Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #3

November 22, 2013556 Comments

It’s that time again! Time to spin the Wheel of the Worst! Will the group land on the Shoji Tabuchi show? Or how about Tree Stand Safety. Only fate knows the answer but one thing is for certain: whatever it lands on will make everyone miserable.

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  • Marvin Falz

    Thanks!

  • Percy Gryce

    Finally, a new Wheel of the Worst! All right, let’s get this over with.

  • http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=UberNeuman UberNeuman

    Well now! That’s how you make a baby.

  • Percy Gryce

    Let’s hear it for Traveling Alone in America–the next Shoji Tabuchi Show!

    • GraphicsAndBeer

      These should be good, I’m glad you sent those…. and had those. ;)

    • Now I Get It

      That woman, you can tell she’d never use drugs. Just cigarettes and coffee. And gin. And her boyfriend in the insurance scam they planned for the money they were gonna use to get away from it all, till she made him her patsy, the fat chump. …I loved that dame. She was my music teacher. Now I’ve got nothin’. Now I’m just a teen on drugs. Drugs and old movies.

  • jnorris441

    Ugh, now I have to drop what I’m doing and watch this immediately FUCK

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      I hope you weren’t holding your baby…

      • Mark Bisone

        Or his insurance plan!

  • Giovanni Falcone

    Now I realized I saw “Where Did I Come From” as a child. Thanks for reminding me RLM!

    • Black Tom Jones

      Oh my, it jogs my memory too. Just as the guys said, it should be aimed at a 6-7th year old, and that’s just when I saw this. I totally forgot about it….we all referred to it as “The Rubber Duckie Movie.” Flipping amazing, and thanks for enduring it, guys.

      • Giovanni Falcone

        That’s it! The freaking duck made me remember!

  • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud
  • Jared M.

    Tree Stand Safety = You should never meet your idols.

    • Percy Gryce

      But what does this mean for Shoji Tabuchi? That’s still going to be great, right?

  • elitist-movie-snob

    Did something happen to Rich’s left index finger? It looks like it’s gone.

    • diehounderdoggen

      He looks a little blitzed, Vicodin maybe?

    • http://www.filmdump.com/ Anthony Smith

      He cut it off by accident at the end of the last best of the Worst.

      • elitist-movie-snob

        I forgot about that. Their dedication to continuity is impressive.

        • Percy Gryce

          Obviously Jay’s the continuity supervisor.

  • ColinJ

    ‘Where Did I Come From’ was a classic book when I was a kid.

  • Sir Breckenridge

    This video had too many screen-cap moments for its own good.

  • ColinJ

    The ‘Instant Adoring Boyfriend’ video would be 1000% better if it was Tom Hiddleston.

  • MPJZ

    *Stops porn to watch Wheel of the Worst*

    • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud

      Now THAT’S how you know you’ve got true fans, RLM.

    • Fartastic

      Believe me, you’ll never go back.

    • Hank

      *…Begins masturbating harder than ever*

      • Percy Gryce

        Furiously, one might say?

  • Alexandria Sanders

    Are we really not saying anything about Rich’s finger?

    • ColinJ

      Rich is secretly a member of the Yakuza, and he had to lop off a finger to atone for some vital mission he screwed up.

      • Quicksilver6

        His boss? The Showbiz Pizza Bear.

      • Now I Get It

        Or maybe that’s what they want you to think about professional assassin Rich “The Cackal” Evans.

  • James Camaroon

    Hate to break it to you, Jessi… but David the Gnome went there, too.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC8xFPIenCc

    • catnep

      There is a fair bit of nudity in gnome life, according to the historical documents in the book of Gnomes. They are earthy that way.

  • Tiffany Harding

    Did Rich lose a finger?!

  • Lovely Henrietta

    I think that “Where did I come from?” was very popular in Europe in the 80s. I watched it in class and we couldn’t take our eyes from the screen (and a few years later we watched “What’s happening to me?”, which was about going through puberty). I guess I was 7 or 8, and it didn’t traumatize me or anything :P I will admit that I went to a pretty liberal (but posh) school, and the 80s in my country were a bit wild, but I still think that it’s a perfectly good film about sex education for kids. I was surprised to see the guys so blaffed!

    • ColinJ

      In Australia ‘What’s Happening to Me’ was all over the place. It was highly coveted among us giggling little cretins.

      • Lovely Henrietta

        Well, I only remember one thing about it: a boy getting a boner in the swimming pool, and the narrator explaining how it was perfectly normal. As a girl, the thought of getting an erection in public seemed completely horrifying, and it made me so glad that nothing like that could happen to me! After watching the film, they gave us girls tampons, and condoms to the boys, and of course we swapped some and immediately opened them to see what they looked like.

    • Percy Gryce

      “I was surprised to see the guys so blaffed!”

      Never been to Wisconsin, eh?

      • Lovely Henrietta

        Nope, but I’ve had a few American boyfriends!

        Everything makes sense now. (sad trombone)

        • Percy Gryce

          Tell us more.

    • Fartastic

      They are recently producing a movie called “Where did I go wrong?”, thus closing the circle.

  • RyanTheBold

    A deer carcass is not a toy, ma’am.

    • Now I Get It

      Agreed. I didn’t play Rocky with our pig this year, till after we’d hung it in halves in the garage. There’s just something disrespectful-seeming about drumming on an animal’s rib cage before you’ve even taken its head off.

      It’s like when a championship team whoops it up in the opponent’s building, instead of waiting for the flight home.

    • Percy Gryce

      I just read that as: “A deer carcass is a joy forever.”

      Man, am I tired.

  • diehounderdoggen

    I was waiting for the reveal at the end where Mike stumbles out of the extinguisher’d studio only to reveal the skyline of Milwaukee erupting into flames! Rich Evans’ desperate cries of “Fire! Fire! Oh God!” lose intensity and eventually die out completely as the sense of irony overwhelms him. A single tear rolls down Jay’s cheek as Jessi saunters up to Rich, can of Old Milwaukee in hand, and says to him: “French fries again?”

    • Now I Get It

      Love it! And that bit about Milwaukee having a skyline is hysterical.

  • Notm Sam

    I liked this episode, but there’s something that’s kinda off about it at the same time.

    In past BOTW episodes, you often just skipped talking about the film if it was boring and nothing happened in it/you were interested more in conversation. I feel like the first video you watched (not going to spoil it) was an example of something where you could’ve said: ‘It was really disappointing and boring’ whilst showing the bits you guys made fun of.

  • Max Wylde

    So I take it you guys weren’t able to save Rich’s finger?

    • Now I Get It

      Don’t know. It still hasn’t come back from the pet cemetery,

      • catnep

        It’ll be like the Monkey’s Paw except you get only one wish.

        • Now I Get It
          • catnep
          • Now I Get It

            Your monkey paw line is so perfect, like your scream cat, it merits an equally spectacular image. The one I found came close. Oddly, its link is dead if you click it but live if you cut & paste. (I also find that, lengthwise, her pins nailed it.)

          • catnep

            Why thanks. I have watched the pool cue gif over and over trying to figure out what is happening to the glasses as they fall. Does the top row fall to the side (where we can’t see) or do they actually vanish?! My eyes are telling me they disappear. Very cool effect either way!

            PS: Yes, Faux Leia does an admirable job of posing but Jubba the Slug not so much!

          • Now I Get It

            Yeah, the only thing I can make out is that the last glass on the bottom row physically moves, so, it can’t be a total editing trick. Or can it?

            Or maybe the whole thing hinges on the glasses being lined up on a curve, and that the shooter appears to strike the first glass on its inside edge.

            Ricky Jay might know, but I can’t fathom it.

            P.S. Yes, Leia should salt that slug.

          • Percy Gryce

            I can’t see this pic.

          • Now I Get It

            Yeah, the pic didn’t post, and the link goes 404. So, here’s the link, again, in a more cut & pasteable form that should take you to a baffling gif.

            bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/nailed-it-bannedinhollywood-09.gif

          • Now I Get It

            A troublesome link for a baffling gif. Try assembling these into a link you can cut & paste. It should take you past the 404 message.

            bannedinhollywood
            .com/
            wp-content/
            uploads/
            2013/
            11/
            nailed-it-bannedinhollywood-09.
            gif

          • Percy Gryce

            Got it. That’s one thirsty trick-shot master.

  • http://www.scream-movie.net/ Charles Petrosky

    So Mike and Jay made Rich cut off a finger to save a member of his family. Á la Heavy Rain. That’s messed up.

  • http://rocketboy1313.blogspot.com/ Rocketboy1313

    Might have overdone it with the fire extinguisher.

    • Percy Gryce

      It was stylistically designed to be that way.

      • killermicrobe

        Its never gonna beat Titanic.

      • Liz Frazier

        That’s because it’s so dense, there’s so much happening on the screen.

      • ashwilliams

        And you can’t undo it. But you can diminish the effects of it

      • http://rocketboy1313.blogspot.com/ Rocketboy1313

        I’m going to guess that they wouldn’t edit and present for ad revenue the incident that led to Mike’s death via CO2 poisoning. But I am still somewhat concerned for his safety.

    • http://www.scream-movie.net/ Charles Petrosky

      Better safe than sorry.

  • castlemonster

    All of these videos were produced by grey aliens. It’s the most amazing coincidence!

  • Percy Gryce

    Mike had his own lovely explosion.

  • ashwilliams

    I’m sorry that i’m the one that have to say it but Jessi cleaveage is way too distracting, and i hope that the ending wasn’t staged, just pure Rich Evans in Fire Safety Mode

  • Rasputin Varez

    Where Did I Come From? Is a really, really well known book in Australia. Do you Americans really not tell kids about this stuff? Your country has some really weird hang ups about sex.

  • Otto Torrens

    I hope Rich didn’t lose a finger ;3;

    • Andrey Tarkovsky Reference

      Or as Darren McGavin said in the Christmas Story, “Not a fingah!”

      Maybe Rollie Fingers should be a guest. Any idea if Bill Finger is available? Hey, maybe Plinkett should do a review of “Fingers.” That movie where Harvey Keitel is a penis, er, pianist.

  • Liz Frazier

    Rich handled that fire extinguisher pretty well for a four-fingered freak!

  • Memoman

    Oh yiizzz! I still haven’t seen HitB because I actually want to see Thor in the theater, and now you lay this upon thy webzone! A very much indeed welcomed fix of RLM!

  • Showbiz Pizza Bear

    Disclaimer: None of Rich Evans’ remaining fingers were harmed in the making of this video.

    • catnep

      You know entirely too much about Rich Evans for a bear with a restraining order.

  • http://www.smallfish-bigpond.com/ Kerensky97

    I think I’ve seen part of “Where did I come from?” Is that the one where they focus on the different types of boobs there can be by showing a bunch of cheerleaders who then goto the swimming pool and give the guy an erection?
    *100% serious, not a joke post*

  • Angelo Elauria

    “A spurt of quite thick sticky stuff, cums from the end of the man’s penis” Okay so, I was drinking water when I heard this. Let’s just say, I had my mind BLOWN, because I have always thought that spit-takes were a myth, and only happened in movies. Never in my ENTIRE LIFE, did I think I would EVER genuinely do one. I’m having an existential crisis here.

