George Lucas Salad Unboxing Video #1

September 17, 2016189 Comments

George unboxes some salads he’s been waiting to get his hands on. Organic Girl’s 50/50 spring green/spinach mix, Bright Farms local spinach blend, and Roundy’s famous cobb salad with chicken.

Filed in: Plinkett Reviews

  • J. Alora

    COMING SOON.

  • J. Alora

    Done. But now there’s a hole in my TV.

  • Joe Syxpac

    They mean the Salad Unboxing Video #2.

  • Joshua Barkdull

    Wait, is Salad replacing Star Wars in the Plinkett reviews?

    “George Lucus’ salad unboxing was the most disappointing thing since my son!”

  • Sean

    i know right

  • Sean

    the reviewer will be awakened!

  • Fred Frink

    The content we deserve.

  • sdfalk

    This should be an installation at an art gallery…an almost perfect, strange visual dissemination of how Lucas fucked up The “repackaging’ ” of his Star Wars films..
    Or I’ve had far to much coffee

  • Awesome! Unboxing videos are my favourite thing after Reaction videos!

  • Erwin

    Back to some George Lucas bashing eh πŸ˜‰

  • Gobbledygooks

    You don’t win friends with salad.

  • Kawaii as Fuck

    OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

  • SUPERMAD

    Those are GRAPE tomatoes, not cherry tomatoes.

  • Oscar

    This is a commentary on Youtubes “Be bland and inoffensive” policiy, to get some of that sweet ad revenue.

  • A Talking Bidoof

    It’s 50/50 Spring Mix because George accidentally taped over the original Baby Spinach

  • Zachary Tabor Walls

    wait there’s a difference?

  • Domo

    Awww yeah. Back to hookers in basements and pussy cooked up right in the kitchen. The internet has become too watered down whilst Plinkett was away!

  • Bhazor

    In this video we see the first green thing Rich has ever eaten.

  • Domo

    I would be happy to provide a google link showing the difference between cherry and grape tomatoes, but alas I cannot.

    You’re on your own, kid. You’re completely on your own.

  • Zachary Tabor Walls

    it’s not so much I care more that I’m surprised. Like when you find out that all the different colored Trix taste the same.

  • Caruso S.

    It’s like poetry, there’s so much going on.

  • Domo

    Or Froot Loops. Or Captain Crunch Berries. Or rainbow sprinkles on a doughnut.

    Or that Berenstain Bears were always remembered as Berenstein Bears, but our minds tricked us the whole time. Check out THAT youtube video for the biggest conspiracy of our time.

  • Gobbledygooks

    I’m so glad George Lucas decided to retire from producing large blockbuster films and instead re-focus his career on smaller, independently budgeted features.

  • Arch Wrshpr

    Fun fact: Some people paid for a ticket to the Lucas Salad Unboxing just to see a teaser for the next Plinkett review.

  • Hannibal Barca

    We need another BOTW. I’m having withdrawals.

  • anonymous123

    Hurry up, Plinkett reviews are the only reason I bother to keep on living

  • UnhealthyNutter

    American portion sizes are huge!, damn that looks a lot of value for money in comparison to to here in the uk though.

  • Spoiled Ants

    How come there is no unboxing of the controller. How are we supposed to eat this nutrients without a controller?

  • Spoiled Ants

    And I don’t believe one minute that this is George Clooney, he would have shoved much more shit into the salad. And by shit I mean duck.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Can you believe the last Plinkett review was in 2012?

    Organic salad didn’t even exist back then. All we ate was salad made from petroleum products.

    And pizza rolls.

    Speaking of which. I bought a box of pizza rolls to eat with the last Plinkett review release, and I still have half the box left in the bottom of my freezer. I was saving that for the next review.

    I wonder if it’s still good.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Also would like to take this moment to admire how spot-on Rich’s George Lucas impression is.

  • YFNEF

    Can’t wait for Plinkett’s The Last Airbender Review

  • yokoyes

    Wut? Why?

