Best of the Worst: Supergirl, Captain America (1990), and Roger Corman’s Fantastic Four

March 9, 20141,203 Comments

Superhero movies don’t seem to be going away anytime soon. Let’s take a look back at the awkward years of comic book characters being brought to the silver screen with three notorious comic adaptation failures, including the infamous, never-officially-released Fantastic Four movie produced by Roger Corman.

Also, for anyone interested, there is in fact a documentary coming out about the bizarre history of the Roger Corman Fantastic Four movie: www.doomedthemovie.com


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  • Daniel Bellfield

    :) thanks

  • El_Runko

    SECOND!!!!!!1111

  • Luke Bechtel

    haha awesome

  • Hale

    Aw, I thought you guys wanted to do Superman IV for a line up like this.

    Still, this is quite a batch of stinkers.

  • shavo

    MFW theres a new video

  • Stephen Higham

    Oh man, I love you guys. KEEP MAKING RANDOM CRAP!!!

  • Alex Lee

    I guess their comments in the Man of Steel review.is enough.

  • Edyed

    I could almost swear I had AIDS and heroin addiction before I saw a new episode of the Best of the Worst.

  • Paulus Cañamonjas

    This is delicious!!!

  • Svas Tara

    YEY! :)
    new one, and all movies it seems! :)

  • Kyl

    I love these so much it’s getting a little sad.

  • Adzl33t

    Great episde. I know these movies as Channel Awesome fodder material, with Linkara, Nostalgia Critic, Nostalgia Chick, and Bennett. I still hope for more Wheel of the Worst.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    They got a BOTW logo! A BOTW logo!

  • famousmortimer

    Didn’t fancy covering the Nick Fury movie with David Hasselhoff too?

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Rich Evans saying “Adorable” over and over at a villain writing the number 12 is the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen on this website.

  • Thanatos2k

    Rich Evans should have come dressed as Space Cop

  • Clan:Rewired_CCW

    Supersonic Man would’ve been a good one in the line-up.

  • Mathieu Benoit

    Tell Wizard to get bigger shirts

  • trololololololol

    I like penises too, wanna hang out?

  • ApertureSilence

    The thing that elevates Supergirl for me is that Jerry Goldsmith truly gave it his all with the score, as was his custom regardless of whether a movie was any good or not.

  • El_Runko

    loliseewhatyoudidthere

  • Andrey Tarkovsky Reference

    I think I’m gonna be sick. Stop the car.

  • Andrey Tarkovsky Reference

    I wonder if he’ll say that Lars von Trier’s “Nymphomaniac” is adorable?

  • Alex

    I thought the scene where she presents the new suits was kinda sweet. I don’t know if it was the music, but it felt very sincere, something I miss in a lot of movies nowadays :(

  • Fat Asshole

    Tell yourself to stop being a dick on the internet (or in general).

  • Cesar Garcia

    “Albert Pyun, god rest his soul”

    But Albert Pyun is still alive, ya’ guys.

  • Uncle Sporkums

    I saw that Cap movie several years ago, and the only thing I could remember is the “gonna be sick” recurring gag.

  • TJ

    Jack looks so different without his glasses.

  • TapewormBike

    Too soon?

  • TapewormBike

    This line up of movies makes uncomfortable amount of sense.

  • TapewormBike

    James Newton Howard Syndrome, got it.

  • stryker1121

    CYBER BULLY! CYBER BULLY!

  • TJ

    Maybe Jay meant it as a request?

  • TapewormBike

    Uhh..yeah.

  • TapewormBike

    Or a confession.

  • TapewormBike

    Hoff is off.

  • Guest

    Was this done on purpose?

  • playdude92 .

    Rich Evans is the only constant in an ever changing world.

  • Paul Schumann

    That Captain America car bit is in the running for top 5 funniest bad movie things I’ve ever seen in a BotW.

  • TapewormBike

    Are you offering then?

  • Proto

    Uhhhhh….

  • Jason

    Everything they said about Supergirl just made me want to see it. A girl gets Superman-type powers and all she wants to do with them is frolic with bunnies, fly by ponies, try on bras and get into cat-fights over a handsome man? And she’s extremely flighty (not a pun) and can’t focus on any one thing? Sounds like the most realistic super-heroine movie ever made.

  • Buzz Mcfly

    I’ll never be able to hear about that old Fantastic Four movie without immediately thinking about Arrested Development.

  • Uncle Sporkums

    I felt the same way. The cute, innocent way she showed it off kinda helped too, in my opinion.

  • Uncle Sporkums

    Agreed! I told them about it a while ago.

  • Marozeph

    Looks like he finally reached enlightenment through the power of bad movies.

  • TapewormBike

    I cannot stop hearing the music from 2001 while looking at it.

  • Striker, Ted

    Hmmm what did a young Jack living on a farm see in this movie? I wonder…

    http://www.foroswebgratis.com/imagenes_foros/4/1/5/0/9/446758cd-04n.jpg

  • Craven Moorehead

    Hack Frauds

  • LelouchtheFilial

    “If I can’t hit you, I can at least have your spawn.”
    Speaking of which, Spawn was another shitty superhero movie.
    It was raining heavily outside when I saw it, lightning was flashing across the sky, and I hoped to God that the power would just go out. I wouldn’t have been content with just turning off the movie or turning off the TV– I just wanted the TV to go completely blank so as to be exorcised of that demonic abomination.
    If you make a movie about someone with hellish powers, fine. The film ITSELF doesn’t need to be possessed by Satan.

  • Pissernacht

    Nice work with that special Best of the Worst logo. Are you guys thinking about branching out into superhero work? If so, please save us from these fucking Playstation ads…

    Yeah, Sony, I’m calling you the fuck out! You can bitch about how I can “share and care” by recording myself playing your games, but, well, that’s damn sure not going to happen unless you start ADVERTISING SOME FUCKING GAMES! So shut the cunting, pissing, shitting, horse-fallating, dog-humping hell up!

    …aside from that yeah, I’ll take your words for it and look up that Fantastic Four movie. Doesn’t look half bad all things considered!

  • Zero Sum

    I like that you mentioned the ’79 Captain America :) They released a sequel in the same year with what is probably one of the best movie titles ever, “Captain America 2: Death too Soon.”

    But the real reason I wanted to bring that up here is that Reb Brown played Steve Rogers in those movies, the very same actor who brought ‘Yor: The Hunter from the Future’ to life on VHS machines around the world.

  • Zero Sum

    Quite an entertaining movie if you’re under 10 years of age. Literally the only thing I remember about it is that Supergirl gave me quite the raging boner.

  • stryker1121

    Would love to see you guys do some of the 80s-era low budget Spider-Man films, where the Spidey’s web-shooters released basketball nets onto his foes.

  • Striker, Ted
  • Andrey Tarkovsky Reference

    Wasn’t he watching the Showbiz Bear when that clip was made?

  • Gene Parmesan

    You promised us Superman 4!

  • Tardo

    It’s funny you mentioned The Human Torch looking like Denny because when I saw this girl I thought of a younger and not Miss Piggy looking Lisa.

  • Shane Von Russell

    I don’t like you bad talking Fay Dunaway. How could you, Rich Evans? How could you?

  • Striker, Ted

    That was her real super power.

  • sepiajack

    That was great!
    Also I’m loving the huge amount of new content from the RLM lately!!

  • sepiajack

    True!!

  • sepiajack

    Agreed, I’m sick of irony, meta, and sarcasm in movies, I can’t even remember the last genre film I saw with genuine earnestness to it.

  • Rei Grim

    I finally know what Captain America’s power is: stealing cars.

  • Hale

    There are so many horrible old superhero movies out there, they could easily do hero-themed episodes like they did for Wheel of the Worst. And they could put that spiffy logo to more use!

  • Jason

    He wears those shirts IRONICALLY! OKAY? Now shuddup and let us enjoy Wizard’s man-boobs in all their glorious, hipster splendor.

  • Jason

    I’m guessing they’re saving it for an all-Hasselhoff edition of BotW. Or maybe an all-Baywatch edition, and they could throw-in Barb Wire and something with Carmen Electra.

  • Duckler

    Jay’s a Pyun-hound.

  • Duckler

    I bet none of these so-called superheroes could drive an ambulance in a cross-country race..

  • Jason

    What you don’t realize is that those scenes were important in establishing Captain America as an underhanded, sneaky weasel, so that the audience can root against him, only to be bitterly disappointed when he wins in the end. It was a daring move by the producers and writers, and I applaud them for their courage.

  • Jayless

    The wings ARE acceptable; He got them from lieutenant Latvia when they teamed up against the Foraging Few.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I read that comment, moved on to Jason’s, and somehow my mind swapped “shirts” into “boobs”.

  • asdf

    This whole video was just an advertisement for NOS energy drinks. Wake up, sheeple!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    If you look at the wider shot, it’s actually the feet of Jesus. Blasphemer.

  • Jeremy Davis

    Whenever I hear Rich Evans laugh, I get a raging erection.

  • Percy Gryce

    I was too busy reading the cool Venn diagram to notice the fit.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    When I saw their lineup, I was like
    http://i.minus.com/iHUShmEwzoj7c.gif

  • Noah Roalson

    It seems like I need to say this every time a new BotW comes out.

    I can’t stop cumminnnngggg!!!!

  • Noah Roalson

    Yep, Chewy does it too ;)

  • TJ

    He is so Jovial in this gif, I love it.

  • Percy Gryce

    It’s hard to believe that Supergirl’s nemeses were Bonnie Parker and Lawrence of Arabia.

  • Percy Gryce

    R-L-M . . . thanks!

  • Percy Gryce

    I love how Jay mixed up the names of the superhero leader of the Fantastic Four (Reed Richards) with a movie critic (Rex Reed).

  • Percy Gryce

    When I google imaged to find this jpeg, I typed “fraudian slip.”

  • Peter Battifarano

    Faces of Justice

  • dollar store cashier wife

    don’t we all?

  • bob665

    When it comes to superhero movies I’ve enjoyed a few but not a lot of them. The
    strange thing was as I was watching this I got the impression that a lot of
    these movies had the same flaws as more successful ones. Now granted I overlook
    things but the movie with the lowest budget was judged the best wall being
    considered the worst I saw many fans. I mean the movies infamous. However, now
    that I think about it, it was mostly people complain about the bad graphics.

  • Paul Schumann

    keep trying, you’ll get it eventually

  • Paul Schumann

    ugh that’s gross. I almost completely blocked Tobias’ “method one” girlfriend out of my memory… almost

  • Midlander

    A Reboot reference? I feel like the victim of a sudden sneak attack by the 90s.

  • Percy Gryce

    They do WOTW only every three months. We’ve got a long, painful wait.

  • Gregory G.

    You guys bash product placement, and then place a tall can of NOS right in our faces. You hacks. UNSUBSCRIBE

  • WrongWithYourFace

    U WOTW m8?

  • Percy Gryce

    Not just a logo–a spinning logo. That’s a good trick.