  • Marvin Choi

    “…that’s a lot of cum.”

  • Shaun Higgins

    Can’t wait to see you guys review the sequel to ‘Where did I come from?’ called ‘What’s Happening to Me?’

    • http://www.plasticpals.com/ Robotbling

      The bunny noticed there was fur where there wasn’t any fur before

      • Annabelle

        She’s faking.

  • DrClown

    this may be the best of this series yet

  • sui-sui

    i will wait patiently for my baby shoji tabuchi

  • splimis

    Rich Evans seems to have a problem with consonants at the end of words.

  • Luke Altomare

    I remember digging through a mountain of old books with a friend of mine and finding “Where Did I Come From?” We looked at the back photo of the authors, and we reached the same conclusion as these guys, that they’re a bunch of hippies who decided to get together and make a sex ed book. It’s so bizarre! The people in the book look like ogres!

  • SomeoneElseTookDude

    Awww yeah the summer RLM drought is over

  • Lee Miller
  • Daniel Nguyen-Phuoc

    Oh no Mike is dead!

    • Percy Gryce

      I’m on record as noting that Mike is the Walrus.

      • Strelnikov

        Goo-Goo Gajoob.

  • Percy Gryce

    It’s like that old saying: those who can, do; those who can’t, inspire.

  • Garbledina

    About the bright orange vest that hunters wear: Deer are colorblind, but even with colorblindness, they can notice sharp, direct changes in the hue of an object, and if you’re wearing camoflague, they’re less likely to notice that change when most of your color matches up with your background.

    • RoCr

      The vest is also mandated in many states.

      • Thanatos2k

        It’s so Dick Cheney doesn’t shoot you.

    • Now I Get It

      I’ve read about that. A hunter was puzzled that, even though he could see tracks, was upwind and quiet, and even heard the animal, he never did see the deer. Then he read this tip: “‘Paint the bottom of your tree stand.’ For the top of…the stand was brown, but the deer saw only the bottom, and the bottom was white.” (p. 100, “Deer Hunting”, *Make-Believe Town* by David Mamet)

      • Percy Gryce

        NIGI, your ability to pull a relevant anecdote from the writings of a great master of stage and screen is astounding.

        • Now I Get It

          The trick was finding it. I knew it was from his middle period – after his migration from theatre to more regular film work, but before his migration from Left to Right in politics – but not which anthology it was in. Still, there were only two alternatives.

          In that other essay, this master of the drama confesses that “As a hunter, of course, I am a fraud,” and, logically enough, that “So much of the appeal of field sports, at least to me…is the gear and the language pertinent to the thing.” Both of which fairly sums up my own presence on any construction site I’ve worked at. (p. 171 & 160, “Late Season Hunt”, *Jafsie and John Henry*)

        • Now I Get It

          Oh, shit, there’s a picture. I had no idea. I’m so glad I decided to upgrade my bowser, I mean, browser.

          Although RLM is a cathedral of artfully rendered gag gifts, I’ll spare you the punny (and I suspect inaccurate) political retort that the picture is a Blue Dog bow-down, and, instead, thank you so much.

  • Percy Gryce

    And forget Katniss, Jessi was on fire this episode.

    • Annabelle

      “Not me.”

  • BenjaminSantiago

    Guys! Rich’s finger is okay, watch the end of the Halloween episode!

  • Sofia FitzGerald

    My parents actually got me the original “Where Did I Com From?” book as a “present” when I was about five years old. I remember it made me feel very uncomfortable and kind of disgusted, though a friend of mine thought it was the funniest thing. Every time she came over, she would read it and laugh…

  • Yezzir!

    Uhh…did I just see that?

  • Strelnikov

    “Where Did I Come From?” sounds like something somebody would make in that late-1980s baby boom for the 1990 uber-prepared parent who wants to have a sex-ed tape ready and waiting when Billy or Sally asks The Question. Rich doesn’t seem to know that a lot of Yuppies were hippies before Reagan came from his Mothership.

    • harumph

      I think that the book came out in the early ’70s.

  • Sam Kruse

    Still is :)
    I remember watching it a few years ago, so when it came up I got really excited

    • Annabelle

      Phrasing.

      • TapewormBike

        That’s what we call a Freudian slit.

        • TapewormBike

          slip

  • Andrew Herlihy

    Deer are colorblind, yo

  • harumph

    Oh god, that sneeze made me laugh so hard that I started sneezing uncontrollably. …It’s a curse. If I laugh longer than 20 seconds, I sneeze for the next 20 minutes.

  • john ledingham

    Anyone else think Tree Stand Safety was about doing acrobatic tree stands? I thought the cover was a dude holding himself up on a branch.

    • Yakov

      yes, exactly right. or some fringe safety video about recreational tree climbing and warning children not to do it.

  • Omar Del Real

    ok so let me cum clean. I saw Where did I come from when I was 6. And I saw it multiple times. I loved it it made me feel some tinkling in my belly and peanuts. I saw it multiple times to understand the meaning of it and I’m not joking I saw that shit like ten times trying to figure the meaning of the moving ducks and a thing that they didn’t talk was the song and that it was narrated by Howie Mandel. I love the ending song. For some weird reason I still have a boner in the Sex scene

    • DanceK

      I read the book. Many times. When my mum read it she would skip over the sexual intercourse part.

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        That’s because those pages were stuck together, weren’t they?

        • DanceK

          …that just… so… I… you just pissed allover my childhood. Thank you. It looks better now.

  • raymondj

    Rich has a Watchmen pin on. Yes.

  • Mathieu Benoit

    what happened to Rich’s finger?

    • Robby

      I think it was a nod to the previous episode of Best of the Worst, when he “accidentally” cuts off his finger when cutting a VHS tape in half.

  • Dr.Pepper

    Jessie should make a video called Be Cool About Fire Crotch Safety. Thats right I said it.

    • TapewormBike

      Ho hee ho hee hoo. She has red hair and no penis (a.k.a “a woman). That’s what makes it funny.

      • Nem

        Men can be fire crotches. Stop being sexist.

        • TapewormBike

          Oh, sorry. I was being a bitch. Now back to the stove!

        • Mitchell Taco Nash

          Stop being sexist and start being double-sexist. :)

  • Kenshiroh

    Hunters wear those orange vests so they don’t get shot by other hunters. I read a story a few days ago about a bunch of firefighters that went out hunting. One of them fatally shot another because he “thought it was a deer”.

    • http://www.plasticpals.com/ Robotbling

      Yeah but why wear camouflage underneath it? You’re kinda going to stick out regardless of how good the camouflage is…

      • MarcusFrost

        Because deer are red-green colorblind (i.e. they have trouble telling the difference between reds, greens, browns, and oranges).

  • Bob Rosenberg

    Guys, it’s been a long time since I’ve thought about the 1997 Fall Donut Event tragedy. So much senseless carnage. Please, tell the world what happened there.

  • LilDeuceDeuce

    I’m disappointed because I heard ‘Tree Stand Safety’ multiple times on Best of the Worst without paying attention to the cover, and I thought it was going to be about setting up a Christmas tree in a tree stand.

  • JamesDrox

    lol that ending

  • TomKemp

    Did Rich really lose a ringer? How was this not discussed??

    • Guest

      Show continuity…I love it!

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      Funny how ‘ringer’ and ‘finger’, while spelled nearly the same, sound different. Fucking English… doesn’t make any sense, always breaking its own rules.

  • Peter Gorman

    I’m so sad about Tree Stand Safety. I had such high hopes. I thought it would be about some kind of acrobatic tree climber’s adventures in not falling to his death

  • El_Runko

    Jessi shoots the best disapproving glare I’ve seen in a while.

  • moonwatcher

    Great job gang thanks for taking another one for the team

  • Yakov

    I felt the same way about the boyfriend video: it’s meant to be played casually and fill your lonely hovel with imaginary companionship. any humor is due to incompetence—it doesn’t seem clever enough to be intentionally farcical.

    • Marozeph

      When Mike said something to the effect of “the ‘girl’ never moves in her chair” i somehow imagined her being tied up while the “perfect boyfriend” was actually ready to snap and wear her skin as a coat the moment she suggested he wasn’t perfectly caring for her.

  • Greg Taylor

    it was cool, and the T.S.S. was a disappointment to me too. but i can’t wait the nex episode. (i hope you are OK, and Rich did not killed everyone)

  • Lizzie

    I was shown ‘Where Did I Come From’ in highschool 4 years ago…

  • Wasperheimer

    So TSS was a bust, but I’m sure that Shoji Tabuchi will deliver.

    • TapewormBike

      Don’t get your hopes up, some people in here had seen it and said it’s boring mostly.

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      TTS was bust, but TSTS may deliver.

  • http://raptr.com/celozzip/wall celozzip

    wow so much subtext in this episode. there’s a number of lines and shots that clearly show jessi and mike’s relationship is breaking down. both are fatter and seem depressed, especially jessi who seems somewhat sexually frustrated as well after watching the boyfriend/sex ed videos. it’ll be interesting to see this one develop in coming eps.

    • TapewormBike

      (tumbleweeds filled with crickets roll by)

    • El_Runko

      They’re not getting fatter, it’s called “stocking up for Wisconsin winter” and is perfectly normal.

    • TapewormBike

      Wait, you had a name before, how come you guested up?

  • Taft you FUCK

    Tree Stand Safety = The SECOND biggest case of cinematic blue-balls in film history.

    • Duckler

      Well done, sir. Well done.

  • El_Runko

    “Let me finish!”

    Oh I’d let Jessi finish alright. ALL OVER ME

  • John Krzeminski

    I’ll have a bite of my husband’s omelette…

  • http://www.plasticpals.com/ Robotbling

    Mike, that instant adoring boyfriend video isn’t sexist. There’s literally hundreds of thousands of videos of instant adoring girlfriend videos online…

  • sepiajack

    Wow that was great!

  • Booger

    The Tabuchi legend lives on! And you guys know you deserved this.

  • Jeremy Clarkson

    I was so hoping for the Tabuchi show…

  • Christopher Kulik

    1) Glad I was drinking MGD as Jay was during the show.

    2) Despite the high demand for TREE STAND SAFETY, I kind of had a feeling it would be extremely dull and pointless for those who aren’t taking it seriously. Safety is paramount, after all….but Jay is right in that it felt like it was made to sell products rather than be about a climber’s safety.

    3) Still rather watch the cat video than Shoji Tobuchi, don’t give a damn if it’s the talk of the RLM webzone.

    4) Cheers to the entire RLM crew, laughed my ass off all the way through. Now looking forward to the next Half in the Bag, which should be on HUNGER GAMES 2 and THE WORLD’S END (it’s on DVD now: hands down, best comedy of the year).

    5) All I want for Christmas is a Half in the Bag pint glass :)

  • TapewormBike

    I love that “Best of the Worst Rich Evans finger continuity” is a thing.

