Half in the Bag: 2014 Movie Catch-up part 2

September 26, 20141,064 Comments

This time, it’s personal.


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  • andrew thompson

    HAHAHAHA! first suck it!

  • andrew thompson

    now i just have to watch it…..

  • Robby

    Still waiting for those answers to the Twilight questions…

  • Sully

    First to suck it?

  • andrew thompson

    you asking or offering?

  • Michael Collins

    I’ll watch it now that I’ve commented on it..

  • Michael Collins

    It’s not ready to watch yet. hahahahaha

  • That Mike laugh at 4:38 fucking killed me XD

  • Sully

    Just wondering. You seem very enthusiastic. Don’t get me wrong. It’s a wonderful quality for a fellatrix to have, but I’m not sure this is the forum to announce it.

  • andrew thompson

    can i say in australia just owning a police uniform that accurate is a crime that can get you 5 years…. you do any of that stuff… your fucked!

  • andrew thompson

    just wanted to be a dick…. i thought this was the forum for that?….

  • andrew thompson

    wait that sounded rude! i ment i’m a dick not you!

  • Fartastic

    He mistook you for a dog.

  • Oh hey, there they are…

  • andrew thompson

    no!… i fuck dogs!

  • RLMkeepitup

    Half in the BAAaaggg

  • Gene Parmesan

    How crass.

  • andrew thompson

    willow creek… meh go watch wolf creek again…

  • Stupid Wizard

    I CLAIM MORE OF THESE COMMENTS IN THE NAME OF RICH EVANS

  • Palpatine

    Wow, two HitBs in one week, must be a new record!

  • Fartastic

    Sounds like an old man’s laugh though…Makes me melancholic.

  • andrew thompson

    to late i claimed it in the name of sucking it!

  • Yeah that’s great, now where’s the next Plinkett review?

  • andrew thompson

    i was being nice…. i didnt include the link… http://youtu.be/6-JfIduytVs

  • andrew thompson

    i sold it for crack and cheap rum!

  • andrew thompson

    empire reference!

  • Palpatine

    Lord Plinkett is working on it. I think? Or he’s in his basement watching his Olsen twins tapes.

  • andrew thompson

    again!!!!??? there are only so many tissues in the world!

  • Palpatine

    And small TVs!

  • andrew thompson

    remember glass? we are old my master.

  • Yeah, but anytime anything resembling a laugh comes out of Mike it is always shocking and memorable, since, you know, he has the perpetual look of someone who is waiting in line at the DMV

  • Mohamad Taufiq Morshidi

    JODOROWSKY’S DUNE IS FUCKING AMAZING.

    I really someone just take his script and make a Netflix series out of it.

  • Gene Parmesan

    To be fair it was one episode split into two… just saying (add a wink here).

  • IsolateMutate

    No mention of Under the Skin? I know for a fact Jay watched that one and enjoyed it. I know it’s 2014 movie catch up but a lot of the movies they mentioned were from 2013.

  • Palpatine

    Tru dat!

  • Conquerbeard

    My favorite Stoklasa laughs: When Jay says “Benedict Cabbagepatch” during the Into Darkness review and when Jim talks about osteoperosis sufferers who don’t own kitchen counters. Just beautiful.

  • andrew thompson

    so mike has been back to earths hell! Toronto!!!!

  • andrew thompson

    😉

  • andrew thompson

    shit your lazy why am i emtoing for you!!????

  • Sully

    Well, I am a member of the canidae family.

  • Gene Parmesan

    Has anyone else been having problems with the blip player, specifically the line where you choose the time you want it to go to.

  • andrew thompson

    i got care boared…. my fault. i deserve it….

  • Oh shit looks like I’m gonna hunt me down some Cannon movies…I fucking love TCM2…both ironically and non-ironically…not many movies can say that…’sept maybe Laser Mission…which Mike and Jay should review…

  • And of course…the Stalone Judge Dredd…

  • andrew thompson

    every time i use it…. its a shit filled bucket of crap iPhone6 waste of peoples time… i hope RLM is getting money off them!

  • quick gif guys get me a gif of the leathermen monsters clapping…

  • wermin

    Jay and his movies.

  • Michael Collins

    OMGAAAAAAWWWWWWDD!

  • andrew thompson

    guten nacht meine kinder

  • andrew thompson

    “the guns of Navarone.” was about cannons….

  • So jodorowsky wanted to make Dune like an LSD hallucination.

    Isn’t that what El Topo is? or The Holy Mountain? or just basically every film he’s ever made?

  • Fartastic

    Can anyone help me milk my leopard? It’s time for a shower…

  • Gene Parmesan

    Rich’s costume confirmed for Space Cop™?

  • Gene Parmesan

    They always say that drug addicts are just trying to recapture that first high, not that I would know.

  • andrew thompson

    and the australian film The Lighthorsemen… yeah its about horses… but they at charge cannons!
    http://youtu.be/p7dm_nbjNjE

  • fred

    You hacks just had release this RIGHT BEFORE I HAVE WORK.

  • andrew thompson

    you think its funny watching “germans” with english or american accents… wait till you hear them as australians!

  • Fartastic

    OH MY GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?!

  • fred

    I haven’t had any fucking good bread for THREE FUCKING DAYS that’s whats wrong you maggot!!!

  • Gene Parmesan

    Man am I tired of that Jason Bateman, Kristen Wigg delivery. You know where I’m insulting you… but taking my time with it… cause maybe I’ll come up with a tag… or make little noises under my breathe… because doesn’t this feel like what funny is?.. stumbling around looking for the punchline.

  • Paulus Cañamonjas

    Jodorowsky is a fucking genius, he even invented a thing called Psychomagic, like a therapeutic method for traumatized people. Pretty amazing.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BpUFpncXFM

  • Fartastic

    Best Michael J. Fox impression ever.

  • Sully

    Quick! Hose him down!!!

    http://i.imgur.com/ViroIVV.gif

  • andrew thompson

    oxygen’s for losers!

  • So Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor. He says to the guy behind the counter “Give me an ice cream.” The guy asks “What flavor?” and Michael J. Fox says “It doesn’t matter, I’m just going to drop it on the fucking floor.”

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Aww ( ._.)

  • Palpatine

    Where did they get that suit anyway?

  • Alex Three

    pretty sure the cop thing was an episode of always sunny

  • Gene Parmesan

    I could never take this guy seriously because he just says bullshit. “…ultimately we’re as infinite as the universe…”, uh, what? You mean not at all, because the universe is finite. It’s the same babble you’ll find on The Dance of Birth.

  • Bad Words: “He befriends a small, Indian boy. And then it goes down.”

    That doesn’t sound good.

  • Josh Noble

    Why do I get the feeling these guys collect our tears of hatred and loneliness and drink them to gain power?

  • You know you guys are making my life really difficult by disallowing my special brand of Adam Sandler refrence internet jokes…

  • Fartastic

    After Rich burned himself trying to make french fries, his grandmother put him in it.

  • Conquerbeard

    I really thought there was going to be a milkshake bit in there.

  • Gene Parmesan

    They bought it for their next movie, “Lets be CDC”.

  • Stupid Wizard

    It maybe amazing but it’s not as good as fucking Boyhood!

  • andrew thompson

    the funny part is you posted this after the dog fucking stuff….

  • andrew thompson

    is the answer twilight is shit?… cause we all could have told you that…

  • Josh Noble

    Timothy Treadwell already made his real life version of Willow Creek.

  • andrew thompson

    i saw it.. or did you want to gif on us? not youtube all over yourself?

  • My movie-comedy thought bubble would have contained:

    Monty Python and the Holy Grail
    Dr. Strangelove
    The Exorcist

  • Did I ask the gif guys to make a gif of the pig leathermen clapping from trailer clips of the cannon movie or what?

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    Part 2! You mean it happened again??

  • seems alot of my stuff is getting flagged as spam for some reason so maybe thats the why.

  • andrew thompson

    works for me….

  • andrew thompson

    no they just couldnt finish the first time….

  • Gene Parmesan

    Jodo goes to Juno to do Judo. The more jyou know.

  • Josh Noble

    The dog finished, though.

  • ‘m good

  • andrew thompson

    dogs are easy… red rocket!

  • Is Abel Ferrara’s Bad Lieutenant the progenitor of the “Bad” genre?

    Have the boys ever talked about Ferrara?

  • Ugh

    I dressed up in an authentic cop uniform and went to a large private party one Halloween. I could go into detail about my night and stuffs, cause for me it was epic. But I won’t. I will say that people don’t like to party with cops though. Not one bit.

  • I think “Cheerleaders Gone Bad” should be included as part of the discussion…

  • Sully

    I’m an opportunist. Most dogs would rather scavenge you know.

  • Benzo

    I can’t wait for Electric Boogaloo 2: El- oh…

  • andrew thompson

    foxes are killers, hunters… thats why my government pays $10 a scalp….

  • Gene Parmesan

    I get the pattern:

    Midnight Run
    Murder by Death
    The Accused

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Let’s Be Cops was a good premise … but very poorly executed. Fucking bore fest. One of the few times where I wanted to just walk out of a theatre and this is even though I got in for free I just sat there looking at my watch. It’s about an hour and 40 minutes but felt like 3 hours.

    Most of the jokes fell flat, too. Ugh.

  • Fartastic

    Because they quote the comments in some of their shows?

  • Gene Parmesan

    So that’s where Mr.Plinkett got the idea to milk his cat.

  • Paulus Cañamonjas

    You took it too literally, this guy is more a poet than a scientist. Btw the interesting thing begins at part 3

  • Mike Stoklasa Larfing Supercut?

  • Gene Parmesan

    That’s my point, why would you ever trust him to help ill people, when it’s obvious that he’s just a creative guy who like making up weird shit.

  • Uncle Dan

    Called it.

    Not like it wasn’t obvious, but still.

  • SkunkyFunky

    Watch ‘The Raid2’!

  • Booger

    We’re getting some real fan pandering. BotW, Star Wars, Star Trek, and Rich Evans all in one episode.

  • Paulus Cañamonjas

    That’s a good point. But I don’t trust regular psychologists either. I still reccomend you this videos haha, not trying to troll. It’s just so fucking weird. And inspiring. Btw I’m not a new age weird guy.

  • john smith

    did anyone else picture mike looking at the camera after mentioning TESB and off-handedly saying “mr. plinkett’s next audio commentary” and get semi-hard?

  • The first movie I walked out of theater on was Jaws 4. I finally woke up and asked why was Hollywood feeding me that slop. But I showed them: they may have gotten my money, but I didn’t watch their stupid movie.

  • Sully

    Well, if you want to bring science into it. Lay a dead chicken in your yard, as well as a live one, and see which one the fox goes after first. Opportunist.

  • Vulpes vulpes!

  • Sully

    Well, look at you.

  • fskn

    The OH MY GAAAAAAWD made this. Also, I’m surprised by the shout out to ESB. Didn’t expect that at all.
    Also, also, and this is… “total nitpicking bullshit”… BUT! Jay, you should’ve paused the main clip when you put the “C’MAHN” bit in.

  • Palpatine

    Rich Evans will wear that suit when he goes to Africa and uses his greatness to cure Ebola.

  • fskn

    This will come in handy someday. Thanks.

  • It’s what I do. But now, I must go – I am needed elsewhere.

    Up, up, and away!

  • Paulus Cañamonjas

    Never talked about Ferrara. Never talked about Harvey Keitel, which is really weird. Ah, it’s a big world.

  • Sébastien St-Pierre Robert

    Why didn’t you walk out?

  • bretweir

    Honestly, has there been a good comedy that’s come out in the last 10 years?

  • playdude92 .

    Cornetto.Trilogy.

  • lucusfarts

    I must now see troys tits, this is the only thing I got out of this video because all else is now unimportant, troys tits overule all else.

  • Gene Parmesan

    I’m still excited for Jaws 19 coming out next year.

  • Didn’t really laugh much at World’s End… it made me feel guilty about my alcoholism

  • Gene Parmesan

    If Jay ever mentions Abel Ferrara, it would be followed by Mike giving that confused face we all love and saying, “The Top gear guy?”

  • playdude92 .

    The Hobbit Part 3: Peter´s Masturiffic Sploogefest.

  • I don’t know if it would be longer than, like, a minute, but yeah, that should happen 😀

  • Gene Parmesan

    I enjoyed that Horrible Bosses movie, definitely just average but there were enough funny bits to keep me adequately entertained. But we all know what that means, mild success in Hollywood leads to endless derivative content.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_PQhGHnU8Q

  • Paulus Cañamonjas

    “And he returned to his home planet…”

  • lucusfarts

    I have now seen said tits.

    Just sayin.

  • Memoman

    That’s OK, Mike! I also enjoy New Girl!

  • Erik F

    What ?! God Bless America is awesome !

  • Daniel

    Didn’t anyone watch the Jump Street films? Or Lego Movie?

  • Daniel

    Mike & Jay, you guys should really watch 22 Jump Street, quit judging it cos its a cynical sequel made for money, that’s what the film takes the piss out of cos Phil Lord and Christopher Miller are actually very funny guys. 22 Jump Street is very meta and very funny so WATCH it!

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I know what’s gonna hang above your fireplace mantle tonight.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Your alcoholism is why your Gifs are so great.

  • NicholasRibcage

    Is looking forward to The Hobbit: Part III: The Desolation of Smaweg: Part II: An Unexpected Bowel Movement.

  • NicholasRibcage

    This time, it’s personal.

  • NicholasRibcage

    It was pretty spectacular. Like a big set of tits.

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    Rich is a method actor, so he lived in the suit for two months before filming.

  • NicholasRibcage

    They pretend not to love us, but they do.

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    Irreversible, Amour, Meloncholia, and a few others.

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    How did civilization survive 1980’s hairdo’s?

  • Stardog Champion

    STOP asking completely logical questions.

    I have a pair of pantaloons for you.

  • In Bruges yo.

  • Stupid Wizard

    You hack frauds broke it up into two parts for money purposes. You’re no better than Twilight!

  • Uncle Dan

    Just sasyin’!

  • Uncle Dan

    World’s End is really funny the first time you watch it, but watching it any other time makes you view the movie through knowing that Pegg’s character has some serious problems.

    Great movie though.

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    World’s End wasn’t nearly as funny as the the previous 2 Cornetto movies but it was very enjoyable nonetheless.

  • Stupid Wizard

    Amazing cameo by Darth Vader from The Planet Vulcan at the end

  • Imesseduptheemail

    Jay, I don’t think I can agree with you that a movie about bestiality is ‘charming’ or ‘touching’ in any sort of positive way. You know, to us normal people.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    If you ever want to make a gif calendar of all the gifs you’ve made, I would happily use it.

  • Jay Bauman’s beard

    I’m tired of these filler episodes. When’s the next time lapse video?

  • guy

    When are we gonna get our BOX Trolls review, you hacks?!

  • Harry Palm

    Maybe you should watch the movie before you judge it, fuckwad.

  • Imesseduptheemail

    Sorry friend, I don’t watch movies about bestiality. Not my kink.

  • Harry Palm

    The ‘Jump Street’ movies are surprisingly decent.

  • Epifanes

    Agree with Jay about World’s Greatest Dad, one of the best American comedies in recent years if not the best. Sleeping Dogs Lie was also brilliant. Disagree about God Bless America, it didn’t suck, it just wasn’t near as good as the other two. Completely agree on Willow Creek. What a piece of excrement. What a disappointment. Lo how the mighty have fallen.

  • Harry Palm

    I love ‘Sleeping Dogs Lie’ and ‘World’s Greatest Dad’, but, goddamn, did ‘Willow Creek’ suck.

  • z7gizzyz7 .

    I’m glad Jay liked “World’s Greatest Dad”. I think that’s possibly Robin William’s greatest film and performance.

  • ikdks

    God Bless America ruled. Bill Murray’s other brother is the shiz.

    Worlds Greatest Dad was good, but it got in the weeds with the subplot about the unreliable girlfriend. It felt like a dead grandmother story, like Bobcat had a girlfriend that screwed him over, and he really wanted to tell the story, but it wasn’t that interesting. As a viewer you think ‘just dump her, she’s a flake’ But the character doesn’t figure it out for two acts.

    Bobcat explained this bigfoot movie on Joe Rogan’s podcast. It’s sasquatche hunter FUBU. If you’re not really into the idea that bigfoot is real, this movie wasn’t made for you.

  • Epifanes

    Beautiful.

  • ikdks

    Then don’t comment on it.

  • ikdks

    I almost walked out of Robocop 2, then the robot fight started. The first movie I ever walked out of was Man of Steel.

  • Epifanes

    You are a hopeless romantic.

