Cinco De Star Wars!

May 5, 20151,187 Comments

To celebrate National Star Wars Day (Cinco De Star Wars) Mr. Plinkett is back to comment on the second Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer! Hear his terrible, filthy thoughts about what’s in store for Star Wars.


Filed in: Plinkett Reviews

  • Boehm

    First!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Angelo

    OMG PLINKETT IS BACK

  • Bubs

    Oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

    The Hack Fraud Strikes back!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    3rd to comment,first to cum in my pants.

  • Bubs

    I FUCKING LOVE STAR WAAAAARS!

  • The Ubiquitous

    Plinkett returning is reason enough to look forward to a new Star Wars movie. Those Matrix reviews apparently aren’t coming around any time soon.

  • tOmy`

    Rich’s voice seems a bit off here.

  • Jack Pucknell

    HAY !……DO THE MATRIX REVIEW ALREADY YOU FAT LAZY FUCK !

  • thelionroars

    I found this video quite soothing to masturbate to. 3 stars.

  • John

    PART TIME.

  • Mohamad Taufiq Morshidi

    I hope they try spinning.

    That’s a good trick.

  • Palpatine

    Arise, Lord Plinkett!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No lies with a false Plinkett thumbnail. Subscribed.

  • Bubs

    It’s gonna be great.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    MORE PLINKETT! I CAN’T STOP CUMMING! AAAAARRRGGGHHH!

  • craptonium

    I have a problem with Boyega being cast, because out of all black actors that could have been chosen, they chose the one with the charisma of a rag being dragged in mud and then dipped in the excrement of Vin Diesel. The moment i see him, all the immersion suddenly evaporates like a puddle of water near a nuclear explosion.
    Now if you’ll excuse me, i need to go piss out the window onto the streets down bellow and anyone walking on them.

  • LaFresque

    good, now make a new one.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Plnkett awakens and I felt it. In my pants.

  • Bubs

    Cinco de Star Wars now streaming at https://cytu.be/r/TheManhole

  • Red Skeleton

    “Yes. This.”

  • Angelo

    Where is Pa-duh-meh ?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    That bit with the Ewok making the Tarzan scream… is that for real? LOL

    (just checked and it is, but it is Chewbacca, not an ewok. Oh, my Gaaaawwwd!)

  • Billy_Whizz

    I just know that whatever slop JJ serves, I will eat it up and be going back for seconds and thirds. I shall then look forward to the next pot of gruel.

  • Woah! I nearly shatnered myself!!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    WHERE IS THE AGE OF ULTRON HALF IN THE BAG!? UNSUBSCRIBED!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    It seems, in your anger, you killed her.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    It will be coming out tomorrow.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I was hyped before watching the video but after watching it honestly this feels a bit phoned in.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No! She was alive! I felt it!!!

  • Robby

    2028 – Moar Sith

    GIT HYPE!

  • Well, Mr Plinkett reviews, basically are phoning it in.

  • Palpatine

    I saw that one of the “speculations” is “Does Luke, Leia, and Anakin all have syphilis?” What the hell?

  • Brockston

    That American flag cat is probably the best thing I have seen stuffed into one of their videos, or cats for that matter. Mhmmm I want some twinkies.

  • Shit*

  • Plinkett commentary on every Sandler movie. Let’s go. I will sell every organ I haven’t already ruined for your Patreon to do this. Take advantage of my lack of common sense, please!

    You can probably get *slightly* whiter than Louis C.K., since he was born in Mexico. You can find one of hims that’s from Illinois easy.

    Can’t wait for Mad Max.

  • Mr_Wint

    WHAT’S GOING ON?

  • This ones for my fallen vatos that died with the force.

  • Robby

    HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!

  • Trent

    Bye the way Plinkett you still owe us the full and total tear apart of that festering pile of crap, into darkness, not the 10 minute hand job you posted but the whole deal

  • You’ll get a handjob and you’ll like it, sir.

  • sepiajack

    What are you talking about, Attack the Block was awesome and he was great in it

  • Snake Squeezer

    RLM has been steady upping their graphic design game. Also, it make me very happy that they didn’t release this on the fourth.

  • Trent

    I paid for half and half ,so put up ,or get the cat treatment

  • Bahareh Khosravi

    I got off a little in my pantaloons when I saw this was posted.

  • Robby

    I always kind of saw their Half in the Bag episode as basically the Plinkett review of that movie. That episode was like 50 minutes, and what more really needs to be said?

  • Mr_Wint

    NO WAY BRA!

  • Mr_Wint

    It’s longer than 10 minutes, it’s actually a pretty thorough tear-apart on HitB.

  • Trent

    There is at least enough garbage in it to comment on for another hour ,plus all the Star Trek movies deserve Plinketting

  • Trent

    Still Needs the full Plinkett ,like the other Star treks

  • Like Icare
  • Like Icare

    It is a legitimate question. Them Ewoks are known disease carriers.

  • So last night some friends and I went to our favorite bar and had a Star Wars takeover of their karaoke night. We sang songs that fit our costumes. That’s me as Jorge.
    http://i.imgur.com/ovj9xkM.jpg

  • Percy Gryce

    I’ll take credit for this new Plinkett video because of this recent comment:

    http://redlettermedia.com/all-trailers-are-the-same/#comment-1998508599

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You may have gone too far in a few place

  • He can last THAT long at this age? I feel sorry for the cat.

  • I sang “My Way” by Frank Sinatra.

  • Billy_Whizz

    One of these trailer reaction youtube guys from this video seems to get wet my pants excited over every trailer that he see’s. I do wish that I were him, life would be so amazing!

  • Like Icare

    Cat penises have spines. That’s why they are so loud in February.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_spines

  • Percy Gryce

    He’s saving the 70-minute review for the third trailer.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s stylistically designed to be that way and you can’t undo that. But we can diminish the effects of it.

  • playdude92 .

    I hope they have more weird ass, disgusting, borderline racist puppet aliens. And light saber battles, that´s important too…

  • Mr_Wint

    That’s just the Next-Gen movies because they suck.

  • Best day ever.
    RLM still owns the internet; Hide your droids!

  • Percy Gryce

    No droids were harmed in the making of this video.

    And more’s the pity.

  • Vengeful Eagle

    The first trailer was better, it gave us this gem: http://i.imgur.com/lBpmpB1.gif?1

  • Fuck you, cat, it’s February?

  • Cream-A-Thon

    It’s dense, but did it rhyme?

  • Mugato1

    Looking forward to a HitB Avengers. Plinkett reviews are sort of pretentious and clueless.

  • Like Icare

    It doesn’t count unless you’re waving a Millennium Falcon toy or crying into the camera.

  • I gazed for long into an abyss, and been addicted to droids porn ever since..
    Evansception.

  • My ex wife

    I guess that bar didn’t let the droids in either.

  • My ex wife

    Are they related to Koalas?

  • Brockston

    Self-aware tongue-in-cheek commentary that is willing to make fun of its own arguments

  • Like Icare

    They do it then so that when their offspring pops out two months later there is plenty of food around.

  • Charon

    I had just come home from seeing Avengers: Age of Ultron to see THIS waiting; nestled softly amongst the sweet pillows of a Valkyrie.

    Have I died and gone to Valhalla?

  • Like Icare

    Well… they are kinda bears that drop onto people from the trees.

  • Like Icare

    Depends. Is the guy next to you a blind Idris Elba?

  • Ah, I missed the deserts of Tatooine. They’re (FUCKING SPOILERS!!!!!) as barren as Black Widow’s womb.

  • Like Icare

    It’s a great line. It was in so many movies.

  • James Earl Jones

    Anybody posting their Plinkett Review of the Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer reaction video?

  • onenil

    “More Plinkett to come”? Hopefully it doesn’t take another five years…

  • Palpatine

    Yeah, I’ve always pictured Plinkett as being a filthy, overweight old man in a wheel chair. The illustration totally ruins my mental picture of him.

  • Michael Collins

    scalped….lmao

  • VvdD

    Funny I just came back from Avengers: Age of Ultron as well. Although this video is clearly the highlight of my evening.

  • VvdD

    Isn’t it called Ass-guard?

  • VvdD

    I laughed out loud at that reveal, so forced and dumb. Especially when she refers to herself as a monster like the hulk for being sterilized.. What?

  • bruce wayne

    After seeing this trailer, and the new production photos yesterday, I have a bad feeling (see what I did there?) about this movie pandering too much to Empire callbacks. Snow troopers, the falcon doing the fly through tight corners on its side to evade tie fighters, Han wearing an outfit that’s very similar to his Empire clothes, I sense more elements of JJ fan service over creating a new story.

  • VvdD

    The only reason these hack-frauds are using that image is to sell more merchandise.

  • Just another guy

    Unfortunately I just can’t find it in me to care about Star Wars. I think the cast looks all wrong and I’ve not even seen a full trailer. No motivation whatsoever.

  • DanceOfBirther

    Fuck Plinkett, when’s the next WOTW?

  • James Earl Jones

    *BOTW

  • VvdD

    Yeah we get a Plinkett review every fucking week, I’m getting tired hearing his shit. Hey assholes! Try giving us what we want already!

  • bruce wayne

    Keep that kinda talk up, and next time anyone sees you, Harry S Plinkett will be dragging you along by the ankle singing: Come with me, and you’ll be in a world of pure imagination.

  • Palpatine

    I agree with DanceOfBirther. I also prefer WotW.

  • Michael Collins

    That was great, thank you Mr Plinket, you deadbeat scumbag or modern day Socrates.

    You decide..

  • VvdD

    RACIST!

  • That’s the best application of “He’s dead, Jim.” I have ever seen, nor will ever see, in my time alive witnessing history. It even triumphantly brought back “Too soon”. 10/10 Galactically nailed it.

  • Lt Hurwitz

    Let’s jump in, shall we?

  • Earth

    I’m amazed by the amount of stuff he was able to take out of the one trailer.

    Ok, so we’ve already seen Han and Chewy in the iconic positioning pointing the gun and crossbow, and seeing as it’s JJ Abrams what other fanservice will they most likely shove in because…fanservice I guess?

    I am looking forward to the movie, but I’m terrified it’ll just be like Star Trek ’09. Enjoyable, but bland, and filled with stuff the dumb masses will recognise.

  • Mike Stoklasa is a beast. A giant.

  • I loved Attack the Block and I’m just now making the connection to Boyega! Oh yeah, Boyega was class in that movie. He completely sold me on the role of the young urban warrior at his time to rise. Completely sold. That’s not an easy part to play at all! It’s really complex, intense, and easy to go overboard on. Yet he did it and claimed the movie’s emotional core. So young, too.

  • Lt Hurwitz

    Part time…shit wrong movie.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Not enough pussy in this review.

    It’s a catastrophe.

  • Brockston

    You do know what pretentious means, right?

  • RLMkeepitup

    he’s a giant beast. cause brevity!

  • Palpatine
  • Snake Squeezer

    Every time you think you’re out, RLM keeps pulling you back in.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Go away, George Lucas.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    It’s like trying to separate Space Cop from his hot dogs.

  • RLMkeepitup

    They have the original films there as a mold for what’s good. I mean really, it’s going to take a shit ton of imagination and restraint to be seriously considered in the same vain as those films, even though return was a bit thin. Abrams you’re our last hope.

  • RLMkeepitup

    It would be nice if Mike did some footage of him doing things in Plinketts house or somethin just in place of the drawing.

  • Palpatine

    If J.J. Abrams were to resurrect Vader, we’d have to come up with a “Jumping the Shark” like term. Any ideas?

  • Bubs

    Jumping the Sarlacc Pit?

  • Jumping the Sharknado Pit

  • VvdD

    “Cross-guarding the saber” was stupid enough for me.

  • VvdD

    “Brevity is the soul of wit” -Edgar Oscar Dickens

  • noddy99

    I know that it’s more work to do that sort of thing, but I think it was a big part of why the prequel reviews were so successful. Maybe they’ll do something like that for the actual film review.

  • VvdD

    I’m guessing the first one will be more appropriately titled:

    Star Wars: The Fanservice Awakens

  • JohnBigbooty

    Those reaction videos are frightening. I can only hope they’re playing it up for the internet, because if that’s the reaction they’d give while NOT recording themselves……

    I much prefer Rich Evans’ reaction, “………………………………..those storm troopers look like iPods……..”

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Star Wars. It took 1 billion years to make!

  • VvdD

    I bet more than half of those are Youtube whores, you know those guys that have a channel where they eat weird stuff or tell you about their very boring and uninformed opinion on something topical and they still get over 500.000 views per video?

    They react that way because they are just low grade entertainers. Nothing genuine about them, just trying to be efficient at getting more views.

  • VvdD

    Too soon.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Also, Luke OR Leia’s kid? Try “And” my friend.

    Would the Force be retard strong with her if that was the case?

  • Percy Gryce

    “Re-animating Anakin”?

  • Percy Gryce

    What is the name of that Wisconsin man that does those Plinkett videos? Theodore Miller?

  • Percy Gryce

    Ok, so we’ve already seen Han and Chewy in the iconic positioning pointing the gun and crossbow

    http://www.blueharvest.net/images/pr/chewie-han.jpg

    So iconic that it didn’t even appear in the original film. As an obsessive 11-year-old that shit drove me crazy. I mean, I had the article from Time magazine in my Star Wars scrapbook and it included the Han-&-Chewie-with-bowcaster photo, but in all my 40 times seeing the movie I never once saw that image. WTF. Fuck you, George Lucas. It all goes back to that moment. I should have seen what a fraud Jorge was even back then.

  • Michael Collins

    You mean Re-Anakinator..

  • Percy Gryce

    Who doesn’t?

    Nerds, that’s who.

  • Earth

    I really hope most of the images we’ve seen from the trailers will just be little second flashes of fanservice. Stuff like Darth vaders helmet only appearing in flash back or whatever.

    Do you know what would be cool though? A lightsaber fight on, or inside that fallen star destroyer. If it’s a lightsaber duel involving Luke it’d feel appropriate to fight and maybe die amongst the remnants of his fathers, and his own legacy.

  • Percy Gryce

    But Mike would have to put down his coffee and get up out of his chair.

  • Earth

    Yeah I noticed that too. Plenty of famous images in film history that never actually appeared in film. I would try to think of some but it’s like 4am here and I need sleep.

  • Percy Gryce

    That’s like Adam West hating Batman or Henry Winkler hating Fonzie.

  • Snake Squeezer

    It’s a legit problem. When well over half the population are morons, you have to make moronic entertainment if you want any shot at making real money.

  • Percy Gryce

    I’m starting to think that there’s something sexual about your screen name . . . .

  • Percy Gryce

    As long as they use the guy who played Weyoun, I’m in.

  • Percy Gryce

    Meow, you’ve gone too far.

  • Uncle Dan

    I just watched “Empire Strikes Back Uncut” which is the movie re-edited with a huge compilation of fan submitted scenes and it’s just gushing with creativity and love and reminds me why I love that movie so much.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjsFAZWnA00

    That said, if they stretch the project out and do Episode III, I expect them to use the scene from the United States of NOOOO!

  • Crixxxx

    It’s called a publicity still. Photographs taken by on-set photographers, not stills from the actual film.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    You ain’t Kitten.

  • Percy Gryce

    Hmm, it’s an action shot. It doesn’t look like a publicity still. I always thought it was from an unused part of the unused Jabba-Falcon-hangar scene.

  • lysergic43

    hearing mr plinkett’s voice talking about star wars brings more tears of joy to my eyes than any trailer jj abrams can pull out of his ass
    we love you mike stoklasa

  • Crixxxx

    Some publicity stills are action poses/compositions.

  • Crixxxx

    You ‘aint kitten!

  • Crixxxx

    Damn. Beat me.

  • Michael Collins

    Jeffrey Combs, yes, he was just recently in Gotham, a terrible thing happened to him in that.

  • Its_So_Dense

    B—but…we’re all nerds.

  • Mark Bisone

    I wonder what kind of hijinks the oldsters will get up to in these movies, now that their stories are totally complete? I for one hope that Han Solo steps out on Leia Orgasms, and then loses half his quatnuus and breaks a hip at the divorce hearing. There’s some star wars for you.

  • Its_So_Dense
  • Clifford Beasley

    Harrison Ford looks like he is almost happy in the trailer. It would be nice to see him act like he is enjoying acting again. I was thinking he only did movies because he is one of those people that can’t stay retired. It’s his job and he just can’t stop working.

    I don’t understand those YouTube facecam reaction videos to anything. Most look fake. I guess I’m getting old.

  • Trent

    Not a single one reached the suckage of into turd

  • Its_So_Dense

    “Insurrection” and “Generations” reached some pretty next-level terribleness.

  • Its_So_Dense

    Adaline becomes a super-intelligent, self-aware AI after being struck by lightning. To cleanse the world of other librarians, she throws a city at Captain America. *spoilers*

  • Trent

    Yes ,but neither one had Spock forcibly mind raping a dying man.

  • Its_So_Dense

    He was barely in 24:Live Another Day, but his brief scenes showed some damn fine chops.

  • Michael Aronson

    “Jumping the shark” implies a sharp decline in quality from which a series never recovers.

    You’ve heard of the prequels, yes?

  • Snake Squeezer

    Aren’t the plots of the last three movies written out and available somewhere on line? I vaguely remember something about Luke turning to the dark side and basically becoming the next vader.

  • The Ghost

    A teenager on a cell phone describing something as “quaint?” Whaaaaaat?

  • fred

    c’mon grandpa, let’s fight the baaaad guys

  • fred

    goddamit, why do I always check the website before I masturbate!?

  • Crixxxx

    If not the Falcon than what is home to Han Solo and Chewie? That treefort on the Wookie planet with the faulty railing? If you go cruising around the galaxy running smuggled goods, You’re probably going to be on the ship more than anyplace else.

  • zaz926

    You’re a… a smuggler?

  • LoveSW_Prequels

    I dont think theyll resurrect Vader but idk… decent guess

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Jumping the mine shaft?

  • Cakefarts

    I think it is so obvious I am surprised it has not already been suggested.

    “Jumping the Lucas.” Who else but Lucas can deliver low quality? So jumping the Lucas implies an EVEN MOAR – EVEN WORSE descent into crapitude.

  • Cakefarts

    “That’s what she said.”

  • Her?

  • Ringo

    Don’t worry everyone, the new Star Wars is still gonna suck.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Referencing Previous Reviews +5

  • Zach

    That “more Plinkett to come” text was way too obvious. Try decreasing the font size next time.

  • Cakefarts

    I reckon I am older than most here. Just a guess. I’m not super old yet – but it is interesting to see the cynicism and bitterness being built in the hearts and minds of the RLM crew over the years by relentless exposure to countless hours of media.

    Soon they may well be like me and others in the arthritis club. Having felt like they have seen and done everything they’ll hate everything and like nothing and look forward the relief that eternal sleep offers. It is quite a ride guys. Take your time.

  • Franklin McBatty

    This was so magical

  • cabbo

    Star Wars 8: The Re-Annie-mation

  • SeanLM

    Thanks, real Plinkett. See you again in another two years or whenever you do another review.

  • Padre la Tiempo

    http://youtu.be/02STc1W6a9
    Already got ya covered, brah

  • Joe Syxpac

    I think Chewbacca must use Just for Wookies hair products.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    This time it’s a blessing for the rest of us, but it’s also troubling to hear that Disqus just doesn’t allow you to leave…

  • Orange_Wedge

    I saw that dissolving text in the bottom left corner you insulting pandering bums

  • Kinda, sorta.

