GHOSTBUSTERS TRAILER REVIEW!

March 4, 20162,552 Comments

Ghostbusters is the 2016 remake of the classic Ivan Reitman film. It stars Melissa McCarthy, Kristin Wiig, Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones and is directed by Paul Feig.


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  • Domo

    I don’t think you gave me enough ways to follow you on the Internet.

    You also didn’t put up enough manchildren toys as your background, so therefore your nerd cred is suspect.

  • Som

    ah the only good thing about terrible trailers/moobies is these hack frauds reaction to peoples reaction to them, yes said moobies

  • tOmy`

    Wait, is Rich Evans on Grindr?!

  • Fat chicks I want fat chicks! N’ghosts n’stuff…………………………

  • Palpatine

    This should be intresting.

  • tOmy`

    Don’t hold your breath.

  • Kaitscralt

    it’s gonna be grindr

  • Tapeworm

    Ah heell no!

  • Domo

    Rich Evans is Grindr.

    If he can Grindr, you can grindr, too!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Very informative. It made me rethink my stance on this movie.

  • spidercmb

    I followed Red Letter Media on grindr and all I got was this lousy HIV.

  • David Simonot

    I was wondering when someone was going to make fun of how every video on youtube is the same fucking garbage. Quick cuts, quips, and opinions.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    One of the big three.

  • Tapeworm

    Lemme check my “Make a Grindr Joke” app

  • Tapeworm

    GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

  • tOmy`

    That must have been one expensive app.

  • Palpatine

    All them jump cuts.

  • Kaitscralt

    he’s on hoagie

  • Domo

    Whatever your thoughts are, that’s my feelings, too!

    GAAAAAAAAAAAY!

  • Seemless!

  • OMNI

    I’ll pass

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    OOOOH BREAKFAST!

  • Remember to follow gay people on Gaybook, Twigay and Gaybler.

  • Domo

    I heard the youth love jump cuts!

  • Square Peg

    I feel like maybe they didn’t like the editing?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Jays on grindr? Subscribed.

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    You haaaaacks!

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    Too bad My Gay Space was shut down.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    *swipes right.

  • Tapeworm

    Also The Beatles

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    This is like a powered up version of C. Stuckmann.

  • OMNI

    and trousers

  • Tapeworm

    I must be mingling with the wrong youths.

  • This is our competitor!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Jay looks depressed. He’s stylistically designed to be that way.

  • Domo

    But not Rich Evan’s droid. It likes more rhythmic movements.

  • Palpatine

    I think that was the joke. Plus, Jay does look like Chris.

  • frankelee

    Subscribed.

  • tOmy`

    Did you know that today was the day when the dead one said they are more popular than the other dead person?

    RIP

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    I have mixed feelings about him, he’s a good guy and have an easy laugh which I appreaciate but man…all this “geek” cliche, are people really like that?

  • tOmy`

    Have you seen the internet?

  • Tapeworm

    I didn’t get past porn yet, does it get good after?

  • Tapeworm

    Jesus.

  • stryker1121

    What about a telegram, you hacks!

  • Tapeworm

    OK, can we all just stop with the whole “Jay” charade? All we’ve ever seen was a chair with like a dot in the middle and what some perceive as a teeny tiny squeaky voice.

  • Domo

    Or carrier pigeons.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    not really.

  • Palpatine

    I like him too, but the “geek” cliche is kind of annoying. Have you seen what a real pop-culture geek looks like?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    ‘wrist cuts

  • stryker1121

    Pony Express, maybe.

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    Too much…I’m talking about toys, shirts and bookshelfs with geek stuff in it. It looks like it is prefabricated or something.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    *Posts Palpys facebook profile…

  • OMNI

    I was directed there the other day. My profile is still there…?

  • Nerds are basically retards. Just play an ‘appliances make chewbacca noises’ clip and see who laughs. You have my permission to shoot them. Comicbook dorks are even worse, they have ruined movies forever.

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    No, but you have permission to kill me, go ahead.

  • Domo

    Don’t forget enough hair gel to make the guy from Ancient Aliens envious.

    http://www.quickmeme.com/img/5d/5d4d0e411cb65dae002c60ca7be8c596c58c9afcc867aa58371a6c1eb6943e09.jpg

  • Bubs

    I’m now following you guys on hamster, blinder, and splinter, just like you asked!

  • Tapeworm
  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    I only see a proton.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    What you mean this was made up!? OMG Jay Lied to me visually!

  • Tapeworm

    TOPICAL!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I can’t wait for the new socially sensitive HiTB remake! Starring Jessi Stoklasa as Mike,Jocelyn Ridgely as Jay and Gillian Bellinger as Rich Evans. I hear it’s gonna be totally respective of the original and if you dislike it you’re a shitlord who needs to check his privilege…

  • Smoke signals like them Navi use in Titanic 2

  • tOmy`

    Uhm…

    That’s what you mean. Well I am sure that no person on this webzone is currently surrounded by empty beer bottles, LEGOs and Episode 1 poster.

    That would be silly, right? Well, sexy and attractive and kinda understandable, but silly, right?

    Hehe…he

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Leave the dead jewish zombie wizard out of it.

  • Tapeworm

    Shush, we’ve all seen both your face and the poster, sexy beast.

  • OMNI

    SO is anyone from the original Ghostbusters involved with the “New” movie…?

  • Tapeworm

    They got the OG Best Boy, ironically

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Sadly, everyone that’s still alive is… except Rick Moranis.

  • Markham

    All-female cast or not, the new Ghostbusters movie don’t look so good. Unless every other scene in it is has people getting violently slapped.

  • Bills in it and Ripley and former earthling Dan Aykroyd

  • tOmy`

    I just realized that my hoarding quirk of cool, random stuff may be a bit… geeky?

    Damn, I need to get out and do couple of body-shots off barely legal bartender to get some street cred back.

  • *pops champaigne*
    One down! Hahahaaa!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Do rum bottles count? I dont really like beer.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    ♪DROP THE BEAT BOSS!♪

  • Tapeworm

    Go for illegal, if possible.

  • Palpatine

    At least he has standards.

  • Domo

    Could you imagine if this new Ghostbusters movie had a ghost blowjob scene in it, too?

    The only funny thing that would be allowed to happen is if the ghosts signed consent forms before the blowjob took place.

  • OMNI

    Go Rick. I guess I read an article where he said “No thanks”

  • tOmy`

    You know what they say: Been there, done jail.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Someone has to.

  • Bubs

    There’s gonna be ectoplasm everywhere!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Yes, he said he wasn’t going to come out of retirement for a cameo.

  • Tapeworm

    “Well that is certainly a spooky”

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Nerdscare is that a new Space Obama joke?

  • tOmy`

    But as a responsible ghost, there won’t be any ectoplasm in her hair or eyes.

    Contrary to popular belief, gurls apparently don’t like that.

  • Palpatine

    Dan needs money for more food to shove in his face.

  • OMNI

    I just saw Little Shop of Horrors (both original and remake) Rick is amazingly talented

  • Maybe even a Nazi elf rape……….. I’m going to have to stop now.

    #guyilt

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Can’t stand the dude. It’s like the pewdiepie of movie reviews. Most of them hacks on youtube are.

  • Bubs

    Hah! Like women’s opinions matter.

    #LipBalm

  • tOmy`

    Awwwww, a joke that nobody will get.

    And that’s why we are internet friends. Or at least share our pain via cheap, eastern modems.

  • OMNI

    #goyilt #mahshuginah

  • tOmy`

    IT’S GOOD FOR YOUR SKIN!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    It is quite difficult to perform oral sex on a woman in overalls. This move sounds worse all the time.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    BTW, that’s going to be really distracting while watching the movie: “Oh, look that’s Bill Murray! He was in the original. Look! It’s Ernie Hudson, he was a ghostbuster too. Look at that! Sigourney Weaver is in this one too. Where’s Dan Aykroyd? Ah, there he is! I wonder if Annie Potts… yep, they got to her too.”

  • It’s not an Adam Sandler movie so I won’t hate it.

  • Palpatine

    I can already imagine how this film’s gonna play out.

  • Domo
  • dollar store cashier wife

    -RLM official review.

  • I’m layin off the dark stuff for a while. Need my soul back.

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    Once in a while he has these moments of honesty, especially when he talks about specific topics, genres, movie going experiences etc. He goes with the herd though.

  • tOmy`

    I am getting all my education from Amy Schumer.

  • Clark

    It’ll probably happen to Hemsworth. But if it is one of the ladies it’ll most likely be Leslie Jones.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    YOU CANT SAY THAT ON TELEVISION!

  • Bubs

    He’s gotta pay for his ticket aboard the starship to Alpha Centauri.

  • Tapeworm

    Who…who you gonna…(uncontrollable sobbing)

  • Best possible score ‘Not an Adam Sandler movie’

  • OMNI

    Please share

  • Bubs

    A rape counsellor.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    or “well at least it’s not a M.Bay film”

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Sadly even Murry caved in and did a cameo after the dump truck full of cash was dumped on his lawn.

  • Giant bean stock kills everyone…. please God.

  • Domo

    If it makes you feel any better, Paul Feig thinks you’re a misogynist.

  • Tapeworm

    And subscribe

  • Palpatine
  • Tapeworm

    Well that’s one less cock I’m sucking. Mmmm-hmmm!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    DID YOU GATHERED THAT INFORMATION FROM COCKTAILS WITH KHLOE?

  • OMNI

    So who is going to play Louis?

  • They cross their mensstrual cycles to kill the ghosts. Genious. No man could ever thought up th………………

  • OMNI

    I’ve lost some respect for Bill over the past few years

  • tOmy`

    OH MY GOD FEIG IS THE GUY WHO MADE THE SPY MOVIE?!

    You know, remember? That really classy, not at all shameful movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrY3v1eDmQY

    You know what’s even more disturbing? That’s his goddamn wife. Crap, I better stick to paying attention to music instead of this. This is making me feel icky.

  • Palpatine

    Yes!

  • OMNI

    You dark Goonga..

  • Classic Gilchrist ‘D average’

  • Colby Grimes

    Thank you Jay that was wonderful.

  • Tapeworm

    Reboob.

    heh

  • Tapeworm

    Grindr is a great app, isn’t it?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    No, Melissa McCarthy’s husband is the guy that directed Tammy. Not Paul Feig, I don’t know the name of the other guy.

  • Boose Rolton

    How does one get one of these privilege checks that everyone is on about? Does it come in the mail? Do I have to send an electronical message to this webzone? I haven’t recieved one yet. : (

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I wanted to slam the guy but then I looked at his IMDB profile. He directed some of the best episodes of The Office alongside Arrested Development,Parks and Recreation and…Mad Men. WTF?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    She seems like a nice person.
    (If you cant say something nice dont say anything.)

  • tOmy`

    Oh, sorry, yea, my bad. I was seeing too red to actually fact-check wiki.

  • Palpatine

    Elizabeth Perkins.

  • tOmy`

    And Weeds! I didn’t check which season, but hey, show about strong, complicated female character.

    Uhm… what’s happening?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Like his moves all mostly boring shit.

  • tOmy`
  • Tapeworm

    So he knows sexism when he sees it, then. Damn.

  • Tapeworm

    Dude, stop posting porn sites!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Bridesmaids was ok. It wasn’t really funny, but it was watchable.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    do you like any tv shows besides Mr. Robot andy:) ?

  • Palpatine

    He also created Freaks and Geeks!

  • Domo
  • Ghostbusters 2016 is going to be better than Space Cop. *sobs*

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Well that ain’t exactly hard is it?

  • Tapeworm

    Not sure, some of the CGI shots seem to be on par with it

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s like saying “well at least it’s not an Adam Sandler/M.Bay film”

    #going full circle

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I remembered because reviews were like: “So, she gets all this starpower, she can do anything she wants now, and she and her husband choose to produce this crap?”

  • Boose Rolton

    More like a Jeremy Jahns, but same difference anyways. Not that I have something against those guys, but they rarely have anything to say.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Yeah, just basically not many american ones. They only found out how to make good ones in the last few years.

  • John Strandwitz

    It’s like Jeremy Jahns died his hair and grew a beard!!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Arrested Developement is a goddamn classic though

  • Clark

    The male equivalent of the cast in this trailer I could come closest to is Jack Black, Demitri Martin, Kevin Hart, and Andy Samberg. Which is honestly worse than what we’re offered here.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Thats why I added ‘Mostly’

  • Domo

    Here’s a legit question. Does this reboot make you mad because of the pandering to females, Melissa McCarthy, or the Paul Feig twitter meltdown/marketing?

    The more I thought about it, the more this whole marketing campaign reminds me of the RedTails HiTB. Instead of George Lucas saying that the studios are racists and the fans don’t have enough black role models, it’s Paul Feig and Sony saying the critics are misogynists and this new generation needs female role models.

    Add in photo ops with dying children before the first trailer is even released, and it just screams incredibly tacky.

  • Palpatine

    The pandering and marketing.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    If you say so…

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Nah, I just hate the idea of more Ghostbusters. Just like I hate to think about more Indiana Jones.

  • Boose Rolton

    The masturbatory several minutes long intro with loud music and terrible effects is also missing.

    “meh” 12/10 IGN

  • tOmy`

    I already talked about this when RedSkeleton asked, but hey, lemme break it down to you:

    1) I don’t give a flying poop who is in the movie, as long as they do their job.
    2) The trailer made me cringe very badly. For a “gender-breaking” (their words, not mine) movie, it sure does look fucking racist. Guess you can’t be a human on all fronts, can you?
    3) And regarding the whole gender swap, let me try to remember what I said:

    The problem is in the marketing. They basically PRed the shit out of it like this: “Look, do you see, it’s 4 women! That’s 8 breasts and no penis! FOUR WOMEN! IN A MOVIE! A movie called Ghostbusters. Vagina.”

    While their approach should have been: “Look, we are making a Ghosbuster sequel and we thought it would be a nice idea to tell the story of 4 new characters, who are women, their connection to the previous plots and just refresh the saga with new faces that come from comedy background.”

    Spot the difference. And that’s why I hate their approach. Sicario and Mad Max went the other way and look how well it turned out.

  • RLMkeepitup

    it oozes studio exec decisions. the type of ooze that should stay in the sewers.

  • Domo

    Indiana Jones is probably going to make a cameo in this film just to make you hate life even more.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    All of that. Also time for a repost:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq7zA3WVTpw

  • Palpatine

    Right next to Bambi’s corpse.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I hate it because its a fucking stupid idea that looks like every other shit Hollwould pile of shit reboot.
    And making it all female cast +HOT GUY! is seriously lame. someone did a huge pile of coke and then said…
    “OOOOOOOH! what if the Ghostbusters where all Gurls! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA! MORE COKE!”

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I’m never gonna watch it! Ha, the joke’s on you!

  • tOmy`

    Oh, and I also said something about: We still don’t know jackshit about the story, but we are still being reminded it’s 4 women in a movie.

    I hope you catch my drift, this could turn out to be a cool movie, but if I were to judge it by a trailer, fuck no. Fat jokes and racist jokes. Great. Empowering.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    finality doesn’t exist outside arthouse cinema sadly.

  • RLMkeepitup

    is that really Jay’s work space. did he edit space cop there. I don’t see any tissues…. I’m sure he shed serious tears while editing.

  • Domo

    Yeah, I remember that video. It made me chuckle more than I would ever want to admit.

  • tOmy`

    All Space Cops effect were rendered on that printer behind him.

    #FanFacts

  • Palpatine

    It seems like a gimick to me.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I’m ok with these franchises living on as video games, books, comic books, toys, cartoons, porn parodies, etc.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s ok to admit it. We’re all terrible people here!

    #best community ever fam

  • tOmy`

    The only “gimmick” I allow is that we, from my point of view, should be able to see a James Bond movie with a character of a different gender and / or different ethnic background.

    That franchise deserves it and it would be cool. We already proved we can do “different” Bond and for better or worse, we can continue the franchise without feeling it like we are driving it off the cliff.

  • DanceOfBirther

    “Dr. Jones! You’re a Ghostbuster?”
    https://youtu.be/A9TXtTg4qik?t=26s

  • DoctorKillpatient

    But why did they had to hire Attar from Tim Burton’s Planet of the Apes?

  • tOmy`

    Okay, I made a serious post, so it’s time to work a bit before going back to my usual sexist / racist / gay self.

    I meant homophobic.

  • Bubs

    Does the modern female generation need positive female role models? Yeah, probably. Does an “all female ghostbusters” fit that description? FUCK NO.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Is Chris Hemsworth really the male equivalent of Annie Potts? The Janine in the cartoon was more attractive, but Janine in the movie was about as unassuming in her looks as any of the guy ghostbusters.

    Oh, wait! Hemsworth is wearing glasses. They uglied him up. I’m so stupid.

  • jmt

    The naked cynicism.

  • Palpatine

    I said earlier that I have no problem with them being women. My problem is how unfunny they seem to be written.

  • Domo

    I’m glad I had my female role models as a child. They weren’t scary at all.

    https://media.giphy.com/media/hY22HetrZvSms/giphy.gif

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Midget James Bond . Sorry, Little James Bond.

  • RLMkeepitup

    jack black already played a ghostbuster in that be kind rewind movie

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’m certain that our theories of Jay being The Flash are as true as Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer.

  • Boose Rolton

    …which is, I think, is completely against the point. The point is women starring in lead roles should be normal right? Not the selling point of the movie and not some kind of rare spectacle to be riled about. They will sell this as something bold and groundbreaking and something that has never been done before. And now I’m laughing because I think of Aliens, I think of Kill Bill and I am also reminded how that mediocre Silent Hill film a decade or so ago had exactly ONE prominent male character, a constantly puzzled, drunk-off-his-tits Sean Bean.

  • Tapeworm

    I honestly liked the concept (as a woman, naturally), but now it just seems to be one other idea with marketing first in mind

  • dollar store cashier wife

    can you share the equation you used? I wanna share this with my fellow academics on lemonparty.org

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Positive things I have seen so far in the trailer: Pistol add ons to the proton pack seem cool…….
    Negatives: Everything

  • tOmy`

    “…which is, I think, is completely against the point. The point is women starring in lead roles should be normal right?”

    I say this way too often. Preach it, bro. But be careful before whom you preach it, some people don’t see it this way.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Fun fact: Indiana Jones leaves a message in the ghostbusters answering maching in the 2009 video game. He says one of the Gozer relics the ghostbusters have belongs in a museum.

  • RLMkeepitup

    that printer is huge, he must print a ton of fan mail

  • I hate the reboot because of the reboot churnouts. I’d endorse an all girl ghost catching product not being Ghostbusters. I don’t really care so much about it to be honest it’s not what I watch anyways. But knowing that good movies can be made and seeing this kind of marketing shlock and calculated movie making turns me off entirely. That goes for Star Wars, Marvel movies, rebrands and useless comedies aswell. I wish these people the best cus they all have made good stuff otherwise but I’d also wish that the Adam Sandler’esc quality would be banned on any film.

    I do recognize the makings of stereotypes like we males were rinsed through in the 80’s with macho movies. I can’t shake off the insults that this movie makes.

    To quote my wife “I don’t care what movies tell me to do. I know what works for me and that’s what you get” It’s hard to translate from swedish but what she means is to be left alone and not become a production of a ready made mold. She has told me about the sexist things she has been through and that being female puts her in a dissadvantage many times and that it’s frustrating but she also thinks pop culture blessings or cures are laughable. Skrattretande as she says.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    also speaking of Red Tails and Ghostbusters critique I fucking laughed out loud at this comment on RLM facebook:

    You’ll be a bigger racist than that guy who thought Twelve Years a Slave was “average at best”.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’m all for an all female Ghostbusters if the leads didn’t already have a schtick we’re all familiar with. With emphasis on Leslie Jones who just plays the screaming, loud mouth, large black woman in everything.

  • Strelnikov

    It was already done in the Philippines in the 1970s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqVGgBe_v5o

  • Quick cuts is back!

  • tOmy`

    It’s mostly omie’s dickpics tho.

    They have a special garage for them.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Literally.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Hypercharged Quick cuts.

  • Tapeworm

    Remember, down, not across

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Woah!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    -Paul Feig to people who disliked the trailer,Twitter,2016

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    oh that reminds me. Why the fuck did she lick the gun?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Paul Fieg went crazy on Twitter because no one likes how shitty his movie looks? I’m shocked.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    BECUASE WEIRD IS FUNNY! NOW LAUGH DAMMIT!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Ironically there’s a click bait article on McCarthy’s show Mike and Molly being cancelled.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    WHEN’S THE NEXT MORROWIND STREAM?

  • Domo

    Mitchell Taco Nash is probably kicking himself for not thinking of this when making his trailer reaction videos.

    Poor Canadians. Can never catch a break.

  • tOmy`

    One more thought: This is (at least from my point of view) marketing 101:

    If you have no trust in your product, or don’t believe people will buy your ideas, focus on one specific gimmick and just hammer that one. AAA+ games are using this one for years. Obviously, in the current world of diversity / gender issues and importance of social media, the best way to go about it when making a movie is exactly what this movie is doing.

    And it reeks of the fact they don’t have anything else to show for it.

    Was Mad Max marketed through Furiosa? Was Sicario marketed through female lead? Was even the “dumb stuff” like Jessica Jones marketed as “first female superhero show”? Or, my favorite example (surprise, surprise), is F&F talking about the most diverse cast of blockbuster season while having two lead female roles? Fuck no, they have a moterfucking tank to show for it.

    Each of these movies / shows showcased their strength by talking about the story, the effects and the substance. Not casting. Because they believe in more than just in the casting.

    For me, it is that simple. Ghostbusters Reboot has currently nothing to show for itself.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Oh god that Jeremy Jahns editing.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Who is the love interest in this? Who is Sigourney Weaver’s counterpart?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Oh, it was a joke… I get it….
    (I dont get it.)

