Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #10

February 12, 20162,232 Comments

Mike, Jay, Jack, and Rich Evans spin the wheel and get three terrible films.

Filed in: Best of the Worst

  • Fuck you, it’s content!

  • Alex Lee
  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Finally. AIDS JOKES.

  • I fucking love Star Wars
    http://i.imgur.com/WRFDah2.jpg

  • The fall of Anakin Skywalker?

  • Mistah J.

    New content, huzzah!

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    “If you’re a hunter who likes a lot of action (Bill Cosby)…”

  • Palpatine

    The Wheel is back baby!!!

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    This Malcolm Jamal Warner video is amazing.

  • RedLetterMediumsDotCorn

    I knew it! I sensed a disturbance in the thing…

  • Michael Collins

    Oooh, content!

  • Ren1

    Hooray!

  • Rich’s acting is more convincing than in Space Cop.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Hmm, now where’ve I seen How to Be Cool at Parties before…

  • Mike getting legit upset about rodents ‘sploding might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen or heard.

    “Oh NOOOO! That’s…AWFUL.”

  • Hey look! Newsfeed from RLM that isn’t “we’re sorry, a dog ate our blu rays”.

  • amichel

    This video gave me AIIIIIIIIIIDS!

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    The prairie dog murder video triggered me.

  • MPJZ

    How to Seduce Women through Hypnosis should be called How to end up on the sex offender registry. I hope it’s on the next Wheel of the Worst.

  • TJB

    Yeah, for Exploding Varmints!

  • Amontillado

    Coming soon to Amazon, the new self-improvement book: “I’m Rich Evans and I’ve Gotten Laid, and So Can You!” Hot off the presses, get your copy today before they’re all used up/sold out.

  • RLMkeepitup

    wow this wheel is fully loaded!

  • Brian Gunn

    The Micheal Jamal Warner video is like something Micheal Scott from the Office would watch and be blown away by and follow religiously.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    You know, if David Warner and Malcolm Jamal Warner ever got married their joint checking account would be like, so easy, to open.

  • Amontillado

    Also said by many women, everywhere. And men as well.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Jimmy Fallon is fucking awful. I agree, he would be better dead.

  • Sully

    I’m sure we can all guess what 9/11 and the HIV/AIDS video have in common.

    Pound Sign: InsideJob

    http://i.imgur.com/CZQ3zJi.jpg

  • Mistah J.

    ‘Star Wars,
    AIDS,
    9/11’
    That needs to be a shirt.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Is there an echo on the audio for anyone else?

  • …Not gonna lie, that morel video had me salivating a bit. I fucking love mushrooms.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    “Our fans are interested in both AIDS and 9/11…” -Rich Evans.

  • Okay, who put the crossbones over the flying varmint bits? Was that you guys or was that on the tape?

  • RedLetterMediumsDotCorn

    Mother of God! The wheel has finally broken the Richevans.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Pieces is okay and it’s Spanish Jay.

  • ashwilliams

    Finally, now they have our money for that hack film, they sure take they time to make these
    I call it, fucking sellouts

    Very good episode, may the force be with you

  • Alex Lee

    The uncensored version of Exploding Varmints.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IutnN_LAMvI

  • Percy Gryce

    Percy Gryce is back. It was I who gave HIV/AIDS and Older Americans to RLM.

    Ohh, that didn’t come out right, that didn’t come out right at all.

  • Too keen.

  • Alex Lee

    It really is, and it’s a good thing they censored it.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)
  • RLMkeepitup

    that’s groossss, thank you!

  • grunky_peep

    Farming morel mushrooms? Next you’ll be telling me that jet fuel can melt steel beams!

    (nothing can melt steel beams. NOTHING)

  • Curtis Mullins
  • Sully
  • Sleverin

    As an engineer, I can tell you that there’s no way jet fuel can melt steel beams.

  • Oh god, it looks like a bunch of giant maggots are exploding out of his chest.

  • RLMkeepitup

    not enough Breen

  • Palpatine

    This was seriously the funniest thing that RLM has put out in a while. Thank you RLM for making me laugh hard at you guys again.

  • grunky_peep

    As a farm, I can tell you that there’s no way you can easily cultivate morel mushrooms.

  • Palpatine

    RLM needs to sell that shirt in their store.

  • Otto T

    If I ended up there and they pulled a skit with the only one video on the wheel bit I’d have just walked outta the room when it started up.

    I feel like they pretend not to know about this stuff, they have videos like these in the hunting section of every store that sells guns.

  • RLMkeepitup

    why are over powered gun people usually under educated. anyhoo, bubonic plague is killing these little prairie dogs now.

  • Markham

    Fun fact, Exploding Varmints Vol. 2 does indeed exist.

  • Domo

    I’m sure Mike would love the Older Americans, for when he can’t seduce the women and children.

  • A. N. Kievsky

    Can we get an uncensored version? I’m curious about those varmints.

  • A. N. Kievsky

    I have more trouble with that awful Jamal asshole than with exploding varmints from 2 decades ago.

  • Domo

    I never thought ISIS and morel mushrooms would be combined into a joke.

    Thanks, RLM!

  • Palpatine

    Every joke in this episode hit bullseye. Just like a hunter shooting a varmint.

  • Domo

    I honestly would love it if RLM took the Varmint audio footage of the 2 guys talking and mix that with morel mushroom farming visual footage, or something similar. It would be a dream come true!

  • Down Under Aussie (in Japan)

    Was Mike…sober?

  • Stant

    Hey Jack you got the bit about the weight of the bullet exactly backwards. Varmint ammo is lighter in weigh and as such travels faster. Also it is constructed in such a manner that when it impacts a animal it fragments causing the explosive effects. I can’t help but imagine what kinda of comments you four guys would make if you were out in a field shooting prairie dogs.

  • BitchFists

    good episode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jerome Gorden

    Why do progressives cry like babies when they see animals die but don’t give a flying fuck about the millions of unborn children whose bodies have been mutilated and used for scientific experimentation?

  • Domo

    I now want to be incapable of doing air quotes, just like Jack Packard.

  • “I don’t like watching animals get graphically murdered for kicks.”

    Yeah, only pussy liberals feel that way.

  • In The Court Of The Evans King

    That went off quickly.

  • Domo
  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    So does Jessi work at RLM anymore?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Exploding prairie dogs would’ve made Kingdom of the Crystal Skull more interesting.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    There’s always one of you. At least you didn’t preface the sentence with “Actually”…

  • Alberto Hernandez Jr

    I’m pretty sure that’s origin for “The Last of Us.”

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I wonder what’s it about. Hopefully it’s not a redo of the original, like Home Alone 2.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Domo
  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    I LOVE Slumdog Millionaire. 😉

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Is it odd to say Rich is starting to look like a documentary filmmaker?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    She’s been working on Batman v Superman. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVTrHNNUsAAh-Yl.jpg

  • Domo
  • Hank_Henshaw

    The exploding varmint footage mixed with the music they use in ISIS propaganda videos would also make a potent combination.

  • Showbiz Pizza Bear

    Good, Rich. Give in to the dark side. Soon you will take your rightful place at my side!
    Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen…..

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Zack Snyder is the only director I know who goes to work making highly complicated action scene wearing sweat pants.

  • Showbiz Pizza Bear

    The exploding Culkin in HA2 was great.

  • Michael Collins

    What would baby Jesus do?

  • MikeFromCanmore

    oh god. that was disturbing. i can’t look up the varmint video online i just can’t. it’s too messed up. anyways nice too see WotW again as always.

  • Domo

    Add in random snippets of the playing dangerous kid doing the monkey walk dance and it’ll be quality entertainment for the whole family.

  • Kenshiroh

    Unfortunately, that’s not always true.
    http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/feature/index.html

  • barsidious5 .

    I lost it when they had Exploding Varmints as the only video on the wheel. Just knew they weren’t going to let that one slip by.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    For real, has she parted company with RLM? I find this troubling as these shows lack any diversity. We have no people of different of gender or people of color on these programs. Jay is the only non-cis white man on the program. It’s 2016 and this makes me uncomfortable and angers me.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I felt cheated. It taught me there’s no artistic integrity left in this show.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    …like those poor woodland creatures in the video.

  • fred

    They need more Latinos, Asians, Chinese people, Hobbits, and so on.

  • Ragged Gypsy

    Well you’re a few hours early, but thanks for the hack-fraudiest birthday present ever!

  • fred

    That’s the fuck bot in him.

  • barsidious5 .

    Agreed. At least the psychos didn’t have close up footage of the animal corpses. Kept having flashbacks of Tree Stand Safety:

    “It’s like a puppet now…..I’m going to make it talk!”
    – Rich Evans

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Plus, they were all CGI. No harm, no foul.

  • Domo

    They have guys in wheelchairs, though. You gotta start somewhere.

  • Domo

    That’s the goddamned joke!

  • barsidious5 .

    Lack of integrity? yes. High levels of hack fraudery? yes. Lack of Jesse’s input leaving me bereaved of peace of mind in a heartless universe? Indubitably!

  • Mr_Show

    Yay!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That music in MotherLode. I know it from somewhere… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO24b9d8A4I

  • Domo

    Here’s hoping a clown shows up at your birthday party! And maybe Rich Evans doing some wacky gags!

    https://youtu.be/x94zXO02VPU?t=13m36s

  • Domo

    Hands stuck in a stationary metal clamp position. Forgot about that.

  • Honey Laura Clark

    So the best is your small animal snuff film. Fabulous.

  • fred

    Ever since Space Cop they’ve become a bunch of lazy fucking sellouts.

  • Honey Laura Clark

    How many directors do you know?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Well he is dead. He’s taught us a valuable lesson: don’t go mushroom hunting, it could kill you. http://morelmushroomhunting.com/newslettermay2003.html

  • Oh my God. Forget The Force Awakens. Exploding Varmints not only lived up to the hype, it exploded it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The Showbiz Pizza Bear Surgical Reconstruction Center.

  • FINALLLYYYYYYY!!! CONTENT FUCK YEAHHHHH!!!!

    *ejaculates*

  • “Our fans are interested in both AIDS and 9/11.”

    -Rich Evans

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    You can stop apologizing, Mike. I’m too drunk to feel offended.

    “AAAIIIIIIIDDDSSSSS!!!”
    -Motivational Speaker Rich “I’ve Gotten Laid, You Can Do It!” Evans

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    There is a little fuck bot in all of us. *stares longingly at the stars

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Please don’t steal my stolen quotes or else I will assume you are secretly Mike.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Close, Chris Hardwick and his shitty @Midnight show apparently did a thing with it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Freddie Mercury followed Rich’s advice. Thanks, Rich, you helped kill Freddie Mercury!

  • I think the MotherLode guy is awesome. I wish I had that kind of passion for something. Instead I’m useless as f**ck.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Are the wheelchairs made of women, the gays, or people of color? If so, I take it all back.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He died as a result of him looking for more mushrooms. Shrooms kill, kids.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Celebrate Michael Ironside’s birthday (Michael Ironsday) by watching him play as the devil in David A. Prior’s Mardis Gras for the Devil https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX__F5H31_s

  • Domo

    Starving African children, I think?

  • Jay’s black????

  • Michael Collins

    Has anyone seen the Japanese version, Exploding Dolphins?

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    This is acceptable.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    I live in Georgia, someone would punch the freedom out of me if I wore that.

  • It’s the sequel to How to Seduce Women Locked In Your Basement.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    In the only way that matters…the sexy way.

  • Reilly Thomas

    He’s absolutely correct here. The fact that you aren’t interested or don’t care for what he’s talking about is irrelevant. I bet if he was posting about what kind of blaster Stormtroopers carried or the sexual orientation of an actor in an indie film, and he was incorrect, you’d lose your shit. Don’t act high and mighty about being wrong because you feel superior for being ignorant.

  • Michael Collins

    Hooked in the first 5 mins, paused to watch later..
    Happy Ironsday to ye ser.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    I would give a fuck then either. I’m also into guns, but i’m not some dumb jerk off that needs to masturbate my gun knowledge off in the comments section either fuck face. I watched you spend 10 minutes trying to type that and you couldn’t even be bothered to spell correctly.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    David A Prior: the man behind Dancin’: It’s On!

  • I think Mike is part cat. His pose at 09:28 is exactly how my cat lays on my couch. Taking up all the space and giving zero fucks.

  • I’m sad he’s dead. He looks so huggable.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    If Steven Spielberg saw that video of prairie dogs exploding he’d have a heart attack and have to cancel Indiana Jones 5.

  • Reilly Thomas

    Are you serious right now? You’re awfully angry about someone just gently correcting Jack.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Not really, I’m just being an asshole. 😉 (My initial comment was sarcastic and not meant to be taken to the “name-calling place”, but here we are…)

  • It was the last sentence that was unnecessary.

  • Reilly Thomas

    “It’s ok guys, I was just pretending to be retarded”

  • Mike – “This is awful!” Everyone laughs.

  • Racism!!

    #Dolphin-eaterShaming

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    My exact reaction to Space Cop.

  • Don’t worry, Rich Evans – Jimmy Fallon is drinking himself to death.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    I’m in a tight race with Jimmy, trying to see who can drink themselves to death first, me or him. Hopefully Jimmy wins before I do.

  • Domo

    It’s the only acceptable reaction to have to Space Cop.

  • I found the part about the animal killing video to be really, really uncomfortable. I don’t understand why they were laughing about it.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    You are the one that got offended and resorted to butthurt name calling. Do you baby.

  • Reilly Thomas

    you called me “fuck face”. I never called you anything, sir. You have like 800 posts on RLM and a lot of them are really emotional. I think you might need to slow down a bit.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    lol

  • Wizard Phoenix

    *glad

  • Reilly Thomas

    Just letting it wash over me, just like pastor said

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Ironically that’s how we react to AIDS now a days.

  • Fred Frink

    Its because youve got the gay. theres ointments & prayer you can get for that.

  • Yeah, they seemed to be having as much fun as the psycho shooting from the truck. They decided to edit the gore yet still laughed while watching. Maybe it was the booze but the video was sickening.

  • A case of double standards.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    They were laughing at the mere fact that the horrible thing they imagined was actually real.

  • This is the worst kind of ‘reality TV’: authentically real. They really need someone to pre-screen these and then possibly rig the wheel – all in the name of maximum entertainment value.
    Didn’t they themselves once toss the Wheel in a dumpster out of frustration?

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    From the morel mushroom hunting website:

    “Apparently he was mushroom hunting with friends near Louisiana, MO. He got separated from them and the ATV became tangled in some vines which caused it to flip on top of him, with no noticeable injuries. At that point, the ATV was not functional and Larry walked back to the lodge where he met his hunting partners. They then went to dinner. At dinner, Larry complained of being sore and remarked that he would probably be even sorer tomorrow. His friends insisted that he go to the hospital to be x-rayed for broken bones. While at the hospital he was joking with the nurse and then “seized” and died very quickly – cause unknown at this time.”

    R.I.P.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Is this a question?

  • Joe Syxpac

    “I’m Rich Evans, I’ve gotten laid. You can do it.”

    Singular, I noticed.

  • castlemonster

    See, the Leonard Nimor Y2K video would have been a blast. Some of the videos they don’t pick should carry over until the next episode. Then they wouldn’t have to dump the wheel as they clearly would like to do in this episode.

  • Domo

    Does the green mist floating down his pants count?

  • Michael Collins

    You can’t be racist against dolphins, they’re scum.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You guys pissed off all of the 12 year olds who love Jimmy Fallon.

  • Cakefarts

    If you hate censorship like I do …
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7Wy49bWSfA

  • Cakefarts

    You think he is only counting the star wars toy .. and nothing else?

  • Joe Syxpac

    I think that’s a symptom of the one time he got laid.

    Next time he’ll know not to take the budget hooker.

  • Joe Syxpac

    So the motivator wasn’t the only thing bad on that droid?

  • Joe Syxpac

    Anyone know where you can get part 2?

  • Archfriend

    #flintmichiganwatershaming

  • ^^obviously raped by a dolphin

  • Joe Syxpac

    They should be ashamed.

  • Archfriend

    That was a little bit underwhelming. The skull and crossbones makes it seem more horrific in my head.

  • Joe Syxpac

    This would have been fantastic if Jessi was still around. I’d have paid money to see her reaction to this.

    And I don’t pay money for nothin’.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Than save it for your trip to New York.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Oddly, at the end of How to be Cool at Parties they suggest playing Exploding Varmints while pressing your face against the glass.

  • Michael Collins

    Eh, you seem to be the dolphin lover shorty.

  • The ‘Random Posts’ to the right shows me “Half-in-the-Bag Episode 60: The Conjuring, Only God Forgives, Blue Jasmine”.
    Remember those days?

  • Michael Collins

    Mine shows HitB: The Resident Evil series..

  • Eyyyyy. I love RLM. Love this crazy comment board. I love you guys!

  • Tapeworm

    Don’t do it, Bossy!

  • It’s that special part of the year. 9/11

  • Eyyyyy. Love’ya Mr. Worm.

  • Tapeworm

    I wuv you 2, Nass, I wuuuuv U2

  • tOmy`

    Will you improve your attitude?!

  • Tapeworm

    Wait, I am using Disqus, this is a new video!

  • My apologies. I’ve been in a dark mood today.

  • tOmy`

    Two weeks with Pre-Rec lead to darker places than north Alaska in winter.

  • I’m more ‘Movie Prickhard’ today instead of my usual ‘TV Series Prickhard’

  • castlemonster

    If only Malcolm Jamal Warner had put on a copy of Exploding Varmints at his party, people would have thought he was cool. That’s what Leonardo DiCaprio did and look at him.

  • castlemonster

    Exploding Varmints 2: Exploding Morel Mushroom Pickers

  • Michael Collins

    Ahhh, you go Boss!

  • Michael Collins

    OOoops, that reads like hugo boss, lol, sorry Nass..

  • Malcolm Jamal Warner plays prosecutor Christopher Darden in American Crime Story: The People vs. OJ Simpson. So far, he hasn’t done much but watch the TV. I guess he gets assigned to the case eventually. Seems like a good guy. Probably great at parties.

  • The Exploding Varmits production team. Hope the feds raided and shot them.

  • It’s alright. It’s a good day. I’m just a happy camper.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    the wheel is love.

  • tOmy`

    “Normally, we can’t get them off.”

    Well, that’s a lie.

  • tOmy`

    Something tells me that right after you perform the dog trick, somebody will very swiftly lock the door behind you.

  • Bubs

    Actually the pre-rec was only out for 4 days. But I can see how it might have felt like two weeks.

  • I just started watching Werner Herzog’s 2015 film Queen of the Desert. I’m a big Herzog fan even though I sometimes (often?) find his work to be infuriatingly half-baked.
    This film, Queen of the Desert, has me wondering only a few minutes in, “Why was this film made?” Also, Nicole Kidman playing a young twenty-something, hmm. She acts the part well – perky, striving, etc, but it’s weird because I know she’s almost 50.

  • Still, pretty indecent.

  • Like Icare

    The secret is to pretend you have a dog.

  • And disgust and indecency apparently.

  • Group hug! WEEEE!

  • Like Icare
  • Like Icare

    Internal injuries… clot travels to the brain… seizure…

  • Patrick Batman

    #DireStraits

  • Patrick Batman

    I am personally offended that Jack compared me to this varmint-exploding sicko.

  • Like Icare

    It’s the joy of hunting we all feel when we see an animal die. It’s in out hunter-gatherer nature. Our brains register that as a time for a feast and perhaps sexual and other rewards for bringing home the food.
    Comfortable amenities of the modern civilization has made Mike, Jay, Rich and Jack distant from such life and they have lost the touch with their inner hunter-gatherer – but their brains didn’t!

  • Like Icare

    Wait? This is NOT where he got the idea for them prairie dogs in Indiana Jones 4?

  • Moke

    So today you like driving a buggy, killing your own crew member and give a shit about the prime directive or archaeological artifacts?

  • tjp77

    If that made you uncomfortable you should probably just kill yourself.

  • Like Icare

    Oh come on… Japanese don’t explode dolphins. You can’t eat an exploded dolphin.
    They just humanely butcher it to pieces and make dolphin sushi.

  • I finished the WotW episode and they all agree how horrible and indefensible it is and they explain a couple times that theirs was ‘shock-laughter.’ Laughter is social and contagious we all know if RLM has anything, it’s a sense of humor about, well, everything.
    Putting RLM aside, I’ll now comment on myself and no one else (I’m serious): It all just reminded me of the limitations of my adolescent friendships long ago. You don’t have the confidence in your own opinion (or you haven’t formed one yet) to (using this example) get up and eject the cassette and move onto another one because the content of the video is indecent. A combination of morbid curiosity and rigid commitment to an agreed-upon-beforehand objective or group harmony eclipses any other concerns. It would seem really uncool to protest and the worst part is that the only people who would agree and admire you for doing so would be lame adults – like present-day me right here wishing past me was uncool and less insecure.

  • Exploding Varmints depicts the Roman Colosseum 45 AD. I guess this is how people felt when the slaves died horrible deaths in the arena.

    #HugeLaugh #Guilt

  • tOmy`

    You see, Americans, this is why they want to take your guns away from you.

    Now, allow me to go mushroom-picking, like the good European cheerleader I am.

  • Like Icare

    Shoot some prairie dogs?

  • Like Icare
  • Markham

    Rich Evans is slowly evolving from Fake Plinkett into actual Plinkett.

  • I’m supposed to be a champion of egalite, liberte, et franternite – aren’t we all supposed to believe that? It’s as obvious and self-evident as God once was, right? But I feel like extending any one of those to the Exploding Varmint psychos would be unethical and foolish.

  • Like Icare

    They are both popular subject of conspiracy theories?

  • tOmy`

    Holy fucking shit, there is only 1 copy left of Exploding Varmints on Amazon!

    “Though I’ve hunted all my life, I was a bit skeptical about watching this…but my skepticism only lasted for about 90 seconds. After the third or fourth “exploding varmint” I was hooked.”
    – CallMeChaz

  • Like Icare

    Disturbance in the thing is a major symptom of stuff.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    it was a bit dark.

  • Like Icare

    More like a dump of Anakin.

  • Like Icare

    Ah… Foreign cultures of the world…

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I want jimmy fallon dead as well. come one Varment Exploders get the bugger.

  • Like Icare

    …break some tiny spaceships and yell?

  • The law problably can’t touch them but I’d like the NRA to be forced to pay their psychiatric bills.

  • Like Icare

    45? This was mentioned earlier, but clearly we need a reminder.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kattenstoet#Background
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat-burning

  • Glad to see someone on Amazon rebuke a reviewer who imagined that anyone who finds the video disturbing is a weakling.

  • Like Icare

    You’re the one to talk…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7FBkDbr8eM

  • Moke

    I almost think it’s more about taxes. Taking away the guns would lead into more police forces in some areas or so they believe. And nobody want to pay for that.

  • Cat-burning will not fly in Sweden 2016. Thank God.

  • Like Icare

    Oh come on… You left out the best part. Where exploding small furry animals is compared to fighting ISIS.

    “PS–If you don’t like the vids, don’t watch them. Anti-hunters, 2nd
    Amendment haters, PETA, etc. don’t need to follow up on my comment.
    Freaks like us will be your best friend when ISIS is stalking your
    neighborhood.”

  • tOmy`

    I love the “when ISIS comes” arguments.

  • So did Rich recently get laid and now he’s strutting around looking for ways to not-so-subtly mention the fact? The way that some guys will find a way to mention “my girlfriend”?

  • Looked it up, found it…. Slow motion shots of varmints exploding is sick. It’s just sick.

  • Oh, god. There are high-def pictures on google. For all you sickos out there.

    Thanks militant rightwing gun nuts.

    “Power comes from the barrel of a gun.” -Dude’s who enjoy cocking weapons.

  • Tapeworm

    Hey now, some of those guys just don’t have anything else to talk about.

  • Tapeworm

    Oh jeez, now I don’t even wanna watch the Wheel to find out what’s that about.

  • Like Icare

    It’s essentially “When aliens invade…” argument, stopping short of defining said aliens as space aliens.

  • tOmy`

    And when push comes to shove and they finally attack, we already know that the previous approach didn’t work out:

    “Okay, tell the air crafts to standby, we will see what happens next, I mean what’s the worst that could ha- OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT”

  • Kaingerc

    usually i feel like these bits might be rigged because of all the cuts they do during the spins, but that third spin really seemed legit.

  • You have your eleven boyfriends on this webzone alone to talk about.

  • Paying a hooker doesn’t count.

  • It’s a teenie weenie bit uncomfortable to watch the RLM guys behave like literal apes.

