Special Guest star Freddie Williams II joins us on this episode of Wheel of the Worst!!!
Filed in: Best of the Worst
YES! I’ve been waiting for a new video. Christmas has come early.
“No way, a new one?!”
Just came* out of my mouth right now.
It’s gonna be great
Freddie Williams draws good.
Down vote if you want, Fucking FIRST! Thank you Billy Zabka!!
Freddie Williams is the man
Happy Holidays you hack frauds.
I can’t wait for the New Year’s stream.
Happy Holidays, and thanks, guys. Gosh.
It’s a good thing I don’t have a social life or I would have missed this!
Owww myyyyy Gawwwdddd
next Jay and Mike review Team America / The Interview
Jesus Christ, Blip sucks
I love how they show us several Marvel comics just to prove that guy is a real Marvel comic artist.
Hey Mike! You don’t wish Ebola on people!
Percy Gryce is 7 for 7: seven WOTW and I’ve had at least one video on each wheel.
Suck it, all you other nerds.
Where’s the camel feet?
I would be interesting to see what they think about this whole Mess. Even if the movie is good or not. If its ever released. I would pay for it just out of spite.
I can’t stop cumming!
Nothing quite says “Happy Birthday” than having a new episode of Best of the Worst! Except for actually saying “Happy Birthday”.
Couldn’t get Freddie Prinze? :/
I’m picturing the ShowBiz Pizza Bear sneaking up on Rich Evans in the night and yelling “I will fuck up your face”.
YAY!!! Richmas starts today!!!!
It’s damn near 1am here and you choose now to release new content?!
I’ll take it!!!
[btw: Has anyone seen the casting for the re-reboot of the new Fantastic 4 movie?]
sush! i’m busy…!
Ebola is funny….
Don Wilson is a visionary genius! Giraffe’s Night Out!
Kid sand airbags – first time car gets hit there’s a sega genesis that goes flying
someone made the “kids sandbag” joke. or am i insane?
Now you’re a graduate of ninja school, Gryce.
Was Boyhood really bad or are they exaggerating?
I think “The Baldwin in the Attic™” was Alec doing his audition for Beetlejuice.
They really didn’t care for it, and their contempt was only amplified by people bitching that they SHOULD like it.
What are you babbling about?
In Justine Bateman’s defense, the couch WAS being occupied by Jason Bateman. Just saying.
I have been searching the local shops for weird ass VHS tapes to send to RLM as a christmas gift.
As if this couldn’t get better…. the ending sleighs it for me 🙂 Merry Christmas Ninjas!
I hate guest hosts. It’s like when TV shows have to add a new character to the main gang because the show is getting stale. Examples: Oliver on the Brady Bunch, Poochie on the Simpson, any show that introduces an infant, and Kevin Bacon.
It’s Richmas, asshole. Get yer shit together.
Where’s your fucking Santa hat?
Merry Richmas ya filthy animal!
g7AAAAjkhgdsjkghes. i just got a call. FUCK YOU REALITY I WANTED TO WATCH THIS!!!!!!!
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!! Kevin Bacon saved an entire community from a life without DANCE!
Holy crap Rich Evans you’re amazing. Also, Freddie Williams was great! You guys always make my day.
My New Year’s Resolution is to watch more Plinkett Reviews. Help me out RLM!
i wish i had time. Google “john Safran Footloose”
You have no fucking clue what you’re talking about. All of Marvel’s movies are all total shit. No, they are worse than shit, they are diarrhea. DC has put out some of the best CBMs of the past three decades. How can you say, with a straight face, that The Avengers is better than The Dark Knight trilogy or Man of Steel? They recommended all of Marvel’s movies that they reviewed and they say in this very video that “Marvel got it right”. Only fucking idiots would say these three are NOT Marvelites. Open your goddamn eyes, people! Marvel and Disney probably paid RLM off to give their shitty movies good reviews just like they have to every other critic who’s ever given Marvel good reviews. I’m just shocked that people are this dense to believe these jokers understand what a good movie is. They gave Skyfall and Dredd recommendations for fuck’s sake! Those two movies are essentially brain dead entertainment ala Marvel’s bullshit. If you’re intellectual, mature, and like depth in movies, then you have to enjoy DC’s stuff. If you like total shit, then Marvel is for you.”
ask Wizard Phoenix.
I hope santa gives me ebola for christmas
WHERE’S THE GIF YOU HACK FRAUDS
The lady on the cover on Laugh looks familiar
I guess a 108 page rebuttal was too long to write for him.
damn solar rays ruined my fish sitter torrent
Is that like The Indian in the Cupboard?
Someone needs to send them the sequel:
“How to Become a Teenage Ninja II: The Secret of the Ooze”
I think the beam coming out of the TV and killing someone is a reference to “Halloween III: Season of the Witch” and not “Raiders of the Lost Ark”. But me and Jay are probably the only people on this site who like that movie, so it doesn’t matter.
The “mice” in the dog video aren’t mice. They are ferrets. Or squirrels. Some mammal. Or birds.
I liked it for what it was, especially since it was the first Halloween movie I saw. I did spend the whole movie thinking, “When the fuck is Michael Myers going to show up?”
(Jay spins wheel)
Dog Sitter VHS
(Rich dies, the end)
Well, he shows up on the TV for a moment, so I guess that counts.
Holy shit. That phone call. Bravo.
Don’t don’t about things you don’t like Sheev.
i will say i love 1989’s THE PUNISHER with Dolph Lundgren. flame away. i dont give a rat’s ass. the movie’s awesome and i could sit and watch it in a loop with PREDATOR and KING OF THE KICKBOXERS
I like how no one has spoiled the ending . . . yet.
Best Best of the Wheel of the Worst of the Worst ending evah?!
Guinea pigs or some shit.
shut up!!!! i am having to weld like a mad man to,,, and the phone rings!!!!
Those first 2 vids had interesting titles but were disappointing. Just like half the movies on netflix.
Boyhood isn’t bad it’s the most amazing fucking thing since the creation of fire. And do you know who made fire? Richard Linklater, the most original and groundbreaking director since Alfred Hitchcock.
Sir Leonard in da house!
If you like monkeys riding dogs, look for the Banana Derby at a county fair near you
Steve Cantin pulled a Crazy Fat Ethel 2 and put large sections of Cat Sitter in Dog Sitter. For shame!
Eric Stoltz really sunk to a new low with that Ninja Master business
Jorge was on the final episode of The Colbert Report tonight.
He ruined that too.
That was so funny I blacked out. Merry Christmas you hack frauds!
Me too. Or maybe I just fell asleep–because I’m so fucking old.
No beer for the guest.. another first for BOTW?
BUT HOW DO WE COMBAT THE ICE DAMS?!
Come to Florida.
i have to go. fucking irl.
Wait, Freddie Williams the III? Isn’t it Freddie Prinz Jr the II? Ah, fuck it, NEW VIDEO!
What are you, a fireman or something?
Best. Destruction. Ever.
I prefer monkeys washing cats.
Pic uploads not on for anyone else?
Is this code?
So when will RLM start selling Puffy The Airbag Bear on their webzone store?
Hey, in those bullies’ defense, the ninja kids DID just materialize in front of them out of green vampire mist. I’d be more scared of that than their dollar store pajamas.
What–you can’t see all the hilarious gifs and vids and memes and such?
That movie was so bizarre its almost unbelievable considering what a machine Marvel is now. I remember watching it as a kid and as a Punisher fan, and thinking “what in the fuck is this?”
No, not in a good way.
Seems like these hacks are working part time…
No, Palpy, I liked it too.
i wish i was half that cool. i’m a farmer. i have to take my fire tank and pump off the fire fighting trailer and re-weld it cause it snapped its chassis. 2000+ “Pounds” of water made it sad. now stop asking logical questions!
Disqus wouldn’t let me post the actual picture for some reason.
Len! LENNNNNNNNN! Len, punching a shit VHS!! I’m so fucking happy!!!
Alfred Hitchcock? Alfie was a sperm in his father’s nutsack when Linklater was envisioning the twelve years it would take to film his masterpiece of cinema.
Prank call, comic book artist, and LEN!?
Now Now, guys. It takes the fun out of it when you MAKE the gifs for us.
RLM, once again you’ve spun a silk purse out of a two sows’ ears, and Rich
Evans has, off the cuff, violated all seven provisions of the Federal Telecommunications Decency and Fraud Prevention Act of 1966.
Well, I got up at 5 a.m. this morning, so I could get my work done early, so I could watch the promised new BOTW. But I wasn’t joking when I said I fell asleep or when I said that I am fucking old.
So I’m out.
If the gifs were made in 1885 you’d be like “I need me some gifs up in this bitch.”
I’m partial to the Un Chien Andalou style one.
Len kicks ass!!! that is all…
I feel like reddit.com/r/moviescirclejerk has leaked into this Disqus comment section.
Before I clicked on the link, I thought it was going to pop up a picture of that bear character from Rich Evan’s bday party when he was a kid.
I enjoy soldering gun holsters to live pigs and sowing monkeys onto to dogs… finally, people who share my interests. Welp, back to savin’ the farm
I think they mentioned the further joking was more of a reaction to finding out just how highly rated it was than a reaction to people bitching.
Sill, does anyone at RLM like it? I don’t religiously follow their twitch videos where I imagine Jack or someone has shared further thoughts on it. (If there’s a link to this hypothetical discussion, let me know.)
I’m probably not going to see Boyhood until it (inevitably) gets back into major theaters around January. I consider myself a bit Linklater fan though. The ONLY movie of his I don’t like is Bad News Bears.
As soon as they develop any sort of business sense.
Step 1. Start a kickstarter for 100 grand to make a Puffy the Airbag Bear prototype.
Come to Florida. Buy AK-47 with 150 round drum from Rural King. Shoot holes in gutters so water drips through. Say goodbye to ice dams.
@lenkabasinski:disqus You should write a book called “How to Be As Badass As Me”
Rich Evans is awesome.
“I will fuck up your face”
Another line to add to my RLM collection.
By closing the fucking doors!
Yeah hi, my name is Dan Wilson. This number used to be for a video thing? I gotta video from you guys, its called DOG SITTER. It gave me a great idea, see I run Iowas largest wildlife preserve, and i wanna produce a video for giraffes! Just imagine how many zoos are in this country! I gotta idea ya see, were gonna build all these platforms in down town manhattan, and we’re gonna walk guys around with cameras its gonna be like the giraffes night out in manhattan, the platforms are gonna be 15 feet in the air. We’re gonna put it on a D-V-D! And ah uh i know those kids like the torrents? So i wanna bombard every D-V-D with solar radiation. I think that’ll create some kind of MAGNETRON, and if anyone tries to copy the video its gonna be like a beam is gonna fly right into their eyes like raiders of the lost ark! And…And hold on they’ve come back, let me go…(Whats going on?! Get away form my door!)…Hey uh hold on i gotta go shoot some guys! I’ll talk to you later! My name’s DON WILSON I own Iowas largest wildlife preserve!
I get the impression they both pretty much despised it.
Are you trying to make Rich’s prank Google-able? 😛
I felt something strange laughing in exactly the same manner as the whole RLM crew at Rich’s glorious prank call. I felt a metaphysical connection…. like love surpassing time and space. I felt like I belonged. I felt real… like there’s something out there. There is a God! The world around me… it’s a wonderful place. And I’m no longer afraid to die!
Then I realized I was staring into a lifeless, glowing screen laughing with myself. Nobody else. http://new4.fjcdn.com/comments/Oh+look+another+anime+themed+faggotgreat+_61468dbc2bb67a7a75e3863168c4ccf3.jpg
OK, will watch this later..
Florida sounds like a happening place. May I shoot the alligators with the AK-47? (I’ll need a second drum of ammo of course, after all the holes I’ll be shooting in my gutters.)
WHEN’S THE NEXT UPDATE YOU HAAAAAAAAA Oh, hey. Can’t wait to watch this later.
but does Dog Sitter work? you telling me none of you frauds have a dog you could have tested this VHS on? way to go the extra mile hacks what is this an adam sandler film?
BURN THE HOUSE!!!
Loved the cameo!
I wasn’t laughing, I was grinning maniacally.
Every animal in the Dog Sitter video is now dead.
RIP in piece ghost rider monkey
you had a hard life. you can rest now.
I almost thought they were going to mail it to Frank Miller! But he’s probably too crazy for that.
It’s possible that RIch is also allergic to dogs? He seems allergic to everything else.
Now that Len is an official FoRLM, we might expect the dog guy to become their ally in the future as well.
Rich’s prank calls should be a show in itself.
We really have to send them more bizarre videos with phone numbers to inspire him to more.
I own a sword just like that one.
It’s a piece of shit.
Agreed. Anyone who doubts Rich’s abilities should watch that. It’s Oscar worthy.
It worked on their dog brain, like lion brain.
When I saw the Dog Sitting video on the wheel, I don’t know why, but I thought of the great Howie Mandel movie Walk Like A Man.
Bottles Mike has attempted to break: 1183
Bottles Mike has actually broken: 0
…you’re my only hope.
it would only contain two words though
That movie gives me nightmares. I’m not fuckin around here.
The next 200 pages would be made of tissue paper so you can cry yourself to sleep.
At first I was slightly disappointed that nobody wanted to vote it Best of the Worst. And then things just skyrocketed into entertainment.
Though I’m slightly disappointed they stopped playing N64 games on PreRec and never got around to Starfox 64 or Episode 1: Battle for Naboo.
Go Len, go Len, go!
True. He scares me sometimes…
Nah, I’ve been a vocal fan of that film for ages too – eight more days to Halloween!
The idea of using the Halloween name to create a serial adventure show was way cooler than finding increasingly stupid ways to regenerate Michael Myers’ corpse. On the other hand it would have been much harder to film in Corey Feldman’s back yard.
I had a Baldwin in my attic once, but I put out some Baldwin traps.
If you truly believe that, that’s fucking sad. If you’re trying to be funny with sarcasm – go fuck yourself!
Did you know that 9/11 was an inside job?
fucking disney Frozen ice dames… i hate that movie!
“We’re gonna put a magnetron in the tape!” I love you, Rich Evans.
i thought i was the only one. oh, i’m so alone.
Len Kawasaki 3: Curse of Ninja – best ending ever
I went and checked Wikipedia after the Frank Miller bit…the page has been vandalized and reverted at least twice in the past couple of hours. WAY TO GO YOU HACK FRAUDS! XD
Also, I lost my shit during the discussion of the Kid Sand Airbag video.
By increasingly stupid ways do you mean some bullshit druid curse that was given to Mikey for no reason whatsoever? Then yes, an anthology thing would’ve been better.
Jesus Christ, Rich, that phone call was fucking beautiful.
A bad ninja always blames his katana. You could give a Len a piece of felt & in his hands it would become a deadly weapon.
im hoping for an xmas special.
It’s coming. Jay said on Wednesday that he’s been editing it for a while.
I’m still hoping for that Horse Ninja comic.
Screenshots! I just looked and nothing!
none of these movies are close to Tree-Stand Safety.
its friday here… should i just google it?
You have to check the article history. The edits were reverted pretty quick. Here’s the most recent one:
And the other one:
Seriously. This might be their best BOTW yet. I feel spoiled.
i suggest altering the vanilla ice page… no one cares about that.
yeah, like excercise
I’m a samurai.
Thanks for your appearance, Len – fantastic work! 😀
His comment was so dense. It was like poetry, it rhymed. Every stanza…
MY NAMES DAN…I MEAN DOOONN WILSON AND I RUN IOWAS LARGEST WILDLIFE PRESERVE….
dogie cam works! i dont know why these hacks faked it.
Really, really strong guest performances this time around! The “Artist Renditions” were all great (especially the picture with Rich, Josh and Jay) and I was laughing hard throughout the whole ending bit.
Ahh thankyou, a new episode!
Merry Christmas to you lot, thanks for the vids.
i also wish i had the time to watch this b4 i posted. then this would have been a topical comment rater than me winging about my life.
Rich is A GOD! you wish you had his sex appeal.
and if you want to donate to the “Rich Evans Sex Appeal” click on the patron link.
fuck both of them. i’m a MachineGun! and thats why martial arts dont rule shit.
that prank call was another instant classic Rich Evans moment, pure gold!! Also that ending segment with Mr. Kabasinski was magnificent, christmas really came early this time! 🙂
its Richmas around here.
oh SHIT!!! Thats how you end everything! no spoilers.
And not just Star Trek movies, but everything.
its well worth the time.
thats why we started. then some of us(Me) went to far.
Gee whiz, you must already have over a million vhs tapes and DVDs if you receive thousands each day.
i know i wish people would shut up about the spoiler for 24 hours at least.
Don’t worry, Fred. Don’t worry.
I like your beard.
long story short i blame me.
Sausage eggroll! This is by far, the Best of the Wheel of the Worst episodes. Having Len destroy that tape was amazing, and hilariously anti-climactic.
gators are pussys! why are americans scared of them!? they are tiny!
i cant think of a movie that doesn’t need that ending! imagine that was black and white and he snaped “Rosebud.” Bang suddenly i give a shit about casablanca.
Anyone who spoils the ending is a fucking moron…. vvv
you never liked my beard!
it could be worse… remember the new lightsaber?
I like your ribs… cage.
Rich is the Love and the LIFE.
i still love Rich Evans: “I’m going to sneak around this guys ass.”
shame that didnt last. i’m glad i watched the rest of the vid b4 i read the comments.
calm down. Boyhood was GENIUS! surely you can see that?
Palpatine’s behind it all!
as a kid in the 80″s i loved The Punisher(before i knew how much the steroid comics ruined everything.) and i loved the movie cause of nostalgia and it was filmed in my country.
starwars, matrix and punisher. all ruined in sydney.
Huh, they mixed up Freddie Williams II’s name with JH William III’s name. I can’t blame them–I get them confused all the time.
Ah, so you were quoting nonsense. Why didn’t you say so?
you say that like its a bad thing…
i do like writing but probably would be better at writing a book about making kick ass spanish rice *shrugs*
Best of the worst ending ever!!
Ninja Master wearing a Kung Fu outfit… And using Chinese Kung Fu Broadswords… Ninjitsu is japanese and kung fu is chin… Aw, fuck it.
Freddie’s a nice dude. He did a few pieces for me a couple years ago and I still have them on my wall
a chemical magnetron would revolutionise electronics and Physics!!!!!!!!!! fuck your shity dog video you should talk to C.E.R.N!
…….. Sigh. My wife just told me she thinks Mike Stoklasa sounds like my mother. That is not a joke, she actually said that. Every time I watch RLM, apparently, she’s been asking if I’m on skype with my mother (I hadn’t noticed) and the reason, I , she revealed today, is because she thought “one of those guys” sounds like my mother. I thought “Rich Evans, I could handle. Jay, I’d be fine with. Plesase, please, PLEASE God don’t let it be Mike.” ….. It was Mike.
I am seriously needing to re-evaluate my life now.
did you mean re-evaluate your WIFE? yes i’m sure thats what you meant….
She also said Rich Evans sound bit like my Grandmother BUT that’s acceptable because my grandmother is actually from that part of the country.
A divorce will do nothing to repair this blow to my psyche.
sorry about that. my partner contents herself with. “Are you on that website again?” i explained its a webzone.. but she never gets it.
I saw 54:56 and came.
i know! best ending ever! i need new pantaloons.
I don’t have anything to say, since I haven’t watched it yet. I just wanted to get in early with a comment when there was ONLY 220 of them and none about gifs or gamers.
So your wife thinks your mother sounds like a thirty-something year old Polish-American guy?
there was a few about gifs…. but on the plus side. there is new BotW.
Oh god, I almost died laughing at Rich’s prank call.
When is the next Best of the Plinkett in the Bag of the Worst review?
That was a great video! Awesome work RLM!!!!!!!!! My only complaint…… I hate to say it but…. James Rolfe aka The AVGN already chopped a shitty ninja movie in half like 8 years ago… and he did it better. 🙁
Who gives a shit what James Rolf did. It;s like saying “sorry Jimmy Hendrix but Bob Dylan already sang All Along the Watch Tower 8 years ago and he did it better.”
No it’s like saying a professional stunt actor is copying the schtick of an angry man-child. It doesn’t reflect well on either of them.
In your warped perspective perhaps. I doubt they even watch AVGN videos or care.
Speaking of AVGN, has anyone noticed that everyone on his videos is commenting about the length of his pal Mike’s dick?
Yeah what kind of an asshole watches internet movie reviews anyway?
I loved how they subtly rubbed our face in the no gifs thing
I wish your hack fraud vidograph could handle PAL.
Cause the “Best of Australias Worst.” would be interesting.
My top 3 nominations are
Danger 5: http://youtu.be/xYXHzOqnMpk
DAAS Kapital: http://youtu.be/89rIor6AA7g
Double the Fist!: http://youtu.be/hVI_FCrQJBM
the best part is the Australian Government paid for these shows… come on America! give your ass walet to patrion. rather than the patriotism.
OHGAWD FINALLY SOMETHING TO MASTURBATE TO
Ok seriouslly you fuck tard person of questionable integrity, are you getting paid to advertise Danger 5 or something?
I’M NOT GONNA WATCH YOUR SHITTY AUSTRALIAN TELEVISION!!!
you’re on your own Mr Skellington.
By pure coincidence, I just watched Downfall yesterday. Holy shit that was awesome. Nice to see the human, albiet twisted and delusional, side of Hitler. (And yes I’m replying to myself. Get over it.)
Danger 5 isn’t bad, it’s amazing.
It’s hard to take that film seriously with all them parodies on YouTube.
Wonder how they’ll top last years Christmas episode?
Really? Because I could never take the PARODIES seriously.
No….no he really didn’t do it better. Did he punch and kick it first? Did he make a short movie out of it with badass narration? No, he didn’t.
I have no idea. Has Randy Quaid done any other terrible holiday movies?
No one can anything better than Len
You know that two people performing the same basic action doesn’t mean that one “ripped off” the other….right?
Well neither do I. But when you watch that film without thinking about the parodies, it’s pretty damn good. Probably the best portrayal of Hitler in a movie.
Higher production value? Yes, absolutely. Exact same joke? Completely. Having been a fan of James Rolfe’s work, literally SINCE his TMNT 3 video, Len’s bit at the end felt a little bit painful.
Because nobody destroyed something they didn’t like before James Rolfe….yup.
I think this was uploaded literally as I was falling asleep in my bed.
YOU HACK FYUCKS! … I love you.
Oh man, I just re-watched True Detective on a binge the other day, still excellent..
your hate only makes our TV stronger.
Why does she think all of the male RLM members sound like your female relatives? Does Jessi sound like you father?
“No, Red, I am your father.”
It gives him focus.
Alright, alright, alright, alright…
it is nice to see hitler a a crazy human rather than a personification of evil. people give him to much credit.
during the last stream jay was complaining about how much work the editing was, and yet it says edited by some mike, what’s up with that jay? seriously whats up with that?
so do i when i see Rich. IN THE PANTS!
A bunch of YouTube comments were whining about that as being excessive and ‘too much’.
“Could we have had a warning please?”
Uh, NO you whining SHITS!
Sharing the burden is the Richmas spirit?
Oh yeah? Well, my great-great-great…great-great-great ancestor invented the wheel! So HA!
unless he was editing something else, right? you know maybe the version with just jay. maybe he was editing like a best of the worst quick cuts thing when its just him. maybe?
Is Jay singing the Ninja song during the credits?
From Rich himself a few days ago:
“There were delays with the last BOTW, what’s probably going to happen is there will be a cluster of episodes of RLM stuff the second half of this month. There are two eps of BOTW in the editing pipeline and there will be another HITB most likely in Dec”
You’re welcome. Proof:
So we can conclude that the whole RLM (plus Freddie Williams) were caught by the dog subliminal messages in that tape?
the editing changes based on what the production company has time for.
i still got my fingers crossed for best of the quick cuts. you never know.
coated with subliminal messages of love.
I don’t think the wolverine movie review was positive from RLM
Who else is now interested in Cat Sitter?!
you and Omitted both.
It definitely was for X-Men Origins: Wolverine … I know, I know.
and here is me struggling to stay awake… Stupid circular planet!
This is what I get for reading the comments, but I’m going to shirk my responsibility over to you and get angry for you ruining things.
Thanks a lot, jackass.
just watching this again for sleepy time. and i noticed the Titanic bucket! i smell Plinkett!
“This” is “Chris”tmas.. and i didnt see that second coming…
Lol! “This is why God invented dumpsters!” Funniest thing I’ve ever heard on BotW
And the guy from the dog video.