  • Dixon Bawls

    Seems like a superhero chest emblem to me.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Just look how effectively The Thing used it against those guards.

  • Percy Gryce

    It’s not even robbery–it’s barely larceny by trick.

  • Striker, Ted

    Grand Theft Auto: Captain America.

  • vicomtepicabia

    Of course it looks like the people who made The Fantastic Four were trying, because they actually were. No one told them the movie wasn’t going to be released until they handed it in, at which point Corman was like, “Thanks,” and tossed it in a desk drawer.

  • Jet Jaguar

    Monster Island (2004) starring Carmen Electra as Carmen Electra, Nick Carter as Nick Carter, and Adam West as Dr. Harryhausen.

  • Dixon Bawls

    Fun episode. Like Julia Child getting drunk and making Chicken Cordon Bleu out of McNuggets and Spam.

  • Duckler

    Too little drunkenness..! *Un-follow*

  • Duckler

    Henry Winkler..?!

  • Duckler

    Low Milwaukee Sun.

  • zzzz

    Talk about the script for Batman Returns (in contrast to the rest of the production, especially the visual character)

  • Dixon Bawls

    Felony shenanigans.

  • Rei Grim

    PSAT! Yeah! Now I wish Chris Evans would do that in the new movies! Pretends he is sick, punches Nick Fury and steals his flying battleship, invades North Korea and challenges Kim Jong-un to a game of basketball on the carrier’s deck! Space Jam 2: Electric Boggaloo

  • boodomi

    Visuals are everything, nothing else matters. Just ask Michael Bay

  • J from Raleigh

    Thanks for this. Growing up in the 90’s these are all movies I wanted to see but I never made the time to watch them. Saved me a lot of pain. One thing I can say about the Capt. American film… at least they had the balls to show the Nazi symbols, unlike the new films. Kinda takes the punch out of cap kicking nazi ass when they completely break the films from history and reality. Also, that one guy likes Super-girl way too much. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

  • Cameron Vale

    It seems like someone was working through some personal issues in the process of writing the movie. Perhaps in childhood, the writer often got carsick, and often fantasized of secretly being a hero feigning carsickness for cunning reasons. Or maybe the writer has some kind of anxiety due to being either a victim or perpetrator of motor vehicle theft, and gets a strange catharsis from recreating the situation with a superhero substituted for the offender.

  • Cameron Vale

    The CGI Hell in Spawn is about as bad as the CGI Human Torch in Corman’s Fantastic Four.

  • Tim

    It was like symbolism, or whatever.

  • FlixtheCat

    Fun episode!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    He may be Jovial, but is he Jovial Bob Stine?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Whenever women hear it, they get impregnated.

  • TJ

    Nah, Jay is actually funny.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I’ll do the work of HotFiddle, then. :)

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  • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud

    “(JD Salinger’s son) most famously known before this for a jock in Revenge of The Nerds – not the MAIN jock, just A jock.”

    Oh FUCK you guys for not playing a clip of him being A jock, I was totally expecting that and then bubkis.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Your writing is beautiful.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Whenever someone says ‘sheeple’ without irony or sarcasm, a part of me dies inside.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    RLM are the best at making hack fraudian slips!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    If Mr. Plinkett can host a party for a bunch of dead celebrities, then they can wish someone’s soul rests in peace before their death.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Speaking of long and painful…

  • Showbiz Pizza Bear

    Catching Rich in his most perplexed state.

  • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud
  • Dolfanar

    LOVED THIS!
    Next you have to take a shot at the 1970s TV movie versions of Spider-Man, Captain America and Wonder-woman (The 1974 pre-Linda Carter one).
    It would be EPIC!

  • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud
  • Showbiz Pizza Bear

    MUCH better – thank you, good sir.

  • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud

    Anything for you, Showbiz Pizza Bear.. just please don’t murder my family

  • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud

    With great power comes great respansubilbitty

  • Dr. Blake Downs

    This is a beautiful gif. The character looks just like your avatar. It’s almost like it was your destiny to make this gif.

  • http://macaulay.us/ Scottland559

    I haven’t watched the video yet but am posting here anyway!

  • shanebroughton

    Are these guys what you would call “hipsters”?

  • shanebroughton

    I think RLM know what to do for their next movie now…

  • shanebroughton

    No, it’s the opposite of getting pregnant…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Whenever women hear it, they get unpregnant?

  • venturieffect

    A good end to an inferior day. But if MST3K taught me anything, it’s that Roger Corman’s name cannot be attached to anything good, so what’s REALLY going on here guys?

  • nocussing

    no they are just dorks that like movies

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I don’t know what your intention is, but if it’s to make me laugh until I choke, it’s working.

    I swear, I was thinking about you every second of the making of the gif. I merely adopted the gifs. You were born in them! Molded by them!

  • Waldente

    Because of selective advertising we saw different ads.

  • Waldente

    While talking about why each of the fantastic four got what power they have,
    they are implying that the guy who became the thing did so because he was always hard as a rock before. Did you get that one?

  • http://macaulay.us/ Scottland559

    You’re not even destroying shit now? You fucking corn dogs better grab some nuts and wreck stuff.

  • Peter

    Oh my god…..I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard as when Captain Dickhead, I mean America, stole the second car by pretending to throw up.

  • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud

    It was a combination of being surprised/impressed that you made a gif from the new episode faster than I could, and also that there happened to be a scene from the episode that perfectly summed up how it felt to be beaten to the punch.

    You have the gift of gif, and I salute you for it.

  • Steven Ciofalo

    I don’t mean to alarm anyone.. But this place in Captain America http://i.imgur.com/GaV4RCA.jpg is pretty much the exact same as Kings Landing in Game of Thrones! http://i5.minus.com/if84YJliq3Fcx.png

  • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud

    OH MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT :O I didn’t think about that at all as I was making it but he TOTALLY DOES!

    Here’s the story on why my icon is what it is, from the first shitty little MSpaint comic I made years ago: http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/post/16726713165/this-was-the-first-one-i-did-based-on-a-guy-i-saw

  • Schlockey

    This is an outrage I paid to see shit destroyed

  • Waldente

    Now you have alarmed me.

  • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud

    Just like I taught you that one drunken night :D

  • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud
  • jnorris441

    I didn’t even watch yet, but this is arguably the best collection of movies you have done on BOTW

  • Poopfeast420

    yeah infinitely better than crappy training videos or infomercials or whatever, not only do we enjoy the actual movies more, the RLM guys seem to as well which makes for a more entertaining review

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    How do you think so many women now have PCOS? The eggs just NEVER leave!

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    You gotta admit, Jack looks GREAT with a superhero mask.

  • bb-15

    Yes, it’s a nice change_for_the gang to be reviewing real_movies made by professional filmakers.
    For_instance_they kept repeating how bad_Supergirl_was but I would rather see_that any_day than their other BOTW_superhero movie The_Amazing Bulk.

  • Duckler

    You Will Believe… that four grown men will take a shit on Supergirl.. Er, uh, I stand by that statement.

  • Fangs

    I hope that other fraud is absent because he’s working on an ‘upcoming’ fucking plinkett review.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    You’re good at making no-boned strippers.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Why did you ruin it for me?!

  • bob665

    I once saw this short movie on one of those old stations. Anyways, it was about
    this guy watching a play and it going back and forth between the actual play
    and what he was imagining he was watching. Some B movies should be laughed at
    and others deserve to be filled in.

  • Cameron Vale

    When even Superman can’t be heroic with a straight face anymore, something is very off.

  • Cameron Vale

    The clip went into hiding.

  • Cameron Vale

    Is this Mike?

  • Jayless

    I recognize The Male Banshee but who’s his partner in heroism?

  • TheMcolonel

    Yes

  • Joe Cucinotti

    Just FYI – They DO explain how Cap got his costume and shield but it was very “blink and you’ll miss it”. 2 really quick pieces of dialogue that you could have easily missed if you were talking or laughing or sleeping.

    As a superhero fan STARVING for film representation of my favorite characters growing up, these were watched CONSTANTLY in my house. I am thrilled that you’ve taken the time to rip them the new ones that they deserve. Keep it up.

  • http://solo4357.blogspot.com/ Solo4357

    good choices! I have a real soft spot for Supergirl but I also know that it’s a terrible movie.

  • Duckler

    I’m so glad Cap has the latest in WWII leather technology in his gloves. We wouldn’t want to win the war sooner with mechanic’s gloves.. right?

  • Steve

    Another Best of the Worst?
    When’s the next episode of 101 Wacky Kid Jokes?

    Seriously though, this may be my favorite episode to date.

  • Percy Gryce

    He had you at “dicks”?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I want to see The Amazing Bulk.

  • son of pluto

    Screw you baldy. Fantastic Four is the best.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Because Jesus is the truth of God and has though thus forsaken me, and all that jazz.

    And because I just sit here like an asshole.

  • durhay

    “Pull the helicarrier over, I’m going to be sick”

  • Percy Gryce

    Get a room, you two.

  • Percy Gryce

    I was also hoping to see a side-by-side comparison of Michael Chiklis’s Thing with Roger Corman’s Thing.

    Oooohhh . . . that’s didn’t come out right–that didn’t come out right at all . . . .

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Don’t forget John Carpenter’s Thing. I always wondered why it looked nothing like the comics.

  • Gene Parmesan

    As the world moves on, Rich Evans stands in the middle as the nexus to all realities. He’s what you’ll find when you reach the top of the Dark Tower.

  • Gene Parmesan

    Maybe that’s because you’re a conformist group-thinker who’s stuck in the herd on a bandwagon.

  • Showbiz Pizza Bear

    Showbiz Bear was watching HIM.

  • Showbiz Pizza Bear

    OK, not your family.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Is Jesus sitting there like an asshole? Seriously he has nothing better to do than sit on top of a movie shelf?

  • Gene Parmesan

    Caligula, Supergirl, and King Ralph. Where did Peter O’Toole’s self respect go?

  • DigitalGambit

    Plinkett Review or ill DDOS this website for the next 6 months.

  • Gene Parmesan

    He goes where people need him most, and watching all these terrible films BOTW desperately need him.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    You need Jesus!

  • Gene Parmesan

    Ooo pick me, pick me!

  • Dr. Perky

    I remember seeing a trailer for the Fantastic Four on a VHS I had as a kid, I think it was Skateboard kid I always wanted to watch it as a kid now seeing that it’s apparently pretty good in a funny bad way makes me wanna watch it haha.

  • Memoman

    That guilty burst in cadence and pitch when Rich says: “I ~like~ the Fantastic Four; That’s a guilty pleasure.

  • Percy Gryce

    Please continue . . .

  • fskn

    Wha– You did what I suggested?? UNBELIEVABLE! :DDDD

  • Gene Parmesan

    We did see his grandpa jerking off though

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYxjs1WHHl4

  • Fass5RingBinder

    I think they also used it one of the Bond movies, where he jumps off the parapet (or whatever they call it) with a horse. I think it was Never Say Never.

