Half in the Bag: Annabelle: Creation

August 16, 2017186 Comments

Mike and Jay re-watch a lot of missed summer movies and the most important one of all, Annabelle: Creation! They also discuss Rotten Tomatoes and uncover the truth behind a sleazy contest.


Filed in: Half in the Bag

  • One at a time, please.

  • Nice.

  • durhay

    What’s wrong with your –
    I CLAPPED WHEN I –
    replacing –
    hack frauds –

  • dimi

    If you were going to review a movie no one was interested in, it could have at least been Valerian. Stop with this stupid ghost garbage, Stoklasa.

  • I noticed that shit when I checked Rottentomatoes the other day too – I must have checked it at just the right time. Big “wtf” moment for me too because it sounded like a lame prequel to an already lame movie, yet it was sitting at 90-something %. I immediately thought something was up.

  • BCFC25

    Damn i need to buy that T-shirt at the end!

  • Spooky.

  • MutePrint

    My $50 idea: A writer has writers block, his daughter becomes possessed by a demon, but instead of hiring a exorcist, he writes about all the weird stuff that happens. The Mother secretly has her daughter’s favorite doll blessed to expel the demon. Sadly the Demon kills the daughter, but is buried in the coffin with the doll which is placed on the girls chest, trapping the demon. Slowly the girl decays and the demon eventually possesses the doll, when a grave robber comes along and…

  • thismachinekillsfascists

    As long as we get that Pup Star: Better 2Gether review we’re all clamoring 4. Oh no my words are being replaced by numbers! It’s the anti-life equation!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Fuck movies!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I’m still waiting for their review of A Dog’s Purpose.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Rich would be watching Annabelle: Creation before he died, not porn?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    When will he find the time? He’ll be serving his second term as President of the United States.

  • Crixxxx

    My Annabelle Creation sounds like an evil horror version of American Girl Dolls.

  • Twinrova

    It’s kind of funny how likely it is that someone from RLM will see a completely atrocious movie moments before they die.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Rich is immortal

  • EJ

    With contemporary blockbusters it wouldn’t be surprising. I’m about Mike’s age, I think, and I couldn’t remember much about Star Trek 2009 shortly after seeing it.

  • EJ

    Jebus, guys, way to end it on a dark note.

    I do like your new policy of not bothering with blockbusters that are just “fine,” without much you can say about them either way.

  • EJ

    Except they really like cheap horror movies – I think this one was probably more near and dear to their hearts.

  • Ubik

    Those lazy hacks will make another catch-up soon with all the good things. Meanwhile, we got this Annabelle bullshit.

  • EJ

    He’ll have some stiff competition when he runs. Considering that the current minimum standard for being “presidential” is “be willing to say in public that Nazis are bad,” the field is wide open.

  • Terriosaurus Hex

    Warner Bros, you tightarse shady fucks…trying to fish for cheap ideas from unsuspecting, budding creators with a flimsy façade of a reward.

    Bunglecunts!

  • Bubs

    My $50 movie idea is basically a “Saw” ripoff.

    Our anti-hero/titular character is a serial killer named Box Office Bomb (BOB for short). He kidnaps a group of Warner Bros executives and forces them to watch horrible movies like CHiPs, Annabelle, Man of Steel, and so so many more. Their only chance of escape/salvation lies in a box containing devious tools such as hack saws, shotguns, ice picks, etc.

    The movie ends when they all commit suicide after Happy Feet 2 gets stuck on loop for 132 hours straight.

    I think the director is going to have a hard time making them sympathetic, though. Who really cares if these people live or die?

  • RLMkeepitup

    no one has made 1000 ways to die yet. seems like a great opportunity!

  • BCFC25

    Well he would be stroking some pussy have a allergic reaction and die!

  • Jay thought Annabelle was a pretty doll.

  • Derbrererd

    I dont see a like button but I would smash the shit out of it

  • DanceOfBirther

    Crap that I’ll never watch always makes for the best episodes of this show.

  • Gary V

    I wanna make a movie for this contest where the ghost of a dead hooker possesses the doll and does one last trick. She only needs $50 to make you holler.