He’s not an official one until he sends in ten boxtops and gets the secret decoder ring.
Why didn’t somebody tell me this was gonna “drop” (I’m so 2008!) last night? Now, I can’t watch it until I get home from work, and all that anticipation, on top of a heavy holiday diet, is not good for me. Plus all the best comments will have already been taken, and I’ll look, as usual, like a reactionary wannabe.
But, hey, Yay!, though.
It’s gonna be great.
Bruno Ganz lost (not even nominated) best actor to Jamie Foxx in Ray that year.
It’s an hour long? AN HOUR?
Gosh, this is better than leaving cookies for Santa when you’re nine and eating the cookies the next morning, because you’re nine and you stopped believing in baby sh!t when you were five but you jut go along with it to make Mommy happy and fyuck Santa, anyway — COOKIES!
I drove a Lincoln before I got paid to drive a Lincoln. I just like the way my ass fits in a Lincoln.
An actual animated gif reference? That’s cold, brah.
This episode was amazing. Freddie Williams’ cartoons were fucking awesome. I’d love to see finished coloured versions of them in the future.
PS: I almost died after that prank phone call. Applause isn’t enough praise for it.
Dat is tru. Tru dat.
Hey, Freddie Williams? Can you design and create a Rich Evans Wheaties box?
I want pour my cereal from said box for the rest of my life.
This new BOTW will surely lift up my spirit after I had to sit through cinematic diarriea that was Hobbit:Battle of Five Armies.
Step up your game, Wiz Phoe. Even Mrs. Gryce has had a vid on the WOTW. (You know, the one about executive horse wives.)
Where’d all these noobs come from, anyway?
First things first. Rich: You can call me any day – my number is 20 10 98 62.
Second things second: That ending brings out the softie in me. Just know:
Just thought I’d share some amazing footage from “Woodchipper Massacre”, my new favorite off all time:
Was that Len’s real house?
It’s like poetry. It rhymes.
This puts the Rich back into Richmas.
Screw you, non-believers! He exists … I’ve heard his voice. I’ve been touched by his laughter.
If you know, you know.
If you don’t go fyuck yourself!
He’s got “cock” right in his name!
I HATED every fyucking minute of it, and it’s a thing that oughtta be right in my wheelhouse.
Best ending eveeeeer! Please do a full movie with Len! I promise I´ll buy all of your shitty merchandise
He’s Speaking Tru Dat to Power.
Um, I’ll settle this…
(Well, except for, like, four of them.)
Len, I can love you and still think you’re wrong, right?
It’s a dog watching a TV playing a dog watching a TV.
Further evidence to show that watching AVGN will only ruin whatever fun is left in our lives.
Have you seen the latest Spider-Man covers?
Marvel, um, artists. Jeebus.
Every stanza is so dense.
Uhm, which museum is Napoleon’s dick in?
The Birthday Boy museum.
I feel clever making this joke.
Fyuck you, Snyder! You ruined Watchmen!
Well, not really. It’s still there if you want to read it, but you sure did make a lousy adaptation. Somehow, meticulously trying to copy every panel and every word, you completely missed the point.
Please share your Spanish Rice making secrets with us!
My new dream is to be prank called by Rich Evans. Anyone want to produce a shitty cash-grab DVD with a toll-free number and mail it to these fucks?
One is an important historical figure whose amazing military strategies helped him build a great empire and his name is known by millions worldwide. And the other one is Napoleon.
Taco, did it touch you in your swimsuit area?
He (Palpi) saw what he (Palpi) did there.
@ 32:45 . . . “Such bullshit” LOL! Like he was ACTUALLY expecting there to be a full-on action scene. So awesome.
Try @percygryce2:disqus. It’s the next step in his…what’s the opposite of a 12-Step Program?
Best ending ever!!! This was great. Rich actually has something he is useful for…. crack calls!
My exact feelings on that disappointment.
*Gasp*, a newcomer?! Time to use my obligatory welcoming video:
Those pussies would faint watching Plinkett review skits then.
No, no, I’m sure his absinthe and laudanum collections are only for show.
I dunno. Is my pp in my swimsuit area? I’m not good with this stuff.
omitted, want to help me out, here?
Sounds like a job for Horse Ninja.
A new WotW means I was finally able to close all my porn tabs.
Len! You’re a good sport, man.
It’s so dense. It’s like Charlie Kaufmamaman wrote it or something.
Depends on which beach you go to… or how you wear your swimsuit. For instance, do you wear you wear a thong backwards?
well you can leave that beastiality tab open cuz it’s thematically appropriate.
It’s bestiality*. You know why? Because it’s the ‘best’.
Freddie Williams makes Mike’s legs look puny in comparison.
it like poetry.
If he does steal your comic book idea, at least you made him suffer by forcing him to watch How to Become a Teenage Ninja.
Where’s your Santa hat, Sheev?
Bestiality Sitter next WotW.
“do you wear you wear a thong backwards?”
No I no I don’t. I go to nudist beaches, that’s why.
It’s pronounced sheeeeeeaaiiiieeevvvv.
Jay was editing the xmas episode of HITB during the stream, not this one.
we all came, my good man, we all came…
I’m still hoping dad comes back from buying cigarettes. It’s been twenty years.
Why is everyone wearing those crazy hats? Did I wander into a hipster coffee bar again?
Ooooh, I thought it was whore’s ninja.
Not a fan of long division I take it?
He does it because he loves you.
Sheev must be short for Sheeven.
Make me wonder if there’s a ph spelling variant? Sheeph? Sheephen?
You beautiful bastards
How dare you!
Never mind the crank phone call, let’s talk about Rich’s hair. It looked very nice in this episode.
Short back and sides, a bit longer on top and combed forward instead of the usual parting down the middle. It’s a good look for him.
I vote for keeps.
It’s my new ringtone!
Miami Connection really had an impact on the guys perception of Ninjas.
This episode was fantastic! Awesome Guest Star, funny videos, classic Rich Evans, and that surprise ending! Well done RLM, bravo.
If RLM hadn’t landed on ‘Teenage Ninja,’ they would not have been able to get Len to destroy it.
That this movie was chosen by the great Wheel was a teardrop of destiny… that fell.
Did you just refer to Josh as a “teardrop… of destiny?”
I bet the raccoon porno on the cover of Dog Sitter gave Freddie some pretty interesting ideas for a “Guardians of the Galaxy” pitch for Marvel.
And good luck with “Horse Ninja,” Freddie!
After what Frank Miller has done, the world needs to be reminded of what a ninja TRULY is. WE NEED HORSE NINJA!
Who am I to question the mysterious ways of the wheel?
A minor correction to Mikes introduction: There used to to be a “Cats Magazine” here in Sweden. It was a porno mag…
That moopie wasn’t made by Australian. It was made by YouTubes!
You know, I’m so grateful for a new video, that I think I’ll actually purchase some Redlettermedia merchandise.
Even though it’s all just a cynical cashgrab to help Mike and Jay save their brewery/brothel.
“Giraffe’s Night Out in Manhattan” is going to be Freddie’s new pitch to Marvel.
You’re a goldmine of plagiarize-able ideas, Rich Evans.
A blind pornstar could’ve seen that one coming.
I like the idea of a character shaped airbag, a Grim Reaper one woul be nice. It would let you know how close you or your kids got to Death.
Even if you die, it still makes sense… It’;s a WIN/WIN for all concerned.
Bravo Rich Evans Bravo! I can’t breath.
Jay, I am daring you: I doubt that you can get through ONE episode (it doesn’t matter which one – HITB or BOTW) without saying :”FOR SOME REASON…” at least once!
(love you guys, keep the good work) =)
I LOVE YOU RICH EVANS
Even the “How to Become a Teenage Ninja” theme song sounds like a ripoff of the Ninja Turtles. Sounds like they blended the cartoon theme with the arcade theme and the movie theme.
I wonder if Len will appear around here like the last times…
No one said “awkward” this time around, though. At least not that I noticed. That’s something.
Besides, everyone needs a catchphrase.
Stuff like this is why i love RLM
Like I said, Rich makes sense, Mike does NOT. No comment.
Haha I was hoping Len would make an appearance when I saw the ninja video, fantastic stuff; he’s certainly made a fan out of me!!
Sandy Airbags was my drag name in Abu Dhabi.
BEST… VIDEO DESTRUCTION… EVER!
That sounds suspiciously similar to the solution for plastic waste created by Bill, the galactic hero.
Now they are ghost riders in sky.
Which is also a title of a popular song. Written by Frank Miller.
Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom. This is just the kind of tasty RLM morsel I’ve been missing!
yeeeeeee!!! Welcome again!!
Contrary to popular belief, monkeys do not procreate through seed.
Also, “monkey seed” means something else, not related to plants.
So does “spanking the monkey”.
Inorite? Seeing Rich prank was like watching Martin Short transform Irving Caesar into clapped-out showbiz hack Irving Cohen.
Rich is one highwire walkin’ mothabrotha.
Helicopter parents would buy that shit up.
Also, make them in various colors and sell them to Apple fans.
Ice dames? Like that let me go frozen chick?
We should make a drinking game about it.
– 1 shot everytime Jay says “for some reason…”
– 1 shot everytime Mike throw away something.
– 1 shot everytime Rich says “it doesn’t matter, I am fine with it”
– 1 shot everytime Mike look akawardly to the camera.
– 1 shot everytime Jack starts to clap
Me thinks you missed the Kevin Bacon reference.
Gators, gutters… AKs are so multifunctional. And so easy to use!
Just ask the kids in Africa.
Well I liked it anyway… :'(
Killer episode. Laughed my balls off.
Don’t don’t they know the secrets of pause button?
Gotta like a man with a shrine.
No, James was not the first person to destroy something for the sake of comedy (that honor obviously goes to Gallagher). However seeing how Mike and Co. went out of their way to explain how the ninja video was ripping off the ninja turtles down to the logo AND even showed some clips from the movies it’s really hard not to draw strong parallels between the endings to those two reviews. I wouldn’t go so far to saw effort and money instantly = better, no, but all I’m saying here is that this orgasm you all are having over Ken’s vignette I had 8 years ago.
I think you need a spit bath.
Great Len cameo at the end, love it!
– 1 shot every time Mike says “this is the worst movie/video I’ve ever seen”*
*rescinded. Mike is aware he used to say it every time, so he has avoided saying it in recent episodes.
I used to collect edged weapons, and I think the one Len uses costs about $25. Len strikes me as the type who probably has some actual nice swords. And then I realized he probably wouldn’t want to risk damaging any of them just to cut the VHS tape. We unironically love you, Len!
So do RLM.
That’s why the “Click BELOW to download the animated gif!!!” taunt.
They’re telling everyone to blame Australia for the giffergate.
Only, coming from the cheese land, they are being subtle about it.
You’re about $8 up on your estimate, but I concur with your reasoning. I wouldn’t want to go whacking VHS tapes with my actual collectables either.
2 shots every time Mike says, “That’s right, Jay.”
1 shot every time Jack throws his head back to laugh.
Can u NOT eat the whole thing plz. Leave some for the rest of us.
1 shot, then, every time we know he’s thinking it but refusing to say it.
No way man. He stole his whole schtick from Haysi Fantayzee.
You have NO excuse for not wearing a Santa hat.
It’s Richmas, fer chrissy sake.
I’m from the future. With interest, in 3960 it will cost $25.
RLM, please make “Dog Sitter VHS: the Movie”.
– 1 shot every time Mike covers his mouth with his hand.
You know what would make Shakma a more exciting movie? If he was riding a pitbull.
Rich’s prank call made me laugh so hard not only did I have tears in my eyes but my face actually hurt afterwards. That is the funniest thing I have seen in a long long time.
You hate sand. We know. It’s coarse and it gets everywhere. Get over it.
Yes that was a nice surprise!
I have no idea how to do it… I only just discovered this webzone thingy.
Tell me how and I will comply?
Great guest appearance Len! I cheered when I realized where this was headed. Did you shoot that destruction sequence or did the RLM come there to do it?
Ebola sounds like fuckola in my native language.
– 1 shot every time Mike gets the name of an actor or public figure wrong
You should put that on your resume. HR bitches love creative shit like that.
It`s stylistically designed to be that way, but MTN can diminish the effects of it
At first I misread that and thought you said “it’s like pottery”
Rich calling was the greatest thing I’ve seen in any of the best of the worst/wheel of the worst videos.
That’s how we pronounce it around here.
Did you read the new poem by my favorite potter, Harry? It’s about making jars. Every stanza is so dense. It’s pure instince.
That’s promoting alcoholism.
Also I loved the ‘artist’s renderings’ of the airbags and Josh punching Jay.
So, you’re saying you like thwords? Hey! You’re like Mike!
1 shot every time someone posts a gif. Oh, wait.
These two are classic, how could I forget about it?
It’s sad that the mention of James Rolfe over here caused so much negative responses. Cinemassacre was one of the first “mainstream” film websites that cared about B-movies and such. Rolfe’s review style and insights are a lot similar to Jay’s.
Cats magazine? There are MANY cat magazines.
Ayn Rand wrote to “Cat Fancy” about “objective value” of cats.
Here’s one for Youtube whiners:
“Trigger Warning: You’re a pansy.”
Jack hosted a radio show in college called “Friday on the farm with Jack” he mentioned on a twitch stream.
Sarah Jessica Parker ain’t getting any younger, that’s for sure.
Howard the Duck, Punisher (1989), Catwoman, and Kick Ass 2?
Email me if you want a pizza roll, press like on this webzone and I’ll email you a pizza roll.
What WOULD Bite of the Mummy be about though? A mummy that’s jealous of the recent surge in interest of vampires and zombies, and goes around awkwardly biting people in an attempt to get some of the attention?
Mila had two thwords in Resident Evil, I like thwords.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT GIF, RICH?!?!
Get outta here Nash, it was fine. Especially Carla Gugino in old lady makeup.
Len Kabasinski didn’t just chop it. He cut the tape in two with surgical precision.
He LENced it.
SHUT UP YOU’RE RUINING THE ILLUSION THAT I HAVE FRIENDS
I like to gum it for a while before I actually bite in…
What in Rich Evans’ name is a “spit bath”?
He was too busy tweeting about not actually learning to walk again.
Also, something-something Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Don’t fret, someone will post it in the comments soon!
Like a spit shine, but for the entire body?
There is a single tear rolling down my cheek, Len, which I have just caught on the petal of a cherry blossom. That was a thing of beauty… Mmm, such mono no aware, yes yes, delicious!
Someone actually did, down below.
And by that I don’t mean “in Australia”, though they are responsible for the whole “Giffergate” thing.
I have seen too many things like this in anime…
Anybody taking bets on how long Frank Miller’s Wikipedia page will keep the change?
Oh. And BATMAN FOREVER.
OK, five. I was off by one. Sue me.
I blame Andrew.
I know we’re all basking in the glow of new content, but I haven’t seen it yet. (Come on, 5 o’clock!) So, I was still thinking about what we were talking about in the last thread, and I just read AOL refer to Norrea as a “hermit kingdom.”
Rich Evans awaits in another time, another reality. The journey awaits. In space.
Considering this video will stay online for a while…
I have a feeling Frank Miller the songwriter will be something that will keep coming up in the future.
There are people discovering the prequel reviews only just now.
And many more are bound to bump into them for the first time once Episode 7 comes out.
It’s like Tom Petty said it: “Like waves. Crashin on the beach.”
Not sure about that one, but this reality craves for a Three Ewanses and the Moon t-shirt.
Your the man now dog.
This was teh shiznizzle! <3 Ninja power!
2 Shots if you hear Jessi laughing off camera.
I haven’t laughed that hard in years. Well done.
When a mother spits on a tissue to wipe the chocolate, etc. from her child’s face, after all the “Nomnomnom” is done.
Now, what was that about anime?
Dangit how could I forget that one? “I’m Bannnneeee”
Gators aren’t the problem, its the cranes, those are some angry ass birds.
I love that you guys are cool with Len Kabasinski, also I will consider reading Freddie Williams run on robin, assuming I can even fucking find it
as of now, the page has this “Although a common misconception, Miller did not write the lyrics to Vanilla Ice’s 1991 hit song “Ninja Rap” featured in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze movie, but the freestyle poem on which it was based.”
jay looks like a tiny freddie williams when they sit next to each other on the couch
RLM fans, vandalizing Wikipedia since… a few weeks ago.
I feel a tingling. It’s either arousal or incoming vomit. It’s a fine line.
I almost wrote fine wine. I’m out of it today.
That sounds disgoostin.
God bless you Rich Evans!
Are you saying watching RLM content is NSFW? If watching RLM at work will get you in trouble, its their problem, not yours or RLM. Have they not learned lessons of life? This is the reason unions exist, to protect workers who want to watch the Wheel of the Worst as soon as possible.
Hm, I just thought of an idea for new video content where Jay messily eats food in a diaper and high-chair, and Rich Evans watches silent and stone-faced then gives him a spit bath after he’s done.
It would be the best gluttony porn since Cakester Dudebros and Plinkett’s heart-attack hamburger!
Are you guys talking about Sonic again?!
Hey, you keep that base sexual chocolate away from my refined epicurean peanut-butter!
I blame North Korea.
The Upper Room Prayer Line was extremely helpful!
I, I, …Aye-yi-yi. We’re getting into Jim Norton/Russian Hooker territory here. Well-played, and welcome to that 98.54th percentile of darkness.
P.S. Ping me if you find financial backing.
So, it’s like poetry.
Thank you for bringing in a 4th wheel who isn’t immediately insufferable.
What are you on about? All their guests have been great.
Freddie kind of looks like a de-muscled version of Jason Momoa.
I remember in an alternate universe when the white rapper sang:
Horse nin-ja, horse nin-ja, hay,
Horse nin-ja, horse nin-ja, hay,
Horse nin-ja, horse nin-ja, hay.
I don’t know why you wrote this yet (just started the video), but I’m sure that without a doubt that hilarious man earns the praise.
Bearbags need to become a thing.
NIGI, I see you’ve adopted my neologism.
1 shot every time someone calls a video a “cash grab”, 2 shots if it’s a “shameless cash grab”
Is this a drinking game or a Trip-to-the-ER game?
I prefer a seven-percent solution . . . of Milk of Magnesia.
Those poor balls. :<
It’s pretty good, it should be called “Being a single mother sucks ass” though
Actually, that particular member was once owned by the late Abraham Simon Wolf Rosenbach, Ph.D.–the renowned “Doctor R.,” known as “Rosy” to us his intimates–the greatest rare book dealer of the first half of the twentieth century.
They didn’t give a warning when Un Chien Andalou premiered back in 1929.
“God bless you Rich Evans”? Why would he be blessing himself? Am I missing something?
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Be cool about ice safety. No one’s done that yet, right?
After watching that segment, I legitimately want to watch a movie made by Len that’s just a love letter to 80s/90s ninja movies. I think he could do a great job, honestly
Nice credits font.
Best tape destruction ever.
Weird, I was just reading last night about the origins of the Ninja Turtles. They were saying the first issue was a parody of the gritty storytelling style of Frank Miller.
no. probably not. but not bad. a few RLM posters had some GREAT ideas in another thread….I liked the one that involved a mummy being transported by airplane to go to museum (funded by billionaires etc etc)…the mummy arises and plane crashes in jungle/wherever…investors want their investment back…and send a team of mercenaries in to find it….more to it then that but im down
What, “Ping me”? I used to type “Reply me,” but stopped when I realized that, online, some among the general riff-raffrery might run with the buffalo that I belong with the dopey celestials up the street, an error no man could ever make with me in person, nor dare to, lest he’s out to get his nuts wrung on a hitching post till he begs me to unsheathe my blade and…
God, I miss “Deadwood”. Ah, well…a-wocka-wocka.
actually I buy a lot of weapon props from http://www.budk.com the blade I used for this segment would indeed cut fingers,toes, noses, ears etc etc off pretty easily.
Tac, you are King Kong, you are the Ring-tailed Rounder.
I shot it at my house with my wife Jessica
I like your username.
Thanks, great episode, looks like a lot of extra work was put in this!
Best couple of patreon dollars ever spent.
T-shirts with actual RLM themes instead of just the logo would be amazing.
But please tell me it’s still in the tri-state area. I have enough vacation days for just one museum, and my travel agent was quite insistent that it’s on display in this place.
Right now it says “However, the most famous song featured on the soundtrack was “Ninja Rap” by rapper Vanilla Ice, based on a poem by Frank Miller.”
Ah-ha-ha, I see what you did, when you saw what I did there.
I Think I want to start a band called Len Kabasinski. Is that cool Len?
This is easily the best wheel of the worst video. Did Len come down to make the ending at RLM studios or did you guys take footage he sent you?
Freddy Williams’ teddy bear airbag drawings made me lose my shit. Bravo.
Teardrop of Destiny confirmed mid for next Len project.
random: Rich Evans made a song with pre-aids moby?!?!?! (guy singing kinda sounds like evans’ plinkett)
Freddie Williams is what Robert Z’Dar would look like without his chin.
HOW WAS THE WORD “BEARBAG” NEVER SAID?
Fun fact: If Len Kabasinski had punched Kim Jong-Il’s face back in Best of the Worst: Ninja Movies, Sony would never have let them post it.
They were shitting all over Rich Evans’ lame jokes all episode. Then the phone came out. Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!
SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS
There was danger…I seriously thought Jay injured his gun!
There was non-medy…Vanilla Ice.
There was humor…Think about how many zoos are in this country!
There was world-building…Monkeys stapled to dogs against their monkey will!
There was drama…A whole black family, murdered by racist air-bags!
There was surprise…I almost didn’t recognize Len with the scruffy beard. Has he always had a scruffy beard?
There was nostalgia…Bryan Genesse starred in CYBORG COP III!
There was documentary-like attention to detail…Artist Rendition!
Everybody, repeat after me…The Ninja Code…
Great episode, love Rich’s prank calls. lol
I still got the catsup stains to prove the culprit.
Hey Len, love your work. By any chance did you look to James Rolfe for inspiration when you shot the cutting-the-shitty-ninja-movie-in-half-with-a-sword scene? (For the record, he did the exact same joke in his review of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle 3 some 7 years ago).
Shakma would rape that pitbull soooo hard!
Mummy Bite it in honor of Len!
This dude. Now he’s giving free tutorials. The Richmas oozes from every pore, Taco, my friend.
Gotta admit, though- shit’s kinda fucked up, hah. It’s not every day you see a sliced eyeball.
Thanks RLM, I was eager for a new episode.
Exactly my point. That WOULD make a much more exciting movie.
I think you overestimate their abilities.
They dropped the green lightning visual effect in the “ninja instructor appears” scene, only the sound is heard.
THAT’S the level of skill used in that production.
BEST PRANK CALL EVER
ALL HAIL RICH EVENS THE LORD OF THE PHONE
So they’re all ghosts now, doomed to watch bad videos for eternity? How sad. Of course they were going to do that, anyway, but how sad.
Bryan Genesse! that’s what I said to RLM! I said “you do know this dude did a slew of pretty cool B-lvel action films in the early-mid 90s, right?”
Kid S And Airbags?
fun fact about this episode…I wrote that “tear drop of destiny” monologue. take that for whats its not worth (or worth…whatever)
I shot the footage at my home with my wife Jessica then mailed my footage in to RLM
I checked your website yesterday and read that ape-shit comment section under the video about fucking t-shirts. And it says here it was released two days ago. Was I in a coma? Have I been high for two days? DID I MISS CHRISTMAS?
be my guest. hope you get some kickass cover art
Happy birthday Mark Ham.
You also get an upvote for that avatar!
I gotta say, between Freddie’s art, Rich’s call, and Len’s execution of the tape of the end, this might be my favorite BoTW so far, even though the videos featured didn’t seem all that interesting themselves.
OMG, you got to keep Freddie Williams III on retainer, just to animate all your random comments. Holy shit, lol.
sony made a huge mistake. now every loony in the world will try to fuck with everything they do.
Yeah, @mitchelltaconash:disqus resisted at first, but now he’s gung-ho. Ah, the zeal of the convert.
Hnhh. I learned something today.
Okay, now this is getting weird. I just watched “A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: Dream Master” for the first time and then a clip from the beach scene in that movie just so happens to show up in this new episode of Best of the Worst. This is the second time a coincidence like this has happened while watching this show, the last time being when Rich made a reference to Doom 3 on the same day I bought it.
So many themes.
So, you are saying there might be a way to stop them from making that new Ghostbusters they want? Hmm, interesting…
It’s like there is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together.
I got penetrated in a field once.
