Half in the Bag: 2015 Re-cap (So Far)

October 11, 20152,078 Comments

Mike and Jay continue to sit on Mt. Everest as they discuss a bunch of movies they’ve seen so far this year that they haven’t discussed already.


Filed in: Half in the Bag

  • Like Icare

    Ah! Content. Splendid.

  • zaz926

    I, for one, can’t wait for George Lucas to show people to their seats in the theater. This will the first time we actually see him – pull out that little flashlight thing and go to town. And that’s something everyone’s been waiting for.

  • tOmy`

    There is Hunger Games part 4?

  • instant relief

    First! FIRST! Fuck all y’all!

  • tOmy`

    I don’t have 50 minutes to watch two elderly men getting drunk on a hill. Please, Jay, make a Quick Cut version of this video and post it on this webzone.

  • instant relief

    Hey, think of the unemployed, will ya?

  • Like Icare

    It’s a fuckin Sunday you fuckin capitalist scum!

  • mister man

    Star Wars is going to be a load of shit

  • dollar store cashier wife

    55 MINUTES! HOT DAMN THIS IS BETTER THEN CHUNKY’S CHICKEN!

  • tOmy`

    Did you say Dunkin’ Donuts?

  • Like Icare

    Bill Cosby – A Monster.

    It’s official folks. We get to refer to Cosby as monster dad.
    Cause he played a ghost dad.
    And ghosts are monsters.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    shhh hush now Icare. He wants to pretend people who visit this webzone might have social lives!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I’ll fuck you tonight bby

  • The only lives we get are the ones earned in Super Mario Bros.
    #Mario

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I said I love Pepto Bismol! And nobody paid me to say that!

  • tOmy`

    I suddenly wanna hear Mr. Schwarzenegger pronounce: “the plague”.

  • tOmy`

    *allegedly.

    Because they don’t remember if it really happened.

    BA-DUM-RAPE

  • Lt Hurwitz

    You can be happy now Rich Evans, Jay Cutler is back!!!

  • tOmy`

    THOSE WERE THE BEST DAMN LIVES EVER!

  • tOmy`

    I tried one of those “social lives” yesterday and I still feel sick.

    The hype is a lie, guys.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Oh man The Lazarus Effect. Didn’t think Mike out of all people would go out of his way to see it. Definitely the worst movie of 2015 I’ve had the displeasure to see.

  • instant relief

    I’ll waiting for you with my legs spread!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    DID YOU KNOW MARIO TOOK 12 YEARS TO MAKE?

  • tOmy`

    The only question here is: How hawt is Olivia in it? On the scale of 1 to Olivia.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Nothing will beat her look in Tron Legacy.

  • tOmy`

    Speaking of Tron Legacy: What an odd and neat idea for a cast.

  • Like Icare

    Computers WERE a lot slower back then.

  • Like Icare

    A what now?

  • tOmy`

    BUT MUCH BETTERER! IN AN IMMERSIVERE WAY!

  • Like Icare

    I remember that movie. It did really happen. It had Dana Ashbrook in it.

    Kids used to make fun of him when he was little cause he had a funny name.
    True story. Read it in an interview back when Twin Peaks was this new thing.

  • I’m really in love with Jay’s whole reaction to “Green Inferno”. Scratch that, I’m really in love with Jay!

  • I recommended Ex Machina to everyone, but not super hard recommend. I don’t wan’t people to get their expectations up too high, it’s a really good film bordering on great 8/10 for me.

  • …uh, we’re still doing the “gay for jay” stuff around here right?

  • Like Icare

    Wait… Jesse Plemons is a real person?

    I thought it was Matt Damon wearing prosthetic makeup. He sounds like Matt Damon wearing a prostheses.

  • Like Icare

    Pooyam-pooyam-pooyam?

  • Percy Gryce

    [Nods skeptically]

  • Palpatine

    I love it when they do these re-cap reviews. They’re short, sweet, and to the point.

  • Jesus Manatee Jenkins III

    “I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT MATT DAMON”. Haven’t you seen the commercials?

  • Jesus Manatee Jenkins III

    No robot sex 3/10

  • Jesus Manatee Jenkins III

    Keep it in your pants Dredd

  • Not a big Kristin Wig fan, and while the premise appealed to me I was worried that the film would either be a wacky zany look at how silly she is comedy, or a “Jeff He Who Lives at Home” comedy so I skipped it, I may look into it now.

  • Like Icare

    I saw it before Sicario and I thought that the point of the commercial was “OMG! There’s a Matt Damon underneath all this makeup!”

  • dollar store cashier wife

    they’re also mostly centered on independent,original movies that are actually worth seeing and always deserve extra exposure.

  • Jesus Manatee Jenkins III

    It’s absolutely 100% not Matt Damon

  • Palpatine

    Whenever they review a big budget film, everyone in the comments just argues with each other and the comments get closed.

  • THAT’S exactly what it was missing!

  • Sam Rockwell is a god!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    he’s the only good thing about Iron Man 2.

  • Earth

    YOU HACKFRAUDS! Doing filler videos just so you’ll be at Ep.100 for the Star Wars Half in the Bag!

  • “Great thing”, but I see your point.

  • Markham

    There was also a kickstarter-funded comedy released this year called Dude Bro party Massacre 3. It was more silly than laugh out loud funny, but I enjoyed it.

  • Lt Hurwitz

    “Faults” was very good on Netflix
    “Wyrmwood” was terrible and had to turn it off.
    “Turbo Kid” had it moments
    “Byzantium” was a mediocre vampire, or zombie, or something movie but Saorise Ronan is so gorgeous and Irish.

  • tOmy`

    *Trying to keep on topic challenge pt. 1:

    Se7en is pretty solid movie indeed.

  • Muthsarah

    “If they can leave dead bodies on Mt. Everest, we can leave a coffeemaker.”

    That’s gotta be my new favorite RLM quote.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Still Fincher’s best movie to date.

  • tOmy`

    Yea, I think I can allow that.

    Although I can’t recall a Fincher movie I didn’t like.

  • Palpatine

    I’m gonna go up there and steal it because I’m a coffee addict.

  • Palpatine

    Wait, you of all people are trying to stay on topic?! Wow, never thought I’d see the day.

  • Except for Zodiac.

  • tOmy`

    Hence the “challenge” part. They covered a lot during these 50 minutes, so I realized that this is a perfect opportunity to try it.

    Now, speaking of Justified…

  • Like Icare

    Yeah… well… doesn’t change the movie in any way for me.

    It’s still… underwhelming and… procedural I guess?
    It feels like a “by the numbers” movie about a gangster with zero passion or meaning to it all.
    Boredom is NOT a proper response to watching a woman being lured into an empty house and strangled.
    Or another woman being apparently menaced by a guy who just made threats to high ranking FBI agents – over a recipe for a marinade.

    It feels like “all these things really happened or people told us they really happened – so we HAD to include them in the movie, but we don’t really know how to make those horrific acts seem horrific other than putting inhuman looking makeup on Depp”.
    Or by showing us a scene of kids screaming when they see someone shot in the head while sitting in a car, across a busy street, some 100 meters away, while said kids were busy playing in a playground… where they could not have seen or heard a thing.

    It feels like a movie which does not know which story it wants to be telling. Like it lacks a theme.
    Is it about this evil and supposedly manipulative gangster (we never get to see him being manipulative – just violent) who even managed to play FBI agents – OR is it about corruption of FBI agent(s) condoning and supporting actions of a violent gangster because… I don’t know… infatuation?

    And why is there so much time dedicated to the death of his son? It changes nothing about him – he was evil and violent already.

    Movie comes off as a book of testimonies of various people… of whom some or all have been lying – only the director and writer didn’t catch that.

    Seriously, even at the end you don’t know if you should maybe be kinda glad for him evading the cops for all those years, or should you feel sorry for or angry at the FBI agent who went to prison because of I guess loyalty towards this evil gangster?

    It’s like that documentary about those same events where Bulger’s defense keeps trying to assert that “he is not a rat”.
    Oh… sure. He’s a murderer and a psychopath – but not a rat!

    It’s an OK movie. But mostly boring.

    And it lacks a clear message of what it was trying to convey to the audience for the past two hours.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I kinda hate how it goes from a procedural killer thriller to a lackluster study of obssesion.

  • I kinda love both (aspects of Zodiac).

  • Palpatine

    Why do I get the feeling that this is going to be the only video on the site for like two weeks straight until either the BotW Halloween special or the Nightmare on Elm Street audio commentary announcement video is released?

  • Don’t get me wrong, Se7en is masterful. I dunno, maybe they’re tied.

  • tOmy`

    It’s an odd movie in this aspect, but I thoroughly enjoyed it till the very end.

  • Paul Johnson

    Look on the bright side, it can’t get any worse than the prequels.

  • instant relief

    It sure can!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I mean yeah it’s not bad even if I find the switch jarring. Both parts have some of the most memorable scenes in Fincher’s filmography.

  • RLMkeepitup

    yes but we don’t know why.

  • You assholes, “Decker 3” in all its glory is about to come out and you can’t even finish “Cop Cop 1”. What is wrong with you haaaacckkss!

  • RLMkeepitup

    the future is difficult to see, did you smell it? maybe just got a little wiff

  • Palpatine

    I just have a strong feeling that Nightmare On Elm Street will be their next commentary. They mentioned it in the video and Wes Craven passed away in August, so it’s only fitting.

  • RLMkeepitup

    agreed, I do expect them to talk about that crimson peak movie too soon. meantime syfy is playing ‘scary’ movies all day

  • Evertale

    With digital projection being firmly in sight,
    I look forward to his being the only light.

  • Earth

    Wow, seeing Robin Williams really hit me there. I guess it was because I didn’t know he had been in one last movie. Nice to see he finished his career with something that reminded me of Ikiru.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    What’s a “seten”? Is the movie about devil worshippers?

  • Adzl33t

    Not one animated movie review, this is more disappointing than Genndy Tratavosky’s film career

  • thatdouchewhodontlikeyourplaye

    Everyone hated “The Lazarus Effect”.
    Here’s my take on it:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr8_6JLLAP4

  • Evertale

    “It’s not the plague! Not the plague!”

  • Percy Gryce

    Not as good as Harvey Korman clicking his tongue, though, you have to admit.

  • Patrick Desfossé

    preeeeee prrrruum prrrrruuuum – Jay

  • Mr. Pedantic

    After 9 years of calling them “Godless killing machines”, Stephen Colbert ended his feud with bears a year ago. Since then, three movies have been released about bears as Godless killing machines. Thanks a lot, bears!

  • RLMkeepitup

    I can just see Mike pushing buttons on a redbox. The Cobbler sounds almost as bad as Master of Disguise.. both movies starring post-SNL cast members.

  • Niccageshair

    Lost Souls is a great documentary. The amount of insanity that went down in about one week of production.

  • Percy Gryce

    Talk about older guys acting with their faces, funniest moment in this HITB:

    https://youtu.be/y73M4Ct9fUI?t=39m54s

  • Percy Gryce

    Nic, if your hair is saying that, then that’s something.

  • Percy Gryce

    Hey now. The Master of Disguise is shit, but it has some great lines.

    I use this one on Mrs. Gryce all the time:

    https://youtu.be/Ye1LoKhJMs0?t=33s

  • Percy Gryce

    And don’t forget the upcoming The Revenant.

  • Percy Gryce

    You catch on quick, Columbo.

  • Percy Gryce

    He’s great in Mamet’s Heist.

  • RLMkeepitup

    She must be a patient lady. Just don’t laugh at your own farts like Brent Spiner or its couch time.

  • Percy Gryce

    Given how old Mike & Jay have gotten, I thought they were fairly animated during these reviews.

  • Osbor

    so wait..
    nothing about the martian? nothing at all?
    well, except for that mention in the welcome to me bit

  • WrongWithYourFace

    *pre cum

  • Like Icare

    I thought it was pronounced sesevenen?

  • Percy Gryce

    Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever?

  • bloodstock pussyclarts

    i assume thatll be their next review

  • Percy Gryce

    Everyone?

  • Like Icare

    That’s misogynistic and unprofessional due to the world we live in and you should check your privilege. Bro.

    http://tech.slashdot.org/story/15/10/10/2212233/there-is-no-bro-in-brotli-googlemozilla-engineers-nix-file-type-as-offensive

  • Like Icare
  • Percy Gryce

    Even better.

  • Like Icare

    I remember seeing the dvd cover to that and thinking “Why?”

  • RLMkeepitup

    Omg… Into the Grizzly Maze with Billy Bob! Its like a new flavor of cheese is coming out.

  • Luke

    Jay “I haven’t seen some of the biggest movies of all time like the Mission Impossible Series or Jerry Maguire” WORST CRITIC EVER

  • Doug_101

    Totally see Boy Next Door, guys – one of the funniest movies of the year.

  • Percy Gryce

    You see things; and you say “Why?” But Hollywood dreams things that never were; and they say “Why not . . . drop another another turd?”

  • TapewormBike

    What? I’m not made of 55 minutes!

  • Niccageshair

    The first Mission Impossible movie is a great collection of set pieces that work well together up until that fucking train sequence.

  • Percy Gryce

    Well, she’s put up with me for 18 years–the last six of which I’ve spent significant amounts responding to her with RLM quotes.

  • Suddenly everything about Jack started to make sense…
    https://youtu.be/hADA_DiJo7w?t=40m25s

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I can so see Jack as a clown.

    And Rich may hate clowns, but he sure loves the Show Biz Pizza Bear. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cf/9e/ab/cf9eab13505bd22e1511dee7a2d86763.jpg

  • WrongWithYourFace

    No mention of Sicario… Oh, well. Maybe in Re-Cap 2015 (So far-er).

    Also, The Gift sounded somewhat similar to another similarly named film, The Guest… Which I would recommend.

  • Like Icare

    I would not say “everything” but it definitely explains a lot.

  • RLMkeepitup

    at least he’s not still clowning around and getting paid. Ohh. Hey maybe practice does make perfect!

  • I can’t tell which is creepier.

  • playdude92 .

    I only just understood, that Rich´s “Oh my Gaaawd!” is a ripoff, you fucking hacks.

    Also, I´ll have to check out Black Mass and Ex_Machina now. Off to The Blockbuster!

  • RLMkeepitup

    EXMachina portrays robot-human sexual tension like we haven’t seen since the first twilight films… harr

  • Uncle Dan

    Yeah Jay really should see “What We Do in the Shadows” I think he’d really enjoy it.

  • Uncle Dan

    That just looked like a terrible idea. And it probably was.

  • Uncle Dan

    I watched The Martian last weekend and the score kind of reminded me of the score in “Moon” which just made me wonder what “The Martian” would be like with Sam Rockwell replacing Matt Damon. I really loved the movie, but… I can imagine Rockwell making it even better.

  • Like Icare

    Other than serving as a vehicle for Oprah’s campaign to get an Oscar for Cuba Gooding, Jr. – what is there to see about that movie?

    Him and Cruise shouting “Show me the money!”?
    Zellweger and Cruise finding it in their hearts how to fall for each other despite both being hideous… no, wait… they are both gorgeous sexy people.
    Cuba finally getting up and getting the money he desired?
    His family getting the money?
    “You had me at hello?”

  • Uncle Dan

    I think Jay really likes your grimacing chin, Dredd.

  • Uncle Dan

    Ironically, Robert Pattinson plays the human, and Kristen Stewart plays the robot.

  • Uncle Dan

    It’s a bit weird but I did enjoy it. Kind of lost it for the franchise after the John Woo sequel however.

  • TapewormBike

    So, before it actually got good?

  • Uncle Dan

    I did see Ghost Protocol, which was fun. How was MI3? I skipped that one entirely.

  • TapewormBike

    What you have not seen a movie that I saw and liked? Pateron something or other!

  • Uncle Dan

    I’m figuring they’ll have to survive by using Plinkett’s corpse to grow potatoes on the top of Everest.

  • TapewormBike

    Pretty good. It’s more bland than 4, but JJ rarely shoots anything that’s just bad. Shaky cam fiesta at times.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I loved Mike’s little song at the end.

  • Fartastic

    Poltergeist was so cheap, I call it Paltrygeist.
    Let me try another one:
    If you were scared by Poultrygeist, you are a chicken.

  • RLMkeepitup
  • Uncle Dan

    Where do you rank Fight Club? I know that’s the one everyone else loves. Haven’t gotten around to seeing Se7en yet.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I kinda loved Ex Machina. It’s a simple story but like films like THX 1138 it’s an idea driven movie but not pretentious. The visuals are fucking amazing, great performance, and the dance scene is the best Kubrick like scene in years. If you have not seen it I have lost respect for you.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No! You’re made of atoms!

  • Like Icare
  • Wizard Phoenix

    The Cobbler isn’t that bad. It is still pretty awful.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That needs to be a Disney film.

  • instant relief
  • Wizard Phoenix

    I hated The Cobbler quite a bit. It’s trying to be a touching little movie with a strange premise or idea in the vein of Being John Malkovich. However where that film is great and works The Cobbler fails because of tone, pacing, performances, and story elements. It fails on so many levels but I would recommend it just to see how awful it is.

  • Uncle Dan

    Wow how long has it been and you’re still waiting for this….

  • Uncle Dan

    Put them together and you have PreRec Halloween.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “Oh, shut up.”
    -Rich Evans

  • Wizard Phoenix

    If only time travel existed in this universe-OH WAIT IT DOES!

  • Niccageshair

    Lens flares out the ass I hope. I’ve seen it but I can’t remember a thing about it.

  • Jason Ross

    +5 for Poultrygeist

  • Niccageshair

    Yeah John Woo took a lot of bad projects when he came to Hollywood. Other than Face/Off which is a masterpiece.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I think these re-cap HITB are the best, I want to see most of these movies..

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    fuck you, I haven’t seen it but I will…

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I hope you don’t want to watch The Cobbler

  • TapewormBike

    Some, yeah.

  • Palpatine

    He said “most”, not “all”.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    “The Lazarus Effect” is a classic sci-fi book by Master Frank Herbert and Bill Ransom. Not some piece of shit movie,..fuck

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I might

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It just said might.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    It might, It might indeed, a little self torture never hurt anyone

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It was torturous as I said, it was more mind boggling bad.

  • TapewormBike

    I gotta be honest, I totally enjoy Hard Target.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    well that made getting up at 6 am worth it. RLM breakfast.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Fight Club is very good. Probably his second best film after Se7en. Meeting people in college who think FC is the greatest movie ever made and idolize Tyler Durden without realize the movie is mocking that type of mindset was a pretty upsetting experience though

  • instant relief

    Made getting up at 6 pm even better.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    “Jack being a clown really explains his total lack of anything remotely resembling funny.”

    youtube comments can sometimes be good afterall.

  • Fartastic

    Tell that to David Carradine.

  • Alex Lee

    Do you think Amazon tribes will (or did and lost) sue Eli Roth for defaming them? Cause I don’t ever want to go to the Rainforest.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Is there acid in your cup?

  • castlemonster

    “Did you see the 90s Dr. Moreau movie?”
    “No. No.”

    Jeez, you think you guys could have prepared a little better for this?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I wish. work is sooooo boring.

  • Like Icare

    Hey… They made a Little Mermaid…

  • Adzl33t

    Im pretty bored

  • Adzl33t

    Nah

  • Like Icare

    Gives a whole new meaning to that “The Day the Clown Cried” tape sequence and why Jack had that tape in his vault.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I did see it in theater it was weird and entertaining but I wasn’t as critical in my thinking back then so I’ll have to watch it again so I can shred it.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    they’re channeling the spirit of PreRec.

  • Adzl33t

    Since Laika’s Paranorman I think?

  • Uncle Dan

    Yeah that’s the worst part. Everyone seems to get wrapped up with how cool Tyler Durden is, while missing the point that the whole movie is about how he’s wrong.

  • Like Icare

    College?

    I’ve met elderly men who think that movie is full of good and smart ideas and solutions to the problems of society.
    Instead of being just another take on The Crimson Permanent Insurance story.

  • Uncle Dan

    I don’t understand the Jack hate at all. I don’t understand why they would hate anyone, really. You can disagree with him, you also don’t have to find him funny. That doesn’t justify hate.

  • Gift Card

    No Straight Outta Compton?

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Jack’s awesome and if anyone hates him I’ll make sure they’re sorry….

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Good

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He needs grandkids to put it in.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Total rip off of The RedLetterStory.

  • Palpatine

    Well according to some guy that used to work with him, Mike is a racist.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    George Lucas?

  • TapewormBike

    That sentence should not ever be used again in the history of human language

  • Palpatine

    HitB episode 100 isn’t going to be on Episode VII, it’s just going to be an hour long loop of the Ishtar trailer played at different speeds.

  • TapewormBike

    I don’t feel like it, but I texted Brandon Lee to tell it to him. Lovely people, both of em.

  • castlemonster

    You see, that’s why I need to get a wife. In case I get attacked by a bear.

  • Like Icare

    Back by popular request?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Stream a thon reference!

  • TapewormBike

    I mean, it’s a review show of current movies and a number, I think if they do that, that’s still in spirit of a celebration, while telling us to fuck off.

  • Like Icare

    More like to get a life.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Thank you, Evil Jay.

  • Marvin Falz

    I predict a loop of the Ishtar trailer is waaay better than Episode VII. Okay, okay, that’s just me being negative.

  • TapewormBike

    I have a life, it’s just so unremarkable that I have to post remarks about it constantly.

  • TapewormBike

    Well, I for one think that – jews.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You racist.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Can I talk about Dope? Because I really liked that movie.

  • TapewormBike

    I can’t even drive, dummie!

  • Marvin Falz

    I don’t even understand what you’ve said.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Bum da tsss

  • TapewormBike

    Mad Max, that was a good movie. Kinda flew under the radar.

  • Palpatine

    The RLM Reddit guys will die from excitement if that happens.

  • TapewormBike

    Such is our lot in life

  • Palpatine

    Which one?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I guess I’ll have to drive into your skull.

  • Like Icare

    Completely off topic… This looks delightful:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMqeoW3XRa0

  • TapewormBike

    Oooh, that’s some shots. And they are being propelled forward with remarkable speed!

  • It’s a running joke that some take seriously.

  • TapewormBike

    3/4 of them. But main event this year was of course the glorious Road Warrior.

  • Cohen brothers. It’s probably solid.

  • instant relief

    Whatever floats your boat… I guess.

  • Domo

    I think I’ve figured myself all out.

    I’m confirmed for mountain.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You spelled it wrong.

  • TapewormBike

    You rock, I told ya

  • TapewormBike

    Koen brothers would be pretty pissed about that

  • Wizard Phoenix

    *Korean

  • Alex Lee

    I think they’ll show their Age of Ultron review, but just dub new names.

  • Domo

    *Cohen siblings, right?

  • TapewormBike

    Tina Turner’s character Toecutter is a real feminist icon in that one.

  • Corky brothers.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Corky the Wine Bottle.