  • Like Icare

    THAT’S SEXIST!

  • RLMkeepitup

    not sure the comedy style of the 80s sells these days, people (writers? audience?) are more self aware and the scripts get locked down. I just see this movie being forgotten quickly..

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Didn’t he get the memo that jump-cuts are SO 2009?

  • RLMkeepitup

    plot twist, she’s back as both the love interest and gozer

  • It’s an old calculated polarizing campaign to reach a wider audience through a topic we debate. Nay sayers will be sitting in the audience, looking like fools but still Sony gets your money. Brilliant really. It’s all we talk about.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Sigourney Weaver playing Chris Hemsworth…

  • tOmy`

    Absolutely.

    I am not saying it doesn’t work. It works brilliantly. But I am afraid that that’s all we gonna get from the movie.

    On the other hand, when I went into Jessica Jones, expecting dark superhero show, and what I got is a commentary about rape culture, empowerment and influence.*

    I know which out of these two I prefer.

    (*And some superhero dumb stuff, but hey)

  • Jay took the mildest characteristics and…
    https://youtu.be/RiHnqv098LY?t=16m26s

  • Like Icare

    Umm… Both Mad Max and Sicario were prominently pushing the female lead in marketing of the movie.

    The point is they weren’t ONLY pushing that one single “LOOK! IT’S A GIRL! LOVE IT OR BE CALLED SEXIST!” button.

    On the other hand, I do seem to remember that Star Wars teaser where it is revealed that OMG! there’s a BLACK man in it!

  • You are spot on right. Come July 23… Ghost who? Female what you sayin Bill Murray is a man. Mmhmm! And all is right in the world again.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Well…TFA didn’t had much besides that black man and the diverse cast now did it?

    #Boom

  • tOmy`

    Oh, really? Damn, I didn’t know, my bad. To be frank, I don’t remember them promoting it heavily through that and we didn’t talk about it that much so… I guess my point kinda stands.

    But yea, your take (“The point is they weren’t ONLY pushing that one single “LOOK! IT’S A GIRL! LOVE IT OR BE CALLED SEXIST!” button.”) on it is better. Sorta what I wanted to say.

  • What do people expect. It’s Sony. Sandlers toilet as it’s named at the stock market.

  • Domo

    Sold!

  • SEEN ANY GOOD MOVIES LATELY?

    -NO!

    https://youtu.be/OcTVLfn5i8g?t=1m23s

  • Is it the movie adaptation of RYSE? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-e1MQnh3V0

  • Like Icare

    Nah… they are as stupid as proton pack knuckle dusters (also seen in the trailer).

    Proton packs don’t shoot ghosts. You can’t kill a dead thing.
    They fire a containment beam, dragging the ghosts to the trap.
    If you could just shoot ghosts… why not just license ghost shooting guns?

    It’d be an American thing to do… *eagle flies over the comment*

  • *BWAAAMH* cETWoman 2016. A Taco Nash film. *DRUMDRUMDRUM*

  • Like Icare

    Something about male tears.
    http://i.imgur.com/dCSdmTi.jpg

  • tOmy`

    The time has come for Hollywood to remake this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1C2Aqi-dc8

    You should see it. Stunts are drama.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    No it’s a movie adaptation of Risen you dummy:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMaTF8OuYYo

  • jmt

    That’s one of the most abrasive aspects of the trailer.

    I’d be a little surprised if Tyler Perry doesn’t show up as her grandmother.

  • But Wisen is not about Womans.

  • Domo

    Why isn’t Jesus Christ a little black girl like the good Mr. Plinkett says?

  • Like Icare

    Ah… The Kubrick method.

  • YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAASSSSS!

    Its a Jesus action movie. We have found the Nasareen. KABLOOM. -Where is he! I want this man stopped.
    -But sire, he’s the Messia…
    -Silence! Find him AND MAKE HIM MORE DEAD
    *BHWWWAAAAAAAAAMHH*
    -I live YET AGAIN! BHAHAHAHAHA!
    *DRUMDRUMDRUMDRUMDRUMDRUM*

  • Earth

    Oh Jay you slut.

  • If this movie has Womans does it mean it’s mowe feminist than Ghostbustews?

  • Earth

    Just when I was about to unsubscribe for lack of content, you gave me under a minute of new content, meaning I LOVE YOU AGAIN!

  • Enough to keep one subscribed for a day longer.

  • Earth

    FUCK GHOSTBUSTERS! IT”S ALL ABOUT THE GHOSTBUSTETTES GRANDPA! Aren’t you looking forward to having to distinguish between the ghostbusters and ghostbustettes forever from now on?!

  • Like Icare

    Oh fuck… I completely forgot about dying children.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    “You will give the people of Earth an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun, Kal. In time, you will help them accomplish wonders.”

    BWAAAAAAAAMMMMM

  • Earth

    Jay’s such a sexist asshole. Look at that beard. Practically mocking women.

  • I’m sorry, but the correct term is Ghost Disposal Specialist.

  • Maybe (TM)

  • Crixxxx

    “Aw, Hale Naw!”

    Dats Rasiss!

  • I don’t know. I’ll ask this Catholic priest.

    Excuse me. I have a question… yes, no.. follow you into the confession booth? Why?…. Alright…. Now I have a question… why are you taking off your pants… ow ow… who do you think you are, backdoor mayor?…

    https://youtu.be/kX50REHezPY?t=38m55s

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Look, an SJW.

  • Domo

    I think I’m gonna need another video proving you were subscribed in the first place, just like with Previously Recorded.

  • Earth

    is funny cos tits

    that’s all i got, I’m here all week folks…

  • dollar store cashier wife

    COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU!

    BWAAAMMM

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Still better than Screen Junkies.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Jay is my soggy knee

  • Sometimes our allie…BWWHHAAAAMM

  • Earth

    Jump down a personhole you FUCK!

    #checkyourprivelegemotherfucker

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Somebody’s growing up and reaching his limit with all of this social-media-pop-culture-masturbatory-nostalgia-remake-schlockbuster bulsh.

    #TeamJay

  • Battered housewives are so easy.

  • LincolnHawksBaseballCap

    Every scene was so dense, their was so much going on…….

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Earth

    selvesmeht kcuf og nac seiknuJ neercS

    Freddie is the devil

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Leave, Mister Mercury alone. At least he’s not a serial killer like Ted Cruz.

  • parentfucker*
    #equalopportunityincest

  • Earth

    I just fell out of my chAIR fuck everything i’m not drunk fuck you

  • Wizard Phoenix

    *chiar

  • Earth

    Thank you.

    EDIT: fuck.

  • Wroaah! Solly radies but you cannot spell female wita’outa male. Anyway back to eating lice and looking at things closseye! Haaaiiijjjaaah *cuts cat in half with katana*

  • Earth

    I don’t have allergies I love incest

    #whaaaaaaaat

  • Blblblblblblb.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’m getting Pixels flashbacks. Please end me…

  • tOmy`

    For the love of me, can somebody riddle me why is she licking the guns in that trailer? I literally hurt my brain trying to crack that one for past 3 days.

    Is that a joke? A metaphor? Reference? Why… why wh whwhwhwhwhhwhwhwhwhwhw

  • Earth

    You americans and your timeszones goddammit

  • Earth

    I would, but I’m in fascist engerland at the moment. the trick is to aim for the brain, not the back of the head.

  • tOmy`

    People often say that, but I found it is much easier to aim for other people.

  • Earth

    It’s a reference to PORN! Women do porn too you racist

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I’m the guy. I hated Ghostbusters to begin with.

    Yep. College-aged, alt-rocking me. I thought it was stupid. The song made me feel violent every time I heard it. The Marshmallow Man was the gayest thing I’d ever seen, and I was smack-dab in the middle of my experimentation. I didn’t laugh. Not once.

    I’m not sure if it was GHOSTBUSTERS or THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK, but one of those was THE moment when I stepped off and said, for the first time, fyuck all y’all dummies.

    I hate this trailer because I hate Ghostbusters. It even made me hate Bill Murray for about five years.

  • Domo

    I think Wizard Phoenix summed it up with her just being a crazy chick, and it’s time to laugh at the crazy chick antics now.

  • Earth

    We need to talk about Kevin. What a comedy

  • Earth

    So she’s basically Josh Gad?

  • tOmy`

    Sounds like my dating life.

    Minus the gun licking.

  • And the gun is not even cocked damnit!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Weird is funny. Please laugh.

  • Like Icare

    Charlize Theron is in the front on THE poster for the movie which actually shows faces.
    Similarly, Emily Blunt’s face takes up nearly the entire rendered area of the poster.

    BUT… They are both THE star in the movie.
    Theron is a bigger star and a bigger box office draw than anyone else in Mad Max, just like Blunt is a bigger star than anyone else in Sicario – AND she is the main character of that story.
    If that character was portrayed by Jackie Chan, it’d be his head that’s at least 20% bigger.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yET1JeSd7t8

    It’s selling the star, by reputation or quality.
    Not star’s genitals.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Yoko Ono thinks to herself, “Good times.”

  • Earth

    What’s with the editing Jay? Why are being schizophrenic like all the other morons on youtube?

    Did you finally see the light after reading pewdiepie’s how to get rich quick book?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Has anybody said it yet?

    GAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!

  • Wrroooaah! She remind me of emporered lady back in my village. She dead now. Katana blade fell on her. Anyway back to drinkin sake and producing latest’a Charlotte Johansson movie, Ghost in the Shell. It comes with sword so you can kill family incase you ever decide to watch it. Hhhhaaaiijjaaahhh!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I read that as, “GHOSTBUST-TITTIES.”

  • Cream-A-Thon

    This video counts as both clickbait and jailbait.

  • Earth

    Same difference.

  • Rick_Berman

    Anyone know Jays Vagina people username?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSS

  • Like Icare
  • Truxy

    Ok so I’m not the only one who heard him say vagina people…..

  • Earth

    What’s a Vagina Person, and how do I get in on that?

  • Truxy

    I liked the trailer but I’ll just have to wait patiently for jay and mike to tell me why I shouldn’t I guess 🙁

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    The rest of us would be happy to tell you, if you’d rather.

  • Earth

    I just remember how Anne Hathaway cut her hair for oscar bait and it was in every newspaper/magazine/porn site ever, and Chalize Theron cut her hair and was like, whatever.

  • Truxy

    I like the way they do it.

  • tOmy`

    Yea, the moment when she cut her arm was the bigger clickbaity one.

  • Earth

    But look at Make America Grated Cheese’s face. Isn’t that the kind of face you’d want to explain how wrong you are?

  • Earth

    That’s a given. The point is she was classy about it.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    HorseVomit

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “I liked the trailer” Get out.

  • tOmy`

    “Teddy Shapiro – who did Spy with me, he’s one of the best composers I know – is doing an amazing theme, and we’re really playing with a lot of different themes. I want this to be big, spooky, gothic, cool, and he’s doing an amazing job. I think you’ll be very happy when you hear what we’re doing score-wise.”

    Imma let you finish your delusions, bro, but it sounds like a cheap DJ MTV remix.

  • Earth
  • Make America Grated Cheese

    “Maybe you need to meet more composers.”

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Wait. What? You mean you don’t lick your guns in Europea?

    #’Merica

  • Truxy

    I liked when the sassy black lady slapped the ghost out of the uptight nerdy fat lady.

  • tOmy`

    “Being such a science nut, I wanted these ghosts to be what I always considered a ghost to be, which is dead people coming back.”

    Feig, the science guy

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Mike will love this movie calling it now.

    #cash out my chips

  • Earth

    dafuq is a feig?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Yeah, Paul. You and me both. So sick and tired of all those living ghosts.

  • It’s based on a true story basically.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    He’ll recommend it anyway.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    They should have gotten MC Jew instead.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqcHjEzVaDA

  • Wizard Phoenix

    *tshi

  • Earth

    We’re too busy licking women

    OOOOOOOHHHHHH GET REKD FEEL THE BERN FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!

    (i haven’t had sex in three years)

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Racist!

  • He even recommends crystal meth and heroine.

  • We need to science the sh** out of this one. *throws potatoes*

  • tOmy`

    #MakeGhostsDeadAgain

  • dollar store cashier wife

    “at least it’s not an Adam Sandler/M.Bay film”

    HiTB the home of high standards

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    #GhostsLivesDon’tMatter

  • Domo

    So, is Slimer supposed to be Marlon Brando or something?

  • Earth

    #checkyourprivelegeghostsarepeopletoo

  • Earth

    To be fair, you’d be forgiven for mistaking them

    http://murderpedia.org/male.B/images/brando_christian/403.jpg

  • Earth

    It’s amazing how you weirdos have made me slightly care about a movie I haven’t even seen the trailer for.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    The other question I get most frequently is. When I was up there stranded by myself, did I think I was gonna die? Yes, absolutely. And that’s one you need to know, going in, because it’s gonna happen to you. These are ghosts. They do not cooperate.

  • Good news everyone Paul Feig was just killed by an al-Nusra dronestrike.

    ♫ Dream a little dream, nine one one ♫

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    While he was giving Zack Snyder a back massage.

  • tOmy`

    Give that guy some credit, look at his resume:

    The Pirates! Band of Misfits
    Infinitely Polar Bear
    Diary of a Wimpy Kid
    Fun with Dick and Jane

    And my personal favorite:

    Fashion Fa Shizzle Wit Huggie Bizzle

    (I swear to Rich, I am not making these up)

  • #MakeGhostDadagain #CosbyLives

  • Earth

    I actually like Pirates and their adventure with Scientists (which was the actual title of the film but they changed it for Americans for reasons I’ll let you decide)

    Can’t remember the music though.

  • tOmy`

    I take everything I said about this movie back. It already had me in stiches twice this day:

    First, the science nut having ghosts as what he always considered them to be, and now I find out his “one of the best composers I know” is responsible for soundtrack to Fashion Fa Shizzle Wit Huggie Bizzle.

    This is already shaping up to be a comedy of the year.

  • Anyway. Good night guys. Glad 4 all the cynical hatred in here. Could not survive an Hollywood sh**nami otherwise.

  • tOmy`

    Can I just quickly ask you why do you know links to something called “murderpedia”?

  • “This is borderline experimental.”

    -Jay ‘Va-jay-jay Bomber’ Bauman

  • They just always have these killer pictures.

  • Close2theEdge

    It’s so dense. Every single frame has so many things going on.

  • Earth

    No sex please I’m British.

  • That’s a very fitting quote, who said that again?

  • Like Icare

    Different gender/race Bond won’t work – besides not being… you know… James… and you know… anything alike those actors before.

    James Bond is an asshole. He is a drunk, sexists, sociopath murderer.
    Whose job is the same job that those CIA assholes everyone hates do – destabilize regimes, kill people, steal secrets…

    The only reason it works for Bond is cause 1) he fights imaginary global conspiracies and 2) he is based on WW2 intelligence agents – hence all the gadgets like exploding pens and such AND that is why all action when spies mostly just shuffle papers and take photos and… you know… spy on everyone.
    Or assassinate people.

    Non-white Bond would face the same problem that modern action movies have where bad guy must be an old white man.
    Cause it is the only demographic no one will be offended about if you portray them as bad.
    Same goes for Bond, only you can’t make a non-white Bond even morally ambiguous.
    Hell… even showing him drowning his sorrows in vodka becomes an “OH! SHIT! Did you just say all blacks/Asians/Hindus are drunks?” moment.

    Same for a girl Bond, only she’s also a cock-gobbling whore.
    AND she can only fight other girls (or the movie comes off ridiculous) or men made out of cardboard.
    Like in the Avengers where space aliens with far advanced weaponry and flying robots who fire lazers get killed off by arrows because non-powered characters need to stay relevant.
    And still, Black Widow gets moved away from the battle whenever possible – cause Hawkeye can at least fire explosive arrows.

    OR… you get someone like Gina Carano… and we get realistic fights… but a shitty movie cause MMA fighters can’t act.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFV0Uvzpz0o

  • Earth

    Hope you enjoyed drunken Earth while you could. Just watched a bunch of Salad Fingers videos so now I’m done for the night.

    G’NIGHT EVERYBODY

    http://babysimpson.co.uk/gallery/frames/7/3f12/146.jpg

  • Like Icare

    Just like modern medicine!

    Scientist man is probably also a doctor.

  • Like Icare
  • tOmy`

    I mostly agree with what you’re saying, but at the same time, we been here for 54(?) times already, so I naively hope that Hollywood is capable of coming up with a script that could work for a female protagonist, maybe even poke jokes at James Bond formula etc.

    I believe that couple of videos back, we even put down some pitches about what should it be about and how to handle it.

    To put it simply: This is the case where I would trust Hollywood not to cock (vagina) up.

  • Like Icare

    #DeadDeathsMatter

  • tOmy`

    #GhostIsDead #DoYouEvenNietzscheBro?

  • Like Icare

    A Last Tango in Paris joke?

  • Like Icare

    It WAS one of the highlights…

  • Like Icare

    Well… you either pay for it… or there’s this complicated mating ritual involving dates and baseball…

  • Like Icare

    Jaybait?

  • Like Icare

    Cause she’s a lesbian?

  • Like Icare

    What is? Ghostbusters?
    I don’t know… I kinda have this feeling that its time has passed.

    I mean… Just tonight I saw 10000 B.C. playing on some TV channel.
    And I’m thinking…
    You know… had this movie, with these production values, came out in the ’80s – it would have been a brilliant classic.
    Now… it’s silly and borderline racist.

    Same with Ghostbusters.
    In the ’80s you could have a dark AND funny movie about catching ghosts with science.
    Now… Not so much.
    Catching ghosts with magic – sure.
    Catching aliens with science – sure.
    Aliens and magic and ghosts and science… too corny.

  • At least its better than Space Cop.

  • Palpatine

    Ooooh, burn!

  • Like Icare

    It’s gonna be grate…
    I propose a new title too.
    Something like 23 Black Men Jump in the Street just rolls off the tongue.

    http://variety.com/2016/film/news/23-jump-street-men-in-black-james-bobin-1201715020/

  • tOmy`

    “A spokesman for the studio had no comment.”

    You nailed it, bro.

  • It took 12 minutes to make.
    #art

  • tOmy`

    “The ‘Spider-Man’ spin-off movie ‘Venom’ has been revived”

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Rated R for Really?

  • Like Icare

    Rated R for Reboot?

  • tOmy`

    I am sorry, I am mid-work, so I don’t have time to Google it, but this is not a joke?

    Like… this is actually happening?

  • tOmy`

    Rated FU for FUN!

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    You lost, boy?

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Mike is way too sexist to like this film.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Only part of the trailer that got a half smirl out of me.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’ve been thinking could this new Ghostbusters be the next Batman & Robin? I’m not joking can it?

  • I bet the humor is just gonna be painful and not so bad it’s good like in B&R.

  • Palpatine

    No way in hell. Batman and Robin is hilarlously bad. This looks like it’s just plain bad.

  • Palpatine
  • Sheriff Mitchell

    It just looks like a modern comedy with Ghostbusters branding.

    So I don’t give a shit.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Great use of forced perspective! Jay is placed on a swiveling platform six inches from the camera while the other objects in the frame are many feet distant. This technique was used in Wrath of Khan for a Starfleet Academy hallway – the star globe on the left is actually a desktop-sized globe placed just in front of the camera. See here:
    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mpBGa4P5jUo/TJ9gRMjdSXI/AAAAAAAAFnM/vFHk8s8qzyI/s1600/khan2.jpg

  • Palpatine

    Mike? Is that you?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    See Ghostbusters or you’re sexist.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Batman and Robim is funny with the knowledge of what pizza does.

  • Palpatine

    Well, I’m already sexist, so there’s no point for me to see it.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    No, no, no… you’re supposed to legitimize our feelings about this hack reboot, not make a clever, meta review of Ghostbuster’s trailer reviews. Unliked, unsubscribed, pledged my soul to Gozer.

  • tOmy`

    Well, this day just keeps on giving:

    “Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s long-in-the-works adaptation of Neil Gaiman’s Sandman has finally settled on a screenwriter. According to The Hollywood Reporter, horror scribe Eric Heisserer—whose resume is filled with genre reboots, remakes, and sequels like A Nightmare On Elm Street, The Thing, and Final Destination 5—has been tapped for the role.”

    How foolish was I, to hope that Sandman will just leave untouched. At least they have their best people working on it, apparently.

    Come on, Neil, there’s always time to pull the plug.

  • Palpatine

    Is Sandman a good comic series?

  • tOmy`

    It’s incredible, but I would say far from being for everyone. It’s dark, twisted, brutal, philosophical, abstract and all those cleverly sounding words.

    It’s also pretty messed up.

    And beautifully drawn and written.

    So yea, I bet it’s gonna make a “great” movie. Godfuckingdamn.

  • OMNI

    just finished my salad! it was grate

  • Palpatine

    I for one love dark, twisted, but deep stuff. But sadly I’m not a comic book guy.

  • tOmy`

    Me neither, but Sandman is generally worth it. Neil is a great writer, so the comic doesn’t feel very… comicy. More like big stories accompanied by pictures.

  • Art Kid

    Couldn’t agree more. I mean, I enjoy a Kristen Wiig comedy, not much but I enjoy them. Does this one really need to be Ghostbusters flavor?

  • Ren1

    This was great. Totally resonated with my cynical, pessimistic view of social media and recent (and future) film media.

  • RLMkeepitup

    can Neil Breen host the oscars next year and tell us how disappointing we are as a species. it’s gonna be great.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Inside the insider’s club…

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Money’s got him ball-gagged and bent over a table.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Ghostbusters (2016) for best picture.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Next year, at the Black Oscars, it will be a close tie between Friendly Custodian and Comic Relief.