I think most guys have a blade or two from the interwebs, but I think you’d admit you would use this blade over a 5-10k kitana. Amiright?
[edit: Loved your segment btw]
You were stapled to a dog against your own monkey will.
For our amusement, and we enjoyed it.
Thank you for writing this up and saving it for posterity.
I’m gonna start saying “I will fuck up your face!” in a funny voice at work and get the usual strange looks from the RLM uninitiated assholes there.
Or kill Spiderman?
Or getting everyone in the world a new HugeassTM TV? And a pony?
Hmm… There might be something there…
Did you write your own narration?
Obama said so himself.
I attended Julliard. I’m a graduate of the Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I’ve supplied about 167 VHS tapes to Red Letter Media . . . and they keep using them. So whaddaya think, you think I’m qualified?
Yeah, but isn’t that the plot of Dracula 2000?
Ew. It penetrates us? Without our permission?
From the front or the back?
I’m thinking there will be a Bryan Genesse-themed show in our future.
Leave it to Rich to make the inappropriate jokes during ninja training. :p
It’s what they call “Lila” in Hinduism.
“Brahman is full of all perfections. And to say that Brahman has some
purpose in creating the world will mean that it wants to attain through
the process of creation something which it has not. And that is
Hence, there can be no purpose of Brahman in creating the world.
The world is a mere spontaneous creation of Brahman. It is a Lila, or sport, of Brahman. It is created out of Bliss, by Bliss and for Bliss.
Lila indicates a spontaneous sportive activity of Brahman as distinguished from a self-conscious volitional effort. The concept of
Lila signifies freedom as distinguished from necessity.”
The RLM community needs to compile a list of movies that must not be (re)made.
-anything starring and/or produced by Adam Sandler
(Well, it was actually a lot like poetry in that it was poetic, but “like poetry” is one of our memes around here, so I figured if I used it I was guaranteed a couple of upvotes. However, admitting that I was trolling for upvotes means no one will upvote me. Also, one of our memes.)
STOP UPLOADING WHILE I’M ON VACATION!!!
I just have a question… Who actually uses the Message Board? Don’t all the cool kids hang out on Disqus?
Just be happy that the coincidence this time was the clip and not some face fuck-upping.
A good blaster at one’s side penetrates better.
I remember this one story where this one guy was into energy fields and shit and this other guy was into blasters and they were both kinda into same girl.
The guy with the blaster got to penetrate her.
Which ended up being for the best cause that other guy turned out to be her brother.
I’m on there, but I never really post anything, I just like to read the threads.
I’m on there as well, but its not nearly as fun as this crowd.
Young women. You can find their adds on the webzones and in the papers. They will bring their own massage board to your home. You don’t have to go anywhere. They take cash.
Yeah, I heard about that story once. I think it was called “The Last Starfighter”.
I’m happy to say that we provided them with Ice Dams and Kids & Airbags. 😀
I had to google “neologism”.
Who would have thought this place would be educational.
And yet, you couldn’t spring for the comma after “Causes”?
That woodda saved a lot of confusion, ya know.
RedLetterMedia is quickly becoming as life-encompassing to me as Star Trek is to Mike. I finally got around to finishing up watching Burn Notice yesterday, and the penultimate episode featured a cut to black and then a gunshot. And all I could think about was that godawful mess The Item.
Isn’t that the one where a young warrior leaves a clone of himself to bone his girlfriend while he wages war in a far off land?
Or was that one of the stories in the Bible?
What was the one with masturbating called? Cum buckets 4?
My comma budget is depleted for the month.
So I’ve noticed. I made an account out of curiosity and got bored quickly. This Disqus crowd is my calling… That is if these frauds would stop uploading while I’m out of town haha xD
Surrounds… binds… penetrates? Sounds like rape, brah.
No, it’s the one where a bunch of gay guys go on roadtrip to destroy an evil ring by throwing it in a volcano.
Punctuation inflation: The ruination of education.
It’s, like, poetry.
Sounds sexy…. have you experienced this yourself?
Fucken neckbeards! I’m Don “The Dragon” Wilson!
Could be worse. Could leave town for a week, get home, and find there’s no new content.
At least now you’ve something to look forward to.
I thought you were gonna say…
“and binds the galaxy together against their monkey will.”
You didn’t. But that woodda been aces if you hadda.
In that it rhymes.
I can not confirm nor deny.
But you might want to hide your valuables and prepare the money in advance instead of keeping it in your wallet. And let them know that your police friends will be coming to visit you pretty soon so you don’t really have much time.
Your avatar illustrates perfectly what Rich did to that cellphone.
Upon reading the transcript, I wondered: Who came back? Who were the guys? This crank call has many layers.
I actually met a fellow redlettermedian/asshole at work because of this! RLM is the gift that keeps on giving! Like cancer!
Will an ass-wallet suffice?
Is that like a euphemism for gay sex orgies? Ringing a volcano?
I’m too impatient to wait to get home this time. Will just have to use the oh-so-excellent hotel WiFi to do my dirty work on my tablet *evil laugh*…
Lucky! I live in shitty California where everyone has a big stick up their ass. Plinkett’s voice made my mom laugh, though. She hasn’t laughed since the shuttle blew.
As long as a fedora doesn’t appear on the same head that dawns the neckbeard…..then we are fucked!
I don’t know what that is but it looks racist to me.
True story: Bryan Genesse, star of HOW TO BE A TEENAGE NINJA, was once referred to around Hollywood as “the next Billy Zabka.”
OK, that’s not true, but this is: He’s from Candadia, just like the “Jessica’s Song” dude.
Did anybody else get the impression that Josh actually kinda likes BOYHOOD and feels defensive when the others make fun of it?
Go easy on the line there, Robby.
Only if the mother’s been eating the same chocolate.
I’m totally behind this, just thinking about it makes me so hard.
He loves you, too. He loves us all, and lives deep within our hearts, like that cardiac muscle tissue which doesn’t quite match ours genetically since it’s from the lost twin we absorbed in the womb-space before spreading our wings and what am I even saying I’ve been in this comment section too long oh gawd help me
I tried this but died of alcohol poisoning.
8:44 “Never let your kid drive the car..” Did I just hear Mike use the Plinkett voice out of character?
I am just going to presume that this clearly means the next video is going to be a Plinkett review.
Code of ethics? Ninjas were hired assassins! What?
If we pledge to Patreon, do we get a copy of Horse Ninja?
Yeah I love it when Jack does that Julia Roberts thing, I find it enormously arousing… his big shining bald head… I think I need a moment…
I vigorously second that motion!
YES YEEEES YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Yes I thought that also
Very cool, it had the perfect blend of Kabasinski awesomeness and RLM humor!
I only hope they come across a snuff film now.
No truer words were ever spoken
It is full of whiny kids and SJW’s. A vicious hive of scum and villainy.
Monumental episode of BofW:WotW
Poor/fat Rich’s phone message was comedic gold.
4.8 Dead and violated Nadines out of 5 Dead and violated Nadines.
I love you, Percy Gryce. Not enough to give you like a kidney or part of my liver, but it’s love.
So it would be like Johnny Got His Gun?
You guys spoil more things than tumblr did with Frozen.
Hey, that was me, when i had spock as an avatar…
So glad you still remember it!!
Anyway, hope everything is ok and i also wanted to say that you, Sir, really add to this bunch.
There’s some sort of great chemistry between you and RLM, and it’s always great to see you in their videos.
Best wishes and merry christmas!
Abu Dhabi…they filmed The Force Awakens there and RLM was made famous by the Plinkett reviews. Conspiracy?!
Len, these are typically my responses. What is happening?
Damn, you got two vids on the WOTW and into the viewing room in one ep?
Well done. I like my fish well done.
Christmas came early this year! Thanks guys.
I hope you approve.
Neckbeard + fedora = space/time implosion.
An initiated asshole, like myself, would reply “I get large extremely fast”.
Repeated multiple times over to fill up 400 or so pages
you won’t have to pay if you kill them in your basement.
“I love you, Mr. Frodo.”
You’re late to the party, my friend.
BATMAN V. SUPERMAN
THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 3
THE EXPENDABLES IN DEPENDABLES
Yep, the RLM comments section moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you might miss it.
As of now, there have been 28 edits to the Frank Miller Wikipedia article in the past day. In the past month? 35. Let’s see if we can get that article locked.
same to you my friend. yea, ill admit THAT was my fav BITE OF THE MUMMY idea! thanks for watching!
Love you too, PP. I just wish I didn’t have to get up so often in the middle of the night to PP.
Dogsitting may be a lost CIA video with hidden code throughout.
As per posting time, straight from wikipedia:
Frank Millers page:
“Although a common misconception, Miller did not write the lyrics to Vanilla Ice’s 1991 hit song “Ninja Rap” featured in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze movie, but the freestyle poem on which it was based.”
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II page:
“The most recognizable song in this collection is Vanilla Ice song “Ninja Rap”, written by comic book artist Frank Miller, performed in the film by Vanilla Ice himself.”
Both in the first paragraph, I expected people to be more subtle lol.
I think I spied D.C. and Dark Horse comix too.
Hey, if you got it, flaunt it.
let me expand. we borrowed 2 oriental style tall blinds from a Massage Therapy studio/salon in town and then decorate with some candles and wooden furniture/knickknacks that we had around the house (the incense burner, the dragon cabinet, etc). then we moves some stuff from one side of our living room and made the set you witness in the video. It took about 4 hours to shoot/set-up in total.
We’re all gonna be sorry when Frank Miller is gone, which, from appearances, may be soon. Have you seen a recent photo? Seems the man is very ill, and the disease has transformed him into the mutant hellspawn of Freddy Krueger and The Simpsons’ Mr. Burns.
Miller has been accused, however, of plagiarizing his original poem from a lyric by David Bowie.
Must be that very very very very very old bladder of yours. Back in your day didn’t people get a cooper replacement when the original started to give? I’d imagine that’s a first step towards becoming sort of like a steampunk anrdroid!
when I wrote it, I meant it to be a nod to the monologues at the end of 1989’s THE PUNISHER and of course Rutger Hauer’s speech in BLADE RUNNER
Why is it that Jay’s failed joke made me laugh the most?
Also Len’s double take was great.
@23:47 this is the funniiest thing iv ever imagined, it nearly gave me a heart attack
Throw a present day Tom Jones in the mix and you nailed his look.
From Miller’s page
Although a common misconception, Miller did not write the lyrics to Vanilla Ice’s 1991 hit song “Ninja Rap” featured in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze movie, but the freestyle poem on which it was based.
best one if probably PROJECT SHADOWCHASER II (w/ Frank Zagarino) or COLD HARVEST (w/ Gary Daniels)
Don’t be sorry, PKSM, he’s got a first row seat reserved down there, between Pol Pot and Henry Kissinger. I hear the food is great.
1 shot every time Jay says that a video segment is “experimental”
god damn it MIKE, how’d ya get fucking ORSON WELLEs on the show, that dead FUCK
I am a cat sitter. The answer is “Cats!”
Wha? He’s not evil. Misogynistic, yes. Evil, no.
On the Henry Kissinger scale, he rates, at most, a seat next to Chuck Norris at the kiddies’ table.
I need to know more about “shooting the rodeo” in Blood Shack.
No Shakma references yet?
Didn’t they explain it all? Maybe they should feature Blood Shack on Best of the Worst.
YEAH THAT SCREAMING INTERSTELLAR PLANET-EATING FLAMING ASSHOLE ORB THING
I’m not really great with words, so I’ll just say that the ending of this episode was fucking rad as balls.
Yes, that’s what I meant.
Is this part of “How To Be As Badass As Me?”
Unions also operate so that construction workers can take a break to watch “Man of Steel” with two white trash fatsos.
Private Room this thing already.
Len looks totally different with that beard. I didn’t really recognize him at first, and mainly did based on context. With facial hair he looks like a younger version of Survivorman!
I had been training for a martial arts tournament (which I won 1st place in black belt heavyweight fighting), so I was going all ROCKY IV at the time. my training beard!
He’s only misogynistic from a current day privileged-western-first-world problems-feminist perspective in my opinion. Portraying women as sexy is just catering to your audience, nothing women-hating about it.
How’d you know that purple is among my favorite colors?
But I do think that bluish-greenish is traditional.
new segment: Rich prank calling people.
Unless, you know, it’s the Ninja Turtles.
Anything by Zack Snyder and/or Michael Bay.
I’d totally pay for a taped phonecall conversation between Rich Evans and TriGGLetyPlay.
Special kudos to Jessica Kabasinski for being a good sport, and wearing the very short silk kimono robe.
I watched it, and laughter came out of me. This always happens when I watch BOTW, i.e. it makes my laughter come out. This is why I keep watching. I like it when my laughter comes out, it helps with my erectile dysfunction. Or suicidal depression. One of those two. Anyhoo, if *you* need to make laughter come out of you, you should watch this.
Why has “Magic Star Traveler,” seen in the intro, never made it to the wheel?
The artist’s renditions were fantastic, I hope Freddie comes back.
I have to go to bed. Nooo..!
The scene in The Punisher when Dolph shoots up the casino was one of the most rad sequences I remember seeing growing up.
IMHO no one has done Frank Castle right film-wise, but Dolph’s version got the closest.
Ice Dammage really made me miss Wisconsin. Applause all around, great job. Even Josh’s seething hipster hatred.
When are you hacks going to finish Cop Dog? I mean Space Jam. I mean Space Cop. I mean, when’s the next episode of Rich Evans prank calls old people?
It’s a sweet beard!
If you shaved it afterwards, I hope you buried it in a place of honor.
MRA! *points and screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaams*
I took it as a general parody of the spiritual Western action hero in 80’s and 90’s film, but I can see those specific reference points.
Will a random SHAKMAAAA suffice?
Shakma raped a pitbull, like, yesterday.
Doesn’t he allways have that door problem?
Well, I’ve gotten back from having supper, playing cards, and just hanging out with my dad’s side of my family over at my grandmother’s. My nan’s nearing 79, but she’s got cancer and we’re not sure how long she’ll live. This will probably be the last Christmas we have with her.
That said, her spirits are generally high and she’s given us a lot of entertainment and love. I’ll be sad when she dies but I’m glad I’ve gotten to spend so much time with her. My other grandmother died when I was 12. I didn’t know her nearly as well. Some of the entertainment I mentioned comes from the stuff she says. I’ll share with you four notable examples from tonight which made us laugh quite a bit. 🙂
Somehow we got onto the topic of Taylor Swift. When she was brought up, my nan said ‘yuck’ and told us that there’s just something about her she doesn’t like and that she just doesn’t do it for her. Then she said this:
“Taylor Swift is a con artist.” No idea why a ‘con artist’, but everyone laughed. Not exactly sure how she’s conning people. My nan never made that aspect clear. I made a joke about my nan being a hater that’s gonna ‘hate hate hate hate’ and that Taylor would just ‘shake it off’. My nan replied by saying, “I don’t hate hate hate hate her, I just don’t like like like like her.”
Later when my aunt was saying how well her son [my cousin, of course] could play piano, my nan said, “Well, I can play the piano great in my dreams!” We were all in awe of her amazing dream abilities.
Finally, my uncle gave her a gift tonight. One part was a mix CD that his son and daughter made [his son’s in a band and his daughter is in plays if I’m correct] of Christmas music. Not as good as Plinkett’s of course, but I digress. One of the song’s was “Feliz Navidad”. My nan was singing along, except she was mishearing the lyrics. When I heard this, I looked at her and asked her, “Nan, what are the lyrics to this song?” She replied, “Fa-dee da-dee-da.”
I know this may sound like we’re making fun of her, but we all joke around with each other and everyone basically gets poked fun of.
Anyway, just felt I’d tell that story on here for some reason, perhaps to share a few laughs this Richmas season.. Anyone have any funny stories or funny things to tell about Richmastime? 🙂
would’ve been C thong and pasties but…well…you know….it doesn’t fit the “temple” setting
His women aren’t sexy. They’re emasculating hos and Rambo vaginas.
Unless, of course, that’s sexy to you.
So that explains the ending of Interstellar.
Nolan, you’ve done it again!
haha. yes its gone now and no I didn’t. it went in the trash and is residing now in a dump somewhere. maybe it turned into another Len being and I have an evil twin now…or good twin.
That flow! That rhythm! Those rhymes!
Shakesman and Lucas would be proud!
and one of the best lines in the casino “Everyday the children of God suffer; its gonna cost you money…take that message to your people”
You’re the fyucking best, Taco.
Yeah, that’s why it’s called the FORCE!
“One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them …
except in marriage, because gay marriage hasn’t been legalized in Middle Earth yet.”
Jessica is a good sport. 🙂
That kind of One Direction fangirl freakout is just perfect.
Thanks for sharing mr Taco. Merry Richmas.
And in our pantries.
I have to admit, I’ve been singing this “NINJA POWER” end credit song all day.
Go Horse ninja – Go Horse ninja Go
Go Horse ninja – Go Horse ninja Go.
They have to stop giving million dollar ideas away.
♪ Fa-dee-da-dee-da ♪
Speaking of ninjas have you ever met Richard Harrison?
Be cool about treeeeee stand safety.
What, dear god, is a “C thing”…?
Just an FYI, that font is Marker Felt. (Rifftrax calls it the fatter, balding uncle of Comic Sans.)
of course. he filmed like 15 mins of footage for director Godfrey Ho and Ho used that footage in 27 different films
Your Nan is right, TaySway is phony as a Louise Vutten handbag straight from Chinatown.
It’s an Ice Dam. The ice dams up the gutter so water can’t flow.
Sounds like Troma material. They like underdog stories, right?
there was the titanic popcorn tub as well.
Rich peaked with “I’m wearing panties.”
Frank Miller is already gone. Way gone. Way way WAY gone.
thats why i shave my neck when wearing hats.
Is that like a BBS?
Yay! Santa hat!
is that the one where the dog pisses fire?
He’s neither misogynistic nor evil – if we’re judging his public persona or work.
I’ve also heard mentions of fascist, racist, homophobic, xenophobic, sexist and paranoid.
That last one is kinda the only one hitting the mark square on.
The rest can be thrown away and buried as penny-ante criticism of pseudo-elitist pseudo-intellectuals with a hard on for PC agendas – with a single work by Frank Miller.
And while he clearly is a fan of Batman and has his own ideas about limits and directions of vigilantism and justice, to really get what’s making him tick one needs to read his Martha Washington comics.
Main character is a black woman who rises to be a messianic figure by the strength of her will, muscle and intellect, exposes the hypocrisies of the world and society and saves it several times over.
And it’s a love story to Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged.
That’s him at his core idealistic values of objectivist, libertarian patriotism and even humanism.
That’s what he dreams to be.
He’s an objectivist libertarian dreamer who picked up along the way the idea that most people are wile and greedy lower lifeforms who’ll stab you and kick the teeth out of your head for both fun and profit – that’s when they’re not mooching on your heard earned money, treasure, peace, health… and that those who create move the society and keep if from the constant danger of disintegration, often through self-sacrifice.
And the world hates them for it, but can’t do without them.
Guess which one he dreams himself to be?
And then 9/11 happened.
And then he got divorced. And then he got old.
And the new kids, now popping up everywhere through the magic of the internet, started lobbing criticism at him and his work, calling him all those things.
And all that time, growing older, he kept losing what little inhibition he ever had and becoming more and more extremist in his views.
In short, while the world got more PC he, never PC to begin with, got older, a bit senile (drugs and booze catch up with you, one way or another) and more extremist.
So it’s perfectly plausible to him to treat Iraq war as if it was WWII, and to apply 1940s notions of acceptable to what he openly calls war propaganda, and to lash out against Occupy Wall Street protesters as “nothing but a pack of louts, thieves, and rapists” and “pond scum” who don’t see or realize the “REAL” threat to the whole of civilization.
He’s not all those things he’s called, but he is VERY right-wing, along the libertarian part of the spectrum, QUITE A BIT mentally disturbed and a grumpy old man of poor health.
oh you mean “Joe Versus the Volcano.” i love that movie.
Yeah it’s not hard to imagine him as a pudgy elfkin lurking in our kitchens at night, rummaging for all manner of sweet delectables and shiny richmas foods. It’s not hard, especially if one’s really, really high.
was it a force field?
“And it’s a love story to Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged.”
So, basically, he’s just an idiot, too?
Cool! His 80 ninja movies are the funniest I have ever seen.
When you direct around a hundred movies during your lifetime your bound to loose track.
Richmas started with this video. my it never end!
space obama? or the American president?
It’s the only underwear that’s panty line free.
…nineby-eight, nineby-nibe, one hubdred.
and how much porn did it bring up?
upvoted for pertinence
“Frank Miller (comics)
“… Although a common misconception, Miller did not write the lyrics to Vanilla Ice’s 1991 hit song “Ninja Rap” featured in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze movie. The song was written and performed by Frank Miller’s son, Robert Matthew Van Winkle, stagename Vanilla Ice.” – Wikipedia
My spelling is spiliing all over the place. Earth languages are so hard. *hides face in double chin*
“His works were considered inspiration for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comic book. Due to his interest in the subject of Japanese martial arts and his self-avowed affinity for pop sensation Vanilla Ice, Miller lent his creative talents for the lyrical poem that eventually featured as “Ninja Rap” in the second film of the titular franchise.”
its usually “The Hermit Kingdom.”
yeah…I will say my fav ninja movies are:
(1) 1995 THE HUNTED w/ Christopher Lambert
(2) AMERICAN NINJA I-4 w/ Dudikoff/James
(3) 1983 REVENGE OF THE NINJA w / Sho Kosugi (sp?)
(4) 1981 ENTER THE NINJA w/ Franco nero
(5) really any 80s Sho Kosugi movie 9 DEATHS OF THE NINJA, PRAY FOR DEATH etc etc
(6) 2009 NINJA ASSASSIN (yes I like it, ending is ‘eh’ but doesn’t ruin the body of the film)
(7) 1984 tv show THE MASTER w/ Lee Van Cleef
(8) 1987 MIAMI CONNECTION (of course)
(9)1989 ROBOT NINJA
(10) The Godfrey Ho library
That’s my gut reaction when I sight MRAs or objectivist, libertarian patriots (see above), seriously it just like Ronald Sutherland in that movie about the space things or whatever.
eh. it is what it is.
No no, only the most tasteful of ass-shots. I politely declined the offer to “smash” them.
You sound de-light-ful!
“objectivist, libertarian patriot”
Like that’s even a thing. Talk about your “pseudo-elitist pseudo-intellectual”-ism!
The fyucking Right. They might as well just stop using words, for all they care about meaning anything.
Nice young ladies tuck their panty-lines away in the most conveniently available crevasse.
i make all my stunt swords from aluminium. and the hero swords from sprung steel. i would die of shame if one of the steel swords couldn’t kill a VHS tape.
I was just depressed, thinking it was Friday night before the big holiday and I was home alone, commenting on the webzone.
Then I noticed Len is commenting at the same time as I am.
So, I sorta kick ass.
yup yup, it’s about stomping on the guys down below and eating ALL OF THE FUCKING CAKE LEAVE NOTHING EAT IT ALL UP
home with the kids tonight…..so just doing movie shit and watching Arizona vs UTEP
Nah. Objectivists tend to be rather intelligent.
It’s a rather wordy philosophy, so the ability to pick it up at all is kinda conflated with general propensity towards reading and thinking and “getting” numbers.
It also requires quite a bit of will and/or determination (or desperation) to slog through Rand’s texts.
Trouble is, objectivism’s and objectivists’ faults lie in all too human fallacies and faults and delusions – which get ignored and even praised by both.
You wanna philosophy which will praise your greed and call you smart and intelligent for treating everyone else like either glorious demigods (as yourself, but mostly a bit lower) or mindless cattle – that’s your ticket.
And boy do intelligent people love to be praised for being better than the rest.
Being intelligent is not a cure for egoism.
It does often go hand in hand with the lack of social skills.
He’s not an idiot. He’s an asshole.
Who thinks that it is OK to be an asshole cause everyone else is an idiot.
And, sadly, he is correct often enough that the whole thing makes perfect sense from his perspective.
“I’m the creative and insightful genius, all you pond scum are nothing but sheep or a pack of louts, thieves and rapists. Heed me or fuck you!”
AND YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE CAKE BUT YOU’LL BE DAMNED IF ANY OF THOSE LAZY DO-NOTHINGS GET ANY CAKE ‘CAUSE EVEN IF YOU DIDN’T BAKE IT IT’S YOUR FYUCKING CAKE.
I’ve got a pair of sprung steel swords my father and I began working on the 80s. We never did finish either of them.