  • Uh… Stoic?

  • TapewormBike

    Now I wanna do the song

  • TapewormBike

    Also, when she moves, shit gets serious.

  • Domo

    Mount Qui Gon Ginny.

    Free booze flows in the springtime!

  • Like Icare

    Brolin doing that shuffling run (“Truth! Yes. Umm…”) and Clooney doing that confused mumbling… Yeah, it’s safe to say it will be solid.

  • Palpatine

    Lost Soul is on Netflix if anyone wants to watch it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The Canyons is on Netflix too, do not watch it.

  • Like Icare

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khGmp7MJ2MI

    Younglings just love them cigarette trees.

  • JetSetWilly

    So what’s this “RIEVP” all about?

  • Palpatine

    What’s that?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s bad.

  • Sleverin

    Yeah, I didn’t get it either…does that make me a lame RLM commentor nerd?

  • Palpatine

    Like Nukie levels of bad?

  • Domo

    It’s either viper, or Pervi.

    I’m gonna go with Pervi.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Well no but it has a pornstar in the lead.

  • TapewormBike

    I find that’s a valuable lesson to teach our children in general.

  • Like Icare
  • Kenshiroh

    Poultrygeist is the name of an actual movie.

  • It’s in the same league as when Mike’s said that there is something wrong with the Roland Emmrich Stargate movie. We will never know what he meant.

  • Domo

    That and plate tectonics.

  • TapewormBike

    I smell a mash-up there.

  • TapewormBike

    Table manners are still necessary.

  • Ooohh. Mike did say he has a passion for ghost hunting. *fart sound*

  • Domo

    Especially when they’re dining on delicious, exquisite cat meat.

  • TapewormBike

    Tenderize it properly first. Don’t forget about safety of course. Kitty AIDS is no laughing matter.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I also watched a movie called Insurgent. My niece took me to see it because my sister didn’t want to. Both of us watched this movie and ended up laughing at it. The entire audience went against it which is saying a lot because they’re teenagers. These teenagers apparently hate these movies because according my niece “they’re shitty adaptations” and “add pointless stuff not in the books.” Many portions of the movie reminded me of a Resident Evil movie which was humorous to me. Naomi Watts and Kate “I’m still sexy” Winslet is in the film and these two even for money purposes don’t need to be in the movie. Birdman made a ton of movie and awards and Steve Jobs 3: Rise of The Sorkin seems like it’s going to do the same. So it wasn’t money from this movie they needed because they signed on to do these films by being in the first film. Shells-Shcale-Eloise Cole-Woodley or whatever and Miles Teller clearly know they’re in a bad movie and they’re making fun of it in their performances. So I would not recommend it even to teenagers or to fans of schlock like everyone here.

  • When a Grizzly get’s angry…

  • Sleverin

    Yeah but we haven’t learned how to massage our cats yet. How do you tenderize it otherwise?

  • TapewormBike

    Well the answer is as old as humanity itself. A hammer.

  • Stop, you’re making me drool.

  • Well, that took a weird turn of events. Who are they going to haunt now?

  • quick_moranis

    There’s two more movies to wait for this year: Krampus and The Revenant.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Well only Mike would know that because he is the only person who watched those ghost hunting shows.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What about this Star Wars movie?

  • TapewormBike

    Own it, Mag. Own that saliva and in the end we will both be better people, on the road to Universal Space.

  • Momojo

    They’re still making those?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What about this Jimmy Bond movie?

  • instant relief

    It’s gonna be as awesome as the ending of Lost.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Their only fan Mike Stoklasa.

  • Sleverin

    I prefer to milk my cat. It has a longer term benefit in that eating the cat stops the production of cat milk.

  • Palpatine

    The what?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The Revenant

  • You could get another cat and start a farm.

  • Palpatine

    What’s that, is it like Ishtar?

  • Sleverin

    There’s an ending to Lost? I remember getting to about halfway through season 2 and stopped watching it. I figured out that it was total shit by that point. Can’t imagine it having a real “ending”.

  • Star Wars has more singing in it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    If Ishtar had bear mauling, being left for dead, and surviving attacks from a shit ton of Indians then yes.

  • TapewormBike

    I guess you aren’t the man of faith.

  • Sleverin

    This emperor is a pawn!

  • TapewormBike

    You can do that with one cat, if you believe in yourself.

  • Palpatine

    Who could forget the classic “Jedi Rocks” scene from the Special Edition of Return of the Jedi?

  • Two teens head to LV426 in search for Godzilla. Little did they know that a creepy Grizzly is following their every move.

    LOUD NOISE *close up of Milla Jovovich*

  • You can even find tutorials on how to hold it so that it doesn’t scratch you or run away on the internet! We truly live in an amazing day and age. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTD-YVwWVig

  • Sleverin

    There were 10 episodes, or more, about that stupid hatch from different character perspectives. Once they revealed the big twist, it was obvious they were just grinding axes to get paid for a full season of work. The hackiest of frauds.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Like how Bruce Wayne is the Man of Steel?

  • *Kicks glass*
    HILARITY ENSUES

    YOU ARE PAST THE POINT OF RETURN

    NOTHING IS THE SAME EVER AGAIN.

  • I was thinking more of… *whimper*

    This is also terrible.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5itq_79xQh0

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I didn’t think it was terrible.

  • TapewormBike

    I stuck by it and at a point it went full weird creepy sci-fi, with time travel and stuff, which I liked, but then it ended as a metaphor for nothing.

  • Or that classic song I’m Han Solo from Episode IV.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_xJqkzngBI

  • quick_moranis

    I’m generally indifferent about Star Wars. I like John Boyega though, so I might watch it for him. Attack the Block’s a favorite of mine.

  • My cat died while watching this. It’s confirmed… it’s bad.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    AH KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Okay the Hayden thing is stupid. I don’t mind the music okay there.

  • Sleverin

    What would a metaphor for nothing be? That side character from Playing Dangerous 2 reading bad dialog? Would that level of an infinite pit ever stare back at as from infinity?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    But I couldn’t understand what the fuck he saying in that movie.

  • My other cat died while listening to the soundtrack. It’s confirmed… it’s bad.

  • TapewormBike

    Infinite pit of eternity is pretty much what the “answer” to all the squestions from Lost was.

  • JetSetWilly
  • Wizard Phoenix

    That’s because you shoved it in your microwave.

  • TapewormBike

    Oi!

  • quick_moranis

    I think Lost got good when it became somewhat science fiction-y with some ancient religion-esque stuff going on, but it completely LOST me once the last season turned all fantasy with mystic streams.

  • That Star Wars soundtrack must have hurt your ears. Luckily, there’s always the option to turn on subtitles for the hearing impaired.

  • Sleverin

    I don’t think any of us could have seen that pun coming!

  • Palpatine

    That’s one of the few changes I didn’t mind. Not adding Hayden in, but the music.

  • I gave my cat a massage once. He liked it.

  • quick_moranis

    Watch it again and simply allow it, bruv, the accents will become rapidly understandable.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Or anyone that isn’t from England

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPY-sCiRCeA

  • I HATE IT! Am I the only one though? What’s the deal?

  • Palpatine

    I always watch movies with subtitles even though I have good hearing.

  • With all the British actors playing in superhero movies and big blockbusters, I would have thought you’d get used to it by now.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Don’ Go Rounin’ Roun to Re Ro

  • Sleverin

    I always watch movies with subtitles because I’m a pompous prick who graduated from film school and only watches foreign films because all American films are just over exposed mainstream trash. That and hentai.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    YMS, is that you?

  • Sleverin

    (doesn’t get that reference)

  • TapewormBike

    Your Mama Sucks

  • Domo

    Every time I saw The Cobbler movie at the store, I would always think it said The Gobbler, and then the husband would say aloud “Cock Gobbler.”

    Maybe Adam Sandler should just make a movie about that instead, because making a autobiography about conning people into believing that you’re something you’re really not just isn’t in his wheelhouse.

  • TapewormBike

    That’s my favourite combination of words, even though it’s kind of a not that nice of a swear word. Motherfuckerdom comes second.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Shut up Henry Cavill is sexy.

  • TapewormBike

    Yeah. I wouldn’t mind having his steel tomorrow, man.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Your joke makes my Kiera Knightly pun look amazing.

  • TapewormBike

    Yes

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Both

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Adam Sandler is a male prostitute

  • Like Icare

    He didn’t progress.

  • Fartastic

    Stop cock-blocking me.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He learned how to have sex through Custer’s Revenge on Atari

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I think I kinda hate Cameron Crowe now.

  • Palpatine

    Poe Dameron?

  • TapewormBike

    He just had a long enough career to become a parody of himself

  • Domo

    This HiTB is too long for me to remember all the potential memes and quotes. Maybe that was the goal RLM was going for.

    Poe Dameron was in this episode, right?

  • TapewormBike

    We don’t have to put subtitles on for lots of movies, because we speak Foreign.

  • Earth

    Screw everyone. Clowns are awesome.

  • Zomby Woof

    55 minutes?!
    Good thing I got plenty of booze.

  • TapewormBike

    I got salsa and nachos. Date?

  • Earth

    For Halloween I want Rich in the Showbiz Pizza Bear suit and Jack in a clown outfit.

  • Zomby Woof

    Dates are a peculiar choice of nacho topping.
    Fusion has it’s limits.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’m talking about Rey.

  • Domo

    Oh, Rest in Electronic Voice Phenomenon.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/09/24/how-real-life-horror-visited-rock-star-ghost-hunters-dead-in-alleged-murder-suicide/

    I don’t feel bad for not knowing this sooner. I feel even worse for doing any searching for this. It’s time for bleach.

  • TapewormBike

    Sorry, I misspelled blowjob.

  • Earth

    It’s probably just because I’m English guv’nor, but everytime I see Cameron Crowe I read it as our beloved pig-fucking Prime Minister, David Cameron.

  • TapewormBike

    Michael Keaton had a movie about that once I think. It’s a pretty cool example of paleidolia.

  • Domo

    That’s such a Mike Stoklasa thing to do. Be proud!

  • Red Skeleton

    Oh my God…. they did it. They mother fucking did it! They’re doing a recap for this year! Oh my God!

  • TapewormBike

    Let’s talk about religion first though.

  • Earth

    His drunken confusion translates to all cultures.

  • Earth

    When thinking about movies like Sinister and Paranormal Activity, my mind came up with a phrase: “soft horror”. Movies tame enough not to offend or frighten mainstream audiences, but enough horror “tropes” to remind you that it is a horror movie you’re watching.

  • TapewormBike

    True, but generally ghost stories tend to be that, unless you get some Asians involved.

  • Domo

    Wouldn’t soft horror just be any horror film with a PG-13 rating? Do all good horror films need an R rating to be considered true horror?

    I’m asking a serious question, btw, because what constitutes good horror anymore is more generational rather than meeting specific requirements, at least from my experience.

  • Domo
  • Wizard Phoenix

    BRRM BRAM BRAM
    -Jay Bauman, 2015

  • TapewormBike

    Well, you shouldn’t need gore and you shouldn’t need tits, but that does diqualify a lot of what the horror production is.

  • TapewormBike

    Let’s put fun back in fundamental

  • Earth

    I don’t think a horror film necessarily needs to be rating-based. But I think horror films should make you feel uncomfortable. People walking out of the cinema because they’re disgusted or frightened by what they see on the screen is a good sign.

    Personally (subjective, of course) I don’t find jumpscares frightening. You could argue they make you uncomfortable. But I would argue not in an atmospheric way. They’re more cheap, giving the illusion of fear but not the real tension.

    It is all subjective though. I think Mike and Jay said this themselves. You can’t define to anyone what’s scary. It’s all just my opinion here.

  • Earth

    I guess it just bothered me a little when they were talking about Green Inferno because I was trying to remember the last time people complained that they were disgusted by a film (and not in an insulting way, but actually offended or horrified by the images put before them).

  • CalamityCorp

    What Jay forgot to mention is that Call Me Lucky actually has a fragment of The Family Guide to the Internet in it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Jay also didn’t add more BRRM BRAM BRAM BRRM BRAM BRAM BRRM BRAM BRAM

  • quick_moranis

    I didn’t see it coming until I did it, I thought about using a different word, but then I embraced it.

  • #midgetmicro-aggression – shameful. Just shameful.

  • No, that was Rob Schneider. Come to think of it. Aren’t they the same person?

  • Palpatine

    Give it a week and I’m sure the comments will turn into a religious debate.

  • TapewormBike

    A week? Palpy, Andrew and tOmy’ll be here in like an hour!

  • Palpatine

    Oh boy.

  • Mr_Wint_Trans_Strong_Bow

    Jay’s seen…….everything?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Hi ho! Hi HO! Hi ho ho ho ho! Hi ho, Silver!

  • Palpatine

    Mike is the eighth Dwarf.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Drunkie the Dwarf

  • Palpatine

    Careful now, I made an “insulting” comment about Mike earlier and it got deleted.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Fraud the Dwarf?

  • Palpatine

    Yes.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I guess Jay is Dwarf the Dwarf. Get it? It’s because Jay likes to dig in mines.

  • Earth

    Aw, I was hoping there would be more “dark movies” that Jay likes.

  • Domo

    He also has to stand on a box to be almost as tall as Mike.

    This isn’t slander, RLM. It’s the truth! Please don’t delete me!!!

  • Palpatine

    How tall is Jay?

  • Domo

    I’m surprised he hasn’t cross-promoted his own vlog that he loved creating so much. He put a lot of time into making that, and had a lot to say with it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Jay said himself he’s a tiny man and this thing you can’t trust called IMDB says he’s 5’3

  • Palpatine

    That’s how tall I am in real life.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I feel like giant compared to some people and I’m actor 5’8.

  • Palpatine

    My real life age is nineteen.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Biologically you are but your spirit is older than Tony Hawk who is 102.

  • TapewormBike

    It’s the pretentious borderline trolling that he doesn’t say, that matters.

  • Palpatine

    If you met me in real life you’d think I was twelve or something.

  • Earth

    Less is more. The vlogs would be ruined if Jay ever actually spoke about them.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Perhaps you have the opposite of clones aging and you get younger.

  • Palpatine

    You want proof?

  • TapewormBike

    That’s esentially what I said

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You were in that Benjamin Button movie?

  • Earth

    I’m an idiot. I gotta repeat things in numbskull language to get it into my skull.

  • TapewormBike

    Welcome to my world

  • Zomby Woof

    They reviewed 18 movies
    And I haven’t seen any of them.
    And I don’t want to.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You do not want to watch Ex Machina or that rip off of Beginners?

  • TapewormBike

    You kids are playing with fire. Can I join?

  • Zomby Woof

    Not really.
    Do you?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Well I have seen them.

  • TapewormBike

    Ex Machina is overhyped, but good, that’s all I got

  • Zomby Woof

    I just watch Inherent Vice over and over.
    That seems to do the trick.

  • TapewormBike

    Well, that should make Wiz happy

  • Zomby Woof

    I hope so.
    The only reason I’m here is to ensure his happiness.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Considering who I am that sounds creepy.

  • TapewormBike

    We all are, really

  • Zomby Woof

    I have no clue who you are.
    Are you Thomas Pynchon?

  • TapewormBike

    Really stare at his picture. And it will stare back

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Well not really, I’m kinda creeped out.

  • Zomby Woof

    Oh!
    He’s River Phoenix!
    I thought he was dead…

  • TapewormBike

    He lives in our hearts. It’s kinda gross.

  • Zomby Woof

    Have you considered having him removed?

  • TapewormBike

    I’d never do that to young Indy.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Zomby Woof

    When are you gonna get that harelip fixed?

  • Palpatine

    Just finished watching Lost Soul on Netflix. Really good documentary on one of the worst movies ever made. I can’t do it justice, you have to watch it for yourself.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Imagine Ex Machina with RLM people. Like Jim as Nathan.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I found that mildly disturbing, as if he’s read these comments or something.

  • Palpatine

    And Rich as the robot.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That’ll be extremely homo erotic.

  • TapewormBike

    Robo Homo Erotic

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Serving up some meat.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Is it really that bad? I’ve heard about it’s shittiness for years but is it that horrible?

  • Palpatine

    Like Mike and Jay, I haven’t seen it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Has anyone really seen it?

  • quick_moranis

    Timbuktu, Fury Road and Straight Outta Compton are the only movies I’ve liked this year so far, but I haven’t gone to see Sicario or Black Mass yet. I can’t wait for Beasts of No Nation.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What about Mordtecai? Did you see that?

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I saw it in the theater. I liked it at the time but I was young..

  • CynicalOptimist22 .

    Didn’t Jack Sparrow find some fruity fountain in that one???

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Like not born yet young?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I don’t know I didn’t see it

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    He hasn’t seen everything

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    that shit was fucking funny 🙂

  • Endocrom .

    I hope they make a toboggan out of the dead bodies to get back down the mountain.

  • quick_moranis

    I don’t even know what Mordtecai is. I haven’t been much into movies this year.

  • quick_moranis

    Gremlins was PG and it was a damn good horror film.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I was 25

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    There’s not much “Horror” in Gremlins. More just Special FX schlock-gore

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Most of the bodies on Everest have mysteriously disappeared, I shit you not…

  • Percy Gryce

    We had one at dinner tonight. The ice cubes in Mrs. Gryce’s water glass fused and melted until they looked like a skull.

  • Jason Ross

    You know that gesture means swords down … i.e. LIVE
    true story

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    There was acid in your cup..

  • TapewormBike

    A fella gets hungry, sue me.

  • instant relief

    …and horny, sue ME.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Give new meaning to the word “Boner”.

  • Amontillado

    Playing it Cool is the Goodfellas of Rom Coms – surprising in its depth and the poignant, little, moments that bring a tear to the eye and joy to the heart.

  • TapewormBike

    I like when they have at least 50% of their flesh intact. I’m not gross.

  • instant relief

    I always gave them my frozen yoghurt.

  • Bob Borries

    Domo Ori Gato Mister Ro Homo

  • Amontillado

    Hmmmm *holds thumb resolutely in mid position – neither up or down*

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I don’t believe it..

  • Amontillado

    You’re made of booze, now shut up and drink you lush *BWAAAAARP*

  • Joe

    In before comment 500? Man, this must have just gotten posted.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I don’t what Mordtecai is either.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Yetis gotta eat too.

  • Mild Mannered Misanthrope

    Again, amazing special effects! I really believed you were both terrible alcoholics!

  • fred

    Fact. Jack doesn’t know the difference between columns and rows.

  • Amontillado

    You will be….you will be…

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Not a chess player eh…

  • Sleverin

    Jay had/s a vlog?

  • bassbait

    Episode 100 is coming up. I think they’re finally going to reach their peak.

  • Sleverin

    Will they then explode all over us?

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Mild Mannered Misanthrope

    Cameron Crowe was finished after Almost Famous. That was the best possible version of the kind of movie he tries to make, if that makes any sense. I know that Elizabethtown didn’t.

  • Palpatine

    That looks amazing.

  • Palpatine

    I also can’t for the hour long loop of the Ishtar trailer.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What about Ratatoing?

  • Sleverin

    The rat will be cooking prawns?

  • Palpatine

    That too. I love Video Birquindo.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    They created The Little Cars and The Little Panda fighter.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    To end my 20-day streak of no comments, I’ll update you with my life! 😀

    True Story: My girlfriend broke up with me in the wee hours of October 2nd via text message, pretty much exactly a month after we’ve moved in together. Shortly after I find out she’s been cheating on me since September 11th with some guy named Rick.

    While all this sucks, I can now make this joke:
    “My ex-girlfriend was the 9/11 of relationships.”

    It didn’t hit me right away, but I realized this whole situation worked nicely with two RLM memes and I laughed out loud to myself earlier this week:
    “What is it with Ricks?” and “Now back to 9/11!”

    PS – I’ll be fine, just sucks at the moment. I also don’t have internet at home so it’s not helping. I’m trying to find somebody to move into my apartment to take over the lease.

  • Sleverin

    That sounds pretty Rickdiculous.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Well I’m still with Yvonne. Any how did you see Ratatoing?

  • bassbait

    Little Panda Fighter was their best work.

  • Michael Collins

    Wow, both of those dates are two of my brothers birthdays, I shit you not.

  • Michael Collins

    I should mention, you’re well rid of the bitch.

  • fred

    He does now.

  • Palpatine

    I thought you were dead.

  • hybridm0ments

    I think the best thing about Eli Roth’s new film is more people will see Cannibal Holocaust. Which, honestly isn’t a great film and got by on shock value back then.

    I saw Ex Machina as a warning to cuckboys. Don’t let a woman ruin your life. haha.

    I saw the Island of Dr. Moreau. I want to see this documentary.

    I liked Maggie. Why you hating?

    I liked the Poltergeist remake for what it was. The kids were cute. You had a half-assed Irish Constantine and Nile’s girlfriend from Fraizer. It wasn’t really scary but entertaining. Shrug. It was pointless. It felt like Harry Potter the Ghost of Ghost house.
    I would say that it brings the new trend of ghost hunting into the mix.

    Wow. Depp looks fake as fuck. haha. Almost looks like CGI.

    Does that white crap wash out of your jackets?

    BREE BRUH BRUH BREE BRUHH BRUHH

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Ratatoing?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I guess we’re tied in mysterious ways.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Only way to kill me is to toss me down a mine shaft.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Palpatine

    I’m watching Silent Night, Deadly Night. Um, Merry Halloween?

  • Sleverin

    Follow it up with Elves to really round out the Merry Halloween season!

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    It’s life imitating art! Wait, did I say art?

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    A new, hour-long HitB? Oh, boy! I can’t wait!

  • Snake Squeezer

    No Sicario, boys?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Are you a goddamn Nazi or something? Is that your elf?!

  • Sleverin

    How do you have a neo Nazi who was around during World War 2?

  • Palpatine

    I loved Silent Night, Deadly Night. It was a nice little holiday slasher movie that doesn’t get enough attention from mainstream horror movie fans.

  • Sleverin

    I remember one from the shelves but not one I ever saw: Jack Frost. I remember the box having an evil snowman who came to life. Spooky premise?

  • Marvin Falz

    My condolences
    aaaaand
    the title of a new book or video
    “Staying positive – the Red Letter way”

  • Marvin Falz

    I need to see this! I feel so lured to go to the cinema by this piece of cheese.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Why is the cheatin’ son-of-a-bitch always named Rick?

  • HeftyJo

    The air conditioner at my house conked out today and I live down here in Texas. But seeing yall bundled up, on that cold, cold mountain got me imagining myself being out and about on a cold winter night — BRRRRR!! Thanks Red Letter Media! Oh, and if I ever made a movie about bears, I’d call it, “There Be Some Damn BEARS In Dim’ Woods! THE MOVIE!”.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    That movie ruined Christmas for me

  • HeftyJo

    I’m 40 and have seen it. Yes, it was terrible and mocked incessantly back in the day.