  • Only cause he sold his soul.

  • BCFC25

    Or maybe they got in half price!

  • Joe Syxpac

    The movie will be called “Wild Thang”

  • BCFC25

    Darktower has stolen Mikes review quote as a selling point for their movie posters ‘It was only 90 minutes’ – Mike Stoklasa

  • BCFC25

    That and shit they hate!!

  • frankelee

    “The longer you drag something out, that automatically creates tension. Just having something be silent and someone walk around, instant tension.”

    Did Jay get confused and start reviewing Eyes Wide Shut?!?!

  • BCFC25

    So to end all the discussions Mike and Jay liked the Dunkirk movie!

  • Cakefarts

    I just murdered my best friend. I’ve taken his picture – and then I find out I have to have 50 buck AS WELL. I don’t have that sort of scratch. Thanks RLM for that sneaky fine print.

  • Craig

    You missed one ‘spooky’,

  • It seems more likely they did it to sort of say sorry to the director, and it ended up opening a can of worms re: the contest, rotten tomatoes, etc.

    Didn’t it seem like Mike said “the electricity Gremlins from Ghos…Gremlins 2” ?

  • Has sex with the doll?

  • The Conjuring was basically boring for all the same reasons and for some reason you guys were easy on that one. I never understood the appeal to these modern day possession flicks – been there done that. The Conjuring was more grounded only because the “spooky things” that happened were like things flying across a room with a loud music sting. And then possessed people yelling and screaming because we’ve never seen that before. I get more thrills out of a halloween corn maze. Also Mike needs to check himself because he never says “allegedly” when refers to what the “real Annabelle doll” actually “did”.

  • IamSithAzagoth

    and if they decide to use your dead friend in the Weekend at Bernie’s remake you have to pay them another $50.

  • jmt

    I counted 10 Rotten Tomatoes movie reviews around June 20th. All are positive. Assuming the proper fraction 68% positive, the probability at random there would be 10 initial positive reviews is .68^10 or about 2%.

    There’s a 1 in 50 chance that the Rotten Tomatoes things wasn’t a sleazy trick.

  • moisan4 .

    RLM’s theory behind the Rotten Tomato website conspiracy is the same reason the IMDB forums were shut down. Studio’s pressuring websites they advertise with to stop negative word of mouth.

  • Chomiq

    Ok, was that somebody fucking with lighting or fucking up the exposure on Mike’s camera?

  • Zek

    Finally got my Dunkirk review. Maybe next time keep it a little more succinct.

  • Kawaii as Fuck

    Spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine!

  • Kawaii as Fuck

    I hadn’t really kept up much with imdb boards for current movies in years, but wasn’t it because they had become overrun with trolls? Trolls were a problem even in my imdb message board heyday a decade ago.

  • Chowderbatter

    Wait a minute.

    WAIT A MINUTE!

    It’s 2017 and you guys are only just now speculating that studios *MAY* stuff the ballot box with shill reviews before, during, and after a film’s release? Really?! Are you children?

    You’ve never visited Ain’t It Cool News? Or these other man-baby payola sites where some dumpy fraudsters accept airfare, accommodation, and a bag of crappy swag in exchange for a jizz-your-pants review? I mean you guys did your own spot-on podcast parody series and you have any doubts about the tactics of these shitty studios, and their lackey “journalist” muppets?

    Come on, guys. Disappointed.

  • Chowderbatter

    I just made my own out of cardboard and red marker and I am hitting it hard!

  • Chowderbatter

    Rich needs a tiny doll version of himself called Li’l Rickets.

    It will tell him to do bad things and kill people.

  • I don’t think they’re “just now” noticing it, I think this is just one of the most obvious cases of it in awhile – because it’s a movie that really didn’t have any reason to be rated that high. But RT aggregator really only can display or imply to us so much information, so this is all still speculation no matter how sure of something you may be.

