Curse of the Worst

April 8, 201799 Comments

It’s the Curse of the Worst!

Filed in: Best of the Worst

  • I misread, “Curse of the wolf”.

  • ashwilliams

    Stop killing people!

  • Raspyberry

    You french kiss your mother with that tongue!?

  • Yeah I heard about Don Rickles the other day and I was gonna make a joke but I didn’t want to “too soon” it.

  • Joshua Norton

    I didn’t know the Grim Reaper could even GET diabetes!

  • Eden Hudson

    Talk about Michael Bay more.

  • Like Icare

    Trump… 2017.

  • Like Icare

    Triumph of the Wilford.

  • William Remmers

    You didn’t mention him, but you basically killed John Hurt as well by mentioning Alien, right?

  • Bert Godding

    Well, then what are you waiting for? Put the Kim Kardashian sex tape on Best of the Worst! You owe it to the world!

  • Like Icare

    Speaking of dead things… Was there a Ghost in the Shell BOTW episode?
    Cause that movie is flopping harder than a dead fish thrown on the sidewalk during a hot summer day.

    Insert photo of director Rupert Sanders humping Kirsten Stewart’s ass in public while directing her in that movie about Snow White for which they’ve made a pre-sequel about Thor and sexy ladies.

  • Like Icare

    Maybe it only works on older men?

    Which begs the question, would it work on the artist formerly known as Bruce Jenner?

  • Onevok

    You guys are watching too many conspiratorial vids from youtube and not from the wheel… where is the wheel?… I mean, Flat Earth, well I can’t find this curve they speak of, only through NASA and their “photos”/images can I see them, but that stupid Mandela Effect that is just poor memory or the alz disguised as a sneeze in the space-time continuum… #GetMikeLaid

  • Mike Magnum

    How did Wilford Brimley survive 2016. Maybe his diabetes has mutated?

  • andychrist

    quick , do shite le burk

  • Joe

    No! RLM! Don’t take him from us!

  • DRP103

    Have seen that movie Space Cop staring Rich Evans? No…….wait. Rich Evans, that Bald F*** is still alive? No. No. I don’t believe it!

    DUM. DUM. DUM. dumdumdumdumdum….

  • frankelee

    This is all going to seem in poor taste when Jack dies in two months. Confused for a varmint.

  • lets be honest with Rickels….he was 90. it’s like Vigoda….we’ve been bracing for their deaths for like at least 15 years….God bless ’em.

  • I see nothing wrong with that.

  • Ret Marut

    Trump shows up in various films, right? WELL, what are you waiting for fellas?

  • RLMkeepitup

    has anyone called matt hannon latley, its the only way to be sure

  • RLMkeepitup

    he’s the thing

  • Maybe there will be some kind of karmic balance….

    Robert Z’Dar and Cameron Mitchell will rise from their graves!
    They will seek the destruction of RLM!

  • Nathaniel Thierwechter

    You guys mentioned Carrie Fisher a lot in the Star Wars Holiday special quite a bit…

  • Joe Syxpac

    I like the idea of Wilford Brimley in his basement building a little tiny space saucer.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Don’t ever mention Betty White.

    I want her to live forever.

  • Popo Bawa

    My fucking coffin is open again…

    SOMEBODY CLOSE THE GOD DAMN DOOR!

  • Popo Bawa

    They’re saving GITS for “Best of the Mediocre”.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Who will support cockfighting if he gets taken from us?

  • Joe Syxpac

    I can’t think of a better way to honor his memory than with tasteless jokes.

  • ChuckBooby

    Could you please do a Re-View of Home Alone 2… just the Trump scene will do.

  • Joe Syxpac

    I don’t think the targeting system is that accurate. They’d prolly end up getting Joe Pesci instead.

    Or Macaulay.

  • I just leave it to the experts.

  • David Gallagher

    Yeah…90 year olds dying ain’t too outside a bet. Not Dan Haggerty, old and morbidly obese for decades. I’ll give you Paxton and Prince.

  • Frank Lovejoy

    Herpaderp Trump! Durrrrr!!!!

  • Percy Gryce

    Jack confused for a varmint? Of course, he will die of severe complications related to a massive infection with the human immunodeficiency virus.