  • Marvin Falz

    Your comment is pundamentally good.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    2015 Recap? I’m still trying to get over my Stream-A-Thon night cap!
    Try the veal!

  • Marvin Falz

    Star what?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    If you need to chat we have been using Omitteds page for self help and drinking.

  • Commander X

    But doesn’t it look like we’re about to face a glut of Krampus movies?

  • Commander X

    At least the somewhat unneeded Poltergeist II had the H.R. Giger designed “vomit creature” that Craig Nelson horks up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8auQdMyb_LA
    and the creepy and sinister “Henry Kane”.
    What does the new Poltergeist bring to the table? Nothing.

  • TapewormBike

    Hang in there, buddy. Pretty soon all you gonna remember about her is the Al Quaeda connection and someone who actually deserves you is gonna come up.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    About 10 have disappeared off the north face, which is administered by the chineses. they probably cleaned them up but they wont confirm or deny it.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    *Cum Up!

  • TapewormBike

    We don’t say those things about girls here.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    So we have to pull out? Cant she take the pill?

  • TapewormBike

    Oh sure, go ahead and be a sinner if you want. Jesus fuck.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I can fuck Jesus?! Thanks Tapey.

  • TapewormBike

    You know what they say about the communion wafer, that it’s his body? Why do you think it’s white and crusty.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I was about to tell a really filthy story… but then I heard Jay lubing up the ban hammer.

  • disqus_fnwCMQDX7u

    johnny depp’s eyeliner was wicked obvious too. the end was anti-climactic too.

  • Like Icare

    Goddam terrists!

    Also… well… now you’ll never forget 9/11.
    Does Rick maybe work for the US Government? Maybe in some publicity function, going around making sure people don’t forget?

  • Like Icare

    Guess they don’t teach that in clown school. Someone should contact the department of education regarding that. Just think of all those poor clowns…

  • What do nightmare creatures have to do with Poltergeists?

  • My family ruined Christmas for me.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    To be fair the Maggot family have ruined a lot of people’s christmases.

  • #midget microaggression

  • Hey, it was an all you can eat fuck-buffet! Sue me.

  • Like Icare

    From what I recall it was simply boring as fuck. And Brando was obviously doing his best to be repulsive.
    Haven’t seen it since the ’90s though…

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Yeah but you didnt have to lay 12 million eggs in the potato salad.

  • Don’t believe the hype. It’s five minutes short of an hour.

  • I have and remember it was boring. And terrible.

  • Like Icare

    No, that’s Judd Apatow.

    Which is why all those scenes of genital mutilation “humor” in his works.

  • 101 Wacky Movie Jokes:
    Q: What do you get when you adapt a comic book into a movie?
    A: A lot of films about stopping giant blue lasers from firing at New York.

  • Thye still image doesn’t do it justice. http://Www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpyRCUmNvRE

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Q: What do you get if you cross 911 with comic book movies.
    A: Most comic book movies. :[

  • Jeff Parsons

    Man, I kind of hate these because they always reveal how terrible your guys’ taste in movies is.

    Jay: “Sam Rockwell is a great actor!”

    Yeah. Okay.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    The freezing cold keeps them nice and fresh.

  • So, they’re like The Asylum of animation?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    You should absolutely see Sicario.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Rich pulling up them knee-high socks…

  • Shawn B

    Cartoon Brew had a great interview with the director of Hotel Transylvania where he describes being considered an important, well-regarded figure in his artistic field and finding himself at the mercy of his bosses, Adam Sandler and Robert Smigel. It basically boiled down to him being stuck with a hacky Adam Sandler script and deciding to just make the animation as crazily ambitious as humanly possible. It sounds like working for Sandler/Smigel is pretty depressing.

  • TapewormBike
  • bleurgh

    He was good in Moon, but hasn’t been in another good film as far as I know.

  • bleurgh

    They just push them over the edge to be swallowed up by snow-drifts most of the time.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Dust Devil kind of sucks. Hardware is indeed, “meh” and Dust Devil really overstays its 90’s welcome. Green Inferno (besides Mad Max) was the best new film I’ve seen in a theatre this year. It’s just a fun giallo love letter. I enjoyed watching my non-horror fan lady squirm during it. Maybe the first time I’ve disagreed with Jay. The shit scene is great btw. The lead in to the killing had a dick and tarantula, so I don’t know what he is on about tone wise.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    He plays kooky nut like Johnny Depp well. Geoffrey Wright is a far better actor.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Lawn Dogs is great though.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    What do you get when you cross the vague idea of a joke with a commentary on how bad comic book movies are?

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    I don’t agree with eating veal. Anything else I can take too literally on the menu?

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLKZtppbm_Q What about 2 hours? Great film btw.

  • 7 Psychopaths? It’s nothing to write home about but he was good there.

  • Does it welcome pilgrims? BTW, it’s nutsack looks like the rest of Jay-z’s tunic

  • TapewormBike

    He can be in a total shit movie and still lightens it up. How are all of you forgetting Confessions of a Dangerous Mind and Green Mile?

  • He was in Green Mile?

  • TapewormBike

    He was the actual killer of the girls, the crazy fucker.

  • Damn, it’s been too long. I’d probably have to rewatch it though I’m not sure I can take that much schmaltz again, I’m jaded that way.

  • bleurgh

    Oh God, I had forgotten Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, but you just reminded me of it. What an absolute garbage movie.

  • tOmy`

    101 Wacky Movie Jokes:
    Q: What do you get when you keep on creating by-the-book blockbuster movies?
    A: A lot of great TV shows.

  • bleurgh

    I feel like an incredibly dark and serious movie could’ve been made out of the Cobbler premise. Something like Death Note where the everyman protagonist slowly morphs into a sadistic villain by being given access to something way to powerful for his own good. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was originally written that way, before getting trapped in production hell then shipped out to Sandlers asylum of unfunny untalented hack-frauds.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    A: AIDS.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Name one?

  • Black Scorpion. Bless you, Roger Corman.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    While i agree it is the work of genius… its TV. not a comic made into a movie that then made a good TV show.

  • I just realized there’s also a joke about talking shit in there somewhere.

  • Well, it draws a lot from comic book aesthetics.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    In my country we have a saying that I just made up.
    “If you keep splitting Hares I will shove a Rabbit up your arse.”

  • bleurgh

    Jerry Maguire is one of the most over-rated films of the 90s and the only good Mission Impossible films are 4 and 5.

  • You obviously haven’t seen 101 Wacky Kid Jokes, then.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    or all the other bad jokes we post.

  • Has anyone seen an anthropomorphic fox round here? Or a shark with big tits? Or a scheming ape? I feel like this place is getting empty.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    He went to Jesse’s home planet to find her… or died. I don’t know, What am i his Vixen?

  • bleurgh

    It mocks the narrators corporate consumerist drone mindset just as much as Tylers childish nihilistic masculine power-fantasy way of life.

  • bleurgh

    Weird, I love that about it.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I want to tell my favorite Sully story.
    I was driving home, at 100kmh. Usually when you do this wild life runsfreezes. I passed a MASSIVE FOX! it was licking its balls… it looked up at my 3 ton 4WD and went back to licking its balls.
    That’s when I knew Sully was real and watching over all of us.

  • Earth
  • Red Skeleton

    Well that was a refreshing watch. Still no Strange Magic discussion, though. I guess the boys really have moved on from trashing George Lucas for its own sake….. OR HAVE THEY? *dramatic chord*

  • They received a C&D after Red Tails.

  • Red Skeleton

    Wait, seriously? No, surely not.

  • Amontillado

    That is a pain in the ass to say the least. We may be assholes in the Commentariot, but we are not heartless.

    My two cents: stupid, shitty movies and garbage days – eat whatever the fuck you want, drink as much you want, and say fuck it to everything. Don’t do it more that two or three times in the next two weeks. And lots, and I mean lots, of music that speaks to your situation and get the healing going.

    And just a remind, in case you forgot: you are awesome person in there even if the exterior is little busted up at the moment. Keep on rolling brother and put on your ass kicking hob nail boots, cause this is one trooper who don’t take shit from nobody!

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Oh, but I have. I have for years and I finally snapped.

  • Amontillado

    and the shitty movies have to be fun, or funny to help distract the mind.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    It’s true, because it’s funny.

  • It’s been snowing off and on in Alberta all week. Mike and Jay are a couple insensitive pricks.

    #ColdWeatherAggressions

  • bleurgh

    I’m only a graphic design student at a community college, but I’m pretty sure I could knock up something better than that shitty poster for Play It Cool.

  • Hey, you wouldn’t want to mess with Oprah, would you?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PigBCbjfwy4

  • Amontillado

    Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuh! The gauntlet is thrown!

  • They don’t do animation. That’s all.

  • Amontillado

    I was having an escapade with that shark. We were living the dream, a real Cinderella story. First night we made love, I yelled at the top of my lungs,”It’s in the hole!”

    It went downhill when she gnawed off my legs and Roy Scheider blew her up. So yeah, Jaws has gone to Jesse’s home planet *sniff* *sniff*

  • Amontillado

    Iron-motherfucking-Man 2, bizitch.

  • Amontillado

    oh and he was also in Galaxy Quest and Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Universe.

  • bleurgh

    If you want to see something right now I knocked this up in about a day for a lesson we did on movie posters.

    http://imgur.com/kGjiI7B

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Thats fair enough, I have a lizard on my head.

  • bleurgh

    Not a fan, think it’s the weakest movies Marvel have put out.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Nice.
    one note… Contrast is a thing.

  • Amontillado

    101 Wacky Movie Jokes:
    Q: What do you get when you’re not smart enough to defraud people on Wall Street or making DLC for video games?
    A: An Adam Sandler movie.

  • Amontillado

    Tru dat, was going for a joke there and then got semi-serious with the second comment.

  • bleurgh

    Yeah, I’m not 100 percent finished with it. Plus I was also contending with a printer that produces really dark prints, so the printed version looks a bit more contrasty than the jpeg.

  • Amontillado

    Nice, though it needs more boobies, not enough boobies.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Q: What do you get if you shit on a roll of film?

  • Amontillado

    Plus, i…?

  • An Adam Sandler movie or an avant-garde work of art. I’m not sure which.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    lol for 100% joke.
    Edit, I should have said Thats Black Comedy.

  • Now, that’s a movie script.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I can show you the result…..
    and the answer is both.

    https://youtu.be/qtRyUZYIvPM

  • Fred Frink

    Have they done the Martian? Why didnt they mention it? They miss out on some good movies, like Whiplash last year.

  • Alex

    He fucking shines in the great “The Assassination of Jessie James by the Coward Robert Ford”, all the actors give out a great performance in this, even Jeremy Renner.

  • Alex

    A lot of jokes end with “An Adam Sandler movie”, but not a lot of jokes end up in an Adam Sandler movie.

    *ba-da-booom*

  • Red Skeleton

    So… I finally got around to watching The Desolation of Smaug. (Yeah, I know, late to the party…) Anyway it was pretty good, and I really liked the cameo from the guy from the first movie, what was his name….. Oh, yeah, Bilbo.

  • Domo

    Just posting this here. For some reason.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU

  • Red Skeleton

    Well it’s no Rocketman.

  • bleurgh

    Galaxy Quest is good though it ought not to be. Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver, Allen Rickman and Tony Shaloub. Not exactly comedy superstars, yet somehow it works.

  • Domo

    Blasphemy!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    So the first Ep of season 6 of the walking dead is ripping off Mad Max… I suppose they got to do something.

    and B&W digital looks shit. Contrast!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    They saw an advanced screening a few weeks ago. you haven’t seen the rlm video?

    https://youtu.be/JVtdLKQr5ZQ

  • tOmy`

    I still didn’t finish the second half of S5. Is it worth it?

  • Fred Frink

    No, when was it? ive got an addled memory but i dont recall them talking bout it at all.
    which episode?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Well let me say this.
    YOU GOTTA WATCH SOMETHING.

  • Fred Frink

    that shit is still going? Rick and Morty has just finished. Im rewatching Curb Your Enthusiasm. Hard to believe its 15 years old.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    It was a while ago…
    Try this link.

    https://youtu.be/j6LS_p-fAtM

  • Fred Frink

    http://i.imgur.com/pZcQ5HG.gifv

    thats the SOS episode, why are you posting this? where is the martian

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    You’re watching ‘Turd your boring Turdisim.’ I hate that boring bald turd. (In his defence i hated Seinfeld.)

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    This was an elaborate prank call. Check your walls.

  • Pulp

    OMG, I just had a Cannibal Holocaust /Eaten Alive childhood flashback.

  • Fred Frink
  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    “Eaten Alive childhood flashback.”

    Yeah… that shit needed a comma.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Thank you for providing the perfect example of why that show is shit.

  • Fartastic

    Darker is betterer.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Sure I get that . But your average guy who thinks FC is the greatest thing ever sadly seems to get nothing out of it other then taking durden 100% straight

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    But I’m the biggest sicko….
    And I have a Diploma of Visual Arts from Swinburne University.

  • tOmy`

    Or bleach.

  • tOmy`

    “While promoting Spectre Daniel Craig has made some very divisive comments, saying he would “rather slash his wrists” than play James Bond again.

    According to the New York Post’s Page Six, Sony executives have since told the star to ‘shut up’ and ‘stop bashing’ Bond.”

    It’s gonna be great.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    When I was working on a production line my supervisor told me “In 5 years you could be a supervisor.”
    I told her if I was still working there in a year I would cut my wrists.
    I got fired the next week.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s interesting he said stuff like this after doing Spectre and not Quatum of Solace.Did Sony reduced his paycheck or smth?

  • tOmy`

    There is a silver lining behind every dark cloud…

    Although in this situation it is a “joke about the biggest terrorist attack in recent history”, I will still allow it.

    And yea, relationships…. I got once dumped a week before my 18th birthday. And once two hours before a Czech version of “prom”. Good stuff.

    Fingers crossed!

  • Gallen_Dugall

    Cannibals get a bad wrap. It was really the ultimate form of using all your resources to maximum effect. Where it was more than just not letting resources go to waste it was done to honor the dead – either family or defeated enemies. I know of no instance where cannibalism was done as a form of punishment… perhaps the Aztec religious sacrificial rituals come closest (debatable if the priests did any eating, but their gods supposedly did) although they generally wanted to sacrifice the best.
    I suggest that we should end the prejudice against cannibalism and institute State Cannibalism to feed the poor – think of all the savings for the welfare system! Plus we could have the presidential campaign winner eat the loser! That would get people into their polling places! In a world where the Western powers are the fattest nations in history we could easily solve every problem through cannibalism! Would ISIS be such a big problem if we ate them? I don’t think so! I’ve even got an slogan, “You. It’s what’s for dinner!” I’ll take scale if they decide to use that.

  • Michael Collins

    Just done playing the Star Wars Battlefront beta with a couple of mates, was more fun than I expected.

    Looks pretty decent, gameplay was smooth, zero server lag, my friends are in London, I’m in Japan, we managed to play on the same team and chat through skype..didn’t want to like it, but if I’m honest I have to say it was a blast!

  • RLMkeepitup

    either way his portrayal of bond is probably the most vapid version imho although the films atogether started getting derivative after goldeneye.

  • quick_moranis

    I don’t care about most of them, but the one I want to see, Krampus, is directed by the guy that directed Trick ‘r Treat, Michael Dougherty. Until he disappoints me I’ll have hopes for more great movies from him.

  • quick_moranis

    Horror doesn’t have to be scary. I honestly can’t name one scary horror movie and I’ve watched plenty since the age of 3. Gremlins is fun. That’s what it’s meant to be and it’s great 80’s horror/comedy. And please don’t bring up The Exorcist as being scary or a “real” horror movie. For someone who isn’t Catholic and roles his eyes at the idea of “realistic” haunting and demonic possession movies Exorcist is well made but that’s about it.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I’d like to play this with Rich, with me as vader and him as a humble rebel fighter. Whenever I fly the empire theme would play. Mostly I’d use force push, but eventually I’d show mercy with the light saber just to keep the round going. No vehicles would provide refuge either, as I can fly. You will know evil!

  • Michael Collins

    LOL, yeah, in one of the rounds earlier someone playing as Luke killed me with a light sabre, it was so unexpected, and funny, and well, it was also an honour..

  • quick_moranis

    ” think of all the savings for the welfare system!” so Soylent Green?
    That didn’t seem to be working out too well.

  • TapewormBike

    While I truly can feel you, the first story sounds like an official initiation to being able watch porn legally

  • Gallen_Dugall

    No, because then they’d have to pay royalties.

  • Palpatine

    Am I a playable character?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    We don’t know yet. You were in Battlefront II, but you sucked.

  • Michael Collins

    Not in the beta, not sure if they’ve got you as a character in the full release, but I would think you must be.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I thought you said cannabis…. my bad.

  • Palpatine

    Has anyone here actually seen
    Cannibal Holocaust? Because I have. Oh dear God I have.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Yeah thats a lot of murder and rape in the mud of the amazon that I dont need to see again.

  • Palpatine

    And real animal killings.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Everyone does that. Dead animals are a cop out.
    Like jump scares.

  • Palpatine

    They take a turtle out of the river, break open its shell and eat its innards.

  • TapewormBike

    Sure. Fuck that movie so hard. That poor turtle. I am not gonna go over the “fake” scenes, fuck them so hard as well.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    May I suggest the crepes?

  • tOmy`

    Hate to break it to you, but there are these things called restaurants and grocery shops…

  • tOmy`

    You were in Lego Star Wars!

  • Cream-A-Thon

    If anyone in the SW universe got ‘played’ its Vader.

  • Palpatine

    I remember that game! I used to love playing the Lego video games.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I haven’t watched it yet but does the fat one cannibalize the little one by the end? That’s all I want to know.

  • tOmy`

    There is Lego Jurassic Park game now, it looked pretty damn good as well. Since you are fan of the franchise, maybe you could give it a go…

  • Palpatine

    Well, not the franchise, just the first one. On the other hand, the game does have Bryce Dallas Howard in it, albeit in Lego form. And from what I’ve seen, the new Lego games use voice acting instead of weird grunting noises, that’s one thing that always bothered me about the Lego games.

  • TapewormBike

    This is Andrew. He the Man.

  • I’ve actually never seen an Adam Sandler movie before, but I decided to watch The Cobbler last night just to see how bad it could be.
    And, yeah, I know that saying Adam Sandler movies suck is beating a dead Bojack at this point, but this was my first one so it was kind of a sobering experience for me.
    Yeah, like Jay said… Adam Sandler totally almost rapes someone. And, even though he didn’t get to bang the supermodel, he can at least take solace in the knowledge that her boyfriend is secretly a closeted fag! LOL! He sucks dick and is ashamed to admit it! And trannies are funny too!
    I’ve already heard all the shitty tropes of Adam Sandler movies from Mike and Jay, but actually experiencing them firsthand made me kind of sad.
    Everyone who’s different from Adam Sandler is treated like garbage. Black people (at least the ones who feature prominently in the movie and aren’t just used by Adam Sandler as a disguise) are all street thugs with absolutely no redeeming qualities. Like, there are real black streetgangs just like there are real Mexican gardeners, but this felt just as condescending, mean-spirited and shitty as the “I’m just keeeeeeeding” guy from Jack and Jill. It was really gross. The only people who come off as sympathetic are people who share Adam Sandler’s ethnicity or the idealistic girls who wind up being won over by Adam Sandler’s “charm,” even though he’s about as charming as Bill Cosby in a ladies’ bathroom stall on Prom night.
    And they tried to shoehorn in some mythology about The Cobblers? What the fuck was THAT? That shit didn’t even warrant an explanation. When a comedic premise is good enough, it doesn’t really need any mythology behind it. We don’t find out why Bully Murray is in a timeloop in “Groundhog’s Day” and we don’t need to because the premise and the characters are captivating and funny enough on their own.
    Adam Sandler doesn’t know how to be funny, or clever, or a decent human being, and he sucks and… I’m basically just repeating everything Mike and Jay said in their Jack and Jill review.


    …goddammit…

  • TapewormBike

    I think it’s still fair to be genuienly upset about that. There is some horrible shit happening, every single second to animals all over, but in this nightmarish world we live in, I do believe in the right to close your eyes to a selection of horrors.

    Also, it was for a movie where a man rapes a woman with a big stick, in mud. And they were able to do pretty succesful human corpses, so it’s both unnecessary and lazy,

  • Mugato

    Hey, God Bless America was great.

  • Palpatine

    Happy Columbus Day everyone, oops, I meant happy Indigenous Peoples Day! Sorry PC Police, I won’t do it again!

  • tOmy`

    Sopranos did it first.

  • Palpatine

    That was before political correctness became a popular thing.

  • I think it was just AFTER political correctness was a popular thing, and now PC culture is popular again.
    I could be wrong, but I think it comes and goes in waves.

  • tOmy`

    I think Sopranos actually used it as yet another opportunity to comment on PC.

    I mean damn, that whole show was one of the most cynical and self-loathing stuff ever produced. Just admitting “I really like Tony” is making you a worse person.

  • Palpatine

    At least no one here is political correct.

  • tOmy`

    Or correct.

  • tOmy`

    Well, it’s easier with a turtle than a live human…

    Trust me, I compared.

  • TapewormBike

    Or black

  • I’m really torn. I don’t want to be PC but, in not being PC, I don’t want to fan the flames of people who are opposed to PC culture but are genuinely hateful.
    That’s why I mostly just stay out of such arguments. One, because I don’t really no what I’m talking about, and two, because I don’t want to make things worse.
    It kind of makes me feel like, no matter what I do, I’m part of the problem so… yeah… I can see where the self-loathing of ‘The Sopranos’ comes from.

  • But, if they strike you down, you will become more powerful than they can possibly imagine.

  • It was the Will of the Force.

  • Joe

    32:42

    Bwreen Bubrwen

  • Doubles as a Redlettermedia reference and a ‘Rick and Morty’ reference.
    I’m so hard right now.

  • It’s me

    not sure if it’s bad or good that I started singing along

  • Mitchell Taco Nash is half-black, which is fine.
    He’s all-Canadian which is fucking unacceptable.

  • tOmy`

    I really mentioned Sopranos just as the only show I can sorta think of that has exactly 0 good characters. Like… none of the people we meet can be considered good. Even Tony’s daughter, even the FBI agent guy.

    These are all somewhat bad people. They know it, we know it. And we cheer for them. I think that is the greatest trick Sopranos ever pulled off: Making you cheer for Tony and wishing him success, while he doesn’t have a single appealing / good side about him.

  • tOmy`

    *EDIT: I said anything but success, obviously meant “wishing him success”.

  • tOmy`

    I bet he is sorry about it.

  • instant relief

    Who else fapped to the new PreRec facecam?

  • They weren’t the first, I think. Most gangster movies make you root for the terribly flawed and immoral characters.

