool is everyone’s favorite superhero by virtue of the fact that people think he’s a lesser-known hipster pick, and that he’s edgy. He appeals to the Cards Against Humanity crowd.

  • Kyle

    You also seem very uninformed when it comes to the controversy about kids going to see it. Deadpool did everything it could to advertise itself as a movie that’s not for children. Parents brought their kids knowing that they shouldn’t. I’m surprised you didn’t mention the family who was asking the studio to release a special PG-13 version of the movie in theaters at the same time, like it would be no trouble at all.

  • Projekt Kobra

    I knew a kid named “Boycott”….black..naturally.

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