  • Chowderbatter

    Nice start (the abusing executives part), but you’re assuming Warner Brothers (or other studio) executives are capable of shame, boredom, or regret. These people are genetically engineered and trained their whole lives to have absolutely no taste, remorse, creativity, empathy, or introspection. They are built not just to endure horrific non-entertainment, but to guzzle it like a 400 pound leech, and then regurgitate. They have no threshold. No limit. And murdering other people for escape? They do that the same way that normal people shell pistachios.

    They would suffer at this “torment” in the same way that a refrigerator suffers when a tub of margarine gets cold.

    Their *ONLY* skill is to appear affable. And use a smartphone, while wearing a nice suit or dress. End of story.

  • DRP103

    Hypno-toad for 120 minutes. Are we there yet? 100% RT for all time. A classic!

  • Foreman 371

    I think they did a thing there.

  • EJ

    Mike believes in ghosts, remember.

  • Gallen Dugall

    The term”all rights” means that they don’t even have to attribute credit to the creator. They won’t even begrudge a single line credit in the obligatory high speed fifteen minute credit spool.

  • peterablex

    Still angry over the shutdown of the forums. The boards for older movies were such a goldmine. Imho, they could have easily resolved the whole matter by opening a board for a movie when it’s older than say… 5 years? There was no need to shut them all down…

  • Brian Levine

    The real horror is that this contest would force me to actually watch one of The Conjuring movies.

  • Chowderbatter

    But the payola is so transparent. I mean even before the Internet. Has been for years. My point was why even bother speculating if the studios do it. EVERYONE knows they do. Even the studios will admit it by calling it some BS euphemism like “grassroots fan service” or “guerilla marketing” or “media outreach,” but it’s just payola. Plain and simple. They handpick the most spineless and unethical yes monkeys to give an eager thumbs up.

  • EJ

    I imagine that the emoji movie really is terrible, but not gonna lie, the poop emojis chanting “we’re number 2” made me laugh. Possibly because I’m extremely immature.

  • Brian Levine

    That’s a requirement for posting on this site. Or owning this site.

  • Brian Levine

    We had some very creative parody stuff going on at IMBD’s Star Trek board. Lost connection with some good friends. Yeah, I’m still pissed.

  • Bleurgh

    So when they meet you in Hollywood do they just tell you that you’re a chump and that you got fucked?

  • Bleurgh

    Anthony Lapaglias brother now hosts the Australian version of Survivor. At least he’s getting work.

  • Brian Levine

    They have to. It’s a Christopher Nolan movie. It’s required by law.

  • EJ

    I think that’s how Hollywood conducts business in general, not just for this contest.

  • Andy James

    You’re in the ballpark.

  • Ret Marut

    $50? What do I need that for? I have $200,000 in 1970s dollars! Right Rich?!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    “Can I just get credit for my creation instead of a measly $50?” — Bill Finger

  • Pop Culture Reference

    You’ll have to share it with Bigfoot and 4 shirtless dudes.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    So not too much different than how business is conducted in Washington, DC?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Those were poop emojis? I thought they were President Trump and Steve Bannon?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    And the term “alt-right” means “Nazi-loving scum.”

  • Pop Culture Reference

    In summary, Harry Knowles is a punk ass bitch.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    The conspiracy goes all the way up to the RAND Corporation and the reverse vampires. It’s the reason why parents make us go to bed early. Wake up, sheeple!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Still better than DC Comics treated Bill Finger.

  • Hilary Manfat

    I’m glad they didn’t properly review Dunkirk, as this comment section
    would be full of rabid keyboard warriors shitting on people that like
    his movies, by spouting the word “Nolanite” quite a bit, and making some
    desperately convoluted argument on why we shouldn’t be allowed to enjoy
    his movies or respect him as a film maker. Being a fan of Nolan these
    days is the equivalent of having AIDS in the 80’s.

  • Derbrererd

    Somebody needs to make a short movie about a sleazy Hollywood executive screwing people for $50. Like, as in literally screwing.

  • EJ

    Nah, look at Bannon – he’s a part time hollywood asshole, he doesn’t even have a real job in the white house and he’s already almost dead. DC eats hollywood suits alive.

  • Mike illustrated what their main point was here: “So you screen your movie ahead of time – but really I haven’t seen too many movies that were screened for select critics who allowed their reviews to be posted.” I agree with you but I don’t think they were shocked that the studios hand-pick critics, just that they would show their hand so obviously.

