Half in the Bag

Half in the Bag: Life and Power Rangers

March 27, 2017116 Comments

Mike and Jay talk about two wonderful new films while Jay prepares his vows for his gay wedding with a syphilitic elderly man who hasn’t showered in 7 years and has disgusting genital warts on his decades old fecal encrusted taint.
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Half in the Bag: Get Out and Logan

March 5, 2017153 Comments

While prepping engagement photos for Jay and Mr. Plinkett, because that’s a thing that’s happening now, Mike and Jay decide to take a break to talk about two recent movies, Get Out and Logan.
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Half in the Bag: La La Land and The Bye Bye Man

January 22, 2017182 Comments

Mike and Jay watch two recent movies only because their titles are somewhat similar.
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Half in the Bag: Rogue One

December 19, 20161,044 Comments

Mike and Jay are paid a visit by the City Inspector! They also talk about Disney’s™ Star™Wars™ Rogue™One™A™ Star™ War™ Story™.
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Half in the Bag: 2016 Movie Catch-up

December 3, 2016240 Comments

Mike and Jay discuss a bunch of movies they’ve seen in 2016 that have the word “The” in the title.
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Half in the Bag: Shut In and Arrival

November 17, 2016282 Comments

Mike and Jay talk about Shut In, a new release movie that everybody has already forgotten exists, and Arrival, an intelligent science fiction drama that was beaten at the box office by an animated children’s movie based on those big haired troll dolls.
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Half in the Bag: Doctor Strange

November 7, 2016150 Comments

Jay and Mike talk about another new Marvel film. Marvel at their amazing conversation! There’s even a cameo by Stan Lee!
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Half in the Bag: Box Office Number Crunching

October 10, 2016181 Comments

Mike and Jay take a break from watching new release garbage movies to talk about the garbage movies that have already come out this year. Mike also makes cynical predictions about the 2017 box office.
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Half in the Bag: Blair Witch and Don’t Breathe

September 20, 2016305 Comments

Mike and Jay are back at Mr. Plinkett’s house, discussing two recent horror films: The rebootquel Blair Witch and Don’t Breathe, a movie that isn’t a sequel, reboot, or the first entry in a cinematic universe.
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Half in the Bag: Stranger Things

August 12, 2016459 Comments

Mike and Jay discuss the Netflix series Stranger Things, the first and last TV series to ever be discussed on Half in the Bag! OMG!
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