*Thinks to myself* Shooda used the “kids” excuse. Totally don’t have any, but it’d make me sound like less of an anti-social loser.
“Yeah. Usually I’m out on a Friday night, snorting blow from between a dancer’s legs, but, you know, gotta be there for the snowflakes. Priorities, man.”
you know on that tape if you adjust the tracking you can just see the “Dog fuckers 5” video they taped over.
YOUR DAMNED RIGHT IT IS YOU PINKO BASTARD WHY DONTCHA GO CASH THEM WELFARE CHECKS AND LEAVE FOR LIKE FRANCE OR SOMETHING I HEAR THEY GOTS VERY GOOD CHEESES UP IN THERE LIKE CAMEMBERT AND ALSO WINE AND IN FACT WHILE YOUR DERE JUST STICK TO THE MEDITERRANEAN DIET IT’S VERY HEALTHY FOR YOU WHAT EVEN AM I SAYING PLEASE HELP OH GAWD PLASE MAKE IT END MAKE IT STOP
For some reason I read your first sentence as: “Well, I’ve gotten back from having a stripper…”
i’ll drink to that!
they dont celebrate Richmass in the Empire.
Bacardi tastes just as good at home as it does at some dive. plus I have a hot wife and a library of rare VHS action, martial arts, and horror films…its not so bad really.
but they would fall off your feet? oh, wait. you’re talking about G-Strings… my bad.
its the spirit of Richmas.
I thought the lyrics to the opening song of SOS were different than that?
and you don’t go home with some “dancer” or skeezer and catch the bad AIDS or syphilis or whatever….my advise? stay home. pour your favorite liquor straight (I don’t bastardize my liquor with sodas, etc) and throw in MARTIAL OUTLAW.
Listen up, kidlings, and learn somethin.’
You’re the man Len!
as this was filmed before the… Unpleasantness, i assume this was meant as an affectionate chiding of our ways.
Somebody on the internet actually bothered to check the “KTC” claim. As far as they could tell, it was bullshit.
Wow. That’s quite a list =). I guess it just rolled of your tongue(I have to think hard if I would try to spawn a list of my own ). I think my favorites can be found in anime so it’s not the same deal. The Richard Harryson films are a allways a good group watch my favorite being Ninja Terminator. Ninja in the Dragon’s Den is a good watch. Can’t think of more right now but there are tons of them.
Freddie was likable, Rich outdid himself yet again, and Len surprised me with his chops as a comedic director. Best episode yet.
Indeed, I looked it up myself when I acquired Cat Sitter.
it is like a Jedi power. i’m even thinking its fake rubber bottles. who has that power!?
My favorite funny Christmas memory is somewhat movie related, so I will share.
Over a decade ago, my parents invited Mr. Domo and I to stay a week at their home in Florida. Not only would it be the first time Mr. Domo really spent time with my family, it would be the first time I spent Christmas with my Dad, as he was always working that time of year. For my parents, this whole event was a big deal, and rightfully so.
Now, Mr. Domo hates a lot of films, but a film he has vowed to never watch was It’s A Wonderful Life. I don’t know why this came about, or why this particular film, but he knew enough about it to say “No fucking way.” He would rather babysit honey badgers than watch this film.
So, at 11:59PM on Christmas Eve, my parents decided we’d each open a gift before bed, and sure enough, my Dad bought Mom It’s A Wonderful Life on DVD. Mom thought it would be a wonderful idea to make a new holiday tradition and watch the film as Christmas officially dawned, but Mr. Domo would have nothing of it. Instead of keeping his big mouth shut and say “I’m tired, lets go to bed and we can watch it later.” he decided to be a dick and say he hated the film, and refused to watch it with us. Instead of just faking sleep as the movie played, staring at a wall while the movie blared on, ANYTHING, he adamantly refused to watch the movie with us as a family, as it was his life mission blah, blah, blah.
So my Dad picked him up off the couch, carried him outside to the back porch, and threw him into the pool, saying as he walked back inside “I’m gonna watch an Angel get its wings.”
So as the night wore on, as George Bailey promised to lasso the moon for his lovely date, Mr. Domo trudged back into the house, still soaked because no one would give him a towel. As he stood in our breakfast room, dripping chlorinated water all over my parent’s tile floor, he watched the film. Quiet as a fucking mouse.
He never watched the film again after that. My parents nor I have ever spoken about the incident ever since.
It’s called a dental dam. It jams up the vaginal canal so the baby can’t happen
That’s the best acting Len’s ever done.
that was great!
OK this is ridiculous I need to get at least some work done! enough RLM for now see you assholes later, be beautiful to one another or kind or something
Jonah’s very drunk, Len, pay him no attention–you, on the other hand, are awesome! keep it up, brother 😉
im fairly tipsy. its Friday. time to unwind. trying to figure out which A.I.P movie im going to throw in…
Everybody’s gone computer crazy
Something rhymes with crazy
S-O-S something something
L-O-V-E love is what we have to something
First Star Wars VII reaction now this?
This is the year of the Evans.
I cant disagree with NINJA TERMINATOR really…
once you have the blank it gets slower. grinding and polishing takes ages!
It’s a thing to them.
And, sadly, to so many others.
Flag-waving is a very popular sport in all societies.
It’s one of those shorthands for being “normal”.
Upstanding member of society and all.
“Lookit me and my flag! We are SO good and law and order and stuff. Those who are against us must be evil.”
And libertarianism is originally mostly fine though a bit childish in its attempt to be both individualist and democratic.
Today, though, it’s basically selfishness as political ideology.
“Fuck you, I got mine.”
Objectivism is a fallacy which was allowed to grow into a philosophy.
what is it with smashing arse? if i was into that kind of thing i would like something more gentle and rhythmic…. oh, wait. too much information, sorry.
Are you kidding me? The world is bigger than the USA. And I am not even remotely a patriot of my own birth country either. Where I am not even living at the moment. Objectivist or libertarian? Nope. And I don’t care about men’s rights either, but neither do I care much about feminists. Neither party seems to care about gender equality and only cares about promoting their own gender.
OMG! Best “Wheel of the Worst” EVAR! Rich had me crying with laughter with the crank call. And the ending with Len was EPIC! Hell! This made it into the RLM top 10 all time list right here. “Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!”
I don’t find Frank Millers portrayal of women sexy, I find his art-style non appealing altogether. But I have heard that is generally what people find misogynistic about his comics. But they forget he portrays men as losers and crooked dirt-bags as well.
Also is there a problem with being gay?
John From Cincinnati was simply not a suitable substitute.
its not really. as a “guy” its one of the things we do. Sacan: FEMALE. Deep scan: BEWBS!!!! “hello its me what are you doing brain?” BEWBS!G-STRING!SEXY LADY!.. at this point my brain shut down and i fell on my face.
in my country its footwear.
i hope thats irony….
Cake is for closers. And warlords.
I was not talking about you, but whatever I’m sleeping now this is an automated message sent from my ass to your inbox thanks for shopping with us Mr 1dQzKD1n4Z we hope it rains tomorrow merry Richmas to you all and a happy soup
I love how one little comment about what I don’t consider misogyny snowballs into a conversation about flag waving patriots, libertarians and objectivism. Talk about people being spring-loaded.
I do mostly agree with what you said though.
I thought you meant me when you said (see above) who were you referring to then?
Ho. Ho. Ho.
Rich Evans does it AGAIN!!!
Richmas? to me it means surfing, hot days, bushfires and jumping in the pool as soon as you finished the Richmas feast.
it means nights so hot you cant sleep, echoing with the sound of presents being wrapped downstairs….
it means standing in front of a hot stove on a 35 Celsius day because its Richmas.
at the end of the day its about the hat… you put on the hat not cause you want to. but because the people who you love want you to.
Merry Richmas to us all. oxoxo
i hope you live in a warm climate.
Rich Evans your hair looks nicer on this one
That the company is named “Do It Now” makes some of the other things start to make sense.
A – “All right so we’ve got to have subliminal messages for dogs, that tells them, good boy, but subliminally.”
B – “I’m not sure that’s even possible -”
A – “Is the name of the company, Not Sure That’s Possible? I’m pretty sure that’s not what I named the company.”
B – “But would dogs -”
A – “You didn’t answer my question. What’s the name of the company?”
B – (sigh) “Do It Now”
A – “Yeah, I thought that’s what it was. So if I said there’s going to be subliminal messages for dogs, and you want to go around saying that you won’t do that, maybe you can get a job at I Can’t Do That incorporated? Is that what you’re going to do?”
B – “No.”
A – “So you’ll figure something out to do subliminal dog stuff. Next up, I want there to be some sort of chemical that destroys the VCR if they try to copy the tape.”
B – “… Okay.”
As an Australian we mostly watched Hongkong kung-fu or Japanese Anime.
Our Tv played everything from ‘Monkey Magic.’
To ‘Erotic Ghost Story”
Welcome to Richmas.
Did you get to watch the entire VHS of How to Become a Teenage Ninja before slicing it up? Were there any useful tips in there that other ninjas could learn from?
What? Because I don’t find everything misogynistic I am automatically an MRA? In my opinion, they are both useless. Neither of them seem to address real problems and are either talking about very petty subjects, or just hating on each other.
*in Keanu voice* Whoa.
its saturday here. but i know that feeling… rum is a cruel mistress.
“thongs” are also footwear in ‘Merica. but it’s simply just better when “thongs” are ALSO string underwear on women. Sooooo….yeah….thongs.
The schlock shall be with you, always.
I love how this is developing, about 60 comments down you see an sample of what it said before.
it gets worsebetter. my government paid for this to be made as a TV serise. http://youtu.be/xYXHzOqnMpk
(i promise this is the last time i post it… till the Jan 4 premier.)
You know we’re never gonna beat Wheel of The Worst 6. Nobody can.
especialy Scotch!. speaking of whiskey, i’ll drink to that.
How long is it going to be until some annoying ass changes it?
i know. i just like to tease the americans. and as tops are optional in Australia, attention is focused elsewhere.
That’s what I already quoted in the message you replied to. Or did my copy paster make a mistake you are trying to highlight?
Now I have a Machine-gun.
Rich Evans is the new god of prank calls. Also, Len Kabashmansky is the balls.
SHUSSSSSH. calm down.
It’s so Rich! Every single Rich has so many Rich going on!
Rich! Rich rich rich, rich rich. Rich rich rich.
And it gets Evans better!
its… no i just missed it…
Best rum Ever is Bundaburg Red. if you cant get the smokey.
i have never seen a post so filled with Logic.
I’m a Vulcan, but don’t tell anyone!
Owner of Iowa’s largest wildlife preserve?
Hey, writing for comic books is nothing to be shunned.
Comics haven’t been toilet paper and literature for kids and retards for a while now. Even in USA.
Elsewhere, they are legitimate form of art and expression.
Particularly the “auteur” comics where one artist or a two man team do their own thing with not just a story but with a message as well.
And when you are in the mood for fairy tales about uncompromising uberheroes – Miller is at leash HONEST about his beliefs. And objectivist bullshit CAN work for superhero characters. In such a world, there really ARE giants and human ants.
Also, Miller has balls to stay crazy, yelling at the world.
Which is a very human thing to do and condition to be in.
Unlike with MillAr.
His senile meltdown, if it ever happens, as I’m not sure he’s capable of achieving that level of humanity, will be a lot more pathetic affair.
Besides, regarding the analysis, it’s way to easy to just hang reductions ad Hitlerum onto people based on rushed judgement and disregard their work cause you don’t like their beliefs or politics or something else in their work.
The Horse Ninja!
(Horse Ninja. Horse Ninja. Horse Ninja.)
– Composed by Me.
I didn’t notice. You see I’m drunk all the time.
you do Ma Kettle but dont tell Pa Kent i said that.
Hey wasn’t suggesting it was! My apologies if I came across sarcastic. I just found your analysis interesting. Just wasn’t expecting such a elaborate breakdown, that’s all.
It’s quite a show.
This guy is a gif legend around here. Show some respect.
Never mind what I said then, proceed..
Yes, this needs to happen Prank Calls by Rich Evans Ep#1 Do it! I’m sure you can think of a better title.
Love ya brotha! Keep making that Ninja money!
love all of the best of the worsts, but it took so long for this to come out so i’m hoping for a christmas special sometime soon. again, not shitting on this episode. it just seems like filler???
they’re shooting the rodeo rn
love everything. idec. w/e. live on, redlettermedia. hopefully forever.
WAR and PEACE BOOK ONE: 1805 CHAPTER I “Well, Prince, so Genoa and Lucca
are now just family estates of the Buonapartes. But I warn you, if you
don’t tell me that this means war, if you still try to defend the
infamies and horrors perpetrated by that Antichrist—I really believe he
is Antichrist—I will have nothing more to do with you and you are no
longer my friend, no longer my ‘faithful slave,’ as you call yourself!
But how do you do? I see I have frightened you—sit down and tell me all
the news.” It was in July, 1805, and the speaker was the well-known Anna
Pavlovna Scherer, maid of honor and favorite of the Empress Marya
Fedorovna. With these words she greeted Prince Vasili Kuragin, a man of
high rank and importance, who was the first to arrive at her reception.
Anna Pavlovna had had a cough for some days. She was, as she said,
suffering from la grippe; grippe being then a new word in St.
Petersburg, used only by the elite. All her invitations without
exception, written in French, and delivered by a scarlet-liveried
footman that morning, ran as follows: “If you have nothing better to do,
Count (or Prince), and if the prospect of spending an evening with a
poor invalid is not too terrible, I shall be very charmed to see you
tonight between 7 and 10—Annette Scherer.” “Heavens! what a virulent
attack!” replied the prince, not in the least disconcerted by this
reception. He had just entered, wearing an embroidered court uniform,
knee breeches, and shoes, and had stars on his breast and a serene
expression on his flat face. He spoke in that refined French in which
our grandfathers not only spoke but thought, and with the gentle,
patronizing intonation natural to a man of importance who had grown old
in society and at court. He went up to Anna Pavlovna, kissed her hand,
presenting to her his bald, scented, and shining head, and complacently
seated himself on the sofa. “First of all, dear friend, tell me how you
are. Set your friend’s mind at rest,” said he without altering his tone,
beneath the politeness and affected sympathy of which indifference and
even irony could be discerned. “Can one be well while suffering morally?
Can one be calm in times like these if one has any feeling?” said Anna
Pavlovna. “You are staying the whole evening, I hope?” “And the fete at
the English ambassador’s? Today is Wednesday. I must put in an
appearance there,” said the prince. “My daughter is coming for me to
take me there.” “I thought today’s fete had been canceled. I confess all
these festivities and fireworks are becoming wearisome.” “If they had
known that you wished it, the entertainment would have been put off,”
said the prince, who, like a wound-up clock, by force of habit said
things he did not even wish to be believed. “Don’t tease! Well, and what
has been decided about Novosiltsev’s dispatch? You know everything.”
“What can one say about it?” replied the prince in a cold, listless
tone. “What has been decided? They have decided that Buonaparte has
burnt his boats, and I believe that we are ready to burn ours.” Prince
Vasili always spoke languidly, like an actor repeating a stale part.
Anna Pavlovna Scherer on the contrary, despite her forty years,
overflowed with animation and impulsiveness. To be an enthusiast had
become her social vocation and, sometimes even when she did not feel
like it, she became enthusiastic in order not to disappoint the
expectations of those who knew her. The subdued smile which, though it
did not suit her faded features, always played round her lips expressed,
as in a spoiled child, a continual consciousness of her charming
defect, which she neither wished, nor could, nor considered it
necessary, to correct.
I was one line of blow away from going to Partners toight. Which is a 25-mile excursion from my caah
so now Paramount is blocking the Re-release of Team America. fuck you!!! did Australia ban Lindt Chocolate? no we didnt. because FUCK TERRORISTS! harden the fuck up america.
o.k firstly i didnt read it.
secondly is that cut&paste? cause it smells like cut and paste.
Thirdly… I DIDNT READ IT!!!!
if this is original content you’re wasting your time. go write a script. and film it!
Len, it’s best when both are in effect on a white sand beach with azure water.
“I still talk to Red Letter Media sometimes… I wonder if what I’m doing is right or wrong..” that part alone made me laugh so hard, the way Len delivers that line is absolutely perfect. 😀
“at a time even men bound by blood, to the Winnebago” I’m sure i heard that right.
i so wish myself and she who cant be named didnt cause that shiny toy to not work. sorry.
Wait, is that the Titanic Popcorn Tub that Freddy threw out of the trash can in the beginning? I thought that was sold in one of the auctions! You mean there’s MORE OF THEM?
Yeah, but the bitch sure can kiss.
Who the fuck put this here when I wasn’t lookin?
“SONY can suck my dick”
Kim Jong Un, The Interview
Indeed it is.
i blame me. its a thing now.
poor sony. i have never see a multinational bend over and take it like that.
its like “the Accused” all over again.
is BotW the equivalent of commenting Blue Meth? i NEEEEEED! MOAR!!!!
who do i have to melt in acid to get a BrBa cameo round herez!?
did he get the cream of sum young guy?… i got nothing…
I had never heard of the C thong before in my life. I had to look it up. Now I know what the missus is getting for Richmas! Whew, I was worried she’d be getting something stupid like jewelry or a lovingly crafted poem. Thanks, Len!
sorry to go down this path… but!????
How many CHILDREN are shot in U.S schools each year? i bet the stats are worse than the cinema shootings.
Yeah that’s exactly how I envision Len lives.
Fuck you Rick Berman
Farm Safety Family Style might be. WE DON’T KNOW
What the hell is a AVGN? A sex metaphor?
Why is there no Rich Evans face on the moon as well
Len did nicely explain the set. but its to far back to scroll…..
Thanks Taco… How’s that looking?
Okay just spent the past hour getting the right look for Richmas, how’s that looking?
I got loads of sh*te for not wearing my Richmas hat, c’mon Len get in the spirit?
Then again it shows you are much stronger willed than I if you don’t, I bowed to pressure immediately… So much for my childhood Soo Yang Do training. 😉
It wasn’t not-finding Frank Miller misogynistic, it was the standard anti-feminism/SJW rant that made you come across like an MRA. I didn’t call Pa Kent or Like Icare one, for example.
(Mostly however, I just really wanted to do a Body Snatchers impression.)
Hear that, Len? You’re filler.
Rich is no greenhorn when it comes to divinity, my child.
Cat Sitter is either going to be amazing or a huge disappointment.
Who would have thought that a director who’s films I’ve not seen has now become my new favourite director anyway? Len is the best. Spielberg, Boyle, Nolan all take note!!!
Rich Evans’ prank call was masterful. Bravo.
“Click below to download this gif”
Nice one RLM !!
11/10 would like to be trolled again.
I was literally crying laughing watching this
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY was filler between THE WINTER SOLSTICE and CAN’T-MAN. This was the opposite of filler! Well, no — that’s not correct: The opposite of “filler” would be “emptier” and this was not. This was so worth the wait!
You got a great one Punkster.
He’s right about the movie, though. He’ll always have that.
Whoever edited that failed miserably, as Frank Miller is in fact a writer not an artist. Check your facts!
Actually, he’s both.
Damn you, was just about to correct my mistake after checking my own facts.
Being an equal-opportunity curmudgeon and misanthrope (or, objectivist libertarian patriot, whatdefyuckever) does not preclude one from also being misogynistic.
He’s everything that an awful person can be, all rolled up in one tight, Freddy Krueger-shaped ball of sinew. But he probably has his good points, as well.
Still, he’s written nearly enough crappy Batman to erase any decent memories of the awesome Batman he wrote.
Welcome back, ‘chud! Good to see you here again.
Seventeen implied upvotes.
What, you have something better to do on vacation?
Best thing Miller’s written in years was when he painted the Bat-Cave yellow so Robin could fyuck with Green Lantern.
But then he had to go and make Batgirl swear like a sailor.
Jeebus! I just this second remembered where “It’s like poetry” comes from!
I thought that was, like, a thing you guys created.
I must say, without spoiling anything, this episode had it all. Not only is it easily the best WotW episode, but possibly even ranking among the best of Best of the Worst.
Edit: Why is the wheel in the background of the thumbnail blurred out?
So that you wouldn’t know which ones were (or could be) selected, I guess.
I actually didn’t mind Freddie, he wasn’t nearly as much of a buzzkill as that Canadian guy from the last wheel of the worst.
The Ninja Code
That dude was just sleepy. I’m tired of people picking on him. Plus, his little buddy was awesome.
“His first creator-owned title was DC Comics’ six-issue miniseries Ronin (1983–1984). In 1985, DC Comics named Miller as one of the honorees in the company’s 50th-anniversary publication Fifty Who Made DC Great.”
“His works were considered inspiration for the Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles comic book. Due to his interest in the subject of Japanese
martial arts and his self-avowed affinity for pop sensation Vanilla Ice,
Miller lent his creative talents for the lyrical poem that eventually
featured as “Ninja Rap” in the second film of the titular franchise.”
We all liked the little guy, he joined in on the fun, unlike the other dude.
The ninja instructor sounds like Steve-O
Sorry about your nan – I know about cancer – but I’m glad you get to enjoy your family.
I suppose there was a time when I wanted to enjoy ours, but it didn’t work out that way. And when the last of our adults dies, we kids will either remake the family on our own, new terms or not.
How funny is that? Not too. It’s not even funny-strange. It just is, it is it, tru dat, and so forth.
Anyway, Merry Mitchmas, you goofy guiding star for some reason.
For the sake of speed, it was easyer to change than the face of Rich Evans. perhaps, some time in th future I will correct this over sight.
Noted for future reference.
Wow. Tough call who stood his ground better (or worse).
On the one hand, I totally get the moopie-tradition thing – for years, I’ve trimmed the tree while “All About Eve”, “Metropolitan”, or “Ratatouille” play in the background – on the other, “It’s A Wonderful Life” sucks every pair of earthly balls that be.
You upvoted yourself?
I didn’t even know you could do that…hahahahaha
I see you expanded your reply. I do realize that the word “artist” can apply to many things, but when it comes to comics, the term is more commonly used to describe the illustrator, rather than the writer. Although in this case since Miller is both, I suppose it’s logical to simply call him an “artist”, thus covering both bases at once.
And by “tracer” do you mean “inker” or is that an entirely different thing?
I’d say I wished no knew you could do that, but it has it’s benefits: it’s a great douche detector. #PatentPending
(psssst it’s a joke, corpse of AT, read our previous comments it’s actually pretty funny if I do say so myself)
He slightly chuckled once. Leave him alone.
What, are you guys part of his fan club or something? A slight chuckle is not what I watch best of the worst for, I watch friends sit around and make jokes and lose their shit over it, not to watch a stone faced dude try to change the subject every time the group laughed too much.
Why you gotta be a hater? #JestForTheHealthOfIt
I wasn’t talking about you in particular, or about anyone in particular, really, but more generally about “objectivist, libertarian patriots” (orwhateverthefuck) as mentioned in Like Icare’s comment above. As for the transcription of your handle, I have a telepathic bird that inputs information into my pc via is brain-goo powers upon being commanded to do so. It’s some pretty nifty shite, but I’m not sure if it qualifies as copy pasting or writing it down… maybe I can say I birded your name? *shrugs* Dunno, but regardless, capitals are indeed a bitch.
Thank fuck google doesn’t work any more or we’d never find out.
Dammit, why you gotta do that hashtag, now i feel bad for being a buzzkill
You’re right I was being an irreverent neophyte. My apologies… wouldn’t want to get pyunished!
Yep. “Tracer” = “Inker.” It’s an old Kevin Smith joke.
Look, I’d rather they just call all the comic bookers “artist” instead of “creator” which they were calling themselves for awhile, a couple of years ago. Fyucking arrogant, that.
It’s like Nicki Minaj calling herself a singer.
Rich Evans is The Truth and The Way! All bask in his Boundless Glory!
I’m pretty sure he was joking by saying “He slightly chuckled once.” You know, since if he had that position he’d pretty much be agreeing with you.
He probably disagrees with you but decided to do so in a humorous way, showing he’s almost indifferent to your complaints. *Shrugs.* ¯_(ツ)_/¯
“I’ve… C things you people wouldn’t believe; bra straps on fire off the shoulder of Meg Ryan; I’ve watched C-thongs glitter in the dark near the Va-goo-goo Gate. All those… moments… will be lost… in time, like… fork… in brain.”
This goes wonderfully since I’ve used this very quote to reference Len before, but that was in reply to an anmated GIF someone made of Len sparkling, so I used the ‘glitter’ line from this. Seeing as how NIGI [what we affectionately call Now I Get It] has a great memory for these things, he may remember this.