  • bonkadonk

    I submit that you have not seen Death to Smoochie,

  • ikdks

    Has anyone?

  • Epifanes

    You’re one of the “normal people”? What are you doing here? Who let you in? This is no place for you.

  • bonkadonk

    It does have moments, few but rich, of genius.

  • ikdks

    I’m aware it has a cult following. Bad Robin Williams was a new idea back then.

  • bonkadonk

    I’m not sure if ‘cult’ is quite the right word, it’s not radical enough for that, but it does have its own eccentric qualities.

  • Markham

    Being unable to use internet for a while has its privileges; the chance to watch two new HitB episodes in a row being the most satisfying ones.

  • Daggoth

    Jesus F. Christ how many kurlan naiskoses do you hack/frauuds got?

  • Jillian

    Electric Boogaloo: A Tale of Two Shlockmasters.

    I’d say it’s a prophetic documentary about the future of Red Letter Media. Thirty years from now, someone will make this movie about Mike and Jay.

  • lucusfarts

    It nearly didnt, we nearly went to nuclear war!

  • I did a couple RLM gif dumps on my tumblr a while back:

    http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/post/74139823182/redlettermedia-gif-dump
    http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/post/74515896980/more-rlm-gifs

    I’ll let you know if I take another dump.

  • Unlawfulsoul

    Speaking of Ol’ Bobcat Goldthwait, I’m going to leave this gem of a trailer here.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7KOt3Hugd4

  • john smith

    i’m willing to admit god bless America was a bad movie but I really like joel murray and there are a lot of scenes that are fun even if the overall product is not well made.

  • Imesseduptheemail

    People are free to comment on movies and their themes if they like. Nowhere is there a law that says one has to like it to do so.

  • lucusfarts

    I think thats the same everywhere. I would not do it in america because, well guns dont kill people policemen with guns do.

  • lucusfarts

    you really someone?

  • lucusfarts

    I had an incident the other day where I walked away from my computer as it was playing a video and it ended and care boars began and someone in my family happend to walk up to my computer.

    Lets just say the conversation was as difficult as I was as a child, and that was fucking difficult according to the police reports.

  • lucusfarts

    *rich walks into a clinic in africa* “OHMAHGAWD WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE, *turns to look at someone else* “OHMAHGAWD WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE”

  • Thanatos2k

    See the thing with the Blair Witch Project is witches are a mystical thing. That’s why you can get away with people going crazy, and weird cult things going on, and things disappearing in one frame to the next.

    A sasquatch is not mystical. If you’re making a found footage movie about one, IT BETTER SHOW UP ON CAMERA.

  • lucusfarts

    thats gonna be great.

  • lucusfarts

    Well most people dont enjoy being given full cavity searches while they are trying to get down and jiggy wit it.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    The movie was a punch right in the gut. That’s a good thing.

    Very timely, too, since it was release right around Michael Jackson’s death and deals with very similar things that happened around his death.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Yeah, we need more of Rich Evans Sweeps!

    http://i.minus.com/ibhw7xfn9ZbQY1.gif

  • lucusfarts

    we dont take kindly to your types around these here parts.

    just sayin.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I think you’re just upset because MST3K did it first.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    A Haunted House.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Just like my mother.

    Except for the fact that she’s dead.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Wait, you’re not my uncle! Who the hell are you?!

  • ikdks

    Yeah but you should see it first, otherwise you’re just talking out your ass.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I got sudden Fork in the Brain Syndrome.

    It’s very common with Adam Sandler films, but it’s been known to happen with other films. It drastically impairs your motor functions.

  • Except RLM documentary would be called:

    “I’m Gonna Make Wine Out of Your Testicles”

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Grown Ups
    Grown Ups 2
    Schindler’s List

    Which made me weep for humanity the most?

  • ikdks

    I think it’s very well made. I think a lot of people reject the premise, because they’re too invested in the aspect of modern culture that the movie is condemning.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    So Michael J. Fox goes to a restaurant and sits down for a meal. he orders a salad.

    He then proceeds to eat the salad, which is very difficult due to his debilitating disease. He pays the bill and leaves, having finished his meal.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Guns don’t kill people, watching two idiots pretend to be cops in a movie called Let’s Be Cops kills people.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Suck it? You gotta buy me dinner first, champ.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    And it better have big samsquanch tits!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I enjoyed it for what it’s worth, but I’ll have to agree with john smith that it’s not that wall made.

  • Thanatos2k

    Yes it’s completely broken right now for some reason.

  • Thanatos2k

    Bad Judge Dredd?

  • Thanatos2k

    What about Bad News Bears?

  • Fartastic

    That one’s a classic. Perfect setup and payoff. I cried tears of laughter when I read the “debilitating disease” part.

  • bassbait

    Idiocracy

  • Thanatos2k

    Lego Movie is a comedy?

  • Thanatos2k

    You get the feeling that despite Mike’s repeated insulting of her in the Plinkett reviews and elsewhere, he had the hots for her back in the day.

  • Thanatos2k

    His implication was not that you couldn’t comment on it, but that it was a bad idea to do so, because now you look like a moron.

  • bassbait

    Assuming that you were joking about The Exorcist being a comedy, I actually laughed throughout the entire thing. I guess that makes me Satan.

  • Daniel

    Yeah?

  • bassbait

    Maybe your distrust of psychologists has to do with your mother?

  • bassbait

    A Jodorowsky film feels like if I were to write down whatever random thoughts come to my mind until I have a movie length script. I don’t do any drugs. Is there something wrong with me?

  • bassbait

    Gene!!!

  • bassbait

    I don’t really see how you could like TCM2 ironically when it’s trying to be ridiculous and funny in the first place.

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    She has hair like Dr. Frank-n-futer from Rocky Horror, can’t unsee.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Interesting set of movies for this episode, worth the wait Thanks!

  • DanceOfBirther

    Bigfeet are so from another dimension.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ape_Canyon

  • I’ve always thought that expression should not be “take a dump” but rather “leave a dump.”

  • bassbait

    You know, it turns out that guns actually do kill people. They’re pretty handy for killing you faster when you don’t think you can take much more of Let’s Be Cops.

  • DanceOfBirther

    I love me some ESB.

  • Rich Evans displays the manic energy of a young Fuck-Bot 5000.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    His reply might be, “But I’m free to look like a moron. It’s not against the law to be an idiot.”

    That may explain why he messed up the email.

  • DanceOfBirther

    I’m still excited for replicants in five years.

  • He sweeps, he watches, he eats. What can’t Rich Evans do?

  • ikdks

    One of the key ideas in that movie was that watching those reality or talent shows that humiliate people, is an act of sadism. But people who enjoy sadism and can admit it to themselves, watch s&m porn, people that enjoy sadism but can’t admit it to themselves watch more cryptic forms of sadism, things that give them deniability. Its like when they talk about rape culture, some of it is rape porn, but some of it is those beer commercials where opening a beer makes a woman’s cloths fly off.

    I think a lot of people couldn’t accept the premise of that movie, because they would have to admit that by watching america’s got talent, or whatever, they were taking pleasure in watching other peoples pain and humiliation. They wanted to maintain the fiction that they’re a good person and so they killed the messenger.

  • Ogrot

    Another fucking mystery ending! ANOTHER FUCKING MYSTERY ENDING! STOP FUCKING WITH MY HEAD YOU FUCKS!

  • DanceOfBirther

    It used to be. It’s something I invariably bring up when I’m talking to someone pining for the old days.

  • Who didn’t?

  • ikdks

    I don’t care if he likes it or not. One of the things that makes america great is that the first amendment protects your right to be an asshole.

    But see the movie before you condemn it. Otherwise your statement is just stupid.

  • DanceOfBirther

    Gays?

  • Movie reviews are a combination of art and business.

  • Vade retro satana.

  • Van Hammersly

    God Bless America is one of my favorite films of the last 5 years. I’m usually pretty in-line with Jay, but I think he’s way off the mark with this one. Different strokes….

  • Palpatine

    Is that Rich Evans in there?

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    It’s sad that the other cat can’t lactate. Maybe she’s just there to be a kitty cheerleader.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Since Faddlechud is the gift that keeps on giving, it should probably be “Give a dump.”

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    They’re stylish.

  • Palpatine

    That’ll be his best role since Gamestation 2.0!

  • ikdks

    I always loved Natural Born Killers, Wild at Heart, Badlands, A Clockwork Orange even Deathrace 2000. Not everybody appreciates those movies as much as I do.

    I get it. They’re challenging.

  • Idiocracy is not a comedy. It’s a documentary.

  • Uncle Dan

    No, Taco, I am your father’s, brother’s, nephew’s, cousin’s, former roommate!

  • ikdks

    The Devil’s Rejects was too much for me.

  • Palpatine

    Grown Ups 2, Jack and Jill, pretty much any of the Freedburg-Seltzer movies, and of course The Room!

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I love it when orcs talk dirty. I just wish you weren’t so cannibalistic.

  • The ambiguity was better.

  • fred

    This cliff is hanging!

  • ikdks

    I love the part where the army stiff discovers his inner pimp.

    I had that moment in my mid-thirties.

  • fred

    Is your name a reference to Kill Bill?

  • Paulus Cañamonjas

    My mother is fine. Trolls, that’s different.

  • omitted

    Tru dat!

  • ikdks

    The gays love Troy. She’s the best shrink!

  • eon davidson

    Has 22 Jump Street not been reviewed? That’s a funny movie about cops. Better than that Let’s be cops nonsense. That being said, Damon Wayans deserves better roles.

  • Sully

    He’s obviously a reserve kit-teat.

  • Sully

    At least they didn’t try to milk a trilogy out of it– though that being said, if they got the corpse of Irvin Kershner to direct? I can’t lie, I’d probably watch.

  • ModernDayMinstrel

    Let’s be Space Cops!

  • Sully

    They’re kind of like pimps that way.

  • Rick_Berman

    Thanks for enlightening me about the Marina Sirtis scenes But im running low on reserve keyboards.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Technically, I’m my father’s brother’s nephew.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I made it up. Go ahead and use it as your leisure.

    You can even shake it up, if you’d like.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Run.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    That’s the same reply you gave the last guy but fleshed out a bit. Doesn’t really address my point that the film wasn’t well made [or ‘wall’ made, as per my mistake].

    You seem to be implying that those who disliked the film are somehow those who enjoy shitty reality TV shows and the like. I’d argue you’re wading around in a false dichotomy. There are those who dislike reality TV and dislike this movie. It’s not either/or. I dislike reality TV and found this movie decently entertaining, at least as far as some cathartic fantasy of killing off some of the people that perpetuate that bullshit, as well as just generally assholish and ignorant people.

    I’m not even going to get into that whole ‘rape culture’ thing, though.

  • SkaMP

    Will it reallly be called “the desolation of smaug part 2” ? that’d be lame

  • Aaron Swain

    I’m so glad Electric Boogaloo is going to get released. I first heard about it through Alamo’s Drafthouse Films site, but that was nearly two years ago. I have a friend who was a distributor for Cannon Films in Trinidad during the 80’s, and I told him to keep a look out for this film. If it’s anything like Machete Maidens Unleashed! and Not Quite Hollywood, it’s gonna be a blast.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Samurai Cop actually saved us from them.

    True story.

  • SkaMP

    Actually a really good bigfoot documentary is ”
    Not Your Typical Bigfoot Movie (2008)”http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1185384/

    It’s really good 🙂

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I think it’s actually titled “The Hobbit: The Third and Final Prequel to the Lord of the Rings Trilogy: The Battling Fight to the Death of the Five Blood Thirsty Armies with Swords and Stuff in 3D.

  • RHCZ

    Eh, I liked Bad Words. And I didn’t see the twist coming. It’s not amazing, but, I liked it enough. I like Jason Bateman, his character here was a bit obnoxiously cynical here and there, but I found some room to love him. As well as Kathryn Hahn, i’ve seen her in better work … but also worse. That fuckin lil kid from Jack & Jill redeemed himself to me with this performance. And … yeah.

  • VEF

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDX8M9VoZoQ So weird seeing the RLM crew so young

  • SkaMP

    Oh thank god (or whoever), I thought it was gonna be something weird. AT LEAST it’s in 3D, I hope it’s in high frame-rate as well or I’m not gonna watch it.

  • Rob Loblaw

    I liked “World’s greatest dad” very much. it reminded me of “The Heathers” and didn’t make me feel bad for Robin Williams like RV (= piece of shit)
    and also:
    guys who would be able to pass the bouncers test at Papa Midnite’s Club in “Constantine”: Jodorowsky + Salvador Dali
    just sayin’

  • Aaron Swain

    That was great!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I didn’t laugh once during that film, although that may be because I was really tired when I watched it.

    That said, I found it highly amusing. Also, odd choice of shots and editing choices for a comedy. The lighting was also pretty good. I enjoyed the colour palette and this shot was beautiful.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I knew I forgot something from the title.

    Edited accordingly.

  • At least it doesn’t say The End

  • Jigsaw

    God, that web site player sucks ass! I missed something fifteen minutes in and wanted to go back a little to catch it, but that player threw me back to the beginning of the video. No matter what I tried to go back to where I was, it wouldn’t let me go past 2 minutes. Now I have to listen to the drivel of you hack-frauds again, just to finish watching the video.

  • Nice. Now when my kids say they’re bored, I can say that that’s better than being care boared!

  • Duckler

    Quarter in the Baaaaag..!

  • Rob Loblaw

    Yeah, and remember THE BEST police academy character:

    Zed McGlunk

  • Uncle Dan

    DEATH TO BIOTRON! VICTORY IN THE GREAT EUGENICS WAR OF 2035!

  • Stupid Wizard

    Willow Creek is just a rip off of the classic film Night of The Demon

    http://www.youtube.com/embed/6yU6SBMWO6Y

  • Stupid Wizard

    Dan has been confirmed to be the mysterious hero Captain Obvious

  • Sully

    This should be on the IQ test.

  • Uncle Dan

    Shit, dude. Don’t tell anyone.

  • Stupid Wizard

    I think if you love movies you owe yourself to watch and it’s sequel which is directed by the little unknown filmmaker Werner Herzog. What the fuck haven’t they talked about him yet?!

  • Stupid Wizard

    At least Schindler’s List has hope as a theme.

  • Stupid Wizard

    I love the shitting fuck out of it but my favorite Robin Williams film shall always be Aladdin.

  • Stupid Wizard

    Tropic Thunder. Which is perhaps the best film satire I have ever seen.

  • Stupid Wizard

    The kind that comes in a blue bottle?

  • Rob Loblaw

    ,

    Rememer ZED!!

  • Stupid Wizard

    There was this very good found footage film that came out a couple of years ago called Troll Hunter. What made that work is that it was more like a film about discovery then “OH MY GOD LOOK! ANCIENT TROLLS FROM OUR MYTHOLOGY ARE REAL! IT’S GONNA KILL US!” I really want a Bigfoot movie to be like that. No horror, no Bigfoot wants to fuck a chick, just discovering the fact there is an ape in the forrest walking on two legs. It shouldn’t be that hard.

  • Stupid Wizard

    No that’s him when he doesn’t shave. Who the fuck needs costumes?

  • Rob Loblaw

    i liked Trollhunter too. Have you seen Rare Exports? Finnish Mythology + dark humor. Maybe you’ll like it.

  • Imesseduptheemail

    Hey, it came right out of his mouth that it happens. You expect people want to watch a movie about a zoophile heroine? Not likely, though either way, my opinion really shouldn’t matter to dog love aficionados enough for this showing of anger that I’m getting for what started as an offhand comment.

  • I read this comment not as a critique of the film–which he hasn’t seen–but as a general statement of taste, i.e., that he won’t watch a film that includes bestiality. That doesn’t strike me as unreasonable.

    Nowadays I generally try to avoid horror films. And as a parent, I find it extremely unpleasant to watch movies or TV in which children are placed in severe danger. And most of all I don’t care for talkies–that damned Al Jolson ruined a perfectly good art form!

  • Godwin’s Law?

  • Palpatine

    I really think it’s called; “The Hobbit Part 3D: The Unexpected Five Hour Battle of the Five Desolation Armies or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Smaug.”

  • Alex Gibson

    That’s fine, but challenging convention etc doesn’t automatically make it a good movie. I thought it was ok, not as good as World’s Greatest Dad, but I obviously liked in more than Jay. I’m guessing his dislike of the movie didn’t come about because he loves America’s Got Talent too much to see it criticised.

  • Michael Collins

    Recently watched Wolf Creek and Wolf Creek 2, Aussie slasher movies, quite funny.

    Fuck off willow creek though.