  • Grandpa Seth

    Look, Bitch. I know it’s cool too be too cool for the Star Wars movie we’ve all been waiting for for 32 fucking years, but just admit you’re as juiced as the rest of us!

    If this movie is up to snuff, I’m gonna cum all over the person seated in front of me in the theater and I don’t care I love Star Wars

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I think Disqus does it now like Facebook, where if you log in after your deletion request before a certain amount of time passes, it effectively cancels the request. It could have also been the 3 or so different tech. support requests asking for my account not to be deleted after changing my mind. Who knows?

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    It’s not as much of a kitten calamity as you think.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    I’m just glad you’re still here. I sincerely hope today is at least a bit more brighter for you!

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Thank you.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    He probably goes through a lot of pants, though.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    I’ve had to renew some of my wardrobe because of Jay…

  • Domo_Konnichiwa
  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Plinkett Schminkett! I WANNA TALK ABOUT HOW AWESOME JAYHOOD IS!!!!!1

  • James Earl Jones

    Suck it, Linklater!

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Is the next Plinkett review being assembled boyhood style? You just film one of these reviews every time a trailer drops and eventually they all combine together into a full review?

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    They did them already, they tore them apart in HITB and Into Darkness also got a brief Plinkett review which summed it up perfectly, and when combined with Star Trek’s review it sums that whole franchise up.

  • The difference is, Batman and Fonzie are likeable.

  • Beautiful.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    we all needed that.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    jumping the sarlak

  • Andrew Thompson.

    damn!

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    And it’s definitely not photoshopped. At all.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    on the internet that word lost it’s real meaning and became a synonym for “wahh you dislike something that I like and you are far more articulate about it that I am wahh”

  • Nailed it.

  • The RedTails Review is worth rewatching just for the way Mike gives a synopsis of the plot.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    bubs beat me to it.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    off*

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • WrongWithYourFace

    B-But you have a chin!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Right. Because Plinkett is lovable!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    That last dot of the ellipsis going onto the next row is like a cherry on top of your comment.

  • Koszper Gábor

    Was that a joke he doesn’t know that Marvel is Disney, too?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    *Re-subscribed.

  • tOmy`

    For inspiration?

  • Looks like someone didn’t get it.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    So, we heard Plinkett’s terrible, filthy thoughts about what’s in store for Star Wars. And at the end of this video we saw what RLM’s got in store for us.

    Ba-Dum-fucking-Tshh, you hack frauds!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    You may not have noticed… http://i.imgur.com/QzmYIdI.png

    But your brain did.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    hahaha! take that someone we all know.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Kenny Rogers!

  • Me
    I don’t get it. Am I brain dead? 🙁

  • WrongWithYourFace

    But your brain did.

  • tOmy`

    Loudmouth idiot.

  • It’s like James Bond will return. You know he will. Even if it may take him 3 or 4 years.

  • mister man

    Star Wars is for babies

  • Andrew Thompson.

    mexican food.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    you know my brain just noticed… naughty WWYF

  • bruce wayne

    So is trolling, but that never stopped anyone. Has it you cockadoodie brat?

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Bottom row, third one from the right.

    He’s our Taco.

  • tOmy`
  • WrongWithYourFace
  • Andrew Thompson.

    thats why i called you naughty.

  • JohnBigbooty

    That sounds about right. My God, a whole generation tweet-tubing overreactions.

  • Like Icare

    I find the fact that I realized that for myself even before reading your comment somewhat disturbing.

    Like that time I caught myself recognizing Obama’s handwriting in some online article, on account of seeing it many times in the news – which do not relate to my life in any way, shape or form.

    I think I need to go home and rethink my life.

  • CGI

  • Domo_Konnichiwa
  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    That’s almost as bad as when I hear people say stuff that RLM has said, ask if they’re fans of RLM, and then realize they’ve never heard of RLM.

    “Yes” gets me every damn time.

  • tOmy`

    We actually had that discussion when the trailer hit. My impression was that they were, indeed, referring to Tatooine, which is obviously not their home. I just thought some lazy-ass-hack writer forgot to check… well, internet.

    Chewie’s home planet is Kashyyyk.
    Han’s home planet is Corellia.

    So I have really no clue what are they referring to, except the obvious “pandering to audience” aspect for the trailer.

    Till Plinkett gave this trailer a treatment, I didn’t think of them referring to Falcon. Granted, I am really bad at anything Expanded Universe, but since I did read the Thrawn trilogy, I know that Han was using Falcon for years to come, therefore it never occurred to me, that he would lost it at some point / forget about it.

  • Like Icare
  • SkaMP

    oooooh yah yer right, cool. but tbh my brain didn’t realize it either 😛

  • tOmy`

    Ah, fuck it, since we’re all geekin’ anyway:

    In Thrawn trilogy, Han was still pretty useful. I talked about it here before, so if I repeat myself, feel free to go milk your cat.

    Han became a general for republic. There was some obvious inner fight in him between smuggler / official title, recognition by the official empty suits and so on and so forth. It worked well. He was there to also protect Leia and their little kids, feeling a bit left behind due to him not getting it on with the Force and the moment they had a chance to introduce Lando, they also gave Han a chance to “slip back to his old shoes” if you will.

    But this all “happened” very close to the ending of Return of The Jedi, not ages and ages later… So not very confident about bringing Han back as an elderly.

    Thrawn trilogy also had the opportunity to quickly introduce another smuggler and his organisation, who basically filled “the thief with the heart of gold” void and thus restored the balance of the Star Wars story.

  • Like Icare

    If they do end up killing off anyone it will probably be Luke.
    Cause they can just as easily bring him back right away.
    Or bring him back later and have him smiling and waving in the final shot, as is the custom.
    Force ghosts score the most.

    Personally… If if were up to me… I’d kill off R2-D2.
    Fucking midgets. Think they’re all high and mighty just cause they can fit in a garbage can.
    This midgetarchy needs to end!

  • Matt Boulton

    Has anyone ever tried to explain how Young Luke was growing up on Tatooine, last name Skywalker, and living just round the sand dune from Obi Wan, and Darth Vader never realised either of them were there? And Luke’s Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru never thought “gee, maybe a change of name might be prudent, just in case?”

    Also, in a universe swarming with lovely, exotic planets, why is Tatooine so damn popular? Why does so much important stuff happen there? Is it home to giant sandworms that produce a spice essential for space travel?

  • DoctorKillpatient

    Good job JJ. The next time when you show your friends the original trilogy, and they ask where are all the black and asian people, tell them that they are Stormtroopers… getting violently killed by white people.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    I prefer the Thong trilogy.

  • tOmy`

    Yea, it was much deeper.

  • tOmy`

    Yea, I think the original idea for Tatooine was the “dead end” planet, furthermore helping us realize Luke’s frustration of living in what appears to be upscale Baltimore.

    It was exactly the opposite from important. Just a shithole. The rest is just fandom sweeping into the actual movies, which to some degree, is very wrong.

  • JohnBigbooty

    Well, I’d like to think Lucas, besides getting the idea of Star Wars from The Hidden Fortress, also took the idea from that movie where the general trying to get the princess to the neighboring kingdom suggests not being too obvious about hiding her. Rather than acting suspicious everywhere, “hide a stone among stones” and have her walk around normally in crowded towns.

    ….But it’s more likely Lucas just didn’t notice or care. The coincidences through those movies aren’t so bad till you get to the prequels. Then it kicks into overdrive.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    no because Obi-wan changed his name to Old Ben…. covert!

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    The plot threads really got in there…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Darth Vader probably didn’t have much business to do on a remote planet on your the outer rim, nonetheless keep track of all the billions of people in the galaxy. Also, like in our world, there are probably multiple families of the same name, so you can’t assume that every Skywalker in the galaxy is related to you. Especially if you don’t have the slightest clue that the woman you choked to death still managed to pop out twins afterwards.

    Tatooine is so popular simply because deserts are easier to find on Earth than, say, places like this: http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/swfanon/images/2/2b/Atotfelucia.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140405142057

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Kuka päästi sut kuvaamaan meän mummolan pottupeltoon?!

  • Noodles

    Not sure how to feel about SW: Force Awakens…if this happened 16 years ago, I’d be all excited. Now I’m just bitter and cynical because of the prequels. Of course I’ll go see it, can’t seem to get enough of that special brand of abuse that only bad Star Wars films can deliver.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    You should probably do something about that giant cockroach. I recommend Raid. The fast kill, low irritant kind. It comes in the blue bottle.

  • TheManHole

    I can’t tell what is wrong with that photo it might be that it looks fake as shit!

  • Evertale

    Is Han Solo going to be a badass smuggler?

    “Part time…”

  • WrongWithYourFace

    And that’s why you film on a desert instead.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    On the other hand, you had people committing suicide because they wanted to live in Pandora…

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    I’m a little hesitant getting rid of anything with the word ‘cock’ in it…

  • Tyson

    Wasn’t it Plinkett who said “What matters is the movie.” Nice to hear that voice again, but a Plinkett preview isn’t the same as a Plinkett review. And bouncing between “look at all the things they might get wrong” to “This movie may be too good.” Really tells me nothing expect that this movie may be the worst thing since the the prequels or may be absolutely everything we ever hoped for in a modern Star Wars movie. Seems about as useful as someone telling me “That’s Luke’s voice.” It’s a new era for Star Wars both in the movies them selves and in how they are made. Ultimately “What matters is the movie.” Looking forward to some real Plinkett reviews and I’m very excited for this movie.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    good.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    A trailer just doesn’t lend itself for in-depth anal-sis.

  • TheManHole

    Well at least it can’t be any worse then the phantom menace…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyK_TaUuLng

  • Mr_Wint

    Is that a joke?

  • Mr_Wint

    Don’t let the liberal media fool you, most U.S. Cities are shit holes. Especially the super liberal ones.

  • Snake Squeezer

    phantom mean ass

  • Regan

    I’m more exited about Plinkett’s return than I am the new SW movie.

    100% serious.

  • TheManHole

    Jar Jar is the key to all of this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFu_dxwU-sk

  • Hank_Henshaw

    They really are hawking their cheap wares.

  • Disqus Dikus

    Jesus Christ! You made this rehashed schlock instead of a half in a bag episode? You are a bunch of hack crooks who think they can still surf on their long gone fame!

    Sellouts!

  • Jason

    that’s really not as hard to believe as you might think.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Be gone, Adam Sandler.

  • tOmy`

    What movie?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    What if the girl Jedi is Luke AND Leia’s daughter?

    Maybe it wasn’t just a kiss.

  • Mr_Wint

    Yeah, that joke just never gets old.

  • Mr_Wint

    Kinky

  • Palpatine

    What if she’s my daughter?

  • Mr_Wint

    *test tube baby

  • Earth

    Alongside “Yes, this”, you can tell RedLetterMedia hates its fans 😉

  • WhatPlanetAmIOn

    I think you may have gone too far in a few places with that joke.

  • Earth

    Who are all these people?

  • tOmy`

    Pawns.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Could be. Wasn’t the Emperor impotent, though? Using midichlorians to create life. Where’s the fun in that?

    Unless midichlorians is code for something else 😉

  • Cream-A-Thon

    At what point do we burn out on Star Wars trailer re-makes? I’ve seen at least two with kittens and expect more along with Lego, Transformer, and Harry Potter variants surely on their way. Since these trailers aren’t even trailers anymore just what part of fandom does this fall into?

  • Earth

    3-2-3-4, 4-2-3 AND

  • Cream-A-Thon

    They were just a couple of fans looking to make their way in commenting… ?

  • Cream-A-Thon

    He’s a nasty gash.

  • Earth

    You’d think R2 and C3P0 would’ve been thrown to scrap by now. Again, I hope that R2 is just in a flashback. Same with C3P0.

    If we have to have all these old remnants from the original trilogy, I hope they only appear in this movie and not in the next two. The new characters need space to breathe.

    You’re right, only Luke should be allowed to stay on as Ghost Luke.

  • Earth

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • Hank_Henshaw

    As for Plinkett’s secret fear that new Star Wars will be “too good” making the originals look too quaint and boring… I’ll take quaint and boring original E.T. over JJ’s Super 8 any time, every time.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    RedLetterMedia Meta +5

  • Hank_Henshaw

    …and with the fans they have, why wouldn’t they?

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I See What You Did There +5

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    With fans like me, who needs stalkers? Wait…

  • Evertale

    He certainly diminished the effects of his weight.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Yeah, you. Especially you. 😛

  • Earth

    I wish they would kill that whole “Sith” concept. You know, the thing where everyone’s called Darth for some reason. Vader was a Jedi who turned to the Dark Side, explaining why he was evil and why he had a lightsabre.

    Now it turns out that Vader and Palpy weren’t unique or anything, they were just part of a big long line of “Sith” assholes dedicated to fighting the Jedi for some reason. You can have a bad guy with a red lightsabre, but why does he have to be a “Sith” with vague pre-established goals?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    GIJoe had Cobra. X-Men had The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants. The Justice League had The Legion of Doom. Real Madrid has Barcelona (not sure which is the most evil here). Celtics had Lakers (same as the last case). The Jedi have The Sith.

  • Earth

    It’s boring cartoon logic. It means every star wars movie will be Assassin’s Creed, with assassins and templars forever in a pointless war with each other for apparently no reason other than that one group has red swords and the others blue and green.

  • Palpatine

    The whole Jedi vs. Sith backstory should’ve been explained in Episode I. Because there is a backstory, and it would explain Darth Maul’s line about the Sith getting their revenge.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Uuh, I love Revenge. Too bad it got cancelled…

  • Michael Collins

    Fuck star wars, seriously, fuck it.
    Fuck the fan boys who love or hate this or that about fuck knows what.
    Fuck the media for driving this shit franchise down every ones throats, like it means something.
    Fuck Plinket for pointing all this out.
    And fuck you, just fuck the fuck off….

    Thank you

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Aww, thank you!

  • Palpatine

    Sir, are you under the influence of alcoholic substances at the moment?

  • Snake Squeezer

    More like, Tom Collins… amirite? amirite?!

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Not if you did it on the dark side. ITB!

  • bruce wayne

    Heh heh heh, YESSSS, YESSS! Let the hate flow through you. Soon this thread will be crushed, and young Collins will be one of us.

  • Palpatine

    Hey, I’m supposed to say that!

  • Disqus Dikus

    Adam Sandals is the best actor alive. You are tasteless.

  • Disqus Dikus

    Nothing is excessive around a Star Wars movie.

  • bruce wayne

    I know this reply seems dismissive, and lots of folks think it’s an insult to your “inability to get it.” But I just have to point out that, if you don’t care for the way a franchise is haled, written, directed, whatever; you can always just stop watching it.
    I hated what Heros, Lost , Enterprise, and Smallville started to become, ergo, I moved along (see what I did there) to other shows that weren’t annoying me. Just a suggestion.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Star Wars Schmar Wars, this is where it’s at! I’m so penis pumped for this movie!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLoyU3xYwbs

  • bruce wayne

    But it was stylistically designed to be that way.

  • bruce wayne

    And then you saw it… Oooooh!

  • Palpatine

    I thought you were more excited for Jurassic World?

  • Earth

    And that’s why I haven’t watched the prequels in years, and haven’t read any fanfiction crap or watched the Clone Wars or Rebels or whatever.

    I’m just pointing out that I’m disappointed that we have to continue with this “Sith” business when the storytelling could be far better and more interesting than that. I’m gonna see it because I hope the new series will be better than I think it will be, and will have other things going for it that I’ll enjoy.

    Jesus, why should disliking one thing mean I should abandon it entirely?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Yup, because those lightsabre toys sell like hot cakes.

  • Earth

    Just mentioning Phantom Menace reminds me how broken and useless a mess that film was.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    I’m losing my faith for seeing Prabs…

  • bruce wayne

    Yeah, but that’s the way of things; THIS IS MAMERICA!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    You know who else is after revenge? Harry’s Dollar Store Cashier Wife’s ghost.

  • Earth

    FUCK OFF GHOST!

  • bruce wayne

    No need to get your bandolier in a bunch. As I said, just a suggestion.

  • quick_moranis

    I’m actually pretty indifferent to Star Wars, but I’m pumped for this movie because it means a new Plinkett review and I’m pumped for a Plinkett review because Plinkett is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuedZ1Y_dU4

  • bruce wayne

    Sorry Palpy, just trying to help an old geezer out.

  • bruce wayne

    It’ll take roughly about the same amount of time IT TOOK TO MAKE THE GREAT WALL OF CHIIINA!

  • Earth

    How do you get a bandolier in a bunch? Like a pile of bullets? Or just a knotted up bandolier?

  • bruce wayne

    Well… If your a Wookie it could just get all snarled up in that nappy pelt. Aside from that I got nothing.

  • Earth

    It’s good to see Andie MacDowell got some work away from the tollbooth for a bit.

  • Aleksandras Ševčenko

    I’m much more excited for the prospect of another plinkett review then the actual star wars movie…

  • Yeah, fuck you, too. Fuck *me*? Fuck *you*, Fuck you and this whole
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    No. No, fuck you, Michael Collins. You had it all, and you threw it away, you *dumb* *fuck*!

  • bruce wayne

    Your journey toward the dark side is complete. From this moment on you will be known as Darth… Hater!

  • Tomas Weissbeck

    Sublime! I love seeing so much creative endeavour in the comments forum. Down with YT Comments!

  • bruce wayne

    Sorry again Palpy, but you’re too slow old man. Time to hang up the old robe thingy.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Don’t forget about the pantaloons!

  • Cream-A-Thon
  • Palpatine

    So speaking of Indiana Jones, who would you guys say is the best looking girl from the films?

  • Bahareh Khosravi

    He looks like he could use a kitchen counter to hold on to. Get the Tay Zonday video!

  • bruce wayne

    Nah the pantaloons are just so stylish.

  • Tomas Weissbeck

    Am I the only one who wants to hear good prequel stories most of all? I mean, story-wise, only the prequels could possibly be interesting. Just imagine all the great shit it could’ve been made up as a backstory, but we got George Lucas’ “original vision” crap instead (see Dexter Jettster).

    Also, considering the final comment at the end of this video, it seems Mike loses his faith in the future of Hollywood more and more as time passes. I imagine him editing a sigh-filled episode of Half In the Bag, his eyes clouded by tears, and Mulholland Drive repeating on a loop on a TV in the back.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Short Round.

  • Palpatine
  • Cream-A-Thon

    I knew I’d seen/heard this somewhere. Thanks!

  • bruce wayne

    Oh… That’s just… Wrong. But freakin hilarious. No one else need comment, you’re not going to top that.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Silly boy, you are supposed to swallow! Kids these days…

  • Uncle Sporkums

    Exactly, and why does he have to be “In the tradition of Darth Vader”? ENOUGH with the pandering shit! An original villain (not the ones in the prequels) can be good if done right.

