Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #2

August 8, 20131,065 Comments

OMFG! It’s Best of the Worst Episode 8. Watch as Jack, Wizard, Rich, and Mike tackle 3 selections off of the Wheel of the Worst! It’s horrifying!

Filed in: Best of the WorstGeneral Updates

  • UCHUBomb

    AAAAHHHH

  • andres

    http://boards.4chan.org/tv/res/35799402

    As I read about none episodes for 3 weeks this happends, great

  • Anonymoose

    It’s about time you hack-frauds.

    Now where is your $100k Kickstarter campaign?

  • It’s about bloody time!

  • Alexandria Sanders

    Yay! Been waiting for this!

  • Stonewall

    YAY! Finally!

  • shane

    Who’s that non-bearded guy?

  • Moonman Zombie

    Awesome. Thanks guy. This is my favourite series you lot do and the wait has been unbearable.

  • John

    This was posted one minute after I came to the site and was disappointed that there was no update yet. Yay!

  • Grant Beaudette

    Wait, did I see a copy of the Max Headroom movie in the intro? Even though I like that movie, it’d still a good Best of the Worst candidate.

  • Jaybee

    Is it weird that I did a little fist pump when I saw one of the guys wearing a TF2 shirt?

  • moot

    Fuck off

  • a qoute

    “I’m disappointed.. a vote down without an actual response or challenge to what I said.

    It’s sort of like “well I don’t care YOU ARE JUST WRONG!” childish response. No substance.

    Explain to me why this stupid ad hominem fallacy is legitimate.

    Explain to me why someone has to have also tried to do similar work in a field in order to challenge the quality of some other work?

    It’s textbook ad hominem fallacy. Discrediting someone personally in order to discredit their opinion.

    Come on, back that opinion up. You think I’m wrong? Tell me why it’s wrong.

    Or is it that someone can’t tell me that it’s wrong, but has already invested themselves into the silly response above that I responded to.. and now they can’t budge from that position? Is that thumb down you Ramone? :)”

    By whip

  • moot

    Owned. Epicly owned.

  • dgg

    fucking finally jesus christ

  • SC

    Intro: Satire at its finest.

    Or at least I hope it fucking was.

  • Micheal Cross

    Just wanted to point out that one of my best friends has seen the Shoji Tabuchi Show live twice. He lost it when he saw a VHS of it on your wheel.

  • INEEDMYFIXDAMNIT

    You hack frauds have done it. By finally posting a video you’ve fixed the timeline and I’m no longer fading. Thank you.

  • Andres

    how does babby happen

  • MrEDK

    Who’s the woman? I’ve never seen her before…

  • Matthew Shannon

    i see why the guy with the beard used to have a beard.

  • Joe Bloggs

    REPLACE THE VIDEOS AFTER THEY’VE BEEN PICKED!!!!! No wants to risk having to sit through Dancing Grannies more than once!

  • FINALLY IT’S HERE!

  • ColinJ

    “My name is Jack Example…”

    Holy fuck, I laughed so hard at that.

  • Alexandria Sanders

    Cake farts…

  • Luke Altomare

    It was a MISTAKE for that guy to cut off his beard. There was nothing underneath!

  • Percy Gryce

    Re-spin.

  • Jaybee

    Theory about the family internet guide video: The actors are actually hostages, and they have to film the movie in under an hour or else the storage container movie “set” will be destroyed in a car crusher, with everyone inside.

  • richlover

    Lay the off making fun of Rich. Not funny.

  • Kill Me

    I hate this show! If anyone other that Mike had any screen presence or ability to be likeable on camera then things might actually work. You know you suck when Rich Evans makes you look bad….

  • Herrerasaurus

    The guy in the red shirt. Good move shaving it all off. Good move.

  • Percy Gryce

    Who would have guessed that Mike was such a depressive, grammar-Nazi?

  • El_Runko

    Nice product placement for GoPro, dudes.

  • SUPERSOUP

    But that hasn’t been picked…

    Although Wheel of the Worst has been disappointing so far. I wanna see the Shoji Tabuchi show…

  • SUPERSOUP

    She’s been in like two Best of the Worst’s. I think Stoklasa is nailing her.

  • So glad there’s a new episode of Wheel of The Worst. For a while there I thought it wouldn’t happen, I was in denial.

    In denial for a while,
    In denial for a whi-le.

  • Does a wizard lose his powers when he shaves his beard?

  • HFBeal

    Yeah, I was happy to see that. These guys deserve the $$$.

  • Andrew Harding

    I was really hoping for some Shoji Tabuchi Show. But, alas, I must wait a while longer. I’ll also be looking for a GoPro in the near future.

  • Lisa S aka L Simpsons

    It’s stylistically designed to be that way

  • J.R.

    Hilarious! You guys should make 2 of these every month!

  • Herrerasaurus

    Jaybee. Fuck you.

  • J.R.

    And yeah the “Shoji Tabuchi Show” should be reviewed in the next episode Please!!!

  • nocussing

    be cool about fire safety!

  • HFBeal

    Yeah, not like he’s a grown man who can take a joke. Leave little Rich alone!

  • Robert Soria

    Shoji Tabuchi Show you haunt my dreams,will I ever get to see your greatness?

  • sorongo

    The term “grammar Nazi” should not be hyphenated.

  • InternetLoser

    Her name is Yoko

  • Duckler

    You will believe a grown man can call himself “Wizard..”

  • Joe Bloggs

    Yes, but if they pick Dancing Grannies on the first spin next time then it’s possible that spins 2 and 3 could also land on Dancing Grannies.

  • SUPERSOUP

    Apart from Stoklasa, I think they’re all wizards as a matter of fact…

  • shane

    And you can’t undo that. But we can diminish the effects of it.

  • Jesus

    I just want Jay to be there. He was sitting in for one of the movies.

  • John Tibbetts
  • SUPERSOUP

    Well I’m sure they’d keep spinning until they got something new.

    What, you think they’re gonna watch a video twice?

  • Percy Gryce

    Is that a euphemism for pooftah?

  • SUPERSOUP

    He’s trying to hide his power level.

  • HSP

    PIZZA ROLL

  • Jesus

    They openly mock him for burning down his granmothers place trying to make french fries.

    When they show the house engulfed in flames, the lady even says “is that your house, Rich”. Ice cold.

  • SUPERSOUP

    Urban Dictionary it, negro.

  • Look again friend, that’s just a promotional poster.

  • Jesus

    I don’t know, I saw a fair heap of Fat.

  • SUPERSOUP

    He ALMOST burnt it down. They’re just friends taking the piss. Calm the fuck down.

  • SUPERSOUP

    Brad Jones certainly has a copy.

  • Jesus

    Actually I am pretty sure they did re-spin once for this very reason.

  • John Tibbetts

    Good eye! The fact that the poster exists may be even more mindblowing than the video itself!

  • SUPERSOUP

    Well I doubt they’ll put in on camera.

  • InternetLose

    At least Rich only damages houses. Yoko damages careers.

  • Percy Gryce

    Ahh, I see. They’re computer experts.

  • SUPERSOUP

    Jessie seems pretty cool. Are you just having a laugh with this shit? I’m cool with that. It’s stupid, but whatever.

    I like her little midwestern accent.

  • Percy Gryce

    Well, WOTW #2 was no Empire Strikes Back or Godfather II, but their execution of Key Matters was entertaining.

  • SUPERSOUP
  • Philip Kidd

    Since when the hell have you hacks used a Gopro? Thought that kinda tech was reserved for creative geniuses like David Lynch and Micheal Bay..

    Care Boars gave me insomnia

  • SUPERSOUP

    Fucking always with the Care Boars

  • MS

    Remember when I left all the meat out because I saw Mr. David Lynch “I’m on TV” do it, and he got on TV from doin’ it, and I did it and didn’t get on TV from doin’ it?

  • SUPERSOUP

    Is Gary Coleman gonna have to choke a bitch?

  • Punishment

    You got to get these on Youtube faster so I can watch them on my TV!

  • Percy Gryce

    Mike, is that you?

  • Jesus

    I am pretty sure they did.

  • SUPERSOUP

    Use an HDMI cable motherfucker

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    FINALLY!!!!!

  • lost my shit at “Browers”

  • Niall McHugh

    So basically Gary Coleman is Darth Vader?

  • Jay

    Why can’t you watch all of them ;(

  • Bobby Lee

    *Googles “Cake farts” *
    . . . . oh . . . . oh my god. What have I done?! I WAS SAFE! Everything was fine and then I saw . . . what cannot be un-seen.
    They’ll be coming for me now. I’ll have to run . . they never stop . . never stop

  • sepiajack

    It says a lot about how great this episode was that despite the fact that the wheel did not land on either Tree Stand Safety OR Soji Tabuchi show it is still awesome!

  • ShakingMyHead

    Soooooooo weird without the beard.

  • Infernal Dude

    If anyone has been to Branson, like my sorry ass has, you will see billboard after billboard advertising their show. They’re like gods there. GODS!!!

  • diehounderdoggen

    Where’s Space Cop you neckbearded hipster hack-frauds?!

  • SUPERSOUP

    I just read about it on Urban Dictionary.

    I guess some people DO need an Internet safety video.

    [theme music, canned laughter]

  • the Holy Ghost

    It’s capitalized! It’s IMPORTANT!

  • Topdek

    “Look, I had to do that! You’ll understand when you’re older!”

  • alex

    I seriously came close to dying of laughter at “Browers”! You guys are godsends!

  • BunnyFooFoo

    Oh, Shoji Tabuchi Show! Someday…someday we will learn your secrets!

  • NoNameBrand

    Thanks for the show, I look forward to them… when you say you’re working on them… and then nothing for a week… or two.
    Did you ever think the kid in the Internet movie was written as a dyslexic character? Maybe we were supposed to be okay with his impediment. I mean life would be pretty awesome without MTV… that is what he was trying to say right?

  • Promethianfire

    I thoroughly enjoyed how thoroughly they enjoyed watching the tape being drug behind the Spacecopmobile.

  • Right_Bastard

    Thanks for another great show from RLM! Just a comment (take it or leave it): I liked the show a little better when you had actual movies. I actually sought out some of the terrible movies that you watched and had a blast seeing them with friends. The instructional videos are good, but it’d be nice to see movies work their way back into the possible selections.

  • Percy Gryce

    I thought that was an official-looking vehicle of some kind–like the Ghostbusters’ Ecto-1.

  • SUPERSOUP

    Wheel of the Worst isn’t for movies. That’s regular Best of the Worst’s.

  • Allan Bøgeskov Jensen

    So close to Tree Stand Safety twice?! What a fucking tease! Fuck you Rick Berman!

  • don

    When did the lead singer from Midnight Oil stop being Australian? …Anybody?

  • BunnyFooFoo

    The UNIX joke was pretty clever. Well done, beardless wizard guy.

  • RyanTheBold

    ¡Excelente!

  • Dudehammer

    Am I the only with this feeling, or does Rich look kind of depressed ? Not even only in this video, but in the last videos that show him…

  • fuckstick

    So I’m gonna go stupid fan mode here, but the unannounced posts are a brilliant strategy, keeps people clicking. Also, last years stream-a-thon is the reason i downloaded feeding frenzy, and will download space cop. thanks for the laughs, and the trolls can eviscerate me now.

  • Acanthus Lux

    Yeah, I was kind of sad this didn’t get more of a laugh from the gang. I thought he deserved it…

  • Daniel Nguyen-Phuoc

    Rich clearly knows how to use a fire extinguisher after Let’s Rap Fire Safety.

    On the other hand, he can totally handle his Space Cop mobile.

    Great episode!

  • whange

    wheres that hack fraud Jay Bauman

  • Liz Frazier

    I know!! That was painful to watch.

  • diehounderdoggen

    I finally understand why the Monkey Man films were made, Rich Evans’ Grandma’s house was haunted by the angry door slamming spirit of a silverback gorilla! Only by sacrificing a player piano could its bloodlust be sated!

    Also, that last bit with the gang in the car reminds me a lot of Clockwork Orange.

  • Matt DeCostanza

    Will I EVER get to see the Shoji Tabuchi show?

  • decora

    expand to explore wyoming.

  • Gabriel Priddy

    I’d donate 100k to this. Even if you are fucking hax.

  • Kirk smith

    i love these shows.. MORE! For me.. on the level of plinkett reviews.

  • Gabriel Priddy

    Also…do I see space cop sets behind Mike and other guy?

  • Jordan Alexander

    A wizard without a beard? Now I’m afraid you’ve lost me.

  • Acanthus Lux

    1) Rich Evans doing stunt driving in the Space Cop cruiser. Now I see why this episode was described as epic!
    2) Jack…that’s quite an X-rated mind you have there. Now I can’t watch Best of the Worst with my grandma anymore…
    3) I really miss Jessi from the roundtable discussion (Jay too!). I guess it would just be too hard to have everyone contribute if they had all six people for the analysis half…but I can dream.
    4) I’m glad that the aesthetic brilliance of the Tree Stand Safety cover was recognized once again. Also, I’m kind of glad neither Tree Stand Safety nor Shoji Tabuchi came up. Its good to have something to look forward to in life (…).
    5) Thank you, RLMers. I think you can see there’s a lot of us who really appreciate all you do!

  • Samuel Blunt

    I’m going tree standing this weekend. If I end up falling out of a tree and splittling my asshole in half, the rectal blood will be on YOUR HANDS, Red Letter Media, for not reviewing Tree Standing Safety!

  • Sully

    So… don’t google cake farts**

    ( **Unless it’s your birthday. Then google the shit out of that. )

  • Gabriel Priddy

    Mike and Jack. Sorry…the frames are too dense.

  • KERMguy

    hes a fat person of course he isnt happy

  • Kyl

    Wizard looks like a low level sex demon without his beard

  • Rick Rickerson

    ALICE, STOP USING DRUGS

  • Mark Bisone

    Mike:

    I got a truckload of Dachshund puppies and Twix Dark bars in my nondescript van. Let’s make a deal.

    Sincerely,
    A friendly looking stranger who totally knows your mom.

  • Earl Greigh

    Gary Coleman wasn’t Webster. Emmanuel Lewis was Webster, while Gary Coleman played Arnold on Diff’rent Strokes.

  • Scott Currie

    I don’t have the energy to go through all these comments but I would like to say that my girlfriend took one look at a still frame during Gary Coleman: For Safety’s Sake and recognized the girl from Punky Brewster.

  • ShakingMyHead

    Rich Evans going on about wind blowing open his grandmother’s door might be the best thing I’ve seen.

  • whip

    Back Door Mayor. It’s a must see.

  • whip

    What, did you miss it? They shaved! 😛

  • Jon Fite

    Fuck you Wyoming! Go away!

  • BackDoorMayor

    HOW MANY FUCKING ADVERTISEMENTS AND COMMERCIALS DO YOU HACKS NEED TO HAVE?!?!? it almost make your videos un-watchable.if it wasn’t for rich Evans ass I wouldn’t keep watching.

  • Anonymoose

    Does that explain the shaving of the beards?

  • BackDoorMayor

    I had a friend like Rich once……..Had

  • Front Door Voter

    Rich Evans in: Back Door Mayor. Kick-start this motherfucking movie NOW!!!

  • IronBuddha

    *cough* Adblock *cough*

  • Acanthus Lux

    Ohhhhhhhhh…now I get it!

  • Oh wow, thank god, I thought you guys was internet dead or something! But good news everybody, REDLETTERMEDIA IS ALIVE AND WELL! Praise the coffee gods! 😀

  • Mark Bisone

    Jack and the Wizard were actually really good in this one.

    However, Jack needs to break out of Sensitivity Jail, with his “African American” this-that.

  • Jdubs

    page exits to cakefarts.com stats please.

  • Sensitive Person

    European Americans like you should learn respect for us pigmentally diverse persons. I hope that a police person shows up at your door and takes you to jail so that you can be locked up and molested in the way that you find most pleasurable (I acknowledge that my cis-gender conception of what sort of molestation that could take place is by no means exhaustive).

    I also noticed that you said “Wizard” which is an outdated term and typically denotes a male magic user. Say “magic person” from now on please.

  • jay stein

    I think he looks healthier. And If Mike and Jay were the only guys you saw everyday you’d be depressed too..

  • Grungo Sputnik McBard

    True but he lost me when he called it a “computer language”.

  • waldo.pepper

    I want two things added to the merch section. Lighting Fast VCR embroidered patches so I can have the wife sew them on some shirts. And a vinyl space cop sticker that is the proper size so I can slap it on the door of my LTD.

  • Galfritius

    How drunk were you people during the filming of this video?

  • Some Guy

    Mike doesn’t seem too keen on the whole pegging thing.

  • Mark Bisone

    Don’t worry: my local Diversity Expert has already caught on to my effulgent schemes. I’m currently being forced to write “Otherly Gendered Afro-Latino American” 50,000 times on the blackwhoopsimean-chalk-board.

  • jay stein

    Darth Helmet

  • I hope in the feature length “Space Cop” film our hero is introduced in a scene where a door blows open due solely to wind (as doors are wont to do) and Space Cop walks in, dangerously makes some fries, and leaves without ever looking back at the burning house over his shoulder. Roll titles.

  • YOU FUCKS

    +1 for Jack wearing a Reliable Excavation Demolition shirt!

  • Some Guy

    —> the joke
    .
    .
    .
    your head

  • lemonjello

    I bet Rich Evans’s cakefarts make angels weep.

  • drewjw81

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzbzMYhZgDM

    An improved version of the Family Guide to the Internet

  • Percy Gryce

    Isn’t the stereotype of the jolly fat man?

  • castlemonster

    I’m split between thinking you guys are tragically wasting your time with this or you are revealing, sage-like, the future of all mankind. Someday, each scrap of present-day media, every internet post and podcast, no matter how dreary or pathetic, will be painstakingly examined and ridiculed by a round-table of beer-swilling hipsters, or the future equivalent.

  • Jordan

    You guys give me hope. This website and K-pop music videos are my only form of entertainment in this time. Please more.

  • Not Claude Akins

    Yeah my ears kinda glaze over when he gets into a critical Marxist analysis of some shitty safety video.

  • WilliamsShakesman

    I agree

  • Franklin Floratos

    I loved when they tied the tape behind the car and gave it death by dragging. RLM, my faith in you is rekindled! Take as much time with the next one as you want, I’m too happy to care.

  • Franklin Floratos

    Seconded.

  • Nir Shalev

    Nice use of Beethoven.

  • Front Door Voter

    Rich Evens gotta eat.

  • DanceK

    Wizard’s beard is gone. That’s different. And I don’t like things that are different.

  • Narrator

    By the third Let’s Rap Fire Safety callback, I was on the floor. That alone made up for the sad lack of The Shoji Tabuchi Show.

  • cheezermega

    I prefer it when they do this for actual movies…

  • Mojo

    Every time that wheel spins and it’s not the Shoji Tabuchi show, I die a little inside.

  • Narrator

    What kills me is that they were this close to getting Tree Stand Safety on two different occasions.

  • Shiggidy Diggidy

    Time to watch it again

  • Jason Robins

    That’s definitely not the only copy of “For Safety’s Sake” left. So many people have done reviews and the like for it.

  • le trashman

    Shoji Tabuchi Show and Tree Stand Safety for next Best of the Worst or we riot! And by riot I mean be mildly annoyed and do nothing about it.

  • Shoji Tabuchi

    I suggest having a wheel made entirely out of tree stand safety. You want to see it, we want to see it, it’s a win win situation.

  • 60 seconds man

    At last! New shit from lazy fucks. Thx, guys.

  • bb-15

    I agree. Public service videos are not that interesting. So, the humor about them is not that funny.
    The joke seems to be; ‘look how bad these public service videos are!’
    But all public service videos are ‘bad’ in terms of what is fun to watch.

    Mike once mentioned movies by The Asylum studio like ‘Atantic Rim’.
    And there are classic bad movies such as ‘Attack of the Killer Tomatoes’
    There are a lot of entertaining films that can be made fun of.

    The ‘Shoji Tabuchi Show’ might be fun but we don’t get to see it.
    Too bad.

    Best of the Worst needs better choices.

  • DeweyFinn21

    When’s the next Best Of The Worst, you hacks?

    Oh, wait.
    Oh.

  • Captain Imabadguy

    FUCKING. FINALLY.

  • Wizard’s (Lack of a) Chin

    I’m upsetting to look at. Don’t worry. Beard will return.

  • Joshua Pelfrey

    Plot hole. Unsubscribe!