  • Percy Gryce

    Mandela effect.

  • Percy Gryce

    I just realized that we never got a Rich Evans watches the Rogue One trailer video.

  • Percy Gryce

    They were never any good to begin with.

  • Admiral Bone-to-Pick

    Is “George Lucas Salad Unboxing Video” the new… eh, forget it.

  • Chowderbatter

    All of those salads looked very convincing.

    It’s amazing what they can do with CGI today.

  • Eric

    More Plinkett coming…yes!!!

    And you guys missed the obvious joke: “This salad is tamper proof. As you know, I don’t think anything should be tampered with after it is completed.”

  • dollar store cashier wife

    At this point I think people who make Minecraft LP’s put more effort into what they do then RLM.

  • Pro tip: Return your unboxed salads to mint condition by simply adding mint leaves.

    This also works with vintage Star Wars action figures. The ‘Blue Snaggletooth who smells vaguely of mint’ action figure sells for high prices in the non-dissolvable breath fresheners collectors community.

  • Variant

    I’m guessing it’d look something like this
    😐

  • 4-year old pizza rolls make for a good laxative.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Nice to see a video I finally fucking care about from you hack frauds. I love watching Lucas eat salad. Too bad you can’t work an Ishtar character into your crappy web show series thing. Fuck.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    *Than, but point taken.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Stare at a dog or cat as it licks its balls. Record yourself doing so. That will be the reaction.

  • lloydbeatz

    it’s all about the last 10 sec of the video ppl. Can’t wait.

  • playdude92 .

    Not sure this is really George Lucas. I mean, whereΒ΄s the Lucasfilm logo? Wait… What do you mean, thatΒ΄s not his anymore?!

  • playdude92 .

    Is the next one Revenge or Return of the Salad? The people demand an online straw poll!

  • frankelee

    I had wondered if the lack of content lately was because they were busy working on this or jerking each other off. It looks like I was right.

  • Buk Pravon

    This made me wan’t some salad. So I went to the store…

    But salad was sold out. πŸ™

    Can’t wait until it is back in stock.

  • Slograman

    I want everyone to know that I watched the video all the way through and that I’m in on the joke.

    …But I’m really not.

  • instant relief

    I wanna fuck my cat.

  • instant relief

    HAHA!

  • Andrey Tarkovsky Reference

    Arugula shot first.

  • Andrey Tarkovsky Reference

    George Lucas would never eat a salad. He’s lazy, talentless, and fat. He’s a triple-threat of human ineptitude!

  • junkevil

    COMING SOON… ON YOUR CAT.

  • No thanks, I’m a meatatarian.

  • bernverdnardo

    Pretty average Youtube video. 5/10

  • Recreational Outrage

    I’ll just watch fuckin anything you hack frauds make, huh?

  • Like Icare

    That’s funny. Cause Lucas sold out too.

  • Like Icare

    Independently packaged lettuce.

  • Like Icare

    Do. Or do not. There is no wanna.

  • Andrey Tarkovsky Reference

    Green salads have high amounts of midichlorians? Right?

  • Variant

    That’s not the joke. The joke is that George Lucas once almost hired David Lynch to direct Star Wars: Return of the Jedi. To try and entice him into making a favorable decision (for George) he drove him around dangerously fast in his sports car and took him to a restaurant where they only served salad. David Lynch had a headache throughout this experience.

  • Andrey Tarkovsky Reference

    David Lynch’s Star Wars would have been quite the cinematic experience.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Plinkett showed youtube reviewers how to boil the water and pour in the packet. Boy I miss these dumb bits..Rich shoulda got a tv show years ago

  • Mangiagli1145

    This video was nothing but stuff…but, it was the best stuff.

  • Crixxxx

    Coming soon, eh? So that’s about, what, 7 more months?

  • Tobacco Nass II

    Where is the “Unboxing Pizza-kits with Rick Berman” video U frauds?

