It’s the Curse of the Worst!
Filed in: Best of the Worst
I misread, “Curse of the wolf”.
Stop killing people!
You french kiss your mother with that tongue!?
Yeah I heard about Don Rickles the other day and I was gonna make a joke but I didn’t want to “too soon” it.
I didn’t know the Grim Reaper could even GET diabetes!
Talk about Michael Bay more.
Triumph of the Wilford.
You didn’t mention him, but you basically killed John Hurt as well by mentioning Alien, right?
Well, then what are you waiting for? Put the Kim Kardashian sex tape on Best of the Worst! You owe it to the world!
Speaking of dead things… Was there a Ghost in the Shell BOTW episode?
Cause that movie is flopping harder than a dead fish thrown on the sidewalk during a hot summer day.
Insert photo of director Rupert Sanders humping Kirsten Stewart’s ass in public while directing her in that movie about Snow White for which they’ve made a pre-sequel about Thor and sexy ladies.
Maybe it only works on older men?
Which begs the question, would it work on the artist formerly known as Bruce Jenner?
You guys are watching too many conspiratorial vids from youtube and not from the wheel… where is the wheel?… I mean, Flat Earth, well I can’t find this curve they speak of, only through NASA and their “photos”/images can I see them, but that stupid Mandela Effect that is just poor memory or the alz disguised as a sneeze in the space-time continuum… #GetMikeLaid
How did Wilford Brimley survive 2016. Maybe his diabetes has mutated?
quick , do shite le burk
No! RLM! Don’t take him from us!
Have seen that movie Space Cop staring Rich Evans? No…….wait. Rich Evans, that Bald F*** is still alive? No. No. I don’t believe it!
DUM. DUM. DUM. dumdumdumdumdum….
This is all going to seem in poor taste when Jack dies in two months. Confused for a varmint.
lets be honest with Rickels….he was 90. it’s like Vigoda….we’ve been bracing for their deaths for like at least 15 years….God bless ’em.
I see nothing wrong with that.
Trump shows up in various films, right? WELL, what are you waiting for fellas?
has anyone called matt hannon latley, its the only way to be sure
he’s the thing
Maybe there will be some kind of karmic balance….
Robert Z’Dar and Cameron Mitchell will rise from their graves!
They will seek the destruction of RLM!
You guys mentioned Carrie Fisher a lot in the Star Wars Holiday special quite a bit…
I like the idea of Wilford Brimley in his basement building a little tiny space saucer.
Don’t ever mention Betty White.
I want her to live forever.
My fucking coffin is open again…
SOMEBODY CLOSE THE GOD DAMN DOOR!
They’re saving GITS for “Best of the Mediocre”.
Who will support cockfighting if he gets taken from us?
I can’t think of a better way to honor his memory than with tasteless jokes.
Could you please do a Re-View of Home Alone 2… just the Trump scene will do.
I don’t think the targeting system is that accurate. They’d prolly end up getting Joe Pesci instead.
I just leave it to the experts.
Yeah…90 year olds dying ain’t too outside a bet. Not Dan Haggerty, old and morbidly obese for decades. I’ll give you Paxton and Prince.
Herpaderp Trump! Durrrrr!!!!
Jack confused for a varmint? Of course, he will die of severe complications related to a massive infection with the human immunodeficiency virus.
What did Ray J ever do to you?
Nice. A punny Nazi reference. Well played.
Wilford is still alive because of Quaker Oatmeal. MEN EAT OATS!
I noticed the Bill Paxton thing myself.
What’s weird is both him and John Hurt died around the same time, same year a new Alien film comes out.
Hurt died first, and Paxton went off into the shadowy corridors to look for him.
It’ll be the only movie and it will still lose.
It’s like when Desmond Llewelyn, who had played Q for decades, died soon after the Bond movie where they wrote him out of the series.
I have a friend who’s still convinced United Artists just was keeping him alive.
I hope they mention President Trump and you pay the price.
I really hoped this was the announcement of another Len Kabasinski collaboration. Like a full Horse Ninja release.
Trump…2020. Maybe 2024 too, just to be fun.
But they also brought Mathew Karedas (aka Matt Hannon) back to life
Time for a BOTW episode on genocidal dictators and terrorists: pick one ISIS film, one Boko Haram film and then the Interivew so we can have James Franco in a Best of the Worst episode we all knew was coming one day. Repeatedly mention the names Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi, Abubakar Shekau and Kim Jong-Un.
but what will you do if brimley actually dies now?