  • Meester Smeeth

    I’m so happy it’s depressing.

  • Nanbo

    So Cakefarts.com has been removed. Oddly enough there is a site named after Mike that hosts the original video. Conspiracy?
    http://www.mikeisgod.com/videos/cake-farts

  • Baló Timár

    You people have learned nothing about fire safety.

  • Jillian

    I love how everyone is so excited about Tree Stand Safety. It says a lot about the quality of the rest of the videos. Oh, the things you do to entertain us, guys…

  • Elyed

    Best part was Jay laughing his ass off at Rich Evans off-screen when he started talking about the wind opening a door once.

  • Wait… that ain’t Rick Berman… what is it with Ricks?

  • I find his lack of height disturbing.

  • Patrick Cyr

    Mike seemed pretty buzzed this time around. Also, you know, you don’t have to be honest about the randomness of the wheel. Just keep spinning the damn thing until you get what we all want (Tree/Shoji)…we’ll never know the difference.

  • Yeah, if you notice later one, he was only drinking water… which is probably the first time in all of these videos I’ve ever seen him drink water.

  • Samuel Fisher

    Another awesome episode. Keep it up.

  • It’s gonna be great.

  • It’s cool, I still see a flash of the word Verizon on a piece of notebook paper in between cuts… that counts as advertising, right?

  • TIME TO GO IN THE REFRIGERATOR

  • Jonas

    the internet song reminded me of a contribution to the swedish outtakes for the eurovision song contest; nick borgens “world wide web”.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hXkYG0KmcE

  • Intrigued

    Could it be Mike behind the camera, perhaps? Is that what RLM have been busy doing all this time? Could there be a video of Jessi farting on a cake somewhere out there? If not… WHY NOT?!

  • kenchun24

    I’m a good Netizen. I eat peanut butter with normal things like celery,jam and toast and king size Kit Kat bars.

    Oh shit,Arnold just force choked me…he lives. Thanks for the laughs RLM (and great BOTW winner destruction method in this one).

  • Harry Roberts

    PRAISE THE LORD

    by lord I mean Rich Evans

  • GRANDMAYOURHOUSEISONFIRE!

    No you idiot, Arnold was played by Soleil Moon Frye.

  • Sparkylicious

    Agreed but they did call WotW a “torture device for the modern age”

  • Viropher

    For Safety’s Sake looks like the prequel to Cabin in the Woods.

  • ppg

    Finally!

  • therealscruffy

    So Gary Coleman: For Safety’s Sake was the inspiration for Cabin in the Woods. Good to know.

  • Benzo

    I noticed Rich Evans’ haphazard pawing at the wheel whilst driving. For God’s sake Rich, it’s against the law to have more than three cans of beer if your gonna drive.

  • JayBaumanisHott

    Damn I wish Jay and Jessi were in on the discussion. Wheel of the Worst seems to work best if Mike, Jay, Rich, and Jessi are there. Hilarious nonetheless.

  • Rob Rose

    Damn the Wiz put on a little weight eh? Keep it together man!

  • I hope they keep making the tape-destruction sequences more and more complex. Like a Rube-Goldbergesque chain of VHS destruction.

  • LukeMM95

    These videos are always worth the wait. The ‘Fire Safety’ clip with Rich’s picture in the corner never gets old.

  • Richter Belmont

    I hope the last episode of Best of the Worst or/and Half in the Bag can leave such a warm feeling at the end. Couldn’t help but to laugh just looking at how much fun you had when you destroyed the VHS.

  • Grim

    It’s not the reviews of the movies that made this one special…it’s Rich Evan’s flaming back story that intrigued me.

  • max

    Obvious and excellent Clockwork Orange reference

  • splimis

    😮 Its the Spacecop car.

  • The clone of Rich Evans

    Sorry Mike. Brad Jones (The Cinema Snob) also has a copy of Gary Coleman For Safety’s Sake too.

    There are more of them out there!

  • Griffin Bain

    It doesn’t matter if you’ve got the beard on the outside, as long as you’ve got the beard on the inside. To quote Dexter’s Lab.

  • sepiajack

    I was thinking the same thing, I kept waiting for them to mention that

  • sepiajack

    Agreed, although a part of me thinks that if somehow the wheel never landed on Treestand safety no matter how many spins its legendary status could only grow.

    I tried looking it up on google, amazon and wikipedia and couldn’t find anything connected to it. Whichever RLM fan sent that in should be very very proud.

  • sepiajack

    I know, and it’s sad how much suspense I felt as it did

  • BKLRS

    That was beautiful, especially the part with the car. Always worth the wait!

  • Mark Bisone

    Yeah. Sometimes I feel like giving him the world’s hardest noogie and saying, “The correct term is ‘black dude’, you pale-ass muthafucka!”

    But, deep down, maybe I just want to feel his baby-smooth head skin.

  • Joao Marcos de Aquino

    Somewhere somebody saw a VHS attached to the back of a car and understood absolutely nothing.

  • I hope Half in the Bag never ends…

  • jack… wizard… since when did these twats have names?? seriously, seen a few vids with them and never got their names… oh well i guess i’ll try to watch it… at least mike and rich are in this one.

  • Twinkle

    Oh no!! Wizard has had a shave and now his luxurious beard is all gone. Best of the Worst just isn’t the same now. 🙁

  • Workpigs

    Jack sucks even more without the beard. His performance seems forced…
    I don’t like things that are different.

  • Twinkle

    Or maybe that one is Jack. Either way, I’m now heartbroken. 🙁

  • Allan Bøgeskov Jensen

    But it was like poetry in the way that it rhymed.

  • Allan Bøgeskov Jensen

    By the way, you frauds forgot to upload the White House Down/The Lone Ranger review to YouTube 🙂

  • Skyler.Greencorn

    This video makes me so happy! LOL I literally couldn’t stop laughing especially at Mike’s reactions to Rich LOL. Well worth the wait gentlemen! Thanks for putting the sparkle in my day you HACKZ!

  • Lulu

    Fantastic episode of Best of the Worst, guys. I just wanted to give Wizard a great big hug at the end!

  • Johnny Two Melons

    Rich Evans looks younger here. Is he going back in time? Is he Benjamin Button?

  • Now I Get It

    Shoji Treebuchi.

  • Jon

    I think he’s lost a bit of weight. Takes years off!

  • Allen Funts Ghost

    They are alcoholics bub, give them time!

  • The G-man

    That voice at the beginning sounded a lot like Jesse Ventura. . . .

  • Jason Ross

    Where’s Muscles Glasses?

  • J Matrix

    Take that, racism!

  • sepiajack

    Mike’s ‘OH MY GOD!’ when the sparklers got lit was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

    Also his reaction to Rich’s ‘the wind blew the door open’ story seemed like pretty genuine ‘what the fuck!!??’

  • Octo Seven

    I just yelled “HACKFRAUDS” in a ‘stentorian’ scream. Good episode.

  • sepiajack

    Did anyone else think this video was going to end with Rich crashing the car and the resulting injuries were the reason this video was delayed?

  • Geahk Burchill

    That was brilliant but I think there needs to be more Jessie.

  • Geahk Burchill

    Funny, I finally saw Cabin in the Woods last night and then tonight I watch this. The stars are aligned. The Old Ones are waking.

  • GhostTim

    If the Shoji Tabuchi Show never gets landed on I’m going to lose my freaking mind. I have to know what it is!

  • Geahk Burchill

    Here here! I pledge to type in all caps once if we don’t see those two tapes played on the next BOTW! Unless, of course, I forget.

  • Johnny Two Melons

    I want to see Shoji Tabuchi! You have fun now!

    (I don’t know if that’s really his tag line but I like to think it is. And yes, that’s a little bit racist.)

  • Geahk Burchill

    Is that Sarah Motha-Fuckin Gilbert? I will SO watch that if it is!

  • Paulus Cañamonjas

    Excelente!

  • Geahk Burchill

    Wyoming has given this country great things! Nothing I can actually think of right now but I’m sure there were some great things from Wyoming.

  • Now I Get It

    “[Key Matters] was made by the, uh, something Lutheran Association, so they made it with children’s safety in mind.”

    As was “Davey and Goliath”. So, the key matter here is where is Art Clokey when you need him?

  • Sauceman

    Rape…DID YOU SAY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE????

    Oh the Social Justice Bloggers are gonna feel this one.

  • Tinkertoy

    Please shut up.

  • Geahk Burchill

    Racist.

  • Paige

    The funniest guy on that show is wearing a Red Team shirt. I want to play with him

  • Guestieguest

    There should be a contest to have a fan join you on one of these. I wouldn’t win, but that would be pretty cool.

  • Tinkertoy

    Misogynist*

  • Geahk Burchill

    You were better when you were Legos.

  • JessieNumOneFan

    Omg but you guys Jessie, Jessie was in this. Jessie needs to be in more! Don’t you agree Jessie?? I think Jessie needs her own Jessie show with Jessie jessies jess.

  • Tinkertoy

    You were better as testicle juice.

  • Geahk Burchill

    Like all UNIX, you can’t get laid.

  • Memoman

    The best thing to come out of these videos, is that Rich Evans fire safety insert.

    I just lose it every time it pops up.

  • Jane

    Losing weight is one of the best disciplines today! helps your health and keeps more coins in your pocket, without necessities with medical problems.

    Great episode!

  • Meester Smeeth

    Or rather, where’s Superman when you need him haha!… you… you get it? Cos of Luther. He was in Superman.

  • Tinkertoy

    Aww decent call back, but no.

  • Meester Smeeth
  • Michelle

    Dat shared on and off-camera reaction when they almost, but didn’t, get “Tree Stand Safety.”

    Seriously, “Tree Stand” and “Shoji” are jinxed

  • Sonda Kamil

    Great show, gang! Coming up, I think you need to have a special Shoji Tabuchi episode of Wheel of the Worst. We’re dying to see it! Extra points if you’re joined by special guest star Shoji Tabuchi. I think the meta-value of Shoji Tabuchi critiquing his own show could well be our best shot at making the universe implode.

  • Lloyd

    Good episode guys..very entertaining. Just one thing though, one minor insy winsy little thing: In the next Best of the Worst episode, could you all perhaps maybe take your shoes and socks off and film the episode bare footed? Just something that I would maybe like to see. Thanks.

  • catnep

    Luxurious beard! There’s no mental image on file for that combo.

  • Aksiomet

    This is too dark. I only managed to get half-way through.

  • catnep

    Why low level?

  • catnep

    What’s the password?

  • sepiajack

    Just turn up the brightness on your monitor. It looked fine to me

  • Mark Bisone

    Sounds like you gotta get right with Jesus, buddy. And possibly also Zeus, Apollo, Optimus Prime and Thor. Jessie’s fucking awesome.

  • This guy

    Did you guys get that car at a police auction, or is one of you a mall cop in the daytime?

  • SoWhyDontChaComeOnAlongWithMe?

    We’ll head out to the woods…

    We’re gonna talk about Treestand Safety…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhg58pMNxLM

  • Loo

    Please stop fighting, you two. I hate to see two of my best friends fighting. 🙁

  • Marvin Falz

    I think he’d be a great Santa Claus, he’s able to play an RLM Santa for the grown-ups and a Christmas Santa for children.

    Rich’s smile is part of his charisma and one reason why he’s so popular among the fans.

  • Percy Gryce

    What were the callbacks to WOTW #1: homage, fan service, or blatant rip-off?

  • Percy Gryce

    BTW, it’s Jessi, no “e.”

  • Percy Gryce

    Just look at him.

  • Percy Gryce

    It’s their damned Midwestern honesty. They don’t realize that “reality” TV isn’t really real.

  • When Rich is talking nonsense put a “What you talkin bout willis” clip.

  • W Shakesmen

    You’ll give the people an idea to strive against

  • sepiajack

    They’ll race behind you, they’ll stumble, they’ll fall…

  • Marvin Falz

    “He got pulled over driving a very small car.” looooooool

  • Marvin Falz

    That car ride .. t’was rock’n’roll!

  • Guest

    So?

  • Not Eduard Khil’s Ghost Honest

    Where’s the Half In The Bag and/or Plinkett review because everything else is bloody rubbish. What are you playing at? What’s wrong with your feces?

  • Johnny Two Melons

    So which one is the hack fraud?

  • I donno, those Care Boars are pretty darn funny

  • sepiajack

    Is this it then? The box is so intriguing, it makes treestanding seem like doing handstands… in a tree.

  • AlcaldeEste

    “Enough of this! Gary Coleman, release him!”
    “As you wish:”

  • rikkibarnes

    I watched Gary Coleman: For Safety’s Sake in school as a kid. Shortly after, I tripped and nearly broke my wrist. Coincidence? I think not, my friends.

  • Ass

    I bet the wealthy all across the country pay a “protection fee” to Gary
    Coleman. Might be in there best interests, if you catch my drift.

  • CareBoarsInc

    We, at Care Boars Inc, would like to thank you.
    We, at Care Boars Inc, would like to apologise.
    There’s been an alarming flood of people saying they don’t like things just because they just don’t understand what the creators were going for with their things.
    We, at Care Boars Inc, are flattered that you’re on our side.

  • Mark Bisone

    The funny thing is, I live in NYC, where the mayor is trying to get in all our back doors.

  • Meester Smeeth

    I have an awful feeling that that may be the actual video.
    On the other hand, The Shoji Tabuchi Show looks like a real good treat mmm.

  • Akka Fakka

    Dear sirs: please get rid of Baldy McGlasses. Fatty McGlasses can stay, he’s at least sometimes funny, but Baldy’s tiresome PC commentary is just lame. Thanks!

  • Not Jack

    Hey! Screw you, buddy! He’s not bald! He’s thinning! And he doesn’t wear glasses! Those are eye-biggerers! They increase his manly gaze! So suck it! Exclamation mark!

  • Mark Bisone

    It’s the biggest hit on Broadway right now. It stars Mike Bloomberg as the heroic vigilante, “The Anal-yzer”, and all off us, as his adoring rectums.

  • VCR>DVD

    I preferred Fatty McGlasses back when he was Beardy McGlasses.
    Now he’s just too mainstream.

  • bob665

    I actually saw the Gary Coleman video in school. I remember thinking what?
    Strange that all videos had a uniting theme this time. They were sure all about
    safety. Kind of wish I saw the tree stand one though. Nice distraction by the
    way.

  • Justin

    That gary coleman video is a prequel to Cabin in the Woods

  • Erwin

    Agreed, PC-Baldie must go. That wasn’t racism, but stereotyping in an (failed) attempt to be lighthearted.

  • SUPERSOUP

    Isn’t any so. Just saying.

  • WhereIsMoreThings?Askerer

    Where is more things? There must be more things! I must have more things! Much more things! GIve me much more things! Post haste!

  • Captn’ Sir

    Space Cop

  • CP

    It never ceases to amaze me that people feel entitled to complain about free entertainment. Unless you’ve donated a large sum we don’t know about, just be thankful it wasn’t a new Gamestation 2.0 and get on with life. These guys are making a movie right now which tends to engulf your time. Cut the boys some slack bro…

  • Gorrister

    Am I the only one who likes both McGlasses?

  • sepiajack

    I prefer a new HitB or BotW on a regular basis over a new plinkett review. And at the moment I’d prefer more BotW, we’ve had a lot more HitB lately, and pretty much all the movies this summer have been cut from the same mediocre cloth, I can see it wearing the guys down, BotW is just unbriddled fun, that’s the most animated Mike has seemed in months.

    And I presume a lot of the delays have to do with them filming Spacecop.

  • Jigsaw

    Look, everybody! It’s fat Rainn Wilson! 😀

    Disclaimer: I can call him fat because I’m a little pudgy myself.

  • cake

    I made the mistake of eating while watching the discussion of the way the choking scene was shot… It’s like poetry, it rhymes.

  • sepiajack

    Hmmm, it will be interesting to find out.

    I think what intrigues people (myself included) so much about the Tree Stand Safety box art is it seems like a cautionary safety video in regards to an activity that NOBODY would ever do in the first place.

  • guest

    oh, no! cakefarts.com is down!

  • Kirsten Dunst

    What the fuck has Yoko done to her hair? Does Mike refuse to bone her unless she attempts to look like Kirsten Dunst?

  • Happy Merchant

    I would pay good money for weekly episodes of Best of the Worst and Half in the Bag. Name your price, hack frauds.

  • Not Josh

    I like us both. I mean them both. I really like Jack. But I like them all, really. Jack in particular.

  • sepiajack

    Oh Ninja please!

    (I can use the word ninja, because I’m a ninja myself)

  • yokel

    You’re all terrible, terrible people.

  • Joaquin Phoenix

    Why has the Wizard hipster shaved his beard off? It was previously impossible to precisely ascertain his number of chins (7) as it isn’t clear how the casual observer should differentiate between fat and dense hair growth.

  • guest

    thanks, yokel

  • Christian Bale

    I’m worried Beaker has AIDS. I really hope he is okay and it’s just that he’s playing an inmate of Belsen in a stage play or something….fingers crossed!

  • Not Eduard Khil’s Ghost Honest

    I’m really sorry. Honestly, I only meant it as a joke. I haven’t donated anything to RLM. I wish I could but I can’t at the moment. I will one day, I promise. I really don’t care what they do, as long as they keep doing it.

  • Papa November

    He’s space cop.

  • Meester Smeeth

    The box art is pretty rad… (lol, rad)… but then so was the poster for Batman & Robin, I guess. Nipples everywhere on that one. Nice.

  • Akercocke Jones

    Was that Space Cop’s car?

  • Frank Miller

    “The Wolverine”/ “The Conjuring” both reasonable candidates for a HITB review and instead we get this shit! RLM’s worst show by a mile…..It’s even worse than Sean the animators shit and the fucking care bores!

  • Głópek

    His name, Spacecop…

  • guest

    WHY DIDN´T THEY PICK THE MASSAGE VIDEO?

  • Aaargh!

    So many Christian Bale’s commenting! Time to refresh the page again..I hate this glitch.

  • spidertour02

    I’m surprised that nobody has noticed that Gary Coleman: For Safety’s Sake was also directed by Leslie H. Martinson, the longtime TV director who is probably best known for directing the 1966 Batman film with Adam West. He even directed two episodes of Diff’rent Strokes that aired only two years before this, which is just fodder for the conspiracy theory behind the video!

  • DriftGal

    I’m sorry but watching 6 white people commit a lynching is possibly the worst thing I’ve seen on the internet for all times.

    You should be ashamed of yourselves.

  • Johnnie Cochrane

    I have to agree! If they had been dragging an African American or Hispanic behind the car instead of a video cassette then there would have been an uproar! Talk about double-standards!

  • Neon

    Not only that, but he was the one who kept referring to the guy as “The African-American” even when his race hadn’t nothing to do with what he was doing in the scene with the daughter. Funny how the annoying, overly PC guys are the ones who can’t stop bring up race.

  • Neon

    I love these videos, but I gotta say, the two new guys are a drag. They’re trying too hard to be characters and it just comes off as annoying. It really seemed to mess up the normal chemistry. Just my opinion, but I hope you guys take some of the feedback to heart.

  • Neon

    Ha!

  • sepiajack

    To be fair, any way that they destroy a tape is going to reflect some way that a white person has killed a non-white person at some point in history.

    Burning, drowning, shooting, blowing up, dropping off a pit, crushing, smashing… etc.

    If you’re going to destroy a tape, gotta do it somehow.

  • BunnyFooFoo

    Well, the video tape was black*, so there was clearly a racial subtext.

    *Excuse me, “African-American.”

  • Ouch My Brain

    UNIX is not a computer language, it’s an OS. I’m really hoping that was a joke and I missed it, because that totally broke my laughter streak for this vid 🙁

  • sepiajack

    Plus they did destroy the most racist of the tapes.

  • Ozzie Osbourne

    It’s really cool that the Wizard hipster has a yellow t-shirt that mentions drug taking because drugs are a bit…well…you know….and wearing a yellow t-shirt which references taking them establishes how close to the edge yet still culturally relevant the Wizard hipster really is!

  • sepiajack

    I’m not sure Mike and Jay’s soul’s can survive another HitB on the medicore movies of this summer, BotW is a riot, and a lot less depressing.

  • Marquis De Sade

    “What don’t you put in peanut butter?” …..Notice that none of them gave the answer “my cock.”

  • sepiajack

    Hey not having enough extra cash to donate is something most can relate to at one time or another (or all the time), if nothing else you can just make a point to click on their ads or amazon link on a regular basis. Not sure how much they get for that traffic and hits but it must help somehow.