  • tOmy`

    And one slut.

  • I recently heard a german late night host talk about how Jimmy Fallon revitalized the late show format and brought it to the 21st century. I don’t know how he came to that conclusion.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    it could, if you used it to light a forge.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Sully! Still a fox?

  • Theysensored things neetly. It’s an easy watch considering. It’s like a 9/11 joke, it flies under the radar.

  • tOmy`

    I think it’s because he intertwined it with lot of social media / modern age era fads and trends.

    Not saying it’s good or bad, just saying that might be the “brought it to the 21st century” thing.

  • tOmy`

    And it ends with a footage of things exploding.

  • Domo

    You rang?

  • tOmy`

    I laughed, but I am afraid of upvoting it.

  • I see. I just find him a bit bland and a bit too safe and boring. He’s certainly not the worst, but everytime I watch him I just get the impression he doesn’t care for what he’s doing.

  • Domo

    Boss Nass and Instant upvoted it. Don’t be such a damn pussy!

  • “Yeah, what are you going to to that comment tOmy?”

    -Some creepy fat toad

  • Domo

    I don’t watch late night, but people I talk to for work always talk about Jimmy “interacting” with celebrities. They don’t just sit on a chair and chat. They play games and sing songs! They do advanced Malcolm Jamal Warner party tricks!

    Fallon has basically turned celebrities into circus acts and for some people it’s refreshing. The interaction can’t be calculated with elocution lessons and a publicist when you’re trying to play 20 questions while playing ping pong with water balloons.

    I prefer Graham Norton, personally. He’s charming and can get 4 random celebs to chat together using a lot of booze. Kinda like RLM.

  • Bhazor

    Might as well just use a roofie – Rich

  • Women get too much respect anyways. 😉

  • Daniel

    he has a girlfriend!

  • Like Icare

    Or as they are known in the Malcolm-Jamal Warner crowd – Cosby-snacks.

  • Like Icare

    Tell that to people running venereal diseases clinics.

  • Gallen Dugall

    Do you know you’re quoting Mao?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    No thanks.

    #triggered

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Or Chris Brown’s fists finding their designated target…

  • Like Icare

    Wasn’t that Conan O’Brien? His show was making memes before they were a thing.

    In the year two thooousaaaand…

  • Like Icare

    Meow?

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    I think Tree was part Hobbit.

    That would’ve made the mushroom video a lot better: hobbits.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    That’s motivational speaker Rich “if I can get laid so can you!” Evans to you mr.

  • Gallen Dugall

    I suspect that the exploding varmints video was an attempt to drum the activity up as a fun past time in order to get people willing to clear varmints for free. Otherwise you end up having to call in Tom Servo with his “Varmint Vacc” to suck them out of their holes.

  • RLMkeepitup

    do you have a gun? cause you just got triggered

  • Moke

    it’s one thing to remove varmints from your land because you are forced to. To protect your cattle for example. But it is a total different story if you kill animals for joy. Only sick persons do that.

  • Paulus Nuns

    Klaus Kinski throwing little monkeys around is like nothing now…

  • Palpatine

    I was laughing at Exploding Varmints with RLM. I’m a complete psychopath, I know.

  • Like Icare

    Dammit… I wish this was in a non-local language…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RanM_UhcOIs

    It goes something like this…

    Hello ssshh can you hear us sshhh Yeah yeah we can hear you stop doing that I’m calling in the name of the planet Earth and humans I know I know I memorized the number in my phone Ah great great Greetings for humans Well I can’t really greet them this is a secret conversation Aha aha no biggie why are you calling? Well not to bother you or anything just a routine check up and that Whatda? What f-in routine check up? Well to check up that you’re not maybe planning to exterminate us destroy the planet and that Ah no way we really have nothing like that Aha super super How do you mean you have nothing like that? Well honestly you’re crap Sorry? I mean I’m telling you as one man to another don’t get offended or anything Ah I’m not being offended nah nah it’s OK I mean what’s the word around the space and that Well I wouldn’t really want to spread [it’s] irrelevant completely Well now that you’ve started finish it fuckit Well your resources are ass you have no moral laws technologically you’re pretty pittyful and youknow you smell pretty bad Ahuh you get that we now have to fuck your mom? I don’t think that is the smartest move for you No no now there’s no turning back you’re fucked Ah whatever I mean you’re irrelevant OK I have to apologize I had an outburst there Ah well what can you do I mean I should think of my future I got a newborn son and that Ah super super ummm what’s his name? His name is Vanya. Vanya? Yeah why? Well youknow Vanya’s a girl name Gir… Vanys is BOTH a boy name and a girl name Well I wouldn’t really say that And in the case when he’s older if he wants to decide his gender orientation he won’t have any problems youknow To decide his gender? I think that we should not start with these kind of topics they could reflect negatively on the reputation of this channel You’re right and I think that we should end this conversation Fine then say hi to the extraterrestrials Who? Extraterrestrials You call us extraterrestrials? Yeah like you’re not from the Earth and all that Just how egocentric can you be? Pretty much a lot yeah You disgust me Suck it Well now we’re really gonna exterminate you Why are we at war?

  • Paulus Nuns

    I did too, but more like a shock laugh, “is it possible to be that rural?”

  • That animal cruelty thing is the least of my problems when trying to watch a movie with Kinski in it these days.

  • Mr. Plinkett = Rich Evans.
    It’s so obvious now. The whole role is autobiographical.
    #mindblown

  • Paulus Nuns

    Do you mean he was a sexual predator? Yeah sure…in all fairness, it was Herzog who encouraged the torture thing.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    They liked it…

  • tOmy`

    As a person living in a country where the most deadly weapon is a street legal absinthe after a painful breakup, I have no point of reference to gun laws and gun ownership.

    Being a game-fed cheerleader since the early age of 8, guns are only interesting if they come with a “fuckton of rockets” or at least one “rail” word in their name.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Wow; strange WotW. Was it just me, or was Mike acting weird in the intro? And also, thumbs up on laughing your ass off during the Exploding Varmints video then adding a PCA at the end to make us sure that you don’t agree with what was happening on screen, only laughing insanely at it. 10 points!

  • Palpatine

    I also don’t agree with that stuff, and yet I was also insanely laughing at it.

  • Paulus Nuns

    So you managed to balance the dark side and the…side.

  • Palpatine

    I am the Chosen One!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    You got to give them props for the animated “censor-skull-and-crossbones”, that made it a lot less uncomfortable.

  • Paulus Nuns

    What about your conquering campaign over Britain? will you throw out the monarchy? http://imgur.com/gallery/uzzxKsq

  • Paulus Nuns

    Given how they censor male mammaries sometimes, it would’ve been funny NOT to censor it. But yeah.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I think it was more shock laughter. How many videos on this show have teased all of us with their amazing covers and boastful titles only to be tantalizing glimpses of what could have been?

    I was laughing hysterically also, mainly at the fact that someone took the time and effort to film themselves shooting farm pests and then actually distributed it.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    If you watch closely, out of the four, the one that got the most disturbed by the Exploding Varmints video was Mike. He stopped laughing almost immediately. It really fucked him up. Watch his face. 🙁

  • tOmy`

    🙁

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Well yes, shooting something FOR NO REASON is silly. No argument there. ‘Critters ruining crops’. Oh please…

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    There are much more humane ways to get rid of farm pests than shooting them in the f*cking face.

  • Tommy Wiseau

    Oh hai redleddermeedja. Many people would call me varmint and want to explode me with gun.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I worry that watching this video might push him to drinking.

  • tOmy`

    Are you an Eminem?

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I would’ve destroyed the Malcolm-Jamal Warner video by doing magic tricks. Such as closing a door on it repeatedly.

  • tOmy`

    I love magic tricks, but I know only couple with cigarettes / cards.

    I always wanted to learn this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tScm-eZInBE But my hands ain’t fast enough.

  • Palpatine

    Ironicly that’s the same guy who made this:
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DcdySQPJgTA

  • frankelee

    They spent a lot of time guilt’splaining why they thought Exploding Varmints was funny. Ya know why? ‘Cause they think exploding varmints are funny.

  • Moke

    There is a little psychopath in all of us and I don’t want him to have power about life and death in the fingertip. It’s a mystery to me why most of the pro gun people think it increases their safety instead realising the obvious: They’ll become the very danger for others themself. Imagine beeing a cop in a country were everybody can run around with a gun. “Safety” my ass.

    For video games: guns with “plasma” or “gatling” in the name never failed to amuse me.

  • Like Icare

    Me? No. And m&m’s are really overpriced… like I can buy two or three packs of some brand x choco-tablets for the price of a bag of those.

    As for the video, that a guy’s is a this a guy. Who is not me in any shape or form. Mainly due to the fact that he’s young, talented and from Serbia…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e6cfmg-oPI

  • Hank_Henshaw

    He also put a cat through a circular saw. But one thing is make believe, movie magic, and another is watching the real thing.

  • If jaunty flute music plays in a Michigan woodland with mushrooms poking up through the leaf litter and Larry Lonik isn’t around to hear it, then did the music exist?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    But those other ways aren’t Wheel of the Worst material. Some times to make an omelette you gotta break a few eggs. Or varmints.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    “Breaking Varmints” – you seeing this Vince Gilligan?

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    If Donald Trump is playing the flute and Cam Newton is rolling in the leaf litter, yes.

  • Fartastic

    “No more than 500 animals were harmed during the making of this movie.”

  • Michael Collins

    StokLISA, you’re sploding me apart!!

  • fred

    oh my god
    oh my god
    oh my god

  • Why didn’t they rig the wheel to choose How To Seduce Women Through Hypnosis? Rich could have confirmed the sex as authentic.

  • RLMkeepitup

    we’re still havin fun and you’re still the one

  • RLMkeepitup

    yeah,early conan had more silly and interesting bits than I’ve seen fallon try

  • RLMkeepitup

    we can only assume he meant that day, specifically

  • Jack

    Mike genuinely looks like he wants to cry while their watching the exploding varmints video lol. like he’s laughing, but looks so sad

  • RLMkeepitup

    maybe its the outtakes? yikes

  • Palpatine

    And yet Rich cackles through all of it.

  • fred

    Rich is having the time of his life.

  • stryker1121

    Larry getting buried in mushrooms in reverse time made me laugh.

    One of the more disturbing episodes of WotW I’ve seen. Mike and Rich bringing the black humor like a mug.

  • ♫ That’s what I learn and that’s what she get
    Gimme an ESS n’a ELL n’a AAA n’a PEE
    Slap that bitch so your kids can hear it ♫

    Shout out to Lil Wayne who taught me to stand up to women.

    #RapCulture2016 #NotGonnaBeOppressed

  • Yes but it’s also the policy of the militant hawks. They don’t say it but it is what they actually believe.

  • stryker1121

    I thought Mike would get the most out of it, for the lulz if nothing else. So he DOES have feelings.

  • Palpatine

    Rich on the other hand is EVIL!!!

  • stryker1121

    Unimpeachable fact!

  • Derrick Cryderman

    StarWars, AIDS and 911, the big three of this fan base

  • tOmy`

    Star Wars and AIDS, towering above the Ground Zero.

    What a decade to be a fan of RLM.

  • Star Wars: 1970s
    AIDS: 1980s
    9/11: 2000s
    RLM fan base agrees: the 90s fucking sucked

  • tOmy`

    Since my sex slave just escaped and it is too cold and chilly to go for a flesh-hunt, I looked into the issue of prairie dogs:

    These little fluffy wannabe squirrels are actually considered pest just because they burrow; as in they create holes. So, excuse my cynicism regarding the idea that the video was actually done as some kind of a pest control, as making them fucking explode creates holes in the ground and destroys the vegetation anyway, which was your fucking concern in the first place.

  • Well, didn’t the first Star Wars prequel come out in the late 90s?

  • Palpatine

    tOmy, the video was made a psychopath, I don’t think he cares. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

  • Sully

    Always a fox… usually.

  • The Leo DiCaprio one would have gone really nice with the review of the Revenant.

  • Or varmints explode.

  • Guilt’splaining? What kind of mumbo jumbo is this?

  • Palpatine

    I think the hunter in the video was Yosemite Sam wearing a human disguse.

  • He clearly didn’t have enough.

  • arekexcelsior

    I’m surprised they didn’t see the true connection between the videos: every one of them is about people with real problems relating to other human beings. You have awkward people, someone who may be on the autistic spectrum, and someone who seems to be a sociopath.

  • This video could only be improved by a guy with a southern accent.

  • Palpatine

    And a giant moustache.

  • You know what they say – if they’re dead you can laugh at them because they can’t do anything. But their lawyers sure ca…

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It should be packaged into a trilogy. Get Criterion to do a blu-ray release for all of them. Call it: “The Human Condition”

  • Btw… do we want to see part 2?

  • Palpatine

    Yes.

  • Do you think this time they use grenades?

  • Now with Explosions and None of that Boring Existential Shit.

  • MichaelKz

    If that varmint shooting guy is enjoying himself so much, does that mean he’s doing the exterminating for free?

    I admit that I was a bit surprised at the censoring of the exploding prairie dogs. Like the guys said, the exploding varmint was so unexpected that it seemed unreal. I almost thought it was all going to be fake, some using bombs to blow up fake prairie dogs.

    That party video was for eight year olds. It was kinds neat to Fred Newman there. He does all kinds of sound effects for A Prairie Home Companion.

    The video on morels was weird. The parts where they were selling the mushrooms looked a drug deal. What was with the guns? Are to assume that no one dealing in morels is trustworthy?

  • MichaelKz

    I would be surprised if he had a hard-on at least part of the time.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    It’s like you watched the video, listened to what they said about each respective video, and are now telling us exactly what they said 😉 I don’t even need to watch the video now!

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    EVEN; don’t be a pussy (Arnold voice).

  • AKA Mr. Wint
  • tim

    Im sure prison is even more terrible. An animal dying in pain is worse than a shot. But getting pleasure form it, that even more sick.

  • Tapeworm

    So, I kinda checked out bits of the video I expected to be upset about (you guessed it). I let out a nervous laugh or two, but man, I am actually upset. Obviously, this is the reaction of RLM guys as well. I love gore and find it funny, but that’s with knowing none of that involved living creatures. Just my two exploding cents, from a guy who does not kill spiders when he has to deal with them in the apartment.

  • Palpatine

    You won’t even kill spiders?!

  • MichaelKz

    Well, I guess I’m old-fashioned, watching something before I can comment on it. 🙂

  • Tapeworm

    Nope, I don’t like to kill things. It is somewhat hypocrytical, because I do eat some meat, but still.

  • Like Icare

    No. I expect it’s just MORE.

    Clearly, variety for the sake of informing or entertaining the audience was not the goal – hours of shooting of gophers was the goal.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    You’re killing me right now… how does that make you feel?

  • Like Icare

    THIS SUMMER

    MICHAEL BAY

    THE MAKER OF TRANSFORMERS

    BRINGS YOU

    EXISPLOSIONAL – The Human Condition
    Rated PG-13

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    Mike has been seeming too chipper lately. I’m glad that he’s back to being horrifically depressed and disgruntled.
    I’m a true fan.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    That’s only, like, a quarter the amount of victims that 9/11 had, so I’m not interested.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    Mike’s an old softie when it comes right down to it.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    *Burns flannel clothing.*

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    All those elderly folks with their AIDS.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Never mind the fact that Leo is one of Mike’s favorite actors.
    http://40.media.tumblr.com/b8d7bb039943c09776e469b0faf0ebf7/tumblr_mpsotwqvv61spv3g3o2_1280.jpg

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    Well, I certainly enjoyed the video and all of its commentary. Best of the Worst is super interesting because it’s fun to see the gang watch gutter-level shit and then try to rationalize and explain the visceral pleasure they get from watching it.
    Also, why didn’t you fuckers put up a trigger warning for the Varmints video? It’s the only video that actually HAD TRIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I was reminded of the Wheel of the Worst episode with the cirrhotic and hemorrhagic Alan Funt’s Candid Camcorder video. Just awful and discomfiting. On the bright side, that episode also included Be Cool About Fire Safety, a classic. I looked up that episode and found this exchange at the end:
    Jessi: “Did you feel uncomfortable when you watched this [Alan Funt video]?
    Mike: “No.” [votes for destroying Dance of Birth]

  • Putin, blow us away!

    https://youtu.be/ypZNiSHBb_s?t=2s

  • Yeah, keep em comin. I’ll f**k em when their dead!

    -Sick people with gynz

    EDIT: This I’ll mak’em even more dead. Going Full Bronson!

  • Fartastic

    I want a remake starring Charles Bronson as the hunter and Anna Kendrick as all the varmints.

  • Tapeworm

    The Alan Funt video had an actual Czech speaking lady getting awkwardly naked. I still have flashbacks

  • Tapeworm

    Hmmmmmmmm..fine, actually.

  • Good. Good.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Confirmed for dik…

  • Tapeworm

    Did that really need to be confirmed?

  • Hey, you didn’t kill the steak that was put on your table, right?

    Don’t be upset with my asshole joke. <3

  • Well, tapeworms are kind of phallic.

  • TOMORROW YOU DIE! My fleet is finally here! I’m going to rip your guts out, through your ass! Jejejejeje!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYndBvhz8hU

  • It had triggers alright. On them guns.

  • Tapeworm

    I only eat chicken and fish and was vegetarian for several years. Thinking about canibalism next.

  • tOmy`

    Okay, guys, time to chill out. We all kill animals. But thank god there are organisations like PETA who pro-

    Oh, right, they kill puppies and kittens as well. Sigh.

    Well, you can always count on mother nature to prote-

    “Penguin Disaster As Iceberg Blocks Route To Sea; Tens of Thousands of Dead Penguins.”

    Well… I guess we can all enjoy our steak in peace now.

  • tOmy`

    The best kind of activism is the pseudo-activism. You don’t exactly piss either of the sides and you still get to wear them trendy t-shirts made out of hemp.

  • Tapeworm

    I’m not an activist in anything. Or active for that matter.

  • Jegsimmons

    in defense of the exploding varmints, we’re a predator species so making a kill releases endorphines that causes pleasure, and of course, shooting guns is fun.

    that said, a .22lr is a fuck ton better than using a damn .308 on prairie dogs.

    Now if he was feral hog hunting, enjoy it, fuck hogs.

  • Tapeworm

    My fuck hog is feral for sure. It might explode any second.

  • Palpatine

    Was Rich really thinking about beating someone on the back of the head with the butt of a rifle? I really hope not.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    While the exploding gopher video “triggered” me as well… bugs will receive nothing but extermination on my end.

    #spiders are worse then death

  • Tapeworm

    I’m not gonna scream “Raid is murder!”, it’s a personal choice.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    When I was a kid one time we had to deal with a roach infestation. Your empathy will disappear fast.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s because he plays too many video games.

    #topical jokes

  • Tapeworm
  • Hank_Henshaw

    Playing video games would’ve desensitized Mike to the sight of exploding varmints. Jay might not play video games, but he watches all those downbeat horror movies, so that helped.

  • Tapeworm

    I thought Mike barely knew what a videogame is.

    Because of booze, obviously.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I’m a people pleaser; I always need confirmation.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    #THATSTHEJOKE!

  • fred

    Sometimes I have evil thoughts.

  • Fartastic

    When it comes to Raid, you have the choice between the red, green and blue can, but to me, all of them scream “Murder!”.

  • tOmy`

    Or too many kittens.

    Fortunately, below the waterline, sealed in a bag, noone car hear you meow.

  • Like Icare

    If you have cattle, holes in the ground (often covered by vegetation) cause them to trip up, fall and break or hurt limbs.
    Basically, holes make the grazing fields useless for grazing cattle.

    And you can’t even bury the holes, as gophers keep digging up more of them.

  • Like Icare

    Sometimes I get violently homicidal in my thoughts.
    It’s one of the few things that has kept many people happily alive and unhurt back in the real world.
    That… and laziness.

  • Like Icare
  • Alex Lee

    If anyone were to kill the makers of Exploding Varmints, I would vote for an acquittal.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I’ve seen Pieces and it sucks, hashtag sorry not sorry Jay.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Something I’ve noticed is that 9 times outta 10 when Jay recommends a horror movie and I google it I see that is has like 45/100 score on metacritic and like 50 at max on RT.

    #great taste susan

  • Amontillado

    Ham.

  • Captain Turbo

    Whoever did the exploding varmint CGI is a genius! ILM?

  • tOmy`

    Guys, I realized how to make the Exploding Varmints video more humane!

    Just call them “Syrian children”, I bet noone will give a fuck.

  • tOmy`

    Now I kinda hate myself.

  • Domo

    It’s why I visit this website.

  • Tapeworm

    “I should check out on RLM” is worse than a homicide thought?

    Actually…

  • Palpatine

    I also love the same trashy horror movies that Jay does.

  • Palpatine

    I think that was one of Rich’s deleted lines from this episode.

  • tOmy`

    Feral hogs do survive impressive amount of lead.

  • tOmy`

    Keep laughing, but governments always get overthrown by underground organisations.

  • tOmy`

    Oh yea, I do understand the dangerous of holes. After all, I had sex.

    But that’s what makes the whole “fuck the shit up” approach even more ridiculous.

  • Palpatine

    You should because Plinkett kills hookers with it.

  • Palpatine

    Are you gonna rain boomas down upon us?

  • Markham

    WNUF Halloween Special was good though.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I enjoy many a bad movie, horror, scifi, comedy I mean, the queue at the place that shall not be named is evidence of my complete lack of interest in being entertained and preference for wasting my time in the most painful but least taxing way possible. There is a difference though – if the movies out of focus, too badly dubbed, and chockablock with dead spots of dialog for 10, 15, 20 minutes straight before cutting to another scene (in the same location, usually), then you’ve lost me (was there much to lose?).

  • Markham

    HIV/AIDs and Older People video actually contains the secrets to the universe. Then 9/11 happened and world trotted on in blissful ignorance.

  • Domo

    Gravitational waves confirmed. HIV/AIDS and Older People VHS unearthed.

    This is how Einstein would have wanted it.

  • Cakefarts

    Insightful. We can’t have that.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Deleted footage from Indy 4.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    See the thing is Susan often recommends artsy indie horror. It ain’t b-movie trash all the time. But whatever. I’ll check out them anyway cuz I’m a sheeple.

  • tOmy`

    FANBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI

  • Cakefarts

    I am torn between saying – bits of it was okay – or saying – parts of it was ok. I think I’ll settle with – segments of it was ok. Yup segments is the way to go.

  • luvs2pwge

    Caddyshack is a more informative video of pest control than that was.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I think he called it a “Shitty Italian Horror Film” in the video so I think he’d agree.

  • fred

    I’m sure the fallout got most of them.

  • Like Icare

    It mostly just makes it economically strenuous… unless you’re already investing in guns and ammo… which farmers probably are.

    On the other hand… it’s sure as fuck cheaper than the rodenator.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYTLm5bLfqw

    But probably not cheaper than hiring a professional exterminator.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhAugphMSW8
    They are known to be cruel though.

  • Since nobody asked for it, here’s my mini review of Tim Miller’s directorial indie debut, Deadpool;

    It was pretty good. Far better than I was anticipating to be sure, especially after how unenthused I was by any of the trailers.

    I was really dreading that the character was gonna be written like the Daniel Way version, with the multiple voices in his head, breaking the fourth wall constantly to the point of annoyance, all that shit that killed my interest in the comic years ago.

    Weirdly enough, the worst aspect of the movie for me was the profanity and lewdness. I wasn’t bothered by the fact that there was any in the movie, but that the execution of it was handled so sloppily and done so frequently that it began to lose any impact.

    There were also several instances where the writers thought just having cursing was a substitute for having a joke, and it never works unless you’re still 13-years-old. Every insult or exchange that involved a word like “fuckwaffle” or “asshat” made me groan just a little. Ironically, the coveted R-rating they were aiming for hurt the movie to a degree, and became an excuse to be lazy rather than do something a little more clever like they had to do in the more restricted comics.

    That said, the actual jokes that worked, REALLY worked. The pizza delivery scene, the holiday-themed sex scenes, everything in Blind Al’s apartment. Those all hit the mark and felt like classic Deadpool moments.

    All the dramatic and serious moments also felt really tense and engaging, and the love story was leagues better than most other superhero films. Even the villain was more memorable, menacing, and genuinely loathsome than most of the bad guys that have shown up in the recent Marvel movies, despite being based on a D-list villain.