  • The thing I like about shows like that is we pretty much all have a shitty side to us. Real life occasionally does have its supervillains but recognizing that we, too, have inner-demons is good for self-reflection. Watching Walter White made me realize that I had a LOT of wounded pride and, if I was ever going to be happy, I was really going to have to get over that shit.
    In such a politically-divided time where everything is pretty much an echoing-chamber (I like Jon Stewart, but the applause breaks that happen every time he says something the audience already agrees with drove me nuts and I’m glad he’s moved on), it’s nice to have a reminder that we all kind of suck and we all have demons to sort through.
    That said, some people can just see Walter White and Tony Soprano as power fantasies, so… yeah. Pros and cons to everything.

  • They have a facecam? Why…. why?

  • TapewormBike

    Like directly to it? I’d presume Jack or Rich

  • instant relief

    Yup, premiered during their last stream. And it was effing glorious! <3

  • Joe

    Gotta disagree with Mike about Mission Impossible, it was just “decent” IMO, but more than that I have to disagree with how they both talk about the franchise. Basically Mission Impossible 1 stands in a different category way better than the rest.

    It’s like Jurassic Park, the first one is a truly good movie, the rest are just frameworks for decent action movies.

  • *Sore-y.
    (I’m just kidding, Taco. You know we love you.)

  • Palpatine

    And Andrew is part Aboriginal or something.

  • instant relief

    Well, they were both on screen at the same time. They got to share it.

  • TapewormBike

    It is nice to share the load from time to time.

  • TapewormBike

    And I disagree with that. What a colourful world we live in.

  • instant relief

    I gotta agree. Everybody was creaming their pants about Ghost Protocol, but apart from Bird’s crisp imagery the movie didn’t have much going for it.

  • instant relief

    And swapping ofc.

  • I love how we’re not an echoing chamber.

    It’s gonna be great.
    It’s gonna be great.
    It’s gonna be great.
    It’s gonna be… (echo of meme fades into the distance.)

  • Palpatine

    Sorry about being half-black or Canadian?

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Does that mean the banks are closed today..?

  • Both.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Fuck PC, and fuck you, have a happy indigenous Columbus Peoples day (sounds like some communist shit to me)….Fucking fucks….

  • TapewormBike

    Aboriginal and/or something

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    or erect…

  • dollar store cashier wife

    AIDS requires immersion…but seriously it’s not like the show can move in any direction besides down ya know?

  • I’ll always appreciate your nuanced perspective.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    It is good. I wasn’t going to buy it but now I am

  • THAT’S actually inaccurate.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Happy pointless Rooney Mara casting day!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I have. It’s not bad, not good. The gore effects are fucking amazing

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I’d buy that for a dollar! Actually when I saw Gremlins n the Theater, I payed $1.00 admission, same for Caveman and all the rest of the 80’s classics including Raiders of the Lost Ark..

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You forgot the capital letters. It’s BRRM BRAM BRAM!

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Yeah I’m in the Library and I wouldn’t dare stand up right now….

  • I work in a movie theater and before I sweep up the theaters I usually watch the last five or so minutes of a movie. The ending of ‘Pan’ almost made me groan.
    “We’re always going to be friends, aren’t we, Hook?”
    “Of course, Peter! What could go wrong?”
    Ugh… I think this movie just taught kids what “pandering” is.
    (Mentioning Rooney Mara reminded me of this.)

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    It’s done with puppets and stew meat

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Based on the trailers I take it Captain Hook sounded fucking annoying.

  • Yyyyyyyup.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    What is this “Pan” that you speak of?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Was Rooney Mara dressed up as Native American or did she continue to wear reject Karen O outfits like in the trailer?

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    We should instate Fuck You Day. Everything is closed that day, everything and everyone says Fuck You to each other all day. It should fall on the most inconvenient day in…you guessed it….JANUARY…….fucking, fucks…

  • Mike Wyatt

    I saw it. And for a movie with “Cannibal” and “Holocaust” in the title, people seem to be overly distressed by what happens to the friggin’ Turtles. And for anyone who hasn’t seen the movie * Spoiler Alert * The D Bag film crew get what they deserve.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I guess the day Pan was released was a Fuck You Day.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I’m still boggled. I haven’t heard of this “Pan”. Does it have to do with Bacchus, or Dionysus in any way…?

  • No, just Peter.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No, it didn’t involved a Labyrinth either.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Peter Panned more like it

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Why even bother making Peter Pan, again?

  • luvs2pwge

    Are you General Collins?

  • luvs2pwge

    That’s weird I only turn into people when I wipe my ass with their used toilet paper.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Fuck you, we can. That’s why

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Does it cost a dollar, cause if it does I can buy it..

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Hey, you can’t disagree with Mike and/or Jay!

  • Palpatine

    The film crew did deserve to die. And that’s sort of the lesson of the film: who are the true cannibals? The Amazon natives, or the supposedly “civilized” people?

  • Palpatine

    You tell him!

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    This may sound weird, but is anyone going to go out today and do something fun. I’m going to ride around on my bicycle and get stoned in different locations around Denver/Aurora. Then I’m going to drink a couple of tall-boy beers in my favorite spot in the sate park I live near. Anyone going to do anything like that on Indelible Peoples Day?

  • Inedible Peoples’ Day? Probably gonna jerk off and call it a day.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Well as long as it’s “outside” you should be fine..

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You should sing a merry song too! Heigh ho! Heigh HO! Heigh ho ho ho ho! Heigh ho, Silver!

  • Palpatine

    I spend at least 75% of my time outside.

  • Mike Wyatt

    And that probably saved me from being completely traumatized by this very disturbing movie. If I had any empathy/sympathy for the main characters then it be a different story. I’m not surprised that the Director had to hold a press conference with the actors to prove that he didn’t make a snuff film.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I will, with the Salamanders, Gnomes, and Fairies. I’ll keep the Trolls at bay with my flute…my Pan flute…

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Now that is a successful movie

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Don’t forget to climb a mountain

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    You could have made this type of movie where if you would wear dudes’ used condoms you would turn into them, but you would actually get to rape people because well you know it’s a condom….

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Funny you should say that. I’m planning to summit Mount Elbert located in Colorado at 14,440 feet (4,401 m) above sea level, this coming spring with a few of my friends. Mt Elbert is the tallest Mtn in the Rockies (Canadian and US).https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Elbert#/media/File:Mt._Elbert.jpg

  • TapewormBike

    We have still some months to go, but I’d definitely say that 2015 in the movie department delivered better goods than at least couple of previous years. Despite Adam Swindler’s efforts.

  • instant relief

    I’m not the biggest fan of the stream either, but seeing them play that bomb defusal game was really fun. The facecam is a plus imo.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Heigh ho! Heigh HO!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Remember Pan?

  • Palpatine

    Can’t argue with that.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    nah.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What if The Revenant sucks?

  • Palpatine

    Mad Max:Fury Road, need I say more?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Ex Machina too

  • Marvin Falz

    They have a facecam now? So finally we see what Rich and Jack look like …


    I show myself out …

  • dollar store cashier wife

    it’s a pretty great film. but 2015 doesn’t have enough of those…not yet anyways. 2014>>>

  • Palpatine

    What a terrible year for movies that was.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No it wasn’t.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    not in the slightest

  • Palpatine

    Well, more mainstream movies anyway.

  • TapewormBike

    Let’s settle for better than 2013

  • Jeff Parsons

    I haven’t seen The Cobbler and despise Adam Sandler. But people like you are just sad. If you were around in the 80s “Revenge of the Nerds” wouldn’t have been made.

    There is a difference between an obviously fantastical situation and real life. Nobody in the movie was ‘almost raped’, and certainly nobody in real life was. Fucking moral scolds.

    And the best bit is the same people who cringed and whined through an ‘almost rape’ were all enthusiastic about an elderly grandpa suddenly deciding he’s gay and picking up street trash. So courageous! RIP Robin Williams!

  • Palpatine

    Yes. This.

  • Well, “outside” of my pants, sure. Not outside the house. It’s really cold in October, it might shrink.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Where are your environs?

  • Jeff Parsons

    Like so many other actors, he bites the hand that feeds him. He’s a zero on screen and Bond is the best thing that ever happened to him.

    But Jesus, if they pick Damien Lewis as the next bond … yikes. He was good as Captain Winters but he’s just not Bond material.

    Chiwetel Ejiofor would be a great Bond. If you can pointlessly remake Ghostbusters with a bunch of unfunny female comedians you can make Bond black.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    eh. maybe. TBH ranking the year’s best films is pretty pointless up until 6 months into next year. Because that’s how long it usually takes to catch all interesting indepdant/foreign films that don’t have a wide theatrical release and take forever to arrive on home video. Heck even seeing mainstream critical darilings can be a pain in the ass. I didn’t saw Birdman till like March 2015 because fuck europe.

  • Jeff Parsons

    The Martian, aka science for idiots.

    Actual line from the book: “Hint: solar panels need sunshine!”

  • The North-Eastern hemisphere, a land called Yurop, the province of Potatoland to be exact.

  • Snake Squeezer

    “That’s right, Jay!”

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Imagine a Storm Trooper that can actually hit something

  • Mike Wyatt

    The title is not misleading. I’ll give it that.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Inedible Peoples Day? Is that some kind of anti-Green Inferno movement?

  • Palpatine

    As far as 2016 goes, there’s like no films to look forward too.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Shit beat me to it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Rogue One?

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Yeah Octobers are brutal up there

  • Palpatine

    Well there’s that, but that doesn’t come out until the end of that year.

  • Gallen_Dugall

    Since you brought it up why not cannabis treatments for violent offenders? Why does our judicial system lock people up? What happened to the concepts of reform and re-entering society? If they can chemically castrate rapists why not use chemicals to eliminate violent tendencies in violent criminals?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Oh well there’s Suicide Squad.

  • luvs2pwge

    I would like to thank you for refining my idea into a plot with a much wider audience than toilet paper fetish pervs. Want to be associate producer?

  • Palpatine

    Yawn.

  • Well, it depends, it usually starts getting cold by then but two years ago I was able to do a 178km bike ride back and forth around the same time. The weather eventually turned bad but it wasn’t as cold as today.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Captain America Civil War?

  • Palpatine

    Fuck Marvel movies.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What about Star Trek Beyond?

  • Palpatine

    Nope.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Bourne with Matt Damon again?

  • And you said we’re the negative ones.

  • Mike Wyatt

    The CGI Semi falling into the quarry looked like shit too.

  • Palpatine

    I’m not looking forward to anything, goddamn it! Jesus H. Christ, I’m a fan of RLM, looking forward to things is like a mortal sin or something!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What about Batman v Superman: Basically directed by Affleck?

  • Palpatine

    Okay stop it.

  • You’re asking for the impossible. They’re clones and terrible hand-eye coordination is a product of a genetic flaw.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What about Alien: Paradise Lost?

  • Palpatine

    All us RLM fans have to be negative.

  • I’m worried about that one.

  • Palpatine

    Fuck that noise.

  • Palpatine

    Good, be worried.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What about Alien 5 directed by Neil I didn’t do Halo?

  • I’m even more worried about that one.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Alien died in 1979.

  • Palpatine

    Get with the program and stop being so positive about stuff!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What about Ghost in The Shell directed by the guy who fucked Kristen Stewart?

  • Percy Gryce

    Dude, forget the Internet and us your imaginary friends. And most importantly: no oneitis. Get out there and do your Robert Bresson thing. I expect you to be swimming in poon in the next fortnight.

  • Palpatine

    You know, after really thinking about it, I’ve decided that looking forward to anything, even though it’ll most likely be good, is a huge waste of time. I’m an RLM fan after all, and if Mike and Jay say the film is good, than I’ll think it’s good. And if they say it’s bad, than I’ll think it’s bad. Ah, it feels so good to be a close minded stick in the mud. Please join me in this lifestyle choice if you consider yourself a true fan of RLM.

  • Mike Wyatt

    I consider myself a fan. Only criticism is they could use more Canadians. And Mike isn’t drunk enough

  • Marvin Falz

    I’m reminded of this episode of Star Trek TOS (Day of the Dove), where the Enterprise and the Klingons encounter an entity which feeds on hatred. Maybe if we fans accumulate enough hatred against movies, we’ll get another review of our most beloved psycho-murderer character Mr. Plinkett.

  • Palpatine

    I was just being sarcastic. D’oh, did I say that out loud?!

  • Bourne Again

  • Marvin Falz

    I was just going along. No, I’m dead. Serious.

  • instant relief

    Abournetion?

  • instant relief

    I was able to kill quite a few rebels in the Battlefront open beta. I think they misunderstood how Storm Trooper weapons are supposed to work.

  • Palpatine

    What’s Eating Gilbert Grape will always be Leonardo DiCaprio’s best performance.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Well looking forward to things is fine. Hype and expectations that are high I think are a waste of time. For example I’m looking forward to watching Spectre and Star Wars but I’m ignoring every single rumor and trailer and TV spot because for me I rather just go in to a movie blind.

  • Flumph

    I’m just kicking it flumph-style. I have not cared about upcoming movies in years … can’t remember the last movie I gave a shit about. Fellowship of the Ring maybe. I just enjoy the RLM guys telling it like it is. I learn everything I need to know about humanity right here at Red Letter Media … and I learn OTHER things at the Manhole.

  • Flumph

    And even that was over-the-top schlock “going full retard” imo. Never thought that Leo was good, ever.

  • Marvin Falz

    Exactly what I do in respect of Star Wars. But while I’m not that much into Bond flics anymore, the Craig ones are fine and I might go watch Spectre in a cinema. I avoid hype around Spectre (as well as any other movie), but I watch trailers etcetera,

  • Wizard Phoenix

    After The Phantom Menace I learned hype is pointless. What matters is your interest in seeing the film and the film itself.

  • Palpatine

    That’s my mindset as well.

  • Marvin Falz

    Without RLM I wouldn’t have learned about the fleshlight.

  • Marvin Falz

    It’s also my mindset, exactly for the same reason.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Thank you, George.

  • Marvin Falz

    Yeah, we owe him everything.

  • Palpatine

    Him playing a retard is why he’s so good in it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Like Natalie Portman

  • Mr_Wint_Trans_Strong_Bow

    #alwaysgofullretard

  • Marvin Falz

    You know, I get that you’re being sarcastic, but I’m serious on this, because in an ironic twist it is George, whose failure to deliver what we wanted, has taught us, what’s important and what not. Characters in a good story are important. FX for FX sake are not important.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    you’re really bitter at us for some reason here lately.

  • Mike Wyatt

    Yeah, “Spectre” is about the only thing I’m looking forward to.

  • Palpatine

    No, I’m just messing around, I’d never be bitter towards you guys.

  • TapewormBike

    Palpy, we ARE assholes though

  • Mike Wyatt

    Watched “The Imitation Game” last night. And I realized something. Ben Cumberbatch looks exactly like a young Lee Marvin. He could totally play Lee Marvin in a Biopic.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Nobody asked you cocksucker.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    There’s some truth to your words though I personally apply that more to people who aren’t regulars actually. Because we do ramble about what we like and look forward to quite often. Most of the time it’s offtopic though.

  • TapewormBike

    Look at asswipe trynna talk shit at me.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • TapewormBike

    His best moment

  • dollar store cashier wife

    No kidding. This movie is like the ultimate guilty pleasure for me.

  • Palpatine

    Then non-regulars are quite snobby.

  • TapewormBike

    Why guilty, it’s actually funny

  • Marvin Falz

    A Queen song, right? ‘Assholes will be assholes’.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    sure but I rate it way more highly then it probably deserves. I’d probably put it amongst my favorites comedies ever.

  • TapewormBike

    I can see that, it’s a comfort movie food.

  • Niccageshair

    Saw Ex Machina last night. Very solid movie all around and this Oscar Isaac guy is pretty good.

  • Niccageshair

    Is Hail Caesar! 15 or 16?

  • Niccageshair

    Gotta get ready. January is only a few months away.

  • luvs2pwge

    When you are at a public swimming pool go full retard, you get all the space you need to yourself.

  • luvs2pwge

    Get your head out of your ass, everyone knows who Oscar Issac is, pfff

  • luvs2pwge

    If lee Marvin had his skull crushed by a steam roller sure.

  • Mike Wyatt

    Anyone else seen “Black Mass?” Thoughts?

  • Marvin Falz

    Speaking of megalomaniacal hodgepodge:
    Good night, sweet princes of the universe:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEJ8lpCQbyw&feature=youtu.be&t=1m39s

  • Palpatine

    Good advice.

  • Mike Wyatt

    Fuckin’ A. RIP Freddy “There can only be one.”

  • Like Icare

    Late February 2016. Right after Fuck You It’s January!

  • Mike Wyatt

    Will Emo Spock cry in this one too?

  • Palpatine

    Do you guys think the 100th episode of HitB will be on The Force Awakens? Because I don’t. Here’s why: an episode of HitB is usually released two or three times a month, and we’ve already had two this month so far, and we’ll most likely get another one before the end of the month. My guess is that we’ll get at least the same amount in November as well. And if episode 100 isn’t released in November, that means we won’t be getting any HitB episodes for at least a month. Just something for you guys to think about.

  • Iggyy

    I liked it but it kind of made me feel uneasy because I watched the documentary on Netflix beforehand. You get to see the victims’ families. I don’t know. It just felt cold and distant

    but I guess that’s appropriate considering

  • Like Icare

    Which one was the one with Philip Seymour Hoffman? Ah… The third one.
    He was good there. That was about it…

    Well… Cruise is sure having fun while making these and there is that element present on the screen.
    But apart from that… I’m really having difficulty remembering and distinguishing the plots or events in those movies.

    In fact, I must really think about it every time and try to remember did I actually watch that particular movie – for every movie in the franchise after the second one.
    And I only remember that I did watch the second one and that it is the one done by John Woo and that there is Thandie Newton in it… and Tom Cruise is climbing a mountain (Why is he climbing a mountain?) and something-something poison.
    Is Anthony Hopkins in that one or in some other one? I really don’t recall…

    It is entirely a completely forgettable series of films. Apart from the first one.
    But even that one was probably just conditioned into my memory AND I did read the novelization later on because “Hey! Free book! And it’s in English!”

  • Like Icare

    It’s a Croatian beer brand.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLvf58KD8hg

  • instant relief

    While watching “Ghost Protocol” I was constantly thinking “Wow, this is really well made. If only I cared for anything that’s going on.”

  • Like Icare

    Soo… it’s just like the ending of Phantom Menace?
    Does Hook decide to train the young Pan to become a Jedi?

  • Mike Wyatt

    I haven’t seen the movie yet but I did watch the Netflix Doc too and Whitey Bulger really is a disgusting human being.

  • The Ghost

    Just watched “Goodnight Mommy,” or “Ich Seh Ich Seh” auf Deutsch.

    Predictable, but enjoyable. Violence was very effective while not being excessive. Lots of nice shots. Good film to watch with a few friends.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Going into a movie blind sometimes pays off and other times leads to regret. When I went to see Interstellar I thought, the soundtrack and ambiance really sucks. So, I took off my blindfold and realized I had walked into a strip club.

  • tOmy`

    Tonight my friend brought up Six Feet Under and…. I realized that as a HBO overlords fan… I never talked about the sarcastic, dark, philosophical and unsettling beauty that Six Feet Under is.

    And now I feel shit. Because, if you never seen it, you can’t feel as shit as I do! So… that’s a good thing, right?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOnq5IBnDj8

  • Like Icare

    Jay is a bit off when talking about “Island of Dr. Moreau” documentary.

    It is pretty obvious from the documentary that Stanley is not “an independent film maker facing a studio system” but a complete kook.
    Dude went and hired a WARLOCK to cast a spell for a successful interview with Brando.
    One Dr. Edward James Featherstone, commonly known as Skip.

    And that’s just one of the cases where his judgment is clearly shown to be detached from reality and bordering on schizophrenia.
    Later when things start going to shit when Brando’s daughter commits suicide and Stanley’s mother’s house gets hit by lightning and there are “reports of people seeing a hyena” around his home back in Ireland – he ascribes that to his warlock getting a flesh-eating bacteria after dislocating a hip.

    THEN when they fire him, they bring on Frankenheimer who doesn’t really want to be there but he does his job.
    THEN Brando shows up and starts sabotaging the movie.

    And really… Brando was the obvious culprit for why the movie sucked.
    Everything else could be fixed – except his continuous deliberate attempts to ruin the movie.

  • tOmy`

    I heard only good things about the twist. And…. from what I have heard, that sound like one hell of a premise.

    Would you care to elaborate a bit (WITH SPOOOOOOILERS) how well is it handled?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You win.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I actually can’t wait for that.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    And was reborn in 2014 with Alien: Isolation. It is an Alien simulator. The game is canon to me..

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’ve never believed in that shit. Spectre might be Episode 100 anyways.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Guys there won’t be an episode 100 they are going to go straight to 101, just because you fucks want some magic fairy-dust 100th fucking episode….

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Oh, Marlon. As much respect I have for him by revolutionizing how actors well act he was a crazy weird asshole. He was a pretentious dick who thought he was the center of the universe when he was on set.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I wonder why Jay didn’t like Hardware? I thought it was decent.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    They also can die on that mountain

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    he was Ducheish

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Tru Dat!!

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    If only they were Ricky O outfits…

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I’m not interested

  • Palpatine

    Think of it this way, let’s just say episode 100 is indeed the review of The Force Awakens, and let’s also say that episode 99 is released early next month, that would mean that there would be at least six weeks without an episode of HitB, mainly because they have to see the movie, which comes out December 16th, write the review, film it, edit it, and post it. That’ll take at least a whole week to do. All I’m saying is if episode 100 is indeed on The Force Awakens, you really have to be patient for it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I have. It’s one of those films when the pacing in the scenes is great and the scenes themselves are fantastic. The issue for me was tying all of those scene togethers. The performances and camera work made up for it though.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Like Soul Plane 3 where it crashes at the end?

  • Mike Wyatt

    I have to defend Richard Stanley here. He clearly had a passion for the source material. He didn’t want Brando. No one did except for one producer at New Line. And nobody wanted Val Kilmer, New Line took over the film and it sucked because of that. As odd as Stanley is, he strikes me as a guy who just got sucked into the Hollywood machine and went “Tropo”.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Oy Vey!

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    No I don’t, no not really…

  • Palpatine

    And knowing us, there’s a good chance of us going insane if what I’m saying happens.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What if we get Space Cop or a bunch of Best of The Worst’s in the meantime?

  • Palpatine

    That’s what I’m hoping for.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It could be Spectre or The Rutger Hauer Games

  • I have posted a comment on your webzone. BigJR0077.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Palpatine

    Or maybe it’ll be a clip show. I can see it now:
    Jay: “Hey everyone, and welcome to the Half in the Bag 100th Episode Spectacular!”
    Mike: “That’s right Jay! Now you were probably expecting a review of Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awankens. But that doesn’t come out for another month.”
    Jay: “That’s right Mike. So instead we have something completely different!”
    Mike: “And what is that Jay?”
    Jay: “We have a crappy clip show!”
    Mike: “That’s right Jay! Now sit back and enjoy all our wacky moments from previous Half in the Bag episodes! Roll the clips Rich Evans!”

