You thought it was dead. You thought wrong. The gang revives the Wheel of the Worst to torture us all!
Filed in: Best of the Worst
I LOVE YOU GUYS
Finally, more human suffering to watch
I AM THE LAST ( HORSE ) JEDI
Perfect timing. I’ve been stuck at my son’s funeral all day with nothing to do. Thanks guys!
He had it coming.
This is as awesome as ejaculate all over myself.
No worms were harmed in the making of this video…..but many buds were burnt
Didn’t know your son was Wilford Brimley.
Nice. I needed a pick-me-up today.
Hopefully this is a good one.
these Rich re-plays are just getting richer every time. so dense
the content of these tapes affects both the actors and the mental health of unexpecting viewers – see the slow zooms on empty faces
after what they said at the end of the video… it will be fixed OR a new one will be made 🙂
Too Many Worms
O. M. G. I absolutely must own this worm video. Hell, I want to release an EP of covers of every song from the video.
Cool vidya, frauds.
Wheel of the Worst… torture device… a wheel barely alive.
Gentlemen, we can rebuild it.
We have the technology.
We have the capability to make the world’s first bionic wheel.
Wheel of the Worst will be that wheel.
Better than it was before.
Wow, that was unexpected. Welcome, but unexpected.
For God’s sake stop making that joke dad!
Does this mean more Plinketo?
That kid has one impressive rat tail. It’s in stark contrast to the rest of his haircut.
The wheel of the worst is now a meal for the worms.
the uptick in # videos lately is def appreciated guys
Is Plinketo replacing the Wheel of the Worst?
Is the Nerd Crew replacing Plinketo?
Will something replace ReView? Hopefully.
Will Zack Snyder direct Space Cop vs. Horse Ninja?
Only time will tell……..
Legitimately, it looks like Joy Cowley has used the European data protection laws to remove references to A Day Full of Joy from Google. The question is… Why?
I am diggin all the grooviness this episode. Nice freestyle, Mike.
RIP Wheel. Coming up, Wheel of the Worst TNG: Sphere of Suckitude!!!
I must congratulate you on a wonderful episode, I heartily enjoyed it! All the best. DM.
Have y’all ever reached out to the Found Footage Fest fellas to see if they would do a guest spot on WotW?
Get Out is overrated. It has great stuff but there was definitely room for improvement.
I was looking forward to Octopuff In Kumquat. Sad!
I can’t believe that The Wiz didn’t finish strong by smashing his guitar after his Hendrix like performance.
She didn’t warrant having her own vhs tape made.
Man. That’s damning.
So I dont understand the Pokemon is in a kumquat or what?
Are you guys going to finish that gummy worm? I’d hate to see it go to waste.
What the fuck happened to Octopuff in Kumquat?
But it’s made by a black guy! Five thumbs up! And Moonlight is the best movie of all year! Who cares if you and nobody you know ever wants to see it?!?
I don’t know, that would be kind of expensive, it would be in the neighborhood of tens of dollars.
Eaat it…Eat it with your mouuth…
They hated it.
It makes sense that Egon is into worms. Never picked him for a guitar guy.
they split up in 1973 after the release of their debut album ” smoking children” siting musical similarities .
Real talk: Don’t let Wheel of the Worst die, it’s too funny.
Instead of replacing the wheel hire a local homeless man to shoot numbered ping pong balls out of his butt hole and whichever balls Rich catches in his mouth correspond to movies you watch. Only problem is that Rich can catch a lot of balls in his mouth.
Now I’m never gonna know what “in Kumqwat” means!
fuck me with your worm, rich. fuck me hard, you sexy jesus-clown-killer.
I know this may sound odd but be reasonable; its already dead. this episode was the top of the mounta…err…the bottom of the sea, the last nail in the coffin, it cant get “better” than this.
(plus I fear the black depression rich is suffering from is gettin stronger each time; mike is an alcoholic, he can handle his deadmood, but rich is a flower among sociopaths)
The destruction of the Wheel was prophesied in Ezekiel 1:15.
Mike had a decently censored love scene at least, maybe love isn’t the word
““My people have come to their senses again,” Kumquat’s king exclaims as the cartoon ends.”
That was a RLM meme waiting to happen… alas… it shall never be.
For tax purposes. As usual.
Broken wheel is a meal!
Broken wheel is a meal!
Broken wheel is a meal!
SIX tens of dollars!
It’s the circle of life… It’s the wheel of fortune…
Now you’ve offended every gay black man in the Hood. They are gonna slap you so hard.
“Spin the wheel, Rich!”
Back door Jesus, huh? I should go back to the second episode with back door mayor and have a back to back back door special.
There have to be worse videos than these and RLM needs a way to pick those horrorshows out of their vast collection of VCR crud, be it a wheel, a spinning drum, the Plinketto board, whatever.
It’s about race therefore it’s the most provocative film this century!
I really wish the hacks would do some Empire/Full Moon movies. Dollman vs Demonic Toys or Trancers.
(Purchases world’s largest gummy worm)
I love you guys. Hilarious.