    And even though Colossus and Negasonic were ultimately superfluous and not at all relevant to the plot, they were consistently the most enjoyable parts of the movie for me. ESPECIALLY Colossus, I don’t think I’ve seen a movie version of a superhero that felt so exactly like the comics version in every single way; from the look, to the personality, to the mannerisms, to even the voice you’d imagine he would have. 10/10, best boy.

    So yeah, movie was satisfying and way more enjoyable than I anticipated, though it could have handled several aspects of itself much better. Imma give it a solid thumbs up outta 5.

  • tOmy`

    Thanks for the write up. I am kinda intrigued, seeing a lot of different reviews around.

  • Percy Gryce

    The breakfast of champions.

  • Palpatine

    I love how the Malcolm Jamal-Warner video is hardly being talked about. Seriously, I am. That video seemed so unmemorable anyway.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I’ll allow it.

  • Paulus Nuns

    They call it white gult

  • Red Skeleton

    Supreme Court Justice and part-time Superhero Antonin Scalia dies age 79. Now who will defend our constitution from the longhairs and bra-burners?!
    http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/1246cbCOMIC-scalia-textual-originalism.jpg

  • Palpatine

    And yet Ginsberg still lives and she looks like me after my face got melted by my own lightning.

  • Guy Mann

    Incredibly disappointed they didn’t explode the tape with a high powered bullet at the end.

  • After all, Jack does own a gun.

  • Inspired by the bestselling book by Hannah Arendt.

  • He was pushing the buttons he wasn’t aware of.

  • I also got laid. I was young and stupid…

    I haven’t got laid since 2004…

    🙁

  • Devil_Dinosaur
  • topdawg193

    Actually crying with laughter! Who could’ve known that vermin overkill was just what’s needed to take WotW/BotW to the next level!

  • Woah, looks like he hasn’t updated his page since 1995. Is he still alive?

  • tOmy`

    That’s fucking scary.

  • Devil_Dinosaur

    I once heard someone mispronounce it “Malcolm Majal-Warner,” so that’s how I say it because I think it’s funny. Okay, that’s my whole story.

  • richardwicks

    You thought the US still had a Constitution? Have you been in a coma for the last 25 years or something? There were free speech zones during Bush II’s administration as they lied us into a war. 4th Amendment went away with the Patriot Act. There’s no Constitution.

  • Fascinating.

  • tOmy`

    So what is your favorite party trick?

    Mine is not passing out. Everyone is always impressed.

  • Mine is walking out of the bathroom naked and swinging my dick at everyone. Pure cock magic! I wonder why people don’t invite me to parties all that much any more.

  • Snake Squeezer

    What the hell were they thinking “Exploding Varmints – featuring 500 shots of varmints exploding” was going to be about?

  • Domo

    I tend to dance with kitchen counters, but some of my friends don’t have the habitat for it.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Worry not. It’s one of those that shoots a flag that says “Bang!”. He got it at clown college.

  • tOmy`

    It’s like a My Little Pony porn. You sorta know what’s gonna happen, but you still want to believe that we, as a society, didn’t plunge this deep.

  • Snake Squeezer

    He’s in the new OJ Simpson series.

  • It’s one of those “I knew it was a bad idea but I went with it anyway” decisions.

  • Snake Squeezer

    And they set it up so that it HAD to be watched? I mean, really, wtf? Was this a fan favorite or something the way Shoji was?

  • TJB

    I’m glad they picked it. Just watching them all break out laughing was funny as hell to watch. lol

  • tOmy`

    One of them wears a t-shirt that literally says “midwesterner”. Go figure.

  • TJB

    They wanted to laugh and they did. I laughed cause they laughed. lol

  • Like Betty and Linda from “The Osteoporosis Dance”?

  • Snake Squeezer

    I found it disturbing. I found everything about this choice disturbing, in every way.

  • tOmy`

    My friend used to do it. A lot.

    But his favorite move was to run up to some random table in a pub and just place his genitals on the wood. Classic.

  • Wood on wood, I love it!

  • TJB

    Well we disagree. It was great. Loved seeing the boys react that way. It made the episode for me. Hearing them all laugh like that made my day.

  • tOmy`

    You know what they say: Beer increases creativity.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Don’t let me catch you exploding any snakes, little psychopath white boy!

  • Palpatine

    Same.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Oh, had they not CHEATED (I feel so betrayed), and had allowed the Wheel to choose something else, like the AIDS video for example, 90% of the comments here, over at Youtube, Reddit, etc. would be in the vein of: “Hey, guys! The Exploding Varmints Vol.1 is available on Youtube!” “Hack Frauds, you should’ve picked the Varmints video!” “That Exploding Varmints video must be amazing!”

    They also needed something shocking. They already had 2 strikes because that Jamal Malcolm-Warner video and the Mushrooms video. They needed a home run, and swung for the fences.

  • tOmy`

    I always wondered who is gonna be the first one from RLM crew to snap and go all Baghdad on Milwaukee.

    I am starting to lean towards the Jack option.

  • Snake Squeezer
  • As someone who doesn’t believe in god or hell, I’ll allow it.

  • http://www.aol.com/article/2016/02/11/titanic-ii-replica-will-set-sail-in-2018/21311333/?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00001357

    That moment when real-life becomes a fucking Asylum movie.

    And for real, this isn’t just tempting fate; this is ripping your clothes off, and rubbing your oil-slathered taint across fate’s face.

  • Complete with all structural weaknesses and flaws? SOLD!

  • tOmy`
  • tOmy`

    At least the racial segregation is gone.

    BWAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA

  • I kept waiting for a “what’s the morel of the story” pun. Did no one go with it? Did it end up on the editing room floor? All these fun gi’s and not a single morel pun! You bunch are completely without morels!

  • Hopefully in 2098, we’ll get the romantic blockbuster directed by James Cameron’s floating head.

  • Otto T

    Some of my favorite horror films are <20% on Rotten Tomatoes, and considering some of said movies have incorrect information and reviews not even about said film on that site I believe they're full of shit.

  • Class segregation in full effect, though!

    #equality

  • disqus_fnwCMQDX7u

    I remember those Leo video commercials

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    “Without morels”

    Do I smell a new dank RLM meme or is that just the shrooms getting to me?

  • Palpatine

    “Those who do not remember history are condemned to repeat it.”
    – George Santayana

  • TJB

    Honestly Rich’s laugh, the shock on Jack’s face, Mike saying “this is wrong” well giggling like a school girl, and Jay’s covering his face well he laughs is worth the death of a ton of rodents to me. lol Like I said it made the video, for me at least.

  • Both.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    “Baghdad on Milwaukee”

    Action thriller based on the true story of the marines who took down terrorist Jack “The Clown” Packard.

    Directed by Mike Stoklasa and produced by Michael Bay.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    That comment is so edgy it would make Jared Leto cry because he didn’t come up with it for his Joker role.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    The only human condition I’ll understand after watching that is brain damage.

  • Patrick Batman

    Their early work was a little… amateur for my taste. But when Feeding Frenzy came out in 2010, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s just like Mario. Press the trigger and get instant gratification! So simple! So genius! Great gun[game] design

    #mario

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    When Bill Murray blows up gophers with dynamite he’s seen as a hilarious movie star. But, when two wanna-be rednecks sneak onto other people’s property with their scoped rifles to shoot at defenseless gophers until the creatures explode into tiny pieces while they record the gore on camera and make masturbatory comments they’re considered “psychopaths”.

    #DoubleStandards

  • Red Skeleton

    High “grain count” bullet, Mann. Pay attention!

  • tOmy`

    “God, you’re so smooth.”

    – Carlos Santana

  • Palpatine

    The gopher in Caddy Shack was an asshole.

  • Palpatine

    Exploding Varmints would’ve been more entertaing if the fat old lady from Tree Stand Safety was the host.

  • Red Skeleton

    I am SOOOO sad Jessi wasn’t here to see Exploding Varmints. Remember that withering look she gave Mike when the deer got shot? Eeeeeeyup…….

  • Domo

    I just wanted the Morel Mushroom hunt to happen at the same time and in the same place. It would really up the value and flavor of the morels!

  • Palpatine

    I’m sure she would’ve clobbered Rich for his constant cackling everytime a prarie dog got blowed up.

  • Red Skeleton

    And, OH SHIT FRED NEWMAN! I had to look him up. (See, Palpy, some of us ARE talking about “Show Off! How to be cool at parties”) I had to look him up and now I’m pretty ashamed because I grew up on Nickelodeon. Yeah, Fred Newman was the voice of Doug. (No, not the character Doug, that was some asshole named Billy West who never did anything popular again.) No Fred Newman was the “voice” you always heard on Doug, doing, well, all the noises, singing, and scatting you heard in the background.

    Short answer: Fred Newman was the guy who scatted all over Doug.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po8IqNtBedI

  • Palpatine

    That’s pretty intresting. I never really cared for Doug, I was more into Rugrats growing up.

  • Gallen Dugall

    That speech ends, “We are advocates of the abolition of war, we do not want war; but war can only be abolished through war, and in order to get rid of the gun it is necessary to take up the gun.”

  • Red Skeleton

    Yeah I remember the day they aired Doug, Rugrats and Ren and Stimpy, after months of build-up. Fun fact: Apparently Nickelodeon thought Doug was going to be the big hit. I seem to recall it got a lot more promotion in the run up than the other two. How Ironic that a) Rugrats ended up being the long-runner, b) Ren and Stimpy ended up making the biggest cultural impact, and c) Nick sold the shit out of Doug off to Disney.

    Yeah, I liked old Doug. I didn’t love it but I liked it. Disney ripped out its soul. And they stopped using Fred Newman’s sound effects and started using real music IIRC.

  • NicCagesHair

    Nobody likes Jimmy Fallon.

  • Palpatine

    I think Rugrats started going downhill after the movie.

  • …and that gopher never got ‘exploded’.

  • Red Skeleton

    I think it started to go downhill after the first season. At the time I disliked the first season because it was so… weird. It used creepy music and visuals (and remember the one where Tommy gets ill? *shudder*). They cut that out and made it into a, I dunno, more sanitized cartoon after the first season or so. In retrospect, I think I liked those early episodes more for being unique.

  • Red Skeleton

    My GRANDMOTHER doesn’t like Jimmy Fallon. And she DOES like Donald Trump.

  • tOmy`

    #MittensOfDisapprovalAreOn

  • Palpatine

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think Rugrats was sort of the first show to make babies the main characters, and I think that’s why it was so popular at the time, because it did something totally different.

  • Red Skeleton

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101041/ Beat it to air by 6 months!

  • Domo

    You missed Muppet Babies.

    They might be toddlers and not babies. But who cares? I corrected you! I feel so validated! Bwahahahaha!

  • Red Skeleton

    Oh yeah, muppet babies… Hey wait a minute, Rugrats was just Muppet Babies but… with Babies! (To be honest, the “babies” in Rugrats are clearly toddlers as well).

  • Red Skeleton

    Also the Gopher was CLEARLY CGI and not a real Gopher.

  • Only more creepy.

  • RLMkeepitup

    context? a man who kills for his countries needs is a hero. a man who kills for his own needs is a criminal.

  • NicCagesHair

    Well oil me up because I think this looks awesome.

  • Red Skeleton

    Country’s needs, not Country Club’s needs.

  • NicCagesHair

    Luckily I know how to counter John’s disapproving mittens: https://youtu.be/4b0MewQeNjQ?t=1m28s

  • fred

    He has a fake laugh.

  • Moke

    They laughed because they couldn’t believe what they saw. It’s natural. It was cartoonish for them in the first moments. Then they realised that this is real and the person has a mental problem. And nobody laughed anymore.

  • richardwicks

    in defense of the exploding varmints, we’re a predator species

    No we aren’t. We’re a scavenger species. That’s why we can eat nearly anything, from fish, to carnivores, to plants, to bugs.

  • CitizenSnips2

    Except then they laughed their asses off again during the discussion.

  • I watched Exploding Varmints as a kid at my uncles bait shop (no joke)

  • Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface

    Gallows humor.

  • RLMkeepitup

    what else did you see Clarice

  • Mark Bisone

    As a member of the Morel Majority, I reject that broad’s fruiting body.

  • Devil_Dinosaur

    God, for his sake I hope not. And I hope he died without that pornstache. It’s not a good look, even for a bloated corpse.

  • A large catfish

  • Happy Palestine’s Day!

  • Red Skeleton

    Show off! your Exploding Varmints at parties! (The secret is to have no Morels…)

  • RLMkeepitup

    *ghasp* childhood is truly our most vulnerable time..

  • OMNI

    I have no words.
    (Well, except for those four)

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I see why Nicole Kidman didn’t want to date him. Also you fucked up on a note in your We Are The Champions video, Fallon. You made Brian May roll in his grave! He’s the dead one right?

  • OMNI

    Billy West is awesome

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “It’s like a puppet now. Imma gonna make it tawk”

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “I just wanna fuck bad bitches”
    -William Shakesman

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s Pixels all over again!

  • OMNI

    It was an animatronic puppet. Those days were the beginning CGI all they could make back then were geometric shapes

  • NicCagesHair

    I though this was a Shatner quote.

  • Red Skeleton

    A census taker one tried to fool me with his fake stairs trick. I ate his liver with some morel mushrooms and a nice Chianti.

  • anonamoose

    I really don’t get it. Have you guys never heard of hunting? You know, that outdoor activity enjoyed by tens of millions of people? Before watching this video, what exactly did you think hunting consisted of?

    I understand it’s not for everyone. I even understand some people find hunting immoral or distasteful. But I’m quite shocked at your collective ignorance and surprise at the fact that people find and kill animals for sport and have done so since long before the dawn of history.

    I won’t even get into Jack’s “grain count” discussion, but rest assured it was super lulzy.

  • NicCagesHair

    But the video went viralllll. He does so many sweet, awesome viral videooooossss. It’s almost like he has a billion dollar media juggernaut behind him.

  • Red Skeleton

    Yeah, I don’t think it’s the fact he was killing the animals for sport that bothered them. I think it was just the extent of the pleasure he was taking in it went from sporting to psychopathy…

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You see, Jack liked Supergirl because he grew up on a farm.

  • VvdD

    It’s not about hunting, it’s about the glorification of the death and physical destruction of animals.

    Make a video about hunting, what guns and ammo to use and where to find the animals and only PETA members would complain. This video was just about cruel bug squashing teenagers that never grew up.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He’s owned by Comcast, a company owned by Satan.

  • Red Skeleton

    Thank fuck you were here to clear THAT one up for me!

  • NicCagesHair

    Wait…. but Rupert Murdoch owns FOX not NBC

  • Red Skeleton

    He wanted to hit HER with a high grain count, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Murdoch is worse than Satan.

  • anonamoose

    Yes. But the video was called Exploding [Fucking] Varmints. Based merely on that I could have guessed it was mainly footage of shooting varmints with probably too large of a round. I’m not saying that’s my idea of sunday afternoon entertainment, but I don’t understand their surprise.

    I get that the video from “Home Action Video” edited it focus on the Exploding [Fucking] Varmints, but that pretty much varmint hunting. You go sit in a field, you wait for the critter to pop out and you shoot it. Sometimes they explode. Ever been to a shooting gallery? What do you think that’s trying to simulate?

    I can sum up what I’m trying to say with “What did they think ‘Exploding Varmints’ was going to be?”

  • OMNI

    Thank you ministry of truth

  • VvdD

    Was there really surprise, as in they didn’t expect to see this? I think they knew very well what they were going to see. Their “surprise” was more a disguised form of disgust I guess. Aimed not specifically at hunting, but just the lack of class in that specific video.

    Think about it this way, it’s actually creepier to think the content of this video is highly entertaining, than it is to do what is actually done in this video. I just think they were surprised that there are people who enjoy watching a video of just this, without anything else.

  • RLMkeepitup

    it does bring up interesting points. As Mike said hunting has its place, and Rich said the video is what he expected..they’re not ignorant. I’m not sure what Jack was talking about..

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Deadpool was sold out at the near by multiplex. So I saw Zoolander 2 instead….please kill me. Wow this movie sucked so much. I almost hated this movie, just almost hated it. Believe it or not there are positives:
    1. The characters from the original have not been ruined or destroyed.
    2. The original still exists
    3. Penelope Cruz gave me a boner
    4. Kiefer Sutherland’s horrible cameo made for a lot of Metal Gear jokes
    That’s it. Let’s talk about the biggest problem: its the opposite of the first Zoolander. You see Zoolander was a smart satire on the media, control of media, and the idiots that they tell us that we should look up to. It of course had celebrity cameos as well but certain ones were used appropriately. The David Bowie cameo had to be in a weird funny scene because he was David fucking Bowie and the red carpet interviews in the beginning where just celebrities talking about them once or maybe twice and they’re not important or funny but they establish the world. So for Zoolander 2’s pre production Ben Stiller must have said, “Hey, I made Tropic Thunder and Zoolander, two smart comedies about the current state of media. For Zoolander 2 how about I don’t be smart and instead reuse gags and make horrible unfunny cameos.” There were no jokes in the film. There were references to the original film and things in pop culture today but nothing funny is done with it and there’s no satire. Okay so if that doesn’t work made the cameos are funny: THEY ARE NOT. Benedict Cumberbatch plays some model named All. All is transgender and that’s it. There’s no joke All is just transgender. Kiefer Sutherland gets pregnant with Hansel’s baby and then has a miscarriage. There is no joke because there was no set up at all for it and the pay off is delivered so horribly. The Metal Gear jokes I made up in my head where funnier than this. Hell, my friend’s horrible screenplay for Dead Artists, a movie about dead musicians fighting demons, was funnier. I think the saddest part is that while the film is fucking terrible everyone in the film wanted to make it. So to see these very talented people try and fail miserably just made it worse especially since I have seen them do far better like the first Zoolander. Also movie, no woman over 17 thinks Justin Bieber is good looking. To quote my girlfriend, “Women like me want to fuck Tom Hardy. No one likes him, he stole the title of an awesome Queen song.”
    2/10. Do not see. Just watch the original movie.

  • OMNI

    Embolism

  • RLMkeepitup

    are cameos a lost art? seems like you don’t see them as much except in spoofy films and its meh. unless I’m forgetting a good recent example.

  • VvdD

    Jack’s opinion never matters, he’s like like a creationist at a science convention as far as how well he is integrated into the RLM group.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Stan Lee in everything but that’s it.

  • RLMkeepitup

    hah. you know he remembers movie details well though, which is sometimes handy, though really who among us would not be a fourth wheel on that couch..

  • VvdD

    Hey, I never said they should get rid of him, he’s a good way for the rest of the team to bounce off on.

  • RLMkeepitup

    ya those are cute. not as cute as expendables aka The Cameo Movie. Chuck Norris’ appearance about made me spit

  • Wizard Phoenix

    OH YEAH! OH YEAH! I FUCKING LOVE MORELS! FUCKING MORELS!
    http://i.imgur.com/nVjB6D4.jpg

  • Red Skeleton

    …. So how was Zoolander 2?

  • RLMkeepitup

    strategically placed pic of wave at its ‘climax’ of height #symbolism?

  • Red Skeleton

    Do you just not understand sarcasm?

  • Popo Bawa

    Are you trying to imply a contradiction? That murderous psychopathy is somehow at odds with hilarious movie stardom?

  • OMNI

    I do now

  • OMNI

    Always like to be of assistance.

  • Popo Bawa

    Sure, because on a planet this populous, it’s safe to guess that everyone reading this is the same species. Pull the other one, you jive turkey!

  • OMNI

    That made me hungry

  • Popo Bawa

    More Jessi is always cause for celebration.

  • RLMkeepitup
  • Popo Bawa

    What does your being uncomfortable with the content have to do with their reactions to it?

  • OMNI

    I think I understand more about Mike as an artist and person now. I’m even more of a fan, as for the other guys I still love Jay and Jack, but they seemed a little confused about how to react to Exploding Varmints, while Rich just acted like the evil stoner guy who wears his baseball hat too low and skulks about everything. Rich is evil. I still love him though, how can you not after watching him play with dolls in his basement and talk to himself and them for 20 minutes. What’s not to love?

  • Popo Bawa

    “We have no people of different of gender or people of color on these programs.”

    How would we know? I don’t recall any of them talking about their own gender or ethnicity. Making assumptions based purely upon their superficial appearance is so stereotypical!

    “It’s 2016”

    That’s not how time works. It is *sometimes* 2016. It isn’t usually. For example, if you think you exist “now”, then there are only days of 2016, compared to 365 days when it is 2015. Meaning that it is 2015 *more than eight times as often* as 2016!

  • Popo Bawa

    for anyone else?

  • Popo Bawa

    So is my diaper. Want to see me spin it around?

  • Snake Squeezer

    I’m hearing so many good things about Deadpool…

  • So, is there a Part 2 of Exploding Varmints? Why didn’t you guys touch on that? I’m curious how many Parts are there? could be 10 of these out there!!!

  • Crixxxx

    If you ate any around 2003 it’s likely you were eating some grown from the cremated remains of Bob the Morel expert mixed with spores.

  • Strelnikov

    Does she talk about the good times she had as a female guard at Buchenwald?

  • Strelnikov

    He never got the gopher in Caddyshack. Carl Spackler did create the greatest amount of property damage while the “1812 Overture” played in the background, however.

  • MichaelKz

    It just looks like an inefficient war of attrition and made disturbing by how much that varmint hunter is enjoying himself.

  • Strelnikov

    It’s also just shooting fish in a barrel, because the animals don’t understand that they are being hunted, and their natural behavior makes them easy targets.

  • Strelnikov

    There are two of these goddamn videos, they survived into the DVD era, Cabelas used to sell the DVDs, but they’ve gone out of print/the guy who runs Cabelas ran the video and puked.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    You’re the man now dog.

  • Joe

    That censoring must’ve been such a bitch too. Poor Mike (or Jay? whoever edited it) literally had to put hours into watching animals explode in slow motion to keyframe the censoring to cover it. Just think about that for a second.

  • Joe

    I disagree, he has seemed down for a bit particularly in HitB, I wanted him to get happier, but if he edited this video like I think he did the dozens of hours keyframing censoring of animals dying in slow motion might have taken a toll on his heart. I think next christmas he might need to get his heart to grow a few sizes again.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    You’re being knee-jerky. Watch the unedited video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7Wy49bWSfA

    I come from rural culture, we hunt and eat animals. This is not hunting. This is an idiotic spectacle to appeal to this guy and others’ sociopathy. I might as well film myself plinking rats in my barn or something.

    The guys are not making some statement against hunting videos by denouncing it. It’s not a hunting video. It’s a video of a guy effortlessly plinking 500 prairie dogs with a high-powered rifle and scope, over and over and over again.

    I won’t really get into whether this is the most economical or humane way to kill these prairie dogs (the video does seem to intimate that some poisons are outlawed, so perhaps this is actually the only way farmers can get rid of an infestation), but why in the world would I try and defend someone filming it and selling it as a video?

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    The other guys thought that the guy in the video was using “explosive bullets”, Jack was just explaining that the bullet is so large and so powerful for the size of the creature that it is blowing the animal apart (no idea if he’s accurate in his explanation as to WHY, of course). Imagine a human getting hit by a cannonball, that’s basically what is happening to the prairie dog. It’s overkill. A .22 would be sufficient, it’s sufficient for a groundhog, anyway, can’t be too much difference.

    On the other hand perhaps it is more “humane” to instantly blow them to pieces…but it’s clearly also INSANE.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    I just think they were surprised that the reality of the footage matched what they thought was the cartoony idea in their head of animals literally exploding.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    If I had had to peg one of these guys for growing up on a farm or in a rural area, Jack would have been the least likely candidate. Surprising.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    They were probably using hollow points; they explode on impact. Full metal jackets pass through tissue cleanly. Jack was kind of right.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    Yes, I was just about to edit my post. I skipped through the video and he does say “ballistic” tips. So I’m guessing these explode into shrapnel on impact and tear through the animal.

    Again, though, it seems insane. I doubt bullets like that are particularly cheap, he said .223 Winchester ballistic tip bullets. To kill 500 prairie dogs I think he must have spent a lot of money, even in 1980s dollars. It just seems crazy. I think to kill 500 prairie dogs would cost a couple hundred dollars nowadays.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    .223 is the most common round available. Great for dear hunting. Not too expensive; .22 is much more expensive. Hollow point, yes, explodes on impact.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Not true.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    Yeah, but looking up this particular bullet with the ballistic tip, it costs 25 dollars now for 20 rounds. Now, I’m assuming in 1980s dollars it was way cheaper (although accounting for inflation, maybe not), and maybe he bought it in bulk and saved even more money, but it still seems like he spent way too much money for this to be the economical way to get rid of prairie dogs.