  • Yakui

    I watched the second video on a Sex Ed class when I was 10, about
    what you say around 17:30, the reaction of the class was just plain
    laughing, I can’t really say what would have been my reaction when I was
    like 5, but by 10 most of us knew what a penis, a vagina and the human
    reproductional process were

    • TapewormBike

      Lucky you, we had only our history teachers creepy remarks.

  • Christopher Kulik

    BOTW continuity…I love it! :)

  • TapewormBike

    Oh, shut up and flex those muscles, stud!

  • TapewormBike

    I remember someone somewhere mentioned it. Dunno:)

  • El_Runko

    Not to spoil The Shoji Tobuchi Show for those who don’t know what it is, but it’s surprisingly fun and worth watching. I’m guessing it’s gonna be the best of the worst once they get around to it.

  • LukeMM95

    The reactions from you guys throughout this video were just hysterical. You could just read their pain through their facial expressions. The best though has to be Mike’s during the “Where did we come from?” video. Cracked me up because I had the exact same reaction.

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      You were also hiding your erection?

      • LukeMM95

        Of course, weren’t you?

        • Mitchell Taco Nash

          Yeah, but only because my grandmother was also watching it with me.

          RIP Nan…

  • ricarleite

    The audience for the boyfriend video? All of those options.

  • Jean-François Martel

    i can’t get enough of Rich Evans’ laughter. It’s like cheap crack.

    • TapewormBike

      Cheap maybe, but the intervals between fixes are unshowbizpizzabearable.

  • TapewormBike

    That is literally the saddest thing I ever heard. Does the end of the tape ends with him yelling “No, don’t!”?

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      You’re on a roll, Tikebakewarm.

  • TJ

    They need to commission whoever performed “The Curse of the Wolf” theme song to do a “The Best of the Worst” theme – ” Yeah, It’s the Best of the Woooooooooorst”

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      I honestly thought that was what the song was saying whenever I heard it.

  • Dan Hibiki

    or a T-shirt with a duck on it that’s staring at your crotch.

  • http://www.according2robyn.blogspot.com/ According2Robyn

    I would watch the Incredible Instant Adoring Boyfriend.

    I would watch it, I would cherish it, and I would take it to bed with me.

    No, not to cuddle.

    • http://www.according2robyn.blogspot.com/ According2Robyn

      BTW, I happened upon an old news article about the Incredible Instant Adoring Boyfriend, which is as hilarious as it is deeply disturbing.

      http://www.foxnews.com/story/2003/04/25/perfect-man-exists-mdash-on-video/

      My favorite bit:

      So far there are no plans to create an “Incredible Instant Adoring Girlfriend.”
      “That could be controversial, since she’d probably be a girl in her underwear with tape over her mouth handing you a beer,” Lim said.

      Dude, that’s not a girlfriend, that’s a hostage.

    • TapewormBike

      Oh no, you tapist!

  • fred

    Uh…what’s the most dissapointing thing she has seen in her life?

    • cabbo

      Mike’s member.

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        ‘Mike Stoklasa and the Member of Disappointment’

    • TapewormBike

      Wild guess would be most of the comments about her in here.

  • Alex Lee

    It’s like the same people who animated Family Guy also animated Where did I come from?

    • TapewormBike

      Did you deliberately start your sentence in a way, every Family Guy joke does?:)

      • Alex Lee

        No, just a coincidence. Seems Family Guy needs to start doing different jokes.

        • TapewormBike

          That reminds me of the time I used to work as a life coach of Chers butthole.

  • Alex Lee

    Apparently adults who read/saw Where Did I Come From? say they’re fine with it. Whether they actually are is an entirely different issue.
    http://www.amazon.com/Where-Did-I-Come-From/dp/0818402539

    • Nicodemus-Rexx

      I will not be fooled into clicking that link and having that show up in my Amazon “Recently Viewed” box.

  • catnep

    Next time Kitten Kommotion (mow chicka mow mow) Cat pr0n.

    • Now I Get It
      • catnep

        Spoiler alert! That cock is a-PAW-ling!

        • Now I Get It

          Thanks. I was planning to take in a weekend matinee of “That Cock”, then a couple of midnight screenings of “That Cock” later on. But if you didn’t like “That Cock”, if you thought “That Cock” was, I don’t know, maybe a little gamey, and are sorry you ever saw “That Cock” in the first place, well, then I guess I should give “That Cock” a miss this weekend, too.

          I am so glad you saved me from the disappointment of “That Cock”.

          • catnep

            We be pleasing you with our most of steam award for gracious use of word Cock.

            http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/af/Golden_rooster_Awards.gif

          • Now I Get It

            I need to thank my team at Spell Check, for making me look god. Ha-ha-ha. They’re all here tonight. You see what happens when you take a night off? You guys make it right.

            My friends (and enemies) at Context, who couldn’t be here because they’re still editing, if you can believe it. They do a lot of squabbling – I think “My Cock” was a Shameless idea, right up till Relevance thought to think twice – but if you give them time to work it out, Context really is everything. Thanks for keeping the tone tight.

            There’s a guy, you don’t know him, with a Sharpie, he does all my scars.

            The Hot Sauce combine, for voting this award. I am so honoured, I’ll be crowing about this the rest of the year. Me crow you long time! Long time!

            Oh, and Dingus. Mind the Gap, everyone. This train goes by faster than you think.

          • catnep

            Aha! There’s a suspicious lack of pandering humilitude in your speech and I’m calling you on it. Sharpie Guy indeed.

            http://youtu.be/YAVeAbEOpgo

          • Now I Get It

            Yeah, where’ve I heard that before: “When the winner is revealed, he is expected to reveal himself — to be reduced to humility or confusion by the great honor done him.” (p. 84, “Oscars”, David Mamet, *Writing in Restaurants*)

            And I would have been, you know, but I had no competition. So, unless that changes, next year’s speech will be for sure about “My Cock”, even if there’s been no movie of “My Cock”, and especially if there’s been no movie of “My Cock”!

            They’ll give it to me, anyway
            just to hear me talk
            talk my talk, and walk my talk
            talk about “My Cock”.

            Where’s your Jesus now, Bieber?!
            Where’s your Scooter Braun?!
            They just up and ran, ‘cuz
            it’s time to meet the band
            Real band, now
            Yeah!

            http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1425377/Animated-GIFs-flight-of-the-conchords-3809604-449-328.gif

          • Now I Get It

            I just heard about what happened and I’m sorry. I guess the night I won, Relevance went straight home from editing but Shameless went to the after-party and got drunk, then expressed some “discernible ambition” about cock, or something, which I did NOT authorise.

            And about that you should know that Spell Check is innocent. I mean, those guys are great at putting letters together but, confidentially, they never know what the words are for. But everyone else, I’ve sacked.

            I have kept Spell Check on payroll but I’d appreciate it if I could leave my keys with you, as a precaution, till I’ve re-staffed and, uhm . . . sat again for the real Sharpie Guy.

            http://www.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/typewriterkeys1-e1351695701824.jpg

            Thanks.

          • catnep

            Your new speech writer has asked to be shown only in silhouette. He has a bit of a bad rap on Earth.

            https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-0DHNq1G-Lfw/UR02CgjPYzI/AAAAAAAAL-0/PnHd3zyaNsI/w497-h373/Vogon_Poetry.jpg

          • Now I Get It

            Jeltz?! That bastard! On his CV, he claimed he was Lewis Carroll. He smelt like he’d been dead for nearly 116 years and so did his poem, so, I believed him. “Jabberwocky”, my ass.

            This re-staff might take some time, so, while I continue to play headhunter please be a lamb and fire Jeltz for me – preferably out of an airlock.

            It shouldn’t be difficult. Just seduce him, then in the afterglow point him to it as a quiet, comfortable, and, above all, safe remove from which to worship his new muse. Then blast his hideous Vogon guts into deepest space and have the whole situation de-fumed. Thanks so much.

            I’ll reappear some time in the new year, when I return for my keys. Till then, have a merry-merry and a happy-happy, with much luv and many warm biscuits.

            http://gifs.gifmania.hk/Animated-Gifs-Comics/Animations-Calvin-Hobbes/Images-Calvin-Snow/calvin-hobbes4.gif

          • catnep

            Ew, seduction! QUITE impossible. So we dressed him up as a Christmas pudding and flushed him out of the goddamn airlock! Merry Sithmas, see you next year!

            http://blogs.houstonpress.com/rocks/christmas-star-wars.jpg

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            This is what happens when Midas masturbated.

  • Vadim Stovbunsky

    Now i’m worried about Shoji Tabuchi show.

  • Percy Gryce

    It’s gonna be great.

  • Daniel Nguyen-Phuoc

    I’m really curious to see what Rich Evans’ story arc is going to be. First learning about fire safety, and then losing a finger in a tragic freak chainsaw accident, now clearly PTSD about fire…

    • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud

      And then… beloved mascot.

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        Where’s Rich Odds?

  • Mark Bisone

    The answer is likely “all of the above” for Virtual Boy Pal Friend, but Jessi’s opinion is the rightest: this video’s largest target market was for homely, obese, cat ranchers, for whom the line between reality and fantasy has suffered multiple Gaussian blur filters. Rich’s problem is that he can’t conceive of a universe in which someone can endure Blondie McBritfuck’s panderfest without laughing. The mundane horrors of life are often inaccessible by divine messengers like Richevans.

  • Mark Bisone

    I was dearly hoping “Tree Stand Safety” would turn out to be an epic Tolkienian instructional video for Ents, explaining how they can safely murder the treehugging enviro-freaks who insist on climbing them. Unfortunately, it was just a prototype youtube upload from Iowa.

    At this rate, Shojii Tabuchi is going to turn out to be an outtakes clip from “Glee”.

  • omitted

    My own Incredible Instant Adoring Boyfriend is watching Quick Cuts on mute. Then I can imagine Jay saying all those complimentary things to me…

    • TapewormBike

      That is Jaynius.

      • omitted

        Come to think of it, now all we need is for Jay to do the next Quick Cuts in a towel…

        • Mitchell Taco Nash

          Then we’ll see his second beard…

          • omitted

            Before Jay was kinda cute, but now with THE BEARD it’s like “How YOU doin’?”

  • iagrmc

    I laughed so hard when Rich ran out with the fire extinguisher that I cried.

  • Percy Gryce

    Um, yeah.

  • Torgos_Giant_Knees

    What’s wrong with being sexy?

  • Duckler

    Why does the kitten video cover not show kittens, but an old lady and two kids apparently watching a kitten video?

    • Mark Bisone

      Sex sells, that’s why.

  • Alex Lee

    “UHAAHAAHAA! That’s my junk!”

    • SilhouetteMan

      “Now there’s a woman I’d actually wanna fuck!”

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        Too bad she doesn’t want to dick the birthday boy, though.

        • Mitchell Taco Nash

          Wait, that comment doesn’t even make sense.

  • Jesus

    Holy shit I had “where did I come from” on VHS as a kid and watched it so many times.

    Awesome.

  • Rob Rose

    She. NEVER. Lets. Anyone. Talk. Until she’s done with her ridiculously long points that would require five minutes of silence.