  • notenough

    There were good comedies out there, but they sure are in decline.
    And I still don’t quite understand, why comedy films are still a thing in the internet age. Why would anyone (aside from money launderers) spend money to produce (or pay to watch) a ~90 minute comedy film that isn’t even guaranteed to be funny, when there’s a tons of hack frauds on the web creating comedy content for free and much better.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Perhaps we’re being too harsh and Percy’s interpretation of your comment was what you intended.

    If that’s the case, my brain can’t resist but issue you a Canadian Sorry®.

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?
  • Jason Ross

    The Santa/elf one? That movie was messed up.

  • Jason Ross

    “Peter Jackson Presents: The Lord of the Rings: Origins, The 3-D CGI Ride Part III”

    Now with 1.4hours of more barrel-river-rafting scenes

  • Jason Ross

    Hackfreuders, it is pronounced Schmeeeeeeergma, not Ssssschmau₧g.

  • Jason Ross

    whoops, that was supposed to be a ü. I used the wrong quick key.

  • Stupid Wizard

    No, it’s SMMMMMMHHHHAAAAAOOOOOGGG. Get it right, dumbass.

  • Jason Ross

    instead of ₧

  • Jason Ross

    Ohhhh I just ruin the whole web page!!

  • Stupid Wizard

    STOP REPLYING TO YOURSELF YOU FRAUD!

  • DanceOfBirther

    Partly, Godwining is enevitible, but it’s just a demonstration of the ubiquity of eugenics either positive or negative.

  • DanceOfBirther

    From the future!

  • Palpatine

    Rich Evans can be whatever he wants.

  • Moses McSamson

    The Curlin Nascar is the new Wilhelm scream?

  • ikdks

    Well, I also think it was well directed. The performances were lively and engaging. The dialogue got a tad weatony from time to time but was generally snappy and funny. There was a lot of chemistry between the leads, and there were a few notable supporting performances (I love that girl from The Finder).
    There were some interesting shots, including that Taxi Driver overhead shot in the opening scene. The baby scene decisively set a tone that persisted through the movie. There was a lot of successful satire. There were a few fun montages. Good music. And the movie knew what it was trying to say.

  • M. Météo

    I don’t hate God bless america, It was okay, not horrible at all

  • Thanatos2k

    Is Toy Story a comedy now too?

  • Thanatos2k
  • Thanatos2k

    Don’t they have films in 4D now? If it’s not in 4D I don’t want to see it.

  • Thanatos2k

    Yeah how about a found footage movie where the footage wasn’t found? Where the people who filmed it lived and just turned in the film?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I just realized the porn star that some of my friend’s know from their high school has the last name ‘Grabowski’.

    I’m sitting here laughing. She goes by ‘August Ames’ now. Speaking of which, when is the next season of The Grabowskis, you hacks?!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Didn’t Paul Rudd and Leslie Mann star in a Judd Apatow film titled This is 4D?

    Also, those names have too many double consonants for my taste. Hosers.

  • DanceOfBirther

    I haven’t followed Canadian porn in many years. I was a big fan of Christine Young and Nadia Nolimits, though.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I don’t think any of that code worked … sorry.

  • andrew thompson

    are you lot still here? i think its time some of you went to bed…

  • It’s 1:30 in the afternoon…

  • Imesseduptheemail

    Pretty much. I don’t know if the movie is good or not, and I never said if I thought it was either, but I can’t see it as either of those two statements (charming or touching) when it includes bestiality as a plot point and would never want to watch it. That’s why I’m not going on rt or imdb or something and downrating it because it grosses me out and offends me morally, because that’s dishonest and petty.

  • jimmy

    Snow on Tha Bluff?

  • andrew thompson

    you know you’ll be cranky if you dont have a nap.

  • Noah R.

    Some of us are always here *creepy smile*…

  • andrew thompson

    you can logoff any time you like… but you can never leave!

  • 420HitlersAssGoblin69

    I get this too. This is really fucked up but: it’s one click behind! Counting the 1st click you actually make as a ‘zero’ click at the very beginning of the video and then sending you to the timestamp of the first click upon your next one, etc etc. Whenever I want to skip to something I have to click it twice, and when clicking around looking for a bit the 1-click lag is pretty confusing.

    Try it out, I’m pretty sure we’re getting the same thing. I don’t even know how this would happen from a coding point of view but, well this is too weird and dumb to make up, right?

  • andrew thompson

    carn the hawks!

  • Joe

    Bad words was not as good as bad Santa but I feel like if Mike an Jay can appreciate a character who is sympathetic because he is defeated and that’s why he is vile then they are close to liking bad words. Bateman isn’t as in control as Mike and Jay act, he is just like Billy Bob’s bad santa a pathetic character, and that I feel is the redeeming quality of him. With Bad Santa the defeated and pathetic is more obvious but really to me Bad Words is like a Bad Santa sequel that is 70% as good.

    Maybe 70% of Bad Santa isn’t enough, but I think they are painting Bateman as more dislikable than he was and also really biasing against the film because they called the “twist”. Maybe you guys should revisit it without the “obvious twist” bias.

    I will give major credit to you guys to comparing it to Bad Santa which is pretty much the exact movie this movie wants to be, but to me it didn’t fail as bad as you guys think it did. This review is probably the biggest disagreement I’ve had with Jay and Mike, and it’s only a difference of me thinking the movie is a B- or B and them thinking it’s a C- or D+.

    Consider this: Bad Santa is overtly tragic, Bad Words Bateman is tragic but in a more warped sociopathic sense.Which is to say neither character is vile because they want to be, but with Bateman’s character that nuance is harder to detect.

    Put simply Billy Bob didn’t care about anything including if he was being terrible, Bateman didn’t understand that he was being terrible because he was so self-obsessed.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Nope, though I love Kill Bill.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4w-3lLaI3g

  • This Is Spinal Tap?

  • Cody

    What are you talking about with “obvious twist bias”? For full disclosure I haven’t seen the movie. But if it’s true that there is a very obvious heavy handed twist that is set up in the movie then not liking that doesn’t somehow create a bias. It’s just a bad aspect of a film. You could use that to brush away any criticism of any film. “You need to rewatch the movie without the ‘bad acting’/’bad wirting’/’bad cinematography’/’bad effects’/’bad pacing’ bias.”

  • Grand Budapest Hotel, Black Dynamite, etc.

  • omgnoway

    so Jay watches comicbookgirl19… hot. Also, they mention why Dune wasn’t made a bunch of times. The producers didn’t want Jadorowsky as director because they didn’t know or trust him, they had 5 million dollars, but needed a bit more and couldn’t find a partner, and… that’s all i remember.

  • omgnoway

    I believe that’s a delivered footage movie.

  • I think they’re not random bullshit…for the most part at least.The main attraction of his films is that they can make you feel like on a drug trip while being completely sober.Like say what you will about the story and all but some of the cinematography or practical sets and costumes on something like THM is some of the most stunning imagery in cinema history.That’s what I feel separates jodorowsky from other old men(cough i mean stoner artists) who like to indulge themselfs into drugs-he actually understands the craftsmanship of cinema.

  • Like Icare

    You really think they could get Alejandro Jodorowsky to direct it?
    I don’t know… The man is 85 years old and he is rather picky about his projects.

  • Jigsaw

    Doesn’t work, unfortunately.

  • Andrew Atkinson

    It’s the Blair Witch Project.

  • ikdks

    I’m sorry, I don’t mean to beat a dead horse, here, but I just want to make one additional point.

    It’s not just American Idol, it’s the new media, it’s Brett Easton Ellis’s post empire thing. It’s Facebook, Instagram, twitter, blogs, comments.

    It’s all coarsening the culture. It’s making people less civil, and a lack of civility is literally a threat to civilization.

    But there are people that have fully thrown into the new media, like those Google glass twerps, and they get really sensitive if you question it.

    Louie ck makes one disparaging remark about phones and huffington post, jezzabelle and solon shit a collective brick.

    And certainly there are plenty of other reasons why people might not like a movie. But I read a few reviews where a dismissive attitude about the premise was the first order of business.

  • andrew thompson

    i love it how people come to a movie review and then ad their own little review…. its like they imagine people care what they think! your not mike and jay you need to let it go

  • fred

    kay

  • *you’re* retarded.

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    It’s almost like this is a discussion board where people who like movies come to give their opinions about movies or something.

  • Jean-François Martel

    hehf in the beehhhhhggg!

  • I liked it I woulda given it a 7/10 it did have a heart even if it was just mostly tagged on at the end. It was funny and the story had all the structural elements required. That and I still haven’t really gotten sick of The Bateman yet. Though he’s much better when paired with his real life lover Will Arnett.

  • Jean-François Martel

    Rich Evans truly is the Marlon Brando of our time!

  • andrew thompson

    i know whats wrong with people… the internets for trolling and porn…

  • yeah that stood out, actually there were a couple of nifty tricks they used…not that I have any on hand to show but all together the movie was better than “fine”.

  • andrew thompson

    thank you spell checker. did you clean the blackboard at school for teacher?

  • Since they keep occurring endlessly we should start referring to them as “The Habbit”…

  • Nah they’re whiteboards and I make the students do that shit.

  • andrew thompson

    but way more sexy…

  • andrew thompson

    oh… so you a teacher… (backs away slowly…)

  • andrew thompson

    i just wish peter jackson would go back to making insane splatter horror.

  • I think you mean “you’s”

  • andrew thompson

    peter jackson used to be a genius….. http://youtu.be/afzrKqO8kDA

  • andrew thompson

    “you’s” as the interrogative? nagh i just fucked up you’re again.

  • lucusfarts

    maybe thats what he will do with the final hobbit film, bilbo gets a magical axe that drives him insane and an hour of gore splatter horror ensues, it would be the most daring and controversial move any holywood director had ever made.

  • andrew thompson

    the dwarvs should make him a clockwork chainsaw! go evil dead on the fucking orcs!

  • andrew thompson

    how do they make canadian porn with out getting frost bite?

  • andrew thompson

    they still never found the bodys from the guy wolf creek is based on… but he is in jail so… no worries eah!

  • lucusfarts

    BTW considering how outnumbered we are on this site, how about we agree to back each other up against the horde of americanadians were surrounded by.

    Ill get to work on building a bomb shelter, with hookers and blackjack.

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    and space*

  • andrew thompson

    forget the bomb shelter! you need to prioritise!

  • lucusfarts

    that’s gonna be great. And I wish I had not just added “thats” to my dictionary instead of replacing it with that’s.

  • andrew thompson

    oh and yeah lets piss the sepos off!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    It’s called ‘sex’. Apparently it keeps you warm.

  • andrew thompson

    i wouldnt know… i post comments on RLM videos…. i’m obviously a virgin.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Jim prefers the extended editions, which are titled “The Habbitats”.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I hear it’s not worth it, really.

    I’ll be sticking to my hand and occasionally a microwaved and buttered bagel.

  • lucusfarts

    That is clever, i see what you did and i like it.

  • lucusfarts

    Is it strange that I have a strong urge to never watch “the room”? I usually love bad films but something about the room makes me cringe just thinking about it.

  • It’s “pop” status did the same thing to me. I had a chuckle at the meme…but what other enjoyment could I ever expect to get from the flick? That said I’ll watch MST3K’s on an endless loop…and probably will continue to do so until I’m packed in mud.

  • andrew thompson

    there is a big difference between so bad its good and so bad i wish i was dead.

  • Okay while I don’t agree with your thinking that did get an honest laugh out of me.

  • andrew thompson

    i’ve never seen it i was just making a general observation about why a person might feel inclined not to see a movie.
    like why i have never watched avatar.

  • lucusfarts

    You are a lucky man, I watched that awful piece of shit hoping to get laid once, I got cockblocked and had to watch the entire fucking piece of shit just wishing I could take the dvd out and smash it to pieces.

  • andrew thompson

    i hope you jerked off on the dvd.

  • XD

  • Palpatine

    Exactly. “The Room” is a movie that’s so bad it’s good. While something like “Nukie” is so bad that you’d rather be dead.

  • lucusfarts

    I was at her house, it was her dvd, I might get a copy one day and destroy it just for revenge, to be clear I will not pay for the copy.

  • andrew thompson

    mike did it all for the nukie

  • andrew thompson

    try all the video stores that are closing down… saves them paying for a dumpster.

  • Palpatine

    I wonder how many copies they have by now?

  • andrew thompson

    i urge all RLM fans to find all extant copys and send them to RLM.

  • andrew thompson

    i urge all RLM fans to find all extant copys and send them to RLM.

  • lucusfarts

    That’s what I hear a lot, its so bad its good, and I should point out I love so bad its terrible like “things” because you can dissect the movie like its an alien in roswell but something I cant understand repels me from the room and I feel bad about it because I usually love bad films.

  • lucusfarts

    That’s what I hear a lot, its so bad its good, and I should point out I love so bad its terrible like “things” because you can dissect the movie like its an alien in roswell but something I cant understand repels me from the room and I feel bad about it because I usually love bad films.

  • Where the fuck do you even get a copy of “things”?

  • Where the fuck do you even get a copy of “things”?

  • lucusfarts

    I have a theory that they are collecting copies of nukie for the next RLM stream, itll be 48 hours straight of nukie videos playing back to back. They need so many copies so they can tape together 30 vcrs and set them to autoplay while they go and get drunk and laugh at us.

  • Palpatine

    From a dumpster in the parking lot of an abandoned mental hospital.

  • Palpatine

    From a dumpster in the parking lot of an abandoned mental hospital.

  • lucusfarts

    the internet.

  • lucusfarts

    the internet.

  • link?

  • link?

  • lucusfarts

    I dont know if i can find it again XD ill try, but i promise nothing. I wish i could just send you the file because its sat on my hdd.

    try https://torrentz.eu/c9cf43b27b4f1b5bdef39694e240136685645f7c

    tell me when youve looked because ill delete it after.

  • PM me if discuss has that…

  • andrew thompson

    google things 1989 and click on the amazon linK lazy bastard!

  • andrew thompson

    yeah i mentioned amazon….

  • Palpatine

    Do you feel that “The Room” has become kind of overrated at this point, and saying that it’s one of the best bad movies is really not adding to anything?

  • lucusfarts

    How do you know where I live palpatine HOW DO YOU KNOW

  • andrew thompson
  • Palpatine

    I have the Force, duh!

  • andrew thompson

    he is your father!….

  • andrew thompson

    i cool with that.

  • lucusfarts

    thats the odd thing I dont know, now usually I avoid over hyped things so you might be right but it doesnt feel that way about the room. Like I said I cant explain it or understand it.

    Maybe the room is my kyptonite?

  • andrew thompson

    we talked about it on the internet so its mainstream now…. fucking commercial crap!

  • Speaking of bad movies has anyone seen “laser mission”?

  • lucusfarts

    ooh now that Im tempted to find, I think I saw the clip you posted of it on another video and it seemed…fantastic

  • Also Cybernator (not the SNES game)…if you can find it.

  • lucusfarts

    think i found laser mission but cybernator…that one could be a struggle.

  • andrew thompson

    Jay needs some new creepy movies to wank over… i would like to suggest “wake in fright” the most fucked up movie ever!!… P.S sepos call it “outback” http://youtu.be/MkER6haC8bI

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    Its a plan by these hacks to drive up their youtube views.

  • andrew thompson

    laser mission was a cartridge game for the C64 hahhaha

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    Be the first Rich Evans on a google search.

    http://www.verticaldoors.com/_product_pics/rich_evans_1.jpg

  • Jean-François Martel

    *catcall voice* Nice tits!

  • Jean-François Martel

    If you want real schlock these days you call Dario Argento.

  • Joe

    I mean the thing they spent a lot of the review talking about wasn’t as major a element of the film as they made it out to be. How the plot unfolded wasn’t meant to be all that clever and thus you shouldn’t get too distracted if you saw parts of it coming.

    The analogue would not be “bad-acting bias” it’s more like if they watched Star Wars and got hung up on how they didn’t like how the Millennium Falcon looked so the whole movie they were biased against liking the film just because they didn’t like one element.

    How the plot unfolded was not a major part of the film and certainly wasn’t the focus of the film, but from their review it seemed to considerably distract or sour their overall outlook of the film. It felt like they were biased against the film because the non-twist was so obvious to them.

    I guess I would say that if they were to watch the film not distracted by that there would be a better chance they would like it.

    JudgeDredd was right, the film did have heart. I’m just saying Jay and Mike got a bit distracted in their review by a non-major element of the film. Batemen is good at playing these evil people who are still somewhat sympathetic, but unlike Bad Santa their sympathetic quality doesn’t come from being completely miserable but rather from being very delusional. (A different type of miserable)

    I guess my suggestion to you is to see the film and then judge if the plot thing they complained about was worth getting as sour towards the whole film as they did.