I’m talking the BOTW curse thing… he’s a member of the SAG… and a terrible actor… was in shitty movies and TV productions… still is…
It’s like the prophecy is writing itself…
“So-so of the Mediocre”
“Meh of the Nothing Much”
“Nothing Special of the Generic Plot And Uninspired Acting And Directing”
It was all that bread with the soup that got Haggerty in the end.
Still… he could have been stabbed in the dick by an elf.
AKA “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the List” episode.
“On January 23rd 2010, Four Lions had its world premier at Sundance. On
the same day, the UK “terror threat” level was raised to “severe” due to
Cabbage crates coming over the briny and all that…
There’s something very perturbing about the term “full Horse Ninja release”.
have the same last name so read this aloud as my own eulogy
Please talk about Michael Bay during every episode from now on
You want to hear something crazy? Every single person I’ve ever known that died, did so after the last time I talked to them.
And I just found my keys in the last place I looked.
How about a ‘Best of the Wurst’? A sausage-themed movie night (PS: don’t let Jay pick the movies).
OK, that’s basically a roundabout way of me asking you to review Yoga Hosers. I don’t care about Power Rangers, Ghost in the Shell or the other Hollywood fluff. There’s some interesting bigger budgeted movies (Split, Hell or High Water, Nocturnal Animals etc), but I’m sure you hacks will skip those.
I killed Brezhnev before some of you were born.
“Here lies Haggerty…
…he was a Nazi, and that was his elf.”
People used to like him. When he was young.
Guys, I think the curse might have spread to your other show
I will go deep into this anal-sys to find out why.
No you bastards, don’t kill Wilford Brimley!
He checks his blood sugar and checks it often.
And Zack Snyder
And Roland Emmerich
Just Trump? How about all of Washington? Take my State and most of my local govt too.
Still trying to see what it is people think is so much worse about Trump than any other politician, you been living under a rock your whole life?
Wow, that’s even funnier the 10th time I’ve heard it. I guess up till now all our politicians have been just dandy eh?
Why does some moron always have to come along and make stuff political? Aren’t there about 10 zillion other places out there for you to do this stuff?
Let’s hope they’ll never mention Kirk Douglas
Could you delay the curse until the end of April so I can get him into my rotten deadpool list. Also, please share any future victims you will curse over the year so that my success can further testify to your sway over death. The masses need to be showering you with gifts and bribes befitting a god out of fear.
But then they’d have to watch their movies.
They forgot David Bowie, Very Canon Christmas.
I seem to remember Michael Jackson was a fan of child Macualy.
Rich Evans will have to start doing the diabeetus commercials on TV.
Excellent.. genuinely cheered me up on a Monday morning.. Man, I can’t believe I’ve just been cheered up by death.. what’s wrong with me!
A Cure For Wellness is actually an incredible movie, even if it’s going to irritate a lot of people for entirely valid reasons. It becomes typical Hollywood schlock at the end and is extremely pretentious for the first two hours. It’s also very long and deals out it’s plot points painfully slowly.
In spite of all of that though I loved every minute of it. It was creepy, tense and genuinely kept me guessing about it’s mysteries until the very end. It also managed to satisfactorily resolve everything, without too many lingering questions. The cinematography is amazing, like maybe too good and it had some genuine scares and iconic scenes.
It’s a real shame that this movie came out around the same time as Get Out, because they are trying to do very similar things in terms of genre and Get Out is a straight up masterpiece, whereas A Cure For Wellness is just very good. It’s doomed to be forgotten.
they mentioned prince and didn’t watch purple rain
Oh no! My friends Mark and Gay has mentioned Tommy on their computer show. Does this mean that death looms near for Tommy? Will anyone even miss me?
Wow. Cameron Mitchell is a dead man.
“Every man dies, not every man really lives.”
This doesn’t bode well for Shatner or Patrick Stewart.
Boy, I asked these guys if they could talk about Oprah next instead of Wilford and they deleted my comment???? Am I guilty of “hate speech” – ooooh shudder.
keep it jolly or dr phil will haunt your dreams
For about 20 years now. The Curse is THAT POWERFUL!
In his house at Dia’beet’us, dead Wilford Brimley waits dreaming
Wow, what a surprise. When you watch decades-old tapes and talk about them, some of the people in them die in the present day. In no way is that a statistical certainty.
Hey! Don’t blame me! I wasn’t the one who voted for that moron.
It was some 60 million retards, racists and Republicans.
Redundant, I know.
But you gotta explicitly list each group because of the retards and racists don’t want to be just bunched together with Republicans.
The Snark is strong in this one….
“Racists” – OK, I see you’ve got all the brains of a fruit fly. Guten Tag.
And Heil Trump to you too.
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