  • sepiajack

    True. This could very well be another ‘playing dangerously’ where the boxart in no way reflects the video inside.

    I remember when I tracked down Bryan Singer’s first film before Usual Suspects, called “Public Access’, the cover has a pre-fame Luke Wilson on the cover holding a shotgun. Not only does the movie not have any shotguns in it, it doesn’t have Luke Wilson either.

  • John

    Yeah. You could actually see Mike die inside noticeably more in each new HITB episode and I’m pretty sure he almost had a nervous breakdown in the Lone Ranger episode. They needed a break, recharge the old batteries and come back with a HITB episode with a film they enjoyed. Maybe ‘The Worlds End’ so they can have a good laugh.

  • Chris Webb

    I’ve had a computer for quite a few years, but I STILL haven’t found the Brower function

  • Duckler

    Why wound anyone want to?!

  • Jigsaw

    If that’s true, then why the fuck can I see your comment?! Huh? HUH?!

  • sepiajack

    I wish people would stop acting like Jessie, Jack and the Wizard are these new invaders to RLM, they’ve been involved in the behind the scenes for a long time now, just not as onscreen as much. People act like Jessie is some new person, her name’s in the credits for camera work and other stuff on some of the HitBs from years ago. Just let the RLM do their thing, they obviously are having fun (as evidenced in this video).

    People have short memories, it wasn’t that long ago that people were complaining that Mike had to share the screen with Jay and Rich.

  • Jigsaw

    They make us watch ads. Our time wasted watching those ads promoting stuff we don’t care about isn’t free.

  • Ouch

    I think Neon is cool with Jessie. To quote them, “the two new guys are a drag.” Not the “three guys” or the “two guys and one girl”.

    I’m personally saddened that she didn’t participate in the round-table discussion, she’s usually really funny and has way better on-screen chemistry with the usual three than Jack and Wizard do.

  • sepiajack

    I love HitB, I do think Mike and Jay are the siskel and ebert of this era, but I mean they’ve done what… 60 episodes, Hollywood isn’t giving them a lot to work with, I think its good that RLM continues to try new things, new formats. I love the Plinkett reviews, but honestly if the Titantic one was the last one I’m fine with that, he’s covered all the big offenders that format really demands, and the amount of work that goes into one of those epic plinkett reviews compared to the quick turn around for a BotW or a HitB it seems more worthwhile for them to keep regular content coming out.

    Hell I’m curious to see Spacecop, or whatever they try next. A lot of people didn’t like Gamestation 2.0, but hey at least they tried something different, the set was pretty cool and Rich and Mike were hilarious, plus that girl doing the fake intros.

  • sepiajack

    I can’t tell you the name of the car’s owner, but let’s just say that the car belongs to a man, he’s a cop, from the future… of space.

    His name?

    SPACECOP.

  • sepiajack

    Sorry didn’t mean to direct that at Neon specifically, it’s just annoying that all these months later people are still calling her Yoko or the other guys the hipsters or whatever, I think they bring a lot, and have earned some respect at this point. No offense meant Neon

  • sepiajack

    um… uh….

    Ninja vanish!!

    *throws smoke pellet on the ground then hides behind the couch until you get bored and leave the room*

  • sepiajack

    I just realized, despite the fact that guy is a doctor AND he can use a bow & arrow, he still comes across as really lame, how do you manage that?

  • Akka Fakka

    Man, if that’s “thinning”, what is “bald”? When your body looks like a Mexican Hairless?
    In other news, the ‘Goofs’ section for any RLM video this guy appears in will obviously include endless statements such as “At 3:45 you can clearly see the cameraman reflected by that bald guy’s head.”

  • Akka Fakka

    I get where you’re coming from, but some people just aren’t good on camera. Maybe the two glasses guys are really good writers. They seem like nice enough guys (I just pick on the bald one because, come on, that’s a big shiny bald head!). Just not great on camera or as part of a discussion.

  • BYODB

    I have to admit I’m not as interested in ‘Best of the Worst’ when it’s instructional or information video’s. I find it much more interesting when they’re doing critiques of actual films versus…whatever those were.

    That being said, kudos to you guys for actually making it through those video’s. There isn’t enough beer on the planet to make those tolerable for me!

  • DriftGal

    Couldn’t agree more, the whole “Take that racism” by mike at the end felt as awkward as your old drunk uncle telling racist jokes, getting disproving looks, then finishing with the line, “… but I’m not racist, I have a black friend/neighbour/cleaner”

    It was poorly though out and showed a level of cultural insensitivity I expect from the 1950’s.

  • Johnny Two Melons

    Just because the two new guys like to dress in drag is no reason to disparage them.

    Genderist!

  • Man Eating Gummy Worm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzbzMYhZgDM

    I knew I recognized that set

  • BunnyFooFoo

    Can we officially declare this the worst summer for movies in the history of summers?

  • GeorgeLucas

    The internet is mean

  • DriftGal

    Maybe your right, Perhaps if I went looking for holocaust pic’s, and searched for snuff films I might be able to top the actions of these guys

    However, my comment was within the bounds of reality, where good normal people don’t have such a screwed up moral barometer where you have to beat the very fringe of the most crazy disgusting minds out there to win the title of the worst.

    Also please don’t simplify this point so you can ignore it;
    Not all Nazi’s goose stepped but that its the perceived inference of doing that march.

    Lynching has clear racial undertones, and the nature of the act and the comments made leave little doubt as to the motives and thoughts of the cast.

    Also I can’t help noticing that there are only white people on this show, this is almost statistical improbable, (I believe the crew said they were from Milwaukee?

    http://city.milwaukee.gov/ImageLibrary/Groups/cityDCD/planning/plans/Citywide/plan/Data.pdf

    “Milwaukee is the most racially and ethnically diverse city in Wisconsin”

    in 2008 the split of Whites, African Americans, Hispanic was 3/2/1 *per 100,000* in favour of white.

    Are we suppose to believe that they don’t have 1 non-white friend who likes movies?

  • JJ

    You want a token black person as part of the Best of the Worst team?

  • DriftGal

    Has jay left the show? little to no input from him is ep and it really lacked his grounded opinion. Without him the other guys tend to go to rape and kiddy-fidling jokes pretty quick. Surely there was better material on those cassettes then having to talk about cake fart. That bold bloke really sucked the fun out of the room with that….

    Also can we get more video of Rich Evans having to drink him self to death to get through a review with the fat glasses guy. Watching him drink himself stupid to escape talking to him was really entertaining.

  • KHMac

    Ha, I have that Alice shirt.

  • Jon

    Best of the Worst has a rotating cast of Mike, Jay, Rich, Jessie, Wizard and Jack. You will only see 4 at a time per episode because anymore will seem crowded, so they take it in turns.

    Happy to help. 🙂

  • DriftGal

    No, I’m asking as to how come in an area as diverse as Milwaukee half the cast aren’t non white.

    Even a single black person would be under representing the local area.

    I don’t believe in token highers as that is just the example that proves the rule.

    I mean its not like there doing videos about Civil War reenactment. Non whites love movies just as much as whites. It should be easy to get some to help with the show. Unless your group has non due to personal issues.

  • Marvin Falz

    I agree with you wholeheartedly. I don’t understand why some people act like Jessi, Josh and Jack were foreign bodies and should be instantly removed to not harm the delicate tissue that is RLM. They’re long time friends and there’s nothing wrong with any of them as far as I can tell as outsider. I like to see all of them. Period.

  • sepiajack

    Yes, and I get the impression that whoever is not on the panel is doing the camera work, because you can hear Jay and Jessie laughing in the background of this one.

  • sepiajack

    Perhaps to you more than anyone else George Lucas ;p

  • Richard Stallman

    I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as UNIX, is in fact, PWB/UNIX, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, UNIX plus PWB. PWB
    is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another
    component of a fully functioning UNIX system made useful by the UNIX
    corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full
    OS as defined by POSIX.

    Many computer users run a modified version of the UNIX system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events,
    the version of PWB/UNIX which is widely used today is often called “UNIX”,
    and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Unics system,
    developed by Bell Labs.

    There really is a UNIX, and these people
    are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. PWB is
    the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s
    resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential
    part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only
    function in the context of a complete operating system. PWB is
    normally used in combination with the UNIX operating system: the whole
    system is basically UNIX with PWB added, or PWB/UNIX. All the so-called “UNIX” distributions are really distributions of PWB/UNIX.

  • BunnyFooFoo

    not sure if troll or srs

  • sepiajack

    Well I live in Toronto, a more diverse city you’re unlikely to find. I’m a very liberal person, all about equal rights, non-violence, etc In my office I’m probably one of the only people who is straight, white and male, but if I had to put together my own RLMesque panel of 6 film nerds/old filmschool chums (I did go to film school) it would not look much different than the RLM team.

    Why is that? I don’t think there’s any one reason, nobody would take issue if someone in our group was non-white, and any time I’ve had non-white girlfriends they’ve always gotten along fine with my friends.

    But not all of it is purposeful segregation, and not all of it is from the whites either. There are plenty of black people, or asian people, or hispanic people who’s social circles are primarily made up of their own race or culture. When I look at the cafeteria in my office, I always see groups of old chinese ladies sitting together. All the women of latino background (my office 80% women) all became friendly with each other within a few days of starting. And its not a matter of being the odd ones out, as I said whites are actually a visible minority in my workplace.

    I mean you could argue why is there non-white equivelant to RLM, nobody doing a similar thing?

    And hey, at the very least white north americans have a few countries that welcome other people from all over the world.

    And to be fair, does anyone bitch and star wars and star trek more than white male nerds?

  • geddy lee

    TAKE THAT RACISM

  • Gregory Roth

    There’s enough real racial injustice in the world, Stop trying to invent it where it doesn’t exist for goodness sake, not EVERYONE is a bad guy… This political correctness nonsense goes to far and has veered into the territory of delusional paranoia.

  • sepiajack

    I don’t get that at all, they’ve given several movies bad marks on HitB and Plinkett reviews specifically for using racial stereotypes and slander.

  • sepiajack

    I quite liked TDKR last summer as well, and while a failure Prometheus was at least a very ambitious failure so it made it worth checking out.

    It sucks with Looper, I saw it at the wrong time. I initially thought exactly what you said “the dumbest premise ever” so I didn’t bother with it, then it came out and sooooooooo many people told me it was AMAZING, when it finally showed up on the TMN a few weeks ago and I watched it I was pretty underwhelmed. If I’d seen it back when my expectations were super low, I probably would have liked it more.

  • Acanthus Lux

    This was the last episode of Best of the Worst. AND Half in the Bag.
    (Be careful what you wish for…)

  • sepiajack

    It makes sense, I get what you’re saying. I think its okay with BotW because its the one RLM feature where they are not playing characters, it is sort of a behind the scenes look at the shinnanigans at the office type show, you can even see the plinkett house set in the background in a few episodes. To me that makes a difference. Also getting comfortable on camera takes a while, if you go back to early HitB episodes Jay and Rich are way more awkward on camera, even Mike to an extent seems less relaxed.

    I definitely don’t mind of Mike and Jay aren’t both in a BotW episode because it can make it essentially just a HitB dynamic, but I think that BotW should always have at least one or the other, I also think Rich and Jessie are pretty crucial for a good BotW, and they should avoid doing any episodes that don’t have at least one of the two of them, or both.

    Having a rotating panel is a good idea though

  • sepiajack

    Firstly, simple statistics don’t mean anything because people don’t form their social circles based on the current diversity numbers, there are all sorts of factors depending on how they met, relations, etc.

    Secondly, your first paragraph makes no sense, you talk about within the bounds of reality, but then site the holocaust as your example of non-reality??

    It’s the internet, you don’t need to go looking for snuff to see some pretty weird stuff like cake farts, or a pop up add for human centipede 3, or animal cruelty or whatever.

    I’m not sure if you’re trolling or serious

  • John Krzeminski

    Man, I really missed BotW. Is that the Red Letter Media Mobile at the end? I think this is the best VHS destruction you’ve done yet.

  • sepiajack

    I think they’re both cool

  • sepiajack

    I sort of feel like ‘Back door mayor’ needs to be RLM’s next feature after Spacecop.

    Also ‘What fun would be life without RedLetterMedia’ should be their new slogan

  • sepiajack

    Based on????

  • Like Icare

    And that is where Chuck Palahniuk came up with his ideas for Fight Club, Choke and Pygmy.

  • Actually I’ve thought about it a lot, and it’s brilliant what they’ve done: the videos automatically start playing Care Boars when they’re over so that people will leave the site right away, lowering the site’s bandwidth. Care Boars is an ingenious way to reduce traffic on RedLetterMedia.com

  • !!!!

    SHARROOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!!

  • Daniel Bakke

    UNIX is a programming language now?

  • White, Straight and Male

    Liberals really are everywhere these days. Whining about a British science fiction show casting yet another white man in the lead role, bitching* on a little known movie review/production site with a cult following at best. Everywhere I like to go, I see you people! When will it end?

    *oops, is this considered misogynistic?

  • JJ

    I enjoyed Dredd too, but hardly anyone went to see that so I probably won’t get a Dredd 2. 🙁

  • sepiajack

    Well I wouldn’t consider that position to be liberal but whatever

  • sepiajack

    I just saw that for the first time the other day actually, it was pretty solid, I think they did as much as they could with their premise. It was nice to see something smaller scale

  • Catasphere

    These guys are totally blitzed lol. Love the Best of the Worst!

  • Sam

    I do hope that Rich wasn’t driving while drunk!

  • Sam

    Change ‘drunk’ to ‘under the influence’.

  • Mark Bisone

    You are lost in the woods, brother.

    I mean it. You really need some motherfucking Alien Space Jesus. Stop talking in the slavemasters’ language about this stuff. Forgive your great-great-grandfathers or whatever, because it’s killing you and everyone else.

  • Jock

    I think it was just the luck of the draw. I don’t think that they held auditions for friends and made a mental note to only choose white people. Sometimes, that’s just how it is. My friends seem to be all white, but I’m not a racist. I would actually love a nice brown friend if one ever came along.

  • Guest

    Wow, it’s like I’m really on tumblr. What’s next, are you going to start whining about how they don’t have any openly gay people in their videos?

  • Jock

    Perhaps they could do a special Best of the Worst episode where Wizard comes out to them all halfway through the episode. The rest of it could be him talking through it all with them. “Why didn’t you say something sooner”? “I just didn’t know how you would react.I was…scared” and all of these sorts of lines. It could be groundbreaking stuff and a first for an internet review show.

  • Guest

    If anyone here has personal issues when it comes to race, it’s you.

  • Ass

    Nobody thought it was racist until you came along and decided that dragging an inanimate object behind a car could only be interpreted in one way.

    I’m not going to call you a pussy asshole because I believe in civility but you should really consider whether you are taking this racial sensitivity thing too far.

  • Jock

    Wizard and Jack were extra happy in this episode because they like who they’ve chosen to be the new Doctor Who.

  • Christian Bale

    AMATEURISH!

  • BLTB

    Yes; Jessi!. Now that`s what I`m talking about guys. Keep it up.

  • Jigsaw

    *leaves room*

  • Adrian

    Thank you RLM for new Best of The Worst. A long wait but worth it.

  • Guest

    They’re already bitching about this video. Scroll up and you’ll see DriftGal

    bitching about the rape jokes and she’s accusing RedLetterMedia of being racist for “lynching” the VHS tape and for not having any black people on the show.

  • whip

    I am thoroughly enjoying the many tears of young, arrogant tools who hate the choice because “he’s old!”. Keep crying guys! Even worse are the idiots who hate the choice because they actually think that it would be a smart idea to have the Doctor suddenly become a minority or female.. which would be nonsensical.. and the ultimate form of pandering.

  • Jock

    I love the choice too. I’m glad that they went for the right actor for the role rather than some bland young male as a ‘safe’ option. Nothing against younger Doctors and I thought Matt was fantastic, I just think that after two of them, it was time for a change, mix it up a bit and see what they can bring to it.

  • Jock

    *see what an older gentleman can bring to it.

  • Akka Fakka

    Actually no, even worse are the people who insist the modern reboot of Dr. Who is anything but garbage.

  • Akka Fakka

    Damn dude, I got deleted? Weak.

  • Uncle Sporkums

    Be cool about fire safety!

  • williamsn411

    A new Best Of The Worst? Awesome! Gonna start watching it right now.

  • Acanthus Lux

    Jackassery.

    Sorry if I scared you…

  • Bartolomeo Vanzetti

    Are you seriously suggesting RLM implement affirmative action? GTFO, lol. Maybe they don’t know any talented black people. Maybe, just maybe, black people in Milwaukee aren’t spending their time making internet videos.

  • Bartolomeo Vanzetti

    Why are black people “under represented” as you say? Could it be because many of them, instead of making their own internet videos, portray a sense of entitlement – expecting white people to include them in their successful ventures? Yeah, blame the white guys for the under-representation of black people on the free and open internet instead of pursuing that success on your own. LOL, give me a fucking break.

  • Guest

    Speaking of conspiracy theory, did anyone notice the Illuminati symbol throughout that entire video? Not trolling, being serious. A triangle with a circle in it, it’s the same symbol as that creepy as safety institution.

  • Bartolomeo Vanzetti

    Speaking of conspiracy theory, did anyone notice the Illuminati symbol
    throughout that entire Gary Coleman video? Not trolling, being serious. A triangle
    with a circle in it, it’s the same symbol as that creepy asa safety
    institution.

  • Bartolomeo Vanzetti

    Speaking of conspiracy theory, did anyone notice the Illuminati symbol
    throughout that entire Gary Coleman video? Not trolling, being serious. A triangle
    with a circle in it, it’s the same symbol as that creepy ass safety
    institution.

  • Johann Schmidt

    damn the internet video wasn’t as bad/good as I was hoping it would be. Was there not mention of AOL chat rooms and the perverts that inhabit them?

  • Anonymous Coward

    We want Shoji!

  • Michael W. Distefano

    You probably also think Napoleon Dynamite is racist. The way Napoleon is clearly lynching his action figure at the beginning of the movie. How fucking dare they? Don’t they know how racially insensitive that is?

  • Guest

    Either you’re trolling or incredibly stupid, BunnyFooFoo wasn’t being serious. He was very obviously mocking idiots like you that obsessively try to find racist undertones in everything.

  • Guest

    I’m sure they would’ve mentioned it if there was, so I’m guessing no.

  • morris

    It’s not even that!
    Peter Capaldi is an AMAZING actor.

  • Crixxxx

    Dammit, what is it going to take to get to the Shoji and treestand tapes?

  • Guest

    I am truly ambivalent about these hipster turkey sausage fests, after hearing Mike speak so thoughtfully and knowledgeably about real movies.

  • Drain

    What a bunch of horrible videos, lol. If you’re over the age of… say… 5, I don’t think you should be watching any of these. Btw I like the internet one where they have their computer in the middle of the room with the cords just going everywhere in the way. I guess they’re setting up for another episode where someone will trip over a cord and break something. Then they ask “what’s an internet service provider?”. Well, it’s a SERVICE, that PROVIDES…. INTERNET, hence the words… INTERNET… SERVICE… PROVIDER. I think it’s one of the most retarded questions I’ve ever heard. That person needs to get back to doing their special ed homework and not worry about the internet.

  • Drain

    Ya they forgot about that part LOL. They also neglected to mention that you shouldn’t give out personal information on the internet to strangers. So go ahead kids, tell strangers everything about you and where you are, and give them everything they ask for. Also remember to respond to the nigeria price to claim your lottery winnings.

  • Drain

    He can’t avoid it. I think that guy is permanently drunk, even without drinking. That’s my theory, anyway.

  • poofdragon

    I’ve been jonesing for new Best of the Worst. Finally! You guys are great!

    P.S. This is the only site that I actually allow to display ads, just because you kids are awesome. Keep up the good work =)

  • Nancy Frye

    I concur. Someday. Someday…

  • Nancy Frye

    O_O

  • MS

    Obvious troll is obvious.

  • MS

    They probably meant BASH shell scripting.

  • Drain

    Well maybe if you didn’t say it while you were doing it; it’d be “less” obvious. 🙂

  • ConfusedConrad

    I think he meant the videos RLM had to watch, not their videos… I think, idk.

  • Calvin

    It’s not a reboot, it’s a continuation. 😉

  • Erik

    That was awesome !!!!!

  • sepiajack

    I fell asleep behind the couch from holding my breath too long.

