Fake Plinkett Orders His Prescriptions

July 16, 201275 Comments




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  • http://www.facebook.com/matiashardrock Matias Rivero

    who’s fucking with my medicine?

  • snt

    second!

    • asds

      “Second”? Really?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gary-Guillot/1662473298 Gary Guillot

    Not exactly obtainable through a pharmacy, but don’t forget your six blue-canned “fast kill, low irritant” cans of Raid!

  • redgauntlet

    Whatever happened to Nadine? She was fit.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002083096542 Kevin Mühlfort

    First! Also, nice radio.

  • konet

    Fake Plinkett is ballin out of control.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Freddy-Duran/100000817426762 Freddy Duran

    Where Twilight Review?!?!?!?

  • http://twitter.com/ODonnellII Robert O’Donnell

    I’ve grown to like “Fake Plinkett”, even though Mike’s rendition will always be the true Plinkett, for me.

    • http://ryanha.tumblr.com/ Ryan Ha

      Absolutely. I enjoy both the light-hearted Plinkett of the “half in the bag” as well as the “review” Plinkett… For me, Plinkett will always be a character with many personalities

    • Boggerman

      I assumed they were related somehow.

      • Cameron Vale

        It makes sense since one of his earlier appearances established a ‘Plinkett family’ of sorts, and of course in the ‘Jack And Jill’ video he is shown to have a twin sister.

  • solidd

    The number of the post office is: 254-9356.

  • georgesiv

    how long they are goign to keep teasing us with these

    • jimmy sparks

      Until the comments read like a page from 50 shades of grey.

    • *fart noises*

      Until you cumm all over your computer screen.

  • Joshua W.

    The best part of waking up is acid in your cuuup

  • Jimmy

    I work in a postal outlet inside a pharmacy, and this is my life.

  • Areola Pharmacy

    Mr. Plinkett,

    We regret to inform you that you have exceeded the monthly amount of Berfrimpton (TM) recommended by your physician. Regrettably, your HMO has also informed us that they will no longer cover your Berfrimpton prescription as of today. We are sorry that we can no longer help you…

    On a personal note, there are presently two men in a hatchback driving around the city with a glove compartment full of the stuff. Perhaps they can be of assistance. We haven’t heard from them in a number of weeks, but as soon as we do we will give you a call.

    Best wishes,
    E. “Ian” Palpatine
    Pharmacist

  • http://www.facebook.com/ivan.antic.73 Ivan Antic

    lmao.. didn’t see that ending comming ;)

  • Sydney

    This is great and all, but where’s the review? D:

    • *fart noises*

      Up your a-hole.

  • http://www.facebook.com/treknologist Clifford T. Hall

    Sounds like Rich has really been trying to emulate Mike’s Plinkett voice. Maybe the two of you will converge into one persona soon?

    • *fart noises*

      They will converge…into your anus.

    • DrClown

      but Rich-Plinkett came first…

  • 17R3W

    As someone who works at a call centre, I laughed very loudly at “I hit numbers on the phone …. You mean I have to hit the right ones? Fuck you!”

    I have that conversation atleast once a day.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=528661046 Rocky Bergen

    I love BOTH Plinketts!

  • From Gromly

    Mike’s voice + Rich’s faaaaaaace = perfect Plinkett in my opinion. Also, I can’t wait for new Plinkett! I’m thinking it will be either the Twilight series of the Bourn Identity series… What do you think?

    • cole.c

      twlight ?
      to easy
      bourne ?
      not bad or good enough
      in a plinkett review, mike needs something to really analize and talk about i think it will be the matrix sequels

  • http://twitter.com/Jesseraygarza Jesse Garza

    I think fake plinkette would look fucking heroic as a Nazi military official like an military officer or general with his hair always wet looking and hairstyle like leon s. kennedys from resident evil 4! …Just saying, and if he played it serious? That one make for one hell of a dramatic movie!

    • Guest

      Just saying.

  • C.G.

    You guys gotta get Fake Plinkett into a pair of deer antlers sometime… no idea how you will work it in, but that’s your speciality :-)

    Otherwise, this clip would have been better if it was shorter: 1 min to 1 min 30 sec max… valid message and funny idea… just 30% too long.