  • Palpatine

    We already have the Black Oscars, they’re called the BET Awards.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Do they have an award for; “Best Cracker in a Supporting Role?’

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    I’m about twelve seconds into this under-a-minute video and I have to say that Jay is absolutely perfect at playing the “jump-cutting-youtube-personality.” I busted my nut laughing.
    Busted my gut, I meant.
    Freudian slip, sorry.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I appreciate you guyz more than I do my REAL life friends…

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    He’ll bust your butt*… fer sure…

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    You mean you didn’t LOL?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Right! And I’ve never even seen Space Cop; it’s that bad!!!

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    You just don’t understand the incredible lengths they went through to diversify.
    After all, a movie with three white scientists and one black civilian has never been done before.

  • Palpatine

    Using my Sith Powers, I deided to look into the future and see what Mike and Jay will have to say about the new Ghostbusters on HitB. And here it is:

    Jay: “Ghostbusters is the terrivle latest reboot/remake/rehash of a great movie.”

    Mike: “That’s right Jay! Well, that’s the end of this review!”

    ROLL END CREDITS

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    Were the male Ghostbusters good role models for boys?
    I’m fairly sure that Venkman wasn’t even a real doctor.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    We’re pretty much like the characters of ‘Breaking Bad’– sympathetic-yet-deeply-flawed at best, horrific monsters at worst.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    You forgot the part where Rich stays puffed… get it?…

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Kiwis are accusing the Australian Navy of something called “hoonery”.
    http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-04/new-zealand-apology-for-speeding-navy-boat/7219300
    The article includes the quote, “We would welcome an apology,” which has been left untranslated from its original I’m guessing Canadian?

  • Palpatine

    I’m just messing around. The real review is much longer. I would write the entire transcript of it, but that’ll take all night.

  • Palpatine

    Kiwi’s? Those freaky little birds that lay eggs twice their size?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Take that Harold Ramis! Oh wait… you’re dead…

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Need Andrew to translate. Da Fuk!

  • Captain_Prickhard

    I think it refers to the Kumquats, a name for the inhabitants of the Isles of New Zealand.

  • Those wacky baffoons. What are they gonna do next?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Krampus?

  • BCFC25

    Was rather hoping to see Rich Evans jerk off a slimer toy.

  • Palpatine

    “I FUCKING LOVE GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! FUCKING GHOSTBUSTERS!!!!”

  • Safe with most medications but notably not seizure meds.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Aggressively sticking to what’s worked before…
    It’s the 23 Jump Street/Men-in-Black crossover movie starring Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill:
    http://variety.com/2016/film/news/23-jump-street-men-in-black-james-bobin-1201715020/

    Huh?

  • Palpatine

    I wish you told me that eariler! The video gave me a seizure!

  • Recast all the male actors with females and you have the perfect trifecta of bullshit. Ah, yes. Smells good.

  • Fred Frink

    What about a sassy black woman?

  • Lt Hurwitz

    Murray and the rest of them had real chemistry and creative control, this is slapped together horseshit. Melissa McCarthy falling over and farting is not writing.

  • Wish harder, emperor motherfucker. Maybe Doc Brown will take pity on your aged loser ass and you can hitch a ride to before you set your sights on being a functional loser.

  • VvdD

    Yeah she’s totally breaking all the racist stereotypes! Yay for diversity in movies!

  • RLMkeepitup

    palpys pretty young, he just looks old

  • VvdD

    Mike has become a filthy casual, of course he’ll love it. He’ll also make a sexist joke about wanting piece of Wiig and if there isn’t at least one element of fat-shaming, I’ll be disappointed.

  • RLMkeepitup

    remember when Mike watched one half of transformers3 and Jay the other half. now that’s a real half in the bag

  • Palpatine

    Maybe I can go back in time to prevent Vader from throwing me down the mineshaft. Then I’d still be Emperor and not be bored and old.

  • RLMkeepitup

    are crossovers going to be a new thing?

  • VvdD

    He said “vagina people” I always say that.. I even call my wife “the vagina person”, never expected to hear jay say that. Not in a million years.

  • Palpatine

    Hell yeah! Before you know it, they’re gonna remake Freddy vs. Jason with Jackie Earle Haley!

    #It’sGonnaBeGreat

  • VvdD

    Recasting them as females is outdated. They need to be genderfluid.

  • Palpatine

    I thought he said “giant people”.

  • VvdD

    He probably said that then…

  • The Vagina People are easily startled, but they will soon be back, and in greater numbers.

  • VvdD

    Love the hand waving and the not committing to one opinion together with the jump cuts, so many nice detailed touches to this parody.

    I love you RLM, it’s like you always get into my mind and have sloppy morning sex with my not fully formed opinions.

  • Bustin’ makes me feel good!

  • Snake Squeezer

    Jay’s the next Pew Dew Pew!

  • VvdD

    It’s not really a spoof of Pew Die Pie though, more of the average youtuber. Pew Die Pie, if you can believe it, can be even more obnoxious.

  • Palpatine

    Yeah, bro, he is bro! Bro-fist!

  • El_Runko

    People still use mouse pads?

    Also, that’s a nasty ass mouse pad.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Sure, they’re great as reusable toilet paper.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Mike will also say it’s the worst movie he’s ever seen.

  • Joe Syxpac

    When the trailer has cringeworthy moments in it you know you’re in trouble.

  • Joe Syxpac

    They were trying to keep the movie grounded in reality.

  • Maybe that’s exactly what the filmmakers were aiming for and it’s just a meta commentary on the terrible state of current mainstream cinema comedies. You just don’t get it, you peasant!

  • Moke

    the fever, the rage…

  • Moke

    it’s kind of obsolete if you are using a controller, that’s right.

  • Moke

    I like them. Small reminder of the extinct Moa’s.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    It means driving dangerously. We probably did burnouts with a frigate in Auckland harbor.
    Edit: I was right.

  • The movie looks like ass. Pure ass. It’s gonna waste two funny women and spark countless debates about “all-female reboots” and “feminism” that it doesn’t even deserve to be associated with. That trailer looked like a five-year-old watched five minutes of the original movie and drew some pictures in crayon of what he saw and they turned it into a movie.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    No, it will be so bland it will be forgoten in three months.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I asked Wizza Phoenix yesterday, he said it is some kind of ‘Joke’
    I must have no sense of humor.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I was just talking about this joke.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I usually just put the gun in my mouth.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I make less than a minute movies every few days. you should subscribe to my channel… You cant because its deliberately hidden and blocked. but you should still subscribe.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Well thats my motto.

  • Drain

    I love and fully support Jay making fun of all the assholes making redundant “REACTION” videos all over Youtube. If they deserve their easy clickbait, RLM should get some too.

  • Tapeworm

    Dude…

  • Kawaii as Fuck

    Yes have some!

  • Kawaii as Fuck

    Ghostbusters is about as close to a sacred cow as there is to me and seeing it put through the reboot wringer is like sacrilege to me, Hollywood can have their Robocop reboot, Total Recall reboot, Red Dawn reboot etc but if there’s one 80’s movie that should be left the fuck alone it’s Ghostbusters.

    They fact they did this so soon after one of the original cast members DIED shows that truly nothing is sacred to Hollywood.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    While I hate the whole idea of the reboot, to be fair the movie was being filmed before Ramis died.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Who’s Pew Die Pie?

  • ChrisV

    It’s so dense. Every single frame has so many edits going on.

  • sexmungus

    Well it does seem to have a lot of old cows in it now.

  • sexmungus

    Then it killed him!

  • sexmungus

    He’s disabled! He’s a true American Hero!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Thats fair. It looks like cancer.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Are they gonna remake Stripes?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Putin said no.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Faces of Sith

  • Like Icare

    In SPAAAACEEE!!!

  • Like Icare

    That’s so human-centric! It’s a movie about aliens after all. They should be acted by intelligent moss and talking rocks!

    #ETarePerson2 #NotJustEarthpeople

  • Earth

    Why does it have to be an all-gurl cast. Why does it have to be the Karate Kid “with the girl in it”? Why couldn’t it just be a mixed group of people, men and women?

  • Like Icare

    Apparently so.

    I fail to understand the logic behind that mashup too… but hey… at least it’s two “franchises” I don’t give a fuck about.

  • Like Icare

    You mean like the Star Trek – The Next Generation?

  • Why can’t it just be a funny and charming movie like the original?

  • sexmungus

    Why can’t it be a new movie and let the old one be?

  • Spoiled Ants

    He’s just a twerp who’s making millions with an unfunny persona. But let’s face it, if it wasn’t him, it would be another dumbass on top. If you wanna appeal to billions of degenerate YouTubers, you gotta make comedy on the lowest level.
    It’s science, people.

  • Spoiled Ants

    This ain’t a cashgrab, don’t you see?
    They’re taking a huge risk here: trying to make a funny movie with a SNL cast.
    That’s avant garde cinema right there.

  • Joe Syxpac

    That’s why I’m voting for Trump.

  • Like Icare

    A-vant GAAAAAAAAARDE…

  • Joe Syxpac

    So judging from the trailer there’s gonna be somebody who’s using a device to try and turn all the people in New York into ghosts.

    Then there’s gonna be a blue laser beam from the sky.

    And it ties into the Infinity Gauntlet somehow.

  • Trying to acheive funny with SNL alumni is actually a risk.

  • Spoiled Ants

    Rated R for $$$

  • Joe Syxpac

    I heard the sequel is supposed to have an all ghoul cast.

  • Spoiled Ants

    That would be a clever joke. But no.
    It’s most likely Eddie Murphy in a fat-suit, playing someone’s Momma.

  • Spoiled Ants

    I think Jay is transforming into Tyler Durden.

  • Spoiled Ants

    The guns were designed while Bill Cosby was a consultant on the project. Unfortunately that’s the only way to reload them.
    Or it could be just a reference to “Arnold in Rio”.

  • CCCX

    It’s an all girl cast because the feminazis running hollywood have coerced their hard-working male writers/producers into writing it to fit their own sexist agenda. movies with female leads are a disgrace. did you know that the one out of five female college students who have been sexually assaulted on campus secretly wanted it? this is what michelle obama and hillary clinton arent telling us. please vote trump

  • Spoiled Ants

    I don’t wanna spoil the few pleasures in life, but that is clearly ghost diarrhea…

  • Spoiled Ants

    Don’t worry in a few years we get the appropriate Ghostbusters sequel the test audience demands: they will be portrayed by 4 cute dogs, and it’ll be called GhostHounds.

  • Spoiled Ants

    I think I’ll rather wait for the sequel of Soul Man, where they turn all the people in New York into blacks and vice-versa.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Thanks pal. You know, different language and all.

  • Commander X

    Watching this is like watching 90 percent of Youtube now – 70 percent of the internet in general.

    In the early 2000s there were those who said sites needed to share revenue with their users, which would create a glorious utopia of quality community generated content that would flow forth like ambrosia from some bottomless cup of the gods. How naive.

  • ♬Bitches ain’t sh*t but hoes and tricks Lick on these nuts and suck the d*ck.♬
    ♬Slap that bitch so your kids can hear it♬

    I don’t need no Ghostbust………………………………………….

  • tOmy`

    I thought that was Amanda’s job.

    Ha.

  • Thinking of you till it hurts. https://youtu.be/XdP4SPuNfDo

  • tOmy`

    Honestly, what doesn’t tie into Infinity Gauntlet these days…

  • tOmy`

    xD (-.-) xD 😀 :*

  • Your sphincter! #soon

  • Hey! This guy is a foreigner! He problably has a BOMB on him.
    Mr. Trump build up that wall.

  • Chelsea Schwartz

    “my .friend’s mate Is getting 98$. HOURLY. on the internet.”….

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  • Kaingerc

    Gah, Jay is possessed by internet ghosts… and the new ghosbusters look like shit!
    Who the hell are we gonna call now?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Ughhh… Poor Neil…

  • Gallen Dugall

    Pretty sure Star Wars The Force Awakens used up all of the world’s ability to overlook glaring flaws in a film for at least the next year.

  • tOmy`

    Rogue One is gonna save the cinema, mkay?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    You mean lens flare?

  • Its mission is to turn America into one rogue nation. Impossible, you say? Well, Tom, you better check your cruise control.

  • Hey, why are ignoring me on Facebook? Don’t you think it is time to give me another chance? I’ve changed, okay?! I… made some progress. All that just for you. Please come back.

  • Marvin

    Let’s not forget women like Bette Davis, Katharine Hepburn, Greta Garbo and many other great actresses in the 1930s and 40s who played lead roles in movies.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    anything with quality and artistic merit

    #boom

  • Palpatine

    Recurit more pimps, more pushers.

  • Philbony

    Thanks Jay. I just had a seizure.

  • Commander X

    Needs more of Jay shrieking like a mong in response to any stimuli.

  • I like to disect girls, did you know I’m utterly insane? Anyway, come over to my place. I have a new meatgrinder. Just like Saddam had in his palace. Anyway you’ll love it. Being grinded that is, alive. Anyway, call me. Ta ta.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Not unless it’s rated R. That game has been changed, baby.

  • Palpatine

    Is Dan Akroyd gonna play the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Yes. They’re going with practical effects for that one.

    #ScienceNutFeig

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    That’s nothing…I’m thinking of you until it leaves marks.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    ^drops mic*

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    What’s the dick in the box? What’s in the bahhx?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Because, Cooties.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Ba-dm-tsh!

  • Palpatine

    They’re just going to paint his whole body white and put a hat on his head.

  • Ahahajey old and bloated yua’ll. Guarsh, he must be on the fat pill. Cause he gets fatter each day yo. It’s like watching a muffin being baked. He so swollen his fat grows fat. Anyway, tinfoil hat warning. Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Aliens and shieet what up wit that braaauhula? Can’t you be like not a retard Mr. Akroyd. If dat even is your real name pimple buisquit! I’m telling mom bro.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Ooh. We all wanna know…Which two, which two?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    …the blistering.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Drumpf!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    This book wuvs you.

  • Mugato

    I thought he’d actually have some comments on it. The thing looks terrible. Just awful.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    “So, Jay, would you recommend the all-new, all-girl Ghostbusters?”

    “Well, uh, sure. Mike, would you recommend the all-new, all-girl Ghostbusters?”

    “Yes, Jay. It wasn’t any good, but it’s a fun time at the movies, if you like that sort of thing.”

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Yoko Ono is thinking to herself, “Alan Moore must be laughing his ass off.”

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Yeah, dude…

  • SEEN ANY GOOD MOVIES LATELY?

    -NO!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4sdQBmqnuA

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Dan Akroyd was at my local bar last night. With Jim Belushi.

    It was weird.

  • Palpatine

    Really?

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Iknorite why can’t everyone just hate it?

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Because that’s the only trick it has up its sleeve.

  • tOmy`

    Man, remember when the first trailer didn’t look atrocious?

    Those were the days, man, grass was greener, sun was brighter, girls were cheaper…

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Yes indeed. I’d share photos my friends took if I could. I didn’t talk to them, but apparently they were very nice.

    I thought maybe they were there for some kind of event? But nope. Just there, hangin’ out.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    You don’t have to be a comic book guy to get into Neil Gaiman. A friend of mine had never read a comic in his life and now owns the entire series, and all of its wonderful spin-offs. It really is a brilliant book.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Holy shit yes.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Coming and nothing we can do about it.

    They need to keep the story small for it to have any chance at success. If they try to shove all of the Endless in the film and reference the entire history of the series, they’ll fail. Simple would be way, way better for Sandman.

  • Earth

    whaaaaaat?

  • Earth

    It’s funny because it parodies videos I never watch.

  • Why a reboot? A sequel with females, okay, but maybe one of Venkmans bastard children or Egon and Potts kid. I don’t like things that are different!

  • I am so sick of Internet nerd shows with a bunch of future landfill all over the place! Enough already! It’s not cool and if you try to make it cool, it won’t be cool.

  • tOmy`

    Should have been. Then again, I am not sure whether Black Hawk Down was R rated.

  • VvdD

    It is quite a feat you have been able to avoid all of them, Youtube opinion videos probably consist of 95% of all material shot on films ever by now. But I’d be a dick if I suggest you watch one, you are one of the lucky few.

  • Earth

    Time to listen to the Ghostbusters 2 commentary track even though I haven’t seen Ghostbusters 2.

  • Earth

    I’ve seen the beginnings of a few over the years, then said NOPE, because I realised they were pandering to 12 year olds. I have very, very high pretentious standards, so there aren’t that many people I follow on the utubes.

  • VvdD

    Wait?! He wasn’t already?

  • Palpatine

    This Ghost Busters needs an all female remake:
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ghost_Busters

  • VvdD

    Smart choice, plus you actually aren’t missing anything since RLM are still giving you a faster, better, funnier redux version anyway.

  • VvdD

    if I turn black I want to look like young Wesley Snipes. I bet I would get way more pussy.

  • VvdD

    Let’s be fair, neither the Robocop or Total Recall reboot managed to change anyones opinion of the classics, so I’m sure the original Ghostbuster movies will be safe.

  • tOmy`

    I know somebody asked yesterday whether the geek walls come in prefabricated. Well, here is my prefab from IKEA, called “Happy Childhood”

    http://imgur.com/a/tXuUv

    (Sorry about crap quality, it is captured via webcam and artificial light)

  • VvdD

    I don’t think he wants to commit to that, unless he likes to assassinate his own character.

  • VvdD

    Thanks going to check it out now.

  • VvdD

    That Episode One poster…

  • tOmy`

    It’s an awesome poster, mkay? I ain’t taking it down.

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    Strajci= watchmen?

  • VvdD

    Don’t worry I’m not trying to shame you #episodeoneshaming.

    I used to have the exact same one, but I’ve moved dozens of times since then and I must have “accidentally” lost it.

  • tOmy`

    To be honest, when I move out, I ain’t putting it up again. The only reason why I still have it is that I would really dislike empty wall and don’t feel like putting up other posters, that I will have to eventually tear down anyway.

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    That poster of Anakim though…that’s cute.

  • tOmy`

    Yup.

    “Strážci”

  • VvdD

    Leave it for the next owner, They’ll love it.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    VICEEEEE CITYYYYYY

  • VvdD

    Anakin was a cute boy… I can tell because I always felt like smashing his face in.

  • tOmy`

    I have San Andreas somewhere as well, but can’t find it. I guess I borrowed it to someone and… well, we all know the rest of the story.

    I do have both posters tho, so that’s nice.

  • VvdD

    You know honestly? If the actual movie was half as good as that poster, it would have been better than the force awakens.

  • tOmy`

    Absolutely agree.

  • tOmy`

    Redbubble is full of stuff like this. Sometimes, something gets taken down, but they usually either rename it, or put the design somewhere else so you can make your own in a different shop.

    I buy my stuff from Redbubble. Best site evah.

  • IT WAS AN AWESOME MOVIE TOO!

  • The Hemmsworth sisters. I can’t see their careers recovering from this one.

  • Holy sh*t balls Batman. RLM deserves better than Redbubble scams. Hope ISIS finds them and goes backdoor mayor on them.

  • tOmy`

    I would buy their stuff, but have you seen their t-shirts? I mean, come on…

    There were better ones on Redbubble 100%.

  • Palpatine

    I dig the Lego Y-Wing.

  • tOmy`

    Yea, it’s my most fav LEGO I have.

  • I’d buy a 12 years to make tshirt 4 sure. But I don’t want to support a retard that makes these in 5 minutes to churn a profit. That personvdeserves to die!

  • tOmy`

    Well, the whole Redbubble deal is that every designer gets the price – 19 dollars if I remember. So you are basically paying him a beer.

  • Maybe we should go into the t-shirt business. So much shlock to rip off

  • tOmy`

    Yea, I was thinking about it. But just check how many stuff there is. Making money off it is pretty hard, unless you have a really unique idea for a t-shirt featuring something very current.

    Like, for example, mid-through Mr. Robot season 1 and mid-through Fargo season 2, there were already t-shirts available. I guess that’s the way to go about it.

  • Can’t wait for the Complete Candy Crush Quadrilogy!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    We were having such fun with politics in the previous thread before we were interrupted by this Ghostbusters stuff…Meanwhile ‘Merica: The Sitcom continues.

    “Leaked” voicemails to Donald Drumpf expose that his personal number is on the contact lists of Obama adviseers, MSNBC talking heads (that’s the “other side”‘s Fox News), and, yeah, NFL heart-throb Tom Brady (high five, bro!).

    Katy Perry scrawled “Hilary Clinton is a bad-ass” on one of her tee-shirts and then walked out among the paparazzi to show her, um, political sophistication (when all anyone’s interested in from her are her, um, ghostbusters).

    Joe “The Plumber” (remember him? Sarah Palin’s biggest fan?) says Drumpf is a “winner.”

    The top 2 states for Millennial home ownership are, wait for it, Texas and Florida (Cruz and Rubio, respectively).

    J-Law puked beer over the side of a boat near the Bahamas.

    OK. That last one has nothing to do with The Classiest Campaign for President in the History of the World Ever in All the Countries of All-Time (Since Ronald Reagan, Of Course), but I thought it was a nice palate cleanser.

    Do not be alarmed. That strange buzzing in your ears is just the laugh track.

  • Palpatine

    Now back to making fun of the new Ghostbusters!

  • NicCagesHair

    This is some avant garde level bullshit. I love it.

  • tOmy`

    Weren’t we doing it for past month, excessively for 3 days in row now?

    I honestly ran out of ideas for jokes.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Just trying to keep you up-to-date with The News You Can Lose, Emps. Besides, I’m already tired of the new Ghostbusters.

  • Palpatine

    RLM must’ve seen our comments and decided to take it to the next level.

  • Palpatine

    We all are. And it’s not even out yet! Now back to making fun of Drumpf!

  • tOmy`

    Even the music news are slow today. Silly world.