    I’m kind of a really crappy ninja I guess

  • Prebius

    The “Donate” box is in the upper right corner.

  • Sir Richie

    Not your best guys…(although I loved the ending)

  • Fire Marshal Bill

    Oh boy! While I was disappointed that Tree Stand Safety or Shoji Tabuchi were not picked this time, Key Matters and Family’s Guide to the Internet were fantastic in their awfulness. Lost of funniness (is that a word?).

    Gary Coleman For Safety’s Sake was also a trip into madness.

  • some no one

    Yellow Wizard needs beard badly.

  • GabbyBD

    hey, there seem to be alot of cheaply produced, weird videos that popped up during the heyday of the vcr.

    was it the same during the start of the dvd era? is there an equivalent stranger danger type DVD out there?

    or were these video a product of their time, (early 90s)?

  • Jake

    I will sell my soul and give up every last Republic Credit for a review of the Soji Tabuchi show, even if i have to go to RedTube to watch it

  • Jake

    you still watching it? Keep us posted.

  • Jake

    You guys need to sell the reruns of your episodes to Cable TV… best entertainment out there… boy-eee!

  • DarthRandal

    GOD-FUCKING-DAMMIT!!!! Robbed of Tree Stand Safety AGAIN!!!!

    By the way, I paid my first ever visit to Milwaukee last week. I highly recommend the Safe House Spy Bar right next to the Riverwalk.

  • williamsn411

    I actually only got through a few mins of it before I had to pause it to take care of some stuff at home. Planning on getting back to it in a little bit.

  • Drain

    It should be pretty damn obvious I was talking about the movies they reviewed, not the RLM content. I love this site and its videos.

  • Percy Gryce

    I just knew someone was going to bring up James Byrd, Jr.

    For you to impute anything like that to the RLM guys is sickening and probably libelous.

    Plus it’s a big downer, man, and most of us come to RLM to feel groovy.

  • Percy Gryce
  • MissingPersons

    Really more of the product of their time. By the mid-80s lots of middle class Americans (if not most) had a VCR. It was really just a huge market that had never existed and all sorts of bizzarre crap videos were put out (including VHS board games!). DVD really did not have the same issue as by the time it took over, home video was really tapped out as a tool for sellin crap and the Internet was firmly the new place to sell crap. DVD wasn’t really a different market than VHS just a different format of home video.

  • You frighten me, Internet.

    Oh my god. What is wrong with you people?

  • Percy Gryce

    I think Wizard might even agree with you when he said: “How did you guys do this last time with this fucking videos?”

  • Percy Gryce

    Speaking of depression, I’m a little worried about Mike when he said that he thought his abduction, multiple rape, murder, and dumping of his dead raped corpse in northern Illinois “would have been the best outcome for me.”

  • Percy Gryce

    Mike is so anal as he describes how Gary Coleman For Safety Sake‘s VHS sleeve was cut out to fit into Blockbuster’s plastic clamshell case.

    I love it.

  • Where’s MyThe Wolverine Review

    Where is it? It’s so meh it needs to be talked about.

  • siggyfrend

    Yeah, the fat guy with glasses is terrible. Terrible sense of humor: weird voices and non sequitur. I wish they would have tied him to the back of the car

  • Steven

    I’m pretty sure that the little girl who is horrified at the no-hands bike riding is Lindsay Price. Heck, the little daredevil even calls her Lindsay.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindsay_Price

  • cajaquarius

    “…But first I have to ask my kids about it, in a way that let’s them tell me their true feelings.”

    Oh, eighties and nineties child rearing~ You have created a generation and a half of narcissistic snowflakes who are ruining everything. Thank you so much.

  • slicing_eyeballs

    There would be no issue if they chose an actor of a different ethnicity – being white is not an integral part of the character. It’s bizarre and a bit worrying that some people appear to feel strongly about this.

  • Ted

    haha browers

  • Jack Example

    Since you refuse to give us a new episode of Game Station 2.0, how about more exciting stories about Rich’s grandma’s house?

  • gf sucks

    your girlfriend sucks and is terrible

  • Daniel Bellfield

    Buzzed Rich Evans

  • Dirty Fat

    why don’t you just choke on some more food you cakefart

  • RMCarpenter

    YEAH! *Rich Evans face*

  • AIDSMoby

    Space Cops aren’t supposed to leave litter on the streets

  • RMCarpenter

    I’m a liberal, and I thought it was funny as Hell. Maybe your ass is just too tender. Why don’t you come out of that bunker of gross generalizations?

  • RMCarpenter

    Yes, it’s almost statistically impossible that there would be a group of six white people who hang around and watch movies without any black people present. Wait… that happens all the time.

  • RMCarpenter

    I like it when the Snake Women touch their poopy holes.

  • RMCarpenter

    SPACE COP!

  • RMCarpenter

    Me, too.

  • NightmareFuel

    You are trying way, way, waaaaaaay too hard.

  • NightmareFuel

    Yeeeah!

  • juujuuuujj

    Wheel in the bag is my favorite show.

  • catnep

    Fortunately Spacecop’s alter ego is a mild-mannered waste management professional (and fire safety expert).

  • catnep

    Why all the deleted comments, you hax?!

  • catnep

    Yellow-bellied wizard herds bear badly.

  • catnep

    Ohhhhh.

  • Steven

    As much as I love this show, I gotta ask- Where the FUCK was Jessi and Jay?!

  • Mark Bisone

    You really need to drink a glass of Shut the Fuck up and stop drifting, gal. Seriously, listen to yourself. You’re definitely a good person underneath (because you are here, at the RLM cathedral) but sound like a hypnotized zombie. Break the spell.

  • Mark Bisone

    Maybe you should buy the New York Times Bestseller, “Ninja For Dummies”. It’s a little hard to find, though.

  • Mark Bisone

    Allow me to turn into motherfucking Yoda for a second.

    The people screaming raaacist need to get a grip on reality. The reason Social Justice Jack turns into Hollywood Hillbilly at the end, and they drag the unbelievably stupid “Key Matters” behind the car while hillbilly music plays, is because they are making fun of the horror of what happened to James Byrd. Not because they are assholes who hate black people, but because they are comedians who turn pain into joy. It’s their gift, and they’re awesome at it. They’re probably not even aware of what they’re doing all the time, but that’s what’s great about art and artists — it’s not totally planned.

    You raaacist screamers are not in on the joke, because you’ve been hypnotized by the same political, hypocritical liars who made “Key Matters.” Just as the directors of that piece of shit no doubt thought they were being oh-so-liberal and “diverse” in their casting, and that it would bring people together, they were ironically doing the opposite by obsessing over their differences. They were committing an artistic crime, which is what “Best of the Worst” is all about — prosecuting artistic crimes and then purging the criminals with holy flame.

    You aren’t the cure, you’re the disease. You are the shitty social justice ninjas of “Ninja Vengeance”. You need to forgive yourselves for whatever’s haunting you and stop letting yourselves become pawns in the games of politicians and other kinds of vampires and thieves. And if you don’t, the rest of us will show you what a real ninja looks like, and kick the living shit out of you.

    /yoda

  • Guest

    I can’t remember anything that happened before 1996 either. It’s gonna be great.

  • sepiajack

    Well I am a dummy who wants to be a ninja, so it’s a good fit. The only problem…. I never learned how to read 🙁

  • sepiajack

    Honestly, I think they just wanted to wreck that tape, try out their GoPro camera, and take the spacecop car for a spin, I don’t think it goes any deeper than that. They were drunk.

  • sepiajack

    It’s a rotating panel, I think whoever is not on the panel does the camerawork, you can hear Jessie and Jay laughing in the background, and they were clearly there to watch the videos and ensuing destruction.

  • sepiajack

    Yeah, I was surprised they didn’t mention the oddity that Key matters seemed to be some sort of toploading vhs sleeve, I’ve never seen one like that before.

  • sepiajack

    I don’t care that he’s older, some of the best doctors of the classic era were older, and I don’t care what colour or gender they make the doctor, I’m just not sold on capaldi because he doesn’t seem to have much screen presence. I’ve youtubed a lot of his other work and I just don’t get what the big deal is with him, he drops a lot of F bombs, well he won’t be able to do that on Dr Who.

    But we’ll see, he’ll probably win me over, I never would have guessed Matt Smith would turn out to be so awesome based on his publicity stills from when he was cast, and he just looked like an emo kid.

  • Mark Bisone

    The basic problem is (and it’s not really a “problem”) that the technical format of shooting and editing discussion panels kinda forces them to have only four people in the panels. That’s why the shrieking, haggard shrews of “The View” decided to have only four psychotic idiots jabbering and convulsing at a time.

    I suppose, with more time and money, they could be able to do some sort of hilarious McLaughlin Group-type setup, with Rich Evans in the center barking questions at the whole gang. But that would be less intimate, and probably not as good.

  • sepiajack

    I generally think that no sentence that contains the phrase: ‘you people’ in any context should ever be taken seriously.

  • sepiajack

    Plus this allows them to have a bit of variety each time without changing the format up too much

  • Mark Bisone

    Exactly. They found a pretty perfect balance.

  • Mark Bisone

    That’s my point. Good art isn’t a totally planned, mapped-out thing. They’re like Lord Byron getting plastered on absenthe, or Hendrix getting kentucky-fried on acid. People have been convinced by liars that art is planned, but what they point to isn’t actual art — it’s propaganda, and it’s everywhere these days.

  • Erik Patterson

    I agree. I regret coming to the comments section now because that’s all I thought it was until I started reading this crap. Now I’m just annoyed by people that read into things way too much.

  • Mark Bisone

    Wake up, little Suzy. We’re telling jokes and at the same reading into things and figuring out their meaning.

    You know… just like a little film company… you might’ve heard of them…they’re calledWORLD WAR ONE!

  • NightmareFuel

    Sound like motherfucking Yoda, you did not.

  • Erik Patterson

    m’kay

  • Mark Bisone

    Oh, there’s also just meaning, white noise, Lindelof-ian nonsense art out there, amidst the sea of propaganda. It’s no good, but it’s not actively trying to harm anyone. That’s why I think Plinkett will never torture “Prometheus” in his murder basement. It’s bad, but not bad enough.

  • Mark Bisone

    That’s because you’re lost. Or Vader.

    Either way, fuck directly off. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

  • Erik Patterson

    Did you recruit a computer savvy friend or relative to help you?

  • Erik Patterson

    Still pretty sure they were just trying to wreck the tape and test out their new camera. And don’t call me Suzy.

  • Erik Patterson

    You’re not being a good netizen.

  • Mark Bisone

    That’s because you’ve become convinced life is meaningless. It’s not really your fault, because there are liars everywhere constantly saying this, and you’ve lost hope. You’re Nietzsche’s “last man”. You need to wake up and smell the cosmic coffee, and try to find “a deeper meaning to things”, as Plinkett might call it.

  • Mark Bisone

    Hahahaha.

  • Jayless

    I liked the comment section more when it was just people trying to be funny inspired by a funny video. Now it has opinions and whatnot. I do like to complain though, so that’s something.

  • Erik Patterson

    You are being a good netizen.

  • Chris Pendlebury

    They know their limitations though, you don’t see The Wizard do half in the bag, though he probably helps to make it. Mike and Jay are very good presenters so for their main show they hardly ever mess with the formula.

  • Erik Patterson

    Have you tried recruiting a computer savvy friend or relative to help you?

  • Chris Pendlebury

    If The Wizard actually dressed like Merlin for the next show- but no one actually acknowledged it (like when Jay was a cowboy) it would be hilarious.

  • Lee

    I miss the days on here when people would attempt to be funny in their comments and get thumbed down for their mediocre efforts. 🙁

  • shf

    Hilbilly music? That was Beethoven you clown.

  • Chris Pendlebury

    I’ve been coming here for years, and have always wondered what jobs you all do. Like someone must work in that hardware store that the monkey man invaded.

  • Mark Bisone

    I knew there was something I liked about it…

    http://www.starpulse.com/news/media/beethbbffeat.jpg

  • Erik Patterson

    Touchè

  • Jock

    There is nothing worse than a sarcastic sci-fi fan. :-/

    You know what I meant.

  • I love that this is so divisive. This is like the Pulp Fiction vs Forrest Gump Oscar vote, only over the banal.

  • Mark Bisone

    Hahahahaha! I know you don’t think you’re telling jokes, but you are, in a Douglas Adams-character sort of way. You and that “DriftGal” are the perfect straight-men, pitch perfect examples of what the rest of us are talking about. “Netizen”… Ha!

    Not trolling you, though. I’m actually trying to help you out, in my own goofy, clusmy way (unlike NightmareFuel, who still needs to fuck entirely off).

  • Now I Get It

    I do, I…I totally get it, cos Luther was a power-mad megavillain, like Davey and Goliath…and their little rubber twink pal Gumby.

  • Mark Bisone

    You know, one of the cool things about this show is getting used to each cast member’s unique comedy talents. I didn’t get it at first, because Jack and The Wizard’s brand of humor isn’t really my style. I’m think I’m more of a Jay/Jessie mix when I try to make people laugh. But I’m starting to get used to Jay and Wizard’s schticks, and I’m finding out I actually really like them.

    Jack’s got this hilarious, straight man style, that can suddenly go totally dark, gonzo and freakshow. My biggest laugh of the show came when he said, “We gonna take Key Matters for a riiiiiiide.” I fucking lost my shit! He was poking a little fun at himself, because I think he knows he can get a little bit too lefty-judgy-social-justice-y himself at times (just like I can get a little right-wing-y at times). I also really like his Hi Five thing on Funny or Die. It’s brilliantly absurd.

    The Wizard has like this uber-geek, snarky, quippy thing and he totally owns it. He’s like the funny smart guy who organizes “The Room” parties… which, hey, come to think of it, he actually does that. He has a really great sense of timing, and it’s pretty amazing that he can reach into his big brain full of references and pull out the near-perfect one. Actually, it’s almost superhuman, when you consider how blitzed these people are.

    Anyway, great show gang! Our comedy prayers have been answered. Now I no longer have to sacrifice chickens and flagellate myself. Although, I guess I’ll probably do those things anyway.

  • Concho Pete

    On the WHeel of the Worst, they should leave one spot open and have it called ‘Spinner’s Choice”, when if you land on it, the SPinner picks the movie of his/her choice on the wheel
    .

  • Mark Bisone

    Yelling wizards need beer badly.

  • Wizard fan

    I just don’t think that Wizard should have looked in the mirror recently and thought to himself “hmm, you know this beard of mine…I do believe that I shall shave it off”. He is the GODDAMN WIZARD FFS!! He NEEDS the beard. It is a part of him! He loses a very vital aspect of his character without it and he needs to see that!

  • Mark Bisone

    Holy shit, you’re right!

    I agree. Beardman must become Beardman again. Maybe in the next episode he can wear a fake comedy beard, like Ron Pearlman in Conan.

  • Jigsaw

    *enters room* But how do you write if you can’t read. Do you even know what you’re saying?

  • Johnny Two Melons

    Oh, so now we have to entertain you, too? You racist bastard!

  • Now I Get It

    Yes, but only if they balance that privilege with the punishment that the Spinner gets burned-crushed-dragged-flushed if his or her video isn’t picked as the worst.

  • Now I Get It

    Yeah, aside from boasting about making $17,000/day at home on your computer, I can’t imagine what gawdawful silly thing you’d have to type to get deleted. Oh, wait, I’ve read some of the actual message boards; I guess I can.

  • Now I Get It

    Tools of the trade, for the pro on the go.

  • catnep

    Excellent! All the more because it’s true!

  • catnep

    Ha! Very good point. Now I’m really wondering what I missed!

  • catnep

    Perhaps he shaved it for his cameo in SpaceCop as the dastardly evil nemesis. God I hope so.

  • sepiajack

    I often wear a beard myself, though not at the epic wizarding levels the wizard does, but come on its summer time, sometimes a man just needs to let his face cool down

  • sepiajack

    That would be awesome.

  • sepiajack

    Indeed

  • catnep

    I will remember this photo fondly. Richard Evans III on the brink of legendary film status. Botox-free, with the normal unbleached teeth he was born with.

  • sepiajack

    You know that old saying about a million monkeys typing will eventually write a great novel?

    I am the chosen one.

  • Katsujinken

    Those two are like the Junior Mythbusters of RedLetterMedia except not as sexy as Kari Byron ..well maybe the one in the Yellow comes close.

  • Jumpy

    Has anyone else seen this? Its another guide to the internet video made at the same set with some of the same people.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A81IwlDeV6c

  • Acanthus Lux

    New Show Suggestion:
    Rich Evans: Storyteller

  • Meester Smeeth

    This shit just got real.
    Have you seen Prometheus?
    It’s amaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzing.

  • Meester Smeeth

    Yeah, what the hell was all that about? It was a little bit heavy for a family show like Best Of The Worst.

  • paradigm

    Jesus that fucking cord is still in the background…

  • H Plinkett

    Hey I just said that

  • Percy Gryce

    Exactly, a show aimed at children and grandparents and general audiences.

    On second thought, perhaps Mike meant that if he were abducted that rape, murder, and dumping were the best outcomes–as opposed to being kept in the attic of a shitty Cleveland rowhouse for a decade or two?

  • Percy Gryce
  • Jealous

    Mike and Jessi are a beautiful and sweet couple. Sincere wishes for many happy years together!

  • Percy Gryce

    Since Jack appeared in Part I of the Phantom Menace review, I don’t know how he could in any way be considered new to RLM:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI#t=6m47s

  • Percy Gryce

    Paging Dr. Bisone, paging Dr. Bisone. You’re on fire.

    I’ll admit I wasn’t blown away by WOTW #2 upon first viewing. I thought, eh, sophomore slump.

    But it’s growing on me for the reasons you point out. I just think the three vids in this ep didn’t have the inherent comic appeal–or weird variety–of Candid Candid Camera vol. 6, Let’s Rap Fire Safety, and Dance of Birth

  • Obsidian Jones

    On a scale of Gary Coleman to Allen Funt, just how drunk was Mike during this?

  • Percy Gryce

    RLM has single-handedly revived online interest in the Shoji Tabuchi Show (oh, and me too, since I sent the tape in):

    http://www.google.com/trends/explore?q=shoji+tabuchi#q=%22shoji+tabuchi+show%22&cmpt=q

  • Percy Gryce

    Feel better now?

  • burtbrizzby

    Nice TF2 shirt props

    video was ok

  • Percy Gryce

    Touché uses the acute accent like é, not the grave accent like è–as Mike might say.

  • Percy Gryce

    They don’t take requests.

  • Percy Gryce

    Are you kidding? Not on the streets of Milwaukee and the greater Waukesha area.

  • Anakin

    Mike Stoklasa ssie kutasa

  • Shawn76

    Jessi’s gonna be very disappointed.

  • Marvin Falz

    And Wizard appeared twice in Half in the Bag: in ‘Your Highness and Samurai Cop’ in 2011 and in ‘Recap: B-Fest 2012’.

  • Vaughn Fry

    Missed you guys! Hipsters, not so much.

  • nick

    THEY ARE BACK!!!!

  • fake

    Tree Stand Safety is on Youtube, it’s really boring.

  • Bob JaBopistan

    Everyone is a hipster nowadays. You guys are doing to “hipster” what internet noobs did to the word “troll” in that is applies to everyone who displeases you in some way.

    Are they unfunny? Do they try too hard? Say that. Don’t butcher the word “hipster” anymore than people already have.

  • Ant

    Red team shirt!

  • Just About

    Well then there you are!! for all of you who are curious about it, see it there and a PROBLEM—-SOLVED!

  • new swear word

    They have a new swear word.

  • Lee

    Well played, Percy Gryce. Well played.

    Predictable, yet satisfying.

  • Lee

    They’ve reviewed enough ‘meh films’ recently!

  • disqus_ijUXwFvK92

    The end reminded me of that Computer Stew episode.
    AND,
    You did not choose wisely. The internet video was the worst one of the three. Those songs alone were horrible.
    Wizard, grow the beard back.

  • ThomasHFoolery

    Somewhere around Lindsey Lohan

  • disqus_ijUXwFvK92

    Upvote for the beard.

  • Christopher Kulik

    Speaking as the one that contributed MASSAGE: THE TOUCH OF LOVE, the reaction you guys had before the spin was fucking priceless.

  • winzentween

    i love these guys

  • Christopher Kulik

    Shawshank should have won period.

  • winzentween

    where did all there hair go? even the beards have gone?