  • Uncle Sporkums

    What if she were a PIG’s Daughter?
    (Squeal)

  • Palpatine

    But the whole point of the Prequels was to get Anakin in the Darth Vader suit. And sell a bunch of toys. Even Dexter Jettster ones:
    http://jedibusiness.com/images/actionFigures/e2/e2_DexterJettster_Big_2.jpg

  • Uncle Sporkums

    So, how’d they wind up on everybody’s blocked list?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    7edgy9me

  • TheManHole

    I don’t want to live on this planet anymore :S

  • Cream-A-Thon

    No time for oral, Doctor Jones!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    What if I told you… I had that in a box somewhere?

  • Red Skeleton

    Ok, only gonna say this once:

    In an hour and a half, “Yes. This.” will be playing a film: After everyone around Natalie Portman gets killed she teams up with a creepy manchild with violent tendencies who she proceeds to shamelessly cocktease. Together they go on the run form a cartoonishly ham-fisted villain. Heavily edited in the states due to an assassin trying to teach a child the ropes of his trade.

    Yes it’s Episode Tw-

    Oh, no wait, it’s some shitty french movie called Leon. Aka The Professional.

  • tOmy`

    Well, I didn’t bitch about music for quite some time, so here you go:

    “Science proves there were exactly three pop music revolutions, so that’s settled”

    The first revolution comes in 1964, with the dying out of traditional jazz and blues chords during the British Invasion of The Beatles and The Rolling Stones. The second occurred in 1983, when new technology ushered in the ascent of synthesizers, drum machines, and samplers—meaning Eurythmics were more of a musical revolution than The Clash, which it will please everyone to know. The last revolution took place in 1991, with the mainstreaming of rap and hip-hop, which researcher Dr. Matthias Mauch describes as “the biggest…rap and hip-hop don’t use a lot of harmony. The emphasis is on speech sounds and rhythm. This was a real revolution: suddenly it was possible that you had a pop song without harmony.”

  • Cream-A-Thon

    “If history teaches us anything, it is simply this: every revolutions carries within it the seeds of its own destruction and empires that rise will one day fall.”

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    You mean those anti-wrinkle commercials she’s been doing the last twenty years?

  • dejectedchuckle

    Mike slash Plinkett worries that kids wont be interested in the old Star Wars because the new ones will be too good or too modern but I wonder if kids are even remotely interested in Star Wars to begin with? That trailer had a lot of stuff for people who know what Star Wars is (like that tool saying It’s Luke’s voice) but does it do anything for those who are going to be new to star wars?

    When I saw the Avengers it was the adults that reacted to the Star Wars trailer more than the couple of kids at the screening. The kid sitting near me was a lot more excited about that Jurassic World trailer–enough so to elicit an audible “holy crap” from him that got him in trouble with his mom.

    That’s enough though, I guess. Mom and Dad are the ones buying tickets…

  • Palpatine

    Are you kidding me? Kids love Star Wars! From what I hear, parents who grew up with Original Trilogy prefer to show their kids the Originals instead of the Prequels. I think it just depends on how you introduce your kids to Star Wars. If you have kids, and they want to see the new film, then show them the Originals first.

  • CynicalOptimist22 .

    That whole “controversy” over Boyega was fucking embarrassing though.

  • Tshi

  • Roddy

    Guyz, The Translation on 3:30 to 3:34 is from an actual african Language in Kenya called Kikuyu. Basically the guy says “Hey you guyz over there, come here!” which as you see doesn’t actually match Lando’s reponse

  • dollar store cashier wife

    these bitch ass nerds forgot about Yeezus.

  • joey

    ahhh, lets all watch Dynasty.. Fuck StarMars

  • Zarathustrian

    Meh…too bad the RedLetterMedia turned politically correct with their new-found fame. All things come to an end; all things die; and this was the death of RLM. iDubbbz is the new thing, until popularity and shit kills that too.

  • Palpatine

    RLM has died. Long live RLM.

  • Zarathustrian

    Also, putting characters form Kotor I and II in there and making comparisons to Marvel and whatever else, probably even the prequel trilogy, is pretty retarded in itself. Kotor I and II is the original trilogy incarnate when it comes to videogames. Why do you think they made, or tried to make and failed miserably, a sequel to it in an mmo that was and probably still is one of the most expensive games ever made.

    Again, the Kotor duology is one of the best things about Star Wars apart from the original trilogy films. Hell, I’d even say they are much, much better. But when you haven’t even experienced it, in its time, then it is just the same as everything else right, just like how the youth today can’t tell the difference between the original ands the prequels. A scary course of existence and history, huh?

  • Bubs

    Not sure if trolling or handicapped.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Soo is media really not as good today or are there just more jesus and hitlers online to submit their complaints? When I was a kid we played in the backyard with a stick and used our imagination. Kids can still do that if we let them. It’s adults remaking these films.

  • tOmy`

    I think it is considered a “progress”, however I am not sure if people calling it that way heard that word before.

  • Earth

    Something akin to Jabba the Hutt would be nice. You know? A villain not affiliated to either the empire or rebels or jedi who’s maybe taught himself how to build and wield a lightsabre and is amassing his own forces?

    Actually, the idea of a third element appearing, maybe attacking both empire and rebel forces, sounds cool.

  • Earth

    Or better, don’t show them the prequels at all…

  • Zarathustrian

    I am pretty sure you are mentally retarded. And I am not saying that because of your vile abuse of that profile pic of Bubbles.

    Bet you are one of those that started to watch Trailer Park Boys only when it became available and popular on Netflix.

    I also suspect you to be Norwegian, which fits with your absorption of popular things through Netflix, as most of the retarded Norwegian population work in that narrow, spoon-fed way. Heck, I bet you were one of those latecomers to the Plinkett-videos as well.

  • Palpatine

    That’s kind of what I’m saying. The action scenes will have them just staring at the TV, while the boring scenes will make them go off and play with their toys.

  • Bubs

    Got it, trolling. Thanks for getting back to me so quick!

    In lieu of me giving you a real response, instead I want you to have this picture of me reading your comment.

    http://gifmaker.cc/PlayGIFAnimation.php?folder=2015042118bkCtPAgnATcTDVozq3FHdW&file=output_XHSeqa.gif

  • Uncle Sporkums

    Exactly! Someone even had the idea of a group of Rebels staging a mutiny. Hell THAT would certainly be different.

  • Bubs

    I’m going to bet all 7 of the dollars in my wallet that the “Chewie, we’re home” scene will not even appear in the movie. It’s just there to lure people into the theaters. Thanks for the money, suckers loyal fans!

  • Zarathustrian

    I take your total avoidance of everything I said as confirmation that I was 100% right in my assessment of you.

    Go back to Netflix, you hack hipster…

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Saying you like something in the interwebz shows weakness.

  • Bubs
  • Hank_Henshaw

    OH MY GAAAAAAD! Mind blown! I’m reading comments from youtube, and I like how people that know the language find it funny and not racist.

  • Earth

    That’d be brilliant.

    (just anything other than evil empire/”sith” vs rebels/jedi…

  • Bubs

    Media’s not getting worse, expectations are getting higher. Movies have now been around for more than 100 years and we’ve seen every variation of every story ever told at this point.

    Being creative is actually pretty difficult. It’s very easy to be derivative and pump out the same Comic Book movie week after week and rake in piles of cash. So that’s what we get.

  • Michael Collins

    Whiskey/rocks

  • Uncle Sporkums

    Agreed.

  • Palpatine

    The media’s not bad, it’s just out of fresh ideas. I think you can separate the era’s of film into two parts; Pre-Star Wars, and Post-Star Wars. Before the first Star Wars movie came out, Hollywood was fresh out of ideas and films weren’t making their money back. Then Star Wars came along and changed everything. Whether it changed things for better for worse is up for debate, however.

  • Jason Ross

    The girl with the lip piercing in the lower frame who is weeping whilst watching the trailer, is my wife actually. Please defer from commenting here that you would like to pee in her butt.

    Thanks in advance.

  • Bubs

    You’d like to take credit for that wouldn’t you, Palpy.

  • Palpatine

    What film would say changed the film industry?

  • tOmy`

    I am not going to take your opinions as valid until you prove that you are not in fact a narrow-minded, spoon-fed hack hipster.

    LET THE TRIAL BEGIN. I purpose some kind of decathlon.

  • Bubs

    None of them. It’s like saying “How did Birds come from Dinosaurs?” They didn’t. It was a long, slow (and painful), evolutionary process.

    There are watershed movies which are a landmark in retrospect, Star Wars being one of them, but if Star Wars was never written, the industry probably wouldn’t be all that different.

  • tOmy`

    Netflix is not available in my country. Does it mean I am smart?

    Please, post a comment on this webzone and let me know what conclusion can we draw from this information.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Right because Jaws came out two years before SW and was pretty much the original blockbuster.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Well, now kids play with a selfie stick.

  • This was your 666th comment. Aliens?

  • Cream-A-Thon

    No no no… interdimensional bein’s.

  • Jason Ross

    No that would have been somewhere in the area of my 51st comment.

  • Bubs

    I can’t prove that…. BECAUSE IT’S TRUE!

  • tOmy`

    The problem is that (and this is loosely based on my own concept of understanding moopies), you do need to have an antagonist of some sort in a science-fantasy genre.

    If we somehow accept this as a fact, we can quickly look at the old Star Wars. New Hope’s antagonist can in fact be “Death Star”. Luke is not a proper Jedi yet, therefore his abilities are limited to pressing a button, taking off his targeting device and raping no-moon manually.

    But when your heroes get stronger and stronger (especially when they posses some kind of superpowers), you need to “match” them with someone like another person with superpowers.

    Now consider the fact that this movie will take place in a galaxy far, far away, yet not THAT long time ago. As in, we are taking a leap forward in time and Luke is pretty much gonna be a badass Force-r, most likely level 90 by now, meaning he can kick all sorts of asses and make every women come just by penetration.

    So if he were to fight like… smuggling operation or something, it would most likely be over before people even finish their popcorn. Now I may be completely wrong about this, but there is, unfortunately, increasing need for “superpowered enemies” as your own heroes grow on strength. You can notice this trend in books, movies and games – basically almost everywhere, where you have a concept of “overpowered” being needing to fight something and then adding more and more sequels and parts on top of it. Considering that Jedis are pretty much Space Obama of Star Wars universe, Siths are, by default, the most obvious and ultimate enemy you can toss in the mix to make it both “fair” and interesting.

    However, I am very interested if someone has an actual idea for something else to be done with this issue.

  • zaz926

    Dr. Elsa Schneider… she talks in her sleep.

  • Interdimensional Biehns? Beans? http://1.fwcdn.pl/ph/60/49/546049/443287.1.jpg

  • Cream-A-Thon

    That’s a face that’s seen some things.

  • Bubs

    Well I think this is Earth’s point (and I agree with him) and it’s also the point that Plinkett makes in nearly all of his reviews. Sith Vs Jedi = Video Gamey. It’s hard to give a shit. However, Rebels Vs. Evil Empire, that shit happens all the time in real life.

    Luke can have super powers, but he’s still (human?). He has his weaknesses and flaws. This is what makes him interesting. Lucas tried to ruin that by making the Jedi all-powerful superheroes but there’s still time for JJ to undo that.

    It’d be more interesting to see Some Group (who also have Jedi’s as members) Vs. Some Other Group.

    Even more interesting, what if SomeGroup and SomeOtherGroup both have Jedis AND Sith as members? Can Jedi and Sith work together to accomplish a singular goal? Who cares, it would be interesting to watch. And it’d be a lot fucking better than GenericGoodGuys Vs. GenericBadGuys for the 50th time.

  • Years of fighting space aliens, underwater aliens, cyborgmen from the future, the devil, terrorists, future dictators and blood dragons does that to you.

  • tOmy`

    Yep, what you are describing is a perfect world scenario. Unfortunately, dumb, spoon-fed Norwegian masses (TOO SOON?!) won’t care about anything substantial, as long as it doesn’t swing 8 swords around, doing all kinds of Skrillex noises.

    I absolutely agree things could be done in a different, much better manner. I am just simply pointing out the reason why that, most likely, won’t happen. Just because:

    1) It would deserve an actual thought and a concept;
    2) And that concept would ultimately make it more booooaaaaring to your general audience.

    Again, just my opinion.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I want to pee in her butt.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Shouldn’t Cinco de Star Wars mean that we should be talking about Juan Solo and not Hans Solo?

  • tOmy`

    Surprising lack of immigrant jokes as well.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Maybe in this Star Wars, Juan Solo will tell us about his son Juan, and his other son Juan, and his daughter Juanita.

    End with “I’m just keeeeedding.”

    Why Adam Sandler hasn’t done this movie is beyond me.

  • Hans Solo is Dutch.
    Also,
    “They’re all named Juan!”
    “I’m just keeeeeeding.”
    — Jack and Jill.
    Man, I’m surprised that those Mexicans didn’t storm off Adam Sandler’s set like the Native Americans did.
    I can’t really blame those Native Americans because 1) Adam Sandler is a racist clit-licker and 2) I’d rather be pounding Jay’s mound at The Manhole than be in an Adam Sandler movie, too.

  • So the theater near me is only playing ‘Avengers 2’ in 3D, as if a popcorn movie written by Hollywood’s quip-iest asshole wasn’t obnoxious enough without Scarlett Johansson’s tits popping out of the screen.
    (I like Joss Whedon– I’m just grumpy.)
    I think I’m skipping this one.

  • Cat Stowell

    Just watched children of dune and that quote opens the film.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Even in 4 dimensions a shitty movie remains shitty.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Sorry you’re grumpy.

  • The only movie I need in more than 2 dimensions is ‘Buckaroo Banzai.’ It perfectly utilized all 8 dimensions.

  • Wellllll… I’m actually kind of grumpy with Joss Whedon.
    I don’t like Twitter hate mobs, but when I saw that they chased him off of Twitter, all I could really think was, “Eh. You reap what you sow.”
    This is the guy who said that Jurassic World looked “70’s era sexist” but then he made Black Widow all self-loathing because she can’t have babies.
    It’s the hypocrisy that bothers me more than anything. If you’re going to be a self-righteous dick on Twitter, you could at least live up to the standards of your own sanctimony.

  • Zarathustrian

    It’s funny because you haven’t said anything worthwhile and all you do is spam alot of shit with childish gifs and videos while you pretend that I am the troll here. But yeah, sure, people with opinions are idiots, right? It’s not like you are hanging out on a site that got known for being extremely opinionated about a thing. Oh, wait…

  • Steven Burgas

    Jesus Fucking Christ… HOW THE FUCK do you get so many hits with this unfunny shit?

    Fuck you and your fans.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    The ‘can’t have babies’ didn’t bother me too much, and I could kinda relate because I don’t even want kids, but sometimes feel like a jerk for not wanting kids, depending on the situation.

    Just a different point of view, is all.

  • tOmy`
  • Earth

    I don’t mind having a biggerrer and baderer enemy, I just dislike that it’s the ones we’ve seen before, and in the style of, as someone mentioned the Legion of Doom.

    I thought the idea of rebels rebelling against the rebellion itself sounded like a neat idea. More about internal conflict and personal feelings than which enemy has the most uberpowers.

    When I mentioned Jabba the Hutt, I didn’t actually mean a crime syndicate, I just a third element outside of the forces we’ve seen previously. Jabba fits this pretty well, being a power with influence all on his own. I’ve always loved the idea of an arch nemesis, an enemy in even ability to that of the protagonist, so I wouldn’t mind seeing that in this movie. I just wish it wasn’t something under the title of something as stupid as “Sith”

  • Love you, boo.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    However, I will agree that it wasn’t needed in the movie. Using humans as target practice and showing no remorse is enough of a reason to think you’re a monster. Adding more to that is just overkill and takes away from how she felt in the first avengers film.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I can’t walk through this gif.

    How the fuck do I walk through this gif?!

  • At the same time, though, Joss Whedon said the ‘Jurrasic’ clip was sexist because Chris Pratt was a free-willing spirit and the woman was a straight-laced bureaucrat.
    I’m not really saying that babies thing bothers me, I’m just saying that he couldn’t call something “70’s era sexist” over something that could be interpreted as marginally-misogynistic if he’s going to do ANOTHER woman stereotype.
    This wouldn’t really bother me so much if Joss just wasn’t so preachy and willing to denounce something as sexist just because he “Oh-Geek-Feminist-King” declares it to be so.
    I’m FINE with feminism! I actually AM a feminist. But, I don’t know, Joss Whedon just drips with condescension when he broaches the topic.

  • On the OTHER hand, though, I haven’t actually seen the movie and have only read about this whole kerfuffle, so… maybe I should reserve judgment until I’ve actually seen this thing.

  • “Come with me… and you’ll be… in a WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION!”

  • Earth

    Take a chill pill and do some tae bo buddy.

  • tOmy`

    This page is sexist because there is not enough female presenters. It is also sexist because there is not enough women commenters. Statistics show that women actually do too use computer and internet, therefore we are all sexist, because this webzone does not fill a quota I am going to back up with my hate-full comments against boys.

    There. This is exactly how I see modern feminism. It is a damn shame, because for a while, I cared for this issue.

    Now everything sucks.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Ahhh. When we walked out after the movie was over, we complained about other stuff with the movie. The whole “infertile monster” thing came up on various articles, and I was like “Whut?”

  • Earth

    Modern feminism is fine. It’s tumblr girls and whiny YouTubers and twitterers that suck.

  • Yes, they’ve gone full SJW.

    Which is why they made another joke saying that the co-pilot from RoTJ was a Mexican.

    There’s a difference between being obnoxiously politically correct and stating the obvious that it’s retarded so many people are upset about a black guy being cast in the new Star Wars.

  • And the fact that there’s never a black reviewer in Redlettermedia means that they’re all hate-mongering racists.
    Either Redlettermedia frequently pays lip-service to social justice, otherwise they, in their infernal ways, will propagate the insidious white cis-hetriarchy.
    And, yeah… I get what you mean. The people fighting for social justice are poisoning their own movement.
    And it’s a shame, because I really, really want these issues to be resolved. But people keep fucking it up.
    Everything sucks.


    The weather’s getting pretty nice where I am, though. So that’s good.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Maybe it’s because we keep washing our computers and air drying them that we don’t use the computer so much.

    http://www.dirtbusters.ie/power-washing-ireland-images/office-equipment-cleaning.jpg

  • Jason

    ya, people shouldn’t hate him because he’s black. they should hate him because his nostrils take up half the screen, yet still breathes through his mouth.

  • I think it’s because we feel the need to inject identity politics into escapist entertainment.
    I honestly think that Redlettermedia is one of the few remaining corners of the internet that actually cares about a movie’s story rather than searching for its socio-political ramifications with a fine-tooth comb.

  • Please don’t say “retarded.”
    The people who were complaining about a black guy being in Star Wars are “very special individuals.”

  • Earth

    Can I still say Neanderthal?

  • I forgot saying that could get me into internet trouble now.

  • Goddamn right.
    #retardshaming

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Yeah. RLM also has a Hollywood angle that other places don’t have. I could see Mike and Jay watching this film, and going “There were so many producers overseeing this film, and it shows.” Before RLM I never noticed it, but now I do.

  • Jason

    I hope Han and Chewie try to start up a musical duo, then someone puts a price of 20 000 dinars on their heads and hijinks ensue.

  • tOmy`

    This actually does sound pretty retarded.

  • tOmy`

    As I have been once told:

    “Black Widow is sexy, because she is this male fantasy. Thor is sexy, because he is this male fantasy.”

    Seriously.