    #UNSUB #RESUB

  • discojoe

    Is Goerge Lucas Salad Unboxing replacing Gamestation 2.0?

  • discojoe

    lmao! Get it? Because Mike Stocklavitz is slow?

  • IamSithAzagoth

    On the Bright Farms local spinach blend, the package said “ingredients may include spinach.” Does that mean it might not be spinach?

  • Mike Magnum

    I would like to see Rich Evens playing George Lucas going on a Ghosts Hunt. Or just have Rich stumbling in the dark.

  • Great! I was thinking about the ‘salad only restaurant’ too! Just read that part in J.W. Rinzler’s ‘The Making of Return of the Jedi’

  • Malevolence

    If there was a vid ever to test the diehardness of Redlettermedia’s fans… here it is…. we just watched Rich Evans talk about salads

  • K.Shima

    Embrace the healing power of “and!”

  • SUPERMAD

    PAY ATTENTION EVERYONE:

    Grape tomatoes are GRAPE-shaped.
    Cherry tomatoes are CHERRY-shaped.

  • Chowderbatter

    Zingety-zing-zing-ZING!

    You just got served RLM style on the Internet, George Lucas.

  • Chowderbatter

    But do it in a hollow tree in a swamp.

    And upload the video to YouTube.

  • Chowderbatter

    If Lucas uses so much of that ranch dressing, he should just carry a jar jar.

  • Chowderbatter

    “Space Cop on Salad.”

  • Rafael Palma

    I have watched this twice.. Why? What am I doing with my life???

  • RLMkeepitup

    it’s okay I watched space cop once. heyoo!

  • Jerome Gorden

    I wanted to watch Space Cop but I was too lazy to order it. It’s ok, I’d have to eat spam for a month to afford it.

  • Xor

    New star wars is so FRESH, much like these salads.

  • Filed under “Plinkett Reviews”. Yep…always push that next product.

  • It’s also great that whenever I watch this video, YouTube ads are trying to get me to buy organic BS or some similar product. Usually before RLM videos they are trying to sell me Hyundais.

  • He not only didn’t bother putting on his George Lucas cosplay, he didn’t even keep the George Lucas voice for the whole performance.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    “Can you believe the last Plinkett review was in 2012?”

    As predicted by the Mayans.

  • Seth

    there are so many things going on in that Cobb salad

  • Seth

    You said jar twice. What a terrible, terrible typo.

  • Adam Baldwin

    No, he said “jar jar.” It’s a jar that holds jars. See George has all these jars of ranch that he can put in a jar jar.

  • Joe

    It’s so dense? Or maybe it needs that juicy Shaq meat?

  • jmt

    Lies

  • JAGUART

    They can make salads using computers and a green screen now, George.

  • F*ck You, It’s Space Cop!

    The new Plinkett review?
    I haven’t been this excited since the lead up to Space Cop!

    oh

  • Variant

    We’ve also watched Rich Evans eat food, though, so I don’t think we’ve topped that one yet.

  • Variant

    Salad Cop

  • Variant

    I’d prefer something else, only because I already watched that whole movie with Rifftrax. Also I don’t think he would do a full review of that, seeing how I bet Mike has zero knowledge about The Last Airbender (the cartoon). I think he sticks to things he can dissect on a more informed and meta level.

  • Hopa Mitica

    Quick trivia.

    Does “Harry S. Plinkett” stand for “Hairy ass Plinkett”?

  • Spoiled Ants

    That’s RLMs next feature film: Ghost Huntin’ Cop.

  • Spoiled Ants

    They made it, and called it Dune.

  • tOmy`

    As a proud Czech cheerleader, I have no clue what the fuck is a salad, or how do you drink it.

    On the other hand, I am glad about that whole coming soon thing. I hope it means that George Lucas Salad Unboxing Video #2 will be here before Christmas.

  • Variant

    Coming soon like Half-Life 3

  • Chowderbatter

    Even better.