    Since no news station picked up on Urthboy’s album reflecting sexism in rap industry, there is no shitstorm surrounding it.

    Oh, and guitarist from Deftones said he wasn’t very happy about the new direction Deftones are heading. It’s gonna be out in couple of days, so we shall see.

    I have few reviews ready, but I am waiting for non-regulars to get their sexism out of the system before proceeding to bore you all to death.

  • tOmy`

    Well, there is one thing to be said for sure:

    Jay’s diction on this video is fucking top notch, except for swallowing that one “looks”.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    The woes of Deftones are temporary. Sexism is forever.

  • Palpatine

    The new Ghostbusters will kill sexism!

  • Captain Turbo

    Is the Leslie Jones character more offensive to blacks or women? Just curious…

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    The new Ghostbusters will go to its knees and su…

    I’m an embarrassingly unfunny, pathetic, old man. I don’t deserve the new Ghostbusters.

  • Palpatine

    Both.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Or, humans in general?

    #ThereIsACorrectAnswer

  • Flumph

    If you enjoy this comment, please follow me on Grinder …. that’s it.

  • NicCagesHair

    *Intelligent Film-goers* (I know, I know they’re basically extinct but no reason to put them down just yet.)

  • tOmy`

    I am actually curious about this:

    I don’t watch SNL, but from what I understand, you let black people participate as well, so I assume she is one of the cast. I wonder, if her Ghostbuster character somehow reflects a character she was doing in SNL? I mean, it would make sense, right?

    A lot of stand-up people use the same character / persona in movies.

  • NicCagesHair

    Everything Paul Feig touches is empowering!!!!!

  • OMNI

    I have a feeling this new Ghostbusters is going to be terrible. Not like it matters because Ghostbusters II was mediocre at best.

  • tOmy`

    Well, they did say their new album is gonna be better than Kanye’s (a running joke artists had during the whole “album of lyfe” shitstorm), so all eyes are on them.

  • OMNI

    Whatever it is it’s obnoxious.

  • VvdD

    I just think her persona is the tired old “urban” one. So even if it reflects a character from SNL, it’s nothing original or new.

    Think of a jacked up version of what Queen Latifa usually plays.

  • OMNI

    Even mah penis?

  • tOmy`

    It absolutely is, so that’s why I am looking for some background story to help me at least numb the pain.

  • OMNI
  • NicCagesHair

    The that it’s basically an SNL movie makes me want to run as far away as possible from it.(Although Wiig is fantastic.)

    Remember this winner? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-ABqpHZzWo

  • Eucratides_Megas

    Jesus your Ghostbusters 2 commentary was damn near prophetic with this shit. All hail Jay and Mike as our Hack Fraud Messiahs?

  • VvdD

    Come to think of it, Ghostbusters 2 had more racial class in the 80’s than this in 2016. Winston was just a nice black guy looking for job, he didn’t act urban in any way.

  • VvdD

    Fuck the pain away! Fuck the pain away!

  • VvdD

    At least it still has the trailer voice.

  • VvdD

    I’d say the best thing about this movie is that I’m going to enjoy watching Ghostbusters 2 a lot more.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I don’t watch SNL, but I’ve seen snippets of her on it. She does a thing where she shows up on “Weekend Update” (the news-spoof segment) and flirts sexually with the white anchor who looks like a little boy.

    It’s HI-larious (not) but, also, it’s edgy and dangerous. Because, ‘Merica still deals with race and sex as if it’s 1939.

    Whoo-boy!

    #FollowMeBehindTheeSatanOnTwitterOrSomethingEvenHipperThan

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Imma let you finish but the new Styx album is better than Kanye’s.

    And I’d know because I’d listen to neither of them.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    empowering engorging

  • NicCagesHair

    SNL is always a few years behind where American comedy currently is.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Yoko Ono is thinking to herself, “I don’t watch SNL.”

  • NicCagesHair

    Engorged to Empowerment!!!!!!!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to speed.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Actually to everyone.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    ♪ Oh Lord, trouble so hard.
    Oh Lord, trouble so hard.
    Don’ nobody know my trouble but God.
    Oh, Lord. Trouble so hard. ♪

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I just realized Jimmy Fallon looks Lewis, the exploding varmints guy.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Thief.

  • tOmy`

    There was no new Styx album for 11 years. If 11 years back is “new” to you, we might have found the source of the problem.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Did I say Styx? I meant Boston. Yeah. Boston. Wait. Maybe I meant Heart.

    #FyuckIt

  • Tapeworm

    Look at you pretending not knowing how to spell Grindr.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Max, what you made looks awful https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAwkf571wOo

  • Fury 2014. What a mess. Had some good stuff. Shia was no good. All that methodacting gone to waste. Wrong movie, wrong character. Logan Lerman, alright. He’s going places. Brad Pitt on autopilot, solid and good. The rest, who cares. Story, had a good premise. Executed ok, but the editing was terrible. 5.2/10

  • NicCagesHair

    Well that looks like it will be at least 90 minutes long.

  • Bad collage movie. Producers make profit. Climb the ladder. Period. Maxis Land has fallen from RLM famedom.

  • tOmy`

    Should have tried to nail the tone of American Ultra again. He was onto something. This looks cheap.

  • Loud noises and quick comedic cuts EQUALS MONNNEEEEEYYYAAA!

  • Black piiple are more in faver off Hitler! They wuld ratzer have an open member off KKK portraying ze role.

    TRUE ZTORY!

  • Palpatine

    Hey, Max Landis is a cinematic genius whose talent is not understood by Hollywood!

    #ReyIsAMarySue

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Him being a shitty filmmaker/writer doesn’t invalidate his opinions on other people’s work though

    #We’re at RLM afterall

  • Palpatine

    Exactly.

  • Deadpool. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. 2.5/10

    Just Friends. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha 7.8/10

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Ain’t Millennial sexuality just cray-cray? Los Angeles is so-colorful!

    #SoHip
    #SoNow
    #SoYelling

  • Palpatine
  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Ahnold Schwarzenegger and Caitlyn Jenner are dating, and there are photos to prove it.

    #NotReally

  • Earth

    So…what’s the plot?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Stop parodying my reviews, you fat slug.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You’re implying it has one.

  • What?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    A girl dumps a girl who has revenge sex with a guy who is besties with a guy who is gay and is closeted because he wants to act in movies where he has sex with girls who are played by gay girls and kids wear bright clothes to clubs where they yell at each other.

    Duh.

  • Earth

    So…it’s a film about entitled rich assholes?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Yes. Starring pretty young boys and girls, Haley Joel Osment, and that guy who was in that TV show about time travel, something Leap.

    And you should see it instead of Ghostbusters because it’s an original idea from the precious snowflake of a filmmaker from the last generation who used to make stuff, some of which you liked.

  • Earth

    Is Max Landis just friends with all the child-star rejects?

  • Pulp

    According to South Asian folklore, menstruation blood attracts Demons. So I guess female Ghostbusters are reasonable.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Haley Joel is NOT a reject! He’s just put on a little weight.

  • Palpatine

    He’s not a slug, he’s an Ankura Gungan:
    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Ankura/Legends

  • Admiral Bone-to-Pick

    Click baaaaiiiiiiit!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Chino always says that.

    But their records always make me happy so I don’t care.

  • Palpatine

    Muahahahahaha!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    no wucken forries.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I want to punch his stupid face till he stops moving then curb stomp his fucking brains all over the set of his show.
    Sorry I just woke up. I need some cafiend.

  • What tha f*ck is that?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Nice.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    You can get an app for that.

  • RLMkeepitup

    the same folks who devised the Krasue from mystics of bali. would love to see that ghost appear in the film!

  • tOmy`

    Since March schedule doesn’t look so overwhelming as the previous two months, I had some time to venture off to lesser known waters to see what’s up. (Hint: At one case, it was my pom-pom):

    Bullion – Loop The Loop: Someone very smart once said that it’s usually the album away from the spotlight that takes the cake (it was me). And he was right (I was right). Loop The Loop currently sits on the comfortable top spot on Metacritic and deserves full attention. According to the singer, it is a “wonky prog pop”, but one look at the reviews and you can sorta see that nobody knows what to make out of it. Well, lemme try!
    Imagine you put One Direction and Bieber and every other pop star on a cruise missile heading to Mars with one bag of chips and one switchblade. Now take their songs, tear them apart and reconstruct them in a way when they can still feel popish, yet are as far from pop as possible. This is what Bullion did: This is a study, this is a pop deconstruction. Be it obsession with IDM productions here, sax solos there, heavily effected plucky guitars here, oddly misbehaving club beats there, string part here, eastern production there, every song brings new dose of experiments to the table, without ever leaving the comfortable pop soul. It’s mesmerizing, smart and mysterious, but the most impressive thing is that it’s a surprisingly easy listen for casual audience, as well as an album rewarding geeky ears. Massive big ups. 9.5/10

    Venetian Snares – Traditional Synthesizer Music: Lemme break this down for you: [electronic / idm / glitch / postdubstep / abstract / modularsynth / lofi / electronica / tapemusic / noise / breakcore]. See, it wasn’t that hard. Now I ain’t big fun of this music, so shuffling through similar records usually feels like trying to get some sleep under a jackhammer, but dscw was so kind to do the digging for me and introduced me to a jackhammer that’s fun to listen to. Every time the album seems to lose my attention, it suddenly spikes it again with something interesting, which is very refreshing when it comes to similar releases. 7/10

    Kendrick Lamar – untitled, unmastered: Well, it’s free, so that’s a plus I guess. The key feature of unmastered albums being that they are usually released after their mastered versions, but nobody told him I guess. While I would love to hear similar stuff by Kanye or somebody who makes odd music, Kendrick’s un/un album is just unfinished gangster mess, that does sound actually mastered. I don’t see the point, nor do I hear one. 6/10

    The 1975 – Fucking long title I already forgot: But I already made my review for this album. Well, here is the short version: GET FUCKED. 5/10

  • tOmy`

    BTW: You can listen to Bullion’s album here for free: https://bullion.bandcamp.com/album/loop-the-loop

    Give that guy some clicks and shuffle through a track or four. It’s worth it, you might end up loving it.

  • Palpatine

    That’s you, Rugor.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    You observing the sabbath today or making more videos where you pretend to kill yourself?

  • If Stephen Carpenter doesn’t want to play with the Deftones any more, I’ll gladly take him in as our new band member. Of course, I’d have to change my guitar not to look like a total fanboy, since I’m using his signature gear.

  • Palpatine

    From what I’ve just read, he seems like an asshole.

  • Like any guitarist, he just has an ego. I get pissed too when the rest of my band members decide to ‘ruin’ what I thought was a great song by having their own ideas.

  • Palpatine

    Yeah, most of them do. No offence to any guitarists on here.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Yeah, something was missing. It should have been great. The scene where they make the new guy shoot the nazi, should have been amazing, but instead, shrug.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Are these chips Nacho-flavored Doritos? ‘Cause I read somewhere Harry Styles will slice a b!tch for some Nacho Doritos. Bieber don’t stand a chance.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Watching the TNG ep. ‘Ship in a Bottle’; this show just keeps amazing me!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    The “wonky prog” part is all the Steely Dan-ish sorta-sounding stuff? (That is, highly-synthesized Steely Dan.) I will say it didn’t anger me, but I also have to say I got bored with it fairly quickly. But, I did listen to a couple of songs all the way-through.

    I can’t say it wasn’t interesting, but I wanted it to pick up a little.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    they don’t get any money from that do they? Then again at least you ain’t saying to “buy it” on TPB so that might attract a wider audience…that doesn’t visit RLM anyways

    #disqus is a small small small circlejerk

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Unless Ted Nugent happens to be on here, in which case, “Fuck you Ted Nugent, you beaver-fur-jock-strapped fucking asshole. I hope you get cancer-AIDS of the dick, and it causes you to vomit your prostate through your nose. Twat.”

    P.S. Sorry, Emps, about all the swears, but I really don’t like that guy.

  • Palpatine

    Ted Nugent will be Drumpf’s Secretary of State.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    FACK!!!!

  • OMNI

    Did you know that they call Trek episodes that take place entirely on the ship a “Bottle Episode”?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    George Clooney is giving up acting because he doesn’t think people want to see him age. That’s exactly the same reason Paul Newman never gave up acting.

    #Also,NotReally

  • Eyes Wide Shut. Just saw it for the first time. Very good till the big fart at the end. 6.6/10

  • dollar store cashier wife

    He can always just go back to directing instead.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I have just won 6 games of Minesweeper in a row in one sitting, and that’s a personal best, and I wanted to share it with someone other than the mean old woman who keeps yelling at me, “Are you gonna sit there on that stupid computer all day, or are you going to come eat your dinner?”

    P.S. And I’m gonna preemptively answer, “No. It’s not my mother.” Damn youse.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I did not! I was watching the episode through Amazon Prime and during one scene I read one of the trivia comments: it said that there are clues that the perspective’s of Piccard, Data and Barkley are within the holodeck simulation like having no establishing shots. It was genuinely surprising when Data reveals that all that had occurred in the episode (up to the point where Piccard inadvertently gives his access codes to Moriarty) is all a simulation. From season 3 onward, I think that show just kept getting better. Not looking forward to finishing it…

  • tOmy`

    “Wanted it to pick up a little”

    I feel you. There is a couple of songs that go a bit faster (either having a jammy sax or club beat), but I think picking up on the tempo would ruin the whole “pop” feel.

    Then again, I really have no clue about this album.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I think Paul Newman knew his elderly image would be forever preserved on commercial items, Everywhere!

  • Palpatine

    All of Kubrick’s films deserve 10/10 damn it!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Except the ones with farts in them

    I’m looking at you, 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    sarcasm?

  • tOmy`

    Well, it’s a band camp, so I guess the album gets higher on the bandcamp “chart” by clicks.

  • That’s bullsh*t. Clooney should stay. He’s just elderlyshaming himself. What we don’t want are fat black chicks………………………………starring Martin Lawrence.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    This one time, at band camp…

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    What?!….. Are you, a dummy by chance?

  • It stars Tom Cruise and he was ok. Nothing special but the ending. The conversation in the mall………………..oh gawd. Horrible! Surprised Cubrick let it stay in.

  • The ending sucked so hard. Ruined the movie

  • dollar store cashier wife

    there wasn’t much to ruin teehee

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    You mean the part where Tom cries like a little girl?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Oh gawdddd, here we go.

  • No the final dialogue at the mall.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Oh, THAT! Oh come on, the whole ‘dream’ thing is pretty cool. All the sets and the great lighting and use of color. I think you have been underwater tooooo long!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s not bad but that’s more because starting with 2001 and going all the way till EWS Kubrick became a pro at creating unforgettable atmosphere and images. EWS however stands right there with Barry Lindon where there is nothing actually compelling about the story once you get past the lavish presentation.

  • Through all of our…………………. adventures…………. faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart OH SPOILERS FOR EYES WIDE SHUT!!

    And no dream is ever…………. faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart

  • Forever……………. *gasp*…………………… faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart!

  • Palpatine

    Not really. Most of his films are 10/10, i.e. The Shining, Clockwork Orange, and Full Metal Jacket.

  • The setup could work if the delivery was not so poor. The movie was beutiful. I loved watching it. But the end was terribly slapped togeather.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I disagree. I think Eyes Wide Shut is his best movie. I came to enjoy it much more after repeated viewings. 2001, although impressive in regard to special effects, I feel fits your description more aptly of being style over substance. Like, the ending is so silly that everyone tries to make it out like it’s this really complex, mind blowing thing.

  • Clockwork is my favorite I think.

  • Palpatine

    I feel the same about 2001. It’s one of those films that I really want to enjoy, but I’m sorry, it just bores the hell out of me.

  • tOmy`

    Or that one in the hotel.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Yeah, that’s a good one. 1) Eyes Wide Shut 2) Shining/Full Metal Jacket 3) Dr. Strangeglove 5) Clock Work Orange 6) The Killing 7) 2001

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Jeebus. You’re all wrong! DR. STRANGELOVE is one of only two perfect movies, ever made.

  • The plot is exellent and the drama os his best realized. I like how real it feels and how much is at stake.

  • tOmy`

    Holy fuck, there is a woman in your life?!

  • Palpatine

    What’s the other one?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    The one with the big shark.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Unkind!

  • tOmy`

    Drugs. Drugs are the solution. Or the answer.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Like Oggy says in Role Models about Coke: ‘I like the idea of it more than I actually like it’. I remember my roommate from college made it seem like that movie was like, THE BEST THING OF ALL TIME! ‘And the ending is mind blowing!’ It’s like, well, it’s pretty simple actually. The monolith motif is not meant to be mind blowing, just to indicate the period of ‘evolution’ or ‘the next step’, or ‘what is meant to be by design’.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    They can be one and the same and in 2001 it is.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Yes, I will agree with you there. The whole space odyssey is awesome. Those shots of them in the ship are imprinted on my brain.

  • tOmy`

    For a minute there, I thought you were quoting Limp Bizkit.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    The whole back catalog of the Asylum?

  • A.I? HAHAHAHAHA! https://youtu.be/HWUFOC_t-t4?t=1m30s

    BRILLIANT BRILLIANT BRILLIANT

  • That’s kinda sexy..

  • tOmy`

    Well, yea, she is apparently sharing a square mile with you, I didn’t expect her to be Marry Poppins, but still…

  • Palpatine

    Shark Attack 3: Megalodon?

  • tOmy`

    Oh, you meant me as “unkind”. Sure. That as well.

  • Oh… Stanley is just a big lump of love I cant really make a favorite list. But I get you. And understand why you like EWS

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Downvoted!

  • AKA Mr. Wint
  • tOmy`

    This will somehow never get old.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Hey, old lady, get a job!

  • tOmy`

    I have a very odd feeling. I think I actually saw that movie, somehow.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I think you need to watch it again. If you care to that is.

  • No I meant EWS. The drama is the best realized here. Very real. Exactly how married people feel.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Why thank you. I can see why you don’t particularly care for it. See, everybody’s BEST FRIENDS!

  • tOmy`

    And in reality, it’s just a baby floating in space.

  • Why don’t you star in a fast paced sci fi flick then…….. oh.

  • Domo

    Eyes Wide Shut I happily watched on repeat viewings to catch little examples of that movie’s theme, and found so many, then went and read more to find stuff I was missing. It’s a glorious film, it’s just that the point, to me, has to be introduced as subtle as possible to really make a mark.

    Being told outright we’re all puppets even when we think we’re high enough in society to be the puppeteers doesn’t work. Going through a movie and having that type of theme hit you once you discover it is simply sublime.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Oh yeah! I would relate but I’m a mid-twenties man child…

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    So, you would agree that NOT beating your audience over the head with subtext is….. good?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I want to go back and watch it now…

  • Do it.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Watching the failure’s of others brings one joy.
    – Approximation of Mike Stoklasa

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    EXXXXXactly…

  • tOmy`

    Damn!

    *zips up*

  • Clockwork works better I think. It has that punkrock style even. The theme is different but the exploration is endless. EWS is really scary if you think about it but Clockwork is a parody………

    oh me gulliver… oh Stanley…. we miss you

  • tOmy`

    Parody?! Ahahahahah, tell it to all the hobos in our local subway, who met my can-

    Wait, really?

  • What that’s not what I meant when I wrote… damn its 1 AM . SORRY

    #NONSENSICAL

  • It has alot of comedic value and mocks our futile means to create a “new better man”.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I think his early work is a bit rough to say the least. And the only Kubrick moopie I rate 10/10…is 2001 lol.

    #you people anger me

  • Snake Squeezer

    I never could get into that movie.

  • I just saw it an hour ago. I get the idea and I get the plot but the delivery is flat and poor.

    That cant have been the best take. And I think they messed it up……………….

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    He did die like a week after the edit was done…

  • I loved EWS just not the ending

  • Domo

    There’s a great blog about Kubrick’s films that I’d like to share if you’re interested. Each scene is broken down in parts further down the page. Here is the link for EWS. It is not a light read and is worth watching alongside the film if you wanted to re-watch it.

    http://idyllopuspress.com/idyllopus/film/ews_toc.htm

  • Snake Squeezer

    I found Barry Lyndon’s story to be pretty interesting. A lot happens to that guy, and we get to see him go from good, innocent youth to old wretched bastard.

  • Domo

    Stop talking about his mother like that!

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Thank you; I am interested. *blows kiss*

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Yeah, when she says ‘We should Fuck’; that’s like really crass.

  • Snake Squeezer
  • AKA Mr. Wint

    So dense…

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Be back soon; have to be an adult for a while…

  • Oh no. Explenations. I’m sorry but I must decline. I love to travel in stanleyland unguided. I might appear less knowlageble but I also think that is what he wanted. He’s movies leave openings for enterpetation.

    2010 ruined 2001 for me. I was happy with monolith creating baby in space egg but then the bloody books tell me his name is starchild: and the holograms. And 2010 has bloody commies in it. Stanley hated commies!

  • Snake Squeezer

    Nobody’s gonna mention The Shining? That movie never seems to get the respect it deserves. Is it because it is a horror movie, and horror movies can’t be considered real art? I’ll let you decide, but the answer is yes.

  • tOmy`

    I made a little mention down below.

    I actually love The Shining so much I bought a hotel in mountains. Nah, I am kidding, I just became alcoholic.

  • Get this crap off my desk! The holocaust was not a fun happy tearjerking victory it was a failure. You triumfilant Speilberg basterd!

  • Domo

    Completely understandable! I made the mistake of reading a simple article about the creator for the comic strip “Annie” didn’t like FDR all that much, so re-watching ’80s Annie as she snuggled with FDR and be the one to propose the New Deal was a bit weird.

  • Snake Squeezer

    The first step to excellence!