  • Jaygon1234

    Wooooooooooah, Disney just annouced “Kenobi: A Star Wars Story” spin-off film. THEY FINALLY FOUND WHAT THE FANS WERE LOOKING FOR!

  • Bubs

    Kill me! That’s gonna be GREAT!

  • Chowderbatter

    I think their obvious hand is shown regularly for those who care to look.

  • Moist

    [wiggles fingers]
    This is not the spinoff you’re looking for.

  • Chowderbatter

    Ladies and gentlemen, I’ll allow it.

  • Chowderbatter

    >> he writes about all the weird stuff that happens.

    In blood, in a book bound in human flesh.

    You know… for reasons.

  • Chowderbatter

    The Quicken Loans Staples Having Sex With Dolls Ballpark.

  • Chowderbatter

    Annabelle: Creatine.

    Spoiler: she’s jacked.

  • Foreman 371

    It’s official that the RLM team is only interested in the youtube comments. It has no meaning here to argue pro or con Dunkirk. The gods aren’t listening.

  • Thanatos

    These same kind of embargoes exist with video game reviews. Influential companies threaten the reviewers to cut off all future review copies and access if they break the embargo, and only allow high scoring reviews to be published until the release date of the game.

    Sickening to see it’s now spread to movies.

  • Bubs

    Yes, but I don’t really consider it to be a problem. As the saying goes, shit sinks and gold floats (If that’s not a saying, then I’m coining it right now). Meaning all the good stuff rises to the top, whether it was reviewed well or not, and all the games/movies that are completely forgettable are… well, completely forgotten. I mean, if you’re the kind of idiot who is pre-ordering The Order 1886, you deserve to be conned.

  • kylemz

    i think they’re getting bored with HitB. No Dunkirk, really?

  • Hilary Manfat

    If RLM are gods, that explains why I’m an atheist.

  • Mark

    I assume that the lack of summer reviews was due to working on the Plinkett Ghostbusters review. Those videos take a lot to do – in depth viewing and analysis, writing (and RLM’s script was probably better and longer than the Ghostbusters script), shooting raw footage, editing it all together with Ghostbusters and other footage. It all takes a long while. So when there were no reviews for War for the planet of the Apes or Dunkirk, I figured RLM was up to something.

  • EJ

    I sympathize with them – I find I’ve become sort of jaded with most Hollywood blockbusters lately. Even most of the ones I like I’d be hard-pressed to talk about for 30 minutes.

    This one was good because it was a type of film (low budget horror) that they’re actually interested in, plus it had the bonus of being surrounded by sleazy industry politics.

  • Foreman 371

    isn’t this a paradox?

  • Moist

    What if it’s just Ewan McGregor out in the desert wracked with guilt over the fact that his apprentice murdered a bunch of children and the only way to chase off his inner demons is participating in Jawa sex orgies and using his magical powers to prank people, especially during the orgies?

  • Foreman 371

    buff the FUGS!

  • Andy James

    Speaking as someone who died from AIDS-related complications in 1987, I think you’re being hyperbolic.

  • Hilary Manfat

    I’m sorry for your loss. It’s comforting to know that you have internet in the afterlife though.

  • EJ

    So, basically the Star Wars Holiday Special?

  • Foreman 371

    Depends on the system I would say. Game Cube had some excellent titles most “non cube owner” won’t have ever heard about. And The Order was one of the few ps4 starter titles. You can’t blame a kid or a person not heavily invested in the gaming scene to pre order this title at that time.

  • Moist

    No. I just want to see a Jawa orgy. I’m not into your deviant perversions.

  • EJ

    Thank god we got that out of the way.

  • Zek

    Every time I read the word “embargo” I think of “erogenous.” I guess embargos are the erogenous zone of my heart.

  • Gallen Dugall

    These days everyone is either a murderous Commie or a psychotic Nazi.

  • RLMkeepitup

    the game libraries are not what they used to be for these consoles right? they release a new console too soon and many old franchises are brought back like with film..