  • Gene Parmesan

    Please don’t, we all want to watch.

  • Joao Marcos de Aquino

    It’s the Fabulous Frog-Man. (Yes, he exists, google it.)

  • Joao Marcos de Aquino

    Seriously? People still don’t have add blocks? In 2014?

  • Percy Gryce

    Don’t worry, they’ll gif it later.

  • Percy Gryce

    A bandwagon . . . full of lemmings.

  • Hmmm

    Is there a way to just mute Rich in these videos? He’s got the most annoying voice. Worst laugh ever. Everyone else is good.

  • Percy Gryce

    Missing frames from the Zapruder film?

    Too soon?

  • Percy Gryce

  • marko112kg

    Found something interesting, the same guy produced this and the 2005 version –

    Bernd Eichinger

  • Percy Gryce

    I think you should call yourself “Dollar Collar.”

    It’s like poetry, it rhymes.

  • Jean-François Martel

    A STRANGE SOUND DISTURBS MY KINGDOM, I RISE FROM MY CENTENNIAL SLUMBER, I SEE!!! IT IS THE BEST OF THE WORST!

  • LelouchtheFilial

    So, Jack Packard inexplicably likes Supergirl and grew up on a farm.
    You guys, this is a crazy theory, but is it possible that Superman updated his “just-wear-glasses-and-no-one-will-notice” disguise to include a bald cap as well?

  • Benzo

    I like the modern Fantastic Four because it has a naked Jessica Alba.

  • LukeMM95

    Awesome video guys. I’ve actually wanted to check the 90s Captain America for while now just for shits and giggles but I haven’t got around to it. This moment always cracks me up, it’s the perfect amount of cheese:

  • Jean-François Martel

    seriously though, i got chores to do, y’all making me late. you should be ashamed of yourselves… as a punishment you need to watch more bad movies for my amusement.

  • Wildride

    Supergirl is exactly the movie the Salkinds wanted to make. In fact, all the good things in Superman I and II were the things that got the director fired. All the shitty stuff in them as well as this, Superman III and IV was what they were looking for. I’m not entirely what the Salkinds had against the Superman franchise that they felt the need to buy up the rights and use them to produce horrible movies, but that’s what they went with.

  • Wildride

    “She’s a girl, so she has to want a man, right?”
    “Superman spends half his time trying to woo Lois Lane. Supergirl should have a love interest, too, right?”

    It’s kind of a double standard that people think it’s weird or sexist that Supergirl would have a love interest, but no one bats an eye at Superman wanting to bang an Earth girl (apparently they are easy).

  • Wildride

    Thing is dubbed because, although the actor is wearing a mask, the character isn’t, so his voice should be coming out clearly. But Doom, the character, is wearing a mask, so he sounds muffled because that’s what he should sound like.

  • Wildride

    The human torch “CG?” scene looks more like Rocket Robin Hood than it does like Reboot.

  • Rossco

    Hehey! Finally noticed that copy of Ken Russell’s The Devils I sent them on the RLM shelves. This gives me a fleeting sense of something like joy.

  • Jack Packard

    It’s not just that she has a love interest. She forgets that she has to save her entire species because she sees a cut boy. There was no plot MacGuffin in the first Superman movie so he had time to meet people and character build. Supergirl has a mission that she doesn’t do because she sees a shirtless(handsome) man.

  • Patrick

    “Supergirl does for feminism what Birth of a Nation does for the civil rights movement.”

    I’ve never loved Rich more

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Why does the spinning logo have a child-sized helmet and goggles in the cockpit?

  • Duckler

    Who knew that he had a brain between those sexy thighs..?

  • Duckler

    Was it somewhere between “Self Hypnosis” and “Virgin Machine”?

  • Wildride

    That’s fine, and all, but a) the reviewers attacked the idea of including a love interest at all (see the line I was paraphrasing) and b) the thing you describe didn’t happen in the movie. Faye Dunaway’s character sidetracked her take over the world plans because she saw a shirtless guy. Under the influence of a love spell, he started following Supergirl around like a puppy and imposing himself on her.

    She’s saving a guy in distress from the clutches of the villain of the movie. Superman goes back in time to save the chick he wants to bang, letting thousands of people (that he’d previously saved) die. Nice priorities, hero! Here’s a thought: If you can go back in time, go back to before you screwed up and caused mass casualties by letting Luthor trick you.

    The point is, though, the reviewers specifically deride the film’s producers for including a love interest at all — And only because she’s a girl. That’s what I was addressing.

  • ident

    But you can’t take that comment in isolation. The comment was not simply in response to a love interest, but in response to the film as a whole (bra stuffing, bunny staring, et al.).

  • ident

    Roger Corman has had various levels of distance from projects he was attached to. He sometimes let directors have complete artistic control, so long as they stay under budget and on time. Targets is a classic B movie that was the result of Corman telling Peter Bogdanovich to make whatever he wanted so long as he used Boris Karloff and stayed under $130k.

  • Jack Packard

    Exactly what ident said. While you are correct that SuperGirl does not abandon her quest for a man, she abandons it for other girly things.

  • Veteran of the Psychic Wars

    I’m not surprised the FF one turned out to be the best. The weird thing about Corman is that apparently he was actually quite capable of making a good movie. It’s just that he placed making a buck above it all. But it seems his “Poe” movies from the 60’s – where he had a bit more time and money to work – are pretty good.

    He was certainly no Albert Pyun. Man, what a dull, boring director. Looking at a lot of his movies, you’d expect they’d be fun cheese fests (Van Damme fighting cyborgs in the post-apocalyptic future), but then they just turn out to be boring as hell (like Cyborg did). Every Pyun flick I’ve seen was completely boring.

  • http://Cinemasailor.com/ David

    Space Cop: It Feels Promising Until it Happens

  • ident

    There is. Blind yourself to all that is pure, good, and true in this world and you’ll never have to experience the joyous warmth of Richevans again.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Thank you. That gif truly is the perfect response. It never gets old. Every time I see it I go http://i.minus.com/iUSXVKoCEjmwT.gif

  • Striker, Ted

    I want so badly to believe this doesn’t exist. Simply because it can’t, but it does.

    http://www.mundosimpson.com.ar/imagenes/technical/3f04.jpg

  • Karen Vinter

    So good – really wish you’d done Batman and Robin too though….a truly awful cheese-fest which looks cheap as shit these days. Perhaps we can have that versus Superman 3 or 4, versus Catwoman?

  • Alex

    Straight out of a Mentos commercial.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    They’re too mainstream.

  • omitted

    That’s what she said

  • Karen Vinter

    I think you’re probably right, although BOTW have done some mainstream movies (Supergirl, Thunderpants), they are few and far between. A shame cos I caught some of Batman and Robin on TV the other night, and couldn’t believe what I was watching!

  • Alex
  • omitted

    Still waiting here shirtless for Jay to come out

  • ident

    Or it was his turn to run the camera. But keep hope alive, I suppose.

  • omitted

    God I need Jay to slip me one

  • omitted

    May I join too? More the merrier

  • omitted

    I came at the first circle…

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Until Rich Evans said “Try Again.” That totally took me out of the movie.

  • Dr. Blake Downs

    The real question that needs to be answered about the origin of your avatar is whether the stripper on stage actually grabbed the dollar collar.

  • ThomasHFoolery

    Where’s Mike?! When I tune into BotW I wanna see Mike and the other guy. Not the other guy, another other guy, and 2 other other other guys!

  • Desmond348

    Bring back Stoklasa or WE RIOT.

  • http://nathanhawks.us/ Nathan Hawks

    Pretty please, leave the 70’s Captain America movies for Spoony. Reb Brown is kinda his thing :)

  • Robby

    I fucking love Jack. Can I just reiterate that? Everyone in this episode is on their A game. This episode is awesome.

  • http://nathanhawks.us/ Nathan Hawks

    To the editor: Dude, there is a such thing as too much of Rich’s laugh ;)

  • Andrew Harding

    I’ll continue to demand this until it happens. Jack Packard needs his own movie.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    It’s because Jack was farm bred. Possibly why he’s also good with guns.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Me too! There’s just so many toy stores in their fantasy city, with such bright crayon cars and no treadmills. It’s simply magical.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I hear he likes shirtless guys. You should try that to get the slip you deserve!

    Edit: Oh wait, you said down thread you’re shirtless and waiting. Rub coconut oil all over yourself! That should work.

  • Hale

    No one has a monopoly on talking about movies.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    I’ll be goddamned if talking about schlocky movies is reserved for Nostalgia Critic and his affiliates.

  • Hale

    In Corman’s defense, his churning out of no-budget, z-grade films is actually what kept alot of theaters afloat in the 50’s or 60’s.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Is the bandwagon filled with lemmings, or is it a bandwagon made OF lemmings?

  • http://nathanhawks.us/ Nathan Hawks

    Who said anyone did?

  • http://nathanhawks.us/ Nathan Hawks

    Who said it was?

  • Hale

    There’s a huge difference between a character having a love interest and a character defined by gender stereotypes.

    If they made a Superman film with the same mindset of this Supergirl film, he and Lex would abandon whatever they were doing in the plot to both woo Lois Lane, all while Superman chugged beer, ate raw meat, and visited a strip club with his broskies.

  • Hale

    You just kinda did an hour ago.

  • http://nathanhawks.us/ Nathan Hawks

    Perhaps you misunderstand the meaning of the phrase, “it’s kinda his thing.” It does not imply ownership or dominion of any kind. Perhaps you are also unaware of what is meant when a request begins with the word “please.” It tends to imply that the person being asked is under no particular obligation to obey the request. If any monopoly was in place, the language would probably have been a bit different and it wouldn’t have been my place to make the request.

    Done being a pedant yet?

  • locoma

    hey, nice panel with BOTW favs! and HOLY FUCK XTRO is really expensive! XD

  • Hale

    Saying “pretty please” and “it’s kinda his thing”, ending with a smiley, comes off more passive-aggressive and condescending than you probably think.

  • http://nathanhawks.us/ Nathan Hawks

    Maybe in some faddish world where everyone assumes nobody is genuine. Thanks for letting everybody know what _you_ really mean when _you_ say those things.

  • Hale

    It’s because of a little four-letter word called “tone”. Even unspoken text carries a very specific tone, and you’re initial comment didn’t carry anything genuine in the way you claimed it to mean. You said quite clearly they shouldn’t talk about the Reb Brown Captain America movie because it was someone else’s “thing”, and added cutesy wording to it.

    And you should change “failtroll” back to “pedant” because it’s more accurate and looks less idiotic.

  • Hale

    Hit the mute button when he’s about to laugh. You just answered your own question.

  • http://nathanhawks.us/ Nathan Hawks

    You’re so desperate to make it look like you’re making any kind of sense, but it all comes back to the fact that I meant only and exactly what I said. I’m sorry you desperately need to paint all people who say things nicely as dicks. It’s a cruel world and we all need our ways of coping. I, for example, just assume that anyone who imagines cruelty where there was only kindness, probably needs it to be repeatedly pointed out to them that, ultimately, that perception problem is theirs and theirs alone, and that people will respond better to them if they ever learn to knock that shit off.