  • winzentween

    Do white Americans have to say African American?
    The actor they refer to is a black American,
    even my black friend called him black lol
    is black now offensive but they say white guy, so is white racist too…..pc nonsense run amok? I prefer actual films though where possible and ofcourse SPACECOP exellente! ;>

  • Ashley Williams

    This shit was unwatchable….seriously. Get that red head hang on the fuck out of this shit.

  • T.e. Post

    Not my favorite BOTW. The two friends of Mike, Jay, & Rich ruin these videos. They are NOT funny.

  • StopThinkingBrainUrGoingToHurt

    Noooooooo! How could you guys not watch Tree Stand Safety or The Soji Tabujji whatever. The Wheel of the Worst should be renamed as the Wheel of Slow Disappointment.

  • Damon Poeter

    Can we talk about the baby?

  • William Shakesman

    I think he was running the camera. You can hear him laugh at one point so he was clearly nearby.

  • Will Sasso

    I AM SENÕR BAG OF CRAP!

  • Random moron

    I GET MAD AT FREE STUFF!

  • His name?

    He’s a cop, from the future, in the past.

  • William Shakesman

    “OH FUCK” *crashing sound*

  • Mark Bisone

    The baby looks pissed.

  • Mark Bisone

    I dunno, PG. This one is the tops in my horrible book, for some reason. I guess I’ll just have to watch them both, over and over again, until I lose every last shred of my sanity, to decide.

  • William Shakesman

    I view every single comment as a means to make a Plinkett reference.

    Serious comments remind me of an aging businessman with a tiny penis buying a red lamborghini to compensate for being unable to connect with other commenters on a comical level.

    Now don’t get me wrong, this is an analgy, but the comments should simply be people cracking jokes.

  • Mark Bisone

    GO SMELL A CAKE FART YOU GRAMMAR NAZI.

    (Also pick up a sixer of beer if you get the chance.)

  • Mark Bisone

    And also, oddly judgmental. Stop judging me you immature fuck!

  • Mark Bisone

    Go the fuck away forever.

  • tjg92

    YES this was the Best of Best of the Worst! I LOVE YOU

  • It was more a suggestion for the viewer than a reuqest.

  • shane

    i hope you destroyed the other tapes as well.

  • shogunmaster

    Chill out honky.

  • Frankmiller

    The choking kid in the Gary Coleman video came out of lightspeed too close to the system.

  • Jeffrey Heesch

    cakefarter might be the most oddly specific fetishist site I’ve ever heard of.

  • Percy Gryce

    I refuse to learn what a “cake fart” is. Like the Human Centipede, there are some thing on the interweb that I wish I had never seen. I don’t want to add to that list.

  • Cameron Vale

    Actually Brad’s is a DVD-R. Those will never go away.

  • Cameron Vale

    It ain’t that kinda show, Jack.

  • Percy Gryce

    Hey, there’s something for everyone here at RLM. It’s like the mall–a great, big, online comedy mall.

    A couple years ago I posted that I would be happy if they never reviewed another movie and simply did stand-ups and man-in-the-street interviews at Comicons and other fan cons. I think that shit is hilarious.

    Also I think two of their best short pieces were likewise nonmovie related: the Fuck-Bot press conference and the teaser trailer for “Three A-holes Talk About Web Videos.”

    In fact, the thing I regret most about 2012 is not going to Archer City, Texas, for Larry McMurtry’s Last Book Sale. But I’m only slightly less regretful at having missed “Three A-holes Talk About Web Videos.” I had flights booked, hotels reserved, and cars rented. But then some technical difficulties arose with stuff, you know, like work and the wife and the kids. But I tell you I’m not going to let that shit get in the way the next time . . . .

  • Percy Gryce

    They can never be undone.

  • Cameron Vale

    Unless you were born in Africa and migrated to the USA, you can’t call yourself an African American. Charlize Theron is a real African American.

  • Percy Gryce

    Do you realize that only three of the original videos are left: Dancing Grannies, The Shoji Tabuchi Show, vol. 3, and Tree Stand Safety? What an epic WOTW that would be.

  • Cameron Vale

    It literally broke you.

  • Percy Gryce

    A worthy commenting philosophy.

  • Cameron Vale

    “Perhaps the most popular in town”
    -Time Magazine

  • Percy Gryce

    What ever you do, don’t look into its eyes–or you’ll end up with a Bagul problem.

  • Cameron Vale

    I’m amazed it took you this long to regret it, it’s a horrific cesspool. RLM tries to round up some of their friends so they have enough people for a round-table discussion in their new video series, and the drooling mutants who pass for fans of this site bang their monkey cages in disgust for allowing these interlopers to desecrate their sacred halls.

  • NiKO Moore

    I really missed this over the summer.
    Keep it up, all of you.
    It’s fantastic!

  • JamesDouglasMorrison

    Catch The Shoji Tabuchi Show in Branson, Missouri. It will blow your fragile, eggshell mind.

  • Cameron Vale

    You’re the one who brought up Jess…

  • Ham-Fisted Auteur

    The little girl pegging the guy made me spit my drink all over my monitor.

  • Cameron Vale

    That’s roughly the same as a Space Cop, I guess.

  • Cameron Vale

    These segues into Doctor Who related topics are just seamless!

  • Cameron Vale

    And you’re totally irrelevant. We all have our crosses to bear.

  • Nicholas Johnson

    What was the ratio of Splinter Cell to Tapes reviewed?

  • Cameron Vale

    They’re Lutherin’

  • Cameron Vale

    They’re pretty useless.

  • Cameron Vale

    Gary Lewis played Arnold Webster on Differen’t Strokes. Check your facts.

  • Cameron Vale

    You poor innocent bastard.

  • Cameron Vale

    Remember, before VHS there wasn’t any way to own or choose what you watched. It was the dawn of a new era, and people went a little nuts.

  • Cameron Vale

    It’s not really sepiajack, he’s wearing a disguise, you poor deluded fool.

  • Cameron Vale

    I hope he wears a rubber.

  • Cameron Vale

    I’m what my daughter would call a freak.

  • John

    Good Lord. Rich you have the posture of a question mark. Go to a chiropractor and stand up straight you sloucher.

  • Yoko in action

    With Jessi.

  • bickle2

    No offense to rich, but his laugh grates on me like nails on a chalkboard. Any way to at least turn him down? I like him thevrestbof the time mind you

  • Marvin Falz

    I was hoping that the Fuck-Bot press conference marked a new type of RLM shorts, namely concise social and maybe even political commentary on current events. Commentaries of that kind are already a very small part of some of the Star Wars Reviews and Star Wars / Star Trek Commentary Tracks and they’re always very sharp-sighted and subtle at the same time. It’s one reason why I long for more commentary tracks. I’d also like to see RLM stand-ups.

  • Rolf Harris

    I’m a recovering pedophile and my counselor is just about to confiscate my laptop because she saw me reading this webpage. I tried explaining it isn’t my fault…..stealth babies are the scourge of the recovering pedophile! The stupid bitch is having none of it! I wouldn’t mind but the kid isn’t even hot…..head like a fucking bowling-ball….looks like Stewie Griffin!

  • Marvin Falz

    These ghosts will haunt till the day that you die.

  • Guest

    I still think you’re innocent, Rolf. You never came across anywhere near as dodgy as dirty Jimmy.

  • Spindles

    16:52, It all comes full circle!!!

  • Jon Peters

    I’m more concerned by the optical illusion created by the Wizard hipster’s facial hair. If you examine his hairless chins in the latest WOTW offering the keen observers amongst you will notice that his beardy chin in the above photograph appears to occupy less space! Who is his barber? David fucking Copperfield??

  • Mark Bisone
  • SUPERSOUP

    I was responding to the dude who called her Yoko.

  • Mark Bisone

    Then why don’t you just go away, Debbie Downer?

  • Mark Bisone

    Aren’t they responsible for Netflix stocking “Miami Connection”, too? Maybe they really *are* wizards!

    We should probably burn them at the stake, just in case.

  • catnep

    Because he’s hammered.

  • catnep

    All-Seeing Drunk Baby knows your sins.

  • winzentween

    lol so why watch it? the gary coleman stuff was hilarious but yes it was weaker than normal and descended into madness lol

  • winzentween

    i am now chill, thank you

  • catnep

    It’s the Stella Artois.

  • The Vampire Lestat

    I am canvassing opinions on Yoko’s new “hair-style,” does anyone else agree that Mike’s Kirsten Dunst fetish has gone too far this time?

  • Tom Sizemore

    Cake-farting isn’t as entertaining as meat-loaf-farting…….meat-loaf-farting is much more visceral!

  • winzentween

    lol no its the Jägermeister!!!!!!!!!!! that stuff is 70% proof poison and i saw mike downing and it knocked Jay out so he could not do the best of the worse!!! (he is much better at that than mike anyway…..mike needs to be the big shot who does the big things).

  • Pulp

    The packet Guy looks like John Wayne Gacy.

  • Roger Sarvis

    Mike got a tan. Ya’ll ’bout done with space cop?

  • Roger Sarvis

    ‘cept creepier

  • N7Comannder

    Does anyone know what’s the name of the background music that starts playing @7:17?..i’ve heard it many a time in their plinkett reviews before. Would love to know what its called..

  • Now I Get It

    “Those two are like the Junior Mythbusters…”

    Nice.

  • Now I Get It

    Not to sound like a dickless, old, adreneline junkie, but it’s really more of an anti-philosophy.

  • Mark Bisone

    I know these forums aren’t the best place to drop shocking revelations, but I just got hit with an atom bomb sized one. There is a good person somewhere inside the nightmarish black maze of his mind, because he handed-off Star Wars before he murdered it’s last shred of dignity: he didn’t change Han Solo’s “I know” line in Empire.

    Why that’s interesting to me is that when they started screening that masterpiece for test audiences, he actually demanded they include the original goofy, artless, businessman-like line (“I love you too”) as an alternate. Knowing George as I do (we made out a few times).

    I can imagine there was a lot of wailing and whining involved in this process, because George is a great businessman who wants to be a great poet, but sucks at poetry and doesn’t know-it-ry (Take *that*, Dr. Seuss!). But despite all the bizarre, cruel torture and desecretation he put the work of Star Wars’ real artists through, he never made that change. He managed to protect us all from that instinct, somehow. I sense the good in him.

    (sorry, I threw in a little Luke Skywalker, right at the end there.)

    (anyway, feel free to “disqus”, as they say in Vietnam)

  • Mark Bisone

    We’re Americans. We don’t have to do shit except stay black/white and die.

    Or at least, we *shouldn’t* have to. I think congress is currently revising that one, in their glorious Hall of Justice.

  • Mark Bisone

    So what you’re saying, Jessi, is this Evil Drunk Baby looks haggard. Just like DriftGal, he is tired of all the myriad injustices of the world, and he wants to blame you and me.

  • NightmareFuel

    It is… too late for George, my son.

  • Mark Bisone

    No it’s not. It’s maybe too late for you. That’s the point.

    Also, didn’t I tell you to go fuck off into your bottomless void, you prickless little heckler?

    If you can manage to find a soul down there, at the bottom of the well, then maybe I’ll apologize for that zinger. Then you and I can tell each other jokes, be friends, hang out. Otherwise, all the good people here will turn ourselves into the comedic version of the guy below. Do you really want an army of “this guy” staring back at you, from the other end of the comedy alley?

    http://d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net/image_cache/1336485303292249.png

  • Now I Get It

    At least on YouTube they mostly just hide the more objectionable comments. On the other hand, I’m glad RLM draws some kind of line, as there’s a whole vein of personal comment (read: attacks) that they do allow that I find unreadable anyway.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I like him ‘thevrestbof’ the time, too. His laugh has grown on me… literally.

  • Mark Bisone

    Why oh why won’t they sell us the ringtone??? Why must I live in a world where the Rich Evans Laughing Ring Tone becomes the hottest trend, spreading like a zombie virus until everybody’s phones are laughing?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    It’s even more odd here in Canada as the person is often neither American NOR African. Hell, in some cases they’ve been here over 200 years; a bit much to be still calling them African and not all black people are even African. It’s an example of overly PC that falls on its face.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    It would lose its value and charm, then.

  • Mark Bisone

    Right, yes. I keep forgetting that, thanks.

  • Ben Burger

    I just typed in “Rich Evans Fire safety” on youtube and this ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSdAGMuypOY ) came up, LOL!

    Rich’s new theme song?

  • Mark Bisone

    You almost just murdered me with that link. Seriously. I am in horrible, wonderful agony now.

  • DarthRandal

    I noticed that as well. It’s the Toys ‘R Us kid!

  • Mark Bisone

    Exactly. It’s like these people have crafted some sort of unintelligible, overly complicated un-language, built to confuse and terrify us and keep us in our little boxes.

    My wife knew a white chick from an Italian family who was born in Africa, moved to New York, and now lives in England. Does that make her an Anglo African Italo American? What kinds of psychotic mad scientist would want to describe a person that way. Pisses me off.

  • catnep

    A bender at 70-proof probably would burn the hair off!

  • Dickens Cider

    I feel like I’ve been waiting for so long for this….
    and it was SOOOO damn satisfying.
    Like taking a couple months off of smokin pot then taking that first bong rip! BLASTED!

  • catnep

    Man, you are crying out for a personal relationship with Evil Drunk Merle Haggard Baby! And I’m not Jessi. My name is Lisa…. no, I forgot I’m not Lisa. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOgTVJOdFVU

  • catnep

    Let’s synchronize our watches to thevrestbof time.

  • arethesebacon trees

    fantastic episode, it’s fun watching you guys have fun

  • Nina Hartley

    Yoko would never allow them to watch “Massage…..The Touch Of Love” because it may contain shots of other women’s bewbs and buttholes.

  • winzentween

    I knew there was a good reason and we found it lol

  • winzentween

    pleased im not alone lol as that is completely true in so many cases to call people african american just because they have dark skin is so offensive but those guys r still funny but when they r talking about racism they kind of were racist by making that assumption lol

  • winzentween

    ahhh when the wizard had hair…..those were the days, gone but not forgotten. Apparently his beard has been given its own cable show in Argentina called El Beardo Magikico

  • Mark Bisone

    You are tearing me apart, catnep.

  • Mark Bisone

    Oh wait, you got that the “Jessi” thing was a callback, right? To her awesome “feminist bullshit” joke?

    (sorry, I hate explaining jokes, but comedy is hard. especially dotcomedy.)

    Anyway, I think I have the same sense of humor as her and also with Jay.

    (I’ll shut up.)

  • Meester Smeeth

    He was obviously saving that for the new and improved 3D re-release definitive version before Disney held the gun to his head and forced him to sign it all over. Good old Disney.

  • Mark Bisone

    If Disney actually does it — if they murder the last bit of Star Wars-y Star Wars — I’m going to cut up all the hentai outsider-art paintings of me and Mickey Mouse having hot, anal sex (except that he’s a hermaphrodite and I’m an anthropomorphised fox).

  • Guest

    I’ve been introducing a friend of mine (who loved the Plinkett reviews of the Star Wars prequels) to Half in the Bag. We watched the Man of Steel and the Star Trek in the Darkness ones, both featuring Rich. My friend says that Rich’s voice annoys him a bit. I told him that you get used to it.

  • Guest

    Wizard with a beard. That makes me nostalgic.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I haven’t seen the episode yet as I can’t view it on mobile. Damn video player and/or mobile device! I doubt they meant any harm by it, though. It’s probably a descriptive phrase that people don’t think much about.

  • or pick a name

    YOu can always visit his theater in real life… http://www.shoji.com/show.html

  • Pewpschute

    This is providence right here. A sound every bit as angelic and wholesome, as pristine as the cherubic laughter of Mr. Richard Evans. Godspeed sir.

  • Now I Get It

    A friend of mine had a similar response to the Plinkett reviews proper. He couldn’t get past the monotone and vaguely psychotic asides, no matter how much the actual analysis impressed him, which it definitely did.

  • Now I Get It

    “We don’t have to do shit except stay black/white and die.”

    Adapted from “Causality versus Duty”, right?

  • catnep

    Haha, don’t worry I am keeping up! I went on a ‘haggard’ side trip there and couldn’t find my way back. Evil Drunk Baby is as intoxicating as he is intoxicated.

  • catnep

    That flannel shirt hasn’t been washed in 3 decades.

  • Ashley Williams

    Mark, you know I’m right big boy. You can feel it deep in your pantelones.

  • whip

    He probably got sick of all the stupid neckbeard comments.

  • whip

    We don’t want to watch it. We want to see THEM watch it and offer their analysis of it. That’s the entire point of this shit. To see Rich laugh at it. To see Mike and Jay tear it apart on the grounds of it’s technical work.

    It’s sad that the Tree Stand video has developed a hipster hate squad against it. That’s all you guys are. It has a popular demand for seeing it? WELL I HAVE TO BE DIFFERENT! I WILL SHOW THEM ALL HOW STUPID THEY ARE!

    I wonder why there hasn’t been similar backlash to the whining for Shoji Tabuchi show. This discussion area has long since been a complete and utter waste of anyone’s time. And so I will finally leave it for good. I’m sick of being goaded by simpletons and trolls.

  • whip

    Ya but sadly they keep adding new stuff on so it’s enitrely possible we’ll never see any of those, let alone all three. Frustrating.

  • whip

    Just shaved my own beard for the same reasons. It’ll be back in force in time for winter.

  • whip

    It’s good to see you are obsessed with someone else now. And by the way, the constant name changes don’t fool anyone with about an oz. of tech savvy.

  • whip

    You gotta know the password hah

  • whip

    Please refrain from posting such idiocy. My eyes rolled back into my head so hard it took nearly two minutes to get them back straightened out. I don’t want that to happen again.

    Ever heard the phrase “too clever by half”? That’s something for you to ASPIRE to.

  • Bob JaBopistan

    I often wear a dirty depression stubble. Does this make me some kind of apprentice or something?

  • Now I Get It

    Like Winnie-the-Pooh I sat down to think-think-think, and like Winnie-the-Pooh all I found was the end of my wit. S’cuse me, dude, while I sit down with my mask to stitch-stitch-stitch.

  • The E Medodrama

    The evil forces of the universe conspired to put the video on Youtube and thus create the dastardly possibility of someone pointing it out on a comment section.

    Oh, cruel fate! This is the last you shall ever see of me. I must leave this accursed land. Buh bye everyone!

  • Percy Gryce

    I would love to see more similar shorts. My theory, though, is that they only act when the spirit moves them. The Daniel Tosh incident rankled them because of their fondness for rape jokes. Hence the brilliant video response.

    Other current events don’t seem to register as much. But I guarantee you if the sales tax on beer in Wisconsin goes up, we’ll be the first to see their video response.

  • Percy Gryce

    Yeah, you “get used to it” the way you get used to a Mozart concerto or a Shakespeare sonnet–simply by recognizing and basking in its brilliance.

  • Just About

    Well, I was actually just trying to be helpful. :-/ Though it is perhaps best if you do leave as I’ve read a number of your comments and I don’t think that these comment pages are good for your mental state. You appear to be rather invested in your own private little war.

  • Percy Gryce

    It’s called “Royalty Free” by Public Domain.

  • Percy Gryce

    Yes, he prefers the chinless wonder quips.

  • Mark Bisone

    And yet, somehow, everyone else seems to know you’re wrong. It’s like I’m some kind of clueless superhero, accidentally throat-punching your evil, twisted, hateful ass to death.

    Hey, maybe that’s why your life’s so fucked up. Just a thought.

  • Mark Bisone

    Aha, I get it! I was a little drunk the first time I read it. Fancy that?! A drunkard on this respectable family website!

    Maybe I can find a puritanical something-ist to purge me of my sins…

  • Percy Gryce

    Feels good, doesn’t it? I mean, oh, that didn’t come right, that didn’t come out right at all.

  • Percy Gryce

    Finally one of you Polaks makes good and all you can do is run him down.

  • Percy Gryce

    “Take that, sobriety!”

  • Percy Gryce

    Did you have to watch the whole thing to find that? God bless you.

    And @16:50 there is a reference to a wall collapsing–just like Rich predicted for the set for the Family Guide to the Internet.

  • Mark Bisone

    So, the chosen one is a million smart monkeys?

    Holy shit! I knew there was something I liked about, “Rise of the Planet of the Apes.”

  • Percy Gryce

    Didn’t you hear, he threw his back out doing his own stunts for Space Cop? A true fan would have some pity.