  • Pop Culture Reference

    No wonder the trade embargo with Cuba gave me an erection.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Fuck movies!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Annabelle: Cremaster, directed by Matthew Barney.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Check out FakeAgent on Pornhub. Those Jawas will do anything for cash.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    “You’re telling me!” — Bill Finger

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Speaking of AIDS-related complications in 1987, has anyone seen Steve Bannon’s face lately? It’s like he auditioning to play Nurgle. Dude should see a dermatologist and/or exorcist.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    “Shut up! The game is on!” — the gods

  • Pop Culture Reference

    And now Bannon isn’t working at the White House anymore. He has slither back to his cesspit back at Breitbart. As cineaste Harry S. Plinkett is wont to say, “What’s wrong with your face?”

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Except the first one isn’t even true. All the Commies are missile-lobbing punchlines and the Nazis are in South Caroline getting their history degrees in vehicular homicide.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    It’s like that old saying, “Brevity is shit.”

  • Pop Culture Reference

    So do the Chinese. Maybe we should award Mike a Most Favored Nation trade status?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    The Christoper Nolan is Brilliant and Amazing and The Next Kubrick, as mandated by the 2011 San Diego Comic-Con Fanservice Accords.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I thought he was reviewing Scarmucci’s White House career? Or the Presidency of William Henry Harrison?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Someone put a wig and lipstick on Steve Bannon. Perfect casting. Won’t even need to hire a make-up person.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    He also has a setting where he fucks a droid toy.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Zombie FDR / Zombie Truman 2020!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I didn’t know The Art of the Deal came in human flesh edition?

  • Spoiled Ants

    No, they don’t bother talking anymore or taking you out on dinner. You just bend over on a pinball machine and get it over with.

  • Spoiled Ants

    More Sand?

  • Black Santa

    I assumed the studio would get the rights to the submissions. It’s even based on their IP anyway. Jay and Mike keep saying “they get to do whatever they want with ‘your idea'”, but “your idea” is a two minute short based on a character/universe the studio owns. sooooo…?

  • Black Santa

    so the Lights Out monster background was over-explained and the Demon from this movie was under-explained?

  • RLMkeepitup

    in every crack and crevice; sarlac pit syndrome

  • EJ

    And look at recent pictures of the guy. I mean, he already looked like a trainyard hobo, but now he looks like he was fished out of a river. That’s what less than a year in DC does to people.

  • John G.

    I’m sick of these joke reviews. I actually would like the reviews of the movies they skipped over, and don’t give a shit about everything that happens in this after minute one

  • andychrist

    reviews of those films are available elsewhere . examples of a film manipulating reviews and offering “scam” competitions to trawl for, and steal ideas from, are not . ….. this ,in my opinion , is a better use of time and energy and starts a debate about the state of the industry in general . this seems to be a theme common throughout most of rlms output rather than straight reviews of a film and just that film and nothing else . ….you could say this film had something interesting to talk about and the others ,good or bad, dont have anything other than that worthy of half an hour plus of yabbering on .

  • Moist

    Shumeneez un toyneepa!

  • John Luck Pickerd

    This guy gets it.

  • Hank Richter

    I prefer Nazis over Commies myself, tho in the end it all winds up the same.

    Oh, and “the 1st one” is very true.

  • Hank Richter

    I gotta say, you put most trolls to shame, but keep posting, it’s hit or miss, but some of your comments are funny.

  • Hank Richter

    and his millions of dollars – poor guy.

  • Moist

    Who run Barter Town?

  • Burgerlord

    You missed a “spooky” count at the end! Pretty sloppy, guys.

  • 2spooky

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Not as scary as Steve Bannon: Origins. Topical! Hey-o!
    **slide whistle**

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Needs more Streisands to count as Spooky Vision.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Oh lighten up. Here, have a pizza roll.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    It gets everywhere.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    May the AfterMASH be with you.