  • tOmy`

    Oh, thank God, Kanye is back. So the rapper (who is currently suing The Pirate Bay) spoken about him stealing shit from the internet like a common knob:

    “I took a picture of it in the studio and everyone was like, ‘Don’t put that up!’ blah, blah, blah. I was like, let it go up.” (Says a man who claimed the PC wasn’t his)

    “The reality is people in the music industry hypocritically download sounds,” (I would make a joke about it, but I don’t know what that sentence means)

    While on the other side of the pond, when Aussie rapper released his new album, he went to Twitter and said: “For those who are currently low on cash, you can torrent the album” to which his label responded: “Yea, people should hear it.”

  • Domo

    That movie legitimately frightens me on so many levels. I was afraid of Big Wheels as a kid because I thought they spawned ghost twins.

  • Happens all the time. We are curious and want to know things. Glad we have RLM can’t learn anything here. My IQ has been lovered 20 points. Yesturday I took a shower………. in the refrigirator. =0

  • tOmy`

    I have to work now (as you can guess by the sheer amount of my comments), but thanks for the link, I will check it during my sunrise coffee break.

  • tOmy`

    Preach it, sister parental figure!

    The Shining frightens me to this very day. It’s just great.

  • Domo

    See? This is why I come to this website.

    Great home renovation ideas await!

  • *pops champaigne* Yeey! No wait. This is not Bowie…. *sobs*

  • I thought it was great! But the ending……………

    6.6 for now but knowing Cubrick movies it’s problably a 7 next time I view it.

  • Domo

    Recently, we had a horrible snowstorm that made so much noise, and I thought “Hey! Perfect time to watch The Shining!” I couldn’t make it 30 minutes in.

    It’s why I want to watch the Witch so bad, but am afraid to see that in the theater for fear of having a mental break mid-movie.

  • To quote Snoop Dogg.“Bitches ain’t sh*t but hoes and tricks / Lick on these nuts and suck the d*ck.” NOW SLAP THAT SKANK BACK IN THE KITCHEN.

  • tOmy`

    My worst experience comes from watching Grudge (the American version).

    We were on a LAN party, haven’t slept for 40+ hours, so we were emotionally stable as GrumPa when he heard about dance clubs. At one point, I almost burst into tears, at other, I fell from a chair.

    Great time, folks, great time. I just remember wishing for the movie to end. What an odd experience.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Did you hear Tyler the Creator’s version of Freestyle 4?

  • tOmy`

    Not yet, I just saw a headline about it. Worth it?

  • tOmy`

    Do you remember my angry post about Sandman yesterday? Well, guess the fuck what:

    Just a day after New Line Cinema announced that it was hiring Final Destination 5 and The Thing (2011) screenwriter Eric Heisserer to pen the script for its adaptation of Neil Gaiman’s Sandman, long-attached star and producer Joseph Gordon-Levitt has announced that he’s dropping out of the project.

    “A few months ago, I came to realize that the folks at New Line and I just don’t see eye to eye on what makes Sandman special, and what a film adaptation could/should be. So unfortunately, I decided to remove myself from the project. I wish nothing but the best for the team moving forward.”

    It’s gonna be great.

  • ITS THE GOLD RESERVE ILLUMINATI MOVIE!!

  • Fucking is forgetting ones problems yes…… I dunno.

  • Earth

    I have seen it once. It is one of my favourite Kubrick films.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Nagh, I have to go up into the mountains and catch sheep.

  • Snake Squeezer

    I didn’t listen either, lol.

  • tOmy`

    I know there is already couple of remixes with actual backdrop for I Love Kanye, which is the only thing that needed to happen.

    #SoKanye

  • Snake Squeezer

    Saw Romper Stomper for the first time last night. Holy shit what a great fucking piece of film. Energetic, heightened, shockingly disturbing. I was absorbed the whole time. I also couldn’t help but think, “ahhh, so this is what the post president Trump apocalypse would look like….”

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    At least they got some integrity for walking away. and Giaman probably gets a bucket of cash anyway.

  • tOmy`

    Well, there is one horrifying thing about this: They will need a new director and since this is a WB / DC movie, one particular name keeps popping up into my mind.

    Popping like a sound of an overbassed trainwreck, stomping my cerebral cortex, pissing in my eyes while screaming “Are you not entertained?!”.

    But that’s just my imagination.

  • I admire your honesty, you walking scrotum.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAM! I’M SANDMAN SHOUTING IS DRAMA. BEHOLD MY BLUE LASER! BAWAWAWAWWAWWAWAAAAAAAM!
    Its going to be Grate.

  • Bart Crowe

    Those Red Letter Media boys do it again!

  • tOmy`

    If that happens, I am taking at least 80 people with me.

    I did look into it a bit and seeing that Gaiman is still the main consultant, he could walk away now, as he was mainly working with JGL.

    Do the right thing, Neil, take that shit to HBO or Netflix and let professionals handle it.

  • Michael Collins

    It’s the only Kubric movie I’ve never wanted to watch again..

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    ‘catch’…

  • Got a favorite?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    ‘Clues’, ‘Brothers’ and ‘Data’s Day’ are classic… Why can’t they make TV like that anymore?

  • tOmy`

    Golden age of TV, bro, do you even bingewatch?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Bingewatch? I haven’t had sex in over a year and I’m talking about Star Trek. What do you think?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Oh i assumed he would have left too.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    One time I didnt have sex for 15 years…

  • Domo

    It doesn’t count when the tools aren’t fully functional yet.

  • tOmy`

    Oh, I see. So far, no response from Gaiman.

    I assume that if the shit hits the fan, he will let “us” know through Facebook. God bless social media.

  • tOmy`

    It was just the classical comment when people ask “why can’t we make good TV”, when now is the time TV shines as bright as ever.

    Sorta.

  • Michael Collins

    That’s tough, but Dr Strangelove would probably be it, I love everything about that movie, especially the humour.

  • Michael Collins

    What’s yours?

  • Frank Rollins

    Before I googled this Paul Feig guy, I imagined him to have that Jared from Subway look… he has that Roddy McDowall look

  • tOmy`

    I haven’t seen that one in ages. Gotta fix that.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    What’s my excuse?…

  • Domo

    Do the hookers keep saying no? You’re probably not threatening them enough when they refuse.

    Why type of Plinkett fan are you?

  • Thanatos2k

    I mean, I knew this movie was going to be a disaster, but to see the trailer prove everything right beyond a shadow of a doubt is just SAD.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    You know what they could’ve remade and it would’ve been not controversial at all? Caddyshack: LPGA.

  • Palpatine

    Rich Evans and Jack were recently on some podcast to talk about vidya games:
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B5s-4RugCMs

  • tOmy`

    MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA Good o-

    Wait, really?

    MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA

  • Thanatos2k

    “Ghosts….I hate these guys”

  • Thanatos2k

    That’s why there’s no female imperial officers!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Objection!

  • Ugh, and it begins with Jack once again babbling on about how he doesn’t like cut scenes. *closes tab*

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    That was Melbourne 25 years ago. Good times.
    Sadly its not even slightly joking.

  • Because it was you, roaming the streets with your baseball bat! I know it, because I sold it to you.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I knew some skinheads. (You buy drugs from people even if you dont like them)
    The called me Ando, Watching a Skinhead trying to Headbut a train window to death and losing was priceless though.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The electrics on the trailer arnt working so new plan…. FIX THE TRAILER!

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I’m here for Jack and Josh. I chase after girls that are mean…

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Isnt Jared in jail?

  • tOmy`

    I think I will listen to it tomorrow, just to unwind a bit. I haven’t seen a good comedy in ages.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Tell us more, The Rock Vulcan.

  • Snake Squeezer

    I could do with a lot less cut scenes.

  • tOmy`

    Oh shit, just hearing the topic at hand, I can already hear the choo-choo train headed to Abysmaltown.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Question: Do you identify as Romulan or Vulcan?

  • Palpatine

    What topic?

  • Snake Squeezer

    Or Hawaiian?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Or genetics experiment?

  • tOmy`

    “Storytelling in video games, specifically how does the medium take advantage of its mechanics in order to tell a story in a way only video games can do.”

    That’s gonna be hard one to explain via the “Mario” argument.

  • tOmy`

    Cutscenes are like CGI. You will have people constantly crying about CGI, saying practical effects are the best way to go, but we all know that’s bullcrap.

    Same goes for cutscenes. When handled well, they are a great tool. When not handled well, they make you wanna punch the screen.

    I admit that many times, a game broke me just by introducing a cutscene (hello there, Bulletstorm, I am looking at you), yet for example Half Life series features couple of the most memorable cutscenes ever.

  • Palpatine

    Are Rich and Jack against storytelling in video games? I didn’t watch the video.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    More or less. They feel gameplay > story, which is understandable, I guess. Some games do have good stories though, and they’re still good games (good gameplay. Jack in particular is very much against cutscenes.

  • tOmy`

    I didn’t watch it, I just listened to first 5 minutes.

    They are not against, they just dislike cut scenes (as many of us), but Jack is really way too much against it. He is usually very black / white spectrum kinda guy, which I sorta blame on his misunderstanding of game mechanics, games and gaming in general.

    Rich is usually the voice of reason.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I do agree with them that quick time event games are retarded. They are the modern equivalent of the old FMV laser disc games.

  • tOmy`

    Absolutely, most of them are atrocious. But some people like them and I am quite afraid that “some” means a big fucking chunk of consumers, seeing as CoD is doing well, despite being on the downslide part of the quality curve for a past decade.

    But Jack calls everything “cut scene” – at least that is my general impression. Quicktime event, cut scene, video, tutorial, everything. And at some point, he has to come to terms that if he wants to play games AND review them, he should start paying attention to these things, no matter how annoying, to actually grasp their concept and furthermore the concept of the game.

    Now I don’t wanna spit too much sulfur at him, I ain’t no expert either (but I am not getting paid for it…) and I haven’t seen any of their newer streams, so he might got better, but his occasional blatant ignorance was too much for me couple of times.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    What’s bad is when he skips a tutorial, or doesn’t pay attention to some text, and he can’t figure out what’s happening and why the game doesn’t make sense, or why he is dying so much. Some of the hate he gets is easily avoidable.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Some game genres, let’s say RTS, can’t advance their storyline if they don’t go to a cutscene after the mission is done.

  • OMNI

    Cut scenes are necessary for beer and pot breaks. I couldn’t play games without em

  • OMNI

    The Beast Master is so frikkin’ awesome. The Best sword and sorcery movie of the 80’s if not all time. I tear-up at most of the animal scenes and the “Black Tiger” is the best cat character ever (besides mine). They tossed the poor ferrets around a lot but I guess they didn’t mind, they’re like rubber anyway. Daaaarrrrr!!!

  • OMNI

    Tomb Raider is the ultimate QTE game.

  • OMNI

    He’s Rockulan

  • Joe

    Where are the clickable annotations? You hack fraud, you can’t even sellout right!

  • RLMkeepitup

    i chop some of that up to him thinking about the stream. his understanding of bloodborne and stuff makes me think he’s half competent at game play solo

  • RLMkeepitup

    lol cause mario has no story. thats why the movie was bonkers

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Where is Sexy Nerd Girl? #CallBack

  • Commander X

    Now, when it comes to clickbait youtube videos, Pewdiepie seems to get brought up a bit around these here parts but let’s not forget one of the other worst people on Youtube, Onision.

    For those who don’t know who that is, he’s a YouTuber who got famous for having shitty “random” comedy videos and is currently 31 years old and wears makeup to appear younger and tries very hard to stay popular among the young fans he makes money off and his style of humor is the generic internet humor that was popular from 2006-08 or so, other times doing super-edgy things like burning a Bible! This man’s a madman!

    Making his name with videos like 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT MEAT EATERS

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTmjlyk63Pc

    or 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT HATERS

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0k3TSMeAso

    Plus he’s had all sorts of drama with younger gals that he’s dated (and in one case married) complete with very one-sided videos about how the breakups went

    His editing is very much like what’s in the recent RLM GB reaction video, as seen here,

    http://youtu.be/W8RNbzscfXQ

    like this one where he explains how he was separating from his 19-year old wife because he had wanted to have cuddletimes with other people including her “girlfriend”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8RNbzscfXQ

    “My mother was a masseuse, she once gave me a full body massage, complete with emotion and everything, although naturally avoiding my genitals. I figured since my mom did it to me, it would be okay for me to do it to her girlfriend.”

    which he followed up with another video claiming he’d found an actress who was willing to “stimulate his prostate” which was something his soon-to-be ex-wife never did.

    but later, no, see, the thing with the girlfriend happened but everything else twas but a prank, or something, bro.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmQYZCjQjWQ

    he still has lots of idiot fans who defend him on the internet. I mean, at least some of these other guys and gals like even Pew Die Pie seem like, Youtube gigs aside, not terrible garbage fires of human beings.

  • OMNI

    I won’t watch those vids

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    There is no topic… Only Zuul!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Never heard of it.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Also I’m creeped out by you not only watching it but then re-posting it.

  • Wow, I’ve never heard about this guy before. Thanks for making me aware of his highly punchable face, asshole.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Buk Pravon

    I watched just one video with him in it and that was an TL;DR-Episode.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtAByXu_U-I

    After that I have no interest to watch any of his crap ever!

  • Prostate packs! Awww, heeeelll naaawww! Slimer! Awwww hellll naaaw!

  • Zuul is a man that comes from another dimension to enslave women!

    #MerMan

  • What’s a Plinkett review?

  • It’s heroin.

  • That’s quite a funny and original joke.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Tuesday!

  • We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! Tuesday we celebrate our Independence Day! [crowd cheers]

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Re-boots gave me AIDSbola right in my happy hole.

  • If Jeff Goldblum doesn’t get a sex change by the aliens in the new movie, I’m calling Roland Emmerich a sexist whore. #vaginallivesmatter

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    *Vagina people, you racist!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Take that, Jeremy Jahns!

    And the movie looks exactly like the Ghostbusters sequel no one ever asked for, that we all knew it was gonna be.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I’m starting a Us$100,000,000 kickstarter to bribe sony to stop this shit.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Just another proof why VG culture is in the toilet when these guys get recognition on a proffesional level.

  • And what about the people that have sand people in their vaginas, you fascist?

  • ♬ I I I ain’t ‘freid of no gurls ♬

  • Hmmm. It’s blocked in my country. Fox is only getting a bad rep for this.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    They should see a doctor that sounds serious.

  • 20th Century Fox sucks!

  • You don’t happen to be a gynecologist?

  • Sh*t. If we loose courtcases on fair use it might affect HitB.

  • *to buy drugs, get high and do nothing.

  • Weird, I can’t play it on my PC but it works on my tablet.

  • Earth

    Video game storytelling interests me. Rich and Jack’s and some people on youtube’s opinion on it doesn’t.

  • Earth

    Cut scenes aren’t perfect, but they add a dynamic element to the storytelling that normal gameplay just can’t give.

  • Earth

    10 minutes in and so far it’s been bitch bitch bitch.

  • Wolvy

    Sprock!

  • Different licences for DT and mob. Unsure why. Problably to segment things AKA money.

  • Could also just be banned by CRH on DT. I’ronnoman FOX SUCKS!

  • I’ve finally caught up with Venture Bros season 6. They started relying too heavily on those DC/Marvel character parodies but it’s still a pretty solid show.

  • tOmy`

    Good news, everyone! New Blink 182 album is finished!

    *crickets*

    Aaaall the… smaaaaall things…

    *crickets*

  • Oh I hope they get fucked by a dog in the ass.
    http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me8kmdwWrv1qh2d04o1_400.gif

  • So, which one of you is secretly Patton Oswalt? Apparently he frequents this site.

  • In case you didn’t notice, it’s a Blink 182 reference.

  • tOmy`

    I am still patiently waiting for their unexpected masterpiece.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    There sounds to me like there’s a big difference. HitB uses clips in brief, to have examples for original commentary. All this YouTube Yahoo was doing was replaying viral clips. Besides, since the settlement nullifies the jury verdict, there’s no precedent of any kind to get worried about anyway.

    #I’mNotALawyer
    #JustPlayOneOnTheInternet
    #SueMe

  • dollar store cashier wife

    what are you 12?

    #2002 called

  • tOmy`

    I have high hopes for Travis to slapping the gang around and tell them to penis up, since they are like what now… 40?

    And hey, even the older cheerleader can enjoy Enema / Pants and Jacket. Do you remember the times when shitty music was at least fun?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Nope.

  • tOmy`

    “I fell in love with a girl at the rockshow / She said ‘what?’ / And I told her that I didn’t know”

    Sums up my life just fine, so I’ll take it.

  • tOmy`

    Oh, please, let it be Nass.

  • Takedowns are universal even if people are using clear ‘fair use’ clips. The problems come if they don’t prevent false flags and this Plinkett takedown problably will win in the end.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    He does have the word ‘Undercover’ in his current nickname…

  • I’m not fat! If you read this Patton, I’m sorry you are fat!

    #BANNEDSOON #JAYSTAPO

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I don’t want to be on either of their sides.

    One’s a Millennial douchebag trying to ride this SJW trend to get laid.
    The other’s playing the smug Conservative “gotcha” game, failing to realize his own statistics damn his entire philosophy. Complete with snooty British accent.

    Everybody on YouTube pisses me off.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Yes.This.

  • What can I say I’m an undercover cop.

  • NicCagesHair

    It’s not me, I’m Thomas Pynchon(Don’t tell anyone).

    If we really want to find out who it is, just steal a joke from someone, sit back and wait….first to call them out is Patton.

  • tOmy`

    DCSW DOWNLOADED LIFE OF PABLO!!!!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    The tiger died of cancer-AIDS due to black paint poisoning.

    And, Marc Singer’s face is weird.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    “…but we all know that’s bullcrap.”

  • They are all so different from eachother. Maybe Clockwork. The acting is so tight in that one. I’m often driven to watch performances and explorations of characters.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Not yet.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I plead the fifth!

    #yeezy will forgive me

  • Yes. This.
    He’s the perfect match.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Yeah. FACK this one real hard.

  • But he’s 53 mil in debt. He needs that dolla, you cheap store clerk hoah.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I preempted this sort of thing. Pay attention, you, tOmy, and mags.

  • You’re making little baby Yeezy cry, you heartless bastard.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Percy Gryce.

    It’s obvious. Smartest guy in the room.

  • Sully… i put bets on Sully. Odds give me odds!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    To sum up…Overnight you discussed video game “culture”, YouTube “culture,” and Kanye West.

    Now back to 9/11.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Just have Kimmy K “break the internet” again. Debt’s payed.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I miss Sully.

  • He did say some of his scripts got picked up. HE’S MAX LANDIS.

  • Now, watch this drive.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFaB9DqYGY0

    #highwaytohell

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Nah. Sully’s got better fur.

  • I do find it suspicious he disappeared around the time we started making fun of American Ultra…
    #tinfoilhat
    #searchyourfeelings
    #youknowittobetrue

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I always got the impression that Sully’s work was more in the fantasy / sci-fi vein, which Max Landis deems beneath himself. Unless, of course he was just foxxing us to keep us off his trail.

    No. I reject the Sully = Max theory. Because, I want to.

  • tOmy`

    #GamesAreNotArt

    #HowDoITurnOnMSPaintAgain?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Smart people do. People who realize all tools are viable in entertainment/art

    #It ain’t real musik if it’s made with computers

    #get off OUR lawn

    #ezbait

  • dollar store cashier wife

    #No Real Instruments?

    #MAKE MUSIK GREAT AGAIN

  • tOmy`

    I COULDN’T GET TO WALMART BECAUSE THERE WERE YOUNG PUNKS HIGH ON VIDEOGAMES AGAIN!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Oh golly-gee, I seem to have offended the “smart people” again, somehow.

    #AllToolsAreTools

  • Palpatine is behind……………. can’t talk…. chokin….

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s just easy baiting. But yes it ain’t no secret it gets tiresome reading black&white opinions fueled by ignorance presented with such assuredness and smugness that we get PreRec flashbacks of Jack Packard.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Know thyself.

  • Mild Mannered Misanthrope

    You forgot telegraph

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    dot dot dot dash dot dash

  • tOmy`

    Now now, let’s all be nice! No need to drag Jack into it.

  • tOmy`

    The only thing breaking on that picture was her spine.

  • A squirrel and a BOMB?!

  • 9/11 is too mainstream now.

  • tOmy`

    Awwww, we were just taking pot shots as you did with your quotation marks, no need to get pissy about “smart people”.

    That “no real instruments” joke precedes you, man, not like it’s aimed towards you:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs3ocG5yW88

  • This is giving me a hard drive.

  • Tapeworm

    What, no Star Wars culture?!!

  • tOmy`

    I like how you slowly progressing with this joke.

    #RegularsAreTheBest

  • tOmy`

    That one got TFA’d.

    Speaking of: Mark Hamill said that Luke Skywalker can be totally gay. Vanity Fair reported it as “Mark Hamill said Luke Skywalker is gay.”

    Gotta love social media.

  • That hand up Yoda’s butt was enough of an indication.

  • RLMkeepitup

    the legends were true

  • tOmy`

    He took all of it.

  • Lt Hurwitz

    Whenever you mention those names and others like Lauren Bacall, Barbara Stanwyck, Myrna Loy, etc., people get flustered. There were gender stereotypes attached to them at the time, but they were strong leading women who went toe to toe with the best actors of the time, and were just as famous.

    But hey, those times were a backward hellscape of anti-woman feelings because Melissa McCarthy didn’t fall over and fart. They just had Rita Hayworth.

