Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #14

April 11, 2017124 Comments

You thought it was dead. You thought wrong. The gang revives the Wheel of the Worst to torture us all!


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  • Lee Butler

    I LOVE YOU GUYS

  • Derrick Cryderman

    Finally, more human suffering to watch

  • Lee Butler

    I AM THE LAST ( HORSE ) JEDI

  • Boo Urns

    Perfect timing. I’ve been stuck at my son’s funeral all day with nothing to do. Thanks guys!

  • Dom_DeLuise’s_Armpit_Child

    He had it coming.

  • Dom_DeLuise’s_Armpit_Child

    This is as awesome as ejaculate all over myself.

  • Procopius

    No worms were harmed in the making of this video…..but many buds were burnt

  • Domo

    Didn’t know your son was Wilford Brimley.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Nice. I needed a pick-me-up today.

    Hopefully this is a good one.

  • RLMkeepitup

    these Rich re-plays are just getting richer every time. so dense

  • RLMkeepitup

    the content of these tapes affects both the actors and the mental health of unexpecting viewers – see the slow zooms on empty faces

  • MikeFromCanmore

    after what they said at the end of the video… it will be fixed OR a new one will be made 🙂

  • durhay

    Too Many Worms

  • O. M. G. I absolutely must own this worm video. Hell, I want to release an EP of covers of every song from the video.

  • instant relief

    Cool vidya, frauds.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Wheel of the Worst… torture device… a wheel barely alive.

    Gentlemen, we can rebuild it.

    We have the technology.

    We have the capability to make the world’s first bionic wheel.

    Wheel of the Worst will be that wheel.

    Better than it was before.

    Better…

    Stronger…

    Faster…

  • Mr_Show

    Yay!

  • peterablex

    Wow, that was unexpected. Welcome, but unexpected.

  • peterablex

    For God’s sake stop making that joke dad!

  • Noooooooooooo!!!!!!

    Does this mean more Plinketo?

  • MichaelKz

    That kid has one impressive rat tail. It’s in stark contrast to the rest of his haircut.

  • playdude92 .

    The wheel of the worst is now a meal for the worms.

  • RLMkeepitup

    the uptick in # videos lately is def appreciated guys

  • Charlie Bicho

    Is Plinketo replacing the Wheel of the Worst?
    Is the Nerd Crew replacing Plinketo?
    Will something replace ReView? Hopefully.
    Will Zack Snyder direct Space Cop vs. Horse Ninja?
    Only time will tell……..

  • Daggerfeet

    Legitimately, it looks like Joy Cowley has used the European data protection laws to remove references to A Day Full of Joy from Google. The question is… Why?

  • Ohmagawd

  • I am diggin all the grooviness this episode. Nice freestyle, Mike.

  • Andrew Carter

    RIP Wheel. Coming up, Wheel of the Worst TNG: Sphere of Suckitude!!!

  • Disraeli Montague

    I must congratulate you on a wonderful episode, I heartily enjoyed it! All the best. DM.

  • Harry Loomer-Young

    Have y’all ever reached out to the Found Footage Fest fellas to see if they would do a guest spot on WotW?

  • fred

    Get Out is overrated. It has great stuff but there was definitely room for improvement.

  • CultDung

    I was looking forward to Octopuff In Kumquat. Sad!

  • Cakefarts

    I can’t believe that The Wiz didn’t finish strong by smashing his guitar after his Hendrix like performance.

  • ikdks

    She didn’t warrant having her own vhs tape made.

    Man. That’s damning.

  • bernverdnardo

    So I dont understand the Pokemon is in a kumquat or what?

  • TheVerySpecialK

    Are you guys going to finish that gummy worm? I’d hate to see it go to waste.

  • Frank Lovejoy

    What the fuck happened to Octopuff in Kumquat?

  • Frank Lovejoy

    But it’s made by a black guy! Five thumbs up! And Moonlight is the best movie of all year! Who cares if you and nobody you know ever wants to see it?!?

  • Puppies_Of_Pestilence

    I don’t know, that would be kind of expensive, it would be in the neighborhood of tens of dollars.

  • john smith

    Eaat it…Eat it with your mouuth…

  • They hated it.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    It makes sense that Egon is into worms. Never picked him for a guitar guy.

  • andychrist

    they split up in 1973 after the release of their debut album ” smoking children” siting musical similarities .

  • Kawaii as Fuck

    Real talk: Don’t let Wheel of the Worst die, it’s too funny.

  • Dindu McNothin

    Instead of replacing the wheel hire a local homeless man to shoot numbered ping pong balls out of his butt hole and whichever balls Rich catches in his mouth correspond to movies you watch. Only problem is that Rich can catch a lot of balls in his mouth.