  • John G.

    there’s reviews of everything other places. I don’t just want “A” review. I know I can get that elsewhere. I want these guys to review it, so I get their take. They can do a manipulating film reviews thing AND a review of other movies. They release videos all the time. One thing doesn’t preclude the other. All I’m saying is I like them, and I like their take, and I want more of it. And also, I’d like pizza rolls.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I’m more of a Slaanesh guy. Nurgle doesn’t do it for me.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Doesn’t a paradox go “Quack, quack, quack”?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    At least trainyard hobos aren’t race-baiting scumbags. They have ethical standards to uphold.

  • Bleurgh

    Is Phantom Menace like porn for you? So much embargo talk!

  • Tough shit, dude. As clearly implied by their video, complaining about it would only make it less likely. Not everybody gets what they want all the time.

  • EJ

    I’d prefer they stick to movies where they feel they have interesting things to say. Their Guardians of the Galaxy 2 review was painful – 30 minutes of them trying to find different ways to say, “If you liked the first one, you’ll like this one.”

  • dimi

    But they review every superhero movie. And I bet they’re going to review every superhero movie after they skipped all of these original movies. And they’re constantly bitching about sequels and remakes, but then don’t bother to cover original stuff.

  • andychrist

    eunice mcdonald furiously giving himself a pocket wank over a jawa/tusken raider interspecies erotica session with a bantha while inserting wamp rats into a crap dragon (thats why it makes “that” noise) , …. then he stumbles upon luke and artoo and thinks to himself “start with the little one” , fade to black , credits.

  • RLMkeepitup

    wonder woman earned more $ than the original spider man 2002 film. but after you adjust for inflation, the man movie still earned moar #hashtag

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I love Crappy Swag!
    **holds up Planes 2 flask**

  • EJ

    I gotta kind of admire Bannon’s commitment to evil, though. He puts in a lot of work at it.

  • Moist

    Ugh, that guy can take his tap shoes and jam them in sideways.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Look for the spin-off taking place in the 1960s: Annabella Abzug!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    By “adjust for inflation,” do you mean “taking Viagra”?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    That’s in the deleted scenes of Cremaster 2.

  • Moist

    You can’t convince me that he rejected any footage from that self indulgent bullshit.

  • smogmos68

    Maybe they needed a all female cast of characters like that other ghost movie.

    Just make a movie of a blue hair woman, a gilf, and two land whales beat the crap out of a group of Marines.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Don’t pull the Self Indulgent Bullshit Card here. Then you won’t be able to use it on future Michael Bay movies.

  • Moist

    Oh, I’m playing that card alright. I’ve got a Peurile And Incoherent card in my deck reserved for Mr. Bay.

  • Joe Syxpac

    13:01 Mike says “creepy” and they don’t count it.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    “The Earth is only 3000 years old and Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs in the Garden of Eden!” — Annabelle: Creationist

  • Pop Culture Reference

    That’s a strange Magic: The Gathering deck you’re using.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    [fictional tagline] These Jawa sluts are the real moisture farmers!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Survivor: Fury Road?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    It shows in his sexual charisma. Reminds me of Bill Hicks’s “Dark Poetry.”

  • Pop Culture Reference

    So he died watching “Milo and Otis”?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Is Ashton Kutcher involved?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Wasn’t Nolanite a 70s blaxploitation character?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Starring Kevin Hart as Rich Evans.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Directed by Joss Whedon.

  • Chowderbatter

    Not Zack Snyder?

  • Moist

    “Ashton Kutcher?” Ugh, Star Wars names are really dumb.

  • Foreman 371

    let them build their ark’s. It’s the best cure.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    “The Earth is only 3000 years old!” — Annabelle: Cretin

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I’m hoping Interstellar, the Dark Knight Trilogy, Inception, and Dunkirk all become part of pretentious unwieldy trainwreck of a shared universe.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    And who would believe a character named Steven Mnuchin? It looks like a typo.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I remember that scene from My Dinner with Ivanka Trump, starring Louis Malle, Wallace Shawn, and a bunch of Hell’s Angels from Altamont.

  • Moist

    Instead of confronting the apocalypse with disbelief you might consider forming or joining a well regulated militia.

  • Movie Wan Kenovie

    My, my… I never thought of the Sarlac pit as a vagina dentata before. Thank you RLMkeepitup!

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