    *Also the 60’s and 70’s had Diane Keaton, Jane Fonda, Katherine Hepburn still, Raquel Welch, Bridgette Bardot, Jane Seymour, Goldie Hawn, Faye Dunaway…this idea that women have never been the lead of a movie is just insane.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Where does this ‘apparently’ come from?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Also, a fox smells his own hole… (English idiom for you)…

  • Lt Hurwitz

    Female Indiana Jones played by Lena Dunham?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    How did we miss this? There’s a new DEATH WISH reboot coming…starring Bruce Willis?!!?

  • Lt Hurwitz

    Returned from the dead Jon Snow is coming for you!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Jack is the key to all of this.

  • In The Court Of The Evans King

    amazing

  • Buk Pravon

    Yeah. Me too. But it’s spring break and sunday, what else can you do but watching crap on the internet? :/

    So I watch them anyway. 😀 And I like at least some of them good enough. YMS, IHE, coldmirror and so on.

    Oh. And I love accents. <3

  • You lovable little scamp, come here you

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Like, seriously. It’s like remaking The Lord of the Rings and replacing every character with black actors and everyone gets all worked up about using an all black cast, when the real question is ‘Why are you remaking The Lord of the Rings!?!’.

  • $ and/or €

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    What the hell do you do with Euro’s except buy cheap beer and hookers?

  • *cough* The Hobbit was a failed LotR remake *cough* damn blood *cough* Why is blood gushing out of my mouth when I say The Hobbit? *cough*

  • Earth

    *cheap absinthe.

  • Earth

    I’m all for a black remake of The Lord of the Rings if it’s done in the style of a ’70s blaxploitation film.

  • Palpatine

    I am.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    “Hey man, carrying dat ring?, it’s just a thang, put your weight on it brotha!’
    -Negro Gandalf

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    And they went with height-challenged people that time around…

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I’ve never had real absinthe…

  • Buy weed in Dutchland.

  • DoobzMcgee

    That would be kick ass actually

  • Domo

    Nono. You buy chocolate. You have a wonderful variety chocolate.

    http://i.imgur.com/GtRoHl6.jpg

  • Palpatine
  • AKA Mr. Wint

    That’s lovely. Really though, so chocolate, hookers and booze. Doesn’t justify remaking a solid effort…

  • Ooooh, imported, madame?

  • tOmy`

    It’s a great thing, you can pay with it in all countries throughout EU, except the fuckton of those where you can’t.

    Truly magical currency.

  • Domo

    Now I know you don’t read my other posts! You motherfucker.

    Husband just got back from Berlin. He visited Dahlewitz, but stayed in a hotel in Berlin.

  • tOmy`

    Awwww, Germany and your sissy laws regarding weed. Poor you.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Yeah, I know. When I was in Europe it was like, Sweden: Kroners, Hungary: Forint, Slovakia: Euro, Czech: Foruna?, Poland: Zloty and Ireland: Fuck you overpriced Euro….

  • Earth

    Finally watched Peter Bogdanovich’s Mask. I’m sure I’m 30 years late making this joke, but who had the fake face? Was it Cher or Eric Stoltz?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Ba-dm-tsh!

  • Earth

    Thank you I’m here all night!

  • THE INTERNET!!!!

  • An interview he gave in 2013.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Literally, actually. Punching and kicking being the, um, extent of her talents.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Nancy Reagan dead, finally.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Apparently, I should say something.

  • Earth

    Who?

  • *pops champagne*

    Hitler, Bowie and now Nancy. The big three! Burn in he**!

  • My time is precious. *runs and hides*
    <3 <3 <3

  • Fuck ’em and their law! Wait, what? Yes. It sucks. Who cares, I quit smoking anyways.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Ronnie RayGun’s ‘mommy’.

  • Just leave her in the ditch like you did America!

  • Earth
  • Captain_Prickhard

    17 Feb 1987 Soviet premiere Mikhail Gorbachev reveals Reagan’s preoccupation with space aliens: “At our meeting in Geneva, the U.S. President said that if the earth faced an invasion by extraterrestials, the United States and the Soviet Union would join forces to repel such an invasion. I shall not dispute the hypothesis, though I think it’s early yet to worry about such an intrusion…”

    15 Sep 1987 During a luncheon with Soviet Foreign Minister Eduard Shevardnatze in the White House, President Reagan once again wondered what would happen if the Earth were under attack from an external threat: “Don’t you think the United States and the Soviet Union would be together?”

    4 May 1988 During a question-and-answer session in Chicago, President Reagan revisits his ‘invaders from space’ notion: “I’ve often wondered, what if all of us in the world discovered that we were threatened by an outer — a power from outer space, from another planet. Wouldn’t we all of a sudden find that we didn’t have any differences between us at all, we were all human beings, citizens of the world, and wouldn’t we come together to fight that particular threat?”

  • Palpatine

    I thought Jane Wyman was the First Lady?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Ooh, sick burn!

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Palpy’s imperial Catholic values.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Dementia-shaming is bullying.

    #StopIt

  • Captain_Prickhard

    I hope Shervardnatze’s answer shocked senile Reagan. Something like, “No, we told them we wouldn’t.”

  • Palpatine
  • tOmy`

    And the Tidal saga continues! Jay-Z is eyeing an exit from Tidal!

    “Its C.F.O. and C.O.O. were fired Tuesday in the wake of a dispute that prevented company artists Kanye West and Rihanna from making Billboard’s top 20 list.”

    “Recent reports suggest that Samsung is in talks to acquire the streaming service. A few days ago, claims surfaced that Tidal isn’t paying royalties to the artists on its platform, and some artists have filed class-action lawsuits against the company. The music-streaming service also accidentally leaked Rihanna’s new album.”

    #Revolution

  • tOmy`

    Count in Sweden, Denmark, UK, Croatia…

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Debutantes playing Empire.

    #WatchItBurn
    #I’llBringMarshmallows

  • Like Icare

    Carry around a cool million in a small bag, as it only takes 2000 of those purple 500 Euro bills for that.
    Great for drug smugglers, arms dealers, terrorists…

    Just like 100 dollar bills, only 5.something times better.

  • Like Icare

    She looks better in a dress than Bruce Willis.

  • tOmy`

    I wonder why Samsung is considering buying them out, considering current state of affairs between the biggest acts and owners:

    Jay-Z accused of stealing, most likely quitting.
    Kayne torpedoing his own album and the label itself.
    deadmau5 calling Kanye “dick”.
    Jack White is arrogant twat and when he smells that the coke ain’t coming any time soon, he will bail the fuck out.
    Madonna just lost her battle over a custody, so she will be fun to deal with.
    Daft Punk won’t release a new album for a next decade.
    Usher is… still alive, apparently.
    Arcade Fire have the “hasbeens” stench surrounding them.
    Chris Martin shut down Coldplay.
    Alicia Keys is… Usher.

    This doesn’t sounds like a sane investment opportunity, more like bankrolling the most dysfunctional group of people since Marvel villains.

  • Like Icare

    Those are the worst. Sniffing steam and injecting DVDs…

  • Earth

    Yeah boi! We ain’t got time for no euros.

    Now excuse me while my country votes to leave the EU for UK FUCK YEAH reasons.

  • Like Icare

    How can fantasy and sci-fi be beneath someone who writes stories about magical god alien, the last survivor from a distant planet, come to this Earth to protect us and show us the way?

  • Like Icare

    Not me. I’m actually Spartacus.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Compact, convenient, subtle; European sensibility.

  • Tapeworm

    Yo, true dat!

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    You feel me brotha’. Oh, wait…..

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Over 15,000 views on the RLM ‘New’ content on YT?… Jimminy Christmas, what a bunch of losers we are…

  • Mike Magnum

    I haven’t seen all of Paul Feig movies. Everyone says he great. But i did watch Spy and the whole time i was getting “Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo” flashbacks. After that i had to go on an Edgar Wright marathon. To wash myself clean of what i just seen. To say the the least im not looking forward to the new ghostbusters. And it has nothing to do with them being women.

  • Tapeworm

    He appears to be an allright workman-like guy (his TV work is apparently mostly really good) and he stumpled upon a certain type of comedy that just makes money (a broad one, pun only kinda intended). This thing has a studio stink all over.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Good thing you added that last line, OTHERWISE I would be curious about why you didn’t provide a FUCKING TRIGGER WARNING!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Chris Martin’s solo career. Brought to you by Samsung.

    First digital-exclusive album, titled And Other Useless Things, to drop soon, pre-loaded on all new Samsung devices.

    I dunno. It kinda sounds like I imagine justice sounds. Only more auto-tune.

  • Well, people obviously clamour for the good old days, before Space Cop ruined RLM. Or RLM ruined Space Cop… or something. It’s kinda like the chicken/egg-thing.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Space Cop IS the worst thing since Rich and Mike adopted Jay…

  • Like Icare

    A because type?

  • Cream-A-Thon

    The creator of this video would wash your car for 15,000 views
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGbT5h4ryC8

  • tOmy`

    I may be a bit overworked, but I want to bang that bunny from the Zootopia trailer.

  • tOmy`

    “The Lord of the Bling”

  • Palpatine
  • Wizard Phoenix

    She was 128 years old. She had to die eventually.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You have problems, man.

  • Tapeworm

    Furryeal?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You can also say that video was a piece of shit.

  • OMNI

    Nice try Pa

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I wonder what made tOmy so attracted to bunnies….. http://drjon.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451aec269e201b8d1519196970c-pi

  • OMNI

    Good

  • Buk Pravon

    Oh yummy, Hachez. 🙂

    I love their chocolate.

  • Buk Pravon

    Think about that again. Judy is pretty badass.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Are you implying that wanting to bang badasses is a bad thing? It’s not. Badass bunnies maybe not.

  • Buk Pravon

    I was implying, that tOmy is not a bunny. And though Judy might not like being banged by him.

  • OMNI

    Max Landis ain’t all there, and I miss Sully too…

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Buk Pravon

    *sigh*

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Of course she goes Bugs Bunny on him.

  • Buk Pravon

    That’s not how she rolls. :/

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I like how they showed some tact and didn’t include the part where the pupateer shoots himself on screen.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I am still disturbed that tOmy wants to fuck a rabbit.

  • Tapeworm

    Speaking of actually badass women, if you like the ESPN doc series 30 for 30 (and you should it’s all awesome documentaries), they did a kind of a spin-pff series called 9 for IX, which focuses on female centered sport stories, directed by female directors and it’s great. At least check out the episode No Limits, which tells a story of a deep sea diver. No spoilers (for real life), but if you are as afraid of the ocean as myself, it will really have an effect on you. Besides it’s well done and Audrey Mestre was (yup) a very interesting person

  • tOmy`

    Women in sports? I can’t be arsed to watch 80 episodes of gymnastics and poledancing.

  • Like Icare

    Wheelbarrows. Not buckets.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=7LmfCGy_ZLg#t=1123

    Then again his general attitude towards Hollywood production of his works is that it’s kinda like working for fairies.
    Meaning pixies or elves. Not gay people.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=7LmfCGy_ZLg#t=754

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I’m an entusiastic amature.

  • Buk Pravon

    Well… she is very cute… but you are right: It is very odd.

  • Like Icare

    That’s never good…

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Seeing that today with my nieces…

  • OMNI

    ‘m sorry for you. Your nieces may like it

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    You seen it?

  • Palpatine

    For some reason I read “poledancing” as “podracing”.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Sucks; organizing on a Saturday night…

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Its clearly me. as I’m the most secretive about my life.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I thought for a second you wrote podracing not poledancing.

  • Palpatine

    I posted that eariler you fraud!

  • OMNI

    No. But I’ve heard enough from the good folks here that it’s not nearly as good as the first one, which I didn’t like too much.
    So I guess my opinion on this is doo-doo.
    You may enjoy it.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    *Cricket pulls out small gun. Fade to black. *small gunshot.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Maggit is a mess. *airhorn*

  • Palpatine

    Aaaaand I’m going to hell.

  • Didn’t they learn anything from Apple and U2?

  • OMNI

    God I couldn’t watch that again. Max still rings my annoyance bell.

  • Palpatine

    “Now this is poledancing!”

  • You’re repeating yourself, Joaq.

  • Palpatine

    He does his job very well then.

  • Do we see his ballsack?

  • OMNI

    Freudian….

  • There’s something strangely attractive about women with authority. That’s why I find Hilary so irresistible.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    TALK ABOUT HIS BALLSACK!

  • Careful, you know how he ended up.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’m watching The Flash on Netflix. So far there has been a giant mind fuck which has left confused for the past day or so.

  • Sure… Mr. Oswald…………….. We are aware……… and we take………..
    …………..notes on your activity and that activity…………. is……………….
    ……………………………….in most part …………………………………………….
    ……..ignored.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Hypocritical bastard.

  • Whatever Mr. Patton Oswald, whatever……………………………………………………..
    …………………………………………………………………..we are watching you………….
    ……………very…………………………………very……………………………closely.

  • Joe

    I remember when the avant garde deconstructionism was just the subtext of RLM videos.

  • You and I are very much alike. Humor is our religion, yet we
    have both fallen from the pure faith. Our methods have not differed as
    much as you pretend. I am but a shadowy reflection of you. It would take
    only a nudge to make you like me. To push you out of the light.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’m Joaquin Phoenix, you stupid idiot.

  • Sure… sure. And I’m Donald Trump.

  • You meant shlock and nitpicking, right right?

    #RLM2013rules

  • Wizard Phoenix

    #NostalgicNerd

  • tOmy`

    *with tail

  • Wizard Phoenix

    If I peel off your face you’ll be Trump.

  • Oh…………………………………………………………. excuse…………..
    ……………………me…………………..princess…………………………..
    ………………One day……………………you will slip up………………..
    …………………………………and fall. And I’ll be there farting and laughing.

  • That’s an added bonus.

  • You can try to RIP it off but it won’t get TORN.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    That would not surprise me at all.

  • I’m sure Mike likes to read Derrida in his spare time.

  • Palpatine

    So, now you know my true identity. Yes, Boss Nass, I am Patton Oswald!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Maggit thinks banks are his house?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Mike is a fan of Ayn Rand, the greatest fraud in the history of hacks.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Are you talking about The Penguin or Patton Oswald?

  • He made rap and grew a beard yo. 2008 reeeppprressent. Poy poy! No actor, no mo!

    Sod off Lebouf! Tis been done already! Do something oldschool and go hang yourself! Yo methodactin is actin up yau. Fury sucks an yo no it!

  • Ah ye commie fat bastard! I knew! The universe told me……….
    ……………………………….Now………………………………………………
    ….we demand……………………………….retribution…………..for….
    ………………Space Cop……………….. right right! We will…………
    ………………get……………………………………….back………………..
    …to……………………………………….you.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I wore shirts on my head.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I showed my dad, the biggest Ghostbusters fan in the world, the trailer for this new one and you can see the joy being sucked out of this otherwise joyful man. The nonmedy was so strong and effected him so much he turned to me at the end and said, “This is not Ghostbusters, this is Tammy.”

  • Like Icare

    You are too kind to that movie.

    It thinks that 1940s Germany was actually something like 1960s-70s Vietnam.
    So a bunch of grunts who fear their commander like one would a vengeful war god with a bad case of killeveryoneIdon’tlikeitis, decide to break into and shit all over his private party with some sweet German bitches.
    In order to create some instant tension.

    Just like drugged-up GIs might have done in some Vietnam war fantasy.
    Which Fury secretly is.
    Apart from the complete lack of black people – of which there is one token black soldiers, so you can’t call it racist.

    Then it also goes over the top jingoist retarded for the finale where after killing Germans like a god of machineguns incarnate, Pitt talks and talks while dying for hours after chewing through some sniper bullets.
    While Pena jumps on a grenade inside a closed and tight confines of a tank and sacrifices himself to save everyone.
    Which probably works cause after Pitt took two grenades to the face – there’s not a mark on him.
    Germans apparently made really shitty grenades.
    Probably cause they wasted all their R&D cash on making their guns shoot different colored lazors, so everyone can tell who the badguys are.
    So Pitt probably just died out if spite.

    And then movie goes simply retarded when it tries to be a Platoon+EveryDarkCopMovieEVER… so an ambulance (with functional glass doors) appears out of nowhere to drive the protagonist out of that world… and then it cries itself to sleep cause it could really use a helicopter shot there but alas there weren’t any in WW2.
    Then it remembers that fuckitI’mgonnadowhatIwant – and it ends with a godseye view of the crossroads because cymbalism, crosses, tank on crossroads, sacrifice, Jesus on a cross…
    All shown just as if the main protagonist is watching it all from a helicopter while being medevaced to safety.

    And then this Hitler Channel shit starts.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRAlWtadQRc
    Which pretty much sums up the entire movie.
    An amalgam of war visuals, slapped together without context, theme or reason – with grittiness dialed up to over 9000.

    4/10 is being generous on account of Michael Pena and the suffering everyone went through knowing that Shia went method on that shoot, refusing to take a bath or a shower during the filming.

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    Where’s the Rich Evans reaction? You know, the masturbatory one.

  • tOmy`

    What if Patton Oswald is actually faking his nationality here as well! Let’s look at places nobody wants to live in, those are usually the prime suspects.

    Anyone from Slovakia? No? Well, okay then.

    Maggit?

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    Sheboygan, Slovakia

  • That’s not important. What matters is terrorism.

  • Palpatine

    I actually live in North Korea. I’m Kim Jong-Un.

  • Like Icare
  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    Pol Pot In?

  • Palpatine

    Wrong communist dictator.

  • Speaking of Ghostbusters, Kate McKinnon’s character kind of looks like the cartoon version of Egon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq7zA3WVTpw

  • No, he’s Kim the Young ‘un. Kim the Youngling.

  • Palpatine

    The Supreme Leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, which is the Greatest Nation on Earth.

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    Your name is mutating faster than I can handle

  • Send my regards to Mr. Phoenix.

  • Snake Squeezer

    I disagree. I think there shouldn’t be any cutscenes in a video game, besides maybe at the very end after you beat the game. It’s like developers still haven’t realized games are not movies.

  • Snake Squeezer

    hahahahaaaa!

  • Like Icare

    RINGOMITE

  • 2016… eyy! It’s been 4 years since we had a good comicbook movie (Bathman Rises). Is it not time to stop making them and go back to make darker adaptations of 19th century books? I’d support that.

  • Like Icare
  • Snake Squeezer

    Like, “Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies”?

  • Like Icare
  • Wizard Phoenix

    Also ironically my dad’s nickname for Mellisa McCarthy is Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

  • Tapeworm

    Someone tell Guillermo del Toro about Melmoth the Wanderer.

    I just think he’d like it, is all.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What about a CW version of The Hunchback of Notre Dame?

  • Yea sure why not. Better than a Thor movie… eh what are they making now Gamblit ….Gramblins.. whatever OH MY GOD!
    https://youtu.be/wKZf2JiwYEQ?t=1m22s

  • Snake Squeezer

    Did anybody watch Crimson Peak?

  • tOmy`

    TV! TV! TV!

  • Palpatine

    I’ll stick with the animated Disney one, thank you very much.

  • tOmy`

    But hey, Winter Soldier was rather good and Ant-Man wasn’t bad either.

  • Tapeworm

    I’m assuming he did, during post-production.

  • Domo

    I need to share a secret. I’m so sorry I didn’t tell you earlier.

    My husband is really Patton Oswalt. He said his proof is he is the only RLM fan smart enough around here not to comment on this webzone.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Those huge vats of tomato soup were creeeeepy!

  • I said good not ‘rather’ nor ‘bad either’, right right? It’s useless churnouts I’m afraid and they are filling the world with them my young cheerleading friend. I want proper films that matter. Like Rises.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Are you knocking down Len Kabasinski?

  • tOmy`

    Wellp… I would rather watch half the Marvel movies over Rises, but I get your point.

  • Domo

    I’m knocking down every last one of us.

    Plus, Len Kabasinski went cold turkey after a moment of enlightenment. He learned his lesson, and never returned.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Len will return. Len is the reborn Christ.

  • Tapeworm

    No logic, cuz I smart. ahaha!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I’m sure that Bite of The Mummy will need PR so we’ll see him again.

    #don’t kick me Len. pls.

  • Tapeworm

    Guys, all that arguing about who is Patton Oswalt is pretty damn offensive. The guy killed JFK during WW2 ffs.

  • There are no pictures of a Domo and Patton on Google! I say this is fib, a bloody bloody bloody bloody bloody bloody fib. This webzone has jumped the shark, whatever the bloody bloody bloody bloody bloody bloody h*ell that means.

  • ……………… you watch it pal……………………………………

  • He’s a jap! Lookin to kill us all in our sleep!

  • Ted

    I can’t seem to find the RLM xhamster page… though i just liked Jay on Grindr

  • Tapeworm

    I agree, but honestly can’t wait for Pa to show up.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Needless to say, I can’t be Patton Oswalt. First, it’s too obvious english is not my first language. Second, his favorite superhero is Spider-Man. Third, he loves Star Wars.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    We should bomb Pearl Harbor first just to confuse the Japs.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I know who Patton Oswalt is here. I figured it out!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Rises may anger you but isn’t that an emotional response nonetheless? Do tell the plethora of emotions Thor movies give you. How about Iron Man 2 or Captain America:The First Snooze? Avengers 2 was just so good right? And I just know you loved Guardians of Potty Humor.

  • Only under Trump…………. no wait that’s what the hookers say. Heyooooo!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    He’s been to germany… Her story checks out.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wuo8WK5U_YU

  • Percy Gryce

    Everyone’s always talking about the subtext. But what do you call what’s above the subtext?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIbg7oiXECE

  • tOmy`

    I was slightly amused during IM2, I didn’t mind Thor (stoned to shits) and I actually enjoyed Avengers 2.

    Sure, GotG were a fucking chore for me and I had to finish watching it with a day long break between it, but it didn’t anger me.

    Rises not only pissed me off (because I love the previous two movies), but I just hate movies that are trying to appear smart and epic, while utterly failing at one expect, and being cringeworthy in the other one.

