Best of the Worst: The Photon Effect, How I Saved the President, and Double Down

December 3, 20151,818 Comments

The gang (and special guest Max Landis) watch 3 off-genre films: a superhero film, a 90’s children’s film, and something that defies any genre. Will they survive Max Landis? I mean the movies!?

Filed in: Best of the Worst

  • ProfAnger

    The long awaited review of the kfc double down

  • Strong_Bow

    I love you Maxie!

  • Victor Yoon

    In Breen We Trust! And Max Landis! Holy shit dis gon’ be gud!

  • Steven Gibbs

    Max please consider adding spikes in your next movie, they aren’t nearly as prominent in movies as they are in other media and I believe you could appeal to an untapped audience.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    OH MY GAWDDD NEW CUMTENT!

  • James Earl Jones

    FUCKING FINALLY!

  • YESSSHAJGAHFJKSFGASGGSK

  • eeeh

    Oh mah gaaaaaad!

  • Red Skeleton

    Oh Christ, what HAS Jack done to his hair?!

  • bassbait

    I’ve been waiting for this.

  • bassbait

    DOUBLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    Excellent. I was wasting all day in the RLM comments, I came to check them for the last time of the day, and now I get to waste even MORE time in this webzone because I have no moderation or self-control!


    …yay?

    …YAY!

  • Alex Murphy

    Is “Black Hawk Down” Max Landis’s favourite movie?

  • bassbait

    I have a movie from that company that made the second film. It’s called “Summer of the Monkeys” and I was hoping to send it in.

  • James Earl Jones

    Calm down, Jay. Hardcore gay porn is coming.
    I mean… You know what I mean.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    #omittedgate

  • Holy cross-dressing Jesus, Batman!

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    “This looks like the beginning of a gay porno.”
    –Jay “The Gay” Bauman, once again taunting and titillating us all.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    keep watching. this video is the ultimate [gay] bait

  • Shoot it in my face!

  • Screenwriting didn’t work out for him so now he’s joined the RLM team.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing RLM.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Fateful Findings is way better than Double Down.

  • The Ghost

    Max Weinberg’s a real sport for joining you guys.

  • SheWasMyRushmore

    Nah.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    look like i’m gonna have to take my lunch break early.

  • jimmy

    “You should’ve stayed in hell.” – Love it!

  • Strong_Bow

    Time traveler problems.,,

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Rich is my favorite but I do love it when they pick on him.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Just gonna put this out here, no hate, but is Max Landis the new Jessi?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Dan Poole stole the name of his main character from Batman Beyond

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    Okay, I’m only sixteen minutes in so it may take an abrupt turn, but Mike seems a lot… happier than usual.
    I would joke about how disturbing that is, but I find it kind of endearing.

  • K.L

    RICH EVANS, DO NOT BULLY!

  • mister man

    Mike’s a starfucker plain and simple

  • That’s timecist! I like it!

  • Black Hawk Down Syndrome maybe. Oh, no. I’m gonna go to hell for this, rite?

  • mister man

    X-Men 3 referenced “I’m The Juggernaut Bitch” parody video which is kind of referencing a fan film?

  • I think Double Down broke them.

  • Max Landis disguised himself as the new Coldplay album cover.

  • z7gizzyz7 .

    Max Landis is really fuckin obnoxious

  • As in we’ll never see him again? Probably yes.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Glad to see Cool Cat Saves The Kids in the action category

    http://i.imgur.com/KIdshcH.jpg

  • Strong_Bow

    I choose to be a microagressor.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    he always looks like pretentious rubbish. its just a coincidence.

  • As in Mike’s gonna get him pre… pr… I really need to stop writing this.

  • It’s like they’re mocking Omi.

  • He’s an arteest, man, he works on so many meta levels you don’t even know how to hullabaloo!

  • Time is the fire in which we burn… and turn into morons.

  • Strong_Bow

    Are you quoting, your brain?

  • My brain doesn’t produce quotes.

  • Are you watching a porno?

  • HOLY SHIT, THEY GOT MACAU CAU!

  • gonna get him on pre-rec?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    can someone make a gif of Jay miming sucking dick… for Omi.

  • YES! Dodged a bullet! *wipes sweat from forehead*

  • dick_the_bday_boy

    From the Movie Dicks screening of Double Down:
    “This movie is like el topo if jordorowsky was a total idiot” – omniremix

  • Guts Going Nutz
  • That part was pure contempt.

  • Dancer of Birth

    If Jessi was knocked up every time the comments section predicted as such, she’d have a Ford Econoline full of kids by now.

  • Dancer of Birth

    Max Landis told me I have to go to the buvvins if I want to yiff.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I was thinking more in line that a bunch idiots pretended she was Yoko Ono when she appeared on video.

  • *Sigh* Yeah. I remember that. Then Mike had to address that in HitB.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • This was, easily, one of the best episodes of Best of the Worst. I feel like I’m on angel duss’. Thank you, you fucking sell outs hacks!

  • Some people would rather take that bullet in the head than watch pre-rec.

  • You mean they’d rather get pregnant?

  • Only by selling out they would finally get good.

  • bassbait

    http://puu.sh/lIs17.jpg Nukie pillow?!?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    “raises hand”

  • Max, Mike & Jay would make a great team to film a H.h..h..h..hollywood.. movie in the future…or Max could just finance them like $500 to make a world wide released Plinkett film.

  • mister man

    I find it to be realistic that people being exposed to super hero-rays would spend a good deal of their lives in hospital beds.

  • Percy Gryce

    Did Jay post this now because there’s a RiffTrax Live tonight? What do I do? Which do I choose? Who has earned my loyalty? Mike (Nelson) or Mike (Stoklasa)?

    Fuck it, I’ll just watch the Soul Train Awards on BET.

  • Watch both. Simultaneously. You don’t have to choose.

  • Percy Gryce

    There are two Soul Train Awards shows?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    max tried to stick a dick in mikes mouth.

  • We all have.

  • Erwin

    OMG, I laughed myself a stroke while watching the Double Down (Syndrom) review, … LOL!

  • Who the fuck is Dennis Carr…? Oh… Cars…

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Car doors opening….. it was a pun.

  • Percy Gryce

    Max is wearing a rainbow-colored outfit. Does that mean that he’s … you know … a fan of Noah’s ark?

  • His ballsack is the best there’s ever been.

  • Domo

    Plinkett almost died from Double Down, but not KFC’s Double Down.

    The fuck is wrong with this BoTW universe?

  • Webspace is not cheap, kids. The man runs a business.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Rich’s epic mental breakdown is pure gold.

  • Max should take Rich to his hair stylist. <3

  • Might explain the Triple-H wrestling movie, come to think of it…

  • Domo

    He’s known as a double rainbow, a popular meme in 2010.

  • Why didn’t they do a superhero film, a stoner comedy, and a monster movie as their Battle of the Genres to match Landis’ last three movies?

  • Percy Gryce

    Good pull, Domo. You know your memes.

  • castlemonster

    Something tells me RLM’s cash-flow problem might be at an end.

  • castlemonster

    Skittles cut him a product-placement check.

  • Sealth Reinhold

    Hollywood or Mar Vista? πŸ˜‰ I used to live right next to where Max was filming at the end. Small world! Great BOTW.

  • DudeWith GreatAdvice

    Ok, welp… That was pure amazing. I ran around my house, woke my wife up, and made her watch the ending. Max is still pretentious, but I can accept it now. Thanks for the ride!

  • huba-loo huba-ba-bloo*

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That ending is amazing primarily because I’m shocked Maccuu Caucau is still alive.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    A black man according to Google Image search.

  • Cocteau was the cherry on top.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I hope Max paid for the end. cause thats like 5 years of RLM filming budgets.

  • bassbait

    it was worth the wait. Though their discussion of Double Down is about 1/100th the length that I would have gone for. That thing’s a masterpiece of incomprehensibility. Can’t wait to watch Fateful Findings.

  • bassbait

    I stopped attending RLM so that I could fix my sleep schedule. Then this came out, there goes my sleep schedule.

  • Quotidian, Man

    RLM really stepped up their game with that short at the end! Very skillful

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He paid people to bleach his hair and paid Maucau Cau with drugs.

  • I know that feeling.

  • bassbait

    yea maybe they can redistribute the bald into a trendy haircut.

  • Did you find an urban market on Street View?

  • Someone photoshop that shit.

  • One heroine ain’t that expensive.

  • Derek Powers? He made a film about Blight before Batman Beyond even came out?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Thats what I meant. a haircut in Hollwould and enough drugs for Cau. that shits expensive…. and the drugs probably cost a bit too.

  • tOmy`

    Ah, so that’s where everyone is. I was left alone bitching about Hobbit.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    No, but Addiction is.

  • You missed a pretty good episode. Get to watching, you lazy cheerleader!

  • bassbait

    guys, the illusion of BOTW canon has been shattered. 58:58 I can see Max in the corner!!! He didn’t actually board a plane!!!

  • I think it channelled the movie pretty well.

  • Daniel T

    The industrial desk is from Ikea

  • bassbait

    tbh they summed up the feeling of watching Double Down perfectly, but they didn’t go into enough detail explaining how fucking incomprehensible it actually is.

    But I think I was able to follow along better than even Jack. I have a skill for watching these shitty movies.

    Next we just need to see how they comprehend Nukie.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    We spent two days dragging you back to Omi’s house just to make you miss this….
    Worth It.
    just kidding. xoxox

  • Landis: “I don’t know if I’m laughing or screaming.”

    Now you get a small taste of how the rest of the world feels.

  • tOmy`

    Nah, man, have to go to bed, early getting up + skiing. I heard we have a wifi there now, so I’ll be on webzone.com anyway.

    I wanted to finish Hobbit but Goblin Town broke me so much I snap-closed the media player.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Maybe he had insert Hollywood man pay for everything.

  • Not with a tasty blowjobhole, it ain’t.

  • James Earl Jones

    Slow clap.
    Slow. Fucking. Clap.

  • Andrew Biggs

    I love this.

  • James Earl Jones

    And vice-versa.

  • Leo Wolfson

    I think Max Landis wanted to fuck Rich Evans

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Andrew, you changed your last name?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I haven’t seen Double Down, but from the little I’ve seen (this, and the movie’s trailer) I know the apparently constant voiceover kinda make the voiceovers from the Max Payne games feel quaint.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    AAAAAMEN!
    They kept shoving the kids bits in a movie they wanted to feel like Lord of the Rings and it sucked.
    make the kids film or dont! Jackson is the new Lucas.

  • bassbait

    I knew when I watched Double Down “they’re gonna make Rich summarize it”, and I was really hoping for a summary as good as Lethal Ninja (which was one of my favorite moments in BOTW), but Double Down’s “summary” totally topped it.

  • tOmy`

    I would like to believe that even kids have a better taste than that.

  • Max Payne voiceover is pretentious BUT clever at times. Double Down’s is… well.. you just have to witness it.

  • Who wouldn’t wanna fuck Rich? He’s an angel.

  • bassbait

    lots, and LOTS of voice over.

    “I’m so alone……………………………………………. but never lonely”

    you should watch the movie, it’s on youtube complete… “Double Down 2005”.

    Double Down is like a montage trailer for itself. That’s how I’d describe the feeling of watching it.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    we are a numerous clan.

  • Yes. This.

  • Andrew Biggs

    We are one.

  • A clan of Andrews.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    To quote a porno “You’re a sinner”

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    I think I’m starting to understand what Redlettermedia is now.
    On Best of the Worst they’ve had guests ranging from B-movie auteurs to professional special effects artists to comic book artists… and now, finally, their influence extends to Max Landis, screenwriter, Hollywood insider and scion of Hollywood royalty.
    Redlettermedia is penetrating the entertainment industry at every level, forming a group of kindred souls united in their mockery and reverence toward art. Those artists and entertainers featured on Best of the Worst may have chosen different paths and yet Redlettermedia, this underground operation, is the crossroad at which their lives intersect.
    Redlettermedia is not a family.
    It is an alliance.
    And, each day, their powers grow.
    To Hollywood, they are a cancer.
    To us… they are salvation.
    (Comment written by– Len Kabasinski.
    Directed by–Neil Breen.)
    FART BEAM!

  • I am he as you are he as you are me.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Take that ScamJunkies!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    And then they make an MA-15+ cut of the last movie….
    What the actual fuck were they trying to make?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    WB paid RLM to release this today, to cover up the release of the latest BvS:DOJ trailer.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Which one are you in your avatar?

  • Percy Gryce

    Emphasis on the penetrating.

  • Andrew Biggs

    The third one.

  • Andrew Biggs

    You shall not see, only we must be.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    we are Clan Drew’s

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    *Jay jerking off invisible penis gif.*

  • bassbait
  • tOmy`

    Money?

  • There are heroes on both sides?

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    Him in the Cronenberg shirt is surprisingly adorable.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Max Landis is a general and not a comedian like Larry Seinfeld or more like a creepy werido like Jerry Flint. I’m so confused.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    YEP! they are totally 6 Degrees of Baconing their way to Hollywould.
    I predict Gorge Lucas will be the Guest on the ‘The Force Awakens” HitB.

  • castlemonster

    At least they pay him (in beers).

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What about George Lucas? I’ve never heard of Gorge Lucas.

  • …and then after a couple of beers with the creator Mike breaks down and admits that he loves the prequels.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Jerry Seinfeld is the creepy weirdo.
    I hope that cleared that up.

  • castlemonster

    If I were Mike and Jay I’d count the silverware.

  • bassbait

    I watched almost all of the RLM commentaries. I’ve noticed that Jay is much more cynical than Mike when it comes to movies. Mike keeps repeatedly saying “this scene is so fucking awesome” or “remember ? That was so AWESOME”. Mike sounds like a little kid when he watches movies, it’s adorable.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    I’m having trouble keeping up with all of these RLM universes. Is there any overlap between Half in the Bag and Best of the Worst? Does pre-rec exist in the same continuity as the Plinkett reviews?
    Like, seriously, help me out here, folks.

  • Jay is the devil in disguise.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    FUCK!…. my bad.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    THOUSANDS of gifs.

  • James Earl Jones

    You’ve been watching the wrong movies.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You spelled Mai Bahd wrong. She’s the famous middle eastern pornstar.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Rich isnt very good at masturbating….
    but I doubt a man with his sex appeal has ever had to do it for himself.

  • bassbait

    did she play the pregnant lady in Mystics in Bali?

  • Domo

    They shouldn’t need to since they converted to sporks.

    And nobody likes eating with a spork.

    Tune in next week for Pre-Rec!

  • castlemonster

    I just thought they were alcoholic hipsters.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Or… OR…. or Lucas admits he fucking hates the prequels too. He just wanted to make small, experimental movies, but the fucking fans ruined his life. “When are you going to make more Star Wars, George?” The fucking people working at ILM, “When are you going to make more Star Wars, George?” Everytime he agreed to an interview with the media, “When are you going to make more Star Wars, George?” He didn’t give a shit about making the prequels, and that’s why they suck. His heart was not into it.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Yeah…. *sad face.

  • James Earl Jones

    I know everybody cares about this information so I’ll leave it here: How I Saved the President is also known as The Undercover Kid on IMDB.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113345/

    You’re welcome.

  • bassbait

    it’s awesome.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “Put this weiner in your mouth”
    -JJ Abrams to Rich Evans

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Jay likes it when there’s something twisted happening onscreen. Extra points if it’s a movie released or about to be released by Scream Factory.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Half formed joke about Bai Ling… *insert punchline here.

  • TheManHole

    Oh my gawwwwwwwwd Christmas came early!

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    If you told me a few years ago that Jay was the more cynical one, I wouldn’t have believed you.
    In fact, there was that Arnold Schwar… whatever movie, ‘The Last Stand’, that they reviewed and Mike came down on it WAY harder than Jay did. Jay even called him a Grinch.
    Now, it’s pretty much the exact opposite. Jay was labelled a Grinch because he said something negative about “Edge of Tomorrow” and Mike is a lot more willing to say “Ehhh, it’s just a movie. I’m willing to relax and enjoy it.”
    I think the two of them switched personalities somehow.

  • Domo

    Someone further down said the industrial desk was from Ikea.

    His information was much more helpful.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No that’s Mau Coocau

  • James Earl Jones

    And he’ll show up disguised as Rich Evans disguised as George Lucas.

  • bassbait

    I forgot that I need to change my skin. Now I’m Blotted Science’s EP “The Animation of Etymology”. The album is a tech masterpiece, and it’s synced to various “bugs attack people” scenes from movies. Look up “Cretaceous Chasm” for reference. This shit’s as well thought out and creatively demanding as classical music.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Holly Shit! you’re right he hated the demands and tried to burn the franchise to the ground. Then sold it to Disney for the insurance money.

  • bassbait

    I think that Mike sucked some of Jay’s happiness away and has been storing it.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    Will they discuss how spoon straws are best for slushie consumption?
    (I don’t know what Pre-Rec is about.)

  • Domo

    Is it being stored in a magical rock?

    Or a magic beer bottle?

  • James Earl Jones

    You know what else came early? Macau Cauk.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The President Dog kid looks like Carrie Fisher

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0682300/?ref_=tt_cl_t1

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I was just about to add that. He cared so little about the whole thing he sold it to Disney. For like 2 bucks… multiplied by 2 billion.

  • bassbait

    it’s being stored in Mike’s stubble.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    …and the fat.

  • Domo

    To George Lucas, $2 and $2 billion are pretty much the same thing.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    A tin of tuna.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    They’re also that.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    As long as he can sit in a chair, and have his Starbucks, he doesn’t give a rat’s ass about anything.

  • bassbait

    could you imagine if Neil Breen ended up on BOTW? As a guest star.

  • Domo

    I thought at first you said the president dog looks like Carrie Fisher.

    Man, even in California the dogs snort cocaine.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Neil Breen reminds me a lot of Derek Savage so no

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    Can soulless robots be considered “heroes?”
    But… enough about Hollywood execs.
    HEYOOOOOOOOOO!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Make it so (That’s a Star Trek TNG reference).

  • Domo

    It would have to be filmed in the summer time, when everyone gets a bad sun burn.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Mau Caucock and Carrie Fisher did lots of rails together.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    When you’re that rich its hard to tell.
    I worked for some millionaires as a gardener. They didnt understand that if they didnt pay me I couldn’t afford to go to work…
    I used to have to ring them from the ATM all the time.
    Me: “Hi on my way to work but when I went to fill up the car my card wont work…. sorry but did you guys pay me?”
    Them: “oh sorry we couldn’t get to the bank we were just going to give you cash when you get here.”
    Me: “ooookkkkkkaaaaay!?”

  • James Earl Jones

    Well, I’m happy to tell you! It’s an energy field, created by all living things. It surrounds us, it penetrates us, it binds the galaxy together:

    https://www.youtube.com/user/PreRecRLM

  • 22:12 Jay – “OMG, it looks like The Amazing Bulk!”
    22:40 the lab monitor is actually showing the intro to The Amazing Bulk (as seen in BotW episode 9 at 3:36 in).

  • Lol! “Steal scenes” Good one Max. Real Hollywood. We call it outside.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    Okay, but can it be scientifically measured. Can I find some in my bloodstream?

  • Domo

    Yeah, same boat. I had a client who would call me at all hours of the night to clean her dog after a bathroom accident, and just assumed I would do it if I was given enough money. The inconveniencing me and my husband meant nothing to her.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    The Pre-Rec streams are confirmed to be in the same universe as BotW. Rich explained that his ghost possessed his dead body, and that why he was able to be in Pre-Rec despite having died in the recent BotW. Event that was hinted at in the beginning of this BotW episode. There’s some ironclad continuity happening here.

  • I heard that Harrison let her drive his Ford.

  • Palpatine

    That was seriously the funniest thing RLM has done in a long time. Not only that, but my opinion on Max Landis has greatly improved, he actually seems like a pretty cool guy. The Culkin cameo at the end was easily the best part. I hope he’s a guest on the BotW Christmas special.

  • James Earl Jones

    You’ll need a Sensor Excel for Women to do that.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Covered in sticky birdseed and fed to the gulls? Yes.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    If you give me enough money fine I’ll do anything that isnt illegal or against my morality. But If you want me to get up at 4am and do something you better have the money.

  • bassbait

    covered in tuna*

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Cool, RLM hitting the big time. Max reminds me of my friend Scot, it’s almost scary. This is the first time I almost stopped watching BOTW, not because of anything other than the presidents dog movie, that movie was nightmarish..

  • Wizard Phoenix

    To her drug dealer.

  • OH MY GOD!!!!
    Great catch.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Wizard Phoenix

    They’ll have to give him some of Carrie Fisher’s cocaine to bring him to Milwaukee.

  • Michael Collins

    WOW, what an ending!

  • James Earl Jones

    You just got another medal for that.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    This is an episode that I want to watch immediately over again and just… soak it all in. Soak it in like a cleaning-sponge soaks in the loads on the floor of the Manhole.
    I could, of course, probably be doing something a lot more productive right now, but in the immortal words of Jay Bauman, “We’re all wasting our lives.”
    Well-said, sir. Well-said.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I fight giant lizards for fun and even I wouldn’t touch Ms Fisher’s stash.

  • Very nice. Dear J.J., I know you’re reading this. Please make this happen.

  • KonradZell

    That response didn’t last long though because it became apparent pretty quickly that she actually added to the show and could carry her weight.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    I liked the end skit

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The Mad Max Interceptor is a Ford Falcon… there might be rights issues.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    No he’s not gay, he just likes rainbows. I’m sick of the “Oh rainbow because gay” shit

  • It was literally the end to end all endings. I think my clock stopped working.

  • James Earl Jones

    I have to say, with all sincerity, that I’m still in awe.

  • Damn, those lawyers destroy all the best ideas.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Carrie Fisher-My world is royalties and coke.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I can’t wait to see Max Landis as Kylo Ren!

  • Ian St

    Oh shit, you actually did jump the Shark!

    Do it again.

  • Domo

    Thanks for giving Macaulay Culkin work.

    You keep helping where you can, RLM. Wherever you can.

  • Otto T

    The Voices, Great movie.

  • Hey thanks! I’m gonna put it on my cutoff jean jacket next to the others…

  • stryker1121

    He’s actually playing MC Ren in the Straight Outta Compton sequel.

  • James Earl Jones

    I think you mean Rylo Ken.

  • Martin LundstrΓΆm

    The by leaps and bounds best Best of the Worst episode ever. I think it gave me the dumbs and now I can’t brain!?

  • Michael Collins

    I think that was probably the best botw yet, well done to all the panel, and mentions to wizard and Jack also..

  • stryker1121

    Is anyone else like me; seething with impotent anger about Max’s undercut?

  • Wolvy

    If anyone has an old VHS of ‘Pray for the Wildcats’ mail it to BOTW please.

  • Palpatine

    Neil Breen reminds me of Tommy Weiseau: they both pretty much do everything in their films, even though they suck at it; they play characters who no flaws; and they’re both delusional nutballs.

  • Inkall

    I feel more sorry for the peace movement most people can’t tell the difference between the peace flag and the guy one.

  • Luke Taylor

    Hands down the best Best Of The Worst episode yet. I nearly lost consciousness laughing at Max goading Rich Evans during the double down review

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    It wasn’t that good. A fun episode.