  • grundle

    Hey! We’re John and Mike

  • Percy Gryce

    I would say it’s more like method acting: total commitment to the character, even eating, breathing, and commenting like Harry S.

  • Ashley Williams

    This is funny on so many unintentional levels.

  • Mark Bisone

    You could almost say it’s “accidentally funny.” And then, you know, think about that.

  • Stan Lee

    I found the Wizard hipster’s one parent back-story of loneliness and neglect most harrowing although it did help me understand a little of how (just like Bruce Wayne became Batman) Josh became the Wizard hipster.

  • Rosemary

    I’ll tellya what’s horrifying…
    reading the tease line and not seeing Jay’s name in attendance.
    Wah. Boo. Sulk.

  • Vidal Sassoon

    “Twin Perfect” has a much better Wizard hipster type than the Wizard hipster. He manages to understand the usefulness of a razor, scissors and a comb while never wavering in his resolution of life long commitment to facial hair.

  • William Shakesman

    The best part is making casual Plinkett references in real life. They come in handy so very often. It flies over most people’s heads but then suddenly you’ll find that one guy who just starts laughing uncontrollably and it’s all worth it. No one else will understand.

  • Spindles

    Ha, thankfully no. Oddly enough I clicked at a spot where it came up in a couple seconds. Serendipitous.

  • bananna hammock

    Wasn’t that the plot to SAW:VI?

  • corporal corpuscle

    Come back when you can grow a full grown hobo beard, and we’ll talk.

  • pete smith

    Exelente episode as usual guys. Bit familiar half of your videos on the wheel from found footage festival dvds. Just hoping all original videos get uploaded to internets full length some day.

  • pete smith

    that’s rich evans as dead baby angel. thought that was obvious.

  • NightmareFuel

    Oh, I didn’t realize you represent the conscience of this site. You take the internet way too seriously, guy. Deep breaths.

    And Stallone is a pussy. I’m shivering.

  • NightmareFuel

    You get used to it… and then you find yourself longing for the sound of his laughter. The days seems so empty without it.

  • NightmareFuel

    YOU CANNOT SILENCE RICH EVANS.

  • NightmareFuel

    You really need to explore the wonders of the internet.

    Assmilk. That will help you on your journey.

  • Percy Gryce

    Agreed. One of my favorites is from towards the end of the Phantom Menace review when we hear that there is no consistent pronunciation of the word “Gungan” and an exasperated Mr. Plinkett asks, “Uh, what’s happening in this movie?” I use that whenever my house and kids erupt into chaos.

  • Jay Stein

    But I couldn’t turn it off….

  • Johnny Two Melons

    Judging by his insane blathering, it’s more a question of going off his meds.

  • Marvin Falz

    Which makes me think, RLM should start a charity campaign to fund their own beer brand with Plinkett on the label and which tastes like a Plinkett Review in a bottle. Better yet create a brand called Plinkett Brew or something and subdivide it into sorts like Plinkett Review, Half in the Bag and Wheel of the Worst.

    I think you’re right. RLM’s genuineness is part of their appeal. They’re not entertainment machines you put a coin in and push a button and they act out what you want.

  • DarthRandal

    If you don’t they make you do something crazy for the people already inside the bar to see on the CCTV they have set up.

  • N7Comannder

    Haha aren’t you just so witty, im in awe of your rapier wit, idiot -_-..

    Seriously that did not answer my query. I just asked to know, no need for the sarcastic, unfunny ass-hat reply that helps nobody.

    So again does anyone know what the piece of background music that kicks in @7:17 is called(serious replies pls).

    Thank you.

  • Joaquin Phoenix
  • Mark Bisone

    I think I’ll try that one out with my niece and nephew. Next time they’re going cuckoo-for-Cocoa-Puffs, I’ll stick my finger in the air and say, “Goon gun”. I’ll WTF them into silence.

    (thanks for the tip)

  • Jayless

    You’re welcome.

  • seth rogen
  • Dannyboy

    You guys should watch Mr T’s
    Be Somebody or Be Somebody’s Fool !
    Its absolutely hilarious.

  • dannyboy
  • Hero

    It’s called ‘Reg’. It used to be heard outside of the Alice in Wonderland ride at Blackpool Pleasure Beach. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSLHXb9IjJE

  • campaign for hipster equality

    I am disappointed to see that the Wizard hipster is taking all the hipster based flack when other hipsters are available!

  • Rural Juror

    I remember before the sell off that the Star Wars legacy would be handed over to one of his daughters who worked in some Lucasfilm offshoot (something to do with the novels as I recall).

    Thank God there was some vestige of common sense from GL that realised that such nepotism will destroy his Star Wars legacy. The one good thing about Red Tails is that it probably knocked a dose of reality back into GL long enough for him to take a long hard look into Star Wars.

  • Mark Bisone

    Yeah, I know. The truth sounds insane when you’ve been lied to your whole life.

    But I know laughter is the best medicine, and RLM is a pretty good hospital. And that I’m sick, but you’re sicker. And people like the aptly-named “NightmareFuel” made us that way.

    So my advice to you is this: take the magic pill of Rich’s laughter. Flush it down your throat with a tall, cool glass of Shut The Fuck Up… until you feel a little better. Then let’s tell each other jokes.

  • Mark Bisone
  • Mark Bisone

    Since we’re exchanging all these Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, it occurred to me this morning that we all might be a little better off trying to be like Plinkett’s Black Baby Jesus than like Evil Drunk Baby. Black Baby Jesus looks like he’s having a lot more fun. I’ll bet he drinks some hipster microbrew — not for the status or cultural cache, but because he really likes the taste of it.

  • Mark Bisone

    Yeah, seriously. He would have killed the “younglings” and destroyed the point of the original Star Wars forever. Arguably he already kinda did, with his mindbogglingly stupid, Nazi-esque “mitichlorian” bullshit. He went to the dark side.

    But I sense a great disturbance in the Force. I sense he can come back. Not to Star Wars — he needs to be kept away from that forever. But I sense he’s not totally evil. Maybe he’ll surprise us all one day, like Vader suddenly surprised us when he chucked The Emperor down the trash chute. He’ll use his business sense to do something good and slightly arty. And then probably drop immediately dead, because that would be kinda funny.

  • “Excelente!” *pats*

  • Nathan Anderson

    When did Rich buy a police car?

  • Manaconda

    Has Mike switched to drinking straight vodka?

  • marcus

    Why do those 2 retards keep showing up, they contribute value and act all lost, especially the skinny douche.

  • Guest

    There’s some real charmers on here…

    I hope that you all aren’t this rude in real life.

  • guest

    You’re a weird asshole.

  • Piggitab

    Ah, so you’re new here, too.

  • Wittti

    I don’t know the name of this song, but it goes like this lyrics:

    Star Wars the Phantom Menace

    was the most disappointing thing

    since my son.

  • Now I Get It

    Another fresh, young Disqus account used, abused, orphaned.

  • Now I Get It

    You know, if brewing weren’t as capital and labour intensive as filmmaking, that particular diversification just might work.

    Except that having their own brew would put them in the old poet’s quandry of “What does the vintner buy that’s half so sweet as what he sells?” They might shut down video production for good.

  • Now I Get It

    When you put it that way, it’s both.

  • Mark Bisone

    They “contribute value and act all lost”?

    Through your short, shitheaded quest to hurt someone beautiful, you accidentally discovered the truth of all art. You’re like a psychotic, pathetic, retarded genius. Thank you.

    Now fuck off.

  • Percy Gryce

    I assumed it was grain alcohol.

  • Mark Bisone

    I assumed it was fucking moonshine… which, come to think of it, is just a prettier name (but a better one).

  • TriptotheMeh

    nah… old instructional videos are real low hanging fruit. Why did you go for this angle? Was it to avoid DMCAs on you YT channel? :/ Sorry guys, lost interest in this one very quickly.

  • Percy Gryce

    “serious replies pls”

    Did you crib that from the “BBW Seeking . . . ” section of your local alternative weekly?

    And calm down, brother, my stupid jokey reply is not going to inhibit anyone else from sharing the information you seek.

  • guest

    Please go away. You might find cool shit to do, somewhere, someday. You might be an awesome hero someday, for all we know. But this trolling bullshit isn’t going to help you — and it’s not hurting us, because it’s so lame and shitty and pointless

  • Percy Gryce

    They could follow the late Paul Newman’s model: Plinkett’s Own salad dressing, spaghetti sauce, popcorn, and booze, but mostly booze.

  • Percy Gryce

    You’ve missed the point entirely. As the intro says, people send them weird shit. They are comedic geniuses who have a desire to spin that weird shit into comedy gold. They built the WOTW both to free them from having to choose which shit to watch but also to constrain and channel their creative urges. It’s a classic improv move. Have you never heard of a show called “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” Same concept, but in RLM’s case it’s transferred to the realm of reviewing bad movies, which is their wheelhouse (ha, ha, get it?).

  • Percy Gryce

    I was flashing back to college when I used to drink that shit straight. Probably why I don’t drink a lot these days . . . .

  • Mark Bisone

    No, adapted from “Star Wars”, I think.

  • Dick

    This show is the Worst of the Worst.

  • Dick

    Right on marcus! Best comments get the most thumbs down.

  • Mark Bisone

    Oh, hey Cthulhu, what’s up?

    As long as you’re (still, always) here, I wanted to ask you something: why the fuck are you so stupid and evil? Was something bad done to you? Don’t you know you’re the disease, and we’re the motherfucking cure?

    Warm Regards,
    Marion Cobretti

    http://d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net/image_cache/1336485303292249.png

  • Mark Bisone

    Just like Orwell’s monsters! Truth is a Lie! Up is Down!

    Fuck off forever. You will never win. Your comedy dick is too small, and our used car salesman’s rusted Lamborghini of Truth is too imperfect and clanky and awesome. You’ll be hilariously defeated forever.

  • Now I Get It

    Hnhh. So many canons, so little time.

  • Percy Gryce
  • hurgendurgen

    The bald guy should stick to behind-the-scenes crap, all he does is make shitty points or rips off previous RLM gags. Beardy’s meh, but I don’t really mind him I guess.

  • Mark Bisone

    Good point.

  • Percy Gryce
  • Percy Gryce

    It is summertime–even in Milwaukee.

  • Percy Gryce

    Actually, if I had to pick one line from all of the prequel reviews it would be that one. For me it just sums up the absurdity of Episodes I-III:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORWPCCzSgu0#t=2m38s

  • KrangdasVolga

    You’re gay.

  • Quonk

    Now DARN YOU redlettermedia for actually making me visit cakefarter dot com … however the video on THAT site would actually merit its own rlm review…

  • jubalbiggs

    Do I even want to know? Considering how there are many things on the Interwebs Which Cannot Be Unseen… I am not sure I even want to go there.

  • Quonk

    Well, actually the chick in the only video that site has to offer (as far as i can see) isn’t all that ugly… So… Oh and the comments section there is getting more hilarious by the minute!

  • Johnny Two Melons

    Cthulhu vs Cobra? I think you might have a movie pitch.

  • jubalbiggs

    Ok, but if I’m scarred for life, I’m totally blaming you, anonymous interwebs denizen!

  • Mark Bisone

    I think CorbeauNoir might have already pitched it:

    https://securecdn.disqus.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/557/5182/original.jpg

  • Quonk

    Fair enough. But I tell you: You’ll find it enlightening…

  • Kviii

    I want to post a comment but I am scared the retarded user Mark Bisone is going to reply to it like he did all 700 of the others. Help, I’m’a scared. :/

  • Mark Bisone

    Yes, that’s clear. But but that’s not his precise problem, Watson.

    What’s clear is that he wants his particular rectum drilled by The Wizard!

    Maybe there is some scientist or poet who could on day explain this phenomenon further. But they’re probably too drunk to, at this hour of the night.

  • Mark Bisone

    Don’t be too scared. I promise I won’t reply.

    (Oh shit. Sorry.)

  • Mark Bisone

    Hahahahahahah. “Enlightening.”

    (Oh, also fuck the fuck off, fucker.)

  • Mark Bisone

    But not really “sorry”, because I would kick the living, holy, blackbabyjesus shit out of you if I saw you.

    In a nice way, though.

    At first.

  • Pebkio

    Still no Shoji Tabuchi? Dammit, I’ve avoided looking it up on the interwebs so I can have it freshly explained by you hackfrauds. Just cheat it into the next one or something…

  • Workpigs

    I feel as though Mike and Jay are being LAAAZY. Rich should take over.

  • Johnny Two Melons

    Learn to embrace your fear, my friend.

  • Ruiner

    Goatse ’nuff said…

  • Joshua Pelfrey

    Too much said.

  • Shoji Tabuchi

    How are they being lazy?

  • Shoji Tabuchi

    WHEN THE HELL IS THE NEXT PLINKETT REVIEW?!?! 🙁

  • Cameron Vale

    He’ll show ’em how it’s done. Being lazy, that is.

  • BigBalla

    Rich Evans crushing with the quips on this vid. That comment about the normal sized mic on Gary was priceless. I want a Rich Evans key chain thingy that laughs.

  • Lets him accomplish blunders

    Some cop from the future just left it there

  • William Shakesman

    “Cause I don’t like things that are different” is probably applicable to every situation.

  • Mike Jakermen

    I bet that pedophile with the package worked for the same bike shop that haunted Gary Coleman for years.

  • Teh Mug

    Where the hell is Half in the Bag. Wanna hear your thoughts on Wolverine and Elysium.

  • Pulp

    Just bumped into this safety VHS on Sexual Harassment for $435.
    http://www.digital-2000.com/sexual-harassment-training-package-4-videos-in-one-package/

    I think, some of the staff need to watch a safety video on Cholesterol levels.
    http://www.digital-2000.com/pages/About-Us.html

  • Jude

    I can knock up a Plinkett review for you if you like. It won’t be anywhere near as good as Mike’s, but it will be something to tide you over. We can discuss payment later on.

  • Rob

    Seems you’re preoccupied screaming for attention like some loser asshole. Get a life, bud. This forum is meant to comment on the show, not tweeting stupid shit.

  • Looby Lunny

    Mark Bisone is the RLM comment page mascot. He’s one of the reasons I come to this site. He’s crazy and you never know what wacky antics he will get up to next. What do they call you anyway other than ‘Rob’?

  • Quonk

    wat… I didn’t say it was good or aesthetically pleasing, did I?

  • Quonk

    PS: And the chick looks a bit like an emaciated Sarah Silverman… could be worse, if you ask me.

  • Meester Smeeth

    Damn you for making me Google “nepotism”, sir.
    I think the sad thing is that Lucas has really already completely destroyed his legacy. He’s at least disfigured it beyond reasonable recognition.
    Every time I’d hear about some new change, some new improvement it was like, shit, have you seen the state of so-and-so’s nose or, shit, have you seen wha’sname’s lips or, shit, just plain shit, look at the state of that, but why?
    That’s how deep it’s been, that’s how low it goes for me.
    Now, I ain’t never read one of those Star Wars books (aside from the first few pages of The Truce At Bakura) and I (probably) never will (in full), but I really don’t think any amount of nepotism could make this series any worse than it has been for the last 14-or-so years.
    Even a Michael Bay Star Wars, an Adam Sandler Star Wars, or a Sir Ridley Scott Star Wars prequel/not prequel fucking what-the-fuck-ever fucking Star Wars, none of them could be quite as bad as Episodes I-III, could they?
    Well, yeah, I suppose they could, actually. But at least it wouldn’t be a shock that would resonate for nearly 15 years, would it? Or would it?
    Will people really be talking about how shit the Transformers films are in 10 years time? Will people really be debating over the comedic merits of Adam Sandler’s entire career in 10 years time? Will some people still be arguing that Prometheus is a masterpiece while others maintain it is bloody rubbish? Probably. I don’t know.
    I would like to apologise, this reply has gone on way too long. This comment is officially an alarming flood.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Picking up a single hot dog does that to people.

  • Drain

    Please refrain from posting worthless trolling crap where it don’t belong. As for your eyes, maybe you should get those checked by a doctor. Ever hear of the phrase, “You’re a moron”? Quite a bit, I suspect.

  • Percy Gryce

    I use that one with my wife at least once a day.

  • vicomtepicabia

    It’s better when they do narrative films, rather than instructional videos.

  • Strelnikov

    Ah, instructional videos….

    I remember video rental stores in my area reaching critical mass by 1988; they had them in every strip mall, even tiny ones in supermarkets. And to a store, they all had an “Instructional/Fitness” section with at least six tapes. Six tapes that were never checked out. EVER.

    I don’t know what market there was in informational videos; it had to be large, because I’ve seen snippets from so many online….what surprises me is that 99 percent of them were fluff. You would assume that the person who has to make this sort of industrial film would try to create the audio-visual equivalent of an instruction manual; instead its “stick in a crappy story”, “try to make it look like a sitcom”,”make it revolve around any big-name actors in the cast.” Army anti-venereal disease films from WWII had more solid information in them.

  • Strelnikov

    I just wish the wheel had hit Shoji Tabuchi and the tree climbing video.

  • adw

    Nice, I was wondering when you would post new stuff. Keep them coming guys!

  • zzz

    They were cheap to make. You could do one without a budget, or any directorial skill, or an effort. A B-movie is way more time consuming and needs some experience. Here, just put a camera rolling and talk bullshit. If you want to distinguish your video – hire a celebrity, even one which fame is way past its prime.

  • iamtravis182

    Holy Fuck. Space Cop set construction….beautiful.

  • whip

    I hope you understand me saying this.. but I’m so glad these people have decided to pick on you instead of me.

    Sorry to see it though. What’s with these idiot trolls? Oh, keep in mind, the majority of them are the same guy who stems back from the original Man of Steel reviews. He thinks he’s cleverly hiding that. But he’s not.

  • whip

    A lot of them are one person who has continued to hold a butt hurt rage over the Man of Steel reviews. He keeps changing names, but doesn’t realize how easy it is to tell he’s the same person.

    The rest are simply contrarian / hipster types. This show is popular. When you are popular and find success, you automatically gain haters. Because haters gonna hate.

    Because they are insecure, childish narcissists (insecurity is the root of narcissism). When something popular comes along, they have to piss on it to differentiate themselves from the rest of the “masses of idiots”.

    They are smarter then all of us. They are better than all of us. They won’t like something that is popular, simply BECAUSE it’s popular. Because then it means it appeals to a majority of people

    They are not part of the majority. They are special, unique little snowflakes.

    it’s classic psychological compensation. And the idiots don’t even realize how transparent it is. That’s what is most sad.

  • decora

    what about you? when is your hour long review of wolverine and elysium coming out?

  • decora

    you should probably stick to just voting on comments, instead of actually writing them.

  • decora

    best part is probably when he is driving around, everyone probably slows down and gives him space.

  • decora

    its interesting, mr T wrote a book a while back. its not funny, its actually kind of horrifying. he basically alludes to, vaguely, to either committing a vigilante murder or a major assault. he grew up in an incredibly violent environment.

  • decora

    uhm, let it go?

  • decora

    how dare you.

  • decora

    This show is so over man.

    (This has been a Portlandia reference).

  • decora

    for some reason I read that as “junior ghostbusters”

  • decora

    Mark, no offense, but what the fuck are you talking about?

  • decora

    What would happen if you matched up RLM with Tell ‘Em Steve Dave?

  • whip

    “This hamburger tastes like shit”

    “Well let’s see you make a better one”

    “This car is a piece of crap”

    “Well let’s see you design a better one”

    “This game is lame”

    “Well let’s see you design a better one”

    Ahh yes, this old fallacy. It’s sad to see people still employ it.

    One does not need to be an expert or peer in a field to criticize. And in fact, he’s not even criticizing. He’s just asking for another review. He was barely rude at all. Maybe the “Where the hell is..” line as a tad rude. The rest is quite reasonable.

    But you are attempting to discredit him personally in order to further discredit his point or opinion. Classic fallacy. It doesn’t work that way.

    And people call me a fanboy.

  • Guest

    this should be turned into a t-shirt, done blue-white-red like the obama poster, put the words ‘obey’ under it on stickers, etc.

  • decora

    indeed

  • decora

    indeed.

  • decora

    i hate your comments. they make me wish that life had evolved differently on this planet.

  • decora

    whoever posted this is a fucking asshole. funny as shit, but still a fucking asshole.

  • Percy Gryce

    Forget it, he’s rolling.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8lT1o0sDwI

  • decora

    uhm, they arent new? Wizard played a key character in Feeding Frenzy, instrumental to the plot. It involved a toilet and eyeballs.