  • Brian Levine

    Now I’m never gonna know what “in Kumqwat” means!

  • DasKleineTeilchen

    best.of.the.worst.ever.

    fuck me with your worm, rich. fuck me hard, you sexy jesus-clown-killer.

  • DasKleineTeilchen

    I know this may sound odd but be reasonable; its already dead. this episode was the top of the mounta…err…the bottom of the sea, the last nail in the coffin, it cant get “better” than this.

    (plus I fear the black depression rich is suffering from is gettin stronger each time; mike is an alcoholic, he can handle his deadmood, but rich is a flower among sociopaths)

  • Brian Levine

    The destruction of the Wheel was prophesied in Ezekiel 1:15.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Mike had a decently censored love scene at least, maybe love isn’t the word

  • Like Icare

    ““My people have come to their senses again,” Kumquat’s king exclaims as the cartoon ends.”

    That was a RLM meme waiting to happen… alas… it shall never be.

  • Like Icare

    For tax purposes. As usual.

  • Like Icare

    Broken wheel is a meal!
    Broken wheel is a meal!
    Broken wheel is a meal!

  • Like Icare

    SIX tens of dollars!

  • Like Icare

    It’s the circle of life… It’s the wheel of fortune…

  • Brian Levine

    Now you’ve offended every gay black man in the Hood. They are gonna slap you so hard.

  • Brian Levine

    “Spin the wheel, Rich!”

    Dit..dit..dit..dit..dit..dit..dit..dit……

  • DanceOfBirther

    Back door Jesus, huh? I should go back to the second episode with back door mayor and have a back to back back door special.

  • Strelnikov

    There have to be worse videos than these and RLM needs a way to pick those horrorshows out of their vast collection of VCR crud, be it a wheel, a spinning drum, the Plinketto board, whatever.

  • fred

    It’s about race therefore it’s the most provocative film this century!

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    I really wish the hacks would do some Empire/Full Moon movies. Dollman vs Demonic Toys or Trancers.

  • DoobzMcgee

    (Purchases world’s largest gummy worm)

  • Jorrdanna

    I love you guys. Hilarious.

  • Strelnikov

    You can order it from the library; go to the worldcat dot org website and there are a few places that have it on 35mm or VHS.

    American Lung Association cartoon from 1974 with a pitchman octopus trying to sell cigs to everybody in a town named after an Asian fruit with a Chinese name.

  • Tommy Wiseau

    The wheel of the worst was shattered like Tommy’s hopes and dreams…

  • stryker1121

    Mike’s worm song was the hardest I’ve ever laughed during an RLM video. I don’t even know why, really.

  • James Ridge

    It’s only a matter of time before BotW is just a review of current theatrical releases.

  • Bleurgh

    I think my favourite RLM comedic dynamic is the relationship between Mike and Rich.

  • Chowderbatter

    You were too beautiful for this world, Wheel.

    Your grace, charm, grain, spinning will never be forgotten.

    Go to Valhalla, gentle warrior. Swift and straight.

  • peterablex

    You said finish 🙂

  • Red Skeleton

    Can somebody post a list of videos that were on the wheel but never featured?

  • Joe Syxpac

    Sounds like a good idea for a Christmas special.

  • peterablex

    Lazy eh?

  • sigaba

    It’s lies, I did not hit the wheel, it’s bullshit, I DID NOT HIT IT. Oh hai Rich.

  • sigaba

    They’ve done a few, Killer Eye and Robot Jox inter alia. The Charlie Band stuff is just so trashy. It’s no Repligator but it’s in the Repligator Cinematic Universe.

  • sigaba

    I haven’t seen it! Rich people who code as liberals talk about it! It must be a fraud!

    I am not a philistine, I just pass judgement on work based on social signalling.

  • Jean-François Martel

    oh god, i think i have seen double sided dildos online in the past hat looked like that gummy worm. When mike took it out at first i nearly died laughing.

  • Jean-François Martel

    The wheel is gone, but it’s legacy lives on in the scarred mind of those whose lives it crossed

  • RLMkeepitup

    after filming this episode, the ‘worm’ was returned to TheManHole©

  • Tomato_Ned

    The Wheel is gone. Long live the Wheel!

  • Red Skeleton

    Yep. Also I know it’s out there somewhere.

  • Tommy Wiseau

    The wheel of the worst is finally broken! Tommy is freEEEEEEEEE!!!!

  • LameSame

    Just like Hitler.

  • Palpatine

    Hey, Mike, Jay, and Rich Evans, the teaser trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi is out and we need a Nerd Crew perspective on it ASAP! That would be very cool.