  • Inkall

    I like Jessi… Max on the other hand just causes this gut feeling of disgust.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    He has Blue-Balls

  • Bart Crowe

    That was fucking amazing!

  • What do you have those didgeridoos for then?

  • James Earl Jones

    To be fair, the HISTP (…) part was kinda boring (because the movie is bland as fuck), and Max annoyed the heck out of me for a good chunk of the video. But he completely redeemed himself at the end.

  • Inkall

    Pretty much everything about him strikes a nerve for me which is kind of a shame cause some of what he says is kinda interesting under all the pretentious shite.

  • Bubs

    I know we lowly plebes have no right to ask the RLM Gods for favors, but I would be forever grateful if I could just get a supercut of Jack trying to figure out what is happening in “Double Down”. Everytime you guys cut to him, he’s working harder than I’ve ever seen him. His brain was on serious overtime. It was amazing.

  • They certainly stumbled upon a pot of gold this time. I’m hoping for more cross overs in the future*.

    *OF SPAACE

  • SelfHatingJew

    Anyone know if Mike and Jessi are still together? Haven`t seen her for the longest time. Hope she makes a surprise appearance back one of these days.

  • Bubs

    Based on the following evidence:
    No Jessi on-screen in more than a year.
    No Jessi in the credits.
    No Jessi during Max Landis’ visit.
    No Jessi laughter from off-camera.

    I think it’s safe to say we won’t be seeing anymore of her on RLM. Which sucks. #BringBackJessi

  • SelfHatingJew

    #BringBackJessi indeed. Miss her.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    People love talking shit about Jack (sometimes ironically, sometimes… not), but I always appreciate him.
    I hate Pre-Rec, but that has a lot to do with the fact that Jack and Rich are talking about an art form that they don’t have the same kind of intimate knowledge about that Mike and Jay have about film.
    Jack is cool.

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    This episode was a real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time.



    I did, though! And it was great!

  • Bubs

    Oh, I’m not sure if you’re saying this about me specifically, but I didn’t mean to imply that I don’t like Jack. I agree with your comment here 100%. I like Jack and Rich. They are ill-suited for Pre-Rec.

  • Domo

    You could hear her in the last BoTW. Andrew discovered it.

  • Palpatine

    *insert overused comment referencing Poochie from The Simpsons here.*

  • If anyone wants a “Jay needs protein” gif I made one:

    http://i.imgur.com/kAq6hXP.gif

    And the video format if anyone wants it: https://mega.nz/#!pRF0TTjK!3LgRNa3L0BZ2mYnk4OpjyaHboeIfMcSUEALW-goC6Rg

  • stryker1121

    I don’t agree with that. They like playing video games, and that’s all they need to know to host Pre-Rec. I love the feature myself.

  • Maybe she found an instant adoring new boyfriend. Or perhaps her family was rescued by barbarian from the future, and in proper Milwaukee tradition she now belongs to him. Or maybe she was savaged by a snake farmer…

  • I’ll steal it.

  • Bubs

    Good work. But you forgot to put the cock in.

    (That’s what she said.)

  • bassbait

    the problem with pre-rec is the way it’s structured. Too loose, too “anything goes” for any review. They don’t really address certain things that they should be addressing, because they just basically film themselves having a conversation, rather than making an actual “show”. HITB and BOTW are the same way but it’s different with games because there’s a lot more to talk about than there is for movies.

  • Bubs

    Well, that, and a general lack of knowledge of the industry and art form. You see, in the movie industry… eh, you know what? Let’s hate on Pre-Rec some other time. Today is a day for rejoicing in Best of the Worst.

  • Isn’t that was Han Solo said in star wars the star wars?

  • bassbait

    and tuna. Mostly tuna though.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    You can hear Jessi laughing in the background in some of the BotW episodes from this year. So she is around, but not in front of the camera. She must have her reasons.

  • tweakerbelle

    I don’t post here often, but I am a very big fan, and in my own mind, a very discerning one – This is the Best “Best of the Worst” ever. Period. You knocked it out of the park. Fucking Brilliant. Really. Good job.
    Butt….
    Now you’re fucked, because now you need to operate at this level. Also, FUCK YOU. Now I have to track down Double Down. Argh.

  • bassbait
  • bassbait

    also for the record I still hold the Star Wars Holiday Special 2 part episode as the best BOTW video, and possibly the best RLM video of any kind (though the plinkett reviews are all near the top)

  • Hank_Henshaw

    “Yi wang si-i wa ye kan dao. Xin li bian yao la jing bao jin tian zhi. Dao Everyone’s retarded!”

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    No, no, I wasn’t specifically talking about you.
    I just think that Jack gets ragged on too much.

  • Like Icare

    Oh MY GHAAAAD!!!

    Shit… I should be asleep. Ah fuckit…

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Youtube is a shitstorm of stupid comments about how much Jack sucks. Jack is pretty awesome in BotW.

  • bassbait

    I don’t blame her but I do miss her.

  • Palpatine

    Was the picture of Travis Bickle placed next to Max Landis intentional?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Agreed about Max Payne. The voiceovers, and even the dialogues, are intentionally over the top, quite enjoyable.

  • fred

    She does other things with her life.

  • fred

    Video games aren’t a highly sophisticated art form yet. You don’t have to be a game guru to have live streams and simple reviews.

    I like Prerec because they don’t pander to fanboys like Angry Joe. They’re not “video game experts” (whatever that is), but who the fuck cares.

  • SelfHatingJew

    Agreed. Incredible episode. *”We don’t make mistakes. We just have happy accidents.”* RIP Bob.

  • SelfHatingJew

    Lol. Me too.

  • fred

    No.

  • MPJZ

    Holy shit, that ending was amazing. Max was great.

  • I suspect a pregnancy and motherhood as the explanation for her disappearance.

  • SelfHatingJew

    Not bad. Very likely and awesome for Mike and her if it`s true.

  • Freddy Leon

    This is your masterpiece. Bravo.

  • Beckoning Chasm

    So, what’s the going rate to guest on Best of the Worst? I have many, many opinions and am unlikely to be invited, but cash always yells really loudly.

  • bassbait

    it’s not in terms of cash, it’s in terms of how awesome you are. The meter is you must be at least rich awesome before you can go on this show.

  • Percy Gryce

    Gay?

  • Strong_Bow

    Jay was displeased with the high-five offering.

  • DanceOfBirther

    Max really strikes me as more of a Scooby-Dee.

  • Daniel Harrington

    Well that was an experience.

  • Like Icare

    Jay has higher fiver standards.

  • DanceOfBirther

    They have it on DVD!

  • Crixxxx

    Yeaasss! You guys finally discovered Neil Breen.

  • Strong_Bow

    His patience had run thin by that point, I’m sure…

  • Strong_Bow

    I don’t like that Max outed Jay… It was better when it was a mystery

  • fred

    I’m just 12 minutes in, but so far Bad Lieutenant (not the Nic Cage one) is pretty great.

  • Like Icare

    He reminded me of play-pretend “games” me and my friends would play like climbing up and down several jungle gym frames pretending to do actiony stuff.
    Or like pretending that a portable TV is a computer. On a spaceship.
    Tying your jacket around your shoulders, which makes it a cape and you have superpowers.
    Or you find a piece of glass and it is a diamond. From SPACE.
    Imagination logic that works if you are seven or eight.

    Now… Fast forward 40+ years and the child is a grown man who still indulges in such childlike fantasies.
    This, ladies and genitals, is what Walter Mitty would really be like if he were a real person.

  • Jared Lanham

    Wow….great episode guys…and now I like Max Landis..I think? Yes…yes I do.

  • Like Icare

    That’s not exactly the same boat, but they are docked practically side by side in the same marina.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Do you need to ask that?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Thank you, animu

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Neil Breen also looks like Derek Savage of Cool Cat infamy, who is another Wiseau like person.

  • Asinus

    I’ve never been so viscerally caught up in one of these before. It was like being at a shout-out with my friends. This episode was definitely wonderfully off the rails.

  • bassbait

    BOTWs have doubled in length over the years. Does this mean we’re going to end up with feature length BOTWs?

  • fred

    Now I’m 30 minutes in and it’s a fucking masterpiece.

  • bassbait

    as good as Double Down?

  • That got real heavy at the end, especially because my name is Macaulay!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Macoaoco cau

  • naah

    best of the max landis trilogy

  • Exactly. Most people can’t pronounce it.

  • Fred Fredd

    Great episode… Now I’m going to be waiting for a BOTW with Fateful Findings.

  • eeeh

    My suspension of disbelief was broken when Rich said that he went to hell. As he is the most divine being on the internet, I found this hard to accept.

  • bassbait

    I can’t believe they didn’t talk about the credits to Double Down – “caterer – Neil Breen… Lighting – NONE, make-up – NONE”

    That was great.

  • bassbait

    “early bird gets the worm in their ass” oh mike…

  • VanDerSm00th

    Weeks pass by and we start to wonder “should I really be checking this website everyday for a new video?” But then Rich explains what happens in Double Down and you remember what “laughing ’til your stomach hurts” feels like.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    God wasn’t going to risk Rich taking over Heaven. Rich Evans is like Genesis (for those that’ve read Preacher), God is afraid of him. In fact, I’m positive that when Jesse Custer uses Genesis speech, it sounds just like Rich Evans laugh, which is why he can force people to do what ever he wants them to do.

  • Nightmeerkat

    This was one of the best BOTWs as of yet!

    Now we just have to get Max Landis, Len Kabasinski, and Matt Hannon on all at the same time.

  • And McCreepy Cool-Kid!

  • VanDerSm00th

    Wow

  • Joe

    Wow I never thought I’d get a post in the first 10,000 comments. This must have just been uploaded.

  • bassbait

    Max made an “illuminati confirmed” joke… I thought he wasn’t 12 anymore?

  • bassbait

    Max talks about the ending of 2001… is he wearing a costume? Did he come to Wisconsin dressed as the ending of 2001?

  • Pim Scutney

    Jesus Christ, bravo to Rich and Max, bra-fucking-vo. That summary of Double Down was a descent into madness in the most wonderful way possible.

    But I still have to ask: DO WE SEE HIS BALL SACK?!?

  • Already had high expectations because they hit it off with Max on HitB and knew Double Down was going to be on. Not only did they find a new BotW, they made the best BotW yet.

  • Joe Syxpac

    I wish the ending was 8 hours long.

    Maybe if I play it in slow mo.

  • Joe Syxpac

    “It’s the best ball sack ever!”

    –Rich Evans

  • Joe Syxpac

    Eventually they’re just gonna show the entire film of them watching the movies plus an hour of discussion on each one afterward.

  • Joe Syxpac

    It wasn’t much help really.

    Mac did it for two cans of tuna and a broken laptop.

  • marko112kg

    He kept doubling down.

  • marko112kg

    Max Landis is surprasingly likeable.

  • RedLetterMediumsDotCorn

    Oh haaai Palpy! How’s your sex life?

  • RedLetterMediumsDotCorn

    I’d stoke Mike’s love-saw…

  • Mr_Show

    Yay!

  • bassbait

    ripping hairs off of my eyebrows is a pain. So I’m watching BOTW so that someone can share my pain.

  • Alexandria Sanders

    that was the greatest ever. just like max, was crying from laughter. faithful findings is also just as terrible

  • Showbiz Pizza Bear

    You may have escaped hell, Rich, but you can’t escape me…..

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  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    you sick bastard! leave Rich alone!

  • Frank Lovejoy

    … confirmed for Jay?

  • Maybe they should let Peter Jackson direct next time.

  • Joe Matthews

    Nice try, Niel Breen! We all know you just want money for more laptops!

  • Joe Matthews

    Great, great episode. Max is fucking kooky, but in a good way. Loved the whole ending sequence, very well directed and also MA CAU CAU

  • Can’t you share Rich with the nice bear?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Tapeworms do that.

  • Joe Syxpac

    He would have stretched it out between 3 BotW though.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I didnt. If anyone could casually walk out of hell with his original body its Rich. Satan begged him to stay, it got kinda sad how desperate he was.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The brutal but brilliant Harvey Keitel one?
    A difficult but rewarding watch.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Part 1 was way better.
    sooooooo many 9/11 jokes.

  • Uncle Dan

    Might be one of the best episodes, basically because Neil Breen is the new Len Kabasinski. I hope they get him on the show!

  • Frank Lovejoy

    Why are Victoria Jackson’s political views “horrible”? I don’t recall her flying to a place that just suffered a massive terror attack, reading boilerplate written a few days before about how “only America” suffers mass shootings, then claiming that “climate change” was the biggest problem facing the world, then ridiculing Americans for not wanting to import Muslim terrorists and saying America is safe from ISIS right before another attack.

    I also don’t recall her spending the day of a massive terrorist attack saying horrible things about conservatives, blaming the NRA, insisting on some phantom ‘gun control’ solution, and ridiculing Christians for praying for victims.

    The scale for “horrible” in this country is asinine. “Says things that sound flowery and nice and destroys the world” is fine and dandy, but says things that sound mean but might just be true and/or necessary is “horrible”.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Smoking hash.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I want to see that movie!

  • bassbait

    Her political views are rooted in the bible. That is truly horrible.

    Also are you denying that climate change is the biggest problem facing the world? Are you aware of the holocene extinction?

  • LukasH

    Amen.

    Am I doing this right?

  • bassbait

    Nah. Part 2 gave me my favorite RLM moment –

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW4m0oYK0WQ&t=20m42s

  • bassbait

    Needs more aimless ranting about ISIS muslim 9/11 climate change evolution sasquatch bible libtard machine gun 2nd amendment free speech gay agenda doomsday apocalypse god jesus hamburger

  • Garland

    Right on!

  • LukasH

    Yeeehaw!

  • bassbait

    those goddamn people that are different from me. Why can’t they be more undifferent from me??

  • Garland

    lol “an art form”

  • LukasH

    Well, they really should just shut up.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You need more money to put anthrax in lakes?

  • tOmy`

    So just when I have to leave for a weekend, you all decide to love Max Landis and “the best” episode of BotW?

    Fine, have it your way. Can’t wait for Pre-Rec.

  • Max Landis is a tool and if you ever have him on an RLM production again, I will never donate any more money to you guys (So far I’ve give $2.01 of my mom’s hard earned cash).

  • LukasH

    I hate Max now, just cause

  • bassbait

    Pre-Rec is the spork of RLM

  • bassbait

    Pre-Spork

  • tOmy`

    Fuck his hair indeed.

  • Didn’t you die face down in a swimming pool?

  • LukasH

    Like, could he stop whining? Yeesh. Have a nice weekend, dude.

  • tOmy`

    I’ll hit you all up in the evening. I shall use this video to alleviate the excruciating pain of doing jack shit for the whole year followed by thinking I am 16 again.

  • Max Landis: a small amount of disconnect but I still like him. If something is new and different you are of course going to hear about it! But! Good job with the Episode. Wish Max and RLM the very best.

    #Stoklasa2016

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU BASTARD!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Jack and Rich should do it for the next pre-rec.

  • VvdD

    You can say what you want about Max, but he did pull some strings to make that ending memorable. The real Ma Cau Cau? That’s some awesome shit right there. Also love little details like his production values being considerably higher than RLM because he does it Hollywood style.

  • VvdD

    He seems to try a little to hard to emphasis how much they “bonded” and how amazing he thinks they are together, but I think RLM obviously edited it that way because it is also funny. All in all I don’t think he had more disconnect than any other guest star, so ultimately it’s a moot point.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    he cant handle his booze like the seasoned RLM alcoholics. he was shit faced.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Skis or Board?
    and if you dislocate your knee you can join our Snow fucked up my knee club.
    Its a large club with many members.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Is that what he uses for a styling agent, cum?

  • Freddie Williams III is my all time favorite and he works well.

    #StoklasaReform2016

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The best cheerleaders are all over 18…. for legal reasons.

  • VvdD

    Some are better than others, I just meant that Max doesn’t feel considerably more awkward than the average guest. Freddie Williams worked really well I agree. And with him they also let him inject some of his skills into the video. I like that, reminds you that all of these guys are actually professionals in their own way.

  • Joe

    I don’t dislike Max enough to post saying I disliked him. He does seem nice enough even if some things about him are un-humble, but he did seem like a real fan who really enjoyed being there.

  • I agree. Except when you said professional.

    #bwhahah

  • bassbait

    I just watched a couple of YMS videos, and idk. I feel like his style is a bit derivative of Jontron and Plinkett (though maybe YMS did that style before Jontron idk). Makes it kind of hard to watch his shit when I’m thinking about how much I want to be watching Plinkett instead.

    And for the record I’m not saying that two different people can’t do in-depth negative reviews, but I feel like YMS is consciously aware of Plinkett’s style and that’s what’s bothering me. If you’re gonna do reviews, do it in your own way, don’t mimic some other person’s style/format/whatever.

    A lot of people rip Nostalgia Critic’s style too which especially annoys me because I can’t stand NC’s style (even though I’ve liked plenty of NC videos, it’s often despite his style and not because of it)

    Idk, I’m a cynic. YMS isn’t bad or anything.

  • LoveSW_Prequels

    “idiot narcissism” was a great description. A lot of the best stuff comes from that source.

  • VvdD

    I meant professional as in , “I make money with what I do” not “I am good at what I do”. Otherwise I would have used the word “experts”.

  • Joe

    I am confused about one thing: Does Macow-cow just have half-naked women around him all the time? Did they hire some women just for this bit? In Hollywood are there just always half naked women dancing around?

  • YMS has said he was inspired by RLM.

  • playdude92 .

    I canΒ΄t take all this energy its too much IΒ΄m low energy best ending evaaaaa

  • Experts? That’s even more funny. I laughed so hard that I ran out of saliva… and hey I’m Boss Nass!

  • disqus_fnwCMQDX7u

    max is too much of a tryhard and too high energy.. seems at least 5 years younger than he is. i’m guessing that like me like me attitude is a hollywood thing, though. i feel ok about him by now in a sympathetic kind of way though…

  • bassbait

    the thing I watched was from 2011. He’s probably improved his style then but I caught a glimpse of something more recent and it had too much of Jontron’s style for me. I personally can’t stand Jontron, because his “reviews” are nothing more than editing things fast while screaming, and then making bad jokes and nudging the audience like he knows it isn’t funny, and that’s why it’s funny… or something? It’s like if Michael Bay did reviews.

    For the record I do like reviewers other than Plinkett. Most of them aren’t movie reviewers though. Mark Kermode is great but he’s an actual professional critic.

  • Let’s talk about mr Stoklasas problem… alcoholism is not a laughing matter. Remember when he wanted to drive the car and Rich had to stop him? That poor man, does not anyone notice?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The answer to all of your questions is yes.

  • bassbait

    It’s been 3 years since the last Plinkett review πŸ™

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Its where I get all my comments.

  • Frank Lovejoy

    I’m not religious so I’m not touching your Bible snark, except to say that your bigotry is ironic. I know it’s common to applaud people pissing all over Christians (it’s virtue signalling to other faux-rebels who are too scared to confront really dangerous religious sects). But people whose views are rooted in the Bible (and the Talmud) gave you most of modern society, you ungrateful jackass. When narcissistic atheists build history’s most powerful and benevolent country, then you can gloat.

    And you are aware that all systems experience variability, correct? That just as nature never builds in straight lines, it never continues to exist in some ‘perfect state’, suspiciously defined by your lifespan? Even if – and this is a big stretch given the massive setbacks the cult has taken in the past ten years – we grant that human activity is ‘changing the climate’, so what? Should we all crawl in a hole and die? Are you even aware that there are _zero_ practical solutions to this imaginary problem, just fear-mongering and money-raising? Do you understand cost/benefit analysis?

    And is a theoretical temperature increase of 0.2 Celsius over 100 years a bigger concern than the Islamic crazies trying to conquer the world?

    Everyone keeps telling the world that “the right” is crazy. The left has directly destabilized three additional Middle East countries (and thus the entire Middle East), empowered Russia, saddled us with tons of new debt, further broken our already horrible healthcare system, and countless other sins. But more offensively we are constantly lectured how this isn’t their fault, it’s our fault for being too stupid to understand the nuance of their brilliant methods. We should just keep living our permanent adolescence, pretending that Twitter solves world problems and laughing at jokes that haven’t changed since 2005 and believing deep down we’re “fighting the system” … by angrily defending every stupid thing they do.

  • bassbait

    Are you aware that this is *really* not the place to be getting into large political arguments? Not only because that’s not what this website is about in any capacity, but also because nobody cares, especially not me, but even more especially not RLM themselves. You brought up politics for no good reason and you’re just coming across as a crazy person right now.

    Learn to take a joke, pal.

  • Frank Lovejoy

    Funny, I was just editing the comment to address the inevitable person who would say I’m “bringing up politics”: I didn’t bring it up. I’m reacting.

    Different things are important to different people. You argue about Star Wars, I’ll get pissed when people pointlessly engage in the tiresomely omnipresent cultural shaming of people with better ideas than them.

  • Time for them to re-release them Plinkett reviews in new shiny Special Needs Editions. So, they can finally add that CGI Imperal Walker they always meant to have in the background when Plinkett’s sperm shoots thru the TV.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Frankly Americans need to be ridiculed more.

  • Hey, George, fuck you.

  • Frank Lovejoy

    Needs more meme-quoting empty-headed sarcasm-in-place-of-actual-thinking snark.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    You have to take the cock out out of you mouth first. but not bad.

  • bassbait

    who brought it up? Reacting to what? They mentioned Victoria Jackson sure but I don’t remember them mentioning her political views at all in the episode. It sounds like you were “reacting” to nothing.

    I think you fancy yourself as smarter than you actually are. Maybe learn a little about the importance of setting when it comes to where you want to expel your political views.

    Or, as you would put it, respect the webzone “you ungrateful jackass”

  • bassbait

    ikr? Except Neil Breen of course.

  • Frank Lovejoy

    Yeah. Looking at the world picture, that’s what’s most lacking: hating our own culture more openly.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    clearly.

  • Frank Lovejoy

    Why would I discuss anything with a person who watched a whole video and missed the event to which I’m referring, but then leapt to opine about the subject of which they admitted to know nothing?

  • LukasH

    There’s a plenty of places that would agree with your point of view, feel free to not consume entertainment that sooooo enrages you.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    ^Tru-Dat^

  • Frank Lovejoy

    Should that make me feel better – that I can find crazy right-wing sites that tell me shit about left-wingers all day?

    Clearly the problem here is me. I would love to just watch something and either not have politics come into it, or have the people doing it have the courtesy to try to balance their political comments. One might even say that would be a sign of a healthy polity.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    NEVER! I love being angry. oh, your not talking to me…
    you you tapewormbike!

  • bassbait

    Why would you watch an hour long video and ONLY focus on that one throwaway joke? Do you know lessons of life? Don’t don’t about stuff you don’t like.

  • Frank Lovejoy

    Coexist!

  • LukasH

    Friend, you can have your opinions, but going on rage rants never helps anyone. I should know.

  • Frank Lovejoy

    You kidding? I have ten posts about Max’s hair, they’re just in moderation.