  • Hale

    …But that’s exactly what you said. Do you need a screencap of your own post?

    And if that’s really what you mean, whatever it was, than it brings me to a five-letter word: “naive”.

  • Hale

    Batman could have his own episode.

    Batman and Robin
    Adam West Batman Movie
    Old Batman serials Batman

  • http://nathanhawks.us/ Nathan Hawks

    No. Perhaps you misunderstand the meanings of the phrases “please,” and “kinda his thing.” Oh wait, we’ve gone in a circle now.

    Yknow, I’m going to change tack and observe that your Disqus profile doesn’t paint you as someone who’s just a troll. So why are you starting now? Or do you really, honestly believe that everyone shares your opinion that “please” and suchlike are always dishonest embellishments? I do not come from that world.

    If you’ll step back with me for a moment, I wonder if you’ll agree that people who genuinely value things being phrased in courteous ways, and people who assume that courtesy is always dishonest, are going to have trouble getting along.

    Because if you do agree with that, then why would you even willingly engage with such a person in the first place? And if you don’t agree with that, then are you saying you are some kind of anti-courtesy missionary for the internet? Seeking out and criticizing the word “please” wherever you see it proffered?

    I’m barely even being facetious at this point. Maybe you just delete your trolling messages afterwards to foll people who check. That’s the main reason I’m having trouble giving any benefit of the doubt at this point.

    Are you just having a bad day, made a quick trolling comment to blow off steam, got a combative response, and now it’s your cathartic engagement of the evening? Or are you just sliding into nihilism and I’m the fortunate soul watching it happen?

  • LelouchtheFilial

    “Pretty please, leave the 70’s Captain America movies for Spoony.”

  • http://nathanhawks.us/ Nathan Hawks

    Yeah, you’re late to the party, so I’m afraid my only response for you now is “scroll down.”

  • Hale

    Maybe it’s because I’m sick of people with their heads up their ass telling other guys they can’t talk about a movie because someone from TGWTG did. Hell, I’m sick of people telling other TGWTG critics they can’t review a movie because someone else on their site did.

  • http://nathanhawks.us/ Nathan Hawks

    Heh. Well I can wholeheartedly say that you and I have something in common if we are sick of the way Channel Awesome jockeys behave. I basically stopped going there when they fired Spoony for being trollable by the penis. If you want to find out just how crappy some of those people can be, and you want to be frigging furious about just how petty this crap gets, google “Why did Spoony get fired” and bring alcohol, because the rabbit hole is deep and it’s actually a rectum where nice people get buttraped in the head.

    Spoony isn’t with TGWTG. His then-girlfriend gathered a faction of Channel Awesome jocks to help her troll him with sexual abuse rumors, publicly, until his bipolar ass snapped on Twitter. Once they were done bull-baiting him, then he finally _did_ do something worth shaming him over, and that’s how he got fired.

    Aaaaaaaaaaanyway. Now your choices are either to take the Troll pill — call me a white knight and take some other tack to attempt to annoy me — or you can take the Groovy pill — and you can be like, oh, so you’re just trying to request professional courtesy as a fan of yet another non-TG channel, and wow, what a bunch of crap that story sounds like. For my part, I relish in combat with trolls. I say nice things on the internet, and if someone has a problem with that, they find out I was the wrong target to pick because I’ll just point really deep into their soul at what a shitheel they’re acting like, and I’ll be right about it, and it’ll be there for all time.

    I recommend the groovy pill. Olive branch is there if you can just take my OP at face value.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    No, I read your comments.
    You gave the dictionary definition of the word “please,” kept calling Hale a failtroll (THAT’LL gain the respect of people over 13) and used some backwards logic to make it seem as if “don’t talk about Captain America, because Spoony does it” DOESN’T imply that you think that RLM shouldn’t talk about it because Spoony talked about it.
    And then you checked Hale’s disqus to… get dirt on him?

    You’re THAT desperate to win an internet fight?

  • http://nathanhawks.us/ Nathan Hawks

    Nope, but good job taking a couple original tacks on _your_ trolling attempts.

    Since I’m either going to make my conversation with hale go positive or go away, and since I’ve gotten my healthy shot of justified adrenaline for the night by shoving trolls’ words down their own throats, you don’t get to play tonight. Since you’re starting shit with me, I hope it annoys you that I don’t care.

    We’re done here.

  • Thanatos2k

    Adam West Batman is a fucking classic, there’s nothing wrong with it.

  • Thanatos2k

    Looks more Beast Wars than Reboot

  • Hale

    He got fired because he made creepy comments to a co-worker and other people got tired of that shit.

    And your initial thesis was “Pretty please, leave the 70’s Captain America movies for Spoony. Reb Brown is kinda his thing :)” Taken purely at face value you’re not implying, but outright requesting, RLM should not discuss The 70’s Reb Brown movie because Spoony already did. I don’t see many benign reasons for wanting that. You either don’t want the possibility of two conflicting opinions on a particular piece of media someone you liked has already covered. Or, you believe that because Spoony has already reviewed it, no one else should, either because what’s said about it has already been said, or he’s the only one who has the right to say it.

  • Thanatos2k

    “Pull this hammer over, I’m going to be sick”

  • Hale

    Dat shark-repellant though, mang…

  • LelouchtheFilial

    WHAT?! No… no, we CAN’T be done.
    My… my troll cravings… for online rage… never satiated…
    NOW what have I to live for?

  • Thanatos2k

    …his name? Space Cop.

  • Thanatos2k

    It’s like poetry.

  • Hale

    You obviously cared enough to reply to his comment.

  • http://nathanhawks.us/ Nathan Hawks

    I make no statement of what RLM “should or should not” do. This and everything else you’re saying here, is a failed attempt to put words in my mouth. I’ve never met anyone with any level of literacy who would interpret anything going on here the way you’re interpreting it.

    The goodwill is all gone now. I don’t know or care where you got any of your alleged opinions because you’ve proven disinterested in coming to agreement in this conversation. You’ve taken the combative option at every turn. You’re just a dick with a fake name who wants to spend as much of his time being a dick with a fake name this evening as possible.

    A little something about you:

    http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/climate_desk/2014/02/internet_troll_personality_study_machiavellianism_narcissism_psychopathy.html

    You and I are done here. If you keep looking for replies from me, I will be giggling at your failure in trying to elicit one.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    If he HADN’T, I would have just been staring into the blank white space where his comment SHOULD have been, frothing at the mouth, foaming at the lips in anticipation.
    Also, my pants would have been off.

  • Hale

    These ARE the words that came out of your mouth.

  • Hale

    Why aren’t they off now?

  • CaptNemo

    Did anyone recognize the hunky guy in Supergirl as Ellis from Die Hard? He was the cokehead executive who tried to sell John McClane out to Hans Gruber and got a bullet for his trouble.

  • Hale

    This whole film was what he saw on is coke-binge.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    Hey… that’s a good question.
    I’ll need the harmonica… and some privacy.

  • Mike Jakermen

    Adam West Batman is not supposed to be taken seriously. Its more of a parody of the absurdities of Super-Heroes. Which it dose very very well.

  • ident

    To the editor: Disregard.

  • ident

    Hunting wild corn and tomatoes through his equidistant rows.

  • http://nathanhawks.us/ Nathan Hawks

    Heh, I was waiting for that. I know a lot of RLM fans can’t get enough of that sound. Maybe if I had better speakers…

  • http://hardycases.com/ Hale

    I’m well, well aware of that. But the movie, not the series itself, isn’t considered (by alot of people, not saying myself), to be really, really bad. Like even people who like or love the TV series seem to dislike it. I can’t speak for myself because I’ve never seen it, but that’s what I’ve gathered through osmosis.

  • Mike Jakermen

    Frankly i don’t problem with any of these movies. Because A) i like Superhero. B) I like Cheesy movies. And Superhero movies are a rich source of Cheese.

  • Guest

    Virgin Machine?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Marriage.

  • http://hardycases.com/ Hale

    Which is a real shame because it is neither a virgin, nor a machine.

    THE MACHINE’S A FUCKING GHOST.

  • ident

    Oh please, can I get a reply? And if I can, can I give it to Hale? I have to give you credit, though, you take that old politician’s credo “deny everything” to a delightful extreme. And that little stinger at the end declaring victory and dropping the mic is pure genius. I mean, genius if we were all in grade school and couldn’t see right through it, but I’m sure the preteens will just love it.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    The next RLM update. :)

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    You can use [sans spaces] to italicize.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Well, that was somewhat entertaining. I managed to stay rock hard through that entire “conversation”. Thank you [my erect penis thanks you as well].

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    The Pedantic Whore.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Hahaha. “Mike” and “run” in the same sentence. If I recall correctly, he runs comically slow and he slightly tilts to one side.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “make me laugh until I choke”

    He’s like the Darth Vader of the GIF world.

  • Percy Gryce

    Heresy. Anathema sit.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    My mind is so far in the gutter that he had me at ‘d’.

  • bassbait

    Jay you got to make a quick cut review of “Primer”. If you think a
    million dollar budget for Fantastic Four is impressive, Primer was made
    for 7,000 dollars, and it’s not only good for it’s budget, it’s a
    film-making masterpiece!

  • Percy Gryce

    This is Jack’s first post to the infamous RLM comments board. Welcome.

  • Percy Gryce

    Please elaborate–before Conan cuts your head off.

  • http://nathanhawks.us/ Nathan Hawks

    I’ll see your anathema sit and raise you a lorem ipsum.

  • Percy Gryce

    It’s the RLM Shuffle. Faddlechud, get giffing. Bisone, how about a crazy send-up of the RLM Shuffle based on the Chicago Bears’ infamous Superbowl Shuffle. Stark, patrol the parameter. And Hulk, smash!

  • Percy Gryce

    But not too closely.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I’ll sit uselessly in my bedroom and record myself reacting to it, then put it on YouTube.

  • Percy Gryce

    They’ve done four WOTWs and 13 BOTWs–they’re hardly overdoing the “crappy training video” and “infomercial” thing. And, besides, they’ve spun comedy gold out of the straw of Dunkin’ Donuts uniform previews, Japanese bluegrass fiddlers, backdoor mayors, huntin’ grandmas, drunkin’ Allen Funts, and Kevin Bacon.

  • Josh Noble

    Now he rests blissfully in the dirt, away from this garbage.

  • Percy Gryce

    Oh, you’re Agent Coulson. You died before the Battle of New York, but you get to come back in a TV series that no one but Mrs. Gryce and I are watching.

  • Josh Noble

    Stuck in the herd…on a band wagon. Are we talking about a college marching band in a parade now?

  • Percy Gryce

    What is the name of that Australian fellow? Theodore Miller?

  • Josh Noble

    This guy saw horse fellatio, apparently, and was either appalled or intrigued.