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    Crazy movie indeed. Why not watch the full thing?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBwJf50FSB4

  • Joe

    They do make such a cute couple. And Arnett kinda takes the bullet for Batemen because Arnett always has to play the most dislikable yet somehow charming characters. GOB, Batman, etc.

  • lucusfarts

    Now this is podracing

  • andrew thompson

    i dont have to watch it i live there! fucking kangaroos killed my car!

  • Joe

    We are all so very lonely. RLM community might as well stand for “Really Lonely Men”.

    But aht leest we hav smart opinins on moopies.

  • Joe

    It does work for me. I have to double click everything and how you describe it is pretty much right.

  • andrew thompson

    even after the zombie apocalypse we kept it at our camp…. she was good for running over things!

  • Joe

    Spoiler: nothing of consequence happens, they are able to keep doing their reviews.

    I’m only going to get worried if the green gas gives one of them Gene Siskel disease.

  • omitted

    “sticking to a buttered bagel”… Sometimes you just crack me up, Taco!

  • andrew thompson

    sorry are we wanking on pies… i wasnt paying attention.

  • Joe

    The premise was solid, I’m like Ebert the first 30 minutes were quite good, until it turned into unapologetic violence porn. The same premise handled by a different director/scriptwriter is definitely something I’d want to see.

  • lucusfarts

    biggest animal I have to worry about is my ex wife.

    Arguably more dangerous than a kangeroo.

  • andrew thompson

    you know thats not an american car! what side is the hole? only way you ex is more dangerous is if i hit her head on!!! oh wait you said not to mention that!!!

  • lucusfarts

    LMAO thats epic.

  • andrew thompson

    plinkket is wrong! if you want to kill your EX dont use your car…. it fucks your car up!

  • andrew thompson

    oh and i give RLM full permission to use this photo for some hit and run joke.

  • Palpatine

    No no, this isn’t podracing, that was back on Tatooine. Oh wait, you’re doing like a thing.

  • It’s worth it friend…

  • andrew thompson

    i thought it was filmed on tatooine? oh no wait i got confused cause george lucas filmed the star wars prequels on a continent with deserts, jungles, rain forests and snow…. but filmed it all in front of a green screen in sydney!

  • NicholasRibcage

    You sir have won the comments section.

  • NicholasRibcage

    I think Uncle is an Asian thing meaning ‘disappointed in the cooking of the duck meat.’

  • andrew thompson

    But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Red Letter Media.

  • NicholasRibcage

    Jay’s told me to tell you he doesn’t care.

  • NicholasRibcage

    AMEN! Let’s hope that instead of being dead, they’re only homeless, though.

  • NicholasRibcage

    The answer is in your username. Look into the beard, see the beard, reach out, feel the beard around you. Understand that the beard binds all things, is life itself. Understand this, and you’ll realize RLM went downhill ever since the Plinkett reviews and every single episode since then will be a filler episode.

  • Palpatine

    Who do you think you are, Maury Povich?

  • NicholasRibcage

    That’s Rich Evans’ more edgy and volatile brother, Rich Evans Jr. III

  • NicholasRibcage

    Look around man, it didn’t.

  • NicholasRibcage

    The mystery endings are the key to all this. If we get the mystery endings working…

  • NicholasRibcage

    YOU CAN’T ARGUE WITH DAT 99% ROTTEN TOMATOES, BRO!

  • NicholasRibcage

    Or … “The Let’s-Milk-This-Franchise-till-Peter-Jackson’s-a-Fucking-Corpse-in-the-Ground-and-Even-Then-Maybe-Keep-it-Going.

  • Every single line Tommy Wiseau says is laughable, everything that happens is illogical, every scene is ridiculous. This movie fails completely at every attempt to simulate a human interaction in a genre that is entirely human interaction.
    The Room is good fun from start to finish.

  • NicholasRibcage

    What the fuck are you talking about?

  • NicholasRibcage

    I bet that brought up some fun memories, eh, Taco Nash?

  • NicholasRibcage

    Not enough.

  • Big McLargehuge

    I think it’s telling that Jodorowsky has been focused on comics the last several decades, it’s a medium that is far more capable of keeping up with his imagination.

    I’d be interested to see what Jay thinks of The Dance of Reality though

  • andrew thompson

    i’m more like oprah, a fictional character.

  • andrew thompson

    silly human! they hardly ever watch films made outside america. and they are both busy wanking over boyhood. cause its the best movie ever!

  • ikdks

    There’s three kinds of bad movies. The wrong idea, movies like Waterworld or Howard the Duck. Movies that sounded like a good idea, but they couldn’t pull it off. Movies where everybody involved is incompetent, like Plan Nine or any Roger Corman flick.

    And the third kind is where the writer, who is often also the director, producer and star is a creep. Movies like Manos or Boggy Creek Creature 2. Sometimes creeps make movies solely so they can create the world that they wished they lived in, complete with hot girls that love them and two dimensional villains who they beat down with ease. As an audience we get a front row seat to their spanker and power fantasies.

    Those kinds of bad movies are never fun. That’s what The Room feels like to me.

  • Ogrot

    ALL HAIL OUR QUEEN! ALL SECTORS OF THE NEW UNITED TERRITORIES BOW TO HER POWER!

  • Big McLargehuge

    Jay just said he’s watched The Holy Mountain and El Topo, dolt.

  • Ogrot

    GENE PARMESAN! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • Ogrot

    Thanks for ruining the show for me dickhead! It’s not even worth watching now!

  • Cody

    they didn’t spend a lot of the review talking about it at all, it’s really only briefly mentioned and they brought up lots of other points as well. It doesn’t seem like it ‘soured them towards the whole film’ at all. And I would assume ‘how the plot unfolds’ is a major part of any movie. Your analogy doesn’t really seem to fit at all because the problem they had wasn’t with a superficial aspect of the movie like how the millennium falcon looks but with the writing of the film and as you said “how the plot unfolds”. It would be more like if a film had unconvincing dialogue. The guys said that the twist was referred to constantly throughout the film so them being hung up on it (if they were) would most likely be due to the fact the the film keeps reminding them of it.

  • Palpatine

    And then there’s “Nukie”, which is in it’s category of bad. To be more specific, “Nukie” is the worst kind of bad movie.

  • Rene Belloq 12 inch Figure

    what’s the Ecto 1 dong in Australia?

  • andrew thompson

    yeah i did add the qualifier “hardly ever.” ididolt!

  • andrew thompson

    A) best comment ever!
    B) why are you dressed as Doctor Who?

  • RoyBatty

    So James Cameron, Ron Howard, FF Coppola, Martin Scorcese, Joe Dante, Jonathan Demme, and John Sayles are all incompetent. Well, I’ll give you Ron Howard.

  • jaymanxyz2

    *insert photoshopped image of Rich Evans as Big Brother*

  • andrew thompson

    i dont have photoshop… i’m not rich!…. hahaha get it?

  • Paul S.

    I can see how certain people would enjoy GBA but it was just too meanspirited. Even if you’re going to kill people you disagree with (nota bene: its fine to make a film about it here because the shooters are well meaning progressive types) make it a little silly at least. Doesn’t have to be as insane as Idiocracy, but I’d have preferred it to be slightly less dark & more zany. Who hasn’t wished reality tv would cease to exist (perhaps in some bloody reckoning, in our darker dreams) but wow they’re so brave taking down a talk radio guy. His real life counterpart may be the reason I never turn on Fox (except for their 3am show) but its as if Cronkite’s dominance over the news never happened. (imagine a time travel film about killing him, with the goal of getting the USA on board for total victory instead of detente in Vietnam: to stop the eventual mass killings and communist “paradise” from ever arising) Sure the right’s popular blowhards may be irritating but they filled a void created by the left’s control of most media for the longest time.
    But I digress. The thing that makes me decide whether I really liked a film is how it leaves me by the end. This one was so ideological I needed to ask “What is the solution to these problems?” Our heroes demand civility and for people to not be dumb. Yet the argument could be made that its their progressive ideals that have gotten us to such a place. Instead of virtue as necessary to ordered liberty, libertinism is the order of the day. Instead of the search for truth, we are told to pursue pleasure, for this material world is all that matters.
    In the end I found it to be a fascinating, but very flawed film.

  • jaymanxyz2

    Good enough!

  • Paul S.

    I dunno. Sleeping Dogs Lie sounds like it could be good. However, Bad Words just sounds horrible. Even if it were competantly made, the subplot with the little kid is all kinds of fucked up. I don’t need to see the film to know that. My man Zmirak’s not one to shy away from profanity or bawdy humor but this was too much for him, so I’m going to take his word for it. http://badcatholics.com/site/content/bad-words-best-pedophile-film-2014#.VCcDQmdkROg

  • bb-15

    Electric Boogaloo looks interesting. I’ll check it out when it’s on Netflix or Amazon streaming.
    A siimilar movie is called “Machete Maidens Unleashed!” (which is on Netflix).
    That is about exploitation films shot in the Philippines (which Roger Corman got involved with for a while). A fun film to watch.

    And thanks to Mike and Jay for an enjoyable episode about several movies that I will continue to avoid.

  • Paul S.

    You’re right. I actually went to see it in the theater and it just didn’t click with me at all. Mike & Jay talking about how a comedy should just dispense with the tacked on story and have fun really applied to World’s End. There was some goofy stuff but a better movie would have been this:
    First 20-30 min the gang gets back together, does pub crawl. Things get progressively worse in the town as the apocalypse happense. Finally they reach the last pub but it’s destroyed before they can get their drinks. This is the last straw for Simon Pegg and his friends (one or two died randomly by then) and they go all Mad Max (like at the end of the film) roaming the countryside, erecting pub signs and preserving casks of ale for posterity.

  • Paul S.

    yuss yuss brown ales for lyfe

  • lucusfarts

    Does that contain more troy tits? If it does I have to say I am already satisfied with the amount of troy tits i have seen in the past two days. If it doesn’t then I don’t have any interest at all.

    Either way what I am saying is no.

  • lucusfarts

    I finished the movie, its certainly a very strange little flick, strange enough that it will occupy a space in my brain for a few days at least. Now i am watching vertigo, because why the fuck not.

  • Kenlin Bros

    The gif that keeps on giffing?

  • ikdks

    You’re projecting the left vs right thing. Mtv and the E network aren’t bastions of conservatism and they shot them too.

    Its about mean, and in addition to being conservative, O’Reilly and them are mean people.

  • ikdks

    I don’t want to see human centipede, but you won’t hear me trash it either.

  • Yes.

  • Exactement, mon ami.

  • Jason Ross

    When is your Half in the Bag: 2014 Movie Catch-up part 3 of 2 coming out?

    For that matter, what happened to Nadine or the chick from Gamesplation or the chica from the Grabowski’s show. She was cute. If they are truly dead, when will you hackistfreuds release the footage? I’ll even watch it via Blip.

    Why doesn’t HtitsB have an Old Rich Man who wants to take over the town and his gay assistant, just like in Clerks: The Animated Series and that other show that isn’t as popular?

  • Jason Ross

    it’s similar to the Ecto 1 vajayjay, IIRC

  • lucusfarts

    I just had a thought, I know that mike, jay, rich and crew probably dont read these comments (and don’t blame them for it either) but I think none of us thank them enough for all the excellent work they produce on a regular basis.

    I cant think of anything you guys do that isnt good in one way or another even when you are purposefully trying to produce shit wondering when we will all stop calling it great.

    Your tireless effort and insights and humor have filled many hours of entertainment for me, multiple times over so thank you redlettermedia and everyone who is involved in making this place as good as it is.

    Here is me hoping you guys have huge success and continue enjoying your hobbies for many years while bringing pleasure to the unclean masses.

  • My ex wife

    Don’t you ever forget it!

  • My ex wife

    Only the basic pleasure models tho.

  • My ex wife
  • If you write something insanely stupid a wild Jay just might appear and reply to your comment.

  • lucusfarts

    Well then its only a matter of time, I write insanely stupid things on a daily basis.

  • My ex wife

    Smegging right it is!

  • fred

    You could always subscribe to Previously Rec, Donate, or turn off AdBlock.

  • lucusfarts

    I already do. gratitude comes in many forms.

  • Guest

    I personally prefer trapping them in my crawl space and using Raid to take ’em out. It usually takes about three or four cans, but it gets the job done.

  • Uncle Dan

    Jocelyn Ridgely (Nadine in the Plinkett Reviews) is working with them on Space Cop. She’s in the video where they make alien masks.

    No idea about the others.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Or remove it.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Because you’re a fucking hipster and didn’t know about it before it was cool?

  • lucusfarts

    Ive known about the room for a long time, I just have a weird repulsion to it. If that makes me a hipster then fine.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Is this another omitted lander?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    You mean the shakin’ chairs edition?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    The riverbed that was in the Willow Creek trailer immediately brought this scene to mind. Maybe it was shot on the same location as a nod to this masterpiece.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Of spaaaaaace!

  • Stupid Wizard

    Fuck no. It’s a drama about a man’s midlife crisis. God! Didn’t you see the damn movie?!

  • Stupid Wizard

    You’re fucking right, Nick! Boyhood is so fucking good it’s going to be nominated in all categories at the Oscars this year! Including the animated movie category!

  • Stupid Wizard

    Mike’s laugh sounds a lot like Steve Brule

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Thank you. I’ve been looking for a collective RLM gif archive.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    It’s like an unintentional innovation that keeps the show fresh even though it doesn’t need it. >insert a The Dark Knight joke<

  • WrongWithYourFace

    For awhile I thought this was going to be the “movies that sucked” half of the episode.

  • DanceOfBirther

    I’ve seen the first five seconds due to Adult Swim. It wasn’t very compelling.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Do you have a fucking attitude problem, you fuck!?

    Really, though, I’m kind of on the same page with you. I’ve seen all the highlights for it (although the way I’ve heard it, the whole movie is a highlight) but I’m not too interested in seeing it otherwise.

  • moleman124

    Do this one next kk thanks – Documentary https://vimeo.com/101680486

  • Duckler

    He’s excellent in A Streetcart Named Respire..

  • DanceOfBirther

    Well, Manos was made on a dare, but yeah, the guy was a creep to make that ending. I don’t think Bogey Creek 2: And the Legend Continues actually fits what you’re describing, but I get what you mean.

  • DanceOfBirther

    I have yet to find a copy in a thrift store. I could ask at the rental store if they still have their VHS copy and if they would sell it. Is Nukie even on DVD?

  • ikdks

    Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues (1985)

    Director: Charles B. Pierce
    Writer: Charles B. Pierce
    Stars: Charles B. Pierce, Cindy Butler, Chuck Pierce Jr.

    And that dude is the biggest creep. The eminent professor of creature studies, he sits there and pontificates to those poor women, before they get dumped in a mud puddle for daring to disagree with him. …and then the outhouse story.

    God, what a creep.

  • Guest

    Not a good comedy this summer? 22 Jump Street was great!

  • Guest

    Not a good comedy this summer? 22 Jump Street was awesome!

  • ikdks

    Oh hey! A Million Ways to Die in the West. To hear these guys tell it, that seems like a good example.

  • DanceOfBirther

    I recently saw the horrible Australian horror film Slaughtered. Idiots in an outback bar get killed, ugh. It was in a pack of 20 movies with Curse of the Wolf and 18 other awful, awful films.

    However, Curse is the greatest movie I’ve ever seen. It was everything I expected and so much more.

  • DanceOfBirther

    Uh, just copy and paste the adressess.

  • DanceOfBirther

    Gawwwwwwd, I had almost completely excised Third Mother from my brain! You….

  • DanceOfBirther
  • DanceOfBirther

    Indeed, I send them bad movies and “video things”.

  • ikdks

    I like his more cerebral older brother, Brian Doyle Evans.

  • Paul S.

    In a way you’re right. Talking in terms of Right and Left are clumsy ways to dissect what’s going on in the culture. It’s not that people haven’t been crass or rude in the past but today it seems impossible to escape due to a combination of mass media and lower standards of behavior. The Right achieved their desire for economic liberalism and the Left achieved cultural liberalism. [liberalism meaning greater individual freedom] Don’t mind me if I’m reading too much into this haha http://www.newrepublic.com/article/118043/our-libertarian-age-dogma-democracy-dogma-decline

  • DanceOfBirther

    Lucas was seduced by real-life Sith Lord Rupert Murdoch and his offer of cheap studio space in order to keep distribution at Fox.

  • Right_Bastard

    Similar to Machete Maidens is “Not Quite Hollywood”, about the Australia B-movie film movement around the same time.