  • Frank Lovejoy

    Meh. Sometimes you just need to vent. I’d like to think that if people just say what bothers them, but aren’t assholes about it, the world can change for the better. That’s why I now tell 10% fewer Canadian jokes.

  • Intheknow

    Every plinket review will now include 30 minutes of never before seen remastered Jawa-Ewok puppet orgy footage, set to an epic score from the cartoon alien band at jabba’s palace; as Mike originally intended! Also, thanks to the incredible power of modern cgi tecnology and state of the art scene wiping technology invented specifically for lucas films, Plinket will now be replaced with an animated character capable of jumping and fighting sith!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Check out his lifelike goiter and other old people diseases!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • bassbait

    what is it with ricks?

  • bassbait

    The libs aren’t destroying America, it’s Neil Breen, with his tuna cans and satellite TV subscriptions.

  • I don’t like the agressive or should I say oppressive branch of any wing politics nor any partys politics. I think that there can be a fair share of ridicule in form of satire to promote thought. I think Victoria falls victim to the horrible outcome of ridicule as a form of smearing to silence opposition. And if I were a muslim or gay I would not just find what she says offensive (witch in my mind is OK because everyone gets offended everyday by someone) but also oppressive. What she has in mind is a theocracy and I would not if I were a christian go there because sooner or later there would be blasphemy laws, there would be a fornication watch and mandatory prayer would be a part of social life. I think she has a lot of respectful views. She goes to far in many places and I can only identify that as a alarmist rallying cause to the christian values. But what she clearly has in mind is a form of religious slavery to the Christian God, or else . I don’t find many of my Christian friends liking who she is or what she stands for.

    I don’t mind her that much and what she says but I am afraid of the outcome of a Christian nation. And I am amazed of christians who buy into this tyranny. We have tried it before and it has resulted in bloodshed and violence in the name of God. Who would want that in their Gods resume?

  • Frank Lovejoy

    Have you noticed how dispirited they’ve seemed in their recent current movie reviews?

    And can you blame them? You can watch the new movie about moody lesbians (and hey, whatever, but can it be a story about lesbians who rob banks or lesbians on a space mission, rather than just being sad Oscar bait?) or the latest installment of the current chapter of this year’s teen fiction flash in the pan, or the latest Happy Madison abomination …

    I wish they’d update more frequently, but as far as reviews go, there’s only so many times you can say “this sucks”.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    That rhymes… like poetry.

  • bassbait

    you mean HitB? Because I thought the idea there was they were saving episode 100 to be the new Star Wars movie, so they are reviewing less movies until that comes out. Plus it’s winter, movies suck at this time of year.

  • bassbait

    it’s so dense.

  • Frank Lovejoy

    Sure, HitB, but also what would a new Plinkett be about? But I’m still baffled by the pattern of Star Wars, Star Trek, and Cop Dog, so who knows.

    (I actually expect the new Plinkett review to be Star Wars)

  • LukasH

    No, YOU have to take a pic with a llama for my amusement, first

  • bassbait

    I think it should be the matrix sequels. Watching RLM’s commentaries for movies I’ve started to notice a bit more about Mike’s movie watching personality and I would imagine he would have been a big fan of The Matrix, or at least a decent fan, and so the sequels would be an obvious contender if that were the case.

  • Frank Lovejoy

    That would be interesting. The only argument I would make is that I can’t recall anyone ever making a Matrix reference, but I could have missed it.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I told you I only have Alpacas!

  • bassbait

    the Phantom Menace review he mentions Neo as a positive example of a protagonist. The sequels are ripe, because there’s a lot to say, they’re old enough now where the hype has died down and he has a chance to evaluate them with proper context, and he seems to have affection for the first film, so he could have personal issues with the sequels. Ideally, another option could be Terminator 3, which I’m pretty sure he said was pure crap, but idk if that’s really worth making a long video complaining about.

  • LukasH

    That’s a llama! That’s three lammas!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    My bad, I do have a photo of a two lamas.
    but someone ran away and knocked the camera.

    https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-FMBRc8aeyws/VmFpggh4T6I/AAAAAAAAB9w/QRCnZoctZtU/w985-h553-no/2013-01-12_12-05-47_913.jpg

  • bassbait

    is llamaphobia?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    We need to diminish the effects of all this meming.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    They are huge. fear of things that big is normal at 3.

  • Frank Lovejoy

    The Lord of the Rings fits the same pattern. The first one set up an interesting world and had tension and fear and showed that actions had consequences … and the sequels entirely threw that away in favor of Legolas surfing down the stairs on his shield.

    That’s two series that could keep them busy for a year. Get cracking, Mike! Forget that Space Cop stuff.

  • bassbait

    this is borderline experimental.

  • LukasH

    Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

  • LukasH

    See you soon, gotta argue right and pack at the last moment

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    you’re running away?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Stop messing with my brain medicine.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I just got that. my bad.

  • LukasH

    A llama akbar!

  • LukasH

    No snow for that.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    So he is just getting drunk in the mountains. That still sounds fun.

  • LukasH

    Gots to move. Fuck this.

  • bassbait

    baby jesus is an asshole!

  • bassbait

    I’m about to watch Plinkett’s New Hope commentary. Wish me fuck.

  • Joe

    At first I wondered why Max had to do such an elaborate secret knock to gain entrance, but then I remembered how uptight Macaulay Culkin is about home security.

  • bassbait

    *sigh* it’s not gonna work. The copy I have is in Italian. Also it doesn’t work in my player.

    I have the actual VHS copy of Star Wars why can’t I just use that!!! Damn you plinkett and your DVD access.

  • Domo

    I don’t think he got your joke. I thought it was cute.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Tru Dat.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Tell us about it later at Omis house.

  • bassbait

    Catherine Zeta Jones is making me consider watching that shitty flop version of Titanic that Plinkett brought up in his Titanic review.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I have the Remastered but not special edition original trilogy in widescreen VHS.
    they are hidden in a deep bunker behind many traps. Do your worst George Lucas.

  • bassbait

    My entire VHS collection right now is the OT, Army of Darkness, 2001, and Nukie.

    I used to have a shit ton of Godzilla movies, Terminator 1 and 2, Alien and Aliens, Predator, Hellraiser, all sorts of good shit. Then my dad decided DVDs were the new way and threw all of our VHS tapes out. Only ones worth noting that we kept were Star Wars, ROTJ, and A New Hope *special edition* on VHS. My dad threw out Empire. Then my brother in law gave me his copies of the OT so I’m set.

    I don’t think I’d seen a single special edition Star Wars movie in it’s entirety until I watched ROTJ with RLM commentary. I’ve always just known the series as being CGI free and better for it.

    But here I go, tracking down special edition versions of Star Wars so I can watch Plinkett rip on them.

  • Evertale

    I checked in, my B-sense tingling with an anticipation of something then unknown:

    JAY! Oh… I mean JOY! Best of the Worst!

  • ElectricPrism

    I was concerned when I saw Max on the show, but seeing him smashed and having his ego torn up a bit hes much more entertaining now.

  • I’m_Your_White_Knight

    Just so we’re clear, you believe that Victoria Jackson’s political views – that all Americans, regardless of beliefs or heritage, should be forcibly converted to, and forced to practice, and extreme variant of evangelical christianity – are worthy of respect and thoughtful consideration?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    OMG YOUR ALIVE!
    I owe Domo $5

  • Inkall

    You fools you don’t understand. The Landis family has made its living by raising and supporting the Macau-cau demon. One day their hubris will be the downfall of us all when the demon breaks free of their shackles and brings ruiniation to the world!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I cant find the Patrick Stewart stand up show online. but fucking some one find it!
    It needs to be shown.

  • Milton Dammers

    Holy shit guys. I think you gave Macauly Culkin his defining role.

  • It is written in the pages of the dark book that the Chud of Faddle shall rise from his ancient sleep when Max Landis appears on BotW, and bring a plague of graphics image formats upon the Earth.

    WHO HATH AWAKENED ME FROM MY SLUMBER

  • He did stand up?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Yes, And is SEXY.

  • Lucid Flux

    He’s just happy to be working…

  • Alex

    More stuff with Max Landis, please. This was the most entertaining BOTW in ages.

  • When? In the 80s?

  • Domo

    Now, especially when he cuddles up with Ian Mckellen.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Faddle is here! I owe you $5.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Always.

  • Your comments needs to be erasured.

  • There’s more than just some bourgeois bumfundlery going on between these two gentlemen.

  • bassbait

    Jabba looks fucking awful in A New Hope on blu-ray.

  • Crack stones will break my bones
    But speed will never harm me.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    NEVER!

  • playdude92 .

    I guess Macauly Culkin discovered a preferalbe living arrangement to being home, alone.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Stop talking about me and…. Oh, right.

  • Always, I wanna delete you
    And let the hate flow thru you
    And live in fraudery, fraudery oh fuck

    (Repeat chorus)

  • *gasp* You’re having an affair behind my back and not with my back? How dare you!?!

  • Joe Syxpac

    Moody lesbians?

    Oh, you mean the new Ghostbusters?

  • James Earl Jones
  • Like Icare

    You know… One day that shit will be legal.
    And there will be a brands called “Carrie Fisher’s Pickup” and “Princess Powder”.
    Now is a good time to get that them registered as trademarks.

    #inB4itsLegaL

  • Like Icare

    Tuna IS full of protein…

  • Joe Syxpac

    Max has to go back to Hollywood and make American Ultra 2.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Yeah, I’d def pay good money to see him in that role.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Fucking fuckety fuck! Klater, veritas,Necktie!?

    Who can read this shit!?

    https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-H27HBAX9jmU/VmGMMbNd4KI/AAAAAAAAB_M/A3vLxIO1Vkc/w737-h553-no/DSC_0524.jpg

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Chorus: Deutschland, Deutschland, Uber Alles.

  • Is that a page from the Necronomicon? Andrew, are you trying to summon demons from hell again? You remember how messed up the comments got when you did that last time?

  • At least he has some strippers now to keep him company.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Sorry to spazz all over you with undead jokes, but we missed you.

  • Percy Gryce

    Joke?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Thats my handwriting. cant you read!
    (I may have made a Necronomicon….)

    https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-R8PoewwmMMc/VmGL2UPdQdI/AAAAAAAAB-w/Sr1zy78EgBQ/w737-h553-no/DSC_0525.jpg

  • Oooh, lovely handcraftian lovecraftian! Didn’t know you were such a big sucker of Cthulhu’s tentacles.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • That’s so cool. Did you use it for a movie?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    It was for the Zombie movie that never got finished.
    But we blew up a bunch of shit so I call it a win.

  • Who played Ash?

  • Domo

    Oh, Percy.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Where is the lizard? *disappointed*

  • shuura84

    At 7:04 you guys seem scared around Max.
    You laugh at his bad jokes.

  • Yes. Zeez.

  • LukasH

    I’m sorry, I heard something about gay, is this the place to get it?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I come out with a 65mm cannon and casually sling a .45 Tommy gun onto my shoulder, Billy is corpsing and Dylan is off his head but alert… because he was off his head.
    Good times.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    SHHHHH. dont insult the money!

  • LukasH

    If you pay attention, at 13:54 – 13:58, Jay is silently mouthing “h..e..l..p” to the camera

  • You crazy stoned nerds sure crafted some lovely shots!

  • LukasH

    Sweet.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Thank you. I pissed about $2,000US
    up the wall on all of it.
    but the splosions were worth it. I would have done all of it without a camera just for fun.

  • But Andrew why didn’t you sit back in a chair with your coffee and let some CGI wizz kids do the work you?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Because I would rather gut the first CGI wizard and make a castle from his bones…. then tell the next guy that he will join the castle of bones if he cant integrate the first guys bones seamlessly,

  • *starts stopwatch* FIFTY NINE MINUTES!!!

  • Domo

    It is it?

  • So fab!

  • James Earl Jones

    And tuna cans!

  • Bread Mustache

    I think the Giant Bomb guys are the closest thing to the RLM equivalent for videogames. They’re super knowledgeable about games themselves as well as the industry, and thus call out dumb bullshit in the funniest ways. Just listen to their weekly Bombcast if that’s what you’re looking for.

  • Crixxxx

    Watch Neil Breen’s masterful follow up to Double Down, Fateful Findings, here:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyOjwZo6QhU

  • Kenshiroh

    Wasn’t this mentioned in the credits of this BotW episode?

  • Kenshiroh

    I was thinking the same thing!
    http://dcau.wikia.com/wiki/Derek_Powers

  • Kenshiroh

    That wasn’t the only time Victoria Jackson played a cat. She also played Garfield’s girlfriend in Garfield and Friends.
    http://garfield.wikia.com/wiki/Penelope_Pussycat

  • TheJackFromTitanic

    I had to login and comment in the middle of viewing this because this is the absolute best episode of BOTW! I fucking lost it at the sucking on a hose part

  • How do you comment while viewing videos? That’s impossibru!

  • TheJackFromTitanic

    I have two computers, one for RLM, one for 24/7 porn. Had to pause the porn.

  • Klint

    The movies reviewed were so amusingly terrible I didn’t even mind that Landis creep!

    (He won’t be making more appearances, will he?)

  • Bread Mustache

    Or just take your fucking camera outside every once in a while.

  • LukasH

    A hero we don’t deserve.

  • maddog

    it’s not impossibru its just improbabru

  • maddog

    he still talks….. a lot

  • Cat Stevens

    Haven’t watched this or the other Max Landis thing yet so its arbitrary but I get a sinking sad feeling like a some guy I don’t trust is taking my mom on a date.

  • maddog

    My feelings exactly

  • Strong_Bow

    I don’t think Jay was too comfortable with him.

  • why_wolf

    That was awesome, I couldn’t breath while Rich tried to explain Double Down.

  • tOmy`

    I still didn’t watch this but I would like to ask how many people were already triggered by the obvious rainbow frame, called everyone sellout and unsubscribed?

  • Palpatine

    Ma Cau Cau for the next BotW!!!

  • tOmy`

    Freestyle skis. I ain’t no basic bitch.

  • Palpatine

    Max was cool in this episode.

  • tOmy`

    Suck up.

  • Palpatine

    I know.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    Two people sitting in a room. Shot / reverse shot. That’s how it’s done. RLM is years ahead of Hollywood in their technique…

    is what George Lucas would say if he wrote this comment.

  • Witty Moniker

    But fucking

  • LukasH

    Well cut my legs and call me shorty. I really thought there was no snow to properly ski.

  • why_wolf

    That was my thought. He seems to be trying way to hard which makes him annoying. But when he stops doing that he becomes much more likable. Contrasting the beginning bit and how he acts later. He becomes much more bearable.

  • tOmy`

    Well, it was nothing to write about – artificial snow and half of the ski lift closed, so it was pretty short. But the bonus was there were like 4 people including me on the hill (for like 30 minutes, I was actually the only one), so it was pretty great

  • LukasH

    I love skiing, damn shame I haven’t done it for so long. Long ago when we had the highschool ski-trip, I kind of fell out of rhytm with the rest of the group in going down and up and spent hours on the hill. I then checked my watch and looked around – realizing that everyone else, the teachers and my “friends” included, left two hours ago. I went back and it was like a scene from a bad fantasy movie, the way I strolled into the dining room of the place we were staying at in full gear. Only it was to go tell my roommates to go fuck themselves and to hear my teacher slurp his soup and say “I mean, it’s good we didn’t realize, the weather is getting bad, it’d been a hassle looking for you”

  • Mr Frostback

    That was the best BotW … since ever. I actually sat through the whole thing.. which I don’t often do for BotW.

    Landis is actually a very good guest for you guys.

    And the end scene….

    Majestic.

  • Gjesperen

    Here is an idea for the next “Best of the Worst”. How about doing Turkish Star Wars?

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    The Blue Danube waltz, famously used in “2001: A Space Odyssey”, plays in the background during their discussion of “Double Down”. And the ending sequence feels similar to the cult’s ritual in “Eyes Wide Shut”. I believe RLM has created their “Best of the Worst” masterpiece.

  • LukasH

    That’s a new one.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    go check the exile you bum

  • Palpatine

    They should also talk about The Room.

  • Strong_Bow

    Jack doesn’t get on your nerves, just as long as Maxie’s on set.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Rich timing his farts to scenes in the movie, genius.

  • Vinnie Guataloochie

    Gust star J.P. from “Grandma’s Boy”!

  • Palpatine

    Jack never gets on my nerves on BotW. Pre-Rec on the other hand.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    I think Max Landis wanted to fuck Max Landis.

  • Palpatine

    I’m just kidding, I don’t even watch Pre-Rec.

  • Strong_Bow

    Well, yes….. I was going to say, I didn’t think you would do that to yourself.

  • RLMkeepitup

    oh well then you don’t know Jack

  • Strong_Bow

    ^Jack-o-phile

  • Strong_Bow

    I would love to see that. Double Down looks intriguing; definitely no Room though.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Shit now we have to cast Neil Breen. I was thinking Tim Allen. Any other suggestions?

  • Palpatine

    Are we really still doing this?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Yes. It might summon Sully.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Maxie Pads?

  • Palpatine

    Should we also cast Ma Cau Cau?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Mau Cucoack should be played by Tom Green Beer because he’s all washed up.

  • RLMkeepitup

    48:55 Maxus spits landis on my Richus

  • RLMkeepitup

    cast based on ball sack shape and love for tuna

  • tOmy`

    I know I might not be the first one to call this, but hey:

    Cop Dog 2: Cop Dog Meets Freud

  • Strong_Bow

    Did you see that clear liquid coming from his eyes around the 50:00 mark; very odd….

  • tOmy`

    Max can play Billy, the metrosexual haircut kid, all grown up.

  • RLMkeepitup
  • LukasH

    But everyone else has done it to death, so I don’t think BotW is the place for it. I’d love a commentary though.

  • Percy Gryce

    Oh, Percy.

    That sound be the title of a new comedy web series starting next year . . . on Blip.

    Ohhhhh . . . .

  • WrongWithYourFace

    And someone should finally translate the SOS box! I may have taken the joke off on a tangent here. (See, what an original take I did on “I may have gone too far in a few places”)

  • LukasH

    You know what I really don’t like about the Prequels? Jar Jar Binks.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Hollywood may be the true film capital of the world, but you know what they don’t have that Milwaukee has?

    Rich Evans.

    edit: I guess they do have Rich Evans in a way. He belongs to the world.

    edit 2: It’s the other way around. Rich Evans owns the world… the universe and who knows what else.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    An R5-D4 toy.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Hmph… Porn or BoTW? Who am I kidding, Rich Evans is porn! 42 inch, HD Rich Evans PoTWrn, here I cum!

  • 2.7 on IMDb. That’s a shame. IT DESERVES AT LEAST A 2.8

  • Amontillado

    Just find a manhole you two…

  • Amontillado

    Gillian, McCauCau, and Max Landis – this is the season to be jolly. RLM keep shining bright you crazy bastards and may a choir of hackfrauds sing your glory!

  • Amontillado

    You know this is a Christmas miracle when the Commentariot can go from wanting to shame Max Landis in HITB to lauding him into BotW. The RLM crew has us by the balls…in a manhole.

  • tOmy`

    Max, ditch movie making – videoclips for Die Antwoord are the obvious next step here.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He has 7 biological bombs in 7 major cities
    http://i.imgur.com/WztYPXY.png

  • Amontillado

    Milwaukee is becoming the mecca for film making. Each year, would-be directors, actors, and writers make their hajj to Milwaukee to receive the blessing of Rich Evans, and the founding patron saints Mike and Jay, with the Apostles of Jack, Wizard, Jessie, and the Fiancee Karen.

    It is observed that to be belched on and yelled at by Mike, is as close to God as a mere mortal can get. That and to hear the laughter of Rich Evans – which causes puppies to be born everytime Rich laughs.

  • Mark Bisone

    So glad you guys got so much joy from “Double Down.” I had a blast watching that one in the executive lounge with creamy maggots, Frances Buxton, et al. It was also fun trying to to trace Neil Breen’s lineage. I can’t quite recall, but I think we decided that David Brenner fucked Larry Shandling in the 70’s, and the offspring was secretly raised by David Duchovny in northern Wyoming.

    As for Landis, I thought he did just fine. I better not hear any bullshit about him; everyone here would be squealing like a stuck pig if they were seated next to Rich Evans for a BotW screening.

  • Amontillado

    I’m surprised that Mike nor Rich made a Star Trek joke about Breen:http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Breen.

    I mean, it’s all too easy. BOOM BABY TWO REFERENCES, ONE COMMENT!

  • tOmy`

    I know I would. Screaming like a little girl.

  • Strong_Bow

    Yeah, I would like to see a commentary. BotW of it would seem old news I guess.

  • Amontillado

    True, however #TeamColin, #ColinismyChristianGrey

  • Amontillado

    #TeamCanada,#TeamOhCanada;

    and less we forget, no love for LEN KABASINSKI!?!!?

  • Mark Bisone

    Wait, I thought you WERE a little girl. What the hell did I rent that white van for?

  • tOmy`

    Because I moan like an adult woman?

  • Amontillado

    i mean, Palpy is part of the Dark Side…so….

  • Commander X

    This BOTW made me uncomfortable. I mean, it was just too unsettling to watch. Mr. Stoklasa, energetic and involved with the process? Seemingly enjoying it? Too weirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd.

  • Strong_Bow

    Neil Breen looks so much like Richard Gere secondary to Tim Allen.

  • The Landis encounter went well. 4.5/5 I remember dissing Double Down a few weeks ago but I may have to actually watch the entire thing now. But it’s not easy being alone in your moms basement with nothing but a Pokemon machine as your friend.

    “I’ve never had a woman” -Rich Evans

    #Stoklasa2016

  • Mark Bisone

    Do you put the lotion on your skin like an adult woman? Because that will save me a lot of extra work.

  • Amontillado

    “Friends through eternity, loyalty, honesty!”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R43dYg_Kuc0

  • tOmy`

    Stacy usually does that for me.

  • LukasH

    Scientifically untrue.

  • Amontillado

    You missed the intro sequence where Max Landis’s hair starts barking at Jay’s beard, which growls back at Max. For the better part of the viewing, they had to keep Max Landis’s hair and Jay’s beard in separate rooms. The roundtable discussion was done at opposite ends of the warehouse, however in editing they made it look like they were at the same table.

  • Add a splash of Tom Jones

  • Mark Bisone

    As long as it was Stacy Keach, that’ll do. The man is slightly over 107 years old and has the skin of a fashion model.

  • Commander X

    He looks like Richard Gere the way one of those more terrible celebrity impersonators for hire, for parties and the like, look sort of maybe vaguely like the person they’re supposed to be a lookalike of if you squint at them from twenty feet away.

  • Amontillado

    Feeding Frenzy 2: the Frevengening.

  • Amontillado

    or alt title: Feeding Frenzy 2: the Grabowskis Hollywood Adventure!

  • Amontillado

    So where’s the one with Rich’s telepathic farts?

  • tOmy`

    “Coldplay revealed that the track ‘Up&Up’ took them 15 years to complete.”

    Oh come on, stop making this so easy for me!

    #HappyGoodbyeColdplayDay

  • LukasH

    They started to drink that famous German beer brand. You know, Heisenberg,

  • This is scientifically true in 1986 and 1997 but not in 2003 and 2029.