    #VeryCool

  • Padre la Tiempo

    Faster! More Intense!

  • RLMkeepitup

    mace windu skyped into the star wars celebration and begged disney to write him back into this mother****** franchise. the 35 year old kids loved it. Profits!!

  • TheVerySpecialK

    The urban market loved it too. I know because they stole my TV.

  • Frank Lovejoy

    I didn’t even experience the Holocaust, so how can I decry it?!?

  • Like Icare

    I’m kinda rather more partial to them analyzing (no pun intended) Adam Sandler’s last bowel movement that he got Netflix to pay him for.
    Apparently it is a 130 minute attempt at comedy.

  • Like Icare

    Even Hitler didn’t force his people to watch bad movies.

    #SpicerGirls #SSisaNameNotAUnit #WhatWouldHitlerDo

  • Jean-François Martel

    or Mark Goffman

  • Jean-François Martel

    or Mark Goffman

  • Frank Lovejoy

    It’s not even Star Wars anymore. It’s Fem Wars: We’re Running Out of Things to Steal!

    And of course the last Jedi would be a woman. She probably nagged all the others to death.

  • Ryan Wood

    You could have made a plinkett review for easter. You miserable fucks.

  • sigaba

    I’ll get back to you when Jordan Peele litters Europe with his first 5 million corpses.

  • Kelsie

    A hexipuff is a basic little 6-sided stuffed knit shape you can make to use up leftover short pieces of yarn etc. Since kumquats are a bright orange fruit I was thinking it would be an instructional video on making an 8-sided version, an “octopuff,” in the color kumquat, maybe as a simple activity you can do while being hospitalized for lung problems.

    It seems I was very, very wrong.

  • They did one today I don’t know why they haven’t posted it to the front page yet. Check their youtube if you haven’t seen it.

  • Joe Syxpac

    New Nerd Crew is up.

    Go find it on EweTube.

  • john smith

    bout damn time!

    dananana nana nana nanana danana nana nana WHOOP! WHOOP!

  • RiverDevil

    It’s cause they’re lazy hack frauds, can’t even bother to update their website where real fans follow them

  • Like Icare

    It’s very cool…

  • Spoiled Ants

    I saw the trailer, looks like Sandler’s going for that pastiche half melodrama/half-assed comedy routine he did in the past.
    His performance reminds me so much of Shia LeBluff: you can’t tell if it’s so bad because he’s trying so hard to do a dramatic thing and taken seriously (like Carell in Foxcatcher) or if he knows that this flick is a stinker and he is going over-the-top on purpose. The latter thing would require a comedic self-awareness which Sandler never seemed to inhabit in interviews.
    I think I don’t mind if RLM skips reviewing Sandler’s last two ponzi schemes, since it’s probably very mediocre stuff and it wouldn’t make for a very interesting episode. I’d rather have them review a comedi trainwreck like The Brothers Grimsby, but apparently Mike liked that one.

  • Spoiled Ants

    It’s time to evolve guys:
    Stay tuned for The Rubik’s Cube of the Worst.

  • Spoiled Ants

    Mike was damn lucky this thing wasn’t send from Germany. I’ve already seen winegum filled with milk there.

  • Strelnikov

    You’ll never be free of The Room.

  • Strelnikov

    They need one of those lottery number ball gadgets and the names of the videos would be on the spheres the machine would shoot out.

    Or they could go even more primitive than the wheel, they could number each tape and then throw darts at a dartboard while blindfolded; whatever they hit on the board is whatever they show.

  • Papa Figo

    That small fall wouldn’t be enough to shatter the wheel. It smells of conspiracy. 9+11= AIDS.

  • Jean-François Martel

    OH MY GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHDD!

  • No Name

    Fix the damn wheel!!!

  • Jean-François Martel

    a Cabin in the Woods-like scenario but with terrible videos

  • John Prah

    Wait, isn’t the family from the worm video the same one from the internet video in wheel #2?

  • Bill Hiers

    Now I can say I called it.

  • R2D2

    How about a Price is Right wheel, like where somebody from the audience wins for a change.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    The Wheel of the Worst intro video needs to be updated. There’s an image of a Woman-human sitting amongst the RLM males.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    “Octopuff in Kumquat” is my favorite hentai series.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I thought that was TRL?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Proof that RLM is an ISIS SJW Soros Democrat front. Yours in Christ, A Breitbart Troll.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    **sips loudly**

  • Pop Culture Reference

    If that fails, he can always run for President.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    A popular search on Pornhub.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Sounds like a Donald Trump tweet.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I thought that was “Crash”? No, the other one that won all those Oscars.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Because her VHS video was funded in part by the CIA.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    That rat tail needs to be in The Smithsonian.

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