    Well… get a fantasy then? How is that my problem? Or even better, why should I be judged for it?

  • Snake Squeezer

    Who let all these a**holes in here?

  • tOmy`

    This made me giggle. Anyway, since I didn’t see the movie (nor am I planning on seeing it), I am gonna quickly leave this conversation before I say even more grumpy stuff.

    Hope you are doing better, nice to see you around!

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I’m glad you think my comment is pretty.

  • tOmy`

    You have to say the magic words. I am sure that person pretty much nailed them.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Ugh, they really do. I had a student pull one out in class. so lame! haha

  • We get Black Widow in a sexy, slim-fitting outfit.
    The ladies get Loki.
    You ask me, it’s pretty even.

  • Earth

    My issue is that for some reason you’re not even allowed to take on a poc or woman or whatever now because now suddenly you’re “pandering” and politically correct (can I point out this phrase actually makes little sense? What the fuck does “politically correct” even mean? That you support the political system?) The point is apparently nobodys allowed to win. If you cast a woman you’re “pandering”, if you cast a white man you’re racist. My problem with this is that nobody ever seems to consider that maybe they were just right for the role?

  • Like Icare

    That only works with cats.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I think if you leave a light on long enough all the bugs are drawn toward it. Wait. I dunno what I’m talkin’ bout. Hold on I’m swattin’ flies!

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    And then there’s Harry Dean Stanton, in case you want something a little different.

  • I don’t want to live in a world where things aren’t horribly overcomplicated.

  • tOmy`

    It’s funny, because majority sees it this way. The problem is that the minority is heard much more.

    I saw first Avengers with my girlfriend. We both laughed at both Black Widow and shirtless dudes. She liked the way Robert looks. I liked the occasional (unnecessary) butt / boob shot. We both loved Samuel using bazooka.

    We went home, cracked jokes about none of us being hotter than A-list celebrities. We both enjoyed the movie.

    I am pretty sure that makes us terrorists or something by now.

  • Terrorists… or worse…
    …movie fans…

  • Earth

    Why can’t the universe do anything right?!

  • Like Icare

    This reminds me that I have three keyboards I washed in the dishwasher which I have not tried to check if they work.

    Theoretically, there should be no reason why they should not work. It’s just mesh and foil and cable and actual electronic components barely get wet at all and are all mostly solid state now.
    Unlike them laptop keyboards…

  • All right… I just unleashed all my opinions in an insane torrent of rambling. I better check out before I wind up making a complete imbecile of myself.
    Catch you later, guys.
    (Or girls, if you have a vagina. Or are Bruce Jenner.)

  • Oh, yeaaahhhhhh.

  • Earth

    You’re a.. a teacher?

  • Jason

    If I had to rank my enthusiasm and optimism for the new Abrams Wars, I’d put it somewhere between meeting an ex-girlfriend and having a colonoscopy: really I’m just hoping I don’t get completely shit on.

  • dejectedchuckle

    That America cat hilarious by the way, great find.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    RLM is not UNICEF, expecting them to be Mothers Theresa, Superior, and Invention is unreasonable. You are correct however, everything just sucks.

  • I think it’s PERFECTLY reasonable to harangue RLM into catering to my every whim.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I think that comes into play here because of Plinkett’s discussion about Samuel Jackson getting picked for Mace Windu because of Hollywood’s “Urban Market” phenomenon.

    It then becomes this whole “Well, that’s definitely Hollywood pandering for demographics segmentation” vs. “They picked her because she’s a wonderful actor and is perfect for this role.”

    That person could also just be really popular right now, or have good name recognition.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Well, then they’ll never get Space Cop done.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Almost every single person here wouldn’t mind Rich Evans and Plinkett fucking them.

    Then there’s some weird guy on here with a thing for Jay Bauman, but he wasn’t mentioned in your comment.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    You could just get shit on before going to see the movie. Then no one would want to sit next to you. You might even get the theater all to yourself. Then there’s no screaming fans to further ruin your AA Roberts viewing experience.

    Trying to think positive.

  • Sure its not as funny as the other things Redlettermedia puts out. Plinkett is just a small part of all the work they do. The original genious is a guy called Jay Baumann who has a great Vlog. You really should watch it and think again on calling this crap. Its so dense. Every frame.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWiE0jqlCxE

  • Earth

    I feel there’s a difference here though. An entire generation has grown up with Star Wars. You see plenty of black people and other poc (i hate the phrase “poc” but whatever) on the internet in stupid reaction videos and shit all jizzing out at the idea of more Star Wars.

    Samuel L Jackson was, and is, a big name, and brought in not just the urban market demographic but a lot of his fans as well. Nobody really cares about John Boyega. (#haventseenattacktheblockyetwillgetroundtoiteventually)

  • RLMkeepitup

    part time

  • Palpatine

    Why are we being so un-optimistic Episode VII? Has RLM turned us all into a bunch of cynical assholes? Am I going insane? Are those vultures?

  • Earth

    We’re letting the hate flow through us Palpy, just like you told us to.

  • Like Icare

    Wait… I’M THE ONE for whom Thor is supposed to be sexy?

    And all this time I thought that’s what Darcy and the twins are for.
    Boy, are those movies badly calibrated. Sending all the wrong messages…

  • Cream-A-Thon

    No Palpy, they’re birds.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Ah. I took your comment to mean movies in general, not just Star Wars. “Boyega shouldn’t be a Storm Trooper” or whatever this was all about does seem silly.

  • Earth
  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Plinkett hasn’t made an official review of the movie to tell us how we’re supposed to feel.

  • Weird *guy?*
    Like, singular?
    Ohhh, Domo, how wrong you are.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    We only focus on the most vocal, not the silent majority.

  • Earth

    I was meaning general movies, but I think with actors like Samuel L Jackson and in the original trilogy’s case, Billy Dee Williams had a more calculated approach to them, chosen because they were popular, and black, while with things like Boyega and that Fantastic Four controversy and other bullshit there just doesn’t seem like any reason to complain about the casting.

  • Im kind of optimistic. I think it will be a fun ride.

    EDIT! Im just not psyched like all them teenagers and… ehm… “otherkind” of adults.

  • Imesseduptheemail

    Most of the negative reactions I saw to the Stormtrooper thing were people pissed about soldiers cloned from a white guy being black all of a sudden. That’s about the only even remotely valid issue, but even then I’m pretty sure it was said that, while the first Stormtroopers were all clones, they eventually started recruiting normal people as well. Which’d explain it. Not that you have to care about Prequel/EU crap if you don’t want to, and not like he couldn’t have been someone pretending to be a Stormtrooper (which it seems like he was anyway.)

  • By the way, I know I’ve made some kind of scary comments in the past about the standing of my mental health, so I just want to say now that I’m feeling like a person again.
    Brain medicine helps. And therapy.
    And the power of Love.
    But mostly brain medicine.

  • “Aren’t you a little black for a stormtrooper?’

  • Earth

    If they started recruiting normal people it again just begs the question as to why people even consider the prequels canon anymore? Literally nothing in them has anything of consequence or connects well to the original trilogy.

    “And he was a good friend.”
    “I HATE YOU!!!!!!”

  • CynicalOptimist22 .

    Shhhhh he can’t help that. Plastic surgery is risky business.

  • Jason

    keep trying, domo.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Eh, sometimes I can see people being upset with an established character having that type of change made vs. a new character. Like some people think only a heavy set person should play Amanda Waller. Why? Not quite sure, but I could see their point if that’s how the character has always been played, especially for a character that’s physically looks like she’s barreling her way to get what she wants in her military position. Having someone lean could potentially take that aspect away from her.

    My particular problem is I feel diversity in Hollywood’s world only counts for one race. I would probably be fine with Aishwarya Rai playing Wonder Woman, but it feels like Asians and other minorities that aren’t black are stuck with the stereotypical roles Hollywood lays out for them. Which feels unfair to me. I’m sure there are exceptions to this notion, but it doesn’t seem common enough to me.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    “I believe that someone should become a person like other people.”

  • Jason

    I wouldn’t even call it cynicism, just a basic understanding of what’s going on. These movies are being made for one reason: to cash-in on nostalgia and branding. You saw what Abrams did with Star Trek, ya?
    Now there is a small glimmer of hope: that in the process of milking this cashcow for all its worth, they accidentally stumble their way into making a satisfying and entertaining movie. But don’t kid yourself, that isn’t their primary goal; their goal is to tickle the nostalgia centres of your brain into your wallet falls out of your pants.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Give it a couple years. People will feel the way you do when the burnout kicks in. Give it another decade of nothing from the franchise and the warm fuzzies start back up again.

  • Like Icare

    Speaking of Jay…

    I rewatched Salton Sea today.
    And it is uncanny how much a younger, thinner, junkie-tweaker-acting Val Kilmer looks like Jay.

  • Like Icare

    …also, booze.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Pizza Rolls sometimes help, too.

    And fucking your cat.

    So I’m told.

  • Dthh Isard

    Louie CK is mexican-american.

  • Mr_Wint

    These aren’t the videos you’re looking for.

  • Starwolf Champ

    Even Mr Plinkett find racism appalling. One day he will unite all race on earth with the power of pizza rolls.

  • Starwolf Champ

    Indiana Jones

  • Starwolf Champ

    Personally I would love for a studio to do a Star Wars CGI movie base on the Thrawn trilogy. Whatever I’m not excited about the new film.

  • Starwolf Champ

    “Shut your fucking face”

    -Mr Plinkett

  • Bubs

    But yeah, sure, people with opinions are idiots, right?

    False. Just people with opinions like yours. Your arguments have the cohesiveness of a Star Wars Prequel plot.

  • Bubs

    What kind of brain medicine are you taking? I prefer Coors brand, myself.

  • Mr_Wint

    Don’t try to reason with a troll.

  • VvdD

    Makes me think of the “Predators” trailer. It shows a scene where like 10 predator laser dots collect on the main character chest all at once, even though that epic scene wasn’t even in the fricking movie.

  • Mr_Wint

    Mark Ruffalo: ‘Joss Whedon is a deeply committed feminist’.
    What a bunch of pany waste sorry excuses for men if they can’t even stand behind their work and take a little flake from anonymous, dickless fucks sitting behind a computer they built from money their mom and dad gave them.

  • Mr_Wint

    I don’t consider the prequels cannon.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Watchu talkin’ bout, Flaw?

  • Bubs

    As a retarded, black, politician I take issue with the fact that you used the words “retard”, “black”, and “politic” in this statement. I’ll except your apology in the form of tweets, public shaming, corporate bribes, government handouts, or campaign donations.

    As an added note, I would appreciate if, in the future, you would refrain from using words like “Mexican”, “the”, and “Star Wars”, as they offend my Native American Heritage. Thank you.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I still love the way Legolambs handled it in their trailer spoof.

  • Bubs

    Why is this news? Who cares? Feminists? What have they accomplished? Joss Whedon? So What? Rhetorical questions? Question marks?

    But seriously, this is about as newsworthy as what I had for breakfast this morning. While we’re on the topic, it was a bacon wrap. Let’s all discuss for 40 pages because it matters.

    Send me an email if you want an update on my breakfast. I should have more news pertaining to it in 4-6 hours depending on how much fiber I eat. You can email me at WhyIsThisNews@INeedARealLife.com

  • Mr_Wint

    You know Mr. B, I did so happen want to know what you had for breakfast. Why didn’t you broadcast it for us all to hear before I made that comment. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

  • Thanatos2k

    This was like a warm blanket.

  • Thanatos2k

    I think you may have contracted Marvelitis.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    the actor playing Django Fett was a Maori…. racists aint to bright.

  • Thanatos2k

    I was a cynical asshole long before.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i considered shooting the prequels with a cannon.

  • Thanatos2k

    Maybe the empire is desperate now that they’re losing and loosened their “Clone only” employment policies.

  • Thanatos2k

    Darth Vader being resurrected makes even less sense than the usual hack movie plot, because if they cloned him, he wouldn’t need the suit (whose purpose was to keep his horribly burned body alive).

    So then they’d need to contrive some stupidity to get him back in the suit, because it’s not Darth Vader without the suit.

    Oh god this movie is going to suck.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i heard that on the radio and call bullshit on it.
    to be fair i think they looked specifically at Pop music.

  • Roddy

    Most people think it’s gibberish, I told my friends here in the States and they were stunned

  • Mr_Wint

    Attack of the HIV

  • ArtCarnosaur

    I was excited when I saw the black guy in a storm trooper outfit, specifically because my first thought was “Sweet, the troopers aren’t all clones in the new movies.”

  • ArtCarnosaur

    Plinkett said he thinks John Boyega’s character is a protagonist who stows away on
    an Empire ship. I hope not. I’m hoping he’s genuinely an Imperial who
    goes through a redemptive arc, that would be a lot more interesting.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i assumed whats left of the empire is just forcibly conscripting anyone who fits the armor. and he decides to go AWOL. i doubt he is a stowaway.
    i’m not sure if Mike is taking the piss or not. its been stated that its not Tatooine and its a spaceship boneyard(But it might have been because of a battle it looks like battle debris, maybe the just decided to dump more ships there.)
    at this point we got nothing but crumbs.

  • ArtCarnosaur

    That sounds cool too. The Abrams strategy of releasing little tid bits here and there can backfire. If we connect the dots and make something in our heads that’s more interesting than what’s on the screen, it’s a real anti-climax.

    The Star Wars universe lends itself to imaginative exploration soooo easily. We’ll probably all have a movie in our brains when it finally comes out.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    true. when i first saw this new trailer, I thought the same thing as Mike this review, I first assumed that the crashed ships where the result of a massive battle with stardesroyers falling from orbit to crash on the planet below….
    i could see the epic chaos in my mind… the jj said its “A spaceship scrapyard”
    sooo you towed the ships here and crashed them on purpose? that sucks! and stupid! strip them in orbit where the is no GRAVITY YOU DICKS!
    already the disappointment is setting in…..

  • Cakefarts

    Norman Bethune said it best when he said – “Fuckin’ eh!”

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fucking+eh
    (In case their is any confusion.)

  • Cakefarts

    Imagine having an ex-girlfriend give you a colonoscopy and how awesome that would be.

  • Cakefarts

    Cinco de Star Wars – directed by Senior Spielbergo.

  • Cakefarts

    Personhole.

  • zaz926

    Pardon me while I go watch: “Eating Pussy: A Guide to Preparing Feline Meat”

  • Palpatine

    So speaking of Star Wars, what you guys say is your favorite piece of music from the films? For me, it’s this one:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzi1ZA33U20

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i like the full version. but, yes. this.

    https://youtu.be/L63In39n86c

  • Palpatine

    It really irks me when people say that Jedi is one of the weaker films in the Saga. They say that mostly because of the Ewoks, but that scene is so damn powerful and emotional that it makes you forget about all the kiddy stuff in it.

  • its called bleach

    alas poor vader. i knew him, black stormtrooper guy, a fellow of infinite noooooos

    that sucked so ill just say that despite what plinkett says that sounds too retarded for anyone whose figured how to breathe to do

  • yrulaughing418

    Take your pretentious hipster opinions back to GameSpot

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Jedi was the only one i was old enough to see in the cinema on its first release.
    i love that movie. and the more ‘Grown-up’ throne room scenes make up for any of the ‘kids stuff’ on Endor.
    seriously you and luke in a battle of wills for his soul, with vader stalking the shadows… cinema gold.

  • Stiiiill white, though.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Hey, who has read the books? (Mike dont ban me!)
    in one of them i cant remember which ‘someone’ goes back to Endor and finds vaders funeral pyre and find finds some melted black plastic.
    witch book was it, help me starwars nerds your my only hope.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i think anyone who was all “oh look a black stormtroper” is a fucking moron…
    they where always BLACK!!!!! well brown…
    http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111010213136/starwars/images/8/8f/JangoSansHelmet-SWE.jpg
    http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080910135132/starwars/images/f/f9/Boba_on_Kamino.jpg

    what those race obsess people meant to say was “oh look an African Stormtrooper” get your facts straight racists!

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    I’m an adult and I still play with a ‘stick’ in the ‘backyard’, if you know what I mean…

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    It’s my tactic to scare everyone else straight silent.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    If you clone a Jedi, what happens with their “Force Ghost”, or whatever their spirit is called? Are the clones soulless? Is the ghost of the original forced back to inhabit the new body? What if they make more than one clone of that particular Jedi?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Exactly. Mexican is not a skin color. There are amerindian Mexicans, white Mexicans, mestizos, black Mexicans, etc.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    The theater near me had 2 options: dubbed in spanish (ugh), or in english with subtitles BUT in 3D. Chose option number two, and the projection was sooooo dark, they forgot to adjust for 3D projection. Sometimes they do, sometimes they don’t. All I know is I’m not paying a 3D showing ever again. I guess I’ll have to wait for home release.

  • John

    Is anyone else stoked that these guys are playing “You Know My Steez” from Gang Starr’s “Moment of Truth” album?

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    It is with awe and even a little fear that I watch you descend upon trolls and wonder why I didn’t get the same treatment when I started posting here…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    because you are one of us… one of us

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Day of the Dead ceremonies and intentions always struck me as very “Force Ghost-y”. It would also explain the appearance of Jimmy Smits and Nien Nunb in the SW universe.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Gabba gabba goo!

  • Red Skeleton

    Wow, favorite piece of music? Too hard to choose. Pretty much the entire Empire sound track owns.

    I think this is hands down the most awesome piece of music in the trilogy just on it’s own – the bit where Artoo opens the door and Leia, Chewie, and Lando get to the Falcon. It’s just so triumphant, like the music is saying “Fuck you, Emperor! We’re getting out of here.”
    https://youtu.be/OCSJmrKKtAA?list=PLBB9A68FD04906177&t=160

    Luke’s escape from beneath Cloud City is also amazing-
    https://youtu.be/AfubGDQRT9Y?t=228

    Escape through the asteroid field-
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVycvLAFXmc

    Of course there’s the imperial march, which is never actually played during the movie
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaTK-Pret_Q&list=PLBB9A68FD04906177&index=11

    Basicaly if I could fuck a movie soundtrack I’d make love to Empire strikes back

  • Red Skeleton

    And while ANH and RotJ’s music is generally pretty good, the entire ending battle of ANH is carried, CARRIED by William’s score. https://youtu.be/aHQrcyerVQQ?t=464

  • Red Skeleton

    I’m sorry Palpy but I have to agree RotJ IS the weakest of the three, but not because of its failings. It’s just that ANH and Empire are just tough acts to follow.

  • Red Skeleton

    If I didn’t have kids to mind I’d be SO trashed right now.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I really don’t think Vader’s suit is supposed to be made of plastic lore-wise.

  • principal1

    The problem with JJ is not the direction but that he threw out Ardnts script (and got him sacked) which focused on new characters and story in favour of a glorified nostalgia run.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Vultures, to be specific.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    your right thats not how it was described in the book, i was being flippant.

  • principal1

    Joss Whedon once sacked an actress for getting pregnant. That’s hardly a feminist !

  • dollar store cashier wife

    This whole thing reminds me about the debates that came around from The Interview being pulled from the theatres.You wish a more meaningful movie would inspire debates of substance.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I prefer the term realist. The original trilogy was lighting in a bottle. Disney just wants to cash in and JJ Abrams is a studio pupet. I’ll consider myself deeply surprised if this movie is even an inch above mediocre souless fan service.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Whoopi Goldberg would make a great Amanda Waller, don’t you think?