  • Palpatine

    Good for you.

  • Mike Wyatt

    And yet I would have to say he was the best thing in what was really a crappy movie. Brando and the awesome monster make up almost saved this turd.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Then Plinkett interrupts and calls them out. Then the actual review starts and it’s of Ratatoing!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Almost, that turns me off from the movie. Almost.

  • RLMkeepitup

    may have been mentioned but Jim Sterling complimented the prequel reviews in his battlefront beta video.

  • Palpatine

    It’ll be an out of character episode that ends with Rich Evans tripping over something and he flails around crazily and destroys the Plinkett house set while Mike and Jay just stand there and watch while drinking beer.

  • Mike Wyatt

    Yeah… The film reeks of failed potential.

  • Palpatine

    Who’s that?

  • RLMkeepitup

    you have to play those vidya games like the cool kids

  • The Ghost

    Oh no, the twist is a good one, I just figured it out quickly. Or I should say, I was fairly certain I’d figured it out quickly. But that didn’t impact my enjoyment of the film, and I was still occasionally doubting myself as it went along.

    !!! *SPOILERS* !!!

    As for the twist itself, it was handled very well. It’s revealed by the mother that one of the sons is hallucinating, and the brother that he has been with for the entire film is actually dead. His brother died in a car crash they were all apparently in, and that’s why the mother required reconstructive surgery. I don’t want to spoil the whole scene, but what I loved was that she didn’t reveal the information by simply saying “YOUR BROTHER IS DEAD, YOU’RE HALLUCINATING.” It’s more clever than that. In the particular scene, she’s bound to the floor, and pleads with her son to let her go and that if he does, she’ll make breakfast for the both of them every morning like how it used to be, etc. So the audience gets the information it needs, while it’s still in service of the movie’s logic. Well done, and it’s a tough scene to watch.

  • Mike Wyatt

    It was a good movie. Feels dated I guess…

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Is that another name for Simon Pegg?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Simon Pegg is a fan of the Plinkett reviews, Pegg is friends with JJ Abrams, JJ Abrams is the director of Episode VII.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    C’mon guys welcome the Noob…

  • Mike Wyatt

    For those who are not familiar with Jar Jar Abrams work, he’s best known for the Star Wars demo reels he sent to George Lucas, entitled “Star Trek (2009)” and “Star Trek : Into Drekness”. I believe Simon Pegg is also involved with that.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You stole that from Honest Trailers.

  • Charon

    I love these “movie catch-up” episodes. I look forward to them every year. There’s always a few movies I haven’t seen that get suggested or praised. But this time, I did get to see one of the films Mike and Jay discussed – The Overnight. The movie was marketed as some “raunchy sex romp”, and I like Adam Scott and Jason Schwartzman well enough, so I made it a Redbox rental. The premise is solid, and the acting is serviceable, but by the end of the film, your only realization is that it’s obviously a Duplass Brothers production. Punchy dialogue, misleading characterization, and an artsy-fartsy, pseudo-empathetic tone are the hallmarks of these two “auteurs”. I wasn’t disappointed, I just wasn’t surprised. After all, The Duplass Brothers were responsible for JEFF HE WHO LIVES AT HOME.

    *shudders*

  • Mike Wyatt

    Bullshit! Where’s your proof!

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Mike Wyatt

    Has anyone else seen “Kurt Cobain: Montage of Heck”? I’m watching it now and I can’t believe how gross Courtney Loves boobs are. And I know Cobain died. His giant back zit killed him

  • Niccageshair

    It’s the much needed cure. Better than a fork to the brain.

  • Joe Matthews

    I watched it when I was fourteen, unfortunately. I was a fan of Hostel and Cabin Fever, and heard it was Eli Roth’s favorite movie. I actually thought it was pretty interesting at the time, particularly the second half with the found footage (I was also a fan of Blair Witch, so it was cool to see an earlier example of that “fake documentary” style. The animal killings made me uncomfortable, though. Don’t think I’ll ever watch that one again.

  • HercZanzibar

    I’m surprised Jay didn’t see Cop Car. It seems pretty up his alley

  • Mike Wyatt

    Inconclusive. I’ll give you “Star Wars demo reel” But I never once mentioned “Lens Flare”

  • Niccageshair

    He may have had a passion but the doc made it clear he was in over his head and didn’t handle the situation well.

  • Niccageshair

    And Marlon never even gave us a drunk wine commercial like Orson Welles. A true auteur. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s

  • RLMkeepitup

    I think you’re saying mr. plinkett should have a cameo riding JJ binks

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Ewwwwwwwwww

  • Joe Matthews

    Agree completely about Welcome to Me. It’s so weird it’s fascinating.

  • Joe Matthews

    I haven’t really seen any of their films, but I actually really liked Mark Duplass in The One I Love (also with Elisabeth Moss). They produced it as well. Good movie too, way different from what I expected.

    I also liked Mark Duplass in Hump Day, but people seem to be more split over that movie. I thought it was alright.

  • Palpatine

    Okay, another thought just occurred to me. If HitB episode 100 is on The Force Awakens, and the 99th episode is early next month, and we get two episodes of BotW are released in between, that still means there’s going to be at least a months wait between the two BotW episodes. Oh, I can’t wait for the insanity that’ll happen.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You’re over thinking this.

  • Domo

    The One I Love can be pretty polarizing, too. Watched that with some friends, and we were split right down the middle with some of the story choices.

  • RLMkeepitup

    100 episodes hype. One epic saga meets another. but you forgot the new commentary track and potential rise of scientist man.

  • Mike Wyatt

    The guy directed two low budget Indie films. And then was told he had to direct Marlon Brando in his passion project. No shit he was in over his head. And I don’t feel sorry for Richard Stanley. He became rich for not directing “The Island of Dr Moreau” But I do sympathize with what he had to go through. He comes across as a really nice guy.

  • Domo

    I’d be perfectly happy if it was another “Step Up: Revolution” HiTB was made for the 100th episode.

    I think with so many youtube channels making such a big deal about 100th this or that, RLM will probably give their 100th HiTB either a big “Whatever” or a big “Fuck You” to spite the process.

  • Palpatine

    Don’t forget Pre-Rec.

  • Palpatine

    I think it’ll be a clip show.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You mean forget about Pre-Rec

  • Palpatine

    Can you imagine if an episode of Pre-Rec is the only video for like a month straight?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    If those months of the year could kill themselves they would.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I think it’ll be another Zaat type review. So Ratatoing or something?

  • I really want to, if only to see Depp give a real performance in a decent movie again. The whole thing’s giving me flashbacks to Donnie Brasco as well, and that’s a good sign in my book.

  • Palpatine

    I don’t think they what that is, and neither do I.

  • RLMkeepitup

    something with nukie tapes perhaps if they got enough copies

  • Palpatine

    I just hope they can sit through what I consider the worst thing in the history of the universe.

  • Domo

    They just need a few more.

  • Now I Get It

    I wrote an inspiring speech the day after the first 9/11.
    Because I saw it coming.
    I didn’t see this coming.
    What’s the opposite of inspiring?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s the greatest thing ever

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSlHy1_ulvA

  • Joe Matthews

    I’ve always wanted to watch this. They have a Kung-Fu Panda ripoff as well

  • Joe Matthews

    Fair enough, I could definitely see that.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Jays seen everything, remember? That PO Box is a cave of wonders !

  • instant relief

    Continue…

  • Greg

    Yes Yes Yes….! More Shows like this guys! Perfect …..!

  • Domo

    Well, this was almost perfect.

    The snow CGI could have been better.
    Jay’s beard should have had a more prominent role in the story.
    Rich Evans wasn’t in it.

    Always room for improvement.

  • fred

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  • Greg

    Hi M

  • dollar store cashier wife

    True dat!

  • bleurgh

    It had it’s moments, but it’s still one of the shittier original HBO series.

  • bleurgh

    I think it’d be funny if they didn’t review The Force Awakens.

  • bleurgh

    They said Prometheus was good and I disagree.

  • He’ll be cooking rabbit in the cantina.

  • Marvin Falz

    It’ll be a lifestream of the Darth Vader Adventure on the c64 http://gb64.com/game.php?id=1993
    With any luck we’ll get a speedrun. For practice: http://tin.at/c64/_single_files/darth_vader.sol.txt

  • bleurgh

    Can’t say my excitement for The Force Awakens is as high as everyone elses seems to be. Mark my words, it will be just like the Star Trek reboot movies or Jurassic World. In other words, a slick, set-peice heavy flashy, sanitised, no risks taken, typical hollywood action blockbuster with a few of the core ideas of the original films it’s based on, but none of the depth or soul. Abrams is Captain Safe and there’s no way he won’t be playing it safe with a soft-reboot to such an important franchise. If there is a word in that means ‘A man that gets the job done competently, but never more than slightly above average’ I bet it’s Abrams. People will walk out of the theatres saying things like ‘Well, it was certainly better than any of the prequels’ which isn’t a bad thing, but it will not be a classic.

  • instant relief

    Applaud this ma… this bleurgh!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You must be fun at parties. If we never make you a poster you’d be Max Landis

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Then Captain Vidal will beat the shit out of him…I hope someone gets that reference.

  • Alex Lee

    I agree, actually. I don’t blame the people making it though; I blame everyone else’s unrealistic expectations. Unlike the very first movie, people are assuming that VII will change the way movies are made. It might, but I seriously doubt it.

  • Alex Lee

    Yeah, Oscar Issac is played by Poe Dameron.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I thought his avatar was Ozzie Osbourne.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The brutal graphic violence ruined that movie.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The brutal truth of reality is a major theme in the film, Andy.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Thats fair, Joaq

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Thank for getting my reference too.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    To be honest I had to google the name(I really suck at names.) but when every result said the name of the movie I got the joke.
    Its a fucking haunting piece of work. At the end of it i felt like a traumatised child.

  • Strelnikov

    …..or will it be CAT?!?!!?

  • Strelnikov

    It’s a spinoff of the 2000 AD comic book (where Judge Dredd came from), but they didn’t explain that, so it looks like every other post-nuclear apocalypse movie of the 1980s…..and it didn’t help that the Warsaw Pact was unraveling when it came out.

  • Strelnikov

    He got away with it because his antics didn’t sink Apocalypse Now. Then Dr. Moreau happened and he was up shit creek without a paddle.

  • instant relief

    If it’s not in 60 fps HDR 3D it’s gonna revolutionise shit.
    #thewayitwasmeanttobeseen

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Avatar 2 is going to be broadcast to people’s brains. whether they want it or not.

  • Strelnikov

    He had to because the Italian courts actually though he had killed his cast, because the Director made them sign a “lay low for six months” form to add to the hype.

  • Strelnikov

    Did you say the same things when George Lazenby played Bond and was open in interviews on how he felt they weren’t willing to go new directions with the character?

  • Marvin Falz

    I don’t get the reference, but this event sounds more fitting than Captain Vidal Sassoon washing his hair.

  • Marvin Falz

    For a second I read “He’ll be cooking rabbi in the cantina”.

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  • instant relief

    Cameron will clone one avatar of each human and force them to work in unobtanium mines to pay for his movie tickets.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    To this day, this is my favorite intro to my favorite game. hollywould should rip this off.

    https://youtu.be/-X3GD0UnBCk

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    And a bigger submarine that can go DEEPER!

  • instant relief

    After all he has to penetrate the deep alien anal abyss.

  • instant relief

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  • instant relief

    I was the only one in my circles that never got mech games. Just hated the controls and lost patience after 15 minutes.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Just found some Barry Crimmins stand up on Youtube.

    The man is incredibly unfunny.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    It was basically a Flight Sim on leggs. that’s why i loved it.
    But there is a secret. If you were playing on multiplayer you could just mid range your mech with pulse lasers and play it as a shooter. Just load up on heat sinks.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Its a shame you’re really a fat bald russian man. cause your Avatar is hot.

  • instant relief

    I remember some friends did just that on a LAN party and I just watched their monitors with a giant question mark over my head. 😛 Stahp playing weird shit, you weirdos!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Lan parties where fun… dragging 50kg of equipment to a friends house…

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    You must have hated X-wing V’s Tie Fighter.
    To beat the game on hard we let the best pilots have the joystick and someone else got the keyboard and was the R2 unit.

  • instant relief

    Yup, those were the days. 3 days of energy drinks and the farts of 20 people.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Did you used to play lots of laser tag?

  • instant relief

    I unfortunately never played that, but I had Star Wars Arcade on the 32X. One would control the movement of the X-Wing and the other the weapons.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUyTGmzKCN0

    The graphics were shit even back then, but the authentic SW feeling was awesome.

  • instant relief

    Nope, never played it even tho there was an arena right in my town a couple of years ago.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Its way more complicated than Mechwarrior.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    You dont like Flight sims of Laser tag… Yarrabie.

  • instant relief

    Nah, it was a piece of cake. And we actually managed to kaboom the death star quite a few times.

  • instant relief

    Yarrabie? Whaat?

    My favourite games are creative builders like SimCity or RollerCoaster Tycoon. Or the recent Cities Skylines.

  • I’m sure he can make an exception for Jar Jar.

  • You and your labyrinthine references.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Yeah… i meant Xwing v Tie. Outside that franchise every other flying starwars game sucked.
    “I’m in FUCKING SPACE! how am I bouncing off an INVISIBLE FUCKING ROOF!”

  • Well, now you can play HAWKEN, you filthy casual. It’s pretty good for an F2P.

  • instant relief

    True dat, why isn’t there a game like Elite Dangerous set in the SW universe, where you can basically do whatever you want?!

  • instant relief

    Mmm, thanks for the recommendation, Willy Torn! May check it out later.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I love Sim City.
    and YarrabeeYarrabie is Wurundjeri for “Goodbye”. its as close as i can get to Unsubscribe.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    You remind me of the babe.

  • 19? Who are you trying to fool?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Its called Knights of the old Republic.
    Or KotoR to its friends.

  • instant relief

    You’re still gonna read my posts, you filthy dundee!
    Anyways, I even played the recent 2013 version of SimCity, which was half genius and half bullshit, until my eyes bled.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I’ll cum on your face and make your eyes breed.

    https://youtu.be/-X3GD0UnBCk

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    In Australia willy means Penis.

  • You sir, are a gamer and a gentleman.

  • instant relief

    Yes, sure… why not!

  • instant relief

    But was that open world?

  • instant relief

    In Germany Johannes does too. Now guess what my second name is.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    It was an open galaxy.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Karl?

  • instant relief
  • instant relief

    I thought it was a semi-linear RPG.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    For its time its massively open… but yes its an RPG. Play it you can make players run around in underpants!

  • instant relief

    Which self-respecting RPG doesn’t allow running around in underpants?!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Nothing i would play.

  • instant relief

    So you never participated in a naked gnome raid on a major city in World of Warcraft, I presume? ;P

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    i dont online game. it, sickens me.

  • instant relief

    Well, if you have a bunch of friends to play with, it’s the best thing in the world. But who has friends these days? ;P

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I Recently had some friends over for dinner… They were delicious….

  • TapewormBike

    I often forget that’s even coming this year.

  • instant relief

    I hope they were female.
    #creepfactor

  • instant relief

    We’re all going to die!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    My favorite dinosaur is the LickAlotaPuss.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    There is only 69 days till Richmass.

  • instant relief
  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    well no one likes sand in their vagina.

  • instant relief

    Boy, oh, boy. We had such a nice discussion about vidya games and lan parties and now it’s back to punanis again! I LOVE IT!

  • Cakefarts

    If you think that all Mr Crimmins was is the past and is to this day is a comedian then you have missed the point of the movie and his life’s work as an advocate for victims. With respect – I think you should do everything you can to find a copy of the documentary and learn something of the man and the world.

  • Amontillado

    Since you showed us yours, here’s one of mine, the intro to Deus Ex (2001), one of the unintentionally goofiest games there’s ever been: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zStn70Ot4r0

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    You cant pass off your homemade joke as the real opening…. Oh, Wait!

  • Amontillado

    Hey, it took me a long time to get that cube art down, that just doesn’t happen afternoon now!

  • Amontillado

    Dude how can say that about JJ Abrams, man’s a motherfucking genius; better than Truffaut, Godard, Bergman, even fucking Kubrick can suck a fat one compared to the majesty that is JJ mother(and he did bang your mom)fucking Abrams. How can you even think yourself fit to criticize this god, who not even the most high and mighty worm can’t even think to lick his boots? And man so full of sweetness and goodness, his tears would revive a dead puppy, who’s laughter is akin to being cradled in the arms of an extremely soft, downy giant, a man whose touch feels like the gentle strokes of a thousand cashmere sweaters, I say sir, WHO ARE YOU TO CRITICIZE JJ ABRAMS!?!?!?!?!

  • Amontillado

    Also, what a way to blow your moment with talent. Lars Von Trier reprising his role as Pie was way too underutilized, way to blow it Mike and Jay.

    And not a single beer bottle or booze bottle was chucked over the shoulder without looking by Mike. They’re losing their touch, seriously, they’re about to jump the shark. Or play the shark, or tickle the shark. They may even caress the shark, being the sick fucks they are.

  • Amontillado

    RED RUM RED RUM RED RUM RED RUM RED RUM RED RUM RED RUM RED RUM

    RED RUM

    RED RUM

    RED RUM

    RED RUM

    RED RUM

  • Amontillado

    All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Every country in the world needs to broadcast Triple J.

    https://youtu.be/599Z0YE64_Q?list=PLCC51BF0C94BE62E8

  • Amontillado

    Steve Guttenberg as Agent Coulson? Yeah, I could take that: http://www.imdb.com/list/ls076932720?ref_=bio_rls_5#1

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I didnt mean to nerd on your comments, but Mechwarrior rulez.

  • instant relief

    *barfs in your face* Oh, I’m sorry, did I break your concentration?
    #mechhate

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    This montage sequence from Donnie Darko is brilliant. Introduce all the upcoming important characters through visuals, zero dialogue, only three cuts, perfect pacing. Brings a tears for fears to my eye.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsyfGwlf_l0

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I loved when Richard Kelly ruined this scene for no reason in the director’s cut.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Oh, no. What did he do?

  • Domo

    Barf on my face, and tell me that you love me.
    I’ll barf on your face and tell you I love you, too.
    I love to hear you vomitize,
    When it gets in my eyes
    It smells right away!

    Barf on my face and let the stench embrace you.
    I’ll barf on your face and then I’ll love you truly.
    Life is divine when be both upchuck fine.
    If we barf on our faces with all sorts of retches
    and heave til we’re hurled away!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Thats gold!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    woops. I mixed that up with the sequence right after the opening scene. Echo and the Bunnymen’s The Killing Moon was changed to INXS’s Never Tear Us Apart

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The way things are going the next spammer will be nude.

  • Bubs

    Wait wait wait… Mike has seen movies that Jay hasn’t seen… and Jay has seen movies that Mike hasn’t seen…

    How is this possible?

    For years I’ve assumed that an ancient curse has bound the two of them together in such a way that if they ever got more than 15 feet apart from one another, their heads would burst Scanners-style. This has, of course, led to many hilarious and awkward interactions with women.

    I’m just going to assume that they watched all of these movies while the other one was napping.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    A lot of the changes he made in the director’s cut were excessively arbitrary. One might say, he may have gone too far in a few places.

  • Bubs

    When they’re discussing the film “Welcome to Me” (around 22:00), they play a background music which is clearly some kind of like crappy free-to-license hip-hop that only tOmy would listen to. But it’s turned down so low, that it sounds like someone is furiously fapping to them.

    Did anyone else notice this?
    I only mention this because it put my own pace to shame.

  • Crixxxx

    Star Wars is already broken thanks to the flanneled one. I’m not hoping for another Empire, I just want a Star Wars movie that doesn’t completley suck and isn’t a cringe-inducing mess. Give me a fun movie, some interesting new characters that can actually give a shit about, and my $10 will have been worth it.

  • pete smith

    donnie dorko is huge pile of shit

  • pete smith

    So Jay: “Hardware” was bad but you enjoyed “cabin fever”? First time Im just polar opposite of your opinion. Going to see that documentary anyways. Bummer someone’s career getting ruined by film he did not even get to direct.

  • TapewormBike

    Walt Whitman’s early stuff is really good.

  • Bubs

    The problem I have with any movie about bear attacks is that most people don’t seem to understand that bears are fucking pussies. Sure, they’re big hulking masses of muscle, teeth, and claws. But they will literally fuck right off if you tell them to. If you’ve ever been scared of a bear, let this old lady show you how it’s done.

    https://youtu.be/Bkwy0scRXBU?t=2m16s

  • Bubs

    I mean… it’s just your opinion…

    But after consulting with a team of scientists, we’ve concluded that it’s…. WRONG.

  • Palpatine
  • dollar store cashier wife

    Indiana Jones and The Search For Unsoiled Diapers.

  • Palpatine

    How about Indiana Jones and Why The Fuck Isn’t Chris Pratt in This?

  • TapewormBike

    Indiana Jones and Why, Seriously, Just Stop

  • Palpatine

    My guess is that George Lucas pressured Spielberg into doing it again.

  • TapewormBike

    (…..)

  • Palpatine

    That’s Val Kilmer you drunk toad, go back to sleep.

  • Amontillado
  • Amontillado

    “I got to make sure everything’s perfect. I can’t let the boys down tonight.”

    Count Bubblescula the Third, from parts Unkown, 1578 AD

  • Amontillado

    “He just waltzes in there and becomes the king of the carts. De fuck does he think I can do? Go down to EI, ‘Hi there I haul shopping carts out of ponds and selling them back to the store. Been doing it for 18 years. Give me fucking check please!”

    Lord Bubbles, Esq., Duke of Ted, 1358 AD

  • Amontillado

    I think this is the video you are looking for:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aczPDGC3f8U

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    That reminds me of Brundle Fly…

  • Niccageshair

    “Seriously Steven I think my haunted house idea would really work now.” -George

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I had that game on my Pentium 200 pro. It had 90 mbs of RAM and a 500 mb drive

  • Amontillado
  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Awesome! I’m playing Human Evolution on the 360 right now. That video must have been on a VooDoo 5500, that last 3dfx card before Nvidia bought them. Those were good gaming days

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    They put a weird droning soundtrack to all of their HITBs. It’s freaked me out a couple of times

  • Amontillado
  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Why, just…. why?

  • Niccageshair

    Indiana Jones 5: Electric Boogaloo of The Quest for Indy’s Gold and this time it’s personal because Money Never Sleeps and we are in Cruise Control going Back to Da Hood because the audience will feel it’s a Good Day to Die Hard.

    I know this is a lot to squeeze on the poster or theater but I think they can manage.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I’m a fuckin’ Nerd from the streets, Street Nerd..Mutha Fukahhhh.
    You don’t want to fuck with this Nerd, I know about games bitch…

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    “Depends”..badumchhh

  • Amontillado

    You wouldn’t happen to be from Accounts Payable by any chance?