You can order it from the library; go to the worldcat dot org website and there are a few places that have it on 35mm or VHS.
American Lung Association cartoon from 1974 with a pitchman octopus trying to sell cigs to everybody in a town named after an Asian fruit with a Chinese name.
The wheel of the worst was shattered like Tommy’s hopes and dreams…
Mike’s worm song was the hardest I’ve ever laughed during an RLM video. I don’t even know why, really.
It’s only a matter of time before BotW is just a review of current theatrical releases.
I think my favourite RLM comedic dynamic is the relationship between Mike and Rich.
You were too beautiful for this world, Wheel.
Your grace, charm, grain, spinning will never be forgotten.
Go to Valhalla, gentle warrior. Swift and straight.
You said finish 🙂
Can somebody post a list of videos that were on the wheel but never featured?
Sounds like a good idea for a Christmas special.
It’s lies, I did not hit the wheel, it’s bullshit, I DID NOT HIT IT. Oh hai Rich.
They’ve done a few, Killer Eye and Robot Jox inter alia. The Charlie Band stuff is just so trashy. It’s no Repligator but it’s in the Repligator Cinematic Universe.
I haven’t seen it! Rich people who code as liberals talk about it! It must be a fraud!
I am not a philistine, I just pass judgement on work based on social signalling.
oh god, i think i have seen double sided dildos online in the past hat looked like that gummy worm. When mike took it out at first i nearly died laughing.
The wheel is gone, but it’s legacy lives on in the scarred mind of those whose lives it crossed
after filming this episode, the ‘worm’ was returned to TheManHole©
The Wheel is gone. Long live the Wheel!
Yep. Also I know it’s out there somewhere.
The wheel of the worst is finally broken! Tommy is freEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Just like Hitler.
Hey, Mike, Jay, and Rich Evans, the teaser trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi is out and we need a Nerd Crew perspective on it ASAP! That would be very cool.
Faster! More Intense!
mace windu skyped into the star wars celebration and begged disney to write him back into this mother****** franchise. the 35 year old kids loved it. Profits!!
The urban market loved it too. I know because they stole my TV.
I didn’t even experience the Holocaust, so how can I decry it?!?
I’m kinda rather more partial to them analyzing (no pun intended) Adam Sandler’s last bowel movement that he got Netflix to pay him for.
Apparently it is a 130 minute attempt at comedy.
Even Hitler didn’t force his people to watch bad movies.
#SpicerGirls #SSisaNameNotAUnit #WhatWouldHitlerDo
or Mark Goffman
It’s not even Star Wars anymore. It’s Fem Wars: We’re Running Out of Things to Steal!
And of course the last Jedi would be a woman. She probably nagged all the others to death.
You could have made a plinkett review for easter. You miserable fucks.
I’ll get back to you when Jordan Peele litters Europe with his first 5 million corpses.
A hexipuff is a basic little 6-sided stuffed knit shape you can make to use up leftover short pieces of yarn etc. Since kumquats are a bright orange fruit I was thinking it would be an instructional video on making an 8-sided version, an “octopuff,” in the color kumquat, maybe as a simple activity you can do while being hospitalized for lung problems.
It seems I was very, very wrong.
They did one today I don’t know why they haven’t posted it to the front page yet. Check their youtube if you haven’t seen it.
New Nerd Crew is up.
Go find it on EweTube.
bout damn time!
dananana nana nana nanana danana nana nana WHOOP! WHOOP!
It’s cause they’re lazy hack frauds, can’t even bother to update their website where real fans follow them
It’s very cool…
I saw the trailer, looks like Sandler’s going for that pastiche half melodrama/half-assed comedy routine he did in the past.
His performance reminds me so much of Shia LeBluff: you can’t tell if it’s so bad because he’s trying so hard to do a dramatic thing and taken seriously (like Carell in Foxcatcher) or if he knows that this flick is a stinker and he is going over-the-top on purpose. The latter thing would require a comedic self-awareness which Sandler never seemed to inhabit in interviews.
I think I don’t mind if RLM skips reviewing Sandler’s last two ponzi schemes, since it’s probably very mediocre stuff and it wouldn’t make for a very interesting episode. I’d rather have them review a comedi trainwreck like The Brothers Grimsby, but apparently Mike liked that one.
It’s time to evolve guys:
Stay tuned for The Rubik’s Cube of the Worst.
Mike was damn lucky this thing wasn’t send from Germany. I’ve already seen winegum filled with milk there.
You’ll never be free of The Room.
They need one of those lottery number ball gadgets and the names of the videos would be on the spheres the machine would shoot out.
Or they could go even more primitive than the wheel, they could number each tape and then throw darts at a dartboard while blindfolded; whatever they hit on the board is whatever they show.
That small fall wouldn’t be enough to shatter the wheel. It smells of conspiracy. 9+11= AIDS.
OH MY GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHDD!
Fix the damn wheel!!!
a Cabin in the Woods-like scenario but with terrible videos
Wait, isn’t the family from the worm video the same one from the internet video in wheel #2?
Now I can say I called it.
How about a Price is Right wheel, like where somebody from the audience wins for a change.
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