  • andrew thompson

    its just a shame they never went outside the studio. if there is one place in the world with alien landscapes its australia.

  • DanceOfBirther

    Really, most of Geonosis could have been shot on locations. If you

  • andrew thompson

    hmmm, i’m the only person here using my real name… does that make me weird?

  • jaymanxyz2

    I’m not dressed up.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I can confirm this. But it’s their webspace so I can’t complain.

  • Stupid Wizard

    You’re not alone. I was actually named this way. My family is fucking weird.

  • Stupid Wizard

    Who’s betting Gone Girl will be the sublect-subpect-my pecks-well that’s getting cut. Who’s betting Gone Girl will be the focus of the next Half in The Bag?

  • andrew thompson

    i’ll bet you one human kidney!

  • Stupid Wizard

    I forgot to mention I saw As Above So Below, which is also a Wair Blitch Project rip off. It sucked major ass. It failed to create tension through actual story telling, instead it used it’s location. The characters are poorly written, tons of modern horror conventions, jump scares galore. At least it wasn’t as stupid as Willow Creek but I couldn’t tell what the fuck was going on in terms of writing and camera work. Fuck this movie.

  • Touché. Hehehehehe, Buttmunch.

  • andrew thompson

    i am

  • Stupid Wizard

    No, you’re upside down.

  • Sometimes sacrifices have to be made. That’s what marriage is all about.

  • andrew thompson

    what is it with camera work. first it was steady cam. but that wanst “rough” enough. so they moved on to shaky cam. now its full on parkensons cam. i know michael j fox needs the work but…..

  • Greatest Rich Evans Brando rip-offs, er, uh, homages:

    On the Waterbed
    Last Cheeto in Paris
    A Pack of Chips Now
    The Goodfarter

  • Part time.

  • andrew thompson

    i was but i got over it

  • DanceOfBirther

    Woof, forgot how much of a weird dick that character was. I mostly remember being bored while thinking how much fun the first film was.

  • andrew thompson

    gold!

  • Fuck you, Rick Berman.

  • Stupid Wizard

    Now you’ve got a gun. I’m calling the cops.

  • Stupid Wizard

    Too soon?
    In all seriousness I gave up on found footage films with the Paranormal Activity films. I only saw it because it’s the first Universal Legendary Pictures movie and boy did it suck. Let’s hope that Dracula: A Hellsing Fanfic and Warcraft don’t end up like that turd.

  • DanceOfBirther

    The chronology is actually shakey, steadi, shakey, Parkinson’s.

  • How has Rich failed us? I thought he took those punches pretty well. Nice work.

  • andrew thompson

    as long as they dont move to seizure cam

  • andrew thompson

    its my e-11 blaster… i forgot to put the fins back on b4 the photo.

  • andrew thompson

    but without the fins it is basically a sterling 9mm carbine with a sight…. so your technically correct the best kind of correct.

  • How is that even possible?

  • DanceOfBirther

    I once took a 2.5 flight hour to see Vertigo (and 6 other movies) in 70mm, because why not.

  • fred

    They like beer too.

  • DanceOfBirther

    Why would I send Milwaukeens beer? That’s like giving Spaniards port.

  • DanceOfBirther

    How about a movie shot with a GoPro strapped to David Byrne’s head?
    http://31.media.tumblr.com/e2f968e6720511d1a708117403638ac4/tumblr_mtg1825pGN1s3y9slo2_500.gif

  • DanceOfBirther

    Wouldn’t it be easier to digitize it and run it off a hard drive 30 times?

  • lucusfarts

    possibly

  • DanceOfBirther

    Blare Witch ripoffs got so out of hand, even the parody got ripped off.

  • Jean-François Martel

    whose human kidney?

  • Jean-François Martel

    i live to bring despair

  • Best “see more” I’ve ever clicked on

  • man, I could go for some curry right now

  • I’m overdue for another, I’ll post a new one on the next RLM update

  • *bewbs

  • Michael Collins

    I just watched Snowpiercer, it was ok, laughed at the Truman show ending too..

  • Stupid Wizard

    Even the damn sequel to Blair Witch was a cash grab. It barely had to do with the first film and what the fuck did any of the plot of to do with the Blair Witch. And most importantly WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE BOOK OF SHADOWS?! Seriously, the fucking subtitle as nothing to do with the movie. I like the Blair Witch Project but I hate everything it spawned.

  • andrew thompson

    just some guy… is it important?

  • CallMeKenneth

    the Blip player is the worst player ever. ever.

  • andrew thompson

    it needs to die a slow death from computer aids.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    You didn’t like “God Bless America?”

    I guess nobody bats a thousand.

  • Palpatine

    Same here. It’s not like I’m just some guy who’s using Palpatine as his user name or anything. Why would anyone think I’m not? Look at my face. Wouldn’t you trust it, and would it ever lie to you?

  • Palpatine

    So am I. I have about a dozen black robes that all look the same.

  • Fartastic

    Your name grants about the same distinctability as “John Smith” or “Michael Brown”, you oh so truthful everyman. Basically, you are this:

    http://thehoustonfreethinkers.com/hft/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/anon.jpg

  • Fartastic

    None of us thank them enough? Have you seen their patreon page? IT’S OVER 9000!

  • Fartastic

    More like divorce, but I guess it’s still more humane than sending a lawyer.

  • Some people enjoy being beaten over the head with someones narrow POV like a dead horse…some just don’t…go figure…

  • lucusfarts

    Im confused by a million ways to die in the west, considering how bad mike and jay said it was, why are they allowing it to be advertised on this site?

  • andrew thompson

    it is quite generic.

  • Captain Turbo

    I know what they’re saying about Bad Words but I thought it was kind of good. I hope Mr. Bateman can find a better vehicle for his sophomore effort though. (And perhaps he can cast his wife Justine this time.)

  • Which video did they talk about Sin City 2? I’m watching this pile of shit now (why?) and would like to weigh in…

  • ikdks

    I hated that guy so much. I hated how he talked to those women. I hated his twiggy little son, with the sunken chest who wouldn’t keep his shirt on. I hated how condescending he was to people that thought bigfoot hunting was ridiculous.
    If you’re that kind of a dick, think how awesome it must be to be able to direct people on how to react to you. You can force them to laugh at your stupid jokes and treat your nonsense like it’s profound.

  • Alex

    Well, I’m not a fan of the sequel myself, but from what I understood was that the movie was messed with during the editing. Here’s an interesting insight about the Blair Witch and it’s sequel.
    And yes, he’s using a Blip player. Only the best use the worst player in town.
    http://www.goodbadflicks.com/exploring-blair-witch-2-book-of-shadows-episode-138/

  • Alex

    Or a GoPro strapped to Michael J Fox….
    I’ll show myself out….

  • fred

    They said they like to try famous brews from other places.

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    Mitchell Taco Nash (I think)

  • ikdks

    Corman movies are like minor league baseball. You’ll see some talent, but most of them are going to be stiffs.

    Even at their best, Little Shop of Horrors, Bucket of Blood, The Man With the X-ray Eyes, Deathrace 2000, there is still a palpable sense of failure in the production, because on a Corman set a majority of the cast and crew don’t know what the hell they’re doing.

  • ikdks

    Because, like it or not, we man-children are the target audience.

    We want to kiss Seafood, too.

  • lucusfarts

    15 million of them iirc

  • How on earth do you make a nude Eva Green (whos butt I’d gladly stick my finger up btw) unappealing? How do you even do that? I mean…just…just…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    That’s your problem with the movie?

  • Like Icare

    Come ooon.

  • haha well, yeah mainly.

  • PaulyBore

    Narrow POV? It was pretty smart (and true) more americans should definityl watch it.

  • Like Icare

    Hate the game not the… oh… wait…

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    ‘less than sign’ + i + ‘greater than sign’ + (your text) + ‘less than sign’ + /i +’greater than sign’

    Sorry, but that’s the simplest way blip would let me explain it.

  • Like Icare

    something insanely stupid

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Like poetry …

  • Jason

    Watched a few of the recommended movies from part 1. The best of the bunch is definitely Enemy: if you can grasp the symbolism and metaphors it’s a psychologically insightful mystery movie; if not, it’s a pretty scary alien invasion movie with giant spiders! Everybody wins!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Putting these on either side of your text will make it italics, but you must remove their spaces.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “You’re a Wizard, Stupid!”
    “Imma wot?!”

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    It’s my real name, except for the ‘Taco’ part.

    I’ve been lying to you all for years. I’m so, sooo not sorry.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Very generous comment coming from somebody named ‘lucasfarts’.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Download a gimp?

    That’s a weird fetish …

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Two thirds of my Disqus handle are my real names.

    You probably won’t be able to guess which ones, though.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    So, did you guys look her up yet?

    I know omitted didn’t.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    She’s years younger than I am and went to a different high school. I’ve never met her.

    In fact, the high school is in a town affectionately called ‘Whore-mocto’ instead of ‘Oromocto’. It does’t hurt that there’s a military base stationed there.

  • Palpatine

    What about “The Tony Blair Witch Project”? Can’t forget that classic which no one’s ever seen.

  • Palpatine

    Why do I get the feeling that the new Dracula movie is based on the “success” of “I, Frankenstien”?

  • Palpatine

    We’re all grateful on the inside. But on the outside, we’re a bunch of nitpicky commenters who always demand new Plinkett reviews.

  • Now I like a movie that makes me think and I definetly love a movie that challenges me…But I think Mike put it pretty well when saying if a movie gets to be to “heady” I don’t remember the word he used it can become tiresome…as much as I love these guys that movie has “way too heady” written all the fuck over it…though it also appears thatit succeeds in doing some really neat thought provoking stuff…maybe ill take a look down the road but for now I think I’ll be avoiding that’n

  • Palpatine

    I know right! What ever happened to the Josh Duhamel ads?! I really miss those.

  • Palpatine

    What about Richard Willam Thomas Evans III? That’s a name reserved for a god among men only.

  • DanceOfBirther

    Well, since I’m surrounded by craft and semi-corporate brews, I may just have to ship them a big bottle of dark lager, milk stout or quadruple ale.

  • lucusfarts

    Namism (if that isn’t a word it is now) can hurt you know

  • RLMkeepitup

    If the Plinkett house explodes, all of those toasted pizza rolls are gonna go to waste.

  • lucusfarts

    thats gonna be great (i overuse phrases to death)

  • lucusfarts

    that better be a real thing

  • DanceOfBirther
  • lucusfarts

    I know bw2 was completely devoid of connection to bw1 but you cant deny it was a good twist at the end. The acting was fucking terrible though, just truly fucking awful.

  • Jason

    It’s really not all that heady, in my opinion. I’d put it on a par with a really good episode of Twilight Zone.

  • Alright, maybe I’ll give it a shot I didn’t go digging but it seems people say mostly positive things…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Going along with what Jigsaw, ‘Guest’, and others have said about the Blip player, my newest problem is rather … odd.

    I’ve an issue now where the timeline represents the length of the whole video but the timeline slider only sees that length as roughly one-ninth of the video length. The slider saw the timeline as only being about 2 minutes and 19 seconds of video content instead of the 20 minutes and 25 seconds. That means I could only reply the video anywhere within those 2 minutes and 19 seconds. The rest of the video I could only stop and start. Very annoying.

    Not only that, but the timeline slider goes right past the timeline and scrolls over the displayed length of the video, the volume controls, and HD toggle, and video size toggle, and the Blip logo. Then it scrolls right off my fucking screen. What. The. Hell?! Does anyone else have this problem?

    I’m using the latest version of Chrome on a PC. I have the same double-click issue that others have, where Blip is at least one click behind you. You want to go to a certain timestamp, Blip first takes you back to the beginning of the video. The next time you click, it takes you to the previous timestamp you asked for. Annoying. I’ve had similar problems using other browers and operating systems [Firefox, Safari, OS], so I haven’t been able to isolate the problem to being only on my end. Here are some pics to illustrate what I mean.

  • Marvin Falz

    I’d love to send them a couple of beers but the FDA says it’s forbidden.

  • lucusfarts

    I have to say i haven’t had any problems with blip but i rarely replay anything except from the start after its finished. I will test and find out if i experience similar issues and report back asap.

    Maybe its time to update the entire site and export the videos to a new player? I am not sure the guys have the time or the effort though with everything they have going on already. They should maybe find a techie.

    Edit: I have discovered your issue is my issue as well, and its not contained to new videos its all videos ive tested so far stretching back a year.

  • Aw, that’s a shame about Willow Creek, I like Bobcat.

    Though I have to say, the art for it is AMAZING. It’s like the perfect poster for a bigfoot-horror film, fucking A+ design. A shame the movie apparently isn’t up to parr.

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    It’s all good. My first name isn’t actually ‘Fuck Me I’m’, it’s just January

  • It reeked of being an unrelated script they slapped the title onto to get extra cash.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    This is the only reason I have a Spider-Man 3 poster in my room. My mom gave it to me before the film came out when I was overly excited for it. I really like the poster, but hate the film.

    It also serves as a reminded to keep my expectations in check lest I let another Spider-Man 3 happen. I think that film had broken my heart for a while …

  • It broke my heart too.

    Then I saw Amazing Spider-Man.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    ‘definityl’

    Are you saying they should ‘definitely’ watch it on ‘vinyl’? I’m young, but isn’t vinyl only for audio?

  • You know I didn’t have a problem with the films ultimate message atall, though I thought its already well tread ground by more talented folks (who’d probably point out the irony of a film proposing to take a fair look at our obsession with subjects that are only skin deep choosing to use violence and gore to promote itself) but really my problem was with how the message was delivered, with no sense of awareness (yes film is a part of the mass media too buck-o even if your ideas are much deeper then…reality television) and its lack of subtly i felt like they where trying to make a point with a cudgel. I dunno, behind all that the movie just seemed to have a couple of decent ideas burried beneath someones disgust and angst. It seemed to deal with a halfway decent idea very poorly…

  • I don’t understand why all those posters feature so much spider-crotch…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    First you complain about Eva Green’s boobs and now Spdiey’s crotch? C’mon.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    No end quote?

    7.8/10. I may read again.

  • its called bleach

    nice spoiler action dude (luckily i saw the movie before i read this)

  • Palpatine

    It is. And I think it makes great BotW material:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsQbQYBgWl8

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    It’s his third web-shooter … 😉

    I’m here all week, folks! And the week after that. And the week after that, too. And the wee-

    Basically I never leave. I’ll probably be writing a comment on the RLM webzone when I take my dying breath.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Your last comment you will type on your tombstone.

  • its called bleach

    “I, Frankenstein” was a success? I saw the trailer and thought it was hilarious, then forgot all about it

  • lucusfarts

    I just came in my pants after five seconds of watching.

  • lucusfarts

    thats gonna be great….i feel dirty

  • its called bleach

    these two gentlemen can’t possibly be wrong!

  • DanceOfBirther

    But it’s already made back six times its budget, how can it not be good?

    Now seriously, why would you see a movie just because two companies made a deal? Was it a job requirement?

  • Captain Turbo

    Come where? Are you offering me candy to climb into your van? Pervert!

  • lucusfarts

    Ok i had to laugh at an advert i noticed on the side of my screen “remember your moms friend, shes still hot. Find out about cougars today” thats just fucking weird and feels like it belongs here somehow.

  • Palpatine

    I was expecting a HitB on it.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    People will roll over in their e-graves in the future … of spaaaaaaaaaaaa-

  • Like Icare

    These days?

  • Like Icare

    This is not a van.
    No… wait…

    THIS IS NOT A VAN!

  • Significantly more coherent than the movie it’s satirizing…

  • Rene Belloq 12 inch Figure
  • Rene Belloq 12 inch Figure

    Please review Tusk and Frank!

  • Palpatine

    At least you can tell what’s going on.

  • Like Icare

    That sounds like a buddy cop movie about officers Frank and Tusk.
    One is an oldtime NY cop, the other an FBI rookie whom everyone calls Tusk cause he wears suits and has a lisp.
    Together they must catch an international drug-lord-terrorist before he detonates his drug bomb all over Manhattan.

    Or an Adam Sandler voiced animated movie about Frankenstein’s monster and a vampire with overgrown teeth – like Ernest the Vampire.
    http://www.horrorpilot.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Ernest-Der-Vampir.jpg
    Together they face zany adventures during one Halloween night while looking for Frank’s lost dog-cat.

    Or a documentary about Frank Sinatra’s tuxedos.
    Featuring a test by Mythbusters-like “experts” which one could soak up more booze – Frank or his tuxedos.