  • Palpatine

    $$$

  • Niccageshair

    Because they have a story that they need to tell……….right? wait guys where are you going??? guys!!!

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    They won’t get any of my $$$

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I used to be a big fan of Val, hell I still have a soft spot for the fat asshole…if I poke myself right…

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    What happened to Val..?

  • Amontillado

    More like a dump to take, AMIRITE?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HA!

  • Niccageshair
  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    What are they going to do now, Yeti, Bigfoot, the New Jersey Devil, Loch Ness Monster, King Kong, Godzilla….?

  • Niccageshair

    Just New Jersey “Indy you have to get across the Hudson!!!!”

  • Amontillado

    I’m not weirded out by any of the background soundtracks, unless it’s like ambiance waves and then Mike stares ominously into the camera – as though he is looking into your soul!

  • Amontillado

    His new wife Marianne!

    I’M HERE ALL WEEK – PLAY ME OFF NICCAGESHAIR!

  • Niccageshair
  • Palpatine

    Love him or hate him, you have to admit, Chris Pratt is the best choice to play Indy in my opinion.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I think they should turn Indiana Jones into a cyborg after getting nearly killed in an explosion, thus turning him into a super assassin. Then they send him on a mission to save Einstein and his “secret” lover Marylin Monrow. This leads him to mars where he discovers an ancient civilization and the destroys it because his cybernetics have turned him eeevviilll. Then everything blows up..the end

  • tOmy`

    Indiana Jones and He Still Looks Like Him So Fuck Off

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Indiana Jones and the search for Casper

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    What about “Indiana Jones and the quest for Toon Town”? He could partner with Roger Rabbit, when he meets Jessica Rabbit a love triangle ensues…

  • tOmy`

    There is a massive difference between all kinds of bears.

    If you look for any tips on what to do during a “bear attack” or “spotting a bear”, the first thing you will most likely read is that you have to assay what kinda bear and what gender it is.

    I think it should also say: “Under any circumstance, you should not think that bear is a pussy.”

  • tOmy`

    I don’t listen to hip hop that much and if you are referring to the hip hop I do listen to, than you are awfully wrong.

    SHOTS FIRED

  • tOmy`

    I never understood the need for the change in soundtrack.

  • Crixxxx

    As long as Mutt Williams gets sacrificed by that Thugee cult in the first scene, and Spielberg takes out a restraining order against George Lucas.

  • DanteSuckfest202

    “Mission “Impossible: 2” is a work of art. It’s John Woo at his best of the worst.

    I try not to give you guys recommendations (because it irritates me every time I see posts that are just “yew hav 2 c thiz”), but I think you would enjoy “MI:2” quite a bit.

  • DanteSuckfest202

    “Mission Impossible: 2” is a work of art. It’s John Woo at his best of the worst.

    I try not to give you guys recommendations (because it irritates me every
    time I see posts that are just “yew hav 2 c thiz”), but I think you would enjoy “MI:2” quite a bit.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Bears are supposed to be what Dogs evolved from, not cats..

  • Amontillado

    Naw naw, Indy has to be played by Nick Nolte.

  • Palpatine

    So speaking of Indiana Jones, which film the series is your favorite? Personally, and I this is going to sound crazy, but my favorite is Temple of Doom.

  • Bubs

    It wasn’t meant as an insult. Sorry you took it as one.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Admit what? The guy looks like a dork and he’s a mediocre actor to boot as well.

  • Palpatine

    Would you rather have a grouchy old man then? Or better yet, how about no new Indiana Jones film at all? Yeah, that sounds a lot better! And no, I’m not being bitter this time, I’m being serious. No more Indiana Jones movies!

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Tough question. I like parts of all of them. The plane sabotage and escape in Temple of Doom is one of my favorite sequences from the series.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    That would be great woudn’t it? The series ended with Crusade-Kingdom of The Crystal Skull was already a bad idea right from the get go.

  • Palpatine

    But nope, we need another because George said so. He probably had a temper tantrum in front of Steven until he said yes.

  • tOmy`

    However, have you seen Justified?

  • tOmy`

    I CAN SHOOT FIRES ANY TIME I WANT, GODDAMMIT!

  • Snake Squeezer

    Yeah, they gotta watch ’em all together because they have them all in that big book of pirated DVDs.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    So how about that opening Fargo S2 episode eh tomy? I rate it higher then the entire True Detective Season 2 and most episodes of Game of Thrones season 5. This show is going to be the best 2015 tv has to offer. Yeehaw!

  • tOmy`

    I just finished my second watch of Mr. Robot and I am currently buying this episode from some seeders in USA.

  • Bubs

    https://youtu.be/ApRNqm8ggMs?t=15s

    Respectfully disagree.

  • The only seed you’re getting is Peter Dinklage’s in GoT. #midgetmicroaggression

  • Snake Squeezer

    Mack Blass…

    They were totally right about the mustache guy, wasn’t he on Kids in the Hall or something?

    Deppy John’s prosthetics didn’t really bother me that much, except for the contacts. Colored contacts make your eyes look flat an lifeless. I’m kind of surprised hollyweird hasn’t come up with a better way to do eye color changes, these things look as bad as the ones you could buy at Walmart in 1990.

    Still, all in all a great moviess. It’s nice to see a real rated R flick that doesn’t hold back after such a long era of nothing but PG-13s.

  • Bubs

    I just imagine George calling him at all hours of the day and night.
    “Hey… Hey Steven… can we do it?”
    “I SAID NO, GEORGE!”
    [6 PM]
    “Hey, Steven. It’s George…

    Can we do it?”
    “George, you need to stop this.”
    [4 AM]
    “Hey, Steven. It’s me, George…
    Can we do it now?”
    “…

    *Click*”

    [2 Days Later, Spielberg opens his closet to find Lucas has been living in there]

    “Hey Steven. I’ve decided we should live together until we make the new Indiana Jones movie.”

    “Christ, George. If you leave and never come back, we’ll make the fucking film.”
    “I knew you’d come around. It’s gonna be great.”

    “That’s gonna be great.”

    “It’s gonna be great…”

    “It’s gonna be great.”

    END SCENE

  • Snake Squeezer

    It was great. It’s cool that the cop is the father of the woman cop from season 1. It’s also fun playing guess the celebrity, the prosthetics work fine here. Was that Ted Dancin? How Can I tell If You’re Really a Cop, Ted? Still, only 7 episodes? Not fair!!!!!!!!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    *Cum

  • tOmy`

    No worries, they can keep on creating Fargo till the end of the world. It’s just like True Detective! Instead… better, apparently.

  • Part Time Professor. Part Time Husband. Part Time Father. Part Time Adventurer.
    Harrison Ford in:
    INDIANA JONES AND THE LACK OF TIME FOR RETIREMENT

  • Snake Squeezer

    It’s really sad what happened to True Dicktective. How could HBO let that happen?

  • tOmy`

    Respectfully jerking off.

  • I imagine that’s how it happened.

  • tOmy`

    As I said few days ago, HBO overlords could be losing it. I don’t think they have anything like their previous “flagships” now. Except GoT, but… I am somehow not calling it a true HBO show.

  • Snake Squeezer

    I don’t know, but it just always seemed to me that unlike other studios, HBO actually has creative people that are good at their craft in charge of things. I mean almost everything they do is great. Maybe Whiteman Can Jump and Lincoln Commerical demanded full control?

  • tOmy`

    I always imagined HBO execs like:

    “Okay, we can do your show, but here is the full list of things that need to be written in. Items like nudity, casual weed smoking, gay people and edgy dialogue.”
    “But… but we proposed morning show for kids…”
    “WE DEMAND TITS GODDAMMIT!”

  • Snake Squeezer

    Mmmmm, sounds more like a Showtime move to me.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Nick Pizza’s ego was left unchecked.

  • tOmy`

    Showtime is more of a: “Let’s see how long can we keep producing new seasons for any good show we ever had till we embarrassingly run them into the ground and top them off with state-of-the-art finale failures.”

  • tOmy`

    You just don’t get intentionally badly written modern day homage to pulp noir.

  • Jack mentioned this masterpiece in a recent stream. It’s bigger than 9/11. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ44FLJA4Js

  • Red Skeleton

    So to come back to a subject I raised a month ago, I’ve finished watching all of The Walking Dead up to now.

    I have to say I really, really started to enjoy season 4 and 5. They really tightened up the story while largely remaining true to the comic. Now when they “expand” on characters from the book it’s more like “oh, that’s interesting” and less “WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING TO ANDREA?!”

  • Red Skeleton

    That said I tried to watch an episode of the UK’s Talking Dead and I think my brain rotted and dribbled out my ears. Oh God.

  • tOmy`

    Excellent opener for what will most likely be another excellent season.

    I would love to talk about Kirsten Dunst’s performance, but her bewbs get in the way.

  • tOmy`

    Sublime.

  • Amontillado

    He’s so tech, he has 4 laptops

  • Amontillado

    And as a survivalist, he knows to eat canned tuna STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN and then dribble it onto the pants because tuna is flaky and that stuff will get everywhere man.

  • Amontillado

    I have to agree on Temple of Puun, I mean DOOOOoooom. Last Crusade feels too cheesy the older I get, like in a Return of the Jedi way, and Raiders is just amazeballs, but Temple of Doom. Yeah, it’s got plenty of glorious scenes with the monkey brains and black magic, pretty awesome. And that bridge scene with Dalsim versus Indy, pretty epic.

  • Palpatine

    You’re allowed to say the name of the place, you know. Watch me: The ManHole. See, was that so hard?

  • Mike Wyatt

    He really shouldn’t be eating canned tuna while driving. That’s as bad as texting.

  • tOmy`

    The first rule of The ManHole is: If this is your first night at The ManHole, you have to take it up your man hole.

  • Palpatine

    Are you guys even watching movies there anymore?

  • tOmy`

    I am popping over for KIKIs, but I saw few movies there recently. And I think it is still active.

    I suspect that cream transformed it into his base of operations.

  • Be careful, if you say it three times in a row some Indian will appear inside of you.

  • I’ve been there with Cream-a-thon and another regular for the past two weeks. We even had a bigger get together last weekend.

  • Palpatine

    I’m not being negative, I’m just poking fun at the negativity on here.

  • RLMkeepitup

    let me know when it’s on!

  • RLMkeepitup

    i remember watching a western movie where he was dead the whole time, but I think he was acting.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Is anyone here?

  • Palpatine

    I am.

  • RLMkeepitup

    here there and everywhere

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Don’t despair, you’re there…BAM IF YOU GOT THAT!

  • Palpatine

    I don’t get that.

  • It should play in 30 mins or so but I think we should schedule a grand screening at the weekend.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No BAM for you then. I’m gonna do that for every reference I make.

  • Like Icare

    That’s borderline something… For sure.

  • Like Icare

    The odd-number ones. Can’t decide which I like more though.

  • Palpatine

    I just Googled that, and you made a reference to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. That’s like something tOmy would do.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Well it’s an awesome and the first thing that popped up in my head. Also the O of Karen. By the way I need help casting BDH.

  • Like Icare

    BAM is ISO code for Bosnian currency. True story.

  • Palpatine

    For what?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’m got given you my money! Get your own via Tai Lopez.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Dawn of Disqus II

  • Palpatine

    Jessica Chastain.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Okie dokie

  • Or having oral sex mid-drive. And the smell might be similar.

  • RedLetterMediumsDotCorn

    This made me laugh for the first time since going through a shitty breakup. Thank you hacks.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Taco just broke up with his girlfriend. You two should meet.

  • RedLetterMediumsDotCorn

    oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaawd!

  • instant relief

    Jessica… Jessica Simpson,
    you’ve got it all… wrooooong.
    Your fraudulent smile,
    the way that you faked it the day that you died.

    #phony2012

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    And Gators. how is anyone scared of such tiny weenie wittel lizards.

  • bleurgh
  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    “We are gonna need a bigger modem.”

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I was playing it on a generic 486 with 32MB ram.

  • Amontillado
  • Red Skeleton
  • Red Skeleton

    That doesn’t look anything LIKE Australia.

  • Red Skeleton

    Speaking of Australia, why is Australia in the Pacific Ocean, but Borealia is in Canada?

  • Red Skeleton

    And why is there a New South Wales but not a New North Wales?

  • Red Skeleton

    And why is the Northern territories not elevated to the same level as West Australia and south Australia?

  • Red Skeleton

    Conclusion: Australia just hates the north. Just, the concept of North.

  • Red Skeleton
  • instant relief

    Dance! Dance, you unknown gif beauty! *whip sound effects *

  • Red Skeleton

    That’s Ashlee Simpson you ass. You can’t talk about Frauds and Simpsons without thinking about Ashlee’s tragic hilarious SNL debacle.

  • LegendofKafei

    OPTIMUS PRIME PRESENTS: THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU TRAILER

  • Palpatine

    Sometimes our allies turn on us, but we will always…

  • Red Skeleton

    Dr. Moreau must be stopped… no matter the cost!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZKpByV5764

  • Palpatine

    No Optimus, don’t kill me!

  • LegendofKafei

    embrace product placement and the Chinese market.

  • Palpatine

    *Insert annoying Linkin Park song here.*

  • Red Skeleton

    In other words, “insert Linkin Park song here”.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Raiders, baby!

  • Niccageshair

    “Then everything blows up..the end” Quick rewrite “Then a bus crashes threw the wall, slides right in front of Indy, Arnold Schwarzenegger(Arnold, not the terminator) opens the door and says “Come with me if you want to live”, The End????”

  • instant relief

    I… just had that song stuck in my head.

  • Palpatine

    You know what I think HitB episode 100 should be? A making of special. Who’s with me?

  • That sounds good but I think they’ll just give us some sort of climax/conclusion to the whole Plinkett house storyline alongside a regular review. Maybe they’ll show that little extra contempt for the audience and make it a “the best of episode” like all 90s tv series used to have.

  • Niccageshair

    I think episode 99 will be Mike and Jay committing suicide to spite you so they never hit 100.

  • instant relief

    That’s gross animal porn.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I said earlier that I thought that they would skip to 101 just to say fuck you to everyone who thinks that the 100th episode will be any different than the previous 99….

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Bummer

  • Bubs

    It’s good to show contempt for your audience.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I’d buy that for a dollar..

  • Niccageshair

    That would work too but my idea would be one hell of an episode.

  • Tempy Thing

    There is a connection to Heart of Darkness, the Joseph Conrad book. Richard Stanley is descended from Henry Morton Stanley, a man who explored Africa, and, according to Sir Richard Francis Burton, “shoots negroes like monkeys”.

  • Don’t don’t, give him control of the senate.

  • CalamityCorp

    What Jay forgot to mention is that Call Me Lucky actually has a fragment of The Family Guide to the Internet in it.

  • bleurgh

    It’s a prequel?

  • RLMkeepitup

    what would the family guide be like now? do they still make tv guides? I forgot my third question.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Paranormal Activity 5 is coming folks…fuck everything

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What if it’s Paranormal Activity The Ghost Dimension?

  • Palpatine

    The title sounds like a joke.

  • RLMkeepitup

    The ghost dimension is obviously a parallel one to our own reserved for those who have unfinished business.

  • Niccageshair

    This could be a Tim and Eric video if it wasn’t so real: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt9SyNpirdo

  • Palpatine

    That’ll be episode 99, the last one until December.

  • Amontillado

    It’s cute animal porn.

  • Amontillado

    Is it a bad thing if Eminem’s song, “Without Me,” has been stuck in the head for the past week for no apparent reason?

  • Niccageshair

    It’s a catchy song and before Eminem just started yelling all the time.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Yes, you’re going to place at shall not be named…

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The Ghost Dimension

  • bassbait

    Internet Service Provider, what’s that?

  • bassbait

    a making of Rich Evans?

  • RLMkeepitup

    alas, the one question that’s held up well for still being self explanatory

  • bassbait

    Raiders. Temple of Doom is a very fun movie but it doesn’t have the momentum of Raiders.

  • bassbait

    it’s bad-good-er than Face/Off? I didn’t think that was possible.

  • RLMkeepitup

    if you were stranded on an island with only one genre of movies. Would you pick teen comedies or spoof films? The answer is suicide.

  • bassbait

    I wouldn’t call it brilliant. Well put-together sure, but not *brilliant*.

  • bassbait

    I’ll throw my favorite game’s intro in the mix. Undeniably classic –

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcC65nfpjWw

  • Palpatine

    Ha ha ha!

  • bassbait

    I already kinda hate the new film. I don’t care if it’s awful or great, I’m so sick of nostalgia banking in movies and tv shows. Even when someone comes up with an “original idea” it’s always super derivative, and for some reason it’s often derivative of 2001: A Space Odyssey. It’s my favorite movie ever, which is why I’m fine with not seeing it rehashed a billion times.

    I want to see something with a big budget, which wasn’t hugely derivative of another movie or based on a true story or remake/reboot/whatever, and is good. When was the last time that happened? Robocop? Toy Story?

  • Palpatine

    Can it be a good spoof movie like Airplane! or Spaceballs or a good teen movie like The Breakfast Club?

  • bassbait

    It stars one of the voice actors from Yugioh. Is it weird that I’ve seen the Kung Fu Panda rip off (The Little Panda Fighter) but not Kung Fu Panda?

    PS – The Little Panda Fighter is about a Panda who wants to be a dancer. It has little to do with kung fu or fighting in general.

  • Palpatine

    That sounds oddly sexual.

  • bassbait

    I thought Nukie was great.

    “AMERICA!!!!! HELP US!!!!!”

  • bassbait

    up his manhole

  • Palpatine

    That scene made me want to kill myself. Just like every other scene.

  • bassbait

    I misread it as “complimented the prequels”. I felt ill for a minute.

  • Palpatine

    For him. U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A!

  • RLMkeepitup

    Those are probably the best exceptions out there. I accidentally saw the first 2 minutes of Bring It On 2000 before I made my statement.

  • bassbait

    the question is, do cynical assholes flock to RLM, or does RLM turn us into cynical assholes?

    It’s like chicken leads to egg, egg leads to omelet, omelet leads to RLM fan.

  • bassbait

    I’ve seen more Adam Sandler movies than I have James Bond movies. The worst part is that I don’t regret this fact.

  • Palpatine

    So have I.

  • bassbait

    If we’re allowed to bring good movies along with then spoof movies, if we only get to watch the bad ones then teen comedies. “Epic Movie” was one of the first times I ever considered walking out of a theater. I have no idea why I even saw it in theaters, I think some shitty friends wanted to go see a movie or something. Needless to say I have no friends after all of the shit movies they keep trying to make me watch.

    The spoof movies, especially Epic Movie, just make me uncomfortable. Can’t say a teen comedy has ever been thoroughly unwatchable.

  • RLMkeepitup

    you two need to get busy. which bond movies did you see?

  • instant relief

    Nobody listen to techno.

  • Snake Squeezer

    yep

  • Wizard Phoenix

    They ran out of ideas before titles

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I take it that made you a complete stick in the mud. It’s understandable and I feel sorry for you.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That’s implying both are wretched. And not all are, some are.

  • bassbait

    I only saw the opening to Die Another Day. I think I’ve seen other bits and pieces from it but I know I haven’t seen the full movie. That’s the only Bond thing I’ve watched. Meanwhile, for Adam Sandler movies, I’ve seen 13.

  • bassbait

    Is there a way to unwatch 13 Adam Sandler movies?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Watch them reversed, it will leave your mind.

  • fred

    How is it raining frogs?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Ask Paul Thomas Anderson

  • Jeff Parsons

    Status update: Backcountry fucking sucks.

  • fred

    How is it raining frogs Paul?

  • fred

    N000000

  • Jeff Parsons

    Actually I did. i wasn’t even a fetus, but I still said it.

    I’m not saying Craig’s a jerk because I love the Bond franchise and he’s besmirched it. The Bond franchise is mostly camp nonsense. And Craig’s Bond movies haven’t been terrible, they’ve had some good action scenes and he carries them … okay. It’s just sad to see someone with such limited range be so ungrateful. He makes millions to pretend to be a suave superhero. Cry me a river.

  • Jeff Parsons

    I’m terrified to watch The Overnight. Every movie they’ve recommended has been dreadful, and that’s clearly an anus on the cover.

  • Jeff Parsons

    The Walking Dead peaked in Season 2. The Governor and Woodbury were the stupidest plot devices (maybe it works in a comic mentality but not a pseudo-realistic live action). Then there was the bizarrely short and anticlimactic Terminus clash, then pointless wandering, and now a thoroughly unbelievable new settlement. But don’t worry: they’ve been sure to keep the pandering up to date. We have a gay couple (with clear top and bottom), a lesbian, and now a new androgynous black … person! Hooray for diversity! And creaky plot devices!

  • Carole Shields

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    http://www.cityyear20carveyourowndestiny75.blogspot.com

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  • Jeff Parsons

    Am I taking crazy pills? People actually like that bullshit fake nihilism show? “Oh my tortured inner monologue while I live the life I detest” and in-your-face gay sex is the new hotness?

  • tOmy`

    Not to be an asshole here, but I kinda think you missed the whole point – or didn’t get that far. And seeing that you are somewhat bothered by “in-your-face gay sex” furthermore proves my point.

    But hey! Everyone likes different stuff.

  • tOmy`

    Or it could be just a seven hours long loop of Jessi waving at us.

  • tOmy`

    Also, someone should talk about the elephant in the room:

    Motherfucking UFO!

  • tOmy`

    Are you saying that his ego is not a flat circle anymore?

  • tOmy`

    No. If it was a bad thing, it would mean the government has won… or something.

  • tOmy`

    Great, now I am gonna have to listen to the whole album.

    *clears throat*

    AMEEEEEEERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  • tOmy`

    Is it “the most terrifying experience ever” again?

    Although, scratch that, the first one was one of the most terrifying experiences ever, because you were scared that they gonna do more of those movies. Aaaaand…

    JUMPSCARE!

    … 6 more!

  • tOmy`

    I like the way 4th season handled the pairing of different characters for their “bottle episodes”.

    It was a neat idea. And an actual idea, which is by now rather sparse thing when it comes to TWD.

  • tOmy`

    Guess the fuck what? Music thread, yay! It’s hard to give some reasonable rating to these 3 bands because they are what they are and they do their best to be exactly that. So to put it simply:

    Metric – Pagans In Vegas
    Toronto’s synthpop indie rockers are back to deliver… the obvious. Happy-go-lucky lyrics sometimes trade place with more adult themes, all perfectly tied with the “we know what we do best” synth ribbon. Fair to say that Lie Lie Lie, Celebrate, Too Bad So Sad and, especially, Governess stand out as a solid tracks.