    • Mad Brochacho

      Uh, yeah, sure buddy.

    • TapewormBike

      Bitches be bitchin, bro! (Pssssssst, I am actually talking about him, tee hee!)

  • Eric Boost

    Holy crap! I remember watching where did I come from in primary school. I was always terrified of the creepy duck that blows away bubbles to see people naked.

  • Guest

    I love how Jessi keeps pssshing Mike when she speaks, It’s like she is saying “bitch let me finish!”, lol u can totally tell they are in a relationship by the way she speaks to him. I love the fact that he looks down when he gets psssshed lol…

  • Sativa Indica

    I love how Jessi pssshed Mike around the 24 min mark. She is telling him “bitch its my turn to speak”, and when she pssshed him I love that fact that he looked down!. You can totally tell they are in a relationship…

    • VEF

      Sativa

  • Steven

    No offense to any other BOTW members, but I’m so happy when a new episode comes out starring just Jessi, Mike, Jay and Rich Evans. Besides being an amazingly funny and entertaining team, you realize while watching that the four of them ARE RedLetterMedia.

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      Oh by the way, which one’s Red?

    • Percy Gryce

      But who was running the cameras?

      • Marquis Moon

        PALPATINE’S BEHIND IT ALL!

      • Steven

        Obviously Jay. He’s just that good.

  • tjp77

    Man, Jessi was in a freaking MOOD today. Yikes.

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      I see you typed ‘m’ instead of ‘g’. Let me fix that for you.

      Gan*

      Oh, wait…

  • Aleksandras Ševčenko

    omg i don’t remember when i laughed so hard
    wish i had this collection of shitty tapes so i could do my own wheel of the worst at home with my friends :DDD

  • Pebkio Nomare

    Y’know, I that was the cartoon that my parents put on the television for
    my sister and I to watch when, I guess, they thought we had spied on
    them. We sure did learn a lot, it was very detailed.

    Also, I was seven years old! …>.> This explains so much.

    Tangentally,
    there was still no Tabuchi… so I’m pissed. Tree Stand Safety,
    though, was everything I was hoping it’d be and more.

  • http://www.redhotkicks.net/ Mister Cerberus

    The likelyhood of getting The Shoji Tabuchi Show in each episode is 37.5%
    The likelyhood of getting The Shoji Tabuchi Show by episode 3 is 75.6%, which did not happen
    The likelyhood of getting The Shoji Tabuchi Show by episode 4 is 84.8%
    The likelyhood of getting The Shoji Tabuchi Show by episode 5 is 90.5%
    The likelyhood of getting The Shoji Tabuchi Show by episode 6 is 94.0%

    IT’LL HAPPEN

    • bulloxe4

      If you spin the wheel once it’s 1/8. But the next time you spin it assuming you didn’t get Shoji Tabuchi Show and that the option you did get last time doesn’t count anymore, it’s actuall 1/7 now. Because you had to take one option out. So the third spin if you didn’t get TSTS it’s 1/6 of getting it.

      So the probability of getting the TSTS is actually 29.76 %.
      Now on the next episode, the same thing happens. It’s 29.76 % of getting it in any single episode.
      The probability of not getting TSTS in a single episode is (100 – 29.76) %. It’s 100 % minus the probability of getting it, right.
      So the probability of NOT getting TSTS in three episodes is that to the power of 3, or 34.65 %. NOT getting it in four episodes is 24.34 %.
      But in any single episode there is 29.76 % probability of scoring it assuming the problem is actually probabilistic. So, on episode 4 we have to count on 29.76 % of watching TSTS, not 75.66 % or 84.8 % like you said.

      Anyway. Sorry for being an asshole.

      • TapewormBike

        I appreciate what you have done there. But my own calculations tell me, that the probability of me reading a post which includes more than one probability percentage is close to 0. From the negative side.

    • bulloxe4

      If you spin the wheel once it’s 1/8. But the next time you spin it assuming you didn’t get Shoji Tabuchi Show and that the option you did get last time doesn’t count anymore, it’s actuall 1/7 now. Because you had to take one option out. So the third spin if you didn’t get TSTS it’s 1/6 of getting it.

      So the probability of getting the TSTS is actually 29.76 %.

      Now on the next episode, the same thing happens. It’s 29.76 % of getting it in any single episode.

      The probability of not getting TSTS in a single episode is (100 – 29.76) %. It’s 100 % minus the probability of getting it, right.

      So the probability of NOT getting TSTS in three episodes is that to the power of 3, or 34.65 %. NOT getting it in four episodes is 24.34 %.

      But in any single episode there is 29.76 % probability of scoring it assuming the problem is actually probabilistic. So, on episode 4 we have to count on 29.76 % of watching TSTS, not 75.66 % or 84.8 % like you said.

      Anyway. Sorry for being an asshole.

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        Somebody had to correct him seeing as how bulloxe1 through 3 didn’t.

      • Octo Seven

        The odds are the same every time as long as there is the same amount of VHS’s on the wheel, it’s pretty basic stuff to be honest :S

        • http://www.redhotkicks.net/ Mister Cerberus

          Yup. Once again, very first line of my post states exactly that.

      • http://www.redhotkicks.net/ Mister Cerberus

        “Anyway. Sorry for being an asshole.”

        I don’t think that was your intention unless you know that I was right. I started off trying to figure it out in a complicated way until I realised how simple it was. If you remove the concept of the wheel and actually look at what’s happening: They have 8 videos and they’re choosing 3 completely at random, that is the outcome, thus the chance of getting any individual video is 3/8.

        If we do it the long, complicated; and look at the inverse probability (i.e., the probability we won’t get the video), it looks like this:

        First spin – 7/8

        Second spin – 6/7

        Third spin – 5/6

        If we multiply all of these together we’ll get the probability that the video will NOT be chosen in a given three spins:

        7/8 x 6/7 x 5/6 = 210/336

        Invert it to get the likelihood that the video WILL be selected:

        1 – 210/336 = 126/336

        Adjust both the numerator and denominator by dividing them by the largest common factor (42) and you get:

        3/8

        It’s the magic fraction I got to. The percentage 37.5%
        So if we do it the easy way or the hard way, we come to the same answer (The wonderful thing about maths). You haven’t actually explained where you pulled 29.76% from; but whoever gave it to you you should demand your money back.

        “But in any single episode there is 29.76 % probability of scoring it assuming the problem is actually probabilistic. So, on episode 4 we have to count on 29.76 % of watching TSTS, not 75.66 % or 84.8 % like you said.”
        I specifically said that in the very first line of my first post. Notice how I said there was an 84.8% chance to get the video BY episode 4, not IN episode 4. That’s the gambler’s fallacy.

        • bulloxe4

          No, it’s just a mistake. For some reason I made (7*6*5)/(8*7*6) to be 29.76%.

        • Cameron Vale

          I’m not exactly a probability pro but that seemed so crazy that I had to be sure, so I tried (1/8) + (7/8 x 1/7) + (7/8 x 6/7 x 1/6); basically adding up the 1/8th probability of getting it on the first try, the 1/7th probability of getting it on the second try given the 7/8ths probability that it didn’t happen on the first try, and the 1/6th probability of getting it on the third try given the combined 7/8ths and 6/7ths probabilities that it didn’t happen in both the first and second tries. But that’s somehow 3/8ths as well. I guess it stands to reason in a way, since if you kept spinning it would logically have to end at 8/8 in eight steps, the first of which is 1/8, so it would be pretty weird otherwise.

    • BenjaminSantiago

      I fear it’s more complicated than that. I’m not well versed in probability and I don’t care enough to look it up right now, but the ACTUAL probability of them getting TSTS is 1 out of however many movies they have, which according to the opening, is continually growing. This number is compounded by the 1/8 number, and the fact that they’ve influenced the wheel’s motion (Gymkata episode), and that we’re assuming that spinning and construction of the wheel is perfectly sound (I don’t doubt RLM’s construction skills), as well as the weight of the individual movies is even…

      If you want to influence the wheel just find a VHS of the Shoji Tabuchi Show and send it in. I honestly think it will be crap (from watching some Shoji Tabuchi videos online and reading reviews of his show), and the best we might get are some rascist jokes.

      My money is on that Dunkin Donuts event tape. At my job we do some internal Marketing Videos for McGraw Hill and I’ll bet there is some gold on that Dunkin tape.

      • http://www.redhotkicks.net/ Mister Cerberus

        “the ACTUAL probability of them getting TSTS is 1 out of however many
        movies they have, which according to the opening, is continually growing”

        Considering they have TSTS every time and there are eight videos each time, it’s still right. The number of videos NOT on the wheel is irrelevant.

        “This number is compounded by the 1/8 number, and the fact that they’ve influenced the wheel’s motion”
        Okay, well it’s right if we assume that the wheel is fair. It’s not, but for the sake of sparing me having to go down there and measure the damn thing, we’ll pretend it is.

    • proghead777
  • Captain Turbo

    So basically if the hunter is shot dead, the police can pin it on somebody. Well, that’s reassuring.

  • Captain Turbo

    Why do I have a sudden urge for an omelet with turkey bacon, avocado, and jalapeno?

    • Percy Gryce

      So why’d you order a salad, then?

  • JM

    I saw that Sec Ed Video in Grade School, it was shown to the class. I remember it being mostly awkward and funny and somewhat informing

    • TapewormBike

      Never seen the video before, but “mostly awkward and funny and somewhat informing” pretty much describes my high school sexual ecperiences.

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        All none of them.

        • TapewormBike

          Oh come on, my right hand begs to differ.

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            Leave Jill out of this.

          • Cameron Vale

            So you’re a lefty?

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            Rigthy. I look at the back of my hand to spell Jill, though. She’s got a strong grip for a girl, though.

  • BM

    Who knew an ABC fire extinguisher burns your eyes and nose so much? These guys, that’s who.

  • Alex

    27:30 “will you marry me”…..
    XX Creepy Sex Looks XX

  • TapewormBike

    I remembered the dog in the vest as well.

  • Dr_Funkalicious

    i had the book the “where did i come from”-movie was based on. wouldn’t say i felt it was awkward, but then i was pretty young (i think it was before first grade?) by the time i read it so the concept of sex or conception didn’t seem that exciting at the time i guess.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I haven’t watched this episode yet and already this is beautiful.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I’m about to watch this episode. I notice that it’s 33m25s long. That means I’ll be watching it for an hour.

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      Yeah, took way longer than an hour. At some point I’ll slowly make my way through the sea of cumments too.

    • Percy Gryce

      Pants or no pants?

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        I’ve never worn pants…

  • hailtofire

    Yes, also in some states they’ve increased the amount of blaze orange you have to wear. So they sell hunting gear that is entirely orange with some black tiger stripes on it because it still breaks up the human outline.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I don’t even have words for this.

    • Paul Schumann

      I think it needs more RichEvans.

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        That was Rich’s reaction from his own private viewing of the film.

    • Richard Conquerer

      That’s a lot of remotes

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I was going to make a joke about buying that video and leaving it somewhere for my kids to find it and view it, being an evil parent and whatnot.