    .22 when I bought it last was very cheap, although it was probably the cheapest, crappiest brand they had.

    EDIT: 50 rounds is 3 dollars for .22 rounds, Winchester brand. Low grain count, though.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    It’s not. You could trap them.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    He’s a never-was (worse than a has-been). Just never understood his appeal one whit. They gave this guy Hollywood movies to star in. Now, granted, one was opposite Queen Latifah, but on the other hand, Queen Latifah is a more bankable name than frickin’ Jimmy Fallon. Fortunately he screwed it up and now has to settle for talkshow host…unfortunately on THE traditionally most popular late night talkshow (I’m sure the ratings are nothing like they used to be, of course).

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    It could have been hollow point .22.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    Clearly they never saw this documentary:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1640571/

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    I’m actually banking on the success of my ship, the Poseidon II.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    Pics or didn’t happen

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    There’s an embedded Youtube video, though…

  • Joe Syxpac

    There are 2 Exploding Varmints, plus a slew of one offs.

    Decapitating Deer
    Impaling Coyotes
    Torturing Turkeys
    Detonating Ducks
    Raping Rabbits
    Beating Bears
    Catapulting Cougars

  • Groth1175

    Well, for what its worth I plan to get a copy of Space cop

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    I like Mitch McConnell demanding Obama leave a seat on the Supreme Court empty FOR 11 FREAKING MONTHS. Or did he just demand it wait until after the election in November? Either way he’s insane. It would take another couple of months after he nominated a candidate for it to pass Congress, too, the way they do shit.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    Clearly like all the other LIEBERAL ACTIVIST JUDGES she has made a PACT WITH SATAN

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    I think it was a pretty good ode to the Kelly run, hopefully they’ll continue doing stories from it for the sequel (which I have read has been greenlit). I would enjoy seeing T-Ray as the villain in the next one (I don’t think we’ll be seeing armored Ajax or anything of that nature). Definitely a better movie than I expected them to achieve, I didn’t think it would be bad like some people did but I did temper my expectations.

    Obviously they cut out some minor characters like Killebrew and altered some (Weasel as the owner of the bar instead of a super hacker seems to be limiting themselves on that front but clearly hacking wasn’t necessary for the plot they were telling) but I was very pleased with how close to the story they were. They could have altered and cut out WAY more.

    I agree the humor wasn’t perfect in every instance but what with insisting that 90% of the film be this non-stop running waterfall of snarky remarks I’m surprised the vast majority of them landed as well as they did. My biggest issue is I couldn’t understand everything Ajax was saying, and Deadpool’s constant torrent of jokes was so extreme that a lot of them were drowned out by the audience laughing at an earlier one. Timing was off in the delivery.

  • DickTheBirthdayBoy

    Never. I’ll never turn to the dark side. You have failed, you pizza pushing pedophilic ursid!

  • Michael Collins

    OK, finally finished it, only took me 2 days, was entertaining in a are you serious? kind of way.

    At least now I know where christopher nolan stole his Dark Knight ideas from..who knew?

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    Was that confirming gravitational waves? I just thought it was the first time they figured out how to observe/visualize them in such a manner. I guess that might be splitting hairs, though.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    Now can we get a video of all the monkeys being killed?

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    Metastatistics are bad when applied to pure numbers. I think they’re an even worse measure of the worth of a piece of art, which is about as subjective as you can get. Some of my favorite movies have bad scores on Rotten Tomatoes, because the critics didn’t get what the point of the movie was or ignored it when giving their critique. Case in point: Punisher War Zone.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    I got the feeling he was oicturing beating some more specific someones on the back of the head with the butt of a rifle…

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    He means if Mike played more video games he wouldn’t have been as fazed by the varmints exploding. Jay and Rich do so to them it wasn’t quite as grotesque on a visceral level, I’m guessing.

    I don’t know how true that is, though. Granted, I too wasn’t too fazed by the varmints exploding (five or six was more than enough, though), but having seen videos of real people getting shot or what have you I viscerally find it atrocious and don’t want to see such things, despite having played many a violent FPS and seen many a violent movie.

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  • Archfiend_Baramos

    Neither is entirely accurate. Apes have been shown to use group tactics to hunt monkeys and eat them. On the other hand they are also fine with harvesting whatever they can find as you say.

    Really humans are so divorced from their instincts that it’s pointless to say we are predators or scavengers. We’re thousands of years post-domestication and agriculture. Yes, we can still get an adrenaline rush from the activity of hunting, and a cheap (and grotesque and pointless) thrill from effortlessly blowing away a bunch of stupid varmints or watching it, but I don’t think it has any bearing on the human species as a whole at this juncture.

  • OMNI

    Happy VD

  • anonamoose

    Please don’t let anything I said suggest this video was not monumentally stupid, irresponsible, and plain uninteresting. I was only dismayed by the implication this dude was crazy for the mere fact he was enjoying shooting prairie dogs. In fact he is crazy for editing together 500 clips of zoomed in footage of exploding rodents and selling it as an “action movie.”

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    The problem with PETA is they can’t make distinctions between something like this and raising and slaughtering cattle for meat, or hunting a deer for meat. Of course, some people at the other extreme end of the spectrum maybe can’t make a distinction, either, and would defend such a pointlessly grotesque video the same way they might a normal “hunting” video (this clearly isn’t hunting, it’s pest eradication called hunting by a guy interested in selling a video to give people the cheap thrill of seeing 500 prairie dogs exploded).

    So many debates I see on the news and on the internet seem to revolve around purposefully not making distinctions regarding context, motivations, or magnitude, though, so I’m not surprised PETA exists.

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  • Archfiend_Baramos

    I was surprised at first that they “wimped” out, but upon watching the uncensored video on Youtube they clearly made a wise professional decision. It would alienate many viewers to have to see that to watch their video.

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    Perhaps through some subterranean subterfuge…

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  • Archfiend_Baramos

    Not to be “that guy”, but I actually think Rich went a little far calling the guy autistic. I know some people got offended at him calling people retarded and maybe this was his response to that, trying to be “non-PC”, but at least that’s a common “turn of phrase” for people who want to call others very stupid (imprecise to interchange with “stupid”, and definitely offensive to a lot of people, but at least a COMMON use of the word).

    This guy had nothing in common with autistic people beyond an obsession with a specific topic. No flat affect, no repetitive language, his obsession was not in the common form of “perseverating” autistic people have, nothing. He is perhaps DELUSIONAL, that’s for sure, and his humor was weird and not funny. But he wasn’t autistic at all. To me that was just Rich trying to be provocative for no good reason.

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  • Archfiend_Baramos

    Despite the guy saying that poison is outlawed in certain places, that does appear to be the most effective, economical way to kill them and enough pages mention it that I’m guessing that someone thought better of it and allowed certain pest extermination people to go in and poison them or the laws have changed since whenever this was shot (or he was just talking out of his ass). I know they used to also gas things like rabbit warrens, I’m guessing that is or at least was a common method for prairie dogs.

    Basically, I think he used the most grotesque, least economical method to kill them because he got a kick out of it.

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  • Robby

    So Mike frequently can’t remember the names of actors in movies he just saw, but he can pull Eloise Cole out of a hat on the spot?

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  • Archfiend_Baramos

    To me it’s not about cruelty, it’s about filming it to give people a cheap thrill and engaging in it himself clearly just for a kick. I could go out to a barn and shoot a bunch of rats for a kick, or I can just poison them. I’m not going to pretend shooting them one by one is the most economical way of exterminating them.

    Heck, even as entertainment, by the end of the video they were clearly sick of seeing the same thing over and over again. The novelty and horror wore off. It didn’t even succeed on that level.

  • OMNI

    That’s because of the trauma

  • OMNI

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  • OMNI

    I like to be in my cozy apartment and do that sort of thing.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    I think they’re stuck between the opposing facts that they have to have it be a randomized wheel (or the Wheel of the Worst concept goes out the window) and the fact that there are videos they just want to watch so badly or are so anticipated by the audience (Shoji Tabuchi clearly was one) that they break the concept to watch them. I think 1 out of 3 should probably be their limit. They can cheat next time and watch How To Seduce Women Through Hypnosis, basically.

  • Ogrot

    Man yeah. Fuck Jimmy Fallon. I don’t understand his appeal either. Other than he is amazingly tepid and safe.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    So he sounds more like Republicans than we thought?

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    He is an inspiration for us all, dammit!

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    I assume that comedian was Hans Beinholtz. That explains it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo2eH3-R09I

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    Minus the guilt.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    We only believe in good all-American activities, like Whacking Day.

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  • Ogrot

    Deadpool was good. It exceeded my expectations, was not obnoxious, and proved itself to be a rather smart and capable action comedy.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Lewis from Exploding Varmints kinda looks like Jimmy Fallon.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    Hahaha, gotcha.

  • Ogrot

    Yeah a friend of mine basically said the same thing about Zoolander. I on the other hand watched Deadpool that night and went away pretty satisfied.

  • A video of his funeral?

  • Dis

    Exploding Varmints…PART 1?!

  • Part time domestic violence?

  • OMNI

    Toads are frogs. Sorry to break it to you on valantines day…
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  • OMNI

    but what does the fox say? Sully?

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  • It would be hard to make a puppet out of any of those praire dogs… Unless you’d sew them back together like some Frankenstein’s monster.

  • Wizard Phoenix

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  • TheVerySpecialK

    The guy IS crazy for the “mere fact” that he was enjoying shooting prairie dogs. Seriously, that is some sick shit.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Stop talking like Ed from Cowboy Bebop

  • Bubs

    When I first watched this, the censorship of Exploding Varmints really diminished it for me. I felt a little cheated. But then I looked up Exploding Varmints on YouTube, watched about 4 minutes, and like any normal human was completely horrified by it.

    I feel like the guy from Exploding Varmints should come with a warning label. The people of his community need to be aware. At one point, you can literally hear him groan with sexual satisfaction.

  • Craig

    I think the problem is that he probably had an erection the whole time he was shooting prairie dogs.

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  • TheVerySpecialK

    Your arguments are weak. “People have always done it… lots of people do it…” Textbook appeal to tradition and ad populum right there. You are shocked by what you perceive as “collective ignorance”? Well, I’m shocked that you have the nerve to post this trash here and expect it to fly.

  • Red Skeleton

    Incidentally, this seems topical given the advent of Exploding Varmints.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sWune0UesM
    (Warning, contains no actual violence or animals)

    My 4-year-old son discovered this and I had to ban it from my youtube because whoever made it is clearly a sick fuck.

  • TheVerySpecialK

    Exploding Varmints should have been exploded. It would have been like poetry; it would have rhymed.

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  • Commander X

    Really, you don’t need that much to take care of varmints – something like .22LR is usually enough – I say this not from having targeted harmless groundhogs that were minding their own business but having engaged in some barn-rat termination back in the day – big fat voracious brown barn rats with bad attitudes and mouths full of crooked yellow teeth. Weapon of choice? A suppressed Ruger target pistol. Shoot ’em and it’s done, no need to explode them. A bit of a messy job, but no need to get sadistic about it.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Thats even MOR RASIST! U is bad man.

  • lucid_flux

    I come from a family of farmers and hunters and I really don’t understand how you are comparing hunting for sport to these sickos. I mean the purpose of hunting for sport isn’t about getting pleasure from killing animals, it’s about the challenge and the satisfaction of getting that one big kill cause you worked your ass off to travel into the forest and track it down.

    The feeling is a feeling of reward for the effort you put in, not pleasure over killing something. That’s why the guy that made this video is just a sicko cause these animals are just defenseless, there’s no challenge, no risk of putting in effort and getting nothing in return, he myswell be shooting targets.

    And as for the farming side of the argument, yes shooting vermin is acceptable on a farm. It is actually better than some of the traps we use where I live…

    Here’s one example: You can probably guess what it does…
    http://www.amazon.com/Victor-Plunger-Style-Mole-Trap/dp/B00004RAMS

    It’s also probably better than poison because poison will kill vermin effectively but with also kill any predatory animals that eat the vermin that ingest poison. We have lost two cats this way and it can kill hawks and owls.

    So shooting them if you see them isn’t a bad idea. BUT you don’t shoot them out of this psycho need to make them suffer, you shoot them cause it’s your job. It’s like: “Awww shit I gotta take care of these stupid vermin damn it!” instead of, “Oh baby I’m so excited to blow up small creatures!”.

  • Bubs

    I used to bull’s-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home.

  • Hank Schkorio

    Cruelty to animals. awesome. I’m done with this show for good. What are you guys going to do next? Kicking dogs for fun? Fucking a cow?

  • Red Skeleton

    Why does catapulting cougars sound more like a porno than anything else…. maybe I’m just effed in the H….

  • Red Skeleton

    When you made your disqus account were you trying to name yourself “Hank Scorpio” and sneezed or something?

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    A cup of coffee in front of the keyboard increases dyslexix around 100%. But humanity keeps drinking that devils brew…

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Capital K…
    Because K!. do any of you have any IDEA what happens if you use small rounds? the rodents die slow. also Chemicals and baits are cheaper but it takes days for the animal to die. from the blistered eyes and burnt lungs or the bleeding out its arse!
    fuck anyone who hasn’t had to put an animal out of its misery commenting on any of it.

  • Red Skeleton

    Hey, I don’t give a shit about the killing of the rodents. It’s the psychopathic pleasure he takes that’s bothering us. Well, a lot of us, including the RLM cast. Did Tree Stand Safety get a bunch of people complaining about killing animals because the RLM cast didn’t seem to mind that aspect of the film (minus Jessi’s withering glare at Mike, of course).

  • Moke

    My grandparents had a farm and killing animals was a job that has to be done. Mice and rats. Chickens and ducks. But it was never a pleasure for them.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I can explain this. but not “Gerbil murder videos”
    When I found a sheep in the back paddock so badly mauled by dingos there was nothing anyone could do, I cut her throat with a knife because it was to far to go back for the gun while she was suffering (10 seconds or 10 minutes your call?)
    I cried.
    But we blew up a rabbit warren with LPG and I laughed! not because killing things was funny but the enormity of the explosion caused a adrenaline reaction that makes you laugh or shit your pants.
    +blowing anything up is funny.
    Not saying its right but Laughter is a natural Human defense to Trauma.

  • Red Skeleton

    Laughing like that in that situation is normal. Seeking out rabbit warrens so you can continue to feel that adrenaline rush is… questionable.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I am a farmer.

  • tOmy`

    In all fairness, they did explode.

  • Red Skeleton

    Also, this video reminded me of the famous Australian snuff film, Wake in Fright.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    And with that you win. I would never kill for fun… Food, mercy or a nice watch…?

  • Red Skeleton

    For those of you wondering, YES, there is a Part 2.
    AND there’s a DVD compilation. 0_0
    On Amazon. 0_0!!

    http://www.amazon.com/Exploding-Varmints-1-2/dp/B000SQT7FK

    Personally, I’m holding out for the Blu-ray release with director’s commentary, so I can listen to the guy laughing OVER the sound of his laughing over the sound of the Varmints exploding.

  • tOmy`

    I think we already established here that laughing at actual crimes is OKay, as long as you freak out over absolutely legal stuff involving cute little animals.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I didnt want to be the first to bring it up. but its basically that.
    Booze and adrenaline is not a good mix with guns.

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    OH…. *deletes browser history.

  • tOmy`

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  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

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    Yeah… that.

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  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

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  • arekexcelsior

    There are a lot of autistics that you may not notice are autistic ASIDE from an obsession with a specific topic, especially in a video where you may not see things like repetitive motion tics. I know people on the spectrum who are always grinning, or who are prone to VERY powerful anger and very powerful emotions in general, so the flat affect isn’t guaranteed either. If he was on the spectrum it’d be mild, but the reason why Rich said that wasn’t just the obsession with the topic but the sort of weird humor and the lack of any kind of social awareness the video showed. The average person obsessed with a weird topic might be able to communicate it in an interesting way. An autistic person might generate a ton of mushroom porn.

    But yes, “autistic” is often imprecisely used, ditto for “retarded”. And I also do hate the idea, “Other people will say things you don’t like”. Sure, and then you get yelled at in response. If the person who says a thing that offends people gets to do that, other people get to say their mind back. I’m always annoyed by that attitude because it is such a double standard.

  • Tapeworm

    I checked out the uncensored Exploding Varmints on Youtube to get properly outraged, while cooking. I might actually be the stupidest person I know.

  • tOmy`

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  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Exploding Varmints has really had a profound effect on you. Not that I blame you.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I can’t wait to not listen to it.

  • Tapeworm

    I’m just baffled. There is 100 times worse shit happening to animals every second, it’s the attitude that gets me

  • Sheriff Mitchell

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  • Sheriff Mitchell

    People react to new Kanye albums the same way Chris Rock reacted to Pootie Tang’s new album “______ !”

  • Ogrot

    Not that Leno was edgy or anything, but the man had wit. Easily three times as talented as Fallon as a host.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    He did at least try to tell jokes. Jimmy Fallon just laughs a lot.

  • Lt Hurwitz

    Jack is remembering what Wednesday was like on the farm.

  • tOmy`

    Baffling?

    Guns + explosions = fun.
    Killing animals = hunting = fun.

    While cooking? Well then stir that chickensoup and stir it reeaaaaal good, till you see the little bits of chickens that were most likely devastated and hurt beyond recognition, while hoping that they were at least half-dead before being chopped up by a machine, so you don’t have to eat a salad on a Sunday afternoon.

    Let’s face it, the nature was a simple race to the first specie that will make it to the finishing line in form of an AK-47. After that, all bets are off.

  • Lt Hurwitz

    Yeah, that’s an odd one. He didn’t flinch at the deer getting shot by Gramma, but little exploding varmints gets him every time.

  • Lt Hurwitz

    Burning ants with a magnifying glass —-> Exploding varmints —-> ????

  • tOmy`

    Vietnam.

  • Lt Hurwitz

    Ironically, it’s also why they can’t.

  • Tapeworm

    Did you miss the part where I say I realize there’s a lot of animal killing going on right now? Does not mean I’ll be OK with an idiot enjoying killing animals and trying to profit from others enjoying it.

  • Lt Hurwitz

    That’s an interesting point a lot of people don’t seem to understand, America is yuge, if you’re in a rural area you have to be your own police. The paid one’s could be an hour+ away.

  • Lt Hurwitz

    Burning ants with a magnifying glass —-> Exploding varmints —-> Vietnam —-> The Jar —-> It was all a dream

  • tOmy`

    I did not miss it, no, I am just stating the obvious and trying to explain why is he having fun. Do I try to justify it? No, because I find it disturbing. But you can explain it.

    People are always sooooo outraged, that they don’t stop to think* about the issue at hand and then just have the hamburger anyway. It’s hypocrisy and double standards at best.

    “Trying to profit from others enjoying it.” Well, except food, clothes, animal fights, circus, basically every animal we domesticated… Yea, I can’t see that happening in a modern society.

    Look, I am just making fun of it, not out of you, because fuck, I never got this. People always care only when it is brought to their attention on a silver platter (hamburger joke intended). I would also like to remind you the brutal truth: You know why they make a video like that? Because even the censored version wasn’t apparently enough, so you went on youtube to check the real gore. People are attracted to trainwrecks and gooooore! RLM.

    *Not aiming that at you

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  • BCFC25

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  • Robotpals

    There is a disturbing trend in Best of the Worst of late. They are not destroying the losers.

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  • TheVerySpecialK

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  • tOmy`

    And it rhymes with “I am an asshole” as well!

    It’s a homage to the Twisted Fantasy and “They can kiss my asshole / I am an asshole”

    Your move, Shakespeare.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It is a tale. Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing..err anyway enough about Kanye but I actually don’t know what I expected. I guess I’m enjoying it but so far but Yeezus was far superior.

  • tOmy`

    I gave it one quick click-through, but now I have to work.

    From what I can tell so far, the “Gospel concept” seems to fall apart on the second part of the album (where they shoved all the shit they promised they won’t shove there in a first place) aaaand…

    Yea, it ain’t as baffling as Fantasy and definitely not stupidly shocking as Yeezus. Which is a shame.

  • It’s the future. And today is Pris incept date.

  • tOmy`

    I didn’t want to piss you off, I know people with pets usually have a harder time with topics like these…

    I can be a bit of a douche when it comes to this, I know.

  • Tapeworm

    I’m not pissed, I get what you’re saying, I’m just trying not to get into circular arguments, especially when the first comment ends with me saying how stupid I am for even going further into it it.

  • tOmy`

    Yup, tru dat. (Not you being stupid, the pointlessness of us both going deep into it).

    Back to 9/11.

  • Tapeworm

    I know you inside out, there’s a lotta sexy and not much stupid. I’ll keep looking. Mwah

  • Tapeworm

    Oh, that’s that new musical portable recording from West Kenya. I shall give it a listen in the near future. Quite.

  • tOmy`

    It’s Yeezy season, everybody is invited!

  • Very well, let the prolapsing commence then!

  • Oh, gawd, I don’t even wanna give it a listen. Not even ironically. 10 years ago I was able to enjoy his stuff.

  • Tapeworm

    I’ll pretend to do something else now, but as it’s apparent, we’ll be on it like bunny rabbits.

    See ya (wink)

  • Like Icare

    Lessons of lyfe?

  • tOmy`

    I never gave too much of a shit before, but Twisted Fantasy and Yeezus are balls to the wall awesome.

  • Captain Turbo

    He probably killed the mushroom guy.

  • Palpatine

    What is a morel mushroom anyway? My fungi knowledge is very limited.

  • Tapeworm

    It has these very visible pores on the surface, it’s used a lot in Brittish cuisine. Not sure about the explosions of it.

  • Jegsimmons

    we’re a predator species, dipshit. always have been.

  • Palpatine

    I would watch Exploding Morels.

    #NatureSucks

  • Jegsimmons

    fuck em.
    Pump em with more lead.

  • Jegsimmons

    i lol’d

  • You sound like demented cheerleader.

  • I fell asleep on the couch. Did you do therapy without waking me up?

  • Tapeworm

    Of course not. Drink more of the special tea now. You feel very, very hot…your clothes feel tight and uncomfortable…

  • Tapeworm
  • Not for long, cuz it’s time for shitting sad birds and gloomy trees in March… or April. Depends on when our producer is done.

  • I wanna watch them hang with Leo for this gross abuse of power!

  • Trolling on the highest level.

  • fred

    They grow around old logs and things in the woods. They look like sponges, and are best when deep fried.

  • fred

    It’s like a bad trip.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    .22 is not that cheap; can’t go off of online prices.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Tried dipping my foot in another comments section; *sigh*, just wasn’t the same.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    It’s a mushroom, that grows near that guy in the video.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    We need to preserve Mother Lode for the sake of Tree.

  • tOmy`

    Cool. Did your marketing team told you to release it at the same time as Deftones?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    If Rich Evans was in Philadelphia he would have said “I have AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS”

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Tapeworm Earthbike was found dead, burned alive by cooking oil.

  • tOmy`

    Yea, dipping your dick is alw-

    Oh, right, that’s what you mean…

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Are you Charles Bronson?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    If you make Morel’s explode the ghost of Larry will kill you like his therapist.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    From the WebArchive of Morel Heaven, “We continue to feature Larry’s books and videos on this Web Site.” Until you assholes shut his site down.

  • Palpatine

    Would you buy his books and videos if the site was still up?

  • slick moranis

    I was hoping they’d get AIDS

  • Wizard Phoenix

    They as in Jimmy Fallon, right?

  • Palpatine

    Rich already has AIDS.

  • slick moranis

    I’m no Fallon fan, but I wouldn’t wish elderly AIDS patients on him.

  • Palpatine

    I wouldn’t wish AIDS on anyone, even Jimmy Fallon.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What about Rob Schneider?

  • Palpatine

    No.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Members of ISIS?

  • Palpatine

    Yeah, maybe.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No, but I have a feeling a bunch of people will send them to RLM.

  • FUCK

  • Cream-A-Thon

    The ‘splodin varmints guys GOPHER site is also down.

  • Somebody exploded the servers.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Severing Dad’s cartoid artery in the process.
    #justiceforvarmints

  • Cream-A-Thon

    It’ll be on an upcoming “disc” but based on what I’ve seen it looks more like Stalking Leo:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfNW789SgmA

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Everyone was raped/murdered.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Virtual dong.

  • Hank Schkorio

    And when some dickhead teenager does this to your dog or cat after seeing this, it’ll be real funny hey?