    #Stoklasa2016

  • LukasH

    Too soon (to comment about Coldplay)!

  • RLMkeepitup

    Neil is a real American. He loves this country: http://i.imgur.com/pwe4YNz.jpg

  • Amontillado

    Max just had to be brought back to Land, is.

  • tOmy`

    Well, I can’t help this scheduling conflict!

  • Strong_Bow

    Exactly

  • Mark Bisone

    Rich Evans is the one who knocks.

    (But he just wants to borrow five dollars. He’ll pay you right back.)

  • Strong_Bow

    Love that Celtic Fro.

  • Amontillado

    Rich once asked me for $3.50, and just when I was about to pay I noticed it wasn’t Rich Evans at all, it was the Loch Ness Jackster.

  • $TOP terrorism today! With a can of Tuna and three laptops! Gotomywebsite $$FinDOUTMOre! Livingroom $$ Slap’a’Jap

    http://www.warnerbros.com/archive/spacejam/movie/jam.htm

  • Amontillado

    “When can I leave the Manhole?” – Jay Baumann

  • Strong_Bow

    Me’sa like…

  • Amontillado

    Max Landis to be played by Michael Cera.

  • Strong_Bow

    Jay seemed really uncomfortable by the end of the discussion.

  • Amontillado

    and MaCauly Caulkin played by Alan Tudyk.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Once you have some native indian inside you.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    I’m fighting terrorism with my thoughts and prayers.

  • Amontillado

    Does Polish sausage count?

  • Amontillado

    AnD D0n””T foRgIt yoUR ANTHRAX!

  • Amontillado

    tOmy leave your mother out of this!

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Sully doesn’t hang out here any more? What did Andrew do to him?

  • Mark Bisone

    Romantically, even. Remember when he was humping the purple mountain majesty and declaring his love?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Manhole does not discriminate.

  • Amontillado

    *And
    Uuuugh, do you even Commentariot, Commraud?

  • Amontillado

    Last time I checked, there was Blade, and RoboCop, and Scarface, and….

  • Amontillado

    It’s all so magical!

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Jeebus chrissy, let it go.

  • Amontillado

    Call me crazy, but at this rate Rich Evans will become Bill Murray: randomly shows up anywhere, spreading joy, snarky comments, and laughter that would turn a heart of stone into jello.

  • Amontillado

    Neil Breen will be the next Dr. Who, mark my words.

  • Marvin Falz

    So .. is Hollywood taking over Red Letter Media?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    We already cast Max Landis.

  • Strong_Bow

    No. Red Letter Media is taking over Hollywood.

  • Marvin Falz

    I would love that!

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    β™ͺ Underneath the storm an umbrella is saying
    Sitting with the poison takes away the pain
    Up and up, Up and up β™ͺ

    β™ͺ We’re gonna get it, get it together
    I know, we’re gonna get it, get it together and flow
    We’re gonna get it, get it together and go
    Up, and up, and up β™ͺ

    Yeah. 15 years sounds about right.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    As evident by the RLMCU

  • Strong_Bow

    CU?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Cinematic Universe. It’s all the rage these days.

  • NeoRutty

    I really enjoyed that… I usually enjoy BOTW, but this one was especially good. Max is a great guest, you should have him back.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Cinematic Universe.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Jinx. You owe me a soda.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Baking Soda?

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Has many uses around the house that you might not expect?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Like hiding the scent of a dead hooker in your crawl space. I also recommend spraying Raid in there.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    BZZZZ. Wrong answer.

    The correct answer was: No one “expects” The Spanish Inquisition?

    But, it’s been so long since you and I played this game, I would’ve accepted: Your momma is so fat, when she sits “around the house,” she really sits around the house?

  • iagrmc

    RLM has found their Jar Jar Binks.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Jack’s been here forever.

  • jason

    Here’s Rich’s reaction to the Batman v Superman trailer on Pre Rec synced to the trailer.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMXLZohx1Es

  • *YouTube Universe

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That’s what ScamJunkies is, this is not.

  • Palpatine

    What did the comment say?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    RLM found their Jar Jar

  • Mark Bisone

    Is it just me, or would you guys have been more impressed if Landis got Dan Poole instead of McAlly Cocklin for his movie-kill vignette?

  • Palpatine

    Fun in Balloon Land should’ve been the kids movie they reviewed.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Holy shit! The Spider-Man costume in Civil War is amazing!

    http://i.imgur.com/nrulRnw.jpg

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Does that mean instant Emmy or Grammy or whatever the trophy is?

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • WrongWithYourFace

    Holy shit! Is that the new Joker, played by Jared Leto?!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    M E T H O D A C T I N G
    E
    T
    H
    O
    D

  • Snake Squeezer

    I thought Stoklasa was slightly dickish.

  • Snake Squeezer

    “CUZ HE’S GAY! LEAVE IT ALONE!!”

  • Kirke

    Max Landis is the best you guys had so far AND he can get you all cameos in Fantastic Four 2, so there it is!!

  • Kirke

    He should be the next guest. That will not be awkward at all!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I don’t think I have ever been so engaged in my life than during the destruction scene. That was incredible!

  • DanceK

    So the RLM method is to insult movie directors/actors and then invite them on the show to watch crappy movies? Makes sense.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    You spelt Tree dolla Fiddy wrong.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    thats.. i’m not sure?… but I like it.

  • Palpatine

    Pretty much. They did it before with Len Kabazinski.

  • Matarael

    Well shit. I did not expect that ending at all. Well played RLM and Max.

  • Palpatine

    I don’t think anyone did. I was expecting Neil Breen to show up, not Macualy Culkin or however you spell his name.

  • I like how Max and Rich started out at odds, but became friends in the end.

  • Palpatine

    *lovers

  • The Ghost

    “‘CAUSE HE’S GAY, MIKE! LEAVE IT ALONE!”

    Bless Max Weinberg for saying what I’ve thought during almost every episode of Best of the Worst.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Thats so hipster it would form a hipster black hole and suck all the bearded dick bags into hell…..

    No wait This isn a hip beard…. I have had this for years….. oh shit.

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Cu3wRZrrwas/VhQII11gJ5I/AAAAAAAAAqY/FjNCqapsyCM/s1600/Evil%2BDead%2BII%2B%252873%2529.jpg

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I like it.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    *II

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I dont know…. but it must have been awful. he dosent even use his account at all.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    throw the kid a bone. let him play himself.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    thats Irony.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    only if they do home alone ripoff movies.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    about 2

  • Palpatine

    Or one of the sequels for the Christmas special. But not the second one. I like that one.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    He also got a pity high five from Jay, what do you think?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    butt fucking*

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Hope you have fun sexy…
    I mean have sexy fun…
    Phew i think I got away with it…..

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    fucking Disqust is undergoing ‘Maintenance’ Well thats new.

  • Palpatine

    Glad I’m not the only who saw that.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    https://imgur.com/a/gf3us

    BTS of the outro skit. Craiglist confirmed.

  • Mark Bisone

    How can they be lovers if they can’t be friends?
    How can they start over when the fighting never ends, baby?

  • Mark Bisone

    Does that mean they make a play for Sofia Coppola, next?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Fuck! You took me picture!

  • Frank Lovejoy

    This seems suspiciously like a purity test: this person said this obnoxious thing, thus we must purge them and anything associated with them.

    In any case, I can’t find citation of your claim, although lots of loony websites repeat the claim without sourcing it. Googling it finds this as the first result, on a site helpfully titled “loonwatch”:

    β€œI tolerate all religions. Except the ones that want to kill me,” said Jackson

    I checked several of the next high-rank links and again, a lot of anger and vitriol spewed against someone who has accurately described a violent, backwards religion and its most aggressive followers.

    What strikes me as odd is how thoroughly deranged the majority of the left-wing American public must be to constantly tell us that Christians saying stuff that sounds mean is the real threat while Muslims are blowing us up and shooting us.

    You might also reflect on what drives people to extremes. We just saw Muslims shoot up a place with GoPros on their heads. While it was happening, the cool, hip, progressive party screamed endlessly about the NRA having blood on its hands, the GOP wanting you to die, how people who pray are stupid (if they’re not Muslim!), how we “need action” without defining what that action is. Then when they finally admitted it was terrorism, the main attacker’s brother in law was allowed to lead a CAIR press conference rather than face FBI questioning, and the government mobilized to stop … anti-Muslim sentiments on social media.

    We are being led by insane people. That breeds anger and frustration. I submit the eight years of Bush screwing this country over as exhibit A.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    I keep coming back to brainwash myself by re-watching that glorious ending. It’s like a mutagen transforming my brain into something unrecognizable. Suddenly, I have the urge to set traps all around my house so no one can interrupt my Home Alone viewing marathon. Come to think of it, I don’t even own a copy of that movie. What the hell have I been watching all day?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The corpses of your victims?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    That sounds tough. My thoughts and prayers are with you.

  • TheseMenAreFrauds

    I feel younger already!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I was going to mention how RLM have really jumped the Nukie this time [http://i.imgur.com/DTDJfIi.png] but Bassbait beat me to it, like, a day ago: https://disqus.com/home/discussion/redlettermedia1/best_of_the_worst_the_photon_effect_how_i_saved_the_president_and_double_down/#comment-2392108790

    So, here’s an accidental still image of drunk Mike instead: http://i.imgur.com/bwKhx8v.png

    And another accidental discovery: https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/ANwEiPi.gif&v=sz5I_rpJKOg

  • Strong_Bow

    Nukie pillow?

  • Strong_Bow

    I don’t think he’s actually gay,,,I wish,,,

  • Strong_Bow

    Ah yes, with there highly respected commentary on movies made by functional retards.

  • DanceOfBirther

    Well, it does have historically inaccurate shower rape Γ  la Tim Curry.

  • tOmy`

    Well, I had a chance to witness this by a fireplace, under a warm blanket, with a beer in my hand and a melted wax slowly dripping on my p-

    Oh, right. It was great!

  • Palpatine

    Don’t make this BotW more gay than it already is!

  • tOmy`

    I am seriously in love with his hoodies.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    What about his hair? tOmy. tOmy! Tell us, how many hairs has he got?

  • tOmy`

    In their case? That “thanks for participation” diploma, bar of chocolate and nudge towards the doors.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    But it took 15 years to make!

  • tOmy`

    I think it took 15 years just because Martin had some troubles hitting them 4 chords on his piano.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • tOmy`

    Not enough! Dat Skrillex look is sooooo 2014.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    3?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Try diving into your local dumpster. I heard they just got a new shipment of this #swag stuff!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    divided by a square root of pie?

  • 2012*

  • Palpatine

    YOLO!!!

  • Hey, you know what they say – you can’t spell method without meth.

  • tOmy`

    I shall dig it on chicks till 2017 tho. Then I am going back straight.

    Ha.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Or “meth OD”.

  • tOmy`

    That’s the problem with this stuff. It’s hard to get random stuff like this in a normal shop. One has to venture on the internet…

    … and the last time I did that, I ended up here.

  • Tru dat!

  • Trask

    Well, that ending certainly explains a few bizarre tweets by Max, not all of them though.

  • Palpatine

    Just go to L.A., they have that swag shit everywhere.

  • tOmy`

    This ain’t swag tho. It looks more like skate clothing. Or surf stuff.

    (At least here, it wouldn’t be considered “swag”.)

  • Palpatine

    Skate wear is cool. Especially them tight jeans.

  • tOmy`

    Or “thod”.

    Oh, sorry, you guys are like doing a thing here, right?

  • The Ghost

    That ending. Wow. This episode was really something.

    I can’t wait ’till it’s followed by the next Pre Rec.

  • OH YES. THE DIP IN QUALITY WILL BE ENORMOUS.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    To australians the swag thing is weird…
    A Swag is a sleeping mat for homeless Itinerant workers.

  • The Ghost

    How do you follow that?

    “Hi Rich.”

    “Hi Jack.”

    “Let’s get ready to aggressively agree for 32 minutes.”

  • tOmy`

    “I’ll try sitting on the floor…

    … AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY BACK”

  • Palpatine

    “Gahahahahaha!”
    “Huh huh huh huh huh!”

  • dollar store cashier wife

    MARIO

    #DO YOU EVEN MARIO BRAH?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I would root a pie…..
    This might lose something in the translation.

  • HumerusDelicacy

    Never laughed so hard, with Rich trying to wrap his brain around Double Down. Max was great. And that ending…icing.

  • Palpatine

    It’ll be on Star Wars Battlefront. You know, cuz Star Wars.

  • tOmy`

    Yea, I expect the same.

    However, I would like to hear their opinions on more SW games. Might be more interesting.

  • tOmy`

    But Len is a samurai. They have a code, bro. A code.

  • Palpatine

    They love the TIE Fighter game.

  • The Ghost

    And hate Rogue Squadron because it isn’t the Tie Fighter game.

  • tOmy`

    TIE Fighter is hard to hate.

  • tOmy`

    Remember the… Naboo… Fighter? Was that the actual title? One of the good things to ever come out of Prequels. (Cue the midriff joke.)

  • dollar store cashier wife

    -Hi Rich
    -Hi Jack
    -Did you knew that KOTOR 1&2 are one of the most overrated video games ever? Because there’s cutscenes involved! And you have to read! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    HOW THE FUCK IS THERE A ROOF IN A FLIGHT BASED GAME!!!!!?????
    Fuck that game.

  • bassbait

    You should see what the Christians are doing to LGBT people… in America… right now. “Conversion therapy” exists, and it’s essentially anti-gay torture. It’s deep psychological and sometimes physical abuse that can drive LGBT people to suicide. Don’t think that Christianity, one of the most violent and oppressive religions to ever exist has clean hands either.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Palpatine

    I read that in their voices and now I got a headache.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Can ‘turning it off and on again’ be counted as maintenance?

  • bassbait

    I’m gonna have to check with my Max hating team to figure out my thoughts on this.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    How can people like you find something funny with out the mention of a pony?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I FUCKING LOVE STAR WARS! FUCKING STAR WARS!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Jack and Rich are wrong on that. I know that all things are sunjective but KoTOR is betterer than most games nao.

  • tOmy`

    Man, this is odd, I don’t remember it looking this good. Or… well, I don’t remember it looking like this. Weird.

    I am gonna have to check it out when I am back home – I actually bought that one (just like Phantom Menace and Racer).

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The trick with the TieTie vs Xwing games is. you can blow the nose cone off the star destroyers and fly inside them then you cant get shot but the AI keeps shooting, they kill their own ship to get you.
    EXPLOIT.

  • Frank Lovejoy

    Are you asserting that there are squads of Christians wandering around and kidnapping gay people and forcing them straight?

    Or are you exaggerating the actions of a few Christian families and their inter-familial relationships?

    As for what drives LGBT’s to suicide, are you aware that the T in that group are just as likely to commit suicide if you indulge their body dysmorphic fantasies than if you don’t?

    This false equivalence nonsense is a sign of the psychosis gripping our society. You need to believe Christians are the enemy, so in your mind you equate a debate about psychological treatment and behavior with a group of people who bury homosexuals in sand up to their necks and stone them, or throw them off tall buildings. There is a wide gap between the two.

    Also, while you’re typing, I’m curious how you feel about families forcing non-violent schizophrenics into treatment. Or people with addiction problems that haven’t (yet) led to tragedy. You might think that certain behaviors long thought problematic are now just hunky-dory because they test well on focus groups, but those are questions for families (and people) themselves to solve.

  • tOmy`

    Meh, it’s far from the masterpiece that is TIE Fighter, but hey! ’twas a good game, ceiling or not.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Dude me and Wizard Phoenix are about to kick you in the butt.
    KotoR is your god and you WILL love it.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I’m merely doing an impression.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It has one thing most games miss: a sexy Jedi modeled after Kate Beckinsale.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    NO!
    It was not.
    It did what had been done, but worse and smaller.
    Fuck that game. I gave away my PS1 after that debacle.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I’m shocked that Max and Mau Cocauk have a sense of humor unlike pathetic piles of bantha dung like Coloclawfish Commentaries.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Sorry, I love KotoR and TieTie Ex Wing’s
    I get touchy about them.

  • Palpatine

    What did he do now?

  • RLMkeepitup

    Rich talked about that a little last stream when someone asked him to play jedi knights.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Rich doesn’t realize that the game has a Jedi modeled after Kate Beckinsale who is most likely the most attractive woman in the world.

  • tOmy`

    Man, that game is… my childhood. And part of my cheerleading… career. And my twenties.

    Damn, does it run on WIN 8? I think it’s time to give that bad boy a spin again.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Oh nothing I’m just making an example. He does a hilarious Facebook page that is like Chris Chan meets Neil Breen.

  • Strong_Bow

    White House Down, Lone Ranger HitB review back up!

  • Palpatine

    Yay!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Thanks, Strong_Bow. I hope someone shoves a club up your ass *breaks into laughter*

  • Palpatine

    Gross.

  • bassbait

    you just pulled up a bullshit statistic on trans people. That bullshit statistic came from a Swedish study done during the 70’s where they checked to see if post-op trans people had higher rates of suicide than *the general population*. Not higher than pre-op trans people. At the time, this would be very obviously the case – transphobia was still high, healthcare was less advanced and harder to access, and transitioning back then would have led to more discrimination and more harassment.
    What drives LGBT people to suicide is hetero/cisnormativity, outright abuse, discrimination, torture of LGBT people (especially trans people).

    Also you misrepresented trans people by referring to dysphoria as “body dysmorphia”. I’m sorry but you’re honestly a bad person if you think this way in spite of the mountains of evidence, including the DSM-V itself disagreeing with you and taking “gender identity disorder” out of the DSM, and replacing it with gender dysphoria, which is not a disorder.

    I’m done. You’re trying to tell me things about myself (as a “T” person) that are rooted in nothing but bigotry and hate. You’re ignoring the facts that are readily available to support prejudices. And this is true of your islamophobic stance as well, but I’m not even going to bother because it should be obvious to you that you can just reverse your defense of Christianity into a defense of Islam and it’s exactly the same. Don’t start telling people shit about their beliefs. Remember when you said that not being an asshole would make the world a better place? Live by your own words please. You’re way too confident that you’re right, and that’s a clear sign that you don’t know shit.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    as I do. KOTOR 2 has some of the best writting in video game history.

    You go Obsidian.

  • Frank Lovejoy

    Sadly, no. That study comes from Johns Hopkins, which also terminated their ‘gender reassignment’ operations as a result of the finding.

    http://www.wsj.com/articles/paul-mchugh-transgender-surgery-isnt-the-solution-1402615120

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Except for the ending…

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Palpatine

    Ha ha ha ha, what?!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Is he saying Halo and Titan AE, a forgotten science fiction film, are horrible too and implying all Prequels “haters” like both? But I don’t like Titan AE. What the hell?

  • Strong_Bow

    Uhhhh, Thank you?

  • Strong_Bow
  • It’ll go well with the theme of low standards.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I mean, I mostly played Halo Wars because my friend wanted me to. I still don’t see the connection to Jar Jar, though.

  • tOmy`

    My friend bought a new PS (in a shape of Stormtrooper helmet) for it.

    His review contained a lot of strong words and “giving up on game industry”.

    Good investment. Merry Christmas, everyone!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Crrrriiiiiiiiinnnnnggggeeee

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVeZoLXF3sY

  • I’m not looking forward to the HitB review of Star Wars. What I’m really looking forward to is the next Fuck you, it’s January! Video.

  • bassbait

    thanks for linking to Paul McHugh, the dickhead who stereotyped all trans women as either being guilt-ridden gay men or femininity fetishists, which is not only untrue in 100% of cases of trans women, but is used to fuel transmisogyny that leads to trans women being murdered. And again, his findings are out of date with the most recent discoveries, which led to the DSM-V removing gender identity as a “disorder”, because guess what? Science agrees – trans people exist. We don’t go away just because you don’t like us. We don’t go away if you don’t let us transition. It’s pretty simple. I know actual trans people, I’ve met some of the leading people in trans progress in America. I’ve actually been involved with this world, so I actually do know things. Your information comes from psychology which is not accurate 100% of the time and is wildly inaccurate about trans people because it’s a new field of study. The stigma against trans people has had us labeled improperly, just as gay used to be a mental illness (which is obvious bullshit).

    My point is you’re using little website links to dismiss an entire group of people with lived experiences and actual fucking knowledge on this stuff. You don’t get to tell me things about myself and everyone like me, because you’re pulling from sources that also don’t know shit. It’s like going to creationists about how accurate evolution is. Trans people are not just some weird fringe group in the corner, we’re real people. Do you think that I haven’t seen all of these studies before? I’ve been linked them endlessly by people like you who want to try to debunk my own existence. I’ve also been shown several times by other people, including people who aren’t trans, that these studies are BS, and I’ve used my own head to actually think critically about these studies and have determined that they are, indeed, utter crap. Don’t pull any more studies on me. Don’t even reply to me about this anymore, because you don’t get to have a debate with me about whether or not I have a right to exist. I’m going to exist whether you’re an asshole to me or not, so just don’t be an asshole and leave this topic alone.

  • tOmy`

    Let’s hope that review won’t be a part of Fuck you, it’s January! video.

  • bassbait

    what if they do a “Fuck you, it’s Star Wars!” video?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Fuck you, we have a new Michael Bay film! Another one that will insult soldiers again!

  • Well, that’s Disney’s plan, isn’t it?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I guess it’s because of use of CGI in the cutscenes? I can’t tell what’s going on.

  • tOmy`

    Yep. The just sublimely swapped “Fuck you,” for “Look,”.

    Your brain will notice it. And so will your wallet.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • WrongWithYourFace

    What I’m not looking forward to about their Star Wars review, are the amount of comments that will be posted. So much Star Wars I want to gouge my FUCKING EYES OUT!

    I’m afraid I really don’t have it in me to discuss Star Wars that much. Fuck. I’m predicting 5000 comments in the first week.

  • Frank Lovejoy

    … and your response to science and reason is to attack the messenger, talk about ‘lived experiences’, and trumpet a word change in the DSM.

    Look, I won’t argue with you about the psychology. Psychology is a social science; what is ‘crazy’ and ‘sane’ is as mutable as society itself. Congratulations on having your delusion slightly promoted.

    Behavioral studies, facts, and results, however, are solid, and we know what happens when you chop off part of a ‘transgender’ person’s body: they remain just as insane, and just as likely to kill themselves (some more likely due to regret).

    Isn’t it interesting? You claim that people who try to provide therapy to sexually confused children are monsters, but implicitly support lopping off parts of their body based on their delusion.

  • bassbait

    I’m mostly worried that I won’t be able to see the movie until Christmas, and I’ll have to build a bomb shelter to hide myself from spoilers.

  • bassbait

    well, I am a tremendous fan of Halo Wars and Titan AE. Two things that everybody knows *and* cares about.

  • tOmy`

    Where did you find it? I went back like a year on his FB.

  • Ubik

    Instead of annoying Max Landis bring Neil Breen next time on the show.

  • RLMkeepitup

    ouch, he should have watched angry joes review. Actually Rich and Jacks brief stream of it turned me off even more.

  • The Ghost

    It’ll be better than the comments on YouTube.

    “I can’t wait for the Plinkett review of the Force Awakens.”