    Then I read your comment and don’t think I want to subject them to that horror. Also the fact that they’ll have no fucking idea what to do with a VHS tape as I doubt I’ll have a VCR whenever I have kids [if I have any].

  • Joshua Barkdull

    I suspect the adoring boyfriend video was intended as a sincere gift from parents to daughters who want a boyfriend but who are either too young or too sheltered (possibly too ugly) to have a real boyfriend. Maybe intended to set expectations for young girls so they don’t date “bad boys” or low life assholes.

    But honestly there is no way to tell.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    YYYEEEESSSSSSSS!

    Rich has the Watchmen pin on his shirt that The Comedian wore. Fucking mint!

  • Percy Gryce

    As a wise man once said, bigger is not always betterer.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    That ending… this was one of the few ones where I couldn’t tell if they were kidding around or not.

    Did Mike died?

    • Percy Gryce

      It is it?

      • TapewormBike

        Whaaaaaaaaat?

        • Percy Gryce

          It’s amazing that I when I read a “What?” with 10 a’s, all I hear is Mike’s Palpy voice.

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        And nang next up is the birds and the beads.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “Are you guys alcoholics? Well me toooo- LICK MY CUNT!

    • Duckler

      How’d you do that? Are you a mole inside RLM?

  • Joen Ström Helleberg

    My god.. We saw that sex education video in sex ed class when we were 14.. We laughed our asses off!

  • Nancy Frye

    Oh my word….my husband saw me watching this and burst out, “We (he and his first wife, with whom he had three girls) had that video!!!” Apparently it’s aimed for kids age, oh, 4 to 8. His girls were in that range, and he says they were utterly confused by the whole thing. Well, duh. Way…too…young. Wow. Amazing.

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      Anyone that shows that to their kids needs to get a new brain medicine prescription.

    • TapewormBike

      That video is at least kinda accurate. I had older couisins that took a large amount of joy in misinforming the 6yr old me. But I turned out allright. Now, excuse me, I will do sex to my girlfriend (well as long as I can find a yellow marker, dead toad and a carnival miror. Wink Wink)

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        minor*

  • Nancy Frye

    Wait….where is Rich’s left index finger?!?!?

  • Thanatos2k

    I love how Rich has bandages on his hand. CONTINUITY!

    (Also Plinkett drink coasters)

    • Duckler

      Not available in the store?! Oh, but there are lovely Best of the Worst pint glasses.. Oooh.

      • Thanatos2k

        They’re holding out on us!

  • Thanatos2k

    No, the Pizza Bear Killer

  • Thanatos2k

    Here, eat this cake.

    EAT IT

    • Jason

      Eat it with your mouth.

  • Thanatos2k

    Palpatine expects Plinkett to review this.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Mike’s reaction to those parents’ climax.

    https://soundcloud.com/angry_zellers/wwwwhhaaaaaaaaattttt

    • Peter

      Jar Jar binks mating call

  • DarthRandal

    FINALLY! Fuckin’ Tree Stand Safety!

    And I have to disagree with Rich – the “Be Cool About Fire Safety” references will NEVER get old.

  • DarthRandal

    I wish I had this on VHS so I could send it to them. Or maybe they’d be willing to review it via YouTube:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3kngIqC1wg

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      Is this the video with that kid masturbating and the mother comes in awkwardly?

      http://youtu.be/HOqYEmEHoJ0

      • Not Claude Akins

        Holy shit. Everything about this is questionable. The gentle soundtrack. The wanking kid. Mom’s dead eyes. What did the casting call look like? “Seeking young man to pantomime masturbation; need not be vigorous; no physical contact, I’m just going to film it.”

        • DarthRandal

          Watch the whole video from beginning to end. Be sure to do it with a large group for the most awkward and unintentionally funny experiences of your life.

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            Don’t forget to invite grandma!

        • Mitchell Taco Nash

          I think the kids in the film were actual people with disabilities.

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      Or… is that the video where Ricky trips on acid while jerkin’ it?

      http://youtu.be/V_L-miRT16s

      • DarthRandal

        Holy shit. I’ve never seen that version of it.

        Thank you, sir. My girlfriend hates the original but I’m sure she’ll loathe this version much more.

        • Mitchell Taco Nash

          Be sure to record her nightmares for us [ask that secret asshole David from Prometheus how to work it out].

  • stoopsmcoops

    The woman in Instant Boyfriend is either bedridden or being held hostage?

  • stoopsmcoops

    This is exactly what I thought.

  • Brandon Allen-Trick

    My parents had me watch that video when I was like 6. I understood it. I turned out fine.

    • Michael Rosbotham

      Me too! But I still think it was odd for my parents to force a 6 year old to watch Instant Adoring Boyfriend

  • Insert Name Here

    I think the Adoring Boyfriend video is aimed at women in their early twenties, who’ve had a couple bad dates/relationships.

  • http://twitter.com/ahm Avery

    You’ve been watching too many Plinkett reviews

  • Richard White

    So obvious that the virtual boyfriend tape was designed for lonely 50 year old spinsters who dont live in the real world but live in a deluded fantasy with about 100 cats. Im sure at the end of the tape the virtual boyfriend pleads at the woman not to hang herself in the garage LOL!

    Also great episode guys this one had me pissing myself laughing

  • Alexa

    Oh god I totally saw that Where did I Come from video when I was a kid. I even read a little bit of the book. It was weird and uncomfortable, but I was also raised Catholic and I’ve always been kind of prude even when I was kid and didn’t even understand the concept of prudishness. *shrugs*

    • Saruma

      I was shocked at the end of the video when the credits said 1990. Both the content and the artistic style scream 1970s.

  • bb-15

    This may have been the best Wheel of the Worst.
    - I’ve thought before that Jessi was sort of a prude when she was shocked when Rich talked about screwing some actress.
    But then in this episode Jessi turned the tables on Rich talking about a*@l beads which left Rich speechless. Great moment.
    - The RLM gang were in fine form; Fire safety quips, grandma humping a tree stand, a pervert cartoon duck and who is more lonely.
    - And to top it off, a great ending.

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      Most of your points are centred around sexual things. You’ve got my upvote.

    • Saruma

      Maybe she was just horrified at the thought of Rich screwing anyone. That mental image would terrify anyone.

  • Marc Greene

    The looks Jessi gives Mike might haunt me till death.

  • Now I Get It

    “Ironically, this guy sounds like Elmer Fudd.”

    Yeah, and he sounds like he didn’t put his fucking teeth in for the narration, either.

    • lovetoeatallthefood

      And he didn’t even demonstrate Fudd’s First Law of Opposition (“If you push something hard enough, it will fall over”). Though to make it up for it, the second video illustrated Teslicle’s Deviant to Fudd’s law (“What goes in, must come out”).

      • Now I Get It

        Aha, Firesign Theatre! That’s some admirable obscurity.

  • http://www.redhotkicks.net/ Mister Cerberus

    Yeah I started off thinking about it all complicated like you folks by taking the chosen one off the wheel after each spin. Turns out if you just abstract it down and consider what’s actually happening – We have eight videos and we are choosing three of them at random – it turns out it’s really easy and is actually just 3/8.

  • Bacchus

    Loved Rich on Tree Stand Safety: It’s like a puppet now, I’m gonna make ya talk!” Plus the bonus of Rich doing an English accent later on.

    Jessi was great here, loved the difference in reaction between her and Mike when the Deer got shot. Classic awkward comedy.

  • Khyron

    Mike answering “No” to the marriage proposal makes me wander if the was actually so immersed on the incredible adoring boyfriend experience

  • Conquerbeard

    I felt that sneeze.

  • TapewormBike

    Who is your favourite “Penist” character? Mine is Lucy.

    • Duckler

      The black one, because well, you know..

      • TapewormBike

        You are a duck, got it.

  • TapewormBike

    I want to stuff your face in a box.

  • TapewormBike

    Yeah, fake stuff, albeit sometimes gory. I do not think they should have censored it, but that is something actually heinous. Had it been Daniel Tosh being shot though, I’d be cool with it.

  • Noah Roalson

    Finally, another wheel of the worst! Made my day :)

  • TapewormBike

    Just do not wear that vest in Skull Forest.

  • TapewormBike

    He’s Space Cop. Seen some real shit. After eating some real shitty hotdogs.

  • TapewormBike

    Are you trying to get some of it in your husbands head subconsciously through repetition?:)

  • TapewormBike

    Were the authors of Instant Adoring Boyfriend brittish or do women generally like men with posh accents who talk to them while they’re tied to a chair? Also, where the hell is the Instant Abusive Asshole, starring Sean Connery?

    • Noah Roalson

      Well, I think that it is just generally assumed that women prefer guys with a British accent…

      • TapewormBike

        Blimey

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        I thought it was their teeth.

    • Saruma

      Americans find pretty much any British accent sophisticated (even the low class ones). I had a female friend that dated a British guy in college because she thought he’d be smarter and classier than American guys. She soon found out he was an idiot that drank beer and watched soccer all day!

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        football* ;)

        • TapewormBike

          Fucking eh, football.

      • Cameron Vale

        Your friend believes that “it’s bollocks mate” sounds smart and classy?

  • Drew D

    “Instant Adoring Boyfriend” might be a “modern” , or at least when it came out, take on “The Continental” made by a complete hack. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Continental_(TV_series)

  • AntifreezeTeetotaler

    How long until some enterprising filmmakers make a baffling movie solely to troll Red Letter Media? “I don’t know who this video was made for, could it be…US????”

  • TapewormBike

    It actually sounded almost condescending, the way he was just talking about all the stupid stereotypic assumptions.

  • lovetoeatallthefood

    The virtual boyfriend video looks fascinating as a case-study of how pandering can be taken to such an extreme that it becomes condescending to a borderline-offensive degree. I kept expecting the guy just outright turn into the pickup-line bot from Futurama and say “my. two. favourite. things. are: commitment. and changing myself.”

  • Saruma

    I think he understood it. The question is why bother to wear camouflage in the first place if you are going to wear a vest on top of it? The deer may not notice the bright colors but it is a big piece of clothing that is solid, so it defeats the purpose of the camo underneath.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Jake: “Well that may have been the most disappointing thing of my life.”
    Jessica: “Not me.”

    Haha. That was a quite unexpected but much appreciated joke. I have a feeling she’s talking about Mic, though… :(

    • http://www.sunnystrangers.blogspot.com/ Bryan M. White

      Who are these people you’re talking about?

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        The people at Med Redder Pedia. It’s like you’re not even a fan…

        • TapewormBike

          Oh, Michel Burrito, never change.

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            Michél*

            I’m Canadian, dude. Come on!

          • TapewormBike

            Fuck, now I have to behave, oherwise you will beat me up with your big bacon (Double entendre? That is what I am all aboot).

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            aboótè*

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            I need to. My clothes are getting a bit dirty.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Whoever taught you English is probably embarrassed right now.

  • Thanatos2k

    But are you cool about it?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “That’s a lot of cum.”

  • Agarax

    I remember my step-mother borrowing that sex-ed video from the library when I was young.

    I was very confused afterward.