Hampton Fancher and David Peoples: 0
Jeez, they really hate kids on this show. Im afraid to think what happened to the kids from the Joke Book video…
I think inker is a better term, since the job involves much more than just “tracing”. I also think the colorists should get their name on the cover. Sometimes when you see shitty colors on great line work, you realize just how big of an impact the colors have on the final product.
It worked marvellously! When you said “points and screams”, this image popped into my head. I haven’t even seen the movie and even I got the reference. *Slow clap.*
Nice shrug art, Taco.
Are there no limits to your talents?
I’m tired of complimenting you. People will think I have a man-crush. Fyuck up at something now.
I can top that just a bit.
I wee’d my pants. A little.
No fair editing and ruining my joke!
Take it like a man, you, um, alien!
Not gonna lie, I hardly know who this guy is, but from this comment has stemmed one of the more interesting threads I’ve seen on this comment board. Kudos.
There are some memes on here that I honestly forget where they come from. I never admit that I don’t know, though, except in vague comments like this.
I’d suggest you check his Wikipedia page, but that seems, um, shaky advice right now.
Never been, so I can’t really say for sure, but seems to me there isn’t.
It’s all Pursuit of Happiness to me, and I’m in favor of that.
Er, HIRED! Sorry. Typo.
I think I might get in trouble for saying anal-sys or anal-gy instead of analysis or analogy in public one day.
Only if people are anal about how you pronounce things …
See what I did there? Do you see it? I see it. Do you? Well do ya, punk?
Why are you commenting on your own comments? What’s the matter with you? Why does your avatar look like Stephen Hawking trying to use his arms for the first time to eat french fries? Why?
Well I haven’t seen them in any videos since then.
Coincidence? I think not.
I’ve been upping myself since I was like 12 …
Oh, we’re talking about Disqus? Oh …
Upvoting yourself is like high-fiving yourself.
Funny, since clapping is high-fiving yourself for other people’s accomplishments.
*Starts slow clap for myself, not really sure where this leaves us.*
Just finished my like 20 hour quantum physics take home final. Watched this new WotW to unwind. Somehow watching people talk for like 20 minutes about a VHS from the 90s designed for dogs makes life make sense now. Also Len is my hero, I’m curious how the writing for a scene like his was done, is it first written coherently and then altered to make less sense or is it just like that from the beginning?
One final thought, when it was suggested that the Cowboy monkey would volunteer for genetic testing it seemed like a perfect origins story for some kind of superhero. Cowboy monkey endured being forced to be a cowboy monkey until he volunteered for genetic testing and space travel or something, and that gave him super smarts or powers or something that made him Ninja Cowboy Monkey or something. Freddie Williams II, you are free to steal this idea…
I really think I need sleep.
Great episode, Rich’s phone call and the cameo at the end 10/10!
♪ O say can you see, our home and native land,
What so proudly we hail’d in all thy sons command,
Whose broad stripes and glowing hearts through the perilous rise
O’er the ramparts we watch’d were so strong and free?
And far rocket’s red glare, wide bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that we stand on guard for thee,
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O’er true patriot love and the home of the brave? ♫
There, I fyucked up the Canadian and American anthem.
You didn’t catch the sarcasm in my comment, that’s cool.
At the same time that’s a common joke here at RLM. They have one guy who seems completely uninterested in what’s going on, Rich has done it multiple times, Mike does it, for all we know that Canadian guy could’ve playing that role. He seemed like an okay guy, though, so why fixate on him. If he’s uninvolved just pay attention to those who are.
If only you could *slow upvote yourself* then you’d be as cool as Ross.
I think Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart should give all their awards to Rich Evans. They don’t deserve ’em anymore.
“I watch friends sit around and make jokes and lose their shit over it”
Did you miss the times where Jim was able to make others laugh, even Mike [who is often known for being a hard laugh]? It seems you were fixated on Jim not laughing as much on the others yet missed when he was contributing, which was good enough considering it was only his 2nd time on the show.
I’d like to point out I’m not defending him merely because him and I are both Candadians. Actually, I was a bit peeved that he went down there because I was hosting a BBQ and he said he’d drop by. Liar. No wonder his middle name is Rick! What is it with Ricks?
You mean that guy who played Death in Last Action Hero and that other guy who voiced King Goobot in Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius? Yeah, like those two guys have any awards to share with Rich. They’re nobodies.
Upvoting yourself is liking what you see in the mirror so much that you walk into said mirror.
Yeah, they’re pretty much frauds anyways.
That’s what I don’t get about their complaints, Jim (I had no idea that was his name) contributed and made jokes, he just seems to be a very laid back person, not as lively as the rest or animated. At least not in that video. But, yeah, some people are just like that.
Check your facts, they’re not just frauds, they are hack frauds, I wrote like a hundred and fiddy page treatise on that subtle semantic difference GAWD people sometimes seriously…
Hey. Jim started the “Kid Sand Airbags” thing. Give him credit for that.
I’m going to turn that treatise into a documentary, and then this whole mess will be turned into a feature film by James Franco, thus completing the circle.
I love this episode! and cant wait for my shirt to come in the mail and dont forget those boyhood stickers!
I just upvote everyone. Look at my pic… do I look like the type that gives himself a high five???
I had to actually go back to the WotW episode to remember his name. The only time I felt he seemed out of place was when everybody else was losing their shit about the senile jokes, but even then he still added a few of his own jokes even if he wasn’t laughing as much. I, too, chalk that up to his personality and not so much that he was a buzzkill or didn’t want to be there [as others claimed].
“do I look like the type that gives himself a high five???”
But then again, i did quit YTMND.com because I couldn’t FAV my own sites
Does anyone know if this webzone will have a live sexeschat for Life Force Day like they do every year?
I’m glad they gave us those 5 seconds after the sound so we could reflect upon ourselves and the meaning of life.
I think I just discovered I’m cis-gendered scum!
#Edgy #NotActuallyEdgy #ScumIsntSoBad #Hashtag
I think someone said they said there’d be one around New Year’s or something.
Yeah just think about the possibilities! Putin will threaten to blow up Franco’s house if the movie is released and then we’ll all have a totally baller dance parteh in like SPACE IN MARS HELLS YEAH IT’S GONNA BE GREAT
I don’y know those hack frauds do around the holidays but my bender will be approaching 7 or 8 days by the time New Year’s eve rolls around.
Webzone live sexeschat special on 31 December??
I understand Jay has to wear fuzzy flannel pajamas and surround himself with cats to watch A Christmad Story all day 24 Dec but the rest of us are just single low-lifes with no families. New Year’s Eve is our greatest chance to get out of the house and have unprotected sex with drunk/unwilling females.
Ah man, I’m remembering those senile jokes and laughing my ass off. But who knows, maybe senility is a touchy subject for him. Everyone has old folks in their family and could know someone suffering from dementia.
yeah yeah I hear Len Kabanaskis is gonna dress up as a giant banana and Jay’s gonna messily eat a chocolate cake I cannot wait
You’ll receive one annually for the next 12 years.
I’d be totally down with watching Jay watch a A Christmad Story all day while wearing fuzzy flannel pajamas and being surrounded with cats
Who taught you Alt-keys, huh?
People were talking about that perhaps being the case. I can understand him not laughing along with the rest and hell, if that really was the case, I commend his composure. Others might have gotten offended as if they were supposed to know what they can and can’t joke about.
He did the Canadian thing and politely blogged about it back home under an anonymoose identity looking for support and understanding from the local community. No one read his blog though because blogs suck and he forgot to make it public. Noob.
I’ve known about them for a while, just never explored too much. How do you think I got my Canadian Sorry®? Or was it Sorry©? Or So®®y?
Anyway, I did not know the mu♪ical ♫otes, though, so I thank you. Glad your advice was less vague than Pa Kent in Man of Steel.
Putin. What a dick.
I’m sorry. I’ll be down in the planetcore. *sniffle*
What’s he mad about now? We’re celebrating his birth, not his cruci-fiction.
They’ll send you to a the rapist.
That’s OK, my chins wobble with forgiveness.
You’d be pissed too if everyone celebrated your b-day on the wrong day every year.
Pound Sign: EvenTheLordReturnsGifts
You’d have to ask Mr. Gryce mayhaps, but this godless pinko gaylord seems to recall jeebus’s crucifiction was the more theologically significant moment of his life… Christianity is kind of a religion of death, when you think about it. Regardless, I know I’d be pretty miffed if people kept celebrating my b-day on a wrong day year after year after year…
He is, isn’t he? And his balding head? and his buff body? What a DICK! What a bear-dick! Dicks and bears! Fuck yeah! Where was I? Did it just get really hot in here or is it just me?
That ending was amazing.
13 for me. But as we’ve established, I started school late.
Watching it was my pleasure, Len.
Thank you, too.
Rape jokes, i love ’em!
Sry, got carried away..
Get your facts straighten
Jesus become a zombie on the third day
This proves angels are nothing more than ancient aliens, whose presense at crucial turning points in histroy have been manifested as revealed religion over time
“Regardless, I know I’d be pretty miffed if people kept celebrating my b-day on the wrong day year after year after year…”
“You’d be pissed too if everyone celebrated your b-day on the wrong day every year.”
It’s like poetry.
#RedundantRedundancy #Hack #Fraud
Did you hear the news? No more GIFts this Richmas!
You know, we’re never going to beat Titanic Popcorn Tub. Nobody can.
I can’t remember. Can someone translate it for us? Thanks.
When’s the next Mr. Plinkett: Phantom of the Opera review?
That’s what I really want to know!
“The ‘Boyhood’ of ice dam videos.”
@Percy Gryce about 21 hours ago…
“It’s like there is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together [against our little monkey will].”
I thought they would play “Against the Ninja” from the Miami Connection when destroying it.
actually i live with my wife and 3 kids in a rather simple/quaint little cape cod with a large 2 car garage and on 1 acre of land. i have a 125 pound german shepherd named “Largent”…simple really. the set for the episode was made up of borrows oriental blinds from a local massage/salon shop and just some stuff i already had at the house (candles, wooden furniture, the dragon cabinet actually house some rare VHS tape and some dvd’s. Ron Machini’s THE WOLF is in there….).
it was fun. i shot this at my house with my wife Jess. took like 3 or 4 hours. i think my appearance was appropriate for this episode and im glad they thought of asking me 🙂
i wrote the monologue as sort of a tribute to the ending monologue in 1989 THE PUNISHER and Rutger Hauer’s monologue from BLADE RUNNER
I watched this right after singing Christmas songs for a concert. While we waited for us to go on and sing five with no curtain breaks we had a shit ton of fun just doing things such as making fun of tenors, making fun of basses, making fun of baritones, making fun of the teens in our choir that haven’t hit puberty, making fun of George Lucas again, and we had an improvised dance off. So for nearly an hour the men’s choir I was in sang Christmas Songs, half of them being horrible redone reversions, and then these teens and kids came to join us as we sang the Home Alone theme. It was a disaster because the kids couldn’t sing loud enough. I got paid and walked to my empty apartment. I went to RLM at a round eight o’clock and had more fun and felt better than being at this Christmas Concert crap. It made me realize that no matter how shitty a day might go I still have a group of internet drunks and losers who watch VHS tapes all day to entertain me and brighten me up.
haha! (shrugs) eh, it is what it is.
I have found the perfect, THE PERFECT image that represents me watching an RLM video
Like the kind they put in Twinkies.
let’s just go with “Len”….the way you spelled my last name will make people think im Al Qaeda….Len’s totally fine
if SPACE COP is filming for another 5 years who knows? we may be able to work it out still for the film….if not we’ll be leaders of the recon team in BITE OF THE MUMMY, and either he or I will turn heel at the end and face off perhaps…
Synchronized posting. It’s rare… like quality cinema, but it does happen.
The Hackiest, Fox Foxiest of Hack Frauds
Me too! I wee’d my pantaloons quite a bit, actually, but I’ve urinary retention issues, so…
Lee Kabazsinski?!?!?! That was such an epic destruction of How To Become a Teenage Ninja!
Fuck, the fame got to Rich and now Mike and Jay must be trying to scam him for real. There is literally no other explanation.
Did they just send you the tape and tell you to destroy it however you see fit? And what did you think of the tape, in case you dared watch it?
Truly, Donald Sutherland’s best work. *hack cough*
Whoever wrote this finally got their wish:
“I was really looking forward to Kids and Airbags. Sure, osteoporosis is timeless, but so is a kid’s neck being snapped in twain in a fiery crash.”
Sorry for leaving you hanging like this, but Internet access is a bit shoddy for me now. To professionally estimate your individual swimsuit area I would need more photographic/video evidence first.
LEN KABISINSKI REPLIED TO MY COMMENT. This is awesome!
Hey, I called dips on Jay like a year ago!
(old timey accent) I hear it’s unsinkable!
Hey Jay, I’ll have you know that the footage I’ve filmed outside your house is much better quality than in Ice Dams. Wanna come over and see? I promise I won’t sew your pants to the saddle…
The illustrations make the show so much funnier. That one with Jay being pushed had me in stitches.
This is true, and it was the best joke of that episode. Because, in comedy, timing is everything. He had set himself up as “The Sleepy Guy With Nothing to Contribute,” and then — BAM! — just like that, Magic Happens.
Slight chuckle, my ass.
They’re always saying things that were on the wheel last time… but they weren’t. Why are you lying to us RLM!!
I want to make “Fish Sitter” from ‘Go Fish Productions’
Also, we’re over 45 edits on Frank Miller’s page.
Well, we can use videos. I’ll check if gifs work again. http://i.minus.com/ipdwsPafOjrMh.gif
its a cruel lie from disqust. when you refresh the page its wiped
So, apparently, the full video only shows on the page for only a brief moment after it’s posted. Damn.
Oh, god dammit. Every time I see them “Star Wars: the Old Republic: Shadow of Revan” advertisments, an image comes to my mind: I think of a little middle-aged businessman, who is short, is balding and has a tiny penis so he wants to buy a red Lamborgini to compensate. That’s why he consults George Lucas about how to destroy a masterpiece one was a part of in an explosion of easy fanboy cash. I mean, really, does everything great have to be Phantom Menaced like that?
I fucking love KOTOR and Revan and I guess what they did to him was better than making him say stuff like “I don’t like sand”, but still…
oh dont be so naive thinking you the only one! i think he’s fair game
KotR for ever!
Maybe im in love with jay and myself could tag along? I make no promises, though!
I’ve now upvoted everyone in this *reply tree.
*Is that even a thing?
On this webzone it’s called being confirmed for Jay.
A little off topic..
Remember that gif I think Taco made of Rich dancing during watching the starwars trailer, it said “Didn’t read LOL”
I posted that yesterday and it was removed?
Here it is again btw…
no, no, Palpi there’s another guy called “im in love with jay”, he and omitted intermittently feud over the Bearded One. I’m super confirmed for Jay also, hence the offer to tag along 😉 I’d invite you over, too, since you’re kind of OK by me except for the ocasional genocide, but it’s omitted’s place so that’d be out of line.
BotW now needs to do a special episode where they take all of the winners, and declare the Best of the Best of the Worst. And both Len Kabazsinski and Freddie Williams II have to be part of the discussion panel, and Samurai Cop destroys the losing video.
Oh man im already oozing with excitement. I had “How to be a teenage ninja” on vhs and I used to watch it all the time with my unsuspecting friends for a good laugh. half of the value from it though was the “we gotta run from deeze bullies!” kid looked exactly like one of our friends
Ah, it looks like the original comment that I replied to was deleted, so that was it.
Tinhoil fat removed!
Mr. Plinkett: A night at the Opera?
If Len is like a Twinkie, it would be a Twinkie… thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
If all that is true, you did more and had more social interaction in one night than I’ve had in 10 years. haha
Merry Richmas, to you and all.
I remember it well. Hope to see it again soon when gifs come back
Palpy knows the dark side. You don’t have to explain.
Large icicles make me miss Wisconsin. Sometimes I’m just in the heat of the moment then, boom, throat-anal.
I wonder who are the prefered children of RLM, those on the board or us?
Is anybody interested in my holiday movie-seeing schedule?
Of course not, but anyway…Tomorrow, I’m paying for THE HOMESMAN and sneaking into THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING (my inner Jiminy Cricket is allowing the latter because I have to drive 40 minutes to a screening of the first). Next weekend, I finally get to see FOXCATCHER, and I’m also going to see BIG EYES and THE IMITATION GAME.
Since none of these movies is likely to warrant their own “Half in the Bag,” I will entertain anyone who’s interested with my own opinion, complete with Mike-n-Jay impersonations and a half-assed attempt at a Rich Evan’s-esque uninhibited laugh.
wow, and it got picked from the wheel to. my original comment was when the just showed it. definitely the best episode of botw for me and 3 of my friends ive known since elementary school . bravo sirs, bravo.
but still, i saw it on everything is terrible before this, so you guys are hack frauds by default. good day sirs
they should review it so you can realize how awful it really is.
If you think Omitted is sharing, you’re outta yo fuckin’ mind, friend of friends.
Pound Sign: ConfirmedTheOnlyOneForJay
You’re not Lucas, are you?
I’d rather see Mr. Plinkett: A Night at Oprah’s
I propose altering the “confirmed for Jay” label to “firm for Jay”.
It will save us millions of letters, times and monitor energies over the years, and the connotations are much better.
Goiters. Nature’s shield against the Vulcan nerve pinch.
*pause for dramatic effect*
I wish that.
I’d guess us 😉
Oh! I get it!
It would be like Amos and Andrew for the 21st century.
You gave in to peer pressure and made a hat, how cute <3
I don’t want a piece of the action, I just want to watch.
Except Rated-X, 1986 style.
I stand behind that with such firmness as it is seldom seen.
Okay, gonna be uncomfortable here, but:
PLEASE!, for the LOVE OF GOD, I mean, I really like you watching your crappy movies on Best of the Worst, AND I like your wheel of the worst, as well. I DO LIKE you sitting in Plinketts house, discussing contemporary movies, or whacky older movies. I like Rich and Jimmy talking about their video streaming experiences and I also like the animated Plinkett. BUT:
BUT BUT BUT!
PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE
SINCE IT IS CHRISTMAS
SINCE THERE HASN’T BEEN SOME SINCE…DUNNO WHEN
Give us some fuuuuullinginloving P L I N KE T T R E V I E W
thanks for that dick the racist.
Len’s been waiting for this moment all his life. Oh lord.
Wish they just made KOTOR 3.
Wrong site, bro. You’re looking for Red Letter Orchestra.
what the fuck was with that 90 minute digression on Frank Miller. What the fuck did that have to do with anything. Holy shit I wanted to beat you nerds up so bad. I kept waiting for some kind of RLM-style joke payoff to all of that but it never came and Mike’s joke about Vanilla Ice was not good enough.
Jay confirmed in one of the streams that the next Plinkett review is coming out tomorrow. Just heard it on youtube.
That’s a big twinkie.
Christmas is about 4 days away. I seriously doubt they can whip together a Plinkett review in that time frame especially since, you know, it’s freaking CHRISTMAS and they probably have other things they need to be doing on top of their work here.
Also I’m surprised the first time you talk, Chewbacca, that you’d be begging. Did not expect that.
It was pretty funny seeing Mike and Jay stone-faced at that bit.
What the hell is Big Eyes? *Googles it.* Oh yeah, that Christoph Waltzing Matilda and Amy Addams Family film. Let us know how it is [same with the others].
Chillax, Garly. Instead of Don’t don’ting about shit, why not Google the phrase “In Good Fun.”
I posted it, but I never made it. I probably should have mentioned that up front since I did post a good deal of original content. Whoever made that gem remains a mystery [unless you reverse image search it]. I found it on some comment board and fell in love as soon as I saw it.
That’s already implied:
Confirmed for Jay.
I have seen The Homesman and I liked it a lot. I will not see The Theory of Everything because it looks like horrible Oscar bait, like Boyhood.
He sings that classical tune that he sings while microwaving his cat:
I’m having a premature fangasm! *blushes*
Looks like GL is enjoying his reacharound.
I think it looks like it has strong performances. I’d mostly be seeing it because I like Hawking, though. I want to see how he invented his time travelling chair.
I would say for each year, maybe round up all the “winners” from the best of the worst and crown the year’s winner overall….it could be a year-to-year championship
*snicker* yeah, well…I don’t think I could do intentional comedy, I’d laugh too much during takes. I think its super awesome RLM crew gets involved with the filmmaking community ESPECIALLY through Best of the Worst which typically features lower budgeted productions.
the fun came later. you should see the Mods at wiki screaming about RLM.
damn you! now all a can see is len as don jonson in a white linen suit. although Len wouldn’t need the shoulder pads to fill out an 80’s suit.
I’d rock that shit. I think I have a pic of myself from like 7th grade with a don Johnson white jacket and blue shirt….
best i managed in the 80’s was stonewash denim and a mullet. i grew up in the country.
i can tell you’re worked up because you forgot how to spell Richmas. and i expect the new plinkett review on Richmas day. keep the spirit of RLM in your heart and anything is possible.
boyhood is fucking great it deserves all the oscars. even ones its not nominated for!!!
its going to be hard for “Theory of everything” to beat Barny Cabbagepatchs 2004 effort.
POST THE LINK AND TIME CODE!!!!!!!
I guess I’ll tell you guys something that just happened.
I was sitting here in my bedroom writing a comment on this very webzone when I started to hear some hollering and stuff. It’s late at night and dark here, so I was wondering what was going on. At first I thought it was some teenagers getting into a dumb argument on the road or something.
Well, I went to my front door and opened it, trying to figure out what was happening. I could hear yelling, but it was coming from the other side of my place. I went down to a window that faced that direction and opened it [which was hard because it was a bit frozen]. Once I opened it I realized some shit was going down. I listened for a bit and figured I should film it [hey, it was crazy people yelling outside on a quiet night at 12:30 in the morning].
While running to get my camera, I noticed a car pull up. When running back, the first thing I saw was a lady outside a car and a lady inside a car, the car being parked in a driveway. The first thing I heard was, “Ow, my leg!” It’s only upon recalling this part that I realize how similar it is to Rich Evans’ Mr. Plinkett expressions. Haha.
It’s here where I realize it’s a mother, outside the car, yelling and screaming at some young lady, inside the car, about how she’s ruining her life. Upon hearing it again, this sounds like Mike’s Mr. Plinkett, sounding a bit drunken and slurred, except swearing more and a female. “I hate you! Don’t you ever come back here! You are not taking my son cause he’s fucking with you and he fucking cheats on you all the time, you fucking bitch! You are not fucking ruining my life or my son’s! You got it?! You get the fuck out of here ’cause I hate you. You’ve ruined my life so many times! I fucking hate that bitch!”
The mother hits the young lady a few times, I think, during this. At the beginning the young lady in the car says something about charging her for assault, but then she’s pretty much completely silent the rest of the time. Some other woman comes up to the mother and tries to calm her down, pulling her back from the car. The mother keeps yelling at the young lady, saying everybody hates her, she’s a slut, and that she ruins everybody’s life.
Then the woman pulling back the mother gets into the passenger seat and they both drive away. For some reason the window is still down and I can hear them say something about, “Let’s drive the fuck out of here.” It’s pretty muted on my camera, but I recall one of them saying something about driving ‘fast’ yet their get-away is about as fast as someone casually leaving a home. I held back my laughter because I was envisioning a really slow car chase, like something the gang here would watch of a Best of the Worst film. Then the mother left the driveway in an SUV. Their window was also down because I could hear her saying stuff too.
That’s pretty much it. For all I know the mother could be right and that young lady is everything she says she is, but I’ve a feeling she’s mostly being a drunken idiot and overreacting, disturbing a bunch of her neighbours and probably waking some of them up [that is if she lives there, which I’m not sure].
Anyway, that’s my story. Seems not everyone can have a Merry Richmas … I’m not sure what I’ll do with this video, though. Maybe I’ll put it on VHS and send it in to RLM with a random label over it. Maybe I’ll just upload it to YouTube? Who knows?
he is making hats for everyone. the Richmas spirit made his heart grow three sizes. and while he is in hospital for that serious medical condition he is using the free Wi-Fi to make hats for all the underprivileged kids that cant afford PhotoShop.
Edit: Never mind, I just forgot where you could view previous edits to Wikipedia. I have it so I can see the last 100 revisions and I’m starting at the bottom. This is entertaining. 😛
wow Taco your IRL is a bit interesting at the moment… i look out the window and i see sheep and the bushfires… though i do love your Nightcrawler instinct. i used to do the “follow the flashing lights.” kind of thing but i have never lived in a built up enough area that you could hear the neighbors.