  • Stupid Wizard

    But the twist didn’t make any damn sense. Were they crazy? Was the witch fucking with them? Did the witch alter the tapes? I do admit though, the horrible acting by the guy saying it was bullshit was funny as all hell

  • Like Icare

    That’s not the side on which web-shooter is situated on a spider’s body.

  • Stupid Wizard

    No, no, no, Palpy. This is Universal attempting to reboot all of their monster movies. Prepare to cringe

  • Stupid Wizard

    No, I was just wondering if their first effort together would be any good. It wasn’t.

  • Stupid Wizard

    Actually my family reverses the first and last name. So my given name is Wizard, and my surname is stupid. Again my family is fucking weird.

  • lucusfarts

    Here is how i interpreted it, the witch took control over them from the moment they got fucked up in the forest, from that moment on they acted at her wishes but she showed them a fantasy in which events happened much differently and then the reality gets shown to them at the end.

    It made me take a new look at bw1 because what if they went through a similar thing. Meaning they got controlled and killed each other.

    I think I wanted it to make more sense than it actually made and yes I to wanted the book of shadows to be an actual book left behind by the witch and for it to have a major part of the story. I was disappointed by many aspects of the second film but was glad there was less shaky cam and decent lighting.

    That guy, he just couldnt act for shit but the goth chick was the worst of them all her voice made me want to punch kittens and i love kittens.

  • My ex wife

    You know that the ads are targeted to you right? But I guess most of us have at some point, had a passing interest in the older woman.

    All i get is 50% off of car parts and mortgage deals.

  • lucusfarts

    I aint that fuckin old XD

  • Stupid Wizard

    I have a strong feeling based on them partying and get both drunk and stoned that they were drunk and stoned the entire time. So much so that they had no idea that they were killing people.

  • lucusfarts

    erm I hate to have to ask this but when was the last time that you went partying with 4 people you just met and got so drunk and stoned that you decided to viciously murder 8 people?

  • Stupid Wizard

    A week ago. Why?

  • lucusfarts

    that…that might be an issue aside from drugs and beer dude…

  • Alex Lee

    That just broke my balls.

  • Supermarky

    Frank was awesome …oh and……FIRST……ever comment for me

  • Andrey Tarkovsky Reference

    I want to see Rich Evans as glam naked Baron Vladimir Harkonnen in Jodorowsky’s “Space Cop: Electric Boogaloo.”

  • Andrey Tarkovsky Reference

    Send your email to this webzone to get a pizza roll mailed to you.

  • Lat

    #milfporn

  • My ex wife

    Fuck me I’m January, that’s complicated.

  • DanceOfBirther
  • My ex wife

    My guess also. 😀

  • DanceOfBirther

    This is the only poster I have. Jealous?

  • lucusfarts

    I know saying this holds no weight but as far as I am aware I havnt been watching milfporn, however….oh shit i just found something out about someone XD I think i need to put my computer on lockdown,

  • Like Icare
  • NotRickBerman

    Fuck you, I’m January you hack fraud!

  • NotRickBerman

    No, this is Patrick!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I can see your reflection.

    Confirmed for male!

    Green shirt and grey sweat pants. Your identity will be revealed one of these days, Mr. DanceofBirther, aka The Wombspace Oxygenator.

  • DanceOfBirther
  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    Plinkett or GTFO 2/10 unsubscribe.

  • Where’s Paul Verhoeven?

    He wanted to film a comedy like it was Saw to show he’s avant garde and not a sitcom hack, or as we RLM fans know him, the star of “How I know to tell if I’m really in love with someone’s sex hole” featuring Ted Danson.

  • DanceOfBirther
  • babyjew

    Jay I gotta say, Willow Creek is a lot better than you gave it credit for. It’s a movie you need to take for what it’s trying to do and not judge against being like The Blair Witch with all cynicism aside and you’ll actually end up enjoying it. It’s not a terrible movie.

  • Palpatine

    So I guess Frankenstien, the Wolfman, and all them other guys will be getting dumb looking reboots too, right?

  • He obviously wanted to out himself.

  • Is that really a thing? And is grampa Harrison Ford going to be in it? Goram, can’t they just leave well enough alone?! Maybe Ridley Scott should remake Kingdom of Heaven and get it right this time.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    ‘Sex Hole’? His sister has a name, you know!

  • The Love Boat soon will be making another run. The Love Boat promises something for everyone. Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance. And love won’t hurt anymore. It’s an open smile on a friendly shore. It’s love. Welcome aboard, it’s love.

    @mitchelltaconash:disqus is your Captain, Merrill Stubing. @percygryce2:disqus is your ship’s doctor. @Faddlechud:disqus is Gopher, your yeoman purser. @markbisone:disqus is Isaac, your bartender. And @Domo_Konnichiwa:disqus is Julie, your cruise director.

    http://youtu.be/m_wFEB4Oxlo?t=0m51s

  • 567_Val Kilmer, Vampire Killer

    when you someone eat it

  • DanceOfBirther

    It doesn’t matter, I’m not famous for my face.

  • NotRickBerman

    That’s gonna be great.

  • What’s wrong with your face? ®

  • Stupid Wizard

    Yep. Most likely all in the same universe, just to compete with not just Marvel but DC and Warner Bros.

  • Great news everyone I’m no longer listed in the hall of shame!

  • DanceOfBirther

    I still get bad acne breakouts.

  • Old Ben

    I can’t wait to see Electric Boogaloo. Some of my top ten favorites are from Cannon: Breakin’, Revenge of the Ninja, Bloodspot. Not to mention some other great flicks such as: Death Wish 2-4, Enter the Ninja, Ninja III, Missing in Action, Lifeforce, Cobra, Cyborg, and a lot of others I missed.

  • Palpatine

    I really don’t think it makes any difference seeing as how those monsters have been rebooted several times.

  • DanceOfBirther

    I was only interested in older women from age 11 to 16.

  • fred

    square

  • Stupid Wizard

    Well this time they want more money. Making a cinematic universe will make you more money.

  • Popo Bawa

    I thought he was going to be Feyd…

  • Popo Bawa

    They’re over the hill by that age!

  • Stupid Wizard

    Disney is milking this damn movie more than Lucas did with Star Wars.
    http://image-cdn.zap2it.com/images/once-upon-a-time-frozen-spinoff.jpg

    Can’t they tell we’ve had enough of this shit?!

  • Stupid Wizard

    And join me and the other fucking weirdos on the slightly perverted boat!

    http://youtu.be/aOwn2Tq_0Mw?t=4s

  • Stupid Wizard

    One of us! One of us! Gooble goble! Gooble goble!

  • DanceOfBirther

    Flip “only” and “interested”.

  • Thanatos2k

    Blip is just fucked right now. It’s broken in Firefox too.

  • Thanatos2k

    Hey I loved that anime.

  • Thanatos2k

    Why didn’t you have any kids? Some emperor you are, not even thinking about an heir.

  • Thanatos2k

    That’s nearly impossible to do. I’ll settle for a Len reply.

  • Thanatos2k

    None of those dwarves appear in the later films, so I guess it’s possible.

  • Stupid Wizard
  • andrew thompson

    all i get is viagra ad’s…. that makes no sense!… i’m a RLM fan i dont get laid.

  • andrew thompson

    your wedding was weird!

  • andrew thompson

    apparently its all about the cash. blip pays well.

  • andrew thompson

    open explorer and delete C: your computer will tell you not to, ignore it!

  • andrew thompson

    frozen makes the starwars christmas special look like fucking shaft!

  • Pete Zarrol

    Was it just me (or my headphones), or did anyone else hear something like a plane going overhead about 2/3 of the way through? When Mike was discussing Electric Boogaloo, I think.

  • lucusfarts

    Did anyone ever catch you watching milfporn and talk to you about it? I think i need some tips on how to approach this issue with a young adult without it getting instantly awkward.

    or maybe i should just avoid the subject entirely, that might be better, i dont know because how do i remove computer access without explaining why?

  • That’s a slip, not a wedding dress.

  • lucusfarts

    thats great.

  • andrew thompson

    so it was after the wedding then?…..

  • andrew thompson

    yeah i went to a catholic school thats why burnt down all those churches! but its normal for teachers to get erections in classes…. isnt it?

  • andrew thompson

    backing away slowly…..

  • andrew thompson

    at this point i;m glad i use my real name and photos…. the idea of House Taco getting stalker scares me… your so good…
    if some one wants you dead pray its an evil man. because evil people need to tell you why you need to die… good people, because they dont need to justify their actions. will kill you with out a word…

  • andrew thompson

    and then say “surfs up.”

  • andrew thompson

    hahahahah!

  • andrew thompson

    i have to go post photos of the food i cooked on facebook…. i dont have time for this!

  • Palpatine

    Well technically did have a kid. Lord Vader was the closest thing I had to a son, and he was my heir. And well, you know the rest.

  • Palpatine

    They can’t just “Let it Go”, can they? You see what I did there? I did like a thing.

  • Palpatine

    I’d like to see David Lynch’s “Space Cop”. Can you imagine how freaking awesome that’ll be?!

  • Palpatine

    And he can knell before Monster Mash and pledge his loyality to the Graveyard Smash!

  • andrew thompson

    spider crotch. spider crotch, put it in your mouth it tastes of… oh wait…

  • Welcome Back Otter

    I can’t wait for Electric Boogaloo 2: Electric Boogaloo.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Do Androids Dream of Electric Boogaloo?

  • Now I Get It

    What went wrong?

  • Guest

    my sheep do what they are told!!!!

  • andrew thompson

    my sheep do what they are told….

  • andrew thompson

    let it go palpy it smells a bit jarjar…

  • andrew thompson

    is it just me or do we need a “fuck you! it’s TV!… in the bag” or whatever…. like Egon said “film is dead.” no wait… harold ramis is dead… film is just dying….. oh….

  • andrew thompson

    PRINT!!! i said it first! as a premature ejaculator i like to be first…..

  • andrew thompson

    what insane arsehole would post sideways fire?

  • Like Icare

    Oh, come on… That’s obvious Jaybaiting.
    That role was clearly intended for Jay. He’s got the hairstyle and everything.

  • Like Icare
  • omitted

    But… but I’m an atheist

  • Like Icare

    I heard some good things about it, but it isn’t exactly my cup of tea. Though the whole fairytale thing is a nice touch.
    I’m more of a science fiction first kinda guy.

  • My ex wife

    What do you think about this Omitted?

  • Stupid Wizard

    I don’t even know what that means

  • Stupid Wizard

    You’ve never seen The Room?! You are here by the banished until you watch it! Only then will you be worthy!

  • Marvin Falz

    Would’ve been my contribution to achieve world peace, because beer is what truly connects the nations. Here’s a slogan: beer: connecting nations.

  • backsettio

    Marlon Brando was one of the nature’s failed attempts to create Rich Evans.

  • lucusfarts

    *picks up his hat, hangs his head and slumps off towards hipsterville gently weeping manly tears*

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Who knew so many homosexuals were just biding their time, waiting for a cartoon to be their contemporary cultural linchpin?

    Disney’s FROZEN. Confirmed for Gay.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    That IS great news! Yay for you.

    I have never been listed in The Hall of Shame. Is that even better?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Gee, thanks Percy. I’m going to be whistling that all day.

  • Supermarky

    I actually have to thank you Mr. Wizard (<—see what I did there). You posted on another thread about gamergate when it first started (Zoe stuff). I would have never thought to look into it if it wasn't your post…here on the RLM board. Thank you sir.

    And thanks to all the regulars here too….Like Taco, Percy, Wizard and the rest…..the post you people do help get me through waiting for new content 🙂

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Ring my bell-el-el. Ring my bell?

    (See? Two can do a “thing.” I just did a thing on “knell.”)

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Kevin Smith’s TUX.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Jazzercise With Spidey!

    Ready, girls?

    Thor sayeth Yea-ah.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Math. And computers. Two of the three most boring things there are.

    Sorry I cannot help.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I’ve always avoided ENEMY because it was made by the people who made PRISONERS. That movie was fyucking foul.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    People also said mostly positive things about PRISONERS.

    Some people should stop using words.

  • My ex wife

    What’s the other one?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Well, prioritizing her “poop-hole” kinda does it.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    What’s that movie about?

    Fyuck it, I was kidding. A movie called GOD BLESS AMERICA sounds like an excuse for making one feel alright about being blind.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I thought it was lunk-headed.

    Captain America’s speech about canabalism made me laugh, though, as did the ending. The final humans on Earth are a yellow woman and a black boy, and they first have to kill a big, white bear. That movie was just fyucking with Ayn Randians.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Hope you do your own laundry. Else you gots some ‘splaining to do.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    It’s a book of shadows. It fades into the background. You can’t see it unless you stand right in front of a very bright light. It’s taller than your soul. When all are one and one is all. To be a rock and not to roll.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    The only twist that has ever made any sense is the Peppermint Twist.

    Come on, baby. Let’s do tha…

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Riiight? If you’ve been drinking and you don’t want to viciously murder people, you haven’t been doing it right.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Epilepsy Cam, anybody?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Yes. And in a “shared universe” way, too. because that stupid-ass concept hasn’t been done-to-undeath yet.

    (Oh, I see Wizard already mentioned that below.)

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You understand the implications of quotation marks when used to denote something other than conversation, right?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Shared feature with ANNABELLE.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    No, but your photo hints at it.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I don’t know you well enough to call you by your first name, Taco.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You’ll still answer to “Fuck Me,” though, right?

  • Russell Kitchen

    At worlds eeeeeeeend, please

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    It’s not. He’s imagining things.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Nicely said, Suck-Up.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Don’t worry, if you’ve been named. It Gets Better.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Diversity: Drink Beer From Other Places.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Dolt dolt dolt…

    The whole time I was watching JODOROWSKY’S DUNE, I kept thinking, “That guy’s got passion, but this whole ‘movie to blow the minds of all the young people’ is just horse-gizz.” Know how I’m POSITIVE his DUNE would NOT have been a great, game-changing movie?

    1. I’ve seen EL TOPO, THE HOLY MOUNTAIN, and SANTA SANGRE.

    2. I’ve read Dune .

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Why THE FUCK not, or go home!

  • omitted

    The Spice must flow!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    (I’ve never seen it either. And, I’m never going to. I don’t do bad movies on purpose. Please don’t tell Wizard.)

    Why are we whispering? What? Why would anyone ride a bad porpoise?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    There’s nothing wrong with being a hipster. Besides, we’ve agreed that the namists don’t bother us.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    So. The whole filmographies of Stallone and Schwarzenegger are Bad Movies #3 types? All this time, I’d’ve sworn they were #2s.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Mike and Jay gotta eat.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Maury Povich, however, is usually the one who gets to say, “It’s NOT your baby.”

    Then the stoopid hoochie screams.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    One point for using “extant” correctly in a sentence.

    Subtract five points for using “copys” in the same sentence.

    Jeebus!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I LIKE THIS MAN!

    Stoopid photo and inability to pluralize correctly aside. Tell me you have also avoided INCEPTION and THE AVENGERS, and my liking will evolve into Confirmed For Admiration.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    “Genius” is really a word that we should insist upon reclaiming. Don’t use it unless you are going to use it correctly. For example…

    “Peter Jackson may have once been competent — it’s debatable — but he has never been a genius. Inarguably.”

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    We don’t say “retarded.”

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You will pull your pants up in my class, young man! If Fitty Cent jumped off a cliff into a pile of obese South American hookers, would you?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Bateman is only a vowel removed from Batman.

    His next film should be MUMBLED WORDS.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Stab it with your steely knives, but you just. can’t. kill. the beast, either.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Try an Everything bagel.

    Increased sensation.

  • omitted

    “Update to Disqus Privacy Policy”? Does this mean that Jay now knows who I am and where I live?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You know what they say…Big feet, big…

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I would never drink wine made of testicles. I would never drink wine extracted from testicles either. In fact, any varietal involving testicles in any way is doomed to complete failure, as far as I’m concerned.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    “Progressive ideals have gotten us to such a place.”

    No. That argument can never be made. Not if you want to make a cogent argument, or you don’t want to sound like a dumb-ass. Progressive politics saved America. That’s history, whether you want to agree with it or not. It’s the retraction of progressive programs that has fyucked the country up. Thanks, Reagan’s puppeteers.

    Your last couple of sentences were just gibberish.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Taco, give me one example of a movie you’d build a house with. Then, and only then, will I trust your opinions about bricks.

    (See? I did another thing, because you meant “well” but you spelled “wall.” Funny, no?)

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Confirmed For Total Agreement.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    YES!

    DEATH TO SMOOCHIE. Much love from this guy. Doesn’t matter what you say.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Excellent movie.

    I’m a softie for animation.