    I can at least tune out when watching Avengers, Rises demanded attention and all I got for it was a big fat middle-finger shoved so far up my rectum I could feel it pinching my eyballs.

  • Oh Guardians………….. ok……. we have one……….. I liked it. A cute movie………… but Oh……… so hard………..
    https://i.imgur.com/84zBByn.png

  • Percy Gryce

    I am not Patton Oswalt. I think he’s an interesting guy. I’ve liked his cameos on Dollhouse, Parks & Rec, Agents of SHIELD, Caprica, and Space Cop. I’ve read his books Zombie Spaceship Wasteland and Silver Screen Fiend. I live very near where he grew up in Northern Virginia.

    But I am not him.

  • I get the Rises critique.

  • Snake Squeezer

    It’s me.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No, it’s the other guy!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Your secret is safe with us.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    …still better then Marvel shite teehee

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Not him! IT CANT BE!

  • tOmy`

    It’s just my opinion, really, I am glad that not everyone feels like Nolan took a huge dump on actually pretty damn awesome franchise.

    But I really can’t help myself. I was confused and bored by the first act, bored and laughing throughout the second one, wishing for the movie to end during the third one and when the ending came, I quickly took it back and grabbed a bottle of bleach.

  • Yea, right right…………….. Patton *chortles*

  • Snake Squeezer

    What’s going on anyway? Did Patton, mmm, I mean ME, come out and say he, I, post(s) here?

  • tOmy`

    Objectively speaking? I guess so.

    From my own perspective / liking? Fuck no.

  • No it isn’t! HEY NEW YOUR TIMES BOY DO I GOTS A SNOOP FOR YOU! Nass is back on top baby.

  • tOmy`

    Ha, you missed Justified!

  • Snake Squeezer

    #IAmPattonOswalt

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s hard to believe but it’s him.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Its more TMZ.

  • Tapeworm

    Not really sure where people got that idea anyway, Barack.

  • Patton Oswald does more coke than Charlie Sheen! HAVE AT YOU! Lard! MMMMMMMMMMMy gooooood you’re discusting! AIDS has more friends than you!

  • Oh……………….. 3 bucks then I guess. Canadian? Oh g*dd*mnit!

  • Percy Gryce

    Damn–and I’m a big Justified fan too.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That leaves only one suspect: Colonel Mustard.

  • #IAmPattonOswalt *single tear zoom in*

  • Domo

    He also had sex with Charlize Theron in Young Adult.

    You would be the first person to tell us you shared your collection of VCR repair manuals with her if you really were PO.

  • Like Icare

    Yeah, but then he got killed by the nonexistence of safety belts.
    So it kinda evens out.

  • Shinzon in a hole in the ground was…. amuzing.

  • Percy Gryce

    Saw–and enjoyed–that too. You people are good.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    This good old fashioned witch hunt is fun. I Accuse Disco Wi-Fi of being Patton. BURN THE WITCH!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Does he weigh the same as a duck?

  • Snake Squeezer

    What? I like my Coca-Cola and my aides. So?

  • Percy Gryce

    And, yes, I would have shared my manual with Imperator Furiosa.

    Of course, I also would have pointed out that her name should have been Imperatrix Furiosa, with the feminine nominative ending.

  • Palpatine

    Nor am I. Like I said before, I’m really Kim Jong-Un, Supreme Leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, General Secretary of the Workers Party of Korea, and Supreme Commander of the Korean People’s Army.

  • Like Icare

    Why are we witch hunting for Patton again?
    What did he do? Apart from some nonscientific claims about MSG he seems like a mostly OK guy whose body type would fit right in around these here parts.
    Plus he wants to kill George Lucas with a shovel.
    At about right this time of the night. What a coinkydink!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I like him, I just though a nice fire would warm everyone’s hearts.
    Last time I do something nice for you bunch of ingrates!.

  • Like Icare

    It’s a job title.

    Like driver. Or a commander. Or pilot…

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I wish I was successful. Then I would have proper resources for fucking the pain away.

  • Snake Squeezer

    #IBrokeTheDam

  • Like Icare

    What happened? Fire season is over in Australia or something?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    My name is Mott. I’m, er… I-I’m the barber.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I think its more important to discuss the exact spelling of ‘Shlanger.’

  • Percy Gryce

    Yes, like:

    actor :: actress
    aviator :: aviatrix
    dominator :: dominatrix

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Well I have a theory that Patton Oswalt actually-TED CRUZ IS THE ZODIAC KILLER! TED CRUZ IS THE ZODIAC KILLER! If you want to know the truth go to TedCruzIsTheZodiacKiller.org or follow me on Facebook! PRESERVE THE TRUTH!

  • Snake Squeezer

    I thought you were the hoople?

  • Tapeworm

    Your knowledge is rather empressive

  • Pornhub can help.

  • Patton Oswalt problably has the wierdest career in history. Athiest, comic, writer, actor, not a scolar in academia but knowledgeable and of course monkey photographer.

    If you read this slubby man, we love you.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    And Trixy at the strip club.

  • Oh man. Kim Jong-Un, Supreme Leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of
    Korea, General Secretary of the Workers Party of Korea, and Supreme
    Commander of the Korean People’s Army Surgical Emergency Clinic…… wow…………… *gasp*

  • Captain_Prickhard

    US elections in the Age of Hardcore Pornography:
    http://gawker.com/trumps-lust-for-cruz-deepens-i-would-love-to-take-on-t-1763170979

    Poor @JebBush spent $50 million on his campaign, I spent almost nothing. He's bottom (and gone), I'm top (by a lot). That's what U.S. needs!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 24, 2015

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Not yet. Its going to be mid 30’s to 40 all week. (Sorry thats in celsius… 95-115F?)
    but firewood collection season started last week. winters coming.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer!

  • 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JEB!

  • Like Icare

    To be fair, two of those are not job titles… mostly.

    And I was pointing out that certain job titles only have male or neutral endings.
    Just like nurse is considered female and there is no “nurr” of “nurser” noun for a male nurse.

    Also, that Imperator is a job title. Like War Boy.

  • I wanna make him loose his temper and reveal himself…. shhh not another word. He problably has not read this.

  • Tapeworm

    Ah yes, the whorator.

  • Palpatine

    The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea sends its regards to Mr. Trump.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Xhamster or DIE!
    just kidding they have a shit site.

  • Palpy, you can quit acting now. We know Kim Youngling is your new apprentice.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Well you know. The apocalypse happened. A few books were lost along the way,

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GAY!

  • They have the best porn, though.

  • Palpatine

    That would make him the youngest killer in history!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    YOU BASTARD! WE NEEDED THAT WATER!… Now there is nothing left to drink but beer.

  • Like Icare

    I’m from Europia… kinda. Geographically, anyway.

    Fahrenheit is like “that retarded temperature of blood-based scale that no one but Americans uses anymore” to me.

    Though there’s a seed of a nice Tim Powers vampire story in there… basing your science and vision of the world in general on the temperature of fresh human blood.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Fahrenheit is also used in Belize – and they speak English there too. Belize knows how to make it to the big leagues. Watch out, Old World!

  • RLMkeepitup

    wondering how long until someone makes a sock account here for Trump. he’s such a negative Nancy!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    efukt is the best one.

    because nothing gives me a larger boner then human misery.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Two before the day after tomorrow Oswald will reveal himself.

  • Palpatine

    Ha ha ha ha, I hacked his account!
    – Kim Jong-Un

  • Like Icare
  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Whoreatrix! have you learned nawt?!

  • Percy Gryce

    Don’t tell me the job titles were explained more in the novelization or some Mad Max book. What matters is the movies. I ain’t never read one of them Mad Max books, or any books in general for that matter, and I ain’t about to start.

  • Like Icare

    Who also have ancient Mayan ruins called… wait for it… Stone Woman.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xunantunich

    Seriously, someone get me Tim Powers.
    This shit is writing itself straight into his alternative history universe.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I made a powerful internet documentary explaining exactly how Donald Rumpf thinks. I think it explains his thoughts and plans perfectly.
    https://plus.google.com/u/0/114089192088360284355/posts/EvmWnbt7YmS?pid=6258855417749986642&oid=114089192088360284355

  • Tapeworm

    Ano. Which means “Yes” in Czech and “anus” in Italian. Your choice.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The Philippines seized a Nor.K ship under new U.N sanctions… The trade federation is not going to like this….

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    You said yes and anus. I call that consent! *Lubes up.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Careful, man! You startled some wild beast (bottom left of frame, 13 seconds)

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    That’s the cheapest wig ever…

    You should do more of this.

  • Looked kind of dog like. Maybe it’s a dingo trying to steal someone’s baby.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Thats Kali. she was chasing rabbits.

  • Like Icare

    Nah. It’s in the movie.

    Nux: Slit! What’s going on? Slit!
    War Boy: Treason! Betrayal! An Imperator gone rogue!
    Nux: An Imperator! Who?
    War Boy: Furiosa. She took a lot of stuff from Immortan Joe.

    Also, there are several Imperators listed in the cast.
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1392190/fullcredits?ref_=tt_cl_sm#cast

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Palpatine

    They will pay! My planes are the best in the world!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    It was a very deliberate ‘An’ showing that there is more than one.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Can they spin?

  • Like Icare

    No one ever said that movie was subtle…

  • Palpatine

    They can do anythi… Oh shit! Palpy’s home from the store! Gotta run!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    By Kim.

  • What about Syria? Russias new role in the world, agression or aggrevation? Chinas reactive pushes? How to counter and balance B.R.I.C. nations rise? Future NATO moves, no clear goals anywhere? The new Trident force? Banking restructuring? How to counter the new currency that is forming? Sunni and Shia fronts rapidly increasing and multiplying terrorism? A possibility of a Iran Saudi global war! Housing market still a mess. The Internet Infrastructure is a nightmare. Demand the implementation of the 1996 TC act? It’s urgent, right right? No new way to make the police force efficient at their work? Jail problems, soon to reach one percent of the entire population. Maintaining EU cooperation. Restructuring the finacial economy to counter Chinas debt bubble………….. and a hundred more problems.

    #GotRump2016

    Things will be just fine.

  • Palpatine

    Did that fat little turd hack my account?! That’s one less cookie for his dessert tonight.

  • Palpatine

    Glenn Beck, is that you?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Meh I’m 30km’s from the closest target. Nukes Away!

  • I’d love to move to Auzzie and never have to worry.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Yeah he was on your side of the apartment again.
    https://youtu.be/9_imbu9jmAo?list=PL34C1F26D03F5F9B8&t=2485

  • Hahaaa I also can play the game of a gay fat man! I am the Third Revelation!I am Patton Oswald.

  • Palpatine

    He usually gets 20 cookies for dessert, but tonight he’s only getting 19!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    You can live in the lake its full of frogs and toads…. and these guys…
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6cfae3cc38a0b0783b3d4cde190fb34ad630883a36941a42b5ff7a44c23e484a.jpg

  • Like Icare

    You know what’s the best thing about that site?
    Some kid will eventually stumble there by googling for G and hamsters.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bVY_UspXyc

    And then it’s crazy parents will sue Disney for pornifying their precious snowflake.

  • tOmy`

    Sum of US politics: World is fucked, let’s talk penis.

  • Sad but true. The U.S is no:1 the global power and what happenes there affects us here.

  • RLMkeepitup

    you guys call them yabbies?

  • Hey Uumla Gagugu! How ya doin? Uumla Gagugu is my cousins husbands uncles halfbrothers sister. We go way back……..

  • Palpatine

    On behalf of the United States, I’m sorry.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Dr. Carson said we need trickle down common sense, as he left the race. No one who’s honest wins the game anymore.

  • Palpatine

    They look like that thing that attacked the Bongo in The Phantom Menance.

  • tOmy`

    No need to be, your democratic elections work as they work, we will see who wins. If “majority” says Trump is the man to go, than you (and we) lost fair and square.

    That’s how the system works. Might be better for ‘murica to have direct elections, but hey, we ain’t the one to point fingers, we fucked up as well.

  • Palpatine

    If Trump wins, God forbid, it’ll just be another case of history repeating itself:
    http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2016-02-27-1456595899-9124929-TrumpHitler.jpg
    Okay, that’s an extreme example, but you get the point.

  • Earth

    I’ll allow it.

  • It’s alright you also gave us American Consumerism. Without it we could not live with our selves. Now I just find things more important than substance. Perfect equilibrium. A manufactured consent. A total compliance. Bravo, we are ever so grateful. Ehm…. someone once said: For what has a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, but lose his own soul?…. ehm Santa I guess said it. Then the japs killed him. Sad story really. Anyway. Got a rap tune c’min up ♬ My little sister’s birthday She’ll remember me For a gift I had ten of my boys take her virginity.♬

    #AllBetter #GoodTunes

  • Like Icare

    That’s one of the explanations why Jay and Mike don’t do reviews of animated movies.

    Mostly.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgbPUHfBJA0&feature=youtu.be&t=1960

  • Earth

    She’s dead Jim.

  • Palpatine

    Who cares about consumerism? Live off the land my friend! Or whatever. What were we talking about again?

  • tOmy`

    If CoD: Ghosts tells me “woah woah woah, slow down” one more fucking time, I swear I am gonna leave the US army and join the Mexican fascists… or whoever is that we are fighting against.

  • Patton Oswalt.

  • Palpatine

    He’s on here somewhere!

  • Palpatine

    Press “X” to pay respects.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Saw Zootopia. Animation is awesome; story is retarded. I did laugh my ass off though… That bunny be hot!

  • Snake Squeezer

    Yeah, fuck you Patton Oswalt! You fuck!

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Inspired! Your backyard is great!

  • I will find out who he is and slap his fat face!

  • Like Icare

    That seems to be the consensus on the internets.
    That the bunny is hot.

    That’s someone’s doctoral thesis in psychology, right there.

  • Like Icare

    Press X – for respects…

    It rhymes… Because poetry.

  • Toffoli_73

    At least they stuck to the original Ghostbusters and made the black person the one who’s just there for the paycheck.

  • Snake Squeezer

    KILL MEEEE! DO IT NOWWW! I’M HERE! KILL ME! DO IT NOW!!!!!!!

    http://variety.com/2016/film/news/23-jump-street-men-in-black-james-bobin-1201715020/

  • Palpatine

    Patton Oswald is Supreme Leader Snoke!

  • Ted

    Mr. Mott.. or should I call you lieutenant? Lieutenant commander, perhaps?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Why the bunny is hot?

  • Hmmmm. You know all monster faces in the galaxy?

  • Like Icare

    Hey… at least it’s shit crossed over with crap.
    Nothing of value is lost.

  • Jones

    “Whatever your thoughts are that’s my opinion too”. — Funny you say that because whatever your thoughts are that’s my opinion too.

  • Palpatine

    I sure do!

  • Palpatine

    I don’t even know what that means.

  • Jones

    What about China? They have a right to become superpower like US and USSR once were.
    Deal with it.

  • Exactly my opinion.

  • Palpatine

    So is Jay saying he has the same opinion as us? I flunked out of pre-school so I’m not sure what he meant.

  • Yea. I want also to take this oppertunity to welcome our new masters. China is no:1. But in all honestly China is an unstable economic superpower. It must balance it self perfectly but that never happens to any country. The U.S has a vasp pool of resources and can get into all kinds of trouble before collapsing or becoming unstable. China wont be boss but the Asian region will. Asia is boss in the future I guess.

  • Yes exactly. My words. Those.

  • Palpatine

    Oooooh, I get it now.

  • Like Icare

    I have no idea.
    Well… not true. I have no scientific proof. But I do have a theory or two.

    Rabbit wears a skintight outfit making it look curvy but also feminine – particularly with that vest that looks like a bra, leaving an “open” midriff down to the wide hips.
    http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/zootopia/images/6/68/Judy_Hopps_Zootopia.png
    Which accentuates that hourglass figure that signals “child bearing” to our minds.
    http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/3/35/Judy_Hopps_police_uniform.png

    And as we know… it doesn’t take a lot for a human to start getting sexually aroused.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVUOvHYv3ME&feature=player_detailpage#t=106

    On top of that, big round eyes, round facial features, fur, feminine eyelashes… it all sends “cute” signals to our minds.
    So… Cute + sexy figure… equals hot.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    From the director of that movie tOmy is looking forward too.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Why are you freaks being attracted to that bunny? I blame Chuck Jones for this.

  • Palpatine
  • Wizard Phoenix

    What I have learned today from this place: one of us is Patton Oswalt and nearly half of us want to fuck a rabbit.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I said rabbit not the surname Rabbit.

  • Palpatine

    Isn’t this place great?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I’ll remember all of that when I pleasure myself to her later…

  • Superior Omni Man
  • RLMkeepitup

    white people can’t jump and black folks is afraid of ghosts

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Takes one to know one…

  • tOmy`

    Eeeeeehm, which one? Alice?

  • tOmy`

    Is she single?

  • tOmy`

    Well, my personal guess was Disney eyes + the voice + being petite, but seeing Like Icare response, I assume he nailed it.

    And quite possibly a few rabbits as well.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    They explode varmints dont they?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I meant before, did someone do their thesis on why bunny is hot?
    I’m sure LikeICare has definite nailing experience.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I didn’t know they allowed pornography video links here on RLM.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Yep. they taste like Crayfish without the saltwater taste. we export them to most countries. Try some today!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    TACO! How are you, where have you been…. are you Patton Oswalt?

  • NicCagesHair

    So the Patton thing was confirmed?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Yep and wizza is really Joaquin and I’m Shia Labeouf….

  • NicCagesHair

    OK needed that one confirmed. Everyone knows big eyes=Loveable/sexy cartoon characters.

  • NicCagesHair

    Really disappointed that’s not a real site.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Thats why I had my eyes surgical remove and replace with rat eyes… just like Steve Buscemi.

  • Palpatine

    And I’m really Sheev Palpatine.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    He also had sex with her in Mad Max: Fury Road, except that flashback scene was deleted.

  • Palpatine
  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    He is my favorite rat faced actor ever.

  • NicCagesHair

    When you think about what he accomplished with those eyes he may be the greatest actor ever.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    taxi driver :: taxi drivix

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Written and Directed by Elaine May”

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Right in her wabbit whole…

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    ‘Pff, that should never stop one from getting what they want’
    – Roman Polanski

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Follow me on Twitbook and Instablr.
    Don’t forget to Like, Share, Retweet, Subscribe, Comment, React, Follow, Endorse, Patreon, & Stalk!

  • Palpatine

    He voiced that rat in the live action Charlotte’s Web movie. Perfect casting.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The only sexy Rabbit is Jessica.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Remember Quick Cuts? I miss Quick Cuts. Hey Jay, bring back Quick Cuts.

    Quick Cuts.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Me wanting to bang Jessica Rabbit doesn’t count.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Oops stole your joke… sorry.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Hey, Taco, are you attracted to a rabbit from a Disney film and/or are you Patton Oswalt?

  • Palpatine

    Yes. This.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    And Game Station 2.0, the Grabowskis and the FUCKING PLINKETT REVIEWS!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Just like how Selina Kyle is the only sexy cat.

  • Palpatine

    An indie filmmaker from your country recently contacted me and offered to produce a script I wrote.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I asked and he didnt give a straight answer… CONFIRMED!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I’m alive, so there’s that.

    Patton? Nah, I ain’t never served in WWI and WWII.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    We shall use my largest scales.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Eartha Kitt.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I’m only sexually attracted to tubes.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Ms. Kitt doesn’t have Grey DeLisle’s voice.

  • Palpatine

    Michelle Phifer for me.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Tell me more. I may check back in a few minutes to a few months to see your reply.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Her meow was so sexy.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I see you’re into fleshlights.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Anne Hathaway was more accurate to the comics. She had Holly and no other Catwoman did in any of the other movies.

  • Percy Gryce

    Eh, why not?

  • Palpatine

    I wrote a script for a coming-of-age drama set in the 90’s that’s more or less a rip-off of inspired by Stand By Me and an indie filmmaker from Canada asked me if I wanted it produced.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Seems it was the former: a few minutes.

    How many Canadian bucks did he offer? Remember, divide by 10 when converting to US dollerz.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    There’s only one way to find out…
    https://youtu.be/ibCDxmMfbrY?t=42

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Quite literally.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Oh. Utter. Bullshit.

    “Holly” was created in the late ’80s. She’s a non-mythos character.

    And Anne Hathaway was a wretched Selina Kyle. Thank FYUCK they never called her Catwoman.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    How dare you shit on anything connected to the Brubaker run! Holy shit this sounds nerdy.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Hey Taco! Pasta!

    Listen, I wish to thank your Prime Minister for offering us all asylum beginning next year, but I’m afraid you guys might not have thought it through. There are going to be so many ‘Mericans moving north, we’re gonna ruin Candadia.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Taco, you need to watch Rich Evans’ instruction tape “I’m Rich Evans: I’ve gotten laid and so can you!”

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    And I’m Batman.

  • Palpatine

    He didn’t offer any money yet.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Taco: Master of stock footage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcDWzLN8qwc

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Actually, that’s not quite how it works. The U.S. electorate represents, more or less, only 30% of the voting population. Hardly a majority, even with quotations. So, we’ve got that fixed with this whole Electoral College nonsense, cooked up by some insane mad political scientist in the basement of Arkham Asylum.

    There is no real representative democracy as advertised.

    I realize that’s kind of what you were saying, but I wanted to make sure there was no confusion. You made it sound kind of honorable.

  • Captain Turbo

    When will Hollywood take a real gamble and do a reboot of Ghostbusters with little people?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Too soon.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    All the young dudes wanna be the hoople.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    That’s something Patton Oswalt would type, if he wanted to maintain his anonymity. Which suggests that you are, in fact, Patton Oswalt, Mr. Gryce.