  • Bubs

    This was embarrassingly dumb. Are you guys going to make a “Kids react to…” video next?

  • LameSame

    Salads need a soft reboot. Let’s get back to the basics.

  • D McK

    oh my god. I was laughing out loud just at the title.

  • Malevolence

    Not really trivia when you’re asking the question for yourself XD

  • Malevolence

    Caesar and ranch dressing?

  • ajpwriter

    That movie was terrible, but it has this ounce of not-terribleness that makes you forget that. Then you watch it again, and are reminded of its terribleness.

  • Hopa Mitica

    Damn, I’ve been doing this wrong for years…

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    All of those salads will have expired 50,000 times over by the time the review comes out.

  • Welcome Back Otter

    Looks like very few of the commenters here have ever watched a “real” unboxing video on YouTube. Sadly, I have, so I found this hilarious.

  • Wolvy

    IT’S A TRAP!

  • MikeFromCanmore

    remember Chunky Chicken RLM had during a video for HitB ? they need for for Juicy Shaq Brand Meat

  • OrangeChrome

    Am I the only one that notices, or perhaps cares, that there is a sliver of leaf hanging out of the box?…just wiggling around!

  • Variant

    Which box?

  • OrangeChrome

    Salad #1

  • Variant

    I think you’ve got Orange Chrome Disorder

  • RLMkeepitup

    is RLM mainstream now? I wore my t-shirt and some campus bro loudly commented about it. the chick I was walking with was even more confused than I was #awkward

  • ReviewTheReviewers

    Stop wasting my tiiiime. Plinkett us already damn it.

  • Freak #1

    All of these salad mixes were brought to you today by white slavers.

  • Jessica Meyer

    If I met a member of RLM I would be star struck. Does that count?

  • Percy Gryce

    Did you catch the last 10 seconds?

  • Sandoz

    Oh you guys….l come here so seldom anymore but when I do you make me hungry.

  • Sandoz

    Yes I did and it bugged me really bad. I have no idea why. It has salmonella written all over it.

  • The Summer of George

    A little Blair Witch review sure would hit the spot right about now.
    Fuck salad.

  • The Summer of George

    I don’t think that’s the real George Lucas.

  • Palpatine

    Pizza rolls>salad.

  • RLMkeepitup

    its gonna get crazier after this next review.

  • RLMkeepitup

    i heard it has jumpscares sadly, an unfortunate cliche of modern horror

  • Thanatos

    Christmas comes early.

  • Mike Magnum

    Anyone ever make a Pizza Roll Salad.

  • Thanatos

    Nonsense, he was chugging the Ecto Cooler a few episodes back.

  • Thanatos

    They’re probably more ice now than roll…..

  • Thanatos

    And a Plinkett review made fun of the movie 2012. It’s like poetry.

  • Thanatos

    Spring greens screen

  • Palpatine

    I’m sure Plinkett has.

  • Mugato

    Damn, if you don’t want to do this anymore just say so.

  • But what’s Emperor Palpatine’s favorite salad?

  • Salad’s looked healthier and tastier back when they were made using practical effects.

  • JAGUART

    The dressing is the key to all this.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I think you’re onto something here, RLM: Rich Evans Eats videos would make some serious money on the twitch or whatever the kids jack off to today. I know I’d pay to watch Rich Evans eat a pizza, live. Who’s with me?

  • Jessica Meyer

    Of Salad unboxing #2?! πŸ˜›

  • Palpatine

    Oh, that’s easy. Steak salad.

  • Chowderbatter

    Maybe the dressing is fake too.

  • Malevolence

    Trying to determine who the real vegetable in the video is….

  • ninja egyptologist

    Coming soon? For real? Don’t tease me RLM. This is all I have…

  • ninja egyptologist

    Kids Interview: George Lucas. I’d watch that.

  • SUPERMAD

    Wait a minute…

    Look at the title again, folks…

    …there’s going to be a George Lucas Salad Unboxing Video #2.