  • Malevolence

    Return of the Plinkett

  • Zarathustrian

    Love how all the hipster, SJW douchebags come in here and go all completely feminazi/SJW in their efforts to defend or back up Stoklasa and RLM, while desperately trying to convince themselves that they are not part of the PC police.

    This is the same kind of people that complained about Jar Jar–because it is not like you offend someone when you hate and deride a fictional character–but when it is something real, they pussy out completely, just like we are witnessing in real-time with the new Star Wars movie. Massive pussies that are afraid to even discuss something if there is a possibility of being called racist or whatnot. Fucking dorks…
    And talking bad about blacks gets you more flak than talking trash about Mexicans or even Asians. Blacks are just a no-go for anyone that is not black.

    Put that Kongo-negro in Star Wars. Do it… And then witness how 75% of the Star Wars fan demographic that is male and white will reject, or at best lose all interest in, Star Wars. I don’t really care about Star Wars at this point, but I do empathize with people who feel like Hollywood and PC is taking a massive dump on them. Black Heimdall is a good example. The brightest and whitest of the Norse gods casted as a black man. That is extremely offensive and racist against whites. Imagine a white man being casted as Shaft, the city plunders/riots that would have followed, and you agreeing with them; and now ask yourself why you hate white people and love black people.

    And now please continue to post your idiot replies under here that will have no value whatsoever.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted
  • Steven Burgas

    None of what they have ‘put out’ is amusing.

  • Steven Burgas

    Fuck you.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    While I do agree they should ‘put out’ more (especially Jay), nobody is forcing you to watch…

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    The books? As in all of them?
    I don’t think such a person exists…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Uh-huh. Your opinion has been heard. Now why are you still here?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    sadly many such people exist. its called the Internet.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    but to be specific its one of the early 90’s ones maybe even the Thrawn trilogy.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Whoopi always has that sweet face. Maybe I’ve just watched too much TNG and that’s all I see with her. Our friendly bartender.

    Oprah could probably cut a bitch, though. Same with Octavia Spencer.

    Oprah will award Harley Quinn a car and other prizes from her sponsors for doing such a good suicide squad mission, then beat Harley over the head with her own mallet to take the car and prizes back from her.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    RLM is our fork in the brain medicine.

  • Like Icare

    There’s a Space Africa?
    Is that the planet where all space aliens evolved on and then spread out to other space planets?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Spafrica?
    i was refering to earth bound racists. in this galaxy that is a long time after starwars in a galaxy far, far away….

  • Like Icare

    I prefer the term “Hall of Humans”. Or HOH.

    Which kinda looks like an ASCII Tie Fighter.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    #MultiGenderOrifice!

  • tOmy`

    I am not sure if that happens in Thrawn Trilogy. They do fuck around with cloning and the Emperor’s secret vault, but I don’t recall any Vader stuff in it.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    wouldnt that be lOl… i’m not laughing!

  • tOmy`

    Yes, that was very much the message. The “rationalization” behind it is rather simple:

    Black Widow is a male fantasy, because she is hot and you would like to bang her unrealistic look senseless.

    Thor is a male fantasy, because we all secretly want to look as buff as him, in order to be able to hammer (eheh) Black Widow senseless.

    Bottom line is: You cannot win.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    I thought the downside of cloning is that you don’t get to fuck around…

  • Michael Collins

    Get to da manhole!!

    Predator coming up

  • WrongWithYourFace

    That’s one overrated movie. *Runs away*

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i have been piecing things together and they did go to endor in THRAWWWWN! i think it was mara jade trying to complete her inbuilt order 67 #AVENGE ME!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    you could fuck the clones….

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Jay, you know Jay, the one from RLM…. he quite nicely asked people not to do this Machelle.

  • tOmy`

    Oh yea, that could be right.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    I’m sure Wizard Phoenix knows. he is way more EU than all of us combined, and then rolled into a weird cannon ball.

  • principal1

    So so
    He’s slagging of Lucas but Lucas has nothing to do with this film. He’s even said they have ignored his outlines.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    what? i said i ey aye?

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    What does the European Union have to do with this?
    Ooooohhhhhhhhh…..

  • Mr_Wint

    Or more meaningful debates would just be pulled period. I don’t give two shits what Hollywood says is right or wrong.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i sense the presence of a joke i have not heard for a very long time…

  • Like Icare

    Now I’m confused.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    IKR! it took me ages to sort out the syntax.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted
  • Like Icare

    Asimov, in “Pebble in the Sky” has its 1950s everyman character tele-timed (You like that? I just made that up. It means teleported into another time.) into far future.

    There, found by rural natives who think him a simpleton, he is taken in by local farmers and waking up in the morning he looks around the strange room.

    “The farmer said something in return and picked up Schwartz’s shirt from where it hung on the back of the chair. He inspected it carefully from all directions,- paying particular attention to the buttons.
    Then, replacing it, he flung open the sliding door of a closet, and for the, first time Schwartz became visually aware of the warm milkiness of the walls.
    “Plastic,” he muttered to himself, using that all-inclusive word with the finality laymen always do. He noted further that there were no corners or angles, in the, room, all planes fading into each other at a gentle curve.”

    I.e. EVERYTHING is plastic when you don’t know what it is. Unless it is metal.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    exactly.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    in the 1950’s my grandfather replaced the broken glass on his 1921 pocket watch, with plastic. because plastic was all fancy and new. its basically a 1950’s iWatch.

  • Like Icare

    Why would you have a spaceship boneyard on a planet?
    The trick is, and always will be as long as there’s gravity, in getting things UP the gravity well, not down.

    And if you got a boneyard, that means you’re recycling all that space-metal. Not to be confused with that other space metal.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAfTq4ZtC5s

    Anyway, you want that spaceship boneyard to be not on the ground but IN SPACE!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    IKR. see comment below…

  • Red Skeleton

    No he didn’t.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    are you saying he didnt do it? or that he wasnt nice? because either way your wrong.

  • joeebbs

    And if that’s the case you’re not going to get a full Plinkett review of TFA until after it is released on disc.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    its one of my favoritest movies ever… i saw it when i was 10. we had to hire a VCR from the video shop.
    Remember when that was a thing?

  • tOmy`

    I still have a VCR :<

  • Like Icare

    If the Force works on midichlorians and/or is the propensity in the Force genetically inheritable in any other way, then the clones have all those Force-favored traits as well, as they are biological and not spiritual.

    And there being no space-angels and space-devils, space-heavens and space-hells – there are no space-souls either.
    Think of them rather as space-spirits or space-ghosts. If you must.

    Space-ghosts are just a result of Jedi transcending the “crude matter” by focusing their Force into a self-sustaining Force-body for their mind to inhabit when their physical body ceases to exist.
    So, every clone could have a space-ghost of its own.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    I HATE YOU! i australia VCRS are more expensive than BluRay players.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Fuck him.Honestly I am still waiting to hear how a chat room that never had more then 30 people in it tops will be able to take away so much as 1% of popularity/revenue of RLM when they average 150 thousand views per video on their youtube acc+blip tv+ads revenue.

  • tOmy`

    I really don’t think THAT was the case. It was just comments being over-ran by TheManhole discussion.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    you’re talking about the people that banned gif’s because Michelle and BubsSteve kept complaining…. and banned me for being drunk on my birthday. God’s dont need logic. only Admin status.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    He supported the entirety of Domo’s comment much of which was speculation not based on anything remotely real on how these things operate.

  • Like Icare

    He’s a clone from the damaged and incomplete genetic material scraped off from a burnt helmet so they’ve filled the gaps in his space-dna with those of a fish.
    So he now needs the suit to survive as he breathes through gills.

    They were going to use Skywalker family DNA to fill in the gaps but something-something Han Solo’s semen and something-something Leia is a girl (no grulz in clownin rvm) and they couldn’t find Luke.

    So it had to be a rare breed of space-fish sensitive to the Force.

  • Like Icare

    That’s what twatter’s for.So other people could keep track of your breakfast coming in and what it looks like coming out.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i dont think Disqust comments=coins, but the water is muddy enough around here. make a fucking facebook page for schedules in the place Jay said not to name.

  • Bubs

    There was so much value in your post, all I could think to say was this:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

  • Alex

    Those Sith….even when their dead, they manage to pollute the planet with their shit.

  • Like Icare
  • Like Icare

    Fucking your cat is an ancient East-European folk remedy.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    and orbit there is a ‘Dark spot’ in the force in the place where the deathstar 2.0 splosioned.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i thought it was a band….

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Yes.This.

  • Like Icare

    Well… “aren’t you a little short” can’t work anymore because black…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Damn it! Omitted jammed a plutonium spike into my core and now that its going all china syndrome he has fucked off and left me holding a melting fuel rod….
    this is exactly what happened in our european vacation to the Ukraine in 1986…..

  • Andrew Thompson.

    exactly

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Slander! I would never leave a leaking rod unattended.

  • Like Icare

    Americats are the most purrtriotic felines in the entire feline kingdom.

  • Alex

    It reportedly prevents aging. Give it a try, everybody.

  • James Earl Jones

    That is definitely one of the best, along with the Imperial March, IMO. I also like the “Binary Sunset”.

    https://youtu.be/9KINCyqHIuY?t=586

  • Andrew Thompson.

    leaking and melting are different things…. melting makes things soft…
    come on! it happens to everyone!

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Want me to blow on it to make it all better?

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    It’s only logical since studies have proven that stroking your pussy lowers the blood pressure.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    you dont want me to blow i’m close to nuclear status…

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    I’d be happy to catch the fallout on my face…

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • Alex

    That’s ok, usually it’s a small percentage that ‘gets it’. And then there are the dumb jocks who are here because “STARWARRZ”.
    If you guess which group you belong to, I’ll throw a cookie under your bridge.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Two black pussies! Are you a male-witch or sumthing?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    seriously you should teach women how to pick up men. they need your expert help.
    “Omiy eye for the Straight Chick.”
    it would be cruel to keep your skills for your self.

  • Red Skeleton

    He said “yes. This.” After Domo posted a picture of a kitten. He was OBVI/OUSLY liking the kitten.

  • Red Skeleton

    Can we please stop talking about the Manhole so much over here?

    I’m not trying to be an asshole. It’s just a request, and I won’t bring it up again. I feel that enough people know about the feature at this point that it doesn’t need to be advertised over here all the time. People can see what movies are coming up and when in the log, and can come back around that time to watch that movie if they’re interested. There’s also other ways to announce these films that don’t involve here.

    I’m mainly concerned that constantly bringing up the website potentially hurts Red Letter Media. Granted, we talk about all sorts of stuff on here, but this is the first time we’ve promoted a website so fervently that’s outside RLM’s scope or control. I don’t know if they lose revenue because of what we’re doing, and I wouldn’t want their business to suffer due to decreased web traffic or a comment section that’s promoting a different website.

    Thanks for your time. Have a good day. Here’s a gif of a kitten water skiing in case this comment pissed you off.”

    *Picture of kitten*

  • Red Skeleton

    He didn’t ask anyone to do anything. At all. He just agreed with something Domo said, which was that we talk about MAnhole too much. OR he was liking her picture of the kitten.

  • Mr_Wint

    You’ve said you won’t bring it up again like four times.

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • Andrew Thompson.

    warlock? Racist? both?

  • Red Skeleton

    …? What? No I didn’t.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    and here is you Mr Skelington… talking about the hole that must not be named.

  • Mr_Wint

    Trolling, like fishing. You throw blood and meat in the water to attract the big one.

  • Red Skeleton

    As far as I’m concerned the place is now called “Yes. This.” on here and I’ll talk about it whenever it;’s relevant.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    wait there is a bigger troll than me?!!! where i’m so going to troll the fuck out of them!

  • Mr_Wint

    I wouldn’t classify you as a troll.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Taxonomy would disagree but thanks.

  • Mr_Wint

    Wait, scratch that: *Someone’s trying to get their ass banned.

  • Mr_Wint

    Oh right, there’s a whole hierarchy.

  • Mr_Wint

    You addressed him so politely Mr. T.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    I called him Mr Skelingtion from the first time i saw him. its a nickname Mr Wint.
    i’m sorry if this inadvertently aroused your interest.

  • Mr_Wint

    How am I suppose to prove you wrong when your user activity is private? Tsk tsk

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    This better be a joke, since all of my lines in this conversation are straight (pun intended) out of a bad porno. Even I can still tell the difference… most of the time.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    dont do that! now your trying to get to meet the band.

  • Mr_Wint

    Fuck Jay? Oh geez, somebody’s really trolling for a good ole’ fashioned banning…

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Ommited suggests that notion 24/7 and he’s fine.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Jay saves the #BanHammer for me. Omitted is so jealous.

  • Mr_Wint

    I was only teasing that silly red rocket.

  • Mr_Wint

    Well ExCusssse Me!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    personal data is the one real rule. do NOT talk about peoples accounts. two of my three bans are for that.

  • Mr_Wint

    I see, I see.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    thats my point! if straight women behaved like that they would get laid more.
    Edit: So will you if you dont stop….

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Do you have a thing for titles? Because I could call you Sir if you like…

  • Mr_Wint

    #rlmtouchofdeath

  • Alex

    Claiming to consume something first before it became popular, makes you sound like a whiny 14yr old teenager.
    May I suggest Sit-Ups, to get that hate out of your system. Since you don’t wanna be lumped together with the mindless ‘masses’: How about starting today, by not being a douche anymore.
    Whaddya say.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    I don’t think the problem is that straight women don’t know to behave like that, it’s that they don’t want to as frequently as you’d like it.

  • Mr_Wint

    How very thoughtful!

  • Alex

    And who has to clean that mess up?
    The galactic taxpayers, that’s who (it’s not as if Space Obama is going BP on their asses).

  • Andrew Thompson.

    they really do. i have never had a GF that didnt want to fuck. the whole Trope is pure hollywouldn’t.
    thats why i hate “Everyone Hates Raymond.” so much. seriously? your wife goes to massive extremes to not have sex with you Ray… you think you might be shit in bed?

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    I’ve been gagging for a good pounding from Jay’s hammer for a long time…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i think Jay knows it would become a game of whak*off-a-mole.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    I’ll take your cock word for it, since I’ve never had a personal interest in the mating habits of any women.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Tru dat!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    sorry to gross you out but women masturbate as much as men… but with their lady parts…
    and Omitted just threw up.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Yes. This.

  • Red Skeleton

    Sorry but this is causing fights and needs it’s own post:

    Jay never said we couldn’t talk about “Yes. This.” or any other video hosting sight. He never said anything on the subject beyond agreeing with a post by Domo which basically said we should talk about it LESS.

    Stop putting things in Jay’s mouth, people!

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    It’s all cool. Vagoogoos are cool. I’ve come out of one! Just don’t ask me to touch another one again…

  • Red Skeleton

    #BlatantOmittedBaiting

  • Alex

    yeah, leave that to the wild imaginations of the commenters.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Come on red. you cant read between the lines…. make a facebook page for times and post it in the hole we wont name.

  • Mr_Wint

    Stop trying to put Jay in your mouth.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    NEVER!

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    So we are RLM now? How does that work?

  • Red Skeleton

    Hey he’s a good looking fellow, but this Skeleton only bats for one team.

  • Red Skeleton

    Fair point.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    really only one? i have touched more dicks than that.

  • Mr_Wint

    Well, it’s all subjective M. O.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    WE ARE SPARTA!

  • Mr_Wint

    Very good point.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I like Redlemiddins.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Hey, what can I say? I’m a gold star gay!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Brighton on Thames? or Yankiees?

  • TheManHole

    What was that about the man hole

  • Andrew Thompson.

    yeah… but not one vajayjay… hell i touched a few dicks to make sure….

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Quiet you! this isnt about you!

  • TheManHole

    Oh 🙁 </3

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Damn so now we have to bring balance to RLM?… Here we go again….

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Jaysus is truly a religious figure: He gives us two words and we mere mortals spend our days fighting over what he truly meant.

  • Michael Collins

    Andrew got some new socks, is it his fanny day?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i’m sorry its late… i’ll buy you a steak dinner tomorrow.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    He coudn’t be assed to post more then two words in disqus in a year so yes he basically never said anything concreate enough not to draw interpretation from.

  • TheManHole

    Wait until his second cumming 😉

  • Andrew Thompson.

    ahhh… Michelle… your the Gif posting dick hole now….. you allways become the thing you hate. ahahahahahhahaha
    ….
    oh wait now i’m you….. *fade to black gunshot.

  • Mr_Wint

    Jay is just a big tease after all…

  • Red Skeleton

    Personally I prefer the Orthodox Cat-olic interpretation, that Jay was merely agreeing with the cat picture Domo posted. He just liked it so much he had to comment for the first time in 5 months.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    He named Domo as his oracle, maybe we should ask her what she thinks spoke to Jaysus in her post.

  • Michael Collins

    Anyway, movie was awesome as usual and the chat was great, till it got onto this place as a topic, then it became as boring as an andrew sockathon..

  • Red Skeleton

    Oh I’m not correcting people because I’m promoting talking about “Yes. This.” I’m correcting people because I’m a pedantic asshole.

  • Bubs

    Worship of Jay is wrong. He is a false idol and detracts from the true worship of Rich, our Father who art in Evans. I declare a holy war on you and your false gods! For so it is Rich-en, so shall it be done!

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Blasphemy! He was clearly damning everything related to the place-that-shall-not-be-named.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    oh ok… but can someone make a facebook page with times? you know where to find me there.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I think this is a much more constructive and entertaining way of debating about it.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    old jokes are funny arnt they Michele.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    But Rich, Mike and Jaysus are all part of the Hole Trinity. Jaysus is just the one who was born as avatar among us Disqusting people…

  • Red Skeleton

    The Yankers. I mean Wankers. I mean Winkies. I mean, damn…

  • Red Skeleton

    If it becomes a regular thing, i or someone will do it. Though i doubt it will.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    your so not a Religious person Steve. The Mike The Jay and the holy Evans are indivisible… Go back to Ayatollah screenjunkies.

  • Mr_Wint

    Rich is a mere puppet of the masterbated robots.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    see, seppo is so much easier….

  • Michael Collins

    Invasion of the sockpuppet snatchers is on in yes, this right now

  • Michael Collins

    and spock is in it

  • Red Skeleton

    By attributing completely made up shit to me, like everyone is doing with Jay.

    Seriously i don’y think i ever said that. I said i’d do it less, and that I was loathe to promote the Ishtar event so much…

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Oh, first I thought this was another jab at Andrew.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    With my mouth wide open and my tongue sticking out.

  • TheManHole

    I mean that is the position you take during prayer is it not?

  • TheManHole

    I wonder how many hours of work people have spent commenting on this site instead of doing their job.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Hand or blow?

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Thy kingdom cum…

  • TheManHole

    Matthew 19:24

    Again I tell you, it is easier for a blind camel to cum in the eye of a needle than for Rich Evin’s to enter the kingdom of hack frauds

  • Andrew Thompson.

    hope you’re happy i nuked the “other place”
    and left unexploded ordnance all over the place… in the end it was BubsSteve and Michellekatsup…. alone….

  • Michael Collins

    who?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    and bubs banned me from the hole we cant name for doing the same thing they just did here…. now your Dr Frankenstein!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    fine… but you started it.