  • Percy Gryce

    What did Ray J ever do to you?

  • Percy Gryce

    Nice. A punny Nazi reference. Well played.

  • Jake Mono

    Wilford is still alive because of Quaker Oatmeal. MEN EAT OATS!

  • Kawaii as Fuck

    I noticed the Bill Paxton thing myself.

    What’s weird is both him and John Hurt died around the same time, same year a new Alien film comes out.

  • Frank Lovejoy

    Hurt died first, and Paxton went off into the shadowy corridors to look for him.

  • thismachinekillsfascists

    It’ll be the only movie and it will still lose.

  • It’s like when Desmond Llewelyn, who had played Q for decades, died soon after the Bond movie where they wrote him out of the series.

    I have a friend who’s still convinced United Artists just was keeping him alive.

  • I hope they mention President Trump and you pay the price.

  • I really hoped this was the announcement of another Len Kabasinski collaboration. Like a full Horse Ninja release.

  • Trump…2020. Maybe 2024 too, just to be fun.

  • But they also brought Mathew Karedas (aka Matt Hannon) back to life

  • Eucratides_Megas

    Time for a BOTW episode on genocidal dictators and terrorists: pick one ISIS film, one Boko Haram film and then the Interivew so we can have James Franco in a Best of the Worst episode we all knew was coming one day. Repeatedly mention the names Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi, Abubakar Shekau and Kim Jong-Un.

  • Craig Rigby

    but what will you do if brimley actually dies now?

  • Like Icare

    I’m talking the BOTW curse thing… he’s a member of the SAG… and a terrible actor… was in shitty movies and TV productions… still is…
    It’s like the prophecy is writing itself…

  • Like Icare

    “So-so of the Mediocre”
    “Meh of the Nothing Much”
    “Nothing Special of the Generic Plot And Uninspired Acting And Directing”

  • Like Icare

    It was all that bread with the soup that got Haggerty in the end.

    Still… he could have been stabbed in the dick by an elf.

  • Like Icare

    AKA “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the List” episode.

    “On January 23rd 2010, Four Lions had its world premier at Sundance. On
    the same day, the UK “terror threat” level was raised to “severe” due to
    non-specific “chatter”.”

    Cabbage crates coming over the briny and all that…

  • Surviving Sock

    There’s something very perturbing about the term “full Horse Ninja release”.

  • RLMkeepitup

    have the same last name so read this aloud as my own eulogy

  • Andrew Carter

    Please talk about Michael Bay during every episode from now on

  • Joe Syxpac

    You want to hear something crazy? Every single person I’ve ever known that died, did so after the last time I talked to them.

    And I just found my keys in the last place I looked.

    I’m cursed!

  • Spoiled Ants

    How about a ‘Best of the Wurst’? A sausage-themed movie night (PS: don’t let Jay pick the movies).
    OK, that’s basically a roundabout way of me asking you to review Yoga Hosers. I don’t care about Power Rangers, Ghost in the Shell or the other Hollywood fluff. There’s some interesting bigger budgeted movies (Split, Hell or High Water, Nocturnal Animals etc), but I’m sure you hacks will skip those.

  • Cakefarts

    I killed Brezhnev before some of you were born.

  • Joe Syxpac

    “Here lies Haggerty…

    …he was a Nazi, and that was his elf.”

  • peterablex

    People used to like him. When he was young.

  • peterablex

    Guys, I think the curse might have spread to your other show

  • Eucratides_Megas

    I will go deep into this anal-sys to find out why.

  • Thanatos

    No you bastards, don’t kill Wilford Brimley!

  • Thanatos

    He checks his blood sugar and checks it often.

  • Thanatos

    And Zack Snyder

  • peterablex

    And Roland Emmerich

  • goodmatt10 1

    Just Trump? How about all of Washington? Take my State and most of my local govt too.

    Still trying to see what it is people think is so much worse about Trump than any other politician, you been living under a rock your whole life?

  • goodmatt10 1

    Wow, that’s even funnier the 10th time I’ve heard it. I guess up till now all our politicians have been just dandy eh?