  • BunnyFooFoo

    Incredible Instant Adoring Boyfriend looks like a home video that the police found in some serial killer’s closet. I believe the actual target audience is a terrified woman duct taped to a chair for several months.

    • http://www.cinesnark.com/ Cinesnark

      It is definitely part of the serial killer’s starter kit.

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        We call it ‘SKSK’ in my part of town.

    • Joe Syxpac

      That’s exactly how I was thinking it should end. When he is proposing to the camera it should turn around and show a woman with duct tape over her mouth and mascara running down her face.

      • Cameron Vale

        That actually wouldn’t be hard to edit in.

  • Internet Fakename

    The redhead is so cute. I just want to pin her down, spread open her buttcheeks, put my ear up to her asshole, and force her to fart.

    • cobrazombie

      With any luck she’ll shart.

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      For her sake I hope she doesn’t read these awful comments.

    • TapewormBike

      I hope you gave yourselve the one upvote, because I don’t think I want to be in the same universe as TWO people who think like that.

      • TapewormBike

        Goodbyeee, cruel world!

    • thatsrightjay

      i was getting so turned on till the last five words, thanks a lot you bonerkiller

  • Daniel Bellfield

    sitting posture

  • Shane Johnson

    So… I was shown “Where Did I Come From?” in high school biology. That’s right. HIGH SCHOOL. I had basically the same reaction as RLM. I talked to some of my classmates later and we all thought it must have been made for young children, but it was fairly graphic (for lack of a better term). We couldn’t understand why we shown the video. It was probably the weirdest experience I had in high school.

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      “weirdest experience I had in high school”

      ‘Experience’ translates to ‘boner’.

  • Quonk II

    Huh, let’s have a minute of silence for Rich’s left index finger…

    • Not Claude Akins

      Real injury, or admirable continuity?

  • Not Claude Akins

    Has anyone considered that “Boyfriend” is actually a proof of concept for a gender-flipped “Misery” sequel?

    • TapewormBike

      It is certainly a proof of misery of anybody who purchased it for its original purpose.

  • Now I Get It

    But they do know what those body parts are for already, just from using the bathroom. And that’s about all they need to know, as the need for elimination is there from birth, whereas the need for sex is not.

    And, so, there’s nothing within the child, at that age, to send him running to the bedroom the way he must sometimes run to the bathroom, nothing that he needs to have explained to him, nothing that he needs to be bed-trained for, the way that he needs to be toilet-trained.

    A young child will, yes, feel an impulse to be affectionate – but sexual? No.

    As for answering “Where did I come from?” at that age, I was given to understand that I came from Nova Scotia.

  • hensandwich .

    Just in case some of you didn’t already know, both the Adoring Boyfriend and the sex cartoon are on youtube in their entirety.

  • Percy Gryce

    No one has mentioned the most shocking revelation of this episode: When Richevens proclaimed that he’s never had sex. Surely what he meant was that he’d never had sex with a mere mortal woman–for his conquests among the Celestials and the Ancient Ones and the Giantesses and the Titanesses are the stuff of legend and are sung in songs throughout the world.

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      Wait, when did he say that?

      • Percy Gryce

        @19:38

        • Mitchell Taco Nash

          How the fuck did I miss that? I guess I was too focused on him fucking up the English language again. Should we start a petition to get Richevans [Richevens?] laid?

          • Percy Gryce

            If fiddling around on the Interwebs could get you laid, I’d be right up there with Casanova and Wilt Chamberlain.

            As it is, I don’t have sex. I’m married.

          • Real Quantum

            Masturbation is wrong when you’re single.
            When you’re married, it’s the only choice.

  • thatsrightjay

    How much money do I need to donate to have it be these 4 every BOTW? How about I send in a blank check monthly and RLM can fill in the amount. Thank you in advance.

  • thatsrightjay

    nope, nobody noticed

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      That’s right, Jay!

  • Percy Gryce

    At the end, Mike sounded like Beefankle the Blacksmith rolling into the furnace.

  • loganpars

    My roommate has “Where Do I Come From?” and the book….

    It’s been stored in a box for years. I made her watch this video once I found out.

  • Jonah Falcon

    I owned the book “Where Did I Come From”, way back in the late 70′s. It was a little more explicit, and even talked about how you can tell a woman is dying her hair because her bush was a different color.

    • TapewormBike

      That is so much unnecesary information for a child, geez:) Did it have a section on merkins as well?

  • Igor Fetir

    Wow, even these guys are trained to conform to the nonsensical American puritanism. What the hell happens if you tell a child of any age facts about life??And they even label that as some hippy bullshit..

    Americans are so fucking stupid and obnoxious.

    • noxcovenant

      Igor, go back to russia. =)

      And russia, ironically, is even more puritanical than America.

    • Joe Syxpac

      The “facts of life” also include some of the most appalling and racist depictions of different people around the world.

      A black child in the opening sequence is actually shown with a spear.

  • noxcovenant

    RLM has more continuity than Family Guy.

  • Seth

    Loved the ending. Rich Evans is a blossoming young star who continues to show tremendous range both on and off the screen.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    That was a perfect comment.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    With their new-found love affair with continuity, I’m sure 4 years from now when they’ve reached their 13th episode of Quick Rich Evans in the Half Bag Plinkett of the Worst Cuts, that disappearing doll from The Conjuring review will show up suddenly.

    The next great thing after that will be waiting about 3 years for Space Cop.

  • http://www.youtube.com/ac1dchr15t ac1d

    I bet all the guys here have a secret crush on Jessi.

    • TapewormBike

      I just wish some of them would keep it way more secret.

  • Rich Wisneski

    Oh no. I actually watched “where did I come from” when I was 5 or six. I retained/learned nothing from it. I still remember that duck, and some of the music, but learned nothing.

  • Ben Burger

    Fire Safety with Rich Evans:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZA8iigl3Ck

  • Adolf

    WHY DID MY MUM MAKE ME WATCH THIS WHEN I WAS 5

    • TapewormBike

      Well, looking at your name and avatar, she might have gone too far in few places.

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      Was it out of your Kampfort zone?

      • TapewormBike

        It required too much concentration.

        • Mitchell Taco Nash

          Holocaust.

          • TapewormBike

            I never laughed out loud while reading that word before. I hope hell is a nice place.

          • TapewormBike

            Lets stop making fun of the guy. Maybe we could drink tea together and play a nice game of Nahtzee.

  • bb-15

    I don’t think I’ve watched a Wheel of the Worst twice until this one.
    The regular RLM gang are a lot of fun here.
    And the ending was terrific.

    • winzentween

      THIS

  • winzentween

    WOW then ending escalated quickly! Rich was epic, Jessie was super hot and sassy and so funny the way she looks to Mike every time something something bad happens. Jay is just a smart guy and Mike is so funny.

  • winzentween

    What was meta was this episode and the show in general lol

    I wonder if they team see that while they are trying to fathom what ‘the amazing incredible lonely widow sorry boyfriend’, actually is intended for, they themselves are 100% full filling the same process and for the same shameless reasons of making a buck. This is not a criticism as we love the show and RLM deserve to make something via advertising as they are producing an often quality deceptively complicated carefully constructed product.

    No one watches BOTW or even HITB for the reviews, we watch it to spend time with these people as they are so likeable and yes funny too but the beer and the gags and laid back accepting nature with the occasional talking to the camera is totally aimed at creating a false familiarity with the audience with no specific time period it too can be used in the exact same way as the gay foot fetish mag vid does.

    The real difference is the majority of the audience for these shows are basically mirrors (but less clever or funny) versions of the people on screen (I know I am lol) who just want to be accepted and part of the indie crowd. Who wouldn’t want to watch a film with jay and mike or even rich as they rock but they r not the cool kids, they r the guys who complain but do so constructively and based on some experience.
    The latter is why they appeal to a slightly more intelligent demo than the average net rant webisodes while appearing to be dumb with fart gags and ultimately most sketches ending in screaming anarchy and violence the show has become increasingly sophisticated and self referential as presumably J and M have become more experienced or the budget has expanded….just look at the camera work to understand this as well as the very slick editing which appears natural when ofcourse it is created and controlled for our viewing pleasure. Even the inclusion of Jessi the hot girlfriend (who is also a talented singer and keyboardest / musician!!!!!) is clearly to appeal to a new demo of guys like me who will ‘try’ to influence their partners to be more interested in film (and weirdness) while also providing sex appeal as she is always attractive.

    I love Rich most of all as his role has expanded he represents probably more of the audience than Jay or Mike or Jessie and is closer to the type of person who tunes in but also through his naievity and sweet nature as a man child who claims to not have relationships he crosses the age gap to teens.
    IF you think about it with TBOTW you have the following demos represented – single man, man in relationship, women in relationship, man child/teen, straight and a-sexual, white and much more but the point is this far exceeds what we originally started with which was basically the same one demo repeated over 2-4 people.

    Good for RLM for expanding its themes and widening its audience as I love everything they have produced except for the cartoons which though well meaning like the sex video really are inferior in relation to everything else (and none of what I said above even touches on the cast as film makers or produces selling a stand alone product which is another aspect entirely to this brand).

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      At what point while typing this did brain matter start to ooze out of your ears?

      • Mark Bisone

        I think somebody left the booby hatch open again.

        Were they raised in a baaaaarn?

        • Percy Gryce

          Whadaya mean? Winzentween was awarded a doctorate in humane letters for that dissertation from the media studies department at the University of Woolloomooloo. So that’s Doctor Booby Hatch to you.

          • winzentween

            lol I actually do have a degree in media studies and a post grad in film and work in the graphics industry and get to see film making behind the scenes if that helps lol my life rocks and thats y i love RLM, what about yours?

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            Percy is commenting in jest. No need to make things personal, although I’m curious as to how your schooling went as I’m currently doing the same.

          • winzentween

            oh really, u mean hes having a laugh at someone elses expense, ok, i suppose i get that though its not my thing, though he is funny.
            my course?
            it went well, im dyslexctic which im guessign u can tell lol but i worked hard and got my first and a degree and did my work experience but its who u know and where u go which matters. if u r hot that helps or really skilled. im pretty nice looking and had family who worked in the industry so that helped. my uncle was in star wars and knew lucas so that didnt hurt lol u know that scene with the death star discussion and the guy who gets choked, well my uncle is the guy who speaks to vader which is kinda cool as he was a respected brit actor (till he passed). Personally i am in graphics and have worked
            on stuff like TF2 logo for websites (i know it wasnt the best of the 3) but im proud.

            The trick with with getting on in film or advertising or design is to basically live and breath it, even if you do it from your room but u have 2 saturate and innovate all the time and constantly re-skill and be willing 2 work your ass off 4 free or watch someone ‘less’ do it and get the break :?

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            I guess I’m going to have to go the hard work route as currently I don’t know many people aside from local filmmakers. Networking will come in time. I’ve only worked on a few small films but I’ve done a lot of random videos in my spare time with friends for shits. I wouldn’t really say they’re good, but helped me develop a passion for directing and editing. One of the things that most bothers me in a film is when the editing is shoddy. It can make an otherwise good video or film look amateur or bad.