    • *fart noises*

      I approve of deer antlers idea.
      Also he should be in his undergarments.

      I just jizzed on my keyboard.

  • Infy

    I look at RLM’s old short films and look at their quality now and shed a tear at how much their equipment has improved.

    CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THE HIGH-TECH CGI SPECIAL EFFECTS THEY’LL HAVE A YEAR FROM NOW.

  • ebag

    I don’t know about you guys, but I always think of him as Plinkett’s Brother…

    • Shazz

      ….okay I actually really like this interpretation.

      • http://www.google.com/ El Robbo

        It almost makes sense until you remember “The Revenge of Nadine.” I think of “real” Plinket as being Plinket’s POV while “fake” is how he appears to others. As far as the voice goes, you’ve doubtless noticed how weird recordings of your own voice sound? Same thing here. “Real” Plinket is how he sounds to himself, “fake” is how he sounds to others.

        • cole.c

          but what about “harry’s next review”
          in that one their two seperate people

  • http://www.facebook.com/pmastrippolito1 Philip Mastrippolito

    Much like how Alex Philippe can differentiate between a serious Darth Vader as seen in the original trilogy and the goofy pop culture Vader, I too can differentiate between the psychotic, senile Plinkett and the guy posing as Plinkett. Both are enjoyable, but it would have been better to never show Plinkett as a person in the Half in the Bag episodes to make him scarier and more mysterious. Kind of like a movie monster.

    • *fart noises*

      There’s is no difference.It’s all one person.He appears in Half in the Bag when he’s sufficientlly medicated and when he’s off his meds he tranforms into review Plinkett.Hence “Who’s fucking with my medicine” exclamation.

      Fuck the spelling.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Holden-Caulfeild/100000624975163 Holden Caulfeild

    Don’t get me wrong, this was funny, but was this what the last video was alluding too? something was coming soon that wasn’t Half In The Bag? Because, wow, i’m really disappointed if it was.

    I WANT ANOTHER PLINKET REVIEW. I NEED YOU TO TELL ME HOW I SHOULD THINK ABOUT THINGS.

    • *fart noises*

      Why don’t you write a message on a piece of paper tie it to a brick and throw it through Plinket’s window.

      You crybaby.

    • Mrs. Slaghoople

      You spelled Caulfield wrong.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ryan.gianforte Ryan M Gianforte

    Just make another fucking review. Don’t do this stupid LittleKuriboh shit.

    • *fart noises*

      When did you grow a critics tumor on your testicales?

  • Leo Ladenson

    Can you guys do a contest where first prize is a set of steak knives and second prize is getting to watch a movie with Rich and Jay and Mike?

    I’d buy that for a dollar.

  • *fart noises*

    Jay should play Plinkett atleast once just to fuck with all the idiot children complaining about fake Plinkett.Or do a couple of episodes with different plinkett every time.
    Start with a black dude.
    Oh sorry.
    African american gentleman.

    And then a chink broad.

  • http://twitter.com/PlasticPals Robotbling

    In the future, maybe don’t tease a new Plinkett review (or other content, for that matter) so far in advance. It’s kind of annoying to come back and see nothing new.

    • guest

      They’ve always put out a teaser a few months in advance of a review. Then they usually make another video announcing the new review is up.

      In the future, maybe you shouldn’t get so worked up over a review on the internet.

      • http://twitter.com/PlasticPals Robotbling

        I said “it’s kind of annoying”, not POST THE GODDAMN REVIEW OR I’LL KILL MYSELF! …though the thought had crossed my mind…

  • Robby

    All of those medications sounded exactly the same.

  • Ballsacklord

    Both plinketts rule my balls, you suck hymen if you think otherwise

  • http://www.facebook.com/alvaro.zendejas Alvaro Zendejas

    I can’t believe I just saw that… and was thoroughly entertained… o_O

  • UNF

    Very unfunny effort – Mr Plinkett, please gas your scriptwriters with RAID and pay the hookers some Pizza-Rolls to produce actually humourous material.