  • goodmatt10 1

    Why does some moron always have to come along and make stuff political? Aren’t there about 10 zillion other places out there for you to do this stuff?

  • peterablex

    Let’s hope they’ll never mention Kirk Douglas

  • Maudib

    Could you delay the curse until the end of April so I can get him into my rotten deadpool list. Also, please share any future victims you will curse over the year so that my success can further testify to your sway over death. The masses need to be showering you with gifts and bribes befitting a god out of fear.

  • Joe Syxpac

    But then they’d have to watch their movies.

  • Barry Meltfarb

    They forgot David Bowie, Very Canon Christmas.

  • Ragged Gypsy

    I seem to remember Michael Jackson was a fan of child Macualy.

  • Rich Evans will have to start doing the diabeetus commercials on TV.

  • Chris Wootton

    Excellent.. genuinely cheered me up on a Monday morning.. Man, I can’t believe I’ve just been cheered up by death.. what’s wrong with me!

  • Bleurgh

    A Cure For Wellness is actually an incredible movie, even if it’s going to irritate a lot of people for entirely valid reasons. It becomes typical Hollywood schlock at the end and is extremely pretentious for the first two hours. It’s also very long and deals out it’s plot points painfully slowly.

    In spite of all of that though I loved every minute of it. It was creepy, tense and genuinely kept me guessing about it’s mysteries until the very end. It also managed to satisfactorily resolve everything, without too many lingering questions. The cinematography is amazing, like maybe too good and it had some genuine scares and iconic scenes.

    It’s a real shame that this movie came out around the same time as Get Out, because they are trying to do very similar things in terms of genre and Get Out is a straight up masterpiece, whereas A Cure For Wellness is just very good. It’s doomed to be forgotten.

  • Joey Carver

    they mentioned prince and didn’t watch purple rain

  • Tommy Wiseau

    Oh no! My friends Mark and Gay has mentioned Tommy on their computer show. Does this mean that death looms near for Tommy? Will anyone even miss me?

  • Brian Levine

    Wow. Cameron Mitchell is a dead man.

  • “Every man dies, not every man really lives.”
    -Wilford Brimley

  • Brian Levine

    This doesn’t bode well for Shatner or Patrick Stewart.

  • goodmatt10 1

    Boy, I asked these guys if they could talk about Oprah next instead of Wilford and they deleted my comment???? Am I guilty of “hate speech” – ooooh shudder.

  • RLMkeepitup

    keep it jolly or dr phil will haunt your dreams

  • Robotpals

    For about 20 years now. The Curse is THAT POWERFUL!

  • Eucratides_Megas

    In his house at Dia’beet’us, dead Wilford Brimley waits dreaming

  • arekexcelsior

    Wow, what a surprise. When you watch decades-old tapes and talk about them, some of the people in them die in the present day. In no way is that a statistical certainty.

  • Like Icare

    Hey! Don’t blame me! I wasn’t the one who voted for that moron.
    It was some 60 million retards, racists and Republicans.
    Redundant, I know.
    But you gotta explicitly list each group because of the retards and racists don’t want to be just bunched together with Republicans.

  • Strelnikov

    The Snark is strong in this one….

  • goodmatt10 1

    “Racists” – OK, I see you’ve got all the brains of a fruit fly. Guten Tag.

  • Like Icare

    And Heil Trump to you too.

  • arekexcelsior

    No, you don’t get it. I’m saying that RLM has the magic power to manipulate statistics. It’s Rich’s master plan for world domination.

  • arekexcelsior

    Goodmatt, I’m guessing Ret wouldn’t mind GWB having been mentioned. Of course, Trump’s the currently bad one…. then again, it’s not like his death would improve things that much.

  • arekexcelsior

    It’s simple, Mike. Every time someone uses any service he shills, their lifespan actually shortens and he absorbs it.

  • arekexcelsior

    IMHO, Bite of the Mummy should be a lead-in to a Fist of the Vampire cinematic universe.

  • goodmatt10 1

    Lol, so jump to Bush? Seems there was someone in between there. I’d like to see them all killed myself.

    It’s partisans like Ret that allow the bad people to keep getting elected, and you’re right, Trump dying would not make things much better, might even make them worse.

  • Summer B

    Yes.

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