  • Joe Syxpac

    It’s replacing Half in the Bag.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Don’t get too excited. SuperHot is filed there too.

  • DanteSuckfest202

    You made Rich eat the spinach that had a label reading “Please wash me before enjoying”, yet he tosses his triple-washed mixed greens all over counter top. I don’t know if I can support this webzone any more.

  • Dash

    I don’t get the joke

  • Variant

    Watch the interview with David Lynch about meeting George Lucas. Then you will.

  • cyborg

    Half In The Salad Bag:

    Vinaigrette dressing makes me sick.

    (Cane comes out, knocks leaves all over the table).

  • cyborg

    Hold the greens? And I’m guessing the steak is bloody.

  • cyborg

    Is cat poop salad?

  • cyborg

    Not so much a pizza but he has to eat a pizza roll for each donation made.

    The event ends when he dies of the diabetus.

  • Palpatine

    I like my steak done medium-well.

  • cyborg

    Hack fraud. Medium is the most you should ever go to.

  • cyborg

    No Juicy Shaq Meat is complete without Lucas Lettuce.

  • cyborg

    If you replace real salad with the ease of digital meal making you suck all the life out of it.

  • cyborg

    It’s so dense, every single jar has a jar in it.

  • cyborg

    Unless it’s an all female cast I’m not interested.

  • Captain Hackfraud

    Those frauds. Everyone knows Lucas’ favourite Ranch is the Skywalker Ranch.

  • Let the steak flow through you.

  • pvyuki

    ha! i forgot about that but still thought this was funny for the absurdity.

  • pvyuki

    some good ol muk-bang

  • Seatbelts Seatbelts

    Its washed three times and is sealed on the side so you know your salad has not been tempered with πŸ™‚ The leaf hanging out there is stylisticly designed to hang that way.

  • Seatbelts Seatbelts

    It is so dense and works on so many levels!

    Unboxing fun, Lynch Salad, cleaning up salad, temper-proof or not, anthrax, new&old ways of box opening, Plinkett release date, salad face imitation, white slave ranch, and so much more πŸ˜€

  • Tom Clowers

    Well, I’m ready for a 90 min. TFA review.

  • Wait, is George Lucas going to review Space Cop?!

    Oh my gahhhhhhhhhhhhhd!!

  • richardwicks

    WTF is this? Humor? It’s going over my head, but whatever, it’s not like I paid money to see this, I just spent time to be confused by it.

  • Mikkel Rasmussen

    It is actually πŸ™‚ Sorry you can’t follow it but hey, I’m sure there’s a new Adam Sandler movie out… that’s every thursday right?

  • richardwicks

    First, I have never seen an Adam Sandler film in my life.

    Second, if you take time responding to a comment I wrote explaining I don’t get this and you won’t explain what I missed, I have to conclude you don’t get it either.

  • David Bland

    1:58
    “Expiration is 09/23/16….”

    OH.
    MY.
    GAHHDDD.

    …….That spinach is gonna expire tomorrow!!!

  • Zack Tisdale

    Do yourself a favour, and google “satire”. And then google “unboxing videos”.

  • Zack Tisdale

    Do yourself a favour, and google “satire”. And then google “unboxing videos”.

  • Jim Boden

    This made me want to eat salad, so I did. My bowel says thank you.

  • They already did….

  • NilbogResident

    I find unboxing videos hilarious and bizarre.

  • NilbogResident

    You threw way too much leafy greens on that last salad, but what we can do is minimize the effects of it.

  • Mikkel Rasmussen

    Just like your original comment, I can’t really care what you conclude.

  • LincolnHawksBaseballCap

    This is Salad is so dense, their is so much going on!

    You could say he was ahead of his time what with all the salad in one box.

  • Hilary Manfat

    Why all the salad? Is George Lucas having an Attack of the Crohn’s?

  • Brett Burrett

    What the fuck is so wrong with me that I watched this entire video?

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