  • WrongWithYourFace

    What should have they done then? Do the cutscenes in-engine?

    An actually reasonable comparison, would be between Bungie Halo and 343i Halo, and Star Wars OT and the prequels. It’s a very similar situation. Most of the old school Halo fans have given up and the ones who remain are the new generation of fans and the blind fanboys.

    Shit, they even used Star Wars music in Halo 4: https://youtu.be/XDGr3UFlnrA?t=30s

  • tOmy`

    I don’t think he is one of those who would pay attention to youtube reviews. I should have watched it and maybe warn him, but I didn’t care enough either.

  • The Ghost

    I’m going the Monday morning after it opens, and not even because I’m that eager to see it, I just know some shitbag will spoil it for me if I wait any longer.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Right?? How am I supposed to keep up with the comments if I haven’t seen the movie yet?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    to be fair halo is garbage too.

  • tOmy`

    No worries, as I said, I’ll come home from the cinema and just keep on spoiling it till everyone leaves so I can talk about music.

  • Palpatine

    Why not? You don’t like Star Wars?

  • Palpatine

    Not if I spoil it first! Then I can talk about my music, i.e. my favorite film soundtracks.

  • bassbait

    where on the internet will you be able to avoid the spoilers? It’s gonna be talked about fucking everywhere, which pisses me off because I’d be a lot more hyped about the movie if I had a chance to see it first. I am a pretty big fan of the OT.

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • tOmy`

    Well, last time you talked about favorite film soundtrack, you sorta forgot to tell us which is it.

    So leave it to the pr0s.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Liked, subscribed, favorited. Shared on Twitter, Google+, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, and Tumblr. I burned the video to DVD/Blu Ray/thumb drives, printed a code people can scan on it with their cell phones, which automatically tags the video on their Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Google+, Instagram, and Pinterest, and it subscribes them to your channel, emails you a message of support, and likes and favorites the video. I sold hundreds of copies of the DVD/Blu Ray/thumb drives of this video, and all proceeds will go to a dog shelter, who will receive tickets to a raffle the shelter will give away to a live stream-a-thon of your videos. And I downloaded this video, printed out every frame, and had each one tattooed on one square 1/18″ on my back

  • Palpatine

    That’s easy: Jurassic Motherfuckin’ Park!!!

  • Strelnikov

    The “spools” on the towers in The Photon Effect are microwave antennas, you hack frauds.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    That’s one big pile of pasta.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    starring Jim from the office in lead role!…did emily blunt emasculated him in their relansionship or something? his previous roles and that one movie he wrote or directed it doesn’t paint him as a guy hungry for money.

  • Palpatine

    That and the soundtracks to Jaws, the Original Star Wars Trilogy, the LotR trilogy, Psycho, the Indiana Jones films, and too many more to count.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    The opportunity presented itself and I took it.

  • bassbait

    Don’t hate me (or do) but I thought the soundtrack was weak for that movie. John Williams is awesome but that particular soundtrack wasn’t impressive to me.

  • Commander X

    In the meantime, look who’s in SW: Battlefront.

    http://41.media.tumblr.com/a3c53e625b158ceb4482c12193b0c860/tumblr_inline_nyskiqUzn01qc4kqd_500.png

    note this is an actual in-game model, not a character customizer job.

  • tOmy`

    I am currently watching it and laughing my balls off.

    I am so happy that my hype surrounding UT4 is absolutely justified, given the state of the current multiplayer FPS world.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Well, congratulations: you talked about your music. What’s the next step in your master plan?

  • tOmy`

    You know, today, I finished the first Hobbit and despite shouting at the screen for good 3 hours, I still had to sit through the credits to make sure Shore is behind this “soundtrack”.

    As I said in to dscw: Even the score gave up.

  • RLMkeepitup

    kinda my thoughts, the main theme is nice and the track when they see the brontasaur

  • tOmy`

    Since this is EA, I assume you can buy an actual human for a smaller price…

  • dollar store cashier wife

    CRASHING THIS COMMENT SECTION

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I’ll allow it.

  • bassbait

    execute order 69

  • Palpatine

    That’s funny, but am I in it?

  • Booyakasha Booyakasha II

    False dichotomy is false?

  • bassbait

    Halo 1 is great. Halo Wars is “who cares?”

  • RLMkeepitup

    ya if UT is quality and not heavy on DLC it could revitalize that franchise given how slapped together the halo cod and battlefields are becoming

  • Chubby

    Why did God have to make my sweet, handsome Jay a homosexual???

  • Palpatine

    It’s not his best, but I still love it.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    YOU’RE A BIG GUY

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Well, a lot of people say it’s the best RTS made for consoles. But I wouldn’t know since I doesn’t care about RTS games.

  • Palpatine

    Did he?

  • Palpatine

    Go for a jog.

  • Palpatine

    But how much lower can they go?

  • bassbait

    His best obviously being…

    shit I can’t think of a joke, John Williams is untouchable.

  • bassbait

    wow! The best RTS made for consoles!! That’s quite a feat.

    No but really, I thought it was the only RTS made for consoles… because RTS are games that only really work on PC. I doesn’t care about RTS games either.

  • RLMkeepitup

    yes, you shoot lightning and run around in the snow. did you already forget about all that

  • bassbait

    good thing Rich is straight. Bad thing I’m not.

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • Palpatine

    It’s Brachiosaurus you hack!

  • tOmy`

    Yes.

    YES.

    But hey, at least he made a pop-rock acoustic dwarf song for the ending, just to make you suffer even when the movie was already over.

  • RLMkeepitup

    It’s it’s a veggysaurus.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I think it means that they actually figured out a fairly well working interface and controls for consoles.

  • tOmy`

    Well, to put it in terms in regards to the BF review by Joe:

    In pre-alpha stage, we have:
    Around 20 main DM maps.
    I think around 10 CTF.
    Lots of other custom maps.
    Shitload of mods / mutators / settings for games you can create yourself and run them from official servers.

    And it also has an impressive single player mode (although the “campaign” is missing now, but who cares, really.)

  • bassbait

    Halo was originally planned as an RTS. Then they re-did it as a shooter. Then they re-did it as an RTS. It’s sort of like… something.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    It was also a 3rd person shooter in between.

    Oh, and a twin stick most recently. But no one talks about that.

  • Amontillado

    Dude, he hangs at the Manhole, how is this news?

  • Amontillado

    If only I could unlock Jay’s heart….. alas *sigh* πŸ™

  • Amontillado

    Don’t patronize me Aussy boy, I rekt ur mum’s bum last nite, U W0T M8?!??!

  • Amontillado

    but but but… who’s playing das Landismenche?

  • DanceOfBirther

    Some comments have compared Breen with Len Kabasinski and Tommy Wiseau. While I agree that putting him with Wiseau is apt, I would rather put Kabasinski in with Ed Wood and Don Dohler. In the Wiseau and Breen category, I would like to ad self-proclaimed “pioneer” Glen Alexander.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=glj71kvcTlU

  • Amontillado

    Kabasinski is no Ed Wood, more like Jim Jarmusch – a distinct style but always changing with the times.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    And that’s where the similarities end.

  • Palpatine

    Okay, this needs to be on BotW:
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vOsHoqhbUIU

  • bassbait

    Rich and Jay talked about wanting to do a BOTW that features the He Man movie, Garbage Pail Kids, and Super Mario Bros’ movie. I approve.

  • Palpatine

    I also approve.

  • Strong_Bow

    Len Kabasinski makes actual movies; Neil Breen makes documentaries about his own childhood fantasies.

  • bassbait

    wait, Len’s movies aren’t childhood fantasies?

  • Harrison Thoreau Halverson

    best of the best of the worst episodes in the history of internets.

  • Strong_Bow

    Well, maybe they are. Len’s own awesomeness is not the main point though; Neil’s awesomeness is the only reason those documentaries are made.

  • bassbait

    but aren’t we all better for Neil’s ego?

  • LukasH

    You better be a woman, because otherwise, your chances have just gone up.

  • Booyakasha Booyakasha II

    Max Landis appeared in full brony cosplay throughout.

  • LukasH

    People talk in Len’s movies.

  • LukasH

    Ughhhhhhhhhhhh.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Wiseau, Breen, Dohler, and Wood are for me in the same camp. Len is different because Len knows he’s make schlock. Len however doesn’t pretend to make schlock he just does.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    First Jay in The Old Republic and now him in Battlefront.

  • tOmy`

    Absolutely agree.

    Crazy guest with a cinema background, Rich, Mike, Jay, that guy from Pre-Rec and Wizard made for a great chemistry. And the movie picks were spot on. The short at the end was just icing on the beer.

  • Anders Hass
  • Palpatine

    Breen and Wiseau make schlock without knowing it and they also act like they’re cinematic masters.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Kylo Ren, Christian Bale, Joaquin Phoenix/me, Spike Jonze, Moby, and Tom Hardy are awesome in this.

  • DanceOfBirther

    A golden mask that shoots energy beams? Well, leave it to Canon Films to totally rip-off Starcrash.
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_gg1SSjiNI8

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Would Derek Savage be a Tommy Wiseau type? He assumes everyone loves Cool Cat.

  • Palpatine

    No! Tommy is a mad genius, not a manchild.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He can’t pronounce things like a human bean like Wiseau and Breen. “Cool Cat loves alturnatul fuels.” “Going grink.” “Cool Cat loves wrastling.”

  • Palpatine

    Tommy and Neil also aren’t copyright Nazis.

  • As much as the audience is willing to take.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No but they believe what they’re making is important and also savage like Breen and Wiseau have a mysterious background and odd motivations. Why a person who modeled for Playgirl and wrote grade B Magic Mike novels decided to write Cool Cat is beyond me.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    We’ll let you be in one of our webisodes, if you promise to get us Macaulay Culkin’s autograph.

  • How does this comparison make any sense? Jesus, it’s like a three-year-old wrote i— oh. Oooohhh. Oh.

  • Palpatine

    What kind of parent names their kid Macaulay?

  • Is he really??? Noooooooooo!
    http://oi65.tinypic.com/qsmujm.jpg

  • DanceOfBirther

    For me it’s that Kabasinski, Dohler and Wood are massively entertaining in their incompetence, while Breen and Wiseau are massively infuriating. The latter’s pretentiousness makes their films doubly infuriating.

  • Why does he say “orange and teal”? What is he, some kinda hipster trash? These frauds have gone too far, unsubscribe.

  • What kind of parents name their kid Sheev?

  • DanceOfBirther

    Well he did get even with his dad.
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gvlEQ7vLMro

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What kind of parents name their kid Hale and not give them a last name?

  • tOmy`

    Well, these are the exact words used to describe these colors – yes, they are exact. If I remember correctly, these are two exact colors on the opposite side of that spectrum color wheel – hence their massive use on the posters.

    It’s like poetry. Only with colors. So I assume more of a painting thing.

    Or as Bro Team put it: No, no, this is an EA game, blue hand holds the weapon, left hand holds the orange.

  • Galactic Shawn

    Looks like I owe Max Landis an apology, and possibly try and get a lock of his hair. Relax people it’s just a sexual thing.

  • bassbait

    you can find out where the other half went, and use that.

  • bassbait

    it was a trick – I have the other half, and I’ve put it onto a max landis voodoo doll. You don’t want to know what happens next.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Bassbait, you don’t have a poster yet.

  • bassbait

    ??

  • What kinda phoenix needs to go out and be a wizard?

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • bassbait

    oh yea I knew about that.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Help me out here. Who do you want to be you?

  • bassbait

    based on looks?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Yes.

  • bassbait

    Jessica Chastain. Though I’m far less attractive.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No she’s already been cast in a role.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The one who’s a wizard at acting. *slide whistle*

  • bassbait

    is Nicole Kidman taken?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No I don’t think so. I was thinking about casting Ikea Knightley and her non existent tits as you.

  • bassbait

    that works too

  • bassbait

    I’m honored to be a part of the greatest ensemble cast since Movie 43.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Thanks….*fart*

  • LukasH

    I think you nailed me even after my rebranding

  • LukasH

    That’s basically the lingo out there for the stuff when color corecting

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    TapewormBike Is now LucasH and I think he looks like David Arquette.
    If you’re making posters….. HINT! HINT!!!!

  • LukasH

    Hey, I love Buscemi

  • bassbait
  • RLMkeepitup

    that’s not even the worse thing they did to him

  • Thanatos2k

    Max is making Plinkett references in casual conversation, like I do. But he’s doing it with the people who created them, so it’s awkward.

  • RLMkeepitup

    when a kind of ‘celebrity’ does it then its kind of okay

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    well its your poster… but I think Buscemi is taken. Talk to Wizard.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Never meet your heroes.

  • Cynical Optimist

    Its like poetry so they rhyme…

  • RLMkeepitup

    if she is there’s only one man who can bring her back

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Titan A.E. is considered “awesome”?!

  • *slurps coffee and quickly closes disqus*

  • Hank_Henshaw

    How do we know Neil Breen movies aren’t autobiographical? Wikipedia says he is an architect, but that could just be a cover story.

  • Crixxxx

    When they make the movie about Jake Lloyd and Edward Furlong they can fit Mac in there somewhere.

  • RLMkeepitup

    you’ve already seen too much

  • I can’t stand looking at Disqus when tired. I need the caffeine to kick in first.

  • Thanatos2k

    He wouldn’t be, if not for all those children’s films.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    The trailer for I Am Here… Now is amaaaaaazing!

  • Thanatos2k

    If he did the knock wrong, a can of paint would fall on his head.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Have a deeply disturbing Christmas!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvUmD2kP_g0

  • Noah R.

    Yule is soon upon us, so I dawn my headwear!

  • Amontillado

    You know what, I will be the bigger man and not post ‘that’ meme

  • Amontillado

    No, he is paying respect to the Masters. In fact, in many ways people thought that the RLM crew seemed a little uneasy with the Landis in their midst. I disagree. It is more like the teachers having an enthusiastic student that they did not know they had stop by the dojo and pay homage.

  • James Earl Jones

    Seems forced too.

  • Cakefarts

    I did not read all thousand comment of course … so apologies if I missed it being reported already that Double Down in on youtube in its hideous entirety.

    I tried but I could not sit through it. I don’t think I even got half way through. Which makes me all the more impressed with episode 35 of Best of the Worst. 35 was extremely funny and entertaining. Thanks all.

  • I am Vincent D’Onofrio?

  • Amontillado

    He looks like the kind of guy that would get up in your face in the coffee room Monday morning, take a good long look in your face and say, ‘Hi.’ Then he would grab his cup of coffee, which is already filled even though he just entered the room a second ago, and walk away to his desk. Not even an opening to conversation, just saying ‘hi’ and walking away like an asshole.

  • Amontillado

    May I request a poster? If no one has taken Bill Murray, may I have his visage? Otherwise, Robert Redford is my backup pick.

  • fred

    it’s gonna be great

  • Amontillado

    Not talking about Steve Buscemi but Tapeworm Bike’s avatar picture as found in bassbait’s link.

  • James Earl Jones

    Michael Collins is Liam Neeson… TWICE!

  • Mark Bisone

    He is ascending into the millennium.

  • Nero12

    Talk slowly to pad the running time… and don’t use a boom mic because that’s too expensive.

  • Nero12

    I got 3 minutes in. That’s rough.

  • RLMkeepitup

    i managed to watch it solo but in an I’m driving past a car accident type of look.

  • bassbait

    Liam fucking Neeson.

  • “It is the nicest place there is! These cool, dark caverns. What a beautiful way to live…and surprisingly erotic!”

  • fred

    The trailer to The Searchers gives away the whole fucking movie. oooh myyyy GAWWD

  • Palpatine
  • Strong_Bow

    The John Ford movie?

  • They are nuclear blast wasted at the end

  • Marvin Falz

    TALES FROM GENESIS SPAAAACE!

  • Marvin Falz

    Flat earthers (who reject science and deem scientific teachings in public schools as freemason conspiracy against the truth, god, jesus or whatever) are among the most stupidest persons on earth.

    #JustSaying #SorryForThisParticularTangent

  • Yo, listen up here’s a story. About a little guy that lives in a blue world. And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him inside and outside. Blue his house with a blue little window and a blue corvette and everything is blue for him and himself and everybody around ’cause he ain’t got nobody to listen to.

  • Palpatine

    It’s not the time to go off topic. Come back in a few days though, then it’ll be appropriate.

  • Earth

    Aww.

  • Jonah Falcon

    Why does Max keep saying “my father”. It reminds me of that part of My Dinner With Andre:

    You know, la-last week I had this really nice director from Norway over for dinner and he’s someone I’ve known for years and years and he’s somebody that I think I’m quite fond of. And I was sitting there just thinking that he was a pompous, defensive… conservative stuffed shirt who was only interested in the theater. He was talking and talking. His mother had been a famous Norwegian comedienne. I realized he had said ”I remember my mother” at least 400 times during the evening. And he was telling story after story about his mother. You know, I’d heard these stories 20 times in the past. He was drinking this whole bottle of bourbon very quietly. His laugh was so horrible. You know, I could hear his laugh – the pain in that laugh, the hollowness. You know, what being that woman’s son had done to him. You know, so at a certain point I just had to ask him to leave – nicely, you know. I told him I had to get up early the next morning, ’cause it was so horrible. It was just as if he had died in my living room. You know, then I went into the bathroom and cried ’cause I felt I’d lost a friend.

  • jay (Fragnon) stein

    Who made you a Mod?

  • Marvin Falz

    No, I won’t. I just needed to ventilate my brain, since I read a comment by a flat earther on a video about a Genesis conspracy that was listed next to the Tales From Genesis Space. I won’t bring it up again.

  • Palpatine

    The Gods.

  • Palpatine

    Do people really believe in that stuff? If so, why? Also, why aren’t they in a mental hospital?

  • Earth

    I can’t help noticing a lot of new faces here. Fans of Landis?

    Also, to Max, if you quit your job in Hollywood and just make weird movies with Macaul-McCauley-Macual (fuck it) Macau Cau, you have found your true vocation.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Did you get as far as the point when you question whether or not you were dead yet?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It’s like saying to God “Your son on the cross, you’re God!”

  • Marvin Falz

    Apparently. The comment I was refering to in my last comment sounded very serious. I don’t know why they believe in that stuff. Stupidity mixed with ignorance and stubborness?

  • Palpatine

    How do they explain Antarctica? Or the core of the Earth?

  • Marvin Falz

    Or the fact that if you fly around the world you won’t see any edges? I don’t their explanations. They probably deny these facts and call them lies planted in the heads of the people by science. Or something similar to that line of reasoning.

  • Palpatine

    Arguing with these conspiracy nuts is useless. Their defense for their stupid theories no one insane believes is; “Well you’re just not awakened to the truth!”

  • Wake up, Neo!

  • Palpatine

    And get Jesus!

  • Marvin Falz

    Tru dat. That’s why I’ve ventilated in this webzone. It just makes no sense to argue with them conspiracy nuts. Here I can relax.

  • Marvin Falz

    Jay is wearing a Mystics on Bali shirt.

  • Palpatine

    Hang out with us sheeple.

  • I’m_Your_White_Knight

    I’ll sum up all of your posts thusly:

    1. The small number of mass shootings committed by Muslims is terrorism, and the proper response is to indiscriminately curtail the civil rights of all Muslims, innocent or not.

    2. The enormous number of mass shootings committed by white christians, which represent the overwhelming majority of all mass shootings, are the result of poor mental health care, and the proper response is to strengthen laws which guarantee the ability of white christians to easily obtain guns.

  • bassbait

    ok but notice how it’s the guy who MADE it who uploaded it?

    Why don’t we get this guy to RLM’s studio?

  • bassbait

    Watched it twice. Considered buying it but nah, I already got “Things” and that fills my bad movie quota for the year in terms of purchases.

  • bassbait

    The movie is on youtube in it’s entirety. Not gonna ruin the movie for you other than that it’s worth watching if you’re a dedicated Breen fan (Breenanite), but it’s nowhere near as good as Double Down. A bit more… idk, dull?

  • bassbait

    I went to a store a couple hours ago and I bought the following on good ol’ VHS –

    The Abyss
    Altered States
    The Matrix
    Memento
    Men in Black
    Taxi Driver
    Terminator 2 (the box is for Terminator 1 but when I checked the tape, the label said it was T2)
    Total Recall
    True Lies
    Wayne’s World
    Young Frankenstein

    How much did this cost me? Fucking 3 and a half dollars. Why do people even buy DVD when VHS copies are so cheap?

  • bassbait

    for the record, I’ve seen all of these films except Altered States, Memento, and Taxi Driver. I’ve been dying to see Taxi Driver and Altered States for a long time, idk how I never got around to them though (I guess I just never ran into copies until now).

  • Patrick Batman

    I just came in my pants.

  • Snake Squeezer

    What store can you still buy VHS movies at?

  • bassbait

    Goodwill.

  • Joe Syxpac

    That deserves a repost.

    http://i.imgur.com/kAq6hXP.gif

  • Joe Syxpac

    That’s where I get my underwear from.

  • bassbait

    That’s where I get your underwear from too.

  • DVDs? Ever heard of VOD?

  • Popo Bawa

    Cau-Cau Macaque?

  • bassbait

    I live in the stone age, so no.

  • Popo Bawa

    I got his autograph on my back once, it was hot!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    This again. I told everyone last week. I went outside and checked with my spirit level and the Earth is clearly flat.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    they probably are. crazys get internet access too.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    max was drunk at the start.

  • Netflix, motherfucker, do you speak it?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    There aint enough weed and booze in the world to make that make sense.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    You need to watch that kind of thing with other people.

  • bassbait

    I have netflix. But it doesn’t do me well for watching Altered States or Taxi Driver.

  • bassbait

    in my experience this is not the case.

  • Popo Bawa

    All I wanted was a Pepsi!

  • Didn’t mean to spoil your fun. I was as usual just randomly unleashing my frustrations on the first victim in sight. πŸ˜‰

  • That’s why everybody on this comment zone has internet access. #epiphany

  • bassbait

    Spoiling my fun is impossible.

  • You and your outlandish social concepts. *shakes head*

  • bassbait

    How does 2001: A Space Odyssey, *the* perfect film, have only 3 and a half stars on Netflix.

    Shouldn’t it be… full of stars!

  • Don’t tempt me. I have connections to the highest authorities of both the freemasons as well as the Shadow Masters. I chemtrail yo ass before you can even say inside job.

  • *slow clap*

  • bassbait

    I’ll huff the chemtrails while someone “inside job”s my “Bush”.

  • My Bush got an inside Jeb.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Yeeeeah but. I think the new you needs a new Poster.
    Buscemi could play two roles i suppose… talk to Wizard.

  • bassbait

    same rating to A Clockwork Orange??? Netflix users scare me.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    EEEEEW! I didn’t mean in person.
    There is plenty of manholes on the web.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I escaped but keep using my real name to confuse them.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Depends. short term intensive ‘involuntary clients’ wouldn’t, but long term ‘stables’ can. here anyway.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    *Sigh…. leave it it works.

  • bassbait

    good point. I was probably in a short term place. They transferred me to this webzone after realizing that I couldn’t be helped.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    because its a film that requires you to think and know stuff.
    Most people dont like thinking and knowing stuff.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    see my previous comment above.