  • Hank Schkorio

    haha, most likely yes 🙂

  • lucid_flux

    In all fairness… I grew up on a farm and this is what we use to kill vermin.

    http://www.amazon.com/Victor-Plunger-Style-Mole-Trap/dp/B00004RAMS

    It’s a much quicker death to shoot them then to have them stabbed to death by traps. That said the thing that is sick about the video is the pleasure the guy took in killing them.

  • Hank Schkorio

    That’s great and all but why have this kind of rubbish on this RLM?

  • Hank Schkorio

    Do you reckon that after they’ve been stabbed by traps, they’re thinking “I wish I exploded instead”?

  • Hank Schkorio

    Stay Tuned to RLM for their next video review: “Dogs being run over by cars: ON PURPOSE!”

  • “Laughing at others’ medical conditions is hi-larious!” – Mike Stoklasa, 2016

  • RLMkeepitup

    he shouldn’t have bragged about getting laid, that was Charlie Sheen’s mistake.

  • lucid_flux

    Well when they are stabbed they still have time to think and be in pain, at least when they are exploded they don’t have time for either of those.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Great find. Sounds like the melody has been sampled from something else though. Wonder what the original source is?

  • Snake Squeezer

    Yeah, I really don’t understand why it was on the wheel to begin with.

  • Hank Schkorio

    What about reviewing: Cecil The Lion, A Dentists View, by Walter Palmer. That would be HILLLLAAARIOUS.

  • Snake Squeezer

    RLM Should do a send up to Exploding Varmints. Mike is the guy with the gun, and he’s out hunting a bunch of little Rich Evans’s.

  • Hank Schkorio

    Oh I know, don’t forget to put this movie on the wheel of the worst: Elephants slowly dying of poison after being hit by an arrow.

  • Archfiend_Baramos

    All right, well, I was annoyed by not knowing, so I went to my gun cabinet. I have a box of 500 .22 long rifle rimfire cartridges I bought for around 8 dollars. They are of course the cheapest Winchester Wildcat brand cartridges of no particular repute and I don’t even know the grain count. Sufficient to kill a prairie dog, though probably not instantly or painlessly.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I was talking about Tom Hardy from Death Wish.

  • Captain Turbo

    The Moral Mushrooms is a horrible, extreme right group that is trying to prohibit our personal use of fungi… oh wait…

  • Hank Schkorio

    Well hopefully you’ll get to make that choice when you die, instead of being randomly shot by someone that gets an erection each they time see a creature explode.

  • richardwicks

    We’re not a predator species.

    Can you chase down a gazelle and kill it without tools? How about a rabbit? How about a RAT?

    Our early ancestors were opportunistic omnivores. They would eat the bone marrow of animals that the lions left behind.

    Is there any monkey species that is a predator, besides us? Why do you assume we’re unique?

    Take a cat for example. From a housecat to a lion, all cats are predators.

    Take the equines. Zebra to horse are all herbivores.

    Name any species in which a close relative is something like an herbivore, and another close relative is a predator, besides “humans”- which is your one exception, because it’s not an exception at all.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Tom Hardy playing Bronson in Death Wish?

  • Palpatine

    I found the mushroom guys site:
    http://www.morelmadness.com/lonik.html

  • Jegsimmons

    are you retarded?
    We very well can use our bare hands to catch animals.

    we’re a predator species, we hunt and fish and consume animals we kill.

    “But we use tools!”

    WHOOP DE FUCK!?
    We dont have claws or monster fangs so we adapted into using mostly tools.
    Thats doesnt NOT make you a predator.
    Bears, lizards, turtles, several types of birds and fish, chimps and apes are also omnivores while gorillas are mostly herbivore

    and lets see, sharks.

  • Domo

    Imagine The Kingsmen and the RLM comments merging, and making a movie out of that. You have the closest I can get to explaining Deadpool.

  • This needs no commentary. http://i.imgur.com/l4mJE0y.png

  • Palpatine

    That’s pretty sad. Also, George’s neck.

  • What neck?

  • Like Icare
  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Need that on a shirt.

  • Palpatine

    I feel sorry for it. Covered by all that fat.

  • Paulus Nuns

    This AIDS things is very funny and everything. Do you actually know people with AIDS?

  • I assume they don’t, that’s why they find it funny. They may have gone too far in a few places in this episode.

  • Like Icare

    Does Jack count?

  • BAM IF YOU GOT THAT!

  • Paulus Nuns

    No

  • Palpatine

    They know we like AIDS, 9/11, and Star Wars.

  • That’s kind of true…?

  • We should all get aides. Makes life easier.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I had AIDS but I got over it with some aspirin and chicken soup.

  • Paulus Nuns

    Don’t forget about cancer!

  • Like Icare

    Note to self – stop talking to yourself.

    “Please be aware that if your spoken words include personal or other
    sensitive information, that information will be among the data captured
    and transmitted to a third party”
    http://theweek.com/speedreads/538379/samsung-warns-customers-not-discuss-personal-information-front-smart-tvs

  • Paulus Nuns

    Good material for a script though

  • Palpatine

    Yeah, it is good material.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Awwww… Luv ya too, Nassy!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I disabled the mic(I jammed a pin in it to do a distortion effect but pushed too far.) and covered the cam with a sticker.
    The phone is a loooong way away. but can probably still hear me… Where is my pin….

    Seriously Apple Google and facebook all have clauses in their EULA’s that say they can read your data Email your friend lists. facebook can legally add phone numbers or edit phone numbers on your phone, add and change alarms and reminders on your calendar… the pwn you. and that is why I deleted all apps off my phone.

  • RCarlson

    First an Evansville Otters hat, now a Gateway Grizzlies hat. How many Frontier League hats does Rich own?

  • Frontier League? Sounds like you gotta love the sport (baseball?) to watch those teams.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Vegans kill more animals to make the Quinoa, than people eat chicken.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Thats not cool! About fire safety.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Look at this sick bastard killing a tiny animal. he is so happy. the sick bastard!
    http://forestpoint.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Another-Happy-Fisherman.jpg

  • lucid_flux

    Taking pleasure is animal cruelty? Hmmmm where have I seen this before…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngzQjht4h4U

  • Red Skeleton

    I never got fishing personally….

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I was more pissed of with mike for the cat in the microwave joke than the crazy redneck. 12 year old boys generally cant find a Ruger .308, but they can find small animals and microwaves.

  • Freaks like us will be your best friend when ISIS is stalking your neighborhood.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So I just came back from Deadpool. Thank God because Zoolander 2 was so unfunny. This movie had me laughing so hard at the set up for joke and laughing even harder at the pay off to the point when I was in physical fucking pain. In short it was short, sweet, action packed, and had a hard R Rating. For what it was perfect. Not a perfect movie but a perfect Deadpool movie. The jokes are so tight and perfect in this movie. Jokes that poke fun of action movies, stupid reused songs, and People magazine’s sexiest man alive. Every set up for a joke has a payoff and the payoff is perfect every single time. This movie is a testament to good re-writing. If a joke doesn’t work you should keep rewriting it until it work. It even has good masturbation jokes. I haven’t seen a good masturbation joke since Mister Plinkett’s Indiana Jones review. The action is spectacular. Finally comic movies are embracing their roots by sticking to what works with the character is a wacky, intense manner. They have a great blend of CG and practical effects and they make it silly, they make it comic book-ie in a good way. Unlike Fant4stic….speaking of CG there is Colossus. If you read the comics and watch the movies you know that the movie Colossus is not really Colossus. This movie has him nailed down. He’s a giant guy with an even bigger heart making for great comedic relief. Speaking of comedic relief the cast are all great. Finally the romance. It is a romance between two horrible people and who get to know one another basically by fucking most of the time. Surprisingly the love story and emotional moments work. There’s a great tone here which I hope more comic book movies find.
    9.2/10. I wasn’t expecting this good but it was that good. It’s not Mad Max though.

  • Palpatine

    I’m surprised by all the good reviews its getting.

  • Captain Turbo

    I did but they all died. So no…

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Magic Johnson.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s a Marvel movie. The only way it could receive anything below praise was if they fucked up below repair(F4ntastic F4ur).

  • Wizard Phoenix

    74nt4st1c 74ur.

  • Bubs

    Irrelevant. A joke is either funny or it is not funny. The amount of people you know with AIDS/Cancer/Ebola/Big Heads should not increase or decrease the quality of the joke.

    For the record, I don’t know anyone with AIDS, but if I did, I would quickly stop knowing them if they thought AIDS was something you can’t joke about.

  • Devil_Dinosaur

    Actually, Howard Stern did it on his Chanel Noine show in the ‘Noineties. So there’s video! Somewhere

  • Hank_Henshaw

    What you write about Colossus… doesn’t that apply for pretty much every “X-person” (notice, gender-neutral, for all you SJW out there) that has ever appeared in the movies?

  • In the year 2000 you would have had Tim Miller executed. Wat happened to you esse?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYNUOkqzcVA

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Nice largemouth.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    You guys see this tray-tray yet?:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96EChBYVFhU

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Tool up sequence +5

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Also, watched the X-Men: Apocalypse trailer from the SupBowl; when is it going to be common knowledge that Jennifer Lawrence is not a real actor?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    this shit is gonna get old after 10 minutes.

  • RLMkeepitup

    you mean actress? unless i missed something during fappening… #jk

  • Andrew Dickman

    Which ever hack edited this WotW did an exceptional job of capturing your all’s reaction to Exploding Varmints. I laughed for the exact same reason because I couldn’t comprehend something like that could exist. Just an another amazing episode

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Oh gawd, one YOU people…

  • luckytom321

    What the fuck? You CENSORED the exploding varmints? You big poofs!

  • Kiss my be-hind Deadpool there’s a new cool kid in town. Seriously Ryan Reynolds get yourself mauled by a bear or something and die off.

  • It’s not fun to see it. It’s on youtube if you wanna see it!

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    ‘To die defending one’s ship is the hope of every Klingon.’
    – Lieutenant Worf

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    He’s gawd awful; Chris Evans for President (and the co-father of my adopted babies).

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Mehhhhhhhh….

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Mirror’s Edge: The Movie?

  • Domo

    Watching that trailer on a big screen is nauseating. Like playing Call of Duty during an earthquake.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Or Destiny?

  • sandiman21

    I wouldn’t say harmless. An established colony can infest a pasture with enough holes to put the dark side of the moon to shame if they get too out of hand (they multiply like, well, rodents). And those holes are just perfect for cattle, horses, or even a person not paying attention to accidentally step in and break a leg.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Ramming speed!!

  • richardwicks

    We very well can use our bare hands to catch animals.

    Ever done it? Ever caught an animal, with your bare hands, and ate it, without cooking the meat?

    we’re a predator species, we hunt and fish and consume animals we kill.

    Yes, we do. This is due to our intelligence. Not due to our physiology. Deer will eat meat, when they have an opportunity to do it.

    Thats doesnt NOT make you a predator.

    Yes, it does. The fact that we need to use tools and we have to cook flesh to make it safe to eat tells you explicitly what our ancestors were like. We cook meat because our stomach cannot eliminate the bacteria and parasites found in meat.

    A dog, it has no problem with them. They are carnivores, we’re not even close. We are opportunistic carnivores at best, not predators.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Except Wolverine, Xavier, and Magneto.

  • Thanatos2k

    But that only pretends to destroy it.

  • Thanatos2k

    It seemed like Mike was most disturbed, then Jack, then Jay, then Rich. Rich has clearly seen some shit.

  • Thanatos2k

    You sound like that guy.

  • Thanatos2k

    I think he died and no one found the body, so the mushrooms starting growing out of him.

  • Thanatos2k

    You only end up on there if you get caught!

  • Jegsimmons

    “Ever done it? Ever caught an animal, with your bare hands, and ate it, without cooking the meat?”

    not me personally but many species of animals you can

    “Yes, we do. This is due to our intelligence. Not due to our physiology. ”

    Physiology includes the organs, like brains as well as tool making you fucking moron. Our thumbs and brains are evolved to use tools to our advantage, and when we eat meat it helps our brain growth

    being a predator DOES NOT LIMIT YOU TO USING CLAWS AND TEETH.
    By definition and EVERY CREDIBLE SCIENTIST EVERYWHERE we are predators, we are even evolved to sweat in order to run down prey.
    we have binocular vision where our eyes face the same direction….LIKE A PREDATOR. Why? Because most primates are omnivorous meaning they’re predators to some degree….except gorillas.

    “The fact that we need to use tools and we have to cook flesh to make it safe to eat tells you explicitly what our ancestors were like. We cook meat because our stomach cannot eliminate the bacteria and parasites found in meat.”
    WRONG ASSHOLE!!!
    you can infact eat raw meat, but cooking meat is more advantageous because it eliminates parasites and helps to reduce sicknesses and is easier on digestion. Thats less stress on our bodies and more energy preserved and more carbs and vitamins to our brains.

    We actually could take all that shit you said, but we all wanted to live longer than 25.

    “A dog, it has no problem with them. They are carnivores, we’re not even close. ”
    a dog also lives 15 years max and is a domesticated wolf, they also dont have thumbs and lack object permanence.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predation#Humans_and_predation

    Educate yourself on what a predator is you fucking asshole.
    its part of our evolution.

  • disqus_fnwCMQDX7u

    I used to live near this guy. The rednecks really are nuts about them, and they won’t tell us out of towners where they find them. They are very expensive and support a lot of them for the whole year. Along with the free squirrel and roadkill meat.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Wolverine in the movies is kind of a softie. I have to admit I’ve only seen the first 2 X-Men movies and the one that was in the 60s (in which Wolverine only had a cameo). Magneto, Ian McKellen is great an all, but I never imagined Magneto was a frail old man. Professor X, is pretty spot on, I guess.

    Bryan Singer’s vision for superhero movies does nothing for me. Not saying they are bad, as they’ve got critical acclaim, but I don’t enjoy them. Don’t get me started on what he did with Superman.

  • richardwicks

    not me personally but many species of animals you can

    That’s my point.

    You are descended from a scavenger, not a carnivore. This is why you cannot kill an animal without weapons. Your early ancestors ate the stuff that real predators left behind.

    “Our thumbs and brains are evolved to use tools to our advantage, and when we eat meat it helps our brain growth”

    ANY animal will eat meat given the opportunity.

    “By definition and EVERY CREDIBLE SCIENTIST EVERYWHERE we are predators”

    I know first hand that is bullshit.

    You are reciting 1950’s concepts of humanity.

    Your view on the world is relatively primitive, that’s all I am saying.

  • naah

    everyone grows out of their /b/ phase at some point pal, and after that it’s just not fun.

  • We’re everywhere.

  • So, what you’re saying is it’s toadally unwatchable?

  • Tapeworm

    This is bullshit, Andy. A) I don’t like fishing either and B)Yeah, a lot of hypocrisy is in any outrage over animal cruelty, so what, you can’t change a gut reaction. Certainly don’t get why would anyone defend parading stringing together images of death as a form of light entertainment.

  • *rimming

    #tooEZ

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    I love Rich, of course, but watching Jessi kick his ass would be sort of… I don’t know, satisfying?

  • Was the guy flying out of that cage technically a railing kill?

  • Paulus Nuns

    Bring the holocaust jokes then.

  • Those poor prairie dogs.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I’ll allow it.

  • Another damsell in distress plot. Wow.

  • Only with moar guns and assplosions. Maybe they’ll put in a t-bagging or two to please the competitive shooter crowd.

  • Was his girlfriend revealed to be death at some point?

  • Paulus Nuns

    Hopefully we don’t know any jews.

  • I sure don’t, at least personally. Most of the Jews in my country were killed in the Holocaust, the majority of which by nazis but some were killed by my compatriots. Those who survived were ‘encouraged’ (via discrimination) to leave the state for Israel because the People’s Republic ‘didn’t need them here’.

  • Paulus Nuns

    I know a couple of them, sephardites. You know black humor is ok, but the quantity and obviousness of it is too much for me. I’m pretty sure jews and people with AIDS make dark jokes about their “problems” too…they do have the right to do so.

  • Red Skeleton

    The only poofs here were the ones made when the varmints made when they exploded.

  • luckytom321

    Is that a 4chan reference? How 00s.

  • Of course. Oh, I just remembered that my ex-girlfriend’s former flatmate had a Jewish boyfriend and he was the first to tell terrible jokes about Jewish people, some of them were about the Holocaust too.

  • UnhealthyNutter

    Larry Lonik died in 2003 after his ATV got caught in vines as he was out foraging for Morrel mushrooms and said ATV got flipped over n fell on top of him. It was only hours later, many many hours later he died, very suddenly(he very abruptly outta nowhere siezed up n died) later in hospital as he was getting checked for any suspected injuries sustained in the ATV accident earlier. Sad really, but at least he died doing what he loved.

  • Tapeworm

    That love for being crushed by ATVs finally caught up with him.

  • Tapeworm

    I’m the resident SJW and that’s the last thing I have to complain about.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Relax sweetie.
    A. just a joke.
    B its not a joke, fish have 7 times more pain receptor nerves and people drag them around with razor sharp hooks in their mouths and no one but you and me wants to ban fishing shows.
    C. As I said in a previous post I understand their methods but not their morality. I kill things Its part of the job, and sometime adrenaline and something so grossly bizarre will make you laugh. Its a survival tactic… Filming it and making a video, for fun, is reeeeeealy sick.
    B.2.ii-a. I’m serious. fish tortured for fun? unsubscribe. I have a rule that I teach to kids. “If you kill it, you eat it.” stopped my nephew killing bugs at least.

  • Tapeworm

    Well, it’s not like sacrificing most of the tools of cinematic language for a gimmick is gonna make it feel flat or anything.

    For what it’s worth, at least they are not pretending it’s important and seem to embrace how blatantly stupid the idea is.

  • Tapeworm

    Yeah, but I just feel you took some of the anger personally, when nobody really argued against the slaughtering of farm animals. If anyone has a problem, don’t eat it (and realize any agriculture as a concept hurts someone somewhere). Honeybuns.

  • Tapeworm

    I don’t really think of the Fox and Sony stuff as Marvel movies. There isn’t a single good Spiderman movie (suck my dick, 2 is just as terrible as the rest), F4s are all terrible, some of the X-Men are just plain idiotic. Disney might put out a superhero blando sludge, but even in the sludgiest examples, someone cares a little and won’t put out a complete turd.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Thats cool. I was worried I upset you!

  • I forgot my Trump wig is on. That wow was supposed to be an “impressed” wow, you SJW scum.

  • Tapeworm

    Nah. It’s the face that makes it sound like that.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    It really looks like my POV as you use your right arm to stab my left lung…

  • Tapeworm

    Why do you think it’s cropped and in black and white. So much blood.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    HAHAHAHH! sucker!
    wrong lung.

  • Joe Syxpac

    I’m surprised it took this long to make a FPS movie.

  • disqus_fnwCMQDX7u

    This Valentine’s day I’m thinking about how Rich Evans is getting laid and I’m not…

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Its not Valintines anywhere in the world. PAST TENSE MATTERS!

  • disqus_fnwCMQDX7u

    *tries to refrain from #autism-shaming*

  • disqus_fnwCMQDX7u

    I’m sure people are still getting valentines-laid tho

  • Red Skeleton

    I get the distinct impression that Show Off! at Parties was originally written to be for kids (as the guys surmise) but was changed around to look like it was targeting older kids. Like maybe there was some regulation against marketing physical stuntwork at 5-year-olds so they had to change it. Or maybe they signed Jaleel White on after filming the other stuff and decided his name was just too good to not use so they made it look like it was targeting…. the age group HE personally appealed to.

  • Red Skeleton

    He did say “this Valentine’s day”. Meaning the next one coming. There will, most likely, be a Valentine’s Day next year.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Not me

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Not me…

  • Tapeworm

    Just in case I’ll hammer your balls as well.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Not even a keeper.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Woah, well then its…
    https://youtu.be/otCpCn0l4Wo?t=126

  • Joe Syxpac

    Holy shit!

    684 people watched Space Cop?

  • Moke

    It became another day between Christmas and Easter to steal peoples money because they think they have to. To getting laid.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Cheers!. sorry was that a toast?

  • disqus_fnwCMQDX7u

    Rich Evans wouldn’t get laid with that attitude…

  • Red Skeleton

    Well, first I was a Na- Hyrda officer with a fucked up face. Then I was a zombie professor. But finally, at last, I think I’m ready to be a real skeleton. And it’s even got a Red theme to it!

    In other news, I wondered why I was suddenly getting a lot less likes for my contributions on here. Turns out, somehow, my notifications got turned off. I turned them back on and I was like “Oh! People really DID like that comment, yay!”

    .. Because the little numbers next to my posts are the only affirmation of my self-worth I am able to derive in my sad little life.

  • Moke

    Remarkable! Just yesterday I had that scene where a skeleton slowly rised up from a stone chair. That it happened slowly really made it a great moment. I wonder what that is with skeletons and this feeling you have in the stomach if they begin to move…

  • dollar store cashier wife

    blasphemy! Raimi’s Spiderman is corny and cheesy in all the right ways!

  • Red Skeleton

    “Will all you sanctimonious fuckers fuck the fuck off Varmints are my friends and blowing them up is legitimate. Christ I want to leave the planet” – Joe Redneck’s recently deleted twitter account.

  • Red Skeleton

    On a side note, in order to make that joke I scanned the video to see if the guy ever gives his name….. I’m assuming he didn’t. That or RLM wanted to protect his identity by never showing it.

  • tOmy`

    So you are saying that some dickhead teenager will get a high caliber sniper rifle, a 4×4 and starts gunning down all the Fluffypuffs and Lassies in the neighborhood, which is by the way totally illegal, and calls it a pest control all because he saw a video on the internet?

  • Joe Syxpac

    At first I read that as…

    “(as the gays surmise)”

    …and I was going to correct you that only Jay is gay.

  • tOmy`

    That’s classic sequel stuff.

  • tOmy`

    Glad you liked it!

  • Like Icare

    He does give an address and a phone number of the company somewhere in Redding, CA.
    As far as I can tell, company is defunct – but they should have dialed that number still.

    Then again… these are people who like to sniper living things for fun.

  • tOmy`

    Speaking of putting fluffy things out of their misery by high caliber sniper rifles:

    “Kanye West Says He’s $53 Million in Debt, Asks Mark Zuckerberg to Invest $1 Billion in His Ideas”

    “Please for all music lovers. Please subscribe to tidal!!! I decided not to sell my album for another week. Please subscribe to tidal.”

    #BlackLivesMatter

  • tOmy`

    Also: First trailer for a trailer (seriously?) for Ghostbusterettes: Suffragette City

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zen753JD5kI

  • RLMkeepitup

    he sounds as personable as I’d imagine

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Yeezus season is in dire state huh?

  • RLMkeepitup

    Sigh, there’s that over dramatic piano again. Seeing a classic reduced to a stereotypical modern hollywood cash grab makes be wanna go full zuul.

  • Dat generic trailer noise.

  • tOmy`

    I really hope that right after that police / military scene, Ghostbusters tune starts playing and it all goes batshit.

    At least I expect them doing it.

  • Ghostbusters theme (Excision & Datsik remix)?

  • tOmy`

    The incredibly revolutionary Tidal is currently the only place that streams TFLOP, as Kanye apparently took the album off shelves saying “ima fix wolves”.

    Well, Kanye, Imma let you finish the fucking album, but I already have two versions of it and by this count, my HDD ain’t big enough to support all your creativity.

  • tOmy`

    I was just thinking about what theme will they use and whether they will do a new version, most likely remix.

  • Maybe they gonna call Kanye..

  • Red Skeleton

    Well, we know Mike and Rich have/ have had female partners so that clears them. Jack has kids but is he definitely with a female partner? And what about Wizard? Or does Wizard not count as one of the guys?

  • tOmy`

    Nothing says “female version of Ghostbusters” better than misogynistic lyrics.

  • Red Skeleton
  • tOmy`

    That’s the noise of Hollywood counting money yeezes.

  • At first I thought the trailer was a fan joke edit.

  • tOmy`

    Seeing the like bar, something tells me that finding fans will be rather hard.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    the dark and gritty ghostbusters? starring melissa mccarthy?

    “slits wrists”

  • Tapeworm

    A trailer for a trailer, huh? I’m sensing a switcheroo, where the real trailer is gonna go with overload of “funny” music and screaming.

  • Your suicidal thoughts get me all hot and bothered.

  • Well, I’m just hoping for something that sells me on the movie, but so far: NOPE! Nothing.

  • Tapeworm

    There is like nothing in it. Although that trailer editor and the whole company oughta be smacked. Bad font? Check. Random shots with no infromation value? Check. Droning brassy sounds? Check. Gimme a break.

  • Might as well have been the teaser for Transformers 8.