    Telekinesis – Ad Infinitum
    Multi-instrumentalist Michael Benjamin Lerner is back with another dose of power-pop slash shoegaze and as with Metric, it sounds just like you would expect. Borderline Roxette lyrics are enhanced with the slight touches of electronica and synths, making it cute album to listen to, but not necessarily the album you need to hear. The biggest issue is the futile attempt that comes with some of the little experiments (breaks, effects) that have exactly zero impact and can be viewed as more of a distraction.

    New Order – Music Complete
    Oh, look who is still alive and doing music. Ex-Joy Division New Order possibly doesn’t need any introduction – they are both hailed as the best guitar band of the world and / or the worst band in the world. The clunky, cringe-worthy lyrics are back, this time less dumb than previously, but hey. Who can judge New Order by now? It’s cool to see these guys still doing their shtick and for what is worth, this may be their strongest album in couple of years. But I will always be the one saying: “But Joy Division…”

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Or a “Very Special Episode.” where they deal with mikes rampant alcoholism.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Australia’s not in the Pacific.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Perspiring?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I’ll hook up with a woman that looks strangely like Natalie Portman.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I got dumped 2 days before my 17th birthday, somewhat because I had promised my girlfriend I’d go to the first school dance with her but when it came time to I was too depressed to go.

    Thing is I went to the very next school dance and ended up having a good time without her. 🙂

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I’m hoping the 48-Hour FIlm Competition this coming weekend will help get my mind off things.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Sugarloaf” Funny, there’s a Sugarloaf near where I live.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “From the creators of Finding Beebo”

  • Red Skeleton

    Thereabouts.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Just showed the trailer to a coworker. We talked about how disappointing it would be if your parent got this mixed up with Ratatouille for Christmas. He said, “Thanks, mom. I’m gonna go watch this in the closet … with a rope.”

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    it was the only bit that was wrong.

  • fred

    you don’t have to.

  • Percy Gryce

    Watch out for the sand.

    And I thought you were an Eva Green man.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    That’s what happens when your cocaine is laced.

    But it also could be nothing more then homage to The Man Who Wasn’t There.

  • Now I Get It

    Fine. Then I shall replace my avatar with my _____ face,
    just to let you see me sweat.

    Profit from its lesson!!!

  • tOmy`

    Someone also pointed out 70s UFO hysteria (it was like Muslim hysteria, only much, much cooler) and few incidents that happened in Minnesota.

    No matter what, I would like to go on the record and say I loved that moment.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Fo sure it was a moment that got me yelling “OH SHIT” out loud while watching it.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    On an unrelated note, can we talk about how Pink Floyd’s The Wall album/film is one of the greatest things ever?

  • tOmy`

    I absolutely agree.

    I love both the movie and the album. I actually think that I like The Wall slightly more than The Dark Side. But both of those are masterpieces. It’s like Titanic, you almost cannot beat it.

  • Palpatine

    Considering that my parents are big Pink Floyd fans, and when I was a kid I would often have to listen to their music from the backseat of the car, I really can’t argue with you there.

  • Palpatine

    None.

  • Red Skeleton

    So…. awkward social question here. Does anyone here ENJOY the act of getting to know people? I don’t just mean accept it as a part of social interaction, I mean actually enjoy doing the whole social dance and stuff?

  • Palpatine

    Dark Side of the Moon is either good for falling asleep or getting high. Or syncing up to The Wizard of Oz.

  • Palpatine

    Of course, that’s how friendships are formed.

  • tOmy`

    And also a great conversation ender!

    “Yea, but you see, Coldplay are rea-”
    “Dude. Dark Side of The Moon.”
    “…”

  • tOmy`

    I love it. People that dunno me usually think I am on coke / weed / molly. It is always fun to hear people that know me for ages explaining to them: “No… no, (s)he is really acting like this 24/7.”

  • Uncle Dan

    I really enjoy it. I do get tired of it now and then because sometimes the early interactions can be pretty repetitive, but then you meet someone awesome who dances the dance with you and it’s all worth it.

  • Uncle Dan

    To be entirely fair… Jay has kind of a special taste in movies. A lot of what he likes I just find uncomfortable. But from what I can tell he likes feeling uncomfortable.

  • Uncle Dan

    Those movies cost so little to make and make so much money… Hell, if I were a studio executive, I would make those.

    And then I’d take the money I make from those and make better movies.

    Well… maybe.

  • Uncle Dan

    I really miss seeing Jessi around. I would take that.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    At that time, Roger Waters was at the peak of his songwriting career. The movie is delightfully morbid, and I can’t say that I’ve seen anything else quite like it.

  • Uncle Dan

    On the topic of British versions of American shows… You guys know about Geordie Shore, right?

  • Uncle Dan

    That’s the Game of Thrones recipe to success, translated to studio execs.

  • Uncle Dan

    Good gods, an old grumpy Nick Nolte Indiana Jones would be kind of awesome. That’s how you say “Let’s not make these anymore, yeah?”

  • Uncle Dan

    That’s a threesome you won’t forget.

  • Uncle Dan

    That’s why we don’t see Jessi anymore. She just sees too much of Jay.

  • fred

    It’s different with every person. Sometimes you meet a good person which makes it worthwhile.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    never heard of that word. how do you spell it? S O C A L L?

  • tOmy`

    I can suggest Archive – Axiom movie.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFAXCJs6UOw

    It is like 40 minutes long and it could be something you might enjoy a lot. It is creepy, dark and supported by great music.

    The only “problem” is that it plays more as a long videoclip with message and meaning, rather than full movie and at the same time music is really restricted to fit the movie. Worth noting that Archive are massive fans of Pink Floyd and while having their own way of doing things, you can totally hear the influence (especially their 18 minutes long atmospheric pieces).

    I really enjoyed this “movie” – but truth be told, it is best used as an opener for their live performances.

  • *that’s what friends ARE for

  • tOmy`

    Speaking of movies and music, I still find the lack of people furiously masturbating over I’m Not There a bit concerning.

  • Bubs

    In my normal life, I do almost everything I can to avoid it. I mean, I really just find most people to be despicable. Who wants to talk about the weather? Is everyone in the world an aspiring meteorologist except me? This is one of the few times where Facebook got it right. Everyone should come with a fact sheet taped to their back. “Oh, I see you like Twilight. I guess we will never be friends. Best of luck!”

  • SoCal.

  • TapewormBike

    It’s probably the mumbling

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Does the 4Kids dub make it worse?

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • TapewormBike

    I do, very much actually, which is why it pisses me off that I am sorta isolated by a whole bunch of stuff these days.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    S-O-W-S-H-E-O-W-L

  • Flumph

    Dark Side is the Floyd album I never want to hear again. Yes its a masterpiece, yes the radio burnt it out for me entirely. But I’ll still listen to it over Coldplay any day.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Sounds like a sex act

  • Palpatine

    You should gravitate towards people that have the same interests as you. For example, I have a cousin the same age as me and he’s a big movie buff as well. He also hates the Prequels as much as I do.

  • tOmy`

    I don’t think I have ever heard a single song by Pink Floyd on the radio. (Except Wish You Were Hear I guess.)

    But then again, I don’t listen to radio and I am not 80.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You mean I’m Still Here, the documentary on that rapper.

  • tOmy`

    So called so call?

  • Bubs

    Why do you think I hang out here?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Eloise Cole?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    It’s alright. I’m not the one to make the first move, though.

  • tOmy`

    Same interests and same opinions create a very odd circle jerk resulting in closeness and seclusion of your group.

    That’s psychology or something. Sociology? Biology? Most likely all of those.

    I guess everyone has it different, but I am for example very glad that my best friends are not sharing all my opinions and preferences. Yes, there are some topics (especially politics with few of them) that we try to avoid in order to not have retarded conversations, but keeping it tight only with people that share the same views as me would most likely destroy me. Diversity is the best thing ever.

    One of my best friends works in a bank. Other is a christian and vegetarian. Other is a guy who we end up in friendly arguments for 50% of time and god do I love it.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Sucks and fucking in the backcountry

  • tOmy`

    BTW: This is like the most common topic when it comes to breaking down various movements, such as neo-nazi groups. If you hang out with them since 15, you end up agreeing and none of you will ever say: “Wait a minute, guys…”

    Because if someone is not part of your group (and in these cases it’s a closed group), you will end up hating the other group and therefore their reasoning, no matter how right (or wrong) it is.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    But he’s seen everything..

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    The overnight looks like it sucks hard

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I thought that was gonna be it… I thought it would have something to do with like peanut butter and–

  • tOmy`

    And you don’t really need to go as far as to neo-nazis. How many of you truly believe that people who like prequels are stupid?

    Just because we heard it here. Just because we all accept it as a fact because literally noone comes here to argue with that view?

    While we all sorta know that our view in this case is pretty fucking stupid as well.

  • TapewormBike

    So, you are saying that Hitler liked the Prequels?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So I watched Jupiter Ascending yesterday originally just to laugh at it and I laughed at when people became CGI rag dolls and that was it. The movie kinda made me feel sad because it’s visually nice to look, except for the lizard men, and has a great score by Not John Williams. All of it wasted in this piece of shit movie.

  • tOmy`

    Exactly. That’s why 9/11 happened.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB! 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB! 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!

  • Bubs

    I do. I actually believe anyone who can look at the Prequel films as anything resembling a coherent story with realistic character motivations must be a child-like retard who floats through life on wings of fantasy. That or they’re lying to themselves. It can be difficult to admit that something you liked is stupid. People don’t like having to admit they are wrong, and will literally kill to avoid it. I mean, I still agree with most of your point though.

  • tOmy`

    Ironically, that is one of the best examples of groupthink ever.

  • TapewormBike

    I think groupthink is a bit more tightly defined, usually has to do with solving problems. But you’re right, being surrounded by yes-men and yes-women (although that CAN be cool) leads to the mental version of inbreeding.

    So, you’re wrong, you piece of shit.

  • TapewormBike

    Socksual. It’s the googly eyes, man. So hot.

  • tOmy`

    Yea, I think the groupthink wasn’t the best term (man, it has been waaaay too long since those classes.)

    In the conspiracy cases it’s just a matter of circuling misinformation, disinformation and fabrication of “facts”. So you end up with: “How could these people, who share the same view as me and are my “friends”, could fabricate facts? No no, it’s the other group that is wrong! And I don’t need to back up my statement because others do it for me. Just because we… know more or something.”

    That’s why most 9/11 inside-jobers honestly think that 9/11 got debunked and that their facts still stand. And, quite honestly, the supporters of the official version do exactly the same thing – they believe that the conspiracy theories got totally debunked and everything they know must be the truth.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Sorry a Furry Channing Tatum is not my thing. Jupiter Decending, is like the Wachoowski “Siblings” (rolls eyes) went to a sci- fi convention and were like, lets make a sci-fi movie as a thinly veiled exposition on all of the Hipster fetishes. They were like it’s awesome cause no one will figure it out….

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I find your comment Socksually inappropriate. Your micro-aggressions are unbearable. I’m calling the police…

  • Bubs

    http://www.gamespot.com/gallery/rise-of-the-tomb-raiders-true-to-life-world/2900-335/

    “We wanted to really sell the hostile forces of nature, the danger of the avalanche’s aftermath with those exposed broken branches and trees, and some hint at civilization.”

    Hey assholes, you’re not making fucking The Last of Us, you’re making female Indiana Jones. Jesus fucking tapdancing Christ. Remember when games used to be fun? The most recent Tomb Raider was the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever played. Fuck video games. Fuck Crystal Dynamics. And fuck Lara Croft. I hope this game concludes with her attempted suicide. Press X to kill yourself!

  • TapewormBike

    Do you remember Zeitgeist? It’s pretty scary when you imagine that people beyond 14 are still into stuff like that.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Looks like you finally embraced PreRec.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I liked the last Tomb Raider game

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I like poopthink

  • Palpatine

    It’s a Wachoski’s movie, what do you expect?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Good, good. Let the hate flow through you.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Funny bullshit and not painful bullshit.

  • TapewormBike

    Games can still be fun, gotta find the right game. My girlfriend just picked up her phone and went “Ah, shit, my pigs are asleep. They should be dancing and earning money for sasquatch!”

    I mean, I hope she was talking about games.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Tapey, that’s a scene from Boyhood.

  • Palpatine

    Rich and Jack would be very proud of your comment.

  • Bubs

    Why?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Cmon man. TR 2013 woudn’t even rank among top 50 worst games of that year. let alone being biggest POS you ever played. That’s like jack saying Alien Isolation is an insult to gaming. It’s either hyperbole or ignorance.

  • Palpatine

    Because you ranted about a lamestream game. Now go play an indie game with pixel art graphics!

  • Palpatine

    I have a confession to make: I like the Scream movies.

  • Bubs

    Well I thought it was obvious that it was hyperbole. But it was still not a good game. It was like playing a “press forward” simulator. It’s an embarrassing (yet strangely not unexpected) AAA title. Oh, did you die? Don’t worry, the checkpoint is THREE SECONDS AGO.

    I mean honestly, I could rant all day about all the problems with that game. So it would definitely make my top 10 bad games list.

  • tOmy`

    I dig Zeitgeist.

    Dick.

  • TapewormBike

    Why not like them is my question? Most of them are fun.

  • TapewormBike

    Well, obviously, the binaural beats got you.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It was pretty easy I’ll give you that. The game was trying to be nothing more then Uncharted with tits though and I think it succeeds at that. It’s a rollercoaster ride from setpiece A to setpiece B to setpiece C and so on. You don’t really pick up that kind of a game for a deep challenge.

  • tOmy`

    Actually, the last one is pretty cool. The first two are just a neat way to remind yourself how important is to keep sane and to look up all that stuff on internet.

    They pretty much failed in any other regard, but hey, I learnt tons of shit due to them.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Jim Lahey and UFOs.

  • Palpatine

    A lot of hardcore horror movie fans don’t like how they spoof the slasher genre.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    The first one could genuinely work as a good straight slasher movie. The latter movies only work on comedy terms but still I don’t think they ever became bad per se.

  • Bubs

    Well that’s the worst thing a game can possibly be: not fun. Anytime a game is not fun, it’s an automatic failure for me. Games only have one job, and it’s not “to look nice”.

  • tOmy`

    Hey, dscw:

    “Earlier this week, Gorillaz artist Jamie Hewlett hinted at the imminent arrival of the group’s Plastic Beach follow-up, stating, “That’s next year. I’m working on it at the moment, and it’s going very well. I’m very excited.” In a new interview with Rolling Stone, Albarn confirms the group’s return, stating that he’s “in the very early days” of plotting the new record.”

    So what’s gonna come out first: Radiohead or Gorillaz? Or new Fatboy Slim alb- mwahahahahahahahaaaaaa.

  • TapewormBike

    As long as you take them as that, I don’t see a problem with them. I used to watch the first two ones as a teenager quite a lot.

  • TapewormBike

    You do know like a lot of it is very much wrong, right? Like, even small factual things?

  • Bubs

    Who?

  • tOmy`

    Absolutely. The “learning” aspect came from me trying to debunk it on my own – hence I learned a lot.

    But the third one is still somewhat defendable… it’s not as much as a conspiracy as an alternative take on the world and for what is worth, I don’t mind alternative views and ideas. It actually got me interested in many topics – thankfully, the doctrine / “this is TRUE!” aspect is almost nowhere to be found there, so it’s pretty refreshing.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Neither gonna come out as soon as I’d like them to be anyways:(

  • Marvin Falz

    Zeitgeist, iirc, is like an extended advertisement for the Venus Project with its promised algorithm which is able to compute justice.

  • TapewormBike

    I know the third one has Robert Sapolsky in it, who I admire, so I guess it has to have some value. But, you know, not gonan watch it. Being asshole and that.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    well that’s extremely subjective isn’t it. Every core mechanic was smooth enough for me to build an enjoyable experience. Not a very deep one but I’ll usually treat AAA games as a hollywood blockbuster equivalent anyways. That allows to keep my expectations in check. Anyways what the game offers in terms of presentation alone beats like 99% of what’s coming out from steam greenlight yearly. It’s not “worst of anything” material,not by a long shot.

  • Bubs

    Minecraft is a great game.

  • TapewormBike

    Imagine the awesome movie it will make. Right?

    I mean, it might actually.

  • tOmy`

    I don’t exactly remember the topics of the third one, but I think it was:

    1) Money (money-sequence, debt and so on… nothing groundbreaking tho)
    2) Psychology and sociology topics regarding “social pollution”, murders and generally violent behavior
    3) Revolutions
    4) Venus project

    It’s not totally worth watching but I think it is the only one of the three to receive some kind of acknowledgment for not being totally batshit crazy.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    too bad it’s got the shittiest community of any online game ever tied with your usual MOBA’s and Call of Duty/CS

  • tOmy`

    It’s fucking addictive is what it is.

  • Buk Pravon

    “The Creeper that loved me”

    Sounds like a drama.

  • tOmy`

    And Batman News.

    CALL TO THE ARMS!!!!!

  • Bubs

    Really? I haven’t had that experience. But I don’t play online much. I mostly just play it with people I already know are cool.

    What about them sucks?

  • tOmy`

    *that blew me.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    DO YOU BLEED?

  • Buk Pravon

    That will be the sequel.

  • Palpatine

    What are you, seven years old or something?

  • TapewormBike

    Venus Project totally sounds like a feminine hygiene product.

    Anyway, gonna walk my dog poopin’ and watch the second Mr. Robot ep. I am headed to a a job thing to Seznam tommorow, I need t get into the right mindset.

  • Bubs

    Five days a month.

  • tOmy`

    Getting into the right mindset? By watching Mr. Robot or walking the dog?

    Hehe.

    Czech jokes.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Stoklasa… Master dog trainer…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stYL_CrQFec

  • tOmy`

    ARE YOU THE DEVIL?

  • Bubs

    See, that’s the prejudice talking. Anytime someone says this, it means they haven’t played the game. I was the same way before I played it.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s kids who act like they have some mental illness. I’m not suggesting anything concrete… but if you googled minecraft and say the world autism next to it you might find quite a few results.

  • tOmy`

    Same here.

  • tOmy`

    Weird guys, Animated guys and the guy who is either dead or lying drunk on Ibiza beach.

  • Buk Pravon

    Btw. I finally saw “A Song of the Sea” last sunday. 🙂

    It was good, but I got the feeling, it is heavily inspired by “Spirited Away”… not that that’s a bad thing, though.

    It’s really beautiful. Predictable, but beautiful. 😀

  • tOmy`

    I like how your emoticons bring at least some sunshine to this cynical cave of despair.

  • TapewormBike

    😉

  • Buk Pravon

    It’s a bad habit. :/

  • Bubs

    Well I can’t argue with that. At least the game was finished.

    But the game offered me no agency. It’s the only Tomb Raider I’ve never finished. And that’s saying something considering some of the other entries in the series.

  • Red Skeleton

    *addicting

  • Palpatine

    More than a few. Oh, I’m going to Hell for that.

  • Palpatine

    It’s addictive in the same way meth is addictive.

  • Palpatine

    But it seems so boring.

  • Domo

    *The same way the RLM comments are addictive.

    There. Much better!

  • Red Skeleton

    I used to feel this way. I used to very strongly feel this way, but I don’t any more. I mean, I still HATE getting to know people but I accept that the vast majority of the people don’t distill social interaction down to its base components so they don’t really think about it like that. And I kind of think you miss out on a lot in life when you just can’t stand talking to people. Which is why I want to talk to people who seem to enjoy it for its own sake.

  • Red Skeleton

    You do? Good….. Maybe it’s not a skill you can’t teach, but why do you think you enjoy it so much? To enjoy meeting brand new people for it’s own sake…?

  • Bubs

    Well, if exploring dangerous caves with friends, building roller coasters, burning a forest to the ground, smithing your own armor and weapons, building automated factories and mining equipment, building a space station, performing rituals to summon demons, exploring a fortress in Hell, and fighting poison-shooting dragons from the end of time doesn’t sound fun to you. Then yeah. It’s pretty fuckin boring.

  • Palpatine

    Okay, I take back what I said then.

  • TapewormBike

    I guess that’s why I went into psychology. Let’s disregard the reasons I went out of it, too.

    No, but, I do find myself feeling awkward and I think I would go on a killing spree in the public transport system if I didn’t have earbuds in – yet, when I actually can interact, I find it sorta hard to be an asshole to anybody. I like the feeling of making someone’s day a bit brighter, even if I feel down. When you get to it, most people are just fine.

    Other thing is being an egoist who likes the sound of his voice. That helps me too.

  • TapewormBike

    Domo, stay, say more. Come on, that sweet fix. You hear it calling, don’t you…..

  • Bubs

    http://www.gamespot.com/articles/assassins-creed-movie-begins-production-first-on-s/1100-6431400/

    I’m only sad that Uwe Boll missed the opportunity. I’m sure the other guy directing it will do an equally terrible awful job, though.

  • TapewormBike

    Ah. So the stupid Sci-Fi stuff is in.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Bubs is quite the talker.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    We can, yes.

  • Red Skeleton

    It’s very difficult to explain to people who are naturally sociable what it’s like to not be sociable. They don’t understand that it’s more than NOT talking to people. That part of you that enjoys, gets off on, whatever, the part that enjoys talking to and meeting new people… it;s just not there with us.

    Or maybe I’m wrong. Maybe we’re just socially undeveloped shut in hermits.

  • Bubs

    My problem is that I find most (and I really do mean MOST) people don’t think for themselves. They don’t have actual thoughts. They hear things, arrive at the conclusion that that viewpoint is close enough to something they can agree with, and then regurgitate it out into the world without putting any further thought into it. I can get this same interaction reading an article on the internet. When you can talk to 30 different people about a single topic, and find that you have just had the same conversation 25 times, the whole idea loses its appeal.

    Maybe it’s an American thing, but the average IQ in America is startlingly low. This directly impacts the quality of the average conversation.

  • Monique Monique

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  • Bubs

    That’s pretty rude.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I think people who are too social are mentally and emotionally ill (not quite sociopathic). There is a weird fear in their eyes and the co-dependency issue is extreme. I trust people who can be by themselves and prefer to be with their families if they have them.
    Being too social can make a person weak and unhealthy and also susceptible to co-dependency.
    I’s true no man is an island, but there is enlightenment in solitude..

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    There goes your micro-aggressions again

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Fuck the comment below 🙂

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Well most “social” people are in college and young so, what you said is true, it’s not Americas IQ it’s the immaturity…

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    It’ sounds unbearable

  • Like Icare

    Press [X] to initiate a cry for help.
    Then move the cursor left-right over your wrists while holding [X].

  • Like Icare

    Quite.
    And there are so many logic-holes it starts to be painful to watch if you’re a kind to pay attention and think about what you’re watching while you’re watching it.

    On a tangent…
    Rewatched Terminator Genisys yesterday and today (half last night, half today).
    It’s kinda easier to watch the second time and almost makes more sense… apart from the third act and the conclusion which is still silly action and clashing of tones and themes and… pointless.

    It’s kinda easier to watch than Terminator 3 – where ending is the only thing that really works in that movie.