“though i do love your Nightcrawler instinct.”
I wonder if you read my long comment before or after I edited in that bit. 😉 “Am I the Canadian version of Jake Gyllenhaal’s Lou Bloom from “Nightcrawler”?!”
i havent refreshed the page yet. there is no such thing in my window. i’m going to read the reprise now. F5!
blur licence plates and faces. and you should be fine. public highway and all that. its not like you instigated it… DID YOU?!!!!
It’s a dark winter’s night. The only time you could really identify anyone was when the women says the mother’s name a few times to get her to calm down. Too dark for license places. Too dark to really tell where it’s filmed unless you know the area [not likely]. Too dark to really see faces.
You can make out what’s happening for the most part, but the finer details are missing. Also, the audio isn’t very good. You’d have to ramp this stuff up quite a bit [stupid camera].
its so much fun. bad RLM you broke wiki… oh wait no one cares.
whats the first rule of A.V? NEVER! use the camera mic.
Edit: all of my vids are camera mic… mesa lazy bastardz.
Sounds similar to something my wife and I witnessed quite a few years ago whilst living in Philly.
It was late at night and we were both curled up on the couch watching… I don’t even fucking remember. It’s not important.
Anywho, mid-show we hear what can only be described as a cross between thunder and the sound it makes when a garbage truck sets a dumpster back into an alley. This sound is immediately followed by the sound of tires burning out, which seems to last forever.
By now we’re looking at one another, thinking “what in the fuck is that?” We then here a large *CLANG* sound, and the screeching stops, but the sound of an engine revving can still be heard.
Our interests fully piqued, we decided to head for my office window, which overlooked the neighborhood pub (We were living in a 5 story apartment building back then). What we saw was probably one of the saddest, funniest, most awkward things we’d ever seen, probably still to this day.
Down on the road was a car, and sitting behind the wheel of this car was a woman. But not just any woman… a drunk as shit, so drunk she’s in denial drunk woman. Apparently while trying to leave the pub (a quick reminder not to drink and drive, kids), this woman managed to unparallel park her car, by slamming head first into another car across the street. She t-boned it, if you will, and was somehow able to hit that car with enough force that the two cars became fused together.
So… to catch up:
-The initial sound we heard was her car striking the other car.
-The *screeching* tire sound was the sound of her trying to separate her car from the other (unsuccessfully I might add).
-And the *CLANG* we heard was the sound of her front axle snapping in two. How? I don’t know.
By now pub patrons were beginning to pour into the streets to see what in the hell was going on. We began hearing people yelling at this woman, “Turn off your car, lady!” “Stop trying to flee the scene, bitch!”
This woman, this drunk ass woman takes the time to roll her window down, so that she can defend herself, and she says, “I’m not trying to leave, fuckers!!!”
She then rolls her window BACK up, and floors it again, but again there’s just the sound of the engine revving.
It was fucking incredible. Took about 20min for a cop to arrive. When he gets there, she’s still revving her engine. The cop strolls up to her car, taps on the window, the lady rolls her window down again, and the cop reaches inside and turns off the ignition. That’s when the crying began.
Oh man, it was fucking sad.
Funny, but sad.
I think I have a picture of her car somewhere.
Nice Santa hat!
Merry Richmas and a Happy Moo Year!
Please be excited for the Kidou Senshi Zeta Gundam Hot Scramble for Famicom review, due any day now.
I dunno, the cinema certainly shoots a lot of children. I mean, how many children do you think they shot for Blannie? There seemed to be a lot of kids in that film.
Oh, you’re talking about a different kind of ‘shoot’? Oh …
I’m kidding, of course. Thought that’d be a good reply after I had just written a novel and then had the galls to say that to someone else. 😉
Pretty much any pre-rec video with Jay. Also, he wants everyone to know they still need a couple more Nukie tapes.
In truth, I was expecting to see Rich dancing with his Vader mask on.
not after the reviews of that bucket of shite. i think some kids are getting “shot” right now.
I thought he said Puffy the Airbag Bearer.
A Santa Clause type character named Puffy who comes bearing airbags to children. He shoves it into their faces at incredible speeds. Good old Puffy.
Those days are over, Sully. 🙁
That said, oh wow! That’s far more amazing than my story. Haha. I bet the person who owned the other car was pissed. I know I’d be!
Have you seen this video? It shows a miserably incompetent female driver trying to back out of a parking spot. Taking a quick look, it’s quite obvious all that’s needed is a one-point turn. Look at how she handles it, though. .. while also denting someone’s car. A 41-point turn. FORTY! ONE! -_- What the hell? How’s she get her licence?
“He shoves it into their faces at incredible speeds. Good old Puffy.”
Thank the Evans for those first two sentences. Amiright?
Pound Sign: ContextIsEverything
the HIlaraious war on wiki is well… hilarious. even the tech talk out of context is hysterical.
Wiki: “You have been blocked from editing for a period of 31 hours for edit warring and violating the three-revert rule, as you did at Skyfall.”
as sully just said context is everything.
Could you imagine this person trying to parallel park? She’d run outta fucking gas first.
In regards to how she acquired her license; I’m sure there was some fellatio involved.
99 edits to Frank Miller’s Wikipedia page since December 19th. Kudos, RLM fans. You got them to ‘lock’ the page until December 24th. Haha. I guess it was ‘locked’ by someone named “Samwalton9”, who I guess is a vegetarian? Why am I mentioning this? … Anyway, here’s a link to the edits. I got a good laugh.
Some would even describe them as ‘breakneck’ speeds, because, well … did you see the illustration?
#IRestMyCase #Puns #MaybeNotAPunSinceThatIsTheMeaning
we all need more Nukie tapes. so we can post them to RLM. i’m looking for it on PAL to send them. and a PAL VCR so they can compare it to Americas NeverTheSameColortwice system.
he stole all his ideas from H.G Wells…
and in reference to this trailer: Man is Probing to Penetrate time?… cut to the creepy lingering shot of whats-her-name…
Hashpounding is on the rise. this is what happens when you prohibit Gif’s.
hashpounding and word play propagate… soon we’ll all be puning!!!!
so many laughs!
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Soon? TapewormBike and I’ve been punning for ages, back when images, GIFs, and videos were few and far between.
i know. its puntastic of you.
The mean old bankers come to foreclose the farm. It’s like a Mickey Rooney movie.
Last time I sang for a Christmas concert was in grade 5, my last year in elementary school. So that would have been 14 years ago, before Boyhood started filming.
Nobody steps on a church in my… oh wait….
“I’m gonna fuck up your kid’s face!” – Puffy the Airbag Bear
Thanks, NIGI. I’ve known about her cancer since either late January or February.
Quite honestly, it’s mostly my father’s side of the family I see. My mom’s side doesn’t have strong family ties. They both went through quite a few hardships growing up [mostly due to being close to poverty, or just plain ol’ poverty], but I feel it was the strength of my grandmother on my father’s side that kept things together and her children close [even when they were scattered, having ended up in foster homes]. I don’t think the same situations existed for my mother’s side. Oh well.
When you mention kids, do you mean you and your siblings? Do you have children of your own? Christmas for me was somewhat normal until 2003 my my parents split and so I suddenly had two places to be for Christmas. Now I’m in a weird situation where I’m not sure what I’ll do Christmas morning. No idea why I’m sharing this. Haha.
Yeah, that’s not too funny. Hope you can enjoy your Richmas regardless, NIGI, you under-appreciated gem.
God damn dandy, Punkster. Better than the one I made.
“at the end of the day its about the hat… you put on the hat not cause you want to. but because the people who you love want you to.”
Those bastards! Haha. 😉 Yeah, I’ve wondered what Richmas must be like for those in warmer climates or on the other side of the equator. Sounds cool. Like, cool as in different, not temperature wise.
“So my Dad picked him up off the couch, carried him outside to the back porch, and threw him into the pool, saying as he walked back inside “I’m gonna watch an Angel get its wings.””
You mention it as if it were a breeze but in my mind I imagine a lot of strangling going on. Is your dad really strong? Ir Mr. Domo very complacent? Was hypnotism involved?
Reminds me: I need to see King of Kong. I wonder if Rich and Jack have seen it.
It’s the latest trend. I didn’t start it, I just joined in.
Get on it, @Percy Gryce.
Getting drunk texts from your girlfriend at 4 AM with her telling you she was falling asleep and saying out loud that Olaf [from Frozen] was raping her. At least it’s not Fuck-Bot 5000.
Reverted to revision…bla bla bla
Deleted sentences. People are adding lies because they saw it here: http://redlettermedia.com/best-of-the-worst-wheel-of-the-worst-7/
ADMIN, PLEASE LOCK PAGE
Ehm. You’ve been a bad Aussie.
How come no one said to Mike ‘What’s wrong with your hairrrr?
i just Analysed 100 sheep. thats not a joke we had to check their arses for fly-strike. IRL is a strange place….
:this comment will be reverted because *madeup words* if you dont *madeup words your account may be *madeup words*
Oh my god. This episode was gold.
i know everythings my fault. but this one didnt need me. i just watched it… i may have jerked off a few times….
You do realize that the RLM guys really don’t want you to edit these Wikipedia pages? That text disclaimer wasn’t a joke. This had happened before a few weeks ago when they had played Wiki Wars on their Pre-Rec stream. People added silly things to Ernest Borgnine’s page (like: “He’s also played Rich Evans on the TV show Half in the Bag”) and also some other pages, which they were upset about on the next stream.
its like california. oh wait are those nearly 100 year old river red gums?http://youtu.be/c2SML6ZZmiQ
most of my Boyhood i thought california was in Australia. cause of the eucalypts.
I’ll see that drunk text and raise you the ones I got last night (these are all separate texts, mind):
Mom and Dady r have sex
mom n dad r so loud no fair
just UGH UUH HHHHH from their room
N get kitty out of here!
My friend sent me pic of her heroin n needles fucker
OMDG SHES SO GROSS I GATE MY MOM
HAHAHA SO LO UD
EW ROBBY KILL M
Should I be like
No I won’t lol
OH MY HOD
My dads like shut up
And my moms laughing now
shut ur fucking door slut
She sounds hot
BUT EW HOLY SHIT
Dad has no game
ok kids my reputation as a Troll Hacker may have been exaggerated by people who didnt like me. i’m old and way to lazy to do that kind of thing anymore!
yes i like to Know the person i’m talking to but thats my limit these days.
i like to think of myself as “Previously the Worst!”
Send it to Tom York. he needs ideas for lyrics.
So the base premise of a guy getting shot, electrocuted, blown up, and generally destroyed in myriad ways repeatedly coming back to life to murder promiscuous teenagers … that’s all golden. But a mask that might control someone’s brain … that’s HERESY!
apparently there is a list of suspects of who hacked Sony. and i’m number 3!
(THIS IS A JOKE!!!!)
SHIT!!! i want to post either Plinketts car or mine… *CAR SMASHED* just doesnt cut it.
He’s so special he gets extra letters. 😉
So, I just learned they no longer make airbags out of sand.
Legit, though, this was a cool read.
I don’t like sand airbags.
Okay there, Anakin.
Thanks ! But I think I went too far in a few places…
Merry Richmas to you Moo Taco!
long sunday. realllyyyyy looooooong!.
Sorry ’bout that. The blue ghost of Anakin typed that while I got up to get a drink. That bastard.
The fuq? There are at least 8 made up words in this sentence.
Edit: i saw NOTHING!
This is a new favorite.
You know something… If I had noticed you had provided a link and read your full post properly, then I wouldn’t have bothered doing it.
Clearly I did neither b/c I did my own one and it was only due to me responding to your most recent comment that I noticed a link in your original.
Most unlike me to do so but I did.
That was kind of you to go to that trouble, so I have downloaded your image anyway and out of respect I will change it to yours for the next RLM video.
One final thing, I saw a guy on You Tube doing a reaction video to RLM, was that you?
I was doing some Columbo work and came to the conclusion that you were the same person as the You Tuber, The Amazing Taco but unlike Columbo I won’t keep harassing you until you tell me everything in a confession. 😉
After all this build up, I could not tell where this comment was going. Well done.
except for the extra ghosts and rapebots.
the word EDIT: exists for a reason.
Sew, I see someone noticed a spelling error… Good job
Hidden airbags are also the no:1 killer on the beach.
You guys are awesome, what a great episode!
Oh, hey Palpy, what’s up? Did you like the latest Tay Swift album?
Sure did! I’m listening to right now!
Are you related?
Even I could make that turn and I’ve never even driven a car. How she decides to jam sideways between the two cars is a clear indication of fork in the brain.
By the way, I had “I’m going home” from the Interstellar soundtrack playing in the background. It was great.
He’s my father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.
Unless you drop a VHS tape into an actual erupting volcano, I really don’t think you can top this episode’s destruction scene.
What’s wrong with CGI volcanoes?
or a practical effect?!
Haven’t you heard? With CGI you can make everything biggerer and betterer.
what is the thing on the top left?
no one saw DS-9… except you.. and me. and is the U.S.S Defiant the best thing EVER!!!. not ironic!
EDIT: And the Defiant is harder to rape than the Millennium Falcon.
Under certain circumstances, that could literally just be your former roommate [where your father’s brother, your uncle, had a nephew, your cousin, who had a cousin, yourself, who had a former roommate].
The number of females on this webzone is growing. 🙂
An eclipse maybe? Or just “cool because we can”.
I love how there were two people typing a reply to my first comment, then I posted my reply to you and the two people (you and proghead) stopped and started typing on my second comment, posting in synch.
Had an idea. I wonder who it is talking to. http://i61.tinypic.com/2ypmb77.jpg
That’s the greatest movie ever because it has lava in it.
A: i’m not sure there is tech to see who is “Posting Now.”
B: i way to drunk its RiSHmas.
careful with the yoda blue ghost, he says he’s just gonna stay for a couple of weeks till he finds another place but I still can’t get him out of my house! and he keeps mumbling to himself and whispering wise nothings into my oar at night… I mean a guy can only put up with so much wiseness!
By “kids” I meant all us first cousins; by “adults” I meant our parents, of whom only my mother and her brother remain.
Even within the individual families there’s a lot of estrangement, with a number of the kids having left home as early as possible, though with none just straight up running away. At a certain point, my mother and I, by far the stablest members of the organisation, “settled all family business,” as Michael Corleone put it, and just opted out.
I’m sure this is one reason why I don’t have a parental bone in my body and, true to that, no kids of my own.
So, Christmas won’t be festive, exactly, but it won’t be sombre either. It’ll be exactly what we want. Case in point: we’ll forgo turkey this year in favour of prime rib. Try doing that some time with a houseful of fucking relatives.
It’s disappointing, isn’t it? It’s like when they take the fun out of funbags and replace it with silicone. No more dancing, no more jiggling, they just kind of STARE at you accusatorily. “Look! Look what thou hast wrought!” *shudder*
yes. the tape arrived at my temple with special instructions to destroy as I see fit. but to make the death of it swift and impactful. so I chose the Ninjitsu sword. only a ninja can kill another ninja.
Someone did it.
I liked “Luck”, so, I took a chance on “John…”
The pilot was about as spacey as the DVD Talk review led me to believe, so, I knew to moderate my hopes. Nothing against it, but I bumped it from my bedtime queue in favour of the one (and only) season of “Stella”. I’m sure I’ll give it a second chance some time.
Great underdog story. I class it with “Anvil: the story of Anvil”, except that KoK drew much more empathy from me, somehow. Maybe it’s because Steve Wiebe is a more decent fellow than anyone in Anvil, whose seedier side the companion book gets into much more.
♪ ♫ He’s a creep. He’s a weirdo. Oh. Oh. What the hell is he doing here? He don’t belong here. He don’t belong here. ♫ ♪
And you all used to snicker down your proboscis, um, ises at hash-pounding.
He said “puning,” the process of penis reduction, or having one’s penis made puny against one’s own monkey will. I don’t know why he would say that was on the rise. That’s a contradiction. I’m, also, against it, as a general rule.
Here come da police.
And put it out at Oscars time and give out little trophies and invite the nominoms to come and sweat and then look pissed when they don’t win. But, if none of them show up, Len could accept the award on their behalf (or refuse it to draw attention to some trending political thing), and he could give an magnificent speech about tearful destiny and cherry blossoms.
That would kill the interzones with joy.
My Dad’s 6’1″, and my husband just 5’8″, barely 160 pounds. I could probably pick him up if I wanted. It’s like bench-a-husband.
Plus the whole thing was a bit of a surprise because we were still opening our gifts. My Mom and husband were bickering about watching the movie, and my Dad in his “Fuck this nonsense” type of way just threw him outside because he didn’t want the evening ruined.
Like there was one year, when my brother and I were very young, where my brother took a basketball and smashed all the flowers my Dad just planted to impress our new neighborhood friends. My Dad saw him do this and didn’t say a word. When my brother was done, my Dad simply got up, grabbed a baseball bat, walked into my brother’s bedroom and smashed every single toy my brother owned. Every model airplane, tonka truck, nerf gun, board game, and action figure was either shattered, dented, or snapped by a metal Louisville Slugger baseball bat. All of us kids were standing in the hallway watching. When he was done, he gave the bat to my brother, said “Now we’re even”, and walked back out to the garage to smoke a cigarette.
That’s just how my Dad rolls.
I put on a karaoke version of that song and had my friend sing that as if it were a country song. She was embarrassed but got through the chorus. It’s hilarious.
Ingrid Michelson has already done this, you hack fraud.
Of coarse you don’t.
Those were all sent by Robby’s seven year-old, foul-mouthed baby sister. His replies…
They r just wrestling
Dad didn’t pay the heating bill
Kitty’s there to kill mice
Just say NO, potty mouth
Quit shouting and go to sleep
I no. I can hear it.
Sure, y not?
Is that from a movie?
Whats so funny?
When did ur dad show up?
She’s there too? The 4 of them?
Use ur own advice
2 men, no wonder
Ur Dad bitch!
u 2 lil tits
That gave me an idea.
She’s originally from Canada, I don’t know how the childrens are raised up there.
Yeah, but it does not save us those millions. Million saved is million earned. We could be Rich!
I can’t find the gif link
Ewww. What the fuck is this bullshit? Nah, the version I recorded is better. It’s got country twang. It’s hilarious.
This … this is not hilarious.
Holy shit … HO-LEE SHIT.
I was doing like a thing, a thing indicating how irrelevant said sex metaphor has become to modern pop culture.
A lot of planes landed here on 911 and we, being our friendly, hospitable selves, took many people in for that short period of time, but it didn’t necessarily ‘happen’ here.
Oh, wait, what are you talking about?
Oddly enough that’s the one currently highlighted on my iTunes. Such a serene track for this utter buffoon of a driver.
Thanks. Appreciated. That young man most definitely was me, yes. What is Columbo work? Never mind, a quick Google search made me realize what you meant. Haha.
TheAmazinTacoChannel is my name. There’s no ‘g’ in ‘amazing’ because oddly enough, as anal as I am about spelling things properly, I fucked up my own YouTube handle. Go figure.
Are you serious? It’s right there.
We got a noob here, people. He can’t find GIF links!
Perhaps Palpy could give me some pointers now that he has carnal intimate knowledge of Jay, having received response from J-Bau in the comments and whatnot. Not that I’m jealous or anything…
No, I completely understand this is terrible. No woman should try to copy Thom Yorke’s falsetto under any circumstances.
How rude of Mike to keep chucking those beer bottles at me. As if taping some paper over my favorite peeping window wasn’t bad enough.
If Mike appeared in one of Jack’s “Pass me a beer” skits, I fear Mike might actually harm people in the process.
It would be the funniest video Jack’s ever made.
It’s not the roomage. It’s the Schwartz.
That’s what happens when people don’t cite their sources on their wikipedias.
Those hack frauds should have just linked it to this webzone and it would have been legit.
This webzone is a well known and relevant fount of knowledge regarding movies, poop culture and ninjas. It even has its own wikipedia webzone.
Put it on VHS and send it in to RLM with a random label over it or just upload it to YouTube?
You’re not gonna do that. No, no.
You got yourself a chip in the big game now.
You’re gonna tuck that away. You are gonna save that for a time when your own ass is on the line.
And then you’re gonna pull it out.
There was also spillover to other wiki pages. Followed by edits and locks.
There’s some poetry in this reasoning for revision: “There was still a hoax in the article: Bob Rosenberg is/was a boss of Dunkin’ Donuts”.
Show us the picture!
None of us could ever be Rich, he is a god.
I sure hope so!
Here’s a montage of that pedophile ninja master’s bit parts in action films:
He operates a martial arts school in Santa Clarita, California nowadays, and is apparently married to that chick who got turned into a cockroach in Nightmare on Elm Street 4.
Dunno? Maybe the script? How it got up there is anyone’s guess.
Here he is training kids again:
I have a cousin who lives on this planet and he was roommates with Freddy.
I feel like this comment chain should continue further. Like Here he is eating an apple with kids. Here he is eating kids, etc. too many cooks has ruined me.
What an idiot! Let’s all point and laugh derisively at him.
That’s what my toilet looks like after a night out at Chilis. Can CGI fix my colon?
Cut him some slack. His name’s Tim Brawn, not Tim Brains.
A favourite part is even after the car behind her has left she is still giving it room, indicating that she doesn’t look behind her when reversing. Instead choosing to just remember what was around her and not bother looking.
Also in the interest of balance, men can be just as dumb when driving.
You can call me Chewie.
How’d they get Freddie on BoTW?
Seems kinda random.
Usually the guys they get are movie related (Lem, Collin) but this dude’s a comic book guy.
Do they know him? Is he a fan?
Not complaining, just curious.
Can we please get a full length feature like that at the end of this video? C’mon guys, if someone can bother making Samurai Cop 2, you can make a full 80’s throwback synth martial arts thriller with Len. Please.
So I just went to the youtube version of the HoTB for Interstellar, because blip, and good god Jay was right about Christopher Nolan haters in The Dark Knight Rises review. They are just retarded teenagers copying the opinions of Doug Walker because he hates Nolan now. Then I went to the trailer of Inherent Vice and now retard teenagers hate Paul Thomas Anderson and copy the opinions of some asshole on the internet best known for screaming in front of a camera and tumblr. Can’t kids think for them selves now? Or is it just youtube?
He is the artist that made the Feeding Frenzy cover and the Space Cop teaser poster. Also previously appeared in one of those HitB episodes where they went to a comic convention.
Who is the asshole on tumblr? Just curious.
I think the nickname “nolanites” says more about the people who made up the name than the people it is supposed to label.
It seems on the internet there is always something that is popular, that is also popular to hate on, Apple, Xbox, Christopher Nolan, Ubisoft you name it. So popular in fact, these people go out of their way to keep on commenting on products they don’t like at all.
It is just “trying to be popular” mixed with a healthy dose of cognitive dissonance.
Just do like me; realize you are superior to these people and move on.
All of them.
I do but is this the future of movie lovers? Them being assholes?
Pretty much, just get used to it and form a clique with like-minded people.
But I ment like a link to someone saying it on tumblr or screaming in front of a camera about how he/she hates Paul Thomas Anderson. For Christimas’ sake, I want some free entertainment.
The future? Seems like the present, and the present of ignorance is one that keeps on giving.
Go Ghost Riders! Go Ghost Riders! Go!
Normally I don’t care for prank calls, but that was sheer comedy gold. Well done Rich Evans, well done sir.
I liked Luck too. I found it a fascinating look at the current sorry state of the sport of kings and what was once one of the top three spectator sports in American life. HBO caved more easily to PETA than Sony did to the Norks.
John From Cincinnati, as the first televised surf noir, should have been an event, but it was just a jumble–a bit of Deadwood, a dollop of Sons of Anarchy on surfboards, garnished with wacky sci-fi, ala Fringe or The 4400. A wasted opportunity.
I don’t know Stella. Are you referring to the 2005 comedy series?
i still do. i love snickers.
Frank Miller is a poetic genius. Truly a master of the cinematic soundtrack. His urging of the martial arts expert to move on from a world where he would be trapped in the bonds of society’s expectations is nothing but extraordinary.
I have even heard that in the realms of Miller’s despair, celebrated author Noam Chomsky provided crucial assistance when a simple way of phrasing this concept seemed impossible by advising that a secondary call to move would demonstrate the pure neccessity of the action.
Since its not on Chomsky’s Wikipedia page I think he decided to go uncredited, leaving the original midwife of the lyrical masterpiece to take the righful credit.
someone pointed out his poor record of actually breaking them. are beer bottles out of transparent aluminium in michigan.