  • Tapeworm

    The way trailers are produced these days is sorta baffling and I don’t just mean the way they look and sound, but the amount of them and the way they just flood in.

  • They’re prolly automatically cut by an Adobe Premiere action script.

  • Tapeworm

    It’s a factory-like process for sure. I don’t think anyone in the studio system understands what the word “oversaturation” means.

  • tOmy`

    You would have to get their attention by calling it “over$$$aturation”.

  • Tapeworm

    For the record, it’s a type of edible underwear.

  • Oversaturation? That’s something artistic right? Put more in the movie!

  • RLMkeepitup

    what i left in mine from excitement of watching that trailer won’t tease the senses that’s fo sure

  • Tapeworm

    “OK, but for the last time, okay. I wanna do my personal films from now on”

    Michael Bay, 1998

  • RLMkeepitup

    it sounds like something jorge would say.

  • Tapeworm

    I can’t do mumbling in a text.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    also he just said that instead of donating to starving african children you should donate to him.

    #meltdown of lyfe

  • Tapeworm

    I can never tell the difference anyway.

  • That other guy

    Yikes, I totally understand the need to get destructive varmints or other animals off your property, but those psychos in the “Exploding Varmints” video actually took enjoyment out of it. That’s sick. I grew up in the country. I’ve hunted, fished, and trapped invasive species, and even managed land and have done it all my life, but you don’t take enjoyment from having to kill an animal. You do it out of necessity. Whether you hunt prairie dogs or bigger game like deer, hogs, etc. your obligation as a hunter is to provide the animal a clean kill so they don’t suffer. When you harvest an animal, you make sure it doesn’t go to waste. Doing the kind of stuff in that video for fun is disgraceful to conservationists and hunters like me.

  • OH NO HE DIDN’T! WOOP WOOP!

  • tOmy`

    When even one of your long time friends and collaborators suggests you should go to psychologist because you are losing it, you know it’s time to think about it gonna be hilarious.

  • *stuffs mouth full of food* Uhm… greeeen?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    You know the sad part? TLOP is a lot better on a second listen. It’s good-just everything he ever put out. But this public persona lunacy of his makes so many people not even give the chance for the Yeezus music made with actual care and talent.

  • Well, if you don’t like the artist, why give his stuff a chance? I can kinda understand that. That’s why I stopped listening to his music.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Oh gawdddd…

  • tOmy`

    The joke is that in his case, his ego, lunacy and especially his impulsive behavior is the reason why his two last albums tower above the competition.

    You can’t do album like Fantasy by being perfectionist, carefully planning every little detail. You have to be insane egotistical maniac that just wildly slaps his brush on the canvas.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I never given so much as a second thought to that stuff. Separating art from artist is an incredibly easy thing to me. I mean if I can watch Polanski movies I sure as hell can listen to Kanye who’s just a douchebag. There’s also a thing that a bad person can make good art just like a good person. It’s all just a matter of distilling your personal experience into something of substance and empathy/understanding for someone different then you.

  • Kanye = Pollock? Are you kidding, bra? 😉

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Whoa! Making any kind of negative comments towards this movie means you are a misogynist. It’s gonna be great, 10/10 would bang.

  • Yeah, okay, I still enjoy Polanski movies, too. But because I feel his movies have a higher artisitc merit than Kanye’s music.

  • Clark Kant?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    you’re joking but that’s the exact line of reasoning on tumblr.

  • Tapeworm

    It’s like knowing what Jaden Smith writes on Twitter. Hey, I can still perfectly enjoy After Earth.

  • Tapeworm

    Not the parts that I tend to visit.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Paul Feig said as much too. This movie came with a built-in, bulletproof defense against critics. Projected RT score: 100%.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Fair enough.

  • I wholeheartedly I agree, though I have my reservations whether they suffered all that much after being literally torn to shreds within a fraction of a second.

  • Tapeworm

    I think what he was pointing out (as I was) was the attitude of the dude doing the shooting

  • Bland, bwaaamyyy… also… it seems that even a movie that’s supposed to be a comedy needs to mobilize the whole national guard to deal with a fucking ghost crisis. You call in priests and mediums, not shoot them with bullets! What I’m saying is, militarization is real.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    porn you mean? I guess that part is…”functional.” However any part of tumblr that is text driven is filled to the brim with delusional/mentally ill 14-26year old women who preach the religion of tumblr:

    “all men are rapists/scumbags
    any piece of art/entertaintment that doesn’t cater to my extremely narrow minded and niche taste is misogynist/sexist”
    Anybody who challenges my paper thin,hyperbole driven opinions is a shitlord and he #triggers me”

  • Tapeworm

    Well, I only see the porn ones. I don’t really go out searching anything else, I mean, blogs of 14yr olds is not my thing.

  • You trigger me! #sexism

  • Tapeworm

    I do like Kanye’s stuff, although it’s often the stuff people take as “lesser Kanye”. Late Registration and 808s & Heartbreak are pretty great in my eyes

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Sounds like they need a healthy dose of Rich “Grow a Fucking Backbone” Evans in their lives.

  • tOmy`

    When you force the concept of military presence into movie this much, it makes it easier for people to accept the fact that if you live in a Ferguson and call a police because neighbors are bit too loud, sergeants Dumb and Dumber will park a motherfucking tank on your lawn.

  • Yeah, for me it was Late Registration and Graduation and then I just stopped caring.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Good on ya!

  • Too old. Gross!

  • Tapeworm

    It also comes with a set number of people that will automatically hate it, just because it’s Ghostbusters with women. Let’s presume it sucks by all means, it’s a big release, but when it comes out, I bet that aspect is going to be the least of its problems.

  • Tapeworm

    I sense a certain amount of sarcasm, not sure why…..

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Man, I’ve been hating on a new Ghostbusters back when they were thinking in going with Seth Rogen, Jay Baruchel, Craig Robinson and the rest of the Apatow crew. Ghostbusters with pot and dick jokes…

  • tOmy`

    Well, comparing one artist’s mindset to another artist’s mindset is a great exercise to peek through the curtains.

    Sure, you can always say that their art should speak for themselves, but sometimes it’s interesting to stare into the abyss of artist’s soul and process.

    Hearing stories about what was it like to work with Daft Punk explains a lot about the mindblowing sound of Random Access Memories. Listening to Fred Durst and people around him works as a perfect last nail into the coffin that are Limp Bizkit.

    And, obviously, it is what makes us appreciate Space Cop.

  • Someone needs to make a trailer using stills of those terrified kids in the hospital from the bad publicity stunt they pulled off a while back.

  • tOmy`

    “What offends me may not offend you. And you wanna make laws about it? I am offended when I see boy bands, for god sake. It’s a valid offense, I am offended. But what I am gonna do about it? Call a police?

    Hello, it’s me again. They are on the telly this time.”

    – Steve Hughes

  • “Hey, I routinely blow-up my human friends with shotgun blasts too!”

  • I say those Exploding Varmints yokels play for all the marbles: get jobs in a slaughterhouse (abattoir?) and make a video about how much they love their work. Imagine the sound of their laughter and high-fives playing over the grisly images – honestly, that could be a world-changing video. I’m serious! And I’m not a vegetarian by any stretch.

    Aside: the word “varmint” – a general word for pest? is that English? (too lazy to look it up at the moment, so kill me)

  • Red Skeleton

    Don’t be That Guy, Other Guy.

  • All I found is this… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq7zA3WVTpw
    I’m not sure what to think.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    As someone that doesn’t speak english as his native language, I checked, and from what I read, it’s the colloquial for “vermin”.

  • tOmy`

    IMMIGRANT!

    Call the army, they arrived!

  • Red Skeleton

    Just out of curiosity, does everybody who has a problem with Ghostbusters FEmake also have a problem with Tim Burton’s Willy Wonka film? Do you just hate all remakes, or just ones that try to take things in a different direction?

  • tOmy`

    Oh, I have no problem with any of this. They can be any color or any gender they want to be, as long as it works and it’s not made like some cynical publicity stunt / marketing idea.

    I am actually one of those people who would love to see black / female Bond, because I think the franchise deserves it. Would it work? I don’t know, but for god sake, let’s finally find out.

  • You know? I wouldn’t mind if they were women. But why do they have to all be white with only one black? Are they all supposed to be daughters of the original Ghostbusters? Why not make a mixed cast? It feels to me like designing a female cartoon character by adding a bow on her head and shouting – BEHOLD! WOMAN!

  • tOmy`

    Or as HBO call it:

    BEHOLD! BOOOOOOBS!

  • Red Skeleton

    Well that’s refreshing. All I’m seeing is blind hate for the project.

  • Fuck, I was looking for that exact video too.

    And really, if the actual movie got dark and fucked-up enough to feature them waiting for kids to die in a hospital so they could capture their ghosts, it would probably be the greatest remake ever.

    I know it’s gonna be as bland as humanely possible though, and the funniest thing about it will probably be it’s opening weekend box-office.

  • Moke

    “wir schaffen das”

  • dollar store cashier wife

    That’s a weird comparison because Tim Burton’s WW is abysmal. Why coudn’t you pick a good remake to make your grand argument? Ghostbusters is going the all female route because it is a cynical pos bankrupt of creativity. Remakes can be good but that’s like an exception to the rule.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I was willing to be okay with it. I actually thought that going this route was better than having senior citizen versions of the original characters.

    I just hoped it would be more of it’s own thing, and not use the exact same logo, the exact same catchphrase, pretty much the same concept for the ecto-1 and the proton packs and, what it looks like, the same character archetypes, except gender-swapped.

  • Earth

    Remakes can be good. Plenty of good remakes out there. But the current Hollywood trend of remakes? It’s all just bland samey-shit.

  • tOmy`

    I just love to joke about it, really. It might end up not sucking.

    Hey, remember the time when we were a bit skeptical about Mad Max new installment? Well…

  • Well, Mad Max’s teaser trailer didn’t reek of ‘bland’, ‘safe’ and ‘cashgrab’. And that comes from a person who hated that tornado and the CG.

  • …it sucked.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Holy shit. D:

  • tOmy`

    Oh, yea, absolutely. ’twas just an example.

    But I do love pre-judging movies. And music. And people.

  • Don’t we all?

  • tOmy`

    In a perfect world, those would be considered last words.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    shut up you broken record you

  • Red Skeleton

    Abysmal? I had no problem with it. Well, except the end, but what can you do? I thought it was a genuinely refreshing interpretation.

  • Palpatine

    I didn’t like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory mainly because Johnny Depp was freaking obnoxious.

  • Hey, it’s gonna take time until everyone has the right/my opinion.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    thank you for this.

  • Red Skeleton

    The army is useless! For this battle, we’re gonna need a trump card.

    A… DONALD Trump card.

    Trump/Cruz 2016.

  • You’re all recruited! Willkommen!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    That movie would’ve been better if it was called: “Michael Jackson and the Magical Tour Thru Neverland Ranch”. I mean, why bother to have Johnny Depp make a MJ impression, and not go all the way?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    While I convalesce, I intend to do nothing but watch good movies and listen to good moosic and stay as far away from the internet as I can, but I just had to come on to see this episode of Laughing At Animal Guts and because I wanted to say…@ The Czechs…How could your culture be sitting on a fully-engorged masterpiece such as Marketa Lazarová and yet when you meet me you only wanna talk about crap like STAR WARS and Kanye West? (Who defuck stands on a stage in a pose in front of blinking lights for a minute and a half on SNL? Chrissy, that’s what you peoplettes call moosic? What’s wrong with you? I split a stitch! But I digress.) Man, that’s such a fantastic moopie. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ (out of five)

    I wish I could type more about it with you, but…STAR WARS, auto-tune gospel Wheezy. I’mma let you finish…

  • tOmy`

    To elaborate on dscw’s: “Ghostbusters is going the all female route because it is a cynical pos bankrupt of creativity.”

    This is actually a great example, because we don’t know anything about the movie but the fact they are females this time around, so it reads like:

    “4 WOMEN! WITH LADY PARTS! DO YOU SEE THEM? ARE YOU HAPPY? WELL, THEY GONNA BE IN A GHOSTBUSTER MOVIE! ALL 4 OF THEM!”

    While it should read like:

    “So we are making a Ghostbuster sequel that will be about this and that. Oh, and we also went with full female cast, because we want to explore that possibility and their stories connected to the old main heroes.”

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Cheers, Mags.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    It was ok.

  • WOULD’VE BEEN BETTER IF THEY EXPLODED SOME VMERINATS ON THE SSTUPID KIDZZ FACE LOLOL

  • Welcome back, Pa.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Momentarily.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    You’re just in time for our Kanye/Ghostbusters remake discussions. We’re all grumpy now.

  • It’s bad enough that they’re remaking a classic film, but the fact that it has an all-female cast seems to be more of a ploy just to stir up controversy in a project that otherwise would have minimal attention, rather than any drive for diversity.

    Add in that really cynical visit to the children’s hospital and the producers’ attempts to deflect all criticism as sexist (protip; kids in hospitals like being visited by actors/characters they’re familiar with. Ain’t no 7-year-old cancer patient gonna be excited about the actors from an upcoming remake of a film decades before their time), and this whole project feels particularly manipulative.

    Aside from the genuine racists/sexists, I think most people wouldn’t be opposed to this project if it was an original project and not yet another cash-grab that reduces diversity and equality to a gimmick to sell tickets.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Star Wars, AIDS (Kanye West) and 9-11. That’s what you get for coming to this site.

  • You rang?

  • Palpatine

    “AND ONE OF THEM IS FAT!!!!”

  • Kanye broke – $53 million in the red – Asks Mark Zuckerberg for help
    A fool and his money are soon parted.
    http://www.theguardian.com/music/2016/feb/15/kanye-west-53m-debt-mark-zuckerberg-larry-page-martin-shkreli

  • tOmy`

    Real ghostbusters have curves!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Rule 63.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Oh, no thanks. I don’t want any of that. Now that I’ve actually heard some Wheezy “music”, I’m staying completely out of that mess. It will, however, do my soul good when the inevitable meltdown, rehab stint, transgender, and thoughts and prayers-thing happens.

  • Exploding varmints, too.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I was going to write something, but then chose not to. Was in too poor taste.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    “inevitable meltdown, rehab stint, transgender, and thoughts and prayers-thing happens.”

    Is that supposed to be bad?

    #NO SUCH THING AS BAD PR

    #THE ALBUM OF LYFE

    #WE’RE ON A ULTRALIGHT MEME

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I see what you did there.

  • tOmy`

    I think you are the first person who liked that movie.

    And we talked about Czech movies a lot here, the problem is that subtitles are either unavailable, or they flat out suck. But we do have couple of fucking masterpieces, that’s for sure:

    Dark Blue World: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7aON-mLubI (About 100 times better than Pearl Harbor, but then again, what isn’t)
    The Loners: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31Pf5Zxo_FY (My favorite comedy, brutally capturing the zeitgest of our generation)
    Pelíšky: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwQOncE8O6k (You won’t find a better dark comedy about the pre-invasion Czech Republic. Also painful illustration of the way Czech comedy works.)

    There is a shitload of others, we can give you a list with Tapey.

  • tOmy`

    I don’t know why, but the whole mess reminded me of Panic! At The Disco Lyrics:

    “We’re going down down / In an earlier round / Sugar, we’re going down swinging”

  • Re: Dark Blue World trailer: 1939? Hey morans, WW2 started in 1941, duh!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    No one likes that movie? I did a little research after, and it’s generally considered a masterpiece by the reviewers. If it’s under-appreciated by the Czech public, that’d be like ‘Mericans saying, “Oh, THE GODFATHER’S alright, but I’d rather watch the Spider-Man reboot.”

  • tOmy`

    I am sorry, my bad, I was thinking about a different movie.

    Anyway, yea, give some of our other movies a go. You can also start with the Oscar one: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116790/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Oh Kolya. A bit sentimental, but I loved that movie, too.

    Go Czech Cinema!

    Thanks for the recommendations. (I’d like a list, too, thanks.)

  • After watching the trailer, I wouldn’t have known The Loners was a comedy if not for your description.

  • Michael Collins

    I’ll be skipping that movie, for feisty little dames kicking ghost butt, maybe old scooby doo would be better, and more diverse, well it would need more black tho.

  • tOmy`

    Yea, Czech comedies are kinda… dark. But The Loners are hilarious, although a lot of it might fall flat due to translation / cultural understanding.

    Actually both of the comedies I mentioned are mostly about laughing at tragedy. While Pelíšky are kinda obvious, since they are set in one of the most painful moments of our history, The Loners appear as a cool comedy about drugs, love and rock’n’roll, filled with famous quotes and jokes, yet underneath it all it’s a really fucked up, sad story.

    But that’s Czech kinda humor. You laugh to avoid frustrations and tears.

  • Michael Collins

    WW was shit, but Batman Begins was great.
    Or was that a reboot?

  • tOmy`

    To put it into perspective, here is a scene from The Loners.

    One of the character’s mother (who was a hoarder) dies, so he throws a little gathering in her flat. He invites a stalker, who is bound to win over a heart of a girl who is attending this gathering. He invites him just to see what happens. So how does she get rid of the stalker? Well, they bake marijuana into cookies to calm him down, so the after-funeral gathering turns into a rave party. And then the stalker tries to set her on fire.

    You see? Hilarious.

  • Tapeworm

    Markéta Lazarová is pretty appreciated, just not watched all that much. I like most of Vláčil’s movies, just don’t think there’s all that much under the surface, he was very much an impressionist of his medium.

  • Tapeworm

    How about pretty much the whole New Wave? Intimate Lighting is probably my favourite.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Sounds like an autobiography ‘wink wink nudge nudge’

  • tOmy`

    Or something fun, like Oil Lamps!

  • Tapeworm

    Syphilis rocks

  • A shame. Poor taste makes this webzone.

  • tOmy`

    Almost as hard as snow!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brn8cFH_7bA

    We should make a Manhole viewing of Snowboarďáci!

    #Stříkej

  • The Hateful VIII starts shooting!? https://youtu.be/GQQMLE4FuIQ

  • tOmy`

    Beautiful.

  • Tapeworm

    It’s still the best of those. God.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I can’t wait to talk about it in this webzone till 2017,see the movie and then forget about it in two days.

  • Why VIII all of a sudden? Was VII in cinemas already?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Bam!

  • Tapeworm

    You never asked…

  • tOmy`

    I vaguely remember laughing at the bathroom sex joke in Rafťáci. That’s about it.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    when will KIKI’s return motherfucker?!

    #The North Remembers

  • Tapeworm

    I still reserve the right to like that one actress for how OK she was going into absolute cringe territory.

  • I’m a joker
    I’m a smoker
    I’m a midnight toker
    I sure don’t want to hurt no one

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    So glad that Ri-Ri is directing it…

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    he might be one of the few people that I actually hate.

  • tOmy`

    Yea. And she was kinda hawt.

    And it’s not like it was the worst that could happen to Czech cinematography. Remember Kameňák? Gee, what a great idea. Let’s make 7 of those.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    He isn’t the guy who can save a shitty script…case in point : “The Brothers Bloom”…I do like him as a director though.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Who says the script is shitty? He’s writing it; he also wrote Brick and Looper… Not sure where you’re getting that from… Think the cynicism of the comments section is seeping into your brain.

  • Tapeworm

    I’ve not payed attention to Czech cinema for some time (modern czech cinema).

    Also, I attended a premiere of Kameňák, with the director and some of the “stars” present. Teenager me did some wild shit.

  • Tapeworm

    As a person who likes Force Awakens and Johnson – Looper has a pretty shitty script.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Laura Dern in Star Wars? Time for speculation! I say she’s Rey’s mother.

  • You said Johnson! Hehe!

  • tOmy`

    Holy shit!

    Did he explain the process of creating this masterpiece? You know, showing you the book of jokes and just saying: This is it.

    I actually haven’t seen many Czech movies in cinema… I only remember going to see Dark Blue World.

  • Tapeworm

    I dong see what’s funny about that.

  • Plot twist: Maz Kanata is not CGI!

  • Tapeworm

    See, that one I missed, sigh. I don’t remember the Q&A much, even at that time I hated it.I used to go to see a lot of stuff in cinemas when I was at school. You know my history with Citizen Havel.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I liked Brick,loved Looper and his Breaking Bad episodes. However I think the one time he had a bad script on his hands(TBB)the result was less then stellar.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    retarded cartoon rabbit!

    #paterns?

  • tOmy`

    Our teachers used to take us to foreign films only. Due to the classical education, we saw both Troy and Alexander in the cinema.

    Sigh.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Maz Kanata is Rey’s aunt? The sex between her and Luke must have been weird. Try to erase that your mind, asshole.

  • Weird sex in the SW universe? Never heard that before!

  • Tapeworm

    I’ve seen Troy in summer cinema, just because it gave me opportunity to keep a girl warm for three hours. My favourite memory is being taken to Microcosmos (that shit in cinema is mindblowing) by our class teacher and then noticing him loudly snoring about 30 minutes in

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Good point. Maz already had sex with Chewbacca.

  • tOmy`

    Oh yea, I saw Microcosmos in cinema. Absolutely. Great.

    Why don’t we make movies like that anymore? Oh, right, Marvel.

  • Tapeworm

    I’m thinking space paleontologist

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You have a duneback?!

  • Tapeworm

    Now now. Documentaries are actually on total rise for about a decade (more ways of distribution and channels to finance)

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Oh come on, it’s not that bad for a Hollywood movie with a budget…

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He directed Ozymandias, the best TV episode ever made. You see shades of that in Luke’s stare. I have a feeling he has 80 million in cash buried in the desert.

  • Tapeworm

    Sure, but I saw people going “THIS is the clever sci-fi we want”, except there’s magic in it and the good parts are stolen from The Terminator.

  • tOmy`

    It all makes sense now! R2 didn’t have a map, he had GPS coordinates in it!

    And Rey now stumbled upon all that cash! Well, we know what has to happen next, then.

    MURDERING THE SHIT OUT OF NAZIS WITH MACHINEGUN.

    #IFixedStarWars

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Luke left Rey on Jakku after he cut Laura Dern’s hand with a kitchen lightsaber.

  • tOmy`

    I can’t wait for half-burned Ewok, missing an eye, slowly drowning in a pool.

    Or Chewie for that matter.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    It’s not perfect.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    In Episode IX Luke kills Snoke with a machine blaster hidden in the trunk of a speeder.

  • Tapeworm

    When I say “shitty” it’s usually about the lost potential. I hate Elysium with passion for example, even if that movie by itself is just mediocre.

  • tOmy`

    So, as some of you know, we were shooting a little stop-motion video for a Redbull competition a week back.

    The final product is utter shit, the shoot was cold and miserable, so we basically reinvented Revenant. Now you can vote for our video on this page: https://www.redbullcanyoumakeit.com/cs/applications/5343/ (Press Like like a good consumer.)

    Why would you vote for a video that is utter shit, you might be screaming at the screen? Well, I was behind the camera, so the cheerleader bulletproof rouse can continue. But more importantly: If we win, all three fucking assholes I was working with will go on a short trip around the world, increasing their chance of catching Ebola in Cambodia, Africa. You might picture how fun was working with them.

    Thanks!

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I agree; being middle of the road is worse then just being awful. I have no interest in that District 9 guy. He seems like a retard.

  • Tapeworm

    You got it. We’ll talk about the BJ later.

  • Tapeworm

    I actually do, from a design point, D9 was freaking perfect. Scriptwise, every single one of his movies sucks mah ass.

  • Tapeworm

    Dude, there are those videos, of assholes throwing chickens against a wall for fun and laughing, totally. No world change there.

  • Tapeworm

    Kolja’s good, but when you’re talking czech (and czechosloavkian) Oscars, Closely Watched Trains and The Shop on Main Street should be the ones to talk about (in my eyes that is) The Shop on Main Street is criminally underwatched

  • Tapeworm

    Not to mention, that’s one of the FUNNIEST scenes in the movie.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    ‘This Chanukah, a star studded cast will bring you…AIDS!’

  • Wizard Phoenix

    AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • Tapeworm

    Also, since I know you like docs as much as I do, check out Helena Třeštíková’s work. Czech documentarians are generally quite good at doing portraits of people over long (I’m talking decades) periods of time. Imagine Hoop Dreams, but any hope is dosed in much smaller doses.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I’m super excited for Suicide Squad; that latest trailer is awesome! I would like to think that I’m interested in X-Men: Apocalypse, but Oscar Isaac, Jennifer Lawrence….

  • AIDS is so 2015. Now back to Huntington’s disease.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You don’t like Oscar Isaac?