  • Like Icare

    Mmm… it’s more like “It’s awsum because it’s that thing that everyone knows and loves cause it’s awsum.”

    To the point that despite everyone knowing that crop circles are fake – they apparently didn’t get memo and still think that crop circles somehow correlate with alien spaceships instead of with pranksters armed with planks, rope and “specialized equipment”.

    http://ufologie.patrickgross.org/pics/bowercap01.jpg

  • dollar store cashier wife

    ehh tomy and I already had this convo and I think it’s nothing more then rose colored nostalgia glasses. As much as one might hate TR 2013 it’s not worse then Angel of Darkness. Or the overrated originals where Lara controlls with the same fidelity as a tank in a realistic military warfare simulation game.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You better thank Scientist Man.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    This one?

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Thanks for fucking that up for me…

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No no no no, thank you.

  • Bubs
  • Wizard Phoenix

    I forgot about Kick Ass. It wasn’t fun in the middle.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’m not trying it’s just that you’re writing very lengthy comments.

  • Bubs

    Yeah my Minecraft comment was like a fucking book.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The part when you talk about comparing it to Hamlet went a bit too far.

  • Jeff Parsons

    The show started off with a big plot device (stolen from Fight Club). They then dropped the plot device because they needed to pad out a full season, so it became all padding, laughably juvenile faux-nihilistic internal monologue, and trendy gay sex for ratings and awards.

    I didn’t miss anything, I just have higher standards and better taste than you.

  • RLMkeepitup

    with a small group of friends is best. the large servers are cool just to look around. westeroscraft is insane if you ever join that one.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    That’s interesting. My friends kid who is autistic LOVES Minecraft. My friend and I are always trying to get him to play other games.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Even the most mundane conversation will eventually lead to some interesting comment or exchange if you’re open to it. Trying to see peoples viewpoint can lead to better understanding of your own. I think most people give what they get, in other words we’re conditioned to say or do certain trivial conversation points at first. We’re also trained to have an agenda.. money, things etc. Think of the questions you’d want to be asked and the visual feedback you’d appreciate. If it’s not reciprocated in time, consider finding someone more mature and in healthier spirits. Beware of people with agendas (self interest) but also cognizant of your own. If you ever spend extended time in the woods with no internet or phone, you’ll realize the value in being able to share yourself.

  • I didn’t get the appeal at first. I haven’t played Minecraft itself but I played some Terraria which is basically the same premise only in 2D. It’s quite addictive.

  • I kind of wish it looked better, though. I’m not exactly a fan of Minecraft’s aesthetic.

  • both?

  • Uncle Dan

    I played Starbound, which is basically Terraria in space. That really was quite addictive.

  • That’s Palpy’s line.

  • Red Skeleton

    It sure is. What’s up with all the hate, people 🙁

  • Palpatine

    You know, I like A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge. It’s a good sequel despite the hammy acting and gay overtones.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Horrible, but I understand. I saw it in the theater and hated it.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Speaking of “hate” I hate Scott Pilgrim, and this article reinforces that hate…
    http://www.craveonline.com/culture/587315-trolling-8-scott-pilgrim-vs-the-world-sucks?_escaped_fragment_

  • Palpatine

    Dream Warriors is the best sequel, wouldn’t you agree? Plus, it had an awesome song by Dokken.

  • Red Skeleton

    At once

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Yes! Dream warriors was awesome. That is the Nightmare sequel my friends and I were hoping NES2 would be

  • Palpatine

    Yeah, it’s pretty much the same film as the original but with a boy. But I still enjoy it, mostly for its camp factor.

  • Bubs

    Yeah, it looks like shit. I use 3rd party texture packs which makes it much more bearable.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Well, the reason my friends and I (we were in high school) liked it so much is that some of us were in a psych ward (the 80’s) and we did everything together, so the story of a bunch of teen “fuck ups” battling Freddy in dreamland was the ultimate in movies at that point

  • jay (Fragnon) stein
  • Bubs

    I had fun with it. It’s like watching a cartoon. Nothing deep or exceptionally clever about it. Some nice little video game in-jokes/references and it was visually interesting. It ain’t Pulp Fiction.

  • Palpatine

    I was talking about the second one, but yeah, I enjoy the third one for the same reasons as you.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    My problem with it is Edgar Wright made it for the most part and it just doesn’t seem like the same person directed it. I love everything else he’s done.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Well about NES2. It was the same movie in most ways, but I couldn’t relate to the character, who was in college right? So I was a teen and I felt like I was kind of removed from the story.
    Maybe I should watch it again?

  • Palpatine

    The main character, Jesse, was in high school. And its it’s implied he’s gay, so maybe that’s why you can’t relate to him.

  • RLMkeepitup

    weren’t all the sequels pretty campy? same for friday 13th it seemed. the hellraiser movies just got bad after 2, don’t think there’s any joy to rewatching those.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Dumb question of the day: would you rather see Paranormal Activity The Ghost Dimension, yes that’s it’s name, or Crimson Peak?

  • RLMkeepitup

    was it directly implied? I recall a weird locker room scene with Quatto but he killed him? and then him having trouble getting excited with the lady friend but he had a lot going on.

  • Palpatine

    Well I love the Friday the 13th series, but all the Hellraiser movies after the second one suck.

  • Palpatine

    I heard good things about Crimson Peak.

  • RLMkeepitup

    del Toro is directing the latter so probly that one.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Crimson Peak for sure

  • Palpatine

    I know that the actor who plays him is openly gay.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Kiiiiiillllllll mmmmmeeeee

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4667094/

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    You’re possibly correct, I may have noticed it subconsciously, but I wasn’t bothered by homosexuality then or now.
    Was the character a jock type? If he was then that would have been the rift between me and the story

  • RLMkeepitup

    i just laughed out loud

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    wow

  • Wizard Phoenix

    How should I end myself, jay stein?

  • Palpatine

    Oh good, another spoof movie from Marlon Wayans.

  • Amontillado

    Wait, wait a minute, till we just go back in time about 6 to 10 years? Isn’t this a dead deal? Why god, why for fucks sake why?

  • Red Skeleton

    If it takes the piss out of 50 shades, I’m OK with it.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Well the tagline is: The man of your dreams is back…so yep

  • RLMkeepitup

    set your calendar for January

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    The preferred method is bleach

  • Amontillado

    Thank you all for the feedback, for a second I was worried and would have to throw myself at the mercy of the Commentariot to save my soul.

  • Red Skeleton

    And…. here’s the release schedule for Godzilla for the next 5 years.

    http://www.legendary.com/legendary-and-warner-bros-pictures-announce-cinematic-franchise-uniting-godzilla-king-kong-and-other-iconic-giant-monsters/

    TL:DR

    Kong: Skull Island in 2017
    Godzilla 2: 2018
    Godzilla VS Kong: 2020.

    Um! Well, I have to admit I wasn’t expecting KONG to make a reappearance. I guess I should be happy ,as Kong V Godzilla was kind of the iconic Godzilla fight despite the fact he NEVER gets mentioned again in the Godzilla universe.

  • Amontillado

    For being awesome possums, here’s red pandas playing in snow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSehQsYU9h4

  • Red Skeleton

    No, seriously, why is everybody bitching about this??!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Marlon Wayans

  • Amontillado

    I don’t know if serious, or a troll. Hmmmmm…

  • Amontillado

    Bubbles, did you check your cats: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHQh-xtWcAw

  • Palpatine

    No, Kong was never mentioned again. And I’ve seen all the Godzilla films. The original, unaltered, Japanese versions mind you.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You’re looking forward to a Marlon Wayans film. Therefore this movie will suck.

  • Amontillado

    Observation confirmed, Bubs is a talker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wo-jFkC9lE

  • Amontillado

    Can you read my son?

  • Amontillado
  • Amontillado

    Is Crimson Peak a euphemism for Aunt Flow or something?

  • Amontillado

    Cause if it is, then no, hell no, what’s wrong with you?

  • Amontillado

    Damn Palpy, throwing down that Geek cred like it ain’t no thang!
    +1 shots fired

  • Amontillado

    Evil, evil man

  • Palpatine

    How did I get rid of my geek credibility?

  • Red Skeleton

    … can make fun of 50 Shades until his hair grows back for all I care. …. Marlon is the bald one, right?

  • Red Skeleton

    Did I say I was looking forward to it? NOOOOO, I’m just not bitching about it existing.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No, that’s the other one

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Which means you’re looking forward to it.

  • Red Skeleton

    So have I, you Sith bitch! Ok, not all of them, but my brother sure as hell has.

  • Red Skeleton

    Why don’t you make like a Phoenix and go overdose on something?

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    There was a scene where the main character ends up in an S&M leather bar. His Coach is there, then taking him back to the school where in the gym showers, Freddy kills him, so on second thought I don’t think there was much homoeroticism in the movie at all…

  • Palpatine

    Foreign films are much better when they’re subtitled.

  • Amontillado

    As in throwing down the gauntlet. Curb stomping those that would dare question your geekness.

  • Red Skeleton

    I concur completely, Sheev-san.

  • Red Skeleton

    The black one?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The immature black non bald one

  • bassbait

    I’m never serious. But seriously, ET’s not that bad. If you own an Atari and a good 20 or 30 games, you might start to notice how decent it is by comparison to the *average* Atari game. People just like to hate everything. I’m more just apathetic to everything.

  • Jeff Parsons

    He does have weird taste. But Backcountry is just garbage, and didn’t Mike recommend that one?

    In any case I don’t think it’s a matter of whether or not the movie makes you uncomfortable. It’s just stupid. It’s supposedly based on a true story (again I think that’s why Mike liked it), but for an indicator of how much it sucks just compare the movie to the true story.

    In the true story, a loving couple went out in the woods. The wife was attacked by a bear. The husband put his own life at risk and attacked the bear with a pocket knife. After he scared the bear away he carried his dying wife until he found a canoe, then rowed her to safety and found help. He was given an award.

    In the movie, dipshit loser boyfriend suckers his poor girlfriend into an ill-advised trip to the country. He implausibly refuses to take a map with them, leaves her cell phone behind, and acts like a jerk the entire time. He is evaluated as a ‘loser’ by both his girlfriend and some random red-herring Irish guy. Then he’s killed in a non-heroic scenario, and his wife just cries a lot and runs away.

    What kind of an idiot makes that second story into a movie?

  • RLMkeepitup

    has there been a movie trailer that was edited together so bad that you actually couldn’t tell wtf was going on? Movies in Ghana look so different: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFqYiKDwt0I

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    It’s creative…

  • Wizard Phoenix

    …………………………………………………………………………………..wut

  • Jeff Parsons

    True. We don’t have to be here talking either. Something to do, right?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    But how many parts?

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I have no other words…

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You just said you had no other words. STOP LYING, DAMN IT!

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Everything I say is a lie…

  • tOmy`

    Sorry, mate, I am not gonna change my feeling towards something that for me changed the way TV shows work.

    Especially if you keep saying that it somewhat “revolves” around gay sex that is, quite honestly, about 1 minute scene within 10 hours of plot…

    I am… I am still not convinced that you seen the whole show and therefore I will still repeat: You are not getting it…

    None of your remarks and complaints make sense in the “grand” scheme of the show… It makes me kinda sad that people judge this show so far, but then again, you keep bringing that one (and only) scene with gay sex as a problem and that makes me say (in that regards): Fuck off.

  • Like Icare

    Gotta squeeze them last drops outta them old franchises before they run off into public domain forever.

    I’m surprised The Shadow or Popeye (still held under copyright in the US, until 2025, despite being public domain in the rest of the world) or Doc Savage aren’t pushed (or pushed harder) to be made into copyrightable interpretations of those characters.

    Saturation in the market I suppose. There is simply a limited number of hours in a year to spend indulging in “cultural products”.

  • Like Icare

    Having a barbeque in one’s car with windows up and then dousing the charcoal with water is a painless and popular way to go.

    Carbon monoxide is no dioxis gas.
    Humans can’t smell it or taste it and it is not irritating. They just pass out… and then they die.
    The best part is that you don’t have to leave notes for the cops like with Hydrogen Sulfide.
    http://www.hendonpub.com/law_and_order/articles/2014/07/chemical_detergent_suicide

  • Like Icare

    Or. Or is always an option. Catch 22 taught me that.

    Also, you gotta do your preparations if you plan to row all the way to Sweden.

  • Palpatine

    Godzilla is Japanese, they’ll never let him go into the public domain.

  • The Summer of George

    Shut up and talk about Boyhood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Palpatine

    I’ll take that over a new Star Wars movie any day.

    #I’mBeingSarcastic

  • Like Icare

    Japanese copyright terms are actually shorter than US-ian.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copyright_law_of_Japan#Length_of_protection

    Which might change with TPP.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I kind of enjoyed Double Down more than the Room, and its tearing me apart.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Too soon.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Ok fly to Australia and come to my house. If you make it here I will finish you off… Humanely.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    No.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I have OCD and ADHD and a lizard on my head… so i loved it.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    TL;DR

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Why is that a confession? A confession would be that you like Scary Movie 5.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    That ending was actually great, if the rest of the movie had been more interesting it would have been the perfect ending. Then that would lead to the new trilogy Salvation about the post apocalypse.
    The plan failed because T3 was a bad move and they didn’t Hire George Miller for Salvation but still tried to make a Mad Max movie, so it was shit too.
    (Though +1 to Salvation for using A-10 Warthogs. Flying fucking Tanks.)

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    No. I hate people. I feel uncomfortable around people I have know for 30 years.
    Basically if you’re not trying to fuck me don’t touch me!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I will go out of my way to help people. If I think they deserve it.
    On the other hand I delight in tormenting people that I think deserve it.
    But mostly I side with being nice.
    Last week there was an old lady in her 80’s at the ATM She seemed very confused and couldn’t work the menu and the machine kept spitting her card out.
    Now at this point Evil Andy is thinking “FUCK OFF OLD LADY! I WILL SMASH YOUR OLD BONES AND STEAL YOUR SOUL.”
    Then she turned around and said in a “Excuse me I usually go inside, I have never used ziz machine.”
    So I politely showed her how to use the ATM and Told her not to let people see her PIN and turned around while she entered it.
    My motto is “No point in being a dick to someone who isn’t being a dick. “

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I can be sympathetic who think that the hijacking was Planned Allowed by the CIANSA to boost funding, They are just stupid. but the controlled demolition crowd are fucking giant nut jobs that the world is better off with out. I rate ‘I Got Probed By Aliens In The BUTT!’ crowd higher than them.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Read A Book Hippy!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    And that was when the killing spree started your honor.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I will go out of my way to help people. If I think they deserve it.
    On the other hand I delight in tormenting people that I think deserve it.
    But mostly I side with being nice.
    Last week there was an old lady in her 80’s at the ATM She seemed very confused and couldn’t work the menu and the machine kept spitting her card out.
    Now at this point Evil Andy is thinking “FUCK OFF OLD LADY! I WILL SMASH YOUR OLD BONES AND STEAL YOUR SOUL.”
    Then she turned around and said in a “Excuse me I usually go inside, I have never used ziz machine.”
    So I politely showed her how to use the ATM and Told her not to let people see her PIN and turned around while she entered it.
    My motto is “No point in being a dick to someone who isn’t being a dick. “

  • Niccageshair

    Not as much as the Walmart heirs who lost 9 billion today when their shares took a shit.

  • #GETYOURFACTSSTRAIGHT

  • DanteSuckfest202

    No, it’s exactly that. It’s a better version of a worse “Face/Off”. What I mean is that it’s a much worse film, but a way better bad movie. There’s actually even more face-offing in “MI:2” than in “Face/Off”.

    The beginning is like a bad joke, and then the spy stuff is sort of lame, but if you can get through the middle 40 or so minutes the entire last hour straight is pure John Woo. Not to give too much of it away, but there are pigeons in underground catacombs that fly through explosions.

  • instant relief

    Which facts?

  • CHECK YOUR FACTS

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I did they were all where i left them. is this a prank call?

  • CHECK YOUR FACTS

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I’ll check mine if you check yours, sexy.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    #FactShaming.

  • CHECK YOU FACTS

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Me FACTS GOOD! You Jane?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
    One of them showed up. and i think its a retard.

  • Damn typos, I fucked it up. I planned on keeping that going for 3 days.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Try it as characters.
    John Wayne: “CHECK YER FACTS. PILGREM.”
    Bruce Wayne: “I’m Factman”
    Bruce Willis: “Yippikiay mother facter.”

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I just posted a solution to your problem.
    P.S I was planing on making up stupid replys for at least the next few hours.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Soooo, Jurassic World is on DVD for USD$10. that is all.

  • Michael Collins

    Back on topic..

    First Blood or Rambo 4?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Chuck Norris in MIA.

  • bassbait

    It’s a John Woo movies. Saying that is like saying Star Wars has “stars”. I’ve caught a small portion of MI:2 on TV and saw Tom Cruise with long hair and was like “nah”. Face/off is Cage at his Cage-iest, and Travolta at his Travolta-iest, and then they swap making it even better.

    I may check out MI:2 though. It’s really hard for me to get past Tom Cruise with long hair.

  • Michael Collins

    “Can’t I have em both?”
    “I’d buy that for a dollar”

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Kiefer Sutherland: “They’re maggots Michael.”

  • Almost a year ago when I quit my old job , I was very depressed in that situation than I get introduced to following job opportunity online which saved me … I feel blessed for that …. They offer online home based work. Last paycheck after being on this job for them for three months was 7,000 dollars ….

    Ø Cool fact about the job is that the only requirement for being able to start is basic keyboard operating and internet facility ….

    Ø To know more about it copy the site from name or open my acc0unt …

    qq

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I tried to kill you as well. are you vampire?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Wow… even given my insane history… the spam never tried the “are you depressed?” thing on me. Are you OK?

  • Earth

    I thought they already made that one. Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones?

  • tOmy`

    50 shades already took the piss out of 50 shades.

  • tOmy`

    That sounds complicated. Is there a tutorial for it?

    Or maybe a let’s play video?

  • tOmy`

    Did you know it took 12 pigs to earn enough money for Sasquatch?

  • tOmy`

    At least he ain’t no GODDAMN MARVEL ZOMBIEEEEEEEEEEE!

  • tOmy`

    Phantom Menace.

    You couldn’t tell how bad it’s gonna be.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    If they’re gonna be anything like the 2014 Godzilla movie then fuck every single one of them.

  • tOmy`

    Just in case you were wondering how Czech Republic talks about the current TV shows.

    There is an article today about golden era of TV shows and the bozos from the office chose 3 examples:

    1) Game of Thrones
    2) Sherlock Holmes
    3) The Big Bang Theory

    I shit you not.

  • tOmy`

    Dude, but the Skull Island is gonna look fucking awesome. 2017 computers will be much betterer than those in 2014.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    yada yada It’s so dense yada yada

  • Red Skeleton

    When you say office do you mean…

  • tOmy`

    I forgot the English term and I am too hungover to check.

    Newsroom? News office? Journal office?

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Red Skeleton

    Your work, yes. I thoguht you meant The Office the tv show. I was kind of missing the pint of your post.

  • tOmy`

    Is this a blooper reel?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    it might as well be. I mean the quality of the writting is the same afterall.

  • tOmy`

    The odd thing is that when you watch it high (which I did, for like 4 seasons), you laugh at the jokes but at the same time you notice how unreal, constructed, soulless and flowless the scenes are. It’s like a formula or something.

    Hehe, get it, formula? Because science.

    When you compare it to Friends (yes, I am gonna go that far), it’s just a spectacular failure.

  • fred
  • dollar store cashier wife

    I’ve never seen Friends actually. My go to sitcom was Married With Children. Either that or cartoons when it came to my tv comedy selection.

  • Palpatine

    Excellent. Is a box of tissues included with the DVD? I’ll just show myself out the door.

  • WhatPlanetAmIOn

    I’ll go first.

  • TapewormBike

    The Big Bang theory used to be huge among all psychologists I knew. Had to get out.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Bubs

    On the one hand, it’s hard to blame TellTale Games. Making the bullshit they’re pumping out lately is much easier and more profitable than making actual video games.

    On the other hand, Fuck TellTale Games right in their greedy moneyholes. It’s a sad day in the games industry when games like that are more popular than things people actually put effort into and are fun to play.

  • Palpatine

    I don’t get it.

  • TapewormBike

    Just saw it in Tesco today, next to some buns.

    Chris Pratt has an ass, so…

  • Ogrot

    Oh good, another spoof movie bowel movement from Marlon Wayans.

  • Bubs

    https://youtu.be/k3IlHBBGCIw

    Fallout 4 is a great game.

    But man, the AI on that Super Mutant was terrible!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    They’ve scored big with The Walking Dead Season 1 and been coasting on it ever since. They no longer even bother pretending your choices mean anything.

  • Palpatine

    Rich and Jack are going to hate it, I’m calling it right now.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Fuck Rich and Jack..with love. This will be a good game I have a feeling. Loos very promising. Chances are they will like it though, I mean there’s something for everyone in a Fallout game.

  • Joe Matthews

    Yeah, Dan Green! And I’ve never seen either, so I think you’re okay.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Funny you should post that I’m loading Fallout 3 on my PC right this very moment in time…

  • Bubs

    Make sure to get the mod that updates the character faces/animations. They just don’t hold up.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Ok. I have all of the DLC for it. Where do I get the mod?

  • Bubs

    http://www.nexusmods.com/fallout3/mods/top/?

    But if you’ve never done mods before… good luck lol

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I have done mods. I’m into game development amongst my skills as a digital artist

  • bassbait

    Little Panda Fighter is a fun movie if you go in blind. It’s got a “so-bad-it’s-good” charm that is unique to CG animated films. It’s not the same kind of bad-good as The Room or Plan 9. It’s like a new kind of bad but still hilarious as a result.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Holy shit that’s a LOT of mods what are the specific ones you use?

  • Niccageshair
  • bassbait

    Friends is really awful. You’re not missing out. Tbh the only laughtrack sitcom I can stomach is Seinfeld. All the good sitcoms (not including animated) came from the early 00’s when they ditched laughtracks. Arrested Development, Malcolm in the Middle, The Office, Curb your Enthusiasm, etc. The 90’s was a great decade for cartoons though.

  • Bubs

    On that list, #4, #8, #9, #13. Basically anything which makes the game look better (as it’s showing its age nowadays). Also #7 is good if you’re looking for a new type of Fallout 3 experience.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Well seeing as were on the subject of games right now, these are my current choices for games on the 360:
    Metro 2033
    Red Dead Redemption
    Transformers War for Cybertron
    Transformers Fall of Cybertron
    Brutal Legend
    Gears of War: Judgement
    Ghostbusters
    Stick of truth
    Force Unleashed I
    Force Unleashed II

    I can get one of these games today. Opinions, suggestions, abuse…?

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Ok! I’ll skip #7 for now..Thanks.
    Oh I just been watching Trailer Park Boys and it’s awesome…funny shit man.