            As for what you’ve told me, that’s actually really cool! I’m glad that hard work [and some luck] have helped you. What sorts of things are you doing currently? If you lurk around here often, you’ll probably run into me often enough [I post quite often].

          • Percy Gryce

            As some wise man (Tom Wolfe? Malcolm Muggeridge?) said about contemporary culture, satire is now impossible.

      • winzentween

        about now lol

    • TapewormBike

      I’ve returned from the word jungle that is your post and I bring points with me! So, you say, that we all like to watch RLM stuff because in addition to being freaking smart, funny and insightful about movies, they seem like a great guys you would love to spend your time with (which actually feels circular). You should have stopped there, since lots of the additional explaining I really cannot fully agree with. I am not going to make fun again of the length of your post since as it appears I am holding a rock, ready to throw it at the glass house I am sitting in.

      Ok, first of all, yeah, I get your point about them being a sort of “Instant Clever Friends” for us, but that is where the similarity ends, since the last thing they actually do is to pander to us fans in any way. Also, you really think that they are shameless in wanting to get paid for their work? You obviously like them, so what is wrong with them surviving? They get most of their money through advertising, not from their viewers money, the only time RLM will monetarily affect you, is when you decide to donate and notice how they NEVER push that in their videos.

      Second of all, your analysis of the group teensy weensy creeps me out. What makes Rich a man-child? That he likes comics? His beautiful baby face? Because other than those very dubious reasons, he is just another smart person, with great points and the best laugh ever to come out of anything. In regards to Jay, I think it is us who made him single, so we can post quite creepy comments (guiltyyyyyyyyy!) and mash ups videos with Gillian. Oh and can we agreee that it’s tedious, that Jessi can almost never be mentioned in the comments without a remark about her looks? It’s ok to drool people, just do not post it.

      Lastly, fuckbot rules and Careboars is the Citizen Kane of starting after every video.

      IF YOU CAN READ THIS, i HOPE IT IS OBVIOUS THAT I RESPECT YOUR OPINION ENOUGH TO NERD OUT BACK AT YOU.

      • winzentween

        hello, thank you for your comments though i was not looking for a reply i am happy to reply lol
        I think(know) Rich has stated that he does not have sexual relationships and i think he said he was a virgin (? which is cool) and clearly misses on much of the more adult humor (which they now make a thing of).
        Also im sure he lives with his gran or mum still and yes at his age he is still more about videogames and comics but thats ok ….as he is friken awesome. He even has a slight speech impediment which is super cute and though not indicative of any one thing might suggest with other things that yes he is a man child (who isnt lol).
        I also know some other stuff but that’s all you need and even if I am wrong who cares?

        I love the show, i’m right and if im not…. again, who cares?
        i dont lol
        you clearly love the show too so win win.

        F@ckbots does not rule and Jay and Mike are on record in interviews saying that it is not ‘ their type of humor’ and thats why it doesnt appear often as it was Jessi and a friend who invented it. I hate fuck bot as it is crass and dumb and though RLM pretends to be just that , its not and when it is, it doesnt work half as well.

        Also Jessi is hot, deal with it and thats why she is there among other reasons in as much as she is not mikes ugly gf but his attractive one. Also I mentioned she is in a band and a musician which is 100% more than most and guess what I know her music and have seen her play and she rocks so deal with that too everyone lol

        If my comments are creepy yours are naive and thats not a complaint as maybe you are less informed than me.

        Furthermore are you a contributor ? I am(thats not a boast), in that I pay money now and again (not much but something) to support them and so have a right to make comments if I like especially supportive ones.

        As far as the advertising goes well that sometimes is so bad I have even spoke to them about this online as it really impacts on my experience though Im cool with it and in no way would stop their revenue and as you say they dont push it but then they dont need to as the site does that for them (atleast my one does…heavily).

        My time is PRECIOUS, I mean why isnt yours? i barely have time for this show but I make it as I love it but my time is INCREDIBLY precious and maybe when you know more about life you will feel the same as I do but if not thats cool, im not here to rant or pick holes in you and am amazed ive found time to reply but as you made the point of stating clearly you are also a big fan I am paying you that respect, though im not sure why you needed to comment, maybe you thought I was looking to have a conversation? my mistake if it read like that, i was just stating the junk in my mind and increasing their post meter which helps them with the advertising etc.

        Keep talking to me if you want as i always have time for fans of this show and you seem like a nice person :D

        also please throw that rock and break that class and i will help u pick up the pieces…

        • TapewormBike

          Well, if anything, you outtyped me:) And hey, if anyone is naive on here, you better believe it is me. The one about the precious time was not directed at you, but more or less my brain started telling me to do something productive at that point. About the contributions, I did not donate, but bought some merch via my US relations. So you now know what I am gonna be drinking that antifreeze shot from, one of these days. And listen, as always, any of my “attacks” really should not be taken seriously, though I do enjoy being called asshole quite much. Jessi is very pretty, yes, and that is the last time I am gonna say that, since a member of the opposite sex I live with gets angry at me for spending time on some weird movie site and would probably be even less happy knowing I use that time to praise some other womans beauty. Tapeworm out (That is in. An ass).

          • winzentween

            lol u know i want 2 buy their crap but i know others will so im happier sending them cash until something really epic comes along. :> if u want 2 talk rlm them im always here as i watch everything they do and im not a loon as i have a huge rating and following on my site…….ok i am a loon but i still am a popular loon so i must b doing something right lol

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            Argumentum ad populum fallacy. ;) Haha. Loons are welcome here in the comments, it seems. That’s how I’m still around.

            PS – What’s your webzone? You’ve piqued my interest.

        • TapewormBike

          OK, But seriously, Rich stated that he is a virgin, yes. But he also “clearly” sawed his finger off. There is at least one girlfriend confirmed for him (in “How not to make a movie”) and at least one fan who would gay out for him immediately (in front of the computer right now). And I never noticed him missing any adult humour, especially because he is often source of it. Just sayin.

          • winzentween

            ok i can liv with that, i just sent RLM some cash which was meant for me, thats how gay i am 4 them lol :D

        • Ichinisan

          I bought the Plinkett iOS app, which has no commercials. Even though it doesn’t work properly with iOS 7 (orientation is wrong), I just use AirPlay output to Apple TV.

          I do hope they eventually fix the app and give it proper iPad support.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Uh, okay?…

    Don’t quit your day job.

    • TapewormBike

      Oh, how uncanadian of you!

      • TapewormBike

        Yeah that’s right, Im gonna do that for a while now.

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        Sorry.

        I’m just peeved that I’ve lost my Tim’s card.

        I just realized how stereotypical that ‘sorry’ is.

        • TapewormBike

          ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..fuck, there HAS to be a mountie joke to reply with!

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            In reference to which part?

          • TapewormBike

            I will come back to you when I figure it out.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Please tell me that wombspace is oxygenated.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash
    • LukeMM95

      Yeah, where’s season 6 you hackfrauds!

      No seriously though, that show is hilarious. I showed it to my younger sister (10 years old) and she was both shocked and entranced by it.

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        “When I grow up I want to hammer a baby.”

  • FIFI APPLETINI

    “Where Did I Come From” was presented to me and my 7TH GRADE SEX EDUCATION CLASS.

  • Daniel Bakke

    33:20 – Jay is about to say “depressing fat women” but stops himself just in the nick of time. But when he suddenly pause and Jessi tries to finish the sentence in her own head, she realizes it’s because he thought she would be offended, and she looks down in shame while he awkwardly lands on “…women”.

  • TapewormBike

    Someone should really make “Instant Crotch Staring Duck” like, right now. The ones I brought home are misbehaving.

    • theDailyMoose

      something similar has been made years ago on 4chan using this video, it`s on the webs

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    These are videos that fans have sent in.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    So, hopefully my mother took my advice and bought me the ‘Red Letter Media Movie Triple Pack’ and a ‘Half in the Bag’ t-shirt for Christmas gifts.

    If not, her gift this Christmas is a swift decapitation. :)

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Anyone notice how the dynamic between Mike and Jay has changed over the course of Half in the Bag? Unless my memory is mistaken, Jay has been steadily becoming more outspoken as they’ve gone on. Before it was Mike that did more of the talking, but now they’re far more even and a few times it seemed like Jay really had more to say than Mike.

    Wait… Perhaps Jay’s beard has awakened his hidden powers!!!

    • TapewormBike

      Maybe he had a beard transplant from a hairy serial killer and it took over his mind. Or the constant cyber sexual harrassment from men gave him the necessary confidence.

    • catnep

      Yes. I always thought Jay was the Ed Norton to Mike’s Ralph Kramden. Now it’s all backwards.

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        “One of these days… One of these days… POW! Right in the whaaaaaaaaaat?!”

    • Now I Get It

      Yes. And although it’s inevitable that their paths will diverge, from time to time, as each discovers his own strength and devises a way to use it, I believe that their paths will continue to re-cross as in a helix, to create, in the long run, a new foundation, or DNA if you will, for understanding movies.

      http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/3941527/dna-o.gif

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        This makes more sense than the beginning of Prometheus.

        • Now I Get It

          RLM will have a more sensible ending, too, that will take much, much longer to get to.

  • Daniel

    Why was the sneeze so hilarious to me?

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      Because it’s was fucking hilarious.

      Also, is that Frank?

      • Daniel

        It really was.
        And yeah he’s my best friend :D

  • http://www.awesometania.com John T. Hill

    That doesn’t explain why you would want to dress in complete camo except for that bright orange vest. That camo, covered up by the bright orange vest, isn’t fooling the deer. No camo necessary, so why so much camo hunters?

  • Memoman

    Beads!? Rich’s not on board.

    • TapewormBike

      He is more of a “beer being poured on an underaged girl” kinda guy

  • Cameron Vale

    “Will you marry me?” (silence)

  • Cameron Vale

    It would have just saved itself with its own invaluable safety tips.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    And for an American who lives in the Illinois, it sounds like an anti-Southern redneck joke.

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      As a Canadian… oops, sorry. My bad.

  • Cameron Vale

    The Instant Adoring Boyfriend has a really striking resemblance to this guy, I still can’t decide if it’s him.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtXcrElq5jM

    • Egan Dunne

      How do you find this shit?

      • Kyle

        Just do a search. Strangely enough, I’ve watched that video before while working on my British accent. Gareth Jameson is great.

    • Kyle

      I’m certain that’s not him. Looks different, sounds different.

  • Cameron Vale

    I believe that being totally up front with kids about sex is a good idea. Sexual shame only makes kids more curious about sex, it makes them believe that sex is a sign of maturity, and it prevents them from telling on their molesters for fear of not fitting in. But obviously society disagrees with this idea, which arguably makes it wrong; it certainly makes it difficult.

    • Alex Lee

      In this case, 5 year olds don’t really get anything out of sexual education because it doesn’t apply to them physically. They don’t feel sexual attraction so they can’t understand what’s going on when talking about arousal and what is done about it. At this point, it’s just as fantastical as the Stork.

      But I understand that sex should not be seen as inherently shameful or good; it is what it is. It’s just that I think-and I think this is what the panel was getting at- that teenagers need to be of that age to get any use out of that information. Toddlers just aren’t going to get anything out of it.