    I must be seeing the wrong things because all I see is Buzz Lightyear looking like an idiot.

  • Percy Gryce

    Res ipsa loquitur. Arma virumque cano. E pluribus unum. Inka dinka doo.

  • Josh Noble

    If you look closer you can see it is John Rhys Davies.

    http://thehobbitfilms.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/jrd.jpg

  • Percy Gryce

    “Jarvis, pull the Mark 42 ov . . . .” Ah, fuck it.

  • Josh Noble

    R.L. Stine would like to mail you a complementary copy of the book for that comment.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    Nathan Hawks won’t reply to my comments, and they totally fucked up the Mandarin in Iron Man 3.
    God is dead.
    Da Mandurin.

  • ident

    I totally see the connection between Fantastic Four and Primer, because I also have been smokin’ some heavy doobies.

  • http://nathanhawks.us/ Nathan Hawks

    Cum sermo fit stupidus, ego cessare. Et, Eja! Brachium aridus! Google translate is a murderer.

  • ident

    There are a few typos in there. I’m sure you meant to say “Make a Plinkett Review, you fat homos!”

  • ident

    Richevans has nothing but respect for Fay Dunaway. Faye Dunaway, however, sold him some bad coke in ’87 and she can go fuck herself as for as Richevans is concerned.

  • ident

    Ad blockers steal hot dogs from the mouth of Richevans. How can he police space when you’re slapping hot dogs out of his mouth?

  • ident

    If you mean an infinite loop of Evans, sounds like heaven.

  • redletterjay

    No there isn’t.

  • ident

    The new Superman was earnest. Earnest and dark and boring.

  • ident

    I don’t know what those things are so I will assume it’s some kind of pornographic reference. There are children here, sir!

  • Josh Noble
  • ident

    Maybe, but I can’t see the importance of being Ernest…P. Worrell

  • http://nathanhawks.us/ Nathan Hawks

    Jay disagreed with me! I’ll never delete this flame war as long as I live!

  • Josh Noble

    I accidentally picked the creepiest fucking picture I could. I’m so sorry.

  • ident

    OMG, Jay, you need to leave before omitted finds out you’re here. I’ll hold him off for as long as I can!

  • ShadowACS

    Awesome, new best of the worst.

    Also, isn’t that the shitty Captain American movie the Nostalgia Critic reviewed? Looking forward to seeing these guys rip it a new asshole as well.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    It’s really in poor taste to bitch about Rich Evans’s laugh now, isn’t it?
    It’s joyous. It’s awkward. It’s daunting to those unaccustomed to it. It’s beautiful. It is an expression of genuine glee in the face of soulless, cynical movies.
    Rich Evans’s laugh is the very essence of Redlettermedia.
    It won’t die. It CAN’T die.

  • Alex Lee

    I don’t think that’s the real Jack…

  • asdf1inciwnc

    This was by far the best redlettermedia segment i’ve seen in a long while, because everyone wasn’t TRYING to be funny. You were just being yourselves, and you’re funny people on your own!! keep it up!!

  • omitted

    I can be patient and wait till his done conquering the world…

  • Fangs

    Good point, Judith.
    Who are they taking turns with though? Those two people to the left no one cares about?

  • Jayless

    Space Cop is a secret(!) identity of the Male Banshee. It could be the Frog-Man but I wouldn’t count Buzzing Bald Butt out either. It’s hard to see with his glasses on; It just COMPLETELY changes his face.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    One does not simply group Adam West with Batman and Robin.

  • Jakoporeeno Tex Mex Johnson

    The same day I watched this I later watched Watchmojo’s “Top 10 female supervillains” where they mentioned Faye Dunaway’s character as an honorable mention!
    Also, you didn’t destroy any tape in the end. I want my money back

  • Painted Pagliacci Of Perfidy

    Jay is dressed exactly like the guy getting chased by the garbage truck thing in “Supergirl”. Why did no one mention this?

  • omitted

    I was too busy imagining him without any clothes…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    What the fucking hell are you saying?! Speak American, dammit!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “there is a such thing as”

    No a there a is a not a. ;)

  • omitted

    Pull this thread over, I’m sick of it

  • omitted

    God damn time difference! Count your blessings Jay that there is an ocean between us…

  • omitted

    I will make it my life goal to get a response from Jay. Then I can happily die from autoerotic asphyxiation

  • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud

    Well of course she did, it’s money. But it was the fact that this guy was standing there so blankly like he was waiting in line at the DMV.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    Would you even understand it then, you filthy Canadian?

  • LelouchtheFilial

    Might be. He comments on his own Youtube videos a lot.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I’m sad you didn’t mention the pigs, and maybe those wascally wabbits.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I keep getting whiskey commercials, and I don’t even drink booze. Wanna trade?

  • Domo_Konnichiwa
  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I’ll be honest; some nights I get a little insomnia and the thing that helps me get tired are HITB episodes without Rich Evans. Mike’s droning on and on will knock me the fuck out. Anything with Rich Evans is like a super shot of espresso.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Velveeta goodness.

  • LukeMM95

    Rich Evans: “Now here’s a woman I’d actually wanna fuck.”

  • Fangs

    You’re so damn hot, Jay! Please don’t shave (or trim) that lumberjack beard of yours. You remind me of my long gone father and my analyst told me I have unresolved paternal issues.

  • TapewormBike

    How do you manage to type whilst doing a handstand on a skateboard, going downhill?

  • TapewormBike

    Same here brother, same here….

  • TapewormBike

    Will we see it on your youtube channel? Pretty please, it´s kinda my thing.

  • TapewormBike

    To the Salkind´s credit, he probably was just trying to convey the important message that girls are sort of fluffy dummies and older women are frigid hags.

  • TapewormBike

    That like a Jabba speak or wha?

  • TapewormBike

    Bucket of Blood, shot in two days on a set used to shoot Little Shop of Horrors – brilliant. If you want to see antihipster movie, this one from 1959 is the best.

  • ident

    Siri.

  • ident

    Would’ve ruined the bit if I did.

  • ident

    I’ve not paid close attention, but I’ve noticed Jack, Jay, Mike and Jessi behind the camera at various points.

  • Percy Gryce

    “some heavy doobies”?

    There are only two kinds of people who would use that expression in 2014: hipsters and the elderly.

  • omitted

    Tru-dat!

  • Percy Gryce

    Has Jack been hacked?

  • Percy Gryce

    “Let not the hands of the Richevans nor of a Wizard touch the magic box of light for such a touch defileth them both.”–The Book of Plinkett, chapter 24, verse 66.

  • Percy Gryce

    I’m talking about cocks and you’re over there talking about comix.

  • Percy Gryce

    Alexandr Solzhenitsyn is spinning in his grave.

    And that’s a good trick.

  • Now I Get It
  • Percy Gryce

    His Disqus is linked to his Twitter. Leg bone connected to the knee bone. Knee bone connected to the . . . .

  • ident

    My great-grandson tells me to never give out personal information on the internet so I can’t tell you which I might be.

  • Now I Get It

    That’s more fucked up than Peter O’Toole on his birthday.

    Theft: 1
    Dennis Miller: 0

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I’ve seen cocks in comics. How do you know Carpenter’s Thing wasn’t in one of them?

  • bassbait

    I already explained the connection between Fantastic Four and Primer, so at this point all it takes to see it is to read what I already said.

  • TapewormBike

    Back in the box grandma!

  • GraphicsAndBeer

    Jack has a big case of the NotGays, I do as well :)

  • Paul Schumann

    They should have just made the whole team international. The Americans are boring. How about some cute Australian hacker chick and a Scandanavian or African or something fighting specialist or pilot dude.
    The two UK scientists are the highlight of the show for me.

  • Paul Schumann

    Yeah those oreos and reeses don’t exactly help…

  • StopThinkingBrainUrGoingToHurt

    Best of the Worst animated special with Foodfight, Toy Story 2.7, and Transformers.
    Make it so.
    Numba One.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I thought it paid for his coke-binge?

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I don’t think he was hunting those pigs, if you get my drift…

  • Lemon Aidez

    I watched Captain America and made this to celebrate its crappyness.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eu1JHmngfg

  • omitted

    I would like to quote Jay from Best of the Worst #15: “No woman!”

  • Fangs

    ‘Jay’ and ‘behind’ in the same sentence. Instant hard-on.

  • Thanatos2k

    You think it’s bad but have never seen it?! What is wrong with you! GO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW.

  • Meester Smeeth

    Peter Cook was in Supergirl? Poor sod, I hope he got a good few quid for that.
    Aw, I just read on wikipedia that Dudley Moore turned down the role of Zaltar so they got Peter Cook to play Nigel. At Dudley Moore’s suggestion, no less. Nice of Moore to throw some work Cook’s way.
    I’m just glad they managed to fit at least one of them into Supergirl.

  • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud

    Commander, tear this website apart until you’ve found those new episodes, and bring me more Best of The Worst, I want them ALIVE!

  • ident

    Yeah, things are always better when you don’t try. Not trying has made me the divorced, unemployed man I am today. Effort is for assholes.

  • ident

    You said they both had low budgets. As far as connections go it’s one step above that they were both shot on film. Also, I’m sure you’ve noticed that Quickcuts, so far, have been strictly new movies. But Primer is a good movie so bring it up every chance you get, I suppose.

  • Tabajaras

    Hi i’m new here, is this how you do it?

    http://i.minus.com/ibqIPYFwssfaZe.gif

  • MEC2

    Jesus, when is Rich’s baby due?

  • bassbait

    The connections are they’re both low budget and despite the low budget they managed to make good with what they had, Primer much more so which is why I’d love to see Jay’s opinion on the film… and Quick Cuts is for new films sure, but I don’t think it has to be, they can review whatever they want and if they choose to review a film from 2004 then why would anyone complain?

  • Jack Packard

    It’s the really me. I probably should not have commented, but here I am.

  • ident

    But Rich is a man…

  • ident

    Yeah, you really shouldn’t have. The stink of this place won’t wash off for days.

  • The HD

    I get the Jesus reference!

  • Percy Gryce

    You’re always welcome here. I think I can speak for all of the assembled Plinkettes and say that we love your work.

  • Percy Gryce

    Fitz Simmons? Uggh, that’s not saying much for Agents of SHIELD.

  • Striker, Ted

    She’d give Liberace a case of the not-gays, and he’s dead!

  • Percy Gryce

    Oh, and let me give one of my pet peeves. Why is Simmons not a medical doctor? She’s the biotech expert, but she’s also effectively the team’s medic. Along with all the other doctorates she got, why wouldn’t she have squeezed in an M.D. It’s the same thing that bugged me about Fringe: Walter did autopsies and performed other medical procedures in almost every episode, but his doctorate was presumably in physics. I don’t know a physicist who could do the medical procedures that he did. M.D./Ph.D.s are pretty common. Why haven’t these writers heard of that? /rant

  • Striker, Ted

    Shot three times in heart

    “Ohhhhh Fuck”

  • Percy Gryce

    Fair enough.

