Fake Plinkett Orders His Prescriptions

who’s fucking with my medicine?

As someone who works at a call centre, I laughed very loudly at “I hit numbers on the phone …. You mean I have to hit the right ones? Fuck you!”

I have that conversation atleast once a day.

Mike’s voice + Rich’s faaaaaaace = perfect Plinkett in my opinion. Also, I can’t wait for new Plinkett! I’m thinking it will be either the Twilight series of the Bourn Identity series… What do you think?

You guys gotta get Fake Plinkett into a pair of deer antlers sometime… no idea how you will work it in, but that’s your speciality

Otherwise, this clip would have been better if it was shorter: 1 min to 1 min 30 sec max… valid message and funny idea… just 30% too long.

Can you guys do a contest where first prize is a set of steak knives and second prize is getting to watch a movie with Rich and Jay and Mike?

I’d buy that for a dollar.

In the future, maybe don’t tease a new Plinkett review (or other content, for that matter) so far in advance. It’s kind of annoying to come back and see nothing new.

Both plinketts rule my balls, you suck hymen if you think otherwise

Very unfunny effort – Mr Plinkett, please gas your scriptwriters with RAID and pay the hookers some Pizza-Rolls to produce actually humourous material.

“Them old folks sucking up all our healthcare money”

BTW, I’m confused on the whole “Fake” and “Real” Plinkett thing. Isn’t it more like a inverted schizophrenia of sorts? Plinkett is Plinkett, like a fleeting narrative that casts a shadow over a piss stained mattress in a convalescent center.

I started listening to the long list of medicines thinking “There has to be a payoff to this at the end. It’s RLM, after all!” I was right. I appreciate RLM’s little videos between reviews (except for the utterly boring and strange “Mike and Jay eat fried chicken”- I want that part of my life back).

IMHO, Real and Fake Plinkett are different people- Mike even said in an interview that they are different characters. Fake Plinkett is way too senile, has no DVD player, and is no killer- real Plinkett would probably have buried Mike and Jay in his yard after figuring out their scam. If anything, they’re distant cousins, or just two people with the same last name.

Plinkett is supposed to be like 100+ years old right? Couldn’t you guys dye Rich’s hair white or at least put an old man wig on him??

I want a Mr Plinkett review of Rob Zombies Halloween 2. That movie done to horror films what Episode 1 through 3 did to Star Wars. It lowered the quality of an entire franchise. Just a friendly request from something I’d like to see in October while giving you time to do some homework and review the series to see why us fans were so disappointed. Trust me, this will not be a hard review. Even as a segway you could do a mini review (maybe a part 1 of what will ultimately be a multi-part series of the second film) while covering the entirety of the second. The other 2 parts could consist of how they took iconic characters and turned them to shit (such as Dr Loomis in the first, and in the second Doctor Loomis, Hobo Michael Myers, and Laurie Strode. Also the protagonist paradigm of how in the original movies the protagonists were Dr Loomis and Laurie Strode, but the second I would best guess say it was Sheriff Brackett, or even the entire Haddonfield police department.) Then, in the second part list the inconsistencies between the first and the second movies. From small ones like why does Michael Meyers in the first goes from childhood into adulthood usually always wearing a mask, and now the character spends most of the movie outside a mask, to the fact that the mother wants Michael Myers to kill Laurie, which is completely outside her “loving mother” attitude of the first movie. There’s so much more, but I figure I’d give you that.