  • DanceOfBirther

    How old?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I thought he was referencing Jay’s girlfriend in a demeaning, misogynistic way.

    He’s actually named himself for Jay’s facial hair?

  • lucusfarts

    17

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Except for the one time…when he’s getting hit by a downward punch and his face simultaneously lurches up. Other than that, yeah. That’s some competent acting. Acting!

  • lucusfarts

    I thought he knew that because of the court order?

  • lucusfarts

    Almost as awesome as return of the jedi would have been if mr lynch had agreed to mr lucas offer of directing the film for him.

  • lucusfarts

    I thought that was keanu reeves face for a moment.

  • lucusfarts

    so are most catholic priests *bad dum dum tssh*

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Wait.

    In America, it is better to be an asshole than to make a remark that looks “stupid” to some? That’s a fyucked up mis-reading of Freedom of Speech.

    No wonder I hate my home country. It’s over-run by assholes.

  • DanceOfBirther

    Demonstrate the private browsing feature, but don’t make it look like you’re demonstrating private browsing feature.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Yeah. The Good Old Days. The Greatest Generation. The (choir of angels sing “Ah”) Founders.

    Pick an era of American history. Any one.

    Fyucking racists and hypocrites. Misogynists and pedophiles. Murderers, thieves, and immigrants. Goat fyuckers.

    Yeshh.

  • “We” both just did…well typed it anyway…

  • lucusfarts

    I just burn all my underwear after wearing them, it saves the CDC guys having to put on their suits.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Well, goody for you.

    That doesn’t mean anyone — anyone — who’s heard the premise of THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE isn’t allowed to say, “That’s an idiotic idea for a movie, and I don’t want to put my eyeballs anywhere near it.”

    My point being: Calm the Fyuck Down, You’re Not The Boss of Everyone.

  • lucusfarts

    I had a look, its kind of depressing to know that the studio fucked up the directors vision like that and ruined the film in many peoples eyes. But frank Sinatra instead of Marilyn Manson open song would have been awful.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    The first one is, at least. The second isn’t, all that much.

  • DanceOfBirther

    Right, the metadata. However, I have uploaded photos in portrait orientation from my phone before without issue. Fuck disqus.

  • lucusfarts

    Good idea, i think i may need to regularly sterilize the computer area as well…just eww, i wish i didnt know this.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Like the dummy I am, I tried to follow the course of this statement to be certain Taco was not lying to me, and I’ve confirmed that, yes, it’s inarguable, I, too, am my father’s wife’s brother’s son’s cousin.

    Confirmed For Never Fitting In.

  • DanceOfBirther

    Bad movies that are just bad.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    The first movie I walked out of was ANGER MANAGEMENT, but it was very near the end.

    The second movie I walked out of was INCEPTION. I only made it through 45 minutes.

    My record was beaten by thirteen full minutes this year, when I walked out of GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY, knowing that I’d be able to predict with 100% accuracy every-fyucking-thing that would happen for the rest of that movie without having to watch it.

    Third act spaceship crash, and the bickering ragtag has to hold hands to save the galaxy from a blue glow.

    Amirite?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Yeah, maybe, but…Christian Bale as Moses.

    Riddles giveth and he taketh.

  • DanceOfBirther

    The best I could do in lieu of the actual clip:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8sh0CF3lHw

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I saw STRANGELOVE on the big screen last week.

    It wasn’t necessary.

    Funny, funny movie, though.

    Personally, I’d list IN THE LOOP before THE EXORCIST. Maybe, even, A FISH CALLED WANDA.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Demmie. Why you do this to me, Demmie?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Oh, you bear. I just wuv you, you big, beautiful bear.

    Bear says, yum.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Well, we are finite, too. So, in fact, then, what he said was kinda truthful. We ARE as infinite as the universe, which is not infinite.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    He always wins the comment section.

    The walls of his home are made out of the citations he’s won in the comments section.

    It’s, like, not even a game for him.

  • Captain Turbo

    “Tusk and Frank” sounds like a really bad buddy cop movie.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    You’ve seen the Rich Evans episode of Inside The Actor’s Studio?

    Dude makes Robin Williams look like a total hack-fraud.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    With your ocelot kitty breasts!

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Un-fyucking-kind.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I hear they’ve taken to care-boarding at Guantanamo. You know, that US torture facility that’s not supposed to be still running but is.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I really really someone.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Ew. You put your thing in BOYHOOD?

    That’s nasty.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    A fox recently attacked a chubby precious snowflake on an US playground. True story.

    Do not fyuck with foxes.

  • Eyenorite? That’s one thing to be said for a theme with lyrics. Do any shows TV today have them?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Comic-Book Movies.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I don’t think so, but “Law and Order” has that atonal bo-ong sound. Do you want to count that?

  • DanceOfBirther

    Yes, but they have to be animated.

  • Rene Belloq 12 inch Figure

    starring a walrus and frank stallone.

  • lucusfarts

    I dont even know what the wall of shame is, is that even better than that?

  • ikdks

    Schwarzenegger’s misogyny is type three. Stop or my Mom will Shoot and Over the Top were type one.

  • ikdks

    No, both are protected by the first amendment. In fact ‘invective’, insulting people, is protected speech.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Yes. That is the best-est. You win the internets.

  • Palpatine

    Well someone did make a fake trailer if Lynch had directed Jedi:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PALjbTo1D5U

  • its called bleach

    yeah i missed those quote marks when typing up my reply

  • lucusfarts

    Watching this filled me with a deep sense of sadness.

  • Thanatos2k

    But just one kid? That’s like asking for him to get almost killed in a lightsaber lava fight. And then he might betray you and throw you down a mine shaft only to die afterwards because his arm got cut off….wait, why did he die again?

  • NotRickBerman

    Let it go.

  • NotRickBerman

    Whoa.

  • NotRickBerman

    It’s gonna be great.

  • Ogrot

    THAT”S NOT A SHEEP YOU FUCKING RETARD!

  • DanceOfBirther

    Tim and Eric have now fully crossed over the Lynch side.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt7nhSS9Adc

  • Joe

    We can agree to disagree. I think if you saw the film you might think Mike and Jay made a bigger deal out of it than they should have. Finally the Falcon analogy I feel works because that’s like complaining about one single prop/set or whatever, and this is like complaining about one single element of how the plot unfolds.

    Again, we can agree to disagree, I’m not talking that harshly at either of them, I appreciate their review and just happen to have a slightly different opinion than them. If you see the film and happen to agree with them that’s fine, it’s probably not worth talking about anymore though seeing as you haven’t seen the film.

  • Joe

    I didn’t hear that, but I did see a talking pizza roll. It told me to butcher my wife in the bathtub. I found that part to be really out of place and not make sense in the context of the review.

  • Jason Ross

    When does Electric Boogaloo: Electric Boogaloo 2: Electric Boogalooer come out?

    Boogaloo.

  • Recognizable, yes. Hummable, no.

  • Prometheus, Kingdom of Heaven, the second half of Gladiator. To paraphrase Mark Twain on Wagner, Sir Ridley’s movies look better than they are.

  • Jean-François Martel

    Well okay, these last 20 years or so.

  • Felson

    Surprised Jay didn’t see Nymphomaniac.

  • stryker1121

    Entertain me, dammit!

  • Stupid Wizard

    Shit, Disqus is part of Project Insight!

  • Stupid Wizard

    Speaking of doing a thing why haven’t they haven’t done Frozen on Ice?

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Forgiveness granted automatically. You didn’t even have to ask for it. I’m just snarky. It’s how I compensate for a bullied childhood. And a lousy singing voice.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Except for ALIEN. That’s still a good one.

    It’s almost like he made it by accident.

  • Stupid Wizard

    Was I supposed to rape them?

  • Looking at his IMDB, I see that he also directed G.I. Jane. In another thread, I was just about to cite that as the kind of propaganda film that, on principle, I don’t watch.

  • Mrs. Gryce prefers the citations to the Nukie boxes, so I’ve been swapping one for the other.

  • Derek Cottle

    “Jodorowsky’s Dune” is basically an excuse to showcase Jodorowsky’s personality. If you like him, you’ll enjoy the movie. But I think RLM is a bit quick to discredit the project of Dune, though. Knowing the kinds of movies he’s made, I don’t know of another director who could have pulled off a project like that. The special effects required of it were just becoming developed with Star Wars, and his last movie (The Holy Mountain) was funded by the Beatles. I don’t want to live in a world without visionaries like Jodorowsky who have that level of ambition.

  • andrew thompson

    yeah and he wont do what he is told either… COCK KNUCKLE!

  • andrew thompson

    i kinda want to do it even if fiddy dosent

  • andrew thompson

    i saw the avengers on t.v. sorry.

  • Duckler

    I’m just happy that the alien-faced radio is back where it belongs.

  • andrew thompson

    yeah i’m dyslexic if it wasnt for spellchecker nothing i write would make any sense.

  • Stupid Wizard

    YOU WHAT?!

  • DanceOfBirther

    The ending of ROTJ would been better if Luke had completely subdued Vader, knelt before Palpatine and then this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUORL-bvwA0

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Seriously? G.I. JANE?!!?

    Gawd, that’s the kind of thing I would’ve thought was beneath even his brother!

    (Too soon?)

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    That IS the screen ratio it was made for, after all.

    I will allow it.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    I rode a porpoise. It was a long time ago. It was before I knew I was supposed to hate Sea World. The Heart sisters still rocked. That’s how long ago it was.

    If it redeems me in any way, I regret it now.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Is that an electric pussy?

    Careful, don’t get it wet! 😉

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Rich Evans strikes again!

    Definitely not cool about fire safety!

  • Noah R.

    Jay’s giggle at 14:35 is too cute <3

    #Gay4Jay

  • Noah R.

    Such precision, much amaze!

  • Uncle Dan

    I get computer ads, Eve Online ads, and stuff telling me i can get loans if I need money.

    Sounds about right.

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    You don’t want to give it the shocker?

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    Actually it’s Electric Boogaloo 2: Annie Hall.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    He’s a bit of a Necrophiliac like that.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    That’s Henry Cavill from Man of Steel, right?

    http://i.imgur.com/PhDNPRW.jpg

  • So then…same old Tim and Eric?

  • NicholasRibcage

    You mean Jay 4 Gays?

  • NicholasRibcage

    Yes. And he knows that I’m really not NicholasRibcage.

  • NicholasRibcage

    Is that a Star Trek: Into Darkness reference?

  • NicholasRibcage

    CAT PICTURE!

  • NicholasRibcage

    Be cool about fire safety.

  • NicholasRibcage

    Now, you are free.

  • NicholasRibcage

    That was great. Lynch is such a hack fraud.

  • NicholasRibcage

    No underwear.

  • jmt

    Best $15 I spent this month

  • Palpatine

    They have.

  • andrew thompson

    people who post cat pictures should be shot! its just lazy!

  • andrew thompson

    i would only go gay4rich…

  • andrew thompson

    fire isnt safe live with it!

  • andrew thompson

    the guy who sold me it said it was a German Shepard!!!…

  • andrew thompson

    that was shocking.

  • andrew thompson

    jays idea of an orgy….

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    You’re a…Jay-theist?

  • fred

    yeah, but you need a lot of it.

  • Like Icare

    Nah, it’s the demolition man.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OZIUuJG_so

  • Like Icare

    Watching Frozen makes him want to use the Star Wars Christmas Special VHS as a FleshlightTM.
    Which is a very painful way to go.

  • omitted

    I think it is a prerequisite for this webzone to be a member of the Church of Rich Evans, but my daily ‘worship’ goes to Jay.

  • Like Icare

    Aren’t they all nekkophiliacs?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngzQjht4h4U

  • omitted

    I would kneel before Jay

  • Like Icare

    Only the ones that keep brakin easily.

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    Do you worship him on your knees?

  • omitted

    I wonder if Jay would go Gay4Pay…

  • I actually like the movie. It’s a batshit crazy version of the first one. It’s great.

  • omitted

    Usually I put on a video of Jay (preferably Quick Cuts), lean back and just… well, let’s leave something to the imagination.

  • Alex

    Nonsense, the new Superman doesn’t wear underpants anymore…………….at least not on top of his costume. What has this world come to. What has HE haaaad?

  • Alex

    Actually it kinda looks like his buttcheeks are in front.
    Is that normal or just Jay?

  • Alex
  • Stupid Wizard

    Paul W.S. Anderson-I mean uh I mean Paul Thomas Anderson’s new movie looks awesome. It’s the only November movie I want to watch that’s not Interstellar.
    http://youtu.be/wZfs22E7JmI

  • Stupid Wizard

    For one the second part is insultingly bad. And two it’s a just a gender bend story of Rich Evans’ life.

  • Stupid Wizard

    Oh no. They already made my joke!

  • I’d love to see PTA take a stab at comedy, though from what I understand the trailer isn’t cut by him so I have no idea what to expect…well other than awesome.

  • It is shit…I’ll give you that much.

  • Stupid Wizard

    It looks better than American Hustle that’s for sure. With that film Russell was trying to make a great film, while it wasn’t bad it was decent. PTA knows exactly what he’s doing with this movie. He’s making the best possible movie based on a book written by a fucking weirdo who doesn’t show his face to anyone.

  • Gene Parmesan

    The man is a genius.

  • Gene Parmesan

    And yet you can’t show your gratitude by surviving a PreRec run of FTL, for shame.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    November? I heard it was being released December 12th and IMDb has it releasing in January.

  • lucusfarts

    I am never asking to be a crew member again,I am like the jonah of ftl, all die when I am on board.

  • Stupid Wizard

    It’s weird. Where I live it says November. What the fuck, Warner Bros?

  • Marvin Falz

    True. We need a strong brewery-industrial complex.

  • The film will be faithful to the novel which was straight up comedy.

    Side note:I want a proper PTA discussion on HiTB.Jay talking about The Master for 60 seconds in 2012 recap just won’t do.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    He wants to shange the mind of all the young peepul of all the world.
    You gotta at least sorta love his enthusiasm. One cannot watch JODOROWSKY’S DUNE without a smile on one’s face. Even if it is complete bullsh.

  • I think I couldlisten to Josh Brolin angrily ordering pancakes in Japaniese on an endless loop… then again I could listen to the kurlan naiskos sound effect on an endless loop so maybe just take that for what it’s worth.

  • Fartastic

    Jesus, another Wolverine movie?

  • Felson

    People who were privileged to see it have compared it to Big Lebowski.

  • Anthony D.

    Unfortunately, the December 12 date is most likely for a limited release. Wider expansion will probably come in January.

  • Anthony D.

    I actually enjoyed Bad Words. It wasn’t anywhere near the best comedy of the year (that’s between 22 Jump Street and The Amazing Spider-Man 2), but it was fine.

  • John Dough

    Is that the porn actress Belladonna at 0:34? I`m probably wrong but that looks just like her.

  • DanceOfBirther

    Pretty much, but more emphasis on the uncomfortable.

  • NotRickBerman

    Still a better love story than Twilight

  • Fartastic

    In order to maintain the rhyme, let’s say bitch4rich.

  • Michael Collins

    Is this the big lebobski 2?

  • DanceOfBirther

    I think it is. Nina Hartly was in Boogie Nights after all.

  • DanceOfBirther

    Wait, wait, another movie reference just came to me.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MgyRO3c870

  • DanceOfBirther

    Nice double entendre there.

  • DanceOfBirther

    Alas, I could only stand 20 seconds.

  • Stupid Wizard

    I think WB changed the scheduling for screening or something.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Are there any female Jay fans here? Or do they all get caught in Rich’s tractor beam…

  • RLMkeepitup

    Are there any female Jay fans here? Or do they all get caught in Rich’s tractor beam…

  • DanceOfBirther

    It’s a scar from his motorcycle gang days.

  • jaymanxyz2

    Sans makeup, probably.

  • jaymanxyz2

    Greg Sestero?

  • Anthony D.

    Completely unintended, actually.

  • Anthony D.

    It’s been described as “The Big Lebowski meets The Big Sleep.” Also, having read the book, I can tell you that it’s going to be funny. The book is really funny.

  • Anthony D.

    “You Have 1 Notification: Hail HYDRA.”

  • Stupid Wizard

    Yep it’s her, just a cameo according to her twitter. Isn’t strange how PTA directed Boogie Nights and casts a former porn star? It’s more ironic than Magic Mike…oh wait that wasn’t

  • Duckler

    I only come here these days to realize that I have no idea what’s going on. I was promised a Dungeons & Dragons movie review..!

  • Palpatine

    Janurary? I don’t like the sound of that!

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    Hey watch it buddy.

  • Palpatine

    No offence, but you’re a bad month to put movies in.