  • Striker, Ted

    I dunno, I find their misery pretty entertaining.

  • Gus Baker

    What did he see in Supergirl? Come on, as a boy in the 80’s I had a HUGE crush on Helen Slater after that movie – yeah, as an adult, it’s corny and all, but for a kid back then wow, I loved it.

  • PARODIUS

    when are they gonna make a Red Son movie

  • http://hardycases.com/ Hale

    It was both. Working on Supergirl haunted his highs up until his last snort.

  • omitted

    CONFIRMED FOR JAY!

  • whip

    Did you forget this line came from Hard Ticket to Hawaii? The skateboarding guy, doing handstand.. they said he was smoking some heavy doobies. I’m sure it’s a callback to that.

    10 seconds into this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAaPeMMJLgs

  • LelouchtheFilial

    I’m inspired by your example.
    I’m going to go the extra mile in indolence by never finding a job or getting married in the first place.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    It’s the *really* you?
    Jack, your language is fuck.
    No, but seriously, thank you for fraternizing with us commoners. This isn’t sucks.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    As far as I understand, he was talking about his thing.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I hear her relative, Gene Simmons, specializes in genetics.

  • catnep

    Good shew. I liked this version of the round table! While I’m not a big fan of superhero movies, this was still fun to watch.

  • fskn

    Last week I was rewatching the Robot Jox episode and then I suggested them making more BOTW eps with same-genre movies. Superhero movies, ninja movies, etc. Don’t know if they actually read that, but it seems too much of a coincidence.

  • Now I Get It

    On the contrary, you should appear at will, then dexterously manhandle the other user avatars, like the helpless shapes of this old Premium Plus ad (0:00-0:30).

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=VyZL8-BiZHE

    Or is that sleight-of-hand more of a Wizard-thing?

    P.S. Please ignore Ben Wicks and the rest that video’s father-absent Canadoriana.

  • Showbiz Pizza Bear

    These craps aren’t random, sir. They’re stylistically designed to be this way.

  • Like Icare

    Isn’t that what Joker and Batman did back in 1989?

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    You’re a brave, brave man.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Salkind was also ahead of his time with Cougars, too.

  • Manaconda

    this episode was awesome, i want moar!

  • http://hardycases.com/ Hale

    No, not at all. While there was some contention over Vicky Vale, it didn’t derail the plot that was already going on. In fact it was quite the opposite; because Vale was a reporter and a surrogate for the viewer, we got first-hand insight into what made the Joker tick, and we got to see a more human side of Batman as a result of her relationship with Bruce. What drew the two characters to her was more than just “I NEED TO BANG SOMETHING, CUZ I HAVE A PENIS!” While she was essentially a damsel-in-distress, she did serve a greater narrative purpose in the overall story.

    And unlike the Supergirl movie, Batman and Joker don’t conform to broad stereotypes associated with their gender, unless you consider making an art out of murdering people and dressing up like a bat to fight crime to be typical “guy things”.

  • Like Icare

    Actually…

    She does not abandon her quest.
    She has that MacGuffin Jr. wristband that she uses to locate The MacGuffin. That’s how she got to be so close to it instead of say looking for it across China somewhere. Or Australia.

    BUT… Faye Dunaway closes the MacGuffin inside a statue/bowl made of led – and Supergirl loses contact with it.
    So she decides to lay low around the parts where her wristband last lit up.

    Trouble is, they messed up explaining that part in editing.
    They have Supergirl discover her powers. She starts flying.
    We have our obligatory Kryptonian flying around the world noticing how it is all beautiful scene.
    Which is where they probably realized that the flying scene was becoming too long – so they end it with Supergirl awkwardly fingering her wristband and then staring at the sunset while striking up the hands-on-hips Superman pose.

    Then we cut over to Faye Dunaway putting the MacGuffin in the led statue.
    Then suddenly Supergirl is flying again only now it is night, looks at her blinking wristband, lands… and that’s where her encounter with rapist truckers begins.

    Cut out the sunset scene and change the order in which those last two scenes happen – and it makes perfect sense.
    She follows the signal, loses contact, lands, lays low and takes up a secret identity in a place where she would be unnoticeable.

    But, then that’s SIX MINUTES WITHOUT A SINGLE WORD SPOKEN. That’s one 20th of the entire movie, including credits.

    So, they cut all that flying in two – and Supergirl seemingly loses interest in her mission despite very earnestly explaining it to the rapist truckers before beating them off.

    I mean up. Beating them up.

  • Like Icare

    Umm… “I NEED TO BANG SOMETHING, CUZ I HAVE A PENIS!” is EXACTLY what drew them to her.

    Joker almost says those exact words. “I’m about to get a new girl Bobby. I’m of a mind to make some mookie.”

    Meanwhile Bruce Wayne is completely entranced with that blonde at his party he can’t take his eyes off of her – and even decides to reveal his secret identity to her after one night.
    Stuttering like a schoolboy. Batman.

    You should rewatch that movie with fresh eyes. Like you’re totally green. It turns out that the Joker is right there in the opening credits, riding a lawn mover.

  • John Smith

    The original idea for “Superman III” was to have Dudley Moore play Mr. Mxyzptlk.

  • http://hardycases.com/ Hale

    I never said that them interested in her sexually wan’t part of why they were drawn to her. But for the overall narrative, it served a greater purpose than just the two of them looking for a girlfriend/lover/whatever.

  • Paul Schumann

    I really don’t know why I keep watching. I don’t even care about Asgard. Tis a silly place.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Waaaayyyy ahead of you.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    An ocean of cum?

    Mike made this joke before I did.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Hehehe… ‘cum’.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    That’s right, other guy!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Not on YouTube, but perhaps YouPorn…

  • LelouchtheFilial

    He was talking about THE Thing.
    You know… from the Fantastic Four.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    With a name like Fangs, he would really just have to be a complete stick in the mud to not want to have a good time with these funny guys you.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Did it rhyme?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Yes.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    It looks like Jack has a nasty twitch… either that or he’s trying to sell me some Cadbury chocolate.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    You mean the night before I couldn’t walk for a few days?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    He doesn’t look ‘scared stupid’ to me.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Alka-Seltzer is dead?!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    007 looks different…

  • Bort

    still the worst movie i’ve personally seen is “Future War”

    Future War is a 1997 direct-to-video American science fiction film about an escaped human slave fleeing his cyborg masters and seeking refuge on Earth. He is being pursued by cyborg slavers and dinosaurs that they use as “trackers.” During the movie’s production crew members joked that the film should end up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 …this movie makes all other movies look good…

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  • omitted

    There will be if Jay ever makes Quick Cuts in a towel

  • Dan

    Yeah, also not really interested in superhero movies

  • TapewormBike

    Me neither but I love me some superheroin. And girls who are heroes as well.

  • TapewormBike

    If they do, I expect it to be as similar to the original, as Wanted was.

  • TapewormBike

    THE man

  • Jack Packard

    I LOVE IT!!!

  • Percy Gryce

    You got me. Although you do realize that that movie was released in 1987, thus validating my original point.

  • Percy Gryce
  • Percy Gryce

    I will give them credit for some good cameos. I hope they keep the show going just to link into all the Marvel movies.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Well, three kinds, actually.

    You have to include yacht-rockers who are explaining Michael McDonald and Jeff “Skunk” Baxter’s current appearances.

    Was that too far to go for a joke? Hellz yah! I am an elderly hipster.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Why doesn’t “rich source of cheese” merit a C)? Is it because you think it’s just a re-statement of A) and B) with no uniqueness of its own to add, as a point?

    Poor concluding sentence. You just don’t measure up.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    He’s also the frat asshole in BREAKING AWAY and the weird, CIA – assassin man-crush in APARTMENT ZERO.

  • Pa Kent Says Maybe

    Strange name for a dog. Anathema.

    Here, Anathema.
    Roll over, Anathema.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Hard to tell these days. So many things dangling around.

  • ident

    Although the themes are not necessarily based on genre. It’s often based on box art.

  • ident

    Symbols don’t rhyme.

  • diehounderdoggen

    It’s a running gag.

  • Kenlin Bros

    Any chance of one of the wicked eyebrow raise at 43:50?

  • NotoriousPAT

    Thanks guys, I needed this :)

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I never noticed that before. I’d do it but I don’t want to leave Faddle here completely unemployed. So get to work @Faddlechud

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Never noticed that before. I’d do it but I don’t want to leave Faddle here completely unemployed. So get to work @Faddlechud:disqus ! I’ll leave this one for you.

  • AdamCoates

    When I heard you were watching FF a while back I watched it in preparation, and I felt the exact same way. If it had the effects/costume budget of the newer films it would easily be superior. I also watch Captain America, and it was just boring. Why did no one point out the repeated earlobe pulling, or the semi-“A Christmas Story”-reunion of Melinda Dillon and Darren McGavin?

  • Rick Rickerson

    Strange. My raging erection laughs like Rich Evans.

  • Percy Gryce

    Emphasis on the old:

  • Guest

    I decided to listen to one of the Plinkett commentary tracks tonight and, to my joy, found a brand new Half in the Bag commentary track had been posted for Ghostbusters II. Awesome!!

  • Alex Lee

    Just want to point out that they made an audio commentary for Ghostbusters 2.

  • Ludwig Scroggins IV

    And Ben, you’ve always had a hard on…

  • Uncle Sporkums
  • catnep

    I’ve always preferred movies like Jason and the Argonauts and Clash of the Titans. Some mythology and giant campy monsters? Check! Scootch over and pass the chips…

  • Like Icare

    “But for the overall narrative, it served a greater purpose than just the two of them looking for a girlfriend/lover/whatever.”

    Batman and Joker’s relationship to Vicki Vale serves a greater purpose to the narrative? How?

    You could cut her out of the story completely and it would still be the same story.
    Or replace her with another girl. Or two.

    Her ONLY influence on the flow of the story (other than doing the screaming and being “in distress”) is to serve as an excuse for Wayne and Joker to bump into each other so Joker could essentially tell Wayne “Oh, BTW, I killed your parents all those years ago.”

    AND THEY ARE BOTH THERE ONLY BECAUSE THEY BOTH WANT TO FUCK HER!

    Joker has no plans for her. He is in it literally cause he wants to fuck Vicki Vale.

    Batman/Wayne is there to meet the Joker ONLY because he wants to confess being Batman to her, cause after fucking her he felt the urge to come clean.
    Because she is special and tenacious and she will perhaps, maybe, discover it by herself eventually – that’s the explanation they give us.

    After that point she once again delegated the role of damsel in distress wearing a crown of a scream queen.
    Joker doesn’t take her to the top of the cathedral as bait – again, he just wants to fuck her.
    Batman doesn’t count on her either – he beats up Joker’s goons one by one and completely ignores her while beating up the Joker.
    She plays no role in his plans. He barely acknowledges her.

  • playdude92 .

    When both Josh and Jack are on BotW the overall hair-ratio does not change at all.

  • http://hardycases.com/ Hale

    I already explained that.