  • decora

    sort of like your comments are not really good on a computer screen? i mean, im sure you are nice. your writing, just, makes me wish that i was born a sightless cave dwelling morlock so that i wouldnt ever have a chance of reading it. ever.

  • decora

    sort of like every time someone gets shot in a video, it brings to mind the university of texas tower-shooter tragedy in the 1960s. TOO SOON. too soon.

  • decora

    Uhm, when did dragging something behind a car become “lynching”? The vast majority of lynchings involved hangings, shootings, beatings, etc. Perhaps you should brush up on your civil rights history? I would suggest “And the Walls Came Tumbling Down” by Ralph Abernathy.

  • Percy Gryce

    Interesting crossover idea. Hipsters v. slackers? That’s not it exactly. Hard workers v. layabouts? Strivers v. dreamers? Midwesterners v. New Jerseyites? Then there’s the Kevin Smith question. RLM clearly doesn’t care for him. TESD is nothing without him.

    (BTW: I think Walt Flanagan and Bryan Johnson are great, natural comedians. I can’t stand Brian Quinn. Why is he a part of their show? What is he even doing there except promoting his stupid cable TV show. I stopped listening because of him.)

  • decora

    Drift: the answer is pretty simple. Rich Evans is a virulent racist who cannot stand to be in the same room with anyone who hasn’t proved their racial heritage, back to their great grandmother.

  • decora

    excellent comment. worth 100 of the other comments on here.

  • decora

    here is the problem. They took a power drill and drilled into the tape. If you think this is referencing Jeffrey Dahmer, you’d be kind of … reading into things that just aren’t there.

  • Vascular

    I don’t want to watch that old man’s movie review. I bet it will be boring and he won’t understand anything about comics or sci-fi because he’s too old and cant connect with today’s youf.

    I do, however want to watch what the hack-frauds that run this webzone have to say about those movies, even though I know they will like one and hate the other. Except that dark haired guy, who’s always such a downer. Kinda like you and your shitty post.

  • Mark Bisone

    Also tobasco sauce. No merchandising campaign is complete without tobasco sauce.

  • Burgerlord

    The worst movie ever is Jackie Chan’s “To Kill With Intrigue”. I dare these guys to review it.

  • Vascular

    Fuck you guys for making me go to Cakefarter. You totally knew I would have to, and now I can’t get the image of that woman’s cake hole out of my head. Jerks.

  • Paul Schumann

    That was delightful. Rich behind the wheel inspires an incredible mixture of fear and wonder in my soul.
    I do see what they’re doing by not selecting the fiddler or tree safety…. crafty, saving the real best of the worst for last!

  • Joe Syxpac

    I can go see Shoji Tabuchi live downtown. They just had a radio ad for his show.

  • Workpigs

    Half in the bag, last full episode was too many eons ago. If something big does not come soon I’m going to piss in someone’s Cheerios.

  • decora

    Where the hell is Half in the Bag. Wanna hear your thoughts on Wolverine and Elysium.

    thats pretty fucking rude. sort of like your ‘analysis’ of my comment was pretty fucking rude, you fucking asshole.

  • decora

    quinn has been on the show since the first month or two and been working with View Askew since the.. 90s? he has some crazy stories he goes into. some of the funniest shit is listening to Walt absolutely destroy other TruTV shows while Quinn has to sit there walking this incredibly fine line and talking about how he gets in trouble for what Walt is saying.

    RLM + TESD would just be incredibly weird, like pumpernickel ice cream. . . but somehow i feel like there might be something there. I can really imagine Bryan Johnson loving a series like The Grabowskis.

  • StopCivilisation

    not Christmas yet

  • StopCivilisation

    Its (or at least was) summertime let ’em enjoy summer like the rest of us.

  • Duckler

    You spent the last 3 and 1/2 weeks at various municipal auctions trying to buy that busted-up police cruiser, right? Please?!

  • Duckler

    Give them money. I know that money can motivate me, so therefore “moar free stuffs” as you kids all parrot.

  • Drain

    My vote would have been on Cabin Fever, at least for 2000+.

  • Drain

    We need a series of Plinkett instructional videos. I want to see the “guide to preparing feline meat” one. I bet he also has a few on the dismembering and disposing of human bodies.

  • Drain

    I assume that the delay means they’re putting more work into it or are working on something else. Either way, it’s not wasted time in the end. These don’t seem like the folks to just sit around and drink beer rather than work. Oh… wait… that might be wrong…

  • WhatanAsshole

    So touchy and defensive. Calm down.

  • Johnny Two Melons

    Hey kids, look at the monkey accuse someone of being a rude asshole by being a rude asshole. We call that sort of behavior in the wild “douche-baggery.”

  • Now I Get It

    “…Lucas has really already completely destroyed his legacy. …That’s how deep it’s been, that’s how low it goes for me. …[But] will people really be talking about…the Transformers films…Adam Sandler’s career in 10 years time?”

    Excellent distinction. You’re right. Of course they won’t, whereas Lucas’ films and career are an immortal cautionary tale.

  • Shitbird

    Excellent new intro.

  • Meester Smeeth

    Exactly. He’s fucking George fucking Lucas. People don’t forget. I imagine Bay, Sandler and Scott are more than right at home right behind him somewheres in the same shit-list because, to be brutally honest, they are quite shite but, to be plain honest in general, not quite as disappointing as fucking George fucking Lucas has been, though just as shit, really.
    Take Prometheus. Please, take her!
    People expect it from the guys who brought you Pump & Iron and Adults 1 & 2. Maybe even 3.
    People didn’t expect it from Alien 5: Blade Runner 1.5, but that’s what we got. That’s what they got. No matter what they say. They know the truth.

  • Guest

    They’re probably on holiday or vacation as the lovely Yanks call it. Let them enjoy it and before you know it, Half in the Bag will be back and we can enjoy it once again! 🙂

  • Ady

    Man of Steel review eh. Funny thing is, I’ve almost forgotten all about that rather forgettable movie.

  • Bob JaBopistan

    Ahem, it’s called “Eating Pussy.”

  • Marvin Falz

    There have to be priorities. First: video production, second: beer brewing.

  • Marvin Falz

    Name of the sauce: Burny S. Plinkett.

  • aracistnazithatkilled6trillion

    This PC shit is getting way out of hand… Pushing guilt onto people over putting “African American” style music to the “African American” family? The “Spanish American” family using a “Spanish American” accent? What did you want the “African American” family to be listening to Mozart and doing science projects in the background? Were the “Spanish Americans” supposed to talk like the “proper Englishmen of yore?”

    Seriously you pretentious pukes make me want to actually puke.

    “When in doubt and you can’t find anything interesting why not make white people feel guilty for being the evil racist boogeyman..”

  • Murderin Murphy

    I guess no new movies have come out in the past month.

  • Now I Get It

    Which would put the actual drinking a distant (?) third. That might just work, too.

  • fuckstick

    I think i watched that tree stand safety video in my hunter safety course, sadly the cover is just a still shot, not part of a falling scene. But sooner or later we shall see if it is the same video or not.

  • jnoble

    There is always a bitch. Go back to Youtube.

  • jnoble

    Do the words “cake farter” not give you some kind of indication of what it is, and that it should be avoided?

  • Kindly_Your_mother

    Dammit stokassa. You spent actual time with this garbage instead of doing new plinkett reviews. I hate you. Oh and no more poking fun at instructional videos!! Pick movies next time. Dya hear me?

  • Gagarin

    Love this show/series, please keep it up!

  • Marvin Falz

    Oh my, nooo, I don’t want to be responsible for their breakup! Drinking’s top priority above everything else, it flows through, it binds the universe together. Everybody should work in their own brewery. That, my friends, is the kind of welfare the world would really benefit from.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Seems like someone disgrees even though I’ve given a decent argument against such an awkward [and wrong] term. I was hoping someone would voice an opposing opinion with a comment rather than a thumbs down so I could see how other people felt about the topic.

  • Guest

    I’m not exactly sure why you’re having such an emotional response to it. You can’t just reduce these things away by throwing out the phrase “PC” and pretending a problem doesn’t exist there. No one is saying you have to show the black family listening to Mozart (though with a black friend who’s a classical musician, I can say it’s not as outlandish as you think), but, as with all art forms, you make choices when you put a movie together. Those filmmakers didn’t have to appeal to such obvious racial stereotypes, but they did. The implicit point being made is that we should show some plain decency to other people. It upsets people to have an identity prescribed to them, instead of being given the chance to show their own individuality. There’s bound to be black and latino people who would watch that movie, and wouldn’t identify with any of portrayals shown, and that’s why they might get mad. These people are shown as typical American families, and so the movie’s making a big stereotyped assumption about how people in these ethnic groups behave. Can you honestly say you’ve never experienced a moment when you’ve felt you’ve been stereotyped, and felt de-individualized for it? The last statement of your comment is ironically making the same complaint your knocking redlettermedia for. Now I don’t know you, you could actually be one of those ‘racist boogeymen’ (a lot of white people like that do actually exist, and it’s enough of them that you can’t just pretend it’s in the imagination), but I’m guessing you’re complaining about how some people jump to the conclusion that white people are racist or are motivated by racism. And you don’t like it. Why? Because you’ve just had your identity handed to you without the chance of showing it yourself. That’s what’s being knocked here, and it’s perfectly legitimate, you’ve shown in this comment you don’t like it yourself. Try to learn to see this issue through another persons eyes. The way you don’t like having negative stereotypes hurled at white people, is the same emotion someone might feel if they’re black or Latino and they see “Key Matters.” I just want you to learn to see that.

  • Drain

    Lol, that’s right.

  • Franklin Floratos

    Also seconded. Have you seen the photo of him, barbecuing next to the bin?

  • StopCivilisation

    Combine them togheter! 🙂 Beer & work = Epic Win!

  • Now I Get It

    Okay, good to know. (I can see who WON’T be captaining the intervention.)

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    17:41

    “That’s right, Jay!”

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Overly long post, but I pretty much agree with your novel.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Lol, that’s right, Jay!*

    Fixed your post for you.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    For a retard he sure has a decent grip on using proper grammar and spelling.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “gives him space”

    I see what you did there. HA!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Those attributes are great, though. The Plinkett voice and his psychotic asides help make those reviews entertaining and funny on top of being very well thought out reviews.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    You know, you could have just ignored him. You HAVE the power.

  • Liz Frazier

    Felt kind of so-so about the first WOTW episode, but this one was pretty good. Definitely waiting for “Tree Stand Safety.” Hopefully they’ll also do that juggling video from the beginning of the “Resident Evil” review.

  • Robotpals

    I’m glad the Plinkett reviews got me here, but I honestly like Half in the Bag and Wheel of the Worst more.

  • Guest

    Yeah, I felt that way when I posted it. However, I wanted to phrase it so it was absolutely clear, and that the guy didn’t feel it was a personal attack.

  • Strelnikov

    “Here, just put a camera rolling and talk bullshit.”

    I understand that they are dirt-cheap to make and that you can get stars who need to work off DUI tickets, it’s just that an informational video needs INFORMATION, and that’s where these things seem to be falling apart. When your “guide to the internet” video is more site ads then how to plug cables into outlets, you have failed.

  • Jayless

    Oh come on George, you got killed of ages ago. Are you altering the deal again?

  • Christopher Kulik

    I sent MEATBALLS III specifically for Jay!

  • Dubs

    I was never into this series but this was definitely the one to win me over. It’s so much fun just watching you guys having a great time but also when you’re discussing stuff with such quality, probably since you’re all people that know what you’re talking about. Not to mention you guys are fucking funny. Keep up the great work.

  • Mark Bisone

    Talkin’ bout my generation, man.

  • Vajackster

    When’s the next Plinkett review? It’s taking fucking forever.

  • Christian Ryan-Pagano

    You may very well be my favorite people in the history of forever.

  • Its name?

    It came from the future, to the past

  • Cameron Vale

    I think Bisone is autistic or something.

  • Marvin Falz

    lol =D

  • Cameron Vale

    The letters in your name rearrange into ” I am wangst death Hitler.”

  • Evan Jacobson

    Just saw a glimpse of what the shoji tabuchi show is all about… Holy shit prepare for glory!

  • N7Comannder

    Not helpful -_-

  • N7Comannder

    Well ok..but seriously i want to know what its called..Someone out there must know. I’d be most grateful to know. These jokey STUPID like replies are just irritating, super annoying is all. They raise false ope, you know.

    Anyways i think RLM should release a playlist/soundtrack of all the pieces of music they’ve used.

  • Now I Get It

    Well, coincidently, that same friend just sent me links to a couple of print articles that make a few of the same points as Plinkett’s “Star Trek” (09) review. Overall, they reached the same conclusions, but differed in that, in print, the accompanying images were limited to a handful of gifs. And that seems to be more my friend’s speed.

    So, as Plinkett himself might say, “The devil’s in the details, my lovelies.” And apparently my friend’s objection is that he doesn’t want Plinkett taking him through hell to learn them.

    His gain/loss?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    His loss, for sure. I mean, he’s missing out on pizza rolls!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    That comment fucking slayed me. My sides are probably exiting the heliopause, soon.

  • Chad Sims
  • Guest

    They clearly take a lot of time to think up meaningful criticism, and to edit it well for production value. Instead of screaming: More! More! More!, show some gratitude. Chill.

  • Percy Gryce
  • Horatio

    For Safety’s Sake needed Gary Coleman stroking a cat while he’s observing sandwich boy. “What a nice sandwich you’ve got there… wouldn’t it be a shame, if you… choked on it?!”

  • Percy Gryce

    Check out the new HITB. It opens with Jay’s reading a book I just sent in.

  • Quonk

    AVOID?? Why the heck would one want to avoid this stuff? I mean isn’t that like… Global Rule 24 of the internet? – The more depraved it sounds, the more it’s worth a visit.

  • Now I Get It

    If by “pizza rolls” you mean the greasy, cheesy fun of whole-baked silliness, then Yippee! I mean, Yes.

  • Now I Get It

    Some paragraphing might have helped the medicine go down.

  • Workpigs

    I love the nod Mike gives while also dismissing us in the Wolverine half in the bag.

  • Guest

    Fair. I thought about splitting it up, but was already frustrated with the length of the post. Thinking there was only a small chance he would read it anyway, I decided I put enough effort trying to make it sound dispassionate, and went with the ‘fuck it’ option.

    You’re right though, it would have been easier to deal with visually. If there’s a next time, other than this post, I’ll take that advice.

  • Guest

    Who knows, maybe the people who put the movie together didn’t actually know anything about computer set-up. Maybe the line where the dad says: “get a tech-savy friend to do it,” is a secret cry for help.

  • Guest

    I was so disappointed when it missed those two. I was relieved that at least one of them was the Gary Coleman film.

  • Guest

    Does anyone else find it funny that a two sentence comment somehow generated this much fuss?

  • Now I Get It

    Yeah, I’ve been there with my own posts. If organisation is elusive, then tone is downright delicate. That’s why I so often go with the “edit” option.

  • Strelnikov

    It’s more like dead laziness; hooking stuff up should be the FIRST thing they do in the video. My only thought as to why they didn’t was due to how many different modems there were, software differences, and other technical crap. A video like that is doomed to obsolescence anyway, so why not just slather it in technobabble?

  • Strelnikov

    Thanks to Everything Is Terrible I’ve seen bits of it, which is why I wanted “Tree Stand Safety.”

  • StopCivilisation

    You guys should put a magnet where Tree Stand Safety is located on the wheel 😛

  • StopCivilisation

    Well put words and not that long really. Ive seen longer! 😀

  • Robert Overstreet

    At least he did not say goatse.

  • Sam Raimi

    I wanna see that massage video!

  • Christopher Kulik

    I’m the one that contributed it. It’s actually a straightforward, 29-minute approach to doing a basic massage with your partner. The video is dated 1980, so it was one of the first of these so-called “educational videos” although I do question the resumes of the people involved. Everyone is naked (’70s bush and silicone-less), there is narration and no dialogue, and I’m wondering if the actors were culled from the porn industry at the time…however it was released on Universal’s MCA label, so who knows.

  • AlcaldeEste

    We want to see the Shoji Tabuchi Show next time! You’ve been teasing us with it longer than the Plinkett Crystal Skull review! You can just make a Best of the Worst: The Shoji Tabuchi Show Special!

  • AlcaldeEste

    No, please, no. That is just a movie that is constantly hitting you over the head with its simplicity. Every person is either someone who is cartoonishly evil with no character or redeeming qualities whatsoever, or someone who is cartoonishly good with a heart of gold and a love for everything that’s good and true who can do nothing wrong. And the obvious symbolism and foreshadowings feel like a first-year film student shouting “Do you get it? Do you get it yet? This is what this means! This is what is going to happen later in the movie! Stupid stupid thick stupid audience! Do you get it?” Come on, give the audience a little more credit than that.
    And it still got an Oscar nomination for Best Picture. Deserved? Meh, maybe it was a slow year.
    And now the good users of IMDb has voted it the greatest movie of all time. Better than 12 Angry Men, better than The Godfather, better than Citizen Kane, better than Vertigo, better than Taxi Driver, better than …. you get the point.

  • Derp

    Except, you know, magnetic tapes don’t react well to magnets…

  • StopCivilisation

    haha yeah that’s true. Maybe they can take it out of the cover then and have it elsewhere so we can see it the next time around 🙂

  • stryker1121

    Yowza..a child rape joke. That’s a little dark.

  • stryker1121

    It was implied…don’t worry, this is all anonymous. Let your freak flag fly!

  • Gotta wait for them to finish Space Cop. It could be a while…

  • diehounderdoggen

    The discussion and analysis on this one isn’t that remarkable, mostly ’cause the videos are shit, but that doesn’t stop it from being one of the best so far. Saved in editing by including the callbacks to Rich Evans’ previous career as a serial arsonist and the ball numbingly high speed stunt sequence in the Space Copmobile.

    It’s really heartening to go back in time and see how RLM has become more technically competent and imaginative over the years. It gives me some hope that web entertainers can in fact change for the better, instead of “cashing in” and becoming complacent.

    In other words, a sincere thanks goes out to Mike, Rich, Jay, Jessie, Josh and Jack for making us laugh without relying too much on shoddy lowest common denominator crap.

  • Walter Sobchak

    No more instructional videos, please. It’s not just as fun.

  • george

    Haha, what? CIA always on my dick.

  • george

    I don’t read reddit brainwashed, “this machine kills fascists”, soccer mom/nerd dad, pc patrol posts because…. its always the same. You are all hivemind bandwagon riders. A clap lost in the sea of very slightly altered, yet overall identical, sea of applause. Useful idiots pushing agendas that you’ve never even looked at further than the tip of your nose. Fit in! All the cool people are doing it! Why am I saying “evil racist nazis oppresses the “minority” (“minorities are FAR from being “minorities” on a global scale….. something you “we are one people, one earth” types conveniently leave out when you are pushing your guilt… whites are the minority next to jews. Maybe some tongans and samoans in there as well.)?? I don’t know why I am saying it but it sure makes me look cool!!!!!!

    (I use quotations because I like to imagine myself doing sarcastic hand quotations while talking in my mind and typing, if you don’t like it buzz off.) .

  • george

    Nice one, homeboy! Cracka killa, out.

  • george

    Also… yes you slaughtered me. I am a great beast and you are the eternal reddit tier warrior. You hit me with your “TIL an evil nazi oppressed a gentle and kind black man” recycled comment and I faltered. You then hit me with your “look at this evil nazi” attack whilst peering behind you waiting for the reaction of the reddit hordes behind you! They cheered.. some not knowing why.. Then the final blow was when you said “I vanquish you to the dark depths of hell evil nazi satan! Then the reddit hordes from your town marched into your moms basement and hoisted you up and the cheers could be heard from miles around! It was your greatest day and EVERYONE LOVED YOU and you fit in!

    Actually I just became kind of bored with the content. Gave this one a try but that bald headed pretentious/euphoric guy turned me off.

    p.s. Euthanize the overly co-dependent. Sadly I think the opposite is happening. The earth is going to be inhabited by one giant totem polesque piggy back ride of humans just trying to “feel closer” to one another..Lord help us. I wonder who will be sitting back like a fat cat laughing at the human totem pole. I am guessing George W. Bush HAH! Or maybe Richard Nixon! Haha! Or maybe….. HITLER! DUN DUN DUN!!!

  • The tapes themselves aren’t actually on the wheel, you know that right? It’s just the boxes.