  • Teegan

    There’s some really odd choices of medication there. Gabazine is an experimental drug that *causes* convulsions, for one. :)

  • Like Wise

    “Them old folks sucking up all our healthcare money”

    BTW, I’m confused on the whole “Fake” and “Real” Plinkett thing. Isn’t it more like a inverted schizophrenia of sorts? Plinkett is Plinkett, like a fleeting narrative that casts a shadow over a piss stained mattress in a convalescent center.

  • http://www.google.com/ El Robbo

    I bet they made this just to prank all the people (like me) who’ve been checking for updates every day since “Rise of the Plinket.”

  • Andrew

    I started listening to the long list of medicines thinking “There has to be a payoff to this at the end. It’s RLM, after all!” I was right. I appreciate RLM’s little videos between reviews (except for the utterly boring and strange “Mike and Jay eat fried chicken”- I want that part of my life back).

    IMHO, Real and Fake Plinkett are different people- Mike even said in an interview that they are different characters. Fake Plinkett is way too senile, has no DVD player, and is no killer- real Plinkett would probably have buried Mike and Jay in his yard after figuring out their scam. If anything, they’re distant cousins, or just two people with the same last name.

  • http://www.youtube.com/ac1dchr15t ac1d

    Would love to see RLM/Plinkett and the Angry Video Game Nerd do something together…Please!!! You are my 2 all time favorite internet cinema reviewers, and can’t forget funny as fuck.

  • HurpDerp

    Plinkett is supposed to be like 100+ years old right? Couldn’t you guys dye Rich’s hair white or at least put an old man wig on him??

  • bigolbastard37

    gay

    • boo

      Oh hello, 12 year old.

      • (Insert Penis Here)

        That’s not the first time you’ve said that is it…

  • Leo Ladenson

    Oh, and more Game Station 2.0, please.

  • Guest

    Wait THAT was the best take you got out of him?

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/BCWCHYJGLXMBHKGR2S33DH23JM doug

    Cool radio.

  • http://twitter.com/Smsff7 Steven

    Did he just read off the inventory of half of a drugstore?

  • NGsucho

    i found a glimpse of plinkett’s first retirement job as a hollywood cat wrangler

    http://www.howtobearetronaut.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/1140-520×782.jpg

  • Faddlechud

    percocet… dercocet… mercocet…

  • Russell Watters

    Fake Plinkett is getting better and better!

  • James Hanson

    SO:

    AF
    IDDM
    HTN
    UTI
    CHF
    Low K+
    Depression
    Mania / Agitation
    IBS
    High Cholesterol
    Epilepsy
    Cough
    Gout
    Leg Ulcers

    And some other stuff its harder to more specific for. plenty of analgesia and antibiotics….

    Im curious to know how they came up with the list

    • RoeCocoa

      I recognized most of the names from drug adverts on daytime TV. My personal canon: Plinkett doesn’t have any prescriptions, he just orders whatever sounds good to him.

  • Robert

    I want a Mr Plinkett review of Rob Zombies Halloween 2. That movie done to horror films what Episode 1 through 3 did to Star Wars. It lowered the quality of an entire franchise. Just a friendly request from something I’d like to see in October while giving you time to do some homework and review the series to see why us fans were so disappointed. Trust me, this will not be a hard review. Even as a segway you could do a mini review (maybe a part 1 of what will ultimately be a multi-part series of the second film) while covering the entirety of the second. The other 2 parts could consist of how they took iconic characters and turned them to shit (such as Dr Loomis in the first, and in the second Doctor Loomis, Hobo Michael Myers, and Laurie Strode. Also the protagonist paradigm of how in the original movies the protagonists were Dr Loomis and Laurie Strode, but the second I would best guess say it was Sheriff Brackett, or even the entire Haddonfield police department.) Then, in the second part list the inconsistencies between the first and the second movies. From small ones like why does Michael Meyers in the first goes from childhood into adulthood usually always wearing a mask, and now the character spends most of the movie outside a mask, to the fact that the mother wants Michael Myers to kill Laurie, which is completely outside her “loving mother” attitude of the first movie. There’s so much more, but I figure I’d give you that.

  • m0rdac

    So Now Rich is officially “Fake Plinkett”. Wasn’t Rich the original plinkett? Is Rich being edged out???

  • Duckler

    I know he’s fake BECAUSE I SOLD HIM TO YOU!

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