  • Fartastic

    Suicide Squad is the latest installment of the Exploding Varmints series, right? The one where the varmints fight back?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s funny because their heads will blow up if they don’t follow orders.

  • It rhymes.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Yes. Although it’s people, so no feelings will be hurt.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Benico del Toro was almost Darth Maul.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Yeah, no argument there. I like him though; in a bag full of turds, he smells the least.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Feel better soon.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    We don’t make movies to make money, we make money to make more movies.
    – Walt Disney

    LULZ

  • dollar store cashier wife

    which video is yours? I need a direct link so I can flag it on youtube…err I mean vote for it.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Yeah, like, D9 from a technical level is cool. The creatures, special effects and all that are done well. It’s just the undertone is way too over the top and ultimately is not very smart. Like Rich has said about Star Trek; it uses science fiction as a back drop for bigger topics, usually ethics. D9 WHACKS you over the head with it’s ethical observance, but it’s not smart, it just says; this is what apartheid is, does it not make you feel bad? I’m sick of being told things, being told how to feel. Like one of my favorite directors said WAY back in the late 40’s, ‘if you want to send a message, try Western Union.’

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    So a real life character playing the least interesting character of all time?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Clearly that is why they bought Marvel and Star Wars. Sorry, Walt.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I was just talking to a friend about this the other day. Oscar Isaac is fine; like he’s fine at playing a diverse man. Like, he gets all these roles, and we’re supposed to like him, but he is one note, and all his brooding in the darkness in Ex-Machina is just silly. That’s not acting.

  • TheVerySpecialK

    Apparently Maul originally had more lines and was a more well developed character. Del Toro quit after George cut all of Maul’s interesting dialogue.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Anyone remember this ad? I was mad that they cut out the dialogue in the final cut of the film as a kid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRWjBXPzk7w

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I saw him I was living in Montana when he was filming Cutbank. He’s a real nice guy. He had an assistant just to keep track of his cigarettes. My kind of guy.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Maybe Maul had monologues about the taxation of trade routes…

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He’s also an extremely diverse actor so it makes you wonder why would George dump him for a stunt man?

  • Cream-A-Thon

    PG in 1999 was pretty hard core – a guy gets cut in half and thrown down a mine shaft, child slavery abounds, and lives are literally bet on. I misunderstood you, Jorge, you magnificent monster.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Rich Evans knows who Laura Dern is. Also, Lorna Doone.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    George, I signed up for Star Wars, not fucking C-Span!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Behold, every single detail of disaster.
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120915/trivia

  • TheVerySpecialK

    Or maybe a dialogue between him and his severed lower body at the bottom of the mine shaft?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Jack doesn’t.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Or jobs at Blackwater Worldwide…

  • AKA Mr. Wint
  • AKA Mr. Wint

    MONEY!

  • Hank Schkorio

    No, what I’m saying is that you’re a wise guy now, but when some kid with hick parents takes a spray can and a lighter at your pets I wonder if you’ll still be this much of a smart ass.

  • Gallen Dugall

    Nothing in politics is inconsistent that is also expedient.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Exploding Poseurs has a ring to it…

  • Like Icare

    Gleenimals?

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Better chance they’ll make a Micro Machines Cosmos first.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    If you’re ever feeling bad about yourself;

    https://youtu.be/gzJRyB3-WvU?t=286

  • Eucratides_Megas

    The Jedi put tariffs on the importation of black robes, that really hit that man hard. He was just a Sith Lord trying to make his way in the universe.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Was that pig lady at the end about to start singing Peaches’ Fuck the Pain Away before she fell?

  • Red Skeleton

    “Finallah we will revear ourselves to the Jedaye.”
    “In Galactic Common, please!”
    “What da fuck?”

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I just did this with some friends a few days ago but they didn’t get it.

  • Eucratides_Megas

    Hunters would find this downright disgusting. Modern hunting is a conservationist movement. They’re usually at the forefront of fighting to preserve wildlife and their habitats. They will buy whole freezers just to preserve every last edible portion of a deer they bring down to waste nothing.

    This, as the gang rightly pointed out, was just a psycho shooting his load at the sight of exploding furry creatures. It was absurdly and horrifyingly funny, but still a rather dark little glimpse into these two guys.

  • “Another funeral”
    -Mike Stoklasa

  • WrongWithYourFace

    #1 What exactly do I sign up for if I Like you? Red Bull constantly spamming my Facebook feed?

    #2 How can you like in Czech?

  • Like Icare

    Nah it’s not magic.
    It’s universe fixing the time-travel hole in itself (i.e. a paradox) by creating a loop around the hole and making it run in circles until the hole resolves itself in such a way that there is no time travel.

    And it only resembles Terminator – cause the basic premise is the same.
    Namely that time-travel once it occurs keeps looping around until there is no time-travel.

  • Tapeworm

    OK. And the telekinesis?

  • Like Icare

    He should ask Wesley Snipes’ accountants for help.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    The best solution to a Ghostbusters sequel without breaking out the walking sticks or other shticks was realized in Ghostbusters The Video Game. That’s the closest thing to a Ghostbusters 3 we’re gonna get.

  • RLMkeepitup

    “During filming Ewan McGregor made lightsaber noises as he dueled. It was noted and corrected during post production.” I’m glad to know he at least enjoyed himself

  • NicCagesHair

    “Now get back in the kitchen sweetheart, we don’t hire women as cartoonists.”- Walt Disney

    Guess some things have gotten better while some have gotten worse.

  • “Natalie Portman (Queen Amidala) missed the premiere party in New York because she had to go home to study for her high school final exams.”

    I say good choice. She is my hero of 1999.

  • NicCagesHair

    Love George’s thinking of “Well if I can’t get someone famous then there’s clearly no point to this character, cut all the lines!!!!”

  • “According to Star Wars canon, Obi-Wan’s hanging braid is a Jedi tradition common to all Padawan Learners. When his master feels that he has reached proper maturity, he cuts the braid with his lightsaber, signifying that the student is now a full Jedi Knight.”

    Retarded bullsh**! Just awful.

  • RLMkeepitup

    yeah , they don’t hire any cartoonist now

  • Cream-A-Thon

    I want that toy!

  • NicCagesHair

    I mean CGI people are essentially the cartoonists of today and they hire about 4000000000 for each of the very personal movies they make now.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I watched “Bridge of Spies” today.

    Pretty darn good film.

  • NicCagesHair

    I get it, it’s just dumb.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Stay in school kids and you won’t turn up like Jake Lloyd!

  • RLMkeepitup

    She smart, she loyal

  • Like Icare

    Particularly the ones with “Hitler” in the title.

  • RLMkeepitup

    a plane crash is a series of minor mistakes, we must analyze them properly to avoid future disasters.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    An experience unlike I’ve never experienced before? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only experienced a billion versions of it where I could actually do all this amazing stuff myself. They were called video games.

    And I guess the PR guys saw that people liked the Suicide Squad trailer.

  • Like Icare

    http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=varmint&allowed_in_frame=0

    varmint (n.) 1530s, varment; the chiefly American English dialectal form varmint is attested from 1829; variant of vermin. Meaning “objectionable or troublesome person” is recorded from 1773.

    vermin (n.) c. 1300, “noxious animals,” from Anglo-French and Old French vermin “moth, worm, mite,” in plural “troublesome creatures” (12c.), from Vulgar Latin *verminum “vermin,” possibly including bothersome insects, collective noun formed from Latin vermis “worm” (see worm (n.)). Extended to “low, obnoxious people” by 1560s.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Things weren’t that bad. Old ways are the best ways.

  • Jake Lloyd has suffered enough. We must turn focus on the real bad guys. The Star Wars fan fiction idiots. If we are to have any decent way to have an appealing Star Wars product that is not sleezy as todays, Star Wars fan fiction nerds must go. By “go” I mean hunted down and killed. Possibly put in a work camp. I bet they can’t work because they have just watched SW and played Pokemon on their Pokemon machines. Useless idiots. Lower than a Jap.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s like some old man who’s out of touch with directing and writing wrote this shit.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    And you can become as sexy as Natalie Portman as well as produce shitty movies like Pride Prejudice and Zombies and the bomb Jane Got A Gun.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You should talk, bounty hunter. When angels are cast out heaven they become demons.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    She’s Natalie Portman.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    You know, they needed something to sell to kids, so they came up with this idea where they could sell fake (braided) hair extension. Coming up with merchandise ideas for Star Wars ain’t easy. Movies are expensive to make, and they need to make their money back somehow.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    ok. but I need facebook to give tom my support? I guess I will just flag it instead.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    #1 Free spam fam.

    #2 with booze? Is that a rhetorical question?

    #the video of lyfe

  • Tapeworm

    You need facebook so I can stalk you too

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The Jedi braid extension would’ve sold like hotcakes. In terms of universe it makes no sense. If Jedis are knights mixed samurai why have those stupid braids to show rank? Wouldn’t the samurai have their armor reflect the rank? George, what are you doing? Meth?

  • Tapeworm

    Did the blue lady got one of her head tentacles cut off?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    just add me on steam instead fam. I don’t post my RL events/pictures…cuz I ain’t got any.

    #the misery of lyfe

  • What a bunch of hipsters.

  • Sounds like a plan. I’ll dislike it first.

  • Tapeworm

    Tom has a picture of David Cameron holding a pig as his profile photo. I’m the only one dumb enough to put out my ugly mug.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No she had like a bead thing that sat in between her boobs.

  • I thought she might have had one made downstairs.

  • Tapeworm

    It was actually holding up her top. Everyone was prety excited when she became the Jedi Mistress.

    Gimme few hours, I have some fiction to write…

  • How do we know it’s your mug and it doesn’t belong to random guy you keep in your basement? It is kind of dark after all.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “The Tranny Tracker 5000”

  • dollar store cashier wife

    it’s either skype or steam if you want a direct line with me fam. I don’t do facebook for lots of reasons. The reason I gave you was just joke…a truthful,bitter reason but a rather minor one in what makes me dislike the service.

    #the sadness of lyfe

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Jedi uniforms look just like the clothing of desert farmers. Nothing makes sense.

  • Tapeworm

    I used to hold the guy there, now I just wear his face. That’s why it seems kinda weird, need more time to do the fitting.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    In The Old Republic game you dress like space samurai with robes mixed with armor and there are no braids to show rank. How come a fucking video game does this shit better?!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    How involved was Jorge in the creative process of those games? Therein might lie the answer to your question.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He gets special thanks for making the franchise. That explains the great writing of the newest expansion.

  • Like Icare

    I had to google that to make sure one of us is not hallucinating.

    OK… besides what you said about kids and characters (the whole thing reminds me of the scenes from the Ghostbusters 2 opening and kids demanding He-Man) even as a promo it’s… backwards.

    You make the movie – THEN you go around in costume and promote it.
    That way, if the movie is good – you’re awesome.
    If it is bad – well at least you’re heart is in it and maybe it’s just bad luck this time.

    What they are doing is presupposing that the movie will be SO awesome – everyone will be overjoyed to join in with their promotion even without seeing the movie.
    I.e. They are being arrogant assholes.
    Who are willing to use sick kids to promote a movie.

    This is so many ways of wrong… What if there’s a terminally ill kid there? How does that go? They explain the kid that their job is killing dead people?
    That’s so fucking retarded my brain is locking up.

  • Bubs

    Why didn’t Luke have a rat tail then? Or Kylo Ren? Or Rey? Oh right, because those movies didn’t suck.

  • Hey, they even got the perfectly recognizable yet somewhat aged songs right.

  • I like to think that.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “According to George Lucas, Obi-Wan’s hiding in Geonosis’ asteroid field teaches young Boba Fett a lesson that he uses to his advantage during adulthood. Having learned how Obi-Wan hid from him and his father, Boba Fett knows the trick Han Solo is using to hide in Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980) and is able to find him.”
    Fuck you

  • Or KIT FISTO? Bet they bullied him and called him Sh** As’ifto.

    Gettttttit?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Domo

    “Stay in school in kids”

    I like you style.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Except for the way you dress, and your hair, and body odor. Quite frankly it’s embarrassing.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    IMDB’s list of goofs should be just one item: “The entirety of this film”.

  • Palpatine

    Poe(Dameron)try.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “Hayden Christensen is the only actor who did not get to choose the design of his lightsaber as the design was already established on-screen in Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope (1977).”
    Wait, you let them choose? What a shitty director.

  • I think that’s probably one of the more (or only) smart and creative decisions made during the prequels; Let the actors actually be creative and work on the characters. How novel.

  • Tapeworm

    I think a scene of Sir Alec Guiness sitting behind Hamill and making a tiny braid in his hair, would only serve to elevate the material.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Here’s the issue; George didn’t work with them.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    You’re gonna turn into Taco Nash now? Giving me shit before I can edit my mistakes?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Kylo Ren does suck. He sucks Hux’s cock according to fangirls/perverts.

  • Palpatine

    Richard Armtrige was in it?

  • Moke

    “Are you an angel?”

  • Red Skeleton

    Kind of reminds me Bram Strokers: Dracula, where Francis Ford Coppola let the main actors come up with characterizations for their characters. Which is brilliant in a production that’s already trying to cover, what, half a dozen different versions of the same book, as well as THE BOOK.

    But never mind that, they came up with great stuff, like Anthony Hopkins humping Keanu Reeve’s leg at 40s:
    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2oux3_anthony-hopkins-in-dracula_shortfilms

  • Palpatine

    Did Gary Oldman design all those weird-ass coustumes that he wore in the film?

  • Moke

    sick people…

  • Tapeworm

    eeek!

  • Red Skeleton

    I don’t think so. But I know they made him into a giant bat because they needed to do something really impressive/grotesque to justify the (already filmed?) reactions of the cast to seeing him.

  • Domo

    Yes, but only if I can relate it to RLM somehow.

    I have standards.

  • Moke

    he made clear that he sees the Star Wars movies as “kids movies”. I always thought that is a cheap excuse for the prequels for beeing bad like Plinkett has said it himself. But now after watching an interview… maybe if you don’t have the mindset of working on something great, lack the respect for the universe, a movie is doomed to become a “prequel”. Or in other words where is the “love” between George and Star Wars? Long gone.

  • Bubs

    George Lucas’s very first draft of Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope (1977) began, “This is the story of Mace Windu, a revered Jedi-bendu of Opuchi who was related to Usby C.J. Thape, a padawan learner of the famed Jedi.”

    And then someone with talent and screenwriting ability came along and fixed it. Thus, the formula for Star Wars becomes:

    100 * t * $
    ————
    c

    where c = Crazy Person
    t = Talented People
    And $ = money

    As you can see, you must always divide by One Crazy Person.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Sam Jackson said he argued to make his StupidGlowStick.TM purple.
    What a Weak shitty director. people should have stood up to him more.

  • Like Icare

    You mean a phenomenon of individuals with an ability to move objects through time and space suddenly appearing just decades prior to time-travel becoming operational – in the exact location in time where the exit node for the time-travel just happens to be?

    Resulting eventually in the existence of a “Rainmaker” – an immensely powerful creature whose sole motivation in life is destruction of people who are tearing holes through time, for the purpose of financing themselves from the past by beaming themselves precious metals.

    I.e. They are fucking with the laws of physics, thus creating conditions where the same object can exist in two times and places at once, as that timeline is in a loop.

    Thus, when young Joe learns something old Joe knows it too, despite young Joe’s life (i.e. timeline) clearly being different.
    Two of them effectively have a telepathic link because information keeps being streamed down the timeline and then making a jump back up the timeline with old Joe.
    The loop never stops just as the passage of time never stops.

    Same thing goes for young Seth (Paul Dano) and old Seth.
    Only it’s not just thoughts, but as one is tortured, the other one’s body gets affected instantly.
    Cause they are one object in two places in time and space at the same time.
    Paradox works.

    So… because time and space are fucked, we have both instant transfer of information (what young Joe learns old Joe knows) and instant affecting of matter (when young Seth is cut old Seth gets scars).
    Both are cases of changing the present by changing the future by changing ITS past and both are the artifacts of time-travel ripping the holes in time-space.

    And as that means fucking with fundamental laws – similar “send information with your mind” and “affect object’s future position and shape” artifacts start popping around everywhere.

    Until it all reaches a critical mass, breaking the loop, or collapsing the loop, or closing the loop, or destroying the universe…

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    That works! 5 seconds of that and I feel smarter, good looking, popular and downright sexy. thanks.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Dead in a ditch?

  • FEAR IS THE MIND KILLER

  • I meant her pubes but sure, have it your way.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    why?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    You picked the music didnt you?
    Cant vote I dont have facebook. Soz.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    No problem, pal.

  • Red Skeleton

    What about races that are naturally bald? Can they not participate in this tradition? Hm, the Jedi order seems very… “hume centric”. Or whatever “humans” in the Star Wars universe are called.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Humans. George was that lazy and racist.

  • Palpatine

    I’m guessing the cast reacted by laughing at him.

  • Bubs

    Nobody said the braid had to be on your head…

  • Tapeworm

    Georgealikes

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Envious of all you Europeans, Asians, South Americans and Assholes (I mean Aussies, ;), people have finally lost it and it all goes back to some middle-aged women going back to her, roots?, during half-time. And I thought this comment section was bad…:

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/white-people-lose-their-damn-minds-in-snls-the-day-beyonce-turned-black/

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    OMGOSHHHhhhh…. Does he say this in a video?

  • Like Icare

    I’ll just leave this here…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prbHolmeNcQ

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Thank you.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Thank you. You know what it’s like.

  • Bubs

    It was a funny video, but I’m not sure I get the whole joke. I must’ve missed this week’s episode of “What am I supposed to be outraged about now?”

  • Tapeworm

    No prob, hope you find something you’ll enjoy (on some level)

  • Paulus Nuns

    Apparently I can’t get the blackness of it…you mean the outfit?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    The whole joke is that, Beyonce has a major White appeal (apparently). And the fact that this effort was specifically for black audiences, whitey supposed to be upset because, I’m not sure? White people are the worst thing since Space Cop?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Maybe? Don’t ask me; I watched the halftime show and I didn’t really think anything of it.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Its spelt Arsehole. Racist. and we dont get SNL its blocked. Racists!

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Sorry, I’m pretty insensitive I guess. Arseholes’, excuse me.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship_in_Australia

    Never realized Penal Colony was a race…

  • Paulus Nuns

    Is it always like that, you have to take sides? I’m sure you can satisfy blacks and whites alike…especially her.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Not with this nub of an appendage… My brain I mean, my brain…

  • Bubs

    The only thing blacks and whites can agree on is how much we hate mexicans. MERICA!

  • Paulus Nuns

    Mexicans are just waiting for another new group to come…like the last guy joining a band -.-

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Fun fact more convicts were sent to america. but you kicked the english out, so they colonised australia a year after your war of Indapants.

  • And usually I’m the retard that can’t spell!

    #YouRetard

    https://youtu.be/OOfmy6zlh_k?t=9s

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    See, we caused Australia!…..You’re Welcome…..

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Anglo-Saxons; the new minority…

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The only way to stop racism is first contact with intelligent aliens. Then we can all gang up on those dirty Greeners!

  • Paulus Nuns

    As long as there’s no new mayority, you’ll do fine. Which will be the case. People in europe are scared shitless you know, america knows better, possibly.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I’ve always thought, similar to Starship Troopers, we need a global crisis, which will force us to put aside our differences, and become a fascist state in order to put down Alien Seed…

  • Paulus Nuns

    They like to be called Greys, didn’t you watch X-files?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I was talking to my Landlady (who is this hardcore leftist democrat) who sort of dismissed my observance that Germany’s far-right politic party is growing in response to the ‘crisis’. She just sort of scoffed it off and made it seem like it was not big deal.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    FAV NEW SHOW!

  • Paulus Nuns

    Oh she’s surely a bit lost. I think the big bomb will explode in Sweden though, it’s hell up there compared to 10 or 15 years ago. Multiculturalism is a lost cause here, which is fucked up.

  • #SpecialNeedsToad.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Although she is constantly comparing our potential and direction to the Germanic Countries; ‘like Europe, like Europe.’ Introducing diversity to an extremely homogeneous society is never thought to end well.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I read something interesting recently that Germanic Europeans never really accepted Christianity as a whole. That the concepts of original sin and the Trinity just could not be absorbed. It’s strange that it has persisted on a superficial level though.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Isn’t that a quote from Ronald Reagan?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    It is! Good socio-political eye!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “A 10 year old Han Solo was going to appear during the Battle of Kashyyyk as an orphan being raised by Chewbacca. He would have helped locate General Grievous by finding part of a transmitter droid that was sending signals from Utapau, allowing Obi-Wan to find and confront the villain.”
    It almost happened!

  • Star Wars: The Phantom Coincidence

  • Hank_Henshaw
  • Paulus Nuns

    Nobody understands the Trinity, but in fact that dates back to pagan times. But original sin, yes I’ve heard similar things.

    There’s definitely a barrier north-south, germanic opposes mediterranean and we’re still dealing with it. Another thing these peoples didn’t experience was massive invasions from Asia/Africa foreign cultures, if you except the russians, and it shows. What’s happening is simply crazy.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Speaking of coincidence
    “The images of the volcanic eruption on Mustafar was real footage of Mt. Etna in Italy which was erupting at the time of production”

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Ahead of his time…

  • Hank_Henshaw

    If we was being raised by Chewbacca… wouldn’t Han end up talking in growls and snarls, like a feral child? What the fuck?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    What is happening? I don’t mean that in like an insensitive, sarcastic way. I’m sort of clueless…

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    His concept on expressive language would have definitely been impacted by the Wookiese.

  • Bubs

    “The money saved by shooting Mt. Etna versus using digital animation was eventually used in George Lucas’ ink fund when printing Revenge of the Sith t-shirts.”

    Wowzers!

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Mind=Blown!

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Like, Jewish people in Spain adopted Catholicism superficially to avoid negative consequences during the crusades, but still secretly kept their Jewish heritage. Crypto Judaism.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Return of the Jedi was originally supposed to just be titled, Tax Return…

  • Paulus Nuns

    Two things:
    1) Liberal views on inmigration since the Eurocoin= lots of no go zones in european cities, raise of racism, sharia patrols you name it. And the local reaction, that will come.

    2) Recent inmigration from middle east and refugees= tons of people roaming free, stealing, abusing each other, police torture…And they are just walking onto cities, they have this El Dorado dream about Europe but there’s shortage of houses, money etc. This also worsens point 1. Racial fear is what is happening, people call it islamophobia but that’s a lie. It’s a cultural shock. And as we know, fear leads to anger and so on…

  • Ogrot

    That video is a good summation of SNL. Topical, stale, and ironic given the flac the show received a few years ago for featuring vastly mostly white cast. That said the conservative culture war known as the Beyoncepocalypse is sort of the symptom of the current political atmosphere. Where many politicians traded in dog whistle talk to mobilize anti-immigration conservatives around their candidacy, Trump broke the dog whistle and turned it into a bullhorn creating a situation for white folks who feel like their country is getting away from them to publicly pronounce their bigotry as a bold political statement with a positive feedback loop to keep the shit chugging.

    It isn’t pretty and is a recipe for disaster if the establishment can’t circle the wagons to prevent a Trump victory in the primary. I’m not worried about him winning the general election. It is not possible. He most certainly would be trounced. Some might even say Trumped. The real problem would be the fact that a Trump nomination would turn the Republican Party into a White nativist special interest party for years to follow. And would have a hard time shedding that image and brand for awhile.

  • Paulus Nuns

    Cervantes was probably a jew, there is a whole sub text in “spanish hebrew” in the Quixote. But yes, you just play the game.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Probs; my ancestors were… Shhhh…

  • Paulus Nuns

    From spain you mean?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    We don’t hear anything about it. And everything we do here is downplayed by the BBC and CNN.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Yeah. Spanish Jews who are ‘Christian’ but are clearly Eye for and Eye.

  • Ogrot

    No, there was a bunch of cranky, likely Trumpite, conservatives using Beyonce superbowl on twitter as the latest battleground for the culture war and to air anxieties over the fact that the country is slowly becoming less white and therefore less familiar to them. And therefore more morally degenerate and wrong.

  • Paulus Nuns

    It’s not your fault. This video summarizes some of the problems. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KSJY0c8QWw

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    The most positive thing I hear are of the Christian groups who are taking in like battered women and children…

  • Paulus Nuns

    Nice to hear that, is pretty amazing how people still remember that stuff after five centuries. Shalam aleikum, saludos, madre patria is here whenever you want to come.
    In fact the governmenmt offered spanish nationality to those who could prove spanish heritage.