Save it for Wikipedia.
Well, I was doing like a thing too!
Nolan makes tiresome, talky, pretentious movies that are as heavy-handed as they are often dumbfounded.
And I arrived at this opinion when I first saw BATMAN BEGINS, when the entire world was on his dick, so I’m copying no one.
“Realize you are superior to these people…”
Fyuck yourself, Movie Hitler.
He breaks one in this video.
That’s a fifty percent batting average for this one alone.
but given that this planet has a michael bay, i tend to cut noland some slack.
Ok, but let’s be honest, sometimes Nolan’s fans ask for it (on the Inherent Vice trailer):
“David Norman2 meses atrás
Ha, this aint got shite on interstellar! TEAM NOLAN FOR LIFE!
its not hard to feel smarter than youtubers.
Like that’s the choice we’re given…
Michael Bay or Christopher Nolan.
Frat boy or snotty wanker.
Neither, thank you very much.
It’s not hard to feel smarter than anone.
It’s a whole lot harder to actually be smarter.
they almost never break on the first hit, they bounce!
They’re like The Bumble.
thats some fancy thinking!
But you hate everything I like and love everything I hate. Your argument is invalid.
i’m getting migraine and going blind!! i bet they release the new Plinkett review now.
Not true. We proved this before.
Yeah. Cause it’s in italics.
Future sux, donut.
And, I arrived at that opinion in 1982, so, again, I am copying no one.
Oh yeah. Never mind. Well you’re not a retarded teenager and you were alive when Batman Begins came out
He’d be surprised you kids are watching things like this. You’re all watching…Sexy Things.
Thank you. Carry on.
Also, Merry Richmas.
Everything in the Universe is the manifestation of god’s godhoodness which brings itself into existence because that is its essence of being – a universal being which IS because causing the existence is its nature.
Or some such crock.
Anyway, it means that we are all, along with everything else, a part of Rich.
Like a toenail. Or nostril hair.
BTW, we never hear stories about the adventures of “The Nostril Hair of God” – while right and left hand get so much play.
That’s like… totally disrespectful of divine.
Where are “I am god’s spleen” stories?
Never forget Nolan was OK with picking Zack Snyder for Man of Steel. The only option worse than Snyder from that shortlist Warner had was Jonathan Liebesman.
Nolanites is such and ugly word. I’m more partial to Cult of Nolan, sounds much more flattering and is more appropriate.
I really like Memento. Saw his first two Batman movies, which were just fine, I didn’t like them (not really Batman movies), but I can see why people love them… just like everyone used to love the Burton Batman movies. Inception had its moments.
I wouldn’t mind Nolan, but he championed those fucking hacks of Snyder and Goyer for Man of Steel. Now, we are stuck with the “vision” from the “visionary” creator SuckerPunch as the foundation for the future DC movies. Sure, you can’t put all the blame on Nolan, most of it goes to the clueless suits at Warner.
Kinda selective in your quote:
“realize you you are superior to these people and move on.”
If only Hitler had the same sentiment as I do.
Yeah those people are just as tiresome..
Those are not equivalent examples.
Apple is disliked both because it sells overpriced hardware AND because such “exclusivity” (I’ve heard people calling an iMac a status symbol) attracts a rather pretentious and airheaded crowd.
E.g. People who will pay 100$ extra for a WHITE iPhone. Or get a vasectomy so as to be allowed by their spouse to buy one.
That’s what’s distinctive about Apple, besides the whole empty consumerism as a way of life thing.
Xbox is disliked because of shoddy quality, because Microsoft (which to some people is a valid argument in on itself), and because the flavor of games it was known for catered to the “retarded children and jocks”.
“Guide you by the hand” shooters and sports games.
Ubisoft – see Xbox, only in software only mode. Also, see their wikipedia page for controversies.
People hate on Christopher Nolan cause they are unsatisfied with their lives (sexual and otherwise) and lack mental capacity to watch movies which require minimal level of attention.
They’re a font of misplaced rage.
Name your cliche. Mother held them too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever.
Now they’re so angry, moments of levity actually cause them pain. Give them headaches.
Happiness for those gentlemen hurts.
I wonder if Mike’s beer bottles are made of unobtanium or vibranium. Marvel fanboy or Na’vi fanboy?
I have to admit between my and my wife we own several Apple products, an Xbox and Ubisoft games. But at the same time we also have a Samsung phone and a PC and a windows laptop, PS4 and Wii U and games from a many great deal of other publishers. And you know what?
I don’t really see the big deal. None of those hated brands are nearly as bad or overpriced as the haters so tirelessly are trying to convince everyone, and there is merit or a unique feature to/in each product. They are a little better at some things and a little worse at other things.
My Samsung phone cost me just as much as a new iPhone and some Android only owners act just as pretentious and airheaded online. Everybody can be dick, that has very little to do with what phone they buy.
I had just as many Playstations die on me as Xboxes, and the kind of games on either system are 99% the same.
And Ubisoft games have just as many glitches as many other games out there. I am not aware of any specific controversies you are talking about. But as I understand it, before Ubisoft, it was either EA or Activision that was the “big baddie”.
The most important point is, nobody is forcing anybody to use or buy these products, so why would someone get so upset about them and repeatedly make the same tired comments online about why others shouldn’t buy them? If people want to waste their money according to their perspective, why would they care?
I am not even really a fan of Nolan. I think his concepts are great and thought provoking, the imagery amazing, but the execution lacking in most of his films. I have some personal favorites, and that’s it.
I just don’t get why people dedicate so much time of their lives judging other people by what they buy or like to watch.
To me it reeks of insecurity issues and subconscious buyers remorse.
Now don’t get me wrong, I am not saying you can’t criticize companies, movies, directors. or products. As it seems someone else here seems to have interpreted my first comment.
But there is a difference between voicing your opinion at one point like you just did and eventually moving on or continually going on and on about the same stuff like a broken record.
I think both Wizard Phoenix and I are speaking of those people, not people that criticize stuff in general.
Yes, it’s true. I can’t stand movies which require minimal levels of attention. Like Nolan movies.
I prefer to be fully attentive.
I was with you right up until that bit about Nolan. That’s some mental gymnastics stuff.
Must be all them sheep you’re knee deep into, you’re bound to catch something… I just have the one cat and I’m positive some form of neurodegenerative parasite I got from her is eating my brain cause I keep coming back to this damned comment section. I think I’ve got the problem. How do the other guys cope with it, y’know Taco, Sully, tapeworm, Domo, Percy, et al? Should I just pull down my pantaloons, give into my anger, and be seduced by the Dark Side®?
I can confidently say I’m smarter than the average bear.
That’s because bears are fyucking animals and they’re dumb as shit. Dumb fycuking bears.
That said I’m also smarter than the average human, but as Plinkett explains at the end of the Titanic review this is a pretty easy feat to accomplish. The average IQ of Canada is 97-99 while USA is 98-99. Not hard to trump them with even the lowest triple-digit IQ.
That said, IQ isn’t the only factor when it comes to intelligence, that’s for damn sure. I’ve seen plenty of smart people doing and saying terribly stupid things and falling back on the thinking that, “Well, I’m smart, so I’m probably right.”
1982? Are you a time traveller?
You’ve travelled all the way from 1982 to today? You travelled into the future like 32 years [or a few minutes around a black hole]!
I don’t spend much time around black holes.
Kind of selective in your emphasis.
Moving on is natural. Any and all of us do it in spite of ourselves. Hardly something to brag about.
However, if you’ve ever, for a moment, *realized* you’re “superior to these people,” you’re probably an ass, so you better move on a little faster.
Still cracks me up!
See? I never saw FLUBBER. I always assumed Flubber jiggled or plopped, alá THE BLOB. Didn’t know it bounced.
Learn something new everyday, and you’ll always have a reason to get up in the morning.
That’s bullying. The Avengers frown on it.
Be more like The Avengers.
I think Doug Walker’s alright, but his fanboys are just the worst. I mean look at the comments on this video:
You mean as much as an ass as taking someones tongue in the cheek comment completely out of context and then continue to embarrass yourself by comparing it to Hitler out of all people?
Oh you’re missing out! Flubber is such a *gesticulates vehemently, bringing thumbs and indexes together* pied-à-terre of fine cinemá! I actually saw it in a theatre when I was but a youngling. By the way, I’m really interested to hear what you think about Foxcatcher, so do remember to drop a line in these here fora after sneaking in to watch it!
Rich Evans, that was a fucking masterpiece.
Nolan’s a fine filmmaker. He gets in a little over his head from time-to-time, but one could do a lot worse; someone like a Michael Bay, or a Paul W.S. Anderson, or a Zack Snyder, a… Simon West.
You forgot the “h” in “https”, Palpy.
Yer link is fucked, Palpy.
*Intelligent Rant Mode: Engaged*
Meh. I think the main problem is that people can’t well articulate or argue their points and get emotionally attached to shit, which seems easier with something as subjective as movies.
If you take a look at a universally loved film and ask a random moviegoer what makes the film good they probably won’t give you much better answers than the reasons why an average moviegoer might have liked, say Night at the Museum. Just because they happen to agree with the popular opinion doesn’t mean they can properly argue why a film was good or what made it good.
People on Rotten Tomatoes completely miss this point. They’re so hung up on fyucking numbers that they would lambaste critics’ opinions merely because it disagreed with the trend or because it lowered the Tomatometer score, as if that’s the be-all measure of a films quality. I doubt a 90% Tomatometer score with a 7/10 average is objectively better than a 77% Tomatometer score with a 7.7/10 average.
They also dismiss people’s opinions so long as they disagree with them, ignoring how someone would form that opinion or what arguments they bring to the table. Nope. To many it’s a black and white issue, which I think is damned stupid. They’ll blindly accept a poorly written positive review so long as it conforms to their beliefs about a film. “The Battle of the Five Armies is the best film of the year and the best Tolkien film ever made.” The reviewer adds in some trite filler and some people agree with them because it improves the overall score. Ugh.
So, my point: it’s not just people who ‘hate’ on a film, or a director, or an actor blindly, but also those who love a film, actor, or director blindly without really being able to articulate their feeling, form their own opinion, or argue their stances.
That, mixed with the ability of anyone to say shit anonymously on the internet and not having constraints when it comes to insults and hyperbole, and you get ‘haters’ as well as ‘lovers’. Neither camp is a good thing. Heck, sometimes lovers are more annoying than haters, especially when I see people declaring Interstellar, a film I really enjoyed, to be “the best film ever” [are they being anti-Mike where every decent film is suddenly the best one they’ve ever seen?] and declaring that those who disliked it are merely the dumb masses who don’t understand science or the story was too complicated for them to follow. Yikes!
Here’s me going into an example of someone liking a film, being critical of it, but without being a ‘hater’.
What about all those that understood a good deal of the science behind Interstellar yet weren’t moved by the narrative/story? What if they felt the film wasn’t very engaging? What if they felt the stakes, while purportedly seeming high, didn’t feel high? There are quite a few editing choices that really irked me in Interstellar, many of them stemming from the fact that Nolan didn’t bother explaining to the audience how much time is passing.
Once they go into space, we’re merely shown they’ve travelled a certain distance yet the dialogue between them still makes it seem as if a few minutes have passed, yet anyone who comprehends the vastness of space know that days of months have passed. The first shot of them looking back to Earth through the window would have been at minimum a day later, yet Nolan isn’t able to communicate this within the film and it’s left for the audience to figure out how much time has passed. This is rather ironic considering he basically holds the audiences’ hand throughout most of the film while explaining the more scientific aspects.
Space travel takes time. In some cases a long time, even with advanced propulsion systems. When they take a slingshot around the blackhole it’s a short sequence in the film, but in reality that would take quite a bit more time than that.
I’m curious as to why Nolan didn’t geek out and explain these types of details even though they have it in the book and other material that accompanies the film; that would have been interesting to know: the size of the Endurance, how its engines work, seeing how the crew mingles with each other on the journey, how far the wormhole is away from Saturn, how large the black hole is they travel to [hint: the diameter of that blackhole is the same diameter as the orbit of the Earth, so it leaves you to wonder just how long that slingshot took or all the travelling between planets takes; it took them 8 months to get to Mars, so we can assume it took them months to travel between planets while orbiting the black hole, although Nolan’s editing never hints at these stretches of time], what the inside of the Endurance looks like [do we know where any of the compartments they’re in are located? …], etc.
He leaves out a lot of technical details that would help an audience yet clunk-ily holds their hands through a lot of simple explanations at very odd points in the film. Why not show more time with Cooper at NASA going over the details of the mission? Cooper is supposedly an engineer, he’d be asking all sorts of questions about the wormhole, the spacecraft, their journey time, their supplies, etc. It seems all this was left on the cutting room floor even though done right it could be very engaging to the audience, giving them an understanding at how far we’ve progressed, what the limitations and capabilities are of these spacecrafts, and just what’s at stake. Instead we get Romilly explaining how a wormhole works just before they enter said wormhole: dumb.
On top of that the awe-inspiring, sweeping vistas of space aren’t lingered on very much. Nolan is quick to cut away, undermining the immersion of the viewer. It was annoying, quite frankly. Give us a long shot of the Endurance travelling through the vast, dark, cold emptiness of space. Audiences can handle it. Instead we get a long dialogue between Cooper and Dr. Mann which slows the pace of the film down and at many times seems redundant. That scene dragged on far too long and we after a short while we weren’t getting any new information out of the scene.
So, I chalk my problems with Interstellar to the story and the editing. These are problems you can solve in pre-production. You re-write the script and you establish a storyboard, which Nolan doesn’t do, actually; when I found this out it suddenly made sense to me why the editing seems sloppy; it’s because he has the scenes in his head and can’t really sit down and figure out where a problem might arise in continuity or flow. He’s imposing limits where he shouldn’t and his final product suffers because of it.
These are all noteworthy complaints and none of them are because one doesn’t understand the story or the science behind Interstellar. In fact, it’s almost a annoyance because scientific details are left out completely and others have to gobble them up in accompanying material [the plethora of videos, articles, and even the book on the science of the film, which I own thanks to a good friend of mine who bought it for my birthday: he voiced the beer bottle in my Beer Buddies video].
At the same time, however, I’ll defend this film against people with piss-poor or dumb criticisms and will defend those who disagree with me if their criticisms make sense. Hell, I’d so the same even if the film were one I directed.
So, in the end I agree that people have trouble forming their own opinions [I’ve seen many using critics’ points about shoddy science in Interstellar only yo have to backtrack once those critics’ realize their errors, which is amusing; also, if you’re going to let some scientific errors you weren’t even aware about until someone pointed it out ruin a movie for you, then you’re one anal motherfucker and I’d love to see you try to enjoy any action film where they’re fast and loose with physics: GOODBYE SUPERHERO FILMS!] but it’s two-way street, where both ‘haters’ and ‘lovers’ are unable to form their own opinions.
Calling someone ‘Movie Hitler’ was a tongue-in-cheek comment that you took seriously.
My irony detectors are beeping.
He’s not actually comparing you to Hitler. He’s pointing out his problem with you saying you’re superior to others, which is that he thinks you’re an ass.
Playfully fight and banter among ourselves while winking and nodding to the camera, never once really making the audience think we’re in danger?
Rich Evans is a fucking legend.
Actually I didn’t take that comment serious, although I felt there was some venom behind it. (I even said “If only Hitler had the same sentiment as I do.” to show I was just playing around) and I never attacked him personally.
But in hindsight, feeling there was venom behind his comment was not completely unfounded, the way he got all “ad hominem” in his latest comment.
Think about it, At what what point did I get upset or started attack him? I think I responded quite calmly even in my latest comment. I just turned his own words against him.
Likewise, I don’t actually think I am superior to other people, I was merely satirizing how most people deal with people they don’t like. And I have no idea why he would take it so serious.
Rich Evans actually invented legends.
Take ad hominem/personal attacks with a grain of salt around here [and on the internet in general]. I think he merely thought you were an ass because you thought you were superior to others. It seemed like you were being serious as tone can often be misread through text.
Your reply to him didn’t help alleviate that you were supposedly joking and seemed to cement that you were serious but his assertions were misguided because it wasn’t in the right context.
Now that it seems you were only joking then I guess … *shrugs*? You didn’t help him out when you can clearly see he was misinterpreting your comment to be serious when really it was in jest.
Also, I’m not sure why people focus so much on ad hominems. They, themselves, don’t invalidate an argument against something.
“You’re obese. Obese people have a higher chance of developing health problems. Therefore you have a higher chance of developing health problems, you slob.”
“Hey, I’m not a slob!”
It’s some weight dance where one avoids tackling the argument itself. I think adding in ad hominems is something a deft arguer does to see how their opponent reacts.
Anyway, since you were joking and I can see that now, all’s well that ends in a well … with a broken leg. Send help, preferably that dog who tells people that someone’s fallen down a well. I don’t want to end up like that little girl from The Ring, especially now that nobody except RLM uses VHS tapes.
Only Apple is the overpriced one, selling air and packaging.
Android and Apple crowds are not pretentious in the same way.
Android pretentiousness is more along the lines of “I am smarter than the rest – so I use Android.”
That’s without going into the Linux crowd – all of the FOSS movement is constantly sabotaged from within by the “If you don’t know to code it yourself you shouldn’t be using it.” crowd.
Apple pretentiousness is of the “I have the exclusive/expensive thing – therefor I am special.” flavor.
Androidiots will pay premium for a piece of hardware based on some obscure hardware or software option.
Appletards will pay premium for logo placement or color.
I.e. Fashion accessories.
I have no issues with ad hominems used as a shit test, and I never said his ad hominem specifically disqualified anything else he said. They are however an indication of someones disposition towards you, and that is why I mentioned them in my last comment to you.
That being said, I’ll try to keep your advice in mind.
And I will admit I could have responded differently, for instance: “Hey man I was just joking about the superior part”, or whatever, and things might have turned out in a more pleasant way. But then the same can be said about his responses; a simple “Dude are you serious about feelling superior to others?” would have resulted with me explaining I really wasn’t. Of course neither of those responses would have made an attempt at being funny or entertaining, they would just been plain boring transparent communication.
Anyway thanks for your input, I am not here to pick fights with people, and I usually try not to attack or insult others on the forum. But do I share my perhaps unpopular opinion at times, and that is what gets me into trouble more often than not.
Well you can always hope there is a chance RLM reviews The Ring I suppose?
I know! Right!?
It’s almost like something someone who’d wear a girl’s severed head as a hat would say.
Which always left me wondering – how the fuck do you do that?
How do you hold a head on another head without it falling off all the time?
Do you glue it, tie it up, slice it in half and wear as a baseball cap…
Just to add, any group on the net (reddit, facebook, youtube, here, nostalgiacritic, chatrooms) is at danger of forming circle jerk and biased senses of their surroundings. They come to get positive feedback (likes, replies, karma) on their views since that provides comfort and fun. None of us are immune. Also groups like to fling things (comments, feces) at one another.
The thing in my head just broke, and now it’s just a loop of RichEvans trying to defend himself.. Oh god..!
I agree with most of what you said, but I don’t see how the way you are pretentious even matters? Pretentious is pretentious, both are considered to be negative ways to conduct yourself.
“The most important point is, nobody is forcing anybody to use or buy these products, so why would someone get so upset about them and repeatedly make the same tired comments online about why others shouldn’t buy them? If people want to waste their money according to their perspective, why would they care?”
I’ll take a stab at that. I think a decent chunk of this is people who don’t have as much disposable income who therefore can’t afford to purchase more than one system or device. To curb any buyer’s remorse they seem to adopt a view that minimizes their cognitive dissonance, even if it’s a dumb view.
Like what’s already been mentioned, you see this a lot with gaming systems, computers, and phones where there are two large and clear camps for one to choose. With home consoles it’s PlayStation of Xbox. With computer it’s PC or Apple. With phones it’s Android or Apple. This whole thing gets muddied up when there are multiple camps at close to the same level and I think this breaks down people’s false dichotomies and you see less bickering since it’s no longer either-or and you have more options, even if you can’t afford them all.
Heck, you also see this with politics, especially in USA. Liberals and conservatives or Democrats and Republicans [let’s not get into how well either of those parties actually encompasses those philosophies/worldviews]. You can see this bickering a lot less in Canada as we have multiple parties, even though the major players are still liberals and conservatives [those are literally the names of the parties, too: The Liberal Party of Canada and the Conservative Party of Canada]. Having more choices seems to curb these issues, even though it’s always liberals and conservatives still winning in Canada [although this is being shaken up a bit as of late].
I’m sure psychology could play a big role in this as well, but I’m not educated enough in that respect to offer much input.
Get out of here, you FUCK!
Yeah, no one is immune, but I’m just discussing the more extreme examples where people seem to fall at the edges of a gradient or curve because they annoy me and don’t seem to concede other points of view. They view things as being black and white when really there are 50 Shades of Rape Gray [in theatres this March!].
No, seriously, it’s on his Wikipedia page, which hasn’t been edited recently at all …
You’re pretty high on the gradient by the way. Of coarse you’ve been active here far longer than I (although I’ve lurked for many moons) and I didn’t mean to preach to the choir. Your analogies mixed with RLM lore are pretty epic content.
Well most of it has to do with psychology and you hit the mark in one go. The only reason I formulated that question was for people to come to their own conclusions.
Most people that objectively and without much doubt buy the best of something, would not typically go on the internet to convince others that their product is better, not repeatedly anyway. Think of people that own Bugatti’s and Zonda’s going online to piss on BMW owners, I would guess that is a rare or non-existent thing.
The only moment that something like that happens is when someone just bought some thing that is in fact very similar to what the competition offers. Subconciously that person does not want to have the constant internal conflict that buyers remorse bring with it, so in order to convince their subconsciousness, they start to try to convince others they made the right purchase by either bashing the competition’s product, or overpraising their own. That psychological process is called cognitive dissonance, or in other words the dissonance between your conscious mind and your subconscious mind and the attempts you are making at resolving this conflict.
(I am pretty sure you know all this already)
Like I said, it makes no psychological sense for someone to keep going online and convincing others they own the best product if they really feel it is, so it is not a stretch to come to the conclusion that the more and louder they do so, the bigger the internal conflict is within them.
Of course if you reveal this to them, they say: Ahh hell no, I hate brand x, I can’t be conflicted so that’s bullshit!! But the trick is that they are subconsciously conflicted, which they would only find out about if they used logic and self reflect for a while and deconstruct why the hell they are putting so much energy in convincing others and why it upsets them when someone does not think they have the best product..
Again none of this proves whether an Apple or a Android is a better phone, it is just shows the internal workings of it’s buyers.
Apple could very well be an inferior product, but if the buyer is really convinced it is the best product (both consciously and subconsciously), they end up not caring what phones other people buy/own and they don’t go online to bash others about it. The Apple owners that do go online to say that Android phones suck and Apple is the best in fact reveal by doing this that subconsiously don’t think Apple is the best brand and they are actually not sure. And vice versa of course.
Once you realize how this process works, going for instance to youtube is a can be a really tiresome process, because you start to read every one of those comments for what they really are saying and you are confronted with a lot of hypocrisy.
The Crazy History of “Star Wars”
I’ve a friend who has gotten physically ill from reading YouTube comments. He gets so worked up by it that one time he threw up. Haha.
I’m pretty sure I’m not stranger to this behaviour myself, but as I’ve grown I’ve been more aware of my own biases and hypocrisies. I’m still learning. Baby steps.
Death Star destruction was an inside job!
“Luke’s Change”, sheeple!
Cognitive dissonance, hypocrisy and discrimination among many others psychological processes are natural to human nature. The all served a function to help us survive as species at some point in time. That is why they are so hard to shake.
The best we can do is try to be as aware as possible about them and if not to at least see the humor in them when we do slip up.
I still catch myself doing all 3 regularly, but I am hopeful being self aware reduces their quantity in a noticeable way.
No it wasn’t! It was attacked by the Rebel Alliance terrorist group! Where was I during all of this? Well I was reading “The Pet Bantha” to a class of kids on Couruscant when it happened.
Best. Cameo. Ever.
I watched the final sequence 3 times already…..definitely doesn’t hurt that dude’s wife is hot.
The only thing I really dislike about Doug Walker is that he tries so hard to be liked. Whenever he says something that is not popular opinion, he references jokingly how much his audience is going to hate him for it. That in itself isn’t the biggest problem, but it gives me the impression he isn’t even sharing half of what he really thinks and that is a worse offense. He also seemed have gotten worse in this regard as time went by.
He makes some neat skits and above all he is very consistent in bringing out content. He’s not my favorite, but the guy works hard.