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  • bassbait

    this was perfect timing.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Its how we all got here. its like Hotel California.
    You can log out any time you like. but you can never leave.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Still not that crazy.

  • bassbait

    Those apes!

  • That’s still too social for me. I visited the place only 2 or 3 times and left after 10 minutes, because I’m socially awkward.

  • If rewatching Ratatouille has taught me anything it’s that there’s a midget version of George Lucas hiding inside of J.J. Abrams’ curly hair tower and at the end of TFA he will be revealed to be the true director. Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Kinda wish they didn’t all of a sudden decide to rush things so they could get to Double Down. 2 hour BOTW? Bring that shit!

  • Snake Squeezer

    Oh yeah, that’s a store I guess, technically.

  • bassbait

    it’d be like the Star Wars special all over again.

  • Snake Squeezer

    This episode and the Ishtar episode are neck and neck for best ever so far.

  • bassbait

    the holiday special 2 parter is my favorite RLM thing in general.

  • Snake Squeezer

    As amazing as it is, it sure is slow as hell. I understand the good reasons it is that way, but man it sure is slow as hell. I don’t think I’ve been able to sit through the whole thing in one sitting since the first time I saw it. It’s fucking slow as hell.

  • Gerhard Van der Berg

    They didn’t rush the discussion. They edited out the stuff they thought was boring as they wanted to show the Double Down discussion. You can clearly see in the editing that they cut most of the How I Saved the President discussion.

  • bassbait

    it’s one of the most engaging movies I’ve ever seen. My eyes are glued to the screen. My fangirling for that film will never end. It’s like Mike and Rich with Star Trek, it can become annoying if I don’t restrain myself.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

  • Snake Squeezer

    No, they totally decided to rush things, and they talk about rushing things.

  • Snake Squeezer

    I feel that way about most of Kubrick’s other stuff for sure.

  • I like knowing where I can buy heroine. I think I might just be an intellectual.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Have you let all the governments of the world know about the deadly bombs you have placed?

  • bassbait

    Pretty much anything from Dr. Strangelove onward should be taught in film schools on how to make great films. But I could construct an entire college course on 2001 alone, let alone Kubrick’s filmography, let alone Kubrick and Lynch’s filmography together.

    Anything before Strangelove is good (haven’t seen Spartacus though), except the first two films which are trashy but interesting watches for dedicated Kubrick fans.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Spartacus is great. Lolita is so – so. I could never really get in to Eyes Wide Shut.

  • bassbait

    I loved it. Idk how I would have felt if it were the first Kubrick film I had seen, but after having seen just about every other late Kubrick film first, I felt it fit right in as a masterpiece. The thing about Kubrick is I always have something to talk about coming out. Most other directors just entertain (or bore) me, but specific directors can make me think about shit afterwards, and those are the best directors. When a director does that, it goes a long way towards my appreciation for the film.

  • Snake Squeezer

    It just didn’t grab me. Maybe because I despise romantic/relationship films, they don’t interest me at all. The Shining and Clockwork Orange are his two best for me.

  • DongsDongsDongs

    Best movie on BOTW was ROTOR. Max needs to tone down the high pitched talking or learn how to get attention without faking excitement.

  • bassbait

    2001 is my favorite piece of art in any medium. Ignoring that, The Shining followed by either Clockwork Orange or Full Metal Jacket, followed by probably Barry Lyndon or Eyes Wide Shut, followed by Strangelove. Each one of these films can give me an hour of conversation alone. Already did a 30 minute video on Clockwork Orange, and had one planned for FMJ but copyright fucked me over a long time ago. I might be in the clear now so I might try to collect my thoughts on that film soon.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Someone has to work a Mcdonalds.

  • bassbait

    the McDonalith?

  • OMNI

    This BOTW confused me. I just can’t put my finger on it. It kind of had a sleepover vibe. Fun but slightly creepy. Nice to see Red Letter Media helping out some of the actors who have sort of fallen from grace. I think I can envision Edward Furlong and Jake Loyd showing up sometime.
    Anyways a very funny episode.

  • Commander X

    One of my favorite parts of the Double Down discussion is near the beginning, that makes the assembled watchers laugh, when our hero is pecking away at his laptops and cellphones outdoors, and reaches away from the computer he’s typing away at to push a single button at the other, Breen puts a weird bit of emphasis in the movement. I guess it’s part of how he’s trying to show off what a tech-genius his character is. Look at him handling all of these gadgets at once!

  • OMNI

    Sometimes I regret purging all of my VCR tech. I’ve almost phased out CDs for music as well.

  • OMNI

    It’s not what you push, it’s how you push it.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Those maniacs! They blew it up! Damn them! God damn them all to hell!

  • OMNI-mitted?

  • Neuroticmoose

    Best of the worst is probably my favorite thing on the internet, but the inclusion of my sworn nemesis, Max Landis, in this episode makes me want to skip it, which makes me very sad as it’s been a rough day and I could use the kind of pick me up BotW usually brings

  • OMNI

    No I don’t have mittens on, but I hear they keep your hands the warmest.

  • OMNI

    Why don’t you like Max? He seems like a nice chap.

  • bassbait

    definitely watch it. Max comes across fairly likeable for the most part in this video, and a particular movie they watch on this one is possibly the best movie in BOTW history.

  • OMNI

    It seemed like they cut the first analysis short when I was pretty engaged in it. I think they should have been lenient with the runtime on this episode.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Thats right Ralph.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    If you say “9/11 was an inside job.” 3 times in front of a mirror George W Bush appears behind you and you wake up in Guantanamo bay.

  • OMNI

    I just watched WALL.E and I thought it was interesting that he was watching VCR tapes.

  • LukasH

    Yeah, no. I keep going “Andyman, Andyman, Andyman…” in the mirror and so far you have no come to help me beat the loneliness.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I’ll beat it for you…..

  • infernocanuck

    Much like a parent who is relieved when their child decides to stop listening to the Black Eyed Peas, I am glad that this marks the end of RedLetterMedia’s “Max Landis” phase.

  • I’d rather summon Biggie Smalls.

  • OMNI

    I’m not so sure..

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    That ep was fucking hilarious.

  • bassbait

    I thought it was interesting that everyone was fat.

  • Snake Squeezer

    “FUCK YOU TUNA!! I DON’T EAT YOU ANYMORE!!”

  • Frank Lovejoy

    Word of advice: don’t get a job summarizing.

    1. There is no ‘small number of mass shootings’ committed by Muslims. Dozens happen every single day. We’re just somewhat protected by a big ocean, so we “only” see ten or so a year.
    2. There is no “enormous number of mass shootings committed by white Christians”. Full stop.

    Since you base your idiotic conclusions on your idiotic assumptions, there’s not much else left to say.

  • infernocanuck

    Never meet your fans.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Anyone else remember when Victoria Jackson was doable?

  • Derrick Cryderman

    Anyone remember when Neil Breen was doable?

  • Who can take Disqus?
    Sprinkle it with crack
    Cover it with protein and a miracle or two

    The Andy Man Can!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    No, he likes to hate. He’s afraid he’ll hate him slightly less after the episode.

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • dollar store cashier wife

    ❀HE HAS THE BEST BALLSACK❀

  • OMNI

    I loved that! Wall.E is so funny.

  • OMNI

    loled

  • bb-15

    I was also worried about how Max would fit in but it works!
    I think it’s for two reasons;
    One of the films was very weird so Max could be off the wall without being out of place.
    Second, the gang (talented hack frauds that they are) blended their humor with what Max was doing.
    A Rich Evan’s tirade was classic and Mike has great comic timing as usual. (He also did a great job editing.)
    And a bonus with having Max is that there is nice surprise at the end. (Hmm that’s three reasons but who’s counting?)

  • OMNI

    That made me hungry…

  • Joe Syxpac

    He’s not anymore?

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Maybe in a threesome with Gary Shandling and Jerry Seinfeld.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    So – who did Max kiss after filming stopped? Who kissed back?

  • tOmy`

    Are you trying to funk with my heart, buddy?!

  • tOmy`

    It’s because of that “Netflix and chill” fad, which might the dumbest thing internet has ever come up with.

    Who wants to bone after that movie?

  • Damn, them crickets are playing cricket again in here.

  • Domo

    He’s only interested in your lovely lady lumps.

  • Domo

    If you want, which my husband is choosing to do, you can wait a few weeks/months before watching this to get the Landis phase out of his system. The previous 3 videos had in some way to do with Landis, and though he’s neutral about him, he feels he’s on Landis overload.

    It is worth a watch, though.

  • Jay did, of course. Not because he’s gay but because he’s a nice person. Mike fell asleep and Rich came back to being dead.

  • HE MAKES THE BEST FILMS

  • Chubby Too

    I have never been in Manhole before…but I hope to enter Jay’s Manhole soon and set him straight!

  • He’s that great an actor.

  • genetunneygent

    That last bit was pretty good. How much do you think it cost to shoot? And those girls were pretty juicy. Do you think Max has them all?

  • genetunneygent

    He’s OK. His haircut is a fucking warcrime though.

  • genetunneygent

    Yes, I did get that feeling that they stopped filming one minute before the inevitable crash.

  • bassbait

    I thought the idea was to bone during the movie?

    The monkeys sure knew how to.

  • genetunneygent

    Yeah, I agree with that. There was actually some very interesting shit there.

    The knocking dance.

    The dancing eyeball.

    The charismatic performance by Macau.

  • genetunneygent

    Jesus, your homelife sounds like a Mike Figgis screenplay.

  • Craigslist.

  • bassbait

    It’s half of a haircut, I’ll give you that much.

  • bassbait

    Insomnia’s the worst thing. Too tired to think, too awake to sleep. Sorta like watching Double Down.

  • WHO HAS THE MOST MEDALS?

  • bassbait

    I’m trying to determine which RLM reviewed movie is the *most* incomprehensible. Here’s my list of top contenders right now –

    Samurai Cop
    Things
    Miami Connection
    Rotor
    Elves
    Lethal Ninja
    Terror in Beverly Hills
    Tammy and the T-rex
    Star Wars Holiday Special
    Double Down

    any thoughts on what’s the most incomprehensible, and why?

  • bassbait

    AND EATS THE MOST TUNA

  • bassbait

    My current vote is on Things. Double Down is definitely nonsense but I understand the idea, the idea is just dumb. With Things, I’m forced to ask myself questions I never thought I could even ask about a movie. Let me elaborate (nerd rant incoming) –

    With Double Down, Neil Breen is clearly serious. Everything he’s putting in the movie is something that, to him, makes him look smart or important or cool or powerful. So when something is nonsense in terms of a story, a plot, etc, it’s not actually nonsense in terms of a creative decision. It’s just 3rd grader logic. HOWEVER, the tuna stuff? THAT is where the creative decisions went from stupid to utter nonsense. Why would he leave in a clip of himself spilling tuna all over his lap and almost dying in a car crash as a result, when he’s trying to make himself seem like a genius badass? Why would he carry all of the tuna cans around in a box with him everywhere he goes? If the idea of carrying the tuna cans in a box is because then they can’t, idk, find his DNA in discarded tuna cans and trace him (which would make no fucking sense because they already can’t trace him because he’s INVISIBLE), then why would he go around buying tuna cans? That just leaves a trail for them to track him. And even further than that, why would it be tuna specifically? Instead of, you know, a badass food? Is he a cat? Maybe he should have saved the president.

    Meanwhile, with Things, it makes less sense on a fundamental level. Like with Double Down, there is some clear intentionality – they want to rip off Evil Dead. They want to steal the basic plot of a low budget horror movie. I can shrug off the ADR as if they fucked up the audio for most of the film and needed to fix it. What I can’t make sense of are decisions like these – why do they do sound effects with their voices? Were they trying to be funny? Or genuinely trying to create sound effects with limited resources? Why the hell are they eating bread sandwiches??? That doesn’t make sense if they’re going for horror, it doesn’t make sense if they’re going for comedy. Why did they do the dialogue in post so weirdly humorous? With lines like “take me to the hospital, they can rebuild me!” and “come back here with my eyeball!!” Were they hoping to be funny from the start, or were they editing the film and then on a whim just joked with themselves about how they could make this moment funny, almost as if they were making fun of their own movie they made (like they were drunk), or did they not realize it was funny and were actually serious? The movie is so completely tone-deaf as if they don’t know if they want to be horror or comedy and so they just lazily and, in an almost surreal way, slap together the two genres. And what the hell is with the music??? The music to Things is so bizarre, the choices don’t make sense on any level.

    I could go on about Things for a long time. It’s my favorite bad movie with Double Down being my number 2. I understand a lot of the decisions behind Double Down, more than I do with Things, which is why Things is a bit higher on the list for me.

  • bassbait

    I’m very sleep deprived and bored, don’t mind me.

  • gshock

    Aw, man. You guys are progressives? I thought that being from the Midwest, you guys were isolated from all that leftarded BS. Never got a sense you were political at all before.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Neil seems to have an off sense of humor, I think that explains the tuna bit.. obviously his character had to eat something out there and that’s what he came up with. He has to eat on the go and almost crashing was funny in his mind? Is Things on youtube?

  • bassbait

    I don’t think it is. I actually bought Things, because I love it that much. Things and Double Down are failures to be movies, in slightly different, but also similar ways. Both of them feel like watching a bad nightmare. I told my mom that watching Double Down feels like watching someone else’s dream, and Things feels like living through your own dream –

    when someone tells you about this awesome dream they had, you don’t really care that much, but you can tell that it’s of a lot of significance to that person (aka Neil). When you experience your own batshit crazy dream, you wake up like “WTF” and you have no idea what just happened or what it was supposed to mean, or what’s wrong with your brain. That’s what Things feels like. I highly recommend it. I am very well versed in dreams that are “WTF”, I’ve had several.

  • tOmy`

    You might think so, but the car used in Space Cop runs on coal.

  • bassbait

    wanting to progress is for tards.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I’d add into the mouth of madness to the list, maybe it’s just me but I’ve tried to watch it twice and have no idea wtf is happening other than hes living in his own book

  • Jonah Falcon

    Are you talking about me? I was quoting My Dinner With Andre :p

  • Jonah Falcon

    Rich *is* a bear, in certain communities, though he’d be called a “cub”.

  • Hey, let’s not get retarded in here.

  • Daniel Craigslist?

    Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week. *bows*

  • genetunneygent

    Oh god, you’re Abed.

  • Nick the Rat

    im not gay, but i want to cuddle with max landis

  • genetunneygent

    But it wasn’t funny. It wasn’t even the beginning of a joke. In fact, you’re sacked.

  • genetunneygent

    Was it just me or did it seem like Max was cruising Rich? And Rich was too sexually naive to know?

  • Ogrot
  • Max_Landis_rul3s

    Max Landis should replace AIDSmoby permanently.

  • Ogrot

    Oh the great irony of the internet era. So many different viewpoints and thoughts available at your fingertips and still most people just want their own personal ideologies and thoughts coddled and confirmed by others in the most insecure and narrow-minded ways possible.

  • Oh, boy, I hope I’m getting sacked by Snyder.

  • bassbait

    the slowest clap for finding the perfect clip.

  • bassbait

    I saw like the first 20 minutes and don’t remember it much except “hey John Carpenter movie cool!” and I vaguely remember the main character’s face. Maybe I’ll check it out after I watch 10 VHS tapes.

  • LukasH

    The leftist haircuts which this video pushes on people are making me uncomfortable and I don’t like the amount of fun portrayed.

  • bassbait

    you sound like a leftard. I don’t like leftards because I don’t understand politics!!!

  • Ubik

    >I actually bought Things, because I love it that much.

    sick bastard

  • bassbait
  • Why is your haircut not on that pic?

  • bassbait

    My haircut may be embarrassing, but it is not 90’s.

  • bassbait

    I know it may sound corny, but I find myself oddly attracted to the witch lady from Troll 2.

  • I’m_Your_White_Knight

    Ok, let me rephrase. In America and the West – really outside of active warzones, there are a tiny number of mass shootings committed by Muslims. You can count them on one hand.

    Is it a requirement that mass shooters have GoPros and balaclavas to be considered terrorists? Of course, silly me. Well then, every white shooter from Dylan Klebold to Dylan Roof is safe from that nasty “T” word!

  • gshock

    I am disappointed because I really love this site, which had never in the past gone the way of pushing politics. But if I’m going to be bashed by progressive fascists in future viewings, I will opt out of supporting this site altogether, a shame. There is no progress without liberty, BTW.

  • Dr.mental

    Test post

  • If your wings of liberty ever get clipped, you can buy a new pair at the Blizzard Online Store for just $19.99.

  • Test insult

  • Dr.mental

    Wow, that was instant… Relief, thank you.

  • Dr.mental

    I’ve read many of the comments but not all. Is there anyone else out there who felt Max was way over the top, borderline annoying. I felt as though Mike was going to tell him to calm the heck down at any moment.

  • bassbait

    Who wants to watch any of my VHS tapes with me? I got a capture card and when I get around to watching them I’m sure there’s a place where I’ll be able to stream them.

  • bassbait

    if that counts as piracy, then pretty much viewing any movie in any way is pirating. Sad thing is that might actually be the case. YO HO YO HO!

  • bleurgh

    There are retards in all parts of the political spectrum. I think most people when it comes right down to it define themselves as being in opposition to a particular kind of retard when really we should all just be anti-retard in general.

  • If in doubt, it prolly is piracy.

  • bassbait

    I know guys like Max. They are annoying at first, then you get used to them, then you learn to find their annoyingness endearing. The loveable goofball.

  • bassbait

    argh

  • bassbait

    well statistically speaking, most people are fucking stupid, so it can only be assumed that the amount of fucking stupid people in any subgroup is percentage-wise about the same as the general population.

    90% of right wingers are dumb. 90% of left wingers are dumb. 90% of smart people are dumb.

  • Bob Alexander

    I havent liked anything he’s written but its pretty cool Max Landis went out there and did this with them. I mean, you could tell he was a fan of theirs and whether or not I think he gets to write movies because of who his dad is; I found him relatable as hell for liking the same stuff I like and willing to go all in on doing this. Most even B list celebs would show up, do an interview and leave. He hung around for at least an entire day then went back home and put together that ending, so tons of respect for Max for this.

  • Does that mean 10% of dumb people are smart?

  • bassbait

    well, look at this webzone. There always has to be exceptions!

  • bleurgh

    Double Down was on in the Manhole a few weeks ago. It is one of the most gloriously baffling and incomprehensible movies I have ever seen.

  • Earth

    Wait…

    Is Max Landis gay?

  • Dr.mental

    Hahaha yea i know what you mean. My friend in high school was like that, and it was pretty fun. We would sometimes recite the lochness monster schpeal from southpark, you know the one “whats tree fitty”, people probly thought we were insane.

  • bassbait

    I wondered that too, and it occurred to me that bi people also exist and he may be bi. I think he has a wife or something, maybe a girlfriend.

  • bassbait

    my drummer is a total dork, and he embarrasses himself all the time. Then he surrounds himself with cynics like me and a couple of my friends, so we balance out his embarrassing enthusiasm.

  • Earth

    So…

    Does this mean Rich Evans is pansexual?

  • bassbait

    I sure hope so.

  • Like Icare

    What’s wrong with your face!?

  • VashTheStampede

    The decent into madness was real there. And for us 30-somethings, Home Alone was so huge when it came out and made my whole family laugh. I haven’t seen it as an adult, but it was good times then.

  • Palpatine

    He’s wearing a rainbow shirt, so probably.

  • Palpatine

    It’s on AMC like every day during December.

  • Earth

    Wait a minute.

    MAX LANDIS STOLE YOUR COPY OF “SHOW OFF: HOW TO BE COOL AT PARTIES (starring Malcolm Jamal Warner of the Cosby Show)”!!

    Get the pitchforks.

  • VashTheStampede

    he’s also their guest, so unless he were to get violent, you just go with the flow

  • Earth

    He’s wearing a rainbow shirt, and there’s a rainbow around the video.

    This means one of two things: either Max Landis is gay,

    or that 911 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!

  • VashTheStampede

    oh and that guy’s car would smell so bad

  • VanDerSm00th
  • Wizard Phoenix

    “NO MORE BOOKS”
    -Neil Breen

  • Hank_Henshaw

    It’s tolerable as long as you keep in mind that it is very unlikely there will be another BotW with Max Landis anytime soon. As a “special guest-star” it’s fine. If they were to have every episode from now on feature Max Landis, I’d worry.

  • Like Icare

    Normal human skin tends to shift towards orange color in print and in video.
    Teal is opposite on the spectrum/color wheel, so it is complementary, so they make a great contrast.
    I.e. Faces look better with teal around. Also, redheads. Thus BDH and Chastain.

    Why orange when humans are not orange? Because technology.
    Humans are actually reddish (because blood) + melanin.
    In RGB that means some red pixels and some green pixels to get that yellowish-pinkish hue (i.e. orangish) instead of a rather unhealthy looking washed out red if only red was used for Caucasians and Red+Green for Asians.

    And more melanin there is (tanned or black skin) LESS red and green is needed to present that color.

    BUT… Convert that to print, CMYK, colors and now that shade of red is created by mixing pigments – not light of different colors.
    And colors used are not the same as in RGB. It’s cyan, magenta, yellow and black.
    And red is created from magenta and yellow – where magenta is a much stronger color.

    Which can make a healthy skin color look feverish at increases as low as 5-10%.
    Highest quality print machines can do maybe 5% shades consistently because paper soaks up the paint.
    Yellow on the other hand is much lighter color than magenta. Meaning that errors and accidents in yellow don’t show.

    So… color correction is done pre-printing to make people look a tad bit more yellow – ergo, orange.

  • bleurgh

    That awkward High-5 was the highlight of the episode for me.

  • bassbait

    agreed *holds up hand for a hi five*

  • bleurgh

    Uh… Ok…. I guess… *reluctantly participates in High 5*

  • Marvin Falz

    It’s my pleasure.

  • tOmy`

    ba-dum-swarm

  • Amontillado

    Oh Jay, that face. In fact, any news story from now on, on any topic that is absurd or the stupidity of humanity is on full display, should be accompanied by a pic of Jay’s face in that gif.

  • Amontillado

    Rewatched it last year, John Hughes was a twisted mofo. Incidentally, saw National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation for the first time earlier this week. It is a great character study of the American Male descending into madness as the consumer wasteland, gender and racial politics collision, and his growing sense of the impotence of White Male Privilege causes him to hallucinate and drive him in consumerists obsessions in which the family is symbolic of his Alamo, his last stand for privilege and arbitrary power in the face of a world of ever-changing ideologies, cultures, and dominance.

  • Amontillado

    Does it matter?

  • Amontillado

    Isn’t RLM predicated on the notion of love of all? Kinda like a Buddhist thing that defies all attempts at conventionalyzing their transcendental ethos?

  • Amontillado

    Was their a record scratch noise when it came on?

  • OMNI

    That really was weird. I’m not sure what to make of it. Was Jay, flattered or was he embarrassed?

  • OMNI

    Like old hot Tuna in the desert.

  • Amontillado

    He may not be used to being handsy. Or to the sensation of human touch.

  • OMNI

    No, he has a girlfriend, he just seems to like rainbows a lot. Possible Bronie.