  • Like Icare

    A character being fat is a disability. The same kind as a character being old.
    Automagically they can’t do crazyass physical feats of either dexterity, endurance and/or agility – meaning that if you want to make them awesome they have to be something else.
    Mostly cerebral in one way or another.
    Be it intelligence, wisdom, skills, charm…

    You make them young, fit and sexy and you’re introducing into the story new elements – which in turn will make the story about those new traits regarding those characters, instead of about their established traits.

    Plus you now have to either play those new traits down (if so – why introduce them at all) or play the OLD traits down so as not to have the character become over-powered and… well… stupid.

    As for diversity…

    Most characters are white males cause the genre was aimed at white suburban boys living in affluent western societies which could afford printing toilet-paper books for kids and retards and eking out a measly existence for decades.

    Hell… Despite US comic industry being run almost exclusively by Jewish printers (cause nobody else wanted to deal with that pulp trash) Jewish characters are few – cause they were trying to sell to as wide audience as possible.

    As such… there are simply few major characters with decades of fans of any race or gender other than white males.
    Neil Adams has a few stories about those older days, which still govern which characters are out there – cause they have decades (Supes and Bats closing in on a century) of stories and fans and legacy and…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8Xox5JJWN0

    His chats with Kevin Smith are pure gold of material on comicbook industry’s history.
    http://smodcast.com/channels/fatman-on-batman/

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Hey now, I didn’t mean any ill will towards the place or the people in there. It just wasn’t for me.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    go there now its Bubssteve and MicheleKatsup alone jacking each other off.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Even I don’t want to see that!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    wow someone clicked on that upvote fast…. maybe trying to distance themselves from a massive gaping dickhole?

  • TheManHole
  • Bubs

    I thought we had moved past all of this? I just wanna watch moopies in peace. Why can’t you let me be happy? Come back to Yes. This. and watch movies with us

  • Like Icare

    Younger, not billionaire-famous, Oprah… quite probably.
    Octavia Spencer would be a great choice. Turn that smile upside-down and she can totally “cut a bitch” to paw the phrase.

    Though I had no issues with Angela Bassett playing The Wall.

    Particularly if they would have kept her on, letting her become an older (old and fat are interchangeable physical disabilities) Amanda Waller.
    Hell… If anyone wants to push equality, ageism beats all other -isms in Hollywood – particularly for women.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    So, you are saying they totally can clone Darth Vader.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Come on, Andrew, play nice.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    look at what Michelle posted. and i said in the hole truce. then Michele Colen was a MASSIVE GAPING DICK HOLE!.
    then you ban me because he asked?
    you two of all people know not to start me off.

  • Bubs

    I didn’t ban you, I muted you. If you wanna fight with him, do it here. If you wanna watch movies and make fun of them, come to The Manhole Yes.This. Which is definitely NOT located at this link: https://cytu.be/r/TheManhole

  • Andrew Thompson.

    fuck you ! you fire an ICBM and stand around going “i didnt do it!?”
    how many times do i have to say “DONT PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON!”

  • TheManHole
  • Andrew Thompson.

    ok. calm voice:
    The point i was trying to make was lets please move the hole that cannot be named announcements to a specific facebook or G+ page. please.

  • TheManHole

    Do I really need to pick only one 🙁

  • Bubs

    I agree with this idea. But I don’t wanna do it. Someone else. @tOmy` @dollarstorecashierwife:disqus

  • Like Icare

    I get what they want (and keep failing spectacularly and miserably) Thor to be, with all that ham-fisted “being worthy” shit which he has continuously failed to show in any way, shape or form.

    But to me both him and Hulk are idiotic caricatures appealing only to retarded bodybuilders and retarded bodybuilding white supremacists.
    Particularly the movie incarnation of Thor which doesn’t even have its Bruce Banner to fall back to for the humanity aspect of it all.

    He’s Superman without any of the characteristics which make Supes heroic instead of just an overpowered bodybuilder from outer space.
    At best he can be described as “not that much of a dick”.

  • Mr_Wint

    This is what happens AndyDrew, when you try to sway those who prefer flaccid poopers.

  • Bubs

    One usually turns into the other… Either way, you’re gonna get sticky.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I’m too lazy.Honestly people should just add the page to their browser bookmarks or something.Would erase the need for posting the link here all the time.As an alternative Tommy is looking at making some sort of schedule thing-y.

  • TheManHole

    A link to where now?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Yes.This.

  • Mr_Wint

    This place gave me something. I wasn’t up to date on my shots apparently.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i just tried to make a group on facebook but, i’m not friends with anyone from here there that i would drag into this argument so it wont let me.’

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Anything that requires people to use their real names is doomed to fail. Just sayin’. I know I’m not gonna make a WWYF Facebook account either.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    never.

  • TheManHole

    Its true I mean who inset embarrassed to be here right now?

  • TheManHole

    That is fine I will just lick myself clean 🙂

  • Andrew Thompson.

    me! i have posted my address. and i never got any glitter… or anthrax.

  • TheManHole

    But what about pizza rolls? :O

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Hey, don’t blame me if the Vorlons turned you into a human centipede weapon.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    there is no Pizza Rolls. its all lies like the new Plinkett review!

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Awww, I wanted to do that!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    its the gills that piss me off. they look weird….

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    I bet they come in real handy when diving head first into a vagoogoo. Just saying.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    if you think this looks bad you should see the other guy….

  • Mr_Wint

    #thisiswhathappenswhenyoufuckstrangersintheass

  • Andrew Thompson.

    its 1 am… i should be asleep…

  • TheManHole

    Oh an Aussie :O

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • TheManHole

    Sort of new been following the Church of Hack Frauds for a few years but just yesterday I decided to make an account to comment because this community seems to great to not take part in. So happy I picked the name I did I had no idea about all the stuff that happened before.

  • Mr_Wint

    #nodsheadsuspiciously

  • Andrew Thompson.

    ignore today it was all Michelle Colons fault.

  • Like Icare

    More like Darth Flounder.

    Anakin Skywalker is the genetic default.
    Vader is what he became through a convoluted set of events.

  • Thanatos2k

    I was commenting on RLM videos when you were in diapers, son.

  • Palpatine

    The other guy? You mean Jay?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I blame Andrew.

  • Like Icare

    In 1990s my dickish friend broke the glass on my cheap watch with a ball from a (computer) mouse.
    I’ve fashioned a replacement from a cassette tape cover which I’ve cut out with a (drawing) compass.

    And I did it cause I was poor and crafty, not because the entire paragraph above is like a hipster’s wet dream.

    #b4itwascool

  • Andrew Thompson.

    thanks Palpy… we really needed that.
    #realitycheck!

  • Palpatine

    Did I miss another argument here or something?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Pa Kettle always blamed Katsup…. at least i’m honest when i am being a dick. and usually blame andrew.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    yep. the hate was strong. you would have loved it.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Damn, one of my favorite movies ever. The scheduling is out of control over there. Admins are addicted to the add next button, and deleting things, that we mere mortals had to post as last, and waited days to come up, just before they are ready to play.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Preemo!

    They do seem to be hip hop fans, which is surprising to me.

  • Mr_Wint

    This place smells like burnt rubber and Vaseline.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Job?

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • Mr_Wint

    Get in there real deep like.

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • Mr_Wint

    Awww, so glad you just posted that.
    Check this out AndyDrew
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdIlsTpf5wM

  • TheManHole

    A stranger is just a friend you haven’t stuck your dick in yet.

  • Earth
  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    See, I see Oprah in the same way as Amanda. Oprah may come across as a nice lady, but I’m pretty sure she went through a lot of shit to get where she is now, and probably wasn’t nice about it all the time. It’s a bit of a parallel to Waller’s character.

    A point you made previously; I don’t see weight and age as disabilities. Disadvantages, most definitely, but not disabilities. I could see the potential illnesses that come about as a result of weight/age as disabilities, though. I think we’ll just have to disagree with that.

    Have a good day!

  • Mr_Wint

    See, ‘you don’t think’. 😉

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i wanted to return the favour… but no one had the full version… so here is 4 out of 15 minutes.

    https://youtu.be/XhWwlhO6TX0

  • Earth

    Yeah I don’t get why there’s an emphasis on black actors. Again, I just like to think (probably naively) that people should be cast these days because they’re good for the role. As all these superhero movies are set in the modern, globalised world, it makes sense that you’re gonna get a racial mix.

    I think the problem with Amanda Waller was that she was turned into bland sexualised shit, when once she had a real distinctive look to her. That annoys me more than her just being made to look younger and slimmer (I actually heard a fun idea that this is her as a young woman, and we slowly see what happens to your body after years of sitting in an office all day eating pizza takeaways, but as it’s shitty New 52 DC I’m not sure we’re gonna get something as fun or interesting as that.)

  • Mr_Wint

    To lighten ‘da round here, I’m off to my last class of my second semester of Grad-School!

    Getting pumped to spend all summer surrounded by sweaty dudes!
    Who has two thumbs and is extremely excited for summer?
    This guyyyyy!

  • Mr_Wint

    I’ve never listened to them before.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    welcome to Melbourne in the early 90’s
    Seattle made Starbucks but we made McCafe.

  • Earth

    Yes, this.

    In all seriousness though, I’m glad to see someone else loves that piece. It’s so short but so, so, so perfect.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    its like 6.5C outside. thats below Zero in Meurican.

  • Earth

    While I will say it is the weakest of the three films, I’ll always love Jabba’s Palace and the Second Death Star. Mainly because of you Palpy 😉

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Words to live by.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    See, I remember when Naomie Harris was cast for Skyfall, but no one knew she was gonna be Eve Moneypenny. No one made a big deal out of it because the movie’s producers didn’t make a big fuss. I sometimes feel that producers add a different race into the mix just to create free press. That’s the cynic in me. Mention a major racial change to a superhero movie, and every site explodes with articles and comments. The press practically generates itself. If Fantastic 4 decided to make Johnny Storm into Joanna Storm or something, I’m not sure there’d be all this hoopla. And producers may not care if it’s bad publicity if it’s truly free publicity.

  • Snake Squeezer
  • Palpatine

    Didn’t Tarantino already do a cowboy movie?

  • TheManHole

    I was thinking the same thing

  • TheManHole

    You should do a Star Wars style reaction video then! 😀

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    erection*

  • Snake Squeezer

    I guess you could call Django a cowboy movie.

  • Snake Squeezer

    It would just be me, staring at the still photograph, clicking my mouse repeatedly, yelling, “PLAY, BITCH!! PLAY!”

  • tOmy`

    Well I went to see Ice Hockey and grab few beers, which was nice. Also, US lost to a country that is hardly on a map, which is also nice.

    But I apparently missed drama. SO FILL ME IN!!!!

  • Palpatine

    Don’t get me wrong, I think Tarantino’s a great director, but it seems like he makes the same films over and over again. Over the top action films with a good dose of humor thrown in. I’m not calling him out or anything, unlike this dumb bitch:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGQaJcwAtpU

  • Snake Squeezer

    Detroit lost. Hockey season over.

  • Snake Squeezer

    They’re all pretty different if you ask me.

  • Palpatine

    But there so much fun, Jan!

  • TheManHole

    Everyone knows the best hokey players come from California.

  • Palpatine

    There was no drama here. I think you’ve had a few too much to drink.

  • tOmy`

    I just noticed. I saw last few previous posts and it seemed like I missed some action :<

    Anyways, Palpy, what are YOU looking forward as a new movie? Any preferences?

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Okay, open wide! Ooooooohhhhhh, you meant tell you stuff… my bad!

  • Palpatine

    Honestly, I’m looking forward to seeing Jurassic World. Bring on the comments!

  • Snake Squeezer

    I mean Django is pretty different from Inglorious Basterds. Jackie Brown is pretty different from Reservoir Dogs. I guess, yes, they are mostly over the top action with humor, but that category must include thousands of movies that have little else in common.

  • TheManHole

    I mean it can’t be any worse then the third one.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Well, a team from Florida beat Detroit. Explain that one to me, lol.

  • tOmy`

    Are you a fan of the previous movies? I can honestly say that I enjoyed all of them in my teens and never looked / went back.

    I am so neutral towards it as I can possibly be. However, after seeing the trailer, I can’t say I am entirely interested in it.

  • TheManHole

    What one I mean Florida has two hockey teams. Which makes sense too seeing as how they are the winter sports capital of the world.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Yes, a state made out of swamp that almost never gets colder than 40 degrees fahrenheit, lol. Tampa won.

  • Palpatine

    The first one is one of my favorite movies of all time, it’s simply an amazing film with effects that still look good to this day, and it has a great story with memorable characters in it. The second one is not as bad as people say it is, it’s an entertaining film that has some pretty fun moments, but it sadly doesn’t hold up as well as the first one. The third one is a pretty weak film. At 90 minutes, it’s too short for an action-adventure film, the story is more or less the same thing as the second one, the characters aren’t interesting, and it flat out ruins things established in the first film; the T-Rex getting killed, Grant and Sattler never getting married, etc.

  • tOmy`

    Now you actually made me feel like I should rewatch these movies. I am not saying it will fill the void in my heart of not seeing Furious 7 yet, but it could help me kill some time.

  • TheManHole

    The first one was great I vaguely remember seeing it when I was 3 years old at the local drive in where I lived. It was a triple feature and I slept through the first two movies and woke up for Jurassic park. There is nothing quite like seeing the T-Rex on a massive three story screen.

  • Palpatine

    Since the new movie is supposed to ignore the events of the second and third films, re-watching the first one seems to be the best idea.

  • Brack to the Future

    Speaking of Avengers, you know Chris Hemsworth’s portrayal of Captain Kirk’s dad in the other Abrams franchise? I bet that’s part of what made him Thor in the first place. And now he’s really Thor.

  • TheManHole

    I ended up seeing cars going fast 7 and it was a rather meh movie. The action was fine and keeps your attention but the story is just so flat and uninteresting.

  • Snake Squeezer

    All Omnie really wants to know, is should he stay or should he blow?

  • Snake Squeezer

    If only Spielberg would have combined Jurassic Park and Schindler’s List into one movie…

  • Palpatine

    Hammond’s List?

  • Snake Squeezer

    Velociraptor S.S..

  • Snake Squeezer
  • tOmy`

    Fast 6 was very, very weird at telling a story. I saw it 3 times already and I have no clue what in the actual name of Walker happened. Something about chips? What?

    I am there for the tanks, to be honest.

  • tOmy`

    I heard they took down that trailer that wasn’t actually a trailer and still get me more hyped than Force AWOLs.

  • Trask

    So the new Vacation trailer is out. It is about as awful as one would expect.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScMOyURq9os

  • tOmy`

    So upon revisiting Breaking Bad for the second time, I would like to say: I am sorry about previous comments regarding this show. It held my interest much, much better than the first time around (which is honestly saying a lot, as I enjoyed it to the last second) but either my memory served me wrong or I made a mistake in my calculations: It does not fall apart for me after Season 2. Nah, it does at the start of Season 5 (so far).

    And not to be arrogant, anything-non-HBO-hating scum, I give you a fair shot and let you in on a discussion whether 2nd or 5th season of The Wire was the problematic one.

  • tOmy`

    1) I like how the “artistic” shots of the landscape beautifully clash with everything retarded in the trailer.

    2) Are they… referencing the movie itself?

  • Palpatine

  • TheManHole

    Well that is two minuets and thirty four seconds of my life I am never going to get back. 🙁

  • tOmy`

    Also, even Fast & Furious, notorious for their use of trash-music, didn’t go that far.

  • tOmy`

    Someone didn’t get their rim jobbed, huh?

    Huh?

    HUH?

    GET IT?!

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Yes. This.
    Saw the 3D version in theater two years ago. Loved the movie (not the 3D) as much as I did when I was a ten year old kid.

  • Palpatine

    I’m at a loss for words here. It’s like they took the original Vacation movie and raped it. I just, ugh!

  • tOmy`

    So… you haaaaatin’?

  • TheManHole

    They address that in the trailer when the kid mentions that he has never heard of the original vacation and the dad tells him not to worry because this one is going to be EVEN BETTER!

  • tOmy`

    Ironically, the only self-referencing thing in the trailer is the chick getting killed by a semi towards the end.

  • Palpatine

    You know what?! Fuck this movie, fuck everyone involved with this movie, and fuck National Lampoon!

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    National Pantaloons?

  • tOmy`

    You just saved me a lot of time that I can purposefully invest into making off-topic remarks on this webzone. Great. Everybody lost in the end.

    You sure are evil.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    It’s a good thing that your remarks will be off-topic, since I can’t take anything you say about movies seriously after hearing you haven’t seen the original Jurassic Park.

  • tOmy`

    Hey now, I said I did, it is just a very long time ago. Jesus, sometimes I feel like you are not listening to me, just starring at my magnificent butt.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Oh sorry, damn cum in the eye fork in the brain! Still it seems you didn’t appreciate it enough…

  • tOmy`

    We all know how your brain looks on drugs; it is colorful, enjoyable and much more interesting. However, have you ever seen your comment section on alcohol? Here is a snapshot:

    http://i.imgur.com/SqENDkU.png

    And because of that, I bid you all goodnight for today.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Not nearly gay enough. Unsubscribed!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    A sweet face, except when Whoopi was in Theodore Rex.

    I agree, Oprah would actually be an unlikely but surprisingly good fit.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Elaborate on what falls apart at S5?

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Viewer’s sanity?

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Did you say something? I could swear I saw your bulge grow just now…

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Good guess but nah

  • TheManHole

    8=======D~~~ Fixed

  • TheManHole
  • Earth

    As much as I love this, I would like to see Tarantino do something completely different someday. I want to see how he’d make a romantic comedy (or just a straight out comedy, or a more mature drama more akin to Jackie Brown).

  • TheManHole

    He should do an animated children musical.

  • dejectedchuckle

    Wow can’t wait to do a trailer reaction to this one!

    http://jesusfuck.me/di/469I/7be.gif

  • Wow, they even have the popular but slightly outdated song in the trailer.
    I kind of smirked at the rimjob joke.

  • Uncle Sporkums

    Even Chevy Chase and D’Angelo are involved with this. Clark and Ellen run a bed and breakfast that Rusty and his family stop at along the way..

    Ugh.. I’m not even going to bother to watch the trailer. I already know..

  • Palpatine

    Also, what the hell happened to Chevy Chase?

  • The power of grampa happened, grampa.

  • Palpatine

    We should call him Chevy Stuffs-His-Face.

  • I’m thinking of breaking down and seeing ‘Avengers 2’ even if it’s in shitty 3D.
    I swear to God, these movies are like drugs.
    “Alright –sniff– sniff– one more -hrrrk- Marvel movie and then I’m OFF the shit! OFF it! After this one I… wait, MARTIN FREEMAN is gonna be in Marvel movies?! Iron Man was Sherlock Holmes and now Watson’s gonna be in Marvel? THEY’RE CROSSING THE STREAMS! IT’S HAPPENING! AROOOOOO!”
    *Injects Marvel movies into bloodstream via syringe.*
    Seriously, Marvel puts the “hero” into “heroin.” (And the “heroin” into “heroine.”)

  • Trask

    Watch it, it is much worse than you imagine.

  • Like Icare

    I don’t mean disabilities in real life. Though they may be.