  • Like Icare

    Yeah but who’d be playing whom?

  • Like Icare

    It’s not a church. It’s a brotherhood.
    Like Freemasons only instead of a square and a compass over a G our symbol is that of a chable.

  • andrew thompson

    just rewatching this to fill the empty void that is my life… and every few minutes it cuts to the care boars… have i offended the gods?
    oh mighty plinkett forgive me!

  • fred

    Too many big name actors stuffed into that one. It seemed like the business side of the film took over some creative elements.

  • fred

    We can all have ambition. We also live in a world chalk full of reality. The film showcased how Amazing and Ingenious Jodorowsky was without considering the logistical errors of his vision. It was a bit one-sided; Oh it was the masterpiece that could have been–that sort of thing.

  • playdude92 .

    2014 movie catch-up, arrest, inappropriate questioning and begrudging release.

  • Palpatine

    This is what Plinkett does all day instead of making a new review.

  • Like Icare

    Stoklasses?
    Rich’s chicks?
    Jayoritas?

  • The guy

    Watch tusk you cowards

  • My ex wife

    OK I take it all back. I’m now being advised to “skip dinner for a change”… “find out for myself” and view cougars.

    Google knows everything, Evans help us!

  • lucusfarts

    Wait so its just RLM in general? Thank fuck i didnt have that “chat” that would have been so fucking bad.

  • lucusfarts

    Or maybe this is the bananaphone effect.

  • Palpatine

    I think for women it should be les4Jessi.

  • Duckler

    Is this site still a thing? It’s sooo Two Thousand and something..

  • Duckler

    When’s the next Best of the Worst?

  • DanceOfBirther

    All the best are.

  • Fartastic

    I agree, but since it’s 2014, it still has 985 years to go.

  • Michael Collins

    Alright, enough of this fucking shit, get to the next video you fucks!

  • Stupid Wizard

    I fucking agree! NEXT ONE DAMN IT!

  • Stupid Wizard

    The guy, I’m already a demon

  • ChaosIsBeauty

    I liked Bad Words…Felt it had the right balance of charm and “dickheadedness” needed for a nice little dark comedy. it’s definitely a rent, but it’s competent at what it sets out to do, which is make people laugh and feel uncomfortable doing so, unlike something like Let’s be Cops which is just unfunny shit

  • nd4spd

    Bad Words was painfully unfunny. I don’t think I ever laughed. Bateman can be funny but maybe the writer was just shit?
    Just some arsehole trying to achieve something you can’t sympathise with and stepping on people in ways that you can’t even uncomfortably laugh at.
    It’s not a dark comedy, it’s a dick comedy. Villians wouldn’t even be able to laugh at this crap.

  • nd4spd

    What is it trying to do?

  • andrew thompson

    MEH!

  • andrew thompson

    i think we need a “best of the court ordered” for public service announcements. my favorite is this 20th anniversary compilation of victoria, australias road safety ads…. this all went out in prime time on networks… it makes “wolf creek” look like “kindergarten cop”! http://youtu.be/z4Sr63_EDBc

  • nd4spd

    I hate you for teasing me with this fantastic impossibility.

  • megamanplayer

    Amen.

  • babyjew

    Tell a story about Bigfoot through found footage technique!

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Adam Sandler is no longer invading movie theatres. He’s invading Netflix, instead.

    http://money.cnn.com/2014/10/02/media/netflix-adam-sandler/index.html?hpt=hp_t4

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsTJaP2tC0A
    Some reason it made me think of this…

  • Palpatine

    I can’t for “Fuck, Fuck, Shit, Whatever, Then Someone Farts”!

  • Now I Get It

    “The Unit” had two, the good one with lyrics no one could understand, and the bad one with lyrics that the female demographic could understand, such that they kept the show on the air for another twenty-six years. …Oh, wait.

  • Good pull. Yes, the jody vs. the techno-pop song. Ah, The Unit, that late, lamented show. Snake Doctor, Dirt Diver, Betty Blue, Cool Breeze. What a travesty that a mediocrity like JAG lasted nine years, while a Mametian delight like The Unit got only four years (really, three and a half with the stupid WGA strike cutting season three by half). Wasn’t it really the only show that dealt positively with the GWOT? Not surprising, though, since Hollywood Hates America.

    And don’t tell me that “Two Coins” is not your favorite episode.

  • mantaradio
  • Saw “Gone Girl” tonight. Cool film! I hope RLM covers it!

  • Hank

    Will we get a Plinkett review in any of those years?

    Oh, and on an unrelated note, when is the next Plinkett Review?!?

  • andrew thompson

    apparently the sequel to “Fuck, Fuck, Shit, Whatever, Then Someone Farts” called “Fuck, Fuck, Shit, Whatever, Then Someone Farts and they Follow Thru!!!” is a crossover with the “Jack and Jill” franchise.

  • andrew thompson

    A) your lame for posting NPR.
    B) i’m more lamerer cause i heard it on the radio listening to NPR.

  • andrew thompson

    fuck boyhood!! the next intelligent thought provoking art movie… is?!!!
    http://au.ign.com/articles/2014/10/02/the-rock-loosely-attached-to-baywatch-movie

  • Marvin Falz

    I’m watching the videos about Psychomagic right now and I like them. Jodorowsky is very much a Freudian but he leans more to Jung, he says so. Jodorowsky isn’t insane, his movies might suggest something else but when you apply this logic, say, to RLM then they’re all a bunch of sexist rapist murderers cause they created the Plinkett character. Actually some of the people who commented on the fifth part of the Psychomagic session are quite impressed and touched in the spiritual heart. So thank you for posting this, Paulus Cañamonjas.

  • z7gizzyz7 .

    Why would they review Pirates of the Caribbean 3?

  • Paulus Cañamonjas

    You’re welcome! I’m so glad you liked it Marvin, I knew somebody would appreciate it. Yes, it’s very touching in fact, and his cosmovision is kind of inspiring. Hopefully more people will watch it. Btw that was a good comparison, imagination and reality are different things!

  • Marvin Falz

    Imagination needs intention to become reality. Art can be used as an outlet to vent feelings, to make them visible and understandable but you need to actually want to kill somebody to make imaginations dangerous. I know, religion and esoteric, (psychology too?) says otherwise and maybe there’s a kernel of truth there. I think the Nietzsche saying “Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself
    do not become a monster… for when you gaze long into the abyss. The
    abyss gazes also into you.” reflects that if you dwell for too long in negativity you become negativity and when you nourish resentment and hatred for too long you become resentment and hatred and the changes that you act resent- and hateful grow.

    I am impressed by the fastness with which Jodorowsky understood the two women and instantly found the (seemingly) right technique to apply. “Seemingly” because you never know what thought and emotional processes a client goes through after a therapeutic session. Be it as it may I like that Mr.Jodorowsky showed them his warm side, hugged them and gave both of them positive supporting words. He broke the psychotherapeutic rule of not touching the client. He touched them in a nonsexual way. And everybody seemed happy in the end.

  • Josh Carter

    Are you two assholes gonna review Gone Girl? I just saw it at the theatre.

  • Paulus Cañamonjas

    Yes, I agree about that specific quote, Nietzsche definitely knew a couple of things about loneliness and inner demons. I was also impressed by his cleverness, I arrived at the conclusion that he’s been doing this for years, which means, hundreds of people opening his soul to him. Just like Jung, he’s a real veteran and knows the human soul. Btw I wished I understood women as easily as him!

  • Russell Kitchen

    shit, the, THE worlds end

  • Phil Davis

    Jay’s Bum Men?

  • hybridm0ments

    I had to turn that Dune Documentary off.
    1. It looked like a horrible bullshit movie.
    2. That fat bearded fuck they kept cutting to… he sounded like his asshole was backed up into his throat.

  • andrew thompson

    are you sure it wasnt “behind the scenes of the phantom menace.”?

  • Now I Get It

    And Hammer Head, speaking of late, lamented.

    I fell off my camel for that series (and years ago Jewish women), but is “Two Coins” – two heartbreaking coins – my favourite episode? I might have to re-watch that whole series with that question in mind.

    Genre-wise, I took “The Unit” as a “battlefield procedural,” featuring that most common of Mamet’s themes, Getting On With It, with loads of suspenseful action that made it more “Mission Impossible” (1966) than “Sandbaggers” (1978) – which must be one reason it lasted as long as it did.

    And, yes, “JAG” and its “NCIS” spin-offs have racked up 600+ sorties, but imdb is still listing Mamet’s remake of “Have Gun Will Travel” as readying for take-off, so…

  • Marvin Falz

    Yes, me too. I also want to be as warm-hearted as him. I like that he calls Freuds oedipal ideas and the alleged female castration complex deliria of Freud. “One mustn’t kill his father, one has to absorb him.” Freud’s works are inarguably a major influence in psychology, psychiatry, social sciences and arts and humanities. He himself seemed to maintain rather dysfunctional relations. He would push away any dissenter of his theories, which turned out to be good because the dissenters developed their own schools of thoughts and healing methods. Freud also must have had a possessive relation to his daughter Anna who wouldn’t marry because of him. So it seems that the daughter kind of married her own father. I think that some of Freud’s theories reflect directly his own mental dispositions.

  • Paulus Cañamonjas

    Actually, I should read some Freud, I tried in my teen years but never got very far. All I remember is: repressed austrian women who want to get laid. And everything has a poop/piss connotation. I see you are into “turn of the century” thinking…was Marx a frustrated man, too? 😛

  • hybridm0ments

    The guy on Horror movie a day said it better than I can,

    “There’s a scene in the 3rd season of Project Greenlight where Kevin Smith admits that he doesn’t like horror movies, but after Red State and now Tusk,
    I think it’s safe to assume he is basing his opinion on very few genre
    films, because it’s abundantly clear that he doesn’t know how to make
    one of his own. With a talented filmmaker one could see a movie like
    this and assume that the director wasn’t beholden to the genre’s “rules”
    and tropes because they were above them, but by his own admission Kevin
    Smith is not a talented filmmaker. An interesting one, sure, and he
    has displayed a unique voice as a writer, but it’s clear he’s just
    fucking around at this point, and I couldn’t help but think that Tusk might
    actually have been better if he knew enough about horror movies to
    avoid cliches, or at least do something interesting with them.”

  • julian_m

    hearing them talk about The Hobbit part 3: The Desolation of Smaug part 2 or whatever it is called makes me want to try to explain to them that the next Evangelion movie is called Rebuild of Evangelion 3.0 + 1.0

  • Marvin Falz

    I don’t know, I’ve read somewhere that Marx was like a lazy bastard who wouldn’t wash his hair and body or something. Don’t know if this is true or some form of intellectualist gossiping or maybe even character assassination to underline the argument that his theories are all dead wrong.

  • nocomment

    We all get a little wrong sometime – God bless America rules! So fudge for you Bauman! …Mmm, fudge.

  • megamanplayer

    I thought it was bad.

  • Yeah and I’m pretty sure that’s a wattle not an asshole…

  • ikdks

    Empire wasn’t science fiction, it was fantasy. When Spock fixes the Enterprise, he fires an inverse tachyon beam into a static warp bubble, when Han Solo fixes the falcon he grabs a box wrench. In Star Wars the technology is just another form of magic, there’s no interest in how it works or why.

    That’s why midichlorians are so out of left field. It’s a sci fi explanation in a fantasy story..

  • AJ Smash

    I know this is way late and someone probably pointed it out already, but Bad Santa was MUCH better at creating a likable protagonist than Bad Words, and for reasons even more important than the script being written by the empirically competent screenwriting team behind I Love You, Phillip Morris, instead of the braindead moron behind being Jason Bateman’s friend and penning a yet-to-be-released turd where Peter Dinklage “FINALLY” plays a leprechaun.

    Bad Santa has just got a lot of interesting, emotionally competent stuff going on in its scene composition and framing. The director centralizes the pink elephant toy that Billy Bob’s surrogate child wants for Christmas like the goddamn Holy Grail, and we see this dirtbag mutilate himself to get it to him. The idea is that the film makes a compelling visual argument for Bad Santaman, in all his reprehensibleness, still has the human impulse to do something good for someone he made a connection with. His character’s arc doesn’t apologize for him, it just gives us a reason to cheer for him. both through dialogue and and that’s commendable.

    What did Bad Words give us? Brown? Uncomfortable class jokes? The budding visual language of Teen Wolf Too?

  • Harmy

    When I was watching Bad Words, I actually fiddled with the color settings and color corrected it to make it look watchable. It was still a bad movie but at least it wasn’t so ugly any more 🙂

  • sepiajack

    The ‘Mike Laugh’ makes its first appearance when talking about blowing dogs since the Star Trek Into Darkness name drop of “Humberto Cabbagepatch”

  • The Summer of George

    “Paaarrrrrrt twwooooo…”
    -H. Plinkett

  • Eric Moreland

    I would’ve made a one hour loop of the Mike’s Cabbagepatch Laugh, but I’m afraid people will use it as a torture device.

  • dead_magazine

    Thank you reds for the Jodorowski moment of zen. I mean reds as a loving shorthand to your studio’s full name, not at all implicating the communist threat that lurks around every corner.

  • ikdks

    I think Jay kind of missed the point a bit in Jodorowsky’s Dune. As a film nerd he may be a bit too into the auteur theory, and trusted Jodorowsky’s vision past the point where the voice of the documentary had, I think, lost faith.

    I see it as implied in the way the interviews were cut together. The director (of the doc) chose to introduce the different ideas in an order where there is a clear demarcation between what they did so right, and then where it all went wrong.

    The turning point was how Jodorowsky used his son. The doc follows the early part of the process where he assembled this tight knit little team of relatively unknown artists, who were just bursting with ideas and were doing all this amazing work.

    Then there’s the part where he starts trying to assemble the cast, and the whole thing becomes a hipster Cannonball Run. He gets Dali, Warhol, Orson Wells and Mic Jagger, and you know at that point that these people are never going to actually accomplish anything. It’s like he stopped making a film and started making a scene. These guys are going to drink, do drugs and trade groupies, and that’s about it.

    And again, the line that separates the good part of the project from the bad part, at least in the structure of the documentary, is where he starts training his son to actually be Paul Atreides, like he was trying to make his son a messiah, and the result bordered on child abuse.

    I think the documentary used that part of the story to turn the audience against the project. You didn’t need a businessman to come in and say, we can’t do this because of x, y and z, you could see that the project which was going pretty well, veer off into delusion.

    And then that’s all reinforced by showing how influential the storyboard they created became, because that was the part they did before the whole thing went off the rails.

  • Now I Get It

    I looked into this. Historical inaccuracies aside, Sir Ridley did every artistic thing correctly. He chose original sources that inspired his film’s designers, and information to influence his audience to accept his theme: the futility of the Crusades.

    His theme, however, needs no accepting. Everyone already knows that all war is massively destructive and excessively cruel. Even if the good guys win they only keep what’s theirs, while the bad guys lose everything; whereas if the bad guys win, they just resume the infighting that caused the war in the first place. Futile all around. So, why did Scott bother?

    “The Crusades was always part of my DNA. …[But] when I was at school I was less enamoured by the idea of politics and religion. I was more interested in the kind of cowboy stuff, you know, the armour and the swords and the violence and the fighting. And, also, as all of us, probably, assuming that the Muslims are the bad guys.” [“Development”, Disc 3, 4-disc Director’s Cut]

    The film has its bloodshed, and the arms and armour were what the designers strove to get right. So, Scott must have made his film to retract his assumption about who are the bad guys. Which leads me to class “Kingdom of Heaven” with “Dead Man Walking”.

    Both films are a “balanced” look at an ancient rage, but differ in that whereas KoH shows that both sides were cruel, DMW shows that the families of both killer and victim suffer. Thus, both films make the effect of violent conflict their theme, as if its cause is too complex to understand or resolve.

    Its influence on the audience, then, would be ironic, as Scott offers to replace the futility of rage with the futility of resignation, as if to say “If only everyone had given up all at once.” But on these terms, who could disagree?

    Unlike Scott, Daniel Pearl ventured into the desert, specifically, to sort out the other side’s cause, only to be caught in that very irony. Like the heroes of Scott’s film, he wound up quite resigned, yet unlike them was granted no “safe passage to Christian lands.”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We3f3YKlHDs

    So, has Scott proved or disproved his own theme?

  • Graceless

    Interesting how Mike makes sure to pronounce “Jodorowsky” correctly.

  • Anders Hass

    Youtube version if RedLetterMedia haven’t changed it before blip has been shut down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFu8IH02_co&index=20&list=PL34C1F26D03F5F9B8

  • nt

    eehoooh

  • Timothy Atkins

    How else could he have pronounced it?

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