  • OMNI

    Let me know your YouTube. Whatcha gonna do when the come for you?

  • tOmy`

    Would you say that a person wearing a black hoodie has to be African American?

    I’ll let you meditate over it for a bit.

  • OMNI

    He seems nice, but he has a Fake friend stalker vibe. The guys at RLM have been friends for years (lifetime type years) then here comes Max and is trying the instant friend approach which works for a while, but something tells me “drama” is on the way.

  • LukasH

    Fo shizzle.

  • OMNI

    I’ve reacted similarly to situations like that, the awkwardness was palpable.

  • VashTheStampede

    yeah it’s always interesting to see how things were in different decades, and also how many things haven’t changed

  • OMNI

    I myself am Buy-Sexual…

  • OMNI

    *penis shrivels*

  • Tommy Karlsson

    And the turkey just deflated, I mean whaaaat?!

  • tOmy`

    Awwww, the sweet taste of consumerism related sex fetish…

    Wait, what?

  • OMNI

    I loved that scene. Watching them eat the petrified turkey is so funny.

  • tOmy`

    Do you… do you like it black…

    friday?

    Mwahahahahahahahaha. Ok, I am out. This was constructive.

  • OMNI

    I have a dungeon full of daisy-chained PlayStation 4’s…

  • Tommy Karlsson

    It’s either that or sitting quiet in the corner… I like him and considering he grew up in with a famous dad in Hollywood I guess he turned out pretty “normal”.

  • OMNI

    I like him too, but you can’t force friendship. Many trials and tribulations must there be…

  • OMNI

    Do you guys think Max Landis likes Star Wars? Does anyone here like Star Wars?

  • Tommy Karlsson

    what’s a star war?

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    You maybe right. (I said “Maybe.”)

    I think, however, it probably took him 15 years to decide “close enough” when rhyming “saying” and “pain.”

    Momma Martin always said her son was pretty. She never said he was brainy.

  • OMNI

    I thought it was a blemish on Pinocchio’s arse.

  • S.A. Sachs

    Afraid to hit play. How high is the volume of Max’s voice?

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    There are kids running around named Willow, North, and Blue Ivy, and you wanna gripe about Macaulay?

  • OMNI

    For some reason this made me want a double cheeseburger..
    I’m starting to sweat…

  • OMNI

    I just can’t get the KFC sandwich out of my head now..

  • OMNI

    You’re on the right track

  • OMNI

    it goes to 11

  • Palpatine

    I like the Original Trilogy. That’s about it.

  • OMNI

    I like all of them. Some have more flaws than others.

  • Judge Frownyface

    Liberty is just a statue from France.

  • Palpatine

    Even the Prequels?

  • OMNI

    Yes.

  • Palpatine

    What do you think of the Plinkett reviews?

  • OMNI

    Just talk about Star Wars and everything will be alright…

  • OMNI

    I love them. Sad there are no more Plinket reviews.

  • Palpatine

    Wow, a guy who likes the Prequels and the Plinkett reviews?! What planet am I on, Nibiru?!

  • OMNI

    That’s Star Trek I believe.

  • Palpatine

    It was supposed to crash into Earth in 2012 but didn’t.

  • DynamixRo

    He’s just gay for Jay.

  • OMNI

    They got it wrong, it’s going to happen in 2021…

  • OMNI

    I thought it looked like he was vamping the almighty Rich Evans… I could sense the slightly raised body temperature, the flutter of heartbeats…
    Is it getting hot in here?

  • James Earl Jones

    Same here.
    I used to prefer ROTJ to ANH, but now it’s the opposite. ESB obvs is the best one.

  • Cakefarts

    Of course this is true. Sadly I have taken it as a personal challenge now and must complete Double Down. I cannot do it in one sitting. So far I am through 2/3rds of Double Down.

    Worse news still I have managed to find copies of his other works …. “Fateful Findings” from 2014 and also “I Am Here…. Now.” In which the megalomania riddled dreams of Mr. Breen have him elevated to god status. It may tale me some time to sit through all three of them. But I think I can do it and still remain intact.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Noun verb adverb compound predicate adjective direct object.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Yes. Is Jay gay?

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    I wear a black hoodie. So, there’s your answer.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Test results are in…You are (dramatic pause) NOT the father!

    OHMIGAWD,MURRAY,NO,NO,NOOOOOO,MIGAWD,OHHHH

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Nah.
    #TeamJack4Life

  • OMNI

    You will eventually be found out for the murder of Thing 3

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Or you could just go and fyuck yourself.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Hiya. How’s your health?

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Check out PATHS OF GLORY.

  • fred

    God Hates Astronauts is pretty good. Check it out; or don’t whatever.

  • fred

    Things seem to have changed since 1956
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLzwup8l5HQ

  • gshock

    Same to you, progressive fascist.

  • Dr.mental

    Yes. Shot out to Tremors. No reason just love that movie

  • Wizard Phoenix

    We all do. The Prequel don’t feel or look like Star Wars so they don’t count.

  • OMNI

    I think they count.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No they don’t

  • I never thought it would be possible… This is easily by far the most enjoyable video you’ve made. The writing, the energy, the pure unadulterated lunacy. This is fantastic.

  • OMNI

    Oh, OK I guess they don’t then. You should go get all of the toys and merch and then buy all of the DVDs and Blu-Rays and burn them. Make it snappy so the illusion that they count will disappear. Hurry the fuck up…

  • Wizard Phoenix

    My droid toy arrived in the mail today. But it’s smaller the one Rich used which is fitting if you know what I mean.

  • OMNI

    Don’t lose it when you stick it in your ass

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I bet two BB-8s would go along great with it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    They might be bigger than my droid. #BallCancer

  • Malevolence

    Max Landis….. -____-) think I had enough of him from the last vid

  • Amontillado

    Palpy is always awkward.

  • Like Icare

    Yeah. Cause who can you send up your ass to find a lost droid?
    Stormtroopers? I don’t think so.

  • fred

    Rich Evans 2000

  • OMNI

    JJ Abrams?

  • Amontillado

    Synth music always a good call: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB98WQ4SgRk

  • OMNI

    The Emperor?

  • Amontillado

    On a scale of Screech to Rich, it’s Don Pardo but more nasally, so Dustin Hoffman then.

  • Like Icare

    Well… Jar Jar does have a long tongue… and it is prehensile.
    http://skullduggery.us/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/JarJarTongue-BlastOff.jpg

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Ironically the R5-D4 comes with a missile launcher.

  • OMNI

    Funny!

  • Amontillado

    Well he’s no Emperor Ming, but I guess he’s an emperor of sorts, like an emperor of over-the-top hooded robes.

  • Amontillado

    I thought this thread was headed to a good place, and then I saw that picture. Died a little inside just now.

  • Like Icare

    Well… then you certainly don’t want to see this image I just found while looking for one of Jar Jar and his tongue.
    http://lolhehehe.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/121.gif

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Mesa lickey BB.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I think a lightsaber would be more appropriate. After all… http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Skippy_the_Jedi_Droid

  • WrongWithYourFace

    It just wasn’t a high five worthy moment. I mean, the joke was pretty obvious.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Which one is Lilo?

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Don’ leave me hangin’, bro.

  • Like Icare

    Dyslexics and people with bad eyesight hate that little rolling turd.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Do it! Dooooooo it! Don’t let some knob beat you toooooooo it!

  • Like Icare

    The one not in the picture.

  • OMNI

    I wonder what George Lucas’s thing was with oversized hooded robes?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    In Africa snow is black.

  • Doug Poston

    I think this is the best Max Landis film I’ve ever seen. And I actually like most of his films.

  • Palpatine

    That’s a pleasant image. Also, how does your Santa hat fit on your head will all that hair?

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Festive!

    *holds hand up in High-5 position*
    *like Tom Brady*
    *starts to feel awkward*
    *like Max Landis*
    *puts hand down*

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    My forehead sticks out weirdly. Thanks for not bullying me about it.

  • OMNI

    The end bit was cool. I wonder if the RLM guys helped write it?

  • Palpatine

    Why would I? I think it looks cute. No homo.

  • Palpatine

    Well I do have bad eyesight.

  • Like Icare

    Not a jar of vaseline? What are they trying to push there?

  • OMNI

    All things have chitenous foreheads..

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I’m sorry if you feel like you fell victim to microaggression.

  • Like Icare

    Staring at chain lightnings for too long will damage one’s optical nerves.

  • Doug Poston

    I hope it was Max Landis. And I hope this experience has inspired him to make more wacky things like it.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I believe Landis said on Twitter that it was all him.

  • OMNI

    That seems to make sense, because he said that “I’ve got this”

  • Florian Brunner

    You gotta hold on to that guy. Keep him close. Chemistry.

  • Florian Brunner

    Hes awesome. And he brought the best movie ever.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    And RLM did the same thing when Len destroyed How To Be a Teenage Ninja. They just sent it in and asked him to do something with it.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    LAZY ASS HACK FRAUDS!

  • Remnant Psyche

    I loved this. It was great seeing a Hollywood writer/director who’s a RLM fanboy (and who has a good sense of humor about himself), the three films were awful in a good way (especially Double Down), and the ending sequence was like a Thomas Pynchon short story by way of a David Lynch pastiche.

    And it’s cool seeing directors who Mike and Jay have trashed still show up on the show for a good time. Nobody at RLM has gotten too big a head over internet success (except Rich Evans, that fucking megalomaniac), and episodes like this are evidence of that.

    The awkward high-five was just icing on the cake.

  • Amontillado

    well….he is a geek

  • Amontillado

    GET OUT!

  • Amontillado

    Uuuugh…
    working on a final for one of the classes, on campus, and using the university internet. I wonder what the internet monitors are going to think of that. Thanks Obama.

  • Amontillado
  • Wizard Phoenix

    I have a feeling this droid toy was designed by…..*googles porn stars*…Bobbi Starr and James Deen.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Let me pitch you a Christmas horror film. It’s near Christmas but a horrible and disgusting Santa and his sleigh is stuck in two inches of sand in Florida. Santa then uses his mind control power to have local children to commit crimes to help him get out of the sand with legal means. Santa then gives up, tells them a story and that tells them to summon a rabbit demon friend of Santa. The Rabbit Demon arrives to Santa on an old fire truck and they leave the beach as the children are left alone to die from starvation.

  • Dr.mental

    Did anyone order me a plain cheese?

  • Jason Ross

    Sounds like my bachelor party.

  • BCFC25

    Must say i really enjoyed this BotW. To be honest when i saw Max Landis was in it i thought oh no but damn he was funny and had great chemistry with the guys. Also does this mean the RLM guys has a foot in the Hollywood door?

  • Cakefarts

    We watched this already — right?? Can’t remember the title though. I’m no Neil Breen.

  • Palpatine

    Is there a balloon parade featuring a crazy announcer?

  • tOmy`

    Why do we hate Armageddon? It’s fucking awesome movie!!!!!!!

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Reminds me a little of the Ray Bradbury short story Zero Hour, where an alien intelligence is using children to construct a portal for someone named “Drill” to come through and conquer the Earf.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    We do not speak of that thing.

  • Snake Squeezer

    The fight scenes were great, and probably changed cinema. But the ending was horrible. I guess a satisfying ending is seeing men who want to rape a woman POW decide to cry instead? Take a lesson from that, Rape Wars!!!!

  • tOmy`

    I AM SOOOOOOO EXCITED WATHCING THIS!

    It’s…. fun! Remember fun?!

  • Snake Squeezer

    If you like that movie, but hate Pain & Gain, I just don’t understand you.

  • tOmy`

    Pain and Gain wasn’t as bad as people (R”M) claimed to be.

    Armageddon is awesome. Come on! You, as a cynical being, needs to know that this is awesome! It ain’t eagles saving Frodo, but come on! Bay fucking nailed this!!!!!!

  • Dr.mental

    Dork! Hahaha nice word.. Yea it is always good to have that balance, never want too much negativity, by the way thank you for balancing out my negative comment bout max with some positive insight.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Who’s Max Landis?

  • Palpatine

    It is. Is it stupid and unrealistic, yes, but it’s still enjoyable to watch and it leaves you with a good feeling after it’s over.

  • tOmy`

    Thank you.

  • tOmy`

    Also: The movie constantly breaks the line between comedy and syfy… flawalessly.

    Come at me, RLM!

  • bassbait

    you’re aware that the phrase “progressive fascist” is an oxymoron, right?

  • Snake Squeezer

    RLM needs more O’ the wizard. I honestly think he should replace Rich on Pre-Rec. I love Evans to death, but Wizard is more of a nerd, like Jack, and I think it would just be a lot more interesting and fitting with the whole video game nerd thing that is so popular right now. What to do with Evans, then? Somebody suggested this, and I agree!…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMkxW2NvMSc

  • Palpatine

    I thought the same thing about Jurassic World. Stupid and unrealistic, but entertaining.

  • pete smith

    Despite totally batshit plot, tear jerking and patriotic bs, terrible aerosmith song, it’s enjoyable movie.(Not planning to see it again anytime soon thoug)

  • Snake Squeezer

    But you’re Asian.

  • tOmy`

    Watch both.

  • bassbait

    my dream last night is so fucked up. All of the elements of the dream related in some way to the RLM zone and this episode of BOTW. But in the worst way possible. I probably can’t even explain what happened in the dream here lol.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    approve my radiohead comment over at the exile. and then proceed to jizz yourself.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    The last time Wizard played a game was Goldeneye on Nintendo 64…hey you know what? Just replace Jack with him. There will be no difference in the quality of PreRec.

  • Snake Squeezer

    I just don’t think Rich is a good fit for Pre-Rec. I know he loves video games and plays them a lot, but it just doesn’t work for me.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    …but you think Jack is?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Done. both….

  • Snake Squeezer

    Jack is a nerd, and video games are the penultimate nerd medium.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I quite like its like a big dumb dog that wants to run around barking at everything because its so excited to see you. .

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Guy Montag and the Ice Cream Bunny

  • Snake Squeezer

    Like a lap dance!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    And you’re not left screamin “FUCK YOU MOVIE!” all the time. unlike say 2012.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    C’mon Rich is a nerd too. They both have don’t have the knowledge of the industry required for an actually good,informative review. The only difference is Rich can be better at the games he plays.

  • Snake Squeezer

    I guess it depends what your definition of nerd is. I define it as socially awkward, almost 100% left brained, and hyper active. Rich is the opposite of that to me. But if you define nerd as just knowing a lot about something, Rich is that, sure.

  • Dr.mental

    He works for me. He seems like the realest person…. Realest? That word looks weird, but anyway he seems to give an honest answer and i like his perspective, is the wizard you are talking about the big dude with glassess? The plinkett review got me interested in rlm, rich got me to stay, and yes mike and jays hitb chemestry is on point. Haha did any of you guys watch the random stuff mike made, what was it the grabowskis or something ha

  • Snake Squeezer

    β™« Send in the clowns, There’s got to be clowns… β™«

  • dollar store cashier wife

    the grabowskis is the best sitcom since Arrested Development

    we gotta kickstart season 7

  • dollar store cashier wife

    now watch that little cherleader totally miss it because she never learnt how to read.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Michael Bay that’s why, asshole.

  • Dr.mental

    A nerd is def not a geek, dweeb, or spazz. Anyone remember that snl skit with emilio estevez

  • Earth

    Only Mike and Max know.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Hyper active nerd, is that you?

  • Earth

    No. I just noticed the rainbow thing and Max saying “because he’s gay Mike”.

    Was just wondering.

  • archstanton543

    The second-to-last nerd medium?

  • Dr.mental

    All this talk of nerd. Time to blast the greatest jam in history!!

    http://youtu.be/2Ndm0Kxs6jg

  • Hank_Henshaw

    People just need to accept Pre-Rec is not really a “review” show. It’s just two guys talking about game genres they like and don’t like.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Awesome when compared to more recent Michael Bay movies. Michael Bay somehow gets worse and worse with each passing movie.

  • Earth

    Max seems cool. A little more hyper than I’m used to but it’s neat seeing a “fan” of RLM interacting with the group.

    I can’t begin to imagine what my reaction to meeting the gang would be like, so it’s cool that Max held his own (considering that I probably would’ve just collpased on the floor in ecstasy at meeting Rich Evans).

  • Earth

    Because he began to realise what he could and couldn’t get away with.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    they don’t say anything interesting on that POV too. it’s a 30 minutes long video devoid of entertainment or humor and an argument worthy of 5 minutes stretched out 6 times. but whatever let’s celebrate how good this BOTW is instead. I don’t know how much your lurk here hank but people went into pretty lengthy tirades in explaining why this shit don’t work.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    No, I get it. Maybe there’s a little overreaction from some. At least it’s better that many, many “review” (be it movies, games or w/e) shows over at youtube. Besides, there’s the PreRec Streams. Those are the real Pre-Rec treasure.

  • Amontillado

    We may have to send you to reeducation camp to relearn the ways of the Commentariot and learn at the right hand of Rich Evans.

  • AggroWill

    Is Neil Breen a character played by Bob Odenkirk?

  • Amontillado

    “I can feel it coming in the air tonight…”

  • dollar store cashier wife

    care to give some examples? see youtube is where I can find people who pour endless passion and knowledge into their content but don’t get even 1/5th of revenue this show probably ammases from streams alone. I rather use that as something to measure by rather the other end of spectrum. Not to mention for alot of us HiTB or Plinkett kinda ushered in a new quality standard for this stuff. Streams can be great but that’s mainly due because they treat it as a podcast and Jay’s contribution to them are always rock solid.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Can’t remember specific names, but I’ve TRIED watching a few “movie review” shows (when RLM goes into long droughts of content), that have these awful, unfunny, uncool skits to frame the show. It’s never something pathetic like VHS repairmen getting hired by an old creep, it’s always something “cool”, like nerds with trenchcoats and sunglasses doing silly shit. Most of these shows seem to be related in one way or another to the Nostalgia Critic, I think he is called. Very hard to sit through.

  • bassbait

    only a dweeb would remember that.

  • bassbait

    Nostalgia Critic was better in the early days, and I also hate those skits. But he still has a tendency to have something worth saying, and he used to be funny every now and then. Idk he got me into comedy movie reviews so I may have… nostalgia goggles!

    That was so bad it wasn’t even a pun. I apologize on behalf of the human race.

  • tOmy`

    I cant talk about Coldplay because this rip cant be surely what… they wanted… to do… COME ON?!

  • Snake Squeezer

    But all three put together!

  • Their last album will retroactively be declared an underrated masterpiece. Mark my words.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Oh no, whatever will we do without more coldplay discussion?

  • tOmy`

    This was my buildup: They are done. Over. No more.

    Let’s go back to Radiohead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoLJJRIWCLU

  • tOmy`

    Just like that time when Sinatra mentioned strangers in New York.

    (No, honestly, if you don’t know the reference, then… )

  • bassbait

    ever get a really good freeze on an RLM member when you pause a video?

    Just discovered this on my screen – http://puu.sh/lKOnU.jpg

  • Uuuhm… *awkward silence* Then what? >_<

  • bassbait

    Sinatra you fuck!

  • When you play their videos backwards their true demonic forms are revealed.

  • Evil Octopus

    Amazing RLM! That was awesome.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Where do I sign up?

  • Eucratides_Megas

    Maybe they’re libertarians like me. You don’t need to buy into homophobic or anti-science social conservatism to believe in a strong national defense and balanced budgets.

    That being said, they could be flaming communists and I would still love their style and work.

    I always thought it was leftists that could never separate the political from every facet of their lives, but even conservatives seem infected with that scourge.

    I never let an artist’s personal viewpoint impinge on my appreciation for their work.

  • Amontillado

    tOmy has the roster, but you may have to go thru the ritual whipping she administrates upon every voluntary sign up. Don’t ask my why, it’s just what she does.

  • Is Max Landis cosplaying Ken Foree in Death Spa?
    http://i.imgur.com/HMqj9bU.jpg

  • gshock

    You really can’t let this go, can you?
    Wrong. Progressives are Leftist.
    Left/TotalitarianLibertarian/Right
    Fascists/Communists/Islamists/Stalinist/Leninist/Maoist…all totalitarian, therefore leftist. Progressives use fascist bully tactics and PC propaganda to avoid debating substance, because they have none (i.e. all the smug little idiots, including you, who piled on my post).
    I just want to watch movie reviews…without my values being labeled “horrible, and idiotic” by people who have no values at all.

  • bleurgh

    I don’t think Jay is a High-5 kind of person either.

  • Palpatine

    *Cough*Exiled*Cough*.

  • Both.

  • bassbait

    <— I'm gonna be watching The Abyss, if anyone wants to join in, hover your mouse over my profile and you know what to do.

  • The latest Neil Breen movie, Fateful Findings (2013) complete in youtube:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyOjwZo6QhU
    I want to watch it with you guys!!!

  • bassbait

    alright I’m down at some point. Watching The Abyss right now though.

  • bassbait

    If you don’t want your views being judged as horrible and idiotic, I’d suggest not being horrible and idiotic. If you want to let it go, then just don’t reply and let it go, and continue enjoying RLM like everyone else. Stop simplifying everything down to “people who aren’t like me are the enemy”, and learn to appreciate the idea of other opinions beyond your own. RLM disagree with you politically – doesn’t mean you can’t value their opinions and knowledge on films, and their sense of humor, or value them as people. They have worth as individuals despite not syncing with you on *every* issue. Respect that or just move on I guess, but if you do move on, you’re gonna end up in an echo chamber where you have to cut out *every* person who disagrees with you until you’re stuck in your own little padded cell. There’s a bigger world out there, maybe appreciate it a little more.

  • LameSame

    Great, now I sort of like Max Landis. Yippee. Thanks a fucking lot.

  • Snake Squeezer

    tOmy’s a girl?

  • Snake Squeezer

    Quiet everyone, I’m trying to memorize that secret knock.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Imagine if The Revenant starred Rich Evans and Max Landis instead of Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy.

  • Palpatine

    The yelling would be more high pitched.

  • It’d be a continous 2 hr handheld shot of Rich sitting on a couch in his dirty undies playing video games meanwhile he imagines becoming a man-sized bird.

  • LameSame

    BONER ALERT

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Wrong movie

  • Lt Hurwitz

    I have a feeling he is bonded with RLM in the same manner most of us are, by hatred of Jorge.

  • Max Landis Calrissian

    I think it’s probably a safe bet that at the very least Mike isn’t,
    based on arguments he’s made in some of the Plinkett reviews and HitB.
    He tends to reliably complain from time to time about things like
    anti-capitalist themes in hollywood movies and insulting portrayals of
    the military, and regularly makes jokes about the Sensitive Joss
    Whedons. From the PreRec streams, Rich and Jay definitely seem to be
    lazily left-leaning, and Jay I couldn’t place politically since he just
    seems to agree with whatever political sentiment is being expressed by
    one of the others at the moment. Mike also tends to be more cautious and
    subtle with his political commentary, while the PreRec guys are more
    like relatives at thanksgiving dinner.

  • gshock

    Oh shut up. Geez.

  • Bryant Wagner

    That’s what made it great

  • SL128

    Is this the first completely unanimous BotW decision where everyone agrees on what the best and worse were?