    I’m saying that those characteristics, for a CHARACTER in a genre where everyone is muscular, toned, beautiful and permanently young – constitute disabilities.

    Only time you have an old superhero its as a future version of that strapping young guy/girl we see every day.
    Only time you see a fat one… Other than Blob is there anyone out there whose fatness isn’t just a joke?

    Which tells a lot about a genre when for both heroes and villains perfectly normal human physiological traits are treated as “faith worse than death”.
    http://cdn.bleedingcool.net/wp-content/uploads//2010/07/power.jpg

  • Palpatine

    At least Anthony Michael Hall knew to stay from this film. So why is Chevy Chase doing this again? Oh yeah, money.

  • TheManHole

    I am going on a date to see it this Friday. 😀

  • Hank_Henshaw

    And, don’t forget, Martin Freeman’s Sherlock will play Doctor Strange. So you, potentially, could have two Sherlocks interacting. And Magneto (not in this Marvel MCU) is also a Sherlock. Where’s Basil Rathbone? Dead. 🙁

  • Uncle Sporkums

    No, thank you..

  • Uncle Sporkums

    Yep..

  • Like Icare

    As for Oprah…

    It’s not the “shit they went through” that doesn’t ring right for me.
    It’s that with Oprah I feel utter lack of either never giving up on one’s own principles OR the regret about doing so.
    You don’t get to be a billionaire without walking over some bones.
    And I don’t feel that she has any issues with that.
    Amanda Waller would.

    And had Oprah remained just an actress… I think that she could portray that. She’s not a bad actress.
    But Oprah The Billionaire Talk Show Host Who Gives Away Cars… You can’t look at her and not see that in every role now.
    It’s the equivalent of an actor tattooing “DAMAGED” on their forehead and trying to act without looking silly.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    I’ve already seen it twice. Embrace the addicktion!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    To me, the one real complaint I can have about Breaking Bad (not counting Marie’s abandoned kleptomaniac storyarc), is that the white supremacists of the final season are kind of caricatures, not quite as nuanced as Gustavo Fring. Still good, though.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    And the model in the sports car that’s not as pretty as Christie Brinkley dies. So there’s that.

    Too bad Ed Helms has a super punchable face.

  • Like Icare

    Quite. It’s… I lack the words at the moment.

  • Like Icare

    That’s almost a joke. The truck murdering a young girl. Almost. Not quite.

    Unlike “but the original was so long ago, who are you making this movie for anyway”, “Chris Hemsworth has a penis” and “They are rubbing shit onto themselves and gurgling it”.

    Those kinda left me a bit depressed and thinking of razor blades.

  • TheManHole

    Mind blown!

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    How’s The Manhole going? I miss its unique perfume.

  • Like Icare

    Hmm… well…

    This trailer DID make me start thinking of the ways on how to mail someone a dead cat which would explode upon the opening of the package.

    Package would need to be specially constructed though, to assure that they open it in a way that would activate the mechanism which would then rapidly fill the cat corpse with gas from a small pressurized container.

  • TheManHole

    Now all we need is a cameo from Paul Blart Blart Blart Blart and we have our selves the greatest comedy ever made. Directed by Adam Sandler. Keep shelling out your money and keep shoveling popcorn into your faces you dumb fuck!

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    JEREMY BREEEEEEEEETT!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    He’s still the Sherlock Holmes for me.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    The stench is still the same Jenn.

  • TheManHole

    It smells like bitterness and self loathing.

  • We’re watching The Item today. It starts in a few minutes.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Yeahhhhh~ 😀

  • Sweat, shame, old underwear, farts and regret.

  • Bubs

    He got burned by force lightning.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Another blatant Jay-defier, I see…

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Oh… th-that’s Jay’s favorite porn isn’t it… I don’t think I could handle that one, even if donkey weren’t in the hospital.

  • Like Icare

    And not only is it not a joke… it is an old one.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47pVuZ299i0

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    But we can all be bitter and emotionally-isolated together!

  • TheManHole

    I am pretty sure this is how the Crusades started. :S

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    But still a Jay-diefier. (Praise Jaysus)

  • Sure you can. Don’t miss it. It’s the motion picture event of the year!

  • TheManHole

    Reading the comments and responding to the criminally insane all while accepting Jay-sus as my lord and savior today was a very productive day at work…I could get use to this. 😀

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    twerk*

  • I wish.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Maybe I’ll pop in-and-out for some short duration leering.
    I don’t want to kill ANOTHER computer with excess streaming.

  • Marie’s storyarc… KIND of bothered me, but I think the whole point of it when it came back was to make Hank act like less of a dicky husband and also get him back involved in the Heisenberg case. I don’t think there was a real payoff (none that I can remember. I totally want to see this entire show again) but it wasn’t that interesting to begin with.
    The White Supremacists… yeah, I can see them being caricatures. At the same time, though, they had multiple seasons to build Gus up, flesh out his past, all that.
    I was actually satisfied with the nuance given to the neo-Nazis. Uncle Jack could have killed Walter out in the desert, but he refrained from doing so because of Todd’s respect for him. The neo-Nazis were like all the other villains of the series, Heisenberg included– they’re assholes, but they care about family.
    The villains without any nuance, I’d say, were the silent twins, Tuco’s cousins. Fuck them.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Don’t you just love it?

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    You get paid to do this? :O I am but a lowly generic single-mom with three kids. Can I make a prodigious living in this same way?

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    twonk

  • Bok bok. The taste of Chunky’s Chicken stays with you forever. It will never go away.

  • I actually think that season 5 was the very best one. Or, if not the best, it was at least the direction the series was inevitably heading in.
    Walt caves in to his egomania. Jesse gradually sees through his manipulation and breaks away from his control. It’s all good to me.
    I guess I can see why it would start to fall apart at the beginning of season 5– after Gus died, Walt was pretty much unopposed. But I think that this is the first point in the series where there wasn’t some LARGER villain hanging over Walt’s head. In the earlier seasons there was Tuco and Gus– now Walt’s the bigshot, and he’s every bit as vile as the people he vanquished.
    The thing is, Walt had always been kind of a bastard throughout the show, but since there was always some sort of “greater evil” that he was fighting, it always seemed at least SORT OF like Walter fit into “anti-hero” territory.
    This season demolishes that notion ENTIRELY– Walt’s the bad guy. He pretty much always was.
    When his old partners offered to pay for his treatments, he chose to make meth.
    When his cancer went into remission, he continued to make meth.
    When Gus was dead, he continued to make meth.
    He only stopped making meth when he hit the ceiling of success but, by then, he had already gotten the neo-Nazis involved. He sealed his fate, Hank’s, and everyone else’s through his own selfishness. And it was his own goddamn fault.
    So, yeah, I can kind of see why season 5 wouldn’t really click for some people, but I think it was a masterpiece.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    You work with Crazy Fat Ethel?

  • Cakefarts

    Nostalgia. I’m in. I will at least “illegally” download it. But then I am the only person aside from one other I know who like Battlefield Earth.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    I just realized that I said the word together kind of a lot…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EURZuzHyWb0

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Oh, Omynoms: The last time I was in the hole you had some music video of guys in underwear that got skipped over then you pouted and stormed out. Can you show it to me?

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    No.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Is that the same music video of guys in underwear that wasn’t skipped earlier before it was skipped later?

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    That’s it… I’ve placed a hex on your penis. Stephen King will write a book about it. It’ll be called “Shrivel”. You brought this upon yourself.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    So in addition to being a Vorlon and the Borg Queen you’re also a witch? May Jaysus deliver us from your evil!

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    All things are possible between heaven and earth. And even more things are possible in the below-gounds.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    The minge is mighty.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Why don’t you scamper back to enjoy your de-gayed Manhole now…

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    ;_; But I LOVE the gays! Mascara is running down my face now Omy.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    You have Bubs and his cronies to blame.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Bubs lives in a trailer park. Give him a break.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Can someone link me to The now-totally-heterosexual Manhole? I don’t have the address bookmarked on this device.

  • [REDACTED]

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Ta, ta, miladdio.

  • What happened?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    The twins were minibosses. I’m fine with minibosses being gimmicky.

  • Cakefarts

    POWDERED SUGAR PIES…………. $4.99/each or 4 for $35.00

  • I have a feeling that our HiTB Age of Ultron review consisted of the Marvelitis section.

  • thatdouchewhodontlikeyourplaye

    RedLetterMedia reviews Star Wars The Force Unleashed:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwbFMd1xYDo

  • LEAVE IMMEDIATELY, YOU ARE LEAVING RIGHT NOW, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY, LEAVE RIGHT NOW, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY! I AM REPORTING YOU. LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!

  • Hey! My mother was a troll. Dads was s hardworking lowerclass toad but my mother had connections with the council. And after a wild night of passionate love making I came to be.

  • Snake Squeezer
  • Andrew Thompson.

    only sherlock i ever liked was him.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i couldnt make it all the way through. that was awful.

  • Jaws 69 – Shark Sandwich
  • Jaws 69 – Shark Sandwich

    i always thought jeremy irons would make a decent sherlock, it occurred to me after watching eragon, his character in that is holmesesque, not that eragon is a good movie mind you, no, not good, infact, it sucked harder than a v world hooker

  • it’s a cytube channel

  • Jaws 69 – Shark Sandwich

    ”IT 2: The Shaming of the Screw”

  • RLMkeepitup

    Jaws returns

  • RLMkeepitup

    speaking of natural beauties, special thanks or Exterminator City 2005

  • naah

    so this has already been spotted right? and we all stopped caring because it’s lies
    http://i.imgur.com/xMK9UQj.jpg?1

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Plinkett never cums… except in cats… and tvs…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Soooo….
    the American FDA has pulled out early on the new female viagra….
    i dont use fancy pills to get laid i use ‘Cunning LInguistics.Tm’

  • Alex

    Would be great if the “I love Star Wars”-guy and Plinkett review the next trailer together.
    I think two dudes representing different sides of the Force, and having different perversions could make a thought-provoking & spiritual jizzcussion.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    some fuck whit edited Plinkett and the nostalgia turd into the same video.
    i hope he gets raped to death by an AIDSbola infected gorilla.

  • Alex

    By the way, the “Chewie we’re home” line confirms my theory that Han Solo became a bum and Chewie’s wife threw them both out of the tree house. So they sleep in the “car” now.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    that would be better. it looks like *not Mara Jade who rides her icecream bike around a spaceship BoneYard, found it and restored it… because Han Solo for some reason dumped it.
    Me: “wait you saved the rebellion a billion times and they wont pay for your ride?”
    Han: “I forgot to get receipts….”

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i smell old man and *sniffs… Dead hookers, chunkys chicken and dead hookers, no wait! thats pizza rolls!
    can it be my fellow bums?… does something Plinkett this way come?

  • It sure did. On the TV, inside the cat before eating it uncooked…

  • Maybe they contracted Marvelitis. That would explain why the recent flow of episodes slowed down.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    You and Welshy have excellent taste.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    If you try to pronounce every syllable in “holmesesque”, it becomes a real mess of sibilants! Language is fun. :3

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Weird, why am I suddenly craving shark-fin soup…?

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Maggit already sent me the link, but just for the heck of it I tried typing ‘The Manhole “it’s a cytube channel”‘ into the search again. Nothing particularly useful came up, but for some reason Google kept name-dropping our resident Omynoms in its results blather:
    “In order to show you the most relevant results, we have omitted some entries very similar to the 3 already displayed.
    If you like, you can repeat the search with the omitted results included.”
    No, I DON’T want any “Omitted results”, thank you very much! (It would probably be all dick-pics anyway… :/)

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Yes. This.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    *through the TV!

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Maybe you should just shower, Andrew. Or better yet let me lick you clean…

  • Jaws 69 – Shark Sandwich

    Elementary, my dear Jennifer, ”A grands maux, grands remèdes” now where is my seven-per-cent solution

  • Red Skeleton

    He has had a son. Pay attention!

  • Jaws 69 – Shark Sandwich

    why why why delilah

  • Jawbacca.

  • How do you know it was his? I mean, it’s possible he got someone pregnant. Especially with the kind of pressure he comes at, some poor woman may have got caught up in the crossfire.

  • rushaholic .

    I’ve watched this at least 20 times already and i’m not even remotely close to getting sick of it!! You guys should check out the Steele Wars podcast, he’s an Aussie dude who just loves talking about Star Wars and it’s pretty damn entertaining!! Now hurry up with the Dark Knight Trilogy reviews you fat homo!!!!

  • Purple Batman isn’t all new they’ve been aiming at the Hello Kitty audience since 1989. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a0/Batman_(NES)_gameplay.png

  • tOmy`

    Totally my own impression, but it feels like they suddenly doesn’t know what to do no next. S4 is pretty much the only one not ending with cliffhanger, just with a little reveal. S5 starts and suddenly I had the feeling that the show screams “all screenwriters know damn well where they wanna get in the 6 episodes, they are just not quite sure how to fill the space”. And I guess that feelings comes from 2 things happening:

    1) When show quickly starts jumping all over the place, starts introducing a lot of “new” things, focus on many characters and starts to foreshadow future again (despite that somewhat being a running theme), it feels like they are really desperately trying to find something to show.

    2) Being way too cool for it’s own sake. I said it many times that BB is primarily cool and badass – and I am OK with that. Every cool “woah” aspect and every badass situation always comes off as a sane, not-over-the-top logical situation, that we get from certain flow of a story. I always found plane scene a bit cringeworthy, but at least it was perfectly set up, made sense and was the big “shock” in the end. But a guy killing himself with some first aid kit (or whatever the fuck it was), quickly jumping into “magnets, bitch” and that quickly followed by train sequence is just… it feels like there is not the best flow to it, rather just putting action and cool things here and there to get to the Hank sitting on toilet.

    Now, this is flaw that is hardly unique to any TV show. For what is worth, the show at this point still goes strong as fuck, still looks amazing, still is crafted close to perfection. It just seems a bit unfocused; jumping from scene to scene, day to day, situation to situation. I think this is the first time when the flow of BB gets broken. But hey, I am very well aware that in few episodes, this suddenly stops being the problem and the show picks up and gets back to it’s very best. It is a “minor” complaint I guess, but for me, I feel like I can finally put a finger on a moment that made me love the show a bit less.

  • tOmy`

    My problem really stems from the beginning of the season 5 and “where do we go from here” kinda vibe I am getting from storywriting. As I said below, I am very well aware of the fact that in few episodes, this show gets back on the track and starts going full thriller again – and I did love the second part of S5 the first time around + I am pretty sure that ain’t gonna change.

    Also, I totally agree that S5 finally gets to the important point: Walt is Heisenberg and as such, he is to be stopped. There is no tip-toeing around it, there is no bullshit. If you ever, unfortunately, made it through Sons of Anarchy, this very thing was the most awful thing about the show: Sutter didn’t want his beloved bikers to be shown in a “bad light”, despite them being murdering sociopaths leeching on a everything good in a small city. He never said: “Okay, now it’s time for you, audience, to finally get the point.” He praised them till the very end like some kind of folk heroes, despite we were watching the most obnoxious, retarded and horrifying human beings.

    I think that the “Walt is Heisenberg” comes in small portions throughout the whole show, but the last “straw” is really either “I am the danger” or “I won” dialogue from S4.

  • tOmy`

    The most cringeworthy things I find about this show are the plane crash, neo-nazis and Gus’ last moments. They are all effective, sure, and I guess they have an absolutely justified place in the show such as this, but I think these were the moments where writers got a bit carried away.

    Twins were fine by me, despite being “one dimensional” characters, there was a lot of set up for them, great scenes with them and I liked that whole “religion” (I presume it was Santa Muerte?) really gave them something unique for show that is most of the time pretty much down to earth.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    you can lick me clean if you want… but i’m taking a shower after. i KNOW where you have been.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    IVF?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    “Like a fucking shotgun!”

  • Angelo

    Women in the Place-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named now? Everything I believed in is falling apart around me.
    youtu.be/WWaLxFIVX1s

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    When you play with me you get the kind of dirty that doesn’t wash off…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    thats why i bathe in ‘RLM Brand Bleach.TM’
    it was drinkers choice two years running.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    its a scientifically proven fact that no Australian is entertaining to outsiders.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    to be fair to Bubs. she is just pandering to Katsup/Michelle colons,. the only one who ever liked her.

  • omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomitted

    Okay, off to see the family unit for the weekend. Have a good one, Omie’s homos a.k.a. homies!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i would complain… but i will go dark for the queens birthday weekend. i’m taking my 4wd to the darkest depths of Inglewood.

  • tOmy`

    So I heard UK elections went jolly good…

    Anyway, who is stoked for today’s ice hockey? Is it me?! Yes, it’s me.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Did you posted this while intoxicated?

  • tOmy`

    Nope, I am just this impressive.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    watching bad crime drama, and they said that fresh blood on a button on the victim’s clothes proved he was forced to dig his own grave….
    WAIT> WHAT!?

  • Mr_Wint

    You’re fucking Gungan nobility.

  • tOmy`

    Well, in case someone is still interested in sexism shitstorms, NME, music something something magazine something, has a brand new blog post on “The Avengers: Why Marvel’s Refusal To Make A Black Widow Movie Is A Case Of Depressing Hollywood Sexism”

    http://www.nme.com/blogs/nme-blogs/the-avengers-why-marvels-refusal-to-make-a-black-widow-movie-is-a-case-of-depressing-hollywood-sexis?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=avengers

  • Andrew Thompson.

    NME is shit.
    post moar MCR trivia!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    the British are stupid!… oh wait….

    https://youtu.be/c3IaKVmkXuk

  • playdude92 .

    Worried, that Abram´s Star Wars will be “too good”? No, at best it will be too flashy and sexy. That´ll make it genericly popular for a short while, but it won´t become iconic at all.

    For that, they´d need to dare to go ugly and gritty at times. Cause that´s Star Wars.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Does Scarlett Johansson even want to do a black widow movie? It would be nice to think maybe she doesn’t want to do nothing but marvel films for her career, and that it was her choice.

  • tOmy`

    That is sexist. How dare you disagree with another woman making a blog about what other woman wants…

    Wait a minute…

  • Uh… I don’t know what to say. Anybody got a shotgun left? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMTt0KjVz98

  • tOmy`

    Butchering Fast & Furious?!?! Oh my Gawd, the humanity! What is next? Breakfast At Taco Blart? Citizen Blart? Fucking Mallopolis?

  • Citizen Blart’s last words are “hot dogs”.

  • tOmy`

    Nah, I am just fucking with you, we all know that Fast & Furious is much better movie than Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Needs moar carz.

  • Billy_Whizz

    A Black Widow movie would be splendid. They could put Captain America in it and have them get together romantically. At some point she could get kidnapped and Cap has to rescue her with Hawkeyes help.

  • tOmy`

    “She thought she is as good as all the other MENkind. But she was wrong. Now the traffic officers hold her hostage…

    … in a highest tower of a castle…

    … for driving too bad.

    This summer, prepare for Hawkeye and Cap American putting the “trope” back into the troopers in:

    Hawkeye and Captain America: The Black Widow Movie.”

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Look forward to women inserting themselves into all of your man-places.

    …*WINK*

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Oo oo, which bad crime drama?

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Silent Witness.

  • TheManHole

    And instead of dropping a snow glob its a double bacon cheese burger?