    • ident

      Sexual shaming is on a different planet from sexual education. There is no need for a child to understand the mechanics and details of sex to know there is no shame in it. I agree, in an ideal world, there would be no sexual shaming foisted upon children, but between religion and assholes, sexual shame is here forever.

      • Cameron Vale

        I don’t see how kids could fail to think of sex as shameful if their sex questions are answered evasively, regardless of whether they’re told otherwise. Kids learn by example.

        • ident

          Well, it may depend on the manner of the evasion, but I think it has more to do with the culture (assuming the child is not abused or kept in a box or something). There are plenty of things we aren’t told about as children that we come to enjoy as adults. Drugs, Shakespeare, Black Sabbath, blowjobs, margaritas, irony, etc.

  • richardwicks

    It’s odd people get upset about hunting, because hunting and killing an animal to eat is far less horrific than raising an animal for slaughter.

    If you are upset about hunting and it’s fine if you are – but quit eating meat – because those animals have much more shitty lives. A deer being shot by a bullet, you might think that is sad, but letting one starve to death or being ripped apart by wolves, that’s a bit worse. But a cow, they live in horrific conditions then they are killed.

    • TapewormBike

      Well, from the point of the animal you may be right, but the thing that irks people (and me) is how happy those people are when taking life of something else (as proved by grandma in the vid). Calling it a sport is also a bit maddening to some. And it is also one more animal, that did not have to die, since millions of those are in the supermarket aisles. I am vegetarian and I get your point was not really trying to defend hunting, just trying to explain the added salt to injury in case of hunting.

      • richardwicks

        If you are talking about morality with regard to what is being done to somebody or something, the only relevant part of it is from the point of view of the victim.

        And it is also one more animal, that did not have to die, since millions of those are in the supermarket aisles.

        Everything dies. You never save a life, you merely extend it.

        I am vegetarian and I get thst your point was not really trying to defend hunting, just trying to explain the added salt to injury in case of hunting.

        I don’t eat meat either.

        Don’t give any money to HSUS or PETA – they are sham organizations. They do nothing other than beg for money and use that money to beg for more. They run no shelters, support no research into alternatives to animal testing, they are absolutely morally bankrupt.

        HSUS has NOTHING to do with your local humane society. They take well intentioned people, and merely take advantage of them. They are truly despicable.

        • TapewormBike

          “You never save a life, you merely extend it”. You just got a bit too philosophical on me. If I see a child drowning, should I just start whistling and move along? I do not give any money to PETA, since it seems to fund mostly just bitching.

          • richardwicks

            “You never save a life, you merely extend it”. You just got a bit too philosophical on me. If I see a child drowning, should I just start whistling and move along?

            What if I see a stray dog on the steet – should I ignore it and let it starve?

            If I lived in Thailand, I really wouldn’t have a choice.

            If you were in tsunami and saw dozens of kids drowning – should you risk your life to save one if it endangered your life, especially if you had a low probability of pulling the kid out of the water and a high chance of getting yourself killed?

            It all depends on the situation.

          • TapewormBike

            Yes. And if I see bunch of middleschoolers crossing the road, I certainly do not have to put on a special hat,attach spikes to the hood of my car and drive them over. Now, when I decide to do something very similar with a deer running around…..

          • richardwicks

            Do you really think the scenario you describe is similar to going out, hunting an animal, removing it’s entrails, hanging it up on a shed for 3 days, the eating the carcass?

          • TapewormBike

            The point all along was the needlessness of it. And to be honest, you make it sound way worse than I did.

          • TapewormBike

            Let me also point out that two vegetarians arguing with each other about hunting, is probably what really fits the needless category the most.

          • richardwicks

            Well, humans do a lot of needless things – like eat meat.

            Yet white rhino just went extinct, and I don’t think cows are going extinct anytime soon. We have 8 billion people on the planet alive today – that’s needless. Humanity may drive everything to extinction except what it eats and itself, needlessly just so more people can simultaneously exist.

            All you can do is what you can personally do.

          • TapewormBike

            See, that I definitely agree with.

  • Lisa Moore

    My father made me watch “Where Did I Come From?” as a young child. The next day, I went to daycare and called all of my friends “baginas”.

  • Shouraku

    I had the book version of “Where Did I Come From?” as a child. All I learned was that tickling someone’s stomach gets them pregnant.

  • Alex Lee

    No, you’re not reading what I actually wrote. In the mind of a five year-old, it’s fantasy.

    Don’t strawman me. I’m only referring to sexual issues. Obviously, with math and English, they should be educated because those concepts are abstract and not affected by hormonal differences. .Sexual development is affected by bodily changes that affect the way people think.

  • Ichinisan

    They do: Purchase the iOS app. I know…not everyone has Apple devices and some people hate Apple. Maybe you should petition them to make it for Android?

    NOTE: The iOS app currently has issues with orientation on iOS 7. I work around it by sending output to Apple TV.

  • EXbob

    That sex ed video is the one my class was shown in high school…

  • kyle crane

    OMG I KNOW. Pls Respond.

  • Garrett Gutierrez

    It was chopped off in the previous best of the worst, dude!

  • Memoman

    Why thank you! You seem to be alone in this.

  • Khyron

    Ok, I dont if this was commented on before but … why the first spin took by Rich Evans on the wheel is not counted? The rules clearly state :

    (…)”The will is spun three times
    Each spin selects a video at random for the group to watch” (…)

    Even if Jay stopped the wheel, it was still a valid spin and as far I can tell it was stopped randomly.
    You guys are playing with fire here! What if that landed on the Shoji Tabuchi?
    I mean cmon lets get real on this stuff

  • Fred Fredders

    I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder at a sneeze.

    • Maverique

      It just comes out of nowhere and is so awkwardly edited on purpose, it’s awesome.

  • http://jesse-the-art-maker.deviantart.com/ Jesse Ray Garza

    VAG AND DICKS… REDLETTERMEDIA! :D LOL XD

  • http://jesse-the-art-maker.deviantart.com/ Jesse Ray Garza

    ME TOOOOOOOOOO

  • http://www.wrstone.com/ William Stone

    I was intruiged by the Incredible Instant Adoring Boyfriend, so I Googled it. Turns out Fox News did an article on it.

    The article sounds about as weird as the video. There’s too much to post, but it’s at http://www.foxnews.com/story/2003/04/25/perfect-man-exists-mdash-on-video/.

    Suffice to say it was made by some British outfit, it’s supposedly aimed at lonely women, but they specifically say that it’s “tongue-in-cheek.” The tone of the article takes it seriously: it’s an examination of the concept of the “virtual boyfriend.”

    Very schizophrenic. Sounds like the video. Thanks again for watching it so that I need never be burdened. ;)

  • Percy Gryce

    Why so angry at St. Mugg? Whether or not you like his later turn to religion (I do), he was absolutely correct about the criminality of the Soviet Union in the 1930s, particularly about the politically imposed terror famine in Ukraine.

  • Hank

    Wow, so Blip says “sorry we are unable to play this video” . . .

    Is that because of some sort of child block because of the nudity? You know, the nudity in the sex education film…for children…

    Irony?

    • Drain

      YT and Blip are stupid like that. They showed a man’s cartoon dick in the video; don’t know why because it’s against Blip’s rules. You can’t have any kind of nudity. No surprise the episode is now down.

  • Drain

    Why did they censor the boobs and not the man’s dick? That right there is probably why the episode is now down. You can’t have dicks in blip videos either, you know that right guys? But I wish people would just use a video service that had no censorship or content restrictions. Then you could show whatever the fuck you wanted. It’s like how the Cinema Snob has to block box content in every episode. Just use a service that doesn’t restrict adult content. Problem solved?

    • Thomas Manson

      Vimeo allows nudity as long as it’s not presented in a sexual/erotic way.
      Actually, YouTube does too. You can find pap smear and breast exam videos!
      Don’t ask me how I know this.

      • Alex Lee

        Somewhere out there, there is a man furiously masturbating to a pap smear.

        • TapewormBike

          Yes. And I love that his surname is Manson.

          • Drain

            His name is Rich Evans.

  • Gerhard Van der Berg

    That is what the normal Best of the Worst are for, From the beginning it has been explained that the Wheel of the Worst is for the weird (mostly educational specials) VHS tapes they received from viewers that are not really movies.

  • Matt Denney

    I live in Australia, in grade 8 (first year of high school, age 13) we had to watch ‘Where Did I Come From?’ in our HRE (Human Relations Education) class. It was a great experience.

  • Thomas Manson

    Dude, did Rich Evans lose a finger?

    • TapewormBike

      Showbiz Pizza Bear got his pound of flesh.

      • Thomas Manson

        That’s racist!

  • diehounderdoggen

    Wait, was the ‘cunt’ at around 9:30 censored before it got taken down?

  • Daniel Ashe

    I actually saw “Where did I come from?” when I was about six years old. My parents were rushing me in the video store and I just grabbed a cartoon off the shelf. I was too embarassed to tell my parents I didn’t really mean to grab this video and it was fucking horrifying.

    • TapewormBike

      It’s like finding out how hot dogs are made. Except the bun is also meaty and you don’t put as much ketchup on it.

  • ronin122

    @ 3:40 awkward, methinks Jay finally figured out why Mike drives such an expensive car.

  • marko112kg

    I love the look mike’s girlfriend gives him when he doesn’t cringe at the deer being killed
    “Cringe, damn you, cringe”

  • Cole Christie

    okay,now i know the “IAB” is meant to be a joke. because he just happens to talk about Female nudity in the media and how Degrading it is while he’s in just his towel !

    either that or they just didn’t care

  • Jonah Falcon

    “Relatives of Napoleon Dynamite”. hee hee

  • Wild Zero

    Seriously funny as always, gang, but not enough diversity in the childhood education discussion (Where Did I Come From?). Maybe the content of the video was a bit too much of a dovetail.

  • Syl von Braun

    Actually this sexeducation movie was shown in my childhood (1995) at school when I was in third or fourth grade. It was pretty hilarious and entertaining and not so ankward at all, maybe because our teacher did explained us what we are going to watch.
    It’s a typical opinion of an adult to find this kind of film strange or confusing, especially when kids are involved.
    Greetings from Germany

  • Pissernacht

    I love how Mike has more of a reaction to the Baby in the Burger than he does to the deer getting shot…

  • Flossy

    I hate to be this asshole but the reason he wore a vest with camo is because deer can not see that shade of orange which is why hunters use it. so it doesn’t really matter that he is wearing camo with it

  • KarmikCykle

    With the bandaged hand, Rich reminds me a lot of the Penguin from Batman when he laughs.

  • Kyle

    For those of you making Rich Evans laugh compilations, don’t forget his response to Mike saying the guy sounds like Elmer Fudd.

  • Kyle

    I kept thinking tree stand meant you do a handstand on a tree. The cover looked like the guy was grabbing a branch with his hands.

  • roaroar roarar

    is it just me or does Where Did I Come From?’s animation look like it was done by Seth MacFarlane?

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