    #YourMove

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Bollocks. RISES was bad. Really bad. WINTER SOLDIER was good. Really good.

    All the rest have sucked. Bblbblbblbbll.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I’m not even going to bother with this anymore. A bunch of people who don’t like Batman fawning over movies that didn’t have any Batman in them.

    But, tOmy’s partially right: RISES was the worst one. By a fyucking lot.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Goodnight y’all. Going to bed, need to get that bunny out of my head first…

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Hey, that would have made a nice shot, man.

  • josef2012

    vaginapeople.com

  • Bought a premium account for 12 month.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    “…and I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique – pure. West.”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDC78eOFPdM

  • Joe Syxpac

    He asked if she’s single, not legal.

  • Joe Syxpac

    It doesn’t hurt that you know she’ll put out.

    Cuz you know what they say ’bout rabbits.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Quick Cuts?

    Is that what Rabbi Tuckman did in Men in Tights?

  • Buk Pravon

    I disagree with that consensus.

    She is cute. That is not the same as “hot”.

  • Buk Pravon

    But I do not disagree with your theory. 🙂

    Seems absolutely coherent to me.

  • junkevil

    i concur. quick cuts were sweet.

  • Well, Mrs. Rabbit is considered a bombshell.
    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8d/Jessica_Rabbit.png

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I really like the 4 people talking to the spam. BUT IF YOU CUNTS DONT STOP TALKING TO THE SPAM! for fucks sake!

  • Joe Syxpac

    The spam is such a good listener.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Well, there’s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam; or Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

  • Joe Syxpac

    That last thing you suggested.

    I’ll take two orders to go.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Baked beans are off!

  • Captain_Prickhard

    My God. Someone mentioned it here earlier and it’s true: the youtube URL for this video has a quarter-million views and two thousand comments – and they don’t appear to be from the same dozen people either!

  • Joe Syxpac

    I’m on my second 15 year slump.

  • But I like talking to you.

  • The jig is up. I’m Patton Oswalt.

  • Yeah, they have some great premium content. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjwg_glbyFM

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    No, I’m Brian and so is my wife!

  • I thought you’re Bruce.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Your part of the dirty dozen Jean-Luc.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I thought I was Mary Queen of Scotts.

  • If so, say hi to Scott for me. *slide whistle*

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Who would do that? What the FUCK is wrong with Australians?!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • You tell me.

  • An appropriate answer would be: AWWW HEELLL NAWWWW…

  • He was also a bit of a womanizer. Not to mention the rapey bits.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Isolation. have you spent time with New Zealand?! they are too nice its creepy.

  • You magnificent bastard! https://youtu.be/AJXKVOxqkWM

  • I’m the Queen of Scotch! Out of my way, peasant.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The peasants are revolting!

  • Surprisingly easy to masturbate to.

  • Like Icare

    There are just too many, and too close together, youtube and such commenters talking about how sexy or fuckable that rabbit is.
    That’s why I have to go with it being a consensus.
    Disney struck a nerve there. And a nerve they missed with most of their human characters, to boot.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    ‘F

  • Tapeworm

    Ola Hitler!

  • Like Icare

    Hackfraud is strong in this one.

  • tOmy`

    Yea, I know how US elections vote (basically). I am just used to saying “majority”.

    Your system is really odd and prone to rigging.

  • Like Icare
  • Hello……………….. Patton!

  • tOmy`

    Well, looky here, guess what the moose dragged in. Mr. No-Answers-On-FB.

    YOU BREAK MY HEART!!!

  • Like Icare

    Nah… I’m not attracted to animals. The highest level I reached there is choking a chicken.

    I’m an utterly boring hetero dude. What can ya do?

  • Just gif zem moar vine!

  • Like Icare

    Going “Fuck you guys, I’m going to the other side!” should be a feature of every FPS game.

    Also, a prolonged decades long unskippable war crimes tribunal after the game ends, requiring you to repeatedly press [X] when addressed by the court.
    Which gets recorded on your game machine and in your clouds and is then replayed every day whether you want it or not for the next 40 years.
    You know… for realism.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    “You look like the piss boy!”

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    It was stylistically designed to be that way. It is a system concocted by wealthy landowners to secure their power as wealthy landowners. All the “common man,” democracy blah-di-blah is purposeful misdirection. We didn’t break entirely from the aristocratic tradition of our British / Roman ancestry.

    #SmokeMirrorsBread&Circuses

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    You told me you were Spartacus.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Your point?

  • Like Icare

    No. That was me.
    But I might actually be asparagus.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I’ll take the spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam.
    Hold the wheat toast.

  • tOmy`

    [1/2]Well, seeing that the new Blink 182 album is inevitable and there is nothing to talk about anyway, lemme do a small, highly controversial post about the critically acclaimed (I shit you not) band and their last 4 albums:

    Enema of the State:
    “I played with fire to break the ice / And I played with nuclear device”
    Let’s start with setting the mood here. It was the 90s and most of the real punk bands either disbanded, died out or moved to underground. That’s the moment when the “polished sound of post-punk” rose to prominence, one of them being Blink. By their third album, Blink were already known as a great-singles-producing, silly, funny and rocking band. Enema of the State is a perfect testament to all their styles and attitudes, showing cracks here and there, as well as some disputable creativity on some of the tracks.
    Song picks: Wendy Clear, The Party Song, What’s My Age Again?
    Random score generator: 8.5/10

    Take Off Your Pants And Your Jacket:
    “Shut the fuck up, she said / Your life is meaningless, it’s going nowhere”
    Basically even more polished version of Enema of the State is yet another combination of funny, sad, silly, action-packed songs full of hits and some misses. The album properly shines after we get the “too silly, too cute, too sad” out of the system, and focus on Blink having the time of their life with profanities and jerking about the lost generation.
    Song picks: Reckless Abandon, Give Me One Good Reason, Shut Up
    Random score generator: 9/10

    Now I have to go and get a haircut, so allow me a parting words for the first part of the “review”: After this, the shitshow started and world went rather dark for Blink and their groupmembers. But up to this very moment, Blink managed to hit the bullseye of their target audience, effectively alienating real punkers and so on. Before you start losing your shit and calling Henry Rollins, make sure to reflect on your teenage years and be very, very honest to yourself. Oh, and Henry Rollins made fun of the punk he grew up on as well. You know, shit doesn’t change that much. Teenage angst is teenage angst.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Enema is the last one I own. or have listened to.

  • Welcome Back Otter

    In the book instead of “Doof Warrior” he’s called “Guitarist with flame-thrower”.

  • AKA Mr. Wint
  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Judy Dench; the pleasure is all mine!

  • tOmy`
  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Hey, Captain, did you take your brain medicine today? RLM has the largest group of fanboys there is!

  • tOmy`

    Press X to plead The fifth.

    Press Y to slide into alcoholism.

    Wiggle your left stick to kick the box under your legs…

  • tOmy`

    I love the re-districting aspect of your voting system, especially when it comes to city / town districts and movement of their “borders” to make the city either red or blue.

    It’s tough to say, but you guys could learn something from a 10mil ex-commie, ex-eastern block country.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Fun story. I am legally obliged to kill every rabbit I see. I can actually be fined for not killing rabbits.

  • AKA Mr. Wint
  • Zzzzzzzzzzz………zzzzzzzzzzz wu whait what? Oh, ok…. ehm.. cambs hair… puts on make up……. *cough*….. water… thank, I got a dry throat……. ehm………… ………..*gasp* *acts surprised*…….. any good, was it good?….. ok………….. …….yes, print it…. good send it to the boys…. I want my reaction to make the 6 o’clock mark……. and who pays?… ye, ok……… we done?…. good… zzzzzzzzz
    ….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    They carry and spread disease if their numbers get too high. I had some shithead at the internship talking about how you shouldn’t shoot anything (like coyotes, rabbits, etc.) and that animals should just be left alone… I love these bleeding heart types that don’t understand conservation. If you didn’t kill some of the coyotes they would overrun everything and we’d have no deer. If you didn’t kill the prescribed amount of rabbits each year, they would all fuck like crazy and we’d have thousands of rabbits spreading diseases and starving. Morale of my rant: People=Dum

  • tOmy`

    Pants and Jacket is awesome, after that it’s really odd. Some people love the more “serious” tone, some people hate it.

    I just find it boring.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Reddit is darker than any man hole…

  • I EXPLODE RABBITS

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Right you are; Gold Star!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Meh, in their natural habitats without humans fucking with the balance they would be fine.
    here they are like AIDS but less funny.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I did that. it was epic.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Yes, ideally with the proper balance of apex predators. You just gave me an idea; We’ll remake Philadelphia, but this time?, with AIDS!

  • Marvin

    It is insane. Those movies do nothing for women’s rights or gender equality other than having an all-female cast to do the job which in the original movie the men did. But Ghostbusters was never based on a premise that hunting ghosts is a job only men can do and as far as I remember it wasn’t implied either.

    I just watched Adam’s Rib with Spencer Tracy and Katharine Hepburn (speaking of insanity: sorry for putting the man’s name first, shows how deeply misogyniystic I am). That movie is a powerful statement that it’s unfair to judge women differently than men in the same issue. It shows that women are able to perform as good and better than men in every field of profession. At the same time the movie doesn’t belittle men. Nor does it claim that all traditions are outdated and the dominant culture needs to be uprooted. It just wants to change one injustice inside the tradition. I think that’s the sane approach: to point to an injustice and to stay fair.

  • Like Icare

    Try googling Judy Hopps nightstick.

    And having actually looked around – it is NOT the worst sexualized drawing of that rabbit out there yet.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    ‘Mom (hands Mom iPad), see?, she has a pee-pee, just like me!’

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Thank Krissy you weren’t all around when I was reliving my teenage years. You’d all have to read reviews of Supertramp and UFO albums.

  • That was LikeICare.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Interesting how all the rabbits and coyotes, and deer, too, which existed in far greater numbers when we weren’t around, all seemed to do just fine without us.

    They must not have known how nature works.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Having a bad day?, just remember, this happened to Pee-Wee…:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoJrjjy0WeU

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Make America Grated Cheese

    It bugs me when you have the same thought I have only before me.

    Does that ever happen to you?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    In north America, Apex predators (Mountain Lions) kept things in check better than any humans. Mountain Lions are said to be extinct in many states, including Pennsylvania.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    YES! I was just thinking that… oh fuck!
    Git off my LAWN!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    When are they going to remake Pee-Wee?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Tuesday.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    THATS TODAY! well here in the future it is.

  • AKA Mr. Wint
  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I feel I ernt it…. Ahem.
    ….MAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… *gasp HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!
    xoxo.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I wonder why that is, hmm?

  • Mmmm, intoxication? If yes, share with me.

  • Is Pee-Wee gonna be a gurl?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    There’s a new Pee-Wee moopie coming to Netflix.

  • Is Episode 8 good? Tell me!

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    There’s thousands, and thousands of uses for corn; all of which I’m going to tell you about, right now!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Yay!

  • AKA Mr. Wint
  • Palpatine

    Follow them down the rabbit hole.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Jewish, transgender homosexual, that identifies as a girl but has the parts of a boy.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Can’t have a 150 pound cat roaming around picking off kids and FRs.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    That’s what got Andrew banned once.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Why?

  • tOmy`

    Did you end up hating the stuff you been listening to as youngster?

    I have to say I keep listening to like 70% of it, till this very day. However, that usually counts for either good bands or bad bands that were fun. I have problems with a lot of artists who went the “serious” route as I was hitting my 20s and became cringeworthy. (Looking at you, Linkin Park. And seeing your current fanbase, I assume I can’t be the only one.)

  • Yeah…………….. take it off………… ungh……… dance

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Because everyone is a special snowflake.

  • You can touch me, if you want.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Well, to be honest, I had terrible tastes, mostly, as a youngster. It wasn’t until middle school that I started discovering The Kinks and Bowie and Pink Floyd but still only in doses. Then in high school, Punk and alternative rock from New York and England hit, and that changed me. I started to absorb music from all over the place and times in college.
    As a teenager, it was all crap. Album oriented sh!t like Journey and Foreigner and REO. I was not one of the cool kids until I was away from my corn-fed, home-crowd, boogie influences.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    That’s a myth. There are only, roughly, 17 snowflake shapes.

  • Damn Kiwis.

  • Why not make ’em go with a bang! And make their bloody carcasses attract predators and carrion eaters.

  • tOmy`

    So basically a Jewish lesbian?

  • Bubs

    I love RLM. I love video games. I love interviews with game developers.

    I’m not going to watch this.

  • tOmy`

    [2/2] Okay, I am back and looking sexy, so I can continue spamming bullshit about Blink 182. We are focusing on the two last full length album and, as Vagina People say, these are the things I know: 1) All my female friends kept on liking Blink throughout this period; 2) Critics too. Well…

    Self-titled: If I remember correctly, around this time Blink came back from hiatus. Drugs, problems withing the band, problems with the management, all of that might have caused what I would like to call “Linkin Park Syndrom”: Meaning they started taking their music more seriously. That resulted in heavier sound, darker lyrics and an album that snoozes on its way to bed. It gave us two good singles, ironically both being callbacks to their previous catalogue, one being three-quarters-assed attempt (Feeling This) and the second one being cringeworthy sad ballad (I Miss You). But this wasn’t the aircrash that might have killed the band.
    Song picks: Uhm… Obvious?
    Random score generator: 6.5/10

    Neighborhoods: No, the aircrash that almost killed the band was the actual aircrash from which Travis Barker, band’s drummer, emerged alive, unfortunately with severe burns and 6 surgeries ahead of him, that lead to a pain-killer addiction. This was the moment when Blink got together yet again, but it was quite obvious that the mood will never ever return back to the funny, sunny, jokey Blink. Neighborhoods is second attempt at more serious, grown up and heavier album and with trauma written all over their faces, Blink hit more than miss and present a better album than Self-titled.
    Song picks: Up All Night, Heart’s All Gone
    Random score generator: 7/10

    Okay, thanks for indulging me, I was bored as shit. Hopefully, this little rant will serve you as a window to the world behind the “sound” of Blink 182. Love them or hate them, they weren’t quite influential, but their career and attitude was interesting enough to keep them in a fading spotlight for at least one more album. Here is one cheerleader hoping that Blink will finally hit one out of the park again.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I feel sorry for those developers. Somebody tricked them into thinking PreRec isn’t a practical joke.

  • Palpatine

    Boss Nass: Psycho From Naboo.

  • tOmy`

    Jada P(l)inkett Smith responds to Rock’s jokes about Smith family:

    Pinkett Smith has now responded to the jibes. “It comes with the territory, sweetheart,” she told X17. “Hey look, it comes with the territory but we gotta keep it moving. We gotta keep it moving. We gotta keep it moving. There’s a lot of stuff we gotta handle, a lot of stuff in our world right now. We gotta keep it moving.”

    Well, I guess… we gotta keep it moving, then.

  • How is that possible? X-Com 2 is the big leagues. Those frauds have no idea about the medium. HOW?

  • Wait, Pre-Rec gets X-Com developers while HitB gets… Max Landis? This is not fair.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    in the immortal words of James Cameron when promoting Terminator:Genitals:

    “I started seeing things I recognize”

    People know and like RLM for their film reviews. ALOT. So naturally that translates into good faith towards any new things they wanna branch out at. Thus they can score a gig like this. “Hey I see Rich Evans and that guy can be funny and insightful on a HiTB episode! Naturally he’s the same with games right?!” This is the only “real” answer I could come up with.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Is this an actual quote, or like an Onion-type quote? I can’t tell anymore.

  • tOmy`

    It is very much real.

  • Insightful.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    *PreRectical joke

  • tOmy`

    Yea, well, it comes with the territory.

  • Tapeworm

    I am gonna give them a benefit of the doubt, knowing the X-COM fanboy Rich is. Still not gonna watch it though.

  • Tru dat.

  • Tapeworm

    I bet most of the Smith family thinks that “comprehensible” is a type of vehicle.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Why can’t movie stars be like they used to be?
    -Win Oscars and the only thing they say is ‘Thank you” for their expectance speech, drink heavily, not give a fuck about any social activism and eventually die from falling overboard their yacht during a bitchin’ party. Like, that’s what celebrities need to be again. They’re not even really people.

  • tOmy`

    That’s why I like music industry, people still take it one bottle at a time.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Basically Billie Jean King but Jewish; yes.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    You just like to ruin everyone’s day, don’t you?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Gotta,gotta keep it moving. How can we see when our eyes aren’t real, or somesuch twaddle.
    #Moving

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Unless they own Tidal.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Gotta keep moving.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I believe that children are the future.

    And love.

    I believe in love. But, I don’t believe, believe, believe, believe in love.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I must confess, I’m not sure I could name a Blink-182 song without Googling.

  • Tapeworm

    Once again we are on the same page.

  • I made it like 10 minutes in and Rich is actually asking some pretty cool questions and the devs are nice guys, but PREREC SUCKS! Down voted, unscubscribed! #prerecsowhite

  • Microsoft just slit Lionhead Studios throat. Soon they’ll kill us alll with forced Windows Store. Save us Gabe!

  • Tapeworm

    Oh God, asking questions is for losers!

  • Well, they sort of had it coming… All of their output was mediocre at best. Plus, Molyneux wasn’t there to bullshit Microsoft CEOs about his visionary ideas.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Welp, never buying a SONY product again. Think I’ll make my own bluray player…

  • Ghostbusters (2016) – fighting for women’s rights with racism and enforcing stereotypes about the poor education and career opportunities of African American women!

  • Like Icare

    Boy, they must be smoking some heavy doobies in that household. She’s talking in loops.

  • Tapeworm

    No, Nass, Gabe is fat!!!

  • Like Icare

    You should release Exploding Varmints – Down Under.
    It’s gonna be great…

  • Yea, I agree. What worries me more though is that MS is rubbing it’s console on the PC. I liked W10 6 months ago now I just hate it! They even put ads in my mail inbox. I’m currently abandoning ship. Win8 works just fine. Hope Vulkan will work fine. I don’t want my PC turning into a Mac.

  • Ugh, I’d fucking snap if I had to see ads in my word processor the way it usually is on portable devices. FUCK THE FUTURE.

  • Hes fat in a good way. His name should be HalfLife thou. *slide whistle* Aging and out of breath. Do some situps or something.

  • Tapeworm

    I never bothered updating from 8, but that’s just because this piece of crap tends to die when “big” things are happening to it.

  • Like Icare

    It’s good to be the king.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StJS51d1Fzg

  • Right you are.

  • Tapeworm

    I still somehow hate that dentist more.

  • George Lucas?

  • OMNI

    I love Gaben!

  • Tapeworm

    Truf!

  • Tapeworm

    Let’s just write stuff on paper and shit.

  • Tapeworm

    Especially on shit.

  • OMNI

    I would stay with 7 but my Graphics programs force me to “upgrade”. I like windows 10 though…

  • I had no idea the Zucker brothers are from Milwaukee.

  • Use HD-DVD.

  • Like everyone complained about the missing StartMenu on W8 and me to but does any if you hate the forced updates, ads, popups, bloat and is anyone botheted about UWP and DX12 being forced upon us? I have just swithed back to W8 and I love it. Feels like I can breathe again.

  • OMNI

    Something tells me we should keep it moving?

  • I hear kids these days they like the torrentz.

  • Yes?

  • Palpatine

    I still use Windows 7.

  • Can I put my cock in your mouth?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Drumpf 2016!

  • OMNI

    #TheOldDays

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Danny’s not here, Mrs. Torrentz.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    M$ did a smart thing giving W10 away for free. You’re a lot less critical of stuff when you get it free of charge.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    #WhenEveryoneWasWelcomeOnTheLawn

  • Why can’t all bands be as good as Coldplay?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    We are all yellow.

  • Whatever floats your boat, man.

  • Tapeworm

    No, but you can put someone else’s

  • OMNI

    I want to see Mike Jay and Rich interview Stephen Spielberg.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Everybody experiments in college.

  • You also loose all control.

  • That’s why I’d never tell you what a massive assbucket you are!

  • Raise awareness for anal incontinence! https://youtu.be/jD_k7Ni1btU

  • Mike: Mr. Spielberg, why do you make such boring movies about people talking in weirdly lit rooms?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Did your keyboard just switch to ‘Recent Mexican emigrant’?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Is that like a real thing? I see them, can you buy and HD-DVD player?

  • Tapeworm

    True, some STDs I have, I hate a bit more…

  • Is that compatible with AD-HD?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I knew it was you! Burn the witch!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Yoko Ono thinks to herself, “Gotta keep it moving. Gotta keep it moving. Moving. Keep it moving. Gotta.”

  • OMNI

    Well, it seems were headed back to Hollywood sucking again this year. Last year was pretty darn good with Kick-ass movies Like Mad Max, Star Wars (star throwing shoes now), The Martian(hey I liked it) The Hateful 8, Krampus and a couple of others.
    Fuck you! It’s YEAR!!!…..

  • OMNI

    Why does that woman even exist?

  • Blasphemy!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Does anyone understand why John fell in love with her? She’s like an alien from another planet.

  • Apologies I spell and type like an idiot.

  • Red Skeleton

    i just noticed this is technically a “quick cuts” video. Nice to see the redheaded stepchild of RLM still getting some love.

  • OMNI

    I did up until last year when I unplugged my HD drive from my Xbox 360

  • OMNI

    It’s the Canada effect, all the comedy magic seeps into Milwaukee’s soil.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    It was like Jada Plinkett Schmitt hi-jacked your keyboard for minute…

  • Red Skeleton

    Goddamn illegal emigrants! Ruining america with their leaving!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Remember Beta?

  • Yeah, but Blu-Ray is actually the technically superior format.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Fuck them and their conscious decision making.

  • They took our Jebs!

  • #IAmPattonOswaldt

  • Wizard Phoenix