  • Bubs

    Without sounding too much like “9/11 was an inside job”, the Republican party restructured the rules of the primary to make it impossible for Trump to get the nomination. He has to win 60% of the delegates to get the automatic nomination. And since there are 800 Republican candidates, it’s not going to happen. The Democrats pulled a similar trick with Bernie Sanders.

    So my bet is it’ll be Clinton Vs. Bush. Wouldn’t want to upset the status quo (read: Wall St. Bankers), now would we?

    #SomeonePleaseConquerAmerica

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “In 2007, Dr. Eric Bui, a psychiatrist in Toulouse, France, co-wrote a study that diagnosed Anakin Skywalker as having borderline personality disorder. When the authors reported their findings at the annual meeting of the American Psychiatric Association they stated that Skywalker fit the diagnosis criteria: difficulty controlling anger, stress-related breaks with reality, impulsivity, obsession with abandonment and a “pattern of unstable and intense interpersonal relationships characterized by alternating between extremes of ideation and devaluation”.”

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I’m going to live in Spain for a year or so.

  • Paulus Nuns

    If you need some advice, you know who to ask 🙂

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Wow, that’s so sad.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Thanks Pal.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Watched Space Cop with commentary… apparently Mike and the gang filmed a Plinkett review for “Doc of the Dead,” a documentary about zombie movies, that was mostly cut from the final film. Unfortunately they sold the rights to the footage so they can’t release it. That means there’s a mythical “lost” Plinkett review!

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Yeah, this is Leftist non-sense that is going on here as well.

  • Paulus Nuns

    Is a bit scary isn’t it? But then you have to laugh at human stupidity too.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    “The other co-authors refused to attend the meeting, citing prior obligations to their World of Warcraft raiding guilds.”

  • Paulus Nuns

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2481248/companycredits?ref_=tt_dt_co

    It’s the “Exhibit a pictures” guys we have to kidnap and ransom.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    That sounds like something Mr. Plinkett would do.

  • Paulus Nuns

    Now I wonder if these hacks got paid. I suspect they did.

  • Ogrot

    If all contests in the primary were proportional you’d be absolutely right. Almost half of them though are winner-take all or have a winner take all threshhold variant (mostly fifty plus = all). Meaning Trump has an actual chance of flirting with that number by the time we reach a brokered convention in that scenario.

    And if it comes down to Trump then Cruz with sixty plus delegates in their pockets the establishment will be hard pressed to turn around and nominate the establishment candidate that finished third. In fact it would be unacceptable and would likely result in a Trump third party run. Their is a serious argument in that case to let Trump rent the party to give the noisy barking moonbat wing the catharsis it pines for and try to rebuild from the ashes. Trump would likely go back to his tower to sulk and pay someone to write a book about his adventures. And afterwards the establishment will enjoy a lot of I told you so’s.

    The preferred method is to winnow down the establishment choices to one to carry forty percent pluralities before many of the winner take all’s hit (not happening before SC though). Put Trump on a losing streak, taking away the manly allure that is attracting his first time primary voters to the polls. Thus bursting the bubble.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Yeah, it is. It’s startling that people think that doing what is right equates to just being a big pussy and letting certain groups get away with said non-sense. And we, as the majority, cannot have a say in any of it outside of compliance.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Well, yes, he’s using a tactic to rally supporters. Big-Bern is doing the same thing with this, ‘tax the Rich, free college, $15 minimum wage’ crap too. He’s saying outrageous things too, to get supporters, he’s just going the acceptable, Large-Claim route that is safe. At least Trump is showing he has balls. Bernie Sanders is doing the same thing Obama did in ’08; I’m super cool, and you can be too, if you vote for me!’. I disagree with the potential effect of Trump you intimate; what he is saying is being blown out of proportion. Bringing back jobs to the U.S. is what we need and Donald is touting that.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I think you may be right.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Also, Chewbacca would’ve been his adoptive father in the prequels, but by the time of Star Wars ’77, he is treating Chewie as a 2nd in command/bodyguard?

    You Star Wars fans really dodged a bullet there, and must thank whomever it was that told Lucas that having Han Solo in the prequels was a stupid idea.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    I’m just watching a bad dream I don’t wake up from.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    I don’t believe in “mistakes.”
    I believe in “unwanted children.”

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    Laura Dern and cartoon rabbits?
    Buddy, you’re getting ‘Star Wars’ confused with ‘Inland Empire’ again.

  • Bubs

    Hmm… that sounds like something you might be able to sense… especially if you were a Jedi Master… or just a person with eyeballs. But nah… let’s just put him on the Jedi Council.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    I also think that the infamous ‘Fly’ episode he directed is an underrated gem.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    You may notice that one of the Ghostbusters is blacker than the rest.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    And ethnic groups. AM I RIGHT?!?!?!?!
    *Holds up hand for high-five that never, ever comes.*

  • Ogrot

    And the plan for all these jobs to come back is to trust that Trump can negotiate trade deals of the likes that no one has ever before in the history of trade deals. Trust him they will be great. The developing world will gladly give back all these factory jobs and return to the humble subsistence farming they once enjoyed once they see how awesome the Donald is. That is not to point out that the Bern is a better alternative. He’s trading on Santa Claus reforms.

    But if you think that his they’re bringing drugs, they’re rapists, and some of them are I suppose are good people, his reactionary we need to ban all Muslims until we figure this out, his intimations that it might be necessary to shut down mosques, his repeated desire to deport millions, his candidate surrogates pointing to Roosevelt’s Japanese internment as valid reasoning for banning said Muslim’s, his early foreign policy statements about using the US military to kick in the teeth of the Middle East and use its oil to fund said teeth kicking and then some (only when manbro VI Putin has gotten involved in Syria has the Donald found his dove streak), his, “at least Putin is a leader,” response to Putin’s murder of journalists critical of him, his love affair with the word bimbo, Megyn Kelly’s menstrual cycle, look at that face who could vote for that face, and easily thousands of tweets and uncomfortable moments on The Apprentice somehow doesn’t make the Donald look overtly bigoted, petty, reactionary, irresponsible, childish, and generally a cathartic power fantasy masquerading as a political movement I have no words.

    I know the man is trading on running against the media while at the same time being a trainwreck to have them at his beck and call, but there comes a point where you have to call a duck a duck. And this one quacked as he rolled down the escalator.

  • Palpatine

    Yay, more terrible Prequel triva!

  • I’ve always wondered what the hell kind of meat anthropomorphic animal eat if they’re all sentient, thinking beings. Maybe it’s an opposite-universe, and the entire wild biosphere consists of primitive humans that the intelligent animals hunt, raise, and keep as livestock for food and byproducts.

    Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with me?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    That sounds like most people on here!

  • Kenlin Bros

    You can say “arousing”

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Come on, it would have been great.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    In australia we get all pissy when 5,000 boat people turn up in a year. the idea of 100,000 people just walking into your county?
    and most of them are young men and white, black or purple groups of young men are always dicks.
    Europa is about to explode.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I’m glad your ok IRL. But here I’m going to kill you! xoxo

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    SBS subtitles are good, well better than most.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    fuck that. MEH!

  • GLs a secret genius.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Who?

  • And we, as the real fans, have every right to do so.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Like Bigfoot, it’s a myth that I don’t enjoy things. Having a hard time finding yours and tOmy’s recos on Netflix, but I intend to keep on looking.

  • RLM Lore 101. A new Dead Sea Scroll.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Total Amount Saved: (-$0.32)

  • Commander X
  • fred
  • Moke

    No activity in the night? Did RLM become just another artsy show made especially for us europeans? And one dude from Down Under? Will I finally get my review of the new Inga Lindström movie?

  • Tapeworm

    It was more a comment about the docs, since the topics are not usually all that fun

    When I get home I’ll try to look something up, I specifically talked about movies I know should have been released in some English version

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Jessi must be a Led Zeppelin fan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaBMmg-hdcc

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Grammys…. Jimmy Carter. meh, Anjolicie kid joe M’kay, Courtney Barnett!!!. MADE TO SING! adorably.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NVOawOXxSA

  • Lots of glissandos there.

  • Urge to kill…rising.

  • Oh look the Cuntsman Huntsman is getting a sequel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3pjJwFHcM8

  • Is the warp drive out of order again?

  • Wasn’t the first movie pretty much garbage?

  • Yes.

  • Then why are you acting all surprised that it’s getting a sequel?

  • I’m not. I’m just depressed. Fuck You! It’s YEAR!

  • Best episode ever.

  • It’s about time!

    #RatherThisThanComicbookChurnouts

  • tOmy`

    And one of them is immigrant!

  • Trying to endure Commander Hutchinson’s cocktail party. Horses, you say? I’ll fetch my English saddle!

  • *Trump wig on* Reported to the Immigration Office!

  • tOmy`

    Good news! Coldplay didn’t win a Grammy! But Muse did…

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Kill! there are only 4 lights so kill anyone who says different. KILLL!L!L!L!L!!!!LL:

  • Domo

    Must be something in the air.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DtlVIjKq3A

  • dollar store cashier wife

    A Head Full of Drones is the best album of the 21 century!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I made 3 personalised films for people today. One of them was in a foreign language, the next had stunts and the 3rd had pyrotechnics.
    RLM is just not trying.
    *All of them were less than a minute, I’m the real hack fraud!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    A. NOOOO!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHPf8AIobtE
    B. wanna shit, less than a minute movie?

  • Welcome Back Otter

    It’s ok, the animals all had AIDS, so they were mercy killings, really.

  • Welcome Back Otter

    The real trick is to pretend you have a door.

  • Welcome Back Otter

    You meant to write ‘it was I who gave HIV/AIDS to RLM … And older Americans’?

  • Domo

    Shitting a movie sounds painful, but I’ll give it a shot!

  • It’s the best album of all time and the whole known universe!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    #the album of drones

    #of lyfe

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Tell me about it… I spent 3 hours of today making less than 3 minutes.
    I’ll do one for you in the morning.

  • It’s as if you were making a stop motion video…

  • Like Icare

    That’s why they’ve decided to change the lead and make it a Huntsman & Ice Hot Ladies instead of Snow White Part 2: Mo Sno.

  • Like Icare

    He’s a smalltalk master…

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    That should be banned!

  • Like Icare

    Only Spacecop drives.

  • Like Icare

    Oh! So, it will be public domain in about 95 years? They should make a time capsule of it.

  • tOmy`

    Only till Radiohead relea- bwahahahahahaaaaaaaaa *sobs*

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    yep, got bored.

  • Red Skeleton

    Why do YOU hate Coldplay? I hate Coldplay because I won free tickets to them and the trip there sucked…. which is totally not their fault. Though I guess their banal performance failing to redeem the lousy trip counts for something.

  • Let’s make a petition! carpet bomb the shit out of their homes!

  • Red Skeleton

    Say, wahtever happened to Pa Kent Says Maybe? Did he change his name? Have I been talking to him all this time?

  • He was here like a day ago. @disqus:disqus_S6Ii5tHM3Z/

  • Red Skeleton

    He’s Grated Cheese? Ah, I wondered who THAT was as well.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    He should change his name to “this is spinal tap.”

  • BAM IF YOU GOT THAT!

  • tOmy`

    Maybe.

    Hahaha.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Where the hell have you been?

  • Red Skeleton

    Uh….. is that a “have you been living under a rock?” question or are you actually asking where I’ve been?
    Well, either way, I’ve been popping in infrequently, usually to snark about whatever new video is up. I’ve stayed away from the Manhole due to not really feeling like uploading movies any more and not really sharing in the aesthetic that seems to be most appreciated there.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I see. You may have moved on the bigger and better things 😉

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Alice: Through the Looking Glass? WTF? Did I black out and a nuclear holocaust happened?

  • Red Skeleton

    I guess…. Nice to know my absence was noticed.

  • And they were more entertaining than Space Cop! Although I kinda doubt that you would manage to talk german for 90 minutes. 😛

  • At least your boredom got the creative juice flowing. And you made my after(noon).

  • Hank_Henshaw

    So, why make a prequel? We know Charlize Theron wins, and presumably the ice queen dies, as Emily Blunt she was nowhere to be seen in the other movie.

  • Red Skeleton

    Oh, also, I don’t know who Welcome Back Otter is, but… thumbs up for the user name.

  • Red Skeleton

    Is the joke that Andrew referenced Spinal tap?

  • tOmy`

    Hollywood is trying its best to finally destroy what is left of my love for my favorite pedophilia story.

  • Moke

    “In their tongue he is Dohvakin. Dragonborn!”
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpvM9uwOcUc

  • tOmy`

    Oh, and judging by the trailer, they also want to destroy my favorite song.

  • Palpatine
  • tOmy`

    You see, the key to it was to mash the game and the original story together, because fuck you, we have no clue what we’re doing.

    When Hollywood shits the bed, they do their best to shit at least on two things at the same time.

  • tOmy`

    They represent every bit of bad decisionmaking when it comes to mainstream rock music.

  • Palpatine

    Vanity, the actress from the BotW feature Never Too Young to Die, passed away yesterday at age 57. R.I.P.

  • tOmy`

    “Harrison Ford is officially not returning for Star Wars 8”

    Thanks, Independent, top notch reporting as per usual.

  • Palpatine

    What? Why?

  • tOmy`

    He is gonna be the new Bond.

  • Red Skeleton

    Dude, if in the EU they can fish Luke’s severed hand out of the bowels of Cloud City / Bespin and clone him…. they can give Harrison a job in Episode 8. Except I get the feeling that the new trilogy is trying to NOT be stupid.

  • Palpatine

    Did they really clone Luke in the EU?

  • Red Skeleton

    Uh, yeah…… or at least I think they did.

    Edit: OH JESUS… his name was Luuke Skywalker…. SERIOUSLY.

    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Luuke_Skywalker

    Edit edit: How sad is it that when I first saw that hit on google I ASSUMED it was a vandalized wookiepedia entry?

  • Clone hand job jokes incoming.

  • tOmy`

    Yes.

  • tOmy`

    *coming

  • Palpatine
  • Nope. It’s subtler.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    yo fam review the season premiere of BCS/Vinyl instead! BCS opening for me was better then two seasons of The [snore]Wire!

  • Paulus Nuns

    You have sharks down there, right?

  • Red Skeleton

    I appreciate the fact they retain total control over their, uh, staging? Apparently you can’t sign them unless you let them do what they want on stage. Or something.

  • Like Icare

    That’s comparing apples and pineapples by saying they are both fruit.

    “Sanders doing the same thing” as Trump would be him presenting the “program” of Lance Corporal Jeffrey Carazales from Cuero, Texas – as shown in “Generation Kill”:

    “Carazales is from Cuero, Texas, hates the Marine Corps, hates officers, hates rich people. “They should make a holiday every year where if you make less than thirty thousand dollars a year you get to drive into rich neighborhoods and fuck up rich people’s houses. Go inside and break their shit. Every blue-collar man gets to sleep in a white-collar man’s house.”
    Sometimes he asks fellow Marines, “Have you ever read the Communist Manifesto? That sounds ideal. How the upper classes are oppressing the lower classes. That’s how it happens back home. Rich people, corporations, get all sorts of secret government handouts they don’t tell us about.”

    And boy would Americans go crazy about THAT idea!
    As shown 100 or so pages later:

    Marines rifle through everything, looking for souvenirs, but all they find are colored pens and coffee mugs. “It’s all stupid crap,” one of them says, slamming his wrench into a computer screen.
    The Marines kick down the door to what looks like the boss’s office in the corner. One of them sits behind the expansive wooden desk, punches buttons on the speakerphone and plays boss. “Have my secretary send in my next appointment,” he says in an obnoxiously official voice.
    Then he starts smashing the phone and the desk apart with his wrench.
    The Marines destroy the boss’s office with gleeful vengeance, throwing stuff at the walls, pissing in the corner, all of them maniacally laughing. In a weird way, they’re living out the fantasy Carazales often talks about— in which one day a year the blue-collar man gets to go into rich neighborhoods
    and smash apart expensive homes.

    That would be the equivalent of Trumps “promises” of walls that will be paid by Mexico, eliminate department of education, EPA, Obamacare, rebuild everything for a third of the price, ban Muslims, kick out refugees, put Hillary in jail, legalize pot, cancel NASA, build a stronger military, act like a lunatic (i.e. be unpredictable), kill relatives of terrorists, drop traitors out of an airplane without a parachute… the list goes on.
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/01/22/here-are-76-of-donald-trumps-many-campaign-promises/

    In comparison, Sanders’ promises are statements which even if one does not find them acceptable – one can argue pros and cons of such plans and ideas.
    http://reason.com/blog/2015/10/13/what-has-bernie-sanders-proposed-in-the

    I.e. They are reasonable propositions.
    Unlike either throwing people out of airplanes OR going into rich people’s houses and breaking their shit and pissing on their carpets.

  • Percy Gryce

    The “Older Americans” bit was a callback to the Osteoporosis Dance, another Percy Grycean triumph.

  • Like Icare

    It’s not a race. It’s a measuring contest.

    We are talking about penises, right?

  • Moke

    fan fiction is something I would like to see explode

  • Like Icare

    It’s nice to see those credits invested into EmPal SuRecon Center paying off.

  • Moke

    my irony detector goes over 9000+!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Do you think a clone of you would feel weird about jerking you off?

  • I’d be more curious about The Clone Arse.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Am I missing something here? Sounds cool nonetheless.

  • Like Icare

    He had to have lumbar puncture recently. He mentioned it a few thousand comments back.

  • Like Icare

    Depends. If you’re into jerking other people off… clone would probably be fine with that too.

    It’s essentially the same question as “Would you feel weird about jerking off your twin?”

  • WrongWithYourFace

    There’s also a unreleased BoTW episode that was supposedly so bad they wouldn’t even stream it for audiences!

  • AC/DC selling officially licensed power in Germany? OMFG! https://www.acdc-strom.de/

  • tOmy`

    FANBOI!

    And yea, that opening sequence was a thing of a beauty. Actually, the whole episode was pretty great. Still on top of their game.

    I am going to check Vinyl in an hour or so.

  • Crixxxx

    She is currently filming a new feature with Robert Z’dar and Cameron Mitchell.

  • #privatisation

  • OMNI

    We should l play “guess who we (each other) are”. We’ll try and guess all of our past 5 identities.

  • I’d get one if they somehow managed to make it female. I’d be hot as a girl. Totally. I think I have a boner right now.

  • After I changed my face to Rip Torn’s I’ve been him all the time.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I can vouch for that.

  • OMNI

    My reality, and therefore my persona are always shifting…

  • Palpatine

    If anyone here finds Exploding Varmints: Vol. 2, send it to RLM as soon as possible!

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    There’s a Vol. 2!?

  • Palpatine

    The first video said it’s only the first part.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    HOW MANY VARMINTS HAD TO DIE SO THAT THESE VIDEOS COULD LIVE!?

  • tOmy`

    Statistically speaking? 1000.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    “1,000 Varmints” – You seeing this, Disney?

  • Palpatine

    Mankind’s persecution of varmints won’t last forever. Soon, the varmints will rise up out of their holes and make a video called Exploding Hunters.

  • Hank_Henshaw
  • Sheriff Mitchell

    There’s no way in hell I’m clicking on that because Amazon will suggest other woodland creature explosion videos to me.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    it’s a whole genre of videos.

  • Tapeworm

    Speaking of Harrison Ford, the character of Han from the F&F movies has a full name of “Han Seoul-Oh”?

    That’s genius. Also it’s a family.

  • NicCagesHair

    And in both series Han dies. It’s like poetry!!!!!!!

  • Tapeworm

    Dude, Fast and Furious spoilers!

  • NicCagesHair

    Sorry if I spoiled a movie “in your queue” .

    Oh and Brad Pitt is imaginary in Fight Club.

    Oh shit I did it again. I’m a monster, a ten old year movie spoiling monster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Red Skeleton

    “When you realize that your kid will make a difference in the world…”

    https://www.facebook.com/98fm/photos/a.247863692584.135688.70730467584/10153529133457585/?type=3

    I dunno, facebook, I’d be kind of disturbed if my son started dry-humping a rabbit statue.

    Who does that kid think he is, anyway, Robert Crumb?

  • Palpatine

    Isn’t that Prince George?

  • Moke

    It was an accident. Happens sometimes. Tapy is cool. Nic is cool. Listen to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CFtQLFb49E and become good friends again and lets go on!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I thought he would have survived being stabbed in the chest with an unstable lightsaber.

  • Tapeworm

    I really hope you know I was joking

  • Hooray for more misery and death!

    AKA

    Yaaay murder!

  • Red Skeleton

    That’s not true, that’s impossible!!

    My whole life is a lie, constructed out of random names by Kevin Spacey in an interrogation room, who was the bad guy all along!

  • Red Skeleton
  • Palpatine

    As a person of Italian descent, that only makes me hate Trump more.

  • Red Skeleton

    Say Palpy, would YOU have dressed up like a woman to escape the exploding death star if the rebels were coming for you and that was your only option?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Poetry it does something something.

  • Well, Manson’s killcount is probably lower.

  • Palpatine

    I was already wearing a robe, so yeah.

  • Like Icare

    Kim Jong-il’s grandson is called Kim Han-sol.

    By a quirk of fate, he came to study in Bosnia, at the unfortunately named United World College (UWC) in Mostar.
    Then, one day he stopped coming to class, someone noticed and BAM! – thanks to declensions of nouns of our language, news are full of titles like “Korean dictator’s grandson missing. No trace of Han Solo”.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Exploding Varmints will Return in Exploding Varmints Vol. 2

  • Like Icare
  • Red Skeleton

    Anomaly #6: Synchronized Movements. Suspicious behavior also includes a group of people moving in a way that seems unusually coordinated — at the same tempo or in the same direction, for example.

    Hm…

    https://cdn.psychologytoday.com/sites/default/files/field_blog_entry_images/Reservoir-Dogs-Fresh-New-Hd-Wallpaper.jpg

    OMG, it’s TRUE!

  • fred

    This is a great film, but skip the last ten minutes; it’s just too sad.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PttKq0GcnoQ

  • Commander X

    I recently came across this one Youtube, something that just screams Wheel of the Worst-tier material

    All the way from 1989, Linda Blair hosts How to Get… Revenge!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzZiZYmIMDI

    Linda Blair and a group of “revenge experts” discuss and demonstrate various ways to take revenge on people. From screwing around with their mail and signing them up for things they didn’t order to engaging in some light breaking & entering into their homes and performing acts of what some might call vandalism, others might call sabotage.

    Watching it again I could easily imagine some Rich Evans’ “monkey screech/laughter” reactions to some of this stuff.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I got bored and made stupid movies for Insty, Tapey and DSCW. or Disco Wife as I prefer to call… her? (ITS A BOY!)

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    No argument there. I understand that the repercussions of said proposals will differ depending on the respective candidate. What I mean, is that they are both using the same tactics (appealing to polar opposites) in order to garner support, I.e., potential voters. They’re both full of shit; Bernie more so if you ask me. He wants to turn us into a Germanic Utopia overnight; 50%+ taxation of the rich, free associates degrees, $15 minimum wage. He’s appealing to the slacker generation that I am sorrowfully a part of and it’s working. He’s using the same campaign ploy that Obama used; ‘Barak and Roll! Aren’t I Cool, Dogz?’. So pathetic. Trump may say a lot of crazy stuff; he still has to answer to the supreme court and a lot of what he is saying has been blown out of proportion.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Pfffff, sure you did.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    ‘Oh yeahhhh, oh yeahhhhhhh!’

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The great whites are all down here in the south. all the north has is Salt water crocodiles, Irukandji, box jellyfish, sea snakes and land snakes and 3 million miles of desert to cross.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Got nein! mich deutsch ist scheisse.

  • Voice over for the future Trump-on-meat-hook video clips:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyONt_ZH_aw
    Trump Steaks are by far the best tasting most flavorful beef you’ve ever had, truly in a league of their own.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    And I start to see things I recognize.

  • RLMkeepitup

    im always going to find late 80s/early 90s linda blair super hot. she’s smart too! #notjustlooks

  • Jegsimmons

    WE ARE OMNIVORES AND HUNTERS YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!

    all meat eaters will scavenge, but not exclusively, our ancestors hunted, even fucking chimps hunt and make tools to hunt with.

    homosapiens is a hunter gtherer species, its also the YOUNGEST of the evolved human species, they predict spear like weapons and hunting started not long after homoerectus, which used clubs and pointed sticks.

    so we may have evolved from scavengers, but only if you skip 10 different species of apex predator hunters gatherers.

    So you’re full fo shit, we’re predators, end of god damn story.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.