But yeah his fans are pretty horrible.
The only other person on that site that I like is Brad Jones aka the Cinema Snob. He puts effort into his videos, but doesn’t overproduce them as well.
You are right, every time he is in one of those cross-overs they do now and then, all I can think of is that he seems completely out of place. Like having an adult sit next to a bunch of children in a tiny plastic toy castle.
Oh wow, this is borderline experimental.
Seriously, though, Lucas sure did fall far.
I honestly think they should get Brad to be on BotW. The movies he reviews on his show are right up RLM’s alley. And he’s also reviewed “Nukie”, so maybe if they ever review that movie, he’ll be on the discussion panel.
The only problem I see with that is that RLM members have been friends for many years and have developed their own kind of sense of humor and they have a specific way they play off each other. Being the new guy can sometimes be hard. But it would definitely be interesting.
He is a true legend.
I hate Buzzfeed, but Ralph McQuarrie’s artwork is stunningly detailed and a pure joy to view.
Last night, I finally listened to the RLM Halloween commentary and watched Halloween, wait for it, for the first time.
Excellent commentary. Nice balance of celebrating Halloween‘s groundbreaking achievements with fanboy factoids, RLM’s stock-in-trade (Mike’s terrible memory, Rich’s laugh [“What no patented Rich Evans laugh?”], Jay’s obsession with detail and dark subject matter, etc.), and random thoughts.
And Mike has never seen Big Trouble in Little China?!?! Guess what I’m getting that Polak for Xmas.
We could stand some more of these commentaries, hint, hint.
Good stuff. But old. I remember that stuff from 20+ years ago. Isn’t there a book or portfolio of it?
Seeing as how all this was painted back when the films were being made, I can’t disagree that it’s old. That said, you’re talking to someone in his mid-20s who’s only seen bits and pieces of this artwork before. 🙁
Now as a fan of the Halloween series, I’m now obligated to discuss the series with you. First off, if your going to watch the sequels, only watch Halloween’s 2, 3, 4, and H20. As for Halloween’s 5, 6, Resurrection, and the two Rob Zombie movies, don’t even bother.
Those words are underlined but I can’t click the hyperlink.
I’m not watching any of that shit.
The discussion of the sequels was the one part of the commentary I wasn’t interested in/couldn’t follow.
That was just for emphasis.
An interresting read! Alot of quotation marks and parentheses, makes it harder to read but that’s a minor complaint. Thanks.
I didn’t listen to the commentary, but did they talk about the big twist given in the second one?
Probably. See my last comment.
Well since you’re not going to watch the sequels, I mine as well spoil it. Are you ready for this, here goes. Michael Myers and Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) are brother and sister.
Yes, yes, and step up your Star Wars fanboi game. Here’s what I was probably thinking of:
Fuck you and your spoilers.
Actually, I don’t think they mentioned that. Or maybe they did. There was a lot of weirdness discussed.
Anyone else notice Jessie’s “How are you supposed to put anything in your attic with ISOLATION everywhere?” ??
Yeah the series got really weird with the sixth one. Where it’s explained that Michael kills because he was given some stupid druid curse bullshit that tells him to kill his family.
There was a lot of talk about slasher-flick villains going into SPACE: Jason, Pinhead, etc.
Hey, it’s The New Yorker, man. Probably the best magazine that ever was.
♪ Drop the ‘e’ and you get ‘Jessi’,
It’s the proper way to spell it, see? ♫
they did. i think it was Jay who mentioned it.
Yeah I tried looking it up but didn’t get a straight answer…
so what was you opinion of Halloween? it scared the piss out of me when i was a kid.
It is a fine magazine and they know their booksreviews, fiction and whatnots. I know what I’m putting down but still I think it was a ‘bumpy’-read.
I think it was a fine little movie. I like small movies that are made economically. I think watching it with a commentary cuts out all of the suspense though.
The thing I found most unbelievable was MM’s escape in the beginning. What the hell was going on there? The inmates are running around outside in a rainstorm, Donald Pleasence gets out to open a gate(?), MM attacks, but the nurse doesn’t just drive away, and Donald Pleasence reacts only with the speed of a snail? WTF? Did I miss something?
I saw this just before the end of Visuals. and i was looking for the right time to use it…
its 1:20 but i was just going to use the last 20 seconds for the Gif. but here is the whole thing for context.
Not as bad as the escape in the Rob Zombie version. In his version, Myers escapes when two guards come into his cell and rape some female inmate. Myers then kills them and escapes.
the commentary changes the movie. as an Australian i never noticed the “Made in Calli” signs like fake leaves. (i mentioned it b4 but because of the huge amounts of gum trees planted in SoCal i was confused for years about what was Australian and American.)
but for me as a 89 year old i found the idea of a PSYCHO! who just wont die, both terrifying and deeply unfair!
you’re making it sound more interesting than it was.
“For if you kill me you will not easily find another like me, who, if
I may use such a ludicrous figure of speech, am a sort of gadfly, given
to the state by the God; and the state is like a great and noble steed
who is tardy in his motions owing to his very size, and requires to be
stirred into life. I am that gadfly which God has given the state and all
day long and in all places am always fastening upon you, arousing and persuading
and reproaching you.”
Have you tried their Wikipedia page? I miraculously hasn’t been edited since the 18th.
“Back at Jim’s habitat, Splinter reveals to him and to the turtles that T.G.R.I. was responsible for their mutation more than fifteen years prior (this is a lie) and they too decide to talk to him.”
Hahaha! I lost it.
Holy shit! He just happens to be the star of Project Shadowchaser 2, a cheesy b-film I actually liked a whole lot! It’s not one of my favorites, but perfect for a saturday night.
While in Korea I tried this song out on karaoke twice [that was my first time singing karaoke aside from those PS2 games and whatnot]. T’was fun the first time, twas terrible the second. That’s probably because the first time was around a few friends in a closed off room who appreciated the song and the second was at some open mic bar and the songs before were upbeat and happy. Then I went and sang Creep. Haha. On top of that they didn’t have it on their karaoke so they put on a YouTube video, but the screen went blank while I was singing and I couldn’t see the lyrics. Thankfully I remembered them.
I opted to say “you’re so fucking special” instead of the watered down version.
4th reply is the charm:
Thanks for this. It was a good read.
i have been trying to think of a way to make it funny…. i failed. basically it is occasionally called Isolation foamsheetspowder. and she was drinking….
it made me think of a ‘The Mighty Boosh.’ song. but i can only find the reprise from the credits!
the 18th century!! *bad-um Tish*
I don’t know about anyone else, but I was actually interested in hearing more about ice dams [perhaps this is just because I’m Canadian and live in a cold climate], so just like with airbags I looked it up. Liberty Mutual Insurance seems to have updated videos on their website about it, but it still suspiciously seems like they film these homes without permission. Haha. Aside from that, I’m learning so much about ice dams! I didn’t think I’d ever say those words.
Oh, also, they added a comma between “Causes” and “Combats”. 🙂
i saw the starwars christmas special.(Richmas has no association with this travesty.) on TV at CHRISTMAS! a year later!!! FUCK YOU CHANNEL 10!!!
being there dosent make it better it makes it worse.
what makes it better is i have all three Starwars movies on VHS (Pal) remastered but not edited…. in WIDESCREEN!
I hid them from george on the day i saw the first special edition. ‘Episode IV: A new way to rape starwars.’
that fat plaid covered bastard will never find them!
you may find it strange but an Australian child was killed by an ice dame, damn i meant dam, this winter. not only are some of my fondest childhood memories waking up to snow but we have ski resorts in the higher mountains. and i have had hypothermia twice. heat exhaustion about 50 times but lets not get distracted.
Yeah, I heard that “Luck” was brought down by injured horses. I don’t know if the broken leg in the pilot episode was real, but it gave tremendous suspense to every race thereafter. No matter what else the touts and trainers had at stake, there was the added possibility of some horrible accident that could kill a horse and cripple everyone’s fortunes.
A Great Aunt from the horsey side of our family was a snowbird, of sorts. She and her husband wintered in Phoenix and followed the ponies on some circuit or other. To shorten the story, the barns were a friendlier workplace and community before the money got big. In later life, she and my mother, who had been a pattern maker, made jockey silks out of her home.
One thing “John From Cincinnati” had going for it, I thought, was the cast, including older actors I hadn’t seen much of lately. I gotta say that Rebecca De Mornay was still pretty trim – so to speak.
And, yes, “Stella” is that “Stella”, a kind of sketch show kind of masquerading as a kind of sitcom, featuring three stooges who can’t get nothin’ right. I suppose that, as non-parody, it is a throwback to the Stooges and Marx Brothers. I still haven’t seen its antecedent “The State”.
Dog Sitter’s original title was Birth of the Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
Monkey Magic – now THAT is how you do a theme song.
Gotta shoot gators since we can’t ride manatees any more.
I just hope there isn’t a silly twist where it turns out Space Cop is Mr. Plinkett in space.
Space Cop vs. Uber Jason. Now that I would pay to see.
why would you shoot those tiny things? i would stick my finger in their bum-hole… buts thats a cultural thing.
DAMN STRAIGHT! and TRU DAT!
You know, I could point out that if Objectivism had been founded on a fallacy, it would never have grown into a philosophy.
But then, to prove that, I’d have to show that any philosophy founded on error becomes less philosophical over time, i.e., less able to describe existence and human nature in literal terms.
And then, to prove that, I’d have to show that because Plato made the error of saying that the material world is unreal and truth takes the form of intuitions received from a non-material reality, he ended by describing existence and human nature in metaphors.
And then I’d have to show that the Platonists who began with these metaphors, ended as Religionists who defined truth as an act faith, i.e., as myth.
And then I’d have to show that the Religionists who lost their faith, ended as Skeptics who defined truth as an act of consensus, i.e., as math.
And then I’d have to show that the Skeptics who said that achieving a consensus is about as likely as receiving an intuition, ended as Nihilists who defined truth as an act of will, i.e., as whatever you can get away with.
And then, conversely, I’d have to show that because Aristotle said that this world is real and that the truth is not in an act of faith, consensus, or act of will, but in the comparison of similar things, he ended by describing existence and human nature in literal terms.
And then, finally, I’d have to point out that of the two main philosophers, only Aristotle is known, historically, as The Philosopher, and that Objectivism descends not from Plato but from Aristotle, and is, therefore, not a fallacy but a genuine philosophy.
But instead of all that, I think I’ll just say that the people you’re talking about sound less like Objectivist descendants of Aristotle and more like the Religionist or Skeptic or Nihilist descendants of Plato.
The derogatory for a person from Poland, or of Polish descent, is spelled Polack.
Unless you were calling him a fish, and then it’s “pollock.”
Sydney Pollack is a deceased filmmaker.
I’m surprised at you, really.
You may need help for other things, first, pal. We’ll tackle the dams all in good time.
Percy is quoting their advertising from awhile back. You might have missed that. Though I remember the “probably” was “possibly”, but I’m old and may have forgotten. Also, I don’t intend to stay around here being Percy’s editor all day unless I get PEE AY EYE DEE.
You guys. You can talk STAR WARS all night, and all I hear is “wah wah wah, wah-de-wah, de-wah-de-wah.”
I’ve seen my audiologist and asked him if it’s a problem with my ears.
He said, “Son, we can schedule for surgery, and afterwards you’ll probably be able to hear conversations with better clarity. But…” When he paused, he made that doctory scowl they sometimes do, right before they drop the bad news like a hammer.
“What, doctor? Are there possible complications?”
“No. Not really. But if all the conversations are about STAR WARS, what would be the point? I think deafness would come as some sort of relief from all that nerdish wah-wah.”
Something something something dark side. Something something something complete.
This, I love. All of a sudden that the emperor has been exposed with his naked ass in front of children, people defend him with this theory that because he’s some ways more competent than the least competent filmmakers they can name he somehow deserves a pass.
I say BULLSH!
Taco, you’re my Gandhi.
Well, never forget… Most people avoid nuance as a method of “fitting.” It’s almost impossible, certainly tiring as hell, to admit all points in regards all things all at once. Admission to that is admitting one’s personal opinion is completely meaningless, because it is absorbed by all possible opinions, capable of no greater or lesser weight.
So each of us have settled into a personal belief that ours is *correct.* The mostest correctest of all. And the internet provides the best opportunity to get down and get competitive about it.
This isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Belief in your own world-view above all others allows you to function, while at the same time, healthy (or even ugly) debate on any subject can help strengthen and-slash-or amend your view. And the internet, for all its flaws, keeps the alternative right in your face, so you’re can’t really think you’re the one with a spine made out of the axis of the Earth. (Unless you’re twelve.)
Taking Nolan, as an example. I’m well aware lots of people think he’s something special, and they probably have their thought-out, legitimate reasons. I think they’re wrong and that he simply makes really dumb blockbusters in a way that allows people to argue that they’re smart. I know I’ll probably never persuade anyone to think differently than they already do, and, truly, that’s hardly my intention, ever. I simply feel the need to make my viewpoint heard among all the noise.
That “gadfly” thing somebody typed about above.
It’s like this, and I think it’s like this for EVERYBODY: I’m right. You’re wrong. And, I don’t expect you to agree with me one way or the other, because it doesn’t really matter. But if you do then you’re right, too. Unless we’re wrong, but we won’t care.
These aren’t facts we’re discussing, after all. These are opinions. The *incorrectness* of our individual arguments is always implied.
Well, they probably had thought their fans could take the hint and that they would be more mature than that.
They thought wrong.
A dozen implied upvotes.
Will do, and just for you…
THE HOMESMAN is a really lovely bit of cinematography. It’s also an engaging Western with something to say — I’m not exactly certain just what yet — about the *advance* of American civilization. It has some flaws in it, of course, but it also has a giant shock I didn’t see coming and a great Tommy Lee Jones performance. I liked it.
THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING was much better than I expected, though it was very yellow. The lighting design was almost always over-saturated, and that kind of irritated my vision holes. Now, I won’t claim to know a thing about Hawking’s theories or quantum physics. Can’t say I really care. The romance was not cloying, and Redmayne did a great job of physical acting and acting with his eyebrows. I went in expecting some Oprah-type sh!t — You get a good weep! And you get a good weep! And you get a good weep! — but I left having been actually moved. (That’s relatively easy. I’m a softie.) Also, there was an obvious, though still nice, recurring motif of spirals and circles and a couple of slightly surrealistic touches. I appreciated those. I liked it, too. Not a great, great picture, but then again, not everything can be UNDER THE SKIN.
Watched Santa Paws with the kids on Netflix….. and my mind was blown, because THE MOVIE’S ACTUALLY ABOUT SANTA CLAUS’S DOG!!
While standing on your mark.
Never stray from your mark!
This is television! I mean, this is cinema!
You expected it to be a movie about a perverted department store Santa who couldn’t keep his mitts off mother’s yabobs?
Why did you plan to watch it with your kids, then?
I’m just saying, notice how they cast the same actor that plays Mr. Plinkett to play Space Cop. You may have not noticed, but your brain did. But who can blame them? He might very well be one of the best actors of his generation.
Did it open with a trip to a cemetery like most kids movies do?
Thanks PKSM, I feel really special now, like someone who survives amyotrophic lateral sclerosis longer than 10 years after its onset. Almost anything with Tommy Lee Jones’ face-thing in it commands at least some of my attention right away (those crevasses, mang, I tell you…), so I felt hopeful about THE HOMESMAN (I caught capitalitis titlelum from you), but now that I know it has something elusive to say about the *advance* of American civilization, I’m double plus hopeful to the third power. As for TToE, I planned to evade that shite like the plague, reeked of oscar-baity schmaltz, but maybe I’ll consider it now. I’ve a passing interest in Hawking, and more than a passing interest in his work since I studied maths at uni, but I didn’t expect his theories would get much attention in the film. Whatever, it’s a definite maybe from me. Oh and while I’m here: HOW FUCKING GREAT WAS UNDER THE SKIN? And lastly, why do you always redact curses?
No, it opened with a scene at the godamn noth pole… which is a shame because I was going to use the cemetery scene to prep them for finding our their mom died last week.
To teach the NOT to go near strangely dressed old men. Duh.
I wonder what Amazon user Kathy thought of it? MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
You misunderstand what I’m trying to say. He’s a very competent filmmaker. His sin with Interstellar is that he bit off more than he could chew.
The moment he needed to bring in specialists/scientists to help him understand what it was he was trying to create, his film was doomed. It proved he wasn’t ready to tackle that particular project, that he wasn’t comfortable with the source material quite yet.
He should’ve spent time researching and plotting while working on something else, and then, perhaps in another 5-10 years he’d be ready to make something as ambitious as Interstellar.
Does this mean he’s a shit, or even mediocre filmmaker? Fuck no. I quite enjoyed Inception, The Prestige, his first two Batman films, and Memento. He’s got a great body of work, but in the instance of his latest work, he dropped the ball. But even in dropping said ball, he’s managed to create a very enjoyable, i.e. effective film.
Why would I use a derogatory term for Mike? I think he’s a bleedin’ genius.
Rich Evans should win for Best Actor at the Boyhood Award Ceremony Academy Awards.
But, but. But.
He is a mediocre filmmaker. MEMENTO aside. Everybodys got one *great* one in them. His Batman films are quite crap. Trust me (wink). I’m the biggest Batman fan in here.
I walked out of INCEPTION after 45 minutes. All the nonsense talking and talking about nonsense gave me a splitting headache.
You could pay me a million dollars to see INTERSTELLAR, and it’d be like stealing a million dollars from you because, while I’d take it, I’d never see that movie.
BTW (that’s the way the kids spell it these days), I don’t think I missed your point. You said he got in over his head from time to time, but one could do worse, and then you listed the usual strawmen who represent really crap filmmakers. Was your implication that the strawmen are more in over their heads than Nolan? (I hardly think so.) Or just that, even though Nolan gets in over his head there are worse filmmakers? (Which idea I nay-sayed in my response.)
People need to quit distracting me with “I know what I said, but that’s not what I meant.”
Have I wished you Merry Richmas yet?
You wouldn’t, intentionally. But, “Polack” is a derogatory, nonetheless.
It’s just like “nigger,” but there isn’t a Polish Tupac to give it any street cred.
And, Mike is a genius.
This movie sounds, um, dirty.
Really? You can do that? Edit a Wikipedia page to make it silly and less factual? That sounds like a loophole to me. Somebody at Wiki oughtta plug it.
Why would anyone do that?
Serious question – you know how most people test their blood-surgars level when they go to the doctor for a checkup? Do people in Wisconsin also have to test their blood-cheese levels? Or possibly blood-gravy levels?
You goddamn fucking racist.
… I don’t get it. Do you mean Peter North?
I actually spit up my beer at that.
1. Don’t judge me.
2. It’s after noon.
3. I’m on vacation.
4. See #1 above.
No. I mean The Original Jon Hamm®.
You shouldn’t make such assumptions. I make no claim on the content of the character of a person from Wisconsin just because their primary mode of transportation is the Rascal scooter.
I think he’s emphasizing your handle.
Had to make a big deal about the whiteness of your knighthood, and all.
That’s always the way isn’t it? You spend time making sure you compose yourself properly, only to realise a wee while later that you made a simple mistake.
So when you didn’t get my meaning, was it an obscure reference to detective work that you meant or did you just not know who Columbo was?
You must be quite young, if it is the latter… Makes me feel like a right auld git!
I had a feeling that was you, now that I know that for sure, I will subscribe to you and give your videos a wee gander. I have a You Tube channel too, but I have never uploaded any videos because… well… I’m shite basically.
Thanks again for the help with the Santa hat thingy, I probably wouldn’t have bothered if you hadn’t pointed out what to do.
You really are amazin. 😉
Well in that case I’d suggest not judging the content of my character by my taste in the the early cinema of the Southron folk.
Is that the guy who played in the 50’s “Dennis the Menace” show?
That’s a good point.
That should never be done.
Extra points for your D.W. Griffiths and THE BIRTH OF A NATION allusion.
Maybe I shouldn’t use this avatar outside of Aint it Cool. Those people understand. They also know a great Die Hard line when they hear it.
You’re on vacation but you’re spending it reading RLM? What shithole are you visiting, Milwaukee? ….. Oh,,,,.
Those people are douchebags.
Yes if you look farther down the comment thread, you will see who the guilty party is.
By “vacation” I just meant I’m not working, and when I’m not working I like to drink beer and peruse the back pages of alt-newspapers for phone-sex chat lines.
What do you do on your vacation?
Site users or site owners?
Harry Knowels is a fat fuck e-begger who wanted $100,000 for some dumb review show that never got made.
Yes, but…without Harry Knownuthins, there may have never been the inspiration for Plinkett.
But, chrissy, the discussion threads on AICN are ugly-as-fukk.
PRETTY FYUCKING GREAT!
Do I always redact curses? That’s funny. I LOVE cursing. Cursing cracks me up. It’s just something I never outgrew. No amount of eating Dial© soap could stunt the growth of my cursing.
Like a sailor spewing diarrhea all over another sailor, but from the mouth. That’s how I curse.
(No. Hawking’s theories don’t get much genuine attention in the film, because, well, love and stuff.)
Mike and Jay: “Hey everybody, it’s a new post by Red Letter Media!”
Mike and Jay: “It’s a new Wheel of the Worst!”
But then we watch it and we’re all-Whoohoo!!! again.
We should learn not to be so knee-jerk in the first place.
I know that’s my idea of a vacation, except change “drink beer” with “smoke weed” or “do cocaine.” Good on ye, mate.
Yeah I mean your “fyucks” and “sh!ts” and the like.
It must be nice to have ice dam problems. Maybe you should move to California. We have 11 months of summer and one month of spring.
Oh. That just makes them special.
It’s so dense.
So am I the only one on this webzone who has seen all of Reddlemiddins videos like at least five times each on the low end, and like fifty or so times on the high end? I fall asleep to the soothing sounds of these hackfrauds almost every night. For SCIENCE.
I would read that book from cover to cover.
For me, the movie that scared me was one of the Body Snatchers movies. I don’t remember which one, but I remember laying on the living room floor when I was about 5, and seeing a child go into his mother’s room, pull the blanket off that was covering her face, and her face caves in or something. I thought about it for years afterwards. I’m sure if I saw it again it’s probably comically bad.
I go places. Or I sit at home and drink beer. It can be taken either way.
Downvote. Drugs are bad.
Wow, I love wheel of the worst. And I daresay Best of the Worst has surpassed my love of Half in the Bag. I didn’t realise these were controversial opinions.
I was kidding. I figured the inclusion of cocaine gave it away. But once again, how little I know.
Rich Evans is the baby Jesus literally.
Oh, so you’re rationalizing your opinion as fact. I suppose that’s the best way to win a debate. Why didn’t I think of that?
No, the crap directors are habitual crap filmmakers. Everything they do is below average. Hence “One could do worse” means that while Nolan isn’t a perfect filmmaker (as many Nolanites would claim he is), he’s not the shit assembly line that is the Bay, W.S. Anderson, Snyder, West school of film.
Which is all anyone could claim of any decent filmmaker these days.
Malick, Anderson, Scorsese, they’re all guilty of dropping the ball from time to time.
I get it, you’re not a fan of Nolan. Maybe you think he’s pretentious, maybe you feel like he shit on your idea of what you think Batman should be, maybe (insert rationale here). Whatever the case, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.
“Pole” is one of the many slang for penis.
Two and a half minutes in, when Mike wishes Ebola on the nice old lady, the third comment about fatso neckbeards is by “Kathy Floyd.” I flashed back to the Amazon review by Kathy of Cop Dog in Mr. Plinkett’s review. I’m not sure if it’s a coincidence or if Mike just has a preponderance for the name Kathy (if Mike’s even the one who did review page on this episode).
OHHHHHHHHHH. Ohhhhhhh. Ohhh. Oh, I see… I see, now.
I don’t know about Canadia, but here in the Free States of Jesus™ you can take pictures of anything visible from the street/public easement.
You are not. I assume you have your separate YouTube playlists for Half in the Bag, Best of the Worst, and Plinkett reviews?
YouTube? You’re assuming I don’t have every episode of all shows and all the Plinkett reviews downloaded on my hard drive, so I can make custom playlists in VLC. Come @ me.
I was like you, once… like up until five minutes ago: I’ve been around since 2011 and only just now discovered the Previously Recorded Youtube channel. Yeah. Hours upon hours of glorious Rich Evans and sundry RLM content. It’s like the rushing waters of a vast sea of possibility have spread themselves before me, and everything is beautiful and nothing will hurt ever agai