    The characters themselves are only interested in her romantically/sexually. That is true. But, her role in the structure of the storyline isn’t just to be love interest; she’s the surrogate/avatar for the viewer. Whether or not you liked how she was used or even thought it was entirely necessary is your own opinion.

    My point was, compared to the Supergirl movie, there was at least more thought and purpose to her being in Batman’s plot than random beefcake Supergirl and Witchy-Poo both had the hots for.

  • Percy Gryce

    [Insert jumped-the-shark joke here.]

  • Now I Get It

    You are Victor Laszlo.

  • Rodrigo Cervantes

    I can’t believe none of you goofballs made the connection that the Human Torch animation being blasted with the death ray is lifted directly off the Fleischer Superman cartoon (min 7:29):

    http://youtu.be/sjdnCC6n4xk?t=7m29s

  • Percy Gryce

    He gets the girl?!?

  • Wasperheimer

    Ah, after few days without internet, it is nice have an another slice of that patented RLM goodness.

    Out of these three, I have only seen Supergirl, which was was one of those rare bad movies that really pissed me off.

  • Not Claude Akins

    “During the movie’s production crew members joked that the film should end up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 ”

    And it did!

  • Bort

    lol that would not surprise me, Robert Z’dar from “Samurai Cop” fame is the cyborg in it… Future War… makes Samurai Cop look like Citizen Kane … yeah it’s THAT bad..

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    On Thanksgiving: “Let’s get that turkey!”

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Mookie? What is this, Do the Right Thing?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Well, he is hanging around with all those hacks…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    You probably should not have, because now I’m going to comment with this link and inform you that this video is borderline experimental [and uploaded on my birthday]:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEBK4nYqvLk#t=71

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Pull my finger.

    “Then somebody farts.”

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Execute verse 66.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    But the artist formerly known as Prince can…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Mike, is that you?

    Rich, is that you?…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    omitted is gonna save this in their fap folder…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I made a comic once too.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    It crimes?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    It’s gonna be great!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    That spinning camera fight scene at 7:34 nearly made me spit out my drink, especially with the way Jay says, “What the FUCK?!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    So, I noticed this super cool Spider-Man mask in the background, but then ALSO noticed that I got this reaction from Wizard. It’s a combination of intense pain and intense laughter, I presume.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Somebody make a GIF of that cheesy hand wave at the end.

  • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud

    On it.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    C’mon, man, premature.
    I mean… be mature.

  • Robby

    I watch so many videos here I know what comes on AFTER The Care Boars Save Christmas.

  • Reginald Van Der Slythe III

    From the guy calling everyone else trolls…

    Hypocrisy, thy name is Nathan Hawks.

    Also, I’m not going to reply to anything you post in response.

    CHECKMATE

  • Alexa

    I think its kind of harsh to say that the actors in Supergirl weren’t giving it their all as well. Sure its still a bad movie but it really has less to with the actors and more the bad script.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    Jay was talking about how Faye Dunaway hammed it up APPROPRIATELY, like Gene Hackman did as Lex Luthor. It didn’t sound like he was blaming the actors.

  • Alexa

    I guess “harsh” wasn’t the right word, annoying is more appropriate, since I think the actors in Supergirl were slightly better than in Fantastic Four. Yeah the actors there are given it their all but from what I’ve seen of the film its not much. But A for effort *shrugs*

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    By itself, it looks like Wizard is masturbating and that’s his O-face…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Too perfect.

    Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man!

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    “I know what comes on AFTER The Care Boars Save Christmas.”

    Let me guess, it’s you?

  • Percy Gryce

    Speaking of fat homos, Doc of the Dead premieres on EPIX this weekend. That’s right, Mr. Plinkett will be featured on basic cable! How is this not national news? Why is there no presidential proclamation? No ticker tape, no dancing girls? What is wrong with this fucking country?

    At least we Plinkettes should be high-steppin’ and cheering.

  • Percy Gryce

    Doc of the Dead premieres on EPIX this weekend. That’s right, Mr. Plinkett will be featured on basic cable! How is this not national news? Why is there no presidential proclamation? No ticker tape, no dancing girls? What is wrong with this fucking country?

    At least we Plinkettes should be high-steppin’ and cheering.

    Could Jay maybe post a thread on Saturday here for us to comment?

  • LelouchtheFilial

    I get you, but I think that the BOTW crew just found the Fantastic Four cast to be more… endearing.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    Hoooooooly shit. BASIC CABLE!
    At first, all I could hope for was watching Rich Evans masturbate on public access.
    OH, HAPPY DAY! WE’LL HAVE A GAY OLD TIME!!!!

  • LelouchtheFilial

    “Blow their wad” is an expression Jay uses often.
    That’s EXACTLY what I do.

  • Alexa

    Again A for effort :)

  • Robby

    O u.

    No, it’s Darling, Are You Bored of Men?, directed by Nick Millard. Nick Philips. Nick of many aliases.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Is Robin Williams your dad [I hear he's the world's greatest]?

  • redletterjay

    Heads up that a LOT of our material got cut from the final edit. So don’t go in expecting too much Plinkett. All our material may be included on the DVD/Blu-ray release though.

  • I Shot J.R

    Don’t you be dissing on Xena!

  • Now I Get It

    Inside of us we both know that Ilsa belongs with him. She’s part of his work now, the thing that keeps him going. And if she’s not with him, in that steno chair, when he logs on drunk, she’ll… Okay, maybe he’s Rick. What is it with Ricks?

  • TapewormBike

    I forgot that´s even coming. So many tentacles RLM has reaching all over the place (in a non creepy way…that sentence is beyond repair I guess). Btw, was there any promotion of the Ghostbusters 2 commentary? I was off Twitter for a while, so maybe there, but basically I found out about it from I think you Percy and some other fellow commenters. I think RLM are now literally playing games with us, hiding new content (the fact that it is known is also a proof that most of us are desperate enough to browse all the stuff we´ve seen already 100+ times).

  • Charon

    Mr. President – Thanks.

  • Quonk

    Well, now here’s the funny part: The “small German production company” that had acquired the rights to the “Fantastic Four” brand, was actually Bernd Eichinger’s “Constantin Film” – one of the most sgnificant European production companies (known by high-grossing movies and franchises such as “The Neverending Story”, “The Name of the Rose” etc.). And here’s the thing: While the Corman-directed “Fantastic Four” movie was indeed a sort of “throwaway-projct”, it was the same production company that also produced the dreadful “Fantastic Four” movies of the 2000s. Seems they just couldn’t find a decent director or scriptwriter for either incarnation of the franchise….

  • LelouchtheFilial

    Pffffft… making me fork over all of my stolen/hard-earned money…

  • Percy Gryce

    That’s not right, Jay.

  • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud

    On it… later tonight.

  • http://nathanhawks.us/ Nathan Hawks

    I don’t know how dumb or weak-willed anyone would have to be to see peoples’ attitudes on this page toward me as anything but douchy asshats gangpiling onto someone based on ultra-flimsy justification just to be dicks, but I’m not that weak-willed idiot. That’s why I fought back and that’s why I dropped out. Unlike Rich I don’t get paid to be a buttmonkey. Unlike Jay you can suck my dick.

    If you reply, I will chuckle at your making a liar of yourself, in addition to having piped up to join week-old mob abuse just to scratch your own urge to be a tool.

    That’s what a lot of people fail to understand in these situations. Sometimes a mic drop isn’t a performance act. Sometimes it’s just total confidence.

    Die.

  • ident

    But he isn’t a symbol. His name is a symbol. His name can’t rhyme, but he can.

  • ident

    It was never released because Marvel bought the film and, reportedly, destroyed all prints. According to Wikipedia, anyway. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fantastic_Four_(film)#Marketing_and_release_plans

  • ident

    I don’t know why they would shoot themselves in the foot like that. Why would anyone watch it now?

  • catnep

    Where do we send our angry crayon drawings? This is madness.

  • redletterjay

    Well, Plinkett isn’t the point of the documentary. Just making sure people that are tuning in solely to see Plinkett understand that. I’m certainly not saying don’t watch it.

  • ident

    You’re too humble, Jay. Plinkett is the point of every documentary. Even the one’s he isn’t in. Because he lives in your heart, Jay. He lives in your heart.

  • http://hardycases.com/ Hale

    I dunno, people seem to be gangpiling on you because you keep proving you’re an idiot.

    Also, just “die”? Really?

  • LelouchtheFilial

    Beautiful, ident. Mr. Plinkett is the fat that accumulates around your heart after 1 McDonald’s burger too many.

    In other words, just 1 McDonald’s burger.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    He really is overreacting.
    Plus, he made a statement (oh, sorry, a “request”) and people argued to the contrary because his stateme– request was stupid.
    And now he’s acting like some righteous hero for having warded off these “troll comments” even though HE did most of the insulting, if we’re to be completely honest.

  • Like Icare

    It’s how the people on the streets talked back then, yo.
    Joker, he be from the streets, knowatamsayin.

  • Like Icare

    My point is that it’s the same shit under a different label.

    Here’s a fun exercise to determine if either of those two is there primarily as a sex object – remove their sexuality.
    Imagine either of them as a person of opposite sex, or a pree-teen child or an older person still doing the same job.

    Note how both those characters disappear from most scenes they are in.
    And as their primary role is taken away… their secondary roles can be transferred to other characters and they can be written out entirely.

    Vicki Vale would get blended with Alexander Knox – becoming something like a Jimmy Olsen.
    Just Ethan would probably expand Jimmy Olsen’s girlfriend.

    That didn’t come out right… Expand her character… role…

  • stoopsmcoops

    “I just want to watch a Neil Simon play!”
    Fucking hell it’s 7am, I’m still drunk, and I can’t control the volume level of my laughter.

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    I came because I thought I read something about tentacle porn.

    Also, I’m commenting because I thought I read something about tentacle porn.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    No wonder I was craving pizza rolls while watching The Act of Killing.

  • TapewormBike

    I am watching the second part of 101 Wacky kid jokes right now. Had to stop watching tentacle porn for that. Shortly.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I might just react to that, but I’m afraid that if I do so before using the bathroom I might just poop my pants…

    Which is the opening scene to Poop in the Pants: The Movie 3D.

  • Pissernacht

    What’d you see then? And do you keep seeing it?

    I’m seriously on the verge of strangling the internet if I see or hear that faggot-y commercial of Sony’s one more time…

  • Waldente

    Just these days I have the best example for targeted ads.
    Two weeks ago I wanted to visit a site that hadn’t payed their hosting bill and so I was forwarded to the hosting service “Hostgator” (dotcom). From that day on I get ads in the form of video clips both here and on youtube for the gator and in form of still pictures on all kind of sites. There is one on top of this page. I don’t care about hosting at all but this was really interesting in how obvious it was. Maybe go there and see if you get the ads. Maybe look at some corn-flakes, cars or deodorant and keep an eye open for new ads.

    Besides I even get german ads on here because I am german.