  • Clyde

    Oddly enough, you seem just as easily offended by the insinuation of PC culture as PC advocates do. If anything you’re creating a new type of PC in which all that is tolerated by you is explicit ignorance towards any claims towards racism (whether legitimate or not). Either that you’re doing an excellent over the top portrayal of one of those types who post in internet comment sections.

  • frank oz
  • Christopher Kulik

    Excellente! 🙂

  • Cameron Vale

    He’ll get a hold on you, believe it.

  • Christopher Kulik

    Unlike PULP FICTION (which I love, btw), at least you actually gave a shit about the characters in SHAWSHANK.

  • Now I Get It

    “I can’t stand Brian Quinn. Why is he part of their show?”

    As an addict, Jason Mewes stole from Smith, yet they’ve remained friends. Maybe this Quinn marked himself, like Mewes, as someone in need of a family. View Askew has always struck me as a community, after all, as opposed to RLM, where the bond seems to be more about dividing the labour.

    I’m just speculating, of course. After I wore myself out on Smith’s movies, I never did pursue the podcasts, although I do listen now and then to Jay Mohr, who casts under the same banner.

  • Percy Gryce

    But Smith and Mewes (and Flanagan and Johnson) grew up together. That’s what makes their chemistry.

    (And Mike and Rich grew up together too. You can’t discount that bond.)

    Quinn, AFAIK, is an outsider to those relationships. At first, I thought he was just the board op, but his role has grown. And in the last few podcasts I listened to he said some things that were so gratuitously ignorant and offensive that I stopped listening.

    Ahh, why the hell am I still talking about SmodCo? There’s a magic potion that makes you forget about Kevin Smith & Co. when you drink it. It’s called bleach.

  • Now I Get It

    To our betters, then, and to the world we leave in their care.

    http://www.followingyourfears.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Street-Trash.jpg

  • John Tibbetts

    It’s probably really bad, but not “funny bad”.

  • Paul Schumann

    Haven’t found any star wars books really outstanding (Zahn is the least bad, lol) except for the work of Karen Traviss, but her Republic Commando series is less star wars and more hard military fiction with a smattering of jedi here and there. It’s based on a computer game and she’s a former journo with embed experience overseas. I’d recommend them, but be forewarned Lucas ordered the series ended before the last book could be written! Something to do with his vision of the Mandalorians as peaceniks for his kids cartoon show conflicting with Traviss’ noble warrior clan…

  • Mitko

    25:39, Mike’s face + his pants = HILARITY

  • Mitko

    *It’s just not as fun… di…-did you read the script ?

  • Hiroki

    I see you’re new here…

  • John Tibbetts

    Strongly disagree.

  • Ziff

    The sequel to “The Family Guide to the Internet” has been posted on Youtube:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfMrVKnGzwg

  • Franklin Floratos

    Run! It’s Backdoor Mayor!

  • Franklin Floratos

    Your discreditation of discreditation is utterly discrediting. And ‘fallacy’… Need I lecture you on your using the word inappropriately? (I hope not.)

  • Jakoporeeno Tex Mex Johnson

    I hope Wizard gets his beard back soon

  • Jakoporeeno Tex Mex Johnson

    were you guys sponsored by cakefarter?

  • ident

    Why? Because it’s about a non-traditional Japanese family? You racist.

  • ident

    Spoilers?!?!

  • ident

    Better than Marcus Aurelius and Temujin?

  • ident

    I can’t think of any.

  • ident

    Insightful. PC is all about restricting speech. Anti-PC is all about the same.

  • Christian Ryan-Pagano

    If either ever said anything on the same level of both parts entertaining and insightful as these guys, I’d like to see it.

  • ident

    “Death hangs over you. While you live, and while you may, do good.” – Marcus Aurelius

    “I am the punishment of God…If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.” – Temujin

  • Christian Ryan-Pagano

    …but how do they feel about The Phantom Menace?

  • Marvin Falz

    “If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you” – Not necessarily, sometimes it’s punishment for sins someone else has committed and in other times it’s pure assholishness against someone weaker or someone who just happens to be there at the time.

  • ident

    Only a fool would argue with Genghis Khan.

  • RancidNaners

    Oh man, nice RED team shirt. Glad you’re on the right team.

  • Marvin Falz

    I wasn’t arguing with Genging Khan, I was extending his thought.

  • Billy Nunez

    just say black

  • Now I Get It

    I’m sorry I bailed on your reply so abruptly. But in this dread current of shifting commentary, it struck me as an eddy or undertow. I needed a moment to paddle to the bank to rest. “Just got real,” indeed.

  • Meester Smeeth

    You bailed who in the what now? As long as you got your breath back…

  • Meester Smeeth

    I’ve only ever really seen The Tigger Movie. Wasn’t bad at all.

  • Now I Get It

    Okay, cartoonwise: Sterling Holloway, Paul Winchell, and Sebastian Cabot are canon, but Jim Cummings (sigh) is not.
    And, so, to shorten the story, I’m afraid that, like Patton Oswalt, you’ve missed everything and you’re going to die angry – unless you, you know, like sit down and watch the original stuff. Disney would like that.

  • Now I Get It

    Oh, thank you. I knew you had the grace to save me from myself, just when I was feeling like the biggest idiot. If there’s ever anything I can do for you…

    By the way, I was sorry to hear about your Patton Oswalt Syndrome. That’s, uh, that’s gotta be rough. I guess you could watch the old Disney Pooh stuff, if you can find it. I heard Disney shredded it all, then put out a limited edition for major out-of-reach money. I have one of the old copies, of course, but, uhm, hmm, I don’t like to lend my stuff, so, I don’t know. Good luck with it, I guess.

    Oh, and thanks again. You are that Great Souled Man that Aristotle said we should all aspire to be. Really, I don’t know what I’d have done.

  • Poop

    Not all safety videos are lame…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo

  • Meester Smeeth

    As long as Uncle Walter is happy. Who the frig is Jim Cummings? What everything has Patton Oswalt missed? I don’t want to die angry!

  • Meester Smeeth

    Vintage Pooh? I don’t know, it’s not something I’d go out of my way for, really. But I’m sure I’d appreciate it, were we ever to cross paths.
    Seriously, explain the Patton Oswalt thing. The man is somewhat of a treasure, I guess, so what did he say about Pooh to officially have a Syndrome named after him?

  • Now I Get It

    I don’t care! You can die angry like the rest of us! …Oh, wait. I just got your next post. Just, just hang on a second, I got, I’m working this out. …Yeah…yeah…that’s it. Yeah. Okay, I got it!

  • Now I Get It

    Oh, no “I guess” about it. Oswalt is hilarious. I laugh out loud at his stuff, like I don’t with other comics. His diction, his inflections, they’re all his, plus, PLUS, he’s funny looking. He’s got “funny bones,” as they say. So, I think he’s the whole package.

    What he said wasn’t about Pooh. You’ll probably know it when you hear it, but in case you don’t, it runs from about 4:00-7:30 on this video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDndsvjyIG4

    So, it’s really this thing he said to some denser-than-usual heckler, except that, because I grew up with comedians, I know that he could just as easily have said it about himself.

    Of course, that feeling of missing something either evens out in one’s middle years or one learns to deal with it. It’s like what Oswalt said about his weight problem: ~”Either I’ve got to get in shape or become fascinated by what’s happening to me.”

    For my part, my whole presence here – from my user name, to my avatar, to my posts – is driven by the theme of what I’ve missed or learned too late. And it’s given me a rage for picking up threads of information and, for better or worse, passing them along.

    So, new to-do list: 1) fuck Uncle Walt; 2) cut Jim Cummings, the new voice of Tigger and Pooh, some slack, ‘cuz he was just taking a job, after all; and 3) go have a nice coffee.

    And thanks for being my faithful correspondent. It’s meant a lot, because I am that idiot sometimes.

  • Rob

    African American African American African American, just say black you fucking retard. Please stop using Jack and Wizard, I’m sorry but they just aren’t funny, and they never say anything interesting. Mike, Jay, Rich, that’s who we want to see. Guests are fine, but Jack and Wizard are boring as hell.

  • Marvin Falz

    Jack’s just trying to be nice. No need to insult him.

  • Meester Smeeth

    No problem! I’m always that idiot, all of the time, always talking out of turn!

  • Now I Get It

    There should be an award for people like us. I’m following 24 people right now and – my hand to God! – we’re the ones keeping this whole internet thing going.

  • Rob

    Sorry, but somebody has to say it. Mike, Jay and Rich are hilarious, but Jack and Wizard just aren’t funny. With one of them as a guest it is fine, since they won’t dominate the conversation. But with both of them, they suck up too much of the airtime and make the episode boring.

  • Rick Milligan

    You can tell Jack wants to say nigger so badly. All that overcompensating. We know your secret…

  • Marvin Falz

    Seems like the board is divided on Jack and Wizard. I for one like to see both of them in the shows. I guess we can only agree to disagree.

  • Marvin Falz

    I see we’re twins too. you look just like me and ident.

  • GoodGuyGrayson

    Unfortunately We’ll never know if Walter was trying to make that joke.

  • GoodGuyGrayson

    With Special Guest Appearance by Alan Funt!

  • GoodGuyGrayson

    I don’t know if this bad or not…But I think Wizard has been balding since the first Best of the Worst Episode.

  • GoodGuyGrayson

    I think RLM has some censoring. Race and Nudity they tend to stay away from (to the best of my knowledge).

  • GoodGuyGrayson

    Its about a man who started his own music company in Branon. Its just a concert movie I think.

  • Guest

    I don’t know if this is bad but I think Wizard has been balding since Best of the Worst Episode One.

  • GoodGuyGrayson

    I don’t get it…

  • GoodGuyGrayson

    Your name alone is worth the up vote.

  • MS

    hahahaha! I wasn’t saying that I was trolling. I was commenting on the fact that Drain was purposely trying to stir a hornet’s nest.

  • Drain

    No he wasn’t. He was just speculating at how horrible those movies(?) were, which is kind of the whole point of the show itself.

  • Jack Example

    Excellenté

  • TapewormBike

    Not sure what is the problem people have with Wizard and Jack. All the guys have slightly different styles of humour (as does everybody), but I like them all and their dynamic with Mike and Jay.

  • Marvin Falz

    I don’t get it either. Okay, meeting new people in general means you’re confronted with new appearances and new characteristics like taste and opinions and all of those are contrasted with your own preconceptions of what reality should be like. By “reality” I mean persons. So some of the crass reactions just signify a crass difference between preconceptions and the reality which Wizard, Jack and Jessi are. So in fact meeting new people is a challenge and a chance to broaden the horizon. I’m only addressing those comments who are attacking them on a personal level. I do understand that one’s taste in humor can’t be satisfied equally by everybody. I also understand that the discussion segments of BotW and HitB are improvised. The guys and gal are a bunch of friends who sit together, watch a movie and then talk about it. It’s a taped live conversation. Just like in real life when a conversation happens people might misunderstand each other and jokes might bomb horribly. Happens in BotW and HitB even though the guys and gal know each other (I presume) and more or less know where they’re coming from. And that’s another awesome facet of the shows: we get to see real people – at least more real than people playing characters and performing memorized dialogues. I haven’t read the comments to the episodes of HitB where Wizard and Lora Story appeared as guests. Where users as outraged and hostile as some users are nowadays?

  • TapewormBike

    Not sure about Wizard B Fest ep, but I advise you not to read the Troll episode with Lora, because the comment section was full of fucking not at all funny sexist and gross remarks about her.

  • Marvin Falz

    Ugh. I won’t bother to read those comment sections. But I’m beginning to wonder if the type of commenters you mention just don’t get RLM’s humor or the difference between characters and real people. Or they’re just fucking internet assholes who are trying to ruin the fun for everybody else.

  • CorbeauNoir

    >implying Claudius wasn’t the GOAT emperor

  • Jakefrom state farm

    Jay is just cracking up in the background.

  • T.e. Post

    Irrelevant? I fought in two wars in the past 12 years. I might have found some relevancy while you were occupying your Grandma’s basement.

  • FlyingBustard

    I had to check out cakefarter. What’s the world coming to?

  • backdormayor

    I am the Back Door Mayor! Vote BDM!

  • Mick Travis

    Excellente! 🙂

  • TapewormBike

    Where is my fucking package.

  • Soblazed125

    I don’t mind Jack and Wizard, but the best set up by far is Mike, Jay, Rich, and Jessi. The four of them together are perfect.

  • quippley

    I agree

  • ident

    Whatever gave you that idea?

  • Cole Christie

    Let’s not forget the comment disaster that was the “What’s your number” Review

  • Pissernacht

    I feel retarded that I didn’t notice the Space Cop logo on the sides of the car at the end…

    …spoilers…

  • KarmikCykle

    I had the exact same set of speakers at one point that they do in the Family Guide to the Internet tape.

  • Alex Lee

    Why is it that all the furniture is scaled to Gary Coleman? He gets a custom chair, and it’s not even an executive chair.

  • nurd_alert

    Gary Coleman found his lack of faith disturbing

  • Guest
  • David Cole

    I found this really funny.
    http://youtu.be/d0mg9DxvfZE

  • Morris
  • It wasn’t a request.

  • Percy Gryce

    You eyeballing me, son?

  • Veteran of the Psychic Wars

    There’s a bit with Gary Coleman there where he seems to be playing some kind of made-man mafioso type guy – the way he sits, and talks – and then he just sits around going all “it’d be a terrible thing if you were to choke” and – boom – the kid chokes.

    This gave me an idea for a terrible 90’s comedy where Gary Coleman plays a mobster who gets killed and is made, by a bureaucratic error in heaven, into like a guardian angel overseer, whom he then organises into a protection racket, going all “that’s a nice throat, be a shame if something were to become lodged in it” and “that’s a nice untied shoelace, be a terrible thing if you were to trip on it walking down the stairs”.

    But why would he need money in heaven? This is the problem.

  • Fuck Me I’m January

    Fucking hilarious. This is the exact same type of avant garde comedy Mike and Jay would have made 10 years ago.

  • Yes Mr. Stoklasa, you put carrots in peanut butter. Jesus… 😛

  • Alex Lee

    It’s not necessarily about the money so much as it is about showing them who’s boss. Hmmm, it’s starting to cross the line between fiction and Gary Coleman’s fantasy.

  • Red Skeleton (Yes. AGAIN.)

    Massage The Touch of Love

  • Red Skeleton (Yes. AGAIN.)

    I also love how when Jesse makes the joke about Rich burning down a house, her, Rich, Mike, and Jay all start laughing while Jack and Wizard, sat at the far edge, just sit there awkwardly. Like they weren’t cool enough to be in on the joke (or in the last WotW).

  • Miroslav

    How is it racist to play the music people of my country invented and that is part of our culture? I don’t understand americans …

  • Miroslav

    How is it racist to play the music people of my country invented and is part of our culture? I don’t understand americans …

  • Marvin Falz

    I’m from outside the US and I don’t understand the logic either. I thought racism means ‘being mistreated and / or being portrayed in a demeaning or hateful manner because of racial affiliation’. I fail to see demeaning portrayal. I also fail to see hateful messages in the portrayals.

  • Ren1

    It is just kind of presumptuous to play Jazz music in the background exclusively during scenes with black people essentially assigning that music to them because they happened to play a big role in its creation. Not all black people love Jazz music, you seeing the logic here?

  • Marvin Falz

    I understand that the depictions are stereotypical and of course don’t resonate entirely with reality. It’s like saying all Americans wear cowboy hats, chew bubblegum and speak with a Texan accent.

    But I don’t see how these depictions are racist since the context they’re in is about how to prevent your child from being mistreated by strangers. I mean, besides the Jazz music, the black family seems to live in a suburban, middleclass environment. It’s not a Ghetto they live in, they don’t take drugs, aren’t criminal and they seem to be educated.

    In any case it is good to nip things in the bud, so it’s good to be sensitive about these issues and to talk about them.

  • Ren1

    The point of these videos is humor. Exaggerating the poorly executed politically correct families into racism is funny. I hardly ever take anything these people say seriously, they are making videos to entertain. I see the point Jack makes and it is humorous but maybe not entirely meant to be taken as truth.

  • Miroslav

    Like … no, I don’t see it. For example – I’m from Slovakia. And honestly, I really don’t like our folklore, it’s probably my least favourite genre of music. But if you would show my family and play that music in the background … what’s wrong with that? It’s our culture even if I don’t like it. To be honest I would be glad that you noticed and know something about my country. If you would play Russian music, that would be inappropriate, we’re not Russian and we have never been part of Russia. If you would play Magyar music, that would be just rude because we had some conflicts with Magyars. But if you play music of my people that is part of our history and our heritage …. apparently I should be offended too.

    And if someone sees a movie and immediately assumes that all the Slovaks listen to our folklore just because of the background music …. then I’m sorry but that’s not the problem of that movie, there is a problem with that concrete person

  • Ren1

    America is historically a melting pot of lots and lots of different cultures. Some sensitive people get offended when a group of people is depicted by historical stereotypes. People just are not like that in America. We have mostly been picking and choosing among all the different cultures here. Plus as I have stated elsewhere in the discussion, I think the word racism was just an exaggeration intended for comic effect.

  • Joe

    In August 2013 they already had the space cop car. How long is this movie going to take to make? 12 years?

  • Pat

    Wow. I just noticed the director of the Gary Coleman video is Leslie Martinson… He directed the 1966 “Batman” movie with Adam West and Bort Ward.

  • Andreas Kurtz

    That’s because that is not what Racism means. Racism simply means to “define by race” (similar to how sexism means to “define by sex”) The negative connotation (at least in the US) comes from the use of racist policies in the US (segregation, etc). In this case playing the jazz music is racist because it is a music that was initial popular mainly among black people. Nobody is saying it’s very offensive or that people need to be outraged just that in this case it fits a very simple defination of racist. (Saying all black guys have big dicks is another example of racism that some people might not have a problem with or see as demeaning)

    Unfortunately the internet isn’t a very good place to learn about origins of words because the internet is about simplistic hyperbole.

  • Marvin Falz

    Thank you for your detailed answer.

    I understand that saying that all black guys have big dicks (as opposed to say all white guys who also can’t dance) is racism. I also understand that it is racism to say that all black guys like to listen to Jazz music. These may be mild forms of racism but nonetheless racism. It’s like saying that all Bavarians wear Lederhosen. Usually nobody gets alarmed about this, it is not detrimental to Bavarians. It is something you are allowed to laugh at. At least where I come from.

    Still, I’m not so sure about a racist message in the choices of music you hear when you see the families. You see ONE black family and hear Jazz music. You see ONE hispanic family and you hear La Cucaracha. The makers of the video aren’t explicitly telling us that members of a particular ethnic group naturally listen to a particular musical genre. I don’t think they’re implying anything like that either. At least I hope so.

    Maybe this is some sort of grey area? The musical choices might be intentionally racist but they also might not be intentionally racist? I mean, the context of all the scenes in the video is safety not ethnicity.

  • Earthbound_X

    I don’t see it at racism either, but it was just a joke.

  • Hade

    that crunch… def the most satisfying tape destruction.

  • Frank Lovejoy

    Allow me to explain.

    In 1945 America won a war. We won it so decisively, and the war was so destructive, that America became the world’s super power. This led to comfort and plenty, which immediately produced the worst people in history: the ‘beat’ generation and then the baby boomers. The baby boomers grew up to be massive douchebag hippies who couldn’t deal with America actually being the best country on Earth – particularly when it wasn’t run as the socialist paradise they were told the world needed – so they set about undermining the country in every way possible. They protested at schools for ‘better conditions’ and ‘racial equality’, effectively poisoning both (look at how America has slid down the scales over the years as the hippies did more and more to ‘help’). This led to a grievance culture in which fat and well-cared-for people bitch and moan endleslsy about every (mis)perceived slight.

    This is why playing jazz music when a black family is on screen is ‘racist’, and simultaneously why white people playing jazz music is ‘cultural appropriation’.

    Because comfort made this country insane, and continued comfort resulted in the hippies becoming too deeply embedded for common sense to return.

    Hope this helps!

  • Adam Baldwin

    Wow, all sorts of Space Cop shit in this!

  • r u serious

    we’re here to talk about movies m8

  • Frank Lovejoy

    Reviving a year-old thread? Gr8 B8 M8. I R8 8/8.

  • LameSame

    They showed “For Safety’s Sake” back when I was in grade school. Never forgot it. Surprised to see it surface again. Like herpes!

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