  • bassbait

    <—- watching Total Recall (the OG one) right now. It's fucking GOOD.

  • bassbait

    nah, they’ve done it with a few other episodes. The Future War/The Jar/White Fire episode they agreed 100% as well, for example.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    get your ass to mars.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    i’d still watch it. BirdRich.

  • The Bird Reich?

  • Palpatine

    Ja mein Feather.

  • bassbait

    just finished the movie. That movie is the epitome of awesome.

  • bassbait

    I’m gonna start Men in Black in like 20 minutes. Because I’m in a binge watching mood.

  • Hey, remember to get at least 8 hours of sleep per week.

  • Michael Collins

    I think they all agreed on Xtro also..

  • Michael Collins

    “A computer scientist/novelist with supernatural power begins to hack
    into secret government files and when his relationship with his
    girlfriend crumbles, he reunites with his childhood girlfriend through
    mystical forces. But soon the mystical forces start to prevent him from
    revealing the hacked files. He must now face the dire and fateful
    consequences of his actions.”

    Sounds about right..

    Sorry, video not available!!

  • bassbait

    there wasn’t really much competition that episode lol.

  • bassbait

    <———- watching Men in Black. If you want to watch with follow the arrow.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Richman. He and Len Kabasinski are making a play.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    We had to analyse the film for Media Studies in high school. My teacher was awesome for showing and 18+ film to 16 year olds.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Rich Heil!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I WOULD KILL A SMALL COUNTRY TO SEE THAT!

  • bassbait

    that’s cool. I had a teacher who was showing Clockwork Orange to film students. But I wasn’t part of the film class because I was stupid and didn’t figure out about it until I was out of high school.

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  • bassbait

    did HITB ever cover that shitty Total Recall remake? I heard it was basically the original minus anything that made it… original.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Nostalgia Critic is the best bro. What do you know?

    FoRk IN ThE BRAin!

  • bassbait

    Watching The Matrix now! A classic, regardless of the sequels.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Crap! I refreshed and it booted me.

  • bassbait

    gimme a minute I’m gonna find a better site.

  • Joe Syxpac

    I’m gonna make some pop tarts while I wait.

    Wish I had Pizza rolls

  • bassbait

    <-should be back up now.

  • Frank Lovejoy

    I would imagine that if you were going to link a shooter to a cause, that shooter would need to have a cause, correct?

    Were Dylan Kleibold and Dylan Roof Christian militants? Did they pledge allegiance to some (non-existent) massively powerful Christian supremacy group that is active in theaters of operation around the globe, killing hundreds a day? They weren’t even religious. Yet because they are white Americans, you think this puts them into some category that you can then analogize to ISIS or Al Qaeda or the Taliban.

    That is insane. And it is an insanity we can no longer afford if we want to survive.

  • I’m_Your_White_Knight

    The insanity is treating mass-murders differently based on their supposed motives. What does the motive matter when the goal is the same? Dylan Roof didn’t like the fact that people with brown skin worshiped the same god as him. That doesn’t matter. What does matter is the fact that he stepped into their church with the intent of leaving as many of them dead as possible. If someone with that same motive had brown skin and shot white people, he’d be called a terrorist. Actually, they probably wouldn’t wait to hear the motive.

  • Frank Lovejoy

    “The insanity is treating mass-murders differently based on their supposed motives.”

    So we should have just ignored the Nazis exterminating the Jews, because murder happens everywhere all the time? The motive is not relevant? The cost of not stopping the people pursuing the motive is not relevant?

  • Kickstart this, you hacks! I can donate my liver.

  • I’m_Your_White_Knight

    No, motive is not relevant. Because if you’re inclined to pursue something like genocide, your stated “motive” is usually nothing more than an excuse. The goal is all that matters. And since the goal of ISIS is essentially the same as the goal of the KKK (just with a different book and different name of their god), I often wonder about the true motives of those who want to criminalize the practice of Isalm in America, when many of these people voted for (or come from households who voted for) politicians like Strom Thurmond and Jesse Helms and many others at the state and local levels who either overtly or tacitly supported the actions of the KKK.

  • Frank Lovejoy

    You just tried to equate a decrepit, dysfunctional Democrat bogeyman from the 1920s with an active terror group that is murdering people all over the world. You’re clearly insane. We have nothing further to discuss.

  • I think they did. Maybe in passing but the joke was, nobody is going to remember that movie.

  • Chicken Chow Mein.

  • bassbait

    nobody does remember that movie. Not even me. What?!?

  • What did you just say? About mein cow and chicken?

  • bleurgh

    I think that’s the one perfect movie.

  • bassbait

    you’re referring to Double Down, of course?

  • bassbait

    I’m contemplating doing a marathon stream of all of the Kubrick films I own. That would be the following –

    The Killing
    Lolita
    Dr. Strangelove
    2001
    A Clockwork Orange
    Barry Lyndon
    The Shining
    Full Metal Jacket

    I mean doing this some time in the future, not right now or anything lol.

  • Judge Frownyface

    Funny, I just want to watch movie reviews … without butthurt right wingers taking soccer flops over every perceived insult, and using the occasion to market their passive-aggressive hate speech against half the people in the country.

  • Earth

    They Bite did have Invasion of the Fish Fuckers though.

    (someone seriously needs to make that into a real movie).

  • Kawaii as Fuck

    Now THAT was a twist ending!

  • It’s burning my eyes… need… to… gouge.. the… out… ASSSSSSHNGJSKHAJKHGAJKGHAJK

  • That’s as vague as it gets.

  • tOmy`

    Don’t drink, people. You will make odd statement about Armageddon that you don’t remember.

  • You were drunk. Sure. Admit it, you love that shit.

  • tOmy`

    I am somehow trying to wrap my brain around how I even got to Armageddon. I also listened to the new Coldplay album like 5 times.

    I also vaguely remember having a webcam conversation with some friend and explaining to her that I love Fargo.

  • Michael Collins

    hey tomy, I need a word in the hole, can you pop in for a sec?

  • Marvin Falz

    Fun with punctuation: don’t drink people.
    http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120224180315/villains/images/9/95/Blobfutu.png

    #AkwardSilence

    #IShowMyselfOut

  • Domo

    So:

    Stop. Don’t. Touch.

    Leave the area. Tell an adult?

  • Marvin Falz

    Kind of. May I change the arrangement of the words?

    Stop. Don’t leave.

    Touch the area. Tell an adult.

  • Jason Ross

    Go on…

  • Armageddon? I love Michael bay!

  • Palpatine

    Point taken. I still like that movie though.

  • Thing One n’ Two Things

    Yeah, right. TOTAL RECALL. Not JAWS. Not VERTIGO. Not SEVEN SAMURAI. Not WIZARD OF OZ, THE RED SHOES, THE THIRD MAN, STRANGERS ON A TRAIN. Dot, dot, dot.

    TOTAL RECALL is the one perfect movie.

  • yellowface

    Did Max Landis, son of the acclaimed film director John Landis (Blues Brothers 2000, The Stupids), dig up that Double Down movie? If so, good job Max, that was a gem worth sharing.

  • Just re watched Conan the Barbarian. I’ve forgotten how much dancing and drinking there was in it. Also. SPOILERS! Conan drowning in he end was a total shock. I cried like a school boy.

    Here is a clip.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGmZn1UEbAo

    #Stoklasa2016

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Watch the 2011 Conan! It’s great! Especially in company.

  • Strong_Bow

    Watched Phantom Menace Friday night and Attack of the Clone last night after having not seen them all the way through in probably five years. They are so terrible. At the end of the Attack of the Clones, my brother, niece and i were watching and my brother was like, ‘here’s the best parts of the movie’. And I’m like, ‘what?’, and he’s like, ‘you know, with Yoda and the lightsaber’. And I was like, ‘ you mean the part where they ruin Yoda?’

  • LukasH

    Greetings. I, Lukas, son of some asshole, think, nay, guess, that Rich was the one that found the piece of shit.

  • RLMkeepitup

    I think it was Jack

  • LukasH

    Or that. Aye.

  • Palpatine

    I tried rewatching The Phantom Menace with the Plinkett commentary, and it is just so boring. Not the commentary, the movie.

  • *rubberbaby

  • RLMkeepitup

    I’ve seen Mikes reviews more that I’ve seen the actual movies. They’re better.

  • Strong_Bow

    Yes. This

  • Strong_Bow

    It really is. I tried to follow the ‘story’ and it was like; ‘oh my God, I’m an adult with a master’s degree in human communication and a minor in film criticism and I have no clue what the fuck is going on right now’.

  • Palpatine

    Nothing exciting happens until like an hour in.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    With biological bombs?

  • Rene Belloq 12 inch figure

    I need to watch Double Down like right now.

  • Be careful what you wish for. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_eSGhRCdgo

  • The Phantom Menace gave me attack of the colon while Attack of the Clones gave me revenge of the shit.

  • Palpatine

    Hopefully your head won’t explode again.

  • You mean the pod race?

  • Palpatine

    What did Revenge of the Sith give you?

  • Palpatine

    Yes.

  • Well, it was an action scene. Was it exciting, though? I think most of the viewers yearned to see Anakin die and take Jar Jar with him.

  • A New Colonoscope. For colonoscopy.

  • Palpatine

    It’s not exciting, but it’s the only scene in the movie where I wasn’t half asleep.

  • Red Sonja was a bitch.

  • Palpatine

    Did the Original Trilogy cure you then?

  • It did. It was a true Return of the… uh whatever. How much can one beat a dead horse?

  • tOmy`

    I edited it right after posting!!!!!

  • tOmy`

    Yea, the movie is pretty damn fun.

  • Definitely Jack. He sold it to Rich and the stream-viewers.

  • OMNI

    I thought Yodas Light Saber style was cool. Superfast like a laser hurricane

  • Alex Murphy

    Maybe, but John Landis will get there before you do.

  • The Ghost

    My favorite part of watching BOTW films on YouTube is reading all of the comments that were posted before the thread was invaded by RLM regulars.

  • Amontillado

    Ya didn’t know, duuuuuuuude

  • Amontillado

    I was about to save my father’s life in open heart surgery after he had been brutally malled by a bear he once defended in a court of law. There was a tv in the corner of the room and on it was playing Attack of the Clones. As soon as my eyes were being eviscerate by that awful Yoda battle scene, my hand slipped, severing the aorta and causing hemorrhaging. Ever since then, I can never watch Attack of the Clones ever again.

  • Amontillado

    Hey baby, it wasn’t odd – I too would describe our love making last night as earth-shattering.

  • Macaulko-demon*

  • Marvin Falz

    I wasn’t making fun of you or a typo, but I’m in a good mood and for some reason unknown to me, my mind deleted the comma and made “don’t drink people” out of your sentence. I like wordplays. I love Mike’s puns although or maybe because they’re mean.

  • If anyone’s a glutton for punishment like I am, Theodore Rex is on at the Manhole. God bless you, Cream-a-thon.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Hey you copied me, bro! I’m going to go full Daddy Derek on your ass!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Did we see his ballsack, Boss?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I don’t think it was your mind because there indeed was a comma missing.

    I too love wordplay. Today I encountered this: “Katie, who died shortly after the droid was made from brain cancer.”

  • Marvin Falz

    A droid made of brain cancer. That’s funny!

    I remember headlines that were strung together in an unfortunate way. “Amount of contributions for health insurance raised. Fighter jets take off to bombard Iraq.”

  • Marvin Falz

    “Me-sa going hooome!”, R2 beeps, “Come on, R2” is the most exciting moment and dialogue in Phantom Menass for me. It wakes me up and it makes me want to kill myself.

  • It is quite a baffling movie.

  • Dr.mental

    This part of the movie was good only with the proper surround sound. Do you remember the gun battle in Heat with deniro, that is also awesome with surround

  • The Ghost

    I’m watching it right now. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I don’t think the guys adequately captured just how bat-shit crazy it is.

  • RLMkeepitup

    there is no way except to view it. its like the matrix. a digital version of Niels spiritual self

  • Just a splendid BOTW episode here people. Double Down is now a must watch.

  • Ignacio

    Did you just take LSD up your asses? This shit was fucking brilliant!
    https://drugs-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=38629

  • LSD, Alcohol, cocks, gerbils. You can pretty much take anything up the ass.

  • Strong_Bow

    That is pretty a pretty dramatic association.

  • Strong_Bow

    You ruined my childhood.

  • Strong_Bow

    Who is this DaddyDerek you speak of?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Oddly, cock is the most unusual of the four.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    EDIT in form of reply to myself: I think I was supposed to say usual, not unusual. But since tOmy upvoted, I guess there was some succesfull joke in there anyway?

    *scratches head*

  • That just means we’re all secretly homophobes or we really think poultry is the least usual thing you can stick in your anus. In that case we were homophones.

  • Oh, come on, we all had a finger up our butts?

  • Brandon Z

    As an aside, what happened to Jessie? I miss that exuberant laugh.

  • Palpatine

    Jessi died on the way back to her home planet.

  • Dr Worm

    If you think this one’s crazy, try watching “I Am Here…. Now?” in which Breen’s character is Robot Space Jesus. I am not kidding.

  • Palpatine

    I believe you.

  • bassbait

    it’s not as crazy as Double Down. Once you get past “Breen cast himself as Jesus”, the rest of the movie is pretty boring.

  • bassbait

    :'(

  • Brandon Z

    Nooo! That’s definitely the *worst* of the worst.

  • bassbait

    I don’t even know *how* to drink people.

  • tOmy`

    9 hours in and you still didn’t refresh / leave this web?

    That is some serious addiction.

  • bassbait

    I went to sleep. And I never leave this glorious webzone, mostly because the email system is a hassle, and it’s just easier to leave it open all the time, or to just disappear until the next RLM video comes out.

  • Amontillado

    All in a day’s work at Long Tomorrow’s Hospital.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    anthrax in the water too.

  • Palpatine

    There should be a BotW featuring shot-on-video horror movies.

  • John Dietl

    Yikes. Too much energy for BOTW. Whatever happened to depressed RLM?

  • bassbait

    Las Vegas Bloodbath has to be one of them. It’ll get the axe for sure.

  • bassbait

    if y’all think I’m too cynical about movies y’all should have seen my fangirling over The Matrix. Almost every scene I was saying “this is my favorite scene”. I fucking love that movie.

    My favorite scene really is when Neo breaks the vase though.

  • Palpatine

    Do you watch the Cinema Snob or something? Just asking.

  • bassbait

    I used to watch him regularly. I stopped around the same time I got into RLM, though that’s coincidental. He digs up the worst shit.

  • Palpatine

    I figured that. Because there’s no way you could’ve heard of that movie other than him.

  • OMNI

    Star Wars action figures..

  • We did and we doubled down on it… wait! What?

  • tOmy`

    Matrix is pretty freaking close to flawless.

  • RLMkeepitup

    the sequels ruined everything that was good, even that specific scene was revisited.

  • tOmy`

    During my Hobbit torture moment, I thought to myself: “Damn. I’d rather be watching Matrix Revolutions than this [beep]”

  • RLMkeepitup

    that’s pretty bad. I enjoyed the LOTR films but I never found the hobbits that interesting for more films. It worked because they were small and had to outwit big monsters or rely on cooler allies, so I skipped the hobbit films.

  • tOmy`

    Good call, buddy. So far, I saw the first one and it was patheticly bad on every and any level.

    I am like one hour in into the second one and it ain’t frustratingly bad, just not exciting and not very well thought through.

  • bassbait

    Shot-on-shitteo is it’s own level of bad. He has a goldmine of films that could be BOTW material.

  • bassbait

    I’m pretty sure the Matrix sequels *have* to be covered by Plinkett eventually. Mike has outed himself as a Matrix fan to an extent, thanks to the Phantom Menace review, so I’d imagine he has a personal thing against the sequels if he’s seen them, and it’d only make sense to do those films at some point.

  • tOmy`

    I am not sure if Plinkett format would work for these movies. What is there to talk about? It’s just a confusing mess, but hardly anything you can get “angry” about.

    It’s just pointless and convoluted.

  • Percy Gryce

    Hmm, @Redlettermike:disqus is engaging with random Youtube commenters about the lack of Star Trek references in this BOTW:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-3wkbqmgxs&lc=z13binxbjq3jfd2ag04cihi5exnkezupouk0k

    When was the last time Mike showed up here? How about a little love for the loyal remnant here in the redlettermedia.com comments?

  • RLMkeepitup

    why would Mike lower himself to that? the youtube comment section I mean, of coarse ..

  • bassbait

    well, it’s pretty much exactly the Prequels. The Matrix was set to be the next Star Wars. There are a million parallels. One of the most important parallels is that The Matrix has an actual heart, though it’s lost a bit in the philosophy babble. Neo has an arc. His character develops internally as he goes from reluctant to be “the one”, to filling that role despite being told that he is *not* the one.

    The sequels immediately strip the series of all heart, and that highlights the logical flaws that weren’t as important in the first one. They’re as dumb as the prequels, as excessive and money-wasting as the prequels, and they lack the heart of the original, which is why Mike even bothered to review the Prequels in the first place. In most ways it would be the same motivation to make reviews of them. And yes there are a LOT of dumb things to talk about in the sequels lol. Things that make no sense, but that they gloss over to try to make it seem like it’s deep. The Matrix has elements of this too but it isn’t as important because the characters work in the first film.

  • bassbait

    In Mike Stoklasa’s brain, there is only Star Trek.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    wait till they go on the waterslide. fuck that pile of shit movies.

  • bassbait

    there were two logic errors in the film that were called attention to during my “screening” – 1 is that Cypher talks with Agent Smith in a scene, but there’s no way he could enter the matrix by himself, he would need someone else to pull him out… so how did he get in/out of the matrix in that scene?
    and 2 is that they mass murder a bunch of cops. Do those lives just not matter? My best answer for this one is that cops are either programs and not actual people, or that the cops are so far removed from a chance of even *leaving* the matrix, that they might as well be dead. Third answer, though weaker, is that their lives aren’t as important as the lives of thousands of others in the grand scheme of things. But while any of these explanations *could* work, the problem is that the film doesn’t answer, which makes the out of context mass murder seem excessive and cruel.

    Apart from those things, the film is pretty impeccable. You can give shit to the dated CGI but it’s not *that* dated, and nothing is immersion breaking.

    Also, I have a crush on Trinity now for some reason.

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Just putting this out there, no hate, but is Max Landis & Skrillex the same person? Have you ever seen them in the same room together? I rest by case. Of beer.

  • bleurgh

    Yep, especially not Jaws or the Wizard of Oz, those movies have lot’s of problems. The music, pacing, story, editing, everything about Total Recall is great.

  • sigaba

    Funny story: I’ve met Linda Shayne. I interviewed with her to work in post on Flyin’ Ryan. She funded the film herself, they were doing all of their editing in the basement of this boutique hotel in West Hollywood, I met them in the parking lot under the building– they literally had three folding chairs set up in a parking space.

    When Flyin’ Ryan showed at the American Film Market, the BBC went to the trouble of sending a letter to New Concorde complaining about the precipitous decline in the quality of their films, citing FR by name. After that, Roger Corman started to pull away from independent production and just do sales and distribution. Flyin’ Ryan is literally the movie that drove Corman out of filmmaking.

    I didn’t get the job, a friend of mine did.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Fateful Findings is a strange mix for me. He plays a writer in this one, but yet again he finds himself hacking into all the world governments and corporations, again with his 4 laptops that are always turned off. The music and cinematography is surprisingly decent. Lots of hot women. Very little makes sense. The first dinner scene, the drunk who is constantly knocking stuff over and shrugging but no one else ever seems to notice. It’s all so bizarre I have trouble believing it’s happening. On the one hand the craziness and horrible performances make me laugh at least once a minute, on the other hand it’s so terrible it pisses me off and I am not able to watch more than 15 minutes of it at a time. I guess it’s kind of brilliant, but for what it doesn’t set out to do. It’s kind of, accidentally brilliant, but I still have only gotten halfway through the movie in over a day and have no real commitment to ever finish it. What a thing it is.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Yeah but you could say the same about SantaSatan. The both dress in red and like giving things to small children.

  • Hello? Santa clearly has a taliban beard! Open your eyes!

  • tOmy`

    I wouldn’t say that these movies are on par with Prequels: The Everything Wrong trilogy.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    1. The he did a deal, the agents booted him out rather than kill him. They control the network they are Mods.
    2. Its a war, It doesn’t matter if enemy soldiers are good men, they are trying to kill you and stop your mission.
    BUUUUT if you have to explain it, it didnt work on screen. film 101.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I thought he was a Hells Angel?

  • tOmy`

    That police thing never bothered me – this ain’t no PG 13 bullshit. This is full on action movie. People are going to die.

    My biggest complaint is pretty much the most obvious one: System failure.

  • tOmy`

    Skrillex?

  • If selected a corner on the bounding box around Skrillex and pulled it straight up, then yes.

  • tOmy`

    You know, I went into it with almost no expectations, yet I tricked myself into thinking:

    “Well, I don’t mind having these movies pointlessly padded, at least I get to spent more time in Middle Earth, right? Right?”

    I didn’t know how fucking wrong I am.

    There is literally one scene that is good in the first one. One. As in 5 minutes out of 180.

    If I were to trim down the movie, I would leave one frame – Cate Blanchett wickedly smiling at Gandalf.

  • Jingle Bells Motorcycle Club

  • peterblue11

    you should have stayed in hell, you piece of shit

  • maddog

    I see what you did there.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • I’m_Your_White_Knight

    I wonder if the families of the thousands murdered by the KKK considered them to be “decrepit” or “dysfunctional”. Families who are still around today, who still have living memory of their loved ones being hung, burned, shot, blown up in their churches, etc. I wonder if the Collins, Wesley, Robertson, or McNair families would agree with that assessment. Oh, you don’t recognize those names? Their daughters were murdered in 1963. Not 1920. Though I wouldn’t blame you for not knowing. After all, the sovereign state of Alabama didn’t see fit to prosecute anyone until 1977. Despite the fact that the good christian J. Edgar Hoover, a man who made a career exposing and prosecuting “undesirable elements”, knew exactly who did it by 1965 at the latest, yet closed the case and refused to prosecute. Guess southern white christians didn’t fit his definition of “undesirable”. Two of the perpetrators didn’t see justice till the current century. We’re not talking crusades and inquisition here, buddy. This ain’t ancient history. You’re goddamn right I compare them to ISIS. The fact that you don’t speaks volumes. So does the fact that you think they haven’t been relevant since the 20s. There is perhaps nothing more dangerous than willful ignorance.

    The people on your side who say they don’t want to criminalize Islam are the same ones who supported McCarthy in the 50s. Again, something that happened within living memory. Yet something that so many refuse to learn from. The same people who lacked the “courage” and “moral certitude” to prosecute terrorists who shared the same skin color as them.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    satan kicked me out.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    yes this.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Fateful Findings is more bizarre which to me is more enjoyable. He gets hit by a car, leaves the hospital he’s in also while in his hospital gown by just walking home without anyone noticing, showers with bandages still over his giant wound, and shares it with his wife.

  • Strong_Bow

    Sounds about right.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Hey, this ain’t a time for Santa hats! It’s a time for Kylo Ren masks. Now available at your local Walmart.