  • Jonah Falcon

    The reason they put a lot of effort in the acting and story in Fantastic Four film even though there was no release is very simple: these actors and crew need stuff for their demo reel. I know of a LOT of projects that never see release that still have clips for demo reels.

  • Quonk

    That shows what a skilled businessman Eichinger was: Buying the movie rights cheaply, investing 1 million bucks to retain the rights, getting bought out of the original contract for MORE than 1 million and then doing a high-budget version (which, while being utter rubbish, still grossed more than thrice its budget).
    At the end of the day it’s a pity that Roger Corman wasn’t hired again – he might’ve made a WATCHABLE F4 movie; even though it’s hard to tell whether Corman really would’ve known what to do with a $90 million budget…

  • ident

    Good points all around.

  • ElCamino

    Did anybody else think that the Canadian hit-person in the flamboyant red track suit (best assassination-outfit ever; who could remember that track suit?!) was running like The Amazing Bulk? “He’s mincing away!”

  • Xor

    *tied to a rocket*

    “Uh uhhh I’m gonna puke…”

  • ElCamino

    Also, what ever happened to the Explosimeter?

  • nat

    my reaction when they pointed out sexist undertones

  • Reginald Van Der Slythe III

    I can’t believe you actually compared that Pyun movie to a Roger Corman one. Jesus. Everyone’s right; you are hack frauds.

  • Reginald Van Der Slythe III

    Have you seen The Sword and the Sorcerer? It’s the one decent Pyun movie I’ve seen (although I have an odd fondness for Mean Guns that I can’t really justify). The fact that he has claimed it’s the one he had the least control over may have something to do with it. It’s definitely worth a look.

    DO NOT WATCH THE SEQUEL. Easily one of the three worst movies I have ever seen. It makes his Captain America movie look like a Werner Herzog film.

  • Uncle Sporkums

    Thanks for the heads up, Jay.

  • Uncle Sporkums

    My mistake, I thought it was “The Slut”.

  • Uncle Sporkums

    I did. I mentioned it on the Youtube channel.

  • Sparkles Peterson

    “Landing the spacecraft.” There could be children reading.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I am very glad you brought that reference back up. :)

  • Jack Luminous

    Surely a BAD superhero movie is…Batman Begins…seriously nothing really happens in that movie apart from the lure of The Joker at the end…Supergirl was better than that flick…I am NOT trolling either

  • Frank

    What no Robocop jokes with Ronny Cox’s role as president of the United States, no Total Recall jokes. I mean come on Dick Jones/ Cohaggen is the president of the freaking United States, we’re doomed Captain America. Doomed.

  • Thanatos2k

    Always an honor when the great @redlettermedia reviews Fantastic Four: http://t.co/F3tnBehxyI— Roger Corman (@RogerCorman) March 19, 2014

    Even Corman approves!

  • http://hardycases.com/ Hale

    …Batman Begins didn’t have the Joker. The Dark Knight and Batman ’89 did. And Mask of the Phantasm if we’re getting really specific. Begins had Scarecrow and Ninja Liam Neeson.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Mike: “Not bad.”

  • Reverse Politician

    He meant the tease with the joker playing card at the very end.

  • http://hardycases.com/ Hale

    Ah, that makes more sense. Derp on my part then.

  • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud

    Well that took longer than expected… must be losing my touch…
    http://i.minus.com/iLLlTRmQOlrkT.gif

  • Joe Schmoe

    Not being a comic book guy, I never understood Captain America. He was supposed to be a WW 2 super US Army soldier, yet all he had was a shield, not even a sword. Shouldn’t he have a boatload of guns?

  • Jason

    I think Captain America having only a shield was symbolic, like he was just a defender, not an aggressor.

  • bruce wayne

    Sadly guys the Supergirl character in her initial iterations wasn’t really all that far off from the character in this movie. Thank christ they didn’t do the whole magic eight ball thing to get her to earth or anything. But in-so-far-as what she was doing in the early comics… yeah, it was all about her being a girl. Hell for all intents and purposes she even needed superman’s permission to announce herself to the world because it was such a fifties view of women and their place in the world. I do wonder what kind of “girl power” extremism they’d try to pull if there were a modern supergirl? That Wonder Woman Pilot that got the ax was a pretty clear example of how far they’d go in the wrong direction to prove that, “she a strong independent woman who don’ t need no man to help her save the world.” Ah well… fun review anyway guys.

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  • Mcjoban

    whens the next best of the worst coming out?

  • Cameron Vale

    That Captain America movie is awful. Neither Cap nor Red Skull have significant superpowers, in fact Cap spends the whole movie retreating from Red Skull’s minions simply because they have guns. The main difference between the two is that Red Skull is a genius that masterminds a plan to rule the world with the help of ingenious gadgets that he invented, and Cap is an idiot who believes that USA lost WW2 because he saw a German made car. I’m sure the movie would amuse people who despise the United States, but that’s no way to make a Captain America movie. A Fighting American movie, maybe.

  • HNSZ

    I was rewatching this when I realised that no one has ever made a comment about the bearded glasses guy. I wonder if this is because, like me, everyone else doesn’t really like him. I can’t say I dislike him, he just gets uinder my skin sometimes.

  • ident

    Are you doing a thing? I’m going to assume you’re doing a thing that I don’t get and move on.

  • roaroar roarar

    except for when he chucks the shield at you. that shit coming straight for your face is pretty aggressive when you’re on the receiving end of it.

  • roaroar roarar

    rich evans is the definitive voice for the line “oh my gawwwd”

  • roaroar roarar

    rich evans is the definitive voice for the line “oh my gahhhd”

  • HNSZ

    I’m a person! Pruskin?

  • Charon

    That’s awesome.

  • Daniel Piatkowski

    Jay, Albert Pyun isn’t dead yet. He’s still alive, I checked, so no, “God rest his soul,” just yet.

  • peterblue11

    i fuckin lost it when doom drew a 12 in the air backwards so they could read it.. hahahaha.

  • agianagain

    I don’t remember this scene from Kickass 2. Why does Battle Guy look so old, and why does Insect Man look so bald?

  • Robby

    I took it more as like, god have mercy on him for all the terrible schlock movies he made. :D

  • Robby

    Okay, cut.

  • Now I Get It

    I’ve had to think about this ever since, as it struck me as true.

    Myths have a lot of implausible elements, but they’re never set in the real world anyway. Whereas superhero movies take the most implausible parts of myth – Gods and monsters – then set them in the real world, to battle as superheroes and super villains who are also meant to be real people somehow.

    So, it ends up like opera: if you don’t believe the big aria (the boss fight) at the end, you’re not going to enjoy the show. Whereas myths, whose characters are truer to their own world, can tell a whole story that offers a fuller experience.

  • catnep

    Wow… Mind meld. What generally bothers me about superhero stories is the deck is always stacked in their favor. The outcome is assured. No matter what is thrown at the SH he comes out of it okay, eventually. Why bother? If the formula dictates he’ll always get his groove back, why should I invest? I want to at least believe* the struggle is real. I want to think, “Is he going to make it?” And I’m really going to hell for this: Sometimes I want to like the opponent more than him and be surprised that I’ve started rooting for him instead! That’s never happened to me with a superhero story. It does happen with myth because those stories are meant to reveal parts of our own nature. Sometimes we find the monster more sympathetic because his suffering is somehow like our own. Whereas the superhero is always shiny and winning. I don’t know anybody like that.

  • NotRickBerman

    He would have made a 45 movie series, with each having a $2M budget.

    And it still would have been a better love story than Twilight.

  • Now I Get It

    I agree with all of this, and what proves it all, pretty clearly, is the difference between the two “Hellboy” movies.
    The first has a simpler, more superhero-type conflict, as opposed to the second, in which Guillermo del Toro shifted the setting into a mythical world, which he populated with fantastical characters who had still faced fairly human alternatives but chosen wrongly. And because of that, it was possible to shift one’s point of view, and empathy, from character to character as the moment required. I’m a big fan of that second movie (3-disc edition) and Toro in general.

  • Mike

    Jack’s laugh around 5:37 is golden. Is it some sort of requirement to join the RLM gang that you need to have a bad ass laugh?

  • Percy Gryce

    Moar Hellboy, please.

  • catnep

    Aw. Further proof that crochet can make anything adorable!

    I’ve only seen the first Hellboy. I really like Ron Perlman so that drew me… but after that I just lost track of it. Sounds like I should check out the second for the fantastical elements? The only other Del Toro I recall seeing (that I knew was him) is Pan’s Labyrinth, which I liked even though the story was depressing.

  • Now I Get It

    Well, if you’ve never seen “Hellboy II: The Golden Army”, then you’re likely not tracking the progress of the upcoming “Hellboy III”. Hmph! I’m sensing a real lack of completism here. That, and that you probably imagine you’ve got better things to do.

  • catnep

    Frenchie, Fanboyism is a DISEASE. But you’ve been this way for a long long time, replacing one addiction for another… first it was shoes and then it was stealing the neighbors’ newspapers. Now it’s zoning out in front of the picture box for days on end. Please stop, your breaking your mother’s heart!

    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/12/31/article-2531646-1A5A560100000578-222_306x386.jpg

  • Now I Get It

    I’m a bad dog, I know; I don’t always bring back the same ball you threw for me. This one I found in the tall grass next to a sleeping vixen. It must have belonged to one of her kits – an obvious adolescent fanboy – but it would have been dangerous to return it, so…

    Anyhey, the straight, grown-up poop on Hellboy II is, creature-wise, it can’t be beat. Most of them – Cathedral Head, Fragglewump, Mr. Wink, Cronie Troll, Bethmoora Goblin, etc. – are costumes plus practical effects, stunningly realistic, and essential to the plot. CGI was used only for the very large (Forest God, Causeway Giant, and Golden Army) and the very small (tooth fairies). Same with the fantastic worlds they all move through and the fights, highly implausible but performed by world class tumblers and the odd fly-wire.

    The plot for Hellboy III gets mighty apocalyptic, after Liz strikes a deal with the Angel of Death.

    http://i.imgur.com/oxTHP9G.gif

  • catnep

    That’s a cool gif, NIGI-rhymes-with-Gigli! You’ve sold me on revisiting the Hellboy franchise. Very curious to see the other creatures you mentioned! I love me some foliate gods…

  • Now I Get It

    And by “Gigli”, do you mean the Italian island, the Italian designer, the Italian pasta, or the American camel toe?

    http://static0.therichestimages.com/cdn/728/448/90/c/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/gigli1-e1394726967528.jpg

  • catnep

    Camel toe! That’s the one! Also known in northern climes as “moose knuckle” or “the caribou creep.”

    http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/49/d3/e5/49d3e5a18834a0202c4fc14296ef5cf7.jpg

  • NotRickBerman

    That’s gonna be great.

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    Those fantastic 4 costumes are shit!

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    It helps that he’s not much more than a cameo and a walking plot device for why they have the spooky gas.

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    Or maybe they’re hack-frauds who don’t do their research. I don’t know.

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