  • Perhaps he should have said “cardiac arrest”, instead.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Is that how the Paul Revere quote went? My history is a bit fuzzy…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    who?

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I could see Paul Blart taking on a Mickey Rooney role in Breakfast at Tiffany’s. It’ll be great.

  • TheManHole

    What about Yahtzee from Zero Punctuation I know he is British born but he lives in Australia. Also Wolverine from X-man everyone seems to love him.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    I suppose staring at a relative’s penis is as good as any other form of familial-bonding… Though I might have suggested Monopoly instead. :s
    (*And if I were really your homo, you’d show me that underwear MV dammit!)

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Huge Jackoffman does not count!

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    He’s no Australian! He’s just a bloody colonial oppressor, hoping to browbeat the commonwealth back into submission through his rapid elocution.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    He could play Pokemon Monopoly, then find some way to sexualize the term “Gotta catch em all!”

  • Andrew Thompson.

    “The M.V Dammit survived many navle contacts and despite the loss of seamen was considered quite rigid. for a sloop.”
    Wankapedia.com

  • TheManHole

    STD’s are like Pokemon Gotta catch em all!

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    (‘Murica… :x)

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Guns? no idea what your talking about…..

  • TheManHole

    I think I speak for everyone when I say we need to end Women’s suffrage.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    But Omitted is immune to the STD. That’s what makes him so dangerous.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    or put them out of their misery?
    too soon?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Who’s that?

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    What the hell is a navle?

    Oh, okay. –> https://www.nbvme.org/navle-general-information/navle/
    I thought maybe it was something kinky.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    he is like a conglomeration of infectiousness. thats why we love him. he’s infectious.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Yes, the STDs. Precisely.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    But he’s also a carrier. And a blender. A mixologist of STDs, if you will.

  • ArtCarnosaur

    To be honest, this is the closest I’ve come to being entertained by something related to Happy Madison Productions in a long time. It’s not funny, but I wasn’t bored, frustrated or angry while I was watching it. I actually cracked a smile once or twice.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    sorry typo… now the whole NavalNavel joke is blown out of the water.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    You’re not allowed to crack a smile. It’s not in the RLM contract.

  • TheManHole

    We have a contract? O_o

  • ArtCarnosaur

    But you are allowed to completely lose your composure and laugh hysterically at 9/11 jokes.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    its a new kid play nice.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Oooh. A STD mixologist. I like that.

    Good thing then he doesn’t want to screw us, then. We’re safe, for now.

  • TheManHole

    <3

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Aww, don’t set Omitted up for “blown” jokes when he just left!
    Also, you can’t unsay navle now. It’s etched in time. Not even wibbly-wobbly bullshit can undo it!

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Oh, Carnosaur. That’s adorable.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    But we still have to worry about the monkeys, Domo. 🙁 Those stupid, sexy monkeys…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    The messing around with the side mirrors was a tremendous showcase of horrible comedic timing. It’s like he wishes he was Mike Stoklasa but can’t make it quite awkward enough.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    i would never do that!… if anyone saw it.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    He should try the RLM run. That’s a good trick.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Ehhhheehehe, I must watch that…

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    It always makes me sad when Pat from 2BF dies in The Thing… 🙁

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    You stole that joke from The Man Show 15 years ago! God knows who they stole it from…

  • Andrew Thompson.

    there is 20 years of it…

    “Ultraviolet” is better and only takes 6 hours.

    https://youtu.be/Jwk3KeTC7HI

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    I don’t know, Ultraviolet is my least favorite Jack Davenport vehicle… And I would ride that man anywhere.

  • Andrew Thompson.

    Monty Python, who stole it from the Goon Show, who heard ti from Winston Churchill in the war… before that no one is sure, there where rumors of a Vatican joke squad from around 1905. but nothing can be proven….

  • Andrew Thompson.

    he always looks like he is about to cry… big sad eyes.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I really think the all-female cast is the least of the problems in the Ghostbusters reboot. Just sayin’.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    That Winnie, what a card! <3 His humor was just too dry for most people. Went right over their heads, just like the German bombs.

  • Andrew Thompson.
  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    He’s sullen. That’s why he makes a perfect 17th-18th century Royal Navy officer.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    To me, Stephen Tompkinson is the one who looks like he’s always about the cry. What a wubbie~

  • Andrew Thompson.

    not as perfect as *Welshy McWelsh.TM

    that guy fucking rocked!

    https://youtu.be/ad-hYMmvctY

  • dollar store cashier wife

    2001:A Blart Odyssey

  • dollar store cashier wife

    He should have dropped his shield.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    I see your Welshy McWelsh™, and raise you a Karen Hind-legs!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY87UvZd9jU
    Also, there’s a Nickelback song in there… because FUCK YOU!
    (*Ok… so I actually kind of like “Savin’ Me” and “Far Away”. Sue Me. Nya~)

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Adam Sandler as the Monolith, showing us that humans are not ready to evolve to the next level

  • TheManHole

    Blarthood it took 12 years to make!

  • Jaws 69 – Shark Sandwich

    what folks don’t know is, written on that monolith, is ”yes, things really do suck now” at that is the answer to everything, it really is that bad

  • LoveSW_Prequels

    meh I’ll always prefer Ep 1-3 anyways

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Did you love the Star Wars Holiday Special, too? RLM liked it so much they made 2 BOTW episodes about it.

    Check it out!

  • Andrew Thompson.

    you would, cause your Qui-Gone on Gin.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I think he prefers to be called Ginny.

  • Lay off the Gin, juice.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    I love that Plinkett addressed the comments about THE resemblence…

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Gin goes well with Quinine… but I guess we’ll have to wait a couple more installments for that character.
    Maybe it’ll be a robot version of Qui Gon, but with huge boobs.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Do the bewbs have giant laser beams like they were supposed to in Robot C.H.I.C? Because that was a real let down.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    I don’t know, but I heard they end up with a wooden-plank for a love interest.

    Maybe they have tiny light-saber nipples? That would be pretty cool, right?

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Palpy beat him to it, though.

    Because that’s Palpy.

    http://redlettermedia.com/pre-rec-bloodborne/#comment-1971626749

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Light-saber nipples with crossguards? Count me in.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    One could be a homage to the old light sabers, and one could be for the crossguards. It’s a win-win for everyone.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Eeww, elephantitis of the crossguards…

    Dammit, now I want to draw this character… But I can’t draw. FAK!

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Asymmetry too? Gross…
    This is starting to not fit my rigid standards of female beauty, in spite of the useless mounds. :'(

  • Like Icare

    Qui-Nine Gin.

    A distant cousin of Qui-Gon Jinn whose parents moved to Corellia and opened up a family-run booze joint.
    During the battle of Yavin he served booze back on Corellia and watched space-ball on the holoscreen.

  • Like Icare

    Three Colors: Blarp.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    (You forgot about the robot with boobs and li-sa nips part. That’s how you develop a ‘character’. What’s with all this backstory bulltshi? You hack-hack-hackysack.)

  • LoveSW_Prequels

    love best of worst seen them several times.
    although Conversation with Kabazinski seems a little akward and haven’t watched

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    There was a mild awkward-tension in that interview. But Len’s a cool guy, and was nice nice enough to never snap their necks in all this time. Plus it’s part of the overall Kabazinski story-arc that builds to that epic BOTW cameo.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Does Quinine have the beard too?

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Hmm, you’ve stumped me with that one. He definitely has to have something beardesque, to connote QuiGon-head I think.
    We want to play off all that Phantom Menace nostalgia after all.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Palpy is always ahead of the game. Cuz he’s the hero of the story.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Another thing is whether the beard would be metallic or made of genuine Qui-Gon Hairr.

  • Like Icare

    The fact that the ForBush Man still does not have his own movie proves that the entire Marvel thing is a giant liberal conspiracy created to get people to subject themselves to subliminal cerebral recalibration and covert chipping.

    During the projection, the theater is filled with hypnotic gas, upon which the NWO medical technicians implant the mind controlling tracking chips into people’s bodies through their rectal and nasal cavities.

    Then the subliminal messages are played through the rest of the movie to make everyone a gay radical feminist that hates guns and freedom.

    Time-loss is compensated for by playing the movie at 18% faster speed, which is masked by making everyone wait for the after-credits scene during which the movie is slowed down to regular playback speed so that no one would perceive the sudden change in the speed of everything around them as they step out of the theater.

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Ew, who’s been keeping his hair all this time…?

  • Palpatine

    Yes, and none of my great plans have ever backfired on me!

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    ! Were you hiding under the table again??

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Those Padawan braids don’t come out of nowhere…

  • TheManHole

    What part of your plan had Vader throw you down a mine shaft?

  • Like Icare

    I do. But then again… I was indoctrinated by Disney at a young age.
    And terrible Italian comics about “patriots” fighting the Red Coats.
    http://www.fumetto-online.it/ew/ew_albi/images/DARDO%20EDITORE/DARDO_BLEK022.jpg

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    Shtawp, I’m starting to have an anaphalactic reaction…

  • RLMkeepitup

    what is the arrow pointing to around 4:24? sorry if this was already discussed

  • Looked like a crowd surfing Storm Trooper to me.

  • Palpatine

    No doubt that was all George’s brilliant idea.

  • Cakefarts

    “I remember a time that me and Mike and Jay were sitting around drinking and ..”

    take it away boys …

  • It’s possible that it was a joke, like the R2D2 in Star Trek.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0gpuYWCHtw

  • Hit it Johnny!

  • Palpatine

    “Before long they were cloning DNA.”

  • RLMkeepitup

    holy crap the crossing over of universes pre-dates marvelitis

  • RLMkeepitup

    ..and dudebros it was a goood time.

  • RLMkeepitup

    are you gonna show up as a ghost in episode 7 with the young ghost of dead anakin. I guess when lea and luke go we’ll get that haunted mansion movie george always wanted

  • instant relief

    Anyone, maybe even Obi-Wan! *badum tish*

  • instant relief

    Let’s talk about how good the prequls are!

  • instant relief

    Why is there no Plinkett trailer reaction video? ;P

  • WhatPlanetAmIOn

    Had a dream with RLM guys in it (seriously).
    Rich was ranting about something, Mike was drunk and Jay was being charming.
    Then we played paintball and I was in the same team as Jay.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    “In” the same team?

    Omitted’s not gonna be happy about this.

  • RLMkeepitup

    no Jack or Jessi or Wizard? come on now, those team sizes are totally unrealistic

  • Toffoli_73

    Aesthetically, I like it. Already seems to have more of the organic realism of the originals. As far as the rest? Like many others my biggest fear is that this film will be generic fan service with no real identity of its own. Like when someone tells you exactly what you want to hear even though that might now have the best result. We’ll get a checklist of “Star Warsy” moments. Here’s hoping they accidentally catch lightning in a bottle like back in ’77. I’m just glad I don’t have anything invested in these films being any good like when I was a kid. If it sucks I can have a big laugh about it. (But then secretly cry myself to sleep for weeks.)

  • Crixxxx

    A new Prequel defense documentary is being made. They need $3000 to make it happen. So forget about that donation you were going to make to pediatric cancer research, everybody go help support this noble cause:

    https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-prequels-strike-back

  • Mr_Wint

    #omittedbait

  • Toffoli_73

    Well that solves it! Prequels redeemed!

  • Palpatine

    Hmm, I was considering donating my money to help starving African kids in Cambodia, but this sounds like a much better idea! Sorry kids, but a documentary about some of the most disappointing movies of all time is much important!

  • Toffoli_73

    But that doc is going to explain why you were wrong, so very wrong, to be disappointed at all. How could you be when the whole saga came “full circle”?

  • Palpatine

    New HitB means I am outta here!

  • tOmy`

    Oh no, not this shit again. I really hoped they threw it in the fucking volcano by now.

    P.S.: NO, I am NOT letting this nerd joke go, mkay?!

  • RLMkeepitup

    this thread is clear

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Can I have yo numba?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Seriously, nice! 😀

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    🙁

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Haha. Well done. Thanks. 🙂

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Which of my videos is my picture from?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Clever. 😉

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I put nerds on my ice cream sundaes.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    How much for the pantaloons?

    … For science, of course. I’ll even write a paper about it.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I saw one of your comments earlier and got happy. 🙂

    Happy in my pants, but still happy.

  • Gross.
    You wear PANTS?

  • Alex

    How about we donate the money to a contract-killer that will take care of said project.

  • Sure. It’s THX 1138.

  • Alex

    I thought they were lynching him, but yeah, crowd surfing makes sense.

  • Angelo

    Palpy, since you’re here, I’ve always wondered, you know, about Empire Strikes Back… WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE
    http://youtu.be/rKtciRCVpFE

  • WrongWithYourFace

    So they’re making a documentary about a theory they didn’t come up with themselves, and which anyone interested can go read about online right now!

    Besides, that one guy already did that 108-page rebuttal to the Plinkett Phantom Menace review. For free!

  • Jennifer Elise Bunnell

    That was QUITE an edit-rant, Andy. 🙂

  • Thanatos2k
  • Thanatos2k

    You’re literally advertising illegal movie streams on their webzone.

  • Thanatos2k

    I actually wish they’d play The Force Unleashed, and rip on it.

  • Thanatos2k

    Or it could be because Black Widow is a fucking boring character no one cares about.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s a site that only allows people to watch youtube clips.There’s no actual streaming involved and half of the immensely obscure b-movies people watch there probably falls under public domain anyway.

  • tOmy`

    I felt bad about this one as well, so I swapped “.” for “?” just to stay webcam friends.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    It’s appropriately from the second Force Awakens trailer reaction. I was going to look for a proper expression in other videos at first but then I figured your “Whoo! Let’s watch it!” bit would suit just fine, even though your actual reaction to the trailer wasn’t quite as enthusiastic. 🙂

  • Thanatos2k

    Didn’t someone just stream Predator? I’m pretty sure I just saw comments saying you were about to stream Predator.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Apparently Predator is youtube:/

  • Marvin Falz

    I’m reminded of Warhol’s fifteen minutes of fame expression. Since
    it’s very easy for almost everybody with a laptop and internet access to
    make a video and upload it to YouTube, it’s not that hard to gain some
    popularity albeit at the cost of quality. By ‘quality’ I mean first and
    foremost the quality of the content. Emotional reactions to a trailer
    without any intellectual process is not quality, it’s not art, it’s not
    worth recording for the public. It’s like tweeting that you enjoyed your
    meal. I guess, that those fans don’t care about making a statement.
    Maybe some of them are bought by Disney to create a hype among their
    viewers and Star Wars fans? Maybe some of these videos function as
    promos in disguise, because the persons reacting to the trailer seem so
    childlike and innocent and nobody would suspect them to try to sell
    something.

  • Marvin Falz

    I just want a good story in a Star Wars setting. Or maybe not. Maybe I don’t want and don’t need a new Star Wars anymore, since there will never be another good Star Wars. The two good ones and the third to end the story are complete in themselves, they don’t need to be expended. The prequels could have been good if the creators hadn’t focussed on making everything Star Wars-y. The J.J. Abrams one seems to go a similar way. So why bother except for RLM’s and the webzones’ reactions to it.

  • Uncle Sporkums

    Nerds are so damn pathetic.

  • Bahareh Khosravi

    They’re stylish and also stained with general Grievance’s ass shit. I’ll give them to you in exchange for some Bea Arthur urine jars.

  • Alex

    The DVD chapters of the documentary will include glorious gems such as:

    -taxation of trade routes 101
    -Lightsabers, Lightsabers, Lightsabers!
    -why JarJar is the best character ever created
    -It rhymes
    -Ben Huoaah!
    -why Princess Amidala is the best female character ever created
    -Yoda is going to town
    -Darth Maul isn’t dead, he’s recovering in a space hospital from his injuries and is doing fine, thanks.
    -why RLM is so, so wrong
    -seriously, fuck you Jay & Mike

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Maybe its a normal way to react in a world where two-way interaction between creator and fan is the order of the day. At best this is pure fandom being expressed but at worst its the feeling that these fans play some creative role in Mega Corps latest product universe direction. I, for one, will not watch Fast Man if his blood isn’t green.

  • Thanatos2k

    Certainly not legally.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Any reason you specify “ass shit”? Does Grievance have other fecal orifices?

    Pantaloons before abstract.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Yeah, my trailer reactions are a bit phony at times if I’ll be honest. They’ve recently begun to be more of me just being like, “Yep, that was a trailer.” Exceptions for Interstellar and some other well-executed trailers, but even then I generally don’t scream and jump around and masturbate a R5-D4 droid.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    So, all those films were subliminal Faddlechudding messaging?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Well, maybe you should? You would get so many subscriptions from Tyrone Magnus.

  • Bahareh Khosravi

    But of course! It was explained in one of the books. There’s also general Grievance chocolate dispensers that shoot out his stool from these orifices. God in heaven man! Learn the lore!

  • Bahareh Khosravi

    Fuck your cat, it’s February?

  • bruce wayne

    … a group of prequel fanbois dressed as ninjas came bursting through the windows to try and kidnap Mike and Jay.
    But fake Plinkett came to the rescue in a wheelchair with The Rocketeers jet pack for speed, and six light sabers strapped to The wheels.
    After the prequel boys were vanquised we created a new best of the worst, by watching the prequels, and ROTS won, so we took a dump on the TMP and ATOC tapes, and fed them to pigs.
    Then real Plinkett was so enraged by being forced to watch the prequels again, finally got off his fat lazy ass; sealed himself in a room with pizza rolls, beer, his brain medicine and two hookers, and spent the next four weeks making new reviews of the Matrix films, STID, The Toxic Avenger, and an Empire Strikes Back comentary.

    The hookers were never seen again.

  • Galactic Shawn

    Who’s beard do you think smells better, George Lucas or George R.R. Martins?

  • Disqus Dikus

    It is Martin, you fraud.

  • Galactic Shawn

    I heard George R.R Martin’s beard smells like taco meat.

  • Marvin Falz

    I like how you reference Leonard Nimoy to make a point and then use excerpts from Star Trek TOS to show a reaction to his passing. I think it’s actually really subtle. Mr. Plinkett, I like your style!

  • thatdouchewhodontlikeyourplaye

    Here’s a parody edit of Half In The Bag’s review of Star Trek Into
    Darkness made to look like they’re reviewing Star Wars The Force Awakens
    instead.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUcs2vbsxUc

    This
    is a re-edit and uploaded today as I felt the older version didn’t
    have enough “Star Wars” connections. Plus I pooped on JJ Abrams in this
    newer version.

  • Kyle

    Clever.

  • thatdouchewhodontlikeyourplaye

    Cheers. 🙂

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  • Then a Hellbeast Ate Them

    Watching those clips of “reaction videos” is so annoying. What’s wrong with these fucking people? What do they think Star Wars is?

  • Andrey Tarkovsky Reference

    Gimme my pizza roll, you fat fuck!

  • bruce wayne

    Darth Vader should never say Padme, or Snuffalupagus.

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  • Poe loves Rey

    they’re all faggots

  • Poe loves Rey

    By the time this trailer aired, MakingStarWars.net had already leaked most of the flick, so Plinkett shouldn’t have had these questions since they were already answered. Fatass couldn’t do the simple task of reading spoilers.
    Hey Plinkett, STOP USING THE SPECIAL EDITIONS WHEN YOU SHOW SCENES FROM THE OT!!! WTF, dude,

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